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Chapter 1: How does the podcast episode begin?
Sean, good morning. Good morning. It's a weekend morning. I know it doesn't line up with the episode people are about to listen to, but it's an actual Saturday when we're recording this. That's correct. Be honest. You're playing for the day. Go be fucking ruthless with yourself right now.
Totally. I'm going to have, I'm not even kidding, I'm going to have a chili cornbread casserole right when this is over.
No, no, no, but tell us something unusual. Welcome to Smart List. Oh, Sean, get a good stretch in you. You look like a little kitty cat stretching. Wait, listen. I have a story to share with you all. Here we come. Is that why you had to stretch for your story?
Yeah. Is that what just happened? Yeah. Did you write notes or are you just going to kind of free it?
Oh, no. This is serious. Look at the look on his face.
I know because I don't know if this has ever happened to you, but two days ago, I'm in my car. I'm on Wilshire Boulevard in between appointments because if I drive home, by the time I get there, I have to come back. So I'm driving around like 20 minutes trying to kill time.
So I'm driving. You don't pull in somewhere. Yeah, you're just burning fossil fuel because... Well, it's an electric car. It's an electric car.
It doesn't charge for free, you know.
Go ahead.
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Chapter 2: What unusual car incident did Sean experience?
And I find a YouTube video of a guy who went through the same thing in the same kind of car. And he's like, you got to put it in the cup holder. I'm like, the cup holder? So I put the key in the cup holder. And I hit it again. Thank God it started. But that was like 20 minutes sitting there with my hazards on. And then I finally, because I'll be damned if I didn't make it to my massage.
So I got to my massage. That was your appointment.
That was my appointment. Because I hadn't had one in like a year. Sounds like a real busy day. Yeah.
Middle of the day massage? Yeah, yeah, middle of the day. Middle of a workday massage? Okay. So, and you give me shit, JB, for not going to the office. This guy's doing middle of the weekday massages. Wait, this is the end of the story. You're fucking living like a fucking Saudi prince over here. Who is that?
So wait, the end of the story is I get out of my massage. I just passed the front desk because I already paid. And she goes, oh, wait. And you could tell she was too embarrassed to say the word husband. So she goes, your friend dropped off a spare key. So I used my spare key. He dropped, Scotty drove all the way to the thing to drop off a spare key that I didn't even know I had.
Your roommate.
I know that you're a confirmed bachelor and your roommate came.
The guy in the other room.
Yeah.
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