Jackie Oshry
Appearances
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I believed, I took her at her word because she's not like a jealous or competitive person. And like, we've seen that time and again, but I thought when she posted that breakfast video and maybe I don't see enough of her content, maybe she posts that all the time. So like, she does was unlike it.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
But when it was like framed like that and she used the song, I thought maybe she was maybe just like stunned in a little like, Now this is how you do breakfast in Montecito.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So she did a Q&A on her Instagram. Someone asked her, are you comprehending the Meghan Markle beef that social media says you two have? And she's like, no, I don't understand this at all. And she turns the camera. She's like, do you understand this? And it's Meghan like chuckling and taking a bite of the food that Gwyneth has made them.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, and I did feel bad even asking you for anything considering you're going through a lot. But I do know you do make your way to the kosher grocer. So I was like, I do. And I know you always like to come with stuff. And so you were probably going anyway. So I was like, can I request a chicken?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, same, especially because people had said they both live in Montecito and it was said that they've never met or if they've met, they're not friends. So that just points to like the opposite.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I totally agree. That's how I saw it go down to like a clarification text message. Hey, let's get together. Yeah.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I thought she was just turning it to like her assistant or something.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. Do you think Gwyneth will do her podcast of Confessions of a Female Founder?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I feel like when you have a podcast, you're more inclined to do a podcast.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Sometimes you do a pod swap in a situation like that.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I don't know if they have two in them.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I agree with that.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yes. And then also, did you hear the trailer for Confessions of a Female Founder? It dropped two days ago yesterday.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
That's really crazy. And if you're doing Zoom, you better get the best guess ever because there's no reason why you can't. There's no scheduling conflict. I listened in the podcast app. So I had the podcasting experience.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And I found it really impossible to finish even just the trailer. It was just really, it was really difficult. And I didn't even know who we're talking to. Who was she talking to? Anyone we know?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Did she show people?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Okay. So I don't even know who we're talking to. And then it's all these like, you know, tropes of just like cliche shit. And maybe that's the trailer. I'll just keep giving her chances. But I couldn't finish the trailer else to say.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Oh, Lemonada had like a pargy intro in the beginning.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Something like that, but it was like so Lemonada. Can I play it? I feel like they will love that. You will love it.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
That's it. Like you're at a spa.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, I think that's like Lemonada's CEO.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, like you're at a spa.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. So that's the latest. We'll see what's next.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Are you ready for our next toy, which is actually some crazy influencer news that dropped yesterday that has the Jewish world in a tizzy?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Alex Earl sued a British fitness brand, Gymshark, for $1 million after it axed her sponsorship deal over, quote, pro-Israel views. So Gymshark, which is a British fitness brand, has settled a claim for $1 million from Alex Earl after they allegedly asked for a sponsorship deal over online criticism of her pro-Israel views.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
She filed allegations against the company at the high court, arguing it owed her the equivalent of £770,000 in damages for terminating the deal prematurely. So Alex Earl on October 7th.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Pargy. Pargy.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It was on October 7th. It was that morning. I think the terrorists were still in the country.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And so she just posted that card. I think it was the same one that Kylie posted.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And it said, we stand with the people of Israel, something like that. Which is like what you post about anything when something happens in the world. That's usually the textbook. Like, we stand with LA. We stand with Paris. Anytime there's a tragedy, we stand with them. Okay.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, no, she I mean, she did take it down, which at the time we were really hard on her for. And I feel bad about that now because I know where her heart is at and it's with the people of Israel. And so then when she was like asked to clarify on comments, she was like, my heart continues to be with everyone who has been impacted by these horrifying acts of terrorism.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
She said, like, people are getting raped and murdered. Like, I'm against that.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Not at all. But the fact that then she didn't like swing the other way and, and post just to appease people like that is what we would call a backbone in this day and age. And that she's not letting this brand get away with terminating her contract. And she won. Yeah.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
1,000%. Yeah.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. She had said at the time, she had said, I'm shattered over the inexcusable, disgusting, disrespectful torturing of women, children, babies, and so many others. There are no words to describe a tragedy of this magnitude and the mass devastation it has caused.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I think we need to sip on some sipmargs.com.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, but it's different. She does margaritas. We do wine.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It's so different. Couldn't be the same.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, and also not her, like, putting this brand on blast, because I don't really know this one, but I actually had just seen, like, yesterday before this, a video of this girl. She had, like, was taking before and after selfies at the gym because she was losing weight, and she's wearing these Gymshark leggings, and they are, like, flesh-colored.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Bruno's not there. Right. So like you have Theo, you want to get Romeo, but not Bruno, who's given his all to the show yesterday.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And they're meant to be like pink camo, but it seriously looks like she's naked. And it's horrible. And she's like, they're horrible. And she actually dyes them at home, like on her kitchen top, like to make them black. And it was just like the opposite of a good ad for Gymshark. So it's just a bad day for Gymshark. But that's what happens when you're bad.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Sipmargs.com. They look so amazing tasting.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And I'm going to be listening to Hot Mess on repeat.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Are you an Ashton or an Alex?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
What are their dynamics? Like, if you had to apply them to us, who's who? I just assume that I'm Ashton. She seems like the one that's like, Alex is like fun and outgoing.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Ashton seems like more sober, not in an alcohol sense, but just in like a, you know, the little sister who's growing up fast.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I stan. Our next story, some new music news. Something that's been in the works for a while has been announced that Miley has announced her visual album, Something Beautiful, with a release date. So Miley has announced her upcoming visual album called Something Beautiful, which is releasing on May 30th.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And it also looks like Romeo. I don't think we need separate ones. They're all twins, by the way.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Though details surrounding the record are scarce, she revealed that her ninth album will feature 13 original tracks and is executive produced by her and Sean Everett.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Okay, but let me just give a few more details. She also revealed the album cover, which is an artsy shot of her in a Mugler couture. And it's 13 songs with accompanying music videos, making it a visual album, and it will tell some story. It's some like pop opera.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
But I think like each music video relates back to another. Like, I think it's like one long music video.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
But it's, I guess, a visual album.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Kind of like Kelsey Ballerini's, was that a visual album?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It was a visual EP.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I agree. And there's been, like, whispers about her new album for a while now. And so this is, like, what we've gotten. And I'm also just, like, a little worried. I don't want to doubt her. But, like, it does look very...
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
artsy avant-garde like Lady Gaga like above my pay grade a little bit like I hate shit like that and then veering a little bit like towards dead pets I'm just like that's my concern not in like a wow just in like a very extreme sort of way I don't know but like what I was seeing wasn't like oh my god I need to see this now maybe it's something I will grow into and I need to like mature in my understanding of art but it looked a little bit out of my reach
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It's very punk hard. Like.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
uh you know metal like is it closer to like glass hearts or whatever whatever that album was called flowers it's not it's not like stripped down malibu it's honestly it feels like something from lady gaga like with the sharp edges sharp chiseled cheekbones no eyebrows which by the way i love no eyebrow representation more of that interesting i mean i'm gonna reserve judgment
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I just like, that was my, I thought that's what you were going to say, which is like initial, like just the initial visuals. Like it just feel like out of my grasp.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
As a piece of uncultured swine. Yes, of course. Of course. Who just wants everything served to me in a digestible way.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. Like kids bop.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So I will, of course, support her. And I love her dearly. And I'm rooting for her. And I agree. She's in a great place right now. So I don't think this is, like, a work of a madman.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thank you.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
But I also think we should make more stickers like in different fonts because right now it's like, I love it, the word art one, but like maybe something also a little more aesthetic, like Meghan Markle handwriting. Maybe we could contract her to write us one.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thank you.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thank you.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
How did you get them made?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Word art?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thank you.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thank you.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I'm glad we have something. And sometimes I'd survive. I used them last night. I was the first. I was an early adapter.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
OK, maybe I can even do my handwriting. Embrace my inner Megan.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
We're so authentic. We can't even pay for a font.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
They are expensive. Go with the free ones. But then the good ones are like you have to pay for it.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
,,,,,,, Kyle doesn't have Sutton's back. Like Sutton has Kyle's back. And they're all like talking about this, how Kyle's not a good friend to Sutton. And I'm thinking like, yeah, Kyle doesn't have Sutton's back. That's not what a friend does. And then Kyle very recently explains why. And then they bring it up to her finally. And she's like, why the fuck would I have her back?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I don't think it was a criticism. I think it was just like an enhancement. And also this. You know what I mean?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I wasn't saying instead of. I'm saying and also. Like I'm just really excited. Sorry. No, I'm excited too.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Like, I don't agree with what she's saying in these instances. She literally drilled in on me last season. Like why? And they're like, cause she really cares about you. Kyle's like, that's not my fucking problem. Like it's so funny. It's actually really funny to hear it from Kyle. It's like, wait, she's upset about me. Like why? Get over it.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thanks. It's just like fun the more the merrier.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Agreed. As much as I'm an Erica apologist now, um, It's crazy to think that all of that could have happened with Erica and it wasn't going to be mentioned or people weren't going to ask questions. So I feel like the way that Kyle and Dorit ask questions didn't push her too hard, didn't get her to a place where she would have to say something that might violate legal things.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Sutton did that, though.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Right. The idea that no one's going to talk about it is crazy. It was the biggest story in the country. It's a crazy thing that happened. For a while, it was not clear if Erica knew about any of this. So we do have to kind of get to the bottom of it. The way that Sutton went about it, like never letting Erica breathe, was completely different.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Very, very thrilling. You also today look like you work in finance, like in a good way.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, that's what an enemy does. Not even a passerby. That's an enemy that just like... can't give you one pleasant meal without bringing it up. And I understand, like at the time she was asking a lot of questions at which people wanted to know, but if you care more about your relationship with Erica than you do care about pleasing the viewers.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Then you might've backed off a little bit.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I did because they said this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, but I'm ready. Even this trip was just a regurgitation of the fights of the season. There's nothing new here. We need a reunion. We need Coombs afresh. So I'm excited for the reunion next week. And I'm ready to get up to speed on what's been going on in the ladies' lives.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I think we were on break that week because it was late August. So I think that was the one summer week that we took off. Because I was like, did we even talk about this?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, no, she's been great. And the trip looks fun. We'll see what happens, who they replace Garcelle with. But it's really, it's crazy that Garcelle left because of alienation and not just, oh, you know, in my son's high school year.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, it makes her look silly.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
and make meaningful connections with other women yeah but I just feel like it didn't have to be this way for Garcelle whatsoever like I mean Danielle is like I not even apples to apples because Garcelle has like a huge personality she has a lot of strong opinions like she's not just like mimicking what Sutton says you know like yeah she can fend for herself so I don't know why this season she really just pigeonholed herself into being like Sutton's backup
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, not at all. She could have like struck up a friendship with Bose and maybe not Dorit because like I think she actually fucking hates Dorit.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Like truly those two, like actually more than Sutton and Dorit dislike each other, like Dorit and Garcelle like,
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
oil and water um and i know i said yes oh sorry like she could have worked on her friendship with one thousand through sutton and it was so crazy because sutton like the way that she was framing everything and they actually showed i mean there was too much flashback footage it's like we we just all saw this but that editor really has it out for sutton
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Well, they said, like, they were showing how everyone attacks Sutton. They were showing all those different, they showed nine frames of people attacking Sutton. And then they also showed nine frames of Sutton attacking other women. And the things that Sutton is saying is so much worse than the things that the other women are saying.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Like, it's crazy that Sutton really sees herself as this victim when it's like, no, you... Give it right to them. Like you start so much shit.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
A vest is great.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. Lisa also, though, like with some it just felt like she would say anything to.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So that wasn't always the greatest. But we'll see what happens at the reunion now that everyone has said seen what everyone else has said and what's been going on all season. Like.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, I used to work at Goldman Sachs. Here you go.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It was a great response. That is really, really funny. And then next we get the reunion. Like they talk obviously about the Sutton wallet comment. And then to read is like to Sutton, like you act like you live like the queen of the Sheba. You live off a main road.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I don't know. She could get on Cameo and pay off her glam bill.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Oh yeah. And I'm good to go. That's all from us.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And it's not Nikki Blonsky.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
She's so wrong for that. She would have an amazing time.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No. Not at all. Who are, like, getting you more cameos. Who are saying you to up your price.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Celebrating. She's on brand. Hey, Turtle Lou. I'm doing good. I didn't even realize it was hump day because like my week is split in two because today I'm traveling. It's a travel day. Hence why I look the way I do. I'm not even wearing shoes. It's just a mess.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
100%.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Not cool, Nikki.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So we've got the next big thing.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
The same but different.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Even Claudia would do it.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Love ya. Bye.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I think it's a cool look. You should also wear a hat and a backpack. No. I think you look cool. It's like a nice vibe.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And it's like cold in New York. I looked at the weather. It was a low of 37. Yeah.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. That's a bad high.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It wasn't like- Did you wear a jacket over your vest?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Interesting.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, a vest is perfect because you'll be hot in a coat, but you do need pockets.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
They were real that day. I wore a vest. Because that vest was disgusting.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, vests are amazing because it's like, here, have a pocket. Say no more.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. I might wear a vest with this because I like wearing a vest on the plane for the pockets.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
For my ID. So it can fall out of your pocket.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, and my phone.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Trips to the Cape.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Because he was making all that money.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Should have known better. I'm sorry.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
They came together in a meaningful way. And the stories, I would say, are showing up for us today. Small but mighty stories.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And that you like the way that you are showing up for yourself. That's a new thing people like to say. I didn't like how I was showing up. for myself.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Oh, I've been seeing that a lot. Like you need to show up for yourself. Claudia, I don't know. It's like the new ism. I feel like it just means like how I am.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No, just like, if you say I don't like how I am right now, say that's what you're trying to say. I wasn't showing up.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Mental state. Like I'm not happy.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. Like I'm just like not in a good place. They would say, I don't, I wasn't showing up for myself in a way that I was happy or was proud of. Just like. That's the new, just look out for it. I'm telling you, I called you on holding space for two things.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I sound amazing.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Watch out for showing up. Now we're not holding, we're showing.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And I'm getting my hair cut tonight. So I didn't do my hair. So it's just like one of those like travel day episodes where Chris Appleton comes in and tells you you're ugly.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, I hope so. I mean, as much as we can do in a Safi, we're trying to, even though like we've already screwed the pooch, we're incapable of doing the Safis anymore.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
The Safi is an opposite of Nalafi and Nalafi is a nice long one for you.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
No.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And theirs are like Nesafis. Yeah.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
And it's like, is anyone actually listening? Because what are they saying?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Thanks.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So yeah, I think like without further ado, we should get into the past five stories that you do need to know.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
It better be so good.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Okay, now I'm curious.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Oh my God. Thank you. I mean, I did like do all my makeup and like, it's like I brushed my hair and put it in a bun. I guess, I don't know. It's the lack of shoes that's throwing me off, but I'm able to sit crisscross applesauce and I'm cozy as heck.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Mm-hmm.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Well, new furniture is always exciting, especially a cozy chair.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah. Like this week, you never know when a nap is going to need to happen.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Not be able to rock my child to sleep. Like that would be insane.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Or even yourselves.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
A lot of pressure. I'm in a Nesafi day.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I'm not doing it because you put me down.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Booking.com, Booking.yeah. I like it.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
By the way, I will never know what's going on with your feet because I can't see your feet.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
When I spray it on them, they're like, huh?
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I love that. Thank you. You know how when someone talks about lice, your head gets itchy? Like you talking about like the pollen and the need for the sneeze. Yes. Made me sneeze. Thanks, Coach.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Like, that's what that was. You were, like, going in-depth on sixth season. And I had a reaction. Let's get into the story, shall we? I guess our first story, which I know is really near and dear to your heart and actually both of our hearts. It's a kind of a it's a combo. It's a combo of our favorite subjects. I wouldn't say for like our queens.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Yeah, but like I wouldn't say Meghan is my queen. You know, I think it's a little more complicated than that.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
So we're just like heavily interested in both of them. But like as a Queen Elizabeth stan, like Meghan will never be my queen. Sorry.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
I did give you some errands.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Meghan Markle and Gwyneth Paltrow addressed their rumored beef during a surprise hangout. So over the last few days, we talked about it a little bit. Last week, Gwyneth was asked about Meghan. She gave a very non-shady response that everyone took to be shady. And then she posted a video of herself making breakfast in her kitchen, just like a party vibe, eggs, bacon, coffee.
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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
A lot goes into me arriving.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
League of Jews. Like I don't think you have to be Jewish. You just happen to be Jewish. Got it, got it. Cool, cool. So I guess now without further ado-da-do-da-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Of course it was a she because 98% of our audience is women.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh, okay. So now, now, right now, without further ado-da-do-da-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh, okay. So there is controversy. Do you know this? Tell me and I'll let you know.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
You're timeless to me. Our first story. Meghan Markle.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Our first story. Yesterday, Variety dropped an exclusive article saying that Alex Earle's Hot Mess podcast has been dropped by Alex Cooper's Unwell Network. So here's the deets from Variety as it dropped. And this feels like more of like a press release.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And they had all the info and then everybody else is like extrapolating from that. So. Alex Earle's Hot Mess podcast has been dropped by Alex Cooper's Unwell Network. Sources say SiriusXM will also no longer sell ads for the show and that the Unwell Network has renounced all rights to Hot Mess so that Earle can freely explore future opportunities.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
The move comes amid growing chatter on social media and the toast of a feud between Cooper...
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
cooper host of call her daddy and earl the party girl influencer with a massive tiktok following speculation of a rift grew when earl skipped an unwell super bowl party in new orleans even though she was in town and then this is me adding also don't forget the spencer pratt stuff in august 2023 as a reminder cooper announced that she was launching the unwell network and signed earl to join the fold so like unwell and and hot mess like
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yes, their initial talent signings included Pretty Lonesome with Madeline Argy, who alongside Cooper and Earle would, quote, develop a variety of multi-platform concepts and projects across such silos as pop culture, beauty, fashion, and lifestyle.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Earl goes somewhere else and then we hear later on like Earl is with podcast one or whatever like and that's what you would do if you wanted things to like remain peaceful but considering they're already going their separate ways I feel like this was you know One more kick in the butt, like, and your drop because it makes hot mess look unsuccessful, which I don't think it is.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
There are some like metrics that are public, which like her YouTube views, which are very high. I think it is the biggest show on the network and that doesn't make sense why you would drop your biggest show.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Well, she might still be a podcaster and she might still lug all that luggage because part of her YouTube channel will still be sitting on the couch talking, but recognizing that people aren't listening to it as much as they're watching it. But still, you want to have all that podcasting. production. So I don't know. She has the IP to her show, which was also interesting.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
But when I saw that, like, I feel like there's no way Alex Cooper could not have given her the IP after everything that happened with call her dad. That's exactly what Alex and Sophia wanted. And what Alex ultimately got was like the rights to her show and to her name and everything that she built. So if she had withheld that from Alex Earl, I think that would just, it wouldn't have looked good.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, I know. I think that she had to give that up, especially with the Call Her Daddy drama of yore.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Or we just like keep re-recording the song every time you change your name. It's an expensive venture, but I'm down. Yeah, no, but Jax and Claude are the hosts of this show. Correct. We can riff off that all day long, but when you come to this show, just know we're Jax and Claude and we're your hosts.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And I think the publicist gets a lot of credit for bringing Earl to Unwell.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. Right? Like if we're just extrapolating, interpolating. Like it's definitely an interesting tidbit that could point to larger issues, but could also just be a coincidence. Like not everyone works together forever. Like either one of them could have moved on.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, of course there's something going on. And then also the use of the word dropped. Like that is one final like middle finger to Alex Earl because it makes her look unsuccessful. But that we know to be not true. So that's why it's even more nefarious.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Right, and then you want to give him the finger on his way out the door. Correct. And a way for them to control the narrative a little bit. And who knows what Alex Earl will do if she'll say anything or if she's just happy to be gone and is going to continue on her merry way.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So she does Hot Mess with her sister mostly. And they like do remote episodes, right?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Because I think she'll still do that. I think that's been good for them. So-
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
You can't compare a TikTok view to a YouTube video, long form video. Of course not.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, but like you have to if it's a podcast looking at like say 150,000 downloads per episode for a podcast is really strong. In the podcasting world.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. Well, that's like in the hindsight. Hindsight is 2020. You think she'll still continue doing a podcast? Yeah.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. And it looks great. That's because of the YouTube.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, well, that could be next for them. I do feel like sometimes her content like is trending that way when she's like, oh, girls, like that's obviously the name of their show. And it's adorable. Yeah, it's I don't know why it hasn't happened yet. That feels like a no brainer.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Like, every great thing that we do, it will evolve in six months. Like, maybe a re-recording. Maybe, of course, people were asking for theme song 10-minute version, which we'll have to work with Becca on that.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
But think of like, I'm thinking like D'Amelio's on Hulu. How much do you think they get paid by Hulu?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. So we'll see what happens next. Do you think Alex Earl is gonna say something about this and like be like, here's my truth?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. I think it's like, if nothing more happens, then it will stay quiet.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. So I think, I think she might be able to let that go and just be like, carry on. Cause as you said, she doesn't like drama, but I don't know. I think if, if more, if more happens, this is like what we said about Brianna and grace. Remember? We're like, if nothing more happens, they could be friends again.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh, and then of course, speaking of grace, Dave Portnoy chimed in. This was really funny because Dave Portnoy posted a TikTok of a screenshot of him having had a call with Alex Earle's new cell phone number for 22 minutes. And then he was playing Circle of Life in the background. and drinking.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, no, she wouldn't. But it was just a funny thing that he posted. And then it points, is there drama between Dave and Alex Cooper?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And then him making this video, it's like you wouldn't do that to a friend.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I don't know. It might just be like a business.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Like where it's like we're not going to start up because it's like it's not personal, but it's not like we're best friends and I would trust you.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. I wonder who it's going to be. I think they're already in acquisition mode, so...
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. And then they also had the other drama recently.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
You told me a little bit about it and then I saw like a transcript of what was said.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, it's like I, until it's like pressing and completely top of mind, like I'm not thinking, but now this is how we do. Like we are just like riffers.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, that's like people have been like people have said that.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Okay. Instead of Jesus, like I'm just gonna say blank so that I can't be taken out. Blank is going to spank you lady. If you keep it up, he's going to bend you over and fuck your ass. Blank is going to go poop pirate on your ass. If you keep up this bullshit, they deserve it with no lube.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I feel like it's just the obvious progression of what she's saying.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
That's not what I was thinking. I don't know if that's what she meant. But anyway, so this is actually a very big controversy. Like I have been seeing it a lot. And she's very much like a TikTok person and I am not.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So they just came out of that one now into this one. But that's on just working with influencers and being on the internet.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. So now this we'll see what happens next.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Travis Kelce is making news in two parts. One, he's saying how he listens to Taylor Swift's music when he's depressed. He said she has something for every mood. So him and Jay's face got a little emo on the pod talking about what kind of music they like to listen to when they're down in the dumps.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I don't know. I would sing it. This is how we do. Yeah. Chillin' straight back there. And then we do it like that. This is how we do. Hey.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So Travis had said that he listens to Taylor songs when he's depressed because she has something for everything. And Jason agreed that no matter what mood you're in, you can find some Taylor music to relate to. Then he said, it's true. It's a universal truth. And then Jason said that he prefers sad country when he's feeling down.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
He said, no matter how bad I'm feeling, there's a country guy who was singing about it and feeling way worse for me. And that gives me joy.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And then also the Chiefs GM reveals that Travis was battling a pretty big illness ahead of the Super Bowl loss. So he didn't say what it was. He said, we're never going to make excuses and talk about it. But I mean, yeah, he was battling with a pretty big illness there before the Super Bowl.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
He said it probably like considering the way that the Eagles played, it wouldn't have made a difference how he was feeling. Right. But that, yeah, he was sick. He didn't share the diagnosis. But to me, like, what comes to mind is, like, I was sick for the Super Bowl, too, and I felt really, really bad. And maybe Travi felt maybe he had the flu, COVID long flu as well.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, and like in this day and age, like if you play sick, and you're like contagious with other people, like you're canceled. And I actually think that- It's no longer admirable. No, it's like you seriously could lose everything. I actually think Travis probably had COVID and that's why he won't say what it is because for years you- Super spreader, super spreader.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yes. However, we need to get the song on Spotify. Like, and I'm not, we're working on it. This is so important to me because I was playing it on repeat in my house. The kids love it. It's 30 seconds though. So I literally was starting the podcast over, over, over, over.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
You literally couldn't play football if you hadn't been exposed to someone who had it. So to take a positive test and then like go sweat on everybody, canceled.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
100%. And now he's detoxing on a, in a warm destination because that's like good for his sinuses because he had COVID and maybe he has long COVID too.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
It is. It's good for the soul. You got to heal mind, body and soul.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. Travis said he listens to music that is very telling of his mood. OK, we need him to go public.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, I'm serious. That's something that I got from watching Catching Kelsey. He like had them at a party and everyone was like so excited, like party rock. Those were like his guys. Like I think that's his favorite kind of music, party rock anthem.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
But not when he's feeling sad. Do they have any ballads?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
He also said the only way you can find yourself in the light is to find yourself in the dark first.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I'm trying to think about that. I feel like it's easier to find yourself in the light.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Um, and I know other mamas out there, especially like if they want to bring their kids into like, they want to educate their kids into the world of the toast. It's a clean song. There's no explicit version.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I'm speaking from like just practically speaking like it's easier to find oneself in the light.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
But I understand what Travis means. He probably saw that Michael Phelps commercial too.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, it's just like they like mistyped, they typed it wrong. But I understand what you mean, Travi.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I'm so glad my Travi made it to the big game, even though he had COVID and he played like arse.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
In English, Claudia is a girl's name that means lame or enclosure. Yeah. It comes from the Latin word claudus, which means lame or crippled.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
That's so funny. That's like those videos of like, here are words that would be beautiful names except for what they mean. Like syphilis. That would be a beautiful name.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I don't know if gallbladder would be a beautiful name. I like it. I saw one that was like oatmeal.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh my gosh, funny. Okay, lame. It's Jackson Laman, we're your host. What does Jackie mean? What story number are we on? Who knows? I know, I'm just... Claudia, if you have to ask, then you know. Did you see that? Oh, three.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Get to the story. Jackie comes from meaning God is gracious, holder of the heel, and supplanter.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Okay, I'll go to the next story. And you know what? I might skip over one story, okay? Will that make it better?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Because we kind of did like two or three with Unwell. Because we did like Unwell, then we did Avery, and we did Dave.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And Claudia says we're at an hour. But our next story is like some tragically beautiful news, actually. Okay. Jesus Guerrero's family is thanking Kylie Jenner for covering the hairstylist's funeral expenses and plan to honor him the best way that they can. So first of all, I want to correct because we were saying his name wrong the other day and it's Jesus. No, Jesus.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, you literally said it right back to me. I thought you were going to call me.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh, okay. But you didn't know it any more than I did.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
You're always correcting me. You're always clowning on how I say things.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Of how I say things. But anyways, not only is she covering his funeral cause, she put out like a really beautiful tribute yesterday. And I think that they were even closer than...
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
people expected them to be like he's been with her for a very long time and i think one of the kids friends she shared videos and photos of them traveling and in her home like not just working together but just like living together and she shared how like he was a light who got her through so many Dark Times. So I think she's really grieving.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I also know she wasn't at the SAG Awards with Timmy on Sunday. I think because this was all very, like I think that's, I think she would have been there otherwise.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
like good with kids too because so many of the things that i've seen is like pictures of him and everybody's kids yeah that's really it's really sad it is really sad um but they had a gofundme set up for his funeral costs and then she covered the whole thing so they said like um the other the money that was raised previously will go towards costs associated with securing his belongings home and other unexpected expenses to settle his yeah so that just like makes this really difficult time a little bit easier for his family which is very kind
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Very sad. What's going to be our fifth and final story is a little more Hollywood news.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Let me tell you, I'm so glad that that's not a thing.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I'm doing good, and it's nice that it's day two of the theme song, but it's day three of the week. It feels like we're cheating the week a little bit, because you would expect it to be a Tuesday, but then it is a Wednesday. That's so true. So, life hack, drop a new song on a Tuesday.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, to a degree, but we have to be true to ourselves.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So our fifth and final story has actually been a last minute swap for some breaking news.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
We have to be true to ourselves. To sound off. Actually, the commenters popped off yesterday being really helpful for Toast Playlist. So I just. Yes. Of course, right where you left me.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Real housewife Karen Huger gets a far longer prison sentence than she expected for her DUI. She has been sentenced to two years in jail with one year suspended over her DUI conviction. It wasn't? Yeah. They said Mrs. Miss Huger's mother died on Thanksgiving morning in 2017 for kidney failure and sepsis.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Her father died seven months later on June 18th from the complications of Alzheimer's and of a broken heart. Those two losses in quick succession were for Miss Huger personally devastating and in her opinion may have been the straws that broke her back, arguably leading to several errors in judgment.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
However, she was found guilty of driving at a speed too high for the conditions before she ultimately struck a median and two signs. Now she has been sentenced with two years in prison.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I think it's very different if it's your first versus your second. Yeah.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Well, and also some people get a DUI and they go to jail for a few days or a week, like back in the Lindsay Lohan, Chloe Paris Hilton era. But again, different for your first versus your second. And I just want to get clarity because they said two years in jail with one year suspended. Does that mean net net one year in jail?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. No, and she had been arrested twice. I think it's like 2006 for drunk driving. Like they, like it strikes established a pattern matter. That is not something you could do once, let alone more than once. And now she's serving up to a year in jail, I guess. It definitely seems harsh, especially because the prosecution was only going for six months and like that.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Like you really can kill someone. And she crashed. It's not like she just was pulled over. They noticed she was being weird. Like she literally crashed and that could have been a person. And then she would be facing like, I don't know what the law is in that state, but a lifetime in jail.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Probably. let me look hold on probably and then of course there are songs like the climb but that's not what we don't like sing the i mean except for jisno but we don't like work lyrics of the climb into everyday life oh no i'm looking for what people said yeah it was right where you left me like obvious i'm having his baby yeah yeah i agree yeah It could be on like the extended playlist.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. Especially because she's like an older woman. I don't know. It's just like really sad.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. So shit. We'll see what happens there. Now, speaking of Bravo, time for a real.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
That's true. She's a 60-year-old. She's also, like, grieving as they shared. And it probably hasn't been the same since. That's really traumatizing. But it doesn't mean you can get behind the wheel of being drunk and, like, on pills.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Fourth of July party, Caviar Caspia. Like seriously bring me a fucking baked potato with caviar right now.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And it seemed like nobody wanted to be there already.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And unfortunately the first three people who came were like the people, the we hate Dorit clubs. So the vibes were off from the start. But then everyone's like complaining that it's hot. Like it's 4th of July in California. Of course it's hot. Like can everyone cheer up? This is a beautiful party. Look at that spread.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, but like when you hate someone and you guys have beef, like no, you cannot make a joke. Like of course everything is going to be taken out of context. Of course. But I actually, and in that moment, of course, like Dorit was wrong and then Sutton was wronger. Yep.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
But then when she was explaining at Caviar Caspia, like if she was like, if you just said to me, like Dorit, that upsets me, don't say that. Like it just, it would have changed. Like Sutton didn't have to react like that, but it's really hard in the moment to like tempt. And Sutton was already on one. She came, she didn't want to be there. She waited, she didn't want to be there.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
The thing with the Birkin was very awkward. Yeah. She didn't want to be there. And then the comment about the alcohol and she didn't want to be there, but Sutton also acting like to reach the only one who ever commented about Sutton's alcohol consumption. And then I love that they flashback to like everything that was said about it.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And like, the thing is, I think Sutton drinks a lot, but I don't think she has a problem. Like there are plenty of people like that.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. Also, it seems like after July 4th, Sutton has been completely activated to become like the worst possible version of herself. She wants to take down Dorit at all costs and she's going to dig in on the fact that Dorit doesn't have a lot of money, which is like a really weird thing to do and not something that's probably going to play well with the Bravo audience.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Except I was looking on Twitter and people are like, yeah, like it's like they're here.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
They pay their rent. They pay their mortgage. They pay their taxes. They're still in the house. Like, until something happens, I have to move on from it.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
She has new clothes. She has boxes everywhere. Everything she's wearing is this season. She's got Farfetch receipts in the house. Like, I'm sorry. There's nothing there at the moment. I think when they get divorced, things will come to light. But as of right now, like, it's... There's nothing. Agreed.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
But for her to decide, like, I'm going after Doreen, I'm going to make it about money, was, like, seriously the worst idea.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
She completely lost everyone, like, all of the women. That's just, like, and she's calling her in her confessional, poor Reed. And the women in this particular group actually do not like to talk about money. Like, you are on the wokest network. Like, what do you think? You think this is a slay? Yeah.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Talking about money is de classe. And I think the more money you have, the less you want to talk about it. Like someone like Sutton, who's obviously from money, married money, just has money pouring out of her purses and her wallets, like is the last person who should talk about money because she is so much...
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
higher so what is she saying like her and Dorit aren't on the same level and they shouldn't even fight with her because she has more money like what is your money even like not only is that an awful thing to say but like practically speaking why can't you fight with someone who has more money that what are you going to do to her it's yeah it's not a good argument and Jennifer Tilly who is really growing on me she was being really funny this episode when talking about she was really growing on me and I loved all the tidbits about the caviar like I seriously loved
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, I mean, she's also like, I don't know what's the best kind. I ordered the most expensive one. I don't know if that's class.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Meanwhile... She was being really cute. Right, and it was, like, a really great display of, like, two women who have... Wealth. So much wealth. Jennifer and Sutton. And then, like, Sutton is being such a snob about the caviar, saying how, like, Dorit can eat salmon roe. Like, I know it's, like, stupid, but it's so fucking classist. Like...
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
we're not we don't talk like that that's not how like civilized people talk to each other so like I think she completely buried herself with that and that she says in her commercial I'm proud I said it I would say it again two more times three more like it's seriously crazy and whatever if Dorit was ever wrong which you know to me she never was
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
she's certainly not now no she was she was never wrong but with the july 4th thing in particular like sutton had a little bit of a leg to stand on like stop starting but then at the table she was like when durie was like apologized and when garcelle was like apologized to her and so she apologized didn't feel that genuine but then she was like no if i hurt your feelings i offended you like i am sorry i just would have wish you would have told me that that upset you and then think of all the things that durie could say to sutton and she doesn't you know yeah
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
She said in her confessional, all your money's gotten you is a horse and not a date. But she doesn't go there. She has not sunk very low. What, to make a comment about her alcohol? They all drink. Dorit has a drink in her hand in every episode.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
By the way, I feel like there's even meaner things that you could say.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I'll tell you, not something specific. Not something like an event or anything like that.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Okay, we'll talk offline. But anyways, I just feel like, I don't, how do you even answer to that at the reunion? While also having said in your confessional months later, like I completely stand by that. Right. But then I was also confused because the fans on Twitter like are on Sutton's side with that. And they're like. They are? Yeah, they're like, it's giving like NeNe leaks, I'm rich, bitch.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
That's not what it was. It wasn't a self, it wasn't an impression. an empowering thing about oneself. It was putting someone else down.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Right, and Sun wasn't saying, I'm an amazing, wealthy woman. Because if she wants to... congratulate herself all day long. Go ahead. No, but Nene's a self-made woman.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, but it's also, then she didn't turn around and call someone poor.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So if Sun wants to talk about how much money she has, but not in relation to like what other people do or don't have, okay, fine. It's about poor Reet.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
When I heard her say poor Reet and I watched with subtitles, otherwise I might have missed it.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So she's going all in on this. Meanwhile, Dorita's going all in on her confessionals about Sutton when she was like, you could tell it's like all activated. Everything's off because she was like, I mean, I don't know why Sutton would have such an issue with me making a joke about her drinking unless there's something really dark and sinister there. And it's like, oh, she's going all in.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And she was really adding a lot to the conversation in the sense of jovial jests and ice breaking.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, Kathy cracks me up because like, even though I love Bo's, but like Bo's sitting at Kathy's house being like, Kyle's cold and like, I don't get her and I don't like her. Kathy's like, yummy. Like, yeah, that's so crazy. That's your sister. Like, don't let someone talk like that.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Took my magnesium for the evening. How that passed the Bechdel test. Turned on the heated blanket for him. I don't know what was said. And by the way, I missed his subtitle of who his name is. So I had no idea who that person on her couch was.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I didn't know that. I thought like... I don't know, man, I don't know.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
a curse yeah no she's stuck with all the memories and all the tethers and the anchors and he just gets like pick out pargy furniture in a pargy apartment but also because their kids are out of the house she does like Dorit should get her house her kids need her house yeah then Dorit might wind up in an apartment and that's not that would be sad it just really depends when you have young kids like to keep some sense of stability like the mother keeps the house like it makes sense but with Kyle's kids being grown I'm like oh that does sound like kind of miserable and lonely
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
yeah and like they just they moved in a few years ago but it takes time to settle and I'm sure she was probably like just starting to feel like at home and then it goes and changes again but yeah that was um that was a tough watch to answer what you said about bows and the pregnancy journey I don't mind it I found it very interesting however and at first when I'm like she's 47 and she wants to have a baby it's like giving Diana Jenkins like and and
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
These people haven't even said I love you yet. Oh no, but I'm like, that's biblical. That's fascinating. And like if she could do it at 47, like I would love to see that. But then to find out that she actually had two extremely high risk pregnancies.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
That she should not have another, let alone an older, that this is a bad idea. And if she wants a baby, like maybe a surrogate should have it or something. Then I'm like, now I'm like, what, why?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh, I didn't feel that way. And I do love that, like, Bose brings everything in-house. That was nice to see.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
You could literally get a sonic ring in your house.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
best first of all she does always come in for Dorit but like she's not wrong in the things that she's saying like when she said that they're rude for being in the corner like I haven't found her to like blindly and wrongly defend Dorit yet not wrongly yeah she comes in she calls it how she sees it and she's she's been like 10 for 10 so far when Dorit when Erica said like everyone needs to be stop being so threatened by Dorit and Bose's friendship that's exactly what it is like
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
two people just sometimes people click faster than other people you might think you get along with someone but they just connected with someone faster and stronger and like I think people are mad that Dorit has this person in her corner who is having her back and Dorit isn't like in a really fierce kind of way yeah Dorit isn't on an island and Erica has her back too but she also has Kyle's back and she definitely plays the fence plays yeah um but it's nice and the thing is Sutton also and Erica said this like Garcelle
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh, by the way, I've been doing my homework a little bit every night. Makes a big difference. And I am out of Honduras. And I am in the big city, the Twin Cities, Minneapolis, St.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
If it's going to be Dorit versus Sutton and Garcelle, like she deserves to have someone.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I do like their friendship and I'm glad that Dorit has that.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And then also I thought the window into Dorit's room and Kyle seeing that, like really, um, put things into perspective when Kyle was like, Dorit is a very meticulous person. She's very clean. Like to see her bedroom look like this. And it's so funny because Dorit is so open and she gets accused of not being open when she's literally sitting down. She's like, I don't even see it. I'm not myself.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Like I would never, like, I don't see there's dead orchids there. I can't see it. Like, I feel like everyone is, acts like she doesn't share what's going on, but like, it's literally right there in front of you. So if she says an off remark, like she's not herself and she's trying to tell everyone that.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah, the boxes like that really was so crazy for someone who even her best friend knows like she wouldn't live like that.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I saw that the preview, like Paige shows a text message. I saw someone like as much as they could transcribe what's in the message. Like it's, is this play about us? Yes. I can't frigging wait.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I hope it's not like a to be continued and we just are getting to the beginning of it.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
We should all be caught up. So that's very exciting. Progress has been made and I watched the last two Rehob and there's a lot to recap actually.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
On Tuesday. We're so glad to see the reception from the song.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And like turned out where there was smoke there was a big blazing fire.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Our conjecture as well. Just being ladies in the industry.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Because you don't just drop your biggest show. We're going to talk about it.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Of course it's our lead story. It's really, like, everyone's really talking about it. Usually, like, some podcast news, like, we're more jazzed over than the people. But the people want to know the status of Licks vs. Lex.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, I feel like when you put a cookie in a skillet, like things are going to go well for you in life.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, I don't think so. I think I have to go to the, like you say, outlet. You're right.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh, my God. I would love to make you a cookie in a skillet.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
No, no, no. But I'm determined now. Hold on. Just view menu. View menu. Okay, everyone. So we can all make it at home.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Oh, concert dining menu, not restaurant menu, right?
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I got to go to... Dessert. Dark chocolate mousse. Jack's skillet cookie. Jack's. Okay. House made cookie milk ice cream and port ganache. That sounds like alcohol.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Made from chocolate and cream. That sounds like you definitely had port ganache.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
It was like a cookie crumble. Similar question. What the heck is ganache? What the heck is ganache? It's a glazed icing sauce or filling for pastries made from chocolate and cream.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I saw one negative comment and she was like, I see that I'm the only one who's thinking this, so I'm probably wrong.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
It's important in life to not compare yourself to Shannon Ford because you will always come up short. So true. Like waking up at 5.30 a.m. like on her own.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Picking down her Christmas tree hungover. Like you can't compare yourself to this girl.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
So, but I love having Shannons in this world to aspire to.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I kind of love that. She wasn't even trolling. She was like, I don't even want to give voice to what she was saying, but she was very much aware that she was the only one.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
Yeah. She's coming to Florida. She's doing a couple of shows in the sunshine state. So check it out.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
good you know yeah that's the best feeling to feel good I only I only peed one time in the night so like I'm ready oh nothing's holding her back I actually wanted to tell you something funny because my husband played basketball last night in his intramural league as husbands do and he texted me he was like when it was like late I guess he was on his way home he's like I got hit in the face I'm bleeding oh
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
And he came home and he really got hit in the face. He had like a scar in his eyebrow, but there was also a lot of blood. So like, it was unclear what, like where, what exactly.
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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025
I wasn't sensing any beef. Like I think he just got hit in the face with the ball. I was not hearing. He didn't even like mention anyone. Like I don't think it went down in a bad way. Like just classic, you know, things happen when you're playing intramural basketball. Yeah. With your friends.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I feel like it doesn't look like Andy Cohen again. I feel like one, nobody ever makes a choice. Oh, like the second coming. Yeah. I think that they might branch off the role into different pieces. Like someone does reunions. Someone does watch what happens live. I think they have a lot of different people because no one ever just makes a hard choice. Like this is the next Andy Cohen. Deal with it.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's true. Like I should aspire to be like her. I shouldn't run from it. I don't know why I it's not a comparison that like I welcome, even though she's really gorgeous and I should step into the light.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, and maybe it's someone different for Housewives reunions versus Southern Charm. And maybe it should be that because he's not as equally invested in all shows. And then we can have someone who's equally invested in all shows. But I think that they'll splinter off.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
the role the responsibilities I do that's interesting I would like if they didn't I would like to have like someone that we could all be excited about um yeah but that's just not what's typically done and I think as that person you get pretty spread thin so maybe it's for the best yes and maybe that's what we were seeing last night reflected in Andy's mood he was just feeling a little what we see every day reflected in Andy's mood in every reunion like he's such a curmudgeon
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
The stories are interesting and varied. We have a lot to chew on today.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And in those two seconds, I will let you know that it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, I guess because it's just like, I don't know. Because there are other people that I'm like, oh, I would like to look like him. But why not Kim?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, it's so true. And Ron like would die for her. Oh my God.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Thank you, row.co slash toast slash tart.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Our first story, there's a podcast clip that's kind of going viral that we need to discuss because Tina Fey is admitting that she judges rich people who have side hustles. So Tina Fey went on Amy Poehler's podcast called Good Hang with Amy Poehler.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Welcome to the space. She seems like a no-brainer for the space.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, cute. Okay. So like she's putting in the work. She's got video up. She's doing it right. Okay. So then they had a conversation, uh, cause Amy started asking Tina, like, why haven't you come out with your own glasses? Cause I, you know, her glasses are so iconic. It's funny. And she said, I have a problem with rich people having a side hustle.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She said, if you already have like $200 million, I judge it. Uh, So they started talking about like examples because she was saying like because Amy was like like a podcast. She was like, no, because like we're working. But like if you just come out with a brand of and it was like rosé wine. Yeah, I judge it like, you know.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I don't know. I think it might just be like a name that.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
actresses people with this much money like don't need to be doing these like random other projects so this has started a lot of discourse most of it like really positive about tina because like about tina grady and she's not gonna slap her name on anything but i at first when i watched this clip and then i saw a longer clip that like made it make a little more sense but at first when i watched this clip first of all i couldn't understand like who she's what she's saying like who she's talking about what kind of brand because amy like never also let her finish her sentence like she threw in rose she threw in a podcast
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
To me, no. To me, she's talking about Cameron Diaz and her wine brand. She's talking about Jessica Biel and her kinder light, which, by the way, I love. So like maybe she as an actress didn't need to start a clean pedialyte, but like we needed a clean pedialyte. So thanks, Jessica Biel.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So she's talking about Jennifer Gardner once upon a farm because she talks about the actress with the children's medication. So, of course, yes, she did. Who has children's children's parents and who has wine? Like to me, Cameron Diaz, Avaline is who she's talking about.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, but he was blonde. There's definitely red in his roots. He definitely has the gene.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I think that the distinction that she's making is so, so slim because for like writing a book technically doesn't fall into this category. When she was saying to Amy, like, where's the line for you? It's like, it's such a small. Okay. So you're saying there's a box of things that Amy can't do. Right. Okay.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And some people have done things outside in the box of things that they, you don't think that they should do. Like, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I don't know, but it's also like George Clooney.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
What's funny is I saw it like organically on Reels. And then I watched and I was like, I don't understand what they're saying because neither of them have finished a sentence. And then I kept seeing it like being reshared and like people with their takes on it. And I think most people were congratulating Tina for this take because it's like it's anti, you know, green, capitalist.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And then also Amy Poehler saying, well, Gen Z is like, no, you should have a million hustles. And I just don't think that's what Gen Z is saying either.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Cause you got your massage in your.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No. And I think like the group of people that she's talking about, there are so many people where it's like confusing. Like, are you talking about this person or that person? Right. And she was making a very specific distinction. I think she needed to cite some examples. A thousand percent. Yeah. Because now we're just like thinking about everyone.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But I do think other people like you can make the case why this is what's right for like Jessica Alba. Honest company. Really? You're going to say that she shouldn't have done that.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, I think it's, like, I think, I don't think she does, like, a lot of the heavy lifting. I also don't think of... Does Selena Gomez, like, even do her own makeup?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I said perennial. You're asking the wrong person. How do you pronounce this?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. Interesting convo, though. Yeah. Next, Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover of Vanity Fair making a lot of news, a lot of news making tidbits. She is talking about her relationship with Brad Pitt. She's talking about working with Timothee Chalamet and her take on intimacy coordinators nowadays.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Right, so... What's it for three funerals and a wedding? Correct. She talked about having an intimacy coordinator in her lots of sex scenes with Timothy Chalamet. She spoke to Vanity Fair as part of her new cover story and pull back the curtain a bit on her big return to acting later this year in Josh Safdie's Marty Supreme. I can't think of that guy without thinking about Julia Fox.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I am very into women's health. Thank you for noticing. However, like when it comes to the perineal, you'll have to ask Lauren Elizabeth.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the A20 film stars Timothy as a ping pong protege competing overseas. A20? A24. Yeah, okay. I was like, they rebranded? Did I say A20? Yeah. Are you sure?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I can't wait to watch. That's my favorite. It's hard to not stop recording. Go watch. She revealed for the first time she is starring as the wife of a rival professional who falls into bed with Chalamet. Interesting movie.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So she said, I mean, we have a lot of sex in this movie. There's a lot, a lot. Filming sex scenes with Timothy introduced her to an intimacy coordinator for the first time, although she didn't appear to need one after decades in Hollywood. She said, quote, there's now something called an intimacy coordinator, which I did not know existed.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She noted that when the intimacy coordinator asked her if she'd be comfortable with a particular move during the filming of an intimate scene, she was like, girl, I'm from the era where you get naked, you get in bed, the camera's on. We said, I think we're good. You can step back a little bit.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She said, I don't know how it is for kids who are starting out if someone is like, OK, and then he's going to put his hand here. I would feel as an artist very stifled by that. She joked that she cut right to the chase before filming sex scenes with Timothy. She was like, OK, great. I'm 109 years old. You're 14.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's actually more awkward to have someone there like...
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Yeah, but I think it's the law now, right?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I can't remember. But even if she did, like maybe she just hasn't done it in the last five, ten years. And she hasn't been doing as much acting recently as she used to do. So back in her heyday, there was no coordinator.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, and everyone takes everything she says out of context. Yes. I saw what she said about Meghan Markle's journey into wellness.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So she was saying, like, basically, everyone deserves a chance. Like, go for it, girl. Like, everyone deserves at least one chance to try something new.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Like, she wasn't raised like that. Right, that's what she said about Kourtney, too. To see other women as a threat, like... And the way that the headlines like spun what she said, like it was so not what she said.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, I think she completely ignores. Me too. Those sorts of like the derivative headlines off of things that she said. I would love to find the headline because it was just like that.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. No. And she's right. Like there is room for like it's a huge space.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, exactly. But then I think she also doesn't care. So it's like, here, this is what I think.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, and this movie looks good, by the way. It's called... It does.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I look forward to the red carpet and award show appearances where Kylie and Gwyneth are at the same table.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, and she's with Andrew Garfield now.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, it's so true. And also, I wonder who else is in the movie. Because there's probably at least two other main characters, like Marty's wife.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Let me just pull that up. I wanted to write it on my list of things to look forward to. Was that? Yeah, it does sound good. But I can't find my pen. Oh, Tyler, the creator, and Fran Drescher.
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And a bunch of names I don't recognize. And then Kevin O'Leary.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, but I feel like Fran can recognize there can be flexibility. Because we're working with humans here and everybody's different. And people have different needs.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I feel like for Fran, as long as there's a person on set, even if she's dismissed to the corner, Fran did her job.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Classic. Classic. Okay, and those are all the names that we recognize. So Kylie and Kevin. I love it. And Gwyneth. Kylie and Gwyneth and Timmy.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I know you want to make that the title.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, cute. much green with kylie and gwenna much green with sojourner truth sojourner truth so much green we'll figure it out are you ready for our next story whatever three yep yeah a little bit a lot of it ako taco because laria baldwin is snapping at alec baldwin on the red carpet telling can i just ask you a question is sex lives of college girls a story no
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
What's the news? That it's canceled? Or that it's moving off Max?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Well, all good things come to an end. And it was three or four seasons total.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
OK, that's like a little short. Like one more. I know. Could have been. But I don't. Yeah. Nothing lasts forever. It's only three years. Not even close. But what can you do? College is only four years. So it was going to end.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's weird when like other people recognize that something is bad because they just prop up bad shit all the time.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I would imagine it's not like canceled because it's bad because like they'll go on with a bad show forever. I feel like maybe other people wanted to move on too and it was like, okay, maybe it's time to move on. People have other things going on.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So like literally no one must have watched it except for you. Yeah, and the people that did watch it... It had to be so bad. It was. Like, people didn't really... The viewership had to be so bad.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, what gets canceled these days?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Especially when they just keep punting the ball and being like, next season's coming. Euphoria. Yeah.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
We had this conversation on the phone yesterday, and I feel like I suffered through it once. Well, the listeners need to know. Not for lack of interest or anything. It's just like... Checking. Take your helmet off. At a certain point with childbirth and all that business. You're on your own? At a certain point. No, it's none of your business. Like for a while, you won't feel anything.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I think whether she stayed or left, like would not change where she's at right now.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Peter. Um, no, our next story are the red carpet interviews between Hilaria and Alec Baldwin that have everyone in viral. Um, she's literally yelling at him, telling him to shut up and saying, you're annoying me. Uh, Hilaria Baldwin put Alec Baldwin on blast for interrupting.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She actually said it. What I saw, she said in plain English.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She put him on blast for interrupting her during an awkward red carpet interview. She was chatting with Extra about the future of their family show in New York City when her husband chimed in. He said, it's going to be great. You're a winner. Then she snapped at him. And she said, oh, my God, when I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She joked that her partner's behavior was why she just have to cut him out of the show. She literally takes her body and was like, this is why we have to cut him out of the show. And then he walks away. He like he like rolls his eyes. He stands there and then he just goes to a different interviewer.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
You don't think they're a match made in heaven considering he's always yelling at everybody?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I know. I just think that they are so dysfunctional in a way that is functional. Like this is their normal. And it's not like, you know, that you're just getting to know each other. They've been together forever. They have seven kids. Their oldest is 11. That means they've probably been together like almost.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
15 years like this is how they operate they've just chosen to do a reality show like neither one of them is going anywhere maybe alec responds to like nastiness because he likes to exude nastiness right no it's his native tongue it's funny how they could give us like a window into their relationship that we haven't already seen it's like whoa okay hilarious that's a lot
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But it's like they have a reality show. It's not like they don't show us themselves, their selves.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
You won't see anything. Just... Close your eyes, Cogers, okay?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I don't know either, but I don't think this is like a sign of what's to come. I think this is just like a sign of how they are.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Like this is their dynamic. That she's pregnant.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She's got a reality. For her. Right. I was defending her.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. There's definitely a lot of dynamics here. Yeah.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Our next story, number four, if you could handle it.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Is Gal Gadot receives a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and she brought her whole family, her four daughters.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, she has four daughters and her last pregnancy made a lot of news. And in that news cycle, I learned she has four daughters and I processed it then because it's really amazing. She received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Tuesday and her daughter's ages ranging from... 13 months to 13, um, came alongside her husband and she gave a very sweet speech.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She said, whenever my success grew, I always got pregnant. I needed to ground myself. That's what I tell my agents. It's either I'm making movies or making babies. She said no more babies, but her husband always reminded her to dream and to be free to do whatever it is that I want to do.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's true. Like where was everyone else? Like where was Jon Hamm? Because for me, like her biggest movie was Keeping Up with the Joneses.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, my God. And they were the spy couple in Keeping Up with the Joneses, Isla Fisher, Zach Galifianakis.
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Maybe, I don't know if Patti would make it.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And the girl, is that Madison Pettis?
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Like, I'm seriously, like, I'm feeling faint.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, she was in that other one, the football one with Vin Diesel.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And I'm getting a star, like, today for what I do now, and I have, like, my existing network.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Lauren Elizabeth. Oh, I love. My friend Mary Orton. Of course. Um... Of course, my family will be there. Of course, of course. That goes without saying. You said friends.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, like my fellow influencer friends. Yeah, of course. Maybe Raven. Oh, I like that.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. I like that. She maybe would say something nice about me.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I like that. Oh, my friends Eric and Melissa.
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And the only famous, right? I guess like Dayton is kind of famous.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And then all my other friends who are less famous.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, of course. Oh, that's Gwyneth to come. It depends what she's doing. And it's in California. Maybe she would come.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
After we were talking about that yesterday, I was parked next to a car that's license plate was gooch.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So it's just Kyle Juszczyk cheering you on.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
You don't think he's in the background working or practicing?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
To perform? Are you going to put him to work?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Okay, you're nearest and dearest. Yeah.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I meant to take a picture, but there was a lot going on in the car and I had to leave.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Are you ready for our fifth and final story? It's actually a really crazy, like, sad story.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh, I thought you, like, weren't ready because of how sad it is.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's State Farm, Gary Levox, Luke Combs, Gwyneth Paltrow, Raven Gates, and Mary Orton.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
That's their license plate. That might be like their nickname. Hey, gooch.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Thank you slash turd. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story was very sad and shocking news, but Jamie King has lost custody of her sons to her ex-husband after failing to complete a six-month rehab program.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, one of these children is Taylor Swift's godson, which of course they put in the headline, which is like irrelevant, but okay.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So obnoxious. Um... There's a lot of details about this story. So Jamie King lost custody of her two sons to her ex-husband, Kyle Newman, after failing to complete a six-month rehab program. A judge declared that he will have sole physical custody of James 11 and Leo 9, who will primarily live with their dad. per court documents obtained by People.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
The former couple will share legal custody of the kids, but the filmmaker was granted tie-breaking authority, which means he has final say in the decisions if they are deadlocked in anything. So she was granted visitation rights with her sons.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
However, she must be supervised around the boys after failing to complete a six-month drug and alcohol program with weekly testing and aftercare, a 26-week parenting program, individual counseling to address case issues, and conjoint counseling with minors, according to the magazine.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She can only see her children three times a week in specific hour blocks with approved supervisors who are family members of hers and her husband's. Right. The judge comes months after he asked a judge for sole custody of the kids, claiming in a petition that Jamie had been strung out and drunk while they were in prison.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
her care there are some details of that incident where like the son called him up and asked to be picked up she was like drunk and like doing drugs in front of really like I honestly don't even want to like share it because it's very personal and disturbing what's also interesting they got married in 2007 she filed for divorce in 2020 and at the time she also filed for and was granted a restraining order against him
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
hmm so um and then shortly after he claimed that she's a chronic drug addict and alcoholic um that she abused opioids for years before her children were born and throughout her pregnancies resulting in one of her sons being addicted to opiates being born addicted like just really really disturbing oh my god they tried to put her in rehab in 2020 him and her friends she checked herself out
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No idea. Since then they've been in their father's care.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, but she's been famous for a really long time.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I think she was a child actress, right?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Interesting. Yeah, 2001. But she never became, like, huge. No, but she's always a working actress, always in stuff. She's in White Chicks.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She was in my favorite movie that is stacked, Barely Lethal, with Hailee Steinfeld, Dove Cameron, Sophie Turner. That was obviously a dark time. And now Jamie King.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, I'm sick. And usually when I see like a woman who's lost custody of her children like that is like devastating.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
You think so? Hey, I'm doing good. I know when I wear this color pants, like, I have to be really careful. You do, with your hair.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. But then to like read the details about this and then she's like just so unwell is so upsetting. And I hope that she gets the help that she needs and that she could be back with her children like in a. I know.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I don't think when they're with her, they do that. But she has some friends who party, like Cara Delevingne.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But who's newly sober? Sophie Turner has a good time. Gets down.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Oh yeah, and like a lot of red wine.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, okay. I'm talking about like Hollywood party.
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And what you're because your friends going through a hard time. You stop being friends like.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Let's pick back up. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Since we do have this really big focus group of women, it's actually really great to pull them. Has anyone like done all of this, the physical therapy, the perineum, and still ripped?
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Like, what the fuck are we talking about? You guys are not together. Also, I recently watched some of the footage from the music video. And I realized that we've been citing the music video. Like, you did a music video. It's a concert. You got tattoos. The music video. We need to go back.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I just saw a photo where it looked like they kissed. And it was like, oh, she kissed Morgan in the music video. Like, that's kind of titillating. It's way more than that. Like, it's ongoing.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
sexy liciousness yeah and it's shocking to watch and so that coloring everything else like I'm sorry like that's the first move if Mauricio wants to go and have a girlfriend or several that's fine your wife publicly of course it is a piece of art that like was meant for public consumption even if she didn't by the way you are separated like you can see other people But it's less sad.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It would be really sad if they got separated and like he's out there dating and she's home. It would be sad. It wouldn't be wrong. Pining for him. Yes, yes, yes. But that's not what's been happening.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, thank you. Yeah. No, like we can't talk about Moe without talking about that because like that part is critical to understanding how you might feel about Moe.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No. And like Sutton, that was like one of the worst. instances for Sutton of like just everyone speaking their truth.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
it's very badly yeah because it's very possible like a rip like rippers yeah rip it's a big I don't give a rip it's a watermelon like coming out of a pea-sized hole yeah but like has anyone done everything right and still bad like it does this actually help or is it placebo and of course yeah it doesn't not help but doesn't know I think it helps I think it helps let me know please
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Nobody said that. We don't know how you are with your other friends.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, and she wants to be like the big bad bitch on the block. Like, let's mention it all. Accountability. This is going on in the press. Let's talk about it. And it's always good to have that person. If you want to be that person, you've got to be tougher. You can't be that way and then run crying scared anytime someone questions you. Yeah.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But she is that person. She can't help it.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Like if Lisa Rinna was like constantly going in on people and if someone went in on her, she'd fight back twice as hard. She wouldn't run away crying.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, but like seriously. She was a worthy adversary. Sutton is not. No, Sutton plays the victim every single time that she's challenged. And then she's like, you can't tell me how I should or shouldn't feel. It's like, okay, so here we are. We're not allowed to say that you're being a victim even though you're being a victim.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And you talk all this shit in your confessionals, all this shit with Garza. You're so tough. You don't want to cross me. Like I called you brokey. And then like you're sitting on the boat crying, running away, like having a meltdown.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's. Like when she's alone. But when she apologized to Dorit, which in the moment like seems like an apology, I can't help but remember the confessional where right after she called Dorit poor, she said in her confessional, I don't regret it. I would say it again. And I'm just trying to understand if those confessionals are meant to...
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
reflect that moment in time right or if it's about a few months later and we know that they're saying that a few months later like I do need clarity on like is she going back to how she felt in that moment like what was the prompt from the producer because I think that that's important I think it's supposed to be a reflection of how you feel in that moment I really do I can't get past it
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's as if she said at a reunion, that's the same timeline. Like if she said like, she's literally saying it four months later, I don't regret it. I would say it again. I meant it. And then you're also two weeks later saying an apology.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, I felt like Bose was being a good friend in that moment. I know people saw it as, like, her finally challenging Dorit. But, like, if I were sitting beside my friend and I want them to move past something and maybe I felt like they missed something in the conversation, like, I would be like, hey, like, you got what you want. There's your apology. She wasn't calling her out.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, like, I saw it on Watch Family Live. Garcelle was like, I was so proud of Bose for finally, you know, like, pushing back or Dorit or whatever. Garcelle's so annoying. And, like, that's not what that was. I would do that. for someone I'm on the same side as it's like, look, like don't lose sight of like what you want. Yeah.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Like move the thing along. You're wrong. But like, wait, hold on. It's just a friendly thing to do. Um, I didn't felt like she was like joining the other side or anything.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And they should have waited to have conversations until they were anchored because them cruising with the wind. With the wind. It was very chaotic and a little worrisome.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, it was very chaotic. And now they're all stuck on this boat together that's not that big. Yeah, it was small. While Sutton's about to have a meltdown.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She, like, went into the abyss. I think she also used the C word because— They they showed like the asterisk word, but it didn't start with a B. But for bitches, it started with a B. Like she's the definition of like condition, but can't take it.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No. And also I said, no, I said this last week, but the dynamics between Sutton, Garcelle and Kyle about like who's going to defend like them, like fighting over Sutton and Sutton should be like excited about that. But also fighting. I know she doesn't realize she doesn't realize it's so middle school.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I would. But at a certain point, like you're much green too much.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. I feel like there's just too much going on for her to really get like involved in a meaningful way. Though Bose has, but they're different people.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
But she wasn't even brought in to be, like her friendship with Dorit is new. It's just how this is how things have shaken out.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, she's a real character, personality cat.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
She has positive energy, and she's down for a good time. That's great, thank you. Everyone needs friends like that.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's getting to a point of much green, which, you know, I'm anti much girl.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
To like fuss with something, like always.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, like say I like did my hair and I just like kept fixing it and muchkering with it instead of just like leaving it.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, let's not muchker more than needs muchkering. More than that's already been muchkered. And like you go to the doctor, they muchker. They muchker at the doctor. They are testing the limits of muchkering.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
porcelain skinned redheaded women need to be extremely cautious of the color camo i actually spoke about this in my patreon shopping vlog because i was showing off these pants and i got them also in a darker color and i was wearing a black top and i was like i can't wear a black top with this because i look like impossible but i felt i felt like i was marked safe because i was wearing a green and white polo kim yeah but it's more green like it's more kim possible
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
So that's all it is. I'm Anti-Mutchker. I support you, though, and your homeopathic remedies.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
He's talking about it on his podcast. Yeah.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. But, you know, don't want to. I don't overhype it. We don't want to dangle it in front of you.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And that's really nice of you to hype it up for them.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
They should start a foundation called The Good Guys. They should. It just feels like a natural extension of their brand.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. And then you bring him back up.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, like it literally couldn't. Literally couldn't.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
You are Sojourner's truth. You are. I am.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I think it's time for a little history.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And what is her truth? I think it's just her last name. Okay, no. Sojourner Truth. Oh, you're right. It's her last name. Yeah. She was an American abolitionist, an activist for African American civil rights, women's rights, and alcohol temperance. She died in 1883. That definitely feels more contemporary than I had thought.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, she was born into slavery but escaped with her infant daughter to freedom in 1826. Honestly, queenie behavior, and you should be proud to be so generous.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Um... yes but i also feel like we're bringing her back in like yeah she might be forgotten relevance but like we have a huge platform and i think people should know the name and not only know the name sojourner because we knew the name i didn't know the story but know what she's about no more that's so true around sojourner queen okay truth was her last name Oh, that part I knew.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I thought maybe she wrote a book called... It's because I make it possessive.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Because we keep saying Sojourner's Truth when her name is... Yeah, we added a possessive apostrophe. Her name is Sojourner.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. And what is she famous for? She's famous for her powerful advocacy for both abolition and women's rights. She delivered a famous speech called Ain't I a Woman at the Women's Rights Convention in 1851. Okay. Sounds like Queenie of the Week. And then there's like rumors about her that she had 13 children, but she's known to have had five. And what if she did? And what if she did?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Even more so Queenie, but then she... Turns out she has five. So that's just like.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. So that's your little Herstory lesson for the day.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I did too. And you know, if nothing else major happens, like nominee for Queenie of the Week.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I actually have my queenie of the week brewing. And, you know, if nothing else happens, she shall win.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah. And I watched Watch What Happens Live. Leslie Bibb was on from White Lotus with Garcelle. Did you watch?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
We're actually getting along because they were both on the WB together. They knew each other from back in the day of being actresses. Yeah. But then they were like beefing about the drama. Like, Because I think Leslie Bibb is on our, yeah. Very anti-Sutton. And then Garcelle is Garcelle. So it was like so funny to watch him argue about the drama. And he was like not happy last night.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
He was like really in a very tense and like just kept talking over them. Like when they were like kind of chatting on, like he just like kept putting his foot down. Early on in the episode, Leslie Bibb cursed. And I do feel like that's a huge trigger for him because he gets mad that they have to like bleep it.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Did he get fined or something? Like, why does he get so mad? And she said it. It was, like, in a way, she was answering questions. She was, like, being dramatic. So it was, like, a big reaction. So it was, like, funny. And he just, like, his whole mood changed, coaches.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
The thing is, Kim Possible is kind of gargy-pargy. I just...
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, he was, like, not vibing with them. And just when they were, like, having, like, a girly moment, he would just be, like, on to the next reading the teleprompter, like. Really? Angry Spice. Yeah. That was how it came off.
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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
Yeah, and he had said he started watching White Lotus the night before he had just started watching the season. So, like, maybe he was just not, like, fully in, like, obsessed yet. It was just like, oh, this random actress. But I don't think so.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
No, she's not. And her husband, and he was asking about the husband's monologue. Oh, Leslie Bibb said something that, like, I'm genuinely asking a question. Like, I'm not being facetious. Because she was talking about her husband's monologue. That's gone viral. The ladyboy and, like, the...
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
sobriety and celibacy and she said that how the monologue was so brilliant and she said it really like captures what this season is about someone please explain
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
It's like, yeah, I thought it was like just an amazing story. This man, like a funny thing. And how is that what this season is about?
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
And also like doing good, like a beacon of morality.
The Toast
The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025
I'm asking, I'm saying, I don't, I'm raising my hand teacher. Like, I don't understand. Can you explain it again, please? Maybe somebody can sound off in the comments. That's what I'm really asking. Like I'm genuinely not facetiously, please. How is that what the season is about?
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And I also did see a clip of a woman. It's definitely a spoiler for later in the season, but it's what's happening. And I'll talk about what I saw.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No one has said anything, though. I know.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Or if they keep it slash toast, because like, of course, that's a show. But then they also make turt like the same one. So when I say it, either one would work. Two codes for the price of one. Just something to think about, brand managers.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, turt. Our first story, some legal news. A$AP Rocky jumps into tearful Rihanna's arms after being found not guilty in his shooting trial.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Are there some states where you're not allowed to even like film with your phone? Yeah, of course. Like no media allowed. And that's why we get court cartoons.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So he was overwhelmed with excitement after receiving his not guilty verdict in his shooting trial on Tuesday as he was seen jumping into longtime girlfriend Rihanna's arms upon hearing the news. Yeah, he literally like jumped over the banister. He was going to cry.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
crazy video to give riri a hug i mean it's very exciting news like it's huge to be a free man versus he was looking at 24 years in prison no and it was like pretty serious charges right two shootings right and he was found not guilty on both counts there was a lot to celebrate his lawyers looked really pleased with themselves um the first person he hugged was actually his lawyer but i think she was just kind of in the way i saw a woman that he hugged i thought it was like a mother
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, so now this goes back to the question, like the NFL players who hug their girlfriends and their wives. I think the order of how it went was appropriate. They're not married, but they might as well be. They're long-term partners. They have two kids together.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I didn't have an opportunity to doubt him or believe him because I don't know a single detail about the case. Yeah, I feel like this is like a big celebrity case. We're like, we're all talking about it. Who got shot? But by the way, we're literally not talking about it. No, we're talking about like the verdict and we're talking about the fact that Rihanna has been coming in and out.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
We talked about the Girardi of it all and then the verdict. And seriously, in the time in between, on a grand scale, like this was not headline news.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. To be honest, I see these photos now, but like this was not headline news. Not as big as it should have been. Yeah.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yes, but like the Rihanna of it all. Makes it huge. Makes it huge, yet it wasn't. Yet it wasn't.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
which I think was also probably good for the case because then it's like sometimes when it gets so big the judge feels like he has to make an example again the you know and people start so I think operating under the radar is good yeah the way you just said good you sounded like Tamara I don't think he's good for you what did I say you said I think it's good like you just said good weird oh okay so can I don't think he's good for you can I breathe or no
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, but there's no other way around it. Like it was really bad. Apparently it's like six episodes of pods of nonsense about these people who really think that both liking Taco Bell like means that you should spend your life with someone.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Nah. Nah. So happy for the Rocky family.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. Our next story is some more legal news. Big day for the courts. Big day for the Claudias.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So Blake Lively has filed an amended complaint against Justin Baldoni, saying it wasn't just me who felt uncomfortable. Blake Lively says Justin Baldoni not only sexually harassed her, but he also made two other women feel uncomfortable on the set of It Ends With Us, and both are willing to testify against him at trial, according to a new court filing.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Last night, Blake filed an amended complaint to her original lawsuit against Justin, which lays out new allegations that paint him in a negative light. In the 141-page document, she says she was not alone in complaining about Baldoni and raising concerns about his behavior during their work together on the movie produced by Sony and Wayfarer starting in 2023.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
She says he, quote, acknowledged the complaints in writing at the time, which runs contrary to his current narrative that he has, quote, invented. Blake says Justin knew that women other than Miss Lively were also uncomfortable and had complained about his behavior.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yes, there aren't many other women in the movie. It could have been extras, but when it comes to leading female actresses who were working with Justin on an everyday basis, there really aren't that many.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Who else could it be? In a leading role. And I'm just going back to the book. Did it say leading? No, it didn't. But in a way that more than an extra. Like Lily's mom? Not the waitress at a restaurant, even though that was Atlas.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That's literally the only woman in the book. Yeah, yeah. Other than these three.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It doesn't matter what people believe. I mean, yes, it does, but her case.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
If people don't believe that she was sexually harassed, not if, people don't believe that, period. If there are two other women on set who come forward and say that they experienced sex,
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
um sexual harassment as well that is a major difference checking her column and corroborating her story that just is so if that happened that changes things yeah and if they well if people refuse if people refuse to believe or believe it then that's on them but like that changes the story because then it's not just like blake's perception or her experience and
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's a pattern, and there's literally only three young women on the set.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Frog got your throat? Classic Jax. Take a sip of your coffee.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Take a sip of something, perhaps? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perchance I think someone's bringing you a water also because I know you don't like the coffee today. I'm okay. Thank you so much. I'm at so much drama. So much drama.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
my dad also makes really good steak yeah it was so i love christmas so vanilla and every time they agreed on something that was like so basic being like i love oxygen the things that they agree on do not make a relationship and they're not having deep enough conversations or i hope they're having deep conversations and we're not seeing them but they're literally showing us every time someone farts oh my god i don't remember this much conversation
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
This is definitely a big check for team Blake that she is responding, that it seems like there's more where this comes from.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Not necessarily. I feel like I could see different ways that that could happen. Assuming she's a liar, which I'm not saying that she is, but let's say this person's a liar. They might have had a meeting. Justin just wants to get this movie done. So he just agrees to stuff. Agree, whatever. Just do your job. There's a million things that could have happened.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
To me, that's not... Like a confirmation. No, not anymore. No. Okay.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I think that we're back in the game. You think so? We've got a match now, yeah.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I don't read, like I read rhetoric online and I don't know if I'm in my own echo chamber or I only follow people who are like of sound mind. I don't get a bunch of like idiots and their opinions because I don't give a shit. Your algorithm knows better. My algorithm knows better. So I'm not like following in the ping pong match of public opinion.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
But as someone in my own, I was very much, not very much, I'm not very much anything on this. I was moving over here, now I'm moving. And now I think we've got ourselves a match when it was looking very uneven.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Like for me, I'm like, okay, Blake's back in the game.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Not that it's a game. This is very serious allegations. It's a metaphor.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yes, but that's where principles come in. Scruples. And it's nice when people are scrupled and they're like, I can't see this go down this way. What's unfortunate is like, it's Hollywood and there aren't any scruple. There's not a scruple to be found. And it's like, oh, I don't care if Blake goes down. I'm not going down with her. I got, you know. My career to think about.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, I've got movies to shoot. So I think that sometimes it's like when you see something wrong happening, you can't help but speak up and it doesn't.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. As opposed to just bearing it down, maybe a studio will be like, if you don't, we got you here.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yes, but I also sometimes find sometimes you have to speak up. It'll kill you. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I feel like sometimes that happens to people. You're only as sick as your secrets.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. No, and I mean, I feel that way sometimes where it's like, I don't care what this means. Like, I'm going to say it because it's so wrong not to. Right. You feel compelled by just, like, your ethics. Your conscience. Yeah. And I think that. Conscience is a powerful thing. It is when you have one.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I think a couple things. I think it's hard to get into the later episodes of the show when we don't know why they had such established connections in the first place. So I feel like Netflix is like, we want you guys to see how these people connected.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Some people try out all the pizza. Some people try out all the bagels, coffee. We are trying out all the podcast studios. And I feel like Goldie Rocks because this one- Goldie Rocks.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, I guess things are changing in that sense, but I do think, you know, this blanket believe women, like women could lie. So that doesn't really work and probably never did. And they could also be telling the truth, but just like, you got to back it up a little bit, you know? Our next story, Mindy Kaling got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She brought BJ Novak with her.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Well, they call him the godfather. The BD Novak. Yeah. He's her children's godfather.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No, you would make him the godfather. Like, you want him to have a role in your kids' lives. He's obviously not taking on the role of father because he doesn't want to, like, you know, or else you'd be a family. Like, not everyone who gives their sperm, like, wants to be a full-time dad, but, like, wants to help out a friend in need and procreate. Yeah, I just think, like, a lot of women.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I think godfather is exactly what you'd call him.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No, not even cover it up, but, like, give that person a role in your children's life.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I don't know. Those titles are transient, uncle. Like if he's the godfather, he's always the godfather.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That way, when they are engaged or whatever, like there's just more because I felt like in some of the other seasons, I'm like, we never saw them talk.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I don't know enough to say, but I think he would be a great choice. Like... for her, for a trusted friend would be preferred to anonymous, right?
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, no, it affects them all the time. You don't see all these stories. Man had 80 kids. They all got together for a reunion. They're all best friends.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's also a movie with Vince Vaughn. Yes, it is. That's like people's favorite trope is like the sperm donor in college who has 100 kids. Right. I feel like we do talk about it enough.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Deer toasters. Also, I want to say there's been like a lot of conspiracies. I've seen a lot of chatter that like deer toasters is an industry plant. No, it's like fabricated. Either we make them up or other people make them up. I need to say we've never made up a deer toasters in our lives. Now, if people are writing in. With fake stories, we could smell out.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Like there are some that are so stupid we don't choose them. I've never, ever thought that. Everything that we read, I'm like, that's a tough situation.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Never. If we weren't getting submissions, we would just not do it. We'd say there's no demand, like problem solved.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I didn't think of it as a potential... He was talking about his wife. He was talking about like... Sex with his wife. Yeah, so maybe it was a sex therapist that he wrote mom because he didn't want her to know. But I don't think it was... That's not how you talk to your mistress. I'm just saying. It was a good theory. It's not. It's devoid of facts. He was talking about his wife.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, but like people are freaks. Like... I think if anything, it was like a little mother's helper.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Or like maybe a hooker that is helping you get more intimate with your wife. Like it's all in service to the wife. It's not just an affair. It's not as cut and dry. It's kind of like pretty woman.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That's really beautiful. Okay. Well, we'll just have to wait.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Also just check the phone number of the contact mom. Like it's very simple stuff. Give it a ring.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, no, I think you have to be extremely established to the point where it's like, how did they not have one already? Right, unignorable. Yeah, and so I think that's good. There's no one that's just like a flash in the pan, even the 10-year flash.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I feel like they're typically in March and it's still February. That feels right. Yeah. You can't stop caring. You watched all those bad movies.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
You're going to be shocked. Labiaplasty? Very close.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Oh, so it's just the Spanish version of labiaplasty. Sorry, excuse me.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Stream it. Oh, you're going to play it. Can I not? You're going to wind up paying Netflix. Oh, you think we'll get it? After they should be paying you. Okay, so I'll forget it.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Let's get to our next story. You're just feeling bold because you have a computer. I feel different. You know, I'm wearing my sunglasses. You're like Jamie on Joe Rogan, just like looking things up.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I love Mexico. They're going to Honduras. I love Honduras.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
You have a layer of protection. Can't see the haters.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Sure. And they'd like to see those beautiful eyes.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Even though we never look at the monitor?
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Okay, I'll move on to the next story. So just like leave them on. I'll make the decision. That way, if you regret it, you can blame me. What's the number, Story? Four. Parge. Nike teams up with Kim Kardashian shapewear brand Skims as it looks to reach more women. So Nike and Skims have signed like a serious partnership, a long-term partnership to launch a new brand called Nike Skims.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And when they meet their fellow castmates and they're looking them up and down and talking.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I feel like they really could have workshopped the name. I agree. It's one word, capital N, lowercase I-K-E, capital Skims. Nike Skims. It should be called like Psyche. Or. Nims. Yeah. I don't know. It's not a good name. I don't know. They love a name like this, though. This is so Nike Skims. There's too many Ks. There's two Ks. It's like, it's a bumpy word, Nike Skims. It's weird.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Especially if you were to lowercase everything. It's like. Nick Heskims. Nick Heskims. If we were to pronounce things the way they should be pronounced. Nick Heskims. That's why they had to do all this capitalization. Otherwise, it's Nick Heskims.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's not really an X at this point because it's its own company. Yeah, they're not. It's not a short term collaboration. It's a new brand. The new brand will include a collection of apparel, footwear and accessories that will debut this spring with a global rollout planned for 2026. Now, I think this is really great for Kim's wallet. For Kim's self. And also for the customers.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Like, they just did a collab with North Face. I know Marco Washer got some things. But, like, it sells out in two seconds. Like, Nike is great for distribution. They have a million stores. They have a lot of product. Like, whatever they make, people will be able to get it. And I think it will be, like, top quality fabric. I think this is really just makes a lot of sense.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's so great for Nike because Skims is so cool. And it's so great for Skims because Nike is so legit.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
What kind of business you in? Like socks? Apparel, footwear. Oh, sneakers. Nike makes sneakers. Oh, okay. Okay. And like, maybe they'll have like a cool, like they're comparing this to like Jordan. Yeah. Like she is the Michael Jordan of women.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I mean, it could be men's too, but like, I think when you think of it for women, like Michael Jordan is to Nike is to men, what Kim Kardashian will be to Nike to women.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. That wasn't it. We will get into it. And then other than that, it's just another great morning commuting with my girl, going to work. Something really funny happened this morning.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Oh, I mean like it should be Kim because to me, like the Caitlin Clark, like that's, she has her own shoe. This isn't that. To me, this is like competes with Aloe and women's athleisure. That's what it feels like to me.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, because Caitlin Clark has her own shoe. This isn't for like, I mean, maybe they'll have women's athletes a part of it, but this feels different.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Whereas like, Aloe, Lululemon. It's not a bad name because it's like straight facts.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's Nike and Skims, like whatever. But it doesn't roll off the tongue.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Makes me sad. But maybe, who knows, maybe in meetings they'll start to call it a nickname, then it'll rebrand.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, but I feel like if it rhymes, then it's part of the pargy world. Everything that rhymes with pargy is pargy. Gargy, pargy, pargy, pargy. So it inherently needs to not rhyme. It's yucky. I think in toast to lingo.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's so true. That would really enhance my vibe. Are you vaping again? No. Oh my gosh. Yucky.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I was on the wrong side of the street. So like, even if I didn't hesitate, he still would have gotten the spot and I'm happy for him.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Our fifth and final story, a little flirtatious news, who knows what it means, but Glen Powell and Lily James.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
You did? I don't know if she was right for the role.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Glenn Powell and Lily James, though, break into a fit of giggles as they leave a BAFTAs party together. So Glenn Powell and Lily James were photographed in a car in the back of an SUV together, leaving the BAFTAs. They walked out at the same time, but separately. So we don't have photos of them walking together, but she's wearing his jacket.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I love to see a Model Y thriving in this world.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I don't think that it is. I think that they were at the same party. They like got along and they're going to the next place together. Where it goes from there, I don't know. Oh, I didn't consider that there would be another party after this party.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Or like nightcap, we're going to someone's place. That's very sexy nightcap. In the moment, they're like... This is good for both of us. Let's get in the same car. Why should we not? Even if this goes nowhere and they just either hooked up or whatever, this is good. This is good. Well, okay.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So then I drive a little bit more down the street and there's a beautiful spot, pargy spot, just across the way from Cogers.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I actually, the more I think about this, like, I think it's nothing. I think Glenn Powell likes to be seen with like, you know, talking to Gracie Abrams, talking to Sidney Sweeney. Like, I love him as an actor, but I just feel like he kind of loves these moments and they mean nothing to him. And I don't know what he's actually up to. Wow. So you hate Glenn Powell?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No, because what he actually might be up to might be something amazing.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. Or not. Or like he's using these young women for clout. Glenn would never. Clout chaser. No, Jackie, let me tell you something. Claudia, you know I love him. I know.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No, no. I'm just like... Until he's like really with someone, I'm seeing a lot of this. Party, having fun. I like being spotted with you. It's like a good moment on Dumois.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And he needs like a personal life that we can all get invested in because I don't know what Glenn does. That's what I'm saying.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Like where does Glenn even live? What does Glenn even do?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I think he's stressed out. And it's important that we not read into this too much. I think he's cultivated this perfect image. Life, yeah. No, image. He's so perfect. I love him. He is so perfect. And it must be so hard to live up to that. What if Glenn Powell is imperfect? And does Glenn have a bad day? I'm sure Glenn has bad days, and he's not allowed.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And I'm sure he's one of these actors where his team is like, Glenn, get up!
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I don't know. I could see him really getting sucked into a toxic whirlpool.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's a little, yeah. Especially because- Not to say that they don't get along and that they're not going to have a fun night together, but they want us to know that.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, and it's February. So it's cold.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
But it's a crop top, so her belly might have been cold.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
belly's not the right word she kind of reminds me and looks like i'm sure we've said this before who is her celebrity doppelganger she has one grace van patten yeah yeah they look like a lot alike like i could see them playing like sisters in a film in a twisted film where one goes missing and the other is pretending to be her correct they should make that movie they did make that movie a simple favor yeah we just watched it just watched it
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Wait, I was about the Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society. It's based on a book and I was going to read it. It's on my want to read. It's a historical fiction book.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's quirky. And no, I think it was like a very popular book. Oh, this looks so good. It's a historical fiction book. I think it's like World War II and you know how the Potato Peel Society was affected by like probably rations and like lack of potatoes.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
How does that affect a society? It's giving kitchen front. If you're a redhead, that means something to you.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I just wanna say though, the seasons being amazing happens after the pods. One of my favorite seasons is Jimmy and Chelsea and Jessica. And it didn't get amazing until all that stuff happened back in North Carolina at the lake and the honeymoon.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
But they're always not the most interesting. Now, it's unfortunate they have so many pod episodes. It is what it is. But whether this season will be good or not, we can't say. I will say, though, that the trailer for this season, like, someone saw me on Instagram and he knew what I looked like. And that's the clip that I'm seeing. Do you want me to tell you who it is? Does it even matter?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Because this already happened. Don't tell me. Okay, one of the girls.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
but I'm not gonna tell you who. One of the girls is talking to camera. They obviously got together and she's in one of the apartments. And she was like, when I saw him, like I knew that he actually followed me on Instagram like a few months ago or whatever. I remember seeing his profile, I remember seeing a photo of him in front of a Christmas tree or something.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So like she remembered what he looked like. And she was like, and all this stuff is in my Instagram bio about things that I like. And I think that he knew who I was and what I looked like and maybe tailored to all of his answers. However, Nothing that's in your Instagram bio should be enough for someone to convince you that you're in love with them. Right, like how long is your bio?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No, but it's like when you're going to get married to someone based on conversations, like it should be about more than like, I like pizza too. Right. You know, so he shouldn't have even been able to really get you by just that. So I feel like she'll probably break up with him because she's obviously like, she said, my God, I have to trust my God. But I'm sorry, like if you fell for that... Ooh.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Oh, they're perfect for each other.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I just want to say the first reveal is always the strongest. Yes.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And I think that's coming through. They are. They had like actually good conversations about things that a couple should talk about. And they are physically matched.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, if someone said those things to me, I'd say, have a good day, sir. Like, and I'd walk out of there. Not a match. And my question is like, so he's kind of like down. He's like, yeah, yeah, and from how totally. And are two people who are both and aren't people, like should they be together or no?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
There was a person in my car. Let me tell you what happened. So I found a cute parking spot. Perfect for me. Right in front of the office. And I've never parallel parked by myself before. So I had no clue what I was doing. And I was like, beep, boop, beep, boop, like inching. Beep, beep, boop. Beep, beep, boop. like really struggling to get into this parking spot.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Like I feel like opposites attract and it's nice to have common interests, but at what point are you just dating yourself and you're not supposed to do that?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. But Leo was like super transparent and almost like funny. No. Remember that guy that, who was it that got with him? No. AD was talking to this guy. No, not the one she ended up with. Matthew. Yeah, of course.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
He's a Matthew where it's like, he thinks he's too good to be on the show, but he's going through the experiment, but it will not work out for him because ultimately he thinks it's stupid.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
There was a woman on the curb with her two kids. And at a certain point she sees me struggling and she's trying to give me like, she's like, pull up here. Okay. And then she went behind my car. She's like, drive back here. And I really wasn't making any headway. And then she comes around to the door. She's like, get out of the car. And she got in my car and she parked it.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, that's like crazy, but also good because they don't know each other. Yeah, it's annoying. I guess that's like what happens if you go to like a smaller town to do this, like people know each other. No. And so we need to talk about. But I also like the small town elements because there's a lot of common ground and sometimes people want to stay where they are and meet someone where they are.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
So like we not everything has to be like Chicago or L.A.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
At the time, it wasn't the best season. But now that we've had so much worse, we look back fondly.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And they weirdly have, like, a couple couples come out.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I think it's more the editing. And especially, so okay, they trend vanilla. And you gave us six episodes of pods. Whereas other cities are a little more interesting. And there was only two. So I didn't hear about your dad's steak. Like I didn't hear about all these really, I like Taco Bell. Your dad's steak. Yeah. Taco B. I didn't hear about every fucking tattoo that everyone has.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
They're operating at a disadvantage because they're not the most interesting and they're filling the most airtime. So it's a combination. And I don't think you can blame the Midwest. No, I think the Midwest has a wonderful elk. That's fair.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And of course I'm like, wait, is this woman going to steal my car?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
But I will be curious to see if it yields good relationships. They're all so normal. They can all kind of work with each other. Are we going to have a lot of marriages? That'll be interesting. As far as continuing to watch, like, of course, last night was like really hard. But I do think like the best is yet to come. And like you put in the hard work. for the payoff.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
There might be some fast forwarding that has to happen. And also we'll see how people are talking about it. Like some seasons it's like, I mean that Chelsea season, the Megan Fox, like it was everywhere before I started watching. So if it's really gaining steam, we can continue to watch and we'll see what happens.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
She left her kids. So I think it was fair collateral. I'm watching the kids. You have my car. She's parking the car. She parked my car. And they moved on with my day. It was a little scary when she was in there. And then she pulled up. When we were coming in from the back, I'm like, she's driving away. Literally. But no, she did the damn thing. No, it was mothers helping mothers.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
The funniest was Monica showing Joey how her dad dances and like she's describing and he's doing something completely different because he can't see her. And that made me chuckle. Also Madison like twerking with the golf club. I haven't gotten there, unfortunately. Was she doing it with Ben Platt?
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Should two artists be together? I feel like no. Well, who's going to pay the bills? Dude, but like you really have to think like opposites attract.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I just want to say, like, I do feel like some people might have pod sex. Like, you know, and they should talk about sex. They're definitely having pod sex. And two sexual beings. But because there's not usually six pod episodes, we don't see it. And I do think people should be able to have pod sex.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And then not film it. And I feel like that this probably happens a lot and it's unfortunate that we're seeing it because it's kind of had to be there.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
It's about dollars and cents. Like it's about time spent streaming. And I'm just letting you know, Netflix, like it's bad business because I'm not going to watch a show. However, we have to make it to honeymoons because that's when you can decide. Like we watched DC till honeymoons and it was still bad, but that is the best time. And maybe we'll get there slowly.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And I just want to say like, I don't mind not understanding the people and not knowing like why they connected. I'm just going to trust you. Okay. I don't trust the process. Now give me the juice. Go to Guatemala.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Get your ass to Honduras. Get on island time. Show me the reveals. Start sleeping in the same bed. Oh, so they've made the reveals a little too long. Like where they now sit and chat. They put a bench.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Women supporting women. I love to see it. Yeah. And I told her it's my first time parallel parking. Like, duh. And her kid was like, when she was done, she was like, good job trying to drive. She said that to you, the kid? That's what the kid said to me. Good job trying to drive.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Then it goes on longer. Like, no, I want you guys to see each other. Initial thoughts, first impression. We'll see you on Honeymoons. Agreed. It's too much. We need to check in with them back in Honduras. It's just too much and it's too weird. Like, I clocked. You know, I saw what they saw. I've seen what I needed to see. Move it along.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I'm actually starting to get worried how I'm going to get my car out of the spot now.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Okay, thank you. It was kind of crazy that you didn't come and help me. Oh, you couldn't help me.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I was on like minute seven before she got in the car.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I actually think getting out is easier. I'll back up onto the curb and then just drive straight.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Well, tell her I had a commute. I did a good job all this way.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. So I'm going to learn how to parallel park. My car does have like a parking assistance feature. I've never used it. Maybe that's tomorrow. My car does have it as well. My car at home.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Classic feature not available. Also, these new cars have 360 degree wheels like the Hummer that you rented. And like so the wheels can just like turn towards the curb and you can scoot in.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, they just did it with luggage. And look, we're all like rolling through the airport.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
I think I saw a video of like a bunch of Mercedeses doing donuts in Vegas with their 360 degree wheels. I think the Hummer does it. I think maybe the Cybertruck does it. Maybe I should call Jerry and say, Gerald. What if you just call Jerry up? Every time like something happens in my life, I'm like, Jerry, I think we need a Cybertruck. And they don't pay Jerry enough for that. No, they don't.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Jerry is also my therapist. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
But I also feel like with Jerry, Jerry is who meets the eye. There's not a subplot. There's not all these things that you need to know about Jerry. We thought he's a good guy. I think he is a good guy. There's not all this stuff that we don't know. I hate to be so obnoxious.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Look at me, thriving. And now it's too late. They need to rip. You couldn't even go on his show.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Maybe Jerry O'Connell, and they call it Jerry. Wait. That's a brilliant idea.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah. No, he's like ready, willing and able to be on television. RWA. And nobody asked me because I would just tell them that straight up. People don't want to hear hard truths, Jackie. No. And nobody wants to ask for help. They just think they know what the viewers want to see and they don't. And that's why we got six episodes of pods. That's right.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No, that's sometimes what happens. If I'm reading a book or I'm watching a TV show, when I am sleeping, I am in whatever that is. But when it's a good TV show. When it's anything remotely engaging and stimulating. But yeah, with this, and then like the next morning, it's like the first thing I'm thinking about. With this, I'm like,
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Yeah, I spent legit four hours and I got through an episode and a half. Feel free to spoil anything. Like I could give a rip.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
He was literally Ben Platt. Oh, man, that's funny. So yeah, I think they all have like little monikers and there's ways to remember them. The girls, it's a little tough. Really, I think the guys is harder. I don't know. The girls, like who's the girl? David Daniel. Who's the teacher who's like trying to get with that guy who's an asshole.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And it's like the teacher and the asshole do not go together. I wrote her name down. And then she's always wearing like with her breasts, like a V-neck. She's always wearing cleavage.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
Lauren is her name. Okay, her name is Lauren. That's hard to remember. Oh, and nobody has like a special name, you know? It's like Laura, Ashley, Sarah. And I didn't remember Molly's name, but of course she's the redhead with the bangs.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And then there was the girl who was laying there in the jeans.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
That's a good way to remember her.
The Toast
Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
And then there's the girl who's a dancer, not a singer. The NBA dancer? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know her name, but she's a dancer. Yeah. I said, these are my notes. Devin likes Britanny. Britanny is not the dancer. No. Britanny is a former basketball player.
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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
No, no, no. Okay. So let's just, we have like shit to do, right? We have shit to do. We have stories to get to. So I think without further ado-da-do-da-do. Yeah, I'm done. It is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I got the cookie granola. It was the best thing I've ever had in my life. I actually don't think I can buy it again because I ate too much too fast.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Our first story is something that we sort of manifested or maybe I just like wouldn't have looked at this headline if we hadn't spoken about it earlier in the week. Who knows? But Sydney Sweeney, trouble in paradise with her mans. She has extended her hotel stay without her fiance. So listen to the deets. How the fuck do they know this? Listen to the deets. Listen to the deets.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Sydney Sweeney has made herself comfortable at a swanky hotel, but she wasn't living the good life with her fiance. This from TMZ. He was not with her, and it's raising concerns about their relationship. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ that Sydney had been staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel since around mid-February, and her fiance has not been part of the extended stay.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
You know, it's more than that. Like it is scientifically grosser. Why? I have no idea.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Now she's in Paris for Fashion Week, and it appears that he isn't there either. Sources say Sydney has been seen around the Beverly Hills Hotel with a couple of girlfriends and a bodyguard. Also told that Sydney and her besties had several meals at the hotel's famed polo lounge, and they also spent a lot of time at the bar. Sydney even had lunch over the weekend with Lauren Sanchez at the pool.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Just an interesting fact as part of this story.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Sydney looks like she has a couple girlfriends with her in Paris, though it's unclear if it's the same girlfriends from the extended hotel stay. The situation is pretty interesting, says TMZ, as they first reported Sydney and Jonathan recently postponed their May wedding, blaming the delay on their busy schedules.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Sydney's extended stay without Jonathan has folks at the hotel buzzing about whether they're broken up and on its face doesn't sound like a stretch.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, it could mean a lot of things. But I'm going to operate under the premise that he has money. Otherwise, like what's going on?
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
You said he's butt-fucking ugly. That's not what I said, to be clear. I think I said, like... You said Tom Ackerley is handsome, which left space for the fact that this guy is not, even though I think this guy is fine.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
But I want to say I think that he's nice looking.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, especially the wedding postponement in tandem. With all of us. Like, how are you engaged to someone and you don't spend any time with them? That's so Hollywood, though. I know. Do these people even know each other? Like, these people who are in relationships. That's why it's like, okay, Dorit and PK, like, just stay together, whatever. You're not going to see each other.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I would say like one of like Jamie Foxx's solo songs would be the one. You know, it's very like Sharon.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I feel like this is it. For sure. I just need to know who he freaking plays.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
The actual F word seemed extreme in this situation. I agree. I agree. Okay. They're not making it easy for me to find out. It shall remain a mystery.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
You know what it might be? It might be that like Sydney and the studio want to so doubt in people's minds about her relationship so that they can ship her and Brendan for the betterment of their new movie. And she's sort of, and it's like, okay, sure. I'll live at the Beverly Hills hotel, like for the movie, for the studios pay in.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Oh, I'm sorry. And I guess we weren't going to keep up our lovely energy for that much longer before we launched into the complaints. I actually have a lovely tidbit to share, which is that I made the crunch wraps yesterday. I said I was going to make crunch wraps and I made crunch wraps. The best thing I ever ate in my life. I know.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Lauren's coming for lunch. What's that about?
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
What can Sidney Sweeney do for Lauren Sanchez?
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Maybe Lauren is working on the movie. Maybe she has...
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Or it's like Lauren likes to read girly swirly books and Jeff's like, what should we make into a movie? And she said The Housemaid, which was a good call.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, but also, Frida McFadden is a Kindle Unlimited author. So The Housemaid is a book that only sits on Kindle and Amazon. That's like a big 360 partnership.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I'm sure he reads books on Kindle, don't you think?
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
But then he also brought it back because he did Amazon.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah. And Barnes & Noble is coming back thanks to TikTok. So that we should make a list of TikTok pros and cons. And one pro I would say.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Well, the con list would be rather long, but the revival of the book industry has been a lovely byproduct.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
The direct con is the amount of time that you spend.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I, it's not shocking that I haven't had one before because I've never had Taco Bell, which isn't shocking. Like if you like, what am I going to eat a Taco Bell? Um, but it's shocking that no one told me like, Hey Jack, like we're having crunch wraps. You should make one.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Okay, it's something. And I do wanna- Oh, also that we have met some new audience members, yeah?
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah. I mean, for me, it's Jackie Goldschneider top quality fabric will be the number one forever just because of how much we use it in everyday life.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
desperate but like whenever I like work hard at something I worked no that was Kyle Richards oh wait no yes it was Kyle Richards she didn't work hard for the zip code she was born in it it's Taylor Armstrong in a plea of desperation oh then it's like a little bit darker of course I work too hard for the zip code to go home now Kyle doesn't have to say that she's you're right so yeah that kind of changes things that's not as fun
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
certainly not but i feel like the joke is that kyle's always talking about her zip code yeah it just happens that there was zip code crossover but kyle would never have to say that she didn't work hard for the zip code she was born there her whole family's there she like even if she left she's still there you could take the girl out of the 90210 but you can't take the 90210 out of the girl i don't know why i just want to like triple check
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Go ahead. You need to hear it from Taylor's mouth.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah. Our next story is some influencer cocktail news. Alex Earl and Kygo are leading a $3 million investment in up and coming canned cocktail margarita brand. So Alex Earl has been teasing like a new big thing that she's doing and she had said on her Instagram that she's getting involved with a canned cocktail company, a brand that like wasn't doing well but her and her friends like...
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, but like, I don't know. I just feel like you weren't emphatic about it enough.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
actually tried it and love the taste and it's their favorite so she got involved and it also is now clear a lot of other big celebrities have gotten involved in like reviving this brand and investing it's called sip marks and it's canned margaritas yeah I asked Ben about it
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
But also it has a lot of like strategic backers. So it's not just like Alex Earl on her own with $3 million. No, it's the palm tree guys who do those festivals. That's Kygo. Also Michael Rubin, July 4th boy.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Aoki Labs by Steve Aoki, former executive chairman of Founders Brewing, John Green, and anti-fun boxer and influencer Jake Ventures capital firm. Okay. So that's still John Green.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
And big people with success under their belts who know success.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
You should talk to Bren about a rebrand or maybe you get like a diffusion line.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah. That's beautiful. Also, Alex Earl posted today an interview that's coming up on her podcast and she doesn't say who it is, but the commenters seem to have sussed it out because she's like talking to someone who looks very serious, almost like Diary of a CEO. And she's like, I admire you so much as a female entrepreneur and you always speak your mind. People are saying it's Bethany.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
For sure, which would explain a lot and we'll finally get clarity on Dinnergate.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like there's different iterations of her. She has some sister episodes, some vloggy episodes, and now some sit-down serious episodes.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
His name was on the thing. And she's like kicking a golf ball off of his mouth in the videos.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah. Really, really cute. And them being in business together, like bodes well for the health of their relationship because that's, you're in it for the long haul.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Even though it's not like you're going like nine to five every day. You have to like see him if it doesn't work out.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, that's why I think they really love each other.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, I think so. They seem like really happy together.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
GL to sit Margs yes next to our little controversy I like seriously this movie Snow White is like such a curse so what is the controversy now I didn't even hear about it I've actually like I have it blocked from my brain like I'm not interested they've been like hush hush and now Disney is scaling back the Snow White Hollywood premiere amid the all the controversies so
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Snow White is set to come out on March 21st. Disney is hosting a Hollywood premiere of Snow White on March 15th but the studio won't be rolling out the red carpet like it usually does. The afternoon festivities will include a pre-party and a screening at the El Capitan Theater with Rachel Zegler and Gal Gadot.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
However, the red carpet will not include dozens of media outlets usually invited by Disney to interview the cast and creatives at its premieres. Instead, coverage will be limited to photographers and a house crew. The studio did not come in for this story, but the scaled-back plans come amid controversies surrounding the film.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I do think the war is like the most recent one. Because I do think they rode the waves of like the Peter Dinklage stuff. Rachel Zegler has like constantly.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
He was not pro dwarfs. like having dwarves, but then it was like, if you take them out, then that's- There's no work in Hollywood for- Little people who aren't getting the job. But I think it was like the portrayal of them being like these caricatures- And like stereotypical, like bad traits and not nuanced people. Okay.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
But I think it's been very difficult for them. And then they did the trailer and you can see that the dwarves, if they're calling them that, I'm not sure, are back- but they're CGI. So seven little people didn't get a job. Correct. Wrong. That's the wrong.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Then Rachel Zegler's like, aside from, you know, Gal Gadot and like invalidating her as a person all the time. She's like constantly like saying stuff and then having to like go and apologize for it.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
She's not going to be saved by the prince. She's not going to be dreaming about true love. She's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be. Pass. Like, I can't believe this movie after everything is like still coming out. This should have been, you weren't here on Friday, but Powerpuff Girls CW reboot like was canceled, but the trailer leaked. Claudia was seriously like,
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I feel like it was just always like, oh, at Christmas, and it'll get buried with Christmas movies. But it's literally coming out next week. They're not even doing a proper premiere because everyone is just so messy. And no one can be around Gal Gadot, who's like an actual queen and a beacon of morality.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
She's such a queen. And like the fact that they had to present together at the Oscars, that little shit, Rachel, like I just can't believe that they're still going forward with all of this. And now they're also scaling back. Cause it's like, if you're going to do it, do it.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Well, I do love a live action remake and in any other time with any other lead actress, I'd be sat and I can't decide if I want to watch it to support Gal Gadot or if I want to not watch it to boycott Rachel Zegler.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
It's tough. We're kind of at a crossroads. So it's like, is everybody going to watch it because everybody might feel seen? Like you have two sides of the coin. There's someone for everyone, no matter what you believe. It's kind of like, it's very egalitarian.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but that was also, I think, more confusion. People didn't know what they were boycotting.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
And nobody really knew what Starbucks' stance was.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, but I think that they sometimes made coffee in Israel. Was that the problem?
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, no, but other employees wore other pins.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, that was like McDonald's too. Correct. But McDonald's isn't Israel.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Oh, sad that they didn't have. No, it was good. It was good. They didn't have Portuguese food.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
no no portuguese portuguese mickeys oh are you ready for our next story if it's our next story that's brought to you by manscaped perchance it actually is because this is about a man did he escape no but he probably uses manscaped he wouldn't admit it but he definitely does it's spring break season also remind me after this i have to tell you something publicly or privately
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Well, I haven't had that. So all I have is like the one that I made last night, which was Parchee Perfection. It was such a nice new thing to add to the menu of my life. Yeah.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Spring break, baby. With Bonnie Blue. Does it get any better than that?
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Do you see that she bought like a $500,000 car?
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
And you've got a couple of things off the menu that you like, but now you have a new one.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Our next story, Zach Bryan has a new girlfriend and goes Instagram official with her. Her name is Hannah Duncan, and he has posted her on his Instagram stories.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Zach Bryan went Instagram official. They were also, like, spotted together, like, photographed in Australia.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
So, like, you knew he was seeing someone. But for him to post her on his story is another step. Zach Bryan went Instagram official with his new flame, Hannah Duncan, less than five months after his messy breakup with Brianna Chicken Fry, which we have spoken about ad nauseum. So it's that Zach Bryan, if you haven't been following. Not Luke Bryan. I don't think...
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. But I'm sure she's seen what we've all seen and she's going into it hopefully eyes open. Maybe she thinks she can change him. Who knows what she's thinking. But they are together. I was trying to see how old she is. I do also think that that affects... Plays a factor. Yeah. But I can't see. So... I don't. Good luck.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Okay. You know what? I need to add it to the recipe book.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
On the same level looks wise Yeah she's 27 and he's 28 Okay good Frontal lobe is there Decisions can be made They also weren't in Australia They were at an Australian bar in New York City Very similar And she's Australian So they might as well have been in Sydney There was a lot of Australia going on Yeah Cody Simpson was there too He's always there
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
So we'll see. We'll see what happens. Maybe, hopefully he can be a better man.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into our TV recap? Sort of. Cause it's a bit of reality TV news. Cause the Valley season two trailer dropped yesterday and a lot is happening. Like almost too much to keep up with. Every couple is.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Like literally every couple could be an entire storyline for another show. Like on a show like Real Housewives, just Jason and Michelle would be a lead story. He's accusing her.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Jason's accusing Michelle of being a hooker for a billionaire sleeping with him for $1,500 a night. Lala Kent is ripping Jason a new asshole. Naya and Danny, who are like the golden couple, like there's some controversy there. Someone said that he's like feeling up girls at the bar. Then someone said that Janet's husband takes his ring off when he goes to the bar.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Kristen and Luke are engaged and pregnant. Jackson and Brittany are obviously getting divorced. He's an addict. She said that he's been spying on her in the house, set up spyware. And bringing girls home to the house. Well, yeah, but they probably like trade off very like Gina Kirshenheider-Casita so the kid doesn't have to move. Yeah. And maybe on his time, he's bringing girls over.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
yeah but I wouldn't even say desperate to be famous because that's the the people who still act that way are Jax and Kristen like and Brittany of chaos who will do anything to make the show great like because Michelle is like cool as a cucumber like doesn't gives us like nothing but her life is just inherently interesting and Jason too they're like very they're kind of like fancy but like their world is crumbling around them and there's no way for us to not see that Danny and Nia
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
or Naya have always been like the sweethearts of the show. They have a really, from what we've seen and maybe next season, like in the trailers, just accusations that are kind of baseless, but they had three under two because they had a baby and then twins. They really like are supportive of one another.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
She is just, I think she was like Miss America or she was a pageant girl, but she's just like sweet to her core. He's like so hardworking. He's a working actor. He's just like so supportive of her. She's breastfeeding every other scene with the twins at her tits and the toddler running around. Like, They're just lovely people, it seems, who really love each other.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
But then we got a couple moments where like, I don't know. You saw the truth. No, not truth. But like every couple, no couple is perfect, right? Everyone's going to have the other side of them. Like you saw a little bit of that. Nothing's crazy, but like she's just like. No, but real life. She's very like controlling, like a perfectionist a little bit.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
And when he, I think he like got drunk and like said stupid stuff. Like nothing offensive, just like genuinely stupid. And she was like so embarrassed that he would like be that way. And it was just awkward. But I think they are as good as it gets, especially in Hollywood. So we'll see what the drama is. And then Janet, I'm sorry, I don't remember her husband's name.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
They just had a baby last season. She was pregnant the whole season. So for him to be going out without the wedding ring when she has a baby is crazy. I know Lala's on the show and Sheena's on the show. And we saw Tom Schwartz in the trailer, too. He wasn't with Lala, but I'm open.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Let me tell you that the only real press I've seen about Lady Gaga's new album is all vis-a-vis Sheena Shea.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
queen like queen doing putting in the work also we've been accused of like not supporting lady gaga's new album and then like some people were going so far as to say that we don't like the real lady gaga because we don't like her when she's like weird and we only like like bland joanne let me tell you the real lady gaga fans know that mayhem is a work of art and it takes days to digest you think i could just listen to it once and tell you how i feel i've been working my way through it every single day listening to mayhem every day i agree as a true lady gaga fan
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I want to listen to it a couple times. See how now like when I hear a song that I've already heard, I'm like, oh, I like this one. I feel like I've heard it before. And then I'm listening to the lyrics. Like you think we could say something about it after one listen? You obviously don't know Lady Gaga. She's very multifaceted.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
It's not surface lyrics and it's not surface music.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
So I didn't like those criticism. I didn't like that.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
That was serious hate that we wouldn't be Lady Gaga fans.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
No, her and her best friendship with Lady Gaga.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
No, Sheena is so... commercial like you know that's what i'm saying stephanie no and stephanie like nyu art like she's like she would be she's very sweet like and that's the thing she knows she is deeply misunderstood like sheena is the cheerleader and stephanie like is the artist working on her art and these two people never the twin you tell me it's actually shocking
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
We're not talking about it enough. I agree. No one's mentioned it. And when Sutton was crying in St. Lucia, just being like, is anybody going to tell Dorit enough that this is too far or that is too mean? I'm like, What has, Dorita said nothing compared to the wallet thing. Those things need to be said to you.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, I just, when she was crying and saying all that in St. Lucia, it just showed such a lack of self-awareness because the only person who's gone below the belt here is you. And if you guys do have mutual friends, then in that situation, a mutual friend should lean towards defending Dorit because you are more wrong than Dorit.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Plus, Dorit is going through a lot, so she does get a little bit of grace. But even without that, like, she deserves to be sided with because you have been so, so wrong. And the fact that they're literally, like, 12-year-olds where they're like, how come she can forgive Kyle so quickly and go back to being friends, but she can't forgive me that quickly?
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
It's like, actually— You were never friends with— Also all season Kyle and Dorit have been very start and stop. Like we're moving forward and then they can't move forward. They've actually had a hard time getting to a place where they can joke and laugh together again. So it wasn't just like they had one conversation and forgave each other. They have like four conversations.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I know, but that's what we do. Okay, so Karen Huger, the rules don't apply anymore.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Plus they have a pre-existing friendship that like is worth salvaging.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
You've never been a friend to anyone except Garcelle. So there's really nothing there.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, and for you to be upset that Dorita's forgiven Kyle faster than she's forgiving you, you're not even asking for forgiveness. You haven't even said sorry. You're still fighting. You said the wild thing. You didn't say sorry for that. So forgive what? You act like someone who doesn't want a relationship with her, and then you're mad that you can't get your relationship with her back.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, but it's also Garcelle is conflicted because of how much Sutton kisses Kyle's ass. That's the issue for Garcelle. Yes. It's like, wait, not all the other stuff. Like that's where she's going to turn on her because Sutton like wants Kyle's approval too much. It's like. 12 year olds.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Kelly Clarkson I feel like the rules do apply to Kelly like you're a smart woman follow the no it's not just about like she she follows them it's not just about our faves like are you capable of following the rules then you should Karen you're gonna sound by the way but that's not what what we were talking about when we made the rules like because we were saying how everybody's always like well Claudia you said this but like if Kelly got a DUI I would be mad at her you should know better like that would be unacceptable to me it would be acceptable to me
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah. And Bo's has been doing it for shorter. Like we haven't seen Bo's yet, like defend Dorit in something indefensible. Cause for me, everything Bo's has defended Dorit on is like, it's logic. Yeah. And that's your friend. Like I agree with my friend. That's why we're friends. Cause we kind of have like similar points of view.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. And I do think that Erica has been, like, so forgiving, more forgiving than I'd ever expected her to be, maybe even more forgiving than I personally would be. So to know that, like, grudges are still being held and the North remembers, like, that's my Erica. That's the Erica I know.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
But when she was, like, saying – when they were talking in her house about Sutton and Dorit, and then she was like, well, it was okay when she did it to me. It was giving very, like, what about me? But then when she explained what they did to her, I was like –
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
My eyes were, you know, maybe moved 30 degrees north. And then she explained what they did to her pills and the drinking and sitting there being like, well, you should figure. And she has to sit there and take and be like, I should figure out my medication and my alcohol. Yeah. Let's mention it all.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, same. And the rooms worked out really nicely because Kathy and Kyle share. And then, of course, Sutton and Garcelle and Jennifer. And a couple of things, because people are saying like this group is hard to crack. And I felt like one Kyle and Bose's conversation. I know it was like Kyle was opening up and she was crying. And so we shouldn't like say anything. Not supportive of that.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
But it was a little weird to me. That like she's been accused of not opening up to Bose. So then the next time she has a one-on-one with Bose. Like I'm going to start crying and sharing. Like I just felt like. Yeah, and, like, not genuine. That's, like, not how things come about.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I'm going to decide today that I'm going to cry to you, and I'm going to open... No, it's just, like, a metamorphosis. And they hadn't gotten there yet, and then Kyle felt like she had been being penalized because she hadn't shared with Bo, so she, like, schedules this sit-down to cry, and it's just, like, it just... To earn points. Yeah, I...
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
and I felt like she was genuinely sad and what she was saying was true but the decision to do it right then and there because she hadn't been accused of opening up it was just like a little in authentic I felt and that's just like not how those conversations typically come about so I don't know but I know you like she was going through it so that was sad but then also Jennifer Tilly saying that she hasn't felt like the group has been that she that she feels like an outsider um
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Which I could see. I agree. They have so much history and commonalities and just like husbands are friends and kids are friends and all of that stuff. But I also don't feel like Jennifer Tilly from what I've seen has made like a huge effort to really get to know.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
And I do feel like Erica like always is giving her her flowers about how she's so stylish and she's so cool and like, oh my gosh, she's like an old. And I don't know, like, does she pursue that friendship with Erica? They would definitely have a lot in common. I just feel like it's not fair to say that when we haven't seen you like really try and like connect on a deeper level either.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah and he was like well he could have easily blamed it on her but like oh yeah I like I should really vet who I'm seeing.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
better he was also spotted like last night with some brunette hooking up they're divorced like I don't know what the hell we're talking about no but I'm saying they're not together he doesn't live in the house she had a girlfriend for a year like what the hell are we talking about she moved on first yes yeah no I I agree I I don't think that he did something wrong but that is a hard thing not even for Kyle to see because he saw her in a music video kissing a woman um a million paparazzi pictures of her and Morgan Wade for
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
the girls and because that girl is like the age of his daughters like that's just always going to be a little weird.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, like, otherwise he's just like... What did they say?
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Like when you stand by and watch your wife be with someone else. That's what Andrew Schultz, when the OBGYN was fingering his wife, he was like, I'm just a cuck in the corner.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
No, and Garcelle making the distinction for the viewers as best as she could that like, oh, we're allowed to talk about Moe's pictures, but we can't talk about Morgan's.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
That's why there's much ado about Mo, because that's the thing you could talk about. If there had been much ado about Morgan, we would like, then by the time Mo's out pictures with someone, it's like, oh good, he's moved on finally.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
especially because these things are playing out in the public like if there were whispers that kyle were in a relationship with a woman we never saw them together but it's just what the streets were saying and one of the women brought it up on the show that would be wrong yeah but she goes out and about she's at the concert she's flaunting she's in the music video you can't help paparazzi but i'm sorry a music video she's bringing her on the show and we can't talk about it like that doesn't work that's hypocritical yeah
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Agreed. So I don't need everyone to bring up the private all the time when there are things. People are entitled to have like buckets of things that they want to keep private. But when you're doing it publicly and you won't do it on the show that you're on, that doesn't work.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And you don't feel that way about Kelly?
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I feel like it's like 30%. Yeah, I'm excited for Summer House. I'm excited for lunch. Me too. What are you going to have? I'm not sure. I feel like I got some leftovers. I think I'm going to make salmon bowls again tonight with the leftovers. That's nice. Work them hard again.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, but I also have the ingredients for crunch wrap in my fridge. But I don't think you have a crunch wrap. I don't think you have two in two days. I think it's too much.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
To me, it's about like what you're capable of.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
How about on the list, we have Claudia's submission. Claude's.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Jack's. Okay. So you want Kelly, even though.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
So this is like people who could get a DUI and. I would look past it. And you would defend them.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Like Luke Holmes, honestly, if Luke Holmes got a DUI, I'd bury it.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
It's not solving all your problems like you thought it would. Yeah.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
It's a girly t-shirt merch with maybe pants and a cardigan for me. Slay. Slay the house down boots. Hey, girly. How you doing? Welcome to the toast. I'm darn good. Happy to be here at the toast for another lovely Wednesday. Another lovely show with my lovely sea stirred. I feel like being lovely. Okay, let's keep this energy up.
The Toast
The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
You won't appreciate the great night's sleeps without the bad ones.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
No, I didn't because I went to watch Andrew Schultz's special.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, we'll circle back, but continue what you were saying.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I just saw a headline because for some reason I hadn't seen who won. Like it's like Masked Singer. They're really keeping it under wraps. But like I saw a headline today that Gabby Windy won. She hasn't gotten her money yet. Unless she is getting paid for something else.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I feel like she won. And that would also explain why like she's having like an extra huge moment right now.
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But then I saw like a TikTok type video of the cast of Traders like participating in a trend. And it said like two men won Traders. And Gabby Windy stands up for the table.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I saw him making news the other day. Like, just I think he was talking about Megan, right? But I didn't realize it's because he's like the... He was talking about Meghan on Traders. I didn't realize it's because he's the cause du jour of the moment.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
He was responding to the Sussex last name thing. They got his take. Right, right. Wait, I'm not okay that he's on Traders. What?
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, she said that in the episode, that he's in control, which is like-
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
A bad place to be in. But as I watch their conversation, I hope they stay together. And if I were Dorit, I would want to stay together. It's just too much upheaval. They have small children. Their finances are who knows. And like, I think it would just be so messy if they split up and they do like each other. And I hope that they can put in the work and get back together.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
I know that like some people would be like, well, the love is gone. Like that's so unromantic. But like, yeah. I don't know. I think what they, what they have in their life at this stage with their kids and their home, like is worth salvaging. Also, he's like not even home all the time. Cause he's always traveling. That was her issue with him. So like maybe they could get back together.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
They don't see each other that much. I'll make it work. Like, I don't know. I think that's, what's better for them as opposed to, I don't know them splitting up, selling the house, her moving with the kids, switching schools. Like it's just a nightmare. Yeah.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah, and it was all like a precursor to get to St. Lucia.
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Yeah, I when they were showing the preview for next week of them on the boat fighting, like it was reminding me of Columbia. It looked very choppy.
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Oh, that's like so yucky. And it doesn't need to be.
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So Andrew Schultz, I think I watched like half so far because I did try to get to sleep at a reasonable hour.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Well, Zach was going to bed and I think he wanted me to keep watching so he could watch it. But like, I was like, you know what? We both need to go to sleep. We've not been getting good sleep. The boys have been just like waking up. Like they're switching off every night of who's going to wake up. And it was like almost 11. And I was like, okay, that's like a good sign to go to sleep.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Um, so I was, so I'm at the part, what's he up to? They're about to do IVF that he's like explaining that process.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Um, and so many things made me laugh and it was actually a different stuff than what you said, but maybe because like when he was saying how he used to be so scared of like getting everyone pregnant, that like when he would jerk off in the toilet bowl, he'd flush twice and wipe it down with Windex.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Cause he was scared that when his mom took a dump, it would splash back up into her sperm and get her pregnant. And then he'd have a son and brother.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Oh, and by the way, like the way that you framed it made it seem like you didn't know that he, how it goes when he has IVF and like the, when you have the picture at the end, the video montage that like, it's a shock that like he has a child. But like he talks about his child the entire time.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Okay, the way I heard it yesterday, which I obviously misheard, was that he's telling the process. And I thought maybe he even hadn't shared yet that he has a kid. And that was how the world knew.
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No, but I really was enjoying it. It's really quality comedy.
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They don't make them like that anymore. I'm so glad you like it. So many funny jokes like about the Jews that were like not offensive.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
Yeah. It's also his like brand. His vibe. You think? Is not Jewish. Oh, agreed. Agreed. Yeah.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
So that was fun. You want to get into the stories? We actually have a lot to talk about today, about a lot of random corners of the entertainment world. So without further ado, it's the Fast Five Stories You Need to Know.
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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
No, it's so disgusting. Oftentimes, like if I'm staying at a hotel or something, like if I don't have ice, I just have to do it like that. And why is it so much grosser?
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Now let's get into the fast five stories that you need to know.
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For all the... For all the... Yeah, that's what I thought. It's like, yeah, it's a little Lin-Manuel rap.
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Our first story, Kylie Kelsey is on Call Her Daddy this week talking about, you know, Kylie, but also talking about Taylor. She answered a bunch of questions about her and Taylor's relationship, when she met Taylor, when she found out Taylor and Travis were dating. Yeah.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
But it's still there. You know, should I just let her in?
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Of course. So Kylie Kelsey revealed when Travis told her that he was dating Taylor, or when they found out, actually, because she said that Travis didn't tell her and Jason that they found out together, but she didn't say how they found out. OK. Anyways, on the new episode of Call Her Daddy, Alex was asking how her and Jason learned that Taylor had come to the picture.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
She said, I'm assuming your family was like getting told this in some capacity, Alex said, to which Kylie responded, we were not. I will say we knew before everyone else, but it was not like it did not hit the group chat. They said that they found out together, but we knew before they hard launched at a game together.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Right, so they didn't find out with everyone, but they didn't find out from Travis. How do you else find, I guess they have like mutual friends and stuff.
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Or maybe the parents, like maybe Donna knew and she slipped it.
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I agree, and I don't think that that's necessary. It seems like, I also feel like in this interview, Kylie answered every question. She didn't give a ton of extra information. She wasn't like glowing about Taylor, but it was reminding me of like Donna Kelsey on GMA. It's fine. You know?
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It's media trained and just like not wanting to talk about Taylor if she doesn't want to be spoken about. So like she's answering questions like from her perspective but not like going in on all these details. She shared that they bonded over vacationing like down the shore in the same towns when they were
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
People in like Pennsylvania, yeah, they go- Yes, I know, I know. Down the shore.
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Yeah, they were in Seaside. They were just at their local beach.
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And then Alex had also asked Kylie if she tried Taylor's food, like homemade cooking before, because they said that they've been on a double date, not to a restaurant, but to a house. She was like, yeah, but I haven't eaten her food because I was eight weeks pregnant and everything just like made me sick.
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Yeah, so like there wasn't that much there there, but now we have a little bit more information.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, I think it was just like a piece of the interview. I think it's what Kylie expects going into any interview. And I don't know. And if you don't ask any questions, that's also weird.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
You have to for the audience, but also it's a part of Kylie's life. Like it's a very big, like interesting part of her life now.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I'll go do a powder outage at Olivia's house.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Well, it's not like natural to fizzle when you work together. Well, you legally can't. Yeah, it's not like they were besties and now they've gone in different directions or someone got a boyfriend or whatever. They were seeing a lot together and doing a lot together because they're working together.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
They're still technically working together. So that's what makes it unlike an other fizzle.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Right. And they're in the same town. It's not like much of a lift. There's definitely beef. And we were talking about this with like the Spencer Pratt of it all. And the more that I think about that situation, like in the same day that he's dragging Cooper. Her boss. Licks versus Lexx. Licks. It's Licks versus Lex. It's Licks versus Lex.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Licks is on IG live with him dancing to his wife's song while he's dragging the boss out by her hair. Like there is something. And then Nola just completely confirms that. Like there's no, the question now is like what happened, not did something happen.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It's not even the right word. It's just like. Personal. It's very personal in a way that only people who don't know you are allowed to know these things.
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Yes, but him managing them is kind of new. He wasn't managing since the beginning, right?
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Yeah. But there's definitely something going on, but she's still at the network.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It's internet and podcast drama, very much so. TikTok and pod. The convergence of our two favorite things. Yeah. We'll see what happens. Right now, there's nothing to know because it's just the dearth. That's there. You know, it's just the absence of something.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah. It's not the presence of anything yet.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah. Well, also just a little more Kelsey family news is that Jason and Taylor's. Nope. Jason and Travis's. Jason and Taylor. Yeah. Ship. Jason and Travis's new episode of New Heights came out. And I just want to give Travi a lot of credit for showing up on the podcast with this tail between his legs like he has had a.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Classic. Coincidence is God's way of letting us know he exists.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
rough emotional few days and to go and talk about your big man feelings like about the game is very big of him and I feel like he could have they could have pushed a week yeah and he didn't mad respect and I wanted to give credit to Jason because that's also like a hard job for you to do where like
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Don't worry. I won't watch. Like I saw it.
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Yeah, yeah. So Travis and Jason- released a new episode of new heights. Travis was talking about, you know, the motionality of the game, how they just like, couldn't get any momentum going. He had made a couple of bad decisions that he regrets. And he's obviously just feeling in his feelings about the game.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
They also, um, said that they've, before they started new heights, they went months without talking to each other sometimes and how the podcast has really kept them close. Um,
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
okay well that's just not true like you all were bad just like we sound as a team collectively being a team like you want to it's part of being a leader and you yeah you want to protect your teammates you just beat yourself up for the things that you could have done that you didn't do and I think it's going to be a little bit of time before he's moved on
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I don't think he's going to retire, but I do think now this is the march to retirement. But like, I don't think you start dating Taylor two years in and now you're like unemployed and you used to be busy every day and now you're sitting on the couch recording your podcast. It's giving Joe Alwyn, like it's giving Joe Alwyn get a job. I think for his relationship, like he wants to still be that guy.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I agree. I saw the clips and I was like, wow, this looks amazing. I wish I could watch it, but I can't. This episode is not available to me.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I don't think he wants to go out this way. I think he wants to prove them all wrong at least one more time. And I think he's going to keep going. He's just going to work harder and then he'll retire in like two years or whatever. I don't think it's this time, but I definitely, for the first time, in a serious way, he's, it's like in the air.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Oh, I thought you were about to say Travis. I was like, oh, my God. No, that makes sense. That tracks for Patrick. No, Jackie, Travis was born in 1989.
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I also feel like even though Travis isn't as good as he once was, he's probably still better than a lot of tight ends.
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Until he's the worst tight end on the field, like – Don't give up.
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I don't think he will retire right now. And I know that I'm speaking with a lot of confidence about this. But why can't I? Like all the other analysts do it. What do they know?
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Call me Colin Cowherd, my mortal fucking enemy. It's crazy. My husband can't go one day without listening to Colin Cowherd. It must be how toaster husbands feel about us when they hear our voices coming down the pipe with these people with these bad takes and annoying voices. That's how I feel about Colin Cowherd. Worst fucking takes.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I know the feeling. I just want to say. And it's tough.
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But what about creators that are always piping through his phone?
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That's so funny. He also loves golf. Does he follow any golf commentators?
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Yeah, but these people will comment on anything when it comes to sports. Like it's so, so crazy.
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Cool. Mandy Moore is slamming Amazon for allegedly delivering a package to her in-laws home that was destroyed in the LA wildfires. So Mandy Moore posted a photo to her story of like a totally burnt down home. And in front of it is an Amazon package. And she wrote, do better Amazon. Can we not have better discretion than to leave a package at a residence that no longer exists?
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This is my mother and father-in-law's home. SMH shaking my head.
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Just such a busy morning. I have such a busy day today and I'm still recovering. I was telling you, like, this is taking a while for me to recover from this sickness. I'm now hearing that what I've had was COVID because I was having dinner at Trout's last night, as one does.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
amazon's like in that moment the driver had a package to deliver to an address and he was probably just as confused as we are all watching this picture but like that might be someone might not have an address where they could ship things but they have right this address and so you would go and pick it up i don't like this is obviously like a weird visual you know and it's not how it is but i have some more logistical questions something's so terribly wrong
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
GPS. Like, your destination's on your left. And just plop.
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I don't think so either. And I, I don't know what the, the solve would have been here. Like, so they just should have lost the package because really like, if you're not delivering any take it back to where has you like, it's gone. Yeah.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It's kind of like Amazon can deliver anywhere, anytime.
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I never heard that. You've never heard that? Coincidence is just a wink from God.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, we all had dinner last night. Margo is staying at my house. She's only here for a night because like you guys, we're all going to be together this weekend. And we were having dinner at Olivia's and I was saying how it's like kind of taking me a long time to like recover from this. Like I just feel like so like knocked.
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It's kind of a good advertisement for Amazon.
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You think people, the Moors get their towels on Amazon?
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Does Goldsmith get his towels on Amazon?
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Me neither. I get like everything on Amazon. I wouldn't get towels on Amazon.
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That just cracks me up. Me too. We're hilarious. We are hilarious.
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Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. It's for you and you alone. Tarek El Moussa admits that he accidentally... that he accidentally called his wife Heather by his ex Christina's name. He said, I'm lucky to be alive.
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Tarik El Moussa makes mistakes like the rest of us, shockingly. And one was almost deadly. So in behind the scenes clip of an upcoming episode of The Flip Off posted on TikTok. I love that The Flip Off is making so much news.
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It's literally the most newsworthy thing that's ever happened. Amazing thing, yeah. He revealed that he accidentally once called his current wife Heather by his ex-wife Christina's name. He made the admission after one of his contractors, Brian, called Heather by Christina's name. Tarik joked, what did you call her? One more time, say it for us. And Heather was like, Christina.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
down like not no longer actively sick but like weird yeah foggy everything I'm like it's kind of like when people like would have COVID and you just like still had like the symptoms and she was like oh well it's COVID that's going around I was like but you said Kayla had the flu and then like Kayla got Harry and Charlie's like and that's how it all went she was like no I think it was COVID and I'm like oh so I had COVID
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And Tarek goes, oh shit, I did that one time. I'm lucky to be alive.
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You are. I think that's why you get along so well.
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Yeah, perhaps. I think, I mean, Tarek's only had two wives, so it's not like... he'll get out of the habit of Christina. But I feel like for someone who goes through a lot of partners, it's better to just call them all a pet name, like babe or something. That way you never have to really switch it out. Christina needs to do that. Yeah, Christina. I'm sure she has a pet name for her boyfriends.
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That way she doesn't have to constantly remember their name.
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Also, babies love bees. So Bruno is actually a great dog name. Like if you have little ones and you want to get a dog. Like it's so easy for them to say. It's really fun.
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You do, but also secretly you want me to take Romeo.
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It's going on eight days. It's long COVID.
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Why, because he's in the home or because he's abused by his brothers?
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Oh, I don't know. I put a heated blanket down on my bed this week because I was sick. He's a grandma. That's the thing. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's a grandma. How old is he? Four. Four? And a half.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And a half. But Bruno loves cozy. Ever since I've met him, even when I was pregnant with Harry, so Bruno wasn't even a year and I got a heated blanket, the way the boy's eyes lit up. Bruno loves cozy.
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Well, he goes on an hour walk every day. Bruno's living the life of Riley.
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Bruno is... Ben is so crazy about the dogs. Like, I'm not taking... Yes. No offense. Like, I'm not taking advice from him. I don't want to be like that.
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When you guys are here, like the concern for Romeo when he's like completely fine.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I completely agree. I didn't know that I... had like long COVID, let alone COVID. And when I was labeling my sickness last week, it's important to label sometimes. It is, it feels good to have a name. But I mislabeled it. I was saying flu, flu. Meanwhile, I should have said COVID.
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Our next story, a little Skims news, because Kim Kardashian flaunts her comedy skills as the fairy butt mother in a new Skims ad.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, but I'm going to fight it. You know, I'm going to get out there. I'm going to push through. I'm going to try and work my brain past the brain fog. I feel like doing the toast, like when it comes to like pregnancy brain, even postpartum brain, brain fog from sickness. I actually love doing the show because it forces me to exercise my brain and move past the fogginess.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
i'm sure it's good you know by the way it wasn't bad like i'm not i'm not ashamed of what i put out there it's like people know too much about me now yeah people just know too much about you but that's always been the case so just like try and forget about it yeah um kim showcased her comedy skills in a new advertisement for skims because they are like releasing shapewear that's like butt enhancers enhancing and like
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like, bigger butt, bigger boobs. Which is so her. So she's the fairy butt mother in this new ad, which was actually really cute.
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And that was like before, yeah, so there was no butt implant in there but like there, I think, you know, what they've done. Allegedly, it's like BBL, which is just like injecting with fat, which wouldn't come up on an x-ray. It's not in, you know, a foreign object.
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No, it's so weird how like for a while everyone was talking about it and then we don't talk about it and she doesn't talk about it. And like I feel like she would never answer a question about it. still probably to this day, but this ad is kind of bringing the questions up again.
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Where it's like, we have all just sort of accepted. We'll never get the truth or the answers that we want. Also in all the time that she's like lost all this weight, even on the show, like she'll complain about her butt without saying any more. Yeah.
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It is like my brain would be mush after like pregnancy and everything. If I weren't required, I wasn't required to, you know, use my words. I think reading has helped you get your brain back. Yeah. No, honest. Everything that they say helps the toast.
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And Kylie, Not Kourtney, least interesting to look at, famously. Kendall.
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Yeah. So things have been quiet since then because we also like don't talk about sex. Women's bodies. But now she's helping women get a little junk in the trunk artificially, which is a really good product, but it definitely brings up the question again.
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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I think anything that makes you feel more comfortable in your body, especially if it's something that you don't have to get surgery or do something permanent or do something dangerous or go somewhere to get a surgery because you can't get one. I think it's great.
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If she comes out with like, it's not like something I've ever thought about, but like maybe I'm, maybe I should be thinking about it.
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Yeah, so get your butt pants. What are they calling them? It was the fairy butt mother. She's the fairy butt mother, but what's the product called? The Ultimate Butt Collection. Cute. Yeah, cute. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes. Kylie Jenner is out supporting Timothee Chalamet at the Santa Barbara, the Santa Babra International Film Festival.
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I actively have to use my brain every day and it's good. So I'm fighting past long COVID. It will not get me down long COVID strong.
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The S-B-I-F-F, the Spiff. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you didn't say that it was the Spiff. It's not the Tiff, it's the Spiff.
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He took the stage to collect the Arlington Artist of the Year Award, the prestigious Arlington.
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So of course she had to go for the Arlington at the Spiff.
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And you could tell she was loving every minute of being his girl, rubbing his back, sending him up there, clapping. She's just Mrs. Chalamet.
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No, because they come from different worlds, but then visually, like if you look at a... By the way, have they ever even done a red carpet together? No.
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That's so crazy. No, they're both like...
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah. I don't know. I feel like obviously it works.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Oh, I get it now. And she looks so happy.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Or one of my favorite quotes about God, man plans, God laughs.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Just between you and I. Not even, we're on the same side. But like, seriously, he's like world's sexiest man for some people.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
But he's not short, Claudia. He's just skinny. Okay, I'm going to get his height. I just want to come to the Chalamet family.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
No, I have no issue with Timothy. And he makes my girl happy. No, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good. So I'm rooting for them. I'm rooting for happiness for Kylie and a baby between the two of them.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I don't think they'll get married. She's not really the marriage type, but she wants a really big family. And so if that's her partner, like that's who she's going to have a baby with. Great. So. Get on it. I'm ready. Little Wolf Chalamet. That's beautiful.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Rocky is not Jewish. They are both very Christian.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
You could, but you missed the treat of Kathy's house. It was a treat.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Glucose test. I was gonna get there. That was seriously my next guess.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah. That's a fair assessment. It's nice that you watched it so closely to really get that.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah. To me, it was just crazy that she like, can't really talk. This is always so weird when people do this, when it's like someone who they have a really hard time connecting with emotionally, they need to have a hard conversation 20 years in the making. And like, we're going to do it with cameras in front of us. Like that is like, that is so weird to me.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And I actually felt like she tried to, you know, put her like have this conversation with her mom, like show how she's so evolved and that her mom is like, you know, so hard and backwards. And I felt like her mom's responses to everything she said was like, you know, tough, but fair.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Right. But like not completely unreasonable, definitely, you know, stoic, hard, hard, but like it wasn't totally what evil, like it had expected either.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah. For two episodes. And who knows if it will end after next episode.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And the way they treat him is also wrong. Like he's not great, but like he deserves to be spoken to like a human being, like a human being. So crazy. Yeah. The whole thing was so weird. It was weird. And it's also like her and her mom aren't close yet. Like Sutton has a house in her hometown and her mom lives there. Like that's pretty close.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And she wants praise for the store. And she wants her mom to be proud of everything she's done in the store.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And the Sutton Green line, which was really reminding me of like, what was it? Fallon Unlimited when she starts that, what's the green initiative she does? Oh, she uses her mom's maiden name. What is it with the? Hold on.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
No, it's the first season. She starts like her green initiative, Fallon.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Green. And then eventually, I don't want to spoil it.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, and especially to do it on TV is really odd to me.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah, that was, yeah. I mean, clearly she admits that she's something she struggles with.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Do we even dare? It's like tearing us apart.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
You know what you need actually and something that really helped Dana in her GD journey, which you're obviously not on yet, but if you, you know. If that's what my future holds. But would have also helped you in the lead up to the test is sourdough because it's sugarless bread. Like when I saw Dana.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And did you see yesterday? I was right. You and like your sideways heart. I know. Okay. So I'm trying to do like a better heart hand, but I am in the right spot every time.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
When I saw Dana and she had GD and I gave her like a loaf of sourdough and we had sourdough sandwiches and whatever. And she then did her glucose moniker after. Zero degree. Spike. Like we had like pargy sandwiches and.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, we'll see. Anyways, good luck drinking it. Good luck not eating.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I mean, it's yucky in the way that like drinkable medicine is like a little yucky. But somebody said it tastes like orange soda. Like I heard it's good. Really, really sweet orange soda. Like, OK, it's a little yucky, but then you drink it. It's not horrible. It's just like not my favorite tasty beverage.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, but it's a small it's one of the shirt bottles shirt. Oh, very shirt.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
People want to have their moment, Claudia.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, and then it's a blood test. Not fun.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Let me tell you, I've had a morning Claudia, I've had a morning as well, but you go first.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, we just get to like walk into an office, throw our handbags down.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah, we will discuss. Summer House premieres tonight.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I'm pretty sure that's what I saw on the gram.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It is hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. I couldn't forget because Broody decided to join us in studio today for hump day, and I don't think it's a coincidence.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
So. That's exciting. Yeah. We'll watch that. I have such a busy night. I'm like, I'm going to an event. I'm speaking a little bit. I'll tell you guys more about it tomorrow because I don't want to jinx it. Wait, what? You don't know about this? I have like an event and I'm like. That you're speaking at? Yeah. In a way. Yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
what is it it's a women's event it's um young professionals no uh it's like it's about someone else and i'm just like i'm moderating something what i didn't tell you about this oh my god you have like ever since you moved you're so distant like i don't know anything about you also um we're supposed to podcast tonight yeah are we not doing no we are after what time we'll have to confer but now also with summer house like we kind of have to watch summer house
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I saw. I'm not watching. Don't worry. I won't watch.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
No. Literally no. No. We will schedule. Okay.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
But after this, I'm also podcasting with Satchel for the Patreon. Yes.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I love podcasting with my little sister because she has to talk to me and she has to answer your questions about what's going on in her life.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
It's not that I want to know those things because I really would rather not know.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I know. And you know how nervous I get. Can you text me what it is? I'll try and give you info.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yes. I just don't want to jinx it. I feel like talking about it.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
a wee bit yeah wow okay pop off I can't wait to hear all about it tomorrow you guys and just know this isn't like secret project she's just nervous it's like not a big deal yeah no I'm just nervous and I feel like if I talk about it and I brag about it before it happens then like of course I'm gonna be like standing there like hey guys how y'all doing look at me
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
When I saw your Instagram story last night about how you tried on lots of dresses and they were bad and you didn't send me any pictures. Like I figured it was bad.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I just want to say like that part, I don't agree with that. Like you can't have an expensive or nice dress because you're at a certain size and you would have spent this much on the same wedding at a different size.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
okay but like you shouldn't spend less because you don't like how you look versus how much you would spend if you liked how you looked because one you're fucking pregnant and no it's just it's more so about like spending a lot of money on a dress that I could wear a couple of times is great but I don't know when I would be able to wear this dress again when would I ever be invited to a wedding ever again at this exact size but even at a different size if you wore the dress to a wedding like you're not going to wear it again that soon like you just wore it like
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
you're not gonna wear it to the next wedding. Like it's a wedding dress. So it's a special occasion dress. You're allowed to have like one expensive special occasion dress that makes you feel good when you're pregnant. Like, I don't know where you made this law up.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
You just said it wasn't bad. That's how, did you love it? Like, was it great?
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
If it was greatness, yeah. Like you deserve to like feel great.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I feel like people do that all the time. Meanwhile, I should be working at a department store in sales because I can make, like literally nobody can push you to spend money. Push anyone to spend money on clothes like me.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
And you could tell it's top quality fabric. Now text me the price. It was top quality fabric. Text me the price.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I think you deserve it. You look like a queen that you are.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
That I understand, and that could be true at any size. But don't punish yourself with an uglier, lesser dress.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
I have, you know, those like Norma Kamali long, like the ruched dress with Diana. I have like a long sleeve one in green, if that's of interest to you, that I wore when I was pregnant.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Yeah. But that's the only like pregnancy fancy dress I have, I think. Are you interested? I'm going to a party without a dress. Okay. Well, treat yourself is what I'll say.
The Toast
Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Okay. I look forward to seeing what you wear.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, so that starts this weekend. The Satyrs are Saturday and Sunday night, which means no days off from work.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, but I ordered some. Did you see the matzah that I ordered?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I ordered like pargy candy matzah on Gold Belly from like Big Fat Cookie. And it's making me excited for Passover because I'm not eating it until Passover. So now I'm like, is it Passover yet?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah. Also, what's going to be hard for me is no pargy loaves.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
As much as I love eating sourdough, I love making it too. It's part of my routine and just having a stock bread box. No, no, no. Feeding my starter. I got to put that starter away.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, this is my first Pesach as a trad wife. So it's going to be hard.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I started making sourdough in about successfully in May of last year. So yeah.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, it's only been a year. I'm coming up on one year. That's really crazy. Yeah. Happy anniversary to me.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Oh my God. So it's our seventh year. Wait, Claudia, that's insane that we have not- Is it our seventh year? Yeah, because last year was our big six and we made it such a big deal. So it's our seventh year, our eighth season. But like our eighth year, if you include the breath. Yeah. And do we include the breath? We don't include the breath. And I'm glad that we don't because, like, it's not ours.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I mean, it's ours, but, like, toast is coombs afresh.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Oh, my God. How are you feeling today? Seven years of toast in the eighth season, in the ninth season.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
But we made such a big deal about it last year. And I think maybe because we did that, like, I'm good for a few years. I'm making things a big deal.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
We had like reels and TikToks and so many like.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Nostalgia themed episodes. And now it's just going by with a.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
with a when do you think we'll celebrate next like big party 10 of course we have to celebrate 10 also you know what they say that like you change as a person every seven years now i don't know if that means you change at like one eight six right but um that means in the time that we've done this show even if we were in the middle of our change four years like we have changed at least once in the time that we've done this show
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And I feel like that feels right. Do you?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah. I would say like in the last two, three years since becoming a mom, but also not immediately, but maybe in like the year after, that's when I change for the better. That's beautiful. I can't stop listening to Rascal Flatts. Why would you stop? And I don't need to.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Oh, keep us posted. I feel like you would know if he flipped. Sound off in the comments, even though we'll know later.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, it's so true. So, yeah, we're changed women. And if you're still here with us from the other people that we were, we love you.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
That's impossible to answer. You know that, right?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Oh my gosh, it's so funny that those are top two.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. It's been an amazing seven years.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Which I think you are forced to do it with someone because... You guys know solo podcasting is not my strength. And it's tough for really anyone. And the daily solo podcast, I don't think it's ever been done.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
But are you still feeling kicks in your cooter? Yeah, but I'm also feeling kicks everywhere. Well, they could be punches.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Even Joe Rogan has guests every day. Howard Stern has Robin. And guests. Yeah. So if you have to have someone, which you do...
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And I'm so glad it's you, Turtle Lou.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Wow, that was nothing. But okay, without further ado-da-do-da-do about Toastie Lou-da-do-da-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
By the way, her baby's name is not Rocky. I could see people being like, Jackie spilled the beans.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, but I was just saying, Rocky, what's his name?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Okay, it's Balboa. I don't know why I got nervous that it wasn't. Right? Sylvester Stallone. It was a sly. It was a sly reference of sly. Yeah, I got it. Thank you. No, the baby is Bowie.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Who do you think of? Cinderella Man? Probably Manny Pacquiao. That's a good one. That's because I'm not like other girls. Conor McGregor. Or Jake Paul. Is he a boxer?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And he didn't turn for him knowing that he knew him.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And I guess the guy was doing that. OK, but he could just like stop doing that.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, who sound like him. But also if you're going to be historically accurate and be like copy and pasted, of the singer from the Times. It's unoriginal. You're just an impersonator then. Go to Vegas. No, there are a lot of people out there who are really talented and like singing like Celine Dion or singing like, you know, when they can change their voices.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
But none of those people are famous singers because we already have Celine Dion.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Well, our first story is some new TV news because Bravo has announced their new show called Next Gen NYC. It will be starring Gia Giudice, Riley Burris, Brooks Marks, and more Gen Zs in... NYC Chaos. Also, Ariana Bierman will be on the show. Yes. I actually saw a cast photo and I looked at everyone and I said, oh, like Gia's random friends. How sweet.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I did not notice that any one of them was also a Bravo Nepo baby.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, I know. And I was like, there have been where it's like a bunch of the Bravo kids are in the city. And I looked at the photo and I said, oh, my God, who else is it? I was like, oh, no, they just went with her random friends.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Do you use your bare hands? Are you bare handed?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, there have been rumors, not rumors, but just the idea floating around that like Gia could be on Summer House, which obviously she's not. Oh. But like, I don't, I couldn't see it.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I know. No, no, but I'm just saying like even like her, I just, maybe because we've only seen her as Teresa's daughter and we're going to see her step out into her own. I just like couldn't see her like clapping back at Lindsay Hubbard.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
that's the other thing I think a lot of these people don't actually live in New York as far as I know Ariana Bierman's back in Atlanta so it's like it's fake too okay I don't mind a little fake that like okay I can see marks I do believe lives in New York uh Riley Burris she is determined to make it on her own in the Big Apple as an NYU graduate so she's a a New Yorker now um I heard the craziest thing about Kandi Burris
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
He does commentary for MMA and that's bare handed.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
She is. Also, Riley Burris and Ariana Bierman are childhood friends from Atlanta and from both their moms being on the show. So that's a good. That's cute. That's some good history. Then we have Ava Dash, who is the daughter of music mogul Damon Dash and fashion icon Rachel Roy. Now, that's actually a good casting. That is a good casting.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I think it's about making it in New York, whether you're a...
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
already like you come from a successful family or whatever it is just like the the grind which i think it's a good premise if you have and all these people even we know who their parents are but like who are they they have to be interesting yeah and they have to bring it then we have amira de spain she that's who i know she's a tiktoker okay she is paper magazine's beauty director now she is yeah
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, where they like tuck into each other and hug the whole time.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Okay. Well, she also has a corporate job, so that's cool. Wow. Then we have Shai Fruchter. A Jew? He's a Jew. He grew up between Israel and China before finally planting roots in New Jersey for high school. What? Yeah. Joining the circle of bold, connected, and ambitious friends might be more than he bargained for. Hi. Gia, who of course we know. Of course.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yep, she's a young adult who has put law school on pause and is ready to explore all that New York City has to offer. Well, I don't think she'll be going to law school after this.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Right, so she's a podcaster. Then we have Brooks Marks, who is a fashion entrepreneur with dreams of making it big. Hudson McElroy, I think that's Ariana's boyfriend.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah. And then Charlie Zocor, who has been ruling the New York City club scene since he was 14.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And now has transitioned into dominating the crypto and private investment world.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So the show comes out in June and... I think it's got a shot.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
But also, lest we not forget The City. That was a good show.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, it wasn't. But it was New York City hustler. Yeah, no, it can be done. Making it. If I can make it there, I'll make it. anywhere it's up to me.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
What was that, E? It must have been a rich kid spinoff.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And Bling Empire, NYC. Only I watched that.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Well, Joe Rogan does commentary for UFC. But they're not doing martial arts up there. They're not a bunch of artists.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, and it's not germane to my life to know this.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, I actually just went to write. I was thinking there's something I wanted to add to my content plate that I know I'm going to watch, and I couldn't remember, but I realize now it's Paul American, but I don't have my pen.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Thank you. Yeah, but he learned that there's a real medical term for it and began making lifestyle changes and taking medicine to fight his GERD. He said he felt relief immediately. God bless. I feel great. I'm in a much healthier kind of space with my daily lifestyle and meal decision making and all that good stuff. I'm in a good place.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So I'm happy for him because that is really painful and uncomfortable. And I imagine that's a hard thing to go to the doctor and be like, is this more than the average? Right. Everyone has acid reflux, but like this feels like more than normal.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, it is the next phase of heartburn. It stems from heartburn, but it's crazy.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I mean, that's a classic case. And you can forget about my birthday if at the end of the day, I'm going to have a crocodile Birkin. I just want to let you know that's OK.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
You love acronyms, you and your husband.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Are you going to go to the spot? No.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
The spot next to the doctor's office.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Oh, that's funny. I'll have to watch it to judge it on my own. But I stand by what I said. Like you can forget my gift if by the end of the day I have a crocodile Birkin. Like we're squared away.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah. And the answer is yeah. Our next story, I feel compelled to share it because we've taken a break from talking about it ends with us drama, right?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, there hasn't been a lot, but constant back and forth and suits and I'm not reading all that shit. Yeah, paperwork, filings. Like TLDR. Right. But something in Blake's original complaint that really stuck with us was the birthing scene, right? I know for me that was like a big thing and for you too. Yes.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And then he cast like his friend to be the OBGYN. So the friend OBGYN is speaking out. Oh, wow. And he is revealing on set details that may tear apart her nearly nude birth scene claim.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Of course, he's his friend. He's his friend.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
He's his friend. But his name is Adam Monshine, and he appeared alongside Blake in It Ends With Us, and he's saying the movie star mischaracterized their scene together in her sexual harassment lawsuit against Justin Baldoni. He said, Okay.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
that she was very disturbed by many of Baldoni's actions on set, including new scenes he chose to have in the film, such as a violated birthing scene for which he cast his friend as her OBGYN. She said he introduced his best friend to play the role of OBGYN when ordinarily a small role of this nature would be filled by a local actor. Mm-hmm.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
She felt that the selection of his friend for this intimate role in which the actor's face and hands were in close proximity to her nearly nude genitalia for a birth scene was invasive. Birth scene was invasive and humiliating. That's the complaint. So Man Shine, who is the OBGYN in the movie, maintains that everything that occurred when they filmed was above board.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
In response to her claim that she was, quote, nearly nude, he alleges her costume included a full hospital gown, black shorts and and torso covering prosthetic to make her appear pregnant in addition to whatever personal garments she chose. He further claims that she never complained or expressed discomfort at any point because nothing unusual or improper occurred. It was entirely professional.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
He also says that he takes offense to her implication that he was not qualified for the role. That's not what she said. Well, that it was a friend instead of a local actor.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Miss Lively's insinuations regarding my qualifications are offensive as my bona fides are easily searchable online. Lastly I was in fact a local hire. My wife and I are from New York and spend significant time there. As such I like any actor accepting that contract was required to cover my own travel and living expenses in connection with the job. That's why they would hire a local actor.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So he was a local actor and also a friend.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
in her suit she said is a chaotic crowd and utterly lacking in industry standard protections for filming nude scenes however he disputes that and said if i'm called to testify in the case i will answer truthfully and more freely whatever is asked of me with all the legal protection that affords in particular by noting that miss lively was not nearly nude in the scene we shot together i just want to say um
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
He didn't say anything. So that means nothing was wrong. That's not true. She could have been uncomfortable and not said anything. Of course. That's like what you think you're supposed to do. but black shorts, a hospital gown, a torso covering. Okay.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Why, thank you, Codgers, Wojers, Caroline Wojniacki. Follet.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So did she not know until the episode airs that he actually had it?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
But she was also saying like a nearly like a topless scene almost. Um, Which is not topless. And I'm imagining the shorts to be like little biker shorts. That's how I see it. Me too. But if they're flowy or biker, it's important. Just want to say.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yes, but everything he's saying, I could see how that would be industry standard stuff.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
The director's friend? Yes, to Justin, he's a local actor. To Blake, he's Justin's friend because he is both things. He is truly both things.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
This does take a little bit of sting out of the story, though.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, I like that you're standing your ground, whether it's you're on the right ground or not.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, but I guess there's a difference between being like a freaky, annoying guy and like sexual harassment.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, I admire that you're standing your ground because I don't feel good about being so unscrupled on this, you know?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
All is well that ends well. It's true. Dorit had to jump off a boat. But all is well that ends with a Birkin. A crocodile one, nonetheless. Right, right. And I'm thinking, how did he get a Birkin in a day? Does he have that much pull at Hermes? But no, he went to a vintage shop, so he overpaid.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, I would say that one line is extremely subjective where he was like, this was, nobody was uncomfortable. It was perfectly standard. That's subjective and that's his experience. I'm happy for him that he had a good time. But the description of the clothes when we're told that she's like there to be nearly nude, that's factual.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah. So I would say the sting's been taking out a bit. And maybe for you, you'll have to wait and see the trial. Because it is hard when like some, because maybe she has a perfectly, well, I was wearing shorts and then you made me take them off. Like maybe she has something to say back to this. And that's what we'll see in a trial. But the way things come out like this very piecemeal.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Mm-hmm. Which is some sad news. So maybe I should have reordered things to not end on a sad note. Okay. But something really surprising news that I saw yesterday. a few days ago is the queen of Versailles has announced that her husband has passed away, David Siegel.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And then also to add just more tragedy, her sister died three days later from a drug overdose, which is just, and she shared that the, the Jackie Siegel, uh,
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Well she had a reality show and if you haven't seen Queen of Versailles you absolutely have to see it and so I saw her announcement that David passed away so I went to her Instagram and I forgot they're making a Broadway show of Queen of Versailles starring Kristen Chenoweth and it's coming to Broadway in the fall.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So the documentary was set to follow the Siegel family, Jackie and David Siegel, like super wealthy family that lived in Florida. They were on track to build the largest residential home in America that was modeled after Versailles. So they called her the Queen of Versailles and they were
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
filming the building process they have a huge family so many kids the way that they live is actually not what you would expect I think that's why they endeared so many people they're not just like rich people that you know they're oddly relatable very relatable they're also like hoarders um yeah it was just not what you would think it was giving like TLC um and also like a loving family and they're filming them as they're building the house in 2008 and his business is timeshares and
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Sick, so he overpaid. Oh, like that place that has all the Birkins that we always walk past.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And all of a sudden his company like goes bankrupt. Stock market, housing market. They can't complete building the house and the house just like sits there. And that's kind of how it ends. In the years since, I think he recovered his business and became wealthy again. And I think they might, I don't know if they live in the house now.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah. So she shared on her Instagram a few days ago. I want to personally reach out and let you know that my husband, David Allen Siegel, passed away this morning. I was lucky enough to share 25 wonderful years with David and together we raised eight incredible children. His life and legacy live on through them. Also, one of their children passed away in the years since the documentary, Victoria.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, so there's been a lot of like tragedy too. And then she said three days later, she just announced that her sister died from an accidental overdose.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Like she was younger than him. I think she was like a former beauty queen. He's an older man. And you just like.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Maybe 60s. And so you would think like they're a certain kind of couple.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Like for them. But they weren't like that. They weren't like that. They were very much in love and they had like a very sweet relationship and they were married 25 years. So like that's. A big family. Why I think the documentary did so well because it was just.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Like, oh, like what goes around comes around.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
It was so unexpected but they were also very relatable. And now this which is very sad.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
She is. You have to go see the show when it comes on Broadway in the fall. It's going to be amazing.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Everyone's attached. Did you see that David Foster has a new show on Broadway? He did the music for a show called Boop about Betty Boop. That sounds like April Fools, but it's not.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
JLo went to the premiere. Uma Thurman.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Everyone was there. Broadway definitely is having a moment. I used to hate Broadway shows. Like, I just never wanted to ever go to one. But now I want to go see some shows. Not even because they're having a moment. I just feel like I've changed because it's been seven years. And now I like shows.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I think we should go see a great one. You know who else was at the premiere? Your favorite. One of your favorite actors. I could give you one million guesses and you would never guess.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I know. Today you're Caroline Wojniacki, and I'm still Follet. You know what I mean?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So classic. So maybe you should, well, you'll see Queen of Versailles. You will? Yeah, that I would see. Yeah, to report back. You saw Funny Girl recently. You liked that? I did.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
The last one I saw was Gazillion Bubbles.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Happy for them. Because they suffered during COVID. COVID hit hard. That was bad for Broadway.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Time for my BFL. Once you said BFL, like, oh my God, my stomach. The show ended.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
That's a show killer. A thousand percent.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, and because there's a part three, like, we won't miss, you know, recapping the whole season. I feel like my reason for not watching, like, is as beautiful as a reason could be. Which is that Harry was in my bed all night because he didn't want to go to his. And so I couldn't turn my TV on. I'm so jealous.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Oopsie. And I knew you would understand.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
OK, I know I would enjoy it. It just I'll have to catch up. And then tonight we shall watch Summer House.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
The more your name changes, the more mine stays the same.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
So that will be good. The recaps will be back tomorrow.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And is Southern Charm over? It's done. I never gave you guys a final recap. So we get our Fridays back. But I did catch up by Jack's self.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Well, The Valley starts to premiere soon. I don't know what night that will be on. I think there's actually stuff coming up. So we're in our TV recap season for sure.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
It's a gorge. It's just like salmon for you.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, the idea of going to a restaurant and not like gorging and really eating, like I'm there to eat now. So if it's not about that, if you're not about that, like I'd rather stay home.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Welcome back to The Toast and happy hump day! Speaking of humping...
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I need a friend named Jackie and to see what I could do for her.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Oh, so he had an only child night.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
No, I feel like he wanted to be alone with his parents and be like babied for the night.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I could never even imagine the places.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I know, but sometimes I feel that way tapping through your guys's where like Ben's making something parched and we're having frozen chicken nuggets.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
It's true. But I did have a lovely naysay shout out Ina last night.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
That's so funny. I watched Ina in my first pregnancy as well.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
interesting last night i actually i never like try what i've made before i put it out to see if it needs anything because i followed the recipe so like there you go why would it need something but i had a feeling she her recipe called for a lot of wine like she's really crazy so i was like did all this shit cook down like right and if you're serving your kids you got to make sure there's not like a alcohol content right um or it would just taste bad so i
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Kojourner's truth. Someone left the funniest comment on our Instagram yesterday saying, we'll know that Claudia lost her mucus plug when the title of the episode is Kojourner's truth. And until that day... It will be a quiet, boring day around here. Correct. How's your MP doing?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
yeah you by the you've everyone knows like I mean it's just a rite of passage where like you make a dish with alcohol and it doesn't properly cook off like I've literally gotten drunk off of penne alla vodka that I made once that hasn't happened to me once but like it's very acidic and I used half and half instead of heavy cream so I was like let me just try it and make sure it's like fine um and it wasn't and then I was googling like how to make it less acidic I don't have any more cream and Gemini I can't cook without Gemini is my sous chef
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
They were like- And what did they say? Either you could do a little baking soda, you could do a little sugar, or you could do some butter. So I did a sprinkle of sugar and some butter. Parch.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah. But I do think honey, I shrunk the kids like did great things for the stock of potassium.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
You can get it from a banana. Everybody knows that.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
And it's like, even though kids today don't watch that movie, they know from their parents. Yeah, right. It's generational.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
That's beautiful. I try. And speaking of Lador Vador, Passover's coming up. How are you feeling about the Chag?
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I know. Like there's no way. And I feel like Passover doesn't get what it deserves. Cause like we have Yom Kippur, which is really hard.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
You can eat as much as you want whenever you want. It's a gluten-free diet.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
Yeah, for real. And also in lieu of bread, like you can have matzah, which could be tasty.
The Toast
7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025
I think you should listen to your body. And I think that's what the rabbis would say. I think that's like how they talk. That is how they talk. Listen to your body, coaches.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So the funny thing is, is that like the really the only episode that focused on the really heinous like physical abuse, starving, tying up her kids, leaving them out in the sun in Utah in the middle of the desert for days on end. No food like that. That was in the third episode.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Well, because I think that like she just has a team of people. That's how I felt about when they made their own candles out of the beeswax, which is very like TikTok. Like I actually, I could, before watching the episode, I know how to make,
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like what bothered me, like the only real critique I have of the show, because yes, it's unstructured and it's like, who is this for? What are we learning? But at the end of the day, I think it's really meant to be like Par-G aesthetic. And if you don't look too much into it, like it's a beautiful woman in a beautiful home doing beautiful things.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But I remember when we announced the show and it was like every episode is a guest. You and I were like, oh, like I hate guests. And I do hate guests. And I have to say that guest that I saw, her makeup artist, Daniel, was a particularly low point. And it was the first episode. Like, I don't know if that was the best call.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But the first two episodes, they have the two older kids talking about life growing up on a family channel and how it made her really crazy. And she was like abusive light, you know, like yelling a lot and hitting the kids, but not even close to what she ended up doing to the younger kids once the older kids moved out of the house.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But I think that the guests are necessary because anytime Megan was on screen alone, she's not a host. She's an actress. She's used to having. lines written for her and that's her skill. So I felt like she was looking down at her hands a lot. She wasn't making eye contact a lot. Like she wasn't hosting super well. So having that person to bounce off of was great.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I just wish that they had had a little bit more like real conversations. It felt like every person from the clips I've seen in the Mindy episode and then the episode I saw with Daniel was like, told to come on and share nice things about Megan. Like, remember when we first worked together and you didn't have a publicist? Oh, you were so humble. And then you got me coffee from room service.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Like everyone's like say something that makes Megan look nice. Megan look Hamish. Megan look down to earth. Megan look like. And so it just wasn't giving real conversation.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like two ways because I feel like the show is getting like really unfairly criticized, even though I'm sitting here criticizing it like because that's what I do. I think people are making like a lot of like overarching like generalizations about the show when it's supposed to be just like not that serious.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh, that cake she made with Daniel was pargy.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So it made it seem like... But she couldn't have gotten to that place without... Without the family channel? Being a family channel. And also, like you just talked about... It was nice to hear from like grown up kids what it was like to grow up like with a camera in your face. And they had so much footage, Jackie. I guess the family turned over like all the hard drives.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, the thing is, if you're going to carry a show like about homemaking and family and it's just you, like you have to share.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, just Ladybug, Ladybird. Now, the reviews in terms of like... are split because either you like her or you don't like her. But the reviews in terms of like media, like writing like people who write like TV show and film critic reviews have been really scathing, which I found to be so shocking. You've definitely felt like this shift in how the media works writes about Meghan in the last year.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I feel like for a while it was like Meghan can do no wrong, queen, queen, queen. And now it's like she's being, I think, overly criticized.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, American culture and media was very protective of her.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, I know. Like the clip of her saying that her outfit was high-low because her pants were Zara, her sweater is Laura Piano. I found that, first of all, fascinating. I thought that was the most chic outfit and everybody being like, well, who cooks with a sweater on their neck? Someone who's on TV.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So she's like, this is all footage that was left on the cutting room floor. So she's like, thumbnail, smile. And she's like, if you don't smile. Like she's fucking crazy. I'm like, you see all that. That was most of the footage. Just her like... not getting what she needs from people and like threatening them.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So, like, it's just, I agree completely. So much of the criticism is so unwarranted and so random when there wasn't, like, there was a period where, like, she could do no wrong. So, like, I really am so curious, like, what caused that shift in how the media talks about her. Like, that variety of... review from like the critic was scathing. Like really, like the person who wrote it hates her.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Now I'm not someone like who thinks- And then that Vanity Fair, that piece that kind of went a little bit under the radar, but that big sort of expose about them- The divorce book. Right. Yeah. And the podcast for psychotic men.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, no, it is really weird. And so us to like- Oh, now finally I have her back when everybody hates her. It's Blake Lively. It's Blake Lively. No, really, because it does make you really, it makes somebody sympathetic when they're, there's no reason that this show is being as criticized as it is.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And she like accidentally bumped them at a party and didn't say sorry. And now he's like enacting his revenge.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, it does feel like there's a switch you flip.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
It happened after the book, after the documentary.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. But the book was, it was well received in the sense that like, at least he said stuff, you know, like it made news. Like I appreciated that even though he is my nemesis, like I seriously can't stand him. And I, when I'm talking about her, I'm never talking about him. Like I hate him. I don't even
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And the funny thing is, is that I guess like if you were following her family channel, eight passengers, that was the name because they had six kids. You kind of knew that she was an abuser, which is so crazy because one time she was just a family channel, family channel, all fun, fun, fun, fun, la la la. Until she shared and she thought it was fine because she's so crazy.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
think the book was so negatively but it was the first time people were legitimately criticizing them and then maybe it's like a slippery slope I don't know I do and now here we are saying her pasta stupid and that her charcuterie board is stolen from Pinterest yeah I do and but I don't mind if she got it from Pinterest just say that just be like I find the cutest stuff on it's so relatable these are things that I use every day that I found Pinterest this year things I tried and I didn't like these are things I want to try let's try it together just like
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So relatable if she had said like, no, doom scrolling on Pinterest while Harry sleeps and watches Duolingo, you know?
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
She should open up. By the way, and I know we say this, like she should open up more, but look what happens when she does. Like she literally made a TV show and like if I'm her, I'm sharing less now. People are so mean.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yes. Does she share at any point in the future how she makes her jam? Yes. Okay, good. Because like when they were making the jam cake and she's like, yeah, I made this. I thought it would have been great to like cut to a pre-made clip of her jam recipe.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
She just like has- But the garden that they film at.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Celestial seasonings. These offerings at the grocery store are good enough for me.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Well, honestly, that gift shop is fabulous and people in America don't know about it and don't shop it. So if Megan's like ideas to bring that to the States, like that's a party business idea.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
She shared that like they punished their oldest son by taking his bedroom away for seven months that he slept on a beanbag in the basement. And people were like,
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So classic. You are Miss Patricia in the making.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Only the elk of Patricia can get us here to this conclusion. I'm probably not going to watch more. And I don't think that's a testament to the show being bad. It's just a testament to like, I find cooking shows. I don't cook. I didn't realize until I sat down to watch. I was like, wait, I literally don't want to be watching this. Like, I don't like cooking shows.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Correct, but you know my ass would. And if they redid Suits or something, she should definitely go back into acting.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I feel like, I mean, Netflix is invested in as ever. Like, I actually think there's more to be done here. Contractually.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And was the concept that every guest comes in is also staying at her house?
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
like not a normal punishment and people are like this is kind of borderline abuse and so that if you were following like you were really on to it but even just the level before the abuse like that they were talking about their kids online like chad the older son like had some behavioral issues and he got expelled from school and she's like talking about him being expelled and what their plans are it's like can your kid like go through a moment by himself yeah can he rebel and grow up in peace
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Wait. The one thing that I didn't see anybody talking about is I've never seen handwriting like that in my life.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Whoever's hand, that handwriting, she should make stationery. Like it's beautiful.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, no, I didn't. I actually don't think it was fake. Like it's really on brand for her to have like a Par-G signature. But I've never, it's like, it's perfectly straight too. Without, she's writing like without lines. She's writing on like these little, and it's totally straight.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And by the way, always good to put in case your guests have allergic to nuts.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I would have all the walls in my house be like chalkboard or Expo marker walls.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So I would just like whiteboard the shit out of my house.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And it's kind of making me want to say leave Megan alone.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh, and I love that she put the boiling water like from the kettle. Like who has time to boil water? Love that.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I'm pretty sure it is like the best place on earth to live. It's, I would say LA's version of the Hamptons.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Okay. It's like people have their second homes there, but then like when you're really wealthy, you just like live there.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, but by the way, you should take a trip. I follow this girl. No, I'll never come back. So I follow this girl. I think you know her, too. She's the one who coined the term coastal grandmother. She, like, made it up, and she, like, lives the Nancy Meyers lifestyle.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I think she, like, lives in L.A., somewhere near there, but she's always taking trips to, like, Montecito, Santa Barbara, and she does these, like, big trip itineraries. You should follow them. She's so you. She wears, like, linen pants. Like, she's so... She's so Patricia, the elk of Patricia.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, she's not Patricia because she doesn't do like crazy wallpapers. It's all very muted, but it's all very elegant. Um, and she just had a baby too. And she's like always making just like cheese boards or whatever. And it's very Nancy Meyers. Like, I think that's her aesthetic, but she does great itineraries. Her name is Lex. Um, I think you would like her.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And if you do ever do a trip, she does like all, there are a lot of party places you could visit around LA, like Sonoma. So she's like, here's my Sonoma rec, but she's always going to Santa Barbara and Montecito, which I don't know if those are two different places.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. Right. Like East Hampton and South Hampton.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, that's like their thing. Oprah saw the chickens.
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I could see Megan not eating meat. Let me say this. It was enjoyable to just watch a beautiful woman. Like, she is really exceptional looking.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So I'll talk about it in the TV recap. Just my brief thoughts on the matter. I also watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It was a big TV night for me last night.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, like the takeaway here, obsessive indicating like more than I ever thought I could be.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Now, probably one of my major flaws is that I'm a Jax Taylor apologist. So you're going to hear some of my Jax Taylor apologist energy come through. I've seen people be like really not sympathetic, being like, no, the sky is also blue. Like Jax does cocaine and like, duh. And yes, if you've been watching the show, monitoring his behavior, like,
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
It was clear there were moments where they were doing drugs, at least for me. I didn't think of it so much as an addiction. I was just like, they're young Hollywood kids and they're doing drugs. And, you know, a lot of them have spoken about how in the very beginning they were like doing a lot of Adderall. Like, I don't know.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I didn't think of it as like a real issue, but it did seem like everybody sort of grew out of that behavior, started having kids like you have that party era of your life. And it felt like Jax didn't. give up on it like others did. And that was maybe part of the reason why him and Britney broke up. So I have sympathy for him.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I think people don't, they just like see him as this villain and they don't care, but 83 days is huge.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
That's a really good point. And did you see Britney's statement on her Instagram stories? I think people, she was probably getting a lot of reception being like, well, look, he's changing. She's like, listen, I've been on this roller coaster. This is not, you know, new to me. It's too late for her. Yeah, and I agree.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I don't even think, let's say he turned his whole life around and he became this amazing guy. I don't think these two should get back together ever.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Agreed, because in order to get to that place, you have to put up with so much shit.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Welcome back to The Chose and happy Wednesday. Hope everybody's having a gargy-pargy hump day. Speaking of somebody I'd love to hump, but who would never let me get that close to her.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
January. So they're only now sharing that they're married? Yeah. That's cute. I like that.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And she's having a real moment, Gabby Wendy.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
She's popping off her on social media. They love her on the Traders. I think for a lot of people, because she was on, like, a relatively unpopular season of The Bachelor. Like, it was post-Bachelor fame. So she's from The Bachelor, yeah. But I feel like most people know her, like, from social media and now The Traders.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I don't think so. I think she was just like a regular contestant, you know? Yeah. And then once she like got off the show, I think –
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
started to show her personality more and I think that people were really receptive to it on her podcast so it only encouraged her even more to like lean into her kind of weird or quirkier side and people love it and I agree I love the moment that she's having just like for truly being herself because she's kind of weird like yeah and I love that you know at the height of her fame what does she decide to do marry her girlfriend who loved her before everybody else did you know I just I love the story and you're right them being 35 like they'll be together forever yeah
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And I think they've been dating now for like two years. So it's a legit thing.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So I'm happy for her. I really like her. She's very funny.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I would tune in just to see Robin Dixon. I told you about that viral tweet, right? No.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh, my God, yes, I did. I'm, like, having deja vu. Whatever. When they announced the Traitors cast, like, months ago, people who watch Traitors who don't watch Bravo, like, you don't know who half the people are. Same, like, we watch Bravo, but I don't know who any of these Survivor castmates are.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So one of the people who watches, like, Big Brother and Survivor was, like, doing tweets about all the different castmates, and they put up a picture of Robin Dixon. They were like, I don't know who this woman is, but I just know she's, like, going to be the most slay traitorous.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Sir, there was a traitor laying in her bed for 10 years and she didn't know. She's not going to sniff out anyone. It was really funny. So I would love to know how Robin fared on traitors. That's why I would tune in. That's really funny. Yeah, for the Robin Dixon of it all.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And anytime I'm shopping someone's registry, I find almost all the girlies have Carraway on their registry, and that's always the thing that I buy because I have first-hand experience with how pargy it is. Yeah. But their prep boards, their prep and set boards are so fabulous. It's an 18-piece prep and board set.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
It's always nice when satch is on your side.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It was giving swirly smart list.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I'm surprised someone had this idea. Because she's really made for reality TV.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yes, that was like a weird thing about the smart list. Extremely. Compared to that. We gotta get Shannon on there. Shannon should open for her. Shannon should open for her. Honestly.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I'm sorry, I just wanna say, if you're listening as an audio and you hear like a little bit of like a humming, I'm sorry, I need to turn my fan on. It's a thousand degrees in here and I'm carrying a child. So like, please don't complain.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I didn't even watch the show. I don't even know like what the tea is, but I know that Shannon would do it. Like, I think that she would like to close the circle. I feel like Kristen wouldn't. And that sucks.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, this is like really, I kind of want to give it like a Toasty Lions award. It's really firing on all cylinders.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Because it brings her back to reality TV, which people loved. It's a great win for E because they can't seem to get anything right. It's huge for podcasting. It's just, it's really brilliant. Yes.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
She's the common denominator. She's had multiple successful reality TV shows. It's her.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Because, yeah, but she's also, like, a shit-stirring, like, personality hire. Like, she doesn't need to be in the kitchen. Like, she could be doing that while out having cocktails with Justin. That's more interesting. But she could do the shit-talking personality while cooking. Not everything needs to be a cooking show, Jackie.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yes, but I just think Kristen's, like the best version of a Kristen show is not her in the kitchen. But I'm sure it would be good. I think everything, she's just got it. She's got the star quality. She does. So I think that this will be very good. I also love to see, I love podcast content. I didn't even think about us.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Selfishly, I find what other people with podcasts do and how they work and travel. I find that really interesting.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
What size venues is she selling out? What is the context of the show? You know, we just spent like the last year putting together a live show. It's very hard. And I haven't been to a lot of other people's live shows. So I don't know what goes on there. So I'm looking forward to finding out some industry secrets.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Okay, let's see. Raise your hand if you care.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, Kyla? Kyla. Tyga is kind of like a nepo boyfriend. He is always like punching above his, what's the phrase? Weight class? Yeah. Yeah. Like he's always like dating better looking, more successful, more famous women than him. And they bring him up. He very much subscribes to the ideology of rising tides, rise all shides. Yes. He dated Kylie. He dated Avril Lavigne.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Well, of course, but that's not really who I was referring to. Tyga dated, yeah, Avril Lavigne.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
March, April, May, June for four months in 2023. Good times. He also dated Cameron Swanson. I don't know her, an influencer and fashion designer. Aren't we all? Bella Porch. Tyga dated Bella Porch, the TikTok girl.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I just, I feel like I would have known about that.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And it says that he was 30 and she was 19.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yucky. Oh, Tammy Hembrough, classic. Iggy Azalea, Kylie Jenner. So let me tell you, he does quite well for himself.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Jackie. Guess who he dated for a year in 2007. We're cheetah girls, cheetah sisters. From 3LW, Keeley Williams.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, no. That would have been so crazy. Cute. No, he has good taste. I know. Am I crazy? Like, how does he keep pulling these women? He's, like, not that cute, in my opinion.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh, I guess like he is kind of a Pete Davidson, but Pete Davidson is really successful in his job. And that makes you more attractive. Like when you're at the top of the game in whatever field it is that you do. I mean, I think maybe at a time Tyga was rock, rock city, bitch, rock, rock city, bitch.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Like I think for a point he was, I don't know if he's currently like still the hit maker he once was.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So I forgot, who's he dating? Madeline Petsch. That's really random. I thought she was dating that guy like forever. I thought they never broke up.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh, we forget nothing. She don't know. Elephants never forget.
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Back to our roots. And then what else is going on in the world besides like TV?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
There's literally a picture of them on a red carpet. I'm dying. She looks like so Cheryl Blossom in the photo because it's from 2014. She's so Cheryl Blossom. She's so random. She is. And this couple's really random.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. And they're like, you know, she's your doppelganger. So they're kind of like you and Zach coded.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But that first season of Riverdale, like if you were alive to experience it, you remember the tectonic plates of the universe shifted in that moment. Like we were all watching this one show on the CW and it was probably one of the best singular seasons of television in the last 20 years.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
besides like what are the stories oh the story's actually really good but the common denominator is reality tv stars in one way or another oh oh my god i actually had like a really hard day on the internet yesterday because i'm sure we're going to talk about jax taylor um and his big revelation on the bravo podcast but everybody just like i kept seeing tweets and tiktoks about jax and i'm like my sister's addicted to cocaine that's hard for you that they were talking about me
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Like, I forget what the big twist was at the end, but it was something about Cheryl and Jason Blossom. Like when you figured out like what it was, like who killed Jason or whatever. Not that we remember. No, I don't. But I remember being like, that's one of the greatest twists I've ever seen.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, that was like much later on when the show got stupid. Yeah, the dad had like an evil twin.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh, we don't know. I thought you were going to say.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
We don't know. Like, yeah, she's so confusing. I thought what you were going to say is like, you don't want to talk about this. You don't want anyone to question your marriage. But we all last season had to deal with you doing the music video, you bringing Morgan around. Morgan's on camera. Morgan's at the party. Morgan's here. Morgan's there. And now we can't talk about any of that.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I am also just like really losing interest. Like I don't care anymore. When they got divorced, I thought it was really crazy. I'm like, oh, I wonder what happened. And then the Morgan thing, I'm like, okay, this is getting like interesting. I officially like don't care. Even when I saw the pictures of Mauricio, they wanted us to be like, okay. I literally didn't care.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And to be honest, I don't even think it was staged. I think, like, it's Mykonos in the summer. There was definitely, like, some Bravo gay in the airport being like, that's Mauricio, and took a picture. Like, it's not that deep.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
But no, it appeared to have been like a homemade video. And then like a TMZ or somebody buys it and then they get the photo credit for it. Hold on. Not like splash... Or then the person who took it sells it to Splash.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Okay. Or yes, one of their photographers happened to be at the airport.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
She has no leg to stand on. And that's why she's not visibly angry because she knows she can't be, but she might feel that way just like, because she does.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
No, no, I was like doing a double take. I'm like, why are they talking about my sister like that? Like, excuse me, keep my sister's name out your fucking mouth.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, she's just, like, asking everyone to stop. Stop what?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Now, another take I had on the episode was that I loved, you know, all the women getting together at this event. But, like, throwing fashion shows is just... So OC season one. Thank you. It's, like, the lowest bar of Real Housewives entertainment. And I think as far as they go, like, Sutton's was really nice. You know, they had, like, a full red carpet. But, like, I can't watch that.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Like, I really can't. It's hard to watch. It is. And Kathy made it bearable when she, like, literally walked to the back. Because she obviously thought this was, like, some low-budget loser-ass production. Being like, would you like to have Dorit MC? Yeah.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And then walking back out and not realizing the show started and not realizing that she was on the runway because the runway was like this small slab of concrete because it was a pool. So I actually understood Kathy's confusion.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
That's actually a good point. When she's leaving the backstage and she's limping.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Hysterical. Oh, and we did finally get, not even finally, because we were saying a couple of weeks ago, we hope we see the final result of Erica's house. And we did. And I have to say, I thought it looked so good except that hallway.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
That hallway, like when she leads to the bedroom and then they make that big blue.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Like I was shocked. It was like somebody designed the whole house and then somebody else designed that hallway. Like I thought it was so random and weird.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And I think her mom is so beautiful. Like I just, I loved, she oddly had like, I guess like the most uninteresting storyline that episode, but cause it's like your mom comes to visit and you're redecorating your house to me. That's like the lowest bar of housewives entertainment.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
We just spent three episodes at Sutton's childhood home. And like, I could not have cared less about her and her mother.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh, oh, I never made the distinction until yesterday.
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But other than that, it was a relatively non-starter episode.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Every time she talks, I like her even more.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Now, the other thing I watched was the Ruby Frankie documentary. Now, I explained a little bit at the top of the episode, but I just want to tell you, like, what my takeaways were. And, like, I have to tell you about this husband, okay? Okay. Because basically the first two episodes are just, like, she has six kids. And the older two are on the documentary in addition to the dad.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
The younger two – the younger four, actually, are – Nameless, faceless. They do a really good job of protecting because their custody battle is still actively ongoing.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Ruby Frank and her business partner, Jodi, who both were the abusers, are both serving up to 30 years in prison.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So basically what happens is they take you through this journey. She was a mommy vlogger for a really long time, at first making a lot of money. And then the big scandal happens where she says, my son's been sleeping on a beanbag for seven months. And she kind of loses a lot of her revenue, a lot of her viewership. Things turn really dark. And so they then become a different type of channel.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
They turn their name from Eight Passengers, which is like Family Van, to Moms of Truth. And it gets dark. She meets this woman, Jodi, who does religious conventions and therapy. And she's a psychologist who lost her license. And this woman, Jodi, infiltrates the family. She eventually moves in with the family.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And she's brought in to work with the older son, Chad, who's having a lot of behavioral issues. He got expelled. And she ends up really indoctrinating the members of the family into some sort of cult. Connections is her company name. And she holds these seminars. And They're all really buying it, especially the mom. So much so that the mom and Jodi get really close.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And they say that they... The oldest daughter was like, I believe that they were sleeping together. Jodi used to sleep... I mean, Ruby used to sleep in the business partner's bed every night. The mom used to sleep in the business partner's bed. Because she would have these religious exorcisms. And then Jodi very slowly got Ruby to leave her husband. So the husband's in the documentary and...
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
the abuse that she's gone to prison for occurs over the period of 10 months at the very end of this whole saga. And it's to the two youngest kids.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And the husband is not in the picture. So basically right before this crazy abuse starts, Jodi has really infiltrated the mom. And the mom says to the husband, you know, for the sake of our marriage, and they're very religious Mormons. So getting divorced is like not really an option, but she's clearly as a lesbian lover and they have plans and they need the dad out of the house.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Maybe today's the day, though, that you do decide to announce it.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So she says, dad, Kevin, whatever the husband's name is, For the sake of our marriage, we need a separation. You need to move out. You need to go completely no contact with me and all the kids. So this guy sees this freak move into his house. Things are getting really weird. The mom's acting crazy. And now he's being told to leave.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Now a dad with even the smallest intuition would say, fuck no, right? There's something weird going on in this house. I'm not leaving. What does this man do? He leaves. He gets an apartment. He blocks all of his children's phone numbers because some of the older kids are like starting to see that this is weird and like going to their dad for help. And he literally will not respond to them. Okay.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And for like 10 months, he lives in this apartment, just like doing what Ruby said, which was not talking to anyone. He's like a hermit. And during those 10 months, she has four kids left.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Kids three and four go to like live with a friend and kids five and six live with the mom, Ruby, Jodi, the crazy religious psychologist friend at her house four hours away in this like really deserted part of Utah. Okay. And what goes on in those 10 months is like some of the most horrific shit you can ever imagine. And they only know because the little boy escapes and they have the ring footage.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
It's actually so heartbreaking. He walks up and you could see he's emaciated. Like you could see only bones. He walks up to the house, rings the doorbell. Nobody answers. He's at the neighbor's house. Nobody answers. And he walks away and thank God somebody, he was like an older guy. He took a while to get to the door. He's like, what's up?
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And the guy's like, the kid's like, can you do me a favor? And the old man's like, well, it depends what it is. He was like, will you take me to the police station? And then the old man comes out of the house and he sees this kid weighs seriously five pounds. He has duct tape on his ankles and wrists. His ankles and wrists are also like bleeding and
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
and he sits him down him and his wife like give him a snack and pretzels and water and they call the police and they have the the phone call to the police and the guy's like this kid just showed up at my house and oh my god this old man starts crying on the phone like just based on what he's seeing like it was so upsetting he was like this kid's emaciated so the police then go to jody's house
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
They knock down the door. They got to find the other two kids. They don't realize the other two kids have been sent to live with a friend. Okay. But there's other one kid. Their other daughter. Yes. And this house is huge. And she's got like this huge basement with a safe room. And it's really fucking weird. So they find the other daughter. She's like shaking, sitting in a dark closet.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Her head has been shaved. She's emaciated. She has, you know, a rope burn all around her ankles and her wrists. Like the same exact thing. And they... They can't find the other two kids, but there's this like big safe in the basement. Like it's a vault door. And Ruby's like, I don't know the code. Sorry. And the police officer just guests one, two, three, four, five, six. And it opens. Okay.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And I thought the other two kids were going to be in there and I was so glad that they weren't. But it was clearly like their torture chamber. There was like these Tupperwares full of cayenne and water that like they would throw on the kids wounds like really fucking evil shit.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
For you, it's a with love Wednesday. For me, it's a woman-hating Wednesday. And that woman- How is this woman-hating Wednesday different from all other woman-hating Wednesdays? I'm so glad you asked. I met a new woman to hate. Last night, her name is Ruby Frankie. Obviously, like I've heard about the saga on social media. I had no idea like what it was really about.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
uh i believe they were like 10 and 11 or 12 and 13 yeah 12 to 13 so all of this the kids get taken to the police ruby they're looking for ruby jody gets arrested and they call the dad oh actually no i'm sorry ruby calls the dad and is like well you want me back here's your chance go pick up our kids at the police station bring them back
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So this idiot is following orders, goes to the police station. The police are like, do you know what's been going on with your kids? He's like, no, I haven't seen them in 11 months. The police is like, you haven't seen your kids in 11 months? He's like, yeah, no, we're separated. And he's like, well, your kid went and rang the neighbor's doorbell. He's emaciated.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And this guy, who's been so dumb the whole documentary, you want to punch him in the face. But he's a smart guy. He has a job. I think he went to college. He got a PhD. What's emaciated mean? Like real fucking moron. And he still does not believe anything. He's like, well, they hate us because we're different and we're moral and religious.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Okay, also you just reminded me of something.
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
He ends up like seeing the light at way past the 11th hour. And you just want to fucking slap him because he should be in jail too. Like he knew what was going on in that house and he like –
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
left um but now i was like the only thing the documentary didn't tell us is like what happened to the kids where do they live because the mom and jody both went to prison the dad is free but who is taking care of those two kids who actually there's four kids left but especially the younger ones so it's all in family court and it's all like sealed records yeah um but a report is that the dad is filing for custody like seriously i i
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Once. You just put the emphasis on... The wrong syllable. Yeah, you said TV.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
don't know what a better alternative is, but please, if those kids end up with that idiotic dad, I'll die. He was, you wanted to shake the screen. And I know the whole documentary is about Ruby and she's really fucking evil.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh my God, him. And so the oldest daughter is like an advocate now. She's trying to bring that California law to Utah. She wrote a book that was really well received, The House of My Mother. And the older kids didn't even really experience that abuse because it was really like that 10. But she was like, like I said, abusive light mother up until that point with the crazy.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And it was all started from the family channel.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Because they liked it at first. They were making a lot of money. And especially the kid. He became really popular with girls. But it very quickly turned really dark. Before it even got abusive. It's just no way to live. A camera in your face every fucking second. You can't enjoy anything. Kids go through things like... embarrassing things, all of it splayed out on the internet.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
That wasn't the point of the documentary, because obviously the abuse took over, but it's such a conversation worth having. It really made me see, and I think a lot of people come to family channels, I think Ruby did fairly innocently.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And everybody knows it's TV, right? Of course. I was being silly. Oh, okay. Because when people say TV, I'm like... TV. Did you just say? TV.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Right, where like each kid is a character.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Jackie, they got paid $10 when they were in a video. She was making at one point $100,000 a month from YouTube.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, evil. And her ugly face, every time she was smiling with that big gummy smile, I wanted to fucking smack her. She's really evil, and I love that the courts did their thing, you know? Yeah, okay, well, I feel sick, thanks. Yeah, no, I wouldn't recommend you watch it.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And it was a good documentary, though, and I'm glad that I watched it because there was like, she was being spoken about so much online, and I knew very little.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah. It's just the way it's done here in America.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And if you don't like it, you could scram.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Oh, I saw that clip. It's funny how clips have gone viral. And the episode with the most clippable moments is the Mindy Kaling one.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
she has so much personality and it was kind of it like highlighted a little bit like the lack yeah of humor from Megan but that episode was really enjoyable because Mindy was just like bringing so much I mean I implore you Mindy is us just Indian like she grew up like obsessed with movies obsessed with celebrities it's like all she ever wanted to be she like was chubby most of her life like just not not by choice like she just but she was in the mind of a thin girl like
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Shaggy, Shaggy, she's so us and she loves Judaism. Like she has a million jokes like in all of her shows about like Jews and there's Jewish characters. But I think she also like participates in a lot of Jewish culture. She like celebrates Rosh Hashanah too. I saw that on her Instagram once. So she's so us coded. I implore you to watch The Mindy Project.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Right, right. That's the fair critique. I only watched one episode and I think overall we'll get into it, but it was like fine. The second I put it on, I started to remember that like, I find shows like this boring. Like every time Ben puts on a cooking show, yeah, every time Ben puts on any cooking show, I'm like, oh, this is fun. And then 20 minutes later, I'm asleep.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Like I was just watching the Magnolia show and like I was tired and bored. So while I'm excited that the project is finally here, I feel like I overhyped it a little bit in terms of how much I could actually watch in one sitting. You can't binge cooking shows.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And holy shit, I watched her documentary last night. Shout out to Hulu for making three normal length episodes and teaching me everything that I could watch in one night. Like, I appreciate that. Like Ashley Madison. Correct. Oh, my God. It was so upsetting. I actually don't even think I would recommend you to watch it.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So should we just dive in since we're already there?
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, and you cut it short. It's the Fast Five stories.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
What about the, what are the Fast Five stories? Like, what kind of stories? They're the ones you need to know.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Yeah, I thought we were, like, permanently incorporating that.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Okay, well, work on it. Work on it after hours. Today's episode is brought to you by Wayfair. And I actually placed a Wayfair order this morning. I'm in like the era of nesting where I'm just throwing everything away and I want new things, especially because Romeo peed on my carpet yesterday, so I bought a new- Well, that'll do it. Zarin rug, Jill Zarin for Wayfair.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Although now I'm thinking a lot of things about like children on the Internet, family channels that I think you probably have a lot of interesting thoughts on, too. But I fucking hate this bitch and her ugly, bald, fat, stupid husband.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Now, tell me if – this was my assessment based on one episode. And tell me if you agree or if it changes at all. Because I saw the show being like heavily criticized on social media for little things. Like the recipe is not being inspired enough and she's not filming in her own house. It's a set – And to be honest, like none of that really bothered me.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I understand a lot of people have sets like for cooking shows. They don't necessarily tell the audience. So that's like Megan being transparent. The only thing I wish that she had done, which was like not focused so much on like homeware projects and homemaking projects, because she's making all these things for her guest room. And then we don't see them in her guest room.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
She just like packs them up and it's like, I'm taking them home to the guest room. So that was, like, a little annoying because I would have loved to have seen – like, I actually find that more interesting than cooking, like, how you decorate your house. So, like, I would love to see the bath salts in the tub and the nightstand snacks.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
So the fact that, like, we only saw her making bags for the nightstand, not, like, displaying them was a little silly. She should just – if she's not going to film in her own house, which, to be honest, I have no issue with people criticizing that. Like, she's entitled to, like, have a place of work. Like, it doesn't bother me.
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
I just wish then that she didn't do homemaking things or give us a fake –
The Toast
With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
And, like, Megan thinks that... Then she also has a second set, right? It's, like, the craft room where they were making the candles. That's not the kitchen.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Wednesday. Okay, it's Wednesday. It's the middle of the week. It's a hump day. However, you in particular are going to get through that, whether it's with a pillow-humping saddle or just humping someone you love. Do what you gotta do. Happy Wednesday, swirlies. How you doing?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I just wasn't expecting to be like hit with such a fresh, positive perspective on TikTok. I wasn't.
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It's like one of the biggest bookstores in the city. But I didn't because I was lazy. And I didn't know like that. I felt like it was tacky. And I was like, Becca, I swear on my life, this was a total shock. I didn't ask. And she was like, no, the Barnes & Noble staff told Brian that it was their idea, but I just feel like he didn't believe.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It's so crazy, and it's so me, to make everything about myself.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I just want to go on record. I would let the record reflect. Like I did not ask.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And so, Oh, kind of like the new era of the redhead sort of just like coming together.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I also like, I can't get into like how long we've been doing the toast.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It'll turn into at a glance. And we don't have time for that because we have dear toasters, you know?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Our birth month is coming up. What's our birthstone?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Do you know what the April birthstone is? It's very pretty.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
So please don't spoil anything.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
We are. Watch the first episode of the toast if you can bear it. We are different people.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, I'm not even talking about physically, but obviously physically. Yeah, no, I actually, you could, there is an amount of money you could pay me to watch that episode. I know, but do you ever watch those old episodes?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I haven't had that experience yet, but maybe it's because you're a little bit older than me and you're more mature.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Refuse. I'm too filled with self-hate to even reflect in a positive way, honestly. I can't do it. When is your last...
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
If somebody sends me a clip or something from the apartment we got evicted in the studio with all the windows, I can watch that shit. Okay. We were very funny then.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
The pink throne era. I don't relate to that person at all. Like I don't feel like that's me. Whereas when I see a clip of us in that studio with all the windows, I think I'm like, oh yeah, that's like younger me.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
That's why you have kids. Like, if you hate your birthstone, you can do someone else's.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Well, we've got a great show. How are the stories? I know that your toasters are fab. I can speak for that. The stories are RBG. Ruth Bader Ginsburg. And... Really... No, I got it. Random but good.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I want to have a conversation with you about the Redheads.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Cause I know it's your passion project and you love it. And like you crush it. Amazing. Yeah. But like, at what point are we going to have the conversation about me joining the redheads? Like at what point? Like, because when you started the redheads, like I refused to read.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
You're absolutely welcome. I am 25 years old. That is correct.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
When I saw it, I was like, It took me a second because she never posts on Instagram. And when she does, it's like really tailored pre-made content, not like an Instagram video.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I thought you were just going to be like, does nobody else at this point, like feel like it's weird that I'm not in it or no, nobody thinks that.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And like Billy's team went above and beyond like signing records.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I'm very critical of when I see like podcast clips of people like cutting every three words. I'm like, can you not speak one sentence without cutting? I'm hyper aware of that too. I think it's because of what we do for a living. I don't know if everybody else is, but I also like notice the amount of cuts.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It was so random. The sheer fact that this video made it to feed was like really freaking me out. One, because you know, to do something nice like that, like you do it just for the sake of doing something nice, like not for like posting about it on social media and bragging.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And people are so tough on Megan that like, you know, if you're a hater, your first thought is like, why can't you just do like an act of good without bragging about it? And then the other is like,
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Okay, well, it's nice that you want to help people, but, like, you're using your platform to brag about helping one person with a t-shirt, like, when the devastation of the fires is so much bigger than that. Personally, I'm not in a Meghan hating era. Like, I think she's hilarious and so crazy. Like, I don't even begin to understand her or even try to understand her.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like, why she would post this in feed, I could never tell you.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It's so material for stories.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
philanthropist so it's not like she just did one good thing one time and felt the need to brag about it but it's like why now why this act of service it's so random and it's such a singular act of service because what they do helps millions they're always raising money for you know the poor causes yeah not like one rando girl who by the way is just as deserving of this act of service as anybody else but it's like I'm so confused so confused
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, that was like a little pick me when she was like, and I knew I wanted to try and get in contact with Billie Eilish, but I had no idea where to start. It's like, you're a former member of the monarchy. You can get in contact with whomever you want. You live in Montecito. Your neighbors are Ellen. It's so not hard. Billie Eilish would have a hard time getting in touch with you.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
You would not have a hard time getting in touch with Billie Eilish. That was just a little like, can you stop acting like you're not a queen? You are a princess. Excuse me.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
They all have the same agents, managers. Someone's publicist is friends with the other person's publicist. Like it's so connected.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But acting like she was going on this arduous journey to get in contact with Billie Eilish when it could have taken her a total of seven minutes.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
She just texts like her one person is like, who do we know that knows Billie Eilish or Phineas? And it's done. Like, that's it.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Or like someone at their record label. Literally anyone. The Hollywood, everyone's teams are like 50 people. And so many of those team members work on multiple teams.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
God, I hope like I loved seeing her being so real in her house. Like not me. I was not even watching her in the video. I was like looking in the background. I just wanted to see different things in her house. If we could, if she's going to use her Instagram as a window into her life, I'm so down. Yeah.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
She needs to have a constant stream of 24-hour stories.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I know, she looked so gorgeous.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
She is so gorgeous. I was so, you know when you open your phone and it takes you like a second to register what you're seeing. Sometimes you get like a piece of crazy news and you're like not able to read the English that's in front of you. I was like, wait, this is Meghan Markle doing a selfie. I just couldn't fathom it.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, and it makes Billie look great that this piece of positive news about her is put out, not by her. Because there is a lot of criticism about celebrities who do charity, but then do press about it. That's an often criticism. People make a lot of Taylor Swift when often she doesn't even share it. It just gets shared because she's so famous. Yeah. And I mean, I get it. It's like definitely weird.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It's just like do the nice thing without like getting attention for it. So Billie got that. She she didn't you know, she was not a part of this announcement whatsoever. And now we're like, oh, look at Billie donating all this product.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I am in agreement that there can never be five redheads. Like it's far too many. Four is already like really pushing it. And especially like, you know, me, I'm literally three people. So with the amount that I talk, so I agree. And I guess it would be good for the redheads to know, like if any of them ever wanted to leave, like I am available.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
based on a lot of the research I've done post Grammys when it comes to album of the year is that I can actually see Billie like having tears in her eyes because if there was a year for Billie to win the album, like it was that. And how we're always saying like how Beyonce's year was the year they gave it to Beck. And it's like, Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
excited by that that there's interest and to be clear I want to let you know like if I were to join the redheads like it very much is like your thing like I'm showing up as an employee like I don't want I don't want to bear any of the responsibility I just want to be a host like I like what you've done with it I like your outlines like I'm not coming for like a a c-suite executive type of role I just want to be like a mid to you know entry-level employee
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And now that I'm rewatching Beverly Hills, when Bruce was their stepfather, he was giving major Orson Hodge energy. Do you agree? Yeah, I do. Because he was like this buttoned up freak who was always like, he would die on random hills, you know? Yeah. It's so Orson. That's so funny. I just got to the episode last night where, spoiler alert, they find out Lynette has cancer.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And it's like as if this woman didn't have enough to deal with.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And the way that they found out that she had cancer was like they were fighting really bad, her and Tom, because she fell in love with the – with the pizza manager at the place. Remember, she was like flirting with him. She didn't like fall in love, but like she was like having fun because Tom, Tom is like a big loser. And this guy made her feel like pretty and cool. She wasn't gonna do anything.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
She just like liked being thought of as sexy and whatever. And they had a really big fight about it. And he threw her off the bed and she hit her head. And so she went to the hospital and they found the cancer. Like it was actually such a crazy turn of events.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I dream of Desperate Housewives now. My dreams are the characters.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It is a party place to dream, Fairview.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
People are always like, Claudia, are you going to move to the suburbs? If Wisteria Lane existed, Fairview, I would be there in a second. It's gorgeous every day, but it's also on the East Coast. It's a fake place. It's not meant to represent any particular city or state, but they do make it pretty clear because they're in close proximity to New York City.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
That it's on the East Coast, but it's never rains. It's never cold. No one's ever wearing a jacket.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
So I actually read like a fan fiction about based on all the clues where they think and it's somewhere in Pennsylvania.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, there are a couple of clues, but it's still it's really meant to be a completely mythical place.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Where I would love to live one day.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, no. What if I joined the month after that?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It would just be like whatever, whatever months the books are under 400 pages. I'll be there.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Quince is a run-stop shop for everything fabulous, whether it's workout clothes, whether it's cashmere sweaters, whether it's trousers, whether it's sheets, they have amazing sheets too. Um, And it's all really luxury, really high quality, but their prices are within reach. So they have 100% Mongolian cashmere sweaters starting at $50.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
By the way, I finish books that I hate all the time. I'm not so stubborn, especially if it's for something I have to read. I can hang. And nobody loves to hate on a book more than me. So I can fill that role. I know, but I can be that. I can bring that energy that Margot brings to the Redheads while also bringing to herself, you know?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
This is really interesting because I feel like Denise was given such a raw deal on Housewives. Like they really, all the women were like so threatened and jealous. Like they just wanted her out and they made it so uncomfortable for her that she left. Like, and I feel like we really didn't get to see her potential. And even what we saw, like I really enjoyed.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I thought she was a great reality star and a great housewife. And there was much left unsaid. Having said that, I don't know if I'm totally interested in watching a show just about her.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I also feel like it's kind of a new format for Bravo. They don't often do just like solo family shows. Jumpy Tardy famously.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But she was like a real, real housewife. Like Denise is a celebrity. So this is them giving like, yes, she has like a tie to the housewives, but she's really just like a famous person getting her own show. And I feel like they don't do this a lot.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Don't Be Tardy is one of the best shows on television. I didn't mean to get into this and we don't have to like do obviously a whole.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But just important reminder that like those women, like they did that.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And obviously they've fallen. Kim's just going through a lot. I can't even keep up with what's happening in her world. And it's not as glamorous as it once was. But I love that we have those eight seasons. And they were really successful, eight seasons. I love that we have that kind of in stone, memorialized in the form of a TV show.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It doesn't, actually. Now that I've really fully thought it through. And I loved Denise on The Housewives. Like, I can't stress that enough. This does not sound interesting to me.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I just feel like whatever we think the songs are going to be about, like the titles are always, they're not what you think. She's like very good with the words. She like flips it on its head and has nothing to do with like, you know, music reviews, but it has more to do with like, I don't know. You know, she really is very smart like that.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I don't. do but but maybe i'm wrong like she's always flipping words on their head she's very funny 15 minutes exactly um i love that we're getting new music i also like the point of what you had said is that maybe it's music that reflects the last year of her life barry keoghan coded
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Well, I have a huge, huge news. I actually have two huge pieces of news for the community. Ready? Okay. The first is just like a little house. Oh, actually three. Sorry, but the third one isn't huge. Just a little housekeeping update. I forgot to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So Dear Toasters is today. Woohoo! The DTQ getting their fill a little bit early.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
You know, speaking of deluxe, I only am just now realizing with Tortured Poets being submitted at the Grammys, as an album, it was, you know how she releases like four different versions of the album and the first one had like 10 versions and then the deluxe one had 20? The version that she submitted for the Grammys was the short one, the first one. Isn't that weird?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
The first version that came out is like half the album.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Oh, wait, I'm sorry. Please ignore me. I think I'm getting confused with Midnight's where she did like two separate albums.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, but the anthology is the second volume. The second half, hold on.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, okay. So the Torture Poets Department had 16 songs. Then the anthology that she released after had 31 songs.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Well, it's time for Dear Toasters, the best part of the week. Sometimes it happens Tuesdays. Sometimes it happens Wednesdays. But it happens, okay? That's what counts. And it's our weekly advice segment where Jackie and I do our absolute best to help the swirlies in need. So if you are ever looking for advice from us about...
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I find myself like as I get older saying it is what it is more and more. And it's just like, it is what it is.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Dating, relationships, work, drama, whatever it is, email us, deartoasters at gmail.com or simply head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a little submission box when you scroll down. Both means of submitting are completely anonymous. You have nothing to worry about. Let's dive in. Hello, swirlies. I'm having a dilemma about my friend.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It was supposed to be tomorrow.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I, 23, have known my best friend, also 23, for about a decade now. Over the course of our friendship, she's dropped little hints that she has suspicions that her and her sister do not share the same father. She has given me many examples as to why she believes this. They all seem strong in her, and I back up her theory.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I have since found out via my family, who has apparently known about this for a while, that it is in fact true. They just never told me because I never brought it up to them. Her family has been quick in shutting down the theories and the questions that she's asked, and they clearly want her not to know for whatever reason. But now I know. Do I tell her? Is it none of my business?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But nobody watches The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I don't want to involve myself in someone's family drama, but I feel bad knowing this while she is left in the dark. Please help. That's really tough.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Why don't you just help her find out a piece of information from your family and then lead her to the trail?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, no. And it's like, what do you owe her parents loyalty for? Like, that's your friend. 10 years. Like, tell her.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Oh, and by the way, don't give up your sources because then you're gonna get your family in trouble.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Just tell her. But just be careful how you tell her in terms of like getting other people like involved and like liable.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But I think you could tell her.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Normally I agree. Like let's not blow, you know, the house, burn the house down. But like sometimes, you know what? Give me the matches.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And so you are the confirmation.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Okay, I just found out about my husband's porn and cross-dressing addiction six months ago, right after we got married. I knew about the porn addiction. He had always told me that he hadn't been seeking that out every time I ever asked, and he's been lying. He has managed to hide the cross-dressing from me for our entire six-year relationship.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
He agreed to go to therapy and work through the addiction, but a few days ago, I had this weird gut feeling, and I went through his phone to find out that he had been sending himself sexy videos of other women on Instagram. Not technically porn, which he pointed out to me. He's promised to take therapy seriously this go-around, but I'm really just finding it hard to trust him.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I come from a very conservative family. I don't want my initial resolution to be divorce. Now I'm not so sure. Does he deserve another chance? What should I do? I just feel like... The cross-dressing is very interesting to me. I didn't know you could have like a cross-dressing addiction.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I feel like cross-dressing is like the beginning step of discovering something about your gender or your sexuality. Or maybe that's my limited knowledge from Caitlyn Jenner's documentary.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Which was amazing. And the girls had said there were a couple of times in their childhood where they walked into the garage and Caitlyn was cross-dressing before she transitioned. Yeah. I feel like it's admirable that you wanted to work it through the first time. And a porn addiction, I think actually a lot of people's husbands suffer from porn addiction.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
In this day and age, it's really kind of common because it's so accessible. And people work through it and get to the other side.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But the cross-dressing and the hiding things from you and like seeking out different porn on social media, like this is concerning behavior.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
How does cross-dressing have anything to do with porn?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And cross-dressing is just like when you dress up like a woman, right? Or vice versa.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Wearing clothes of the opposite sex. Yeah. Okay.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Really? I wouldn't. The porn addiction is so not concerning to me. Like obviously it's not great, but it's really something you can work through. And I think it's something really common in this day and age. And I think having an addiction to cross-dressing is indicative of like a larger life change that this person might need to be going through.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, and you know, maybe he likes to do drag. I actually have, on Drag Race, there was a straight contestant once.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And by the way, let me tell you, nobody, none of the other contestants could get over it. Like they seriously, they couldn't stop talking about it.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. I also just feel like the issue is, is that this person isn't honest and probably not even honest with themselves. So it's going to take a long time to get to resolution if there is going to get, and it's like, seriously, you need to think, is this worth your time?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Okay, but like what if this young, sprightly woman like spends years in therapy with this guy just to end that like he wants to transition to being a woman and that's not something she's like wants to stick around for. And it's like how much time are you going to – because this person is like also a liar. Like that's the hard part about these things.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It's like the fact that this person who's your husband is keeping so many things from you and like let you go through with a wedding without sharing this huge part of himself. Like that to me is the bigger betrayal. I don't give a shit that you're dressing up as a woman. Like it's you're lying to me.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
So like, I don't know. I could see him being really stubborn in therapy and he's done it before and not taken it seriously. So what? You're going to go to couple therapy, spend all this time. And for what? For maybe potentially no resolution.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Okay. So that makes me feel better, but there is no recap today. So Dear Toasters, Housekeeping Wednesday, back to our roots, you know? So that's the first announcement. The second announcement is we've been keeping you guys updated on our theme song journey. And I want to let everybody know that we are getting in the studio this week. Jackie, your first session is tomorrow, correct?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
They don't have kids, but they are married. I'm not saying cut and run. I'm just saying I need you to look inward because are you just doing this because you come from a conservative Christian family and you don't want to get divorced or because you really love this person and you don't want to get divorced?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Is it making the marriage work because you love the marriage? Right. Or making the marriage work so as not to disappoint your family? Yeah. Third and final. Hey, Jackson Turney. Need your advice. This is so crazy, okay? My C-section for my second child is scheduled for the end of March. It happens to be the same day as my sister-in-law's birthday who's in her late 30s.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I recently received a very bizarre text message from her going over some of the potential challenges of sharing a birthday. When I read this, I was so confused and then in shock. Is she really getting bent out of shape over having to share her birthday with a future niece? Quick backstory is that I had a very traumatic delivery with my first child. My son and I are very lucky to be here.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
That being said, I have a lot of nerves and anxiety around this delivery. I did not have much say in the matter of scheduling the C-section. I went based on the recommendations of my doctor and that's it. Do I ignore her texts? Do I let it go? Do I respond back to her? I'm afraid I'm going to snap because I have zero patience for this selfish and silly text.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It's the last thing I'm worrying about right now, but is it worth causing potential family drama?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like there is seriously a special place in a mental ward for like older people who are crazy about their birthdays, like birth week. Oh, I, you, you have until you're 21st birthday. I'll be generous. 21st birthday to act like that.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I agree. This is such, and I just want to validate you completely. This is the craziest thing to say to someone.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And I appreciated your backstory, your context.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And your doctor's scheduled. Imagine if I said,
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
hey dr fox can you actually induce me on november 7th november 6th is jackie's birthday he would be like okay freak like it's humiliating grow up is the perfect response that's all i would say grow up don't even put a period because that like shows that you're mad you know agreed this is such crazy behavior and i would love an update also i did check this morning we have not received an update from the girl whose husband was taking naked photos of her and those other two wives i did check um
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I'm sure she's still working through it. Yeah. I'm sure it's been a really difficult time for her and she will reach out when the time is right.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I remember every Tuesday or Wednesday.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
That's our show you guys. A Pargy Wednesday. Mm-hmm.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Thank you guys so much for listening to the toast. The, the millennial morning show.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Oh, I like, I like got off of my rhythm and I forgot. Thank you for listening to this millennial morning show.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
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The Toast
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The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
If the ear infection that has infected your son is listening to this, my nephew. If you're hearing me, just know you better fucking pray I don't see you in the streets because what you've done to my poor nephew, sleeping with his hand on his ear, he's in so much pain, I'll fucking kill you. I'll fucking kill you and your musty, dusty, germy ass, okay?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I feel sick that my nephew has an ear infection. I feel fucking sick.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But just like I feel so sick from this.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Well, you're still going to be hitting the recording studio on Friday.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yes. Yes. And I actually also find myself quoting that Alcoholics Anonymous blurb more often than I care to admit, because it's kind of pargy. It has nothing to do with alcoholism. It has to do with like God and courage.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And how are you preparing for your first session? We had a lengthy discussion with our producer about, you know, whose vocals should get laid down first. We ultimately decided that it was Jackie's. And how are you feeling? Like, what are you doing to prepare?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Well, he does. I spoke to him. So I've worked with him before and he knows obviously my vocal abilities. And I said, it's really important. Like I know that I'm like a vocal star, but it's important that Jackie and I are represented 50-50. Like I want just as amount of syllables as Jackie as me. But I did say Curtis, you know, Jackie- just for like, does that have an amazing voice?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Can I tell you what actually bothers me? And I'm so egotistical. Like, if we're doing a dance, I want to be in the center. Like, I want my picture bigger than everybody else's. Like, I want to be the main character. But for this, like, this show is such a equal partnership. Our theme song must reflect that. And I don't care how bad you sound.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like, you are getting in there and you are doing the routine.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
When I think of some of the people who have released music, especially think about the Bravo Sphere, if Alex Van Kampen, what's his name, Simon Van Kampen can do it, so can you. That's true. And your voice like actually, it's so funny because your voice is obviously not good, but you're not a total lost cause. Like there are people, Brian Kelly.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Has one of, like he can't even carry happy birthday. Like the worst voice ever. You actually like, you don't have an amazing voice, but you can carry a tune.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. My third and final big announcement is probably the biggest announcement I'll make today.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I slept really well. Maybe that's what it is. Oh, parched. Yeah. My third and final, I just wanted to update everybody. If you listened to Monday's episode, Jackie and I accidentally like just... discovered an amazing photographer, if you know, you know, the Michael Buckner of it all on Monday's episode.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I highly encourage, I'm sure you guys have listened to it, but if you haven't, just go listen to the fifth and final story, Jackie and I, just whatever. We have made contact with Michael Buckner. He slid into my DMs. Michael Buckner has made contact. When I tell you my jaw hit the floor seeing him in my DMs, I was cracking up and I was like kind of afraid. I was like, is he like upset?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Speaking of quotes, I actually saw the most beautiful quote yesterday that borderline brought me to tears, and it came from TikTok. I shared this on my Instagram, so I apologize if this is repetitive, but it bears repeating. Nostalgia is proof you are living a life to be proud of. How lucky we are to yearn for our own memories. That's beautiful.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Because he's like a professional. Turns out he DMed me being like, would love to take your headshot. And I was like, oh my God, I love that. But then I went to his Instagram. Oh, you can't get your headshot taken by Michael Buckner. Like if you're just anyone, he is literally like the foremost celebrity photographer. I don't know how Christina Hacks boyfriend got a photo with him.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like you guys, his Instagram, Emma Stone, Ayo Edebiri, Zoe Saldana, Selena Gomez. Like it's that tip of the iceberg, like the best of the best. And he's in my DMs, like saying he thought it was so funny. His wife was surprised to hear that he's dating Christina Hack. Yeah. And he lives in LA, unfortunately. So if he comes to New York. I told Claudia she has to take maternity photos with him.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And I told Jackie, because the day is going to come where we need to redo our artwork. I'm sorry. I don't look like that anymore. We have to have Michael Buckner creative direct the shoot.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I echo your statements completely. And I just, I love what we do because, and sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad. Like where we just talk about random people and we hear from them.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It's mostly bad, Phillip Phillips. Like we all remember where we were. Your gym teacher. No, not my gym teacher. My English teacher. Yes.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, Jackie, his daughters are huge chosers. I talk to them all the time.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Jackie was my English teacher. Remember when I said that like thing about him?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I actually don't want to get into it. And sometimes like those people will, you know, hear it and reach out to us. And it's butt clenchingly horrible. Like it makes me want to quit this job and actually work as an accountant. But every now and then Michael Buckner comes along and makes it all okay.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
And the fact that he could take a joke like I didn't know that about Michael Buckner, like Michael Buckner takes jokes like I love it.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, it's giving winter wonderland. Actually, this turtleneck is all that fits me right now. That's funny. I'm just really going digging into the archives of clothes that managed to miss the Ozempic Hall. The second I lost weight, I was like, oh, I'll never be fat again. And everything over a size medium.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
She's such a filmmaker. Very Michael Buckner of you.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah, for sure. I could also just like come to your house and we could do this, you know?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Why do we have to involve like the postage system?
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. You know how I feel about like bringing things into my home.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
It's such a party way of thinking because nostalgia, like when you really get into it, like can be so depressing. It's like the good days are behind us. But it's like, no, you've lived such a party life like you're yearning for it.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Yeah. OK. I thought you were talking about like a body suit like thong.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I don't even wear those not pregnant.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
No, I actually like that concept because if you're looking for like a tucked in tee, a bodysuit makes it really easy. I just, the whole thing of like having a piece of material up your butthole makes life not worth living, to be honest.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
I was at Barnes & Noble Union Square yesterday hosting a book event for Brian's book tour. And they – it's so funny. I was going to ask, but I thought it was obnoxious. But anytime I go to a bookstore, if they have, like, one or two copies of my book, I like to sign it and then post it on my Instagram if anybody wants to sign a copy.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
But, you know, it was Brian's night, so, like, I wasn't going to, like, make it a thing, right? Of course. But I get there, and this Barnes & Noble Union Square, like, they're obviously professional. They had, like, 50 of my books, and they were like, will you sign them? I said, of course. But I was like, I hope Brian doesn't see. Like, I don't want him thinking I'm making this event about myself.
The Toast
At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Like, I actually felt so – He didn't see. But then when I was leaving, Becca, who's like his head of PR, she was like, oh, Brian walked into the green room and saw your books. I was like, oh, no. Like, just so you know, I did not ask. And I wanted to say it crossed my mind to ask. And honestly, if I just wasn't so lazy, I would have asked. I'm going all the way there. Like, let me sign some books.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah. No, you're so right. They're being too cool, calm, and collected.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
These are extenuating circumstances though.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
They went through something really emotional. Of course.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
The lady said latte. No, you know they have like instant coffee or like, you know, crap. Like military food where that's like dehydrated.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, it comes in like a cardboard sleeve. Yeah, so I guess I'm not going to become an astronaut for a multitude of reasons. One, I don't think I'm physically fit enough.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And you also need to like live a minimal lifestyle. Like you need to be okay with less like material items. You don't take anything. You also need to be, I think, like okay with being bored, which is one of my least favorite feelings.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, but who am I going to space with? Because if I'm going to space with you, you're not going to play with me.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Oh, that's good. So maybe if I want a chance to get you to play Monopoly with me, I just have to take you to space.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Jackie did play cards with me at Yardhouse, and that's why I love Yardhouse. It kind of brings out the best in people.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
know if I would say whoop it was like a pretty long game and by the end like somebody needed to win and it just happened to be you honestly like I'm not I had strategies she did irons in the fire she didn't like that's the thing not to be like a sore loser because I can respect that like you won but it wasn't this like great feat okay so I won't tell you my strategies then for how to win at gym that's okay I don't need them I don't think I don't think that I do honestly you don't need them when you're not playing against me
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Okay, bitch. We have a great show today. Did you watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It was so good. It was. I don't feel like this season was the elk of a three-part reunion. Having said that, Part 1 didn't disappoint as much as I thought it would, given the fact that Part 1 is usually the most boring. Yeah. And it does sort of set the scene as to why Garcelle left. You thought she was being dramatic. Like, no, she's definitely on an island by herself. Yeah.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
we'll recap it in the TV recap, but she definitely also put way too many of her eggs in Sutton's basket. Like she, it's kind of like a rookie mistake to just tether yourself to one person and have no friendships outside of that. Cause you really can't film if you, if that one relationship then becomes a little weathered, which it seems to be becoming.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
She's like, it's not that you're not sharing stuff. It's that you have nothing to share.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Can I tell you who does not stop saying, you will love it?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
So true. Oh my God, I had like a real, sorry, we're going to get to the stories, but just one second. So Ben's birthday is tomorrow. Happy birthday, Bunjilish. I made a pargy dinner reservation like weeks ago. I'm really proud. Like I got this great reservation. It's a fabulous new place. We're going away to like a little spa retreat this weekend.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And with a lot of drama surrounding the collegiate system right now, it's really important that we support universities that protect all students. And GSU is an accredited university where all are welcome.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And then he was like, by the way, I got this great tea time at this like fancy golf course on Thursday. So like we're going to golf on Thursday. And like.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Not me, obviously. The way I was so hurt, like. I built up in my mind, like Ben is my prisoner, but in my mind, like he wants to be there. You know what I mean? Like he, he would, there's nowhere else he would rather be. And the fact that it's his birthday and like he could do whatever he wants. And of course I can't say anything. Like he's choosing not to spend it with me.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It just kind of, it was this break in my belief that like my prisoner is also my friend.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
He did then say like, you can call me right in the car. Like, please kill me.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, lay in bed and watch TV. We have so much fun when we do that.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It just hurt my, I didn't expect it to hurt my feelings so much, honestly. Well, I'm sorry. That's okay. I guess I'll just have all day to get ready for my big date while she comes back. Can we just order in?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
No fucking way, bitch. I made this reservation weeks ago.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
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The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
L-O. That's a good question. Probably not.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
How was Kylie's uterus? That's actually really funny.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Now, why hasn't Travis met the niece? Travis is obviously not busy. He's not working. Like, go to Philadelphia and meet your niece. Yeah.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Was Travis in his usual setup? Like, did he appear to be home?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Oh, not an ornate barn door. Let me take a look at this.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It actually is really funny. Okay. He hasn't been in his... Yeah. Oh, by the way, that's a perfect way to describe it. It's an ornate barn door.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I'm also thinking of Taylor's real estate portfolio. Like where does this door fit in? She has this big estate in Nashville. You might have a door like that at your Nashville home.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
So interesting that he's still not home. That's really what I was wondering and gleaning from his. Because you can tell when he's home, he's in his studio just like you. He has an at-home studio.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Now, what does Taylor Swift get for like her boyfriend's new nephew, niece, excuse me?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, she would want like a baby Brezza, like something really practical that like will help her in the night.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Everything launches tomorrow at 10 a.m. Eastern time on shoptoastmerch.com. Just a reminder that the way we're doing merch these days is a little bit different because we took your feedback. So things will ship in one to two weeks, but that does mean that there are limited stock. Now we did order a ton and I think we did a good job.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Do you think she has a baby list? Honestly.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, that's like a huge underrated gift. Like come over, do the dishes. What if you just unloaded the laundry?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
That is amazing. But like make sure to clean the pot when you're done.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Well, I feel like I've spoken that like a lot of my anxiety about being postpartum mostly has to do with the fact that my apartment will be messy because that's just like not something I can handle. And so if you are a person in my life who's close to me who probably will be invited over, let this be your message.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Like, please, first of all, don't bring stuff like I don't need more crap in my house. Like, don't bring me a gift basket like I'm never going to get to it. Why don't you bring a broom and a mop and just put roll up your sleeves and get to work?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Sure, sure, sure. That works too. But like, you know, don't be afraid to roll your sleeves up and start putting things away. That's what I want those who are close to me listening to this episode, that's what I want them to walk away from this episode with.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And please don't bring stuff. That's actually something I'm like anxious about.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
no literally it's gonna be like swiffer it's you know it's gonna be like swiffer products clorox and i feel like people feel compelled to like come over and they're not empty-handed and i just want everyone in my life to know like please please come over empty-handed unless it's a sweet treat like i don't need more crap like more boxes and bags piling up in the foyer i just i don't even have a foyer and i think it's a foyer i'll reserve my thoughts do you think it's a foyer
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Got it. You know, foyer becomes just like a dumpster. What are your thoughts? What are you not saying?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Some things might sell out, but if you're looking for like certain sizes or specific items, I would suggest getting on at 10 a.m. Eastern time exact, perhaps setting an alarm. And if something does sell out, we are going to be opening it up to pre-order.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
You think I'm going to want stuff? What? Or you think nobody's going to want to come over because I'm being such a nightmare?
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
oh me like I'm just saying you might change I might I might and honestly I hope that I will having said that like and you're in bed with baby so like you don't even see the foyer I have been in some of the lowest and highest moments of my life and like my foyer was still top of mind I hope you're right, though. I do.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Well, I would hope that everybody around me is cleaning up so that I don't even have to wait.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Jackie, you are going to give me the blanket. You are.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It won't. I have a place for it on my rocker. I'm ready for it. You can send it now.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Great. Please do not bring stuff, like, for real.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
So if something that you wanted sells out or the size you weren't able to get, you can preorder it. But just know like it will take minimum six weeks to ship. So we're doing our best to get everybody everything they need whilst also, you know, keeping the shipping times down.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, so a lot of people thought when they were guessing this baby's name that it was going to have two Ts now. The baby naming expert that I watched a video on said they didn't do the double Ts, but they still did double consonant with Finley.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
I wish for my baby to flip in his own time.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And a couple of – well, actually just one story about SNL came out yesterday that kind of answers some of the questions we were having about how there was a sketch that Joe Jonas was featured in. I don't know if you saw. They needed like a musician. And it was written for Morgan. And he had declined it. They didn't say that it was like a bad thing.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
He just didn't want to be in it, which is his right. You're there to perform music. You don't like have to do other stuff. Most people want to do it. He didn't. And that's why Joe Jonas took the gig. So I think that does indicate like a sign of just – you know, not being a team player, if you will.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
let me tell you, I didn't get got once. And I'm like, I was so fucking on it.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
No, that was a confusing part of the day. And as a business owner, like it is annoying that like this day becomes sort of like funky because you do also like need to do regular business on this day. You know, Lauren Bostic.
The Toast
The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Welcome back to The Toast. Today's episode is brought to you by BabyList. We are so excited to talk to you about BabyList today. My new favorite app, as you guys know, culturally I'm not really comfortable buying things for the baby yet, but the BabyList app has been the most amazing for creating registries, getting organized, creating checklists, and we are so excited to be working with them.
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And they had to put it in the caption. Be like, no, this isn't a prank.
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You might. You might, but I don't know if that's like helping with your conversions. I would love to ask Lauren how the launch went. Like, it's actually so annoying. And I was thinking the same when, because we had these big plans for April Fool's with Spritz. We were doing like a fake Manischewitz collab that may or not actually be happening. And then, but then I also had to launch the merch.
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Thank you. Thank you. Okay, totally forgot. And it also sounds like we are the type of people who need to see this movie because I legit know nothing about the Beatles and I actually don't care. I love Amy Lewood. She's great in The White Lotus. And yes, she does look visually, mostly because of the gap, but also because they're just like pretty young girls. Like Patti Boyd.
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And I'm like, people are going to think like these are back-to-back pranks, but what's funny about merch? But I just hate that we had to caveat being like, not a prank, real merch, shopchanel.com. Well, shopchanel is the prank.
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I don't know that I would. That's very big of you, but I have a lot going on.
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Obladi, Oblada, like that's so classic us.
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Yeah, I do think that when they say, hey Judah, Judah, Judah, Judah, like they slap, they ate with that. It's like, I find myself getting taken by the music. Of course, Here Comes the Sun always makes me think of the Parent Trap.
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like it's just annoying I'm getting over like social media April Fool's like for a while I had a lot of fun for a lot of years nobody blew me away this year like and thankfully I didn't see anybody faking any pregnancy announcements which I was grateful for because you know that's a one way ticket to cancellation bill no someone who faked a pregnancy announcement but crushed it is Amy Schumer because she took a secret video of her telling her husband she's pregnant and he was like you don't have a uterus oh okay that's funny
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But it's more so like that there's nothing wrong with the song. There's wrong with like what the culture did with the song.
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It's Sigourney Weaver in Heartbreakers. Everybody knows she wrote that song. I love that song.
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Oh, I agree. I love Fifth Harmony's cover of it. I'm being dead serious. It's really beautiful.
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I think it's fair to say they have a lot of good songs, honestly.
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I think that was kind of the what does the fox say of that time, honestly.
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And I'm sorry, this is not very Gen X of me. This is not. Oh, my God. Jackie, don't let your kids ever find Yellow Submarine.
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It's kind of the baby shark of the 70s or whatever the Beatles were. Yeah. And I think that the Beatles' best song is Four or Five Seconds. That's just Paul. Do you think that'll be in his one? It better. Like, I think that Four or Five Seconds by Rihanna, Paul, and that other freak is literally the best song made in the last, like, 25 years. Yeah, it's really good. From while in, like so good.
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And that's like the last song Rihanna ever released. And you know what? If that was the last song I released, I probably wouldn't release anything after that either because you're never going to make anything as good.
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No. Kind of the name on everybody's lips today, BabyList. They are sponsoring the fifth and final story, which is kind of a huge moment for the brand.
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So I knew about BabyList, obviously, before I got pregnant. One, I know Jackie used it, but also anytime a friend of mine has a baby, you just go to BabyList. You know that they have a registry there. And so I knew that it was the place for registries, but I really didn't realize for myself. So we've talked about this a little bit, like,
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culturally just like we're not the types of girls we're very superstitious around pregnancy so we're not having our nurseries ready to go by the six month mark like some of these girls on TikTok I'm so jealous of them but we just don't do that so I have but I found it like very overwhelming like the things I'm going to need and like I'm very organized like that I have like OCD and so BabyList has been amazing for like creating checklists and just like getting myself organized so that when the time comes I can order everything from BabyList like at once I just think it's literally become my new favorite app to scroll on like move over TikTok it's me and the BabyList app
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So it's basically a one-stop shop for making it feel easy to prepare for having a baby. Obviously, there's nothing easy about what's about to happen, but BabyList really does help when it comes to the mind games.
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And you know what? They had a feature that I thought was so brilliant. When I was buying a gift for my friends, Nikki and Jordan, it gave you an option. Do you want this person to send you a thank you note? And I was like, no, people should not have to send thank you notes at this time in their life.
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It's such a brilliant. I was like, oh my God, everybody needs this. It was really, they really think of everything. And there's a reason why it's the internet's favorite registry. You can add anything from anywhere, find the best prices and keep track of everything. It's super easy and helpful.
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So everything's in one place, which is also kind of crazy. Like that you can literally register for anything.
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I also feel like it's really good for research. I was talking about like my stroller dilemma and being able to like read reviews and then like learn about different strollers. BabyList is super helpful for that and like managing and keeping track of all of it. So again, while I haven't – actually I have purchased two things now from BabyList because I am getting a little bit further along.
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So I have started like the purchasing very slowly, very slowly. But like weeks and months ago, I really downloaded the app and like started cultivating my vibe. I was like making little – like the graphics of like what my room could look like. Try not to get ahead of myself, of course. But BabyList has really just been like a fabulous resource for me.
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So whether you're like a superstitious person or you're somebody who wants to get it all done day one, really BabyList is the perfect app to have downloaded on your phone. So go to babylist.com slash to toast to start your registry for free or to find your friend's registries and give the best baby gifts.
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So what are the odds somebody would step in it like so majorly twice.
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Oh my, wait, not them making quote cards from Jonah Platt's Instagram comment.
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And they run in similar like theatrical circles.
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I don't even think next time you need to do that. Like, what are the odds? This is so crazy.
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They made like a, basically a Dyson air wrap. like for your hair, but it's like the size of your finger and it's for your eyebrows to like blow out your eyebrows. Let me tell you, people would buy that.
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I actually believe her which is why this is like easy for there's no it's so how do people even put together that this was related like I would never have known now I would have loved for her to insert herself like wow does she hate Rachel Zegler what's the tea but I believe her that like seriously she wanted no part of this this was not like a big statement she just is like a quote card girly and sometimes you quote card a little too close to the sun no it's really true and she backpedaled out of this like as best as she could I think her statement really
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I just want to know the person who took a quote from Jonah Platts. Like, what inspired them to make it into a graphic?
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Yes, it's like kind of one of the hot button therapy words. Especially on social media.
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I like how she talks about it like it's, you know, like racism. Like it's like a cause to be... Do you know what I mean? I will continue to post about anti-Semitism and narcissism and bigotry. Like, she's acting like it's one of those isms. It's not. But I guess it's something that's really affected her. And to be honest, like, this is quite funny of her. It's hysterical. And I do believe her.
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Yeah, and I truly believe just like an Instagram faux pas. It's true. Like nobody researches quote cards. You just like literally pick them up on the side of the road.
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Jackie loves that Instagram account, Third Eye Thoughts. Like do you know where all of their quotes are sourced from? No.
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I think they pillage BradyQuotes.com quite a bit.
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Truly, I enjoyed that. And I'm glad that the Jonah Platt conversation is continuing because that was seriously one of the funniest things. Yeah. Now let's dive into the TV recap part. One of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion was on last night. And it's a tale of two couches. And the right couch just like is obviously my preferred couch. But they also are just like a real team and unit.
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And like the left couch is just falling apart at the seams. Like it's so messy.
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Yeah, I felt really proud. Like some years I really get got. Even in my personal life, as you guys know, Jackie's friend Dana from the Redheads is like, this is her Christmas. Like it's her Super Bowl. She wakes up at 5 a.m. She probably plans some weeks in advance. She does. She did not get me, bitch. She did not.
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Yeah. And so really, Garcelle has been the focus of this first part. And I think watching her break for lunch and being like, I had no idea I was going to become like the Garcelle show. She really didn't know that like she had like rubbed so many people the wrong way. And I think it's becoming increasingly clear to her that she's on this island alone.
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And for a while she was on an island alone with Sutton. And that was OK. And now Sutton is sort of like jumped ship. And Garcelle's trying to bring her down with her being like, well, you said this off camera. And like, what? Like nobody cares.
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And I think it's interesting how the whole season everybody's accused Bose of being Dorit's mouthpiece. And I actually haven't felt that way at all. She definitely likes Dorit best and, like, defends her friend. But I've never felt like she was speaking for Dorit. I did feel like last night at the reunion she was being a little bit of a mouthpiece. But I like that she felt emboldened.
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Glinda emboldened him to... Like really, she didn't give a fuck. Like she was like ready to like throw down at her first reunion.
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I know. And when they announced their separation, like I really thought it was like fake. I thought, you know, storyline, like drama, of course they're gonna get back together, but it's become increasingly clear that like they have real issues. And I also was really bothered by, um,
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Kyle like the whole Kyle PK thing like she will not see how she's wrong in that but I'm glad that Andy was like you know you really shook the community when your first response to hearing that um PK was like this monster who like verbally abused his wife was that like you couldn't say it and she really like didn't I don't feel like she was held accountable enough for that it was like one of the worst things she said all season long um
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And then them being like, you blew up his alcoholism. He had shared it. Like, maybe not on the show, but he shared it publicly on social media. Like, they were really grasping at straws.
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You're exploiting. They just hate her. There were two, like, kind of gasping moments. And they both were directed at Garcelle, which I actually felt bad for. She was just getting, like, eaten up and chewed out. Obviously, when Erica was like, I guess I just wish you were more interesting in your life. Like, because it was true. It's like, everybody gives so much.
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And, like, Garcelle doesn't hold back. She shares about her kids. Like, she shares about everything. It's just not that compelling. And so I think her most compelling moments are when she comes for other people, which is not, like, a good place to be. And so when she was just like, I wish you were more interesting, it was just kind of – it wasn't – it was mean, obviously, but it was so –
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honest like true yeah and so that was kind of yikes and then when bows was like i mean everybody and she was pointing it at herself just you thinking that like i'm so easily manipulated to think things of you from to read like you must think very low of yourself I thought she was going to say, you must think very low of me. Well, that too. But then she was like, well, of course.
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But then when she was like, you think low of yourself, I was like, damn, Garcelle cannot catch a break. Like, honestly, I actually felt bad for her.
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So I feel like since she started, she's always been like really kind of slay the house down in her confessionals. But at the reunion, it's never been like a come to Jesus on Garcelle moment.
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This is like years in the making, which is why like the burglary stuff. So everybody's kind of airing out like years of grievances, which is just unfortunate for her. But this isn't new behavior. But she got used to being able to say kind of like fucked up shit.
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And Dorit is right that like you scour Twitter for like the theory that this was like an insurance set up the burglary for Dorit and her husband. Like that was a conspiracy theory from Twitter. There was no proof, no evidence of that ever. And like Garcelle really ran with it and talked about it. the season before last. And then again, this season, cause she got away with it.
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So she's just gotten kind of used to saying crazy things. And for the first time, yeah, maybe it's because there's nothing else going on this season. They're like, well, let's talk about Carsell.
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Yeah. The looks from the group collectively, like we're not my favorite. And I feel like Beverly Hills always really brings it.
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Did you feel like that comment Sutton made to Andy about like never having been married was like kind of weird and contentious? Because I got what she was saying in terms of Keely and Bose being like, you know, a guy who's approaching 50 and has never been married or has kids like does give you pause. Like, does he have commitment issues? Like, why now? Why does he want to get?
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And Andy was like, well, I've never been married. And it's obviously different. You know, he's gay and and the cultures are just different. And it's just like, I don't know. I don't think it's weird that Andy's never been married. I just don't.
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But actually I wouldn't I just feel like you know in the gay community it's like it's not as big of a deal.
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Yeah, I guess. I just thought it was kind of a crazy comment.
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Damn. I thought she was spot on about Keely. Like, it is a valid concern. That's like the one thing about bows.
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Can we talk about Boz's Malibu house? I had no idea she had a beachfront house in Malibu.
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Oh, oh, oh. And I guess they had filmed, because it was unseen footage between her and Sutton talking about Keely. And it was at the Malibu house. And I know those houses. It's like when you drive down Pacific Coast Highway and they're on the beach side. They're all gone right now. But those are like millions and millions of dollars. That's something I would have liked to have seen. Yeah.
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Because we got that whole thing about Garcelle's beach house.
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We know about everybody's second homes, Palm Springs, Kyle.
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Yeah, but like having a beach house in Malibu, that's definitely something worth knowing.
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So I thought it was actually very good. I had very low expectations for a reunion part one in general, especially for, like, such a blah season. But you know what? I actually really enjoyed it. I enjoyed it also.
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We've got Summer House tonight. Oh, tomorrow. Okay, let's remind everyone. 10 a.m. Eastern time is merch. Tomorrow is also our last episode of the week. We are taking off Friday. Jax has some big, big plans. And you know what? I'm taking the day.
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So... I don't know. Even though we had one on Monday.
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It was for me. So tomorrow, 10 a.m. Eastern Time, shoptoastmerch.com. I would recommend setting your alarms. There is a good amount of items available, but we do have a limit on how much is going to be available to ship in the next one to two weeks. If you don't get what you want in terms of sizing your items, all the items are going to go into pre-order after that.
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So you will then have to wait about six weeks, but you will get what you want. So don't be worried about that. You can check out our Instagram at the toast for... All the items, Jax, generally you're wearing what size and everything?
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Yeah, I have an XL in everything just because I think I have a complex about how I look. But I think actually a large might have better suited me in pretty much everything. But if you're going super oversized, I would size up.
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That's our show, you guys. Coffee's not sitting right in my stomach. You want to wrap up?
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She could have caught me in the middle of the night and I wouldn't have believed it. She was like, oh my God, did you see Elyse Myers is back on TikTok? She's launching an OnlyFans. And like, that would just never fucking happen. Like, it's just.
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Well, me and Dana are like always talking about Elyse Myers, like her whole saga on TikTok. And then she disappeared and she hasn't been seen in like a year. So I guess it was like, she's back, but also she's becoming an OnlyFans. Like that so would never happen. It was just, listen, I don't want to criticize. I know she's busy. You know, she became a mother this year. She can't do everything.
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And the way that she wrote it, too, she was like, run, don't walk to TikTok. Who talks like that?
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But it's not a joke how cute Bruno is, I'll tell you that much. Speaking of Dana, are you in the March Madness bracket? Did you do it?
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so i did it because like last year dana forced me it was the first year i did it and i low-key came in like second place i almost won i had just like made shit up so i thought i had the knack for the brack you had the elk of bracket i had the knack for the brack that's good so this year i just kind of i let like my you know vibes take me i was just like clicking on logos and things that i'm literally in like 96th place i already like there's no way i could win people in her league
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Let me tell you, I didn't check. I think there were some games last night, so I should check maybe something crazy happened.
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Didn't she do that last year? No, but I was in first place for a while last year, and I ended up coming in second. Okay, I am in 43rd place. Okay, but I got 40 out of 63 picks correct. I think that's pretty good, no?
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No, everybody just put their first name.
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Margo Ashtray. I think this is Margo. She's in 22nd place.
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Someone named Neil. Like, do you know who that is?
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Jackie, there's like, how many people are in here? There's 50 people in here.
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Oh, and I guess my team that I chose lost Alabama. Fuck them.
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If I had known, I obviously would have led with my faith.
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I would have let my faith lead me, but I didn't know that. Brian Perlman or whatever his name is.
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So not crushing my bracket this year, which is disappointing, although not shocking. I guess it was more shocking last year that I almost won.
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And it's a big pot because you get so many people and you only have to pay like 20, 25 bucks. So how much did you win? I think last year was like $1,000. Who won last year? I don't know, all I know is that it wasn't me.
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Like, perhaps, but everybody just puts in their first name. Like, I don't know who any of these people are.
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Right, she has, like, work, camp, home, college.
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Like, that could not be less me if I tried.
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Welcome back to the toast, everyone. Hope everybody's having a pargy. Gargy. Oh, I'm having a gargy pargy Wednesday. You want to know why?
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Oh, Ben would never do a bracket. It requires like so much organization. That's not his strong suit. I just mean that like Ben will be like, oh, I have a coffee meeting early in the morning.
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No, like literally from my internship 11 years ago. I'm like, it's the opposite. I have like my six friends and I've known them forever. Every now and then I pick up a straggler. You know, Shannon, she's a newer one. But no, Ben literally keeps in contact with everyone. It's a great skill.
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That ain't me. Okay, I know everyone's sick and tired of hearing me talk about this, even though I haven't talked about it that much. But I'm kind of waiting for my baby to flip, not to make everything about me.
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Oh, have I not? Okay, so my baby's not laying the right way. And I really need him to flip. It's time, you know? He will flip. And every time I go, I really thought last time he had flipped. The kicks had changed. They said you feel it more up by your ribs. You'll know.
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Above the pussy, like, you know. I know. But I had such a terrible night's sleep last night and the baby was kicking like really weird. I feel like he was swirling around. Maybe not flipping, but like maybe, you know, doing practice flips. Like, I think I really need to put out positive. And Dr. Fox is like, Most people's baby flip, like, in the next couple of weeks. Like, I'm still on track.
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I just have a bad feeling, like, that he's not going to flip. And I really want to push. Like, that's the whole point. Like, that's so classic. Like, I want to be in a movie, like, ah! And, like, screaming at Ben. Like, I want that. Like, that's the whole point.
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Correct. And, like, do I need another excuse to hate my stomach? Like, to have a big scar on it now? Like, please, I can't take that on. I can't.
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OK, Dr. Fox said absolutely none of them are medically proven. But yes, people say no, they're not medically proven.
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I'm wearing our new gargi-pargi set. I'm wearing an extra large. And I didn't wear a jacket today, so I'm walking to work, and the back of this sweatshirt just says in huge letters, like, gargi-pargi! And I'm walking to work, and it was like a quiet block, you know? And I hear someone screaming. Before she even said it, I knew that it was a scream directed towards me. She goes, gargi-pargi!
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And then I was telling that to Dr. Fox and he was like, well, her baby was probably going to flip.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
But the further along we go, the less space in my belly for a baby to flip. Like, we gotta go.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Totally. This is such Ben Soffer behavior of the baby though. Like, cause if I, if the baby was taking after me, like we would have flipped weeks ago. We would be ready to go. Bags are packed. We're ready to go. No, this is so Ben Soffer waiting till the last minute and like maybe, maybe not making the flight.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
My friend Rachel recommended acupuncture and I actually thought that was a good suggestion.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
You know, Brian Kelly has this crazy story. You know, for years and years and years, Brian Kelly was like a pack a day smoker. I don't know if you know that about him. Yes, I know. But way before I knew him, like in his 20s and early 30s. And sorry for putting him on blast, but I think he said this before publicly. I'm pretty sure. And he wanted to quit really badly. He didn't know how.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And he literally did one acupuncture session and never smoked a cigarette ever again.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Now, it failed my boy Theo. We did do canine acupuncture. But again, I think acupuncture was no match for like stage four cancer.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
No, but something like this. You know what? I'm open. I think there are fertility like acupuncture specialists who do these types of things.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Yeah, I should ask her if she knows a good acupuncturist in NYC. For sure she does. For sure.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Send me flippy energy, you know? Okay. But sometimes a baby doesn't flip because like, and I was, my physical therapist was telling me this. Her baby didn't flip and like she, you know, was the physical therapy queen. She wanted to push too. Turns out she had a very short umbilical cord. So had she delivered vaginally, like it would have been like, it would have been an issue.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
It would have been like bungeeing the baby.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Right, so she did a C-section and it turns out that was kind of like her only option and the best option. So I'm just trying to lead with God, lead with grace, but like flip, do a flip.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
What if I did a somersault? Like would that help or hurt?
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
What if I hung upside down from like the monkey bars?
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
No, of course not. But does the baby experience gravity? Would it trip him out?
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
Did you see that the astronauts who were stuck in space who are now coming back home, they obviously are on a press tour and everybody's asking them like, what did you want to eat first? What did you miss the most food and drink wise? They gave like such bland answers. I was kind of disappointed. One of them was like a latte. Okay. Yeah, I thought that was such a bad answer.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And then the third guy who gave like a normal answer said fresh bread.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
You know? Oh, my God. It's a conspiracy.
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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025
And I turn around, and it was just like a toaster in the wild. I don't know if she thought I was a toaster in the wild, Not the toaster in the wild, but it was a great moment for women.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
No, and of course. And I don't want to like, of course, yuck. No, but like I earned my gift. I feel like I'm a good friend to Shannon too, you know, in other ways. Yeah, and maybe she'll get you a gift.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
She is having fun. And so are we, because today's Tuesday, which is an important day in toaster history. It's Dear Toasters Tuesday, DTT. At the end of today's episode, we have Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, so make sure to stick around for that. We actually have a crazy one. I actually meant to ask you if we should talk about it. What's the subject matter? Drugs.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I feel like we don't do a lot of drugs. It's a bit of the white stuff.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Mothers Against Drugs. We are Mothers Against Drugs, but you know, I try not to be judgmental. And Against Drunk Driving. I'm a mad.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
It's true. You were looking for a very specific type of advice if you're writing to us about this. So we'll talk about it. So you'll get it.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
No, and I hate to make like your gift about me, you know, but I just wanted to say. There was a reason why I got it. Of course, of course, of course, of course. I am the one. That would be like me getting a cameo for Meghan Markle, you know? Yeah. No, it would actually be like me getting a cameo. This is the exact.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I wore like, especially because I'm like a professional pickleball player. I wore active dresses all summer last summer and the Roebuck one is so much better because most of them don't have an option to like not get totally naked while you have to go pee. Especially these days, like I'm peeing 45 times a day. Roebuck,
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like housewives, when they leave, like always, for the most part, as long as they part on good terms, like production allows them, even if they've been fired, like allows them to say like, I'm leaving and making it seem like it's their choice. I do think with Garcelle, it was her choice. I don't see a reason why she would be fired. She's an excellent housewife. I agree.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Me too. I... I'm shocked by this. I feel like it's been actually really good for her career outside of being a reality star. Like, as you know, she produces and acts in a lot of, like, content. She has, like, I think a big production deal with Lifetime. So...
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I'm shocked because I think a lot of her like recent success within the industry just has to do with her overall star rising from this show. And it's been actually impressive for, I don't know a lot of housewives who have done what she did with her housewife success. Usually it's a little bit more like, you know, front facing club appearances. Like I'm a model.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Whereas like she has a production company and like actually built something really sustainable, which I think is really smart. Maybe she's just not enjoying it anymore.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Similarity of that actor who was in The Bold Type and is like in all your favorite shows that gets canceled.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
yeah, I have questions for sure. Also, did you see that Bose is on Jimmy Fallon tonight?
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yes. I saw a clip. I was shocked.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
It is for like a housewife to be on a late night show. Like is a really big deal, especially by themselves. I feel like sometimes they'll do like two together. Like I know like Dorit and Kyle went on like Kelly Clarkson, which is daytime a little bit different, but it still feels like a little out of their scope. And so for it to be Bose by herself, I love, I was shocked because
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But it's also not like Beverly Hills is having a particularly high rated year. I feel like it's actually one of their slowest worst seasons.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Of course you know his name. Like that's the equivalent of like a lifelong obsession.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Right. Except for us. Right. I feel like it would make more sense when Salt Lake City was on. I feel like it was really impacting the zeitgeist if Heather Gay had been on.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
So I found that kind of crazy. I'm very here for it. But just an interesting thing to note. Yeah, very interesting. I would welcome Garcelle back. I'm sad to see her go. I think she's a great housewife. I think whether you like her or dislike her in terms of the actual drama, she's a very good housewife. She has said things that needed to be said. She's very direct. She has an interesting life.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Her personal life with her kids always added to some off-camera drama. Then the Vanderpump Rules of it all. So she really did... She did a great job, I would say. A job well done. She will be missed. Thank you for your service.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I don't know if they need a replacement, but I do think Beverly Hills needs like a little bit of a...
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
They should bring back Denise. Now's the time because one, Denise is like having a successful spinoff, which like always puts the other women in a weird like position. Two, she's kind of been talked about a lot when it comes to like how terrible they were to her about her sexuality. And now that's a big question with Kyle. Like I do think that would shake things up.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
That's true. Oh, I would have loved that. I forgot that they have like an alliance. She's like the only one in the group that Denise still likes.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah. I don't know if that just feels like we'd be getting the same season, but like a little different.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Bring back Eileen Davidson. Stop being so afraid.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, even though I don't think Teddy's at a place right now where she can really shake up a show.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I don't think they can talk about her now in the way that they have been up until this point. Do you know what I mean?
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
New, yeah. LVP. She would never, but I am ready. I'm ready too. Or honestly, Lisa Rinna. Yeah, but it's not fair. Because I feel like that was one of those people.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
oh yeah but the thing is like I find the Sutton sides like I find it I think like the fact that this this season is broken down but like Sutton versus everyone is what makes the season bad she's not a worthy adversary and she's not like an interesting person yeah so like I'm ready for something totally new yeah I don't know if Lisa Rinna would like be the balance that we need but I'm open I'm open I also don't think she would do it yeah
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, we're different people and that's okay. Now, I know one of your least favorite things actually is receiving cameos. You find it butt clenchingly awkward. So walk me through the experience of you receiving this cameo.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Now, this is not a shock because it does feel like Teresa is very much like the Dorit of the East Coast. Like the finances, especially with Louis, like don't really add up. I know she does very well as a reality star and, you know, a celebrity, but it doesn't match up with the house and the lifestyle and the jets to Greece.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Um, having said that, it is shocking that somebody like a grown woman would find themselves in a situation like this, not once, but twice. Yeah. And the first time, you know, I really was like, it's through no fault of her own. Right. Like he so clearly you watch those early seasons. She was such a stereotype of like the woman who has no idea what's going on in her husband's
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
business and and just sign stuff because he brought home paperwork for her to sign it is very trusting but now I'm like well at what point are we gonna put some you know personal accountability because I do think Louie like is a shady business person and every time he's been asked like since his inception on the show about his business remember he got fired he worked for he took a company public like there's been so many like weird things about his business I do believe that like if they have found themselves in trouble it's his fault yeah but how many times can a person find themselves here again
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, and you know what? Not that I wish money issues on anyone, but this is... something when it comes to the future of the franchise. Cause they've been in Jersey, like in a state of limbo for a while. It's like Melissa, Teresa. And I actually think another criminal go around for Teresa, like really helps. Cause it's going to be one of those things you can't bring up.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And then like a Jackie Goldschneider is going to bring it up. Well, not her. Well, not Jackie, but you know what I mean? Like that was what she did last time. And that makes for interesting TV. And you know, Teresa like is not gonna, she won't leave the show because she feels like it's hers and not Melissa's.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
So like maybe a normal person who wouldn't want to talk about this wouldn't be on the show, but she's not normal.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Well, are they saying it's 2.8 in unpaid taxes? Some of that is like penalties and fines and interest from the last- Tax lien.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I don't know what a lien is. I actually don't know. Hold on. Let me Google that. It's actually a good question. Because yeah, you're right. It would indicate like high earning- Of course, plus penalties.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
A tax lien is a legal claim by the government against a property where the owner fails to pay taxes owed. It can apply to real estate, personal property, or financial assets. A tax lien does not immediately result in the government seizing the property, but it gives them the right to do so if the debt remains unpaid. So it's not really clear what it's from. It's just a debt to the government.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Is it a tax lien on your house? Tell me what a tax lien is as if I'm an idiot. All right. By the way, thank you. Imagine you owe the government money because you didn't pay your taxes. Instead of just letting it slide, the government puts a big red flag on something you own, like your house or your car, saying you can't sell or refinance this until you pay it back. Pay us back. That's a tax lien.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
It's their way of making sure that they get their money. If you don't pay up, they might eventually take your stuff or let someone else buy the right to collect from you. Got it. Okay, so he didn't pay taxes, and they've put a tax lien on, did they say what it was?
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I just saw this and I didn't even feel bad for her. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
No, or she's using the same guy. Because when she, that guy James, when she was going to prison, they had like this lawyer slash publicist slash assistant. who does everything for them. And he was there putting her in prison. And there, when she got out, he would pick her up, drive her to Joe. And I feel like he is still actively involved in their finances. And somehow this is his fault.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Of course, right when you get out of prison, you're always going to behave, you know. But a couple of years later.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
No, I'm not. I'm not. No, you're right. I don't think that she knows any better. But at some point, like a 50-year-old mother of four, like I do expect more from you.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But this does bode well for the Real Housewives of New York, a jersey, excuse me, in terms of plot lines, because this is interesting.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Which is not as interesting when you have a tax drama. I need the other women involved.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
No, not only that. If you have your own show and you're going through this big tax scandal, who's around to challenge you on that?
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, right. Like, oh, Louis, let's write the check. Like, I need I need the Margaret Joseph's of the world to air the dirty laundry.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
They say she's actually rumored to be on the upcoming season of Traders. They're casting it right now. Some other names floating around were Tiffany Pollard. Fab.
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Oh, Mary Cosby, NeNe Leakes, Margaret Josephs, and Ava Marcel will reportedly be a part of Traitor Season 4.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
That was just the one rumor that came.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Well, we also, it was, I liked that Shannon got a cameo obviously because it's funny and whatever, but we also get a little bit of inside scoop on like, business right now. Like her, it's kind of everyone's dream. Your cameos blowing up. Like that's just encouraging more people like Shannon. Shannon can't be the only one who in the last week decided to book a cameo from Nikki Blondie.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Shannon said she turned it around in three hours.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Shannon's like an extravagant person. So she's not a good example, but like somebody who's doing this for the schtick, what's the most amount of money in this economy you would pay for like a schticky video? I feel like 250.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Welcome back to the Toast and happy Tuesday. I'm honored and humbled to be sitting down with one of the nicest kids in town. That's right, it's Jackie O, my co-host, my sister, queen, but also recipient of a Nikki Blonsky cameo as of 10.30 a.m. this morning. You know that it's like literally killing me inside that you're the one who got a Nikki Blonsky cameo.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I just want to say, I think that other people are taking note of like the virality of cameos and trying to capitalize it. And I do need to call out Tom Sandoval for being like extremely cringe right now. He's posting all of his cameos on TikTok and they're like skits with sunglasses and stuff. And he's like trying to make a moment. He's like seeing it's happening to Nikki.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And when you're in this line of work, like you get out what you put into cameo, you have to promote it. You have to do well. You have to make meaningful videos in order for the business to grow. It's not just like this automatic thing. So I need him to calm down a little bit. Like, let Nikki have her moment. I'm telling you, I think he's feeling threatened.
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Perhaps at a point in time. Right now, I don't think it would be funny.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
What's so funny is I see this story nowhere. So I'm so glad you're constantly keeping me abreast on it because it's actually devastating. And it's something I'm interested in. I don't see major coverage of.
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Oh, no. Now she doesn't have a place to live.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Maybe a younger Dembo only knows her in reference to Taylor. I see her, and I think of Heart of Dixie. I think some of our beloved Gen X listeners see her and think of Pearl Harbor.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
White chicks. And then our Gen Z listeners see her and think Taylor Swift's friend.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
It's just one of those situations where, like, you think you've hit rock bottom. Like, you lose custody of your kids, and, like, how could it possibly get worse? And look, here it is, getting worse.
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picture with them i just feel like she's really focused on the wrong things right now like just like taking pictures with your kids sending a statement to us weekly about your rent like i understand like i care about what other people think of course but when you've hit such a low in your life and you've actually lost custody of your kids the fact that it seems like a priority to manage the press um when this really can and should be handled totally privately it feels like an odd um
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No, but, like, actually, please don't. I want to know what he charges.
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priority yeah no get your house in order right and then then write a book like everybody else you know yeah and I'm sure she has she's been a child actress like I'm sure she's been through a lot but right now I agree with you like find a place to live like not the direct statement to us weekly it's not like it's you know the New York Times right like focus no shade to us weekly but like time with your kids ignore us right like don't make it like you have only said amount of time with your kids stop taking selfies like and and
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Right. Later on, once everything has resolved itself.
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No. But things you might be able to put a Band-Aid on are some of our Dear Toaster submissions. Maybe. Maybe. Every Tuesday, Jackie and I do Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where we read three submissions from swirlies in need. They reach out to us through all different stages of life, marriage, wedding, relationships. You can talk to us about anything.
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We're really open books, and I think you'll see that today. So thank you to everyone who wrote in in advance for your openness and your transparency. Oh, and if you want to write in, deartoasters.gmail.com is the email address, or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down, little submission box. Both methods of communication are completely anonymous. Okay.
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I am going to start a ban, Turdy and the Most Extras, because it's kind of a good name.
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Hey, girly swirlies. I've been dating my boyfriend for about a year. He's been great. I'm 25. He is 27. He's a wonderful, hardworking man. We've really leaned on each other this past year. One issue.
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He works in a prison, and I understand this job can be brutal and uncomfortable at times, but he continuously talks about how unfair it is that the pregnant women that work there get lighter duty shifts, meaning earlier posts in the jail, like you get to sit at the front desk for your shift, like you just get lighter loads.
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He didn't get an easier shift when he broke his leg, and this is his Roman Empire. He keeps saying he'll never understand since I don't, he keeps saying I'll never understand since I don't work there, but it's actually giving me the ick. Makes me never want to have a child with him if this is how he views breaking your leg and being pregnant at the same time.
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Tom Sandoval on Cameo is charging $200. Why is he charging more than Nikki Blonsky right now?
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It's, is this immaturity he will grow out of or is this a serious red flag that he has no respect for women carrying children? Please help. I'm a concerned, I'm concerned, I'm concerned XO a fellow girly who would like to have a few babies. She has a typo. I'm concerned period. XO. Oh, no, I'm concerned, period. XO. A fellow girly who would like to have a few babies one day. I understand.
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I know because obviously like they're getting to sit at the front desk because, you know, being on your feet all day is a tough job. But also, you know, there is a level of risk with being like a prison guard. And if you're carrying a baby, you want to minimize that risk. So, you know, putting them in solitary with the crazies, like that's also not good.
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By the way, your rate is fluid.
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So the fact that he can't see that, like it's a little concerning for sure. I don't think he like hates pregnant women. He might just be like selfish and immature 100%. I need to know more about the relationship. Like is he generally a selfish person?
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That's only something you can really evaluate.
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Yeah. And then like make it about themselves and their broken leg. Yeah. Sounds like a baby. Yeah. So it does really sound like immaturity. It does. Yeah. However, it's not a good look. No, but I do often think even like myself, like maybe things I used to think or say about like a pregnant person.
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I remember actually the first time I ever, ever got like any sort of backlash online before I really had even a platform. I was at a doctor's office and there was like a person like breastfeeding, like right in front of me. And I remember tweeting like, People who breastfeed in public. Can you not? Oh, my God. Like the Breastfeeding Association of America. Like everybody.
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Okay, I'll tell you. Okay, the number one booked on Cameo right now is Nikki Blonsky. You're lying. I swear. The number two is James Buckley. He's an actor in Betweeners. I've never seen him before.
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Like I got like so canceled for this dumb tweet. And now like now that's something I vehemently disagree with.
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I want to see more. In a doctor's office, it's actually a great place to do it. It might not have been a doctor's office. It was like a waiting room for something. Maybe a doctor, but I feel like no. Regardless, that's something I vehemently disagree with now. I'm learned and more evolved than that.
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So it's entirely possible that you just really don't get these things when it pertains to motherhood and whatever until you experience it yourself or you know someone who does.
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Yes, I actually just read a study that, like, most men, most partners, like, really don't connect with the baby in utero. And that's, like, totally normal not to be, like, you know, some men, like, want to lay on your belly and talk to the baby. And, like, if they don't, like, that's okay. That doesn't make them a bad partner.
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It's just, it's almost virtually impossible for them to biologically connect.
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yeah maybe they gotta get you a few extra sodas but that's how your life changing i actually remember the conversation i had with ben when he realized like his life would not have to change at all when we were like first having the conversations about like starting to try and i was like talking about how i need to get off ozempic and i need to go to like all these things i needed to do before we could really even start and it's like okay and like what do i need to do and i was like nothing a lot of nothing he was like he was like wait my like i really don't have to do anything different i'm like no
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And he was like – I could see. He didn't want to rub it in my face. He was just like, that's great.
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Yes. Because a lot of your health during pregnancy, just like how you feel is directly correlated to the health of the sperm and the male, the male partner.
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not at all because they're becoming like slender september but it's something i also saw tiktok that i've been thinking a lot about recently um and this girl was like i feel like we talk about like pretty privilege we talk about skinny privilege we talk about like all these different privileges but we really don't talk about like partner privilege and what that means to like live a life and like build a family with somebody who's like an actual partner and now of course there's partner privilege like it's a privilege to have a partner in general as opposed to not having one
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But there's also a difference between having a partner and a partner who actually contributes and helps and is an equal, if not more load-bearing individual. And so when you're thinking about who you're going to have kids with, it's actually really true. You have to have pretty considerable standards for yourself in terms of what you want your future to look like.
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So I feel like you're not being dramatic to the girl who's writing in about being concerned about it. But it could be nothing.
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It says he's the CEO of Big Baller Brand. I think he's a basketball guy.
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Maybe, okay, maybe privilege isn't the right word, but I knew what she was saying.
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What do you think about the struggles of the first year of having a baby, right? Like the difference in A, doing it alone, B, doing it with a partner who sucks, and C, doing it with like an equal 50-50, as much as it can be 50-50, a 50-50 husband, like- It's not even a question how different those three things are. Yeah. And it is a privilege, the third.
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Right. No, it's also something you hopefully can control. Now, of course, some things are after control.
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Well, yeah. That's the most evil.
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So... If you feel like this guy in other areas is like not a selfish person, this is just him being immature. Maybe he doesn't know anyone who's had a baby.
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You're okay. He could have a past. But maybe keep an eye out. Yeah. All right. Next up. Oh, this one was really crazy and weird. Okay. Hi, Jackie and Claudia. Lately, my husband has gotten very into SPH. Do you know what that is, Jackie?
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It's small penis humiliation. Okay. And I don't know how to handle it. Out of nowhere, he started asking me to roast him. Like, we'll be watching TV and he'll randomly go, babe, tell me it's tiny. At first, I just ignored it. I thought he was joking. But he's literally not. He wants this. He's a husband? He keeps bringing it up. Yes. And now it's all I can think about.
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Number five is brilliantly dumb, the creator of Bob Does Sports. I actually don't know most of these people.
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And here's where it gets worse. I think he's gotten in my head because I swear I never thought his penis was small before. He's a little less than five inches hard, which I also thought like always was fine. But now I'm not so sure. The other day he got out of the shower and I saw it. It was like a two inch turtle retreating into its shell. I really just squinted and now I can't unsee it.
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And honestly, I think I'm feeling it, too. Like, is it just me? Do I not feel as full as I used to when we're intimate? Is this some kind of mind trick? Was I blissfully unaware this whole time? I feel like I've just been peeled into a new reality and I don't know how to go back. So now I'm stuck. I do want to give him what he wants, but I don't even know where to start.
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Do I casually drop comments throughout the day? Do I go full Regina George and roast him? Or do I just start agreeing with him and watch his entire world crumble? Sincerely, a confused but now convinced wife. Well, honestly, it sounds like you guys are a match made in heaven because he wants to be humiliated in being told he has a small penis and you actually think he has a small penis.
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So it sounds like you're the only woman who can really give him what he wants.
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Me neither. And I want to say something about penis size, if I may. I know we don't really talk about this, but don't worry, I'm not going to get graphic. I'm sad. I feel like we have like this fixation on like penis size. Now, of course, I'm not talking about, like, people who are, like, you know, born with micro penises or, like, the opposite.
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I'm just talking about, like, a penis. You know, a penis is what you make it. It's also, like, the connection and the person. And, like, I know I feel like I'm, like, I sound like Ben has the tiniest penis. Like, that's, like, I'm making. And I'm not. I swear to God. But I see people, like, especially, like, dating people.
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I promise that's not what I'm saying. But, like, I see a lot of people talking about this, like,
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on podcasts and influencers who do like dating and sex and relationships and there's this like fixation on penis size where it's like I don't know I feel like it's a little bit of shallow it's almost like how I feel about looks right everybody is good looking if you love them you know yeah and I also feel like if you're monogamous and you're in a relationship with someone for a long time especially if you're married it's not like you're seeing other penises that this one's bigger yours is small compared to it's big like that's just your penis that's the one that you have five inches like
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Yeah, we would crush it on Cameo.
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You're kidding. Measure your phone, okay? How many inches is your phone? Let's get to work, ladies. Why the fuck do you have a tape measure?
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Oh, okay, so a little bit smaller than your phone. Yeah, like... Yeah, I see, I see. Hmm.
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Oh, like the bottom of the eight of 1138?
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It is, but it's not, not workable.
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I completely agree. And if you... Do you have a tight, small, little vagina? Then it sounds like you guys are a match made in heaven. And I just think there are other... I don't know. A big penis is so lazy. Again, I really sound like I'm married to somebody with a micro penis. But like, oh, what? You have a big penis. You don't have to work as hard. I just feel like...
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Let's say your man has a small penis.
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Yeah, hubris. I don't even know what that means, but for sure.
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You know, but I also mean when it comes to intimacy, you don't feel like you have to do anything because you got this big penis.
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A big penis can only do so much. Somebody with an average-sized penis really has to work a little bit harder. Okay, I see. That's five?
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That's not great. But back to this girl's issue. I feel like penis size is not your problem here.
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Who is the most expensive on Cameo? I feel like for a while it was Bethany Frankel.
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Yeah, that's, I don't want to kink shame, of course.
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I feel like there's something deeper going on with him psychologically that maybe we should explore.
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And it has nothing to do with you. And you're kind of letting his psychosis get to you because you're like thinking and feeling.
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So true. Like, you don't need this on your plate unless you were enjoying it.
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Oh, I guess I didn't choose the one about drugs.
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What's the average size penis in America? The average size erect penis in the U.S. is five and a half to six inches in length. Then also you have to consider girth. They say four and a half to five inches in girth.
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She said, by the way, it's under five. So maybe he's like an inch under.
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Brian Baumgartner. Yep, yep, him. He plays Kevin from The Office. I don't believe he's on it anymore, but we did, I remember reporting on it, he ended up sharing that he made a million dollars one year on Cameo.
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And are people really measuring their penises?
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Yeah, that's like a piece of salami. We should teach sex ed. We should. I would just say to this girl, like, I wouldn't do anything you're not comfortable with.
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They're married. Our third and final is not the one. I thought I chose the drug one. Maybe I decided not to. It's basically this girl texted her co-worker asking where she could get some blow. And she texted the wrong co-worker. And she had a pit about it. And then she texted the right co-worker. And the right co-worker was like, sorry, I don't do that. And I just wanted to tell her, no shame.
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Have fun. But if you're texting your co-workers for drugs, you might have a problem.
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Right. But that's not the one I, I guess I did just do it, but we're not doing it.
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Hey, swirlies. My fiance is a PJ. He's starting to give me the major X though. Last night, last time we got into a fight, he slapped himself in the face and said, you're so stupid to himself. Oh my God. To be clear, this was not done in a joking manner. His face was bright red and he was dead serious. It was very weird and it gave me a weird feeling and I almost want to end it. Help.
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I just want to say this is one of the situations where I feel like we're always talking about like ick culture. This is not an ick. Ick is like when you see somebody, you know, wearing a backpack and it makes them look weird. Like this is actually alarming behavior. Like self-harm. It's fucking weird.
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Yeah. I also think people who do this like maybe do other weird concerning things. Like is there anything else to this girl that comes to mind?
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Oh, that's good. Yeah, we could talk about it now. I guess, like, normalize talking to your partner. I guess. But sometimes somebody does something so weird, like, you just have to leave. There's nothing that needs to be said. Yeah, like I've seen what I needed to see and I need to never see you again.
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And it's maybe indicative of like a deeper issue.
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Yeah, he needs like nurturing at this moment, not abandonment. However, you got to look out for number one.
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Yeah, yeah. All these like compilations of like the most expensive, they're a little outdated, but for a while it was Caitlyn Jenner, $2,500.
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I just didn't realize people do this outside of SVU. Do you know what I mean? It's such a thing you do in the interrogation room.
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You're banging your head against the wall.
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Slut. I don't want to know. Just talk to him. Something therapy can fix.
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Guys, that's our show. Thank you to everybody who wrote into your toasters and everybody who listened to the end of this episode. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you enjoyed listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it. And Jackie's measuring what? Twelve. Twelve. That's insane.
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Like, I honestly, I think I'd rather have a micropenis. Right. Yeah, because that's pain.
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But you want to have a baby every night? No. No.
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thank you guys so much for listening to the testimony morning show we did in the past we should talk about penises more like we're so funny we are so funny like an untapped conversation for us i know if we ever but not too much really like it's no jack and i are like again when it's once in a while but just know if the show ever becomes like overtly sexual all the time it means we've officially run out of things to talk about yeah we're desperate yeah lonely women
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I'm sure she was getting booked, but it's like- You only need one instead of 10.
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Well, yeah, Nikki Blonsky. Floyd Mayweather also for a while. Now the prices are old and these are all outdated, but Bethany, like the names that are being floated around, Bethany, Mr. Wonderful, a lot of the sharks were on it.
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Floyd Mayweather, $15,000 was the last most expensive person. But I feel like at some point it gets confusing when really wealthy people are on Cameo.
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I just feel like $15,000 is not worth two minutes of Floyd Mayweather's time. I don't know why. I feel like he's that rich.
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You could get a jet ski in two minutes.
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Yeah, I'll go on Cameo and I'll make it like 100 grand. See if anybody will pay it. You can just make it up.
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I'm glad that we're talking about it.
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I mean, that's one of the things that made the biggest drama on the Real Housewives of New York. Remember that woman, Elise, with the bangs? What about her? She was saying stuff about... Someone, I don't remember. Like they're always making news. Also, I think conceptually as a business, it's quite brilliant. I believe that they are a publicly traded company. Like I think they crush it.
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I believe so as well. There's not even another company that does the same thing. No, they could never. How much revenue do you think they do in a year? Oh my God. What?
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I guess because it was like the perfect gift and the only way people were making money on COVID. But in 2020, they did $100 million in gross revenue.
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They were once valued at a billion dollars. And now this article saying as of eight months ago, they can't pay a $600,000 fine.
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Right. Wow. The guys who started Kemi are actually really smart. I feel like that's something we would have started.
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It's just like a simple but really brilliant concept.
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She did in her cameo request your recipe.
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To be honest, I actually see a lot of myself in Nikki Blonsky and we are both not the elk of Pargy loaf makers.
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Right. Being a mother to a sourdough starter is a full time job, especially in the beginning.
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I know she like does a lot of work on social media and that's what this whole like Nikki Blonsky renaissance is about. I do feel like she's not of this world though. Do you know what I mean? Like she's not really in touch.
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In such a desperate way. And what's annoying is that I'm sure every podcast. You think so?
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I believe she lives in New Jersey.
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Can we reach out to Nikki Blonsky about coming on the podcast? Question mark.
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immediately ASAP by end of week since Jackie's coming to town yeah exactly that's why we would do it nicest kids in town like those are the sort of guests we need yeah and so what I was gonna say is like I'm sure every podcast is a clamoring to have I think by the way not even just putting Nikki Blonsky in our title yesterday our episode is so outperforming she's so of the zeitgeist right now and what's annoying is like we're now competing with millions of other shows when a year ago nobody would have wanted talking about right nobody would have wanted Nikki a year ago we want her just as much now as we wanted her then
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Is it a story that Meghan Markle has joined an affiliate link program? No, it's not. Okay, good. I don't want it to be, but I do need to briefly talk about it. Like you, I think, become like really obsessed with random Meghan Markle things. And like, this is my obsession with my random Meghan Markle obsession of the day.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
When I saw that she joined an affiliate program that I'm familiar with, it's called Shop My.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I know a bunch of girls who use it. It's just a program that pays you.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I don't want to be rude, but basically, Shannon Ford, influencer, comedian, fellow podcaster on the Toast News Network, she listens to the Toast like a good friend should, you know? And she thought it would be funny to get Jax a cameo from Nikki Blonsky.
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And for those who don't know, if you're like a creator, anyone with a platform and you want to like link your shirt, but make a little bit of money off of every shirt you sell, it's called an affiliate link. And there are these companies like LTK, ShopMai, Rstyle, they facilitate that for you. They help you create links that are commissionable and you can like track them and stuff.
The Toast
In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
So you create little stores with all your little things, like an Amazon storefront type of thing. And Megan announced yesterday being like, I saw so many people asking like for my clothes recommendations and like links and stuff. So I made a little shop on Shop My and she linked it. And I don't know if to everybody it was the biggest steal in the world.
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When I tell you I had to sit for 10 minutes and think about it, I could not get over it. Having a Shop My or any sort of affiliate store is such a regular thing to do. And like, this is a person who was on the balcony at Buckingham Palace, you know, right? I don't know if I'll ever get over it. Of all the things she's done since Megxit, this to me is the most shocking. Yes.
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And let me tell you, it's not for nothing. Like I actually, that was one of my thoughts from the show is like, I love her vibe, her aesthetic. Like the clothes are very pargy. When she even said like her pants are from Zara. I was like, I know she's probably not pillaging Zara. There's like somebody who does that for her, but her whole aesthetic is actually really beautiful.
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And like, it should be shoppable. And so it's not a bad idea. It's just like, it's a crazy, is it? It's just like very pedestrian. It is the crazy, it's the craziest thing.
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It's Ballerina Farm meets Britney Spears. I guess I thought everything up until this point that she did that was quote unquote like pedestrian, like having a podcast. Anyone can have one. It's all been done with like the right partners. You know, she had this big Spotify partnership.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
So it's always been like, yeah, she's doing things that everybody else is doing, but at a much higher operating level. Yeah. And now it's like, well, no, we all log into our shopmy.com and like, you know, make a link.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Yeah, I guess the difference is that like all people, high and low, like post on social media, maybe not at the level that she does.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Not royals, but like even in America when you think of the most famous people, like they all share stuff, right? But they don't all have affiliate links. Like it's really crazy.
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No, I'm not in like a phase of my life where I am buying things, but I have thought that like this summer when I'm just like looking to relax and, you know, wear baggy clothes that are summery, I will be shopping at shopmy.com slash Megan.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
Because I don't think I'll be buying her jams. I'm not like a, I like Smuckers and Bon Mama. Like I'm all good on jam.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
But wouldn't there be like a big press announcement? Like shut my announces partnership with brand ambassador because everything she does is more elevated.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
And at this point, bring back the Tig. Actually, why not? I know, but we can't handle another name. I know, it's true. And she should have included the Tig from the very beginning.
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In Lieu of Flowers, Send Cameos: Tuesday, March 25th, 2025
I just want to say like a jam company called The Tig. That kind of makes sense. Like The Fig. The Fig Tig. Yeah. I agree. There's too much going on and it's been mismanaged from the beginning. But at this point, like she made an affiliate link. So there's really nothing off limits. Like bring your blog back.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And one of the ways he overuses is we have a couple of dishes that we always hand wash, like our knives, our pots and pans, unless there's been something really gross in there. So I wash, because I don't trust Ben to get all the food off, and he dries. And when he dries a big pan, he'll take a huge stack of paper towels to dry it. It's insane. That's clearly where you use the dish rag, right?
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And then like the final step in the kitchen cleaning is always wiping down the counters, Meyer lemon spray all over the counter. And then to wipe up the surface cleaner, he'll use the dish rag. Like it, it bothers me so much. And I was saying it to Jackie and she was like, I don't get it. That's like, not that crazy. I got not ideal. I got some real sense of community in the comments.
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People were like, no, he's so crazy for that.
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I found Booking.com really has something for everyone. I feel like different stages of my life and different trips that I take require different things. Like when I travel with the whole family, we're always looking for like a big house with like a game room and a huge kitchen, stuff for the kids. But when Ben and I travel, I'm kind of like having a hotel renaissance.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Because you were doubtful of my song competition. You were doubtful.
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And so we really need to stay on top of it, like for the sake of the health of me and the child. And Smart Mouth has been a fabulous resource for Ben and I, because something about Ben, like he eats the craziest food. So he's just like prone to having really crazy breath, not to like put him on the spot, but- Sorry. You'll never have bad breath again.
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Once again, fucking up all the ads. Like all the work that I just did, fucking it up with your confusing jargon.
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Right, right. It's easy to be the bigger person when you're the one who clearly broke up with the other.
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Yeah, she's always been the leader here in terms of all of it. They were hanging out with Taylor Swift because of her.
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That's why I brought up Taylor Swift. Like their, their coolness was her. Yes. Like they weren't getting invited to these cool places. And they were also just like a, an interesting couple. People found interesting because of her. She's really like a very interesting person. first of all, tier of celebrity. She's like Nepo Baby, but she's also really successful on her own.
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And she comes from just like a really fabulous circle of women. And he is, yes, Magic Mike.
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Like, if you've been paying attention and you've seen the movie She's the Man, you would know that Channing Tatum is probably one of the most talented actors of our time. Now, has he chosen roles after that that I would, you know, have agreed with and told him to do if I was his manager? No. You mean Magic Mike? Having said that, like, I feel like his movie career isn't what it should be. Yeah.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
We do need to figure out both internally, but I would like to hear people's thoughts because we had mentioned perhaps getting rid of Good Morning Millennials and this would be like our official like intro into the show. People rioted. So I think right as it stands right now, unless we find a better idea, it'll be every day like the ditty, the song, Good Morning Millennials.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
When I think of Channing Tatum, I think of, like, International Heartthrob. Everybody loves him. But, like, what's he in? 21 Jump Street, Magic Mike. Step up. The 21 Jump Street route was good. I liked that for him.
The Toast
Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Right. But those movies like sort of went out of style a little bit, like the super bad type of film. So he got in on that and then he did. And I get why Magic Mike is attractive, right? It's huge budgets, huge studio productions. Like it's a way for everyone in the world to know you and you make a ton of money.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Right. Step up. He's a very good dancer. So you want to dance too. Yeah. But when you do that, I feel like this is what we're always talking about. Like you have to sort of, if you care, you have to balance both like those big franchises with like your indie art films to like still be taken seriously as an actor.
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I take him seriously as my celebrity crush.
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Do you think when him and Jessie J broke up, it was him or her?
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It would have been better if like her happy ending with like the baby and everything after all of her like fertility struggles, if it would have happened with him. But it wasn't meant to be. I agree. Like we can't lament over that. We really can't.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
But I do love that Channing Tatum is kind of girly in the sense that he uses his dating career as a big part of his star and how he stays relevant. I feel like we're recently talking about him so much exclusively because of who he's dating, never because of his work. Well, now he's in Blink twice. Which, again, is really only being spoken about because they worked on it together.
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It was a passion project. It's a very small, independent film.
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Dropped the Tatum. And she, her husband. She moved on, has a baby with someone else.
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Steve Z. Kazee. Do you think of, oh, Kazee. Spell it.
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That's too recent. The thing I'm thinking about was like way later. Maybe it's on his Wikipedia. It's not. Like what are we thinking of?
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And I love that they have something, like we created something that they love. Like I'm not going to take that away from them.
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Wow. People who worked on the Twilight soundtrack like are of another elk. Like they're the most talented people on the planet. Exactly. The way they seamlessly wove like Christina Perry, the civil wars, and then also Claire de Lune in there. It's actually like a piece of art. Yeah.
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Because the way I see it, it's like, you have a job in music that like, we've never heard of you. We only know you because of your partner, Hilary Duff. But if we were to look into it, like, oh, you do have a pretty legit music career.
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Okay, so he was in the news for like something positive, but a lot of people didn't see what happened before that. But you and I did. We were sending the screenshot back. He was selling these t-shirts like against Kanye. I guess Matthew Cuomo is Jewish. I didn't know that. And someone, he was like selling these t-shirts and... Somebody was like, which charity? It was all for charity.
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And he was like, somebody commented like, oh, which charity is this going towards? Like which Jewish charity? Obviously this is like a Jewish t-shirt.
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Right after the Kanye t-shirts. Kanye. Yeah. So he got involved, you know, and he was like making these t-shirts for charity. And somebody was like, which Jewish charity are you donating these to? He's like, I had a really hard time finding like a legit Jewish charity. So all of it's going to a mental health organization. What? What? What?
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You could have found a Jewish charity for so I could give you a thousand. And they're like, they're huge. Like ones you've all heard of. And so instead of doing like five minutes of work, you're giving it to a mental health organization. Like what? But then he ended up donating it to like a Jewish charity. I forget which one.
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When you think about Jewish charities, like you could start with the Holocaust. Of course, it's like a thousand. Yeah. Then he ended up like choosing a charity, a Holocaust one, and the shirts went viral. And then that's where it became a story. But Jackie and I like saw the screenshot of his comment, like responding to me like, I couldn't find a good one.
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Okay, so somebody, I found it. Somebody was like, oh my God, is this for a Jewish charity? He goes, I'm Jewish. I like when people say that. Like, leave me alone. I'm Jewish, and I had a hard time figuring out which charities were legit or didn't have a questionable history.
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And I didn't want to make the wrong call, so I decided to give to a mental health organization I know firsthand is doing great work. Now, I want to say something. He doesn't even name the mental health organization, which is just shady. People like, if you're selling something for charity, like it's sort of, I don't know if it's even like the law, but it's the right thing.
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Yes, I agree with you. However, certain things need to stay with us. That's tradition. That's how traditions get made.
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Matthew Koma. But then he ended up just getting praise because he chose a Holocaust charity. He was selling these shirts against Kanye West. Okay, let me go find it. That's a good question. That's actually a very good question.
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So that feels... Blue Card Holocaust Survivor Charity. Let me look it up.
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Thebluecardfund.org. Looks legit. I'm here. It's crazy, though, that I've never heard of it. Like, and I know all of them. Assisting Holocaust survivors in need.
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$7 million in aid to survivors battling cancer. Are these Holocaust survivors?
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He said Blue Card Holocaust Survivor Charity, yes.
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It was just kind of crazy to like raise a shirt, sell a shirt about antisemitism and then give the proceeds to mental health. That's like if I ran a charity for, you know, cancer and gave all the money to lupus, you know, like they're different causes. Yeah. Yeah. That was a weird moment.
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Oh my God, if it's about Meghan Markle, I actually, I'm vetoing. Okay. Because I don't even know what you're talking about. Like nothing happened yesterday. No, nothing happened, but now she's been like accused. Oh, actually something did happen.
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It's the timeless tradition of the Jackson-Claude.
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Is this about her talent agent dropping her?
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so the odyssey is a part of like homer the iliad and the odyssey right the two books and he is bringing the odyssey to the big screen tmz has photos this is huge for high school students like huge if there had been a movie back in the day like i would have went on to do great things but it's probably gonna be a very long movie i don't even know like if you would have watched it
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Right, and that's Christopher Nolan's thing. And also, I don't think at the age that I was supposed to be reading Homer, would I have ever even appreciated a Christopher Nolan film. I still find them a little chewy.
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I saw Moana in theaters and I actually fell asleep. And it wasn't a statement on the movie. I must've been really tired. And I was at one of those theaters with like really big chairs.
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So that was fun. Like, seriously, that whole journey, I loved every minute of it.
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Yes. But at the time, it was genuinely one of the most dreadful afternoons of my life.
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I was just like, why am I watching this movie?
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It's like a fake fantasy, right? It's not like something that could happen in real life.
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I find that shocking. I know Matt Damon is one of the greatest actors of our time when you think about Good Will Hunting. But in recent years, he's just been known as, to me, Ben Affleck's friend and the guy from the Dunkin' commercials. He doesn't give serious actor anymore. Although I know he has the chops and I know he's quite capable. Yeah.
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Like he'll always have. No, I'm saying like, no. And his OG career like that got him to the place of Matt Damon. Like he is one of the most talented actors ever. I don't think of him like that anymore. I think of him as like like somebody who does commercials.
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Oh, duty potatoes, my favorite. Yeah, duty potatoes. I don't remember that part of the movie, but I also didn't see it.
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Well, Christopher Nolan is like kind of known for like not giving a fuck about like the actor's history. Just like coming into audition. Like if you're good, you're good.
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I think that every time Christopher Nolan like farts, it's sort of big news for the community.
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Christopher Nolan does seem like a purist. You know, he's not out here. Like, obviously he wants to put his own spin on things, but he respects literature, I would assume. Yeah.
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No, the last thing Christopher Nolan did was Oppenheimer. He does like one big thing every few years.
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Let's not disgrace the dead. That's really disrespectful. That's rude.
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No, no, we like 1000% would not. Right.
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Like is that not cause for an emergency landing? Somebody died on your plane? That's a good question. Or unless they were like over the ocean and the closest airport was four hours away. Maybe they didn't land or maybe they didn't land in Venice. They landed somewhere closer, but it was still four hours away. Yeah. Because Australia is famously surrounded by water.
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They said that they weren't allowed to move their seats. That's also crazy. You're telling me there was not two other seats available or or one. I just feel like they also could have moved the woman. Now, obviously, like her being so fucking huge. Right. According to them. is a challenge, but there are other able-bodied people on the plane.
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Um, it's Tuesday, which really genuinely means nothing, but it means to your toasters. So the community is getting fed today. We have a ton of really good submissions that I'm excited about. I was giggling choosing them this morning. Um, and we have a party show. No.
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There would have been people who would have offered to help move and lay her under a sheet and give her a little bit of- But move her where?
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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast. Happy Tuesday. That feels like a Friday because we have a song and we are celebrating.
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That's crazy. By the way, that's really crazy. Yeah. And I could see an airline being like, well, the only two seats we have are in a cabin above your class. Like, I'd be like, sorry, that'll be, it's giving, you know, the Titanic. Will the lifeboats be seated according to gender and class?
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Right. No, there's something off about this story, like extremely bizarre. Yeah. And that's me?
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Oh, okay. So they're soft. They need counseling. I mean, to be clear, like actually that was kind of mean to me. Like sitting next to a dead body for four hours is fucking traumatizing. Like I saw a dead body at the airport once. And by saw, I mean like literally I drove past it slowly. Like when I was pulling up to like the curbside check-in area,
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he was like a couple cars down from me obviously just like was an older gentleman who passed away and like i saw them putting a sheet over him let me tell you my whole day was ruined i couldn't get over it i was so upset by it yeah and that was just you know a fleeting moment not a four-hour plane ride yeah have you ever seen the dead body i knew you were gonna ask me that aside from like a funeral um like i don't nothing comes to mind i don't want to think too hard
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Yeah, that time. It was LAX for anyone who's curious. Like, I could pick them out of a lineup right now. Like, I remember that face. It was so sad.
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Yeah, I mean, what are we talking about here? It's insane. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Is it fifth and final because we skipped? It is fifth and final. I'm going to make up for it in DT. I'll pull an extra one. I actually pulled a bunch of really good ones today.
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I have seen them and I haven't acknowledged them because I have media literacy. Like these two are so clearly not dating. And- Okay, continue.
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By the way, I've been singing it just so much in my head, in my house, walking around. The fact that I haven't accidentally started humming it on the toast and spilled the beans as to who the winner was is a miracle. Because I've just been like, Jackson died in my house.
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I love Jill Zarin. Like, this is so something she would do. And I'm happy for her that, like, it actually worked out, you know? Almost. We're halfway there. Well, we're halfway there. But, like, if nothing, just a budding friendship. Yeah, I wonder how Brittany feels about all this. I know. And it's like, could there be two more different girls?
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It's actually so crazy how like people on Love is Blind are temporarily so fucking famous. I was on TikTok and I must be watching a lot of Love is Blind TikTok content. So they're serving me like other stuff. And I got a video from like a former castmate and I didn't know who it was at first. He looked so familiar to me. And his name was Kyle. Do you remember him? He worked in construction.
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What city was he from? He kind of looked, hold on. Kyle, I don't remember what city. Love is blind.
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No. Oh, but they dated after Kyle and Deep Tea.
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So whatever, there was like a TikTok of his that came up. It was actually like really like highly produced. It was kind of cringe. And I'm like, why do I know this face? And it just reminded me like there was a time where he probably couldn't even leave his house, right? He was so famous.
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Like literally every famous person in the world was watching Love is Blood. And it's just such a moment in time. And how I could not place this man for 10 minutes. It was so crazy to me. Like how the mighty have fallen. Yeah, that's why you gotta make the most of it. Shayna.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. So it was just very jarring for me to see.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Before we dive into Dear Toasters, which is our weekly advice segment, let me let you know that our weekly advice segment called Dear Toasters is brought to you by State Farm. Thank you, State Farm, for supporting today's episode of The Toast.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
We know that the toasters can agree nothing feels better than a personal win, like when you get a final piece of furniture delivered to your apartment, your home really feels complete, perhaps you had a personal record in a workout. Well, perhaps you're a toaster who managed to stop for a much-needed iced coffee and you still made it to work on time. Whatever it is that you decide...
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to define as a personal win, it calls for a celebration. And who's cheering right beside you? Jackson Claude. Who else is cheering right beside you?
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Because with State Farm and the State Farm personal price plan, you can create an affordable price just for you when you bundle home and auto. So you can celebrate by breaking out the confetti and your happy dance moves. Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with the personal price plan.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, and actually, shout out to Becca for not writing it in my key. I actually had to practice a lot. It's a little bit higher than I normally sing. Obviously, I was able to crush it in the studio. Our producer, Curtis, said he never saw anyone get in so fast. Did the whole thing in like four minutes. He was impressed. I didn't even mention it, but he brought it up.
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Also, it just feels really good knowing like however you're looking to communicate with an agent, whether it's like... on their app, on their website, in person, on the phone, like whatever method of communication is like you're most comfortable with. You can do it all at State Farm. They've got all the swirlies covered.
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Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with a personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Prices are based on rating plans that vary by state. Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts, and savings, and eligibility do vary by state. And I believe they have a jingle. How does it go?
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I can't remember because I'm so focused on my jingle.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Wait, the way you had burr, like your little vibrato, that was really good. Thank you so much. Today's episode is also brought to you by Riley and Crew and the Riley and Crew Collective, where they combine art and imagination to offer unique clothing for modern kids and moms. So each collection features hand-drawn illustrations paired with beautiful muted tones and timeless designs.
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Riley and Crew is more than just a clothing brand. It's a one-stop shop that caters to you and your children at every stage of life, whether it's welcoming the newest member of your family in Quincy Maye,
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
dressing your child in Riley and crew for their first day of school or you're celebrating special occasions in an orally dress they really have an outfit for every occasion and it's also pargy you know that's really what I think separates Riley and crew but also the fact that you can match with your kids and different ages have different they have like a bunch of different brands um it's so cute I actually was just looking at their Instagram or I got like a targeted something and it was the cutest it made me like so jealous like a mom and a newborn and I think it
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
There was maybe another kid in the photo. Matching, looking so pargy and cute, like very cute vibes. Like still, it's hard to like match and not look stupid. Like you still want to look stylish and like cool whether you're with your baby or not. And Riley and Crew just crushes it. Founded by a mom in 2014. They also, the founder's name is Kelly.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
She's also the founder of the Baby Basics brand, which a lot of you probably have heard of, Quincy May. And then the children's occasion wear brand, Nora Lee. So they focus on modern basics. It's your one-stop shop for baby and toddler essentials featuring a beautiful collection of organic baby basics and earthy solid colors and subtle prints.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Noraly is their children's occasion wear brand, and they have really darling wedding and ceremony dresses, tutus matching mama and mini styles. And the spring season and summer season are nearing. Riley and Crew, Quincy, Mae, and Noraly are currently launching their SS25 collections. So shop all the fresh new styles for the warm season ahead.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Visit RileyandCrew.com slash the toast and use code toast for 15% off your order. That's R-Y-L-E-E-A-N-D-C-R-U.com slash the toast. Use code toast for 15% off your order for first time customers. Okay, you ready for Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment? Ready, Eddie.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
So for those who don't know, every Tuesday, Jackie and I do Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, where the girlies write in to us, either via email or our website. You can email us, deartoasters at gmail.com, or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Anything you're going through, we're gonna try and help you out. It is anonymous, don't worry.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
He kept saying, like, wow, Claudia's so impressive.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And today I'll throw in an extra submission, since we skipped over that story, we have some time. Let me see, which one was the one? I had a bunch of, there were a bunch of really good ones today. Oh, this one was crazy, ready? And it reminded me of the one I'm like waiting for an update on about the girl who found the pictures. Stop, stop. This one was kind of similar.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Hey, Jackson Turdy, crazy story. I was looking through my boyfriend's phone to find a photo he took of me to send to myself. Classic. While scrolling, I found a video. Yeah, like such an innocent journey she went on. While scrolling, I found a video that was a black screen, but the sound was us having sex. It's weird, no? Do I ask him about it? Do I delete the video? Help.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, and it wasn't even in my key. Yeah, I've worked with this producer several times.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Because, I mean, he could so easily lie being like, oh my God, we were having sex and my phone was recording. Who knew? Oh my God, that's so crazy.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I mean, I just feel like it's like a natural next step for him if he doesn't get caught, you know?
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Well, you have to confront him. And then I need you to really, well, I need you to then like channel your maternal, not maternal, like your woman's intuition.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
and you know this man like is he lying you you know when your partner's lying to you their voice gets up they look like they look you can't make eye contact you need to sit him down being like I found this video what like explain it yeah and he'll either say oh yeah I wanted to jerk off to it like he'll be honest or he'll say oh my god I had no idea and study him yeah is he lying yeah and maybe he wanted to jerk off to it and that's not so bad
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
But like the word that comes to mind is consent. Right. And you wanted me to make a little audio file for you. Sure. But you have to tell me.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I guess it's been a while since my last single.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, you have to have the conversation and then really trust your instinct.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Should we put this up on iTunes or is that like crazy?
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Literally kick this stranger out of your bed.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. Okay, this one's really crazy. I feel like ever since like a couple of weeks ago, we did one about breastfeeding. Everybody started writing in like their weird breastfeeding things.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Jackson Turney, I have a one-year-old who's still breastfeeding, and whenever my husband and I are having sex, he wants to suck on my boobs to get some milk. When he first did it a year ago, I thought he was just excited about, like, my huge milk-filled boobs, but now he's trying to make it, like, a regular thing. Isn't this weird? Do I say anything or just bite my tongue since I'm weaning now?
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Sincerely, a toaster whose husband thinks she has endless milk supply.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
There was an episode of Working Moms. Do you remember that show? The Canadian show? Where she was like sleeping with someone, like this young guy. And she was also breastfeeding. She just had a baby. And I don't know if he was like into it, but there was like something about it. Maybe watch that episode and see what she did.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
At this point, the time might have passed for you to say something, but like, are you curious? I am.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Right, right. We're playing like a voice note.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
She's failing. She's trying and failing. All right. My sister-in-law likes all, sorry. My sister-in-law likes all the reels about not liking your husband's family, aka how we're related, and not wanting to spend any time with them. I'm not sure she knows that I can see that she likes them. Should I say anything? That is hysterical. Yeah, reels, it should be personal.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, I thought more so about the people who made the content.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I'll have to figure out how to do that.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
You obviously are at a place where it doesn't matter. What? You're obviously at a place where it doesn't matter.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, but a lot of times, because my favorite girl, Shawna, she does a lot of stuff like that, a lot of her followers write in crazy stories and she acts it out.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Now, I know I said I would do an extra to your toasters, but I just want to be open and honest with the community. Like I'm three seconds away from pooping in my pants.
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Unless we just upload it as an episode.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
We did three. So I'm going. You can wrap up the show. Like I really have to go.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Then it's easy. But if we have to upload it as like, I could put it on my Spotify page, which has my music and my comedy albums, but that wouldn't be right. So then we'd have to make a new artist page, Jackson Cloud. Like it would be really hard.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
What is our like artist's name? Like what's our band name? Is it just like Claudia? Oh, okay.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Not like Claudia and Jacqueline Oshry.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Okay, that's right. First look, very first episode with our brand new theme song, Snitch. created by and for the Toasters. Congratulations to the swirly songwriter named Becca, who delivered a fabulous performance of an original song that we were honored to get into the studio to record.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
God willing, God willing, Blaine Hara.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, like songs we reference that you might not know are songs, but they are.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
What can I say except you're welcome.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Happy for you. Know that I am. Yeah, we do sing that a lot.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Education connection would obviously be on that too.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
The albums sort of write themselves.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
We do reference a lot of like random songs.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
So it was, I don't know what the name of the Demi Lovato song is. Just write happy for you.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Timeless. Timeless to me. Hairspray. Yeah, that's good. I like that.
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Yeah, sound off in the comments. What other songs do we constantly say?
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I don't know. They stopped sponsoring the show, so I'm inclined to say no.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Come again? Like when we make our album of Toast Shoes. Yes, it's its own song. It doesn't go on the playlist. I agree. Okay, just let us hear. I love this idea.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Can't wait to get our Spotify page up and running in six to eight months because that's when I'll remember to do it.
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I wouldn't dream of you turning the page.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah. In 50 years when we bury it in a time capsule, we should go into your backyard and bury a time capsule. We'll put like a spritz. We'll put a couple of things.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
But you probably won't be living in your house in 50 years.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
For it to, like, be impactful. I don't know.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, but they did it when they were, like, when they were really youthful, you know? Like, we're already grown bitches.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Party. It's funny that you think of Zoe 101 when you think of Time Capsule. I think of Crossroads with Britney Spears and Zoe Saldana.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I am always, like that movie is, I don't even, like, and obviously we watched it the same amount growing up. We happened to have had it on VCR. We used to literally play, rewind, play, rewind. Like it was the only movie we watched, but I don't feel like it had as big of an impact on everybody else in the family as it did me.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And in terms of like the sister's identity, Margot was the one who was really obsessed with Britney Spears. So like you would have thought that the movie would have impacted her most of all, but no, not me. And maybe that's because I really resonated with Britney in that film. Yeah. And just like having a song in your heart.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And Kim Cattrall is your mother and she wants nothing to do with you. That's the craziest part of the movie.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And she lives in a mansion in Arizona, and she's like, scram, Brittany, scram.
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She's like the obvious one. We know that's how she got her start, but not enough people know Taryn Manning.
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Oh, oh, I guess. But no, she went on to have an illustrious career.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Thousand percent. What else? Like, what's going on? I'm going to see Shannon's show tonight.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
No, I won't. But like, yeah, I have plans. I'm going out to dinner, too. Like, OK.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, it's kind of a crazy thing to do.
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Maybe she thinks her best look is the pink hair.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I just got the worst vibes from her. Like I really found her to be insufferable before she even turned like malicious, like just her storytelling and her use of like therapy language. I just found her to be like so dreadful. Um, but she defended me, you know? And then she started like acting weird and wrong. And I'm like, Oh, you're like the worst.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And just to acknowledge all the talented songwriters, it was a really big question for many weeks. Like, Becca or Samantha? Becca or Samantha? Blonde or brunette? Blonde or brunette? And then shout out to the two country toasters who did it together in Nashville. Those were the top three. It was really hard.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And she was just like, you have to trust me. You have to trust me.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Two things I also wanted to say about Love is Blind. I was thinking about this last night. We have seen Nick and Vanessa the Lachey twice, where I'm up to, episode nine. And I feel like you and I went on like such a diatribe about them when we watched Love is Blind UK, because the hosts were barely in it and it was just like a much more enjoyable experience.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And I know that there's been like a lot of feedback from the Netflix audience about Nick and Vanessa as hosts in general, but also like the show not needing so much host content. And I want to say it's actually been really pleasurable, like the little droplets we're getting of Nick and Vanessa.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And then the other thing was, I don't see enough people talking about like the budget for the vacation. Usually they say these huge hotel properties, every date is like very lavish. I mean, one of their dates was like walking through town. That's not a date, you know? Oh, they love that though. It's really... The hotel is so small. I'm surprised they're not running into each other.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
They usually say these like enormous all-inclusive resorts where like there's not another human being. It's like a really small Kimpton hotel. The sheets are purple.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
It looks like they brought their own bedding from like Target.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, and I want it to look like I'm the first person to sleep in that bed. I know that I'm not, but the sheets are crisp. This is like a duvet purple from Target.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I think there are varying degrees of Kimptons. It's kind of like, I don't think it's a luxury hotel. No, I don't.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I'll have to ask Brian. I stayed at a Kimpton once in Washington, D.C., and the floor in my entire room was wet. And that's the only time I've ever stayed at a Kimpton. And it has colored my opinion of the chain. It was a carpeted room, and the carpet was wet everywhere I walked. It was disgusting.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Ultimately, we chose Becca's because it sounds exactly like we were looking for, like a little Disney Channel theme song. It's so pargy. It's swirly. It's to the point. It's not too long. And we officially have our theme song. And the fact that we went on this whole social media journey is so us. We couldn't just do it the normal way.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
I wonder what it was. It was there for a show, I think. I think it was probably my sold out show at the Warner Theater.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Yeah, Warner. She played the Warner. It was a party show at the Warner. It always is. So like I could dive in. I'm just letting you know. But I also could not.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
Before we do, let me just say, Jackie and I posted a new episode on our Patreon yesterday. One of our favorite series, Naggy Bitch Wife. And it's just when girls write in, they're like, please, am I being a naggy bitch wife? Or like, am I justified in thinking my husband's insane? And it usually comes down to household chores. Lots of like things about taking out the garbage.
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
And I was sharing a story and Jackie, like you didn't support me. And I'm so glad that I shared it because you just didn't get it, you know?
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Theme Song in our Hearts: Tuesday, February 25th, 2025
About the paper towels. Did you get a lot of outreach? Oh my God. People were like, Ben is so crazy for that. So let me just say this on the main show because it's worth repeating. I've noticed something like crazy that my husband does. I've always known he has like a really bad habit of overusing paper towels. It's so wasteful. It's money down the drain.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, so it really worked out. I'm just sat. I got the stories up.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, plenty. And you watched White Lotus. And I watched White Lotus.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It might not fit in. And I really don't have that much to say.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, you said, like, it was a really good episode. It wasn't. It was, like, literally over the course of three hours. And they were just, like, dancing. I liked it. I didn't like dislike it, but nothing happened. Like my boy is still struggling. I want better for him.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
She's so fucking funny. She like actually wouldn't be able to handle it. I understand why he's not telling her. She can't even handle Piper staying the year here. In Taiwan. In Taiwan. I actually was liking Saxon because like he doesn't do drugs, which I like appreciated him taking a strong stance until he was peer pressured.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I know. I actually think that maybe Saxon didn't take the pill because he- I thought he spit it out. Because he threw it in his mouth like, let's go. And he could have easily taken it out because he wasn't acting out of turn. And he didn't even go to like make out with his brother. But Lachlan didn't.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And what's her vibe as a judge? Like, is she harsh? Is she sweet? I feel like she'd be a Paula.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. It's just different when it's, like, a different time. Because, like, you don't have to deal with it, like, as in present.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And also, like, Jon and Dany. Yeah. Yeah, but that was, like, aunt-uncle. Like, it was much more distant. Auntie-nephew loving.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So, yeah, they smooched. Oh, Leslie Bibb's husband had his big moment. That's what everybody's talking about with his speech. That was really fucking crazy.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. And then like the women were just being like so. Losers. Yeah.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, and the fact that movie star then hooks up with the guy.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And she's a bitch. Yeah. And like pushing this guy on her friend and like trying to get her to go for him. When meanwhile, she's been working him. Yeah.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
no like it's all we can have fun we're on vacation but like at some point like there's a fight starting at the club these freaks are in our villa can we go to bed yeah i liked that she said no to the shot and stood on her ground unlike saxon yeah correct um but yeah we have a lot to do today and really nothing happened and like honestly this show is i don't know what kind of press they have but like it's really crazy the way people talk about this show when like nothing happens
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
The thing about it is it's neither good nor bad because it's nothing.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It's nothing. It's nothingness. Are you ready for the Fast Five Stories?
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Okay. I will read the deets of this next story slowly so that you can recover.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
yeah Tracy Morgan was taken in a wheelchair after vomiting outside the Knicks versus Heat game not outside courtside at the Knicks versus Heat game at Madison Square Garden very different Tracy Morgan was taken away in a wheelchair after vomiting courtside at the game last night a photo shared on X showed him hunched over and throwing up in his floor seat at Madison Square Garden in New York City he was being attended to by a concerned friend there's literally a picture of him throwing up like
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, there's also a video. I can't watch it. And they didn't blur out the vomit, so I'm just going to cover it. In a separate video, he's shown wiping his face with a white towel while being escorted out of the arena by medics. Eyewitnesses claim that he was bleeding from his nose and could barely stand up.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
The actor's medical incident reportedly delayed the game in the third quarter for about 10 minutes. Reps for him haven't responded to comment, but a spokesperson for MSG told the Post, we hope Tracy feels better soon and we look forward to seeing him back courtside. Tracy is a lifelong Knicks fan, so all of the Knicks are really rallying around and sending him well wishes.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. I feel like it might have to do with something larger than just, like, nausea. Agreed. Because usually you could, like, maybe make it to the bathroom.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. He has a history of serious health issues over the years. He has diabetes, which is what put him on Ozempic. He went under. He got a kidney transplant in 2010. Of course, he sustained life threatening injuries from his accident. So I don't know. I feel a little worried for Tracy.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And I feel bad. Like, is there anything worse than being sick? So embarrassing. And instead you're being filmed courtside and the game is delayed 10 minutes.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Maybe two weeks ago, but maybe last week. What's today's date? Today is the 18th. So I'm saying it's like last Monday to Friday.
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Let's see. I'm looking through our episodes. When did we talk about it?
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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Oh, that, okay. So two weeks ago. Three weeks ago. Three weeks ago. Oh, my gosh. Time is flying.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Time's flying. Yeah, the Knicks are kind of a mess. The Knicks are kind of a mess, but they did win last night. Was Ben happy? They beat the Heat. We went to bed at 9 o'clock. It was, oh, my gosh, like, Jax versus Claude.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, but what if he was like, I will send you $30 every month. I'm covering it. What if he said that?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But it's only how many months out of the year? Pirate it. Do it on like, you know. And now you're advocating piracy. Or go to a bar. Go to your friend's house. Go to a bar. But no, but then he's not home.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
That's why I feel like he goes to the actual game. It's the only way for him to see it.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So how much is he spending on tickets versus the $30 a month?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, it's so crazy. Someone like will borrow Claudia's login for something. And she's like, oh wait, I canceled it. Let me sign up. Like the minute you stop watching a show, it doesn't even occur. I don't can't, I like, I probably paid for too many things. Um, But, like, I want to have it. I just want it.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Like, every time you want to watch a show, you have to re-sign up for whatever platform it is. Yes.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
That doesn't make me cheap. Okay. No, no. I think it does make you cheap, but like that's not necessarily wrong. Like, okay. So you won't buy your son a crib. Okay. Okay.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
so you won't get the one that you want okay yeah I can't get the exact one that I want but I could find a really similar one from the websites that have offered to gift it yeah okay like I'm fine with that but then like we they keep every time we find one that we like it turns out like it's like sold out in that color like that they're not giving away that color and it's like right they're only giving like the ugliest one no I ended up with a really nice one because you won't just like buy the one that you like
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, I don't think it's, I think most people, like, we're very different, but I'm also fiscally responsible. Like, I'm not irresponsible. I'm not.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I definitely do. I take into account all things, including my happiness.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But, like, fiscal responsibility is an umbrella term that we both could stand under that umbrella. However, like, we're not the same. Yeah, my umbrella's, like, bigger. No, so like there just needs to be a different one. I understand if you don't want it to be cheap and I won't label you as that. I'm not cheap. But let's go to thesaurus.com slash cheap.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I think that saying the purse strings are very tight is fair.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
and accepting a free crib doesn't make you cheap no not on its face no but you guys haven't seen what we've been through how many iterations of this when she just won't buy the crib that she likes yeah or the next one or the next one or the next one yeah but i ended up last night like i decided on a really party one which one The one that you liked. Okay, cool. Hopefully they'll give it to you.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I don't think you're in touch with your community. And I think you need to get back.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Please give it to her, you guys. Like, please. Let me actually, you know what? Let me just take a minute and be like, everyone, please, if she reaches out for free stuff, like, please give it to her for my sake. Okay? Or else I'll be getting Canva edits of nursery rooms for months.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And just wait till you get the actual gifts. You know you can register for stuff and your friends and family will buy it for you.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I know, but if you're getting everything gifted, what's left for us?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Why would he be the one doing the Olympics if he wasn't the symbol of American stardom?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But it's actually cheap compared to the living room one. Yes. Cause this is the baby one. Cause yeah, it's much smaller.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I understand. And that's a great gift. No, the baby one is $1,200. It's the other one that's like $3,000. Okay, cool. I'll start saving. Nuts. Nuts. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. A little White Lotus news because White Lotus star Patrick Schwarzenegger strips down to his undies with his fiancée Abby Champion for a Skims photo shoot. So Skims, per usual, on the pulse.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
They have tapped Patrick Schwarzenegger and his model fiancée to model for their wedding shop return. So the two of them are engaged and they are modeling the latest wedding skivvies for Skims.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. She's very beautiful. They're very beautiful. This seems like a no brainer. No brainer.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
What about Dong? it's a little harsh i think i think you're not seeing the vision skivvies we should seriously trademark it yeah we should even though i don't wear skivvies let me tell you that
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I just want to say like I haven't watched all the Scientology documentaries. So like forgive me if I'm off, but like they're a bunch of freaks. Like nobody is like, I don't know. I just feel like they're on the outside.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Okay, so maybe we'll not start a brand called Skivvies.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Maybe we'll not. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. The Claudia Aschere of the Latin world, Hilaria Baldwin, is defending her natural accent changes after mean backlash from the whole world. She's making a lot of news. With their reality show. In actually a way that I think trends positively for the both of them.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I know, but I think it's very humanizing. Like they have seven kids. That's crazy. That's not Hollywood.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
insane and like they have this huge apartment I saw a clip like they have this huge two story apartment in New York City and he's like there's not enough room like I have no space and I think people I think it comes off like it is crazy to live in Manhattan with seven kids it's crazy and in a way that's like Kind of endearing, I think.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It's in a way, I don't know that it's so like positive, but it doesn't seem negative. And I think like even the way she's talking about the whole scandal of the cucumber and everything. And I actually, for as much as she can defend herself, like I can see it. Here's what she said. She insists her infamous acts and changes are completely organic.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
She defended herself in Sunday's episode of The Ball Wins as she explained that her multicultural background has helped her become, quote, a chameleon.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
she said growing up in a way where you have multiple cultural influences on you means that you're never going to be able to fit in you can try you know this is literally me when i pretend to be latin or pretend to be gen x she said you know people who code switch we're very good at chameleoning and you don't even think you're not even thinking about it it's just normal it's just natural so code switching is when the practice of adapting mannerisms or dialect to fit into different social groups
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
She has English and Spanish influences in her life. Influences? Okay, so she knows somebody Spanish. She said she had to learn about code switching because the world was mean to her, so I had to learn it. It's code switching, she said. She compared it to when you're speaking to an elderly individual. You start talking really loud. You're going to emphasize. You're going to speak slower.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And you're not even really thinking about it. You just start to do it. So it's just, it's something innate. It's not really something that she's like actively choosing to do. But she said, you never get used to being, people being mean, but you take a deep breath and I think you learn to distance yourself from it.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And so, you know, I just tried turning the volume down in my head a bit and I'm not going to take it personally. So she had claimed back in, you know, 2008, She was busted for claiming that she was born in Spain when she was actually raised in Boston. Now, you know, I'm not one to go all woke. This is what she said. I just want to say this is her words. She said my parents raised.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
This was what she said to the controversy. Sorry, back then. And I feel like we definitely dissected it, but I just want to remind you. My parents raised my brother and me with two cultures, American and Spanish. And I feel a true sense of belonging to both. The way I've spoken about myself and my deep connection to two cultures could have been explained better.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I should have been more clear and I'm sorry. And I'm sorry. I'm proud of the way I was raised and we're raising our children to share the same love and respect for both.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But sometimes, I mean, if her parents aren't Spanish, this is tough, but like sometimes when people have parents who have an accent, Or speak a different language. They speak a little differently. Yes. Especially if the language that their parents speak is actually their first language. That's what they learn at home. And then they learn English.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But maybe they spoke Spanish in the home a lot. Maybe they wanted her to have it. Maybe it's the parents' fault.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
We spoke Spanish in the home a lot and you're of Latin.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And I'm not defending her at all because I... Actually, you are, but continue. No, I'm just arguing a little bit, like... to the point that maybe she could be more than this one day. You know what I mean? I feel like for so long, it's like, Hilaria, I'm shocked they even got a TLC show. I'm shocked they even got a show because that's how canceled she was.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, Justice Malay's thing, it's like there's victims, there's courts, there's taxpayer dollars. What this girl does on her Instagram and in her free time. It's a victimless crime. Who cares? What's crazier is what's easier to move on from? The fact that she faked her accent or her husband shot someone.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
For you there's not enough like pros to outweigh the cons. Like, you know, it's not like Karen Huger where she did something bad but you have so much love for her.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I just feel like, I feel like we can move forward from this. Well,
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But what's also funny is that, like, so she was busted.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
she was, well, I just feel like Hilaria continues to walk in her truth. You know, like she's still doing this. Like she's talking like Spanish, Spanglish on the show and her kids have like Spanish names. It didn't change her behavior. I think her family does live in Spain now. And, and it's like, it's not like she was busted for faking something. It's like she was busted, but that's who she is.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like she was faking it as a means to an end, not because that was what was in her soul.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Right, I feel like she was doing it to advance her job. Hilaria's doing this for Hilaria's self.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I think because, yeah, they speak a lot of Spanish. But I don't know. I would have to watch the show to see what their dialect is. By the way, she has kids who are 11, so we'll know. Yeah, sooner or later. No, we'll know if we just turned on the show. Oh, right. But I can't.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
That's it. And, of course, hoarders. Extreme couponing, which you'll be on soon. No, I'll be on extreme cheapskates.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Maybe if you want to, like, if your ever cheapness is starting to bother you, you should watch that show. It might be curative.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? What number? Number four. Yeah. Some biz news.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
We actually have two biz news stories today, which if you guys are mad about it, blame Claudia. I'm not mad about it. Is that four and five?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Oh, don't. Do not break up the biz news. You don't dare.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So- Makes you think. Yeah, no, it does prove your theory. Peggy Olsen. They intentionally confused us with that.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So you think the Scientologists are running the Olympics?
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I just wanted to update because Tracy Morgan has spoken out from his hospital bed. He said that he's doing okay after his medical emergency. He said, thank you all for your concern. I'm doing okay now. And doctors say it was food poisoning. He said, I appreciate my MSG fam for taking such good care of me, and I need to shout out the crew that had to clean that up.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
More importantly, the Knicks are now 1-0 when I throw up on the court, so maybe I'll have to break it out again in the playoffs.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And he made, oh, honey, you made a little joke. Get well soon, Trace Face.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Next story, biz news. Forever 21 is filing for brain corruptcy again and planning. Brain corruptcy. I hate when I go brain corrupt. It's very sad. And maybe they weren't.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, but they are bankrupt and probably brain from two. They're planning to call for like the second time. And now this time they're going to close all their U.S. stores. I feel like people always threaten us with this.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. Sometimes like going bankrupt is just like a flex. And then other times it is the demise.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. And then you could maybe sign up for a couple more subscriptions.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
That's true. She's in the green. I'm in the green. Nothing lasts forever. Not even Forever 21. The clothing retailer that was once a centerpiece in malls across America has filed for bankruptcy again and plans to close its remaining locations for good. In a statement, the company said it can't compete with foreign fast fashion retailers. That's always a good move to blame it on fast fashion.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Okay. There's crazier, I've heard crazier things. I've heard crazier rumors.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Blame Shein. Everybody hates fast fashion except we're buying it. Excuse me, Forever 21 is...
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Times have changed. People aren't wearing their little graphic tees anymore. I feel like Abercrombie has really evolved. Yes. PacSun has really evolved. Forever 21 has stayed the same.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But that's how you know Abercrombie is getting mistaken for Boy's Lie.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And even like H&M has evolved. Zara is, you know, the fastest of the fashion. They're constantly, they do a great job. Gap, like there's no, like people could do it. Sure, fast fashion, blame the foreign retailers, but like you didn't even try. You didn't even try. I didn't even know they were still around.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
They didn't evolve. No, they didn't. Evolve or die. That's what they say. And here we are. Dead. So like not to victim blame, but you played yourself.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Like sometimes a place closes and it's like, oh, we're wrong. You know, like we don't deserve nice things.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Or it's like we're so online that we can't appreciate the parts. Barnes and Noble. Even like Joanne Fabric's closing was like sad. You know, we're not sewing enough. And we're disgusting for that.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Barnes and Noble. And we're disgusting. Borders. And we're disgusting. This, I'm sorry, this isn't on us.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. So you should have been like our next brand. Oh, yeah. Poppy, PepsiCo is buying the prebiotic soda brand Poppy for nearly $2 billion.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Oh my God, they were probably like signing the paperwork and like quaking.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, at the end of the day, it's dollars and cents. Like, oh, okay, people are mad about vending machines, but like you guys make $2 billion. Okay, we'll take it.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Hello today. How you doing? I'm doing good. Happy Tuesday. I feel like yesterday was a long one. You know, yesterday was in a lofty. The day itself was in the lofty, so I was hoping today we'd be further through the week, but we're not. But we will toil away until we are.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
How are we going to celebrate? I seriously, like, I want to call up Caitlyn and Lamar and be like, what the fuck? At this point, the podcast can't be coming. It doesn't take you a year to celebrate. To get your podcast off the ground.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Well, enough. Soda sales have been going down, except brands like Poppy and Olipop. Right. Prebiotic soda brands have become very popular. Coca-Cola even recently launched its own prebiotic soda brand called Simply Pop. So instead of launching their own, they decided to acquire Olipop, which I think is the better move.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. This is great news for the industry. This is exciting for the founders. It's big for influencers. For women in business. Women in business, for health.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
This is really a brand that's gotten big from influencer marketing to, Podcast marketing. So I think it's really good. And it's trending towards healthier soda. Okay.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So that's been happening with like a lot of like the... good food brands that started because they're the clean alternative to the big Frito-Lay. I think even like Siete sold to Frito-Lay, something like that. And people in like the natural food space are like very upset because they're like, they're going to change the formulas.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But I don't think they're going to change the formulas. And instead it makes it like more ubiquitous so that like you could get a poppy at a gas station on the side of the road and not have to get an unhealthy soda.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And I just need to add to our list of duplicates. Olipop and pop. Yes. Because they launched the same year. They do the same thing and they have a similar name.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But I feel like the fact that they launched the same year just means like it was two people with the same idea. Because it takes a while to get something like this off the ground.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And Olipop, oh, it was valued at $1.85 billion during its latest funding round, which was announced in February. Oh, maybe they're next, Coca-Cola. He said that, the founder said that, soda giants PepsiCo and Coca-Cola had already come knocking about a potential sale, but Coca-Cola bought, it started Simply Pop. No, they started their own, which is a flop. Yeah, so maybe they'll come back around.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
They should have bought Olipop. And it could be like the new Coke and Pepsi, Olipop versus Poppy.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I wish I had any direct line to anyone who I could call up and get clarity about this.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But, yeah, I'm going to get into this. I'm going to get into it.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Or, like, when you go to a restaurant now, you could probably get a Poppy. Like, soon, with PepsiCo distribution. If they have a fountain machine.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
taco bell because it's a pepsi co-owned and you'll probably be able to get a poppy at taco bell i bet they'll do like a baja blast poppy yeah which which is why this is good yes even though and you know they probably won't change the formula but now you'll have your healthier option everywhere you go like that is good and they can't do that without these huge companies and they can't do it quickly and by the way pepsi co also owns frito-lay who were you just saying got bought by frito-lay it was yet they got bought by frito-lay yeah
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Sometimes it's friendship related. You guys got some big pickles. Sometimes it is.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I got like so confused. No, no, that's fine. It's over. Yeah, it's over. And I don't even think Margo liked the third one.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Oh, yeah. He would know. He would know. Yeah, ask him.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Okay, I just want to say, I feel like Fourth Wing wasn't that smutty. I actually remember when we did the Redheads episode, like, there were complaints that, like, the smut, there wasn't enough smut, and it happened much later in the book.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I feel like he wouldn't know. But he's definitely up. He works hard. He's not one of those L.A. 's that sleep till noon.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Okay, I just want to say, the smut, I think we, like, literally said it didn't happen until, like, the second half of the book. I don't think your dad's going to read that much. It's kind of a tough read. Like, really fucking bored by it.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Do you even remember the smut scenes from Fourth Wing? Like, I don't remember.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
But just to say, like, I don't think this is a full smut book, especially not the first one, because like it takes a while to establish a relationship between Violet and Zayden. They're not having sex for a while. So like, I think that your parents can see why you like this book. And it's not like you're reading Fifty Shades of Grey where it's like, oh, you're just reading. Yes, that's true.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Like there is a story. There is world building. There are a couple sex scenes. But like, I don't think it's so embarrassing. And if your mom reads a good amount, all books have sex now.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It's a little different. I don't know why. But it's really not. No, but I remember, like, we watched Game of Thrones, and, like, when you said you were going to watch, like, it's not just...
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
nakedness and sex like as long as the book like it depends there are certain books that are literally made for porn 50 shades and they had no idea what they were reading like yes run for cover joy or even some of like the smut literary books that like go viral like summer they have no substance like that's embarrassing at least for sex at least this book is like 600 pages like and maybe like 30 of the pages are sexy harry potter
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
So no one has to ask if you're alone. And like his dad, even if they're not going to talk shit about you, which of course is what you think they're going to do. Like he could be talking about a personal problem. Of course. A medical issue. Yeah.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Okay. Yeah. Because I'm really getting frustrated. Like, the curiosity is killing me. I've waited a whole fucking year. I'm out of patience.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Unless they work for, like, the Secret Service and it's all, like, confidential. Oh, yeah.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
He said it was probably nothing. Really unprofessional and she should not be employed by your husband. Correct. And so first you should just keep tabs on it, like just in case they're having an affair, like keep tabs. But then like you should push him towards finding like a secretary that's not a basket case. Sorry.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, it's a bad look for the office. She's the first person people meet.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Keep your problems at home. That's your boss. It's not even your coworker. Correct. I'm sorry. People have to act professional.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Imagine if, like, Keeping Up With Sports, like, became a, whatever, a sports podcast. Imagine if it became a podcast, okay? First of all. Period, yeah. And, like, then that's, like, the sports podcast my husband listens to. Good. I think he would like it.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And everyone there. Oh my God. If the Raider came out. That's hysterical.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
yeah like at the end not at the ceremony but like at the after party I think that's entirely appropriate the bridal shower is really nuts yeah so this is good because you're not being complete if you like just accept our advice you're not being completely unreasonable if you put the kibosh on one and not the other and just be like that's cute we could do that but the bridal the mascot at my bridal shower is not happening he security will escort him out like do not hire that person
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah. But I'm sorry, you need security detail for that mascot at your bridal shower.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It probably is that because it's like doesn't matter who's under the costume.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It's really grown on me. It's really catching on. We just asked him straight up, like, what should Claudia name the baby in her belly, the baby boy? And he said... Bowie.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Everyone's talking about Bowie. He's the name on everybody's lips.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Well, that's like, it's definitely his in utero name. And it does take a while to find one. You start it and whatever, or you call it whatever it is that day.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, no, no. And that's, yeah, it worked like for me, but I never felt like it. This is the ubiquitous name. Like, of course, when I was pregnant with Harry, his in utero name was Elsie. Little camper. And then when I was pregnant with Charlie, his utero name was Larry. Little Harry. That one was easy. It was actually really hard to not then name him Larry. I grew to love the name so much.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, he would have been a great Larry, but Zach has an uncle named Larry, so it wasn't even an option. Oh, okay. So that settled that, yeah.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It's like it's a cool name. It's also has it like something classic about it. He doesn't know.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
We've never met a child named Bowie. So it's totally original.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
It's a beautiful name. It's going to be hard to not name him that. I know.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
That's insane for anyone. Oh, is it? That's a lot. Three Stanleys? Yeah.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I agree. How many did you have? Just one. One doesn't seem like enough.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
And I know because I measured it because the recipe said 10 inch and I got in there. With a ruler? With a tape measurer.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I saw it on Reels a few weeks ago and I was definitely keeping it in the back of my mind. And she was like wearing like a bra.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I'm actually really happy to say that making the siesta swap was no like totally tasty. Other times. I believe it. I've used other taco seasoning just because like sometimes it comes in a jar and it's just easier. I've done. I've gone that route and it's like, oh, no. Oh, no.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
yeah he's obsessed he thinks like it's so beneath him to do like well it kind of is but like I'll give we are how we are I give old El Paso a pass but when I see like some people like making recipes and they do like they pour out a bunch of like seasoning from a packet like it definitely brings down the group average for sure I think like as a consumer like do that shit off camera or pour it in a little bowl and then yes if you're making content
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, no, it definitely is attainable, but it's just like when we're, and do it all day in your house, because I do it. I'm not saying I don't, but when we're making content. It's not aesthetic. Like, possessionable.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I did. I saw them. First, I saw them in a way, because I realized I don't follow her, so I'm, like, missing. What? I know. And then even when I realized that, I didn't follow her, but I'm going to do it right now before I forget. So I am missing, like, things as they happen, and then I, like, see it, you know, on Instagram. Daily Mail. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Always through a negative lens. People were really clowning on her. Like, a picture of, like, Kate, you know, at the helm of whatever she was doing for St. Patrick's Day in her room.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Patrick's so she was showing what they did on Sunday oh okay that makes it better because then I watched her story and I saw the green breakfast and this is not relatable to me
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
I might be. I'll tell you what I am going to do. I am going to do that rainbow fruit plate one day. Okay. It was parching. And the amount of crudités that she says that her kids eat, which I believe her because why would she lie about that? Like, because she arranges it in the way that she does. My kids don't eat crudités. Maybe they would. All right, well, let's get on it.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Yeah, I actually would try that because that's really fun and cute.
The Toast
Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
No, that was really helpful. Plus I went to mommy and me this morning, which is why I look like I went to mommy and me this morning.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I know, it's very intense. It's giving. News desk.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Our first story, SNL 50 went off this weekend.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Of course. But the Syrian had like also Moroccan in him as well. Correct. Correct. Very Ian Mueller. So I would say it was like, would you say 60-40? Moroccan to Syrian. In terms of the guests? In terms of the vibes. Just like in terms of the lineage of the couple, because he has a little bit of Moroccan. No, I would say it was like 90, 10. Oh, he has 40% Moroccan. Oh, sorry. Yeah, 60, 40.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Everyone else was at Snill 50. They really made the most of this moment. I don't know who decided like, hey, let's have like the biggest deal moment for our 50th anniversary. I remember SNL 40 and it was also a really big deal.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I feel like I remember SNL 45 and that was just like, hey, we're 45. Yeah, I don't think 45 should be like as big as 50 or 40. But everyone really has like a really big 50th birthday. So like all the celebrities who have ever hosted SNL, like everyone was there in the audience. They had a three hour live show. They also had like another thing the night before. Yeah, I thought that was the thing.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
And like Miley performed, what the fuck was that?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yes, I agree. So is that what they did? They redid old sketches? Kind of. Because I saw the Sabrina one.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
So it was a lot. Okay. So a few of the noteworthy moments that I've seen, cause I didn't watch the whole thing, but it was on like Zach was watching it. So I caught a little bit. I've seen some stuff online, like Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were there. That's kind of like the headline. Not only did they show up, but like Ryan participated in like a bit in the monologue.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Where, who was the person talking to him?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Oh, it was the girl. It was Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
We're giving like nervous girlies.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I agree. I do think it's a net positive. I'm someone who's like been pretty much team Blake, but now I'm like, I'm just gonna out of here.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Actually, I'm not even doing it quietly. Like I'm letting you guys know, like I am- You're sharing your thought process. I am flip, flop, flippity flopping on this because I don't know these people. I don't know the situation. I don't understand it. So anytime someone says something, I'm like, well, that sounds bad. You make a good point. I'm like, that's really bad that you did that. Yeah, yeah.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Not a good thing. So I feel like I'm actually in that sense unbiased. I'm not stuck on a team that I now can't get off of. So for my POV, this was good for them to just like see them out, to see them laugh about it. The only thing that I thought was a little confusing was like Blake's reaction to that. Everyone said she was in on the bit.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Ryan's not standing up without her knowing about it, but she's not that good of an actress. Okay.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
When I was watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle Richards said that she had had a mentee bee and she did have a mental breakdown.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
A thing that they talk about every day. They can't leave their house. This is their Roman Empire. Jackie, there's no fucking way. I know, I know that logically, but watching it, that was a look of genuine shock and confusion and horror.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I do agree with you. And I have seen things turn towards, this is like a Justin versus Ryan situation and like Ryan bamboozled Justin, just like he does Blake. And I just want to go back to what we thought about these two a year ago before any of this. It ends with us.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
But now that I'm saying it, I'm like, is it an acronym? Menti B, she said she had. And this is like a 55-year-old woman. And it just invalidated everything that preceded it. She'd been through up until this point. Yeah. Like that is such an unserious term.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. So that's a theory too. And that also I think would be a relief for people who don't want to think like Blake is that bad of a person. Cause they're like, Oh, it was Ryan. Right. She's just being manipulated. Yeah. But I don't know now.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Right. Right, and I actually don't think that anymore in seeing her in interviews and the way that she talks. Like I do see her differently. But something.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It's kind of like the Met Gala, but probably even more famous people because there was also probably people that wouldn't ordinarily get invited to the Met Gala. And half the Met Gala, that's what I meant. It's like really like high society.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
So I would imagine that anyone who's ever hosted got invited and everyone who's ever performed.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, no, or work less. I actually feel like they probably ended fine. I don't know if it was serious. Yeah, but it was so serious. So serious. Nothing was ever more serious. No, I saw like some crowd shots and it's weird. It's like Kim Kardashian. Oh my God. And then in front of her is Lady Gaga. Oh my God. And then like Adam Driver sitting there in the tux, like just so crazy.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It's really true. I don't know how they got away with that.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah. So I do think that Snow 50 like had the effect that. The intended effect. People wanted it to have. They had their moment. Bill Murray, like the great Bill Farrell. They also had their like documentary too. So there's like a lot of like just news coming out and like old clips resurfacing and behind the scenes tidbits. So like everyone's talking about Snow. I'm happy for them.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
The show fucking stinks all the time. I know. Just make it better. Hire better people. Like bring it back, you know. Restore it to its glory maybe. Maybe this would be a good reminder of that. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It's always Mikey Day. And it's always been Mikey Day. Okay. Get that finger out of my face. We're so close. Hey. Hand heart. Okay.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Do we? My palms are a little sweaty. It's hot in here. Yeah. We're just working hard. We're hardworking ladies at the office. I'm working late. I can't believe I didn't even talk about my commute. Like, let me tell you.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
As somebody who works from home, I was listening to the short and sweet bonus tracks, but then I realized I can't listen to new music on a new drive. I need familiarity in these new streets. So I went back to F1 Trillion. But as someone who has always lived in a city, but I never had my license, I have never in my life driven myself to work. Oh my gosh. Does it ever get old?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Oh my God. Me and my coffee with my lipstick. Like, Hey, what's going on?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It was so exciting. Like I just, Oh my gosh, you guys. You and Tessie. Me and Tessie. We had a great drive over here. Next time we'll like, we'll work some coffee into the route. But you know, I just wanted to get my route mapped. And Tessie definitely took me like a crazy way. There were so many turns when there did not need to be so many turns. She wanted to see me turn. I'm like, girl, stop.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
She said, do a flip. I said, Tessie, stop challenging me.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I'm getting a new car soon. And I feel like I haven't even made a big deal about it.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Even though I did a whole vlog test driving different cars.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Um, I was this close to getting the cyber truck. This like, seriously, if, if Jerry had called me on a different day, like it would have been the cyber.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
He's like the guy who's been assigned to my account. He's been so patient with me, really talking through all the options. Um, But at the end of the day, Jerry and I decided that I love my car. Like I seriously wouldn't change a hair on its head. I'm so happy. I'm so comfortable. And you and Jerry like need to do what's best for you and Jerry. Right. Of course.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Hey, Turtle Lou. I'm good. Thank you. Yes, I am here. Things, plans changed as they often do around these parts.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
So I have an extension. I've had my car for two years. So I'm on a lease extension until the new Model Y drops. So I'm getting my car, but like the newer version. They say it looks like a Cybertruck.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
So yeah, I'll have to commute in that one. See how it goes.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Big things. You know who else has big things coming? Meghan Markle.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
She is embracing transparency and I want her to go back the other way. Oh, wow. I want her to go back into opaqueness because this is too much that she's telling us without telling us enough. First of all, she has her new business launching. As she said, she posted a video. Formerly American Riviera Orchard. Yeah, I feel like people might not be putting this together because it took me a minute.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
American Riviera Orchard which was launched almost a year ago because I remember that was the week that you were off and I was talking about it with like Stassi everyone came on the show I'm like let's talk about it so and that was in April so almost a year ago ARO then nothing came of it and it was supposed to be like a jam company it was supposed to be like wears like a million things it started with jam but then it went nowhere I think she didn't even get much we just got like a logo
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I think there were trademark issues and she had to like stop what she was doing. So now it has been rebranded. It's called as ever. Now, if you've been following Megan as an influencer for the last two weeks, you will see she signs her posts as ever Megan. Oh, I didn't even put that together.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
No, I think she wanted you to think it wasn't a big deal, but it was a very big deal.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah. So she's doing her show with Netflix and then she's also doing her business with Netflix. Now she kept using the word business like Romy and Michelle do. Like I've got a business. What kind of business y'all in? Seriously, what kind of business y'all in? You know, calling it a business as opposed to like a company is weird.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
She kept saying like, I have my show and I have my business and my business and my business. It's like, what? kind of business y'all in. So she's going to have to clear that up. What's so crazy to me is that they chose American Riviera, which I'm sure it was Q score tested, focus groups, et cetera, lawyers. They didn't check the trademarks? No.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
And the fact that that was like a non-usable name, because she said in her transparent video, which I do feel like is not all the way transparent, which is why it's like, go back to opaqueness. She said if they did
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
The fact that like Lisa didn't let her say that.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
American Riviera Orchard which is like the nickname for Montecito and her neighborhood she would have been limited to only sell like things that come from locally sourced in Santa Barbara says who you know that's not a good reason to change your name and that's not the actual reason so the fact that she had to change her name before her business even launched is so crazy it is however when these businesses however have been years in the making however
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It's not an automatic. I just want to say that was like a two week period and it was very swift. And like, it's crazy that no one like had the thought up until that point, but like, okay, but this is like years, years and whatever stopped them from being able to use it. Like, I just don't know how that didn't come up. in the year long process.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
And she keeps saying, I've been waiting years to put this out. Like what, why years? Yeah.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah. I don't understand. Also, why not call it With Love, which is the name of her cooking show? There are so many, and I said this a few weeks ago, there are so many isms in their world. Under her umbrella. Duke, Duchess, Royal Highness, Harry, Meghan, Mountbatten. Harvey? Harry. Harry, yeah. Archwell, Archetype. Yeah. With Love, As Ever. American Riviera Orchard, The Tig.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
too much and also like with love and as ever like those are like the same thing the same thing they're also like nothing isms they're like um signatures they're not like hard names yeah i also like don't love that the e and ever isn't capitalized it is or it isn't it's not and it's like bothering me that's interesting in what i've seen yeah every time she writes it it's capital a lowercase e that's a pretty logo though i want to say like the font is pretty
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
You can find that on Instagram. I mean, you're such a hater. I'm sorry. Like I've given her so much runway. I was excited for the show. I like, I've been begging for the show. The show is still not here. The brand is a mess.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
The brand is a mess. These videos are a mess. She can't even make a video without cutting every three seconds. The cuts were really bad in this one. After every phrase. Like it's just, she's being the person that like everyone said. She was. To look out for.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
That's what you have to do. Yes.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Unfortunately we did. Yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I don't know where the ejaculation is.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
No, it's a pretty good metaphor. It is, right? And I've heard the term. Edging. Yeah, I forgot.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I think I learned it in like a reel.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
But maybe like someone's edging experience was their highlight.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Justin Baldoni, bad. Interesting facts about the Titanic. That I wouldn't mind. Historical anecdotes I would find interesting. Beef stew. Beef stew recipes.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Thank you. Oh, I need your phone still. Oh, enjoy.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
You need to be unburdened by what has been. But like, I actually think Megan falls into my bucket of life. Definitely. So I think it will be good for you. And that's why I want her show to come. And I want her products to like influence. But like when there's nothing, I'm sorry. I'm getting impatient.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
No, and like when you're rooting for her, it's like, yeah, she's got a Netflix show and she's got a business with a capital B. And it's like, until that day comes, she doesn't have those things. It's fair. And I've really been hyping up like this era of content creation for her. You have. I'm looking like a fool. And I just have one question. Now you know how I feel. What kind of business you in?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I know, they kind of remixed it. It was a totally new song.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
That's a good question. What the fuck is she selling? I know she said she's gonna sell jams because quote, jam is my jam. Loved that. What else is she selling? No, now you know how I felt.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, and because I don't freaking know these people, I'm woman enough to say I'm out of here.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Well, okay, let's say she was a bitch. No, that's not, that's fine if she's a bitch. Unprompted meaning like she wasn't on the attack so then he attacked her. No, correct. Unprompted in that sense. Correct. Okay, cool. Our next story, Craig Econover is on the Tamron Hall show. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, sorry, I said it like bad news. No, it's just like Craig now making news as a single man.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It's been a lot of days. I still didn't watch Southern Charm because now I'm going to batch them because my friend told me that this week in the Bahamas episode is kind of like a primer for next week. So I'm like, that'll be more fun to watch together. But I do think that ever since that clip teased a page saying Craig texting two bitches, like Craig's gonna- Kick it into high gear.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I just think they are trying something new. Do, do, do, do, do, do.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Kick into high gear. Like, hey guys, I'm still Craigie. Like- I wouldn't do such things. Yeah.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah. Because like nefarious behavior, he has been alleged. Yeah. So on the Tamron Hall show, he was asked if he started dating again. He said, I'm trying to move forward. So I downloaded a dating app and it wasn't what, probably Raya. He said, it wasn't what I, it didn't feel as good as I thought it would be. He said, he confirmed that he's matched with people, but he's not talked to anyone yet.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
He said, I'm still healing on myself because I really did think I was going to spend my life with Paige and it's okay, but I don't think rushing into something, he began to say before cutting off his thoughts and changing his tune. He said, well, I don't know if the right person comes around while Tamron interrupted him and pointed out that he's giving mixed signals. It's confusing. Yeah.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
He acknowledged his differing views, but also explained that he has never done this before and is still just figuring it out, the weird new chapter. He said, I just think for me, I think it's about going back to my routine and living my life. And if I meet someone through that, then just go with it, but I'm not going to overthink it.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I feel like I get what he's saying, which it's like, I'm not like, I want to find someone. I also recognize that I'm not ready, but if the right person came around, like I would be ready. But it also leaves a lot of space for the wrong person to come around and then him like give off bad energy.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
But like if the perfect girl was in front of him, but would he even be able to identify the perfect girl when he's not healed?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, is she like on the same network?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
But I'm sure there's also a nice queue of like girls who want to use Craig and they might all look alike. So he's gonna have to really have his picker strong. Yeah.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, I mean, it sounds bad the way that she said it. Like I caught him texting two bitches. I need more information before I'm like gonna drop the gavel on it, you know? But that's disrespectful. Right. We'll have to see. But like, I also am gonna trust my fave. I'm gonna hear Craig out on this. We need to hear the final episodes of both of their seasons.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Whatever Craig says that I need to hear Paige's response to that.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I was on the cusp of forgetting. Right. Thank you for reminding me.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
That's a flaw. Add Paige's clips to the episode of Southern Charm. Just think about it, Bravo. No, add. Wait. Like we're going to watch Craig say whatever he says on Southern Charm. Then they should play Paige's. It's the same day that it happened. So like put the Southern Summer House footage in Southern Charm.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Thank you, honeylove.com slash turt. You're welcome, Jenny Love. Even though it's slash toast, like that could get confusing sometimes. Actually, yeah. The sponsor being like, what the fuck are you doing? You see them backing out, like seriously. What the fuck are you doing? This is, what kind of business you in?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Our next story, can I have some of your coffee? I've been eyeing it. Oh, it's disgusting, enjoy. That's just been like sort of a problem with my commute. This was really my first coffee.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
You're not a good judge of coffee.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Like it's not like actually tasty. Yeah. People don't space coffee. Of course.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yes. No, that's exactly what it is. You just drink it. It's a means to an end. I don't actually like the taste. I like what it does for me. Right. Like even the world. Cause I like sometimes like I crave. Unless I'm having like a vanilla bean macchiato frappuccino.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It's like if you gave it to a child, the coffee or the, obviously you wouldn't give them anything, but they would say that's gross.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It's kind of the theme of the day. The Jonas Brothers have revealed JonasCon, a one-day fan event in New Jersey centered around the Jonas Bronis. This makes me sad. In honor of their 20th anniversary, yes, you are old, if you are listening.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Like, don't get comfortable. It's unsettling, yeah. Yeah. They cancel tours, they cancel the band, they fight. They can't look at each other on stage. This is their last show, this is how it ends.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
That's really funny. In honor of their 20th anniversary, the Jonas Brothers are giving fans once in a lifetime experience. On February 14th, they announced that they'll host a special one-day event called JonasCon in their home state of New Jersey.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
The event will feature live performances, DJ sets, Q&A panels, fan activations, pop-up surprises, immersive experience, and special guest appearances to celebrate the band's 20th anniversary. Now, of course, the Jonas Brothers will be there. I should hope so. And I imagine they'll be playing Play My Music.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
We rock. Camp Rock. Oh my God, that's so crazy. Have you seen, oh no, that wasn't the Alison Stoner clip, the Alison Stoner Demi Lovato. I love them for that. But the Jonas Brothers like should be there performing. Unclear who else is performing, like who's doing the Q and A's and the DJ sets. They have a lot of DJ friends actually. So I could see like, you know, the boys coming through.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
But I would just like to- Literally I was the negative complaining bitch about Megan. I think people tune in for the truth. So whatever that is.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Like cash grabs. Cash grabs. I just feel like they always think it's the end because they don't know what's gonna set off Joe and Nick next. So it's like, let's make the money today. They live on the edge. Just like their fans. Yeah, and I remember we were talking about this because I think a while ago, what, do my feet smell? No, I was wondering, am I touching your feet? I'm touching something.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Oh my God, no. I took my shoes off. I'm just like playing footsies with something. With my shoe. And I was like, is it her? No.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah. I'll be curious to see how many people... Maybe this is a big... Maybe they can make a couple mil in a day. Like BravoCon, yeah, where everybody comes to see them. They don't have to go on tour. They do all have young children. So it's like, this could be a good model. It could, it could. That's a good way of looking at it. It just doesn't sound like it.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
And it also depends, what's the venue?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Is it like a convention center? That's not the vibe. Convention center is like giving retired, you know, come see your favorite stars from the 80s. No, but there are...
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It would be cool if it's like in an arena or a stadium.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, but maybe it's more of a, I think they're still thinking what it looks like.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It's a con. Oh, for me, it's giving legacy.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Saved by the bell. We'll be there. Yes. Right. Right.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah. Okay. Are you ready for a fifth and final story that will lead into our white Lotus recap? Yes. Because one of the biggest names on the new season of white Lotus is Patrick Schwarzenegger making a lot of headlines. He sat down with vanity fair to talk about the role and the fact that we saw his penis and how he quote, I fucked his way onto the white Lotus.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
And Patrick's the one that dated Miley? Yes, of course. Because I confused him with Connor Kennedy.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Maybe he's toiling away somewhere. Maybe he's in a military academy or something. And he's gonna be the president.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Just in general, but specifically- Was it hard for you to find a seat?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I don't know. I feel like he's at West Point.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Okay, so I had high hopes for him. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he enlisted after. Or maybe he had the night off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he came to the big city. And you know, the military loves to go to Zero Bond. And West Point's not that far from Zero Bond. No, for sure. For sure. Patrick Schwarzenegger, you saw him.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yes. A little bit. There are some like cringy tidbits, but also interesting. Like, first of all, he was set, it opens how he talked about like every Sunday night, he would like get together for dinner with his family and they all watch white Lotus together, which is just like, Weird. That's like a weird. What? No, like. Oh, it's like a sexual show. It's just like a random sexual show.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
And it's like, that's what you guys are like glued to. It's not like Game of Thrones. That's a really good point. So, and then how it was his dream to one day be on a season. I think it's a lot of people's dream because like, look at, you know, Megan Fahey. It makes a star. Yeah. Jennifer Coolidge. Every time we would watch, my family would just be yapping at me. Why aren't you on this show?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Why didn't you audition for this show? It's actually funny. You need to talk to someone to get you on this show. That's really funny.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Interesting. Maybe she was commuting to work.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Because we all kind of do business and we have to get there. The American Riviera Orchard office building. Yeah, we have to get to work. And that's probably what she was doing. Yeah. If only she had like was driving herself.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Well, Chris Pratt, he talks a lot about, not a lot, but he talks a bit about Chris Pratt in this interview. First of all, his whole family went to the premiere and then he was asking for, he got an audition. They didn't tell him it was the white Lotus, but like, I don't know how much I believe this. He said, they said it was a show called like secret garden.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
And they gave him like one line about who this character is. And he has to like make it his own. And Chris Pratt was like, They only really watch five seconds. In the first five seconds, they know if you're right for the role. I just wanna say, I do believe that.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Or it's like undercover boss. We're in a blender. Oh, that too. But like undercover boss, like he has to go undercover because everyone knows the formula. I kind of see that. So Chris had told him like, they'll know if you're right for it within the first five seconds. So like do something interesting.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
So because he knew this guy was like kind of like misogynist, he was like, he said they're the first five seconds. He kind of like, I fucked the camera.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
and was like acting like it was a girl like and that he got the role and then when he knew it was white lotus very exciting and even when they were filming in thailand like the whole family parker posey and the gang they like did everything together as a family like people would be like you want to go to dinner they're like i'm having dinner with my family okay we need to talk about watching movies and like they would all even before they started filming like do zooms to like get into this that's cute it's giving where the millers like um
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
This is my new family. But I guess that's good. Again, it's just acting. You have a nice family at home, but okay, sure, yeah.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Wait, I'm going to go Gilded Age actress. Oh my God. She is. She tied her hair blonde. She thought we wouldn't know. Jackie, this is her last name. Oh, I see. I see. I'm not saying that. Okay. Bertha Russell.
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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
When I saw Parker Posey like on the credits in the beginning when they changed the song, I was like, excuse me, Josie.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, like a bed wench. Yeah, she was a bed wench. Thank you. Okay, let me go to just White Lotus season three cast. I was just- And the little brother, what is he from? Oh, he's like, you know, classic up and comer. He's classic, like summer, I turn pretty.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
But like, actually, what is he from?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Outside of pregnancy, like you're the kind of gal one gets up for.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Well, you know, I never watched season two, but that's not like, I like the show actually. Cause you can kind of jump back in. Except that you kind of can't. The little brother's from perfect couple. So we just saw him. Oh yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
So, oh my God, I didn't realize that the celebrity of the three friends, girls, Jacqueline, that's Michelle Monaghan. Yes. I didn't know that was Michelle Monaghan. And our queen, Leslie Bibb. We love Leslie Bibb. I mean, give Leslie Bibb all the jobs. More jobs. All of them. She should be in every show. She's such a good actress and she did amazing.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
But I saw in the credits, Michelle Monaghan's in this. I'm like, oh, I love that for her. Like after Tom Brady and everything, she'll be on my bonus.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Something to do with Jennifer Coolidge. Season one. He was her boyfriend there, right?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
that too. But I just feel like if we're in a group, like even if we're in a group of friends and there's one chair and none of us are pregnant, like it's for Claudia.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Resetting the stage. Exactly. And it's a nice environment. Yeah. It's part delicious. I miss the pineapple room guy.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
But I reference the pineapple room guy all the time. Yeah. We've all been the pineapple room guy. If someone's complaining about anything, I'm like, don't be the pineapple room guy. And it's a really good and important lesson. Yeah, it's so true. So I didn't watch the second season. I'm sure I would enjoy it. It's like very...
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
established characters a little bit infuriating obviously very entitled it's the way people behave on vacation um so we'll see what this season holds we will but um literally when you're like obsessed with tv and celebrities like watching the white lotus requires 20 minutes of research prior because it was just infuriating trying to place people yeah i was just i didn't watch um
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
With anything else in mind, I was just like trying to be present. I feel like I was present.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he's looking for his mom. Yeah, right. Oh. So I think he gets there in a little bit. Okay, that makes sense. I thought he was a guest, but then I'm like, he's not here. This is just the first season. And Belinda's in the second season, so she's also like a- Belinda's in every season.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I was like, what is this, a fat farm? Oh my God, I was laughing so hard. I didn't realize that's like a term everyone uses. When his girlfriend said,
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Is that even his girlfriend? There's something not girlfriend-like. Yeah. We'll see. There's something weird with everyone. So we'll see on all counts. That's your White Lotus recap and we'll try and stay up on it.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah. So as long as you're finding what you need, you should be okay. And I know you just missed me so much and you just weren't ready to part with me.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Okay, obviously not cool. I have to really put myself in...
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
this situation imagine like a friend we're both like nursing mamas the friend is what makes it weird like I think that if I was if you were doing me a favor coming over and getting the shower the baby started crying you happen to have also just had a baby and I came back and you were nursing my baby like I would not think that's weird because we're family right but I would ask you still even being your sister like I would have to know so that's like really crazy that she did that if it was a friend um I would just like also I would want to know like
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
are you guys aligned on other stuff? Like what is she eating? Like, is it, do you think like her milk, if her milk is like finding you guys are on the same page about everything. And so like, it's more so about the, like the not asking versus like what actually your child got. So I'm going to go ahead and say like the milk was fine. It was just about the act of doing it. Right.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
She's not like doing meth and breastfeeding. Right, right, right, right. Um, I would, uh, have a conversation with her, but like there's a path to forgiveness. I think, you know, it's, I guess like. She was trying to help. It's not a malicious coming like from a bad place. And just like give yourself fine comfort in the fact that like for centuries, this is what women did. So true.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
What is that called? Wet nurse? A wet nurse. Children breastfed off. It's really not a big deal. People even go to like a breast milk bank and get other women's breast milk.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Right. So that's why I'm like, if you, if this woman's milk like seems good to you. She makes good choices. She makes good choices. Like it's,
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
She said up, down, left, right, center. Like, I'm not coming to see you. Like, I'm not doing. Don't count on me. Yeah. No, I'm seriously like not coming. So we planned accordingly. And lo and behold.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, I just feel like anyone that I'm super, super close with would 100% ask me because I'm not close with a crazy person. And so if it was someone that I'm not that close with that they felt like they wouldn't ask me, yeah, I don't need to be your friend anymore because we weren't that close.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
You had told me so many times you weren't coming.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, you're not being crazy, but you know, it's also hard to make friends. Especially mom friends. Sometimes we just gotta be like, okay, you go this way, you think this, I'll think that, but let's like still have a- I know, but like touching someone's baby, like I do fear. Well, touching is, she was always gonna touch him. He was crying.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Maybe we're all a little too uptight about it. Oh wow, okay. I don't think so. I mean, if it were me, like seriously, I would punch you in the face. But I actually don't know someone, I would not have someone in my house who would do this. So like, it's really hard to say. To put yourself in her. It is.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
What kind of friend, what level of friendship that the person is in my house when I have a baby, like so we're close. So they're alone with the new baby so I can shower. But doesn't know me well enough to know, like this is just something I would ask.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Right. So I threw a birthday party. But I was being selfish. I said, listen. Yeah. No, no, no. And I was like, okay, yeah, you can't come to every single party. It's a kid's party, whatever. But just... due to all the different circumstances, like everyone wound up coming to this party and it was already such like a pargy event, like really fun. I love a kid's party.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Because she was trying to help the baby. I think really when I think about who would do this to me, it's like, is this someone that I like low-key want to cut out anyway? Because if it was like you and I. Let's evaluate the friendship. They say it was you and I was like, Claudia, what on earth are you doing? Don't ever. Would you be mad? Well, you're my sister. So like it's kind of similar.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Even though I eat sugary cereal. You do eat sugary cereal. I wouldn't like be about it. I wouldn't be like, do that again. But I would 100% forgive you and we would move on because like, I love you and I cherish our relationship and I wanna work on things.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, so evaluate the friendship.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
She needs to know. 1000% because- You just walk on over there and you tell her straight up. You don't need Easter eggs. You don't need to write us no dear Sam the other night at karma. At bed. Tell her straight up.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I 100% agree. Also, they're just dating right now. Stop her from making a big mistake. Right. You should 100%. It's not like they are married.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
And then my family was there and it was so beautiful.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I don't care if it gets back to you. He talks about it with his friends. It's not a secret. Right. Everybody knows. But seriously. once this episode's over and listen until the end, walk on over there and tell her. You don't need to come up with some hijinks in order for her to know. You know what, we should wait for something bad to happen because this person's obviously really crazy.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Just tell her straight up. And maybe it won't matter to her and she won't see it as an issue and now she has all the information. Maybe she's the only one who could get him to stop and come off his phone and pick up his head up.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
They were literally playing in all the blow up stuff as they were breaking it down.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
But like- Do you not see how the pronouns are confusing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she's saying like they're making a joke.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Okay, we'll go to the next one. Go and break that down.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Um, I think you got to let it go. This is his story. This is his life and his experience. He's telling it on his show. Now I hope he has an audience. Otherwise this is just like sad.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Thank you. I really enjoy doing it. I do hire a party planner because I can take that on and I make it as easy as possible for myself. And I would recommend doing so because it was just I had so much fun. It was space themed. Zach and I wore like NASA jackets. So cute. Dressed like a little space family.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
And it's unfortunate if he's sharing like really private stuff, but it doesn't sound like he necessarily- She said the sex life. I don't like that. I don't like that. But that's what people do every day on their podcasts.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Taylor Strucker would never, I don't think, be mad if her husband went on a podcast and started talking about this. Because she goes on her podcast and talks about Her husband. Her former life, yeah. Right. So I think the answer for you is to start a podcast and take your power back.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
He told his story, like, okay. And then next week there'll be a new episode and that's it.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
So I think you just... Just ignore, by the way. Ignore, yeah.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah, just move on from it. Yeah. That's all.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
What'd you say? Trips to the Cape.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah. And it's just like a couple of things, like a ball pit, a bouncy house, like the regular stuff. And they'll have fun. Not to put Margo Washer on blast, but I had a coffee cart and like the whole theme of the party was like outer space. So the coffee cart had a sign that said space coffee, like just to be like a part of the party.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
The photographer was like, let me get a picture of the sisters. I was like, are my sisters here? Are we all here? All present and accounted for.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It was so random. It was so nice. It was so nice. It was so, so nice. It was a really nice weekend and we got to spend the day together after we worked really hard on Friday.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Exactly. We celebrated game tunes with so much love and tunage. Did you celebrate game tunes? I did not celebrate game tunes in an official capacity.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
So I clocked it because I could tell he had no idea. And then when we were all by the pool, I was like, do you have anything to say to me? And he was like, you look pretty. I was like, no. Happy anniversary. And then he realized, and it was 2.37 p.m. I clocked the time, that he remembered it was Valentine's Day after being prompted. Could be worse. Yeah. Could be better.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Listen, he dropped the ball on game tunes. Did you get flowers? I got flowers in the evening. I don't know where.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
It was clearly sold out. The neighbor had already thrown hers away, and he doesn't have them. But yesterday was our anniversary, and so he really made up for it with cards, and he got me the most beautiful flower arrangement. Oh, that's nice. So it was nice yesterday to have the party, and then also be like a celebration of our anniversary and just a nice moment.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
This week is always our big, but we still haven't gone out for our dinner, I'll say.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I do. Cause it's always just like a really nice special week. And I look forward to this time of year. Plus it's around like president's day. So sometimes we'll do a staycation. do a little something. I really, I do like it. Cause I'm sure it'd also be nice if it was all spread out, but we have other stuff. You know, I don't want to be like an ingrate. You don't like your timing.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Well, you know what I was just thinking about?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
No. You get celebrated? I just want you to know. God willing, God willing, God willing. God willing, God willing, God willing. I am not texting Ben that day. Good. I am not. You better not get it. I'm so sorry, Ben, but like this has to be. It has to be this way. It has to be like a calendar year. And you do not get him a card. I could just see you being like, he's been so amazing.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
No, what are they up to, those crazy kids?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
We need a director of cinematography. That's what I'm saying.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
No, but just like to understand their like workflow.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
No, not for their person, but just for their workflow. Like how do you keep the content consistent in Park G?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Well, I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
As there always is with Matt and Abby, but they're like rage bait click baiters and they want you to listen to the podcast and I'm not going to give into it. I'm not gonna be like, oh my God, he's so crazy. Like I'm sure there's a perfectly logical in Matt's brain reason. Right.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Yeah. Or like there's a mouse in the closet and he's like trying to trap it. Totally. It's just like something so Matt. So Matt. Are you more of a Matt or an Abby?
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
I understand. I think that's enough Matt and Abby talk. Good speed to Matt and Abby. Good luck. Good speed. Good God speed. Also good speed. I hope you catch that mouse. Try raid. Try raid. And I think without further ado to do, do you think time? Yeah, I think so. We've got a lot to talk about. We've got a lot to do today. White Lotus, dear toasters. Oh yeah. Dear toasters.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
Give me your phone. I was just trying to help you. Crazy pants. Without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
The Toast
As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025
We're happy to be here in a new setup, a great American tour of podcast studios.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
That's really funny. I guess we'll get Ben's what he eats in a day too. What are you going to have for dinner?
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Oh, okay, cool. Don't spoil it because I'm actually like enjoying this vlog from afar and I look forward to watching it.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
You know what I want to make tonight?
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But like I went to the tortilla aisle yesterday to start getting ingredients and like what is the crunchy piece? You know what it's actually called on the recipe? A tostada?
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Oh, okay. I bought mini tortillas.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Pargy, thank you. Also, maybe you'll do like a wardrobe change in the middle when Maddie changes her wedding dress, like sister-in-law swapping.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Maybe I'll FaceTime him for a consultation.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
That's so funny. I have an iPad, actually not this one. It's an old iPad that we use downstairs and I don't have a lot of pictures there. And so whenever a picture comes up, it's like of Dan Schneider.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Like for the first week of the toast. It's like circles around his face.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Let me see what's on this iPad.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. Oh, like a bunch of... Oh my God. Like so many accidental photos. Like...
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I think I should. I love this one. I love this one.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Here's a picture of my sisters and my brother.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I'm going to crop out Margo. Sorry, Sachi. Can you see? I have all the Getty images from that Amazon party. Oh, pargy photos.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Let's get into the fast five stories you need to know.
The Toast
Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I won't say it again, but I don't regret saying it today because it's the perfect segue to our first story, which is some football news.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
okay let's talk about it apparently I don't know if it's just you know things coming in threes or like if this is trade season if this is the moment for trades because who else got traded Braxton oh right right two major trades in the sports ex-girlies world I'm actually sure other people probably got traded but like we know about these two because they're for the girly so
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
yeah no and also like I don't think actually Braxton's is like that big of a trade I think someone in his position and his agent gets traded but like for us you know it's a big deal shake up the sports world but they're not talking about it on ESPN it definitely it shakes up the Earl world because of course like her and Braxton got together both living in Miami they live down there been like a Miami it couple yeah they've never like had to be long distance or anything so like if he's now going to the Texans like what does this mean for Braxton and Alex now I personally think that like
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Alex really loves him so much and me too this is a one-year contract worth two million dollars so I think it's nothing they can't handle and nothing that they won't get through but I feel like people are like is Alex moving to Houston probably not I feel like other people might think they would break up over this I really don't think so I think she really loves him
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I do think so, too. But I think it's just a year. Like, we'll see what happens after a year. I don't think this is, like, great news for Braxton's career.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. Dolphins also stunk. They didn't even make it to the playoffs. So it's, like, that's not Braxton's fault.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, same. And like I don't open packages like after five o'clock. So I could have done it last night, put it to bed.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, a lot of them do beep-boop-bop. He had a nice stint in the Dolphins where he was able to meet his lady love, and hopefully they'll get through these tough times, and maybe they'll even have some fun. That could be fun.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, so Kyle Juszczyk was also traded from the 49ers, right?
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Yeah, hopefully with a trade coming.
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Right, not having to move his family.
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No, I mean he brought us to the team and now obviously like we have roots there.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's true, but the thing about me is I have so much love inside me for so many teams. I'm a fan of multiple teams, and I could take on one more. I'll take on all of them. When something happens where I have a reason to like a team, I, of course, love the Niners. We are a Cowboys family. I love all the Florida teams because I'm Florida strong. You love all the New York teams.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, like it's just when I start to wind down for the day and like anything that's coming in once I've started like cooking dinner because then it's like dinner, bath, but it's just a hectic time. And then after that time, like don't ask me for anything. Yeah, I love that. Even if it's a tiny, I'm not opening anything till tomorrow. I'll do like email work, but I will not do anything physical.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I love all the New York teams, like hometown teams.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I love Josh Allen. I love the Chiefs because I'm a pop culture girl. I watched Quarterback on Netflix, so I like Kurt Cousins.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I like them all. So wherever he wants to go, I'll support him. And that makes it nice for me because I can buy all those shirts on Abercrombie for all the different teams that I love.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, I think she has love in her heart for the Niners. But I think this will be an exciting moment if she goes to a new team that they don't carry their jersey yet. It will be like an exciting launch to do it with her brand. So I think she can make the most of it for sure.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like Braxton's closer to retirement. He's 29.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And maybe there's more longevity in certain positions, and others have a shorter shelf life.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But he plays all different positions.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
The 49ers also contracted someone called Luke Farrell. He's a tight end. Three years, $20 million. I think he might be the future.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I think you could have more than one tight end. Look how many Travis has.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And then they also have Christian, of course.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
That would be like if Tom Brady got injured, like the Patriots would have gone nowhere.
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I don't think he should go to the Jets.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I think maybe he will go to the Texans. Maybe they're acquiring.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
This is so draft day. The best day of the year.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I'll eavesdrop on Zach's show tonight. I'll let you know what they say.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I will eavesdrop. I will not actively listen. But hopefully, I don't know why he watches Colin Cowherd more than Mike and... Molly? Mike and Mike. Mike and Mike is the show. PTI, pardon. Maybe he watches PTI earlier in the day and I'm not around for it because that's his number one. And I will never understand... Colin Cowherd is now his number one.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I started Running Point. I watched the new episode of Kardashians because I was one behind and it just brought me so much joy to see Kim Kardashian and Andrew Huberman in the same room.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Also Mike and Mike are different than PTI. Because it's Tony. Tony and Mike. And then I think there's another show called Mike and Mike that we don't watch.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And then there's Jackson Claude.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
You know we are Tony and Mike. Maybe that's why I like when he watches that one.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Tony like won't even get on an airplane. So like the other one like goes to like the Super Bowl and stuff and like does everything. And Tony like will not get on.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And he's like older and he's just like sat giving his opinions.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Like you would probably recognize him. He's like, you would not recognize Tony because Tony got it.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's true. I wonder though, I'm just going to like head over to ESPN quickly. Like if other trades happened yesterday and we only know about these two because they affect us.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Headline of ESPN, 2025 NFL free agency winners and losers. 49ers, Jaguars, Patriots. Okay, so this was happening all over.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So now you know that. Look out.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I have to put it out into the universe. Not only do they need to get together, but I also, if anybody knows either of them and knows if they have gone even on one date, like please let me know because also the vibe I was getting from the scene is that they might have already been dating and that's why this meeting was even happening because they were looking at each other like so smiley.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
yeah but like you know red carpet like at the pre-show when they're really desperate they're like I think Jennifer Aniston's gonna wear this dress I saw on the runway it's like this is a complete waste of time you realize that yeah I spoke to Jennifer's stylist and she wouldn't tell me what she was wearing okay so why the fuck are you sharing she said look out that's so Zanna Roberts Rossi but that's also what they do on these sports shows like a game's coming up and they talk about what they think will happen and they analyze previous games too waste of time
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. One that you're really passionate about because you sent it to me on multiple channels.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
He made news yesterday because he has a special place in his heart for his four girlfriends.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
He introduced his four girlfriends from his polyamorous relationship yesterday. Ne-Yo is not ashamed of his polyamorous lifestyle. Taken to Instagram over the weekend, he introduced fans to the four women he's currently in a relationship, urging critics to say something nice or move on with their lives. Since the world is so intrigued, he said, I guess I should introduce my loves properly.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Ladies and gents, I present my pyramid.
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Does it change how you feel about his national anthem?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Does it change like the place in your heart that he was holding?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, or like people were like, I saw him with her and I saw him with her. So they thought like they had something and he was like, well, you don't.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But you watch Sister Wives and you love Sister Wives.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I don't think because they were just into each other on the first meet. I think maybe they're dating because Kim does have a boyfriend.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, we do. If this is going to happen and we're not allowed to say something unkind or else we have to move on.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Well, he said say something nice or move on.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Because Neo said that. And I'm trying. I haven't said anything not nice. But anyways, just saying. If this is going to happen and it's out there and, like, we should get a show.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
That's an interesting way to think about it.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But what if you had a husband who was a designated cleaner? Kind of awesome.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And the one that you like really love and you just want to hang out with until like everyone else is like making that happen.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But I feel like you sometimes hear of women who like they wouldn't call it sister husbands, brother husbands, but like they're spinning a web.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. Or like it's like my wife's girlfriend. Like from Ruby Frankie.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. If they've got that entrepreneurial spirit.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. We'll see what happens. You know? I do know. What more can you say? Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. A little lurd and vis-traving. Nope. Lurd and vis-spotting.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Well, I don't think he's a great boyfriend, but I do think the right woman could get him on the straight and narrow. You know, I think there might be a woman out there that would be worth changing for him. And he loves women, obviously.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey were spotted in Park City, Utah, keeping a low profile on a dinner date after reconnecting on their romantic getaway. So Ler and Viz have not been spotted in a while. We knew they were on a vacation, but really weren't spotted at all. But they have just been seen in Utah getting into a car after a dinner date in Park City.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And then they went to Utah. I think they did the sand and then the snow.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I don't feel like professional athletes ski for a number of reasons. I actually feel like they're not built for it. And it's a liability. I actually cannot imagine him on skis.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
That's not what I meant when I said professional athlete.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, and you have to be very nimble.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Meanwhile, his job is to be heavy on his feet.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But I think that's also just Park City.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
he kim's a whole lot of woman i feel like he would be so into her and i feel like for her he's perfect because she really shouldn't date like a businessman because she's gonna be more successful than any businessman obviously she shouldn't date there's only room for one star she shouldn't date anyone in hollywood she shouldn't date any athlete no but a scientist who has like
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No no I didn't I didn't say it wasn't fabulous whatsoever. I just think it's like low key and not everyone's up your butt and you could just it's more private.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So yeah we vacation in Park City too.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. Well, welcome back. Hopefully you don't get traded. It's trade season.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's actually a really crazy story if my iPad will reload. It's like people that I ordinarily wouldn't care about, but they did something really crazy because- Who? Lauren Graham from- Yeah.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
From Gilmore Girls. From Gilmore Girls.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, no, no. I was just trying to think of Gilmore Girls and also my fucking ad on page six won't let me see the story, bitches.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
She let it slip, the father of Mae Whitman's baby. Mae Whitman is her Parenthood co-star and she had a baby and she hasn't said who the baby daddy is. And Lauren Gilmore was on Armchair Expert and is prattling on about Mae and her baby daddy who is a famous person and their plans.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So Lauren Graham identified Carlos Valdez as the father of May's six-month-old son on Armchair Expert. She played May's mom on Parenthood for six seasons, and she was attempting to recall the last time that they saw each other. So she said, they're in New York now. Carlos, her baby daddy, is on Broadway in Hadestown, which I feel happy to plug because he's fantastic in it.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I don't know. But this is really crazy. Yeah. I feel obviously terrible for May because this is not what she wanted. I feel bad for the pit that Lauren Graham is going to have when she realizes.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Because as you said, it wasn't done with bad intent, but it's just like, it's mindlessness, you know? I mean, what do you think? You go on a podcast, you just start like rambling on about someone else's life.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Unless like everyone knew who May was with and she just hadn't shared it yet. But it wasn't like top secret. Like because they are together. So you could spot them together or something. You know, maybe it's like not the biggest deal. It's just something that we didn't know yet. But again, I'm not following it closely. But this is not how you ever want it to come out.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
an interesting thing and you know there's a lab up at stanford and she goes to like law school and they could like pack their lunches together in the morning i'm obsessed oh they're like two students yeah wait it's kind of like lessons in chemistry wait can you tell me what you thought about running point i'm so curious I thought it was really cute. I didn't like the vibe of the show.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, and I feel like, I felt even bad like repeating the name when I was reading the story.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And Orange Expert is a bigger podcast than this one, so like more people are going to be there. But like Carlos Valdez could go on to win an Oscar now and like I'll never feel comfortable saying his name because like I know I'm not supposed to.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Well, he was May's co-star in Up Here in 2023.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And Mae Whitman is from? Duff. Okay. Yeah. And then who's the girl? I know it's not her, but like they have a similar.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No. To me, the girl from Arrested Development may be Fumke. Okay.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
That's her name in the show. She's Tobias's and Lindsay's daughter, maybe, which is why I confuse her with Mae Whitman.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Never. There's only one. My sweater today is maybe, just so everyone knows.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I do feel really justified for why I confused them. Because May and Maybe are similar. And Maybe Funke is played by Aaliyah Shawkin. Just so you know.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But then also May Whitman. Who's that? She's in this show. She plays Anne.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Okay, I'm telling you, this is very confusing. Remember George Michael's little girlfriend, Anne, who everyone hates?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
She has. Oh, my God. That's really all very confusing. I'm glad we parsed that out.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's like a sitcom almost where it's like a comfort show. It's not like high stakes. No, it's not. It's about a family business, like a family basketball team. And it could be more like, you know, succession where it's like drama. No. It's like dopey and hysterical. And also it reminds me a little bit of Ted Lasso, but again, like a little less serious. Yes.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Our fifth and final story is potentially the loseriest news we've ever reported on.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I mean, you know the story, but I don't know if you know that this is the one. James Kennedy is apologizing for posting a photo with the Tate brothers. He says, I condemn their beliefs. So in the last few days.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
James Kennedy posted a photo with Andrew and Tristan Tate.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's just absurd. Like you could look into them, but I'm sure most people have heard of them. They're not, you know.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, but Tristan is the one clapping back at James. This saga is seriously.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I don't know where they were. Something in Vegas. James posted a photo of him and both brothers and said like, this is a Bitcoin, something like that.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Of course he did. So much backlash. So he immediately put out an apology saying, I regret posting a photo with the Tate brothers at an event last night. I was unfamiliar with their content and the allegations against them. I only knew them as podcasters who had posted a viral clip about Vanderpump. He said, I have since educated myself and condemned their beliefs. I am sorry to all that I offended.
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And it's a comfort show. Like it's something that would have aired on ABC at 8 o'clock back in the day.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But then Tristan, the brother, responded to James, claiming that James, quote, begged and kissed my ass for 30 minutes straight and called me a hero. He knew exactly who I was and what content he made. Then he said that James is just a pussy who can't handle DMs from woke R words. Fuck this guy, he said.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
This is so embarrassing for James. I, a part of me feels like maybe what Tristan said, like isn't true. And he's just saying that to like really embarrass James. Cause like we don't, we won't know. And maybe I'm not to give James the benefit of the doubt that he doesn't love the tape brothers, but I just feel like that's such a funny, like,
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
mean like thing to do to someone who's now like wanted to take a picture with you and even if he had just seen podcast clips of Vanderpump whatever like oh now you're gonna diss me oh I'll fucking drag you and say this about you even we have no way to know if that's true or not so it's just like he made James look seriously so stupid whether it's true or not true like James is a loser is taking the L and the funny thing is like I don't know who to believe right I also don't care like
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I thought about it. I was actually going to start my day with the PL, but time got away from me. You know, I was trying on dresses all of a sudden. I'm like, oh my God, get to work.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
He's so great. He's so funny. I feel like he's a little short to be playing a basketball player. But they work the angles, you know? They're like –
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Even I'm in the Bravo universe. I didn't see it until Tristan responded. And then it became a story of like the whole story, the photo, the apology and the response.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Hysterical stuff. If James was holding out hope to get on the Valley or Vanderpump reboot, it's not going to happen. Yeah. I think he's pissed off absolutely everyone with this entire trajectory. Yeah. From start to finish.
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Pissed off people who dislike the Tate brothers and now also pissed off people who like the Tate brothers. So that includes everyone.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
OK, so many conflicting things here, like actual hypocrisy. I just want to say because on the one hand, I'm like, oh, go off, King. I'm married. I have no one to impress. Like, I love that for you that you want to look dopey and you don't care. But then why does it matter so much to if you fix them 90 percent versus 80 percent? What's wrong with 80 or 100?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I'm so with this girl too. First of all, his line is cheaper. It's shorter and will fix your teeth 80%. What man needs perfectly straight teeth? Who needs perfect anything? 80% teeth is good. Like what's, do you see George Washington's teeth? Like what's with the perfection? So for him to be like,
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He's huge. He's definitely the best parts of the show, because he's so funny.
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brazen enough to walk around with braces on calls and it's socializing for 18 months, but not brazen enough to walk around with 80% teeth as opposed to 90%.
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Contradictory. Of course he needs to do in this line. How could you look at your husband with the braces?
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I thought they were cheaper and quicker and it's a shorter amount of time. But like, which I kind of get like, oh, let's just get it over with.
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This is giving like a braces fetish. It's like his teeth are probably also fine and he just wants braces.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
He's actually a middle schooler who wants their teeth to be bad because they want braces because they go to school.
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No, but like you guys can come up with solves. Like maybe he knows that when he's doing that, like you'll go wash your hands. Like you don't have to see it. Maybe you're setting the table. Maybe he does it in the bathroom. Like there are ways around it, but it sounds like he wants braces and it's becoming less of a dental issue and more of a mental issue.
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So go back. He had a relationship with an underage person. He was a teacher.
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But then other family dramas, she went down, she said, and now she can't.
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But even right after, I mean, he went to prison, like, she was able to talk to him. So something else happened that we don't know. I'm sorry, I can't weigh in on this. I don't know enough.
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I saw that and I do agree. But then I think if that were the case, they wouldn't have called him Travis because that's like too obvious.
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But it's not even apples to apples.
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Or not even forgive, but just like move forward in a cordial way while never being as close as you could potentially be. I don't know.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But the thing is, the reason that she doesn't want to talk to him again is not even because of what he did, because she spoke to him after, so it's about something else that happened.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, go back to the beginning. I visited him and spoke to him for two years, but then family drama happened, and now we don't speak. What's that?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Okay. Well, you gotta trust your gut and go with your scruples, but... I, to be honest, I don't, I don't know him. I couldn't say.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Of course it's easy to be like, he's bad. Don't talk to, you know, but like.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
oh my god i just want to say i am you in this situation so i can really empathize because if no but you're but like your in-laws don't like fart in front of you in the sense that like if i was in your situation i would feel the way you do like i'm not like fart friendly i just want to say i'm fart friendly and i would feel if my mother-in-law farted in front of me i'm sorry i don't care who you are reset
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, it's really fun. It's a nice thing to watch at the end of the day. I don't feel like pressure to finish it quickly. Also, Maria Sofia Estrada is in it. I clocked her in two. How did you realize it was her? When in her first scene, she plays Anna Moreno, the lawyer for Jackie. And she was just like,
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
If I may say, I am coming at this from someone who is not fart friendly. So I empathize with you. And if I were in your situation, I would feel the way you do. But looking at the big picture, like they're having fun.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
you know yeah and like you're not they're sitting there laughing it's like so harmless the only issue I see potentially arising is that like your children will inherit this and you know do this with their half their family and like they'll be these people and like good luck getting married yeah that's unfortunate well he got married to her so yeah but their spouses won't ever hear their mother-in-law fart because you won't do it so that's better
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
yeah like do you really want to be like a wet blanket because if you wanted to be you could tell your husband like in a really serious way like this needs to stop when you go to your in-laws this is their family tradition like I know you literally if you say anything you it's so juvenile like you can't say anything so like at least find the joy in it like they're having fun and also now it's like you don't have to be scared of your mother-in-law like you heard her fart like that takes the pressure off
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
No, it's so crazy, but it's like not in a nefarious, it's not crazy nefarious.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's crazy smelly and it's crazy immature.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's better than the in-laws who massage each other.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Crazy creepy. Crazy creepy. You know those like grids that it's like lawful good, lawful neutral, lawful bad.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I'll show you because this is how I'm measuring these in-law behaviors. Lawful good grid, if I may.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, like, I have to find an example. This one is of characters from Marvel, so that wouldn't be good for you. But you might be able to understand it if I send you this. It's a Harry Potter one, but I think you'll get it.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Wait, should I bring it up to the screen? We can't communicate.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
But I do think that now we should categorize your toasters as these things.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Well, it could get a little smelly. That's a little, that's the chaos in the neutrality.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And they're having fun and they're good, joyful people.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Also, how can your husband fart on command?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Maybe when there's a meal where, like, everyone has the farts.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Then they just, like, sit around and fart and laugh. But it's not every meal, right?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
My concern was how did your husband perfectly comedically time that fart on his way out the door?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Oh, see, like, you're missing out on the fun.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And what makes you think we would be an expert in that?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Sometimes it does take an outsider.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Okay, so we figured that because I know that when there is an update, like you will share. So you just brought that up.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
You don't have to keep bringing it up and like ruining the day and the end of the show.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And I also feel like if you got an update, you wouldn't even wait till Tuesday to share it. You would share it when you got it.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Is that Maria? It's crazy that she can be someone other than Maria Sofia. Shout out, but she's doing a great job as Anna.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
He is. We have a sports. Our first story, because we're in like a very much a sports mode between running point. There's been like trade news. I guess this is like trade time and it's affecting the girlies on a serious level.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I know, but it's my own fault. They came yesterday. I didn't do it yesterday. It was actually nice because I had done my makeup and my hair, so they looked as good as they were going to look. I gave them a fair shot.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Trade, because there are trades happening. So we have a trades story. Okay.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Wow. And the part that's never happened is you never cried from a comedy special.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Spoiler alert, because I just added it to my content list.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Well now it's on the content list, did Ben watch it with you?
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Propecia. I think it's Propecia.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I think Propecia is like no low sperm count. So watch out for that one.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Okay, great. Thanks for the rec.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. And I think I'll still be able to enjoy it without the cliffhanger.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
A lot of them like are fathers and family men.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
It's so true. I made salmon bowls last night with love, Jax.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
So I was making them with a bit of love and hate. Like I... They make it... They act like it's an easy thing to make. Like, oh, because it's like just a bunch of ingredients.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Just like... Even the recipe maker, and you would think assembling a bowl, it's not making a roast chicken, but it's just a lot of chopping, a lot of dishes. It was so worth it, though. So worth it. It's such a good meal. It looked fudgy. But next time what I'm going to do is I'm going to bake the whole salmon. Because that's so easy. Just put it in a baking dish, cut it up, put it on the bowl.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
And I still have some fixing, so I think I'll make it again tomorrow. And I still have extra marinade, so it's going to be a breeze the second time around.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
That's my favorite words, by the way. Just know, like, nothing, like, scratches my brain than someone saying that.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I'm really excited to watch that. Especially like, yeah, I remember I saw one of my first forays into Matt and Abby was like, I got targeted for like Abby's What I Eat in a Day as a pregnant and breastfeeding mama. So she is so, and she works out too. So that's like triple the appetite because you're so hungry when you're breastfeeding. You're so hungry when you're pregnant and when you work out.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah, you want to put your best foot forward. I don't think that's such a bad thing, but like, yeah, you do need to film like every handful that you grab from the cupboard. But then it's like, because you're filming, you're like, let's make a snack.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
I think it actually inspires better behavior. It's aspirational.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
The thing is, you have earned our trust over the years. You are a trustworthy person.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
You are an authentic influencer. So... I'm going to believe what you say that you eat.
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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025
Yeah. No, he's like full of liquid. He like blends a cereal.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Okay, so I guess, I mean, it's time. And you've said it, sister, you know.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I love that. Well, we can get into the Fast Five stories that you need to know, dear reader.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
It's so crazy. And you'll follow a recipe and you'll give it your all and like something goes so terribly wrong.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Our first story, Jason Kelsey is having a tough time processing the Eagles win with Travis's loss after the Super Bowl blowout. So Jason Kelsey has finally put out a statement. Not finally. I mean, yeah, I wasn't waiting. I wasn't waiting. But yeah, I do wonder how he feels about the win.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, put out a Congrats Eagles graphic and then they took it down. I think people thought they took it down because it was like disrespectful to Travis. But then Jason clarified that he asked them to take it down because it was like, and I guess, yeah, it was a lot of pictures of him and different Eagles players. And then there was a quote.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
There was a quote about how like so many of the Eagles players feels like family to Jason. And then like,
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
congrats Eagles it was very like Jason centric and he was like I didn't win the Super Bowl like it's a weird thing to post I just want to say I think it's weird too not even because of the reasons Jason stated because your co-host lost and it's not like Jason played he didn't so I think it's weird yeah they could have just sat it out but I also understand why Jason wanted them to take it down I don't think it had to do with congratulating the Eagles I think it was also it was just like
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But the Eagles are a big part of their show.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like, well, that's the most annoying part. But this is what he said. He said, congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles, my former teammates and friends on being Super Bowl licks champions. There were a lot of emotions last night. And now that I've collected my thoughts, I'll attempt to share them in the longest tweet ever. The game was odd for me to watch if I'm being completely honest.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I knew it was going to be mixed emotions before, during and after. And I now know what my parents had to deal with two years ago. On the one hand, I wanted what is best for my brother and to see his success. And on the other hand, there are so many people, teammates and coaches in the Philadelphia Eagles organization that I care deeply about, many of whom I owe my success to throughout my career.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I'm very proud for Jalen Hurts, Nick Santini and this entire team. They have persevered greatly, answered their critics amazingly, improved themselves undoubtedly to be the best team this season, etc., etc., As for my brother, there isn't a person I love or care about more.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
It has been tough to process these feelings, but of course I feel for him and I'm always rooting for him, but I know he does not need nor want my pity. He has amassed greatness few on this planet could ever dream of, as has his team, and they should feel pride in their accomplishments this season and in the past.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I know right now they're still thinking of that last night and the shortcomings in the last game, but in time that will fade and the greatness they've exhibited as a group will remain as one of the most dominant eras of football ever.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Well, the field playing was giving the vibes that Travis was retiring. Well, of course, the lack of talent.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Speaking your truth. and walking in your own light.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I think it's really hard for us to understand. I think so too. Like, I think we can't put ourselves in those shoes. I think for Jason, it's like, yes, his brother's on one team rooting for him, but on this other side are people that not, they're not his brothers, but like very, very close. Like there is joy in seeing them win. Of course.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I think if he could have chosen, he wouldn't say, I don't think he would have answered this question of who, maybe he did, but it was of course be Travis.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I'm not getting that vibe. Yes, I think. Did anybody ask Jason who's he rooting for? I think if they did, we wouldn't have gotten a straight answer. Yeah. But I think like the, the correct answer is Travis.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
However, like it's a very, you know, the Eagles are right behind because like the coaches, those are people who he wants to see family and like the amount of work that goes in to being on the team. This was the only team he ever played for. Like this is his, it's different than people who like bounce around that part of like the brotherhood we could never understand. Yeah.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
With turdy. But then us real ones know like you're not the Barefoot Contessa.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I didn't see... I didn't see that so much, so I can't say. But if that's what was going on, like, yes, of course, we're rooting for Travis. Like, yeah, we'll find joy. And if the Eagles win, because it'll be good for our friends. Of course. We're rooting for Uncle Travi. And I can't believe I haven't sang this yet. I'm so glad. I'm so glad my Travi made it to the big game.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
One step closer to Kelsey being my last name.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
You should have just, like, teased the Purdy line and, like, saw his reaction. And, like, if you're going to tell him eventually, maybe he would figure it out. But let him think for one second.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I literally need to record something today. My voice, like, isn't. Get on the horn. I'm going to get on the horn.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Speaking of Pargy vocals. Yeah. Sabrina Carpenter is on the cover of Vogue.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, this is major. So the cover and the cover story have dropped. The pictures are beautiful. She's on the cover of the March issue of Vogue. And yeah, the photos are very Marilyn Monroe inspired. She's talking about her career. She made mention of skin, just want to say.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, but our Gen Z intern gave me a little heads up.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
She said that she never planned to release it. Like it was a song that she wrote to like get her feelings out as artists do. And then she did release it. But like when she was writing it, it was just meant for her to like heal.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Do you think he's quaking a little bit?
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, I wonder how long after that, till she got to that place of like writing that song. And that's how she felt. Cause she couldn't like not respond for that long. So I don't, I wonder like if she wrote them at the same time yet, then maybe we could.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Instead. I wonder, I don't know, but I liked skin because it wasn't like, I feel like all because I liked the boys, more like coming from it.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, like a victim, like everybody hates me all because of that. Whereas skin was like kind of tough and I liked that response.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
You should be, I'm all out of your man, yeah, like. I just, I thought it was just like a strong response as opposed to, oh, because I like to, boy, everybody hates me.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Did you give one to Olive and Butters?
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. So, but I just, I agree with you that maybe the world would have received it better if she came out with like.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
People love a victim. They love a victim. So yeah, actually I like, I think that it probably would have played better, but for me.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But for a while, Sabrina took like a big L. I respect strength. And that's why I respect the Bream.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. I agree. That's why it's so impressive. Yeah.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yes, worth it. I don't think she's over it. I don't, I think she'll like, that's her Roman empire. And it's not, it's been a few years. Like it's her chip. Yeah. A hundred percent. And she'll hug her at the Grammys. Cause like, she doesn't want to, that would look bad. You know, people don't like that. But the North remembers.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Okay, but if you could have one open and honest conversation with any celebrity.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Well, all the friendships, too. Hayley.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. Kelly, that we were just saying.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Pete Davidson strips down to his undies for reformation after his tattoo removal. So Pete Davidson.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, but I feel like now he looks different than when people were finding him attractive.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, he's looking hunky. Pete Davidson has spent the last several years removing his nearly 200 tattoos. And now he's ready to show off his clean slate just in time for Valentine's Day. He stars in Reformation's latest campaign, showing off his buff bod in boxer briefs. So I guess Reformation has some menswear now, and he is the face.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I didn't either, but I guess everyone wears. And I mean, if you think about it, I feel like they operate. It's been around forever. They look like a small business, but they're like mass consumed. And they probably have like low overhead because they act small.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And I'm sure Taylor wearing the dress to the US Open was the budget for Pete Davidson.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Why you could have eaten all of them.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
You know, I was watching Kardashians and Kim was saying, talking about her work ethic, how she works so much. She was actually, cause she's in therapy now. And so she's like thinking about working less and questioning why she works so much. And she says, Courtney was right. Like I didn't need to sort of figure out what was driving me.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like what, why I'm working so much, like what drives me, whatever. And she was like, but in the past, like all I want to do is work. Anybody who tries to tell me to like work less, like get out of my way. And she was like, I mean, that's what happened with, and they bleeped out the name. I'm pretty sure it was Pete. I'm pretty sure because she was like, that's what happened with blank.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
He said like, why don't you take the week off? Like, why do you work so much? She said, and that was the beginning of the end.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like it just, it only really makes sense for Pete. Like, I don't think that's why she broke up with Kanye. Yeah.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Dave. It's always maybe it was Dave. But anyways, I think Pete Davidson looks great. I think this is such a good message for young people. He was on one of the late shows at talking about the process to remove them. He's had over 200 tattoos like how he obviously regrets them. And I think people should, when they go to the tattoo salon, should have to watch that interview.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So is he more so quaking that you're coming for his culinary throne or that you're bringing all this talent into the house and he's going to be eating more?
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Right. That was really crazy. And I think most people have not. I actually I don't know most. A lot of people have a lot of tattoos. No regrets. Love them all. They all deeply mean something. But it's a hard thing to regret. Like there's it's very hard to come back from. It's very expensive. It's very expensive. And so. I think thinking twice or three times about it is just a good message.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And if you still want to do it, still do it.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, for sure. She has, like, on her fingers. I can so see.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I was going to say, Chloe feels like she might have.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, or on, like, a wrist, a little wrist action.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But I could also see her having some from back in the day.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. I think that that's what happened. I don't think they like me.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. But I think the way it went down is what happened. So I don't think they would just like lie about how it works.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And like back in the day, those episodes like that, they were just following them around with cameras that like wasn't so produced.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Our fourth story, speaking of reality TV, coming to podcasting, Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin are starting a podcast called Let's Not Talk About the Husband. It will be with Dear Media, and the first episode premieres on February 14th, Valentine's Day. Pargie.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. Also, they've been together for 30 plus years. Like that is something that gives you a level of expertise that and wisdom that you can share.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
with the world I also was thinking recently about podcasting at a glance as as you do when you have a chip when you have a chip no because I'm always like watching clips on Instagram I get like served podcasts I never heard of like this or that and like I'm I was like trying to think like so many people start a podcast but like what makes really a good podcast host and like I think one thing that really makes can make someone great amongst other things but it's like someone who says like
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Just having a lot of food. Oh, you mean the...
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
hard truths who said, who has like genuine hot takes who like, who's like yelling at people almost, you know, telling you things you might not want to hear. And like, I think Lisa Rinna like has that energy of just being unapologetic and just saying things that might not be popular, but are interesting to listen to. Cause like the people with like the lukewarm, just like circling the drain, like,
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. That's kind of what I meant. It's all one in the same.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Do you know what I mean? Like it's very much a medium for lightning rods. There's ways to have success in other ways, but that is a big vertical. And I think that she is that. And so I think that this could really work.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, so this is what the statement says. After 30 plus years together, some more fabulous than others. We've seen a lot and we're ready to dish on everything from marriage and family to friendships, business and fame. So it seems like they will be dishing. Whatever we're talking about, you can be sure it will be unfiltered. So tune in because we're owning it all.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Oh, well, okay, okay. But she didn't, like, make a gap.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Take it to the podcast. It's always funny when you find someone's, like, inspo, you know? Yes. Like Kendall Jenner and J.C. Murray.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
You're the anti-comfort creator. You're like the influence.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So good luck to our dear media sisters and brothers.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Chaos creator. I love that. And I feel like you like chaos creation. Like mukbangs.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. No, I think that they've got the stuff. I think they've got the stuff.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And even the popular celebrity ones, because there are, it's not the most popular celebrities. Like even the office ladies, like they're not the most popular celebrities. Random.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Not for the faint of heart. It's a flaw in the system that you really can't sit while you cook.
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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
where I came from. And then while I was sick, some clothing deliveries had arrived. I was finally able to try them on today and I'm obsessed. This is the bodysuit t-shirt I was telling everyone about. And it's everything and more, like no midriff, no problem.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Our fifth and final story is a little TV programming news because The Bachelorette has been paused for summer 2025. Yeah, ABC will be skipping this cycle of The Bachelorette. ABC is pausing its female-led spinoff of The Bachelor, which will be a blow for fans of the long-running dating show series. The show generally starts production shortly. And the last three seasons have aired in July.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
The series, however, has not been canceled and will likely come back to Disney's own network in the future. It's unlikely to air this year, but insiders have not completely ruled out It's returned later this year. It's not entirely clear why this decision has been made, but it's not without precedent in the Bachelor universe.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Last year, for example, Bachelor in Paradise didn't air because Golden Bachelorette happened instead. But I don't know. Skipping the Bachelorette seems bigger than skipping a Paradise.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. That's one where you could kind of schedule a break, but not even, they should make some sort of contraption. Like, cause if you're over the stove, like you cannot sit. They should make a something.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Claudia, I keep seeing this everywhere. What is it? Okay. What show is it from?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
That's what I thought. But then I saw a bunch of like barstool people talking about it. So I'm like, is this barstool, you know, their reality show?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, but I do think Bachelor in Paradise, like, it's a pretty good answer to Love Island. It's not... good enough sometimes, but it's hard. You can't really have bachelor in paradise without the bachelor and bachelorette because like you fall in love with these cast members.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
You want them to have a second chance at love, but that is like having to watch 50 hours of television so that you'll be excited for bachelor in paradise. I don't think they make it too hard.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
For a mid-season episode five, for it to be two hours, stop. If you want a two hour premiere, a two hour finale, I'll let you have it. Sell your ads. Episode five, you know, March. Leave me alone.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I have a question shows like that are on Netflix that are going straight to Netflix. Why do they still do commercial breaks? Like they fade to black, they fade to black and then they come back and they play what we just saw. I think it's like, that's actually a good point.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I think it's like, I think it's so weird. It's like, It is.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And especially when they repeat the last line of what we just saw. It's like, wait, I'm right here. 10 seconds ago.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
When I was watching Kardashians, that's what I was like. This is made for Hulu.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So those are the fast five stories. I hope you're scared.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Because you said they don't want to scare people, but people should be scared.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Ooh, that's so tough. I feel like he might have legitimate reasons for asking. It's like he can't see you. So he just like wants to know. Doesn't want to pick you up and hurt his back or something. But it's actually like he can feel you and he could pick you up. Like he actually knows what he needs to know.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But I don't know, like maybe he needs this as an aid just to like understand what his girl looks like. I feel like anything else, like yeah, you could shave a few pounds off.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
so I just I I just want to not to make the blind man the villain here but I think it's a weird question well I would just ask him like why he wants to know because I'm holding space for like it's something that blind people need to know like in order to orient themselves I don't know I'm giving him like the benefit of the doubt so I would just ask him like to what purpose does it serve for you to know like I will tell you um but I just would love to understand why that's information that you want
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Maybe. But remember, he's a perfect angel otherwise, so we're going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, we are. We are.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
max because you also like it's just like when you are on a plane like they do need to know for safety purposes like you can't really lie yeah i don't know i don't think he needs to know for safety purposes but okay i don't know like i don't know because i'm just gonna yeah i don't know because he's blind so i don't want to give him like bad information did you hear me i'm blind i don't want to give what's that from
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But how did you use protein powder? Like in your house, they're in fancy aesthetic containers?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I'm not really lying to or fucking with the PJOM blind guy.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, like I just feel like he might need to know. It's like you wouldn't tell him something is 50 feet away if it's 20 feet away.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, I just think this is, like, so weird. And, like, this relationship will be a part of your life for so long. I wonder what she does for work, though. Because I could see a scenario. Who, the mom? The mom. Like, I could see a scenario where she is either, like, a sex therapist. Some sort of therapist. Maybe even, like, a gynecologist. Something.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I do feel like the toaster would have included that. Yeah. But I could see a mom like that being very involved in her son's sex life. And yeah, it's like not ideal, but it's like, that's just how we are. And like, you don't have to break up with him over it. It's just like a crazy fact about your in-laws, your macha tandem sister.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Okay. I don't know. Maybe she has like a side hustle of like women's health. I think if you can look at it from that angle where it's like, she's interested.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
In the vagina. Just, and you're like in the woo woo family. Listen, Claudia, if she loves him and she wants to make it work, some things you just have to accept.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, because it's not like he's coming to you and being like, my mom says that you should try this. How would you know this? It's illegally obtained information. It's not admissible in a court of law.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I do know what you mean. But I just, I want to help her.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I want to help her think it's not a big deal. He's just from an open family.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, but you could say the other night a text popped up on your phone. I don't know.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Really? You'd rather him talk to his friends about the end?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I think there's more history here. that you should find a way for him to open up to you. I think there's more to this story. Maybe it has to do with him and the past relationships.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, or what his mom likes to get into in her free time. I think there's more here. So find a way to dig in without it being about the snooping.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Maybe just sit down and have a state of the union about your relationship and then take it into your sex life.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I think it's very reasonable to ask and insist that he uses the toilet instead of the sink where you wash your face and brush your teeth. And if he can't agree to that, you're not even asking for anything other than for him to move over three inches, then you put a lock on the door.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, I'm not worried about where it's going. I'm worried about what's touching on its way.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I wouldn't wash my face in the toilet bowl.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, when there's a toilet right there.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
That's crazy. Cause who even has the lid on their hairspray to begin with?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Totally. Yours is so mean. This is so you. But you can't see, but these are barrel jeans. I got barrel jeans. You'll see on my Instagram stories. Check me out later. They're so sickening.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Who doesn't lose it along the way? Oh, that's not a problem I have. And what part do you cause to lose it to?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And if this is something that men do just because they all do it, if everyone jumped off a bridge, like then all men should stop.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And we wonder why women have all these skin issues. Literally, we're washing our faces with urine. Meanwhile, the men get to be like, I don't wash my face and I feel great. It's because everything in your life is clean. You don't have pee in the pores.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
As am I. Now let's get the heart right for her, okay? We're sending you love.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Even though every time I watch, I'm perfect.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I look so awesome. Oh my, you do look great. No, you can't even, I don't even need comments because I know you can't really see me and you can't appreciate the barrel nature of my outfit, but I'm a barrel chest of freedom fighter, okay?
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
those were the days. But I have just one thing more to say about my barrel pants. Yeah, please bring it back. I actually don't think I look that much different to myself because I always judge like how different my outfits are based on Zach's reaction. Like the one time I wore those jeans and a t-shirt, like he literally dropped to the floor in the kitchen.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I know, I was thinking about that because that's always what you say when you're sick. You're like, I'll never miss...
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like he like literally was like, can I have a hug? Like he was like, Oh my God, he wanted a hug.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, I have this joke with my college friends.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Whenever I would dress normal like that, so I'm wearing jeans and a t-shirt like that, they would call me Jackie Cohen. Just like a normal girl.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Literally, I would never have worn just like jeans and a t-shirt. And if I did, like I was being Jackie Cohen. So now.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
When I posted my jeans and a t-shirt the other day, I was like, this is so not a me outfit. My friend Sam commented. She was like, it's so Jackie Cohen.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Like sometimes I just like be like be normal. Just like be Jackie Cohen. I'm like, I can't. It's so hard.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Anyways, my husband walked into the kitchen this morning. I was about to film him because I wanted to get on camera his reaction, walk right past me. So we're good. I'm not that changed. I'm still me.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
For me, what I will appreciate is just my ability to do things, like, to get things done, to stand up, to cook, to just, like, have a little bit of strength. Like, I will not take that for granted. And sometimes when I'm feeling, like, good, aka normal, I'm just like... Acknowledge the space. Because you know me, I'm always bogged down by something, migraine, whatever it is.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
They're good. I don't think there's anything that you haven't heard of yet, but we're going to discuss a lot of things. A lot of things need to be discussed by the stories.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, now we're all going to split off into our different corners of the internet. But we were all together for a time.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And that's why it's like even sadder that the Chiefs fucking stunk because we all came together for you guys. Like we were all rooting for your game. Not even, I know people rooting for the Eagles people. We were all rooting for the game. They couldn't even get us the game, but whatever. It's fine. I'm a fan.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I think because we were making so much of the fact that the Chiefs played so badly that it almost sounded like we were saying the Eagles won because the Chiefs stunk so hard. They wanted us to acknowledge how fantastically the Eagles played.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
But I guess even in what you just said, there's a backhanded compliment. Turns out. No, I'm saying I was wrong. Right. And they just want acknowledgement that the Eagles have been amazing all season, that they've slayed all season. And the Chiefs actually keep winning. And then if you really want to go down what they're saying, it's that the Chiefs...
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
one they've kind of eked out everyone this season like by the hair of their chinny chin chin and that this is where it gets crazy the refs and i cannot speak to this like i i just got into football like i am the thing is i'm not going away from criticizing the refs
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I know. I think just for them, it's like they were the better team, but it's like the other team was barely a team. So it's like we didn't say enough good things about the Eagles. I think that's how they felt. I think, honestly, it's giving chip. I think the Eagles have a chip. I think they would admit that. It's giving chip.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
As those with a chip, like I see your chip. We see them at the meetings. Yeah. Where like we get chips for how long we've had a chip.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
I see your chip and you know what? It is kind of annoying to hear about. Maybe we'll stop.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah, like if you're a new listener, you don't even know what we were talking about. And let me just tell you briefly.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
No, there are people who couldn't possibly.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
So when something's not ailing me, it's so pargy. And we have to ATS.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Oh yeah. Like, and if we were any other people who were like top podcasts, so obsessed with Kelly Clarkson, they'd be banging down our door to have her on. Like, it's so weird. It's so true. Now a chip. Okay. Chip. The chip is so real. What I will also say about the chip is that it propels us towards greatness. Like we are constantly fighting against the chip and that is what makes us great.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And I feel the same about the Eagles. Like I think we actually have more in common. We're more similar than we are different. Yeah.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Yeah. Even though like at every turn she is so worthy.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
And then when I think of people, I'm gonna text you someone's name of like the anti-chip. Like someone. Oh girl, I know what you're gonna say before you even say it. Wait, do you? Yeah. And this is like, and it's not shade to this person. It's like, we'll never know what it's like in this world.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
If you're new here, we have a chip and it informs everything. what we do for good and for bad, but mostly for good.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
We should tape a potato chip in the middle.
The Toast
The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Everyone wants them to be filled, the frames. There you go, one big delay.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Still, you didn't send me your three bags that you got.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And, like, what's going on with the birthday bag that I got you? Remember? From last year? Yeah, that's still my bag. What do you mean? Do you think you'll wear it this summer?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I need a bag like that for summer. Like a raffia tote.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
We also talk about his toenails. So no, that's not what I was thinking.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I have them in three colors. I wear them every time I go out.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
We should go to the outlets together because that would be fun. It's like a blend of the things that we love.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So the pigeon-like nature of his feet.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, I didn't catch up. What's the latest? I'm still finding out if James passed his driver's test, which he did. Of course he did. He can drive. He just couldn't get here.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So did you lead me astray? Well, I'll just say Chantal never said that. I don't wanna, you know, I don't wanna pit mama against mama. Doubt Taylor's lived experience.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, I don't. I respect Taylor. I respect her. But I just hadn't heard that before.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I feel like that tells you what you need to know.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's fine. She'll just need an extension cord.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I'm in a bad place with my outlets in my room right now. I only have like one that I can get to. But you own your home.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. My bedside outlet is in a good spot. I just need more outlet.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Of course we are. I hope everyone is who signed up for these programs. Thousand percent. Well, we do have stories today. Tell me a little bit about them. I would say they're varied. I would say they're good. Oh, and it seems as though they're female focused.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Confessions. Of course we're talking about confessions.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And seriously, she could like go to the moon and I wouldn't even mention it because I don't want to upset you.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
As well. And I mean, we'll talk about it, but just like the idea that she's a jam maker and a podcaster and a cooking show host is insane. Like to do all three things in one month when she hasn't worked. One month. In 10 years is so crazy and just like a bad business strategy. And we will get into it. Great. We shall get into it. But we have, of course, it's Lemonada Day. The window is open.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So is that door. I know. Unfortunately, it's Lemonada Day. We've been waiting for this day for so long. I had to cross it off my list. We have ceremonies to do.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. It's major podcasting news. And it's Claudia was right news, which we'll get to after the break. So without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Thank you, Cogers Wojers. You're welcome. So our first story, the first episode of Meghan Markle's Lemonada podcast called Confessions of a Female Founder is here. And her first guest was Whitney Wolfe Hurd, the founder of Bumble. And I do believe that Coach predicted that.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
When we were saying like the elk of guests that she would have. Yes, I remember who we were.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
We were going to say like Sarah Blakely would be a good guest.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So assume that you did say that because I don't know why I would think that you did. I remember you said it. I was like, oh, that's that's such a good call.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. And she's like the classic female founder.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, well, they're having some girly chit chat talking about women in the workforce, working moms. Megan actually shared for the first time that she had postpartum preeclampsia, which Whitney had as well. She was saying it was so rare. It's so rare and it was so scary. Yeah.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
going through that after having children and like trying to be there for your kids and where your baby and because it's unclear if it happened after Archie or Lilibet, being a new mom and also having a serious health struggle.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I understand he could have been the next Mikhail Baryshnikov.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, give it 24 hours to see where it lands. I will say the charts don't lie unless you're exclusive with one of the networks.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Who knows? Because also, it's all very concentrated. Yeah. But there is some vagueness in podcasting. Like we will never know how many people listen to her episode. Like it's not so out there.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
There's no way to know how many downloads somebody's episode gets. So I do think you can still like feign success. Yes.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
To a point. Because eventually no one wants to pay for your ad spots or to pay you if you're not bringing in money.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Instead, he's the next Alex Gornoshevsky. Also good. Also good. That's how I feel about Dana being a gymnast. Because Dana is 4'8", which is like a great height to be a gymnast. You're compact. But she has incredibly long arms. Oh. And so could you see her on the bars? I could. So she missed her calling. Her and Ben can go live with their regrets.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's like a commercial, a real commercial.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You know, I know part of being a podcaster. So you got to get in there. You got to get down in the mud. We want to hear your take on the ads. Tell us how you use code turd in everyday life.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Maybe like trolls. Like maybe they're like searching in the gutter for the worst things that people say or just like bad tropes. You know, I've heard people, I've not heard anyone that I know say that, but I am aware that that is,
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I think it's more so like stereotypes and just the nasty things that people say. And she's clapping back.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Oh, okay. No, I feel like, I think it's probably a little more produced than that. I hope. Okay. I hope so. Yeah.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I should, like, just like I would watch, you know, as ever, TV. I should, like, listen to this. Even this morning, I put on Rascal Flatts instead of, like, listening to see what's up. Because you chose yourself. I have no desire to listen to this.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Not even for R&D purposes or, like, for the tea. Like, not even, like, to hate listen. I have no desire. Yeah.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I don't think it's fair to say that we're bored because we didn't listen. Because we didn't listen. But bored by the concept.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You would tune in? Thousand percent. Okay. So there it is. I feel like she will have her on. Maybe not this season because the season's probably wrapped and they just became friendly. Maybe next season.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Pod swap. That's what we call it around these parts.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Let me know if you guys remember what I'm remembering.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Mine was Sarah Blakely, like, from the get.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No. I feel like I tried everything. And my calling is to be a podcaster and a mom.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I paid you the highest of compliments to bring me down. It's not enough for me to prop you up.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You also have to stomp on me below you.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, I don't think of her a lot either, even though she's so ubiquitous and she's a classic girly.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So check it out. Check it out. And if you do listen, like let us know your thoughts. As toasters who obviously have a high bar for content. I trust the toaster's opinion on it. Agreed. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm going to move some things around. I don't think you're ready for the next one. This next one was a turdy send to me, but I had seen it and I too was interested.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Shout out to Liz Woods for posting the premium content because Francesca Farago is claiming that influencers have been offered money to promote negative Hailey Bieber narratives on TikTok. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
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The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I can see it. Nothing you're saying is surprising me.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Dave choose. You choose. Make a choice quickly.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Well, that is like... Is that just like pregnancy stuff? That's literally exactly how someone would describe a UTI, but... Someone who's not pregnant. Both people. Like, you could have a UTI, but also it could be like your baby's pushing down on your bladder, making you feel like you have to pee, but it's phantom because there's nothing in there.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And if you make it to the NBA, like, you're probably good, you know?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's emotional to think about all the players who aren't good enough.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
They have like the dipsters, which are, you know, a healthier version of a childhood favorite. Everything they have is like healthy, good ingredients. They have food for all stages of
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Tell them what? Tell them what? I mean, it's your story to share.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No one can ever say that she holds back on this show.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
thank you slash turp are you excited to experience your own colostrum like is that something that's exciting to you after all the talk about it no that's a good question i i don't know if i would say i'm like excited that's not that's not one of the parts that excites me like it's not like a mucus plug level of no no interest and intrigue no i'm like things i'm actually looking forward to most ready obviously mucus plug
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No. It's like your house smells. Because you're in it. You're in the bubble. Yeah.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Because like, yeah, when I think about it, I feel like it wasn't every time I picked them up.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's my kisses, yes. I love that for you. Our fifth and final story is actually a little bit of baby adjacent news because Caitlin Bristow and Jason Tardik continue to fight as she is slamming him for using her dream baby name for his new dog. Have you seen this? I have.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It is extremely awkward. So we actually talked about on Patreon last week. Oh, that was Patreon. That was Patreon. How she has started to share some stuff about why they broke up. She talked about him getting into podcasting. How she felt like he was sort of riding her coattails, mooching. He wasn't paying half the rent, whatever.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
That she didn't even want him to move into. And now she is going on her podcast to talk about how he used her dream baby name for his new rescue dog. She said, I'm making this clear.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's not that I'm not over him, but to get a dog and name that dog my dream baby name that I've had in my baby names for 10 years, I even have a text that says to him, I said the day I met him, quote, I want to name my baby Teddy. She doubled down that she's very much over him after breaking up with him in August 2023 after four years together. She said, I did not want to be in that.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It felt icky to me. I did not want to be in it. I know I seem very angry, but it's more like I don't like feeling disrespected. And I just have so many gross feelings from that because for so long I was made to feel crazy. And now I'm like, oh, I'm not crazy. I just saw what other people are seeing now. Are people like turning on Jason Tardik?
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
For his side of things, like he got a new dog and then he said, my new buddy needs a new name.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Polling people. And then he wound up going, people had suggested Teddy, which is the name, by the way. He named his dog Teddy and that's her baby name. And there was another name that people had suggested that it was like between the two. And he went with Teddy, which is her dream baby name. And he knew that.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, it's a classic golden retriever.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. And it's just a cycle that's going to keep repeating itself.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I, I don't know if Sean Booth like cares about the dog, the canine aspect of things, but I wonder what he thinks about like this infighting. Cause it was crazy that after she moved on from Sean, she started, she dated Jason for four years, which is a really long time. And they were engaged. And that was like a really serious relationship relationship.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And the fact that it went South is really surprising. Cause when you're with someone for four years, like you would get married. Cause like, yeah, if you hate them, like you'd hate them at two years too. Yeah.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
That's what it was for me the first time.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
correct um so i just wonder like what he thinks of the whole thing but um what i want to say name i want to talk about the name but i also want to say about like her sharing the details i do agree with you that she is still being respectful because i feel like a lot of times people get out of a breakup and the next day they just start a laundry list of everything this person said or did that like we should never know like yes you tell us you tell us and it's not good but like i would never want to date that person next to know that anything that i say like there's nothing private here
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
It's been two years. And even the things that she's not saying things that he said to her, like sharing quotes, like just generally speaking, he wanted this. I wanted that. I didn't like this. And I think that's just like a fair way to talk about a relationship at a glance. But now she's pissed.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I think he's the type of man who listens and remembers.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I don't think that this is like a coincidence, but I could see for him being like, well, what does that have to do with me and my dog? Like, it's not like, you know what I mean?
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Because then if Caitlin has a baby and she names it Teddy, it's weird. It's Jason's name.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
But I think it actually would have been worse if it was a baby because then like
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And I feel like this is not the end because he has no when his next trading secrets come out. He's got some.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
He hasn't responded. But maybe he won't because I think that then she'll respond and make him look even worse. And like maybe this is as bad as it gets for him. And he could come back from this.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. It's nothing like really crazy. It's just, you know, breakup stuff. But I don't think he should respond. No, me neither. Because she'll come out swinging.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
The update, maybe? Like, you've teased us long enough.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I think so for other people. People might not be as plugged in.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Oh, my God. It's so crazy because when you read the submission, I'm like, this could really be nothing like.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Bruce is my choice today. He's in the studio with me looking handsome as ever. Handsome Diablo.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I mean, like I know we dig into everything, but like it's probably nothing. Oh, my God. Do not go back to him. It doesn't sound like you have kids. So this sex addict is not your problem. And like anyone with agreed to not even be like, oh, I messed up to make it out of sex addiction.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, no, no. But the excuse is worse than if you just made a mistake because I don't want to go on this journey through sex addiction with you. I don't, I don't want to worry about it for the rest of my life. Like you literally just said, I have a chronic issue. I will never stop.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, no, no. Good day, sir. And she would have mentioned if she has kids, so.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, and also, like, sometimes people are so normal that they don't do so. Like, a crying secretary could be a crying secretary, but your husband's, like, normal and is just, like, my crazy secretary.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Like how much were they hooking up that you just walked in on one random afternoon. Right. And you caught it.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, they could have been just talking.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
They could have been talking, she could have been crying, and you could have been still unclear.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah, but you have clarity. There's nothing better.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Only Claudia can answer this question.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Throw it away and keep your mouth shut and keep the peace.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I don't like this of her. I don't like people who are embarrassed of their family for reasons like this, that they don't have the right clothes. Like if you don't want to be around her because she's insufferable, that's a different problem. But like you're at a club and there's a buffet and a million things going on. It's not like you guys really have to chat.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Be like embarrassed of them because they're not the elk of country clubbers. Like that's really snobbish.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
They'll have a collared shirt. It might be ugly. Who gives a fuck? But it will be within the code.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You are so open. So it's funny that that's where you would draw the line. But I will say, I think if you were ever really concerned about something, like what you saw yesterday wasn't alarming. If you were alarmed, you would send that picture off in two seconds.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You can not want to spend time with them because of their insides, but not because of their outsides. Yeah.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Because you don't want them showing up and then they'll be embarrassed that they can't come into the dining room. So yes, tell them the dress code. They'll be within dress code. It might not be pretty, but it will be acceptable.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, and it's like, they're not the Elche of country clubbers, but they're just, like, these nepo babies who live off their parents.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
No, the thing is I look at, I know what time we start and then I have a sense how we're pacing.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
She'll be bringing it in the Ziploc onto the show.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. But you might not lose it. I know. Like I think with my second, I didn't like it was still in there when I went into labor and Dr. Fox.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
But maybe he could have given it to me.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. So I'm just on high alert. I know. I really want that for you.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. But I just want to say, I didn't know what a mucus plug was either, but I, you know, you read about it on the bump app. They're like, right. It could happen. I didn't know what it was. And when it happened, I knew what it was. There was no confusing it.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Hopefully you get a little distance between the two so you can focus on your mucus plug.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
That would be my plug. So yours would be like... Pluggiloo? Yours would be Plogers. Plogers.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
That's what a mucus plug is, something from Urban Dictionary.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Let me tell you, every time you say we have deer toasters or that we have an update, my stomach drops. How do we deal with this feeling? I get so worried.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Of course for her, but just in general, like it's just a worrisome thing. That's because I'm an empath.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Because I'm still holding on to like every dear toasters from the beginning of time.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And they all like make their way into my DNA. Yeah.
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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Brody. Hey, turdy. How you doing? You know. Darn. Choosing yourself, though. That's good.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
That's so crazy. No one is talking about the Sephora sale more than you. I know. And it's amazing. Bringing it to the fore. I will say it did come at a really good time because I'm low on every, like I've been meaning to place an order at Sephora and I'm like, oh, it's a Sephora sale.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
So I did my restock of the things that I use, but I also plan on going to the store because I really want to try house labs foundation. And I tried to order it online, but like they literally have a shade that's like pink.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Yeah. Well, yeah, I just need to, I'll probably get like two colors. People say that like, it would be a really great weekend foundation for me. And that's what I'm in the market for.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I always spend $120 at Sephora. Like no matter what I buy, it's always $120.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
She uses this like metal product. It looks like what they put in your vagina for a pap smear. It's like a clamp where you twist every little piece of toothpaste. You put your toothpaste in the bottle and it moves everything down to the bottom so you don't miss a drop.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You you've always been like very economical in a very.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
In a in a good way. Like, you know, admirable head a good head on her shoulders. But you have recently veered. I think it's like you're so scared of all of the financial burdens coming my way. Yeah. That you've really like tighten the purse strings.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
But I just went to the Prada outlet and I spent so much money.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You didn't even tell me what bags you got. You were being so weird. It was one for me.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
But in choosing yourself, you're choosing your unborn child, which is so beautiful.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I think I might go to the outlet to the Prada outlet now.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
Well, there's a Le Creuset outlet near me as well, and I've been itching to get back.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I agree. Or just like a pregnant parking spot.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
And also for mothers with small children, they should get parking at the front. They shouldn't be in the back of the parking lot.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
I've actually seen signs for family parking like in some of the bigger places like that. Oh, really? Yeah. I forget where, but I would say it was like probably, I don't know if it was Target or Walmart, but like where they have huge parking lots and everybody gets a spot. And I've seen family parking, but like it should be at the grocery store. It should be everywhere.
The Toast
Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025
You weren't going to buy a Prada dress at Prada?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Our first story, the aforementioned Mark Zuckerberg news. He's going to be really excited that he got the number one spot. Yes. Mark Zuckerberg dressed up as Benson Boones for his wife's 40th birthday party. Not just dressed up, he wore his outfit that he wore from the Grammys. He performed on stage. at his wife Priscilla's birthday party. Everyone remembers the Benson Boone Grammys moment.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
He wore the suit that pulled off. Blue jumpsuit. Blue jumpsuit, very like Harry Styles. And it was like a cute, like it was good. I didn't know it'd be like being replicated for years. I didn't know it was like the sort of performance that we're going to be like replicating.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Well, this is what Mark Zuckerberg does, right? He's a replicator. He steals ideas from his college roommates. He steals ideas from Instagram. He steals ideas from WhatsApp. Like he's not an original person. So the fact that he needed to put together a performance for his wife and he was like, oh, okay. Like I want people to think I'm cool. What's like the last thing people thought was cool.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And when Benson Boone did it, everybody was like, oh, he's so hot. He's wearing a tight thing. Oh, he did the flip. Oh, we love Benson Boone. We love that song. So Mark Zuckerberg was just like, control C, control V. He's such a copycat. He's so unoriginal. And he's so like, I need Mark Zuckerberg to develop self-awareness. The world would be a better place. I'm so tired of him making me cringe.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Like he's so lame. And this was just like the latest lame endeavor from the Zuckerberg family.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
For me, this is such a weird thing to copy. Like, I understand, like, seeing something, like, amazing and then, like, copying it, but this was just so random. Like, it was one performance in the night of, you know, nice performances, but it's not, like, one that's going to go down in the history books. Like, maybe him and his wife, like, are huge Benson Boone fans.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Is Mark Zuckerberg a part of the space race?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
In a real way. That's so crazy. I feel like he would be because he loves to copy everyone and, like,
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Maybe that's next. I mean, don't take it off the table. It takes time. You're right.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Oh my God. Excuse me. It's a random thing for him to like plant his flag.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I feel like Priscilla must love Benson Boone, but that's also kind of random. He has like three songs so far. Maybe she loves American Idol.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And... It's just very... The thing is... If this was a Harry Styles thing, I would get it more because he's like... Of course. There's so many albums. There's so much lore. There's costumes. This is just like... And I love Ben's moon. He's filling the Lewis Capaldi-shaped hole in my heart. You guys know that.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And I think life is worth living. And it's just really amazing what a tablet of magnesium, a Pepsid, I switched over. Dr. Fox said I could. A Pepsid could do.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And it's also kind of a cringe thing to do. Like, this is my gift to you where I'm the center of attention and I'm the star and I get to dance with my backup singers and I get written about in page six. But it's all for you, Priscilla. Like, that's something I would do for real. Like, oh, Ben, you wanted, I'll be the star. Like, it's so, I couldn't hate this man more.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Like, seriously, I see right through him. Everything he thinks, he's like, he's pulling the wool over people's eyes. I see right through everything Mark Zuckerberg
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
you're like giving him so much credit like he was stealing the spotlight like no it's like this is my gift to you like I'm gonna make your butt clench right and like you know what about this is a present
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So get Benson Boone to perform. He's not even that expensive and you're a billionaire.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, that's what's also crazy. But I'm also not gonna pretend to begin to understand their relationship. Them as people, separately, together. I don't think we have a lot of common interests.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I just don't think that enough people are asking the question, like, why couldn't you get Benson Boone? Like, it's not like it's Beyonce. That's the wrong question. If anybody wanted to get Beyonce, like, it would be Mark Zuckerberg. I bet you could get Benson Boone for, like, under a million dollars.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And if he wanted to, like, make himself, oh, he could have also worn the blue thing and they could have done the flip together. Like, but where is Benson in all of this? Why are we acting like this is some low-budget affair?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, the question isn't why couldn't you get Benson Boone. It's why didn't you? Why didn't you? Because you can. And then Benson commented on the situation earlier. He commented on a post that was like a news story about it. He said, I hope his nuts are okay. That thing is so tight. And he also reposted the video of him doing it and said, add Zuck, you're wild for this.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So he's like playing into it. He's not like, I don't think he wants to piss off Mark Zuckerberg, you know, like he could totally shadow ban him. We'll never see him again. But he's obviously not like, oh man, you crushed it. Like so glad I sent you that overnight delivery. Like keep it bruv. Now, do we think that it was a replica or the exact same item? I think it was the exact same item.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Because you can see Mark being like, yeah, we fit into the same size.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Life is worth living. The magnesium is major. What'd you do? The one that I sent you? 500 milligrams? Mm-hmm. I'm back on my 500 milligrams as well because my nails were all broken. My sciatica was back. And I'm like, okay, so... So?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
He said, Mark, how did you get my jumpsuit? How? But like, did you send it? FedEx? Did the stylist give it? I do think it was the same one because I do think that Mark would pride himself on getting the exact one.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Right, as a gift to Priscilla. Don't forget, it's all for Priscilla. Like, Priscilla is so lost in this. I actually feel bad for her. Like, this is truly what it's like to be married to a narcissist. Like, nobody wants to see you sing and dance. It's Priscilla's party.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I know, but it's like, he has so much money that I think when he even does stuff that's cringe, it's like, she'll just...
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
wipe her tears with the money like I think she just has to like compartmentalize you know and she knows who she married because like we think he's weird now I can only imagine what he was like in college and wasn't she like with him before he was anybody that's what's crazy these two are like deeply in love it's wild that's why I'm saying like I felt like there was like Priscilla liked this this was for Priscilla in some way
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah. I just don't understand these two, honestly. If someone's at my birthday party and their gift is taking all the attention away from me, like, divorce.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
But in a way that's, like, not party. Like, if someone's at my birthday party and they sing me, like, if Sia, when she's at the party, and they sing me a beautiful rendition of Happy Birthday.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Or, like, a Marilyn Monroe comes to my birthday party and jumps out of a cake. Like, oh, my gosh, Marilyn, you're such a good friend. I love that.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Someone comes to my birthday party and does something weird.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, and Mark Zuckerberg doesn't have a talent. It would be more impressive if he sat down and coded in the middle of the party and built her a website live. That's what you bring to the table, and that's okay.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I'm building you a Benson Boone page website.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
He now has two. He came out with one on Friday, and when Mark posted the video, he was also like, congrats on the new song, Benson.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
You can't call Benson Boone Ben. He's not a Ben.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, but like as a nickname. I would call him Olivia. I would call him Bence.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I would call him Olivia, Liv. For Benson Boone? Liv Benson, yeah.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
oh okay olivia benson oh i thought the joke was just like something completely random oh no our brains are wired a little bit differently yeah that's funny yeah thanks i tried no no not funny not olivia not the joke oh the fact that we're on such different pages
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Well, I think that kind of speaks to how funny the joke was because I obviously had one meaningful and people probably saw that, but then you were able to come up with a completely different but also hilarious joke. So if anybody didn't get the SVU reference, they were able to find other meaning in the joke. I think that really speaks to the brilliance of the joke. There's something for everyone.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So yeah, we do drugs. Yeah. Do you have something, a funny story to tell me? I did. So I went to the doctor yesterday, you know, for that, for that checkup. All good. Thank God. Thank God. Blessed be the fruit. Baruch Hashem. L'anharah. Um, But on the way there, we always drive. I don't know why. Like we just, we like decided.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Are we ready to move on from this parody story that has brought us so much joy?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Honestly, no. It delivered in a way that I didn't expect it to. Like I knew I would have some funny thoughts on it because I saw it and like physically cringed. But I didn't know that it would like lead me to write one of the greatest, most prolific jokes of my career.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I kind of feel like Mark Zuckerberg, you know, like a true genius. Funny.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
It was such a funny joke. It keeps going. It has layers.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
It's the gift that keeps on giving. Mark Zuckerberg could learn a thing or two.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Oh, my God. Dream guest on the toast? Priscilla.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
100%. You know what I want to do? Yeah. Like, there's so many people that I just want to ask one question. Like, I don't want to have a 40-minute episode. Speed dating podcast. I don't want a 40-minute. I don't have a whole conversation to be, but there's a question I owe. And it's not, like, anything expositor. Like, I'm not trying to, like. No. But, like, just a curiosity.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah. It's like a speed dating type of, like, bite-sized content. We don't need you for an hour. 15 minutes will suffice.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Our next story, oh, very serious. Millie Bobby Brown is calling out bullying. She's calling out the bullies for the criticism of her appearance recently. So Millie Bobby Brown has been in the news and also just online. She's been beep-bopping around. Yeah, because she's been at different premieres and stuff and different gowns, and her look has changed.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
She's got blonde hair. She seems to have done some fillers. She looks very mature.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, and people have a lot to say about it, as they do. Now, I never watch Stranger Things, so I don't care.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, I mean, neither this doesn't. This is so not my problem.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I have, like, no expectations for what she should look like. And I'm not disappointed when she doesn't.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
People have this, like, fixed image of her in their minds. Because every celebrity, especially women, goes through, like... especially women, go through changes and they do work. And there's not always such a big thing about it. But because Millie Bobby Brown was a famous kid, people are more obsessed with it, I think.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah. And I guess just also because of her appearance on the show, you know, anything other than looking like 11 like is hard for them to digest.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So, right. It's really like I'm sure she I'm sure she's like grateful for the role, but like hates it. It's like a prison. Yeah. So people have a lot to say and they weren't being nice. And so she put out a video to fire back at the, quote, disturbing discourse about her physical appearance after she was criticized for looking old at the premiere of Electric State last week.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
she said quote i want to take a moment to address something that i think is bigger than just me something that affects every young woman who grows up under public scrutiny i started in this industry when i was 10 years old i grew up in front of the world and for some reason people can't seem to grow with me she claimed that her critics expect her to stay frozen in time and still look the way that she did in the first season of stranger things that's funny that's what i said and i didn't watch the whole video because we do because it was clear she was reading off of a script and i wasn't interested
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
We do love driving, but like the doctor's in the city and like it's pretty easy to get to. I don't know why we always drive. We never can find parking. Like you have to justify having a car. It's so true. Okay. Sojourner, nojourner truth. Okay. Cojourner's truth. And I had such a busy day yesterday that Ben picked me up from work and I didn't have time to eat lunch. And I'm so hungry.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, she was like being a little too well-spoken.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, it was like a PSA. I'd like to take a moment to address, and like literally reading off of something. So I'm like, okay, I'll just read the transcript later, which is now. So she went on to say, and because I don't look like 11, I'm now a target. She also called out several headlines and reporters for mocking a young woman's appearance.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
The fact that adult writers are spending their time dissecting my face, my body, my choices, it's disturbing. She also emphasized that it's even worse that some of the articles are being written by women. Well, she said women. Sorry, I don't want to put that on her. Oh, OK. Well, go back to school. I added my own flair. Sorry. She said women.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So how old is Millie Bobby Brown? Twenty one, I believe. She's married now. Like she has definitely grown up in the last couple of years, especially because that show like hasn't been on.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yes. And her appearance has obviously changed. Now, I feel like for me, you know, obviously you don't want to you don't want to talk about a person's appearance. But Millie Bobby Brown seems like a happy, stable person.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
phase of her life yeah if she wants to go off and dress and do whatever she wants like this set like a happy healthy person like go ahead it might not be what i would do but like i have no issue i feel like no and that's also being 21 like that's what you do you play with your look you try different things obviously she's like a wealthy famous person so her things like we try new lipsticks and she maybe tries new plastic surgeons but like that's what you do when you're young and then you look back and regret it like i think that there's nothing abnormal about this like i
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
in the world that she lives in no but also like I'm looking at her and when I really zoom in like it's really the hair and the dress and the makeup and it's like she's just putting on a costume and the next day she tries something else like it's not that serious I feel like there are a lot of people who walk around and their appearance is like questionable and it's like because there's probably something deeper going on and that's when I'm like okay is that person okay but Millie Bobby Brown seems okay and if she wants to wear these fake bangs like go ahead I agree as long as they appear to be sound of mind I'm not like super worried
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah. And nothing about this is giving like a red flag.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, there's been a lot of talk about that, like as it pertains to Cynthia and Ariana, who are both like very, very thin, which can be a sign of like distress, health issues. Like it can be a red flag to like something more major going on. I think when people talk about it, they talk about it from that perspective.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
POV sometimes but you're right like Millie Bobby Brown is like appears to be really happily married she's a very successful young woman um she got Florence by Mills that like kids makeup company that just won't quit when she announced it I'm like good luck to you ma'am but she's like one of the few um celebrities who launch makeup lines that are still going like launching I see them all the time on TikTok people really like it yeah I think Murphy going out of business was like one of the best things that happened to Florence by Mills I'm happy for Florence by Mills
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
yeah so she's got a lot going on i agree that's a good um like and also and i feel like and then even if someone's like looking like crazy i feel like we wouldn't i i might like think it or say it to you privately but like you don't this is something you even say publicly because we just don't do that yeah but i'm saying like even when i see millie by brown and she's like making style choices i wouldn't make like i'm like this girl seems happy like carry on also like she's so young she's 21 like what were you wearing when you were 21 home and carry on totally
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And every time I go into the doctor's hungry, they're like, baby's not in good position. Baby's sleeping. And they're always yelling at my baby that they can't get their photos. So I always make sure to eat. It's my due diligence as a mama to be. And so we just pulled over on the side of the road. Ben ran in and got two slices. We just grabbed a slice. Oh, his dream come true.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, so lighten up on her. I feel like she's always defending herself.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
In the millie. In the millie. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. It's a little Oscars fallout. And like actually the one thing we didn't discuss from the Oscars, which I did have thoughts on, but Doja Cat is admitting that her nerves got to her during the Oscars James Bond tribute. And a bitch hit some flats.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I was gonna go off on the performances and then I completely forgot. We'll talk about the weird Bond performance, but I just wanted to say this was another one of my hot takes that I forgot to say yesterday. Because you know I would like seriously lay my life out on the line for Queen Latifah. Like I think she's like the most wonderful person. That performance was not good.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
She did not have good stage presence. Her vocals were not good. I don't think she was the right person for the tribute, honestly.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
What did she do? I didn't see it. I haven't heard. I didn't even know she was there.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Oh my God, the Quincy Jones tribute. She did a lead song from The Wiz and it was like, it was a big production, like dancers and lights. And she was the main singer and like, she didn't have it. I'm sorry. And I love her. She did not possess the qualities needed.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And she was intro'd by Oprah. Like it was a big thing. And who was with Oprah?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
make whoopee goldberg it didn't make a peep claudia i didn't even know that that happened because it wasn't good and like you know it pains me to say that because that's my queen miss motor mouth maybelle like i might i didn't know that was happening oh what is that from i i didn't know that was happening that's that's come on help me you oh wait finger that's what i wanted i didn't know that was happening it's what i wanted
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Thank you so much. But anyways, there was a James Bond tribute that was newsworthy and we didn't even talk about it. So Margaret Qualley opened with a dance number. Our girl crushed it per use. What can't she do? I was...
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I was confused. Like, I love her. What was she doing?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, no. I don't know. Why were we highlighting Bond? Not even... A Bond movie didn't even come out this year, let alone... I thought it was, like, maybe an anniversary.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Nothing. It was a nothing. And they made a point to cut down on performances this year. Usually every song that's nominated in the song category, those are the performances throughout the night.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, what was also weird is, like, you know these shows want to get shorter, but then there were so many segments that were so long. Like, even for best...
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
supporting actress and i don't know if they did this for all the acting roles where the person yes they did five read off like regina george like you broke your back and you look awesome like partial like saying nice things about everyone it was and you could feel which ones the person hadn't seen which were just like just nice platitudes and they were trying to like talk to them in the audience while also looking at the teleprompter so they're like zoe
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Your work and courage was everything. A partial spring queen. Yeah. That's a really good point. So, yeah, they did, and they tried, they started earlier, too. Like, they were very time conscious, and then we get, like, a 10-minute random James Bond tribute that nobody asked for that was actually not good.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And we were eating the slices on the way. And I didn't want to complain, but he got two slices. For two people. Right. So when he came to the car with the two plates, I'm like, okay, good. He knew I needed two.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, it was not good, but there was definitely the capacity and the potential for parginess, and it just did not hit.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Can I tell you who showed up for work that day, though? Ray. Ray. And the more I see of Rey, the more I like.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
The more I see of Rey, the more I like. But I didn't love this, and I'll tell you why. But just going in order, I liked Margaret Qualley. Girl can dance. Who knew? She just, like, looked confident, like she was having fun.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I'm telling you, Margaret Qualley is on her way, like, to real. And she already is. Like, she's at the Oscars. She's out-nepoed her nepotism, like, privilege. But she is... Everything I learned about her, like, personality-wise, talent-wise, I just saw her in The Substance, which was so different from the last thing I'd seen of her. She is... A star.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Agreed. And then Lisa from Blackpink and now White Lotus performed. Yeah, I didn't think she was so great. She was cute. Like, I like her and I was like, oh, okay, this is fun. Like, where are the rest of the girls? Like, Lisa left them in the dust, but okay. She did. And then Doja Cat performed like a big song, which she did not...
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
possess the qualities needed right I felt the same way like it was this big very like sexy Bond girl big vocals and that's not what I see Doja Cat as like she's a lot of things she's kind of like a hit maker really on trend I don't think of her for like that sort of I don't I think of Ray like that. She's very Amy Winehouse.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
You think about the girls who do the Bond songs, Adele, like, I don't know, Doja Cat felt really random to me.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah. Or like, yeah, maybe I don't think of her in that way, but maybe when she sang like, oh, she would shut me up and she, it just wasn't that. But she said, so she acknowledged that like it wasn't the best. And she said that she put a lot of work into the performance, but the nerves got the best of her and a bitch hit some flats. She said, I never get to sing like that.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And what I did was brave and scary as fuck for me. I know a lot of people didn't like it, but a lot of people did. And I feel good that I pushed myself.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, I appreciate that. Like, the Oscars is a really big deal for most people, even people who have done, you know, Coachella. Like, there is something, like, special and different about it.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And just, like, sing live. A genre shift. Big, yeah. So I understand, like, what she's saying, but I'm sorry, that's just not good enough. Like, this is the Oscars. That was, like, when Selena Gomez, like, got flack for her acting in Amelia Preston. She was like, I'm sorry, I tried my best. Yeah.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Right. I thought you were going to say when she got flack for that like wild performance, she did it like the American Music Awards. Like that's not scary.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Right. They happen to have been particularly small. Not small, but below average of a New York City slice. So I'm like, oh, he got me two. That's nice. And he gets in the car and he starts eating his. And I'm like, wait, should we go in? And we were really late. He's like, why would I go back? I'm like, what is not going to suffice? I'm starving and I'm pregnant. And he starts driving.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, but also like this wasn't wild. This just like wasn't great. And I think like this called for greatness. But no, like just this idea like, but I did my best.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Wait, who said that to me recently? Oh, Ben, when like the way he loaded the dishwasher or something, I'm like, just so you know, this is unacceptable. Like all the bowls are turned up. So they are filled with water. We have to run the dishwasher again. He's like, well, I tried my best. I'm like, that's not fucking good enough. It was such a crazy response.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I think it was just, he wanted to try something new with like me yelling at him about the chores. So he's like, well, like I did it and I tried my best. So like, what do you want from me? I'm like, what do I want from you? I want you to fucking do better.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
It was such a I'm like, who do you think you're talking to? It was such a crazy response.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Right. And I think it's like a little bit of a crazy response here, too. But I like the accountability and I like we can move on. And then Ray also said in a separate post that she was so nervous to sing the song because no one can sing Adele like Adele. But she tried her very best.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I wasn't offended. And I've seen, right, she also performed at the other awards that we watched recently. Grammys. And I never heard her sing before and I was very impressed. But I do think that when someone who sounds like Adele, like takes on Adele, it'd be better if it was someone that wasn't so similar because then you're just comparing it to Adele.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And then the question is like, why didn't Adele come and sing? Yeah.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, but I think that at this stage in her career, that's good for Ray that we're comparing her to Adele. I think more so her shtick is that she's compared to Amy Winehouse.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I like that genre of British woman just singing. I like Ray. I think she's super cute. Every time I see her on social media, she's having so much fun. She's not so serious. I think she looks serious because she's British and sings fancy sad songs. But she's a fun-loving gal, and she's loving this journey. You can be both. I can't believe she's famous. I'm holding space for two truths.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Agreed. So then other fans expressed displeasure saying that it was like a pointless tribute. It was. And it was.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
But it could have been really amazing. Like imagine if it was amazing and we'd be like how cool. Like we wouldn't be questioning why it was there. We'd be grateful that it was.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah. But like the three women like made no sense together. Like it was all bad.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And Bond question mark. And someone told me they have a song together recently. Like that doesn't mean you perform at the Oscars.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, no, but that's why it was them three. I don't know. I just wanted to make note of that because I could see someone being like, but they have a song together.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, they were trying maybe to be like Pink, Beyonce, and... Christina. And Christina from the Pepsi commercial and Try As You Might, you will never be those three.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No. Are you ready for our next story? Four? Four. Okay. The theory is untrue.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
It's a little Dave Portnoy news because he's making waves talking about the financial relationship that he has with his ex-wife. Have you seen this?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I'm like, it's fine. I'll just like, give me yours. And he was like, no, I haven't eaten all day. I'm like, what? I'm like, give me your slice. He's like, no, I'm starving. I'm like, okay, fine. I finished the slice and like, I was hungry, but like it, it, it was sufficient. Go to the doctor. We're watching the ultrasound. Oh, so cute. This, we got the 3D. And she's like, oh, what is that?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
A lot of people don't know he's legally married. Like his wife that he separated from, that he's not with whatsoever, but they're not formally divorced. And here's why. So he went on a podcast, the Sage Steel Show, and he explained their situation. He said, we met when Barstool was nothing. So she rode the grind up with us. Still currently, basically, she has access to all my money.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I just wanted to be like, I'm taking it. If she wanted to be like, I'm taking it and gone, she could. So they got married in 2009 and she was with Dave until 2017. They separated, but he made a lot of money over the course of that time. They went to get a divorce in Massachusetts and they were denied. So they're still technically married. The person asked, how can you deny a divorce?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And he explained that it had to do with their money. Her and I have a very fluid relationship with our finances. He said, she's not like, give me half. And we've been separated legally for a long time. The judge said our agreement wasn't equitable to her. They're like, he's worth a lot more. You have to give half. She wouldn't take half. She didn't want half of his fortune.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And so they just stayed married. She has access to his bank accounts and can do whatever she wants, but she won't take the money. He said they're going to try and get divorced in Florida, but they've had a joint bank account forever and he trusts her implicitly. That's crazy.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Who the fuck are these people? I don't want half. Give it to me.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I'll take it. And she has access to all the same money that he has and he has a million homes and lives large.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And it's crazy because in 2017 he was probably worth less than half than he's worth now. So now if they have to get divorced, she might be entitled to $100 million when in 2017 maybe she was entitled to like $25 million. So she just made the problem worse for herself if that's really the issue. She doesn't want it.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
right right this is like mackenzie bezos like i don't want it i got 36 billion here let me give it to everybody like i just don't relate to these people on any level like at all no not don't relate but also like that is just so crazy it's actually really nice yeah it's very admirable like the trust that they have yeah and i think they're like i ship get back together
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
This comes up like every couple of years. People are like, Dave Poynter is married? What? Like they don't know that he ever was married and that legally he still is. I don't think these two like hang out ever, but they seem to be on really good terms. It's like a crazy thing. You know, whatever works for people works.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
But I guess that means that neither of them, right.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
will ever get married or can ever get married again.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
She will have to accept $100 million if she wants.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And a new husband. Oh, no. Some people just can't catch a break. I know. It's devastating to watch. What's her name? Renee, right? And I wonder if she works. I wouldn't.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday, or as we call it, Tuesday. And speaking of girls that I choose in this lifetime and the next, it's my- And in every lifetime. My sister, Jackie.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, she's that type of bitch. She's probably like a teacher.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, and she probably doesn't take Dave's money.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Although I can't see a teacher having been married to Dave Portnoy. But you have to go all the way back. Yeah, he was worse back then. Like, he's tame now. Maybe she thought she could change him. I mean, a teacher would think that. Like, that's what teachers do.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Maybe she takes a little from the account, like, splurge on supplies for the children.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Oh, that's nice. Like, kind of Teach for America type vibes where you have to, like, pay for everything.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, like a couple more posters. Never stop asking why.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I'm at the part in Desperate Housewives where Susan Meyer is a teacher. And? And I just, I want to call child services. Like, it's just, I fucking hate. I hate Susan Meyer more than I ever could. Can I tell you what just happened in last night's episode? I'll be brief. I don't want to, like, bore you. And it's not a spoiler. But she's fallen on really hard times.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, oh, it's so cute. He's chewing on his umbilical cord. I'm like, excuse me? That's like...
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
They have to move off Wisteria Lane. Mike takes a job on an oil rig. And she just lost her job as a teacher. And so on the reverse, like, Lynette is finally, for the first time, like, financially fine. She got a huge job with Carlos. She went on maternity leave. And Tom took her job. So they have this big job. She's able to hire a nanny. It's, like, amazing. Yeah.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And she's working on a fun project with Vanessa Williams. They're becoming interior designers. It's nice to see Lynette, after eating shit for years, finally being in a good place. So she's hiring a nanny. And it was actually Vanessa Williams' idea. What?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
susan needs a job she's a former teacher and like you trust her like perfect oh susan accepts because she has no other choice and she has such a fucking chip on her shoulder she's like being such a nasty little bitch the entire time and then they try sleep training the baby and lynette is like very cutthroat so she's like listen she'll cry for 20 minutes and then she'll cry for 19 and like we'll be fine you just have to put up with the crying and susan's in the corner i can't
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
hear the baby cry like literally starts crying oh my god and she literally like unsleep trains the baby like keeps picking up the baby and Lynette like doesn't know it is the craziest episode this woman is maniacal whoever wrote the character of Susan Myers hate women like if I ever met a person who actually was even remotely similar to Susan Meyer I would run them over with my car
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
But no, I feel like you have, there's annoying people out there. And for every Lynette, you know, you can't just have five women that you like.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, of course. And even the women that I like, like they do things that I don't agree with and I find them annoying. I have never found something Susan said or did to be funny, admirable, cute, moral, right. Like she is consistently stupid and wrong.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
bad like you need the like what if he chewed through it and then i look at ben and i'm like you wouldn't give me that fucking slice of pizza and our baby's so hungry he's eating his own body okay yeah right and they were like it happens all the time it's so cute like doctors will tell you the craziest things in pregnancy they're like it happens to everyone
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I just wonder, like are, in that situation, like with Lynette, like are we meant to be with Susan or in any of these situations, are we meant to like,
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
feel for Susan is she is the protagonist weirdly so this is what bothers me about the show is that she's so clearly wrong and then when she gets confronted instead of like Lynette being empowered it's like she starts crying that she's having a really hard time and it's like oh poor Susan like we don't get resolution interesting she should be fired
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, I just I wonder what we're meant to feel. I know what I feel, but I wonder like what they intended.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I think what they intended like wasn't the audience's reaction at the time. So they quickly shifted Susan's because she is supposed to be the main character, but she very quickly stops becoming it like this season.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
But then also she's like beefing with all the girls behind the scenes.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Right. And I think that like the part that I'm up to is definitely like the peak of the beef because Susan has literally moved off of Wisteria Lane and a lot of her scenes are not with the other women. Yeah, she's poor, so she moves off the lane, but I think it was a way of getting her away from the women while keeping her on the show. Wow. Yeah.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, but Desperate Housewives loves to kill off main characters.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And it's kind of a good thing of the show. Anyone can be gone in a minute. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by Netflix perchance.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So the new comedy series Running Point on Netflix is whatever. It's the name on everybody's lips. It's number one on Netflix. It's only been out for like a couple of days. And it comes from hit maker, Queen, who we were just talking about at the top of the show, Mindy Kaling. And it stars everybody's favorite queen of rom-coms, Kate Hudson. So... The show is really edgy. It's hilarious.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
It's a twist on the underdog comedy. It features Isla Gordon, who's played by Kate Hudson, and her rise to the top of one of the most iconic professional basketball franchises, and her dysfunctional yet lovable family trying to block her shot. So she's like a nepo queen. Her family owns this big basketball team, but a scandal forces her brother to resign.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Isla is then appointed to president of the team. They're one of the most storied OG LA basketball franchises, and it's her family's business. So She's super ambitious. She's often overlooked, but she has to prove now to her brothers, the board, the sports community, that she was the right choice for the job, especially in the unpredictable male-dominated world of sports.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
She may not have been part of the original playbook, but as the skeptics will soon learn, she's calling the shots now, like it or not. It's a really fun and easy binge with sharp and edgy laugh-out-loud moments. It has a couple of things that, like, you know it's going to be good. It's made by Mindy Kaling. She's never made anything bad. Kate Hudson is a star. And also the cast.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
You're going to be, like, on IMDb the entire time being like, where do I know this person from? Yeah. It launched a couple of days ago, so you can watch it now on Netflix. Everybody's talking about it. It's called Running Point. I'm sure when you open the app, it's like right there because it's number one. It's really good. So enjoy that.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, I've not heard that before, but Ben should be ashamed. And also, there are so many great markets around that doctor's office. They've really placed themselves in a parchy spot for pregnant women that Ben should have been out at the market. 1000% except- You guys don't use the market enough, I feel.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
pop off our fifth and final story is some legal news um jay-z is actually um now suing the young woman the jane doe who accused him of rape in an explosive lawsuit who had since dropped her suit and now she he is suing her so jay-z claims the jane doe who accused him of rape in an explosive lawsuit knew full well no such thing ever happened and now he's dragging her to court over it
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
The music and fashion mogul just filed a lawsuit against his anonymous rape accuser and her attorney, Tony Busby. Busby. Classic Buzz.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, I always think of Buster Moon when I hear Tony Busby.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
In the lawsuit obtained by TMZ, Jay claims his accuser kept pushing her false rape story in the media and in the courts despite allegedly admitting the assault story wasn't true. He claims that Jane Doe told Busby he didn't assault her and the lawyer, quote, pushed her to go forward with the false narrative of the assault by Mr. Carter in order to leverage a maximum payday.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Okay, so one time it happened. I was so hungry at a doctor's appointment and the baby wasn't moving. They needed him to flip to get the picture of the spine. So Ben ran and got me pizza and I'm eating pizza while being ultrasounded. It was really crazy. And there's a sign that's like, no food, no better. And the girl made an exception for me, but you can't bring food into the rooms.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
He calls the whole thing an evil conspiracy to get him to pay Busby a large sum of money to keep the allegations quiet, even though they both knew they were pushing lies.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So here's the thing. It's such an egregious story, this whole, this allegation. And if it's not true, like, I fully understand Jay-Z taking this all the way to clear his name because these are the types of allegations, even though the thing is dropped, like, they stay with you forever. So you want to fight it as hard as you can.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
If it is true, and now this woman who spoke out is being taken to court by her abuser, like... It's the most horrible, nightmarish thing you could possibly imagine, you know?
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yes. And she has spoken out since and said she sticks to her story and said that he's intimidating and terrifying her. So it is confusing why he then dropped the suit. But when I first saw that he was suing her, I was like, well, if this is untrue and like he did, she did defame him then because we can't not. Yes. We can't not. We can't just like forget that that happened. Of course.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Like ever since it's come out, like it's definitely clouded. how you see him.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And I also feel like if he wanted to go away, he might've just like accepted that she's moved on or dropped it and not like brought it back up to the four. And now that it's going, that he's suing her, like things are going to come out. So it's an interesting move. Yeah. That I think like,
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
speaks to an innocence. Yeah, of course, because if you're guilty and the person drops the charges, you're taking the win and you're shutting up.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, and like make more news stories and remind people about this. You kind of got away with murder. So I agree. All signs point to this potentially. Being innocent? I don't know.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, but she is saying that Jay-Z is trying to bullying her into saying the accusations are false. Because even though she dropped the suit, she didn't say that it's not true.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, in documents she claims that she was recently approached outside her home and cornered by two people who told her they were investigators working for one of Jay's lawyers. She claims that people tried to get her to sign an affidavit stating that her rape claims against Jay-Z were false, but she refused. She also claims the alleged investigators asked her if her attorney, Tony Busby,
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
sought her out as a client and offered her money to pursue false claims against Jay-Z, two allegations she says that she denied.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, see, also I could see this, a world in which like this person who just wanted to like speak her truth wants no part of this. Like it's something that terrible that happened to her. Now she's being like harassed and intimidated by like one of the most powerful, wealthy men in the world. Like I could see her dropping it for that reason.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Not because it's not true. So it's just a terrible story.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Because the nature of the original allegations are so abhorrent.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And now she's in a scary place. And now he's suing her.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Right. And now she's taking on the financial burden of being sued.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah. Was that the fifth and final? That was the fifth and final.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Okay, let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment. So every Tuesday, Jax and I help out a swirly in need. You can email us, deartoasters at gmail.com or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. We'll read three submissions every week, trying to help out girls going through relationship issues, hygiene issues, recently a lot of breastfeeding issues, whatever it is.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
It's totally anonymous. Don't worry. We'll never, you know. Start stuff. And if you have written in to us and we've read your submission on air, if you have an update for us, we have an update today. I would love to hear from you. Warning, today's update is not the one we were hoping for. It was a fun little one we had a couple of weeks ago, and it's pretty recent, so I'll get to it later.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Hello, Swirlies. Long-time listener and a big-time fan who's in need of some serious help. I have a five-month-old baby girl who's being cared for at home by a nanny two days a week. For the second time in a month, I have gone into my bathroom to discover a giant shit left unflushed in the toilet. I can't.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So I'll have to go to the market afterwards. Yeah.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, or sometimes you have to wait a little bit, so that's a good time for Ben to go to the market. It's literally across the street.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I just have to say, it didn't occur to me that like she might have been leaving the turd in the toilet, like for the sake of the baby, which makes me think she's a good nanny, which is all that matters.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, no. And it's like, if you like everything else about her, then like this can be solved. I actually liked yourself of like, if you actually don't want to confront her, but I do think that you should, if you don't want to, you could just do a pre-flush before you open the lid. But I think that you could text her literally saying what your husband said.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And that way it's not really a confrontation. If you don't like, he could write the text and send it from your phone. Just like it should be said.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I know, but then you embarrass this woman who's taking care of your baby. I think in terms of priorities, and I've never hired a nanny before, but trust me, I will. I feel like the priority is, is this a sound of mind person who's keeping my baby safe? Okay, her bathroom habits aren't ideal, but again, it's not that she's forgetting to flush for no reason.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
If the baby's sleeping and it could wake up the baby, that's really thoughtful, actually. I know it sounds so crazy, but I might find a way to live with this because it is so hard to find a nanny you could trust.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
A flush in another room, like, really shouldn't wake a sleeping baby.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Actually, I'm kind of like a VIP client at the doctor. I've actually never waited.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Okay, but maybe this is, like, a really sensitive sleeper.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Is that a thing? Yeah, but she might have a sound machine if she's so sensitive. You can flush in another room.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
If she doesn't, maybe the solve here is a sound machine.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, but if your baby's sleeping without a sound machine, honestly, like, don't bring one in. Slay.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
But also, like, if your baby's going to sleep without a sound machine, then they can sleep through a flush.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
That's true. We need more details on your baby's sleep schedule.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I think it's okay to say. And also, like, you don't want to set this precedent of, like, you don't want to ever tell. Like, you want to be able to, like, just be like, hey, like, quick feedback. Just, like, you know, flush the toilet.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, I guess. You need to be comfortable giving feedback to the person who's, like, taking care of your kid.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Or you can even say this, like, I appreciate that you don't want to flush. You could just assume the best in her. Say, I appreciate that you don't want to flush the toilet when the baby's sleeping, but it's totally fine. She won't wake up. Please flush the toilet when she's sleeping. Like, she's able to sleep through that.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, exactly. Okay. But if you really don't want to and everything else is perfect and you're never going to have another issue with her again, so why even note this one blemish? Sure, do a pre-flush.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Sometimes if you get there a little late and kind of miss your appointment, you've got to wait.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least this isn't like finding things out about your nanny as far as like what you could find out. Oh, you're totally fine. That's nothing. She's got a healthy digestive system. Yeah. Okay, next up. Hey, Jackie Owen Clurd. I misplaced my phone the other day and I grabbed my husband's phone to call and locate it.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I typed wife into the search bar, that's my name in his phone, and another contact came up under the name work wife. I was obviously pissed and I asked him about it. He shrugged it off, said his work colleague put her number in there while they were on a work trip a few months ago just in case he needed to contact her. Context, there were seven people on this trip.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Oh, see, I'm not late. I would never be late to Dr. Fox.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
He claims he didn't realize that that was a name she put in and changed it to her name when I requested him to do so. Should I be worried? Sincerely, a confused newlywed.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
hate and the thing is is that work wife has like become like something people talk about right and I like how there's no work husband I know like people say that but it's not it's work wife that's what who came up with the term work wife who who it was the woman of course it was the work it wasn't the man being like it was the wife it was the work wife just like wanting to feel special yep
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
and maybe it's a funny joke when people are single maybe not funny to me but people have different senses of humor like Claudia thought Olivia Benson is a good nickname people are different call back but when you have a wife you no longer have a work wife do you think that there's something that Barry is going on do you think there's something nefarious going on between him and this lady no but I think okay and that's a different question like
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And this sort of like major update, as you guys know, I see a high risk doctor because of my sister. And yesterday I've officially been cleared as having a strong cervix. I don't have to get it checked every time now.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I'm going to operate, no, that there isn't. But I think like work wifery like speaks to an immaturity and a lack of seriousness that I don't put up with.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, when I think of work wife, I think of two single people working in an office who like call each other their work wife in the hopes, it's like a flirty thing. So anybody who's engaging in work wifery who has a real ass wife at home, nefarious by nature.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Immature at best, nefarious at worst. You do not have a work wife when you have an actual wife.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
You've been given a gift of like finding out about this and you need to keep your eye on this woman. I'm sorry.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Women can be Jezebels. And her putting herself in as work wife, like girls, come on, stop it.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
There is a character, there's this like blonde girl on TikTok who does this character. She's such a good actress. I fucking hate her. And Jason, Jason, she is like someone's work wife and like she's always doing skits like when the wife is around and Be like, Jason, can I have your jacket? I'm kind of cold. Like she kind of sounds like Kristen Cavallari. She's insufferable. Like she makes me hate.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And I don't like Ben doesn't work in a conventional office. This has never been like something I've experienced. I think there's a special place in hell for women who refer to themselves as someone's work wife.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, I agree. Like that's not a good look for women.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, we need to work on that stat. Work wife erasure.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Work wife erasure. If they won't stop being married in the office, then you should find her partner.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
That's exciting. Cervix strong. Putting the probe out of business.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yep. Get a job at his company. Become his work wife. Checkmate.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Now, because last week I had to run off of DT with a duty, I am going to do a third submission and then the update. Because the update is very brief.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Even though we did three submissions last week, you're acting like we were in the red.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, last week I rushed through the final one and I had planned on doing four.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, so I'm making it right. Hey, Jackson Turney. I found a pair of black lacy thongs in my husband's nightstand. I knew they weren't mine because I wear an extra large and these were a small. When I questioned him about it, he said he bought them from an OnlyFans model and he showed me the bank transaction. He says this is totally normal. All guys do this.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I think it's extremely strange and I don't understand where he's coming from. Is this normal behavior? I assume these are like worn undies, right? That's like a thing.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, they said my cervix is kind of giving like strength. They said parcheelicious. They said that looks like an independent, strong cervix. That's what they said.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Otherwise he could get them from Victoria's Secret. Yeah.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And sorry, I say this is a thing. I mean, it's a thing for people in prison.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Right. So I don't have personal experience with this, so it's hard for me to weigh in. But like people, these girls make a living. So people do buy this. Now, do married men buy this? Yeah, probably. Is it nefarious? Secretly. Yeah. If you come to find out, like it's not good and they have to.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I'm sorry. And what needs to be said here as, as somebody who wasn't extra large for most of my life, if like my husband's engaging with other women's undies, like I'm upset. If it's a woman, three sizes smaller than me, like now I'm also feeling insecure. And like, I like, cause you're, you're interested in something so visually different than what you're married to. Like that's a red flag.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Oh, I don't know. Sometimes you like to wear big undies, even if you could be medium size. I like a big undie.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, but she said, like, she wears an extra large. I guess, no, but a thong? You don't wear a big thong. You wear a thong that fits. True to size.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Okay, that's a different issue. I didn't even think of that. But, like, I'm really trying to think practically. Oh, that was my first thought. Because, of course, you want, like, someone did something bad, divorce. But, like, this is your husband. So, like, what can you do? I think that, like, you need to, like, cancel his credit cards. Like, he shouldn't be allowed to be on the internet shopping.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Agreed. He really has to do penance. Like, this is not good.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, and I think it's okay for you to say, like, I'm not comfortable with this and I want you to stop.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And like, she's never going to choose you. So I'm what she got.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Right. And there's something like really losery about a man like thinking he's special to an OnlyFans model. Like get a grip. You are one of millions.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
You're just a transaction. I'm trying not to judge because I'm trying to like, there are millions of people who buy these underwear. Do this. There's a lot of people out there like this. Now, I think this is probably something that could be rehabilitated if he's an otherwise PJOM who has a predilection for undies.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
They actually started playing my favorite song, Parchalicious by Fergie. Parchalicious definition, make the boys go loco.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
She didn't say that, by the way. She didn't say PJ anywhere here.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Like, do they have kids? Are you going to end it all over a couple pairs of panties?
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
She didn't say that. And I don't think they have kids. And I don't think that they should end it. But, like, I don't know. Give me the ick if, like, not only that he's, like, buying undies, because that's just, like, a weird, like, kink thing. But, like, he obviously thinks he's, like, special to this woman, you know? Like, that's the ick. Like, dude, you're, like, she's paying her rent.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah. I feel like he needs rehabilitation. Yeah. And that it's potentially possible, like maybe a bit of counseling. I feel like this is something that needs to be like a watershed moment in your relationship. Not just like, not a small fight. I don't like this. Don't do it again. Sweeping it under the rug. Like as if you found out he was an alcoholic. Like he's going away.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
You will not buy anything from the internet. I'm putting on parental controls. Like I think we need to take it really seriously, make a really big deal about it so that he recognizes it that way.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So our update is from a girl who wrote in a couple of weeks ago about the C-section that was scheduled on her sister-in-law's birthday. Remember when the sister-in-law was being like a big whiny bitch about it? I'll reread the submission. So my C-section for my second child was scheduled end of March. It happens to be the same day as my sister-in-law's birthday. She's in her late 30s.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So it was a Parchalicious day. My favorite song is Parchiness by Taylor Swift. There's Parchiness.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I received a very bizarre text message from her going over some of the potential challenges of sharing a birthday. When I read this, I was super confused and then I was in shock. She was getting so bent out of shape over having to share a birthday with her future niece. Backstory is that my first was a very traumatic delivery. We're both very lucky to be here.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So I have a lot of nerves and anxiety. And I just did what the doctor said in terms of date of the C-section. She asked us what to do.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Our advice was to text her back saying grow up.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Grow up. Okay, here's my update. I responded back to her text message, basically called her selfish and childish. I may have even said, can you not go to dinner the night before like anyone else? What can I say? I was full of pregnancy hormones and very upset about the whole thing. Long story short, she thinks I'm being insensitive about whatnot and we are not on speaking terms.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Fast forward to yesterday, I ended up going into preterm labor and had my little lady early at 33 weeks. We are both doing well. She's being a little fighter in the NICU. This whole thing is so silly and pointless, yet guess who has not reached out to me to ask how I'm doing.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
sisters-in-law what can I say that's my update love you ladies can I just say this went from like a sisterly spat to like actually unforgivable like your baby's in the NICU and your sister-in-law doesn't come by to visit or even text how you're doing like okay that's like a that's a relationship ending yeah no she's done you a favor you're not speaking great you don't want to speak to her like this is it it's over she's not coming she wouldn't be invited
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Okay, that's not how it goes. There'll be pargy-ness after you. There is pargy-ness because of you two. Both of these things can be true. There is pargy-ness. Plus the blood and rose.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Like the fact that we were having this argument at all proves how immature and like stupid she is. But the fact that like now a baby came into this world. The baby came early. The baby's in the NICU. Like we drop everything stupid because this is what life is about.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
The fact that she hasn't reached out, even if you had a baby, like, not traumatically, like, it all went perfectly.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Well, she might have, like, reached out to the husband. I feel like what she was saying is, you know, she might have checked in on the baby via the husband because she said she didn't check in to see how I'm doing. She didn't reach out to me.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, she said, who hasn't reached out to me and asked how I'm doing. Yeah. That's still, like, the husband didn't do anything. Sorry, like, it's not his time to be checked in on.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, no, but she might be keeping up with the baby via the husband. She's a bitch. You're being devil's advocate. And seriously, like...
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
ride this wave like don't great i don't want to know you i don't want to see you you can't come and don't retaliate i'm attached to my baby so if we're not speaking you don't see baby yeah and don't retaliate and give her and because she's so like you are the victim here she is the villain do not retaliate and give her anything to be upset with you about like you've won you don't have to see this person ever again like she's a bitch and fuck her yeah cut cut it out clip
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
That's Dear Toasters. Yeah, that's right. I did an extra one because we were like running really on time today.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I feel like Dear Toasters this week was just like not great for women.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Like some women are really not showing their best selves in Deer Toasters.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I just want to say I'm grateful to all the toxic women in the world because they make Deer Toasters what it is.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And the crazy husbands, of course. But like the crazy toxic friends.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
But also I'm grateful to like the OnlyFans girls selling their undies. Like for men to buy and keep Deer Toasters popping.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Agreed. It's the Bonnie Blues of this world that keep Deer Toasters spinning.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Of course. Of OnlyFandom. Yeah. That's our show, you guys. Tomorrow is Wednesday. We've got the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And I'll be watching With Love Megan tonight. So we'll have a little bit of With Love Megan recap.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
She's on hiatus, so we're on hiatus from Lurd, which is good because Megan deserves her moment.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, we're kind of like pushing the moment onto people because Megan is actually like not having a moment anywhere besides this show. People are not talking about her in the way that I think she like wishes that they were.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I don't know what people are talking about, but like when I look at the trades before the show, so like Page Six, People Magazine, all of like entertainment websites, like they are trying to talk about her like and be like, Megan's show, how she goes on day dates with Archie. And a little bit. Cute. Yeah, like, and Mindy Kaling called her Marco in her last message. Well, is that a story today? No.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Okay, because I actually thought you might. And that moment is going viral.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I will not make it a, I will not talk about the show until I've seen it. I'm not going to watch a clip and judge because that's wrong to do.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Okay, but I just do want to talk about this one clip and judge it very briefly because it's my queen, Mindy. And she was trying to make a funny joke, Mindy Kaling, being like, if people knew Meghan Markle, and she was like, it's so funny that you keep calling me Meghan Markle. Yeah, that was the joke Mindy Kaling was making. It's irrelevant.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
We don't know the whole conversation, but I guess Meghan shared that she ate Jack in the Box. But Mindy Kaling was just being one of us. She's so great. She was just being one of us. She was like, if people only knew, Meghan Markle ate Jack in the Box. It was like an offhand, swirly remark.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, that's just like what you say when someone famous eats fast food.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Correct. She wanted you to think that. And then Meghan's like, it's so funny that you keep calling me Meghan Markle. You know I'm Sussex. And Mindy Kaling is like, She didn't say anything. She's like, she looks like she got in trouble. You know that very famous clip of RuPaul going on Jimmy Fallon? Yes. Oh my God, that is so good.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Where, okay, so RuPaul is promoting his cover, I think of like Vanity Fair or something. So Jimmy Kimmel shows like the first ever drag queen to be on the cover of And RuPaul's like, a drag queen. And Jimmy Kimmel's like seeing his whole career flash before his eyes. He's like, what did I say? I said it wrong. I said it wrong. And he's like, a drag queen. I am the queen of drag.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Hey, guys. This is The Toast, even though that was a bit of gibberish for you.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
It's the funniest clip. It's so funny. And then you see like this huge wave of relief like wash over him when he realized like it was just a joke. That's literally like Megan. She's like, what did I say? What did I? Like she doesn't know what she said wrong. And then Megan's like, I'm Sussex now.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And she's explaining how like how meaningful it is to have the same last name as her kids, which I totally understand. But not to be like a nitpicker, but like I thought their last name was Windsor.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So, like, the collective family, the whole royal family, but then each individual family, like, has their own name. Now, I think when you're a working royal, you don't use last names, so it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. But then when they, like, left, then they took their little family name.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Welcome back to The Toast. Welcome toast to the back. I never welcome everyone into the show. You usually do.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Well, no. Every article says Meghan Markle, Meghan Markle. Like, Meghan Markle's joining Lemonada. Like, Meghan Markle has ever... It's giving Kelly Breanne.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Like, you want a new name, and we're not giving it to you. No, but she...
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
she like I this is the first I'm hearing that her name is Megan Sussex like legally changed the only thing I didn't choose it as a story but like if we were going to talk about Megan just wanted to share that she had um a little fan screening of her show oh I saw in New York it was giving 1989 secret sessions it was giving secret sessions I was honestly disappointed that Stassi wasn't there because I was disappointed you weren't there
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, I'm not the elk to be invited. I haven't been ride or die. These are people who have been with her since the Tig. The Tig. Like who are fans, like just Meghan Markle stands. I wouldn't count myself among them. I am someone who's just been craving comfort cooking content and also craving to see like what Meghan Markle and Harry have up their, the Sussexes have up their sleeve.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And so I'm very interested by this. Yeah. Yeah. And I think we could be on the precipice of something. I wouldn't say, like, I don't deserve to be invited to this, but Stassi does.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, and also to say we're not talking about Meghan Markle today.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
We'll see how the show is received by one Jackie O. I finished my gorsh forsaken book last night so I can enjoy with love Meghan. I guess what she's trying to do more so than be Meghan Sussex is just be Meghan. Yeah, Madonna. So that she doesn't have to, like, answer Meghan.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And I love that for me. But today I'm welcoming you all into our show because we have a farchy little show for you.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
you've been freed from the shackles of your book club. Does anybody who's ever been a part of a book club feel like, it's so amazing. Like when, like I've got positive things to say about my time in a book club, but like. it's does like towards the end of the month, like when you're almost at the date, like it starts to feel like homework and it starts to feel like a prison.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And you're like, why did I sign up for this? And then you read the book and it's fine. But like, there's a couple of days where you're like cramming and you're like, why the fuck did I voluntarily decide to do this?
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
It's literally homework. And if I hadn't been reading all weekend, I would have been watching love is blind. And. Even though the book wound up not being my favorite, spoiler alert, I'm glad I spent the weekend reading something enriching rather than watching the worst, dumbest show on television that will actually take points away from my IQ.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So all in all, I'm grateful to the book club because I know without it, I would be the dumber person and I would never read a book like this.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Thank you for reminding me. Just wanted to update everybody on something that was said yesterday. People were really quick to be like, Charity, James Cameron's alive. Yes. I happen to know that.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And if it feels like both Jackie and I have like a little bit of an extra pep in our step, we do for separate reasons. I'm assuming Jackie's has something to do with the fact that Meghan Markle's show finally launched on Netflix last night.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
I just was saying that like the elk of films, like James Cameron's rolling over in his grave, you know?
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Thank you. It's just like a, it's a matter, it's a wording thing.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
It's just a funny thing to say. It's funnier when the person's alive.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
You know, and I know he's alive. Like Avatar, Avatar 2, Avatar 3, 4, and 5. Like I'm familiar. Don't worry. But I guess people were not like understanding the figure of speech I chose to use.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
We actually have like a lot of stories in addition to the stories that aren't stories. Do you know what I mean? And do we, do we have the story that I, yes, finally Mark Zuckerberg has made it into the fast five.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, me too. I kept meaning to talk about it and then he just kept getting overlooked, which is so classic suck.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And you know, he only pulled that stunt at his wife's birthday party to make it into the Fast Five. Not necessarily us, but the world's Fast Five.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
And it wasn't going to happen on Friday, and it wasn't going to happen on Monday. But Tuesday is your day, Mark.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
But it needs to be spoken about, because when you are a loser, you deserve to be made fun of. So we're going to do that. But that's giving story number four energy.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, all of the stories, it's one of those days where it's not really, they're all kind of equal. They're all at like 20%. So like the order might be a little random.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So it's giving equitable division of the assets?
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
It is. It's not giving lead story and sub stories.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Oh, that's good. I like when we're all just sort of, it's a level playing field.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Yeah, it's definitely an RBG day, like random but good.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Rest in peace. Rip. She's not rolling over.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
No, no, she's lying flat on her back, like doing well.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Um, so I could, if you're, if you have nothing else to share about life, about life and how it's worth living, it is, it is.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
So let's get into the fast five stories. You need to know you do, you do, do, do, do, do.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Well, the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by state farm. So we know that our listeners can agree. Nothing feels better than a personal win. Like when you get a final piece of furniture delivered to your apartment, your home really feels complete. Perhaps you hit a personal record in a new, uh,
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Or you're a toaster who managed to stop for a much-needed iced coffee but still made it to work on time. Or you're a toaster who made it at home, saving herself $7. Yeah, that's right. I'm economical. Well, whatever it is that you define as a win, it calls for celebration. And any idea who's cheering right beside you? Jax, if you had to guess?
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
If Jackie has a bit of a sparkle in her eye, that's why.
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Because with the State Farm personal price plan, you can create an affordable price just for you when you bundle home and auto. So celebrate by breaking out the confetti and those happy dance moves and talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with the personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. I'm at a savings and theory though.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
State Farm is there. Would you like to get back at it?
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
Correct. And if I have a bit of sparkle in my eye, like I really don't mean to brag, you know, I never want to come on here and be like, my life is so amazing. You know, it's not nice to rub in people's faces, but I only peed one time in the night and I didn't wake up choking on my own vomit. And I actually had like, such a good night's sleep that I think Anora was an amazing movie.
The Toast
Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025
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The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I'm not a big breather. Ask Dr. Fox. He said I have a runner's pulse.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
He says I have a runner's pulse. Oh, I'm so glad you brought that up.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That's fine. I can run a 5k. Like me. I mean, I could train and get it.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I could train to get a better time, but like I could do it. So yeah, maybe I'll go do it. Hobnob with some podcasters, rub elbows.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I wonder who else is doing it. Like I need some friends. You know me, I'm so shy.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I'm really so shy. I don't know if I could do it like without you.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
God bless the Broken Road. God bless. They don't.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
The Grammys are fucking disgusting. The Grammys are a disgusting enterprise. I don't know why we're surprised.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Would I want something that Rascal Flatts don't have? No. No.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yummo. Yum-oh, Jackie-oh. Yum-oh. Yum-oh. I wonder if there's a Cipriani down here. Now you're making me hungry.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Except they have a salad there that I love that I've actually Googled the recipe for and made myself, and it's really good. I mean, it's a simple salad, but, like, with the dressing. Yeah, there's one in Miami. Okay.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I saw him perform once, wagon wheel, an icon.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I didn't know where the quote ended. I didn't know where the Rachel quote, vis-a-vis Ben, ended. There was a lot of quotes.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Well, not to make you too hungry this morning.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, watch out. First their billboard, now their necks.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, they are the good guys after all. And he's in my favorite scene in my movie.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Okay, now without further ado-da-do-da-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you-da-do need to know.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. I did it in high voice. What's that called?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Thank you, Terday. You're welcome. A lot of Super Bowl adjacent news today. This is the week we're ramping up towards the Super Bowl. And our first story is about Travis Kelsey and all the annoying questions that reporters are asking him in his pre-game interviews.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, I think people are super mad about it. And I mean, she apologized at the end of the show. Like, what more do you actually want to see from her?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah. Like, I think that's just, she was doing it for the chapel, like her fans or whoever she thought was watching, like wanted to hear from chapel road and they probably aren't offended by it. And okay. That's your community, you know? Great. Great. Great.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
So Travis Kelsey is naming his favorite Taylor Swift albums, staying tight lipped about reputation TV and also, um, responding to questions about whether or not he's going to propose to Taylor during the halftime. Oh,
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, it is Tuesday. Feels like it could be a little later in the week. Feels like it should be a little later in the week. But you know what? Let's acknowledge the space that we're in. Be grateful for it. It ain't Monday. And it's going to be a fantastic Tuesday if we decide it. I'm wearing the sweater that you got me for Secret Santa. I see that.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
He's obviously not going to propose during halftime.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Right. A Nickelodeon reporter asked what his... Excuse me?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
So the reporter asked what Travis's favorite Taylor album is.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's fine. I actually thought he would have said 1989 because those are his favorite songs.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
But he said Tortured Poets Department. He said, of course, I'm a little biased.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, and it's like, I wouldn't think that there would be a right answer. Like, what's your favorite album? It's not a hard question. But this is the right answer, because what are you to say that her best work was behind her? Like, no, the thing that she just put out is the best thing ever. That would, like, be so shady.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Well, you know he loves 1989, like, because he loves those radio bops.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
But this was the right answer, and it's about him.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
She's married. Sometimes all the signs are right in front of us and we're still speculating.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
So... He said he can neither confirm nor deny Rep TV.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That is so funny. I definitely, there's a little sprinkle of like, what did Darius do? But certainly- No, there's not.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
He also was raving about her homemade Pop-Tarts.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
But maybe Taylor has a good one. Maybe she should drop the recipe.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
She should share it. Like her cookie recipe that we made. Remember that?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
On Patreon, we made Taylor's favorite cookies.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yes, and it was a brand sent it all to us, remember? No. Yes, it was like... I don't know which brand it was. It was in support of Taylor's new album. Maybe it was Instacart themselves. They sent a delivery. And it was all the ingredients to make Taylor's favorite cookies. So we're like, okay, let's do it.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And they didn't send chai spices, but they sent chai tea.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, but that's, you asked me what I think of him and I do feel like there's a sprinkle of what did Darius do, but it didn't affect the way I see Darius.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
We cut open the bags because we thought maybe those were chai spices in there.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And we also like put them in the blender and this was before I started baking. So like, I didn't know the different like paddle attachments on the stand mixer. So we use like the whisk instead of the dough whisk. They were a mess.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I love chai. I don't know if you guys know that about me. Because I really deny myself chai lattes because it's like an unnecessary calorie expenditure. But I love them. It's kind of like how you like vanilla beans. People don't know that about you.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Have a fucking vanilla bean. I don't know. I think the comedown would just be so bad.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, I mean the comedown from the sugar. Sugar, of course.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, like he still to me is like the wagon wheel guy, legend. Yep. Hasn't affected his career.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah. I don't think they're the first to go.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I don't know. I just watched this Super Bowl commercial for nerds with Shibuzy and the commercial was amazing. But like nerds.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
All those dyes, all that sugar, like rotting your teeth, rotting your brain. I love the commercial. And I don't even like nerds. I think they're nasty and I think that they should be illegal.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Agreed, but I'm happy for Shaboosie that he's in a Super Bowl commercial and he's singing It's a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong. Like it's quite pargy. Oh my God. But like there's no amount of marketing that could get a nerd to taste good to me.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Right, in the factory, like what could they even do? But I'm also, like I said, like I'm not a sprinkles colors girl.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, we're talking so much about food this episode.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I don't know. Just when it rains, it pours. It's kind of that time of year. Sometimes it's the Kardashians. Sometimes it's Taylor and Travis. And sometimes it's food.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Him especially. He's such a jokester. I don't think anything offends him. And it's really actually refreshing. But I'm offended on his behalf.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Like I wonder if he has any threshold for when he would be bothered by these questions. Like is there anything that they could ask that would just be too far? Because I'm sorry, like are you going to propose during halftime? For me, that would be the line for me.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Okay. Well, now we also actively have to all bury it in our minds and move on.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's going to take mental fortitude to forget this once again.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, but it's like if I'm gonna forget you anyway, why do I have to forgive you?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, well, good because it's the one you got.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, I totally agree. I don't know why there's this expectation where people feel like they need to share, but I don't need to know every fight and every... out of pocket thing that was, you know, like people, couples fight. We expect that you would fight.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Yes. Lily Collins is a new mama. Lily Collins shared her first photo. Mama. Mama. She shared her first photo with her daughter, Tub, after secretly welcoming the newborn via surrogate.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Tub, she welcomed the newborn via surrogate last month, so she had posted the other day that they had welcomed a baby via surrogate, and now she just posted... a cute photo of her pushing a stroller with baby Tuv.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Do you think now on Grandmother's Day, Lily Collins will post a happy Grandmother's Day to Tuv's grandma?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Let me tell you, I would never forget that Tubbs' grandfather is Phil Collins. Just like I'll never, when Gracie Abrams, like, God willing, has a child one day, I'll never forget that that child's grandpa is J.J. Abrams.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And, like, some people, I forget that they, like, I'm always reminded, like, even I saw a story about Meryl Streep's Gilded Age daughter. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, right, that's Meryl Streep's daughter.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Like, some people, I'm always just like, oh, right, Lily and Gracie, always.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's not only the one year anniversary of Darius Rucker getting in some legal trouble. Forgetting it again, now I'm going back to forgetting.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I don't know what it is, because even Margaret, yeah, she's Eclipse, but I'll always remember. I don't need to be reminded. Like, I'm always reminded, like, that's Andy's daughter. So maybe some of them are just, like, more fun facts than others. Like, maybe at my core, like, I don't think about Meryl Streep that much, you know? You don't. And maybe I think about J.J. Abrams more. Like, no.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's a compliment then. It's a sign of relevance. In my mind. Yes. So anyways, this is really sweet for the whole Nepo family.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yes, it is. I'm so excited to tell you about our Dreamland Baby code because we are a Dreamland Baby house. They have the best sleep sacks, sleep swaddles, pajamas. They use the best materials. And of course they're patented products.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
weighted sleep sack is what they are known for it does for a baby what a weighted blanket would do for you which is reducing anxiety promoting calm deeper sleep better sleep which translates to deeper better sleep for you because when baby's sleeping through the night that means you are too so do not sleep on dreamland baby it is the best sleep sack
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
it can be used so many different ways the zippers go both ways so those middle of the night changes are much easier you could do both arms in one arm out both arms out every baby is different and likes a different way of sleeping in a sleep sack or a swaddle so you can really customize it to your bebe because swaddles are more personal than comedy more personal than food so
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
So go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter our code TOAST at checkout to receive 20% off site-wide and free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customers. That is such a great offer of 20% off site-wide at Dreamland Baby.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That is beautiful. They have the best stuff. Blankets, jamas, very cozy. Right.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Our fifth and final story, Kacey Musgraves is speaking out after her viral reaction to losing Best Country Album Grammy. to Beyonce has gone viral. So there's been a little like, you know, post Grammys.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Drama, reaction videos, whatever. Now, Kacey Musgraves went viral for looking like she was upset about losing the Grammy to Beyonce. So I saw this headline before I saw the video. So I was like, ooh, excited to see the stank face. Literally no such face in sight.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Don't forget about Southern Charm. I'll never let you guys down.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Right. I also when I look at Casey's face, like if she really wanted to, if this was really snubbed towards Beyonce, like it would be a different face to me. It looks like someone who's like trying to smile, even though they might not be like super happy. But that's not a snub. Like, she's like literally lightly smiling.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I also think like she just has like one of those faces sometimes that like looks mad when she's not. Sometimes I have that face too. My husband's always like, what's wrong? I'm like, what do you mean? I'm so happy.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Right. So Casey told E! News in a statement about this. She said, her rep said, It's a sensationalistic false narrative meant to pit two talented female artists against each other. There was simply no scowl or expression made. That's where I am. I'm like, what? I literally don't see anything.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I'm just want to say in the words of Casey Musgraves, she looks happy and sad at the same time. Exactly. And she tried to tell you that that's a real feeling. And some of you just can't understand that.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
We do have it as a story. And speaking of books, I finished my book for the Redheads last night. It was so good. We are recording today and I'm so excited. And after all the turmoil of my choice this month, if you've been keeping up, like I chose a book that just wasn't available.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah. And I just saw she herself, Casey has six Grammys. Like she's going to be okay. You know? Oh, she's totally fine. She has one album of the year for architect architect was her eighth.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
she's completely fine a decorated artist she posted the notepad for the architect like when she started songwriting like the first day and you see some of like the lyrics you need to bid on it at auction I literally do first of all the fact that it's a notepad Amazon basic she used and you see at the top it's like KM Shane McAnally and you see the idea of the song coming together but also it's totally different than what um the lyrics actually are and there's like an apple in the picture just literally like I know she posted that for me and I just want to say Casey it means the world
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, I agree. But when it's for charity, like, you would... You would make a big donation to charity.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I'm sorry. Well, maybe at the next auction, like you won't hesitate. Maybe that's the lesson.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And then I kind of scrambled and I chose this book. It all really worked out and I'm so excited to record.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, you are. Do people know that about you?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
We have different philosophies. But what's a thesaurus for frugal?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Well, like, as we, for now. Yeah, this is Tata for now.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah. So I'm very excited to record the redheads with my girlies and you should read the book is all I'll say, but I'm not going to push it on you.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, I would put my headphones in and realize that person's having a harder time than me. And I have the luxury of putting in noise canceling headphones or you can even get free headphones from the flight attendant. Like I feel more bad for the parents than the people who are around it. Like put your headphones on and watch your TV show. Like it's not so hard.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Even if it's a lap infant, did he say? Like the baby's just kind of like freeloading?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, I would just say put your headphones on. Like the other person's having a much harder time than you.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Let's just be like, yeah, we're not even trying so hard. Love ya.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
No, I would hate if we got it because then all the fun would be over. Love you so much. Bye.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
And I've now read two books this month. I'm getting back into reading and it's going to take a little effort, but I think it's worth the effort.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I thought you were going to say you watched Napoleon. That would be crazier.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
What a shame that that wasn't a good Napoleon biopic because I really feel like we could use one.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Like I like an apple pie. I like a Toll House cookie, like a cookie cake sort of thing. Like a skillet. A cookie in a skillet with vanilla ice cream.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Someone else would order like the brownie and I would have a bite, but I would never order it. I wouldn't go for like chocolate cake. I like carrot cake. I know that that's offensive to you. It's deeply. And that's about it. It has to be something like super pargy, like caramel, vanilla, apple, yum.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Because you're not using the Royals Rice of Coxedinia pillows.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Baked Alaska is disgusting. I agree. It's so gross. I completely agree. It's inedible. I know you get distracted by the flames, but the taste is disgusting. I completely agree.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I definitely had Napoleon before. And it kind of reminds me of that cake from Cipriani that we love, like the top of it. A little bit, but it's actually not similar at all. The top of that cake also like ventures into baked Alaska territory sometimes when they
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I think it travels well. They're on like caviar.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
All the food there is also so good at every location. They have high standards.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Do you remember when we had it for the first time? Oh, when we went to his ball.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That's when we were at Amphar. We just dined on Cipriani.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah. And now every time we find ourselves at Cipriani, we have a piece of the cake and it's so good. And when I was pregnant, I would order from there once in a while as a sweet treat and I would always get the cake and it always hits.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
You need to order that cookie that we got from that road PR package that one time. Do you remember that sprinkle cookie?
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It was called like delicious. I'm on their mailing list because I did place an order for them after Haley introduced us to that cookie. And it's, and I'm not even a sprinkle cookie, like kind of person. I don't like like rainbow sprinkles. Yucky. The cookie was the best cookie we've ever had.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
It's only the day of the chews. I'm sorry to break that news to you.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Yeah, it's such a cute sweatshirt. I'm so glad you're wearing it. There's nothing better than people enjoying your gifts.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
You just wouldn't say that there was nothing brewing.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I did see the sprinkle cookies. Like, love that. I wonder how that, what the operation looks like, you know? Like, does she have a factory? Or is it like a collab with a local bakery? And is it like a family recipe? What's the recipe? Because wasn't the point of the sprinkle cookies that they were like bought from the store? Right. She brought me sprinkle cookies. So I'd just like to know more.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Now I need to Google a piñole. I feel like it's those rainbow cookies. I feel like we're so good guys today, like just talking about food the whole time.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
They're on Gold Belly. Maybe I'll send you some.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
The pecks are expecting. They are expecting. Oh, that's cute.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
I wouldn't have even thought of it. I have to live in the, you know, it has to just come out of me.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
That's really, really sweet. Did they say gender based on gender? They're not finding out. Did they find out for their first two? No.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
The ultrasound tech can see it. And maybe if you have an expert eye or you know where to look, then maybe you could see it as a lay person. But no, you don't even really know what you're looking at. And sometimes they'll point and be like, that's the penis. But you would never know that that was the penis if they didn't tell you.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
She might think that she sees something and then she'll think, she might clue herself into something and she could be wrong. I understand looking away so that you don't convince yourself of something.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
A little penis could be a fleck of something. If you've been there before, like now I've done like two separate pregnancies of sonograms. Every time they like see the penis, they're like, oh, that's a penis. So like say next time I didn't want to know, but I kind of knew what I was looking for. I might be able to figure it out. Or at the very least, I would think I knew.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
Because they might know and then they'll just use pronouns.
The Toast
Food For Thought: Tuesday, February 4th, 2025
But I feel like they're trained to be like, baby's doing this, baby's doing that.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Why would you even think of such a thing? I wouldn't, I wouldn't. That doesn't even make sense.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Or, yeah, somewhere multi-seasonal. I guess the Hamptons would work for me because it's beach and pargy.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I think it would work, like if I must. Yeah, we could make anything work. We're really just down-home girls.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. I will watch it at some point, but I've been going to sleep... like since New York, like just really early to like catch up on my Zs. And I would like to continue that habit. So we'll see. White Lotus puts me to bed at like 11 p.m. because it's five hours. So that's really hard.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. He's so swirly. And I feel like sometimes people might skip guest episodes if they don't know the guests. And like, even if you don't know Andrew Schultz, like it's an episode of the toast. The vibes are so swirly. We're just being a couple of girlies. My husband listened to it, which I was like nervous. Cause like I talked about his toenails, but he loved it. Oh my God. He was raving.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, it really is. Plus, I have a lot of TV to catch on because I didn't watch TV in New York like Southern Charm.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Summer house, yeah. So I've got work to do.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, yeah. So without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
He was like, that was just so entertaining.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Wow, thank you for the kind words, Turdiloo. Yes, I was introduced-
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
to caraway slow and steadily but now with a big boom everything in my house is caraway if you are new to the caraway journey i would start with their frying pan because you can use it for everything everything eggs meat like making tacos whatever you want to make and then they have their cookware set which is like four pans that runs the gamut of everything that you need has like a nice dutch oven if you're a soup maker i don't know if you like soup and if you do like soup that's great because soup is really great for you but then you can also get their bakeware set you like muffins
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Bakeware set like brownies. And then also you could use that as a casserole dish. They're also versatile and pargy. Did I mention how pargy they are? And you don't have to use all that oil because it doesn't stick. So it's healthier and it makes cleanup a breeze. Cause as I said, it doesn't stick.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Thanks, Claudia. I love an exclusive deal. Okay. That's my favorite kind of deal.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
what some tape on my thing you know i noticed in the pictures and i was like what is that tape where just like a bit of like masking tape was on my sweatpants nothing major
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
okay our first story what everybody's talking about glenn powells and sydney sweeney were spotted together at glenn's sister's wedding his sister posted a photo of she and sydney at her wedding in texas see also sydney and jonathan have confirmed broken up and now she's with glenn who she was schmoozing with with the movie and apparently this is the plot of the movie and everyone is in a tizzy and how fun for all of you
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Everybody was fed yesterday. And honestly, I'd rather have recorded a thousand episodes of the toast yesterday than do what I did, which was travel. I just had a miserable travel day. Thankfully, I got a lot of sleep last night. So I'm like coming back to myself. But I am just I need to get righted, you know.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Except for when he was leaving with Lily James.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I don't know I feel I would I would like this I think would be really exciting I like them both separately so why not together sure but I do feel like say they like fell in love while they were filming their movie or they had feelings for one another but they were forbidden feelings because she's in a relationship and he was in a relationship and it's not something that they would act on I don't think they would have so publicly pretended to have feelings for each other for the promotion of the movie I think that's a really weird dynamic I think that's something that you a silly thing that you do with someone who's like totally a friend and you're like let's promote this movie and
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
not someone that you're secretly pining for.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, so that's what, that's, you know, the more sober theory is that they're friends. Probably Sidney would have gone with her fiance if they hadn't broken up. Right. She's not there as Glenn's date. However, it is a little puzzling, like you're so close with Glenn Powell's sister from the time you filmed the movie with Glenn Powell, you must have been like spending a lot of time
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
How else could she know sister of Glenn Powell?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
That goes viral. Like, is the dress white or blue?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, it's not an appropriate shade of blue for a wedding, I would agree. Yeah. Okay. Just want to put that out there. But it's technically blue, you know?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, and sometimes, like, someone's wearing something close to white or something like a little bridal, and it's like, don't worry, we don't think you're the bride. Like, you're not out shining the bride. Don't worry.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We need to talk about party wares, because like if you had me sitting here in a suit today, I wouldn't be happy.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But Sidney Sweeney coming in a competitive dress, like, I want to go home if I'm the bride.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, but sometimes celebrities do dress inappropriate for people's weddings.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Oh, well, that's something else. Also, the color of the bridesmaids for Glenn's sister wedding was light blue. So there's a chance she was a bridesmaid, but I think that's far-fetched.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But how did she meet Glenn Powell's sister? I don't know. Through Glenn. Self. It's not so cut and dry. And also, Glenn had a couple other friends there. John Stamos was there. They worked together on Scream Queens. Jack McBrayer, of course, who's his neighbor. So Glenn got to invite some of his friends, which is always nice.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
If Glenn Plowell was my brother, I'd be like, invite all your friends. Yes.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Right, right. You want to invite some coworkers, some business associates.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But what's weird to me is like they both seem like normal people, right? Normal, attractive people that aren't weird and don't have like a crazy weird thing about them. Like why wouldn't they be attracted to one another? You know?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And like bad person, like weird and just not real people. These both seem like funny, cute, nice. Why can't two funny, cute, nice people be together? Like why do they hate each other so much? Because they should be together.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I remember the last time we did like things to order and it sold out so quickly and people did not get what they wanted, which is a bummer for everyone. So we were like, goal is everyone gets what they want.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I know, but no one... We're going to correct ourselves. We're going to correct ourselves, but no, everyone thinks that we like totally murdered the call, but... I know.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. But we'll get into it. Yeah. I actually just swapped it in because I remembered we had to talk about that. That came out like right after we wrapped on Friday.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
For his exit from SNL this weekend. As we reported last week, Morgan Wallen played SNL this weekend. He played two songs on the show that he has assorted history with. And then during the send-off at the end of the show where the host and the musical performer always say goodbye and then they hug everyone in the cast and crew.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
He said bye, he hugged Mikey Madison and he walked off like directly into the camera. And now everybody is reading the body language of everyone on the stage, including the crew, the cast and crew, who seem to be like very far behind them. Pushed back. Further than usual. Their like body language is like, Like timid and like scared, not open and excited.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Get me back to God's country. And then a cast member posted on their Instagram the back of a Krispy Kreme truck and said, get me to God's country. That was a writer. Yeah. Yeah. So there's, this is not nothing. Plus all the history. Um, what do you think?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I think if that were true, he would have walked off side stage. I don't think you walk into the camera when you're right. Think you're leaving somewhere. Like he just walked right out of the building.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, not that much could have happened, though, because he's only the musical performer. It's not like he's in the room, war room, working up sketches with them, insulting people.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So it's obviously just not the best fit of an environment. And I actually think the walk-up, I don't think it was that crazy. Now that I've seen the video so many times and everyone's talking about it, I'm like, oh yeah, it's a big deal. But he just left.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We've got a varsity rugby shirt. We do a lot of crewnecks, T-shirts, a lot of the skews you've seen before. Your favorites are back. But we have this new collared baby blue rugby polo that is so cute. I think that's my favorite.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I was like, oh yeah, because I'm on April 4th. That's Ben's birthday. I have big plans. Yeah, no, sorry, it's Ben's birthday. We're not doing a show.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And like, I don't know a lot about her, but she does seem like she'd be willing to move.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And ready for reality TV. Because anyone who's an influencer and a model is ready for reality. It's open. And it's good for their careers.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I agree. Are you ready for our next story?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. Meghan Trainor admits to using weight loss medication after her shocking transformation. Meghan Trainor admitted to using weight loss medication to slim down after her dramatic transformation. It's not that shocking. It's or dramatic. I feel like... Well, when you look at like the... before picture from like a million, from when we first met her to now.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yes, it's a dramatic transformation, but like over time.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, so she posted an Instagram, I think celebrating like something, Billboard Women in Music. Yeah, she posted a long caption saying like how she has been on a journey to be the healthiest, strongest version of herself for her kids who are four and one. She said, I've worked with a dietician, made huge lifestyle changes, started exercising with a trainer. And yes, I use science and support.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Shout out to Manjaro. To help me after my second pregnancy. And I'm so glad I did. Because I feel great. I feel like this is a great way. Because she was the name that I texted you last week. When we were talking about. Yes. People who are obviously on these things. But haven't mentioned it. So I'm not going to put her on blast. Like of course. Like she is. She's. But the thing about her is like.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
She's on tour. She's working so hard. Like it's clearly not like. She's just like sitting on her couch. And injecting herself. And like. you know, looking for change. Like she has changed her entire life. She like dances so hard. She's constantly active. And like, I think doing all of that coupled with the shot, like the results are amazing. She looks amazing.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
By the way, spoiler alert, you're going to hate yourself when you're skinny too.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, so I think now, and we're seeing this as a pattern now, so I feel like now when people leave the community, they shouldn't even have the expectation that they can do it in a way that people will be happy with. Like they should just do it on their own timeline, whatever works best for them.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But like trying to do it in tandem with like feeling like you're not disappointing people is just fruitless. There's no right way to do it because you could say from the beginning, I'm doing it. You could say it at the end. You could say it at the middle. You can try anything. And like people are going to not be happy with you and you have to be happy with yourself. So I think like trying to like,
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Do it right. There's no way. That's what I've seen. And if I see someone who does it right and everyone's happy with them, I'll let you know.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
You were never like the face of the movement. I don't even think you were really so enmeshed in the community.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
no no I wasn't I just happened to be a fat person community because you weren't yeah there and we're in our we're not in that we're in our community so like we're just have the toaster so we're happy for you if you are happy right right that's why I really like my community I'm not looking to join others yeah there are other communities that like you can go to but we've created our own where they just want to see us happy and that's why you didn't have that experience
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. To me, like I feel like her whole journey is so emblematic of like the amazing things that the drug can do.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
coupled with hard work and lifestyle lifestyle changes getting your mind right and i i feel like her life is just so whole and so if people have issues with this and then also telling us like she's telling us now she's not making a big deal about it she's just like throwing it in if people have issues with this rollout like that's problematic to me because i think this is a party rollout
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
There's pros and cons to everything, but I think we've reached the threshold of cons where we're making a change. We are making a change. So let's see how it goes. And we'll listen again. We'll listen and learn.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
i need josh peck to record megan for me so i can hit a button when i want to do the megan okay you can also find it on youtube he did it like a thousand times when he was 16 but what's the point of having a personal relationship with him if i can't ask for things like you know that button that was a good question in the hotel where you record something yeah and then you hit it i'm gonna send him one ask him to do it and send it back and send back yeah with a prepaid label
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Am I? No, it's a little more.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, you are. You are. You are ready. Oh, I am. It's just like some more small mazel news, which is that Jennifer Lawrence has welcomed her second child with her husband. Yeah, she gave birth.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I thought she was, like, more in line with your timeline. So now, like, she's left the group chat.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Oh, well, she has welcomed her second baby with her husband. They also have a three-year-old named Cy. Kooky. Like the name of our horse. I know.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I know, but this People Magazine article says Cooke. Spelled it wrong? Says Cooke. That's funny. He is C-O-O-K-E. So they added the I? They added the I. Just muscle memory, you know?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And they already have a three-year-old named Psy.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I actually was thinking like, oh, her first is named Otis, right? And then I saw it was Psy. So now I'm saying, okay, her second will be Otis. What do you think?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Otis Maroney. Just give us a guess. It makes it more interesting.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Oh, why do we think she's having a boy? Oh, I don't know. I guess it could be a girl.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I actually don't. Don't hold me to that.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I don't know. I just feel like it's a boy.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
This is not a joke and this could be you because new merch is dropping this week. Claudia and I are both wearing Pargy Wears from the new collection. I'm wearing the Gargi Pargi set. It's a cream set with a little bubble font, a little swirlitude. I would say the vibe of this outfit is swirlitude. What would you say yours is?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Daughter. Which they would be even if there were a million girls in the world.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And it was a lot of names, right? Right. So I guess there's different categories. Throwing the book at you is not helpful. Sorry to this lady. I don't know which one it was. Don't be such a hater. Oh my God. She loves the toast. No, no. Queen, I love what you do, but I'm just going to like be honest, which is that like give her five, give her a short list. Like there was 45 names there.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We had such good times. It was exciting. But this is definitely like more comfortable.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Or Samson. Or Samson, yeah. I like Samson.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
That's like really a celebrity move. Correct. Or like a big time influencer.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Oh, yeah. You didn't even show us what you're wearing.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
There are procedures in place for this, no?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. Just take it, you know, to the proper route. Right up the flagpole. Channel.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, but like it's not snitchery if it's HR. Like what other – function do they serve other than to police workplace behavior because like these aren't your friends you can't say what you want like this is why there is HR yeah and I feel like when I look at this is like from Kyle's POV like he's 24 um
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I'm wearing a large in my party set. Pargy. In my lowercase pargy, uppercase pargy set. You understand? In your pargy pargy set, yeah. Adjective then noun.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, no, it's something that he needs to learn and you're going to help him learn that lesson. How kind of you, but it's true. Like you have bad experiences when you're younger and they shape you to be a professional and to be like, and you, you learn from experience and.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. No, actually, like this will better him as a person. That's not why you're doing it because it's the right thing to do. But that's just a bonus.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
He's so wrong. And you could just be like, no, I made this for them. Like I would have made less, but I'm cooking more because I'm cooking for them too. Like remind him of everything that they do. Sometimes you just need like a- There's so many things.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, it's like if I, like sometimes I'll ask Olivia, like, do you have extra food?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, and vice versa. When I have something that I made that's really good and I have extra, I'm like, you've got to try this. It's a normal, happy thing to do. If my husband was like, stop giving our leftovers to Olivia. Actually, I'd just be like, oh, because you want them for yourself because you love my cooking so much. That's not what this man is saying. It's the nice thing to do.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Your mom didn't get a chance to cook because she was busy watching her toddlers. Just make sure to rub his face in it.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. And then it puts you in a bad spot. This is every night. It's not like you're doing it too much. It's like, no, every single night I'm making dinner and I'm making for them too because I'm making for my entire family, which includes them.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So true. But actually sometimes people know us better than we know ourselves. I find.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
The only reason I can think of is because he wants the leftovers the next day.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
That's not it. If that's the case to this toaster, if that is the case because he wants to eat it, make more. But I love that we're giving him jobs. That's not it.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
He wants all that extra food to give it to his lover.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
They like make a call about us. I'm like, yeah, you're right. I didn't even know that.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
He needs a knock over the head. Yeah, to be hit over the head with the truth.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I don't think we've been harsh enough, and I think only you can do it from your own mouth because you know everything. Are you talking to me? No, no, you, toaster, toastada, because you have all the examples of what they do and how he benefits, and you can feed them. Get in there, get that finger in there too.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Certain cultures respect their elders more, yeah.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Makatonum Sister. But even before that. I can't believe we haven't recapped our weekend yet. I know. We had the biggest weekend after we wrapped on Friday. Then we did our merch shoot. The Pargy photos are up on our Pargy Instagrams right now of us in our Pargy sets. And then the weekend got kicked off, which was really exciting. We hung out all Friday afternoon, all the Fridays.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
1,000% while operating on, like, not a lot of facts from this story. Because whatever happened here, I blocked it out mentally. And I don't want to go back.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Like, it is familiar, but it's not up there on, like, my great list of sagas.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Like, they were doing something nice. How would you rank it in the list of sagas?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, like, in all of our sagas, you don't have to, like, but where would... Let's say there's, like, there's probably, like, 15 sagas.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We should make a list. It was little. Privately. No. Privately. Privately. Privately.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. I think it's like a little crazy that it's affecting the way you see your husband so much. Like they're a bunch of snot-nosed kids. Let's see what they look like at his age. Like they're so perfect. Why do they have your phone?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
As a teacher, you probably learn these lessons the hard way of like not giving too much of like your personal – information and just like details for them to work with because then they'll start like just making jokes and nicknames and like you just have to like starve them of information.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Seriously get over it. Like that's really crazy. You didn't notice and a bunch of middle schoolers are going to make you notice and you're going to send your husband to Turkey over the opinion of some middle scooters. Snap out of it. Teach.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
These middle scooters on their scooters.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Snap out of it, Teach. What are you doing?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So what if he's balding? So what? Some people are bald.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. There's a lot of attractive baldies.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Like, that's your husband. Like, who cares?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Like, he's fine. Not if he goes on the meds.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
true actually minoxidil propitia they can be you know sperm killers yeah but you could get it on the meds if that's more important to you than the sperm at the moment which it might be who knows what you guys are the thing is it doesn't bother him so it really it factually cannot bother you it's true like if someone wanted to put me on medication for something about my aesthetic thing about myself that does not bother me but bothers you like i'd say you don't love me
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. And even when he brings it up, it's not, it doesn't become my new flaw. I'm just like, I don't care. Oh, I don't care. Say my hair, like say like it was thinning and he was like, get on, like he wants to send me to Turkey. Like I'll send you to Turkey. No, I'm trying to think of like an equivalent, like. Wait. Okay, like. Say he wants to put you on Ozempic.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. I say, we only have one appointment. You should take it.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
You can't live your life based on what the students are going to think.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
That's literally the plot of bad teacher, which is why it's shocking. You don't like it more.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Of course, but there are easier ways to get cookies like in this world.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But I used to think that way too. I was like, when I would see my teacher eating something, I'd be like, I'm going to be a teacher one day and that's going to be me.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And we've always been that. And I can just go to the bakery.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
There's something nice about eating in front of people, and it's all yours.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It's very different, and also when it's unexpected. It's so thoughtful.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
There is always donuts. We could also become cops if we're looking for donuts. Like if you work in a corporate, there's always donuts. It's so crazy. It's like, am I going to have a donut today again? That's a crazy way to live.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Nobody. And at the end of the year, we get holiday gift baskets sent to us by us.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So we know what's in them. So you don't have the element of surprise.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
That's those pargy chocolate covered pretzels. That was a real treat.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
There weren't enough in there, but it was good.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I was just like, I just called you in a coffee.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. Harry and Zach had been before. Oh, right. But I didn't go with them when they saw it. And actually, so Saturday was a beautiful day in New York City. And we had a full, full day. And we caught the late showing of Gazillion Bubbles. 4.30. After thoroughly, not even the matinee, that's like the sunset viewing.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
After thoroughly enjoying the day, we were in the park, we did a horse and carriage ride.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It's a beautiful way to see the city. It's crazy how... nary a hundred years ago that's how everyone got around got around like 10 in the park like i think they'll be okay our horse's name was kooky
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
cookie he's so cute and we had a lot of fun we went to the playground in the park and just as we were wrapping up we were like oh and we have gazillion bubbles so we went to the we could catch that 4 30 showing of the bubbles so we went and it was really great but by the end i do feel like they have something to prove like i feel like everybody makes the joke like are there really a gazillion bubbles i'm gonna sue if there aren't and so at the end they literally waterboard you with bubbles twice
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, it was a lot. It was a lot. It was like cold and sticky and like we just wanted to go. But they make sure that nobody leaves with that criticism. And I understand that for them because that must be annoying.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Interesting. I think that's like a really big statement.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
You guys wanted so much for him that by the end, he was bummed that he didn't get it. He was like, maybe.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, maybe for me, I had different expectations because I bought the tickets and it said on the site that all volunteers have to be like four and up. So I didn't take it personally when he was skipping over us because like I think he just thought Harry was too young, which he was.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
She was. She was. It turned out she's older because he asked her age and she was four. But like, how did he know that?
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, yeah. So I know that that was upsetting for you guys, but.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It was really upsetting. All the volunteers like got like gifts and.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Not a joke that you could be this pargy in mere days.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
That is really funny. No, but we had so much fun. And then Sundaeries was Mahatunam's sister. I got to see all my friends also this weekend. We did a little GNO Thursday night, which is in the vlog. But then we had like a little kids play date Sunday morning, which was so nice. And then I got ready for the wedding, which was a beautiful wedding of Mahatunam's sister. It really was.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
We take off one day. Chaos! We miss so much. Not even, like, news stuff. Like, just in our business. We have to get our house in order.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
And then yesterday I was traveling home. So many delays. Like literally, I think in total, like from the time I left my hotel till I got home was like nine hours. Just really difficult and sad.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yes, I went to Myrtle Beach yesterday to refuel.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
No, and they literally let us off the plane for, like, 10 minutes. It was like a field trip.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
So here's what they said. Like, apparently there's a huge storm coming through the country, like, coming from the west or something. I don't know where it is right now, but if we waited to refuel in New York, then...
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
It would have impacted our trip. So instead, like just getting somewhere we can refuel and then keeping on going like we beat the storm.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
You know, like I'm just sort of at their mercy.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. So, yeah, I was in Myrtle Beach yesterday. Did you have a good time? Shout out to South Carolina. You know, I've been to Myrtle Beach before, so it wasn't anything new for me.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, for like our senior week trip. And I actually never went on any trips like that. Yeah, I loved it. It was a great town. It's a beach town? Yeah, it's a beach town. Like, a lot of big houses that, like, big groups can rent. It's, like, you know, very college kid friendly. And everyone was having parties at their houses. And it was awesome. And I never did a spring.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
I know. But, like, my entire grade was going. And it was in the U.S. Like, why wouldn't I go? Yeah.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
The thing is, I don't know how much of like the town that I saw because I mostly like was we were like house hopping and like on the beach. Of course, of course. But it was a really amazing time. And that was like the one time I went on one of those like spring break type trips. I never went on spring break. I don't know if that's like surprising to anyone.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah. But that one like that worked for me. Sometimes things just like. line up the stars align and then years later the stars aligned again and you were brought back to your favorite place on earth myrtle beach universe it wants me to get a house in myrtle beach
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, and everywhere we could have refueled is my favorite beach house.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Yeah, with, I don't know, 12 of my girlfriends.
The Toast
Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
But do we want a beach house? Like I kind of live at the beach. I thought we want a mountain house.
The Toast
Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, that's very exciting. I just think we need more music. Like, now that we've cracked, like,
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, I really think like Toast Tunes, the original songs, like everything, it's time to really dig in to our musical selves. Side. We haven't been musical enough up until this point.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So now without further ado, here are the stories.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
We have an artist page. We have a producer. We have a songwriter, Becca.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Well, Jackson, Claude, you're always beside me. I'm always beside you. That goes without saying. And then right behind us is State Farm, the whole company.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
We've been working on our songwriting for years. I keep running away with you to dance with your heart. Yeah, we'll have to go back to that episode to hear this original song that we wrote.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That is really funny. I remember that episode.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
We're going to get into the stories, but something that's developing and will probably come out after we wrap today, classic, is that the Jeffrey Epstein lists are like set to be released today. Some names and flight logs. The new attorney general, Pam Bondi, said like Thursday, they're dropping names.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
However, even if they came out at this point during the show, I need a minute to see what I'm reading.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Okay, so maybe if the list breaks, I'll tell you that the list breaks and then we'll like talk about it in depth tomorrow. Sounds good?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Have you been seeing, like, the odds makers?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Thursday is February 27th. Did we say like something like a year ago? Remind us.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Who's, like, yeah, who's going to be, like, the top. Now, do you think somebody being on a flight log? It made news because now the number one person that people are suspecting would be on it is Jay-Z. Yeah.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Even though he has his own plane. I know he's definitely got stuff going on, but I never fully associated him with Epstein.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
maybe two it depends how far apart they are i think maybe you maybe you gotta like people hit your ride all the time and like rich people love to pick up other rich people on their planes friends was you know that's how the there will be people who are back and forth back and forth back and forth like take me to bill clinton yeah and then there will probably be people that it's like a little suspicious but not as much you know so i think there'll be degrees but just because you're on it once like
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
The day before February 28th. No. No. What is it?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
But the flight log will also say where they went. So if they just got, like, a ride home from the Super Bowl, that's different. Oh, oh, good call.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, so that's why you need to like, but there will be, hopefully it goes in order of frequency.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, no, like don't put it in alphabetical order.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Wait, speaking of Luke's, I dropped a Patreon vlog yesterday. Oh my God, the worst kind of Patreon vlog. No, but I was having fun. I think people really enjoyed it.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And all the new stuff I'm liking and my new style and just taking you guys on a style journey. The only thing that was treacherous about it was cleaning up my closet after because I pulled out everything I bought in the last week. Putting it back on hangers. Tried them all on, threw them on the floor to try on the next one, next one. So that was the hardest part.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
But it's a really fun fashion vlog if you are into that sort of thing. Patreon.com slash your toast.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Okay, so now should we get into the stories?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
i agreed i like loved her when i've seen her and then like seeing everything all of these tributes to her just reminds me so much of how fantastic she was and also like the kind of person she was we didn't know her anything but the things that people are writing about her just like so above and beyond in terms of how like electric and um full of light she was and personality and so this is just really sad but here are the details because
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Michelle Trachtenberg, Gossip Girl, Harriet the Spy, Buffy the Vampire. Well, that's the other thing.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yes. She was found dead in New York City on Wednesday at 39 years old. A source told people that in the year prior, she was quote really down emotionally. She had also been dealing with health issues. She told friends she was struggling. The source says she was really, really sick and open with those in her circle about how much she was struggling physically.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
They claim that she looked pale, gone and very thin. Yes. And the most recent photos of her, both on her Instagram and also like professional photos, she does look very thin and very pale. Um, Around 8 a.m. on February 26th, police responded to a 911 call at One Columbus Place in New York City.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
The NYPD confirmed to People upon arrival they discovered a 39-year-old female unconscious and unresponsive. They responded to location and pronounced the victim deceased. Criminality is not suspected. Also, she had recently undergone a liver transplant.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Especially, it was so shocking, because I guess, I personally hadn't like kept up with her in the last few years. I didn't even really know she was so unwell. Like some people. Oh, I did. Pass like due to sickness or drug use or whatever. Like you see the signs leading up. They're publicly kind of deteriorating. Yeah. Or they're up and then they're down and they're up and down.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And for me, like she's just been so quiet for the last few years that like this came out of nowhere for me.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Jenny Humphrey. Everyone that she's ever worked with. And like, I'm sure, you know, anytime someone passes, people are going to say something nice. But just something about the way people were talking about her. about her. Like she just seemed like a really special person. Yeah.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, when you work in social media, national days, like, are your... Are your bread and butter. Saving grace. There's nothing better than a National Margarita Day.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I didn't know or didn't remember that she's Jewish. Yeah.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Michelle, yeah, no, now that I think about it, of course, but I, when I think of, like, Jewish celebrities and actresses, like, I never thought of her.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And then our next story, which is also sad news, is that legendary actor Gene Hackman and his wife Betsy Arakawa and their dog found dead in New Mexico home.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So no one's like spelling it out completely because they say like Gene and his wife and dog. And the dog were found. Or like Gene and his wife found dead with dog. I don't know. Right. And so was the dog there or was the dog also dead? I don't know exactly. I'm feeling like the dog was dead. And also how long were they dead for? Like did, you know.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. A good one should let you know when they're not functioning.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Okay. Well, they were found dead in their New Mexico home, Santa Fe County. Police discovered the bodies of the two-time Oscar winner, the classical pianist, and one of their dogs while performing a welfare check. Okay. they did not provide a cause of death or say when they may have died. His daughter suspects carbon monoxide poisoning as well. Wow. I feel like vomiting.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Okay, so he's best known for his role in The French Connection, 1971. Then he also starred in Bonnie and Clyde, heard of it. Young Frankenstein, heard of it. Night Moves. Bite the Bullet, Superman, Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven, which earned him his second Academy Award, and The Royal Tenenbaums, a classic.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I guess that really proves like how- Oh, they're disgusting, sorry. How did they not put that in there?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It also must like his other movies must be so amazing that they outrank Heartbreakers. Think about that.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It is. Watch Heartbreakers in honor of Gene Hackman today.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That's so true. And if we're not going to acknowledge a National Chili Day, like literally who would?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Let me see if he's in anything else that like we like. Because I do feel like we know him from other stuff.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, they are. So now we can move on to something a little more extraterrestrial.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Katy Perry, Gayle King, and Lauren Sanchez will be flying into space on Jeff Bezos' Blue Arch in Next Mission.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So Blue Origin, which is Jeff Bezos' aerospace company, is sending an all-women crew into space on its next flight, including singer Katy Perry. Gayle King, and Lauren Sanchez, his fiance. The company on Thursday announced the six people flying on the NS-31 mission sent to launch in the spring of 2025. Okay, so like months away. I love the short lead time. Thanks, Jeff.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
The crew also includes Bahamian American aerospace engineer Asha Bowe, civil rights activist Amanda Nguyen, and film producer Carrie Ann Flynn.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
By the way, speaking of National Margarita Day, did you see that Lifetime is doing a sponsored movie with Chili's and it's called like It All Happens on National Margarita Day?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I understand. I see like why you think that. And I don't not think that. However, like we have to remember that Jeff Bezos like is a nerd. And like this is what nerds get off on. Like the fact that he has all this money in the world. Like what does he want to do? He wants to go to space because he's a nerd. Also because he's so competitive.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
For him also, no, like this is a hobby. Like he sends people up to space like for sport and then also like for his ego, but we're just, hey, want to go to space today? Because we can. And also I feel like these things are a little misleading because when I hear this, I'm like, oh, like Katy Perry's going to the moon. Like,
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
They are literally taking a rocket. They're leaving the orbit and they're coming right back down. Like it's not, you know, a multi-day. It's still crazy, but yes. But now these things are so much more commonplace just to like take a trip to outer space.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And also of course, like if a podcaster is going to space, like it will be Joe Rogan because he loves space.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It's not going to be you. Like, and there's so many podcasters who are into space and like, we're not, we kind of like clown on this. So I don't think we have to worry about what to do with our invitations. Yeah.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Well, it's unclear if it's just the crew is, it's just like the passengers are all women or like everyone operating the rocket as well are also women. Like if it's fully woman, I think it's full woman.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, like Guinness, like break a record. Yes. All women.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It's like a real movie about like two people who connect at Chili's on National Margarita Day. Unless like what I saw was a parody, but there was scenes filmed.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I think every nerd is into space. I don't.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Not to stereotype, but I think like every nerd is into the galaxy. Yeah, I do.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
She's such a nerd. She's such a nerd. Nerds love space. They just do.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Our fourth story? Yeah. Yeah. Inside the six-figure goodie bag given to the Oscar nominees. Oh, this is always good. This is always fun. So Oscar nominees this year will receive an array of luxury products and services, including a complimentary home renovation project management from Mason Construction. Wait.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That's insane. They will also get a stay at a five-star resort in the Maldives.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
They will also get a five-night luxury wellness retreat in Sri Lanka. Wow. They will also be getting a stay at the Cotton House Hotel Five Star in Barcelona. Okay, so lots of trips. Lots of trips. Then they're also getting cosmetic... surgeon specialties that they would want. Then they're also getting, like, all the luxury skincare, all of that.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
The full range of Miage skincare, estimated to cost more than $500. L'Oreal Paris is also contributing Miage, M-I-A-G. And what was the second one, Paris? L'Oreal Paris are also contributing a selection of hair care to the swag bags. Danicero will supply their D22 tonic and then a bunch of other, you know, the crap, too. But there's a lot of non-crap in here.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Claudia, watch I'll Be Home for National Margarita Day on Lifetime presented by Chili's. Celebrating National Margarita Day at the local Chili's is the highlight of the year. But when a big city developer threatens a town. Hold on. I'm agreeing to their terms. Threatens a town holiday tradition. Exes Liz Maria Menounos and Sam Taye Diggs must team up to stop him. Star studded.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
He probably wants it more. He needs the free one more. Yeah. Also, the gift bag is subject to tax laws, so some celebrities don't cash in on all the items offered to them.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Oh my God. The list, like the whole list is so, so long. Like an ancestry DNA kit. Body contouring procedures. Ooh, I'd cash in on that. Karma nuts, air roasted cashews, yummy.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Just like a lot of shit. Like it's still a gift bag with their shite, but like multiple trips.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Or there's like cards in like, come to Sri Lanka.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yes. So congrats to the nominees. It pays to be nominated. I guess it really is an honor. Now I know why people get so upset when they don't get nominated because they're not getting a home renovation.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Damn, that's crazy. Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Who knows how long the movie actually is? 15 minutes. Okay, it's a short film. Oh, okay, okay. It's a short film. But that's a lot. I like that. I don't hate it. I would like it. And maybe if it's good enough, like it would get the extended version. I'll be home for National Margarita Day.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Just something to keep in mind as we learn more.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Our fifth and final story is some big news for the kids. Big news in the kid community. Mummy Pig, Peppa Pig's mother, is pregnant. I heard she's knocked up. She's expecting baby number three with Daddy Pig. So it is... It's all good. It's all in the faith. Within wedlock. And fellow pregnant mom, Kylie Kelsey, broke the news. So this is just like.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Cute, sweet news. The star of Peppa Pig is expecting her third baby with Daddy Pig. Sharing the news exclusively on Kylie's podcast, Not Gonna Lie. That's really funny. The couple is, of course, already parents to daughter Peppa and son George. And so the show, this is from Peppa Pig, the show, the kids show. I know, I know.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, but for anyone who doesn't know, and like the show has been on for a really long time and it's Peppa and George, mommy pig, daddy pig. You never consider that like mommy pigs.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like so often, like, family shows, like, the cast is set in stone.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
They don't really age, especially, like, does Bluey get older? Cartoons, right. No, like, it's just, like, they don't exist in time. Right.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, I didn't watch the video. So that's why I didn't choose it.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
This is big news in the community. And I agree with you. Like, it will be helpful for families that are growing. But for some reason, like, I just, I didn't know that Mommy Pig was, like, still getting down.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
They are very British. And I'm sure you've also seen, I think like back in the day we reported on this, that like American kids are starting to speak, who love Peppa Pig and watch it all the time, are developing a British accent, which I think is good.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. And then the Kylie Kelsey bit is actually cute too that they partnered for the announcement. That's a good partnership. And I think they're a big Peppa household. In our house we call her Peppers. Of course you do.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
The Peppa Pig Tony is how we got into Peppa because it pops off like really early in the beginning.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
When is National Margarita? Is it not Cinco de Mayo?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
and then play it for the kids but it's also nice like say you're traveling and you want to tell them a good night story you would you could record yourself put it on a tony they put it on like it's actually a brilliant idea this is the best use i've seen agreed i'm gonna get like one of those creative tony's and just be sitting in the studio all day i like being alone too much to dance with you by the way we should record something for we should record like one kids episode and then a whole hour long episode like 25 20 25 minutes like that's for the children
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
We could edit it. Oh, true, true. And that way we could send it to people and they could put it on the Tony. And that way we'll never age out of Toast fans.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, that's how we're going to capture new audiences, coaches. Tell the marketing team. Me and you.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, also Kyle seems to be like an annoying person, right?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Right, and I think that like Paige and a lot of people just like put up with him because like they love Amanda and like that's her husband. He would do that for any friend. But like once he gives her cause to unleash, like now we are hearing what she really thinks. And it's fascinating.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Right, oh my God. When she was like, the house feels different. Literally, it was three days that you missed. You might as well be a cast member. You're here. Yeah, you've missed just as much as Emeril. No, and then you're in a confessional. You're on the show. Yeah, that was disappointing. There was so much made of her decision to leave. The fact that she has a confessional, she's on the show.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
For sure. But if she were visiting, she would come to like a party or a pool day, not be the first one in the house setting up.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Like she's there for the weekend for sure.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, because he said a couple things in last night's episode that were, like, incongruous, and, like, I love how all-in he is on Lexi, but, like, if you want to be all-in on someone, like, you wouldn't even look at another girl. Like, the way that he feels about her, like, it shouldn't be hard at all. Like, duh, we're exclusive. Like, I couldn't even look at someone else.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Like, especially, she's so, like, wonderful, and they're so cute together. So the fact that he had pause about, like, wait, you really think that we're going to dive in like this so quickly and, like, literally share a room and see each other every day, and you would talk to another. Are you crazy?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. No, she can't be stopped from drinking and driving. So maybe some time in the slammer would put things into perspective for her.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Not at all. I liked that she said that, that she's not going to be like a doormat and just like so glad that Jesse's looking my way. And also she doesn't have to be that way because like, you know.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
She's her. So if anyone can say like, I'm glad that she's saying it. And also she's right about the Instagram comments. Like they're in, once you're in a relationship, they're inappropriate.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And he left Amanda a nice comment once and people thought he was like with Amanda. So then he like kept doing it because it's like a funny.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
didn't agree that he should stop they were kind of like oh that's weird that she said that like no it's not it's no it's not at all they should have been like yeah you know it's time to change your comments if you're going to be seeing someone so I thought that that was weird that they couldn't see that but that also like speaks to this issue that we always have where like people in the house like don't know how to function around a relationship and they just want everyone to just be like acting single all the time while being in a relationship and things change when you're in a relationship so I would say like and I was saying this last week I think that's like
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
One of the downfalls of them moving so quickly is Jesse doesn't have enough time to change. Like when you, when you slowly progress into a relationship, you dial back things slowly. You realize, but like to go overnight, like I have a girlfriend and I have to change every single thing about my life. Like that's hard for a man. Like an immature guy. Yeah. Cause they're like, why should I change?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Like, but when it's a slower progression, you don't notice how much you're changing. Yeah.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Sex parties. It's like so my least favorite. Like, OK, it's like, wait, that's what you have to. OK.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, and then also it's like, yeah, it's fun to have a single guy in the house, but when we just heard you had sex with two and a half girls in one day, like nobody in the house wants to get with you.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
why I want like I want Jesse's and Wes to like come in and connect with girls but if all the girls like that's not a suitor someone like no he's like I think meant to be like a social person where it's like they're supposed to be going out throwing parties inviting people that's how we got to know like so many random castmates like friends who come over and I think that's more his thing I just feel like guys who come into the house who don't have any sort of like romantic potential with any girl just get forgotten and
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
He's going to stick it out. She has rode with him through some tough times for him as well.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
That was a preview for next week. And I agree when I saw him like leading the charge, like running, like the running. I'm like, oh, okay. I like that. And what's also so funny is like, they keep being like, if Lindsay and Carl can be at the same table in the same house, like so can Wes and Sierra.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I know that they were engaged, but like Wes and Sierra's situation was like more heartbreaking than Lindsay and Carl's.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Because I guess, like, by the time Lindsay and Carl broke up, they kind of hated each other. Wes and Ciara broke up when, like, she still loved him.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And she was there for him. So if he leaves, like seriously despicable. And it's like he didn't leave for the first three DUIs. So like you'd always have to. Now you've developed a moral compass. No.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It's really true. Like in hindsight, Austin and West are just like the same kind of guy that are like.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
having fun they're not bad guys they're not serious guys especially at the times that she's meeting them like Wes came on this reality show for a million things like to be all of it like and the fact that he's interested in watch parties like he just was not there to get married and so yeah to like keep seeking out the same thing and then being like so disappointed in the results doesn't work out yeah it's it's time to try something different I agree
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And seriously, right? Like you should drive her.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, I agree. Some people just, like, don't like change. And maybe those young people, like, make them feel old. But that's what a summer house is. And I do think right now, like, it all works together. Even though they're, like, more split, there's interconnecting storylines. It works. So it totally works. I'd love to see Paige and Lindsay. I agree about Wes that I've moved on.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And I, like, seriously couldn't stand him. But he's, like, taken his... You know, like he's he's gotten like hate and now it's time to move on. You're not just going to hate someone forever. He said something really funny last night, which is like, do you think that Danielle is going to say something to Jesse and Lexi about moving too quickly? L.O.L.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So that was just like, yeah, I'm ready to move on. Like he made a mistake. He did his time. He did his time. Like what am I going to hold on to it?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. And he should know she likes to drink and drive. Maybe I'll drop her off and pick her up.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, I agree. I loved it. It's blending really well. Like even if she doesn't want to stay in the house the whole weekend, like seeing her in the city scene.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
None of them do. You would think that the cast members have like, even like a small percent, 0.5%, 1% of Loverboy because they're hawking it every single week. They're drinking it. They're making it look good. They have all zero. They've not made a cent.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And that's really harks back. The expectation from Kyle that everyone will keep doing this. And like that for nothing in the beginning, wearing a lover boy hat the whole episode. he didn't want anyone doing anything else, but like, it's been years now. Like people are able to do other things like that, but that you would still be like that rigid while you're giving them nothing, but really people.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And they're on a show that's like about alcohol and they can't work with other alcohol. They can't drink anything else. So like Hannah and Craig who are not on the show can't do a partnership. And that is, so they talked also about Hannah on BFFs pod when she said that like she got fired from the show. Cause Kyle got her fired because she had done a,
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Who would have had a lower Q score than West after the reunion?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, it's more interesting to keep him on.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, but also, like, not only what everyone does for Loverboy, which is, like, insane, and for them, but that he does nothing for anyone else. Like... I don't follow him, but does he ever talk about Giggly Squad? Does he ever talk about her tour? Does he ever talk about her Amazon Live? Probably not.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, no, she's so activated. Like she's just saying everything. And it probably things that were like obvious truths, but she would never say because of Amanda.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Right. Well, just you, because you take a really strong stance. Not that I'm like pro.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Paige is not going to get fired. And I feel like for Paige, she's not scared of getting fired. And that's why she will say whatever she wants. Because I'm sure at some point if she leaves the show or the show leaves her, like she knows that she's going to be, she has all this stuff off of the show. I wouldn't be surprised if she left on her own accord. So to not care. Is power.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
She doesn't need to care and she doesn't need the show.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
They're not getting paid by lover boy. Unless you're an employee, Carl. They're being good friends. They're being above and beyond every single party, every single episode.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It's time. And I'm actually grateful to Spritz and Craig for bringing this conversation to the fore.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Hey, Clurd. I'm good. Happy to be back at the toast with you. We've got a lot to do today. I'm very excited for a lot of things to talk about. Watched Summer House last night. Me too. Endeavored to watch a little more Lib. Didn't happen, really. Okay, it happens. Did it happen in a meaningful way?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, I think he like storms out and says, I'm done. Classic.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
The evisceration. Of Kyle Cook. Yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, our shows. Don't forget Southern Charm's on tonight. I know you forgot.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Oh, I missed it. I was having my Southern Charm persecution complex.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And now that, like, Southern Charm is, like, so, you know, white loaded. Prevalent.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh, Paige and Craig, of course. There's just intel coming in from all the different things.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, so I will be enjoying my Southern Charm this evening.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
And you live in a city. It's not so hard. Right. But just wait till y'all list sticks. You might not be talking such a big game, everyone get an Uber.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
You literally just said I could see how it could happen.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I'm sorry for the divider that she hit. I'm sorry for the person who had to clean it up and build a new one.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. Well, we actually have a lot of news today. A lot of stories broke yesterday.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Is it? Of course. I feel like vomiting. That man is like so- So I think-
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
We say it all the time. We love that movie. And if you've been around for a while and you do your homework, it was definitely a toast movie of the week during COVID. So hopefully you've watched it and that you also have a warm spot in your heart for Gene Hackman and are affected by the news today.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
We'll get into the details in the Fast Five, but this is not the Fast Five.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah, also yesterday, Brutus got a haircut. How is Brutus doing? My baby boy never misses an appointment. He's good, but his groomer said he seems a little stressed.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Oh, you think that would move the needle?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
sales highly influential he is highly influential because he's the type like he's very brand loyal he doesn't use a lot of different products and like when he hones in on what he likes like he will use it forever that's so bruno like the sunbeam heating pad high bar yeah okay well i'll have to get him on his wagwell because like he was very stressed very tight in the neck
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, that's because you want to know why he got right into everything before he could take an aesthetic photo.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I made homemade tomato sauce last night and hamburger meatballs with Italian seasoning which is just meatballs but if you've been following along it's really funny. It's just a funny bit.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I thought I told you this when my friends Sam and Ben were here. I know. And, like, it was really good.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So much so that Rayo's doesn't taste the same. And that's why, like, every time I now make tomatoes, I was like, I'm not doing it happily. I'm cursing them for ever making me homemade tomato sauce because I can't go back.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Like when you know, it's like the only way you could have a piece of bread that has zero sugar.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
So yes, if you leave discard in the fridge for a while, it can get black on top. Some people, you could just like take that off and still move on forward with it. But I know you probably won't do that, but are you feeling better? Can I, you can, and then start feeding it. Are you going to start feeding it?
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
until and then you know I'll bring you a little more next time I see you just in case and then you could swap out I almost threw it out it looked like mold yeah that's like what it is but like it's not it's not bad yet I don't know that I would go with black but I'll bring you fresh kumsa okay are you feeling sourdough curious
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
But just know I could bring you the same thing again in a month. I think Ben should get into sourdough. Actually, not for your sake. You will be flour all over the kitchen. But like for his life. Yeah.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
I really, like, I pushed and pushed because I need it on repeat.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
No, you need a lot of things. You need to keep them clean. They're not dishwasher safe. No.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. I saw wild green had something wild green. Not that this is a spot, an ad though. They are a sponsor has frozen fresh pasta, which like, I don't want to start making my own pasta. It's just not something I can take on, but I want fresher pasta.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Yeah. The more you do it, the easier it gets. But I do understand. Like that's why like tonight just might be a factor meal.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It is. So maybe we should get into the actual sponsors for today's episode. And the fast five stories that you that do need to know.
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Samantha's was but in terms of what I thought would be the best theme song Becca's was I love Samantha's song I love Samantha's song it was my number one until like Becca's song like really was growing on me and like Becca's song was exactly what we needed like just four lines the top of the show like Samantha's song had like a chorus but it's a song I mean I was saying like can we put Samantha's song at the end of the episode but then it's just like too many songs no I got a bunch of suggestions now especially now that we're gonna have a Spotify profile like we should just record it and release it as a song like buy it from her agreed agreed
The Toast
National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025
It's always in my head. It's always in my house. It's always in my heart. And it's always in my heart. It's true. And then it's always in my feed because, like, everyone's enjoying it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Right now, my loaf is... I'm going to say it. My loaf is retarding in the fridge.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I think we both have the same memo today of just like cozy vibes.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I always have that experience every time we get new merch. And that's why I was like, I'm good. I had this feeling last time. Let me go wear my old merch that I was desperate to wear. And to be honest, it solved the problem.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
But I just want to say like, shout out to this. It's going to look so good in our new studio. I just want to say shout out to this set. I love this set.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
That's literally what it's doing. That's a technical word. I know.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Well, here's our first story. Actually, someone who recently experienced no longer being a medium. Sia files for divorce from her husband, Dan Bernard, after two years of maveridge, while also revealing that they had a child together 11 months ago. And she wasn't a medium.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
She had a baby. So when she was pregnant, she wasn't a medium. There you go.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I'm calling a pregnant woman pregnant. How does that work for you? She wants to cancel me so bad today and I won't let it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
i do i'm gonna catch you y'all just like i should i'll get you good sia has filed for divorce from her husband of two years dan bernard the petition obtained by page six also revealed the estranged couple welcomed a baby named somersault wonder the australian pop star who legally married dan in december 2022 cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split and listed the date of separation as march 18th 2025 okay so yesterday quote
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
They were last seen out. It's usually like months ago.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
They were last seen out together in February of this month. Oh, so that's like something happened. Meanwhile, Somersault was born on March 27th, 2024, meaning the child is about to be one.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. But she's also like made it so that we, she doesn't have a titillating personal life. She doesn't share a lot. Like we're conditioned to not really care or ask questions. I just, I actually also have felt like at times where she could literally be a whole nother person. She could like, you know, go to school with you and you wouldn't even know because she's Sia and then she's regular.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
My loaf is retarding in the fridge. When I'm done here. Okay, we know. When I'm done here, I will preheat my oven and I will have it ready for Shannon.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, like you might not even realize that you're next to Sia at drop off. Right. Which is really nice for her. Yes, and somersault. Yeah, now like we're conditioned to just think she's regular and uninteresting.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
It's like a crazy celebrity name, sure. And what would you expect from Sia?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
First name, Somersault, like gymnastics. It's not even spelled like summer, like the season.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Summer Moon and Somersault. Beautiful. You could have twins.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. So like basically the bread keeps proofing. And you want it to proof like 10, 12 hours, but then you want it to stop proofing immediately, immediately. So you want to slow down slash retard the proofing process.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I just spilled coffee, which is so weird. I drink coffee every day on the show.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I don't know. I just feel like I'm malfunctioning. Yeah. I know how to drink coffee. I use the same mug every day. Nothing about that was new.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Sort of like they have a sippy cup. But yeah.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
You know, I don't I don't feel that way. I just feel very inconvenienced.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I don't know. Maybe it's Bruno. Oh, Bruno's here, you guys. If you're listening as a podcast, you're missing out.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Bruno Sweets. Bruno Sweets. Bruno Sweets Wine Rib. I like that. Wine Rib.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, I didn't even realize she was like in a marriage. Me neither. I know that she like has children. I think she's also adopted. Oh yeah. Some children. Yeah. So yeah, I feel like. You know, she's not conventional in terms of, like, I don't now need to see her, like, marry someone else. Like, I feel like she's whole, you know?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I don't know what it was. So Amanda, her, she not skinny, but not fat had posted on her Instagram, the trailer of with luck, Megan, when it came out a couple of weeks ago. And she said, I'm scared for Megan, which that was like, that was her caption. Yeah. And she has since like explained what she was scared about, but that's all she said. And that could be interpreted so many ways.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
She was scared for Megan for what the response would be from this show.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Like, I thought that was very clear. I don't know. Like, maybe like, I'm like, someone's like forcing her to do this. I'm scared for her.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I just want to say, I think it's a little vague, which is why it's even more surprising that Megan responded to it. Because like, how did she know what she was responding to? In no way did I think it was shady. No, but it wasn't like heaping praise. You wouldn't be scared for someone if they were doing something amazing. You wouldn't be scared of their responses.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. So we are stopping the proofing. And when it gets cold, then it no longer shall proof and it won't get overproofed. And then it can be ready for baking.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Like, I don't understand. It was a premonition, like, based on what she was seeing. Like, it's not like everything else that Meghan has done before this. No one has been really, like, when the Oprah trailer, he wouldn't post, like, I'm scared. If you said I'm scared for Meghan, you wouldn't be at the reception and be like, oh, is it the royal family? Yeah, but the culture has shifted. Right.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Right. So, anyways, she wrote a handwritten letter to Amanda. that Amanda shared on her Instagram, saying, Dear Amanda, I heard you were feeling scared. Don't be. This is the fun part. Let's enjoy it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
She took Amanda's caption as shade. Like this is her clapping back. I do think so. This is not friendly. I'm shocked. I didn't think Amanda's thing was rude. This is not entirely friendly. And of everything that everyone says about Megan, in even plainer text, that she would respond to this vague take.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Not even a take just a comment like a nothing that she would sit down get out her pen and her monogram stationary and what send a letter by get Amanda's address. Right. And send her a letter is such a weird look for Megan.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Like, not the faking community with the slurs. Slur. You wouldn't expect it from them.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Claudia, this is the fun part. Let's enjoy it. That's a threat. Do you think so? This is a threatening letter from an enemy. Oh, my God, it might as well have been written in blood. It might as well have been. Like, this is a threat. And it's just so crazy that, like... This is what she responds to. This is the only letter we've seen of this sort of thing, of her, like, responding to...
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And like this is something that she could have, if she like commented on what Amanda wrote and like said this, like, okay, okay, we've got a match. But to write the letter.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, that is the thing about language. Like, things meet, like, not everything has changed, that has kept up with the times.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, because it was such a blip on the screen. It's not like it's her Instagram bio, like, hi, I'm Amanda, and I'm scared for Megan.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And then Amanda, as she's, like, talking about it, she said, beyond shook, beyond spiraling, did I smell the paper? Yes. Do I want my own monogram? Yes. Am I absolutely flabbergasted and obsessed? Fuck yes. At Megan, you have a fan for life.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I just feel like if she wanted to like send a letter to Amanda to sort of like kill her with kindness, right? Cause that's, that is a way of, you know, shutting someone up, like to be the bigger, like to send a letter and then they know that you've seen what you, what they said. And like all of a sudden your tail between your legs.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I feel like there's so many different things she could have said to accomplish that. And this is a very threatening letter. And the fact that Amanda's like, you know, totally disarmed. And it's like, love you forever.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And maybe you're right. I'm just, I haven't even. I don't know. I'm not saying I'm right. I haven't even read what other people have said. Me neither. Let's game it out where it's not shady. Let's talk it through.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I just feel like if you're going to support someone, like, yes, amongst other things, you could worry how it will be received for them.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Mm-hmm. Wait, which word? Cigarette. Okay, okay. What do they call it?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
But that's not the first and only thing you say. This looks amazing. Megan's stepping into her truth. I worry about this. You know, there are so many other things. So her comment was shady.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, no, I totally agree with that. I don't even think she gave it a second thought. I think if you asked her what she meant by it, she might not even be able to tell us.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Right. So the fact that Megan read it, internalized it, wrote a letter. This is weeks later, too, because she had shared the trailer.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. I was feeling scared. About what? Yeah, like, what's wrong, Megan? Don't be. This is the fun part. Let's enjoy it. Because that's saying, like, if you don't enjoy it, you won't have fun.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I feel like she had the biggest pit when she got the letter because that's the worst when you say something about someone, not even like a negative thing, just you say anything and it reaches them. Like seriously, I hate that.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, this isn't like it's about you, but it's not for you.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, it's really true. So I think when she got the letter, she probably had a pit, but I think now she's like, It's become like such a... Story.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And I think it's like, it's a good look for Amanda and it's not a great look for Megan. Net, net.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I don't think she takes time to listen to podcasts.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
If we clipped something we said about her, then maybe she would see it because I think she's on Instagram, but she's not listening to this Nalafi. Here's Megan!
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Well, you know what? I'll have to ask James.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
a waking and the thing is is we say such crazy things about people like of all the things that somebody could respond to what amanda said like what we don't even know if it was shady it's always that by the way it's always like the random thing that you said yeah because like if somebody can't respond to a fire point you can't like worry about it you know like i don't even want to know if somebody heard what i said if they want to say to me i actually don't want to know
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Oh, right, right. And you know what? I don't even care. Great, you listened to it and you didn't like it and you unfollowed us. Great.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Great. Once we start censoring ourselves, we have lost it all. I'm never going to meet these people. I don't care.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Three? Three? Yeah, I'm ready. Colleen Hoover put out a weird-ass Instagram video saying she's broke as shit after a merch sale amid the It Ends With Us drama.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Great, please do. I'll just share the need to know details. Colleen Hoover is spilling the diet Pepsi tea.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
The author revealed that all of her merch on her website has been marked down to $10 an item amid the ongoing it ends with us drama, which was going to leave her quote broke as shit.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Do you know what I mean? Yeah, she said that's like five times cheaper than what I paid for each item, which means by the end of the day today, I'm going to be broke as shit. Because I was about to be like, girl, merch is not your business.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I'm talking. I'm literally stating facts. I'm sorry.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Oh, wow. So this is really some muckraking over here.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
If they were like, pandemic breaks out at Toast Merch Warehouse. Because all the items are so sick.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I just feel like the way that she's talking, it's just like not clear that she's joshing you.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And I'll just say, like, this is why you should not seek out or follow your favorite authors on Instagram. It's never going to be what you want it to be. And it might ruin your favorite books.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Bring back pen names. Yes. What's the one? Daniel Handler.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
All of that is happening because Shannon is coming. And I'm so excited to see my girl. She's performing tonight at the Dania Beach Improv. I'm going to go catch a show like sophisticated lady that I am. And I'm very excited for our evening and our slumber party.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Lemony Snicket. Well, that was his pen name, Lemony Snicket. Got it. And I just said his real name.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. So Colleen's not going broke from the lawsuit that she's not involved in.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
It's true. It is true. Are you ready for our next story? Number four.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
She's staying upstairs. Last time she stayed upstairs, too, and that was before it was Pargy. Just, you know, a little bit of separation. Because the guest room downstairs, while Pargy, like, you're very much in my family. You're one of my children.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Our next story, some intergalactic news that we actually haven't shared an update on since the news updated that I actually, a bit that I thought you would find was funny, but the astronauts are home. The astronauts.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
There's two that were stuck because the reunion video, I think that was where like part of the rescue happened. From the other rocket.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. And it's funny when she comes down to Earth, like, she looks different because her hair, like, because of gravity. Is settled. Yeah.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, I know. I saw, like... People were saying how in the past when people come back from space, they don't know how to walk. They drop everything because they forget about gravity. And they faint a lot. So it's actually going to be kind of a long journey for them to adjust back to Earth.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
But here's the jaw-dropping amount that the NASA astronauts, Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams, are likely to be paid after an eight-day mission that turned into nine months. Right. Do you sue... Or, like, don't you get paid handsomely?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, so NASA is now expected to compensate the astronauts for their extended stay in space, though an exact figure has not been released. However, a former NASA astronaut, Katie Coleman, said that astronauts only receive their basic salary without overtime benefits for incidentals, a small amount they are legally obligated to pay you. She said, for me, it was around $4 a day.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
$600. For these people, they're estimating they would get about like $90,000 all in. It's not enough. It's not enough. Well, are they going to sue? Like, are they mad? I don't know.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
But you don't think it's also maybe, like, an astronaut's dream, like, that you get stuck in space? And I feel like they always – they did always know that they could come back because SpaceX could always get them because SpaceX, like, runs trips to the space station all the time. It was just a matter of, like, NASA – Politics.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, politics, like, because it's a NASA mission, and, you know, then they had to go and ask Elon to pick them up.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
astronauts families are mad yeah because I stole my mom for 10 months in order to be an astronaut like you go through a lot of testing like mental and physical you have to be a very even keel person like that's that's like works well under pressure not someone who's just gonna fly off the handle because things right go the way that they said that they were gonna go so what you're saying is I couldn't be an astronaut you cannot be an astronaut however you're right in that their families don't go through that yeah their families can be emotional so I hope both families sort of band together um
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. Plus like the mental rehabilitation, the physical, the time lost with family.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
But so far the reunion and the rescue has been really positive. When they landed in the water, there was dolphins around the capsule. I don't give a fuck. Like we, it's all been joyous for sure. You want revenge now.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I know, but they have the temperament of an astronaut. They are the elk of astronauts.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, but I could also see this becoming a movie where like, you know, it's Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt and then they're stuck for 10 months and now they're fucking. And then they have to go home to their families, but they've fallen in love in space. And so maybe they like go back to like this, just like Kennedy Space Center. And they like go in the simulation where there's no gravity.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Inspired by real events. And we don't know that they didn't fall in love. We don't know what happened on that capsule.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Did you have Cipriani meal? Yeah. Okay, good. What'd you have?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
If I have a hallmark, if I'm the wife back home, I'm pissed.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I think they do. I mean, they have all the technology and the stratosphere.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
They're connected. They're connected. They could talk back home. Like, they have Wi-Fi. Yeah.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
They definitely have Kindle. Well, no. Maybe not because, like, Jeff Bezos. Because of Blue Sky. Yeah.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. No, they were just in that even in that video where they're like reuniting and everyone's like bouncing off the walls. It's so crazy. It is really crazy.
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But obviously it would be up like a. Right.
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Ooh, could it be defying gravity, do you think?
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I feel like there are products that are like anti-gravity mist.
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Okay, let's put it to the test. SpaceX, here we come. So funny. Well, I'm happy for them. I'm happy these people are home. Get your money.
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Don't settle for anything less than a million.
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Then we're at a million. Are you ready for our next story that will lead into our TV recap of Summer House?
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Because our fifth and final story, like Craig and Paige are making news offline, off shows about their breakup. So first, the trailer for next week's Southern Charm, a little teaser drop. Next week, or sorry, tonight's episode of Southern Charm is the finale. So it's when we'll cut to winter.
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Craig goes to his buddies. She broke up with me. I bought a ring. And he says that Paige broke up with him over the phone after a great Thanksgiving together. So he tells Austin and Craig the story that pretty much we heard on Watch What Happens Live from him that they had a great Thanksgiving at her parents' house.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Then like maybe one or two weeks later, she called him like, I think we need to break up. He waited a few days to like see her in person in New York. And then they like confirmed the breakup. And in those few days was like Southern Charm premiered. And then by Christmas, New Year's is when they told us. So he's sharing that on Southern Charm tonight. Like, I'm sad. Have to watch.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
But then Paige shared a lot of details about their relationship on the Summer House After Show with Amanda and Ciara. She said that she tolerated too much in her relationship with Craig.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah and maybe when they started dating they were like closer to the same page and then over the last three years they just moved further apart to where now they're just like even if someone's saying something with like a good fine intention it's just totally like misconstrued based on how different they are at this point.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I am durn good. I'm durn spread thin is how I'm durn. I feel like I just can't catch up with myself. Do you know what I mean? You ever feel just so behind on things? I feel behind on things.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. And a few weeks ago on Watch What Happens Live, Sierra had said that she wasn't shocked when they broke up. She's right. Yeah. So maybe over the summer she didn't see like what she's seeing now. But by the winter, like she knew that Paige was like having doubts and over it.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, now things, for, like, a few weeks, they both really, like, wanted to take the high road. Like, relationships can end, but we have, like, love and respect for each other. And then after, like, the cheating allegations that, like, Craig refused to respond to. Get involved in. Now, like, things have turned nasty, and now they're hearing what the other person has said about them on their show.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
So then you just, like, then you want to get your side out. So now she's sharing a lot in the after show of Summer House. She said that she was really blinded in her relationship. She said, I think I loved him so much that I tolerated too much. And now that I'm out of it and I look back at things, I'm like, oh, wait.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
So she said any time she had a personal or professional milestone, Craig would find a way to make it about him. She said it was just embarrassing. So that's something that I look back on now and I'm like, oh, wow, I was really very blinded. I had to do a lot of damage control.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
She acknowledged that her tour for Giggly Squad also affected her relationship with Craig, who already thought that she worked too much. She said when I started having a panic attacks this fall while I was doing Giggly Squad shows, He just thought it was because I was working too much. So it played into his whole, well, you work too much and you shouldn't be doing all of this thing.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
She also said that Craig had once encouraged her to watch a documentary about Swedish pop group ABBA's journey with touring and how it, quote, ruined their marriages and their lives. She said, I was like, I just got a beta blocker prescription, but thank you so much for the nightly TV watch.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
yeah that's really what's happening because I can like he sees her diving into work as like a personal attack and she sees him like questioning her schedule as an attack on her accomplishments like no and her diving into work like for him it's like well he's right to feel like but what like are we gonna get married are we gonna have kids like those things can happen like that's fair but then for her it's so fair to be like of course I'm gonna this is a huge moment but also this is a huge moment for me yeah no like this is what I've been working for like this is my dream how can you what do you mean
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Your mic flag's upside down? Claudia, when will you understand?
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
But it's all good. Continue. I don't know what I'm saying.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
But then it's also weird that she's not like been there for Paige. One time to support her show, even though I know she supports her. But like, that's really weird.
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You've been you your whole life and you never made those farts. What's the difference now? Baby.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, and when you can see how the things that we see on TV might not be representative of the issues in your relationship for better or for worse. Like, of course we see that conversation between Paige and Craig and we're like, oh.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
doomsday is coming but like if they hadn't broken up six months later and they know that they've had conversations like that over the last five years on summer house this time it's like oh well of course they broke up but in the past it's like they're working through their issues yeah so i think amanda can understand how a conversation like that is on tv but we're working through our issues right right um in terms of the actual episode i thought it was a great episode i was cracking up i have you ever heard of putting like a birthday cake in the oven no to store
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But still, it doesn't need coldness because it has dairy. I don't know. Like you wouldn't put milk in the oven. Like you wouldn't put milk on the counter even. And if you're going to put it in the oven, why not just leave it on the counter?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
The oven is warmer and you don't want your warm dairy.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I don't think so. To me, it makes no sense, but let us know. I mean, it would be great to, cause like that's like a little second fridge, but that doesn't make sense. Cause it's dairy.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. And Jesse and Lexi are not together right now, right? I don't know. I know nothing. Yeah, that seems to be like a big mystery.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, because next week it looks like they have a conversation about like why didn't we ever give it a shot?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I don't know, but I'm gonna give Jesse the benefit of the doubt that like, cause like this week he really had his head aside from the leg and the humping. Like when he was in the gym, he was saying all the right things. I don't wanna have my head turned. Like I'm Alexi, I miss her. I'm having fun with my boys, but I miss her. So maybe he can hold onto that for a few more hours at the party.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Especially from somebody who's married? There's literally never been worse advice. I was like, I wanted to shake Jessie. Don't do that. That's not a way to get one more bang in. That's a way to make sure you and Lexi never become exclusive.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I understand. You know what I was thinking about the other day? Because I was thinking about your pregnancy and just how pregnancy is so, so hard. Seriously. I think about that all the time. Could you imagine being a surrogate? Just doing the pregnancy and not even getting the bundle of joy? How much would someone have to pay you? Seriously.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Dig at Softbar. I think he's still mad at Austin Kroll for not getting Trap Hop off the ground after like seasons of promotion. And like then at the reunion, Andy's like, so where can you buy it? He's like, not yet.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, that's really funny. And then, of course, Spring Summer Joggers, She Buy Charade.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Which makes it weirder. Just be normal, you know, like just go to a party and like it doesn't have to be so much pressure.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
But I think he also, I think maybe like he's inherently like that, but then he also like heaps it on. Cause I think he like wants us to forget. that he ended the engagement, that Lindsay was going to marry him. He is the reason why they're not married and why she's not carrying his child. So I guess it's a good way to make us forget that because otherwise he's the villain.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And I don't feel him as a villain because of the way that he carries himself.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, and he thinks it like helps him that like Lindsay moved on so quickly and that she's pregnant because he's still here. Like I'm celibate. Right. And literally acting like he got broken up with. I don't think anybody is falling for it. However, it has helped in like neutralizing any strong opinions that I had. Like, listen, bro, just go talk to your lemur girl. Okay.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And then she's like, am I staying here? Maybe. Like, it was just no. That's no.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Because like pirates have birds with them, like a parrot.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Maybe she was like a dove. No, I think she said I'm a seagull. Well, I think they could also have seagulls. Maybe it's not only parrots.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
That's like one person shtick maybe from like Pirates of the Caribbean. Right, right. Let me see. Pirate birds.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I know, but it's also, like, the issue, I think, regardless of, like, our personal, like, state. It's so hard. We have to take ourselves out of it. But I actually, when I'm watching this, they blur out, but it's like, I actually don't feel, like, attached to it in the moment. So the issue is that, like, Kyle has completely co-opted the show with Loverboy.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And why can't, seriously, why can't anyone on the cast, let alone Loverboy,
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
a castmate's boyfriend do anything with any other alcohol or canned cocktail company like why that's not right so even though it's very inconvenient for page that craig went and did this yes and it's gonna cause a bragus with kyle and amanda and that's very inconvenient and i don't want we don't want to fight with our friends they're wrong for um
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
asserting that it has to be this way and only this way and nobody else whether they're cast members or not can do something with another brand like what you're not paying people no at its core and that's what's so interesting you know jesse solomon did like a big truly ad the other day I feel like at some point Kyle has to like just start to act normal about it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
So why would he behave the same way with Spritz? Say that again? Why would he behave the same way about Spritz? Like, why would he pretend to be cool with it?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And a pattern, and now he's trying to pretend like it's not a pattern.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. That's really interesting. But yeah, I just think it's crazy that there's this expectation of exclusivity for literally everyone in their orbit and only they're allowed to make money on canned cocktails and no one else can work in this huge space. And Craig was funny in the car about Kendall and Kylie, like such a random example, but so true.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. And I think it was fair that like Craig didn't want to have the fight the first night.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. And that's not like an in the weeds conversation. It's just like, man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Like, yeah, he has ish.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Oh my gosh, I have to watch. I'm so excited.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I didn't. And something crazy happened that I just wanted to mention. Oh, Vanita and JT, the girls are fighting. Oh my gosh.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Oh, like the Venmo and the $5,000? Yes, $5,000. Okay, because like Vanita has actually been vindicated because I told this to Ben, but I need to tell it to you because remember when JT said like, I don't want to date you, I have a girlfriend.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Then they went to the Bahamas and he's like crying because he's fighting with everyone. And she goes up to his room and she's like putting the moves on him. And he's like says in his confessional how she's like throwing herself at him. And it's really hard to say no, but he has a girlfriend. And she's like, I want JT. I love JT. Me and JT. It's really crazy. And then she posted her Instagram story.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
The conversation where he told her that he has a girlfriend happened after the Bahamas. And they aired it before the Bahamas and made her look really stupid.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, really evil. So I was glad that she cleared her name, and I was like, okay, we can't, like, trust everything, but we know that it's TB. But, like, okay, Vanita, like, hasn't lost her damn mind.
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LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, but she really cleared her name, and, like, people, we had moved on from it. And so JT, like, there was this, like, the thing with the barber. Oh, my God, it was, like, so crazy. Remember when I told you that someone goes to the same barber as JT, and then the barber... told, I told you in the preview for next week, someone goes to the same barber as JT, a random guy named Ryan.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I don't even know who he is, why he's on the show. But he said that JT said to the barber something and then he told it to Levin. We're like waiting to see what it was. And it was really crazy. He said that the barber said that JT said, was talking about the show and the season and that like some black girl keeps coming on to me. Ooh. Yeah. And JT is flipping when Leva tells him this.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
And like Leva and Vanita hear this and they're like, that's not JT. Like we know him. He doesn't talk like that. He's a good person. Is the person that we know like not him at all? Did the barber make it up? So JT calls the barber on the spot. He was like, did I say this? And the barber was like, no, but I was saying to right. He was like, that might've been the way that I said it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
retold it told it but that's not how you said it but it was like it was literally five minutes where it just goes from like all the way up to like oh it's nothing all the way down jt did not say he's like not he like that totally vindicated but i i feel like he's gonna quit the show and everyone says that he's gonna quit the show and that might have been something and anyways then something happened where venita said like oh really you weren't spending five thousand dollars on me take me out when i'm not your girlfriend she said something like that on her instagram and then he was like
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
no you paid for my suit because I was using a cane I left my credit card in the car and I paid you back I know and like here's the exact amount dollars and cents like she made it seem like he was like whining and dining her and like paying her oh that's bad yeah bad look but I'm gonna hold space for the next truth because that's what keeps happening where it's like wait that looks crazy even with the JT thing I'm like what how can he come out how can this not be true what Ryan's liar why would Ryan lie and they say Ryan's husband is black why would he just make this up right it was just like a bad game of telephone
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Poor Vanita. And she's like in her bed, she's like waiting to hear the truth. Like, is my friend a horrible, like I felt so bad for her. He felt so bad for her. It was just like a really bad moment and for nothing because it didn't happen.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
So I'll let you know what happens at the finale party. Molly is going to kiss Shep, though it doesn't look so romantic. Craig will give us the update on the breakup. Even though I don't think anything we're going to see tonight is something we don't know already. I feel like they've really teased everything.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Well, you know, I'm high risk, so I don't know that I could just be doing bonuses. Oh, she's hiding behind the high risk.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, I've got, you know, I've got stuff, so.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Okay. I support that. I support that. Well, thanks. Good to know that you would do it for me.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I don't really feel like we don't, we deserve it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, she better take me to Tortuga. Correct. Then we can talk. Did you watch Summer House? I did watch Summer House. I'm excited to talk about it. Actually, our fifth and final story will lead into Summer House because there's a lot to talk about.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Well, I just feel like ever since this weekend, like I'm just constantly trying to like catch up with work and like just cleaning, putting my clothes away, just like a million things. And then something else comes up and I keep like having false starts on all these sourdough loaves. Like I just, I don't even have the time to do my sourdough. That's how you know.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Okay. Um, what was it? What was Andy's mood last night? Like run for cover?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
No, and they're not like the most like tea spilling. No, especially of that cast.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Claudia, do you think our words reached him?
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah, but the thing is, I sent you the clip. The clip was, they just were, it was a funny moment between Leslie Bibb and Garcelle arguing about Sutton injury. And that's what the person who posted it wanted to highlight. And I was like, Claudia, watch this clip because you will see Andy being a curmudgeon.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. And that's just one clip that wasn't even meaning to highlight that.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I was like ready to not make it a story because I'm very sensitive now that I don't want to overdo it. However, like it's Thursday, which has historically been the worst day for stories. Not today though. I actually like our stories. And it's really so crazy. And we need to talk about it.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Yeah. So I guess like instead of talking about what we're going to talk about, we could talk about the things that we say that we're going to talk about in the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
That I don't have two hours in my house where I'm not sleeping, where I can preheat the oven and bake the bread. I have not made a loaf. I'm attempting to make one today, but that's the real marker. Are you trying to make a loaf because you have company? Yes, because I have company. Shannon's coming. I have to have a fresh loaf for her. That's disgusting if I don't.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Do I have an orange tree in my yard from fast-growing trees? And it is fast-growing. That's very beautiful. It's actually attracted this really beautiful red bird that comes to my tree every morning that I see out my window when I'm doing my makeup. And it's a really beautiful experience that I've not shared yet. It's like a Disney film. No, it really is. I take videos on my phone.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
I feel like Molly Mae with her bird-watching camera. I take close-up videos on my phone. It's the prettiest bird I ever saw.
The Toast
LET'S ENJOY IT!!!!: Thursday, March 20th, 2025
Oh, yeah. What zone you're in and what grows in your area. Like, I don't think I'm growing apples here in the Sunshine State, unfortunately.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
People who thought that of you obviously don't know you. First of all, you're pregnant. First of all.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
That's what I say. Everyone is so interested.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And then it was also like a content creator.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
But also, in this day and age, a successful podcaster does do all of those other things. Are you a podcaster? If you don't have a book.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So I think they know that you have like multiple businesses when you say podcasting. And I also have to say, I think I told you this, but the show Nobody Wants This has done wonders for this conversation because whenever I say to people, especially older people, like, oh, I have a podcast. And especially when I say with my sister, they're like, like the show, nobody wants this.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And I think that they portray it pretty well, except then they think it's like sex. And then I say, it's not like that. It's just comedy. I won't even let my sister listen to my episode of Jay Shetty. You think we're talking about? No, so it's really done wonders for that. And I just have to thank the Sisters Foster. I have to thank the Sisters Foster for a lot of things.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And second of all, you're an open book, especially when it comes to shit like that. Like if you had something done, what did they think? Like bleph or something? Oh my gosh, you'd be shouting it from the rooftops. How interesting. I would love to have a bleph right now. Do you think you'll have a bleph in your life?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, I do have to thank the Sisters Foster for a lot of things.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So the mother and the two kids. The bodies are now in Israel for identification, so it'll be triple confirmed soon, but that is who they've said is coming, so now... And of course, there was a whole parade in Gaza of the... of the coffins, music playing, everyone came out to cheer, they brought their children. Just like a despicable society.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
They gave the coffins back, they were locked, they gave keys, the keys didn't open them. The level of psychological terror and warfare. These are not human beings with souls. These are awful, horrible people. The Jewish people are obviously in mourning today, I think, for humanity as well.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And just talking about the Fosters, they've been very vocal in just saying the obvious things, which has been really hard for people with no brain cells, I guess.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
because they don't give a fuck like scrupled women that's what we were saying yesterday and i feel a lot of different ways about social media activism like you don't just need to post something to like say that you know hey like mark me safe like don't come after me but like the fact that some people wouldn't want people to know like hey i care about this like this bothers me and then there's also other people where they see this and it's like you don't feel compelled to say something just because what you've seen is so wrong and it's also the same people who are constantly posting about
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
perceived human rights issues and feminism and all the things that they're worried about. And like, this is seriously the worst thing I could possibly think of. I couldn't even think of it. A mother and her two children stolen from their home, not even by the terrorists, the military wing.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
By civilians who after the terrorists had come in, they came to loot and ravage the village and they found them. And rape. And they found them and they took them alive to Gaza and they're coming back in coffins. Yeah. And their dad was also taken separately. He came back alive two weeks ago. These are not people that you can live beside.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So once this chapter of releases and exchanges closes, it can't go on this way. No.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I don't know either. After being starved, tortured.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Your wife, your children, her parents were killed. They were living in the same kibbutz. Their dog.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
The lack of outrage, the silence. They should have been returned immediately. Day one. And there wasn't that.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Of course, but just the world failed them. They failed Israel, Jewish people around the world. It's... Horrible. It is. And then these displays, you know, all the innocent civilians coming out well fed. They get between 2,000 and 3,000 calories of aid.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Every single day with their posters that they print and their ceremonies. They're all overweight, even though they've been stuck for two days. No, please. I'm not like pussyfooting around here anymore. Once this release, it's over. It can't be this way. You can't live with people like this. This experiment of land for peace was a failure.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And if they want to live underground, then they don't need a beautiful strip on the sea.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Now, hey- We were doing a good job of keeping the show light, because I felt like even before, obviously that's what's on everyone's mind today, that's what our mind was on, and then we did our toasty thing and I was feeling a little better, but we had to- Now I feel worse. Of course, mention it, now I feel worse. We are gonna find a way to pivot, as we always do. But let's do that.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't throw up in my sleep last night.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's okay, I use it as like a content room.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I do because it's so party and like it's right next to the studio so it's like my little office.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. Liposuction is like a little nothing burger though. That's like Botox.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You an office? I have an office.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, that's true. Oh, I guess you do work out of the home. Oh, yeah.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, I commute. I'm a commuter. Commuting? Like, I was listening to such bops this morning. Timber, Teenage Dream. It's going down? Bang, bang. I was having so much fun. It's really important how you start. I know a lot of people come in and it's probably dreadful. But like, I feel like- It sets the tone.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I feel like there are ways, of course, when you're done listening to the toast, where you can make it fun.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It is. It's just a little suction.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, I'm so sorry. But at least you had your coffee. I mean, you can't have a cigarette, so that's sad. One thing about pregnancy. I saw someone in front of me at a red light, like, ashing their cigarette. Bogan. Like, gotta spare. Something about being pregnant. Like, are pulled up by itself right next to it.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And what ethnicity exactly?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Whereas in the beginning I was like, I don't even miss it. That's so funny. I was actually thinking like when I'm driving, I get like really stressed out. I'm like, I kind of need a drink.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Anybody else need anything? Putting down the window, blasting the music. You're just like, ugh.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So the more I drive, like especially today, like my commute was the same. I was on the same street. So it will start to lose its luster. But I do think if you get your license at 16 and then like when does it lose its luster? I feel like pretty quickly. I don't know. I'm going on two years now. But everything I do is like new sometimes.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I also think like this summer, I didn't really drive last summer in the Hamptons at all. This summer, like I plan to. I won't ever stop talking about it.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I feel like a lot of people who know me, not closely, but like acquaintances probably, I'm actually kind of quiet. I don't talk a lot. Sometimes I'm tired, but also I'm just not a big talker.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I'm kind of shy. I think you guys know that now about me. I'm like, I'm shy. I'm very introverted. That's why I've taken to the internet. And so I think some people are like, wait, this girl talks for a living and she's not talking to me. Maybe she doesn't like me. Just get me in the car. She doesn't. Just ask me to drive you somewhere.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Well, okay, sue me. She's just chatting. Sue me for being excited. I feel like we should bring back exciting commutes. I know there's also been a lot of discourse recently about like back to office work. And you know what, typically I stopped waiting into it after you guys lost your goddamn minds. But like very much like, the world is on my side now. Like you've seen.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I stopped like once, you know, I made my position clear. People didn't like it. I had nothing left to say. Except. So that was it. But now it's back in the conversation. Like people are going back to work. And I would just encourage you to like, make it fun, make the commute fun, listen to something great, find a great playlist, grab a coffee, cigarette, whatever you need.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
have a cigarette like on your way to work yeah and because the thing is you have to go back to work you have to go back to the office right what do you want to do about it you want to mope about it or you want to make it exciting like you're a teenager again and you just got your first car i'm ready for big tobacco to start sponsoring the toast like that's kind of money i need to live i agree and i feel like they've been barred by the fcc from advertising everywhere they can't even like advertise on their own packages it's like surgeon general warnings instead
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You will die if you smoke this and people are still buying it. They love America. They like can't even have their branding on their cigarettes. Like it comes in just a carton. I don't think there's laws in podcasting yet. This is still the wild west.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Like Philip Morris. We can be bought and it's for less money than you think. It depends on for Philip Morris. It's less money than you think. Like for a smaller brand. I think it's like more money than you think.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, we did. But the good news is that there's not Wi-Fi here today. I barely have stories up. It's just one of those days. Without further ado-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, those were the days.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, I actually don't remember, but I do remember that I deleted mine. In solidarity? Yeah, when Miley got a Twitter, I got a Twitter because I was like, that's how I can keep up with Miley as opposed to just like going to justjared.com slash backslash Miley Cyrus. Like I can follow her on Twitter. So I joined Twitter to follow along with Miley. And then the rumors were true.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You did a good job, but eventually it will be not feasible. So we'll have to come up with- Eventually, it might have to be your job because I actually can't breathe. Or we'll do like one ad after every story. People will love that. You will love it. You will love it. Our first story in, like, no particular order. The stories are, like, good but really random today. So just, like, don't judge.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, I was going to. No, no, no. I'm telling you. Okay. Cynthia Erivo will host the 2025 Tony Awards ceremony. So Cynthia Erivo will host the Tony Awards this June. This marks the first time her hosting. She obviously has a background in Broadway. And now she will play host at the Tony Awards ceremony. That feels right. I feel like she shouldn't have to work this hard. I agree. She's so talented.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She deleted her Twitter. So I'm like, what am I doing here? And I deleted mine. And then later in life, I made another Twitter.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Hosting is for people who don't have conventional talents, like me. And so you make the most of your personality. But when you are this level of singer.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. I mean, this is like really great and exciting for the fans. I just like, it's a really, it's hard work.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I do think like the Tonys are less cutthroat than the Golden Globes and the Oscars, mostly because like people don't really watch them. Yeah. And no, like just straight facts, because we didn't all see every Broadway show. It's like, you have to go to Broadway and then you probably see one show even if you take it. Even if you take a trip to Broadway, like you probably see one show or maybe two.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And the fact that they're both nominated for Tony's like, it's very niche. So that's why people aren't as hard about it. I think it's just a small community and they support their own. So I think like everyone be nice to Cynthia, but it's like, you gotta work really hard. So I just don't know why she would want to do that when she's just so talented.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
But my first, I don't even remember the date. It was just like a Miley fan account.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, unless like she wants to do more hosting, in which case I would say again, like why?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, or it's like if the career is stalled or whatever, but like all she has to do is sing and the jobs will come.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, and hopefully she'll sing during the show, you know, maybe do like an opening musical number, a very cute Jackman.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
But again, that's a lot of work. Like, why? Yeah.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Hear the sounds of marching feet. On the avenue, I'm taking you to 40 Second Street.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Porchy? I know, that's what, we already had this conversation like a few months ago. Remember, we were like, we were having a parge off. Oh, okay. I mean, you actually talked about it on the show. You said something so funny when you were like, that loaf is so Queen Elizabeth's little boyfriend. Can I tell you?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No, or you get to experience it twice.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Like the first time you laughed so hard. Parchee. And the second time. That's hilarious. Literally, we were going back and forth. I think I made a Parchee loaf. And so we were saying, this loaf is...
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
In the sense that I made a loaf of bread because we weren't both standing around the toilet bowl talking about it.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
There was a lot to keep up with Miley. Like she was taking matters into her own hands.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Maybe next time. And I said, this loaf is like Queen Elizabeth's little boyfriend. Parchee. That's funny. That is a funny joke. And you laughed so much in the moment and then you came on the show and you told everyone the funny thing that I said. So they will remember. The North remembers.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Okay. Crunch, crunch, crunch. Do you take one or two? One. I feel like you take two. In a sitting? Like you take two Advil? I take two in a sitting. The back says like one or two, but like why not two?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Like sharing things going on in her life that we would never see on just Jared. So I had to join Twitter.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I tried to keep it to like- And you could only have like five a day.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Read the back. It says how many you should take in 24 hours.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
But you could have like calcium overdose, right? You could overdose on calcium. Very sad.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
That's not what it is. That's not what that means. That's not in there.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Okay, I'm keeping it under four. And also the fact that it's an odd number means at one point like you did take just one. When you take two at a time. Yeah, then I can only go to six and then like I get a bonus one. Yeah, I guess like right before bed, like a little top off. No, that's when you need the two. Maybe in the morning a little.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Cause he was there for us before all these other social media platforms were like posting carousels of like the same variant of the same picture, but like she moved her leg a little bit.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yummo. Yeah, and now I know why I'm like choking on my own vomit in my sleep because I'm eating caramel milk chocolate before bed. You have to stop eating like after, you have to have dinner and be done. And it's really hard. That's seriously the hardest part.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, okay, then. Just wait. Going to bed without supper? Not to be a just wait, but just wait. Going to bed without supper is not an option for me. No, supper and then call it a night. Sorry, going to bed without two suppers is not an option for me. Our next story, Olivia Munn is recalling a traumatic experience on a movie set and a disrespectful seven-figure settlement that she turned down.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So Olivia Munn went on Monica Lewinsky's podcast called Reclaiming. Okay, I've heard none of this. And she shared that while filming a movie, which she did not specify, however, like people are speculating. She also hasn't done like a million movies. And she talks about the time that it was in. So it's like we can figure it out. There's no Wi-Fi. Oh, right.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She said that she had a traumatic experience that led her reporting issues to the movie studio. So she said, I had to file complaints with the studio and there's a lot of other things that go along with it. But I got to this place where I was offered a lot of money. Seven figures to accept, I guess, their apology and then taking acknowledgement of it.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So seven figures is minimum $10 million, but it could be 99, right? Minimum one million. Oh my God. Wait. Seven figures is a million dollars. So between one and nine million.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And it also really changes things, because no, she wasn't offered up to $100 million.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No more erasure. Yeah. Yeah. Even though that was, which is really crazy.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It doesn't matter what happens next, because you can retire. Between $1 and $9 is different for somebody at her tax bracket. And I also feel like it's leaning closer to $1, because I feel like when it's like $5 million, people will say mid-seven figures, right? Yeah. Or they'll say, hi, seven figures.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
People do it all the time. And I'm reading their business insider thing. I'm like, how much money? And it's confounding. And it's intentionally confusing. And she didn't want to say. So when I read this, I'm seeing a million. Cool mail. Just a million. Two or three. She said, seven figures to accept, I guess, their apology, them taking acknowledgement, and signing an NDA.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She says she never considered discussing publicly what took place on the set. She just wanted to move on past it all. Still, she did not want to sign the NDA. She noted that these events took place during the resurgence of the Me Too movement, which gave momentum in 2017. So in 2018, she was filming a movie called The Predator. So that's what we can glean this what happened. Okay. Yeah.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Something happened. She reported it. They wanted her to sign an NDA and take this money to, like, not say anything about it publicly, which she didn't sign it. She didn't say anything, like, until now. But she actually made a really good point, in addition to, you know, all the fire points that she made. Mm-hmm.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Um, which she said that comes into the feistiness and about thinking things through and being so upset and frustrated that this would be the offer to me. I did not think about negotiating. I did not think about anything besides how disrespectful that was.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She said that like if she had signed it, she was afraid that they like, then the studio would leak that she signed an NDA and people would like say, Oh, you only did it for the money. She was afraid that her voice and speaking up would just reverse any kind of validity to her voice.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Cause like the fact that these are things you have to think about, like if you go through something traumatic, take the money. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, well, like, I don't know, a million dollars to Olivia Munn. Like, is that worth?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Is that worth also kind of the potential of losing your credibility?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
He shall not be named, which is just so crazy.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And now he goes online and talks about bullying and it's like, bruv.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's very beyond a chicken fry. Right. But she was offered like so much more. That's even crazier. Yeah.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No. No, but there's a positive way to use that word. Like it means happy also. Oh, of course, of course. And like gay is fabulous. But it wasn't, Zach Bryan was not saying gay is fabulous. That's really crazy.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
so go go olivia munn go go you have to see women in podcasting making news are you ready for our next story which is um some interesting news that people are talking about that we haven't spoken about but um there is a woman on the internet named bonnie blue i think like separately we've each heard of her and
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No, I can't even go there.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Like I know because she's doing people's podcasts and I get clips. And then recently she did Sophia with an F, which I follow. So I got like a lot of her stuff, but I already knew who she was. And she is famous for sleeping with a thousand men.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She did 1,057 men in under 24 hours. Overachiever. A couple things. First, there's another girl who does this too. They're both blonde British girls.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I saw the other girl because I saw her describing her labiaplasty.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So I'm glad that you cleared up those rumors about Claude's self.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Honestly, sleeping with a thousand randos, if it's about money, is that the best way to get paid? You could become a high-end prostitute. You could make more money and sleep with less people and protect that bit of yourself a bit more. Yes, of course, we're not supposed to shame, but this is really shameful. I agree. I'm having a hard time being a supportive woman right now.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I don't think you're expected to be a supportive woman. This is beyond the pale. And I think if as a society we can't say, this is not the greatest thing for women, then we've completely lost the plot. So I do think it's important that we can say that.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So the story is that she is apparently pregnant. Now, Maury Povich has waited in and said, good luck to Bonnie. Like, I don't want to be a part of this because the question is, like, who's the father when there's a thousand men in 24 hours? And that's not to mention all the other hours of the other days. And her personal life. This is her professional life.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I can't imagine she would do this challenge when she's ovulating.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I know you might be on birth control, but like when you have like a thousand semen counts. It's only 99% effective. So if there's a thousand semens, you have like a... And if on your day of ovulation, like you will most likely get pregnant. I have to imagine she didn't do this on ovulation day. This seems like a follicular phase sort of thing.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, I believe so. Definitely with – actually, I can't say definitely, and I didn't watch, and I'm sure if you watch, you would know, but probably with a condom.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, especially cause when you see clips of her, it doesn't seem like she's lost her mind. No, no, she's extremely sound in mind. She's very proud of herself. She is. Like, she explains, like, her rationale for doing some of the things that she does. Like, how she has sex with, like, a father and son and says it's, like, so good for their relationship.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
How she has sex with, like, college or school. Jailbait. Yeah, they're not minors, but they're very, very young, like, schoolboys. That sounds like elementary school, but in Britain it's, like, college. Uni. Uni.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
uni and she says how it's like better that they have this experience with her than someone else because she's a safe space like she's she everyone's fucking her without a condom but they're getting tested and i maybe mental health counseling she provides okay so i had seen a clip on twitter oh she's also good for married men who want to have an affair because they're not felt like she's not connecting with them in an emotional way so like here come like
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. Well, the rumors are also true that my car can park itself.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
drop your sperm and leave.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
The other labiaplasty girl.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I understand the labiaplasty girl. And now I remember how I discovered her because I saw a clip. She was on a podcast and I don't remember who the inner, who she was talking to, but I feel like it was someone like conservative. It's Candace Owens. I know what you're talking about.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
When I turned down the street, I turned right behind you. I like saw your car, my husband's car. And I was like, oh my God, coachers. So she pulled in the exact spot that she was in yesterday. And there was another spot in front of her, just like yesterday, but Claudia was doing her thing. And I saw my spot from yesterday was open. Like we literally got to start all over again.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Okay. What I saw was, I think it was a man. I think it was, I don't remember who it was. I think she also did an interview that went viral on Pierce Morgan. Maybe it was Pierce Morgan, but I feel like I would have remembered that. It was someone talking to labiaplasty Lily. And at the end of it. So losing in the, in the fame game of being a professional whore. Right.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Which is good for her actually. At the, I think she, you know, stated her claims throughout the interview. And at the end of the interview, the guy was like, I just want you to know that you have choices. And it's Pierce Morgan. It's okay. And he gave her like a really uplifting speech. I don't know if it affected her whatsoever, but it was nice to hear. He was just like, you are loved.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You have choices. You don't have to do this if you are not happy. It was like really nice of him.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I agree. It's also really not my problem. I don't know her. She's so...
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She's just someone else's problem.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's not America's problem. I'm sure we have our own problems. Who's our Bonnie?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Someone's going to step up to the plate.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, so that's how I feel. So that's why I wouldn't invite her on the toes. But it's actually cool that she went on Sophia with an F, like cool for Sophia.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I actually think she wouldn't care. I think she'd say, thanks, you see me.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. I will be shocked if like anything about what we just said is controversial.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Like it feels very obvious. No, it's like all about the sexual revolution. And to be honest. I just don't think this is what they meant.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's honestly like Groundhog's day because the car that wound up parking in front of you was another Tesla Model Y like yesterday. No, I literally think we're living in a simulation. I've never thought that before until today, when all the same parking spots are open, we get a second chance. Claudia parks in her spot, I drive a little forward.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. What's the opposite of revolution? Retreat. I don't know. It's just like stop. Stop.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
If we had Wi-Fi, we could go to thesaurus.com. Let's see. Like regression?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Dot com. Yeah. No Wi-Fi. Moving on to our next story. What number? It's not, you're not ready. Oh. Oh, I'm not ready. Okay. No.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's number four, but things are about to like get weird from here. So just, yeah, this is when the Wi-Fi crept up.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
lengthen it's not just volumize it's all i need you to separate i need you to lengthen i need you to volumize i need you to like lift and so to find a product that does all of those things is not easy i know you can't see claudia's eyes but i'm actually wearing this mascara today if you want to see it and for me you know what else i need in addition to all of those things i need to color my brows i need something with a wide wingspan that's going to get in every individual lash and make it brown because they're naturally blonde
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
People told me that my car can park itself, I just have to tap the P. So I line up my car, I'm like, don't need to stop at the P. I see. I never would have thought it would have been that simple. I see that it's always had like, whenever there's a parking space or if I'm in a parking lot, all the spots are lettered P. So I'm like, let me just tap it.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Our next story, Delta is offering passengers who were on the plane that crashed in Toronto and flipped over. They're offering passengers $30,000 in exchange for their experience. I have two things to say. They're also saying that the offer is coming with no strings attached, which is like really big of them.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
My foot was not on the gas. Swerve and Mervin, this wheel is going crazy. perfect part job i watched it i was standing there waiting for you Oh, I was waiting for you. Well, you were just taking a while to get your bag.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, so it wasn't an upside down Delta flight. They landed, they like crash landed. It was a bad landing and they flipped.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, exactly. But in the meantime, Delta said that they're offering $30,000 to each passenger who was aboard the flight from Minneapolis that crashed and flipped upside down this week while trying to land in Toronto. All 80 people who were on the flight survived after the jet made the rough landing. 21 were taken to hospitals, but they are offering $30,000, no strings attached.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Well, we'll see whose fault it actually is. I think people have been watching the landing, saying they landed way too hard, like it's a pilot error. We'll find out. Is it a mechanics error? We'll find out. No, I never really, like when something so terrible happens, you're just lucky to have your life in a situation like this. What should and could the airline do for you?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And it's like, you can't really put a price on it, but if you were to, like $30,000 seems low.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No, it's like when your flight's delayed, here's 5,000 miles. Right. Now it's like your flight landed upside down. Here's $30,000. Exactly. That's exactly what, that's a perfect, yes. And that, I understand like they're, They're inclined to do something like that. As I said, I hadn't thought about a price, but this just feels low. Like, hey, we almost killed you. Here's 30K. Yeah.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You've had a traumatic experience. You'll probably need counseling. Is this just a flat amount?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I think this is a flat amount. They're saying no strings attached, which is so sweet of them. What kind of strings would they attach? Like, oh, you can only spend it at Delta. Classic. It's a credit.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh my gosh. Well, thank you for coffee.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You might have PTSD too. Of course. It's not just being like, I don't want to do that again. Yeah. No, it's fully traumatizing. Yeah. So just doesn't seem like enough. I don't know what they could do. I don't know what they could do, but I do think like accountability is a good place to start. Like get the black box. Where's the black box from the other plane?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Cheers to a great day. Cheers to. What hopefully will be. What will hopefully be a great episode. Like we're together in our commuter studio life, which is kind of feeling like the life we were made for.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Like, I feel like these things are kind of coming, like falling out of the conversation. Where is Malaysia flight? I love how we all know what a black box is.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
But now anytime something happens with a plane, we're like, well, get me the black box, get me the black box. And I just feel like I need a movie called black box. We're not getting enough black box footage, intelligence recordings.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's that's why like, it's such a famed thing. It's like every day, every, everything that happened inside the plane.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Show me, show me, please. Send it to me, Rachel. Right, and they have the black box from D.C. What happened? Release the tapes. I think the helicopter probably had a black box, too. Delta Airlines, welcome to your tape. And we need the black box here. That's where you could start. We'll talk 30K later.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I don't know. I feel like Olivia Munn.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You can buy me, and if you could, your price is too low.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So we shall see. Our fifth and final story is actually just going to be a Summer House recap, if that's okay. Like the Wi-Fi ran out. The time is running out as well. And there's nothing less to talk about. And we want to talk about Summer House.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And if anything, the couple that was engaged like should have been more awkward and more feelings. And she's so moved on. It's not even like she's like treating him poorly because she's mad. She's not mad. She's not sad. She's not glad. She doesn't care. And that's the best place to be in.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And I do feel like- Just waiting for it to be over. He knows he has to take his punishment and there's gonna be conversations about it. And he's not responding because he just wants it to be over. And there's nothing that he can say that will make it better because if he defends himself, or tries to justify what he did will be like, how could you even defend yourself?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And then if he admits to it, even though I don't think that's how he feels, so he can't defend himself, so therefore he is saying nothing, which is infuriating, especially if you're someone like Sierra who still cares and it's like, even though you're fighting, he's talking to you.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
That's not what happened at all.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
We're on bad terms, but we're doing this.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
punished yeah he's taken even though it for some reason he's getting all these write-ups from like major press what the fuck is the new york times interviewing him i have no idea um but i do feel like we know he was so made fun of we made fun of him so hard like it's a new season like he's not my favorite at all but i'm like tabula rasa he's here he's in the house like we have to watch him so just do whatever you're gonna do yeah um so i agree it was like
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
overkill a little bit. If we're not gonna like move forward and there's nothing that he can do to remedy this situation. Like this will always be like a demerit. In his column. In his column. But like he's, you're still on the show. So let's have something new to do.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And as we told you guys on Tuesday, Claudia was adamant that she wasn't coming here this weekend or this week. So I made other plans. And I had a full house up until yesterday. So you got a hotel. And let me say this.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
But I also think their conversations are going to go nowhere because... I don't know what she wants out of him, what he could possibly say. I don't think she will ever feel like she got what she wanted from a conversation with him because what she wants is like him to want her more, but she couldn't even take him back because he disrespected her. So there's just like,
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It really isn't as she should be. And she should be peaceful and she should be happy. And it seems like she is. So I need the storyline to move on from West and Sierra because there's nothing left there. There just isn't. And I actually understood him when he was like the whole, and he's such a loser for caring, like what the fans think about him and that being his like,
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
driving force and can't just live his life without thinking about how it's going to play. And Ciara was giving him good advice, being like, you're up one day, you're down the next. Stop living your life for these people. Live your life and the rest will come. But I understand after the reunion, biggest loser on Earth. On the planet. Weirdly, the New York Times wants to interview him.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
He has his chance to defend himself. So why wouldn't he do that? I understood what he said when he said that he never thought that the things that he said in that article would be so bothersome to Sierra. He's just kind of explaining again what happened.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And she was talking a lot about the article and things that he said. And I thought about going to read it.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It didn't even cross my mind. But I don't have a New York Times subscription. So I just didn't want to like deal with the paywall. Yeah. But no, the pull quotes was that like. He said, she's not my person.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She's giving friend of, but she's like a full-time resident of the home. By the way, it's still the first weekend. I feel like we just need to mention that. We're getting three episodes of the first weekend. Today is Saturday. They arrived on a Thursday. Last week was Thursday. Today is Saturday. And next week is the Saturday party. So I'm a little miffed about that.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
This has been really great. And like, this is great for like work-life balance too.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, I didn't even put that together. It's a little annoying. Well, they have to do that because they all go back to the city on the weekdays. Yes. This episode, I enjoyed parts of it because there was like, I liked the people, but nothing happened. It was like a little bit of a waste of time.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She like comes back to the city every week, talks shit about the show, talks shit about the cast members and tells everyone what's going on in the house and like spoiling the show. So production confronted her like, what are, what is you doing? And then she never showed up again. Correct. So I think,
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
They literally left the house at 10.30. She said we went out dancing for one hour.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And that was her best friend, not her boyfriend?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It looks like they're all kissy and I didn't hear when she spoke about him. I didn't hear if she said friend.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Not on a make out. If they had slept together. Yeah, of course. headed that way. I know, and I know you're not supposed to move this quickly in a relationship, and I know that's just a rule because. But it's true love's gifts. And I'm trying to remember why it's bad, and how do you even slow down at this point? They're obviously moving too quickly. Yeah. They'll be fizzled by within two.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
We're loving using. I went to the spa, we went to the beach. I'm loving the Coach Hotel. I'm not offended because I'm loving it too.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's better to take things slow, but how can they slow down when they just want to be around each other and talk to each other and touch each other? And they are. How can you take it slow when you're living together? Yeah. It's giving Ron and Sam.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, just that two people came into the house and they were attracted to each other and were off to the races.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I don't think it's gonna be toxic because they're not toxic people. I just think it's gonna fizzle out so quickly and like, you know, maybe this is why people should take things slow because Jesse doesn't have enough time to like,
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
change his behavior I feel like sometimes when you're like gradually moving towards a relationship you slowly start talking to other people you slowly realize I only want to spend time with this person but for him to like in two days be a completely different person than he was two days ago and talk to girls differently and go out differently that doesn't happen and maybe that's amongst the reasons why going so quickly doesn't work
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
We would have thought like, oh, she's changed and they're gonna grow together. And I feel like even if it was just one of the things that she had mentioned, that can destabilize a relationship. Like her just saying, I'm different than the person I was three years ago. I'm so much busier.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You do say it in a very queer fashion.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So one, it's hard to be in a long distance relationship when you're that busy and you can't come for one week and he can't come the next week. Then she also says that she changes her mind about a lot of things that in the beginning, and that can also just deteriorate a relationship when you have different ideas of the future.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So between everything that she said, it's like, oh, if they weren't together, if they were still together, it would kind of be like a red flag, but people can grow together and change together. Maybe Craig changed his mind on those things too, like he was saying on Southern Charm to his friends and the boys were like, okay, sure you did, Craig.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And then also with the new studio, the studio revamp, we're only set up for one person. I can't record to people in my studio on video anymore. And I can do audio if you wanna sit on the floor. So we have to go, we have to outsource. So things are changing. But we found a beautiful home here.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
But I do think that's what happened in their relationship. And that's why to me, like as much as now they hate each other, like nothing went wrong. People just change and you grow apart and you just like have different ideas of the future and you break up and it's sad. But nobody did something wrong.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
For Lindsay, and especially now, like who knows what she'll be able to do this summer, like now that she has a baby, maybe she can't come to the summer house. Definitely her career is changing, but you're about to have a baby, like you're gonna work as much as you possibly can. I understand why Lindsay's there. I don't understand why Carl's there.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
He really doesn't add much to the show, aside from being like, you know, the Lindsay storyline. Go enjoy your life. Like he's a completely different person than he was when he came on the show a million years ago.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
That's funny. They were too big.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I was like, is anybody going to thank him? And it turned out to be Lindsay. But I think that he could move on. But now he has soft bar, and he needs this platform.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I want to meet someone. Go meet someone. You don't have to wait until July 4th. You're in New York City. Go meet someone.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And it's the same three friends that they've been inviting for the last eight years.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Okay. Right. You're going to meet someone. Watch you meet someone next week. What else?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. I just like we need to get into the season. We're not there yet. They've been there two days. They made like a lot of content. Yeah. Thankfully, I like all the people. So like I'll literally just watch Lexi and Jesse just hugging.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
And we found, like, this is just, necessity is the mother of invention because we've seriously never been happier. And you know, and I've never, ever been happier.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's a pleasure. And I like the steak dinner. I like watching them cook. I like seeing who cleans like it. So it's it's. I'm enjoying my time, I'm not watching Love is Blind dreadfully. But as far as plot, move it along. Yeah, it's not the most plotty. No, there was not plot.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Happy Thursday. Happy Thursday. This week is just not like other weeks. Of course, it was a shirt week.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's so real ones podcasting. Like, if you're a real one with a podcast, it looks like this. And you know what?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Now our clips will look like the elk of podcasters.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, that's what people say?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, that's funny, because I feel like in this studio, it's very clear these are not our microphones. I feel like people would comment that in our frame situation, because we own those things. We forgot our mic flags again today.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Next time that we're here for a bit of a duration, like we're bringing trinkets for the shelves. We're bringing a suitcase. We're going to make it our own. I like my suitcase. We are bringing a suitcase. We are. Full of cleaning materials.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, but I think sometimes she adds a nice touch.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
We're happy to be a part of like the podcasting world.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's true. And it's a very large queue.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Well, I had a mean thing to say, so I said that off air. Well, as you of course should. Yeah, I wasn't gonna say that on the show, but I just wanted you to know how I felt. Of course, of course. And it's like, I would say like some mean stuff on the show, but it was like category of mean that I'm not saying.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
There's show talk and then there's like off show talk.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
you either would hate us or like seriously i think we're no it's even better than show talk it's like the real stuff but then sometimes we're doing off show talk i'm like i don't give a anyone can hear this Like, you know, if we were at like lunch or something, we're having, I was like, I don't care.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Why are you not thinking of me and remembering things that I tell you?
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
I don't give a, she literally didn't give a fuck. Yeah. But sometimes I'm like speaking like in.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, even in my own house, if I'm saying something, I'm like, under.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Whenever I'm saying something really nasty, what I have to do is just like say a couple nice things before it.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
She's listening for her name, she says. Speaking to her, if you're not speaking to her. I didn't even know I had an Alexa until I was watching one of Shannon's stories.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah, well, that too. But I just feel like, I would say to your face. Get the fuck out of my face, though. I literally didn't even know I had an Alexa until I was watching Shannon's stories and she was talking to hers and mine started going.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's under my living room TV. Now, the good news is I don't do any interesting conversation in my living room whatsoever. That's not where it goes down.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
It's not where it goes down.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Oh, that's good. Yeah. And like you have like the stone walls they can't get through. It's a little echo-y actually. If you're like listening through my vents. It's like reverberating to your neighbors. Correct. That's funny. But we don't really say anything bad because we're like lovely, nice girls and we love everyone.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No, with a sprinkle of opinion.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
But the opinions are truthful.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. No, it's fine. Like, it's been fine.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No, as I get older, I feel much more comfortable.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
You know? Yeah. I guess that's how old people, like grannies. They don't give a fuck. And they'll say it to your face. Yep. And I see how you get there.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
No, and it's so pertinent to the present day because so many people talk like, they don't realize it, but the way that they talk about their businesses and their creations.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
That guy who's like, I'm around a lot of aesthetics. I have a high bar for beauty. That's what a plastic surgeon says. He's not the doctor. He's not even like the RN who does the bits and bobs. And it makes you, it begs the question, what kind of business y'all in? He kind of just like walks into the receptionist and like drops off the things that they ordered. Correct.
The Toast
The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025
So he sees Botox in the waiting room? He's a clerk. Like...
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Share. But I also think that Gen X like wants us to be us. They came here when we were good morning millennials. Like they don't want us to change. They want to relate to their daughters about what's going on. So they could say like, did you hear a choir that's getting dragged through the streets? And she'll be like, mom. You don't like me?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, it's fun being a nickname queen, especially when you have kids. Like the nicknames are off the charts and it's hysterical.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
That's really crazy. Yeah. That she would share all of that. What goes on in her life, like, I don't care. It's her own personal business. But, and what happened with the melanoma?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
But, I don't want to judge, but like, you have melanoma and you need to buy your grandson a truck?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, to get your way in this situation you've been waiting for years.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
That's just, that's what people are crazy. That is so, that is also so crazy. Like true or not, you don't know this person.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
We really do. And that's how Sue sees it. How are the stories today? Oh, wow, we've dillied and dallied quite a bit. Yeah, when I said, do you want to talk about the influencer drama? Like I meant as a fifth story is what I meant.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
No, sorry, I never finished what I was saying because we just launched into it. So I do think we can make up some time on the back end. I do think. Great, great. So now without further ado-do-do-do-do, There's the Fast Five stories you need to know. You did it, did, did, do.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Oh, you guys are, like, you and Ben have your own, like, nickname genre. Where, yes, your baby will be like Bumbalino.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
She's a New York City influencer. What's in her coffee?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I was going to make a funny joke. Of course me and of course State Farm because we're your ride or dies.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Thank you, Turt. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you for that. Our first story, a story that means a lot to me. A lot, a lot. Harry Jowsey.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Harry Jowsey and Lucy Hale are dating. What? Their relationship is casual, but not brand new. So people can confirm that Harry Jowsey and Lucy Hale are officially dating. He is 27 and she is 35. Just so that you have the facts.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah. A source tells, like I actually think she might be a vampire because she doesn't age and she's looked the same ever since we've met. She stepped on the scene.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Okay. We don't know what was a date. Maybe it was a PR move. Maybe he's her GBF.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I am moving on because she's one of my faves. I'm moving on. And I really feel like she's looking for love. We've reported on like her being with people over the years. And now it's Harry Jowsey. And let me tell you how I ship.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I do like the name Harry. Also, when we were doing our Spotify live show and he was doing a Spotify live show. Very supportive. He was very supportive of our Spotify live show and came into our chat room and had a really great attitude when he didn't even know us. I think he's like actually a nice guy.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
And I think that what he's built based on like one season of a random reality show is like, is very impressive. But every time I see clips of him, I think he's very funny. I think he's got great personality and he's just like, he's funny. And he like, and I feel like he's like a classic, I don't know, like fuck boy or whatever. But like, he's like giving us insider information as women.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah. So I wonder if him and Lucy, I'm sure they're having fun. I feel like she's probably looking for something serious-ish or like just... Solid, solid. I don't know what he's looking for. I feel like they might not be aligned.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
But you can't put Harry Jowsey in a box.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
And by the way, I just he behaved so poorly on that show. Like he straight up lied. Fuck boy. He lied. We all watched him lie. And then apparently he went on Perfect Match and he like lied and people were surprised. I'm like, he lied on Too Hot to Handle. Oh, and he dated Jess from Perfect Match. Yes. Another queen. He has great taste in women.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah. So as Lucy is one of my favorite actresses, like everything she like is in.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Katie Keene. Okay. Justice for Katie Keene.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I know. I just feel like that movie, between the title and the cover photo, I got the point. The Hating Game. You saw the whole thing. They're back-to-back. We hate each other. Now we love each other. It's a classic trope of enemies-to-lovers. It's an enemies-to-lovers trope. What else? Oh, I think she was also in... Like she's someone who I have followed on Instagram since I got an Instagram.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yes. I would love to see a metric of how many people I have followed it. Like, and like including unfollows, but like how many people I have followed in my lifetime.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I should not get that app. No, you should. Oh, a Cinderella story, which was one of the better iterations. Who is she? Is she one of the Nasty Sisters? No, she's the Cinderella. It was like, you know how they did a bunch of- Oh, not like the one. No, not Hilary Duff.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
It's giving bring it on like- She had Lucy own one.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I think you probably did watch it. You just probably don't remember.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, it's a rite of passage. Olivia Wilde. No, but my favorite work of hers is definitely Privileged. I would agree. Oh, she was on Wizards of Waverly Place. Yeah, I think she had a small role. I think she was dating the brother. But I didn't watch Wizard. It's funny, all of her biggest things I actually didn't watch, like Pretty Little Liars.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Allison. Because a twin sister. Correct. When in doubt, twin sister.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, yikes. You saw another failed reboot, Cruel Intentions, one season on Amazon.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, like, I think at this point in the boardrooms, like, reboot equals bad idea. We've been saying it, obviously, for a long time, but I think the numbers show.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I don't know. I like, do people like lose their jobs when like things like that flop? Like, don't you feel like someone did a bad job at their job?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
It's crazy to go anywhere with him in New York area.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah. No, that's just like so weird to me. So that person will go on to make like another bad show and waste like millions of more dollars. Right, right, right. Cool, cool, cool. So anyways, I wish Lucy and Harry the best of luck. I hope that they are it for each other. And if they're not, I can respect that too. But I'll be enjoying this ride.
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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Kelly Clarkson is absent from her talk show due to a personal matter. However, they wanted they wanted us to think something was going on with Kelly. They did. But then they also want us to know nothing is going on with Kelly. But they definitely wanted like a moment for themselves.
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Kelly has been absent from her talk show for more than a week to handle, quote, a personal matter, according to a new report. The singer is, quote, wait, the stronger but doesn't kill you singer is, quote, completely fine. But she has been, quote, dealing with a personal matter that does not directly involve her sources, told TMZ on Wednesday. The undisclosed matter.
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The former talent show contestant turned pop star turned host. No, it is so, it is so crazy. That was really crazy that they did that. But anyways, they said that it's not cause for alarm.
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Yeah, but I think all is well. You know, it could just be something as simple as, like, someone is sick.
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Yeah, maybe, like, grandma needs her.
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thing when like and feel it with this show too like when you're like do something public every single day and like you can't even have like one day to do something without like explaining or you know without the whole world knowing you can't take a day off you can actually like with kelly oh they pre-record it's pre-recorded they they can film like when i like they did like two or three
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I feel like we're tenured here. We actually are taking a sabbatical this summer. I feel like that's a great way to describe what we're doing. Sabbatical.
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And they're so respected. It's like you're not, oh, you're not just like laying in bed. You're like learning or something. Slob.
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Oh, that's because it means a period of paid leave granted to a university teacher or other worker for study or travel. Traditionally, one year for every seven years worked. Claudia, we've been doing this show for seven years. We have earned a sabbatical.
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And office hours. But I guess it's like they can justify it as being like if you're a professor like you've learned and studied and how can you grow and have more to give. You need to learn more in order to teach more. So you take a year off to go and learn more to come back with more to teach. Right. That's how I feel about our sabbatical.
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Yeah. Well, the show is off two months, so.
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They might not even tune in without you.
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Are you ready for our next story? Some exciting news. Three.
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Wendy Williams looks ecstatic as she hits a New York City hotspot after passing her psych evaluation with flying colors. Wendy Williams was spotted leaving a New York City hotspot after she was hospitalized and subjected to a psychiatric evaluation. The TV personality appeared in good spirits as she smiled wide for the outing at Max Tucci's Tucci restaurant in NoHo on Wednesday night.
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She kept it casual, wearing a green and orange bomber, black top and tights photos of her. She looks so, so happy. So basically there's been a lot going on with her in the last week. She was like photographed looking frazzled. She was taken in for a psych evaluation to like finally get to the bottom of like, is Wendy OK? What's going on?
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So she got evaluated psychiatrically. She passed. She's fine. She's free. The conservatorship is over. Wendy is back.
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that no I don't I actually I have believed Wendy this whole time I had I hadn't known what to believe because both cases are just like so hard to swallow if true like the one where she's obviously she's unwell or the other one where she's fine and she's being taken advantage of but I'm happy to know that she is fine I hope she enjoys her life selfishly like you know maybe a little Back to work.
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Love that. I was in bed at a decent hour and I watched Summer House, but I have to be honest, like I really watched with a quarter of an eye because our group chat was popping off last night and I was pausing it every three minutes like to go back into the chat and have my fun.
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Give us some good bits again. I think Wendy Williams... I think she will have to work now. I think they took all her money.
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But I do think they took her money. So I think if she'll want to live at a certain level, she should do a podcast. It's like such a she would be a natural and it's a low lift if you're good at it.
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Yeah. Also, so they're going to use the results from the psych eval to end her guardianship. And they are waiting to retest her for frontotemporal dementia after she denied that she suffered from the condition, though she was diagnosed with it in twenty twenty three.
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But would someone who was diagnosed practice a psych eval, 10 out of 10, flying colors, they say?
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Wow. Especially in the beginning. Now he's foreboding the story for me.
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Yeah. Okay. Sorry. This is a bit of good news.
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Yes. Are you ready for our next story?
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I don't think you're ready for the show. You don't? I don't think so.
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Oh, my God. Yes, Avara, my favorite clothing brand.
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So if it was a good episode of Summer House, I wouldn't know because I wasn't invested in it, but I don't think it was good. I would say it was a good episode.
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Our next story, Nikki Glaser is returning to host the 2026 Golden Globes, and she hopes it'll land her role on The White Lotus. So Nikki joked, but also humbly accepted the gig of host for next year's Golden Globes. She said, quote, hosting the Golden Globes this year was without a doubt the most fun I've ever had in my career.
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I can't wait to do it again, this time in front of the team from The White Lotus. who will finally recognize my talent and cast me in season four as a Scandinavian Pilates instructor with a shadowy past.
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Yes. So it's a no brainer. What they have in their column is that they go first. And so you're excited and you're not fatigued. And this is our first time seeing all these people, not our fifth time. And it's all just very exciting and new and, and the dinner setting and then having a great funny host. Like it's, it is all on top.
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It is one of the better ones when you like look at them all on an even playing field. But the fact that it goes first really helps. Yeah.
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Taken off TV. They were moved from TV.
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I thought it was like $500,000, but yeah, I was thinking 400.
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Yeah, she really does. OK, so she was paid just over $400,000, but it will rise when like coming back.
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So yeah, I also feel like Golden Globes is a good format, like and ripe for just comedy, because even if you think of Joe Coy, which was obviously a train wreck, like it was hysterical in the sense that it was so painful to watch. Like the way that it's like, it's not, we don't have performances up there.
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It's just like someone talking, like whether it's good or bad, like it's going to be entertaining.
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And like really, it's very intimate with the crowd. It's not like the person on stage can't see the audience. So it is just an interesting dynamic to watch. And when it's good, it's great. And when it's bad though, it's like still like good in a cringe way.
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That was so crazy. So very exciting for Nikki. Looking forward to that. Would you like a fifth and final story or do you want to go into the TV recap? What do you have? Well, it wasn't what I wanted to talk about because I did want to watch the episode of Kardashians first.
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But Kim Kardashian is making news because not only did she pay for her engagement ring from Chris Humphries, he made her give it back. So...
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No, just to say, not, like, bad, but nothing happened.
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Kim shared on the recent episode of Kardashians they were at a her and Khloe were at a wedding in India so they were talking about wedding rings and she shared that she first of all shared like the size and scale of her previous ring saying her first one when she was married to Damon Thomas was a cushion cut 14 carat she said she still has it and then she recalled how her
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ring with Chris Humphries is an emerald cut 18 carat but she revealed that she no longer owns that she said I didn't keep that I was pregnant with North still married to him and in order to divorce him he said I had to give him the ring in the divorce but Chloe interjected saying that Kim was actually the one who bought the ring and And he contributed a fifth of the price.
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Yeah, it wasn't a big party or anything. They went to the beach. They came home. They all went out. They don't bring the cameras. And then the next day, they packed. I think I got it.
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Also, the ring was made by Lorraine Schwartz, who was in the room for this conversation. Unclear if that means Kim paid four fifths or she got a discount.
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So they didn't say explicitly. A mix of Kim and discount, I believe. Or did he pay a fifth of the discounted price? Also, am I crazy? 14 carats, 18 carat ring. Is that not the biggest thing in the world?
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Yeah, no, but if he didn't buy the ring, that's no knock on him. She wanted a big ring and he could afford it. I think it's like he... made her give it to him when he didn't pay for it.
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And I don't think it was that pregnant and wanted to get rid of him.
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Like maybe the ring was like, yeah, there might be other dynamics at play, but typically in a divorce, like you do keep the ring because it is a gift.
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Yeah, it should cover, you know, what you've done here. The damages. Which I don't even know if it does. No, we're still talking about Chris Humphries. But, like, would we ever know... who Chris Humphries was in like in his own professional career, if not for Kim, like, I don't, I don't think so.
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Okay, okay. But all this to say, yeah, I was in the chats last night. They were popping off.
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But outside of that, no, but I just think that the whole thing, it was obviously done very badly. Um, and I think that for Kim and her fans, like it was one of the moments where she almost like lost a lot of her fans. People were, I remember it. Like I was like, and who was I, but I just remember like, it was like a bad moment. Um,
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Yeah, it was. I think that's a good distinction. Because even, like, the sex tape was a scandal. But, like, not from her fans. Her fans didn't care. Like, the fans really did not like what happened with Chris Humphries. Yeah. we always say justice for Chris Humphries, like, to give the marriage 72 days. Like, you really don't give a shit.
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NBA lockout which seriously fuck the NBA lockout because these two would still be married if he had been gainfully employed during the time that they were married they're living in an apartment in New York with her sister and Scott like this is not a recipe for a successful new marriage and like she didn't even care to make it work to give it a chance because she didn't care
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I'm over it. I just don't think it's a joke. Like this was this man's life. Like and it's just. No.
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I agree. As a Kim fan, I moved on and forgave and we can move forward. She's obviously very happy in her life. But let's let Chris Humphries lie.
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It was really fun. Do you want to talk about that subject on the show today?
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I know, but it's also like a little bit on him. Like he could have done something with his life. Like he had the biggest stage in the world and also all this sympathy from Kin's fans. Like go make something of yourself.
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Make the moment work for him. He's the name on everybody's lips. Like he could have done something with his life and he didn't. So that's also on him.
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Sad, but, like, if Tristan can do it. If Tristan can get on the court week after week.
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Maybe today he's not good, but ever since the original. It's been a slow decline. He got on the court and played basketball after the Jordan Woods drama while people were booing him. If Tristan can do it, you can do it.
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We are, but the haters like aren't in the room with us, you know?
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Physically. He has to listen. He gets like booed through games and he still plays and they still put him on because he obviously scores points.
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I think Tristan's like pretty decent basketball.
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Cleveland. Yeah. No, Jackie. Yes, True was in Cleveland on last week's episode. True went to Cleveland for her first game. Chloe was there. Everyone thought they were together, but they weren't.
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Then I think he went to the LA. Then he went to LA. Not the Lakers. I believe the Clippers. And now back to Cleve. Got it. Okay.
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kyle gets away with too much yeah i think they're just like brushing it under the rug again and because page and craig have since broken up it's not gonna flare up again otherwise it would have and it just becomes like this bigger dust bunny under the rug of their relationship but you know what some some things are just like always going to be a conflict and you can either let it ruin your relationship or just ignore it and i think for them especially with amanda they just have to ignore certain things that's yeah that works
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I think it was because they were all hungover. So they all had to just be sat.
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I'm doing good. Hojers, wojers. You know who you are? Hojers.
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Also like really crazy that he shared. Yeah.
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Yeah. But so he said like we were going to get married anyway, but just like the immigration issue just like expedited us getting married. But he didn't say how long they were married for. Yeah.
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I know, but they're not being talked about in a positive light. So I think that if you are not and they're not talking about you because the people that they're describing, like the good thing is that it is not you because they're not saying very nice things.
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No. And I wonder if like the fact that he got married young is why now he's like a male gigolo. But I don't think so.
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Yeah. And like him, he added some, you know, he value to the episode last night in sharing his story. But otherwise him using like the house as his personal brothel. A hotel. It's not really like interesting to me. I agree. Especially when they don't even show us the girls.
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He's literally like a border, like borderline.
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He's renting a room from his summer house to bring people back. And that's it. And aside from the conversation by the pool, he doesn't even engage with the cast.
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if it's love bombing because I feel like love bombing like also leads to like some sort of toxicity which I don't think Jesse Solomon is toxic but I think he's very insincere and I think he's very unserious and he doesn't like think about what he's saying and like what those words will mean to someone he's just saying it because he's that that's how he feels in that moment I believe that in that moment he's like I love her like what's not to love but your words carry weight and you can't say stuff like that if then you want to go and rub Sierra's leg and hump her in the pool
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But I just feel like if this has reached me in such a way, I feel like it's very big.
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I'm so over him. Like you loved him and you thought that was funny.
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no no no yeah I'm really getting over him I don't like how he doesn't want to like progress with Lexi and how he doesn't understand by like getting all of Lexi and getting her exclusivity and she's not going to be dating Brooklyn Beckham anymore and Presley Gerber because she's focused on you why that doesn't mean that you have to pull back with other people as well like everything is a trade-off and the fact that he
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doesn't see like you're gonna get this prize but these are the things that you will have to quote unquote give up or you they'll have to change about yourself you're not changing yourself but you change your behaviors when there's another person in your life and that she is coming off as like crazy for wanting those things and that the other girls are endorsing that she wants too much from him that that like i know people that's the type of behavior they literally roasted west for at the reunion last year i just want to say i i think this phrase is over used but i do think in a situation like that like they're not being girls girls because
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Agreed. They're really throwing her under the bus.
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Like really the bare minimum. And even a person who's not a jealous person, like I could never be one of these people in the house who it's like, you are seeing someone and then that person is like laying on top of another person or like legs crossed over another person or like,
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Because my sisters are New York City influencers. Yeah, yeah.
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even when they cut to some of the stuff he said at the beach about like Lindsay's boobs and stuff like inappropriate inappropriate and so I mean that's such an early stage in their relationship I would just be like okay we have different like ideas of commitment relationships like how you behave so I don't think it would work um even the way they all dress around each other it's like if some people are in relationship it's just not for like I it's not for me
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no and there's no template for what lindsey is doing and so her approach is like we did this thing very unconventionally but the rest of our relationship we're going to try and like follow a a more normal roadmap because i think that's what will be best for us and okay like that works for me and if she'd said this thing was unconventional so the rest of our relationship is going to be unconventional and we are going to live together i would say okay that works for me it's like whatever works for you lindsey like if you want him there all the time and to live with you and you're pregnant like and that's what's best for you
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Let him move in. If you don't want him there and you don't want to put that pressure on your relationship and you want to have some, your own space. Cause this is like a new person and that works for you. Great. Like she should just be getting. Everything she shared. Blanket support. With such. Yes. Especially because she's so happy. She's clearly doing well. And she's trying to be cautious too.
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Like even though it might not be for everyone, she's making the right decisions for herself. It's not like someone's like, you know, when you see someone making decisions you don't agree with and they also seem to be suffering. Like you say to them, like, listen. I think this is not what's best for you. But she obviously, what happened?
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Oh, who gives a fuck? Me? I move around all the time. I change it all every day. I'm always moving my mic around.
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Because they will be hearing the words coming out of my mouth. But I guess for the deaf community.
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They could have seen yours. They could have seen the iPad on your lap and the one right here.
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I don't remember. That's the end of it.
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She's doing things differently. She's just a contrarian.
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She just wants to say the opposite of what someone is doing would be better for them.
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She cleans up the party. She sets up the party. She does a lot of the physical, like maybe not mentally and emotionally. Is she a great friend? But like physically, she's a good friend.
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You know, and sometimes you need someone to cover like the, you would love a physical friend.
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Maybe it is successful. Plenty of people have shown like web shows like this and you might not have heard of them. Plus it's on complex so you don't consume like go to their website.
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youtube page like go look at the i'm sure it does fine i think he interviews like it was weird that he said bc and deeks it's like your guests are gonna see this yeah rude yeah rude i think he also interviews um summer house like reality stars oh yeah it reminds me like a west like he date ever oh a cute name too he reminds me also a little bit of the guy who hosts um
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Yeah, I'm only seeing three videos, but I'm just on the search page. But just because we haven't seen it... I don't know if he still works for Complex. What? I don't know if he still works. He's like a very employed individual, which is impressive and also surprising because like how badly he came off on TV last year, but he was working for Bleacher Report.
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I saw a clip of him on Jason Tardik's podcast talking about how he was banned from the NFL, which is like... And then he was also sharing how his week, like he's going from New York to here to there. Like he's, he's booked and busy and good for him. Yeah. Hustler. Yeah.
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And I also think that for him, he's like a good person to be a reality star because he like works in new media and Rising Tides Raise All Shines and he'll get more views on his media things and it's good for Complex or wherever he's working. But then I also think that
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it's um it's good for him as a like a person on this show to see him like employed and working doing other things especially for men on reality tv to make a career of being a media personality is so hard which is why i love harry jowsey and the other ones complain like carl well it's easier to be a woman influencer right oh shut up look at west
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I thought the bar had like partners and that he has investors. And he's like, so, you know, someone else has this idea and he's going to be the face of it too. And okay, that works. I saw that he was crowdfunding. And then I also, I believe that this season they have an event for soft bar. He has like an event at the house. That's like a soft launch event.
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And also like it's expensive to open a bar for sure. But he makes good money from the show and he has investors and you guys can't cobble together enough for like one space.
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He just like made it seem that way. I'm the investor.
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I'm going, I'm trying to find it, but I don't know if I will.
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I don't know. I feel like he's going to keep it going. I feel like the cast are really gassing him up every time I see one of these posts. Like everyone is like, go Carl, this is awesome. Here. People say that.
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Yeah, no. Here's the post he posted. The opportunity to mess in soft bar is coming soon. We've been building the vision of soft bar, mindful, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Our thoughtful and exciting programming and events make this experience like no other. Softbar is a platform that offers incremental revenue sources and significant corporate value.
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Stay tuned to learn more about how you can get involved and own a piece of Softbar. Like, okay, LuLaRoe. And then Paige, like, let's fucking go. Paige.
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Yeah. And I think a bar that doesn't. It's very, very niche.
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yeah i i don't know let's see what happens he obviously has big plans he's got a lot of branding and trucks and and stickers so we shall see and then also oh another also if anybody contributed to the crowdfunding like please let me know how that goes yeah and how much do they need to raise i don't know the minimum was like 200 for any person to do it we hit our goal
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What more? Soft bar investment opportunity.
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Okay, they've raised 50K and their goal is 75,000 minimum goal. But it might be like GoFundMe where it keeps going up.
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Maybe. They've got a deck. They've got decks on decks.
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Also, like the first bullet point is such a Shark Tank no-no. Entering the NA industry is a nearly $1 trillion business. If we could just get a piece of that pie, we'd have a billion.
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It says entering the $987 billion non-alcoholic beverage market in hip NYC space.
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No, they don't. Like, don't tell me how you're going to get a piece of this big pie. Like, that's just not, that's pie in the sky. Oh my God.
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Do it. No one will know. No one will know. Love ya. Bye.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, well, I think that like the initial video was the initial video and her point is worth discussing. She says that they're all pretty boring. They post the same things. They wear the same things. They all look nice in those things because they're like skinny and pretty, but it's not like an original point of view or original sense of style.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
You are a very talented singer, like a once-in-a-lifetime-generation kind of singer.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
And if I were them, I'd just be like, she called me skinny. I'm good.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I'm good. No, it's like they all dress really well, but it's obviously like a derivative of someone else's fashion. Like it's not their own, like, oh, I'm going to get dressed and be me today. And so I feel like some of the people that she was talking about, I think I follow less than half of them. What is it, like five, six girls? And so I was looking at everyone, and I see what she's saying.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
They are all very similar. It's homogenous. And the content isn't the most interesting, but they have followers for a reason. This is what people like. It's very pleasant to look at. It's very calming. It's called aesthetically.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
They're serving an audience. If people didn't like it or they found it too boring to follow, they wouldn't follow them. No one's forcing them. They're the New York City influencers for a reason. I think it speaks more to the culture than it speaks to these girls.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, I think it just speaks to what people want and what they engage with. And there are people out there, maybe not that they're like specific bracket of age of influencer in New York City, but there are plenty of influencers with like unique senses of style and comedy and this. So they cover one bucket. I don't think that's a crime that they're not like more interesting. I agree.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Like, okay, if you don't like it, don't follow it. But people do like it. So I think you have to look at that.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
No, and they don't want the chaos, I think. I think that that is-
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
true on TikTok like they like peaceful calm and it's true I follow I follow a lot of different influencers who offer me a lot of different things but there is a bucket that I like of like people who it's like just peaceful with the music and the cleaning and they're getting dressed and they're putting on their skincare and there's something nice about it I can't explain yeah no it's important to acknowledge things are popular for a reason and it's sometimes sometimes not that deep
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, but then the girls really stepped in it with their responses.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I mean, let's just say, like Acquired has become the face of this.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Was she talking about our sister Margo?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
No, it's just like so crazy and I'm still foley. How does that work?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, no, I didn't think of her when they said that, but like she is a New York City influencer and she's friends with all these people. And also most- But you know what?
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
I think she mobile orders Starbucks and picks up a huge ugly thing.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
But it's also not an order that's like...
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
mocha chocolate like that's like cool it's like an iced coffee with like sugar vanilla cream cold foam it's sugar-free vanilla it's a skim milk it's a coffee with milk splendors i'll let you know what she says that is so funny what i was also going to say about these girls is most of them except for kid who was also on the bachelor and so i kind of like don't group her with these girls plus she cooks but most of them are like just regular girls that they're not like nepo children or like
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Anybody could do it and they've done it. So if you don't like it, go do it.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Thank you so much. They're not talking about her, but she did tell me her office got a cold brew machine and everybody's talking about it.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
No, actually, Margaret didn't come to mind when I thought of the... Well, when I hear the word New York City influencers, I do think of my little sisters. I do. I do center them in the conversation.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
But it is true that other cities do have very interesting people. But I guess so does New York. New York gave us something navy.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
No, no, like Arielle's style is like very different from like Danielle Bernstein. It's different from Leandra Medin.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah. I think just people are just looking for too much like meaning.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. But it's okay. That's the way the world works. My talent.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
It's like, it's just content. Take it or leave it.
The Toast
Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025
Yeah, so if you are an interesting non-boring creator, show yourself. Show yourself. So glad we chatted about that because that's been big.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And the guest who came, her name is Joyce Azria, might sound familiar because her dad is BCBG Max Azria. So she was the creative director of BCBG and she's also an Orthodox Jewish woman and And so it was just all about her life and her journey through Judaism. But this woman just had, like, such a great energy and such a great approach to, like, spirituality and, like, being religious.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Our first story is actually some sad and shocking news. Teddy Mellencamp reveals that doctors have found multiple tumors on her brain that have been growing for at least six months. So Teddy Mellencamp posted on her Instagram that for the last several weeks she'd been dealing with severe and debilitating headaches. Yesterday, the pain was unbearable and required hospitalization.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
After a CT scan and MRI, doctors found multiple tumors on her brain, which they believe have been growing for the last six months at least. She said two of the tumors will be surgically removed today. The remaining smaller tumors will be dealt with via radiation at a later date.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I am blessed to be surrounded by my children, family, friends, doctors, nurses, and surgeons who are doing everything possible to get me back into better health.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. Same. I was watching Watch What Happens Live last night, and that's where I actually heard about it because Andy was giving her the muscle of the day, and I think she went into surgery last night. So I hope today she's recovering. I hope they got what they needed to get and that they're able to attack this. But that is so scary. Of course.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Right. It's not like someone who's just let it slip by and doesn't pay attention.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. Like a healthy person, active. Right. But those should add up to like... A healthy life. Yeah.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, a crazy story. Just really incredibly sad, and we're thinking of her. We'll wait more news. Correct. Are you ready for our next story, which is also a bit of crazy news because Naya Rivera's ex, Ryan Dorsey, is speaking out for the first time. No, that's such sad stories today. I know. Just these two, and then we'll move to a better place, but the two big ones.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, so the actor Ryan Dorsey sat down with People Magazine to talk about Naya and his son...
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
almost five years since her death so he's talking about how it's been um how he's working at warner brothers and forest lawn cemetery where she's buried is on the other side talking about songs that remind him of her and just raising their son and on the trauma that he's been through you know when at four years old he was on the boat when his mom drowned um and just not doing his best
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And, like, you would have really loved her, Claude, because she just, like – she was just, like, talking about her relationship with Hashem. And it's not as, like, you know, Bible thumping as you would think it would be. Like, it's very energetic. It's very alive. And we just had, like, a really great conversation. And it was a great evening. It really was. Yeah.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yes, but it's also really hard to know when it was just the two of them and he's so young.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And, like, why exactly, what made her drown. And Ryan Dorsey was saying, like, it must have been some, like, freak sort of... Whirlpool.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Right, but you don't know that for sure because, like, the only person who was there to see it would probably know what a whirlpool is. He's four years old.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, or there was a rope on the road. He didn't throw it, and I think he said that there was a spider on it, and, like, it's just, like, something that haunts him, but he was saying the rope probably wouldn't have reached and...
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
yeah yeah it's just really it's a sad story every time it comes up it's so sad I can't believe it like she's gone and in that way in that way and it was like so cryptic when it happened yeah like because remind me the boat just sort of turned up with him on it alone right yeah him napping on it yeah like three hours after they chartered it him napping on it that's so sad I'm gonna cry um and so the way it all unfolded was just like so scary um
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Lots of money, lots of joy. The boat didn't have an anchor, so it was drifting away when she and her son were swimming.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, and so they sued over that. Got it. I don't know how much money, if they won any money, but that was a part of it as well.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Well, now are you ready for our next story? A little love news. A little love news. Our girl, my favorite person, Lainey Wilson, is engaged. What? Yeah. Country star Lainey Wilson reveals her engagement to former NFL player Duck Hodges after four years of dating. So I knew she had a man.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, so that's, like, good. You know, knows life in the spotlight. Has, you know, has worked well under pressure. Works well with others.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, she posted a picture on a party porch saying, Four by four by you forever. Oh, wait, say it again. The caption is four by four by you forever.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I like that. They don't make houses like that anymore. You know, when you call a builder, I don't think they even know how to do this. What like design is that? Like brick is a brick.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. I would love to like, you know, bring some back to, I feel like every time you go to a Torah class, like you always come back with like a little nugget, a little nugget. Last night was to be shot. I don't know if you saw that moon, that moon though. I did see that moon.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
You look like you love me. They have such matching energies, I just want to say. They have such matching auras, plus 10,000, right?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Oh, my God. That's so funny that she's like a small business owner and has to like work with local town. Slum it. Yeah. But I just I love that. I hope that there was enough time for them to strike up a friendship and real recognize real.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, and they have just like similar swag. Definitely. I could see Kylie, excuse me.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
She definitely knows the song because she's on the internet.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
After today's episode, I don't know if I'll be able to go back to the way I used to.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
By the way, her name would be Lainey Hodges. Oh my god, she's related to Orson? Isn't that the girl from She's All That?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Okay, so she's all that. What's that girl's name? Rachel Lee Cook?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
So very exciting time for the Wilson-Hodge family. Big time.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Like, at this point, if they don't last, then it wasn't forever. It was for-naver. Are you ready for our next story? I am. Some rock and roll news. It's still rock and roll to me. Yeah. The 2025 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees are here.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I feel like we never talk about it, but I saw it yesterday. I was like, nah, I can do without.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. It's Because it's the festival of the trees. Like, it's obviously not one of the huge ones. It's giving Arbor Day. It's underrated. The trees deserve love, too. You know who else deserves love? Who? Me. Why? Because you passed your glucose test?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
So here are the nominees, which is weird, like not all of them. I didn't realize it was a competition at this stage in the game. Oh, me neither. Billy Idol, which feels like right. Wait.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Oh, he deserves it just for that. Agreed. Dancing with myself.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Okay, so maybe he won't win. Billboard has his odds as 10 to 1 on getting in. That doesn't sound right.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Oh, I don't know. I think they are. Well, okay.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Next, we have Joy Division slash New Order. My favorite. Like, those are four words I've never said. Yeah. Next to each other, aligned. Yeah. Then there's Bad Company, which, of course, has the classic rock staples, feel like making love, can't get enough, shooting star. Of course. Front man is Paul Rogers.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Their odds are 8 to 1, as are Joy Division New Order's odds.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Then Soundgarden, which, of course, Soundgarden has the radio staples, the critical peer respect, the commercial profile, and the relatively enduring importance.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Oh, well, I don't think what they, I think they don't have a compelling answer to the question, why now? Right, right, right. That's what it sounds like. Of course, the band has been dormant since the death of frontman Chris Cornell.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, so I think we're getting closer. Oh, wait.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
3 to 1 is good, I think. Better than 10 to 1. 100%.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
baseball whatever it's called oh of course backyard sessions jolene but like so much of her career is about covers and like now takes on yeah like even though she puts out original music she does a lot of performances where she's cut like she's a go-to cover they should tap her more for like the grammys and stuff to like do tributes tributes because she really like becomes the person it's giving kelly oaky
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
We need to see Kelly and Miley do a Miley Oki. We do. And then next one on the list that you do know, Mariah Carey. Oh.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. Then Phish. I mean, how are they not in there? How are they not there?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. And then OutKast. Love, hey, yeah. Yeah, why not? Sure, let them in. Hey, yeah. The White Stripes.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And then Oasis. Yes. Which Billboard says is like the only true shoe-in for this class. Like that's the best odds, one to two.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is vibes. But, well, here's Wonderwall. Anyway, here's Wonderwall forever. And after all, you're my Wonderwall.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, I know. I was thinking that when I woke up this morning. Kind of woke me up. Yeah.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Wow, you're taking on a lot this early morning.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Hopefully I can use some of the lessons that I've learned from my party evening to help you through your torturous afternoon.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
So our fifth and final story, which is going to lead into a summer house recap and not to start at the end, but in the trailer for the rest of the season, cameras picked up on Paige when she and Craig broke up. So Paige just sort of claims.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
A hundred percent. I'm glad that she did it because otherwise I could see her being like mad at Craig for putting it on camera. What is that? And now it will be like totally balanced. It'll have the same sort of runway to share what happened.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
She said she caught Craig texting two bitches over the course of their relationship. She said that some snippets included, Craig, what are you talking about? I feel like you're so betraying me right now. She also said you are dead to me.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. And then also on Watch What Happens Live last night, like, Sierra and Lindsay were talking about it. Andy asked them, like, how surprised were you that Paige and Craig both grew up one to ten, ten being the most surprising? Sierra was like, one.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, but she was like, that's my best friend. Like, you know what's going on. You know when someone's, like, close to a breakup. But it sounds like she knew more than maybe Craig.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
upsetting yeah she's so beautiful this new girl is so beautiful oh yeah Lexi Lexi it's so crazy to like see someone come off of Instagram like I've seen her Instagram because I knew she was joining the cast and on Instagram she like seriously looks like a perfect individual and then like to see her in 3D on a show like and she's just so adorable and perfect looking like it's really a pleasure and it's it was such a fun episode with her
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
But she has a very different personality than what I would have expected. I would have expected her to be, like, a little more, like, aloof, like, cool girl. Too cool. But she's, like, very bubbly, very outgoing, like... Very fun.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
yeah it has it doesn't like bother me yet maybe that will become like very clear over the season but what I thought was so great it's like this is like what shows used to be like where it was like a couple singles and like a couple guys and girls and like people would immediately click like it's giving not in a bad way like Ron and Sam where you just like see someone in your house you're like that's my person I like how you look I like how you talk like watching her and Jessie immediately hit it off like I had a smile on my face the entire time we haven't seen that like on TV in a very long time of I guess also West and Sierra sort of had that and
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, that was always the weirdest thing that they weren't in the next season.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
because she was great by the way uh-huh and he was like super cute what's not to like like frat boy energy perfect for that show yeah no it's really always so fun to watch it's like what the all the good shows started out like so to have a little bit of that last night and like jesse solomon seems like such a great guy like a great catch everyone wants love for him and then like i'm sorry he's so funny too being like i love her
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I'm durn good early morning, so I'm just sort of getting my bearings. I have to ask myself how I'm durn. I have no idea.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, he's so funny and, like, he's serious. I mean, we'll see. It looks like the rest of the season, and I do feel like his fatal flaw is that he's a really big flirt and, like, doesn't take things seriously. But that he's, like...
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. No, but I also could see even last night, like Jesse flirts with Sierra a lot. He's very touchy with her.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. He flirts. He's a flirt, but I noticed it the most with Sierra. And I think if she and Jesse start hooking up and it's like, we're not hooking up with other people. We'll just focus on this right now. But he still feels like it's okay to flirt with Sierra. Yeah. That would bother a girl.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, and then there's just like when you're taking steps forward in a relationship, like you change the way you behave to the rest of the world. And if you're not ready to do that, like you're not mature.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Especially when two people are also willing to share. CRM page. Yeah. But I also feel like the house is growing. Like there's always more rooms. There's always more people.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. So there really doesn't seem like a really bad room. And when there are bad rooms, like you just give those to the boys.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And those should go to the boys. Like the girls need ensuite.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah no but you do well we will get into an inflection point I don't feel like I'm there yet it's probably where we're headed though where you do have to like shake up the cast a little bit.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I think I've heard a rumor Lindsay's pregnant. And I was like, oh, well, I hope that's true. And so, obviously, if we heard that, then her castmates heard that. And it's like, just shut up, okay? Like, let the woman have her moment.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, in that moment, I needed to hear it because I was worried about her. Oh, and this idea, I just need to say, this idea that Lindsay has moved on to quickly from Kyle, anyone who is even remotely floating. From Carl. Oh, just get ready for that. From Carl. Some people are floating that idea like, well, she's pregnant four and a half months. Kyle was saying that.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
the day that carl broke up with lindsey i wouldn't care if she got together with the next person the next day he is in the past when you're a woman of a certain age and you want to have children there is no time to waste there's no grace period we need to get over it we need closure i need to be by myself like no i need to find my future now and day one starts now anyone who remotely goes with that i don't know if that will become a storyline or it's just people like being shady like
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
It's really ridiculous and just, like, goes to show an immaturity because there is no time to waste around here. And Lindsay did not waste time. And Carl wasted her time. So now we got to get time back.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. No, even however she wants to get rid, like, get over Carl, do it in the next, like, she's got to keep moving forward. There's no time to waste and mope and find yourself and eat, pray, love, like, like Carl's doing.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, and the producer's like, that's really normal, man.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Well, what I was going to say is like he started to be like, I can't believe she's moved on. You know, I'm still processing. Like that's a luxury that you have being a man.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, it's just like nobody feels bad for you, bro. And if you do feel bad for him, you've gotten got like we don't care how much time you want. The two of you are on completely different journeys now. Apples and oranges. I don't care what she's doing versus what you're doing or what you're doing versus what she's doing. Like just because she's moved on that and you didn't doesn't make you.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Oh, it's so sad. Carl didn't have a kiss yet.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Right. Why couldn't she wear leggings and then be like, boom. Boom. I guess she really didn't want people. I think she wanted to get them surprised as much as she could. Like she was drinking fake alcohol because everyone kind of knew. But then like Wes sees her drinking and it's like, oh, never mind. Never mind.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, I completely agree. I love Gabby. She's a really good friend. Yeah, she really is. And I do look forward to seeing her shine. But she's been wonderful in this role. Wes is like...
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Well, that's... I do think, like, people... That's the lesson. ...start to regret sharing because, yeah, everyone comes in either thinking they're an expert or wanting to be an expert and want to be like, hey, well, one time for me. Right. And it's like... It's not your time.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. No, it's a very much of a weenie energy. Um, What can you do?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
No, but they have their act together. Like, you just go in, they hit record.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
We're just, like, talent. Like, should we get our hair and makeup done?
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Right? We're just like walking in like, hey, how y'all doing? Look at me.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
The other one has merit. It's like, you love this sugar because you're always eating sugar.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Okay, but it can stay still because it's funny. All's that to say... It provides value in the humor department.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Hmm. Is there a way for you to share your journey and then tune out these bitches? Like if you were to share your journey, like maybe it's because you're a little too.
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Are we? Oh, my God. Zach was like to me last night. He was like, do you see that clip of Claudia and Jay Shetty? I'm like, oh, no, no, no. That's not for me. He was like, what do you mean? I'm like, well, we're too close. I can't watch. Of course. He was like, what do you mean? And he's like, what do you mean you need to watch a clip? I was like. He didn't get it? He didn't get it.
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I guess it's kind of like an odd thing to say at a glance. We're too close. I can't watch her.
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Well, I just want you to know he was very moved by your words.
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Actually, my house is asleep right now, which is crazy. The one time I have to get up early, you know, not on a Sunday, not on a Sunday. We're sleeping in.
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
And unless, like, Cal and Cowherd was on your episode with Jay Shetty.
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
What'd you call him? I will rein it in. I will do better. Just for that, if I ever have a surprise. We have to start kissing Cowherd ass? Like, if I need to get a Callan Cowherd cameo.
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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Of course I did. Oh my gosh. Summer House premiere. Summer House premiere. I also watched Watch What Happens Live. We are so back. I'm so excited about this season. It looks so good. I really enjoyed my time watching it last night after my meaningful evening with Hashem.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. No, but he definitely would have because I was like in bed with my warm blanket. Cozy. Yeah. cozy, feeling fulfilled.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Well, at least for last night's episode, he's not really a part of it. Like, I wouldn't... Honestly... I probably wouldn't have mentioned him in my recap, like, not even as a boycott.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Got it. Oh, that's so funny. I literally forgot about him. I thought you were going to say, like, Carl or Wes.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I'll also say just because I forgot about him.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah. Well, I'm really excited to recap that. And I don't want to rush through the rest of the show to do that. But that's kind of what I feel like doing. So down. Because also that's kind of the big thing that happened. It wasn't like a crazy news making 24 hours.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I feel like everyone was just kind of on a spiritual journey. That's how it felt. Or take your glucose test.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, it'll knock your socks off. And that just is like a little taste of a sugar high. So next time you're consuming loads of sugar, just remember.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I just want to tell you guys, my evening was so amazing. So thank you for asking. because I went to a women's event at a local shul. They had asked me to... They were having a guest speaker come. I'll explain who she is in a moment. And they asked me to moderate the conversation. That does fall in my wheelhouse of talents, technically, and I am a Jewish woman. So you're a speaker.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
I actually have seen someone say, like... Oh, good, good.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Well, actually, if you want to go deep, I wonder if you've seen this in the glucose discourse, that, like, the real crunchy ones. Bring their own? They won't drink that drink. I mean, some people skip the test altogether, but some people, like, drink their own sugary concoction because what you drank is, like, literal toxic waste. I mean, and I drank it, too. Okay.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, it's kind of crazy. It's like drink this disgusting, toxic liquid. Then we'll let you know if something's wrong with you. I'm like, well, there is now.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Yeah, and I wonder what – I've seen like what people bring, but it's kind of hard to match the level of craziness. That's demanded of the G.E.T.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Or you bring like a sugary drink. I don't know. Oh, like a Powerade. Yeah, but Mayhem wouldn't drink Powerade, so like. Of course, of course. Something else sugary.
The Toast
4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025
It was kind of an inspired choice. I agree. And I would like love to give back to my community and do something like that. And anytime I go to an event, especially like a religious event, like the manifesting one, like I always get so much out of it. So I'm like, why not have a meaningful evening? Why not? So I agreed to do it.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Thank you, turd.co. You're welcome. Our first story, major news. Jennifer Lopez will be hosting the 2025 American Music Awards. What? Yeah, 10 years after she hosted it in 2015 as well. So that helps.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
They're doing important work.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
On Wednesday, it was announced that JLo would be hosting the 2025 AMAs 10 years after she hosted the show last. the CEO of Dick Clark Productions, said we are thrilled to welcome Jennifer back to host the American Music Awards. Her incredible talent and incomparable stage presence make her the ideal host of the show. We know she will bring her one-of-a-kind energy to the official kickoff.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
celebration of summer. I didn't realize that's what the AMAs were.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Making you question the truth.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Same. And I will say, Kelly Clarkson hosts stuff like this, and it's not weird. She's a host. And she is the elk of Jennifer, but she does a lot of things, and it's probably part of her deal with NBC. And everyone wants her to do everything. She's an amazing host. They probably pay her so much, they want her so badly.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That's why people love her. No, this is different.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
She is the elf of J-Lo, but this is different and this is sad. And I just, maybe she should have saved her money better because it's just giving, like, broke.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I think JLo has made a ton of money. I think she spends a ton of money too.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. And she's just always, I think she just, she, you know, flattering. I've used this word fratteringly. Like she is a diva. She has high expenses. Kelly does not. And she also still makes a lot of money. But like, I think if JLo wants to continue living at the level that she lives at, she will have to pick up.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That's what I was going to say. Like, no, but maybe it's the sort of thing that gets you back into the lexicon and then you're in with Dick Clark and maybe we'll give you a little bit of this and a little bit of that and maybe people like you and then they'll buy the concert tickets. Like, it's a good thing to do.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, no. Because you don't even get that for the Golden Globes.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, but I also imagine the Golden Globes like don't have a lot of money. But it's the networks that pay, right?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
In 2015, she opened the ceremony with a medley of her biggest songs from, oh, to a medley of the biggest songs from that year. So that's also a good angle. That's very Kelly. Yeah. Yeah.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. But nothing of that performance was like memorable in a negative way.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, you can't. But that's the only name that comes to mind.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, but she just does a lot. She accepts a lot of things. I feel like JLo is a lot more particular. Selective. Yeah. Surprising to see her do this. Like she was nominated for an Oscar or snubbed for one.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, I think it's part of a comeback.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And I think she needs to come back if she wants to live at the level she lives for the rest of her life.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Understood. I've had a busy morning as well, but I'm happy to be sat here with you. Yesterday was so busy because we recorded the redheads. Us gals are just so funny. Like we do not get paid enough for the work that we do. We're so funny. The episode is coming out at some point today because I have to put it together still.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That's what she tried to do, sort of.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I think midway through, they changed it to a Greatest Hits branding, hoping to sell more tickets. But I do think she should go to Vegas and do Greatest Hits. I think if people are in Vegas, I'm not even the biggest J-Lo fan, but if I'm going to Vegas to see some shows and she's available, I would go see her.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I think it also has to do with ego. Like, like you said, she doesn't want to be like a legacy. Considered her legacy era. She thinks she's still a pop star.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So that will be exciting to see her host the AMAs on May 26th.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
like she has the talent she like refuses to like rest on her talent you know it's enough yeah for me for me are you ready for our next story a little more music news yeah because ed sheeran says that his goal is to move to nashville and make country music that is the goal of his career so he will do it like you could do literally do whatever you want you're the biggest artist in the world
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
um but you know what what's a few more hours you've I agree seven days and like I know everyone like they wouldn't want me to kill myself to get the episode up and like if I had to put it together yesterday like I would not be the same girl here today I understand listen take your time normalize not meeting deadlines like I'm just I'm so over like showing off no and you could feel that energy from all of the girls yesterday like all of us had a month like yeah and then we read this book the girls were not happy
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I don't know. I think he takes country music really seriously. He said that he's like made some country music songs, but he's not put them out. And like that he wants to. He said, I made country songs in the past. They've just never come out. I have to do it properly. And once you transition to country, you can't transition back. Once you're there, you're there. Interesting.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I don't know. But like a Post Malone, like he doesn't want to come back.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, I think that's what Ed is saying. Got it. Anyways, then he also said, Nashville is like my favorite city in the States. It's always been like my end goal. I'm going to move to Nashville and transition to country, but I think you just have to do it properly. It's a genre you really have to respect, and it's not just dip in and out. Why thank you, Ed.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I think he would make beautiful country music.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
He respects the hell out of country music.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And he doesn't want to half-ass it. I think that's a really good goal and speaks to a goodness in Ed.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That you're a man, Sharon Stamm?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Okay. You're leaving the genre? You're Maren Mars? No.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Okay, Claudia, that is the popular take. Yeah, I've seen that.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
The first time I heard the song, I didn't think anything of it. And I didn't analyze it that much. And I think I just like heard a clip. But then I started seeing like people like really like clipping like certain things that she was doing. And people were like, this is really bad.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. It's really bad. I've seen that before. So you're not alone. That is a popular take. People said like she would have been better on Slim Pickens. But like. Yes. Her register and the register of the song are just not. It's like Ben's. Vibing. You know.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That's, I think, whether people are saying it or feeling it, I don't know anyone that's like, this was a slay.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Respect your elders. Yeah, what are you, disgusting?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So I don't think it's a negative thing to say about Dolly because I think it was just a mismatch of song. Like, Dolly's voice is Dolly's voice. She sounds like Dolly. It's just the wrong song for her.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. Sabrina has to put it out.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Sabrina has to put it out. Who makes the call? Dolly. It could only be Dolly. And Dolly obviously thought it was good. I don't think Dolly listened to it after she left the studio. No.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
She puts her name on a ton of shit.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
She wrote a book with James Patterson. Yes.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, no shade, but like I don't think she was listening closely after she left the studio.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I like that. Sabrina's like, are you sure? She's a sweet little girl. I like her. It doesn't make Sabrina look bad. She's Sabrina.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Who can say that? I don't think it makes Dolly look bad. It was just bad. It was just a bad song. I don't blame anyone. We tried. We have to try.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. So, Ed Sheeran. I've decided I like him.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? It's a little Mariska news.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
They're fine. They're fine. It's about the other interesting fact of Mariska's life, which is that she's Jane Mansfield's daughter. Which is something that I know, but every time I hear it, I'm learning it for the first time.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, but Mariska is detailing her quest to understand her late mother, Jane Mansfield, in a new documentary. She's such an underrated nepo baby. She is. She's making a documentary called My Mom Jane about her mom, Jane Mansfield, the 1950s Hollywood star who tragically died in 1967. So nearly 60 years after her untimely death, Jane's daughter... Didn't she die in a really crazy way?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, but we do record at the exact time.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
What is the way? I don't know a lot about Jane Mansfield except for that song, Jane Mansfield's Car. I'm sitting in Jane Mansfield's car from Mean Girls.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So that's weird, that lyric then.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
What is that song? I'm independent.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Sounds like you need this documentary.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
She died in a traffic collision at 34. That's all this says.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh, nice. I didn't know Mariska had siblings, but she's now doing an HBO documentary about her mom's life that she both directed and produced. It will be released in June. She said, I feel grateful, fulfilled and so proud to share this film. I never got to make a movie with my mom and she never got to make the kind of movie she wanted to make.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, but, like, so that you should feel good knowing that you – it may feel for you like you've let things go, but, like, things feel fine. Oh, that's good. Okay. Yeah.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Hashtag my mom, Jane, which is the name of the documentary and now a hashtag. Thank you.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Okay, well you have your plans in place. We had long discussions about them in the family chat yesterday. You have plans, Eastern plans.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Let us know how that is.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, you're upside down.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Get a ticket on game time.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, give him time. Trust the process. I know it's, like, annoying, but there's nothing you can do aside from what you're doing, so.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Okay, the way that I hear that, like what I interpret it as, like these people take the show way too seriously. And I actually feel like he thinks he's hugging like a dead girl. Like because her story ended in tragedy and like he's hugging Chelsea.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Well, there's time. Yeah, whatever. And, Coach, you gotta relax, you know? I'm so relaxed. Stress-free.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Explain it instead of saying you don't get it. When everyone who says you don't get it, like no one offers an explanation. Explanation. You just don't get it.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Come here. It's very condescending thing to say makes them feel smart. They understand. Yes.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah that's definitely one issue with the White Lotus and I think that the fans of White Lotus do get carried away and they need to be held accountable for that but I'd like to hold the cast accountable for what they're doing too like actually thinking that they are these people and like they posting like as if they're on vacation like with and it's fun and I think it's really good for like the the show and all these behind the scenes pictures but like I get sad for when the show's over.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
i don't even know stress yeah yeah also i couldn't uh edit the redheads last night because i watched summer house and i was like i'm not gonna miss summer house lexi was on watch what happens live i caught about six minutes before my tv froze and just didn't come back and i thought it was a sign because i needed to go to sleep and i was like okay it is a sign all my wi-fi everything my phone was working just this like one program wasn't working it was a higher power telling me to go to sleep go to sleep
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Well, yeah, I saw a headline today, and now I'll investigate it, that he called White Lotus an open prison camp. Yeah. Open air prison. Yes. He. No, he's referring. He's referring camp. You couldn't avoid one another. There are tensions and difficulties. I don't know if they spilled from on screen to off screen or if it would have happened anyway. There were alliances that formed and broke.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Romances that formed and broke. Rick and Chelsea. Friendships that formed and broke. It's a long period of time for people to be away from their family with an open bar and all the wildness being in Thailand allows.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
wow but yeah that does speak to like i think that one might explain a little bit of rick and chelsea drama whether it was a friendship that went south um but i think also them really when you're remote and you're this person and everyone's in character and like method acting i think lines get blurred and it's easy to get carried away yeah yeah and we gotta snap back to reality
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Everything. Everything he does is inappropriate, which is why he's a lost cause in this relationship. There's nothing that she could say. No behavior. She could exhibit, be chill enough that will make this relationship work because he's just... And she's never claimed to be chill. She's actually been very upfront. Like, hi, I'm a really kind of like possessive, jealous person.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, but it's not even like, oh, if she did it this way or she did it that way that this relationship could work. It won't work because he's not ready and he doesn't respect...
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
her enough to stop doing all of these things and I I don't even think it will take a a girl to change him like something has to change with him within himself or it just doesn't you know and this is just who he is and he can just that's fine this playboy for his life um but yeah I don't think anything she's said or done is crazy he met her family so when his family's in town like she should meet them she loves him they're together all the time she like really really likes him yes it's fast but it's it's not weird
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah especially when your families don't live in the place where you live and if they happen to be coming to town they might not come again for six months and like we are dating like yeah maybe you should meet them just to like know who I'm seeing.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I think it's a nice thing but of course he wasn't ready for that it does lead her on like Wes said like Wes was like I introduced Sierra to my family because like yeah that's fun I like you I like them let's all have fun.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
He didn't realize what it would mean to her, you know?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So you have to be careful with stuff like that, especially when you know in your heart you're not serious about someone.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. Also, when people say that about boy girl friendships, it bothers me because you're not brother sister and like you could have sex and we're not going to call it incest. So that's not a thing. But it is a really convenient excuse for like guys being close with girls and girls and guys when like you feel like they shouldn't be friends.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
You say we're brother sister, but like you are not like you don't share DNA. You could happily run off into the sunset.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, and no one's really telling Lexi the truth.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Like, what happened, whether they think it was inappropriate. And then I also feel like when they were saying how Jesse and Lexi have already had an argument already made up, and it's only been a month, and, like, why is that even a thing at a month? It's like, and they're saying that to Jesse, like, that's crazy that you're already...
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
like fighting maybe it seemed like it's they're fighting because of Lexi but it's because of what you did like does anyone want to say to Jessie like you are the reason why your relationship is off to a rough start like this girl is all in on you what I think she's asking for stop following she's not even saying unfollow all girls she's saying stop following new girls like that isn't crazy
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And when they said she was so young and then they said she's 26. I don't think 26 is that young. Me neither.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That's still like nothing serious. But like, I feel like I moved at a pretty average pace in life. I met like Zach, like not even that young. And I got married at 26 and I didn't feel like I was super early for that at all. So like her being 26, she's not that young. I think when you're 26, like you have your head pretty much screwed on straight.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, she is. And I also like when we announced that she was going to be on the show because it like came out. Who she is is not at all what I expected. Me neither. Like she's so bubbly. She's so friendly. She's so sweet. Like a girl with a face like that could be like a cold hearted bitch.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Maybe you're not the level of maturity you'll be at like 30 and 35, but you don't reach those levels of maturity also until you do certain things. And that like forces you to become more mature. So I don't, I didn't think that was a super strong argument. I think at 26, like you're ready to settle down and she is. And I like how open she is about how she feels.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And on the one hand, like she should have played it a little differently. Right. She shouldn't have like given into him the first week and like, she should have made him work harder for it. I don't think would have changed their outcome, which I don't think they're together because he's not ready for a relationship, but like,
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
in hindsight like you could say that that's why you know she should have like dangled the carrot a little bit more but one like that's what Sierra did with West and it ended the same way didn't work and two I really like that Lexi's like I'm not gonna play games if I like someone I'm gonna tell them and I'm not gonna regret falling in love really fast because that's how I am and it makes me not worried about her no I'm not worried about her either especially seeing her on Watch Robbins Live like she's fine she's healed she's moved on
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
On that one, I'm going to give her a pregnancy pass.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I'm just giving her a pass that I like her. But like I do think she's allotted like a couple pregnancy passes. Like she said in the car with Paige, she's so hormonal. If you're on the receiving end of her rage, watch out. So pregnancy pass for that. And I'm not going to clown on her. And it was actually like a really funny exchange. Hysterical. And you know what? She gave Carl a nice moment.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, she was like respectful towards all the girls who talk shit about her in the entire episode.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
because like grief is really hard but then also like to lose a system of support yeah that's also really sad like alone and not alone in distractions not have someone who's there whose sole job is to cheer you up that day I felt warm towards him and I feel like even on that day Lindsay might could have like maybe she did say something to him could have said something like I hate you but I have love for you today like I'm you know what I that's the sort of thing where it's like it doesn't matter there are things in life where like it doesn't matter what happened we can lay down our arms for a moment and like we're two human beings and like
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
We used to love each other. And no matter what happens between us, like this is a terrible thing that happened. And I am here for you in this capacity. And I feel like that she didn't say it, but I feel like that's how she feels.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And it's just you don't expect that from someone with her face. Like her face is insane.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
When Wes came out and gave him a hug, I was like, oh yeah, that's what you're supposed to do.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. I agree. Oh, hello. Hello.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Her face card, and insane in a good, like, she is like the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
The door opening when you're recording is frightening.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh my God. Okay. Do you need a minute? I'm sorry that happened. You're handling it really well.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
You did. You would never know.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
She's growing up, you guys. Wearing her emotions on the inside.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I think he was. I think he was sat for it. I think he's now wondering what we thought about the conversation with Ciara and Paige at the DJ event.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No, Paige had to break up with him before the season aired because he could never see this and then turn to her and be like, what? So I think she really broke up with him smack in between the end of summer and when the season was airing. And I think she knew there was a countdown because the things that she was saying on the show, it's like, yeah,
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, and I really like her, and I want great things for her. I have a lot of thoughts on her and Jessie. Jesse is like someone who's really conflicting me as a person because when he was leading the Shabbat, Claudia, I'm like calling Margo saying, get this boy to our Shabbat table.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I wonder what we would think if they hadn't broken up yet and it reminds me really of um Kyle and Amanda the season that they got married and like I feel like all the conversations that were had like how are these people still together right like they were having such like devastating conversations that this is like the
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
But like people do work things out and couples have issues and you choose to stay together. And I guess if you're a good reality show, you say what's on your heart and you deal with the consequences whenever. But we can see the wheels falling off and their relationship not being exactly like... what it's been in the past and what we thought it was at that time.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And I feel like, didn't he even go to some of her shows? Didn't he go on stage at some shows?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I feel like I remember seeing him on stage at shows and now just, like, realizing that this tour really came between them. Was, like, a big thing for them. And it will seriously always crack me up how they talk about Craig like he is broke and jobless when she definitely makes, like, millions more than him, but I still think he makes millions. And she's right.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
If she were to stop working completely, like, they wouldn't be able to live at the level. At the same level. Like, having two places and jet setting and, you know,
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. And that's a gender biological gap.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, there is. But it just like really makes me laugh that they talk about Craig like that went on his show. He's homeless. He's the big man on campus. Yeah. And so, yeah, I do. I see why they broke up. And I think that just the gap between them just got bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And I actually think that like it's good that they broke up yeah like I was devastated when I found out and Craig wouldn't probably wouldn't be happy living in New York City raising kids in New York City his wife is on tour and he's what stay at home dad and he probably would have to put all of his passions on the back burner like it just there's no future for them so even though they get along well and they're chicken and they laugh.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
But they're making it palatable watching this.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. So, that's the episode. Yeah, Jesse Solomon. I'm really in a pickle with Jesse Solomon. Like...
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And he had a, he had a real tune. Yep. And the way he described Shabbat, I feel like was very, a very good description of, It was really beautiful to see. He needs a stern talking to. Like, honestly, I think we need to talk. We need to have him on the show and say, what are you doing?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh, my gosh. What a guy.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, and then also, like, he is very Jewish, and he, like, knows all the melodies, and he did Shabbat every week with his family. So, like, you know, it's hard to see him with Lexi, who's not Jewish, even though they're clearly no longer together.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. If he was a one woman, man, settle down.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I would be happy if he ends up with Lexi, but I've moved on for Lexi. Lexi and Craig.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I'm invested in her for sure.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. No, she's a great cast.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So, like, I would like to see him with a Jewess, but, like, no woman deserves what he's about to put any girl through because he's not ready for a relationship. Agreed.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I felt bad that everyone was making fun of Lil's Lemon.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Okay, but like justice for Lil's Lemon.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
She would have a podcast on Lemonada. Like, regardless of the lemon. Right. She's very Lemonada.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, she's the Elk of Lemonada.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Well, it's very sweet to wish someone a happy National Sibling Day, but I feel like unless you post on Instagram, you didn't really commemorate. Like you could tell me privately happy National Siblings Day. Also because I feel like we get National Sisters Day. Siblings are for people with mixed.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
What the kids say coded, I say Elk of.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It's a great question. I don't have any big special plans, but I think every day being your sister is a special day.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
yeah of course of course of course I just feel like I always wish there was somebody around to like be so funny and like entertain me you don't though and meanwhile I'm over here dancing for my supper but if there was someone who came into our group who was like so funny so entertaining like sort of like you know the center of gravity for the group and I'm not saying that in any way to put anyone else down but that's like what you are you would hate it yeah could you imagine no
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
But you don't want to. Like, I know you.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That's why you have your siblings.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And I have celebrate on National Sibling Day.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So happy National Sibling Day to all who celebrate.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It is, but it's not nice.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Why, thank you. I think my face... I do think you're beautiful. Thank you. I think I did a good job on my hair and makeup today. On the show, I look nicer when I put my hair up, I've realized. It gives me a little snatch.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It's so crazy. It's like I do my hair, I do the whole blowout. The nicer my hair looks in person, the worse it looks on the show because of the headphones.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I seriously need to stop blowing out my hair because I hate how I look on the days where I do a flush blowout.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, I was just waiting. I didn't even want to continue.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Because it's hurtful when I continue talking and then you come. It is, it is. So I'm like, I'm going to protect myself. Go ahead.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
And it's like, as much as you do cut me off, like, it doesn't, like, in the regular sense, it doesn't bother me. But in, like, that sense, it bothers me.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That's just how we talk.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
There were one or two that were unexpected that I had forgotten about that genuinely made me laugh.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I feel like thoroughly celebrated. Yeah.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh shoot. Yes. That was a good one.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh, I miss stories like that.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
When the speaker died, of course, when I read Cody Simpson as entertainer of the year and you were surprised at the nominees. And I said, who are you looking for? That was funny. Um, Oh, guessing the lyrics to Taylor Swift's Tortured Poets songs.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
My retelling of Cat in the Hat, which I read. We read it last night before bed. And I just love that book because it's so good. But it also made me a star. Like I will never have anything bad to say about that book.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It was audio only because we came back from Connecticut and then we had to quarantine for 14 days.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Because we drove through Connecticut when we went to Newport.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
But it was because of our drive through Connecticut. That was a 14-day quarantine. That was the rules of Connecticut.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Like, every state had different, like...
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Like, yeah, because that is not why we knew that we drew through Connecticut. And then they saw that if they saw that we left our house before 14 days, they would call the police.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh, yeah. We did also get sick with not COVID. But yeah, right. We couldn't even we're like, we don't want to say it.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It was a hard time, you guys.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
It was a very hard time. And then also Peppa Pig, Mommy Pig and Daddy Pig having another baby.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
That they still get down. Mommy Pig throwing it in a circle. That's literally from like three weeks ago, Claudia.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Claudia, no. A few weeks ago I announced like, you know Peppa the...
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
There's Peppa Pig and then George.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I think that you are. And how do you know it's National Sibling Day? Who told you that?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
You were being so funny. You said you didn't know Mommy Pig still gets down like that.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Oh, I thought it's really funny.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Trent, I'm noticing people like when we talk about kids stuff.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I guess we'll just have to wait until like you care about it and then it's all we'll talk about, right?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
I wonder what she talks about on her podcast, though.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah, I follow her on the gram. Does anyone make a part of your piece of content than JC Marie?
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
No. Nobody has that JC Marie eye. Except for Kendall Jenner.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
They are so fucking weird. Oh, good. And it's been a weird week of stories. Like, I want to just do a PSA for any celebrities. Like, if you want to make news, now is the time. Now's the time. There's really not a lot going on. It's really crazy. I don't know why. It's just a random weekend in April. Maybe everyone's getting ready for the hog. But, like, there is nothing going on.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
So I have, like, five, like, interesting random stories. But I don't know why it's such like a quiet week. I don't mind it. I'm just but they're like really. Yeah.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yeah. And I do have one because it's a little bit interesting. But it's it's just like what's even the lead story on page six right now? Like, oh, sad news. But just, you know, a lot of people making Instagram comments like making news.
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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025
Yes. Without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you that do need to know.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
That T-shirt that you stole from me?
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Our first story is the other name on everybody's lips, Rascal Flatts. have announced that they are doing, I don't know what this is exactly called, but it's like a, it's like a greatest hits Q lab album, greatest hits Q lab album. So they are putting out an album called, um, life is a highway refuel duets. So they are redoing their most popular songs with popular artists and
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
In country and beyond. So the last time I felt this way like I feel like sick with with excitement and like how overwhelmed I am. The last time I felt this way was the Greatest Showman reimagined album where that like Greatest Showman was my favorite movie musical of all time. I love the music and like just when I was
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah, so here are the songs that they're doing on the album and with whom. One, I Dare You with Jonas Brothers, which we know. Two, Fast Cars and Freedom with Jason Aldean. Like, I'm seriously going to pass away. That's such an underrated Rascal Flat song.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Like, I'm so excited. Next, My Wish with Carly Parrs.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
It's worth mentioning that Bless the Broken Road is not on here, and I'm kind of grateful for that. It's also not their song, right?
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
She's doing a dry run to make sure that the tickets are good. That's so funny. She totally talked about this on the redheads because she was like nervous. I'm sure also she wants to go twice, but she's like scared of me. And she should be.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Then five, Stand with Brandon Lake. Stand also a deep cut, a Paraji song. I don't know Brandon Lake, but I look forward to meeting him.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
He's the Lord. Elevation Worship, my king. Beautiful. And I guess Stand is definitely, has a lot of faith behind it.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Six, Summer Nights with Ashley Cook. Now I know Ashley Cook like has to be on this album just like for country music to see another day. But like Summer Nights, we love.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
They're the boys in the wheels that bring them. I'm such a boy with the wheels. I'm literally so excited for their concert. No, I feel really sick.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
yeah shit it's gonna be a party weekend i can't get on a plane what hurts the most with backstreet boys okay so eight people on one song fun no you know what it's good it's good because i was gonna skip the backstreet boys collab and i was probably gonna skip what hurts the most because it's just like a little overplayed in my opinion yeah i'm only skipping one song i'm not complaining and the fact that the backstreet boys like respect rascal flats like thank you
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
For sure. The next one may be the best one yet. Yours if you want it with Jordan Davis. Is everyone going to be okay? Oh, I'm not. Cause I'm not. And the fact that we're going to get like new versions of these songs that we love, but that were recorded like 20 years ago, but it's going to be like new instruments, maybe a couple of new riffs. Like it's kind of like, you know, Taylor's versions.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
No, I think that's what Margot's going to.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah. And that's at Foxwood. I think.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I mean, sometimes you have to miss amazing concerts when you're pregnant. Like, I'm so sorry. I missed Luke Holmes at MSG.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
But you do have a pull-out couch. I do. It's really beautiful. And I think it's time. It's disturbing your sleep. This is a very normal thing that happens. It's time. We can't go through this every night. Here comes goodbye. My God, we have a story today by way of Rascal Flatts that I am quaking in my boots.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
That's okay. That doesn't haunt me actually, which is weird because it was like my sisters and my friends.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
It's just because like there was no world in which I could possibly go. Luke Combs at MSG when I'm like down the street by myself and my sisters are at Luke Combs like that haunts me.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah. Next, we have Life is a Highway with Lizzy Hale. I expect you to tell me who that is. I have literally no idea. She's not like one of your TikTok girls? Lizzy Hale? Yeah, I think Billboard forgot the I because it's L-Z-Z-Y Hale, but I'm assuming it's Lizzy. No, no, no, that's her name.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Okay, so she's just in a different genre. She's not a TikTok person, I didn't know. Wait, that's like really weird. And then the last one is I'm Moving On with Kelly Clarkson. You guys, I feel like I'm being pranked. Is it April 1st? I'm moving on.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
No. Cause I think it's just like, then it's becomes a free for all. Plus this is happening on June 6th. So like we have some time. Oh, okay.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Because like the big, like, you know, Beyonce is probably like a million dollars.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I don't think they're a million dollars. But they do have to split through.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
So do you think like $250,000 is a good guess? I do, actually. Okay, Claudia. Like, let's break out the piggy bank. We're going to start saving.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I hope we find out before this episode is over. Not to like put them in blast.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
We could get a deal. Maybe the fees.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
And you could have, oh, by the way, you could have, like, a birthday party this summer at the house. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, with other people. It's not just, like, me and you listening to them. Why? And, like, maybe you could ask the guests to contribute. Yeah, a cover. In lieu of gifts, please contribute to the Rascal Flats Fund.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Okay, well, that's exciting, and I'm so excited. Thank you, Rascal Flatts. Thank you for coming back together, and I do think that this is the beginning of them working together again. I don't think they retired. I think they needed time off, and now they'll probably have a lot of fun with this.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
But they're also getting old. I don't think it's so interpersonal when they've been doing it for 30 years, and they're a well-oiled machine. I think it was more so tiresome. It felt like their time to go, and then they realized that it was not their time to go.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I hope they have a blast on tour. I hope that this album gets all of its flowers and they're like, okay, the world needs us. We're back. I'm moving on. They're not moving on. How about that?
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I'm glad that I could make you excited.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? It's not funny. It's not funny.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
I'm not. But Jennifer Hudson was hit in the face by a basketball while sitting courtside at the Knicks game. So Jennifer Hudson had the spotlight on her when an accident at the New York Knicks game interrupted her date night. That's so Knicks. Like they can't even throw the ball on the court. They have to hit someone.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
And you ordered it a while ago because I wore this like a few weeks ago.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah. He did try to help. Also, I guess I didn't remember that Jennifer Hudson and Common are dating.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Perhaps. No, I think they're dating.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
This is kind of like a meet cute. Like, oh, yes. Oh, let me help you.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
She was sitting courtside with her partner Common.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
And it's just worth noting that the Knicks player lost control of the ball. Do you want to know his name? Should we shame him? Okay, I know. Was it Jalen Brunson? No. And it wasn't the guy that you told Ben about Luke Holmes.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
It was Miles McBride. I don't even know him. So he owes her an apology.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah, and then it hit her glasses. So then like the glasses hit your face. Like that just really hurts.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah, oh my God, I would be. Like it's painful.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Like when you get hit, like it's just, you didn't expect that. And so it's like, you're frayed.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
No, same. Everyone thinks sitting courtside is so glamorous. I guess, no thanks.
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Yeah, but they've been dating for so long now that it's not like a date where we have to be able to connect and this and that. Like you want to be in the game. You want to feel the sweat dripping. Every we all got pain. So I'm sorry that that happened to her.
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No, but when you look at the model, like it's super, it's meant to be like. Cinched. Cinched and like tight and worn high and it's fucking weird.
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Like what are the odds that someone gets hit and that it's Jennifer Hudson? It's usually like a nobody who paid like $6,000 for that seat. We wouldn't even hear about it. Yeah. Like if someone got hit with the ball. And then we'd also be like, oh, they must be so excited because they're like huge. It's like catching a ball, you know, in baseball. Right, right, right.
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But no, it's not like that at all.
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It's just like, no, that's not right. It's not right. And the Knicks need to play better.
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Correct. Pete Davidson offers Colin Jost a $20,000 olive branch following the feud that made them stop speaking. So these two are funny, and they're always spending money. Yeah, I thought that they were good. They bought that stupid-ass boat. Yeah, but I think the boat came between them for a lot of different reasons. I think it was a money pit.
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I don't think they were each contributing the same amount of sweat, equity, and interest. And now Pete Davidson is on the road to making amends with Colin Jost. So he gifted him a $20,000 Cartier watch following the pair's alleged fallout, Page Six can confirm. The luxury timepiece was an olive branch from Pete to Colin after their rumored rift behind the scenes of SNL.
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The Sun was the first to report the news that Pete gifted him the watch after the, after, I hate when they do this. Like when they're like, after the King of Staten Island. After Pete. After Pete. And then the whole way down the article, they're going to say, after the. The tatted X of Kim Kardashian.
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Why do they do that? Pete. His name is Pete. I was reading a different article the other day that was doing it so much. I couldn't read it.
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Oh, I think it might have been about Jay-Z. And I'm like, it's easier to just write Jay-Z than to write the rock nation out of town.
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So just like call him a rapper or call him Jay. No, but like it's a very weird thing that they do. And as someone, I want you to sound off in the comments. Like if you work in journalism, like why do they do, why do they have to do it?
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Yeah. Sometimes they phone it in. Just say like, you don't know. And some, or say like, this isn't a question that we really generated answers to.
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Yeah, I'm like, oh, I'm alone in this world.
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No, it makes me feel like my question is stupid because nobody else has asked it. But there's no such thing as a stupid question.
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It's unclear exactly what led to their feud, but it did affect their joint purchase of the decommissioned Staten Island Ferry, which they had planned to turn into a live entertainment space, but they obviously have not.
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This cardigan? Yeah, like one day. No, because it's not even about that you're pregnant. It's the way that the cardigan is.
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I still don't understand why this didn't work. It's a good idea.
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Oh, but don't you think if they broke up as friends because it didn't work? What came first?
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Perhaps. Or maybe it was about that Pete didn't stay. Who knows?
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Well, I hope that they can make up. Hopefully it's not that serious. Nothing a watch can't fix. Yeah. That's nice.
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And maybe it was Pete's fault because I do feel like he's in this like phase of atonement and trying to better himself. And so he's like making amends and trying to win Colin back over because maybe he did something wrong. I agree. Are you ready for our next story?
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It is. Dreamland Baby is a sponsor of today's show and it's one of my favorite Bebe brands for Bebe products. They make the best... products for baby sleep, pajamas, clothing, blankets, swaddles, everything for so many different reasons. One, they use great materials in their products, but two, they have the Dreamland Baby Sleep Sack, which is the weighted sleep sack.
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They also have the weighted sleep swaddle. And it is so amazing because it does for a baby or a toddler what a gravity blanket does for an adult, which is promotes calm, reduces anxiety, which all in all, results in better sleep for baby, which by the theory of osmosis, results in better sleep for you. For mama. If A equals B and B equals C, then C equals better sleep for you.
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Then we love that for you. So Dreamland Baby Co. is a one-stop destination for baby sleep, honestly, because you can also get pajamas. They use really great fabrics, top quality fabrics. I'm really particular about pajamas. I want them to be super soft and made with great materials.
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So you can go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter our code TOAST at checkout to receive 20% off site wide plus free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customers, so that is a great promo code TOAST at dreamlandbabyco.com, your one-stop shop for bebe, kid, toddler sleep, and vis-a-vis sleep for you. I'm a couple weeks away from having to place my first order.
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Oh, I'm so excited for you to, like, realize what Dreamland Baby is about and be like, oh, it's magic.
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It's also like you buy it as a set so you couldn't send back the sweater without the pants.
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Oh, navy's cute. Maybe I should get that one.
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Our next story is some great news. Lala Ken has settled her three-year custody battle with her ex, Randall Emmett, over their daughter, Ocean. She says, I'm very, very happy. So during an Amazon live stream on Tuesday, Lala shared that her and Randall have settled their three-year custody battle over their daughter.
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yeah well it just got settled she said you guys the custody battle is over it's officially ended we're done with it so there's my tea for the day she expressed how overjoyed she was to be able to reach a legal agreement with randall she said after over three years we have signed an agreement that is best for our daughter ocean so i'm very very happy about that she admitted that the process has weighed on her heart and soul for so long she said i'm sure it's been the same for my ex and i'm just so happy that we were able to get to a good place
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for the well-being of our kid. That was nice of her to like give him grace and say it's probably been hard for him too.
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what's new with you we haven't even chatted since yesterday like i know what's new with me well redheads is up so after you listen to the toast head over to the redheads for a fantastic episode like seriously hilarious girls just having a lot is new with you so a lot's new with me because i was editing that yesterday i watched even more tv because i watched summer house which i was so excited to watch then i went back to wlm has anybody made it to the eighth episode
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Oh, okay. Well, I hope she got so much custody. I'm so happy. I figured this was still ongoing because we did never hear of anything happening
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being resolved um but just to think that she's been like going through this still while she was pregnant while she had a newborn and like she's still in these proceedings i'm so glad that it's over i hope that she has a wonderful agreement and can enjoy this new phase of her life
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But she'll be on the Valley. Is that confirmed? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Her and Sheena.
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I don't know. I can't remember.
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And Tom Schwartz because he's Lala's boyfriend, yeah.
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Yeah, she couldn't be without him.
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Did he have anything interesting to say, Tom Sandoval? No. I saw that he spoke about Jax's addiction, saying like, yeah, we knew.
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Oh, a new one? What about the girl that was like, I got Sandoval, and then she was like, never mind, no, I didn't.
The Toast
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You're lying. She literally tried to smear him once again. I think it's her. And then was like, Citril Z, he didn't do it.
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Wow, he's very forgiving. Yeah.
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That's funny. Well, I should have made that a fifth story so we could talk about Bravo, but we do still have a fifth story.
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Sarah Hyland is on Broadway, if you didn't know, and she's in The Great Gatsby, if you didn't know that that's now a Broadway show. I didn't know. Things I didn't know, any of this.
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So Sarah Hyland calls her role in the Great Gatsby musical deliciously complex as she returns to Broadway. Who does she play? She is placing Daisy Buchanan, the magnetic 1920s socialite whose ethereal beauty, vulnerable innocence, and longing for security quickly makes her the object of protagonist Jay Gatsby's all-consuming obsession.
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Maybe she was drunk, out with friends, doing karaoke. Was she the pink talent? I don't know.
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No. Not that I saw the video, but to me that sounds like...
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a gag like oh my gosh there's a stage just Nikki Blonsky sing your song and she's been like out drinking and it's like not gonna be the best well it goes without saying like if I'm ever in a facility with a stage and Nikki Blonsky walks in like I'm gonna get up there and you're gonna sing you can't stop the beat and I'm not gonna no no I'm not gonna get on stage I'm talking to Nikki Nikki yeah so maybe that's what happened I feel like that's what happened because that's just kind of like natural human behavior
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yeah we're only human like is to see Nikki Blonsky and like put her to work I've actually never physically seen Nikki Blonsky and that's definitely something I want to work on if you saw Nikki Blonsky would you one of my favorite things is like when people sing for celebrities yeah yeah that guy it's so everyone does it and like now it's funny because they like do it bad if you saw Nikki Blonsky would you sing for her no who's the celebrity you would sing for
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Yeah, and she rolls up the window.
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No, the thing is it only works when it's not amazing. I don't want to see someone actually sing. I would sing for Kelly. Oh, that's good. And I feel like all the publicists now have like told their clients.
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This is a thing. Just tell them it's good.
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Tell them it's good. Clap and move on.
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I love it. I love it too. It's so awkward.
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Yeah. And like, if you wanted that to be your baby, like you wouldn't have broken up with her like two months before your wedding. So that's why I don't really feel sorry for him. And it's just a little awkward. Sure. And I felt like everyone was like, oh, like, and I hate games.
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And if someone made me do that, I'd be like, oh, but then once I get into it, they're like all sweating, huffing and puffing and feeling really competitive. Like that was really funny.
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No she's so rude and then so supportive like and then so helpful like cleaning up dinner setting up the gender reveal being the one to set the table being so fucking rude to Lindsay and saying nasty comments but being so helpful and a really good friend. She's like oh gender reveal is that going to be a sponsored post like oh jealous. Yeah or like Turner should be here like. Yes.
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No says the nastiest things so helpful because she cleans up.
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I think she's just all of those things.
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No, I think she's just all of the above.
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Yeah. And it bothers me that the other girls aren't encouraging Jesse to take it seriously. And their reactions are making Jesse feel like she's being unreasonable. And like her jealousy is going to come between them when I wish that they would. And this is an issue that we've seen in everybody's relationship where like you no one wants to be mature in their relationship.
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Like they want everyone to like act like they're fun and party and whatever and not like take things seriously. And so that bothers me. And it's like voting poorly for Jesse and Lexi. And I feel like now it's like, oh, they're about to start hating each other.
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I don't know. Why are you coming up for me? No, no, I'm not going to circle friends.
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Yeah. And Jesse being like, I don't want to change who I am, which is like, you know, the right thing to say. That's like a nice thought. It's like you don't have to change who you are by just like tamping down the Instagram comments. And then also now you get to leave all those comments on her profile. Like you get to be that way for just her. And that's a really nice thing.
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right well that's the thing it's it's because of Amanda he should just shut his mouth on everything and not starts up because it puts his wife in like a really bad position it excavates all this stuff that they obviously don't discuss and don't want to discuss and even though Kyle is hurt about this or that he should have swallowed it for Amanda because she is like so sad now and it's just made a mess of things and it's not like things are even going to get fixed so like why do you have to go
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and say something. And I do understand like, I mean, when Craig texted Paige being like, that would be like Craig yelling at Amanda for Kyle taking a deal with home and hearth. I'm like, oh, well that would be preposterous. Yeah. Preposterous.
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No, but every clip that I've seen is from an episode I've already seen. I've yet to see one clip from like the eighth episode past. Who's the guest? Like, I don't know anything. I'm not sure other than that girl that anyone has made it there. I plan to make it there. I think I'm on. I finished episode five last night. She had her two friends on who we recognized from her documentary.
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I could understand how like, you know, if someone does something, if you're friends with someone and their partner does something like you would mention it to them if you're super close with them. But like given the history and the Amanda of it all and how things are so tenuous as it is, shut your mouth.
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Like it turns out we've been walking on eggshells.
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That she's been swallowing. That she didn't say.
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No. And like Hannah did the ad with the drink brand. And because of that, Kyle and Hannah never spoke again. And Paige said like, if we keep going this way, then Kyle and Craig will never speak again. And like, that's not what she wants for her life. That's not what she wants for a friendship with Amanda, that their partners would have such beef.
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And so she's trying to nip it in the bud, but yeah, it's the exact same thing.
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Yeah really sad because also then I was like realizing the friendship piece of it and I guess I just always like assumed oh it works even though Hannah and Amanda like wouldn't be close but I didn't realize how close they all once were and like Paige saying like if I ever have a bachelorette party like Hannah and Amanda can't both come.
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Yeah, yeah. No, I would think the same. Yeah. But no, she takes both relationships really seriously and it like kind of kills her that her friends aren't friends, especially because they used to all be best friends. Like that's, that's tough. Yeah. It's not like I have my home friends and my camp friends and they're not close, but they don't need to be.
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It's like, no, we were a threesome and now I am still best friends with each of you, but we can't be like we once were.
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Yeah, I didn't even hear that.
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I don't think we'll hear about her again. And I didn't even realize. So that's okay.
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Jesse and Lexi went in the hot tub. Oh, Wes stayed out. Wes was, like, making me chuckle.
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One of them was on Suits. Did you ever watch Suits? Yeah. Who was it? Abigail Spencer. Is she a red hair?
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And it was the same one since 2019. So, yeah. So when Craig. So what did you what work did you need to do for Craig? Right. He was able to regurgitate it in two seconds at the table. Why not at his dinner with Craig?
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Yeah, but also as people have shared, like Bravo probably owns a bit of Loverboy because of that like Bethany thing. Yeah. Like now any brand that like someone starts on the show and like gets heavily promoted, like Bravo has a piece of, which makes sense.
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So like Bravo has a stake in having it at all the parties, but even every other brand, nobody, no brand on any show gets as much play as Loverboy does on Summer House.
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Like it should be called Lummer House.
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literally summer boy literally they are one in the same yeah and I feel bad that like the things were affecting their business because she was saying like I'm getting dms like but it's like that's what happens when you make a like a business as a public figure and like you're on tv like you have to ride the waves of public opinion it's not always you can't just no you can't just get get the good ones right and not write out the bad ones up and down and that's par for the course so acting like someone did you dirty because of that like that's what you signed up for
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Well, I think that... Amanda agrees with like Paige in this situation. I think she thinks Kyle's wrong. And I think when they go home, like she is like, you shouldn't have texted Paige. You shouldn't have, you know, you should drop the Hannah thing. Like, can I be friends with Hannah? I think she gets mad at him because he took those things away from her.
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But she has to like publicly sit at the table and have his back. But privately, she's like so mad that he's put her in this position. And that that affects their relationship.
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I'm doing good. What's happened that could mess with this Thursday energy?
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Yeah, she's black of hair now.
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We don't see a lot of the good times. And I have to imagine that they're there. Otherwise, what are, I have to imagine like, otherwise, what are they doing together? Like if it's only just like the fighting on the weekend about this or that, um, We don't like see what bonds them and that makes it hard to understand like why she puts herself in this position.
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But I have to imagine that there is good there.
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Like she's not on the brink of like leaving him. I do feel like they are solid. They're together. Right. Right. So can we see a little bit of that?
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Oh, okay. Just tell me if it's over or under. I feel weird. I didn't get it.
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But wouldn't you feel weird actually letting everyone know their price tag? I feel like that's private. Right?
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If you got the number, would you feel weird sharing it?
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Right. No, because towards them, I don't know. They just deserve privacy.
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Yeah, I feel like their rates are personal. So if you ever get your answer, just let us know if I low-balled or high-balled. That's all.
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Yeah, we'll start, like how much do we have to save every day to reach $250 by July? You know?
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And we have 250,000 we need to hit divided by 120.
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She was super bubbly. I liked her on the episode.
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Wait, hold on. Let's go by week. How many months did you say?
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But okay, how many months is that? That's like four months?
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16 weeks. Okay, divided by 16. Okay. $15,000 a week.
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I guess I could have just done the 2,000 times 7.
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Yeah. Oh, my God. And she was with another friend. And the three of them were giving the three friends for White Lotus, like sitting around just talking about the importance of female friendships at this stage of our lives. Like it was seriously comedic.
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Yes in a way that I didn't realize was happening like of course I knew that like Paige is super close with Hannah and close with Amanda on the show I didn't watch during the years when they were a threesome I didn't watch the year that Hannah was fired so like I didn't know that Paige was dealing with all this and I've always thought like oh it's probably weird that she's so close with Hannah and Hannah has beef with Kyle but like that's oh you know coincidence.
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No I didn't realize how much it informs her.
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Now it's oh yeah. Now it's all moot with Craig. But I also think like things have aged well for Hannah where it's like not unpopular with to say you were wrong. Hannah didn't fall out of the Bravo universe.
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Yeah, you know, made dinner. What'd you have? Relaxed. I made chicken tacos, like shredded chicken tacos. You know what?
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You know what? Megan didn't know how to shred chicken.
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Like, do you use a fork or do you use a. I have graduated to the mixer. Right. Because it just like comes out better. But you can use a fork. It depends how many pieces I'm doing.
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I'm on Siete now. I do Siete.
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It's the toast It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts It's your favorite show The fast five things you need to know We'll start your day off swirly It's the toast They sound amazing
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I cannot with you guys. I seriously cannot. First of all, I think much like other women. Don't say you guys. No, no, no. Because it's like he does something that he's so wrong for. He's impossibly wrong. Like you're coughing in my house. Like you're screaming. You're screaming about everything. I didn't scream. So crazy.
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Oh, I've been really into it. It's really easy to make. And I boil the chicken first, then shred it, and then put the seasoning on. I think that's right.
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Yeah, that's why I didn't say I had taco night. You recognize that? I did. I had to say I had shredded chicken taco night. Because it was different from all other taco nights. Yeah, it wasn't like what you think of when you think of taco night.
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No, it's a shredded chicken taco night. Right. You know what I'm thinking today? I was, like, looking at my fridge, like, starting to map out dinner. Yeah, that's the best. I have the ingredients for a chili. You know? Which isn't usually how I approach a chili. Usually the chili approaches me.
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Via circumstance. How am I feeling? But no, I think I have to make a chili. I have ground beef that's about to go bad. I have three peppers that are about to go bad. I have celery that's about to go bad.
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Well, no. It's going to be cooked to oblivion.
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Yeah. Plus, I think chili and third trimester are not simpatico. Heartburn? The heartburn, yeah.
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That's not really like what you're craving.
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Yeah, I understand that. You know? I think that's just a natural process. Yeah. Baby doesn't like chili. Bebe does not want chili. You hate to see it.
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That's beautiful. I was listening to some new music.
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I know. But like, I literally go to my like songs. I listen to the same five songs over and over again. I'm like, I have to get new songs on this playlist. So I have to go out there. I have to go out there and dive into some new music Friday.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
But the only way I'm going to get songs on that playlist is if I get out there.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
It's the time in your pregnancy where you and your husband need separate bedrooms. Or a noir husband.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah, that's a good look for him. And he's talented, so get your flowers.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
It doesn't work if they don't.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
When they were airing out their dirty laundry in their documentary, they would have mentioned that.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah. No, especially because Nick and Joe have to make the same for this to work.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Yeah. So now I think without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
You have to trust the natural process.
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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Sometimes I do this. Sometimes I do that.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Anytime we're, like, talking about The Kardashians show, like, it's so annoying. Like, because, first of all, they should 100% go midnight TV. No, no, no, they should go 9 p.m. Eastern time. What, midnight? Yeah, whatever. Like, the fact that they really said at midnight, which is fine, like, we can all watch it the next day, but then all the news stories are out, like, spoiling it.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
It's such an inefficient way to fucking launch a show. It pisses me off, actually. We say this every season.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And this was like a big thing that came out of the trailer. And I'm surprised they dropped it in the first episode. I don't know why I thought they'd be teasing it the whole season.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
had a chance to watch yet but the first conversation um in years it's it was really weird honestly like he was an hour late and he came and he was acting like so guilty like he was like sweating and nervous and mumbling his words um i think he was probably just nervous um but it was weird and i understand why chloe felt like having the emotional support of malika there would be beneficial for her but to be honest i found malika's presence like really annoying um
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
but at the end, but they weren't having like a good conversation, but, and Malika kept just like intervening, like to help with the awkwardness. And maybe if she wasn't there, like it wouldn't have been better, but I don't know. It just felt like so private. Yeah. And Chloe basically has all this stuff from, I think she's moving or whatever. Um,
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
all this old stuff of Lamar's that she had wanted to give back to him.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Or like she built the house and while she was moving, she found all this stuff. And so she had it packed up for him. And so you see him opening his six man award. And like really important stuff she had. No, no. You know, you guys know the six man award like means everything to me. Yeah. This necklace she had made him that was like he wore all the time.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
This big diamond necklace that had three angel wings representing his mom, his grandma and his son who he lost. And it was like, I don't know. It wasn't hitting in the way that I thought it would when I thought these two would be reunited. Now, I've seen people online saying that like, you know, justice for Lamar. This felt very exploitative, right?
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I got to that part in the book last night, the guy at the liquor store. Yes. Yeah. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I know what you're talking about because I also read. Maybe I should host the Redheads. Are you enjoying the book? I am-ish. I mean, I don't see you being obsessed with Phoebe. Well, that's the thing.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
um and i i don't agree with that he definitely was uncomfortable being on camera but he had said because she's like what are you up to he's like i'm just hustling you know he doesn't play anymore he's doing reality shows keeping up with sports like he is definitely his hustler era centers yeah so i actually think like this was probably a really good opportunity i'm sure he got paid not a ton but like to be on the show you just have to get paid um and just more exposure for him and his businesses like it's all like this in this line of work like
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
them having him on is actually big for him. So I get why people feel like it was weird because people feel very just protective of him and he's very sensitive. I didn't think it was exploitative. I just thought like, I don't know, I didn't feel, I didn't get like resolution. And then they were just flashing back to like old footage of them.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And it's such a time, like it's literally a different time. It's so crazy. And it's sad, obviously, but I feel like I've stopped feeling sad.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And the conversation got it like got off to a bad start because the first thing he said is like, where's Rob? I think he thought they were at Chloe's house. They were at Malika's house. And they were like, Rob's at his house. This is Malika's house. And I think just the immediate mention of Rob, I think, brought Chloe back. Like Rob was a huge part of the end of their relationship.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And Chloe never really expressly said what happened. But when they were all living together in that house that Jessica Simpson lived in. Chloe had said that was like some of the darkest times. That's like really when we stopped seeing Rob after that. So I don't know what the hell went down.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
yeah I agree I agree I don't know this didn't hit the thing is I'm actually happy for Kardashians on Hulu because I feel like for the last couple of years like they keep trying to like make moments on the show and they just really fall flat people are not I can't remember the last time something that happened on the show like really became like I opened my TikTok the next day and it's everything that I see and that's what I saw this morning so I'm happy for them that like they tried to make a moment and they actually worked yeah um I think it's good for the show I feel like now people are talking about the premiere they react to news on the show they don't make
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Well, I can't even imagine why she would want to do it in the first place. But some lessons have to be learned the hard way. And I agree. It's, like, not a creative joke. Like, if you're going to make... But that's the thing about a roast. You walk into a roast and it's, like, no holds barred. It's, like, very... It's low bar, bottom of the barrel, like, really below the belt type of shit. So...
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
For me, a book automatically goes down a star if the main character, whose POV we're reading from, is unlikable or not someone I can champion. Yeah. And I'm very much like a self-starter, a dust yourself off type of gal. I try and see the positive in life. And I just feel like this girl is like, life is hard a hundred percent. And she's just like, I don't know.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Kim being Kim, like she should have known what people were going to say about her like sex tape. Ha ha. It's not a creative joke. Somebody really funny and smart wasn't making a joke like that. Yeah. So I agree with her and I doubt she'll ever show up to a roast ever again.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
yeah but I thought it was plus she got booed oh that's right but I felt like the roast in general like the news that came from it was good for her like she did well and maybe she had like him yeah no oh my god everyone was just talking about the booing yeah I guess I don't know I remember like her jokes doing well and I don't even remember people talking about her jokes I couldn't even recite one joke she made all I remember was the news about her getting booed oh so yeah I guess that's why she wouldn't want to do it again yeah of course and then like when they do talk about her they call her a whore why would she ever sign up for that I don't know
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
No, whenever I think about roasts, not to bring up Joan Rivers' documentary, but it is a timeless piece of art. she is getting ready for, she's been chosen to be like a Comedy Central roast. And she's like, it's an honor. It's an honor. It's the last thing on the planet she wants to do. She knows everyone's just going to like make fun of her face and her plastic surgery. And it's like not funny.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
It's not smart. It's not creative, but it's so much money. And it's quote an honor. And she hates every minute of it. She just like sits through it for the money and also for like the platform. Yeah. And ever since then, like I just find roasts like of women, I find them repugnant. Yeah.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
It's different for a woman, too. The jokes are just so disgusting. They talk about your low-hanging vagina. It's really, really, it's disgusting. But they can also be enormously helpful and rehabilitative for someone's image, Justin Bieber. Nikki Glaser. Exactly. Oh, well, yes. I'm talking about if you are the subject of a roast.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah, I could never. I will never participate. Insane.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Jackie, when we were in Portugal for Brian's 40th, like, on the last night, he wanted a roast. And he asked me to host it, and he had, like, six or seven people roast him. And I said, like, what obviously can't we talk about? Like, just tell me, and I'll tell everyone. And he was like, nothing. Like, he was seriously like, I don't give a fuck. That could never be me.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah, but also, when people have, like, their friends... write roasts for them, your friends aren't, like, seasoned comics, and your friends aren't going for, like, really disgusting jokes. You're just, like, telling embarrassing stories more. It's different than, like, a professional roast with comics who write, like, dirty jokes.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
are trained in the art of like writing jokes whereas your friend just like wants to do a roast like I just feel like it could go so sideways and all it takes is one comment to seriously ruin your night and ruin your friendship but you it takes a certain type of person to request that sort of activity for your birthday you can't and and and if somebody does say something completely out of line you are you have no ground to stand on you cannot be mad that's what you're saying you can't be mad
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
You can't be mad. Okay. If it's like a regular person having a birthday party. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was literally your idea. The vlog squad used to do that. Do you remember that? No.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Back in the vlog squad, like heyday, one of the things that they did that people loved was like for some of the members birthday, they would like rent out a comedy club and they would vlog the whole thing and would all be online and people would like die because it would be like members of the vlog squad who, you know, roasting other members. And it got real. It was like it was dark. Oh, my God.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I feel like she's not helping her situation at all. What percent are you at? Like three.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I could never could never. It was mostly the male members. I could never.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I have loved how this story has unfolded for Giselle, honestly. You'd love to see. She played the long game. And now, net-net, she's probably in such a better place, so much happier. Not that it's a competition between her and Tom, but if it was, he would be losing. He's not not. And we know it was hard for her. We know he really forced her hand to... to this divorce.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And even as recently as like maybe a year ago, like before her pregnancy announcement, when she was pulled over by the cop and she just had like that breakdown, it's been very difficult for her. And I love to see her now in this era of her life thriving. And when you look at Tom Brady, not that he's not thriving, but I don't feel like he has a lot of personal happiness.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I totally forgot that that was your analysis on the subject. And it's so poignant, actually. Like dead serious. It never happens.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah. I love this. I'm really happy for her. What do we think the baby's name is? She also like doesn't give a flying fuck about like public life anymore. Like we know things about Giselle just because she's so famous. She doesn't share. I think that she's really been, like she's had enough. I think she saw an ugly side of it with her divorce and stuff. So I don't know.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
There's not going to be like a, you know, a big baby name announcement. I wonder what we're going to find out.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah, I just watched the episode of Curb with the foist. So funny. So good. I know you didn't have like a fab morning. I didn't have like a particularly exciting one. The fab morning I was hoping for. How's your morning?
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah, or like she's paparazzi-ed and wearing a necklace that says, like, you know, David.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Is it a boy or a girl? We don't know. Third child. Oh, wow. So, yeah, she's really... keeping it under wraps.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Right. And I can't imagine why this guy would throw his first of all, because we talk about the astroturfing all the time. I actually didn't know the name of the company or the guy who she was alleging who did it. But now we do. So if you're going to throw your hat in the race and like your name out there in public, like you really must feel like you've been wronged. Yeah.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Because he was living like kind of a pargy anonymous part of this. I'm sure some of the people who are like, you know, reading every document that comes out know his name. But for the most part, like it's been, you know, Justin, Blake, Ryan, maybe some of the publicists, Melissa Nathan, Jennifer Abel, Jonesworks PR. But I hadn't heard. So now we know. And it's like, well, yeah.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
You must have something to prove, sir.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
It is. And I just, I had read an article yesterday that with Justin Baldoni's case, it's possible that Taylor Swift will be deposed. I saw that. Which would be so crazy because depositions are public filings. Like you can watch them.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
It's relatively standard, which I guess comparatively, like it's amazing to yours. But it snowed in NYC last night. I had to wear my snow boots to work last night. But that type of snow where it also rained. So not only did it not stick, we didn't get any pargy. That's your least favorite. We got no pargy vibes. You got brown. And like the kids, the kids still have to go to school.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
So I think any chance of people thinking that Blake would show up at the Super Bowl with Taylor is pretty much kaput now. Mm-hmm. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Now they're sludge on the ground, like gray, sludgy ice. Thanks.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I think the sheer fact that I haven't remarked on it is really all you need to know because a commute should be an ideal commute like requires no commentary you know there's no crazy traffic there's no crazy walking it's just like will you text me where the new studio is just so I can like do you not know the address I don't know like the cross streets like can you just text it to me so I can put in this very moment so I can put myself in your snow boots you want me to do it right now yeah just so I can put myself in your snow boots yeah sure sure sure
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, she's hilarious. I have to send you some of the press conferences. Jackie, the sheer volume of reporters, the microphones in her face. It looks like the OJ Simpson trial. Like, so you ever like when you when you remember that trial, like so many people like microphones. There must be 30 microphones in her face at once.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And she is answering every single question. Well, we'll keep you posted on what's next. Yeah, I do feel like deportation is next, to be honest. She is breaking the law.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I think the officials do want her out of there. The media is loving it.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
It's true. And Pakistan hasn't had this viral of a moment on TikTok since to sacrifice my own life for Pakistan. Right, so they will do. So I think that... Yeah. And I think this is maybe better. I don't know. I think so. I think it's better. I really wish everybody in this story. I wish them well.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I wish peace for the family of the 19 year old boy who got themselves like, you know, they haven't known a moment's peace since this lady showed up in October. They have literally fled the country. I'm wishing them well. I'm wishing her well. If she is struggling with her mental health, obviously that's sad, but she's brought joy to millions and that's not sad. No.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't watch the Real Housewives. Did I not tell you that? No, you didn't. No, I just thought like this week was kind of a wash after I didn't do it yesterday. And like, I'll watch two next week. I'll catch you on the next one.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
What do current events have to do with it? I don't know.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
yeah no I actually think her entire journey on this show would be considered a flop one because the show isn't particularly good and I think her joining was like a bit of a step down for her like based on who she is in New York she has this huge business and I know all the ladies were like making fun of her bags like that they're ugly and sell at Marshall's but like that's how you get rich like she's really she's legit like say what you want she's up there with Jenna Lyons like for sure um
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
So I do think overall, like she will look back on this time and be like, that wasn't a good move because the show flopped. She didn't really particularly make any waves. And then she left with this weird statement.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And I do really wonder like what the impetus behind her joining the show was. Like to what end? She doesn't need money. Perhaps it was like a little bit more personal fame. Like everybody knows the brand Rebecca Minkoff. Maybe they don't know Rebecca.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
A thousand percent. So Bryn is leaving. I don't believe this will be the last person we hear from, whether it comes to like getting fired or leaving. But now we've lost Bryn and Rebecca. I don't know where the show goes from here. I don't entirely disagree with them rebooting this particular franchise.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Badly. I think it could be done in a better way. I think that if we are to keep two of that, if we are to keep anyone from this franchise, and I don't think that we need to. I think it's okay to start again. I would keep Erin and I would keep Psy. Maybe Uba.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah. That's really weird. Like, not the community.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah. Also, except I wanted to say one more thing. Abe Leachie was on the Dumois podcast. I saw a clip of it basically being like, yeah, we know we know a couple of people like who are leaving. We don't know what's up with the show. And I guess he was talking about Rebecca, Rebecca Binkoff. But then it reminded me I saw a clip today. So Dave Portoy recorded the Dumois podcast. OK.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And it will not be airing because he said like it was 30 minutes of airing. him screaming at her. What? And I guess like she had asked, maybe she doesn't, I've never been on her podcast. I think she asks all of her guests to sign an NDA so they can record via Zoom and like she can see them, but not, you know, sacrifice her identity. And he was like, no.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I agree. I like them a lot. And I especially like how they look in our vertical video, which is huge for us when we promote our show, like our clips on social media. It's a huge, it's like our one and only means of marketing our show. And yes, we like them a lot. And it's also like effective for different formats for us.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
So they just recorded like blind Zoom, like no without video. And he was just going on and on about how she's a coward and she posts, publishes lies about him, her friends, his friends, anyone he knows. Like really kind of saying all the things you would want, like a celebrity would want to say to Dumont. He was like, we were screaming at each other for 30 minutes and it's not going anywhere.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And he was like, I wish she would publish it. I wish she would publish it too. That sounds so interesting. I know. Yeah. He did a guest spot on BFS. Literally the only people making news at the Super Bowl. BFS pod recorded a Super Bowl episode and Dave rejoined. You know he left the podcast. Yes I do know. But he made a grand return and he told this story and I thought it was so interesting.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I think like he said we were yelling at each other. I'm sure it was like probably mostly him. And did he come on the show to yell at her? I don't know why he like agreed to the booking.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
that made him mad like because I guess it is a little maddening I think the NDA thing was probably like something that pissed him off that like when the argument came up he just like withdrew from his arsenal but I think I would imagine he did not commit to the interview in good faith he was like oh I have an opportunity to yell at Dumas like let's do it I think he has like a long-standing hatred for her wouldn't she know that when she reaches out to him
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah. It's hard to book a guest in this day and age. Oh my goodness. Yeah, it was a really crazy story. I would love to hear the raw footage.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Okay. He told the story. But release the tapes, Dumas. Release the tapes. Yeah.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I stand by what I said yesterday. It's on. I'm throwing hands. If I ever meet this infection that has infected both of my nephews, it's on.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
It's true. All press is good press. Mm-hmm. Well, that's our show, you guys. A nice Nesafi for you. Nesafi. Nice short one for you. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Justin Lin morning show. We deliver the best stories you need to know. Remember to find us on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe. We give this video a thumbs up.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
You've been like really fucking up recently. I just want to let you know. Like try less. Try less. Like every day I look, I'm like I'm almost there and you're getting worse. I was literally there the other day. First of all, your heart isn't even straight. Like tilt your thumb back. This isn't fun anymore.
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I feel like actually we might like get it.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And if we were to take them down, which we're not, like they are welded to the wall. We'd have to redo the wallpaper. Like they are staying. And I just want to say like everyone, you're allowed to have your opinion, 100%. You could say they're the ugliest frames you've ever seen in your life. And that's valid. That is your truth, 100%.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
But I actually need the people who are saying like they're getting vertigo and migraines and they have to stop watching because of the frames. I actually need you to calm down because even by my standards, that is so fucking dramatic. Like you're going to be okay. You could still watch a show and the frames are saying.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
At the end of the day, like we sit here, you know, we look at the frames. Actually, the frames kind of look at us. Yeah. Oh, the frames. I texted you our new studio address if you're interested in placing yourself.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah. It's a good world and it's a good studio. And I'm so glad to be out of that old studio. And yes, you haven't heard about my commute because it's been so non-eventful. Nothing to write home about. That's so great. Yeah. It's Thursday. Very chill kind of day. You know, kind of sandwich between Deer Toaster, sandwich between Queenie and Weenie. And? I'm not going to lie.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I am, like, I'm a part of Southern Charm erasure. You are. I, for some reason, just, like, can't. And I have nothing against it. I like all the castmates. They've come on the toast. They're actually really lovely people. I think it's a great show. For some reason, like, I just can't get on board with it.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And like when you meet them, they really are very similar to who they portray on the show. Sometimes you'll meet a reality star who's like so different from the character that they play. It's like really like a role for them. Whereas Southern Charm, people are just like filming themselves. It's not even like a role whatsoever. Yeah.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
No, no, you do it for the health of the business. Exactly. That's beautiful. Well, we don't really have a lot to recap in the pre-fast five banter today. So if you wanted to dive in, I would be open unless you had anything else you wanted to discuss. Any issues you want to take umbrage with me? You want to like start a fight?
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I also feel like in years past, the week leading up to the Super Bowl, like we've been talking about the Super Bowl so little. Whereas in weeks past, it's like every day there's big news coming out. But not this year. I feel like it's kind of low key.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah, and the only reason I even remember that all those people are New Orleans is because some of the videos of Travis at press conferences have gone viral. That's literally all I've seen.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
No, I saw like so many clips from Travis's press conference yesterday that was actually making me butt clench and making me embarrassed to be of the same species as that reporter from CNBC. And I actually think, not that I'm pro cancel culture in any way, but I don't know how do we get these journalists to stop acting this way, unless we, like, name, shame, and blame.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
So, yes, CNBC and Nickelodeon. Did you see the CNBC girl? She was trying to, like, ask questions about sports, but from her angle, which is finance. She works for CNBC. I don't know why the fuck she's at the Super Bowl, but okay. The Diamonds? Let me get in there with, like, a finance question, but let me also take a little bit of a Taylor Swift angle.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
So she was trying to do so much with her question. Talk to somebody who works in sports about her... beat, which is finance, and then also make a moment with Taylor. Travis, do you think diamonds are a good investment? And he's like, yeah. And he brought it back to the Super Bowl ring. He's pretty young. He's pretty sly. That was a great answer. But she wouldn't give up. She would not be deterred.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
She was like, are you going to be purchasing any diamonds anytime soon? And he was like, I don't know. For the most part, we're always saying he's very gracious with these people, but you could tell he's at the end of his rope. He was like, I don't know. I'll have to see what I need. Maybe some earrings. That's what he said.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And then she finished off the interview with like the most random, dumb, bad question. Proof that she needs to not only leave the Super Bowl, she needs to leave this industry. She goes, any good stocks right now? That's me, my first day in this country on planet Earth. I'm an alien from a different planet. And I come and I need to pretend to be a journalist who works at CNBC.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
So I would say, any good stocks right now? Did he have an answer? Yeah, he actually made her feel stupid. Thank you. He goes... I don't know, I'd have to talk to my financial advisor. I'm a, oh, Travis. What does he play? Oh, tight end. Right, I'm a football player. I'm not too sure about that. He's like, I'm not too sure. I haven't spoken to my finance people about it. Such a dumb question.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I actually wanted to die for everyone involved. And you're right. At first, it was really admirable how he handled some of these clowns with kid hands and was very playing around, ha, ha, ha. But now it's his third Super Bowl and this People have really taken his kindness for weakness and they're getting worse.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Yeah. And you could tell his vibe was was shifting, but he's he can't be rude for a million reasons. And he's also just not a rude person. But sometimes it's like everyone has their limit. Yeah. And I just think. I think it's time he hit his. Like, really, we're due. We're due. Yeah.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Me and Ben were discussing last night. He was like, you know, telling me all the offerings, places we could go, people we could do with. And none of it sounded as good as watching it in my bed. Yeah. So that's where we landed. And I said, next year we can go balls to the wall, but like not to be, it has nothing to do with being pregnant. Honestly, it's the fact that like, I like the Superbowl.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Like I like to watch it like television. When you're at a party, everyone's talking, chatting, and you can't hear anything. You can't watch the commercials. Like it's just not premium. I like to, I have to come here and recap it. What are you going to eat? That's what Ben and I were discussing after we decided to just stay in bed.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And he's going to come to me with a list of things and we'll either veto or move forward. You'll prepare the menu? Yeah. Yummo.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
My neighbors invited us for like a Super Bowl party. Wasn't expecting to take a stray bullet on the toast this morning. Are they hosting or are you?
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
Not to skip past everything you just said, I do want to rewind really briefly to your use of the word tumultuous. I feel as though that's not a word we use enough between you and I as a society, but also here at The Toast. And I just want to make tumultuous great again. Okay.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
So hopefully like they start doing stuff soon. Like there's been no news. That's a fun part. They've been down there for a whole week. Like what's the tea? Yeah. It does feel very low key. New Heights had like a big party last night. Oh, wow. I didn't even know. Yeah. Jason Kelsey hosted. Obviously Travis couldn't go.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
But like all these brands, everybody's down at the Super Bowl like trying to make a moment. And New Heights had like a big party last night. I just want to say none of you are making a moment. No, I know. The only reason I know about it is Brianna Chicken Fry went and she was like freaking if Taylor was going to be there. She wasn't there. But I saw her getting ready for it.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And that's the only reason I knew. That's so crazy. Where is the hype? Am I like not on the right platforms?
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
And where are the celebs stepping out spending time in New Orleans? Like where is all of it? It's such a good question. Okay, like I'm glad about the only one feeling like this is a weird Super Bowl. Yeah. Because remember when it was in Arizona, like every day there was a big party. Vegas. Everyone was there. Vegas. What is it?
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
I saw a lot of people there on social media, exclusively through Brianna Chicken Fry. All the Barstool people are down there. She's your Super Bowl correspondent. Literally. Yeah. Okay.
The Toast
Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
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Make Pakistan Great Again: Thursday, February 6th, 2025
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The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
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The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Well, nowadays, I really lean on Thrive Market for snacks, like keeping us stocked with healthy snacks so that like we can go on road trips and we can go and do activities and I could just like reach in my bag and grab something because they just like thrive on snacks. And I just want to make sure that I'm giving them snacks.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
the best snacks, good ingredients, something that'll keep them actually full, not crap. And I just like click, click, click, add everything to cart on Thrive Market. They have the best brands that I love, Siete, Annie's.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And they will come to see her and they will line up.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Our first story, a little Kelly drama. Kelly Clarkson allegedly wants to quit her talk show and leave New York City, but NBC is desperate to keep her happy. So Page Six is reporting that Kelly is looking to leave her afternoon talk show when her contract expires next year. And NBC execs are searching for ways to keep her on the network. Multiple sources have told Page Six exclusively.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So she was off the air for almost two weeks last month for what she described as a personal matter. We don't know if that's related to now. Sources saying that she wants to step down from the show that she has been helping since 2019 to spend more time with her children. They say Kelly's number one priority is her children. They always will be. The show is grueling. It's a whole lot of work.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And I hear that Kelly would like to spend more time down south.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
That seems obvious. She's not the elk of a city slicker. And I do think she wants to get back to God's country. And she's been doing the show and living in New York for six years. And that's a long time, especially maybe it is related to the personal matter. But maybe she just wants a different, slower life.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. Sometimes you just need two weeks off and you don't want to tell anyone why.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I do agree with that. But I feel like for Kelly, you know, she needs to go back down south and the show can follow her there or they cannot.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I'm on the side of X where they are serving me insufferable Rachel Zegler content.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. I wonder if there are cities that they could agree on where she would be happy and they could have like guests come through and have their production and stuff.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It is limiting, but she could just walk away too. I don't know why. Like, I feel like she should, this show seems really hard, even though it's really successful. Like, you know, I also don't care.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. Like leave them wanting more. You can go out on top. Like you had a successful day.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So I actually think if you watch her show, I think she shares personal anecdotes. And I think like when she has a guest, she also like relates it back to her experience, but you would like have to watch the show.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I just... That's very, like, draw the line.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I think that the first half is a quote. And then the second half is like her extrapolation of it because the quote doesn't talk about a premiere.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
She has done so much press like podcasts, swirly, like, you know, nonsense, video press, whatever.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I just like, she's my fave. I've given up, you know, for so long. She's like my dream guest, but I feel like I forget what she was doing.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I didn't like a negative way. Just like I'm moving on. I'm moving on.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Even though the set list is like, you know, satchy, cratchy. Sent the set list. I didn't even look at it. Oh yeah, run through it with me. Okay, here. Hopefully it sucks. It's so funny. She literally works in music. I know. What time do they go on? What's the set list?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Oh, I heard that one at PNC Bank Arts Center in New Jersey, and it was very emo.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
They do sing I'm Moving On, but they're not singing that this time.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I feel like if that were the case, it would have been debunked so quickly. Like it would have been known already.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Then four was Stand, Mayberry, which I'm having a renaissance with. The Blake Shelton cover is amazing.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
You gotta play My Wish, though. It's Rascal Flatts. Banjo, I'm Moving On.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Then These Days, so good. I was just listening to that this morning.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Oh, then they do Sweet Caroline. Fun. It's so Gen X of them. Bless the Broken Road, of course.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Like, oh, you guys are clowning on her. Like that was an audition. But I did see like Rachel Zegler. We did talk about this on IMDb. And then other people noticed she has no jobs lined up after Snow White.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I'll support. Support my boys. I like the sound of that. So good. Cute. What hurts the most. Oh, I like that song.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I actually love What Hurts the Most, like, even though it's overplayed. Kind of like Life is a Highway. Like, it will always hit for me.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And then the encore is Summer Nights and Life is a Highway, which you know me, I leave before the encore. No, you will not. I know. And I think we're driving, so we kind of could stay. I will definitely stay for Summer Nights. It's not in me to stay till the last song.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But it's like I feel like people didn't believe me that I just like would leave like I will leave during life is a highway. I will do that.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, and like when I think back, like when Zach and I went to the Stanley Cup, like the joy I felt like leaving right before like the final second.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Hearing the buzzer in the stadium. And it's like our team is about to win the Stanley Cup. Like I'm happier to leave than to watch us win the Stanley Cup.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But the Swifties, of course, took it personally, right?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
She's making her West End debut. That doesn't go on IMDb.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Especially when I know I've done nothing wrong and then like people are coming at me with, because like they don't know.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. And I just like have the higher ground. I'm like, I'm looking down like Regina George at all.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It's only number two. And it's sad news about Teddy Mellencamp, but she is sharing like the tragedy in her life while also like still having a humorous spin on things, which is just so admirable. But she did an interview with Us Weekly that came out yesterday and she said that she is fighting for her life as doctors discover four more brain tumors as her cancer battle rages on.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. She says as she continues her fight against her diagnosis, she has stopped
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
using her famed phrase mom always comes back with her family she said I've not said that line to them since I've been back from the hospital they all know that I'm fighting the hardest I possibly can but I haven't said it because I don't want to lie to them and I don't know so she is still in ongoing treatment for her cancer which has gotten worse And she's opened up about that.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
She also talks about the housewives bit of it and everyone who's reached out.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. She shared the one housewife who has not reached out. And that was Garcelle. She said that up until recently Dorit hadn't reached out because she didn't like feel like she.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Like are they enemies or are they just strangers?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Everyone's got something in pre-production, even if it never happens.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I can understand that too, but apparently Teddy noticed. And she also said Dorit like sent a really nice text. At first she was like, whatever Dorit sends, it's like, doesn't matter. But apparently the text Dorit sent was like so powerful that like, I think they might be able to, you know, get out to a good place, which is really nice.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Are you going to go see it? You're so up on it.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Okay, yeah, that makes sense. But she didn't seem like she was doing crazy. I mean, she might have just had an affair because she was also doing a podcast, which is very successful. I think she was like very cogent. Like, I don't know.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It's a very complicated situation. Like, you would imagine that this would sort of, like, put things on hold.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And I can't begin to imagine, but that's just a little, sounded surprising. Yeah.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
They weren't like getting back together, but they were just like meeting with lawyers in between hospital chemotherapy.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. So wishing her the best. Like I think the whole world is like rallying behind her and she's just like on everyone's mind. And yeah, it's just, it's very, very sad.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Our next story, I actually wish was an April Fool's prank. Because as Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez prepare to go on their all-female trip to space, remember?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
They are on the cover of Elle. And Katy says, we're going to put the ass in astronaut. Yes, Claudia.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez are committed to wearing glam that's out of this world.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
This is awful for women. Listen, they are getting ready to blast off into space on April 14th with Gail King, a former NASA rocket scientist, Asha Bowe. A former? A former NASA. A civil rights activist, Amanda Nguyen, and film producer, Carrie Ann Flynn. So it's an all-female crew going to space for the first time. Thank you.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It is. I need to send him like maybe I'll post on Instagram.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
That would be crazy if I post on Instagram for him and I like barely post for my husband. But I just find it easier to post like a silly, goofy happy birthday than like an emotional heartfelt one. Yeah.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So does my husband. He's still waiting for me to post about our anniversary.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Our fifth and final story, a little co-sleeping news because Kourtney Kardashian admits that she wouldn't be able to sleep with her son Rocky in another room as she discusses co-sleeping on this week's episode of Kardashian.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, this is huge news for the co-sleeping community because it's typically.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So why it's perceived as bad. Co-sleeping is sharing a bed with your baby. Anywhere from newborn co-sleeping, which is what Courtney was doing. And I guess people who do that, then they become the ones who are like sharing a bed with their two-year-old, three-year-old. So rumor was talking about sharing a bed with her two-year-old. who she's been sleeping with since the baby was born.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But when babies are newborns, you're told, put them on the back, in the crib.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Well, it was only like half the year, right?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It's not safe sleep. But a lot of mothers feel like it's the natural thing to do.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, sleep holding your baby. They compare ourselves to animals who would never be separated from their children. They cuddle them up close.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
They would say, no, no, no. it's a, it's kind of frowned upon, you know, in those circles, but amongst mamas, like we're all whispering about it because one, like if your baby won't sleep in the crib, like, and you're just so like tired and fed up and you just grab it and you just get in bed and you both fall asleep. Like it's part delish and they sleep. They're so happy when they're co-sleeping.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
There are safe or ways to do it. Um, It's like a sea snuggle. You're not supposed to use pillows. You're not supposed to use blankets. But I do think there's a lot of merit to the fact that, yeah, this is what... the body is designed, then children and their mothers are designed to do. The idea that baby should be in a crib in another room, like alone after, you know, just coming to this world.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So that's about six months. And you guys were going to the Hamptons before that and the farm and the country club. He got kind of an active half a year.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
That's, that's part of the list. No, it's because you are asleep in there. You know, you could roll over.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
There's a bunch of things that could happen that are scary. Um, so it is like frowned upon it, but a lot of women do it. And, um,
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
She's told us before, but now she's like super open. So she, on this episode of Kardashians is when she's filming Skinny Confidential podcast, him and her.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Me neither, but they have her because it came out five hours ago. Wait, Lauren and Michael are on the episode? I think so. They have her like walking into the studio and I think they have like clips from the show and then they also have like Courtney's confessionals like talking about the things that she's talking about.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And she's talking about her decision to co-sleep with the baby.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
um and also having baby brain and she actually said because you know we always talk about how your brain turns to mush like when you're pregnant and when you're having a baby and she said um she actually likes having baby brain she said i love baby brain i mean i don't know exactly i'm not a scientist but supposedly so that you moms can focus on their baby you can't really think of other stuff and it's true because i really can't think of anything else so it might be like the body's way of having you focus on your baby it's not you're just dumb
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. It's not that like you're dumb. It's that it's like it's very much focused on a different area as it should be. So, yeah, Courtney's obviously like a natural girly. Yeah.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
but again like whatever the baby will do the baby will do but like if the baby could just like chill in the crib in the bassinet like that would mean a lot to me but like would you rather have like them have a two hour run in the crib or like five hours with you both sleeping
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Sometimes it comes down. Like some people are like, I want to co-sleep. It's like the natural thing to do. And that's no, right. Some people it's out of necessity.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But then you start doing it and you're like, this really feels right. But I think about the thing about co-sleeping, like, of course, there's people like Courtney who don't give a fuck and they're going to be like, this is like the most natural and right. But I think a lot of people like do it private, don't share. And you go to your pediatrician, they're like, is baby sleeping through the night?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
You know, the crib like hasn't even been unpacked.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So like for those people, it's always really nice when people do share because you feel like you're doing something wrong.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And everyone's telling you you're doing something wrong, but to you it feels right.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
That's bad friends because nobody should want her to be in this situation.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
By the way, the fourth time. Cause it's West. It was Austin and Luke.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
So it's just a bad idea. I actually feel like Sierra, I don't see Sierra like being like heart eyes around Jesse or whatever, but even having these sorts of conversations is inappropriate. But I also feel like, and I know Jesse is being a scoundrel. And the thing with Jesse is like, he's not a bad guy. He's just a bad boyfriend and he's not ready to be anyone's boyfriend.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And he's just too damn horny. And until he can get that in check, like you shouldn't be a one woman man. But I felt like even in that conversation with CR, which was really bad, like what if it had been me here last summer?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Like, um, I feel like there is a world in which they could have that conversation and it was devoid of like feelings from right now where it was just like, we're just hypothesizing. Cause again,
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, it's such like low hanging intellectual fruit. Like someone could say something and because you don't have something to say back, you're like, that's just the cancer in you.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, where it's like they fell into brother-sister friendship because he wasn't there that weekend and that's where they are now and that's like, that's their relationship. But like, oh, what if, and it's disrespectful to have that conversation when he's with Lexi, but I could see a world where there was really just like a hypothetical conversation and not like,
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
well let's get together now because I do think Jesse as much as he's problematic he's not really a liar and so when he's like shocked that people think he's flirting with Sierra like I think that that is real but he came out of the room with Emeril and was like I got my toe sucked like he's not I've not seen him like really lie he kind of cops to everything and the way he does but like in his own time like him coming off of this terrible weekend and then the first thing he does is take Lexi out and ask her to be exclusive like that's guilty behavior yeah
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. And then like having sex with her just makes, I feel so.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. They obviously aren't going to last very long and she deserves so much better. Yeah. And they're, they're like nowhere to be seen together anywhere. And once she sees these, even if they were together up until yesterday, when she sees the episodes, like it's over, that's not a trustworthy person. And it's not her. Like he really couldn't be that way for anyone.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Cause literally she's a perfect girl. She's so beautiful. She's so happy. She's so vibrant. Like she's so excited to see you and she just needs to make like a small shift and like her choice of men, because there are plenty of men. Like, honestly, Craig comes to mind.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Exactly like that. Who just wants to be like up each other's butts.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
recently maybe with dana she's really into horoscopes it's so it's so contradictory because she's so intellectual someone was asking me about like my horoscope and ben's horoscope and like whether baby's horoscope is going to be and i'm like it was nice conversation like they were nice people but i was seriously like please stop i'm surprised you don't tolerate horoscope conversation when it's about you like because people do try and like give you insight into yourself
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It was Lindsay. Yeah. And I just, yeah. Every time she comes up, Jesse's like, we're exclusive now. And they're like, that's what you want. No, like be like, Oh my God, that's so exciting. And he's like, you know, and he's expressing like reservations about like being a one woman man.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Of course his, is on him but they're just like not doing anything to help Lex like not shepherding him in the right direction and if he's gonna fuck up he's gonna fuck up and whatever but like I just really don't feel like they're having her back or like really want this relationship to work out and it's like why not
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And so is Lexi. But, like, at least this wouldn't be, like, the fourth try.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I thought they were adorable together, and I think that they would actually really be something, because I think they're really compatible, except for, like, Jessie's issues with monogamy and horniness. Like, what is that?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And it's so immature. He's like a 16 year old that has his first boner and like, doesn't know where to stick it. Like get yourself under control.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
When they, like, seriously whooped that team's ass. Oh, and who were those people? You know when you do, like, Zog Sports?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I think they just, like, knew that it would be televised. But how shameful for them. Like, they didn't get one run.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Oh, my God, Emeril cut everything that they kicked. And Emeril is literally the most, the LVP of this show, least valuable player. Like, he doesn't forge any friendships with the cast.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
He's using the house as a brothel. It's actually disgusting. And I think in a few weeks, Sierra says something to him about it because it's like gross. Why are you here? Like you're literally like a boarder just taking a room.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
That's a good problem. They can sign releases, but even so, you could blur out their faces.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I don't know. That's a really good point.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Right, but they could still blur their faces.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, and everyone in their confessionals was like, I will support Carl. I'm happy for Carl. This is good for Carl. And then they're obviously asked, like, do you think this is a good idea? And like, in a polite way, they all say no. And it's like, it's easy to be someone who's just a friend who has, this doesn't affect them at all and support someone's bad idea. Because who gives a fuck?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Let them do whatever they want and get themselves in debt. And you get to come off of as a hero, like as being supportive. Right. Whereas like, if you actually care about this person. And it's like, if you are that person's partner. Right. What are you supposed to do if you're getting married to this person who has an awful idea, who's putting tons of money into it?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
You're really not allowed to say this is a bad idea, even though everybody thinks it. But it's like, I'm going to support your bad idea. But like, that's what really is that I'm asking, like, objectively, what's the right thing as a partner to do?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
What I don't understand the friends for is for like not supporting Lindsay and saying this is like, you know, not just at least agreeing with her that like, yeah, that someone should tell him that this is a bad idea.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I just think if you're into horoscopes, like go ahead, but you need to have a thick skin. Like you need to understand.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Not being a great friend, like someone like because, yeah, maybe he's having fun and feels purpose right now. But like in a few years when he's hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and doesn't have a next career move because he put all like you didn't protect him from that moment.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
That people are going to clown on you. I like being a vegan, right?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Like do what you need to do, but just understand that people aren't going to understand it. But you have to be stronger than that. You know? Kind of like being a Disney adult.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, that's true. And also like there should just be like elixirs like this at regular bars, right?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But like this one has like functional mushrooms and stuff. So like it's a mushroom bar.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, like everything has functional mushrooms.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It was also funny to see Jesse Solomon stop being a goofball for a second and actually like flex his financial prowess when he was asked that question because he works in finance and he was like, bars are actually like a really hard.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It's like, okay, thanks for the facts, JP Morgan.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
That was really funny. He's funny. I don't dislike him. I just like, I want him to- I am starting to really dislike him. I want him to just be a better, more mature person. I don't know what- Why he's like this. If this is something. He'll always be this way. If he has to grow out of it. But I do think he's like 30. I just like want him to like grow up.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Take heed from the Disney adults. They're doing it right.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I think that's fine. Not everyone has to be like a main player. No.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. But like the way she's functioning now works for me.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
And then other main storyline, Craig and Paige are really coming apart at this scene.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
good yeah but they have never acted this way on camera like that's why I know because we hadn't seen any moments like this like the thing about their relationship is that there was always such a good friendship they liked each other so much yeah we're always genuinely laughing and smiling and like that's why when the news came out it was shocking because it's like how do you walk away from like just a love like like that you love someone like that
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Like, don't get offended. Block out the noise. Who are we? Knock out the noise.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
and now they're very well she's very much like falling out of love with him and into hate and so yes and she's so visibly annoyed with everything he does and then there are also like big fundamental issues in their relationship and I was putting together what she was saying because when her and Sierra were whispering and Sierra was covering her secret hater
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Secret hater. But she was saying like he said off camera that I can't say that my stuff is bigger than his. And Sarah was like, oh my God. And I'm like, what do you mean bigger? Like my podcast, whatever. But then it looks like in future episodes she said, I'm the breadwinner. Why would I move? So what he said she couldn't said was that I make more money than you.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
has like a company and that does really well but it doesn't like sometimes it takes a while before you see that money like yes yes you know irons in the flame whereas like she does a brand deal she gets 100k cash like a pay cycle yeah she literally has like she's liquid yeah he's more uh you know investments
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. And that does change your relationship.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Especially when it was always like, well, of course Paige will move to Charleston. Craig's businesses are... The show is Southern Charm, and he has retail stores there. His partners are there.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, exactly. And her job is like more... Flex. Like remote, like podcasting and...
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
influencing and whatnot um but yeah when she's the one who's making more money like why would you then shake it up and like you do call the shots and now he's in a relationship where he's not calling the shots and like that's not the relationship that he entered into that's a major dynamic shift they have individually changed a lot and it has sometimes that benefits your relationship but sometimes it destroys it and i think we're seeing the destruction
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, it's, like, really getting awkward. Does he come back again this summer? I feel like no.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But what was interesting was that Lexi never met Craig.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, and it's, like, a little soon. But, like, remember when he said he couldn't date Rachel Kirkenell because he met her with Matt and, like, you just, like, they met as friends. And, like, I know her and I don't know her like that.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
coast is clear even though he seems to be in a happy relationship so and I was happy about that until I had this revelation because I think they would really be so like all she wants is like love and affection and commitment and that's like what like like what he has what he has in spades and she wants to settle down and he's like a romantic and she's a just just just an idea and they haven't I don't think they've even met I think they'll meet maybe at BravoCon sorry I'm just thinking out loud he has a girlfriend
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
It couldn't have been that. Like they just.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I'm just saying like a true life. If you know Natalie Buffett can withstand his meeting of Lexi like and they can stay together. Great. But I'm just saying. Can I just have fun?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I want love for Lexi. I'm really heartbroken for her. I was going to cry. I know.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But it's like imagining you've met your dream guy he's in love with you he's obsessed with you you've been together three weeks like it's a whirlwind romance and in one afternoon at kickball like people are telling you things that in that moment it's like I have no idea who this person is this person is a liar.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
funny she's so funny so funny did you see Andy was talking about her being on Roni yes like the rumor the possibilities are becoming more real not that it's happening yet but like they know that that's what we want
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, and Trouty's going too. And one of my mom friends. We're like a little girl gang.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I think it's definitely worth trying, right? Like, it's better than some unknown. It's like, do they make good TV?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I don't think Paige should be on it. And he said about Lindsay, like they, I think it might require a lot of paperwork because she's probably with one product. It's all like, even though it's all different, it's probably not that easy. Don't just like jump. But I think it's worth pursuing and they're looking into it. So that's good.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Hey, codgers, wojers, fojers, sojourners, truth. I'm doing good. I'm wearing the little girly tee, which we've dropped before, but we re-released it, restocked it. It's a fan favorite. It's so cute. Every time I wear it, I'm like, I'm so cute. So I'm just wearing it with some barrel jeans and a little cardigan. And I'm feeling cute in my girly merch. And you can get it now at ShopToastMerch.com.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
You do what you have to do. And it's just so crazy because I am seriously a Rascal Flatts super fan. Like, what I'm doing this weekend, I would not do for any other artist under the sun, which is just, like, leave my bubble.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, he's more accessible, actually. I don't worry so much that I'll never see him again. But I feel like if I don't see Rascal Flatts this time around, I might not ever see them again. They're fleeting. That's how important they are to me. I know Gavin will come back around. So I'm really, really excited. And this is like, yeah, they're my favorite brand. I feel like I can say that with certainty.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Because I would not do this for anyone else.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But also, tomorrow we are going to record something fun when we have a moment. Remember we had that plan for Patreon? Oh.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Okay, we'll sync up. But you, Ben, and Rodeo have such a cute weekend planned. Yeah.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I wouldn't leave the country. Yeah, they'll go to Italy for the baby moon.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
But they do, because they're there bumping.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Oh, that's funny. I was thinking about the moon, not mooning whatsoever.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I think technically it's all mooning, but you just associate it with tushy. But do some Googling. Let's see what Gemini says.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I don't think it's about the color. Maybe it's about the shape.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Or maybe it's something that like, you know, they did back during the full moon in the crusade.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Some things have sold out, but now they're available for pre-order. And pre-order just means that you're going to get it like how you would have gotten any merch before, which is just going to take a little time.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yes. Yes, I would. Why, yes, I would. Thank you. That is so funny. How did he get his armor off so quickly?
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
No, you didn't have pants. You had, like, chain link.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
That doesn't, I don't think that will surprise anyone.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Like only wearing the things that are sold out.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
I say the stories, they come together in an obvious way. You know, like I feel like whatever, like I shared, like you've probably seen. I mean, it just needs discussing.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
They're not sold out because you can get them.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Even though I did say, like, I didn't, I actually looked into it and I didn't see it anywhere else, so.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
That's all. But that's what's sad when April Fools are, like, disappointing. Like, I know everyone wants, does want, like, Spritz Manischewitz. And it's like, well, darn, darn, darn. I want a dye brow.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Yeah. Well, I guess we could get into the aforementioned stories in the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
The Toast
A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025
Girly mugs are available for pre-order. This is a great mug.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And to be clear, you don't look physically Jewish. It's just the sound of your name.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We're always hyping ourselves up.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
What are you, like Italian?
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It was really powerful.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
But also my biggest takeaway, I find it really difficult the older I get to watch certain male comedians because if you're gonna, your life is your fodder, so that means you're talking about your wife. And we joke about our husbands, we're so mean to them all the time. But at the end of the day, I think when people listen, they can tell it comes from a place of real respect and love.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And I just think sometimes you hear people talk about, sure. Morons. Sometimes you hear people talk about their wives and it's so derogatory. And they always say, my wife loves it. But it's so fucking derogatory.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, no, and it just feels like, okay, maybe it's funny, but was this joke really worth it? And I liked that it came through, that I know that everything you shared, your wife ultimately approved of, but I didn't think of one joke that I would be offended on her behalf for. It was still so respectful, but you're talking about her vagina.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You're talking about her getting fingered at the doctor, which is so true. It's literally so crazy how often you get fingered.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Imagine literally just a finger in your vagina. What about the probe?
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
The probe. Oh, the silver shit? Transvaginal. Stick, the wand. The wand. When they check your cervix.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, I thought that was a vibrator.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, it looks like one.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I was like, oh, okay, we're warming it up.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's so crazy. So I just really, really respected your ability to talk about your wife and still like, you know, in a sort of kind of crazy sexual way. While ultimately I'm like, oh, this man loves his wife so much.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, so he's German.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's so true. It's so true. So what's the process of like you writing a joke and running it by your wife?
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You, like, pull up.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's actually cheaper sometimes to get a ticket than to pay for a parking attendant.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
My husband, we get three parking tickets every single day. We also pay for a garage, by the way. But he's like, when he's going downtown, he's like, I'll leave it on the street. There's a 50% chance you're going to get a ticket. Sometimes you don't. So then it's free. And then if it's not, you paid for a garage.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, it's my husband's math, actually.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Can I tell you something that you should try?
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
if you're parking in an illegal spot, just like a tip, pass it on to your wife. Go find the nearest car that has a ticket, and you take the ticket and you put it in your own window, and the parking guy will be like, oh, I already got this car, and then you move on.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Okay, but then what about that person who thinks they didn't get a ticket,
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Not your problem. It's also, they mail the tickets. This is horrible. You also get a, you get a ticket like in person, but nobody pays it. They mail it to you too. So like, she'll get it in the mail.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, I'm telling you, it's kind of a brilliant method. Yeah. This city is wild, like every man for themselves. It's so true. You can't be worried about your fellow passengers. It's just not, there's not enough time in the day.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
This is horrible. Whatever.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, obviously.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
But is that you or no?
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So speaking of our spouses, Jackie and I, it actually happened really naturally. We found ourselves spending a lot of time being naggy, bitchy wives, but we hated that we weren't.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Okay, I'm so glad you asked. because it inspired, the paper towels, it inspired this segment we do on our show called Naggy Bitch Wife where people will write in and being like, am I justified or am I just being a naggy bitch wife? And so for me, I'm very clean, I love to clean, I love a clean house, my husband is getting better. But we were cooking dinner and then we were cleaning up.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And so he sprays the surface cleaner on the counter. and he wipes the surface cleaner off with a dish rag, not a paper towel, which I thought was just dumb behavior, and I'm like, you should switch. But then, there are certain dishes you have to hand dry, so to hand dry a dish, he'll use a paper towel.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We've been together since we were like 11. There was one place. Yeah.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And it's better, of course. But it's been 11 years. We're not pacing the way we should.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Fair, so true. No, but they basically came back and they're like, yo, are we Jewish? And the whole family is Catholic in Chicago.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You're not logging a lot of hours protecting.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Rebuttal though, there is more to clean when you live in my house.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
People have gotten so carried away. They'll stay with men who cheat with them, but not who wear like their shirts on top.
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Have you ever done your ancestry, 23andMe, given your DNA to a baby?
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And are you scared now?
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It actually makes me feel better because Jackie's husband doesn't do that. So I was like, oh my God, is my husband especially disgusting?
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's the only reason he doesn't do it, because he's done it too much. And so you collect them and then you dispose of them? You leave them for your wife to clean up?
The Toast
Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Is what, Jewish?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Okay, so Jackie's naggy bitch wife. Naggy bitch wife, yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And we never take each other's husband's side. I always have Jackie's back. But this time. She wasn't agreeing with me. I didn't see what you were seeing.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's what I said.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. Oh my God, congrats.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Thank you. Thank you.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
How shitty is that? It's true. We have eight different versions.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We're all killed and I'm just gonna be like, all right, see you later, guys. Thanks for the help. Such a good ally, but you can't get in.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So Jackie and I were talking before because we watched your special and I feel like actually this is not the first time you came up on the toast. You made news the last time you did a special where you bought back your own special from Netflix. And I'm so curious. It was Amazon. Amazon. Yeah, I never said which one it was. How do you go back? Yeah, like with your tail between your legs.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Welcome back to The Toast. We are so excited to be sitting down with a guest. You know, we kind of don't really do guests, but today is very special. Jackie and I spent all week last week talking about one of our new favorite comedy specials, Life on Netflix by Andrew Schultz. And today we are joined by Andrew Schultz. Welcome to The Toast.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
They're like a fuckboy. I had to be a dickhead a little bit.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
When you buy back your own special, do you just have to give the money back that you got, or do you have to spend more of your own money?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
On Moment House, right?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Well, you said it was so controversial a streaming service wouldn't pick it up. We were like, well, now we need to know what he said.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, we were doing a little research on her before. We read the People magazine, she went to Gallatin.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, I was in Steinhardt.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I graduated in 2016. I'm 30. How old is she?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I had gotten a boyfriend, my husband, a freshman year. I didn't talk to anyone. I was like, bitch, I have a boyfriend. Get away from me.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You told Timmy Chalamet. He said, get away from me. No, the girls too.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I was like, I couldn't believe I had a boyfriend. I couldn't believe there was somebody who wanted to hang out with me. I was like, I did not make one friend in college. Like actually one.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And we got married, like, uh, we got engaged like a month after college ended.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's so great for you. Yeah, she's fantastic.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's so cute.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Shiloh. That's so cute. We love a homemade gift. You also got the Chanel jacket.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. That's nice to see.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, I don't think that should be your focus. A little bit of both balance. A little bit of both. What did the jacket look like?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh, a keffiyeh. Oh, okay. That's really funny. I was joking with her on that. I was like, oh, interesting. They're getting so political over here at Chanel. That's really funny. Coco, wow. Coco, wow.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Well, we know you do have to get back to your kid.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And we really appreciate your time.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We respect Shiloh's time. So we can't recommend the special enough. It's available on Netflix. I saw it topping the charts. Congratulations.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's called Life. Make sure to follow Andrea on Instagram. And you have a podcast, too.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, you needed her to know that.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We have, like, a chip on our shoulders. I don't know if you could tell.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We're just kind of outsiders.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I feel like you all hang out. You guys all go on each other's podcasts.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And it makes sense. But you're, like, away.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
The next time you guys all get together with, like, the male comedy podcast crew...
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We need to come. We just want to meet everyone.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Be like, they're cool, they're funny, they're beautiful, they're thin. Claudia did the 5K. She really tried. I did the 5K, yes. And by the way, nobody spoke to me when I was there.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And we have tried to enter your crew. I ran a fucking 5K with Tom and Bert.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I didn't even talk to Tom when I was there.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
He didn't even say hello to me, okay?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And Bert only said hi to me because I was with Josh Peck.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I'm telling you, we are outsiders because everybody sees us as such. Well, I think we got to bring you in. I don't think there's any malintent. Do you have the chart-topping comedy podcast? Is there a chat without us?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Tim is great. He's canceled on us twice.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We had a commercial shoot today. It's really painful.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like we were ready both times.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Tim's a busy guy. Of course.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
He's the only one who's made an effort to be our friend. Which really means a lot.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's so crazy to listen to his solo episodes. We rely on each other so much.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's really funny.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Just like attending a live taping.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Well, the next time the crew gets together, just suggest inviting those two chubby Jewish girls.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Of course. We just want to be included.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
The thing is, we want to be invited. We're not going to come, but we want to be invited. Tim invites us. He's going to stop inviting us.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Tim has invited us to so many barbecues. You want to not go. That's actually really good. We just want to be thought of.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Nothing feels better than being included.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Well, we're tired.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. Just let the crew know. We're available for bookings.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And, you know, we don't want to say that, like, we're not invited because we're women, but we're, like, literally the only ones.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's just a coincidence.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
The girls in your office.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's like what happened to us. Except I have an app where I can look up phone numbers. So I would know that you were lying.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
oh you're like a snoop a freak yeah it's a good thing to add even like just as a lay person like oh who's texting me I forgot their number someone from high school it's called Mr. Number you don't have to say who's this then you can find out and all of our information is available you have to pay for it it's $25 a month but yeah I bet you my name won't come up I bet you my mom comes up oh so a lot of times that happens but I recognize people based on their last name okay but I'm not gonna ask you for your phone number just type your phone number in yep
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And this is an app I pay $25 a year for.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like, you're giving them huge... No, it's the best app.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Good call. It says... Andrew Schultz. Look.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Or you should get your number privated because you're like a celebrity now.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Have you had to change your phone number at all since making a big... Dude, my phone number's gotten leaked and like...
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So now that I have your number, I'll start the chat and you can add Joe.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Jackie did read Tom's book. I don't think he read mine. Yeah, I don't think so either. Well, I'm going to have a talk with him. It's a children's book.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We do have strong opinions, but loosely held. At least for me. I will go so hard for a topic, and then somebody will say something, and I'm like, you know, you're kinda right. I see that.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Rainbow Fish was the opposite. What is it?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's really actually bad for kids.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Oh yeah. Do you know Llama Llama?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I like Llama Llama. I think that the mom.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I could call CPS on the mom. She's extremely neglectful. The kid's having a fucking breakdown upstairs and you're gabbing on the phone doing the dishes. Having said that, the kid is definitely annoying. What if the kid was actually having an issue and Llama Llama is just being a deadbeat downstairs?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I love the book. But like, what is that bitch doing with a ladder? Like, it was really crazy. And then when like the little. I would get a ladder. When he's like carrying his mom.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I don't think she's actually doing it, of course. But it is jarring to see the illustration.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So a ladder doesn't seem like a lot.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I agree. I agree.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I know. It's really beautiful. We won't spoil it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Dearest Shiloh.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Can't wait to see you in the group chat.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Well, we really appreciate your time.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I'll come. We're available.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Especially when you can't drink. Like, what's the point?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Are you a big drinker?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I like, I don't smoke pot because I'm, I'll take myself to the hospital. Like, it's just like, I'm like, this can't be the thing. Everybody's smoking. What's going on? I hate weed.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah. Who are these people that get relaxed when they do it?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Some people get like, I'm so productive.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, that's bullshit. Bullshit. What are you saying?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
i think we both say that that's why we love this particular job like being content creators and podcasters like i have found our you know our numbers went up when i announced that i was pregnant you get more brand opportunities like there's not people can relate to you not a lot of jobs where you can say that you have more to say you think more and you feel more and so net net it's really good for so our world but yes like opportunities there are less things i can do and you have to take time off and
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like, and that's how I felt.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Just like jot it down.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We'd love to say we're gonna do stuff and don't.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Of policy, I love that.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's what she said a lot. Wait, what did she say? Jackie was actually extremely taken with this one thing Kamala Harris said on the Call Her Daddy podcast. She was talking about, and she said it like this, practical application of policy. She's really big on that. And so we don't really know what it means, but sometimes you just gotta practically apply the policy, you know?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And we find ourselves not doing that, but we really need to.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Practical Application of Policy. Oh, PAUP.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It doesn't roll off the tongue. PRAP.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Now, we are officially letting you go this time, unless there's anything else you wanted to talk about.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yes, get your PAPs.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Thank you so much for being here, guys. Thank you for listening. We will see you tomorrow. Love you. Bye.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It is so crazy to be sitting down with Andrew Schultz. Does anyone call you Andrew, or is it always Andrew Schultz?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I just feel like I should leave you two alone. Like you and your hormones.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
This is what I want. Go, go, go.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Do you watch a lot of Bravo by Asmosis?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We like have watch parties. We bet on it. Yeah. We bet on it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And I say Andrew Schultz. You know people who you have to say their full name.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I think America falls apart. A thousand percent.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, and they send out screeners of the episodes. Same with NFL.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, you saw that video. Once somebody opens your eyes to it, like, it's a little convenient, you know, that, like, everything happened with Taylor Swift.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And what's his name, Travis.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like a president or something. That guy's a firsty lasty. Or like a serial killer. Correct. Totally.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's actually a fair comparison. Yeah, okay.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
We'll scale back. Yeah, we'll scale it back. We feel bad. So your special came out and everybody's talking about it because it made us all cry. Aw. And I obviously felt extremely susceptible to crying. I had no idea. Claudia, you cried a lot. I was uncontrollably sobbing. No, I am like super pregnant.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It's a boy, yeah. And I've only gained about 11 pounds, which is amazing. Yeah. From the back, people don't even know I'm pregnant. They just say, wow, she's fat. Hold on.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That is the worst stage, right?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I just saw my weight yesterday. I've been saying, I'm like, please don't tell me. This is my first pregnancy. It's like a lot.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
My wife does the exact same thing. I said, I don't want to know. She says, don't tell me when she goes into the gyno. Is it the gyno? Yeah.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Then they handed me a form. And I don't know why I looked at it. And I saw it right there yesterday. And for the first time, it was really... I don't want to talk about it.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
No, no, actually. I already pressed her. I literally, I sent her a text message. I'm like.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I thought you were about to say, I'll tell you her way.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You're right, you're right.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
She could say it, it's 105 pounds.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And I have a long, complicated history with being fat, so it's just been a journey, but I don't wanna talk about me.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Having said that, I turned on your special to escape. And I had no, I didn't really even know what it was about. I just had seen your comedy before and I thought me and my husband would enjoy it together. And I actually, no, I did know that you were sharing about your journey with infertility.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Well, I bring up your last name because... We're so formal with mass murderers, right?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So I knew that that was like the subject. I thought maybe my husband and I would both enjoy it because we're, you know, we did TTC, you know. TTC? Try to conceive.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
That's what it's called when you're trying. When you're trying.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
So you say, are you TTCing?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you for, that's an important distinction. It's very internet.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It is, it is. That's why I think, well, you're not supposed to ask people now these days. Are you trying? But in internet speak, it's like, so everybody knows, just stop asking me. I'm TTCing, you know? Having said that, I thought we would enjoy it, and we did, but I really thought you just came out of left field and hit us with a bus at the end. And I was inconsolably crying.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It was a mix of things, but also the editing on that little montage.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
I bring up your last name because it's genuinely shocking that you're not a Jew.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
It was so... So good.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Are you saying people reaching out to you sharing male infertility or both?
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
You don't hear about it a lot.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
And this is maybe a dumb question.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Does sperm like yours look the same as others? Okay.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Yes, like you put so much of the emphasis. And the part in the special that really made me start crying was like when you were, you had that scare. And you turned to your wife and you were like, I'm so sorry that like my shit is causing you all this distress. Like you're sort of helpless, even though technically it's like your medical issue. And she was just like, no, bitch, it's our problem.
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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025
Like I just loved that. And I also loved how like, I think.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
We'll save it for the TV recap at the end of today's episode.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I think I'd rather go to jail as well. And you know that's my biggest fear.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Well, Nikki Blonsky and the Disney, by the way, do you think Nikki Blonsky is a Disney adult? She kind of has the elk of a DA. She does have the elk.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It's so true. It's kind of like flying first class. Like once you do it once, like everything else is terrible. It's almost like a taste, it's too rich for her blood.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
When they were doing the press tour for Hairspray, they absolutely did a VIP trip to Disney. It's just like, Disney was definitely somehow involved in the project.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I'm sorry. Like a character setting needs to be done on her brain. She's so crazy. But like, and she doesn't even, that's why she's so great. She doesn't know she's being so entertaining by being such a freak.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
If you haven't seen the clip of Nikki Bonski at the hotel in West Virginia, she's like being an influencer. Like she obviously got this room for free. So she's tagging the room. And it's just it's like exactly what you would expect from a classic influencer showing the room, showing the room service throughout the trip. But it's an actual roadside hotel. Like and she's like, look at this view.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It's really nice to be the person whose job it is to watch the stuff.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And you guys, she's being dead serious. It's an actual parking lot.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
West Virginia, you've been amazing. It's satirical, 100%. You would think it's like an SNL skit about an influencer.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She's dead serious. She got this obviously free hotel room. And she's like, look at this room service. And it actually comes in a brown paper bag. She's so fucking funny. I'm sorry. You guys absolutely have to go. That's, of all the videos that have come out for Nikki Blonsky, the West Virginia hotel room is the best one.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And she has, like, Vaseline on her lens the whole time. It's, like, so blurry. 100%. It is performance art. It is so funny.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And she's like, without love. No, no. She opens them all the same. Good morning, Baltimore. It's Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray. Sorry about your sister. She introduces herself like her name is no longer Nikki Blonsky. It's Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray. She has to remind people.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
literally oh my god she it's nice to see everybody like picking up and noticing things you and I have been noticing and talking about for years not to be like so annoying I know but like we've really been trying to sound the alarm here we have we're always talking about Nikki Lonsky we're also always talking about Hairspray and that would be a great time I hope Hairspray streaming numbers are gone way up yeah people need to educate themselves and put some respect on her name she's so funny oh my god I think I also need to watch that show huge
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I know. I don't think I will fall. Based on some of the clips that I saw, like, I don't think it's a show that you fall in love with.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And do you know that guy Heartthrob Anderson? Heart Rob Anderson. Heartthrob. He does like that. He's like a social media guy. His username. His name is Rob Anderson. But I think his username is Heartthrob Anderson. He like watches old movies and recaps them. He's the one who made like that Julia Stiles. I know him. You know him.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So he did a recap of Huge and it actually made it look so fucking funny. That's really funny. So that's, that's what I'll be doing this weekend.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh my God. Wait, I had something I wanted to say about Selena Gomez. Oh, do we have a story about her?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, I just want to say, because now that I feel like we talked about it on the podcast, my phone heard me and I've been getting served like Hailey versus Selena content and like the lyrics from Selena's new album being pulled out of context. You're so embarrassing. Yeah, right. So there's like a lot of things like that.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I just, I really want to remind people, and I'm not taking any of it like seriously at all. She literally posted it herself. Selena's one of those... artists who I feel like I don't study their lyrics because she's a collaborator, right? She's not known for her songwriting.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Correct. Who does Phineas find embarrassing? Because they tagged like a long list of songwriters and collaborators and partners. And so like people looking into it as if it's from Selena's diary, we need to take a step back. You can do that with Olivia Rodrigo. You can do it with Taylor Swift. You can do it with artists who you know really like.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Grace Face. Who you know are really writing from their own experience. Sometimes they're the sole songwriter on an album. Did you see that list of people her and Benny tagged? There's a million songwriters. So people thinking this is like directly from her journal. I think we need to take a step back. That's like thinking Katy Perry, you know?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She's like, she's known for other things as a pop star, not her songwriting.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Well, to any aspiring criminals listening, it seems like Disney is ripe with opportunity. The only problem is it's so expensive to get in the park.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Like, yes, that's sometimes it's weird to think about with certain artists that like it's like this deep and they talk about the music like so personally when they really had no hand in writing it.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
That's just kind of a weird part of the industry. And I feel like that's what's happening. And this is not meant to be shade at all. I think Selena as a pop star is known for like other things when like I wouldn't say her songwriting is her leading attribute.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So keep that in mind when you're like dissecting. We can be crazy investigators with Taylor Swift. Like we know that was in her notebook on the side of her nightstand. Like we know that. I don't think that's the case here.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So that was what I wanted to say.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
You're welcome, your daughter.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. So Jonas Con. It took over my weekend too. Yeah. I could tell.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I didn't talk about my weekend in the pre-fast five banner because I literally did not one thing. I laid in bed the entire weekend. I went to the diner. I watched Friday Night Lights like I did nothing. But I consumed so much Jonas Con content. So like I do feel like I was there.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. I was actually more so like analyzing Jonas Con. I find the whole thing very confusing and I'm not coming at it as a hater. But the whole thing felt so awkward. Off brand to me. For the Jonas Brothers. It feels like something you would do. Just like a later stage in your career. Very like New Kids on the Block. How they have like a cruise.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I just want to say, it's kind of a banner year for Sheena Marie Shea, even though her show got canceled. The Jonas Brothers want her, Lady Gaga wants her. Don't worry about her. Oh, and she got plucked out of very few people from the old show to go to the new show.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, but I think the Ariana year, the most previous year, was kind of a hard year. The jokes were like, Sheena's like, you know. Oh, and do you know that she was on Masked Singer? I did know that.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Big Time Rush performed. Big Rob, you know, from Burning Up. They really, like... They plucked, the Camp Rock cast was there.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So as somebody who was virtually there, you know, in a virtual sense, I can tell you it looked like an event that was really well done. I think a lot of times- Like not Fyre Festival. A lot of times ever since Fyre Festival, like you are worried that like this big event being put on by celebrities is gonna, you know, leave you in the middle of the Bahamas with a cheese sandwich.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And it wasn't that. It was really well done. I saw like people complaining, like my VIP ticket. But like for the most part- Yeah, the view from GA is better than- Yeah. Okay. But that's life. That's life. For the most part, like it looked like a safe event-
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh, man, I thought we were, like, about to be pranked or something.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
What nerve. So kudos to the Jonas Brothers for not like, you know, alienating their fans in like a parking lot in New Jersey. Like it really was, it was really well done. I liked that they like leaned into all of their lore. I just like can't get past. I really feel like they got into like some sort of bad financial deal because this is something like you do once to make a ton of money.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I love like my favorite thing when being at an outing is like being the person whose job it is to like sit and watch the stuff. Now, this is my question for you, because obviously I haven't been to Disney as a grown person.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Like the way people say like Bruno Mars is in gambling debt. Like I feel like Kevin, like somebody, not Kevin, it would never be Kevin. But like somebody within the group. I don't know. It just feels so incongruous with the level that they're at as celebrities.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
A lot of people were there and they did two sessions. Like they did it twice because so many people wanted tickets. Like I saw a line through the parking lot, like thousands of people.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I don't know. And they're playing MetLife Stadium, they just announced. So like, I don't know this. I need someone to explain to me like what, besides nourishing.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. Because it was a lot. It was a long day for them. They weren't just doing.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
yeah that's kind of a nice place to be it is but it just doesn't feel like that's really where they're at naturally they're releasing new music they do big collaborations with relevant people like but it does feel so random to me maybe it's just a way mall that's what ben said when i was dollars to do this i was talking about it all weekend so when i brought it up to ben he like didn't care and he's like maybe the mall because it is like one of those billion dollar malls
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Maybe the mall paid them even more.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Divided by three after taxes.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I went one time like when me and Ben first started dating, I was doing like a work thing in Orlando and he made me go and I had like seriously the worst fucking time of my life. So when I think about the future, obviously, like as a parent one day, it's sort of rite of passage. You have to take your kids to Disney.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
That's pretty good, actually. Yeah. I really, I found the whole thing so confusing and that's not to say it was a bad event. It actually looked really pargy. I agree. And if I'm like, if I'm a big fan, like a diehard fan and I get to go like, and they're playing into every joke, every movie they made, they're not shying away. I love that. But this is seriously just not something you do.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
They're not at their peak. I would say like when they came back, they had like a year where they were really peaking. But they're still like an extremely popular.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Right. They release new music constantly. They're very cool. They announced all these projects. Joe's releasing a solo album. I'll like really never understand the solo. Yeah, I know. Stop.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, I already, like, lament over having to split shit with you.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And, like, it being in New Jersey, like, a homecoming. Like, I get the whole thing.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I just don't. I have questions. I don't. I have questions.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
If you work on the Jonas Brothers business management team, do they need the money?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Or this is their way because they did cancel like a big part of their tour for some reason. Yeah. But maybe this is a way of like giving back to the fans.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Jackie, I'm genuinely looking for answers here.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Because do you feel what I feel? Of course. Like the strangeness of this? Okay.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And they're like, it's like at a water park and they have their fans in bathing suits. Like, I don't know. The whole thing just is confusing.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, because you know the American Dream Mall, like one of the big attractions. Okay, so one of the big attractions there is one, they have an indoor, that's where I learned to ski. If you guys remember, I vlogged it for Patreon. It's one of these insane malls. So they have an indoor ski mountain.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I definitely really worry about the amount of like standing and walking like on my body. And I'm just curious if you feel like there's an adequate amount of seating available. Like, are there lots of benches? Like, I feel like I would always be looking for a place to sit and not being able to find one. And that's what concerns me about the future.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
They have an indoor water park and they had like a concert at the water park and everybody was like in their bathing suits. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Like a fountain you can sit on.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It's the type of sleep shirt where you wake up with a titty out.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Welcome back to The Toast and happy, oh, Monday. Am I okay?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
But there are nights- So much is dependent on the solstice.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yes, I know all the celebs do Disney VIP. I heard it's like $5,000 a day and that's insane.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Unacceptable. When you're pushing the stroller, that's it. Especially when you have a husband and professional security.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
the handles like this and then just push them at once it's very easy I was very upset and when I opened the comments I saw other people being like why is she carrying a suitcase and I was so glad I wasn't the only person having this thought because it would bother me so much yeah it's hard you could see she's struggling um
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And I think he said he didn't cheat.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I want the rekindling. televised.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Not strong enough to carry three suitcases. No, of course not.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, of course. But like, what's VIP about it? They help you like cut the lines and stuff? Or do you get a trolley?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Can I tell you that video she posted made me chuckle hard. No, same. She was just posting, it was just like a random video, and she was sharing it because the company that prescribes her the medication is a company she's invested in, so it was obviously like, she was sharing a lot in this video, and she wasn't intending to be so funny. She made me laugh.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She does have the craziest social media, let me tell you. It is so poorly managed and not a shade at all. Like it's clearly run by her. So she'll like take a screenshot of something and it's like there's a picture of her on the side. It's just not like a pargy influencer. So it's very on brand for her to like make this chaotic video. But I actually thought she was going to crash.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And I think the anti-ozempic movement, they love to reference, well, even Amy Schumer. Like, she's been open about the fact that it ruined her life. Like, I think they cite that often as, like, a reason why people shouldn't take it, even though she's clearly the exception.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Right. So she has talked about how one time she used the drugs. It did not work for her. And then she never used it again. So that's kind of the end of that story until she shared she's actually been on Manjaro recently. She got like a new prescription. I know the drugs, everybody's like they're all the same. They're actually really different.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And you can have a terrible experience on one and an amazing experience on the other. And she's having a really like pleasant experience on Manjaro. I think it's doing what it's supposed to be doing without making her terribly sick. And so she wanted to share that, which I love when people share that. positive ozempic experiences because it never gets shared.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So I love that for her and I'm excited for her.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She's being so funny. Like, I'm sorry. She was saying like that, um, She basically was saying that these drugs can be really expensive unless you're diabetic or medically obese, which the internet does think that I am. Like she was being really funny while also talking like very relatably about something very real. And to me, this is like the number one way to get into my heart.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Correct, invest. We'd love to see a woman in business.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I do think there was a time where talking about your being on one of these drugs was extremely brave. Yeah. I think now it's kind of been detonated. Is that the right word? Diffused? Yeah. Yeah, kind of. It's not so much of like a triggering hot topic anymore.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh yeah, people are still lying about it.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Do we talk about this person already on the show briefly? No.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Except, except, and I want to talk about, cause I've been seeing a lot of people talking about this. Lizzo. Lizzo, you don't think she's on it? I actually now, I don't. I think so much time has passed that she's started her weight loss journey that if you were on the drug for that long, you really would have lost probably more significant weight. How much time? When did she get canceled?
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Okay, I think that... If you were consistently using one of these drugs while also changing your lifestyle, which you can see on social media, she works out a lot. She's eating very differently. I think she would look much different. I think it's happening, like, very slowly for her. She looks amazing.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And, you know, I was very critical of her when she dressed up as it for – I do not think she's on it now. I really don't.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I don't know. Some people, like, have, like, I think moral – Issues with it. So that's, I think some people.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Right, it is like an injection. So it's not like an Advil that you pop. Yeah, so if you're like a natural swirling.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Right, right, right. People have their reasons. I'm not against anybody who doesn't want to be on it. I could never be me. I can't relate. I can't relate. I'm so excited to get back on it. And guys, like God, you know, when I bounce back, like skinnier than ever, like don't start rumors about me. I'm on it. Okay. You don't even need to ask. I'm not gonna do a big patron reveal. I'm on it.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Well, I like that you got dressed for the occasion with your Disney outfits. Like you were giving Disney adult, but it's, it's nice to know that beyond the facade of your Instagram story, like there was a woman suffering.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
You have to tell me like when the day comes, I will fly down. I want to be on site for the first injection. Watch, I'm going to get nauseous. Yeah, you have hyperpigmentation.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
We're just talking about a Zempic, which we always are.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, no. I just want to say the reason I keep calling Jackie a Disney adult is because, you know, as a protective mama bear, like you don't post your kids on social media. So it literally looks like you and Zach and Olivia and Zach went to Disney the four of you.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Like when the love of my life, Theo, just kind of came home one day with cancer and Ben and I didn't have insurance. Let me tell you, that was not a pleasant experience. And when we decided to get a new dog, the first thing we did before Romeo even got home was get pet insurance. It's really just sound. It's peace of mind. You know, there's so many so many unpredictable things in this life.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I thought it was going to be Jennifer Aniston out with... Pedro Pascal, yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
They had like a three-hour dinner.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
What? She's texting me drama? Yeah. I thought that this whole time, I thought he was gay.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Right. Barack went out the back door for sure. Yeah.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, and so that's why I keep calling you a Disney adult. But if you knew the real subtext, you'd know it's because Jackie's a queen.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
That's just where my mind went because I saw a picture this morning. But yes, not only are these two dating, which I think came out a few days ago. The real news is the incredibly bizarre Instagram post and caption that Tiger Woods shared announcing his new relationship whilst also asking for privacy. Yes.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
OK, so why did you announce it?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I just feel like they're too famous to have to even acknowledge a rumor. Like he, in their own universes, like he is the most famous athlete of all time. Like I would say he's up there with like Michael Jordan, right? Yeah. Michael Jordan's not out here confirming rumors. Like, I don't know. It's just kind of like lowbrow behavior.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Well, it makes sense. I could see how they would have met. Like this doesn't feel so random.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh wait, that's kind of crazy.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Drake and Josh walked so Drew and Adam could run.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
He's in another relationship.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I had the same thought. I like this for her because I feel like, you know, he's a bit of a philanderer, her ex-husband. He's always, you know, out and about different women. And she's just kind of like, you know, the lowly ex-wife at home. And she definitely is stunting on these hoes with her new man who's like so rich, so famous, so talented.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And you just know that daughter who golfs is like going to want to be spending all the time at mom's house now.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Kind of. Yes, yes. In a totally different way. It was a win for women.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And just kind of turning that stereotype on its head of the OG wife getting left behind for the younger woman. Right, right.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It's a good way of looking at it.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Truly. And we will respect your privacy, of course. Just like you asked.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Let's try that again. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday. Tourney Lou Freebush here. Excited to be sitting down with one of the world's leading Disney adults. It is my sister, my co-host.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yep. Our lips. Lock them up and throw away the key.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Like, can I say, it also means you have courage. Like, because you don't give a fuck what people say about you. There's so many, I feel like it's really become like within popular culture, like jokes about, I see it on like every like late night show now. Like Disney adults is kind of like the punching bag of society. And let me tell you, they kind of just take it.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
As much as one can be ready to talk about something so disgusting. Let me tell you, I thought that initial incest scene was like the end of it.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, they set it up that way because we're just seeing it from two people's POV. So I think and that's what made it so much more shocking. The first incest scene is how Saxon Patrick Schwarzenegger remembers it. And it actually turns out that the brother, so the Saxon is the younger brother. Sorry, what's the, Lachlan, Lachlan. No, Lachlan is the older one.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
You're 100% wrong. Lachlan White Lotus. Oh yeah. Okay. Wait, maybe I'm wrong. I just want to get this right. Oh, you're right. Okay. So Lachlan is a younger one. Wow. I need to rejigger my brain. I've been calling the younger one Saxon the whole time. So the first incest scene is the POV of Patrick Schwarzenegger. He thinks that his brother was having sex next to him.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And he started jerking off because there's like porn happening next to him. And he feels sick with himself for even doing that. You know, like that's his brother. When I saw that, I was like, oh my God, that is sickening. That is so twisted. By the way, it's inexcusable. But obviously the second one, like what actually happens, makes it seem like not so bad.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Because as it turns out, that's actually not what happened. He didn't just jerk off. He was jerked off in his sleep. Patrick Schwarzenegger is just sleeping there. Really? That's how I perceived it, me and Ben. While his brother's getting fucked and then he wakes up and there's like a masturbation occurring. I think he thinks that like it's himself. He's on drugs too.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So I perceived it that the older brother had sex with the girl and went to sleep and the girl had sex with the younger brother. And then the younger brother also got the older brother involved while he was sleeping post-coitus.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
You need to have a really strong sense of self to be a proud Disney adult.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And well, he doesn't remember it. And my, my thought was that he was lying about not remembering it because he's just like a true fucking freak. But it turns out he doesn't remember it. And then when he does meditate at that place and remember it, he is, he's not as horrified as he should be, but he's shocked.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
is quite brilliant because we like hated the older brother the entire time. And very slowly they started to show us like, actually the freak here is the younger brother. He was staring at the tissue. He made the kiss go longer. He started jerking off his brother. Like he's a freak. And now he's spending the night with Piper at that place. So I just don't even want to know.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I feel like he's going to fuck Piper.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And my theory is that Piper is, finds the gun and Piper kills her whole family because everyone is more sick than the next. You know, she hates her older brother. Then the one brother she liked is going to try and I think like, like have sex with her. That's what I think. Then he's going to find out about the dad.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And then maybe he spares the mom because she is kind of innocent and all this, but she's, she created these monsters. Like I think because the family is so twisted, like I think it has to be them who, who start killing people.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Well, but then I think I could see that being like the White Lotus flip. It's like, look, she was trying to reach Serenity, but the evil rich family got to her first.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
You can't live in China. She's seriously funny.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Facts. I actually can't with this family anymore. Like, they make me sick.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, so I hate that family. I hate the Bangkok storyline. Like, I find it, I don't give a fuck.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So really the only joy I can feel is those three girls. And they actually are... It's really written quite perfectly. It's very, I think... not that I have friends like this, but you know, like there are female friendships that are just like this. And Carrie Coon having a fucking breakdown on last night's episode. Like I'm not mad. I'm not mad. She's so crazy. And like, she's not wrong. Right.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Her friend did push Valentin on her and then slept with Valentin and you're in a relationship. And why were you pushing him? So she's so valid, but like I'm with Leslie Bibb, like we're on a trip, like must you ruin it? And then get so crazy and drunk. Like I actually, in the context of the argument, I, She's right. Like, Michelle Monaghan's a bitch.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
But in the context of the trip, like, I'm with Leslie Bibb. Like, can we just chill? And not her throwing Leslie Bibb under the bus.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
You're screwed. No, I don't feel bad for any of them. The only one who I feel like a kinship to is Leslie Bibb. And I really started to like her last week when they were all partying. And she's like, to what end? Like, we're married old ladies. Can we go home? And they wouldn't leave the villa. And like they were making her take the shot.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So it's like she's down to fun and have clown around and have fun. But like these two are taking it so far in different ways.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Belinda and porn chai getting it on and then her husband I mean her son coming like seriously cringe I don't know like to what end like how that plays into any of this like objection relevance yeah and when guy talk Belinda needs to become a bit more stealth like the fact that she doesn't say to the manager what's his name I don't know his name.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh, I don't mean the actress herself. I mean like the character. She needs to be acting more.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. She's so like volatile.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
A thousand percent. A hundred percent. Like Bangkok, whatever. There's someone, I read a theory that, because you know, Rick sees her husband and then the episode ends and it's like, her husband is his father.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, I literally don't give a fuck.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Right. Yeah. At some point, all these storylines get closer together. I don't have a theory as to how any of these random things are connected.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
The dinner party at Greg's house.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, so I don't follow her, but this girl always comes up on my TikTok. She is like a bona fide Disney adult. She and her family moved to Orlando to be near the park. And so she'll like drop her kids off at school and she'll be like, all right, let's go on a walk. And she goes on a walk in the parking. She gets like, I'm trying to do 10,000 steps.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yep. When Guy Talk got his gun back, like I actually was so relieved. Like he gives me, he is also like a walking pit.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Stupid as fuck. Like if he's in charge of the safety of this facility, it's no wonder there's going to be another shooting. Yeah. And the girl, Chelsea, Rick's girlfriend, I actually really like her. She's like a good, she didn't like contribute much. She's not a part of the threesome or anything, but she's like a good supplemental character.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Like when her reaction, when she's hearing about your brother jerked you off, so funny. She's a great actress.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, I don't feel bad for her. She's nuts.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I can't like her. She was participated in the incest.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And I know, and it's, it's, it's a good strategy. I know that like these types of shows are always like one upping each other with like shock factor, right? Cause what's everyone talking about today? The incest and incest is a really crazy line to cross. I'm not going to lie. And, And I found myself watching it and like not to be judgmental, but I was like, this is fucking gross.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I kind of hate that like this is because there's so many TV shows now. Everyone's always trying to like outdo one another with like the crazy and it's always like sex related. And I don't know, did we really have to go there? Not to pose like a psychological sociological question on the community today, but like, did we really have to go there?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Right, because if you have to have an incestual storyline in order for, and in a modern day setting, right? Because we keep comparing it to Game of Thrones, where it's like incest was perceived differently. if you have to like have an actual sex scene of incest, like to get people talking, maybe we need to try new writers, you know? And also to say last night's episode was actually very good.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Like me and Ben were talking about it a lot. Like we have a lot to, it wasn't a bad episode, but it's like, at what cost? Seriously, I feel sick.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So it's just like, it's her park, like where you would go for a Central Park walk. She's going to Disney.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And let me tell you, Ben had a totally different takeaway from the episode. He loved hearing from the Buddhist leader, the monk, excuse me.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
No, he said that's so wise. You know, Ben is obsessed with like Asian cultures and spirituality, central. And... We went to bed afterwards, and I literally flipped over. It must have been like an hour into my sleep, and he's on his phone. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm just reading about all the monotheistic religions. And then I was like, what are you reading about?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
He's like, I'm on Kabbalah now.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
He's seriously so scary. Yeah, he is. Reading about Kabbalah.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
You could have given me all day to guess her name. Never would have come up with Victoria.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Got it. Never would have guessed.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
That's our show. That's White Lotus. That's the Fast Five. That's the Good Guys, unfortunately. And that's my favorite Disney adult doing her thing.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah. It'd be really popular. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Tesla Monday Morning Show. We tell the fastest stories you need to know every Monday, Friday, and YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We are, excuse me, also available as a podcast. We are Burt. That's Spotify.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh, in case anyone wants to know what's happening to me this week with my pregnancy symptoms, is I have developed carpal tunnel. And apparently that's extremely common. Mm.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Leave a five star review about our beautiful setting and how talented we are. Is that the end of it? I was like in the middle.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Of course, it's a slippery slope.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And because you've decided to make it like a max once a year type of thing. But our sister Olivia, who is like probably I would have thought like the least person I would suspect to become a Disney adult. But meanwhile, she loves it so much.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She thrives. She thrives. Do you think, like, she's counting down the minutes till next summer? Or, like, she could go without you, but it's obviously more fun to go with all the kids together.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She was itching. She was itching.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Well, Santa's coming to town, by the way.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Bright lights, big titties, Jackson cleared.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Jackie's never been to my studio. You haven't seen the new digs. We're going to be filming here this week, which I'm so excited about. We have lots of fun and exciting projects. We're filming a commercial.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, because, well, first of all, my Makatonim sister is getting married this weekend.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So Jax is coming to town. And of course, Jax never comes to town. So when she does, we like have to, you know, check off a bunch of things on our list. So much so to the point where we can't even enjoy the weekend because now we have a million things. We're interviewing somebody for the podcast. We have a merch photo shoot. We have a commercial photo. Like, why? Why?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Oh, no, Saturday we're supposed to hang.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Well, it'll be an exciting weekend, a week for the Toasters, Jackson Club together in the big city.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And how many of yourselves are you bringing?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Three bucks, two bags, one. Oh my God. Speaking of musicals, something we have to talk about that's going on online. Thank you so much. You read my mind.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I'm like, fuck, we didn't talk about. Which is so crazy because when nobody's talking about Nikki Blonsky, we are talking about Nikki Blonsky. It's so true. But now everybody's talking about Nikki Blonsky and we've kind of like not been a leading news source.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So she's kind of having an organic moment on social media where a lot of like her crazy behavior over the last 15 years since Hairspray came out is just being revisited. Like wild interviews, a lot of, she's been on Cameo for a while. And I guess if you're like us and you like love Nikki Blonsky, I'm surprised we don't have one. Like a- A cameo from Nikki Blonsky.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She's the number two, last time I checked, the number two most requested person on cameo. I don't know how much she's charging.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Because now everyone's going to want one. Nikki Blonsky cameo, $100. Nikki! She has 2,000 reviews. Wow, she's done a lot.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So let me tell you, if you guys don't know what's going on, this really originated on TikTok, but it's definitely like taking the entire internet by storm. Just like this really organic movement of just identifying and looking at Nikki Blonsky's career at a glance and how strange the whole thing was, right?
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
If you don't know, she played Tracy Turnblad in like the most recent adaptation of Hairspray, which is the best one, alongside Zac Efron. Excluding Hairspray Live. alongside Zac Efron, Amanda Bynes, like a star-studded cast. And she was cast through like an open casting call. She was a hairdresser in New Jersey.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It was totally kind of like a fairy tale, right? Plucked from obscurity, big Hollywood production. You're kissing Zac Efron. Like it's literally, you actually can't even write a fairy tale as storybook as that.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Without love. I like how Tracy always has to be a casting, an open casting because like God forbid they made a fat person famous up until recently. Now,
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Now everyone's like talking about, you know, when she was on the PR train for Hairspray at the time, I don't know if anybody thought anything of it, but like with hindsight, like she was doing and saying a lot of weird things, mostly about Zac Efron. She was clearly like in love with him because again, this was an actual regular person.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
starring alongside, think about Zac Efron at the time, off the heels of High School Musical, a true teenage heartthrob. She's just a regular girl. She was the type of girl who would go to a Jonas Brothers concert and shave her vagina thinking that they were gonna have sex, but this was actually a real moment for her. So she was really bizarre on that
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
press tour he was with Vanessa Ann Hudgens at the time and she was just like on the Wendy Williams show telling everyone that like Zach and Vanessa aren't gonna last like I think she really thought that like he was her boyfriend I think she had a hard time I just want to also say I like in defense of Nikki Zach does this and I've seen some of his clips from that time where he's kind of leading her on but every time he's in a movie he pretends like he's
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
She can get carried away. That's actually a really good point.
The Toast
The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
So then like everything Nikki Blonsky's ever put out on social media is now under a microscope, like her incredibly bizarre tweets, her cameos, of course. And she's just kind of this person who really spiraled downward after Hairspray. And I actually did not know that she had a big scandal.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It's important that when going to Disney with the kids and taking on this journey, and again, I've never done it, but it's important that there are people in the group who can handle it and people in the group that can. I just feel like that dynamic is really important to balance each other out.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yes. Yes. Her career not ascending. But I did forget like I guess there was like she had a little bit of momentum after Hairspray. It's not like she did Hairspray and nothing happened. I had totally forgotten. And now that people are researching it, I saw the I saw like an old trailer. It was an ABC Family commercial for a new show they were doing called Huge.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And it was about a fat camp and Nikki Blonsky's the main character and like all the characters are fat. And it's like the craziest, wildest thing. And so she had a TV show on ABC Family. I think there was like a little bit of momentum for her.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
And then she ended up in a big scandal in the Turks and Caicos airport where her and her family got into like a physical and verbal fight with this other passenger who happened to be a girl who either won or was a contestant on America's Next Top Model. She also just like happened to be famous. There were some racial slurs thrown at this girl's family by Nikki and her mother.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It was mostly Nikki's mother, but Nikki was there too. And that kind of put a halt in all the momentum that Nikki was gathering at the time. And now I think what we're seeing is like, the direct fallout of that. Cause she really, she did go back to working as a hairstylist and, but she is also this like weirdly famous person. And I don't think she knows how to do both.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
It must. It's definitely confusing. And I think that's what we're seeing reflected in the content.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
I would say she's living her truth too. And if we don't see her in the next season of White Lotus, like that's such a brilliant point. She wasn't, she's a good actress. Like she did a good job as Tracy.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
We just need her to play herself.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
We are also going to be recapping The White Lotus at the end of today's episode. It was quite an episode.
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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
Yeah, no. And I think it gets worse. And I have a theory that I want to share. And I came up with it all on my own.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It's the biggest organ. Like me, when I leave my house, I'm like, shit, you've got to let the skin breathe.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I didn't recognize you I saw BSC rude BSC so done with him yeah no I had a Saturday like that like yucky well my skin was breathing and that was good okay and I was not only was my skin breathing I didn't even tell you I went out Saturday night do you know that You went out? You didn't even post anything. I know, because I didn't have my files in order, but I might post it tonight.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Saturday night, and we in the spot. Where'd you go? Don't believe me. Just watch. I went to a charity event. My friend Erica invited me.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, no, no. I went to an event. I was out very late. Did you have a cocktail? No. You didn't go out.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Because I was driving us home. I said, Zach, you could drink. I'll drive. Oh, okay, okay.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Did Zach get wasted? I'll use my signals. Did Zach get wasted? No, he didn't. He actually wound up driving us home.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I would love to see that again. Maybe one day. Let's roofie Zach. We're kind of in the same boat now. You and Zach? Yeah, you know, we got shit to do.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
We haven't been in this setup since, like, almost two weeks. Because we were in Miami, trick. Yes. And we did a remote the day before. So we are back with our frames. Nature is healing. Yes. The wind's coating is coating. Yes.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Can't be doing that. So anyways, that's why I went free of Fotch on Saturday because I know I was getting ready Saturday night because I went out.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, it's really not. So now... Without further ado, I guess. I guess.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Actually, there's a couple things we need to talk about. So without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you not do need to know.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like your invisibility cloak.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Thank you, Turt Grain. What can I say? Our first story, some legal news. Oh. Diddy's lawyer has quit his defense team. He said, under no circumstances can I continue.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And from what I understand, like.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
lawyers don't really turn down high profile cases like this like eat win or lose it's how you play the game no and of course like ethically it's like a dilemma but a job is a job that's sort of like a thing lawyers just have made peace with you know yeah but I think that's also like part of being a lawyer I don't know what kind of oath they take but it's like even if everybody has a right sin I will defend you well think about everyone who's ever been on trial
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I was watching this documentary client privilege. So like the attorney could even know if you did it and they still have to defend you like you didn't.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I'm suspicious. No, so it's not like something that a lawyer's ever going to shy away from a case just because you're guilty as sin. So this is- And the more high profile it is, even if it's like so guilty- That makes your career.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. So Anthony Rico did not provide a reason for his request in which he wrote, under no circumstances can I continue to effectively serve as counsel- for Sean Combs, according to an affidavit obtained by People. A judge will need to grant Rico's motion before he is officially removed from the case.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Combs would still have five other attorneys defending him in his federal sex trafficking case, including lead counsel Mark Agnifilio. So it's not his lead counsel, but one of six.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. As we said, like even Nazis got lawyers. So I don't think it's someone who like saw too much and is like, or even I think people are now starting to feel like Diddy couldn't possibly win this. Like I think a lot of stuff is going to come out.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay, good. Cause I was going to say like, I do need to be able to see as much of your face as possible since our presences and our auras are not physically together. So I was going- to be on the side, the sunglasses side, which is the side I never wanted to be on.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
yeah i don't think that stops you and again it's like one of six so i agree with you that it's probably something more inside baseball or maybe this man like attended a party or something you know maybe and they just realized like maybe he's innocent but one time he went to a party and it turned out to be a ditty party with a client or maybe he just found god and was like i don't wanna but i i'm sure there are godly lawyers who defend the guilty for sure
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, I understand what you're saying.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like maybe he's beefing with one of the five. Think about that. Maybe one of the five. Oh, perhaps there's an internal conflict.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, no, no, because he already wanted to defend a freaky ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think there's drama.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I think they went out to team drinks and it was the classic deer toasters. Someone's man flirting with someone's lady.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
If we got a submission from Anthony Rico.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Which I really tried to not choose, but then just all the thoughts inside of me were bursting to the top. Okay. I would love to know what you're referring to. Megan Markle's latest set of Instagram stories.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
There are so many things here. She posted a set of stories, maybe like six stories, each ranging five to 10 seconds. So like very little snippets. And the first story said, small break from work to soak in the weekend, sunshine emoji. So it's different.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
videos like around her estate of the flowers and then the grass and the dog running in the grass and it didn't matter that you didn't listen to sound it was just the sounds of nature and then there's one selfie of her that's like three seconds you can see that she's wearing a northwestern sweatshirt which like you know princess diana famously wore and like it's just a three second selfie video nothing happens but megan is laughing classic megan so unbelievably classic now i have no issue with this except for one tiny thing okay
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I think she naturally wakes up early. She seems like an early riser.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But also, this is her work, actually. Like, when you say, what does Megan even do? Like, if you had to actually nail down what she does, like, it's being a lifestyle content influencer now. So, you're not even taking a break from the work. It's more work. And this is the work.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. So it's not really a break. But she's soaking in the weekend. She's wearing the Northwestern shirt. She's making a little chuckle to herself. There's literally nothing. There's absolutely... What do you think she was laughing at? What is anyone ever laughing at when they're running through the backyard filming themselves? Like, nothing. It's... Yeah, yeah. Totally. I... I need her to stop.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Do you know what I mean? No, it's... Like...
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
just stop until the show comes because then you can post like show clips there is seriously zero substance here and like every time we say there's no substance and she puts out something with even less substance and it's just it's it's like comical at this point I didn't even want to talk about it because not every time she posts an Instagram story does it have to be news but like this was wild honestly and some of the videos she was recording like this I think she did cinematic mode so it's like out of focus on a flower and then it focuses in like it's giving Britney Spears
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Oh, no. What I was going to say is, like, she should spend $100,000 to get this right. Like, the way it's filmed, like, I really think she filmed it. I don't think anyone that's a professional in this would, like, have put it out this way. Like, she should have someone filming her picking the orange. Like, we want to see her. I don't want to see her hand.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It could be anyone's hand picking the orange. Yeah.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
like no I think pretty ways to package this because she lives on a beautiful house like I love like mindless lifestyle gardening nature content love like you literally don't even have to say anything even though it would be helpful if you did so we just like know who you are but it's fine you don't even have to but there are ways to make this like more beautiful it's a naturally beautiful environment and like I don't know how this is such a flop
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Great. I'm so happy for you and your sunglasses and the bravery. It's a brave new world.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
That's a crying shame. And I, I, I still think it's just her like being like, I know how to do this. I've got this guys.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Well, I look forward to what's next. Still looking forward to the show. Um, it's not looking good.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Did I write down the new date in my notebook? Oh, the good thing about being back in the studio is having my notebook. Yeah, you have to fill in Queenie and Weenie. Even though, like, I kind of was, like, fine without it, but it's nice to have. Okay. I do miss. Okay, you went from January 15th and moved to March 4th.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, but these chairs are comfier.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
You should, like, see if they want to do, like, an Eloise sort of partnership with you. Where I live there? Where you could live there.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And... be kind of like a character who lives at the hotel. People could come and see you.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
We got your money's worth. We got your money's worth. Even the day she checked out, we're like, hey, yeah, Claudia's room.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
everything no and also what they're so good about is so kid friendly but they have like very much like cordoned off adult spaces like it doesn't feel like we were at the beach club which is like a little bit more adult even though they have like a bunch of kids pools we had a couple like hours you and i have just like adult time like we went to the spa we had lunch at the pool we had lunch at the adult pool yeah where jackie was gossiping so loud like was that where i was gossiping loud yes and i said like could you lower your voice we had lunch at another adult pool too
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
At the beach. On the lawn chairs where we like. Yeah, yeah. But you weren't, you weren't gossiping there. I didn't feel like, I don't remember saying anything memorable there.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Some people need their blankie.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Anyways, good times. Good times. Are you ready for our next story? Whenever? Number three.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Oh, it's sad. But speaking of sad, like we've made the executive decision to just skip over the SAG-AFTRA Awards. Like you guys barely care when we talk about the Grammys and the Oscars. Like we're certainly not talking about SAG-AFTRA Awards.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I think less than 10% of our audience watched the SAG Awards last night. And so. Great.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Right. So we're not going to like do a whole recap of this thing that like there's plenty awards. We're just skipping over that one. Agreed. But the sad news is that. Sad duh. Sad duh. Is that Jesus Guerrero, a celebrity hairstylist of Kylie Jenner, Jennifer Lopez, tons of celebrities, has died suddenly and unexpectedly at the age of 34.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yes, a lot to catch up on since we haven't been together yet.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
All the girlies. And then this weekend, news of his death... It came out on Instagram from the family announced the news on in a series of Instagram stories on Sunday. And then I'm sure you saw everyone's like favorite celebrities posting about him. He was just like apparently this great guy, talented hairstylist, like an amazing person, an amazing friend.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
in three days but also yesterday was white lotus episode two which we both watched and i'm fully caught up on love is blind i don't know where you're at but like i'm loving spoiling it for you so you're just gonna have to deal with it spoil it for me i tried my best to to watch stuff and i got so hard i maybe cumulatively got through another whole episode but it just takes forever the episodes are so long and i had the busiest weekend so i like
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like people are the community is really torn up about it. And it's very, very sad.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. But I think... what is somewhat known as that he, yeah, he fell ill and then passed away of pneumonia abroad, but he was able to make it back. And whoever he was with, like did everything they could to get him back to get proper care, but he still passed, which is just so sad. So, so sad.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
People are saying obviously the nicest things about him, but just, he seems like someone who's just, you know, larger than life.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story, which is some happy news?
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It's actually some very happy news. I don't know if you've seen this. You probably have.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Dolores Catania's son, Frankie Jr. Of course I've seen my best friend Frank's son getting married. Frankie Jr. is engaged to his girlfriend, Nicole Perico. They posted photos of the engagement. They got engaged on February 22nd in August. at St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City. So there's a lot to note here. They're so Italian. One, Frankie Jr. is engaged. He did not mess around.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
How old is he? He's young. He's young, but he is serious. He's 26, which nowadays is young. That's young for a guy. They got engaged at St. Patrick's Cathedral. She is so beautiful. I didn't even know he had a girlfriend. I don't need to know anything more than these pictures to know that they are a match made in heaven.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
There was a third name, though. I'm with you. Yeah, there was, right? There was a third name.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I agree. Like maybe the absolute decision hasn't been made, but like this is like what's.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
all my spare time that I could devote to it I did but then last night I had to watch White Lotus and then that was that on that for me so I probably made like very little headway but I just know like I spent all my time watching it I just didn't have a lot of time
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
They want to have their cake and eat it too. It's true. And he's shirking that. I love it. I love it as well.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
The Catania Perico families.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Nicole Catania. No, it's perfect. She was born for it.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
That's good. Yeah, I think he'll really like it.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into all the TV recaps?
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I watched so much Claudia and I watched nothing.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And I'm only watching things that like you've already told me about. So I'm so behind.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Our fifth and final story that will lead into the White Lotus recap is that Sam Nivola, who plays the little weird little brother on White Lotus of the Ratliff family.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
is revealing the surprising muse for his character in White Lotus. So he revealed to People Magazine that Mike White, the creative White Lotus, modeled the Ratliff family in the show after Bravo's Southern Charm.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. No, and they're just such like interesting characters that when you're trying to like character develop on a show, it's like all the work is done for you. Just study.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, well, they did. So the little brother told people earlier this month that he prepared to play Lachlan Ratliff before heading to Thailand to film. He says Mike White told him to watch one of Bravo's popular reality shows as inspiration for the role. He said, Mike told us to go watch Southern Charm.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
In fact, Jason Isaacs, who plays our dad, kind of modeled his whole accent and character off of that cast. He went on to joke that his on-screen sister got to skip out on the homework because she already had it down. She's from Alabama. She found out through everyone else that they were all told to watch Southern Charm. She felt left out.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
A little bit, but then he's also a little Austin because he's younger. Mm-hmm. But, yeah, definitely for the accents, it's really good.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Wait, I'm obsessed. I'll get there.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I'm talking more like characters. I actually think Patrick Schwarzenegger does, like, a really good job of carrying himself in the role where he, like, just, like, walks, like, with his butt out like a preppy guy. Yeah. It's more than just accents. Like, it's a whole... Persona, yes.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It's true. Or at least it doesn't get fun until the end. Cause like right now we're world building and character development.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So it's a little bit, and people like act like, Oh my God, that was an amazing episode. Like, no, it wasn't.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like I was bored. Like half the time was like scenery and animals. And then they are pouring tea. Like it's very slow. Okay. And it's all about like sideways glances. Like, Actually, the only group that's actually having like, you know, fast paced conversation where things are moving forward are the three women.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
The one who's staying in the room outside the house.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yes. Oh yeah. No, but she's definitely like losing her mind. Like, and she's also like drinking a lot at the other, but there's definitely dynamics between all three of them, but she is like on the edge for sure. Yeah.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, they're definitely going to start talking about her because she was also being weird. Like there's things to say about her.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, Parker Posey was weird for that. And why doesn't why was she either rude or doesn't remember? No.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
They didn't say 10 years ago.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Parker Posey said 10 years ago to her family.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I don't know. She might have just said that to her family to explain why she was being rude. But like Leslie Bibb didn't say that.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I don't think so because they were talking about that girl like she's five years old and she's like... That's what I thought also. Yeah, because also this girl's not still in school.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I just want everyone to know.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, I didn't know she's from Blackpink.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Well, Lisa also has her own solo career. She performed at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. How's she doing all this?
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Of course. Well, now she's looking at him differently because he had a brush with death.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And he's telling the guard, like, I'll get you tickets. There's not going to be any tickets. And the guard was just excited to be included. Yeah.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, I don't see it. So then what's the theory about the guy that was at the gate, like just that he was in on it?
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
What's the theory about the balding with the girl?
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I guess so. But if she knew the robbery was happening, why would she say, let's go to the store?
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. They weren't going to hurt her.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. But what's with the balding guy? Like, what does he want? He's obsessed with the owner's husband. I don't know.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And they're leaving a lot of questions. Like, so they're going to have a lot to answer for. And then, of course, like, who's the shooter?
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It's not my favorite. It's not... my favorite everyone is like oh my god the incest vibes oh my god mike white what yeah It's not my favorite. Like, I'm just, like, not paying attention to it. Even, like, when the two freaks are, like.
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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
When they're on the hammock, like, well, how could you ask me about my sex life? Like, seriously, I'm not paying attention. This is so uninteresting to me.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. And I just, like, even if they are weird and disgusting and, like, say the three of them have a threesome, like, I seriously don't care. Like, I'm, I'm, don't care.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It did look very peaceful until your little brother comes up and ends up being annoying.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, except the wellness, like you could just like choose massages. Opt out of, yeah. But like, is it only healthy food?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And then I'm sad for the dad that he's like going to.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I know. And I don't even know him, but I just want things to work out for him.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I am rooting. I don't know why I am, but I'm rooting for him.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay. Well, we will recap that at the end of the show. Not right now.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. And I don't know if he's like a good guy or a bad guy, but like, I don't know. I just feel bad that when he goes home, he's going to jail. Like that's sad.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And when the lady was like, can I take your phone? And on the one hand, like, of course, no. I have to find out, like, if I'm going to jail. But maybe, like, let's find out in seven days.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It wouldn't be. Like, it's happening regardless. Yeah, but then it's like, if he is going to jail when he goes home, like, should he just disappear?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
We would never do that right now.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, so have you seen the Instagram thing play out? I've seen a clip where she says, like, I saw them.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay, no. No, my God, Claudia, I literally am still at ibuprofen. Like, stop.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I'm sorry, but if that's what you fell in love over, then your picker was off to begin with.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Did he ever get his phone back?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
That's the craziest part of this story that she has.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Oh my God. She literally made it up. I don't know, but she seems like a little paranoid. Plus she has the unfollow app and she's a little Instagram crazy. This doesn't bode well. Yeah.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Sometimes it's like, we're just trying to make it till the end. Don't notice us.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Also, the car's too high up. Like how? Like, yes, you give a Duna. Oh, my gosh, you would have to be tired.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Can I ask a crazy question?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I feel like the trailers are so misleading. Like remember when they had us thinking that Jimmy slept with Jessica after he was with Chelsea and it turned out it was just about his girlfriend from the past, like his friend girl. They're so misleading. She probably was talking to someone just being like, I feel like I like him more than me.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I feel like I like him more than just because I like him so much.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Gay sister and church every week, but I barely believe in God.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
So people love the Volvo. That was like what I almost got before I was put on to Tesla. I was probably going to get the Volvo mom car. And you're saying it like Volvo. What is it?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Even in the pods. My sister likes that music too. Yeah. And my sister and I kiss. I think you really get along with my sister.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I already knew the sister was skeptical about the process because Dave told me.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Well, yeah, you have to trust the person that you're with. And even if you have nothing to go on, like you have to believe them until they give you a reason not to. So if he can't do that, it's not a relationship.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But I think it's just someone who's like just wants his cake and eat it too. Like. is always gonna be looking at the next thing. So unless like the other girl was like much less attractive, he was always gonna be like, hey, what's going on over there? That's like the other people. Oh, what's going on with Ben Platt?
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But you know, the car mom is a toaster. Yeah, I got to watch some of her videos. She could be your Jerry. No, she'll hear this. And she gave me like a really long...
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, but you haven't even mentioned.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
You haven't even mentioned him.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I haven't gotten to that part yet, but so far I actually have respect for her that like, no, when she breaks up with Mason, like I saw a totally different side of her. Oh, okay. Cause right now I'm like, usually people drag the two till the end. Cause they're just sort of like playing both odds. And I actually liked that she broke up with one and like made a strong choice for a band.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, because that he's saying, no, that's really crazy. Like, I actually liked the fact that she like early on was like, I'm going with Ben. And I guess I guess she did like and throw the other girl under the bus. But I haven't gotten there yet.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
She reviews like the cyber truck and evaluates it from a mom's perspective. Like she will give you like whatever car you want. I'm trying to think, I guess like a real, like the coolest mom cars are like, you know, The Escalade.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay. Yeah. Well, I look forward to hopefully getting there one day, maybe next year at the rate I'm going. But if I were you, seriously, like fast forward to the pods.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Maybe I'll just start watching Honduras now. Because I want to see that. That's fun.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay, I'll skip to the end of the pods. But I do like to see people's reaction when they see each other because I just know.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Like was anybody is there a physical like issue between anyone where it's like someone. No, please.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Sometimes it's like so obvious that someone is more attractive than the other person. And it's like even if they're not acting like it, it's like, well, we all know.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah, this isn't a question of like, is love blind? I mean, the show never actually sets out to answer that question because... Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Like love is not blind. And when you're in a pod, like you're really just talking to yourself.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
like it's actually like yeah some people have found relationships like coincidentally but it's not because like love is so blind like because then you could have the same conversation with someone in person and just like the way that people speak it's not even about what they look like how they move their hands how they you know squat over like who am i how they squat over like they're a table you're blind you're love no being blind love you are love being blind
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
um so new episodes come out in four days you have four days to catch up oh my gosh well why it comes out on friday the 28th i think what did i also get the weekend then it's a yeah again okay that's good yeah they do it on the on friday and i literally forgot like i have to read a 600 page book for the redheads so like it's not the freaking weekend okay and it's only monday
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Should we wrap up? Yeah, we should so I can start reading.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Love you, goodbye. I have given up on hard hands now that I couldn't even do it with a monitor. Now that you see that you're the problem, right? I couldn't even do it with a monitor in front of you. We have video proof and I'm so glad everybody was able to see it.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Something that's just as important as never giving up on your dreams is also giving up on your dreams when you realize they're out of your reach. They're not realistic. Yeah, I love that. So goodbye.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But also like an Escalade is like a bit much for one child.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
On that note, love ya. We could both go like this. Love ya, bye. Love ya, bye.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
What about and then parking? Like that's going to be a...
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. How was the hotel bed? Sometimes hotel beds are like the best bed you've ever been in, but a lot of times it's like scratchy.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Dollars and cents? I don't know.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
It's a Porsche. I know, but I feel like the Porsche Cayenne, like it looks like a BMW X5 or whatever. And it's like, that's just how bad you want to be driving a Porsche. Like it looks like all the other mom cars. You just like couldn't concede.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But do they make a, I don't know if they make non-electric Hummer these days.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Yeah. Bon Voyage Range Rover. It's been fun. That car is so hard to get into. It is so tall.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Oh my gosh. And when we did a mukbang and I was literally nine months pregnant trying to get it. I'm glad that you're actually getting rid of the car like ASAP because you're not gonna be able to get in it for much longer.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I'm looking forward to that too for you. And it's also very exciting.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Oh my gosh. I don't like Zach's car.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
You guys are such car snobs, which is so funny because like I'm not a car snob. And I'm not saying I'm not like snobby about other stuff. I'm just like weirdly not a car snob. And now that I drive like a Tesla, I feel like I'm not even in the conversation. Like, I don't even know where Tesla ranks. It's just like on another planet.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
But I do think I once saw like a list of like cars, like.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
When we got the Kia, I didn't even have my license yet. So I really let Zach take the reins on the decision making and that he didn't like the Kia had the Telluride had been having a moment in that moment when we were looking for a car and he got totally swept up in the car of the moment. And like now he would admit like that and he got a three year lease like.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
we can't get rid of this thing uh he would admit that like it wasn't everything that was promised to him um so we're really looking forward to moving on but what's so funny is like now that i have my license like now and now that i drive a lot when i drive with zach now like now i notice i used to think he was like the best driver yeah she's a little critical but now i'm like noticing stuff like he's kind of like on the fence about using his turn signals i'm like i'm
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Okay. So now you have your necessities.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
I noticed all the stuff. He's also like always so late to like get into the right lane for the correct lane for his turn.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, like we were literally at the light in the right lane, but we were going left and he's like literally driving perpendicular to get into his lane. I'm like, yeah, what are you doing? Yeah.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
No, it's easy to become critical. Yeah. So I'm sure like he rues the day. I used to not notice. That's a project I'm taking on. Very, very exciting. I should be getting my new car soon, which is exciting for me. Also, we had one of those weekends where we lived out of my car. We were just out all day, diaper changes in the trunk, change of clothes everywhere. It was literally our mobile home.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Nomadic. So I'm getting another Model Y. I love it. Highly recommend. But I won't even go there with you. I'm sure in a few years you'll be like, I'm thinking about a Tesla.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
And, like, the stories are, like, meh. Like, I'm not, like, itching. Like, it just doesn't feel right. I feel like we talked about one thing, and that was, like, cars. That's not enough for pre-Fast Five banter. I also know there are people out there who only listen to this show for the pre-Fast Dive Banter. So that would mean they were leaving us. It's too soon.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Because you don't put captions on your stories. They are not accessible stories.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Don't even edit it. Just give us the captions. We can decipher Parchee.
The Toast
Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025
Oh, I thought you meant the toast that like the groom made at the wedding. Yeah.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
It's Jackson. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
bus club another club bus turned up that's what i was gonna say yes turning the dial up in which case my weekend was for delicious i turned the dial up you put on a gown and got your hair and makeup done i did i had a wedding this weekend it was a whole wedding weekend it wasn't the wedding was last night yeah i was out till midnight yeah i was i fulfilled my i fulfilled my lifelong destiny of being a designated driver and i took my job so seriously i was so excited i
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, nobody acted guiltier than the Christmas photo.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I'm sorry, like a thousand percent. But I'm just saying like nobody acted guiltier than that person and he was innocent.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
You either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Well, I heard she's dating long hair.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, we don't. But I'll put it in there because I literally was in a whole this like I was so unplugged from whatever's going on in the world. And then this morning I was like, oh, I didn't really miss that much.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I actually did so much swimming this weekend. I felt like coach. Also, you know that I'm a water sign. Have we talked about this? Because I always say like Claudia is a water sign and she loves swimming because she's a water sign. Yeah, you are too. I'm a water sign.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, but maybe my water sign-ness manifests itself in a different way other than like swimming, you know? Maybe it has to do with like drinking water. Like maybe there are other ways to be water sign.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
So everybody in the pool, in the ocean, at the hotel is born in the same month?
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Wait, how do you see that? That's really crazy. Like, how do you see just yesterday? Okay, so. Settings.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
like having a hard time oh wow she's really like embracing her grandma today I know how to do the search when like it's muscle memory I don't know how to do the search okay just like pull down so what am I searching screen screen time the first one that comes one word or two I see two oh my god see all app and website activity I'm scared to ask where that oh I see make scared to ask a question okay
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Because the wedding was driving distance from us. And I was like, I got this. Like Tesla and I. Hold my beer. Zach, I'll hold your beer. You have a great time. I'm driving home. In all of my years, I've always been meant to be a designated driver because a lot of times I don't drink and I can never do it. But you don't drive. I don't drive.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, yeah, it's on today.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Sorry, I'm like having a hard time.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Wait, I'm swipe. Oh, six hours and 51 minutes. Oh, that's Monday, March 10th. What day is that? So keep going. Oh, that's a weekday, of course. I'm a busy lady.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Three hours and 30 minutes yesterday. Wow, that's really good. That's pretty good, yeah. And I got ready for like two hours. I was in glam.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Not as much as you think, but.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, no. Let's do the ads to break it up. Correct. And then just know you are welcome to dilly dally throughout the show.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, it's so good. And it's like just when you thought Bruno Mars was out of the game. I never thought that. That there'll never be like an Uptown Funk wedding song moment. Aptop.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
So this was actually the first opportunity I had to be like a true DD. And I took my job very seriously.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. Well, that's also the case. But no, I got, I had my opportunity last night.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
He did. And I'm so glad for him. And like when the table was like table shots, I was like, you're doing table shots. Like I'm driving.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I just think someone should just clip that out of context. You know? Like, what is this show about?
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And at the end of the day, it's so funny. Cause I was at a wedding this weekend and like, you talk a lot. Did somebody ask you that? No, you talk a lot about like what you do though. And like how it's going. And I just want to say again, people are like, Oh, like nobody wants this. Like, yes.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. Oh yeah. That's cause that could be rude. Yeah.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Oh, okay. So that's awkward. Because I was going to say it's about sisterhood.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
It's love. Okay, here are a couple single words that I would use if I had to. And then we can all vote, okay?
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, but we sit here every day and love is in the air.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I think actually comedy is a great way to describe it. We're in the right category for ourselves. Yeah. Not if we want to hit number one every day. We should head on down to government.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I do a podcast with my sister. It's a daily show. It's really funny. I always say my sister Claudia is so funny. So it's a comedy show. And we do entertainment news. I say we talk about everything, pop culture, TV, everything under the sun, but mostly ourselves. That's really my elevator pitch.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
He wasn't like that level, but he had a buzz on. He was different. But he wasn't like all the way.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, but I didn't say one word. Sorry. This is my elevator pitch.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Wait, why do you think that is?
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I actually don't think it has to do with us. Like people voice over crazy people all the time. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think it's because like we're so crazy. I would like an explanation. Me too. Like what I saw on Reels.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
oh yeah it was actually such a fun wedding and like not to center myself but it was the most amazing wedding for me it was because you like the way you look no no not even it wasn't a Moroccan wedding so it wasn't like they can all be it wasn't your favorite kind of wedding but actually we went to this wedding because Zach's one of his best family friends was getting married so we were invited as family friends I'm just Zach's plus one right I'm just the wife of the family I mean you're so much more
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Just when you think we're going to go right, we go left.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Like, if you never told me she deleted it, I would never know.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And you know what? The fact that they did it was exciting to me.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, but it wasn't properly synced, and maybe that's why.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, you gotta sync. You do.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Our first story is something that I know you want to talk about, so it's moved to the number one story when it was not even in the Fast Five, and that's that Kyle Juszczyk agrees to a two-year deal with the 49ers. So, after a very dramatic few days of Kyle Juszczyk leaving the 49ers, after eight years of playing there and being team captain, and really, you know, the
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
like playing all different positions and really being a core member of the team. He has been signed back to the 49ers for a two year contract of what was it? $8 million. Yeah.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, I agree. It's actually a really cute thing that they did. And I don't think it has to do with the fact that another team wanted him. But that's because that's why they like gave him away. They're like, we don't want him. So they shouldn't be mad that someone else does. But honestly, it's like pretty like it's pretty swirly to like bring him back.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And like they usually don't operate on emotions. No, that's why this is so rare. And I think like in general, they shouldn't. But there's exceptions to every rule. And I think that this was a really good exception and the right thing to do. And it's a happy ending. Yeah.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Whoever made this decision hates Sydney Warner because they just want to make her look like a clown. I wouldn't even be surprised if they did this whole experiment as a test for her. And she failed.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I know nothing about her. Like, first of all, she doesn't get along with everyone. She posts. It's not even like she's a victim because she's like posting nasty stuff. So she's got to be brazen.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And maybe she'll just go back to doing what she was doing, which was not being around the girls. Like, OK, and what's the difference if they hate you a little more and you're still not around them?
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Well, Olivia Colpo, your pregnancy buddy.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I want to say I think we were a welcome reprieve from the stressful conversations. Probably all of his texts were like, man, what are you going to do? Right. And then you get this fun text like, Ty, imagine you're a deer.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
than that you know you're a businesswoman a mother but in this way i'm just there because zach's family's invited and i'm his plus one yes however his family friend happened to be marrying a guy who went to colgate who i know whose sister went to colgate so it was such a colgate wedding i knew more people there than zach i was i didn't know which side to sit on the bride or the you showed him up
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Thank you. So I feel like that's what it was like for him to get that text. And I just want to say like to Kyle, you're welcome for sprinkling a bit of swirliness in an otherwise stressful week.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Oh, that moves the needle.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. Also speaking of cute football news, you can see Josh Allen talking about his contract. He has like a huge new contract. I forgot the exact number, but he was asked in an interview, like apparently you could have gotten more. And they were like, why didn't you try and break like Dak Prescott's record for like biggest contract?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Or like push back. Like I think he could have negotiated harder. And he was like, at the end of the day, like what's an extra $5 million? Like, I'm happy to be here. I love the bills. Like menschy behavior. Yeah.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I feel like you would get so much more. I don't know. I think of something like that. But that means the extra five that can go to the team, to getting better players. Oh, well, that's true, actually.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Call your agent. Not everyone can have that mentality all the time. Otherwise, it's a bunch of commies on the field.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
But I thought he was like so, it was so nice. And like, no, he doesn't need to get the biggest, best contractors to say that he has it. Because it really doesn't make a difference if you got 60, you got 65. He got a six year deal in 2025.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
So yeah, I guess at that point. Maybe that's like 60 a year. I just want to say.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Haley. Let me tell you, that Haley Steinfeld, she's a smart cookie. You guys slept on her. That's really crazy. Mazel Tov to the Allen Steinfeld family.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Oh, I was going to say like, there are a couple of things that I really want that like that would get me and it would be enough for me dying now.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
It was very exciting for me. And they got married in Florida. So it was like a whole wedding weekend in Florida at the hotel. We were bringing the kids. If you want me to come to your wedding, marry someone from Colgate and get married at this hotel because it was a dream wedding for me.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Well, it's not fun anymore when you're doing this. Yeah, of course. I need like 20 mil cash to like get into right now. As long as we get there.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Maybe a plane or maybe just I can charter whenever I want.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I think it just depends how much you travel. Some people are always traveling. They should have their own plane waiting for them. I don't need my own plane. I'm not going anywhere that often. I was curious.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I do, but then I wonder why they didn't film because they love filming on Kim Air.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
It's like a. No, but I think they could fly to India with one stop for refuel. I feel like they would have taken her plane. But when Courtney went to Australia last season, they had to fly commercial because that's too far. Right. But I do think that, I don't think they flew commercial. Even if they didn't take Kim's plane, maybe they chartered like a bigger private plane.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
She did not get on a commercial flight.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, unless like they gave them the whole plane.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Which they might have. And maybe the... Ambani's.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
They might have sent a plane for, like, all the celebrities.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Oh, yeah. I don't think anyone paid for it. And like, what's one little diamond in a wedding that literally has diamonds hanging from the ceiling? She could have just grabbed one.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I know. But like when there are a million hundred grand diamonds, like what's a hundred grand? Also, they have the whole thing on camera. They could see where we watched it fall. You saw that.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
yep couldn't they just like go on their things and press rewind they probably didn't see till like the editing room that they had the footage of it falling understood yeah that's how i interpret it i don't know when there's so many diamonds in the room like one rogue diamond with all this i know like it just didn't seem like a big deal to me No, yeah, I know. When Kim was like, I found it.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
They wanted to make it a big deal because that's interesting. Plot. It was also a very good commercial for India. The only thing about the episode that bothered me was when Kim and Khloe went to the market and they're walking down the streets and they're like, their dress is in their heels and they can't move and they can't walk the streets. And it's raining.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
All these people around them, they're so stupid. And meanwhile, in LA, she'll wear sweats and sneakers to a grand opening. Like, put on your sneakers, put on your sweats and go to the market. Agreed. It was very stressful. It was very stressful. Yeah.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Bang bang all over you. I'll let you have it. Wait a minute. Let me take you there. Wait a minute. Our next story, new couple alert maybe? Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas touch down in London together after a helicopter ride.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Thank you so much. I knew I had to look nice because I was going to know so many people. And I saw so many familiar faces. Plus like his whole fraternity was there. And like, so, so many people that I recognize, but a lot of them like married girls from Colgate. So I saw some old friends. It was really, really nice.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Well, TMZ is calling this like romance rumors swirling, not confirmed, but like seriously, what are these two? They could get on different planes. They were flying high for their second public outing this year. Tom and Anna were photographed together after they arrived via helicopter at the London Heliport on Friday. I'm sorry, you don't get on a helicopter with your just random coworker.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Anna DeArmas, run fast for your mother, run fast for your father. She's 36, he's 62, because I know you're wondering. She seems like an older man. I actually wasn't. She seems like an older man. Like, remember Ben Affleck? She wants, like, this established Hollywood guy. That's what she wants.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
It's a fact. No, Claudia, like some of our Gen X women listeners are like, that's their guy. Like that's their Jacob Elordi.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, no, I didn't think you were saying that. I think you're saying he's ugly and stupid.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And I can say that. For the Gen X swirlies, we understand.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
People fuck. Someone somewhere is talking with Tom Cruise because he's the biggest movie star in the world.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Well, they were spotted at the London heliport and then the airport like back two days in a row. I'm sorry. Like, he doesn't travel with, like, randos. No, but, like, you don't think they were cast in a movie together? Even if they were cast in a movie together, like, they can travel separately. He definitely, like, does his own thing until he shows up at set, you know?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I think that this is Smokey, and there's a fire. An inferno. Like...
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And Colgate, you know, if you know, you know, we're very small and tribe-like and we are Colgate proud.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, well, different strokes for different folks, you know. No. And I do feel like because Anna de Armas dated Ben Affleck, that makes this more legitimate.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
She's 36. So her age works in her favor in terms of having a strong mind. However, in terms of movie star prowess, she is slipping.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And then she like got married and disappeared. Well, she married Michael Fassbender and I think she was like, I'm good, thanks. So you think it was a choice, like an intentional step back? I think it was more choice than it was a kick out the door. Circumstance. Yeah. Okay, okay. I do. Like it doesn't, I don't feel sad. Okay. Ana de Armas- Jury's out, but she is slipping.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And I could see why someone would think like Tom Cruise is the next right move to do the next thing.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. Our next story is actually some more new couple news. Because Camila Cabello is dating a billionaire. And she's been spotted passionately kissing him in Rome.
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The dating coach who has a podcast.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, she kind of always has a boyfriend. And she always has a boyfriend. Like, you know those girls. Yeah, she's like a relationship girl. She is. And now she's with a billionaire named Henry Jr. Chalhub. They couldn't keep their hands off each other during romantic getaways to Rome. They were photographed passionately kissing and holding hands on Friday. They stopped to grab coffee.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I think they were first spotted together in January. So this is what she's been up to.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, but it's like after dating like a startup founder, you're like, okay, the hustle needs to sleep. Right. But then I think you go to a billionaire who's like generationally wealthy and you're like, okay, I work hard. Like you sleeping till noon is not going to work for me. Yeah, not the same. And you definitely want to strike somewhere in the middle.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
But I do think you can toggle between extremes. And when you have something, you want the exact opposite. Yeah.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
You know, nothing lasts forever, Cogers.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
You got to switch it up, especially when you were in the long term thing and you like know all the things you hate about that person. You're like, I want something diametrically opposed. And then you end up with a bottle of sparkling water.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And I do feel like for Camilla, she just put out an album, right? And the fact that I have to ask, like, you know. Yeah, it was definitely, like, floppy-o. And so maybe she just wants to hang up her heels and be a kept woman. Take a little bit of a break, yeah. You know, and she wants a man who can support her, whether she works.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
A pixie cut is like what makes you like you're not a certified actress until you cut all your hair off.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. Well, are you ready for our next story?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
As I say, it's better when you make a choice.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Our next story. Justin Bieber was spotted at Disneyland with Hailey and the kid Lori. So Justin Bieber and Hailey have been.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Well, apparently not. But then I'm wondering why Tate wasn't there. Because like. Oh, she's busy. Why is Leroy third wheeling? Yeah. But Justin and Haley headed off to the happiest place on earth with a great support group. Haley and his buddy, La Kid Leroy. La Kid. We're living it up at the California theme park over the weekend. And he posted a bunch of pictures. on Instagram.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
They went on roller coasters, Mickey ears, et cetera.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like the last few weeks it's gotten like weird and there was more. It was at a higher volume than usual.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Oh, I'm sorry. It wasn't what you had hoped it would be.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I know, but for someone who doesn't like post that much, especially her innermost thoughts, it did feel like that's kind of a big statement, you know? Yeah, yeah. But seeing them at Disney together. But there's nothing going on. Smooth things over, at least for this flare-up or whatever this was. Right, right. They're obviously together. That's exactly what it is, a flare-up.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
They're always together. Every time people think that they're not together, they are always together. They're having fun. They look well together. Honestly, to me, this kind of shines a light on what's going on between Leroy and Tate.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
know but you need like you definitely have to take those days off or otherwise you burn out and i know she's like young and maybe she'll learn that the hard way but like it's important when your friends are going to disney that you find that just one day you can everyone can take a day and it's important that you do that for longevity
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
The Huberman longevity protocol. Go to Disney with your friends, okay?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I know, when he was here, because he was saying like in his Eastern medicine, I was like, you're a little Eastern, you're a little Western. He's Central, right?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
It's Jaxalicious. My weekend was incredibly Fergalicious, Codgers. I don't know if you know that. You met Fergie? I might as well. Like the feeling I would have if I met Fergie is the feeling that I would have coming off of this weekend.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
The man loves a cigarette. He has aspirations.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
He has an alcohol company.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Institute of Technology? What's the T for?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I really love that. What are his protocols? His ayahuasca pills. The Gaia herbs. The pulses on your hand when you have a migraine.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Pressure points. Pressure points.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I genuinely don't believe you. Like that's something I will have to experience for myself. He'll do it. He would love to do it for you. Either it didn't work or you didn't have a headache is like what I think.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, so it's more about perspective than it is healing.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I mean, perspective is everything, don't we know?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
What are those pills that he takes when he gets athletic greens? Gaia herbs. That's Gaia herbs.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
That's so funny. Well, he should add to slit like a day at Disney with your friends. I think it could be healing for a marriage.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Like you feel like kids again on the
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Maybe there's not. Also, time heals all.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
It's true. So I'm glad they found their way back to each other.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like actually maybe Haley was the third wheel. But celebs love Disney.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Well, we always talk about Disney adults. We do.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
They love Disney. They're keeping Disney Anaheim in business.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. Well, having gone to Disney recently as an adult, I do understand that.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I do understand why people with children would really love going.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, no, but now it's like Sheena like goes all the time and now she's like totally validated.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Kylie loves it too. Everyone. Yeah, and now like the girl life, she always brings the girl gang of like Stormaloo and co.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I've been watching it. I've been telling you.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Not Stas and co. That's a different girl gang.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, that's right. I had to clarify. Storm of Lewin. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Like boring trade news that I guess we have to share. Conan O'Brien will return as the Oscars host in 2026.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Again, maybe they're just like happy that nobody was yelling at them. I actually saw Oscars viewer numbers were down, which I feel like they're always down. They trend downwards. They do. They do. So I guess it's not, we're not going to put that on Conan. No, no, that would be unfair. But if Kylie Jenner were hosting, maybe more people would tune in. You know what? Give it to Chloe.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
She's amazing at those things because she has the personality and the talent. But she can't handle it. And she doesn't like it. She has a lot of anxiety. And she doesn't have the thirst for it. She is happy just where she's at.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
It's a comfort show. It's like, it's very calming. Like crazy things don't happen. Like it's very even keel. And it's an enjoyable experience to watch it.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. It would have been fun to do something new. New is always exciting. I feel like there's so many good options.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, and here's the thing. Herein lies the issue. The people who are going to watch the Oscars, no matter who the host is, are the same people who are excited that Conan is hosting, right? He is not bringing in any new viewers.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Okay, so they're pandering to their base. Yeah, but if you want to bring in new people, actually a really great option would be Shane Gillis. He's hosted SNL twice in the last year. He has a huge following. He's so funny. He feels like Ricky Gervaisi, where he'll come in and read the room to filth and do it really funnily.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
So the Oscars, yeah, the people in the room, but... As for the viewers, we would love it. And I feel like he's he's really talented. He's really funny. But I feel like he's also professional because he's taking on these like bigger, more traditional things. And I feel like he could walk that line. I do.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like he'd sooner get, like, the Golden Globes. The Oscars are so, so serious. Yeah.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And they don't want to rock the boat. They're really not interested.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Ricky Gervais did the Golden Globes, though. Oh, he didn't do the Oscars?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, it's not apples to apples.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. I don't think there's anyone that they would choose who's going to be exciting to us, period.
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It's just not for us, I guess. Okay. It's for the Conan stans.
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Helmets on, do I need my mouth guard? Huh? It's like sports. Mouth guard.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Anything else you want to chat about?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. Can't wait. Actually, I can very much wait.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
No, but let me explain why I'm saying new face. Because there was a girl there who was, like, Dana's, one of Dana's other best friends, who I've never met. But Dana talks about her a lot. So, of course, we had to Q-nect.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Not at all. Dana should be worried because we're best friends now.
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We had so much in common. She's obviously.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
The vest doesn't help. They were real that day. I wore a vest.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
If you see Claudia in the street and she smells, you're too close to her. How about that?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Well, that too. But no, why don't you take a step back? She won't smell anymore.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like they're making more of an effort to have it be meaningful. And in some ways it's going well and they're having conversations that are actually nice. In other ways, I feel like, like the Lamar thing, I know that's like an A storyline and probably they're going to dine out on that for the rest of the season. Didn't really like do as much for me as...
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I don't think anyone in like anyone sane would ever judge a pregnant woman for smelling. Like I wouldn't even clock it. I wouldn't be like, oh, she was smelling. Like I literally I'm like, that's none of my business.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Like I feel like we won't even register it.
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Consider my nostrils stuffed.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
it should have, but then there are just other anecdotes that they share. Like I said, like Scott and his assistant thing. So funny. That are just like really enjoyable and also part of their real lives, not the like media stuff, but just interesting and pleasant to watch.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
On the one hand, it sounded like they were, it was, like, crazy and, like, maybe they were fighting and it was, like, dramatic. Yeah. On the other hand, they were, like, in the hot tub and they needed to drain it.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. Did you watch the bear thing yet? That's the next episode. I saw the preview for it where there's like a bear in Calabasas.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
There's a bear in Calabasas, so, like, Khloe's gonna, like, dress up in a bear costume and, like, be in Chris's bushes and freak her out. And I was like, oh, this is so stupid. But in the preview, you see the bear in the bushes, and it looks like a real bear.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Fergie's like someone who, if you were at a party and everyone's like, Fergie's here, you know, and like everyone's flipping, but like, who really cares?
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I know, but it could be, like, B-plot with heart and soul, like Art Vandelay.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah, no, she's my favorite. It's so funny. There are so many pieces of each of them that I relate to like so deeply. And maybe that's why they're so longstanding and how much people love them because they're, even in their unrelated. No, but like, it's like, I really, there are so many things that like Courtney says or does Chloe too.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And Kim, where I see so much of myself and it just like, I'm sure everybody feels that way, which is why they are where they are. Cause people have been feeling that way ever since watching them. but I really so much of what Courtney does right now. Like I really just enjoy, I get emotional also from the show. Like, uh, what was that? Maybe it was Chloe's birthday party.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
The way that they did the lead up to it, they were acting like it was going to be like this really like sad for Lauren thing, a flop of a party. And I was just like, yikes, yikes. They get there and it's like really turned up, but like, is the vibe going to be there? And then it was just like off the charts, Chloe having the best time. I was seriously had goosebumps. I don't even know why.
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Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. No, it's so true. No, but my weekend was Fergalicious. Like there is a difference. Explain it. Between being like being with Fergie and Fergalicious.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
sick party like seriously so well done it looked so fun it was fun you could just like feel the feeling coming off of it I also feel like for Chloe she like hated her 30s she's like ready for her 40s and even day one of her 40s is better than her 30s but I just feel like the last few years of her 30s she's been waiting to turn 40 so that she can enjoy her life like she turned 40 and she's going to India and she's going to Italy yeah you could have done that at 39 by the way
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Literally is the videographer of the Ambani wedding. Like they, when they were like clips, it was like high res footage of the ceremony.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
yeah it was really um it was nice like you get access and that's what you tune into the show for so i feel like they're actually getting to a really good place i am so enjoying it i'm gonna keep up with it i'm gonna keep up with the kardashians as you should um when i watch the white lotus oh i didn't watch so can you just i'll try and watch tonight if um you can save your thoughts or put them in the tv recap and i'll take my helmet off it'll be brief
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
One more thing from last night that was cracking me up. I haven't been to a wedding in forever. I actually was trying to think the last time I think was Dana's and I was seven months pregnant with Harry. And at first when we were like going to the wedding, I was like, I'm just a plus one. Like I'm going to, you know, like, you know, enjoy the food. Here to support. Here for the cuisine.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
But then like something about wedding music. I like the beat. Yes. Well, the moment you walk into the reception room, I'm just, like, ready to dance. I danced the whole night. But something that was so funny, it was, like, they played a lot of, like, TikTok songs. And it was a live band. And they were amazing. But there were a couple songs where I was, like, I feel old.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Oh, okay. What it means to me to be Fergalicious. I would say actually Fergaliciousness is akin to Pargyliciousness. Like it's quite a Pargy vibe.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Like, I don't know the new music. You know what they played, which is actually a really good wedding dancing song that I just don't listen to or don't know, really? Boothang. You're my little Boothang. You're my little Boothang. And I don't give a hoot what you do, say, girl, I know. You don't know that song? You do. Like, I... I know it, but everyone knew all the words.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I don't know all the words.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And then they played a new song that was the best moment. Play it at every wedding. It's the new number one song.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Apatah. Apatah with the live band Claudia. The roof was about to bust off the place. And by the way, is Apatah mook? No. Okay. Oh, yes. Sorry. Yes. I'm sorry. Yes. Apatah is mook. Or no, is it not rosé? Okay.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
They're both from Blackpink. Like, it's Rosé. Oh, my God. That's so good. But it was interesting to hear, like, all the new songs, wedding style.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
But it's not like the bride and groom are even, like, so much younger than me. You know, I'm actually, like, right in between the two of them.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
right right so kind of perfect timing so it was really really fun like i can't even when i try to just be like low-key at a wedding like oh you know i'm gonna just it's true the power of the power of the couple and the power of the wedding like almost always influences you you're like oh i'm gonna head out early and it was a really long weekend we were swimming and in the ocean all day especially sunday like we went straight from the pool i got home got ready so by the time we got to the wedding like i my day is done right oh hell no not when that band starts up
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
That's how you know it's a good wedding. When the power of the couple compels you. And the music. Like I sat down for like one glass of water and then Apatow came out. And it's like everyone's favorite song. But what was funny, I was talking to some fellow moms and they were like, this is a real song. My daughter loves this song. I'm like, yeah, it's Bruno Mars.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
They thought it was like Baby Shark.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
He's like the male Miss Rach.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Yeah. They just want a song about an excavator. And that's the first one that comes up on Spotify.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
I think Toast Tunes needs to take it upon ourselves.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
But also, the wedding was so swirly. I met so many swirlies and toasters. The mother of the groom is a toaster. She said she listens every day.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And she's gotten all of her friends to listen, so she is doing our Gen X outreach.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
And maybe give like, we should have like little business cards. I have like a, not a QR code because I don't know if they know how to use those. But like.
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
Okay, no. Like Pargy is like...
The Toast
Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
We'll make it really user friendly. And that's how we're going to reach them.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I wasn't watching that closely, but we'll get the replay.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Our first story. Another Simple Favor. So Simple Favor sequel premiered at South by Southwest this weekend. And honestly, I don't know what it was like on the ground, but it looks like a disaster to me.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Well, I was more so talking about the feud rumors between Blake and Anna Kendrick.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, that's ridiculous. That's like, like, she took her jacket off.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, no, she took her jacket off. But Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively, the two stars of A Simple Favor, there had been rumors about them feuding. And then the premiere didn't do anything to dispel those rumors. Anna Kendrick has such a quirky sense of humor that it's hard to know when she's being... funny or sarcastic.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And so she's asked about the Blake stuff and she kind of is keeping moms the word because what else can she do? It's all very complicated and I'm sure she wants nothing to do with it, but it also sort of looks like she hates Blake. Paul Feig weighed in and said that-
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, and people were chiming in saying, Anna hates Blake, Anna's scared of Blake, and he responded to someone saying, you are wrong. So he's maintaining that this is like, they're good. I don't think they're that good.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So it's not that his publicist told him not to comment on it. It's that his wife told him to shut up.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Blake and Paul are so close and they wanted to make a sequel and the two leads like don't get along they could have done it without her I don't know if it's based on a book that needs both of them if the book also has a sequel and you know not to like kick get make Anna Kendrick like out of a job but I know I could also have seen that happening so the fact that she everyone signed back up says like yeah and it's not like it was like a huge blockbuster it's like how could it sound like Twilight like oh you could pass on it easily Rob will work together
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like people really love her.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, I think she's someone who people have made it their personality to dislike, but everything she's in is really successful.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, I know, but she's actually, everything that she's in is very successful. I feel like she's a safe cast.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Okay, thank you for the clarification.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
They have to be briefed. Nobody wants to step into this mess.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, but I just feel like if Anna had her back and Anna loved her and Anna believed Blake, like they would be arm in arm.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Cynthia and Ariana, nothing can come between us.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Thank you for that. No, it was a jolly good time. I also feel like selfishly he wanted no frames because that way he could use the studio more and it not be so girly. Like he could use it for good guys. If there were no frames, we'd just look like any old podcast studio. That's the point.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I don't know if you ever interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake. What does she need to do more than what's already happening?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
There's definitely something there. I hope they keep the premieres to a minimum because this is uncomfortable.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like she doesn't need to do all that. Just be a bitch.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, exactly. She's like, let me take a selfie. You don't want to take a selfie.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
yeah the the you know royal walkabout was unnecessary yeah the royal exactly like when the royals like walk through and like shake hands and kiss babies in the villages yeah but like they're the like you could just go from the car to the carpet to the to the movie it's fine yeah it's enough from you i'm natural i am also like anyone else getting annoyed with brendan sclinar no i'm personally not getting annoyed with brendan sclinar
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
The fast five things you need to know.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I think that Brandon Sklenar would be a classic case of like a Hollywood person who literally doesn't give a fuck what the truth is or who's right, but is going to just try and be on the good side.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That's why we have our frames in which to frame ourselves and frame the narrative.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh, we're with Blake now? I'm with Blake. Oh, things are trending toward Justin? Subliminal message.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But also, he's going to be in Housemaid, right?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So maybe it helps to be up Blake's butt a little bit. Maybe he posted that.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Maybe he posted that thing about Blake when he was like down to the last two in casting for Housemate. Just so Paul Feig smiled upon him.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I feel like she's very much marrying that guy.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
We do. So I feel like he was coming from a selfish place and making it more gender neutral.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So she must love him so much. She can't break up with him. She has to marry him because she loves him so much.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, it could be like Margot Robbie, who is literally the same, and she's married to a normal industry guy who we don't know, and they're having a baby, and she loves him so much. Yes, she could have been with Leo.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Okay, I don't even know who Sidney Sweeney's man is, so let's go. Let's do it. Let's dig in.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Jonathan DeVino, does that sound right?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He's not bad looking. He's not bad looking, Claudia. He looks nice dressed up. I think he's got something. I think he's got swagger. He's 41.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And he's 5'9". I know too much about him now.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He did own up to that and anoint himself the weenie of the week for doing such a thing.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Why does she have to suffer in order to get... Oh, you're suffering?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Dating Willy Nilly over there?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, no scruples. She's a suffragette? Team Blake, Team Justin, Willy Nilly, Brendan Slenar.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, I agree. How many times are you going to do that before you look stupid?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I just feel like, so maybe she's mature. How long does she have to do that stupid thing before she recognizes real?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I don't know. Not for someone in the industry. I just can't tell you like how that so doesn't do it for me.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Okay. Well, I support Sydney being scrupled. And I support myself. Okay, I also want to look up Margot Robbie's husband just to... He's cute.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It's kind of like he did it on purpose to you, sir.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Okay, well, let me know if anyone sees another simple favor. Our next story, speaking of two people who are so perfectly matched at a tennis match.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Kylie and Timothy can't keep their hands off each other at the Indian Wells tournament. Kylie and Timothy stepped out at the BNP Paribas Indian Wells Open in Indian Wells, California on Sunday throughout the match. They were packing on the PDA. Her friends were there. It was just like a fun outing. I think I saw Kendall, right? I saw Kendall, but I also saw Victoria.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And then I saw what looked like Victoria looking like Kendall. So I wasn't sure.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I feel like... Oh, there's Kendall. You're right. You're right. Both of them are there.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
She is making me reevaluate him. And I like what I see. I like what he brings out in her, like this confidence.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And she should be the most confident person in the world because, like, she's so gorgeous and hysterical and perfect in every way. And you can really see that she feels that way. So I love that for her from him. But now, like, now when he does stuff, I'm like, okay, Timothy, Kylie's boyfriend, let me listen to you. Like, he gave that speech when he won the SAG award.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like, I'm not just like, oh, this actor who I have nothing to do with. But, like, the SAG award speech that he gave, like, that he's, like, a very serious person and he wants greatness. And, like, he's just very high achieving. And I think that's an attractive quality. I think he's like a serious person. I think he's a smart person.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
The fact that they've been together almost two years and like they're still this into each other and like touchy feely and happy. Like I wish them a lifetime of happiness.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And she's very family oriented.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I was on Netflix watching like something mandatory and I was like, damn, I want to be watching that.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Even though it is called X, like we do still say retweeted.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
oh my god it's so funny it's such a good show like i haven't even finished i think i'm like four episodes in but i'm like really enjoying myself that's so funny i will watch it i just added it to the content plate and what's funny is the last three things on the content plate are all mindy kayling sex lives mini project and running point mindy kayling supremacy it's fabulous and the soundtrack is really good too can't wait like truly can't wait to watch that back to kylie and timothy yeah
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like, lots of love. Seriously, get married and have babies. Like, I'm sick of waiting.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, but Kylie's already a mama, so it's just about, like, what works for her.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He might, like, want an Oscar first, you know?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I totally agree. Yeah. But I could also so see him being like, I can't have a child until I've had an Oscar. And then also if that ever does happen, him realizing like what a stupid thing that is to say.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like no one was sadder when he lost the Oscar than Kylie.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I don't think they'll get married, though, because they each have too much money.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But that's fine. That's fine.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. No, she's such a queen.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So nobody had more fun than them this weekend.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Some sad news about one of our faves. Luke Combs is detailing his debilitating battle with a rare, particularly wicked mental health condition.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He was the weenie for getting you sick, which at least he copped to. How are you feeling, by the way?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, I just saw this this morning. Luke Combs appeared on 60 Minutes Australia and detailed his battle with a rare form of OCD in a recent interview. He shared that he has struggled with purely obsessional obsessive compulsive disorder, also known as Pure O, since the age of 12, but recently experienced his worst flare up in years.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So he described it, he said, it's thoughts, essentially, that you don't want to have, and then they cause you stress, and then you're stressed out, and then the stress causes you to have more of the thoughts, and then you don't understand why you're having them, and you're trying to get rid of them, but trying to get rid of them makes you have more of them.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He explained the tedious and debilitating condition. He said he feels now lucky to be an expert in PRO since he has dealt with it for two decades, and he knows how to get out of it now, but he said when it hits man, it can be all-consuming. He said that he had a really bad flare-up He said that a really bad flare-up can last 45 seconds of every minute for weeks.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He also shared that sometimes the intrusive thoughts are also violent. The way to get out of it is like it doesn't matter what the thoughts even are. Giving any credence to what the thoughts are is like irrelevant and only fuels you having more of them.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, I'm just going to show you really never know what someone's going through. And like, I wouldn't thought that Luke might be dealing with something like a mental health sufferer. Yeah. And in such like a serious way, like more, more than the average.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Thanks for sharing, Lukey.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh, it's always a big Australian something.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
The turkeys' knees aren't hurting.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I'll just let you answer this question.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like I've tried to tell you this so many times.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Okay. Does that change things?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But it's important that when you've seen a segment on 60 Minutes, you let everyone know.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. I like the 60 Minutes. Oh, yeah.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
We need something like that.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Toast. That's kind of cool.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, but maybe we'll have something one day.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Never stop reaching for your auditory dreams.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And expanding your auditory profile now that we have the bug.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I do wish that we had little bites in between ad breaks and stuff. It makes no sense because we do it live. But when other podcasts have it, like, oh, this is fancy.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. You're just trying to listen to the time because you can barely hit 45 minutes. And so you need a minute.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, I do feel like other shows enjoy the fact that maybe all of their auditory experiences total take up like three minutes.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. No, it cuts up. You know what I mean. Yeah, punch, beefs up.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Focus on the nostril that you can breathe out of, you know?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Maybe it is dangerous, but concerning.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I understand, it's giving adjective.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I think like unnecessary descriptors.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Okay, a little divorce news. Shockingly, Emily Osmond is getting divorced five months after getting married. So Emily Osmond is splitting from her husband, Jack Farina, and while many would expect them to still be in their honeymoon phase, looks like she decided five months was more than enough.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
The actress filed for divorce on Friday from Farina, better known as a stage name Jack Anthony, citing reconcilable differences. They got married in October, so it's been five months. The list date of separation is December 2024, less than two months after the marriage.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
OK, well, first, it's worth noting that they have a prenup. So and with no children, they'll just like walk away from this.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, a prenup would make money made during the marriage like separate because what you came in with is separate. I mean, prenups are different. So who knows what they had. But say the finances are taken care of. And also, like you said, she's been sort of like here and there all through her career. She found this man who's like been with her through it all.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Why would she leave him as soon as she hits it big? I feel like unless they were having issues and like she, like you said, saw the writing on the wall and like wanted to leave him before the big check came because she knew they would split up anyway. But I don't think that's the only reason. And I mean, to separate two months after you get married when she's, she's our age. How would you feel?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like she's. And they don't have kids together? They don't have kids together and they were married for two months.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It's kind of crazy. I feel like Emily Osmond is like a very like good, like not like a Hollywood girl who gets like married and divorced in two months.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So I feel like something must have happened and hopefully nothing too terrible.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No. And like, given that she's been in the industry for so long, she just seems very normal in a good way.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I just felt like when you say that you have someone, at least one in mind.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That's like a different thing. And also they're together a million years and now they're pregnant and not together. And it also reminds me of, I'll always think of Michael Kopech and Vanessa Morgan.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Right? Because that's a classic case of what?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And Paula Patton. He's in, he works. You're going to see him around in your shows.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
yeah but also they could have just been like a random actor and then since then they've become super famous no but at the time paula patton was famous and so was brian yeah yeah yeah are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into our tv recap if it's our final story that will lead into the tv recap that's brought to you by primal kitchen oh it is i love primal kitchen we were just eating their ketchup last night because it's sweetened with honey
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
We are going to need a cheat.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
clinics clinics um a little breaking news before we get into our fifth and final story that will lead into our tv recap which is that olivia colpo has announced that she's pregnant with the partiest photos you've ever seen oh i don't want to say it you know what like welcome to the club like that she's in your gang now
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Weren't we just talking about how annoying that is?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
been almost a year since she got married so like now you have like hindsight when you like and you can like really see when you look back it wasn't trendy it like it's aging flawlessly in my opinion yeah um i love this i'm so happy for her i like her so much uh love this so happy for her when i watched the culpos on tlc which everyone should watch like she expressed how she really
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
wants to be a mother and I think she was kind of like sad that it hadn't happened for her yet and like she you know um and she has endometriosis so I think she had like a lot of issues with her health for a period of time yeah so I'm just so happy that it's happened for her and the pictures are so beautiful
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Seriously, she's so pargy. Two photos, black and white. She has a pretty substantial bum. She was also now spotted by paparazzi, like out with her bum picking up breakfast. And the caption on the photos is, next chapter, motherhood. Like, okay.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That feels right. You should tell her.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Sending you so much love and peace and joy during this time.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Very happy for them. Now, for the fifth and final story that will lead into the TV recap, starting with Love is Blind, because news came out at the Love is Blind reunion, that A.D. from Love is Blind, what city?
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, well, he was trying his best. I feel sad for him today. And it wasn't good enough. And also, she was talking to Matthew.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Okay, AD from Love is Blind North Carolina is engaged to Ollie Sutherland from Love is Blind UK, which not everybody watched, but you should have.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I just want to say, if anybody watched Love is Blind Minnesota and misses the Love is Blind of yore, Go watch UK because that will also give context for this. It was such a crazy storyline because the whole time it's like he doesn't like her, he doesn't like her, but he's saying all the right things. I think he was about to say yes at the altar just because he didn't want to look like a dick.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like Amazon number one bestseller pregnancy.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, no, but I don't know. There's a lid for every pot. And I also feel like A.D., I feel like AD was, I feel like she was happy to now be in a relationship that's like love is blind oriented to be like in a reality couple. But I also could see how like on a personality level, like they both could have fun together and like why they hit it off.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I'm sure all the alums from these shows meet each other. Not everyone gets together and dates for so long to actually get engaged. So I do think that there's something there and I will support it.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Well, I'm good on our nicknames.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like our nicknames really work for me.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Can I just say something? What if it turns out that he did follow her?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, it doesn't make you any less of a woman to have one.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It would just matter that he's been lying the whole time.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, the fact that they're the only standing couple when after the pods, like they were pretty much like broken up over this is really crazy. And every couple was so strong.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I know, it's a big thing to have.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like he just didn't even want to answer for like what he did on the show. So he's like, oh, no, you were right. I saw it too late. Sorry.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That's what happens when you like are too concerned with how you overproduce. You have to just be. And if you're sometimes they do make a good person look bad and that's really unfortunate. But hopefully most of the time we can just see who a person is.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. Well, they shouldn't do that anyway.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I feel like that's going to continue to happen just in general, but also like to trend, even your attitude towards like stuff for the baby where you're like, I don't want overconsumption.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
When something that someone says in the pods is the reason why they don't end up together. When it's like you accepted that then, like the time to deal with it was then. If you're going to say yes to an engagement, like you are committed to working on it, even if it's not something that's ideal for you.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But for it to be the thing that breaks you up, like before you've even had a chance, like giving this person a chance to change or grow, like... I just feel like it's bad faith. Like then it was always a no.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He was like, we'll date. And she was like, we'll see.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Get the things. The thing.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. But I just want to say, I think the, the person who was like committed to her, who then even dated her after she embarrassed him on TV with no cameras there. I don't think he was the one that ghosted her just using context clues.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Let it be. Will it be? No.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That's so weird. He's literally been like so ride or die for her.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But they liked each other so much so she should say yes to him.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, because we've seen her lie. At least we know her to be a liar.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like, you're not that like, you're just like a dick, but I didn't like me and like, wouldn't just tell me that and instead blamed it on me.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh, that's so nice. I caught up on White Lotus. We'll recap that. I need you to recap Love is Mine for me because I've given up and now I'm done. Like I'm out of the rat race and I'll hear it from you. Plus our fifth and final story will lead into the TV recap. Partialicious. And I watched a little bit of New Kardashians. Very calming. Yeah. You know me, I'm a creature of habit.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It was just crazy. What's Ben Platt up to? He must be thrilled.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
What's the name of that guy from season one? It was Diamond. I don't remember his name, but when they broke up in season one on the honeymoons.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like, go get on another dick, boys.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That is the number one moment. The fact that they won't be honest about that. It didn't even make top five. You're not serious about this countdown.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh, I didn't know it was Alex Warren.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I don't know. Probably. I'm familiar with him.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Like I'm some, I don't go with the trends. Like just because we all stopped watching, like not me. I'm still here. There was so much Kylie. It was fantastic. Kylie and Timothy. The best part of the episode, I just want to say, was Khloe and Scott interviewing a new assistant for Scott. I was laughing so hard. I could have a whole reality.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
yeah I feel like this season loses a lot of credibility because only one couple got together I feel like you could have you know explained away the boring like okay it's not the greatest but like if true love was found it was just because these are like boring people who want to find love but because it wasn't even that it's like so what did we all just watch Well, attempt to watch.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I know, but like those things also are sometimes why it's great. Like it's just regular people and it has to, you have to be like regular to really want this to work. Otherwise you're coming on for the fame. If you know, and you're, I don't know. It's a delicate balance.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It's so true. Back to the embargo of With Love, Megan. Back to standard ad reads that are in 15 minutes.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But all in all, it was like less than a month total of TV because we started that week that you were here. And so it was like three weeks. That's good.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And also, if producers are producing people and there's, say, a love triangle or a square, encourage everyone to get engaged. I want to see all four people from the square and the honeymoon. I want to see them see each other.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
The best dynamics are when people who were between two people see the other person. Barnett and Jessica.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
They should do a show like The Apprentice where they try and find the next best assistant.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That's. really what i will say like encourage the triangles and the rhombuses to all come we can partner swap when we get there but like that's what's best and the fact that like there was a square and no one got together mason madison ben cut the whole thing i don't
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
The dad is my favorite character. And also now I've learned more about him as like a person in real life. Like he wore a hostage pin to the Brits. Like this man is amazing.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I love him and it hurts me to see him going through it. Oh my God, he's such a good actor. I have such a pit every time he comes on stage. I'm like anxious for him. I just want things to work out for him. Like I want him to have his freedom and his money and his house. And like, it just hurts that like the person that I love the most is really suffering. And now drug addiction. He picks up a gun.
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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Of course I did. Was that a rhetorical question? Like we recapped it ad nauseum.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I was rooting for him, but he's an idiot. And he shouldn't be in charge of the gate.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, he's so unfocused. Like this is a... Big hotel, like you're the person in charge.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, and the fact that when she came in, he leaves the gun on the table, it's literally pointing directly at her. That felt like ominous, you know?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. We talked about it all the time. Well, I watched it with Brian. I think we watched like the first episode and we talked about that.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I feel like there was a lot of shots in that opening scene and how many bullets was a little gun, right? I don't know.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I know these are the questions we're supposed to be asking.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, I hope that Saxon and the girl in the pink
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
get together i ship them the little brother and then gary's girlfriend and gary's girlfriend oh got it okay because like she deserves to have like a life of fun with someone who's like wealthy and will treat her right well he's not wealthy anymore so she won't stay long but right having fun what is she doing with gary they drop the r slur and that doesn't happen a lot and it was very powerful that was funny
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh, my God. When he was sitting on the deck of the boat having drink after drink.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, no, not in that scene when he's at the bar. And then Greg comes over and he's like, the way he's just sitting there, it's Thomas Ravenel.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
He is Thomas Ravenel, and it's crushing. And I love Thomas Ravenel.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I love great things for Thomas Ravenel.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Okay, but why does she keep looking at her robe and being spooked?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And how are we supposed to pick up on that?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But when you pick up your phone, like it makes it worse because then you actually have no idea what's going on. Yeah.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
i didn't pick up my phone but i did pause to pick up my phone watching the first episode seriously took me two hours i think it was an hour long and then for the second episode i did it like turned off the lights and curled like i watched it curled up because i'm not on my phone curled up so i was able to power through better but you really have to mentally prepare oh and the daughter oh my gosh uh piper piper
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
She really thinks she's better than all of them. But if she wants to spend the year abroad, then her dad could be like, oh, cool. I'll stay with you.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like they might be aligned actually.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That's because he wears a pin, a name pin.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
No, but the fact that I thought he was getting fired or at least demoted to maybe concierge, someone whose job it is to just be friendly. He would be amazing at that. And instead they give this guy a gun. Totally.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Oh, and the girls are going into town. And what's going to happen with Valentin and his friends? It's not going to be good.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
That was funny. But she's seriously really scary. I feel like she could be the one with the gun.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But she is scary, too, because she's, like, so buttoned up that you think she's gonna, like, she could crack. Or burst.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But I love Leslie Bibb as an actress.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I'm inclined to like her character.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, trying to find his next great assistant. It was really, really funny. So that's what I did. And then also shout out to the mamas because Daylight Savings threw us through a loop, did it not? It threw me through a loop too as just like a person who lost an hour of their weekend. Like this weekend, we had less weekend than every other weekend. Do you know that?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And like these recaps are interesting. So we did eight minutes talking about like the things that happened. But I watched eight minutes.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I watched over two hours of content for eight minutes of interesting. That's why it's hard to do what we do. You tried being a TV recapper for a day.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Well, at least you slept till 7.30 if you usually wake up at six. It's something.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Charlie slept till 8.30 this morning, which is technically 7.30, but then last night I put them down like... At the new bedtime. So he actually did get an extra hour of sleep, but it's all very confusing. But last night was the first night. Like I didn't have to close my blinds at 4 p.m. Yeah, we got to play outside after dinner.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And I'm hopeful that this year will be the year where we don't change the clocks again. Like this is how it should be all the time. You know, every year there's bipartisan effort to stop.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
This could be the year, Trudy. This could be the last time that I'm so utterly confused. Except, of course, they're going to take away the one where we get more sleep.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Okay, sometimes you have to think about stuff.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Let's see how he felt after last night.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Maybe if he wakes up with a little bed head. If he feels refreshed or if he feels like... This isn't the one where you wake up feeling refreshed. It's great for your life and your quality of life and seasonal depression. It's good for all of that. But day of is a hard day. The other one is a nice day, but you're in for months of sadness.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
just a crazy time we made it like it's so it's also it's important to acknowledge the space I had I really had adjusted to like the darkness we were in a good schedule good routine like you let it wash over yeah it was just like dinner bath bed because there's no more sunshine and like right it was fine you know and so like they just give it to us to take it away again
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Same, you know, new time, same me. But don't you like to watch the sunset or watch the sky slowly wind?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So Desperate Housewives greater than God's gift.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
When you guys split up into different rooms, which you must do after everything that's happened any day now.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I'm sorry. We all have to separate the two of you.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Then in his room, he can watch DH and like you can watch FNL.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And I already had one less hour. We'll do an official TV recap.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
I mean, that's just par for the course. Whenever there's a guest co-host, it's like, he should do it every day. Well, then one of us is out of a job. What are you saying? Like, that's just impossible. But I'm glad you guys liked the episode. We had a lot of fun. I hadn't podcasted with one Jewish in a while.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
If I didn't get something, I would say I'm confused, right? There's nothing not to get there.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
There's not that much dialogue. It's very slow moving. Like, it's not missing me. There's not that much to get. I feel the same way that I felt when I watched season one, which is why I didn't watch season two, where it's like, I'm happy for this show. People really like it. They have a nice concept, the hotels, the funny characters. Yeah. But everyone makes more of this show than it is.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It's not much more than what you see. They act like it's genius. Mike Lotus, whatever his name is, Mike White. Oh, what a genius. It's not genius at all. It's just like people on vacation and everyone just makes such a big deal of it. And that also makes it worse because it doesn't live up to that expectation.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
And it's good compared to the fact that there aren't a lot of good shows and it's a good premise and it's regenerative. But when you look back on it, like when I think of season one, I'm like, oh, that was like so funny. They're in Hawaii and the pineapple guy and Cindy Sweeney and someone dies in the duty. But now I remember what it's like to actually watch it. Participate.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Those are like really the only things that happened because not a lot happens because they're just like making a meal of this because they're taking themselves seriously. so seriously. Like every actor was like, I got white Lotus. Like it's, it's, it's a cool job because we've made it that way. But like, it's not game of Thrones. Okay.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. No, that's like not a legitimate. I just hate when people say that. Yeah. Except if you don't like this show, it's because you don't get it.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
But I do think there are things that I could watch that I could be like, I don't get it, you know?
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
It just could go over your head.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah. Two things can be true. I love and hate you.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
So we had a lot to catch up on and there were a lot of good like topics for us to chat on, especially because food has really been in the news. And he is kind of the voice you want to hear from when talking about food.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Okay, let's save them without further ado. It's time for the fast five stories. You need to know you do, do, do, do, do.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
The fast five stories. You need to know you do, do, do, do, do. Like Ariana Grande showing Julianne Hough how she dances.
The Toast
You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Yeah, it looked really strong.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
First story, Super Bowl recap. Let's talk sports first. First. So the Eagles beat the Chiefs at Super Bowl licks. Finals. Blicks. Final score 40 to 22 in New Orleans.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, I guess it's like good that there's not blame on one person. Like one person doesn't feel like they ruined it. And also sometimes I feel like when the game is so close, it's like even more heartbreaking because it's like we were so close to greatness, but they literally didn't have a chance.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
To me, what's so crazy is like this, the whole weekend is literally like a multi-billion dollar endeavor. Like everyone coming and traveling and all the celebrities and all the entertainment and all the parties leading up to the weekend in the hotel, all around this game. And it was literally like- The worst game I've ever seen in my life. Little League, they were playing.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And it was so not entertaining. All of the fanfare is for this game. And they couldn't even play football.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, and the reporters had said that too. So I'm glad that most people that were, imagine being a Chiefs fan and like you finally are gonna go to the Super Bowl. Spending $8,000. Spending that much money to see them play like dog shit.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
No. And what was so weird, it was like for the last 10 or 12 minutes, like the gap was too big to close really. But like, they can't celebrate yet. They haven't won. Like we have to like still play 12 more minutes, but like, we know that they won. And so it was so anticlimactic because it was like, we knew for 12 minutes that.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
the Eagles had won the Super Bowl, but they're still like having to play the game. They're on the sidelines, like dumping Gatorade on with five minutes left. I want to talk about the Gatorade. And it's just like, but we can't celebrate yet. And then by the time like we had a winner, it's like, well, we knew it was just so anticlimactic.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
What the hell is his name? Okay, I'll find out. Eagles coach. They poured it on him.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, that was really crazy. But I guess overall, like the final score, 40 to 20 or 22. Doesn't sound so bad. It doesn't sound like what we watched. Yeah, but they got to 20 like in the last three minutes. I know. But at least like they got a respectable-ish score up on the board because the whole game was like 37-0. Zero. Zero. Zero.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, I guess. But that's the chance that you take with the Superbowl and advertising. I don't feel like so bad for them in their $8 million commercials. No, me neither.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I was actually, like, thinking that I feel like soon they'll stop using Roman numerals, and that will be a sad day, I just want to say.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. And I X is one minus 10. Yeah. I think it's good. I think we need this refresher.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. So I don't know what happened. Like seriously, it was as if they all like forgot how to play the sport. It was genuinely like an embarrassment to the whole country.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And it's not like they lost valiantly, you know? totally there was no valiance no there was no honor it was as if they were body snatched by a bunch yes it was like we were playing seriously i have no idea what happened it was so crazy and so embarrassing and like what do you even do after that
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Not at that level. But I feel like something bad happened. And not at their ages. You know, that happens when you have like your party friends. Yeah, yeah. And your first cousins, second cousins. Cousins, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But not at their age. They've been friends for so long and they were like so, so tight to go from.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, I feel like throughout the years, like Kelly like had a bunch of stuff. I feel like she was like friendly with Taylor throughout the years.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Got it. Oh, and Taylor got booed, which to me, like it was just because like, I saw it as the whole stadium is Eagles fans and she's such a chiefs. Not because like everybody hates Taylor. So like, I think it was in the spirit of the game.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Right. As the number one sports podcast among women, I couldn't not show up for the Super Bowl recap episode. And because I was so sick all weekend, like last night, I just laid in bed and watched the Super Bowl every minute. I did fall asleep for the first two quarters. That's just on being sick.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But sports fans boo. That's like what they do. Yeah, they're freaks. Yeah, they're crazy. So that's the game and that's the ball game. And it was a real stinker. Big one. And next, we're going to talk about all the entertainment from the evening, including Kendrick Lamar halftime show. Let's go in order. Yeah.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
So Lady Gaga actually opened the show with a touching rendition of Hold My Hand in honor of the New Orleans terrorist attack victims and the L.A. fires.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
No, no. On the pre show, they kept saying Lady Gaga coming up and I was like, what is she doing?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. Agreed. And then we had the National Anthem, John Batiste, and America the Beautiful.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. How was Warren Daigle in Trombone Shorty? I missed it because it was bedtime.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, he did. And I think he did like the best job of him. So it's like, if it wasn't for you, then maybe he wasn't the right choice.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, I feel that. And then Kendrick Lamar halftime show. So he did a 13 minute performance and there were guest appearance from SZA. Serena Williams showed up dancing. He performed a bunch of his songs.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Protein. That's the correct answer, Alex. What is protein? But I know you're not going to sit down with a rotisserie chicken. Like what am I on the carnivore diet? It's just not, it's not happening. I think just be mindful. Like don't eat extraneously. Don't go on a bender. But like, I think if you're eating your usual, just eat your usual.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Well, so he thought that the visuals were like amazing, which I totally agree. Like the stage and the dancers and like the way, like the different scenarios. But musically, it wasn't like probably the best choice for Kendrick. especially because not a lot of people, not everyone knows all of his songs. Now I am familiar with two. Not like us.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And I feel the same way where it's like, at first I didn't mind that he was like, not every artist that they pick is going to be my favorite, but like it's a jolly good show and it's music and it's fun, but like, we're going to know it regardless of who it is. Yeah. And if it's good music, like I don't mind hearing a song for the first time, but it's just like, it just didn't translate. Um,
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. I feel like with usher, it was the opposite issue where it's like the songs and the music were great. The performance like wasn't. Yeah.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I'm just saying like, I feel like that was like we had the opposite issue because it didn't. it didn't hit in the way that it was meant to.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And I think a lot of people felt that way. And I think a lot of people, like I was seeing, like a lot of the criticism is falling to Jay-Z because he programs the live entertainment for the Super Bowl. Roc Nation is like partnered with NFL and Apple. And like, he's the one who made this choice. And as you said, like, it's not entirely the right choice.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
What did I eat? tea with honey and lemon and saltines like seriously my Super Bowl was taken from me I was honestly not even because I was sick like but including the fact that I was sick it was the worst Super Bowl of all time I will say start to finish from all different elements the game the commercials the performances it was for me the least entertaining Super Bowl in my in recent memory
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like, let's do a cool show. We're on the... That represents the year. Yeah. Yeah, no, and we're just like, cool, and we're doing a cool show.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
People who would just like encompass as many possible people as possible, even though you're never gonna get someone who everybody loves or everybody likes even, but like someone who can capture as many people as possible.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And yes, time will tell, but you also have to give credit to how you felt just watching it in the moment.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And then also a lot of it was like, you know, more of the diss to Drake because the song Not Like Us is a Drake diss track. And then there were a bunch of like things in there. Even the necklace A is apparently for A minor.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But like there's just so, and on the one hand, I'm like, yes, take this grudge all the way to the Super Bowl. Like never let your haters like stop. Stop. Stop you from doing your thing. Never stop hating your haters. But it's like so crazy that this whole thing was like put together to like give an F you to Drake.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
You did it by yourself. So Serena Williams was there, and I just assumed it was because she has history with Drake, so it's like a fellow Drake enemy, but then also people said that it was because of something with Wimbledon.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, but I do think it had to do, I'm sorry, it has to do with Drake.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I don't know, but honestly, Drake would have been a better halftime show.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. Plus being sick, like didn't help. I didn't get to eat like anything. Nachos, hot dogs, nothing. Yeah. I couldn't, I can't even taste. So yeah, I could have eaten like Zach could have brought me something home, but I can't even taste. That sucks.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Does it have to be American? I was wondering that too, because I was like, Harry Styles, but it's not American.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I would immensely enjoy it, but it would not be the vibe.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. I don't even think he would be, like... That's a performance I would enjoy, but I wouldn't even, like, put him on my list of, like, this is a great idea.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Especially with like Jay-Z as the curator. Right. What is Jay-Z like? I don't know if Jay-Z listens to Pink. No, I don't think Jay-Z is going to put Pink up for the job.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Okay. I agree. I think they need an expert curator. And I don't think that Jay-Z is the expert curator.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's just, it's such a sick, twisted industry. It's too much. Like, you can't hold any of them. None of them are like beyond approach. It's a Spider-Man meme. It's a Spider-Man meme. Where they're all just pointing at each other. Right. That's why, if you need an expert curator, Kenny Ortega should do the Super Bowl. I was actually just watching a clip of Michael Jackson.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I was watching a clip of Michael Jackson's Super Bowl appearance. And it was like probably a part of some documentary because people were speaking on it. Like the people that he worked with and Kenny Ortega was talking about. I think he directed Michael Jackson's Super Bowl appearance. He should be the official director of the Super Bowl.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And we should have a say on like who does it because he knows talent.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Okay. They would be bot farming. Those are the Super Bowl stories.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I thought the commercials were so bad. I can't remember one of them.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I feel like the front traps aren't so bad. Like there's some protein there.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
That's so funny. The only commercials I remember are like Intuit TurboTax, which actually looks like really good. What'd they do? No, they just had like, literally they were in every single block of commercials, just like about how you can like go for a run and someone's doing your taxes. And it looks like a good service.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh, we're going to get into that. And then the only other.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yes. The other commercial. Do you know these Dunkin's commercials? Like, why does it feel like an inside joke that I'm on the outside of? Um, cause you are. No, but like, what are they doing? Like they're like beings like fools.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like Ben Affleck and the Dunkings and then Bill Belichick and his girlfriend. Like, what are you guys doing? I just, I feel like such a outsider.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
no but then there's like rap battles like i just feel like i've missed it i've missed you have but you're not the only one a lot of us got left behind like i'm not even 100 sure okay great um and then yes poppy had a commercial with influencers but they are also getting dragged canceled due to a decision to send 25 000 vending machines to influencers ahead of their super bowl commercial
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
You could put it in your lobby for the whole building.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like this is people's jobs. It's true. It's just like weird when like there's something that's like so commonplace, like everyone does. It's just like part of the business. And then like people just like seek out one company who's doing it and like get mad about it.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Some people made the point, like, why would you, like, apparently it's about $800,000 that they spent sending 32 people these gifts when you could have put the vending machines somewhere with more traffic. Like, which one influencer needs hundreds of poppies? Ready? So...
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, I saw Rachel Kirkconnell got a vending machine. So I saw her video and I just thought, I didn't even know about this controversy. I just thought that was like so cute. And then she said she had to give it back. I was like, oh damn. But I guess, yeah, who needs a thousand cans of Poppy?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But it was just like a fun, cute concept. Like it's called marketing. And Poppy's a-
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I saw some, like some space orb was like stealing the Doritos from a guy on his couch.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
They were serious. The commercials were so bad.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh, yeah. And it's also funny, like who gets tapped? Yes. I would love to be a fly on the wall. The most random ideas, which are sometimes so good. Here's a random idea that was actually good. It was the circle water bottle and Adam Devine. Yeah. That was actually a really cute commercial. You know what was a good one?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
When the person in the room was like, what if we got Adam Devine to call his wife? What? What?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh, look, everyone should be so happy. Right.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
That's good. There's different seasons for everything. Like you're pregnant. Eat what you want.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
That to me, it's like, I hate the celebrities in the commercials. Like, It's just, it's so not creative. And it looks like a waste of money when they could be doing so many other things using their real customers.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And I think that people online, instead of getting mad at Poppy, like a startup business that's like working with influencers, should get mad at the big celebrities, how much they get paid for these commercials.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh, that's the best, by the way. When someone can do a commercial about a celebrity and they like make a regular person a star.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Sad. So that's Super Bowl commercials. Are you ready for our next story, a little? By the way, what story are we up to right now? This is technically number four.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. But you will be a changed person. Like, don't even worry about her. You don't even know her yet. You don't even know her.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
She's a problem for another day. But that's a song for another time. I'm literally like sweating sitting here. Like, because I have like the sweats and the chills. I have a heating pad on, which is actually really nice. But I'm like, if you guys see me sweating, just, just ignore. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Thank you, T-U-R-T. You're welcome. Our next story, Brianna Chicken Fry playing coy, addressing rumors about a romance with West Wilson from Summer House. I thought his name was Wes. So I think his name is West, and then his friends call him Wes.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Or his friends are too lazy to pronounce the T.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
What did Wes say? Because she was asked by Page Six about Wes and how they're spending time together. And she's like, who, what? And spun around nervously. She said, I haven't really thought about it. I've just been thinking about the Super Bowl, thinking about who's going to win the game, placing my bets. I haven't had time to think about West. No, no.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
But she did post a picture, like a selfie of the two of them, like partying. I think it's just like, maybe they were having fun this weekend. Like, do you think that they knew each other before this weekend?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Well, the first two quarters are like the least important quarters, especially in this game. But then I woke up and I watched the halftime show and literally Zach and I were watching till the last player was in the stadium. Like we were. Oh, that's so funny. He really wanted to see MVP. I'm like, of course it's Jalen Hurts. They never even gave the ball to Saquon.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's just crazy that we know about it. Like, I feel like this is the sort of thing that in a few months, like one of them shares on their podcast and we're like, Oh my God. Yeah. Like that. We know that they were probably together this weekend. It's just like, it's so crazy. It's so much to know. I do not chip just because we've seen a lot from him. Not my favorite. Brianna deserves better.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And I just want the absolute best for her. Yeah. But I'm glad she's having fun. And she is having fun. And like fun is very important to her right now. And like, I think it's good.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
When she said that guy's not my boyfriend, yeah, because they've probably been dating for a few weeks. That person's not your boyfriend yet.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
The temperature control issues of this flu are unlike anything I've experienced. Every time I get out of bed, I'm shivering like freezing cold. It's so crazy. This is like the sickest I've been in years. This flu this season is not to be messed with.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Okay, I hadn't considered that there was someone else in the mix and that it wasn't a date.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
no I didn't even think about him backstage of the show I just remember the picture of them like in the box and I was like okay Jackie but it's just not even a picture it's two people sitting next to each other in a box and the most blurry zoom in photo of all time but like I never considered like there might be other that like he didn't invite her there she could be a plus one yeah totally but she also like could be on a date which is totally fine and normal totally fine and normal now they've been broken up like eight weeks it's more yeah what they wear it's February
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Mm-hmm. A little anniversary news. SNL 50 Anniversary Special will feature Bad Bunny, Sabrina Carpenter, John Mulaney, Tom Hanks, and more. Okay, I'm sorry.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I know. She's performing or contributing to the special. Steve Martin, Sabrina Carpenter, Bad Bunny, John Mulaney, Dave Chappelle, and numerous other stars who've been associated with the show over the years. Scar Jo will make an appearance. It will air on February 16th. It's a three-hour long live telecast honoring SNL's 50th anniversary. It's SNL at a glance.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
February 16th is a Sunday. Oh, so it's a Sunday evening broadcast.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, and like SNL history, there's a lot to pull from. There's so many great moments, performances, like people who have come out of it. So like when they go into the archives, it's always good.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, like the current stuff is what's bad, but this is great because it's not current.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, so this has the makings to be something good.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh, yeah, but it's like... Whose idea was that to have like Barry Keoghan riding? Like I just would like to be on the fly on the wall for some of these meetings. And it's like they pick the most random people or even the Ritz Salty and it was like Auburn Plaza.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Who was that? I forget. His name is like Napoleon from Nine Perfect Strangers.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I'll tell you his name. You're not going to... Michael Shannon. You have to Google him. Google him.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And it's like, why those two? That's not even who I would think of as salty.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
No, I feel like that was everything. Jaylen won MVP. Of course. Like, who else?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, no, they have a lot of other really strong players and, you know, notoriously don't have the strongest quarterback.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. It's already started. But congrats to the Philly fans. I'm happy for you. Me too. It's a nice group.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And they had a great team. They played some beautiful ball and they deserved it. And they had a good season too. And you know what?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, but it's a shame. We'll never really know. The Chiefs were just like falling over themselves.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I understand why you didn't do that. And ultimately you're right because the sister-in-law is like a very mature term. Oh, I wasn't even thinking mature.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's literally not weird, but I do feel like when someone is younger and, they feel less like an in-law. And it's just like Ben's sister. If you had an older sister, it's very mature, sister-in-law. But when they're younger, it's like, what if you have a 12 year old sister? Like that's a sister-in-law?
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
They just don't know you and they don't know her.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
No. But I understand what you mean that it's more like familial to say Ben's parents.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
sister sister um so you were just like sick all weekend not much to share with the class sick all weekend and i didn't even get to watch that much tv because i was like that sick i actually had to google how to turn the brightness down on my television because i couldn't even look at it wow and i figured it out and it's i'm leaving it that way of course you gotta get the tv remote not the apple tv like the actual tv remote and then you go to menu settings
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I did it on Apple TV. Like it was this accessibility display brightness, turned it all down. So I was able to watch a little bit. I watched new Kardashians episode, but then I also watched a bunch of episodes from last season. So I don't know which one was like, yeah, this week's episode. So I can't remember. Yeah. I saw the Lamar conversation, but I forget what else happened.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like to me, Kourtney is in Australia with her family.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. But now I'm caught up. And then I watch. So I really was looking for something mindless because I couldn't pay attention to anything. So I watched a little bit of quarterback on Netflix, which wound up being like the perfect thing to watch in the lead up to the Super Bowl because they followed three quarterbacks. Patrick Mahomes being one of them.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And so I was really getting to know Patty really well right before the Super Bowl. Like instead of watching the Fox countdown to red carpet, I watched quarterback. And right as I'm falling in love with Patrick, like he stunk up the joint.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I was so impressed by him learning about his protocols, his training, this and that. I'm like, this guy's got it in the bag.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah. And he's just, like, some people are just, like, physically more gifted in the sport. Like, he also trained as a baseball player coming up. So, like, he was going to be a baseball player. And so, like, a lot of his quarterback throws, he throws, like, a baseball, which really helps him. Like, he, like, hits him with that swivel. And his, like, his head always stays straight.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
So, like, it just reminds me of, like, how Michael Phelps was, like, born to be the best swimmer.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Like, just... built to be a swimmer like Patrick Mahomes is is that quarterback but um last night he was not but something that was really funny that I wanted to tell you is that they were talking about all their different plays and how they have like all these weird names for them like cat bag lion and they have one play it's like for Travis and they call it catching Kelsey
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
And he said Travis hates it because that was the show he was on.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
I love that. So funny. And then they showed a clip of Catch and Kelsey where Travis is like being just so ridiculous. Cringe. Like about how he wants to meet someone.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Oh yeah. I wonder who they are following. Netflix like does a lot of sports content.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
It's that quote that I keep looking for. If anybody knows the quote, it's like, if you're not blooming where you're planted, you need to replant. Like Saquon replanted.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
The DCC. Oh my God. My husband's going to kill me. The DCC remind me of bring it on when like the cheerleaders are just like so much better than the football team.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, it wasn't. They're getting their season two and they're keeping the franchise alive.
The Toast
Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025
Yeah, let's get into the Super Bowl without further ado-do-do-do-do. It is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
No, it's nice. And we don't hate by choice. We are dedicated to the truth. And if things shake out in a hateful way, that's literally not our fault.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I, first of all, I'm offended they started at 7 p.m. Like some of us have shit to do. So I didn't.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I didn't know about that until like 7.40. So that's when I was able to start recording.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, especially after the last few weeks when they've complete like not that they ever hid who they were in Gaza, but like they have been so horrible, literally dancing and parading around the coffins of Jewish babies like.
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
this is what you want to say today really that's who you are like I it's really sickening um so I watched from like 740 up until no other land or whatever won the best documentary I'm like why am I watching this what I watched wasn't even enjoyable these people are morons I don't like them I don't like this like let me go back to my book um so I'll recap what I saw and we'll talk about the winners and tell me what you think like from a
The Toast
Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
It also looks like shit. Like every preview for every movie looks like shit. And the good movies, and I know I only saw one, but like Wicked was an amazing movie. And the fact that that- Yeah, and it should have won every award. And I've seen clips of Anor and Amelia President. It's a joke. The girl writhing on the floor with the song, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck.
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It says fuck over, Conan O'Brien said it says fuck over 400 times in the movie. Like, and that's the best movie?
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I think you should just let it rip. I'm feeling really motivated by the truth. Like that's really what's guiding me. I don't go through a hater era like where I'm just like angry at stuff. It's like if it's good, it's good. And if it's not good, I'll say so. Let the truth guide you, Cogers.
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Yeah, so of the movies that you saw, what do you think should have won Best Picture? You saw Conclave, Amelia Perez, Onora, The Substance, and Wicked.
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No, it's not even corny because it's, like, it was really artistic. It's really theatrical. Like, Cynthia Erivo has the most amazing voice on the planet. It will go down as a movie as big as... The Wizard of Oz. Yeah, Titanic. That was our movie of the year, our big budget movie. La La Land, which didn't win, by the way, which is a perfect example.
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Because the movie that won, nobody talks about today.
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Oh, yeah, and we're waiting for the hot takes as well.
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So I saw that you said that before I watched it. I saw you say, like, Ari's vocals are eh. And then when I watched it, I was like, oh, no, they sounded good considering I was expecting them to be eh. I wonder what I would have thought if I just watched it without any expectation. Because I was like, oh, no, she sounds nice.
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The only thing is that I never noticed this, but I could hear her breathing. I feel like that's part of the trade where it's like your breath work. You know where to take your breath so that we don't hear it, so that we don't know. Yeah, no, she was shaking. Yeah.
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Oh yeah, that's so good, because they love to say, you didn't even watch the movies.
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playing into it because i don't know where she goes from here but um no she goes nowhere from here that was the craziest story like this is the wokest movie of the year and she was like everywhere the darling and then the tweets they're so antithetical to like everything that the movie stands for it's just like womp womp womp no it was so ironic would have won best picture if not for that
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Okay. No, not the production, the nominees, but something.
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Coders, it was a nice weekend, but it wasn't my finest, and it was actually quite boring, so I'll be brief. Sick again this weekend, which really put a damper on things. Like, had like, I guess it's just a cold. At one point I was like, do I have allergies? I looked up like what's the allergy count right now? Because it was just like so sneezy. So sniffly was Ms.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
No, they said no, just the nominee announcement. But also that would mean they had more time to vote.
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Yeah. So for the acting awards, Best Actress went to Mikey Madison, Anora. She beat out Demi Moore. That's the big snub.
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Yeah. Then best actor went to Adrian Brody for The Brutalist, which I feel like is always a good choice. His second Oscar.
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He just won the SAG award. He made a speech, but Kylie wasn't there because she was grieving. And then she's there last night, like with the camera. I just would have loved to see it. And I don't have a horse in this race. And Adrian Brody like disappointed his whole community. So like, why not Timothy?
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And you cannot accept an Oscar with gum in your mouth.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Um, I have to read the 600 paid books for the redhead. So all my free time was dedicated to reading this book that started out as like a, a demon copperhead type. And now I hate this author. You know, you know when that happens? Like he set out to do something. He bit off more than he could chew. He doesn't know where he's going.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
zoom out Kylie's here and then when they did show her she seemed to like not want to be laughing at jokes either she didn't understand them or she didn't want to like you know a laugh is an endorsement yeah she was just being very political yeah no she she definitely is diplomatic and doesn't want to like and also something could she might have yeah just staying out of it but they can't keep their hands off each other those two and they've been dating a while now so you would think like the lust era might have ended but no they're obsessed yeah
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More so than Barbie. Also, even though I really liked Elvis... I wouldn't even I didn't I don't think it was that good.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
You know, I enjoy what I mean. I'm saying like that's kind of like like Rocket Man. That was like a good stupid movie. And it's like Bohemian Rhapsody was a more serious version. I don't know what the difference was, but like Bohemian Rhapsody deserves awards. Rocket Man doesn't.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Give her an Oscar, especially because this wasn't a year where there was, you know, a let it go from Frozen, like something undeniable. Of course, we could have skipped Amelia Perez. And also, Oscars are about a body of work, right? Sometimes it's not just about what you did this year, but like everything in the past. Leonardo DiCaprio winning for Revenant. Give it to Diane Warren.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
So I didn't even watch anything fun because I was reading this book, which I don't hate, but I've just been like knee deep in reading. Yesterday we did go on a local safari. So that was fun. I got to see exotic animals and that was the highlight of my weekend. So yeah, like really nothing fabulous to share on Forge.
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Like, this was the year to give it to Diane Warren.
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Then best supporting actor man went to Kiernan Culkin, A Real Pain. I really liked his speech. I didn't realize what it was lacking until you shared, but your bar is very, very high.
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to the camps, you know, to kind of put things in perspective, like life's not so bad. I saw there was a funny quote. It's like, you're the product of like a thousand miracles. Cause like their grandma survived and you're going to overdose on sleeping pills. Like, I don't think so.
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Yeah. And so I was like, actually, this looks good. I actually might watch it. But then they showed a clip from it. The two boys are on the train, like talking about the train ticket. And they're like, uh, something about the $12 train ticket and how they used to live here, but they were all kicked out cause they're cheap. They thought we were cheap. I'm like, really? Right.
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Because it needs to be perfect. I need to pick and choose my battles. And it's definitely not going to be. But I did see a good review. I feel like there's hope, except for then I saw the clip. And I had a problem with him. Who else was nominated in the category? Nora, Yura, Edward Norton, a complete unknown, Motherfucker Pierce, the Brutalist, and Jeremy Strong, the Apprentice.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Oh, no, sorry. I meant to go back. Yeah, best supporting actress Zoe Saldana.
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She really gaslit her. Cause she was like, I'm so sorry. I never mean to cause any offense, but this movie was made with love.
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Yeah. Yeah. Like a like a nickname. Yeah. A nickname like dirty. Yeah. Like a surname, you know? Yeah.
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Oh, I guess so. Yeah. I thought you were going to say it was one of those nights that was written in the stars.
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I agree. And just to circle back, Amelia Perez's original name, the nickname was Manitas. Does that sound right? That's what I mean.
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Yeah, that was just kind of like a great end to this run for Amelia Perez.
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I guess no other musicals really came out this year that were...
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Moana. Yeah. So that's why it's surprising. And that's why this was the year to give it to Diane Warren because there was nothing that was undeniable.
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Do you feel like you're done talking about the Oscars?
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
No, I'm in a place where I'm very removed from this year's Oscars, the movies, the ceremony, like turning it off. Like, thank you for- It was a good year for you to skip. Thank you for offending me because I wanted to turn it off and now I had cause. Just pile of shit. It was a good year to skip. Yeah, well, maybe next year. Better luck next year. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Kourtney Kardashian addresses the viral rumors that her son Mason 15. Reminder 15.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Reminder to us, 15 has a baby in a rare statement. So this is what she said. I rarely address rumors or conspiracies regarding myself or my family, but this is about my child and it feels wrong to let anyone think for a second that these lies are remotely true. They are not. I'm hanging my head in shape.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I'm sorry. Unquote, Jackie saying, as I read this, I am hanging my head in shame. Back to the quote. Mason does not have a child. These accounts that pretend to be him are definitely not. They are fake. My son really values his privacy and I'm asking all media to please be respectful. He's a kid with feelings and a beautiful life ahead of him.
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Please stop spreading false narratives and spinning lies. And to all the other people making videos about my kids, who by the way are minors, please stop and leave them alone. Okay.
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I just want to say Claudia brought it up. Oh, bitch. I didn't make it a story and Claudia brought it up. That's what I want to say.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, the video that I saw where it's like someone talking, talking ahead of green screen in front of this fake screenshot of Mason's fake Finsta. She's talking to that person.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Also, something that's been in the news is that new California law that we haven't spoken about. But California now has a law that if your kids are in your content, if you do like a family channel, if they're in like, what is it, 30%?
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Then you need to give them earnings and like put it in an account for them by law.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, there are other valid reasons for wanting to move out of California.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
It's not because people don't want to pay their kids. I also follow Brittany Xavier, and it's like, she's not like a family channel. Yeah, her kids are there sometimes for something, but it's like, that's not what she does. Yeah.
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Oh my gosh, you guys, you're not going to believe this. If you've been here a while, you will not believe this story.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, they're a family channel. And a family like that, 100%, this law is good for them.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And as long as they're good people, they would have already been doing something like this. So it shouldn't change. And if this really changes their operation, then they're not operating in good faith.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Like, this should be something that, like, doesn't even change people's day-to-day because they were doing something like this.
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Yeah. So we'll see if any big people start leaving, but I really don't think that's why.
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I believe I said there's beauty in it. Which, if true, I would stand by, because I think it would be a beautiful thing.
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Yeah, and there was actually some sweet parts, like a baby would have a great, great living grandmother. There was beauty in it.
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I'm going to scoop that back. We were wrong for bringing it up. I blame Claudia, and now we're moving on.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
We will think five times before we speak. Are you ready for our next story? Number four? Number three. Claudia, if you have to ask. Oh my God, we need to hustle. I'm testing this theory because someone said every time Claudia asks what number story it is, it's always number three. So like now every time you ask, we need to check.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I just need to move my Rodecaster away from the light because it's the reflection that stops me from being able to see it. But it is our third story and I'm going to carry on with it. Please. Because Bethany Frankel says that Alex Earl stood her up for dinner. So Bethany had a long weekend in Miami that was very early because she was supposed to go to dinner with Alex and Braxton at Carbone.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
She gets to the restaurant. She starts filming for everyone that Alex and Braxton stood her up. So she eats alone. with her phone and takes everyone through the menu and whatnot. But there was like no bad blood. She said that they're going to reschedule. Then they were seen together. They made some TikToks together.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
They went out. Apparently Alex was sick from all of her travel and she couldn't make the original dinner.
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And she was like, I'm going to sit here for you guys so I could take you. I hate that. It's like, I'm I'm fine and I'm hungry.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And what was annoying, it's like she's at Carbone and she's like, I'm not having pasta tonight. I'm going to have a fish and a salad. Like, I don't need to see we eat a fish and a salad. I want to see that rigatoni.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I think there was a point to where it was like, okay, now we're eating. And if I was Alex, I'd be glad that she's getting all this content from me because it's like, okay, now I don't feel so bad.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
She had a viral dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do hope that like at some point it stops. you know, and it's, or it stopped like at dinner. I hope they had a nice dinner. We don't know what happened at their dinner, like what they were talking about, what their relationship was before this. Cause I just saw Bethany doing a video about the licks versus Lex drama.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And she was saying that she's met both women. There's no drama. They're both amazing.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I thought it was a bad take too, but I think it was just like, she wanted to weigh in. I think she has relationships with both of them and just didn't want to say anything that would piss off the other. And so, and maybe this is actually how she sees it. Cause I think what she's saying is, I think what she wants, like, it's definitely a thing that could happen.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Just two people in business and it's business and it's whatever. And that's true sometimes. I think she wants that to be true. But I don't think that's what happened here.
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I think there's so many things that can mean and she left us like
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
leaving it to interpretation one I think surprised by the use of the word drop that that's how that they would phrase it she was definitely surprised by that or two it's like maybe they were battling for a while like I want to leave I want to take my show no you can't you're with us blah blah blah and maybe it was going on for months ever since the papa got involved the papa and then maybe all of a sudden they let her go like maybe they just laid down their arms for whatever reason and she was surprised that they just gave it up
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, or that, like, she was surprised when she heard the news. Like, actually, you can walk and here's your show and bye-bye. And then the drop. I think that there were elements of it that were surprising to her. So I feel like that is a good way of phrasing it. Okay. Euphemistic. But, you know, she's keeping her cards close. She's very shrewd.
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I feel like they have a deeper friendship. What I got from this is that they have a deeper friendship than we know where they can like barb like this on social media. But what do I know?
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Hiya, Dern. I'm Dern good. We have a lot to cover on this Monday that feels like a Monday. First Monday in March. Let's get this bread. Oh, wait, it's almost the Met Gala. Just like a fun fact.
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Before we continue. Are you ready for the next story?
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They've harvested the first milk of the cows to get all of that.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Our next story I must share. Meghan Markle is on the cover of People magazine ahead of her new Netflix show in a wide-ranging interview. The title is The Meghan Interview. Harry, the kids, and my life now. An intimate conversation with the Duchess of Sussex.
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With a new show and lifestyle brand, Meghan is returning to her roots inside her private world in Montecito while she's back in a honeymoon period with Harry and what life is really like with Archie and Lilibet. from pancake mornings to cozy takeout nights.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I saw it this morning when I was reading People Mag. It's their top story that she's on the cover. And at first I just read the interview to see what she's saying. And it's exactly what you would think. It's the vibes and the cozy mornings. They love a fried egg. We love a lot of bacon.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Um, a couple interesting things, which I'll share, but then finishing it, I'm like, Hmm, this is your big magazine interview before your big Netflix show, which by the way, I just saw is only eight episodes. Like that's not enough, but okay. Um, I would have thought, okay, maybe not Vogue. Reach for the stars.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, no, but also it's where people go when they want to give an interview and be intimate and personal, but not the queen.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah. And it's not even like it's September. Even something like Home and Garden would have, Town and Country would have been inspired. And would have been like super party. But like we see this from reality stars like, you know, The Bachelor.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah. She's not really saying much that we don't already know. However, the Lemonada podcast was mentioned. It says that it's coming in the spring. That's all it said. But now it's like, well, she's going to have a TV show and a product brand. Like, you don't also need a podcast. That's too much.
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Yeah. Well, I do think this is like her, you know, goal for spreading it out is to March 4th. Wait, it premieres today. It's coronation day.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
can't okay that's good i have to finish my book thank god honestly thank you megan because like i have to read all day but to the list of things we're still waiting for say spring 2025 write that down wait wait megan's lemonada claudia it's it's already on the list i just know us did you say spring to megan x lemonada what does it say spring oh no now i'll add our trajectory now we have now we have a general window okay but spring like so she has until june 21st
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah, well, you know my beef with this. March 20th, I think, with Rebecca. But I'm saying it's technically three weeks away. So Lemonada could be dropping as soon as three weeks. Or as late as three months. Okay, we have our window. What else? Mayhem Lady Gaga we're waiting for. I would have forgotten about that.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Things we needed to follow up on. Beyonce announcement. We can check that off. Thank you. Oh, yeah, tour. Keeping Up With Sports. Unfortunately, we can't check that off yet. Still Radio Silence. And then the Carrie Underwood concert DVD, which I do think has come out.
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And then our content plate. Let's see if we got to any of this.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I'm going to leave it. Lioness. Back in action. Oh, that's Cameron Diaz, Jamie Foxx. Wait, I need to add that to the list of family. Next time we need a movie as a family.
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What if it was like me, you, and our husbands? That's kind of perfect.
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I know, but these days, like, you'll hear if it's bad, too. There'll be, like, clips clowning on it.
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Okay, so see you tomorrow, Megan. I can't friggin' wait.
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I can't wait for next summer. I'm counting the days.
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We are ready for the fifth and final, and I do feel like you might have not seen it yet. Which is exciting.
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Ingrid Andres has taken another stab at the National Anthem. And I do mean stab. The people are saying that she slayed, but I don't think that she did.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Like Maggie Rogers. I don't need to hear Maggie Rogers sing the national anthem.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Well, so here's what I got from this. She sang the national anthem, like the Ingrid Andres way, not drunk. And now I can understand, like, I thought it was like not a good- What she was trying to do? Yes, yes.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Like the other one was so crazy, but it was like the drunk version of this, which is already a little crazy because it's not like, there was just a lot of long notes and a lot of like riffs and- I didn't love the like she nailed what she tried to do, but I don't like what she tried to do.
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So now I can also understand how things got so off the rails at the last one because she was already going with like a twisted version.
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Also, like even her best sober version, like sounds drunk. So then when she's drunk, like it's a mess. Yeah.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
No, it's hysterical, and I did feel like the audience... I don't know if they were briefed, like, okay, she's coming back, redemption, because it felt like everyone was, like, rooting for her to, like, get it right this time. It felt like everyone in the room, like, knew the assignment, so... I agree that, and I'm a huge, huge Ingrid Andres fan. I don't feel like I've said that.
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Her songs like actually make me cry and I love them.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I love, no, I absolutely, like if she drops an album, I'm listening backwards and forwards. So this is as a fan. I'm glad that we can move on from this because I wasn't even going to hold a grudge, but we do just need to close the chapter. Chapter equals closed. I hope Ingrid is doing well.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
By the way, if you're a new toaster in Claudia Penn's old apartment, so just to say like two years ago, this exact thing happened. She went up to pee in the middle of the night. She opened the door and there was someone in her bathroom and they screamed at each other. And it was Ben.
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Yeah. Yeah. And so good on her team for for recognizing this moment. Completing the circle.
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Yeah. So I'm still on the honeymoons, but from Dave and Lauren, what I find surprising is like, I feel like she's very unsure about him. And so it's kind of, this is before all the drama with the guy that he knows, whatever. But I do feel like she's like projecting these things onto their relationship. Like they never even had a fair shot.
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Like I feel like from the minute she saw him, like she knew something was wrong and she never let him in even not that she should. Cause he turned out to not be a great guy, but like, there was always a blockage between them. And it wasn't like she was like, oh, Dave, I love you.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
But, whatever. No, I know, but Ben Platt explained it really well to Madison when he was defending Mason. Because he was like... Yeah, sometimes you feel stronger, but then when someone else feels better about you, like then you go in that way. I don't think it's such a bad thing. And yet, if your first choice doesn't want you, then let me go with my second choice.
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Like, I just don't think that that's a big deal. I think we need to normalize that.
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Hate. I had a bad feeling about him in the pods, but this is worse than I imagined.
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Is everyone like freaking out because of like friends, like Monica and Joey? Every time you say Monica and Joey, I think of friends.
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Yeah, but it just sounds like the Friends. It does. It does. Like, when you say Monica and Joey, I'm transported.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And I saw their kerfuffle with the follows. And Jackie, the kerfuffle with the follows, Jackie never comes up again. Okay, it was so weird, but it definitely made them stronger. Like any conflict would.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Like his reaction was too good because he was like, whatever you need. He looks guilty. Yeah, it was too, like there's something. There is something because his reaction was too perfect that it was wrong.
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Oh my God. Well, they at least have plans for the future.
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But I'm sure also there's, I'm sure they've spoken about some stuff off camera. So it's like they have what to go off of a little bit, but we don't.
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They're not getting married. And are there issues outside of the politics, do you think? Or is this really?
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And how do you not talk about politics in the pod? Offline. Oh, yeah. And I think that the pods should allow people to talk about politics and that they shouldn't air it.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. Where you could talk about those things because like they could air it and it might not play well, but you should be able to share what you feel. Because if you if you're someone whose politics is really important to you and someone's is diametrically opposed, like you shouldn't you can't be together. You shouldn't be together. Like with Virginia issue.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
He seems pretty apolitical, which I think someone who's like passionate about politics and someone who's apolitical, like I think that works great. I think it's when two people are passionate like an opposing, I feel like there's just too many issues like that arise, but I feel like they could work out.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
tiptoeing in the night no he's not welcome in your bathroom anymore that's that has to be like we can't have this happen again he needs to use the other bathroom maybe you guys need a nightlight various nightlights in your bedroom so that it's never like pitch black and when you see it's it's not like the the the reason that this happened had nothing to do with the level of darkness like well it doesn't happen in the
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
And I think it sounds like she's going to ruin it for herself or feels like she shouldn't be with him. Cause she should be with someone more passionate, but she could, if these things are important to her and he loves her, like they will become important to him.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah. And and he like he says all the right things and sounds like he means them. And he's yeah. Yeah. He's open to whatever like.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Well, that's tough when someone's saying everything you want to hear and it's like, I don't believe the words coming out of your mouth.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I think she might say no. And he would have said no.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Well, the weddings, you can fast forward all the way, so we don't need to hear the recap of what we just spent five years watching. Correct. So that's where I do hit the fast forward. Hit the fast five. I don't need to watch them in the mirror being like, and also fucking lying to us. Cause they're about to say no.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
That's what's crazy. I will like, I can't get over that. They seriously act like they're having a wedding and it's like, you're a saying no.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
I think we did too. We didn't watch White Lotus last night.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. We listen and we don't judge. We listen and we don't judge.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
You guys are the craziest two people. That's the thing. You and Ben are so crazy. You're seriously perfect for each other. Can I tell you something? You're crazy.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Is it? You're so mainstream these days. I can't keep up with you.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Unless, like, your scream scared him, because, like, screams are scary. By the way, that is what happened.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Sound off in the comments, does this happen to you? Like, is this something that happens?
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Or it was the pregnancy. I think it was the vasovagal. I think it was so vas. It's giving vagal. Vags. Vags.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
um so that's like literally the only thing i have to report from the weekend because it was seriously it wasn't real it was literally a movie like oh my god yeah well speaking of the movies the oscars were on last night i endeavored to watch them we'll share all of our thoughts in the fast five which i think without i mean we should like make haste today there's a lot to talk about fast five stories we're doing you're doing love is blind recap
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
You never know what's gonna come up along the way.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Oh, okay. These better be good. I feel like you're really, there's nothing worse than when someone's like, I have a hot take.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Okay, without further do-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five stories you need to know.
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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025
When I wear my hair like this, like for the show, and I see there's a little bit of scalp, I can't watch the episode.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Chose and happy Monday. Hope everybody's having a gargy, bargy Monday. Oh, I'm feeling so musical after watching the Grammys. It's a gargy, bargy Monday. Yeah, that's right. Jack's here. Clerd here. Time to recap the Grammys. Time to recap our weekends. So much to discuss. How you doing?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I feel like in terms of tributes, they spread themselves a little thin. Too many tributes, too many tributaries. And I thought that Chris Martin was about to sit down and sing a One Direction song, and I was so fucking excited. And he sang a song I didn't know. So that was a missed opportunity. Like what song?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, like a very acoustic piano, like Night Changes.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Because so many of the nominees were, Billy was there, Taylor was there, Sabrina was there, Chapel was there.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. And she already showed up to the awards as a Grammy winner. Cause she won like one of the non-televised ones, which was probably just such a good feeling for espresso. So going in like, you know, no pressure. She looked, her red carpet look was by far my favorite. She was such a vision. And like, Of course she looked insane.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
The dress was pretty, like everything worked, but it's so cohesive. Like everything she does. I mean, her red carpet dress really like matched the vibes of her performance and it overall matches her vibe of everything. Like this very feathery old Hollywood feminine. Like I love that she's so like specific with her aesthetic and she doesn't really stray from that.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So I thought she just looked absolutely radiant on the red carpet when she won. I was so happy for her. And yes, like she stunted on every hoe in that room. Like that performance was really, and you know, these are songs she's performed a hundred times and she tried, she like, I like that she did something different while not really straying from the original form of the song.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, there's just no reason that they shouldn't.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I just, I loved every minute of it. The tap dancing. Like I was just blown away. The burlesque feathered bejeweled, like everything. She's just such a star. I love her. Yeah.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And that song is so good. I agree. The theme of clown rodeo, I wasn't 100% understanding.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Oh, I thought for sure, and I'm like, this is so sweet. Kind of the OG boy band guy, Chris Martin. What did he sing? I wasn't familiar with the tune.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
She was being gog. So crazy with Bruno Mars.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I feel like we have stopped asking Lady Gaga to be normal. Like we get it now but we're sort of putting all those questions we once asked Lady Gaga we're putting them onto chap and you're right.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. The song is what it is. Like, did I understand her red carpet look? Absolutely not.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Correct. So, but the thing is, I think that's why we like Sabrina so much. Like we understand everything she does. And like, if that were us and we looked like her and we had her talents, like we would seriously do the same thing. I
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. And I thought I was like the only one who appreciated it, but I'm coming to learn that like the song has enormous global success and they just won a Grammy. So like this hold that I thought I had on it is not a thing.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I wasn't familiar with the background of the tune.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Wow, I mean, Taylor leading, like her... categories and nominations with Fortnite. She also was for music video. It just really doesn't make sense to me. I actually don't think there's a worse song on TTPD. I really don't like it.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
That's actually a really good point. And you can't be both. And Taylor's kind of proof of that. Even though I do find it shocking that Blank Space wasn't song or record of the year that year. That's the only one of Taylor's lead singles that is probably one of her best songs and also did the best.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Because when you think of Shake It Off, even though Shake It Off also could have been song of the year, honestly. Yeah.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, yeah. But it's like a thing about Taylor. And that's why people who don't, spend time listening to Taylor. All they know is like the radio hits, which are just like very kind of built for radio. They're very strategic and that's why they are so popular, but they're not her best songwriting. And so they think that her, her abilities are just shake it off. Like, yeah.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Cause she, there are also just so many. She doesn't put them forth. Yeah. She's put them forth.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, that was kind of the only part of the award ceremony I didn't understand in its entirety, Krungsy.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
The band, the guy with the bangs and that band of people.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, that was confusing, but that medley was so party. I don't even know what my favorite part was. And it was very hard on Friday on Benson Boone.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
and he was amazing he was amazing my favorite part was shibuzi who was amazing and showed them all why he is shibuzi and why i stay standing but also teddy swims was amazing okay so to shibuzi's point i want to say like you were you have been so right about shibuzi since day one like i just can tell also he's like a very kind soul like when he talks on interviews like his outfit was so fucking cute like i just love him i loved that song he played before he obviously had to play bar song good
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Why didn't they sing... Oh, never mind.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I added it to my liked songs last night. Like I, you were, you've been so right about your music from day one. Just good for you. Honestly, for seeing that. I know this is an original thought. Oh my God. I love Teddy swims. And Ben thought it was jelly roll. Like classic. I love Teddy swims. I love that fucking song. And I know he's so sick of singing it.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
but it's it's amazing and you know what no one's making music like that which is why he stands out so much i don't know if he i don't think he should have won you know compared to like it's also weird how like chapel wasn't a part of the medley neither was greener right so that's Oh yeah, yeah.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
But Chap alone won, which was fair, you know, like a thousand percent. And you knew she was going to get on her soapbox about something. I wasn't expecting healthcare, but yeah, pop off.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
One thousand percent. So go off Chap. Go off Chap with her notebook, which was so Jackie O coded of her. It was. No, it was nice to see people like either don't write anything down, which is fine, or they come up with their phones, which I fucking hate. So sure. Get your leather bound notebook. I love that.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. She knew she was going to win something.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Right. So it's important to take yourself out of the category sometimes.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I don't take any umbrage with this. Was it my song of the year? No, but can I respect that it was a lot of people's song of the year and how it entered so many different parts of culture? Yes, I can. Also, the lore, I mean... like how unfortunate for Drake that like the diss track somebody wrote about you literally won Grammy for record of the year. Like that's embarrassing.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
He wore a Canadian tuxedo, Kendrick Lamar. And like, I admire his commitment to disliking his enemy. Like that is something that I find admirable. And it's not something you see a lot in men, you know, it's kind of like a girly thing to do to hate your enemy and like hold a grudge. So I really respect that. I do in a profound way. So I'm not mad. It wasn't what I was expecting.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Cause I think I probably would have said Sabrina or, or chat.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It's not a snub if you're not qualified. I don't know how she could have shown her face. I know. When all of her peers.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
That's record. I think that's record.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I agree. And this is where like while I found the weekend's like public tantrum to be really lame and embarrassing, I do understand how frustrating it must be for there to be like no criteria for these awards. And like there are all these rumors, you know, they say you have to sell X amount. They say you have to do this. But there really is no way of knowing what qualifies a song and what doesn't.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
disqualifies the song. So that frustration and lack of transparency, what they were talking about, I agree that's definitely annoying. I don't know if it's enough to boycott the affair. Because for this, I don't necessarily understand. It wasn't the most streamed song.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I think so. They wanted us to know. That's them being transparent.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Also notable, notable is that she won some, I think one or two off air Grammys. But Charli XCX did not. pick up any Grammys on TV last night, or any of the major categories.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I mean, if she wanted to present, they would have totally thrown her a bone. But I think it's a pride thing. It would have been so glaringly obvious that she wasn't. No one was talking about how many nominations Lifetime's got because it deserved none. But if she was there, we would have been talking about, oh, that's weird. How many did she get? Oh, none.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I saw various clips, and I know that there was lots of underwear being thrown around. I don't know that it was for you.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Okay. But album of the year, yes, this was kind of always the big category. This was so stacked between Sabrina, Chap, Billie Eilish, Taylor, The Beatles. Rap. Rap. Brat, right.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So yes, it became increasingly clear over the night, over the course of the night, that it was either going to be Beyonce or Sabrina because they both won their... I don't know how you could have the best country album and then that album is nominated. You know what I mean?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So yes. So Sabrina kind of disqualified all the girls when she won that pop vocal and then Beyonce put herself in the race when she won. And Beyonce's reaction to... winning country album was so hysterical. I think she sat in her chair three seconds before, like she was not expecting to win. And why did they stop like putting the camera on everybody's faces when they announced the winner?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Do you know what I mean? They used to like have a camera in the face of every nominee. I love that. They didn't do that. Okay, lame.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Not in an organized fashion. Yeah, so. Her reaction was hysterical. Blue Ivy was like, get the hell up. And you could tell she was really shocked by, I was shocked. I'm not going to lie because it was a really, first of all, this is a country album. That's been like very highly contested by the country community. Like she wasn't nominated for one CNA CMA. So that's really kind of shocking.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And then for it to go on and win album of the year was really shocking. Now I feel this way about so many award shows that Beyonce is either attending, performing, or just like a part of the way that other people, I think I've said this before, the way that other artists, other, the host who we have to talk about, The way they talk about Beyonce is so weird to me.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Like, when Miley was giving the award to Bruno and Lady Gaga for duo, pop, whatever, and she opened the envelope, and before she read it, she was like, I'm gonna say it's Beyonce, even if it's not.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Like, this, it borders, everybody in the room respects Beyonce so much, and I think that a couple of years ago, they took it to a point that's almost now inappropriate, where it's not, like, a reverence, it's an obsession.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Has Katy Perry ever won a Grammy, or is she in that category? I fear she might be in the category of your pop girlies who've never won a Grammy, or she has. Katy Perry Grammys.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yes, she's been nominated, but she's won a grand total of zero of her 13 nominations.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I just want to say Prism was snubbed for Best Pop Vocal Album.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
By the way, she's been nominated since her foray into music. I Kissed a Girl was nominated. So it's not for lack of nominations.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
You know she was just sitting at home checking her phone.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Thank you. ,,,,, Not having beef, I could see Chapel Roan hating Taylor because Chapel Roan is like the communist pop star and Taylor Swift is like the capitalist pop star. Like literally one is Karl Marx and one is Winston Churchill. Like they just, they wouldn't see eye to eye on anything.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. She's kind of like the female weekend, except if she were to come back, people would care.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I actually don't have beef per se with The Weeknd. I will say, after last night, I think I actually understand him more than ever before. It was just funny how it was like this big grand reveal. And I don't know if the American people were super conscious that The Weeknd was actively boycotting the Grammys. It's like, he's back. And we're like, oh, he left?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
A lot of people have run their mouths about Taylor. It's true. It's kind of like a thing people do for fun. So Olivia Rodrigo could find a port in that storm if she wanted to.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And I saw a video of like in the background, you could see Olivia going up to Sabrina and giving her a hug, which I found to be so crazy. Like if I was Sabrina, I'd be like, get off me.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And she shouldn't. Because she wants to forgive you and she wants to forget you.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Are we missing anything else to cover?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I will say, I would give the first 50% of the Grammys a true 10 out of 10. I was enjoying every minute. Although I don't think they did a good job of getting people's reactions in the crowd. We got very little footage of just random things. But the second half was truly dreadful. I think they need to be punished for abusing our time like that.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
There's no reason an award show ends past 11, and it was 11.15, and three out of four of the major awards hadn't been given out yet.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So it was a good performance. And I did realize he's kind of like one of the only... male straight pop stars. I was thinking that because you asked me if Benson Boone was gay, and I was like, actually, I don't know. But then I was like, well, who are the pop boys? And it's like Harry Styles, but he's very gender, I mean, sexually fluid. And I'm like, who are the straight pop boys?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, it's definitely a small tour. I think that she just finished Renaissance. And also I think comparatively, Cowboy Carter's not her biggest album. So it wouldn't garner the biggest tour. Yeah, but still she's Beyonce.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Or she'll do more, like you announced a little bit at a time.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And I just want to say, depending on the time, I feel like I want to go.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Like a lot of shit about everything. But I happen to really like Cowboy Carter, the album.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, like it's the most I've listened to. Actually, that's not true.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, I don't think it was snubbed. I think that I love her and it was the album I probably listened to the most. But if I were to say which album really deserved it in terms of streams and overall cultural impact, it would have been short and sweet.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
like yes no I'm definitely I think I'm especially with this year in particular because like obviously I always want Taylor to win some years I think she like it's required that she wins and some years not so much and I didn't think this was a year and that's a knock I think TTBD is seriously the best album of all time I fucking love it yeah comparatively to other works and their impact I don't know yeah so anyways Beyonce's going on tour Cowboy Carter that was the announcement that she was waiting to announce I really liked the artwork I'm into the bleached eyebrows I
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Did you see Beyonce's underwire coming out of her? I did.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I mean, we've all been there wearing our bras to fucking filth so much so that the material gives out and the underwire pops out and you like get a knife in your boob and you're like, what is that? Oh, it's an actual needle poking into your rest. Yeah, it didn't come up when she was on stage, right? I'm seeing it like backstage.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I saw it when she was sitting, no, no, when that moment that went viral when she won country album of the year and she's like completely shocked, literally the underwire in between her boobs, both of them is popping out.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Like I would just assume it was a style choice until you said that. I think Beyonce was very flustered. Like the way, even because her reaction, I think she got there maybe like a little late and she was just like flustered. She was a little all over the place when she won country album. She was late because Trevor Noah said she can arrive whenever she wants. Right. Her underwire was popping out.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Like I think she was just like a little frazzled. Got it. Okay, well, ow. The funniest is Blue Ivy's face. She's like, okay, girl, get up. You've won a million Grammys before. Why are you being dramatic?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
She was flustered, too. She got there three seconds before they said her name. She almost missed it. She probably didn't think she was going to win. I don't even know if she knew it was her award. She was so flustered. And Blue Ivy's like, girl, get up. You're on TV.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And it's literally The Weeknd. Post Malone. Okay, but he's a rapper. I guess he's so genre-fluid now.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I was really surprised at Kacey Musgraves outfit. Cause she's such like a red carpet sleigh. Like she always crushes it. And for her to show up in a tank top, I was really surprised.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And I don't care if the tank tops were off Lauren, like ugly is ugly. Yeah. Yeah. She always kills it with the country twang. It's never overtly campy. It's always got a little country in it. She always kills it.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I found a Deeper Well. I liked what Lainey Wilson was wearing, just like that black tux suit with her hat.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
By the way, I love her. And just to be clear, I have always loved her. That doesn't mean you can't be critical of people you love winning awards that you don't think that they deserve. Yeah. I mean, she was amazing in Yellowstone. Her music is so good. She performs. She's never performed badly. Her tribute last night, she was amazing.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Well, because she was nominated. So they were obviously looking for like a woman in country. So it was what, her or Kacey Musgraves?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I am so glad we're talking about this because I meant to bring it up. And we need to name, shame, and blame these two abhorrent, disrespectful, shameful journalists who work for the Associated Press.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I was so horrified when I saw that. It's such a bad look for literally everyone involved. And I don't think Chapel knew exactly that like, you know. I don't think actually this was no mark on Chapel for me. Holy shit. Like I had such a visceral reaction. I don't know why. Maybe it's because, you know, you always have like a soft spot for older people.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Well, Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran holds it down for the straight voice. Ed Sheeran. What about Ed Sheeran? Very good. Yes, very good.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And by the way, as somebody who's done red carpet, like it's awkward. You'll take an interview and then somebody like better passes by and you like kind of need to wrap up. So it's an art. wrapping up while someone's talking without being disrespectful and then grabbing the person you really want to talk to.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And if you're not skilled at that, you should not be hosting the Grammys red carpet for Associated Press.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
The video went so viral and I love to see Khloe standing up. We know that they're like friendly. I love to see her standing up for her friend. Like it made me so upset and I don't even know like babyface music. I'm not like a fan. I thought it was so disgusting.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, and the girl at the end of the stream, I don't know if you saw, she apologized. It must have been going viral as their stream, and then she got wind of it, and she gave such a blanket shit apology. I can't even tell you how visceral of a reaction I had to this and how much I thought her apology was a piece of shit, and I literally hate her.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
She has. She's been doing a lot of text-based stories.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
This is so a thing a podcaster does. It's an amazing point. I love that like another famous person is sort of using their own celebrity to stand up for. And you're right. He acted with such grace. He didn't act, you know, miffed at all. I was so upset watching this. Like, I can't even explain. It was so disgraceful. This, like... It honestly... I just... I hate it.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
By the way, same with The Weeknd. We're always saying like is The Weeknd an industry plant? No, maybe he's just sort of like the winner by default when it comes to male superstars.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I hope this girl gets fired, honestly. Like, I'm sorry. I know that's terrible to say. Like, it was horrible. It's such a bad look for the Associated Press. Yeah, it's just a bad judgment call. You know? I just felt... Like I watch it and something in me like seriously broke. I was so upset. I know that sounds dramatic, but it's right.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Like no matter who it is, like you treat an older person with respect and you're just like two young girls like trying to be cool with Chapel Rowan and it's like you're so disrespectful. Nevermind that the person in front of you is like a living legend.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Wait, also, can we talk about Wells Adams? You can, because I didn't get to watch it. I was really surprised. I was like, when Zuri Hall was doing her thing and she crushes it. And then I saw them, I don't know why this holiday award season, E!
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I would say I watched, well, it's so insane. Like I went to bed at 1115 and I would say I watched most of the Grammys, but I definitely didn't see the most important part until this morning, like having to watch clips on social media. We're going to get into like a full Grammys recap, but I do want to say like, I do take major umbrage with the abuse of our time.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
News has decided to give Kelty the shaft where she doesn't interview any celebrities, even though she's the most highly trained entertainment journalist in Hollywood. She gets, they threw her at the top of the carpet at the last couple of award shows talking about fashion with Zanna Roberts Rossi. Like somebody at E is mad at her. So I'm like, oh, who's the other person?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Because they usually have the big stage with Zuri and then like a satellite interviewer. It's been Heather. So I wonder who it is. They cut to Wells from The Bachelor and color me shocked wearing the weirdest outfit I've ever seen in my life. I have to say like no shade. I happen to really like Wells. Such a nice guy. Happy for him to have gotten that opportunity. Poor choice on E's part.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. So we will do like a full Grammys recap, all the performances, the outfits, the awards. But Jax, how was your weekend? So my weekend was very quiet.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Where's Justin Sylvester? I don't know. Always a good question. I mean, when you think of the talent they've let go, of course, Morgan Stewart. Carissa, true, professional. Where the hell was Justin Sylvester?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And he puts so much out there that I think like whatever your theory is, like some people think like Blake had a crush on him and he was unrequited. You can find like a text or an email on this website to substantiate whatever your theory is.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And I think that my gut on Justin Baldoni is and was 100% right. And I think that a lot of the theories that we're seeing in the public opinion being swayed is one, like, because this is like an issue that only women are discussing. Like women are in love with Justin Baldoni and like they refuse to see him in any other light other than like male feminist king. And two, I'm sorry, I have...
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
no and maybe you guys are gonna be like Claudia you're just saying this because everybody disagrees with you and maybe but I have a hard time believing that like this is somebody who has been proven to have astroturfed right to have paid for positive campaign I have never seen because I was somebody I was just looking at Amanda from Not Skinny But Not Fat story because there have been a couple of podcasters who have been like very vocally anti-Justin Nick and Natalie Vile um
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
nuts gave me enough ad and everybody sort of like stopped talking about it so people are like well they were wrong they're stopped talking about it if you guys knew the amount of hate i fucking got literally the cancellation level for talking about justin baldoni amanda hirsch was someone was like are you gonna eat your words talking about she was like no i'm not talking about anymore because i get so much hate natalie from vile files dm me she was like are you getting so much hate i'm like yes so you're telling me this is a person who has proven astroturfed
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
You're telling me he doesn't have money out there right now. There are so many bots involved. I'm just saying. I know you guys are going to be like, Claudia, you're just saying that. I'm just saying. And so I'm not, I'm seriously not getting involved. Like you guys know how I feel. I don't think this is a good person. I don't.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
But it's looking- No, and I'm sorry. Oh my God, I saw this thing about the vile files. And just to be clear, like I have no skin in the game with the vile files, but people are like, well, Mint Mobile is one of their sponsors. And Ryan Reynolds is an investor and that's like his company. Now I can tell you guys 1000%, like perfect example.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Skims is one of our biggest sponsors and we talk about Kim all the time. Sometimes we agree with her, sometimes we don't, sometimes we say she was wrong. That does not affect your sponsors whatsoever. A sponsor would literally never tell you not to say something.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
We'll survive. Maybe I'm biased but I think that like the concept of setting up a website for public consumption like and his obsession with getting people to like agree with him.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Like, I actually think it's weird and creepy and maybe I'm biased because I think he's weird and creepy, but I think this whole thing of like setting up a website, releasing your voicemails, your voice memos, like you're trying a little too hard. Like what are you hiding from?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. So I hear you. I think it's fair to question, of course. And also, I think it's so easy for Justin Baldoni to be like big hero, big hero when nobody's responded to him in a legal or public way.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
He's saying everything's out there now. Yeah. No, I get it. I just, I seriously cannot be swayed by this man.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It's good to have a diverse echo. It's good not to be in an echo chamber. Diverse opinions here on the show.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, and like so hotly contested. Like, no, I don't think she did. And now Colleen Hoover is, like, being dragged. Yeah, so she...
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
deactivated all of her social media there's like something going on with her son like she has a couple of sons and one of them like got himself in some you know bad situation about sexual harassment um and so I'm not clear on all the details but it's like you know it's not looking good for Colleen and like the internet found you know everything separate from how she's behaved in this situation separate okay I'm but it's it's but it's that sounds like a different problem
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yes, but it's the same conversation, right, about, like, sexual harassment.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Right. No, cancel Colleen is over party.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I would love to know what the conversations inside the lively Reynolds household have been like. I'm sure it's like, well, it's playful with the teeth. Oh, let me go to the basement and get one of my dragons.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Well, to be clear, she didn't actually drop anything. She filed something with the... Drop.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, we're in Justin's Christmas.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Oh, wait, I got to look. This is going to be in the flip off season two.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Wait, what is she going by now? Christina Haack? Is that her marital?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I think she's like stripped back. Oh, wow. Sexy pics of them. Yeah. You know what? She finds like these hot men.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
She's so it's the seven husbands of Christina Hack.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Oh, yeah, because we saw him last night and he was not what I was expecting.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So they were spotted at the L.A. airport together and they're jetting off in a romantic getaway to Paris.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
His name is Michael Buckner. He has a professional headshot. So what does that mean?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Oh, wait. Am I on an old article? I mean, there's so many articles. I literally searched. No, wait. February 2nd, 2025.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Wait, wait. Are you on People Magazine?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Wait. Who's this guy? Why do they have a side by side of her and Michael Buckner?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Oh, oh. That's a photographer, my bad. That's who took the headshot. If anybody needs a new headshot. His name is Chris LaRocca. He's very handsome. What does he do?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I'd rather see you LaRocca the stage at Arrowhead.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Oh, Chris, Chris. They're the Chris's. That's cute. So he's the CEO and president of Network Connex. She loves a businessman. I love that for her. Now let me look up annual revenue for... The CEO of Network La Roca. Yeah, I'm just like, I'm a busybody. Does he have a real job? Okay. Oh my God. Network Connex estimated revenue, they're based out of Chicago, is about $80 million a year.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I failed at my one mission this weekend, which was to see The Brutalist. I did not do it. I couldn't find the four hours.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
He's the CEO of a company that does $80 million a year. Strong. Yeah.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Chris LaRocca salary. Maybe it's on Glassdoor. So his net worth, according to this website, is at least $9,126. Thank you. That's good. I figured it might be. That's good. He's a private citizen, so it's really hard.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
A thousand percent. Thank you, Michael Buckner. Like, that's seriously a ringing endorsement for you. I'm literally crying. I have tears coming out of my eyes. I kind of need a new headshot. Should I call up Michael Buckner?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Do you think Michael Buckner's daughter is a toaster?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Maybe we'll get three headshots. Uncle Mike? Is that you? Oh my God, I'm cracking up. Well, Christina knows how to pick them. Like she really always turns out with someone handsome, someone successful. And now it's never like a long lasting thing, but that's kind of seems like where she's comfortable. Christopher seems different. So does Michael.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, I watched hours and hours of Desperate Housewives. Oh, and I came up with a thesis. I don't know if you saw.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, he has a son and a daughter who both came. So she's really a part of the family. Yeah. Well, maybe they should hire Michael Buckner to take a family photo.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Also educational. I posted a TikTok about it. It kind of flopped, which was like disgusting. But I was watching the show and, you know, I feel like we've had this conversation before about how Susan Meyer is very Carrie Bradshaw coded, right? Yeah. You know, insufferable leads think they're so cutesy and they're just awful friends, awful decision makers, awful, you know, women in finance.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah. Hard. Well, thank you for putting a nice sort of bookend on the stories for today because that's something I needed to know.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Like they're so poorly with their house. Yeah. So we've always made that comparison. And it wasn't until this weekend that I had this sort of breakthrough because I was watching Lynette. And I was feeling this familiar feeling with Lynette that I really felt when I rewatched as a grown woman for the first time Sex and the City. Lynette Scavo is very much the Miranda Hobbs of Wisteria Lane.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
The unsung hero. And when you watched it the first time, it was just like nobody wanted to be the Lynette. It was very not glamorous. But she's the voice of reason. Yeah. And when you rewatch it now as, like, you know, someone who runs a household, who has a husband, who, you know, will be a mom, like, you have so much respect for how she deals with everything in such a funny way.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So it's very relatable. And I'm sorry, she's literally the best character. And you couldn't have paid me to say that when I was a kid. And then I realized, I'm like, all four of the Wisteria women are literally the Sex and the City women because Gabby is so Samantha. Like, fun, flirty, sexy. Yeah. a little outrageous. I mean, and Charlotte is so Brie Vandekamp. It is four perfect parallels.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, okay, like, not you, like, clowning on my original thesis. No, it's original, and it's brilliant.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Okay. It doesn't feel as perfect to me.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No. See, I don't think that girls fits into this box at all, but there are like so many shows with four female leads and four distinct personalities. I'd be curious to see if there are other like perfect matches.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Although I can imagine that Mark Cherry was just, like, inspired by Sex and the City. Like, as a showrunner himself, why wouldn't he be?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, I'm definitely, like, Lynette with a sprinkle of Gabby. So I'm Lynette with a sprinkle of Brie. Brie. And when it comes to Sex and the City, I can't lie. Like, I don't relate to any of those bitches. I would say... By that same logic, I'm a Miranda with a sprinkle of Samantha because I'm like funny and outrageous, but it's not a perfect fit for me.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Of course not. That's the whole thesis. That's how the Miranda Hobbs thesis got started.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, of course. Because like, seriously, they did Miranda absolutely no justice in those first couple of seasons with her hair, her outfit, and then like some of her choices. It was just, of course, nobody would immediately be like, yeah, I want to be that one. Like she had a buzz cut. She was wearing like overalls and she just like, she seriously looked horrible.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
1,000%, and I feel like I know what I'm gonna say is about to get me canceled, but I felt as though the Quincy Jones tribute was far too long. No disrespect to the dead. Seriously, Quincy Jones is an amazing, amazing person. His work speaks for itself. so much Will Smith, like so much.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
While all the other women were so fabulous, like above and beyond fabulous. It's like they lost their budget for a stylist when it came to Miranda.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
but Miranda wouldn't have a stylist correct she may not be styled no you can't put Miranda in a box though we just that's what I did I watched so much desperate house I was Ben is obsessed with re-watching and honestly it's such a good show it's like one thing we can really agree on so I pretty much wrote it oh I went to Times Square and I saw our billboard Jax and I are on a huge billboard in Times Square about it I know on 44th and 7th and it's so funny because we've both posted about it on social media so much and one thing we've like
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
kind of majorly left out of this big story is like right after our billboard is a billboard for the good guys we like did it together yeah like they helped us and like it rotates between us and you would never know that from our content social media yeah so we also saw the good guys billboard also saw the good guys billboard
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It's so cool. So that's what I did. I don't think I did anything else like worth recapping, especially when we have such a big recap coming up with the Grammys. Like it was my whole day yesterday. I got, I like sat at like six to watch red carpet. And by the time it was 1130, I still hadn't even seen like song of the year. And I actually got angry and turned it off.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It was a really interesting Grammys because I can't remember one in recent history where every category was truly so stacked. Like best new artist, song of the year, record of the year, album of the year. There were seriously three or four in each category that could have won and there would be no contest for me.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So it was really fun to be on the edge of your seat and really not know who was going to win. Now I have my thoughts obviously on the winners, not Taylor going home with seriously no awards. And Billie Eilish. Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't mean as much to me.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
And I will say something. Because I'm, like, extremely hard on Billie Eilish. I'm not, like, a big fan of hers. That song.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
It's so... Amazing. And that's what music does. It transcends everything. Because when that song comes on, I'm sorry. I want you to stay. And I love you till the day that I die. I'm sorry. That song is fucking beautiful. Try not crying. Seriously.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
I thought her performance left much to be desired.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
No, and you don't have to be big on the bells and whistles if you're going to like show up with like one really strong category. Song?
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
no no category like some people really just show up with their vocals some people show up with their dancing Shakira you know I feel like she was lip-syncing the whole time but who gives a shit because her dancing was so amazing you have to lead really strong with one thing if you're gonna be like sort of a stripped back type of performer and I didn't feel like she was leading with much for her it's that song
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
Yeah, and it was kind of crazy because like Sabrina was right after and Sabrina was firing on all cylinders. 10 out of 10 wardrobe, set design, hair, vocals, choreography, tap dancing, feathers, like everything. And then it was like Billie Eilish in a field in her basketball shorts. It was just like.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
So I think we've already started, but should we dive in to our first story, which is the Grays.
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday, first Friday in the new studio. I don't know how long we're gonna have to do shows before I stop remarking on the new studio at the beginning of every single episode.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
In front of his mom, in front of his mom and like giggling. It was just like, okay.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Exactly. And I can't lie. We do it for Toast Museum. I did absolutely nothing in the move. Like I didn't even meet the movers. Like they were literally in and out so easy. Of course, we're a roadway. We are a roadway integrated brand. It's like my fourth move with roadway. They really were so pargy. But upon walking into the studio today, I was like, oh, all the old stuff. Like I don't want it.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah, no, we're like always calling each other fat and ugly.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Well, speak for yourself. I'm just fat. So I'm just- Yeah, no, I know what you mean. But it's hard not to get caught, like swept up in the narrative, like making stuff up.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Jury's out. It's Friday, which means we also have Queenie and Weenie. And when I tell you I'm so fucking excited for Queenie and Weenie, mine came to me yesterday and I wrote it down. And you just know you're about to slay. I was writing it down like, that'll show them.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And just to be clear, you in particular are going to love.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
You're going to love. Oh, I'm really excited.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah, I think I'm going to be doing the uneven bars pretty much. That's what I think.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, by the way, I can tell you. I have the timer. It's time.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And I was actually like embarrassed to be out in public running. And so the running slash walking classes were really helpful to me. Also, the best thing about Peloton is they have the most amazing music. And I don't personally have a Peloton bike. If you do, it's premium. My gym has one. So it's like a shared bike where you can just log in and do your own classes.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
But even if you don't have their actual... tread or bike, you can join the app and they have the most amazing classes. Like if you're looking for like a 10 minute arm workout, something that requires no equipment, they really have everything for everyone. And it's not intimidating.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I only want my new stuff, you know? Yeah. But sometimes. I was just kind of like, I was accosted by like my old life. I'm like, get out of here.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I think everybody's on this journey where we're like stopping feeding our dogs like really processed kibble where the ingredients are not premium. It's not really doing anything for them like health wise and a lot of people are switching over to fresh, healthy dog food and the farmer's dog was kind of the first and the best to do it. They've been around,
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And for a while, their products are made really with like high quality human grade ingredients. There's so many benefits. So Theo was like a couple of years into his life when we switched over and there was just an immediate, he used to have the worst breath. Oh my God. There was an immediate difference in like his coat, his energy levels, his poop was more regular.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Like the sizing and timing of his poop was just crazy. Like normal and much more regular and much more regimented. So you'll notice a lot of the benefits and also just the dogs love it. Like it's real food. You could see like you take a packet of it and like you see food. There's like a carrot in there, you know. It's really great. There are so many benefits.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
That's actually like one of my least favorite scenes in the film.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
See the light where the sky meets the sea. It calls me. That's my favorite scene.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Oh, I'm sorry. No, that is not from Challengers. Excuse me. I got confused. Challengers is the guy who played young Prince Charles in The Crown.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
This is such like a random guy for her to date.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I Googled the dad. I don't know him and I don't think you will either, but he's like a very accomplished sort of character actor. He's done a lot of work for like many years on different TV shows. I'm excited for like the Kaya Gerber single girl era. This is so unexpected. Like, because even like her choosing Austin Butler, like was so obvious.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I feel like anytime she's been spotted with someone like Pete Davidson, she goes for the obvious choices, which I kind of hate. Like I personally find that boring. So her going for like this absolute rando, kind of obsessed with, Kind of obsessed.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
so random but you know what this just reminded me of i was scrolling tiktok this morning i actually saw a bit of tea a bit of it was a clip from watch what happens live austin kroll was on so it's a story oh leading into our fifth our southern charm recap because you know i'll shut my big fat mouth sorry you know i didn't miss southern charm no she never does i facetimed her she's like on the couch watching southern charm
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
But you're not going to be anywhere in the world. Like you're going to be home.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Back to Kaya Gerber. I just can't get over, like, the sheer random nature of this pairing, although I'm not mad at it at all. I agree. If it was, like, an actor from a show I didn't watch, I would seriously be, like, clowning on this so hard right now. But he's a PJom, and I feel like this will be really good for his career. He was an excellent actor in that show.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I haven't seen him in anything else since then, so I don't know if it's been, like, you know, maybe he lost some of the momentum, and this might pick it back up.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And I just love the I'm going to make a living and I don't need to be the most famous person on the planet.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like the nerdy one who takes off his glasses and everybody realizes he's handsome. Yeah. Oh, that's cute.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah, I think what's more insulting than like your ex of many years going on to date someone so polar opposite of you. Like, I think a lot of like girls and guys have a type and they end up dating people who are all kind of like different versions of the same person, whether that's looks wise or personality wise, career wise.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
So for her to pull like a complete like three point turn and go to this absolute random like Dude. Yeah. I wonder like, what does that say about Austin? I could see her and you planted this in my mind and I will blame you for it forever. Cause it totally changed the way that I looked at Austin Butler.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Cause you were like, and you said it when you said it, like you had like insider information, but I think it was just.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
That he's just like a really thirsty social climber. And like part of his relationship with Kaya is that obviously he likes her. What's not to like? But she is, you know, from a Hollywood royalty family. And he's like constantly climbing the ladder from like using these women, Vanessa and Kaya, like using them to leverage his own career.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, you totally brought it up. We have to go find the episode. It's live on the podcast. I had no idea what you were talking about. And ever since then, I just see him like that. It was such a good call. I could totally see him being that way. And...
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah. By the way, I'm not mad at you. I completely agree. So having said that, I can see Kaya, like, maybe over the course of their relationship, like, kind of, like... Like she was like starting to get like onto him, you know? And now she just wants to be so different than that because this guy, Lewis Pullman, I don't know him personally, but he just doesn't give thirsty social climber vibes.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And by the way, it's gonna be a while because I cannot wait for my first period. Oh my gosh, on this couch. In this very feminine space, I feel like it's going to be really hargy.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah. And I like that for Kaya. I do. I do as well.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
What is it with these, like, six-foot-tall gazelles who are beautiful, born into wealth and fame, who are just, like, desperate for us to know that they are also nerds? Like, Kendall Jenner, of course. Kaya Gerber comes to mind. And they're always in every interview. And now they don't say it so much anymore because it's become, like, a cliche. People used to call it out.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And it became, like, a whole trend. That's how the whole internet, not, like, other girls thing started. Like, Karlie Kloss. Yeah. Like, I'm a nerd. Like, I like computers. Yeah. And then Kendall's like, no, no, me and my friends, we are nerds. We just love to paint. And Kaya's like, ugh, on a Saturday night, I'm kind of a nerd. You'll probably catch me cozying up with a good book.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Jack Donaghy would be proud. You have big plans for the weekend? It's Friday. It's like kind of, because I've been doing so much, I haven't even been able to acknowledge it. It's Friday. I'm just, I'm just busy, you know?
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I don't find that admirable. If I'm Kaya Gerber, if I'm Kendall Jenner, if I'm Karlie Kloss, if I'm born either so perfect looking or into a perfect family with wealth and fame... I'm a lot of things. I'm not becoming a nerd. You couldn't drag me back to nerddom. I'm becoming a coke whore. I'm becoming a sexy slut. I'm doing all of the things that only girls who look like that can get away with.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Please, we are good. The nerd community is good. Go do you. Are you a nerd? No. Because you said we are. I was speaking on behalf of a community that I like, but no, I don't identify with.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, and I do feel bad for like nerds because I think the word has become like cringe.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I meant to tell you about this to bring it up as a story.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
So we were right to say that like there was something going on. And yesterday she literally just told us everything. Because there's also like an Italian podcaster slash journalist who has been like exposing this, like doing episodes. I don't know if it's like in conjunction with Chiara, but exposing Fedez and what he's done.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
He was talking to the girl on his wedding day.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Globally, but especially in Italy, like they are like a, I'm trying to think of like who a comparison is. They're kind of like a Ben and Turdy. Like Italian royalty. People fucking die for them. He's like this rapper. Obviously, we don't know any of his work, but in Italy, he's like a huge... People think he's so hot. They love his music. And she's this boss babe bitch.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I understand like the pressure of being like that perfect couple, but to, there's so many layers to this that are probably so deeply painful for Kiara. Like one, obviously that the entirety of your marriage, like to have any sort of infidelity is, it's devastating. But from the time that you got married, like from the day that it's been going on, like that's really devastating.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
But then also sort of coming to terms with the fact that you're, you got married because of the unrequited nature of that affair. It's like your man's mistress didn't even want him.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Right, like by default, like that's a terrible feeling, I imagine.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I actually don't want a Spidey and his amazing friends recap. I can't stress that enough. And it's really sad. And I think maybe this is something you can probably relate to on a deeper level is like, you love to see your kids enjoying things, right? And so like when all the kids in our family became obsessed with Spidey, I'm like, oh, that's so cute. What a nice hobby.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Spidey's a good role model, even though him and his friends like are never supervised and they're literally six years old. And the way I've come- to fucking hate that group of kids because you have the books. If music's playing in your house, it's the album. Now the TV show.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I really can't stress how I want to kill Peter Parker and his annoying loser friends, Ghostbiter, and what's the other one's name? Spin, Miles Morales. Spin. The only one in the characters that I don't despise is Tracy. Tracy. Because Tracy, who like exists, he's like a tarantula that lives at the web quarters. He's their robot. He's like, you know, the spider. He's a spider. Yeah.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
He's a spider shaped robot. Oh, wait. He's a spider. Oh, man. Am I dumb? Yeah, he's kind of like the tech guy. He's like the one who's like, you're in. They're like Tracy, help us out of here.
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That's actually like a really kind of foolproof plan.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
And I don't think Beyonce will perform either, only because I think odds-wise, I don't think she has a high likelihood of taking home a lot of awards this year. I don't think it's her year.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
He's Riley from National Treasure. I just rewatched National Treasure over the weekend, me and Ben. And it's Ben's favorite movie. And for some reason, anything Ben likes, I automatically is like, okay, ew, that sucks. That also feels right. My detox. Yeah, I just assume everything Ben's obsessed with is a piece of shit. Are your overhead lights on? No, I turned them off.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
I actually remember like being socially conscious for that year where Beck won over Beyonce and the internet was so mad. And it was like, we'll see in five years. Like if anybody knows who Beck is and we don't know.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, but it's not even so much about the album. It's about the other nominees too.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Yeah, I agree. I don't think it's her year. So I don't even know if she's confirmed to show up and I don't think she's going to perform. She's like, I'm not going to waste my talent on you bitches.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
No, I don't think they would want to like indulge that behavior. Also, who is Jay-Z in this world in this moment? Like his social cachet has gone down severely since he was accused, just accused of allegedly, you know, assaulting a 13 year old. So like personally, I don't negotiate with people like that, you know?
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
no it's there's too many chapel Sabrina there's too many in that category and for me it's Sabrina 1000% I actually had a dream about Sabrina last night I was listening to short and sweet in my head and while I slept more than tortured poets for you no like tortured poets so for you it's tortured poets yeah and I actually do think she'll win
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
A thousand percent. I literally, the studio kind of looks like the inside of a vagina. Like if you were to like, you know how like some TV shows, they're like your vagina on the inside and then they like would make it look like this very like, you know, pink. Like a fruit.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Okay, well, we'll see you on Sunday and we'll see you on Monday. Because I didn't think Midnight's was going to win. And if she didn't, like, I wasn't going to riot, you know? Like, it was a stacked year last year. Like, I think that this year, like, is a year I would riot, you know? If, like, on the scale of rioting, I would riot. Yeah, there would be a riot.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Breaking up my heart, I try to fight it. I could go out every night, but I'd be lying. And that's what we said, Rascal Flatts has never made a bad song, so if the collab is bad, like Jackie said, it's the Jonas Brothers' fault. Blame Kevin.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Oh, okay, okay, sorry, you scared me. Okay, sorry, sorry. Tech department reared her ugly head, sorry. So when Ben, National Treasure was on cable, and Ben was like, let's watch it, I was honestly in the mood to scroll on my phone anyway, so I was like, sure, yeah, it was an opportunity for me to be agreeable. Let me tell you, I was absolutely dazzled by this film.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Speech. Let me guess, let me guess, let me guess.
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Oh, so they were really tight. Like you ask someone, you're like low-key...
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So much so, I was so mad that we watched it on cable instead of starting it from the beginning on Disney+, because then the next night we watched National Treasure 2 on Disney+, like no commercials. No commercials, and cable takes out bits and bobs. Yeah, they cut it. Let me tell you, that film is amazing. And one, you're actually learning stuff, you know?
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Right. Oh my God. Okay. Because at first I was like, oh, so lame of Kate Winslet. And then the more you told the story, I'm like, wait, Reese Witherspoon is the villain in this story. Like that's really inappropriate. And so the fact that she looks back on it now, like with the self-awareness to be like, no, I was wrong for that. I'm glad she wasn't like trying to throw Kate Winslet under the bus.
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She's throwing herself under the bus. And that's really funny. And I would love for these two to reconnect. Like obviously Reese knows what she did wrong. She has listened and learned. Oh my, I just went on such a journey while I'm listening. I'm like, how am I going to defend Reese? Like she sounds like a bitch.
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I do like this little window into how these two became friends. Yeah. Like literally just knocking on your door being like we have kids the same age. Like obviously they knew who each other was like on a professional basis. Like to be famous and wealthy you know.
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Yeah. But the thing that she said before the armpit thing was worse. Peeing herself. Oh, peeing. Right.
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Yeah, I would also stop being friends with that person for what it's worth, like on a global stage.
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Especially like when you're a public person, like a lot of things probably need to be kept for the private and you need somebody who's gut instinct, like knows when to talk and when to shut up.
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You are learning a lot about American history. It is stacked cast. I mean, the leading lady, do you know who it is? No. What's her name? Claire Danes. Now I'm feeling like maybe it's not her. Who do you think it was? I thought it was the girl who was married to Joshua Jackson. Krueger. Is it not? Actually, I feel like it's not. Diane Krueger. Is it?
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Yeah, I agree. And she's a better woman now because of this.
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Me too, because these stories where we're all just endlessly guessing and there's no way to know who it truly is, I find boring. But the James Van Der Beek story that last week we pretty much figured out and now Kate Winslet, love.
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Right. So at first I was like, oh, this clip is sad. Like, cause I actually don't know if Paige has moved on. There was like a lot of hoopla around that Eagles game, but she hasn't, it's not official. And there was like so many fake rumors about her with Marcello. So like, seriously, I don't know. Like I genuinely don't know, but I was just like, okay, maybe she has seen that guy.
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And then Austin being like, yeah, we've kind of like come to terms with the fact that like, it's not a rumor, like she's just dating someone and that's hard and we're like figuring it out. And he was kind of speaking on behalf of Craig and I was like, oh, sad. And then I was just like scrolling the comments on TikTok this morning and I saw Paige at the top, I was like, oh shit.
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And that's annoying like for Paige if, she hasn't spoken out about her dating life and like this, her ex's like random friend who she's not friends with, like talking about it. It's like, stop.
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And they're the right decisions for him in that moment.
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Is she a national treasure or is it like seriously a lookalike? No, it's her, it's her. Yeah, yeah, okay, thank God, thank God, thank God. She's great. She's great. Jon Voight plays his dad. He's great. And then Angelina's dad. And then in the first movie, the big villain, who they're fighting against for the Declaration of Independence, Ned Stark.
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Wait, who? Austin offered Craig or Craig offered Austin?
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Well, it sounds like, based on also on Watch What Happens Live, like, it sounds like they're, like, close again.
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Yeah because I'm sorry like as evolved as we are like two straight different gendered people becoming best friends like is not normal.
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So there being like romantic undertones is very like normal and real and him pretending like what? I hate.
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No, it's stacked. It is stacked and it's so good. It withstands the test of time. Family friendly. Like if you have a kid who's like into history, like I'm telling you, we are collectively sleeping on the national treasure.
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But after you said that last week, a lot of people in the comments and on our pages were commenting that they echoed your statement. It's like this obvious thing. You're not the only one who sees it.
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Oh, although I don't really trust any information that comes from Whitney. I think he's the devil.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
That's beautiful. Let's do Queenie and Weenie of the Week, a great way to wrap up the week. It's been a fabulous week here, you guys. Jackie and I, every Friday, like to do a little game that we call Weenie of the Week and Queenie of the Week, where we give out an award to two different people, someone who acted like a Queenie this week and somebody who acted like a Weenie this week.
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Just know it's all fun and games. You can be Queenie one week, Weenie the next. It's a seven-day title, and it's not that serious. So would you like to do Queenie or Weenie first?
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
So the breath and then the pink with the Thrones, then the apartment we were evicted out of, then honestly, then the studio where we were both in it together. And then remote. And then remote. And then this, I'm sorry, I lost count. Was that six or seven?
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Breath, pink with the Thrones, apartment we got kicked out of, studio we were in together, studio we were in remote. Remote. This one, six. Toe 6.0. I love that. Mine's actually not dissimilar, but it's a little bit more specific. Obviously, the studio is the Queenie of the Week, but I think that in the face of such judgment and adversity, our frames have really acted with such Queenie-like...
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I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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with such queen-y elegance. Everybody, you're ugly, you're ugly, you're ugly, you're making me dizzy, you're making me dizzy. And they have just stood behind us giving us such support, giving us such party vibes. And the thing is, Jackie and I were talking about this last night, We will never, ever remove these frames. Like you don't understand.
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Not only that, they're a symbol of our perseverance. People are always telling us, you suck, you suck. And we just stand tall and we do our jobs. These frames, people are like, why are the frames empty? Because it's us. We are the frames. This is Jackie and this is Claudia. And in the face of such judgment, such bigotry this week against our frames, they have done nothing but stand by our side.
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And stand tall. And that's what a Queenie does.
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Yeah, and the thing is, is, like, talk, talk, talk.
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So get used to it. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Did I overhate my queenie?
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I was worried that maybe you were going to like talk about the frames before I could.
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That's what I've been saying. Now, weenie of the week. My weenie of the week is a man by the name of Dexter Morgan. Um, I think that the Gracie Abrams fandom writing it, making a petition, I'm always talking about how toxic Stan culture can be. And like, this is the perfect example. It's such crazy, truly mentally ill behavior. It's embarrassing.
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When we finished the second movie, we were like, okay, let's do the third. and come to find their- There isn't. And there was drama around it too. I was doing a brief research and development mission on Google and they were gonna make it and then nobody wanted to do it and then they were gonna make it into a TV series. It was kind of turned, it was cursed.
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And the fact that it got to Gracie is even more embarrassing. Um, And that's just weenie like behavior, honestly. The people who created, I don't know their real names, but it was definitely like a group of three people who like thought they were like really about to slay. The people who made that petition, weenie.
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The greatest love story this town had ever seen. So until I get a better reason, that's my weenie. I love that. That's our show. What a great week. Jack's first week in the new studio. Done and dusted. I feel like every day we got so much better, closer. We're making so much progress every single day with our lighting, with our audio, with our video. I feel like we're at a really good place.
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I feel like yesterday's episode was the first one we actually really nailed.
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It was the best it ever went. So hopefully this episode just has the same exact trajectory. I want nothing different, please. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast, the Monday morning show where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
So I feel like there was bad interpersonal relationships on the set of National Treasure and that gives me a pit.
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I think that's what you should watch. My goal this weekend is to watch The Brutalist. I don't know how, like if anybody, like I don't obviously support pirating, but if any of our listeners are like SAG members who get a screener, But SAG members are really, really strict about that. We texted Josh, we were like, hey, do you happen to have one of those SAG approved screeners?
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He literally did not even answer us. That's how seriously he takes it. You know he would do anything for men, but not that.
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Well, maybe I would have lied and said I went to the movies. A little lie like that just to protect Josh's identity. Good name.
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Yeah. Well, to be clear, for any of the Hollywood bigwigs listening, Josh totally respects the SAG system. He didn't even answer his best friend, his brother. And I still haven't seen The Brutalist.
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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025
Speaking of Barbara Kingsolver and the Da Vinci Copperhead, on Jeopardy a couple of days ago, there was a category like literary, like Pulitzer, something like really, me and Ben sort of just like tuned out. And the first one was like, looking for the author of Demon Copperhead. I forget how they phrased it. Of course I could, Jackie.
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Are you on your period? She may or may not be on her period.
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I remember every fact of that book, like because it was my personality for six months. And I was like, who is Kingsolver? Was Ben gooped and gagged? and like he hit the floor. He was like, how did you know that? I'm like, oh, you see that book on the windowsill? It's literally on my windowsill. I display it because I'm so proud. It's right next to Mike the Situation's book.
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I said, you see that book over there? Pulitzer, okay?
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Maybe that's a good book. It won the fiction prize in 2023.
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Nightwatch by Jane Ann Phillips. Beautifully rendered novel set in West Virginia. Wow, they really love the, what's that region called? Appalachia, the great American novel. In the aftermath of the Civil War. Nightwatch it's called?
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Okay, so by the way, we would never pressure anybody to go against their beliefs on this chair.
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I'll put it on my want to read. Sure. Then Demon Copperhead in 2023. Oh, Demon Copperhead was a tie. Someone else. Trust by Hernan Diaz. A riveting novel set in a bygone America that explores family, wealth, and ambition through linked narratives rendered. Okay, seriously, that's not even English. I don't know. It's a book.
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Just letting you know. I'm hitting the want to read. In 2022, a book called The Netanyahu's by Joshua Cohen.
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I know. In 2021, The Night Watchman. That's weird.
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I'm just literally scrolling to see if there's a book I do recognize. Yes, 2015, All the Light We Cannot See, one of like the most popular Holocaust books of all time. And then in 2014, The Goldfinch. That was made into a movie, right? Yeah.
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Those are the ones that I recognize going back to the early 2000s. Yeah.
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We're literally like a podcast that talks about Pulitzer Prize winning, like these other bitches could never.
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Do you think the Da Vinci Code won a Pulitzer? Like have we both read like two different, I know you also read Dean Copperhead, but.
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Yeah, yeah. I feel like there are commercials for the Da Vinci Code.
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Oh, no. God forbid, like, something popular wins an award.
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You're gonna be popular. Oh, my God. I got the funniest email this morning. Ooh. It was forwarded to me. It was a deer toaster submission. I have to read it to you, okay? I know it's, like, not deer. We're just gonna, like, raw dog and deer toasters. It's not funny enough for deer toasters, and it's, like, personal to me. Oh, okay. Hey, Jackson Turd, longtime listener, first-time writer.
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I love you, but I'm writing in with some real beef. I listened to your glowing review of the movie The Substance. Turd said she'd never seen anything like it, and I took her word for it. Because of this, I decided to watch this on a third date with a guy I really like. and he almost vomited at multiple points throughout the experience.
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And speaking of unpleasant experiences, yesterday was my official moving day. I know you guys are like, Trita, you've been moving out of your old studio for a month. And I have. But yesterday, like I officially brought like all my old crap to this new pargy place, which is making me sick.
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Do I acknowledge the fact that with this potential suitor that he cannot protect me in my time of need, or do we just avoid scary movies for the rest of our courtship? P.S. Demi deserves to win the award. P.S.S. Thanks for warning about the third boob. Yeah, it is a very, very graphic film in terms of needles and skin and blood. I know people do have physical reactions to that, but honestly...
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I feel like this is good for you. Let me reposition because she said she really, really liked him.
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Yeah. And like you probably got like a little bit of the ick. Not enough to like stop liking him. It's not his fault. But like you can't even watch a movie without throwing up. Like what are you six? So now I feel like you have a little bit like of a less of a power imbalance between you and this guy. Like you're on equal playing fields now.
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Dana's birth story, which will live in infamy in my personal mind till the end of time.
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And he decided to look over behind the curtain of a C-section, which they tell you not to do. Literally your entire body is open.
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Dana said that they had to take him from the hospital to the emergency room, which is on the other side of the street in an ambulance.
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Oh, you know what? I've been targeted with a lot of content. I actually meant to download and send it to you, but I'm so overdoing that. I can't, like, I actually can't stress how over it I am. But a lot, and I feel like it's so unfair when people do this. Like when we find out something about someone, then you go back and watch all their content through that lens.
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You're like, well, look, we could have told you. And it's like Matt James. Yes. It's all this old TikTok reels content from Matt James and Rachel and And now knowing what we know about their relationship and just like how imbalanced it was. And he was kind of like unemotional, maybe like a little mean.
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If you watch his content, which was supposed to be like at the time fun and playful, nobody thought anything at the time. Now through that lens, it really is like I hate to be that person. Like it's really it's bad. Like there was this video I saw this morning of him like pushing her in the pool, fully clothed, fully dressed and like kind of hard.
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
thank you slash chart you're welcome our first story sydney sweeney has called off her wedding from her fiance jonathan divino however they're not entirely broken up yet but i think like any minute now right i guess like calling off a wedding isn't necessarily a breakup but it's not a good sign but it's like i'm too stressed right now to plan a wedding and i also don't want to marry you because i hate you it's not an affirmation of life
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
It's not an affirmation of love. But it's not a death sentence. No, but I'm sure these two are splitting up. Sources say that they have been having major issues but are not fully split. Things are not great right now, but they aren't throwing in the towel yet. They are working on their relationship and have called off the wedding for now. They were supposed to say, I do this spring.
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The wedding isn't happening, and they aren't having further discussions about it. She reportedly wanted to cancel everything due to the stress from her packed production schedule, which has been a point of contention for their couple.
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Sources say a lot of their issues stem from Sydney being extremely busy with work commitments. She doesn't have a lot of downtime and it can cause tension in their relationship. Sydney's really focused on her career. Jonathan wishes they were able to spend more quality time together.
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Probably also doesn't help that she's living in a hotel and he's like down the street in the house being like, where are you?
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Busy people get married all the time to other busy people. Jeff Bezos is getting married like any day now. Right. And I'm sure Lauren's not like, you're too busy for me. She loves that he's busy. It keeps her away from me. It's scary if he stopped being busy.
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. So that's not really, I can see easily how people use that as an excuse. Yeah. On both sides. Like you're too busy for me. You don't care about me. And then the person Turning to their busyness. Sydney's running to work. To avoid their partner. Booking movies she would never accept just to avoid being at home. Right. So I do think like this is really the end for them.
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Though I know nothing about them as a couple. Nor do we know anything about him. And we think he's unemployed. But he's also like probably not. And probably successful if she was marrying him. He's a producer. Which is such a big. Why do you say that?
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Wow, that's really bad. That's the worst thing we could have read.
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Business, business, business. She shouldn't let people think he was a restaurateur.
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And we produced that commercial yesterday. No, actually, we didn't. We were talent. But we should also get production credit.
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This doesn't ring that bell for me mostly because I don't get any vibes from Jonathan DeVino because I don't know this man from Adam and because Sydney seems like totally well and fine. She's always surrounded by like family and friends and like there's no red flags in her as a person. So I would trust her choice of partner.
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Whereas like Brittany like went through a lot in all of her time as a famous person. Yeah. And by the time she met him, like she was susceptible to being manipulated.
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So it actually doesn't remind me of that. But he also just kind of looks like him. That's rude to him, to Jonathan. I don't know if I've made it clear. I'm not a Jonathan DeVito fan. What I'm trying to convey is that I'm neither fan nor foe. I have no idea who this person is and what he's about. I can't call it. Okay. I think that's fair. Yeah.
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story, which is some new coupled news coupled with a photo of Noah Centennial that people are worried about? Oh, okay. Okay. So Noah Centeno stepped out on the red carpet for his new movie yesterday. He's actually in a new like war movie where he plays like a Navy SEAL type. Oh, he's not playing a high school senior? No, and this is what he looked like on the red carpet.
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And so fans are- Looks like Ben in his cameo. Fans are worried about him. He appeared tired with red circles under his eyes.
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He looks pale and as Daily Mail notes, his lips are chapped, which like- Let me see. They said- that his lips are chapped and they are chapped.
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Yeah, and like not to be rude, but he looks a little bloated.
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You also know that he's been spotted with Zoe Kravitz. Yeah, and I think it's weird. What do you think? I think that's weird. I know. So apparently he's been opened up recently about being sober. He's sober from drugs and alcohol. Oh, wow. And he opened up about his journey recently. And then just looking at this all together. Yeah, you don't want to jump to conclusions, but it's not good.
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It's not good. However, the bloat, even though his body looks like Looks good not to judge his body.
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But he does play a Navy SEAL in the movie, so maybe he did bulk up a little bit for the role. It's called Warfare. He stars as Brian. Does Brian have a last name? They embark on a dangerous mission in Iraq. So I think that's actually a good turn for him. I agree.
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Yeah, he can't cancel. It's already happened. We have Andrew Schultz on the podcast on Monday. That will be Monday's episode, and it is so fantastic.
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They're always going to make those sorts of movies.
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That's a Randall Emmett one. Oh, right. Lone Survivor.
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Yeah, Zero Dark Thirty. Chris Pratt has done some.
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And now it's all about Brian. I don't know.
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We have explained it semi-recently. Yeah, several times. Also, it appears as though the movie that he's in is A24. So, like, cutting edge.
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Yeah. Also, what's interesting about Zoe Kravitz, it's like, actually, if you think about it, Noah Centennial and Channing Tatum are really similar. They're both like heartthrobs. And now she's just going for like the younger version.
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So she's 36 and he's 28, which actually like isn't crazy at all. But not at all.
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And she was on Big Little Lies and they're like older women.
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And then he seems like he's in high school. And she was with. I know that's her husband. She was married before Channing.
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Didn't she get married the same weekend as Sophie Turner in Paris?
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I just remember it because it's like, which one is Jason going to go to? Jason Momoa. Will he be with his Game of Thrones castmates or with his stepdaughter?
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Yeah, you guys will hear we literally tried to wrap up four times, and we just got sidetracked into another conversation.
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It is, but like. Don't you want to have free time? Yeah. It's a real. It's a commitment. Commitment.
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Is that something good to do this summer? Okay.
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No, I didn't even feel like I'm ready for it. But if that's what's happening in the house that I'm in, like I'm sad. Okay.
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Things that could happen in the house that I built.
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Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. New SNL hosts have been announced. People are in a tizzy because the next three episodes of SNL have been announced, and the next one will be hosted by Morgan Wallen and Mikey Madison. Anora. Anora. They released the little clips.
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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I know, but I feel like he appreciates these like mainstream opportunities because like he's been on the fringes for a while. Yeah. I don't really think that he would actually say no to something like this.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. Because they're actually, like, similar age, probably. Yeah. I wonder if he saw Nora. They probably both like to, like, get down. Do you think he saw Nora? No, I don't.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And I don't think she listens to his music. And it's definitely, like, an enemies to lovers situation. Oh, I like that. But, like, they're both, even though Morgan Wallen could, like, have a girlfriend, but he's single to me.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, no, and I think even if he has a girl who thinks she's his girlfriend, if he falls in love with Mikey, he falls in love with Mikey.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
But I think any one of them could be replaced and maybe one day he'll get married and that's when I'll stop setting him up with people. But until she walks down the aisle, he's not yours.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. And I'm sure like he's not ready for that and ready for like a serious relationship because like who would want to be tortured like that?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Well, he needs like a serious relationship and like, you know, a good woman is what he needs, but he can't see that yet.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Who, like, who he should listen to. Who's not, like, making money off of him. Right. I'm sure he has good people in his life, but, like, they want him to tour. They want him to sing. Like, she only cares about Morgan's self. Right. And I feel like Maggie could be that girl.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And then other episodes will be hosted by Jack Black is the next one. Who's the musical guest? Lizzo. Okay. That's a good pairing, actually. And then I think it's Jon Hamm and Elton John or vice versa. They've made this confusing.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
He might be performing from that documentary.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. Oh, he's performing with Randy Carlisle to sing their song Never Too Late. Okay.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I got my haircut finally. I know you guys have been like, will she, won't she? Like, how is she gonna fit in that haircut? And I fit it in last night. But we also vlogged our entire day. So I don't wanna spoil too much because we seriously vlogged the whole day. So you'll get a lot more behind the scenes into all of these exciting business ventures that we ventured into yesterday.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. Yeah. I think he should sing Mona Lisa and Mad Hatters. And the Benny and the Jets. Yeah. Mona Lisa and Mad Hatters. That song was referenced a lot in the book that we just read for the Redheads.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Maren Morris did the cover. You do. You do know.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
She has a new album I saw called Dreamsicle, which is like what I would call an album.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Like. So I think that there's been negative effects, you know, cause she's not getting played on country radio and maybe pop it's doesn't want her like, Right, like she gave up.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I just think it's like harder and bigger.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, and it's hard to stand out. And now like you want to be a pop star, get on TikTok. Are you going viral?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Country doesn't have to do that. They have a nice little system where you get played on the radio.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
So I just think she's in a new pool and she's learning how to swim. All right. All aboard. But I think like she would say it's all positive that like because. Like she feels better. You have to be able to live with yourself. Right, right, right. Like she made the right choice for Marin's self. For Marin's self. Right. Always important. Yeah.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
So that's what's happening on SNL if you're going to be watching. Are you ready for our fourth story?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, it really could go either way for me.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
No, but sometimes Zach is watching and I just find myself seeing him. Yeah, yeah. He's pretty dedicated to SNL. Is he? Yeah. Okay. He's pretty habitual in what he watches.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, which is nice. Chris Hemsworth is making news saying that he regrets taking a selfie with Billie Eilish at the Oscars.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
This is so misleading, but it's actually funny to think of it this way. He said, we will never be friends. Okay, literally me if I met Billie Eilish. So this is what actually happened. He said on Colbert, he said he got a photo with Billie Eilish at the Oscars and he remembers thinking, ah, don't do it, don't do it. But he thought his kids would love the picture. So he asked for it anyway.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And he was like, no, my kids are gonna love this. And then the moment I took it, I was like, I went from work colleague to now like a fan. And we'll never be friends.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, it's not like you're placed in a fan category.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Modeling, journalism. Content creation, journalism. Influencing podcasting, entertainment. Entertainment. Yeah, I think entertainment is the umbrella under which we stand.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
But I also just don't think Chris Hemsworth and Billie Eilish would be friends. So I don't think it's something he has to worry about, like a friendship that was lost.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I just want to tell you to validate something that we've been going on about, not to interrupt you, but I was getting my haircut yesterday and I was talking to Mahogany and she was like, what are you here for? And I was like, Claudia's sister-in-law's wedding. And she was like, oh, Ben's sister is getting married. I'm like, yes, Ben's sister. It's more concise. It's Ben's sister.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Friday. Frost yourselves. It's Friday. Ladies of New York, us. Frost yourselves. It's a frost yourself Friday for sure. Title.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Miriam Webster defines love like it's so corny and I was just like it's actually worse than the definition of love yeah it is as defined by Miriam yeah is ba-da-ba-ba-ba but to me love is Maddie and Matt So I said, get back to work. That's actually quite pargy.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
An acrostic. I should say that. Yeah. Speaking of Ben wishing people well, he saw his... You sent me, there's this video on TikTok.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast i sound amazing welcome back to the toast and happy friday yeah let me say that again
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I actually thought so. I was like so scared as I'm watching it. Like, what is this going to be? What is he going to say? And I feel like as far as cameos go, he kind of crushed it. Like it was very personalized. It had a nice uplifting message. He threw in his inside jokes. Like it really hit all the buckets that a cameo should like be on message, but
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Make the person feel like it's, you know, you don't say the same thing to everyone. And also throw in things that will get them. Keto season. Yeah.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Your isms. I actually thought it was an amazing cameo and it's so funny.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And is it still? Yeah, I kept it. It was funny. Does Maddie listen to the good guys?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
They're going to have to get in line behind Remy because I have a long content play.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah. I need to start a content play for a podcast.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
With two kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't sleep? They don't sleep. They don't sleep. They used to just sit there in their car seats and watch their iPads. Those days are over. They don't want to be in their car seats anymore. They just want to be on mom.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
So yeah, definitely not listening to a podcast. Okay. But no, I should do it while I'm getting ready and I keep forgetting.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
It's not a death sentence for the episode. Right, no, actually sometimes, more often than not, it forces us to just be a little bit more creative. Yeah, it sometimes is an affirmation of life. Come again? It's not a death sentence. Oh. Sometimes it's an affirmation of life. Would you say that affirmation of life is the opposite of a death sentence? No. Like, I don't know if there's a direct one.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
If there was, I couldn't think of it. Got it. And so I came up with an affirmation of life.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I had my Queenie and Weenie by like Tuesday and Wednesday. I only last week did I remember I wanted to make Gal Gadot or Sojourner Truth. My Queenie. Sojourner last week came to me early too. And I do feel like going forward, like when in doubt for Queenie, I'm gonna go Sojourner. Like why can't she be Queenie again?
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Apparently, you're going to see our work soon. I always say, like, I know I'm an incredible woman and a once-in-a-generation talent. You are. but I can't act like, that's why I don't even. I don't agree. Oh, well, I don't agree after yesterday, but I've always said that, like, you know, it's my dream to be on Hallmark, but I actually don't like pursue it in any real way. Cause I would be awful.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, just like, you know, Justin Timberlake could always be the Weenie. It's good to have just people on reserve. Yeah, I like that. So, might be Sojourner's week. Sojourner's? It might be Cojourner's week actually.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
She had a lot of daughters. They said allegedly 13. But really it was five. And that's what you need to know. That's how Soj sees it. Soj.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
I don't need to. I'm looking right at her.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
And we don't always are just like, you're a queenie, you're a queenie.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
But yeah, right now you're my front runner. Beating out sojourners is cojourners.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Yeah, then I'm basket. You know? Yeah, but then it went viral on TikTok.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
That is really funny. I got it vis-a-vis Megan, vis-a-vis TikTok, vis-a-vis I'm not on TikTok. Correct.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
So that's just, like, what I think of. You have a nice tongue.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
Okay. With that, um, I think we should get into the fast five stories, the fast five life affirming stories. that you need to know.
The Toast
A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025
But after yesterday, I don't know. Like maybe just growing up and maturing has made me a better actress because we were in crayon on set.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I understand you, but it's crazy how it doesn't work that way.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Well, for the first, a little below. For the second, partially adequate. So, I don't know.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Okay. At a certain point when you're filling up like actual milk jugs.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So you're not going to hopefully that would be crazy, but good for content. You're not a super producer, but like you might be parchy.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, that is like one in a billion person.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I don't know anyone who's had that experience.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. You're like, so you must love that.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, for someone who cares, like, what everyone else is up to.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I'm happy for you. And your aforementioned friends who are pregnant.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Will you be like sad and happy, but like when you leave them? Cause like you will like graduate from the program soon.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
You're not going to be the first one leaving.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, it was a long one. It was a good one. It's the last day of February's. Oh my God.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I shared my thoughts. Cause I have both. Yes. Like I actually have, um, uh, the bugaboo is in New York. Like if you, wanted to just take it oh it's my free stroller oh you know i'm being free free there's a stroller in this studio there should be or it's like in it's in new york it's not here it's in my storage unit
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I love the up a baby vista. I recommend it to everyone.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I don't know. The Bugaboo is, like, definitely, like, the cooler, chicer stroller a little bit. But, like, Oh, it is. Like everyone really has the up a baby, but like Bugaboo is, is very nice. Um, and I know some people do the Bugaboo donkey because it will easily convert into a two kid stroller.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So it's very much a Friday's because it's the end of the week, the end of the month. And then it's March. Like, hello, March.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
If you're thinking ahead and also, but then it's really wide, but then there's like a little, you can make it like a little smaller and then there's a little compartment you could put Romeo in there. Um, just think about that.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Oh, well the Rolls Royce, like Dior makes a stroller.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Well, then there's also Silvercross. Like now we're like, it's not just Bugaboo versus Upababy. But really like the Upababy, you will see if you start to like go to the parks and start, everyone has the Upababy like for a reason. I love the Upababy Vista, but Bugaboo has like something cooler about it. Cause maybe it's like, yeah, we don't care how easy it is to break down. We like how it looks.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Between Olivia and I, we have every stroller out there. I've literally teased this so many times I could do a whole vlog on strollers. I have so many strollers. They are my passion.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Like nothing was more exciting than getting a new, and in the beginning I was like, I'm getting the Duna because I knew we were going to move in a few months. And I was like, I don't want a million strollers like in my hallway. And I didn't have a love of stroller yet. I was like, we can walk around in the Duna. Like, that's fine.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
And then I like just started to see other people's strollers and they had like bassinet attachments. So then I got like the yo-yo because it's collapsible and had a bassinet. And it was like just this little bassinet stroller. But then I had an itch. And then I remember I was like, fuck it, I'm getting a little baby.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Kind of like purses. Like, yeah. So.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Just wait until you get your first.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, like 200 pages were released of like things we already knew. Like, and just like his contacts in his phone. So there's like new names, but it's like, that doesn't, I don't even want to say those names because it's not a smoky gun. Not at all. He had Mick Jagger's phone number. Like, Sorry that I said Mick Jagger. Sorry.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Apparently thousands of pages were withheld.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, the tease was kind of hard and then like the binders and it's like, okay, they're here. And then it wasn't, it was a nothing burger. But then apparently a whistleblower told Pam that there's thousands of pages that like the FBI or the Southern District of New York withheld from her. So Pam-
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, that kind of changes things. Like, Marsha's a new vibe.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I don't know. I have to read this weekend for Redheads. So my love is blind watching will take a backseat, but do what you have to do.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Do what you have to do, Turdy.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Do what you gotta do. Are there Oscars this weekend? No.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
People are talking about them a lot.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Oh no, that's like separate. What I'm seeing is like People Magazine like remembering Oscars 1993.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, not like tributes, but just like going down Oscars memory lane like in preparation.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It's true, but I'm liking using context clues. So that would make it March 2nd.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I think they're airing on Sunday.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It's a gargi-pargi morning with Jackie O and Tootie Lou.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Thank you, Turdflix. You're welcome, Flix. Our first story. Fans are blasting Justin Timberlake after he cancels his final concert of the U.S. tour minutes before showtime.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
We've probably done it, I think this is our third time ever, maybe second time.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, it's seriously so crazy. I had this experience when I was doing the guest room for you.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I know, I know, I know. Justin Timberlake posted to his IG story, you guys, I'm heartbroken. I have to cancel the show tonight. I went into soundtrack battling the flu and now it's gotten the best of me. It kills me to disappoint you and my team who worked so hard to make the show happen. I want to reassure you, you'll be getting refunds for your tickets. I love you all.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So this was the final show in the US tour. Don't forget though, it's a world tour. Of course, who could? So like there will still be global shows, I think, but this was the last show of the US and he had to cancel due to the flu, which I understand.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. And then remember like Kelsey Ballerini played through the flu a couple of weeks ago and she had to leave in the middle of the show also.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
But it's a tough spot to be in, especially when you feel really sick, like you really feel like shit. You can't do much. And I think Justin just expected too much from himself, like pushing himself, thinking like, I'm Justin Timberlake. I've got this. And he didn't have. He definitely has like a toxic sense of self. He didn't listen to his body. He tried to push through.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
And if he had listened earlier in the day, he could have canceled like with reasonable time before the babysitter showed up.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Like if this were someone that I loved, I would say, oh my God, feel better. You're such a queen. Like take the time you need. That's really sweet. That like 10 minutes before doors open. Like that's amazing. Who's even there at that time?
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Well, that would make them not truths. You can't call that truth.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I would say Kelly. She works so hard. She loves her fans so much. She must be so, so sick. I feel horrible for her. I wouldn't even want to go. I wouldn't even want this. Keep my money.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Keep my money for your IV drip. Okay.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
yeah so we're obviously like haters so that's what you're seeing reflected here this is such a neutral way of handling it like nothing really wrong happened it's unfortunate no it's too it's a little too soon minutes before but okay you need to give people time what if it was kelly she she was pushing through to the end and then the doctor came in and said kelly you can't
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
The thing is, you know what it comes down to? It's like my Karen Huger blind spot. It comes down to trusting your fates. No, because if Kelly did this, I would say like she must have been so sick. She must have wanted to go on so badly. And they literally were they were holding her back from holding her back because I know that's Kelly's work ethic. Now, Justin Timberlake is not my fave.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I don't trust him. I don't know that he's always trying to do the best thing. That's why I can't say the same.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Okay, what if, Cara, you were canceled a performance 10 minutes before?
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
We take all the time you need.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Okay. I think she'll do okay. I hope.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I feel like I didn't really respond to them. That was like, that's kind of like, I didn't know if like, if this isn't a debate, like we're just like reading their views, chuckling, being like, no thanks. There was like a couple of things that's like, oh, that's an interesting,
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
You know what? It's time to throw that rule out the window for Karen. I like sometimes I'm throwing a lot of like sometimes it's a hard and fast rule. Like you don't answer for your sense of the reading. You're not on the next season. Sometimes you're Karen Huger. And like, seriously, sometimes you're Mary. I'll write wipe my ass with this rule.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
And the rule wiped its ass with you. Right. So I think different strokes for different books. How about that?
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, it's important to have rules. And then also like anything else, there are exceptions to the rule. Like there just are.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Rules for thee and not for Karen Huger and Kelly Clarkson.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
The notebook is out. It's for eye dairies. Okay. This will be called those to whom the rules don't apply.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I'm scared. I can't find my pen. Oh my gosh.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, no, no. That's not what's happening. Do you want me to write it down on my phone and we can transcribe it later? You could start while I just, I'm scrambling.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
note but really most of them were in interesting notes they were just like hate filled and i don't feel like we i didn't respond to them because like i don't waste my time well you know you'll just have to tune into the episode to find out what we did because we can't even really figure and what we can't even figure out exactly what we did do but if you listen to it you'll figure it out you'll know what we did and what we did not do and what we did not do is what we're doing you know no
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
And this isn't just like a list of our favorite people. It's just different. Like it's, we're not going to start going.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
And like a younger person, like really knows how to call an Uber more than an older person.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Okay, leave it. No, no. I think we just leave it at that and we let it build.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So we're foolishly meant to Justin Timberlake. I actually, I don't know if you guys can hear, I'm coming down with a little something. Not again. I know, but I do think because I had like the big bad flu, it shouldn't be as bad. It's giving antibodies. It is, hopefully. Hopefully they kick in. Are you ready for our next story? A little sports news.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Travis Kelsey confirmed that he is not retiring. He said he can't go out like that. He has confirmed he will not retire after 12 years in the league. He told Pat McAfee, I'm coming back for sure. Going to try and get to the best shape I've been in this offseason and get back to the mountaintop.
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Got a real bad taste in my mouth with how I played in the last game and how I got the guys ready for battle. I can't go out like that. So he will be back for his 13th season.
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That's true. He can't go out like that.
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He needs one more season where he's going to play worse.
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The good news, though, is that even if he plays bad again, like he's on such a good team that his mistakes are kind of hidden. They won't have a horrible season, even if they don't win the Super Bowl.
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Right. The team will have a respectable season. So even if it's not his best, like... It'll be a fine way to go out.
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Like how much does Aaron Rodgers hate that guy who broke his ankle?
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Like ruined the most, like he had big things planned for this stage of his life. And like that guy in one fell swoop, like, and I'm sure Aaron sees the bright side now is all meant to happen. But like if I were Aaron, I would fucking hate that person.
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When you get injured as an athlete, do you blame the person who was it not? I don't know. But like if it's not clean, I would. I wonder if they have men don't like hold as much like grudges.
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I don't know I don't know I feel like I would be mad Would you be mad?
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However, I think, like, Achilles tear. So, say that's 10 out of 10. Jason Damar.
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No, it's not out of the ordinary, but it's like, it's a sports injury. It's what you're signing up for. I don't know. I feel like it's like worse than ACL.
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I would include Achilles and ACL in that as well.
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Anything that requires like, yeah, serious surgery and like out for the season.
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i disagree wow that's big of you turdy if anybody knows any football players like please sound off in the comments do they hold grudges by the way i know football players okay do they hold grudges should i ask kyle use check like yeah say hypothetically and i feel like it would have to be like a non-clean non-clean
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No, it's just like if he hasn't experienced that, maybe he doesn't know. Has he had like almost a career ending injury?
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Because it's so internet and I'm embarrassed to even know about it.
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Right, right, right. Okay, Kyle, use check. Injuries.
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He suffered knee injuries. He missed time in 20... He had like standard... You know?
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When you get a serious injury.
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Can you say when a player, because if he has like.
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Can you also add, and what if it wasn't a clean hit? Does that change things?
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Claudia, fire it off. If you can't use your friendship with him to learn critical information. Then what am I doing here? Yeah. And plus, you want to know more about your friend.
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No, we're talking about the pros. This is your career. And it could be career ending. You can't play for the season. I want to know. So Travi is back in the big game next season. We'll see you rocking the stage at Arrowhead.
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Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Christina Hall is expressing some regret over not signing a prenup with her third husband, Josh. Oh my. So Christina Hall, so this is a confluence of our favorite things. Christina, Tariq.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Right now she's Christina Hall, yeah.
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Christina Hall regrets not signing a prenup with her estranged husband, Josh Hall. The HGTV star spoke candidly about her third divorce during a conversation with her friend Cassie in Wednesday's episode of The Flipoff. Like, of course, The Flipoff, making news always. Making news again. She said, Oh my God, it's crazy. He wants to retire off of me.
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Honestly, if I would have really understood the repercussions of all of this, I would have gotten a prenup or I never would have married him.
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Yeah. She said that he's tried to steal some of her assets, including ATVs and quad bikes from her home in Tennessee. She said, it's so, so confusing for me why someone would want to do that to me, especially someone that didn't have to work for a few years. She alleged that he's taking advantage of her by making asinine settlement, settlement offers that would result in her paying him more money.
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She said, it's exhausting. I just can't wait for it to be done, but I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon.
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Oh, true. But also, but you don't feel strongly about man leeching off of woman.
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Yeah, you should have a stack of boilerplate prenups in your desk.
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Yeah. So perhaps this is the first time she's been with a man who's not as wealthy or wealthier than her. And she hadn't learned this lesson yet that this can happen.
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Oh, that doesn't convince me. The thing is, so everyone's like, there's these rumors. I'm like, what is the source of these rumors? Where do they come from? And apparently they come from Mason's self. Like he posted to his Finsta. He did a Q&A and you know, he just kind of like lets it rip.
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Yeah. So when you think about it like that, it makes sense. Like this is almost like it's not like it's happened twice to her. Like it's her first time. And now going forward with Christopher LaRocca.
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They are dating. But he's a businessman. So maybe she doesn't want a prenup. Maybe she wants some of that LaRocca fortune.
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Christina's got her finger on the pulse of that stuff, except for Josh.
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No, I think it's a great text.
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Could you ask him, like on the record, do you think, let him know it's on the record that you're going to share his answer.
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Do you think Aaron Rodgers holds a grudge against the guy who broke his heel?
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You could say we're recording live, like we're currently recording.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not everyone's Ben and knows that everything that you text him is fodder for the show.
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No, nothing. I just like, you haven't talked about him in like a day.
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I'm sorry to hear that. Did you see the reel that I sent you?
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It makes him so happy. We have three kids on our board.
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He lets it rip. And in his Q&A, like he seriously said that he has a one-year-old daughter. He posted a picture of her and said that she was a failed protection. Yeah.
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And I had all that time to myself. And then he'll pick up dinner on the way home from golf.
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Maybe it's because you guys also live far from the golf course, so all the driving. I thought she figured it out.
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I just feel like these are the questions Pat McAfee should be asking to Aaron directly. Maybe he does and I missed it.
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I just feel like if Aaron said, like, I fucking hate that guy, it'd be headline news.
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I just want to know who it was.
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No, I actually feel like it's a very insightful question. You want to know the emotions of your friends.
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From my fun fact. From the fact queen.
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Yeah. Well, or maybe like that's what they think that you look like. And like you do look like that. You don't look so dissimilar.
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That I don't know. But I saw screenshots of alleged Finsta from Mason, and that's where this is coming from. Because he kind of goes on Instagram, Finstagram, and spills the beans. He told us all that's about Travis and Kylie, if they were still together.
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No, I'm trying to hold space for like your toxic mentality with this because I'm sure I was the same like when I was first pregnant.
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Maybe. Cool. Maybe. Yeah. But over time, like it's just, you'll change your point of view about it. So I'm just trying to listen and not judge. I love that.
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Even though I have a lot of things I want to say to you.
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Our next story is some more kids programming news. Big Peppa news yesterday. Big Spidey news today.
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SpongeBob is pregnant. No. Spidey and his amazing friends has been renewed for season five at Disney Junior after a big ratings win. Don't you feel like Spidey and his amazing friends is like taking over? I feel like a kid show hasn't been this popular in so long.
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I mean, we literally spoke on nurseries for 30 minutes. We popped off with Peppa Pig yesterday, like, one of our most popular clips. Like, maybe we just need to go where the wind takes us, Turdy.
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Do you want to hear like details about Gene Hackman's wife being mummified? Because that was the other option. Got it.
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I literally had two stories up. I was going to ask you which one you prefer. But then I'm like, I don't want to gamify the mummification.
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Yeah, I think the people like it.
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This is where the rumors stem from, but because I didn't see it with my own two eyes from the primary source, like, anyone can make up a screenshot and make up a thing.
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That's such a shame because I feel like Spidey could be something that's like big in your house one day, especially because of the soundtrack. And like Ben will love, as much as you can love a kid's soundtrack, like Ben will love Spidey.
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Okay, well, if I had known that, then at the end, like, I'd known your distaste for Spidey and his amazing friends.
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The criminals constantly want to exterminate Spidey and his friends and the entire town. And then they always thwart them and then just let them off the hook. There's no real justice. That's what bothers me.
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Why are you giving them another chance to rob the bank and the hot dog stand?
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Put them behind bars, call it a day, and live in peace.
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You wouldn't like her. But anyways, what's actually really remarkable about Spidey and his amazing friends, like I feel like it's like a rebooted version of Spider-Man like for the children. And I have not seen like a reboot have this much success. Like it's crushing it. It's really crushing it. Five seasons.
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not going to report on it as veracity we're not reporting we are not reporting i'm just remarking yeah it's definitely weird like it's a it's weird to talk about the 15 year old kid and the one year old child and the girl in the art class and piper like i it's weird to talk about i kind of love the name piper just want to say if that is the name that they went with it's cute and that may call me a grandma and then piper and rocky are the same age
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Okay, we're going to run it back. And Mandy Moore is still an actress and could still be Jamie.
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Like, I wouldn't like that change.
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I hope that when they do reimagine it, it's to a T. I feel like I could see them changing some of the themes because it's obviously very pro-religion.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
He's with his Bible and he's been found.
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Yeah. Well, they need to leave it. Yeah, you're right. You're right. But I could see them like doing away with that. And instead he's like manifesting his dream. Like stop it.
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Keep the Bible in a walk to remember.
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I feel like I know three young actors. Of course, Noah Centennial comes to mind.
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Jacob Elordi and Austin Butler.
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And she has, like, a nice voice for, like, a girl who just, like, gets on stage and is like, no, I'm afraid.
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Dennis Quaid's a little old to be Olivia Rodrigo's dad.
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That like, yeah, that mean girl who like she stole like Shane from.
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I think it, what I've learned, you know, we've, a lot of us have had the same experiences. Like I think a lot of people had that experience with that song, like in a good way.
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Oh yeah. That's good. I think it was hard to hear that song and
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
A new trend has emerged at Milan Fashion Week and we actually called this one.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Models are bearing their butt cracks at Milan Fashion Week. Oh, no. And style gurus are outraged, saying, I do not want to live in that world. Low-rise jeans are back, and there's no butts about it. At Milan Fashion Week, Diesel debuted its fall-winter 2025 collection featuring a gregiously low denim cut in which models bared their butt cracks.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So there's a stream of models walking down the runway in low-rise jeans plus crack.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yes, but I feel like that happens more so, not unnaturally, but because, like, men can have kids until a certain age. So for a woman to have a child and then another child, but the first child has a baby when she's... Like, that's... It's kind of beautiful.
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Like, I really feel like they're running out of bits to show, you know? Like, because pretty much people walk around naked. But they do wear undies.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. But then not everyone has that. So what's next? Dong?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
The deep resonant sound of a large bell. No, dong definition from Merriam-Webster. No, I guess it would be an urban dictionary. Wait, but Merriam said dick. Penis dong. Usually vulgar.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, no, no. Schlong is like a different energy. Do you know what I mean?
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, it's like schlongy. But I actually like the energy of dong.
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Right. Now I just I need to know if there are other people.
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Etymology online says penis. Okay, they didn't mince words over there. Penis, 1891 slang of unknown origin, perhaps suggested by dingus and other names for unnameable things.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Claudia, he recites it to everyone. Last night he recited it to Molly, like the girl that he likes him. Everyone knows, likes him. And he knows that she likes him. Uh, that text your, if I hear freckled lips one more time, if I hear freckled lips one more time, I'm going to have to turn this off. But last night was like really bad. for Shep and Sienna's relationship. We're still in the Bahamas.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
What's going on with Shep and Sienna is that, like, he sent the text, he's spiraling. They went out that night after... the dinner. She went home early with a stomachache like the night before or something. And the boys went gambling. Shep got kicked out of the casino for being too drunk. There were no cameras on at this point. Then when the boys go back to the room, Shep's not there.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. And that's how they did it back in the day, right? Like you were 16 years apart from your parent and then your grandparent until they could have four generations like living under one roof.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
They're looking for Shep for two hours. They can't find Shep. Shep fell asleep on a pool lounge and then made his way to the room and like realized that he had like hit rock bottom that like he's literally sleeping on the beach because of this girl. Um, that's not good.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
The next morning he wakes up. They're all going on a boat. Sienna's coming on the boat. And Craig's like, why is she coming on the boat? Like, she doesn't like you.
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Craig even FaceTimes Paige. So Paige can be on the phone and say, she doesn't like you. Like, girl talk. She doesn't like you. Like, literally everyone's yelling at Shep. She doesn't like you.
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but he won't hear a word of it so it's like he will and he knows that but he's being a little like I guess it's like sweet but he's in his 40s so it's not where it's like well I don't care like I this is how I feel like I love her like I'm gonna fight for I'm not just gonna like you know pretend like I don't care anymore because I do care like and he so he really just wants her around and on the boat even if she doesn't want to be there which is like it's very naive and would be sweet in someone else but not but this is his first experience with something like this even though he's 40 like it is his first you know we all remember our first we're all
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Meanwhile, they walk down to the boat and she texts, I'm running late.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
And he was like, well, wait. She said, I don't know how long I'm going to be. I'll meet up with you guys at dinner. So he was like. So she cancels. Yeah. But not even well enough to cancel. Be like, I'm not coming. I'm going to be too late. Like leading him on. Like, oh, if we wait, then you can come. Right. Just be a little bit more definitive. Right. And then he's going to stay back.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
They all go on the boat. And thankfully, he decides he walks down the plank as they're about to leave. And he gets on the boat. Thankfully, because they had a really nice day like at Rose Beach with Shep Rose. They were all joking. It's Rose.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Shep's speech like so sad how they have to cheer him up they try so hard Madison actually had like a nice conversation with her because she's a queen and she's benevolent even though like Shep was so fucking nasty to her for so many years when she dated Austin like she's gonna put it aside for a moment it's easy it's easy to be a queen when you're so happy and like in your own life while also still holding important grudges however like Shep is not her enemy you know yeah he's not a problem right now like I don't know who her is but not him she like was giving him like good advice like that he deserves to be loved like this is not it and then like
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she was like, do you really? Cause he said, last time I was here with Sienna, we drove past that house and she said she wants me to buy it for her. And it's like a $10 million house. And, and Madison was like, I think maybe like you're just not rich enough for her. Like that might just be it. And he was like, yeah, I think so. Which is so crazy. Cause he like does have to admit.
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No. And like, he comes from like generational wealth. Um, So that was sad. Then JT, JT is spiraling. I think this might be JT's last episode on the show because he finally makes it after like missing all of his flights. He comes to a dinner. Him and Craig are fighting. They're actually having like a fight that started out like strong.
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And now it's like Craig is misremembering some of like, there's this big issue where he told the whole group that JT called Miss Patricia a bitch during a conversation that the entire conversation was filmed. And there was no footage of that.
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Yeah. And then also Craig told Madison that JT was like insinuating some weird things about JT and Madison, which he was, but now it's like, well, did you use the word affair? He didn't use the word affair. And it's like, who cares about the word affair? He, he was insinuating that like the husband called him to make sure nothing was going on.
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Yeah. And JT is just like not a worthy adversary. Meanwhile, like, So I think that he then Vanita goes to his room and like tries to make out with him, even though he like told her he had a girlfriend. So that was like really weird. She keeps doing that.
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Yeah. Yeah. But I think JT is going to leave the trip. And I think that's it for him on the show. Because at some point he quits the show in the middle of the show.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I think this might be it. The dinner wasn't even that bad for him. Shep actually had his back being like, I don't remember JT saying that. Mostly because he's just like completely in his own head.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. Like if you couldn't handle that dinner, that was really like nothing. This show's not for you.
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Beyond that, next week, Shep and Sienna will finally talk. It's like that night after the boat. And like, he's going to be like, we were in love three weeks ago. And she was like, no, we weren't. Yeah. It's time to end it. And that's what you missed on Southern Cherm.
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And then Piper would be having a living great-great-grandmother in MJ. Yes.
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Oh, I also wanted to mention some rumors because people are saying, I saw, I don't know if there's any truth to this, that like Craig and Sally have been spotted together.
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Okay. Like, I feel like there's something to note about that.
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something noteworthy for sure and I just want to say like my initial reaction I'm not like oh my god ship they have to be together like but I feel like I could maybe get there I just like don't know Sally well enough but like also maybe it's just like one of the things you need to do to like get over your ex like I just want to say like my initial reaction is not ship it's not a anti but it's not like if Craig was stepping out with Rachel Kirkconnell
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Even though Sally seems fab and she changed her hair color in the off season and it really suits her. She's totally a winter.
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It's so true. Like the theme song is very Queenie, like is a nominee. But then when you really boil it down, like it's Becca who wrote the theme song.
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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I thought about Karen Huger and just the last minute one came to me as I'm looking through former weenies. And actually my weenie of the week is going to be Sutton Strack for literally like the really lowest form of insult on Real Houses of Beverly Hills. Like it's giving weenie behavior.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
So Real Housewives two for two on the weenies. I need to find my pen and write this down or else like we're going to forget.
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There's beauty in it, if true.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
We will be lost in the anals of history.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I wonder what else is lost in the cracks of these chairs.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It's a little inconvenient sometimes.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, and you can just design nurseries on Canva as a hobby in your spare time. Like, that's just fun. Oh, I would love to if anybody needs one designed. I'm kind of good at it. It doesn't mean anything. Like, it's not canine. Like, it's just a fun thing to do.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, that's what we're going to do. We've been needing this and glad to have it by the end of the week. It's New Music Friday. Stream your new favorite song. Toast theme song.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
You got to put a couple of frames in.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Claudia, you should. Do you see the balloons popping up around us?
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, there's so many things you could put.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, and then you always have to take them out and put them back in.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Okay, you really love getting towels on Amazon.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, it's a slippery slope. I don't get crazy about like everything, like towels, I wouldn't get so crazy because you wash them before you use them anyway. And hopefully that takes away the chemicals.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Do you know what I mean? Oh, that they're not cozy enough?
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Is it going to be harsh on Bebe's skin? Harsh on Bebe's skin. I don't know. Sometimes.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
But then sometimes if you have a towel that's too soft, it doesn't absorb the moisture. And then Bebe is wet and cold.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
But then also it's like if you have a party towel that you like, that's the right amount of roughness and softness. you could just use that. And then you know maybe.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
It doesn't. Like, where is the ears? Yeah, if you don't have the ears. Well, you could also get like a little cap.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
She might play our podcast episode that's called the Toast theme song.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Well, that's true. But you do need a towel for your baby, so.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Like, if you have a towel in your house. But something like that, it's kind of nice to go to the store and, like, feel stuff.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I feel like you live at Bloomingdale's. Like that's where you sleep there on the seventh floor.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Okay. Literally 180 from you saying four minutes ago, I'm not spending any more money on this.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Well, if I could share some lessons. I heard you say, now I'm remembering, I heard you said on FaceTime yesterday, like you don't need a changing table because you have a dresser. You can use a dresser as a changing table.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Okay, great. Get a change. So you'll buy that. You'll obviously buy the rocking chair, which you will use. You can start using today.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Okay, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, at the time.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
OK, there you go. Also, the electric gives off a light that if your chair is like facing the crib, there's a light in their face. I used to put a tape over it.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
And do you know that the pink spectra doesn't work unless it's plugged in and the blue spectra you can charge and take on charge. I only got blue because I had a boy. So I'm like, I guess I should get blue. And then I regretted it. I was like, I could have pink. I'm a girl. And then I learned that pink has to stay in the wall.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah. There's something wrong with the screen. Like it still works, but you can't really see all the numbers that you want to see.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
No, I still used it, but that's why I brought it to the office. And then I got myself a new one that I used at home.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Yeah, especially because that episode, like I think 10 seconds in I cursed, which I'm seriously regretting. Because if it does come around by accident because you are with your kids and you want to play it, like that's just not the vibe.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I feel like breast pump is premium technology that like, and does an amazing service and they can seriously charge what they want. And the fact that it's covered by insurance, like they could charge more.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Okay. That's it. You don't want 400 bags in your house.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
You couldn't? That's going to like be annoying.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
I think I got a hundred bags and I never went through all of them.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
Maybe you will be a super producer.
The Toast
Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025
You would think it has nothing to do with breast size, shockingly.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I would just like look at how it's made, but doesn't everyone sell on TikTok shop? I don't know enough about, like TikTok shop is like a vendor. It's like a distribution. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's wrong with that?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I know it's like, that's supposed to be good, but like, I just feel like- It's also a steal because it's what they're saying on TikTok shop. You get what you pay for sometimes.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And like- An $89 bassinet are usually like travel ones, foldable ones, ones for outside, like ones that are almost like a pocket.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
So it's like made of wood? Place of wood? What is the quality?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Even if it's the same thing, they should charge more for it just because that just feels really low. Cribs are like $1,000. It's not the money for me.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I don't know what it represents because I'm not on TikTok shop.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Okay. Well, why don't you get that one that we like from Pottery Barn, even though they don't do gifting. But you love it.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
It's not really crazy. It's just like nice when it's mesh and you could see through. But I think it's fine. It's like woven ears.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
How are the stories? Random as fuck. Oh, love that. Okay. Should we dive in? Yeah. Without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know. You know what? I think I accidentally left it off for a reason.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Go see her. It was so, so good and so funny and a great night out and so swirly. Like the elk of attendees was a pargylicious crowd. And she's in your house right now? And she's in my house right now. Her and James spent the night. And we've actually been having like an amazing time. That's amazing. Of course, we have been. Chan came yesterday. Then we all met up.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Be living a cleaner, healthier lifestyle. You don't want to think too much about what that means.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Like just shop at Thrive Market and you'll just know everything there is made with better ingredients. It's better for you. Organic, non-tox, everything you want.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
We literally have quite literally been sitting around soaking each other's awesomeness. Like sitting at the kitchen table. Yesterday we had, you know, those Caesar wraps at my kitchen table. This morning was just like coffee. I got bagels. It was actually like hard to tear myself away from Shannon James.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Our first story, Kelly Clarkson celebrated the 1,000th episode of her show, The Kelly Clarkson Show. However, in a long speech that she gave, an emotional speech, she said that she's lost and alone.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
yeah she's confusing people because she gave an emotional speech in thursday's episode while celebrating a thousand shows since the launch of the kelly clarkson show and is she back she's back she's been back yeah she's like never said where she went that's normalized like keeping things to yourself it's true like do your thing but then she gave this speech about her show we have laughed together we have cried together with beautiful stories sang together with some people danced together celebrated and competed together i've lost alone a lot
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I've lost, comma, alone, comma, a lot. It's unclear what she was referring to, but after her studio audience hesitantly laughed at the comments, she paused to assure them it's okay. She also thanked her cast and crew for lending and finding comfort in one another. We've created a community and supported each other through a lot of ups and downs, a lot of ups and downs personally as well.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
You know, you know, she filed for divorce June 2020. OK, so she had started. So she went through all of this on the show.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, even if her show ended tomorrow for whatever reason, this was a successful show. She can end it whenever she wants.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, but like say she's over it or she got a better job opportunity somewhere. Like this will forever be known as a successful daytime talk show.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I think that would be really hard for you with everybody else singing and you just have to sit there.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Such an inconvenience. But I know they're waiting for me. to be, like, done with this, and then we can get back together again.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, congrats. I hope the cheese, okay. I hope it's just the stuff that we think it is. You know, the divorce.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I'm just saying, I hope it's not new stuff.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
It's giving new stuff because she hasn't been sad in a while.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And, like, the divorce was settled in 2022, so, like, even if she was not happy with the final arrangement, like, it's past. So this feels like new stuff and that's sad.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. And because she's not going to be like out there dating Pete Davidson. Like she likes a regular guy.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Maybe she broke up with her boyfriend. Possible. You know, just something normal like that.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, but it's just been, like, it's really nice to have them here. Loved going to the show, and I highly recommend everyone attend. She is just so funny, and she has the funniest, craziest stories.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I feel like Westchester or something. A single dad at the school.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, or like he sold it and now he day trades at home and listens to Kelly Clarkson and watches the show.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, single dad for sure. Yeah, with grown kids. Yeah.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. Cause hers are really young and they need to be in the house and we're going to focus on them. It's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. We're not blending. I don't want blending.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Like it's hard to blend. It's a beautiful thing when it works, but like, it's hard to get there.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco released their collaborative album called... And nobody moved. I know. Called I Said I Love You First. So the two of them have released a joint album called I Said I Love You First. It's 14 songs and a music video for the piano ballad Younger and Hotter Than Me. Uh... There's a bunch of collabs. Also, Phineas worked on the album as well as Charli XCX.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Gracie Abrams is featured on a song, as is J Balvin.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I know. And I haven't seen a lot of like press about them. Like I think they did a talk show together. They just did that magazine thing where they took those pictures.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I think they've been doing, like every time I see them, they did hot ones together.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, like, so they're doing all this press and it's in service of the album, which I've learned today. It's crazy that I didn't know that.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
You want to know the craziest thing that happened? I was like, oh, this song is huge. I was listening to Abracadabra in my car and then I parked and I walked into the place I was going to and it was playing Abracadabra. And I was like, okay, that's ubiquity.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I don't know what it says about her career that nobody cares because people love her, right? Like that's not even a question.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Anyone that I love. Okay, Lady Gaga, beloved for her acting and her makeup. She puts out an album. I'm sad and I'm listening.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
So like anyone that I love, like I'm going to give their singles and their albums a proper shot. And it might not even be until a few weeks later where I'm like, that wasn't so good.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I didn't realize that until the documentary either.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And the way she like walks the line and like toggles between like present Shannon, like fabulous.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
She would lend her voice to an existing dance song that's gonna be a hit.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, I heard about it. I haven't seen any of it. And I'm really not interested.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, but even if all that's true, you know, say it is, which I don't think it is, but say it is. Like, she won. Take your licks and leave.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And even with Selena being happier than she's ever been, healthier than she's ever been, and moved on. It's not enough. Why do her fans want to bring her back to the darkest place in her life? I don't understand.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, like a fancy lady. And the Shannon of yore is just so funny.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I actually, now, I did see a clip of, like, Selena, like, saying some words. And then a clip of, like, Hailey saying those words. Like, apparently, in Selena's cooking show, Selena and Chef, like, she says okie-dokie a lot. Like, when things are ready, okie-dokie. And Hailey had, like, a video of her cooking something. And as she put it in the oven, she said okie-dokie. And the video...
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
plays that Haley saying okie-dokie over and over. So it sounds like she said it five times. She said it one time. Once.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, or like Selena was on video on Instagram being like, I don't really come on here and say this, like talk a lot. That's internet talk. That's literally internet talk. I'm not like always coming and talking.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I hope she just turns her phone off or is like not on TikTok because these things don't exist when you're not on. Like for me, this does not exist.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, he just finds himself in the middle of all of these historic events.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. And I don't know. Every time Pete Davidson has a girlfriend, like, I'm really so naive. I'm like, this is it. Like, I don't see.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I don't expect them to break up, especially, like, after a few months so soon like he always does. Because I'm like, don't you feel stupid yet? Like, you're not going to do it again, right? I...
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
right so i went when he drove into that house i said this isn't the girl for him not that it was her fault for madeline klein i'm like well she's not gonna fall into this trap like and be what number she's madeline in this list so like they obviously are so in love and she's gonna be with him forever no now the reason why i think this one is forever is because he's really doing a lot of work on himself he's the best pete he's been in a while he's got the tattoos removed he is
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
But, no, it literally used to be from the neck to the wrists. Like, there is a lot more blank space now.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Oh, no. Maybe they also did, like, body makeup.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Oh, I just like assumed that maybe I had only seen his arm. His arm was really looking weird.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I guess, but hopefully like that, maybe that's what he's going to be one day.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, but people do that. Women wear makeup. Like, I actually, I'm here for it. It's an interesting take.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. Well, it's really not that easy to do. No, of course not.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. No, it's a very long process per tattoo.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
No, since Kim. I remember everything up until Kim. And then like, then it's just become like seriously.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Like a pattern that's so obvious that I'm like, you're not going to do it again. Right.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And like, aren't you worried that like girls aren't going to date you because it's just like.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
A three month period. But like what girl, like that's why I'm always thinking like what girl was, especially like all these girls are pargy and successful. And so I'm like, oh, because they're so in love.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. No, I think it's more than a huge wiener.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. I really do think he must be a great person to be around.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I understand. I think you could be the one to change him though.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
It's like actually shocking news. Keenta Brunson filed for divorce.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Had a husband. Filed for divorce from him after three years of marriage.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
But that's like sometimes how successful people look.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
They got married in October 2021. Busy time for her when it rains and pours.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Jackie, that's what I just read. No, it's literally...
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
So she also indicated on their divorce filing, I guess I should have read further down, that the pair, quote, entered into a postnuptial agreement which governs the disposition of their property and requested each party be responsible for their own attorney's fees. Wow.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I just want to say like this really points towards unemployed because like only an unemployed person like would sign that.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. But the thing is like when someone's unemployed, like Chris Humphries during the NBA lockout, like you just don't want to be. No.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Especially if he's like channeling his unemployment into support for Keenda. Like I'm sure she's like, get the fuck away from me and get a job.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
So like we could all be on the journey together of learning about sojourner truths.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Hey Jax, how you doing? I'm darn good. Welcome back to the Tizzity Toast. The Tizzity Toast. The Tizzity Toast. Very exciting that it's Friday. I have a very large weekend ahead of me, so it doesn't feel like that relaxation Friday. It's still very exciting and it's an exciting weekend, but it's not that like, okay, we can ease into the weekend feeling. I'm actually ramping up into the weekend.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
What about you? My queenie of the week is Gal Gadot. Yes. She's a queenie every week.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
She puts up with so much. And you would never know it because she doesn't let it phase her.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
While she was giving birth. She couldn't see or speak or hear.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I can't even promote her movie because the little girl. Yeah. She's just such a queenie at all times. I don't know how she's so mature and rises above. Could never be me. Weenie. I'm actually going to say nothing materialized. Like I have no weenie this weekend. Don't force it. I want to know who yours is because maybe there's an obvious person that I'm missing.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
But like there wasn't a lot of weenie like behavior this week.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And I didn't want to just give it to someone who was like half weenie that like doesn't deserve to be called a weenie.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, I mean, offering your service to a pregnant person, like get away from me. But I actually think like the trainer reaching out to you, like when you're previously, like when you're overweight or anything, I think they just reach out. Oh, I think that's worse. I think they reach out to everyone.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I don't think it had to do with your, I don't think they're saying like, hey, let's get you in shape. They want to just work with famous people. It was because you were famous.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, no, I think it's more about the thing.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
It wasn't, like, a generic message and, like, maybe she doesn't even know you're pregnant?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Oh my God. Well, I'm happy for Ben. I'm happy for Drake and Josh for the healing. And I'm happy for everyone who will get to witness such a wonderful reunion.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
That's stupid-like behavior. And seriously, does anyone have a dietician when they're pregnant?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
That's crazy. Thank you. So that's my meeting. Well. Maybe next week she'll be your Queenie.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Okay. That's how you could buy Queenie, by the way, if you want to know.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I just want to say if a brand wants to sponsor this segment and wants their product to be hailed as Queenie and maybe their competitor as Weenie, $10,000 she's saying.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. I'm looking forward to working with our partners.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Reach out. Some partners want to get creative. Yes, yes. Queenie and weenie. Especially because I had an open slot this week. That's five grand down the tubes.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
It actually should be $2,500 because we have four slots.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, and what did it mean for Drake and Josh at the time?
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I can't speak for Josh either. And if anyone could speak for Josh, it would be more you than me. But I would also imagine that like at that time, like if anybody even asked him about it, like everything that he felt and would have said about it, it's not something you can answer in one question.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
It's something that requires two and a half hours of really like excavating what happened and talking about your POV. So I'm glad that he's able, like that he's had the place to do that.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Speaking of Megan. Speaking of Megan, a lot of people are commenting like what they think Megan meant by what she said. And I actually spoke to Amanda about it. So did I. Okay. And Amanda like really said like.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Like really that she thinks it was like sweet. And she thinks like Megan was like worried about her for being scared. Like don't be scared. Like it will be fun.
The Toast
5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah, but no, even more so they're trending towards like Megan's wasn't snarky, like it was sincere. And so I've been chewing on what Amanda said. Like, no, she really wants to help me not be scared.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And I really, I want to be like someone who could believe that, but I just feel like if you were writing a letter to a fan, like helping them from their fears, that you would also add like another line, like, thanks for your support. I hope you love the show. Yep. Go women go. You know what I mean?
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I just feel like if it was positive, there would have been more positivity. And it was just ambiguous, like a two word card. Like it's threatening to me. I'm sorry. And I'm really trying to like be an optimist and believe Amanda because she's the recipient. So she might know how it felt, but I'm having a really hard time. And I've been reading all the comments.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And like, I love everyone like thinking that this is a sweet thing. To me, it's sour.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And the more that I think about it, the more I'm confounded and like my brain just turns to mush. So I'm going to have to move on from it.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I have to say. I have to say. I didn't finish it. I was bone tired. I got up in the middle.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
From being out late. It was really late. But I did the same thing with Summer House the night before. I was out late. I got home at the same time. Turned on Summer House. We watched. I got up in the middle of Southern Charm to just brush my teeth to prepare for bed. And when I came back in bed, I was like, I am too tired. I need to put my health first. I need to listen to my body.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
It's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
The SCQ will suffer. However, this morning when I was looking for stories, like I don't think anything really major happened by way of like conversation about the page stuff. Like I think it's all stuff we already know.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Yeah. And I don't think anything so terrible happened in the relationship and all of the
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
dramatics are what's happened after and that's what's led to them like really disliking each other when it started out really respectful okay so no sudden charm recap that's totally fine we will just do queenie and weenie and i have really good ones i'm really excited for queenie and weenie there were a lot of candidates this week
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Oh, I love that. I'm cracking up because ever since we did an episode for Patreon, like not to like rubbing your face if you're not a patron. But we are.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Naggy bitch wife. And I was I was like running by you. Something that like my husband and I had been arguing about. And the gum, the gum and the console in the car. Which like, I feel like I do, I understand where I'm coming from, but I really, I'm really like being like much more courteous.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
That is so funny. And then last night I was out late again. I'm literally out late every single night, you guys.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
So here's what it was. Like when we're in the car and we're with our family and he's driving and I'm in the passenger seat and I go into the console to get like hand sanitizer or gum I use the product. I take what I want and then I put it back in. I shut the console. And right when I shut the console, he said, were you going to offer me some?
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And I'm just like, if you want some speak up, like it's not, it's not my, it's both like, feel free to just let me know if you want some, like, why do you wait until I put it away? Like ask for it.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
So I have been doing that and I'm doing a really good job. But what's funny is I was in my car with Channing yesterday.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I'm doing a good job of remembering. Actually, it's like stuck in my head now. I can't take a piece of gum without my day being ruined. in my car with Shannon yesterday. Cause Shannon's here. We're having an amazing time.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
I was out late at a club last night, a comedy club.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
And I took like some mints from my console and I immediately offered them to her because of course I'm not a monster, but it's a different dynamic when it's a guest versus like, it's Zach and I's car. Like why we got to be so formal. I was driving. And also, I feel like you had said, like, when someone's driving, you're the passenger. Like, you're there to, like, support the driver.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
When you have kids in the car, the driver is the one having a peaceful experience. The passenger is the one twisting around, picking up everything they dropped. Snacks, drinks, books, toys. So it's not like, all hail the driver. Okay?
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
watching who is she Lindsay Lohan watching my new favorite comedian Shannon Ford Middleton I went to Shan's show in Dania Beach last night she's so funny she came on stage and she's like Diana Beach let's go it was so funny um and I just had the best time the show was amazing I know Shannon has two more shows left and then I don't know if she'll add more but like she's gonna be in New Orleans in Texas like
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
Bassinet on wheels that you can see through.
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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025
uh that's really it's almost shocking to believe that like they i know something so i'm kind of like wait like is there more to the story i want because it's so evil because that's fucking crazy and they just like give away snooze who cares if you gave one it didn't get used literally or posted about yeah that's what they cared about not that it didn't get used that it's not getting posted about that's really crazy what do you think about buying a bassinet from tiktok shop
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Sheryl Crow is the Meg Ryan of singing.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Our first story, in honor of Chewy, is actually giving us a lot to chew on.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Meghan Markle is teasing her first as-ever product launch in a memory-filled vision board.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So she teased that she may be releasing a raspberry spread as the first ever product of her new as ever rebrand. Oh, that Easter egg went completely over my head. She took to Instagram Thursday night to share a photo of her personal memory vision board, which included three white as ever labels with raspberry spread written in the center.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
She also hinted at the launch earlier this week when she had said like jam is her jam. And she shared an Instagram snap of a luscious bunch of Brunch spread featuring two unlabeled jam jars. The mystery of the jam. But I want to pull up the vision board because there's a lot of clues. It's like kind of giving Taylor Swift like... It's a cork board.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's a cork board with... Different things pinned to it. Photos, you know, a real life Pinterest board. Quotes, trips to the Cape. So here are some highlights, if I may. Top left, the biggest thing that you can read is... It says, farm fresh eggs, carrots two ways, sweet treats. I just have one question.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Well, I'm all caught up on Southern Charm. I watched the last two episodes. The Bahamas are on and Sienna is off. Let me just tell you.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Wait, then some of the other things that are written that we can read. One, stay close to people who feel like sunshine. Next, happiness looks gorgeous on you. Next, you cannot make everybody happy. You're not a charm, Nutella.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Not to spoil the ending for you, but everything's going to be okay. I do like that quote. So, I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but my butt is bigger.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
There's also some photos, some that look like stock photos, others that are like black and white of Meghan and her children. There's a little illustration of what looks to be Meghan and Harry and honestly, Bruno right there. Some pancakes that have like, look like a little man or Mr. Potato Head. California 33, like a highway sign. So it's just like kind of the aesthetic of the brand.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
But there is also some Tig... throw memorabilia because all of those cool cards have the tig logo on the bottom and then another one is like signature tig cup and it's a little recipe so there's tigginess
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
That's classic. Honestly, this wouldn't be a story if they weren't doing that. And I'm sorry for them. It's giving road.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I do know that because a lot of times when I'm affiliate linking my road products, road comes up first and I click it and they're like, sorry, we're not working anymore.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
If I had a small business and a celebrity like name, there's the same like it's it's amazing for your small business when it's great for SEO to like then you get to make this video. They stole my brand and then everybody like hears about you and feel sorry for you. And it's a boost.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, when I saw it, I didn't even really register. I'm like, of course there's as ever. Any word there, someone's trademarked it somewhere.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
But what if two women are named Monique Lulier? You can't have your own name? And they both want to be business owners.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And what if they both want to make dresses? Yeah.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's giving like the word salad of brands, like a lot of lettuce.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
But like what? The only allegation against her is just that she doesn't like Shep. Like she just doesn't like him. I don't think she's fighting that. I think it has something to do with Whitney. Whitney had said that they matched on Raya. He didn't say that like they were together. He said they matched on Raya.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
To me, it's congruous with the mishmash of branding and words and verbiage that she's put out up until this point. And until there's a product, something tangible, I will continue to ask the question. Never stop asking why. Never stop asking what kind of business you're in. People need to be able to answer that question.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I feel like people don't get that. What about the final jam? Do you think they'll be serving jam? Like, this is the first jam. And I think hopefully the final jam would be in years to come. I think it's wares. Okay? Wares.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Carrots two ways. Oh, right, I forgot. Carrots two ways. I think it's jams, recipes, sweet treats.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
jams right the thing is everything else is like extremely fresh like am i coming to your house to buy it jams are obviously preserved so that can be sold mass market but like is she gonna can other things i think the carrots was like more a nod towards recipes like i think the tig element will be a part of her company like will be some sort of like push goop online web
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Or a cookbook eventually, but I don't want to buy your cookbook until I've seen what you make. And the Netflix show is launching when? In March. And then would the cookbook be called With Love Megan or As Ever Megan?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I feel like when you are a brand, you have to put out a bunch of things that you do, your business, but then also nonsense, just like content, things that look nice. And this is like every single Instagram post that they could have ever posted on one board. And seeing it all together shows you that they're actually not saying anything. They actually don't stand for anything.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
They have no unique point of view. Well, as always with Megan and her companies, we'll just have to wait and see. Though I do think it's unique to think that happiness looks gorgeous on you. I feel like that's not universal.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
You feel like sunshine to me. My eternal sunshine. So another day.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, like maybe Whitney was up her butt.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Another clue. Less clarity. More clues, less clarity.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
With a mason jar. With love. As ever. So we should wait and see. As always, queen pop off. As ever, we shall wait and see.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Everyone's really excited about this. Nobody Wants This season two has cast Leighton Meester and Miles Fowler. Leighton Meester, the real life wife of Adam Brody, who's in Nobody Wants This, has been cast in season two of Nobody Wants This. And obviously she's an acclaimed actress, country strong, gossip girl. She will actually be playing...
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Abby, who is Kristen Bell's middle school nemesis, who is now an Instagram mommy influencer. 10 out of 10 idea.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No, this is amazing for the Fosters because we were just saying like get Leighton back in the game. And now she's going to be on this hit show. She'll get to be with her husband, work with her husband. She's a great actress. I love this role. Sounds great. Like I actually might watch this season two. Sounds so good. I might watch season one now.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Okay, thanks very much. I'll give you a little Southern Charm recap at the end. I watched a tiny bit of Love is Blind as I fell asleep last night, but like nothing really of note, except I did see all the stuff that you described with the golf and the twerk. Oh, cringe. Yeah.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
The reason why I don't watch it is because I'm worried I won't like it. Because you hate everything? No. I've just seen and heard some stuff, and I'm worried I wouldn't like it. But I want to like it, so it's better if I don't confirm that.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I don't think it's, would I like it? So you couldn't even say. And the thing is, I want to like it.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Okay, so I think now I will watch it, but I'm just letting you know, up until this point, I was worried about that. So I was like, maybe it's better if I don't watch it and I can just talk about it. And if I didn't not like it, then I liked it.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And because I need to see the podcast. Now it's come up in my life so many times.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And he's, that guy's going to pick her even though the other girl maybe is the better choice, but like, he's so like sexed up for her.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I feel like you told us something about Hale one time.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, my husband just joined an intramural basketball league down here. Yeah, he plays all the time. He comes back with like black and blue marks. He's like, a fight broke out. He came home early, like early-ish because he was like, it was usually going later. He came home early-ish. I was like, what happened? He was like, a fight broke out. I had to leave.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's like they act like they're not going to see each other at the grocery store tomorrow morning.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I was so mad. That is so crazy. See, there's drama. Anyways, that's very real, all's to say.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So I'm very excited about this casting, and I do think that I'm going to watch.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And I'll support anything the Fosters do from now until the end of time. Yes.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Her book hasn't come out yet and they've already optioned it.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. So I'll support that too. So can't wait to give them my money. I don't give a fuck. I'll support the Fosters no matter what. All of them. David too. You know what?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
i can't do that just like i can't like change a song in the middle like i can't just like skip over whole episodes i could once i establish the couples i could fast forward through couples i don't like but like i have to do my research i'm sorry okay fine and i do want to say i don't care about the spoilers because i don't care about this show so go off queen to the toasters two days ago who said like jackie and claudia you can't stop watching it one because we need the recaps and two because it gets better i believed you and i was right like it does get better the show is so good like
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I'm sure he's an amazing guy. Yeah. With an amazing girl. 100%. Our next story is some really shocking news. I'm going to be shocked. I don't know if you're ready for this. I'm not. The actor who played Daniel Meade has been arrested for battery. And a shocking mugshot is accompanying this story. For anybody.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, the CEO's son. Caleb Nichols' son.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
You would have thought it would be because- He's a handsome guy. He's a handsome guy and like, I would just say- He has a black eye in the photo.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So he was arrested in Florida on Thursday morning for battery and resisting an officer without violence. He was taken into custody by officers from the Nassau County Sheriff's Department.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I know, but it literally says Florida at 2.13 a.m. local time after allegedly being involved in a bar fight with a woman. per the arrest report obtained by the Post. He was then booked into the Nassau County Jail. Oh, Nassau County is also a county in Florida. Oh, okay, I figured. Nassau County Jail and Detention Center at 5.45 a.m. on the two misdemeanors.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
The actor appeared to have sustained injuries in the alleged bar brawl as his mugshot showed him with a bruise on the corner of his right eye. It's like near Jacksonville area, if anybody cares. who want to see, like, this is Daniel Meade as we know him. Correct. Wearing an ascot. Before and after. Damn. I mean, I guess. And he's also, like, kind of in every show.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Like, he's very much like a... Yeah, he's in, like, a bunch of random shit. That's classic him.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
According to the arrest report, he was at the bar with a female friend who was asked several times by the bartender and other patrons to leave because she was continuously being disrespectful.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
the situation turned nasty when the woman allegedly began spitting on people before turning to the alleged victim as if she was going to spit on her when the alleged victim told the woman that she needed to leave the woman started shoving her per the report that's when the cruel intentions actor i guess he was also in cruel intentions allegedly jumped into the altercation knocking both his companion and the alleged victim to the ground what's his name in real life eric mabeus the alleged victim told officers that yeah that's also a good detail to know
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's such an amazing Friday. I feel like somebody who says happy Friday in earnest. Like I want to walk down the street and say happy Friday to my fellow man.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, by the way, classic Cruel Intentions. Yeah. And he was in like Dirty Sexy Money or whatever.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, he definitely had a contract with ABC and they were like, this is our next big star.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So he allegedly jumped into the altercation, knocking them to the ground. The alleged victim told officers that while she was on the floor, Eric got on top of her. He's the positive football player in Cruel Intentions. Eric got on top of the alleged victim and was pulling her hair, ripping a handful of her hair from her scalp.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Multiple people at the bar then pulled him and his friend off the victim.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, like he joined in. It was like a girl fight and he joined in.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I didn't even know that this was like...
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
There's a fly. You haven't noticed it the whole time?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No, no, no. It comes in and out. Oh, here he is. Take a pair.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
They always find their way back to me. I actually don't like this look. I'm not feeling it, but thank you, and that would give me a migraine. I don't know how you do it. It is a little dark in here. No, but the tightness of the sunglasses with the tightness of the headphones.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Angela Bassett defends her disappointment. She did the thing by looking disappointed after she lost the Oscar to Jamie Lee Curtis. And she is talking about that moment. So. I kind of am loving this reaction. She's not apologizing for her viral reaction after the Oscars loss to Jamie Lee Curtis.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
After two years of facing criticism for her facial expression when Jamie won and she didn't, she defended the look. She said, I found it interesting. Interesting that I wouldn't be allowed to be disappointed at an outcome where I thought I was deserving. I love applauding people. But in that moment. I have put in, put in the time, put in good work over time. I didn't think that was a gift.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I thought it was a given. So she's like, this is exactly what we're saying. Like she thought she deserved to win. She didn't win. Ergo disappointment. And that's what showed on her face. And she's allowed to have that emotion.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And I actually feel like when celebrities don't have emotions over these awards and like the person who wins, it's kind of just expected and everyone else just sits there. It invalidates the legitimacy of the award show. Cause it's like, Is it, do you never expect to win? Like, I don't know.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I feel like when people actually like have hopes and they think they might win and then they don't win, it makes it more real as opposed to like when everyone's just like, oh yeah, that person's gonna win because these things aren't fair. Yeah, no, it's a competition.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I think she was like the first lead actor nominee for an Oscar. For a Marvel film.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. And both for actors but also musicians, it's like you get the part. You do the work. You do so good. You're so close. And then if you don't win, it's like you have to do it all over again. over again if you want to win it. Same for an actor, a musician who writes an album.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. It's a nice freer way to be like not constantly boring. Dive deep, dive and dodge in spoilers.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's like, I put my year's worth of experiences into an album, produced it, da-da-da, put it out, marketed it, sang it, went on tour, didn't win. I have to do it again if I want it.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
If I want that, I have to do all that over again.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
But then when I think about it that way, and that really exhausts me, like thinking we have to do it again to win the award. Then I'm like, let's put less stock in these awards because you just look at you things you did all of that. And you're going to let that get you down when it's like not even a fair playing field to begin with.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
There was drama on my commute. So now that I have my auto park button, like I'm... The world was my oyster. I was like, I could drive in New York City. I can parallel park. Like, queen, go off. I went to the grocery store, and I parallel parked. Just cut. Nothing stands in your way. So this morning, I was like, I'm going to get the best spot in the whole village. But the village was popping today.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, we also have Queenie and Weenie of the Week.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
We do, and that's why the fifth and final story is TV recaps. Okay, you want to go first or second? I'll go first, because, like, Summer House is very much in the news, right?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Summer Charm. Southern Charm is very much in the news right now. So I watched the last two episodes and I'm glad that I did because the first episode was just like them traveling down to the Bahamas, preparing to see Sienna. They land at the airport. Shep's like calling. My phone is talk to texting.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's your worst nightmare come true. Okay, go, go, sorry. So they land at the airport. So the thing with Shep and Sienna, it's like, they're seeing each other. They're not, Shep is exclusive, but he hasn't had the conversation with her. She goes like days, I guess, without answering his text messages.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And it's like, he's, she's just not that into you, but he takes the whole cast down to the Bahamas. So she's kind of like hosting and ghosting. I think they should have titled the episode that, but they didn't ask me. That's a good title. Thank you. So he gets to the airport. He has to call her three times before she picks up. Cause like she should be like meeting them at the airport.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Of course, sending a car. Right, no. Then she's like, I'll meet you at the hotel at like 6.45 before they're going to dinner.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
They're staying at the Baja Mar. The boys have like a presidential suite and the girls have a suite. And actually I'm loving the group of girls together. Taylor's like getting, you can see she's like making friends. So it's Taylor, Madison, my queen. I just want to say Madison LaCroix is my queen.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
My spot was gone. Your spot was gone. My spot was gone. The spot that you say, all the spots were gone. But then I drive further down the street. I see Kojir's, and there's a spot behind you. So I pull up next to Kojir's. I go to my screen to hit my P button and it's not there. And the car is not registering that this is a parking spot and I can't press the button if it's not registering.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Just in case I don't find a way to work that in later. My queen.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Taylor, Madison, Molly, love. Molly. And Sally Ann, growing on me. So it's just the four of them because Vanita missed her flight and so she'll be there tomorrow. But the girls are like really getting along in there.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. And she got turned down by JT. Oh, right. So the four of them are getting along and having fun, even though it's like so weird because Taylor used to date Shep. Molly has a crush on Shep. Shep is there with his new girlfriend. We're all there for Shep's new girlfriend. Taylor's new boyfriend used to date Sally Ann. Okay. Taylor hooked up with Austin, who used to date Madison.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So, like, all the girls, like, like the same guy.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
But we're also all there to meet Sienna. And she comes up to the boys' suite, like, right before dinner. They're, like, having a couple drinks. And Shep wants to talk to her. Oh, my God, Claudia. It was the most painful thing. He's wearing his, like, fisherman clothes because he's like, Sienna will help me get dressed. Like, I need her help. Do you get any dress?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Like, this girl is not your girlfriend and she doesn't want to be your girlfriend. I love it. You should show up like looking nice. So like, first of all, she comes and meets the guys and Craig is like, I've never felt energy like that from another human being. Like I had to leave. I said, I'm going to check on the reservation. Like I couldn't, I can't even explain like the energy was so off.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I don't even know what he's talking about, but like, I will believe you to be there.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So then the boys go downstairs. He's in the room with Sienna, like trying, he was like, let's go to my room and you can help me get dressed. And so his room was like a mess too. And it's like weird. Cause he's like, he like Craig's brushing his hair. They're so nervous.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I don't know why he would leave his room a mess. Like he should know better than that. But literally Craig was brushing his hair because he had had hair. Like they're so nervous to see Sienna.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's a powerful thing. She literally, she picks out an outfit for him like, oh yeah, that's really great. She don't give a fuck. Oh, he's like, okay, I'll put it on. So she's like, okay. And she leaves to let him try it on. His face drops. Cause he's like, why won't you like. Your girlfriend can see you naked. Right.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Claudia, I've never seen this man's face like this in my whole time, 10 seasons of Southern Charm. Like his face drops, he's crestfallen that she's leaving the room. And he's like, don't leave. Claudia was so crazy.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I mean, that's what everyone's saying. It's a taste of his own medicine. Like every girl that he's ever been with, he never gave them enough. And they always felt like that. Even Madison is like he came after my relationship with Austin for so many years. Of course, I love seeing him go through it. And I love poking at him, too, even though they're like fine now.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, it's just a taste of his own medicine. And as Taylor said, it doesn't taste so good. Yeah, I agree. So then they have this like really weird conversation where he tells her that he's in love with her, which he's already told her that. And then they're like, we'll talk rest later. So they go downstairs and have dinner with the rest of the group. And like on TV, it looked okay.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
But then the next day when the rest of the cast were recapping it, they were like, it was so weird. Her vibes are just like so weird. They don't know what she wants. And I think she obviously doesn't want to be with Shep. She's 26. He's 46. I think like she's 26. He's 46.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
That's what they said on the episode. Maybe it's like 43, but that's what Madison said. Shep Rose age.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. So like, obviously that's not his person. Yeah. And then the following episode, Vanita comes, Whitney comes, Ryan comes. Classic ride. It's Rodrigo's husband.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I only know the major players. He's been on the seasons for, I never can remember his name, but then last night I committed it to memory. I was like, Olivia Rodrigo.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So now we have Rodrigo and Ryan. We're waiting for JT to arrive. That will be, you know, a bag of fun. But they're just having like a good time. It's definitely weird. Austin and Craig are like still fighting, like just being girly. Yeah. Because like they hate each other. Yeah. And that's about it.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No, it was very odd that that one wasn't coming up, that first one. Then I...
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
We'll see what happens next. Yeah. And Molly's just like waiting in the wings. Yeah.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
My queen, she couldn't go out. She had a migraine. Meanwhile, she was just hungover. But like that, that does manifest as a migraine sometimes. So I see you.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, when she said that she was avoidant personality?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
skirted around then they told me there was parking in the back and there is a back entrance and it's just like it's actually probably a few feet closer so i tried and i did that and then when i was in that parking spot of course everything was coming up p so i don't know what happened it definitely like makes me realize that you can't rely on technology for everything without technology but i'll just go back to like parking in the parking lot okay right right i heard you also use the p button in the regular parking lot though i did just because i was like i wanted to do something like prove yourself right right piece of shit piece of
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
She said avoidant, and then I picked up my head back up, and he got weird. So I was like, what'd I miss?
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, you can tell there's a little crazy there.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I actually think they're not. So the craziest love triangle, it gets resolved. So does Ben propose to Madison? Did they get engaged? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So is Mason going to go with Sarah?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, I actually think they might have been a good match, except then he might've seen Madison in Guatemala.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
But I just want to say that situation was interesting. Cause it's like, if he had chose Madison and then saw Meg on vacation, like he would have been like, ooh, Meg. And even if he chose, and if he chose Meg, like they were the same level of attractiveness. And I feel like his head would have been turned no matter what. Cause he just like, couldn't make a choice.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And that's like, it's not because one of them is more beautiful than the other. They're actually exactly as beautiful as the other.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And not only did I use the P button, it backed into the spot, which is something I've never been able to do. So when I get out of here, I'm out.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No, I feel like if it was a harder narcotic, he would have said. People share that stuff on the show.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, I saw the reveal between. Between who? Joey and Monica.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. So that was kind of cool. Redeemed itself a little bit. But no, like embarrassed me in front of my friends, in front of my coworkers. Everyone like came out of the building to watch the South Park. And I was gonna be like, look, I'm on no hands. And I was embarrassed. So no.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I'm sorry. Sometimes... The way that people on the show carry themselves, like their gait, even like Chelsea running. Yeah. Like her folded over on the floor. She got down on her knee when he did.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I think they're perfect for each other, except I thought that her physical gesticulations and her presence was too much. And he probably didn't notice it in the moment, but it's like, that's the sort of thing that was- Claudia.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I guess all the other time in the show, she was always sitting.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Oh, it was so weird. Cause he was like downplaying, he was like, I know I'm not super religious. I believe in God, but like that's kind of about it. And then she's like, do you go to church every week? And he's like, yeah, I think that would qualify you as like a religious person.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
But you didn't follow Leo and Brittany. I'll never fucking forgive them for that.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
That sounds like my fast forward couple if I want to save time.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Tell me who he is. It sounds like not completely unfamiliar, so give me a clue.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Do you think it's weird that if he like had seen her and then somehow in the pods piece together that like she's that girl from Instagram, that that really matters?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Because to me, I'm not like convinced that this is like a cardinal sin. Me neither. But I need to see, I need to see, I need to see more. She just shares her first name in the pods, really. Taylor. So out of everyone who he can't see, a girl named Taylor, how does he know that that's a girl from Instagram? I think it's a little far-fetched.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Okay, I knew that. Okay. You know, you've definitely seen.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
That's why I will watch it, because hopefully they make the case as to why this is so crazy.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I think people said that you looked like her in your sunglasses. That's why I was just on her page.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
cosmetology sales I agree I actually think he's way better suited with Molly I don't think he would last with either of them like actually get married to either of them but I think he might be happier with his choice for a longer amount of time with Molly because like Lauren is just like he's just like, he seems like a mean guy. And she's like, she's soft.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And yeah, I think Molly has a bit of a thicker skin that would like just, she could tolerate him more for a little bit longer, but still they wouldn't work out. So it actually doesn't matter who he chooses. One thing I really liked, he's just like not right for this process.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No, and a lot of them I see are like kind of using their sexuality. Like they're getting their guys like hard to like, that's how I felt about. The golf. The golf, but other things where it's like, there's like the sexual, there's like the choice that's like the sensible choice. And then there's like the sexual choice, which I've never really like seen that before.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I've seen people, you know, of course, like Megan Fox comes to mind, like that's a way, you know, I'm not going to decline getting engaged to Megan Fox.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No. She did that. Like, that's attractive. And she did it.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And she's allowed to have had a job. Like if a guy was like anything. Or that was like when someone was a football player last season. And then she chooses him and meets him.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
She is truly. She already looked for flights to extend. They are sold out. So she is going.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I'll go first because my Queenie of the Week is like more of an abstract concept and that my Queenie of the Week is the week. Like is the studios, is the production, is the commute, is the lady who parked my car, is the button that self parks my car sometimes. Like just the week in general was so Queenie-like and I could have chosen any one of those things, but just the ambiance of the week.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
If we can allow a concept. You can. Concepts are always welcome at Queenie. First in place or thing.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I guess. But you're going to come visit me all the time.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
What's her trade outside of being Gabby's girlfriend?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And they both are faking pregnancies right now. Bonnie Blue is not pregnant. And is my culture a costume to you? I actually saw a headline, I didn't click it, that Bonnie Blue faked her pregnancy to raise money for someone else's IVF treatment. And then labiaplasty Lily was faking a pregnancy as a role play for a video of hers.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Okay, she's a comedian. Yeah, no, she like has a job. Okay, because you were just saying that she's a former orthodox Jew and Gabby's girlfriend. It's like, so how'd she end up on the good guys?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
You could asterisk the O. We'll talk about it.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Okay, and we have a monitor up. Okay, I see I have to pull it back. Pull back, pull down.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Wait, wait. I'm so glad we're doing this.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Wait, wait, no, Claudia, get back here.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Wait, let me organize. Hold on, I'm having a really hard time. Yeah, it's cramping. No, no, I'm just like not, we were closer before. This is crazy.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Wait, wait, wait, I'm coming in. I'm coming in hot.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Okay, that is actually really educational to let me know that it's never gonna fucking happen.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
No, no, it's never gonna happen. I think I have to give up on my dreams, but my car parks itself. So when one door closes, another one opens.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, no, no. I had to go look when they said that and I saw what they were saying.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Okay. Except, like, be careful with your comparisons because you just never know when it goes down a dark, slippery slope.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
That's different. You're just wearing sunglasses while podcasting. They're not saying, like, you look like him.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, but that was different. That's different than being like doppelganger. No one was saying like Tim Dillon's your doppelganger. They were just saying you both podcast in sunglasses. Yeah. Groundbreaking. Truly. Groundbreaking stuff. And the stories, like if you had to describe them. You know, it was a slow start, but they came together. And Houston, we've got a show.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
That was kind of like us this week. A slow start, but we came together. I actually feel like we came out of the gate with a bang, like all week, firing on all cylinders. Studio, studio, studio. Last week, a week ago, we were in Miami.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
The thing is, we have so much to do today that we can't just go down tangents about a cute video that you saw. No, and also, nobody cares about the cute video you saw.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Especially on a busy Friday when we're catching flights, not feelings. You wrecked. I'm excited to see Romeo. We're catching little feelings of, like, missing you.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It's so true. We went back to the beach yesterday. So Kristen Cavallari and Stephen Coletti coded and we had a really nice, lovely time. We're kind of like becoming beach people. I'm trying to tell you bitches. I mean, you're a water sign, of course. Correct. I'm not, like, I don't love the ocean like you do. And we do live, like, close to the ocean. So we should go more. And I'm definitely. Open.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Like, all the vitamins you need in this world are at the beach.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
The sun, the vitamin D, the sand. It's a natural exfoliator.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It was extra crazy that they closed the beaches during COVID. Like when you think about that.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Like all we needed, like vitamin D was going to be what got you through. And instead like we closed it off and said, staying your house with no sunshine.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
close the air no it was like it was a bit crazy it was a bit much that's another thing about the wedding people the book that i'm really struggling to get through is she references a pandemic a little too much for me well if you listen to the red if you finish the book and listen to the redheads we discuss that and this do you want to let me just spoil for you what we said because one of the redheads was like why did you have to talk about the pandemic like it's really annoying um like that's what happened what are we just not going to write books between 2020 and
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah, but we're going to make the most of it. We're going to soak up each other's awesomeness while we're still together.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
and 2022 like just we had to live it like we have to like talk about and also some of the things that happened like during covid affected people's lives in terms of like the girl in the book she's depressed she was depressed she was the other girl's a covid bride she got a divorce like a bit of an alcoholic i just think books that like reference the pandemic in a real way need to have like a little symbol on the front so i know to stay away from them like yes i lived it and that was enough for me they stole some of the best years of my life and i don't want to read
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I'm open to things that represent it in an honest way about how it really changed people's lives. What, we're not going to write books about World War I because it's a drag?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Yeah. So anyways, I actually didn't mind it considering I don't like reading about the pandemic. Some of my least favorite books were about it. But that's what happened. We've got to talk about it. If you were a young person, if you were a relatively young person during that time, your life changed in some way. Maybe you had a breakup. Maybe you had a divorce. Maybe you became an alcoholic.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Maybe you became depressed. Maybe you're a COVID bride. Maybe you lost weight. Some people lost weight. Maybe you gained weight. Well, we did. So, like, I actually liked the way that she did it, considering it could go either way.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
should we dive in to the stories oh yes but i also just wanted to say something about what we were talking about yesterday about the bebis family because i think after yesterday we thought that that like was the beginning of the end of the story and like the the grieving could begin um but then last night it came out they've been they were identifying all the bodies that came back from gaza yesterday and the babies were positively identified the mother's body was not the mother it's just some like random woman doesn't they can't identify who
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
It is. Doesn't match the DNA of any female hostage, even though the bodies that are still there.
The Toast
Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So it's not over. And I feel like some influencers maybe like breathes a sigh of relief yesterday if they like got away with never posting about it. It's not over. Like the world needs to put so much pressure and speak out. Like where is Cherie Bibas? Like as much as I saw 40 million people post all eyes on Rafa.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Speak up now more than ever. and it came out that also the babies were killed by their hands. They weren't shot or anything, they were killed. They were murdered with their hands. a month after they were taken hostage. So you're not off the hook. Keep up the energy. We'll keep up the energy. How about you guys fucking start?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I don't know why you would want to go down a Sheryl Crow rabbit hole.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
If you said anything about Elon and you have not said anything about this, you're the last person I want to fucking know.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I think we did it a few months ago and it was fruitless. It was a fruitless endeavor.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And at the very least, if you have that issue, don't pretend to care about some made up shit that you saw. One thousand percent. Just stay out of it completely. Yeah. But hopefully you care a little bit.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
The two babies were kidnapped from their home.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Now I feel like we can get into the Fast Five stories. Do you think? Now that that's off my chest.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
We can get into the Fast Five stories. And today's episode, I'm so thrilled to let you know, is brought to you by Chewy. Correct. You know who loves Chewy?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I don't want to talk about Sheryl Crow. Sorry.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
So I have, I'm on auto ship over at Chewy. Like I'm getting Chewy every month in addition to the things that I'm like, oh, you know what? Bruno needs a little something special today. So we get so many things on auto ship from Chewy, like his dental sticks, food, everything, prescriptions. You can connect them with your vet. Chewy is like the one-stop shop for pet supplies, period.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
If you're a pet parent like us, you know about Chewy. And when they say that they have everything that you need to keep your pet happy, they're not messing around. Chewy does not play. That's one thing about Chewy. To keep them happy, Chewy has over 100,000 products from all the brands our pets love at prices that I love. Food, treats, beds, you name it, they have it.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
And it gets shipped directly to your door in one to two days. And not just for dogs and cats. Birds, fish, reptiles.
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
Is Sheryl Crow the one that dated John Mellencamp for a hot minute?
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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025
I've had an amazing experience with Chewy. Not only is it so user-friendly on the site, it comes in like one day, two days.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
You literally read 50 books a year, you're going to be okay. It's so true. Even if you have dyslexia, you're strong and you're pushing through.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, no, and yesterday's episode was stacked and today is a Friday with a lot of TV news. So like we needed this as our lead story. But you guys, Meghan Markle's podcast with Lemonada Media has launched. We have a title, we have artwork, we have a description.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Oh, yeah. But they don't the kids don't call it that because.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
She's already had a podcast. Don't forget archetypes on Spotify. And then Lemonada was acquiring her podcast. So you would think like archetypes on Lemonada, sure, whatever. No, it's a whole new thing. So like archetypes is in the can, like flop. We're going to call it a flop on archetypes. Yeah.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
no and we're also calling it that's a wrap on archetypes like it's over i thought maybe lemonada would be the second coming i thought so too but no like you did like two 10 episode seasons of archetypes and that was it so it's over that's a flop yeah yeah officially yeah megan is now launching confessions of a female founder with lemonada media it comes a year after she struck a deal with the company
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
For her podcast, the series will launch on April 8th. It will see her have candid conversations with female founders and friends who open up about the struggles, the success, and the never before told stories that took many of them from starting a company to selling it.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Per the logline, the series allows audiences to be a fly on the wall and hear the unfiltered stories behind the success of notable female founders. while also sneaking a peek behind the curtain of Megan's own entrepreneurial journey, launching as ever. It's an eight-part series that will see episodes released weekly.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
The yellow cat, exactly. The fire truck, though, had Pargy AC, so I want to shout out to the fire truck because the others did not. So it was really fun. If you ever find yourself able... At a TAT event? Or available to attend a Touch a Truck, I would highly recommend it.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And a pretty cringe concept that's pretty overdone. I feel like, you know, there has been this moment and this girl boss, CEO, leaning in. And that was then and that really did have a big moment. And now we're in like a new phase of it where like it doesn't have to be this way.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Corny, cringy. And I do feel like it sets the bar just like lower for women. Like it's like. I don't know. I don't, I think I understand why she's doing like females. Cause like also Lemonada is like elevate women's voices. So I feel like Lemonada was like female, but I don't think she pushed back. I think she's like female and everyone in the room is like female.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I feel like we wasted the good surprise on them. A thousand percent. Who really wants to be a guest on this? It sounds very unserious as we guide Megan into her founding of her new brand, As Ever, which is like a jam that she slapped a label on. Like it's not really big business.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And the people that you would want to hear from, the real female founders in this country, like Sarah Blakely, that's who we want. She's the richest self-made billionaire in the country. That's who should be your first guest on the show. Bethany Frankel.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Emma Greed. And yes, I'm just going down the Shark Tank female.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, no, and if you're just interviewing people and getting their stories, then having a more anonymous host and a professional host is better because we're getting the best out of this person.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But if it's always supposed to tie back to Megan, which it should because she's Megan Markle and we're tuning in for her, but that's not like a great conversation because we're trying to do too many things. Like this reminds me also, of course, like Diary of a CEO, which I think I've never listened, but like is amazing. I feel like I could say that.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I feel like I can say that based on a track record, clips I've seen. It's been around forever. It's a great concept. So this is like a very watered down version of that concept that has been done. Women are always talking, other women, how'd you get here? How I built this. Like we got it.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Oh, no. Maybe they're Tats. Touch a Trucks.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
This is not an original idea. It's not exciting. It's not something that only Meghan Markle can do. There are things in this world that only Meghan Markle can do. A former princess, Duchess of Sussex. And this is not... Anyone can do this. By the way, there's two other podcasts with this name.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And a documentary. Yeah. Yeah. Like for someone who doesn't have a lot to give, she's spreading herself too thin for someone that doesn't even have that much left in the tank.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't even know what that would look like from her. And I feel like she thinks that she has like. Right.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Opening up and bleeding out and wasn't the documentary.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Like Wiser Than Me with Julia Lee Redrive is Lemonada.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Your touch a truck events. Invite me to your touch a truck events. We will come there and we will touch them trucks.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And the photo is not making me want to tune in more than I already did or didn't.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But it's not her confessions. So why do you need to strip back? Aren't you Barbara Walters? Get your glasses on. You're interviewing. You're going to work.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
You said that the guests always talk about Megan.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, but also all those questions on the show, on the TV show, it was the producer prompts. You didn't hear Megan ask the question because someone behind the camera did. It was like, when was the first time you met Megan? What was that like?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But that's exactly what it is. All kids want to do is touch trucks. They want to look at them. They want to be up close. And this provides that opportunity.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
What's it like? It wasn't even her asking the questions. This is just really a bad idea. And I don't understand why they're doing all this stuff.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Are there not simpler ways to make money for them?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
yeah maybe i don't know but i guess they were getting like these big deals like 20 million dollars from spotify like is there an easier way to make 20 million that's kind of i don't know yeah 20 mil from netflix it's also really interesting how he is completely have a big bucks yes yes yes they're huge they have the big bucks yeah oh wait we should like kind of shut the fuck up yeah that's why i said like you were being negative i'm like no lemon on is amazing
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Lemonada is the place to be, especially for women in podcasting.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That's for sure. Female founders, of course. I just say this because I'm jealous. It would be a dream to be with Lemonada.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't know, and I don't think they're getting divorced, because that is what the streets are always saying about them. I do not think they're getting a divorce. I don't think they could ever get a divorce, and I don't think they'll ever will get a divorce, no matter how much they might hate each other.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That's what I think. Like, seriously. Could you imagine? No.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, they would work through it. Down for life.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
She's like my pulse check on Megan Stans. How are we feeling? What does this make us feel?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But everyone hasn't left her until Stassi has left her. Truly, if she has zero fans, then Stassi has walked out the door.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So I need to know. But I do feel like I didn't see Stassi posting like, oh my gosh, with love.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Well, that's the latest in podcasting. Confessions of a female founder, you guys. Finally, the one we've all been waiting for.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
You know what? I had to force myself not to watch Southern Charm last night because I knew that today's episode, we were either going to be doing it really early or late. And I didn't want to feel compelled to do a Southern Charm recap and make the show a Nalafi. When we don't have time for a Nalafi, it might be a Nasafi or a Nalafi.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Unless Ina Garten named her memoir Confessions of a Contessa.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And I just don't feel like we're going to be getting a lot of confessions.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I am curious who the first, the guests will be, especially like the first guest. Let's make a prediction. That would be fun. Oprah. Oh.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That's so true. That's a really good one. That would be newsworthy.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, yeah. That would be worth it for sure.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I would like to put in a prediction. Okay.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. Female founders USA. Sorry. Oh, cause you know, that's what her team did. So true. Okay. 2024 is most intriguing women entrepreneurs. I literally, I feel like I'm rifling through there.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Don't you think they're almost too similar? They either would get like they either I feel like if they're not as publicly associated yet.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
You know what, I'm going to go Emma Greed is my guess. It's a really good guess. Except she is British.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Is she a royalist or an anarchist? Oh, now it's getting political. So who knows? But yeah, she's super British.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Okay, we shall see. To be determined. April 8th.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Actually, a female founder that she could have on, Wendy Williams, is on The View today.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That's true. I feel like it'll be a Nalafi, a nice regular episode for you.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Wendy Williams wants her guardian to get off her neck. The former daytime talk show host called into The View for a pre-taped interview exclusively obtained by Page Six in which she got candid about her current conservatorship.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
The interview kicked off with her explaining her hospital visit and her decision to get an independent psych test, which she says she passed with flying colors earlier this week. She said, Hold on.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, but it's also pre-taped over the phone. So not like entirely like live.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But still, Brittany didn't do a pre-taped over the phone interview.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Give Wendy a week and she'll be sitting down with Oprah. Right. She said, and also to get blood work done for her thyroid condition and made it clear it was her choice to get an independent evaluation on her incapacitation, which I don't have it. How dare they say I have incapacitation? I do not, she said. She must be so mad. I can't even imagine.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, that's very true. There needs to be repercussions. Not to change the subject, but speaking of novels, did you see the opening scenes of Verity being shot in the streets with Dakota Johnson and Josh Hartman?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yes, so I held back. And also, I was just on my phone last night. I got home late because we were out to dinner. And I just, it wasn't in the cards for me. So I'm sorry to the small and mighty Southern Charm community. I do want to know what the barber told Ryan, that told Leva, that told JJ, that JJ said to the barber. God. I do want to know.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So, you know, like I didn't even know Dakota Johnson was in this movie. I didn't remember it if I didn't know that or Josh Harden. I didn't know they started filming. So I just saw a video of them filming the scene of her and the blood and him.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Okay, then yeah. I thought they would both be blonde. Yeah.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, but I think also the thing is, maybe subliminally, is that they look alike.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I guess because they did Amanda Seyfried and Sidney Sweeney for Housemaid. They needed the brunette version.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That's what I'm saying. I didn't know consciously. So I saw a video of her in the street with the blood in the traffic and him whistling her away. And I knew exactly what movie they were shooting and what scene this is.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It is the opening scene of the book. Before she moves in. Think about why she moves in. Let's rewind.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Mm-hmm. And for any of you who didn't read Verity, I know you also want to see this.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, hopefully she's entering a new phase of, like, positive book adaptation. And...
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Like, I'm open. He is beloved, by the way, by the people. But in some of the way he was just being in the scene from the videos, jury's out, is all I'll say.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, no, I'm not saying he's, jury is out, okay? Okay.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, I think it like hypes me up. And a few examples of that where my favorite like books were returned and we got photos before was like Luckiest Girl Alive. That was so hyper.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And I feel like I remember seeing stills from confessions of a shopaholic before it came out. And that's my favorite book. And it was my favorite movie. And it just got me really excited. So this gets me excited. I mean, when it's good, it ends with us issue was the outlier. Like usually it's good. That's the only negative experience that I've had where it's like, no, no, no, you guys cut. Well,
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But also that's not book because book like we know the story.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It's a teaser of the world that they're building and that gets me excited. I agree. And excitement excites me. Why wouldn't it? Seems reasonable. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Some TV news.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Ted Lasso season four is a go with Jason Sudeikis and a women's team. Juno Temple is in negotiations to join the returning cast as the Apple series heads to Kansas. So this is like exciting and annoying because Ted Lasso just ended and it was very bittersweet and the whole season was like a big farewell and I love you to Ted Lasso.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Because her restaurant has its own show, Southern Hospitality.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And that was about two years ago and now Ted Lasso's coming back for another season.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, in the last season, I found to be really bad. I didn't finish it. Yeah, I found it to be actually unwatchable. And it came out during a time when I was desperate for TV. It was like Sir Clash era and I could not finish it.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, I don't think that that is a fruitless idea growing up.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I was a female soccer player. I love soccer. I love Mia Hamm. Like, bring us back to the glory days.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, and like women's US soccer is better than men's soccer. It's like, I don't know, gymnastics. I don't know why it shakes out that way, but it does.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, like David Beckham and Lionel Messi came to play there.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Totally. Not to pit like women's, like struggling women's league against struggling women's league.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Which league do you think has a better chance of success, the WNBA or women's soccer U.S.?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, and they had full-time jobs. This was their side hustle was playing soccer.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, no, it's like they've had their shot, multiple shots. Shot hasn't taken.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I feel like we're actually all set and I don't know if as a country we could take on another sport in such a way. But I also think that these things of getting people to care about things and building worlds and teams and history... These take years. It's not like women's soccer is just going to be popular next year and be popular forever.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
We need to zoom out. Talk to us in 50 years.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. And the premise sounds good. So it's a women's team. He's going back to Kansas. I think Keely might come on and probably write his PR girl again. I don't want I don't want the whole cast. I don't want to know.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't want to name names. But I don't want everyone, okay?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't like her anymore. Like, I just, I don't know. She's just always, like, doing the most.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, no, because now I feel like maybe I'm wrong for, like, not wanting her.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, the assistant coach actually like doesn't bother me.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So much, except when he got his own episode and he like went on a trip.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. Anyways, are you ready for our next story? Some more TV news.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Interesting. You haven't provided enough color, so I don't really know.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
We need kid friendly. We need high chairs.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Our next story, some more TV news because we are Mike TV and we are addicted to television.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't really know what she's going through.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Which we didn't even talk about how we saw his penis. And it turns out it wasn't his penis. It was a prosthetic. So I'm glad we didn't even talk about it because it wasn't his real penis.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, I didn't even wonder if it was a prosthetic. I was like, oh, there's his penis. And he wanted to show his penis on HBO today. Like, let him.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Let's talk about this. If Jason Isaacs doesn't want to show his real penis, can't we just take out that moment? It literally didn't have the storyline or anything.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And it's actually not like... all worthy that we're looking at. Like, it was shocking that he showed us his penis and, okay, doesn't move the storyline, but that's classic HBO. But you're not even showing us his penis, so what does this prosthetic serve?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Right, like not necessary at all. It was like...
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
She'll be fine, but that's annoying. But that's just like, that's just what it is when you launch businesses off of reality TV or social media. Like it's the tides, rising tides, raised all shides. Low tides, lower all shides.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Tissues, we see tissues. But boobs are, like, penis and vagina. Vagina to penis.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So you don't, you want to cage the nipple again.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I literally didn't even share my thoughts on this. I hadn't spoken yet. You want to cage the nipple. I didn't say cage the nipple.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I don't see a need for any of it. Man, woman, nothing. Keep your junk in your pants. Keep your shirt on. It's just a show.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
If you want to have the balls to show us your dong, better be the real thing.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Except Jason Isaacs is my king. And I'm so glad he did a prosthetic. That was so the right move for him. He's so smart and brilliant.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And let's talk about a prosthetic penis that really looked like a real penis. What is the journey of that thing? Like, does it lay on the prop table? Yeah. Next to craft services?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
See, like all of that. That's like budget. Not necessary. Yeah.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And she's like walking around with this little case of penis and she's like coming through, coming through. Yeah.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And I don't want to put anyone out of a job ever. Right. But that's not needed.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Is what I'm saying. That part of the job. Agreed. But intimacy coordinator, of course. I'm not a monster.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I would never. I take Zagatstra more seriously than anyone.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
We need to interview an intimacy coordinator. I don't follow. Who is also a female founder.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Well, not if they're like contractors for a larger intimacy coordination company.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
There are some jobs that are only for women. Masseuse.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is more TV news?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yes, but it's also about how you've been duped a little bit by this story.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So it's funny. Some of them were the obvious ones. Like, of course, Megan's Lemonada.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So let me read you the story. I want to show you the insidious way that they report.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Headline, Chet Hanks reveals the acting advice dad Tom gave him to prepare for Running Point. Okay, click. Yeah. Chet Hanks. Easy click. Chet Hanks turned to his award-winning father, Tom Hanks, for acting tips ahead of his breakout role in Netflix's new hit show, Running Point. Quote, I've always asked him for advice when it comes to acting and he's always given me really great advice.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
The rising star told Page Six exclusively at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards last September.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But they wrote the article yesterday about an interview that they did last September that they're recycling.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Sinister. Chet shared that Tom told him three key things he has to do to be successful in Hollywood. So it's not even advice on Running Point.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
This is from September. And also, here's the advice, which, by the way, is just general acting advice and not specific to Running Point. He just said, quote, if you just know your lines and you show up on time and you're nice to everybody, that gets you a long way.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So that's, like, not advice. That's the obvious.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It is Female Founder Friday. Of course, we were gonna talk about that. And then you chose actually like a lot of TV stuff.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, I'm so in agreement. And the show already is getting a second season. Unclear if he's in it. But if you just finish it, would that like poison to be in it?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Oh, he's either like on the team or not on the team?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. Understood. So that's the stories that you needed to know.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But I do think the lesson in media literacy was important.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, I think it's so important. I love that we've started calling out like these journalists.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, and also like the former singer slash turn.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, this literally feels like an episode of like TV Guide.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That's really. I feel like they wrote the whole thing just to hurt you.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. Oh, I feel like I have the opposite experience where I'm looking for stories. I'm like, hey, there's my sister. Oh, there's my brother-in-law.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
We go Queenie first. And I'm sure there's like a more obvious Queenie of the week. But for some reason, my mind keeps going to maybe Funke, who has brought me so much joy this week and laughter. And I'm just really here for the renaissance of maybe Funke.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, I know. I wonder if I would have come to the same conclusions, but I love it. I love it.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
If that's okay with you. I know it's a little rogue-ish.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That's so Kojer. So share your truth. Share your Kojerner's truth.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, I saw we were being accused of burying it. It has not reached my desk.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
I do know that he is engaged or married to a woman who is an influencer and she was low-key on The Bachelor and she does it.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And she's like, you know, a girly and she's not with the other girlies.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And even when Olivia joined the team, like immediately she was in with the gals. Like they're obviously a welcoming bunch and they love an influencer.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Got it. That's crazy. I wonder what happened between the two of them. And also it's like, okay, so things worked out for her because she doesn't want to be around Kristen Juszczyk. Like take the win and shut up.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, it was all co-jurors. I know everyone, like, loves to clap. It's an art, choosing stories.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Be gracious. Like just be happy privately and like things are looking up for you for whatever reason. Like now you've just made yourself look like an arse.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. I can't imagine what the beef is. Like Kristen gets along with everyone.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That's just like what- Oh, but they love to say that, like about everything.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
It's everyone's go-to. You know, it's giving Becca and Garrett. Yes, but with Becca and Garrett, that was the case. With Florida Georgia line, it was the case.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, I don't think so because even if the WAGs are conservative leaning, they don't post anything. If they were so extreme, they would post even a little bit more. I don't think it's their whole personalities.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Some things that, like, you think we should choose a story, like, it's just not meaty. Like, you know what I mean?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, that's their favorite. That is always a good one, like Sarah and Ben.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Okay. Hey, Jax, how you doing? I'm doing good. I'm doing sweaty. I have had such a busy morning. I literally ran off of a fire truck to come record the show because we were at a party this morning and it was one of my favorite kinds of events, which is touch a truck.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
What does that say about the state of the world?
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
My weenie of the week is James Kennedy, obviously.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Behaved in a weenie-like fashion in all facets of his week.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
They're the cover of my release radar. It's right here. I didn't even get to see my release radar. We were listening to Paw Patrol in the car.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Can I just take off my helmet? Because yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That's so funny. We're athletes. What can I say? This is a full context.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That's our show. I have to go listen to I'm moving on. So I'm moving on from this show.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But it's a very Narafi these days to do an hour seven.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Maybe he's early because he's excited to work with you.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Everyone will be very upset. There'll obviously be something missing in the air.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah, no, I have a life. I have friends and family and I just don't need to be spending my time doing that. I can't like Tyga was involved in some way.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Oh, I'm sorry for that experience for you.
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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Well, maybe he was just trying to give you like a restful sleep. Most people complain that maybe only kicks in the night.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. But that's actually kind of nice. Like very considerate. I feel like it bodes well for his personality. Like he's very much a people pleaser.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
which is not something apparently this is like a category of child's party i'd never heard of it a touch a truck party yeah like a touch a truck event where a local place will invite all the great trucks to come and the kids can touch a truck and i would have never understood why that's amazing before having sons but let me tell you the trucks were touched
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. And it's like, I think that happens a lot to people. And then you also hear stories where like someone's like, I knew something was wrong. And so I went to the hospital.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
How many times do we know something is wrong and nothing is wrong?
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing welcome back to the oh no hold on welcome back to the no welcome back to the no hold on
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Other than that, have you had a splendid evening?
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Well, you'll get to share your thoughts because you chose a Running Point story.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Fifth. Stay tuned for the details. You don't want to miss this.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
After the break. Should we do the break? That's so beautiful. Well, I also have to sing, so it's, like, not perfect, but it is time for the Fast Five Stories. You need to know you do-do-do-do-do.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Okay. I'm doing something else. We've got the fast five stories for you after the break.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Why don't you swap out your medication for some meditation?
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
That's really wonderful. You should explore that.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
No, but I feel like IBS can go either way where it's like, oh, maybe she doesn't duty.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
So I feel like if you want people to think that you don't poop, you could say that you have IBS. Because if you say you have nothing, then of course you poop like you're regular.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
But if you have IBS, perhaps you don't poop.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
Yeah. No, I'm I'm a bit broken from carrying the two on top of a full like working digger. That was major.
The Toast
Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025
And I just feel like if you did, that could really become a cornerstone of your personality.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I could forget because after all of the murmurs that I made about it this week, I did not watch because I went to sleep early last night, which I never do because yesterday we had a huge day, first of all. We recorded at 7 a.m., and I was up so late at, like, my big event that I literally got, like, five hours of sleep that night, and my cough was keeping me up.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
So much is happening. So much has happened. It is a Friday. So much will happen. And so many ways it does feel like a Friday because it's a celebration that we're together, that we're in this pargy professional studio.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
So I was so tired all day yesterday, and I had such a huge day because it was Harry's birthday. Oh, my God. It was Harry's birthday. So it was just a totally full day. By the end of the day, I literally got into bed at 9 and, like, went to sleep, and I was like, Southern Charm can wait, and I know Claudia will barely remember, and, like, no one's waiting for my recap. You know what's so funny?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Many years on, I think I've been using Home Chef for about seven years. Yes, I love it so much. A couple nights a week, we do Home Chef. It allows me to make creative things. I don't have to think of what's for dinner. That's sometimes the hardest part. I don't have to grocery shop because everything is sent in a meal kit. And I know it's going to be an easy meal.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It's an easy recipe to follow, step-by-step instructions. You can customize your boxes every week based on your dietary preferences. It's so fabulous. Whether you're an expert chef, a novice chef, you are a home chef.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Thank you. I want a free detert. Well...
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Our first story, Jason Kelsey, it's been a very Kelsey week. Okay, just accepted, okay? It was a Super Bowl. Jason Kelsey and Kylie Kelsey podcasted together for her podcast, Not Gonna Lie. It was a little Valentine's Day special. A little what? A little Game Tunes Day special between the two of them. They broke down the key to keeping the spark alive while raising young kids.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Okay, what's the key? So the pair discussed the dangers of falling into the whole mom and dad routine in Friday's episode of Not Gonna Lie. Jason acknowledged that every couple raising young children struggles with that dynamic from time to time. They are so real.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
they are so real when kylie said quote always dating your spouse helps he agreed saying it reminds you to spend time and take the time to do things with that person and that can get lost very easily especially with kids they said they're in that phase of their life obviously their main focus right now is the kids but getting that rare moment to enjoy time together is even more special in this time
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Ready? You think so little of me. I appreciate that.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
So go out on a date. Honestly, like I know I'm going to roll my eyes, but like, that's good advice. And like, I don't do it. Yeah.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Never stop dating. And it's like, well, I'm tired. So no. And it's like, okay. Logistically speaking, like when we finally get the kids down, like I'm bone tired and now I'm going to go out to dinner. I guess you could go out to dinner before they go down and like get a couple hours back. I don't know. It's just exhausting.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Just because by the end of the day, like my idea of a good time is relaxing. Right. We could relax together, sure, but like we're not going to go dating.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like that's the vibe. More. I agree, but this is good advice. Zach and I are going to go on a date this week because this is like- It's game tunes. It's game tunes day. It's our anniversary. And then it's always nice to like celebrate a kid's birthday because it is a milestone for the two of us. So this week, historically, we've always done something. It's your annual date. It's our annual date.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
At his birthday, because he does like to go out. I mean, but for him, he would love to go to the movies. Like, that's not dating. We're not talking. No, but you go. We'll talk on the way there.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, no, no. And that's not my idea of a great time. So it has to be more 50-50. But on his birthday, it's like, what do you want to do? Of course. We're headed to the movies using my secret Santa gift. But yes, our annual date is coming up. Which is great. What are you going to wear? Oh, I don't know. I've been shopping a lot, but I feel like I've really been hungry. Like I want a meal.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And because I've been sick with long COVID, it's like if I don't. How's it going, by the way? It's getting better. I took so many vitamins last night.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Um, first of all. And who are they to like deny your diagnosis? Yeah. Like the erasure of long COVID. It's disgusting. It makes me sick. Like it's going on nine days now. Okay. Like you try it. You try having long COVID for a day. You try it. Let alone nine. Okay. So like, this is my truth. This is my struggle and you're not going to silence me.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And like them doubting long COVID, like how disgusting and despicable they would do such a thing. Who would do such a thing?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Sounds like a fun date night. Well, I'm- Candlelit dinner in the tent in the garage. I'm pushing past my long COVID by going- You won't let it stop you. Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner because what I was saying, it's like, because I've had long COVID, I haven't been cooking as much because I find I don't have the stamina.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And it's like, if I don't cook a pargy meal, like there is not a pargy meal to eat.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It really was kind of gross. I mean, it's like what I've been trying to tell you is like there's nothing better than home cooking. Homemade wares. But this week I have been craving like restaurant. I want it all done for me. Honestly, I blame Miss Patricia because ever since her Napoleon party last week, like I just wanted a big fat meal and I've not been able to get one.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Well, we can have one after this. I'm always game for a big fat meal. I made one last night for dinner. We had like meatballs, of course, pasta. Um... fresh basil from Olivia's garden. So it was a party meal. I had a party meal too. I don't feel done. Cause I was at this event, this henna and there was like a lot of like meats being passed around. I did. I'm like extremely cultured.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
People don't realize that about me. Like that's something that's kind of slipping through the cracks here is like, I know a lot.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And you love like henna meats. I love meats. Yeah. Like meat cigars, which is one of the craziest things about you.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, which is just like spiced meat you like. And now that I'm slightly anemic, I need to be eating a lot of meat. Load up, Turnie. Load it up, yeah. So all's to say, great reminder from Jason and Kylie. Travis. It's hard not to say Jason and Kelsey. It's also hard to say Jason and Travis. I was going Jason and Kelsey, Kylie.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
You want to be my friend? Change your name. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Miles Teller went on Watch What Happens Live last night. Of course, the one night I don't fucking watch. Wait.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, that was a crazy time. And not us getting the exclusive interview with Ashley Jacobs. And Thomas in the stands. Correct. Thomas coming to our studio in Long Island City.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
He's promoting his new movie with Anya Taylor-Joy. Yes. I don't know who he was on with because I didn't watch, and I always watch after Southern Charm. Did he have the first chair? He looks to have had the first. No, it looks like he had the second chair, so it was a woman. Okay, I'm gonna go on the Bravo. Yeah, I'm sorry.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I missed this too, because I was actually- I'm sorry, because I was in the car.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And I was going to sleep early, because I work really hard. Right. And then in the car this morning, I can't be on my devices, because I'm old.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, well, no, he gets a lot of big stars, but I just, I do feel like recently, and also the newsmaking episodes are more so the Bravo episodes. And so even if he has Diane Sawyer on, like, we don't hear about it because it wasn't after Southern Charm.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. So Miles Teller hilariously called out Andy Cohen for looking at his crotch on Watch What Happens Live on Thursday as he recalled learning Michael Jackson's iconic dance moves after a fan called in to the late-night broadcast. asking about the upcoming Michael biopic in which Teller plays entertainment lawyer John Branca.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Okay, I thought you were saying Miles Teller's playing Michael Jackson. I actually just, like, I didn't even think about it. I assumed that he was, and now I realize that he's not.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, or they will, like... transform the original actor. I think it's one actor. It's definitely like a murky line of like woke-ism. Yeah, plus you add in all the allegations. I would maybe skip the biopic entirely. No, for sure. I think it's going to be a tough one to get right. Who does Miles play? His entertainment lawyer, John Branca.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
But he shared that he's always been a massive fan of Michael. He said, I think I learned to do the moonwalk when I was like 11 and I would grab my crotch as a little kid. He said I got into so much trouble in school. While Cohen was not on camera at the time, Miles was quick to expose that the host was checking him out. And when he said that.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It's kind of a weird story. It is a weird story. I need to watch a clip. Because for me, it does highlight something that always happens on Bravo, which is Andy really objectifying all of the guys, ignoring all of the girls, of course. We didn't even know I was on the show.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. And he admitted that he did. Yeah. And that's, I feel like it was funny, but it depends how the rest of the episode went, which I hope to watch one day.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I don't know. It's just like, so such, you never encourage anyone to watch an old episode. I'm not even worried about her. Like I'm worried about us. Of course. No, how fat was I? I don't even want to know. Are we like simping?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, and that this show is so different from other shows that he's going on, like GMA. Right. You know.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
We're here to have fun. Camel, yeah. Yeah, with Jimmy Kimmel Howell. Jimmy Kimmel Howell. Camel. Jimmy Kimmel Howell. Colin. Colin. Are you ready for our next story? What number? Number three. Oh, yeah. Selena and Benny are making news today. The singer has debuted a new song titled Scared of Loving You off her upcoming collaborative album with her fiance, Benny Blanco.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Did you see Jessica Simpson's really singing music? I saw it. And she's putting her whole justice into it. She's putting her sympathy into it. Listen, she is so talented. She is. Everyone sleeps on her all of the time. Super Bowl splits next year. Jessica Simpson. You know who I was actually thinking should do the next Super Bowl? And it's like, it's the move. Like, so cross genre.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like, for everyone. Post Malone. Yes. Not only, like, he's...
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Literally you're fired. It's true. And I feel like we could also come to an agreement that Bruno Mars could do it every year and everyone would be happy every year. And what's wrong with that?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
The kids would love it. Die With a Smile. Yes, so many collaborators. So many, I mean, of course, but also every year after the Super Bowl, then this rumor starts that like Miley's being tapped for next year.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
She would be amazing. Yep. And I fully endorse that. And I just don't think it's remotely true whatsoever. And like somehow it becomes a rumor every year and it's like not fair to all of us and to her. Agreed.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And it was just because... No, she was starting out like in earnest doing interviews. And so she came on the toast and it was really early in the season. I don't think a lot of people like wanted her on yet, but we're like, yeah, sure. Yeah. We love Southern Charm. It was a bonus that he came. We didn't expect him to come. And then things got bad for him and she stopped doing press.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I guess. I hope that she's, I think what she's doing is really working for her between acting and Rare Beauty and like, she was never my pop star. Yeah. So like, and I feel like based on the documentary, like every time she's gone into music, like it's been really bad for her. It probably would be better with her man by her side, but it could also ruin the good thing in her life.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I would stay away, but she released a single with him instead.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. And it's a collaborative album with him. So it's like going to be a lot. Does he sing? Yeah. Well, produce.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
She said in the lyric, she says, I'm not scared of loving you. I'm just scared of losing you. Because how could they love you as much as I do?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
When I was young, I would love to fast. Who didn't? Hope I don't repeat my past.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Correct. Last. Past. Past. So stream new Selina and Benny. If you want to. We'll see how it is. Yeah. This is like a new era.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I don't get it. It must be. Well, it's different for different people. But I think it's also something about like living in L.A. Actors must just get like they must just seem like a different tier. And you just like want to be a part of that. And you're just drinking the Kool-Aid living there.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I do think for Selena, like coming from Disney and everything, I think acting was always her favorite thing. So that, for Lady Gaga, don't try and understand what, she's not doing it to be part of the A-list. She's doing it for the art. Yeah. That's so Gaga. Yeah. Our fourth story, are you ready for our fourth story?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
But I think she had intended to do a lot of press. It just like she, her press tour got cut short.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
We need to talk about the studio in the room.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And she was an early cast member. And in those early days, like you go on, I mean, we've always been the biggest show in our hearts and minds.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
But I think then it was like, you know, she wasn't doing E! News yet, but The Toast. We were just like both the right size at the right time. So there's your Southern Term recap. There's your Southern Term recap. I didn't watch, but I got like a full night's sleep. I woke up on my own so early, way before my alarm to get ready for my big day in the city.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It feels like the last day of camp.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yes, you do. Our next story, Colleen Hoover is back on Instagram, deleted all of her pictures with both Blake and Justin. What does it mean, Turdy?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And I'm just such a city slicker today, like commuting to work with my coffee, with my bag.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like she's, she's a public- She has books to sell too. She has books to write. Right, but it's not even about that anymore.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, but she has like a lot of jobs. Yeah. A lot of torches in the fire. I feel a little sorry for her in thinking about like what I think must have happened here. I could see her getting- duped by either one of these people. These are big Hollywood stars. Colleen Hoover, she's had a lot of writing success, but take out the money and stuff. She's just from a small town.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
This is her first foray into Hollywood, and she just gets completely ripped to shreds. I don't think she really knows how to handle anything that's happened. Everyone else is just very...
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
She's just like a regular lady, so even if she took the wrong side, we don't know what happened. Blake Lively seems like the biggest deal in the world. It's easy to get caught up. And also, part of her what people say and the way she like manipulates people. It's like with her charm and her smile and like, you know, women empowerment.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, I know, but you know I like to make a big deal out of small things. Of course.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And like, I could see just Colleen wasn't ready for any of this. And so I feel bad for her because no matter how it went down, like I just feel like she was not one of these types of people.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, and I just like to give every day its own exciting brand. Today's my city slicker day.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. But even if she had like taken Justin's side over the summer when things were going well for Justin, then like people who were team Blake might've excavated this story about her son. Like I just, I feel like no matter what, like she's caught in the middle of this like really big, bad thing that happened that has like seriously like disturbed the entire industry. And no matter what,
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
what she did, like she's at the center of it because it's her movie and like everyone's looking to her to be like, well, what happened on set? And like, who do you think is right or wrong?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. She doesn't know. She's not in those backroom meetings.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Nor does she have, like, the experience or the prowess to, like, see what's going on. So I just feel, like, bad for her because she's in the center no matter how you slice it.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
But I do think there's a lesson here for her. I feel like she really was involved in this and posting on Instagram about getting this off the ground. And I do feel like she needs to establish a production company and take herself out of it a little bit and not be so arm and arm with the cast because there's all this stuff that can go down. You know, it was fun. She needs a little distance.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And I think that that's just a good thing to do anyway. Yeah. Because she was very much in the weeds.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It's hard for them. But I think the distance would protect them a little bit. And I think she needs that. I agree. And with all her books being turned into movies, it's a good lesson to learn. Yeah.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
This whole story is so crazy. This little book that all the women for the girlies has turned into one of the biggest scandals in Hollywood in years. It's not the biggest of this type.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Stranger than fiction. Correct. Our fifth and final story, a little sports news. Aaron Rodgers has been cut from the Jets. I'm very like, I'm not happy about this.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I spent a lot of my time watching his documentary. And so when I saw that, like, you know, they're telling this comeback story about how he's going to like be with the Jets and win the Super Bowl. And by the time I watch the documentary, like they're already at, they're not even in the playoffs. So I was like, oh damn, it's not their season. But you know, I'm still like rooting for that moment.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And now he's been cut from the Jets. He will not return as quarterback. And I have to assume like he's going to retire, right? It's such a bad way to go out. I don't think he's going to retire. He spent, he worked so hard healing himself. I think he wants another season. Where does he go? You know where he should go? The 49ers? Yeah.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
You guys, I already know that's why it's not news to me, but I'm going to still act like I don't.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I think he has got his work cut out for him, but I think it's also the Jets. I think he's still a great quarterback. He works so hard. He trains so hard. He literally broke records in how quickly he healed his heel. And he's such a mentally...
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
If you love something, set it free.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
He can't. I think he should go... Well, he'll go to another team. I like the 49ers. I know. Even though, like, Brock's really working things out. He's not, like, amazing, but he's good. I do think... He just got married. You can cut him. In watching his doc... No, not cut, because it would be, like, a short-term thing. He'd be back up. He'd be like a... In watching his documentary, like...
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
The 49ers were like where he was supposed to go. That's like where he. Really? Yeah, like when he was drafted.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
The way I remember it, he's from the Bay Area. When he was drafted, they needed a quarterback and he was hoping that that's where he was going. He had a really bad draft experience. It was a draft day situation where nobody really wanted him. He wound up being drafted to the Packers, but they already had Brett Favre who refused to retire.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
So he had to ride the bench for a number of years until it was his time. And the 49ers have always been the one that got away. Well, I think it's actually late. And maybe Brock could train under him. I think Brock needs a little bit of that Aaron Rodgers toughness. Who's Aaron dating right now?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
So no one at the moment, but I do think the 49ers are where you go to find love. Oh, to settle down. I just feel like the 49ers have good... romantic energy they seem a lot of them seem like very happily and like stable partners I love that and because you could be with a girl from LA right Olivia Culpo it opens up the pool Olivia Culpo you're not saying like we have to move to Boise yeah
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Oh my God. And I could just get so excited for every game.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Oh, I was like, what was my Queenie? My Queenie is a Friday edition. This part of your new studio.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
This studio and this experience is totally my Queenie. They had a great way to end the week. It's giving such like Monday energy on a Friday. Like we're bringing out the big guns and it's just been like so gargy to look at and have a fresh new environment. It's brought out some freshness in us. So the studio is my Queenie.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like I, I'm good. My weenie of the week is unfortunately the Kansas City Chiefs. Oh, wow. They played in such a weenie-like manner.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
They barely gave us a Super Bowl. Like, we might as well have not. We didn't even have a game. Even though, like, towards the end, Patrick kind of, like, threw the greatest touchdown of all time. It's so irrelevant. Which is so crazy. Yeah. Like, the longest... The longest yard. The longest yard. Very much weenie behavior. Like we were all rooting for you. We all like got dressed and cooked.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
In our faces. People traveled and they got hotels. Sitters. Everyone was just like showing up for a game and like you guys couldn't hack it. And then you didn't even show up. Right. Very much weenie like behavior. They are an instance of I'm sure in the future they'll be the queenies. Yeah. But like the week isn't over and like you're still nursing that L. Yeah.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I'm sorry, she is. I feel like the discourse that I've seen about it, people are thinking that it's, they're not disagreeing with Mandy about the craziness.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
And I'm sorry, everything that's happened to you, but you are wrong. No, you are wrong. When I think about that picture, I'm like, damn, Amazon. You can get it anywhere, anytime. Imagine if they didn't deliver and it was the person's only receiving address to get stuff and they're like, we're being discriminated against because our house is burned down. Right, but we still have land. Right.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I just, I think it's preposterous. I understand seeing that picture, like seeing that image like driving up and there's a box in front of the rebel and it would be more like a ha ha moment. Not even a ha ha, it's kind of like a cultural statement. I could see that winning like photo of the year. Yeah, rather than like a shame on you for doing the job that I asked you to do. Yeah.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
So it's poetic, but it's not unjust. I agree. She's gotten like a little carried away. With the praise.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. Okay. I'm so glad because I actually kept thinking about it. I saw people's takes and I'm like, wait, I disagree with all of you. Every time I see the picture more and more, I'm just like so impressed of that box standing there. Like a phoenix from the ashes.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Love ya. Bye. Just in time for games day. Games tune. Games tune. Games tune. I hope this brings a little games to your life. Thumbnail.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I think it would just have been too... Too much content. Yeah, no, I didn't see that for you. And you have made a lot of it now that I think about it.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, and now I hear like it's optional. What? You know, like some people are like, I'm not doing that. I'm not drinking that.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, by the way, I don't have a friend who's not taken the test. It's more so like things I've seen on the internet. Of course. People being like, by the way, do you know like you don't have to do that? No, I didn't know that.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah, I wonder what Dr. Fox would say if you said, I don't want to do the test. The thing about Dr. Fox is like- He's very understanding. He is, but I also don't question him, like whatever he says. Yeah, no, but I just wonder like what he would say. Would he say you have to do it? What would he say? I don't know. What would the fox say? What does the fox say?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I am yours, I will forever be yours, and today especially, I am yours. I'm yours. I love that. Yeah. It's really beautiful that we're spending Valentine's Day together. My driver driving me down here, he was like, oh, are you having like a big Valentine's Day dinner with your family? And I was like, no. Like, why would you say that? And I'm like, oh, it's Valentine's Day. That's why.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Zach and I have yet to acknowledge that it's Valentine's Day. I feel like he forgot. And I feel like because I've so lowered the bar over the years on gifts, those things don't matter to me as much anymore. I feel like he thinks I don't need flowers. I don't know if he got me flowers. He needed to have gotten me flowers.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I really thought you were. And I hate to brag, you know, I hate to brag. I thought you were about to read something sappy and I was like, wow, Jay Shetty got the best of you. She's changed.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Oh my God. I was like, ever since she got some validation about her Jay Shetty clip, about her relationship with Ben, she's like bringing more of that energy to the show.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Oh, my God. Shorty, that's beautiful. I just wanted to. I want to love, like, all the time.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
don't cry get you a man who wishes you a happy game tunes day by the way remember when Jeff Bezos' text got leaked and all the toasters like recreated his text messages text your man happy game tunes day and let us know what he says well at least you've gotten wished a happy game tunes day right because my husband and I we haven't exchanged pleasantries yet but we were also like on different tracks this morning like we haven't like looked each other in the eye yet so let's see I think I'm gonna leave it to him to like
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
wait to see when he's going to acknowledge that it's Valentine's day. And it doesn't like matter to me so much, but now I'm curious, like, does he remember? Will I be getting flowers? And I'll know if they were ones that were ordered, like, or like picked up from Publix. He loves that. Yeah. He loves. And you know what?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like I've like clowned on him for like getting me flowers from the grocery store. But like they're nice. They are nice, by the way. But there's something about like, you know, ordering something a few days before. A little preparation. I don't think I'm getting a gift because like usually we would discuss such a thing. But a flower would be nice.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Cargy or what, like scale one to ten?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Gen X is above us. Above Y. We are Y. Right.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, they could never. It's such a treat for us to be in like such a professional studio and just sit down like a bunch of talent. I commuted to work today.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I think they would like that though.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It would be like those crazy kids.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like kind of random, just like little anecdotes, I would say. Little anecdotes to wrap up the week. Today is more so about us being together, though. I would say like that's the theme of the day. Love. That's kind of the big story. Game tunes. City slickers. Being in a party new environment. Extraordinary Americans. Extraordinary Americans. Yes. And that's all, really.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I never like, I had an answer until you asked me that question. You always do that to me. And I'm like, now I don't know. I shouldn't have given you the options. What kind of pants are you wearing? Capris. Yeah, I would say capris too. These are capris. And aren't they nice? It's like a trouser capris. It's really lovely. Well, because I was coming to the big city.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
So I wanted to wear something nice. All the way from Boise. While also we have a day with the kids. So then I could take my sweater off. I'm wearing a t-shirt bodysuit.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
No, we came all this way to our PNS, Parsi New Studio.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Just like a very regular but extraordinary day for me. We're so American. We're so regular but extraordinary.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. So I need my outfit to have some versatility. Of course, of course. While also respecting homage to being in the city.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. Oh, also, I drove on the highway yesterday. It's beautiful. I don't know if you heard. Everyone was kind of talking about it. Actually, I didn't hear. I read about it on page six. Yeah, everyone was talking about it. And I just have to say, like, I don't know how people text and drive. Like, I can barely breathe and drive. I can barely scratch my leg and drive.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Like, when I got on the highway, I was like, whatever the music is, I'm not going to be able to change it forever.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
eating oh I don't know how people do anything and drive on the highway also my leg was gonna cramp I couldn't you can't move your foot an inch you couldn't reposition on the pedal like oh my god it's stressful out here I don't know how you guys do it yeah well us big city slickers does it get easier like yes which part gets more comfortable like
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
My hands were like stuck. White knuckling. My leg was seriously going to cramp.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Relax and be myself. Right. Well, I had to give myself a lot of pep talks. Of course, my number one thing is like Margo Ashery drove on the highway after like three months of getting her license. I can do this.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Oh, I didn't even think of her. Constantly must be thinking of her. My role model. Mm-hmm. That was one. And then I'm like, you know what, Jackie, you are an intelligent, capable person. Yep. You can do this. You've built a successful business. You've birthed two children. What is the highway? I have sense. You know, I've got my eyes open. You have sense. I'm very comfortable in my vehicle. Mm-hmm.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I can do this, and I did it. Oh, did you see my henna tattoo?
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
It looks like spray tan that, like, got stuck. Okay, yeah, so I messed it up, but basically... Looks like Beauty by Beats. You forgot to wash your hands.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
I'll take some, but you know, I was feeling spiritual and holy too.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. And just the universe and the way things work. And so I'm glad that we're aligned on that.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. Now, I think without further ado, we can get into the stories because, you know, our family's waiting for us. Our family is waiting for us. We only have so much time booked at the PNS.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Not today. I don't feel weird. No. It's the vibes in the studio. Yeah.
The Toast
Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025
Yeah. So, without further do-dat-do-dat-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you-dat-do need to know.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Like he's like, I'm not just going to like, even on his podcast, he was like, kind of like tough love. On his podcast, he was joking about Jake fighting Mike Tyson. Like, you know, who are you going to fight next? Muhammad Ali? And Jake calls me. He's like, you're delegitimizing the fight, bro. Like, we need people to watch it. It's true. Jake's right.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
So, like, they're getting, they're so much better in terms of, like, having a public brotherhood. But they really insult each other and hurt each other's feelings. It's painful to watch.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
No, but like we just, we would just never have a fight in the public like that.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah. But maybe that's why they're as successful as they are. No, that's why we'll never be famous.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
But it's really... Well, you're a dirty whore. It's really, really... I'm not even going to respond to that. It's really good. I would really recommend it. They're ripe for a reality show. They're so fascinating. And, like, there's just so many... Like, I can't get over Nina. I cannot get over Nina.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah, and I'm going to keep watching for their gender reveal. They have a big fight, like a fake fight in the backyard, like a WWE match with one's pink and one's blue of like two hired wrestlers. That's funny. And then whoever is going to win, that's the gender. Right. Like they're so crazy.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
But I don't know. Christmas is a cake. Like after you're in your sugar coma from Kylie's sprinkle cookie, frosted topped sprinkle cookie. You know that that's the one that I want. Oh my God. I'm sure this gives Kourtney a heart attack, like the dyes in that thing. Yeah. And you know they're not using natural flavors. It's red 40.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
No, it's not a spoiler. Next month is Margot's choice. And I said, Sachi, do your worst. Like I want classic Sachi. I was like, pick whatever like romance novel you'd be reading next. It's kind of like what we need. And I know it's what you love to read. And don't feel like you have to pick something for the redheads.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
There's red 40 in that box and Kourtney has to spit next to it.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yummy. Also, I know Chloe did cookies and cream. Everything Chloe does is just like good. You know, her house decor is good. She did a skillet. It's a skillet cookie. Her outfits are good. Like she just has good, normal taste.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah, but basic and good. Oh, you know what? And you know what? Like Courtney couldn't, I'm glad Courtney did the flowerless one that will sit there because it makes the whole thing feel really authentic because if she did something like not, then we just make, oh, they're just slapping their name on it.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Like she didn't bring the flavor to the box, but she brought the authenticity. And I think the box needs that in addition to everything else.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I feel like sprinkles should be something that you give up.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
No, no, no. Of course they have dyes in them, which most things do. I don't know. I just have a negative association. They're just like little sugar pellets. They're just so stupid. They're so good. And they taste like nothing.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Sick individuals. And then Reese's Pieces and M&M's, again, like there should be no M&M's on ice cream. I don't agree. I know we disagree, but the texture is wrong.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
We want a snitch's choice. It is time, especially after what we read. And she provided. I will be reading my first Lucy score book. Your first? My first. I've never read Lucy score.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
No, it's like they slide on your teeth. You can't get a hold of them. You know what?
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Well, now it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know. And I feel as though you need to know them.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Everybody read that book. I missed out on Miss score. So this will be my first foray into the scores world. Oh, you're not ready.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I do need a domain for my turd main at turd space. Turdmain.com? I think so. What are we selling? What kind of business are we in?
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Maybe it's like wigs that look like your hair.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
So crazy. Not that I'm going to read Lucy's score is that we have to talk about it at a book club. And I feel like it's like all sex. So like, what are we going to be talking about?
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Our first story, since we dipped into it, Alex and Ashton Earle are all smiles on the cover of Vogue Turkey on National Siblings Day, which feels like a coincidence, but a party one.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah, like are the editors at Turkey big fans of the podcast? Hot mess. It's true. And do they have to go to Turkey to shoot this?
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Wait, I'm cracking up. You really think they wanted it to look like Turkey? Because like it is a random sort of spot.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
No, I guess. But like the fact that I even thought, oh, was this in Turkey? Like I think mission accomplished. Right, because it was literally in Florida. But like if they're shooting in Miami, they didn't want us to think it was Miami because they would have done like more iconic Miami shots. Of course, the beach.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Oh yeah, there's definitely like gilded. It depends where you are. But I feel like there's definitely like farmland and countryside. Well, there's farmland and countryside in every country. I'd love to learn more about the topography of Turkey. And even though the Earl girls didn't go, maybe they could tell us what does it mean to be representing Turkey in this way?
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I think so, too. I love family content. Me, too. And you could still be fun. Do you think they could be the next Paul brothers?
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah, I'm down. I like everything that she's doing. These pictures are really beautiful, and it just highlights how this should – it wouldn't be right now, but if this were Vogue America, it would be an amazing cover. Yeah.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah, I mean, they would never like put Alex Earl on at the current junction. But like if they did, it would be amazing. Like sometimes you see, you know, Harper's Bazaar Vietnam and you're not like, oh, that should be a Vogue cover. But like sometimes we see British Vogue. We're like that. That just makes American Vogue look bad.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I feel like this looks really good for them and I can see them on the cover of Vogue.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I'm saying like people are. It's just like we just have to say like Turkey. Yes.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
She is. I said that she should be there and she should be there.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Some sad news because Eric Dane has announced that he has been diagnosed with ALS and he's actually going to begin filming Euphoria season three. So Eric Dane is already headed back to work after revealing his ALS diagnosis.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
He will begin filming season three of Euphoria on Monday, just four days after announcing he has the neurodegenerative disease, which causes loss of muscle control over time. He said, I feel fortunate that I'm able to continue working and I'm looking forward to returning to the set of Euphoria next week.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I don't know about Patrick. But I saw this as former Grey's Anatomy.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
No, I don't remember that. I'm shocked that you do. Oh, you don't remember everyone talking about it? I do. No, I'm shocked that you do.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
You don't even remember what you said about Peppa Pig three weeks ago.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
And at least you got to experience it as if you weren't the person who said it.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Disengage. Disengaging. So, Euphoria season three, are you gonna watch?
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
And I'm actually really excited to just take a left turn with the Satch, because nobody does it like the Redheads.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Is that the vibe that you're looking for?
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Oh my God. You're not going to be watching shows like that.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story? Speaking of, speaking of, Justin Bieber has quit Drew House, his fashion brand, on the heels of a confrontation with the paparazzi. Now, Page Six is calling it a bizarre paparazzi meltdown. However, that feels very subjective. Yeah.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Right, that's what I'm saying will be interesting how we do the book club, you know? Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna read with you guys this month. Because by the way, I won't be sitting and talking about sex with my sister. Correct. So it'll be interesting.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah. But like his shirt was half on. And usually when celebrities are yelling at paparazzi, like they're not headed towards a good place. You know, it's always like one step before the haircut.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Why? Who yells at them? Britney Spears and the umbrella and Kanye and Alec Baldwin and Justin Bieber. And, you know, after like it's hard with Justin Bieber because I feel like he posts stuff that's like seriously so concerning. Right. Yes. Yes. Yes. A friend of mine posted that like I would call. I would call them up. Yeah. Like you might want to take a look at this.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
But then he like goes on and everything's fine. And him and Haley. And then just yesterday they're spotted in Palm Springs. They're going to Coachella like everything. I know. Yeah.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
My tiny baby sister, no. Do I look different? Yes.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. a Thank you.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
One in periods. You guys aren't ready for that conversation.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
And true enlightenment is realizing that tampons stink.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah. But we're having fun as well. Yeah, of course. As you should. They make it fun.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
You haven't sent the link, have you? Project.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
no I haven't secret project secret project alert well thank you baby list such a fast sponsor I'm so happy to spread the gospel because like if you didn't know about baby list like it's about to change your life and no I feel like everybody knows about baby list I didn't know about it until my time came oh I guess like I knew about it because I was like a little late to the party yeah and you're always getting gifts for people because you're such a yeah I'm so generous yeah except for yourself except for myself of course
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Our fifth and final story, Dove Cameron is making news on Armchair Expert. So Dove Cameron, if you don't know her, she's from Liv and Maddie on Disney Channel, but she's also from Descendants 1, 2, and 3. I would recommend skipping 3, but don't sleep on Descendants 1 and 2.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
She's actually the same era as Sabrina Carpenter.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Olivia Rodrigo is like a smidge later. Peyton List, some of these girls, they're post Miley and Selena. Some of you might have slept on them and you were wrong for that because look at Sabrina. And I did not sleep on Dove Cameron. And now my hard work is bearing fruit because everyone's seeing what I've seen for so long.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah. And they sing the cover of that song. Yes. Hold on. I didn't know she dates Mane Skin. Yeah.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
And she previously dated Thomas Doherty from the Gossip Girl failed reboot. Oh, yes. Tell Me Lies. Leo. Yes, yes, yes. She literally invented him. She dated him before because he played the pirate in Descendants.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Did Dove go to the Met Gala? I think she did.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Oh, they. I thought you meant main skin. Oh, no. The other members of main skin, like, we don't know them. She's actually, like, a long-term relationship girl, because she had two serious relationships. She's actually just talking about them, how they were, like, quite toxic. And she's been through a lot.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
So she's on Armchair Expert, and she's talking about, you know, Armchair Expert things, and she was sharing how her dad committed suicide when she was 15, when she started...
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
on live in maddie and it was just like a crazy time and she's going through the details of like being 13 14 and 15 and like living with her dad who had serious depression or like going to visit him for the summer and just like these really crazy anecdotes and she's also so well spoken well spoken and like mature she's not like overly emotional she seems like really um like healed yeah
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah and like thoroughly therapize and she said that she's like I'm I've excavated all of this in therapy like my personal family history and like going back like at the time she was like 13 14 and her dad was seriously depressed and she thought that he was mad at her. So she would like try even harder and he would just like reject her.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
But he was like pushing her away because of what he was going through and like knowing, you know, what his plans were. Oh, that's really sad. Yeah. So I watched a lot of clips from the episode and I've never watched as many clips from Armchair Expert. And I have to say, like, I understand now why Dax Shepard. You get the hype? I get the hype. He's extremely...
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I feel like the term emotionally intelligent is overused, but like he interjects with like, oh, he was like, you know, that I imagine that would make me feel blank. And it's like, right. It's like, yes, exactly. And it's actually like it's not a conversation. It's a conversation, but it's he takes it deeper than you would think. And I didn't realize he was like so muscular.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
I thought he was like tall and skinny.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
What about Mae B. Funke? Was she there?
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
No, Mae Whitman is- Ann. No, she is. Oh, yeah, she's Ann. Yeah. And then maybe Funke is someone else.
The Toast
The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Yeah. No, and he's got riz, I would say.
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The Power of Fresh Undies: Friday, April 11th, 2025
Much more so than I would have ever expected. I just know armchair expert exists. I know people love it. I know like big celebrities go on it. I had no idea what they do there. I imagine.
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Yeah. And he has a co-host who also is.
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Yeah. And they know how to like have conversations and get people to open up without prying. Yeah. Cause she was like, I don't know how deep we go on this podcast. And he's like, Oh no, we go deep. So it wasn't even him. making her go, like she felt like she was going in.
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I don't know exactly what dove was promoting. Maybe a new album. She makes a lot of music.
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She's extremely talented. She's extremely talented. But yeah, I've followed her for a really long time. And I'll always be a fan of hers. I think she's great and really talented. But I've just moved on. But I'm so happy to see her. I feel like she's starting to get her flowers a little bit. I've been seeing her more and more.
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Yeah, but like the music has to be good. Even when I was like a huge fan of hers, like the music was always just like very, not what I wanted to hear coming off of Descendants, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like dark and artsy and it's just like not for the masses. I don't know what she's putting out now, but she has an amazing voice. She's obviously very smart.
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Right. She's not coming out of that for a while.
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But this is who she is. Like even the way that she speaks on that, like she's not going to be making. No, she's not headed to the one direction factory for timeless hits.
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But I think she's making a lot of waves right now with this podcast, and I'm happy for her. I'm happy for Dax as well.
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Finally, after how many years he's been doing it, that I finally caught a glimpse of the show.
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Yeah, but also like his guests are not like the swirlies usually. Yeah, that's true. They're not super swirly.
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And the combos aren't super swirly. I wouldn't even say this combo was super swirly.
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Oh, thank you. Yeah, there was like six today. I had to trim them. So I guess you might have to wait until next week.
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I don't want to tease it, but Jamie King did a podcast. She did? And guess which one she did. You're never going to guess. Keeping up with sports? If I told you which one she did, you might not want to talk about the story.
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Yes. First up, Queenie, would you like to go first? My Queenie is the person who was going to be the Queenie of my last week, and I said if he is still reigning supreme, he'll be it this week because we didn't do Queenie and Weenie last week.
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And that is the coach of the Auburns, Bruce Pearl.
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But he made it to the final two. The other coach who won is also a Jew, but Bruce Pearl has my heart.
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Tampon is literally a dick between your legs.
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Yeah, he's also known as Brian Perlman at this show. And no one did anything to me like that was more Queenie-like because I was ready to, you know, realize that he missed his chance at being Queenie. And I know that would haunt him forever. But he is still my Queenie of the Week. He lost with dignity.
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I'm glad I wasn't in a bracket because I would have put it all on Bruce and I would have lost it all.
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Well, let me know how it goes today. I asked Claudia to do it for a day and vlog it. We're not doing that, by the way. Oh my God, it was a joke.
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Yeah, Pooh Crave has, I'm looking at some of their recent tweets. Oh yeah, share them. The Blackpink's Lisa is set to play Rosa Parks in an upcoming HBO miniseries. No, and like the world is so crazy that you often find yourself thinking like this could be true. I don't know if this is true because another one, this is another one. I don't know if this is true.
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And they're just like, but Jake Shane predicts bossy bottom summer. That's not real. That's not. Okay. Tell me about this one. Kesha's new single Yippee-Ki-Yay has hit number 29 on the Icelandic iTunes chart. It's possible, but I'm going to say no. On the Icelandic iTunes chart landing her biggest comeback in years.
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Shane Dawson is currently ranting on Instagram Live after his local Taco Bell wouldn't serve him Doritos Locos Tacos during breakfast hours.
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That is funny. Okay. Who's your, oh, I'll do a weenie. Sure. It wasn't a weenie filled week, I will say.
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My weenie of the week is Guy Talk. Weenie like behavior. Love. Exhibited through and through. He's actually the definition of a weenie. He's the definition of a weenie. He culminated the season in a weenie like fashion.
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I guess you could eat a cottage cheese bagel during Passover.
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Yeah, because it's nice to have like a fresh nether region every time you go to the bathroom or every two, like, you know how it is when you're pregnant, there's a lot going on. And like, it's, you don't even, it's not, it shouldn't be a concern of yours. And I actually fell into that lifestyle. Necessity was the mother of invention because of my surplus surgery.
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It is. I'm so proud to say I have not fallen into this. I've not even been to ingredient bagel curious. And what I also find weird, I see people doing it who like, who don't make shit, right? Like they order everything like. Why is this what you're making? It's not like they're people who like always are looking for healthy alternatives, always are looking from scratch, like want a keto bagel.
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They've been waiting their whole life for this. Like they're the laziest fucking people, but they'll make a two ingredient bagel.
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And what's funny is I actually feel like a little guilty that I haven't done it because I'm like, I sometimes eat a bagel and maybe I should have a two ingredient one. Everyone says they're so good and fluffy.
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They look like raisins. And why is it Bethany Frankel?
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Talk to her and tell her she can't. Especially during Passover because what's the second ingredient? Flour?
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Yeah. No, it's really, it is crazy. But the baseball player making it doesn't bother me because like that's like an athlete who's like,
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Correct. And like, and then like try and make it into a bagel shape, which doesn't seem easy.
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No, it literally looks like ass until they put it in the oven and it like somehow rises. And then it comes out and it looks like an old man's ass. And they put everything but the bagel seasoning and like they make it look like a bagel. They think that EBTB is going to save it and it ain't. No, it might mask it, but we know what's in there.
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And I was on progesterone, which if you've been on vaginal progesterone, like, you know, so I started wearing pads. And then even when I didn't need anymore, I was like, I like this. It feels like a fresh pair of undies. Frundies, you love frundies.
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Yeah. I think it will come to an end soon.
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We should have taken off Monday because it is, like, Chol Amoed.
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It's Yom Tov. We're working on Yom Tov. Tsk, tsk.
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Yeah. Have potato chips, have French fries.
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I would eat rice and just take, you know, claim it. And don't forget about the legumes. But some people have legumes. I don't even like rice.
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But maybe a little crispy rice. So good luck, everyone. Spicy tuna crispy rice, a little sushi.
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I think you're gonna like the diaper phase of things too.
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Yeah, but keep me posted. Thank you for trying something new, even if you don't like it. Of course. I appreciate you listening to your big sister. And being open. Finally. Finally. So let's see how it goes. But you look beautiful with your pad on. Thank you so much.
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I should have sent you an advanced copy of the redheads.
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Yeah. Maybe not Taylor Swift, but I'm sure we could think of an artist.
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You need Lewis Capaldi. I just need something. It was like 45 minutes. We'll turn your baby.
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Yeah. It's all the money you're saving on a crib.
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And you have a lot of time still. It happens in a second, right? In an instant.
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I would eat popcorn. I'm not strict about Passover. I know you aren't. Maybe I should be more ashamed, but I don't know why. A lot of times I feel guilt about certain things in Judaism, and that compels me to follow it, even if I don't want to make Yom Kippur.
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Hey, Turdy Lou. Hey, Turdy List. Good morning. Happy Friday. Happy Fridays, you guys. We did it. It's very exciting. This one is an earned Friday, don't you find?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm very driven by guilt. And Passover, for some reason, I'll, you know, I'm not going to eat a bread. That's rude.
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Yeah, I'm not super strict with it. I would 100% eat popcorn. Maybe not on the first day. Yeah, right.
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It's true. But, you know, and I also have those matzahs that I'm eyeing in my cupboard. So I'm actually not dreading Passover.
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That's true. I should have made a pargy loaf. I don't know why, because Passover, I knew it was this week. I was like, oh, put the starter away. I threw away my starter because I have like discard in the fridge. No. And I should have made one more pargy loaf, but I guess it takes me like a few days to eat it. So I would have had to like throw away a lot of loaf.
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Okay, that's a good point. I was actually going to go out to dinner tonight, but not in a homemade sort of way. I was going to get steak, which I could do anytime.
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Yeah, maybe pivot to an Italian restaurant.
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Have you decided who's the Jackson, who's the Claudia yet?
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Yeah, we'll have to dig deeper. Do you know what I did last night? Something I said I was going to do. And on my content plate, something I watched.
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my god of all the things for you to cross off your list we didn't need you to watch that you did claudia it's so amazing really i watched two episodes i think there might be three so far because i know like the next one's the gender reveal oh my god i was crying i was crying when nina like crying tears tears when nina found out she was pregnant and she's sharing it with logan it was oh and when he facetimed his mom oh my god and like she has these like two sons and they're such like big dope stars at one point that you would never be a grandma
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yeah yeah for sure oh my god she just like was speechless it was so cute I like the show so much it's so real the first episode is all about um pitching the show it's like what they filmed it's all about the show they have a family meeting talking about if they should have a reality show Nina doesn't want to do the show because she wants to get pregnant and she doesn't want she wants to be relaxed in her pregnancy yeah and I also thought it was because she was like you know highbrow and like
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everything she's done is like so legit and traditional media and like you know oh that's so funny i don't see her that way oh my god i so see her that way is like so alice so cool like untouchable and she's so not what you would think she is like in the same way alexi is like so sweet with a face like that like same with nina act out oh my god she's laughing all the time everything logan says she can't stop laughing like crying laughing she's so down to earth so is um
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Yudda. It's spelled Yudda, but it's Yudda.
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Yudda. She's great too. And Nina eventually does get on board for the show, but it's really funny. They're very real. And their family is just like so crazy. And like Nina Acton is just in the middle of it. Like she dated Leo. Like it's just crazy. I guess like she did date Leo. That's really crazy. Yeah. But they're so in love. Same with Jake and Yada.
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Like it's so amazing how they talk about each other. The show is so, I love so many aspects of the show because I think they're fascinating and they're so impressive and they like make so much money. They are very interesting people.
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He's just like in the car trading crypto and made $2 million in the car ride. Like they shit money. It's really enjoyable. So jealous. However, what's funny is like their bread and butter and the things that they got famous for and like what they do, their content is so not for me. No, not at all.
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When they're doing like their Paul brother saying like the pranking and like, you know, Logan flies a drone.
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Like a little bit because that's who they are as brothers.
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Sometimes they're doing content, but also it's just on the show. So like they're at like a lake house and Yudda and Jake are on a canoe in the lake.
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and logan flies a drone over them is like swatting at them and jake takes an oar and like like bashes it into the water and the drone is still working in the water they're watching the fish and then a bunch they also each live with like 20 guys which is so crazy which is so crazy i don't think logan does because nina lives with him right but jake does because yet and him are still long distance because she's training for the olympics um
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I have worked hard to. Redheads came out yesterday, finally. It's worth the wait. We're seriously hysterical. I really enjoyed editing it. So take a listen to that after you listen to this. Whether you read the book or not, it actually doesn't matter because it's a book of short stories.
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All these they get like search and rescue they're all in the water looking for the drone like it's just like it's so male humor.
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So like I'm not their target demo but I really really like the show and there's a lot of love but there's also like a lot of craziness like the way they have such a love hate relationship it's really. The two of them. The two of them. And I guess in the past, like when they were in L.A., it was really, really bad. Yes, it was very bad.
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Like it started off as that and then it bled into real life because how can you not take offense at these things? Right. And they just like hated each other. And now they have a really great relationship, but they still really get under each other's skin. Like Logan, like just is constantly putting Jake down just because he thinks he's a truth sayer.
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Pete is Tampa. Thank you for clarifying that.
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It's pargy out there.
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Near Siesta Key.
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13th? 13th is Thursday, yeah.
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She would not wear your shoes on the new rugs.
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Glad to hear it. Now I feel like without further ado-da-do-da-do, here are the fast five stories that you need to know. And... I beat the crunch. The crunch. I beat it. We've let so many things go from our past on the show. Like we're really evolving and moving forward that I totally forgot about the crunch. That was the first man down.
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He did beat it because there was no creature to beat. Today's episode of The Toast is brought to you by Thrive Market. My life is brought to you Thrive Market. I actually placed an order last night. I didn't even know we had this ad coming up today and that I would be reading the ads, but that's just how simpatico. And how much vertical integration goes on here at the toast.
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And you can really trust the brands that they have because they've done all the vetting. So it is an online grocery store. I get all of my pantry items, cooking items, snacks for the kids, snacks for me, spices for my spice jar. Everything that I need to stock my kitchen, I get from Thrive Market and I don't have to go diving through ingredient lists because they've done that for me.
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And when I do get my products and I look at the ingredients, I'm like, this is so parchy. Avocado oil, coconut as sweetener. They just have the best products and it has made making this swap from a toxic to a non-toxic flex lifestyle So easy. And you don't have to carry home groceries from the grocery store. You don't have to stand there in the aisle like looking for the best product.
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Well, lucky for me, at this angle, I can't see your feet.
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Trust us, once your order arrives, you'll be hooked. That's S-H-O-P-A-V-A-R-A.com. Remember the name Avara because everyone's going to ask where you got your outfit. Yes, the name on everybody's lips these days is Avara. The name on my closet's lips is Avara these days. So check it out and enjoy. Today's episode of The Toast is also brought to you by Booking.com. Booking.com. Yeah.
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I actually have a trip coming up, and I've been really thinking about all of this, especially when you're traveling with kids. You want to be somewhere that's like walking distance from the places that you're going to be in the neighborhood that you want to be in If you're traveling to New York, no matter who you are, booking.com helps you find the stay that's ridiculously right for you.
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Cool. What I do see is you are wearing socks, so it's not a raw dog.
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Make traveling so much easier with Booking.com and you can get really excited for your trip because it shouldn't be stressful. You're going on a vacation. You're going on a trip, even a work trip. Make it fun. Be in the best place that's going to work with where you're going in a new city. You know, it can be very hard to navigate a new city and Booking.com is there to help you do that.
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So find exactly what you're booking for on Booking.com, Booking.com.
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Yeah. Thank you. And thank you to our wonderful sponsors. Now we can get into the episode. So our first story is some relationship news because Post Malone has a new lady love.
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And it is a bit of a dirty sock.
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It is not me. Why would it be me?
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Oh, no. I'll put the rumors to bed. It is not me. But Post Malone was apparently engaged recently. And not only has he called off his engagement recently,
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to his ex but he has a new lady that he was just spotted with so apparently posty and his ex separated toward the end of last year and he and his new boo whose name is christy lee have been seeing each other at least since the beginning of this year in a recent tiktok video they were all about the pda they couldn't have looked more smitten as her hand was wrapped tightly around his arm on the upper level of a bar while he was spotted by a fan below and gave a friendly wave
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The couple was also spotted strolling in Rome in January, going out to dinner at the famed Mascogne Hotel. You ever been there?
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You know I've obviously pronounced it wrong. The famed Mascogne Hotel? Not a whole lot is known about Christy, but a quick peek at her LinkedIn reveals that she's a design student based in New York City. So she's not like a famous girl. She's just a girl working hard in the city.
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Not in a long time. So we have a lot of new listeners. No, like seriously, not in a very long time. So can you share your relationship?
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I see your whole footprints.
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Chopping the tarts.
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Was it something you said?
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Well, that's a special treat for you guys today. We don't always give you something so exciting, but you do have Ben's foot. You do. I feel like you always have Ben's foot. This is what I'm saying. No, there are only so many certainties in life. Death, taxes, and Ben showing us his foot.
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I feel like Klaus O'Claude would have clocked that. She'd be like, oh, you know, she would have had a pit about something that you said, even if it didn't offend him. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like she'd been on alert for that.
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It was just a moment in time.
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Yeah, he's not engaged. He doesn't require a gift. He's just dating a new girl.
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It's true. I don't know why we talk about Post Malone all the time. He's so fabulous. He's so fantastic. He's like really the greatest right now. Like he does everything like love him. We never think about him as like an eligible bachelor. He's not even on our list of singles. Like I'm never like, oh, he should go out with so-and-so. I don't know why. That just doesn't come to mind for me.
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I never think about like who he's dating, but maybe that's also because I just assume that he's someone who's just always like with a million girls. It's possible. But then he's also so down to earth and like, as Taylor said, like so respectful and has such manners. And I feel like a man like that wouldn't, you know, be, I don't want to use a derogatory term. Out on the town.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I don't know, but he has a daughter with— Oh, okay.
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With his ex that was born in 2022.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, so maybe they were together for a while.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
He does. Incredibly eligible. I want to put him now on the list of eligibles, but he does have a girlfriend. But I do think you don't come off the list until... I wonder how Claudia will feel about me tinkering with the lists when she's not here. But I do think she would approve of this.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I'll read the whole list to you. You want to hear men?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Jason Momoa, Michael B. Jordan, Trevor Noah, Shaquille O'Neal, Shawn Mendes, Bill Hader, even though he isn't a really, he should actually come up the list. Josh Groban, Kenan Thompson, Tom Brady, Taylor Kinney, Harry Styles, Devin Booker, Jeremy Allen White, Joe Manganiello, Joe Jonas, Hugh Jackman, Elon Musk, Glenn Powell, and now Post Malone.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay, yeah, because you just helped me put someone on.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Claudia loves talking about Trevor Noah.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, this isn't a list of people that we like.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, it's like people who always find themselves in celebrity relationships. We also have a list of women. And then we like to like put these people together.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
What's going on? I'm excited for the weekend. You know, I've got a fun, relaxing weekend planned. Nothing too much. I'm just like looking forward to some time off. But Claudia being off today just really shook up the week. But I'm very much embracing the Buongelicious definition on the show. I tailored the stories to you as much as I could while also talking about what's relevant. Yeah.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Trevor Noah is like weirdly kind of germane to the list. He's always dating a swirly. The women. Khloe Kardashian. Aza Gonzalez. I do think she just got married. Selena Gomez. Time to take her off. Lori Harvey. Minka Kelly. Kim Kardashian. Florence Pugh. Kelsey Ballerini. Giselle. Okay, it's time to take her off.
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Cammy Marone, Kendall Jenner, Stassi Baby, Ariana Grande, Sofia Vergara, Sophie Turner, Kristen Cavallari, Kacey Musgraves, Kim Kardashian again. And Kristen Cavallari again.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
This is a horrible list. When we go through the list, we're like, this is horrible. And so uninspired. Like, I don't feel. No. I don't feel like I want to set any of these people up.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You think they are OTP? I actually don't have an issue like with them choosing each other.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, okay. That's it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
When Claudia comes back, maybe it's time to update the list. Just anytime a couple breaks up, it's like when we're sad, we console ourselves by being like, oh, well, now there are two great people who can both go on the list, like Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
She's dating her aristocrat.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You know, like it's not about, it's not like an A-list thing. It's just more of a, like an interesting thing. Like who we would like, like even when Kaya Gerber and Austin Butler broke up, then they had to the list. Who can we put Austin with next?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I'm not sure how familiar you are with this person, but it's pretty big news in the Bravo sphere because Teddy Mellencamp, do you know? I do. Okay.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
She says that doctors have found five more tumors in her body amid her cancer battle. So Teddy Mellencamp shared an update with fans as she has been going through it the last few weeks. We hadn't really heard from her because she had found brain tumors after having had skin cancer. And she said,
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
The doctors discovered five more tumors in her body after they previously removed four from her brain last month. She said, update for my scans today. I have three more tumors in my brain and two tumors on my legs. These are all a direct result of my melanoma. So yeah, when we first reported this, we were like shocked at how someone could be going through so many of these things.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And I'm excited to co-host with you because we haven't done a Bunch and Sponge spectacular.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like what are the odds? But apparently they are connected, the melanoma and the tumors. So yeah. People had explained that to us, and now she's also explaining it. Despite the news, she said that she's feeling positive about her outcome, adding that her doctors are hopeful that immunotherapy and radiation will effectively treat them.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
She said she's feeling positive that she'll win this battle, that she got this wig. She said, I like the short hair, just not the bald spots, and that I can remember the name of all of Angelina's kids. That's funny. She has a sense of humor still.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Very, very scary.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And you haven't been in the new studio. What are your thoughts?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah. Something like that.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But it's really like early detection. Yes.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And she's hopeful and there's treatment ahead of her. And so just really praying for her, hoping for the best. How do you know Teddy Mellencamp?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Oh, that's so funny. But you did have a Housewives era this morning when I was talking to Ben. We were planning for the show. I was like, is there anything that you want to talk about? I'm going to cater the stories to you. except for this one. And he was like, I want to talk about Desperate Housewives. So I feel like this would be a good time for you.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Oh, do people know that they're starting a podcast? Is that like embargoed information?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
They're very different. Like, one is drama series scripted and the other is reality TV. Yeah.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Well, Desperate Housewives was the inspiration behind Real Housewives, just like the OC was the inspiration behind Laguna Beach, where this fictional show was so popular, and they were like, let's show the real people.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay. You know, Claudia's been sharing updates with us. Okay, she has.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Brie all day.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Do you have a little bit of anyone else in you? Like I think I'm a Brie Lynette.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I think you're a Brie Carlos.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like probably once. Yeah.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, they don't make them like that anymore.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Are you ready for our next story?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Because Mindy Kaling is reacting to all of the fanfare around her appearance on Meghan Markle's Netflix show. So I'm sure you've seen the clips of Mindy on With Love, Meghan and that moment where Meghan in the Sussex of it all, you've seen that.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's a GSV. It's a gorgeous, swirly vibe. And what are your thoughts on the frames?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Oh, you haven't seen, I feel like I've been inundated with this one moment and like so many like think pieces about when Mindy was called her Meghan Markle and she's like, you'd suck six now, don't you know?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's weird that Meghan said that.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah. When we first talked about it, I was like, well, yeah, Sussex is their little family name. I've since learned that no Sussex is not their last name. Like that's inaccurate. Like it's not like, yeah, it's not like Kate is like Kate Wales. It's just like when the kids go to school in the Royal family, they give them that as a last name just to like make them normal.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Um, but that it's just really for school. Like it's not their family name. their last name is Mountbatten Windsor. That is Harry's last name. I think that's what's on her kid's birth certificates. Unless like, what's the last name? Mountbatten dash Windsor.
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Oh, no comment?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, no, but her name is Meghan Markle to all of us. Like, colloquially, she is Meghan Markle. On the show, then I started to notice the credits. It says, like, starring Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, which sounds nice, but, like, what's your last name?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And also, it's like, one, what do you go by? Like, say, you know, for paperwork and stuff. And also, what's your legal last name? Did you change your last name when you got married? Before this, I didn't care the answer because, like, royals and last names are weird. But now it's a conversation. There's so much discourse around it. I am very curious. Like, what does your driver's license say?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Oh, I shared them on this show, so I don't want to bore people. I was very excited for this show because this is the kind of content that I crave right now. Like, I do really like cooking shows and just, like, how to enhance your life and things that will inspire me to cook clean. Not craft. I'm not a crafter. But, you know, better myself. Sure. And it just like really lacked purpose.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You can speak about the frames if you have something positive to say.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like each episode was so unstructured. It's not that I need structure, but I do need a point. And like she starts with the bath salts. Then we're putting snacks in a bag. Then we're making candles. And like all of these things, it's like... I want more information from her on like why she's passionate about these things.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Like even the cooking, she talks about how she didn't cook much growing up and now she like loves to cook. But I just like would love to know how she learned to cook. Like when did she learn to cook? Just like more personal anecdotes. And then also the point of the show of like, if you're not an expert chef, like what are we doing? Are we trying new recipes together? Are you teaching us something?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's just, it's kind of a mess. I feel like they took on too much and they just thought that like her doing pretty things in her kitchen would be enough and And as I watch more episodes, like it's it's like it's way. The first few were like light and sweet. But now in the subsequent one, she's doing the same things and just like putting like flower sprinkles on everything.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's like ridiculous at this point. And it's it's not really strong at the moment. What did you think?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Do you not like them?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Welcome back to the Toast Happy Fried Dairies. Today is a very exciting day. I would say it's a little bittersweet because my girl, Koj, is sick. However, on the bright side, her wonderful husband, Buon Gelish, Ben Sopper, is stepping up to the plate. Hey, Buon, how you doing?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Interesting. I love this.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, but also there are shows, like we said, Selena and Chef, where she was learning how to cook with expert chefs. And so we're all learning together. That works for me.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And you need to learn how to cook.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I'm cooking all the time. And I think that's really what it is for her, which is something that I seriously relate to. That's exactly my same experience. And I find none of it really relatable, which it should be.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And she's also trying to be, like the whole aesthetic, like it's not like she's making things, she's in the kitchen is like trying to inspire us to do things and trying to make things relatable. So the fact that it's not is a miss. Like there are things about Martha Stewart that are not relatable. I just want to watch like an incredible person do an incredible thing.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, Megan also seems to be very passionate about gardening, which, like, I want to learn how to garden. Like, no one will teach me. Can she teach me? I feel like that's something that she knows how to do. There's not a lot. She's just, like, picking from her garden, but, like, what about seeds?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, but, like, she's the one who got a TV show, so get to work, you know?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah. Well, she had her beekeeper on.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But I don't want bees.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
She makes her own honey and now she sells it too. I also think the product – she launched the product – It'll be available in a few months. Like I think she should have waited. I think she should have waited because it looks silly. She should have done the show like built up demand like, oh, everybody wants flower sprinkles, honey, and my preserves. Here you go.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
This chair is parchy.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
As opposed to just like assuming that everyone would because it looks just so self-promotional. And of course, at the end of the day, it is because this is a business and you want to sell things. But there's ways of making it look more organic, I think.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
She's selling these motherfucking flower sprinkles that in the first episode I was like, oh, that's cool.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's like flower petals, like really small flower petals that you sprinkle on top of the food. They're edible. They only provide like prettiness, nothing else. Like a sprinkle. But like you wouldn't put sprinkles on like everything. She made avocado toast with a fried egg and put on top flower sprinkles.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Not necessary.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Well, she was like – no, it was like she was starting off the show, but she was hungry, hadn't had breakfast, so she made her and her producer like just a little – whipped up a little something, which is actually the kind of stuff I like to see because that's like real life, just like whipping up an avocado toast with an egg.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, it's so true. You could put like, if I want to co-host with someone in my house, like we could both sit on the chair.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Jackie, that's what I watch. Joanna Gaines show.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's good show wants to be. And I think that I think between that and apparently the Pamela Anderson cooking show, like that's the template. Joanna Gaines is so good.
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Do you know what that is? Not the app.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But it's like an app.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
They have it on the plane?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Have you ever made your own tomato sauce?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I gotta send you this recipe. I gotta send you this recipe. Send me. My life has changed, Ben. I can't eat Oreos anymore. Can you imagine?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Onions caramelized, like, for 20 minutes of, like, slow stir.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Crushed tomatoes from the jar.
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Basil oregano, dried. A little bit butter.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Oh, my gosh. Sam and Ben made it for me when they came over. They've ruined me. And then I saw another recipe for tomato sauce on Reels last night. I want to try it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Fresh pasta, I think, is what's next for me.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
The thing for the KitchenAid?
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It lends itself to relaxation and comfortability, which are great when you're trying to podcast and be yourself.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I think I'm going to make a challah today.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I find making challah really hard.
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Like, rolling out the strands. They're never the right size.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I once read somewhere that literally ruined me. I read this, like, a few months ago that was, like, you can eat whatever you want if you make it yourself. Which I think is actually, like, a good premise. Like, if you make, like, cookies from scratch, like, you can eat them, you know, because... It's healthier, one, and I don't know, two, and like the time, all the calories you burn making them.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I was going to say. Or like pasta and all those things. But I do think like she didn't have us in mind when the person said that.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, but I think you will be healthy because you're eating like healthy ingredients in home. For sure.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
If you're a person who eats a lot, like you're not going to lose weight that way.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah. Same.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I eat because I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy because I eat.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Yeah, lean.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That's the best quote ever.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That's that bastard. I am that quote.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Anyways, to go back to the story, and I actually don't want to go back to talking about Megan, but what Mindy Kaling did say about like the fact that this clip has gone so viral, she said, you know, I had a great time. I've noticed that whenever I do something, anything related to Megan, it becomes big news.
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We lean. How's your podcast going?
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She said, we were making sandwiches and then they'll push in on my face on TikTok and they'll be like, look at this emotion you felt. And I honestly didn't even remember it because we shot it like nine months ago. She said, I loved my time with Megan. I'm also like, let her promote her show. It was great and really fascinating seeing the reaction. So she's coming to her defense a bit.
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Yeah, she is a good friend.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I haven't seen it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
No, and I just had this conversation with Claudia, so I don't want to bore people.
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Because I know she said I would love it.
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That's all. Okay, we want more people.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I have a list of, like, things I want to watch in my notebook. Mindy Project. How does that sound?
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Okay, are you ready for our next story?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Actually, something really funny. Because CW's Powerpuff Girls live-action reboot footage has leaked. So CW was set to reboot Powerpuff Girls like an adult-centric version starring Dove Cameron, Chloe Bennett, and Yana Peralt, and Donald Faison from Scrubs and...
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
clueless and the reboot was like canceled and now footage from the show which they did film and they put together a trailer for the trailer leaked it's hard to find um because they keep taking it down from everywhere that puts it up but ben and i got to watch it and it's seriously a train wreck um bubbles is drunk buttercup hates gender normative costumes and the other one is what was the other one
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Oh, so the other one was constantly stressed.
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Yeah, it didn't get greenlit.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
That's how bad it was. And you can see from the trailer, like it's like AI's version of, you know, what they think they should be making these days. That just turned out so bad. And you know, I loved Cameron Descendants for Life and I really enjoy watching stuff that she's in. This really would have been the same.
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We were all there.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
So bad, like would have ruined Powerpuff Girls for everyone. And like Powerpuff Girls are for kids. And so to make an adult version of like a kid's thing is always just weird to me and has to really be done perfectly.
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No, it's nuts. Like seriously, one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. I'm shocked that the people who approved the idea were also smart enough to be like, you know what? This can't see the light of day.
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But then like it was weird. I mean, it's only a trailer, but it was just like this one house. And they keep like filming the outside of the house.
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Try and find the trailer. It's taken down on YouTube. We were able to find it on X, but like every post I was sending back, it was like still coming down. But just search Powerpuff Girls trailer and like try and watch it because it's really painful.
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Oh, yeah. Look on TikTok and just know that we were saved. We were saved.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
So that's what's the latest. And our next story is our fifth and final story. And I have to let you know that our fifth and final story is brought to you by Haya. So Haya is fantastic.
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Claudia always talks about how like Kayla goes wild when it's high a time. She loves taking her gummies and it's so funny and it's so true though. They give you stickers to decorate the bottle. So the kids, it just makes it very fun for them. Something that would otherwise perhaps be a drag is not.
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I have no idea.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't have the script.
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That's really funny, and it's not seared into my memory. Is Josh in Heavyweights?
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Let me ask you something as a friend and fan of Josh. Like what project of his like are you most obsessed with is like most a core part of your.
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Because also this is in the middle of an ad break. A lot of people here.
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Will you text me it? Sorry, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is your phone, like, not?
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Got it. It's not Oppenheimer.
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My favorite Josh role is something I only put together recently that it was him in my favorite part of this movie. You know the wedding ringer?
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I love that movie. Do you know that he's in it? He plays like the groom who gives that really bad speech, who like rips up his speech when they go to see a sample wedding. And he gets so like panicked, he starts quoting Hitler.
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That's our boy Josh.
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He does it all.
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just give me like one second. It better be good. Will I care or is it more?
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Okay. Also, I don't really know if we can hear you because your mic is separate.
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I got to say, I never get to do the ads because that's Claudia's job. I love it.
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I have a passion for sales.
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I'm really impassionate about it.
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You could also use my Thrive Market link. You could.
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on my stories or you can use.
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Oh, now I'm done.
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Claudia, I don't think Claudia will listen to this episode because she knows everything that we're saying and she's sick. But if she were, she would be vomiting at how long we took to do these ads.
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I just texted it to you. I see that you texted me.
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I feel like the teacher's gone. The kids can do what they want. Yeah, I'm sorry. She's so funny.
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Our fifth and final story is a little Masked Singer news, which we never talk about the Masked Singer here, especially because they do a really good job of like never telling us who won or who was under those costumes. But I did see that our girl, spoiler alert, Sheena Shea was the bat.
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Oh, wow. Take a peek. Yeah. Newsworthy.
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I'm so happy for Sheena that she made it onto like a really big competition reality show like this because we all know she really wanted to be on Dancing with the Stars. And she also does sing. So her being on the Masked Singer is really pargy for her. She was revealed to be the latest celebrity on Wednesday's episode of Fox's hit music competition series, The Masked Singer.
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She was unmasked as the bat during the show's Voices of Olympus unmasking of the gods themed night. I do not understand the show or what they do or what the fuck I'm saying. Same. For Bat, though, no one got it right. Everyone, so the judges got to guess. Robin Thicke said Bethany Frankel. Jenny McCarthy Wahlberg went with Larsa Pippen. Rita Ora thought Heidi Montag.
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Then went with Bethany as well. Ken Jeong thought it was Lisa Rinna. Turned out it was Sheener, Marie Shea, and then she sang Espresso for the crowd.
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Why didn't she sing what?
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No, because this song, this show is like people doing covers, like celebrities with pretty decent voices. Like they mask who they are. People have to try and guess who it is. And then you get eliminated like based on performance. And I'm also just gleaning based on everything I've seen. And then you reveal yourself.
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No, I didn't know that. What, you want to be a Masked Singer?
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Oh yeah, we've said this. She would be really great.
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Well, those are the fast five stories for you. Now it is time for our Southern Charm recap. The crew last episode in the Bahamas last night is just a mess. Shep and Sienna. I don't know if like that, if you know what's going on with Shep and Sienna, but basically he's like been dating this girl or he thought he was dating this girl in the Bahamas for the last few weeks.
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They took a cast trip down there, went to, at least they went to a Parchee destination. They went to the Rosewood, I believe in the Bahamas. And so that like she could be with them and you know, meet everyone and blah, blah, blah. And she literally won't give him the time of day and it's like breaking up with him. And it's really, really.
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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.
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weird to watch him just not get a clue and the fact that she stayed at the dinner after she had broken up with him when like nobody really wanted her there because she'd ruined their trip because Shep was like so upset by everything and they're all there for her they could have gone anywhere else and they're just like okay if you guys aren't even together like why are you at the dinner table and because she was at the dinner table they were kind of grilling her with questions which also wasn't fair because it's like listen you guys are all friends this girl's like coming on to this show and
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It's just like not right. It just was uncomfortable for everyone. And thankfully she left and that was the right thing for everyone involved. But Craig and Austin made up, which was very exciting as Craig and Austin fans. They finally had a breakthrough in this fight that they have kept having where like Austin just thinks,
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that Craig, you know, doesn't want to hang out with him and is kind of blowing him off and that he just wants to like be home in his garden. And Craig finally understood like what Austin was trying to say and where he was coming from. And so he opened up that he'd actually been struggling with addiction and like not doing the things that he used to do with Austin.
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Like he needed to not do those things in order to stay on the straight and narrow and And Austin had said like, he felt like Craig doesn't go out because he wants to protect this like image that he's portrayed, you know, this like very clean image and that he's trying to convince other people of this image. And Craig was like, no, I, that image is what I aspire to be.
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Yeah, let me ask you, who has been or have been, it could be multiple people, like your favorite guests?
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Like that image helps me stay in line. I'm trying to convince myself to be that person. I felt like that was a really good distinction and help them like see each other. And like Craig was able to see what Austin had been thinking of him. And Austin was able to understand why,
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what Craig's actually been doing and how it's not coming from a place of, like, I'm better than you and I'm just going to stay home and I'm boring now, but, like, really trying to better himself. And I'm so glad that they had that breakthrough because I think that things will be going up from here. But I think for Craig this was obviously a big moment.
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And I think since he broke up with Paige, people have been alluding to the fact that, like, Paige helped him through a really tough time and she'd always been there for him and, like, I think forgave some stuff. And then coupled with this episode – you do like seem to understand. And it was sad because he talked about how like Paige was so there for him.
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And like, he's never, he, he's never been so connected with another person, like through everything that they've been through and like how grateful he is that she like saw him. And even when he was, wasn't at his best, like she saw that there was a person there and like, It just was like, oh, sucks that they're not together.
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And Craig's your boy.
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And you've spent time with them, like, would you say – When's the most time you spent with them? Because this was filmed in June. So like before June or after?
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Do you feel a difference in their friendship before this breakthrough conversation versus after? Do they seem closer now?
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yeah i think that like austin had said i feel like yes maybe he had talked about it before but i think the depth of how much it affected him was something that not a lot of people knew and he talked about addiction before even in his books he talked about his previous adderall addiction which we saw play out on the show yeah um but i think just like being really honest about that maybe he had it maybe he was more honest on good guys maybe austin missed that episode
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Yeah, all I know... That's what happens when you don't listen to good guys.
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It's weird because he's your friend.
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Having interviewed them, I totally agree. And having had them on the show. Also, Craig also has bees. Have you met his bees?
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Especially because like he's a recent student. And so I find that so relatable when someone's like, you know, they don't have this in their blood. They weren't doing this since they could talk. Like they learned recently and then they're sharing that now. I feel like that's more how I would relate to someone. It's like, oh, you learned this a year ago and you're an expert now.
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Yeah, but what was your personal favorite person to talk to?
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Like Parji, I feel inspired.
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Even if they were like, okay, Ben, we like your idea, but we don't have a need for you.
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I do think they have a need for you.
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I don't think so.
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Probably not. Probably not. Okay, well, that's the Southern Charm recap. Oh, my God, except next week, like, seriously looks crazy because they're back in Charleston. And do you know who JT is?
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They're, like, literally, how are you spending all this time in Charleston?
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I know, but it's like that you go into parties with JT.
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Okay, also I need to mention something that I saw this week that I wanted to mention when we talked about Southern Charm, which is Vanita. So she shared that basically she had a conversation with JT before they went to the Bahamas where she was like, I'm ready to tell him how I feel about him. I'm making him Branzino. I know he feels the same way. Like, I'm ready to, like...
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take this thing to the next level they're really good friends but they've been flirting all season so she lays it on thick and you know unabashedly is like I like you like I'm ready to go let's go and JT who's literally flirting with her and leading her on this entire time says that he has a girlfriend damn okay she's like crestfallen and upset about this then they go to Bahamas and the whole time in the Bahamas she's kind of like throwing herself at him flirting with him going up to his room when he's sad
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Apparently she like mounted him and he had to like push her off of him. And we're like, what are you doing? Not only is that wrong because he has a girlfriend, it's just like embarrassing. And what are you doing? She posted on her Instagram that the conversation with the Branzino happened after the Bahamas.
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The editors did her dirty looking like she knew that he already had a girlfriend and she's still trying to get with him. So I feel like everybody needs to know that, that even though, I mean, I don't know why she's like so obsessed with JT. That's a whole other story. And he's sending her these like paragraphs and it's just all weird. That conversation happened after the Bahamas.
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So when she went up to his room, she had no idea he had a girlfriend and justice for PETA because that's wrong. Wrong. Next week, Leva is having coffee with JT and she says, you go to the same barber as Ryan and the barber told Ryan that you said...
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Pencil it in for Kojer's maternity leave.
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cut and something crazy i don't know what he said but it's via the barber and i just have to say shout out to ryan because i was watching last night's episode and i was like who is ryan in this world and why is he on the show and why is he on this trip i thought he was rodrigo's husband but then everyone said that he's not i have no idea who he is but now i'm feeling really grateful to ryan and i look forward to hearing what the barber said that jc said yes yes that's your southern term recap you give a great recap
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Thank you, Bunchelish.
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Okay. I've got to pencil it in. You know, I have a notebook now. So if you need me to write anything down, just let me know. Got it.
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Well, there's just a lot to say and also the craggy of it all.
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Okay, thank you. Now it's time for our Queenie and Weenie of the Week.
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Yeah, Claudia usually introduces what the segment is, but I feel like most people really know. It's pretty self-explanatory. Queenie of the week, someone who behaved in a Queenie-like way. Weenie, someone who behaved in a Weenie-like way. I will hold the title for the next seven days, and it's not that serious. Who is your Queenie this week?
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Oh, my God. I really knew you were going to say that.
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I thought we established that maybe you didn't.
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Okay. Let me, I just like.
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That's what I wrote. That's what I wrote. Okay. I think that's really good. Usually we both, like, do queenie and then we both do weenie. But it's fine. Oh, so sorry. We're switching up. There's no rules on this Fry Dairies. My Queenie of the Week are the people who have brought me the most joy this week, and that's Rascal Flatts in announcing their refueled duets album.
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Like, let me just tell you, this has given me such a joie de vivre and a pep in my step. And I love Rascal Flatts, and I do hope that they give us a discount on their private concerts.
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rate because we really want to have them come out for Claudia's birthday to our house in the Hamptons love yeah but now I'm seeing it's like kind of like a million dollars yeah it's a little it's much more or less so we've been priced out how much is Papa Roach how I don't know can't you do a Google apparently you guys did this on good guys yeah we did we did a lot of them are what you think they'd be and a lot of them are actually much cheaper so you just got to find like who's like a little bit down on their luck
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You're seriously asking the wrong person. All of these questions are being asked towards the wrong person.
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Yeah, I think so. My weenie of the week. It's always so tough, isn't it? I think my weenie of the week is going to be... I don't know. I was going to go Mark Zuckerberg with the Benson Boone performance. But like, I don't know. He was having fun. Yeah. Doesn't that like make me a weenie for clowning on someone for having fun?
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So I'll go Oscars.
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No, I'm sorry, like you're not speaking English.
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The whole night. Piece of shite.
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Oh, well that's for damn sure.
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That feels right.
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Yeah, yeah. That's the end of the show, so say whatever you'd like.
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Like a drag queen?
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Oh, you're one of those. You're pretty sick too.
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Well, you know, when you round up.
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The Good Guys, not the Great Guys. Oh my God.
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We should do that in our spare time. And you guys should collaborate with Gabby Barrett for a version of her song, Good Ones, instead called Good Guys. You're one of the good guys.
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I love you like you should one like you wrote the book one you know that song love it of course I wonder what she cost you guys should have her on the pod I'm in I'm in we should do it we should do it we're just such musicians I mean we have music just flowing out of us we're such musicians it's so true we can't stop the beat can't stop the beat is that it you can't or is that we got the beat
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It's a song.
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But it's probably also been used. We got the beat. The Go-Go's?
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Okay, maybe we should end the show before the cards run out. So thank you so much for listening to The Toast, the greatest show on the planet, eons ahead of the good guys. That's what I hear. We love you so much, and we will see you on Mondays. I hope everyone has a great weekend. Make sure to follow Ben at BoyWithNoJob, follow Spritz at Spritz, and we will see you on the next one. Love ya, bye.
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Love ya. No, now we do it on our own because...
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Bye. Why won't we let this episode end?
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One more? Okay, good.
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Oh, okay, great. Oh my gosh, maybe I need to get caught up on my GGs.
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And also some other news out of good guys, which is very sweet, is that you and Josh are both expecting fathers. How has that changed the tone and tenor of the show? Even though he already has two kids.
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So, Simpatico, are you guys, what's the paternity leave policy at Good Guys?
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The hardest working men in podcasting.
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Let her rip.
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That is really funny.
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Oh, so you gave it to her.
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Okay, well, I look forward to you bringing that conversationalism to our show today. We've got a great show for you because we've got Fast Five Stories, a little bit Southern Charm recap. You know I would never miss an episode. And Queenie and Weenie of the Week. And you will be submitting your Queenie and Weenie.
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I'm very excited to hear who yours are.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's not a real brunch episode. No. Until we can hear.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay. What do you do about it?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
As a holistic man who's currently in a cycle of amoxicillin.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I actually wonder about this. Like what does the holistic community say? Like if you have an infection or say you have an ear infection where you like an antibiotic, like, but they're, they don't really do antibiotics. What's the protocol?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I understand. But that's you because I feel like you are, you know, as much as we joke, you are very much a blend of Eastern and Western.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You're a central medicine kind of guy. Central? Yeah. But someone who's like fully Eastern, what would they do?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
But perhaps they are a little bit. She keeps us abreast of her schedule here at the toast. And like she did go out to dinner this week, right?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I don't know if I'm allergic. I just had a reaction. It caused a lot of... Dermatitis was the word. It gave me like really bad itchy red skin, which I already have. So it's just worse.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Listen, can't go by me.
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You ever make an immunity juice?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Sounds pargy. What's the problem?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay. Okay, thinner.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's like, yeah, I mean, you do strain it. It's made by Melissa's recipe, so I'm not taking offense. And the times that I have done it.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I love it. I know you work with her. I'm like, what do you think of it?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Does she not strain it? She does. And I didn't. But you need some of that pulp.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I know you guys are Q-laborators.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
And how are things going in the kitchen?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You haven't been cooking a lot.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
It's crazy that over the summer you did a video and cooked something every single day. And now we barely hear from you. You're kind of, like, off the grid.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
I feel like in this season of like March, it's hard to find inspiration. Like what are we eating right now? I don't know. It's not cozy fall, cozy winter, but it's also not like spring yet. And it's hard to know what the vibe is. So blame it on the season.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Interesting.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
So I understand. And how are things with Alex Guarnaschelli?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You're on pause?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Wait, and I have to ask you, have you watched With Love Megan as a cooking content connoisseur?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
How much did you watch? What did you watch?
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
Okay, that's the best one.
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Throwing The Rule Book Out The Window with Ben Soffer: Friday, March 7th, 2025
You know what? We're actually talking about Mindy Kaling later in the show. So let's table the conversation for then so that we can get into everything. Now that my 20 questions are up, I think I'll let you off. Actually, I have one more question. How spritz?
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I didn't think that was weird either from the way that he told the series of events, they were together Thanksgiving. Then he left and she called and said like, I think we should break up. Then he has to be in New York for press and he's staying at her apartment. Like I think he maybe was in denial and he sort of alluded to how in the past they've had fights and stuff.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
But then he also said they didn't fight. I feel like they've gotten to this point a couple times before of like, but then they push. Yes, shit or get off the pot. Then they push through. So really, maybe he did think that they were going to get back together, in which case, like, why air out your dirty laundry? The next day.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
and to have to like say it the next day, it's like all these girls, like Brianna and Rachel Kirkland, all they wanted was like a, like a week to process. And that's what he wanted to. And it made sense when they say it.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I just feel like that was respect for women.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, and then she also said something about like Craig not defending Paige from the cheating rumors.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, I don't think he did the best job explaining himself, but I understood what he was trying to say, I think, which is like, that's completely false. He never made any sort of, he didn't allude to her cheating, never said anything like that. So like, why does he need to respond to this hoax?
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I think that they have this unwritten rule when it's a man and a woman that the woman would sit in that chair.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And like we said about Paige when we were recapping their podcast episode, like real normal people like never thought that she cheated on him. So like, why does he have to respond to the worst people on the internet and get in the mud with them? And when he said like, I don't want to be involved, it's like, you are, you are involved.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
But like, I understand not responding to absolutely baseless rumors because then it gives people the runway to keep starting baseless rumors.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And I'm sure that a part of him is angry. And he said he's angry because she is moving on. Even though she's not dating that guy, Joe, they went to a football game together. She's dating. And this is what we said. That's where people start to turn on each other when you see them with the next person. And it's like, we're no longer...
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
we're no longer overarchingly having each other's backs because we're moving on. So it's like, I think he's also just mad that she is moving on and he doesn't feel like he contributed to those rumors at all. So why is it his job to squash them?
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, for me, there's not a bad guy in this story. It's like two people who I stan and I once shipped and then like they broke up in a very amicable way, not mutual as Craig says, but like you're allowed to break up with someone, you can call them and then you talk to them for the rest of the week and then you have that final conversation.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
a few days later um she gave him plenty of time to process and grieve without the world knowing which is again just what like Rachel and Brianna had been asking for and like there's not a bad guy in this story I think people just like want to find someone to blame we're so used to that like no and we're mad like we wanted it to work out yeah but we're used to like if something goes wrong like you want to drag someone but I think
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
most of their relationship, like we know what the issues were, but we also know that they really liked each other. And I think that it just didn't work out. And that happens all the time.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
But to me, there's no bad person involved.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, and it's just sad that what he said, it's like you go from someone being like your soulmate, the ins and outs of them, to them being a stranger. That's just like a crazy thing that happens. Oh my God, it's crazy.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
um so wishing them well i i mean i hate that it's gotten to a place that's contentious obviously comparatively to like other public breakups it could be worse but i do wish like we didn't get to this place but i also think it has a lot to do with the ancillary characters austin yeah amanda you know everyone like wanting to get involved but they're making it messy agreed so i would just but i guess it's also like reality tv like these are dramatic people what do we and this is their job too yeah
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I feel sick. I know. I do feel sick. Yeah, you are. You have the flu. Thanks a lot, Patriot Craig. Thanks a lot. Sick to my stomach. Are you ready for our next story? A little soulmate news. because Haley Steinfeld and Josh Allen made their red carpet debut at the NFL Honors nearly three months after their engagement. So the Super Bowl is popping off. We asked where it was.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Finally, last night was NFL Honors. A lot of fun bits, headline news. Haley and Josh walked the carpet together and they kissed when he won MVP.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, but shockingly, Andy is into Southern hospitality. When they were talking about her show, And I don't know any of these people and I don't know the storyline. I haven't had that experience in so long that they were literally speaking Chinese. I don't know anyone. It's not like even a Housewives that I've fallen off with. I see it on social media. I just was watching two different shows.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
But why would Braxton say yes if there were outstanding issues?
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
But why would Braxton say yes? Like, I don't know if he has an issue or just something came up. I don't know. I'm going to give Braxton the benefit of the doubt. And just you're going to say something came up? Perhaps. Okay. I mean, maybe he couldn't get off the floor after watching his girlfriend in that commercial.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I'll put it on the list. And then when we reflect back on it, we'll know whether or not.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
The ESPYs. I guess. Whatever movie she's doing. She looks gorgeous. She looks so gorgeous. And also like a movie star, but also like a girl. You know, just a girl.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yes. Piecing together a couple things, because in the preview for the rest of Southern Charms season, Austin and Craig have been fighting all season. They have an emotional conversation, I think, in the Bahamas where it seems as though Craig is telling him that he was on the brink of becoming an alcoholic.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
and and then he went to focus on like his business and page and like page helped him out of that and that's why he resents austin for like not being like hey buddy because it's like yeah trying not to be i think he said like trying not to be an alcoholic is going to ruin my friendship with austin so that's why he's like big mad at austin and then i saw a clip of carl radke on nick viles podcast talking about page and craig and it's actually crazy that carl said this and i think it's a little you know
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
He asked every question. We've even been itching. Rachel Kirkconnell.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
not right that he said it, but he alluded to the fact that like Craig had, was having some issues in his relationship with Paige and Paige was really there for him and like a lot of ups and downs. Like I feel like there was a,
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
underlying um issue of like alcoholism in the early days of their relationship so when he said that like to Carl said that Carl didn't say that but he was like especially after seeing the preview like I feel like Carl and was alluding to that was alluding to that now I might be like I might need the context reading into the next episode of Southern Charm and watch Carl's interview but it seems like that was also a part of their relationship like her really like rehab
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
debilitating him and helping him not go down like a dark path yeah and so him him giving her credit on that on watch happens i like to me was explanatory of that but i thought it was like got it that carl would say that because that's like a little bit like my business when kyle was like well you came to work cocaine at work yeah yeah yeah like throwing in his face a little bit yeah just that's interesting sorry back to josh and
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Did you see that they caught the guys who robbed Joe Burrow's home?
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
oh you're kidding yes feel like so fabulous I feel like that never happens when we report never celebrity burglaries but it was like a gang of illegal immigrants and there's pictures of them like posing with his like custom diamond necklaces obsessed honestly it's giving the bling ring yeah so oh my goodness well that's that on that that's that on that that must be nice for him
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Maybe that's stuff back to that never happens.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Right. Doing things that the best do. Except Josh Allen is the MVP. Never seen him play before. He is the MVP.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Are you ready for our third story? Mm-hmm. I don't know if I have the energy for this one, but I'm going to do my best. Do you want me to read it? Chapel Roan is challenging a writer who slammed her Grammy speech to match $25,000 donation for struggling musicians.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
So following Chapel Roan's Grammy speech about how record labels should provide health care for the artist, which seemed to end a livable and a livable wage and a livable wage seemed to make sense on its face. Yeah. There is a writer who wrote a piece for Hollywood Reporter.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I also feel like Andy feels like Paige and Craig owe him and the network the truth and that nothing is off limits because they are both network stars. They have benefited so much from their relationship and the network, even at the end of Southern charm, which I'll recap at the end of the show.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Cause I know not everyone watches, but they did a preview for the rest of the season and they film the breakup post breakup. It looks like, because like everyone's in their winter sweaters. Meanwhile, this is happening in spring. So like everyone's in winter Craig and Austin and Shep are like sitting down. He's saying how he bought a ring and he's devastated.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
So like they picked cameras back up, which on the one hand is kind of invasive, but on the other hand, like that's what these two signed up for.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah. I feel a little better. Just talking. My head feels like a million pounds. I got fever in the night. Like yesterday I didn't have a fever. I just had like body aches and chills. And I thought that that would be the worst of it. But no, today is far worse. And it's the flu because that's what's been going around. So something if I had to put a label on it.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And I had told you that Whitney had matched with her on Raya. Yes. And Patricia told Madison that.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, especially for Southern Charm. And then last night, Patricia held her gentleman's dinner and it was like Napoleon Bonaparte themed and the food was Italian and looked so fucking good.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
No, I love Patricia now. Like her home is a museum. I can't believe I was sleeping on her. It's so funny.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Well- She had said a few weeks ago on the show that she had transferred the house to Whitney.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
No, I know. And I'm like laying in bed and I'm like after taking care of like Harry and Charlie all week, I was like, who's going to take care of me? Like who's going to rub my head? It's insane.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, and also the moldings, the art, everything is antique. You have to take care of it like a museum. Every time she has one of her dinners and they sit on her 19th century chairs, one always breaks. And usually it's Craig. That's funny. Last night it was Whitney. Whitney was jet lagged, I guess, and drunk.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And he was being so crazy because Shep was saying, why doesn't Sienna, why does she go see me? Why doesn't she like me? And Whitney's belligerent. He's like... you're not rich enough. You're not famous enough. And it was just like, it was just so crazy.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
I don't think anyone's ever called Shep not rich enough. So that was probably a shock. And he's obviously very wealthy, so she just probably wants more for her life. But it was really, really funny. The whole dinner party was really great. And then what else is new with the gang? Yeah.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
molly molly my girl she did a modeling shoot she's such a good model because she was like posing in the pool it looked like seriously so unpleasant and then they showed the shots like the drone shots and the photographer shots like she just has a face for the camera like she looked amazing they also showed in the previews for the rest of the season that she goes into kishap
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
It's so true. But I don't know if he'll be like open to it because like he's so hung up on Sienna because I guess she's the only girl who like wasn't buying what he was selling.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Taylor wasn't in the episode. Sally wasn't in the episode. I didn't particularly miss them in that storyline. Cause now like we're with the OGs, Craig, they at dinner at Patricia's dinner, they were literally just like roasting everyone. They were talking to Craig about his relationship with Paige and everyone just being like, it's been two and a half years. Like, when are you going to propose?
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And it's like, that's rich coming from this group. Austin's in a long-term relationship. None of them have girlfriends. None of them have girlfriends. They're always like in long term. Like how long did Shep date Taylor for and didn't propose to her?
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
He cheated on her. Like, please. Meanwhile, Patricia is like in my day. If you met someone and you hit it off, you got married. Patricia's been married like six times. Right. No, no. Seriously. You can't tell me nothing about Patricia, but it's just like a room full of people that shouldn't be. Craig shouldn't be listening to him. And I don't even think that he is.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And at a certain point, he's like, yeah, we're looking at rings just to get them to shut up.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
But I'm sure they were. No. And in the previews, he says like he had bought a ring. Right. Yeah. Right.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah. So it's been really a great, great season. And it's just crazy that all of this happened in the spring and that conversation between Paige and Craig, where they're clearly like on different pages was six months ago. So everything's sort of just been... Downhill. Downhill, yeah.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Hey turd, I've been better. I think this is the sickest I've ever podcast. We'll see how it goes. I hope I can speak without choking and I hope that I can have a personality. These are like the first words I'm uttering today.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
My queenie of the week is Michael Buckner. Michael Buckner has been such a cornerstone of our week. A ray of light. Him and his family hearing the episode, reaching out. We had to get the shoot on the books. It's just been a reminder of why we do what we do.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, Zach was off with them, as he should be, because I'm just grateful to get time alone. Of course, of course.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
That is so funny. Who do you have for weenie?
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
My weenie is related to your weenie because my weenie will be the AP reporters who snubbed. Oh, shit.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
What about the state of journalism? I think the overarching message is the weenies in journalism. Yeah, I forgot about those two bitches from the AP. I hate them. It was really the one. Like the other one's going down. I know, but there was. It's true. There was curly hair on the left. Yeah, there was one that was like chapel. Sorry, baby.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah, the other girl is just like her face is associated, but. She's guilty by association. But it was mostly one girl.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
You've got to put on your oxygen mask before anyone else.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
They're probably so happy today because they didn't have to see them. So true. It's a dream for the frame haters. The Wayne's Coding haters.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Sometimes. Sometimes you got to spread yourself thin and just get it done. And we'll deal with my oxygen at the end of the day.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Yeah. No, people love that one, especially in the mama community, like mama reels.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
It's just like when you've already known.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
So you were doing it wrong in the sense of not having, not using the app. Just in case anyone's doing it wrong out there.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And they support families and the family.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Okay, okay. So now without further ado, it is time for the best five stories that you need to know.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Thank you so much. I know I watched Southern Charm last night and Craig was on Watch What Happens Live. I watched all of it and to not come on and discuss when we've been waiting for these sorts of answers. He was being so open.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
That's what I said first. You're saying first. Okay, first story. Craig Conover went on Watch What Happens Live last night following an episode of Southern Charm to discuss his breakup with Andy Cohen. So a lot came out from last night, and I just have to mention this scene on Southern Charm between Craig and Paige. I'm sure you've seen clips.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
they um she was visiting him they went to a farm to like see the beekeeper remember when he was on the toast not to make it about us he was talking about how they love having bees so they that we saw them like go put on their bee start that journey he's so excited about the bees like she's having a panic attack which like is so real and then they walk around the farm and talk about their relationship and like their dreams because he's like salivating like this is my dream chicken like to live on a farm with a bunch of animals and a
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And it's kind of the same conversation that we've seen them have when they've had these hard conversations of like, one, Craig is ready for all of this. And then two, Paige sometimes wants the same thing that he wants and other times doesn't. He says that like she changes her mind a lot and he's just like giving her the time and patience. But then she's also like, well, don't pressure me.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And he's like, I'm not pressuring you. But she's like, even having this conversation is you pressuring me. And like, I think in a relationship, like you're allowed to ask questions.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Maddie from Southern Hospitality, which is Leva's spinoff show. And considering everyone was there for Craig, I actually thought she did really well and was a good advertisement for Southern Hospitality, which I don't watch and I won't watch, but I'm closer to watching it than ever before.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
like hey where are we going where is this going without it being pressure and i think he tried to navigate that as best as possible but she still felt pressured so that conversation then knowing that they broke up like obviously reads differently than the ones that they've had in the past where it's actually the same conversation they're talking about how like they're kind of having now knowing what we know now what knowing what we know we're like okay this is these are the issues that they had and this is why they broke up
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
The only thing that's like a sticking point, it's like Craig never ran out of patience. That's what's so crazy. It's like he didn't say, I can't do this anymore. Like I want to get married and have kids. She said she doesn't want to do this anymore with him.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
Craig was moving to New York. So it's not like that was another roadblock of like, no one will move. Like he was ready to move and be the one to do that. And then she broke up with him. And so then he had to sort of explain this timeline because Paige had said the other day, like they broke up over Thanksgiving. Then Southern Chatham press tour started.
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Jax Takes a Back Seat: Friday, February 7th, 2025
And he's like, did you come on Watch What Happens Live and lie about it?