Oh My Goodness: it’s Adam Scott. Black-out curtains, a ’68 Rambler, homonymous encounters, and “what is it about your wife that drives you crazy?” Sleep with your eyes open… on an all-new SmartLess. Bellissima! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: What is the format of SmartLess podcast?
So, listener, this is the portion of our show called The Cold Open.
Why isn't it called The Hot Open?
Well, because it originated back in the old country. Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With refrigerator boxes.
Welcome to an all-new Smart List.
Chapter 2: Do blackout curtains affect your sleep?
Do you guys sleep with the room blacked out or the shades open? That's my opening topic.
Hang on, Will. Sean's got some material. Go ahead, Sean. What should we say?
What is it? I don't have material. No, I don't. Do you? No, I can't sleep with... I have to sleep with them open because... Still rolling.
Go back to one.
I have to sleep with them open because I can't wake up when it's pitch black. It makes me really depressed. Okay, I mean... I had a payday candy bar yesterday.
Hang on a second. This is the second bit. He didn't want to lead with this one because it's not as strong as the first one.
One subject at a time. Sean, and now are you checking these off every time you hit one of these? Because I know you wrote these down. No, they're in the back of my head.
But truly about the blackout thing, that is something that my wife really prefers. She likes to have total blackout in the room when she goes to sleep. She says she can't sleep with light in the room. And I'm still trying to figure out how she's been able to sleep with her eyes open all these years.
Wow. Right?
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Chapter 3: How is Will Arnett's film project going in New York?
Yes. Oh, I thought that was the other one. Oh, fucking great research, Sean. Yeah.
Sean, that was his dad's maiden name.
Okay, sure.
And so when you were born, you just took your dad's name? Okay, got it.
Wait, Adam, we've never talked about Adam Scott, the pro Australian golfer. Has that been an issue at all? Great swing. He's got a great swing.
He's incredible, right? I mean, I don't play golf or follow golf, but I've certainly like... Yeah, of course. It's come up, obviously. You could do a lot worse. Yeah. Okay. To have a new house. Have you ever met him? No, but we, I remember- You got to. Way, like 20 years ago, we did it. Cool it, Will. We did an interview side by side and something.
You have got to.
But you guys, he is, like you guys play golf and he's still like a great golfer, right? He's very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's very, very good. Well, I think it would be cool- Have you met him? I've never met Adam. Sounds like you'd like to. Scott, I like him a lot. He's very handsome. He's very stylish. Why don't you DM him or something, weirdo? Like he's going to answer me. But I will say this.
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