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Chapter 1: What unusual events happened during the weekend?
Wow, wow, Wes. Hey.
No, I like it. It smells like cigarettes. This one smells like cigs, too.
oh it's fucking gardini's car that's why he's purifying the mics with tobacco like a native american shaman dude he's blowing tobacco smoke into them i'm sorry i'll clean them no thank you i like the smell it's actually kind of nice this is the bit i was waiting for let's fucking paper straws no more we're done this is my last one no more we're gonna fucking we're gonna go back and put all the plastic rings around the dolphin's necks under trump's gonna be awesome
this country do you hear what he said when he was signing it what he's like and i think the sharks are gonna be okay is they're eating everything in the ocean all right all right man hilarious that is sick to be like sharks can bite anything he's like sharks can bite anything we're gonna sign that what's next i had lamar lamar went in the ocean for the first time this weekend we're in dania beach florida yeah wasn't he at the beach at skank fest he's never gone on the ocean or no the florida comedy festival
Yeah, I think he was on the beach, but I don't think he went in the ocean.
But he didn't get in the water. He stays away from the water.
Exactly. Oh, yeah, he literally can't swim.
No, we went to the ocean this weekend. Dania Beach, by the way, their beach, a lot to be desired. A lot to be desired. I went there. I'm like, La Mer, they'll have shops everywhere. Like, we need to show up.
Oh, yeah. Like, yeah, that's tough. There was nothing.
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Chapter 2: Why was the ocean visit memorable?
Yeah. The Okan man took that one very personally. I think he punched a wall later. It was quality footage. Somebody just sent me a video of him, like, outside punching a gate. And I was like, oh, man. The Okan man.
I spooked Vince Vaughn that one time.
What'd you do?
Badly in Vegas last year. What'd you do? I was hammered last year in Vegas. I kept doing the... Whatever that game was when they're like if the... Like if the beer's in your left hand, you have to chug it right away.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I kept getting caught with the beer. That was the bills. That was Gabe.
I was passing the... Yeah, I would just be like, you know... I was hitting a vape pen. I'm like, take it, you pussies. And I'd switch it to my right hand. They'd be like, ah, you got to drink your beers. And I was just chugging vodka and sodas. I got hammered. And we were on that, like, never-ending party bus thing for a while. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
I got off the party bus, and I was like, what the fuck? Is that Vince Vaughn? I was... hammered and i was i looked at him and i was like vince you're our only hope take us to the place and he i like turned around to nate and he was just 45 feet ahead and i was like oh shit my bad you're our only hope dude like you're our only hope
yeah it is it is wild it's just so many celebs true celebs and you're hammered and you're like holy fuck there he is i gotta go say it it's time this is my one chance man come on i didn't even i just like saw him and reacted to like something that was bubbling like beneath my brain it's like dude you're our only hope you're the chosen one take us to the promised land
No idea what I was talking about. Yeah, I mean, that's exactly what happened to the O'Connor. He saw Julian Edelman and was just like, Julian, can I get a hug from you right now? No.
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Chapter 3: What was the incident with celebrities like Tyreek Hill?
He said, fuck you guys. It's crazy. It is still, still a goat. Yeah, I mean, dude, it's still the GOAT, dude. I'm sorry. His Twitter's funny as shit. And he hasn't got kicked off of Twitter yet, right? I don't think. Well, dude, it does.
I mean, again, it is like, I totally get why people are upset, but it does beg the question, like, might we have to all become big boys and girls about words and just be like, okay, this guy's fucking popping off on some crazy shit. You know what I mean? But then again, it's like, are people so dumb that if you start doing that, people will go up and just be like, yeah, fucking, we are Nazis.
Yeah, there's that. There's that. People are pretty fucking dumb, so people could see the green light and be like, okay. For sure. But they can also do that.
But that's also the green light to just also pop off on the internet for the most part. Yeah. True. I don't know. It's wild. It is a wild dude. It's a tough one to comprehend.
How did he even get that far?
Or maybe it's the most simple thing ever to comprehend. As soon as a guy says he loves Hitler, you go, shut up.
Exactly.
Hitler was gay. Yeah, true. No one's taking that angle.
yeah it's just that's the thing i'm gonna yeah i guess that's kind of what i'm saying it's like like when i was listening to that hitler book every fucking day yeah listen to it you go this guy sucked dick yeah like there's this whole like thing online where they're like he was actually cool as fuck i don't know if you really look into it it's like he sucked yeah he was really look into it he was truly a baby he was yeah big time baby
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