The Toast
Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024
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Chapter 1: What happened to Jason Kelsey at the Penn State game?
I don't know, I feel like it's a dress we've seen her in a million times, like tits out for the boys, white shawl. Like, it's just, I don't know. Maybe I'm in like a little bit of like a hater era, but it's like, do something different. Surprise us. Like, we're plaid. I don't know. It was just like... Do a flip. You're telling me she hasn't worn this before? I was shocked.
Now, I know some of the, you know... Christian swirlies were like, also, can you not take this big cross and put it between your breasts? Like it was a little, and you know what? I kind of feel that. Like if somebody wore a big Jewish jar, like their nipples, like I would be like, I don't know about that.
Chapter 2: How did Jason Kelsey respond to the homophobic slur?
A Jewess though. Cause she's actually like pretty religious. So if it was like a...
a jewess who was firm but like a religious jewess would never wear their tits okay i guess because it's like there's like modesty but like someone who's like a big jew advocate jew wearing a big jewish star between her breasts i actually like i i would you would like it i don't know that i would like it but i don't think i would dislike it i don't know i'm very i'm very protective and i don't like and we're just desperate because there is no like real jewish representation anywhere like positively okay here's here if gal gadot
was wearing a big, like wearing this dress and a big- I would love it. I would love it. You're right. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Thank you. And it was like Princess Diana's Jewish sister's Jewish star. Yeah, wait, no, wait.
It was like Elizabeth Taylor. She was Jewish. Okay, Gaga Dote at auction bought Elizabeth Taylor's like big Jewish star and then wore it with like a plunging, I would be so happy. Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
So not to say like you guys can't be offended, but I'm just saying, like, because you were saying you would offend. If it was me. But I actually don't think so. That's all I'm saying.
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Chapter 3: What was the community's reaction to Kelsey’s actions?
Yeah, no, you're right. I would not be offended. But you guys, if you want to be offended- But I'm also desperate. Right. I'm so desperate. But the look in general, I was just like so underwhelmed by. And it reminded me of like. What did it remind me of? It was just like it didn't remind me of anything. It was just like this fatigue. I'm still doing this like.
Yeah, especially she went to the other one without pants, and now she's at this one without a shirt. It's so true. It's like, do something different. Like, you have access to every designer, clothing, stylist. Like, do something crazy, you know? Yeah.
Besides that. Well, also at this event, people don't dress crazy. They actually dress like incredibly beautifully. Yeah. And not things that take, you know, an artist's gaze to appreciate. It's just like beautiful women in pretty dresses. And I enjoy that. So like Blake Lively was there. She looks great. Parchalicious. Kaya Gerber was there looking parjadefinitionlicious.
pardalicious definition Cara Delevingne was there um looking beautiful as well and also Cara Delevingne is like looks really well and I'm really happy for her yeah we like forget because she really bounced back very quickly but there was like a brief period where it was clear that she was struggling with something and she ended up taking time off going to some sort of facility and you know what ever since like she you're right she really bounced back she looks so healthy and so happy and she looks great I'm looking at pictures she really does
Laura Dern, how you Dern? Laura Dern was there. I love Laura Dern. Like, I'm sorry. She's so funny to me. Like.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of using slurs in sports culture?
Really? Yeah. She's like, I'll watch a movie if she's in it, you know? She's a really good actress. I like, but I said, really, it sounds like I dislike her. I don't like, I'm like totally like neutral. Yeah. And she's just a part of that crew. Like, like that Reese Witherspoon, big little lies crew. Yeah. Um, a lot of like random swirlies were at this event.
Like pretty much anyone who's anyone, if you were in town, like hit up the LACMA. Yeah, Charlie XCX, Troye Sivan, Andrew Garfield. Ellie Goulding, my queen.
I love Aza Gonzalez. I feel like she didn't take off in the way that she should have, you know? She just got married, right? Oh, yeah, and Anna Kendrick was there in what could be one of the ugliest dresses I've ever seen be made. I just passed by her. I'm shocked.
Hold on. It's like vomit green with a bow. It is those things. Oh, Queen Beyonce's mom was there in a black suit. Promoting her new book. I mean, wouldn't you? Yeah. Anyway. Rachel Zoe. Oh. I love what she's wearing. Like a gold gown. Really Blake Lively's up there for. She also looks great at that other event. Blackamuff.
Page six on my iPad isn't formatted correctly when they do these slideshows. And so everyone is like, you know, when you would like take a picture and like not orient it properly and just bring down the top and you get like disproportionate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's what I'm looking at. But still, Kathy Hilton looks beautiful disproportionately.
That's so funny. Yeah, by the way, it was very well attended in terms of like A-listers. Like why? I don't get it. I mean... I don't know. It's a fun. Oh, Victoria Turetti, my girl, was there. Wait, do we have it as a story that Nina Dobrev got engaged? We did it last week. We did? Yeah. Are you sure? Positive. With Ben. With Ben. Right? Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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Chapter 5: What does it mean to 'rise above' in celebrity culture?
Chapter 6: How do the Kardashians remain relevant amidst controversies?
And like she's gonna keep doing like this with a million other things. And it's like... It's exhausting. You could do that with even hobbies. Yeah, gardening. That's what I was thinking. It's like, I actually like that. I feel that way in my personal life. I want to learn new things that would benefit my life. That's what Martha says.
You should really make it one of your goals to learn something new every day.
And I feel like in the last few years, I mean, the amount that I've learned in the last few years, I wouldn't recognize myself. Some of the things that I say, if you had said that sentence to me, Even a year ago, Pardee Loves, I'd say, what? Right. What? What? And I think that's, like, it's a good thing to always be, like, learning new things, but, like... This is extreme. To what end? Yeah. Yeah.
So, justice for Kourtney, in that sense. Well, she's definitely getting her justice, because, like, now the show... And it's... There's so much of, like, this prank stuff still, which you know that we don't like. Oh, my God. The pranks.
Like, they... And I loved the Todd Cranes, and I loved the Art Vandeley. Those were two. But by the way, it's not even Scott pranking. That's the problem. They took it too far. They were so well-received that they were like, let's make this a continual subplot for the next 10 years. And it's really dumb.
Yeah, and then Chloe's on the other end where she like won't leave her house and like just wants to like be a mom and be with the kids and like loves her routine. And I think that's like so nice. And I think that's a lot of people would probably relate to that. But then they like don't actually show us her in her routine.
They just have her having conversations with people about how she's scared to leave the house and how the routine is important to her and like how she likes to make True's lunches. But like, I'd love to see her make True's lunches. Like show us the routine that she's so enmeshed in. That's funny. So that's what I saw.
And that's how Jax sees it. We have a lot to get into today. So I hate to cut off this riveting conversation, but I feel like we should. In service of more riveting conversation. In service. So now without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
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