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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and Happy Hump Day! Hey, Bruno, how you doing? Bruno is doing good, the brutalist. Bruno has just really been showing up to work, putting in the effort.

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What's so funny is he's obviously, like, not obsessed with it because there are no pictures of him from behind on his Instagram.

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Oh, wait. He literally posted on May 7th a picture of him, like, in a bikini. And he doesn't turn around, but he said, Drizzy ain't got nothing on this BBL.

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I don't agree entirely with that, but I understand what you're the point that you're making.

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No, like even the best, like unless there's someone who's had a BBL and we actually don't know because it doesn't look like a BBL. Like BBLs aren't meant to be like subtle surgeries. No, no, no. But let me ask. I won't go into evaluating women's bodies. We could do that offline.

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I'll text you. Let me know if it's a fair question.

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Yeah. Or some version of it. Oh, OK. Larsa.

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ass maybe not yeah maybe not injections a fat injection yeah i just don't want fat injected anywhere like seriously take it away boys what's the opposite of injection dejection like that yeah like i need that dejected from my face not injected that's why i can't relate make something bigger no thanks seriously i guess lips

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So all's to say, Claudia's not getting a BBL anytime soon. Not today. But if she does, you'll know. We'll be sitting on our BBL pillows. So now, without further ado-da-do-da-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you-da-do need to know.

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So a blowout is when the number two does not stay within the confines of the diaper.

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Yes. We're talking up the back, down the leg, down the front. It can be very disruptive to baby, to mama. We're going to need a change of diaper, a change of clothes. We're going to need a wipe down. And if we could find a way to keep the number two within the confines of the diaper, that would be a much more seamless change diaper-changing process for the whole family.

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You're welcome. Our first story, little Sydney Sweeney knew she was spotting getting close to her co-star, Brendan Sklenar. I don't know why he think his name is Brendan when it's Brandon.

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No, but also because something about Sklenar lends itself to Brandon. Phonetically, I completely... Because there's an extra E. It's Brandon. Let's go Brandon.

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Brandon Sklenar. Oh, this changes things. He's just a Brandon. He's not a Brandon. Brandon. He's such a Brendan.

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No, it's true. If it was, it would be Brandon Sklonar.

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That's like saying two different words in two different languages.

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Brandilyn Sklenar and Sydney Sweeney were spotted together at Stagecoach getting close yes but also it's a tight crowd so everyone's close so we're not gonna say that they were canoodling but they were next to each other at Stagecoach they're actually the video I saw he was like directly behind her which I thought was even more intimate than like being next to someone at a concert you know what I mean

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That's why she wouldn't come on. She's not the elk of that.

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I know, but I feel like it's not fair to assume just because crowds are crowded.

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Sure. Yeah, so it's like, let's take a day off, go see a country concert, but I'm sorry. Like, she's 27, he's 34, she's beautiful, he's handsome, she's single, we think, even though she was just spotted with the restaurateur a couple days ago. And the dog, I hope they're not doing dog.

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No. She's single. She's single, but she was with Jonathan DeVino the other day. Maybe they have, like, a life to separate. I think they're having the dog issue. Well... And someone commented yesterday, a lot of people are like weighing in and they said that they did the like co-parenting with the dog and it was a mess. But Judge Judy says that you should never get a dog in a relationship.

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It has to clearly be someone's. So even if we're in a relationship and we're getting a dog, like we have to know whose it is.

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Yeah, but I do feel like whenever a couple is getting a dog, there is someone who is pushing for it more.

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I thought that was a good policy because this is a mess. The more I thought about it, like the more my brain is jumbled. I don't know what the right thing is.

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Yeah, even though I think she raises his star more. Yes, but he's not a nobody and he's really up and coming. He's not a nobody. It's a really sweet, cute relationship. But I also think they're filming the movie together. They went to skate shows. I imagine these are the early days of what could be and they're still figuring it out too. So the added pressure doesn't help.

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But I'm sure they're having fun and I don't feel sorry for them and the pressure.

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That's what I'm saying. Like the Lana Del Rey effect. Where are they when like country is just getting shot on the rest of the year? They're nowhere.

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Yeah, but not child because like she definitely came to us in her teens.

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Interesting. But like, okay, you just go for Lana and then you leave? Yeah. Or, like, you're going for Lana? Like, let's spend the weekend. Yeah, but, like, how are you going to spend multiple hours, like, listening to a genre that you don't like? Like, I couldn't do it.

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So, like, you can... You can make it, like, mainstream. Yeah, like, general.

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I could not curate my day at certain festivals.

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I feel like we were, but that was another time. It was the 80s.

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It was literally the 80s when we went to Gumball.

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Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Our next story. Unfortunately, we have to talk about the interview that Meghan Markle did on a podcast.

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Because it's more personal. The clips are going so viral of Megan having various conversations with

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jamie kern lima on the jamie kern lima show jko so she's talking about motherhood she's talking about her marriage she's talking about her work ethic she's her like that her self-worth her self-worth you know how she feels now versus how she felt then there are so many like takeaway headlines from she cries the interview oh what did she cry about she was talking about um

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Like first of all. Here's some quotes. Like when she talks about Harry. She talks about Harry. She talks about their marriage. And also like they're not getting divorced. She said like we'll be married forever. And so everyone who like thought they were getting divorced, like they're not. Because like. Yeah. No, run it back. I don't think they're getting divorced.

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I don't think they can get divorced. You were believing the rumors for a while. No. Like, even if they fucking hate each other, they're not getting divorced. They can't. They can't. But that's not what she was saying. No, no, no. She was saying we love each other so much we'll never even think about it.

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No, and, like, she says, like, she thinks about the game Super Mario and, like, what's the end goal?

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The end goal of the game, what happens? Like, you slay the dragon and you save the princess. And, like, that's literally what H did for her.

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Well, I think she can't be put in a box if you were to ask her. If you were to ask her. I don't think that she would answer that question. I don't think she would like it.

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The thing is- Do you see that tweet that's like, Megan explains why she calls him H and he calls her M and someone was like- And I imagine it has something to do with his name being Harry and her name being Megan.

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Yeah. And it does make you question, like, is she really like this all the time? And I agree. She's been like this in public since we've known her. In public, for sure. How can someone be like this at all times?

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She told us about, like, how busy she is. And she listed a lot of tasks that she does, like, for various businesses. And she's busy. Yeah.

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I don't think she would like any of our questions.

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But I got the vibe that they are best friends. Because she's like, remember when I told you this? Remember when this happened? Remember that?

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Yeah. Also something about the Mindy Kaling episode that happened in the episode that like kind of bugged me then and bugs me every day now when I make a peanut butter sandwich. Like when they talk about making lunches or whatever. And Mindy's like, no, I do it. I use organic peanut butter. She's like, all that oil. What do you do with it? And Megan kind of just like brushed by the comment.

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Like, no, she really spoke to a truth. Like all that oil on the top of organic peanut butter. You don't have it with Skippy. You're supposed to mix it. You're supposed to mix it. But like, I didn't know why Megan didn't like respond to that. I really wish she had like spoken about it more.

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It's like a real issue. Every day, the oil on the top. Well, that's Mindy being like so relatable. So relatable. I've seen, I think I saw something where someone was like, if you store it upside down, then the oil will go to the other top and then you flip it over. So I'm trying that. I decided to try that.

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I'll send it to you. You know what I should do? I should put it in that butter churner Olivia got me.

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Mindy Kaling was really trying to enter the crunchy convo. And it's such a real thing that she said.

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When you take the nest and throw it out the window.

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Yeah, I would say like make yourself more scarce. But it's like, it's her turn now. It's her turn. Yeah, that's what she's been doing for the last six years.

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Yeah. But I just feel like there's a lot of talking happening.

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people aren't like talk no action people aren't loving like what they're saying everything's being dissected and and some things justifiably and some things not but like I feel like people are being harsh but she is not making it easy criticisms that I genuinely don't agree with um and then I see some that I'm like yeah that's spot on and I just feel like they need to find a way to make money where they don't have to talk so much

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No, but if you're in like turbo sweeper mode, that is the nesting.

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Well, I'm ready for her to go back to acting.

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Someone else's lines. She's a really good actress. She's very beautiful.

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I think that will be next. Like I think she'll finish out this cycle of work. Then Harry will do something. Uh-huh. Harry taps in. Harry taps in. I think he'll sink the ship even lower. And then I do think that she will act again. I would love that. As she should.

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But then also, then you have to remember, and I guess we could have this issue with anyone, any actor or actress who's doing a lot of self- Promotion. Promotion. Just talking about themselves. They could be acting.

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Well, great. Act. Mm-hmm. So, yeah, that was a fun, a fun journey. And shout out to the Jamie Kern Lima show. JKL. Big get. Our next story, a little TV news. Desperate Housewives offshoot show with Steria Lane is in the works at Onyx from Kerry Washington and Natalie Chiades.

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It's the elk of nesting. It's your version of nesting, I do think.

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I don't know how. Yeah, I think it's a reboot by another name. They know that that word is like nobody's going for that at the moment. So it's sort of like a spinoff reimagining. And now it's called Wisteria Lane and it's the same concept. I think it's better, though. I was just like looking, someone sent me something, but I already knew this.

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Like Marsha Cross's personal brand has completely ruined the legacy of Desperate Housewives. Like the way I was like, someone sent me like one of her tweets, like she's like Mahmoud Khalil, the way she tweets.

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I actually think that if all the Whitman came back and Mark Cherry, this is a show that actually could be like continue on because they're still housewives. They're older, but it's not like they were in high school and now they're like with kids like.

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I'm just saying of all the reboots to bring back an original cast and do it again, this narratively would work. Yes, yes.

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I'm not interested in Marsha Cross being in it, and I'm also not interested in watching it without Brie. So, I'm not interested.

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And, of course, the Terry Hatcher drama. It's a mess. It's not happening.

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And she's, like, the wealthiest woman in the world now.

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Why would she work that hard? You also forget...

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Agreed. So then this new version is going to be like all new wives. Yeah. And I think it's possible that it could be good, but it has to be written by Mark Cherry. It's not. But, like, you need an insanely good writer. That's what made Desperate Housewives so amazing. And they don't have that, and they're not willing to do that.

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That was Hello Sunshine, but maybe it was in collaboration. And that show was really bad. Yes, it was. So that's, like, a demerit for all the people involved.

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So she has a production company called Simpson Street Productions and it's in, like they have an overall deal with ABC. Got it. So now I'm on their website and I'm not really seeing the productions. Anything familiar? I'm not seeing productions. Let me click their Instagram. No, it says they have a season, but I think we'll get there. Okay.

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It's awful. At this point, I'm no longer even going to be happy for a second when I see the headline and then realize that it's bad. Anytime I see the word reboot or I see my favorite show in the news, I'm going to be sad.

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So Simpson Street has a new movie called Shadow Force. It only in theaters May 9th with Kerry Washington.

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Street you grew up on. Season four starts tomorrow. OK. Shadow Force again.

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Yeah, but yeah. Yeah. So this would be big.

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Same with Clueless. But like narratively, Clueless doesn't make sense to bring back. They were in high school. It was about high school. It's about the moment in time, that age that you are. Leave it. Yeah. Yeah. So, and they just, like, honestly, they don't have the talent in Hollywood to do great things anymore.

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Especially writing-wise. Writing-wise. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Katy Perry is speaking out about being beaten and bruised and battered and bruised by the internet. So she took to social media to write a comment that she's felt battered and bruised but has kept looking to the light.

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So if you're worried about Katy Perry, she is speaking out about all of the hate that she is receiving. And Katy is doing okay.

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Yeah. Based on this one comment. She responded to the online hate in a lengthy comment under a post from her fan page, Katy Perry Brazil. She said, I'm so grateful for you guys. We're in this beautiful and wild journey together. I can continue to remain true to myself. heart open and honest, especially because of our bond.

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I love you guys and have grown up together with you and I'm so excited to see you all over the world this year. Please know I am okay. I have done a lot of work around knowing who I am, what is real and what is important to me. She referenced some advice her therapist gave her saying, no one can make you believe something about yourself that you don't already believe about yourself.

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Which I actually thought is like. It's good advice. It's pretty true. Like if someone says something mean about you. Like it only really hurts.

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When it like rings true. Or it touches on something you're insecure about. But someone says something like so out of left field. It's like.

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Objection. Relevance. She said when the online world tries to make me a human pinata. I take it with grace and send them love. Because I know so many people are hurting in so many ways. And the internet is very much so a dumping ground for unhinged and unhealed.

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She does. I actually was feeling like maybe she didn't even know what everyone was saying about her because... she's like protected from that protected. And she's also like older. She doesn't need to like be in the comments all the time. It's not like she's an influencer.

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So I could imagine a world where like, she doesn't even know that this is happening outside of like, you know, in, in terms of comments and stuff. So it makes me sad to know that like, she's, she's understands that she's the pinata of society right now. Um, but that she seems like strong enough. And, and also like, she is a little like delusional and nutty.

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And I think it takes that type of person to go through something like this.

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Yeah, I agree. And I think she's happy and fulfilled in her personal life. You really can't bring her down. She also has so much money, more than most of these online people will ever have in their entire lifetimes.

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She has a beautiful, happy family. Yeah, she has more than most. Yeah, I'm sure she focuses on that.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into our TV recap?

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First of all, it was a category that needed reinvention, too.

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I like the Caesar, too. And I'm, like, not even that boring. But it's, like, you could do so much with it.

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Their dressings are so good. So you could just do the dressing. But I also love the Mediterranean crunch.

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Is it a cabinet that's like Romeo height so he could go and get just what he wants?

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Our fifth and final story. Did you watch Watch What Happens Live last night? Oh, I didn't. Who was on? Brittany and Luke. Random.

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Yeah. Before I thought of Luke, Kristen's husband. Who was on Bravo. But honestly, someone must have canceled because it was very strange to have him. Because he didn't, like, he's just Luke. He is what you thought he would be. He gave, like, no tea. He was asked shady questions. And he was like, I didn't know that was happening. Yeah.

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Yeah, so maybe it was also good that they had someone there who wasn't talking that much because Brittany had a lot to share with us. Is this about the Stassi thing? No, this is about Jax and her relationship.

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No, the person asked, has Stassi reached out since you've gotten divorced? And she was like, no, she hasn't reached out, but I see her around, and it's always good, and it's always love and hugs and... That's fine.

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I mean, it wouldn't do anything for me at this point. They're not on the same show, so it's not like I'm, like... No, just, like, vibes. Yeah, yeah. But it seems like they're, like, totally... Fine. Fine, which is good, because, like, Ocean's birthday party, like, you don't want people fighting at Ocean's birthday party.

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But she was shading Jax's sex skills on Watch What Happens Live. Did you see this?

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So she was asked a lot of questions about Jax. She was asked about his recovery, and she said, like... she kind of cast a little doubt on it. Like she was like, he's still Jax. Like I hope he continues. She's so entitled to that. And like, if that's real, I'm sure she would be the first person to be like, he is changed. This is the man I've been waiting for. You know what I mean?

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Like if he was, but she was like, he still has his Jax personality. I hope he like continues on the path, but like, it's still not great. And like, she's not getting back together with him.

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ever so I wonder why she hasn't filed that's a separate question um but she was asked to rate his sex skills by the shady dress there's a new um a new game in town a new prop Kristen Doty last week gave the green dress the green to Andy and then they put it on a mannequin they called it shady revenge dress and so she was asking shady questions um and it was asked to rate Jax's bed skills and so she said there were times when he was about a seven or an eight um

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But, you know, most of the time he was a two or a three. No stamina, no nothing.

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No, I actually don't think that she maintains that.

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Yeah, it's more entertaining, and also I think she feels a bigger responsibility to do an amazing job at her job. to make more money to provide for her son than she feels to protect Jax. And I actually think that that's like a compromise that's like really fair because they're not like any couple that just went on reality TV and like you want to protect the father of your child.

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Like it's Jax Taylor. Like this is his livelihood. It's your livelihood. And playing coy about it will affect their bottom line. And it's all already out there. So I actually think that that's like fair for them.

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And she has sole custody of Cruz. She is the breadwinner. She is taking care of them. I don't know if she's in the house, but she has to pay for two houses at this point. We're making money. I'll say what needs to be said.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Yeah. So let's get into the Valley recap and I'll share if there was anything else from watch what happens live that Janet's B day party.

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Yeah, he really is. But like you said last week, she really falls into every trap that he sets. Like she's so not moved on from him or in a place where she could just be like, oh, that's stupid that he said that. Like I'm going to go be happy with my partner.

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He is so cute. And I also, I think there's a chance that she didn't cheat on Jesse. I think they like, they probably maybe fell in love while Michelle was still married to Jesse, but didn't have,

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enter a relationship until after she separated from him and like yeah she likes his honey and she said that they would like go on walks on Runyon Canyon yeah she wanted to look cute for him but I I think it's possible that she didn't cheat on him with physically but emotionally maybe emotionally maybe and

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The reason why I struggle with the two of them is because I don't know them. I can't even imagine how they were ever married. It would be like if Jackson and Brittany came on a reality show right now. After. And I would say, who the fuck are they? How did they ever even get together? What even happened between them?

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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The idea that like Michelle left Jesse is so not what you would expect from the two of them because like he's the prick. Like so what was going on in their marriage that like and she seems kind of like shy and meek a little bit that like she left him. And then she also said that like he wasn't like giving her hugs and kisses or like any sort of love. Like so I it's hard for me.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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I am on her side because from what I see now, like he just makes her life impossible and he doesn't even want to be with her. So just let her go. He's, like, a real evil person. But I just wish I knew them a little bit better to really understand, like, the issues between them because I feel like I have no context.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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I'm going to kick him out of the house. And she gets, like, happy and strong. And then she doesn't get the votes that she needs. And she's crying again.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Be stronger than that. Or don't, like, don't engage. That's the easiest thing you could do. Don't engage. You don't even have to be strong. You could just fake it. Like, act like you don't care. And then go home and cry. Cry when you get home.

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Period. He didn't even do it on TV, the grab ass.

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Jason said that was the worst thing he's ever... He always does stupid shit when he's drunk. That was the worst thing he's ever done, though.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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No, it's so crazy that this man, Jason... is on a reality show.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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In any other world, he'd just be his lawyer self with his Android going about his business, but we're watching this person on TV, and he's not a TV star.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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I've got my eye on that. I think instead of throwing it away, you should make him grind some meat.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Ever since he saw Rodeo was getting top billing, he said, don't forget, I am the number one guy in this group.

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he just is but he's actually if we don't get like normal boring people like him on tv right for a reason but it does sort of help like give like a normal boring perspective and just like i guess you then can see like relative to a normal boring person like how crazy these people are like how do jacks and jason know each other get along how do they know each other

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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No, and Brittany said on Watch What Happens Live, like, every wife and girlfriend has a password to their husband's house. Scroll through it. They all know about this chat, and they all read it. It is not, like, under lock and key. There's no mole. It's open. Right, there's no mole. It's just, like, common sense.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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No, and I'm sure, like, things about Jack started getting leaking because maybe before that there was, like, nothing, like, newsworthy happening. Yeah.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Yeah, but, like, is Danny stupid or wants to, like, get the show on the rolling?

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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I know. I do think he's a PJOM, but he does make mistakes.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Like, but I don't know. I think that he will, but I wonder why Nia, like I know that she doesn't control him, but she does like, I wonder why she lets him drink.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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He has to stop. That's just such an easy fix. Like you're a bad drunk. You make bad decisions. Don't drink.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Yeah, and it's not like he drinks a lot. They were saying nice stuff about him.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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One time is too much. Get daddy a drink.

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It's not like he's turning it down. Like, what are you doing there? I really like.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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But she like sat by him as he said that.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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right right but no she was like sitting there and she didn't like speak out against it so let janet to feel like she didn't care either um okay which then like kristen feels like is a big thing to say about her but so i actually think that they can clear things up and when zach was like this is the saddest it's like well why would janet invite kristen and forgive kristen and not me she didn't say that shit that you did that's like but that's just like a sad spot to be in like two people are fighting like one person's getting forgiveness and you're not

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

400.54

Yeah. I do feel like you're not a real influencer until you have a Ninja Creamy.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Yeah. And like last year he wasn't invited on the baby moon and he cried.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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cried Claudia at least this year he didn't cry when he wasn't invited to Dave and Buster's Dave and Buster's looks like a good time it did look like a good time Janet is funny like with I really didn't like understand her obsession with Dave and Buster's like I didn't realize how real it was for her but it's very real I I understood it because I also happen to absolutely love Dave and Buster's and you love games I do love games and I've loved playing this game with you this game of love

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Romeo's going to use his Ninja Creamy and his... Wagwell vitamins and he's going to make a little, that's actually a nice idea for rodeo. Maybe for his birthday.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Yeah. Just like the meat grinder sounds sad to me because it's just like it just shows someone who's like wanting to eat healthier and like better his life. And then you just like take away his tools.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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I guess it's not like he's like hunting his own meat, you know?

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Right. But like when you grind it, it's fresher. But I'm sure the kosher grocer is so fresh. I'm sure like the chicken breast versus the ground chicken at the kosher grocer is equal freshness. Like if you were hunting and killing your own dinner and then you get a cut of meat but you want meatballs, then you would put it through the grinder. Sure.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Chip and Joe grind their own meat sometimes.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Yeah. It's a little too real. Yeah, that movie kind of ruined it. Kingsman, Golden Circle, yikes. The last scene with the meat grinder in the diner.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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You know Pedro Pascal in the diner at the end in the jungle? Julianne Moore? Put yourself there.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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That's the whole movie takes place in this diner. Remember Elton John? Elton John, yeah. Like, what's her name? Poppy? Julianne Moore? Pedro Pascal?

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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So I was about to say, we've been very busy.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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We both watched The Valley last night. And did you see the highlight on acupuncture? I did see that highlight of acupuncture. I felt extremely seen. Everyone's doing acupuncture. And I had no idea that Nia and Dani struggled with infertility for a year and a half and that fertility acupuncture got her pregnant.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Danny. Because he gets drunk and grabs ass. Yeah. Claudia, we all, we all, like, we watched last week. Did you know that? No.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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No, no, that was, like, an insane thing to casually say. Like, oh, that Danny. And it wasn't even made a storyline that that conversation with Jasmine was, like, a flashback. Excuse me. I think it will become a storyline. I think that's going to be the thing that Nia gets upset about Janet for bringing up.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Because, like, Nia acts like, and I think for the most part, like, her life is very, you know...

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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idyllic um and she likes to keep it that way and like no you know she doesn't want anyone to like know if there's ever any trouble like last season Danny got drunk at one of the dinners and he was just like being annoying and crazy and she was a bad drunk she was he didn't even do anything wrong she was literally humiliated yikes yeah so we'll say that for the valley recap but like that was disappointing

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

667.248

No, that was so out of left field. None of us saw that coming. It's not just you. Okay, good.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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It's sunny. You should podcast outside. That's like in school when you would, like, have class in the park. And that was, like, the best day.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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No, you have class outside. Even in college, sometimes you'd have class outside.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Yeah, that's true. No school outside. Well, I hope you guys are having class outside today to our – maybe what's after – Gen Z. Gen Z. Alpha.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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classic well Bruno is my everything once first and I'm so excited that he's here to celebrate hump day and to celebrate the mama merch drop day as I am Bruno's mama and we are so excited because our mama collection and our toasty bed back collection dropped it's already sold out It is available for pre-order at ShopToastMerch.com. The mamas came through strong this morning.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Don't you feel like Gen Z's getting a little old?

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Yeah, I agree. But I just feel like they're getting old and irrelevant just like the rest of us.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

773.222

Oh, my God, I remember when everybody wanted to get the millennial, the millennial consumer, the millennial vote.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Yeah, I feel like Gen Z is, like, with us. It's like a discarded generation now. Yeah, I love that. Like, nobody's targeting to them. Or they are, but, like, they're moving away from it.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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It was not a good look. But I do feel like that's the circle of life. I feel like every generation when they're in their prime like that behaves awful. Like millennials, was there a lazier, more entitled bunch? No.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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I'm not talking about me and I'm not talking about you.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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I am timeless. You're timeless to me. Like in any time, in any generation, like I would be the same person. I'm not affected. Oh, that's interesting.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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That is how I feel. I agree. But I do think there are some generations for me that I would have been more beautiful in. Of course, no, you would have like been higher up on the list, but you wouldn't be considered, you know. An ugly duckling where there are people now who are like good looking for our time, but they would have never cut it in the Renaissance.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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No, but also they very much look like from our time. Well, I would say it's a matter of like, have you had work done? Because you wouldn't have acted pre-plastic surgery.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Yeah. That's something I'm really proud of. Yeah. But I think people who have had a lot of work done, they wouldn't be looking like this in the Renaissance.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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I would love to get a time machine just to send someone with a BBL back. Back to like the Gilded Age. Yeah. Well, actually, they all look like they had a BBL with those petticoats.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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That was. Actually, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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Do you have anything about getting a BBL?

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Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

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No, I can't get into the mind of someone that wants a BBL.

The Toast

Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

10.853

I'm good. First hump day in the Pargy News studio, PNS.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

114.204

of little toasters, they have now come to the book. They're like, oh, I bought it because we were buying children's books. And they're like, it's so good. So for so many people, it's like their first time reading it when they do have their child. And I love hearing from everyone. Never gets old.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1251.864

Yes. Well, our first story is the big news of the day because Rachel Kirkconnell has sat down for an interview with Alex Cooper on Call Her Daddy. The episode premiered last night, and she is sharing her side of what happened in the relationship after not having spoken ever since Matt James posted his very confusing Instagram photo and caption that we've spent the last two weeks trying to dissect.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1308.641

Yeah. The craziest part of this story is what happened after they broke up and how he posted Max three hours after they broke up. He knew she was on her way to the airport getting on a plane. And he also knows that her phone does not connect to airplane Wi-Fi. She said ever since she downloaded some VPN, she can't connect to airplane Wi-Fi.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

132.91

I feel like as much as we can make mention of it, we do.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And he like obviously would know that about his.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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travel partner they just spent the last three weeks going to london all over so he posted that as she's taking off she sees it as she's taking off her friend texts her rage and then no service for 12 hours so she hadn't told anyone yet because she was just like crying and in shock because basically they were having a very normal time on their trips um they were in japan and just started to get like irritated by each other as you do when you're with travel up their butt like cabin fever

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1355.248

And that small fight turned into a larger fight that he, not a fight, but a larger conversation about the issues in their relationship that then he ended the relationship. Her flight, she was set to leave right then anyway, which makes you wonder if he was just like waiting for that moment. Like maybe knew a few days before, but what? You're going to make her move her flight?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1372.021

It's weird when you're out of the country. So she just took her bag, left, went to the airport, was just like crying and upset and he posted that not even three hours later. So she said like, if he hadn't posted that like he did and that blew every, she didn't even have one day of peace. She didn't even get to tell her family or her friends in her own way.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

139.152

Yeah, we are two published authors, which is so low key. We are always bragging about our beauty and our wits and our charms, but not so much about our literary accomplishments.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1390.079

If he hadn't done that, she wouldn't like then be on call her daddy talking about what went wrong in their relationship. But they started talking from the beginning, like The Bachelor, what made her go on The Bachelor, how she wound up on the show. Her friends put her up for it. It was like not serious. But then she saw Matt was The Bachelor and she was like, oh, like I would like to meet him.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1408.435

And then she instantly connected with him on the show. They famously did not get engaged on the show, which she said she was like totally fine with. He said that to her off camera.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1441.929

Yes. And to me, they always seemed younger. Maybe I don't know if they're the same age as everyone, but they just seemed young. So I was like, okay, they're not ready for an engagement. And that's also, you're just taking it seriously. So then they got together after the show. She said in that time, they were so happy, like just good conversations, having fun, like all good.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1459.388

And then the controversy happened. With the old photos of her. Right. And Matt broke up with her. Even though their relationship had been all good. She said he was feeling a lot of pressure. And she has a lot of compassion for him in that moment. Because he was feeling a lot of pressure from people he didn't know. People he did know. To break up with her.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1476.739

Because that was just like a really crazy moment. It was after BLM. And I'm sure everyone remembers the great.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1490.607

serious cancellation of Rachel Kirkconnell like that was one of the biggest ones it was in our world it was happening the entire season that the show was airing probably from halfway through the season and what was so crazy is they were getting closer and closer and everyone knew that she had this scandal and it was like is he was he gonna choose her like are we gonna watch this live on after the final rose and it was just so crazy and he broke up with her because he felt like that was the right thing to do and he didn't want to let people down

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1517.955

But then they were still talking a little bit and they wound up getting back together.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1522.804

So they got back together because they missed each other and they liked each other. And... when their relationship started again, there were so many power imbalances that what I took away from the episode were the reasons why their relationship didn't work out in the end. First of all, when you come off of a show like that, he's sought out by 40 women and the whole time she has to fight for him.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1544.775

He's not fighting. There's already an imbalance. And she said, I think a lot of couples deal with that coming off of the show. And especially for when the male is the lead. I feel like when the woman is the lead, it's just different men and women dynamics.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1558.906

But I always feel like women in general are like, they have to get the man to propose to him. Even when we talk about Taylor and Travis, she's the most powerful woman in the world. But at the end of the day, she's just waiting for him to make the, like, that's just gender dynamics, but then it's compounded when someone is the bachelor. So coming off of that,

The Toast

Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

157.674

You don't think at the end of every episode when you encourage people to say that we're beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented, that that's that?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1576.116

she's been proving himself to her she's always the one who has to like tell him how much she likes her and then they come into the real world and there's a little bit of that plus the world hates Rachel and the world loves Matt and so she's constantly feeling inferior in their relationship and so insecure and so she touched on how that year the first year of their relationship was really hard for her they would like go to places and events and it's like Matt James and Rachel like everyone loves Matt James and like

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

16.677

Yeah, I think we should christen it. It deserves a christening.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1603.478

And that she's this bad person. And like, I think, I think that when she got broken up with and canceled at the same time, I, I, and she seems like someone who can be sensitive and anxious and, and depressed. Um, I have to imagine that was the hardest moment of her life period to be heartbroken. The world hates you telling you you're this terrible person.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1629.503

You got broken up with by a guy who you never even had a bad moment with yet because you're just in the early days of a blossoming, beautiful relationship. So like, I feel like that must've been so hard for her. And they just kept on going with the story until like what's next, what's next. But I'm kind of like,

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1643.275

focused on that because I think that set the tone for their whole relationship where she constantly just didn't feel good enough and she would have to say to her about herself in the interview no like Rachel you are good enough she just like was talking so talking so negatively about herself in the interview I feel like she's never really forgiven herself for the things that happened and why she was canceled and it just like affected her

The Toast

Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1665.388

her confidence, her her place in her relationship. And it was just an imbalanced way. And so all of those things plagued her throughout the relationship to the point where at the end in Japan, she can't even pick a restaurant for them to go to because she's so nervous about disappointing him. And maybe he in some ways put pressure on her to be this person. But she never said that.

The Toast

Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1686.544

She kept saying he said the restaurant was fine. Who cares?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1698.457

I think it all stems from those original issues that never got solved. And she would say, and there were moments of fights that they had that clearly he... wasn't showing like compassion and wasn't being a supportive partner. Yeah. And, and that's just like, okay, not, he's not a perfect boyfriend. He's not a perfect person. I was getting the sense. He's not a good boyfriend.

The Toast

Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1716.377

And I feel like people in the comments are like labeling him with like these clinical terms.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1720.901

Which I don't like that. Nothing, I'm not, I'm not,

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1723.924

a trained professional I would never label anyone the only vibe I got from him based on what she was saying is like he's a little robotic like a little unemotional she would be going say she was having a hard day emotionally he would give her space to go through it process her feelings and then they would talk about it and Alex was like is that what you wanted she was like no actually like I would have liked to be comforted and have someone to talk to and feel supported so I just feel like emotionally he couldn't give her what I feel like if you just like follow him on social media like you could receive that that he's very unemotional and very like

The Toast

Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1752.338

So on an emotional like communication level, they're not good partners for one another. But I think all those other factors from the outside contributed to how she felt in the relationship. It felt like she was like very insecure. And then she also didn't I feel like never wanted to make him upset. And I think also she is tendency to have like people pleasing tendencies.

The Toast

Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1777.35

And then he is the sort of person where it's just like, it's, it's the more you like are trying, the more he's like, why are you trying so hard?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

179.553

I was watching the Rachel Kirkconnell interview on Call Her Daddy last night. And she said something like two times about being like beautiful, smart, and blank. And I was like, oh, it's giving toast.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1815.479

And I, feel like at first it was because she was like canceled. So she was just like glad to be with him and go to things with him. But in the last few years, she has actually very party content. She's a very good content creator because she is originally a graphic designer. So she's actually talented in the field of content creation.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1833.269

And she just never like branched out and did her own thing as a passive consumer. Like I follow her and it's like, why isn't she on tripping with tart? Why isn't she doing these things?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I feel like she never got to explore that because that initial moment was taken from her where you do typically go out and crush it as an influencer. Um, and then I feel like because I,

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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she lacked the confidence to like get back out there because she never fully like moved on from this thing even though it feels like from the outside it's like oh well people have moved on and you guys are together and you made it work so like I think we're all moving forward but to me I know people are now like taking away from this Matt is toxic and Matt is a bad boyfriend they're using big words emotionally manipulative abuser like I think it's important that we re-

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1888.779

Yeah, the thing is she's talking in the interview like someone who has suffered from verbal abuse and my takeaway is that was from the cancellation. She was so verbally abused by the media, the country, the influencers, everyone like wore this girl down. And that's why she talks so negatively about herself.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And that's my personal takeaway that this is more of a referendum on cancel culture and what it does to a person. Even four years later,

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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than it is on Matt James himself even though they would have an argument and she would go into the argument upset with him and then she would leave the argument just hoping he wasn't upset with her like yeah that's not good boyfriend it's not a good boyfriend but listen people get in fights in their relationships all the time if you had a window into every single relationship all of you people in the comments would be saying breakup so you have to remember like it's two people people have arguments in relationships she is speaking as kindly about him as she can and then ultimately at the end of the day he just didn't see her as his wife and

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

195.266

That doesn't feel incongruous. She came to the Spritz party and that, yeah, she did say that when she came to the Spritz launch party. And we were like, what, us?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1953.46

And she hasn't sussed out whether it was really like her and him being incompatible or he has all these hangups because his parents split up.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

1962.287

He talked about it on his season of The Bachelor. That's also why he didn't get engaged on The Bachelor. Like he definitely has that. And then also maybe he was feeling like she wasn't right for him. But would even the perfect girl. And it seems like she couldn't have done more to try and make the relationship work. She loves him so much.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So much so like that picking the best restaurant for his content like was so overwhelming to her.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And then I also think there are common themes in their story just about like girls who are ready to be engaged at two years start to get a little curious and then impatient and the guy doesn't do it. And I think a lot of times like everyone gets across the finish line. You know, it takes some time. I feel like people think that you just like wake up, get engaged. No, you've got to put those.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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ducks in motion it's a dance but sometimes you can do all the right steps and the right moves and it's still a no and you have to move on and then you're grieving like the person the relationship your best friend your time your future that you think maybe in a year from now I'll be getting married and starting to have kids and instead it's like maybe in a year from now I'll meet someone like to me that's the greatest crime Matt James committed was allowing this like really lovely

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2092.415

Yeah, that's like so sad. And I feel like in my personal life and then also just you hear stories, like you hear these things happening and that's what is so sad. Like starting over at this age when you were very excited about... And by the way, she's still young, but like, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, but you were... It's prime years you wasted.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2109.09

And also it takes time to meet someone, to confirm that that's the right person, to get married, to start having children.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2116.036

Yeah, like... So I think that's also something that she's really grieving. But it was just kind of sad to see this person who's just been so beat down by the world. And she's such a beautiful girl. Not that, you know, if she weren't beautiful, it wouldn't be sad. That she would deserve it. But she's exceptionally beautiful. And she doesn't even see herself that way.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

214.22

You know what? I'm just going to try a bunch of different stuff, and we'll probably settle on Rach, but I still don't have a grasp. Alex was pronouncing it different than Kirkconnell. I think she was saying Kirkconnell yesterday, so I'll go with that.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2141.408

Yeah, that she's so sweet and kind hearted. This person doesn't have like a mean bone in their body. And that was it's just a very sad situation. I don't think Matt James is the devil. I think the way that the no posted the breakup was was very wrong and unkind. And she said she has spoken to him since and he regrets that. And that is what it is.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2202.938

Yeah, I agree. I feel like I could see in the future like her sharing more nefarious behavior from him. But in this moment, it sounded like she didn't want to make him out to be a villain. And I think that was also her lack of confidence. Maybe she'll see it differently as her confidence grows. She keeps saying like, maybe I missed it. Maybe this was wrong. I shouldn't have done this.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2221.851

Like it was she was just blaming herself for so many things. And so, yes, maybe in time as she can see it more clearly in hindsight and also can build her confidence back up. Right. That more she will share more and maybe see some of these situations a little differently.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2271.391

Yeah. Also something that she said that I thought was kind of red flag, but then it wasn't followed up with was they were talking about like the food element in the relationship and like the content creation. He's a food creator. Like she would always like pick the restaurants and she like always wanted to do a really good job for him. So he had something to post about.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And she said every meal that they went to in their relationship, they were filming.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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She said every meal and I would, I would have just been like every single meal. And if so, like that's weird that you can't go to one restaurant. What if you like a restaurant that's like not that cool and you just like going there or what if you just want to go and post it out?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

230.419

Yeah, I don't know how we all got so confused. It's not really a confusing name.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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That's the thing. He broke up with her.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So that's the story on their relationship. I feel like it's kind of actually not, it's kind of what you expected. It's like the relationship ran its course.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

236.723

It's giving Irish. You know what I think it is? I think it's the extra A in her name that's preemptively throwing you off from pronouncing it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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But to me, I just got sort of hung up on at the time when he like dumped her on live television and like, didn't have her back in that moment, even though he knew her as a person, you know, like, do you think she was a bad person this time that you were falling in love with her? Right. Um, so that he didn't defend her. I was like, how can she forgive him? Like, how can they recover?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2384.751

And instead it was like, It wasn't – she forgave him. She never held that against him, she said, ever. Got it. But the person that made her into – like, she was not healed. And it's hard to go into a relationship like that.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2409.137

Yeah. Because I think – Well – I think he wasn't helpful in helping her, like – heal and grow, but also she needed to do that too. And I don't even know, she didn't even say that on the episode. I don't know if she realizes that.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2441.065

That's yeah. I said, she's been beat down by the world. I would, I would say that. And, um, I don't know what she was like before she went on the show. It'd be interesting to hear from like her family, like just to know, but, um, I feel like she's probably always been like relatively soft spoken, but to make like, I think she just never forgave herself and you can't live like that. And,

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2468.913

Yeah, for everyone. But I think there's, it's easy for people, and it's funny, the people who are so quick to be like, Matt James is terrible, blah, blah, blah. It's like, what were you saying about Rachel four years ago? You just like, whichever way the wind blows.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. It's about a big podcast fan. Because Travis Kelsey has revealed that Taylor Swift listens to New Heights every week.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah. Travis Kelsey revealed on Wednesday's episode of New Heights how often Taylor listens to the show. He said she listens every week. He told their intern Brandon. So Brandon was talking on the show because apparently Taylor paid him some high compliments like about his work on the show. And he said like you can't tell me nothing ever again. Like it's over for you bitches.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

251.513

It's true. You start to second guess yourself. You're like, are things pronounced and spelled the way I think? No.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2517.564

He said she was very complimentary of the show. She gave us some creative compliments. Let me be very clear. You can't tell me shit for the rest of my fucking life. This is what intern Brandon said. He said, I'm going to be obnoxious. Like, do you know who you're fucking talking to? I was very appreciative of it. When somebody of that creative caliber pays you a compliment, you're like, oh, fuck.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2534.867

True. I don't know why, like, I don't know. He said he plans to be a complete narcissist from here on out.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, and it's just crazy when you think about, like, our husbands never listen to our podcast. Oh, you know what? I didn't even think of that in this moment. Yeah, you're right. You don't listen to your husband's weekly. That's not true.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2570.227

No, actually let me tell you, I don't. When you and Ben were dating, if he had a weekly podcast, you would listen to every single fucking episode.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's a cheat sheet. It's a cheat sheet. Also like, what is, is there anything like nefarious? He's saying like, I need to know. It's a window into his mind, which when you're dating someone, that's all you want. I do think Travis and Taylor are engaged now, but still like until you're like sat up married for 10 years, like you can't get comfortable. You've got to know.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2650.822

Right. Right. So it actually is. Not surprising that she does listen to every episode, but yes, certainly that is commitment. But she listens to, it seems like she has a lot of time for content because she listens to every album under the sun to know all the lyrics to every word to sing along at award shows. It seems like they watch a lot of television. Travis has said they watch Love is Blind.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

267.959

Yeah. So when you came in December, you had sent a bunch of stuff to the house, some new clothes, and I opened all your packages and put it away in your new wardrobe. And when I was doing that, I had my eye on some things. Now, of course I would never like preemptively swipe, but they went into your closet. You wore them while you were here. And I couldn't stop thinking about these pants because

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Like if you're got to Love is Blind, you've watched a lot of stuff.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2690.939

Everyone knows that The Great War is about Matthew and – Mary? Mary from Downton Abbey.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I've told you that before and you didn't believe me.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And even if I made that up or heard it in a dream, I don't want to be corrected. Just like Long Live is about JoJo knows. What are you seeing?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And he went to World War I, which at the time was called the Great War because they didn't know there would be World War II.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, Great War is a historical thing. Isn't that funny to think about, though?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2769.609

Just like Champagne Problems is about seven husbands. Dropped your hand while dancing.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So then the other takeaway from this story is that Taylor is in the podcast app.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Has she seen our big ugly faces?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

28.659

No, unfortunately, as much as I want to, I can't hump the furniture because I don't want to take the autofocus on the new camera off of my face.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2802.336

It's true. Unless she like only subscribes to New Heights, it's in her homepage.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's actually harder to listen to shit that way. It's easier. They make it so easy on Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2820.42

Totally. If I'm listening to something on Spotify, a podcast, then when I get in my car, it's playing from the same place. That's like a life hack.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2840.106

I don't know. Just a thought. They shouldn't make us subscribe. We bring billions of streams. Billions.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? What number? Three. Yeah. It's your least favorite kind of news. DUI news for Smallville star Tom Welling, also known as... And I need people to stop calling him Smallville star.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's Cheaper by the Dozen star Tom Welling from hero to zero. Arrested for a DUI in the parking lot at Arby's. According to police... Not the Arby's.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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According to police records obtained by TMZ, the 47-year-old was arrested in Arby's parking lot in Eureka, California, just after... Eureka! Okay, how would you pronounce this city? Y-R-E-K-A.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

288.326

So I went and I took them. And what I like about these pants is in person, they look really bad on me. Like if we're one-to-one, like you could see the outline of the pockets. I think you could see my underwear is too dark. Like really, they look terrible. They're too long. They make my hips look like, they look like shit. But I think they're perfect for the show.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Just after midnight on Sunday, where a local police department picked him up for allegedly driving under the influence, his blood alcohol level was reportedly at or above .08. That's what it means to get a DUI, but... I don't know what his actual was.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2920.021

He must have driven there. Maybe they like reported.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Like maybe the Arby's people were like, there's a drunk guy getting into his car.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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He didn't get drunk at Arby's. So how did he get to Arby's?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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They do. Maybe he had it in his car.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2974.99

Like what's your association? Like tri-state? No, it's not tri-state at all. No, it's airport. There's airports everywhere.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I thought that's what you might say.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I love fun facts from Facebook.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

2998.547

Yes. And we have the same Facebook account. That's why. Oh, right. And it's like Madison LaCroix speaks up against Paige. And like you can't even click anywhere to read what Madison LaCroix originally said. It's muckraking. At its finest. It is. Are you ready for our next story?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Oh, like, shame on you. Do better, Tom.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Now are you ready for our next story?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

318.573

It's true. And the other day I wore them with a bodysuit, which actually kind of solved a lot of those issues I was talking about. But today, the way I'm wearing them, they look terrible in person. But I think with our new chairs, it's actually kind of perfect. Hopefully.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3253.492

Our next story is a bit of a think piece because a woman has gone viral on TikTok after slamming period piece actors for having Botox and lip fillers. So it's a very interesting debate. Are period actors allowed to look like they've just stepped off a Hollywood red carpet? According to one impassioned TikToker, no, they can't.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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A TikToker went viral in which she disrespectfully stated that actors cannot star in a period piece if they look like they've had Botox and lip fillers done. She doubled down on her opinion in the caption writing, like you should never even get past the audition.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3331.151

Yeah. No, the lip filler is when you can see it like that is confusing. I also feel that way about natural breasts. If I may? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I also, I do feel like it really enhances the piece when the people do look authentic. I remember even when I watched 1883, like the girly who totally looks like an Instagram girly, but she's also just gorgeous.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3352.0

Like she had a hairy armpit and that is true to the time. Authentic. And so I am kind of with this person. Now, I don't think that like everyone needs to now be screened for Botox and filler. It's like, do you pass? Can I tell? Do you look like someone from this age? But then it also comes down to hair extensions.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3373.395

Acrylic Nails. Oh, a thousand percent. Yeah, there are a lot of modern day things, but then makeup, makeup in general.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3406.292

I think that it is an enhancement to the show when you have people who do look true to the time. And I think that period pieces that want to be taken really seriously should aspire to that. I agree, and I don't think she's wrong. But then there's, like, Bridgerton, which is not a period piece that wants to be taken seriously, in my opinion.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3426.404

Bridgerton likes being a modern take. Like, just everything about it is modern, even the lighting.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3440.992

Yeah, no, they're not. They use modern music that's set to...

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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orchestral instruments like I think that they like that so I'm not even considering Bridgerton here because it is like I wouldn't call it a period piece yeah no and there are a lot of things about it that are obviously a historical it's like a utopian historical fiction like that is what it is but 1883 Downton Abbey Game of Thrones like those ones and they are very serious and they get a lot of acclaim for awards I feel this as long as you can't tell that it's filler or Botox I think yeah no extensions

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3480.577

Yeah, and even if it's not a nude scene, like you see it in people's clothes, in their silhouette.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So just something to think about.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3492.4

Yeah, especially as they make more and more recreations. This actually could be setting people free.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's true. Let's, let's rewind.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And it is always interesting to see what people truly looked like back then, how they styled their hair, the clothes that they wore without a modern spin on it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3535.217

Yeah. The way their hair dried was different. Like they didn't have flat hair. How come we all have flat hair now?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3553.067

Yeah. Maybe they had more freckles without sunscreen. It's just very interesting to think about. I remember one show I was watching last year. I forget which one. There was a baby in the show and they brought out a baby bottle. But it was like one from 150 years ago. It was like this little glass boat. And it was just so interesting. It must have been an actual historical. See, that's accurate.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3576.257

It's interesting. Yes. We're here to learn. We are here to learn. Thousand percent. So I'm with this girl. And so what? She said it harshly.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3599.045

Okay, well just talk loudly about how you want more historical factoids on your TikTok.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Um, we are getting there. We did a major troubleshooting session yesterday and this morning ran multiple tests, uh,

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Good job. Are you ready for the final story? A little sports news. What's going on in the sports world? And I do feel like this is a kickoff to a theme of conversations we're going to be having for the next two weeks. Weeks? Weeks. Which is Super Bowl commercials. So Super Bowl ad prices top $8 million as the surge fuels box sales.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3626.85

So unfortunately, Turdy, we can't get a Super Bowl commercial this year. There's always next year.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, the executive vice president of sales at Fox Sports said the Super Bowl is the only place where you can aggregate legitimate scale with one commercial.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's not like any other thing. Like one, people in that moment, 40 million people will see your commercial. And if it is a successful commercial, it will continue to have impressions online as people talk about it. Like it's very true. I do think it's worth the money. It's how a new brand can make a splash. Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3675.094

If you just like do no other paid advertising for the year, save up, get a Super Bowl commercial. And it's how the old mainstays. Stay relevant. Protect the throne.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

37.666

Yeah, I wouldn't want to disturb the new technology. So unfortunately, I can't hump publicly, though you guys know how that thrills me.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No, and you're such a media magnate that you need to see all the commercials. You're an advertising big wig.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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She's Don Draper when she's watching the Super Bowl.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I agree. We were just thinking, because when we hosted people to watch the game on Sunday, we were like, what are we doing for the Super Bowl? Right. And I agree. I don't know if I want to have a lot of people over because then I'm, like, cooking all day, like, on Sunday. Yeah. towards the end of my cooking expedition, like I was broken. Like I couldn't do another thing.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3748.147

I had a loaf of sourdough that was proofing all day and I couldn't even be bothered to shape it. And so I put it in the fridge and it's still in the fridge. I have to throw it in the garbage. I couldn't do another thing. That's not what I want to do for the Super Bowl. I agree. I just want to watch it like I would any other football game and like appreciate it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I feel like you've alluded to it before.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Anyways, commercials are going for $8 million. Some of them are starting to come out. The Hellman's one that you alluded to, it is out there. It's Joe and Schmo from Blow.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3796.962

And a special cameo from... Sydney Sweeney in the commercial. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's one. Looking forward to it. I'm not the type to watch them before. I want to have the experience.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3810.929

Yeah. That's one part of this whole thing that I would pull back on. Like, I don't like when brands show us the commercial before. The element of surprise is fab.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, but they spent a lot of money.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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If you spend $8 million on something like you'd want to show it to the world every day.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah. And she's just like all of it. Like which. Right. Say it. Which part?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And so I appreciated Sutton like making, trying to get the apology to be real and earnest. But then also then Erica comes in and she really is like such a, a compassionate friend. Cause she was like, everyone here has been through a divorce. Like you're at your worst. So you didn't act a hundred percent like Garcelle writing a whole email to CIA, like cut the lady some slack.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

3923.033

And then I feel like, okay, cut the lady some slack. However, Kyle also needs to cut Dorit some slack. because Dorit is going through the same thing. And because she can't do that for Dorit, why should we do it for her? However, we should still do it for her because that's called being the bigger person.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah, I don't know why that is so...

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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hard for her and why she is really two-faced in her confessionals and with the girls because with the girls like she keeps saying girls girl of course like of course and then in her confessionals she's just like well PK's been a better friend to me and like as if it's not like a blanket I have the woman's side period if I'm Dorit and I'm watching that like her confessionals are undoing any ounce of goodwill she's earning on the beach I completely agree

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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But we're making a resolution. Just wait for the reunion.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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So many different ways to say me as well.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No, and because Kyle won't give Dorit an ounce of grace and then we're expected to give that to Kyle. And that's just confusing.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4061.806

Yeah. Yeah, that was weird. And I do think it... is like a Sutton issue because then they flash back. And by the way, whoever's working the flashbacks this season deserves a raise.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4083.553

That Denise thing? Not only are they pulling the obvious moments, and I'm glad they keep pulling the moment last season where Dorit says to Kyle, I'm having this feeling of, are PK and I going to make it? Is this how this ends? And then you also see Kyle saying, Dorit never...

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4098.129

inferred that they had issues they continue to show that and that is so important but then they just start flashing back when nobody was like holding anyone's feet to the fire Sutton with the robbery which I would have completely forgotten oh my god same about how her designer was stuck at customs yep I never got to my head does have a pattern of just being like very Sutton focused in um emotional moments which isn't a good trait

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4149.424

With flashback editor showing us that Kyle's party line, apparently the entire time she's been on the show, which is something I never noticed.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4155.789

It's not like the most interesting thing that a person could say is that like when something is happening in your personal life, we're going to talk about it. That's what we do.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4173.423

Yeah, and Denise is right. It's like, no, we don't. How about no, we don't?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4180.87

And there have been so many things that have happened In their worlds that never came up on the show. Like some of the Mauricio rumors that were so squashed so early on. Like you would be a terrible person to bring that up. You never bring it up. Dorit's financial issues. The woman chasing Dorit around. In the Bahamas. In the Bahamas at the pool. And they were filming for that.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4202.189

Nobody brought it up. Which like you can have some respect for. for some of the things that people are going through privately, not everything needs to be excavated on the show, but Kyle didn't go for that in the past. No.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4218.605

Well, it's out there. A lot of, and that Morgan, like a lot of things are out there.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4232.126

You kissed in the music video.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4239.236

Yeah. And it's like... She does deserve, like, space to figure things out. But then why bring her on the show?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4266.022

Right. I wouldn't know who Morgan Waite is.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4274.368

No, not at all. I'm already forgetting everything that happened. It seems like the next half of the season, a lot is going to go down between Sutton and Dorit. Did you see the previews?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4286.834

That's what I'm gleaning. At least it's something different. I think Sutton is at the center of things. Well, of course she is, because she keeps inserting herself and wanting to be in on the drama. Like, I'm sure she finally got herself inserted into the drama. Congrats.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

4307.291

I was thinking that, too. She's usually there for the big group moments. I miss her.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

433.129

Actually, we have a story about Super Bowl commercials. So if you have something to say, put it in the book.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

461.134

I understand what he's saying, but I just want to say, I feel like the hot dog is probably kosher. It's not.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

47.654

Without technology. Shout out to the camera and the counselor. One of the best children's books ever written. And I'm not just saying that because I wrote it. But it comes back into the rotation like every once in a while. You know how we cycle through books. And every single time I'm like this is fire flames. And it will bring a tear to the eye.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

520.421

Can I ask what's kosher style if nothing about it is kosher?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

526.526

Oh, okay, cool. So nothing about it is kosher.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

538.496

Okay. It just means the owners are Jewish. I thought kosher style meant the meat is kosher, but the preparation, it's not dairy and meat. Like pastrami queen is kosher meat, un-kosher kitchen.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

560.225

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I guess like don't ask questions you don't want the answers to. That's why I never ask if the French onion soup uses beef broth at any restaurant.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

574.295

Yeah. So he shouldn't have asked once he already ate it.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

600.028

I feel like people really do expect you to speak in situations like that because you're the- That's the other thing. the public speaker. I'm the personality hire, you know? Yeah.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

655.275

the turdysburgers yes thank you yes you want to know something so funny you know one of my favorite scenes in any movie is that scene from the wedding ringer when they go to a a um a wedding kevin hart and josh gad and the groomsman rips up his speech you know how some people do that it's like a you know what i'm going off book like i don't really care about these words that's like my favorite scene and then he gets like so flustered he starts quoting hitler do you know who the actor is in that scene

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

68.257

children's books ever written although you guys know how I feel about children's book looking at them with a fresh adult eye a lot of them don't stand the test of time like a lot of them are pieces of shit teaching our children like poor values no teaching our children to dull their shine that's a common correct the rainbow fish rainbow fish but also like pout pout fish I didn't like pout pout fish vibe either which is actually crazy because it was recommended to me by Dana and we're aligned on everything in this world but like

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Who plays the groomsman? Yeah, or the groom. I forgot which one. Let me think. It's so close to home, Claudia.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

691.646

Yeah. It's so close to home. Are you ready? Josh Peck.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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You have to watch it. Have you seen that movie?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No, I just remembered it right now because the last time I told this story about like, that's my favorite scene when the groom rips up the speech, people were like, that's Josh Peck. And I didn't realize because at the time that I watched it, like they weren't the good guys yet.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

757.55

Josh Peck movies and TV shows. Like this is what we would do for anyone. So we shouldn't not do it just because we know.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

765.455

Snow Day. Do you remember that movie from when we were kids? Of course I do. Max Keeble's Big Move. Oh my God. He is on the poster. Not Max Keeble. Max Keeble. He's one of three on the poster. That is so crazy. We should know all this. I know. No, but there's just so many things. Ice age. Oh, he's got Ice Age money, okay.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

796.86

And then, I mean, a million other things, but those are the ones that are like part of our DNA, except for Ice Age.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

832.716

No, it's true. That would be like me hosting a podcast with Miley Cyrus.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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And you hosting a podcast with Joe Jonas.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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No. Podcasts like that come about, I mean, look at Good Guys, but like, you know, where the influencer and the A-list celebrity come together and make magic.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

868.907

Oh, my God. Like, perfect. Sorry, Snitch. We need the trademark.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

875.458

Where's Snitch? Have you seen her recently?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Our sister's at Gilmargo. She's out skiing, I think.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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Yeah. Have you seen her recently?

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

906.512

She's like sending pictures of our favorite runs to do.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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I'm like, yeah, OK, but you're not with your family who loves you.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

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It's not. According to her stories, it's not hitting poorly.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

924.627

No, it's so true. But I feel like she she had to have come to that realization because we're all kind of just like sad. You know, what is she going to do? She needed to move on from us.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

94.73

should it be called it really makes you think like what are we teaching our children which is why it's so important to just like plop your kids in front of the TV and make them watch the toast if you want them to grow into adults who are cool and funny you know it's really so true also a lot of toasters who have had babies like since I've published my book so it's been like a year and a half so a year and a half worth of

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

948.82

It's true. It's true. We miss you so much if you ever hear this.

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Rachael Kirkael: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

955.402

We have to get into the stories because like most of my evening was dominated by television and I need to talk about it. So without further. I'm available. I'm available. Without further ado about our little sister who left us. It is time for the. It is time for the fast five stories that you need to know.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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But I just think in terms of like what people are willing to change or do to be in a relationship, you guys weren't different.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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matched in that sense yeah but i was really rooting for you guys in the beginning and like what was it like in the beginning obviously now it's gone south on the show it's gone south in real life i feel like in the last few weeks you guys went from not really talking about each other to now spilling the beans on the relationship is that because you wanted to give viewers like the chance to think maybe you're still together like just to not spoil the show

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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And now you're going to talk about them. Yeah.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Yeah, but like it's now him too. And now like everyone in the house, like everyone's sort of like getting in on it as we watch things sort of like dissolve on the show. But you had said early in the season, which I like kept talking back to even when he was like not being the greatest. And I felt so bad because I'm like, she's going to get her heart broken.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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But you said like, even if I get my heart broken, like for jumping in too fast, like that's how I am. I'm a romantic person. Like I wouldn't. not do that, even if I know that it's going to end badly? Yeah. Like, do you still feel that way? Or have you been like, hardened a little by this?

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

121.036

Yeah. So how did it come to be? Because before you were on Summer House, like you are a model. You are a very successful influencer. So I feel like sometimes when someone like that goes on the show who has a name, they actually wind up being kind of disappointing. And it's like, but then sometimes you pick someone obscure and it's like, who is that?

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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I definitely feel like you have building trust sounds like the right path. Yeah. But I do feel like people deserve, especially like, you know, good faith people who you like, like they deserve your trust until they've lost it. Yes. Also, I do think that and I feel like punishing the next person for how Jesse acted is also not right.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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And then you see people going into relationships with like baggage and walls and they can't bring them down. Yes. I always say you can't bleed on people that didn't cut you. Right.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Maybe one day you'll get to that place.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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So that's why I felt like this was such a great casting in both ways. Like in the season as well. So how did you come to the show or did the show come to you?

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

1377.32

Right. I wanted to ask you, like, when you're watching these episodes for the first time, do you... And some of it you've heard from people, like, the toast... Like, you heard about things, so you were prepared. But, like, when you're watching it, do you feel like it was actually worse than how you were told it? Like, even the flirting with Ciara, like...

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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it was made out to be less or more than what it actually was.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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But it's also just like how it like comes down the pipeline. And it's like, you could say they were flirting, but there are degrees of flirting. So it's like, or sometimes someone might say they were flirting and then you might watch it back and be like, actually, I think they're just being friendly, like not to feel. Exactly. Like, It was more.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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for everyone yeah that's not fun no that's not fun it's funny because so much of like your situation with jesse sort of like is a turbocharged version of sierra and west and like so like we see it all like play out but just like in fast forward a little bit yeah so yeah they are at least from what we're seeing they're at the stage of like it not being fun in the house but maybe just like everything else you'll accelerate that stage as well yeah and i think everybody is like

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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So do you think through the last year, like you've changed so much just from like the first episode of the show, like just from the experience of being on TV, having everyone watch it, having your heart broken, like learning hard lessons. Like, do you see yourself now as like just so different in so many ways?

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

1940.982

Right. And we were saying before this, like even someone who comes on who is going to he's like, I'm going to be I'm not going to give any of myself. I'm not going to be vulnerable. I'm just going to, like, you know, get through the show. Yeah. That's not interesting either. No. So it's definitely a fine balance between the two. Yeah.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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What's going on? And we've learned so many lessons. But you can only learn them the hard way. Someone could tell you, be this way, do this. And it just doesn't permeate until you learn the hard way. And you're like, oh, damn. Also, I feel like if it's not authentic, then somebody could be like, you should be like this.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Oh, don't don't date. I don't see a world where like you and Jesse have feeling the way that you did about each other the first weekend. Like, don't give it a shot. And I'm always going to give love a shot. Right. So that's when people are like, it was a big mistake. Like what? There was no other way for it to go down.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Like you guys really liked each other and you were really cute and happy for a month. One thing I wanted to ask you is when we were recapping the season finale or maybe the episode before that, when you were saying about like talking about like things that you realized about Jesse and you were saying like that you realized that he had told you like a lot of half truths or like omitted things.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Were there things outside of the show that where that happened outside of what we know, which is obviously like the toe, which one toe is enough to end the whole relationship. So like you're fine even on the count of the toe. But like taking that out, were there other things where it was just like he's just not being truthful about random shit?

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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in the reunion so we'll find out those like bits and bobs of things that like a manicure where it was like I think with the manicure thing it was so stupid and that was my point I think people are like taking it like so seriously no even if he got a manicure or not it's irrelevant it's the fact that he could say something and you just don't believe him which is not a person you should be in a relationship with exactly and we're about to have to be like long distance

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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So it really works that way where, like, someone comes on because they're someone's friend, not because of casting? Yeah, that was my situation.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Did any part of you want to wait to break up with him until you guys wrapped filming so that, like, you didn't have to deal with doing it on camera? Yeah, for sure. A hundred percent. And, like, I, again, could have had, like, a nice, peaceful last weekend. Yes.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

2327.225

Right. It's not fair to like apply what we know. But there was an episode that was a real turning point in the show. And I also think for the viewers, not Claudia and I, because like we could see from a mile away what's going on. But for us.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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other people who doubted you and when Amanda starts to tell you the things that he had said and like the wheels are turning in your head and like I just I was like kind of bracing for you to just be like sort of crestfallen but you like really stood up for yourself and like told us this whole other side of the story it felt like one of those books that

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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Where it's like you read the female's perspective and it's like so bad, right? And it's like, oh my God, this guy's a monster. And then you read the next perspective and it's like a whole different story. And they're telling the same story, but it's like from different perspectives, it's two completely different things.

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Face Card is Lethal with Lexi Wood: Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

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So then like, it felt like we got that, like when you started saying what's going on during the week and how he acts towards you and the things that he says towards you. And I felt like, That I also felt like there was a change from the audience and people being like, oh, she's not just like upset, like, you know, Google Gaga over him. Like, yeah, she's thinking, too.

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Yeah, something that was frustrating was, like, it being made to seem like your boundaries were so, what's the word, like, crazy. Yeah. Or jealous. Like, even, you didn't even say the thing about the following the girls on Instagram, apparently. But, like, I feel like that's a fine boundary to set. The comments, like, that's so normal. I feel like this house kind of struggles with that.

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people wanting to be in serious relationships, not just fun ones, but like making sacrifices for your partner, changing how you are. It's okay to change. People think like, I'm not going to change for a girl or whatever. No, no, there are some changes that are healthy and then there are others that are unhealthy and it's about like knowing the difference. But like, I think the biggest issue and,

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Jesse is like such a frustrating character because in so many lights, he's really wonderful and funny and like gives back to his community and like it's so great. And then you're like, oh, he's such a mensch. And then when it comes to a relationship, it's like he wants all the perks and like doesn't want to like do the harder things like set boundaries with girlfriends or anything.

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not spend his time doing this or like you have to change your behavior a little bit. That's like what being in a relationship is. And that's healthy. We even when did you watch the show before you came on the show?

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Right. What is your typical like cadence in relationships? Like, are you someone who like always has a boyfriend or always has like a something? I think like, obviously, I think.

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Yeah. Like if it's just not, if you're not getting it back.

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I'm happy doing this. I'm going to keep doing this.

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But then it's like, I'm happy doing this. I want to keep doing this and also keep doing everything else I'm doing.

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So it really has to be a match between like knowing people and then casting. Yeah. Like agreeing. And then there you are. Yeah. And I feel like a lot of part of your genesis of coming on the show was Bailey as well. Yes. We're done this at Bailey. What happened to Bailey? I heard rumors. I think we all heard rumors, but they actually don't seem to make sense to me. Yeah.

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That she was coming back to the city and telling people during the week and talking about what happened on the show. Okay. Yeah, because I was like, what did you hear? Yeah, that's what I heard. Okay. That she was kind of just breaking that code of conduct.

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Have you been dating since this summer? Yeah.

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Like I have no riz. No riz? None. So what do you do? Like if you match with someone that you think is cute, like you just reach out? I don't, I'm not on dating apps. So you're not on them at all. I can't.

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I feel like that's everyone's dream. Yeah. And then they don't. If I'm like out partying, no. I'm not like I'm not on the prowl. You don't want someone who's not in the club anyway.

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Did you feel like you were like over it and then the season aired and now you're like in it again? It's like happening all over again. Yeah, absolutely. Because the season didn't air for like six months after. I imagine that's how long it like takes to fully move on from something like that.

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And then it's like all over again. Yes, absolutely.

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Yeah. And then also I had heard like she had a boyfriend. So it's like, why? Like, sure, you can have a boyfriend on the show, but it's like more interesting if you don't, especially if you're like a new person in the house.

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Well, that's the thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's like, you need just a lot of people, a big pool.

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I met my husband in, what was the year? Maybe like 2015. Okay. But we met through a combination of... I started a new job working where he was working, but we had also like two months before matched on Hinge, but we didn't talk or go out yet. So then like when I started this job and then like a month into it, I went to like drinks, like drinks with coworkers. Like, oh my God, so awkward. Yeah.

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And we, and I was, like, got to talking to him, like, randomly. And we were having, like, a really good conversation. Like, definitely, like, flirty. And I was, like, oh, okay. And then at the end of the conversation, he mentioned that we had matched on Hinge over the summer. Okay. And I was, like, oh, like, I didn't even, that didn't, I didn't really, like, check that much that summer.

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I was, like, having fun. So I wasn't, like, all up on it. And so then, like, that night I went and, like, found his page and whatever. And then, like, a month later, we, like, started dating at work. And then... The rest is history. So it was like we wouldn't have gotten together without Hinge or actually maybe without Hinge.

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But like in that moment, it was just like, oh, OK, we're both interested. Like him saying that like meant that we both like swiped right and like are single and interested in each other. Yeah. So now all of a sudden you went from just like being a coworker to like a romantic interest. So Hinge definitely like accelerated things. But if we never met in real life, we would have never connected. Yeah.

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But so many of my friends, like most people that I know who've met their husbands have met them in partner, like partly because of a dating app, but also there has to be an in-person connection. So like... my best friend, she like went out with this guy once, like years, like a long time ago, probably like 10 years ago. And they had like a nice time.

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Maybe they went out twice, but like neither of them were really looking for anything. So they didn't go out again. And then a year later, they were both on the apps and they connected again. So they were like, oh, let's go out. And now they're married and they have a baby. And like, so I'm like, all of my friends have a situation like that where it's like someone was a mutual friend. They like

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Got set up on a double date once. They didn't like really hit it off. And then they connected again on Hinge or I don't know what the dating app du jour now is. But back in my day, it was Hinge.

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Hinge is the one. Yeah, Hinge. I think like Raya is still. Right, Raya. I could never get on like into Raya. Yeah. Not into it. Yeah, like into it. No, no, no. Oh, wait. Accepted. Okay. Yeah. Well, look it.

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Oh. So like semi like baseball player. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of athletes around here. Do you go to the Knicks games? No. I did. I used to go a lot when I was younger.

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Maybe I'll run into somebody at, like, a grocery store. I also wanted to ask you, because I just watched your second appearance on Watch What Happens Live. And Andy mentioned that you dated Drake. And I didn't know that until I saw that. Because I feel like some of your exes, like, we know. And I didn't know that you dated Drake. I kind of ship. There's a lot of people that I haven't...

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That nobody knows about. Yeah, but, like, you're a very... You're a loyal person, so you don't, like, spill the beans, no matter how it goes. Yeah, because to me, like... You don't have to tell me when we wrap.

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Oh, my gosh. That is so interesting. I also wanted to ask you about Watch What Happens Live because last week or whenever, Jessie and Wes were on. Mm-hmm. And... Someone had written, called in about you having like tension with Tinks on your episode. And I hadn't watched your episode yet. So I actually just watched it this morning. And I didn't really, I wouldn't have thought that.

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And this was your first season on the show and you're one of our faves. So when I was in New York, I just had to come and talk to you because we're in the middle of the season. Things are really reaching like a tipping point. And the reunion actually airs tonight. So we'll probably get answers on like a lot of the things from this season. Yeah. But I'm so excited that you're sitting here.

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But then Jesse like was like, yeah, there's tension. I didn't, I didn't. What was it like for you?

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That's not the experience that I experienced. Let's say that. OK, that's fair. Well, the reunion airs tonight, so we'll be able to see a bit more of like if there's resolution, which I am hoping for because like, you know, wanting to to move forward separately. I understand. Didn't work out.

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sad for me um so we're very excited to watch and I'm so thankful that you came to the toast no I've been so much fun so fun I'm so happy to be here this is so cool I love this and I'm just chatting with you no I know same I have so many questions for you so um And then like it's already almost June. And so like back to the Hamptons. Yeah, we will see. Well, yeah, like, yeah, all TBD.

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But I think it's safe to say your spot is secure. I just also I feel like with the show, there's going to be some change. Everyone's like teases changes and everyone's sort of like pushing Lindsay and her baby out the door. Danielle, just like not nice. But I do feel like the show is changing like or at least needs to. So what do you think that will look like?

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I feel like there's definitely things that can be done. I think the Valley has set like a really good precedent for like I don't want to say aging, but like growing up.

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Yeah, and maybe it's not necessarily Real Housewives because I'm not like obsessed with that idea for Lindsay, but like maybe it's like a show in the middle because I feel like that's doing really well for the Valley. And there's someone who's actually like in the same...

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stage of life as like Lindsay or people on the valley like having babies and I think it's interesting to watch yeah for sure they're like you know tested stars like they yeah she could do it well I was just gonna say Lindsay's like so smart and amazing like just literally made for this yeah I'm like I always before I actually went on my first watch what happens live I was like Lindsay

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It's hard when it's like not, we do every episode like dropping that same day. So I'm like, Reunion airs tonight. Yeah, this is a little pre-recorded, okay? Reunion airs tonight on Bravo. Can't wait to watch you do your thing. Everyone actually looks sickening at this reunion. Best reunion looks yet. I know. Being there, I was like, everyone is so...

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How was it like going into it? Were you nervous? I feel like it's just nerve wracking that like you want to make your case for you just like want to get your words out. But it's like sometimes they don't come.

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And we had so much fun. Okay, good. Yeah. And was it—did it wind up being, like, more— Or less than you expected it to be in terms of like intimidation and like the intensity of it.

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Got it. Okay. That makes sense. That like kind of tracks with what we saw. And also Emeril being a new cast member as well. What's your take on Emeril's revolving door?

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You know, and like explain yourself is one thing. Yeah. And make yourself make sense. And then also do it in front of the person who like broke your heart. And you have to like sit there and talk about how your heart broke.

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Oh my gosh. Okay, well, I can't wait to watch. Thank you again for joining us. Now I will let you go. We will see you tomorrow. Love ya. Bye.

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Yeah. I feel like the part, it's like, that is what a share house is. And, like, that's what you would hope people do is, like, meet people. It's like, but he's, like, on a TV show. And, like, you're here to entertain. And, like, we don't even get to see the faces of the people. Not that I'm, like, dying to. I don't even think I saw them. I didn't even see that many faces.

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Why do you think they cut out, like not even blurred the face? Like they literally wouldn't show us a body part of the people that he brought home, which is like new. Yeah, that's so interesting.

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girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing Welcome back to The Toast. I am so excited today is a very special episode because I am sitting down with Lexi Wood from Summer House. We talk about you all the time, at least once a week when we recap Summer House.

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so they were maybe just like look at editing wise it's just easier to just cut them all the way out that's funny it's honestly like been a really funny bit of the show but it is like a little random yeah so um i want to talk about you and get to know you a little more because it is so interesting how you like came from this world a little bit before going on reality tv did you ever think you would go on like what was your thoughts on like going on tv before you did it

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You're so sweet. It's so nice to meet you. You're literally the same like from TV and from Instagram, which is always like, I feel like the nicest thing you could say to someone. Especially this day and age. That's so nice. Yeah.

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been really pleasantly surprised with being able to be like oh my gosh like it's really cool that people can see that i'm not just one dimensional yeah no when i also think and i think i said this in one of our recaps like your personality is so it's kind of like unexpected based on like what you do and like how you look like you're so bubbly and you're so sweet and like you could be like get away with being the world's biggest bitch if you wanted like just so you know wait first of all thank you so much i yeah i really appreciate that wow that's face card for

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Yeah, I never thought about that. And I said that to Claudia, not because I'm on TikTok. She was like, her face card is off the charts. I'm like, yeah, I think I know what you mean. That makes sense. Because I watch you on Watch What Happens Live. Also, you've been on two times this season, right? Yeah.

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And yet, so that's also we get to see a different side of people on the show when they go on Watch What Happens Live because it's like totally different.

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No, I love it. I love just like the chat. Oh, that's what we do, chit chat. So that's what we're going to do. And I want to get to know you even more because you were on this first season of Summer House. I feel like it was actually probably a year ago right now or maybe later in the summer when we all, like the audience, heard that you were going to be on the show. Yeah.

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Yeah, totally. And I feel like especially now, especially as like modeling has turned into influencing. Yeah. You do more on camera work in general, like even Instagram stories, like where people get to see your personality. Like it definitely pays off to have one.

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No, for sure. You get so much. I feel like you get a lot of flack on the show from your boyfriend and from other people in the house for like always being with your mom and your sister. As someone who is always with my family and always wants to be with my family and when I'm not with them, like I'm telling them what I'm doing or I'm talking about them with the people that I'm with.

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Like, I just can't relate to people being so like shocked and gooped and gagged that like you're with your family all the time. Yeah.

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Oh, definitely. I'm one of those people that's with my family too much. And yeah, I don't know. I guess if you're not someone that's like that, it like is jarring. But it's like, well, if I wasn't with my family, then I would be with my friends. They just happen to be the same people. But like, still, it wouldn't be you.

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I remember Claudia and I reported on it. I think there was even like whispers that you had like, we're seeing Jesse or like that you guys had connected and we were just like living for it. I feel like you were such a great casting in theory and then also in practice.

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Yes. Like, definitely, like, cabin fever is a very real thing. Like, even though something sounds like a good idea, when you're, like, so close together, like, it starts to go sour. Yeah. A little bit. You have to, like, make yourself scarce. It's definitely, like, a game. But I actually wanted to talk about your relationship with Jesse, obviously, is, like, the main story of the season.

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And as much as people, I know people, like, say that you guys aren't a good match. And obviously, at the end of the day, it didn't work out. Okay. I really saw in the beginning, like how much you guys liked each other. I think on a personality level, like it is like a good match because you guys were having a lot of fun.

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I believed, I took her at her word because she's not like a jealous or competitive person. And like, we've seen that time and again, but I thought when she posted that breakfast video and maybe I don't see enough of her content, maybe she posts that all the time. So like, she does was unlike it.

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But when it was like framed like that and she used the song, I thought maybe she was maybe just like stunned in a little like, Now this is how you do breakfast in Montecito.

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So she did a Q&A on her Instagram. Someone asked her, are you comprehending the Meghan Markle beef that social media says you two have? And she's like, no, I don't understand this at all. And she turns the camera. She's like, do you understand this? And it's Meghan like chuckling and taking a bite of the food that Gwyneth has made them.

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No, and I did feel bad even asking you for anything considering you're going through a lot. But I do know you do make your way to the kosher grocer. So I was like, I do. And I know you always like to come with stuff. And so you were probably going anyway. So I was like, can I request a chicken?

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No, same, especially because people had said they both live in Montecito and it was said that they've never met or if they've met, they're not friends. So that just points to like the opposite.

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I totally agree. That's how I saw it go down to like a clarification text message. Hey, let's get together. Yeah.

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I thought she was just turning it to like her assistant or something.

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Yeah. Do you think Gwyneth will do her podcast of Confessions of a Female Founder?

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I feel like when you have a podcast, you're more inclined to do a podcast.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yes. And then also, did you hear the trailer for Confessions of a Female Founder? It dropped two days ago yesterday.

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That's really crazy. And if you're doing Zoom, you better get the best guess ever because there's no reason why you can't. There's no scheduling conflict. I listened in the podcast app. So I had the podcasting experience.

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And I found it really impossible to finish even just the trailer. It was just really, it was really difficult. And I didn't even know who we're talking to. Who was she talking to? Anyone we know?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Okay. So I don't even know who we're talking to. And then it's all these like, you know, tropes of just like cliche shit. And maybe that's the trailer. I'll just keep giving her chances. But I couldn't finish the trailer else to say.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Something like that, but it was like so Lemonada. Can I play it? I feel like they will love that. You will love it.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next toy, which is actually some crazy influencer news that dropped yesterday that has the Jewish world in a tizzy?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Alex Earl sued a British fitness brand, Gymshark, for $1 million after it axed her sponsorship deal over, quote, pro-Israel views. So Gymshark, which is a British fitness brand, has settled a claim for $1 million from Alex Earl after they allegedly asked for a sponsorship deal over online criticism of her pro-Israel views.

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She filed allegations against the company at the high court, arguing it owed her the equivalent of £770,000 in damages for terminating the deal prematurely. So Alex Earl on October 7th.

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It was on October 7th. It was that morning. I think the terrorists were still in the country.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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And so she just posted that card. I think it was the same one that Kylie posted.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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And it said, we stand with the people of Israel, something like that. Which is like what you post about anything when something happens in the world. That's usually the textbook. Like, we stand with LA. We stand with Paris. Anytime there's a tragedy, we stand with them. Okay.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah, no, she I mean, she did take it down, which at the time we were really hard on her for. And I feel bad about that now because I know where her heart is at and it's with the people of Israel. And so then when she was like asked to clarify on comments, she was like, my heart continues to be with everyone who has been impacted by these horrifying acts of terrorism.

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She said, like, people are getting raped and murdered. Like, I'm against that.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Not at all. But the fact that then she didn't like swing the other way and, and post just to appease people like that is what we would call a backbone in this day and age. And that she's not letting this brand get away with terminating her contract. And she won. Yeah.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah. She had said at the time, she had said, I'm shattered over the inexcusable, disgusting, disrespectful torturing of women, children, babies, and so many others. There are no words to describe a tragedy of this magnitude and the mass devastation it has caused.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah, and also not her, like, putting this brand on blast, because I don't really know this one, but I actually had just seen, like, yesterday before this, a video of this girl. She had, like, was taking before and after selfies at the gym because she was losing weight, and she's wearing these Gymshark leggings, and they are, like, flesh-colored.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Bruno's not there. Right. So like you have Theo, you want to get Romeo, but not Bruno, who's given his all to the show yesterday.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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And they're meant to be like pink camo, but it seriously looks like she's naked. And it's horrible. And she's like, they're horrible. And she actually dyes them at home, like on her kitchen top, like to make them black. And it was just like the opposite of a good ad for Gymshark. So it's just a bad day for Gymshark. But that's what happens when you're bad.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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What are their dynamics? Like, if you had to apply them to us, who's who? I just assume that I'm Ashton. She seems like the one that's like, Alex is like fun and outgoing.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Ashton seems like more sober, not in an alcohol sense, but just in like a, you know, the little sister who's growing up fast.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I stan. Our next story, some new music news. Something that's been in the works for a while has been announced that Miley has announced her visual album, Something Beautiful, with a release date. So Miley has announced her upcoming visual album called Something Beautiful, which is releasing on May 30th.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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And it also looks like Romeo. I don't think we need separate ones. They're all twins, by the way.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Though details surrounding the record are scarce, she revealed that her ninth album will feature 13 original tracks and is executive produced by her and Sean Everett.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Okay, but let me just give a few more details. She also revealed the album cover, which is an artsy shot of her in a Mugler couture. And it's 13 songs with accompanying music videos, making it a visual album, and it will tell some story. It's some like pop opera.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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But I think like each music video relates back to another. Like, I think it's like one long music video.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I agree. And there's been, like, whispers about her new album for a while now. And so this is, like, what we've gotten. And I'm also just, like, a little worried. I don't want to doubt her. But, like, it does look very...

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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artsy avant-garde like Lady Gaga like above my pay grade a little bit like I hate shit like that and then veering a little bit like towards dead pets I'm just like that's my concern not in like a wow just in like a very extreme sort of way I don't know but like what I was seeing wasn't like oh my god I need to see this now maybe it's something I will grow into and I need to like mature in my understanding of art but it looked a little bit out of my reach

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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uh you know metal like is it closer to like glass hearts or whatever whatever that album was called flowers it's not it's not like stripped down malibu it's honestly it feels like something from lady gaga like with the sharp edges sharp chiseled cheekbones no eyebrows which by the way i love no eyebrow representation more of that interesting i mean i'm gonna reserve judgment

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I just like, that was my, I thought that's what you were going to say, which is like initial, like just the initial visuals. Like it just feel like out of my grasp.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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As a piece of uncultured swine. Yes, of course. Of course. Who just wants everything served to me in a digestible way.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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So I will, of course, support her. And I love her dearly. And I'm rooting for her. And I agree. She's in a great place right now. So I don't think this is, like, a work of a madman.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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But I also think we should make more stickers like in different fonts because right now it's like, I love it, the word art one, but like maybe something also a little more aesthetic, like Meghan Markle handwriting. Maybe we could contract her to write us one.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I'm glad we have something. And sometimes I'd survive. I used them last night. I was the first. I was an early adapter.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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OK, maybe I can even do my handwriting. Embrace my inner Megan.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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They are expensive. Go with the free ones. But then the good ones are like you have to pay for it.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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,,,,,,, Kyle doesn't have Sutton's back. Like Sutton has Kyle's back. And they're all like talking about this, how Kyle's not a good friend to Sutton. And I'm thinking like, yeah, Kyle doesn't have Sutton's back. That's not what a friend does. And then Kyle very recently explains why. And then they bring it up to her finally. And she's like, why the fuck would I have her back?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I don't think it was a criticism. I think it was just like an enhancement. And also this. You know what I mean?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I wasn't saying instead of. I'm saying and also. Like I'm just really excited. Sorry. No, I'm excited too.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Like, I don't agree with what she's saying in these instances. She literally drilled in on me last season. Like why? And they're like, cause she really cares about you. Kyle's like, that's not my fucking problem. Like it's so funny. It's actually really funny to hear it from Kyle. It's like, wait, she's upset about me. Like why? Get over it.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Agreed. As much as I'm an Erica apologist now, um, It's crazy to think that all of that could have happened with Erica and it wasn't going to be mentioned or people weren't going to ask questions. So I feel like the way that Kyle and Dorit ask questions didn't push her too hard, didn't get her to a place where she would have to say something that might violate legal things.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Right. The idea that no one's going to talk about it is crazy. It was the biggest story in the country. It's a crazy thing that happened. For a while, it was not clear if Erica knew about any of this. So we do have to kind of get to the bottom of it. The way that Sutton went about it, like never letting Erica breathe, was completely different.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Very, very thrilling. You also today look like you work in finance, like in a good way.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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No, that's what an enemy does. Not even a passerby. That's an enemy that just like... can't give you one pleasant meal without bringing it up. And I understand, like at the time she was asking a lot of questions at which people wanted to know, but if you care more about your relationship with Erica than you do care about pleasing the viewers.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I did because they said this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah, but I'm ready. Even this trip was just a regurgitation of the fights of the season. There's nothing new here. We need a reunion. We need Coombs afresh. So I'm excited for the reunion next week. And I'm ready to get up to speed on what's been going on in the ladies' lives.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I think we were on break that week because it was late August. So I think that was the one summer week that we took off. Because I was like, did we even talk about this?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah, no, she's been great. And the trip looks fun. We'll see what happens, who they replace Garcelle with. But it's really, it's crazy that Garcelle left because of alienation and not just, oh, you know, in my son's high school year.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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and make meaningful connections with other women yeah but I just feel like it didn't have to be this way for Garcelle whatsoever like I mean Danielle is like I not even apples to apples because Garcelle has like a huge personality she has a lot of strong opinions like she's not just like mimicking what Sutton says you know like yeah she can fend for herself so I don't know why this season she really just pigeonholed herself into being like Sutton's backup

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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No, not at all. She could have like struck up a friendship with Bose and maybe not Dorit because like I think she actually fucking hates Dorit.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Like truly those two, like actually more than Sutton and Dorit dislike each other, like Dorit and Garcelle like,

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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oil and water um and i know i said yes oh sorry like she could have worked on her friendship with one thousand through sutton and it was so crazy because sutton like the way that she was framing everything and they actually showed i mean there was too much flashback footage it's like we we just all saw this but that editor really has it out for sutton

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Well, they said, like, they were showing how everyone attacks Sutton. They were showing all those different, they showed nine frames of people attacking Sutton. And then they also showed nine frames of Sutton attacking other women. And the things that Sutton is saying is so much worse than the things that the other women are saying.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Like, it's crazy that Sutton really sees herself as this victim when it's like, no, you... Give it right to them. Like you start so much shit.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah. Lisa also, though, like with some it just felt like she would say anything to.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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So that wasn't always the greatest. But we'll see what happens at the reunion now that everyone has said seen what everyone else has said and what's been going on all season. Like.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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It was a great response. That is really, really funny. And then next we get the reunion. Like they talk obviously about the Sutton wallet comment. And then to read is like to Sutton, like you act like you live like the queen of the Sheba. You live off a main road.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I don't know. She could get on Cameo and pay off her glam bill.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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No. Not at all. Who are, like, getting you more cameos. Who are saying you to up your price.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Celebrating. She's on brand. Hey, Turtle Lou. I'm doing good. I didn't even realize it was hump day because like my week is split in two because today I'm traveling. It's a travel day. Hence why I look the way I do. I'm not even wearing shoes. It's just a mess.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I think it's a cool look. You should also wear a hat and a backpack. No. I think you look cool. It's like a nice vibe.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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And it's like cold in New York. I looked at the weather. It was a low of 37. Yeah.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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No, a vest is perfect because you'll be hot in a coat, but you do need pockets.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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They were real that day. I wore a vest. Because that vest was disgusting.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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No, vests are amazing because it's like, here, have a pocket. Say no more.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah. I might wear a vest with this because I like wearing a vest on the plane for the pockets.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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They came together in a meaningful way. And the stories, I would say, are showing up for us today. Small but mighty stories.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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And that you like the way that you are showing up for yourself. That's a new thing people like to say. I didn't like how I was showing up. for myself.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Oh, I've been seeing that a lot. Like you need to show up for yourself. Claudia, I don't know. It's like the new ism. I feel like it just means like how I am.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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No, just like, if you say I don't like how I am right now, say that's what you're trying to say. I wasn't showing up.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah. Like I'm just like not in a good place. They would say, I don't, I wasn't showing up for myself in a way that I was happy or was proud of. Just like. That's the new, just look out for it. I'm telling you, I called you on holding space for two things.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Watch out for showing up. Now we're not holding, we're showing.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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And I'm getting my hair cut tonight. So I didn't do my hair. So it's just like one of those like travel day episodes where Chris Appleton comes in and tells you you're ugly.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah, I hope so. I mean, as much as we can do in a Safi, we're trying to, even though like we've already screwed the pooch, we're incapable of doing the Safis anymore.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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The Safi is an opposite of Nalafi and Nalafi is a nice long one for you.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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And it's like, is anyone actually listening? Because what are they saying?

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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So yeah, I think like without further ado, we should get into the past five stories that you do need to know.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Oh my God. Thank you. I mean, I did like do all my makeup and like, it's like I brushed my hair and put it in a bun. I guess, I don't know. It's the lack of shoes that's throwing me off, but I'm able to sit crisscross applesauce and I'm cozy as heck.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Well, new furniture is always exciting, especially a cozy chair.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Yeah. Like this week, you never know when a nap is going to need to happen.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Not be able to rock my child to sleep. Like that would be insane.

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By the way, I will never know what's going on with your feet because I can't see your feet.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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I love that. Thank you. You know how when someone talks about lice, your head gets itchy? Like you talking about like the pollen and the need for the sneeze. Yes. Made me sneeze. Thanks, Coach.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Like, that's what that was. You were, like, going in-depth on sixth season. And I had a reaction. Let's get into the story, shall we? I guess our first story, which I know is really near and dear to your heart and actually both of our hearts. It's a kind of a it's a combo. It's a combo of our favorite subjects. I wouldn't say for like our queens.

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Yeah, but like I wouldn't say Meghan is my queen. You know, I think it's a little more complicated than that.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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So we're just like heavily interested in both of them. But like as a Queen Elizabeth stan, like Meghan will never be my queen. Sorry.

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Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025

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Meghan Markle and Gwyneth Paltrow addressed their rumored beef during a surprise hangout. So over the last few days, we talked about it a little bit. Last week, Gwyneth was asked about Meghan. She gave a very non-shady response that everyone took to be shady. And then she posted a video of herself making breakfast in her kitchen, just like a party vibe, eggs, bacon, coffee.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly.

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League of Jews. Like I don't think you have to be Jewish. You just happen to be Jewish. Got it, got it. Cool, cool. So I guess now without further ado-da-do-da-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Of course it was a she because 98% of our audience is women.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Oh, okay. So now, now, right now, without further ado-da-do-da-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Oh, okay. So there is controversy. Do you know this? Tell me and I'll let you know.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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You're timeless to me. Our first story. Meghan Markle.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Our first story. Yesterday, Variety dropped an exclusive article saying that Alex Earle's Hot Mess podcast has been dropped by Alex Cooper's Unwell Network. So here's the deets from Variety as it dropped. And this feels like more of like a press release.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And they had all the info and then everybody else is like extrapolating from that. So. Alex Earle's Hot Mess podcast has been dropped by Alex Cooper's Unwell Network. Sources say SiriusXM will also no longer sell ads for the show and that the Unwell Network has renounced all rights to Hot Mess so that Earle can freely explore future opportunities.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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The move comes amid growing chatter on social media and the toast of a feud between Cooper...

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cooper host of call her daddy and earl the party girl influencer with a massive tiktok following speculation of a rift grew when earl skipped an unwell super bowl party in new orleans even though she was in town and then this is me adding also don't forget the spencer pratt stuff in august 2023 as a reminder cooper announced that she was launching the unwell network and signed earl to join the fold so like unwell and and hot mess like

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It's Jackson Turdy, we're your hosts.

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Yes, their initial talent signings included Pretty Lonesome with Madeline Argy, who alongside Cooper and Earle would, quote, develop a variety of multi-platform concepts and projects across such silos as pop culture, beauty, fashion, and lifestyle.

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Earl goes somewhere else and then we hear later on like Earl is with podcast one or whatever like and that's what you would do if you wanted things to like remain peaceful but considering they're already going their separate ways I feel like this was you know One more kick in the butt, like, and your drop because it makes hot mess look unsuccessful, which I don't think it is.

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There are some like metrics that are public, which like her YouTube views, which are very high. I think it is the biggest show on the network and that doesn't make sense why you would drop your biggest show.

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Well, she might still be a podcaster and she might still lug all that luggage because part of her YouTube channel will still be sitting on the couch talking, but recognizing that people aren't listening to it as much as they're watching it. But still, you want to have all that podcasting. production. So I don't know. She has the IP to her show, which was also interesting.

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But when I saw that, like, I feel like there's no way Alex Cooper could not have given her the IP after everything that happened with call her dad. That's exactly what Alex and Sophia wanted. And what Alex ultimately got was like the rights to her show and to her name and everything that she built. So if she had withheld that from Alex Earl, I think that would just, it wouldn't have looked good.

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So bad. So small, really bad. So Alex,

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Yeah, I know. I think that she had to give that up, especially with the Call Her Daddy drama of yore.

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Or we just like keep re-recording the song every time you change your name. It's an expensive venture, but I'm down. Yeah, no, but Jax and Claude are the hosts of this show. Correct. We can riff off that all day long, but when you come to this show, just know we're Jax and Claude and we're your hosts.

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And I think the publicist gets a lot of credit for bringing Earl to Unwell.

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Bringing these two together.

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Yeah. Right? Like if we're just extrapolating, interpolating. Like it's definitely an interesting tidbit that could point to larger issues, but could also just be a coincidence. Like not everyone works together forever. Like either one of them could have moved on.

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It's been a year and a half.

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Yeah, of course there's something going on. And then also the use of the word dropped. Like that is one final like middle finger to Alex Earl because it makes her look unsuccessful. But that we know to be not true. So that's why it's even more nefarious.

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Right, and then you want to give him the finger on his way out the door. Correct. And a way for them to control the narrative a little bit. And who knows what Alex Earl will do if she'll say anything or if she's just happy to be gone and is going to continue on her merry way.

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So she does Hot Mess with her sister mostly. And they like do remote episodes, right?

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Because I think she'll still do that. I think that's been good for them. So-

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Yeah. I think she's still going to do that.

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You can't compare a TikTok view to a YouTube video, long form video. Of course not.

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Yeah, but like you have to if it's a podcast looking at like say 150,000 downloads per episode for a podcast is really strong. In the podcasting world.

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Yeah. Well, that's like in the hindsight. Hindsight is 2020. You think she'll still continue doing a podcast? Yeah.

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Yeah. And it looks great. That's because of the YouTube.

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Yeah, well, that could be next for them. I do feel like sometimes her content like is trending that way when she's like, oh, girls, like that's obviously the name of their show. And it's adorable. Yeah, it's I don't know why it hasn't happened yet. That feels like a no brainer.

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Like, every great thing that we do, it will evolve in six months. Like, maybe a re-recording. Maybe, of course, people were asking for theme song 10-minute version, which we'll have to work with Becca on that.

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But think of like, I'm thinking like D'Amelio's on Hulu. How much do you think they get paid by Hulu?

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Yeah. So we'll see what happens next. Do you think Alex Earl is gonna say something about this and like be like, here's my truth?

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Yeah. I think it's like, if nothing more happens, then it will stay quiet.

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Yeah. So I think, I think she might be able to let that go and just be like, carry on. Cause as you said, she doesn't like drama, but I don't know. I think if, if more, if more happens, this is like what we said about Brianna and grace. Remember? We're like, if nothing more happens, they could be friends again.

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Oh, and then of course, speaking of grace, Dave Portnoy chimed in. This was really funny because Dave Portnoy posted a TikTok of a screenshot of him having had a call with Alex Earle's new cell phone number for 22 minutes. And then he was playing Circle of Life in the background. and drinking.

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Yeah, no, she wouldn't. But it was just a funny thing that he posted. And then it points, is there drama between Dave and Alex Cooper?

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And then him making this video, it's like you wouldn't do that to a friend.

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I don't know. It might just be like a business.

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Like where it's like we're not going to start up because it's like it's not personal, but it's not like we're best friends and I would trust you.

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Yeah. I wonder who it's going to be. I think they're already in acquisition mode, so...

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Yeah. And then they also had the other drama recently.

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You told me a little bit about it and then I saw like a transcript of what was said.

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No, it's like I, until it's like pressing and completely top of mind, like I'm not thinking, but now this is how we do. Like we are just like riffers.

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Yeah, that's like people have been like people have said that.

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That's not like a new thought.

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Okay. Instead of Jesus, like I'm just gonna say blank so that I can't be taken out. Blank is going to spank you lady. If you keep it up, he's going to bend you over and fuck your ass. Blank is going to go poop pirate on your ass. If you keep up this bullshit, they deserve it with no lube.

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I think it's what you think, you know?

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I have a thought. So tell me if I'm right.

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I feel like it's just the obvious progression of what she's saying.

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Oh, maybe it's an original term.

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That's not what I was thinking. I don't know if that's what she meant. But anyway, so this is actually a very big controversy. Like I have been seeing it a lot. And she's very much like a TikTok person and I am not.

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So they just came out of that one now into this one. But that's on just working with influencers and being on the internet.

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Yeah. So now this we'll see what happens next.

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Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Travis Kelce is making news in two parts. One, he's saying how he listens to Taylor Swift's music when he's depressed. He said she has something for every mood. So him and Jay's face got a little emo on the pod talking about what kind of music they like to listen to when they're down in the dumps.

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I don't know. I would sing it. This is how we do. Yeah. Chillin' straight back there. And then we do it like that. This is how we do. Hey.

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So Travis had said that he listens to Taylor songs when he's depressed because she has something for everything. And Jason agreed that no matter what mood you're in, you can find some Taylor music to relate to. Then he said, it's true. It's a universal truth. And then Jason said that he prefers sad country when he's feeling down.

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He said, no matter how bad I'm feeling, there's a country guy who was singing about it and feeling way worse for me. And that gives me joy.

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And then also the Chiefs GM reveals that Travis was battling a pretty big illness ahead of the Super Bowl loss. So he didn't say what it was. He said, we're never going to make excuses and talk about it. But I mean, yeah, he was battling with a pretty big illness there before the Super Bowl.

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He said it probably like considering the way that the Eagles played, it wouldn't have made a difference how he was feeling. Right. But that, yeah, he was sick. He didn't share the diagnosis. But to me, like, what comes to mind is, like, I was sick for the Super Bowl, too, and I felt really, really bad. And maybe Travi felt maybe he had the flu, COVID long flu as well.

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No, and like in this day and age, like if you play sick, and you're like contagious with other people, like you're canceled. And I actually think that- It's no longer admirable. No, it's like you seriously could lose everything. I actually think Travis probably had COVID and that's why he won't say what it is because for years you- Super spreader, super spreader.

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Yes. However, we need to get the song on Spotify. Like, and I'm not, we're working on it. This is so important to me because I was playing it on repeat in my house. The kids love it. It's 30 seconds though. So I literally was starting the podcast over, over, over, over.

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You literally couldn't play football if you hadn't been exposed to someone who had it. So to take a positive test and then like go sweat on everybody, canceled.

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100%. And now he's detoxing on a, in a warm destination because that's like good for his sinuses because he had COVID and maybe he has long COVID too.

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The oceans aren't closed anymore.

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It is. It's good for the soul. You got to heal mind, body and soul.

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Yeah. Travis said he listens to music that is very telling of his mood. OK, we need him to go public.

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I think he really likes LMFAO.

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No, I'm serious. That's something that I got from watching Catching Kelsey. He like had them at a party and everyone was like so excited, like party rock. Those were like his guys. Like I think that's his favorite kind of music, party rock anthem.

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But not when he's feeling sad. Do they have any ballads?

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He also said the only way you can find yourself in the light is to find yourself in the dark first.

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I'm trying to think about that. I feel like it's easier to find yourself in the light.

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Um, and I know other mamas out there, especially like if they want to bring their kids into like, they want to educate their kids into the world of the toast. It's a clean song. There's no explicit version.

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I'm speaking from like just practically speaking like it's easier to find oneself in the light.

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But I understand what Travis means. He probably saw that Michael Phelps commercial too.

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But it's like one that was like botched.

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No, it's just like they like mistyped, they typed it wrong. But I understand what you mean, Travi.

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I'm so glad my Travi made it to the big game, even though he had COVID and he played like arse.

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In English, Claudia is a girl's name that means lame or enclosure. Yeah. It comes from the Latin word claudus, which means lame or crippled.

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That's so funny. That's like those videos of like, here are words that would be beautiful names except for what they mean. Like syphilis. That would be a beautiful name.

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I don't know if gallbladder would be a beautiful name. I like it. I saw one that was like oatmeal.

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Oh my gosh, funny. Okay, lame. It's Jackson Laman, we're your host. What does Jackie mean? What story number are we on? Who knows? I know, I'm just... Claudia, if you have to ask, then you know. Did you see that? Oh, three.

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Get to the story. Jackie comes from meaning God is gracious, holder of the heel, and supplanter.

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Okay, I'll go to the next story. And you know what? I might skip over one story, okay? Will that make it better?

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Because we kind of did like two or three with Unwell. Because we did like Unwell, then we did Avery, and we did Dave.

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And Claudia says we're at an hour. But our next story is like some tragically beautiful news, actually. Okay. Jesus Guerrero's family is thanking Kylie Jenner for covering the hairstylist's funeral expenses and plan to honor him the best way that they can. So first of all, I want to correct because we were saying his name wrong the other day and it's Jesus. No, Jesus.

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No, you literally said it right back to me. I thought you were going to call me.

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Oh, okay. But you didn't know it any more than I did.

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You're always correcting me. You're always clowning on how I say things.

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Of how I say things. But anyways, not only is she covering his funeral cause, she put out like a really beautiful tribute yesterday. And I think that they were even closer than...

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people expected them to be like he's been with her for a very long time and i think one of the kids friends she shared videos and photos of them traveling and in her home like not just working together but just like living together and she shared how like he was a light who got her through so many Dark Times. So I think she's really grieving.

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I also know she wasn't at the SAG Awards with Timmy on Sunday. I think because this was all very, like I think that's, I think she would have been there otherwise.

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like good with kids too because so many of the things that i've seen is like pictures of him and everybody's kids yeah that's really it's really sad it is really sad um but they had a gofundme set up for his funeral costs and then she covered the whole thing so they said like um the other the money that was raised previously will go towards costs associated with securing his belongings home and other unexpected expenses to settle his yeah so that just like makes this really difficult time a little bit easier for his family which is very kind

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Very sad. What's going to be our fifth and final story is a little more Hollywood news.

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Let me tell you, I'm so glad that that's not a thing.

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I'm doing good, and it's nice that it's day two of the theme song, but it's day three of the week. It feels like we're cheating the week a little bit, because you would expect it to be a Tuesday, but then it is a Wednesday. That's so true. So, life hack, drop a new song on a Tuesday.

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Yeah, to a degree, but we have to be true to ourselves.

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So our fifth and final story has actually been a last minute swap for some breaking news.

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We have to be true to ourselves. To sound off. Actually, the commenters popped off yesterday being really helpful for Toast Playlist. So I just. Yes. Of course, right where you left me.

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Real housewife Karen Huger gets a far longer prison sentence than she expected for her DUI. She has been sentenced to two years in jail with one year suspended over her DUI conviction. It wasn't? Yeah. They said Mrs. Miss Huger's mother died on Thanksgiving morning in 2017 for kidney failure and sepsis.

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Her father died seven months later on June 18th from the complications of Alzheimer's and of a broken heart. Those two losses in quick succession were for Miss Huger personally devastating and in her opinion may have been the straws that broke her back, arguably leading to several errors in judgment.

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However, she was found guilty of driving at a speed too high for the conditions before she ultimately struck a median and two signs. Now she has been sentenced with two years in prison.

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I think it's very different if it's your first versus your second. Yeah.

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Well, and also some people get a DUI and they go to jail for a few days or a week, like back in the Lindsay Lohan, Chloe Paris Hilton era. But again, different for your first versus your second. And I just want to get clarity because they said two years in jail with one year suspended. Does that mean net net one year in jail?

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Yeah. No, and she had been arrested twice. I think it's like 2006 for drunk driving. Like they, like it strikes established a pattern matter. That is not something you could do once, let alone more than once. And now she's serving up to a year in jail, I guess. It definitely seems harsh, especially because the prosecution was only going for six months and like that.

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Like you really can kill someone. And she crashed. It's not like she just was pulled over. They noticed she was being weird. Like she literally crashed and that could have been a person. And then she would be facing like, I don't know what the law is in that state, but a lifetime in jail.

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No, this is really shocking. The length.

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Probably. let me look hold on probably and then of course there are songs like the climb but that's not what we don't like sing the i mean except for jisno but we don't like work lyrics of the climb into everyday life oh no i'm looking for what people said yeah it was right where you left me like obvious i'm having his baby yeah yeah i agree yeah It could be on like the extended playlist.

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Yeah. Especially because she's like an older woman. I don't know. It's just like really sad.

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Yeah. So shit. We'll see what happens there. Now, speaking of Bravo, time for a real.

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I know. Not expected at all.

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That's true. She's a 60-year-old. She's also, like, grieving as they shared. And it probably hasn't been the same since. That's really traumatizing. But it doesn't mean you can get behind the wheel of being drunk and, like, on pills.

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Fourth of July party, Caviar Caspia. Like seriously bring me a fucking baked potato with caviar right now.

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And it seemed like nobody wanted to be there already.

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And unfortunately the first three people who came were like the people, the we hate Dorit clubs. So the vibes were off from the start. But then everyone's like complaining that it's hot. Like it's 4th of July in California. Of course it's hot. Like can everyone cheer up? This is a beautiful party. Look at that spread.

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Yeah, but like when you hate someone and you guys have beef, like no, you cannot make a joke. Like of course everything is going to be taken out of context. Of course. But I actually, and in that moment, of course, like Dorit was wrong and then Sutton was wronger. Yep.

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But then when she was explaining at Caviar Caspia, like if she was like, if you just said to me, like Dorit, that upsets me, don't say that. Like it just, it would have changed. Like Sutton didn't have to react like that, but it's really hard in the moment to like tempt. And Sutton was already on one. She came, she didn't want to be there. She waited, she didn't want to be there.

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The thing with the Birkin was very awkward. Yeah. She didn't want to be there. And then the comment about the alcohol and she didn't want to be there, but Sutton also acting like to reach the only one who ever commented about Sutton's alcohol consumption. And then I love that they flashback to like everything that was said about it.

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And like, the thing is, I think Sutton drinks a lot, but I don't think she has a problem. Like there are plenty of people like that.

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Yeah. Also, it seems like after July 4th, Sutton has been completely activated to become like the worst possible version of herself. She wants to take down Dorit at all costs and she's going to dig in on the fact that Dorit doesn't have a lot of money, which is like a really weird thing to do and not something that's probably going to play well with the Bravo audience.

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Except I was looking on Twitter and people are like, yeah, like it's like they're here.

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They pay their rent. They pay their mortgage. They pay their taxes. They're still in the house. Like, until something happens, I have to move on from it.

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She has new clothes. She has boxes everywhere. Everything she's wearing is this season. She's got Farfetch receipts in the house. Like, I'm sorry. There's nothing there at the moment. I think when they get divorced, things will come to light. But as of right now, like, it's... There's nothing. Agreed.

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But for her to decide, like, I'm going after Doreen, I'm going to make it about money, was, like, seriously the worst idea.

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She completely lost everyone, like, all of the women. That's just, like, and she's calling her in her confessional, poor Reed. And the women in this particular group actually do not like to talk about money. Like, you are on the wokest network. Like, what do you think? You think this is a slay? Yeah.

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Talking about money is de classe. And I think the more money you have, the less you want to talk about it. Like someone like Sutton, who's obviously from money, married money, just has money pouring out of her purses and her wallets, like is the last person who should talk about money because she is so much...

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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higher so what is she saying like her and Dorit aren't on the same level and they shouldn't even fight with her because she has more money like what is your money even like not only is that an awful thing to say but like practically speaking why can't you fight with someone who has more money that what are you going to do to her it's yeah it's not a good argument and Jennifer Tilly who is really growing on me she was being really funny this episode when talking about she was really growing on me and I loved all the tidbits about the caviar like I seriously loved

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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No, I mean, she's also like, I don't know what's the best kind. I ordered the most expensive one. I don't know if that's class.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Meanwhile... She was being really cute. Right, and it was, like, a really great display of, like, two women who have... Wealth. So much wealth. Jennifer and Sutton. And then, like, Sutton is being such a snob about the caviar, saying how, like, Dorit can eat salmon roe. Like, I know it's, like, stupid, but it's so fucking classist. Like...

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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we're not we don't talk like that that's not how like civilized people talk to each other so like I think she completely buried herself with that and that she says in her commercial I'm proud I said it I would say it again two more times three more like it's seriously crazy and whatever if Dorit was ever wrong which you know to me she never was

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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she's certainly not now no she was she was never wrong but with the july 4th thing in particular like sutton had a little bit of a leg to stand on like stop starting but then at the table she was like when durie was like apologized and when garcelle was like apologized to her and so she apologized didn't feel that genuine but then she was like no if i hurt your feelings i offended you like i am sorry i just would have wish you would have told me that that upset you and then think of all the things that durie could say to sutton and she doesn't you know yeah

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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She said in her confessional, all your money's gotten you is a horse and not a date. But she doesn't go there. She has not sunk very low. What, to make a comment about her alcohol? They all drink. Dorit has a drink in her hand in every episode.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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By the way, I feel like there's even meaner things that you could say.

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One step closer to dirty being my life.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I'll tell you, not something specific. Not something like an event or anything like that.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Okay, we'll talk offline. But anyways, I just feel like, I don't, how do you even answer to that at the reunion? While also having said in your confessional months later, like I completely stand by that. Right. But then I was also confused because the fans on Twitter like are on Sutton's side with that. And they're like. They are? Yeah, they're like, it's giving like NeNe leaks, I'm rich, bitch.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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That's not what it was. It wasn't a self, it wasn't an impression. an empowering thing about oneself. It was putting someone else down.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Right, and Sun wasn't saying, I'm an amazing, wealthy woman. Because if she wants to... congratulate herself all day long. Go ahead. No, but Nene's a self-made woman.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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No, but it's also, then she didn't turn around and call someone poor.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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So if Sun wants to talk about how much money she has, but not in relation to like what other people do or don't have, okay, fine. It's about poor Reet.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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When I heard her say poor Reet and I watched with subtitles, otherwise I might have missed it.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I texted you. I said, poor Reet?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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So she's going all in on this. Meanwhile, Dorita's going all in on her confessionals about Sutton when she was like, you could tell it's like all activated. Everything's off because she was like, I mean, I don't know why Sutton would have such an issue with me making a joke about her drinking unless there's something really dark and sinister there. And it's like, oh, she's going all in.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Now we can say whatever we want.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Also, Faye Resnick with the icebreaker.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And she was really adding a lot to the conversation in the sense of jovial jests and ice breaking.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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No, Kathy cracks me up because like, even though I love Bo's, but like Bo's sitting at Kathy's house being like, Kyle's cold and like, I don't get her and I don't like her. Kathy's like, yummy. Like, yeah, that's so crazy. That's your sister. Like, don't let someone talk like that.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Took my magnesium for the evening. How that passed the Bechdel test. Turned on the heated blanket for him. I don't know what was said. And by the way, I missed his subtitle of who his name is. So I had no idea who that person on her couch was.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I didn't know that. I thought like... I don't know, man, I don't know.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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a curse yeah no she's stuck with all the memories and all the tethers and the anchors and he just gets like pick out pargy furniture in a pargy apartment but also because their kids are out of the house she does like Dorit should get her house her kids need her house yeah then Dorit might wind up in an apartment and that's not that would be sad it just really depends when you have young kids like to keep some sense of stability like the mother keeps the house like it makes sense but with Kyle's kids being grown I'm like oh that does sound like kind of miserable and lonely

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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yeah and like they just they moved in a few years ago but it takes time to settle and I'm sure she was probably like just starting to feel like at home and then it goes and changes again but yeah that was um that was a tough watch to answer what you said about bows and the pregnancy journey I don't mind it I found it very interesting however and at first when I'm like she's 47 and she wants to have a baby it's like giving Diana Jenkins like and and

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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These people haven't even said I love you yet. Oh no, but I'm like, that's biblical. That's fascinating. And like if she could do it at 47, like I would love to see that. But then to find out that she actually had two extremely high risk pregnancies.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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That she should not have another, let alone an older, that this is a bad idea. And if she wants a baby, like maybe a surrogate should have it or something. Then I'm like, now I'm like, what, why?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Oh, I didn't feel that way. And I do love that, like, Bose brings everything in-house. That was nice to see.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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You could literally get a sonic ring in your house.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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best first of all she does always come in for Dorit but like she's not wrong in the things that she's saying like when she said that they're rude for being in the corner like I haven't found her to like blindly and wrongly defend Dorit yet not wrongly yeah she comes in she calls it how she sees it and she's she's been like 10 for 10 so far when Dorit when Erica said like everyone needs to be stop being so threatened by Dorit and Bose's friendship that's exactly what it is like

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Because we decided to watch, what was it?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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two people just sometimes people click faster than other people you might think you get along with someone but they just connected with someone faster and stronger and like I think people are mad that Dorit has this person in her corner who is having her back and Dorit isn't like in a really fierce kind of way yeah Dorit isn't on an island and Erica has her back too but she also has Kyle's back and she definitely plays the fence plays yeah um but it's nice and the thing is Sutton also and Erica said this like Garcelle

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Oh, by the way, I've been doing my homework a little bit every night. Makes a big difference. And I am out of Honduras. And I am in the big city, the Twin Cities, Minneapolis, St.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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does the same thing for Sutton. Like always.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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If it's going to be Dorit versus Sutton and Garcelle, like she deserves to have someone.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I do like their friendship and I'm glad that Dorit has that.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And then also I thought the window into Dorit's room and Kyle seeing that, like really, um, put things into perspective when Kyle was like, Dorit is a very meticulous person. She's very clean. Like to see her bedroom look like this. And it's so funny because Dorit is so open and she gets accused of not being open when she's literally sitting down. She's like, I don't even see it. I'm not myself.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Like I would never, like, I don't see there's dead orchids there. I can't see it. Like, I feel like everyone is, acts like she doesn't share what's going on, but like, it's literally right there in front of you. So if she says an off remark, like she's not herself and she's trying to tell everyone that.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Yeah, the boxes like that really was so crazy for someone who even her best friend knows like she wouldn't live like that.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I saw that the preview, like Paige shows a text message. I saw someone like as much as they could transcribe what's in the message. Like it's, is this play about us? Yes. I can't frigging wait.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I hope it's not like a to be continued and we just are getting to the beginning of it.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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We should all be caught up. So that's very exciting. Progress has been made and I watched the last two Rehob and there's a lot to recap actually.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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On Tuesday. We're so glad to see the reception from the song.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And like turned out where there was smoke there was a big blazing fire.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Our conjecture as well. Just being ladies in the industry.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Because you don't just drop your biggest show. We're going to talk about it.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Of course it's our lead story. It's really, like, everyone's really talking about it. Usually, like, some podcast news, like, we're more jazzed over than the people. But the people want to know the status of Licks vs. Lex.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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But Licks would be Alex with an I. Alex.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Okay. Who are you texting?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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The toast is brain camp, so get to work.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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We said that like two weeks ago.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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That would be really crazy.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I hate not being able to see my food.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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No, I feel like when you put a cookie in a skillet, like things are going to go well for you in life.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Like a person, like the size of a cookie.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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No, I don't think so. I think I have to go to the, like you say, outlet. You're right.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Oh, my God. I would love to make you a cookie in a skillet.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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No, no, no. But I'm determined now. Hold on. Just view menu. View menu. Okay, everyone. So we can all make it at home.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Oh, concert dining menu, not restaurant menu, right?

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Oh, my God. Thank you for City Winery. Okay.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I got to go to... Dessert. Dark chocolate mousse. Jack's skillet cookie. Jack's. Okay. House made cookie milk ice cream and port ganache. That sounds like alcohol.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Made from chocolate and cream. That sounds like you definitely had port ganache.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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It was like a cookie crumble. Similar question. What the heck is ganache? What the heck is ganache? It's a glazed icing sauce or filling for pastries made from chocolate and cream.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I saw one negative comment and she was like, I see that I'm the only one who's thinking this, so I'm probably wrong.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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It's important in life to not compare yourself to Shannon Ford because you will always come up short. So true. Like waking up at 5.30 a.m. like on her own.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Picking down her Christmas tree hungover. Like you can't compare yourself to this girl.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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So, but I love having Shannons in this world to aspire to.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I kind of love that. She wasn't even trolling. She was like, I don't even want to give voice to what she was saying, but she was very much aware that she was the only one.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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Yeah. She's coming to Florida. She's doing a couple of shows in the sunshine state. So check it out.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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good you know yeah that's the best feeling to feel good I only I only peed one time in the night so like I'm ready oh nothing's holding her back I actually wanted to tell you something funny because my husband played basketball last night in his intramural league as husbands do and he texted me he was like when it was like late I guess he was on his way home he's like I got hit in the face I'm bleeding oh

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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And he came home and he really got hit in the face. He had like a scar in his eyebrow, but there was also a lot of blood. So like, it was unclear what, like where, what exactly.

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Lex vs. Lix: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025

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I wasn't sensing any beef. Like I think he just got hit in the face with the ball. I was not hearing. He didn't even like mention anyone. Like I don't think it went down in a bad way. Like just classic, you know, things happen when you're playing intramural basketball. Yeah. With your friends.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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OK, the Duna is big. But if you put it on the side that you're sitting on, so if you're the passenger and you don't need a lot of leg room, you're fine.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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That's true, but I have a small, like my car is small for an SUV and like car seats fit. Like it's not been an issue.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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The Tesla Model Y is a compact crossover SUV. I'm sorry. It's not an SUV. It is. It's not a sedan. The sedan is the Model S. You guys, like, it's literally the shape of a sedan.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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It's not a sedan. I'm just telling you. It's an SUV. It's a smaller one, but it is an SUV. Just to, like, defend my vehicle.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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There's midsize SUVs. There's extra jumbo SUVs. Mine is the smallest. A compact crossover. I'm sorry. Compact crossover.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Who makes the Genesis car? Genesis. Where are they based out of? It's Hyundai.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I think I knew that, but they're like different.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, yeah. Okay, so I endorse the Genesis. I see them a lot. I'm always like, that's a nice looking car, but when it's a new car, you know...

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I'm going through a lot. She's manspreading. She'll be mansplaining. But who cares... If, like, a man is spreading on a solo chair, like, we don't care. You know what I mean?

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Well, I look forward to seeing what you decide.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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It's exciting. A new car is always exciting. I'm picking mine up this weekend.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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It's so evil on Gloria in season one of Desperate Housewives when she realizes she's pregnant because she throws up at the car dealership.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I think we changed new car smell because it means you're getting a new car. No, and it means new. And it means new car. Clean and fresh. I love a new car.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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It is. It's so many choices, and it's a big decision.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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What kind of lease are you going to do?

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, mine was two. Perfect amount of time. Zach's is three. It's getting long in the tooth.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, and we're getting the Hyundai Santa Fe.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Okay, so like... So we'll be like Hyundai Swirly's.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, just wear like, what was I wearing?

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Right. That makes it tough. Cause you could wear like a bodysuit with like a, um, yeah, of course. No, no. Like out and about.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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And the podcast, like Ben was like, just wear biker shorts, a bodysuit that it's pants too. And like a collared shirt over it.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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You actually don't look bad. You look like you're sitting on a medicine ball.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. But those bodysuits are comfortable. They're not like hard. They're not so tight there. And it's kind of nice to have like a little bit of structure. Yeah.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. I think that's fair. And you're promoting your brand. So she's being good business woman.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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She went back to promoting her elite employees.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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But you don't even know what she's doing now. You should follow her. I'm sure she has other premium content that's being slept on.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Dive in. Yeah. It seems as though it's time to dive into the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Thank you, Turk being. You're welcome. Our first story, Mrs. Chalamet, mother of Timothy, is revealing what she really thinks of Kylie Jenner and like...

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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spilling the tea inadvertently on some of the relish so timothy's mom gave the actor's relationship with kylie a big thumbs up she revealed how she feels her name is nicole flender so not mrs chalamet but for our purposes mrs chalamet oh i wonder maybe she went back to her maiden name maybe she didn't take her husband's name modern woman i don't know why i feel like his parents are married still he gives off that energy yeah like stable family life let me look it up yeah but keep keep talking

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I don't think anyone minds. I think you're the one who's minding it.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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They always are like all on the red carpet together. Anyway, she revealed how she feels about her son's girlfriend in a rare interview published on Monday. She said, I have to say she's lovely. She's very nice to me. She also detailed the moment that she found out that her son, Timothy, bought an $11 million home in Beverly Hills. to be closer to Kylie, presumably.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I understand. I feel sick. Maybe we'll just crop in above the waist for you.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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When's Timothy's birthday? Like, they got married in 2008?

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I know, but that's just like- I guess he's French, so the rules of love go out the window. And that would make sense as to why Pauline lives in Paris now with her bebe.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I guess Chalamet is a French name. She said, did he ask for my advice? No, before he bought the home. He said, guess what? I bought a house. What? In Beverly Hills.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Sure, sure. He bought it in Beverly Hills. Sure, sure. But he's been a working actor in Hollywood for a long time.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I would say starting Call Me By Your Name. Like, that was the kickoff of Timmy.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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You do love. Maybe he's like a Claudia at heart. He's a renter. But then he just plops down $11 million. Maybe not a Claudia.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. And that's what people in the city do. Do they, some people rent because renting is so fabulous and then own a second home in the country.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I feel like Timothy would like that too. And maybe Timothy was like that too. Yeah, definitely.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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And he's like a New Yorker, right? He's like a classic guy, you know? Yeah, but I don't know if I'm just conflating him with all those pictures from him filming Bob Marley.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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The Kiss? The Kiss, yeah. Is that in New York?

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Okay, yeah, he's like really a New York guy, plus his sister's in Paris, so it's closer. Yeah.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, nothing like underhanded. Right. I feel like there's always like an underhand where it's like, wait, what? And then they say, no, I'm an old lady. I'm confused. But we know what they said. And by the way, I don't feel that way about Don and Kelsey. I feel like Don and Kelsey just got really nervous.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. Definitely Pauline now that she has a baby too. Like she'll want to go to all those activities.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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She's going to have to come back soon.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Well, for Kylie. And she'll have to, you know, be an aunt to baby Chalamet.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Right. Like I'm on baby Chalamet watch now. Like it's time.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I mean, I think it really does look beautiful.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Because they're still together. So like that's all going well. And they're so happy together. And so I think it's really working out. And she wants a lot of kids. And this is the love of her life. So there will be baby Chalamet.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yes, we do have the Valley Recap. Excited to talk about it. I also watch Watch What Happens Live with the pregnant ladies, which was so cute.

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God willing. God willing. And those are things that I look forward to. God willing. God willing. Leigh-Anne Hara. Are you ready for our next story? A little more love news.

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Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts quietly marries Bree Burroughs so the star player hearts are breaking everywhere yes but no like you guys couldn't get him so let it be Bree you never stood a chance you never stood a chance like he's so serious he's so talented like he's very devoted to this woman he's devoted he's loyal like I'm sorry you never stood a chance so I hope you weren't wasting your time thinking about it

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The Philadelphia Eagles player and Brianna Brie Burrows quietly tied the knot he revealed to Men's Health. In his cover story published on Tuesday, he did not provide details on the private couple's spring wedding date or location. Instead, he said that by the time the article was published, the outlet could refer to her as his wife.

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Well, I wasn't going to watch, but then I saw it was Valley and it was only Valley, not, you know, some rando. And it was me and Kristen who are both pregnant. And like, I don't think that Watch What Happens Live has ever been like so pregnancy friendly. You know, it's just like, I wanted to support.

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That is really cute. I also learned from Aaron Rodgers documentary that like once you become a Super Bowl winning quarterback, the spotlight on your personal life gets so much bigger. Like before you're that,

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you're a famous football player but like it becomes so much crazier like when you win the Super Bowl when you're the star quarterback like for Aaron he was things were quiet for him until he won the Super Bowl that like changed his life he's following the cameras I do agree that Jalen keeps it more under wraps and Aaron was like he has all this drama that follows him right like he was kind of like the perfect storm not only because he has this like crazy family drama but he dates famous women like a lot of them Danica Olivia right

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Given that he won the Super Bowl this year. He is like the best player in the league. I think we'll be hearing like a lot more about him. Probably against his will.

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Not that you have your, like, pick of the.

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I feel like basketball. They don't, like.

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That's so funny. But they also get seriously injured.

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even though you can pull your shoulder.

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I would say also tennis being a tennis wag looks to be fun. Paige makes it look fun.

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Not obligation. I wanted to support what they're doing, you know, because I feel like sometimes you get pregnant and like everyone forgets about you until you're ready to like be a snatchler again.

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And it's like, yeah. And there's not a lot. We can't giggle. It's not like high drama. It's a lot of boring before it gets interesting.

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But golf, I didn't realize they play every weekend. They actually have crazy schedules. And for a lot of the men, like they have to choose between having like a a happy family life and being like present dad or being like great. That's like what Tony Finau is experiencing in 2022. He's so cute, though. Oh, my God. He won one weekend on the PGA Tour, 3M or something.

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And his whole family was there. He has, like, eight kids.

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And his wife's father had passed away that year, so she was struggling. So he brought his whole family on the tour. They traveled with him, like, the whole year. And all the commentators were saying, like, it was taking away from his game. Like, he's so distracted. He's with his family. He chooses his family. God forbid. That's so wrong.

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And then he won with them there, and... It was really cute. I was like getting a little emo and then I had to turn on the valley.

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And as a spectator in golf, you have to stand.

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Are you ready for our next story? Is that why you don't go with Ben? I mean, there's a lot of reasons.

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No, they don't. That's what makes it a sport.

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Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Penn Badgley is sharing the struggle of dating Blake Lively while filming Gossip Girl. So Penn Badgley went on Call Her Daddy. He's actually talking about being Dan Humphrey, which I don't know, feels surprising.

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No, and like platform pregnant women. I love that. And I'm going to watch live.

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He is. So he actually said that when he was doing Gossip Girl, living in New York and dating Blake, he felt he had a hard time separating his pen self from Dan's self. He said, when you're doing a television show, you're doing it constantly. He added that as his stardom grew, people began linking him to his on-screen character. Yeah.

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that's beautiful even though their polls are rigged they gave everyone two seconds to vote and not that i voted the polls are rigged like the last every poll starts and one answer goes to 100 and it's literally never the winning answer so someone just voted one person and then they're waiting for the rest of the votes and they cut off the last poll like when it was coming down from 100 to like 98 and like told kristin she won it was like kristin versus janet or something like that and it was like jackie they're protecting pregnant women like

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It's so true. Why only him? I don't see Chase Crawford as only Nate Archibald.

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Yeah but also everything that Penn did after like was so Dan coded like he couldn't differentiate himself from Dan because he kept being Dan.

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Because he is Dan and I guess he's saying here like he's not entirely Dan but he didn't even say that he just said I felt like I was Dan everyone was treating me like I was Dan I was being Dan in my personal life.

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And you are dating Serena, and then you started a band.

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No, but I think for him... it just was one more layer of like his personal life being Dan. And like in his, I imagine that's a mind fuck, especially when you're younger and like you really start to like feel like you're this person and it's hard to separate the two.

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Oh, I don't feel sorry for him at all because he's Dan. But it's just interesting to think about. And I imagine other like,

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Yeah, but then sometimes you're strategic and then it reads so obvious that that's what you're trying to do. You're trying to go so hard against what you were. I think for some people it just naturally works out and then for other people it's like you're either stuck as that person or you're Jenny Humphrey.

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I think it took a while. I imagine those years before you were like kind of dark. Yeah.

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I have something in my eye if you can't tell.

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Just thinking about everything that Pembaji has gone through. It's hard. It's devastating.

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I've never seen you, but you guys already know that.

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That's surprising. Is it? I thought that you had.

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Yeah. That one's for like the true crime podcast girls. If we had seen it, we'd be putting more respect on his name and we wouldn't be laughing at him.

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Mm-hmm. are you ready for our next story it's a little podcasting news starring your boyfriend okay which one I have so many boyfriends Joe Manganiello starting a podcast no but like not far off John Mayer no okay tell me Sebastian Maniscalco will star in Apple's first original scripted podcast called Easy Money, the Charles Ponzi story.

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That's true. But Kristen, like she's made, like she doesn't need protecting from like audience opinion. Like it doesn't, it rolls off her back.

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Yes, and a scripted podcast, which people have done before. And this is the story of Charles Ponzi, for whom the Ponzi scheme is named. Of course. So Apple's moving into scripted podcasts for the first time, and it's tapped Sebastian Maniscalco as one of the stars of its first project.

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The company is launching Easy Money, The Charles Ponzi Story, and Bookie star Maniscalco will voice the eponymous lead character. Oh, so it'll be like a play.

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Well, apparently they have original podcasts already in the nonfiction space with the likes of Hooked, The Line, and Missed Fortune. Never heard of any of those. This one is the first original scripted show. When I hear this, I think, I want to watch this on TV.

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I agree, but maybe like this will happen and then it will get made into a TV show. And maybe that's another new way to get TV shows made. Like first you steal books and now you could steal a podcast.

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Oh, oh, oh. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I do.

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What? I'm just gonna, and with, was it? Paul Rudd? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, we're talking about the same thing. Show podcast. And then what else?

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Yeah, it's a good idea. Mm-hmm. It's a good idea. And I think this sounds good. Sounds like a good story.

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Except Mr. Ponzi. The Ponzi schemer himself. I don't know what his scheme was. What was the original scheme?

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You did it, Bernie. I endorse this. I think this is a great idea.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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Did Ben answer you about the packages?

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Thank you for following up. I don't want to leave people on a cliffhanger.

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But just one more hole in the story, if I may.

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If he brought in the packages and he hadn't FaceTimed you yet. You weren't on FaceTime when he stepped into the studio, right? I was, yeah. But you didn't see him bring in the packages?

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Okay, because I was going to say, if he walked into the studio before FaceTime, he could have shut it and then be like, hey, it's shut.

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Yeah. No, I am just committed to understanding the feathers.

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All right, but the final story is some exciting TV news. Khloe Kardashian announces a new very excellent Kardashian Hulu spinoff called Calabasas Behind the Gates. So at the Get Real House, which is Hulu's- Hulu had like some big thing, like panels, the Mormon wives were there.

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It's giving like- It's kind of like an upfront. Yeah. Yeah. They were announcing some new programming include, and Khloe was there because of course, Kardashian's Hulu.

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Well, nobody's working harder in their 40s than Khloe. If she were still 39, she wouldn't have been there. But because she turned 40, she can launch popcorn, a perfume, a podcast, and a spinoff show. But she couldn't do it at 39.

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I'm so excited. I need some tasty popcorn. And OK, so here's the tea. So Chloe was talking about some major news coming to the network. She said it's very, very exciting, very new, very excellent. We're excited to continue developing. Calabasas Behind the Gates will tell the story of those closest to the famous family, such as friends and neighbors.

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Rob Mills, the executive vice president at Disney, Hulu's parent company, was also present to expand on the plot at the Get Real House of Hulu. He said, we all want to know what's happening behind the gates of Calabasas. Who are all these people in the extended lives of the Kardashians? So we're developing a show that we're actually, at least for now, calling Calabasas Behind the Gates.

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Of course. Cause like if it's Malika and Scott and Travis Barker, like we've seen that, but I want, maybe it's Jessica Simpson.

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Yeah. Or the two. Olivia Nicole who are reality TV gold. Yeah.

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No, I don't think it's about them either. I think, I hope it's about like moms who live in Hidden Hills who are friendly with the girls who would be like, almost like Real Housewives of Calabasas.

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Yes, those moms that I'm talking about.

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Yeah. I feel like it's real Housewives of Hidden Hills. And I love that.

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Well, they obviously didn't trademark it or the trademark expired. But I like behind the gates. Calabasas. And Chloe's always saying, maybe she was like teeing us up for this. But in last season, she's always like, behind the gates. She never leaves the gates. I'm leaving the gates. I'm in the gates. And it's all about the gates.

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She was saying it so much. Like that I actually, it raised a flag for me. I didn't think it was TV show was coming, but I was like, why do they always say it like that? I'm leaving the gates.

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Just this year. But also Chloe wasn't leaving her house until she turned 40. Yeah. And I just want to say like I'm so glad she turned 40 because like she's obviously has a new lease on life and she's committed to making her 40s her best decade yet. But like she could have done all of this at 39. It was just like a mental block.

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That's great. We love consistency. I was also thinking when I was watching last night about the origins of the show and like how Jax and Stassi were dating and they were like the number one couple in this group. And there could not be two more different people in present day.

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But like she's doing so much podcast cloud. And by the way, it is cloudfoods.com. So it's going to be more than.

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It's going to be more than popcorn, assuming the popcorn does well. And literally she's going to be Robert Kraft. Okay.

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Now she's doing the spinoff show. Still doing Kardashian's Hulu. She did her fragrance at Harrods.

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She's the elk of a podcaster. She always has been from that.

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And she'll be such a safe space for celebrities. Yes, Red Table Talk. Right, which is funny because of the Jordan Woods Red Table Talk. And now that will be Chloe. Even though she hasn't used her...

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couch like that at all yet she's just talking people she's interested in no she's building it up and it's becoming reputable but it will become that i could see other people like going through scandal or feeling misunderstood like going to chloe because she's just like there to listen and support and not judge we listen and we don't judge let's dive into the valley recap because i'm feeling like i have like only a few minutes left inside me to finish this podcast you know speaking of the valley and podcasts on watch what happens live andy asked them who do you think has the most unnecessary podcast in the cast

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Who in the cast has a podcast? Every single person.

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Jackson, Brittany. Janet and Jason have a podcast. Michelle has a podcast. Nia and Danny have a podcast. Kristen has a podcast. No, Claudia, the better question is who doesn't?

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Kristen said that Michelle's is the most unnecessary podcast because she just hates Michelle. And then Nia said that Janet and Jason's is the most unnecessary because she's beefing with Janet. So, of course, like the person you don't like.

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Yes. And that's fine. There are other ways to participate in hump day. Do tell. You know, pet a camel. Go on a camel ride.

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He's going to be on the cover of Vogue. Jax has a thong on his counter.

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Yeah, she's not a good talker. But Heather McDonald said this like a while ago that these days having a podcast is like having an Instagram account. It doesn't matter like how big it is. Like everyone who has an Instagram like has a podcast and so everyone just has a podcast. So I guess we have to kind of see it like that. I agree. I don't know why.

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I don't hate Jesse as much as you do, but I really do hate him when it comes to Michelle. Like he's just making things so difficult and like he doesn't want to be married to her. So just like let her go. Like make it easy. Stop torturing her.

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Yeah. Cause like, is there a nanny or is it your girlfriend?

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She never even said that, but now I'm like, yeah, you leave the kid with the nannies and the iPad. Thanks for letting us know. Yeah, nannies and the iPad, yeah. I also appreciate that Michelle, like, when he starts crying, she's like, you're doing this for sympathy. Like, because we don't know what he says to her behind the scenes. Agreed.

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And I've watched that and been like, oh, my God, Jesse cries? Like, he really must be feeling some way. She's like, no, you're doing this for sympathy to make me look cold. Like, I don't care. You've said...

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presumably off camera like you don't give a shit that i'm the mother of your child like i i need to know this information because like i could be getting played no i'm so t michelle like i'm sorry i just wish she like it's just it's just so basic like she's hard to root for yeah because like she's not like incredibly sassy and strong and like um but she's a good mom all she cares about is her daughter she just wants like love and peace in her life and

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can't she just have that? And like, why can't, and then you can go have the life that you want.

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At first when she was like, don't kiss him on the face. I'm like, yeah, you don't deserve to kiss him on the face. You stink. You stink. And then when she was like, cause you had a disgusting girl here last night and you probably have that photo.

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Like he do not kiss. How did they show that on TV of all the photos they used to show this girl? We need to understand who this person is. No, I fully understood. And then I said, dirty thong on the count. Like she's out of control.

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Good. We'll see. To be determined. You know, like, the stories will be what we make them.

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Right, but then what Jax would say to that, which is that we had a set of rules. No one in the home, no dating people that we know. Brittany broke that rule, so I break this rule.

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She's stuck with him and he's a torturer.

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No, just in a way that it's like, I need you to be a functioning human being so that our son can have a functioning human being as a father.

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No, no, that was a really bad look for him. And very telling.

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a thousand percent um he's fucking crazy yeah and I you can tell he doesn't want to go to the 30-day treatment because he doesn't want to miss filming because that's all he cares about because he's not even he was talking a lot about 30 days 30 days I'm like what's such a big deal 30 days for your whole life work at Jax's which I'm sure the show that could go on without him it's about the fact that this is happening during filming and

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he doesn't want to miss 30 days of being on the show and he's only going to a facility to check a box to say i went i changed yeah i did and we've seen that before from him so like this instance is not the one this is actually probably not the rock bottom for him because also he's been sober now he said a few weeks ago 83 that's not last starting last summer that would be okay so this is fake this is a fake one you could do you think he stays the whole time no

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And we do make it rock all the time. Even yesterday, Mr. and Mr. Maldonado, we didn't want to talk about it. It wound up being the funniest conversation of the day. Title. It wound up being the title. Thanks, Joe Exotic. What's so funny is during Watch What Happens Live, Andy's mazel went to Joe Exotic. Wow.

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I don't I feel like if he did stay the 30 days, even if he came in with the wrong intentions, it would be effective for him.

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But that guy on the phone was just wanting a check like he did not.

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He's like, give us the money and do whatever you want. Yeah, it wasn't like a caring mental health person.

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Well, because probably the magic happens on day 16. And if you leave, then you have to start all over again. No, but you know what I mean? Like you have to be in. It doesn't all happen on day one. It takes time. And if you lose that time. But I thought, yeah, I don't know where he's going.

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And like the thing is, I feel like when you're everyone's telling you need to go somewhere and you're doing it to check a box. Like I feel like you shouldn't get to choose where you go. Especially because he's saying it's like a mental health place. Like you need a rehab.

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Yeah, I totally agree. I know every, like, half the group, like, hates Janet. They say, like, she's crazier than Kristen. She's a shit starter. I haven't seen it yet. Like, I just haven't seen... And even Kristen last night on Watch What Happens Live, like, they're just talking so... I mean, if she does come for Nia, like, Nia is a P-Jow. Protective class.

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So I will be interested to see what that's about. But, yeah, so far, it's just not landing for me. Like, Janet seems...

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fine and anything she's a little boring but like but like last season she was pregnant and so if anything she did wasn't perfect like you do get a pregnancy she gets a pass Kristen Doty is about to get one as well um but yeah it's just like not landing for me the the hatred of her and like how she's this crazy manipulator like who the fuck is they say she's more manipulative than Jax who has she manipulated into anything I mean that's insane to say yeah and so they said that to Brittany and that's offensive I'm sorry that's offensive agreed Brittany

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He does. I thought he didn't. And then like he weirdly made the jackal himself for being married like less times than Joe Exotic.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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The monster energy refrigerator in his apartment. In his kitchen. That whole scene, this whole storyline was so bizarre. Do you know this guy? Did he film last season? No, no.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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He starts crying. I'm going through a breakup. He's being deported and he's married. And when he said he was married, I was like...

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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The guy calls Zach and like Zach starts word vomiting, being like, I want to be with you. I want to make it. We're going to. He found his green card. He's here to stay. Benji hasn't said anything like Benji doesn't want to. Not only is he deported and married, he also doesn't sound like he's like really in this relationship.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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When he started talking about Benji before they showed their pictures and explained their history, I'm like, Benji?

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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No, that should have been left on the cutting room floor.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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And then Nia was, I went to her Instagram last night to catch up on her day in the city and they all went out to dinner in the city. Nia and Kristen and Tom Schwartz was there and Zach and Benji.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Like, I don't think they're like now they're together. I think it's like still like drama and the threat of deeper, like maybe he's just on vacation.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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threat of deportation to Canada like this is so unserious like I seriously have no idea what's going on no that was just out of left field and like I'm sorry there's a lot going on I'm glad I'm glad I read this situation correctly deteriorating Jesse and Michelle Kristen B Janet like we don't need to hear about Benji today not today

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Joe Exotic is on like his sixth husband or third. Fifth. And Andy's like, he's been married more times than I'll ever be in my life. Like, does Andy even want to get married? Because he'd be married.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Oh, for the first time like this season.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I was thinking I saw she's going to be on tonight. I was like, this is going to be like juicy probably because Andy's going to just ask her everything, especially in light of the Southern Charm reunion. They haven't filmed the Summer House reunion. Andy's asking his questions. Hopefully he's in a good mood.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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That's like Leonardo DiCaprio being like, I've never been married.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Like, right. Like, I don't feel bad for you.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. That was like a flop of a jackal. Just want to say nobody. Yeah.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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And like the pressure is on for Queenie and Weenie because like it's so amazing, you know, and we crush it. Mazel and Jackal stink. Yeah.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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And like stop with the muzzle, okay? You don't deserve it.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Oh, also, Andy's attitude. Last night, I'm on Andy attitude. Oh, yeah.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Neutral fine. Like, neutral good. Okay. However, the only time in the episode when he, like, actually perked up and slowed down and was, like, paying attention and all of a sudden, in no rush, two people came on the virtual to ask a question, and they had a dog with them. And the dog looked a little bit like Waka, like, with the ears. Uh-huh. And, oh my God, your dog is so cute.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. There's a lot of things you could celebrate in spirit. You could be there for someone who is celebrating hump day.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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They were like, oh my God, he would love to come to see Watch What Happens Live.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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All of a sudden, so much time, he's joking with them. They're like, the dog would love to come see Watch What Happens Live. And Andy's like, that's not going to happen.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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No dogs on the set. Sorry, you guys could come. And literally, time stood still.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I read your book, it meant so much to me. And they dress like everyone in the room before they ask the person their question.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, and someone in the audience asked a question, like, on the microphone. I thought they were bringing that back because, like, they need to get rid of the virtual questions. These people are loose cannons. Like, it's so weird. It's so awkward, too. The girl's, like, reading off a screen. Like, stop. Like, why can't it be the audience members?

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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So anyways, that's your Watch What Happens Live recap.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Sometimes self-care looks like hard work. And sometimes hard work looks like self-care.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I'm sorry. I had a nice evening yesterday. We had a picnic. A pizza party picnic.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Because the cleaners came to my house. It was so clean finally because it was like a tornado blew through here over the weekend with the potty training and everything. So I was like, I don't want to cook. I don't want to be like picking food up off the floor. Let's go eat in the grass. And we picked up some pizza and we had like a little pizza party. It was really cute. Free idea.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Like take your kids out for a pizza party picnic.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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He's aware of that. Yes, we should. The correlation.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Tell us what you're going to do, and then I'll try and tell you what you did.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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My God. I don't think that your building person would shut the window, actually. I feel like they would.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Like, we're good friends. No, but I feel like he would think, like, maybe you left it open on purpose. Like, to air out the space. Like, I don't know. That's not something that, like, that's such a red flag. Yeah.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. We need now to solve the mystery. Be like, just curious. Was the window open when you came in?

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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We have to get to the bottom of this.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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This has been so exciting for me. It has been really exciting. To see you going through what I've been going through.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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It wasn't in my options. If you remember, I was going to do Volvo XC60. A couple of mom cars. And then I had lunch with someone. Who has a Tesla. And, like, they made us test drive. It's like, it's six, zero to 60. Right, right. Zero to 60. Which, like, doesn't get me going. Except when I am in a red light and it turns green. Like, I'm ahead of everyone when it turns. Not for long.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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What do you mean? But then they catch up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like, if I need to switch lanes, like, I don't have, like... I don't have a pin about it.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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And he was like, showed us the car, which was really cool. Explained some of the features, you know, no key, whatever. You just walk away from the car. I'm like, it wasn't doing anything for me. But then he was talking about the safety. And I was really interested in a safe vehicle. And they are so heavy. The battery is so heavy. It makes them really safe. And they can detect...

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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certain accidents, he really made a case for the safety. And I was like, okay, done. And you can literally order, you can't order other cars online, but you can literally order a Tesla on your phone and I'm picking up my new one next week. I know I say that every week, by the way.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I don't know. Ask Ben if he brought in the packages. Maybe it was like a different super.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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We need to put it like we need to bring this case to a close.

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The Curious Case of the Feather: Wednesday, April 23rd, 2025

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I spoke to the car mom at length, too, and then she endorsed my choice, so I felt good.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Oh my God, I saw that. Yeah, it's genuinely awkward. And then Christina spills the tea to Tariq that her marriage is ending. So the drama's real, but let's not forget the heart of the series, which is the transformations Christina and Heather's design chops and eyes for style really elevate this new series with high designs that you don't see anywhere.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Their mastery as real estate experts, flippers, and entrepreneurs is on full display. They've spent years honing their craft, and it shows. Did we mention the guest appearances?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Each week, notable celebrities like Amanza Smith from Selling Sunset, Heather Dubrow from Orange County Housewives, Target, Christina's Moms, and the most surprising, Christina's second husband, Ant Enstead, will judge competitions to determine the best weekly win. It's going to be epic. So mark your calendars and get ready for the flip off. It's much watched TV.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No, no, no, no. Okay. It's a saddle that you like wrap around your pillow if you want to hump your pillow.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It is seriously butt clenchingly painful to see.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And they also teased the launch of a new- And this is a scene that Blake had referenced in her complaint. So they're like, oh, you want to see this? Here, here it is.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It gives it, no, no, because it's literally a saddle, like in terms of shape, like a horse. So you can literally sit on it.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. It's a part of like a montage of them, like falling in love. It's just like all slow-mo it's all mute. There's a song playing over it. So that's what they're talking about. They're like, do we, they're talking during the scene. They're like, do we need to talk? Their voices are not, they're not even mics. Like their voices are not a part of this particular scene.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Cause everyone's like diagnosing, there's a nose thing like was weird. So they're like bumping heads and it's like, it's going to look cute. But in the moment they're like acknowledging like, this is a weird thing for two people to doing. She's like, Oh my God, this is like so nosy. Yeah. It's just like nose, nose, nose. And he's like, yeah, I know. And my nose is huge.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's for women. It's for women. Am I doing a bad job of explaining this or are you dumb?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And she's like, yeah, it is. And then he's like, well, that's why we hired Jenny Slate. Like she also has a big nose. It's like, okay. Objection. Relevance. And like people, Okay, sorry, continue.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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So the thing is this video is so subjective. Like, yeah. Cause he's using it.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Look. So any woman, she, her, her team statement was like, yeah, any woman who's experienced. like feeling uncomfortable in the workplace can know like the attempts at making jokes to like lighten it up and like feel. So I think whatever team you've been on up until this point, like you're gonna argue your side because you really can make the case for both.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Like you could look at this and be like, yeah, it's like weird, but it's innocuous. It's just like a day at work. But then you could also look at it like through the lens of all this subtext and be like, no, like this is inappropriate. Like you really could argue both sides. So it's not like a complete, in my opinion, Although like public opinion has swayed so to Justin's side.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And it's so crazy that he, I mean, I would too, like I care a lot about what people think. And so he so clearly cares about what people think. And he's being like a little obvious about it. Like with the website, the website feels like a little like icky to me. No, like- Like a little high school.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No, no, no, no. So it's more so like friction based, if that makes sense. I understand. It's a surface.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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My takeaway, I was actually reminded of a conversation we had on this show a little while ago, was that in order to be an actor, you have to be like a genuine psychopath, like a mentally ill person, because anybody who can sit through what they both just did, like touching noses and kissing while also fighting and like in front of people, seriously, it requires such a level of delusion.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Are you all, and I guess like if I would have seen if you, like, I think sometimes I'll look at like scenes in movies and think to myself like, Oh, that must've been awkward to film. And this just proved it's 30 times worse than I ever imagined it would have been.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's a new, totally new invention. What she was saying was that like pillows can be shapeless and like sort of make it difficult to find a good position. So she created a saddle that you literally wrap around your... Let me tell you, Jackie, I was howling in the comments. Like, I don't know how I got here.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yes, the footage from the swing set was popping off because they were filming out in public during the time of the movie filming. So not to like fuel any rumors, but just to be like, oh my God, how exciting. Like, look, I can see these people. And now all their videos are resurfacing because you can read lips.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, what was his issue with how she was doing it? I don't know. These two people, it's clear they got to a point where they hated each other so fucking much that they were arguing with one another. about really inconsequential shit. Like how to push a swing.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. Let's get to that part of the lawsuit. Like who did the hair?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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You're like, are you about to flop out of this thing? Because you have one of those swings and the kids when they're smaller, it's like the only one that they can get in. And it's like.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I, one, like have genuinely stopped caring. And I think I was really invested for a really long time and felt like I really wanted to defend Blake. And I do, I am gonna choose to believe that like she, like what she's saying is true, that she felt uncomfortable and that she, but I feel I've also been beaten into submission by the Baldoni, the Baldonators. Wow, they're gonna love to hear this.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, no, I just like, I'm not willing to die on this cross. Like this is not my problem. Like I'm getting so much hate for my Baldoni takes and it's like- I didn't even make any money off this movie. Like what, why am I so sure. Okay. You're all right. Like, please, this one I'm actually, I've stopped caring. So sure. Sure. Cause you could really argue.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And like Reels is obviously trying to understand me because they're... And then I'm getting a lot of also like surgical videos, like... you know, how to remove a specific type of cyst. Like, I don't know why I need to know that. Okay, but you do like a version of that, like a pimple popping. Oh no, but this is like a med school type of thing.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I see really compelling takes on both sides. Like I do. Yeah. But my inclination, like if I had to, you know, you know, gun to my head, I would side with Blake. But I don't wanna talk about it anymore because I'm sick of all the hate I'm getting, honestly.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And I just, I really- When they're in a lawsuit, it's different. Yes, of course. Like when they're like just put on public display to like get people to, you know, vote in your favor.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Also, when you think about it, like how much more there is to come because actually Blake Lively has not released anything or really spoken since that initial complaint. Ever since then, all the news has been things Justin and his team was releasing, like his big lawsuit, the lawyer going on.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Megyn Kelly, the pictures of them in the basement, the voicemail from that night, the website, now this video. Blake actually hasn't like formally rebutted yet. So if that's to come, which I imagine it is, we're really at the very beginning of this.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, yeah. Although like it was a nice window into why being an actor looks like the worst job in the world. Like seriously, I'd rather shovel shit at the circus. I'd rather set up chairs on the beach. We like to talk at the end of the day. There's not enough time in the day for talking.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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One of my favorite icebreaker questions, and I feel like I talk about this all the time, is asking people, what's the job in the world that you never want to have? And the classic answers are shoveling shit at the circus. Mine has always been being someone who sets up chairs on a beach at a hotel. It's just so physically laborious and hot. And now I need to add to it.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I really would never want to be an actor. Except I guess the difference is that like all the jobs I listed before, like you're getting paid minimum wage. Whereas like it's, you're going through torture to go home with like virtually nothing. Whereas actors, like you're going home with millions to be tortured. And you know what? Would you do it? There's a price. Yeah.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Maybe it's not the job I'd least likely want to have. That's maybe that's dramatic. Cause you also have to, money matters.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Right, right, right. Like think of the actors who do this, you know, for minimum wage. Yeah. They must really love the art of acting. And I can't relate to that. No, me neither. It's so crazy.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No, reel it back in. Reel it back in. So that's what I did last night.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Oh, I didn't know that. That's so funny. I didn't know where that sentence was going because at first I thought you were just remarking on the fact that she was on Rolling Stone.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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and also Kourtney. So- I thought you were gonna say the state of her family relationship, and then you said her relationship with, and I was like, oh, Charli D'Amelio. And now, okay.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Actually, I actually don't know if that's true. Based on my research thus far, I don't know if I would say real people. Real people are real people.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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They're not together anymore, but yeah. But then there's that whole group of guys like Bryce and Jaden and Faden and Laden, you know? They lose me at Jaden. Yeah.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Oh, yeah. Yes, Lil Huddy was a part of the Sway crew as well.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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But I feel like- They burned hot and fast. And now that they're not, doesn't mean that they dislike each other. But yeah, Courtney has new stepkids and a new baby.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, I didn't think anything nefarious. I'm glad that there's not. I think of these two as like seriously just going in different directions with their lives. And like the Courtney's very much, I feel like in a little bit like retirement mode and Addison's just revving up, you know?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. Rock and Eve. I'd love to see Addison on the cover of Rolling Stone. I feel like that's actually extremely major.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's kind of cool of Rolling Stone to be cool.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's huge. She looked awesome. She's so pretty. I love her. There's so much that I would ask her. Honestly, before I asked her about... Kourtney Kardashian.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I was gonna say that too. And not saying that as like a slight, like she's kind of evolved past it.

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Edward. David and Wallace. Yeah. Right. Wallace was the girl who he left for? The girl, yes.

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It's giving Addison Simpson, you know?

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The funny thing about Addison's music career is that she had Obsessed and then she took a ton of time off because people were clowning on her for it. And then this last year she released two songs that people, they are so critically acclaimed.

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The music industry thinks that they are the most, and to be honest, I wasn't vibing so much with the new stuff, but you play Obsessed and I'm out on the dance floor pussy popping. You say you're obsessed with me, so I took a second. Oh, and then wait, then she released To Die For. What is it? My nails to die for. This sex to die for. Oh, I want someone to die for.

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And that one, like, everybody slept on. And so she took a break. She was like, fuck you, bitches. You don't deserve me. And then she just released these two songs that everybody's loving.

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With that crazy-looking music video of her, like, in a dungeon. Like, no, no, she was, like, in an alley.

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No, but people like, and I was happy to see them like gooping and gagging over Addison. Cause that's our girl. But I felt like, I'm like, you guys like this. Wait till you hear obsessed. Yeah. Yeah. It just felt, it felt like a little, you know, overhyped in my opinion.

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This is sort of just like a reality star rite of passage. You know, you've reached true Bravo. upper echelon of like the Bravo-lebrities, you're different from the others when Rihanna either tags you in a story, references you in an interview, or personally reaches out.

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No, I'm telling you, like, this feels good because I feel like when Mary Cosby came on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City at the very beginning, she was deeply misunderstood. And she wasn't doing herself any favors by like saying some of the craziest things like being really mean, you smell like hospital. But I think we saw in her like the true magic and potential. And when they fired her, like,

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It was a choice. And so for her to like now really be seen for the reality star, I think you and I have always known that she is. We have always known when it was not popular. Classic us. Like I genuinely, like I love this for her. That scene with Robert Jr. was like actually Pulitzer worthy. It was so real. It was so unplanned.

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Like I'm sure she didn't know the camera crew was coming over and she was going to find out her son had tried heroin. Like it was so raw. But then also, did you see... Robert Jr. had a little bit of an Instagram drama a couple of days ago. I did not see. He posted an Instagram story that was just a purple background with some text calling the Real Housewives sluts.

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Let me find exactly what he said. I'll reserve judgment. He took to Instagram story. He shared, anyone asking about my sobriety, it's none of your fucking business. Then he posted a picture of his ceiling fans with the words, I love my fans, but there's a thing called personal space. By the way, all these sluts on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are not people to look up to.

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Besides my lovely mother, just because they're rich doesn't mean they're good people. Not the sluts.

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So with like holding space for two truths, like that was really crazy of Robert Jr. I'm just gonna, not gonna give him a pass per se, but I'm gonna go easy on him because he has been through a lot. And focus more on the Rihanna of it all here. It's so funny how like Rihanna has really never wavered in her Bravo stand-up. Like she was obsessed with it like before...

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Bravo definitely reached a peak like a couple of years ago where like maybe a Scandaval type year, like where everyone was like, bravo, bravo, bravo, oh my God, like I love Bravo. And then before that, like if you were a Bravo fan, like it was just like a hobby we all picked up and it was not like, it was mainstream, but it wasn't like huge.

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And Rihanna has really been a part of, that's why it was always such a big deal. Like now everyone talks about Bravo, but in the beginning when she was talking about Tom Schwartz and his toothbrush, that was like so niche. Like Vanderpump Rules was a popular show, of course, but it was not a part of the zeitgeist in the way that it is now. And she's really stuck around for so many years.

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We don't hear from her for a while and it's like, oh, maybe she's moved on from Bravo. No. No, she has not.

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Yeah. Yeah. And like, I think now, especially when celebrities go on Watch What Happens Live, they're like, yeah, I'm like, I love Bravo. They have like one show that they like, but there are certain celebrities like, and Rihanna is one of them who like from the beginning have watched every single franchise. And I forget who was telling me this.

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But like within the certain franchises, they know of celebrities like who maybe we don't know, but I think they were saying that Beyonce, I think I was talking to like Phaedra once, loves the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

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And like for them, like seriously, and Beyonce obviously doesn't like call them up like Rihanna does, but it's the most thrilling, like there's nobody more exciting than it could have been than Beyonce, you know? So there are a lot of like famous Bravo celebrities, but Rihanna definitely takes the cake.

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It's nice to see like everybody propping up Mary. Cause they were hard on her for like, like she did not deserve it, but they didn't see in her the potential.

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We might have to cut this out because I don't know if we can actually let Ben know that you listened to like one of his like Eastern. Ben is very into like Chinese.

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Yeah, like, okay, can we just talk about that briefly? Because I had thoughts on it too. Because I like the play on, that's a question people get asked, like I'm such a Charlotte or whatever. It's not a title. No.

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I don't see how this title applies. Also, is it a Sex and the City recap podcast or is it Kirsten Davis's podcast?

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Yeah, like if you just go to the show page, like what's the description?

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Watch, it's a recap. I mean, is it just a show where they talk about, are you a Charlotte? 1997 actress Kristen Davis' life has changed forever.

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Oh. The description. Now she wants to connect with you, the fans, and share untold stories and all the behind the scenes. Together with Kristen and special guests, what will begin with Sex and the City will evolve into talks about themes that are still so relevant today. Are You a Charlotte? is much more than re-watching this beloved show.

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It brings the past and the present together as we talk with heart, humor, and of course, optimism. Okay, so it is Sex and the City coded. Yes. It's a formal, maybe not a re-watch show, but a...

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I completely agree. I just want to just come up with a better one. Yeah. Um, I don't know. I'm trying to think.

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When I think of inflammation... One thing about me, I actually don't think about inflammation and I don't want to. I'm feeling really good about that.

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Because by the way, do you know that she dated John Travolta? Yeah, but he was already big. He didn't need her money. Oh, and you know she dated Chris Knopf. That's like an underrated, she dated big while the series was on. Oh, I didn't realize that. 1998 is when Sex and the City, so let's say a little boyfriend 1997, you know? Yeah, but if he wasn't a famous person,

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But they would have been spotted together because she was a famous person. So let me just go to her complete dating history. Because she also dated, here are her official boyfriends. Ready? This is the 80s. Oh, she dated Liev Schreiber in 2000. No. Too late. All of these are late, but she dated interesting people. She dated Alec Baldwin in 2001. Jeff Goldblum in 2002. Damian Lewis in 2003.

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Rick Fox, I don't know who that is. And do you know who she dated for three years in 2012? Who? Aaron Sorkin. She's also rumored to have hooked up with Steve Martin. Do you think that could be it? He would never.

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Yeah. Okay, also like the internet investigators, like we'll figure this out.

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Like not even on a red carpet or anything? I guess not. I really want to know who it is.

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Well, that's the thing. Like it's never too late. There's no expiration date on lending somebody money.

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Okay, so like what was $5,000 in the 90s? Honestly, like 10.

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Give her the house. Kristen seems like, you know, she's making money off the story now. So she just wants her initial investment back, the 5K. And look, she, by the way, if we're really gonna go, she also like was helping this guy go to auditions and stuff. So she's kind of like an early investor in his career. She should get a cut of all earnings.

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Yeah, I do plan on going to the new studio and just like starting humping all the furniture.

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If he's now worth, you know, millions of dollars, she is owed a percentage. I agree. I agree. So if you want to get technical about it, you could.

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Yes, but I just have a question. Are you a Charlotte? Definitely. Who are you? I am such a Miranda. And actually, I won't bore you guys because I say this all the time. And I literally wrote a chapter about it in my book. That's how strongly I feel about it. Growing up, Miranda was deeply misunderstood.

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I think a lot of us judged her by the fact that she never wore cool clothes and her hair was terrible the entire series. But if you watch it now as an adult who has aspirations of building businesses and families and paying bills, you understand she was such a fucking real one. And she saw the world for what it was. Her and Carrie were so cynical. Meanwhile, Carrie's so fucking delusional.

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She was the only one who had her feet planted in reality. She was the first to like buy her own apartment. She went to Harvard law. She was like a woman in business. Like we all clown on her. I'm sorry. If I had to recreate the lives of any of them, like, sorry, Charlotte's life is amazing, but it wasn't sustainable. Samantha's was kind of filled with treachery and drama, cancer.

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And the Carrie was just the fucking worst. So yeah, I'm a Miranda. And I hate that I have to give this speech when I say it. Because it has connotations. And I need Cynthia Nixon to start a podcast.

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I also think the new show is like so crazy and it's like, I actually enjoy it, but it doesn't, to me, the four characters and their personalities are set in stone from the OG show and the movies. I don't think like the new personality traits, because Miranda is so different now.

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Honestly, I'm kind of a free spirit, like to be honest, but no. Cause like, I would never look at someone like Che and be like, oh yeah, I want to spend time with you. Like, that's just, that's just not me. But- They almost like, and Carrie too is like so different. She's like normal and smart. It's like, that's not Carrie. So they're undoing a lot of like the character development.

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So I don't think, you can't take anything from the new show when considering like the four personality types.

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So there's just like a new part of the body that like people discover on the internet like every two years and they say, well, oh, cortisol. I'm on cortisol. Do you know cortisol? Well, Jackie, if you're fat, if you're ugly and you're unhappy, it's because your cortisol levels are low. Like, did you not know that?

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Yeah, well, these two have actually a really deep, dark history of never getting along. And I think that sometimes, especially in the beginning, that Kyle was putting up with Garcelle because she literally had no other friends and she needed to be around Sutton, who was her only ally, and therefore Garcelle was around. But these two hate each other, so... It's not shocking.

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And I do want to say, I feel like I'm the first one to call out like Garcelle for being, I made her my weenie of the week like a couple of months ago. Like she's not always right. Like sometimes I feel like there's certain housewives who I trust implicitly. Like they're always right. I don't feel that way about Garcelle. But every now and then she like serves it up. And that was actually...

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I'm sure like as a viewer, I wanted her to say it, but I'm sure as somebody who's had to experience that whole thing, like we're just not, we're not even allowed to say Morgan's name now. Like were you allowed to be on the show?

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That's how I'm like kind of like feeling with last night's episode, like Erica. Yeah. She's in this weird place where up until this point, like I've so, like I've kind of been resting on my laurels. I'm like, yeah, whatever Erica says, I agree with.

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like she was and I understand like when everybody's ganging up and she doesn't have beef with Kyle she maybe probably leans more towards Dorit in this argument but she doesn't have beef with Kyle so when you see someone who you like are friends with like having a breakdown her running after her and telling her like you didn't do anything wrong sure okay whatever like I can understand how that's you actually being a good friend but in her confessionals and she's sort of like not backing down on this whole Mauricio text thing about and like Kyle did do something wrong like that's just sort of a fact and I'm

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And Dorit says, Erica's taking Kyle's side because she's afraid of Kyle. And I've actually never seen, and I know that dynamic. Like when Kyle's an OG, there have definitely been women who are like weenies and they don't speak up to their friends because they have power in the circle of production. I've never thought that about Erica, and I don't think that about Erica.

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I think people are taking cortisol. So that's what I'm saying. There's always like a new fangled, like part of your body where it's like, that's literally where all your problems come from. It's inflammation.

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Yeah. Now, a couple of things. When Kyle was reading the text, she's like, I'm going to do it one last time. And she like when she gets like the problematic lines, she kind of slows down. I think it was the first time ever she she saw herself like from the outside a little bit because it wasn't the way you would read something that's like totally innocent.

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Sure, she's keeping things from production, but why do her and PK have secrets? From production. What the hell are they talking about? They need to be a little bit more clear. I hate when we get into this murky Housewives territory where he can't say the thing. It's like, what is it? Yeah.

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Now, the second thing, and, like, kind of the most glaring from last night's episode was, like, Kyle's breakdown, which I understand that she's, like, really going through a hard time, and it's hard when, like, people just call you out, like, so outright. Like, I love that about Bose. But it was such amateur housewife behavior.

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Like, that was not the behavior of somebody who's been on a show for 15 years. But that's sort of the Kyle Richards way. Like, she's never really been at the center of things. And that was Lisa Vanderpump's, like, one of her gripes with her. But, like, she orchestrates a lot, and she is a passerby-er, but, like... Not since season one limo has she really been in the center of things.

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So just to see her have such a breakdown when the conversation was not contentious, it was just brought up.

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I loved how before, and Bo set up such a party afternoon. Like that was seriously just a great way to spend the day. Oh my God. And Jennifer Tilly, what did she say that made me laugh so hard? Hold on. Do you know what I'm talking about? Okay, whatever. She said something so funny. I was cracking up. Whatever. Bo's is party afternoon. Bo's is party afternoon.

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When, before the blow up, Dorit just sort of shuffled on over to Garcelle and they had like that kind of nice moment. Like I know they can't, like they seriously are just two opposite sides of a coin. I would love for them to see eye to eye and just like be cool with one another. Like I actually think they would get along.

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I remember the Jennifer Tilly thing. Like she could not pronounce memes, the memes. Oh. In the back of the car. Oh my God, I was cracking up so hard. That was like the first time I was like, you know what Jennifer Tilly, you could stay. LOL. Sit down. Okay. So while it was kind of a slow episode in the sense that like nothing really like happened.

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And I feel like they've been teasing this walk off in Bose's backyard since the beginning. And I'm like, this was it. And like, it wasn't unimportant, but like, is that like the kind of like the peak of the season? Cause they keep teasing it.

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Pearl. What's it from? I don't know. Earl. Somebody help me. Wait, Ben would know. Let me just send him a voice.

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No, Kyle is not a girl's girl. Like for your friend to tell you that like her husband, like behind closed doors was a monster. Oh my God, that was crazy. And you say, oh, I can't picture it. Both to her face and in your confessional, like,

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Yeah, no, and it's like, no matter what you think, we all know, and this is what happens like when a marriage implodes, it's like you really see what was going on. So most of the time, unless someone's marriage is perfect and they're open and honest with you all the time, most of the time, it's not until somebody gets divorced that you really realize what was going on behind closed doors.

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Erica Jane. So like, have you never met anyone divorced, Kyle? Like, yeah, you thought one thing, but it was the other. Like, that's always what happens. It was just also like such a mean thing to say. Like, oh, really? Like you were verbally abused by your husband? I can't picture it. That's so fucking crazy.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I don't even know him. I could see it. Especially, like, it was, they weren't, like, spelling it out for us, but there have been a couple of things, especially at the DUI, and then when he, like, crashed into a tree and then, like, drove home or whatever, and then them slowly, like, opening up to us that he is an alcoholic, like...

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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People like when they're not themselves, like they do and say crazy things. So yeah, I actually can picture it.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No, and these are just like, these are people we don't know. This is like Hollywood marriages. Like, yeah, definitely crazy shit goes on. The Kyle, like you've lived in this town your whole life. You work too hard for the zip code to go. You don't know that like, this is what happens in like crazy marriages. Like it seriously, it was like, it was conceivable to me. And I'm just a viewer. Right.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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She was just being a bitch. Honestly, I could see Dorit doing that.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It was the Real Housewives of New York finale. So I think somebody from Real Housewives of New York and I'm not sure.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I always, my favorite thing when I'm done with an episode is to go to Twitter just cause like, I love to see what people are saying. And yeah, people were gooped and gagged. That's like, so because it's, it's such a crazy thing to say while also telling everyone every other minute that you're a girl's girl. Right. Not. Girls just ride for their friends.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No, but she was also like, she's not letting Kyle rest. Like when the conversation started last night about the text messages, she literally got up and sat down and was like, what are we talking about? Oh yeah, you said more than that. Like she, and then also when they were playing tennis, what do you mean? Mo cheated on you? Like she's like not, and it's, she's really Kyle's like only friend.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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But she's not even her friend. She's not ever helping her.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Like, okay, sure. It was actually such a blown out of proportion, like dramatic walk off. It made her look like really silly in my opinion. Yeah, no, she, and then she gets in the car and the thing that she says is like, I just can't believe Dorita's like trying to make this a thing to distract from like what she did to me. And I'm like, wait, what did she do to you?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Oh yeah, that's her big crime. I was like, it's not a big conspiracy. Like she really, she's unable to see herself as the villain here. And I think like, if you're not able to like really criticize or just like take a look at yourself and like see what, it takes two people to tango. It's this is like a fruitless.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And even when shit's, like, going well, like, in an amicable divorce, such as Kyla Mauricio. Dorit's not texting Mauricio. Like, it's still inappropriate. Yeah. But when things have been so bad and she's saying, like, you know, we're co-parenting badly, like, that's even worse. Like, it's like, Kyla, are you new to this planet, let alone this town? Yeah. Like... Wife swap...

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's time for Dorit and Mauricio to get together.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's true, by the way. It's true. Kyle is actually pushing them closer together. But the thing is that Kyle and Mauricio's divorce is up until as far as we know, it's pretty applicable. He would never do that. he goes in with his dancing with the stars, sure, but these aren't Kyle's friends, like, and he's allowed to move on.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Actually, yeah. I don't know if I would say humping. Oh my God. Also, I have been spending time on reels to try and Curate the algorithm you wish to see in the world. Exactly. And I ended up on this girl's page, Shaggy. Cause one of her videos targeted me and I obviously wasn't the only one who got targeted because the comments were like, how did I get here?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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So that is the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap. Tomorrow is my last Thursday. Do you think it will be a Dursday? Depending on if the air conditioning system is working, we'll see. It might be a Dursday. I do love a Dursday.

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Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast, fast stories you need to know from Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe, give us a thumbs up, we're also available as a podcast on every podcast we've found. So it's Spotify, iTunes, YouTube, or a public radio.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I already cast a box all the places I visit on podcasts, find us on Toast, leave a five star review about our beautiful setting and wickedly talented we are.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Pearl. Watch, I'm like actually making it up. That's so me. Yeah. There was a trend on TikTok like last week. Oh, so I guess that's your wellness recap. That's your reels recap. I'm back to TikTok. There was a trend on TikTok last night. It's like when you say you're a Miley Cyrus fan, so they expect you to play flowers, but you play this instead.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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So I... like two weekends ago, spent a lot of time in the car and I listened to Breakout and this is Miley Cyrus. Like, and her music, this is not a slight to her current music, but it is literally the best music she ever made. Like those two albums, I forgot. And it's crazy how you literally know the words to songs you haven't heard in like 18 years. Those two albums are actually works of art.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And those are, Not Disney, are they? There were like, she was still like- No, that's Disney.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And I guess the driveway will be the end.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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What could I possibly reference from Conclave? You're so annoying. Your new favorite movie, Conclave. I actually talked about it all day yesterday. It was seriously the craziest movie I'd ever seen.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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That really was the craziest movie I'd ever seen. But when Josh told Ben to watch it, like, Yeah, like I understood why. He was right for that? Yeah, it's a movie. Like, I can't stop talking about it. That's what a film is supposed to do. That's what I said about the substance. Like, was it good? Like, kind of? Did it make me think and feel? Yes. And that's important.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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When Garcelle said- I mean, production likes to laugh. Like, seriously, that was probably one of the, it was a slay. Like, it was such a slay because it was a good point. Like, I feel like if you just say, that's like Denise Richards. If you just say, bravo, bravo, bravo. If you bring up production, you think that like you kind of get a pass. No, I was ready to be like, oh yeah, yeah.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No, that was such a slay. I feel like sometimes in confessionals, housewives like really think that they like ate when they say something and it's actually cringe. That was truly a serve. Yeah, it was really funny.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I'm wearing a sweater from Amazon. I am at the phase of my life where like, obviously I need bigger clothes. That's just sort of a fact of life. Let's not get deeper than that, you know? And I can't justify- spending like a lot of money on it. So my wardrobe is pretty much 100% Amazon these days. I wouldn't have it any other way. Like I know people clown on like clothes from Amazon.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And I want to say she's like Scandinavian. She started like a sexual wellness company, like basically like a sex toy company, but like her toy, she created a new toy. Cause you know, I feel like the toys, her toy is a pillow humping saddle. For a dog? No. For a dog. No, for a human. Yes, dogs do. I guess, I mean, your dog could use it. She says it's ribbed for your pleasure, but it's for humans.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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If the quality was poor, it's literally not. Like what's different than from this sweater from like a sweater from like the store?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's so fine. The ingredients. So it's not necessarily maternity clothes, although I did place a big purchase order.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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For maternity clothes. It's just become unavoidable at this point.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Oh, I actually meant to ask you this. Cause like Ben was making fun of me last night because I was like laying with my belly out. Cause like the waistband was just hurting me. And he was like, your stomach is clear. Like my, I've never been the type of girl to wear bikinis. Like the color of my stomach is like the color I was born. It's never seen the sun. It's like your ass cheeks.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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It's like, it's crazy to think about that. That's actually what my face could and should look like if I never saw the sun. So I was just like, you know, looking at my stomach because then Ben was making me feel self-conscious. I'm like, tell me if this is like a pregnancy thing or I've never like, like stared at my stomach. Like it was literally hairy.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No, I know. But like dark black hairs. I literally was like, get me my tweezer and I went to town.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I literally looked like a chimpanzee.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I was familiar with the line from like the belly button to the pussy crack, but like It was kind of all over, you know, kind of like above, around the bell baton. Maybe it's keeping baby warm for the winter. Not anymore. I tweezed it. I literally was like, get out of here. As if my body hasn't changed enough. And I have to deal with this? I don't think so. Oh, wow. Okay, turtler. Yeah, so.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Just don't look at anything. Okay? Well, that's something else I'm glad you brought up. Just don't look. Why? You're taking away your mirror? No, I looked. Today when I was getting dressed, like I just, I looked. Okay. At? Everything. And it's a beautiful miracle. Wouldn't you say? Let me say this. Wouldn't you say? Would I say it's beautiful? No. Was it worse than like what I had been picturing?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No. And it's miraculous. Of course, of course, of course. Of course, it's miraculous.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Yes, I know. Okay, how about that? I know. I'm not going to argue with you, but like, okay, good luck getting me to stop.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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No. Oh, and actually, I don't know if I said this to you or I said it to somebody else about you, but I've been meaning to apologize to you and like every other bitch in my life who like, you know, I would talk to when they were pregnant or postpartum and they would like, complain about their weight or just like their size. Like don't even complain, just like remark on it.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And my whole philosophy was like, girl, you are literally growing a baby, stop. Like I will not hear it. And honestly, like, no, you're valid in your feelings. Keep talking, you are fat. Like I really, cause when people say to me, it's like, it's beautiful. Like it is, I'm holding space for two shoots. Like it's beautiful and I feel disgusting.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Like, so I feel like I, anytime a pregnant woman in my life, like confided in me, I was like, I shut it down. I'm like, stop that right now. You are beautiful. Look at this beautiful child. And it's like, yes, however, if you feel fat, feel that way.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Well, I think if I need to stop the thoughts in the track, I have to stop being big and that's just not gonna happen, you know?

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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I think I need to start like a side hustle or something just to get my mind off of the changes going on. Honestly, like that's only- It's too much time. When I'm distracted- I don't think about it. Yeah. Like when I'm laying around watching Jeopardy, I'm like, damn, you guys are huge.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And actually it's really crazy the way like, cause I've been like overweight my whole life. So like, it's not new to me, but it's like a new type of overweight. And I guess like, it's really like they say like childbearing hips, like my ass and hips are going wide where it's like, I never used to get big like that. Some people do get, it's much, I think it's, I like it better.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Okay, it's hump day and it's also the final hump day I will be spending in these foals. Just wanted to honor it. With each day that passes, I can't fucking wait to get out of here. I got locked in the lobby yesterday and the air conditioning isn't on. I mean, the heat isn't on, it's 13 degrees. Like, Get me out of here.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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Like it's technically like curvy, but really the way in which you grow is different than just like classic weight gain.

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Yeah. Yeah. I guess I only just found that out. I was like reading something on Twitter that men don't have hips.

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They might have, they have like hip bones. Yeah. But like they don't go out. Yeah. Yeah. Cause like they don't need them.

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An Apology to Pregnant Women: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025

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And then I literally like, I had to know more about this girl. She did, I watched every single one of her videos. So now she's taking over my whole TikTok. I mean, Instagram for you, Paige. Oh my God. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Like she's honestly an entrepreneur. Like she, her products are sold out.

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good morning millennials welcome back to the toast and happy hump day don't forget to hump someone you love and speaking of people that i just have so much love for heart hands let's try it let's give it a shot you and i are true soulmates we will make a heart hand perfectly okay but let's let's both align like around our shoulder we can't cheat okay okay i'm okay

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It was random. It was so amazing to see her. She looks unbelievable. She does. So does Dorit.

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I, and also Brala. She was Brunella last night.

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I also have taken a full season break from Beverly Hills. I didn't watch at all last season. So I came in with like kind of a refresh. I feel like every season I come in with like my biases from last season. I really came in very fresh, like really hating new people and liking new people because I felt completely unburdened by what has been. So it was a refreshing take.

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So obviously you can attest to State Farm being there probably better than anyone.

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that was very mr schuster of me stop by the way before we get into the story it's just an update to a story from yesterday about pete davidson and maria from the bachelor she nvm controls a undo yeah she said never dated pete false rumor i'm friends with his sister case closed and then she said his sister said he's not in rehab and he's been sober for months he's literally home

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Yeah, I think that Steve, Steve, oh my God, Pete Davidson often uses other people's social media to like get his messaging out there. And so I think that like she was talking to his sister and Pete was like, tell her to post. He doesn't really utilize his own social media. And I have memories of like other comedians who he's friends with, like him putting out statements on their social medias.

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And so I actually feel like this is a verified report.

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Like I believe it. Yeah, no, I believe it too. Like where did this come from? I don't know. A part of me like does still want to believe that they went out a little bit because- I feel like they did. They're definitely like hooking up behind the sister's back, sorry. Like ship, all's to say. Our first story.

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My best friend's brother is the one for me. BFB, literally Victoria's Justice.

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It's a classic tale. It's a classic tale of a best friend's brother. Still as old as time. Our first story is some sad news, big celeb news of the day, which is that the One Direction members emotionally reunited at Liam Payne's funeral in the UK. So Liam Payne's funeral was held in the UK and the former One Direction bandmates were amongst the mourners at his funeral on Wednesday.

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Harry, Zayn, Niall and Louis all came together for the first time in nearly nine years to pay their respects to the late singer. They joined Liam's closest friends and family outside of London as he was laid to rest one month after his fatal fall. Simon Cowell and his fiance were there as well. The mourners were photographed. Yeah. Outside, walking in.

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And I don't feel like I missed much last season.

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I also saw a video of them in what appears to be at a cemetery, like at the actual grave site. Now, of course, not to make everything about me, but my first thought was... Dennis' funeral. Yeah. Yeah, like it's so wrong. And the UK is even worse, right? Like when it comes to, they're notorious, the tabloids, for really always crossing the line.

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No. Okay. I'm excited to hear who you're vibing with. Yeah. I think you'll be surprised.

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And like, this is just something that I will never get on board with. And yeah, I was like, oh, cool. Nice to see all the guys together. Like, honestly, I wish I didn't see it. Like, it's so awful. Yeah. And I feel like the only... like I'm trying to think of recently, cause I remember Matthew Perry's funeral.

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There was one like drone shot of like the six cast members walking into the funeral, like into the church. And honestly, like as much as I wish they would have left them alone, like that to me, that was fine. Like, okay.

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Like that's so crazy though, to put a drone on a funeral. But then also this feels crazy. Cause it's like, we're seeing pictures pretty close up of the members. So that means there's like paparazzi in their face as they're walking. And I didn't see the video of the gravesite. That's really horrible. But as they're walking even from the car into the,

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church or wherever it was held, they're being mobbed.

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It's just, it really indicates a moral depravity in our culture. I'm sorry to just talk about this, but it bothers me so much. And you can tell they were all really aware. In the video that I saw, aware of where this person was standing. They totally saw them physically standing there because they really did all they could to just give their back to the

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For me, it's Dorit and Erika. For me, it's Dorit and Erika too. And like kind of for the first time ever in my housewives career, like hating Kyle.

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The camera, like you didn't get a lot of face. James Corden was there too. Yeah. And his fiance or girlfriend, obviously, Kate.

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That was a confusing way to say it. I thought it was married and she has an egg allergy.

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Sorry. That was like a bad way of phrasing it. My bad, my bad.

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No, it's okay. Maybe it was just a comma that we couldn't see.

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I think we're all commas that we just couldn't say.

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I feel like comma should be like a word, like a verb, a spoken word. Orated.

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Yeah. Comma. I agree. They're key. Yeah, they are. Some people also, and I'm looping myself in, like don't know how to talk, like in terms of how to pace things. your sentences and like when to pause and like punctuation is verbal. It's a part of your mannerisms and your intonation. And some people, myself included, like just skip right by it. I just swallow sentences.

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We've even started saying like period to let you know I'm done speaking. Do with comma next what we did with period. Yeah, I think it would be really helpful. But I also think as more people do like talk to text, like maybe the next generation will be speaking like that because you have to let them know when you're doing a comma question mark.

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Yes, Kyle's going through a lot. We'll talk about it. We have our fifth and final stories about Housewives, and then we're going to get into the recap, and then we have Dear Toasters. So as Laturt said, there's a lot to do today.

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Yeah. And it's true. Like the way I send sometimes I'll be sending someone a voice memo and I think that I'm doing dictation. So I'll be like, how are you doing? Question mark.

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The way my voice memos are so formal because it's hard for me to. toggle between talk to text and voice memo so I'm like very slow and then I remember which one I'm doing like I try to like inject a little personality totally anyways sad sadness so sad and you know what things like this always remind me like how in our culture like most of the funerals I've ever been to

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In Judaism, it's like mandatory that you bury the person the day after they died. Now, of course, like extenuating circumstances, maybe you can get an extra day. But it's so crazy to me that like, you know, when did he pass away? This is a month ago. Right. Like it's so different than what I'm accustomed to. I like had almost forgotten that we hadn't had a funeral yet.

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So that's just like a weird thing for me. Again, not to make everything about me. Sorry. Right. No, it's different. It's different. And I just like, this was like a reminder of that.

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Right. Are you ready for our next story? It's some fun, almost casting news. I love fun, almost casting news. Second. And it's actually very pertinent to the situation. So Wicked. Nearly had a different director and stars. It nearly starred Lady Gaga as Elphaba and Shawn Mendes as Bach. I don't like that. And the director was going to be Stephen Daldry who did The Crown.

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And I just know after this episode, I'm going to feel so much lighter like, oh, I saw such an interesting TikTok right before I started. An interesting TikTok. And it was this girl being like, I need to get this message to Jackson Clark. And people tag me in those all the time. And it's like, I didn't really need to see the message. This one, brand new information.

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So at one point he was tapped to do the project and he had Lady Gaga in mind to play Elphaba and Shawn Mendes would play Bach who eventually is played by Jonathan Bailey. Yeah. But then this whole concept fell through and then John M. Chu took over and that's.

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that we've got so I do not like the vision you just described mostly because I think and I think Ari is the perfect one to do it like I like that everybody in this adaptation is like a classically trained Broadway singer like Jonathan Bailey is a huge background in theater Cynthia Revio obviously does like it's a musical it's from the theater it's a theater a play adaptation like

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while I love Lady Gaga and Shawn Mendes, like they are pop stars by trade. And yes, Lady Gaga has a lot of acting experience, but like, I don't know. I don't think, I don't think Shawn, I'm more against Shawn Mendes being in this. Like, I don't even know. I don't think he's ever even acted period. Then I am Lady Gaga. She's like a chameleon and she can do anything.

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But I think like a sprinkle of Ariana Grande, who's like an actual pop star is perfect for Glinda. But the integrity of the entire play, I feel remained intact. Given the fact like even Ethan Slater, like everyone they tapped was from the theater world.

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Yeah. Also, I haven't listened to the whole soundtrack, but it seems like they're really sticking to the notes of the original songs where like Lady Gaga does not know how to do that. She's such an individual. She can't even do the Star Spangled Banner without like putting her Lady Gaga spin on it, which we love.

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But for this, I want to hear the songs as they were written and not like her version of it just yet.

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I also, what I thought you were going to make as a story is they had recently released people who had auditioned for Wicked, and I saw some names on there that I was really surprised by. Amanda Seyfried went out for Glinda. I always forget that she sings, because I never saw Mamma Mia.

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Oh, I forgot. I didn't know that she sang. I didn't forget. I never knew that.

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You're going to love this, and you're going to be sad at what you missed, because I believe she made it pretty far as Glinda Dove Cameron.

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Renee Rapp had also auditioned for Glinda. She shared that on Watch What Happens Live, although I don't think that would have been the right role for her.

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Agreed. And even though Dove Cameron would have been amazing, I wouldn't change like a hair on Ari's head. I think she's perfect for it. I was watching an interview of hers from like years ago. I'm sure you've seen it. It's like Making the Rounds where she's talking about like her dream role.

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role is to do Wicked on Broadway movie whatever her dream was to be Alphabet and she has talked about how when the auditions came around she was ready for either character she was knew she was going to be asked to do both and she wound up getting Glinda but like this has been Ari's dream like for this is the month of dreams realized like just like us having Kiki on the toast like Ari needed to be in Wicked.

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I want to say, I actually think Nick would have done a good job. Cause like Fiero's like kind of annoying and like show offy, which is so Nick.

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Yeah. If you auditioned and you like made it kind of far but you didn't get the part, like would you want people to know that you like didn't get it?

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So it's about why John Mayer might have been at the Sabrina Carpenter show. Because it's weird. And this information might help. So you know who else was at the show? Danielle Fishel. She's the actress who plays Topanga from Boy Meets World. And... She was on Girl Meets World, the spinoff that Sabrina. Sabrina got her start on Girl Meets World. Exactly. Sabrina's big Disney breakout show.

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It's a really good question. Yeah. Because I feel like even the most successful people have like failed auditions and they become like famous stories. It doesn't mean that you're not talented. It really just means like you weren't right for the role.

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Yeah. And also sometimes it's like the timing doesn't work out. Lady Gaga went on to do Joker 2 instead of – That's what she did with her past two years.

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This article is also interesting because there is a lot of information about who tried out for a lot of roles, but there's very limited information on who tried out for Alphaba. Maybe John Chu knew it was going to be Cynthia Erivo, but it is alleged that Lea Michele did try out. She would have been great. She would have been amazing. She probably did try out.

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And these are unverified, the Alphaba ones. Ariana DeBose. Angela Bassett did the thing.

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Anna Kendrick. She's really talented and like so great for so many things, but she doesn't have like, she's not what I associate with Alphaba.

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And you're going to love this one because in your adaptation, it would have been Glinda as Dove Cameron and Alphaba as Jessie J. Jessie J. Yeah. Jessie J would have been amazing. Yeah. So I love almost, and I haven't seen the movie yet, but I imagine it's perfect. Some reviews have come in. It looks perfect. They didn't do anything controversial. They didn't change.

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It looks like exactly what you want it to be. So I'm imagining, I'm just gonna operate under the assumption that it's a great movie and that I'm gonna love it. So I love almost casting news, but I am not mad about anyone they cast, honestly. I think Jonathan Bailey was perfect. We didn't even talk about how Jeff Goldblum is awesome. I think that's great.

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He has such a recognizable, powerful, booming voice. I have seriously no complaints. I think they actually crushed it. And I always think that casting is bad. I always have notes.

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Yeah, also we haven't seen it yet. Oh, of course, of course.

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But like I said, I'm operating under the assumption that it's perfect. Yeah. I can't believe there's gonna be a second one next year. I will be fatigued by then. I'm just putting it out there.

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Yeah, unless it's so amazing, all you would want is more. Like, I would like a Greatest Showman sequel. Imagine that was coming out the year after I saw Greatest Showman. Imagine that. Hugh Jackman should have been in it. I'd like to see him up there shaking that thing. Who would he have been?

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I feel like the only age-appropriate role is Oz. There was actually a Wicked theme category on Jeopardy two nights ago. And how did you fare? I got all but one right. The one that I didn't get right was not even a big money one. It was just a dumb question. Was it which hat should she wear to the party tonight? Yes, that's exactly what it was.

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No, it was like, what type of... It was John Chu, he delivered the thing. And he was like, when I made this movie, I wanted people to feel like they've entered the Emerald City, giving them this type of...

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movie experience wizard of oz no it's like i guess a type of movie immersive i never even heard of that oh i guess that's just an adjective yeah it was it was a bad question also it could have been like it wanted to be a movie that felt like a real movie the ones that i would have been the correct answer all right what are glinda's like first words to alphaba two words you're green You knew that?

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Yeah, I did. It's in the trailer. It's in the trailer. It was a good category. I liked it. Actually, I feel like Jeopardy has been like really tailored towards me because me and Ben watch every night and like we count. I usually get like four, maybe five right.

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Last night I got 20 right because there was a category for Billboard Music Awards where they were like talking about people and then they showed a clip of them. So they're like, who's this? And it was Mariah Carey, the Jonas Brothers.

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Like I was like, is this supposed to be hard to- I feel like Jeopardy's sort of losing its-

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Also, the fact that a vertical can be bought by Wicked.

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I know. A lot of people were impressed by that. They have done sponsored categories before. And as long as it doesn't affect the integrity of the questions, I think it's fine. I didn't think the questions were amazing. Yeah. And then they cut to Ken Jennings and he was like, after the category was finished and he was like, wicked in theaters, January, whatever. It was a little tacky.

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And I guess her and Danielle Fishel are super close. She was actually a bridesmaid. Danielle Fishel just got married and Sabrina was a bridesmaid. And a groomsman in that wedding was John Mayer. So they're clearly like connected, like family friends-ish. I think that's probably like where they met, like through the Fishels. And like maybe Topanga was coming and brought John.

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Ken, sell out. Yeah. Listen, Ken just does what he gets told to do. He doesn't want to get in trouble. Yeah.

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yeah no they're doing fun things i actually they should have sponsored an episode of the toast where they made you dress up as alphaba me dress up as glinda and we could like sing the whole time and i could keep asking you to wear this hat to the party tonight why would they pay us when we actually do that for free like no but like we could have dressed up oh my god and you have your green background on my pink background oh my god wait we are so wicked coded i didn't even realize that so wicked coded missed marketing opportunity maybe for the sequel yeah maybe they'll have enough budget for us next year

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That would be really cute. Like now I just want to do it for free. Yeah. But it would be better for you're getting paid. So you're not like sitting here in like a big ball gown.

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Are you ready for our next story? A little love news. Who's in love?

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Oh, turdy. Me with you. No, Jay Cutler is engaged to Samantha Robertson two years after his divorce. Yes. It's only been two years. I guess maybe two years since they legally. By the way, no, they split up in 2020. They were the first to crack during the pandemic. Yeah, but it probably took them two years to legally get divorced. For sure. But they've been apart for four years.

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Yeah, no, that's a misleading headline. Four plus.

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um i'm glad we called that out because i would have just accepted that and forgotten i'm kind of on a fact-finding mission these days it's it's the jeopardy's influence on me multiple sources close to the couple have told um people magazine that the two of them have taken the next step in their relationship she was seen actually rocking a ring on her finger at the yellowstone season 5b premiere so that settles that why was she at yellowstone is she in yellowstone who is this person

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Oh, so she is a lady. She's a mother of two. She's a lady. Like she's just like a beautiful woman. She was married to an actor before.

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But I think he probably was invited to the, like they went to the premiere together and she was wearing a ring on her finger.

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Yeah. She's just a beautiful woman. Amongst other things, I'm sure.

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And you're saying she was qualified to own those shoes? Yeah, just like in every picture of her. Here she is at the premiere with like Bethany and Jay. And she just like, she just has that. She's got riz, as I think they say.

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Yeah, she was previously married to Trace Ayala. He's an actor. And close friend of Justin Timberlake, according to People Magazine. Interesting. And it seems like they are co-parenting well. She shares- Two daughters. Did he die? No. She said shared a tribute. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry, sorry. Tribute makes it seem like somebody died. Yeah, he's alive and they have kids together.

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Yeah, I like Jay Cutler. I worry for him. You know, he did have that DUI that we just like sort of never heard anything about it. That was literally yesterday too. Maybe he was celebrating his engagement. Yikes, yeah. It was definitely like gave me pause. Yeah. Oh, and I did watch that Kristen Cavallari TikTok. How funny. Very funny and full of tea. Full of tea. So real. So real. She's so pretty.

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Let me tell you, I appreciate the knowledge of this connection. It's definitely good information. However, I still think his presence at the concert, she didn't bring the other groomsmen. She didn't bring her husband. He wasn't just going to support his friend's wife. It's true, it's true. Bridesmaid.

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I hope that Samantha and Kristen get along well and all's well.

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Do you think Kristen's like easy to get along with in that type of situation or she makes it difficult? I could see her being like a little Meredith Blake.

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I don't think she makes it difficult, but I think she's like pretty exacting. And she's also like, lest we not forget, like the original cool girl. Like she doesn't want to hang out with some loser. If someone could match her, I think she would be happy to welcome them in.

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Yeah, because their kids are young. They are going to be involved in each other's lives. It's not like the kids are off at college and you never have to see the new wife. You do.

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But I think these two have potential for getting along. Because she seems, I don't know Samantha Robertson, but she seems like a real one.

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Based on her Instagram, she gives good vibes. And you know, that's really half the battle. I mean, it is. Some people can't even do that. So true. Yeah.

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Are you ready for our fourth story, which is kind of taking the world by storm? I am. It's some aviation food news. Okay, it's a little misleading. Delta Flights will be serving Shake Shack burgers in first class. So, asterisk. Delta Airlines has announced a partnership to serve Shake Shack burgers on long-haul flights. to a lucky moneyed few.

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That's right, an all-beef cheeseburger with Shake Shack's special sauce will be available to you as long as you're flying first class.

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And as long as you're flying one specific route.

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Yeah, it will only be available on flights longer than 900 miles departing Boston. Right, okay.

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So thanks. Like this was just kind of like big headline news and then you, for lack of a better word, you read it and it's a nothing burger, not a Shake Shack burger. So to all those flying over 900 miles from Boston Logan Airport, enjoy.

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yeah no maybe it could be the start of something new but also it's like so funny to me how it's like first class is meant to be luxury and this is fast food and we're excited about it like you could also probably pick up a shake shack in the airport and bring it to your coach seat you actually can at JFK there's two shake shacks in the big delta terminal and pretty much everyone boards a flight with a big old bag of shake shack but you do have to arrive like 30 minutes early it's the slowest place on the planet like literally one time I got a soda over there like it never fucking came

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So I guess this lets you jump the line and like have it served to you on your flight. But like, I feel like airlines really have pulled one over on us if like we're supposed to think that like this is the epitome of luxury.

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We are being bamboozled into thinking like that this is cool and luxury and it's literally not. They just got like Shake Shack delivery. What they should be doing is like partnering with like Jean-Georges. Right. Like that's first class. And please, I just want to say like, I'm not looking for a Jean-Georges meal in first class.

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Like I'm more so looking for a Shake Shack, but conceptually this makes no sense.

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Yeah. No, it's like, It's not giving what they think it's giving. But I feel like other people are like, oh my God, sweet, sick. Like, this is awesome. But I'm just like, you guys just go down the terminal.

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Oh my God, I have to say something too. I wanted to tell you that, so. Thank you. No, I'm glad to know it. Something I forgot to mention in the last couple of days when I was saying I'm having like aversions to different things like food, but also like institutions, people, places, things, Gilmore Girls. Something I've really sadly been having an aversion to is the kosher grocer. Like...

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There's a Shake Shack. Yeah, let me buy a $1,500 ticket for a $4 hamburger. I mean, actually it's probably in this economy, not a $4 hamburger, but you know what I mean.

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yeah so and you can it's not special you can literally get it five minutes before your flight and i'm sure at the boston airport which is why they have this service i'm sure they have a shake shack there too because i know they have by the way they better they better so it's fresh they definitely have like there already is a pre-existing delta shake shack q lab because it's in the terminals the delta terminals um so this is just like the logical next step but it's literally one route in one city

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And it's fast food. And it's fast food that anyone on the plane can access right before their flight. But this is truly emblematic of the consumer's relationship with the airlines. We beg for scraps and we are so grateful for the shit that they give us. Now I'm not saying Shake Shack is shit. You guys know what I'm saying. But it is fast food. No, that we're meant to rejoice over this.

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And look how they've tricked us. Like we're all like, yay, yay, yay. When like, seriously, why don't you just treat us like human beings first? Like keep your hamburger. Why don't you like give us three inches for our knees in coach? Like I'm just, they've really, it's actually a psychological experiment what they've pulled on us.

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No, and it's so crazy how now when you buy a ticket, and you're like, okay, I just want a seat. Like I'm just going from like A to B. Like you buy your ticket, but then you have to like pay for your seat. Even if it's- Pay for your seat, pay for your bag, pay for your drink. Even if it's like in economy, I guess unless you want to be like in the middle seat in the bathroom row, that seat is free.

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But all the other seats, like you have to pay for your seat. Yeah, they've literally tricked us.

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It's like, there's a baseline fare. Yeah, fair. And then there's the cost of your seat. Like, excuse me?

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We'll see what happens. I don't think I did it. One day, we will get it. And that will be the end of the toast.

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What is the fare? You could do fare without seat selection. And then like, it's just up to.

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If you do fare without seat selection, you're one of the people who gets bumped off. Like they have another flight attendant who needs a seat, a jumper seat. Bye. Bump. Bump to next Thursday. You'll get home. It's really insane. They need to be put in check. Yeah. And we need to stop rejoicing at news like this. Cause like they won. Look at us.

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And by the way, we're Delta loyalists. Yeah, and that's mostly because we can't even have Shake Shack because it's not kosher. Right. I didn't see the veggie burger option. Yeah, they do have a mushroom burger that people actually really like. I've had it. It didn't seem like it was an option, though.

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No, it wasn't. All beef, all the time. Thank your local cattle rancher. And you know it's not local. It's totally from Brazil. And you know they're not thanking their rancher. No, it's disgusting. Even the Brazilian one. Disgusting. Are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into our TV recap?

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Perchance it is. Oh my gosh, my week is brought to you by Wayfair. I just got a cabinet on Wayfair for my bathroom that I'm so excited about.

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So it's so satisfying to get great deals on things that your home really needs, especially before the holidays. And Wayfair is the place to shop for all things home. Everything from sofas to spatulas. You name it, they have it. They also have styles that you can't find anywhere else. No cookie cutter stuff that everyone else has. That's so true.

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I feel like you were looking everywhere for this like random cabinet and you were only able to find it on Wayfair.

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Yes. Specific specs. I needed it big. I wanted a certain amount of draw space. They had literally every option available to me. It almost feels like customizable how many options they have.

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I just, I don't know why. Maybe it's because I spent so much time there like right before that the idea. Oh my God. I just like, I couldn't, I couldn't. And my friend Margo was like, coach your groceries today. I'm like, I can't like, I literally, I can't. Every time we needed stuff, I would say in bed. Too many smells. No can do.

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The pool lounge chairs that I just got for you, Turdy, Wayfair. Wayfair.

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I love. My outdoor furniture is also from Wayfair. And then I finally got pool lounge chairs because like Claudia likes to lay out when she comes in. I didn't have any and I got them from Wayfair. They came so quickly. They got assembled. Beautiful party. And they're just really good about having things that are reasonably priced.

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This is the time of year where, like, I want to look cute in my pajamas and I want to feel like I'm laying in a cozy, delicious cocoon. And Cozy Earth is really that from top to bottom. Today's episode is brought to you as well by Saks.com, the premier digital platform for luxury fashion.

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With the holidays right around the corner, Saks is making it easy to find the perfect gifts for even the pickiest on our lists, including yourself, with an expertly curated assortment of fashion. Whether you're shopping for a heart-to-please family member, someone that has everything, or even your ultra-stylish bestie,

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sacks.com has you covered with the most versatile collection of fashion beauty home decor and so much more let's be real gift giving is not everyone's love language it can definitely be daunting and stressful especially shopping in real life like at a like a store in person it's just so overwhelming it's i feel like you just rush buy stuff that you don't even want and you end up overpaying and you just like wanted to get out of the store sacks.com is so civilized it's such a premium shopping experience it's so organized you'll really be able to like be thoughtful with your purchases

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The thing is, it's not even smelly actually at all, even though they have like a fish market. It was just the sheer concept of it. Like I just, I can't explain these aversions. And yesterday I actually went, because I'm like so sick of not having any real food in my house. All I eat is like chips. I'm like, I need to give some nutrients to this baby.

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Let's do it, Turdy. What if we just did it? Let's do the fifth story, which is that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Sutton Strack is claiming that Kyle Richards tried to hook up with Kevin Costner in Aspen. So on last night's episode of Rehob After Show, Sutton was on with Garcelle and Jennifer Tilly, who was on last night's episode.

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And she told this story about how Kyle tried to hook up with Kevin Costner while they were in Aspen at the same time. She said, Kyle and I have this conversation. She was in Aspen and Kevin Costner was there and she was like trying to hook up with Kevin Costner.

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The trio had been discussing Kyle's rumored romance with country singer Morgan Wade, who has long been the center of romance gossip with Kyle. She said, but you want, Garcelle said, but you want Kevin Costner. And Sutton added, I know. So Sutton said, this is what I'm saying. I don't think that Morgan's the end all be all because Kyle really wants, it's not all about Morgan.

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Okay. Um, fun. Like the housewives love Kevin Costner, which totally makes sense. Lou Angela Costner, Kyle Costner. Love it. I would, I ship him with any of them. He's there. Glenn Powell. It's so true. And I, I love that they're all like consistently chasing after him. So I love that. Um, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night was, like, so refreshing for me.

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I had taken a break from the show, and I feel good about the fact that I feel like nothing happened last season. Like, I really don't feel like I missed much. And I came in, like, I didn't really have many questions. The only thing is, who is Merce?

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Oh, Merce. Oh, my God. So he... Is Merce a dog? No. He is, like, a legendary...

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Dr. Fox was like, are you having salmon once a week? I'm like, yeah, lol. I've had salmon twice since I found out I'm pregnant.

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choreographer and dancer like huge in the dance community he was Sutton's like mentor when she moved to New York after college she worked for Merce and like that's where she started her career and even Erica was like Merce is a legend like everybody knows Merce and Merce had passed and they went to Spain to scatter Merce's ashes and Sutton brought them with her because she was like um charged with doing that and she like brought Merce like the dinner table and and

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in her purse and erica was like merce is in the purse then when she went to scatter his ashes of course they blew back on all the women so merce has just been like a big figure one in his life and two now on beverly hills funny okay thank you i literally thought merce was a dog um because that's so something the housewives would do like take their dog's ashes i mean that's literally what sonia did and then it blew back on everyone

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and it was in that's a tall task to eat salmon yeah and by the way the one day I the one time I ate salmon twice it was in one day like I was obviously feeling like fine I'm like let me just eat all the salmon and so I'm like back you know I made chicken meatballs I was like I'm really trying to like eat well so I had to take my ass to the kosher grocer it was totally fine I was I don't know what I was afraid of it was actually quite pargy so we're back

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Now, I was really shocked when Garcelle put into perspective that now that Dorit is not married, that none of the women in the group are married. And I feel like that's actually a really bad sign for a franchise because it reminds me a lot of the downfall of The Real Housewives of New York. And also very interesting that they premiered Beverly Hills right before New York.

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Like, they're really desperately trying to offer

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lots of viewers onto New York. Oh my God, they tried desperately. I actually had to leave New York on so I wouldn't miss Watch What Happens Live because Watch What Happens Live wasn't even on the TV guide. It said Real Housewives of New York, but then I'm like looking at Lala's Instagram, they said 10.15. So I left on Real Housewives of New York. I watched against my will.

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in order to watch Watch What Happens Live. So do not count that rating, Nielsen. I didn't watch it.

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They are doing everything they can to try and get ratings for Real Housewives of New York. Nobody's watching it. It is large. People hate it. So I just thought that was interesting. But I feel like it's not a good sign for a franchise when none of the women are married.

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Not that you need to be married to be valid, but I just think that like Beverly Hills had always had like a good mix of single women, but also really strong institutional marriages. And it just reminds me a lot of New York where like one by one, they slowly all got divorced.

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And then it was this cast of like single women just like kind of being nuts and drinking too much and not really being good housewives.

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Yeah, I agree with that, but I don't think that they're there yet, especially because, like... No, no, no. Dorit and Kyle are still separated, so, like, it's still ongoing, and, like, their marital affairs are storylines. Kathy is married. She's not a full-time housewife. But I feel like, yes, it is really crazy, because at one point... Oh, and the new housewife, Bose, is married.

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I agree that's really crazy I guess we'll start with like Dorit and PK because we had reported like back in the spring when they separated but I completely forgot and when she told completely forgot when she told Erica like it was as if I heard it for the first time and then I was like oh yeah you guys I texted Jackie I'm like did we know this information I completely forgot they made that statement and then nothing had like they just radio silent

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Yeah, the way that Dorit is, like, approaching it, I think she's, like, obviously being really strong, really, like, level-headed and, like, stable for her children. But, like, she's being so matter-of-fact. I feel like I have no idea what's actually going on. Well, I think it's PK's choice to separate.

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That was the vibe that I got, which I was shocked by.

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Yeah, so it's like he got sober and then realized... All of their issues in their marriage. All their issues in their marriage are still there. Like, yes, they were improved by his sobriety, but they're very real and they're very much there.

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And Dorit's like, okay, well, you aren't willing to work on it. Think of all the shit I've put up with. Your DUI, your bankruptcy, your gambling debts. Like, she's so real for that, first of all. Like, now you see things clearly and you're out. Excuse me, I've been seeing them clearly the whole time and I've stuck by you. Right.

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no I agree with her I agree with her too right now they're loving I don't know if Erica was like this last season but she's so tempered and she's so she gives good advice to everyone without taking a side like she's a good friend she looked amazing no she was like this last season I fell in love with Erica last season like and her journey and last season was really about like her like

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coming back to herself and she was getting out of the woods on some of this legal stuff. And then that's why I watched bed at all on blonde. Cause I really just like, I'm so here for her comeback. She is like the way that she's actually like overly patient with the women now and like overly forgiving when like back in the day, like you crossed her once.

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But I guess you can't stay on the show if you're really going to write off everyone who like didn't completely have your back. No, she's such a pleasure to watch. And I'm so happy for her. I agree.

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She's so mature. It's like a level headedness that we don't often see on any franchise. So I was really I embrace it. I loved it. But I'm just like having this thing with Kyle. I feel conflicted, obviously, because and last night before the episode was on, they were playing the most recent reunion part three. And I watched like the last 20 minutes when

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The circle is complete. There will be a prompt that's so wild. I'm going to be like, if we get it today, after like 100 years, I'll be like, I'm shaving my head. And then that's the day we get it.

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That's good. Well, speaking of the details of your pregnancy, you and I are sitting down today for Q&A, like Jax on Claude. Yeah, Diane Sawyer. Not Jax and Claude. It's Jax on Claude, asking all of the questions about your pregnancy, your journey. We're getting questions from the Facebook group, so everyone can sort of chime in. And we're going to get a 360 view of Tert and what-

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And he was really grilling her about Morgan Wade. And she gave us nothing. She was like on the verge of tears the whole time. Um, um, um, I don't know, I don't know. We got no, nothing. And I feel conflicted because obviously, like this is somebody who's going through some sort of sexual awakening and being peppered with questions on reality TV is like the worst thing for that.

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Everybody's entitled to their privacy and entitled to come to this on their own terms. But Kyle's the star of a reality show, multiple reality shows. She's, you know, notoriously...

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questioned other people when they were going through things so it's like she's not being afforded the she's given the same grace that she's been giving other people which isn't a lot and I feel conflicted because I'm like girl take your time it's nobody's business but also you were out here shoving Denise Richards out of the closet like I feel like I actually don't feel bad for even though I know I should um and it's just like she's in the worst type of environment for what she's dealing with even like this conversation she had with Garcelle she's like I'm gonna have it with all the ladies and I'll have it with you first because I feel safe with you um

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It was clear she had something to say. She couldn't even get it out.

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Like I'm like, what the hell are you talking about? I think what she was saying is she's like pretty much like begging Garcelle to not bring it up. Like, and she was like quivering and like she couldn't even get it out. And she's so emotional, but basically like she's figuring all of this out. She knows that those are the rules.

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Like we bring up stuff, but she's like begging her not to because she hasn't figured it out for herself. Like she has grown children, but like mid grown where it's like they watch a show and they know, but like they're still her babies. So I think she's just like so,

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scared but also I felt like last season like Kyle is a different person not just because she doesn't drink because she works out and she hangs out with Morgan Wade like her personality and even the way that she speaks has really changed and even more so this season where she's like I don't know just not that like confident yeah Tim like she just used to be Head bitch in charge.

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And now it's not like that. So it's kind of like sad to see while also like she is discovering herself and she wanted this separation with Mo. I'm sure there's more to the story, but like, it wasn't like she was begging him to stay. So it is confusing, but also because she is confused.

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Yeah. And it's just, it's a frustrating thing to watch because I'm just looking for clarity and she doesn't have that.

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So I think that's what I got from her conversation with Garcelle is like, please, like I'm not doing okay. Like, please don't go hard on me because that's what Garcelle does.

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And that's why I guess she's so mad at Dorit for bringing up that random text message. Like that's what they do on these shows. You share a text message. Like it wasn't that big of a deal, but I guess that's what Kyle was so upset about. And she felt like such, it was such a betrayal. Yeah.

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Yeah. And I also, even though I watched last season, I still don't know like what Dorit's real issue is with Kyle. Okay. So she downplayed their friendship in a few interviews. Which is so rude by the way. But of course, like something must've happened before that for her to downplay. I thought Kyle's beef about BravoCon and the shot for Rate Your Hiltons was so like, she's not right for that.

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Oh my God. It was so clearly a joke and Dorit wasn't going to answer the question. And then Kyle spilled on her. She's like, actually, nevermind. The fact that she didn't see that fake answer she gave about Kathy being first and Kyle being last was clearly because she spilled on her.

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Everyone in the room knew it was a joke, and it was, Kyle is grasping at straws, and that makes me think that she has really no leg to stand on in this argument with Dorit. And the friendship that Dorit painted, she was like, you guys don't realize, like.

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the last three months have been like what the last maybe more than three months have been like yeah what the future looks like and to be honest I know this is like gonna be a crazy thing I really feel like I haven't talked about it that much like I feel like we've actually had such a busy week like with Kiki Palmer and like I don't know I actually feel like I haven't there's so much I have to say when you look at the questions there are so many different like areas of this that we haven't even covered yet and that's just the thing about it it's like yeah we've talked about it a lot but there's so much to say it's the biggest deal in the world it's the

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Honestly, when I saw that, it wasn't even like it's about who does she like more, Kyle or Kathy. It's like, how are you gonna rank him third? Like, that's just, it's just a shady question, and she was able to get out of it by drinking, and then I thought she handled it perfectly.

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I completely agree. And I think the way Dorit describes their friendship from Dorit's POV, which is like, you know, it's very much like Kyle runs this friendship. And if I do her say anything she doesn't like, she won't talk to me for months. And I'm just like, I'm done feeling discarded.

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And I feel like when you get separated, like you find like your voice a little bit and you've, and I think she's applying a little bit of what she's going through with PK to Kyle being like, you kind of treat me like a doormat. And like, when we came on the show, there was a power dynamic, right? Like Kyle really runs this shit.

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So maybe we got into a pattern where like, I was okay with being sort of like your sidekick doormat. And I don't like that anymore. And Kyle, and Kathy, Kyle's like, wait, what? But this is how it's worked for us for so many years. But the whole downplaying on Amazon Live, like that was really rude.

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And I, so I'm like with Dorit, but she's like coming in with this energy to like everything, not just even Kyle, like just like different. And of course she's like going through a lot, but like, I don't know. She was just kind of like, being new energy. Yeah.

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And in some areas I liked it and other areas I'm like confused, but I guess, but even when she was talking to Kathy, like unloading about, yeah, she's just very, I don't even know the word. Just like, Matter of fact, like not emotive. I guess that's how she's getting through. And like, there's a lot that she's dealing with, but it makes it hard to understand her right now.

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Even though I will, you know, I will ride for her forever.

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I really want to talk about this party. Oh my God, Claudia. I was, first of all, the fact that like everyone was making fun of Dorit's outfit. Now I don't know surrealism. I don't know if it was in theme or not, but I know she looked pretty. Like the fact that Sutton Strack, had anything to say about anyone's outfit. Seriously, jail for you and everyone you know. She looked so stupid.

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Her dress was ugly with the horns. I don't understand surrealism, but I know what's beautiful and I know what's not, and I know that Sutton looked not beautiful. It was so stupid. I don't know why everybody kept commenting about Dorit's disc. I thought it was actually very chic. Okay, I don't know, maybe it wasn't surreal, sure. I thought she looked pretty.

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Like, isn't that just the baseline to look pretty? I actually thought Kyle looked amazing.

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They all looked like clowns. So for one clown to point at another clown and say, you're a clown. It's like, hey, we're all clowns here. The party was like so crazy to me. Like it was so weird. I guess I don't know surrealism. I missed that day in art history class. So Maybe I'm just uneducated. But it was really weird. It's like kind of is giving like one of these like weird Hollywood.

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When Jennifer Tilly showed up in the white chick's dress with the duck around her neck. I was seriously like these people are so unserious.

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All the eyes on the dance floor. And everyone was wearing animals on their head. And like it was just. I didn't find it. Cool. And then that singer singing about her pussy. No. And like that singer was seriously like such a low budget Erica Jane.

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I know. And then also it's like if Sutton went to anyone else's party and they had that singer, she would be like so nose in the air snobbish. But because it's Sutton's, it's surrealist.

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And I have something to say that's really mean, because obviously, like, I don't own a home, and I rent my apartment, like, place. But Sutton lives on the side of a highway. They kept doing, like, zoomed up.

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Yeah, I saw there were a lot of cars. She lives on the 405. I guess so, but I just figured, like, it's part of the mountain of Los Angeles. I was just, like, I just expected more from Sutton. Is that bad? I don't know. These housewife parties like always make me a little sad because it's like, they're all getting dressed up just to like talk to each other.

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And then they have these like people in the background who are like just so desperate to be on Bravo. Like it's just, and then they're like so dressed up. It's just like, doesn't look fun. It was really nice of Erica to say that Sutton throws a great party. Cause like that didn't feel like a great party to me. The food looks good.

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Yeah. Actually the food did look good. The salad looked really good. They never eat. And I saw everybody had a plate. It must've been like a late party or everyone was really hungry. I thought that was funny too. And the only people who looked normal were Garcelle and Kathy. Cause they didn't show up in costume. They just wore dresses. Thank you. Hello. I thought Erica looked great for any theme.

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Yes. Yes. But she always like slays the house down boots. Now I, I just like really love Garcelle. And I feel like in arguments, like I'm not always on her side. Um, But when they were doing like, normally like if you come on and you have a whole like solo scene about your job, like seriously, I don't care. Like I do not care. But she's so like valid in being so proud of herself.

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And when Erica was like, it was so cool to see that chair, that director's chair that said Garcelle Productions on it. Like I actually felt like so proud for her. And I just recently saw Coming to America for the first time. And I know that's how she got her start. And like, I actually really enjoyed that scene to be like a woman of a certain age, like producing films.

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biggest deal it's the biggest thing you can do as a human being I'm like seriously I walk these streets and I'm like you guys don't even know what's going on inside my body like super woman a super human I have a message I have to deliver because I just like I saw like I actually walked through a cloud of like cigarette smoke today and I just honestly

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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And working more than ever when like you've always been told like it's over for you. she obviously has found a niche where she like created a production company and like, she's being contracted by lifetime to make these. Okay. They're not like Oscar winning movies, but like there's a crowd for that and there's money in that.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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And so if she's just like out here banging out X amount of movies per year for lifetime, like that's huge money. She's like a single mom. Like I actually think she's so impressive and I'm sorry, she's fucking funny. Like when Kyle was like not saying Morgan's name, like, are you kidding in her confessional? She was like, I'll say it. It's Morgan.

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Like we've literally talked about it for two years now. Like what the hell are you talking about? Yeah. She's just,

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she's so real and Kyle had Morgan on the show last season they got tattoos together and she called out like well you know your music video didn't help like sometimes she calls out my faves and I'm like I need you to stop but sometimes she's so real like I'm sorry you can't deny like that she is actually such an amazing addition to this show and like she brings a level of like she's like are you like these women don't live in the real world and Garcelle does like Garcelle works for a living she's worked for herself for a long time so she's so like

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no nonsense that it's such a refreshing take except when she's coming for your faves. You're like, okay, slow down.

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Well, so that's my issue with Garcelle at the moment is that she's coming for my fave Dorit and I find it so unwarranted and she was like really mean to her last season. It was really unwarranted. So like until that's like bothering me still. They need to make it right before you kids. Even the like alluding to the robbery, like not being authentic was so good.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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But there were so many just like mean things. Everything Dorit says and does and wears, like she's just like laughing at her, like in her confessional being like sleeping, cause Dorit's talking. So like, I don't like that.

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But I agree at this point, like Garcelle just says the thing that like everybody is thinking and she's actually like moving the show forward because they're all having like these real life squabbles, but she's the one like being like, well, we're on the show. It's Morgan, we're on the show. She came on the show. is a professional. Yes. So that is very helpful of her. But you know what?

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I had a thought last night. I feel like so often we're like so-and-so needs to leave the show and then a few years later we're like, oh, maybe they should come back. I feel like we need to normalize people leaving and then two years later coming back. Like some people we needed a break from, you needed it, but like I could go for Rinna now. And just because I didn't want her...

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to be back on then, like doesn't mean I was wrong for that then, like I think she was going down a place, but now like it would be refreshing. And I feel like that's actually something they should do more of, not like, oh, we fired them, they can't come back, but like some people need a pause. And we should normalize that.

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Yes, it's sort of like an age-old dilemma that the network has, where someone is doing their job so well at being a villain, they become so hated, her getting booed at BravoCon, so much demand for her to be fired. And you know what? That next season was horrible. Like, there is this sort of necessary evil. And I agree, like a one-year, two-year break, because we need Rinna, honestly.

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Yeah, I would go for LVP. I feel like even every time we say someone should go off the show, eventually it's like, oh, well, actually, if they came on right now, that would actually be really interesting. Normalize that. We don't have to reinvent the wheel. You don't have to bring a whole new cast of Rahoni. Bring back some of the oldies, greatest hits.

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Agreed. Speaking of, I actually really like the new housewife and I was reading her Wikipedia. When she was saying the CEO of Endeavor, I was like, oh my God. But that was like just the tip of the tail. She worked at Apple Music for many years, PepsiCo, and she held like very high C-suite level jobs at all these companies. Apple Music, PepsiCo, Netflix, Endeavor. Like, oh my God.

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And she's literally retired in what she's in her forties. Like insane. Like that's also a housewife we haven't seen before. Like we usually get like rich women with wealthy husbands, but often now we get like women who are rich on their own, but never from the corporate space. Like I'd never seen like a girl boss and CEO before. I find her very interesting. I would like to know more about her.

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I can't believe, like, we're at a place where we're smoking cigarettes. Like, what are you, 1,000? Like, get an electric one. Like, you have to walk out of your building. She was, like, standing on the street, and, like, it smelled so bad, like, it actually almost killed me, let alone the secondhand smoke, you know?

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And then I was like looking into her husband. He was just like, she was the breadwinner. Like he was like an advertising executive, like nothing crazy. So I need to see her house. I need to see her car.

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I have needs. I think she's full time. Yeah. And we'll be seeing that. And that's exciting. And her and Kathy know each other. Do they? No, she said, I don't think so. Cause she was like judging Kathy for taking out her extensions.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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That was weird. I feel like everybody tried to make it weird, but I knew what Kathy was saying. Like she's known as being like a girl boss and she, oh.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Right. I didn't think it was weird. There were a lot of weird moments at that party where like, I felt really awkward. Even like Dorit was making me feel awkward. I can't, when she walked past the table and like. Stood there? I felt really awkward. It was a really awkward party.

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Not helped by the big dresses and the hats. Everybody looking so stupid.

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Was there anything else I wanted to say about Beverly Hills? Beverly Hills. I don't think so.

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It was like a fine episode. Yeah. I like the franchise. I like the ladies. It doesn't always have to be the craziest for me to watch it.

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It's how I feel about Southern Charm, too. What I was going to say is, because I watched that last reunion, I kind of feel like they were a little... in letting go of Crystal Kong Minkoff. I think that like, well, I found her annoying. I didn't even realize she wasn't there. Yeah, I found her annoying. But like she was similar to Garcelle in the sense like she had no loyalty to anyone.

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She was like call out things that made no sense. And on the reunion that I was watching, she was first seat next to Andy. And she was like calling out Kyle so hard. And like, I don't know. I kind of feel like we need that. No, I forgot about her. And she was really wealthy.

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Maybe that person was inspired by Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night because cigarette stock is about to go through the roof after that scene of Dorit. driving through the canyon smoking a cigarette frantically on the day she announced her separation.

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And I like that about her. So she's not on the season? No, she was not asked back. I was more so thinking about the other new housewife who didn't even get a fair shake.

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Yeah, she also like, she started a conversation. I don't know if it was on the show or off the show about like, you know, trans people in sports, which is just like a hot button issue. And she like wanted to go there. And I think- Bravo can't handle it. Bravo wasn't interested in having those sort of complex and dynamic conversations.

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So they were like, listen, I think it's best if you were just a one season wonder. Did she say something on the show? Cause I, I don't know.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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All that like stuff. So I think she was posting about it on her social media. Oh my gosh. Bravo, like they're panties in a bunch. Yeah. Yeah, like they can't handle any sort of like real controversy like that. So I think that she wasn't a great housewife maybe. But the thing is, and what I learned- She never got a fair shot.

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With Eileen Davidson is like, you really need to give someone two years, a fair shake is two years.

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Yeah, I wouldn't have like, and she was married.

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maybe it's time to bring Eileen Davidson back. Although I don't think she wants to be on the show.

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No. And you have to bring like, you got to bring back the crew.

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But until we see through this, like Erica, Dorit, Kyle, like storyline, like maybe when they need something fresh, they should go back into the archives. I would really like that.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Yeah. Now, I want to bring something up that I'm afraid to bring up, but I do feel like we should push Dear Toasters to tomorrow. I agree.

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I know. And in hindsight, if we're going to continue recapping on Wednesday, let's move Dear Toasters to Tuesday so you get it sooner. Oh, yeah, Tuesday, yeah. Yeah, yesterday we could have totally done it. We had our guess, but, you know, next Tuesday. Yeah.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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It's like one of those boards, zero days since a successful heart hand. Like every time we try it.

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We will do it tomorrow. We will do it tomorrow. Nothing will stop us.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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And then I think moving forward, Dear Toaster should be on Tuesdays because I was thinking that last night. If we're going to now do TV recaps of Beverly Hills every Wednesday, then that makes it difficult to do Dear Toaster.

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The cards can't handle such a thing and it makes the upload time longer. And no, it doesn't make sense. I'm scared because we've like...

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Any cigarette connoisseurs know which brand that was? I feel like she probably gets her cigarettes from Europe. It was very long. It wasn't American spirit. It didn't look like anything I'd ever seen before. I would think she's a Marlboro Light girl. She gives such camel crush energy. I can't. But it wasn't a camel crush. I didn't see her crush it.

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We've really alienated the Dear Toasters community.

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But what's the good news is that to tide you over until literally tomorrow on Patreon, there's a whole episode of Dear Toasters right now. 50 minutes, Dear Toasters only. Exclusive. And then when you finish listening to that, after you've listened to today's episode, Turdy's Q&A will be up.

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I think it's the right choice. And I just didn't want to rush through the Beverly Hills recap because it was a season premiere and I think it required like our full.

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Also, who is Jennifer Tilly? I don't know her.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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We're just supposed to know her, I guess. Like they're acting like she's. The fact that the opening scene was Sutton and Jennifer talking about a surrealist party. When Sutton said I'm taking them back to Spain, I was like, why?

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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It's the first episode. Why are we going to Spain? I checked the TV guide. I thought maybe this was the second episode because it sort of opened with this like casualty.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Yeah, it was so weird. I thought they were going to Spain. I didn't realize she was saying she's having a party.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Oh, I just put together that's what she was talking about. Well, I was a little disappointed because I'm like, oh, Jennifer must be a new swirly. And Sutton is driving to her house. They pass Kathy's house. I'm like, oh, we got a rich lady in Bel Air. I didn't find her home to be so impressive, not to be a bitch.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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But I read somewhere, I don't even know where I was reading, that she's like very wealthy. Jennifer Tilly? Yeah. Let's just do a quick Google-ay. Yeah, like, are we supposed to know who that is? Something about her seems familiar. Like, Lala seemed to know who she was, but maybe she was just, she was like, I love Jennifer, but maybe she was just talking about the one scene that she saw.

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American-Canadian actress and professional poker player, known for her distinctive breathy voice and comedic timing. She's in a lot. She was a liar liar. She's in, like, all these Chucky movies, Monsters, Inc. Oh, wait, wait. I'm sorry. I see an old photo of her. I know who she is. She's an actress. Yeah, classic.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Yeah, she does look familiar. She kind of reminds me of like- I know her.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Maybe. Okay, that's better. Was she on last season? No. Oh. They just like jumped to Jennifer Tilly. Interesting. Weird. Very strange opening.

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I love Kathy's house is beautiful. I mean, when she was sitting there, like with the Ivy and the patches and the glam and the rollers, like she did look like a cadaver getting ready for a funeral.

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just based on how she was laying and not moving and the Ivy and like her skin was so pale. I was like, oh, she died. Like she literally looks like a dead body.

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No, I feel like that's like emblematic of like the women of Beverly Hills, not the show, but like the women where it's like, that is how they come to life.

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But when Sutton was like walking through, or no, was it Dorit walking through her house? And so we just got like a bunch of like different visuals of her furniture and shit. I was like, oh my God.

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I saw like a knockoff of her ottomans at HomeGoods yesterday.

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Absolutely gorgeous. Gorgeous. Okay, so that is our show. Tomorrow will be Dear Toasters, and it's going to be so good. You guys are going to be so glad we waited.

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Maybe we'll even put in four to make it worse. Maybe, we'll see. We'll see. We'll see what the cards have in store.

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I I'm going to go Marlboro light, but I feel like you're only going to be seeing and smelling more smoke ever since that scene. Like I kind of want to have a cigarette now, just like in solidarity with Dorit. That's my favorite thing.

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And I feel like on Vanderpump rules, they didn't shy away from it as much. Like, especially when they were all younger, they were all chain smoking in the back. A lot of the housewives.

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smoke cigarettes like and you see it once and it's like shocking but you don't know that they like have a habit like I remember when they were in Dubai and the women finally turned for the first time on Lisa Vanderpump she like ran back to her hotel room and sat on the balcony with Ken smoking cigarettes and like she's British like it's not a big deal I'm sure she smokes all the time but it was the first time seeing it I remember being like what is going on she's smoking a cigarette like it was it's so shocking to see your fave smoking cigarettes so many celebrities smoke cigarettes like you just don't see it

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It's like, it's just, it's just different. You know, it's like seeing a teacher out of school. Yeah. And there's like nothing like wrong or illegal about it, but it feels like they're doing something crazy, especially in this day and age. It's, it's.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. So it's Wednesday. It's hump day. It's a gargi-pargi day. Jackson cleared, you know, in the studio, getting lit. We have a big show today. Jackie and I- On the ones and twos. Both watched the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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frowned upon and I also imagine Dorit didn't know that that was going to be included because it was kind of just like b-roll she was driving she wasn't talking to anyone like she said on watch what happens live she was being chased by the paparazzi so I think she was incredibly stressed and she didn't care that there's like a camera in her car probably wouldn't be included I'm gonna have my cigarette I don't care and she's also Israeli like Israelis love to smoke cigarettes that's what I always forget about Dorit like it's it's not shocking asked Andy asked her about it on watch what happens live I saw a clip

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And she wasn't like, oh, I just had one rant. I think she just smokes. No, if you have a pack in your car, you smoke. Yeah, no, she wasn't like, oh my God, that was so crazy.

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Yeah, so embarrassed. It was just one time. No, these women like to party. They're smoking cigarettes. Yeah. I can't remember. I think on Shots of Sunset, oh my God, they always used to smoke cigarettes. They couldn't even hide it. They were smoking hookah. It was very cultural, you know? So they were doing cigarettes, hookah, Vanderpump Rules. They were always chain smoking.

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But IRL, like I'm not loving, I need people to stop smoking near me. Like it's seriously disgusting. It can make me throw up. Yeah, that's rough. I'm sorry. It's rough. And it's also like, not to make everything about me, but like. Secondhand smoke. It's very real.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Thirdhand smoke in that situation. Correct. Well, I'm sorry you're going through that. It seems as though we all roads are like leading back to Beverly Hills. So I think we should get into the stories so that we can get into the thing that we want to talk about. I guess. Yeah. Anything else that you would like to share with the class?

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I'm trying to think. Pregnancy brain. Yeah, no. I literally didn't do anything like worth sharing yesterday except going to the kosher grocer and complained the entire day.

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Oh, I went to Home Depot and that was major. I had a major experience at Home Depot and I like tried to do all these things for my house. Like I got like new lights for my vanity because there's one that's out. I bought three different kinds just to like make sure I got the right one. None of them were the right one. I got these like grips for my chairs so that they would stop sliding.

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They didn't fit. I'm done trying. I so echo your sentiment. I'm so sorry that happened to you. That's literally so real. However, all of that brought me to HomeGoods where I found the most beautiful plates and bowls that I keep passing in my kitchen because I let them out to dry. I wash them and they're sparking so much joy. So who cares how many light bulbs I had to buy? That didn't work.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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That was just what I needed last night. It was like 7.45. I was sat, ready for bed, thanks Daylight Savings. And I wanted something to watch. And then I saw Dorit and Lala. I saw Lala. Ken actually, shout out to Lala, posted she was on Watch What Happens Live. And Dorit was there. And I was like, is tonight the night?

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There are just some household errands that aren't for us. And going to Home Depot is not one of them. I have such a...

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conflicted complicated relationship with Home Depot because the Home Depots in the city are not stores they're showrooms so you like walk in like I need a faucet right and so they'll show you because it's you're limited on space how big is your Home Depot takes up like it was huge and I was picking out a paint color there are so many colors and then they all come in five different like mattes sleek whatever and I gave the guy my paint like a bunch of different sizes and like they literally like plug it in and like something comes up from the basement it's it's my paint it's as big as like a football

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ball field so we don't have space for that in the city so most Home Depots in the city are just showrooms where they have like one of everything and then they can order it for you like who the fuck like I came here to buy it like what order what is this Chanel can I tell you something that's gonna make you like Home Depot that I read somewhere once what that like once a month maybe like the first Saturday every month something like that they have free classes for kids

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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where they learn like wood shop skills. Oh, that's good.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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I thought you were going to say, yeah, I thought you were going to say like something more charitable, like. I don't know, like veterans or something.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Okay, yeah, that would be nice too. Maybe they have a veterans discount. Maybe they have like a program for veterans.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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They're giving back to the children. No, it's sweet, it's sweet, it's sweet. I just like, I think you like built, like you hyped up like what you were going to say too much that I was expecting like they gave a billion dollars to, you know.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Also because it's like a tax write-off, so it's like totally selfish. Uh-huh. But this, they're just giving back to the children and teaching them how to build so that maybe one day someone can build a cabinet for me. Right, right, maybe. or put together the bookshelf.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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No, that's beautiful. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to clown on.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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So maybe you guys should go. I think you have to be a certain age, but maybe take your kids. That's a really cute thing to do. Yeah.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Start out Home Depot. I don't think Home Depot is a place for us, you know what I mean, in terms of shopping. It's just the fact that you went and bought 1,000 things and every single one of them was wrong, that tracks.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Yes, but I had to go to pick out the paint color. No, that's not something I could have outsourced to Zach. Of course. The returns he can do, I'm not going back there, but I got my paint color and I did what had to be done. And then I treated myself with a jaunt to HomeGoods. Not a jaunt. It was a jaunt. And the girlies were out. You could not find parking.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Oh my God. Parking is like... It's different in the city. Especially, I don't really drive in the city. Ben doesn't. You have to parallel park everywhere, which is hard. But if you ever need a parking spot in the city, it is going to be a parallel park, which is hard. But once you master it, you can do it. Parking in those spaces, like at a big parking lot where there's two cars between you,

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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I also found out that Beverly Hills was premiering. Like what happened to commercials? Like I literally found out because Dorit posted like a picture and the caption was hashtag Rehob hashtag tonight or whatever. I was like, wait, what?

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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There's so many people watching. When Margo was here, she said she knows how to parallel park, but she does not know how to park in a parking space. I only know how to park in a parking space.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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The wide turn, like it's just, it's so complicated. I find it, and I do have trauma because the one and only time I've ever been in any sort of fender bender when you were in the car singing Becky G's The Shower, it was me pulling into a regular old parking spot at a key food. Like that's where my trauma comes from.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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So I think I would rather parallel park in the city. That is hysterical. I mean, parking is pretty daunting. That's why I actually had a lesson, a solo lesson with my driving instructor after I got my license where we only did parking. We focused on parking for like an hour and a half and I got the gist.

The Toast

The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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And I think now we're at a place where you and I can admit that the reason I got in that fender bender was because you were playing music so loudly taking Snapchat videos, right?

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Well, you're supposed to be able to tune out your surroundings. I'm just like a plant.

The Toast

The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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I was in high school or maybe college. Like I was such a fresh driver. Like you were just really being manic in the front seat, dancing in the mirror, singing in the shower, like really nutty.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Can you help me? That song slaps so hard. You ruined that song for me. So thanks.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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You can't not dance. You can't not Snapchat. And I do often think about the woman that we sideswept being so cool about the whole situation. Like she had this old school like Cadillac. She was loading groceries into her car and like I sideswept her and I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. And I'd never been in an accident before, but I know you have to like call the police, right? Like insurance.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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And she seriously like wiped the side of her car with like a rag and she was like, it's fine. Yeah.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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To be honest, that would be me. Like, I don't, like, it's too inconvenient. I'll just take the dent for a year. And then I'll deal with it.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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She was so real. And like, she saved me. I would have gotten in so much trouble. I did end up getting in trouble because our car had a dent. But like, if I- No, and it was a rental.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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And then like a month later when we returned it, they were like, there's a dent in this car.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Yeah. So that was exciting. And then I also watched Watch What Happens Live. Random to have Lala on, no? I'm not complaining.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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And our mom was like- Who? And I was, it wasn't even hard. None of the sisters knew how to drive except for me. Like, so I got in so much trouble because she was like, if you would have let me fix it before, it would have been so much cheaper than returning with the debt. And I have to pay like the Hertz fee. And honestly, I felt so bad.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Like it was, it was kind of, it plagued me like until we returned to the car, kind of ruined my summer. And all thanks to you and Becky G. So thanks.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Well, I'm glad that you have someone to blame it on so that you don't have to accept responsibility. And obviously Ben wasn't with us or else it would be him. Now I'm glad that he's joined the picture that, you know, leave space for us to just have a copacetic friendship. It's so true. Maybe he was texting you that day.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Now without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know. Today's episode is brought to you by Skims. You guys know we love the holidays, but of course shopping for everyone on your list can be really overwhelming.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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And when we saw that Skims launched their holiday shop, we really started to get into the holiday spirit and there was about like 11 people I was able to check off my list because I knew Skims would have something for them. It's really the best destination for all gifts. There's even a few pieces if you're buying something for yourself. that you've been eyeing.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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I'm just, I thought that was like a weird thing.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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Everyone in the family is going to get Skims for the holidays. It's also such a cute Christmas morning gift, like everybody wearing matching pajamas. And I just got a new pair of the Skims pajamas in like a very Christmassy red, which, you know, I can't really participate in the Christmas trend. So this made me feel really like happy.

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The Surreal Housewives of Beverly Hill: Wednesday, November 20th, 2024

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And if you get them for everyone in your life and then everybody wakes up on Christmas morning wearing like matching Skims pajamas in like festive colors, so cute. Skims also just has the best loungewear, the best pajamas. I love pajamas that like I can look Look presentable, and it's like a cute set that's like oddly flattering, but it's also so cozy.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I feel like it doesn't look like Andy Cohen again. I feel like one, nobody ever makes a choice. Oh, like the second coming. Yeah. I think that they might branch off the role into different pieces. Like someone does reunions. Someone does watch what happens live. I think they have a lot of different people because no one ever just makes a hard choice. Like this is the next Andy Cohen. Deal with it.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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It's true. Like I should aspire to be like her. I shouldn't run from it. I don't know why I it's not a comparison that like I welcome, even though she's really gorgeous and I should step into the light.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, and maybe it's someone different for Housewives reunions versus Southern Charm. And maybe it should be that because he's not as equally invested in all shows. And then we can have someone who's equally invested in all shows. But I think that they'll splinter off.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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the role the responsibilities I do that's interesting I would like if they didn't I would like to have like someone that we could all be excited about um yeah but that's just not what's typically done and I think as that person you get pretty spread thin so maybe it's for the best yes and maybe that's what we were seeing last night reflected in Andy's mood he was just feeling a little what we see every day reflected in Andy's mood in every reunion like he's such a curmudgeon

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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The stories are interesting and varied. We have a lot to chew on today.

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And in those two seconds, I will let you know that it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, I guess because it's just like, I don't know. Because there are other people that I'm like, oh, I would like to look like him. But why not Kim?

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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No, it's so true. And Ron like would die for her. Oh my God.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Thank you, row.co slash toast slash tart.

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Our first story, there's a podcast clip that's kind of going viral that we need to discuss because Tina Fey is admitting that she judges rich people who have side hustles. So Tina Fey went on Amy Poehler's podcast called Good Hang with Amy Poehler.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Welcome to the space. She seems like a no-brainer for the space.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Oh, cute. Okay. So like she's putting in the work. She's got video up. She's doing it right. Okay. So then they had a conversation, uh, cause Amy started asking Tina, like, why haven't you come out with your own glasses? Cause I, you know, her glasses are so iconic. It's funny. And she said, I have a problem with rich people having a side hustle.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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She said, if you already have like $200 million, I judge it. Uh, So they started talking about like examples because she was saying like because Amy was like like a podcast. She was like, no, because like we're working. But like if you just come out with a brand of and it was like rosé wine. Yeah, I judge it like, you know.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I don't know. I think it might just be like a name that.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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actresses people with this much money like don't need to be doing these like random other projects so this has started a lot of discourse most of it like really positive about tina because like about tina grady and she's not gonna slap her name on anything but i at first when i watched this clip and then i saw a longer clip that like made it make a little more sense but at first when i watched this clip first of all i couldn't understand like who she's what she's saying like who she's talking about what kind of brand because amy like never also let her finish her sentence like she threw in rose she threw in a podcast

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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To me, no. To me, she's talking about Cameron Diaz and her wine brand. She's talking about Jessica Biel and her kinder light, which, by the way, I love. So like maybe she as an actress didn't need to start a clean pedialyte, but like we needed a clean pedialyte. So thanks, Jessica Biel.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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So she's talking about Jennifer Gardner once upon a farm because she talks about the actress with the children's medication. So, of course, yes, she did. Who has children's children's parents and who has wine? Like to me, Cameron Diaz, Avaline is who she's talking about.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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No, but he was blonde. There's definitely red in his roots. He definitely has the gene.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I think that the distinction that she's making is so, so slim because for like writing a book technically doesn't fall into this category. When she was saying to Amy, like, where's the line for you? It's like, it's such a small. Okay. So you're saying there's a box of things that Amy can't do. Right. Okay.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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And some people have done things outside in the box of things that they, you don't think that they should do. Like, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I don't know, but it's also like George Clooney.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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What's funny is I saw it like organically on Reels. And then I watched and I was like, I don't understand what they're saying because neither of them have finished a sentence. And then I kept seeing it like being reshared and like people with their takes on it. And I think most people were congratulating Tina for this take because it's like it's anti, you know, green, capitalist.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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And then also Amy Poehler saying, well, Gen Z is like, no, you should have a million hustles. And I just don't think that's what Gen Z is saying either.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Cause you got your massage in your.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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No. And I think like the group of people that she's talking about, there are so many people where it's like confusing. Like, are you talking about this person or that person? Right. And she was making a very specific distinction. I think she needed to cite some examples. A thousand percent. Yeah. Because now we're just like thinking about everyone.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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But I do think other people like you can make the case why this is what's right for like Jessica Alba. Honest company. Really? You're going to say that she shouldn't have done that.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, I think it's, like, I think, I don't think she does, like, a lot of the heavy lifting. I also don't think of... Does Selena Gomez, like, even do her own makeup?

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I said perennial. You're asking the wrong person. How do you pronounce this?

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. Interesting convo, though. Yeah. Next, Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover of Vanity Fair making a lot of news, a lot of news making tidbits. She is talking about her relationship with Brad Pitt. She's talking about working with Timothee Chalamet and her take on intimacy coordinators nowadays.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Right, so... What's it for three funerals and a wedding? Correct. She talked about having an intimacy coordinator in her lots of sex scenes with Timothy Chalamet. She spoke to Vanity Fair as part of her new cover story and pull back the curtain a bit on her big return to acting later this year in Josh Safdie's Marty Supreme. I can't think of that guy without thinking about Julia Fox.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I am very into women's health. Thank you for noticing. However, like when it comes to the perineal, you'll have to ask Lauren Elizabeth.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the A20 film stars Timothy as a ping pong protege competing overseas. A20? A24. Yeah, okay. I was like, they rebranded? Did I say A20? Yeah. Are you sure?

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I can't wait to watch. That's my favorite. It's hard to not stop recording. Go watch. She revealed for the first time she is starring as the wife of a rival professional who falls into bed with Chalamet. Interesting movie.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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So she said, I mean, we have a lot of sex in this movie. There's a lot, a lot. Filming sex scenes with Timothy introduced her to an intimacy coordinator for the first time, although she didn't appear to need one after decades in Hollywood. She said, quote, there's now something called an intimacy coordinator, which I did not know existed.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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She noted that when the intimacy coordinator asked her if she'd be comfortable with a particular move during the filming of an intimate scene, she was like, girl, I'm from the era where you get naked, you get in bed, the camera's on. We said, I think we're good. You can step back a little bit.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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She said, I don't know how it is for kids who are starting out if someone is like, OK, and then he's going to put his hand here. I would feel as an artist very stifled by that. She joked that she cut right to the chase before filming sex scenes with Timothy. She was like, OK, great. I'm 109 years old. You're 14.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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It's actually more awkward to have someone there like...

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, but I think it's the law now, right?

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I can't remember. But even if she did, like maybe she just hasn't done it in the last five, ten years. And she hasn't been doing as much acting recently as she used to do. So back in her heyday, there was no coordinator.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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No, and everyone takes everything she says out of context. Yes. I saw what she said about Meghan Markle's journey into wellness.

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So she was saying, like, basically, everyone deserves a chance. Like, go for it, girl. Like, everyone deserves at least one chance to try something new.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Like, she wasn't raised like that. Right, that's what she said about Kourtney, too. To see other women as a threat, like... And the way that the headlines like spun what she said, like it was so not what she said.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, I think she completely ignores. Me too. Those sorts of like the derivative headlines off of things that she said. I would love to find the headline because it was just like that.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah. No. And she's right. Like there is room for like it's a huge space.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, exactly. But then I think she also doesn't care. So it's like, here, this is what I think.

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Yeah, and this movie looks good, by the way. It's called... It does.

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I look forward to the red carpet and award show appearances where Kylie and Gwyneth are at the same table.

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Yeah, and she's with Andrew Garfield now.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah, it's so true. And also, I wonder who else is in the movie. Because there's probably at least two other main characters, like Marty's wife.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Let me just pull that up. I wanted to write it on my list of things to look forward to. Was that? Yeah, it does sound good. But I can't find my pen. Oh, Tyler, the creator, and Fran Drescher.

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And a bunch of names I don't recognize. And then Kevin O'Leary.

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Yeah, but I feel like Fran can recognize there can be flexibility. Because we're working with humans here and everybody's different. And people have different needs.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I feel like for Fran, as long as there's a person on set, even if she's dismissed to the corner, Fran did her job.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Classic. Classic. Okay, and those are all the names that we recognize. So Kylie and Kevin. I love it. And Gwyneth. Kylie and Gwyneth and Timmy.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I know you want to make that the title.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Oh, cute. much green with kylie and gwenna much green with sojourner truth sojourner truth so much green we'll figure it out are you ready for our next story whatever three yep yeah a little bit a lot of it ako taco because laria baldwin is snapping at alec baldwin on the red carpet telling can i just ask you a question is sex lives of college girls a story no

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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What's the news? That it's canceled? Or that it's moving off Max?

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Well, all good things come to an end. And it was three or four seasons total.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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OK, that's like a little short. Like one more. I know. Could have been. But I don't. Yeah. Nothing lasts forever. It's only three years. Not even close. But what can you do? College is only four years. So it was going to end.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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It's weird when like other people recognize that something is bad because they just prop up bad shit all the time.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I would imagine it's not like canceled because it's bad because like they'll go on with a bad show forever. I feel like maybe other people wanted to move on too and it was like, okay, maybe it's time to move on. People have other things going on.

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So like literally no one must have watched it except for you. Yeah, and the people that did watch it... It had to be so bad. It was. Like, people didn't really... The viewership had to be so bad.

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Yeah, what gets canceled these days?

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Especially when they just keep punting the ball and being like, next season's coming. Euphoria. Yeah.

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It's better than admitting defeat.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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We had this conversation on the phone yesterday, and I feel like I suffered through it once. Well, the listeners need to know. Not for lack of interest or anything. It's just like... Checking. Take your helmet off. At a certain point with childbirth and all that business. You're on your own? At a certain point. No, it's none of your business. Like for a while, you won't feel anything.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I think whether she stayed or left, like would not change where she's at right now.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Peter. Um, no, our next story are the red carpet interviews between Hilaria and Alec Baldwin that have everyone in viral. Um, she's literally yelling at him, telling him to shut up and saying, you're annoying me. Uh, Hilaria Baldwin put Alec Baldwin on blast for interrupting.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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She actually said it. What I saw, she said in plain English.

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She put him on blast for interrupting her during an awkward red carpet interview. She was chatting with Extra about the future of their family show in New York City when her husband chimed in. He said, it's going to be great. You're a winner. Then she snapped at him. And she said, oh, my God, when I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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She joked that her partner's behavior was why she just have to cut him out of the show. She literally takes her body and was like, this is why we have to cut him out of the show. And then he walks away. He like he like rolls his eyes. He stands there and then he just goes to a different interviewer.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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You don't think they're a match made in heaven considering he's always yelling at everybody?

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I know. I just think that they are so dysfunctional in a way that is functional. Like this is their normal. And it's not like, you know, that you're just getting to know each other. They've been together forever. They have seven kids. Their oldest is 11. That means they've probably been together like almost.

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15 years like this is how they operate they've just chosen to do a reality show like neither one of them is going anywhere maybe alec responds to like nastiness because he likes to exude nastiness right no it's his native tongue it's funny how they could give us like a window into their relationship that we haven't already seen it's like whoa okay hilarious that's a lot

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But it's like they have a reality show. It's not like they don't show us themselves, their selves.

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You won't see anything. Just... Close your eyes, Cogers, okay?

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I don't know either, but I don't think this is like a sign of what's to come. I think this is just like a sign of how they are.

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Like this is their dynamic. That she's pregnant.

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She's got a reality. For her. Right. I was defending her.

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Yeah. There's definitely a lot of dynamics here. Yeah.

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Our next story, number four, if you could handle it.

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Is Gal Gadot receives a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and she brought her whole family, her four daughters.

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Yeah, she has four daughters and her last pregnancy made a lot of news. And in that news cycle, I learned she has four daughters and I processed it then because it's really amazing. She received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Tuesday and her daughter's ages ranging from... 13 months to 13, um, came alongside her husband and she gave a very sweet speech.

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She said, whenever my success grew, I always got pregnant. I needed to ground myself. That's what I tell my agents. It's either I'm making movies or making babies. She said no more babies, but her husband always reminded her to dream and to be free to do whatever it is that I want to do.

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It's true. Like where was everyone else? Like where was Jon Hamm? Because for me, like her biggest movie was Keeping Up with the Joneses.

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Oh, my God. And they were the spy couple in Keeping Up with the Joneses, Isla Fisher, Zach Galifianakis.

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Maybe, I don't know if Patti would make it.

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And the girl, is that Madison Pettis?

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Like, I'm seriously, like, I'm feeling faint.

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No, she was in that other one, the football one with Vin Diesel.

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And I'm getting a star, like, today for what I do now, and I have, like, my existing network.

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Lauren Elizabeth. Oh, I love. My friend Mary Orton. Of course. Um... Of course, my family will be there. Of course, of course. That goes without saying. You said friends.

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Yeah, like my fellow influencer friends. Yeah, of course. Maybe Raven. Oh, I like that.

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Yeah. I like that. She maybe would say something nice about me.

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I like that. Oh, my friends Eric and Melissa.

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And the only famous, right? I guess like Dayton is kind of famous.

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And then all my other friends who are less famous.

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Yeah, of course. Oh, that's Gwyneth to come. It depends what she's doing. And it's in California. Maybe she would come.

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After we were talking about that yesterday, I was parked next to a car that's license plate was gooch.

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So it's just Kyle Juszczyk cheering you on.

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You don't think he's in the background working or practicing?

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To perform? Are you going to put him to work?

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Okay, you're nearest and dearest. Yeah.

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I meant to take a picture, but there was a lot going on in the car and I had to leave.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? It's actually a really crazy, like, sad story.

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Oh, I thought you, like, weren't ready because of how sad it is.

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It's State Farm, Gary Levox, Luke Combs, Gwyneth Paltrow, Raven Gates, and Mary Orton.

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That's their license plate. That might be like their nickname. Hey, gooch.

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Thank you slash turd. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story was very sad and shocking news, but Jamie King has lost custody of her sons to her ex-husband after failing to complete a six-month rehab program.

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Yeah, one of these children is Taylor Swift's godson, which of course they put in the headline, which is like irrelevant, but okay.

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So obnoxious. Um... There's a lot of details about this story. So Jamie King lost custody of her two sons to her ex-husband, Kyle Newman, after failing to complete a six-month rehab program. A judge declared that he will have sole physical custody of James 11 and Leo 9, who will primarily live with their dad. per court documents obtained by People.

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The former couple will share legal custody of the kids, but the filmmaker was granted tie-breaking authority, which means he has final say in the decisions if they are deadlocked in anything. So she was granted visitation rights with her sons.

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However, she must be supervised around the boys after failing to complete a six-month drug and alcohol program with weekly testing and aftercare, a 26-week parenting program, individual counseling to address case issues, and conjoint counseling with minors, according to the magazine.

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She can only see her children three times a week in specific hour blocks with approved supervisors who are family members of hers and her husband's. Right. The judge comes months after he asked a judge for sole custody of the kids, claiming in a petition that Jamie had been strung out and drunk while they were in prison.

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her care there are some details of that incident where like the son called him up and asked to be picked up she was like drunk and like doing drugs in front of really like I honestly don't even want to like share it because it's very personal and disturbing what's also interesting they got married in 2007 she filed for divorce in 2020 and at the time she also filed for and was granted a restraining order against him

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hmm so um and then shortly after he claimed that she's a chronic drug addict and alcoholic um that she abused opioids for years before her children were born and throughout her pregnancies resulting in one of her sons being addicted to opiates being born addicted like just really really disturbing oh my god they tried to put her in rehab in 2020 him and her friends she checked herself out

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No idea. Since then they've been in their father's care.

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Yeah, but she's been famous for a really long time.

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I think she was a child actress, right?

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Interesting. Yeah, 2001. But she never became, like, huge. No, but she's always a working actress, always in stuff. She's in White Chicks.

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She was in my favorite movie that is stacked, Barely Lethal, with Hailee Steinfeld, Dove Cameron, Sophie Turner. That was obviously a dark time. And now Jamie King.

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No, I'm sick. And usually when I see like a woman who's lost custody of her children like that is like devastating.

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You think so? Hey, I'm doing good. I know when I wear this color pants, like, I have to be really careful. You do, with your hair.

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Yeah. But then to like read the details about this and then she's like just so unwell is so upsetting. And I hope that she gets the help that she needs and that she could be back with her children like in a. I know.

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I don't know, just very upsetting.

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I don't think when they're with her, they do that. But she has some friends who party, like Cara Delevingne.

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But who's newly sober? Sophie Turner has a good time. Gets down.

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Oh yeah, and like a lot of red wine.

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Yeah, okay. I'm talking about like Hollywood party.

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And what you're because your friends going through a hard time. You stop being friends like.

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Let's pick back up. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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Since we do have this really big focus group of women, it's actually really great to pull them. Has anyone like done all of this, the physical therapy, the perineum, and still ripped?

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Like, what the fuck are we talking about? You guys are not together. Also, I recently watched some of the footage from the music video. And I realized that we've been citing the music video. Like, you did a music video. It's a concert. You got tattoos. The music video. We need to go back.

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I just saw a photo where it looked like they kissed. And it was like, oh, she kissed Morgan in the music video. Like, that's kind of titillating. It's way more than that. Like, it's ongoing.

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sexy liciousness yeah and it's shocking to watch and so that coloring everything else like I'm sorry like that's the first move if Mauricio wants to go and have a girlfriend or several that's fine your wife publicly of course it is a piece of art that like was meant for public consumption even if she didn't by the way you are separated like you can see other people But it's less sad.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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It would be really sad if they got separated and like he's out there dating and she's home. It would be sad. It wouldn't be wrong. Pining for him. Yes, yes, yes. But that's not what's been happening.

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No, thank you. Yeah. No, like we can't talk about Moe without talking about that because like that part is critical to understanding how you might feel about Moe.

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No. And like Sutton, that was like one of the worst. instances for Sutton of like just everyone speaking their truth.

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it's very badly yeah because it's very possible like a rip like rippers yeah rip it's a big I don't give a rip it's a watermelon like coming out of a pea-sized hole yeah but like has anyone done everything right and still bad like it does this actually help or is it placebo and of course yeah it doesn't not help but doesn't know I think it helps I think it helps let me know please

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Nobody said that. We don't know how you are with your other friends.

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Yeah, and she wants to be like the big bad bitch on the block. Like, let's mention it all. Accountability. This is going on in the press. Let's talk about it. And it's always good to have that person. If you want to be that person, you've got to be tougher. You can't be that way and then run crying scared anytime someone questions you. Yeah.

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But she is that person. She can't help it.

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Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Like if Lisa Rinna was like constantly going in on people and if someone went in on her, she'd fight back twice as hard. She wouldn't run away crying.

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Yeah, but like seriously. She was a worthy adversary. Sutton is not. No, Sutton plays the victim every single time that she's challenged. And then she's like, you can't tell me how I should or shouldn't feel. It's like, okay, so here we are. We're not allowed to say that you're being a victim even though you're being a victim.

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And you talk all this shit in your confessionals, all this shit with Garza. You're so tough. You don't want to cross me. Like I called you brokey. And then like you're sitting on the boat crying, running away, like having a meltdown.

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It's. Like when she's alone. But when she apologized to Dorit, which in the moment like seems like an apology, I can't help but remember the confessional where right after she called Dorit poor, she said in her confessional, I don't regret it. I would say it again. And I'm just trying to understand if those confessionals are meant to...

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reflect that moment in time right or if it's about a few months later and we know that they're saying that a few months later like I do need clarity on like is she going back to how she felt in that moment like what was the prompt from the producer because I think that that's important I think it's supposed to be a reflection of how you feel in that moment I really do I can't get past it

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It's as if she said at a reunion, that's the same timeline. Like if she said like, she's literally saying it four months later, I don't regret it. I would say it again. I meant it. And then you're also two weeks later saying an apology.

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Yeah, I felt like Bose was being a good friend in that moment. I know people saw it as, like, her finally challenging Dorit. But, like, if I were sitting beside my friend and I want them to move past something and maybe I felt like they missed something in the conversation, like, I would be like, hey, like, you got what you want. There's your apology. She wasn't calling her out.

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No, like, I saw it on Watch Family Live. Garcelle was like, I was so proud of Bose for finally, you know, like, pushing back or Dorit or whatever. Garcelle's so annoying. And, like, that's not what that was. I would do that. for someone I'm on the same side as it's like, look, like don't lose sight of like what you want. Yeah.

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Like move the thing along. You're wrong. But like, wait, hold on. It's just a friendly thing to do. Um, I didn't felt like she was like joining the other side or anything.

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And they should have waited to have conversations until they were anchored because them cruising with the wind. With the wind. It was very chaotic and a little worrisome.

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Yeah, it was very chaotic. And now they're all stuck on this boat together that's not that big. Yeah, it was small. While Sutton's about to have a meltdown.

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She, like, went into the abyss. I think she also used the C word because— They they showed like the asterisk word, but it didn't start with a B. But for bitches, it started with a B. Like she's the definition of like condition, but can't take it.

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No. And also I said, no, I said this last week, but the dynamics between Sutton, Garcelle and Kyle about like who's going to defend like them, like fighting over Sutton and Sutton should be like excited about that. But also fighting. I know she doesn't realize she doesn't realize it's so middle school.

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I would. But at a certain point, like you're much green too much.

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Yeah. I feel like there's just too much going on for her to really get like involved in a meaningful way. Though Bose has, but they're different people.

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But she wasn't even brought in to be, like her friendship with Dorit is new. It's just how this is how things have shaken out.

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No, she's a real character, personality cat.

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She has positive energy, and she's down for a good time. That's great, thank you. Everyone needs friends like that.

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It's getting to a point of much green, which, you know, I'm anti much girl.

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To like fuss with something, like always.

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Yeah, like say I like did my hair and I just like kept fixing it and muchkering with it instead of just like leaving it.

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Yeah, let's not muchker more than needs muchkering. More than that's already been muchkered. And like you go to the doctor, they muchker. They muchker at the doctor. They are testing the limits of muchkering.

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porcelain skinned redheaded women need to be extremely cautious of the color camo i actually spoke about this in my patreon shopping vlog because i was showing off these pants and i got them also in a darker color and i was wearing a black top and i was like i can't wear a black top with this because i look like impossible but i felt i felt like i was marked safe because i was wearing a green and white polo kim yeah but it's more green like it's more kim possible

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So that's all it is. I'm Anti-Mutchker. I support you, though, and your homeopathic remedies.

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He's talking about it on his podcast. Yeah.

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Yeah. But, you know, don't want to. I don't overhype it. We don't want to dangle it in front of you.

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And that's really nice of you to hype it up for them.

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They should start a foundation called The Good Guys. They should. It just feels like a natural extension of their brand.

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Yeah. And then you bring him back up.

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No, like it literally couldn't. Literally couldn't.

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You are Sojourner's truth. You are. I am.

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I think it's time for a little history.

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And what is her truth? I think it's just her last name. Okay, no. Sojourner Truth. Oh, you're right. It's her last name. Yeah. She was an American abolitionist, an activist for African American civil rights, women's rights, and alcohol temperance. She died in 1883. That definitely feels more contemporary than I had thought.

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No, she was born into slavery but escaped with her infant daughter to freedom in 1826. Honestly, queenie behavior, and you should be proud to be so generous.

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Um... yes but i also feel like we're bringing her back in like yeah she might be forgotten relevance but like we have a huge platform and i think people should know the name and not only know the name sojourner because we knew the name i didn't know the story but know what she's about no more that's so true around sojourner queen okay truth was her last name Oh, that part I knew.

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I thought maybe she wrote a book called... It's because I make it possessive.

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Because we keep saying Sojourner's Truth when her name is... Yeah, we added a possessive apostrophe. Her name is Sojourner.

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Yeah. And what is she famous for? She's famous for her powerful advocacy for both abolition and women's rights. She delivered a famous speech called Ain't I a Woman at the Women's Rights Convention in 1851. Okay. Sounds like Queenie of the Week. And then there's like rumors about her that she had 13 children, but she's known to have had five. And what if she did? And what if she did?

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Even more so Queenie, but then she... Turns out she has five. So that's just like.

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Yeah. So that's your little Herstory lesson for the day.

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I did too. And you know, if nothing else major happens, like nominee for Queenie of the Week.

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I actually have my queenie of the week brewing. And, you know, if nothing else happens, she shall win.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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Yeah. And I watched Watch What Happens Live. Leslie Bibb was on from White Lotus with Garcelle. Did you watch?

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We're actually getting along because they were both on the WB together. They knew each other from back in the day of being actresses. Yeah. But then they were like beefing about the drama. Like, Because I think Leslie Bibb is on our, yeah. Very anti-Sutton. And then Garcelle is Garcelle. So it was like so funny to watch him argue about the drama. And he was like not happy last night.

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He was like really in a very tense and like just kept talking over them. Like when they were like kind of chatting on, like he just like kept putting his foot down. Early on in the episode, Leslie Bibb cursed. And I do feel like that's a huge trigger for him because he gets mad that they have to like bleep it.

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Did he get fined or something? Like, why does he get so mad? And she said it. It was, like, in a way, she was answering questions. She was, like, being dramatic. So it was, like, a big reaction. So it was, like, funny. And he just, like, his whole mood changed, coaches.

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The thing is, Kim Possible is kind of gargy-pargy. I just...

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Yeah, he was, like, not vibing with them. And just when they were, like, having, like, a girly moment, he would just be, like, on to the next reading the teleprompter, like. Really? Angry Spice. Yeah. That was how it came off.

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Yeah, and he had said he started watching White Lotus the night before he had just started watching the season. So, like, maybe he was just not, like, fully in, like, obsessed yet. It was just like, oh, this random actress. But I don't think so.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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No, she's not. And her husband, and he was asking about the husband's monologue. Oh, Leslie Bibb said something that, like, I'm genuinely asking a question. Like, I'm not being facetious. Because she was talking about her husband's monologue. That's gone viral. The ladyboy and, like, the...

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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sobriety and celibacy and she said that how the monologue was so brilliant and she said it really like captures what this season is about someone please explain

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It's like, yeah, I thought it was like just an amazing story. This man, like a funny thing. And how is that what this season is about?

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And also like doing good, like a beacon of morality.

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The Truth About Sojourner: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025

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I'm asking, I'm saying, I don't, I'm raising my hand teacher. Like, I don't understand. Can you explain it again, please? Maybe somebody can sound off in the comments. That's what I'm really asking. Like I'm genuinely not facetiously, please. How is that what the season is about?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And I also did see a clip of a woman. It's definitely a spoiler for later in the season, but it's what's happening. And I'll talk about what I saw.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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No one has said anything, though. I know.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Or if they keep it slash toast, because like, of course, that's a show. But then they also make turt like the same one. So when I say it, either one would work. Two codes for the price of one. Just something to think about, brand managers.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

1149.5

Yeah, turt. Our first story, some legal news. A$AP Rocky jumps into tearful Rihanna's arms after being found not guilty in his shooting trial.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Are there some states where you're not allowed to even like film with your phone? Yeah, of course. Like no media allowed. And that's why we get court cartoons.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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So he was overwhelmed with excitement after receiving his not guilty verdict in his shooting trial on Tuesday as he was seen jumping into longtime girlfriend Rihanna's arms upon hearing the news. Yeah, he literally like jumped over the banister. He was going to cry.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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crazy video to give riri a hug i mean it's very exciting news like it's huge to be a free man versus he was looking at 24 years in prison no and it was like pretty serious charges right two shootings right and he was found not guilty on both counts there was a lot to celebrate his lawyers looked really pleased with themselves um the first person he hugged was actually his lawyer but i think she was just kind of in the way i saw a woman that he hugged i thought it was like a mother

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, so now this goes back to the question, like the NFL players who hug their girlfriends and their wives. I think the order of how it went was appropriate. They're not married, but they might as well be. They're long-term partners. They have two kids together.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

1279.484

I didn't have an opportunity to doubt him or believe him because I don't know a single detail about the case. Yeah, I feel like this is like a big celebrity case. We're like, we're all talking about it. Who got shot? But by the way, we're literally not talking about it. No, we're talking about like the verdict and we're talking about the fact that Rihanna has been coming in and out.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

1294.25

We talked about the Girardi of it all and then the verdict. And seriously, in the time in between, on a grand scale, like this was not headline news.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah. To be honest, I see these photos now, but like this was not headline news. Not as big as it should have been. Yeah.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yes, but like the Rihanna of it all. Makes it huge. Makes it huge, yet it wasn't. Yet it wasn't.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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which I think was also probably good for the case because then it's like sometimes when it gets so big the judge feels like he has to make an example again the you know and people start so I think operating under the radar is good yeah the way you just said good you sounded like Tamara I don't think he's good for you what did I say you said I think it's good like you just said good weird oh okay so can I don't think he's good for you can I breathe or no

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, but there's no other way around it. Like it was really bad. Apparently it's like six episodes of pods of nonsense about these people who really think that both liking Taco Bell like means that you should spend your life with someone.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Nah. Nah. So happy for the Rocky family.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah. Our next story is some more legal news. Big day for the courts. Big day for the Claudias.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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So Blake Lively has filed an amended complaint against Justin Baldoni, saying it wasn't just me who felt uncomfortable. Blake Lively says Justin Baldoni not only sexually harassed her, but he also made two other women feel uncomfortable on the set of It Ends With Us, and both are willing to testify against him at trial, according to a new court filing.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Last night, Blake filed an amended complaint to her original lawsuit against Justin, which lays out new allegations that paint him in a negative light. In the 141-page document, she says she was not alone in complaining about Baldoni and raising concerns about his behavior during their work together on the movie produced by Sony and Wayfarer starting in 2023.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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She says he, quote, acknowledged the complaints in writing at the time, which runs contrary to his current narrative that he has, quote, invented. Blake says Justin knew that women other than Miss Lively were also uncomfortable and had complained about his behavior.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yes, there aren't many other women in the movie. It could have been extras, but when it comes to leading female actresses who were working with Justin on an everyday basis, there really aren't that many.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Who else could it be? In a leading role. And I'm just going back to the book. Did it say leading? No, it didn't. But in a way that more than an extra. Like Lily's mom? Not the waitress at a restaurant, even though that was Atlas.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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That's literally the only woman in the book. Yeah, yeah. Other than these three.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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It doesn't matter what people believe. I mean, yes, it does, but her case.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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If people don't believe that she was sexually harassed, not if, people don't believe that, period. If there are two other women on set who come forward and say that they experienced sex,

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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um sexual harassment as well that is a major difference checking her column and corroborating her story that just is so if that happened that changes things yeah and if they well if people refuse if people refuse to believe or believe it then that's on them but like that changes the story because then it's not just like blake's perception or her experience and

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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It's a pattern, and there's literally only three young women on the set.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Frog got your throat? Classic Jax. Take a sip of your coffee.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Take a sip of something, perhaps? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perchance I think someone's bringing you a water also because I know you don't like the coffee today. I'm okay. Thank you so much. I'm at so much drama. So much drama.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

162.742

my dad also makes really good steak yeah it was so i love christmas so vanilla and every time they agreed on something that was like so basic being like i love oxygen the things that they agree on do not make a relationship and they're not having deep enough conversations or i hope they're having deep conversations and we're not seeing them but they're literally showing us every time someone farts oh my god i don't remember this much conversation

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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This is definitely a big check for team Blake that she is responding, that it seems like there's more where this comes from.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Not necessarily. I feel like I could see different ways that that could happen. Assuming she's a liar, which I'm not saying that she is, but let's say this person's a liar. They might have had a meeting. Justin just wants to get this movie done. So he just agrees to stuff. Agree, whatever. Just do your job. There's a million things that could have happened.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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To me, that's not... Like a confirmation. No, not anymore. No. Okay.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I think that we're back in the game. You think so? We've got a match now, yeah.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I don't read, like I read rhetoric online and I don't know if I'm in my own echo chamber or I only follow people who are like of sound mind. I don't get a bunch of like idiots and their opinions because I don't give a shit. Your algorithm knows better. My algorithm knows better. So I'm not like following in the ping pong match of public opinion.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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But as someone in my own, I was very much, not very much, I'm not very much anything on this. I was moving over here, now I'm moving. And now I think we've got ourselves a match when it was looking very uneven.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Like for me, I'm like, okay, Blake's back in the game.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Not that it's a game. This is very serious allegations. It's a metaphor.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yes, but that's where principles come in. Scruples. And it's nice when people are scrupled and they're like, I can't see this go down this way. What's unfortunate is like, it's Hollywood and there aren't any scruple. There's not a scruple to be found. And it's like, oh, I don't care if Blake goes down. I'm not going down with her. I got, you know. My career to think about.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, I've got movies to shoot. So I think that sometimes it's like when you see something wrong happening, you can't help but speak up and it doesn't.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah. As opposed to just bearing it down, maybe a studio will be like, if you don't, we got you here.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yes, but I also sometimes find sometimes you have to speak up. It'll kill you. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I feel like sometimes that happens to people. You're only as sick as your secrets.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah. No, and I mean, I feel that way sometimes where it's like, I don't care what this means. Like, I'm going to say it because it's so wrong not to. Right. You feel compelled by just, like, your ethics. Your conscience. Yeah. And I think that. Conscience is a powerful thing. It is when you have one.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I think a couple things. I think it's hard to get into the later episodes of the show when we don't know why they had such established connections in the first place. So I feel like Netflix is like, we want you guys to see how these people connected.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Some people try out all the pizza. Some people try out all the bagels, coffee. We are trying out all the podcast studios. And I feel like Goldie Rocks because this one- Goldie Rocks.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, I guess things are changing in that sense, but I do think, you know, this blanket believe women, like women could lie. So that doesn't really work and probably never did. And they could also be telling the truth, but just like, you got to back it up a little bit, you know? Our next story, Mindy Kaling got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She brought BJ Novak with her.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Well, they call him the godfather. The BD Novak. Yeah. He's her children's godfather.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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No, you would make him the godfather. Like, you want him to have a role in your kids' lives. He's obviously not taking on the role of father because he doesn't want to, like, you know, or else you'd be a family. Like, not everyone who gives their sperm, like, wants to be a full-time dad, but, like, wants to help out a friend in need and procreate. Yeah, I just think, like, a lot of women.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

1961.128

I think godfather is exactly what you'd call him.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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No, not even cover it up, but, like, give that person a role in your children's life.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

1972.717

I don't know. Those titles are transient, uncle. Like if he's the godfather, he's always the godfather.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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That way, when they are engaged or whatever, like there's just more because I felt like in some of the other seasons, I'm like, we never saw them talk.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I don't know enough to say, but I think he would be a great choice. Like... for her, for a trusted friend would be preferred to anonymous, right?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, no, it affects them all the time. You don't see all these stories. Man had 80 kids. They all got together for a reunion. They're all best friends.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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It's also a movie with Vince Vaughn. Yes, it is. That's like people's favorite trope is like the sperm donor in college who has 100 kids. Right. I feel like we do talk about it enough.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Deer toasters. Also, I want to say there's been like a lot of conspiracies. I've seen a lot of chatter that like deer toasters is an industry plant. No, it's like fabricated. Either we make them up or other people make them up. I need to say we've never made up a deer toasters in our lives. Now, if people are writing in. With fake stories, we could smell out.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Like there are some that are so stupid we don't choose them. I've never, ever thought that. Everything that we read, I'm like, that's a tough situation.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Never. If we weren't getting submissions, we would just not do it. We'd say there's no demand, like problem solved.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I didn't think of it as a potential... He was talking about his wife. He was talking about like... Sex with his wife. Yeah, so maybe it was a sex therapist that he wrote mom because he didn't want her to know. But I don't think it was... That's not how you talk to your mistress. I'm just saying. It was a good theory. It's not. It's devoid of facts. He was talking about his wife.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, but like people are freaks. Like... I think if anything, it was like a little mother's helper.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Or like maybe a hooker that is helping you get more intimate with your wife. Like it's all in service to the wife. It's not just an affair. It's not as cut and dry. It's kind of like pretty woman.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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That's really beautiful. Okay. Well, we'll just have to wait.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

2224.213

Also just check the phone number of the contact mom. Like it's very simple stuff. Give it a ring.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, no, I think you have to be extremely established to the point where it's like, how did they not have one already? Right, unignorable. Yeah, and so I think that's good. There's no one that's just like a flash in the pan, even the 10-year flash.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

2292.876

I feel like they're typically in March and it's still February. That feels right. Yeah. You can't stop caring. You watched all those bad movies.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

2321.363

You're going to be shocked. Labiaplasty? Very close.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

2327.606

Oh, so it's just the Spanish version of labiaplasty. Sorry, excuse me.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

2336.191

Stream it. Oh, you're going to play it. Can I not? You're going to wind up paying Netflix. Oh, you think we'll get it? After they should be paying you. Okay, so I'll forget it.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Let's get to our next story. You're just feeling bold because you have a computer. I feel different. You know, I'm wearing my sunglasses. You're like Jamie on Joe Rogan, just like looking things up.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

235.213

I love Mexico. They're going to Honduras. I love Honduras.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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You have a layer of protection. Can't see the haters.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Sure. And they'd like to see those beautiful eyes.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Even though we never look at the monitor?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Okay, I'll move on to the next story. So just like leave them on. I'll make the decision. That way, if you regret it, you can blame me. What's the number, Story? Four. Parge. Nike teams up with Kim Kardashian shapewear brand Skims as it looks to reach more women. So Nike and Skims have signed like a serious partnership, a long-term partnership to launch a new brand called Nike Skims.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And when they meet their fellow castmates and they're looking them up and down and talking.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I feel like they really could have workshopped the name. I agree. It's one word, capital N, lowercase I-K-E, capital Skims. Nike Skims. It should be called like Psyche. Or. Nims. Yeah. I don't know. It's not a good name. I don't know. They love a name like this, though. This is so Nike Skims. There's too many Ks. There's two Ks. It's like, it's a bumpy word, Nike Skims. It's weird.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Especially if you were to lowercase everything. It's like. Nick Heskims. Nick Heskims. If we were to pronounce things the way they should be pronounced. Nick Heskims. That's why they had to do all this capitalization. Otherwise, it's Nick Heskims.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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It's not really an X at this point because it's its own company. Yeah, they're not. It's not a short term collaboration. It's a new brand. The new brand will include a collection of apparel, footwear and accessories that will debut this spring with a global rollout planned for 2026. Now, I think this is really great for Kim's wallet. For Kim's self. And also for the customers.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Like, they just did a collab with North Face. I know Marco Washer got some things. But, like, it sells out in two seconds. Like, Nike is great for distribution. They have a million stores. They have a lot of product. Like, whatever they make, people will be able to get it. And I think it will be, like, top quality fabric. I think this is really just makes a lot of sense.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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It's so great for Nike because Skims is so cool. And it's so great for Skims because Nike is so legit.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

2558.706

What kind of business you in? Like socks? Apparel, footwear. Oh, sneakers. Nike makes sneakers. Oh, okay. Okay. And like, maybe they'll have like a cool, like they're comparing this to like Jordan. Yeah. Like she is the Michael Jordan of women.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I mean, it could be men's too, but like, I think when you think of it for women, like Michael Jordan is to Nike is to men, what Kim Kardashian will be to Nike to women.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah. That wasn't it. We will get into it. And then other than that, it's just another great morning commuting with my girl, going to work. Something really funny happened this morning.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Oh, I mean like it should be Kim because to me, like the Caitlin Clark, like that's, she has her own shoe. This isn't that. To me, this is like competes with Aloe and women's athleisure. That's what it feels like to me.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

2611.9

Yeah, because Caitlin Clark has her own shoe. This isn't for like, I mean, maybe they'll have women's athletes a part of it, but this feels different.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

2645.49

Whereas like, Aloe, Lululemon. It's not a bad name because it's like straight facts.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

2650.492

It's Nike and Skims, like whatever. But it doesn't roll off the tongue.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Makes me sad. But maybe, who knows, maybe in meetings they'll start to call it a nickname, then it'll rebrand.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

2692.176

Yeah, but I feel like if it rhymes, then it's part of the pargy world. Everything that rhymes with pargy is pargy. Gargy, pargy, pargy, pargy. So it inherently needs to not rhyme. It's yucky. I think in toast to lingo.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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It's so true. That would really enhance my vibe. Are you vaping again? No. Oh my gosh. Yucky.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

301.526

I was on the wrong side of the street. So like, even if I didn't hesitate, he still would have gotten the spot and I'm happy for him.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Our fifth and final story, a little flirtatious news, who knows what it means, but Glen Powell and Lily James.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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You did? I don't know if she was right for the role.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Glenn Powell and Lily James, though, break into a fit of giggles as they leave a BAFTAs party together. So Glenn Powell and Lily James were photographed in a car in the back of an SUV together, leaving the BAFTAs. They walked out at the same time, but separately. So we don't have photos of them walking together, but she's wearing his jacket.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I love to see a Model Y thriving in this world.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I don't think that it is. I think that they were at the same party. They like got along and they're going to the next place together. Where it goes from there, I don't know. Oh, I didn't consider that there would be another party after this party.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Or like nightcap, we're going to someone's place. That's very sexy nightcap. In the moment, they're like... This is good for both of us. Let's get in the same car. Why should we not? Even if this goes nowhere and they just either hooked up or whatever, this is good. This is good. Well, okay.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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So then I drive a little bit more down the street and there's a beautiful spot, pargy spot, just across the way from Cogers.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I actually, the more I think about this, like, I think it's nothing. I think Glenn Powell likes to be seen with like, you know, talking to Gracie Abrams, talking to Sidney Sweeney. Like, I love him as an actor, but I just feel like he kind of loves these moments and they mean nothing to him. And I don't know what he's actually up to. Wow. So you hate Glenn Powell?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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No, because what he actually might be up to might be something amazing.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

3186.284

Yeah. Or not. Or like he's using these young women for clout. Glenn would never. Clout chaser. No, Jackie, let me tell you something. Claudia, you know I love him. I know.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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No, no. I'm just like... Until he's like really with someone, I'm seeing a lot of this. Party, having fun. I like being spotted with you. It's like a good moment on Dumois.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And he needs like a personal life that we can all get invested in because I don't know what Glenn does. That's what I'm saying.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Like where does Glenn even live? What does Glenn even do?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I think he's stressed out. And it's important that we not read into this too much. I think he's cultivated this perfect image. Life, yeah. No, image. He's so perfect. I love him. He is so perfect. And it must be so hard to live up to that. What if Glenn Powell is imperfect? And does Glenn have a bad day? I'm sure Glenn has bad days, and he's not allowed.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And I'm sure he's one of these actors where his team is like, Glenn, get up!

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I don't know. I could see him really getting sucked into a toxic whirlpool.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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It's a little, yeah. Especially because- Not to say that they don't get along and that they're not going to have a fun night together, but they want us to know that.

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Yeah, and it's February. So it's cold.

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But it's a crop top, so her belly might have been cold.

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belly's not the right word she kind of reminds me and looks like i'm sure we've said this before who is her celebrity doppelganger she has one grace van patten yeah yeah they look like a lot alike like i could see them playing like sisters in a film in a twisted film where one goes missing and the other is pretending to be her correct they should make that movie they did make that movie a simple favor yeah we just watched it just watched it

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Wait, I was about the Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society. It's based on a book and I was going to read it. It's on my want to read. It's a historical fiction book.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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It's quirky. And no, I think it was like a very popular book. Oh, this looks so good. It's a historical fiction book. I think it's like World War II and you know how the Potato Peel Society was affected by like probably rations and like lack of potatoes.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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How does that affect a society? It's giving kitchen front. If you're a redhead, that means something to you.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I just wanna say though, the seasons being amazing happens after the pods. One of my favorite seasons is Jimmy and Chelsea and Jessica. And it didn't get amazing until all that stuff happened back in North Carolina at the lake and the honeymoon.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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But they're always not the most interesting. Now, it's unfortunate they have so many pod episodes. It is what it is. But whether this season will be good or not, we can't say. I will say, though, that the trailer for this season, like, someone saw me on Instagram and he knew what I looked like. And that's the clip that I'm seeing. Do you want me to tell you who it is? Does it even matter?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Because this already happened. Don't tell me. Okay, one of the girls.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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but I'm not gonna tell you who. One of the girls is talking to camera. They obviously got together and she's in one of the apartments. And she was like, when I saw him, like I knew that he actually followed me on Instagram like a few months ago or whatever. I remember seeing his profile, I remember seeing a photo of him in front of a Christmas tree or something.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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So like she remembered what he looked like. And she was like, and all this stuff is in my Instagram bio about things that I like. And I think that he knew who I was and what I looked like and maybe tailored to all of his answers. However, Nothing that's in your Instagram bio should be enough for someone to convince you that you're in love with them. Right, like how long is your bio?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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No, but it's like when you're going to get married to someone based on conversations, like it should be about more than like, I like pizza too. Right. You know, so he shouldn't have even been able to really get you by just that. So I feel like she'll probably break up with him because she's obviously like, she said, my God, I have to trust my God. But I'm sorry, like if you fell for that... Ooh.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I just want to say the first reveal is always the strongest. Yes.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And I think that's coming through. They are. They had like actually good conversations about things that a couple should talk about. And they are physically matched.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, if someone said those things to me, I'd say, have a good day, sir. Like, and I'd walk out of there. Not a match. And my question is like, so he's kind of like down. He's like, yeah, yeah, and from how totally. And are two people who are both and aren't people, like should they be together or no?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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There was a person in my car. Let me tell you what happened. So I found a cute parking spot. Perfect for me. Right in front of the office. And I've never parallel parked by myself before. So I had no clue what I was doing. And I was like, beep, boop, beep, boop, like inching. Beep, beep, boop. Beep, beep, boop. like really struggling to get into this parking spot.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Like I feel like opposites attract and it's nice to have common interests, but at what point are you just dating yourself and you're not supposed to do that?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah. But Leo was like super transparent and almost like funny. No. Remember that guy that, who was it that got with him? No. AD was talking to this guy. No, not the one she ended up with. Matthew. Yeah, of course.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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He's a Matthew where it's like, he thinks he's too good to be on the show, but he's going through the experiment, but it will not work out for him because ultimately he thinks it's stupid.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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There was a woman on the curb with her two kids. And at a certain point she sees me struggling and she's trying to give me like, she's like, pull up here. Okay. And then she went behind my car. She's like, drive back here. And I really wasn't making any headway. And then she comes around to the door. She's like, get out of the car. And she got in my car and she parked it.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, that's like crazy, but also good because they don't know each other. Yeah, it's annoying. I guess that's like what happens if you go to like a smaller town to do this, like people know each other. No. And so we need to talk about. But I also like the small town elements because there's a lot of common ground and sometimes people want to stay where they are and meet someone where they are.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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So like we not everything has to be like Chicago or L.A.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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At the time, it wasn't the best season. But now that we've had so much worse, we look back fondly.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And they weirdly have, like, a couple couples come out.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I think it's more the editing. And especially, so okay, they trend vanilla. And you gave us six episodes of pods. Whereas other cities are a little more interesting. And there was only two. So I didn't hear about your dad's steak. Like I didn't hear about all these really, I like Taco Bell. Your dad's steak. Yeah. Taco B. I didn't hear about every fucking tattoo that everyone has.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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They're operating at a disadvantage because they're not the most interesting and they're filling the most airtime. So it's a combination. And I don't think you can blame the Midwest. No, I think the Midwest has a wonderful elk. That's fair.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And of course I'm like, wait, is this woman going to steal my car?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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But I will be curious to see if it yields good relationships. They're all so normal. They can all kind of work with each other. Are we going to have a lot of marriages? That'll be interesting. As far as continuing to watch, like, of course, last night was like really hard. But I do think like the best is yet to come. And like you put in the hard work. for the payoff.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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There might be some fast forwarding that has to happen. And also we'll see how people are talking about it. Like some seasons it's like, I mean that Chelsea season, the Megan Fox, like it was everywhere before I started watching. So if it's really gaining steam, we can continue to watch and we'll see what happens.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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She left her kids. So I think it was fair collateral. I'm watching the kids. You have my car. She's parking the car. She parked my car. And they moved on with my day. It was a little scary when she was in there. And then she pulled up. When we were coming in from the back, I'm like, she's driving away. Literally. But no, she did the damn thing. No, it was mothers helping mothers.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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The funniest was Monica showing Joey how her dad dances and like she's describing and he's doing something completely different because he can't see her. And that made me chuckle. Also Madison like twerking with the golf club. I haven't gotten there, unfortunately. Was she doing it with Ben Platt?

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Should two artists be together? I feel like no. Well, who's going to pay the bills? Dude, but like you really have to think like opposites attract.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I just want to say, like, I do feel like some people might have pod sex. Like, you know, and they should talk about sex. They're definitely having pod sex. And two sexual beings. But because there's not usually six pod episodes, we don't see it. And I do think people should be able to have pod sex.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And then not film it. And I feel like that this probably happens a lot and it's unfortunate that we're seeing it because it's kind of had to be there.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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It's about dollars and cents. Like it's about time spent streaming. And I'm just letting you know, Netflix, like it's bad business because I'm not going to watch a show. However, we have to make it to honeymoons because that's when you can decide. Like we watched DC till honeymoons and it was still bad, but that is the best time. And maybe we'll get there slowly.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And I just want to say like, I don't mind not understanding the people and not knowing like why they connected. I'm just going to trust you. Okay. I don't trust the process. Now give me the juice. Go to Guatemala.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Get your ass to Honduras. Get on island time. Show me the reveals. Start sleeping in the same bed. Oh, so they've made the reveals a little too long. Like where they now sit and chat. They put a bench.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Women supporting women. I love to see it. Yeah. And I told her it's my first time parallel parking. Like, duh. And her kid was like, when she was done, she was like, good job trying to drive. She said that to you, the kid? That's what the kid said to me. Good job trying to drive.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Then it goes on longer. Like, no, I want you guys to see each other. Initial thoughts, first impression. We'll see you on Honeymoons. Agreed. It's too much. We need to check in with them back in Honduras. It's just too much and it's too weird. Like, I clocked. You know, I saw what they saw. I've seen what I needed to see. Move it along.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I'm actually starting to get worried how I'm going to get my car out of the spot now.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Okay, thank you. It was kind of crazy that you didn't come and help me. Oh, you couldn't help me.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I was on like minute seven before she got in the car.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I actually think getting out is easier. I'll back up onto the curb and then just drive straight.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Well, tell her I had a commute. I did a good job all this way.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah. So I'm going to learn how to parallel park. My car does have like a parking assistance feature. I've never used it. Maybe that's tomorrow. My car does have it as well. My car at home.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Classic feature not available. Also, these new cars have 360 degree wheels like the Hummer that you rented. And like so the wheels can just like turn towards the curb and you can scoot in.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, they just did it with luggage. And look, we're all like rolling through the airport.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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I think I saw a video of like a bunch of Mercedeses doing donuts in Vegas with their 360 degree wheels. I think the Hummer does it. I think maybe the Cybertruck does it. Maybe I should call Jerry and say, Gerald. What if you just call Jerry up? Every time like something happens in my life, I'm like, Jerry, I think we need a Cybertruck. And they don't pay Jerry enough for that. No, they don't.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Jerry is also my therapist. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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But I also feel like with Jerry, Jerry is who meets the eye. There's not a subplot. There's not all these things that you need to know about Jerry. We thought he's a good guy. I think he is a good guy. There's not all this stuff that we don't know. I hate to be so obnoxious.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Look at me, thriving. And now it's too late. They need to rip. You couldn't even go on his show.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Maybe Jerry O'Connell, and they call it Jerry. Wait. That's a brilliant idea.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah. No, he's like ready, willing and able to be on television. RWA. And nobody asked me because I would just tell them that straight up. People don't want to hear hard truths, Jackie. No. And nobody wants to ask for help. They just think they know what the viewers want to see and they don't. And that's why we got six episodes of pods. That's right.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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No, that's sometimes what happens. If I'm reading a book or I'm watching a TV show, when I am sleeping, I am in whatever that is. But when it's a good TV show. When it's anything remotely engaging and stimulating. But yeah, with this, and then like the next morning, it's like the first thing I'm thinking about. With this, I'm like,

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Yeah, I spent legit four hours and I got through an episode and a half. Feel free to spoil anything. Like I could give a rip.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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He was literally Ben Platt. Oh, man, that's funny. So yeah, I think they all have like little monikers and there's ways to remember them. The girls, it's a little tough. Really, I think the guys is harder. I don't know. The girls, like who's the girl? David Daniel. Who's the teacher who's like trying to get with that guy who's an asshole.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And it's like the teacher and the asshole do not go together. I wrote her name down. And then she's always wearing like with her breasts, like a V-neck. She's always wearing cleavage.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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Lauren is her name. Okay, her name is Lauren. That's hard to remember. Oh, and nobody has like a special name, you know? It's like Laura, Ashley, Sarah. And I didn't remember Molly's name, but of course she's the redhead with the bangs.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And then there was the girl who was laying there in the jeans.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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And then there's the girl who's a dancer, not a singer. The NBA dancer? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know her name, but she's a dancer. Yeah. I said, these are my notes. Devin likes Britanny. Britanny is not the dancer. No. Britanny is a former basketball player.

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Love is Bland: The Toast, Wednesday, February 19th, 2025

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No, no, no. Okay. So let's just, we have like shit to do, right? We have shit to do. We have stories to get to. So I think without further ado-da-do-da-do. Yeah, I'm done. It is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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I wouldn't say every day, but I would say a lot of days.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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It's a visual experience. We have a really good time over at YouTube. So I know it's not for everyone. If you're on a train, you're not going to be, you should stay alert.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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No, on a train. It depends where you live.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Yeah, it depends which train. But like, you know, you got to be aware of your surroundings. You're walking to work. You can't be like, you know. If you're walking, no, no. So don't endanger yourselves, but maybe let this be the push that you need to watch on YouTube. And of course, subscribe while you're there. And some of you bitches who watch every day, like feel free to subscribe.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

105.68

Yes, it's an improvement. Now, I wanted to apologize for briefly ending yesterday's episode. You know how it genuinely pains me to let down the DTQ. I would cut any segment before I cut Deer Toasters. I take it really seriously. So you just know I had to have been in a bad spot, and I really was. And I was not going to share, you know, but... The story has a happy ending, so I will share.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Oh my God. I'm so glad you brought this up. I need to, we need to make an announcement. There are rumors swirling about us.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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That we have raised our Patreon price.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1084.789

Always, always, always, always, always. And as of last month, if you subscribe to Patreon via an Apple product, like an iPhone, on the Patreon app, Apple has now begun to charge you like a 30% fee. So it's like $11.99 now. So people think we have raised our prices. We have not. We are not making more money. No. What you can do is go to your pewter, go to patreon.com.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1106.684

If you're not on a phone, if you're just on your, you know, Safari, on a computer, any type of computer, it's unaffected. But if you're on your phone, the app will fucking charge you now $11.99.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1120.535

That's why also if you're ever buying a Cameo, a life hack is to go on the Cameo website. It's 30% less than if you buy it in the app. Apple charges.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1143.334

I'm so sorry. I've been meaning to make that announcement because like, you know, we like if I'm raising prices, like I'm raising prices. I'm not. I haven't.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1152.559

This is not my price raise. Yeah. So Tim fucking cook.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1168.595

Oh my God, I'm so glad I just remembered that. Another thanks to acupuncture. I'm feeling really clear.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1180.984

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1192.855

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1208.888

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1224.355

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1238.106

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1252.799

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1279.546

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1296.892

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The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

130.508

I've had a really rough couple of days. Seriously, so physically unwell. It's just really crazy the expectation that pregnant women are supposed to survive on no sleep. Sleep has always been a priority for me. I've never experienced a life with weeks of no sleep. It's crazy. And it messes with you physically, emotionally, mentally.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1309.604

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The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1331.436

It's such peace of mind, and Sonobello is such a great option. People have had the most amazing experiences, and you really can't beat the care that they provide. In just one visit, you'll be able to get rid of that stubborn fat. Advanced microlaser fat removal is the permanent solution, and Sonobello doctors are the experts.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1345.82

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1384.043

You do love list day. We'll make it quick.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1402.321

You know? No, it's not even the numbers so much that bothers me because I feel like they cover a variety of categories, whether it's like athletes, world leaders, musicians. I feel like where it gets confusing is that they just put up people like, yeah, who are famous for sure. But like, what about this particular year was made Snoop Dogg deserving?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1425.334

Right but I also think you have to agree to be on the list and like sit down for some sort of interview.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1447.606

No, I don't feel like he was particularly influential this year. Honestly, honestly, I think he plans to be.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1454.427

The time 100 is like things you already did. Like we all have plans. I plan to be influential this year.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1480.267

I know Daniel. He's from Lost, and that's why J.J. wrote about him.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1496.658

No, I wouldn't put her on the list.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1499.721

But also her TV show this year was like widely watched.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

150.552

And I really was having a bad couple of days, and I'm like, there's no way the rest of pregnancy is gonna be like this. I'm not fucking okay. And I had an acupuncture appointment. Literally, I had an acupuncture appointment. I'm like, not this bullshit. Like I was about to cancel. I'm like, I'm not going all the way uptown. I was so tired. And I was like on the verge of tears.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1508.665

Right, which is why Ted Danson wrote it. Actually, I think that's like a good choice.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1521.016

That breed of female comedian, that genre, they're never a bad choice. The Maya Rudolph, Tina Fey.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1533.679

Well, I guess it comes back to what does the word influential truly mean?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1541.161

And I took a brief look at the list and actually didn't see any influencers.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1550.919

I actually don't think that they are. I think at one point they were. Who is? Who's the most influential person in the world?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1564.324

Who's the most influential person in the world?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1568.766

No, well, you have to think, like, no, because world, like, Blackpink, you know? Well, Rose is on this list, but she's not. Oh, by the way, they break it down by category on AI.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1587.599

Okay, this is actually really interesting. This is who they said. In the political, they said President Xi, which I completely agree with. And Joe Biden. Today? Yeah, like, it's kind of crazy. Technological influence, Elon Musk. Cultural influence, Taylor Swift and Lionel Messi. Lionel Messi.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1608.926

That's a good one. Like, I don't know his name. It's not Lionel, right? No, it's not Lionel. No, no, it's Lionel. You're lying. I'm like almost 100% sure it's not Lionel. Okay, that's a good one. And then philosophical and social impact, Pope Francis.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1630.127

Let's narrow it down by social media reach. They're going to say Selena Gomez.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1661.519

Disappeared. Yeah. It's really crazy.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1671.363

It was like a TikTok thing, but he made the most like very simple content. Like reaction videos. Reaction videos and literally became the most followed person on the platform. Was, you know, I got a huge campaign with Hugo Boss. But then had a lot of controversy. Did he?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

168.697

Everything was like making me want to cry. And I went and I was so annoyed when I left because when I got out of the session, I realized she didn't put any needles in my pinky toes, which is the pressure point. I'm going to acupuncture to flip my baby, okay? So I went all the way uptown to flip the baby. And... She didn't put any pressure points. I'm like, oh wait, do we not do that every week?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1695.919

Yeah, but that's the internet. I never saw people have a shaking issue with that.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1705.802

Well, okay, so this AI tweet is, like, there's no nuance in this tweet. He just, he did surpass Charlie as, like, the most followed person at one point. So, of course, like, the Charlie demiliators were like, but there wasn't real drama, no.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1726.155

I know. Because influence is, like, it's not a tangible thing.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1732.185

Yes, and you could have more followers, but be less influential. So AI only sees numbers.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1745.869

That's crazy. I know she had a big year, like she had a really successful Broadway show, but like, I'm sorry, that's crazy.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1756.132

I'm not sure what she did this year in particular. I'm not saying she's not an influential person.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1776.229

And him and Noah Khan make a lot of music together, and they had a lot of, like, huge hits this year.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1792.194

Okay, I mean, it was a big year for her, but again, she's not a highly influential person. Thank you. So they're getting confused with, like, success and influence, right? Jalen Hurts by Derek Jeter.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1820.209

No, and to be clear, there's more than one way to be influential. We obviously see influence through the lens of social media, which I think is a huge category. You can have influence in other ways. They always put a Malala on here, and she obviously is not raking up the Instagram followers, but she has enormous influence.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1835.613

I don't think that in Hollywood, like traditional Hollywood, which is why you and I are like... Most of these people carry a lot of influence. You can be very famous and a lot of recognizable, very successful, but that does not mean you carry influence.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1862.526

David Muir by Diane Sawyer. Classic David Muir. Took me a second to remember who that was. Bobby Brown by Charlemagne Tha God. The makeup? Mm-hmm.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

187.426

She was like, we do. But you were telling me, she asked me how I was feeling before. And I just like, I almost started crying. Like I unloaded. She was like, so I thought we would tackle that. And I have two appointments every week. So the other appointment can be for flipping baby. When I tell you, I left with tears in my eyes. I was so mad.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1887.79

Mm-hmm, president of Mexico. Trump. My former people.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1908.817

That feels right. Former hostage. Yeah. And I feel like when they do these lists and they put anyone Israeli on it, they have to also put someone else to balance it out. Yeah.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1930.604

I'm not familiar with his work at all. Shocking. I don't follow him on Instagram.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1940.307

Oh, I would think titans would be like business.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1946.728

I would say she's extremely influential actually.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1955.953

I mean, she did launch like a thousand companies this year, but in terms of, yeah, she might not be the right category, but yes, she like was influential this year. Do you know what I mean?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1975.94

Oh, CEO of Delta. He plays on the TV every time you get on a flight. That's influence. Yeah, by the way. No, he is so classic. I only know his name because of the in-flight entertainment.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

1999.097

Muchia Prada by Baz Luhrmann. Honestly, that's a great...

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2005.33

selection because Miu Miu like this year was the year of Miu Miu like every all the young hot things like everybody wants to be me me me me and so like good on them for like actually like recognizing that yeah Ted Sarandos by Shonda Rhimes that's good CEO of Netflix yeah of Netflix influence um Joe Rogan by Mike Rowe duh like if you don't have it on this list like you're not taking this project that's the definition of someone who influences others that's

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

201.18

I'm like, I did not just waste $200 and so much of my time to not even flip this fucking baby. And I told her that like, I can't sleep, my legs are killing me, I'm up all night, I pee every two hours, I wake up drenched in my own sweat. So whatever, I get home, Ben made me feel better, he made me dinner. I had a little, I can't say, because I had a little tummy.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2033.238

Of influence, yeah, a thousand percent.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2038.343

Yeah, no, I would say he's more powerful. I don't think people like hear him talk and are like, wow, I agree. But I think like he's very powerful, which is a form of influence. Where's Jeff? No, I'm sorry. Powerful is a form of influence.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2054.77

I don't feel like, well, I guess because Elon's on it. Yeah. All the billionaires are on it. Jeff Bezos is always getting left out of stuff. That's why he started Blue Origin. He's always kind of being forgotten.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2068.92

No, you know those billionaires. They have the biggest egos. Shit like this is all they care about.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2076.876

I didn't think so, but coming off the heels of the Blue Origin all-female passenger crew, you're right.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2096.051

Apatow. Do you feel like this list is meant to be... Global or American?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2130.698

Okay, I got it. So we're getting down to like the sort of last licks of the list.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2158.502

guess like Joe Rogan is the only influencer, but it's actually really crazy to not have more podcasters, TikTokers, like, cause that is influence. Obviously it's not the only form of influence, but there should be at least a category for it.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2176.03

I actually agree. I think Theo Vaughn, that's a great, the Smart List guys.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2185.53

Well, that's the other thing. So there are people on this list who have, you know, traditional trades and skills like acting or singing who also do podcasting. And that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about like podcasters by trade, Theo Vaughn.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2199.421

Once again, our industry constantly being looked over, especially when like, I think we can all agree that the 2024 election was like greatly decided in part due to the influence of podcasting. So for like our industry to be left off completely besides Joe Rogan, which is like, obviously like you have to, I don't, it's insulting.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2219.735

I'm talking about like the internet in general.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

222.684

It's like, that was the other thing, I haven't eaten a proper like- Oh, you didn't have sausage and peppers? No, Ben made sausage and peppers for himself. I haven't had like a nutritious meal, so I'm feeling weak, like everything, and I was just like, fuck it, I needed a fucking meal, okay?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2228.819

Alex Earle to represent the TikTokers or even Nora Smith.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2238.579

Um, no, I think she is. Really? I think they're definitely on the same level.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2243.363

And they operate like kind of in different spheres. So like they really coexist quite nicely. Oh yeah. I don't even think of the two. Like I don't even. Because what I think of like right now, the biggest people on TikTok, not in terms of numbers, just in terms of like who we're talking about. Yeah. It's like Lucky Blue and Nara and Alex Earl.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2306.371

And I'm an egalitarian. I'm mad. Yeah, I'm mad for certain people. Actually, right now, I don't even think, I think that Courtney getting paid the same as the rest of them is actually fair. She has put in the years of work, and now she's taking time to be a mom, and I think that that is completely fine and allowed. But Kylie...

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2339.513

Wait, so does she get an even cut and then 10% of everyone else's?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2348.939

So she makes more than everyone.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

235.611

So I didn't have bread. And that's, like, I'm not having bread.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2355.283

She should. She should. She absolutely should.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2375.857

Yeah, no, all I'm saying is like in terms of, I feel like Courtney had like significantly less airtime this season. And I think that's completely fair. I think she's like earned the right to that. Whereas like Kylie has, I guess, consistently taken her piece of the pie and never once really made an impact or like been a main character, not one season ever. I wonder why they're okay with that.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

240.754

But I had egg noodles because I wanted cottage cheese. Like, I thought that would be good protein for me. That is good. That's fair. I'm sorry. I needed it. And I actually felt a lot better afterwards. And it's made of eggs. So, like, it's not, yeah. Pass. I thought it was, like, a good little loophole. So, you know, Ben helped me. We got new pillows. I went to bed. And I woke up. I...

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2401.536

I feel like in order for it to work, like, they have to be paid the same. But it also makes it impossible to not be resentful. Yeah. And Kim is so, like, business, business, hustle, hustle, hustle. Like, you would think this would bother her more.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2439.508

I'm just like a big fan of things being fair. Yeah. And this feels unfair. And I'm surprised that they don't talk about it more. And I guess like of all their revenue streams, like this probably isn't the biggest or the most important. It's just like one of the things that they do. And that's why it's important that they all have their own big things. Skims, Good American, Kylie Cosmetics.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2464.634

Who do you think is the poorest sister, Kourtney? Well, no, now she lives in a dual income home.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2473.376

She gets like big fashion contracts, like a lot of them. I see her every like long chomp.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2479.36

Well, then she does a lot of commercial big ones like Coach and L'Oreal.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2487.646

I would guess that Kendall, she became the international face of L'Oreal Paris like a year or two ago. I would say that that was at least a $50 million contract. And that's one of, like, the couple of things that she does. I know, but that's, like, not a lot compared to, like, what Kim's pulling in. No, Kim and Kylie, and I would say Kourtney now, really. I mean, excuse me, Khloe.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2506.636

Good American is, like, really. I think that it's not a question. It's more about who's poorer, Kourtney or Kendall.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2516.684

Right, that's the thing. Travis is very successful. And then Kendall does 818, but does that make her money yet? Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot about 818. Kourtney's the poorest sister. Because you really have to think about it. All of them, they do social media stuff, brand deals, and it all pretty much nets the same. But then they all have their individual companies.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2534.798

And I would say all of them are extremely successful. Poosh is probably the least successful. Let me- Kourtney- Oh, fuck, I forgot about Lemmy. Lemmy's very successful. Actually, I would argue Lemmy's doing, yes, yes, I would say Lemmy's probably, Lemmy's crushing it. Oh shit, I don't know. Kourtney was definitely the poorest sister for a while. Yeah, before Travis and before Let Me.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2557.144

And before she got married, yeah.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2569.691

Which Kardashian sister makes the least amount of money? Jackie, I thought the same thing about Rob, and I actually think that they probably split it with him, too.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2579.107

And he doesn't work, and he obviously has his reasons that they all really understand.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2588.389

As of 2025, Khloe and Kendall have the lowest reported net worths, each estimated to be $60 million. No. Kim and Kylie have billions. They are not $60 million. No. No.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

26.423

welcome back to the toast and happy hump day don't forget to have someone you love speaking of somebody i love and somebody who is like seriously always humping me i have to like literally call the police to get her off of me it's jackie oh and speaking of the most truthful person i know that's me never tell a lie it's cogers wojers in a jean jacket tell us about this cogers

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2606.059

She's not in this thing that AI generated for me. It can't be 60. Sound off in the comments, who do you think is the poorest Kardashian?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2620.548

I actually don't know. I thought I knew. No, 818 is really successful.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2626.092

more successful than good american and who's bringing like is 818 have to sell in order for her to make money like does she actually uh well yes yes it's all about like net worth right like what is 818 worth versus what's in her bank account um i'm talking about worth worth i don't know i really i'm stumped i guess it's good they've all really found good niches for themselves yeah

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

264.028

I'm actually healed from every single ailment that once befalled me. I was in shock. I woke up to pee. Usually I wake, I fall asleep at 9.30, I wake up to pee at 11.30. I fell asleep at 9.30, I woke up to pee at 4.30. I'm like, oh my God, did I die? What happened? And then I usually can't fall back asleep and I'm like up at five. Went back to sleep until eight.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2650.219

But like I was like, even with the way that they live, they all live at like the same level. So I really don't know.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2663.231

I'm just in shock. Were there any follow up questions? Chloe, like, does that not bother you?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2670.596

Oh, damn. And then she was asked. Rapid fire leaves no room for nuance.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2707.401

I feel like we've gotten a lot better.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2727.91

It's not about what you have. It's about fairness. And I feel like Kim is actually somebody who like, like I'm like a stickler for fairness, but it's also like family. Fuck that. Seriously, show up for work, bitch. I have no resentment. Everybody always asks, how do you and Jackie split? Everything is 50-50. We put in the same amount of work. But you know what?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2745.641

If we didn't, I would be fucking mad. I would.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2748.802

So you better keep up your 50%, bitch.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2755.518

and like we go through phases where like if someone's having a quieter moment or needs yes no we go through phases where like i need you to pick up slack for me i need you need me to pick up slack for you that's being a partner that is no problem that all comes out in the wash and evens out yes but if there are years of me showing up in you not like bitch 75 25 yeah it's true i'm sorry i'm a stickler for fairness call me immature i don't give a fuck

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2780.176

I'm getting like angry. It's best we move on.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2799.495

I can see her just thinking, like, this is a platform to connect with your fans.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2813.263

Slay. Not her like joining the platform, destroying the platform in her caption and moving on with her day. I feel like we all talk about how we like love Amanda Bynes. We want to support Amanda Bynes. Like here's an actual way. She basically started a Patreon, right? Like, you know, everybody says, oh, I love Amanda Bynes. Buy her OnlyFans.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2838.957

There was a time a couple of years ago where OnlyFans made like a really directional pivot where they didn't want to be subscription just for sex work. They wanted to be subscription based content. They wanted to compete with Patreon. They were reaching out to people like us to get us to move over from platforms like Patreon. I don't think it worked. I think the stigma was just like far too great.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2858.772

And they eventually just leaned into being a platform for pornography.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2866.258

they were trying like i don't remember that but it sounds like yeah there was like a year-long period where they really tried i don't think it worked and they realized listen let's just lean in we can make more money and just be what we are who we are oh no she did her yeah she debuted an only fans account for new york fashion week

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

287.787

And as I'm waking up, I'm realizing I didn't choke on my own vomit, which I've been doing all the time. My legs weren't aching and cramping. And this is the first morning, probably in the last eight months, that I haven't woken up drenched in my own sweat. And I was like, there's no way. Because I'm doing acupuncture, but obviously I have a healthy amount of skepticism about it.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2887.071

So that must have been the year.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2897.257

Right, because they all have their own sort of reputation. Like if you're a podcaster, you're more likely to go to Patreon.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2906.866

And True Crime. Well, I guess that's podcasting, yeah.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2911.549

Correct. Even though you could technically, I think, have a podcast on Substack.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2918.493

Yes, right. So they all have their own reputations and you just go to the one that feels right for you. But OnlyFans wasn't wrong for trying, but it was... Nobody wants to be associated with that. Let's be real.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2936.719

I think that's great. And if you've really been thinking about Amanda Bynes and how you feel bad for her, this is a great way to support. It's like $5 probably.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2950.385

Which you absolutely should. Yeah.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2957.387

There's no cost too great. Yeah. To support a childhood icon.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2976.709

And I feel like it comes up the heels of a conversation you and I had earlier this week.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

2989.78

Oh, I didn't hear that. They have a great track record.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3000.35

Right, their first collab was so good, they can't make bad music together.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3022.282

MW, and he had posted a couple of days ago being like, I'm surprised like nobody has guessed who my female collab is with. Like I've seen everybody talking about it, nobody's guessed it right. And I guess everybody guesses the same people, Meghan Moroney, Carrie Underwood, like, and who the fuck would guess Tate McRae? So I actually think that was a clue in and of itself.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3041.151

And yes, her photo pretty much confirmed it. yeah so that's very exciting we'll get a country version of do you think do you think that like could be exactly what she needs like you mean we're talking yeah yeah like but i mean a global hit that global excuse me like a really big american hit like that's what morgan wallen does what meant to be was to bb rexa what the middle was to marin morris

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3069.386

Yeah, that's actually a really good point. I actually will be really... I will be interested. I think it'll affect her a little bit because she comes from the internet, which is very woke. And I've already seen people being like, ugh, Tate is over party because we don't fuck with Morgan Wallen. But I think it's a risk that you have to take because he's...

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

307.585

I actually believe in it, but I think people who have cancer and go for acupuncture, that's crazy. I think, yeah, there are certain things, but I don't know. I'm a little skeptical. Call me a believer. First of all, I don't have any heartburn right now. I feel amazing. I can't get over it.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3088.787

so big and so major and like really for her to finally get out of the box she has like found herself in she has to do something different she has to do something big and like this is actually a good call but it is risky yeah because she is she risks alienating her like he's so internet but a different side yeah but like the you know they're already on their phones let's check out yes she just risks a little bit alienating some of her like core audience but she has to shake it up chicago in some way i think this is a great idea

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3124.149

Of course, men can get away with more, 1,000%.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3139.523

No, I think this is going to be really good for her.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3145.154

Yes, you've kind of been saying what needs to be said.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3157.162

I read a blind item that said Morgan Wallen is dating his son's nanny.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3165.887

It's different when he's dating the au pair, you know, like the wording. But I love that.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3183.758

Yeah, of course. I thought that an au pair was... like a caretaker who also was like a tutor, like a governess.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3227.651

Okay, so I need to hire an au pair.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

3231.914

Right, like nobody knows you're cheap because you look fancy with your au pair.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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And an au pair also gives pied-à-terre energy. Like you have an apartment.

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No, no. Jackie, it's the craziest thing.

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And will your au pair be there as well?

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Oh, but it was so funny if your neighbor said it.

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It sounds like a crazy story. Are you going to share it or no?

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So when I woke up, he was like, I'm so glad you slept. What do you think it was? He like thinks that because he makes me take magnesium before bed, like that it helps. I'm like, I take it every night and I have shitty sleep every night. So just because it was tonight doesn't mean anything. He was like, it was the manganese, the manganese. I'm like, no. And then I'm like, wait. Acid reflux.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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She did a pressure point for acid reflux, for my temperature running hot, for my leg cramps, like – and sleep, all the things. And I was like, Ben, I think it was the acupuncture. To hear me say that, like he's never loved me more. You know, he always wants me to believe in like the magic of Western. So kind of big announcement today, I'm transitioning. You know, I've kind of had an,

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Love, love, love. You know what? I just found out something about her other sister.

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Okay. Do you know the viral sound? Girl dinner.

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That's Olivia. That came from one of her videos. She literally invented like a viral term. Phrase.

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A thousand percent. You have to have a lot of phrases.

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Me too. In the podcast, the sisters... If I had a, like, one-syllable last name, like, the opportunities for branding are endless, you know?

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Is this like a grassroots podcast? Is it in partnership? Are they on a network or something?

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Oh, people must have loved that.

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Oh, that's who does New Heights and Not Gonna Lie with Kels. Oh, they love athletes. New Heights moved over, right? They got a big Amazon deal, but it was a Wave original.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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No, that bodes really well for the Marr sisters. Yeah, they do really premium content. Like Kylie's clips are always getting spread wide and far.

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Me neither. That's first of all, too many people on a podcast.

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What about sisters and a podcast?

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No, I love this. I actually think that's really smart. It kind of feels like it could be a female version of New Heights.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Okay. I'm not dying to hear a podcast about nonprofits.

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obsession with becoming Latina over the last year or two, I am leaving that part of myself behind. And I am fully diving into Chinese culture, Chinese medicine, Chinese traditions, because the way this has actually saved my life, if I was still going, I wouldn't have been able to come to work today.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Yeah, me too, me too, me too. Listen, we are not our jobs.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Let's dive into the TV recap. Part three of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was actually quite boring. Yeah. Oh my God.

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Oh my God, dark. Like I so was like, my eyes were glazing over. For me, the only real redemption from the episode was that I have my weenie of the week. Like I'm calling it now. Honestly, Garcelle, such a gross overreaction. Like I get that she definitely felt bad, right?

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Like she felt alienated and she made it seem like she was mad at everyone when the only person she really has a right to be mad at is Sutton. Like Sutton basically had her back towards Garcelle the whole time. Like Sutton has decided to make it work with With these women. Not be on an island. Yeah. Not be on an island. And even when they went around. It was like. What is your biggest. You know.

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Whatever they do at the end. They ask like a question. Yeah. By the way. bad question. Nobody can answer it. Garcelle's was about Sutton. Like Garcelle has no identity on this show outside of Sutton and Sutton jumping ship. Like it must be devastating, but her getting mad at everyone, not doing the cast photo and being like, I'm pissed as hell right now. And like, literally nobody cared.

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Like when, when like she chimed in, they asked her about something else. And she was like, I don't care. I'm pissed as hell right now. They're like about Sutton. They're like, she's like, no about me. And nobody even cared. Like she really demonstrated, unfortunately, true weenie like behavior. And I'm actually now convinced there was a rumor after the,

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reunion ended in real life, like when they taped it, she had posted something on her Instagram saying, not all skin folk are kin folk. And people just pretty much assumed that that was Bose not having her back at the reunion. Bose was asked about it. And she was like, no, I didn't think that was about me. Like if Garcelle had a problem with me, she would have told me like, we're cool.

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And I actually thought that was a good answer on Bose. I'm like, oh, definitely not. I think that Bose taking Dorit's side in the robbery thing, like was what started Garcelle's meltdown of the day. And I do think it was actually about Bose.

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The difference is, is that Sutton has a very small, but she has something with the other women. Like, she has a friendship, a history. Garcelle has not had one real connection on this show outside of Sutton. So, yeah, she says terrible things that you'd want to make up with her. For what reason? She's not really your friend.

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Sutton and Kyle are friends. Sutton lived in her house. Sutton and Erica, like, they see each other. There's similarities. There's something that they can't quit with one another.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Right. There's nothing tying these women to Garcelle. There is things tying them to Sutton, which is why she's like this sort of like necessary evil catch and release. She's in, she's out. Garcelle has really not made a meaningful friendship with any of them besides Sutton. And now Sutton's like out on her. So... I can understand why she felt so alienated, but it didn't look that bad.

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Like, yeah, I was like, what are we so upset about? If anybody could storm off, it's Sutton. Like she just took it.

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You have to be able to withstand. If you're going to say something that crazy, there's going to be backlash.

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No, honestly, if I'm being honest, I probably had a little bit more worry. You know, this big launch day weighing on me, our commercial hitting the streets. Like I had even more concern and more stress and I had an even better night's sleep. So what does that say about the power of acupuncture?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Why would they ever even make any sort of rapprochement with one another at the reunion? Like, these things are not the same. Now, I guess another big thing that happened at the reunion was, for the first time maybe ever, we got a little bit of, like, clarity on Kyle's sexuality, right?

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She didn't, like, outright say, she said, I didn't come out, like, because Andy compared his, but, like, she did. And she's questioning, right? She's questioning.

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Yes, it is. I think that her and Morgan are still seeing one another. I know that she has a complicated relationship with Kathy, but she was being really rude to Kathy, being like, can you just not talk right now? Kathy was actually adding levity and being helpful, and I think Kathy knows a lot more than the other women, and I didn't think she was being harmful at all.

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No, and by the way, you do want to talk about it, but you don't say a lot of like clear things.

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Well, because I think she does and he doesn't. That was the vibe that I got. That made me really sad.

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Maybe you don't want to be the first one to say it, you know?

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Well, they hate each other. Her and Mauricio still have a good friendship and they're co-parenting.

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But she also said she's thinking about dating.

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Me too, because literally they didn't talk for years because of what Maurice did.

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She also has a weird nickname for him.

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I don't know. She called him not Mo. Maurice? Something weird.

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I'm like, who is she talking about?

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She's so fucking funny. Like, I'm sorry. I just love her. We need more of her, actually. Oh, when Andy was like, wow, Nikki and Paris are allies. That was so funny. I was cracking up. She was like, I told my girls and, you know, they didn't care. And it was supposed to be like this big thing. And Andy was like, obviously.

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No, Andy misunderstood that their auntie is questioning her sexuality.

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Who live in Hollywood. Didn't mind. Didn't care. So stupid. They need to shake up. I saw a rumor about a rumored new cast member. I hadn't heard of her. Something needs to happen.

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my queen she was so fabulous I am strong she was so fabulous like she crushed her first reunion she was low-key like a part of a lot of conversations it's hard for the first time sometimes you're not in any of it like we forget you're there no no and I just love her friendship with Dorit yeah and when Dorit was like what was surprising is that I've made a friend for life like that was really sweet

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And I just love to see like Bose, Erica, and Dorit like all on the same couch. All like. Dream team. Dream team. Exactly.

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Me too. She was also very lucid. Very. She was tough. But she was strong. And like I thought she had a great showing as well at the reunion.

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Now, The Valley, my first, like, foray. Let me tell you, I enjoyed it so much, especially because, like, I know, and now, like, a lot of it is Jackson-Brittany, and I've obviously been on the Jackson-Brittany train, like, my whole life. So I know the key players, and I really enjoyed it. And even, like, Janet.

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And by the way, Zach's comment about Janet, like Janet is so right for being mad. And like, I'm glad she got up in the middle of the conversation with Kristen. Like Kristen didn't say it. So it's not her problem, but her inability to condemn it.

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Yeah. Yeah, and she's going through her own fertility journey. I'm so team Janet.

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The thing is, I don't care anymore because the miscarriage thing was, to me, that's the pie now. That's so crazy.

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Yeah, she apologized, and then Kristen couldn't get there, and so she just got up, and I actually really respected Janet. Now, this toxic couple, well, they're divorced now. Jesse and Nia, is that their names?

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And Michelle. Oh, my God, I hate them both. I don't take a side. He is a Jax Taylor in the making. He is so toxic, and he's very manipulative. You can see he came in with this conversation about the kids schooling in Orange County, and he wanted to make her sick again.

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and it's giving accessibility for spritz because now it is available in target nationwide right so go puff and target you can get spritz literally in your state like holla and then also of course our regular retailers we're in whole foods we're in heb um and actually like something nobody's even talking about is you also in the select markets can get same day delivery on spritz that's major key thanks to the magic of go puff

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So while I hate him, I don't champion her. Like she's a tough one to get behind. Like she is.

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Brittany's heart. I love Brittany. I feel so bad for her. I wonder, they keep referring to, like, when he found the text on the iPad, and the fact that her and Cruz moved into an Airbnb because Jax wouldn't get his fat ass up out of the house, like, just really proves what she's up against, you know? Yeah. And they're working on things, maybe getting back together.

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And he goes through and finds a text message. And there's obviously some sort of altercation. They don't say what it is.

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Right. Those are the details. But they're talking about it very vaguely. Yeah. But in big terms, like Tom Schwartz being like, man, like you can't. That gave me such a pit. And one of my toxic Bravo traits is like, I've always been like a Jax apologist. Like I see the good in Jax. It's dwindling the goodness. And this is really indefensible. It just made me really sad for her.

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Like, and she's so positive and like funny and Southern and sweet, but like she deals with a lot.

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Can change. It's such a good point.

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At some point you are who you are. Yeah.

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Yeah. I'm really enjoying the show.

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Yes. And I'm actually really excited to see Sheena and Tom Schwartz and how they fit in. Yeah. Lala. I think they'll fit in nicely.

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Maybe it'll be like a slow blending, which is good, too.

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Yeah, they're perfect for this gang.

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But I also really like, that's why it reminds me of Vanderpump Girls, that they all like live in small apartments. Like none of them are super wealthy, you know?

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No, Michelle and Jason now both live in condos.

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It's so embarrassing. Like the fact that a man would make the mother and the kid move out. Now two men on the same show. Yeah. It is the, it is top tier, most disgraceful behavior I've ever, ever seen in my life.

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Of course it is. Get the fuck out, bitch.

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It is. And if you support women, you'll have a spritz.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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I don't think I need to learn Janet's husband's name. Do you know what I mean?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Okay. Maybe then I'll learn his name.

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Yeah, I think that's also why I like the show is that there aren't a lot of shows that are reflective of this particular life stage where like you have young kids, you're still growing your family, but you still like want to have fun and go out and be with your friends. And so I feel like it's actually reflective of an era that I'm entering and I actually really like it.

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And I just want to speak to, I need to get on my high horse for one more second and then I promise we'll talk about something else. I want to speak to the woman out there who is pregnant and being like, who feels like she's 39 weeks and six days pregnant. Like there's no way she could go on one more day like this. But you're not, like you still have like a couple of weeks left.

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There is heart there. And I'm looking forward to this ride. And that will be our new Thursday recap because Beverly Hills is over. It's only Wednesday? Oh, my God. Seriously, somebody kill me.

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are you waiting on something are you expecting no no no like sometimes I haven't been on my phone we're almost at an hour and a half like news could have broke or like something to share on the show I just want to make sure like but don't you have your people notifications on so they'll let you know I turned it off weeks ago it was too much for my pregnancy brain um no I'm not seeing anything breaking at the moment love ya love ya bye

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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book an acupuncture appointment. $200, I would have paid $2,000. It is worth, have your friends, everybody wants to get you a gift, tell everybody Venmo you $50, okay? Like, acupuncture. No, like, no, it's expensive. Like, go. It is... Life changing.

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You know, this thing that you do where you just acknowledge what I'm wearing, you have to stop. We have limited options.

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Yes, and so that's why I feel like for this particular thing, like sometimes it's okay to cheap out and like go to like a massage parlor that's a hole in the wall because a rub is a rub, you know? But this is needles. Yes, I like, my place is fancy. It's actually like a doctor's office.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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I agree, that's what I'm saying. Like it's expensive, but it is worth it.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Exactly, like dirty needles. No, thank you.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Even though like one of the pressure points was like, Like where you slit your wrists, like literally right there. It felt like I did not like it. I'm like, what is this?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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I'm happy for me too. I also then had the, you know, energy to watch the Valley, watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills part three. We have a big chunky TV recap.

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Which I'm excited about. Not, I watched the Valley as you guys know, I've never seen the first season, but Bravo put together this like 25 minute recap of season one on their YouTube, which I watched and I felt like I knew everything. And I called Jackie to like chat about it. And she was like talking about people. I'm like, wait, who's that? They literally weren't in the recap.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Yeah. Just don't address my clothing. The options are so beyond limited these days. For you to even, like, talk about what I'm wearing is hurtful, okay? So just fuck off, okay?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Barely. But I know them. I know their faces from social media and just like being a Bravo fan. That couple whose daughter is on Young Sheldon.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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They were not in the recap once.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Did you see Kristen Doty wearing a good guy's hat?

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Yeah. In the first episode, she's sitting at someone's counter wearing a black hat. I missed it. With the good guys logo.

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The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

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Yeah. I was actually shocked. I was like, ah! And Ben was like, what's wrong? I was like, look. It was really jarring. She's so ride or die.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

645.162

One of the great fun facts about Hollywood is like Kristen Doty and Josh Peck are like such good friends and they have been for years.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

663.771

We do. I also have an admission. I did admit this to you privately, and I appreciate you. You didn't even bring it up on the show to try and embarrass me, but you could have. I need to say what I've been doing.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

680.465

I, even as of this morning, as recently as this morning, I have been getting ready, listening to Sam Hunt.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

692.754

Yeah, sure. And the pants. As you guys know, I have like long stood against Sam Hunt and everything he stands for. Like I could acknowledge that there was a time and place where he was making really good music and was well on his way to being the next Morgan Wallen. And I bet he looks at Morgan Wallen and wants to vomit because like that literally should have been him.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

706.905

But with his, you know, grotesque personal life choices, I just couldn't get behind him. And for some reason, I really started to hate him like more than I needed to.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

715.891

Yeah, he became the face for me of the DUI movement.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

726.154

And I think a lot of it had to do with the way he talks things. That also makes him easy to hate. And Jackie was recently talking about the song 2016 and how it makes her cry. So I was like, sure, I'll put it on. And then I ended up listening to Sam Hunt for an hour. Old music, and I forget how much I used to listen. Like I knew the whole Montalvo album, you know?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

746.485

Whatever it's called. And then the new music, like, okay, Samhain, I see you. You've got a cold heart and a cold heart truth. Like, let me tell you, I am woman enough to admit when I'm wrong. I know everybody thinks like I'm not, like, lively, like she'll never admit it. Like, no, I can admit when I'm wrong. It will take me years.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

75.678

I didn't think it was, like, even, like, so crazy, but whatever. I didn't think it was so crazy that day I wore a vest.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

769.432

And I'm here. And Jackie didn't even bring it up because I told her this a couple of days ago and she was shocked.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

782.766

And you do know me extremely well because I did enjoy it.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

789.79

I don't know. I didn't like look at the names.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

809.963

Yeah. piece of work that I have been diving into. I don't know why I've like had a lot of time to like, maybe during like exercises and stuff.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

836.508

Wait. Why is that so crazy? You said it's so crazy. Because like. Wait. By the way. I just like. Spotify was down.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

846.035

It's hard not to make everything about yourself. But it turns out. Like it was for the whole world. Spotify was down. I had to listen. But I. To Apple Music Radio. I listened today on Spotify completely fine. What time? No. What time? When I was getting ready, probably 8.30, 9.30.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

864.611

I was unaffected by the Spotify outage.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

871.332

Of course, now I'm personally affected.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

879.076

Damn, why don't you just like download Pandora while you're at it?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

88.647

I'm wearing a pad today, too. Oh, wow. Yeah, no, you can always see me, so why don't you just close your eyes?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

885.939

And I know everybody like was mad at me for sleeping on it. And I, once again, I'm here to admit that I was wrong. I totally slept on, what's the album called? Deeper Well?

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

896.184

Yeah, what's the album called? I think it's called Deeper Well. I knew Deeper Well and I knew The Architect and that's pretty much it. But I listened to the whole thing front and back at acupuncture yesterday. And let me tell you, it's par-delicious. Now I know everybody knows that. I just want to say, I didn't say, I never said it was bad. I never like spent time with it.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

914.472

So it took me a while to sit on it. Spotify's down.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

920.054

Oh my, they need to get it together before we have to upload our episode. Like actually not cool. They hate to see women in media succeeding.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

949.997

No. I feel like we're uniquely creative and original.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

973.956

That's okay. I don't know about her tweet.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

990.889

Oh, wow. OK, so Spotify is down. Turdy's up.

The Toast

The Poorest Kardashian: Wednesday, April 16th, 2025

998.745

You know what? If you are a listener, an audio listener who is being affected, I mean, you probably aren't hearing this because you can't get the episode. But if you are, let me encourage you to move over to YouTube just for today. I really think you're going to like it. We put so much effort into our video. I'm wearing a jean jacket. You have to see.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

0.396

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1004.13

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1016.577

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1032.538

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1053.177

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1176.385

Yeah. Well, the fact that Tommy and Molly were spotted together somewhat recently makes me think that like this is an approved podcast, like Molly and him are working together on some sort of strategy with her upcoming documentary. Like this is Molly approved, right?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1226.945

Yeah, no, they have to like say it publicly on their own terms. I, that's a good way of looking at it. I have two questions. One, I had not heard any rumors that like this breakup was a publicity stunt. Is that like a UK tabloid thing? I didn't even hear that.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1283.316

I have to bring up that awful podcast woman who, you know, A lot of people had assumed that he had cheated on Molly Mae with absolutely no proof. But like, why else would these two break up? And then this girl, you know, went viral. She went on a podcast and she said that in Dubai, she was one of like four girls. Tommy had sex with that night and she was like so proud of it.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

129.267

That Joe Rogan one. The Joe Rogan one. Dream all day, Joe Rogan all night. Yeah. And then Theo Vaughn has like a song. It's so good. Like why does it, where are people getting these songs?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1302.818

She's like become like an influencer because of it. She's one of the most like wretched looking.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1338.312

He seems like a- He has more trust. By the way, I'm not saying what about what she said. I'm saying, how do you let someone talk about you like that? Like so untruthful without, I don't know what the laws are in the UK, but like there have to be certain laws against just like saying whatever the fuck you want.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1363.308

Maybe like that, that made the whole thing. It got so big because of that clip.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1378.438

There was that night in Dubai. There was like that weird video. Right.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1382.7

So we just sort of, why wouldn't we believe it?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1388.837

No, I fucking hate this girl. Every time I see a clip of her, like whether it's that original clip that went viral or now she like does podcasts talking about like how disgusting she is. I have like a very physical reaction. I fucking hate her.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1409.855

Yeah. I feel like her name is Katie, but I'm not sure about that.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1413.597

Anyways. And let me say, Tommy Fury looked very good on that podcast. Like really, he looked, you know, clear eyes, full hearts, looked mentally.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1448.078

Yeah, because these are two people who are meant for each other, right? And we've been talking a lot about that, like as it pertains like Paige and Craig, I think what we're all realizing is like, actually, maybe these two weren't right for each other in the end.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1459.381

Like it wasn't, but with Molly and Tommy, they actually are each other's persons and life gets in the way and people's flaws get in the way and you have to work through it. So I'm a champion of them working through it. And it's actually very human of them to be going through this. I don't think it was a publicity stunt.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

150.498

People have a whole week to release their episodes. We have literally three hours to get this shit up.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1513.381

Yeah, because what they're getting through isn't an issue in their relationship. It's like a personal issue that he's having that's like, creating a blockade in their relationship. But it's not like they can't communicate or they have infidelity. It's not like a relationship issue. It's like a person struggling and obviously then the struggles come between two people.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1532.21

Yes, but if you can take out the alcohol. Of course, if we work on Tommy, it sounds like resolution is possible. Yes. I'm happy for these two. Me as well. And I was like, when I did think he cheated, I was happy to see them back together. But I'm like, come on. You never want to see that. You want to see the cheater lose.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1554.043

And so even though you champion two people getting back together and they're a family, it doesn't feel good to get back together with somebody after infidelity. It's tough. And it doesn't always work out. Do you believe him when he says he never cheated on Molly? Yeah, I mean, I do because it's pretty much before he said that it was just like a truth.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1573.229

Like we just like, so to undo a truth like that and lie about it, it's hard and like a kind of a fruitless endeavor.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1602.362

Molly will not lie on her documentary. Like if he cheated, it will be in the documentary and it will negate what he just said. And he looks like a liar. Yeah. Yeah. He'll look crazy.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

161.303

We prerecorded Good Morning Millennials a while ago. It hasn't been live in a while.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1616.632

And I guess like the only true evidence we have is that like just awful girl and I'm not, in a court of law, she doesn't, it's, I'm throwing the evidence out. She is not a reliable witness. It's inadmissible. Yeah. Yeah. So two days. Did you watch show number two yet? No, not yet. I'm just letting you know, like your content plate is holding up my life.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1645.523

And your husband wants to watch your number two, like I spoke to him about it. Did he watch it without you?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1654.952

You should watch it. And I'm surprised it's like not getting any award season hype. I don't know if it's because it was like just kind of released on Max.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1683.251

What the hell is nice pool? What the fuck is nice pool? Now that I understand it, I just want to say, never really been a Ryan Reynolds fan. Currently, huge Ryan Reynolds fan.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1753.598

The thing is, they can ask for shit all they want. Marvel is not being subpoenaed. They do not have to hand over these documents. And I have a hard time believing they're going to give up documents that... if maybe make Ryan Reynolds look bad or guilty when like they're one of, Ryan Reynolds was one of their biggest stars. Like he just did a huge Deadpool franchise.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1770.711

Like him, this letter is like, I want this. Yeah, well, I want a lot of things.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1833.345

Oh, okay. I just want to say, I don't think there's really any doubt that Justin Baldoni was the inspiration for this character, this scene, this dialogue. Like it's, it's in the documents and then it's on your screen.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1859.903

So the timing is there. Am I crazy? Or is Justin Baldoni like sort of validating. Outing himself. Outing himself, like validating that, you know, maybe he did say that to Blake Lively. And two, like just that that's what the vibes were, that they were contentious. And, you know, you were being like a fake female that like,

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1875.735

I don't understand why this helps Justin Baldoni's case because it's not illegal to use someone as inspiration.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

188.321

The thing that I think is more important and that like actually is feasible is getting a jingle made for the podcast. I have an idea. I have an idea. We should have a contest because like if we could do it, we would have like, we can't. So I feel like we have a lot of like musically inclined toasters.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1935.478

Understood. Well, I don't really feel like anything I've seen, like from a legal standpoint, like he, I don't think he has a strong case. Um, because again, like even if there's a document, an email that says I am creating a character named nice pool and I am going to base him off of this guy who worked with my wife, not illegal.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1955.108

So I don't think his legal case has really any merit, but I do think that him filing these things and keep, I do think he's chipping away at the good faith Blake had received from her complaint. And I do think he's successfully turned public opinion around a little bit after, because it was always team Justin.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1974.467

And then her complaint, which had a lot of screenshots, a lot of evidence, and a lot of really damning stuff in there, did wonders for her. And honestly, it was crazy because people were just so committed to disliking her that it was really compelling stuff that it ended up flipping for him. And now he's with his complaints and his subpoenas and his suits.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

1992.859

And I do think it's actively, you know, he's making headway for himself. I don't know where we landed in terms of public opinion. I don't think we're split. I think the public is more so leaning towards Justin. Yeah.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

200.831

And the thing I like about the good guys ones is like, not only is it musically very catchy and stuff, but it has like jokes from their podcast. Like, what are you nuts? And like, I just need someone to do that for us. So like, seriously. If you wanna make a video, post it on like TikTok or Reels, tag Jackie or I. If someone makes a good one, I will pay you $5,000 for it.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2026.325

Like it's sort of like your problem. We have to go back to paying our bills and going to work. Like it was fun for sure. And we wish you all the best, but .

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2069.414

Taylor's house in Rhode Island. Like, people found the permits. So, basically, she's taking... It's actually crazy. Like... the amount of things you know about people who are famous. So her master bedroom, the master bedroom as it is now is becoming the bathroom and closet and lounge area.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2084.682

And then the extension, which is I think an additional 500 square feet is becoming the actual bedroom, like where the bed is.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2091.326

Yeah, it's true. Like she needs bigger furniture, bigger chairs. She needs bigger everything. And the guys that she used to date like literally weighed less than her, like skinny little British guys. So all the furniture is definitely like antique.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2109.076

more no and you know he's just like aggressive like when he opens a drawer he like pulls it really hard and it comes off the hinges like she can't be with this like little dainty sort of like you know our antique tables that she finds in paris she needs restoration she's trapping cb2 now for sure not even like what's the big and tall equivalent of furniture stores like restoration hardware everything there's huge honestly like raymond flanagan it needs to be like good american made shit

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2136.229

Lazy boy. And you know, Travis definitely has like a recliner in the corner.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2150.898

And then also like July 4th. She's had so many.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2158.442

I bet you she's like making the basement into like a kid's like bunk area. Yeah, so much fun with like a little play gym.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2167.746

So cute. And you know like, what's the name of one of the Kelsey girls? Elliot Wyatt. why it's gonna be like, you heard the rumors from me, Nez. You can't believe a word she says. And they're just gonna be like in the basement starting drama.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2193.706

First of all, we're joking, the house is fucking huge. Oh yeah, we're so joking, the house is tiny. And I'm sure, the only bigger houses in Rhode Island are those Rockefeller museums, those old summer cottages that are now, I went on a high school tour, they all have velvet stanchions and you can look around, but they're like the old Rockefeller and Vanderbilt houses. That's what she needs.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2216.516

And actually, she loves her Rhode Island house a lot. And I think an unfortunate part of it is it's really not private because like it's next door to a public beach. And like, you can just, I mean, people knew that she was doing construction because they just took a picture of the house and there was like a tarp.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2229.323

Like it doesn't, I think she hates that she likes it so much because it's really not very private. Meanwhile, I've like never seen her LA house, you know? Yeah. Even her Nashville house, I feel like is so, I've seen like an aerial view of it. Like, I don't know what it looks like.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

223.722

Like you can email it to us too and also- Jackie, part of this campaign and how I can justify the $5,000 is the press we would get like from the engagement. I'm sorry, the engagement, people do this all the time on social media. I saw James Charles did something like it like, We, I'm sorry, you have to put it on social media if you wanna be.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2240.907

Of course the New York apartment, we know the building from the outside and she does like that a lot because it's super private. But her Rhode Island house is like her least private house. Like we just know so much about it. I mean, we're talking about- I know, but she probably is also like, oh, they think they know so much, but we don't know what goes on. It's true.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2257.049

Actually, we don't know a lot about what it looks like inside. We're always seeing pictures of the outside and the beach, but like her LA house is where she did Vogue 73 questions. So like we literally saw the whole thing when she was walking through. New York is where like all pictures of like her baking, like it's all in New York.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2271.981

All the reputation that AT&T like video diaries she did when she was writing reputation, when she was hiding after Kanye, that was in the Nashville house. So we've seen the interiors of most, not Rhode Island. Yeah, but now we can guess that it's- Yeah, maybe she'll do like an AD spread. with her new big American furniture. I mean, and the whole theme of that house is American, right?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2296.278

Like she always does July 4th there. It's always like red, white, and blue. And yeah, it makes sense that like her and Travis would be redoing it for America. Yeah, and for bigger people. Correct, it's so American.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2328.482

I do find myself caring a lot less. And this was like a subject that at one point I couldn't sleep. Like I was thinking about it over the summer nonstop. And so I've really stopped caring. No, I haven't stopped caring. I'm sorry, I haven't.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2339.826

Cause I still find this nice pool thing hilarious and interesting, but my level of interest has definitely decreased and I think it's gonna continue trending downward. Yeah, same.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2400.598

She said it like very casually. She had like a long caption about her visit to this hospital. At the very end, she dropped the word remission. Everybody was like, wait. So it was the first we heard of it. She's like not making a big deal of it. I think you probably like don't want to jinx it either because remission like is great, but it can always come back.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2414.029

And I didn't know you could be in remission after four months. I thought it had to be like at least a year. Four months after finishing treatment. Yeah. Like I thought it had to be a whole year where like all your scans and tests come back positive. But what the hell do I know? I'm sure the doctors at Royal Bars would know a little bit more. I'm really happy for her.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

242.117

You could post a private voice memo. You could make a private voice memo. And just- They can't submit via email? It has to be a social media campaign, I'm telling you. And then everyone gets to get involved and it's really fun. I've seen it go like really like very viral for certain people. Like James Charles for like his company had like, I forget what it was.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2432.538

I think like taking on a role within the hospital is like so royal. You know, you have to do some philanthropic element and this is so personal. So it's great. I'm happy for her. And I hope that like this chapter is truly like behind her and over.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2476.179

A rebirth, yeah. And I like how she has not corrected a single person on her last name because everybody says LaPaglia. It's LaPaglia.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2490.242

Yeah, I think it's probably that. Cause I think she likes having an inner, having like a nickname and like a username internet persona helps with branding. Like it's all good.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2537.884

No, she looks sick. Let me tell you, her body, her torso is so long. I was really shocked to see this. Her legs are so long. Sports Illustrated does a really good job of like incorporating content creators, influencers, notably like Zandra and Alex. And so I think to be chosen is a really big honor because they don't do like, it's not like they're all an influencer company.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2557.9

They still like maintain the integrity of like models, but they include digital people, which I really like in a balanced sort of way. So for Brianna to have been picked is kind of a huge honor.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

257.977

People do it all the time and it's actually really smart. So if you are musically inclined and you want to write like a 30 to 60 second jingle for the toast to be- Our theme song. Our theme song for the beginning of the show. You can record a video of yourself like playing it on the guitar or the piano.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2614.302

I completely agree. And I, the photos were insane. Like she literally looked like a mermaid with her long hair and I never saw a torso like that.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2633.285

I'm so happy to be able to tell you this. Big news from the Trip With Turt trip. Brianna brought a guy with her. And she's like, they're doing like a bunch of like interviews with the Tarte magazine, Tarte cosmetics, like social team. And they're like, who'd you bring with you? Who's your plus one? And Brianna's like, I brought my like non-boyfriend, boyfriend, non-boyfriend.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

2651.018

And he's been showing up in like a lot of people's videos. He's just a guy, like not a whatever. He's super cute. It seems like they're really just like having fun and hooking up. And like, if I was Brianna and I looked like that and I was young and everybody was like, you know, wanting to go out with me, like, yeah, I'd take a guy on the trip and with Tarte trip too. Like, right.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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That's not what I meant. No, of course. Of course not. Also, I've been seeing a lot of discourse about the tripping with Tartrip. I'm like, you don't understand. I am knee deep in Necker Island. Do you want to know what's going on? I'll tell you everything. You know what I want to know?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Well, they actually, as of last night, they made up. Of course they did. What was the original beef? And it was, it was like, actually, I don't, I'm not even entirely sure. It was like really dumb internet drama. They like were, they did something together and like, they didn't get along.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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We will have it produced and everything, but we just are looking for somebody whose song we can purchase from you. you will win $5,000. We will have it produced? Yeah, of course. We'll get in the studio. Oh, okay. That part's easy. Okay. It's actually having like the song written. Once we have the song, like I could get us in the studio by tomorrow, Jax.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I think Ken thought that like Brianna was a bitch and then Ken like made a lot of content, like calling her a bitch. And so like, it was just kind of, I can see how it happens with like two powerful women, you know, like in the industry.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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She released that episode while they were on the trip.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Like while they're on the same island. These bitches are a different breed. Like they don't give a fuck. I like that for them. Yeah. And they thrive and they actually like are rewarded by this type of people love it. So it's like, it keeps things interesting. And the fact that they ended, I mean, the trip is over now. And like on the last night they made up. So they probably spent the entire,

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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like it was really positive and then like of course like anything the pendulum swings swings back the posack the grace the barstool the ken like it's a lot and i feel like if i i don't know what she's dealing with like on an emotional level but she's probably like breaking down every once so every once a week maybe it's a lot it's a lot and people are like she deserves it she's great it's like nobody deserves that and you actually don't know what happened right and

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Now, what's being said on the interwebs, and it was spawned by Brianna bringing a guy with her, but like a lot of, they brought a huge, like a really wide range of influencers, some who are married with kids, some who are single, so you know, Remy was there, she brought her sister, people brought all different, and some people brought their like mans, husbands, you know,

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Brianna obviously brought this guy. She's like newly dating, but everybody, some people brought partners. Like significant others. Plus one. Yeah, right. You get one room and a plus one. So whoever you're comfortable sleeping in a bed with, like whether that's your sister or your husband.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And I've seen like a lot of people on social media making TikToks and like using that sound like, why would a man be there? Being like, why would anybody bring their husband or boyfriend there? And it's like such hater jealous energy. Cause like if I was invited on Tart, like let's say they literally invited me on this trip. Who else would I brought besides Ben? Like Ben's so fun.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Like, and I'm sorry, I like my husband and like we have fun together and I would want to enjoy this special moment with him. Like anyone who's brought a significant other who's a man is like getting clowned on on TikTok right now, which I really don't agree with at all. And maybe that's I'm biased because like I would have been the girl who brought her husband. Yeah.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah. And by the way, like some people have fun with their husbands. It's not like a big deal to like party with your husband. Yeah. Cause that's what the chart trip is. It's like every day it's like drinking games. They're blackout all day. They're they've tart after dark. They're up till six in the morning. Like it's fun. Yeah.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Do you know the influence I have in the music community? We're in a studio. Yeah, but I mean like a music studio.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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So if I wanted to have fun like that, I'm sure Margaret would be mad that I didn't bring her, but I would have brought Beth. Yeah, that's so weird. People just, they can't think of what to be mad about. I know. They can't think of what to be mad about, and at the end, they're all jealous. All these influencers making videos about Tarte. And if I was invited, of course I would have been.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And are the people who are saying- But wait, you were invited. Are the people who are saying they're married? No, of course not. But some of them are. Actually, I don't know who these people are, but I'm sure some of them have boyfriends and stuff.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, but so many people are making TikToks, like so many influencers are making TikToks about the Tarte trip, whether it's like tone deaf or whatever. They were like, well, if I was in that position and I was invited, I would have done X, Y, and Z. But it's like, but you weren't invited.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I was like, if I was invited, I would have brought Beth.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I do want to talk about that though, because while we're all talking about Tarte, every other word, Tarte, Tarte, Tarte, it's like amazing. Like they spent $2 million and like, that's $2 million worth of marketing. We're talking about Tarte. But the products like really have not been front and center. And when they go on, when you go on a brand trip, you're not paid, right?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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So you don't have to make content, but they make it so pargy and they give you like ring lights in your rooms and all this different makeup like to make content with. Are you okay? There's a little fly. Cause I'm like making a point. You're like, no, I'm listening.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, but it can't be ready to go. It has to be our voices. Does it? Yeah, of course. No, no. Okay, Jackie, you're like so making this more confusing than it needs to be.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Whatever, so, and this has been a theme with all the Tarte trips because while you don't get paid to go on an influencer trip, they make it so like content friendly that you end up making so much content with the brand, with the products. And they leave like a full face of, you know, NARS beauty in your room that you're getting ready and you end up using all this NARS.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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But with the Tarte thing, first of all, I've seen so few videos of people actually like doing their makeup that it's like not even like a makeup focused thing. And like sort of what's like not being said here is like none of these girls use Tarte. Like Tarte is like, low brow sort of makeup. It is? Yeah. Yeah. Like nobody really uses Tarte. Like it's like, we're using Charlotte Tilbury.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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We're using Patrick Ta. Like this like sort of new rare beauty. I use, this is Tarte. You know, by the way, I like Tarte too. I'm just saying in terms of like what's hot in the beauty community, like on social media right now, like Tarte is just sort of, it's very, um, That's the word I'm looking for. I don't know, it kind of reminds me of like ColorWow a little bit.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I see it as like akin to like Urban Decay, like Sephora brand. Yeah, yeah, sure, Urban Decay. So like those brands right now, just in terms of like what's hot on social media, like those are not the brands everybody's using in their makeup get ready with me. It's really like Patrick Ta, it's Rare Beauty. It's like these sort of clean girl makeup. What's her name? What's her name?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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With the eyeshadows, with the pee. Pat McGrath, thank you. Like what else? Pat McGrath is not clean girl makeup though. Makeup by Mario. Yeah, but it's very like glittery and like nude. Got it. Makeup by Mario. So there are certain brands that are like very in like the cool girls, guys right now and all these cool girls who have been invited, like they actually don't reach for Tarte.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And so while I've seen such- No. And by the way, they do. They're like a huge mass American brand. Like they crush it. They're like one of the biggest sellers on TikTok shop. They're one of the biggest sellers in Sephora.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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But like for like the cool girl, like New York City, LA influencer who sit and do their makeup, like they're really not using a lot of Tarte products and they're not even using them on this trip. One, because there's so little get ready with me content. They're all just like at the beach drunk, like making videos. And like there's Tarte branding everywhere, which is great.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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But in terms of the actual product, like I know they're launching a setting spray and like I've seen one video about it actually. Like- I don't know how successful it is for moving actual product, but for general brand awareness, it's huge. Interesting.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

312.565

Wow. The introverted music producers. Okay, you're not being inclusive. I'm sorry, I'm not, okay? Yeah, thank you, I'm not. You're centering yourself and only thinking of yourself type of person. Yes, correct. So if you wanna get involved, you can post on TikTok or Reels. Oh, thanks for throwing Reels in. Yeah, I wanna be inclusive. Tag the toast, tag Jackie or I so we can see it.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No. And this is actually, I think like one of the legitimate critiques of Tarte trips. Like everybody's like, it's out of touch. Like my influencers, sorry, that's just the way the world works. Get over it.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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But I think like, if I worked at Tarte, I'd be like, how do we make it a little bit more mandatory that like everybody has a lipstick and everybody's like, when they want to use Tarte, they just use the shape tape concealer. That's like their most popular product.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And it's like, that one's a kind of stuck around in the culture a little bit, even though it's still like a little old school, but it's like, they have so many new products. Like nobody's ever talking about it. Like I think that's an actual issue Tarte should address. Be like, maybe let's require one get ready with me a day, like for this big trip.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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People would do it, but they have no social obligations, but everybody posts a thousand things.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, you can bring it, but don't put it in your videos. Don't bring it. Like they need a little bit more structure around getting their products out there. It's so funny, because like we're saying they should be crazier. They should clamp down more. And you're spending $2 million. And it's great because the girls go, they're like, everything's paid for. There's no obligations.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Of course we are gonna post. But even if I didn't, I don't have to. There's no responsibility on my end. But there should be like a tiny bit. Because now the trips are so desirable. If you said to even the biggest of influencers, come Necker Island, you're gonna be bringing whoever you want. You just have to post one makeup, get ready with me a day and show two Tarte products. Like two.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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They would say, yeah. It's such a low lift. They're making the content anyway. Yeah. It should just be enforced a little bit more. That's my opinion. Yeah, I agree.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Should we have a hashtag so we can like sort of find all the places? Hashtag toast tunes challenge. No, too long and toast tunes is a separate project. Toast theme song. Okay, hashtag toast theme song. Keep it simple. And by the way, I will pass away if nobody submits. Well, that's what's gonna happen, isn't it? Because, yeah, that's what's gonna happen.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I feel like Priyanka hasn't acted in a minute.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I feel like she doesn't do a lot of acting. Hot take. What has Priyanka been in? Yeah. Well, that's what like, she was really popular Bollywood actress. And then her American debut was Quantico and made her like the biggest star. And since then, like dead ass, what is she doing? There was one other thing that was mentioned here. Celine Dion wrote an original song for her.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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What was that movie called? Like Marry Me?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Was it JLo? Was Priyanka in that? Citadel was another one that she is in. I don't know what that is. Love Again. Yeah, that's the one. Love Again, that's the one. We need to look at her IMDb because I feel like Priyanka Chopra, actress, period, right? But Priyanka Chopra, actress, question mark. She was in Love Again. I feel like she's like a celebrity.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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She's famous for being like now, I mean, she has 92 million followers. That's her global reach because she really is such a big global star. Yeah, because she's been in a lot of movies. Citadel, yeah, Love Again. That's the one that Celine Dion wrote an original song for.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah, it was like a rom-com. There's Celine. So coping with the loss of her fiance, Mira Ray sends a series of romantic texts to his old cell phone number, not realizing it was reassigned to a journalist named Rob Burns. Rob becomes captivated by the honesty of her words in the beautifully constructed text. So he's assigned to write a profile on superstar Celine Dion.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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He enlists her help to figure out how to meet Mira in person and win her heart. So it's Celine Dion and this heartthrob working to meet this catfish girl via text. It's a crazy movie. That's so crazy.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Like those two work together. They support one another. Like Priyanka's like, oh, we're doing another music video. Okay. And when Nick needs to show up in a film, he shows up in a film. And I guess this time he's bringing his brothers. Like I actually really appreciate that celebrities, you know, Joe and Sophie used to do it all the time too.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Have you, I, cause I actually just watched weirdly the, what a man got to do music video for the first time in so long, all the J sisters were in it. And each couple was reenacting like iconic Couples through movie history. So like Joe and Sophie were. Grease. Cha Cha Di Gagorio. And John Travolta in Grease. And they do like the prom dance. They did Risky Business. I forget.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Like it was actually really cute. I miss that time. Although like now we know how toxic it was. Like I really miss it. But Priyanka and Nick like really show up for one another.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Like I will die not meeting, like James Charles did it. Yeah, like he has like 10 million followers. Seriously, just to save like my reputation, somebody please.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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endorse this idea. And I happen to think that what a man got to do, sorry to like keep harping on that music video. I think it's one of their best songs ever. And I think it's one of the best songs of like the last 10 years. What a man got to do. That's strong words. What a man got to do. Cause it's like, they don't make music that sounds like that anymore. Totally locked up by you.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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It's like Bruno Mars vibe. Yes. Very like, what is that? It's like the jive. Like what is that? You could do the mashed potato to it. What's that genre called? Like that song could have been on the Hairspray soundtrack. That's why I like it.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, what is the genre of music of the Hairspray soundtrack that they're all doing the mashed potato to?

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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60s. Yeah. And a bit of rock. People need to make more music like that. People need to make more music like that. And then they also perform like that. Like when Bruno Mars performs, they're all wearing like matching colorful suits and they've got like a live band. They're all doing, you know, the jive. And that's my vibe. Yeah.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

3687.66

Okay. Jackie add to your list of goals. Like let's go to Bruno Mars concert. Let's fly to one. Like that's a good goal. Put it on your list. I mean, maybe not this year. It's like going to be hard for me, but still like in the next two years, like a different goal. It's like wishes, but yeah.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Let's talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. A new episode aired last night. And what has been like a decent season. Not bad, not good. A little sleepy. I thought last night was actually a very good episode. Without like a big... I think Bravo feels like they need a big blow up and somebody pulling someone's hair for things to be explosive.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Let's back to the cash prize. Yeah, the cash prize. Well, we would have to pay someone to write a song for us anyways. I'd rather like give it to a toaster. So if you write a song that's good enough for us to choose, the winning song, that $5,000 also comes with the contract where like we own the song, like we're buying it from you. But yeah, it's a prize and it's also a fee like for your work.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And I feel like last night was a good example of something like... like a really good episode. Nothing crazy happened, but like, it was really crazy how Kyle finally read that text message. And it was exactly, and she's talking to us being like, look, it's innocent. And what you're reading is like, no, no, that's exactly what you said. It wasn't.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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You know, you can tell me things and I'll never tell anybody I never have.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah, everybody's showing up to Bose's house after she got surgery when they've known these girls for three weeks. Courting is the perfect word. It's really crazy. I don't remember a time in which a new girl, A, has not had to work hard at all, and B, everyone's sort of dying to get her on their side. And I think that when Kyle came over,

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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It was like the most awkward, like disingenuous, like this woman just had surgery and you're going on about like Mo and Dorit rumor last year. No, not even that.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Like she don't give a fuck. Oh, and by the way,

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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the editors like really are not feeling Kyle this season because at that scene when she's visiting Bose at the edge of her bed um and she's like well you know like me and Dorit like we didn't really you know Dorit never like opened up to me about what was going on in her life meanwhile they cut to a scene last year with her being like honestly I feel like my marriage might not make it a cut and then a year later her marriage doesn't make it like saying everyone is like Dorit acted like everything was so perfect she never shared she literally was ringing the bell all last season even that scene where like PK does the pretty woman thing for her was like

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And I love that when Garcelle came over to also blow smoke up Boze's ass, she was going on about why she doesn't like Dorit, and she was like, well, she just doesn't listen. And it's like, that's why you don't like someone. It's not like, oh, well, she killed my friend. And Boze was like, okay, and nobody listens. Yeah, so she talks a lot. That's not a thing. It's not a crime.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Ever since the fucking good guys, we haven't even talked about this.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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no it's not and I'm I really I'm like loving it's it's rare to see somebody who's so untethered to anyone and Bose really just comes in and goes with her gut and I think a lot of times like a new girl even if she's not being courted but like if she is like goes to where they think the audience wants them to go it's always easier to go with the bigger group and it's just like Dorit and Erica over here like and Erica's on both sides Erica's really on the fence right

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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to see somebody like so in control and like seriously making their own decisions just based on judgment, based on gut, based on what they think is so refreshing and so rare.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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$5,000, I think that's like a fair price. I think that's a really good price. Yeah. That's fun. And so if you're an introvert, but maybe $5,000 extroverts you, like that's perhaps the motivation you need.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, it's like so crazy to see somebody with like such a gut instinct following that their gut is right, but also just not being influenced at all by like TV or like, you know, Kyle's like the OG, like who wouldn't want to be on team Kyle? Like she's survived, you know, X many seasons. Oh, speaking of.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, but she's really desperate. She's that's what she's like hanging on to Garcelle and Sutton. And the scene when they were playing tennis, where they finally like sort of addressed the, the issues in Kyle's marriage. Cause I guess like on its surface, Kyle really hasn't told us what went wrong in her marriage. She alluded to something like a breach of trust in the reunion.

The Toast

The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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She didn't get like, she just kind of like says these things and thinks that it's sufficient, but it's actually not.

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So the fact that like her safe place in this group is Sutton and Garcelle and the three of them sat down and Sutton brought up the fact that, what do you mean there was infidelity? You told us. Remember that thing you said once two years ago? And then Garcelle in her interviews is like, I mean, we've all like heard the rumors for years about Mo and Kyle.

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Okay, I also, well, I thought like it was funny. Ha ha, Chuck E. Cheese. I also thought like Sutton trying to do something nice for Erica when like she was so awful. I'm like- Okay, it was just like, and I know Erica, she's like accepting the graciousness, but also like never forgetting like who was there for her and who wasn't and who was awful to her. And Sutton really was.

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I thought that whole thing was so disingenuous and so weird. Yeah.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Shane Dawson. I know. I know that Shane Dawson. In 2019, YouTuber Shane Dawson posted a video that claimed that Chuck E. Cheese's recycled pizza slices. The video went viral and led to a statement from Chuck E. Cheese denying the claims.

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So Shane Dawson's video presented photos of mismatched slices on half and half pies, suggesting they were randomly placed and not a part of the same original pizza. He also claimed that a high school friend who worked at the restaurant confirmed these suspicions. Chuck E. Cheese denied the claim, saying that their pizzas are made to order and that the dough is prepared fresh in the restaurant.

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And Chuck E. Cheese explained that the misshapen slices were simply a byproduct of their freshness.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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That's so gross. Although the pepperoni pie that they showed last night was definitely cooked uniformly.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I'm sorry, it's $5,000. You have to work a little hard for it.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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One thousand percent? I never even heard of that. That's so crazy. So like if two different people ordered a pie and they didn't finish it, there was like three slices left here. They take their extra slices and they just put them on a new pie. And it's like, they probably do that. So also to say, like I saw people on Twitter being like, oh, it's so funny. Like girlhood. That is not girlhood.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And it was weird. And honestly, for as much as Garcelle has been pissing me off, she has so many redeeming moments. So Kyle, are you a lesbian? Thank you, actually. It took someone three years to ask that question. So I can't quit Garcelle because she really does, both her and Sutton, they have redeeming moments when they say the obvious truths. Yes. but they get empowered by that.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Well, you can always delete the video. Don't worry.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And then I think they like attack people like a little superfluously. And honestly, at the end of the Viper Room scene, when Garcelle was like, but Dorit, like, how are you doing? And I love that Dorit was like, are you fucking kidding?

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Why? Yeah, and I'm sorry. Dorit is like, and I've never seen somebody like who's, like every season somebody's going through something, right? And like the women either attack or lift them up. I've never seen somebody who's like actively going through something so deeply and also slaying. Like everything, every fight, every argument, she's like not getting beaten down.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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She will not go down with the ship. Yeah.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Just know this one's not for you. Hashtag toast theme song. Tag the toast. Tag Jackie Rye. It doesn't need to be fully produced. I mean, if you want to, like, make a fancy video to stand out, of course, you know, do you. But it's time. Like, I'm so jealous of the good guys. Their song is so good.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, I'm in agreement. And, like, ha-ha, Kyle got up on the skeet ball and threw the ball in the glass. Ha-ha. You know? Ha-ha. Yeah, so. Oh, also, I love that they, like, immediately addressed in real time. Because usually I feel like it would happen after on social media and then brought to the reunion. The vein. Yeah. And I like that Kyle was like, knew exactly what was being said.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And she was like, yeah, the last time my vein popped like that was, you're such a fucking liar, Camille. And the flashback to that, like actually brought me so much joy. The vein was really popping. Yeah, that, yeah. It's not a good season for Kyle. One, I think in herself, like she doesn't really, I think she feels like lost because she's going through a lot. But two, like-

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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She's acting poorly within the group. She is being a bad friend. And three, like the editors are not letting her get away with one singular lie. No, they're really not. So then it ends with like this text. I can't wait for the fucking reunion when they go back and watch Dorit. Never said in Oceanside, wherever they were, that her and Teddy were...

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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I forget what it was she was accused of saying, but she actually, even Erica was like, Dorit, you did say that. She did.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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She brought up at the Viper Room. Garcelle did. Know what I'm saying? In terms of the group, Garcelle made it a thing. She says it, her and PK Texas.

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Someone, like literally just someone she knows.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, it really, and by the way, it couldn't have been because Dorit's husband was right there in the hug. Right, and then we do. And I could see Dorit like getting confused and like thinking that Mo's back was PK's back.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Even though I don't see them. And Mauricio could really provide financially like the sort of life that Dorit needs. I just, crazier things have happened.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Although because Dorit is not a bad friend, she doesn't talk to Mauricio. Right. So they're actually like not getting closer because they don't text, they don't talk, they don't communicate because it's inappropriate. I could see sooner Kyle and PK getting together because they text all the time. And you know, I would never tell, like I never have. What have you never told?

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The text was so embarrassing. She thought it was just like a standard. You would have had to waterboard that information out of me. And here she is showing.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And not to be like an even bigger conspiracy theorist, but did you find it interesting when she read that text for the first time to Bose? It was a screenshot. Yes.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And just in terms of like, you know, if you're looking for a little bit of inspo, it definitely needs to be like an upbeat, like kind of dance tune.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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It's not manifest. It's projects we need to tackle and just stop talking about. I'm making it goals, okay? We need to release some music. Now the fact that the fucking good guys went ahead and wrote, recorded and released a song already for their podcast. If you guys haven't listened to like the 2025 episodes of the good guys podcast. We love you for that.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And I think maybe if Dorit and PK ever were to reconcile or anything, the first thing Dorit would do while PK's sleeping is go through his phone. Yeah.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Well, that's the funny thing is like the season she's really maintaining that like her and Dorit's friendship was like really never that deep. And they actually like, you know, never spent time together, but you have so many inside jokes and things to text her husband about.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Wouldn't that imply if you're, you have any sort of relationship with someone's husband, that would imply that like that girl is your friend. Yeah. So it just negates her whole argument from the beginning of the season and the Amazon live thing.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Well, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap that you needed is that. And that is our show. That is our show. Don't forget to put your musical producer hat on.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Oh my God, but what about our challenge? You guys get to work. Hashtag toast theme song. Put the challenge on Reels if you really want us to see it. I would recommend putting it on either platform, but if you put it on one and tag us and use the hashtag, hashtag toast theme song, that will suffice, don't worry. But you only have until Sunday if you have a TikTok account.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And why not stop there? Head over to YouTube Shorts. You guys, that's our show. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday Morning Show, where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you listen to podcasts. Find us, the Toast. Leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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So, you know, get comfortable being uncomfortable.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Gonna follow the hashtag. Pathetically going to follow the hashtag on Instagram. And by the way, when we post on Instagram today, we have to just use the hashtag just so it's on everything. I'll be using the hashtag on everything.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Oh my God. Funny. Okay. I'm excited about that. Hashtag Toast theme song. A little social media challenge. Just kick off the hump day. Who am I, Ben? What's next? A giveaway? Oh. Maybe. That's it. Okay. I have to tell you the funniest thing. Does my hair look amazing? I got a blowout yesterday. Yes. Yes.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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So I just sort of treated myself to an in-home blowout with my hairstylist who I haven't seen in months. Like I literally, I do my own hair and like, I just don't go anywhere. So I haven't seen him in so long and he comes in and he's like Latin. So I'm going to do an accent and it's just, it's important because it's like a funny thing. Like I'm doing the accent for the story. Okay.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Just don't be offended. He's giving me such weird looks. Yeah. He's like looking at my body and I'm like, excuse me? He's like, girl, you get implants? I'm like, excuse me? No, I'm pregnant. He was like, what? He had no idea. How did he have no idea? I don't know. I'm like, are you not following me on Instagram? I haven't seen him in so long, but like still, he was like, you have implants?

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And I'm like, No, but I guess it's like kind of a good thing like that. Like my body's changed so much. I haven't seen you since, you know, probably my snatchest and you, your major takeaway was that I got implants.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah, literally. I just about died. And like, I was wearing like a particularly unsupportive bra. Like I was in my pajamas. So I was looking like a little crazy. I guess I could see how he thought that. Yeah. But I guess that's like, Ben was like, you should take that as a compliment. Like someone who hasn't seen you in months, that's what they think?

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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That's what I'll start telling people.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Well, I am, you know, I don't want to set a bad example for other teenagers because teenage pregnancy can be horrible. Really, really hard. It can be. I'm getting through it. Yeah. It could be a beautiful thing. Of course. Of course. But it's not, you know, always the best path for everyone.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And that's what me and my other teen moms believe.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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They're really good, so. No, let's fuck shit up, let's do it.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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At the end of last year, Josh like had written and like recorded this jingle and it's so good. Like to basically intro all their episodes. Two Jews, both big and tall. No subject too small for the good guys. A mother's dream premium podcast team. Make it your weekly routine. It's the good guys. And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Such a good episode. Which was such a good episode, I have so many thoughts. So do I, and it's like the thing with this season and these women is like, I can't get comfortable in my like Stanhood or my hatred because you know, the second I start disliking someone like Sutton, she like goes and like speaks the truth.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The thing is when she speaks the truth on like someone you dislike, you're into Sutton. But then sometimes she gets like a little full of herself, emboldened, if you will. And she speaks the truth on like other things. And it's like, stop.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Objection, relevance. You're hurting someone. Yeah, right, right.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah, Kyle has like kind of no one in this group. So she's like sort of latched herself onto Garcelle and Sutton.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Yeah, should we go to Chuck E. Cheese? Yes. Like seeing the three of them together, not once but twice, Tennis and then Chuck E. Cheese, I was like, what is this crew? And then I realized like the only person Kyle really has sort of on her side is Sutton. And Sutton is still not even afraid to like call her out, which I really appreciated.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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We'll get into the recap after the stories, which I'm shocked to hear you say are good. I feel like with the fires and everything, they've been kind of like, you know.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And we're looking for the best options for our dogs and fresh, healthy food. There are so many benefits, but it can be a lot of work. And at the end of the day, like we're just trying to feed our dogs in a timely manner. And I think the farmer's dog is the best option. One, because it's delivered to your house, all the meals are pre-portioned.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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And it's made from human grade, real meat and veggies that are gently cooked with the safety and quality standards of human food. So even the best traditional dry and wet dog food options are really processed. And because pet food is not really regulated that well, they can use much lower quality ingredients than they claim to. But farmer's dog is just like not, not like other dog foods, not a lot.

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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No, not the great guys. We're just the good, good, good, good guys. Whoa. Hey guys, welcome back to Good Guys. I'm so jealous. I literally texted Josh. I'm like, when is it an appropriate amount of time for me to wait for you to ask, for me to ask to write one for us? Like, I want one.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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And I'm pretty sure her husband's a billionaire. Yeah. She married into the LVMH family, right? Renault. Yeah, right. Like the big Louis Vuitton family. She's on a boat pretty much all year long. She loves to swim. She's definitely a water sign. And she is always in a bathing suit. Her Instagram is the funniest place on the planet. And if I looked like her, I would do the exact same thing.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Oh, and I was married to a billionaire. So I actually think, so if they have to do like a million covers, this is a good one.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Let me tell you something about these t-shirts I would die without these t-shirts like if you're going through any sort of physical body changes Like I cannot recommend just having at least one t-shirt on standby I actually placed an order from our own merch shop before the shirts went live because I needed three more um, they have so buoyed me throughout this entire pregnancy and I know they'll be doing me all summer like with my

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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okay got it so like that's her thing samahayek is like the old one not old one excuse me you know what i mean they always have to do something inclusive um and i thought she was like what's her name lauren lauren chan i would have thought she was like a digital influencer like one of the okay i've never seen this girl in my life yeah where does she like do her content she's canadian that's maybe why we don't know her she's the founder of the plus size clothing brand henning

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Okay, maybe we're not supposed to know. Oh, and she's a lesbian. Oh, okay.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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That's a check. Lauren Chan is the first out lesbian to appear solo on a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover. That's cool. Really? Nobody else has been a lesbian?

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Like that's like a influencer box check.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Well, these are all like weirdly good selects. And it's not my favorite photo of her.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Yeah, she's so cute. But I feel like they kind of like phoned it in with her. Cover. Like, the rest of them are... I feel like... I mean, this is... Libby Dunn's looks like a picture from Instagram. It's a little basic, yeah. I actually really like the selects. I just hate the concept that there are multiple selects. Like, just give us one. Yeah. Who's the hit girl of the moment? And, like...

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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None of these girls are models. That's the other thing. They're all celebrities, famous for other things. Whereas Sports Illustrated, for many, many years, was kind of like a Victoria's Secret, like a huge thing you would get in your modeling career, and it would launch the career of lots of young models. So it's kind of annoying that Well, you can be a lot of things and a model.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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None of these girls are models by trade.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Are you supportive of one cover with three people like the Nina Ogdell one?

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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like these four swirlies don't know each other they're not connected at all no it's so random and now I know you're like you're being really supportive of each of the women well I love Jordan Childs like she's a queen and she did like get totally fucking robbed and I have no issue with any of these women and I've just recently like taken interest in Salma Hayek's digital footprint so it felt like very personal to me and Libby Dunn like that's like a Zandra like I like when they lean into like the young tiktok because I'm very young and hip on tiktok

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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So I, and I don't know the other swirly, but like love size inclusion. Like there's nothing wrong with any of the selects, but it's not what it, what sports illustrated once was. And I feel like every time we talk about this, we sound like grandma's like back in my day, but it was fabulous back in my day, bitch. Okay.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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sexy postpartum body get yourself a shirt whether you're having a baby you're just like struggling with your body get a shirt no but even last summer when we launched the shirt and we were being skinny i loved the shirt when i was skinny so that's what i posted on my instagram this morning because i posted i styled it like so cute i would never wear the shirt like that now and i'm like not me being so snatched in the same t-shirt that i wore two weeks ago on the toast looking cute as a moose you know sisterhood of the traveling t-shirt

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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It was Kate Upton. It was Chrissy Teigen, Nina Ogdahl. It was Hannah Jeter. Oh, we saw Derek Jeter at lunch yesterday. Slay New York moment. But Hannah wasn't there, so we didn't really care.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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If I'm talking about it in the context of this new gen of Sports Illustrated, these are good selects. But in the scheme of like what made Sports Illustrated, like why do we care about Sports Illustrated? Because for many years it was this destination. Then yeah, this sucks.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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That's what I'm waiting for. There have been- Well, technically, Nina, when she was filming on Paul American, she was like three days pregnant.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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It's true. We are beautiful too. Like I love looking in the mirror at my pregnant body. I'm finding these covers to be extremely exclusive. That's a fire critique. And I feel offended. No, and I feel like each year they do try to top. Like this year we're doing the first and they keep getting like more specific. So like literally do the first pregnant woman. What's the big deal?

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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It's literally not a big deal. Also, have you seen some of these pregnant women who are models?

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Just so you know. It's just not, it's not good. It's not iconic. It hasn't been iconic for many, many years. I would say the last like real iconic and the last one they chose singularly was Camille Caustic, right? No, she was in a group. Oh, maybe I just like followed her. So it felt bigger.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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I feel like she was grouped. It's just been years and years of like groups and it's so... Cause they never, they didn't wanna make a choice. Like they had gotten a lot of, I feel like it started cause they got a lot of criticism about not being size inclusive. So they put Ashley Graham on one of the covers. Well, it's like, if you're gonna be inclusive, just give her the cover.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Like that's it, that's the statement you're making. But they didn't really wanna make that statement. So they had multiple covers. And then they got like caught in this thing where they have to have multiple covers.

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Right, gay and straight. No, they kind of, they got, they got like a little too caught up in being inclusive. So they can't choose anyone now. Cause then it would be like, well, you're saying that's the standard of beauty. It's like, well, no, we just chose someone.

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Yeah. And also the fact that the covers were released and I didn't hear about it until this moment. And I literally. When I tell you, I got home from our lunch and I was on my phone for the rest of the day. Like it doesn't bode well for the impact of Sports Illustrated. It used to be, we were like countdown waiting for it. Like we knew it was coming.

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Right, nevermind. We're going back.

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These t-shirts are genuine magic.

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I feel like you're going to be shocked, but based on the photos too, right? Like the photos themselves.

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I would say Salma Hayek too. I don't think whoever shot Jordan Childs like really was looking out. Like this is not the best Jordan Childs could look in terms of her- Her hair and makeup, like lighting. This is just not a great photo of Jordan Charles.

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And she's on this like dirty rock. They fly to these unbelievable places. Her background is like sea moss covered dirty rocks. There's two gymnasts on the covers. True. Olivia Dunn's like, it's just, it's very pretty. She has the blue water, but you're right. It's very Instagram. Like it's not a photo.

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I think Lauren Chance is very poorly lit. Like it's overexposed with the sun in the back. I think, and I happen to think Salma Hayek's is beautiful. Like I, they're known for their destinations and she could literally be at a pool in Miami, but in her, in her act, she probably was in her backyard, but I would choose Salma Hayek.

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Should have been Caitlin Clarke. But like, she's not a model. Sorry. No, I'm getting caught up in the Sports Illustrated. Like, no, give us models, please. Give me someone I've never heard of. Like, it's supposed to, it used to be like a discoverability.

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I would be so happy if Zandra was, like, and she is like the most insane Sports Illustrated body.

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She has curves and boobs. Like, she's sick looking. So that would be your choice. Give it to Zandra. Or Turdy, obviously.

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And, like, this trope of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ex-husbands, like, getting caught making out with girls and, like... I'm over it.

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Ooh, that's a lot for the public. They're waiting for ballet. Well, they also don't know who she is, right? They said like on Mystery Blonde.

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Yeah, she really could be anyone. She looks like a mix of so many people. I don't like hold a candle for him and Kyle. So like, I'm not upset by this. I do think it's- I'm upset by this. I do think it's icky when you have like daughters that age. Like she looks like she could be about Farrah's age. How would you feel if your father married someone your own age?

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There is a way to be like courteous and respectful in your new life of like your children and your ex-wife who you seem to be on good terms with. And like things like this are not that. No, every other picture is cute and kosher.

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It's the bachelor jump, you know, when you like run to the group date and you want to get there first.

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So you jump and straddle. It's just not appropriate. He's also an older gentleman. I worry, of course, about his back. Like... It's not nice. As my people would say, it's a look of a, like, yeah.

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Oh, is that their celebrity name? Kyle and Morgan. What about Corgan?

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Yeah. I, I don't know if Kyle cares. Um, Like it seems like she did on the season.

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I do think it's also only a matter of time before we get like the next set of photos and it's like a double date with Mauricio Piquet and these high young things.

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So we were like being really good.

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Even though Piquet's wasn't mystery. She was like a Big Brother UK.

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Contestant. Yeah, amazing race, whatever. Yeah. It's only a matter of time calling it now.

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Yeah, Hilary Duff tried to make news by being back in the studio. Matthew Koma, her husband, and a music producer posted a picture of her alluding to new music. And I just want to say, I'm good. No, I'm all set. The catalog of music you left us with is enough for a lifetime. Thank you for your work. Rest easy.

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Not enough time has passed. Like literally a decade has to pass. Like they, it's kind of like the end of Daisy Jones. Like they'll finally get together when they both like have Alzheimer's.

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Who's in the middle of Daisy Jones in the sixth. My bad, like 100% my bad. But we didn't say who.

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Zendaya classy bra wait did you see the video of Law Roach on the red carpet like being interviewed by like Entertainment Tonight or something but he's like look while he's being interviewed he's like just looking down at the carpet like seeing who's coming and who's going and you see him see Anna Sawai for the first time so we're getting his like live reaction he's like oh that's so funny she's wearing like Zendaya's outfit like he looked like a little mad but he kept it he kept it together yeah I saw that video um

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We were so gorgeous. We were so beautiful. And it's tough because we now spend like almost every summer together and the summer starts off July 4th, Olivia's birthday, Claudia's birthday. It's like 10 days of just like, we have to eat. Yeah.

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She's on another planet. And to be honest, while the outfits were quite literally the exact same like items, right? Like a white blazer, a white bell-bottom shirt, They couldn't have been more different.

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So that's nice because the overall rhetoric online was like, well, she looks worse than Zendaya. Nobody was like, who wore it better? It wasn't even a question. So she got invited to the Met Gala. Not only did she show up wearing the same as somebody else, it's a Zendaya. Yikes. So honestly, flowers, it was the least Zendaya could do.

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We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. That doesn't feel right. Feels like we've accomplished so much. We've done so much. Why isn't it at least Thursday? I don't know. Feels wrong. Wrong.

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Everyone else. So toxic. We looked up women. We do, in our own way. In a sort of unique and peculiar kind of way. We break them down to lift them up. Right, we make them like the worst versions of themselves so that they can return better. Better, yeah. Yeah. That's just like a little bit about us.

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cake literally so I know that's how I was actually thinking this morning I was looking for this video I wanted to make like a transition video so I was looking for the before so I had to scroll through all my videos and I was like not me thinking like in the beginning of this pregnancy I was such a moose I couldn't have been cuter like I was so cute my face really didn't change it did change recently I've acknowledged that but like it was I was and you couldn't tell me shit I feel like there was someone who was trying to tell you that yeah Ben was real no kidding

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Right. Explain to me how she was channeling Yoko Ono, the other girl. For the theme. Like, how does that apply? Oh, well, I couldn't. Black dandyism, Yoko Ono. I couldn't explain that to you. No. If anybody wants to sound off in the comments or just make the connection for me. I'm sure it's there. Yeah, of course. The thing is, that's the thing with the Met Gala.

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If you try hard enough, like you can, it's like the meme where you're like doing all the math. You can make an outfit connect to the theme. But if we have to ask so many questions.

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And I didn't realize until this moment that like Timothee Chalamet, sort of like the reincarnated spirit of Shia LaBeouf.

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Yeah. They also look so much alike. They have the same voice. Like you're telling me Shia wasn't in, I mean, excuse me. You're telling me Timothy wasn't in even Stevens. Like I'm confused.

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And Shia's not dating Kylie Jenner.

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I never thought of the comparison because I don't really ever think of Shia LaBeouf.

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And I was excited to see that Shia was back in the news because then we get the opportunity to say, Shia, Shia, Shia.

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So it is a window into Timothy's, you know, offline personality.

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Now, I did find it interesting that Timothy signed his email, Timothy, you know? Yeah. So formal. With the accent and everything. Right. And I didn't know if that's what he went by, like, in his personal life. It could have been Tim. It could have been Timmy. It could have been Tom. Like, Tim Tam. So I guess he's so, and it does make sense, he's very serious, that he goes by Timothay.

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How are we meant to pronounce Timothy with the accent? Because if it's not Timothy, what is the apostrophe on the E mean? It's like, eh. Timothée, he is French. Half. And I assume the half is the apostrophe.

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Such like a not a sexy name. No, it's not. Maybe Timmy. Well, whatever. Timmy's also not sexy. You can't be like, hey, Timmy, give me that dick.

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And there is actually not enough room for both of them because nobody likes or cares about Shia LaBeouf.

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Yeah, but Shia's like canceled. Like he's in no go zone. I don't think he gets a cast and stuff. And that's why Shia, Shia, FKA twigs. Like he was extremely abusive. And I believe Margaret Qualley is involved in some, cause she dated him briefly as well. And she was like starring in his like, you know, like short film. Remember that whole thing?

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Like it was, I'm not, I'm not fully versed on like the, I'm the first to admit. Yeah. He's not, he's not that guy, you know? So like Timothy don't respond, you know? Yeah. I do feel kind of weird, like reading Timothy's private email. It is always interesting to see how people who we know peripherally and publicly, how they actually speak or act behind closed doors.

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We seriously have the same fucking brain. Yes, it's reminding me of Jeff Bezos too. Like you see this businessman, you see this nerd, like everybody has preconceived notions about him. And then his private text messages get leaked and it turns out he just wants to get drunk with you, you know? Not really drunk, just a little drunk and then wake up and read the newspaper.

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Help, I'm still at the restaurant.

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Jax, why don't you tell me a little bit about ResortPass?

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As a financially mindful person, I would ask that question and you would say how?

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We have a great show today. The stories are really good. I did watch The Valley and Jackie didn't. And I literally called her and I'm like, I watched the episode. I'm like, Jackie, you don't have to watch it. Like, I know you're busy with the kids. Like, seriously, it was the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life. I will do like a brief recap just to tell you how dumb everyone was being.

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Played that one. Very good, Jackie. I'm impressed. Very good, Jackie. I literally feel like your teacher. Like, very good.

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It was so believable. So sorry. Not only was it in reputable newspapers, It's like the shittiest TV show on the planet with the literary ratings that are worse than my Instagram stories. Like I didn't even think for a second it wasn't true or possible.

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Collective believement. And like Bethany made a video addressing it. Sonia Morgan, like everybody was on board. So that's how. It's wishful thinking.

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This is called the casting process. Like we fucking know.

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Who do you think the 10 that they met with are? Was it you I was having a conversation with about who they should cast? Yeah, we came up with two really good people. Danielle Bernstein. And Melissa Wood Health. And Melissa Wood Health. Melissa Wood Health is like super successful and like very, I think she has a really interesting personal life. Everybody knows Danielle from Instagram.

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She's kind of like crazy. Like she would be great for it.

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Like it or not. Sorry, they're both wealthy. Like for me, that's the bar. And they are real friends, like for years. I think that if you took that group maybe and some peripheral friends that you don't know who are wealthy and interesting too, that would be cool. Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was a good select, especially Melissa Wood. Yeah, she has such an interesting story too, right?

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She was like a cocktail waitress. She met her husband who like owned the bar where she was cocktail waitressing. He ended up becoming like one of the biggest like nightlife. He is one of the founders of the Tao Group.

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Tao Group. I didn't know that that's how they met. Yes, yes, yes. And then she built her own like empire, Melissa Wood Health, which is like online fitness. Yeah. Yeah. people like she's an influencer. Everybody loves her. Like she would be great for like bringing people to watch. And then I'm sure she has very interesting friends.

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So, but it sounds like they're not entirely scratching the, the new gen cast because like some of the OG housewives like Erin Leach and I think Cy were like posted Andy's response being like, we're still here. And it's like, we actually do need to wipe the slate clean. Everybody's gotta go.

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I do think they should keep Erin. And I think when we talk about like people who should be on the show, we're talking about like, you know, even Melissa Wood. I'm sure like Melissa Wood knows Erin or they've met before. It's not like such a social stretch.

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After last season. Well, Brynn's already left and I don't think Uba was right for the housewives. And Uba was like caught, she had a bad last season, right? No, no, that's Brynn.

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She was involved, yes, but Brynn was the one with the big lie.

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No, so with Jessel, like, she had a rough start, and then she became the hero. Like, New York Times wrote everyone, and I think a lot of her hero-dom is extremely unwarranted, and she's, a lot of it has to do with her husband. Like, people like him. He's, like, funny and weird. She's gotta go. Yeah. Sorry, she's gotta go.

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So Psy on the first season was trying so fucking hard. Like, it was actually painful to watch. Like, you respected how badly she wanted the show to work, but like, my God- Pretend. I do think she ended up like getting better. I think she has potential. If I had to keep one more, I would keep Psy. And her and Erin are actually friends.

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No, that's good. And we're not complaining. And seriously, the valley like was so not worth you.

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She wasn't like a big potster, but she was a really good narrator almost. She's very sound of mind. Okay. And you need someone who can like talk to the audience like in a real way. Okay.

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Yeah, they went down the wrong path. It's not too late. Turn it around. Let's start again.

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Oh, really? Of course, like once I join, everybody stops watching the show.

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Yeah. Summer house, I do believe is worth the carving. The Valley, like some episodes are really good and some are not. And last night was like actually really dark.

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Yes, it has potential. And so a cast shakeup would be good.

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Or like we really don't know them.

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And this was my thought from last night's episode. You guys are not going to like it, but like it's way uninteresting without Jax. He's fucking crazy. We're all talking about him. We don't see him. And they did a flashback. I'm like, yeah, Jax was on the show. It was better when he was on. He's a crazy person. He's a perfect reality star. He's toxic. He's terrible.

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From an entertainment perspective, he is a big get for the show. He's like a pull. And him and Britney too. And so- I don't know how we deal with that.

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And actually last night's episode, like obviously we're always talking about Jesse and Michelle, but it really, for me, it wasn't about them. Like the episode was so boring until the very end where like two things happened and

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Santa Barbara. They go to a winery. The bus breaks down. They have to go back to a gas station.

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Danny comes. They- Danny's home. Then they go to the winery and whatever. And like, it's all so boring until they get home. And they're obviously just been drinking all day. Danny like drank a lot at the winery to sort of catch up because he was a couple of hours late because he was working. And then they get home. And I guess in the pantry, there are no cameras. So Danny like runs into the pantry.

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And I think Janet sees him. He's just chugging straight up from a bottle of tequila.

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like hiding it even though everyone's drinking like what's the big deal i mean jesse woke up that morning after his like big drama the night before right he woke up and was like walking around the house with like a glass of sauvignon blanc he looked so lame and everybody was like what's with the champagne like so it's like this isn't a group where you have to hide your drinking everybody's blackout so i feel like he's hiding it from nia so but okay so they have a chef come

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I don't really have much to catch you up on. Like these days, there's so little going on in my life. Like obviously there's a lot going on in my life, but like in terms of podcast fodder, like, okay, what did I do yesterday?

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Danny falls asleep. She tries to wake him up and it's like one of those sleeps where like he could be dead. Yeah. So she goes to dinner and there's an empty chair next to it and everybody's like, where's your husband? And she's like, you know, he's so tired. Like he worked and then he drove all the way out here and like, you know, the winery.

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And she wouldn't acknowledge, like, he's sleeping because he's blackout, not because he's tired and has three kids. Sorry, I love her. Yeah, no, okay. So it's, like, not a big deal. It's just something, like, you would talk shit about your friend behind your back being like, why couldn't she just say, like, her husband's drunk?

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Like, she just is not going to say it. So they acknowledge it. It was very pageant-y of her. But, like, Brittany and Jasmine are getting so mad at this. And I'm like, okay, you losers need to stop. Like...

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because Brittany's like and I get what Brittany's saying she's like I like come out I bleed out like I'm talking about my kids and my husband like and you can't just acknowledge that your husband's drunk like who gives a shit like be real she was saying for the show but like be real and so I get why she's like annoyed but like they're getting so bent out of shape over it Jasmine it really is the one who made it a thing and they're like talking shit about me just because you've aired out all your dirty laundry on television like doesn't mean that the rest of us have to and like you protect your husband like that's an admirable I don't even by the way Nia

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protecting danny that is nia being real that's who nia is like and but we all have eyes you could see what it is i don't need you to do anything bad at the winery and then be like my husband drank too much like why do you need no but jasmine's really trying to make a connection between this incident with her girlfriend right which by the way was one year ago like they said it keeps saying like it was literally a year ago she brought it up on camera two weeks ago and

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to like resolve it and she brought it up again now so I don't even know if she was necessarily bothered when it happened but like she wanted it for the show so she's trying to make a connection between like his drinking like she's hiding his drinking and this incident with her and her girlfriend where they flashback I guess they filmed it but didn't make it like a real scene he was super apologetic he was like I'm really embarrassed it's like not who I am I believed him um

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We had a lunch meeting and then I went home and collapsed and I almost fainted at the lunch meeting. I was like so on. Yeah. I am so looking forward to not being hot anymore. Like I know the weather's about to get hotter, but I'm ready for like my temperature to re-regulate. Like I'm so, oh, you know what? I don't know if people talk about the similarities in being overweight and being pregnant.

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but like Jasmine doesn't want to let it go. Cause it's like really what like brings her into the storyline. So she's just like trying so hard to like make a connection. And so Nia like puts her ear up to the door and she hears Brittany and Jasmine like talking shit. And she just goes in there being like, what's your fucking problem? Like just cause your life is falling apart. Like mine is too.

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And I have to give major shout out. Cause I feel like we're really hard on Kristen Doty. She was the only one being like, who cares? He probably is tired. Cause he has three kids and he's drunk. She literally was holding space for two things. Her and Luke were like, not, we're the only ones not wanting to like dog on Danny for being drunk. They were just like,

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I mean, he did drive like three hours here, three hours back. He did work and they have three kids. Yeah, and he drank. Both things can be true. I'm like, who cares? Like they were the only ones being like, why are we talking about this? Like it's literally, it's not a thing. It was so fucking loser-y. I was like, it was the first time I've ever been like, Brittany, stop.

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Brittany, I can give more lenience to because she's obviously going through a lot. And so she's like not making the right decisions always. And they're all so drunk. They've just been drinking all day. And you look around the house. I don't even think they like highlight how much these people actually drink. Like so much alcohol.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Aren't they hung over in the morning?

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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So it was the Danny thing. And then what was the second thing that happened? I think maybe that was it.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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No, but the thing is the reason that Nia found out that like Jasmine and Brittany were talking shit is because Zach told her. Cause he was like, well, you know, Brittany thought she should tell Janet what I said at Jax's bar. He was like waiting for his moment. And honestly, it was like cracking up. He's so like transparent, but I loved it.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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But like somebody needed to say it because Nia wouldn't have known. But it's like, you claim that's your best friend. Like you're so lame. Like that is hysterical. Was Benjana sick there? Benjana sick did not show up, which is probably why the episode had record low ratings. If I had to guess. Yeah. Um, it was a bad episode.

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Like I'm making it like my, my recaps hilarious, but like my recap is funnier than the episode.

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Like they are not toxic. Of course they're not perfect people, but like they're trying to make it like the group is trying to make it seem like they have a lot of problems that they're hiding from us. I don't think they do. I think they're a regular couple. There's like a scene in the sprinter where he's at home and he's about to leave to meet them. And she's like, wait, go back to the house.

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I need you to pick up a few things. And she's like yelling at him. She's being like such a nasty bitch wife. And everybody hears her and they're like... And she's like, sorry guys. And I think they're trying to make it seem like a conspiracy. There's like something going on in this house. I think they're just regular people with like stress and jobs and kids.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Like obviously the bigness is a huge one, but I feel like a lot of my overweight life prepared me

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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And like, it's honestly probably like more relatable than it is toxic. It's not, they're trying to make it a thing.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Except it is a day de la celebración because we're having a big merch launch and everybody got what they wanted and all the items are for sale. Jackie and I are wearing, you know, they say butter yellow is the color of the season. Have you seen them saying that?

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You have three kids living in an apartment. Like, it's hard. Right. Go back to the house and get me my thing. Yeah, she's like, I'm your wife. Go back to the house. It was extremely real. Like, honestly, it was the most, the closest I've ever felt to her, you know? I know. I seriously love them. Yeah. Tomorrow we have a Summer House recap and another Pardulisha show. P-G-L-S. Correct.

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Thank you guys so much for listening to the show.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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for pregnancy things like being out of breath tips and tricks tips and tricks the heat like i when you're overweight you're just like plenty i have a fan here i have a fan here and i just installed a window air conditioning unit because it wasn't cold enough in the studio like i feel i was as well prepared and i also feel that way about stretch marks i made a tiktok about this i don't know if i've talked about this yet you haven't gotten any stretch marks i said like one of the benefits of being like a formerly fat bitch who got pregnant is that

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your body isn't like, this isn't a shock to your body, the stretching. So when I gained a lot of weight, like in college, I had gotten stretch marks and they went away over time. And then I lost weight and now I'm like gaining weight again. And my skin is not getting stretch marks because like, My skin's like, we've been here before. You know, this is not new to us.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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And people were like, just wait. They can come in the 39th week. And some people say they come after.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

412.255

My skin has been itchy, though, up until this point.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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That's for the best. I have come to the realization I have far too many mirrors in my home and they're in like very high traffic areas. So there's one directly on the path from my bed to the bathroom, which is where I go.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

489.671

Every time I walk to the bathroom. And also I can see a little bit of myself getting out of bed, which is really fucking scary. Then there's also one right at the entrance of my kitchen. You actually do need to get rid of some. It's not good for your mental health. I completely agree. And when I was on Ozempic, I was like loving all the mirrors, you know, I'm like mirror, mirror on the wall.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

506.062

Who's the snatchiest of them all. And now it's actually detrimental.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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The one in my bedroom is definitely like the biggest, it's gotta go.

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

58.507

Okay, so I'm just trying to make like a marketing statement. So did you hear that butter yellow?

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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there are a set of rules for how the ads are done. Like if you're not gonna comply, then I'm gonna keep doing it.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Well, just know during maternity leave, Jackie's in charge of all the ads. And I offered by the way, I was like, do you want me to prerecord them? She's like, no, I got it. The episodes are going to be two hours long because the ad breaks are going to be an hour.

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Support our sponsors and our sponsors. Thank you for supporting us. Why, thank you, sponsors. We truly couldn't do what we do without you, and we love you dearly.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Taylor Farms, one of our favorites. I just got a big, big delivery of Taylor Farms salads. Those are also really good for postpartum. Like, I can't be making meals, you know? No, no, no, but I do hear that they're rebranding to Lurd Firms. You heard? We actually, as ambassadors, we can either confirm or deny the validity of those rumors, so we've just been told to say no comment. No comment.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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Now, Taylor Farms Chopped Salad Kits, I'm sure you've heard us talk about them. We talk about them all the time. They're one of our favorite sponsors. It's salad in a bag. And before you say, like, salad in a bag, you guys would never. No, you have no idea what you're missing out on. It's reinventing everything. This ain't your grandma's salad bags. Some would say they defy boring.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

67.009

But did you hear that butter yellow is the color of the season? Jackie and I are extremely on trend as designers, as manufacturers, and obviously as business women. We knew butter yellow was gonna be the color of the season. So we launched a butter crew neck set. It also comes with shorts. Head to shoptoesmerch.com.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

677.981

They afy boring. Yeah, OG inside joke. If you don't listen to the ads, like, you guys are missing out.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

684.245

So Taylor Farms Chopped Salad Kits are helping you get your salad together. They come in so many flavors, like Sweet Kale, Caesar, Avocado Ranch, Mediterranean Crunch. We love them. They're super fresh. They're crisp and delicious. One of the best parts of Taylor Farms is that all the ingredients are pre-washed, pre-chopped. Like it's seriously, you can eat it out of the bag.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

699.518

And a lot of people do. If you're like Jackie and you have like eight sets of bowls and you want to like take a party picture, you can put it in a bowl. But like a lot of us are just eating it out of the bag and that's okay. And you can make it for like an on-the-go lunch or if you're having like a full-blown dinner party, like you don't have to make the salad. It really is versatile like that.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

712.931

So there's no chopping, slicing. The greens are fresh. It's super yummy. The dressing, they have toppings, like they really get creative with the ingredients too. So mix it up and give yourself a round of applause. If I can do it, you can do it too. Grab a Taylor Farms chopped salad kit and get your salad together. Today's episode is brought to you by Hill House Home.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

731.498

Literally my life these days is brought to you by Hill House Home. I just had to place an order from Hill House Home and I also heard their robes are back in stock, just like. Don't quote me on that, but everybody was waiting, and they're finally back in stock. I got new nap dresses from them. Nap dresses are... You know when Regina George says sweatpants are all that fits me right now?

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

747.588

Nap dresses are all that fits me right now. And on Mother's Day, I texted Jackie. I'm like, what are you wearing? I just had a feeling we were going to show up in the same dress. We both were wearing Hill House Home nap dresses, but they come in so many different versatile patterns that we were wearing different ones. So Hill House Home invented the viral nap dress.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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It's the most flattering and comfortable fit with their signature smocking. I don't believe they were intended for pregnant or postpartum women, but... Let me tell you we found them and we're not letting them go Seriously the best thing in my closet everything I get from hill house home. They also make pajamas I have two amazing robes from them. I love their robes.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

776.819

They're like definitely like pregnancy essentials for me I've really worn the Nap dresses through every stage of life like before I got pregnant obviously when I was trying to hide my bump When it was all that fits me. It's really the best everything from there is super soft. It's perfect for really all stages of life. And don't forget Hill House Kids.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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They have matching items with your little ones. It's so cute. Get 15% off your first order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com. Our code is TOAST15. Again, that's code TOAST15, T-O-A-S-T-1-5. That'll get you 15% off your first order at hillhousehome.com. One of my favorite sponsors, hands down, especially for this stage of my life. Today's episode is also brought to you by Prolon.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

819.461

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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We've got phone cases. We've got totes. We've got crew necks. We've got the t-shirts.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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NextGen builds on the original Prolon with 100% organic soups and teas, but it has a richer taste and ready-to-eat meals. So it's developed over decades at USC's Longevity Institute. It's backed by the top U.S. medical centers. Prolon has been shown to support biological age reduction, metabolic health, skin appearance, fat loss, and energy.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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The five-day program really can make you feel so much better. And then NextGen can take it to the next level. So Prolon is not like any other diet you've ever done because it's not a diet. It's science. It's super convenient. They send everything you need all in one box. So when you're really craving like a real body reset, you know, you've just been like... trudging through life.

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

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You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

967.302

you would get chosen and it was like that it girl of the year your career and like i feel like we were because i was watching paul american she was talking about how that cover like launched her career it's not like that anymore because it's all inclusive like we have somebody who's old somebody who's young somebody who's from the north and somebody's it's like just choose someone no they literally cover every single bucket with these four covers this year it is salma hayek

The Toast

You Could Always Be Fatter: Wednesday, May 14th, 2025

991.42

It would have been, no, no, let me tell you. I just started following. Actually, I don't follow her. She came up on my For You page, Salma Hayek. Have you seen her social media? No. It's one of the craziest fucking places on the planet. Salma Hayek is in such amazing shape for any woman, but specifically a woman her age. And she knows it. And all, I don't know where she lives.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1013.535

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The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1030.724

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The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1048.833

Get $20 off your purchase now at skylightframe.com slash toast. Today's episode is also brought to you by Blue Nile. What a year it's been. A lot of you guys have a lot to celebrate, a lot of things you want to give yourself credit for. And it feels good. Like we were just saying, Jackie, this November, we accomplished two of our major dreams. Dream making needs to be commemorated with jewelry.

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1069.941

That's just my opinion. And it feels like a good time to step back, take a look at your life in this moment, and commemorate it with something beautiful, something sparkly. If you're thinking about buying jewelry, there's no better place to do it than Blue Nile. That was actually really good advice when I turned 30.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1081.606

I was panicking, and Tinks was like, buy yourself something really nice to commemorate. It's a good thing, first of all. It's a privileged age. And also, commemorating big moments with a piece of jewelry, you'll never be unhappy.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1091.034

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The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1106.147

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1123.655

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The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1139.384

So go to BlueNile.com to shop Blue Nile. It's the original online jeweler since 1999. That's BlueNile, N-I-L-E.com, BlueNile.com. Thank you, Dot Turt.

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1149.1

You're welcome. Our first story, the big celeb news of the day, finally, People's Sexiest Man Alive has been announced, and it is... John Krasinski.

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

115.595

fall now so it's a little bit thicker stock also wanted to note that because we we really try not to do most of our drops we do pre-order so everybody can order exactly what they want nothing sells out um that does mean that the lead time for shipping is a little bit longer so it says four to five weeks right now um But you'll be able to get everything you want.

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1162.709

Now, I heard two things about this that I feel like ruined my take on it. So I want to get your take and then I'll read the two things that Dumas posted that really shook me up.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1173.459

Okay, I think this is a great choice. I think that it covers like People Magazine's demographic while also being like objectively a good call, pretty relevant. And I think everybody really likes this guy. And that's coming from someone who like actually hasn't fallen into John Krasinski lore. I don't watch The Office. I don't watch Jack Ryan. I don't watch A Simple Place.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1195.962

Objectively, he's a good looking man.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1198.705

A Quiet Place. And Cody Simpson's getting a CMA award. Correct. Objectively, he's nice looking. I know people really love him. And even though I'm not even a part of it, I think this is such a great choice. So I can only imagine how people who love him feel about this. Okay, that's a good take.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

12.638

Lovely lady lumps. Actually, you and I are the two humps because we're both twinning in camel.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1218.185

What was your initial take? I literally saw the announcement via this Dumois thing on Twitter. It was the first thing I saw when I woke up. And there was two blinds that she had read. I'm shocked at what you could say that could ruin people's CMAs. Well, the first was that, FYI, Glenn Powell was aggressively courted for Sexiest Man Alive and he turned People Magazine down.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1236.213

He joins the ranks of Ryan Gosling, Jason Momoa, and Keanu Reeves in terms of stars who have been begged to be Sexiest Man Alive but who have absolutely refused. Okay. Then this is the blind that like really made me like question everything. Okay. This A-list actor who was starting to fall from stardom was willing to pay millions of dollars to be quote chosen as 2024 sexiest man alive.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1258.191

He knows that people are losing interest in him and he thinks that spending the money on the title is a good investment in gaining back momentum for his career.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1264.925

I do not believe that. Okay. Like, because if that's true, that's just like the nuttiest thing I ever heard. I didn't know you could pay. I don't think, I don't believe it.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1275.614

I just want to say like, and John Krasinski is not my fave, but I'm going to trust your guys' fave because he literally says in the article, like he immediately blacked out when he was told he's going to be people's sexiest man alive.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1289.025

Jackie, keep in mind, these are actors. Like they are deluded.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1291.447

I know, but like, I don't. I mean, I know people bold face lie to your face, but until I can confirm that they've done it once, like I do give people the benefit of the doubt and I've not seen John Krasinski to be a liar. And I also don't agree with that blurb that like he's waning from public interest. I think he's doing just fine.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1309.583

And I think he's like, at a level where even if he's not doing public outings and things, he's always eternally famous. He's at that level. Now, let me really strip back and give you my thoughts. I'm not offended by this choice whatsoever. Again, he's not my favorite.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

132.853

You won't have to like, you know, be crying because you're getting like a size you didn't want or an item that you wanted sold out. So just keep in mind four to five weeks and you get whatever you want. So that's right. Nothing's going to sell out. We're going to close the shop in a few days, but you have time. Yeah. So.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1323.339

I actually don't particularly think he's good looking, but I know there are people who die for Jim and Pam and Jack Ryan and all that. So again, I'm happy for them. And I think I feel this way often about People Magazine. They always just make like a, it's like so obvious, you know, like do something crazy. I think it should be a little bit obvious though. Yeah. For what this is.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1345.172

I don't know. Well, they do like, you know what, nevermind, I'm not going to say that. Who would have been like a crazy... I don't know. I even think like Jeremy Allen White would have been a crazy choice because he is like still kind of niche. He's on one show. He's not niche.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1360.684

He's not niche. We are just used to People Magazine choosing men over 40. He would be the youngest person to ever be chosen.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1367.884

I also think that's a good precedent. I don't know. Maybe we could also have a different publication do like- Maxim, sexiest. Hottest guy. But I like what People Magazine does and I like that they don't stray too far from it. It's an older, more established man. Everybody really knows them.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1384.959

It's interesting to me that- People Magazine is not ordinarily a publication, stars at this level would ever sit down for an interview for. Now, a lot of them make an exception for the sexiest man alive thing. It's Glenn Powell.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1397.999

Actually, Glenn Powell yesterday, or maybe this morning, was announced as the cover star of Vanity Fair with Jonathan Bailey, Nicole Kidman, the big movie stars of this season. And so it's clear he's really in a different stratosphere. And he's on this... path of Hollywood movie star. We haven't had a real male movie star in a while.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1417.036

That's what he wants to be, very like Tom Cruise back in the day. So I can actually see him turning this down. And I do feel like perhaps there was a time where John Krasinski would have said no to this, but not anymore.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1431.983

Yeah, I think he's at the right place in his career as the sexiest man usually is because it's more of a- Sunset season. That's, yeah, a sunset season. And I understand why Glenn Powell would have said no if that part is true. It's a little too like commercial and corny and I know he wants to be taken seriously. And there is like, there is something lovingly corny about Glenn Powell.

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1453.556

And I don't think he wants to do like more of that. Like he's all set.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1456.498

He wants to win an Oscar, like- And I think that that's the route he's taken. And that's not, like, a commercial thing. Like, you don't do big People magazine spreads when you want to win an Oscar. Like, you're a very low-key artist. You know, don't talk to me.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1471.044

Yeah, so I think, and of course, you know, if this is just about sexiness, period, he's not the Adonis, the, you know, scientifically the sexiest man.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

148.479

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1481.109

He's very good looking. It's an unoffensive choice. It appeals to a lot of Americans. And it's a good choice. I think it's a really good choice. It's a good choice. Not a really good choice. Well, the idea of like what Dumas said, like him begging and paying for this, like makes me cringe. So that's like the only thing ruining this for me. Okay.

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1501.511

But do you think there's a possibility that it's not true?

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1503.613

Of course. Of course. But like, I know I'm only seeing it through the lens. Dumas said something else this week that broke my heart.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1510.165

that Arielle Frankel was out on a date with gobbledygook. With what?

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1515.988

I don't know the person. Matthew Gray Goobler. Oh, but you don't know him. He's from Criminal Minds. He's like, everyone says that. I don't know who that is, gobbledygook. Oh, okay. So if you don't know who gobbledygook is, then I could see how that would upset you because I know you want her to be with that other Jewish character from The Bachelor. Having said that, people are obsessed with him.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1531.717

He plays... what the hell is his name in Criminal Minds? Like people are, I love Criminal Minds and I love him. And like, I totally get the, there is an obsession with this guy. And I don't even know if he's ever publicly dated anyone. And now his first sighting is with Ariel, Jewish queen from The Bachelor. Like I'm actually not upset about it at all. It's Jackie. It's a huge pull for her.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

155.963

And we look amazing. That's it. Like not having to think about outfits. And I guess that's what it's like being a kid when your parents would like lay your clothes out for you. It's, I actually don't even know if I realize like what a burden it is on me. Especially because we are on camera and everybody's like, it does hurt when everybody's like, Jackie looks great today.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1555.389

If, if true. Okay, even if it's not true, the fact that they're associated, like it's just really great for her. I want greatness for her, so I will support her. I just am going to be mourning like the shit off that never was. Yeah, no, I totally get you. But I'm glad to know that he's worthy of our swirly. What's his last name? Gobbler? Gobbler.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1577.825

matthew gray goobler g-u-b-l-e-r it's not blueberry gobbler i do believe he actually might be jewish oh my gosh okay this is great news matthew let me look let me look at him with a keen eye now he's really cute he's super cute really successful huge like people are obsessed with him oh he's in your favorite movie rv

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1600.814

Wait, what? That's what's coming up. Who is he in RV? I don't know. That's what came up on Google. He does look familiar, but I've not seen anything that he's been in.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1610.72

He's really from Criminal Minds, like, and that's it. Okay. Oh, my God. Yeah, he's the one who helps them with the septic. I fucking love RV. Okay, it all comes back to RV. Yeah, he's really cute. I'm happy for her. And Jackie, he's Jewish.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1626.11

Does that change things for you? I accept. It does change things for me. It does. Yeah.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1632.588

I just want greatness for her. I'll support her in anything she does. Let me tell you, I know this is like a blind spot in your pop culture knowledge. I can tell you like it's a really good thing for her. OK, great. It would be like I'm trying to make a comparison that you would know. I don't know, but just have faith in me like this is amazing. Okay. Yay. Yeah.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1652.262

Like there's like Jeremy, while it was nice, he's not like the only Jewish guy out there, you know?

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1657.506

No, I know. But I just love the idea of like the bachelor.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1659.989

Of course. Of course. Of course. And they had that video together. I thought that was like a hard launch. I thought so too. No, she was spotted with the goobs. What did you call him? Gobbledy goop. Gobbledy goop. Seriously, top five funniest things you've ever said.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1676.514

Matthew Gray Goobler. Okay, I'll book it. Yeah, no, he's one to watch.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1682.395

She's one to watch. And so I asked Moses, he's one to watch. No, that's a good one. So hopefully either all of the things that Tumwa said are true or none. Like it's so hard to know. You really have to use your judgment.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1693.297

Yeah, I think some things are true and some things aren't. I'm going to give John Krasinski the benefit of the doubt here. Maybe he doesn't deserve it, but I'm going to give it to him.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

17.881

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The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1702.042

And I just want to say, I can see a world in which they would have chosen him like he wasn't begging or paying. It's not so out of the realm of possibility. Not at all. No. And he doesn't seem like the kind to be so obsessed with how relevant he is. He's made a lot of money.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1714.028

No, they're painting him out to be this huge loser. He has this huge show on Prime. He, it's being made into a movie, I heard.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1721.091

He's also like, you know, part of an A-list Hollywood couple that everyone's obsessed with. Like there's relevance in that. I don't think it's true, okay?

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

173.935

And I'm just like, okay, now I'm a big piece of duty. No, it really hurts when they're like, slob. I know what you're saying.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1730.936

But thank you for bringing it to the discussion table. It's very important. My pleasure. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. About one of our favorite couples, Olivia Munn is sharing a lot about the early days of her relationship with John Mulaney to GQ.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1746.433

I mean, for some people, the early days of her relationship with John Mulaney is like the most important thing in their lives. Like, because the timeline, you know, there's like a lot of- No, and they're gonna be like seriously sat for this.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1755.896

Because she's admitting that she barely knew John Mulaney when she got pregnant. They weren't even dating yet, she says. She said it wasn't anything close to dating when she found out she was expecting their son, Malcolm. Quote, I barely knew him. She talked to GQ because he is on the cover of Comedian of the Year for GQ. And she talks about how they got together again in 2021.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1777.633

She said at the time he was looking for an apartment in New York City after splitting from his ex-wife and Olivia referred him to a friend and they began talking again, at some point developing a more intimate relationship.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1787.46

She told you- I just wanna say something, I'm sorry. Because this is harking back to a conversation we had when we were talking about the Grammys. And I think John Mulaney's amazing. You guys know I love him, and I think he's really successful. I don't think he was the comedian of the year. These arbitrary titles, and that's what I was saying about comedy.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1802.108

The new world of comedy has a lot of catching up to do to the OG. It's a very old school type of thing. And so if you're not on the road, the whole podcast and special, I feel like is not. Shane Gillis was the comedian of the year, you know?

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1814.557

Yeah, well, it's GQ. This is their men of the year issue. And then like in the comedian category, it's John Mulaney, but he also got the cover. I think we're gonna be, we have to just accept these things because we're getting into the list time of year. I know, I know, but I hate when the lists aren't accurate. Like it really bothers me.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1827.487

But to me, this isn't the worst choice they could have made. No, but was it the biggest year for John Mulaney? No, I feel like he was literally in hiding. He had a second kid. Like what did he even do? Didn't he put out a special this year? I don't think so. Not like Abilities of Prison.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

183.503

Well, I mean. Yeah. But it's, it's, it's tough. And then the day, some days I'm like, I'm stepping my pussy up. I'm dressing up. And like, then I feel so stupid.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1844.602

You saw him at the Lighthouse. That was really big for him.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1847.249

Yes, and he had said he really hasn't done much this year. Yeah. Oh, he did that Netflix is a joke festival that they televised for Netflix. He had like a little late night show where he had people come on. I agree with you. It was called Everybody's in LA.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1867.558

Not to be like a stickler for the lists, but it just goes without saying, if we're taking a look at this year at a glance, comedian of the year for men wasn't John Mulaney. Sorry, continue. No.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1879.289

So she she said that she was excited when she told him that she was pregnant. However, she added it wasn't necessarily we're going to be married and live together or any of that. But it was I will be involved in some way. She initially assumed they would simply co-parent their child while she lived in L.A. and he remained in New York.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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However, the two would talk every once in a while or he would come visit her throughout her pregnancy. At the time, he was fresh off of his rehab stay after relapsing during the pandemic. Before that, he had been sober for 15 years. She said the two seemingly grew closer throughout her pregnancy as the exciting arrival of the little one was the only thing that made him seem light and happy.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

190.586

And I find that I look better on days where I'm just cozy. Anytime I get dressed up, I feel incredibly stupid. Like on Friday's episode, actually didn't even get to talk about this. Right. I had to run out of the toast because I got an opportunity. There was like, um, a meeting being held with the president of Israel. I got to meet the president of Israel. I actually have a picture I need to post.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1911.037

She said, I remember he was really excited to tell his parents, I was watching someone newly sober at the edge of a cliff and I didn't know him well enough to help him. In my head, I'm thinking, I don't really know what's happening with this guy. It feels pretty shaky. But then I would see him at the troubadour and be like, man, he's on fire. He's just that phenomenal.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1926.967

By the time she was six months pregnant, she decided to get involved in his recovery and stage a mini intervention. They agreed at the time that she would give him random drug tests, which is still something she does to this day. Two months later, they decided to raise their son as a couple. Oh my God, so cute. So cute.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1941.616

And then he announced that they were expecting their first child after their relationship was exposed that spring. So it's just like so crazy that all of this came out and they really barely knew what they were even doing.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1950.922

Well, I think that this actually, it does make sense. I didn't envision it that way. I thought that they decided to have a child together. Yeah. And then for all the girlies who can't move past Anna Marie Tendler, they're like, well, he never had a kid with his wife of 10 years. And so actually, this is congruous with the person we knew him to be. Kids was not in the plan. Yeah.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1970.868

And of course, it happened. And it's a happy accident. And it's beautiful. But It actually, I think, makes Sean Mulaney look very good. It's not like he just didn't want to have kids with Anna Marie. Or that he lied to her. Right. It really was not in the cards for him, but obviously accidents happen, and this was a good one. But I actually think this is really a good Luke for Mr. Mulaney.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

1991.773

And it's a good lesson in trust your faves. Well, that too. But it's also a rom-com. I'm just picturing it. And it must've been very scary for him to like, you know, be newly sober and then also find out that you got someone pregnant. Like.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2.691

Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday, a hump day, which makes sense because Jackie and I are dressed like a bunch of camels today. We've got two humps on this hump day. Turnie and I are twinning.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2007.718

Yeah. And to be fresh out of a long-term relationship. Like I imagine this time was actually very dramatic for him. Like that's a lot to be going through all at once while also trying to stay sober and in a new relationship, leaving an old relationship, baby on the way. It's a lot.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2024.485

Yeah. The more I learn about these two, even the way she's describing like how, like it really sounds like a book. Like.

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2030.928

And I also feel like people had painted this picture of her where it's like, she knew what she, she had eyes on him. Yeah. Like went right for him. And it's like, no, even when she got pregnant, she didn't expect that they would be together. She definitely got like classic woman, you know, like the Jezebel label.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2047.415

Like the womanly wiles. Right, like she actively pursued and got herself pregnant. Like they definitely, I think like the haters definitely pain. And they really, for years they've said nothing. And this is just like a random anecdote, but it's really like a window into how they got together. I mean, even if how they got together wasn't as cute as it sounds, like I ship these two so hard.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2069.184

Like I think they have such a beautiful life together and I think they're perfect for one another.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

207.296

So I got dressed up. I was wearing a really nice, stod sweater dress, boots with the fur, heels. I felt so stupid. We're sitting here talking about Brianna Chicken Fry and Zach Bryan, and I'm literally going to a business meeting.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2073.046

Yeah, not everything happens the way that you plan it. Yeah. Actually, what's that quote? Something I was just reading. Man plans and God laughs. Yeah, that too, but it was also like life happens in the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the one.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2089.919

While you're making plans or something.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2091.721

Yeah, no, but it's like life is what happens during... It's probably highlighted in my Kindle somewhere. During the things that you didn't expect, like it's obviously more succinct than that, but like... I don't know.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2100.346

It's so true. And like, look how they ended up. Like another baby, they're a family of four. It's so sweet. Yeah. They are married, correct? Yes. It's so sweet. Like I truly love these two. Me as well. And I like them both so much individually. And they sort of came to me on their own.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2117.49

Like I never, I feel like before, while he was married to Anna Marie, like everybody was obsessed with John Mulaney. He's the best comedian.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2123.712

Claudia, Claudia, remember when we were just doing a list of people that we don't care about separately, but together we love?

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2130.154

Were we talking about them? No, because I'm saying actually now I care about them both so deeply independently of one another. At one point though, I didn't. I feel like the world tried to get me to care about John Mulaney and I was like, get away from me. Then the world turned on him and I said, oh, you're interesting. Come here. Yeah. But that's always what happens.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2146.934

I only really start to like people when they have a fall from grace. Because when you're universally beloved, I'm like, okay, whatever. I don't need to invest in you. Oh, people hate you? You're interesting. What'd you do?

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2157.977

Come here. Yeah, but also it's like how you deal with it.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2162.279

That builds your character and toughens you up.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2164.459

And shows people who you are, really. Yeah. Yeah. And shows yourself who you are. Yeah, same with Olivia Munn. I mean, she was like, we said, painted out to be this absolute harlot. Whore of Babylon, if you will. And no, I did my own independent research. She's a queen. And now everybody loves her because of her Skims campaign and her breast cancer journey. But it's like, I liked her before.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

218.027

No, there have been some times where I do something in the morning that requires me to wear a dress or look nice. And it's like, well, why not go to work looking so nice? Because why take it down a notch? And I just look so stupid in my chair with my headphones in my dress that I never want to do it.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2188.464

Where were you? Where were you? Are you ready for our next story that's interesting to me? It's a little Outer Banks drama.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2198.448

Oh my God. Okay, I'm familiar. And the annoying thing about this is that I'm in the middle of the most recent season. I think I have a couple of episodes left and the drama has spoiled it for me. So I just found out what happened.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2209.775

Okay, I am all caught up except I didn't watch this most recent season yet. But I think I could do it without spoiling except maybe you'll realize that two people... but that's not a major spoiler to like the actual show. No, no, no. Someone's leaving the show. Yes. I won't talk about that. Okay. I won't talk about that.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2228.288

But Outer Banks, the new season just dropped and two of the stars are feuding so badly that apparently they couldn't even film a hugging scene together. Now, when I read this, I thought it was going to be Chase and Madeline Klein because they dated so publicly.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2241.679

But they have maintained like that they have a friendship. Kelsey Ballerini follows Madeline. They're always leaving comments on each other. So I was like, oh my God, is that fake? But no, it's not about those two. And if you have been following the lore of, if you're like obsessed with Outer Banks, then you know all this, but most people are not like diehard Outer Banks stans.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2257.049

Like they just like the show. No, like I watch every season, but I don't follow them on social media. So it's about JJ and Kiara who actually in the show date. And I think many years ago at the beginning of the show had like a brief something. He is now engaged to somebody else.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2274.258

yeah and she is in a relationship as well so rumors i believe with the world yes oh interesting rumors are continuing to swirl that they've had a falling out a source exclusively tells people that they are not feuding despite ongoing speculation okay sure a couple things happen one eagle-eyed fans notice that in one scene in the new season the two of them are just like sitting next to each other cuddling at a bonfire yep and the way that the scene cuts

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2298.81

like you don't see the two, both of their faces at the same time, making it seem like there was a body double for each of them because they couldn't be holding each other.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2306.496

Because the man is taller. There's a scene where it's like just him and she's like hugging him down below. So you see the top of her head and it's literally not her.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

231.978

I often feel like the more put together and fancy I look, the worse my performance is on the toes.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2313.382

Yeah, no. I saw the headlines before I saw the actual clip and I was like, oh, they didn't want to film a sex scene together. Like, okay. Yeah, understand. A lot of reasons for that, especially if they're exes. But no, they couldn't even just wrap their arms around each other.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2327.008

And so this has been like a fan theory for years, being like, they hate each other, they hate each other, they hate each other.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2332.895

Because also there was a cast dinner in June, 2023, which was attended by- the guy who plays JJ and his girlfriend, and then Kiara and her partner, Mariah, yes, a woman. And in the wake of the dinner, they both reportedly unfollowed Rudy's girlfriend.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2349.764

Yes, so the rumors are that like, and by the way, Rudy is now engaged to this girl. So the rumors are that like Rudy's fiance is like really jealous that he used to date- Is Rudy, yeah. But like, she is really uncomfortable with the fact that he still actively works with and has romantic scenes with his ex and she's very threatened.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2368.426

And they're really putting the whole thing on Rudy's fiance and she forced... What you're gonna say next, just don't say. Okay, okay. So like, she's the reason for all of this, which I feel like is such a convenient theory. I agree. We have no proof. And up until this point, we've really had no proof besides like Instagram stuff. But now the stunt double like being exposed...

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

237.802

oh yeah you do feel that my level of comfort is parallel with my level of funny like it's just all's to say that's probably why this week has been amazing toast wise amazing looks wise plus we get to twin which I love to twin with my twin yeah me too my twin flame turdy um like you're so positive today and like I I I want to be on your level I like snap my neck in my sleep which is um

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2388.894

It's definitely giving a lot of credence to these rumors that have existed for many years.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2393.115

That's really crazy to me if that's what it is. Like that's really immature, especially because of Madeline and Chase. And I also feel like just to the storyline, like they could also break up JJ and Kiara. Like they're not germane to the storyline. Them being together, not like...

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2411.869

Sarah and John Jay John Bay um yeah and to be honest I actually would be for that and it would make sense in the storyline because I felt this way last season and this season even more so I cannot watch the show because of JJ like he is the most reckless out of control worst friend worst character worst treasure hunter like the fact that he's alive and then this treasure hunter

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2434.861

And then this season, like something happens that really pisses him off and it's wrong. You know, he gets wronged by the rich people. And what does he do? He burns down downtown. He starts a riot. He starts looting. He's literally, he sets fire. And it's all local businesses, by the way. So it's like, you're not hurting any of the rich people. He beats up policemen. He destroys police cars.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2455.152

I'm like, wait, he really, he became like an anarchist. And that's what I was like, seriously, Ben, I can't watch a show. I can't root for these kids anymore. Like they're anarchists. Like at first it was like, yeah, fuck the man and like the rich people. And I was like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, your treasure.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2467.619

Yeah, now they're like defacing public property, beating up policemen, like burning down local businesses. I can't, I can't.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

2474.102

The show is so crazy and it gets to a point of ridiculousness, but there is something about it that like- It's got heart. It's got heart, like it sticks with me. And every time there's a new season, I do wind up watching it. And it was one of my like Sir Claus shows last year that got me through like really painful week. So for that, like I'm riding with OBX.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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You'll have a hard time. Like your moral compass will come into question this season. Me and Ben were looking at each other, we're like, Like, they took it too far. Jackie, like, everybody's rioting. There's like a police hunt for JJ. I'm like, okay, we have seriously, Outer Banks, too close to the sun. Like, it's really crazy. Okay, I'm older.

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Yeah, like taking a baseball bat to the windows of the pharmacy, the store, like local owned businesses. I don't know what he was trying to do. Like literally taking a bat to the electrical poles. Like he literally shut off all the power downtown. It was really crazy. And I can't explain like. They go to this town hall because like the rich people are stealing from them and whatever they lose.

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And it's wrong. The rich people are being wrong. But he starts beating people up. So he gets thrown in a cop car. Well, John B takes a bat to the cop car window. JJ runs, takes the bat and burns down downtown. Like it's these kids are actually now the villains.

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Understood. But now knowing like that spoiler that we won't say, are you going to keep watching?

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Like Ben was really into it. And like, I don't know. I really, I couldn't like not. So they released it in two parts. The first part, like the first four or five, maybe six episodes. I actually really liked. Okay. The second part, I was like, these people have lost the plot. Okay. So I don't know. I don't know what my future holds with this show. Okay. Well, I just thought this was really crazy.

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That like went really viral. It's first season. I feel like every time that happens, nobody really watches like the second or the third season, but no, it's this really strong fan base. And it's because like these four young kids or five, six, actually, they're beautiful. And they're always like taking really good photos on Instagram. And like, people are obsessed. They travel to

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to Outer Banks and watch them film. Like it's, it kind of has like that Gossip Girl sort of fandom.

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Also like Riverdale. And I think they said next season of OBX is going to be the last season. So it'd be like total five or six seasons, which is similar to Riverdale. Yeah. And then everyone like wants to go do other things.

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Right. Well, I think that like, and people on TikTok are comparing it to Ray J. Jean-Paul. Okay, but why? He only did one season. Right, but leaving a show that made you famous for other opportunities, and people are worried that the person who ends up leaving, I won't say who it is, might have that sort of Ray J. Jean effect. I could see that. Because what in the world happened to Ray J. Jean?

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it's been happening to me a lot in my older age it always happens in my sleep so it's like I go to bed happy and I wake up what happened yeah and the way I want to seriously snap my own neck and just like kill someone it is like I can't even talk and I'm so animated when I talk yeah yeah I can't do my thing you can't yap as the kids say I can't yap as the kids say I'm really sorry I've been there so many times it's the worst thing I do believe that our beds are too soft and we like perfect

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But he couldn't even do season two. I know, but it's extreme. This is season four, right?

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It's more so of a Marissa Cooper. I'm still waiting for that Ray J. Jean big project to drop. Like what did he? Big secret project. Yeah, he couldn't film Bridgerton because he had this big opportunity. What was it? I don't know. That will go down in history as like one of the worst choices ever made. Yeah, I hope he has like new management now. I don't even know what help.

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Oh, you hear Chapel Rowan split with her management.

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I did because of Chapel Road because she was mad that someone wrote about it. Therefore, people were writing that she was mad.

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And I don't know if I posted about it on their Instagram, like new article on our website. Read about Chapel Road. And she commented, you guys suck for this. Like, girl, calm down. It's literally their job. Like, yeah.

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Chap gonna chap. I don't know what else to tell you guys. But she keeps she keeps out chapping herself.

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Yeah. Cause now she's getting to things that are like truly indefensible. Like with the paparazzi, like nobody's ever going to take the paparazzi side. So we're like, yeah, chap, go chap. But it's like independent journalists, like leave them alone.

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Well, they're not really independent journalists, but it's like, you can't like be mad about everything. This is the industry. It's the system. Yeah. It's the industry. So you're in the wrong industry. And I'm not saying the industry is right for the way that it operates. Right. They think she's going to change it from the inside out with her fabissin upon them.

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You know what, chap? Go off, queen. If you can, can. Can.

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Number four, but we have dear troasters. Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready. Some crazy news, which is that Travis Kelsey's Kansas City mansion was burglarized of $20,000 in cash during the Saints game, while Patrick Mahomes' house was hit 48 hours prior. And to be clear, this just reminded me, the sexiest man alive this year is Travis Kelsey.

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Yeah, but the thing is, he would have never sat for that interview. Of course. It should have been Jason Kelsey. Love that too.

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But like if we're talking about like accurate lists.

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Sexiest man alive of 2024. It's Travis Kelsey. I agree with you.

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But there's so many politics in the list and I get that. Yeah. Burglars reportedly targeted Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes' mansions in Kansas City last month ahead of their matchup against the New Orleans Saints. According to a police record obtained by Page Six on Tuesday, the burglary at Mahomes's estate was reported by a bodyguard just after midnight on October 6th.

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It's unknown what, if anything, was stolen from his home. He was notably out celebrating Travis's birthday the day in the hours leading up to the burglary. So I mean, that's literally the house he lives in with his kids.

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Yeah, it's unclear if anyone was home during the break-in. And then less than 48 hours later, Travis's mansion was also broken into around 7.30 p.m. shortly after kickoff against the Saints. You know what's crazy is that they live in different states. Wait, what? One of them lives in Missouri. Missouri and Travis lives in Kansas.

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And they probably live five minutes from each other. That's so crazy. Now, this is probably one of the worst parts of being a public figure, especially like an athlete. Like your schedule is literally out there for the world to see. Everybody knows when you're at training camp. And so it really makes you a target for things like this. And I think that.

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there's really only one celebrity who's got security down pat, and it's Miss Taylorina Swift, and she needs to hook up Trav with her guy. And Patrick. You don't think that she had? I don't know. Well, he did just move into that new house and she's like, if she's going to spend time anywhere, it needs to be like completely clear. So yeah, I don't know. This is just like the worst feeling.

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I know nobody feels bad for celebrities because they have like all the money in the world and like $20,000. It's not about what they stole. Maybe they stole something, you know, sentimental and that's irreplaceable. But like such, I've never, God willing, God willing, Baruch Hashem, Baruch Hashem, bite my tongue a million times. I've never been burglarized.

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But I know people who have, and it is the most. Violating. Like horrible. It's not about the things that they took ever. It's about the fact that even if you were home, if you weren't home, somebody was in your fucking house. Like that's a sense of peace you can never get back. Yeah. And I know people who have moved because of it.

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So I don't think the $20,000 is going to cripple him financially, but the sense of peace. And then also like Taylor's not going to feel comfortable. Like that, it just really offsets your entire sense of peace.

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human beings are like meant to sleep on the floor you know I know and Ben was like well tonight you'll have to sleep with no pillows yada yada and I'm like why it's not gonna help it get better there is a certain amount of time I have to suffer before like it's just yes nothing I do is gonna move it along like it's just probably two three days that I have to suffer and then I will be better and I can spend those two three days icy hot sleeping on the floor or I could just live my life and it'll be the same amount of time before I feel better

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Yeah, I hope they catch the people who did it. I feel like there's never enough like energy. Yeah, for like, I know the boys who did it. Right? Like I feel like, especially when we report with like a lot of the celebrity homes in LA, like there's, and we're always reporting those sorts of stories and it's never like caught the thieves.

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I know, I think that's why like the Alexis Nyers trial was as big of a deal as it was. It was like the first time, because it was this like organized ring. It was the same couple of people doing everyone's houses that it was such a big deal and it got such attention. not only because of their reality show, but like they made a movie of it. Like, because who the fuck, like who's doing this?

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Right, right. Now I think it's, there's a difference when somebody steals from you. Like Alexis Nyers wasn't a dangerous person, you know? But the group of men who burglarized Dorit's house with guns, like that's different. And they never caught those guys. No, like it's actually so crazy. Yeah, yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? No.

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Is it our fifth and final story that's brought to you by State Farm? It is. Thank you so much to State Farm for sponsoring today's episode. We know that our listeners can agree nothing feels better than a personal win. Like when you get a final piece of furniture delivered to your apartment and your home really feels complete or you hit a best new record during a turdy run.

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Today's episode, yeah, no, you're good. Today's episode is also brought to you by Peloton. Peloton has the convenient and varied instruction that you might need to get your tushy off the couch. Now, what do we know about Peloton? Everyone's obsessed with the bikes and the instructors and love. They have one in my gym and I have a subscription and it's probably one of the best

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We're not meant to sleep on the floor. You know, there's grass. No, Jackie, they say like when you really throw out your back, you're supposed to sleep on your dining room table, like flat hard.

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And some of us don't even have the time to read, or really, actually, the energy to read every single label at the grocery store just to avoid sketchy ingredients in our food. And if we are, it's going to be the big things, not the salad dressings, not the condiments. And that's why we love Primal Kitchen and their condiments. It's a secret weapon for making real food taste amazing.

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And you know, I like the OGs and I really was not open to trying Primal Kitchens, especially because it's unsweetened. And I was like, you know what? I'm good. Like I'm really good. But let me tell you, you guys, it tastes the same. It tastes so good and it's so much better for you. Um, it's made with real California grown tomatoes, no corn syrup, cane sugar, or artificial sweeteners.

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Oh, but this is something that we've known for a while. It happens to me every few weeks because my bed is just too soft. And one day I will deal with that.

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I just want to say also kids love ketchup and like you don't want to be giving them all that sugar. I use the Primal Kitchen ketchup for the kids and like they love it and it's no sugar. Thank you.

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So when I'm talking about myself, like I'm obviously also talking about kids. You guys know we're on the same level. Our fifth and final story is a story that I hate.

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Oh my God, it's a story that she hates? Lena Dunham will be writing a Sam Bankman-Fried movie for Apple and A24 based on the Michael Lewis book Going Infinite. So Apple and A24, an early development on a film adaptation of Michael Lewis' book Going Infinite, The Rise and Fall of a New Tycoon, with Lena Dunham attached to write the script.

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So this is about Sam Bankman-Fried, the founder of FTX, the cryptocurrency, the youngest billionaire, etc., etc.,

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Yeah, I've done, like, an amazing thing for myself. And it's that I really have carved out, like, a media blitz on Lena Dunham. Like, I am never, like, seeing updates on Lena Dunham. I really... I don't think there are a lot of updates. No, I know that there are, like, peripherally. Like, she does work and she was, you know, at Fashion Week. Like, I have completely...

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So usually we do a December one, but we decided to do this one like more autumnal collegiate vibes. So if you're wanting to get someone something for the holidays, we have hats, we have bags, we have sweatshirts, we have sweatpants, we have t-shirts, we have cardigans for the very first time.

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I have so many other things I need to deal with that like it's just I love my bed. It's not a priority. Oh, yeah. And I love my bed.

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carved out a world where she doesn't exist. And like that is on protecting your peace. Like. Yeah. No, this is doubly bad. Like Sam Raikman freed yucky. Like we don't need it. Like let's stop making movies about criminals. Like it just incentivizes people to do crime.

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Yeah. This was like a really crazy story. And I also feel like. It was hard to understand. So a movie is going to become digestible.

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Yeah, and what's so amazing is living in a free country. Like, I will not be watching this movie, and you can't make me. Yeah, no. Like, you literally can't make me support. I won't. Who should play Sam Bankman-Fried, and why should it be Ethan Slater? Oh, that's an amazing call. I was gonna say Jesse Eisenberg, but maybe I'm just, like, thinking small, like Facebook, like, you know?

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Yeah, like, he already did his tech movie.

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Honestly, though, it's like, who's, like, a nerdy, curly-headed fuck? Like... And of course, like hair and makeup. It would be nice if we could just like visualize. Let me think. Let me think. Hold on.

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I'm sure people will say like Jonah Hill. But no, he doesn't have that energy, that vibe anymore.

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yeah um so last night I told you I'm very much like in my cable era and I decided to do something a little crazy I know what you did because you actually facetimed with me last night even though you haven't been facetiming with me yeah we're Jackie and I are kind of like working through a little family issue meanwhile I had to talk to your husband I had such a terrible dream about him like I need to make sure he's okay I feel like my dreams are actually like really connected with what's going on in the world I feel like maybe Zach needs to talk to me about something like

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And Sam Bankman was so young, like curly haired male actors. We could wear a wig, but Adrian Grenier.

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OK, it's like if I were an actor, even though there's probably a breakout role, like I wouldn't even want the like that people would think I look like that.

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Okay, he's obviously like far too old, but at the time, like if he was the right age, kind of like a Will Ferrell. Totally. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Honestly, I think Ethan Slater in a wig. Timothee Chalamet. I'm sorry. Obviously, that's the answer. Don't do that to Timothee. But that's the answer. That is the answer. Okay.

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Like, cool. The day is far from over because it's Dear Toasters Day. Every Wednesday, Jackie and I do our advice segment. It's called Dear Toasters, and we are reading real submissions from real listeners, and you can be one of those listeners if you want to. Send us a submission. You can do it one of two ways. You can email us, of course, simple, deartoasters at gmail.com.

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We'll keep your name totally anonymous. Or you can go over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down. There's a submission box there. You can write whatever your heart desires. If you've written in and you haven't gotten on air, either your submission is uninteresting or it was far too long. So try and keep it concise, like need-to-know information, okay? Mm-hmm. All right, first up.

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Hey, Jackson Turd. I got engaged to my P. John back in March, and I couldn't be more excited. We started to look at venues in our area, but we haven't found the perfect one yet. I did originally want to get married in spring 2025, but I'm fine with pivoting to the fall because of the – A lot of the good dates in spring are already taken. Summer's too hot for us.

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When I mentioned this to my fiance, he said, it's not a good idea to get married in the fall because of football season. He had the nerve to say that I can't get mad if people come to our wedding and are on their phones during the wedding, watching the game, or even refuse to come because of football. I plan on having an amazing band. So hopefully everyone's like on the dance floor enjoying.

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He's crazy for suggesting this, right? I really don't want to wait till spring of 2026. Please help.

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Do not wait till spring of 2026. The good news is, is that if this is true, then it's a universal issue. I think it's I mean, there's a chance that during the reception, people would be on their phones watching football. Those aren't the people who are going to be like lighten up the party anyway. It's not worth not getting married.

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I think like people worry about a lot of stuff when they're planning the date for their wedding. But like your biggest thing should be like, when do you want to like you want to be married? You want to start your life to postpone it for football season. I would still work out if you want to get married in the spring, like you could find a venue. It's November. It's not too late. People cancel.

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Yeah, I. Don't believe in like, there are certain things you should avoid. Yes. I went to a wedding on the Super Bowl once and I can tell you like everybody was, and it was like in another country, everybody was looking for the Wi-Fi and everybody was checking their phones. Like even if you don't really even care about football, like I would avoid football Sunday for sure. Super Bowl Sunday.

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Excuse me. Yeah. Super Bowl Sunday. But football season in general, like people miss football games all the time. It's not a big deal. Your husband's too long of a season to just be not a ripe time for weddings. Your husband's far too dramatic. And I do want to say it does sound like, and maybe I'm just like being crazy. It sounds like your husband has a gambling problem.

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Like just based on like his inability to not, I know that might be, I know that might be like a little bit of a jump. Like Terry, you're getting ahead of yourself. I just want to say like, look into it. Okay. People who can't miss like any sporting event, it's usually because they have money on it.

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Get married whenever you want. Not what works for other people. You need to start your life. You can't wait for football season. Yeah. Don't give up on spring 2025 and do not push to spring 2026.

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Now our second submission is somebody who went viral. So normally I would be jealous, but like if this happened to me, seriously, just take me out back and shoot me. Okay. Okay. Hey, Jackson turn. I woke up to a not so pargy Instagram DM sending me a tick tock of my husband.

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He was in New York City sitting at a table at a bar with the caption that read, ladies, if you are married to this man, he just said, my Halloween costume is a man who hates his wife and then flashed his wedding ring right at us and he's trying to flirt with all the girls. My husband makes dumb jokes with his friends all the time.

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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He's also not on any social media, so I sent him this video and we talked it through. I know nothing happened and nothing's wrong with our marriage, but people I know in real life keep sending me this video and I don't know how to respond to them or how to make it stop. Help, please. How do I reply to people who I don't even know while talking about this? Now there's two issues.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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The issue that Claudia and I are having is a scheduling issue because she's been watching a lot of TV with her husband, which is like beautiful for your relationship. You watch Harry Potter, you watch Gilmore Girls, like it brings you together. But when he's watching with you, like he doesn't let us FaceTime and like literally he has a timer on.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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I know you only see one issue. You say the videos were fine, but how do I respond to people? And we'll get to that. But I would be absolutely remiss, devastated and heartbroken if I didn't at least talk about the video. And I know you say you talked it through and like, I trust you, but like, I do fear that you are getting really used to behavior that's not normal. A joke like this is abhorrent.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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It is unacceptable. It's not a joke, actually. There's truth in it. So I wouldn't be so quick to...

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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skirt past this issue and on to the next one and I actually think your your issue here is the joke not people texting you about it right so let's yes the issue is what he was said but she is asking for advice so we can operate let's try and operate under the guise that he's like a perfect husband and he made but I just I would be remiss if I didn't encourage you to like of course

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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What would you tell your friend if somebody's, their husband said this about this? Like, I fear that you're like kind of used to being spoken down to. And like your husband might be one of those men who like makes jokes about their wife, even when she's around. Like, and I hate that. That's like one of my biggest pet peeves. Right.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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That's like a bad joke to make. But then they're also saying he was flirting with the girls and yet nothing happened because they thought he was an asshole. Nothing happened. He said he was married. Nothing happened because they didn't want anything to do with him.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Not because he didn't try. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like a really big deal.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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But the thing is like, if somehow it's like not a big deal, like your husband has the world's worst sense of humor and judgment, but is otherwise like a really great partner somehow. And like, you can understand how this moment happened. Who cares what other people think? It's your life. Like that can't be...

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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If you know that it was fine for however that could be possible, like if you know that that was fine, then like you need to not care what other people think. It's like you're clearly happy in your life and that's not a reflection of your relationship.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

3742.219

People sending this to you who don't really know you, they're not coming from a good place. Like it's obviously if it's gone viral. If I barely knew you, I would just assume that you saw it. I'm not going to text it to you. Like they are not coming from a good place and they don't deserve a response. So if anyone who's messaging you is not someone you –

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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The other night he said, I begged to get five questions in. And I didn't even... And he said, yes.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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would normally talk to, I wouldn't even respond. Because you're actually looking for tactical advice on how to respond to these people. Anyone you don't know well, do not respond to. Do not respond.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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And also, like, he fucked up and embarrassed himself. They should be reaching out to him. So you should just be like, I know, crazy, right? Send it to him. Like, he should be the one feeling awkward. Everybody sending him this video of his bad moment, not you.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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No, I just it sounds like you're like the feeling of your husband embarrassing you is like one that you're familiar with. And that makes me really sad because a husband's job is to protect you and not put you in a terrible spot. And the fact that he did it and got caught on such like a global scale is unfortunate. But I'm sure you've experienced this on smaller scales all the time.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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And then I didn't even get to ask five questions. So I've definitely felt like Jackie and I aren't communicating as well as we once did. And last night Ben was out to dinner. Jackie and I were on FaceTime for like two hours. Doing nothing. Like he thinks we just like, it's a need to have conversation. No, I just want to like be on the phone with my sister.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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And I just want to let you know, like, that's not normal. That's not good husband behavior. And I feel like you're just used to it. And even the way you wrote us, it just like concerned me about how you like skipped. It's very concerning. Yeah. Yeah. So in terms of the responding to people, I don't.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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But also I need to make sure that his inbox and his friends and family are sending this to him. So like you got to reroute. You got to bring him in. Add him to the group text. Hey, babe. Reroute the shame. Christy, start your video.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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all forward it forward your mail yeah screenshot everything yeah a thousand percent okay our third is a crossover between dear toasters and abyssal unburden yourself okay okay hey swirlies i was sharing my screen while presenting to my all-male team including my seven-year-old business this is probably like the worst way a story could start for me like this is my biggest i don't know what's coming next but i'm scared

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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And for some reason, the Spotify widget popped up on my screen while I was sharing it and showed the unfortunately timed episode title, Tits Out for the Boys. For the life of me, I could not get the title off my screen, and my seven-year-old business partner proceeded to point out the pop-up.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Seventy. Okay. proceeded to point out the pop-up asking me, what is that? What does that mean? I chalked it up to a pop-up and tried my best to move on with the presentation. Do I bring it up again and explain myself? Do I just move on? Should I ask someone else on the team what I should do? Help. Okay, wait.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

3891.831

I just want to look at something on Spotify because you and I were talking about this and we uploaded the episode, Tits Out for the Boys, and Apple Podcasts starred out the I and the T. When we wrote it, we wrote T-I-T-S.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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And Apple took the liberty of putting an asterisk on the I. It must go against their language. However, Spotify did not.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Okay, because they respect free speech over there. But now I'm wishing that they did. Yeah. Because then the old man wouldn't have ever known. He could have got toots out for the boys. Tops.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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But it's straight up tits. Well, I do think that the 70-year-old man didn't know what he was looking at. I don't know that he knew you were actively seeking out a podcast titled Tits Up for the Boys. And honestly, I apologize. I do. And we should keep that in mind. For our part.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

3934.727

We should keep that in mind when we were titling episodes going forward. Maybe he wasn't reading the title. Maybe he saw Two Beautiful Women, the cover art. That's true. The toast.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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He was probably really taken by our beauty that he didn't even read the text.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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maybe he's like doesn't have the best sight and he keeps asking what is this because he can't see let me say two things I think you're you're in the clear one the man didn't know what he was looking at like he has no idea how to process that sort of media you're fine your other younger co-workers might have known that now luckily for you the toast is an incredibly popular podcast and we are known we're not like a pornographic podcast so anybody who saw it was like oh she's listening to the pop culture podcast and they had a funny title like

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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And so we've come to the conclusion that my husband is driving a wedge between us trying to like, you know. Just watch Harry Potter. No, trying to definitely separate us. Like.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Thankfully, we're so famous that people know about us, even in a basic sense, even if they don't listen, they know the basics. They know we're funny girls. So you're good.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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And if they go and Google it, they'll see that it's just like a pop culture podcast. It's not like- Thanks to our popularity, you're in the clear. I understand feeling really awkward about this, and you're right to feel that way, but I do think you can un-the-burden.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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There's a lot of different ways of plausible deniability, and if anybody actually saw it and wants to dig into it, it's totally harmless. And seriously, blame Kim Kardashian.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Yeah, right. Maybe if she didn't have her tits out, they wouldn't be the title of our episode. Right. You're fine. Yeah, you can end your burden. And sorry for what it's worth. I'm sorry.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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The part we played. I just want to say, like, of all the things that could have come up when you shared your screen, like, that's really not the worst thing.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Like, your nude photos, of course, like, come to mind.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Your husband sending you a dick pic comes to mind.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

4029.265

Well, yeah. A lot of people, like, take pictures of their...

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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poo that's like a thing people do oh or like a like a really bad pimple or like yeah or like uh like you have something on your vagina like you need to send the doctor like hey I've got this like pimple is this normal let me know yeah like it could have been a pic that you would send your doctor I have a thousand photos of my tonsils like whenever I get sick I'm always taking pictures like flash high resolution like and it looks it it looks like a vagina like you're fine yeah

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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I don't, the thing is, I don't think the intent is bad. I don't think he's trying to separate us. I think he just wants to watch his show, but he doesn't understand like how important, like he, you know what he said? He said, screw sisterhood.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Just think about all the other worst things that it could have been, and then you will feel great.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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You guys, thanks so much for writing in. That is our show. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast. Make sure to head over to shoptoastmerch.com. Get your merchandise. You have a couple of days, so don't worry. And the pieces won't sell out since it's all pre-order. Keep in mind it's four to five weeks for delivery.

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Well, it's so important to note that if Ben and I were watching something and he took a phone call, like from anyone. It's different. It's different. I would say. It's not sisterhood. Are you fucking kidding me? No, let's say it was his sister. Let's say Maddie called. It's not sisterhood. That's his sister. It's brothers and sisters. Okay, true. Different. I would say get the fuck out.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Like I would seriously be like. It's siblinghood. Are you crazy? It's sibling revelry, if you will. It's sibling revelry, if you will. I know. I understand like the concept of interrupting. Like it's annoying. But this is my life partner. Like my business partner. Scram. Seriously, scram.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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So if you guys have been feeling like a sort of tension on the toast, like Jackie and I aren't as close as we used to be, that's why.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Or maybe it's actually the opposite where we do all this nonsensical catching up on the toast because we don't get to do it at other points of the day.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

465.837

I actually agree. But wait, so you were on FaceTime with me when I decided to make this decision last night because I've been watching Jeopardy every night. It's kind of becoming like my new favorite thing. I feel so smart whenever I get an answer, right? Like it's just really... It's kind of one of the highlights of my day. And then I just leave the TV on. And Wheel of Fortune, I watch passively.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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It's really so dumb. Like, I can't, OK? And I just want to say, I'm not into Ryan Seacrest and Vanna White. Like, it's the old and the new. We either needed to get both of them out or both of them in. Like, it's wrong. But then Dancing with the Stars was on at eight o'clock. And I was like, all right, you know what? I'll watch it. I'm always talking about it peripherally on the toast.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

49.401

I feel like such a broken record because about everything I'm saying, like this is my favorite thing we've ever launched, but then I'm saying that about everything, but I mean it truly like the cardigan, the tea, the camel logo, the girly swirly university where I got like a five-star education and then gargi pargi. I can finally wear that across my chest. Like,

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Maybe I could know what I'm talking about. Now, I'm not gonna be able to know what I'm talking about, because I found the show so impossible to watch that I was on my phone the entire time. But I did catch glimpses of things here and there.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

511.6

Yeah. And I just have a major critique of the show that I have to share. Because we're at the place where there's fewer people left and everybody's scores are getting better. I think there's a point in the show when everybody's getting eights, nines, and tens. And I'm gonna single out Danny Amendola, but it was happening to everyone, okay?

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

527.272

So this is not a statement on Danny Amendola's dancing career. He got a 10. So just make an example out of him because he can take it. Yes, and it's emblematic of the entire issue. And I'm new to Dancing with the Stars. I really never watched. So I'm sure you guys know this, but I didn't. But like, I didn't know we were giving out 10s to amateurs. Like, that was not a 10.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

543.241

A perfect 10 means there's no, I'm like, he was so stiff. And like, yeah, he didn't forget any moves. He did everything right. I was like, are you kidding? A 10? Like, how low is the bar? I was so shocked. And I was like, this show is not serious. It's not a serious show. I understand. And to be honest, and I have said this before, first of all, if anybody wants to...

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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know who I think should win, it's Dwight Howard. But that's neither here nor there. It's so easy for the men. And by the way, there's mostly men left. I think it's two women, Chandler and Alona. Pommel Horse Steve. Chandler. I actually don't know her. She's like this very beautiful girl. I've never seen her before in my life. Disney? She's a Disney, okay.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

582.708

But then there's Pommel Horse Steve, Joey the Bachelor. Rome has an ancient vibe to it. Hey, Greece. Old school vibe, old school vibe. Greece. Dwight Howard. Danny Amendola. So it's mostly men. It's so much easier for the men to get a perfect 10. Like all they have to do is properly lift the girls who are three pounds and they're professional athletes.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

603.101

Dwight Howard can lift this girlie no problem. Like it's actually biased. It's not an equal playing field. You don't think it's harder for men to dance in general? Well, it depends on the man. Sometimes a man comes on and you can tell they seriously have no rhythm. Honestly, if Dave Portnoy ever went on Dancing With The Stars, he would be out first.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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And they released a bunch of bloopers from him recording his diss track. And it was exactly as I thought. The man has no rhythm. The person who wrote the song had to literally repeat every line to Dave and he had to copy it exactly. He could not stay on beat. If you have rhythm, like I do, you have to watch. It's infuriating, Jackie. He can't... ZB, like he was- That is so funny.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

642.586

It was a very funny clip, but some people have rhythm and some people don't. And I think that like, you could tell like the gymnastics guy, you have to have rhythm to do those routines. Dwight Howard totally like can kill it at a bat mitzvah dance floor. Like he has rhythm. So if you have the basics, yes. But some people, I think that's gender regardless.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

658.162

Like if you don't have rhythm, like you really can't dance. I agree with that. So everyone's been wanting me to watch Dancing with the Stars and you know what? You got what you asked for. I really didn't like it, okay? Like, oh my God. And I don't know how you guys put up with like, I forgot this thing about cable. It reminded me of The Bachelor, like how they play with you two hours.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

67.802

It's a beautiful thing. And a couple of housekeeping things, shall we? We get a lot of questions about sizing. Jackie and I both wear mediums. If I was just getting the crew neck, I would probably get a large so I could do like oversized with leggings. But when I wear it as a set, I like it to be more fitted. So if you're getting the whole set, I would go your regular size.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

678.259

Two hours, so many commercials. And then they did like a pop-up challenge where like everybody did their performances. And I was like, we've literally been here. There's a whole hour left. What are we going to do? Surprise. Here's your category. Go plan a dance. I mean, so like they all had five minutes to put together a dance and choreography and like come back. Like it was so color war.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

696.191

Yeah. As I say, it's like camp and not in a good way. Like I don't want to watch someone's camp on TV. So I fear I cabled a little too close to the sun, honestly. I'm sorry for you. I continued, not finished reading my Frida Rita. Frida Rita. And the fact that it's taking me this many days tells you everything you need to know because a Frida is a 24 hour read.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

716.359

So I think there's something happening with Frida. I experienced something the same where I was like, it was the only books I wanted to read. They were so quick and easy. They were adding to my count. And then you get one that's just like seriously bad. And you're like, I Frida too close to the sun. Mine was, I forget what it was called, but it was about this like coworker who goes missing.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

734.409

Interesting, so I'll finish the book, and it's fine, but I'm looking forward to moving on, maybe reading what you suggested. The Many Lives of Mama Love, Oprah's book club.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

745.173

Now, if you're gonna read it, here's something I only figured out after that I feel is important to the story. It's called The Many Lives of Mama Love, And the author is Lara Love. So it's her story. I didn't realize it was like a memoir. It's kind of. Memoirs of a mama? It read like a fiction book. Okay, I kind of like that. Yeah, and Oprah's actually in the book. It's cool. Okay, I'm open.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

766.55

Yeah, I think you'll like it. And now I'm on my, you know, prison reform shit. Like, it really, it's one of those books that opens your eyes to the system. Interesting. Kind of how, like, Demon Copperhead, after I read that book, I'm like, child and family services is disgusting. This entire system for kids, like, who are growing up in poverty and, like, it's disgraceful. It's literally built.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

784.023

Big pharma. Of course, it's built to destroy the lives of these children. Like, honestly, they have not helped one person in their life. Like, that was my takeaway from Demon Copperhead. Yeah. you will have that same takeaway from the prison system from this book. Oh, I could see that being a rabbit hole. She's like one of the few who actually got out, like by her own sheer will and determination.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

802.112

Like demon. Like demon, yeah. So yeah, that's just like kind of what we do here at The Toast. We talk about the government agencies. We go down a myriad of rabbit holes. The government agencies are very much in the news. They are. Wait, also, I was going to say, run of show, we have Dear Toasters today.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

81.529

Everything really runs true to size. The t-shirt, the girly t-shirt in white is meant to be fitted. So if you're looking for like a looser fit, I would size up again. But everything really runs true to size. That's first. I just noticed I left the refrigerator open. Like, am I okay? Yeah.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

816.681

But that reminded me that yesterday, you know, Jackie and I feel really bad that last week or whenever it was the week before, we forgot Dear Toasters. And we know that the community was outraged with us. We received death threats, backlash. Like, we heard your cries. And we won't do it again, we promise.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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But to make up for it, we recorded an entire 45-minute podcast and video episode exclusively going through Dear Toaster submissions. It's on our Patreon. We do it every few months on Patreon anyway.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

841.081

It's just if everyone loves a little DT. We wanted to give back to the community. And we did, and it's up on our Patreon right now. Yeah, and we'll still do, don't worry, this week's segment. Oh, yeah, don't worry. Don't worry. Even though we actually have, like, really good stories today.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

854.912

Plus the big celeb news of the day, finally. SMA. So I actually feel like, and you know I'm the last one to say it, I actually feel like we should make haste and get into the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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So holiday seasons are fabulous, but we're always missing, you know, me and Jack are not going to be together. Like, I'm missing you. You're my swirly. Like, it's sometimes hard to not be with the ones that you love during the holiday season. But if you want them to be a part of your festivities from afar, well, introducing the Skylight Frame.

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Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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So the skylight frame is the perfect gift this holiday season. It is a digital photo frame. I feel like we've talked about it for a while. It's so sweet, actually. You and Olivia both put yours in your kitchen, which I think is so smart. And every time I'm at your house, I like love the slideshow, like seeing the kids grow up. It's so sweet.

The Toast

Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024

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The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025

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I got the cookie granola. It was the best thing I've ever had in my life. I actually don't think I can buy it again because I ate too much too fast.

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Our first story is something that we sort of manifested or maybe I just like wouldn't have looked at this headline if we hadn't spoken about it earlier in the week. Who knows? But Sydney Sweeney, trouble in paradise with her mans. She has extended her hotel stay without her fiance. So listen to the deets. How the fuck do they know this? Listen to the deets. Listen to the deets.

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Sydney Sweeney has made herself comfortable at a swanky hotel, but she wasn't living the good life with her fiance. This from TMZ. He was not with her, and it's raising concerns about their relationship. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ that Sydney had been staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel since around mid-February, and her fiance has not been part of the extended stay.

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You know, it's more than that. Like it is scientifically grosser. Why? I have no idea.

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Now she's in Paris for Fashion Week, and it appears that he isn't there either. Sources say Sydney has been seen around the Beverly Hills Hotel with a couple of girlfriends and a bodyguard. Also told that Sydney and her besties had several meals at the hotel's famed polo lounge, and they also spent a lot of time at the bar. Sydney even had lunch over the weekend with Lauren Sanchez at the pool.

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Just an interesting fact as part of this story.

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Sydney looks like she has a couple girlfriends with her in Paris, though it's unclear if it's the same girlfriends from the extended hotel stay. The situation is pretty interesting, says TMZ, as they first reported Sydney and Jonathan recently postponed their May wedding, blaming the delay on their busy schedules.

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Sydney's extended stay without Jonathan has folks at the hotel buzzing about whether they're broken up and on its face doesn't sound like a stretch.

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Yeah, maybe she's renovating her house.

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I don't know. He's a restaurateur.

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Yeah, it could mean a lot of things. But I'm going to operate under the premise that he has money. Otherwise, like what's going on?

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Yeah, like, you said he's ugly.

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You said he's butt-fucking ugly. That's not what I said, to be clear. I think I said, like... You said Tom Ackerley is handsome, which left space for the fact that this guy is not, even though I think this guy is fine.

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You inferred that he's uggo.

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But I want to say I think that he's nice looking.

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Drink it out of an opaque cup.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, especially the wedding postponement in tandem. With all of us. Like, how are you engaged to someone and you don't spend any time with them? That's so Hollywood, though. I know. Do these people even know each other? Like, these people who are in relationships. That's why it's like, okay, Dorit and PK, like, just stay together, whatever. You're not going to see each other.

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There's like some actual like.

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I would say like one of like Jamie Foxx's solo songs would be the one. You know, it's very like Sharon.

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I feel like this is it. For sure. I just need to know who he freaking plays.

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The actual F word seemed extreme in this situation. I agree. I agree. Okay. They're not making it easy for me to find out. It shall remain a mystery.

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You know what it might be? It might be that like Sydney and the studio want to so doubt in people's minds about her relationship so that they can ship her and Brendan for the betterment of their new movie. And she's sort of, and it's like, okay, sure. I'll live at the Beverly Hills hotel, like for the movie, for the studios pay in.

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Oh, I'm sorry. And I guess we weren't going to keep up our lovely energy for that much longer before we launched into the complaints. I actually have a lovely tidbit to share, which is that I made the crunch wraps yesterday. I said I was going to make crunch wraps and I made crunch wraps. The best thing I ever ate in my life. I know.

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Lauren's coming for lunch. What's that about?

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What can Sidney Sweeney do for Lauren Sanchez?

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Maybe Lauren is working on the movie. Maybe she has...

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Or it's like Lauren likes to read girly swirly books and Jeff's like, what should we make into a movie? And she said The Housemaid, which was a good call.

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Yeah, but also, Frida McFadden is a Kindle Unlimited author. So The Housemaid is a book that only sits on Kindle and Amazon. That's like a big 360 partnership.

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I'm sure he reads books on Kindle, don't you think?

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I think he gets a free subscription.

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How could he? He's invented the Kindle.

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But then he also brought it back because he did Amazon.

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Yeah. And Barnes & Noble is coming back thanks to TikTok. So that we should make a list of TikTok pros and cons. And one pro I would say.

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Well, the con list would be rather long, but the revival of the book industry has been a lovely byproduct.

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The direct con is the amount of time that you spend.

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I, it's not shocking that I haven't had one before because I've never had Taco Bell, which isn't shocking. Like if you like, what am I going to eat a Taco Bell? Um, but it's shocking that no one told me like, Hey Jack, like we're having crunch wraps. You should make one.

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Okay, it's something. And I do wanna- Oh, also that we have met some new audience members, yeah?

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She's no longer focused on you.

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Yeah. I mean, for me, it's Jackie Goldschneider top quality fabric will be the number one forever just because of how much we use it in everyday life.

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Was there ever a lot of love?

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desperate but like whenever I like work hard at something I worked no that was Kyle Richards oh wait no yes it was Kyle Richards she didn't work hard for the zip code she was born in it it's Taylor Armstrong in a plea of desperation oh then it's like a little bit darker of course I work too hard for the zip code to go home now Kyle doesn't have to say that she's you're right so yeah that kind of changes things that's not as fun

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Okay. That doesn't do anything for me.

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certainly not but i feel like the joke is that kyle's always talking about her zip code yeah it just happens that there was zip code crossover but kyle would never have to say that she didn't work hard for the zip code she was born there her whole family's there she like even if she left she's still there you could take the girl out of the 90210 but you can't take the 90210 out of the girl i don't know why i just want to like triple check

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Go ahead. You need to hear it from Taylor's mouth.

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Can you say the same thing twice?

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Yeah. Our next story is some influencer cocktail news. Alex Earl and Kygo are leading a $3 million investment in up and coming canned cocktail margarita brand. So Alex Earl has been teasing like a new big thing that she's doing and she had said on her Instagram that she's getting involved with a canned cocktail company, a brand that like wasn't doing well but her and her friends like...

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Yeah, but like, I don't know. I just feel like you weren't emphatic about it enough.

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actually tried it and love the taste and it's their favorite so she got involved and it also is now clear a lot of other big celebrities have gotten involved in like reviving this brand and investing it's called sip marks and it's canned margaritas yeah I asked Ben about it

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But also it has a lot of like strategic backers. So it's not just like Alex Earl on her own with $3 million. No, it's the palm tree guys who do those festivals. That's Kygo. Also Michael Rubin, July 4th boy.

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Aoki Labs by Steve Aoki, former executive chairman of Founders Brewing, John Green, and anti-fun boxer and influencer Jake Ventures capital firm. Okay. So that's still John Green.

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And big people with success under their belts who know success.

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You should talk to Bren about a rebrand or maybe you get like a diffusion line.

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So they would be your Alex Earle?

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Yeah. That's beautiful. Also, Alex Earl posted today an interview that's coming up on her podcast and she doesn't say who it is, but the commenters seem to have sussed it out because she's like talking to someone who looks very serious, almost like Diary of a CEO. And she's like, I admire you so much as a female entrepreneur and you always speak your mind. People are saying it's Bethany.

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For sure, which would explain a lot and we'll finally get clarity on Dinnergate.

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Yeah, I feel like there's different iterations of her. She has some sister episodes, some vloggy episodes, and now some sit-down serious episodes.

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His name was on the thing. And she's like kicking a golf ball off of his mouth in the videos.

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Yeah. Really, really cute. And them being in business together, like bodes well for the health of their relationship because that's, you're in it for the long haul.

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Even though it's not like you're going like nine to five every day. You have to like see him if it doesn't work out.

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Just at like the board meetings.

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Yeah, that's why I think they really love each other.

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Yeah, I think so. They seem like really happy together.

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So yeah, this is cool. Good luck.

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GL to sit Margs yes next to our little controversy I like seriously this movie Snow White is like such a curse so what is the controversy now I didn't even hear about it I've actually like I have it blocked from my brain like I'm not interested they've been like hush hush and now Disney is scaling back the Snow White Hollywood premiere amid the all the controversies so

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Snow White is set to come out on March 21st. Disney is hosting a Hollywood premiere of Snow White on March 15th but the studio won't be rolling out the red carpet like it usually does. The afternoon festivities will include a pre-party and a screening at the El Capitan Theater with Rachel Zegler and Gal Gadot.

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However, the red carpet will not include dozens of media outlets usually invited by Disney to interview the cast and creatives at its premieres. Instead, coverage will be limited to photographers and a house crew. The studio did not come in for this story, but the scaled-back plans come amid controversies surrounding the film.

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I do think the war is like the most recent one. Because I do think they rode the waves of like the Peter Dinklage stuff. Rachel Zegler has like constantly.

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He was not pro dwarfs. like having dwarves, but then it was like, if you take them out, then that's- There's no work in Hollywood for- Little people who aren't getting the job. But I think it was like the portrayal of them being like these caricatures- And like stereotypical, like bad traits and not nuanced people. Okay.

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But I think it's been very difficult for them. And then they did the trailer and you can see that the dwarves, if they're calling them that, I'm not sure, are back- but they're CGI. So seven little people didn't get a job. Correct. Wrong. That's the wrong.

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Then Rachel Zegler's like, aside from, you know, Gal Gadot and like invalidating her as a person all the time. She's like constantly like saying stuff and then having to like go and apologize for it.

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She's not going to be saved by the prince. She's not going to be dreaming about true love. She's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be. Pass. Like, I can't believe this movie after everything is like still coming out. This should have been, you weren't here on Friday, but Powerpuff Girls CW reboot like was canceled, but the trailer leaked. Claudia was seriously like,

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I feel like it was just always like, oh, at Christmas, and it'll get buried with Christmas movies. But it's literally coming out next week. They're not even doing a proper premiere because everyone is just so messy. And no one can be around Gal Gadot, who's like an actual queen and a beacon of morality.

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She's such a queen. And like the fact that they had to present together at the Oscars, that little shit, Rachel, like I just can't believe that they're still going forward with all of this. And now they're also scaling back. Cause it's like, if you're going to do it, do it.

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Well, I do love a live action remake and in any other time with any other lead actress, I'd be sat and I can't decide if I want to watch it to support Gal Gadot or if I want to not watch it to boycott Rachel Zegler.

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It's tough. We're kind of at a crossroads. So it's like, is everybody going to watch it because everybody might feel seen? Like you have two sides of the coin. There's someone for everyone, no matter what you believe. It's kind of like, it's very egalitarian.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but that was also, I think, more confusion. People didn't know what they were boycotting.

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And nobody really knew what Starbucks' stance was.

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Yeah, but I think that they sometimes made coffee in Israel. Was that the problem?

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Yeah, no, but other employees wore other pins.

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Yeah, that was like McDonald's too. Correct. But McDonald's isn't Israel.

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Yeah, that's like McDonald's Paris. Yeah.

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Oh, sad that they didn't have. No, it was good. It was good. They didn't have Portuguese food.

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no no portuguese portuguese mickeys oh are you ready for our next story if it's our next story that's brought to you by manscaped perchance it actually is because this is about a man did he escape no but he probably uses manscaped he wouldn't admit it but he definitely does it's spring break season also remind me after this i have to tell you something publicly or privately

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Well, I haven't had that. So all I have is like the one that I made last night, which was Parchee Perfection. It was such a nice new thing to add to the menu of my life. Yeah.

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Spring break, baby. With Bonnie Blue. Does it get any better than that?

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Do you see that she bought like a $500,000 car?

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And you've got a couple of things off the menu that you like, but now you have a new one.

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Our next story, Zach Bryan has a new girlfriend and goes Instagram official with her. Her name is Hannah Duncan, and he has posted her on his Instagram stories.

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Zach Bryan went Instagram official. They were also, like, spotted together, like, photographed in Australia.

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So, like, you knew he was seeing someone. But for him to post her on his story is another step. Zach Bryan went Instagram official with his new flame, Hannah Duncan, less than five months after his messy breakup with Brianna Chicken Fry, which we have spoken about ad nauseum. So it's that Zach Bryan, if you haven't been following. Not Luke Bryan. I don't think...

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Yeah. Yeah. But I'm sure she's seen what we've all seen and she's going into it hopefully eyes open. Maybe she thinks she can change him. Who knows what she's thinking. But they are together. I was trying to see how old she is. I do also think that that affects... Plays a factor. Yeah. But I can't see. So... I don't. Good luck.

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Okay. You know what? I need to add it to the recipe book.

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On the same level looks wise Yeah she's 27 and he's 28 Okay good Frontal lobe is there Decisions can be made They also weren't in Australia They were at an Australian bar in New York City Very similar And she's Australian So they might as well have been in Sydney There was a lot of Australia going on Yeah Cody Simpson was there too He's always there

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So we'll see. We'll see what happens. Maybe, hopefully he can be a better man.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into our TV recap? Sort of. Cause it's a bit of reality TV news. Cause the Valley season two trailer dropped yesterday and a lot is happening. Like almost too much to keep up with. Every couple is.

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Like literally every couple could be an entire storyline for another show. Like on a show like Real Housewives, just Jason and Michelle would be a lead story. He's accusing her.

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Jason's accusing Michelle of being a hooker for a billionaire sleeping with him for $1,500 a night. Lala Kent is ripping Jason a new asshole. Naya and Danny, who are like the golden couple, like there's some controversy there. Someone said that he's like feeling up girls at the bar. Then someone said that Janet's husband takes his ring off when he goes to the bar.

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Kristen and Luke are engaged and pregnant. Jackson and Brittany are obviously getting divorced. He's an addict. She said that he's been spying on her in the house, set up spyware. And bringing girls home to the house. Well, yeah, but they probably like trade off very like Gina Kirshenheider-Casita so the kid doesn't have to move. Yeah. And maybe on his time, he's bringing girls over.

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yeah but I wouldn't even say desperate to be famous because that's the the people who still act that way are Jax and Kristen like and Brittany of chaos who will do anything to make the show great like because Michelle is like cool as a cucumber like doesn't gives us like nothing but her life is just inherently interesting and Jason too they're like very they're kind of like fancy but like their world is crumbling around them and there's no way for us to not see that Danny and Nia

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or Naya have always been like the sweethearts of the show. They have a really, from what we've seen and maybe next season, like in the trailers, just accusations that are kind of baseless, but they had three under two because they had a baby and then twins. They really like are supportive of one another.

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She is just, I think she was like Miss America or she was a pageant girl, but she's just like sweet to her core. He's like so hardworking. He's a working actor. He's just like so supportive of her. She's breastfeeding every other scene with the twins at her tits and the toddler running around. Like, They're just lovely people, it seems, who really love each other.

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But then we got a couple moments where like, I don't know. You saw the truth. No, not truth. But like every couple, no couple is perfect, right? Everyone's going to have the other side of them. Like you saw a little bit of that. Nothing's crazy, but like she's just like. No, but real life. She's very like controlling, like a perfectionist a little bit.

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And when he, I think he like got drunk and like said stupid stuff. Like nothing offensive, just like genuinely stupid. And she was like so embarrassed that he would like be that way. And it was just awkward. But I think they are as good as it gets, especially in Hollywood. So we'll see what the drama is. And then Janet, I'm sorry, I don't remember her husband's name.

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They just had a baby last season. She was pregnant the whole season. So for him to be going out without the wedding ring when she has a baby is crazy. I know Lala's on the show and Sheena's on the show. And we saw Tom Schwartz in the trailer, too. He wasn't with Lala, but I'm open.

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Let me tell you that the only real press I've seen about Lady Gaga's new album is all vis-a-vis Sheena Shea.

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queen like queen doing putting in the work also we've been accused of like not supporting lady gaga's new album and then like some people were going so far as to say that we don't like the real lady gaga because we don't like her when she's like weird and we only like like bland joanne let me tell you the real lady gaga fans know that mayhem is a work of art and it takes days to digest you think i could just listen to it once and tell you how i feel i've been working my way through it every single day listening to mayhem every day i agree as a true lady gaga fan

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And like of understanding, you know?

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I need like tabs in this thing.

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I want to listen to it a couple times. See how now like when I hear a song that I've already heard, I'm like, oh, I like this one. I feel like I've heard it before. And then I'm listening to the lyrics. Like you think we could say something about it after one listen? You obviously don't know Lady Gaga. She's very multifaceted.

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It's not surface lyrics and it's not surface music.

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So I didn't like those criticism. I didn't like that.

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That was serious hate that we wouldn't be Lady Gaga fans.

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No, her and her best friendship with Lady Gaga.

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No, Sheena is so... commercial like you know that's what i'm saying stephanie no and stephanie like nyu art like she's like she would be she's very sweet like and that's the thing she knows she is deeply misunderstood like sheena is the cheerleader and stephanie like is the artist working on her art and these two people never the twin you tell me it's actually shocking

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Of like just paper. Lists of people.

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We're not talking about it enough. I agree. No one's mentioned it. And when Sutton was crying in St. Lucia, just being like, is anybody going to tell Dorit enough that this is too far or that is too mean? I'm like, What has, Dorita said nothing compared to the wallet thing. Those things need to be said to you.

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Yeah, I just, when she was crying and saying all that in St. Lucia, it just showed such a lack of self-awareness because the only person who's gone below the belt here is you. And if you guys do have mutual friends, then in that situation, a mutual friend should lean towards defending Dorit because you are more wrong than Dorit.

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Plus, Dorit is going through a lot, so she does get a little bit of grace. But even without that, like, she deserves to be sided with because you have been so, so wrong. And the fact that they're literally, like, 12-year-olds where they're like, how come she can forgive Kyle so quickly and go back to being friends, but she can't forgive me that quickly?

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It's like, actually— You were never friends with— Also all season Kyle and Dorit have been very start and stop. Like we're moving forward and then they can't move forward. They've actually had a hard time getting to a place where they can joke and laugh together again. So it wasn't just like they had one conversation and forgave each other. They have like four conversations.

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I know, but that's what we do. Okay, so Karen Huger, the rules don't apply anymore.

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Plus they have a pre-existing friendship that like is worth salvaging.

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You've never been a friend to anyone except Garcelle. So there's really nothing there.

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Yeah, and for you to be upset that Dorita's forgiven Kyle faster than she's forgiving you, you're not even asking for forgiveness. You haven't even said sorry. You're still fighting. You said the wild thing. You didn't say sorry for that. So forgive what? You act like someone who doesn't want a relationship with her, and then you're mad that you can't get your relationship with her back.

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Yeah, but it's also Garcelle is conflicted because of how much Sutton kisses Kyle's ass. That's the issue for Garcelle. Yes. It's like, wait, not all the other stuff. Like that's where she's going to turn on her because Sutton like wants Kyle's approval too much. It's like. 12 year olds.

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Kelly Clarkson I feel like the rules do apply to Kelly like you're a smart woman follow the no it's not just about like she she follows them it's not just about our faves like are you capable of following the rules then you should Karen you're gonna sound by the way but that's not what what we were talking about when we made the rules like because we were saying how everybody's always like well Claudia you said this but like if Kelly got a DUI I would be mad at her you should know better like that would be unacceptable to me it would be acceptable to me

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Yeah. And Bo's has been doing it for shorter. Like we haven't seen Bo's yet, like defend Dorit in something indefensible. Cause for me, everything Bo's has defended Dorit on is like, it's logic. Yeah. And that's your friend. Like I agree with my friend. That's why we're friends. Cause we kind of have like similar points of view.

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Yeah. Yeah. And I do think that Erica has been, like, so forgiving, more forgiving than I'd ever expected her to be, maybe even more forgiving than I personally would be. So to know that, like, grudges are still being held and the North remembers, like, that's my Erica. That's the Erica I know.

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But when she was, like, saying – when they were talking in her house about Sutton and Dorit, and then she was like, well, it was okay when she did it to me. It was giving very, like, what about me? But then when she explained what they did to her, I was like –

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My eyes were, you know, maybe moved 30 degrees north. And then she explained what they did to her pills and the drinking and sitting there being like, well, you should figure. And she has to sit there and take and be like, I should figure out my medication and my alcohol. Yeah. Let's mention it all.

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Yeah, same. And the rooms worked out really nicely because Kathy and Kyle share. And then, of course, Sutton and Garcelle and Jennifer. And a couple of things, because people are saying like this group is hard to crack. And I felt like one Kyle and Bose's conversation. I know it was like Kyle was opening up and she was crying. And so we shouldn't like say anything. Not supportive of that.

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But it was a little weird to me. That like she's been accused of not opening up to Bose. So then the next time she has a one-on-one with Bose. Like I'm going to start crying and sharing. Like I just felt like. Yeah, and, like, not genuine. That's, like, not how things come about.

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I'm going to decide today that I'm going to cry to you, and I'm going to open... No, it's just, like, a metamorphosis. And they hadn't gotten there yet, and then Kyle felt like she had been being penalized because she hadn't shared with Bo, so she, like, schedules this sit-down to cry, and it's just, like, it just... To earn points. Yeah, I...

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and I felt like she was genuinely sad and what she was saying was true but the decision to do it right then and there because she hadn't been accused of opening up it was just like a little in authentic I felt and that's just like not how those conversations typically come about so I don't know but I know you like she was going through it so that was sad but then also Jennifer Tilly saying that she hasn't felt like the group has been that she that she feels like an outsider um

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Which I could see. I agree. They have so much history and commonalities and just like husbands are friends and kids are friends and all of that stuff. But I also don't feel like Jennifer Tilly from what I've seen has made like a huge effort to really get to know.

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Yeah. She doesn't even show us her house.

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And I do feel like Erica like always is giving her her flowers about how she's so stylish and she's so cool and like, oh my gosh, she's like an old. And I don't know, like, does she pursue that friendship with Erica? They would definitely have a lot in common. I just feel like it's not fair to say that when we haven't seen you like really try and like connect on a deeper level either.

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So it's just about like your faves?

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Yeah and he was like well he could have easily blamed it on her but like oh yeah I like I should really vet who I'm seeing.

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better he was also spotted like last night with some brunette hooking up they're divorced like I don't know what the hell we're talking about no but I'm saying they're not together he doesn't live in the house she had a girlfriend for a year like what the hell are we talking about she moved on first yes yeah no I I agree I I don't think that he did something wrong but that is a hard thing not even for Kyle to see because he saw her in a music video kissing a woman um a million paparazzi pictures of her and Morgan Wade for

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the girls and because that girl is like the age of his daughters like that's just always going to be a little weird.

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Yeah, like, otherwise he's just like... What did they say?

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Like when you stand by and watch your wife be with someone else. That's what Andrew Schultz, when the OBGYN was fingering his wife, he was like, I'm just a cuck in the corner.

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No, and Garcelle making the distinction for the viewers as best as she could that like, oh, we're allowed to talk about Moe's pictures, but we can't talk about Morgan's.

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That's why there's much ado about Mo, because that's the thing you could talk about. If there had been much ado about Morgan, we would like, then by the time Mo's out pictures with someone, it's like, oh good, he's moved on finally.

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especially because these things are playing out in the public like if there were whispers that kyle were in a relationship with a woman we never saw them together but it's just what the streets were saying and one of the women brought it up on the show that would be wrong yeah but she goes out and about she's at the concert she's flaunting she's in the music video you can't help paparazzi but i'm sorry a music video she's bringing her on the show and we can't talk about it like that doesn't work that's hypocritical yeah

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Agreed. So I don't need everyone to bring up the private all the time when there are things. People are entitled to have like buckets of things that they want to keep private. But when you're doing it publicly and you won't do it on the show that you're on, that doesn't work.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And you don't feel that way about Kelly?

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I feel like it's like 30%. Yeah, I'm excited for Summer House. I'm excited for lunch. Me too. What are you going to have? I'm not sure. I feel like I got some leftovers. I think I'm going to make salmon bowls again tonight with the leftovers. That's nice. Work them hard again.

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Yeah, but I also have the ingredients for crunch wrap in my fridge. But I don't think you have a crunch wrap. I don't think you have two in two days. I think it's too much.

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To me, it's about like what you're capable of.

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How about on the list, we have Claudia's submission. Claude's.

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Jack's. Okay. So you want Kelly, even though.

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So this is like people who could get a DUI and. I would look past it. And you would defend them.

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Like Luke Holmes, honestly, if Luke Holmes got a DUI, I'd bury it.

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Okay. We'll keep adding to it.

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It's not solving all your problems like you thought it would. Yeah.

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It's a girly t-shirt merch with maybe pants and a cardigan for me. Slay. Slay the house down boots. Hey, girly. How you doing? Welcome to the toast. I'm darn good. Happy to be here at the toast for another lovely Wednesday. Another lovely show with my lovely sea stirred. I feel like being lovely. Okay, let's keep this energy up.

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You win some, you lose some.

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You won't appreciate the great night's sleeps without the bad ones.

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No, I didn't because I went to watch Andrew Schultz's special.

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Yeah, we'll circle back, but continue what you were saying.

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I just saw a headline because for some reason I hadn't seen who won. Like it's like Masked Singer. They're really keeping it under wraps. But like I saw a headline today that Gabby Windy won. She hasn't gotten her money yet. Unless she is getting paid for something else.

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I feel like she won. And that would also explain why like she's having like an extra huge moment right now.

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But then I saw like a TikTok type video of the cast of Traders like participating in a trend. And it said like two men won Traders. And Gabby Windy stands up for the table.

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I saw him making news the other day. Like, just I think he was talking about Megan, right? But I didn't realize it's because he's like the... He was talking about Meghan on Traders. I didn't realize it's because he's the cause du jour of the moment.

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He was responding to the Sussex last name thing. They got his take. Right, right. Wait, I'm not okay that he's on Traders. What?

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Yeah, she said that in the episode, that he's in control, which is like-

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A bad place to be in. But as I watch their conversation, I hope they stay together. And if I were Dorit, I would want to stay together. It's just too much upheaval. They have small children. Their finances are who knows. And like, I think it would just be so messy if they split up and they do like each other. And I hope that they can put in the work and get back together.

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I know that like some people would be like, well, the love is gone. Like that's so unromantic. But like, yeah. I don't know. I think what they, what they have in their life at this stage with their kids and their home, like is worth salvaging. Also, he's like not even home all the time. Cause he's always traveling. That was her issue with him. So like maybe they could get back together.

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They don't see each other that much. I'll make it work. Like, I don't know. I think that's, what's better for them as opposed to, I don't know them splitting up, selling the house, her moving with the kids, switching schools. Like it's just a nightmare. Yeah.

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Yeah, and it was all like a precursor to get to St. Lucia.

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Yeah, I when they were showing the preview for next week of them on the boat fighting, like it was reminding me of Columbia. It looked very choppy.

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Oh, that's like so yucky. And it doesn't need to be.

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But it's not for me to judge.

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So Andrew Schultz, I think I watched like half so far because I did try to get to sleep at a reasonable hour.

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Well, Zach was going to bed and I think he wanted me to keep watching so he could watch it. But like, I was like, you know what? We both need to go to sleep. We've not been getting good sleep. The boys have been just like waking up. Like they're switching off every night of who's going to wake up. And it was like almost 11. And I was like, okay, that's like a good sign to go to sleep.

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Chatty. Classic chatty. Classic chat.

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Um, so I was, so I'm at the part, what's he up to? They're about to do IVF that he's like explaining that process.

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Um, and so many things made me laugh and it was actually a different stuff than what you said, but maybe because like when he was saying how he used to be so scared of like getting everyone pregnant, that like when he would jerk off in the toilet bowl, he'd flush twice and wipe it down with Windex.

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Cause he was scared that when his mom took a dump, it would splash back up into her sperm and get her pregnant. And then he'd have a son and brother.

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Oh, and by the way, like the way that you framed it made it seem like you didn't know that he, how it goes when he has IVF and like the, when you have the picture at the end, the video montage that like, it's a shock that like he has a child. But like he talks about his child the entire time.

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Okay, the way I heard it yesterday, which I obviously misheard, was that he's telling the process. And I thought maybe he even hadn't shared yet that he has a kid. And that was how the world knew.

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No, but I really was enjoying it. It's really quality comedy.

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They don't make them like that anymore. I'm so glad you like it. So many funny jokes like about the Jews that were like not offensive.

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Yeah. It's also his like brand. His vibe. You think? Is not Jewish. Oh, agreed. Agreed. Yeah.

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So that was fun. You want to get into the stories? We actually have a lot to talk about today, about a lot of random corners of the entertainment world. So without further ado, it's the Fast Five Stories You Need to Know.

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No, it's so disgusting. Oftentimes, like if I'm staying at a hotel or something, like if I don't have ice, I just have to do it like that. And why is it so much grosser?

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Now let's get into the fast five stories that you need to know.

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For all the... For all the... Yeah, that's what I thought. It's like, yeah, it's a little Lin-Manuel rap.

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Our first story, Kylie Kelsey is on Call Her Daddy this week talking about, you know, Kylie, but also talking about Taylor. She answered a bunch of questions about her and Taylor's relationship, when she met Taylor, when she found out Taylor and Travis were dating. Yeah.

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But it's still there. You know, should I just let her in?

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Of course. So Kylie Kelsey revealed when Travis told her that he was dating Taylor, or when they found out, actually, because she said that Travis didn't tell her and Jason that they found out together, but she didn't say how they found out. OK. Anyways, on the new episode of Call Her Daddy, Alex was asking how her and Jason learned that Taylor had come to the picture.

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She said, I'm assuming your family was like getting told this in some capacity, Alex said, to which Kylie responded, we were not. I will say we knew before everyone else, but it was not like it did not hit the group chat. They said that they found out together, but we knew before they hard launched at a game together.

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Right, so they didn't find out with everyone, but they didn't find out from Travis. How do you else find, I guess they have like mutual friends and stuff.

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Or maybe the parents, like maybe Donna knew and she slipped it.

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I agree, and I don't think that that's necessary. It seems like, I also feel like in this interview, Kylie answered every question. She didn't give a ton of extra information. She wasn't like glowing about Taylor, but it was reminding me of like Donna Kelsey on GMA. It's fine. You know?

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It's media trained and just like not wanting to talk about Taylor if she doesn't want to be spoken about. So like she's answering questions like from her perspective but not like going in on all these details. She shared that they bonded over vacationing like down the shore in the same towns when they were

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People in like Pennsylvania, yeah, they go- Yes, I know, I know. Down the shore.

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Yeah, they were in Seaside. They were just at their local beach.

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And then Alex had also asked Kylie if she tried Taylor's food, like homemade cooking before, because they said that they've been on a double date, not to a restaurant, but to a house. She was like, yeah, but I haven't eaten her food because I was eight weeks pregnant and everything just like made me sick.

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Yeah, so like there wasn't that much there there, but now we have a little bit more information.

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Yeah, I think it was just like a piece of the interview. I think it's what Kylie expects going into any interview. And I don't know. And if you don't ask any questions, that's also weird.

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You have to for the audience, but also it's a part of Kylie's life. Like it's a very big, like interesting part of her life now.

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I'll go do a powder outage at Olivia's house.

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Well, it's not like natural to fizzle when you work together. Well, you legally can't. Yeah, it's not like they were besties and now they've gone in different directions or someone got a boyfriend or whatever. They were seeing a lot together and doing a lot together because they're working together.

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They're still technically working together. So that's what makes it unlike an other fizzle.

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Right. And they're in the same town. It's not like much of a lift. There's definitely beef. And we were talking about this with like the Spencer Pratt of it all. And the more that I think about that situation, like in the same day that he's dragging Cooper. Her boss. Licks versus Lexx. Licks. It's Licks versus Lex. It's Licks versus Lex.

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Licks is on IG live with him dancing to his wife's song while he's dragging the boss out by her hair. Like there is something. And then Nola just completely confirms that. Like there's no, the question now is like what happened, not did something happen.

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It's not even the right word. It's just like. Personal. It's very personal in a way that only people who don't know you are allowed to know these things.

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Yes, but him managing them is kind of new. He wasn't managing since the beginning, right?

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And why are people drawing from that?

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Yeah. But there's definitely something going on, but she's still at the network.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yes, storms of ruin.

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It's internet and podcast drama, very much so. TikTok and pod. The convergence of our two favorite things. Yeah. We'll see what happens. Right now, there's nothing to know because it's just the dearth. That's there. You know, it's just the absence of something.

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Yeah. It's not the presence of anything yet.

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Yeah. Well, also just a little more Kelsey family news is that Jason and Taylor's. Nope. Jason and Travis's. Jason and Taylor. Yeah. Ship. Jason and Travis's new episode of New Heights came out. And I just want to give Travi a lot of credit for showing up on the podcast with this tail between his legs like he has had a.

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Classic. Coincidence is God's way of letting us know he exists.

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rough emotional few days and to go and talk about your big man feelings like about the game is very big of him and I feel like he could have they could have pushed a week yeah and he didn't mad respect and I wanted to give credit to Jason because that's also like a hard job for you to do where like

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Don't worry. I won't watch. Like I saw it.

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Yeah, yeah. So Travis and Jason- released a new episode of new heights. Travis was talking about, you know, the motionality of the game, how they just like, couldn't get any momentum going. He had made a couple of bad decisions that he regrets. And he's obviously just feeling in his feelings about the game.

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They also, um, said that they've, before they started new heights, they went months without talking to each other sometimes and how the podcast has really kept them close. Um,

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okay well that's just not true like you all were bad just like we sound as a team collectively being a team like you want to it's part of being a leader and you yeah you want to protect your teammates you just beat yourself up for the things that you could have done that you didn't do and I think it's going to be a little bit of time before he's moved on

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I don't think he's going to retire, but I do think now this is the march to retirement. But like, I don't think you start dating Taylor two years in and now you're like unemployed and you used to be busy every day and now you're sitting on the couch recording your podcast. It's giving Joe Alwyn, like it's giving Joe Alwyn get a job. I think for his relationship, like he wants to still be that guy.

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I agree. I saw the clips and I was like, wow, this looks amazing. I wish I could watch it, but I can't. This episode is not available to me.

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I don't think he wants to go out this way. I think he wants to prove them all wrong at least one more time. And I think he's going to keep going. He's just going to work harder and then he'll retire in like two years or whatever. I don't think it's this time, but I definitely, for the first time, in a serious way, he's, it's like in the air.

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Oh, I thought you were about to say Travis. I was like, oh, my God. No, that makes sense. That tracks for Patrick. No, Jackie, Travis was born in 1989.

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I also feel like even though Travis isn't as good as he once was, he's probably still better than a lot of tight ends.

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Until he's the worst tight end on the field, like – Don't give up.

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Not until you're the absolute worst.

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I don't think he will retire right now. And I know that I'm speaking with a lot of confidence about this. But why can't I? Like all the other analysts do it. What do they know?

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Call me Colin Cowherd, my mortal fucking enemy. It's crazy. My husband can't go one day without listening to Colin Cowherd. It must be how toaster husbands feel about us when they hear our voices coming down the pipe with these people with these bad takes and annoying voices. That's how I feel about Colin Cowherd. Worst fucking takes.

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I know the feeling. I just want to say. And it's tough.

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But what about creators that are always piping through his phone?

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Okay. I guess I'm trying to think.

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That's so funny. He also loves golf. Does he follow any golf commentators?

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Yeah, but these people will comment on anything when it comes to sports. Like it's so, so crazy.

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Are you ready for our next story?

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Cool. Mandy Moore is slamming Amazon for allegedly delivering a package to her in-laws home that was destroyed in the LA wildfires. So Mandy Moore posted a photo to her story of like a totally burnt down home. And in front of it is an Amazon package. And she wrote, do better Amazon. Can we not have better discretion than to leave a package at a residence that no longer exists?

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This is my mother and father-in-law's home. SMH shaking my head.

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Just such a busy morning. I have such a busy day today and I'm still recovering. I was telling you, like, this is taking a while for me to recover from this sickness. I'm now hearing that what I've had was COVID because I was having dinner at Trout's last night, as one does.

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amazon's like in that moment the driver had a package to deliver to an address and he was probably just as confused as we are all watching this picture but like that might be someone might not have an address where they could ship things but they have right this address and so you would go and pick it up i don't like this is obviously like a weird visual you know and it's not how it is but i have some more logistical questions something's so terribly wrong

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GPS. Like, your destination's on your left. And just plop.

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I don't think so either. And I, I don't know what the, the solve would have been here. Like, so they just should have lost the package because really like, if you're not delivering any take it back to where has you like, it's gone. Yeah.

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It's kind of like Amazon can deliver anywhere, anytime.

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I never heard that. You've never heard that? Coincidence is just a wink from God.

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Yeah, we all had dinner last night. Margo is staying at my house. She's only here for a night because like you guys, we're all going to be together this weekend. And we were having dinner at Olivia's and I was saying how it's like kind of taking me a long time to like recover from this. Like I just feel like so like knocked.

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It's kind of a good advertisement for Amazon.

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You think people, the Moors get their towels on Amazon?

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Exactly. What's her husband's name?

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Does Goldsmith get his towels on Amazon?

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Me neither. I get like everything on Amazon. I wouldn't get towels on Amazon.

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That just cracks me up. Me too. We're hilarious. We are hilarious.

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Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. It's for you and you alone. Tarek El Moussa admits that he accidentally... that he accidentally called his wife Heather by his ex Christina's name. He said, I'm lucky to be alive.

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Tarik El Moussa makes mistakes like the rest of us, shockingly. And one was almost deadly. So in behind the scenes clip of an upcoming episode of The Flip Off posted on TikTok. I love that The Flip Off is making so much news.

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It's literally the most newsworthy thing that's ever happened. Amazing thing, yeah. He revealed that he accidentally once called his current wife Heather by his ex-wife Christina's name. He made the admission after one of his contractors, Brian, called Heather by Christina's name. Tarik joked, what did you call her? One more time, say it for us. And Heather was like, Christina.

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down like not no longer actively sick but like weird yeah foggy everything I'm like it's kind of like when people like would have COVID and you just like still had like the symptoms and she was like oh well it's COVID that's going around I was like but you said Kayla had the flu and then like Kayla got Harry and Charlie's like and that's how it all went she was like no I think it was COVID and I'm like oh so I had COVID

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And Tarek goes, oh shit, I did that one time. I'm lucky to be alive.

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You are. I think that's why you get along so well.

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Yeah, perhaps. I think, I mean, Tarek's only had two wives, so it's not like... he'll get out of the habit of Christina. But I feel like for someone who goes through a lot of partners, it's better to just call them all a pet name, like babe or something. That way you never have to really switch it out. Christina needs to do that. Yeah, Christina. I'm sure she has a pet name for her boyfriends.

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That way she doesn't have to constantly remember their name.

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Muffalish. You guys are so Muffalish.

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Except how you should say Bruno first.

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Also, babies love bees. So Bruno is actually a great dog name. Like if you have little ones and you want to get a dog. Like it's so easy for them to say. It's really fun.

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You do, but also secretly you want me to take Romeo.

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It's going on eight days. It's long COVID.

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Why, because he's in the home or because he's abused by his brothers?

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Oh, I don't know. I put a heated blanket down on my bed this week because I was sick. He's a grandma. That's the thing. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's a grandma. How old is he? Four. Four? And a half.

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And a half. But Bruno loves cozy. Ever since I've met him, even when I was pregnant with Harry, so Bruno wasn't even a year and I got a heated blanket, the way the boy's eyes lit up. Bruno loves cozy.

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Well, he goes on an hour walk every day. Bruno's living the life of Riley.

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Bruno is... Ben is so crazy about the dogs. Like, I'm not taking... Yes. No offense. Like, I'm not taking advice from him. I don't want to be like that.

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Yeah. Like when you guys are here.

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When you guys are here, like the concern for Romeo when he's like completely fine.

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Are you ready for our fourth story?

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I completely agree. I didn't know that I... had like long COVID, let alone COVID. And when I was labeling my sickness last week, it's important to label sometimes. It is, it feels good to have a name. But I mislabeled it. I was saying flu, flu. Meanwhile, I should have said COVID.

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Our next story, a little Skims news, because Kim Kardashian flaunts her comedy skills as the fairy butt mother in a new Skims ad.

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Yeah, but I'm going to fight it. You know, I'm going to get out there. I'm going to push through. I'm going to try and work my brain past the brain fog. I feel like doing the toast, like when it comes to like pregnancy brain, even postpartum brain, brain fog from sickness. I actually love doing the show because it forces me to exercise my brain and move past the fogginess.

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i'm sure it's good you know by the way it wasn't bad like i'm not i'm not ashamed of what i put out there it's like people know too much about me now yeah people just know too much about you but that's always been the case so just like try and forget about it yeah um kim showcased her comedy skills in a new advertisement for skims because they are like releasing shapewear that's like butt enhancers enhancing and like

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like, bigger butt, bigger boobs. Which is so her. So she's the fairy butt mother in this new ad, which was actually really cute.

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And that was like before, yeah, so there was no butt implant in there but like there, I think, you know, what they've done. Allegedly, it's like BBL, which is just like injecting with fat, which wouldn't come up on an x-ray. It's not in, you know, a foreign object.

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No, it's so weird how like for a while everyone was talking about it and then we don't talk about it and she doesn't talk about it. And like I feel like she would never answer a question about it. still probably to this day, but this ad is kind of bringing the questions up again.

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Where it's like, we have all just sort of accepted. We'll never get the truth or the answers that we want. Also in all the time that she's like lost all this weight, even on the show, like she'll complain about her butt without saying any more. Yeah.

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It is like my brain would be mush after like pregnancy and everything. If I weren't required, I wasn't required to, you know, use my words. I think reading has helped you get your brain back. Yeah. No, honest. Everything that they say helps the toast.

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And Kylie, Not Kourtney, least interesting to look at, famously. Kendall.

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Yeah. So things have been quiet since then because we also like don't talk about sex. Women's bodies. But now she's helping women get a little junk in the trunk artificially, which is a really good product, but it definitely brings up the question again.

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I think anything that makes you feel more comfortable in your body, especially if it's something that you don't have to get surgery or do something permanent or do something dangerous or go somewhere to get a surgery because you can't get one. I think it's great.

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If she comes out with like, it's not like something I've ever thought about, but like maybe I'm, maybe I should be thinking about it.

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Yeah. I think it's really great.

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Yeah, so get your butt pants. What are they calling them? It was the fairy butt mother. She's the fairy butt mother, but what's the product called? The Ultimate Butt Collection. Cute. Yeah, cute. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes. Kylie Jenner is out supporting Timothee Chalamet at the Santa Barbara, the Santa Babra International Film Festival.

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So, Timothee took the stage to collect.

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I actively have to use my brain every day and it's good. So I'm fighting past long COVID. It will not get me down long COVID strong.

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The S-B-I-F-F, the Spiff. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you didn't say that it was the Spiff. It's not the Tiff, it's the Spiff.

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He took the stage to collect the Arlington Artist of the Year Award, the prestigious Arlington.

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So of course she had to go for the Arlington at the Spiff.

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And you could tell she was loving every minute of being his girl, rubbing his back, sending him up there, clapping. She's just Mrs. Chalamet.

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No, because they come from different worlds, but then visually, like if you look at a... By the way, have they ever even done a red carpet together? No.

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That's so crazy. No, they're both like...

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Yeah. I don't know. I feel like obviously it works.

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Oh, I get it now. And she looks so happy.

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Or one of my favorite quotes about God, man plans, God laughs.

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Just between you and I. Not even, we're on the same side. But like, seriously, he's like world's sexiest man for some people.

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But he's not short, Claudia. He's just skinny. Okay, I'm going to get his height. I just want to come to the Chalamet family.

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No, I have no issue with Timothy. And he makes my girl happy. No, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good. So I'm rooting for them. I'm rooting for happiness for Kylie and a baby between the two of them.

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I don't think they'll get married. She's not really the marriage type, but she wants a really big family. And so if that's her partner, like that's who she's going to have a baby with. Great. So. Get on it. I'm ready. Little Wolf Chalamet. That's beautiful.

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Rocky is not Jewish. They are both very Christian.

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I think, yeah. He'll get other things.

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You could, but you missed the treat of Kathy's house. It was a treat.

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Glucose test. I was gonna get there. That was seriously my next guess.

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Yeah. That's a fair assessment. It's nice that you watched it so closely to really get that.

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Yeah. To me, it was just crazy that she like, can't really talk. This is always so weird when people do this, when it's like someone who they have a really hard time connecting with emotionally, they need to have a hard conversation 20 years in the making. And like, we're going to do it with cameras in front of us. Like that is like, that is so weird to me.

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And I actually felt like she tried to, you know, put her like have this conversation with her mom, like show how she's so evolved and that her mom is like, you know, so hard and backwards. And I felt like her mom's responses to everything she said was like, you know, tough, but fair.

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Right. But like not completely unreasonable, definitely, you know, stoic, hard, hard, but like it wasn't totally what evil, like it had expected either.

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Yeah. For two episodes. And who knows if it will end after next episode.

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And the way they treat him is also wrong. Like he's not great, but like he deserves to be spoken to like a human being, like a human being. So crazy. Yeah. The whole thing was so weird. It was weird. And it's also like her and her mom aren't close yet. Like Sutton has a house in her hometown and her mom lives there. Like that's pretty close.

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And she wants praise for the store. And she wants her mom to be proud of everything she's done in the store.

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They're talking about the store. Yeah.

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And the Sutton Green line, which was really reminding me of like, what was it? Fallon Unlimited when she starts that, what's the green initiative she does? Oh, she uses her mom's maiden name. What is it with the? Hold on.

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No, it's the first season. She starts like her green initiative, Fallon.

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Green. And then eventually, I don't want to spoil it.

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Yeah, and especially to do it on TV is really odd to me.

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Yeah. Yeah, that was, yeah. I mean, clearly she admits that she's something she struggles with.

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Do we even dare? It's like tearing us apart.

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You know what you need actually and something that really helped Dana in her GD journey, which you're obviously not on yet, but if you, you know. If that's what my future holds. But would have also helped you in the lead up to the test is sourdough because it's sugarless bread. Like when I saw Dana.

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And did you see yesterday? I was right. You and like your sideways heart. I know. Okay. So I'm trying to do like a better heart hand, but I am in the right spot every time.

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When I saw Dana and she had GD and I gave her like a loaf of sourdough and we had sourdough sandwiches and whatever. And she then did her glucose moniker after. Zero degree. Spike. Like we had like pargy sandwiches and.

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Yeah, we'll see. Anyways, good luck drinking it. Good luck not eating.

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I mean, it's yucky in the way that like drinkable medicine is like a little yucky. But somebody said it tastes like orange soda. Like I heard it's good. Really, really sweet orange soda. Like, OK, it's a little yucky, but then you drink it. It's not horrible. It's just like not my favorite tasty beverage.

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Yeah, but it's a small it's one of the shirt bottles shirt. Oh, very shirt.

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Yeah, people want to have their moment.

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People want to have their moment, Claudia.

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Yeah, and then it's a blood test. Not fun.

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Let me tell you, I've had a morning Claudia, I've had a morning as well, but you go first.

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Yeah, we just get to like walk into an office, throw our handbags down.

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Yeah, we will discuss. Summer House premieres tonight.

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I'm pretty sure that's what I saw on the gram.

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It is hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. I couldn't forget because Broody decided to join us in studio today for hump day, and I don't think it's a coincidence.

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So. That's exciting. Yeah. We'll watch that. I have such a busy night. I'm like, I'm going to an event. I'm speaking a little bit. I'll tell you guys more about it tomorrow because I don't want to jinx it. Wait, what? You don't know about this? I have like an event and I'm like. That you're speaking at? Yeah. In a way. Yeah. Yeah.

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what is it it's a women's event it's um young professionals no uh it's like it's about someone else and i'm just like i'm moderating something what i didn't tell you about this oh my god you have like ever since you moved you're so distant like i don't know anything about you also um we're supposed to podcast tonight yeah are we not doing no we are after what time we'll have to confer but now also with summer house like we kind of have to watch summer house

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I saw. I'm not watching. Don't worry. I won't watch.

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No. Literally no. No. We will schedule. Okay.

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But after this, I'm also podcasting with Satchel for the Patreon. Yes.

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I love podcasting with my little sister because she has to talk to me and she has to answer your questions about what's going on in her life.

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It's not that I want to know those things because I really would rather not know.

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I know. And you know how nervous I get. Can you text me what it is? I'll try and give you info.

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Yes. I just don't want to jinx it. I feel like talking about it.

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a wee bit yeah wow okay pop off I can't wait to hear all about it tomorrow you guys and just know this isn't like secret project she's just nervous it's like not a big deal yeah no I'm just nervous and I feel like if I talk about it and I brag about it before it happens then like of course I'm gonna be like standing there like hey guys how y'all doing look at me

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When I saw your Instagram story last night about how you tried on lots of dresses and they were bad and you didn't send me any pictures. Like I figured it was bad.

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I just want to say like that part, I don't agree with that. Like you can't have an expensive or nice dress because you're at a certain size and you would have spent this much on the same wedding at a different size.

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okay but like you shouldn't spend less because you don't like how you look versus how much you would spend if you liked how you looked because one you're fucking pregnant and no it's just it's more so about like spending a lot of money on a dress that I could wear a couple of times is great but I don't know when I would be able to wear this dress again when would I ever be invited to a wedding ever again at this exact size but even at a different size if you wore the dress to a wedding like you're not going to wear it again that soon like you just wore it like

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you're not gonna wear it to the next wedding. Like it's a wedding dress. So it's a special occasion dress. You're allowed to have like one expensive special occasion dress that makes you feel good when you're pregnant. Like, I don't know where you made this law up.

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You just said it wasn't bad. That's how, did you love it? Like, was it great?

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If it was greatness, yeah. Like you deserve to like feel great.

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I feel like people do that all the time. Meanwhile, I should be working at a department store in sales because I can make, like literally nobody can push you to spend money. Push anyone to spend money on clothes like me.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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And you could tell it's top quality fabric. Now text me the price. It was top quality fabric. Text me the price.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I think you deserve it. You look like a queen that you are.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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That I understand, and that could be true at any size. But don't punish yourself with an uglier, lesser dress.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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I have, you know, those like Norma Kamali long, like the ruched dress with Diana. I have like a long sleeve one in green, if that's of interest to you, that I wore when I was pregnant.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Yeah. But that's the only like pregnancy fancy dress I have, I think. Are you interested? I'm going to a party without a dress. Okay. Well, treat yourself is what I'll say.

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Shakin' Our Heads: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025

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Okay. I look forward to seeing what you wear.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. That's right, it's hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of girlies that I love.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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This year they have reached 75,000 students in 39 different states and a lot of states for the first time they have reached like Alabama and Alaska this year. The Mark Schoenmutter Holocaust Education Foundation was giving grants in Alabama and Alaska. So it's like very worthy, like every dollar goes, you know? And I like that we're like, We're like this small foundation. Cause I don't know.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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If I'm giving off different energy, it's because I was up all night being tortured by my husband. You ever been there before? Oh, I was up all night as well. We should have texted. Yeah. And by up all night, I mean like these days that's 1045. Yeah. which is so late for me, so late for me. But let me tell you, let me set the scene. Okay. My last call of the day was six to seven 30.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Sometimes you give it to the Red Cross and it's like, oh, okay. Who's buying a Chanel bag with this? You know?

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Not, not that much. That would never happen in the Mark Schneider Holocaust Education Foundation. Let me tell you that Excel spreadsheet with like profits, losses, budgets. I was like shook. Also, you want to hear the craziest thing? Something I learned on my podcast. board call last night.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Um, I was looking at the budget and it was like money raised from all these different platforms and Meadow was one of them. I don't know what compelled me to ask. Cause like that's Instagram and Facebook. I'm like, when you raise money for a charity on meta, do they take a cut? Like, is there a fee? And she actually told me, um, like it started, I think last year that yes, there is.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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I thought that was fucking disgraceful.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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GoFundMe, like all those. So I said, is there another platform we could use?

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yes, I said, is there another platform we could use? She's like, everybody takes something. And Meta is so convenient and so easy to donate that you're raising more money there anyways. So the fee like gets technically covered, but it's fucking disgraceful.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Mark Zuckerberg, not my time person of the year. I thought GoFundMe is free. It's free to use, but when you withdraw, there's like a user fee. I mean, they need to like- maintain.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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I don't know if that covers like keeping the lights on, but like Meta is a full business. This charity is not their business. GoFundMe is their business. Like I kind of understand why they have to. You're a billion, billion, billion dollar company. This charity thing is like a tiny. This was supposed to be your charitable component and you're still making it for profit. Isn't that disgusting?

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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I am over here as a board member, like, exposing the corruption within the philanthropic community, because there's quite a bit.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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It's so crazy. I have a lot of big plans for the Mark Schoenreder Holocaust Education Foundation, and a lot of them are hinged on me getting in contact with Mike Bloomberg. So if anybody knows Mike Bloomberg, please send him my way. He's extremely philanthropic, and I just feel like the money that I need is like pennies to him.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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You have been to one board meeting. But it was a powerful meeting. And then Ben lost a finger. So that was what happened to me. Like making change, losing fingers. Big night at the Safar household. Huge.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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And I've been waiting for this sponsor because my week in Florida, or three days, was literally brought to you by Hill House Home. So I have long loved Hill House Home for everything besides the nap dresses. Like my life is brought to you by Hill House Home. Everybody loves their nap dresses. That's what they became like viral for. That's really like the backbone of their company.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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But for me, like I've always went for their bathrobes, their pajamas, like other items, their clothing. I'm not like a nap dress girl. Cause I'm like short and I just didn't feel like it was for me. And Jackie literally said, you should wear this nap dress to the party tonight last week. And I wore a nap dress every single day that I was in Florida.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, that's right. Just a board meeting with the fellow board members of the Mark Schoenwetter Holocaust Education Foundation. We've got some big end of year plans. And if anybody listening is particularly wealthy and wants to donate about $10,000 or more for a donation match, feel free to reach out to me, but that's not the point. So me and Ben had this plan.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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And not only was I so comfortable, I looked so gorgeous. Like I looked so feminine. I cannot believe I've been sleeping, like literally sleeping on it. Now I know things are popular for a reason. Also, they're more comfortable than sweats. Yes, and I just ordered four more last night. Like seriously, pregnant or not, I'm obsessed. And when the day comes that I have a bump, how cute.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, and me, I just saw a pair of biker shorts on underneath. Cause like my nether regions are just like, you know, on a journey of their own. Yeah. So the other exciting Hill House news to share is that several of the toasters on staff there convinced their bosses to up our discount code from 15 to 20%.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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I'm like, okay, so we'll have dinner together at 7.30. Ben was done working. He went to the kosher grocer. He was making my favorite. We call it chicken rocks. It's chicken stir fry and rice. So I would say it's about 7 o'clock. We're almost done with the call. I hear Ben in the kitchen, you know, doing stuff. He's getting hungry. I am really hungry.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Medication costs are separate. That's ro.co slash toast. Thank you slash chart. What can I say?

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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But I knew because of my call, like I knew he'd be eating late. I preemptively had like an apple and a bag of baked glaze at like 5.30. So he comes in and he's like, oh, I cut my finger. And I'm like...

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, okay, well, yeah. Her saying someone broke into my house, actually, I don't think that that's that crazy. Like, if you're on the phone, you don't have to explain, I'm staying at this guy's house. Like, you just say my house. It's like, I don't actually, I don't know what it is either. We're just kind of defining the relationship. Like, I think that's completely fine.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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But saying that you're employed by him, That's where I think it's weird. And then yes, having an itemized list of things like, are you the housekeeper? Are you the girlfriend? Like both would know. And you said you were employed. Now, let me tell you why this upsets me. Because it's hard to see other people living your dreams. One.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Two, but like one of the things I actually really always liked about Joe Burrow was that he was this hotshot football player, like biggest name in the draft, like got this huge contract, like he's still really good. And he always like, he never waded into like relationships, public relationships. Like he was always with his high school sweetheart. And she doesn't have social media.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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They're like notoriously private. We know very little about them. But I think we all just assume that like they were together. Enter Olivia Ponton. Also, I think the high school sweetheart's name is Olivia as well. Yeah, that's what I saw. So this makes me a little sad. You can only hold onto that innocence for so long, of course, but look at Patrick Mahomes. He became a big hotshot.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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He didn't leave his high school girlfriend.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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cool like you do that all the time I've cut my finger like it's so annoying it doesn't stop bleeding but like get over it get back to work I'm starving and he was like being dramatic about it and he leaves and then at 7 15 he comes back and he's like I think I need to go to the hospital I'm like are you fucking kidding me he's like yeah I called Jacob who's our doctor whom we love and he said I need to go to the emergency room and that I absolutely need a tetanus shot

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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No, no, for sure. And I wasn't suggesting that like after the high school sweetheart, he dates another regular. People with regular fetishes, I also think are a little strange. I just wish he never broke up with the OG.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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It is, but like if you're now in your 20s and you're like, you're grown. Do you know what I mean? Like if you're breaking up now, it's because you're a celebrity. Oh, you think so?

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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No, I think she has no hopes for her life.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah. You work it out. That's just any relationship. Two different people merging lives have different ideas for the future.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Well, they didn't like him in high school either, but they were able to look past it. Like, I think if you're breaking up at this point, like it's questionable.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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No, who cares? I'm saying you've been with your high school sweetheart, you're 28, like, Nothing's changed now. It would have changed four or five years ago. Okay. That's fair. Thank you.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Oh, you do. I haven't, I've been so blinded. Does the internet ship? I think everybody's in a state of panic and confusion because like, this is seriously the craziest way for us to find out. And then like her lies are, they're making me giggle a little bit. Like, I wonder if she's thinking like police reports become public information. What's the best thing? People think I work here.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Like, I need to know why she said she was employed by him. Like that, because the only person who, seriously, would be staying at your house when you're not there, that you employ, like is a housekeeper.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, like the Ponton Borough Law Offices of Cincinnati.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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I don't want to- That is so true. It's literally a crime. It's perjury.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, I'm not. I think she panicked and lied. She's a young girl. Panicked about what? That she's at her boyfriend's house? No, talking to the police is fucking scary. And you're also not at home and you're on the phone with your mom freaking out and you also have this new hot boyfriend who there's drama. No, I actually feel the lies. I just wanna know how she came up with that one.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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She didn't do anything wrong. Just don't lie to the police. It's just a bad thing to do. It's still scary to be interviewed by the police, even if you did nothing wrong. People randomly lie all the time to the police because they're nervous. Okay, that's not good. Yeah, but like. Have you ever like spoken to the police in like an investigatory way? No.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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That's how she was able to tell them what was missing. She pulled a Jessie. That's so true. I love that. And now we're talking about, even if like it doesn't work out, like she now is, has the cloud of having dated literally the guy everyone wants to date. Yeah. Worth it.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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It's also a great way to get your name out there.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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And so I had to really briefly, you know, wrap up with Mark. I'm like, I'm so sorry. There's actually a medical emergency in my home. Like my first board meeting and I'm leaving 15 minutes early because my husband sliced his finger open. Like I'm humiliated. And I'm annoyed because I'm so hungry. I'm like, I'm so sorry. My husband just left his finger open. Like, gotta go. And they're like, what?

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Damn. What was I doing when I was 22? Not this. No. No.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, no, I don't. Maybe it was the other Olivia. She said, I hear there's a hooker at Joe's house. Let's go get her. They find that she's not home. So they just stage it as a burglary.

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That's totally what happened, by the way.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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There's a lot to unpack, yeah. And hopefully we'll just continue to, we'll see if she starts going to games, like it's over. She starts repping like Bengals jerseys. Who's a Bengals fan? Nobody, unless you're dating Joe Burrow.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Oh, Bengals versus LAR, you're right, you're right, you're right.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, no, I was making a joke and some of these football fans, the Detroit Lions fans, I get that you have a compelling story, but it's football, calm down.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, like seriously, don't even bother leaving a comment. Like, I don't care.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Actually, I don't care. You're 100% right. But I wanted to make it a story so that I can say, not only do I not care, but I haven't cared for a really long time. And at one point in my life, for the sake of my job, I was pretending to care about these two, honestly. And- I like actually like hate them.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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And I know this happens like not in Hollywood, but I feel like it happens in Hollywood a lot. Like the breaking up of families, like for no fucking reason. Like Machine Gun Kelly, like you're a piece of shit philanderer. That's fine. What are you doing getting girls pregnant? Like stop.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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By the way, some people can't. That's fine. But like know thyself. Don't get your girlfriend pregnant and like let her think you're about to start a family. And now the baby comes from a broken home before it's even born.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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I'm like, I'll tell you later. So I hang up and Ben's like so mad that I'm not being more like caring. I'm so hungry. Like it's all I can think about. He's like, well, the chicken is done. I'm like, what about the rice? He's like, no, I didn't even get started on the rice. I'm like, you didn't get started.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah. Well, this is like the same thing with the Barry Keoghan, Serena Carpenter thing. Like if the only small, very supple silver lining here is like, if you're watching this and you've ever been cheated on, like even Megan Fox gets cheated on. Like it's not a you thing and you can feel proud. Like you're actually a part of an elite group.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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And, like, it's actually a mental illness when these guys are like, I just can't commit. Like, I just can't monogamy. And they can't stop this thing. Literally, why? How busy are you? Don't you have a job? How many people can you fuck in one day?

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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I don't understand. Yeah, what's missing in your life? What are you running from?

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Stupid idiot. Like, seriously. I know this happens, like, with regular people, too. But, like, seeing it happen to celebrities, it's like, how dumb are you?

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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She's tough. But that doesn't mean like she should have to go through hard things because you're tough. Do you know what I mean? No, 100%. And her ex-man, Bag, is still going strong, right? With Sharna. Sharna. Sharna Burge.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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That's nice for them. Because I feel like they were like the losing team for a while.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Like the two loser exes. By the way, did you see that TJ Holmes and Amy Robach's exes are dating? No. They just did their Red Carpet debut.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, I saw that happen over the weekend. And I was like, did I know this? I didn't know if I knew that their exes.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah. Yeah. They attended an event together. They looked like happy. It's one of my favorite things. It's very Shania Twain when her husband, when her husband left her for her best friend, she ended up marrying and she's still married to her husband, her ex best friend's husband, ex-husband, her current husband. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. Wife swap. It's like, you know what? No harm, no foul.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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started on the rice it was never a question of whether I was going to the hospital with him like I'm seriously not about to walk into like an infectious disease center as a pregnant person so shout out to Bruce Ben's dad for meeting him there but Ben was like clearly so annoyed at me he was really looking for like care and concern and I was just like so blinded by my own hunger and I really was annoyed like I was so looking forward to this call being over and having like a nice dinner I hadn't seen Ben all day like catching up

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Like, let's just call it even. Yeah. And like, thanks for, you know, the matchmaking.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, I think a lot of the times when there's infidelity, one of the people in the infidelity isn't married. That's what makes it hard. Yeah, it's like they're not leaving anyone behind for you. Ugh, I hate when that happens. You know? So unfortunate. But when it does work out, Shania Twain, Amy Roback, I love it.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yeah, but they didn't know each other before.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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No, it's actually the same exact thing for the kids.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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I guess this makes sense why yesterday we were saying Simone Biles should have been on the short list for Time Person of the Year. I guess there's a separate list for athletes and Simone would have been considered for this one.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Yes, 1000%. And Simone Biles could have, I think Caitlin Clark is a little too national. Time Magazine's person of the year, it's like a global thing. And between the Olympics, like as an athlete, that's kind of like the only global stage, I think for, unless you're like World Cup kind of. So I actually don't think Caitlin Clark would have even been on the short list for time person of the year.

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I just, I think it's like too American.

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She has also like acted the entire time with such grace, like a true role model for young women. I think that there's been a lot of things thrown at her. People like love to come at her. for different things. And they love to say like the WNBA is having a moment, not only because of Clayton Clark. It's like, okay, keep telling yourself that. But like sure.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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Like the way that other players treat her? There are a lot of politics in, within the, league when it comes to Caitlin Clark. And yes, she has like a couple of rivals within the league who are like haters of hers and who end up like, you know, fouling and things like that.

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The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

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A lot of people like to pit her and Angel Reese against each other, but they're actually like, Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark, because they're like the same grade, kind of, they graduated from the NCAA together, even though I think they're different ages. they have like a mutual respect for one another.

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There are other, there are players that do not like Caitlin Clark and the attention that she gets. And I don't think that they like that. Like the league is like Caitlin's league, you know, Angel Reese isn't one of them. I feel like she gets a bad rap when it comes to Caitlin Clark. And I actually think that like her, the two of them are like formidable opponents who really respect one another.

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Yeah. I think like, I think the Angel Reese stuff is like a lot of media, like pitting two successful women against one another because in any other time, like Angel Reese was that bitch like LSU. And she would have been the one we were all talking about, but it's kind of like, you know, what's that movie secretariat. And what was the other horse? Oh, with an S. We have to figure it out, hold on.

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Like the year Secretariat won the Triple Crown, like obviously Secretariat was like this out of world, like this is the most insane horse you ever met. But his like rival during that time- Sham. Sham. Sham was his rival who was all like- In any other time? Lost every race, but was one of the most extraordinary horses. Like two things can be true. Angel Reese is Sham.

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No, he had to go and slice his fucking finger open. And then Ben's dad called me like an hour later in the hospital. Like turns out Ben literally cut off a piece of his finger. A piece of his finger is in my garbage right now. Did you see the wound at any point? No, I was, I'm not even like a particularly queasy person, but these days I'm so easily queasy. I said, get away from me.

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Like, so if it were any other year, Sham and Angel Reese would be like, you know, the princess at the ball. It would have been Angel's year. So I think that like naturally they picked the two and they played each other a lot in college and now they play each other a lot in the NCAA. But I think it's all good. I think a lot of, excuse me.

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I think a lot of it is like, and I just want to say like, I don't think the WNBA needs a different name. Like the NBA. It's not the MNBA. Interesting. So you think it should be called the NBA? Yeah. Which game did you watch? Oh, I watched the women's game. Like, I don't know why it needs a special name. Like we're like so special. You know what I mean? So yeah.

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That's actually like a really radical take.

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Oh yeah, fine. Like I actually don't like, that's how I also felt like when I used to shop plus size, like how we had to have like a special name and a special section, like just put it with the clothes. Like I just want to be with everyone else.

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Yeah, maybe I'm a radical feminist. I think it should be called the NBA. Like- I can't tell if that's like super radically feminist or like. No, I actually don't think it is. I'm such a simple person. Like I hate when like you're, this is my philosophy when it comes to like being a woman or being anything. Like I hate to feel like a handout. Do you know what I mean?

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And getting a special league name, like we're doing the same thing. It's the national, we're playing basketball nationally. Well, do you think there should just be one league for men and women, the best of the best? I actually think that like if there was, I don't by the way, because I don't think like men should be shoving women on the court.

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But I think that, I think that like, because I often think about that when people talk about Serena Williams, like the greatest, she is the greatest female athlete of all time. And I think that she has said, I think, I forget who it was.

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If she played against Roger Federer or something like she lost, even though you would think like she's actually better like in her own league than she is at Roger Federer. So they're so different, you know, and that's a conversation, you know, men and women's sports. Like I'm so not going there. So thank you for asking that question. So all's that to say, I think it should be called the NBA. Okay.

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Like trying to get me to like, be like a radical, like get out of here.

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Time Athlete of the Year. I just want to say, I don't really feel like I even gave my take. I love this. I don't know who else it could have been. Simone. Yes, yes. Travis. Jason. Oh, actually those are all really good ones. They could have done Travis and Jason together. That would have been cute too. That would have been cute.

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But in terms of like actual, like making change, that's Caitlin. No, no, no too. But like Travis and Jason brought joy and entertainment, but I don't think they like enacted change, you know, her NBA, I mean her Nike contract being like the biggest for a female athlete. Like it's huge. She's raising the bar for female athletes everywhere. Um, I, and I think like, I just love her too.

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Like as a person, I think she's a great role model. Every time I hear her in an interview, she's always saying the right thing. Not because she thinks that it's the right thing to say, but because I think that's like how she was raised. No.

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That's how, you know, somebody really transcended there.

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Jackie, I saw the bloody napkin and like that actually made, and I'm still, and I'm laying down in bed and I felt like dizzy. I said- Get out, go. And then when Bruce called me, he's like, no, they said, it's a part of the finger that allegedly grows back. I didn't know, what are we, lizards? Like, I didn't even know we did that as humans. As long as it doesn't hit the bone.

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It's actually 50-50 if it grows back. But Ben's like a young- I feel sick. When you say hit the bone, that's where I hit my limit. So he was gone and- I don't know what they did, but he was not stop complaining when he got home about like how they had to get it. It would not stop bleeding.

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This is like really weird of, what's his name? Danny Rossner. It's giving some of the biggest, loseriest energy I've ever seen in my life. Like, why would you want either of them to go through that? Like, first of all, they have unlimited money, $6 million. Why don't you take your pennies elsewhere, sir?

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This nurse spent 30 minutes bandaging it up only for it to completely soak in blood and she had to start over. What about stitches? It's not a part of, it's like, it's not stitched. There's nothing to stitch together. Yeah. So they just needed it to stop bleeding. It would not stop bleeding. Whenever he comes back, he has like the biggest bulb thing on his thumb.

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Although, you know, these are two people who don't necessarily need money, but divorces are notoriously expensive. You know, they're fighting over their chateau in France. Like, I actually think they both could really use $30 million.

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So... The thing is, is I think they both look at it, like they, we're so beyond. It's not just a divorce. Like she has accused him of abuse. He has accused, like they fucking, it's beyond. There's no way this is happening. Although it does beg the question, like how much money would it take?

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Now, if this were regular people, you know, with regular problems and regular bills, like obviously, sure, I'd do it for 10 grand. But people who seemingly donated to Mark Schoenwetter. Right. People who seemingly have everything.

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Yeah. You know, she loves UNICEF. Like how, how much would it take? And because this is 20 mil before, you know, you, you get a deal, you get a backend deal. You get like three pennies every time the movie sells a ticket. Like, so it's not just 20, it's 20. And then some, some backend royalties.

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I'm not dying to see these two back together in a romantic or even a movie sense. However, if they did a film together with intimate scenes, my curious ass would be getting a ticket.

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I think they both have that sort of box office power together for sure. And then all the context around what's going on between them in real life. For sure. Now tell me about the book. Are either one of, it's a, are they Jewish?

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Oh my God, he did not stop complaining. And I said, I really was not trying to make everything about myself. Like you cut your finger. Like I'm still pregnant. Like my ailments are more important. And he comes in from the hospital. He like wants to sit on the bed. And I'm not even like so crazy. Like not in your hospital. I know I'm not someone who's like outside clothes on the couch.

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I don't know if that's going to help. Read the room. Yeah. Like, girl, you'll be fine.

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Well, Mr. and Mrs. Smith would be great because for the first half of the movie, they hate each other. So they wouldn't even have to act. Right. It would be the second half where they like fall back in love. That makes it, that's such a good movie. Also knowing like at the time, how important of a role that played, they were both, well, he was married. Yeah.

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They were not together at the time, but that's where they fell in love. Like you can actually, it's such a good movie. You can see them falling in love like on screen. Cause neither one of them are that good of an actor. It's also crazy that he makes $25 million a movie. I don't know if I knew that.

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It's something to think about. This guy just like seems to have a hard on like, like this fantasy about these two. And it's like weird. I never even thought that I wanted or needed to see these two back on screen together.

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I think when it comes to box office, like Brad Pitt still draws people in. Like every movie he does is success. I actually, I didn't know that Angelina just did a new movie. I thought she was retired from acting. So I think that says- She played Maria Callas. Yes. I think that says all that says about like her box office power. Yeah.

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I'm not like, I'm like, don't get in the bed in your outside clothes, but you could sit. I said, get in the shower. You've just come from the hospital. And he's like, I'm not supposed to shower. Shower like this. He did. He literally did. With his thumb out. He hitchhiked in the shower. You cannot sit on the bed in your hospital clothes. Absolutely not. Pregnant or not pregnant, honestly.

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Of course, no, you truly cannot suspend disbelief.

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So- Oh, better. Like before it sounded like a big loser fest with one big headliner, Carrie Underwood. The four of these are recognizable names from all different genres and generations. So it's better. It sounds more promising.

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So that just doesn't give the right energy. I am so glad you brought up Renee Rapp because I don't know if you know, like a lot of people have been talking about Renee Rapp because the new season of Sex Lives of College Girls came out and like they're actively there. I think only maybe I only saw the first episode so far, but I think there's two or three. Oh,

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You're actively writing her out of the script. She's like thinking about transferring. You see how she ends up leaving. I don't know what ends up happening, but it reminded me that like she decided to leave. What?

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Sex lives. S-L-O-C-J. I got it. So it started this conversation because when she decided to leave the show, like obviously everyone was devastated, but she was having this moment, this pop girl star moment. And it does feel like that moment kind of came and went. And she definitely was eclipsed by like a lot of the pop girlies who took over this year, like Chap,

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and sabrine and i think a lot of people are now giving it's kind of like the rege jean paul now she's obviously not like rege jean level but she didn't really take off in the way that we thought she was going to it and in a way that made sense for her to leave that show like she had a clip just talking about how like this is a big moment for like

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And then Olivia Rodrigo, like Olivia Rodrigo never should have been on that show. She did the second season as actually a charity. And after that, High School Musical, the musical, the series, like it was silly. She never should have been there. So it can go one of two ways. And I feel like the Renee way is like going Regé.

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But let me just say, Olivia Rodrigo's not even- And she's the best character on that show.

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So he was just like slow moving. And then he finally got his dinner at like 930. And then he was like up and he was talking and the thumb was throbbing and he had to put a pillow under his elbow like. It was just like, I'm sympathetic for sure. Cause he really did cut it, but like, oh my God, can I have, can I have like one moment, you know, of peace?

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So, so is there an example you think of somebody leaving like a big timey show and it paying off? Definitely. I would have to think. Okay. Um,

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Sound off in the comments because I would love to know if it has ever worked out for anybody. For sure it has. And I thought with Renee Rapp, well, I was sad for meself because I love her and I love that show. I was like, you know what? It probably won't affect her career. She was so clearly on this trajectory.

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And I don't know what affected it the most, but I think it was just the rise of other pop girlies that sidetracked her a little bit. And it didn't turn out the way I thought it was going to. I'm sure the way she thought.

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I think Tate is, like, still on the journey there. Yeah. But Renee never left the internet island.

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But she's different because, I think while she hasn't hit Grannyville, she's hit Granville in the UK. She's also not American. So you have to remember that when you're thinking of it from your own American POV.

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Well, they were cut off at the legs before they could start because they decided to break up for some unbeknownst reason.

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Yes, I think it's possible. Like, I don't think you'll ever really regret staying on something big, even if you can do other things too. Like, I think you just work hard. And I think that it's possible to slay at both. Yeah, I think that's the move. Yeah.

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I feel like it's going to be like a, we've actually had to take a major nap in the middle of the day. I don't know if I can wait up till midnight.

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Let's dive into the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap. Last night was a really boring episode.

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Cause I thought like they were at least like being like, like cute and funny and pretty and like playing those games, which I actually thought was funny. This one, they just like went from meal to boat to meal. Like there was nothing like, and I'm sorry. Cause I feel like I'm so ride or die for him.

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Like I always choose to see the best, but weenie of the week was Garcelle submitting herself in the Kyle and Dorit conversation being like, I agree. Okay, nobody asked. And I love how Dorit required like 30 follow-up questions. You agree with what? And then like Garcelle couldn't really explain herself. She was like, oh, okay, thanks. It was so not the time.

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Yeah, no, and like, We're, objection, relevance, we're literally not talking to you. Like, she's so obsessed with Dorit. She's like a little bit dog with a bone. And I think maybe when she's obsessed with somebody that I dislike, I ride for Garcelle. But like, it's punching down at this point with Dorit. Like everyone's coming for her. She's going through a lot.

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And like, you're just randomly like, we want to get to know Bose. Like, okay, shut up.

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No, and Kyle's demanding grace from everyone for what she's going through. Meanwhile, you see, and while I have sympathy, because I think that she doesn't want the marriage to end, her and Mo are really copacetic, and they're getting along really well. Dorit and PK aren't even talking now, and their kids are not grown. Kyle's kids are grown. Dorit has these little kids. It's clearly bad.

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And everybody's like, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Dorit's going through the same thing and it appears to be like much harder.

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He's got knife skills. He said he was like rushing. He was just distracted. Like he was so mad at himself. He tried to make it your fault, by the way. That's him making it your fault. You were rushing him. I didn't want to start a fight. But when he got home, he was, like, so mad at himself. And he was, like, I was just, like, rushing because you were hungry.

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Can we talk about something? How the literally the entire episode, the thread was like, what actually did Dorit say about Teddy? And. Dorit was telling the truth the entire time. She did say, we're not close, but I consider her a friend, but not like a close friend. That's exactly what she said. And then she repeated it twice. And Erica was like, I don't think that's what you said.

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And that was pissing me off because Erica has been a really good friend. She's not malicious. She obviously is misremembering. Right.

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And I also- The editors are not on Team Kyle. Do you feel that way too? They keep like cutting to old scenes from old seasons, making her look bad.

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And I'm, like, I had an hour and a half call. Let's walk it back. Yeah. Let's walk that back. We had 90 minutes to make, like, a weeknight dinner. Rachel Ray does it in 30. Like, what? Well, she's on, like, drugs. And so true. I was not trying to, like, start a fight with this patient. But he was clearly, like, trying to blame me. It was actually really crazy of him.

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who clearly has an issue with Dorit and likes Kyle more. I appreciate her being honest and being like, listen, Kyle, you do do that. You have this thing where you just ice people out, you're over them, and then six months later you're ready to talk to them again. And you do need to work on that.

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And I appreciate that she said that to her privately and publicly in front of Dorit because that was kind of a bad look for Kyle.

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The argument in the bus was weird. And Sutton was pissing me off. Like, why are you trying to cause a thing between Erica and Dorit? Like Erica is literally the only person Dorit has. Like, can you fuck off?

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No, and her like saying I wanted to support the concert, like Kyle was right. Like John Mellencamp doesn't need to be reposting.

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But I felt like if she had just been honest, which was clearly like, oh yeah. And she has maintained this entire time. I am friends with Teddy. I'm not close with her. I'm friends with her. Friends enough to go to a concert. She just said like, no, that was sick. I got pulled on stage by John Mellencamp. Why the fuck wouldn't I reshare that? Like it so was not a thing.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4242.049

I didn't think it made her look hypocritical at all to say I'm not really that close with Teddy. And then two days later post a video with Teddy. I didn't think it was weird at all. The only weird thing that made it weird was like her explanation not being like 100% honest.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4267.566

I thought maybe he was posting a charity event. If she was, that was the only way that would have made it like I wanted to help promote is if they were raising money philanthropically.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

430.17

But I just was being, like, supportive because, like, I really wasn't supportive when the wound was open.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4307.968

But I understand she's just being- But I actually feel like for someone who's playing the middle between Dorit and Kyle, she's definitely leaning more Dorit. She's favoring Dorit, yes. And I think that just might be because one, Erica's like very logical. And right now like logic is on Dorit's side, but also I think she has a lot of sympathy for Dorit. Because they're in similar situations.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4328.089

Everything that Erica has now, bags, clothes, house, she pays for herself. She's completely self-sufficient. She left that life behind. And Dorit would be the same. Yeah. So I think they look at Kyle being like, listen, you're a little bit an ivory tower over here. No prenup. You built the business together. You've been married since 1994. You're going to be completely fine. Yeah.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4346.761

Also, I saw TikTok. Speaking of Jennifer Tilly, she makes $10 million a year. from the Simpsons. And she has since she's been divorced. I don't know. That would be like a hundred million dollars. Yeah. Wow.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4366.092

Yep. It's just a TikTok. It was looked AI generated. So just take everything I say with a grain of salt. But I thought that was, it sounded right. It didn't sound like obscenely high, but for the biggest show to have a little chunk, 10 million, yeah. And it's one of those shows that's like before streaming, like it's OG syndicated. Like they're good. No, it's like the biggest show.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4383.3

Probably like the most lucrative show of all time. Yeah. Besides like maybe Seinfeld.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4389.442

No, it's still on. It's still on. It's still on.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4395.945

Um, I feel like that's a good time to wrap up because I have to poop. So thank you so much for listening. Like, sorry, I don't really have the time and space like to be prim and proper.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

440.571

Of course I did. It was so good, too. And I texted Ben. I'm like, I don't know if this makes you feel better or worse. Like, it's your best batch yet. And I just... I did the microwave rice. Ben would have done it on the stove, the basmati. It would have been better. I did, like, success boil in a bag. Whatever. I suffered. And it was literally one of the best dinners I've ever had.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4412.302

I told that story. Jackie, seriously, shut up. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Joseph Mladen Morning Show where we tell the fastest stories you need to know every Monday, Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please make sure to subscribe to this video. Thumbs up. We're also available as podcasts anywhere.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

4421.365

Podcasts can be found on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you can listen to podcasts. Find us at Joseph Mladen Morning Show. Love ya. Bye.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

456.521

So, like, I actually didn't even care. I was so hungry. Like... I honestly... I feel so bad for him. He has been, like, out of sorts. Yes, he said... He thinks that... the Lord is speaking to him in some sort of way because ever since Friday, like nothing has gone his way. Like little things, big things. He thinks he's been taught a lesson. But what is the Lord trying to say? Lesson of what?

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

476.855

He thinks the Lord is speaking to him and telling him to slow down.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

486.943

Yeah. for like the rest of the week and just, whew. No, when he's so mad, he has two big cooking collabs tomorrow and Friday, like huge names in the industry. But he's kind of out of the game without a thumb. One of them is baking. So I said, I don't think that it's a big, it's his left thumb too. So I think, I said with the baking one, I think you're okay.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

506.484

Then the other one, I don't know if he's gonna be mad at me for spoiling this, but what the fuck, it's Wishbone Kitchen. Like he's been trying to get her on the schedule for months, finally nailed her down. But I said, she went to culinary school. Like she should be doing the chopping anyway. Like just let her prep and like, you'll be the talent.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

525.791

Well, that's exciting. That's exciting for the Q-munity. Oh, speaking of the Q-munity, I know that you recorded Good Guys yesterday, and I happened to have been in the room for like 30 seconds. No, actually like the first seven minutes I was in the room before Ben's laugh was bothering me so much I had to leave. It was laughing so loud. Something about the reverb in this room. Did you feel it too?

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

544.681

Did it go to the center of your brain when he laughed so loud? Yeah. I did hear a little bit of the good guys chatter. I know that the episode is being released tomorrow. I heard, you know, quite a bit being said about me. And then when Ben got home, he said like, you're gonna love the episode, Turney, like we talked about you the whole time. So anything you wanna share, like what you guys said?

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

605.125

Oh my God. Are you trying to make me cry? That is literally so nice. Cause you know, like all I do is learn from you. Like I just copy everything you do. and she's gonna learn from me? Oh my God. Now like the pressure's on to be the best mom I could possibly be. Jackie's watching. Jackie's taking notes.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

633.234

You know, it's like weekdays at Jackie's house, weekends at Turnie's house.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

637.516

Yeah. And that works for me, that balance two days a week.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

65.823

You need to wear those jeans when I'm with you next. Yeah.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

652.06

Yeah, so we have a, Friday is our last regular season seven. We'll call it that. Sure. Episode of the year. We're taking like two to three weeks off for Christmas, but have no fear. If you're looking for us, like there is both subscriber and free content everywhere. Jackie on good guys. I just did my episode of the Glee podcast. Patreon.com. The redheads. The redheads. Patreon.com slash the toast.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

675.739

Like there's an infinite amount of content that was just released and that will be continued to be released throughout the end of the year that you will not be without us. Don't worry. We're putting in the work so we can take the time off.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

752.373

Not that my sleep is so great, but it's better than that.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

764.066

We are going to talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in an official TV recap at the end of the show. But let me just say this, like, I don't even know what I'm, it's going to be a silent recap. I have nothing to share. It was like the most boring piece of shit I've ever seen in my life.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

805.399

I don't think that's so crazy. I feel the exact same way. Like I'm automatically on her side.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

834.69

Okay. Let's not wait too heavily into the recap since there's not that much to talk about. And we're like, and I'm like talking, you're like done and you're done already. So we'll be doing that in the TV recap. If you are looking for that. And how are the stories today? They're good. G F A W. Good for a Wednesday. Yeah. Yep. Love that, guffaw, our favorite word.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

84.63

Seeing Jax in a pair of blue jeans is goop-worthy and gag-worthy, honestly. And they're like light wash. I'm shocked.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

860.637

Finally, we know. Anything else I need to catch you guys up on? Just like, yeah, that whole Ben thing kind of ruined my night and that's like all I have to share.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

872.619

It was actually, so it was my first board meeting ever, but also with this group. So it was kind of like an intro, everybody introducing themselves and me introducing myself. And it was legit. Like we were going through budget they run like a legit operation and they're like, every time they wanted to do something, they were like motion to the, and we all, nobody told me.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

891.524

I was like, I literally was like, nay, I literally didn't know what to say. It was really legit. So anybody want to second that motion? And then nobody seconded. And I was like, I'll do it. Like a little lost, but there was a big section about like social media and I had a lot of ideas for the Mark Schoenmutter Holocaust Education Foundation social media strategy. So I was excited to contribute.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

914.321

You're looking for $10,000? Well, I'm looking for a lot of money to be clear. Like that's not a cap. If you have more than 10 grand to give, like give it to me. But the end of year is a big time for fundraising because people, like are doing their annual finances. They love a write off. And so they happen to get like a decent amount of donations at the end of the year.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

932.117

So they're looking for somebody to donate like a big amount, 10,000 and up as a match. So they're gonna raise 10,000 and then this person will match it with their 10,000. Do you know what I mean?

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

941.857

Okay, done. But I still want to raise from other people. Cause like, by the way, the worst. No, no, Jackie, that was my thing on the board call. They were like, well, we need money for this and that. I'm like, I'll do it. I'll write a check. Like I'll do it. But that's like not how it's supposed to be. But yes, I agree. The toast will be making a sizable end of your donation.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

957.328

I'm not worried about that. But like the whole point is like, get out in the community and not fund the whole thing yourself.

The Toast

The Foundation & The Finger: Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

986.381

For the matching. The other thing I wanted to say was... Oh, and I learned, like I've always known what the foundation does. They basically give grants. So if you're like a public school teacher or a teacher at a school that doesn't have a Holocaust education curriculum, you can apply for a grant and they will get you money, curriculum, books, trips, speakers, whatever it is.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1012.302

Yeah, so that starts this weekend. The Satyrs are Saturday and Sunday night, which means no days off from work.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1026.807

Yeah, but I ordered some. Did you see the matzah that I ordered?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1030.709

I ordered like pargy candy matzah on Gold Belly from like Big Fat Cookie. And it's making me excited for Passover because I'm not eating it until Passover. So now I'm like, is it Passover yet?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1072.291

Yeah. Also, what's going to be hard for me is no pargy loaves.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1079.166

As much as I love eating sourdough, I love making it too. It's part of my routine and just having a stock bread box. No, no, no. Feeding my starter. I got to put that starter away.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1091.474

Yeah, this is my first Pesach as a trad wife. So it's going to be hard.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1098.518

I started making sourdough in about successfully in May of last year. So yeah.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1107.114

No, it's only been a year. I'm coming up on one year. That's really crazy. Yeah. Happy anniversary to me.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1119.841

Oh my God. So it's our seventh year. Wait, Claudia, that's insane that we have not- Is it our seventh year? Yeah, because last year was our big six and we made it such a big deal. So it's our seventh year, our eighth season. But like our eighth year, if you include the breath. Yeah. And do we include the breath? We don't include the breath. And I'm glad that we don't because, like, it's not ours.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1139.733

I mean, it's ours, but, like, toast is coombs afresh.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1146.777

Oh, my God. How are you feeling today? Seven years of toast in the eighth season, in the ninth season.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1157.964

But we made such a big deal about it last year. And I think maybe because we did that, like, I'm good for a few years. I'm making things a big deal.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1166.25

We had like reels and TikToks and so many like.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1170.533

Nostalgia themed episodes. And now it's just going by with a.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1176.423

with a when do you think we'll celebrate next like big party 10 of course we have to celebrate 10 also you know what they say that like you change as a person every seven years now i don't know if that means you change at like one eight six right but um that means in the time that we've done this show even if we were in the middle of our change four years like we have changed at least once in the time that we've done this show

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1199.953

And I feel like that feels right. Do you?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1210.715

Yeah. I would say like in the last two, three years since becoming a mom, but also not immediately, but maybe in like the year after, that's when I change for the better. That's beautiful. I can't stop listening to Rascal Flatts. Why would you stop? And I don't need to.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

123.605

Oh, keep us posted. I feel like you would know if he flipped. Sound off in the comments, even though we'll know later.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1233.506

No, it's so true. So, yeah, we're changed women. And if you're still here with us from the other people that we were, we love you.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1245.993

That's impossible to answer. You know that, right?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1269.143

Oh my gosh, it's so funny that those are top two.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1300.024

Yeah. Yeah. It's been an amazing seven years.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1320.636

Which I think you are forced to do it with someone because... You guys know solo podcasting is not my strength. And it's tough for really anyone. And the daily solo podcast, I don't think it's ever been done.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

133.853

But are you still feeling kicks in your cooter? Yeah, but I'm also feeling kicks everywhere. Well, they could be punches.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1331.622

Even Joe Rogan has guests every day. Howard Stern has Robin. And guests. Yeah. So if you have to have someone, which you do...

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1343.896

And I'm so glad it's you, Turtle Lou.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1354.919

Wow, that was nothing. But okay, without further ado-da-do-da-do about Toastie Lou-da-do-da-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

146.556

By the way, her baby's name is not Rocky. I could see people being like, Jackie spilled the beans.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

153.583

No, but I was just saying, Rocky, what's his name?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

157.532

Okay, it's Balboa. I don't know why I got nervous that it wasn't. Right? Sylvester Stallone. It was a sly. It was a sly reference of sly. Yeah, I got it. Thank you. No, the baby is Bowie.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

171.943

Who do you think of? Cinderella Man? Probably Manny Pacquiao. That's a good one. That's because I'm not like other girls. Conor McGregor. Or Jake Paul. Is he a boxer?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1716.288

And he didn't turn for him knowing that he knew him.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1751.54

And I guess the guy was doing that. OK, but he could just like stop doing that.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1779.355

Yeah, who sound like him. But also if you're going to be historically accurate and be like copy and pasted, of the singer from the Times. It's unoriginal. You're just an impersonator then. Go to Vegas. No, there are a lot of people out there who are really talented and like singing like Celine Dion or singing like, you know, when they can change their voices.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1794.162

But none of those people are famous singers because we already have Celine Dion.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1812.025

Well, our first story is some new TV news because Bravo has announced their new show called Next Gen NYC. It will be starring Gia Giudice, Riley Burris, Brooks Marks, and more Gen Zs in... NYC Chaos. Also, Ariana Bierman will be on the show. Yes. I actually saw a cast photo and I looked at everyone and I said, oh, like Gia's random friends. How sweet.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1836.585

I did not notice that any one of them was also a Bravo Nepo baby.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1846.691

No, I know. And I was like, there have been where it's like a bunch of the Bravo kids are in the city. And I looked at the photo and I said, oh, my God, who else is it? I was like, oh, no, they just went with her random friends.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

188.143

Do you use your bare hands? Are you bare handed?

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1909.995

Yeah, there have been rumors, not rumors, but just the idea floating around that like Gia could be on Summer House, which obviously she's not. Oh. But like, I don't, I couldn't see it.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1926.668

I know. No, no, but I'm just saying like even like her, I just, maybe because we've only seen her as Teresa's daughter and we're going to see her step out into her own. I just like couldn't see her like clapping back at Lindsay Hubbard.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

1964.244

that's the other thing I think a lot of these people don't actually live in New York as far as I know Ariana Bierman's back in Atlanta so it's like it's fake too okay I don't mind a little fake that like okay I can see marks I do believe lives in New York uh Riley Burris she is determined to make it on her own in the Big Apple as an NYU graduate so she's a a New Yorker now um I heard the craziest thing about Kandi Burris

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

198.829

He does commentary for MMA and that's bare handed.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2007.118

She is. Also, Riley Burris and Ariana Bierman are childhood friends from Atlanta and from both their moms being on the show. So that's a good. That's cute. That's some good history. Then we have Ava Dash, who is the daughter of music mogul Damon Dash and fashion icon Rachel Roy. Now, that's actually a good casting. That is a good casting.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2037.386

I think it's about making it in New York, whether you're a...

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2040.869

already like you come from a successful family or whatever it is just like the the grind which i think it's a good premise if you have and all these people even we know who their parents are but like who are they they have to be interesting yeah and they have to bring it then we have amira de spain she that's who i know she's a tiktoker okay she is paper magazine's beauty director now she is yeah

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

205.867

Yeah, where they like tuck into each other and hug the whole time.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2067.684

Okay. Well, she also has a corporate job, so that's cool. Wow. Then we have Shai Fruchter. A Jew? He's a Jew. He grew up between Israel and China before finally planting roots in New Jersey for high school. What? Yeah. Joining the circle of bold, connected, and ambitious friends might be more than he bargained for. Hi. Gia, who of course we know. Of course.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2090.58

Yep, she's a young adult who has put law school on pause and is ready to explore all that New York City has to offer. Well, I don't think she'll be going to law school after this.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2101.787

Right, so she's a podcaster. Then we have Brooks Marks, who is a fashion entrepreneur with dreams of making it big. Hudson McElroy, I think that's Ariana's boyfriend.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2117.715

Yeah. And then Charlie Zocor, who has been ruling the New York City club scene since he was 14.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2126.5

And now has transitioned into dominating the crypto and private investment world.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2133.264

So the show comes out in June and... I think it's got a shot.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2177.637

But also, lest we not forget The City. That was a good show.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2182.038

No, it wasn't. But it was New York City hustler. Yeah, no, it can be done. Making it. If I can make it there, I'll make it. anywhere it's up to me.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2204.973

What was that, E? It must have been a rich kid spinoff.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2212.738

And Bling Empire, NYC. Only I watched that.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

231.773

Well, Joe Rogan does commentary for UFC. But they're not doing martial arts up there. They're not a bunch of artists.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

242.98

Yeah, and it's not germane to my life to know this.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

263.482

No, I actually just went to write. I was thinking there's something I wanted to add to my content plate that I know I'm going to watch, and I couldn't remember, but I realize now it's Paul American, but I don't have my pen.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2726.957

Thank you. Yeah, but he learned that there's a real medical term for it and began making lifestyle changes and taking medicine to fight his GERD. He said he felt relief immediately. God bless. I feel great. I'm in a much healthier kind of space with my daily lifestyle and meal decision making and all that good stuff. I'm in a good place.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2942.132

So I'm happy for him because that is really painful and uncomfortable. And I imagine that's a hard thing to go to the doctor and be like, is this more than the average? Right. Everyone has acid reflux, but like this feels like more than normal.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

2967.378

No, it is the next phase of heartburn. It stems from heartburn, but it's crazy.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

299.627

I mean, that's a classic case. And you can forget about my birthday if at the end of the day, I'm going to have a crocodile Birkin. I just want to let you know that's OK.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

3039.164

You love acronyms, you and your husband.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

3050.33

Are you going to go to the spot? No.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

3055.393

The spot next to the doctor's office.

The Toast

7 Years of Pargiliciousness: Wednesday, April 9th, 2025

327.702

Oh, that's funny. I'll have to watch it to judge it on my own. But I stand by what I said. Like you can forget my gift if by the end of the day I have a crocodile Birkin. Like we're squared away.

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Yeah. And the answer is yeah. Our next story, I feel compelled to share it because we've taken a break from talking about it ends with us drama, right?

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No, there hasn't been a lot, but constant back and forth and suits and I'm not reading all that shit. Yeah, paperwork, filings. Like TLDR. Right. But something in Blake's original complaint that really stuck with us was the birthing scene, right? I know for me that was like a big thing and for you too. Yes.

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And then he cast like his friend to be the OBGYN. So the friend OBGYN is speaking out. Oh, wow. And he is revealing on set details that may tear apart her nearly nude birth scene claim.

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Of course, he's his friend. He's his friend.

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He's his friend. But his name is Adam Monshine, and he appeared alongside Blake in It Ends With Us, and he's saying the movie star mischaracterized their scene together in her sexual harassment lawsuit against Justin Baldoni. He said, Okay.

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that she was very disturbed by many of Baldoni's actions on set, including new scenes he chose to have in the film, such as a violated birthing scene for which he cast his friend as her OBGYN. She said he introduced his best friend to play the role of OBGYN when ordinarily a small role of this nature would be filled by a local actor. Mm-hmm.

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She felt that the selection of his friend for this intimate role in which the actor's face and hands were in close proximity to her nearly nude genitalia for a birth scene was invasive. Birth scene was invasive and humiliating. That's the complaint. So Man Shine, who is the OBGYN in the movie, maintains that everything that occurred when they filmed was above board.

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In response to her claim that she was, quote, nearly nude, he alleges her costume included a full hospital gown, black shorts and and torso covering prosthetic to make her appear pregnant in addition to whatever personal garments she chose. He further claims that she never complained or expressed discomfort at any point because nothing unusual or improper occurred. It was entirely professional.

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He also says that he takes offense to her implication that he was not qualified for the role. That's not what she said. Well, that it was a friend instead of a local actor.

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Miss Lively's insinuations regarding my qualifications are offensive as my bona fides are easily searchable online. Lastly I was in fact a local hire. My wife and I are from New York and spend significant time there. As such I like any actor accepting that contract was required to cover my own travel and living expenses in connection with the job. That's why they would hire a local actor.

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So he was a local actor and also a friend.

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in her suit she said is a chaotic crowd and utterly lacking in industry standard protections for filming nude scenes however he disputes that and said if i'm called to testify in the case i will answer truthfully and more freely whatever is asked of me with all the legal protection that affords in particular by noting that miss lively was not nearly nude in the scene we shot together i just want to say um

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He didn't say anything. So that means nothing was wrong. That's not true. She could have been uncomfortable and not said anything. Of course. That's like what you think you're supposed to do. but black shorts, a hospital gown, a torso covering. Okay.

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Why, thank you, Codgers, Wojers, Caroline Wojniacki. Follet.

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So did she not know until the episode airs that he actually had it?

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But she was also saying like a nearly like a topless scene almost. Um, Which is not topless. And I'm imagining the shorts to be like little biker shorts. That's how I see it. Me too. But if they're flowy or biker, it's important. Just want to say.

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Yes, but everything he's saying, I could see how that would be industry standard stuff.

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The director's friend? Yes, to Justin, he's a local actor. To Blake, he's Justin's friend because he is both things. He is truly both things.

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This does take a little bit of sting out of the story, though.

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No, I like that you're standing your ground, whether it's you're on the right ground or not.

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Yeah, but I guess there's a difference between being like a freaky, annoying guy and like sexual harassment.

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No, I admire that you're standing your ground because I don't feel good about being so unscrupled on this, you know?

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All is well that ends well. It's true. Dorit had to jump off a boat. But all is well that ends with a Birkin. A crocodile one, nonetheless. Right, right. And I'm thinking, how did he get a Birkin in a day? Does he have that much pull at Hermes? But no, he went to a vintage shop, so he overpaid.

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No, I would say that one line is extremely subjective where he was like, this was, nobody was uncomfortable. It was perfectly standard. That's subjective and that's his experience. I'm happy for him that he had a good time. But the description of the clothes when we're told that she's like there to be nearly nude, that's factual.

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Yeah. So I would say the sting's been taking out a bit. And maybe for you, you'll have to wait and see the trial. Because it is hard when like some, because maybe she has a perfectly, well, I was wearing shorts and then you made me take them off. Like maybe she has something to say back to this. And that's what we'll see in a trial. But the way things come out like this very piecemeal.

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Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Mm-hmm. Which is some sad news. So maybe I should have reordered things to not end on a sad note. Okay. But something really surprising news that I saw yesterday. a few days ago is the queen of Versailles has announced that her husband has passed away, David Siegel.

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And then also to add just more tragedy, her sister died three days later from a drug overdose, which is just, and she shared that the, the Jackie Siegel, uh,

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Well she had a reality show and if you haven't seen Queen of Versailles you absolutely have to see it and so I saw her announcement that David passed away so I went to her Instagram and I forgot they're making a Broadway show of Queen of Versailles starring Kristen Chenoweth and it's coming to Broadway in the fall.

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So the documentary was set to follow the Siegel family, Jackie and David Siegel, like super wealthy family that lived in Florida. They were on track to build the largest residential home in America that was modeled after Versailles. So they called her the Queen of Versailles and they were

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filming the building process they have a huge family so many kids the way that they live is actually not what you would expect I think that's why they endeared so many people they're not just like rich people that you know they're oddly relatable very relatable they're also like hoarders um yeah it was just not what you would think it was giving like TLC um and also like a loving family and they're filming them as they're building the house in 2008 and his business is timeshares and

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Sick, so he overpaid. Oh, like that place that has all the Birkins that we always walk past.

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And all of a sudden his company like goes bankrupt. Stock market, housing market. They can't complete building the house and the house just like sits there. And that's kind of how it ends. In the years since, I think he recovered his business and became wealthy again. And I think they might, I don't know if they live in the house now.

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Yeah. So she shared on her Instagram a few days ago. I want to personally reach out and let you know that my husband, David Allen Siegel, passed away this morning. I was lucky enough to share 25 wonderful years with David and together we raised eight incredible children. His life and legacy live on through them. Also, one of their children passed away in the years since the documentary, Victoria.

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Yeah, so there's been a lot of like tragedy too. And then she said three days later, she just announced that her sister died from an accidental overdose.

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Like she was younger than him. I think she was like a former beauty queen. He's an older man. And you just like.

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Maybe 60s. And so you would think like they're a certain kind of couple.

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Like for them. But they weren't like that. They weren't like that. They were very much in love and they had like a very sweet relationship and they were married 25 years. So like that's. A big family. Why I think the documentary did so well because it was just.

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Like, oh, like what goes around comes around.

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It was so unexpected but they were also very relatable. And now this which is very sad.

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She is. You have to go see the show when it comes on Broadway in the fall. It's going to be amazing.

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Everyone's attached. Did you see that David Foster has a new show on Broadway? He did the music for a show called Boop about Betty Boop. That sounds like April Fools, but it's not.

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JLo went to the premiere. Uma Thurman.

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Everyone was there. Broadway definitely is having a moment. I used to hate Broadway shows. Like, I just never wanted to ever go to one. But now I want to go see some shows. Not even because they're having a moment. I just feel like I've changed because it's been seven years. And now I like shows.

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I think we should go see a great one. You know who else was at the premiere? Your favorite. One of your favorite actors. I could give you one million guesses and you would never guess.

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I know. Today you're Caroline Wojniacki, and I'm still Follet. You know what I mean?

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So classic. So maybe you should, well, you'll see Queen of Versailles. You will? Yeah, that I would see. Yeah, to report back. You saw Funny Girl recently. You liked that? I did.

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The last one I saw was Gazillion Bubbles.

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Happy for them. Because they suffered during COVID. COVID hit hard. That was bad for Broadway.

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Time for my BFL. Once you said BFL, like, oh my God, my stomach. The show ended.

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That's a show killer. A thousand percent.

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Yeah, and because there's a part three, like, we won't miss, you know, recapping the whole season. I feel like my reason for not watching, like, is as beautiful as a reason could be. Which is that Harry was in my bed all night because he didn't want to go to his. And so I couldn't turn my TV on. I'm so jealous.

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Oopsie. And I knew you would understand.

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OK, I know I would enjoy it. It just I'll have to catch up. And then tonight we shall watch Summer House.

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The more your name changes, the more mine stays the same.

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So that will be good. The recaps will be back tomorrow.

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And is Southern Charm over? It's done. I never gave you guys a final recap. So we get our Fridays back. But I did catch up by Jack's self.

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Well, The Valley starts to premiere soon. I don't know what night that will be on. I think there's actually stuff coming up. So we're in our TV recap season for sure.

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It's a gorge. It's just like salmon for you.

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No, the idea of going to a restaurant and not like gorging and really eating, like I'm there to eat now. So if it's not about that, if you're not about that, like I'd rather stay home.

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy hump day! Speaking of humping...

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I need a friend named Jackie and to see what I could do for her.

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Oh, so he had an only child night.

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No, I feel like he wanted to be alone with his parents and be like babied for the night.

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I could never even imagine the places.

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I know, but sometimes I feel that way tapping through your guys's where like Ben's making something parched and we're having frozen chicken nuggets.

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It's true. But I did have a lovely naysay shout out Ina last night.

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That's so funny. I watched Ina in my first pregnancy as well.

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interesting last night i actually i never like try what i've made before i put it out to see if it needs anything because i followed the recipe so like there you go why would it need something but i had a feeling she her recipe called for a lot of wine like she's really crazy so i was like did all this shit cook down like right and if you're serving your kids you got to make sure there's not like a alcohol content right um or it would just taste bad so i

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Kojourner's truth. Someone left the funniest comment on our Instagram yesterday saying, we'll know that Claudia lost her mucus plug when the title of the episode is Kojourner's truth. And until that day... It will be a quiet, boring day around here. Correct. How's your MP doing?

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yeah you by the you've everyone knows like I mean it's just a rite of passage where like you make a dish with alcohol and it doesn't properly cook off like I've literally gotten drunk off of penne alla vodka that I made once that hasn't happened to me once but like it's very acidic and I used half and half instead of heavy cream so I was like let me just try it and make sure it's like fine um and it wasn't and then I was googling like how to make it less acidic I don't have any more cream and Gemini I can't cook without Gemini is my sous chef

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They were like- And what did they say? Either you could do a little baking soda, you could do a little sugar, or you could do some butter. So I did a sprinkle of sugar and some butter. Parch.

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Yeah. But I do think honey, I shrunk the kids like did great things for the stock of potassium.

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You can get it from a banana. Everybody knows that.

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And it's like, even though kids today don't watch that movie, they know from their parents. Yeah, right. It's generational.

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That's beautiful. I try. And speaking of Lador Vador, Passover's coming up. How are you feeling about the Chag?

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I know. Like there's no way. And I feel like Passover doesn't get what it deserves. Cause like we have Yom Kippur, which is really hard.

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You can eat as much as you want whenever you want. It's a gluten-free diet.

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Yeah, for real. And also in lieu of bread, like you can have matzah, which could be tasty.

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I think you should listen to your body. And I think that's what the rabbis would say. I think that's like how they talk. That is how they talk. Listen to your body, coaches.

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Right. So now would you feel like, oh, I want to, I want Margo to wear this. Yeah.

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I have also used, tried Wild Grain from Olivia. They have the most amazing chocolate chip cookies. Of course, their sourdough is amazing. And it's like a hack if you don't want to do the whole rigmarole, but still have like fresh, healthy bread.

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That's how I feel. And even now, like I, the most recent thing that I bought, like if you wanted to wear it, you had the perfect occasion. Like I would joyously let you borrow it. I'm feeling that way.

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What can I say? Our first story, I actually forgot about this story until you just mentioned it, and I had to bump something. That's how many, like, premium stories there are today. I know. Austin Butler and Kaya Gerber are splitsville, no longer dating. TMZ has learned that Austin and Kaya have kicked off the new year with a new relationship status, single.

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Sources told TMZ that the couple ended their romantic relationship. Around the end of the year, which explains why he wasn't on Kaya's family trip to Mexico for the new year, even though like he would usually go and the brother bought his girlfriend. Yeah, of course he wouldn't miss it for the world.

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TMZ says there's no blood between the couple, just relationship ran its course after three good years together. Yeah, I believe that.

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Even though people said that he was in Dune 2. Yeah, he was.

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I agree. I feel like just like we were talking about Zendaya and Tom and a little bit Kylie and Timothy, like at three years, like you're either marrying this person or you're breaking up with them. Same for our next story, which is Paige and Craig, which we'll get to.

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But like, yeah, when you're a certain age, if you don't see a future with this person, like even though we're having fun and I like you, like it's a breakup because you've got to move on with your life.

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Oh, psychopath. Yeah, Patrick Bateman. American Psycho. Patrick, yeah. But it's like Christian Bale. Bates. Patrick Bates, formerly played by Christian Bale. Whatever, like a serial killer energy.

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You can be happy while also like being happy when the people who have wronged you fail. It doesn't mean you're not healed. That doesn't make you a not a happy person. It's true.

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Yeah. Are you ready for our next story, which is some more Splitsville news? Because Craig Conover has spoken out about his split from Paige and he is revealing more details, which is that she broke up with him. And previously they didn't tell us who broke up with who. I assumed that he broke up with her. I felt like it was kind of mutual.

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I don't know why I had this idea in my head that they like were like, if we're not engaged by the end of the year, then we're going to break up because like it's three years now.

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I feel like he was waiting for her and I had thought that he got to a point where he couldn't wait any longer. I really thought it was like him because she would have kept doing what they were doing. But no, he didn't like give an ultimatum it seems like or anything. And then she broke up with him after Thanksgiving. Before the holidays, he said in his video that he was shocked.

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It was a bit shocking. Right before the holidays, I was very shocked. He said, it's okay. It takes two people to be in a relationship. You can't control other people. You can only control how you react to it. And so he said, remember to be kind to Paige and me and yourselves and all of that good stuff. I'm still processing everything, which is normal. Three-year relationship.

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It's your best friend who you talk to all day, every day. And then they're just gone.

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There's so much subtext here, don't you find?

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And he's like sitting in front of the house that he built for page, like waiting for her to come home on this season of Southern charm. He says it multiple times to the point of like, are they airing? Are they playing the same soundbite over and over again? So he keeps saying the same thing where he says like, I built this oasis for page and I, an oasis away from the world.

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And now he's like, they're alone there. in the backyard is like Mayfair. I think she helped like decorate it. It was their idea of an oasis and now 50% of the person is gone.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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I didn't think that for one second. I didn't even think that they knew each other. I'm sorry she even had his number. That's more than I would have guessed.

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I don't think she cheated on Craig. Of course she didn't. Not with him. She also said, which I also found there was some subtext. She said, and no one defend, no one in the situation defended me, which I thought was interesting. So I think she's trying to say like Craig should have said something. Yeah. I think that like now, not that it's getting contentious at all.

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Well, Austin and him, like they have their disagreements, but they're always connected. They do a podcast together. You can't do that with someone that like you're not friends with. And I think even though now his like day to day might look a little different, like I think he knows what he wants his life to look like.

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I don't think it will be a long time before he finds the person that wants the same things as him. Austin is in a serious relationship now, though.

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No, no. But the thing is like, it was amicable and mutual. And I just don't feel like, I just don't feel that way anymore. I thought it was because like they had given themselves this timer. And if they hadn't made a decision, like they knew it was best to move on. But I think it's more like what you said, where it was like, It's not the person.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Maybe it's very close to being her person, but it's not the life that she wants. Like, that's not going to change. Yeah. And now I do feel like the small things that they're saying, and I guess maybe it just goes to show there's no right way. There's no way to tell what happened without...

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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pissing the other person off a little bit because like both of them have been so respectful in everything that they've said. And I could still see how the other one would be missed by it. Yes. Yes. But that's just right. Even the best of breakups are impossible. And then of course, when you see that person, like with the next person, that's where it gets.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Yeah, that's why I don't like to speculate on who they would be with next. You know, Craig and Kaya and Paige and Austin, Butler. Craig and Kaya, Paige and Austin.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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And I think Austin, I mean, Austin would love Paige. And like, she looks like his type, you know. She looks like Kaya. Yeah, she looks like Vanessa.

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And I think Paige would love Hollywood.

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Or no, who do you think will break up next? Whether you want them to or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Which is some tea. More fallout from the Brianna Grace chicken fry. Zach Bryan, like, just kicked the hornet's nest. Oh, wait, Zach Bryan? No, like, this is what's made everything unfold the way that it has.

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Oh, my God, because the thing is... Now it's not even about him. No, this most recent update though is part of that story because it all happened because of Zach Brown. Catalyst is the word you're looking for.

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Agreed. She screen shared with me on FaceTime so I could see it.

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Okay, so read the story. Okay, so Dave Portnoy is setting the record straight on Grace O'Malley's exit from Barstool Sports. So a couple things happened in the last few weeks. Grace left Barstool. She left the podcast. We had shared, we talked about that on the show. Broke it down on, no, it was on Patreon. Oh, okay. No, first her leaving, Pam Bree being over was on this show.

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Then on Patreon, she left Barstool and she's actually doing a new podcast with Unwell, which is Alex Cooper's network. So that was just interesting. And she's going it on her own. No more Barstool for Paige, for Grace. And then she went on Theo Vaughn's podcast this week and she's talking about a lot of things, but- Among them, she was talking about how much she got paid at Barstool.

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Yes. Wait, I have it. I just want to pull the quote of what she said, because she said he was talking, she was talking about like her time at Barstool. Theo, she said that she made a salary. She didn't like just actually the show. She said she like made no money from her podcast.

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And what their options are. Also for like older people. I know. Just, it's really, really sad. Biblical is like a good way to describe it because it's like such a crazy scale. And, It's not being extinguished at the moment. Like it's raging. It's, I don't know how long it will go on for. So really, yeah, I agree thinking of them today.

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Right. And then he says, was it a good salary? She says it was decent. My buddy was making a little bit more, a lot bit more, a whole shit ton more. And that's Brie. She's saying Brie was making a lot more than her. So Dave broke it down because that's like one thing. I guess this is like one of his pet peeves.

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Yeah, because at Barstool, unlike other networks at Barstool, if you do a podcast with them, it seems as though you get paid a salary, regardless of how big or small your podcast is, which is good for smaller creators because they're going to get paid even if their show is making no money.

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And then bigger people like famously call her daddy might not make, well, don't make as much as they would if it was, if they own their show, but they're getting the benefits of Barstool marketing, promotion, advertising.

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It is. And also the bigger you are, the more money that you are making. And so the more money you are earning, the 70% is just of a bigger pie. But anyways, he just said flat out, we paid Grace $175,000 a year to do the podcast. And then she also made 70% of anything we could sell her on. So social media and roughly made an extra- 75,000.

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75 that way for a net total of like $250,000 in the last year, which is a lot of money. It is.

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I agree. I was running some rough numbers and for like a standard strong podcast, but not, you know, top 100, not top 200 maybe.

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Right, but they're also, what Dave was saying, yeah, her buddy Brie was making more because when Brie came to Barstool, she already had a lot of followers. She was an influencer. She was doing her show already. So she had a higher salary. As Brie told us, like she brought Grace into Barstool, kind of like on the bottom floor of working your way up. So this is kind of her entry salary to be,

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And even as we talk, as we will talk about celebrities later in the show, like that's kind of the big thing going on with celebrities. A lot of them evacuating their homes.

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not 50 the show's called plan brie like yeah she's not fit even 50 of the show so it's actually like really a good generous deal i was surprised dave said and then there's opportunity to make more money by selling your social media and then dave also said typically barstool talent can't do outside projects because they want to like commission it and sell it yeah but she like went and started doing other things and i think like stand-up comedy

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Yeah, Dave looked the other way, because typically, like, that's not done. But I think he just, like, I think he's actually really generous with people, even though they have a contract. He just, like, kind of lets them break their contract a little bit. Like, he's not going to fight every battle. He's not going to, like, squeeze out every penny from someone. So he was also giving her, like...

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leeway to make more over here and i feel like he feels like he was really generous with her so for her to say that is just untrue and i also it just really also harks back to call her daddy for me because at the time when call her daddy went down they were making half a million dollars five hundred thousand dollars each well that was the offer Right.

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Right. But then they made more, they had points on merch and they wound up taking home like a bigger salary than that. But that was so insane because they were literally top five podcasts. They beat Joe Rogan every week. All categories, all time. Like that- they didn't get a huge increase to keep them happy for what they were doing. Like bigger, the biggest podcast at Barstool. It's true.

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Plan B was not that. It was just like a good podcast at Barstool.

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I feel, so I feel like what she got paid was very... commiserate with the work and not a low offer whatsoever.

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And so you know what a podcast that size can earn. The only thing he didn't respond to, which I'm just curious, she said that she didn't make any money from the tour. They did their Plan B tour. He didn't even talk about it. But like who earned those ticket sales? That all went to Barstool?

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Yeah. But also when you're salaried, whether you work more or work less. So like, here's the thing she's doing tour, she's working more, but she's making the same salary. But the last few months of 2024, they weren't doing episodes of plan B and she's still making the salary. So that's like the trade-off of being salaried is you get paid when you're doing more work or less work.

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And I'm sure also everyone has different contracts. I imagine other, like the chicks in the office do so many tours. I would be shocked.

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No, they get involved sometimes. I feel like they spoke on like call her daddy stuff, but like there, I would love to hear how it went for them. Cause I feel like when they started their show and they were like interns, they probably weren't making a lot of money, but their show like grew and they probably been growing with it.

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And I think it would be like a good, just testament of the Barstool model.

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There are so many podcasts that have a host and then like, it's like Howard Stern and Robin. Yeah. Does she make the same as Howard Stern? No, but they do. They have like the same amount of airtime. They're on this, but it's like, it's a Howard Stern show. Exactly. It's support. I would be shocked if Howard Stern and Robin made the same amount. Maybe they do. That would be shocking. Yeah.

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Like this saga, I feel like this is exactly what- Like Nick Vile has like five cast of characters on a show.

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And so I do feel we're getting further and further away. Oh, we're so, no, something happened. I remember we said like on the show, if nothing more happens, like they'll be fine. But then something else happened. They're not coming back together. I actually started listening to Grace on Theo Vaughn this morning. I didn't get to any of this stuff, but I think she's just completely moved on.

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She took her show off of Barstool. She's joined a new network. But what was surprising about that is I felt like every time they talked about the situation on BFF's pod, like Dave spoke really well of Grace and like was holding space for both of them working at the company and it being fine. So for her to like leave and do that and now say this, like now the blood is bad. Yeah.

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Also what Dave said, which I thought was also interesting is that Grace was then supposed to do her own show at Barstool after Plan Grace. And this was gonna be the page. They had a role for her. she was going to make $175,000 a year from her show.

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When Barcelona earned that exact money back from her show, she would get a cut of all revenue going forward, 50-50, which it's like, then she's operating like with no risk, only reward.

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But it seemed like for Grace she wasn't even missing out on opportunities. Cause she was doing the stuff that she wanted to do.

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feel like it's not such a bad deal I thought I always thought like if you went to bar so like you were giving up so much you're literally not no and you're gaining so much and I guess until like because we do it on our own we like do all we know how the numbers work no and we we know what it entails and like the things that they benefit from just like the network the distribution ad sales video editing a million things until you like know what all of that is you don't I feel like you can't appreciate what barstool does for people

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I feel like sometimes people act like politics, it's too big to understand. They can't actually change things on the ground. People act like that. But when it comes to mayors, it's like, no, you did that shit. You did or did not do that. That happens a lot in New York.

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Yeah. I feel like also at bar. So people like, just like, don't do the show for like a week or like something that's like dramas happening, but like, you're still getting paid when you're not at a network like that. Like if you don't do a show, you're not going to do a show.

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Should we work at Barstool? Don't even talk about the health insurance. Also, I'm sure they have like in their contracts, you know, you can't do zero. They probably have like episode minimums, but it just seems like someone's having like a hard month. We're not doing a podcast this month. We're taking the month off.

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Yeah. So the wind up here, Grace is doing it out on her own now.

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Right. We'll see. Yeah. We shall see. Are you ready for our next story? Number four. Number four. Yeah. Okay. I have to go to the bathroom. Let me know when would be a good time to do that.

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Oh, yeah, it is a game changer. The zipping makes diaper changes in the middle of the night so much easier. Right, right. So that's going to be exciting for Ben when he does that. He'll be doing Dreamland on Good Guys. 100%. Our next story, a little more pay news. Nikki Glaser revealed her pay for the hosting the Golden Globes and the Golden Globes wants her back.

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So she'll be making more next time. But here's the tea. The roast queen was paid a bit more than $400,000 for her stint hosting the Golden Globes. She said that the fee will rise significantly, a well-placed source said, not her, sorry, if and when she comes back to host the Globes for the third year in the five-year deal the Globes has with CBS.

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Oh, I just feel like there's not enough money. And like them, we're talking like 50, a hundred million. Also, I wanted to see what Joe Coy made because I had heard that she made less than him, which is so unfair. What?

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No, but I feel like then when you're a good mayor, like if you could be a good mayor, I don't know why it's so hard for some people. Like it seems pretty common sense, some of the policies. Let me tell you something. I don't know. I guess they have a hard time.

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Yeah. I don't know. I'm not seeing how much exactly he got paid.

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Got it, got it. Well, so Nikki was on Howard Stern and she like kind of recapped her time at the Globes. And what she had said was there was, sorry, not Joe Coy then. This is what she said. I don't know why I just assumed it was him. She said there was a past host who said how much he got paid in his monologue and I got less than that, but that's okay. I'll get more next year, she said.

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She said, I feel well paid for what I do. I'm all right. Yeah, I agree. I thought it was gonna be less than what I saw it was. So I'm like for a night on the town, 400K, pretty good. I feel better.

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Okay, so it was Gerard Carmichael who said at the 2023 Golden Globe said he was being paid $500,000.

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Yeah. I just feel like it's, the job is the same amount of work for everyone. So like people should get paid the same. The same.

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Like do you suck? So while she will probably do it again next year, she'll definitely get a bonus.

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A million. Make it a million. She's worth it.

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Yes, yeah, it's not just the night of, a lot of prep. It's not like a four hour gig. A lot of prep goes into it.

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Oh, well, I mean, I think a lot of people think that Bloomberg was a good mayor, but like Giuliani was a great mayor. Well, no, that was like a different time.

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Yes, well, Scarlett Johansson will co-host NBC's Today with Jenna and Friends in January for one week. So as we move into the new year, Hoda is out, Jenna is looking for her replacement and she's having Jenna with Friends and Scar Jo is guesting for a week, perhaps auditioning, probably not, but I wouldn't be surprised considering this is surprising.

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She's Marvel. She's the face of a million brands. I feel like his job doesn't pay as much as he wants it to pay. And I think he's got lofty dreams of how he should be living, I think. Yeah.

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Yeah, or maybe she's just not like open with the purse strings like he thought she would be.

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Yeah, it's interesting. Maybe it's just for a bit of fun or maybe she wants the stability of like a daily gig.

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Or she has like something big coming out and this will be like her week of press.

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Oh my gosh, it's a staple in a pregnant lady's wardrobe. I would bequeath it to you. I'm glad that you took it.

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So here's who's co-hosting in this Jenna and Friends, but I don't know if that means it's an audition or just like we're having fun. Stopping by. Taraji P. Henson, Eva Longoria, Kiki Palmer. Now, of course, Kiki Palmer. Kiki Palmer's in an audition. Yeah.

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Like you know that she's gonna do a good job.

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Yeah, I feel like he has too much. I feel like you can't do Radio Andy. Watch What Happens Live.

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And I don't think he wants to wake up that early.

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If there was a job he was going to do, it would have been Kelly Ripa. That's the seat he would have filled.

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I- And he has late nights with Watch What Happens Live. You can't wrap at 11. Actually, Watch What Happens Live is barely live ever anymore.

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Yeah. So that would mean no to today's show. Yeah. Anyways.

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Yeah, but I'm sure over the years, Jenna has...

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Has a circle. And also it's the job a million girls would kill for. So whether or not you know the other girl so well, like I'm sad. We'll get to know each other.

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I think once she does it, maybe we'll see why she's doing it. Maybe she has, maybe she's like us. Maybe she saw Morning Show and like, this is the dream. And it's just like, you can live the dream for a week.

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Well, he was like a good mayor compared to what came next. But like at the time, like he was doing those little Times Square seats. No, let's not forget, Bloomberg was the one who like wanted to ban the big sodas. What are you doing? And he wanted to take salt off the tables like bruvs. Get a job, get a job. Bruv, there's bigger things. Yeah, it's so true.

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So I saw it from Liz Woods because Ben Platt's sister posted. And it took me a while to orient myself with who are these people. Sister-in-law. Ben Platt's brother's wife. Oh, that just makes it a little less connected. But still, she's a Platt. Courtney Ann Platt. And so I just had to like orient myself to the story because I didn't really know Twitch.

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And he's also from Ellen too, which I'm not like an Ellen person. And so you think you can dance. And then a few years ago he passed away. There was like some mystery, like shrouding the circumstances, but also I'm sure as like a measure of protection, you know, it's very personal.

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Yeah. So she is writing a memoir and she just started promoting it. It's called This Far, My Story of Love, Loss, and Embracing the Light. She sat down with People Magazine and disclosed that she, to talk about the memoir, and she disclosed that she allegedly discovered a cornucopia of drugs, including mushrooms, pills, and other substances that

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that she had to look up on her phone, hidden in his closet. So she's giving very intimate personal details about his addiction, drug use.

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And nobody knew that. Right. And these are very private details. I think even in the book, she's including excerpts from his journal. It's getting very personal, especially when...

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I feel like people had a lot of questions when he passed, but have moved on because you recognize like people are going through and you respect and he has kids and she is now putting this all out there talking about the issues that he had and sharing like very intimate personal things. And so she did her sit down with people magazine and promotion of this memoir. And now people, including, um,

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And like salt, you see what they say about salt now. Like salt is good for you.

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Courtney Ann Platt, who- Former friends of his, who- Former best friend of his. If you're in the dance community, you know them. Also, his brother and his friend, they're all slamming now. Everyone's now coming out who was close to him, just slamming the wife, the widower.

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She like changed her name on Instagram two days later. A couple of days later.

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Like I, it's so crazy how you can make a recipe to use thousands of ingredients and you taste it and it's like, you just need salt. Yeah.

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No, and now everyone's saying it. So Courtney, who was his friend said, anyone who knows me knows I go straight to the source during a conflict and handle my business. But since there's clearly no shame in being so public, I haven't said a word in two years, but here I go. This is by far the most tacky, classless, opportunistic act I have ever seen in my entire life, she went on.

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She referenced that Twitch's friends and family had to sign some weird NDA in order to attend his funeral. She added that Allison, the wife, treated her mother-in-law like garbage this entire time, so it's Twitch's mom. Elsewhere, she said, she called her out for smearing his name and attempting to dim the bright, loyal, loving light that your husband, that was your husband and my friend.

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You're a living, breathing bulldozer. Stick to your own demons. Shame on you, Allison. Shame on your money hungry team. Let my friend rest in peace, not your PR.

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His brother shared it and said, no lies told.

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Yeah. Really, really crazy to go from being like so private, you know, even though there's things that people don't know, like we're not going to share because we're just going to protect his legacy. Because that's okay. Because that's okay. So then this, not only she's sharing, but then like everyone is like tearing it up. It's actually as public and messy as you could get.

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I didn't go to her Instagram. I went to his Instagram, martinlawrencebillard. Did you find? No, not hers. I just wanted to see what his design is like because I just wanted to see what the vibes would be. And he has a collab with Ruggable. So that's exciting. If you like his vibes, you could get an affordable rug with Ruggable. But yeah, no, he seems to be like super legit.

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And I'm so excited for her. And I was thinking like, I don't, we don't realize it, how produced the show is, whereas everyone has to have a storyline every season. And that's why people get made fun of when they have like a boring storyline, like Sutton buying a horse. But obviously Erica's storyline this season is redoing, her house and like her life and how liberating that is for her.

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And let me tell you, it's the most interesting story of all time. Like I could go for an hour of it. I know highly on its face. It's like, she's redoing her house. That's your story. Yes. That's our story.

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yes me and she's such a good friend to Dorit and Dorit needs that and as this season like Dorit is my number one and I watched a little bit of watch what happens live last night and I was glad to see the audience is like team Dorit over Sutton and Dorit over Kyle at the moment so I think everyone's rallying around Dorit and the fact that like Eric is really there for her I do need her to like you know go a little further yeah come off the fence a little bit but who came off the fence

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premise of the show the same thought and it's like they never stick around to actually get involved I'm sure Sutton's first season she's like these women are always fighting and now like you're the one always fighting like last season I forgot the name of the other housewife but she was like always commenting on the fighting except she did try and get involved and it was premature but like they always have one out Jennifer Tilly always someone commenting on how much these women fight and then like they don't stick around to like actually see why they're always fighting and it's there I feel like we know they always fight thank you that's the point the point

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I agree. And salt is like, you know, used to be the oil. It's natural. It's from the earth. No, but at one point was the biggest commodity. Before refrigerators, how did you keep food? Salt. Is that true? Yeah. I literally never heard that. It's like a preservative. Okay, love that. It's giving natural. It could preserve. Yeah, no, it's just, salt is rooted in history.

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And on the right thing, the right, because Sutton went too far, everyone could feel it.

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also you know what she didn't like the word violate from Sutton yep and yeah it reminded me of that no not from Sutton from I'm sorry Crystal Crystal and in that moment like it was a strong word and she and I think she had success with that line of arguing like I don't like that word I don't like that word it's too strong and now she's doing it again it's like no no you literally textbook weaponized yeah yeah and I like how she explained it to her like she was stupid well you took something and you fashioned it to hurt someone else into a weapon

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No, same. Dorit has been so strong. And I feel like in the beginning, she was lashing out at Kyle. And it felt kind of like an overreaction. She wasn't wrong in how she was feeling. But it was just a lot after nothing. And they're fighting over subtleties that we have maybe missed. So it just felt like an overreaction. But I felt like in the last two episodes, she really explained herself so well.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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and had an answer to everything that was like charged at her. Like she's going through a lot. And when she said like, I'm going through a lot, I cannot tolerate like one more piece of bullshit in my life. So yes, like I am angry. Like I felt that. And I feel like she's explaining herself so well and being like just a very strong person. When she chewed up Camille Grammer and spat her out.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Oh my God, that was the greatest moment of my life. Because seriously, when Camille Grammer started talking. I was not expecting that.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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No, and when you zoom out, when you zoom out, why was Camille at the party? Why was she in this conversation? Like, that's Kyle, and that's Kyle, like, working behind the scenes to undermine Dorit. So true.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

448.476

And I feel like now it's got- Cholesterol. Found its way on a list of things that we're not doing. But now it's coming back. It's in for 2025, I think. Oh, I love that. I love that. It was out for the last 20 years. Yeah. And you know what else I'm seeing is in based on my algorithm? cholesterol is in. Have you heard that? Cholesterol is good for you.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

4487.282

Yeah. I was trying to like, as much as, and Erica said this on watch what happens live, like the texting and the meme sending between them, it's innocent, totally innocent, but inappropriate. And I was trying to like, just put myself in like someone else's shoes of like two couples that really get along. And if like they were all splitting.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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if the man and the woman were still communicating at all, how wrong that would be. And at the end of the day, I want to fast forward to when Dorit and Mauricio get together, because that's how the story ends.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Wait, while also saying at the table that no matter what happens, I'm going to take Dorit's side because I'm a girl's girl, and then going and saying, well, PK's a better friend to me. So you wouldn't take Dorit's side then, right?

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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That was so crazy. Oftentimes when I'm watching her confessionals, like I get a really like weird, a weird vibe. Last night too, there was like, her confessionals were just like not hitting for me.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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That they weren't kissing in the music video. And now, like, they don't talk. Maybe if you were kissing Cassie in the music video, like, yeah, there might be rumors. Yes.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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That is really funny. Yeah. I just love Erica. No, I know. Same. And then I just wanted to mention. Oh, my God.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Yeah, and she's always alluded to like, we haven't had the best relationship, which, you know, could mean a million things. So her sharing that now was really crazy. But I did really like seeing- how far she's come, how much the beach house means to her entire family. Like I actually, I really, really liked it. Even though when it comes to her role with the women, like she is so.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Diametrically opposed to where I stand.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

4632.782

Also someone said, I forget who it was, but like Sutton for the last three seasons has always been beefing with the person who was going through a hard time. And then the following season, she's like, I was too hard on you. I should have been a better friend. I'm sorry. Like Sutton, That's literally what she's doing right now to Dorit. Last season it was Kyle. The season before it was Erica.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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I do think maybe she was emboldened by that because she was like, oh, the viewers want me asking these hard. Glinda emboldened him. I almost went down like that path.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

4684.49

Glinda emboldened him. The audience has emboldened Sutton to think that we want her prosecuting everything when someone's going through it. So just like the violation, that was a strong word. She interrogated Erica. Then she interrogated Kyle. And you know what? With Kyle, we did have some questions.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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And I do think at the time, like she was being a bad friend, but viewers felt like she was the voice of the people.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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They said one day it was bad for you, but like cholesterol is what like protects your brain, feeds your brain.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Oh my God. She goes into drinking.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

4716.132

She's been so forthcoming to the point of like, oh my gosh, it's shining a light on how non forthcoming people are. They go to four hour therapy and she comes out and tells everything that went on on the inside. Like, I feel like people actually so true. Acts like her life is perfect when she's literally sharing everything as it happens.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

4749.566

And if I did, I would ask to read directly and she would tell me. So I do think that's why Sutton always finds herself beefing with the person who's going through it because she thinks she's the voice of the people. And no, and by the way, her role as a housewife like is necessary. It doesn't make her popular amongst the group.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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But in this situation, like I actually don't have questions that I need one of the women. Like Dorit is answering every single thing and she will speak more when she's talking to someone who's being kind to her versus someone who is just being nasty to her. Like she's just have lunch with her and you'll get all the information.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

4799.954

No, and like, I think she like felt the weirdness too. So she like buttoned it up by saying, well, I think we all need a drink first. Like that's what you say when you have nothing left to say. When you've made things weird. Yikes. It was just like- Okay, okay. And I also want to shout out Doreen's daughter, who is a burgeoning ballerina.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Because I saw over the break that Phoenix was the lead in the Nutcracker and Wizard of Oz on the same day. And PK and Doreen were both posting a lot of videos of her. And usually I'm like, okay, I don't care about your kids' musical theater. Extracurriculars. But Phoenix...

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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I didn't say I'm shielding the kids forever.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Yeah, no, it's so crazy. And you could see- Well, you can't shield them forever. You could see in her physical appearance how she's like changing through the season. Yeah, she looks like weathered too. And like very slim. She's always been slim, but just like skinnier than ever.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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And why more people aren't just being compassionate for her when literally every person in this group is divorced and has been through it. Like, now is not the time.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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And I'm just saying like, this is what I've been seeing. And I actually don't seek it out. These are like the things that come up in my algorithm that I don't follow. And they're saying cholesterol is good for you. And I'm just repeating that and letting you know, like, I just saw it in a reel. A couple of them. Like maybe that's not true, but I'm just letting you know.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

5.41

It's hump day. It's Wednesday. Claude, want to see if we can make a W with our hands? I know we can. We would do it like, that wouldn't even be a W, Jackie. It would be like a square.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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What's meant for you will find you. Thank you. That sweater is meant for you. It was one of my favorite pregnancy staples. I'll tell you, it's a little snug. I'm glad it's made its way to you.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Oh, right. Claudia told me how we're supposed to sit.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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So for those listening, spread them.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Your doctor would hate these chairs because they slope back. They're actually pushing us backwards. And maybe your coccidinia has ramped up since we've had these chairs because they're forcing us to sit even worse. And like any chair, it would be a struggle to sit the way that is proper. But this is making it worse 100%.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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She was asking, are you comfortable?

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

67.2

But you also know a fun fact about me that I think is unexpected is that I love to share my things with people. I'm so glad you brought that up.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Yeah. Hand. Yeah. So you got answers, but they're not solutions that you can implement until you're done being pregnant.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Well, I'm glad that you are finding answers.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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There's not like snow on the ground? It didn't stick.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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It's very cold here as well too. I'm loving it.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Like I have to, I can wear any coat I want. Any coat. Can you believe?

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Yeah, I do. I do. And when I get to, um, across from the supplies closet, like next to the guest room, you probably never even saw it. We also keep luggage in there. Supplies closet.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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I should probably sell them, but I can't. I love them so much. And for the one day or like the one time you go to Utah or when I come to New York, like I want my pick of the litter. My neighbor though, she got rid of all of her coats. So I offered if she wanted to borrow one.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Yeah. I love, I love them and it's not posing an issue right now. So it's a problem for another day. Did you watch the real housewives of Beverly Hills last night? I did.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

878.507

No, it was really odd. And I also want to say the second to last episode that came out a few weeks ago, I sat down to watch it like three separate times and I couldn't even make it through 30 seconds without just like getting distracted and moving on. Cause they start with Jennifer Tilly in every episode. Like, I don't know why I don't even know this person. The Jennifer Tilly agenda.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

895.509

I don't know. I don't mind her in the context of the show, but opening with a Jennifer Tilly scene, I didn't realize Kyle was coming to her house until I made it through the full minute last night. But starting with her and her dolls and her faux butler, I just literally couldn't even make it through.

The Toast

Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

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Yeah. So yes, we'll recap Beverly Hills at the end. We actually have a lot of really good stories that we need to discuss. I feel like you're going to be like, oh yeah, oh yeah, for everything. Okay, great.

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Break Up Season: Wednesday, January 8th, 2025

976.551

Yeah. So let's get into it without further ado. Here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

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Jowsey in Wonderland: The Toast, Wednesday, May 7th, 2025

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Big time. Gotta delete the clip. Like old milk. Literally. Delete.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And I gave the God Bless America rendition yesterday my entire pussy. And people were really receptive to that pussy. So I'm thrilled about that. So do you want to sing me Happy Birthday? Oh, yeah. Because I'll never stop you. I mean, you're like begging me to at this point. I think you have to.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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So that feels right. TFR. Yeah, plus I had my chili last night. How was your chili? I followed Jackie's chili recipe, except I used ground chicken instead of ground turkey. And let me tell you, I worked so hard on it. I was like, I am not fucking this up. I was so determined. And I think the sheer grit and determination really contributed to the fact that I successfully made your chili.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Ben was shocked, like literally shocked. At first, when I got everything in, and yours is for the crock pot. I didn't do the crock pot, because I waited too late, so like. It's for either. Yeah, so I was just like, damn, did I fuck up? Because once I put everything in, and I was like leaving, except for the beans, leaving it to like stew, it was just like really red.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And I was like, I feel like chili's more like a brown orange than like a red. It was like really tomato colored. I'm like, this looks like a tomato soup. And I was like, what did I do wrong? Then I realized I didn't do any of the spices and like the cumin is brown. Like that's what makes it brown. So after that, I felt much better. The spices. It was really good.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Like, really, it's a great recipe. It's idiot-proof. The worst and hardest part was cutting those two onions. Like, I will never enjoy cutting onions. Like, not me sobbing and wanting to just, like, seriously was crying. But other than that, it was so good. And you're really right about an election day chili. Especially election night last night was so many hours.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Like, you know, the first poll's closed at 6. And I know every year the first poll's closed at 6 and the last one's closed at 11. But there was like, you know, counties being held late. We didn't really find out who the president was till like 2 a.m. So it was great to have this thing I could just like keep coming back to.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Yeah, like round one for the first polls, maybe two hours later.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1099.05

The structure of the election day chili really is... Parge. Parge-alicious. Mine was really great as well. But the crock pot, like... I was getting nervous that it wasn't going to be ready in time, so I switched over to the cruise. No, I'm telling you, crock pot is, like, not the vibe for chili. If I had gotten it in before the toast yesterday, would have been amazing, but I didn't.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Okay, I'll ask one more time, and then I'll let it go. Did Olivia respond?

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1124.076

Wow, you're really, like, I'm really trying to give her grace. No, because we have a show to do. No, I'm trying to give her grace in the sense of, like, of not telling it. I mean, okay, fine. Oh, she's typing. She's going to, like, type and then stop typing, like. She said, yes, whatever, but just say my statement as well. This is a statement. Well, say the story first. This is her statement.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1148.658

No, I'll say it first. Her statement is, this story is categorically untrue.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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She's so funny. And you know what? That's my girl because she rides for her truth. Even if she knew in her soul, maybe years later, she figured out that she didn't say it, she's not gonna backtrack. This is her story and she's sticking to it. And I respect that greatly.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Well, guys, please join me in wishing our beautiful, talented, stunning, and smart Swirly a happy birthday. Stevie Wonder's version or royalty version? No, regular.

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A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1171.567

Yeah, so when we were younger, we used to all sleep in Olivia's bed, like the four of us in her twin bed, like every single night. That's just what we did. And we would like talk before we went to bed. We would sleep like Willy Wonka. I even remember like what side of the bed I was on. Yeah, we would sleep like Willy Wonka.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And Olivia had like, it wasn't a twin size bed, but it was like a. It was a twin.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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It was like bigger than a twin, I feel like. No, I think you just felt that way because you were little and now a twin is so small. And it had like a trundle bed too. So me and Margo were always delegated to the trundle. Like the two of us on that bed and Jackie and Olivia on the main bed.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1200.777

But in my memory of this night in particular, the four of us were in the main bed. I'm not going to say that that is 100% accurate. That's just how I remember it right now. Okay, okay. I believe you were at the foot of the bed with me, but that is not important to the story whatsoever.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Oh, and it just goes without saying, and I'm sure this will be a surprise to nobody, I have no memory of this night. Like, I have no idea what you're talking about. So everyone knows that I loved Backstreet Boys and Olivia loved NSYNC. And it divided our house. It was literally the Trump v. Kamala of 2008. or however old we were.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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It was the 90s. It was the 90s. It was the 90s. However, before Olivia got into NSYNC, there was a short period where she liked the Backstreet Boys. Oh my, a drama. Yeah, people don't know this backstory, but like our older cousins loved the Backstreet Boys, so we immediately loved the Backstreet Boys. But then Olivia went off and found NSYNC and then like... And you stayed loyal.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1251.135

And I stayed loyal to the Backstreet Boys. But there was a period that we both loved the Backstreet Boys. And my favorite was Nick Carter. Like that really doesn't age well. But her favorite was Brian from the Backstreet Boys. Brian Letourneau. What's his name?

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Mary Kay's son. Let me also tell you, I don't even know who Brian, like Brian is a thing we talk about. Brian Letourneau. Ryan Luttrell. Oh, yeah, I know this guy. He's cute, actually. Yeah, you know him from the poster on Olivia's wall. So Jackie and Olivia also had two competing posters. They were definitely from the same exact company. They rolled out. They were huge.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Make it soulful. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Jacqueline Follet. Rhyme. Stunning. Happy birthday. I did too much.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Jackie had the Backstreet Boys one, and Olivia had the NSYNC one. But that's not even the poster that I'm talking about. They both hung above their bed.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1290.776

Oh. in olivia's room for this brief period she had like a page ripped out of like a j14 of just brian latrell's face he was like hung above her bed on the wall like parallel to her bed you know the way that people like hang a picture of jesus just like a little picture yeah you guys and now i'm remembering okay go go yeah And I remember, like, we used to talk before we fell asleep.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Always, like, you know, she was always, like, just saying, like, older sister stuff. Like, she's smarter than us, whatever. And one night she said, like, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not even going to ad-lib. I'm just going to say the facts. She told us that when she thinks of Brian, she can instantly fall asleep. We were like, no way. We were literally like magic. Yeah, like magic.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Like, no way. That's, like, sick. Yeah. And so that night, like she was like, yeah, like I'll do it.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Show us, show us, show us. And so she like just didn't talk again.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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She just like pretended to be asleep. Oh my God, she's seriously so funny. Like she's an actress.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1359.349

So funny. And then like, I don't know when I like, this has been ongoing for like 20 years. So I don't know like how long after that I was like, Olivia, remember when you said this? Right.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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I actually feel like it was when we were in college. It wasn't like that far.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1373.997

No, I think it was like early. I think it was like high school. I don't even know. Or I don't know when the argument started, but I like called her on having said this once. And she says like, this is categorically untrue.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Okay, and also, then of course we had to take it to the next level. We're like, yeah, maybe we were in high school because we were acting so immature where we would literally run around the house with fake finger guns, loading it up, and we would fake shoot each other. We'd be like, Brian, and then the person you would shoot would just fall asleep. Seriously, we tortured her with it.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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No wonder why she denies it. We're so fucking annoying. We torture her with it. She's so fucking funny. Read her statement one more time. We have to bookend the entire story with her statement.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Her statement is... quote, this story is categorically untrue. Now, it's up to you, the people, to decide what you believe. You, dear reader, to interpret that as, like, receive it as you will. And the thing is, it has no consequence, like, whether she, like, said it or not. Right. I just don't know why I would make that up.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1448.438

she'll miss the whole thing oh my god that is seriously so funny we would literally like with a glock bright oh my god so fun taking trips down memory lane it is we've been taking a lot recently we're just like feeling nostalgic do you also feel like as you get older like your mind opens up like earlier parts of your life you know i'm so bad with my memory but weirdly like so many things have been coming back to me like the senior play

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Well, that didn't like, it's not like a repressed memory that you didn't know. No, but I never, ever think about it. Same with Korach.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Korach, yeah, I guess. But maybe as you experience like different things and you- are reminded of a time when.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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That's beautiful. That's beautiful, really.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Maybe when you experience different things, you're reminded of a time when. And the passage of time is significant.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And by the way, I will miss the Kamala-isms. Like, I really, really will. Like, we had so much fun with her. We had so much fun. I will really, really miss her laugh. It actually brought a lot of joy to me. Of course, existing in the context of all in which you live, do not come. I will miss all of that greatly. Hopefully she's still churning them out, you know? Yeah.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1519.948

We do, oddly, have a lot to do, and we're dilly-dallying. No, there's a story I really want to talk about.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1526.407

Me too. So now, and we have Dear Toasters, which is like everyone is sat for that. Without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Sorry, let me just undo. Guys, forget.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Sonos, specifically the Sonos Ace, new headphones that Jackie and I have been loving. We're both wearing them today, but I've had them for a while. I work out in them a lot.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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kind of like a lot of Sherman Drang, everybody was like Sonos, the world leader in audio and speakers, came out with their first pair of headphones and they have really, um, just sort of blown everyone's expectations out of the water. Such an improvement in my daily life. So they're Bluetooth headphones. They have great battery. I literally never charge mine.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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She made it about her. You didn't hear that. She made it about her. Happy birthday to you. Me. Me.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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They really, when you compare them to other headphones that, whether they're Bluetooth or not, like they're just so superior. They're really comfortable around your ears and your head. And while we, you know, we're such audio swirlies, we take audio really seriously too, because we're obviously like world-renowned podcasters. So we have a pretty high bar when it comes to sound quality.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1583.176

And Sonos is really the best in the business. Jackie and I both have like All Sonos speakers are in our house. Jackie has it literally built into her walls. I have the Sonos Move. So Sonos is just a brand that I really trust when it comes to sound quality. And as podcasters, we obviously, you know, we take that stuff seriously.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And Sonos and the Sonos Ace headphones have been such fabulous partners for us on our podcasting journey. You can visit Sonos.com slash toast to learn more. That's S-O-N-O-S.com slash toast.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Also having the Sonos app, like being connected to my headphones and my entire house, like it's such a really like user-friendly, easy to navigate system and having it all connected on your phone just makes the control so easy. So head to Sonos.com slash toast to learn more. That's Sonos.com slash toast. Today's episode is also brought to you by iRestore.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1630.245

This holiday season, give yourself or someone you love the gift of glowy skin. If you care about skincare, you know that red light therapy can work wonders, but most at-home options don't deliver real results, and they definitely don't feel comfortable. That's why iRestore developed their innovative Illumina Face Mask with 360 medical-grade LEDs, which is two times more than most LED masks have.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

1648.29

Their powerful device ensures your skin glows brighter than your holiday lights, and it's the only mask that shines red, infrared, and blue light all at once, tackling wrinkles, acne, and inflammation. It's a perfect gift to make your skin naughty free and nice. If you like red light therapy, like really took over so many celebrities were doing it.

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A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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The end. That was beautiful, Turdy. Thank you so much for that. Thank you so much. I know it's like, it's definitely annoying and you're not like a self-centered, like center of attention person, even on your birthday. But like, it definitely is annoying. Like everybody's talking about the election and not your birthday, right?

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1786.044

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1821.493

Thank you, SquareTurt. You're welcome. Our first story is like really big, crazy news. And that is that Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards have dropped a music video called Smallest Man, and it is a diss track about Zach Bryan in defense of Brianna La Paglia chicken fry.

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183.2

no no I'm used to it honestly as having a November 6th birthday like this always comes with the territory it's not always like the day after I feel like sometimes it's like November 2nd it has never in my conscious life I'm sure you know when I was a toddler but in my conscious life been the day after a presidential election but sometimes it's been the day of the election that happened one time I remember that I I don't know what's

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So let me say this. I got tagged in this like 100 times, and I'm gonna be honest with our audience. I feel like they owe that. Like, I rolled my eyes. I was like, I don't care. I thought it was like a Taylor Swift cover. Like, I thought they were just like being cringey. Then I got tagged in it so many times this morning. I was like, let me just watch it. And I watched a full five minutes.

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And let me tell you, like, I laughed. First of all, the production quality was actually very good. And I was really surprised by the lyrics. It's five minutes and 20 seconds. So it's like a really long diss track where they talk about a lot of things. And I thought that the, like the rhymes and the actual lyrics were really, really well done. Like that was my first impression. I was shocked.

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Yeah, we actually, I want to pull up a transcription of the lyrics because they're not surface lyrics.

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No, no. And we've been saying this the whole time because anytime Josh or Dave say anything about Zach Bryan, I think a lot of people wonder like if Brianna...

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sanctions it and it's my impression I have no proof of this I just assume like everything that gets put out by BFFs like is approved by Brianna so I feel like there's actually a lot like quite a few big revelations in this song that perhaps we didn't know and I know you don't know this but there's like big like lore on TikTok about what happened at Fenway so basically Noah Kahn

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1918.197

sold out Fenway like two nights in a row and it was like the biggest deal and he had like special guests and Zach Bryan was supposed to be there one night and he didn't show up. And there was like a lot of conspiracy theories about what happened. At the time, I think Noah, Zach, Brianna, everybody was like, oh, scheduling, you know? But everybody sort of knew there was something more.

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And in the song, they allude to the fact that he was literally too drunk to go to Fenway. And they accuse him pretty heavily of being an alcoholic.

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Yeah, they actually said, you don't have a drinking problem. Alcohol has a you problem. He also talked about how he has STDs and that he's giving every girl that he's with STDs, which is very personal and also probably very personal to Brianna. When I watch this track, I was clutching my pearls. This man is a dirty dog.

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Like for everything that he did and for them to get to this level of like, they're two huge stars. Like they have so much influence. Like they have to spend the time and the energy and the money to write this song and do this in defense of Brianna. What he did to her, and I believe that there's more stuff in terms of, like, the cheating that we don't know. Like, this is an awful person.

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Oh, 100%. But I also do think that, like, this has been very good for the BFFs pod, just in terms of, like, clicks. And I do think they got to a place where, like, when they first, I remember when they first launched a show, like, every episode they would premiere on YouTube, there would be, like, hundreds of thousands of people waiting and watching. Yeah.

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And I feel like they kind of fell off a little bit in the sense that like they all, Josh, West Coast, Dave stayed, they were all remote the entire time. And I feel like they kind of got to a place where like maybe It just wasn't as poppin'. So I do think them leaning into this is actually really good for the business of podcasting and people are loving it.

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Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday a big Wednesday after the big Tuesday a big Tuesday because of obvious reasons and a big Wednesday because our girl Jacqueline Follet is celebrating her 19th birthday happy birthday Jax guys make sure to sign off in the comments wishing Jacqueline Follet a happy birthday how are you doing Jacqueline?

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So I think it's part they feel like really defensive of Brianna, but I also think like this is good for business.

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2016.128

Yes, but they could have just done like a podcast episode that they were gonna do. They said the new episode drops tomorrow at 8 p.m. and like dragged him and that would have been like an... Yeah. Like to do this, like...

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is so emblematic of like what he deserves and like how he must have treated her because like this is above and beyond anything, any standing up for anyone that like I've ever seen. Like I was in shock.

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The STD thing was really crazy because it wasn't something they said one or two times. They said it like 15 times in different ways. Like, So that's just a crazy fucking fun fact.

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How lucky is Brie to be free of ZB and his STDs.

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They also said something really interesting was that his entire band hates him.

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Yeah. You guys have to watch it for yourself. I can't even remember. There's no, it's not on AZ lyrics yet. So I can't read the transcription for you. But every line, also who wrote this song? It's one of the better diss tracks I've ever heard.

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I think day of the election is actually fun to have a birthday on. There's a lot of excitement. There's something really beautiful about the process, right? And we're all, everybody, no matter what side you're on, you have hope. And it's kind of beautiful. And even yesterday, we were all making our chilis. This morning, half of us are upset and half of us are cool.

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That's what I'm saying. It wasn't, I do have to say, and this is, I don't know Dave Porter personally, the man has no rhythm. He was so off. Josh definitely carried the group. Josh ate. And Dave, some people just don't, it's hard for me to even relate because I have perfect pitch and perfect rhythm, but he has no sense of rhythm that he was off the whole time.

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It was bothering me so much, but I looked past it. It was very well done. I completely agree. The actual song, I was really surprised At how good it was. Yeah. And it wasn't short. It was over five minutes long, and they just didn't stop. New accusations, new allegations. Really, they had a lot of material.

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2111.803

Yeah, they came for his art. They came for his looks. They came for his height.

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2115.686

Is he really 5'5"? No way. I think so. That's really crazy.

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2122.33

Yeah. Yeah, people are kind of bunged up on that.

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2126.072

I mean, it's shockingly short. No, it says he's 5'11 on CelebHeights.com, so they were being dramatic.

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2133.317

I don't think... I don't know. It says he stands approximately six feet, so... Maybe he's been, like, lying to everyone, you know?

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Anyways, I think I'm going to tune into that podcast.

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The way I've become obsessed with Brianna LaPaglia, like, I... Stan. Yeah. And when they first broke up, I was kind of bummed. I mean, I wasn't like I said on the show, like, you know, that's like sad. However, it seems as though she like has really been suffering in this relationship. So I'm glad that she's free.

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Yeah. And there's also like a lot of lore. I'm not as familiar with lore. There's like drama between the two co-hosts, like her and her plan. Brie co-host Grace. I feel like a lot of that is like exacerbated by the Internet. They might be onto something, but I'm not going to make any sort of judgments until they speak for themselves.

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Yeah, they mentioned it in the music video too.

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2187.949

Oh yeah, Zach came between Brie and Grace, yeah.

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Well, and I also feel like a boyfriend does come between, like sometimes in a totally healthy, non-problematic way, a boyfriend comes in between best friends because you only have so much time and you now have more time for this person.

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22.257

I'm doing good yes that's why it's a big day today because it's my birthday yeah um It's been a really nice day so far. Just like a nice birthday at home. I don't have like major crazy plans. Like I'm not going to the club, even though in the club, we all fam. You tell them, okay, Gen Z, she really is 19. Let me tell you, that's one of my favorite sounds.

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Right, and you used to have sleepovers with your best friend, but now you're just having sleepovers with your boyfriend.

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But now this points to something even more insidious because we also know that he tried to keep her away from her job and Dave, and so maybe he did drive a wedge between her and Grace.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, the way I hate this man and I'm like so proud of myself. Like I never hopped on the train like you guys, sorry.

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No, it's not even that I'm proud of myself because I didn't do anything to like, you know, I didn't take any moral stance, but I'm actually just relieved that I don't have to like unlike his music because I don't like it or listen to it. We don't have to celebrate, separate the art from the artist. No, we don't. So that's just like really convenient for us.

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Considering it came so close, like he's country singer, like.

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as they said in the song he's got Morgan Wallen vibes like I don't even know why I wasn't listening to his music I just didn't maybe you saw something in him that that others didn't like an inauthenticity that Dave and Josh are singing about like I think this is gonna be really bad for his career which is so crazy that like these like handful of like you know ragtag influencers are gonna take down this like huge artist do you really think so like I feel like they're

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The day before, the actual day is actually exciting.

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as a rock star, a man rock star, like there are so many, you're not held to the same standards as normal, decent human beings. Like you just, because you're a quote rock star, like you can get away with like cheating, spreading STDs. It's just like part of the lifestyle, bro. Like who's holding you accountable? Like your male followers? No.

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Yes, I would agree with that. But I feel like it's like people who have their birthday at Christmas, like you really do just get used to it. And so I am used to it. However, I didn't expect that like we would know the results today just because of like last year it took a few days. So I didn't expect like that.

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No, but it's not even about the cheating. Cause yeah, that's like what rock stars do. But there was just like so much in this song that like speaks to just like a bad character and like that alcoholism and the lying. I don't know. I feel like, This is going to be like a big stain for him that people are always just going to associate him with like this behavior. I don't know.

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Plus, plus, plus the podcast hasn't even dropped yet. Brianna hasn't even spoken. Yeah, no. And the way I'm sat the fuck down for that. Sat with a bucket of chicken fries. Yeah, yeah. Bucket of chicken. I'll ask Olivia to make that for me. Yeah, you should. Except it's tomorrow. So like I wish it was today. That's kind of like what we need today. So true. Today needs a little something.

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Like my birthday can't carry the whole country. It's so true. Oh my God. Like do we not do enough? Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Kristen Cavallari also wants to carry the country with all the tea that she's spilling on her podcast. You know what? Is this about Britney? No, because like, I just don't know how to tell people like Britney. It's just like, doesn't interest me.

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Yeah. Well, basically she, Britney Spears saw a clip of Kristen Cavallari's podcast and then had her publicist reach out to Kristen Cavallari for her phone number and has been like texting Kristen Cavallari. But yes, there's other parts more interesting.

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this other part about her dating life. Like she is talking about what the future holds, what she's looking for in her podcast, Let's Be Honest. So she is looking for someone who's had a vasectomy, she says. She said that her perfect man is 44 with about two kids who are headed off to college.

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and who's had a vasectomy and not interested in other kids so all of this is like giving a window into her past relationship right um kind of like a confirmation that that's what did them in she said you want to know what's a deal breaker for me i want someone who's had a vasectomy i don't want to have to worry about any of that shit she said i'm not on birth control i was on birth control from fucking 15 until 23 so she said i think dads are the ones who've obviously had vasectomies like no one without kids is going to have a vasectomy yeah yeah so what

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She further explained why she's interested in dating a dad. She said, ideally, his kids would be a little bit older, so I don't have to deal with the day-to-day because I can't have a Brady Bunch. She later confessed her perfect guy would be someone who's 44, successful, has two kids going off to college, vasectomy. Also, she does not want to date a celebrity.

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She said that people have been in her DMs since the breakup. And big names, too, who even three years ago, she might have been like, ooh, I'll go out with them. But now she wants a businessman beau. She wants the quiet life. She said she's never putting her relationship on social media again like she did in the past and that people will not have access to her next relationship.

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And then she also said that the next person that she dates will be her husband. She doesn't want to date. She wants to be married. And she wants to get married again? Yeah.

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I thought we would be in this like limbo and everyone would just be like, oh, well, let's just focus on Jackie's birthday.

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Okay, well, I feel like she's talking about literally someone. Like, we know. She's being so specific. Like, 44, two kids, headed to college. But if it's not a celebrity or even, like, a famous business person, then we might not know them. Yeah. She is sort of seeing someone now, she said. Oh, how old is she? She is 37. Okay, so 44 is, like, super age-appropriate. Yeah. I love that for her.

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Like, I feel like... My relationship with Kristin Cavallari is like, for so many years, because when I watched that show, she was the devil. She was coming for Elsie, and I was fiercely protective of Elsie. And I feel like I carried that image of her into my adult life up until a couple of years ago, where I was like, it's literally fake, and it's not real, and it's 100 years ago.

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Right, right. Instead of like, let's distract ourselves from the impending results, like with the celebration of Miss Jacqueline Foley's birthday.

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Yeah. Forgive her, attorney. No, it's so true. And I think maybe it was last year or the year before, I watched the first season. Of Laguna Beach. And it's just, like, not at all how you remember it. It's, like, she was just trying to have fun. Okay? She was just trying to have fun. And, like, yeah, she was cool and pretty. And she got to hang out with the older guys.

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And, like, the older girls hated her for it. But, like, you would do it, too, for a check. You know? Yeah. Not even for a check. Yeah. I, like... I had to let go of a lot. You had to unlearn. I had to unlearn. And I like her so much now.

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She's so funny and I like that she has a podcast and she doesn't take herself so seriously and she really made a really nice life for herself after that show in terms of having her own business and family and

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I really like her. Me too. I find her just like interesting. I think she has a really good personality that like she's always making news with her podcast and she has like a warm family life and like she's always cooking and she just does a lot and she's someone that I like following. I followed her forever. I think she's one of my like earliest follows that like hasn't gone away.

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Like I really like her. It feels like I'm betraying like an 11 year old. Does anybody else like feel that crazy way? Like I can't. Like it's Elsie for life. Yeah, no. And she was so the devil. Like, I hated her so much. Meanwhile, I rewatched it. Like, she didn't even do anything that crazy. Yeah. No, she was just living her life. She just knew she was that bitch. And, like, she acted like it.

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Right, but no, the results are here. My birthday is here. We have our new president-elect as an old president.

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And when you are that bitch, like, you're really not supposed to act like it. And honestly, when I rewatched some of these episodes, like, Elsie kind of came off as, like, a big dopey loser. Fabissina. Fabissina pun. I'm like, always woe is me. Like, Steven, Steven, come over to the hot tub. Like... And honestly, half of what Elsie had going for her was that her parents were so rich.

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That was kind of it. That house. That house. And in season one, they're building the house, so she keeps bringing Steven over to the construction site.

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And did he skate in the pool? Yeah, yeah.

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She just rested a lot on that house. I mean, it's a lot to rest on. I know, I would do it too. However, in hindsight, yeah, like she. As 16 year olds, we found that impressive. But now I'm like, no, Kristen was beaming with personality. And the show is like from her point of view, like we're meant to feel sympathetic towards her. But yeah, watching it now, it's like. She's kind of an ag.

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And, like, what did we hate Kristen for so much? Like, when they all went to Mexico and it's, like, Kristen's, like, they're calling her, like, a slut and she's, like, dancing on the table. It's, like, she's having fun. Like, Lauren and the other girls are, like, so Ms. in the corner, like, judging everyone in their miniskirts. Like, stop. Yeah. So it's funny how life changes, you know?

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Well, let's say, this is the weird thing, and I'm sure there's a reason for it. There's a lot of things in the country I don't understand. I'm sure you guys will comment, like, Claudia, this is why they do it. I'll be like, okay. But at this present moment, I don't know. It is really crazy that, like, you get elected and then like the old president like chills for like three more months.

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It is funny how life changes. So put her at the top of the list per usual. Yeah. Of eligible singles. Of course. Are you ready for our next story? Someone who did try to make election day about her and she was brutally rebuffed. Who? Miss one Reba McEntire. Oh my God, guys, Reba's getting kind of canceled.

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Reba McEntire has the entire internet roasting her for sharing a photo of her red hair with folks saying she's focused on the wrong thing today. So apparently yesterday was National Redhead Day and she posted two photos of her hair, one with a long haircut and one with a short hair. And she said, long or short, either way, I love being a redhead. Hashtag national redhead day.

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Now, this bothered people for two reasons. One, people were like, listen, lady, not the time or place. Two, a lot of people thought it was a subliminal endorsement. Red, people were looking for subliminal endorsements all day from celebrities yesterday, like based on their emojis. So I don't think Reba was doing that.

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I'm pretty sure Reba has like a six-person content team who at the beginning of the year are like, schedules out content for National Margarita Day, National Bread Day, National Redhead Day, not realizing that November 6th would coincide with the election. I truly think this post has been in queue for months. I don't think Reba meant anything by it.

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Reba's my girl, I'll defend her to the death, so obviously I'm biased, but I don't think she had any ill will with this post.

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I don't think she had any ill will. And I'm actually going to challenge you on that because, like, so there was an election. Why can't we also celebrate National Redheads Day? Like, why can't two things be true? And, like, what, we should just skip the day? What else are redheads going to lose? It's true. It's true. As a minority, I could see how that would be upsetting.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And it's not like other people weren't posting other things other than the election day yesterday. Yeah. Yeah, but for some reason, like, people really just took all their frustration. Maybe it was that. I think it's misguided. Reba became the face. One person said, like, Reba, it's not the time. And then everyone, like, jumped on it. Like, the word moist. And it's like, maybe it is the time.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Well, the other thing is that, and I've seen like a lot of people having like this discourse online, like influencers being like, you know, I feel so weird about like posting my regular content and like ads and stuff. It's like, well, everybody else has to go back to work. So do you.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Like, yeah, I, I, you know, people don't also acknowledge like as a celebrity, part of your job is to maintain those social media pages and constantly feed them with content and mindless. And she doesn't choose when National Redhead Day is. Yeah. Right, but moronic national blank day posts are a part of, when you get to a certain level of celebrity, this is what your content strategy is.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

278.084

Well, no, like November, December. Yeah, like three months. And it's just like, I feel like that's a bad call, you know? Cause if I was Biden and Biden didn't run, so it's different. But like, let's say Biden ran and lost. Like you're like low key mad. Like if I would be mad, like, you know? I just feel like it's a flaw in the system. Like, Well, it takes time to transition.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And so what, Reba shouldn't show up for work because there's elections?

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

2784.364

Yeah, she's got bills to pay. Not that this tweet is really paying her bills, but. I don't know, it's moving the needle in the sense that we're talking about Reba.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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We could have gotten her hair campaign. Correct, even though with the backlash, I doubt she'll be the face of Garnier Fructis after this. Yeah, though her hair does look great.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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I just want to say it was all in good fun. It was very funny. The two photos are, and also just like long or short. I love it. It's like so fucking random.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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So random and like so devoid of like seriously everything going on in the world. Like it was funny. I actually loved it. But in that way, like it's perfect. I agree, and can't we just have nice things? And Reba's Instagram is one of them. It's so unoffensive. It's unifying. Did we like the short or the long hair better, actually? They're so different.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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I recently rewatched Reba, and she goes through a huge hair transition on the show. When she starts out, she basically has a buzz cut. And then by the end of the show, her hair is down to her shoulders. It really grew. It's coming in nice. I think I liked it somewhere in the middle. You know, the short was really short. She really has a pixie cut in the beginning and it's too short.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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But then by the end, she has like, you know, her hair is like too long. I liked it somewhere in the middle. If she's really wanted to know. She should have posted a third picture. She should have posted the poll option.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

2858.627

Yeah, she should have. That's a vote. Yeah. Worth making your voice heard.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

2866.673

Just so funny, I wanna thank Reba for the chuckle. I wanna thank Reba for the chuckle. Thank you to this Reba. Thank you to this Reba. However, in both pictures, she's like looking down.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

2876.88

Like I actually can't see what the hair looks like. Okay, in both pictures, she's looking down. I'm actually glad you brought that up because it looks like one of those commercials for like hair regrowth where they like make you take a picture of your scalp before and after. That's what this looks like.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

2889.208

Yeah, I do feel like her hair looks healthier in this short.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

2892.498

Maybe she's gearing up for a Nutrafol partnership or something, because that's what this feels like.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

2901.943

And I want the ad up today. I'm literally whitelisting this piece of content. And be like, listen, Reba, they want it long. You're going to start sharing your Nutrafol journey. Yeah.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

2914.57

Just free marketing. Just a couple of ideas. Are you ready for our next story? Yes. Adele is genuinely sad about the end of her Las Vegas residency. She said, the show has been my best friend. So after two successful years, Adele is genuinely sad about the nearing of the end of her Las Vegas residency.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

2932.955

On Sunday, she looked ahead as she realized there's less than a month until her final shows take place. She said, this really is the beginning of the end. There are no other fucking shows. I feel like she's been winding down for a year. I know, but now it's the end. No, now it's a month. She said, I'm not going to be surprised this is the end. Right.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

2950.36

she is saying that this show has been her best friend. She said, my life is 1,000 times better, my life, not my career, not my music, I'm talking about my actual life, and I really truly think that this show has been my best friend throughout all of that.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

2963.994

Yeah, well, not to make everything about me, and I feel like I've told this story before, but when I went, she talked about how she loves doing this residency so much, because it provides her with a level of stability as a mom and a human being, that you really don't get as like a touring musician. Like you're never home.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And so she lives in LA, she comes to Vegas, she flies private, what is it, 30 minutes on like Thursdays and she goes back on Sundays. Like it's really provided her a level of just kind of normalcy, very like nine to five energy that she has loved so much like watching her son grow up and it's actually been really sweet. So I really believe her when she says she's gonna be sad.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

298.031

Yeah, and then actually I was watching the news and they were explaining why. Now I remember, actually. There's a lot of things that need to be done between the polling crew of America. They're still counting and shit.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Although things like this, when you're at, like she's not retiring. Like things like this can't go on forever unless you are like Celine Dion, like you're in this later season.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3003.072

Yeah, but it could like go on forever if she wanted it to. So she obviously like loves it so much, but like not enough to keep doing it. No, I think it's because she still has like albums to release and like tours to go on. She's not done yet. Yeah, but she said she's like taking 15 years off music. She's like always saying stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And I feel like she does take like 15 years off and then time flies. Right. The next album is going to be 47. And I'll be like, OK, I'm sad.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3026.867

I'm older and I'm older. I highly recommend if anyone can make it to a show. It's so beautiful. And I do feel like I as a human being, I have officially moved on from those canceled first shows. Like I feel like that was something we did not stop talking about, wondering about, questioning conspiracy, theorizing the pool and the fireworks.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3047.881

you know having went I still don't understand why she couldn't get it done but but I feel like she's really made up for it like it's clear like she wanted to do it she kept extending um and I feel like the people who were affected by that cancellation like have recovered yeah and if they can forgive so can I yeah so I just want to say like I make an official decree like how I how I officially like Kristen Cavallari now like I officially am over the Adele first round of residency cancellations

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3075.646

So much so that like we're not going to bring it up again because I feel like that's when like you like when you're really over something like you just leave it in the past. Yeah I feel like I won't bring it up. Okay I'm down.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3086.332

Especially especially if the residency ends like why would I be bringing it up?

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3089.894

Yeah well I yeah she wouldn't be in the news if she's just like being private. I actually had forgotten about it until we were doing that like toast patreon about our old titles. I'm like oh my god remember when that was the biggest craziest thing.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

309.756

Oh, yeah, but also that's just how it is. I think it would be weird if it was overnight change. No, I just feel like we're dragging it out at this point, you know?

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3099.379

And it's actually, like, not that crazy. Like, it was just crazy that she did it the night before. Like, the concept of canceling and, like, wanting to push it back is not a big deal. But now I'm talking about it again.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3108.284

But, yeah. I said I wouldn't, and here I am. We're here to for Dropped.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3116.669

Consider it China'd. She looks well. I am, there are very few people I am as happy for as I am for Angela. I feel like she doesn't even go by black China anymore. She goes by her government name. She got all the filler from her body removed. She removed all of her tattoos. She stopped drinking. She's sober. She is like much more of an active mom. She has found Christ.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Like I think it's seriously watching her journey and you could tell you look at her. She looks so healthy. I'm so happy for her. I am rooting for her so hard from the sidelines. I'm not like leaving comments on her Instagram. You know what I mean?

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh, no. Oh, my God. Sorry. Is it the fifth and final story that's brought to you by Minted? Yes. Whether you're decorating your home, throwing a party, or sending love through the mail, Minted offers unique design-forward stationery, art, and home decor designed by independent artists from all around the world.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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So when it comes to holiday cards, Minted is for the swirlies. It's the only place we'd go to start our new favorite holiday tradition. They have unmatched paper quality and customization options that allow you to level up your holiday cards and make a statement. You can also add luxurious hand-pressed foil accents that make an impression with their letterpress designs.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Yeah, well. Congrats to the winners and true condolences to the losers. That's the thing about the elections. It's 50-50. You win some, you lose some. And it's tough when you lose and it's great when you win. And to everyone who got what they wanted, that's great. To everybody who didn't, that sucks. I feel that. So onward and upward.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3180.965

I feel like when it comes to holiday cards, you open one up and we're all judging. We're like, oh, this is clearly like a free template from some random website. Paper stock is a little thin. We're being judgy. And Minted is going to keep you safe from judgmental human beings like us. You're going to have a card that nobody else has. You're going to hold it. It's going to feel thick.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3200.839

It's going to look authentic. It's going to be a unique design. They also make things so easy. They have free recipient addressing. So they'll be able to print all your loved ones addresses on envelopes for free, which is like probably the worst part of like having to address and do everything. Like, please, who has the time for that? I think a lot of people don't do holiday cards because of that.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3220.972

So Minted is making the whole process so easy. I know you're a big stationer, so really Minted has kind of become a cornerstone for you.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3226.813

It has. I have custom stationery for my whole family for Minted, but then also for the holidays, I just placed an order for two different holiday cards for my family. One that's like a bit more general and then one that's a little more personalized, but combing through their website, like the amount of holiday card options that they have are so, so cute. You could do like custom family ones.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3243.386

You can- edit every single thing about the design. So if you don't like what the message says, like you can write your own thing. Like I could say like have a pargy, a gargy pargy holiday and like Minted would make that for me.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3252.83

Bring your traditions to life with independent art and designs this holiday season. Use code toast for 20% off Minted holiday cards and gifts. I actually should have said head of a gargy. Today's episode is also brought to you by Saks.com. This episode of The Toast is brought to you by Saks.com, the premier digital platform for luxury fashion.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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With the holidays right around the corner, Saks.com is making it easy to find the perfect gifts for the pickiest of people on our lists, including, you know, perhaps yourself. They have an expertly curated assortment of fashion.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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So whether you're shopping for a family member who's really hard to please, someone that seems to have everything Jacqueline Follet, or an ultra-stylish bestie, Jacqueline Follet, Saks.com has you covered with the most versatile selection of fashion, beauty, home decor, and so much more.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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So you can upgrade your party looks, treat yourself to top designer brands like Alice and Olivia, Frame, Prada, Gucci, and so much more. After all, holiday shopping is never complete without spoiling yourself first. If you are looking for gifts that will help you win the holidays, then head to Saks.com now for a seamless shopping experience.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3336.838

Let's make this holiday season memorable for you and your loved ones at Saks.com. Also important to shop for other people, but really important to shop for yourself. And when you feel good, then you can go get nice gifts for everybody else. So head over to Saks.com for you, and then for everybody else. And then for me. Today's episode is also brought to you by Thrive Cosmetics.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3353.589

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The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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It's easy to see why their best-selling products have thousands of five-star reviews. So the Tubi mascara, I seriously cannot recommend enough. I have the straightest lashes. They cannot like stay up unless I'm using this mascara. And when I don't, I look so sleepy. I also love a lot of their other products.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

339.265

united we stand in godless america no i won't i don't want to actually like i don't want to do it again because like the other one was so parj yeah just like leave perfection as it is leave well enough alone when do you think you're gonna open your birthday presents like are you gonna facetime me when you open mine of course i will maybe this afternoon i don't want to wait too long but i don't

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3436.305

Thank you for your order, Tartar. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story, a little more podcast news. Let's just shout out to the podcasters who are keeping the country going this week.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3447.891

That is something I actually meant to bring up at the top of the episode, that the election season was long and whatever. But it's really been very interesting to watch podcasting, which has been, we know, like an important medium for us. But to see it really be taken so seriously and have such an impact on people, I was very proud to be a podcaster. I was too.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And I'm shocked that Trump won, even though he didn't come on the toast.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3469.927

I mean, it's insane. That was shocking. Because obviously we're so influential. He was able to cinch it. It's true. It's true. Without the toaster constituency. Oh, man. I'm going to miss these jokes, Turt. I'm going to miss them. To be honest, I'm not. I feel like we are just skirting around landmines these days. I will not miss everyone's tense energy. And I get it. There's a lot at stake.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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But the tense energy of just trying to make people laugh, I will not miss that. that at all. Yeah but we've had a good time. No we have. We've made it our own. We've made it about us which is all you can expect from swirlies like ourselves.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3509.059

And we've really made it our own. Yeah. As best as we could in only a way that we can. However Teddy Mellencamp she is actually the Erica Girardi of this election cycle. It's so true.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the presidential elections are inextricably linked. It makes you think. It does make you think.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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So she is speaking out on her podcast after filing for divorce. Speaking out. I don't know about speaking out, but she's speaking, period. Because Tamara on their podcast, Two Teas in a Pod, Tamara asked Teddy how she's doing after announcing the divorce. She said, I'm doing all right. She said, at this point, I'm obviously only going to share what I shared on social media. And I just am trying.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3546.567

I don't even know how to say this eloquently. But I'm just trying my hardest to make sure that my kids' privacy is protected right now and that we're able to have all these conversations. I just didn't want it to blow up. And for anybody that's curious why I would have posted it, posted a statement, it's because when your name is recognizable and you file in the court system, it becomes public.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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and then Tamra chimed in to discourage people from sending.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3566.292

Literally, that's so something I would say. Like, you guys wanted to know why I brought this up? Well, as a celebrity. But it's true. I mean, her last name, could it be more recognizable? No, it's true.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And there are people whose jobs it is at TMZ to, like, literally look through LA County court docs to see what the celebrities are up to, whether they're being sued, they're getting divorced, they're getting married, somebody died. Like, that's literally how they find out. Yeah, and, like, a Mellencamp can't just slip through the cracks.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3588.138

Oh, I always forget about, like, the legacy beyond Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. John Cougs. Yeah. So Tamara noted this is a very sensitive subject. And Teddy said, yeah, and I know I'm going to keep working on feeling my best so that I can show up for the best for my kids and my life and my work. I mean, that's the biggest thing for me right now. Got a little friend from Jack and Diane.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Two American kids growing in the hot land. I think that's Tom Petty. Jackie's going to be, oh my God. Are you kidding me, Jackie? Like seriously, stop. It's not. Are you sure? Jackie's going to be a football star. Diane sitting in the back of Jackie's car. Jackie, it's John Cougar Mellencamp. Everybody knows that. Jack and Diane. Jack is John. Okay, you're right. You're right. You're right.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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I feel like you have to be well into the day you can't open them in the morning like what are you a kid at Christmas stop by the way so true and get some chill there's so much pressure too because like you know how many gifts you have so there's like you know six people like Zach whatever and you don't want to do them all like at once you don't want to do them all in the morning you really have to like spread them out throughout the day and like you know you know who's getting them throughout the day like a scavenger hunt I'm gonna be sat with my presents I'm gonna open them that's

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3630.103

Of course I'm right. And I only know that because Luke Combs covered that song. And then one day I was like, maybe I should listen to the original.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And the OG slaps. I just want to say, has anyone ever seen John Mellicamp and Tom Petty in the same room? Just saying. I don't think they have because I'm pretty sure Tom Petty's dead. Like, just don't quote me on that. They're the same person. Actually, I don't see that at all. Like, if I were to, like, John Cougar is like... Why you gotta add the Cougar always? That's his name.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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I know, but like you could say it without it. Like I could, but that, oh, you want to know why?

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Because there's that Keith Urban song, John Deere, John Cougar. John 316. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I say it, because of Keith Urban. John Deere, John Cougar, John 316.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Football star. That song is so good. And then also Jake Owen, the country music star, did like a... He did like a cover of Jack and Diane. He did a cover. He like, he sampled the chorus. Extrapolated it. Yeah. And that's actually how I first discovered the song. Of Jack and Diane? Yeah. Like, cause it's a million years ago. Somebody showed me that song. Oh yeah.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Life goes on. Long after the thrill of living it. See, I knew you would know that one. What? I know the song in my bones. I just thought it was Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Well, you would be wrong. Oh, Claudia.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Let's give it one more shot. Okay. Okay. And I just want to say, based on our results yesterday, like, we actually, like, we're... so equally off both times. Based on our results, you would have thought it was a tie. We didn't predict the election. I'm going to try and do something different than I did yesterday.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

3727.28

You go a little high. I'm staying where I am. Can you bring yours down a little bit? No, this is it. You think this is it?

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Crushed it? This is what we're sending to the American people today. Is it love or is it heartbreak? We won't know. Okay. It's time for Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, where Jax and I try to do our best to give advice to the swirlies in need. If you ever want to write in to us, you know, you can do that. It's two different ways.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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One, if you head to thetoastpodcast.com, you scroll down, there's a little Dear Toasters submission box, totally anonymous. If you want to send us an email, you can do that. It's deartoasters at gmail.com. Here's what the swirlies are currently getting into. And Godspeed to the swirlies. Hello, Jax and Turd. Hello. My boyfriend and I have been dating for two years. We live together.

The Toast

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We're in a very serious relationship. We often talk about getting married. So naturally, like many women, I went on Pinterest to find a ring style that I liked. When I showed it to him thinking it would be like a cute moment, he said, I'll get whatever ring I want because I'm the one proposing and you don't get any say. Basically saying, like, I should just be grateful to get a ring at all.

The Toast

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And it really upset me because every girl's dream is her wedding ring. Am I wrong for feeling this way? Should I just be grateful that he's talking about proposing at all? Hell.

The Toast

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I just feel like there's a nicer way to say it. And I mean, it just speaks to a potentially larger. Is this the first out of pocket thing he ever said to you? Well, then there might be something deeper. Like maybe as a family heirloom and he's like trying to like make it seem bigger. Good to you. But the overall sentiment of like, I want to pick out the ring that I want for you.

The Toast

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Like, I don't hate, especially if there's an heirloom in the mix. However, like, why did he say it like that?

The Toast

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This is one of those situations where it's really hard not to just jump to pushing the button, break up with your boyfriend. Because he sounds like an ass. Now maybe you just wrote it that way for brevity's sake, and that's not exactly what he said. Or perhaps you're really used to being spoken to like this. And I'm here to tell you, anyone who speaks to you like that is not your man.

The Toast

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That is not your husband. I let's let's discuss this as if she did accurately translate what he like. This is exactly what he said.

The Toast

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He's a piece of work and he's probably a piece of work in other areas. And he's a problem. Then then he's got a problem.

The Toast

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I'll get whatever ring I want because I'm the one proposing and you don't get any say with a quote. So, I mean, there's a quote.

The Toast

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I'm not gonna open one two hours later.

The Toast

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Is there a nice way of saying, I'll get whatever wing I want, and you don't have any say.

The Toast

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And Jackie, even if he does really want to surprise her and yada yada, someone coming to you with a picture, like, okay, cool.

The Toast

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It's okay to make the day special. It's okay to act like a two-year-old.

The Toast

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What if he already bought the ring and this was him being defensive and nervous?

The Toast

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So I would have to know the person, right? So you need to read the situation. Is this a frequent way of him communicating? Because then that's an issue. Was this totally out of the blue? Yeah, then maybe you made him nervous and he has the thing in his pocket. That's possible.

The Toast

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My day is special. I'm not a two-year-old. But it's okay if you are.

The Toast

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And I just want to say the idea that a man would buy a ring without input from his own fiance and it's like he's going to take the lead on it. It's not my preferred method, but I don't hate it.

The Toast

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Yeah, I mean, I don't have a preference either way. I just, my concern is, like, how you're being spoken to. Yes. By your man. Yeah.

The Toast

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But then the concept in general, if she doesn't get say over her ring and it's something every girl dreams of, her wedding ring, I don't think that that has to be that way is what I'm saying.

The Toast

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About just that. I guess if I had a preference, like, you know, you, I mean, some people really genuinely want to be completely surprised. So if you want that, like, you can't have say in your ring.

The Toast

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No, I'm not. And we've never done that. I sometimes, yeah. I wait for Ben's gift later in the day. I don't want to do all my gifts at once. Then it's like, I have no more gifts. We literally always do our gifts at once. We all are sat. No, I feel like when we're with the family, Ben's gift will be separate. Either in the morning, and then I get everybody else's at dinner that night.

The Toast

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3937.199

No, but she doesn't, she wants to have say in her ring, but what do you think about a man who's like, I want to get you, I'm picking this out for you, it's my token of my love for you, like, I'm... What are you, a girl?

The Toast

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Like, it's our thing, fuck off. Is it our thing?

The Toast

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I feel like that's kind of the new thing.

The Toast

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Men used to, like, surprise propose to women all the time. No, like, back in the day, they didn't surprise propose. It was all heirlooms. Like, now rings are so customizable, right? Everybody has, like, a shape that they like and a band that they like and they like halos. Like, no, you can't compare it to back in the day because most jewelry was, like, passed down. You didn't have a choice, like...

The Toast

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Now, it's such an industry and everybody, it's a thing. You're kind of raised to have a dream ring and a dream wedding. I think a man who's insisting on him designing and choosing it, okay, why? I don't like that. Especially, it should be up to the girl. If she wants to have a say, then she gets a say.

The Toast

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If she doesn't wanna have a say and she wants to be genuinely surprised, he can go ask her mom or her friends, you know? I think the real issue here is the communication, not the ring. And so I feel like maybe you needed someone to tell you that that's a really gross way to be spoken to, especially about something so joyful.

The Toast

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So I would look into that, honestly, before anything else. All right, hey. Hey, Gargi Bargi girls. I need some help with an awkward situation I experienced this week. I go to bed quite early because of my work schedule, and my boyfriend, whom I live with, goes to bed much later than me. The other night, I was trying to sleep, and I kept hearing a strange noise.

The Toast

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I tracked it to our garage, and when I opened the door, I found my boyfriend sitting there singing extremely loud. Obviously, I startled him, but he got so weird about it. I kept asking him what he was doing, and he finally told me that sometimes he just feels like singing, and he doesn't want to wake me up, so he does it in the garage.

The Toast

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Is this strange behavior, or am I the one being weird about it? I also like to sing, and he has a great voice, but singing in the garage at night is weird, right? Thanks, girlies. Love you.

The Toast

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It's weird and cute, and it could either just be like... By the way, it's not weird.

The Toast

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It could be the cutest, most pure hobby, or like... you could, you know, it could be not, not good.

The Toast

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No, I'm sorry. This is really sweet. Like he's obviously embarrassed that like singing is something he like has a passion for. Cause like that, you know, in this day and age, we're like, what are you? Troy Bolton? You know, it's like, what are you gay? Like, that's what you say about boys who sing. Like, so he's been a man.

The Toast

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He has been, you know, beaten down by the patriarchy and he has to hide his feelings. And I'm sorry, this man is so sweet. If you don't marry him, I will. Like, I love him. It is mostly sweet. It is sweet. And by the way, it's also considerate. Like going into the garage, you're asleep. And you know what?

The Toast

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If I had a partner who went to bed at like six o'clock and I didn't go to bed till like 10, like I'll be so bored. Yeah, I might start singing in the garage too. That's really cute. No, I love it. As long as he's not like covering up for something else, you know? Yeah, but she caught him. Like if he was covering up, if he was, you know, burying a body, he would be, he was singing. So it's so cute.

The Toast

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I actually could cry. It's so cute. I love him. I have, for the first time, I have nothing bad to say about your man. Like marry him. Yeah.

The Toast

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And encourage him to come out of the garage. Like why can't he sing during the day? Why doesn't he sing while you're cooking? Encourage him to sing in the light. Yeah. Let him know it's okay and you love to hear his voice.

The Toast

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I love that. That's actually really good.

The Toast

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It's nice to spread it out. Yeah. Yeah. I'm also getting a haircut today. Major national news. Why? Like, because, and I'm not doing anything crazy. It was just like on the Cal, you know, I try and go quarterly to my girl Mahogany. This is gonna be a trim. Like, don't be looking for a transition video from me. It's a trim. Thank you. My front, my slut strands are like down to my nipples.

The Toast

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He shouldn't be late to feel like he has to sing in the garage. Yeah. You should like sign him up for an open mic.

The Toast

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Yeah, this is his dream. What's his dream? To sing in the garage? No, to sing. So sign him up for an open mic at a local pub. Yeah. Help him. No, I love him so much. Whenever a man has a sweet hobby, we need to harness and protect that. Yeah. Except for that guy last week who wrote it about his husband who does stand-up comedy and he stings. Don't hurt us.

The Toast

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Yeah, don't protect. All right, our third and final. Hey, girly, swirly, whirly pops. I'm in a dilemma and I need your help. I always go to bed before my boyfriend. He doesn't come up to bed until hours later and I'm already asleep. The other night he came to bed and I was still awake. Yeah. The other night he came to bed, I was still awake just laying there, so he thought I was asleep.

The Toast

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He went on my side of the bed, crouched down, and got on my phone. I had nothing to hide, so I let him go through it. It had been over five minutes, so I finally said, what are you doing on my phone? He replied, I'm just checking to make sure you set your alarm.

The Toast

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I let it go and went to bed, but the next morning I checked my screen time and it showed he was on my messages and my call app for over two minutes each. I confronted him. He said it must have been a mistake. Now I'm wondering how often he's checking my alarm. Should I keep pushing it or let it go?

The Toast

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Good thought checking your screen time. That is so icky. Yeah, checking your alarm.

The Toast

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Is this a boyfriend or a husband? Boyfriend. Goodbye. If you don't have trust, you have nothing. He doesn't trust you. He doesn't trust you and now you can't trust him because he bold face lied to you. He's gotta go. And you know I'm not the one to push the eject button.

The Toast

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Like it cracks me up and I use it a lot in my everyday life.

The Toast

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That is so scary. He doesn't trust you, which is like half of the red flag, but the other half is the fact that you confronted him and he straight up lied. Like you have proof. You don't got it, sis. Sometimes I'll wake up and Ben is on my phone, like in the middle of the night, standing above me. And he's always putting the sound machine on. Ben can't have enough. We have the hatch on.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Ben's phone sound machine. And then when it's not enough for him, sometimes he puts mine on. That is crazy. And that's what wakes me up. Like the sudden addition of a new sound machine.

The Toast

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Sorry, that's not crazy that he puts the sound machine on. I'm back at the...

The Toast

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the girl yeah crouching on your phone for five minutes like he's also just like in the business he's in the business of like sneaking around lying snooping like all of it is bad all of it all of it how dumb does he think you are like unless like he's like maybe maybe accidentally sending you a text leaving you love notes maybe he accidentally sent you a text that was like a big surprise about your engagement so he went on your phone to delete it and then you know maybe got a little interested i

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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I would go back like a couple of weeks and see if your phone gets screen time while you're asleep any other nights. Was this the first time or the last time? Yeah. Because he won't do it now that he knows you're on to him. So see if your phone saves your screen time data for like weeks.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

4287.143

See if he. Unless there's like a good reason for this. Like he's planning a surprise party. He accidentally texted you something. If he's really like snooping in the middle of the night on your phone, like that's when your relationship is gone. If you can't trust your partner.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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It's so true. No, and like you're whispering in dark alleys. Like, no. Yeah. It's bad. I'm giving this a terminal diagnosis.

The Toast

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This relationship is cooked. It's just a boyfriend. Yeah, it's one of many in your life. Don't worry about it. That's our show. That's your toasters. If you guys want to write in, please, we would love to hear from you. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast and Money Morning Show, where we deal with the past five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

The Toast

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You know, I gotta get them back to my chin. It's just.

The Toast

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So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe, leave this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere. Literally anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Media, I already cast a box of other places where you'll be listening to podcasts.

The Toast

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Find us at Toast, leave a five-star review, have a beautiful Sunday, and we'll get laid down until we are.

The Toast

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Because back in the day, you would have like called this a major chop. No, I'm thinking two inch trim. Get me my layers and my angles and put me, you know, Rachel Green and I'm good. That's good. I have that coming up in a few weeks. I'm excited. Yeah, just consider it maintenance. Maintenance.

The Toast

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And today is kind of a long-awaited day for the DTQ, the Deer Toasters community. Deer Toasters has returned, and the submissions that I selected last week that I accidentally – well, not accidentally. It was just kind of an unfortunate series of events that never got to get read are getting their shine today. So Deer Toasters – What a loyal fan base we have when it comes to the DTQ.

The Toast

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In the club, we all fam. We all fam. It's hilarious. I can't believe you know that sound. Like you're so young.

The Toast

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I know people were upset, but it meant so much to me how upset people were on Friday, to the point that they were dragging Queenie and Weenie. They were like, I can't believe you did Queenie and Weenie.

The Toast

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They said, you guys didn't skip Queenie and Weenie, but you skipped Deer Toasters.

The Toast

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Like, we'd rather have had dear toasters. Like, it's okay. Like, drag us through the med.

The Toast

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Like, I love how much you love it. But don't bring Queenie and Weenie into this. Like, seriously, Queenie and Weenie means a lot to me, first of all. And second of all, I agree, Jackie. Even though, like, it's, you know, obviously I was upset that we didn't, you know, get the people what we wanted. It was nice to know, like, how valued the segment is.

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I really feel like we need to do our toasters today. One, because, like, we're still in the election cycle where, like, celebrities aren't really, like, doing anything. Nothing. So crazy. Yeah.

The Toast

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um and two I think your toasters will unite the nation I think your toasters will unite the nation although you know sometimes we really divide the country on like our advice like some people are like no she definitely should say something and some people are like no she definitely shouldn't so maybe we will further the chasm what's that perhaps but I think also we can agree to disagree and that's also healthy beautiful what's the word chasm schism those are two different words

The Toast

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I really enjoy it. So yes, in the club, we are all a fam. I'm just enjoying like a nice birthday at home so far. It's been like a quiet morning and then I'll just have a nice day. That's, you know, kind of birthdays as you grow up. You're just hopeful for like a peaceful, loving, joyous day.

The Toast

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Like a divide. I think... Schasm. But I actually think that they both could apply. Let's Google it. Like I said, there's not really a lot going on today.

The Toast

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I actually remember, this is actually a fun fact about me, my bat mitzvah parsha. So basically, when you get bat mitzvahed... Schism is a split. Keep going. Okay, so schism is the word. So when I was becoming bat mitzvahed, basically the weekend that you choose to get bat mitzvahed, every week in, you know, Judaism, you read the next chapter of the... Torah, which is like the Bible.

The Toast

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Claudia, chasm is a deep fissure.

The Toast

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No, it's schism. I know it's an essay. The word I was looking for is schism.

The Toast

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569.174

Thank you. No, no. The word I was looking for is schism. Thank you. Claudia, I think it's a synonym.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

574.735

No, no. But the word I'm about to tell a story about is schism. Okay. So every week you read a new chapter of the Torah. And then like the one that you get for the date you chose for your Bible. So like... It just kind of is like this cosmic thing, you know? It's like, you don't choose the date for that chapter, but then that chapter like ends up following you your whole life, you know?

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And my chapter was Korach, which was actually, you know, we didn't choose it on Perfect, was kind of reflective of my life. Like Korach was like this guy and he was just kind of rebellious. Like he really rejected authority. And what ended up happening is the earth split and swallowed him up because God was like, you're nuts.

The Toast

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So it was a schism in the earth? It might have been a chasm, because it said deep fissure in the earth. Oh. Oh. Oh. Whatever.

The Toast

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But they're also synonyms. Maybe it depends on the translation. I remember when I was with the rabbi learning, I saw this word, whether it was schasm or schasm. And I was like, what does that mean? And he explained it to me in such a good way. I always remembered what the word meant. I just can't remember what word it was. I remember what it means, just not what word it was.

The Toast

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I just remember it being like SC, schism. The chasm also has a C and an S.

The Toast

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No, no, no. I guess we could go look at Korach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Kuf, Resh, Chet. Like, and, you know, a lot of people were making comparisons to me and Korach because I was definitely, like, you know, a bit of a rebellious teen. Didn't really embrace authority. Just sort of beat to the, you know, marched to the beat of my own drum. And actually, I spoke about that in my speech.

The Toast

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Everybody was really moved at the facility.

The Toast

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They were really moved. Yeah. They're kind of like still talking about it. No, they're actually not still talking about it. I'm not going to say that anymore because I don't want you guys to think I was exaggerating. You don't want to take away from like your real truths. When they are still talking about it. And they are still talking about my solo from 13, the musical. Yeah. Right.

The Toast

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And we're talking about it again because it was posted on Toastgram and it kind of took the internet by storm.

The Toast

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Yeah. Yeah. Just like fun fact about me. I'm a star.

The Toast

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Yeah, Olivia is cooking me dinner tonight for my birthday. I thought you were going to say Olivia heard what we said about her on the toast and is mad. Oh, so far, no. I was actually wondering. I know she hates when we bring up 25 packs of gum. We never let her live it down. If we were reopening the case on it, there are a couple of things. The case has gone cold on what the truth is.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And I think as you grow up, you hope that, of course, your best friend slash partner in crime slash business partner slash sister would sing you a happy birthday with her beautiful voice. Is that something you hope for, you think?

The Toast

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of something that happened when we were kids. Of course, you know, the other one. Brian. Yeah. I don't know if we told that. I'm not going to tell that story because it's like, it seriously will cause a chasm schism. Please tell it. Jackie, it's funnier.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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She hates it so much. We have, I don't give a fuck. Like, sorry, Olivia is going to need to suffer for the entertainment value of this podcast.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Should I just like, we're texting. Should I just text her? Can I tell Brian's story?

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Yeah, it's like an OG family story that Jackie and Olivia, to their graves, disagree on. Jackie claims that Olivia said something really corny and cringy once. And Jackie, to her grave, seriously, she believes in her soul that Olivia said it. Olivia's like, I have no idea what you're talking about. Stop slandering my good name. It's mine alone to disgrace.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And never the twain shall agree or even meet in the middle. And then we obviously, we talk about it every year. It comes up all the time. It comes up all the time, and she will not admit. Yeah.

The Toast

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I just, I know she knows. Should we just say it, and if she says no, we'll cut it out? Because she won't say no. No. You don't understand, like, this story runs so deep. It is like, it could break us. Jackie, please. It could break us. Like, we literally don't disagree on anything, like, as sisters, except for this. Yeah, like, just who is accurately remembering that night.

The Toast

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And who's known for their accurate memory? The thing is.

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And who's known for telling a tall tale. I'm not just saying this because I want to blow smoke up your ass and get you to say the story. But I definitely believe you. Thank you. Because you know what? It's kind of my. It's Olivia's version of stepping off into a new land. Jackie basically will remind you of something corny you said because she never fucking forgets anything.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Yes, because I think there's been a lot of fanfare for your voice.

The Toast

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And like you deny it till you die because you don't want that sort of stain on your record. But.

The Toast

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But are you denying it? Are you knowing that you're lying?

The Toast

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So in that sense, like maybe Olivia really doesn't believe that she said it. Maybe something will happen to her in her life in the next 10, 20, 30 years that will remind her of the time she said that thing.

The Toast

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And I'm always your number one fan. That's so true. As a nation, we've truly never been more divided. And you would never know it if you went to the comments section of our Instagram. People were just kind of fawning over my vocals. I feel like I reminded these bitches, like, yeah, I sing on the podcast, but I'm usually not giving it 100%. I'm not really trying.

The Toast

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Got it. Well, speaking also of our sisters, dear Satch is here. I know. It's so nice that she came down to celebrate your birthday with you. She did. It's been such a pleasure having here, like uninterrupted counselor time. That's huge. It's huge. The campers are thriving.

The Toast

A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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How many times has she read The Camper, The Counselor to your family? Zero.

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Zero. She did arrive just at bedtime last night, and so she had to read whatever they had already chosen because they weren't going to stand for that. So, of course, she got roped into Sandman.

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A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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I have such a hate for this book that Jackie's boys are obsessed with. Seriously, when they ask me to read it, I will turn the page, and unbeknownst to them, I will turn about six pages. Anything to get through this book. It's so long and boring and bad.

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A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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So we love the little golden books. Um, they come like, there's a million of them on a million subjects. And so they have some Spider-Man ones and they also have like just every subject. And like, some of them are like really cute, concise, like good stories. I don't hate the whole series. Some of them are like really bad and dreadful. So like, obviously the Sandman one isn't good. Um,

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A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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And then there are a couple that I think are too advanced, like a little scary, like not right for kids yet.

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A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Sandman is so bad and boring. Like, I seriously, I could get through that book in 10 seconds the way I read it.

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A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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Yeah, that's not a good one. Honestly, the Spidey storylines for Spidey and His Amazing Friends, like the gross incompetence of the three. Like, I guess they are like eight-year-olds. No, it's so true. But it's just kind of like, it's not believable. You're literally Martha Stewart. Incompetence. No, like, they're seriously incompetent.

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A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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I like how she asks as if she doesn't know the exact story we're talking about. Okay, I said yes. Can I tell it? I'm telling you she's going to say yes.

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A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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I feel like we can safely start. I don't know, Turdy. I don't want to start something. She's cooking me dinner for my birthday. But she's going to spit in it. Now's not the time to piss her off. Yeah, it's so true. What's she making? Well, that's what she had texted me asking what I wanted. That's what I was going to say. And I don't even know. Maybe bolognese.

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A Ballot Worth Casting: Wednesday, November 6th, 2024

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She makes such a good bolognese. What would you ask for? Well, the last time I went over, I did ask for bolognese and she made it for me. That's, I think, her best dish.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So the funny thing is, is that like the really the only episode that focused on the really heinous like physical abuse, starving, tying up her kids, leaving them out in the sun in Utah in the middle of the desert for days on end. No food like that. That was in the third episode.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Well, because I think that like she just has a team of people. That's how I felt about when they made their own candles out of the beeswax, which is very like TikTok. Like I actually, I could, before watching the episode, I know how to make,

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, I feel like what bothered me, like the only real critique I have of the show, because yes, it's unstructured and it's like, who is this for? What are we learning? But at the end of the day, I think it's really meant to be like Par-G aesthetic. And if you don't look too much into it, like it's a beautiful woman in a beautiful home doing beautiful things.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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But I remember when we announced the show and it was like every episode is a guest. You and I were like, oh, like I hate guests. And I do hate guests. And I have to say that guest that I saw, her makeup artist, Daniel, was a particularly low point. And it was the first episode. Like, I don't know if that was the best call.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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But the first two episodes, they have the two older kids talking about life growing up on a family channel and how it made her really crazy. And she was like abusive light, you know, like yelling a lot and hitting the kids, but not even close to what she ended up doing to the younger kids once the older kids moved out of the house.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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But I think that the guests are necessary because anytime Megan was on screen alone, she's not a host. She's an actress. She's used to having. lines written for her and that's her skill. So I felt like she was looking down at her hands a lot. She wasn't making eye contact a lot. Like she wasn't hosting super well. So having that person to bounce off of was great.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I just wish that they had had a little bit more like real conversations. It felt like every person from the clips I've seen in the Mindy episode and then the episode I saw with Daniel was like, told to come on and share nice things about Megan. Like, remember when we first worked together and you didn't have a publicist? Oh, you were so humble. And then you got me coffee from room service.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Like everyone's like say something that makes Megan look nice. Megan look Hamish. Megan look down to earth. Megan look like. And so it just wasn't giving real conversation.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like two ways because I feel like the show is getting like really unfairly criticized, even though I'm sitting here criticizing it like because that's what I do. I think people are making like a lot of like overarching like generalizations about the show when it's supposed to be just like not that serious.

The Toast

With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Oh, that cake she made with Daniel was pargy.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So it made it seem like... But she couldn't have gotten to that place without... Without the family channel? Being a family channel. And also, like you just talked about... It was nice to hear from like grown up kids what it was like to grow up like with a camera in your face. And they had so much footage, Jackie. I guess the family turned over like all the hard drives.

The Toast

With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No, the thing is, if you're going to carry a show like about homemaking and family and it's just you, like you have to share.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No, just Ladybug, Ladybird. Now, the reviews in terms of like... are split because either you like her or you don't like her. But the reviews in terms of like media, like writing like people who write like TV show and film critic reviews have been really scathing, which I found to be so shocking. You've definitely felt like this shift in how the media works writes about Meghan in the last year.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I feel like for a while it was like Meghan can do no wrong, queen, queen, queen. And now it's like she's being, I think, overly criticized.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No, American culture and media was very protective of her.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No, I know. Like the clip of her saying that her outfit was high-low because her pants were Zara, her sweater is Laura Piano. I found that, first of all, fascinating. I thought that was the most chic outfit and everybody being like, well, who cooks with a sweater on their neck? Someone who's on TV.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So she's like, this is all footage that was left on the cutting room floor. So she's like, thumbnail, smile. And she's like, if you don't smile. Like she's fucking crazy. I'm like, you see all that. That was most of the footage. Just her like... not getting what she needs from people and like threatening them.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So, like, it's just, I agree completely. So much of the criticism is so unwarranted and so random when there wasn't, like, there was a period where, like, she could do no wrong. So, like, I really am so curious, like, what caused that shift in how the media talks about her. Like, that variety of... review from like the critic was scathing. Like really, like the person who wrote it hates her.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Now I'm not someone like who thinks- And then that Vanity Fair, that piece that kind of went a little bit under the radar, but that big sort of expose about them- The divorce book. Right. Yeah. And the podcast for psychotic men.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, no, it is really weird. And so us to like- Oh, now finally I have her back when everybody hates her. It's Blake Lively. It's Blake Lively. No, really, because it does make you really, it makes somebody sympathetic when they're, there's no reason that this show is being as criticized as it is.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And she like accidentally bumped them at a party and didn't say sorry. And now he's like enacting his revenge.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No, it does feel like there's a switch you flip.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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It happened after the book, after the documentary.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah. But the book was, it was well received in the sense that like, at least he said stuff, you know, like it made news. Like I appreciated that even though he is my nemesis, like I seriously can't stand him. And I, when I'm talking about her, I'm never talking about him. Like I hate him. I don't even

The Toast

With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And the funny thing is, is that I guess like if you were following her family channel, eight passengers, that was the name because they had six kids. You kind of knew that she was an abuser, which is so crazy because one time she was just a family channel, family channel, all fun, fun, fun, fun, la la la. Until she shared and she thought it was fine because she's so crazy.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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think the book was so negatively but it was the first time people were legitimately criticizing them and then maybe it's like a slippery slope I don't know I do and now here we are saying her pasta stupid and that her charcuterie board is stolen from Pinterest yeah I do and but I don't mind if she got it from Pinterest just say that just be like I find the cutest stuff on it's so relatable these are things that I use every day that I found Pinterest this year things I tried and I didn't like these are things I want to try let's try it together just like

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So relatable if she had said like, no, doom scrolling on Pinterest while Harry sleeps and watches Duolingo, you know?

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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She should open up. By the way, and I know we say this, like she should open up more, but look what happens when she does. Like she literally made a TV show and like if I'm her, I'm sharing less now. People are so mean.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yes. Does she share at any point in the future how she makes her jam? Yes. Okay, good. Because like when they were making the jam cake and she's like, yeah, I made this. I thought it would have been great to like cut to a pre-made clip of her jam recipe.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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She just like has- But the garden that they film at.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Celestial seasonings. These offerings at the grocery store are good enough for me.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I was gonna say ballerina farm.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Well, honestly, that gift shop is fabulous and people in America don't know about it and don't shop it. So if Megan's like ideas to bring that to the States, like that's a party business idea.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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She shared that like they punished their oldest son by taking his bedroom away for seven months that he slept on a beanbag in the basement. And people were like,

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So classic. You are Miss Patricia in the making.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Only the elk of Patricia can get us here to this conclusion. I'm probably not going to watch more. And I don't think that's a testament to the show being bad. It's just a testament to like, I find cooking shows. I don't cook. I didn't realize until I sat down to watch. I was like, wait, I literally don't want to be watching this. Like, I don't like cooking shows.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Correct, but you know my ass would. And if they redid Suits or something, she should definitely go back into acting.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I feel like, I mean, Netflix is invested in as ever. Like, I actually think there's more to be done here. Contractually.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And was the concept that every guest comes in is also staying at her house?

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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like not a normal punishment and people are like this is kind of borderline abuse and so that if you were following like you were really on to it but even just the level before the abuse like that they were talking about their kids online like chad the older son like had some behavioral issues and he got expelled from school and she's like talking about him being expelled and what their plans are it's like can your kid like go through a moment by himself yeah can he rebel and grow up in peace

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Wait. The one thing that I didn't see anybody talking about is I've never seen handwriting like that in my life.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Whoever's hand, that handwriting, she should make stationery. Like it's beautiful.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, no, I didn't. I actually don't think it was fake. Like it's really on brand for her to have like a Par-G signature. But I've never, it's like, it's perfectly straight too. Without, she's writing like without lines. She's writing on like these little, and it's totally straight.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And by the way, always good to put in case your guests have allergic to nuts.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I would have all the walls in my house be like chalkboard or Expo marker walls.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So I would just like whiteboard the shit out of my house.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And it's kind of making me want to say leave Megan alone.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Oh, and I love that she put the boiling water like from the kettle. Like who has time to boil water? Love that.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I'm pretty sure it is like the best place on earth to live. It's, I would say LA's version of the Hamptons.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Okay. It's like people have their second homes there, but then like when you're really wealthy, you just like live there.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, but by the way, you should take a trip. I follow this girl. No, I'll never come back. So I follow this girl. I think you know her, too. She's the one who coined the term coastal grandmother. She, like, made it up, and she, like, lives the Nancy Meyers lifestyle.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I think she, like, lives in L.A., somewhere near there, but she's always taking trips to, like, Montecito, Santa Barbara, and she does these, like, big trip itineraries. You should follow them. She's so you. She wears, like, linen pants. Like, she's so... She's so Patricia, the elk of Patricia.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No, she's not Patricia because she doesn't do like crazy wallpapers. It's all very muted, but it's all very elegant. Um, and she just had a baby too. And she's like always making just like cheese boards or whatever. And it's very Nancy Meyers. Like, I think that's her aesthetic, but she does great itineraries. Her name is Lex. Um, I think you would like her.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And if you do ever do a trip, she does like all, there are a lot of party places you could visit around LA, like Sonoma. So she's like, here's my Sonoma rec, but she's always going to Santa Barbara and Montecito, which I don't know if those are two different places.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah. Right. Like East Hampton and South Hampton.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, that's like their thing. Oprah saw the chickens.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I could see Megan not eating meat. Let me say this. It was enjoyable to just watch a beautiful woman. Like, she is really exceptional looking.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So I'll talk about it in the TV recap. Just my brief thoughts on the matter. I also watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It was a big TV night for me last night.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No, like the takeaway here, obsessive indicating like more than I ever thought I could be.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Now, probably one of my major flaws is that I'm a Jax Taylor apologist. So you're going to hear some of my Jax Taylor apologist energy come through. I've seen people be like really not sympathetic, being like, no, the sky is also blue. Like Jax does cocaine and like, duh. And yes, if you've been watching the show, monitoring his behavior, like,

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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It was clear there were moments where they were doing drugs, at least for me. I didn't think of it so much as an addiction. I was just like, they're young Hollywood kids and they're doing drugs. And, you know, a lot of them have spoken about how in the very beginning they were like doing a lot of Adderall. Like, I don't know.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I didn't think of it as like a real issue, but it did seem like everybody sort of grew out of that behavior, started having kids like you have that party era of your life. And it felt like Jax didn't. give up on it like others did. And that was maybe part of the reason why him and Britney broke up. So I have sympathy for him.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I think people don't, they just like see him as this villain and they don't care, but 83 days is huge.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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That's how I feel about the toast.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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That's a really good point. And did you see Britney's statement on her Instagram stories? I think people, she was probably getting a lot of reception being like, well, look, he's changing. She's like, listen, I've been on this roller coaster. This is not, you know, new to me. It's too late for her. Yeah, and I agree.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I don't even think, let's say he turned his whole life around and he became this amazing guy. I don't think these two should get back together ever.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Agreed, because in order to get to that place, you have to put up with so much shit.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I saw this. To my doppelganger.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Welcome back to The Chose and happy Wednesday. Hope everybody's having a gargy-pargy hump day. Speaking of somebody I'd love to hump, but who would never let me get that close to her.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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January. So they're only now sharing that they're married? Yeah. That's cute. I like that.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And she's having a real moment, Gabby Wendy.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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She's popping off her on social media. They love her on the Traders. I think for a lot of people, because she was on, like, a relatively unpopular season of The Bachelor. Like, it was post-Bachelor fame. So she's from The Bachelor, yeah. But I feel like most people know her, like, from social media and now The Traders.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I don't think so. I think she was just like a regular contestant, you know? Yeah. And then once she like got off the show, I think –

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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started to show her personality more and I think that people were really receptive to it on her podcast so it only encouraged her even more to like lean into her kind of weird or quirkier side and people love it and I agree I love the moment that she's having just like for truly being herself because she's kind of weird like yeah and I love that you know at the height of her fame what does she decide to do marry her girlfriend who loved her before everybody else did you know I just I love the story and you're right them being 35 like they'll be together forever yeah

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And I think they've been dating now for like two years. So it's a legit thing.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So I'm happy for her. I really like her. She's very funny.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I would tune in just to see Robin Dixon. I told you about that viral tweet, right? No.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Oh, my God, yes, I did. I'm, like, having deja vu. Whatever. When they announced the Traitors cast, like, months ago, people who watch Traitors who don't watch Bravo, like, you don't know who half the people are. Same, like, we watch Bravo, but I don't know who any of these Survivor castmates are.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So one of the people who watches, like, Big Brother and Survivor was, like, doing tweets about all the different castmates, and they put up a picture of Robin Dixon. They were like, I don't know who this woman is, but I just know she's, like, going to be the most slay traitorous.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Sir, there was a traitor laying in her bed for 10 years and she didn't know. She's not going to sniff out anyone. It was really funny. So I would love to know how Robin fared on traitors. That's why I would tune in. That's really funny. Yeah, for the Robin Dixon of it all.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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It's always nice when satch is on your side.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It was giving swirly smart list.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I'm surprised someone had this idea. Because she's really made for reality TV.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yes, that was like a weird thing about the smart list. Extremely. Compared to that. We gotta get Shannon on there. Shannon should open for her. Shannon should open for her. Honestly.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I'm sorry, I just wanna say, if you're listening as an audio and you hear like a little bit of like a humming, I'm sorry, I need to turn my fan on. It's a thousand degrees in here and I'm carrying a child. So like, please don't complain.

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I didn't even watch the show. I don't even know like what the tea is, but I know that Shannon would do it. Like, I think that she would like to close the circle. I feel like Kristen wouldn't. And that sucks.

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No, this is like really, I kind of want to give it like a Toasty Lions award. It's really firing on all cylinders.

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Because it brings her back to reality TV, which people loved. It's a great win for E because they can't seem to get anything right. It's huge for podcasting. It's just, it's really brilliant. Yes.

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I also watched the first episode.

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She's the common denominator. She's had multiple successful reality TV shows. It's her.

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Because, yeah, but she's also, like, a shit-stirring, like, personality hire. Like, she doesn't need to be in the kitchen. Like, she could be doing that while out having cocktails with Justin. That's more interesting. But she could do the shit-talking personality while cooking. Not everything needs to be a cooking show, Jackie.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yes, but I just think Kristen's, like the best version of a Kristen show is not her in the kitchen. But I'm sure it would be good. I think everything, she's just got it. She's got the star quality. She does. So I think that this will be very good. I also love to see, I love podcast content. I didn't even think about us.

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Selfishly, I find what other people with podcasts do and how they work and travel. I find that really interesting.

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What size venues is she selling out? What is the context of the show? You know, we just spent like the last year putting together a live show. It's very hard. And I haven't been to a lot of other people's live shows. So I don't know what goes on there. So I'm looking forward to finding out some industry secrets.

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Okay, let's see. Raise your hand if you care.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No, Kyla? Kyla. Tyga is kind of like a nepo boyfriend. He is always like punching above his, what's the phrase? Weight class? Yeah. Yeah. Like he's always like dating better looking, more successful, more famous women than him. And they bring him up. He very much subscribes to the ideology of rising tides, rise all shides. Yes. He dated Kylie. He dated Avril Lavigne.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Well, of course, but that's not really who I was referring to. Tyga dated, yeah, Avril Lavigne.

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I knew I wasn't just making that up.

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So they dated, oh my God, totally.

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March, April, May, June for four months in 2023. Good times. He also dated Cameron Swanson. I don't know her, an influencer and fashion designer. Aren't we all? Bella Porch. Tyga dated Bella Porch, the TikTok girl.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Big TV day. It's giving TV dinner.

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I just, I feel like I would have known about that.

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And it says that he was 30 and she was 19.

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Yucky. Oh, Tammy Hembrough, classic. Iggy Azalea, Kylie Jenner. So let me tell you, he does quite well for himself.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Jackie. Guess who he dated for a year in 2007. We're cheetah girls, cheetah sisters. From 3LW, Keeley Williams.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No, no. That would have been so crazy. Cute. No, he has good taste. I know. Am I crazy? Like, how does he keep pulling these women? He's, like, not that cute, in my opinion.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Oh, I guess like he is kind of a Pete Davidson, but Pete Davidson is really successful in his job. And that makes you more attractive. Like when you're at the top of the game in whatever field it is that you do. I mean, I think maybe at a time Tyga was rock, rock city, bitch, rock, rock city, bitch.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Like I think for a point he was, I don't know if he's currently like still the hit maker he once was.

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Maybe he's like hysterical or something.

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So I forgot, who's he dating? Madeline Petsch. That's really random. I thought she was dating that guy like forever. I thought they never broke up.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Oh, we forget nothing. She don't know. Elephants never forget.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Back to our roots. And then what else is going on in the world besides like TV?

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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There's literally a picture of them on a red carpet. I'm dying. She looks like so Cheryl Blossom in the photo because it's from 2014. She's so Cheryl Blossom. She's so random. She is. And this couple's really random.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah. And they're like, you know, she's your doppelganger. So they're kind of like you and Zach coded.

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But that first season of Riverdale, like if you were alive to experience it, you remember the tectonic plates of the universe shifted in that moment. Like we were all watching this one show on the CW and it was probably one of the best singular seasons of television in the last 20 years.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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besides like what are the stories oh the story's actually really good but the common denominator is reality tv stars in one way or another oh oh my god i actually had like a really hard day on the internet yesterday because i'm sure we're going to talk about jax taylor um and his big revelation on the bravo podcast but everybody just like i kept seeing tweets and tiktoks about jax and i'm like my sister's addicted to cocaine that's hard for you that they were talking about me

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Like, I forget what the big twist was at the end, but it was something about Cheryl and Jason Blossom. Like when you figured out like what it was, like who killed Jason or whatever. Not that we remember. No, I don't. But I remember being like, that's one of the greatest twists I've ever seen.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No, that was like much later on when the show got stupid. Yeah, the dad had like an evil twin.

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Oh, we don't know. I thought you were going to say.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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We don't know. Like, yeah, she's so confusing. I thought what you were going to say is like, you don't want to talk about this. You don't want anyone to question your marriage. But we all last season had to deal with you doing the music video, you bringing Morgan around. Morgan's on camera. Morgan's at the party. Morgan's here. Morgan's there. And now we can't talk about any of that.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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I am also just like really losing interest. Like I don't care anymore. When they got divorced, I thought it was really crazy. I'm like, oh, I wonder what happened. And then the Morgan thing, I'm like, okay, this is getting like interesting. I officially like don't care. Even when I saw the pictures of Mauricio, they wanted us to be like, okay. I literally didn't care.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And to be honest, I don't even think it was staged. I think, like, it's Mykonos in the summer. There was definitely, like, some Bravo gay in the airport being like, that's Mauricio, and took a picture. Like, it's not that deep.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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But no, it appeared to have been like a homemade video. And then like a TMZ or somebody buys it and then they get the photo credit for it. Hold on. Not like splash... Or then the person who took it sells it to Splash.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Okay. Or yes, one of their photographers happened to be at the airport.

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She has no leg to stand on. And that's why she's not visibly angry because she knows she can't be, but she might feel that way just like, because she does.

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No, no, I was like doing a double take. I'm like, why are they talking about my sister like that? Like, excuse me, keep my sister's name out your fucking mouth.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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No, Maurizio's done nothing wrong.

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No, I don't even know if I want them to.

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Yeah, she's just, like, asking everyone to stop. Stop what?

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Now, another take I had on the episode was that I loved, you know, all the women getting together at this event. But, like, throwing fashion shows is just... So OC season one. Thank you. It's, like, the lowest bar of Real Housewives entertainment. And I think as far as they go, like, Sutton's was really nice. You know, they had, like, a full red carpet. But, like, I can't watch that.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Like, I really can't. It's hard to watch. It is. And Kathy made it bearable when she, like, literally walked to the back. Because she obviously thought this was, like, some low-budget loser-ass production. Being like, would you like to have Dorit MC? Yeah.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And then walking back out and not realizing the show started and not realizing that she was on the runway because the runway was like this small slab of concrete because it was a pool. So I actually understood Kathy's confusion.

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That's actually a good point. When she's leaving the backstage and she's limping.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Hysterical. Oh, and we did finally get, not even finally, because we were saying a couple of weeks ago, we hope we see the final result of Erica's house. And we did. And I have to say, I thought it looked so good except that hallway.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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That hallway, like when she leads to the bedroom and then they make that big blue.

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What the hell? Yeah, that was terrible.

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Like I was shocked. It was like somebody designed the whole house and then somebody else designed that hallway. Like I thought it was so random and weird.

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And I think her mom is so beautiful. Like I just, I loved, she oddly had like, I guess like the most uninteresting storyline that episode, but cause it's like your mom comes to visit and you're redecorating your house to me. That's like the lowest bar of housewives entertainment.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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We just spent three episodes at Sutton's childhood home. And like, I could not have cared less about her and her mother.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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But this was really beautiful.

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Oh, oh, I never made the distinction until yesterday.

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But other than that, it was a relatively non-starter episode.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Every time she talks, I like her even more.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Now, the other thing I watched was the Ruby Frankie documentary. Now, I explained a little bit at the top of the episode, but I just want to tell you, like, what my takeaways were. And, like, I have to tell you about this husband, okay? Okay. Because basically the first two episodes are just, like, she has six kids. And the older two are on the documentary in addition to the dad.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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The younger two – the younger four, actually, are – Nameless, faceless. They do a really good job of protecting because their custody battle is still actively ongoing.

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Ruby Frank and her business partner, Jodi, who both were the abusers, are both serving up to 30 years in prison.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So basically what happens is they take you through this journey. She was a mommy vlogger for a really long time, at first making a lot of money. And then the big scandal happens where she says, my son's been sleeping on a beanbag for seven months. And she kind of loses a lot of her revenue, a lot of her viewership. Things turn really dark. And so they then become a different type of channel.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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They turn their name from Eight Passengers, which is like Family Van, to Moms of Truth. And it gets dark. She meets this woman, Jodi, who does religious conventions and therapy. And she's a psychologist who lost her license. And this woman, Jodi, infiltrates the family. She eventually moves in with the family.

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And she's brought in to work with the older son, Chad, who's having a lot of behavioral issues. He got expelled. And she ends up really indoctrinating the members of the family into some sort of cult. Connections is her company name. And she holds these seminars. And They're all really buying it, especially the mom. So much so that the mom and Jodi get really close.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And they say that they... The oldest daughter was like, I believe that they were sleeping together. Jodi used to sleep... I mean, Ruby used to sleep in the business partner's bed every night. The mom used to sleep in the business partner's bed. Because she would have these religious exorcisms. And then Jodi very slowly got Ruby to leave her husband. So the husband's in the documentary and...

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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the abuse that she's gone to prison for occurs over the period of 10 months at the very end of this whole saga. And it's to the two youngest kids.

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And the husband is not in the picture. So basically right before this crazy abuse starts, Jodi has really infiltrated the mom. And the mom says to the husband, you know, for the sake of our marriage, and they're very religious Mormons. So getting divorced is like not really an option, but she's clearly as a lesbian lover and they have plans and they need the dad out of the house.

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Maybe today's the day, though, that you do decide to announce it.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So she says, dad, Kevin, whatever the husband's name is, For the sake of our marriage, we need a separation. You need to move out. You need to go completely no contact with me and all the kids. So this guy sees this freak move into his house. Things are getting really weird. The mom's acting crazy. And now he's being told to leave.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Now a dad with even the smallest intuition would say, fuck no, right? There's something weird going on in this house. I'm not leaving. What does this man do? He leaves. He gets an apartment. He blocks all of his children's phone numbers because some of the older kids are like starting to see that this is weird and like going to their dad for help. And he literally will not respond to them. Okay.

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And for like 10 months, he lives in this apartment, just like doing what Ruby said, which was not talking to anyone. He's like a hermit. And during those 10 months, she has four kids left.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Kids three and four go to like live with a friend and kids five and six live with the mom, Ruby, Jodi, the crazy religious psychologist friend at her house four hours away in this like really deserted part of Utah. Okay. And what goes on in those 10 months is like some of the most horrific shit you can ever imagine. And they only know because the little boy escapes and they have the ring footage.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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It's actually so heartbreaking. He walks up and you could see he's emaciated. Like you could see only bones. He walks up to the house, rings the doorbell. Nobody answers. He's at the neighbor's house. Nobody answers. And he walks away and thank God somebody, he was like an older guy. He took a while to get to the door. He's like, what's up?

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And the guy's like, the kid's like, can you do me a favor? And the old man's like, well, it depends what it is. He was like, will you take me to the police station? And then the old man comes out of the house and he sees this kid weighs seriously five pounds. He has duct tape on his ankles and wrists. His ankles and wrists are also like bleeding and

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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and he sits him down him and his wife like give him a snack and pretzels and water and they call the police and they have the the phone call to the police and the guy's like this kid just showed up at my house and oh my god this old man starts crying on the phone like just based on what he's seeing like it was so upsetting he was like this kid's emaciated so the police then go to jody's house

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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They knock down the door. They got to find the other two kids. They don't realize the other two kids have been sent to live with a friend. Okay. But there's other one kid. Their other daughter. Yes. And this house is huge. And she's got like this huge basement with a safe room. And it's really fucking weird. So they find the other daughter. She's like shaking, sitting in a dark closet.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Her head has been shaved. She's emaciated. She has, you know, a rope burn all around her ankles and her wrists. Like the same exact thing. And they... They can't find the other two kids, but there's this like big safe in the basement. Like it's a vault door. And Ruby's like, I don't know the code. Sorry. And the police officer just guests one, two, three, four, five, six. And it opens. Okay.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And I thought the other two kids were going to be in there and I was so glad that they weren't. But it was clearly like their torture chamber. There was like these Tupperwares full of cayenne and water that like they would throw on the kids wounds like really fucking evil shit.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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For you, it's a with love Wednesday. For me, it's a woman-hating Wednesday. And that woman- How is this woman-hating Wednesday different from all other woman-hating Wednesdays? I'm so glad you asked. I met a new woman to hate. Last night, her name is Ruby Frankie. Obviously, like I've heard about the saga on social media. I had no idea like what it was really about.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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uh i believe they were like 10 and 11 or 12 and 13 yeah 12 to 13 so all of this the kids get taken to the police ruby they're looking for ruby jody gets arrested and they call the dad oh actually no i'm sorry ruby calls the dad and is like well you want me back here's your chance go pick up our kids at the police station bring them back

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So this idiot is following orders, goes to the police station. The police are like, do you know what's been going on with your kids? He's like, no, I haven't seen them in 11 months. The police is like, you haven't seen your kids in 11 months? He's like, yeah, no, we're separated. And he's like, well, your kid went and rang the neighbor's doorbell. He's emaciated.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And this guy, who's been so dumb the whole documentary, you want to punch him in the face. But he's a smart guy. He has a job. I think he went to college. He got a PhD. What's emaciated mean? Like real fucking moron. And he still does not believe anything. He's like, well, they hate us because we're different and we're moral and religious.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Okay, also you just reminded me of something.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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He ends up like seeing the light at way past the 11th hour. And you just want to fucking slap him because he should be in jail too. Like he knew what was going on in that house and he like –

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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left um but now i was like the only thing the documentary didn't tell us is like what happened to the kids where do they live because the mom and jody both went to prison the dad is free but who is taking care of those two kids who actually there's four kids left but especially the younger ones so it's all in family court and it's all like sealed records yeah um but a report is that the dad is filing for custody like seriously i i

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Once. You just put the emphasis on... The wrong syllable. Yeah, you said TV.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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don't know what a better alternative is, but please, if those kids end up with that idiotic dad, I'll die. He was, you wanted to shake the screen. And I know the whole documentary is about Ruby and she's really fucking evil.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Oh my God, him. And so the oldest daughter is like an advocate now. She's trying to bring that California law to Utah. She wrote a book that was really well received, The House of My Mother. And the older kids didn't even really experience that abuse because it was really like that 10. But she was like, like I said, abusive light mother up until that point with the crazy.

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And it was all started from the family channel.

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Because they liked it at first. They were making a lot of money. And especially the kid. He became really popular with girls. But it very quickly turned really dark. Before it even got abusive. It's just no way to live. A camera in your face every fucking second. You can't enjoy anything. Kids go through things like... embarrassing things, all of it splayed out on the internet.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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That wasn't the point of the documentary, because obviously the abuse took over, but it's such a conversation worth having. It really made me see, and I think a lot of people come to family channels, I think Ruby did fairly innocently.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And everybody knows it's TV, right? Of course. I was being silly. Oh, okay. Because when people say TV, I'm like... TV. Did you just say? TV.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Right, where like each kid is a character.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Jackie, they got paid $10 when they were in a video. She was making at one point $100,000 a month from YouTube.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, evil. And her ugly face, every time she was smiling with that big gummy smile, I wanted to fucking smack her. She's really evil, and I love that the courts did their thing, you know? Yeah, okay, well, I feel sick, thanks. Yeah, no, I wouldn't recommend you watch it.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And it was a good documentary, though, and I'm glad that I watched it because there was like, she was being spoken about so much online, and I knew very little.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah. Really crazy stuff.

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your pit of the day. And that's our show, you guys. Make sure to come back tomorrow. We've got Summer House Recap.

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All the places where you can visit the podcast find us at Toast on Monday Morning Show. We have a beautiful setting and we can lay down. There we are.

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Yeah. It's just the way it's done here in America.

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And if you don't like it, you could scram.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Oh, I saw that clip. It's funny how clips have gone viral. And the episode with the most clippable moments is the Mindy Kaling one.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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she has so much personality and it was kind of it like highlighted a little bit like the lack yeah of humor from Megan but that episode was really enjoyable because Mindy was just like bringing so much I mean I implore you Mindy is us just Indian like she grew up like obsessed with movies obsessed with celebrities it's like all she ever wanted to be she like was chubby most of her life like just not not by choice like she just but she was in the mind of a thin girl like

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Shaggy, Shaggy, she's so us and she loves Judaism. Like she has a million jokes like in all of her shows about like Jews and there's Jewish characters. But I think she also like participates in a lot of Jewish culture. She like celebrates Rosh Hashanah too. I saw that on her Instagram once. So she's so us coded. I implore you to watch The Mindy Project.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Right, right. That's the fair critique. I only watched one episode and I think overall we'll get into it, but it was like fine. The second I put it on, I started to remember that like, I find shows like this boring. Like every time Ben puts on a cooking show, yeah, every time Ben puts on any cooking show, I'm like, oh, this is fun. And then 20 minutes later, I'm asleep.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Like I was just watching the Magnolia show and like I was tired and bored. So while I'm excited that the project is finally here, I feel like I overhyped it a little bit in terms of how much I could actually watch in one sitting. You can't binge cooking shows.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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And holy shit, I watched her documentary last night. Shout out to Hulu for making three normal length episodes and teaching me everything that I could watch in one night. Like, I appreciate that. Like Ashley Madison. Correct. Oh, my God. It was so upsetting. I actually don't even think I would recommend you to watch it.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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So should we just dive in since we're already there?

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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Yeah, and you cut it short. It's the Fast Five stories.

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What about the, what are the Fast Five stories? Like, what kind of stories? They're the ones you need to know.

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Yeah, I thought we were, like, permanently incorporating that.

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Okay, well, work on it. Work on it after hours. Today's episode is brought to you by Wayfair. And I actually placed a Wayfair order this morning. I'm in like the era of nesting where I'm just throwing everything away and I want new things, especially because Romeo peed on my carpet yesterday, so I bought a new- Well, that'll do it. Zarin rug, Jill Zarin for Wayfair.

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Like if you're looking for a rug or whatever it is, you can find like the fanciest of the fancies to the most affordable. So whatever mood you're in, if you're in the mood to splurge or you're in the mood to, you know.

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budget a little bit Wayfair's got you covered there's something for every style every home and no matter your space or your budget Wayfair makes it easy to tackle any project with endless inspiration whether you need a light refresh or an organizational overhaul their delivery is free and easy and it is the best delivery in the furniture game like I'm used to waiting six months for something Wayfair no my carpet's getting here on Saturday I ordered it this morning

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They have great deals and you just, like if you're not shopping on Wayfair, like your home sucks, sorry. Head to Wayfair.com, find something that's just your style today. That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R.com, Wayfair. Every style, every home. Today's episode is also brought to you by Quince. Who doesn't love the good things in life? You know, we enjoy a little luxury, Jackie and I, very quietly.

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With Love Wednesday: Wednesday, March 5th, 2025

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We're very quiet, luxurious people. But it doesn't mean you always want to splurge. And that's where Quince comes in. Quince is now our go-to for luxury essentials, but at an affordable price. So, Quinn's is a fabulous place to shop for clothes, for loungewear. They offer a range of high-quality items, but at prices within reach.

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So, for example, some of the products they sell are like Mongolian cashmere sweaters, and they start at just $50. They have washable silk tops and dresses. They have organic cotton sweaters, 14-karat gold jewelry. The best part is that Quinn's items are priced 50% to 80% less than similar brands.

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Although now I'm thinking a lot of things about like children on the Internet, family channels that I think you probably have a lot of interesting thoughts on, too. But I fucking hate this bitch and her ugly, bald, fat, stupid husband.

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By partnering directly with top factories, Quinn's is able to cut out the cost of the middleman and then they pass the savings on to you, the customer. So you're getting like parjalicious things that are on par with other fancy brands, but you're paying way less than people who didn't shop at Quinn's.

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They only work with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices, which we love, and premium fabrics and finishes. Everything I've ever bought from Quinn's has really withstood the test of time. I have parjy cardigans and none of it that fits me right now, but I'm trying not to be negative. I have great trousers, Mongolian cashmere sweaters.

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Everything I get is really stylish, really classic. I'm great if you're building like a capsule wardrobe. And I paid less than if I bought it somewhere else. So give yourself the luxury that you deserve with Quince and go to quince.com slash toast for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash toast. You'll get free shipping and 365 day returns.

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Now, tell me if – this was my assessment based on one episode. And tell me if you agree or if it changes at all. Because I saw the show being like heavily criticized on social media for little things. Like the recipe is not being inspired enough and she's not filming in her own house. It's a set – And to be honest, like none of that really bothered me.

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I understand a lot of people have sets like for cooking shows. They don't necessarily tell the audience. So that's like Megan being transparent. The only thing I wish that she had done, which was like not focused so much on like homeware projects and homemaking projects, because she's making all these things for her guest room. And then we don't see them in her guest room.

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She just like packs them up and it's like, I'm taking them home to the guest room. So that was, like, a little annoying because I would have loved to have seen – like, I actually find that more interesting than cooking, like, how you decorate your house. So, like, I would love to see the bath salts in the tub and the nightstand snacks.

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So the fact that, like, we only saw her making bags for the nightstand, not, like, displaying them was a little silly. She should just – if she's not going to film in her own house, which, to be honest, I have no issue with people criticizing that. Like, she's entitled to, like, have a place of work. Like, it doesn't bother me.

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I just wish then that she didn't do homemaking things or give us a fake –

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And, like, Megan thinks that... Then she also has a second set, right? It's, like, the craft room where they were making the candles. That's not the kitchen.

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Wednesday. Okay, it's Wednesday. It's the middle of the week. It's a hump day. However, you in particular are going to get through that, whether it's with a pillow-humping saddle or just humping someone you love. Do what you gotta do. Happy Wednesday, swirlies. How you doing?

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I just wasn't expecting to be like hit with such a fresh, positive perspective on TikTok. I wasn't.

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It's like one of the biggest bookstores in the city. But I didn't because I was lazy. And I didn't know like that. I felt like it was tacky. And I was like, Becca, I swear on my life, this was a total shock. I didn't ask. And she was like, no, the Barnes & Noble staff told Brian that it was their idea, but I just feel like he didn't believe.

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It's so crazy, and it's so me, to make everything about myself.

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I just want to go on record. I would let the record reflect. Like I did not ask.

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And so, Oh, kind of like the new era of the redhead sort of just like coming together.

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I also like, I can't get into like how long we've been doing the toast.

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It'll turn into at a glance. And we don't have time for that because we have dear toasters, you know?

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Our birth month is coming up. What's our birthstone?

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Do you know what the April birthstone is? It's very pretty.

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We are. Watch the first episode of the toast if you can bear it. We are different people.

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No, I'm not even talking about physically, but obviously physically. Yeah, no, I actually, you could, there is an amount of money you could pay me to watch that episode. I know, but do you ever watch those old episodes?

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I haven't had that experience yet, but maybe it's because you're a little bit older than me and you're more mature.

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Refuse. I'm too filled with self-hate to even reflect in a positive way, honestly. I can't do it. When is your last...

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If somebody sends me a clip or something from the apartment we got evicted in the studio with all the windows, I can watch that shit. Okay. We were very funny then.

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The pink throne era. I don't relate to that person at all. Like I don't feel like that's me. Whereas when I see a clip of us in that studio with all the windows, I think I'm like, oh yeah, that's like younger me.

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That's why you have kids. Like, if you hate your birthstone, you can do someone else's.

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Well, we've got a great show. How are the stories? I know that your toasters are fab. I can speak for that. The stories are RBG. Ruth Bader Ginsburg. And... Really... No, I got it. Random but good.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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And then sometimes when I'm looking for a splurge, I'm like shopping online and the item that I look for is sold at Wayfair. Like they seriously have everything top to bottom, every room in your house, kitchen, patio, bedroom, dining. They absolutely crush it. I think it's the most user-friendly website on the planet. I happen to love the app.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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I think people go to Wayfair immediately because of their shipping. In the furniture world, like you are lucky if you get anything in under six weeks. Wayfair is like literally the Amazon of furniture. It's so quick. They have such great different shipping options, different delivery options. If you want some of that stuff assembled, they can help you with that.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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I want to have a conversation with you about the Redheads.

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And the best part about BetterHelp is that you can switch therapists at any time, because anybody who's done conventional therapy will tell you that it's super common to not...

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love your first second third therapist that you find it's really like a specific very niche personality match and it can be really awkward to like call the office and cancel and like find a new one better help makes it so easy it's like so not a big deal if you want to switch it's not a problem and then when you do find someone that you like you can speak with them in any medium that you feel comfortable with so a lot of people do the video chat phone chat you can even do text whatever you know vibe you're going for your therapist will work with you on

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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Cause I know it's your passion project and you love it. And like you crush it. Amazing. Yeah. But like, at what point are we going to have the conversation about me joining the redheads? Like at what point? Like, because when you started the redheads, like I refused to read.

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You're absolutely welcome. I am 25 years old. That is correct.

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When I saw it, I was like, It took me a second because she never posts on Instagram. And when she does, it's like really tailored pre-made content, not like an Instagram video.

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I thought you were just going to be like, does nobody else at this point, like feel like it's weird that I'm not in it or no, nobody thinks that.

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And like Billy's team went above and beyond like signing records.

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I'm very critical of when I see like podcast clips of people like cutting every three words. I'm like, can you not speak one sentence without cutting? I'm hyper aware of that too. I think it's because of what we do for a living. I don't know if everybody else is, but I also like notice the amount of cuts.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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It was so random. The sheer fact that this video made it to feed was like really freaking me out. One, because you know, to do something nice like that, like you do it just for the sake of doing something nice, like not for like posting about it on social media and bragging.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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And people are so tough on Megan that like, you know, if you're a hater, your first thought is like, why can't you just do like an act of good without bragging about it? And then the other is like,

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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Okay, well, it's nice that you want to help people, but, like, you're using your platform to brag about helping one person with a t-shirt, like, when the devastation of the fires is so much bigger than that. Personally, I'm not in a Meghan hating era. Like, I think she's hilarious and so crazy. Like, I don't even begin to understand her or even try to understand her.

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Like, why she would post this in feed, I could never tell you.

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philanthropist so it's not like she just did one good thing one time and felt the need to brag about it but it's like why now why this act of service it's so random and it's such a singular act of service because what they do helps millions they're always raising money for you know the poor causes yeah not like one rando girl who by the way is just as deserving of this act of service as anybody else but it's like I'm so confused so confused

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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Yeah, that was like a little pick me when she was like, and I knew I wanted to try and get in contact with Billie Eilish, but I had no idea where to start. It's like, you're a former member of the monarchy. You can get in contact with whomever you want. You live in Montecito. Your neighbors are Ellen. It's so not hard. Billie Eilish would have a hard time getting in touch with you.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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You would not have a hard time getting in touch with Billie Eilish. That was just a little like, can you stop acting like you're not a queen? You are a princess. Excuse me.

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They all have the same agents, managers. Someone's publicist is friends with the other person's publicist. Like it's so connected.

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But acting like she was going on this arduous journey to get in contact with Billie Eilish when it could have taken her a total of seven minutes.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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She just texts like her one person is like, who do we know that knows Billie Eilish or Phineas? And it's done. Like, that's it.

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Or like someone at their record label. Literally anyone. The Hollywood, everyone's teams are like 50 people. And so many of those team members work on multiple teams.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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God, I hope like I loved seeing her being so real in her house. Like not me. I was not even watching her in the video. I was like looking in the background. I just wanted to see different things in her house. If we could, if she's going to use her Instagram as a window into her life, I'm so down. Yeah.

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She needs to have a constant stream of 24-hour stories.

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She is so gorgeous. I was so, you know when you open your phone and it takes you like a second to register what you're seeing. Sometimes you get like a piece of crazy news and you're like not able to read the English that's in front of you. I was like, wait, this is Meghan Markle doing a selfie. I just couldn't fathom it.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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No, and it makes Billie look great that this piece of positive news about her is put out, not by her. Because there is a lot of criticism about celebrities who do charity, but then do press about it. That's an often criticism. People make a lot of Taylor Swift when often she doesn't even share it. It just gets shared because she's so famous. Yeah. And I mean, I get it. It's like definitely weird.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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It's just like do the nice thing without like getting attention for it. So Billie got that. She she didn't you know, she was not a part of this announcement whatsoever. And now we're like, oh, look at Billie donating all this product.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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I am in agreement that there can never be five redheads. Like it's far too many. Four is already like really pushing it. And especially like, you know, me, I'm literally three people. So with the amount that I talk, so I agree. And I guess it would be good for the redheads to know, like if any of them ever wanted to leave, like I am available.

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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based on a lot of the research I've done post Grammys when it comes to album of the year is that I can actually see Billie like having tears in her eyes because if there was a year for Billie to win the album, like it was that. And how we're always saying like how Beyonce's year was the year they gave it to Beck. And it's like, Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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excited by that that there's interest and to be clear I want to let you know like if I were to join the redheads like it very much is like your thing like I'm showing up as an employee like I don't want I don't want to bear any of the responsibility I just want to be a host like I like what you've done with it I like your outlines like I'm not coming for like a a c-suite executive type of role I just want to be like a mid to you know entry-level employee

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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And now that I'm rewatching Beverly Hills, when Bruce was their stepfather, he was giving major Orson Hodge energy. Do you agree? Yeah, I do. Because he was like this buttoned up freak who was always like, he would die on random hills, you know? Yeah. It's so Orson. That's so funny. I just got to the episode last night where, spoiler alert, they find out Lynette has cancer.

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And it's like as if this woman didn't have enough to deal with.

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And the way that they found out that she had cancer was like they were fighting really bad, her and Tom, because she fell in love with the – with the pizza manager at the place. Remember, she was like flirting with him. She didn't like fall in love, but like she was like having fun because Tom, Tom is like a big loser. And this guy made her feel like pretty and cool. She wasn't gonna do anything.

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She just like liked being thought of as sexy and whatever. And they had a really big fight about it. And he threw her off the bed and she hit her head. And so she went to the hospital and they found the cancer. Like it was actually such a crazy turn of events.

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I dream of Desperate Housewives now. My dreams are the characters.

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It is a party place to dream, Fairview.

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People are always like, Claudia, are you going to move to the suburbs? If Wisteria Lane existed, Fairview, I would be there in a second. It's gorgeous every day, but it's also on the East Coast. It's a fake place. It's not meant to represent any particular city or state, but they do make it pretty clear because they're in close proximity to New York City.

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That it's on the East Coast, but it's never rains. It's never cold. No one's ever wearing a jacket.

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So I actually read like a fan fiction about based on all the clues where they think and it's somewhere in Pennsylvania.

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Yeah, there are a couple of clues, but it's still it's really meant to be a completely mythical place.

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Four? No. Am I? No. No, no, no. Is it the fourth story that's brought to you by Charlotte Tilbury? Yes. Well, Charlotte Tilbury has bottled 30 years of artistry into easy to choose, easy to use beauty products. You really can't go wrong when using their products. They're flattering on everyone. They're perfect for any occasion. And that's the reason why she is the queen of glow.

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No, no. What if I joined the month after that?

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When it comes to makeup right now, like nobody's doing more and doing it better than Charlotte Tilbury. And a lot of people don't know Charlotte herself is actually a person. And she's like this world renowned celebrity makeup artist, like very, very highly in demand. She started her own company many years ago and it is super successful, super viral. There are so many products that are

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At A Cross-Dressing Crossroads: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025

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Just people are obsessed with myself, included the contour ones, the blush ones, the highlighter ones, her foundation that just came out. People are obsessed with. I love her broader, broader powder, bronzer powder. Am I OK? And then her Hollywood Flawless Filter, which I feel like is the first product of hers that really took off.

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It would just be like whatever, whatever months the books are under 400 pages. I'll be there.

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Quince is a run-stop shop for everything fabulous, whether it's workout clothes, whether it's cashmere sweaters, whether it's trousers, whether it's sheets, they have amazing sheets too. Um, And it's all really luxury, really high quality, but their prices are within reach. So they have 100% Mongolian cashmere sweaters starting at $50.

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They have washable silk tops and dresses, organic cotton sweaters, 14 karat gold jewelry. The best part is that Quince's items are priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands. They do that by partnering directly with top factories. They're cutting out the cost of the middleman and they're passing the savings on to you.

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By the way, I finish books that I hate all the time. I'm not so stubborn, especially if it's for something I have to read. I can hang. And nobody loves to hate on a book more than me. So I can fill that role. I know, but I can be that. I can bring that energy that Margot brings to the Redheads while also bringing to herself, you know?

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quince also only works with factories that use safe ethical and responsible manufacturing practices and premium fabrics and finishes which we love i was just finished about dinner wearing the exact same dress as a girl and i was like oh my god i was like did you get it at that department store and she was like no it's quince i'm like you're kidding me i knew i know she paid like half of what i paid it was the exact same dress like a black sweater dress um and then i asked her if she went to quince.com slash toast and she actually didn't know that we had a code so it's fine

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This is really interesting because I feel like Denise was given such a raw deal on Housewives. Like they really, all the women were like so threatened and jealous. Like they just wanted her out and they made it so uncomfortable for her that she left. Like, and I feel like we really didn't get to see her potential. And even what we saw, like I really enjoyed.

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I thought she was a great reality star and a great housewife. And there was much left unsaid. Having said that, I don't know if I'm totally interested in watching a show just about her.

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I also feel like it's kind of a new format for Bravo. They don't often do just like solo family shows. Jumpy Tardy famously.

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But she was like a real, real housewife. Like Denise is a celebrity. So this is them giving like, yes, she has like a tie to the housewives, but she's really just like a famous person getting her own show. And I feel like they don't do this a lot.

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Don't Be Tardy is one of the best shows on television. I didn't mean to get into this and we don't have to like do obviously a whole.

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But just important reminder that like those women, like they did that.

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And obviously they've fallen. Kim's just going through a lot. I can't even keep up with what's happening in her world. And it's not as glamorous as it once was. But I love that we have those eight seasons. And they were really successful, eight seasons. I love that we have that kind of in stone, memorialized in the form of a TV show.

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It doesn't, actually. Now that I've really fully thought it through. And I loved Denise on The Housewives. Like, I can't stress that enough. This does not sound interesting to me.

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I just feel like whatever we think the songs are going to be about, like the titles are always, they're not what you think. She's like very good with the words. She like flips it on its head and has nothing to do with like, you know, music reviews, but it has more to do with like, I don't know. You know, she really is very smart like that.

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I don't. do but but maybe i'm wrong like she's always flipping words on their head she's very funny 15 minutes exactly um i love that we're getting new music i also like the point of what you had said is that maybe it's music that reflects the last year of her life barry keoghan coded

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Well, I have a huge, huge news. I actually have two huge pieces of news for the community. Ready? Okay. The first is just like a little house. Oh, actually three. Sorry, but the third one isn't huge. Just a little housekeeping update. I forgot to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So Dear Toasters is today. Woohoo! The DTQ getting their fill a little bit early.

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You know, speaking of deluxe, I only am just now realizing with Tortured Poets being submitted at the Grammys, as an album, it was, you know how she releases like four different versions of the album and the first one had like 10 versions and then the deluxe one had 20? The version that she submitted for the Grammys was the short one, the first one. Isn't that weird?

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The first version that came out is like half the album.

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Oh, wait, I'm sorry. Please ignore me. I think I'm getting confused with Midnight's where she did like two separate albums.

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No, but the anthology is the second volume. The second half, hold on.

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Yeah, okay. So the Torture Poets Department had 16 songs. Then the anthology that she released after had 31 songs.

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Well, it's time for Dear Toasters, the best part of the week. Sometimes it happens Tuesdays. Sometimes it happens Wednesdays. But it happens, okay? That's what counts. And it's our weekly advice segment where Jackie and I do our absolute best to help the swirlies in need. So if you are ever looking for advice from us about...

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I find myself like as I get older saying it is what it is more and more. And it's just like, it is what it is.

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Dating, relationships, work, drama, whatever it is, email us, deartoasters at gmail.com or simply head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a little submission box when you scroll down. Both means of submitting are completely anonymous. You have nothing to worry about. Let's dive in. Hello, swirlies. I'm having a dilemma about my friend.

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I, 23, have known my best friend, also 23, for about a decade now. Over the course of our friendship, she's dropped little hints that she has suspicions that her and her sister do not share the same father. She has given me many examples as to why she believes this. They all seem strong in her, and I back up her theory.

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I have since found out via my family, who has apparently known about this for a while, that it is in fact true. They just never told me because I never brought it up to them. Her family has been quick in shutting down the theories and the questions that she's asked, and they clearly want her not to know for whatever reason. But now I know. Do I tell her? Is it none of my business?

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But nobody watches The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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I don't want to involve myself in someone's family drama, but I feel bad knowing this while she is left in the dark. Please help. That's really tough.

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Why don't you just help her find out a piece of information from your family and then lead her to the trail?

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Yeah, no. And it's like, what do you owe her parents loyalty for? Like, that's your friend. 10 years. Like, tell her.

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Oh, and by the way, don't give up your sources because then you're gonna get your family in trouble.

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Just tell her. But just be careful how you tell her in terms of like getting other people like involved and like liable.

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Normally I agree. Like let's not blow, you know, the house, burn the house down. But like sometimes, you know what? Give me the matches.

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Okay, I just found out about my husband's porn and cross-dressing addiction six months ago, right after we got married. I knew about the porn addiction. He had always told me that he hadn't been seeking that out every time I ever asked, and he's been lying. He has managed to hide the cross-dressing from me for our entire six-year relationship.

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He agreed to go to therapy and work through the addiction, but a few days ago, I had this weird gut feeling, and I went through his phone to find out that he had been sending himself sexy videos of other women on Instagram. Not technically porn, which he pointed out to me. He's promised to take therapy seriously this go-around, but I'm really just finding it hard to trust him.

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I come from a very conservative family. I don't want my initial resolution to be divorce. Now I'm not so sure. Does he deserve another chance? What should I do? I just feel like... The cross-dressing is very interesting to me. I didn't know you could have like a cross-dressing addiction.

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I feel like cross-dressing is like the beginning step of discovering something about your gender or your sexuality. Or maybe that's my limited knowledge from Caitlyn Jenner's documentary.

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Which was amazing. And the girls had said there were a couple of times in their childhood where they walked into the garage and Caitlyn was cross-dressing before she transitioned. Yeah. I feel like it's admirable that you wanted to work it through the first time. And a porn addiction, I think actually a lot of people's husbands suffer from porn addiction.

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In this day and age, it's really kind of common because it's so accessible. And people work through it and get to the other side.

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But the cross-dressing and the hiding things from you and like seeking out different porn on social media, like this is concerning behavior.

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How does cross-dressing have anything to do with porn?

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And cross-dressing is just like when you dress up like a woman, right? Or vice versa.

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Wearing clothes of the opposite sex. Yeah. Okay.

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Really? I wouldn't. The porn addiction is so not concerning to me. Like obviously it's not great, but it's really something you can work through. And I think it's something really common in this day and age. And I think having an addiction to cross-dressing is indicative of like a larger life change that this person might need to be going through.

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Yeah, and you know, maybe he likes to do drag. I actually have, on Drag Race, there was a straight contestant once.

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And by the way, let me tell you, nobody, none of the other contestants could get over it. Like they seriously, they couldn't stop talking about it.

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Yeah. I also just feel like the issue is, is that this person isn't honest and probably not even honest with themselves. So it's going to take a long time to get to resolution if there is going to get, and it's like, seriously, you need to think, is this worth your time?

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Okay, but like what if this young, sprightly woman like spends years in therapy with this guy just to end that like he wants to transition to being a woman and that's not something she's like wants to stick around for. And it's like how much time are you going to – because this person is like also a liar. Like that's the hard part about these things.

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It's like the fact that this person who's your husband is keeping so many things from you and like let you go through with a wedding without sharing this huge part of himself. Like that to me is the bigger betrayal. I don't give a shit that you're dressing up as a woman. Like it's you're lying to me.

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So like, I don't know. I could see him being really stubborn in therapy and he's done it before and not taken it seriously. So what? You're going to go to couple therapy, spend all this time. And for what? For maybe potentially no resolution.

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Okay. So that makes me feel better, but there is no recap today. So Dear Toasters, Housekeeping Wednesday, back to our roots, you know? So that's the first announcement. The second announcement is we've been keeping you guys updated on our theme song journey. And I want to let everybody know that we are getting in the studio this week. Jackie, your first session is tomorrow, correct?

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They don't have kids, but they are married. I'm not saying cut and run. I'm just saying I need you to look inward because are you just doing this because you come from a conservative Christian family and you don't want to get divorced or because you really love this person and you don't want to get divorced?

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Is it making the marriage work because you love the marriage? Right. Or making the marriage work so as not to disappoint your family? Yeah. Third and final. Hey, Jackson Turney. Need your advice. This is so crazy, okay? My C-section for my second child is scheduled for the end of March. It happens to be the same day as my sister-in-law's birthday who's in her late 30s.

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I recently received a very bizarre text message from her going over some of the potential challenges of sharing a birthday. When I read this, I was so confused and then in shock. Is she really getting bent out of shape over having to share her birthday with a future niece? Quick backstory is that I had a very traumatic delivery with my first child. My son and I are very lucky to be here.

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That being said, I have a lot of nerves and anxiety around this delivery. I did not have much say in the matter of scheduling the C-section. I went based on the recommendations of my doctor and that's it. Do I ignore her texts? Do I let it go? Do I respond back to her? I'm afraid I'm going to snap because I have zero patience for this selfish and silly text.

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It's the last thing I'm worrying about right now, but is it worth causing potential family drama?

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Like there is seriously a special place in a mental ward for like older people who are crazy about their birthdays, like birth week. Oh, I, you, you have until you're 21st birthday. I'll be generous. 21st birthday to act like that.

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I agree. This is such, and I just want to validate you completely. This is the craziest thing to say to someone.

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And I appreciated your backstory, your context.

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And your doctor's scheduled. Imagine if I said,

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hey dr fox can you actually induce me on november 7th november 6th is jackie's birthday he would be like okay freak like it's humiliating grow up is the perfect response that's all i would say grow up don't even put a period because that like shows that you're mad you know agreed this is such crazy behavior and i would love an update also i did check this morning we have not received an update from the girl whose husband was taking naked photos of her and those other two wives i did check um

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I'm sure she's still working through it. Yeah. I'm sure it's been a really difficult time for her and she will reach out when the time is right.

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That's our show you guys. A Pargy Wednesday. Mm-hmm.

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Thank you guys so much for listening to the toast. The, the millennial morning show.

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Oh, I like, I like got off of my rhythm and I forgot. Thank you for listening to this millennial morning show.

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Thank you for listening to The Toast, the Millennium Morning Show, where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe or give this video a thumbs up.

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We are also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found, so that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places. Wherever you listen to podcasts, find us, The Toast, leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly purgy we are.

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If the ear infection that has infected your son is listening to this, my nephew. If you're hearing me, just know you better fucking pray I don't see you in the streets because what you've done to my poor nephew, sleeping with his hand on his ear, he's in so much pain, I'll fucking kill you. I'll fucking kill you and your musty, dusty, germy ass, okay?

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I feel sick that my nephew has an ear infection. I feel fucking sick.

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But just like I feel so sick from this.

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Well, you're still going to be hitting the recording studio on Friday.

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Yes. Yes. And I actually also find myself quoting that Alcoholics Anonymous blurb more often than I care to admit, because it's kind of pargy. It has nothing to do with alcoholism. It has to do with like God and courage.

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And how are you preparing for your first session? We had a lengthy discussion with our producer about, you know, whose vocals should get laid down first. We ultimately decided that it was Jackie's. And how are you feeling? Like, what are you doing to prepare?

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Well, he does. I spoke to him. So I've worked with him before and he knows obviously my vocal abilities. And I said, it's really important. Like I know that I'm like a vocal star, but it's important that Jackie and I are represented 50-50. Like I want just as amount of syllables as Jackie as me. But I did say Curtis, you know, Jackie- just for like, does that have an amazing voice?

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Can I tell you what actually bothers me? And I'm so egotistical. Like, if we're doing a dance, I want to be in the center. Like, I want my picture bigger than everybody else's. Like, I want to be the main character. But for this, like, this show is such a equal partnership. Our theme song must reflect that. And I don't care how bad you sound.

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Like, you are getting in there and you are doing the routine.

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When I think of some of the people who have released music, especially think about the Bravo Sphere, if Alex Van Kampen, what's his name, Simon Van Kampen can do it, so can you. That's true. And your voice like actually, it's so funny because your voice is obviously not good, but you're not a total lost cause. Like there are people, Brian Kelly.

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Has one of, like he can't even carry happy birthday. Like the worst voice ever. You actually like, you don't have an amazing voice, but you can carry a tune.

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Yeah. My third and final big announcement is probably the biggest announcement I'll make today.

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I slept really well. Maybe that's what it is. Oh, parched. Yeah. My third and final, I just wanted to update everybody. If you listened to Monday's episode, Jackie and I accidentally like just... discovered an amazing photographer, if you know, you know, the Michael Buckner of it all on Monday's episode.

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I highly encourage, I'm sure you guys have listened to it, but if you haven't, just go listen to the fifth and final story, Jackie and I, just whatever. We have made contact with Michael Buckner. He slid into my DMs. Michael Buckner has made contact. When I tell you my jaw hit the floor seeing him in my DMs, I was cracking up and I was like kind of afraid. I was like, is he like upset?

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Speaking of quotes, I actually saw the most beautiful quote yesterday that borderline brought me to tears, and it came from TikTok. I shared this on my Instagram, so I apologize if this is repetitive, but it bears repeating. Nostalgia is proof you are living a life to be proud of. How lucky we are to yearn for our own memories. That's beautiful.

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Because he's like a professional. Turns out he DMed me being like, would love to take your headshot. And I was like, oh my God, I love that. But then I went to his Instagram. Oh, you can't get your headshot taken by Michael Buckner. Like if you're just anyone, he is literally like the foremost celebrity photographer. I don't know how Christina Hacks boyfriend got a photo with him.

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Like you guys, his Instagram, Emma Stone, Ayo Edebiri, Zoe Saldana, Selena Gomez. Like it's that tip of the iceberg, like the best of the best. And he's in my DMs, like saying he thought it was so funny. His wife was surprised to hear that he's dating Christina Hack. Yeah. And he lives in LA, unfortunately. So if he comes to New York. I told Claudia she has to take maternity photos with him.

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And I told Jackie, because the day is going to come where we need to redo our artwork. I'm sorry. I don't look like that anymore. We have to have Michael Buckner creative direct the shoot.

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I echo your statements completely. And I just, I love what we do because, and sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad. Like where we just talk about random people and we hear from them.

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It's mostly bad, Phillip Phillips. Like we all remember where we were. Your gym teacher. No, not my gym teacher. My English teacher. Yes.

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No, Jackie, his daughters are huge chosers. I talk to them all the time.

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Jackie was my English teacher. Remember when I said that like thing about him?

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I actually don't want to get into it. And sometimes like those people will, you know, hear it and reach out to us. And it's butt clenchingly horrible. Like it makes me want to quit this job and actually work as an accountant. But every now and then Michael Buckner comes along and makes it all okay.

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And the fact that he could take a joke like I didn't know that about Michael Buckner, like Michael Buckner takes jokes like I love it.

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Yeah, it's giving winter wonderland. Actually, this turtleneck is all that fits me right now. That's funny. I'm just really going digging into the archives of clothes that managed to miss the Ozempic Hall. The second I lost weight, I was like, oh, I'll never be fat again. And everything over a size medium.

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She's such a filmmaker. Very Michael Buckner of you.

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Yeah, for sure. I could also just like come to your house and we could do this, you know?

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Why do we have to involve like the postage system?

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Yeah. You know how I feel about like bringing things into my home.

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It's such a party way of thinking because nostalgia, like when you really get into it, like can be so depressing. It's like the good days are behind us. But it's like, no, you've lived such a party life like you're yearning for it.

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Yeah. OK. I thought you were talking about like a body suit like thong.

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No, I actually like that concept because if you're looking for like a tucked in tee, a bodysuit makes it really easy. I just, the whole thing of like having a piece of material up your butthole makes life not worth living, to be honest.

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I was at Barnes & Noble Union Square yesterday hosting a book event for Brian's book tour. And they – it's so funny. I was going to ask, but I thought it was obnoxious. But anytime I go to a bookstore, if they have, like, one or two copies of my book, I like to sign it and then post it on my Instagram if anybody wants to sign a copy.

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But, you know, it was Brian's night, so, like, I wasn't going to, like, make it a thing, right? Of course. But I get there, and this Barnes & Noble Union Square, like, they're obviously professional. They had, like, 50 of my books, and they were like, will you sign them? I said, of course. But I was like, I hope Brian doesn't see. Like, I don't want him thinking I'm making this event about myself.

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Like, I actually felt so – He didn't see. But then when I was leaving, Becca, who's like his head of PR, she was like, oh, Brian walked into the green room and saw your books. I was like, oh, no. Like, just so you know, I did not ask. And I wanted to say it crossed my mind to ask. And honestly, if I just wasn't so lazy, I would have asked. I'm going all the way there. Like, let me sign some books.

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You want to figure it out before you get discovered. You don't want to be figuring it out when you have so many eyes on you. But I feel like people are just like, I want the eyeballs.

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Yeah. And like what advice you have when you started out, do you ever feel like the people who know you who are like watching you or like Facebook friends or just like people you went to high school with that are like watching you doing content like that's the weirdest dynamic to me that I just sort of have to disassociate and be like, Yeah, whatever. That's not me. Like, I got to do my thing.

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But I don't mind if strangers know this about me. Right. No, it's so weird how it's like you feel more comfortable with strangers. But it's like, I wouldn't tell this to my neighbor.

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Yeah, it's true. What were you like growing up? Like were you a shy person or like very outgoing? So shy.

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So weird. But then do you still feel shy today or you've like pushed through it because you have to?

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Yeah. No. And like you're so you're from an outsider's perspective, like you're so not the imposter. Like you're the real deal. Thank you. Thank you.

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I think about these things, don't you? I do. But then I also am so busy that it actually saves me from like a lot of like doom scrolling, reading comments. Like some days I just I don't have the time to read all the negative things that people have to say. And it's wonderful, like it's better that way.

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Interesting. I feel like I do read probably majority of comments that come through on my own forums. And I just feel like I know what haters will say. So it's not alarming if they happen to got busy that day and they didn't say it. I know they're still lurking.

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They'll be back tomorrow. And I'm happy for them because they should get busy. And then maybe they'll move on.

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Oh, do you think they're like hating like in their group chat? Like they're not like hating publicly. They're like, you know, with their friends hating.

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spice in there so someone will you know get motivated to write something yeah no to like have any sort of like feeling good bad otherwise like it's it's more interesting that way i was just talking to another influencer on monday who came and did the show and she said the same thing she said she's like almost she like for a while was like operating so scared to offend or like you know say something wrong so she's like put herself in this box that's

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boring and she's not like having the fun that she wants to have. And she's like, I'm not doing that anymore. Like, I'm going to be me. She's starting a YouTube like she wants to get her voice out there. And I think things are so much more interesting that way.

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I feel like even as a fan of other influencers, like I'm a bigger fan when I see really what you're made of, not like you're on the high and everything's good. Like when times are tough, who are you?

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exactly yeah so time will tell i'm working on it okay okay but just you know i don't think you're vanilla i think you're crushing it and i think you are setting a great example for women that you really that you can like be a boss you can work with your husband you can work with your family you can have three kids and i don't know what's going on in your head but like it looks like things are going well a lot

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I know bagged salads historically have had a bad rep, and they've earned it. But Taylor Farms is changing the game, rebranding bagged salads and changing what it means to be a bagged salad. So they have the freshest ingredients, super duper chopped. So you're not having like leafy bites falling out of your mouth. And they have great flavor combos.

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So my personal favorites are their Mediterranean crunch chopped salad. I love the Caesar salad because it's really like a blank canvas and I can do what I want with it and bring my artistry to the salad. Mexican street corn salad. Green Goddess, so many good flavors. And there's something for everyone. Taylor Farms salads are more personal than comedy and food.

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But the thing about them, like comedy and food, everybody loves them. So you need to check out Taylor Farms. They are sold at all major grocery stores. And it will change your life. No chopping, slicing, or leaving half a cabbage in your fridge. Fresh greens, yummy dressing and toppings, everything. Oh, their dressings are really good too. And I'm pretty particular about dressings.

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And I use the whole bag of theirs, which I feel like is a really ringing endorsement. Just mix it up and give yourself a round of applause. If I can do it, you can too. I can do a lot, so that's kind of rude, but yeah. Grab a Taylor Farms chopped salad kit and get your salad together. Again, at all major grocery stores, grab a couple bags and make your life so much easier.

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community yeah that's so nice yeah no no humble she's so humble i want to ask you more about that but i do want to know more about your genesis into content creation because i feel like you have a comp how old are you i'm turning 35 in september you have accomplished so much like you have so many businesses you have three children three boys three boys and how old are they 12, 10 and six.

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And you are born in Russia, correct? Yeah. And when did you move from Russia?

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And that's where you started modeling? Yes. Oh, cool. I could see you being Miss Israel.

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Oh, nice. Are you close with them? Yes. That's so fun. And now you have all boys. I'm from all girls and now I'm having, so far I have two sons, I'm expecting a boy. A third boy? Oh my God, welcome to the club. Yeah, no, I'm excited. I'm really excited, but it's been such a change for me. Like I only grew up with girls. I like never met a boy until my husband. Right.

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Yeah, no, they say that like boys are really physically challenging and you'll be running around a lot, but like girls are very mentally challenging and it's just like mind games, especially as they get older.

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It is really scary. With boys, there's less of that uncertainty. They love their moms. Exactly.

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Yeah. I love that. What was I, I was just going to ask you one more question, but it's escaped me. So, oh, you married your husband young, which you shared and you talk a lot about that. What are your thoughts on getting married young? Just because we were talking about it yesterday with another co-host who got married young. A lot of common themes here this week at Jackson Friends.

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Yeah, did you pick us for a reason? Well, I picked all of the most premium Miami influencers. But no, these topics come up a lot. Just talking to women, working women, a lot of women who are married. I actually think you're the first guest that I've had since I started this maternity leave that has kids. So that's really a nice window into new conversation for me.

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I feel like people will be so shocked to hear that who don't know. And I feel like so many people might even follow you and not even realize that about you.

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Yeah, no, that's a good point. Because if you're each changing, then the odds that you wind up being both people that want to stay together and love each other still are smaller than if like one person is like settled, constant, like knows who they are. And like you get to figure yourself out.

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Right, but your older husband is like sort of moving the relationship forward given his knowledge.

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Did you have a Saturn return? At 27. Do you? I only know what that is for music, but I don't know what it means. Because like Ariana Grande sings about her Saturn coming in, Kacey Musgraves. All the big philosophers. And it's like, oh, all the big philosophers. Can you explain to me what it is?

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You know what's funny? So I got married when I was 26. So now thinking about what I was doing at 27, I do think that I had a big shift in my mentality But at the time, maybe it was because my Saturn returned. At the time, I thought it was because of like my circumstances, like that was COVID for me.

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Yeah, because they're so young. You have a 12-year-old. Yeah. That's so crazy. But it's amazing how much you take on and how much you can do. And you're also really transparent about like burnout and feeling like you don't give, like you're not doing what you should be doing. And it's so hard.

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And it was just like a year of just like figuring out what I think and like how I feel about things. And I felt like I got stronger in like my sense of self. And I thought it was just because, you know, it was a long year, but maybe because my Saturn returned.

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I feel like I'm still in mine. I do. I feel like I'm on the tail end. But yeah, this all started when I was 27.

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And then we go again. But you don't know what the next Genesis is yet.

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no you're about to find out what i'm about to find out and i will share it with the world okay thank you so much i'm so excited no but it's the best apparently it's the best one i don't know there's some i heard 50s is really like well the kardashians say 40s your 40s are the best that's what kim and courtney have said and like now chloe's 40. do you watch kardashians no

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It's so funny because like, usually I have so many more references, but because we've just been talking about personal stuff, like there's not that many, but like in a given show, like references out my butt, like movie quotes, like I'll just throw them in song.

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This conversation comes up a lot, obviously, like as just women in general, but I feel like I've been having it more often of like, Timing and kids and career and like when is the right time to put your career a little bit on the back burner because things do suffer when you're prioritizing something else.

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People rag on American a lot, but there's also like a lot of really good things that people don't focus on.

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Or air conditioning like this. Correct. The air conditioning is really good, specifically in Florida. Yeah. Well, we've had to. Actually, I saw another country has really strong air conditioning. Oh, I think it's Dubai has really good air conditioning. Have you been? No. Have you? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a Vegas.

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That's what I've seen. With great air conditioning. Yeah. And with great air, they say like, I think the bus stops are air conditioned.

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Well, because I was just watching, do you know Caroline Stanberry? She's from- Real Housewives and she lives in Dubai, but she was saying how there's like no crime there. She like doesn't ever lock her door. No one does. You could leave a Rolex on a pool lounge and like no one would even come and pick it up. Yeah. Oh, what's haram about it?

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I thought it's because they have harsh laws like in punishment.

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Yeah. We'll get there one day. One day. Let's see how it goes. But now we're going to do the fast five stories. I have great Valeria centric stories because I have a feeling that you don't care like that much about American celebrities. Yeah. What are yours? I want to care. OK, teach me how to care.

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The thing is, you get to a level of caring about celebrities and it's like this level of enlightenment. And then you like don't care because you see them too much. You know what I mean? Like you've seen too much. But that's kind of where this show is at.

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We know a lot. We care a lot. We care, but then it's like you get to a point with certain people where like you just know too much about them and it's not interesting anymore.

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Yeah, it's like we both don't care, but like for completely different reasons.

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I feel like you would like Gossip Girl because it's very fashion. The writing is good. New York looks amazing.

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think you would like it would you make a list for me of like an american starter kit you know what else you need to watch what desperate housewives have you heard of that the reality show no no that's real i wouldn't make it oh okay desperate housewives is it was a scripted show on abc it aired in like oh yes with eva longoria yeah okay it's amazing

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Not unless you're hanging out with me and Claudia. For relevant conversations today, I'm going to have to think about that.

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What? Not to self-promote. You need to listen to this show every day. Okay. Because we'll give you the news that you need to know and we'll give you like a take on it that you could just regurgitate even if you're like not really invested in the conversation.

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Just a download like here's what's going on with Taylor Swift. Here's what's going on with Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively. Have you heard about that one?

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Same. Yeah. Against my will. The Kardashians we love. And yeah, you'll get like the news that you need to know with like also like a fun spin on it. Okay, let's go. Even if you listen like once a week to the toast, because I find that people who do podcasts don't listen to them. Like myself, I don't really listen to a lot of other podcasts, unless there's like something like, oh, tea spilled.

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Well, a few reasons. One, when I have time to myself to listen to what I want to listen to and not be listening to the Spider-Man soundtrack, I want to listen to music. I love music and that's how I want to spend time in my car. If I have headphones, I don't even own headphones anymore because when would I be using headphones? I love to listen to music.

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Then also, I feel like the podcasts that I would be interested in that like cover subjects that I like are maybe similar to this show. And I wouldn't want when you listen to a podcast all the time, you like kind of start to talk like. Yeah, exactly.

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Yeah, I wouldn't want to like start taking on anyone else's personality or like inadvertently or intentionally. So that's another reason. And yeah, because we do this like regularly.

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we're very much in like pop culture like we like half my day is devoted to this like i'm kind of good on that yeah and the second half of the day like i'll i'm with my kids but like if i have free time like i like prefer to watch tv or read a book it's just not my medium of choice i feel like i don't listen for the same reasons i don't want to mold myself unconsciously into someone that i like to listen to because i feel like it happens naturally yeah

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It does. And it's like a nice thing, but not if you've got to have your own thing going on. Yeah. So that, but then if there's someone has a guest on, so like an interview where they're like, you know, spilling tea or whatever, I'll like, yeah, for one-offs, I'll listen. If someone's talking about like something that their personal life and I'm like, oh, I'm a fan of them. I would listen.

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So it just depends. Okay. Yeah. But that's what I found with most podcasters. So I know it's a tall task for you to listen to this show. I can do it. But if you're ever if you're going to a dinner party with like people who like like this stuff and you want to just like be in the know him with like one episode of the toast will catch you up.

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Yeah, it is. But you're crushing it. Listen, some days are better than others. Yeah. So how do you go about a typical day? Like how do you devote how much time you want to do to like content creation? Because you also do in addition to like running your business and doing a podcast, which is called Not Alone, which like speaks to what you were talking about of the loneliness of content creation.

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Well, what's funny is we have a Patreon channel where we do like bonus content every month. We do extra five episodes and we've done the citizenship test as an episode where we like both saw if we could pass. So maybe you should listen to that one because we also like talk about the answers and maybe there are some good like answers. ways to remember the answers.

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You'd be like, well, Jackie said this or Claudia said that. So it's a good way to study.

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Not unless like George Washington is a pop culture icon, which I think he is.

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I think we should. Have you been seeing those AI photos of the founding fathers? Yes. What they would look like today? Yes. It's amazing. Like seriously.

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I agree. It's like wake up with me a day in the life of a coal miner in the 1700s. We're building Pittsburgh.

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He's like this. He's like, hey, fam. I know you've all been asking. I love that today. I like that, too. I've really been embracing AI because I feel like before it destroys us as a humanity, like we should enjoy it.

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Yeah. Like podcasts. We've asked AI to write like an episode of The Toast. Like, can you do one? It's so bad, which is so good for us. Okay, that's good. That's good, right? We can't be replaced by robots. Emotional intelligence is not there yet. Right. I don't know. I really can't imagine a world where it would be, like where I really want to get. They haven't lit.

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I want a Neuralink chip in my brain for all the things I like think that I need to write down that I forget before I can write them down.

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They're working on, Elon is working on it. Neuralink, watch this space. And you put it in your brain? They like implant the chip into your brain, which is like not my favorite, but the idea that like there's something in your brain that can like record your thoughts that you want them to record to remind you later or whatever it is.

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But like so many times I'm in the shower, I'm like, damn, I need a Neuralink. I can't write this down.

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You know? Okay, Ilan, get with it. What kind of car do you drive?

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What would your next car be, do you think? Like a little car?

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You also create like a lot of viral like reels. I'm not on TikTok, but I'm sure it's like TikTok-y content. Yeah. The stuff that you post on reels. And thank you for posting it on Instagram for those of us who aren't on TikTok. Yeah.

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That's so funny, but you're probably a really good driver. I think so. Yeah. It's good to be aggressive.

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Okay, thank you for your service in your big car. You need a cyber truck, even though that's actually also scary. It gives me headaches. Being in a Tesla?

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Yes. But I drive a Tesla, and I am someone who's prone to migraines my whole life, and they don't give me headaches, which is just odd.

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Yeah. But I've heard that. But also like the EMFs are really only when the car is charging, not when it's on the road. Like you shouldn't sit in the car when it's charging.

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Well, they're like as close as we got to a robot right now is why I mention it. Self-park. Do you use all these features? No, no. I've used self-park like twice here because I don't know how to parallel park. I've never done self-driving. I only learned how to drive when I moved down here and I got my license two years ago. So driving is just like, it's a lot for me.

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There's nothing I can't do. I can't even imagine. You can't even imagine. So I grew up in the city. So when it would have been time to get my license, I never even took lessons or took a test because it's not like I was getting a car. We just used public transit or took taxis or Ubers. And then I lived in the city until I moved here.

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And there were so many times where it would have been really nice to have my license. Like in college, I went to college upstate New York, could never drive myself anywhere. But then when we moved down here, I'm like, I have to learn how to drive. Like I have to be able to just even just in an emergency situation. And now I drive. I'm really proud of you. Thank you so much.

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It was the biggest thing I've ever had. One of the biggest things I've ever had to do and overcome. And it's harder as you get older.

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So you're like the opposite sort of driver as me.

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yeah you just know too much you know too many of the dangers you're scared you have too much to lose like when you're 16 17 just like whatever you only have like to gain and it's like get me out of here exactly yeah no it's so so true so i'm glad that i'm glad i've checked that off my list what's next for you on your list oh there's something gardening That's next for me.

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I know. But like, I hate buying herbs from the store. I never have the ones that I need when I need them. And the ones that I buy, I don't use and they go bad. So I just want to be able to pluck them from my garden.

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Oh, well, I do intend to have upkeep, like help with my garden. I won't be starting the garden. I will be hiring someone to build me a full-blown garden. And then come to attend to it. Well, that I want to learn how to attend to it, you know? Right. That I do want to know, but no, I'm not going to be like waiting on my seeds. Got it. There'll be someone else's seeds. So it's a little bit flex.

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Like I'm not going to be starting a garden from the ground up, but like I want to be able to

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The confidence. That to me is the scariest job in the world would be like being a standup comedian.

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No, I completely agree. My sister Claudia does stand up. And I could, I like, I'm infinitely impressed by her. She's done like two tours and she's done it like in a really big way, but I could never, I just up there alone.

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But the thing is like, she sort of leapfrogged over that painful period because she started standup when she had an audience, like a following already. So like she would sell tickets to a comedy club and all the people there are like people who love her. And they know what to expect. They know what to expect.

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They're there and it's going to most likely be good because they have the same sense of humor and they know what to expect.

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Okay. I'll let you know. Let me know. Let me know. Maybe that's at 35. That's what happens. At 36. Yes.

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But it's actually in line with what you do. Like if you wanted to be a comedian for real, like you have so many, so many of the platforms that you have, like would be so great for a comedy career. Like they are the digital space and comedy, like really work nicely together.

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And for Father's Day, they have so many good pieces for men. I was just talking about this on the redheads, which I know my husband doesn't listen to. So he didn't hear me say what I got him from Father's Day from Quinn's. But yeah, it's an organic cotton silk polo, which I know he's going to be so pargy in.

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Our first story is a little reality TV news from last night because Love Island USA premiered season seven and the episode was set to drop on Peacock and it went up 40 minutes late, which is like so unacceptable. I was planning to watch last night, but I was editing the redheads and then I saw it was delayed. So I was like, okay, I can get away with pushing it off one night.

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I don't know. It's not like it's live. That happens a lot with like Netflix live content. Like the love is blind reunion. Cause I don't know why they want. I watched love is blind. You do. That's a good, that's a good American show. And that's a really good way to get to know like different cities and the type of people who live in different cities.

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That's actually shocking. If you liked that and found it intellectually tickling, you will. I said a tickle.

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Because every season they like drag out these conversations and the people aren't like the most interesting, but that's what makes a good candidate. for the show.

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Oh, to me, the pods are really painful to watch. I have a cat. You do? Me too.

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Oh, okay. Good. Yeah. That's good. I like the honeymoon phase, the, the like trip to Mexico or whatever, where they see each other and it's like, is it good? Is it bad? That's so painful. And then when they're like living in apartments, they drag that out a little bit, but in the beginning, it's kind of interesting. but what do they do on Love Island? So Love Island is really crazy.

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So they're all in a house. They have like five single girls, five single guys, but it's an island. So you can get like sent home from the island if you're not making a good connection. And they just, they bring in like new people every day. So you really, you wanna find a connection where you want the audience to like you, to keep you on. It's as much filmed in real time as a show could be like,

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Typically, this episode that would have been premiered tonight, like they probably shot it three days ago on set. Like they are there now. And so the audience gets to vote alongside the show. And probably by the end of the show, we'll cycle through like 40 or 50 people. But like some couples can really, you know, be better.

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I don't know, because she I feel like of the people you would know, you would know. Maybe she is a UK influencer. OK, she came from Love Island. She met her now boyfriend. There was drama recently, but like they have a baby together. Tommy Fury. He's the boxer. He fought Jake Paul. You know, Jake Paul. Yes. Yes. Okay. So the lights turned on. Yes. Molly and Tommy came from Love Island.

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They've been together ever since except for last summer, they broke up temporarily, but they have a baby together. She has a fashion line called Maybe. She's very, she has a docuseries on Amazon Prime. She's like incredibly doing the most. Don't expect that from anyone else from Love Island. Everyone else is like, you know, reality TV, like I have a podcast. Yeah. but she is just like catapulted.

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And so I thought you might know her, but she did come from Love Island, UK, which historically is better and more popular than Love Island, US. US has had a hard time getting off the ground, but last season was really popular. And it's like the show of the summer, cause it's on four nights a week. It's like constantly happening.

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You can't like passively watch it. It's a lot of homework for you to start it. You would have to watch it like every night. Can I watch recap on TikTok? Do you feel like I'll get the hang of it? I think yes. Okay. I think you could watch recaps on TikTok.

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But I didn't watch it either. So how could I do that? Because they were 40 minutes late. Because they were 40 minutes late. But if I'm being honest... I don't know that I would have gotten around to it. Redheads was really difficult to edit. I do another podcast, a book club podcast. Do you like to read? I love to read.

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Yeah, you have to recharge your battery because all of these ideas come from within. But if you're only ever working, then you don't have time for new ideas.

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That's what people say. It's like, okay, well you have to wait for the second book. I'm like, I'm not going to read a whole ass bad book so that it gets better for the second book. Like if you don't get, so that's really kind.

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Yeah. I read 50% of the first book, but then I think I went into labor. So then I was just like, and I'm not going back to this book. Like I'm a different person. Yeah. So, um, but I wasn't even enjoying it. Cause if it was a book that I loved, I would have finished it. I could finish it in a day.

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I read Fourth Wing. And you liked it? I loved the first Fourth Wing and I did not like the second one. And so I won't be reading the third one. Like they've lost me, but that's okay because I don't feel like it's necessarily for me. Like it's for Gen Z and I was enjoying my time there. But if I need to leave, like you guys still have fun.

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And I did not have fun. I didn't have fun either.

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Okay. I don't even think I got to any spice in First Akatar.

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I like to read historical fiction. Oh, that's so good. It's So good. But I got into a place where like some of it's a little silly and I'm like, I want the true story. Like I want just history, but that's too dense. Like I'm not going to go and read like Churchill's biography. So but it's like I read a biography of Churchill's mother and I read the historic like I read.

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I forget the author who wrote it, but it was like her official biography.

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Yeah. Was that so good? It took me a really long time to read it, but I really wanted to get her story because it was a really interesting story. And then I also read the historical fiction book about her. So it was like a girly swirly version of her story. So that would have been an easier way to get it. But I did want to like hear from the primary source like about her.

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Let's find out. It was good. You would recommend. I'm in such a reading slump. I know.

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Right, right, right. It pushed it. And I'm sure you've read like all the classic popular books like Colleen Hoover. Oh my God.

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Yeah. Was the book called The Book of Longings? Yes. And it was good? So good. Okay, thanks. Got a new book rec.

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Without it like being silly or they start to like write in a way that's like people didn't talk like that back. Like you're really editorializing it and it's like makes it hard to stay in that time and place. What's the worst book you've read recently? Well, recently, the one that we just read for the podcast, it was a good book. I wouldn't say it was a bad book. I just didn't enjoy it.

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It was too dense. It was like a murder mystery. It was like very Agatha Christie, but it was so complicated. So I didn't love that. It was called The Seven and a Half Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle. That's the Redheads book this month. But you should listen to the podcast episode because it was so funny. Like I seriously almost peed my pants.

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Thank you. I pronounce everything wrong, like as a rule. I don't intend to do it. I just pronounce it how I see it. But your name is very phonetic. It's pronounced the way that it's spelled. That really works for me.

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Yeah. Yeah. No, that's nice. Yeah. It's hard to like, you have to like be really dialed in.

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Yeah. No, that's also why I like reading history too. It just sort of gives context.

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Book. Well, Molly Mae did write a book and I did read it. Was it amazing? No, because she's really young and like, it was before like really, like it just talked about like her rise to fame, but it was like, there wasn't that much to say, but I think people just wanted to hear from her, like me. So it wasn't amazing, but it was cute. And it was like exactly what you would think.

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You see where I take conversations? It's literally an hour and we're not even through the first story. No, because I don't know. Okay, next story. I love a tangent. This show, we've said, it should be called The Tangent. We don't actually talk about the stories. They're just like springboards for us to talk about what we want to talk about. Okay, got it. So don't feel tied down by the stories.

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Okay. However, our next story, I did choose because I wanted to get your take. Because you, in addition to everything I've already said, you're also like a guru when it comes to like... advice and relationships and finances. Like you just give a lot of good advice. And so this story I thought would be interesting to get your take on because billionaire YouTuber, Mr. Beast, you know him. Yes.

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Confesses he's borrowing money from his mom to pay for his wedding. So he admitted that he's borrowing money from his mom to pay for his upcoming wedding to his fiance, Thea, despite being worth an estimated $1 billion. The YouTuber responded via X after a fan post described him as the only billionaire under 30 to not have inherited his wealth.

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Yeah, but that works. So you work with your husband and he's very much like the facts and figures.

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He said, I personally have very little money because I reinvest everything. I think this year we'll spend around a quarter of a billion on content. Ironically, I'm actually borrowing money from my mom to pay for my upcoming wedding, lol. But sure, on paper, the businesses I own are worth a lot.

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So you think that's like good finance move to like reinvest your money to the point where you can't pay for a wedding?

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wedding gonna cost I don't know I feel like he wouldn't have like a really extravagant wedding but then I could also see it being really extravagant and then it like yielding more content and like more business for him like it almost would be like a business moment in which case he could expense it. I don't know, but I just ate at Mr. Beast Burgers. There's a restaurant?

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I don't know how many restaurants he has, but we were at the American Dream Mall in New Jersey last week and they had a Mr. Beast Burgers and it was like the only place you could get like grab and go. So we had some grilled cheeses and it was like super cute. I'm a fan of Mr. Beast.

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I agree. I think he's an interesting person to watch, even though I don't watch... Do you watch Beast games?

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You know what I mean? Do your kids ever ask you to like use your clout to get them something? Or like get them to meet someone?

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They're not like you should have Mr. Beast on the pod? No, absolutely not. Or like get on Mr. Beast PR list? We were. I'm on Mr. Beast PR list. I give it to my neighbors because they're that age and they think I'm the coolest.

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Who else are the fans, like the Paul brothers? I feel like you could get a Paul on your podcast.

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So lovely. I mean, I don't know her. I watch the show. Do you watch their show? No. So good. You have to watch their show.

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They literally changed reality television with that show. Like, Claudia and I are obsessed. And now we're obsessed with them, even though we typically wouldn't be their target demo. Mm-hmm. We love them.

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And she's your friend. So that's so fun. Cause then you could text her and be like, wait, did Greg really say that? Like that's always a fun angle. Even though like I, we have like a lot of reality TV people or we used to have more guests come on the show. And I do separate like personal friendships from what I'm watching on TV. Cause I'm like,

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That is cool. You know what I subscribe to? I saw on Shark Tank. I don't know if they would like this, but it was this company called History by Mail. And every month they like send you... like a replica of a piece of history, like a document or something really interesting, interesting piece of like American history. Actually, it wasn't just American, it's global. So, you know, it's for everyone.

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That's a really cool idea. It's a really cool idea. So you subscribe to that. I subscribe to that. And it comes once a month. My kids are obviously I did it for me because I love history. But when the documents come, they're like, what's this? And then like there's like stories and stuff. And so it's really cool.

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Do you watch Shark Tank? That's so American. Yes.

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I agree. And it's such a good influence on society to show, like, anyone can do this. So many of the people who go on the show now, like, watched the show growing up and were inspired by it. 10 out of 10, Kyle.

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No, it would be like at home. If I have the hiccups while I'm out of the house, like I'll just deal with it until I get home and then I'll get my straw.

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I wouldn't, I don't know if I would invest in it because it seems like very. It's very niche. Niche, but I would buy it. Right.

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Yeah. Okay, our next story, speaking of the American dream, Kim Kardashian. She has launched a new Skims product that is set to be as viral as the nipple bra. They are launching Ultimate Hips by Skims. They're designed with soft foam pads embedded at the hip to form an hourglass figure that accentuates a person's curves. So they're pretty much like shorts that will give you more hips.

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But yeah, hip dips, but also like bring them out more. Mm. So like you will look like you have a shape that you don't have. Right. Optical illusion. An optical illusion. I would try. I wouldn't want to, like that's not my look, but like I would want to see how it looks on me. Like what would I look like?

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There's two. There's one that's a bra that has a nipple on it. So like you have nippleitis when you wear it.

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Yeah, I think the nipple bra itself has been pretty successful. It's been restocked a couple of times and actually like it's found a loyal community of people who have had or have breast cancer and they've lost their nipples. So like it's been great for that community. And I think it's like you see there's an audience for everything. There is the pierced nipple.

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I just feel like if you want that look, why wouldn't you pierce your nipple? I guess it's like a commitment that you don't necessarily. Or maybe it's like a fun thing like every once in a while on a night out.

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What if he was like really only into you? Right, and now he's not interested.

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From the people themselves who bought them or got deceived. Got deceived by the product. Yeah. But I just feel like we're so in it now. Like I think there's fake butt shorts, like fake, now we have fake hips, even a padded bra. You could have made that case like 20 years ago if someone's wearing padded bra.

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Yeah. And I mean, I don't need wider hips personally, but I could see like a person who would benefit from this. And I guess, you know, she's there to serve.

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I do think half of this is marketing and then the other half is like actually catering to a mass market audience, which is brilliant. Yeah. No, she's doing a great job. Like I wouldn't I wouldn't doubt her. Our next story, speaking of dating and what you're looking for, Tinder is testing out a new height filter to help people connect more intentionally.

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So this is going viral because Tinder has been accused of superficiality after testing out a new feature that allows users to screen potential matches based on height. This is part of a broader effort to help people connect more intentionally on Tinder, a rep for the dating platform said.

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The new vetting function is located in the discovery section of the digital romance service and lets users specify the maximum and minimum heights of their matches. The function will only be available to users who subscribe to Tinder Platinum. a premier subscription tier that starts at $39.99 a month.

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Along with the new height option, the tier also includes prioritized likes, a specific interest filter, a message before you match function, and more.

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Yeah, and I just feel like where does it end? You know, if this is like, I feel like doing, it's been usually like age, location, like there have been filters that like are the set filters that like we're okay with, even though, you know, technically age, it's like you might actually connect with someone a little bit older and you might miss out on that. But I do think this is really limiting.

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The Valeria Revolution with Valeria Lipovetsky: Wednesday, June 4th, 2025

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No, that's good. And I feel like that's a lesson that you do have to learn the hard way and like comes over time. Yeah. Because when you're first starting out, it's like, well, I don't want to do less. I want to do more. Like, of course, like, you know, that's a awesome mentality. Yeah, that's a mark of success, too. And like, you do have to do the most to get to a certain place.

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I think people, will it's just like you can like geoengineer like your perfect person what soon we could do hair color i saw people being like okay well let's do weight

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It is. I don't think it's productive either. I don't think it's going to like yield better relationships. I think it's just going to encourage people to be superficial when I, I, I'm personally like very much like it's about the person. I know everyone says that, but like, I really believe that like I'm not superficial. when it comes to looks.

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He's 5'9", and he's not 5'11". The difference of two inches, you're going to build a life over two inches.

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The Valeria Revolution with Valeria Lipovetsky: Wednesday, June 4th, 2025

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Yeah. I wouldn't do well at all. So you never were on the apps or anything like that? No, there was no apps. How did you meet your husband? At a Shabbat dinner. Oh, that's so nice. Was it meant for singles or it was just coincidence?

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We met both through work and also we had matched on a dating app. And so when I started at my new job and I met him, he like told me that we had matched, but we never went out or anything. I never even saw that we had matched, but it actually just helped move us forward quickly. Cause it's like, oh, we're interested in each other. It was a green light for sure.

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And then you can like look down from the top of the mountain and be like, okay, what do I want to water and like focus on? Yeah, exactly. So here we are.

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And so like everything happened pretty quickly after that.

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I actually really like when I was on Hinge, how it was based was like it was through your Facebook and you would only get matched with people for the most part who you had at least one mutual friend with on Facebook. And I feel like that, and then everything else you could do like, you know, radius and age and whatnot.

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But I feel like that's a really good way to meet people because even the people that I know who've met through dating apps, they do know at least one person in common or they've met before through like network. And I think that's a really good foundation for meeting someone.

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Yeah. I don't know if Hinge is still like that or what they do now, but when I was on the apps and I was on a lot of apps, I went on a lot of app dates and I was just like really open. It was definitely like the, my preferred app.

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I just felt like it had the most potential for like a lasting relationship, not just like a hookup or someone just like, yeah, you could have a good date, but like I have another date tomorrow. Like, Who are you? I love that. Our fifth and final story, a little fashion news. Britney Spears and Balenciaga are collabing.

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Their debut collection includes hoodies and baseball caps selling for over $1,000. So it's like limited edition Britney Spears merch made by Balenciaga. It's like concert tees sort of thing, hats.

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Oh, so yeah. Now they're remaking it for the people who missed it.

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She does. And she needs endless money so that she doesn't have to worry.

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But I feel like she doesn't do that for money. I think that hurts probably her revenue opportunities. I think she does that for the love of dance.

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Yeah, I found this collaboration to be interesting, and I don't hate it, except I do hate Balenciaga. Do you still shop Balenciaga? No.

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No, me neither. So even if we wanted to support Britney on this, like we're not going to support Balenciaga. But however, I do think it's a good move for Britney like any. Yes.

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And this and Balenciaga is like a high fashion and it's a good move for Balenciaga because, you know, they need all the help they can get, even though so many celebrities like still work with them and then are surprised why we don't like them.

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I think, yeah, the other brands that whoever owns Balenciaga, like the other brands that they own just pay for Balenciaga because they don't want to admit like what a big mistake they made.

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I feel like the media moved on and like everyone acts like Balenciaga is normal and like celebrities moved on. But the people. That's what I'm saying.

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It's true. So. It's really true. But like when you go to like Saks, like the sale racks are all Balenciaga. Like the store within the stores, like it's the only empty one. Like the people were still mad. Yeah.

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Yeah. And it's a bigger statement than people realize. I think so, too. However, I never owned that much Balenciaga to begin with. And so I didn't like sell it or sell the things that I had. I never had anything that said Balenciaga. Like I have the city bags. I don't wear them anymore.

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Yeah, like he didn't make them. I didn't make those. I agree. And I'm just waiting for them to like come back around because I would wear mine again. But I feel like if you owned Balenciaga already, like you could still wear, like that's fine. But like we don't, when we see you in it, like we don't know when you bought it. We judge. Yeah.

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So. So those are the Fast Five stories. You absolutely needed to know them. You absolutely needed to get to know Valeria. Thank you so much for joining us this morning and giving us your time. Where can everyone follow you?

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She's such an amazing content creator. Like give her a follow, even though she doesn't need it. She has millions of followers and like she doesn't need us at all. And so we're glad that you graced us with your presence.

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And so like you're starting at the top. But I only want the Stassis. Yeah, most good shows have a Stassi, but if you think you're going to go on reality TV and you're going to meet a million Stassis, there's only one Stassi.

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Okay, you could also start Vanderpump Rules. That's actually a great American show, the show that Stassi got her start on. Yeah. Like the early seasons is like...

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peak reality television so if you want to know like what it's all about and they're running a restaurant they are working in a restaurant yes and in the early days they really were working there like lisa vanderpump owns the restaurant and they wanted to give her a show about what goes on in her restaurant so they and they she just happened to have like really interesting people working for her

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Now, the show's not even on right now, but like now it's like people fake work there just to like film pickup scenes or whatever. But back in the day, like they were really working at the restaurant. That was their full-time job. Like they weren't making a lot of money. They were just scraping by and they were just like so excited to be on this reality show. They left it all on the show.

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And the toast. Thank you so much. Seriously, you're set for life with those. Thank you guys for listening. We will see you tomorrow. Love ya. Bye.

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The Valeria Revolution with Valeria Lipovetsky: Wednesday, June 4th, 2025

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And did you have a moment where you really like... growed exponentially or it's just like slow over time? Was there like a platform that you went to that sort of catapulted?

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I understand. Okay, well, yay, gold star for me. I finally got a pronunciation. It's a good start.

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I'm so excited that you are here. You are a massive creator, YouTuber, TikToker, Instagrammer, podcaster. Mm-hmm. I actually first discovered you through your podcast because I feel like everyone has probably seen your face on their feed at some point because your clips like go really viral. You also create a lot of viral content.

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No, I know. But that's what it takes to like get to where you are now.

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What was the format of your show when you started?

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it did not work and it was also exhausting yeah to do no it's a lot of work and i think a lot of people who are on social media are like okay well duh i'll do a podcast i like to talk i'm on camera like my personality but then you don't realize it's actually much like it's almost like simpler and more complicated than that oh yeah and especially when it comes to the conversation like it is meant to just be like simple and interesting you don't have to be like doing the most for an hour

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on and speak in the most like open raw way it's not so simple as people think yeah because you get into your own head yeah no it's true and everyone thinks like oh i could do a podcast and go ahead try like it's not it's not so simple um but when you get it right like it's really so enjoyable for people and to do it yourself and like put that side of yourself out there i feel like even the way i think about my own social media it's like

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I'm most myself on the podcast. I take my time to say what I'm thinking. I can work through a thought. I don't have to make a statement in 60 seconds and there's just no context. You can tell a story. You can take your time. You could just go on tangents. That's just how my brain is more.

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And now you also do the creator method, which is like a online class to teach creators how to become creators.

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I feel like in the beginning, the podcast and probably just like you said, like we were when we started, I was maybe 25, I think. And Claudia would have been 23. And I felt I feel like the podcast was more a reflection of our like social media personalities, just like really like. But I think our social medias have changed over the years and being like more pared back and curated almost.

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And the podcast has just widened too and just is like deeper, but that's also a function of us growing up and becoming mothers and just like the conversations are deeper. And we were having like so much fun in the beginning and it's always been fun and it's always been like pretty successful and popular, but I just think like the range of it has changed.

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i hate it yeah that's a tough dynamic my kids are still really little say all the stuff you have in your head right now because it's gonna become filtered no i don't even know what what would what will change about what i filter like i can't even predict it you know yeah but i'm sure there will be things where i'm like okay that's not my favorite i don't want the teacher to hear that like i know that's really crazy to think about

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Yeah. So I'm sure you get this question all the time. Like, what advice would you give to someone who wants to start out? Like, what is your number one piece of advice?

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Chose and happy, what is it? Oh, it's Wednesday. Wednesday, which beautifully for me feels like a Monday because I'm back at home and yesterday night felt like a Sunday. So I'm kind of jazzed about that.

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Obviously for a gal on the go, like having one, you can eat it out of the bag. It's so easy. It's fresh. It's delicious. It's healthy. But also like you're throwing a dinner party, like making a salad is just really not what you should be wasting your time on. Like use the one from the bag. And I know what you're saying, like Taylor, charity, chopped salad in a bag. Like, no.

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Everything you think you know about salad in a bag, like throw it out the window. This is fresh. It's pre-washed. It's like culinary. It's really elevated. And the chopped salad kits from Taylor Farms are available at all major grocery stores. Once you have one, like you're just going to always want a couple in your house because it's such a good snack.

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I think it's sometimes like a salad snack, not like a whole meal, but you can like make chicken and make it a whole thing. So check that out. Today's episode is also brought to you by Noble, a training brand created to support you in your daily pursuit to be your best self. And Noble has footwear options for anywhere and everywhere life takes you.

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But now that I'm really starting to try and get back into fitness, at least like even just walks, having the right shoes. Like if I roll an ankle, I'm out for a week. Like it's really important to have the right proper footwear. To support you in your journey. So the holiday season is obviously like here. And you want to get into the girly gifting spirit? Check out Noble.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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I actually think my body is aching from the weight of my breasts being carried all night. Jackie, I was up all night and like, God forbid, I just got up. I couldn't get up. Like it felt like bricks on my chest. It was such a bad idea. And I feel like my entire disposition is due to the fact that I slept without a bra. Interesting.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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What can I say? What can I say? Except you're welcome. Also not on my top 100 when real ones know. That it's there. Bet. Our first story, Taylor Swift has been named Spotify's most streamed artist for 2024 with over 26 billion streams. So as we shared, Spotify wrapped us here on an individual level, but a collective level as well.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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Right, I forget that there's general stats that get released as well. Right, so... Spotify's global head of editorial announced the top streamed artist globally of the year for the second year in a row is Miss Tailored with more than 26.6 billion streams globally this year. If only I knew really what a stream meant, you know? I know. It's just a lot.

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TTPD came out this year, right? Of course. And then Midnight's came out. Okay. So for her to, I guess last year, have like not released an album and still been the number one streaming artist because Midnight's came out in 2022. That's really impressive. I think this bodes well for, you know, Taylor's business and things. And the reason why I brought up the Beyonce thing is because

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I feel like you need a looser bra for sleeping. Of course. No, like I love the hatch maternity bras. It's like,

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I feel like everybody's been talking about Billboard announcing their big list of the world's greatest pop stars and who's number one, who's number one. And they announced yesterday that number one was Beyonce. It accompanied this big long article with all of her cultural impact and statements on her 25-year-long history. And the article actually opened up.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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So there were, I think, like 14 or 15 mentions of Taylor Swift in Beyonce's Billboard article, which like seriously, if I'm Beyonce, I'm mad. I'd rather, seriously, I'd rather have second place than first where every caveat is about Taylor.

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And the first paragraph of the whole fucking article ends with literally a statement that says, well, yes, if you're going to go by the numbers, streams and radio and airplay, if you want to get technical, Taylor Swift is the biggest. But we think Beyonce is because of her impact on culture. Yeah. I would be mad. Yeah.

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Yeah, actually in their opening argument for explaining why they chose Beyonce, they actually made a really great case for Taylor.

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I didn't even realize Taylor had all these accolades and what it really came down to, they said like cultural impact, but also Beyonce has taken up more of the quarter century because like literally she's older and Taylor didn't come into the game till like eight to 10 years later.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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as close as you can get to like not wearing a bra but it's something and those are really you why don't you borrow one while you're here you could take one maybe I will I just I still wear them I feel like there's a girl out there who's pregnant and thinking about sleeping without a bra tonight like don't fucking do it I'm telling you it will take me a week to recover I think that's really the cause of what I'm feeling like well luckily for you you're coming here tomorrow which the journey I don't envy you with your sickness but I was planning on making a chicken soup today

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for 25 years Taylor's been making music for 17 so like they got her on a technicality like just because she's older okay I'm older and then they're like and she has like great music videos and photo shoots I'm like photo shoots yeah they there's definitely a case for Beyonce to have been number one like it's such a subjective thing but the article was like literally written by a sweaty like it was written by somebody who wanted to cast doubt on Beyonce it was such a

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1387.122

negative article no they they wanted to address everything that everyone was going to say in response to this and in doing that they like they invalidated their argument right and then this is also really interesting so spotify's most streamed artists of 2024 globally were announced taylor's number one obviously and now just like i hate to compare but like billboard fucking did this to us yeah and like we everyone's always like don't compare the two greatest women like why do we i wasn't going to it was billboard who did this because now like i'm like oh taylor was number one but she's number two um who number so where's beyonce

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1417.222

Beyonce was the number 41 most artists streamed the year globally and she had an album come out this year a big album okay so that's what's so crazy about it because not every year is going to be number one that's totally fine but if it's a year that you released an album and your cultural impact is what billboard says it is like you're okay maybe you're not gonna be number one you'll be in top five certainly top 10 so to be number 41 is actually really crazy so yeah now now I'm looking at Beyonce critically

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1442.046

No, now I'm really, I'm really sus now. I would have never thought much about this. And if, if we weren't having this Beyonce Taylor conversation, I might not even noticed or made note that number 41 on the list, but like, that's really crazy. I thought people like listen to Cowboy Carter. I did. Was it in your top? She wasn't your top artist? No, it wasn't.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1461.557

Because I listened to it on release week. And that's, I think, how you know the real difference between an album and an album that feels like a real album.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1467.799

Do you listen to it when it's released? We all listened to hear it. But were people listening to it on repeat?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1472.921

No, no. I listened to it to hear it. But then I listened to it for a week or two after, too. I digested it. There are albums from this year, Sabrina Taylor, that I am still actively listening to that came out months and months and months ago. I haven't really picked up Cowboy Carter since like two weeks past its release. Right. So it sounds like some other people didn't either.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1494.565

Now the party line on social media from like Swifties mostly and people who just don't agree that Beyonce should be number one is that Jay-Z, you know, cut a check to Billboard to make Beyonce number one. Now I... I don't think that's true. Me neither. Like, one, I don't think it's, like, feasible. That's not how these things work.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1511.84

But also, like, even if he could, like, do I think Beyonce and Jay-Z give a flying fuck what Billboard magazine said in some random article?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1518.586

No, and, like, why does this list— I doubt they know that this list— Why does this Billboard list have everyone in a tizzy? Like, on the one hand, I feel like they really stepped in it and regret ever doing it because everybody hates them. But on the other hand, like, we've never been talking about Billboard more in, like, their editorial department. It's true.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1533.619

I can't tell if this is a win like it's like no all press is good press but we're not talking about them favorably but like seriously this list that's never come out before has everyone in a chokehold about its fairness yeah no and and people are also pointing out it feels like so many people were left off the list I didn't even realize until I saw it on Liz Wood's story uh pink

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1559.133

Right. Where's pink on this list? Now, we know Kelly Clarkson was left off the list, but we're used to people like, you know, taking advantage of our girl and sleeping on her.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1568.765

Pink? Yeah. Pop star, but you put on a bunch of people who are not pop stars.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1573.71

Correct. You put on bands, which is literally the opposite of a pop star. Right. Let's go through most artists streamed globally, because it's just interesting. Number one.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1582.962

Oh, and the other thing, sorry, because you reminded me, globally, and I think this might be why Beyonce is so low on this list, is that one of the critiques that I've seen of Beyonce and why she shouldn't have been number one so much is that like, we know Beyonce, right? And we know Taylor. And Taylor is to us what she is to a fan in Sweden.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

16.696

We're happy for you. It doesn't feel like that for us, but okay.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1603.175

Like her cultural impact is really uniform throughout the globe. And what people had said is like Beyonce actually doesn't have that big of a carry in other countries.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1613.142

Which is why she might be lower on that list. I would be curious, did they release a US list?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1617.725

Probably, but I only have the global one. I'm going to find the US one. Up in front of me. So number one, Taylor. Number two, The Weeknd. It's always surprising how high up he is. And that's pretty consistent year after year. It's consistent. I've never sought out his music, but I know a lot of it. Like, that's impact.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1633.658

Yeah, no, but he has, like, you only get to this level if you have, like, serious, serious fans, and he just does, whether we are them or not. It's so crazy. Number three, Bad Bunny. Number four, Drake. Five, Billie Eilish. Six, Travis Scott. Seven, Peso Pluma. Eight, Kanye West. Nine, Ariana Grande. Ten, Fyde. Then just skipping down to the people if you're wondering where they are.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

165.611

Okay. What about this? Like I'm going to make a chicken soup so that I have tasty. I'll pluck out the chicken for you and noodles.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1657.537

Number 19, Sabrina. Number 20, Post Malone. 23, Rihanna.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1663.341

It's crazy that Sabrina had the number one most streamed song. Espresso was the most streamed song. But she's number 19. Yeah.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1670.846

I believe the numbers here. Yeah, me too. Also, the other artists have like years and years of albums people are listening to. For Sabrina, like if they're just listening to one song, it doesn't count towards like a lot of minutes.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1683.337

By the way, so the top 10 artists in the US, I don't know if they released beyond 10, but Beyonce is not in the top 10 for the US. Okay. But Metro Boomin is.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1692.546

Metro Boomin is number 17 globally. I don't know who that is, but I think I'm old. Also, Zach Bryan's 24 and Morgan Wallen's 28. I thought that was interesting. Say it again. Zach Bryan is number 24 globally. Oh, I thought you meant age. Oh, no. Number 24 globally, Zach Bryan. He's the biggest country artist globally. He doesn't identify as country.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1714.345

Number 28 is Morgan Wallen, who I thought was the biggest country artist globally. Morgan Wallen did not release an album this year. Zach Bryan did. Okay. And Luke Holmes isn't on this list, which is like kind of disgraceful that you guys aren't spending your time listening to him.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

172.333

No, no. Okay. Like I don't like soup. Although if I am like forced to partake, I do prefer matzo ball.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1728.774

The top 10 podcasts in the US is interesting in the sense that there are a couple of people on here I've never heard of. And Theo Vaughn is the third most popular podcast. On Spotify. Oh, right. On Spotify, which is true. But like, have you ever heard of Smosh Reads Reddit stories?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1744.824

No, but will you read the top 10 podcasts? Let's guess. You guess, okay? Okay, number one, Joe Rogan. Correct. Number two, maybe armchair expert? No. The Daily. No, but they both are on this list. Okay. Give me a category. Comedy or news? Swirly. Swirly? Yeah. Number two, Swirly? Yeah. Call her daddy. You're forgetting. Okay. Number three, Theo Vaughn, you said. Number four, Armchair Expert?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1777.999

No. You're thinking shows that we literally have heard of. We've heard of this one, but it's really not our thing. So it's news?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1787.219

Crime Junkie. No. Crime Junkie. Yes. Five? Armchair Expert. No. The other one. Yes, yes.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

179.153

Okay, I've never made matzo ball. But I learned.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1793.962

Six? You're never going to guess this one. Okay, tell me. I literally didn't even know this person had a podcast. Bill Maher? No, similar. John Stewart? No. Take a right turn. Ben Shapiro?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1811.031

A little more right. More? Megyn Kelly? More... Oh, not Huberman. No, no. Keep going, right?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1821.011

I bet you don't know this person as a podcast. Oh, Tucker Carlson. Yes. Eight. Are we up to eight? You're up to seven. And it's someone you've mentioned. No. Ben Shapiro. No. Who else did I mention? Megyn Kelly. We talked about him a lot this year.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

183.295

I can learn. I can learn anything.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1840.799

And I already met Bill Maher, Tim Dillon. Hubermeister. Oh, Huberman. Sorry. Okay. Yeah. Number nine. Eight. You're up to. Oh, just.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1851.382

Yes. Yay. And then nine and 10 are the shows I hadn't heard of. Smosh reads Reddit stories and the Sean Ryan show.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

186.837

Like if Turdy needs matzo ball soup.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1864.345

And it sounds like people are having fun with their podcasts. Sort of.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1868.458

Oh, and you know Apple Music did like their own, it's called Apple Music Replay. Taylor was also the number one artist, but I'm really not interested in the rest of their. No, I would want Apple's podcast. Yes, I actually would love that because that's where most people listen to podcasts.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1882.287

Yeah, so that would be interesting. I'm not interested in their music. Yeah. It's just, no. Yeah. So that's the year in music. It was a very good year. It was a good year. And it reminded me, because the only song in my top five that wasn't children's music was We Can't Be Friends by Ariana Grande. And I just want to say, I love that song. I'm listening to it again, having a renaissance.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

19.739

Like hack your own week. Even though I worked, it's not even like I didn't work Monday, Tuesday. So just a little week hack.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

190.239

Jackie, what's that from? Law and Order. Oh, my God. It's like this random episode of Law and Order for some reason. Us as kids, like we quoted all the time. I don't even know. She's like a mom? No, I thought she was a child. But she wanted to raise a kid and she was like, but I can learn. Oh, that's really sad. Olivia would know.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1905.369

And she was snubbed by the Grammys. The amount of streams on that song, it's like over a billion compared to other songs that were nominated that didn't have that. And I feel like when they were doing the nominations, she was kind of out of fashion because of the

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1918.397

affair and like people weren't about her and like now everyone's loving her because of wicked and they're like they were two weeks too late with their too early with their nominations because i feel like if it was now now they shut ariana grande out of the grammys really want to do that she's the biggest star in the world right now cool and now she's not gonna come yeah cool you played yourself for you know best pop vocal album she should have been nominated for song of the year with that that's it i don't disagree i don't disagree so you played yourself

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1946.396

Are you ready for our next story? I am. Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan break up after a year of dating. Some good news of the day.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1957.852

Oh my God. Well, it's so layered. One, like let's just talk about the breakup because we have long kind of been advocates against this relationship. She can do so much better in so many different, when he was like having his salt burn moment and everybody was briefly obsessed with him and then it turns out like, oh man, he's actually been dating Sabrina Carpenter and she was really on the rise.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1976.221

after that like it wasn't working for me I just I don't like it yeah so they have been like on and off for a while but now it's coming out that they've decided to take a break so I guess that means like break up and not get back together what's the difference between on and off I don't know but this seems final and I'm going to take the win but what's the bit that you wanted to share

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

1995.183

So the reason why it seems final is like because something happened. Like he cheated on Breener. Loser. In early November.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2004.03

Let me tell you the girl. Early November. Disgusting. She's like a streamer, TikToker, whatever. This was all on Dumois. And then like one of the girls, like former friends, Libby Dunn. You know gymnast?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2018.299

She, like, kind of confirmed it. She, like, made a TikTok, like, basically saying, you know, when the person you knew sucks, like, now everyone knows. Like, she's... Everyone's getting involved. So... This is what Demois said.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2034.704

On the closing night of her biggest tour to date in L.A., he was busy getting very cozy at San Vicente bungalows with a blonde, semi-famous L.A.-based influencer who's particularly big on TikTok. Now, people...

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2048.61

did their work and they were doing research and then the girl like kind of confirmed it and it was giving very much that girl who said that she had sex with tommy fury but the only difference was like this girl wasn't haggard looking she's actually like very cute and like we wanted sabrina and barry to break up and they don't have a kid together and that's good who so she's and that's a girl who's a streamer wait i have to find her name i don't know why they're making it so hard like she plays games on the internet

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2075.422

what's her name oh yeah brecky hill yeah she plays games on the internet um she's like tiktok i saw somewhere that she was a streamer i don't really know what that means she's a social media personality with over four million followers on tiktok so maybe she's just a tiktoker okay okay okay and she's friends with livy dunn i think at one point i think they had like a falling out i'm team livy

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

209.154

Olivia was really struck by the episode and that's why we started quoting it all the time.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2098.478

When the gossip gained traction, many users on social media began to criticize Hill for seemingly capitalizing on the situation. She quickly became a focal point in the speculation after she reposted several TikToks.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2113.86

discussing the breakup so she was like kind of flexing like yeah look they broke up and it was me like reposting these videos she shared them shortly after she shared them shortly after the rumors began circulating and then it led to further rumors linking her so she's like very subtly um like confirming and like kind of proud of the fact and while I didn't want these two to break up like being a homewrecking slut sorry is nothing to be proud of yeah like we're still don't like you but

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

213.9

I can learn how to make matzo balls.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2139.176

I'm glad they broke up. And I'm sorry that Brainerd's going through heartbreak, but you know it's going to make her stronger. I just think it's so crazy.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2145.72

And it's going to lead her to the person she's meant to be with. You can be Brainerd, right? Top of the world. Top of the heap, right? Literally the most gorgeous girl on the planet. Having success like you've never seen. And you're literally doing charity being with this rat face ugly man, okay? And he has the audacity on a night like that's important to you. To step out on you.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2169.178

I mean, if you've ever been like cheated on, this actually should make you feel good. Like there's nothing wrong with you.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2175.701

Yeah. And it's a gift because it shows you who this person is and it takes you out of this relationship you shouldn't be in.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

218.966

Yeah, learn. Well, not if you're not in the mood for soup.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2185.356

that's what she should not be with this man and so like so yeah everything is like moot because we're happy about them but you know wrong is wrong yeah right is right it's true and i'm like and it shouldn't have gone down this way it should have gone down because sabrina woke up one day and took her goggles off her barry goggles and said i don't want to be here anymore

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2205.829

Um, where as a culture did we land on the word slut? Like at one point, like that was getting you canceled. And then Amber Rose, I kind of brought it back. And Taylor has that song. Right. And like, I understand why it's derogatory. I did just use it, but, um. Like, is my career over?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

222.509

I'm not in the mood for soup, but I am in the mood to be at your house. That sounds nice. We'll take good care of you here. It is one fucking degree. It is so cold. I'm ready. What is the degree there? In the 30s. We hit the 30s. We hit a new decade this week.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2222.93

I think it's okay. And I think it's a good word. It's descriptive. And I kind of like that we had to stop.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2230.032

I like that we kind of had to stop using it because maybe it was getting overused. And now, like, if somebody's using it, like, you're a slut. Like, it feels sharp.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2237.354

Whereas maybe at one point it was kind of dull. Like, we were overusing it too much.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2240.075

Yeah, yeah. And you were calling people in for, like, you know, just being... Like wearing a short skirt. Sorry, that doesn't make you a slut. Yeah, just not called for.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2248.864

It doesn't mean that the word doesn't exist and that it doesn't have meaning. Right, right. I think the problem, one of the issues was like, what's the male equivalent? And now I feel like we have a few, like fuck boy. Yeah. And why can't a man be like a whore?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2264.135

Yeah, he can. Yeah. Man whore. We literally have that word. Whore is a good word too. Whore. I also like a hooker.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2274.312

Do I like the word hooker? That's a good question. Let me think, let me think. Because, no, it doesn't, it doesn't, like, the word slut feels like a tongue lashing.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2283.663

But I just like, oh, that hooker. Yeah, that's good too. It's good. Are you ready for our next story?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2293.758

But if they call me a slut. I don't like that song, though. I actually agree. When I saw the title of the bonus tracks for 1989 and there was one called All Caps Slut! I thought it was going to be like, shout out to my ex, slut. Like something like really pop anthony.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2309.767

And it kind of was giving like slow ballad slut. Oh, by the way, I just need to make a note because of the chart data that we have. Let me see if she's here at all because I'm not seeing Charlie XCX. And so... That's actually surprising because Brat was Brat. They have you thinking that Brat took over the world. It took over the internet.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2332.049

Yeah, there was a conspiracy theory that Brat is an industry plant. Brat is an industry plant. Was there a theory outside of me?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2338.011

Yeah, yeah. I saw it on Twitter.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2341.913

That Brat's in a simulation or something. Because if you look culturally, Brat is everywhere. I mean, it became one of the presidential nominees aesthetic for her campaign. Right. So you would think it was like GTPD level.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2354.768

And she is noticeably missing. And they're saying Brad should be album of the year. She wasn't top 50 stream artist globally.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

236.357

We're in the 60s, which welcome to the 60s.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2362.212

I didn't know that because I actually would say, you know, Brad kind of was the album of the year because the simulation made me think that. Maybe you just forgot to take your VR goggles off.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2371.097

Yeah, perhaps. So that's just worth noting. It is. Our third story is seriously so crazy. And... Is it Azealia Banks versus Mattie Healy? No, it's Vicky Gumbelson on the Vile Files. Vicky Gumbelson was caught trash talking Nick Vile's podcast in a shocking hot mic moment post-interview. So Vicky Gumbelson went on the Vile Files remotely from the beach. She called in. She did a little interview.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2404.467

And then, you know, they say their goodbyes and she forgot to end the Zoom call, of course, and starts talking about the show. And they left it in. She goes, that was a favor to her dad. He's got 7 million views. Unclear who's dad, who's views.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2417.373

So at first I was thinking that she was saying, she was doing it as a favor to Natalie, who's Nick's co-host and his wife, Natalie's dad or something. Maybe they know each other. Maybe he's a farmer. But then she was like, he's got seven million views. So I'm pretty sure they were maybe I think Vicky thinks that Natalie is Nick's son, a daughter. Excuse me.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2437.665

Yeah. So I think seven million views has to do with the show. Then she goes on to explain his credentials. She goes, I was a guest on his show. He's got his own network, his own show, his own thing. I've never heard of him. She went on to mispronounce his last name. I heard her say Nick Biles, but maybe she said Nick Viles. Either way, wrong.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

244.762

It's so cold for here. It's so amazing.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2458.0

Jackie, I just saw the funniest TikTok about Nick Viles' last name pronunciation. Because, you know, people always say, and it's so true, like the Vile Files is probably one of the best titled podcasts on the planet. Yeah. except when you do the proper research and you find out that Nick Viall's last name is actually Nick Viall. Yeah, and he's told us, I know that somewhere.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

247.679

Yeah, that's nice. So, okay, I do have some things to look forward to. Life is worth living.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2480.403

And anytime he's ever been, like, they were playing old, in his TikTok, old clips of him on The Bachelor, like, and it was pronounced everywhere, Nick Viall. So it's actually the Viall-Fialls. And it's just like the tiniest, it's the tiniest flaw in a otherwise perfect title. And it was cracking me up. I think like everybody just started, everybody ignored the proper pronunciation of his name.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2500.017

So we just like leaned into it. Well, they're calling me vial anyway. I might as well take the vial files. The vial files is very fun to me. Now the internet is divided on whether or not Nick should have kept in this hot mic moment because at the end of the day, Vicky didn't say anything outright terrible. Just like, you know, every time you, first of all, I so relate to Vicky on this.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2518.28

Anytime I hang up, whether it's like someone I know, customer service, and I'm on the beach, especially having a cocktail, like I'm saying something nasty about the person I just hung up with. Like, sorry, it's the human experience. She really didn't even say anything that bad. And so if this were us, um,

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

252.481

Plus, you're coming here. Then we've got Gizmo on Sunday. And it's going to be a really big next few days. I feel like we're acting like it's not. I feel like we're acting like girls who don't have stuff going on. No, no. But we've got a lot going on.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2535.382

We would like send the recording to literally everyone we know, but we would not have shared it like publicly as a part of the episode, right?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2542.666

I don't think so. But I also feel like at the end of the day, she didn't say anything bad. Like this, it was just like an awkward moment. The only people she was offending were them. Like it's up to them what they want to do. It's not like she said something and like they're posting and it could end her career. And it's like she, like... So I don't really have an issue with them posting it.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

2559.674

It's also so Vicky. I'm sure she's cracking up. It's so funny. I don't think she's like hiding in her room embarrassed. I think she's like, oops.

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I don't have an issue with them posting it either. I do wonder if this – because they're a guest-based show. If this like has potential repercussions to like turn people off.

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I don't think so because I really think most people like can – be okay to hang up the phone. And he said on this, like... This is so housewives. They said here, like, the OC women, I think they have a history of, like, not ending phone calls and then going on to talk shit. Like, it's so congruous with them. I genuinely think it's so harmless. Of course, it's so cringe. But I don't think...

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I don't think it's bad. Look for vile pals. And honestly, it's such a funny moment. Everyone's talking about it. We're talking about Vicky. And again, I only have funny thoughts about this. It doesn't make me dislike her or anything. She's just hysterical. And of course, she sells insurance and she's 50 plus. She's not listening to the vile pals. I didn't expect her to be.

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I'm sorry to be so negative. I just need to tell everyone like I'm having a fucking terrible morning. Like I just feel like shit. And I'm so annoyed because yesterday was probably the best I felt in months. And I was ready to come on the show and be like, I'm out of it. You guys, I cracked the code. I actually did a workout yesterday. I stayed up late till 10 o'clock. Oh, my God.

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Do you think she even knows at this moment? I mean, it's gone so viral. There's a chance she doesn't even know about this. She's on vacation.

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I'm surprised shit like this doesn't happen more often. But I guess, like, really, how hard is it to hang up a Zoom? Yeah. And she had. Because even if you don't know how to hang up, like, it could have been that, like, she didn't hang up. But someone from Nick's team did automatically. But nobody hung up. Right. Right.

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She said that she made it. She did also make it clear early in the interview that she didn't want to be there. Because she said she canceled the interview. And I didn't know that they didn't cancel it. And she's had 400 meetings. So she had to like go through with the, it's like. No, she sounds like a dream guest, honestly. She's very authentic. And aren't we always asking for authenticity?

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And, like, it kills me that, like, we have stuff going on that we can't share. You know what I'm talking about, right?

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Yeah. And they weren't offended. Natalie was like, she's an icon. This is hysterical. She was like, I was sweating. And yeah, until the clip is over, I'm like clenching.

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No, because by the way, in the privacy of, she's obviously sitting with like a friend or a boyfriend, like, In the privacy of like a – You could say anything.

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Of all the things she could have said after hanging up from an interview she didn't want to be on, like it's actually really not that bad.

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No, if I did an interview that like for some reason I found offensive, like she obviously like had a problem with this interview and like I really didn't want to do it and I hung up and I'm sitting with Ben, I would have been like these fucking morons. Like I would have said something like that. So you know what?

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It could have been so much worse. So I think this is actually just funny and fun all around. Yeah. Yeah for the most part harmless. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?

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We've got some big things brewing. Yeah, so we'll just have to wait a year until we can tell you.

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Yeah we have also Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap. I totally forgot to like mention that at the top of the show.

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Yes our next story is not funny and fun all around because Khloe Kardashian claims that an old therapist leaked private information from her session to a tabloid and that's why she did not go to therapy for years and instead sought therapy in the gym. So she.

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sat down with bustle for an interview published on tuesday and she talks about how she turned to the gym as a form of therapy after being betrayed by her therapist she revealed she started working through her mental health struggles with exercise after her former counselor allegedly breached doctor patient privilege amid her divorce from lamar she said i remember i was going to therapy and the next thing i knew something private i told my therapist was on a tabloid and i knew that my therapist disclosed this information to a tabloid because there's no way this could have gotten out there right

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We'll just have to leave it at that and really annoy you guys.

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She did not disclose exactly what her therapist leaked about the marriage. And she said the traumatic experience kickstarted her love for fitness. It ruined her relationship with therapy for nearly a decade. She said, I stopped going to therapy and started going to the gym. I needed a release, but I did not trust anyone else anymore. And the place that I felt the safest was the gym. She said,

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Yeah. Oh, by the way, today's Spotify wrapped. Speaking of annoying, let me tell you, and I know that I'm not saying this because I'm in a bad mood. I'm saying this because I really fucking feel that way. Like, please stop. Okay, everyone is allowed to share one screenshot from their Spotify wrapped, whether you want to share what song you listened to the most, who your favorite artist was.

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Turns out she had a lot to unpack from the years. Her therapist was like, I think you should come three days a week. She was like, you really need to be here. And it all worked out.

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I mean, I feel like this is like regular people's worst nightmare. I think a lot of people don't go to therapy because like the concept of bearing like the worst parts of yourself to a human being who technically could run and tell someone. is like a real fear. Although, you know, you're kind of irrelevant. No one cares what's going on in your brain.

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Yeah, I wouldn't even expect that that's a fear of, a top tier fear. I think it is. I think it is. I think it keeps people from doing therapy. Just like saying the quiet part out loud, like things you've never said.

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Yeah. Well, that's just hard period, let alone then having to be concerned about a breach of trust. But I wonder if this keeps celebrities out of therapy.

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I think definitely, because I think it crosses people's mind who aren't celebrities, and so that fear is probably tenfold when you actually, your thoughts would be interesting to other people, lots of other people. And, you know, that HIPAA and that confidentiality, it's kind of like, yeah, it's the law, right? But, like, there's something, like, you're not handcuffed.

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Like, this person has free will. They could abide by the HIPAA or not. Like, it's a lot of trust. Yeah, of course, no, there are consequences, but it's not like... I am 100% sure that woman is no longer a practicing therapist. Good. Because also, if she's running in fabulous circles where she's getting recommended to Khloe Kardashian, she's working with other people of note.

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And I don't think Khloe would just let this lady...

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Yeah. Also, I think it makes sense to like share a therapist with your family members because then the therapist is like actually a really good picture of everything that's going on. And like you can't just like talk about the other person and they just think that other person's like the devil and never meet them. It's like, oh, if she really has all sides separately, she can give informed advice.

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Not that that's not going to therapy because of Kim. But I actually think it's like if she's really in your world, it's it. It sounds like a good idea.

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Do you remember that episode of Kardashians, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, like on E!, where they had like a family therapist come and they all, like Rob, everyone, Caitlyn, they had everyone come sit down. I think it turned into a referendum on- Rob. Rob. Yeah, yeah, I do. That was like, seriously, you, I don't know what they got paid. I think it was just a regular episode of the Kardashians.

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You couldn't pay me. And I think it's very common for people to go to different versions of therapy, counseling, group therapy on reality TV. And I know it's like staged, but you're still talking about real things. To me, not only do I, as a viewer, like I genuinely find it uninteresting, but like it's so personal. I wish they would stop doing that. I wish they would stop doing that.

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Like it's not even, it's not even juicy.

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No, and it's like when someone's finally going to therapy and it's like you're doing it on camera. That's not. it's kind of against like, it's the opposite of what it should be. And I also don't give a shit.

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Right. One of the first like memories I have of watching somebody go to therapy was Kourtney Kardashian was like a very early adapter. She was like one of the only girls going to therapy in her family and she would always film it. I'm like, that's really so crazy. Also something similar. This is the second thing that sort of like HIPAA violation has happened to the Kardashians.

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I don't care which fucking one you choose. You get one.

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Remember when Scott entered like a rehabilitation program and it was COVID. So it was all done on zoom and somebody took a screenshot and sent it to like a tabloid.

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Yeah. Also, I feel like I remember Jax Taylor going to therapy. I don't care. Yeah. When people go to couples therapy on camera for the first time, it's like, it's not a good sign. You know, you're not serious about the work. It's so true. And as a viewer, can't stress enough how uninteresting it is.

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people like doing an analysis on their fucking instagram story okay yours was funny because billy eichner being in your top five i'll allow it too because jackie nobody's is that interesting yours is probably the most interesting one could be and it wasn't even that interesting okay i'm sick of it like you get one i posted one flex yeah like not only is taylor swift my number one artist she's four out of five of my top songs like some of you bitches not to call out snitch have taylor swift as your number one artist and she's not even on your top five songs like please

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I really don't give a fuck. It's a lose-lose. I guess they get to film minutes. For everyone involved.

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No, I feel so awkward. I'm just like, please get me out of here.

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Yeah. No, and it's like if it's something that you would share to the entire world, but you have no inner thoughts or you're not sharing your inner thoughts. And in that case, it's pointless. Yeah, that.

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Use code TOAST today for meat you can trust, a free cut of your choice for a year and $25 off. GoodRanchers.com, it's American meat delivered. Today's episode is also brought to you by Amazon Live. I have such a warm, delicious spot in my heart for Amazon Live. If you're unfamiliar, Amazon Live is a shoppable streaming service.

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So it's an incredible shoppable video platform where you can explore the hottest products while connecting with the biggest influencers, you know, like turd self. You'll get to see products in action and shop as you watch. They've got everything from beauty essentials, live get ready with me demos, real time try on hauls. You can ask questions.

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There's a live chat of the stream and the person you're watching, like it's literally live. watching the chat. So you can ask questions about literally how they're doing their lip liner or like, you know, drama. I feel like we'll talk about it.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, actually Kyle Richards is always doing Amazon lives and there's so much drama this season because she talked about it on Amazon live. And if you're not watching Amazon live, you're going to miss it. Um, me and Ben did a huge cyber Monday live stream with Margo. We did gift picks, hosting hacks, meal inspo was so much fun.

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So if you go to Amazon, if you missed it, you can still watch it by the way, go to amazon.com slash the toast. You'll find all the Amazon lives I've done. Um, You can also stream and shop Amazon Live's new live TV channel on Prime Video under the DIY section, and you'll be able to shop along on your phone at the same time. So that's amazon.com slash a toast.

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Oh, and by the way, explain how that makes sense. For the second year in a row, I just want to say Spotify wrapped is no longer factual. I don't know what the angle is, but Claudia, how many times, even when you're here, how many times we listen to We Know the Way from Moana? How many times?

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What can I say? Our fifth and final story, a little documentary news because Aaron Rodgers' Enigma is coming to Netflix. Aaron Rodgers has a new docuseries on Netflix that will be chronicling his time and his comeback from his Achilles heel injury.

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pass like seriously have you seen the Jets they are stinking it up like sorry Aaron Rodgers there's no happy ending to the story like yeah he came back healthier and what to play worse than ever like the Aaron Rodgers story in New York is so depressing and like help us seriously you were supposed to help that is so funny so the trailer dropped for Aaron Rodgers Enigma is what it's called okay Erica Jane it's okay Churchill

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It's a three part. That's that Erica Jane quote. I'm an enigma wrapped in riddle and cash is a derivative of a Churchill quote, which is why she's our queen.

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interesting yeah um it's a three-part documentary series that will come out on december december 17th he talks about losing friendships family due to his views he talks about how it was heartbreaking he shares about his achilles heel and then he also talks about the future of his career and he talked a lot about in the trailer like about rfk asking him to be his vp pick and how when he was out down and out he had like two choices like to heal and play

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football still or run for vice president no i seriously this is so unserious i'm like so over aaron rogers like that is so crazy i thought you were obsessed that's your boy he was cute that's your boy he's really cute like his celebrity connections like i loved when he dated danica i loved of course the olivia munn i love the shailene woodley and then when he was coming to new york i was like woohoo and he's just like kind of done nothing but disappoint me and every time he's like in the news doing interviews he's like on zoom in this like turnt dark cellar like shit

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Yeah, like, looking so phobicida and, like, sourpuss. Like, he's just, like, really pissing me off. I'm going to watch this documentary because I feel like a lot is said about Aaron Rodgers. And I don't watch those interviews of him on Pat McAfee talking shit for a living. But, like, he's just, like, going on Pat McAfee, like, angry all the time. Yeah, no, like, just roasting everyone.

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I can tell you how many times. In the Hamptons? I can tell you how many times because I literally know everywhere to that terrible fucking song.

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And then I only see, like, quotes. I'm like, oh, Aaron, that's not nice. But I really.

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No, and by the way, let me tell you where Aaron Rodgers had me. When he was beefing with Jimmy Kimmel, like, obsessed. I literally dreamed to be with Jimmy Kimmel.

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That's peak Aaron. And it all just kind of went downhill after there, like, seriously. And the way, like, he had this miraculous recovery, and I was like, he's going to bring – Jackie, seriously, the Jets haven't won a game in weeks. Like, what are you doing if not helping?

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Well, I'll find out in the documentary. And I want to hear it from Aaron's self. There's much ado about Aaron. Do you think he's going to talk about Jordan and JoJo? That's a great question. I think it would have been in the trailer, but I'm going to hold space. That's a reason to tune in. That's a reason to tune in. Maybe a little Shailene. That's a reason.

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Then a big part of this documentary is him talking about his spiritual journey.

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OK, like I said, this is like where people when they go to therapy on reality TV, like they lose me. I'm uninterested.

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Yeah, but I'm going to give it a shot. So that's December 17th. And it's like a good thing to watch with your husband or boyfriend. That's like, yeah, that's good for everyone. So I'm here for it. I'm here for it. I like these documents. That's like I can get into those like the Martha one. Like I really I like it's quick. Ashley Madison, like three episodes, two episodes and we're done.

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Right. Not only is that not even on my hundred playlist. It's not on my playlist of my top songs of 2024. Lin-Manuel should have been my number one artist. Meanwhile, my number two song, Hakuna Matata, which is by four people, including Billy Eichner. And now Billy Eichner is my number four artist. Beating out Sabrina Carpenter, Shabuzy, Kacey Musgraves. It's a lie. It's lies.

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Yes, I think the issue is that to carry a documentary, I think you need to be like beaming with personality. And I think like Martha was so successful at that. I'm sure they had tons of footage to leave on the cutting room floor. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm just judging. But like Aaron Rodgers doesn't seem like the type of guy who's going to like dazzle me through the screen. Like he just doesn't.

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I don't think he's going to dazzle, but I don't think he's boring.

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As you said, like he hops online. Do you think he affies boring? I think he affies boring for sure. Like him or dislike him. Like everyone's always talking about him. So if you're an Aaron Swirly, which I thought that we were, December 17th on Netflix. He lost weight.

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Like when he started, like he's literally like not good at his job. So if you're gonna like talk so much shit, that's fine. But you have to like back it up.

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Is there a chance that, is it really his playing that's sinking the team or is it everyone else?

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No, I mean, they're not a great team, but you have allegedly one of the league's greatest quarterbacks. You should be doing better. And I guess Tom Brady always made it work. Right. They can run. There's not much for them to do. Everybody knows a quarterback is kind of the most important one. Aaron should go to the 49ers because what they need. is a star quarterback.

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But the thing is, I don't, I actually don't think, I think actually Brock Purdy is probably a better current quarterback than Aaron Rodgers.

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Yeah. But the thing about the 49ers is that they have like spent all their money on talent across the field and they don't have that like, you know, franchise quarterback, but they are so amazing because they have so much amazing talent. But if they had an amazing quarterback, they would have won the Super Bowl. That's like what I've heard, even though I love Brock.

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And if anyone says a bad word about him, like I will- come for you. Even though I'm saying about him.

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There are two quarterbacks who I remember, I don't know if they were the same year, but like there was so much hype for them. Joe Burrow, one he's like so handsome, but also that cutie Trevor Lawrence, who in my opinion looks like Kylie Kelsey. The two of them are like, yes, if you ever look at them faces, kind of giving like Hannah Brown and... And Whitney's husband. And Whitney's dad.

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Whitney's husband. Trevor Lawrence. Kylie Kelsey and Trevor Lawrence have the same exact face. Like, you'll see. And they also have the same hair. Oh, cute. Because he has, like, long blonde hair. I've never seen him with his helmet off. No, he's cute. And his wife is expecting. Like, they're really cute. There was a lot of hype. There were, like, these huge college football players.

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And then they got drafted. And, like, to, like, bad teams. So, like, they're kind of wasting away on these two. No, I'm sorry to, like, everyone on the green and orange teams. But, like...

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weenie one of them needs to go to the niners yeah but they don't have like the budget because they pay everyone else a lot and that works for them christian yeah yeah um what was the story oh aaron rogers yeah so speaking of television let's dive into our real housewives of beverly hills weekly recap last night was another episode and like seriously two moments they've been teasing like

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3663.647

this season thus far, we're both in the episode and they were both so anticlimactic. Like one, Dorit falling. How many times do we have to watch it? Like it was actually embarrassing for her.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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And two, God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

367.359

I'm feeling as though it's no longer data driven.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3673.42

Yeah. No, the fact that they hit us with a to be continued over that dinner spat, it's like really not boding well for the season. The bar is in hell. Like it's. I understand you want to drag the rest of the fight till the next episode. But, like, don't give us to be continued. I'm not on the edge of my seat. And I did want to see previews for next week. That's the thing that's annoying about TBC.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

369.62

It's not data driven. This Bluey song is my number one song. We listened to that for three weeks. Now, I just want to say it's a 30 second song. So we played it on repeat so many times. Right, right. So probably the length of it, we played it six times for every one time we would listen to another song. But that was not the number one song. The number one song was We Know The Way.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3691.235

We don't get previews for next week. And, like, don't you want me to... Like, I need to be a little titillated. Because I like the women of Beverly Hills. Like, even when they're just sitting around the table, like, they're fun to watch. But this season, like, isn't great. I don't really know how much better it's going to get. Especially because...

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3705.743

The cornerstone of the season is the fight between Kyle and Dorit, which should be like meaty because they were really close. They've been on forever. The issue, though, is that the reason why they're feuding is very confusing. So it's hard for us to like galvanize and get on someone's side because I don't know what the fuck's going on.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3723.567

same except that I felt last night at that dinner was the most clarity we've gotten up until this point where they were pulling out examples because we knew the BravoCon thing, which was so nothing. And I'm glad they showed that clip of Erica. I'm glad Erica's like taking a little bit of a stand while also staying in the middle. I'm glad they showed her reaction because it's such a nothing burger.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3739.379

And I felt like that conversation, and I'm sure we'll see the other half of it, was such a bad look for Kyle because she looked so small and so stupid. Every example. And then then cutting to the clip, what was the second one? Oh, well, you didn't speak up for Teddy. Are you fucking okay? Clearly Kyle had a horrible time at BravoCon and decided to take it all out. It was Dorit's fault.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3759.033

And she's like not letting it go. It was such a bad episode for Kyle because I also think the sit down with Mauricio was so awkward. And I think we got a little bit more clarity into the current status of their relationship, which is that like...

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3771.144

mauricio's out and kyle would be in if if he would be it's not even clear but then it makes it so confusing with morgan wade like they split up you know mauricio i think had a foot out the door but like kyle was also pushing him out the door and now it's like even if she couldn't even answer the question like do you want to get back together with mauricio because she doesn't know and and like they're saying he's going to greece which we know there's some pictures of him with the girl so i think that probably comes out next week and that's going to be like earth shattering for kyle because

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3796.816

She just thinks he's like living in his apartment and it is very, it's a weird spot that they're in.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3804.799

Yeah. So I felt like the whole episode was just like, Kyle's so hard to root for. And I like, you have sympathy that she's going through this thing, but like, so is Dorit. And Dorit seems like her situation seems toxic now. Like her and PK aren't getting along. He has this alcohol problem. The kids are losing their mind. Her kids are younger.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3820.384

Her situation, like not that I would ever want to be in either of them, but I'd rather be in Kyle's. And you know Dorit and PK definitely have some like fucking money issues that they've never really fully dived into. And a divorce will exasperate that. So there's a lot going on in Dorit. And I feel like she's keeping it together for the most part. And I do feel in the argument like she is right.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3836.374

Like I think she has a lot to be mad at Kyle about. And I think behind the scenes, the way she explains it, I can actually see their friendship being like unbalanced. And like Kyle's in charge. And she's just like kind of tired of being a doormat.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

384.306

And the number two songs were Spidey and His Amazing Friends. And my number one artist should have been Fall Out Boy because we listened to that album on repeat.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3845.383

Yeah, and it's like Dorit could make an infraction and Kyle would punish her differently than she would punish anyone else in the group.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3852.199

So when Kyle's like, you're acting so different, Dorit's like, yeah, I'm not letting you push me around anymore. I'm like, that's clearly an issue for you, so let's get into it. What the hell was, like, when, it was brought up twice by Sutton and Garcelle, and you know I love Garcelle, but sometimes she's like a dog with a bone, with the wrong things, like,

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3871.423

her and Sutton being like so offended that Bose and Dorit were having a conversation at the end of the table. Like, and then Garcelle's like, I mean, give us a chance to get to know Bose. Fucking try.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3880.389

Dorit went to her house. Make an effort. Dorit is talking at the end of the table to Bose about her personal life. Meanwhile, every time Dorit speaks, you say she talks too much, but she should share these personal details with you, even though you don't like listening to her speak. That was like-

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3892.697

so transparent to me it's like you either just want to hear about Dorit's pain or you just want to find something find fault with Dorit but it's a long it's a long table it's not even a circular table there's gonna be conversations at one end and conversations at the other and like sorry that you're at this end that and then they brought it up again like trying to make it seem like Dorit was doing something wrong like Dorit's obviously going through something she's talking to the person across the table for her like why she's in a bad stressful mood

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

391.648

It's lies. Yeah, I think when you have kids, like mine felt data driven. I'm going to say that I felt completely represented in the data. But also, you know, as a creator on Spotify, because we release our episodes, you also get your own Spotify wrapped, like sharing stats about how many countries were the podcast was listened to. And I felt like this year they really phoned in.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3916.857

And I actually don't think it's weird that Dorit, like, met this person for the first time and, like, unloaded on her. I think that that's oddly, like, very common. And everyone in the group has, like – so they know PK. Like, everyone has their preconceived notions. Like, this is just, like, a fresh person who seems really sound of mind and seems smart. And, like, maybe she would give good advice.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3933.564

Like, I could see you just, like, being drawn to her energy. It's literally not weird.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3936.425

No, and Garcelle's saying she's, like, getting close to Bose because Bose doesn't know, like, Dorit or have history with her. Like –

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3941.707

that's what someone like I don't who's so on the outside like Danielle Stab would do who it's like I'm literally have no other friends in this group so I'm gonna be a new person that's literally not what's going on here they obviously just have like things in common connection and that's like literally what happens when you meet people you either have a connection with them or you don't

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3961.175

And let me tell you something else Garcelle was doing that was bothering me. Like, and you know I ride for her, but, like, sometimes she's really hard to defend. Like, a lot of the women were doing this, like, in their confessionals, like, making fun of Kathy's, like, afternoon of relay races. Meanwhile, they cut to them on the beach. The women are laughing. I've never seen them have so much fun.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3974.261

And first of all, you know that's, like, my dream afternoon, like, playing Duck, Duck, Goose. Like, I love games like that. And I actually, like, inspo, I think Kathy is so funny. And it really, the whole point of the trip was, like, Kyle's going through a lot. Dorit's going, just to get everyone to laugh and relax. It's not supposed to be so serious. Mission accomplished.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3987.191

And everybody in their confessionals being like, what are we, 11? It's funny. Stop. Everybody was having a good time.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

3992.758

Yeah, they were. It was really funny. And the trip looked amazing. I'm glad that Kathy planned the trip. I like seeing- doing Kathy things. And I loved those hats. I thought everybody who put the hat on looked amazing in the hat. I agree. Even Erica said it was small on her head. She looked so, like the minute the lampshade came down, everyone looked fantastic. I want one.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4013.39

there was a sad moment in the episode when they were at Kathy's kitchen, like getting ready to get on the sprinter and Jennifer Tilly comes in with like her sick Louis Vuitton travel cases. And Erica's like looking, it wasn't even so much envy. It was kind of like a longing.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4023.879

Like there was a time where she could have, she had a relationship with Louis Vuitton if she wanted a custom, you know, Hollywood walk of fame hat box. Like, It was kind of like a glimpse into a former life and she lives well and she could buy herself nice things, but that's another level. And it made me sad for her.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4037.71

Yeah, I love her so much. I want... She's having an amazing season. I want just the best for her. She's worked so hard to like sustain a lifestyle, like to do, to live the way that she used to live on like a single income, you know, not stealing from victims lifestyle. From orphans and widows. Right, so she's just so great. She's a really great friend. She's really a voice of reason.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4057.425

I wish she would like... Get involved a little bit more. But I understand like she had a couple really hard seasons where she was the center of conversation all the time. And I think right now she's just like, OK, you guys take the heat for a second. She's happy taking a backseat.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4070.442

I need I need a billionaire businessman bow for her like today.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4074.468

Yeah. Me as well. Even though I don't even know if she would like go for that anymore. She's just been so burned. She's scarred. So we found out about Jelena Fertilli and her income. Her husband was the Simpsons. She has 10% of the Simpsons and no one thought it was. She didn't say 10%. She just said a piece. Oh, did she not say 10%?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

409.896

They usually give really good tea, like about like what other podcasts you're beating, like good shit. This one was so boring. Like I didn't even screenshot anything to send to you. Like there was nothing of note. Yeah. Spotify wrapped is not what it used to be. It's not.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4091.286

No, and when they were getting divorced, it was just like a popular show. They had no idea it was going to go on for, what is it, like their 45th season. The only thing that confuses me is her house being so small. I guess she's just one person. Like, how big of a house do you need? But, like, if I owned a chunk of the Sim Sims, like, I would have a bigger house. But, you know, different strokes.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4107.498

Different strokes for different folks. I... Don't find, and I just, I love a rich person on this show, so I have no problem with her. I don't find that she adds much. I think she's like a little kooky, but I'll hold off until I see more.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4122.383

Yeah, no, and this expectation that we all know and love Jennifer Tilly, like can we get, we got to know her a little bit last night, so like the context was good, but like still I don't know her. Who is this person?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4132.54

I think her ex-husband, by the way, and they didn't mention this, but I saw it on Twitter, he has passed away. Oh, sad. I think he passed away in 2015 from cancer, which I thought was odd that they didn't show that. Yeah. Maybe her and Bose will connect. Perhaps.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4146.75

So it was like a Nothing Burger episode, but nice to see the gals being rich. Gotta go to Oceanside. Yeah, learning about new destinations, being pargy and fashionable. Yeah, it's always a pleasant watch because of that.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4158.259

And I think they should wear this hat to the pardon night.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

4161.189

thousand percent that's our show thank you guys so much for listening to the chosen landing morning show where we deliver the best stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube so if you're watching this on YouTube please feel free to subscribe give this video a thumbs up we're also available on podcast.com podcast.com podcast.com give it a shot Claude give it a shot I'm gonna do something crazy like something I never do okay same we should have only done one love ya bye

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

421.742

And I just like, I seriously need everyone like not to be so mean, but like we're in this group chat with a bunch of our friends and everybody was like sending screenshots this morning and I literally wanted to read like you guys, nobody fucking cares. Like it's so uninteresting to me. Even if you're like my lover, the love of my life, Ben, I don't give a fuck.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

43.981

I feel like I've been hit by a bus. I am not okay. And I'm in a fucking bad mood about it. So I'm just letting everyone know that if you're like, Claudia's being so negative today. Well, I'm dealing with a lot. Eat my fucking ass, bitch.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

437.072

Like seriously, people are so self-involved when it comes to Spotify wrapped thinking that anybody gives a shit. What about all the people who tag us that the toast was their number one listen to podcast? So that was the next point I wanted to make because I've made the decision this year, you know, it's like always a flex.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

450.583

Like so many people, I mean, this morning I already have like over a hundred mentions. Like how many people tag us that were their number one podcast of the year. And it's so flattering. And every year I'm like always sharing them and like flexing on the other podcasters, but it's annoying. And I've decided I'm not going to partake this year, but I do want everyone to know like my DMs are flooded.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

465.56

everyone's talking about it i don't have plans to repost everyone but i'm gonna see how other people's reposts make me feel like if i'm hating watching them or i'm like oh this is like so fun i want to get involved maybe i'll repost i want to i want to read the room a little bit but i just want to say i give a couple fucks about spotify rap there are a couple things that are interesting

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

484.387

And our first story, which is the top streamed artist of the year, which is incredibly telling. And then I think there are people who like pretend to like certain things because it's like cool and edgy. And meanwhile, like your number one played artist is Taylor Swift. And like you're not listening to Martinez Brothers like you say you are.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

501.959

No, not only that, especially with the Taylor stuff. It's really interesting like to see people who like made Taylor their personality, acted like they've been Taylor fans.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

510.265

their entire life. They go to eras, like mostly like content creators and influencers. And it's like, she's not even on your wrapped because you were never a fan. That is an interesting part of Spotify wrapped. But do you find this? I find this and it's so funny and I get it by the way, this is not shady. Like I get tagged in a lot of like people sharing whatever. their podcast.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

527.262

And it's funny to see like what the other podcast swirlies will repost. They'll only repost when they're number one. And it's like making a point. So I'm like, bitch, let me post something so everyone knows I'm number one. And by the way, it's not shady at all. Tink's did this morning and she actually put us as number one, like with her podcast below.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

54.067

Claudia is not feeling well. So the physical symptoms, we can't help you with here at The Toast. You know, you're going to have to journey. You have to walk on your own. Thank you so much. The bad mood, emotional symptoms, that's what we do here. I know. And I'll feel better as I come out of it. You'll feel better throughout the show. So... I'm excited for that for you.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

542.557

But I have found over the years, like the swirlies are only resharing when they're number one, like showing everybody else is below me. Bitch, I do the same thing.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

549.164

I mean, of course. And I also ultimately share when like number one, toast, two, redheads, three, good guys, four, Shannon, like, and it's just TNN mania.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

557.51

Yeah. TNN mania. I saw a couple of those. So just know I'm watching every single one of your stories that you're tagging me in, but I'm not resharing it because I don't want to be annoying.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

565.335

I haven't watched them yet. So when I watch them, I'll see how they make me feel. Cause also some people write nice stuff. So I might do a little bit of resharing who knows what's in the cards. And then also another interesting thing about Spotify rap that I did find to be factual. Oh, Taylor Swift was my number one artist. I know everyone thinks I hate Taylor Swift, so I just need to say that.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

584.33

And they told me. Everybody does think you hate Taylor Swift. I literally have been a fan of her since debut. You bitches could never. You weren't even born. It's so fucking true, Jackie. Keep yelling at everyone. I love that. And Spotify said I'm in the top 4% of Taylor Swift listeners. And that feels right. I know I'm not the one.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

603.866

I'm not a crazy Swifty who leaves her album on repeat while I'm sleeping so she could get streams. But I'm not 50%. I'm not 75%. I'm 4%. I'm a big fucking fan. But I'm not the 1%, 2% stream.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

617.95

I was 0.05% top Taylor listeners. And if anybody's interested, I did stream, I think it was like 25,000 minutes of Taylor live.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

626.272

I feel like you need to share that stat so the other bitches know how real you are. Because maybe you don't even listen to Spotify so much and you just listen to Taylor's album to hear it. And so for her to be your number one artist isn't that big of a deal. But to be compared to the other Swifties and to emerge as 0.5%. 0.05%, Jackie. Yeah. That's a little scary.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

648.692

I don't know. I keep looking to see if anyone is like bigger than me. I don't know if they go lower than 0.05 because it's literally less than 1%. I don't know. But yeah, it does feel good. And I think that like, especially in recent years, it's kind of become like a form of social currency to be a Taylor Swift fan. Like you go to the era store, you travel, you wear cute outfits. And so.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

665.66

Some people I feel are definitely phoning it in. Me and Margo have this one influencer who we literally send back their content. Text me their name right now. Do I know who it is? I don't know, actually. It's a multi-platform. I'll tell you later. You probably don't know this person.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

678.988

We send back their content back and forth because we know that this person is like a fake Taylor Swift fan and decided one day to be one.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

685.511

See, I want to see her Spotify wrapped or his.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

688.718

yeah yeah i gotta check right yeah so it's not without its merit but it's not what it used to be i am finding like serious flaws there is something like non even last year hot dog by mickey mouse didn't crack top 100 and like that was our song of the year in the kids realm so it's not like they're keeping off kids songs because like my one two three do you think that maybe there are certain kids songs like mickey mouse like moana that they exclude from the algorithm because they're so popular

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

716.072

You would think so. They're like, okay, we're trying not to give you a kids Spotify rap. However, Bluey as my number one. And then also last year, Hot Dog was the song we played most for Mickey Mouse. I'm so glad that year is behind us, honestly. Donald went to Corton from the same album was on my top 100, but Hot Dog wasn't. Make it make sense. I can't.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

73.461

It's just like, can I not have a moment of peace? And I know everyone's like so tired of me complaining all the time. I'm sorry. Like, this is what I'm dealing with. Like, it is what it is.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

736.983

it's confounding it does not pass muster and um i do feel that my running of a 5k really influenced my spotify because that was really like probably the most the time of year where i listened to the most music and like focused so much on exactly what i was listening to and that's why the songs from ttpd that were in my top where they are my favorites but they're also the ones that i ran to so who's afraid of little old me is such a good running song same with i can do it with a broken heart um

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

761.238

So just like it reminds, Spotify Unwrapped, Unwrapped? Wrapped. Unwrapped is that show from Food Network. Spotify Unwrapped is actually nice because it reminds you of like things you did this year. Yeah.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

771.709

Like when I was going through there, like in August, you listened to a lot of old hits and that was because we were all in the Hamptons with the family and I was trying to like find music that everybody would appreciate. So it's nice in that sense. It's a trip down memory lane.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

782.48

What was your number one song of the year? Who's afraid of little old me? And that I am proud of. Also at this point, whenever I like a song, I like it. I add it to my like songs and I only listen to my like songs. So my top 100 Spotify playlist is just my like songs playlist and I'm not having fun anymore.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

800.806

And literally in the same order, like I'm bored. Can I tell you something? And when they were like, your number one song of the year is, I 100% thought it was going to be I love you for, I love you for life. I do think it's obviously less competitive. I definitely am in the 1% of top listeners of Katy Perry's new album. I'm surprised she wasn't in my wrapped at all.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

81.761

Understood. Well, we're full of shlema to turdy. Thank you. So you're having flu-like symptoms, you say?

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

822.36

I listened to like those four songs, Wonder, Lifetimes, Woman's World, 7,000 times.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

829.968

Yeah. Like, no, no, sorry. I don't know if that's true because it wasn't in my rap.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

832.57

No, no, I'm saying that's even a lot. Like, I know I listen to, I listen to Woman's World a lot. All the other songs from her album that I did add to my like songs because I like them, I eventually took off because I couldn't listen to them anymore.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

840.696

Oh my God, you're so wrong for that. Those four songs, like not the album, just those four songs are in Cray Ab.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

846.82

No, they, they, they don't pass muster. Like when you listen to them too much for me, but obviously not for you.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

853.225

Can I say something? Hmm. This is safe space. The safest. You know, we had this big moment yesterday with Muster, right? It was the title. Everybody was, like, loving past Muster. They thought it was, like, the best part of the episode. And I think, like, people are expecting it to, you know, now join Toasty Vernacular. I have something – I hate the phrase.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

87.303

No, just like I'm tired. Oh, and you know what? I got into bed last night and I'm like, you know what? I'm doing it. What are we doing? I'm sleeping without a bra. Like I'm just so sick of the bras like touching my skin. Okay. But my boobs are so big and so heavy. And let me tell you, mistake of the century. If you're thinking about sleeping without a bra, don't fucking do it.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

872.579

Like, something about – It's because it sounds like mustard. Yes, and you know I hate mustard. And you don't like mustard. But, like, I am not feeling naturally inclined to start throwing it into my everyday life.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

884.386

I don't like it. Okay, don't do it. That's not why I brought it up. I just don't like it.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

890.069

Okay, does it offend you if I say it? Honestly, yeah. That's unforged for you, because I can't be silent. That's unforged for you. I can't be censored. But good to know.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

904.415

Yeah. That it does not pass muster.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

909.158

I feel like today's episode is going to be a lot about the numbers. Yes.

The Toast

The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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Toast by the numbers. The first story will be by the numbers. The rest are just, you know, normal celeb fodder.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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We didn't get to chat, but there was a couple of things I wanted to make sure you included. So let me just run by. Did you include Sabrina Carpenter as a story? Yes, I did. Are you familiar with the lore of like the creator who is a part of this? No, no. She's like a streamer. Okay, I'll give you the tape. Okay. Second thing, Billboard announcing their number one.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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Well, that was going to be kind of in the numbers. That's fine. I think it should be a part of conversation number one.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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Okay, so that's it. That's it. Okay, great.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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Yeah. So now, without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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The Year in Numbers: Wednesday, December 4th, 2024

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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No, I need them to start stuff.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah. No, you're so right. They're being too cool, calm, and collected.

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These are extenuating circumstances though.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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They went through something really emotional. Of course.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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The lady said latte. No, you know they have like instant coffee or like, you know, crap. Like military food where that's like dehydrated.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, it comes in like a cardboard sleeve. Yeah, so I guess I'm not going to become an astronaut for a multitude of reasons. One, I don't think I'm physically fit enough.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And you also need to like live a minimal lifestyle. Like you need to be okay with less like material items. You don't take anything. You also need to be, I think, like okay with being bored, which is one of my least favorite feelings.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, but who am I going to space with? Because if I'm going to space with you, you're not going to play with me.

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I'd be playing a lot of solitaire.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Oh, that's good. So maybe if I want a chance to get you to play Monopoly with me, I just have to take you to space.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Jackie did play cards with me at Yardhouse, and that's why I love Yardhouse. It kind of brings out the best in people.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It was extra competitive with one deck.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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know if I would say whoop it was like a pretty long game and by the end like somebody needed to win and it just happened to be you honestly like I'm not I had strategies she did irons in the fire she didn't like that's the thing not to be like a sore loser because I can respect that like you won but it wasn't this like great feat okay so I won't tell you my strategies then for how to win at gym that's okay I don't need them I don't think I don't think that I do honestly you don't need them when you're not playing against me

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Okay, bitch. We have a great show today. Did you watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It was so good. It was. I don't feel like this season was the elk of a three-part reunion. Having said that, Part 1 didn't disappoint as much as I thought it would, given the fact that Part 1 is usually the most boring. Yeah. And it does sort of set the scene as to why Garcelle left. You thought she was being dramatic. Like, no, she's definitely on an island by herself. Yeah.

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And having to finally come to...

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we'll recap it in the TV recap, but she definitely also put way too many of her eggs in Sutton's basket. Like she, it's kind of like a rookie mistake to just tether yourself to one person and have no friendships outside of that. Cause you really can't film if you, if that one relationship then becomes a little weathered, which it seems to be becoming.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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She's like, it's not that you're not sharing stuff. It's that you have nothing to share.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Can I tell you who does not stop saying, you will love it?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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So true. Oh my God, I had like a real, sorry, we're going to get to the stories, but just one second. So Ben's birthday is tomorrow. Happy birthday, Bunjilish. I made a pargy dinner reservation like weeks ago. I'm really proud. Like I got this great reservation. It's a fabulous new place. We're going away to like a little spa retreat this weekend.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And with a lot of drama surrounding the collegiate system right now, it's really important that we support universities that protect all students. And GSU is an accredited university where all are welcome.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And then he was like, by the way, I got this great tea time at this like fancy golf course on Thursday. So like we're going to golf on Thursday. And like.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Not me, obviously. The way I was so hurt, like. I built up in my mind, like Ben is my prisoner, but in my mind, like he wants to be there. You know what I mean? Like he, he would, there's nowhere else he would rather be. And the fact that it's his birthday and like he could do whatever he wants. And of course I can't say anything. Like he's choosing not to spend it with me.

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It just kind of, it was this break in my belief that like my prisoner is also my friend.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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He did then say like, you can call me right in the car. Like, please kill me.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, lay in bed and watch TV. We have so much fun when we do that.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It just hurt my, I didn't expect it to hurt my feelings so much, honestly. Well, I'm sorry. That's okay. I guess I'll just have all day to get ready for my big date while she comes back. Can we just order in?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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No fucking way, bitch. I made this reservation weeks ago.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It's an oil-infused plumping lip gloss that provides juicy, glossy shine and plumper, fuller-looking lips with an ultra-hydrating feel. Let me tell you, the component, like the little bottle, is also so sick. Like, you whip that out at a restaurant, they're like, oh... This girl knows what's good. This girl's chic. This girl's elegant. It has like the YSL branding all over it.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It's a major disruptor because we're all trying to eat better, right? And that means like more, you know, whole ingredients, less chemicals, less toxicity. And obviously the big things that's easy to do, but like... Are we really reading all the ingredients and like making our own condiments, hot sauce, ketchup? No, that's like, that's kind of the last thing we're worrying about.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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They taste pargy, but they're really good for you. If you're all about real food that needs a little help making it exciting, you need to try Primal Kitchen's condiments and sauces made with real ingredients that we love. It's a secret weapon to making easy dinners of just protein and veggies. Tastes amazing.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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As designers ourselves, we know that the textile industry can be tough. And as a consumer, girls who love to shop and invest, we really do like to invest in luxury items. But that's obviously not a sustainable way to live, even though you want everything in your life to be luxury. Obviously, we can't do that.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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So with vacation season being upon us, treat yourself to luxury upgrades that you deserve with Quince's high quality travel essentials at fair prices. So Quince is kind of known for being a party destination for clothing. I mean, actually, they carry stuff I didn't even know. I just got curtains from Quince.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And they are the same elk, the same quality as top-tier designers, but they cost way less. They're much more affordable, and I'll tell you how they do that. So they sell lightweight European linen styles from just $30. They have washable silk tops, really comfy lounge sets, which is great for travel. They also carry luggage options, really premium ones.

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They have stylish tote bags to carry all of your tings. The best part about Quinn's is that their items are priced 50% to 80% less than similar brands. They do that by partnering directly with top factories. They're cutting out the cost of the middleman and then passing the savings on to you.

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quince.com slash toast. Thank you slash chart. What can I say?

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L-O. That's a good question. Probably not.

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How was Kylie's uterus? That's actually really funny.

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Now, why hasn't Travis met the niece? Travis is obviously not busy. He's not working. Like, go to Philadelphia and meet your niece. Yeah.

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Was Travis in his usual setup? Like, did he appear to be home?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Oh, not an ornate barn door. Let me take a look at this.

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I'm just going to go to their episode.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It actually is really funny. Okay. He hasn't been in his... Yeah. Oh, by the way, that's a perfect way to describe it. It's an ornate barn door.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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I'm also thinking of Taylor's real estate portfolio. Like where does this door fit in? She has this big estate in Nashville. You might have a door like that at your Nashville home.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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They could be at a rental for sure.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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So interesting that he's still not home. That's really what I was wondering and gleaning from his. Because you can tell when he's home, he's in his studio just like you. He has an at-home studio.

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Now, what does Taylor Swift get for like her boyfriend's new nephew, niece, excuse me?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, she would want like a baby Brezza, like something really practical that like will help her in the night.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Everything launches tomorrow at 10 a.m. Eastern time on shoptoastmerch.com. Just a reminder that the way we're doing merch these days is a little bit different because we took your feedback. So things will ship in one to two weeks, but that does mean that there are limited stock. Now we did order a ton and I think we did a good job.

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Do you think she has a baby list? Honestly.

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Yeah, that's like a huge underrated gift. Like come over, do the dishes. What if you just unloaded the laundry?

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That is amazing. But like make sure to clean the pot when you're done.

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Well, I feel like I've spoken that like a lot of my anxiety about being postpartum mostly has to do with the fact that my apartment will be messy because that's just like not something I can handle. And so if you are a person in my life who's close to me who probably will be invited over, let this be your message.

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Like, please, first of all, don't bring stuff like I don't need more crap in my house. Like, don't bring me a gift basket like I'm never going to get to it. Why don't you bring a broom and a mop and just put roll up your sleeves and get to work?

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Sure, sure, sure. That works too. But like, you know, don't be afraid to roll your sleeves up and start putting things away. That's what I want those who are close to me listening to this episode, that's what I want them to walk away from this episode with.

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And please don't bring stuff. That's actually something I'm like anxious about.

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no literally it's gonna be like swiffer it's you know it's gonna be like swiffer products clorox and i feel like people feel compelled to like come over and they're not empty-handed and i just want everyone in my life to know like please please come over empty-handed unless it's a sweet treat like i don't need more crap like more boxes and bags piling up in the foyer i just i don't even have a foyer and i think it's a foyer i'll reserve my thoughts do you think it's a foyer

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Got it. You know, foyer becomes just like a dumpster. What are your thoughts? What are you not saying?

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Some things might sell out, but if you're looking for like certain sizes or specific items, I would suggest getting on at 10 a.m. Eastern time exact, perhaps setting an alarm. And if something does sell out, we are going to be opening it up to pre-order.

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You think I'm going to want stuff? What? Or you think nobody's going to want to come over because I'm being such a nightmare?

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oh me like I'm just saying you might change I might I might and honestly I hope that I will having said that like and you're in bed with baby so like you don't even see the foyer I have been in some of the lowest and highest moments of my life and like my foyer was still top of mind I hope you're right, though. I do.

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Well, I would hope that everybody around me is cleaning up so that I don't even have to wait.

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Jackie, you are going to give me the blanket. You are.

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It won't. I have a place for it on my rocker. I'm ready for it. You can send it now.

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Great. Please do not bring stuff, like, for real.

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So if something that you wanted sells out or the size you weren't able to get, you can preorder it. But just know like it will take minimum six weeks to ship. So we're doing our best to get everybody everything they need whilst also, you know, keeping the shipping times down.

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Yeah, so a lot of people thought when they were guessing this baby's name that it was going to have two Ts now. The baby naming expert that I watched a video on said they didn't do the double Ts, but they still did double consonant with Finley.

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I wish for my baby to flip in his own time.

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And a couple of – well, actually just one story about SNL came out yesterday that kind of answers some of the questions we were having about how there was a sketch that Joe Jonas was featured in. I don't know if you saw. They needed like a musician. And it was written for Morgan. And he had declined it. They didn't say that it was like a bad thing.

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He just didn't want to be in it, which is his right. You're there to perform music. You don't like have to do other stuff. Most people want to do it. He didn't. And that's why Joe Jonas took the gig. So I think that does indicate like a sign of just – you know, not being a team player, if you will.

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And that's how you refer to the South.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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let me tell you, I didn't get got once. And I'm like, I was so fucking on it.

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No, that was a confusing part of the day. And as a business owner, like it is annoying that like this day becomes sort of like funky because you do also like need to do regular business on this day. You know, Lauren Bostic.

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Welcome back to The Toast. Today's episode is brought to you by BabyList. We are so excited to talk to you about BabyList today. My new favorite app, as you guys know, culturally I'm not really comfortable buying things for the baby yet, but the BabyList app has been the most amazing for creating registries, getting organized, creating checklists, and we are so excited to be working with them.

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And they had to put it in the caption. Be like, no, this isn't a prank.

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You might. You might, but I don't know if that's like helping with your conversions. I would love to ask Lauren how the launch went. Like, it's actually so annoying. And I was thinking the same when, because we had these big plans for April Fool's with Spritz. We were doing like a fake Manischewitz collab that may or not actually be happening. And then, but then I also had to launch the merch.

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Thank you. Thank you. Okay, totally forgot. And it also sounds like we are the type of people who need to see this movie because I legit know nothing about the Beatles and I actually don't care. I love Amy Lewood. She's great in The White Lotus. And yes, she does look visually, mostly because of the gap, but also because they're just like pretty young girls. Like Patti Boyd.

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And I'm like, people are going to think like these are back-to-back pranks, but what's funny about merch? But I just hate that we had to caveat being like, not a prank, real merch, shopchanel.com. Well, shopchanel is the prank.

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I don't know that I would. That's very big of you, but I have a lot going on.

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Maybe you'll have the Elvis effect.

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What's your favorite Beatles song?

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Obladi, Oblada, like that's so classic us.

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Yeah, I do think that when they say, hey Judah, Judah, Judah, Judah, like they slap, they ate with that. It's like, I find myself getting taken by the music. Of course, Here Comes the Sun always makes me think of the Parent Trap.

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like it's just annoying I'm getting over like social media April Fool's like for a while I had a lot of fun for a lot of years nobody blew me away this year like and thankfully I didn't see anybody faking any pregnancy announcements which I was grateful for because you know that's a one way ticket to cancellation bill no someone who faked a pregnancy announcement but crushed it is Amy Schumer because she took a secret video of her telling her husband she's pregnant and he was like you don't have a uterus oh okay that's funny

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But it's more so like that there's nothing wrong with the song. There's wrong with like what the culture did with the song.

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It's Sigourney Weaver in Heartbreakers. Everybody knows she wrote that song. I love that song.

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Oh, I agree. I love Fifth Harmony's cover of it. I'm being dead serious. It's really beautiful.

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I think it's fair to say they have a lot of good songs, honestly.

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I think that was kind of the what does the fox say of that time, honestly.

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And I'm sorry, this is not very Gen X of me. This is not. Oh, my God. Jackie, don't let your kids ever find Yellow Submarine.

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It's kind of the baby shark of the 70s or whatever the Beatles were. Yeah. And I think that the Beatles' best song is Four or Five Seconds. That's just Paul. Do you think that'll be in his one? It better. Like, I think that Four or Five Seconds by Rihanna, Paul, and that other freak is literally the best song made in the last, like, 25 years. Yeah, it's really good. From while in, like so good.

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And that's like the last song Rihanna ever released. And you know what? If that was the last song I released, I probably wouldn't release anything after that either because you're never going to make anything as good.

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No. Kind of the name on everybody's lips today, BabyList. They are sponsoring the fifth and final story, which is kind of a huge moment for the brand.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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So I knew about BabyList, obviously, before I got pregnant. One, I know Jackie used it, but also anytime a friend of mine has a baby, you just go to BabyList. You know that they have a registry there. And so I knew that it was the place for registries, but I really didn't realize for myself. So we've talked about this a little bit, like,

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culturally just like we're not the types of girls we're very superstitious around pregnancy so we're not having our nurseries ready to go by the six month mark like some of these girls on TikTok I'm so jealous of them but we just don't do that so I have but I found it like very overwhelming like the things I'm going to need and like I'm very organized like that I have like OCD and so BabyList has been amazing for like creating checklists and just like getting myself organized so that when the time comes I can order everything from BabyList like at once I just think it's literally become my new favorite app to scroll on like move over TikTok it's me and the BabyList app

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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So it's basically a one-stop shop for making it feel easy to prepare for having a baby. Obviously, there's nothing easy about what's about to happen, but BabyList really does help when it comes to the mind games.

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And you know what? They had a feature that I thought was so brilliant. When I was buying a gift for my friends, Nikki and Jordan, it gave you an option. Do you want this person to send you a thank you note? And I was like, no, people should not have to send thank you notes at this time in their life.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It's such a brilliant. I was like, oh my God, everybody needs this. It was really, they really think of everything. And there's a reason why it's the internet's favorite registry. You can add anything from anywhere, find the best prices and keep track of everything. It's super easy and helpful.

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Get the best brands from a place that you can trust and let your friends and family find the best prices anywhere. It's a go-to resource for growing families. It is so much more than a baby's registry with an interactive checklist and shopping guides and expert reviews with real parenting advice. Their universal registry lets you add anything from any store.

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So everything's in one place, which is also kind of crazy. Like that you can literally register for anything.

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I also feel like it's really good for research. I was talking about like my stroller dilemma and being able to like read reviews and then like learn about different strollers. BabyList is super helpful for that and like managing and keeping track of all of it. So again, while I haven't – actually I have purchased two things now from BabyList because I am getting a little bit further along.

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I'll allow it. I didn't see that.

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So I have started like the purchasing very slowly, very slowly. But like weeks and months ago, I really downloaded the app and like started cultivating my vibe. I was like making little – like the graphics of like what my room could look like. Try not to get ahead of myself, of course. But BabyList has really just been like a fabulous resource for me.

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So whether you're like a superstitious person or you're somebody who wants to get it all done day one, really BabyList is the perfect app to have downloaded on your phone. So go to babylist.com slash to toast to start your registry for free or to find your friend's registries and give the best baby gifts.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Create your registry this month at babylist.com slash to toast and you'll automatically be entered to win a $500 BabyList gift card through the end of April. Full giveaway terms can be found at babylist.com slash hello-baby slash giveaway-rules. Whether you're building your own registry or helping a friend find the best stuff, BabyList is a game changer.

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Oh my God, I'm feeling really gassy.

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So what are the odds somebody would step in it like so majorly twice.

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Oh my, wait, not them making quote cards from Jonah Platt's Instagram comment.

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And they run in similar like theatrical circles.

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I don't even think next time you need to do that. Like, what are the odds? This is so crazy.

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They made like a, basically a Dyson air wrap. like for your hair, but it's like the size of your finger and it's for your eyebrows to like blow out your eyebrows. Let me tell you, people would buy that.

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I actually believe her which is why this is like easy for there's no it's so how do people even put together that this was related like I would never have known now I would have loved for her to insert herself like wow does she hate Rachel Zegler what's the tea but I believe her that like seriously she wanted no part of this this was not like a big statement she just is like a quote card girly and sometimes you quote card a little too close to the sun no it's really true and she backpedaled out of this like as best as she could I think her statement really

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I just want to know the person who took a quote from Jonah Platts. Like, what inspired them to make it into a graphic?

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Yes, it's like kind of one of the hot button therapy words. Especially on social media.

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I like how she talks about it like it's, you know, like racism. Like it's like a cause to be... Do you know what I mean? I will continue to post about anti-Semitism and narcissism and bigotry. Like, she's acting like it's one of those isms. It's not. But I guess it's something that's really affected her. And to be honest, like, this is quite funny of her. It's hysterical. And I do believe her.

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I want to say I believe Ariana.

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Yeah, and I truly believe just like an Instagram faux pas. It's true. Like nobody researches quote cards. You just like literally pick them up on the side of the road.

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Jackie loves that Instagram account, Third Eye Thoughts. Like do you know where all of their quotes are sourced from? No.

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I think they pillage BradyQuotes.com quite a bit.

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Truly, I enjoyed that. And I'm glad that the Jonah Platt conversation is continuing because that was seriously one of the funniest things. Yeah. Now let's dive into the TV recap part. One of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion was on last night. And it's a tale of two couches. And the right couch just like is obviously my preferred couch. But they also are just like a real team and unit.

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And like the left couch is just falling apart at the seams. Like it's so messy.

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Yeah, I felt really proud. Like some years I really get got. Even in my personal life, as you guys know, Jackie's friend Dana from the Redheads is like, this is her Christmas. Like it's her Super Bowl. She wakes up at 5 a.m. She probably plans some weeks in advance. She does. She did not get me, bitch. She did not.

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Yeah. And so really, Garcelle has been the focus of this first part. And I think watching her break for lunch and being like, I had no idea I was going to become like the Garcelle show. She really didn't know that like she had like rubbed so many people the wrong way. And I think it's becoming increasingly clear to her that she's on this island alone.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And for a while she was on an island alone with Sutton. And that was OK. And now Sutton is sort of like jumped ship. And Garcelle's trying to bring her down with her being like, well, you said this off camera. And like, what? Like nobody cares.

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And I think it's interesting how the whole season everybody's accused Bose of being Dorit's mouthpiece. And I actually haven't felt that way at all. She definitely likes Dorit best and, like, defends her friend. But I've never felt like she was speaking for Dorit. I did feel like last night at the reunion she was being a little bit of a mouthpiece. But I like that she felt emboldened.

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Glinda emboldened him to... Like really, she didn't give a fuck. Like she was like ready to like throw down at her first reunion.

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I know. And when they announced their separation, like I really thought it was like fake. I thought, you know, storyline, like drama, of course they're gonna get back together, but it's become increasingly clear that like they have real issues. And I also was really bothered by, um,

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Kyle like the whole Kyle PK thing like she will not see how she's wrong in that but I'm glad that Andy was like you know you really shook the community when your first response to hearing that um PK was like this monster who like verbally abused his wife was that like you couldn't say it and she really like didn't I don't feel like she was held accountable enough for that it was like one of the worst things she said all season long um

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And then them being like, you blew up his alcoholism. He had shared it. Like, maybe not on the show, but he shared it publicly on social media. Like, they were really grasping at straws.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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You're exploiting. They just hate her. There were two, like, kind of gasping moments. And they both were directed at Garcelle, which I actually felt bad for. She was just getting, like, eaten up and chewed out. Obviously, when Erica was like, I guess I just wish you were more interesting in your life. Like, because it was true. It's like, everybody gives so much.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And, like, Garcelle doesn't hold back. She shares about her kids. Like, she shares about everything. It's just not that compelling. And so I think her most compelling moments are when she comes for other people, which is not, like, a good place to be. And so when she was just like, I wish you were more interesting, it was just kind of – it wasn't – it was mean, obviously, but it was so –

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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honest like true yeah and so that was kind of yikes and then when bows was like i mean everybody and she was pointing it at herself just you thinking that like i'm so easily manipulated to think things of you from to read like you must think very low of yourself I thought she was going to say, you must think very low of me. Well, that too. But then she was like, well, of course.

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But then when she was like, you think low of yourself, I was like, damn, Garcelle cannot catch a break. Like, honestly, I actually felt bad for her.

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So I feel like since she started, she's always been like really kind of slay the house down in her confessionals. But at the reunion, it's never been like a come to Jesus on Garcelle moment.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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This is like years in the making, which is why like the burglary stuff. So everybody's kind of airing out like years of grievances, which is just unfortunate for her. But this isn't new behavior. But she got used to being able to say kind of like fucked up shit.

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And Dorit is right that like you scour Twitter for like the theory that this was like an insurance set up the burglary for Dorit and her husband. Like that was a conspiracy theory from Twitter. There was no proof, no evidence of that ever. And like Garcelle really ran with it and talked about it. the season before last. And then again, this season, cause she got away with it.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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So she's just gotten kind of used to saying crazy things. And for the first time, yeah, maybe it's because there's nothing else going on this season. They're like, well, let's talk about Carsell.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah. The looks from the group collectively, like we're not my favorite. And I feel like Beverly Hills always really brings it.

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Did you feel like that comment Sutton made to Andy about like never having been married was like kind of weird and contentious? Because I got what she was saying in terms of Keely and Bose being like, you know, a guy who's approaching 50 and has never been married or has kids like does give you pause. Like, does he have commitment issues? Like, why now? Why does he want to get?

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And Andy was like, well, I've never been married. And it's obviously different. You know, he's gay and and the cultures are just different. And it's just like, I don't know. I don't think it's weird that Andy's never been married. I just don't.

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But actually I wouldn't I just feel like you know in the gay community it's like it's not as big of a deal.

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And then she was like, and look at you.

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Yeah, I guess. I just thought it was kind of a crazy comment.

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Damn. I thought she was spot on about Keely. Like, it is a valid concern. That's like the one thing about bows.

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If you visit babylist.com slash the toast, you'll start your registry for free or to find your friend's registries and give the best baby gifts. Create your registry this month at BabyList.com slash a toast and you'll automatically be entered to win a $500 BabyList gift card through the end of April. Full giveaway terms can be found at BabyList.com slash hello dash baby slash giveaway dash rules.

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Can we talk about Boz's Malibu house? I had no idea she had a beachfront house in Malibu.

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Oh, oh, oh. And I guess they had filmed, because it was unseen footage between her and Sutton talking about Keely. And it was at the Malibu house. And I know those houses. It's like when you drive down Pacific Coast Highway and they're on the beach side. They're all gone right now. But those are like millions and millions of dollars. That's something I would have liked to have seen. Yeah.

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Because we got that whole thing about Garcelle's beach house.

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We know about everybody's second homes, Palm Springs, Kyle.

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Yeah, but like having a beach house in Malibu, that's definitely something worth knowing.

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So I thought it was actually very good. I had very low expectations for a reunion part one in general, especially for, like, such a blah season. But you know what? I actually really enjoyed it. I enjoyed it also.

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We've got Summer House tonight. Oh, tomorrow. Okay, let's remind everyone. 10 a.m. Eastern time is merch. Tomorrow is also our last episode of the week. We are taking off Friday. Jax has some big, big plans. And you know what? I'm taking the day.

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So... I don't know. Even though we had one on Monday.

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It was for me. So tomorrow, 10 a.m. Eastern Time, shoptoastmerch.com. I would recommend setting your alarms. There is a good amount of items available, but we do have a limit on how much is going to be available to ship in the next one to two weeks. If you don't get what you want in terms of sizing your items, all the items are going to go into pre-order after that.

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So you will then have to wait about six weeks, but you will get what you want. So don't be worried about that. You can check out our Instagram at the toast for... All the items, Jax, generally you're wearing what size and everything?

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, I have an XL in everything just because I think I have a complex about how I look. But I think actually a large might have better suited me in pretty much everything. But if you're going super oversized, I would size up.

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That's our show, you guys. Coffee's not sitting right in my stomach. You want to wrap up?

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She could have caught me in the middle of the night and I wouldn't have believed it. She was like, oh my God, did you see Elyse Myers is back on TikTok? She's launching an OnlyFans. And like, that would just never fucking happen. Like, it's just.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Well, me and Dana are like always talking about Elyse Myers, like her whole saga on TikTok. And then she disappeared and she hasn't been seen in like a year. So I guess it was like, she's back, but also she's becoming an OnlyFans. Like that so would never happen. It was just, listen, I don't want to criticize. I know she's busy. You know, she became a mother this year. She can't do everything.

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And the way that she wrote it, too, she was like, run, don't walk to TikTok. Who talks like that?

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But it's not a joke how cute Bruno is, I'll tell you that much. Speaking of Dana, are you in the March Madness bracket? Did you do it?

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so i did it because like last year dana forced me it was the first year i did it and i low-key came in like second place i almost won i had just like made shit up so i thought i had the knack for the brack you had the elk of bracket i had the knack for the brack that's good so this year i just kind of i let like my you know vibes take me i was just like clicking on logos and things that i'm literally in like 96th place i already like there's no way i could win people in her league

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Let me tell you, I didn't check. I think there were some games last night, so I should check maybe something crazy happened.

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Didn't she do that last year? No, but I was in first place for a while last year, and I ended up coming in second. Okay, I am in 43rd place. Okay, but I got 40 out of 63 picks correct. I think that's pretty good, no?

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Someone named Elizabeth? Elizabeth?

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No, everybody just put their first name.

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Margo Ashtray. I think this is Margo. She's in 22nd place.

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Someone named Neil. Like, do you know who that is?

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Jackie, there's like, how many people are in here? There's 50 people in here.

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Oh, and I guess my team that I chose lost Alabama. Fuck them.

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Could have, would have, should have.

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If I had known, I obviously would have led with my faith.

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I would have let my faith lead me, but I didn't know that. Brian Perlman or whatever his name is.

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Whether you're building your own registry or helping a friend get the best stuff, BabyList is a game changer.

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Righteousness makes you good looking.

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So not crushing my bracket this year, which is disappointing, although not shocking. I guess it was more shocking last year that I almost won.

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And it's a big pot because you get so many people and you only have to pay like 20, 25 bucks. So how much did you win? I think last year was like $1,000. Who won last year? I don't know, all I know is that it wasn't me.

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Like, perhaps, but everybody just puts in their first name. Like, I don't know who any of these people are.

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Right, she has, like, work, camp, home, college.

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Like, that could not be less me if I tried.

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Actually, that's very Ben, too.

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Welcome back to the toast, everyone. Hope everybody's having a pargy. Gargy. Oh, I'm having a gargy pargy Wednesday. You want to know why?

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Oh, Ben would never do a bracket. It requires like so much organization. That's not his strong suit. I just mean that like Ben will be like, oh, I have a coffee meeting early in the morning.

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No, like literally from my internship 11 years ago. I'm like, it's the opposite. I have like my six friends and I've known them forever. Every now and then I pick up a straggler. You know, Shannon, she's a newer one. But no, Ben literally keeps in contact with everyone. It's a great skill.

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That ain't me. Okay, I know everyone's sick and tired of hearing me talk about this, even though I haven't talked about it that much. But I'm kind of waiting for my baby to flip, not to make everything about me.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Oh, have I not? Okay, so my baby's not laying the right way. And I really need him to flip. It's time, you know? He will flip. And every time I go, I really thought last time he had flipped. The kicks had changed. They said you feel it more up by your ribs. You'll know.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Above the pussy, like, you know. I know. But I had such a terrible night's sleep last night and the baby was kicking like really weird. I feel like he was swirling around. Maybe not flipping, but like maybe, you know, doing practice flips. Like, I think I really need to put out positive. And Dr. Fox is like, Most people's baby flip, like, in the next couple of weeks. Like, I'm still on track.

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I just have a bad feeling, like, that he's not going to flip. And I really want to push. Like, that's the whole point. Like, that's so classic. Like, I want to be in a movie, like, ah! And, like, screaming at Ben. Like, I want that. Like, that's the whole point.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Correct. And, like, do I need another excuse to hate my stomach? Like, to have a big scar on it now? Like, please, I can't take that on. I can't.

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OK, Dr. Fox said absolutely none of them are medically proven. But yes, people say no, they're not medically proven.

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I'm wearing our new gargi-pargi set. I'm wearing an extra large. And I didn't wear a jacket today, so I'm walking to work, and the back of this sweatshirt just says in huge letters, like, gargi-pargi! And I'm walking to work, and it was like a quiet block, you know? And I hear someone screaming. Before she even said it, I knew that it was a scream directed towards me. She goes, gargi-pargi!

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And then I was telling that to Dr. Fox and he was like, well, her baby was probably going to flip.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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But the further along we go, the less space in my belly for a baby to flip. Like, we gotta go.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Totally. This is such Ben Soffer behavior of the baby though. Like, cause if I, if the baby was taking after me, like we would have flipped weeks ago. We would be ready to go. Bags are packed. We're ready to go. No, this is so Ben Soffer waiting till the last minute and like maybe, maybe not making the flight.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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My friend Rachel recommended acupuncture and I actually thought that was a good suggestion.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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You know, Brian Kelly has this crazy story. You know, for years and years and years, Brian Kelly was like a pack a day smoker. I don't know if you know that about him. Yes, I know. But way before I knew him, like in his 20s and early 30s. And sorry for putting him on blast, but I think he said this before publicly. I'm pretty sure. And he wanted to quit really badly. He didn't know how.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And he literally did one acupuncture session and never smoked a cigarette ever again.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Now, it failed my boy Theo. We did do canine acupuncture. But again, I think acupuncture was no match for like stage four cancer.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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No, but something like this. You know what? I'm open. I think there are fertility like acupuncture specialists who do these types of things.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, I should ask her if she knows a good acupuncturist in NYC. For sure she does. For sure.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Send me flippy energy, you know? Okay. But sometimes a baby doesn't flip because like, and I was, my physical therapist was telling me this. Her baby didn't flip and like she, you know, was the physical therapy queen. She wanted to push too. Turns out she had a very short umbilical cord. So had she delivered vaginally, like it would have been like, it would have been an issue.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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It would have been like bungeeing the baby.

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The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Right, so she did a C-section and it turns out that was kind of like her only option and the best option. So I'm just trying to lead with God, lead with grace, but like flip, do a flip.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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What if I did a somersault? Like would that help or hurt?

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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What if I hung upside down from like the monkey bars?

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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No, of course not. But does the baby experience gravity? Would it trip him out?

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Did you see that the astronauts who were stuck in space who are now coming back home, they obviously are on a press tour and everybody's asking them like, what did you want to eat first? What did you miss the most food and drink wise? They gave like such bland answers. I was kind of disappointed. One of them was like a latte. Okay. Yeah, I thought that was such a bad answer.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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Wait, the other guy said chicken salad.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And then the third guy who gave like a normal answer said fresh bread.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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You know? Oh, my God. It's a conspiracy.

The Toast

The Elk of Astronauts: Wednesday, April 2nd, 2025

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And I turn around, and it was just like a toaster in the wild. I don't know if she thought I was a toaster in the wild, Not the toaster in the wild, but it was a great moment for women.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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It's Jackson. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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But that wasn't that long ago, Renaissance.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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TMZ has the shadiest article about her, and I don't know if they're always shady towards her.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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They said that she's struggling to sell tickets. Fans are saddling up with jokes. There's more than, for last night's kickoff show, the opening show in LA, that there are more than 3,800 tickets up for grabs. Resale prices have dropped to $20.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1062.08

For the opening night of the album of the year?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1070.464

Unclear. They did say resale prices dropped to $20.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1105.803

Of course, Taylor Swift has resale. Everyone has resale.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Would you say there are tickets, tickets, tickets?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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But that didn't stop it from becoming album of the year.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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But even if you're a huge Beyonce fan and Cowboy Carter wasn't your favorite album.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1164.866

You would still go because she's going to play the other songs too.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1168.007

Especially if she knows that her fans didn't love Cowboy. Of course she's going to cater it towards everyone.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1190.1

Yeah, and Blue Ivy was dancing more than ever. She had solo dance moves because on the last tour she came out with the dancers and she participated in the show but now she's getting her own dance break.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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She is and it's so fun to watch and it's such a great use of Beyonce's platform to give her daughter this biggest stage.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Love, love. And I'm sure the fans die for it. I'm sure it's just so beautiful.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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She went to the Super Bowl with Jay-Z. That was the first time we saw her recently.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1227.912

Yeah, rolling out Rumi. I didn't see Rumi dance, and I saw her hugging her mom, but she's also so young.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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It was really beautiful. And Blue Ivy was also nestling them.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like hugging them. It was really sweet.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1256.754

Yeah. And the fact that we didn't even know Cowboy Carter tour was kicking off or happening. Oh, we did see. Oh, remember in January she had her big announcement that she was going to announce?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

138.009

Small batch, enough cheese and crackers for eight people.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1384.108

Cancel the bullies. And like we are actively watching the entire country bully Katy Perry. And whether or not like I'm into her at the moment, like that just feels wrong.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And it feels like everything that like we've been taught and that people are always being don't be a bully.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And a token of our appreciation for the Toasty Mamas.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And then also, like, then acting even weirder.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I think she's always been a little weird.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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But like it was hidden behind like better songs.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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But even like when she was on American Idol, like her weird comments would get pulled. But now she cannot say one thing without it being weird.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I feel bad for her. It just feels like objectively wrong to like have everyone bullying this one person. She's just a human being.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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So that's very exciting. We've been enjoying ours and I do love my t-shirt and stay tuned on our Instagram for more premium content of said items. Even though like yesterday we posted and then everyone thought, I don't know.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story, which is some exciting romantic news that has kind of taken the world by storm?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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They're calling her TikTok star, but she is also a real star. She is a very real star. Because I know her, Delaney Rose. So she is the girl who makes videos where she pretends to be like an insufferable main character in a rom-com.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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She's so classic. She makes the funniest videos. I feel like I'm always, whenever I see them, I always, like, repost them on my story because they make me laugh. She's really, like, captured.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah. She is. And she's dating BJ Novak. He's 45. She's 29. Works for me.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Only someone so smart could make the videos she makes.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Right, but maybe if I watched Mindy Project, I'd be obsessed with Mindy, and then I would die for BJ.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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But this makes me like him because he obviously is a man of taste.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah, and it's like I wouldn't expect BJ Novak to date an influencer, and he wouldn't, but to date the acting influencer, the comedy actress influencer.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1588.568

she's like super thin tall beautiful luscious brown hair like porcelain skin she's literally gorgeous she could be a model yeah she does like fashion stuff too but yes anyways like you couldn't write this any better i could have spent all day thinking of like the perfect couple of a lister and reals queen and i would have never thought of this

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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They're going to live happily ever after.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And I'm happy for BJ that he gets to be around her.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Of twins. Like, or did they find a second girl baby for you in your belly?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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It is. And it doesn't happen often when influencers and traditional celebrities date. But it's always monumental when it happens.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I just feel like when he came on the show, we asked him and he gave a no look. I think we did.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Claudia's maternity leave. If you're like a famous person listening to this show, spots are booking up for Claudia's maternity leave.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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If you're famous, interesting, and interested, reach out. You could even DM me.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I'll see it. There's the check mark. Don't DM the toast. We don't check that as frequently as you would think.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Yeah. No, it makes sense why people would tag the toast, but we'll be better about that. Anyways, reach out to me.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Reach out to me if this sounds like the job for you.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Sure, sure, yeah. um are you ready for our next story martha stewart is shocking kelly clarkson by saying she's never ordered food delivery so this story is funny for a number of reasons because martha admitted she doesn't order food delivery despite being an uber eats spokeswoman she was in the uber eats super bowl commercial uh with charlie xcx and she was in um

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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With Matthew McConaughey. Like, in Uber Eats' defense, like, I don't care.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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When it comes to Martha Stewart, I don't care. But, like, Charli XCX was also in the Super Bowl commercial, and if she said, like, I've never ordered delivery, and then, like, they pull up this commercial, I'd say, like, liar.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1846.199

And she won't eat delivery. What does that say about delivery? Right.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1859.858

Yeah. I feel like this is a great way. She probably squeezed Uber Eats for all the money that they could. Maybe she even knew the partnership is over. Now, she could do so many other things now. She could do Home Chef, DiGiorno, Lean Cuisine.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

188.477

Yeah. But I guess... You never could discount it, but that's not what we were saying yesterday on our Instagram.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Oh, that was good. Maybe we could be a team for Bo's show.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

1900.031

We'd be unstoppable. By the way, Claudia did admit on the Patreon twice, but not on the show, that she thinks, after all, I would be good on Bozo's show.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And I should have said it. You saw what I was talking about about myself.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Because I'm so much more than just a marketer.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Especially for never having ordered in. Like, that's authenticity. Aside from the great commercial.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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It is. It is. Are you ready for our next story?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Four. Yeah. A little JoJo Siwa update because JoJo Siwa has come off of Big Brother and she and Chris Hughes are revealing their relationship status after Celebrity Big Brother UK.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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We were just trying to have a girl onesie and a boy onesie.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And show them off in a party-licious way.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And then JoJo did say she was like, I'm not the L anymore. I'm a Q. Oh, right.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2055.57

Okay, so Chris Hughes is the guy she's been flirting with. He is straight. He's from Love Island. Then she was talking to someone else. Don't know his name.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2083.938

Yeah. Well... Before, like this week, you thought that maybe it wasn't about Chris, that maybe she was just like attracted to more non-binary people, not just women.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

209.795

You know what I didn't talk about that was exciting to me, and I can't believe I didn't talk about it because it's my whole personality, was that I got my new car this weekend.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And so I think she it is Chris Hughes related and she's attracted to more than just women because she is attracted to Chris. So they were asked about their relationship now that the show's over and they're doing press. She said, obviously, we're close. Obviously, we're tight. He said it's just a really strong bond between two people, which is just a strong friendship.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2132.973

And I think you can have like a soulmate friendship. And to me, it's like that energy of where it's not like the standard friendship that you have with your friends. But you know, it's still a friendship and it's just nice.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2145.237

I think they're on their way to dating. I imagine this is a very confusing time for them. They just came off a show where they're literally like lab rats and the whole world was watching them. She's figuring out her sexuality. She just broke up. with her them friend. So it's not like she's gonna jump into a new relationship right now. She's leaning on her friend, Chris Hughes.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And then I think in a few months they will be dating.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I'm looking at one still photo of them, and he looks to be in love with her, and he also looks handsome, and...

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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You know, channel your energy towards victory.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

221.277

It was such a big part of my weekend. I spent so much of my weekend talking about it that I guess I had felt like I had moved on. But then I got in my car yesterday after the show. I'm like, oh my God, I didn't even tell anyone about brand new Tessie.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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So, but I also imagine like once you're in it, you're in it to win it.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I just wouldn't go on it because I just wouldn't want to see that version of myself.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2250.748

There's literally nothing more to do. I'm not going to fall in love with Chris Hughes.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2266.92

Let's ask. Let's ask our third co-host. Chat. Chat. Chatty.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2276.708

Do you have the app on your phone or something?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2287.617

Wait. Is the show over? Oh yeah. Because someone won. We're ready. Spoiler alert, here we go.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2315.65

Excuse me? What kind of show is this?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Tuning in every day to see her girl, see their girl.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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No, to slowly watch your partner fall in love with someone else.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2337.478

And you're like, hey, what about me? Yeah, what about us? No, I'm sure Kath is enjoying being talked about, but she literally had to watch in real time her partner move on from her. Them.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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I just was looking at pictures of Kath and JoJo. And I feel a little bad for Kath.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

236.769

Oh, I meant to make it a story for you.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2384.716

Do you think that Chris Hughes would be a good choice for her?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2391.084

I haven't seen anything really bad about him. Like when people talk about him, they're like, oh my God, he was the best. Love Isley UK.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2458.822

It's just like a confession. You just fart out.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2474.767

She should have. Imagine if she had, we wouldn't have had that moment.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2515.548

You can really couple swipes in these ad breaks.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2663.695

Thank you, Coach De La Woj De La Soj.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2669.139

Next, fifth and final story, a little choose-your-own-adventure on Betwixt Two Stories. Oh, okay. A little influencer news or a little mothering news?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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Okay. Pregnant Lele Pons slips and falls twice during... Oh, my God, this gave me such a pit. ...during her gender reveal for her first baby with her husband... How do you pronounce his name? Guyana? I actually, I don't know who he is. He's a famous person, a rapper. Good for her.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2706.578

Like a huge gender reveal. They were like on a big stage.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

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And her family and friends were standing under the pink and the blue and then they were going to drop.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2726.089

They were going to drop the paint of the color of the baby of the gender. She's wearing heels. She's wearing heels. So they drop the pink paint on the family. And obviously it gets on the floor just like, you know, Nickelodeon. And she's so excited. She like jumps up. She makes her next move and she starts slipping.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2773.684

this is what she does is like make viral content um and as long as she's okay which i do think she was okay she never hit she's fine she never hit the ground she's a little like wobbly and a little scary but that happened to me last night i slipped getting out of the shower it was so scary i know i like wanted to yell at ben so badly but it was my like i was the one who made the floor wet it was all my fault i just feel like he should be cleaning up the floor after you when you're when he's wet or like leave my slippers out for me like what about a bath mat we have two

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

278.294

Yeah, no, like it's just so crazy how quickly you can move on from things that are so important to you. And I just want to say like my new Model Y, which is what I went with, the new version of my old car, like it's just everything and more. And like everywhere I go, people are like, it's like I was at the playground and a 12 year old was like, is that the new Model Y?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2803.048

It's true. I'm sure overall she's happy because it's gotten so viral.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2855.735

And I didn't know that was like, you know, a thing. She started that. I just thought people eat like things.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2881.297

She was always trying to lose weight. Okay.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2927.275

Just because she like lost the weight and she couldn't.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

298.389

No, no, no. It's, like, so sick. I valeted the day I got my car, and they were like, is that the new Model Y? Everyone's talking about the new Model Y. That feels good. I was like, yes. Why, yes, it is. I just picked it up from the dealership. I had such a pleasant experience. So I'm feeling really good about that. And, like, I feel...

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

2984.247

No, but you said the program, like imagine people got the program and no one's losing weight. Like that would be the headline.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3007.678

And by the way, I stand with Brooke Windham.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3037.163

No. And it's like, it's a good program and it's a healthy way to live. Right. Like if you were enjoying the program and like, I understand why it's deceptive, but it's not like she was like, you know, giving you Cal teen bars and you're gaining weight and you think you're supposed to be losing weight. Like you're following a program that's designed to be healthy.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3055.793

She accelerated her weight loss with GLP once.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3058.554

so could you slay slay so could you row.co.co like I understand why it's deceptive and people want like complete honesty and they want to see like your person's insides when they're an influencer but like she sold a program for healthy living that's what you bought you liked it until you found out something else about her it's like I could see why people are making it a huge deal but if you take a step back like it's a program for healthy living like macros go off

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3144.053

Your boyfriend has two dogs part-time and you didn't know? And your relationship is so flirty and thriving?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3159.1

Somehow she was able to- You didn't see dog food? You don't see a dog toy at his place?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

316.181

With my last car, like, I just expected to, like, dent it and, like, destroy it because it was my first car in my whole life.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3168.387

If you never one time you went to his house and the dogs weren't there and you sit and say, where are the dogs?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3195.577

Are Tom and Katie still sharing a dog?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

321.605

And I did dent it. And, like, I don't know. I just didn't take as much pride in it. But, like, now I feel like this is my new whip. Like, up, get your feet off the seats.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3229.018

Like, if somebody came into the relationship with a dog... But the idea that they're still getting together every few days to exchange the dogs is absurd. More absurd than, like, one of them. And they have two dogs, and so I actually think the dogs should stay together. Though you could...

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3244.931

I wouldn't do a parent trap style. They'll meet at the dog park one day and say. Hallie.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3258.316

But you know what? I do feel like in every relationship, there's the person that should keep the dog.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3281.681

Oh, oh. But Theo literally became Ben.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3297.729

Yeah. I think you just have to like rip the bandaid off and and you have to. It's painful, but like requires emotional maturity that like people should know.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3311.777

Oh, no, it's not for you to demand. It's like the girlfriend who's looking to make her way up in this world. You look crazy. But I'm just saying in general, like this is a practice that's not...

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

334.513

I'm treating it with a lot of respect. I am.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3352.559

It should fizzle when you get a new relationship. That is so crazy how much of your life you spend shuttling back and forth to get the dogs. I know that's what you do with children, human beings, but for the dogs?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3384.023

Of course, yeah. I would face my devastation.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3395.682

It tethers you to the past and you need to move forward.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3400.305

Well, I would say if someone did something so egregious, then you get the dog.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3404.768

Yeah, that would make it really clear and easy.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3420.247

Do they have like a play like a time when like they would say, I don't know. What if one of them like gets married?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3435.771

Yeah, they're older. But what if they're young? And then what if you do have kids and then your kids have a dog part time?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3446.599

But then the person's left with nothing.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3454.624

So what do you do, Claudia? Face your devastation.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3462.207

It's just prolonging an issue and like you should just.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3472.894

Speak to him about the fact that he's doing this and you didn't know, but don't try and get between the man and his dog.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3486.326

Yeah. And I don't know, keep an eye on him. How do you bring it up? I saw your ex-girlfriend on Instagram? No.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3498.864

And do you say your dogs are gay or no?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3512.293

You have to talk to him about it. Use your judgment as to how.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3619.255

If you're not willing to do the Hora, you're literally going to get nothing throughout your life.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3626.2

I am in love with the Hora. It is my favorite part of every wedding. It is so beautiful to me. Jews have been doing the Hora at weddings for thousands of years. It means so much to me. And I don't get attached to so many customs. That is my favorite one. I need them to break up.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3643.927

She's disgusting that you would, and that he has to like beg to do the whore at his wedding when it's like, it's not even, it's like the, probably the most like secular thing at this point about a Jewish wedding. Also, some people also do chuppahs too because like they're just aesthetically pleasing.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3670.578

Yeah. So I think she's disgusting. If she's not going to budge on this, then she's not the type of partner who could be in a coexist bumper sticker relationship because this is like a no brainer. And I think that you should steal her husband.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3688.969

It's true. And I also have to put the onus on the man here. Like if he goes ahead and marries this piece of garbage, well then he's not the guy I thought he was. Yeah.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3713.023

You can make it even more secular by adding like more secular music. Like you could take out the Hebrew, like you could do a blendy horror. You could do a non-denominational, like you could make it work and she's not making it work. I don't like her.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3735.879

It's so wrong. That actually makes me sick.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3745.769

And you should, like, go to her soon-to-be husband and be like, isn't that, isn't she the worst?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3768.792

And open-mindedness. Me be open to your things, you be open to my things.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3782.141

Well, then if there isn't, then why can't we do my thing?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3788.987

I'd say play this episode for her, but we've been so nasty to her. I don't know.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3793.33

I called her disgusting. I don't know if it'll be well received.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3848.016

I mean, there's only one thing to say, and Claudia's going to have to be the one to say it.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3876.151

Two men and a girl threesomes. There are non-gay two men and a girl threesomes.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3903.382

Yeah. And so if they all, and she says that she wouldn't mind. Okay. If they all stood around and waited to turn, there's like four of three guys, one girl.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3912.448

That's just like, I wouldn't want to spend time management. No, it's like, I wouldn't want to be with someone who would participate in something like that.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3924.657

It's like, there's just, I can't imagine unless it's Bonnie blue, like that there's a good way that that goes down, you know?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3959.341

And I would just need to know, like, at no point in the ordeal, which probably took a while, like, did you touch a penis?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3972.366

Well, not if you're, like, waiting in the corner for your turn.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

3985.753

The logistics of thinking about how your man participated in this would be enough. Even if it's not a gay one. It's kind of worse. Would be enough for me to no longer be into him.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

40.49

Just a little old Martis for you, but it's an exciting Martis. Oh, my God.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

4001.757

No, and some people are more understanding than us.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

4022.568

worry about it so I would say like first it's like there's two categories like people whose boyfriends have had threesomes and foursomes and people who haven't so like let's just take away the people who have it let's operate with like yeah some people's boyfriends have had threesomes and foursomes now what percentage of that group have it with predominantly guys um I'd say 20% okay I was gonna say 40%

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

403.857

You walked and he took a cab even though you were going to the same destination?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

4061.09

So a doctor is telling you that you are average. There's nothing more I'd want to hear.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

4074.235

Yeah. I guess it's like, that's like grading on a curve, right?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

4083.275

I thought the percentiles are based on like the peers, not about, but maybe they're based on like throughout history.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

4097.101

And so if the 30th percentile is the 50th percentile, then that's, I think, grading on a curve and then you would get a 50.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

416.742

And he took a cab that distance? Or he went to his parents first or something?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

421.246

Because that would be a really bad look. The pregnant woman could walk.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

469.512

I saw his story that he ate at Raphael's.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

474.193

And I saw all the food and I was like, I wonder if Claudia ate this. And then he was like, you went to dinner. So I'm like, Raphael's?

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

523.746

Correct. So he'll have the pizza. I'll have the pasta.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

528.787

We might go like bite for bite, but he's really into the pizza.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

544.482

Yeah, that's pretty crazy. It was. But I think it also just goes to show how similar you guys are. You know that even the cadence of your meals is tempoed at the same time.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

556.668

You venture to the same neighborhoods. And so I think there's more to it than just random coincidence. I think... It's more cosmic than that? Yeah, you guys are more interconnected than you think. You're on the same biological clock of meal time and meal end.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

574.803

And I love that. You guys are also clearly the dominant leaders at each table who can determine what time the meal shall end. Because some people like to sit there.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

602.332

Yeah. Well, when you're with your day one homies, you can do that.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

615.371

No, when you're with the OGs, like people that you love, you could just be real. Like nobody wants to sit around for this. But when you're with kind of like strangers or acquaintances, like everybody has to be polite and nobody wants to be the first to be like, let's call it.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

635.459

Yeah. And he's kicking us out. Oops.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

646.872

We have such a busy morning. We have such a busy show. We are dealing.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

660.983

I'm happy to jump in because we've got much to discuss for children in the fast five stories that you not do need to know. Okay.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

86.483

You know how much that bear means so much to me this time.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

92.93

And then of course, Claudia, he's saying you, you will love it.

The Toast

The A-Lister and The Influencer: Tuesday, April 29th, 2025

957.443

Our first story, Beyonce kicks off the Cowboy Carter tour with her daughters, Blue Ivy and Rumi. And TMZ was reporting low ticket sales, actually, which is surprising.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1012.802

I didn't. But Tina Cohen Chang as a character, although like when you are on the journey of the Glee Club, like members are always leaving. They're almost like they have to have 12 members for sectionals and they're always like hanging on to like 11. And Tina Cohen Chang is one of the OG members. She's in the very first episode. She's one of the first five members with Finn and Rachel and Artie.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1031.165

Artie also. So there is something to say about like their loyalty to the Glee Club.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1041.827

picked on as a freshman and software like and the only thing that makes her powerful is being a senior and they're going to use that against you they're actually I believe is an episode like about that sort of senioritis attitude from the seniors and Tina sort of leads the pack you're 100% right about that senioritis yes senioritis What I would do to like experience senioritis again. Yeah.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1066.714

Where you just like your whole life is in front of you.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1098.965

Oh, well, it's Kurt, obviously. Um, cause I also recently rewatched the episode where Kurt's dad has a heart attack and the Glee Club is so there for them. And they're really there for them in a spiritual way. And the Glee Club is quite diverse. So they have members from all backgrounds and religions. So they're all just like offering their particular prayers, their prayers.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1118.51

And Kurt is obviously like having like a moment with God. So he like is rejecting not only the prayers, but people's kindness. And he acts. And of course, when you go through tragedy, like you act however you want to act, but he's Honestly, the way he acts is so egregious. But he has his moments. I think more so I dislike Kurt because every song he sings is a song I would never choose.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1150.373

He's definitely threatened, but there does come a point in Glee where the two of them lay down their arms and then become best friends, as they should be. The theater queens, and the show gets...

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1160.496

so much better after that and then of course they moved to new york together so i think kurt's redemption arc is when he finally leans into what is meant to like he's destined for greatness him and rachel like a you're 100 right he hates rachel it's like a jealousy threat everyone hates rachel because they're all jealous of her um but 100 when he finally embraces like that friendship he becomes such a more tolerable character agreed and that's what you missed on glee

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1191.909

So you didn't ask me who my favorite character is, but it's obviously Sue Sylvester. Also, I can't believe I said my least favorite character is Kurt when it's actually not. It's Mr. Show. I'm so sorry. I know that. I was thinking of the members of the Glee Club. That's like known, you know. Yeah. And when you say like my I think I said, who's your favorite Glee cast member or Glee club member?

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1209.018

Because there's two different tiers of characters on the show, the members and then the staff. Obviously, Sue Sylvester is the best character. And obviously, Matthew Morrison is seriously the devil. So, yeah, I didn't want to let the segment go on without just acknowledging that.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

122.128

Choices have been made. Now, I'm so paranoid, so I just wanted to quickly check with you. Your camera, no, no, but. Red button. Red button on the bottom right, right? Yeah. There's only one camera light. Yeah. Like to the bottom right of the lens. Yeah. Yeah. I am so paranoid. Today's the first day we're on our own.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1229.654

Actually, it's been way more. No, whenever I did the Glee Club podcast, that was the last time I trashed Matthew Morrison. Okay. So I think we should dive in because we have stories, we have your toasters, and we just have like lots to do, lots on the agenda.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1251.348

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The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1265.533

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The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1281.083

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1293.031

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The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1321.295

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The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1338.086

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The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1356.418

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The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1372.447

So it's kind of like the most brilliant thing that I wish I started because Jackie and I obviously like love designer bags. It's definitely a hobby of ours, but everyone has limitations on how...

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

138.599

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The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1381.011

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The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1410.732

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The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1426.741

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The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1484.784

However, I feel like soon this will be on pause until the trial. That's why I think this- Oh, I don't think so. I think that they're going to use this next year. He keeps dropping things. The lawyer went on Megyn Kelly. They just dropped a voice memo. They dropped that voicemail. They dropped the pictures from the basement. he will use this next year to really sway public opinion.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1504.456

Because like we've said, every time we talk about this, like obviously everybody wants to win the lawsuit, but they also want to win public favor. And he has a plan. And by the way, it's so important to keep in mind, Blake has literally not responded to a single thing yet. So we haven't even heard the retaliation in the public sphere.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1553.936

That was the running theory that Blake liked Justin and Justin refused her advances. And that's what this whole saga is about. Exactly.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1589.503

My voice, um, um. I receive that not as those two having any sort of, like, intimate relationship. I feel like it's a real testament to their character, both as freaks. And as, like, people who really take themselves so seriously as, like, artists. Like, you're literally making a Colleen Hoover movie.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1611.189

Get swept away by all the conspiracy theories?

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1631.3

It is. And I think it's more so like reflective of these people in Hollywood who seriously are not normal human beings. They're such weirdos and freaks and like, and they talk in an earnest way like this.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1661.001

But again, I do think it's like a little simplistic. No, people are like, well, Ryan doesn't know. Like Blake told, Blake was mad that Justin did not want to sleep with her. So she went home and started this rumor that he sexually harassed her. Like, to be honest, I actually think that's like, it's such an insulting thing to say.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1682.871

Like that a woman's only saying she's being sexually harassed because her advances were turned down. Like that's like, that's like in the OG handbook of how to-

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

172.579

Yes. You'll get a little behind the scenes of my new studio. I have done a studio tour in the old OG studio. We both did. It was very MTV crib style. Um, So that one, if you guys want to go watch it, because a lot of people wanted to see the old studio. You'll see it in the new vlog, but there is like a full proper tour.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1724.836

And I don't believe in New York courts. you can have like televised media.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1733.458

I have no clarity now. I'm more confused than I've ever been. A thousand percent. And I think that's why people got so invested in the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial was because they were able to like really listen in every day and discern for themselves. Decide for yourself, yeah. Yes. And so it's not like we're leaving it up to a magazine to recap it for us.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1749.485

Like we will be in New York if, and I'm 90% sure you can't televise a trial. Like there's no media. Yeah. But people like a reporter can sit in and then write what they heard. But then you're getting someone else's version.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1790.0

We do. I don't think that trumps the law, which is that you can't. But I agree. It will really hinder people's ability to think for themselves. Because this is so divisive if we're not really given 24, like full access to what's going on in that courtroom. Yeah. They need to move it to Virginia, which is where the Amber Heard trial was.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

18.334

It's day two of New Toast era. Obviously, so much has changed. We hear you, you guys. My audio was a piece of shit on a stick yesterday. Like, I'm sorry. I will go jump off the Queensborough Bridge. I'm so sorry. We have made some adjustments. It's going to be a work in progress until Jackie and I can get our audios totally matching. But today should be a lot better.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

1822.637

Right, but also like public favor has really moved away from Blake Lively. Yeah. That I think it would behoove her between now and the trial to respond in some way. She hasn't said anything since that first complaint. Yeah. So... And oh, and by the way, once they turn over the text messages to Discovery, like that'll be a whole new wave of media and stories. Right, right. Oh my God.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

185.089

And then my new space, which I probably won't do a tour for a really long time. I'm waiting on so much furniture. It will not be done for a really long time. But this specific corner where I create art, this is kind of like my artist studio.

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So that's the latest. Are you ready? Seriously, I don't envy them.

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So I thought you were going to say she was postponing the Netflix show again, but I literally forgot about Lemonada. I did not forget about Lemonada. Just actually, it's up there with keeping up with sports. I manifested it. This story, nobody else was asking what happened to Meghan Markle's Lemonada show except for you.

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As a result of what? Of the fires? Because if she was having problems getting this podcast up, which it seems like obviously she has, she should have looped it in with the wildfire delay of the Netflix show being like, I'm delaying all my projects because then nobody can say anything.

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But to delay something now because of the wildfires when they're, they're not contained per se, but like it's much more under control. Like people have resumed, you know, normal promotion of things. Yeah. Um, It was a mistake. She should have looped them all in together.

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And that's kind of... I know that's something people clown on her about, but it is one of my favorite things about her. She doesn't let this sort of... like, stereotype about her. Like, oh, Harry and Meghan never released their projects. Like, if you wanted to sort of beat that, you would release your projects, right? Now here we are at the top of the year, her two projects have both been delayed.

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Like, I love that she doesn't fight it, you know? This, like, this rumor about her, like, she doesn't do anything to dispel it. And she don't give a fuck. Like, cashing in the check before, like, putting, like, delivering your homework, it's just, it's something I actually really admire. Yeah. It's interesting. And I can't stress enough how, like, I will not be listening to the Lemonada podcast.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Like, no tea, no shade. I didn't listen to her archetypes podcast. I don't listen to many podcasts. I don't listen to podcasts. I just make them. So, like, no tea, no shade. But I imagine there's a contingency of people who have been sort of waiting. Like if Megan's your girl and she announces a podcast, how excited you are. And those people are just like waiting.

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Like I'm thinking of Stassi Shorter right now because I know she's excited for the podcast, you know?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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no and think about how like we weren't excited like we're not even huge Megan fans like we really wanted to watch that show yeah and like we were disappointed so imagine if we were people who like ran fan accounts like real stans yeah I must be an exhausting job running a Megan Markle fan account like you can't really make any promises no you can't you really can't unlike the other fan accounts that make like really concrete oh they make change.org petitions like keepers

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And is the show page up? Like, can you, like, is it just up with the trailer on the podcast app? I think so.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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It's not, by the way, like there's no show page on, on Apple. Oh, interesting. Interesting. It's on Spotify still. Archetypes. Yeah. I'm talking about the new Lemonada show.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Oh. What? It's her show. She took it to Lemonada. Oh, she got the name? Yeah. Got it. Okay, Archetypes. So is Archetypes on Apple? Yes. But it says it's Archwell Studios. Oh, it's Lemonada. Yeah, okay. So the most recent, yeah, they just have that first season, the Mariah Carey, Serena Williams, Mindy Kaling. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but now sales and distribution are done by Lemonada Media.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So I guess if you're going and listening to old episodes, they're making money off of that because they're selling ads. But I don't know how much the old... What are these episodes now? When did this come out? Like a year and a half ago? It doesn't even say, but...

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah, the archives. The archives.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Wait, that's so crazy that I didn't see this.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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The P Song. Okay, so I feel as though Lady Gaga, I don't want to say flop era because it's just one movie. But she commits herself so deeply to things. So Follet a Dieu, while the movie is just like a movie, it was also the last two years of her life and her whole like public persona. And so I'm just like having that association with her. And you forget like that she is that bitch, right?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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She's lived so many different lives and she has so many different careers. And she's never really had like a flop music career. Although I think some people would consider Joanne a flop, but we would not. Literally never.

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And then I do think history has been kind to art pop.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Robert Madden. Is that his name? Oh, yeah, yeah. Robert King of the North. When I think of King of the North, I think of like the enormous like Hagrid character. Robert Baratheon, King of the North.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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that's the thing it's like at the time our pop didn't do well but now it's reflected on as like one of the most genius albums of pop work in our time like yeah and joanne just like didn't do well and people like never went back and took a second look because if they did they would see you know so much to work with you can't call joanna flop it just means you didn't listen to it oh my god it's so true and you know not to go on my celebrity documentary tirade but she is doing joanne while making the five foot two

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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documentary on Netflix about the Super Bowl and so it's not about Joanne it's about like her Super Bowl performance but you do get a glimpse into just like the process of Joanne and how Joanne got leaked and like I just think if you're looking for ways to support and respect Joanne you would watch that documentary or you would stream Joanne yeah but for some people like clearly that's difficult because they don't do it okay

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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What is your favorite song off of Joanne? Grigio Girls maybe? Yeah, Grigio Girls. You know Grigio Girls. Also Diamond Heart. So good. Perfect Illusion.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Wait, no, he was literally not even the King of the North. Hold on.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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provoke and heal okay maybe I sound crazy and delusional but it does sound like this is heavily influenced by Joanne like no let me tell you why because she said she's going back to like her OG pop because you know the natural progression of her career took her to Joanne.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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She's always been the type of artist just like follow her gut and like do what she thinks is best and make the best possible music. And that took her to Joanne and people didn't want it. She's like, okay, fine. We'll go back and make Born This Way. Okay.

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No, but he was also just like the regular King.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I definitely forgot about Rain on me. You're right. In that whole era. But I guess she's kind of had like two back-to-back albums that didn't go her way. One, because people refused to wake up on Joanne. And two, because of COVID. She didn't make music for COVID. She should have released Joanne during COVID. I actually do think Joanne. Because we were all Grigio girls.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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She was ahead of her time as she always is because she's a true artist. That's actually a really brilliant point. Had she released Joanne during COVID when people were like eating up folklore type music. Folklore. Like think about all the people who needed to hear like Grigio Girls while sitting on their couch for a whole year. Yeah. So her timing is off.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. That's like an interesting piece of history, Robert Madden, how like his career like truly went nowhere.

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But she's kind of like William Shakespeare in that sense. Not appreciated in her own time.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Hold My Hand. I'm so glad you just brought that up. Totally went under the radar because I think when you think about that Top Gun, Maverick album, the song that comes to mind that was like so big is... The One Republic one.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I Ain't Worried? I Ain't Worried about it right. That song like went number one in every country. It was like the biggest song and it was so good. And I think it was also the song playing when Miles Taylor was doing his naked dance on the beach, which I understand like the impact. So Hold My Hand, which Lady Gaga contributed to that soundtrack, did get a little bit overlooked.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And it's disgraceful because I don't know if there was a better song made this century. And I'm just, I'm honestly saying that. I agree.

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They're genuinely meaningless.

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Yeah. I mean, I don't need to remember it because I think about it every morning when I wake up.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I am also ready for her to return to music. I like Lady Gaga the pop star more than I like Lady Gaga the actress. And it's so funny because I feel like a lot of comparisons are made now between her and Ariana Grande. And I happen to prefer Ariana Grande as an actress than a pop star.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah, because it feels like it's not being put. Where's the machine? Like the industry is not putting Lady Gaga on our radar. I haven't even heard about her new music.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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There are so few. He's mid-tier. He's mid-tier. Like top tier is obviously, which is so crazy, somebody who was in the show for 30 seconds, Jason Momoa. Amelia Clarke, she was doing the damn thing for a while, but I think she like kind of Is over it. It seems like she gave up. Sophie Turner, of course. I would say those are the three. Yeah. And she. Gwendolyn Christie.

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Here's the thing. And this is exactly why I made Spencer Pratt the Queenie of my week like two weeks ago. Not only because he's like being funny and like making great content, but at the heart of what he's doing is like he so fiercely loves and wants to protect his family. Like that I think gets overlooked because people are like, oh, he's so funny. Like, ha ha ha. But no, no.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Why he's doing all of this is like... in service of Heidi. And he doesn't let, even though he's like becoming a big star, Spencer this, Spencer that, it's all about Heidi. It's Heidi first. It's Heidi this, it's Heidi that. Like, no, of course I would never, now that I'm having a moment, you want me to go on Watch What Happens Live where people disgraced me and my wife? I don't think so.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Like, I love that everything he's doing is in service of his family. Like, it's not this like selfish, thirsty,

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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It's true. It's admirable that even, you know, like his grudge supersedes any potential opportunity. Although the story is a little misleading because he wasn't offered Watch What Happens Live and turned it down. A fan just suggested like, you should go on Watch What Happens Live.

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No, it was like a suggestion from a fan. He was doing like a Q&A on Twitter.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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It's so true. So his running list is just Andy Cohen and Alex Cooper. I think he did have beef with someone, but he just was saying on TikTok, like, it's done. Like, they've made, they're good. I think it might have been, like, Brody.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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He's also a forgiving person. Well, what he had said was that this new era of his life, people who are in his mind coming for him or whatever, they're his real enemies. Up until this point, it's all just been silliness and drama, but now that his life is on the line and his family, if you cross him now, you are his true enemy.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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The list was sort of wiped clean, especially by anybody who used the song. Got it. Okay, cool. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? If it's our fifth and final story that's brought to you by The Flip Off on HGTV perchance. Perchance it is. Super excited to talk about the premiere of HGTV's buzzy new series, The Flip Off. Trust us, you don't want to miss it.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Christina Hack and Tarek El Moussa were married, as you guys of course know. And they're the king and queen of flipping houses, flipping shows. And then they got divorced. That was 10 years ago. Oh my God. Like I've literally done nothing with my life except sit and think about these two. Yeah.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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After 10 years of history and drama and new marriages, these exes are ready to face off to prove who's the best flipper around. In the flip-off on HGTV. So it's Tarek and his new wife, Heather Ray El Moussa, whom we all know, against Christina. And the goal is to flip a house with the biggest payoff. So it's HGTV at its best, but it's not just about the flips.

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The series serves up stunning transformations, competitive banter, and some deeply raw and at times uncomfortable personal moments. It's not all glamour and glitz. It's gritty, it's real, and it's totally captivating. We're also going to see Christina and her soon-to-be ex-husband, Josh Hall, in a super intense exchange on their way to a flip. It's really awkward.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Don't sleep on Gwendolyn Christie. She's like doing stuff.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And then Christina then spills the tea to Tarek about what's going on in her marriage. And it's, like, super dramatic. I've seen the first episode. The flip-off itself, like, the competition is just, like, fabulous party HGTV vibes. But all these reality stars and, like, their shared history is genuinely awkward.

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So Christina and Heather's Design Chops and Eye for Style are really going to elevate the series with high design that you don't see anywhere. Their mastery as real estate experts, flippers, and entrepreneurs is on full display. And there are great appearances.

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So celebrities like Amanza Smith from Selling Sunset, Heather Dubrow from Orange County Housewives, and the most surprising, Christina's ex-husband, her second husband, Ant Anstead, are all going to be joining the competitions to determine the best weekly win. So mark your calendars and get ready for the flip-off. It's Must Watch TV, and the reunion of Tarek and Christina is just the cherry on top.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Tune into the premiere Wednesday, January 29th at 8, 7 central to see who wins the first of its kind competition. You don't want to miss it. Today's episode is also brought to you by Caraway. So Caraway is non-toxic cookware. It's made modern. So buying cookware is not something I really ever thought like would interest me at all.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And then I got my first product from Caraway and I've slowly transformed every single product. Like every time Ben comes home, something new has been replaced from Caraway. Like our food storage, Caraway. Our pots and pans, obviously Caraway. Our knives, Caraway. Our kitchen scissors, Caraway. They also just came out with like a bunch of new... like utensils, like there's a pizza cutter, a peeler.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So if you live with Ben Soffer, who likes to burn literally anything he can get his hands on, it's really easy to cook and clean on. The slick nonstick pans require less oil or butter for cooking and minimal scrubbing for a spotless clean. It's eco-friendly, so when produced, their home goods release less CO2 into the environment compared to traditional nonstick coatings.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Though he wants no association with the movie. Yeah, he's not doing much press. Maybe if they cast you in a movie as the worst character too, you wouldn't want to. And you had the only song on the album that's a skip. Like, yeah, you wouldn't want to show up. Oh my God. When I'm listening to the Wicked album and Peter Dinklage starts talking, like Sam Hunt. Something bad is happening in us.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So Carraway's internet-famous cookware set comes with a saute pan, fry pan, Dutch oven, and sauce pan, plus lids for all of them, a canvas holder, and a magnetic pan rack for storage. It's the ultimate kitchen setup, and it'll save you $150 versus buying the items individually. Plus, if you visit carrawayhome.com slash thetoast, you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. I hope everybody's having a gargi-pargi day. Speaking of gargi-pargi, it's Jacqueline Follet, jert, if you will.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah, but I think it got like, it didn't get nominated for a bunch of stuff. So like it would be a waste of my time in terms of this specific project.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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That's nice. Honestly, this era of Miley is by far my favorite one because I feel like she's really not trying so hard. I think that in the past, she's really struggled to show us who she is as an artist and as a person, so she sort of put on these personas that felt a little... but she was like, this is me, this is me. And we're like, okay, okay. And now I feel like she's not doing that.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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She's just like doing whatever she wants. And it is reading so authentically, like, and it feels like she's really sort of, I know this sounds crazy, but like since Hannah Montana and then like the breakdown and I feel like she has now officially like found herself.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I think also the phase of life that she's in is being reflected in her music. So she's just releasing happy music and self-reflective music. And music that, for someone at my current stage, that's exactly what I want to be listening to. Not everything needs to be so sad all the time. I feel like she's having fun. She's looking back and looking forward. I love this.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And I feel like I've been hard on Miley. So I wanted to say to my smizers, I think that this is a really good time. We're not even talking about it. That's how natural it is. It's just like she's sort of effortlessly... settled into this place in her life. Like, I know she's in a happy relationship. I don't even know his name. Like, perfect. Perfect.

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I can't even repeat it. Like I move so quickly to the skip button.

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It's just really good to see Miley looking and feeling so good. To see her shining. Totally.

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Yeah, I think for me, like that period when she was like a little bit more provocative, but like in hindsight, it was like so normal. Before she went like a little nutty, but like she had the really long like chestnut brown waves and the Can't Be Tamed album, which is such a work of art. And she just like would wear fringe shorts and she was like a real style icon.

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And I think she was just like having fun before things got like dark. That's definitely a top era for me.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Miley and Mandy, correct. Yeah. So let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment. So every Tuesday, Jackie and I do Dear Toasters, where we read three submissions on air from swirlies who are in need of advice, whether it comes to relationship stuff, work stuff, as of last week, some criminal behavior.

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Submissions are totally anonymous, so if you ever find yourself wanting to write in to Jackson Claude, you can do so one of two ways. Head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Or write us an email, deartoasters at gmail.com. Both totally anonymous. Don't worry if your submission has not been read on air yet. It might be too long or unfortunately uninteresting.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I know, you know, if it's not, you will let me know. And we also got some feedback that I actually agreed with, wishing that, you know, you could see our gargi-pargi faces a little bit more. That's all they had to say.

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So try and just keep it concise, you know? Hello, Jackson Turp. I'm in need of immediate help. I'm currently on vacation with my boyfriend and his family and we were having such a fabulous trip until last night my boyfriend stayed in for the night with his brother and his parents while I went out to get a drink with his sister.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Shall we quickly just take a turn into the Department of Corrections? Something I wanted to correct from yesterday's episode that I found hysterical is actually Dexter Morgan, the person who penned the Change.org petition to have Dora, Doja Cat or whatever, Dora Jar. Dora Jar. Dora Jar removed from the Gracie Abrams tour. He's actually not... It's a fictional character. Dexter Morgan is Dexter.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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As we got out of our Uber and walked up to the house we are currently all staying at, I literally saw his parents having sex through the window. But it gets worse. His dad was wearing a furry mask. No, I didn't mistake it. And it wasn't, like, I didn't see things too fast. This man was literally wearing a furry cat mask while having sex.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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My fiance's sister got out of the car on the other side, so if she saw them, she didn't mention it, but I don't think she did. We just walked in in silence. Do I ask her if she saw anything? Do I tell my boyfriend? Do I go home? Help? I'm actually traumatized. P.S. We've been dating for four years, and I thought his family was so normal. From a toaster who wishes she was blind.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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It's always the quiet ones. Yeah. Here's the thing. They're not hurting anyone. You know? And it's nice to see, like, people... Obviously, like, this is crazy. But furries... That's, like, what the community calls themselves. I've heard of it. They're not hurting anyone. And, like, there's... You know, it's hard to, you know, stay married for so long and keep things interesting, honestly. So...

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if anything, I think you could change your perspective here, like a little bit of a shift from like, oh my God, they're freaks, like being a little, little judgmental to just like, honestly, that's sweet. Like at least like you could have seen so many things, a prostitute, like you could have seen infidelity.

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Like you saw two people who've been together for a really long time, who have a beautiful family, who are taking vacations, keeping it fresh. And you know what? Like maybe it's not for you. Maybe it's not for me, but like it is for them. And I think that you can't undo what you saw, right?

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It's none of his business, by the way.

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That's the thing. Like going on vacation is obviously amazing, but sometimes you'll see something you can't forget.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. Just don't bring it up. Do not bring it up. But now you know. And you know what's so funny is like as a family, we travel a lot together.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Have you ever seen anything like walked in on someone?

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Just one thing comes to mind. Do I want to know? Do you know it? Do you know it? I'm not going to say it, but, like, I – I believe you were there, but like you didn't see it. Do you remember?

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Okay. And by the way, guys, don't even guess. Like they'll take the story to my grave. Like I didn't, nobody knows. Like I just, yes, yes, yes. Yes, you know.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. I thought it was weird. And I'm like, I'm like not coming for Justin Baldoni anymore because people like don't want to hear what I have to say. And I get so much hate for it. And also like his case is like, to be fair, his case is getting stronger and stronger. I mean, it's easy to get stronger when no one's responding to you or rebutting anything you're saying, but sure.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So we said it sounded like a TV character show's name, and we were right. So someone didn't put their whole dextasy behind that Change.org position. They did not put their whole dextasy. That's exactly what I was trying to say. Thank you. So show your face. Show yourself.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I thought it was weird that he still had the voice memo. Like people who keep voice memos are just like very nefarious to me. But his own one.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. And people who send voice memos generally like have something to hide. Whatever. I don't want to get into it. Voice notes. Excuse me. Yes. It's something you don't want to put in writing.

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And how do you have a voicemail, too, that you'd leave someone? Like, I get a voicemail and I delete it. Like, I'm just, sure, okay, I agree with you. Next up, this one's kind of personal to me. Hey, Swirlies, love ya. My long-distance boyfriend was out Thursday night while I was having a wine night with my friends, and when I checked his location later that night, he was not home.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Instead, he was at his local police department. I thought to myself, what the fuck? I just decided to go to bed and check again in the morning. When I woke up and saw no update on his location from the night before, I googled his name and the local police department and an immediate mugshot pops up. He got a DUI. I seriously do not think I can handle this ick. I need your advice on what to do.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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He has since been bailed out and given me the rundown of his nearly 20-hour hangout in jail, including the bologna sandwich they gave him for lunch, but I actually can't with him anymore. Oh, he told you about it.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Of course. The worst things you could do. Yeah.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. To me, like this would cross the line of my moral compass. And if it doesn't cross yours, like that's not, I'm not like, that's fine too. If Ben got a DUI. Okay, but the thing is, like, these are two people in a long distance. Right. Like, that's my husband. Right. Like, this father of my child.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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If me and Ben, when we were dating, and it was a long distance relationship, which I just feel like, you know, adds already, like...

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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trouble to a situation complications he got a DUI like I would seriously be like are you fucking kidding like get a life I'm sorry like grown men getting DUIs it's just it's like if you get arrested for like getting into a fight at a football game like you're seriously you're not a serious person yeah I would say it looks like you want to break up with him anyway this is as good a reason as any yeah yeah and if if you're feeling like it

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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doesn't align with your set of values, that's totally valid because I feel the same. All right, ready for our third and final? Mm-hmm. Hey, Jackson Turd. First, I have to share that y'all's podcast is truly the best part of my day. I love you both so much. I'm getting married in a few months and everything has been so great.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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However, my future mother-in-law has made some of the planning and prep a bit of a headache. She very much loves her son, maybe a little too much. So some of her actions slash comments I've just learned to ignore. But this most recent one set me over the edge.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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After she picked out her mother of the groom dress, she made a comment that she doesn't want my fiance to see it until the wedding day because she wants to do basically a first look. I just ignored the comment, but I actually can't stop thinking about it. Am I crazy to think that that's a really wacky thing to do? We have a great relationship, but the wedding for sure has caused some tension.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Should I just show my fiance a picture of her in the dress? Should I tell him that the comment made me uncomfortable? Any advice is greatly appreciated.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I'm sorry, Jackie. A first look is for a bride.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Didn't you find? So busy. So busy. Such a busy day with post-prod. Yesterday's episode was slightly delayed. Obviously, Jackie and I are getting our... you know, our new normal in order. So we will get back to our quick uploads. It's just been, it's been a journey because everything's changed.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And two, because it's wrong. There's one first look. Literally nobody cares what you look like, lady. It's not about you.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So yeah, you should say, I'll come with you to the next fitting and then bring your husband.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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It seems like she was willing to let it go. And then like she couldn't stop thinking about it. So it's obviously.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Maybe it's not worth letting go.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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No, I don't know. Sometimes these bitches need to be put in their place and a wedding is the perfect place. It's a perfect time to do it, honestly. Because you can get away with like saying and doing things to your mother-in-law during the wedding planning season. Like you couldn't, like once the dust settles, like you have to go back to being a normal human being.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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But people aren't themselves when they're planning a wedding. So Tig, you know what? Just fuck shit up. Say it. Say how you feel.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Well, if your husband comes to me and is like, you hurt my mom's feelings. It's like, bitch, I had to do what I had to do. Like, get on board.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Well, to be honest, I actually think like how you handle any like sort of in-law spats during the wedding really sets the tone for the rest of your marriage. And if you're looking for a husband like who defends you, like, and I think that's what a lot of women look for when they butt with their mother-in-laws, like, You gotta start somewhere. Okay. I think this is a good trial run for you.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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By the way, so am I. Like, I would never say anything, but I'm a big talker when it comes to deer toasters. I'm like, yeah, fuck shit up. It's true.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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No, never. And because if it's actually like me and my personality in the shoes, like I say no, like I say nothing about anything. You have to seriously have murdered Romeo for me to actually say something. Yeah, it's true. So she talks a big talk.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Let it go. That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast and Millennium Morning Show where we deliver the fast-paced stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We are also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So it's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you listen to podcasts by Nessa Toast. Leave a five-star review. Come on, girl. Like about how beautiful, stunning, and I don't know, say how wickedly talented we are. Super easy. We wrote it for you. Just an idea. Just an idea.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah. So like yesterday, I agree, it was like super stressful. And it was great. I'm just like so loving this new life for myself. Like I've just sort of created a new life. Do you know that feeling? I do. Because you've also created a new life.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Like a shorter commute, a part G studio. Like I'm going to make like a cute little office here. I'm just like excited about what the future holds. Cultivating a vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. I got woken up this morning, like before my alarm, so annoying by actually like a crazy acrobat in my belly. I've never experienced anything like that in my life.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I thought there was an earthquake, like my whole stomach. I wish I could have seen it because I'm sure like my stomach was like, like a basketball. Like it was the craziest thing I've ever felt in my life. And it wasn't like uncomfortable per se, but it wasn't, it wasn't pleasant. And that was the baby? Oh, I hope so. As opposed to like the bowels? Yeah, no, no. Oh, yeah, I didn't have diarrhea.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So we're punching in. I don't feel seen.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Thank you. I guess that was confusing. No, there was a baby in there.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And then I entered a new week yesterday, you know, on those apps.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Mondays are my days. Exactly. So I checked and I just want to say with each, I used to really look forward to checking. It's like, oh, grape, lentil. And now I feel every time I check, I'm even more confused and lost than I was the week prior because it feels like we're not moving in a linear way. We're not getting bigger or heavier. Like it goes from like,

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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We're punching in. Today's episode, like I said, it's going to be a little dance until we get everything 100% right. But to be in such a gargy environment, I feel really will yield results of garginess. Yeah. No, it's definitely, I've got my podcasting hat on.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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first of all, I've gotten grapes twice and I guess it was like a bundle of grapes versus one grape. It's just, they make it needlessly confusing and also like anatomically confusing because- Well, it's hard because a baby isn't a fruit. Yes, I'm aware. No, no, no.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So now I'm learning, because I was complaining about this on my Instagram, that it's by length. Because I'm like, how the hell is a baby a banana? Yeah. After just being an avocado, which is very dense. And round. Yeah. So it's all about length.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And to be completely honest, like, of all the facts I could learn about my baby, like, its length is not something I'm, like, particularly interested in, honestly. Yeah.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And also, I don't know at what point in your pregnancy you stop calling the baby it. I haven't reached that point yet.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I loved that. I loved when we were calling your unborn baby Larry.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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We've been calling it baby.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. And it, obviously. It works. Can't forget about it. Yeah. Yeah. You look so sweet today. I look sweet? It's, you know, we have to dress differently for these chairs.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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They're very deep. We're being shot at a different angle.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yesterday, I looked so short, so I got to throw a pillow today. And update, my coccidinia, like, wasn't flaring up so terribly during yesterday's episode.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Well, I'll see if I end up needing it. I'm obviously going to start without because it's so fucking ugly. Yeah. I need to get like a pillow maker to match the linen of this chair to my coccidinia pillow. Like I refuse to sit on that big. Oh my God. I just have to tell you the funniest thing. I just have to tell you the funniest thing. I was going out to lunch yesterday.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Because I wanted to pat myself on the back for a job well done in our new studio. So I took myself out to lunch by myself. Where'd you go? Just, like, a small cafe, you know? Somewhere new or the same old? Same old. Like, one of my local spots. Like, nothing truly new. I won't put you on blast. Just, like, wondering the vibe. Like... Yeah. And so I was by myself.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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And obviously, I had nothing to do. So I started, like, listening to people's conversations. And I was stuck between two equally uninteresting conversations. I was just like, where do I go from here? And I feel like... there must have been like a nearby, like a local event for Holocaust Remembrance Day because the people in the restaurant were all just giving like older and Jewish.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I'm like, I just, and it was like a lot of people were wearing like the yellow ribbon, the hostage pin. I was like, there was an event nearby that just got out. I could just feel it. So I don't know. That's not relevant. So the ladies sitting next to me are two women. One of them is like very, very old grandma vibes. And one of them is like, you know, like an older mom.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I would say she's like 40 or 50, you know? Mm-hmm. And the younger one says, I start listening and she goes to her friend, she goes, oh my God, you remind me so much of my friend who just passed away. And I could tell she immediately was like, oh shit, that's not something you say to a person who's like actually close to passing away.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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She was like, not in like the old sense, like in the wise sense. I'm like, yeah, sure lady. Like good luck cleaning that up. It was seriously so awkward. I was dying. Like I need to start listening to people's conversations more often. They're so interesting. And I was telling Ben, I was like, by the way, that should be one of your like what are your nuts is, you know?

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I'm always like nominating things for what are your nuts. He never chooses mine. So I was like, fuck it. I'll tell it on my podcast.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I thought you were going to say, what are you, fucking nuts? Yeah, no, I'm always like, that's such a good what are you nuts moment. That's so nice of you, I just want to say, that you're keeping an ear out for what are you nuts. He keeps a list in his phone, and whenever something happens, he'll write it down. And whenever I share mine with him, I've never seen him write them down.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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To bust out the list. But I thought that was a good one. What are you nuts? That's rude.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. I don't think so, but I do think it will take us a long time to find our footing because I still feel different. Yeah. I still feel like I'm in someone else's living room. I feel seriously strange. And by the end of yesterday's show, I could obviously warn off, but it was the first 40 minutes that I still felt weird.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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The stories today are what? Because we have Deer Toaster. We don't have what are you nuts.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Honestly, Deer Toasters is another version of what are you nuts? Because there's always one person in the situation who's truly deranged. It's true. And I kind of love that for us. So what you're saying is we actually invented what he announced. It's true. Love that.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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They're good, actually. I combed through our inbox looking for an update from the girl who wrote in last week about her husband and that circle of nude photos. We haven't heard from her. I'm sure she's dealing with a lot, so obviously zero pressure. I'm sure she hasn't even listened to this week's episodes. She doesn't even know we moved into a new studio.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I think she broke Dear Toasters. I know. I know even when I was going through submissions for today, my bar has been raised like to the like a crazy level. Nobody's submissions today are even remotely as close, but they're like, you know, normal people craziness.

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Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Yeah. And like, I think that as a community, we collectively like haven't moved from Dear Toasters since that girl wrote in about like the guy hoarding water bottles in her office. And now like we had finally like just started to move on from that as a community. And then this happens and we're just sort of stuck again. We're at a standstill. Yeah.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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So I'll be curious to see what the girlies have brought for us today.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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You know, I hate to be giving you notes, but remember we did say we want to sit more in the middle of our chairs. You just look like you're skewing a little side.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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I'm sipping on that lean. Um, so we have dear toasters and the stories are, this is me sipping on that lean. What is lean? Like cough syrup?

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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That's like probably one of the best, I know you probably don't have like an answer in your pocket to this question because you're like mentally stable, but what's like your favorite Glee cover? Is that Bottom Girls? That's a really good answer and it's definitely in like my top 10 as well. But a lot of people's favorite Glee cover is Darren Criss doing cough syrup.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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They say it's better than the original.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Do you have beef with Blaine?

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Who is your least favorite character on Glee?

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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Okay, so it's either Becca Tobin, Kitty, which it's obviously not. You know that it's not. Is it Tina Cohen Chang? Oh my God. And Jenna Ushkowitz is a toaster. You guys know I recently recorded an episode of a Glee podcast. Make sure to check it out.

The Toast

Grigio Girls: Tuesday, January 28th, 2025

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wow I wish you had told me that before going on the Glee podcast so I could have shared that with them kind of an exclusive on my episode I haven't re-watched Glee in a lot of years so the feelings aren't fresh but I just remember like that was frustrating to me who know for sure Tina Cohen Chang was like low-key the worst she faked having a lisp like that's literally so ableist um and then was like best friends with an actually disabled person and like she what is my disability a joke to you it was I agree with you completely and Artie actually I didn't dislike Artie um

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For The Girlies and The Boys with Kevin Clancy: Tuesday, May 27th, 2025

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Oh, you know, the lawyer. Yeah. Gorgeous. You're like, yes, I'm all, I'm very happy to be here.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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So you'll be able to upload photos literally directly from your phone to frame that you gave your grandma. Maybe she lives in Florida. Maybe she lives across the country. You'll be able to communicate with her like right there. She'll be able to like it. It's the cutest thing. You can add new photos to the frame from your phone and you can do it from anywhere.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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Me and Ben Soffer Celebrity, we are podcasting together. We haven't heard from him since the big news. And I know we haven't heard from the two of you together.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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It's touchscreen, so it's a real game changer. Even if you're not like a really tech savvy person, like you're getting it for your grandma, it's really easy to set up and it's really easy for her to engage with it. You could swipe through photos, tap to see new photos that are sent. There's a little heart button. It looks really great in your home.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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It comes in two different sizes, the original 10 inch and now a larger 15 inch gallery frame. And the photos are displayed in HD resolution. You can choose from five different frame styles. You can set it up in portrait mode, in landscape mode, really customize it for whatever your aesthetic is. It's really better than social media.

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Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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And they have a gift mode, which makes it a very meaningful, personalized gift. You can preload it with memories without even opening the box. So surprise them with old sentimental photos as soon as it's plugged in. They have a satisfaction guarantee and it's a special offer. Limited time for our listeners. Get $20 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to skylightframe.com slash toast.

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Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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That's S-K-Y-L-I-G-H-T frame.com slash toast to get $20 off your purchase now at skylightframe.com slash toast. Thank you, slash turd. What can I say? Except you're welcome. And that's an ad for Moana too. Yeah, it is. Oh my God, I watched Shepardy last night. They're really kind of out of control. Almost every- Sellouts. Yeah, they had a sponsored Moana.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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I'm sure he talks about it on Good Guys. I heard he said like some nice stuff.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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They were actually good. It was about like the geography of like the Polynesian islands. So they were actually very intellectual questions. It wasn't about, actually there was one question where you had to identify and it was Maui. Like that was really stupid. The others were like, which tribe, which native land? Like it was, if you're smart, like you would know it.

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Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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But, and do you know who won the episode last night? Like a newcomer. Do you know what he does for a living? He's a podcaster? He's a priest. And he was wearing like a priest neck thing. Like I just thought it was crazy. And there were a couple of categories. Kind of like how we're wearing today.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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He did. He did. But the two of you together need to share how you're feeling as a couple. So I'm really excited for you guys to get in the booth.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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And there were a couple of categories that were like a little risque that he got every single answer right in the cocktail one. That's a little sus, don't you find? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was really smart. So we'll be seeing him again tonight.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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Interesting. And we're wearing these outfits in solidarity with him. Amen. That's a little sus.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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You don't want your priest to know all the risque answers, but okay. Yeah, but I guess like when you can't get married, you can't like date or have sex, you just like study. You turn to trivia. You study. Like you study the Bible. You study everything. Yeah. And I guess like are priests allowed to drink? Yeah. I don't know. Why?

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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And you know that movie Raising Helen like really threw me through a loop because she ends up like falling in love and dating a pastor. And pastors can have families and get married. Yeah, and they do have families.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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Seventh Heaven. Correct. Yeah, it's true. And that movie did a lot for me. Anyways, our first story, some Bravo news. Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz's namesake bar Schwartz and Sandy's is closing after just two years. Schwartz and Sandy's is closing after opening to the public in November 2022. The Toms announced the news via Instagram on Monday with personal statements on the situation.

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Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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Of course. And I think that like what a lot of people heard on pregnant, they said like, what does this mean for BSA? So we're going to hear what does it mean? for BSC. So we've got you covered this week while we're taking some time.

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Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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Like this was, if this was me, this is information you would have had to waterboard out of me. Like the fact that they freely put out a statement, like admitting after everything, I would have just quietly shut it down. Yeah, everybody would have talked about it, but I don't know when the hell Vanderpump Rules is coming back.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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To admit, I don't know who, there are so many people who feel vindicated. Obviously, Katie Maloney, right? Everyone who hates Tom Sandoval. Ariana, of course. But then it's like, this affects so many people. What about that money that Tom Sandoval took from his retired mother? You couldn't have tortured this information out of me.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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Right, but they also in their statements, like towards the end of their statements, they kind of had a plea like, have your party here. You know, like we're closing, have this here holiday party, lizard funeral, whatever. Like maybe they need a little bit more business just to like pay off the creditors. You know what it sounds like?

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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There is a commercial, like since I'm a child of like lumber liquidators going out of business sale, but they've been going out of business since I'm six. Like, but I think they do very well. Cause everybody thinks it's like the last opportunity to get lumber to liquidate. So maybe that's what they're doing. They're like permanently in a state of going out of business.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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to generate sales. Yeah. And like everyone thinks they're getting a discount. Now I just want to say, I've never been a short, a fan of Schwartz and Sandy's. I didn't like the name. I thought they were wrong for it. Too big of a space, all the issues that everyone had with it. I'm so there and they totally mismanaged the situation. And when you have your name on a building,

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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You've got to act right in your personal life, and Sandoval completely fucking fumbled the ball. However, this news actually did not bring me joy.

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Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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No, me neither. It only brought me joy because I love to see Tom Sandoval fail. That actually makes me extremely happy. But their business partner, who was just a restaurateur who put a lot of money into this, Tom Sandoval's triplet brothers all put money.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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I don't, that's why we're extra celebrating and like rubbing in your face because we don't even feel so bad because like we've got you covered and now like we get to be off and enjoy the best time of year.

The Toast

Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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All the people, I could cry just thinking about all the regular folk who thought this was a good investment putting their money in the hands of two idiots. That makes me sad. I completely agree.

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Thankful Self-Aware Cogs: Tuesday, November 26th, 2024

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And it's just, it's a small, at the end of the day, like it's a small business that failed. There's a lot of people that work there. Like, it's just, you don't want to see it go out of business. Now I know like he's did the crime and he's going to do the time. And this is all, this is all the consequences of his actions, period. But it affects a lot of other people.

The Toast

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And it's just like, I don't love to see it. Even when people were like, you know, taking out their anger about Scandival and like going to the restaurant. Evangelizing the bathroom. Yeah. Keep your ire online where it started.

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Let me ask you a question. Do you think that this bar failing is a direct result of Scandavol, or it was always gonna fail, even if the show had continued and he didn't have an affair with Raquel? It was a poorly managed business. Great question.

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I think it wouldn't have had like so much longevity for the aforementioned reasons, but I think it failed this quickly because of Scandival. I don't think they could recover. They opened after months of investment and months of waiting and building to really, maybe they had a few good months before it was completely boycotted.

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Like now people, it's not just the interest in Vanderpump Rules has waned. Like now people are taking a stand and they don't want to go there. And I think that it is happening now because of Scandival and they just like couldn't, They had no business.

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Yeah, no, I agree. I don't think it was ever gonna be like a gangbusters type of facility, but this is very quick.

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I think for as long as the show went on, the business could have gone on. There are so many other bars that are affiliated with this world, but like people are taking a moral stand by like not going to this business to punish him. And I think that's all a result of Scandival.

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And I don't know if you saw this because it happened this morning, a little adjacent Vanderpump Rules news.

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Yes, I did. That's part B of this story.

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It is monsooning. Literally, I woke up, I'm like, oh, it must be four in the morning. It was 7.30. It is like seriously so dark outside. And of course, I have to spend the afternoon out and about traversing looking for studio spaces because yeah, the studio that I had found for last time I updated you guys about my new great studio that's half the price.

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I'm really happy for her. Me as well. She shared that her and Luke, they're engaged now, but they conceived via IUI. She shared on season one of The Valley how she was trying to get pregnant. And then they had pregnancy loss. And then early this year, like they were back.

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trying and they got pregnant on the first try of IUI that's so great I'm really happy for her yeah me too and should all be unfolding on season two of the valley and it feels like the valley's really progressing there's a lot going on with the cast and like I hear a lot about like production updates and I can't say the same for Vanderpump Rules like it seems like everything's at a standstill

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So I heard about Vanderpump Rules. I think I saw this on Doom 1. It seemed like a really good theory that the reason why Vanderpump Rules is going to end after this season is because the show is too expensive now. The cast members get paid too much.

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Like a million dollars a season. There's so many of them.

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But that's what they... That's what they deserve after being on 12 seasons of reality TV. And so they're paying like millions in cast salaries. And it's just, that's not. That's a good theory. A good financial decision. So even though everybody wants to do it and everybody is doing this next season, she said everybody is doing this next season. So that like includes Ariana.

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And Tom, it's just too expensive of a show. And when you think like how these reality shows start out, it's people making $20,000 a season. Not even like production, like the budgets for the show are low. The overhead is low. They take road trips.

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It gets just too big. And that's what we're seeing. That's a very good theory. And I could see that. Even if it was like a successful show at Bravo, I think it gets really hard with reality shows just in general being less popular, like cable network reality shows. So you really can't, like a new show, that's why like Roni, I think that probably had a lot to do with why Roni Legacy.

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They were all OGs. They were all getting paid at least a million dollars a season. And now you're paying Rebecca Minkoff $10,000. Like you start fresh.

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No, when you start over, you get to start fresh. It actually makes a lot of sense as to why shows would start over even before,

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they need to. Yeah. And even a successful franchise, successful is different than what it used to mean. And I don't think even a successful franchise can make money or be successful when you have that much in cast salaries. That's a very good point.

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Yeah, so even though some of them might now go over to the Valley, like, they might have to take a pay cut. But I actually think, now in thinking about it this way, it's worth... Yep. Say you don't make a lot of money from your season of the show. The opportunities that it brings you, like, and the potential for earning, I think is worth doing the show.

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A thousand percent. Other reality shows, Instagram, followers, appearances, one thousand percent.

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I think things got, like, a little out of control, and... People are making like them. But that's also what happens when you bring on like the Denise Richards is and they're making $2 million just to come on the show. And then the people who built the show are like, well, we want more than.

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Right. And I feel like a good example of someone that's doing it well is like Southern Charm. Because if you actually think it's such a big cast, but who is an OG now? Like Shep, Craig. Shep and Craig are the only OGs. Yeah.

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They're the only ones probably making around a million dollars a season. Like, you know, I think at that level you're getting paid like $30,000 to $50,000 an episode and you do like 15, 20 episodes. So it's actually good how they've sort of shed over the years original castmates because if there was 10 of them, you can't afford that. Yeah.

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Well, I found out why it was half the price. It was the craziest lease ever. And I can't, like seriously, if I put that lease in our company name, we would be ruined financially. Like it was seriously setting us up for bankruptcy. No.

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Yeah. So that's the latest in the Vanderpump world. Lots going on. Yeah. Our next story, the holding space for Defying Gravity viral journalist is talking about getting recognized in public selling merch and what on earth she meant. So Variety sat down with the journalist whose name is Tracy E. Gilchrist. She's such a Tracy.

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She's such a Tracy and she's being asked all the questions about what she meant, how the reaction is affecting her, what she thinks about it. So she's talking about the day at the junket, which was actually like weeks ago. She said this didn't go viral till like a few weeks after the interview and like her phone started blowing up. And she's just sort of like riding this wave.

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She was also asked how she would define holding space, which I think is a good question. And actually she gave us good of an answers you could possibly give. Show me to me please. She said, I was very inspired by Toni Morrison from GLAAD. He posted the lyrics of Defying Gravity before I did my interview. It was a great explainer.

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Holding space is being physically, emotionally, and mentally present with someone or something. For me, it means being in the moment, not being distracted and feeling something on a cellular level. I think you can hold space with lyrics of a song, one you've heard a hundred times, and it can suddenly take on a new meaning when you're a queer person. Okay, so it's giving like paying attention.

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Yeah, it's just, it's getting resonating.

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Yeah, and like seeing something perhaps for the first time.

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Through a new lens. The lyrics of Defying Harmony are really resonating with people. It's really, I think, what she meant. And then Cynthia is saying, good, that's what I wanted.

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Well, so the most interesting part of this interview was when she's asked like very specifically why she said that question. She said, that actually was not my question. It was a lead up to the question. I was going to say, you know, a lot of people are holding space for lyrics and finding power in that. What do you think that means?

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But she said Cynthia had such a reaction to that lead up portion that she just sort of wrote it. She was really unexpected. That was really unexpected. And when she said, I mean, I'm in queer media, she was like, I literally didn't know what to say because she's having this like emotion.

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With what it entailed, you'd be better off like buying office space.

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Cynthia is having this like emotional moment and you don't want to follow it up with a question because let her have her moment. So you just offer like supplemental information, right? And I'm in queer media.

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She also said, she said like in the interview that she was seeing that on social media, people holding space. But she said actually most of it came from a conversation with her friend. She was using that to tee up the question. She was thrown off by Cynthia's response. And she could have said, I have all these friends and this is our conversation. But instead she said, I'm in queer media.

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That would have been a better use of your money. Or paying triple in rent. Like it was seriously, so today, you know, me and Ben's sister, she's been so steadfast in this process. But you know, she found an office building with studio space that literally could, it might as well be in my apartment building. Like it's so close. So you know what? I'm holding out hope.

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And honestly, I think what I thought this journalist would have been like in real life, it seems to me that she's not. She just seemed like she's somebody who takes herself so seriously. I'm like, okay, it's wicked. And reading this interview, I was like, oh my God, she's literally just a girlie. It was kind of this accident.

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oh i feel like she is like that five seconds that we got of her like now we're getting an extrapolated version and like it's the same but the good news is it's like she has a sense of humor about it like she thinks it's awesome she also they were asking what's next you're gonna sell merch like you know they're comparing it to like the eri demir very mindful yes that there hasn't been a viral moment like that since then so she's uh said that um she's a little slower than the internet friends of hers were telling her to get a merch store up and running she said she's already seen t-shirts and ball caps

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She said she has not considered the full breadth of what this might be. I had a podcast with The Advocate several years ago. So who knows? Maybe a little podcast.

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Jackie, like I feel for anyone who works in media, like to get this kind of recognition, like you can't even dream of attention like this. Yeah. But also she's really become like a gay icon, which I feel like for a gay woman is probably like the best thing that could happen to you. Like everybody's wearing t-shirts with her face on it. Like everybody's quoting her.

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Like I'm actually like so happy for this lady. And the more I hear from her in this interview, she sounds like... To me, I'm getting, like, the person who I saw in that interview, I was like, she kind of seems insufferable. But now hearing from her, it seems like it was like this total accident. She wasn't actually asking that as a question.

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I was like, oh, she's more normal than I thought she was going to be. And I'm so happy for somebody I've never met. And speaking of Jameer, do you know that... Merriam-Webster word of the year. Yes, that was a story that got booted. Well, you know what? I'm glad we can talk about it now because I think it's A, a good word. Like it was an underrated word in the language. Agreed.

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And having it be brought back to the forefront, I appreciate. And I feel like sometimes they make word of the year like riz. Like that's not a word, okay? No, but you know what is a word?

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The rizzler. I have like fallen down a rizzler rabbit hole.

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Oh, well, that's good because I have so much to send you.

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I'm happy to see you here down the hole. I just, like, I don't know. I've always, like, ever since I met Costco guys and you told me about them, like, I've always thought they weren't nearing and paid attention. But, like, now when I see their videos, like, I'm not okay. We need a documentary. We do.

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Like a real Netflix one. Do you see that one of them at the Knicks game? Of course I did. Jackie, did you see the professional wrestling thing? Did your husband show it to you? No. Oh, because the person whom I share all my Rizzler and Costco guy content with is your husband. We go back and forth.

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And they did like a professional wrestling, not like a WWE, but a similar, like in this big arena, the dad. I saw a promo for it. The dad wrestled. Obviously he won, even though it was like staged. And AJ and the Riz were also involved in some sort of like kind of supporting actors. It was really one of the craziest things I've ever seen in my life. That is so crazy.

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Maybe it's meant to be, but just know I was like bragging a couple of weeks ago. I ain't moving for a while.

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And how do they know the Rizzler? Family friend, friend of the fam. I think that they initially, they started separately and then they very early on in both of their careers did a collab and it was one of their more popular videos. So they just kept doing it. Now they keep adding like supplemental characters to the crew. We're not really interested. Like I like the family and I like the Rizzler.

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Like stop. They're trying to make all these other people happen. It's not.

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This, like Claudia, it was just shocking.

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday that feels like a Friday, because we're fucking celebrating. Bitch, that's right. It's the last toast of the week, and while you might be crying, I am singing, because my work week is over. Yours probably isn't, and I'm really sorry, but mine is. Even though I have so much work to do tomorrow, I actually, like, I'm working a full day tomorrow. Right.

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Demure, not Rizzler, unfortunately. Demure is the word of the year. I do like it. I hope people would, you know, take heed and maybe act in a more demure fashion in their everyday life.

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And, like, I like that we're all learning new words. That's the whole point of Word of the Year. And it also is reflective of a word we used a lot this year. I mean, my Word of the Year, of course, is emblematic, but I'm different. I'm not like other girls.

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My Word of the Year, five years running, is nefarious.

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And I know like a part of you is happy. Why? Because you love being like staying where you are. And like, I feel like you didn't, you weren't looking forward to moving.

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What was our... Oh, I think our word of the year would probably be... Pargy. Like, gargy, yeah. Or girly. Or swirly. I think this year was swirly. Yeah, swirly. This year would be swirly. Or turd-thirty. Or...

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Turd and branch. Yeah, probably. Oh, so many words. So many years. Are you ready for our next story? Hugh Grant is responding.

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To Lewontin Duel of the Seps. I have to just like share his half of the story.

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Just, like, for, like, journalistic integrity. But it kills me to, like... I wish the fantasy ended yesterday. It kills me to cast any doubt on what Luann said.

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And I just want to say, Hugh Grant is 1,000% telling the truth. Like, 1,000%. And he delivered it in the nicest possible way that he could have. But I wish he just shut his mouth, you know? Yeah.

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Yeah. I wish he didn't. I wish like he listened to the toast and like knew how well this reflected on him. And like, even if none of it was true, like to let us say less. Yeah. So he screenshotted the people magazine story about Luann recalling heavily making out with him. And he. Posted on X. Steady on. I do remember meeting a charming Roni. No. Rennie. Rennie. A charming Rennie in a restaurant.

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But I'd like to stress it was about 15 years ago. I don't recall shots or kissing, but her memory might be better than mine.

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I actually was for a multitude of reasons. One, there's so much construction going on in this building. Like it's really hindering my ability to record premium audio. And two, at one point in my life, like maybe last year when I was like really at my peak active lifestyle, I found the walk to be really just the perfect place. the perfect amount of blocks.

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So he's being generous in saying... He's holding space for the option. He's being generous in saying, like, this didn't happen. But, like, it's possible. Like, she's not a liar. Maybe I forgot. But he knew the incident. Like, he remembers this night. So... I just, and by the way, Luann responded with like a gif of herself. Like she's so iconic.

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I just like, I left feeling yesterday's episode like so joyful. Like I loved this story. I hadn't heard it until you shared it with me. And I thought it was really a positive reflection on everybody involved. And so for him to like get involved, which I kind of didn't even want him to speak about it. Like what was Kevin Costner going to talk about it the last time? Like get away.

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Like this is for the girls. And I didn't even like, I don't know what he could have said that I would have liked, but I certainly, it's not this. Unless he said something like jolly good fun. Best night of my life. Luann, let's do it again soon.

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Yeah. But this just, I mean, it could have been worse. He could have been like an arse.

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But he is like casting doubt on a story that meant a lot to us. Yeah. Get out of the way. Yeah.

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it was so harmless I mean I guess the fact that he is acknowledging that they did have a night together is huge and the fact that like he said it was 15 years ago I feel like that was like kind of unnecessary was she a housewife 15 years ago probably but she would have been married like the timing isn't making sense right I also thought it was like this summer the way she was talking me too or like the last two years yeah so season one aired in 2008 so let's say they filmed it in 2007 how many years ago is that

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17. Oh, so she was married. I kind of just made that up. So 15 years ago she was married. Yeah, so it wasn't 15 years ago. But maybe he was being, like, general. It was me, like, when I say something was last year and it was last week.

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Or four months ago, four years ago. Yes, perhaps. So, like, don't come in with your correction when you don't have the facts straight.

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Yeah, and I actually just really genuinely wish he stayed the hell out of this. Or maybe, like, Luann and the Count had an open marriage. I could see it. I could see it, too. What is the Count up to? He got remarried, right? Count Olaf? Yeah. Count, um, no, that's not his name. Count Dallas Epps. No, Count Suez. Count Suez. Don't forget the de la Seps family of yore built the Suez Canal.

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So he's not married at the moment. And Jackie, I want to say like the de la Seps being the ones who built the Suez Canal is a piece of trivia I keep in my back pocket that I cannot wait to come up on Jeopardy. Like Ben is going to be shocked because there are certain categories me and Ben know like we might get.

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But some categories when they're like, you know, geopolitical, we're like, but there's going to be one, one day. about which royal family built the Suez Canal. And I'm going to say the De La Seps. And Ben will think that I watched the episode without him and wrote it down and cheated. That's something I'm so looking forward to.

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Maybe. I don't know. I feel like it's something that's seared in all of our minds. I feel like Ben might know it. Let's ask him. Do you know who built it? Do you know which noble family financed the Suez Canal?

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These days, it's about three blocks too long. Ben drove me to work today. My first trimester, Ben drove me to work for an entire month. Oh, and fun fact about Ben and driving, our car, we've noticed literally a couple of days ago, has three flat tires.

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Oh, finance. Do you know which noble family financed the Suez Canal? Because the count wasn't down there with an ax. And Ben is not going to answer because he's with his girlfriend, Alex Guarnaschelli. Oh. Who I found out is actually not married. She is single. So this will be the last time they're hanging out.

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Wow. That would be like a funny way for this story to end. Well, not funny, but funny. Not funny. At all funny. Are you ready for our next story? What number? Four. Yeah. Some big podcasting news. Oh, yeah.

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kylie kelsey is launching her own brutally honest podcast so kylie the kelsey clan is taking their podcasting empire to new heights kylie who's the wife of former eagle star jason kelsey announced on monday that she will be launching not gonna lie with kylie kelsey next month with new episodes released weekly on thursdays the show is being produced by wave sports and entertainments which had been the same outfit that produced

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New Heights before they moved to Amazon Wondery. She put out a trailer for her show, talking about what she's gonna talk about, talking about how she almost titled it a bunch of different stuff, to be honest, fuck around, find out, with that Kylie energy. And I think she's got riz, and I think she's got what it takes.

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Yeah, people really like her, and there is so much intrigue in this family. And as much as we were saying we worry about them being overexposed, Kylie is so not that. I feel like she's so private. That this is – especially when you think about how much money the Kelsey brothers have made in such a short amount of time just due to this weekly podcast.

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I think that her not doing it would be like leaving money on the table. There's so much intrigue. Like, it's a brilliant business idea. And she's like a mom, which is – she's so different. Like, it's not going to be even remotely similar to New Heights. Like, there are so many people who love her, and she's like so – like Philly famous, but like nationally famous. And she's like mom famous.

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Yeah, no, this is like a pocket of their world that hasn't been dealt to at all. Like I think there's so much there. Even the teaser she was talking about, like they're going to be talking about parenting stuff. She's going to be talking to guests. They'll probably talk about sports stuff because she's a huge sports fan. I think there's so much to talk about.

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And I think she has got a lot of personality. I think she's going to be great.

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Yeah, there also is... Like, a big market, like, there are other really successful podcasts of famous athletes' wives. Like, Kelly Stafford's is really popular. I think that's, like, something people really enjoy hearing about, especially girls who like sports. I am curious, like, at what point and in what capacity will Taylor get involved in the Kelsey podcast universe, like, as a guest?

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Like, obviously, I thought it would be New Heights, but, like, maybe it'll be this one. Maybe it will be this one.

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I don't think she'll, New Heights doesn't even have guests. So I don't even really, like aside from like Adam Sandler or whatever, I don't even think she would go on as a guest. But like maybe when they're married with children, like she'll pop in the background, like Travis, pick up your underwear.

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Jackie oh my god it seriously will not stop Ben's hopper he's been driving all morning like he had to run uptown to do some errands like he drove all day yesterday all day today he literally and the car is being serviced it picked up tomorrow but like you would never know we had three flat tires based on how frequently Ben's been using the car and he dropped me off today they turned around and it's like deflated just to like watch him drive away the car is on the floor

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Yeah, like Kylie has walked in the background of like Jason's studio being like, can you put the girls to bed? Like when you podcast from home, that is what happens.

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Right. It's like the Rizzler, you know? Yeah.

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Well, one of Taylor's cats is, was in an episode, so that's huge.

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Yeah, I think it'll be more casual than that. Like, Travis texting Taylor, like, hey, Lur, like, do you know who finances Swiss now?

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And he hasn't answered yet. Classic husband-wife stuff. Correct. So I think that's what it's more so about, not like she's going to be sat for an interview. And then maybe, like, when she has Travis's babies one day, she'll do, like, a parenting episode with Kylie on her pod. I'm having his baby. No, I'm not. The surrogate is due. She's due in January. I wish.

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Imagine I'm right. I don't think you are, but if you are, I'll be really shocked at your ability to predict the future.

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The odds that I am are seriously zero, but it's good to put predictions out there. I've got skin in the game now. A thousand percent. It could, maybe not January, maybe February. Give her a little break from errors. She is done with errors.

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No, there's still a couple of shows in Vancouver. You just making stuff up now? Every week, I'm like, it's the last errors. I'm sorry, but every day I see headlines, it's the last errors. She's been in Toronto for a while, too. She did a lot of shows there, I think five. So I think it was two separate weekends, and it felt like, the last two stops, but it's not.

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1989, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. No, sorry. The date of when Scooter bought her music to her last era show. Got it. Maybe that's when she'll announce her reputation. Maybe. And then also you saw this Yellow Brick Road theory. No. Oh my God. Not you telling me about theories.

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I think I sent it to you that basically like there's something to do with Yellow Brick Road and her lore and her Instagram right now has like a row of yellow leading to the Yellow Brick Road. And then her last show was in Vancouver, which is sometimes called the Emerald City.

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Like the way you're in the Empire State.

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Like Vancouver's the Emerald City.

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So she's taking the yellow brick road to the Emerald City. And then I don't know what happens from there.

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Yeah. I think it has to do with debut.

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Okay. You heard it here first. Before you dive into the fifth story, may I? You may. Let everyone know that today's episode is brought to you by Saks.com, the premier digital platform for luxury fashion. With the holidays right around the corner, Saks.com is making it easy to find the perfect gifts for everyone, even the pickiest on our lifts, including yourself.

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One, shopping online for the holidays is the only way to do it. Like being in store is like so overstimulating. You don't even get the right thing. You just like buy something because you want to leave because you're sweating and you're getting hungry and you feel like you're going to faint. Like it's really premium, Saks.com. And of course, there are a lot of places you can shop online.

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I think Saks.com has the most user-friendly website. They have great gift guides and they have the best brands. Like I feel like Saks.com is a great place to go to find and discover new brands before they become really popular. I feel like their buyers department is just filled with like really cool swirlies who like know what's up and coming.

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And, you know, obviously shopping for others is important, but shopping for yourself is really important too. You can upgrade party looks this holiday season, treat yourself to top designer brands like Alice and Olivia, Frame, Prada, Gucci, and more. So get ready to be the best gift giver ever and find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every heart to shop for a person this season at Saks.com.

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Let's make this holiday season memorable for you and your loved ones. If you're looking for gifts that will help you win the holidays, then head to Saks.com now for a seamless shopping experience. Excuse me, that's S-A-K-S.com. Today's episode is also brought to you by Taylor Farms and their chopped salad kits.

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Oh my God, I was cracking up so hard. And Ben drives so aggressively too. So he's like this big aggressive driver.

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Their bases are a unique blend of fresh greens, veggies, fruit. created to perfectly complement the toppings and dressings to deliver the best tasting flavor forward salad kits. Now, I know what you're thinking, like bagged salads, turning it, get with the program. No, Taylor Farms is different. Taylor Farms is special. They are literally like made by chefs. They're so good.

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The ingredients are chopped, so you don't have to like do all the work. They're fresh. All the different ingredients are packaged individually, so you can really customize it. They make healthy eating easy and delicious. The salads are pre-washed, pre-cut, ready to enjoy. So you can literally eat it out of the bag, which I know a lot of us gals on the go do.

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But if you're a civilized human being, you could put it in a bowl too and make it nice. So Taylor Farms Chopped Salad Kits are really everything that you need in this life and more. It's also just a great way to get your fresh greens and your daily veggies. The dressings and the toppings are packaged independently so you can tailor it to your taste and use as much or as little as you'd like.

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People are obsessed with their flavors too. I feel like they each have like cult followings. I really like the classic Caesar. That's like my vibe. So whether you're a busy professional, parent, college student, or you've just had too long of a day to think about dinner, check out Taylor Farms salad kits and their chopped salad kits are available at all major grocery stores.

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The brand is Taylor Farms. It is the chopped salad kits and they are available at all major grocery stores. Today's episode is also brought to you by Roback. This holiday season, elevate yours and your loved one's wardrobe with some winter essentials from Roback. So whether you're in need of warm layers for yourself or you're buying gifts for others, Roback has what you need.

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wait how did that happen did it all happen at once so like like did someone slash your tires so like on the dash it always tells you when like when your tire pressure is low and like one by one they started to light up and we just like ignored it and we were like okay air pressure but no no like it's literally flat like oh my god oh my god jackie it's the funniest thing like

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So everyone is obsessed with their fleece. It's one of their newer products. It's cropped just right. It has like a loose fit. And it's that perfect cozy but chic look. It's the perfect gift for anyone who likes to be active outside in the winter or someone who just wants to be comfortable while relaxing at home. Then their hoodie and jogger sets, all of their like crew neck sets.

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People are obsessed with their sets. I love them. And I have to say the men's sets are so underrated, but the clarity hoodie and jogger set is probably what you need most. It's a cotton poly blend. It's ridiculously soft with a cropped hoodie and joggers has a really comfortable, but also flattering mid rise fit.

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So like if you're looking for something that you can wear, like laying around the house, but we have to get up and go to the grocery store, walk the dog, like you can not have to change your clothes and like still look like a presentable human being. The Tempo hoodie and jogger set is also one of their best sellers. It's probably one of my favorites too. It's a great fabric.

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The joggers are cut at the perfect length. So check out their sets. I love sets. I wear sets like multiple times a week just because it's so easy. And I think for men, it's really hard to like wear sweats or wear sets that... Don't look slobbish. And it's hard to be comfortable. I feel like men are always wearing jeans.

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So Roback makes great gifts for the holidays for the man in your life, whether that's an uncle, a brother, a husband, a cousin. And Roback is having their biggest sale of the year. It's 20% off the entire website for all customers. 20% off hoodies, joggers, fleeces, and more. There's no code. Just head over to Roback, R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com.

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Introduce others to the most comfortable active wear in the game this holiday season at Roback.com.

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Thank you, Dirtback. You're welcome, Dirtback. Our fifth and final story. Glenn Powell says his lookalike contest winner will get their parents or any family member of their choice a cameo in his next film.

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So all of a sudden... Oh my God. I saw this headline and I thought it was like a cameo, like a video.

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No, they will be in his next movie. That's cool. That is cool. But like what? I woke up one day and everybody's having a lookalike contest. Explain.

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Well, Timothee Chalamet... went to that one, and I think it was such good PR, and people started then throwing them even more frequently, because the chance of your favorite celebrity showing up is now increased 10x.

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So they just started becoming, I don't know if people were doing it before, but they were definitely doing it more after Timothee Chalamet, and they were getting more attention because of the Timothee Chalamet thing. So now it's kind of becoming a running joke, and celebrities getting involved. It's kind of just good, easy PR, and I think this is great.

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So Glenn Powell called into his own lookalike contest in Austin on Sunday to give the winner a very special prize, a cameo in his next film. But not for the winner himself, but for the lookalike's parents or any family member of their choice. Yeah, you can't have like a Glenn Powell lookalike in your movie. That's confusing. That is confusing. Could have been a stump double.

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Also like Glenn's parents often show up in his movies. He gives like his own parents cameos. So he's giving his lookalikes, family members cameos. And also Glenn's mother was at the lookalike contest and she chose the winner.

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Really sorry that we had the foresight, couple of geniuses here. We had the foresight to take off the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. And I just want to say thank you to Jackson Claude of yore who made that decision. But the good news is I know you're probably like, what the fuck? Like I wasn't ready. The good news is there's so much good news.

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Let me tell you, Glenn Powell is well on his way. Like everything I hear about this guy, I love. He's so handsome. He's really talented. Like I think that was probably the biggest shock for me when I actually first saw him act in something. I was like, wait, he's really good. Every time I hear something about him, like it's so overwhelmingly positive, like family man. I love this man.

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Yeah, the winner was a physician's assistant named Maxwell Bronstein. He actually, he did look like him. He was dressed in like the Top Gun.

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Okay, wait, now I need to say, because some of these people they be choosing are like not even remotely lookalikes.

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No, it's always like number two and three look nothing like them, but usually number one is the real true lookalike. Maxwell Bronstein.

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That is so crazy. Like if that ever happens, like where I have a flat tire, like. New car. Just get rid of the car.

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The Jeremy Allen White one, like the people were...

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wins every single one I couldn't pick a winner that's funny the winner received five dollars a cowboy hat free queso from Torchy's tacos for a year and a special message from Glenn himself who was on FaceTime with his mom during the event you know what he doesn't not honestly he's got that really cute smile that's like Glenn Powell's thing he's got a really beautiful smile oh that's the mom I also I like that they didn't Austin I feel like he's like Austin famous do you know what I mean does he live there I think so yeah

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That's cute. Yeah. So all just sweetness around free PR for Glenn Powell and we ate it up. And we're like, we're, we are the problem. We are just cogs in a machine. We are. I think, however, our awareness of our cog like nature definitely offset some of the damage. I don't even know what you just said, but I completely agree. Just that like we're aware, you know, acceptance is the first step.

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Like I'm not dealing with that. And speaking of Ben, he would just absolutely kill me if I didn't let everyone know that the Spritz Society Black Friday Cyber Monday sale started early. It starts today and it's our biggest discount of the year. The code for the toaster is

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We are always fucking with the machine.

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We sometimes do our cog-like work, but other times...

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We fuck shit up. We sometimes do our cog like work.

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Like today. I'm a cog for Len Powell, I would say.

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Yes, yes. There are certain things, institutions, human beings, I'm happy to be a cog for.

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And sometimes we're not. You know, sometimes we're going to call it out. There's some things some people can't do. We're never going to forget. Yep. What they did. Tarek. Len Siaga. We all have our mountains. Actually, at this point, you are a cog for Tariq. Nobody can see more press.

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I make up for at least 50% of the engagement on his social media because I get tagged. If you go through any sort of Tariq. Do you? If you go to like a TikTok, especially if one of his wives, ex or current, is in it, every single tag is me. Actually, the most embarrassing thing happened to me today. Cody Simpson posted a TikTok. He doesn't have like a ton of engagement.

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He posted a TikTok of himself singing Wicked, which I guess is like extremely toast coded. Jackie, we were half the comments at Claudia at Toast Podcast. Like it's so embarrassing. I'm sure people are like, why are they tagging this random girl?

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Oh my God. Well, I was going to say, I think at this point, like we need to have Tarek on the podcast.

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I thought you were going to say we need to have Cody Simpson and we do. Well, we do need to have Cody Simpson. I could never in my life look at Tariq in the eyes. Like I would simply. After everything. I would pass away like on the spot.

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I want to put it out there. Like if Tariq wants to come on, this is like the outreach I'm going to do. Like we're not following up. Like if this makes its way to Tariq, like we would love to have you on the pod. Just like really.

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And by the way, you're not going to be able to get away with not talking about the arm tyke. That's just obvious. I think that he probably goes into interviews and says, I don't want to talk about the arm tyke.

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And we can talk about other stuff too, but like, of course. T-A-M.

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T-A-H. Yeah. T-O-T-T. Tarek on the toast.

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Now everyone's going to comment that. No. Okay. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Guys, please don't. No, no, no, no, no. It's time for our weekly advice segment, which usually happens on Wednesdays, but we moved it to Tuesday. It's like a whole long story. It's Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where Jackie and I do our best to help the swirlies in need.

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is toast 30 it's 30 off site wide it's the biggest discount of the year you know up until now it was craig 20 sorry craig move over it's toast 30 it's the best time of year to try spirit society we just launched new cans so they're bigger now they're 12 ounces um craig's lemon iced tea pink lemonade peach pickle and actually let me give a little spoiler you know what's happening today i don't know if you know this they went on production on like a new ben's gonna kill me i don't

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You can reach out to us if you're in need of help, anything from relationships to work to bodily, you know, issues you're having, whatever it is. We are not medical professionals. So please keep that in mind. You can send us an email to yourtoasters at gmail.com or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Both options are totally anonymous, so don't worry, we'll never blow up your spot.

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And let's dive in, shall we? Let's do it. This one, like, actually makes me sad. I went on a first date last night, and while I was in the bathroom, he texted me. She lives in the studio. She's not as tubby as I thought. How do I appropriately ruin this man's life? Sincerely, a 22-year-old toaster who needs a Swirly's advice.

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She got a text that wasn't meant for her, which is probably the worst thing to happen to a human being on the planet. But after like a first date, so it's like someone's just like initial first impression of you. The fact that he like had to remark that you lived in a studio. Like is that good or bad?

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I would enjoy that you live alone. Yeah. Obviously we're never seeing or speaking to this person ever again. I know, but like how does she move on?

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um she should oh you know what you should do i don't know if you responded but you should send it back like what you would text your friend yeah like he has three roommates and he smells doesn't know how to dress like literally whatever your thoughts were like say it in a way like that's not overtly mean but like just merely observational just a little something like he has three roommates and he had lettuce in his teeth

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. It's important. Or just be like, he had pepper in his teeth. Period. So awkward. I didn't know what to say. Like, I found it so unattractive.

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Tubby is such a mean word. I guess, like, it actually... You could use a different word that is meaner. Like, tubby, I guess, is meant to be, like, endearing.

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Yeah, but it's like, if you thought you were so tubby, why did he go on a date? Unless he wanted you to be tubbier?

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Oh, maybe he's one of those. I just think that, like... I need to see what this man looks like because it's always, like, the ugliest motherfuckers who have the most to say about other people's looks. Like, I just know this man was, like, truly fucking heinous.

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Yeah. The good news is it was the first date, so, like, you weren't in love with him. Like, you don't have to get over him. And you dodged a bullet. Like, thanks for sending these texts to me.

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You might have gone out with him again. Yes, that's true. In terms of, like, how to actually make yourself feel better, I really do like the...

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the route of you sending like seriously exactly what he said about you like something about his living situation or his work situation and his physical appearance that will make you feel better for i feel better my fire was fire an eye for an eye and i'm such a fan of an eye for an eye and this is what i say every time we do like um dear toasters and i think like people like don't agree with me an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind and good because if i'm if i'm blind you should be too

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No, you can still see out of the other eye.

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So true. Okay, ready for our next one? Mm-hmm. Swirlies, I am livid. Long story short, I was venting to my husband about his family, and in the middle of our argument slash my vent session, he pulls out his phone, calls his mother, and says, why don't you just say it to her face? I immediately grabbed the phone hung up and had a wave of anger come over me that I've never felt before.

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I felt so betrayed and taken aback by his behavior. I tried explaining to him how insane that was for him to do but he does not seem to understand the severity of his actions. Am I fucking nuts or was this a giant breach in trust and just truly insane behavior?

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insane behavior you're so right for your wave of anger not a breach of trust because like he didn't in front of you it's not like he like recorded you and sent it to them like yeah he's just like a he's a pussy and he needs to man up and he wants to like he doesn't want to have to be like the middle man between like your grievances and then airing them to them so he's like do it yourself but it's like you're there to protect me and he just he needs to learn that and understand that

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It's hard. No, like he's so lazy. And so like in this situation, it would be his job to be like the mediator. Like you tell him your raw feelings. He repackages it and says it to his mother and tries to get peace between the two. And he's so uninterested in being that person that he's just like, it's your problem. You're the one with the feelings. Why don't you call my mother? Hate.

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And by the way, if you do have a problem with your mother-in-law, you're talking to the right person. Do not speak to her directly. Like, it's literally your husband's job to reel in his mother. And I'm sorry. Like, that sucks. Did the mom pick up? It felt like it was just all kind of happened very quickly. Yeah, I think she hung up before she could pick up. Okay, good. Okay, good.

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I know. On a new collab. I didn't know it was today. So remember we did like the pickle flavor with Klaus and Pickles. We're doing a flavor. I don't know when it's coming out with like probably one of the biggest brands in the world. And like, let me tell you, who is this product for? On the count of three. Olivia. Yes. The collab we're doing is literally for our sister, Olivia.

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And you need to, like, hammer. It's so annoying when you're, like, hammering in a point. And it's, like, it seems so small and stupid. But, like, you still want to... You're just like a dog with a bone and you won't let something go. But it's so important that you understand the severity of this.

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Yeah. As far as moving forward, what to do next time, it's on him to understand that's his role. That's anyone's role. For you and your family, you're the go-between. That's anyone's job. I don't know how you can...

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make him get that but I'm sure there's punishments that you can think of yeah you can come up with just also keep I'm sure there's things you can withhold at some point you'll he'll also if you just keep pestering him about it like he'll give in just out of sheer like annoyance and however you get him to do what you want to do like that's marriage and you just have to do it right and like are they trying to get you to do something like withhold whatever it is like until your point is made thousand percent

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Our third and final dear toasters. Actually, somebody wrote in because they were so inspired by last year toasters about the girl whose husband was getting a massage from his sister. Okay. She's like, hold my beer. Okay. Oh, gosh. Hey, swirlies. Oh, gorsh. I'm about to one up the husband getting a massage from his sister submission because my husband's family is on another level.

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The siblings who are all grown frequently give each other massages. I'm talking essential oils and everything. They wrestle. They kiss on the lips when they leave. All of it. I personally come from a very non-touchy family and this was very odd for me when I married in. All that to say, I don't think a thing of it and I've really gotten used to it until this.

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My husband, his sister, and I were all in the hot tub one night, and when we got out, they both wanted to rinse off.

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Yeah. They both wanted to rinse off. I hear the water running, and I know my husband was in there, so I pop my head in to tell him that I'm going to get our son ready to go, and his sister pops her head out of the shower, too. They were both in swimsuits, taking a shower together, but the visual gave me such an ick. Once again, they thought nothing of it, but I cannot move past this.

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Am I being dramatic? I know there was nothing nefarious going on, but it's just really weird, right?

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It's so weird. Here's the thing. I don't think you can change this family. This is who they are.

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i don't think anything like beyond that is what's happening like and like i just think this is so crazy and i just think you need like friends and people to vent to about it and laugh about it with like and then move on i think they're gonna do like they're gonna wrestle they're gonna kiss on the lips but jackie like this like where where do this does this family draw the line they're showering together kissing on the lips like stop no seriously and it's like we're just a touchy family so we have sex like you know what i mean

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Well, I think that's where we'll draw the line, okay? Until then, like- Wait, Jackie, is this going to be my family? Like, I'm such an affectionate person. Yeah. And like your kids like learn from you. So I'm giving everyone hugs and kisses like, you know, I think that when you have mixed gendered children like you draw those lines. Yeah, that's true.

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You guys are going to die. So lots of big things happening at Sprint Society. Visit SprintSociety.com. Shop all of our products. Black Friday deals. Remember to use code TOAST30 for 30% off site wide. It starts today and it ends on December 2nd. We also have a new bundle that includes the All-Star Pack. It's a bundle of all the flavors. It's a great holiday gift.

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I guess like we I don't have those lines because we grew up and especially for most of our childhood. It was like single mom hood. Like it was literally only girls in our house for most of our lives. Right. Not an issue.

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Not an issue. Yeah. Okay. So I don't think you have like have to worry that your husband's going to cheat on you with his sister. It's just like you need people to laugh about this with and we're here for you.

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And to validate because when you come from such an opposite, you're like, am I crazy or are them? They are.

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Yeah, but, like, all the things, like, isolated actually would – except for the shower. No, the shower. Like, kissing on the lips, like, it's not that crazy. And, like, Tom Brady does it.

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Jackie, I thought at first when I was reading it, I was like – because they were out in the hot tub, I thought they took an outdoor shower together, which is different. Like, those outdoor showers – Oh, I kind of wasn't visiting outdoor shower. No, she popped her head. She said, I opened the door. So, like, they were in a bathroom.

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I had hoped that it was the outdoor shower. It was an indoor bathroom.

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Just stop, okay? I understand why you have the ick. Like, this is not okay. But it's just learned behavior. Maybe over the years you can, like, try and, like, you know. Subliminal message. Show him another way.

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But that's tough. It is tough. It is also tough. That's, like, a thing about marriage. Like, when you come from really different families in terms of, like,

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touchiness that's like a that's a part of like merging a life that not enough people talk about I think me and Ben are like pretty on the same page but there are people who are so different like this girl because she said not only is he extreme but she's extreme too like her family was like not touchy at all yeah yeah and I know you as a person shocking I'm not a super touchy person but I come from the elk of touchiness yes so you don't you don't think touchiness is weird

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No, and I'm very touched. And you're used to being touched. Yeah, but I'm also like, I'm very touched with my children. Yeah, yeah. It's just different strokes for different folks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah. I feel like those were actually great dear toasters as we go into like the holiday weekend and you spend time with, you know,

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chosen and given family and I just want to say I think next week's your toasters are going to be lit because people like really like with families and you know meeting in-laws a lot can happen on a holiday weekend just you know it's temporary situation yeah like keep in mind like what's just icky and like what's a deal breaker like that's you know

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Seeing your husband in the shower with his sister is icky. Yes, you are right for that. I think it's a deal breaker.

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In a swimsuit? Had they been naked, it would have been a deal breaker. Um, before we head off for the holiday weekend, um, Jackson, I just wanted to say, you know, we are so thankful, the spirit of thanks. So grateful. So thankful for the toasters, everybody who listens and just supports us. We love you guys so much. Hopefully the toast has brought you great joy and laughter this year.

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So sportssociety.com, code TOAST30. Sorry, as long as we're talking about Ben, you know. Thank you, turtsociety.com. We should start the Turt Society.

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Um, want to say thanks to our families. We are grateful to them. Thanks to our toasters serving in the, uh, Forces, the armed ones, toasters overseas, all the toasters. We just, we love you so much and not enough to do a show tomorrow, but a lot, a lot.

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We do. We love you a whole lot. We are so thankful for you. We're so thankful for this show, this business, and I'm thankful for Turdy.

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Jert, I'm thankful for you. I'm thankful for Jert. There's no Queenie and Weenie of this week, so I guess that makes you the Queenie and me the Weenie.

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Or both of us Queenie. A tie for Queen, a tie for Ween.

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Queen, Wicked. Yeah. Ween. Bach. Bach. Bach, yeah.

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That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday Morning Show, where we deliver the five-star stories you need to know. Remember, if you're finding it on YouTube, so you're watching us on YouTube, please remember to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast, and where podcasts can be found.

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So that's Spotify, iTunes, YouTube, Google, Radio, iHeart, Xbox, all the places where you can listen to podcasts. Find us at the Toast, leave a five-star review about our beautiful setting, and wickedly talented we are. It's different.

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It's so full circle. Wickedly Talented comes from the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem. And I didn't even realize John Travolta was trying to really bring it back to Wicked. No, that was like what the script had written for him. He was still reading the script up until that point.

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No, but it was punny because Adele Dazeem is from Wicked and now we're the wickedly talented and all we talk about is Wicked. So it's really, it's quite full circle. I think you should wear this hat to the party tonight. Love ya. Bye.

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A competitor to Spritz. To Spritz. Yeah, I will be a founding member. That's the only society I want to be a part of is the Turt Society. Yeah, and the Tortured Dead Poets, of course. The Tortured Dead Poets. What do we do at Turt Society? We get lit. You'll have to join to find out. You'll have to join to find out, yeah.

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It's kind of like a members-only thing.

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For sure. For damn sure. We have a great show. It's Tuesday, which this. There's a lot to do, even though like we're about to like head off into the sunset, like not without doing so much work.

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Yeah. So it's Tuesday. And in this season of our lives, Tuesday means Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment. So that will be at the end of the show. We've got meaty stories. I feel like there's a lot going on in the world.

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There is. I actually have like eight stories up on my iPad. And when you do the ads, I'm going to whittle it down to five. But I might sneak a few extras in there. So today is a Tuesday.

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I just want to make sure you don't cut. I know you chose that the interviewer from Defying Gravity, Holding Space, she did a follow-up interview about how her life has changed. Don't cut that. Yes. Okay, I won't cut it.

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But today is a Tuesday. That feels like a Friday. But also a Wednesday because we're doing Deer Toaster. It's so confusing to be us. But for you guys, it might feel like a Thursday because you're working tomorrow. And you know what's so much better? Because it could feel like a Tuesday, which it is, you know? Yeah. So this week is just like, it's just such a great week on the Cal.

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I want to thank everyone who like planned it up high at federalholidays.com.

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I want to ask you if you would like to respond to some of the criticism you received from yesterday's episode. The comments were ablaze. Sure, what's the charge? So Jackie and I were discussing Ariana Grande and Jackie had said.

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About how she's always wanted to be in Wicked, but she wanted to be Elphaba. And everyone's saying, do you want to be Glinda? Do you want to be Glinda? There's a tweet from 2011. Okay, I'm sure there's a tweet from 2011, but she literally said on the Zach Singh show.

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First of all, Claudia and I recorded a Patreon episode yesterday. That's going up tomorrow morning. So if you need your daily dose of toast. Head to patreon.com slash the toast. It's a really fun episode because unlike other toasts, it's the fast five stories that you need for the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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during the seven rings era that her dream is wicked always been wicked she would do anything for wicked and it's alphabet like that but she would do either but like she leads with alphabet that's also like why she did the wizard and i when she did the anniversary there's also all these videos of her singing wicked throughout her life and she typically goes for the wizard and i in defying gravity now she also did that popular song collab with mika i'm all about popular

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And also she met Kristen Chen with when she was on Broadway. She's had an affinity for both. But she said on the Zach Sang show, Elphaba would be her first choice. And that's what I was quoting.

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And by the way, I think what people were referring to is during this press junket, I think on Jimmy Fallon, she had said that they wanted her to audition for both. And she was happy to do both. But she really preferred Glinda. But they knew because of her voice and her Wizard and I cover that they had wanted her just to sing for Elphaba. But she was hoping that it was going to be Glinda.

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Yeah, I think everybody's right. She said both. I think she truly would have been happy with either and is happy with either. And so we're all right. Then also, I guess Fiyero becomes the Tin Man. Nope. Fiyero becomes the Scarecrow and Bach becomes the Tin Man. That makes no difference.

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I was just saying like these characters become those characters. I don't really care who's who. So there's the other Q-rection. I didn't think that required a Q-rection, obviously. But that's also what they were in a tizzy about. No, Wicked is really, it's starting a lot of conversations.

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Yeah, good conversations. Everyone's having a lot of fun and you love to see it. I think a lot of people are trying to identify within themselves whomst they are.

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Oh yeah, we had a big conversation with Sachi yesterday.

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Do you think Margot's still mad at us?

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Probably. Olivia hasn't seen the movie, so... I don't want to spoil it. And of course she's seen the show, but if you asked me five days ago, are you with Glinda or Elphaba, I'd say stop asking me stupid questions. You have to see the movie to care about this question right now. So we were talking with Sachi about who she is, and feelings were hurt. She left the chat.

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She left the chat because we said that she was Nessa Rose. And... because she was saying, am I an Alphabar or Glinda? And Alphabar or Glinda? And honestly, I don't, we didn't feel like she really fit the criteria for either one of them. So we looked to other characters and we said, okay, you're Nessa Rose. And she actually got so offended. She left the job. Yeah.

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At first, when I was talking to her privately, I said that she was the wizard, like this like big ominous figure that like you can't really get a hold of. She didn't like that either. I don't know what she wanted to hear.

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A couple of, you know, ice breakers, non-divisive things to talk about with your family and friends.

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She only wants to hear that she's Alphabar. Who the fuck else is there? Like we're not gonna have two Elphabas in this situation. I actually think there is no snitchy representation in Wicked and that's okay.

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That is okay. And I was also saying, it depends on the context. Like if she's playing the game with like Emily, yeah, she could be the Elphaba and Emily's Linda. But we were talking about the context of our family. In the context of me being Elphaba and you being Linda, then yeah, she's the little sister who wants nothing to do with her big green sis. Nessa!

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No, but by the way, this conversation, she's Jackie.

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We're digging ourselves into like a deeper grave. She's gonna be mad at us for saying it. Like I actually think she's not speaking to us. I think so too. So Wicked is starting drama.

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Yeah, inter-family drama. And seriously, like who did she want us to say? Miss Marble?

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It's an annual episode. Jack and I record every year, just try to leave you guys for the holiday season with like good non-hot topics to talk about, like literally moronic things going on in the country that you can bring up with like family you hate, family you disagree with, family you feel awkward around. The episode was so funny.

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who said she's bow and yang she is she is that's the thing about statue she's so dynamic she could really be any of them except for alpha it's real it depends who she's talking to correct except for health um listen i'm having a lot of fun with you but like we have business to attend to i feel like we have many stories okay and dear toasters and i want to be able to give it 100 and i'm at this place i saw somebody like like like uh oh my god not me having a stroke

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I saw somebody like making fun of me. Claudia is so dramatic. She can't go one hour without eating. Cause in the middle of the podcast yesterday, like I literally almost fainted. So I had a bite of my yogurt and I always keep a provision on my table. I have a fiber one bar today. And am I like unique in my pregnancy?

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They're like, if a period of time goes by without eating like an hour, like I feel sick.

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No. Also I saw someone, you know, ate up that commenter by saying you've obviously never been pregnant. So they think, they took care of themselves. Also like baby's hungry. So sure, maybe you could wait another 20 minutes, but baby is hungry. Right, let me deprive my child to make you comfortable. I don't think so. Right, and it's like, I was probably talking, you probably put your mic away.

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So it's really just like, it's bothering you that she ate, not that you heard it or that you saw it, just like you don't like the fact that she had to eat during the podcast. You feel disrespected.

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Get over it. No, and here's a little tip to anybody who is looking to start a podcast while also snacking on something. Yogurt. is the perfect thing. You really don't hear it. I have a fiber one bar today. It's chewy. It's crunchy. It's not going to be good. So I'll do my best to keep it, you know, at bay. But a yogurt, it's kind of pargy with like, you know, nothing in it. No, like crunchy.

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Some people put like granola and shit. No.

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As long as I'm speaking and you move the microphone, do what you need to do. Thanks, Jack. Just move the microphone. So now without further ado, here are the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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And the Fast Five Stories that you need to know are brought to you by Amazon Live. And this is a very special Amazon Live announcement because I'm gonna tell you all about Amazon Live. I'm sure you're familiar. I'm sure you've watched my streams and loved them. And I'm so excited to announce we're doing a new one. So December 2nd at 8 p.m.

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Eastern time, we are doing a premium holiday Amazon Live featuring girl with no job, Turdy Lou. Ben's off for a celebrity chef. He will be cooking for us. And Nessa Rose herself, Margot Asche. So Amazon Live is an incredible shopping video platform where you can explore the hottest products while connecting with the biggest influencers. You know, like meself.

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You'll be able to see products in action and shop as you watch. They've got everything from beauty essentials to live get ready with me demos, plus real-time try-on hauls and latest trends. You can ask questions in the live chat, have fun with whoever's streaming. I'm also excited to announce that we're going to be on Amazon Live, Ben, Margo, and I, this Cyber Monday, December 2nd at 8 p.m.

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And then we also go into, of course, like what are we thankful for this season? It was a very beautiful way to tie up So if you're looking for an episode tomorrow, you still have to work. It'll be released at 9 a.m. It's already been recorded. And then Thursday is Thanksgiving. I know some people do have to go back to work on Friday. So we also have an episode coming out Friday.

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Eastern time. To kick off the holiday gifting season, we'll be sharing our top gift picks, hosting hacks, meal inspo, and we'll be doing a Secret Santa. By the way, we're doing a Secret Santa. I'm not going to tell you who I got, but we had to pick gifts for the person that we got. Like, seriously? Nobody's ever picked a funnier gift than me. Like I'm about to slay the house down boots.

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You're gonna have to tune in to see. So as always, we'll be answering all your questions in the chat. It'll be a hot mess, so don't miss out. Head to amazon.com slash the toast where you'll find all of my Amazon Lives and make sure to tune in December 2nd at 8 p.m. Eastern time for premium holiday content.

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You can also stream and shop Amazon Lives new live TV channel on Prime Video under the DIY section and shop along on your phone. It's gonna be so much fun. We can't wait to see you there. Today's episode is also brought to you by Blue Nile. What a year it's been. We have a lot to celebrate. I mean, in November alone, how many, you know, dreams did we check off our list?

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And, you know, you want to give yourself credit, make yourself feel good. And it feels like a good time to step back and look at your life in this moment. Commemorate it with something beautiful. That's one of my favorite things to do. Actually, a good friend of mine, Tinks, she told me when I turned 30, I was like a little stressed about it. She was like, buy yourself a piece of jewelry.

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Like to commemorate big milestones with a piece of jewelry, it's kind of like this timeless classic thing. And Blue Nile is the perfect place to do it. Something sparkly, in all seriousness, if you're thinking of buying jewelry, there's no better place to do it than BlueNile.com.

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So whether you're looking for a bit of special sparkle for yourself or to give the best holiday gift of all time, Blue Nile offers some of the highest quality standards in the industry at prices significantly below traditional retail.

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So maybe you're thinking of finally springing for that piece you've always wanted, or you're just thinking of what everyday piece will make the most impact on your outfits in 2025. Well, check out Blue Nile for all of your jewelry needs. They have the most helpful customer service. If you have questions about what to get, their jewelry experts are on hand 24-7 via phone or chat.

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So if you have technical questions, budget suggestions, they're here to make you feel confident about every purchase. Speaking of, you'll also get 30-day returns and a diamond price match guarantee. So you can't beat the ease and convenience of shopping Blue Nile or The Selection. They've got thousands of independently graded diamonds for you to sift through.

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And I think that their quality really speaks for itself. I have such a fabulous pair of hoop earrings from Blue Nile that are made so well. I've never seen them anywhere. They're like so different. They're really pretty. So go to BlueNile.com to shop Blue Nile, the original online jeweler since 1999. That's BlueNile, N-I-L-E.com, BlueNile.com.

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Today's episode is also brought to you by Skylight Frames. So it's that time of year where you need a gift for like really the most important people in your life and the people whom you want to convey like how much you love them. And I think a Skylight Frame is the perfect gift during the holidays.

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No, and of course. And I don't want to like, of course, yuck. No, but like I earned my gift. I feel like I'm a good friend to Shannon too, you know, in other ways. Yeah, and maybe she'll get you a gift.

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I feel like we don't do a lot of drugs. It's a bit of the white stuff.

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It's true. You were looking for a very specific type of advice if you're writing to us about this. So we'll talk about it. So you'll get it.

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No, and I hate to make like your gift about me, you know, but I just wanted to say. There was a reason why I got it. Of course, of course, of course, of course. I am the one. That would be like me getting a cameo for Meghan Markle, you know? Yeah. No, it would actually be like me getting a cameo. This is the exact.

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Yeah, I feel like housewives, when they leave, like always, for the most part, as long as they part on good terms, like production allows them, even if they've been fired, like allows them to say like, I'm leaving and making it seem like it's their choice. I do think with Garcelle, it was her choice. I don't see a reason why she would be fired. She's an excellent housewife. I agree.

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Me too. I... I'm shocked by this. I feel like it's been actually really good for her career outside of being a reality star. Like, as you know, she produces and acts in a lot of, like, content. She has, like, I think a big production deal with Lifetime. So...

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I'm shocked because I think a lot of her like recent success within the industry just has to do with her overall star rising from this show. And it's been actually impressive for, I don't know a lot of housewives who have done what she did with her housewife success. Usually it's a little bit more like, you know, front facing club appearances. Like I'm a model.

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Whereas like she has a production company and like actually built something really sustainable, which I think is really smart. Maybe she's just not enjoying it anymore.

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Similarity of that actor who was in The Bold Type and is like in all your favorite shows that gets canceled.

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yeah, I have questions for sure. Also, did you see that Bose is on Jimmy Fallon tonight?

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It is for like a housewife to be on a late night show. Like is a really big deal, especially by themselves. I feel like sometimes they'll do like two together. Like I know like Dorit and Kyle went on like Kelly Clarkson, which is daytime a little bit different, but it still feels like a little out of their scope. And so for it to be Bose by herself, I love, I was shocked because

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But it's also not like Beverly Hills is having a particularly high rated year. I feel like it's actually one of their slowest worst seasons.

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Of course you know his name. Like that's the equivalent of like a lifelong obsession.

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Right. Except for us. Right. I feel like it would make more sense when Salt Lake City was on. I feel like it was really impacting the zeitgeist if Heather Gay had been on.

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So I found that kind of crazy. I'm very here for it. But just an interesting thing to note. Yeah, very interesting. I would welcome Garcelle back. I'm sad to see her go. I think she's a great housewife. I think whether you like her or dislike her in terms of the actual drama, she's a very good housewife. She has said things that needed to be said. She's very direct. She has an interesting life.

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Her personal life with her kids always added to some off-camera drama. Then the Vanderpump Rules of it all. So she really did... She did a great job, I would say. A job well done. She will be missed. Thank you for your service.

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I don't know if they need a replacement, but I do think Beverly Hills needs like a little bit of a...

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They should bring back Denise. Now's the time because one, Denise is like having a successful spinoff, which like always puts the other women in a weird like position. Two, she's kind of been talked about a lot when it comes to like how terrible they were to her about her sexuality. And now that's a big question with Kyle. Like I do think that would shake things up.

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That's true. Oh, I would have loved that. I forgot that they have like an alliance. She's like the only one in the group that Denise still likes.

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Yeah. I don't know if that just feels like we'd be getting the same season, but like a little different.

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Bring back Eileen Davidson. Stop being so afraid.

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Yeah, even though I don't think Teddy's at a place right now where she can really shake up a show.

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I don't think they can talk about her now in the way that they have been up until this point. Do you know what I mean?

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New, yeah. LVP. She would never, but I am ready. I'm ready too. Or honestly, Lisa Rinna. Yeah, but it's not fair. Because I feel like that was one of those people.

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oh yeah but the thing is like I find the Sutton sides like I find it I think like the fact that this this season is broken down but like Sutton versus everyone is what makes the season bad she's not a worthy adversary and she's not like an interesting person yeah so like I'm ready for something totally new yeah I don't know if Lisa Rinna would like be the balance that we need but I'm open I'm open I also don't think she would do it yeah

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Yeah, we're different people and that's okay. Now, I know one of your least favorite things actually is receiving cameos. You find it butt clenchingly awkward. So walk me through the experience of you receiving this cameo.

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Now, this is not a shock because it does feel like Teresa is very much like the Dorit of the East Coast. Like the finances, especially with Louis, like don't really add up. I know she does very well as a reality star and, you know, a celebrity, but it doesn't match up with the house and the lifestyle and the jets to Greece.

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Um, having said that, it is shocking that somebody like a grown woman would find themselves in a situation like this, not once, but twice. Yeah. And the first time, you know, I really was like, it's through no fault of her own. Right. Like he so clearly you watch those early seasons. She was such a stereotype of like the woman who has no idea what's going on in her husband's

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business and and just sign stuff because he brought home paperwork for her to sign it is very trusting but now I'm like well at what point are we gonna put some you know personal accountability because I do think Louie like is a shady business person and every time he's been asked like since his inception on the show about his business remember he got fired he worked for he took a company public like there's been so many like weird things about his business I do believe that like if they have found themselves in trouble it's his fault yeah but how many times can a person find themselves here again

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Yeah, and you know what? Not that I wish money issues on anyone, but this is... something when it comes to the future of the franchise. Cause they've been in Jersey, like in a state of limbo for a while. It's like Melissa, Teresa. And I actually think another criminal go around for Teresa, like really helps. Cause it's going to be one of those things you can't bring up.

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And then like a Jackie Goldschneider is going to bring it up. Well, not her. Well, not Jackie, but you know what I mean? Like that was what she did last time. And that makes for interesting TV. And you know, Teresa like is not gonna, she won't leave the show because she feels like it's hers and not Melissa's.

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So like maybe a normal person who wouldn't want to talk about this wouldn't be on the show, but she's not normal.

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Well, are they saying it's 2.8 in unpaid taxes? Some of that is like penalties and fines and interest from the last- Tax lien.

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I don't know what a lien is. I actually don't know. Hold on. Let me Google that. It's actually a good question. Because yeah, you're right. It would indicate like high earning- Of course, plus penalties.

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A tax lien is a legal claim by the government against a property where the owner fails to pay taxes owed. It can apply to real estate, personal property, or financial assets. A tax lien does not immediately result in the government seizing the property, but it gives them the right to do so if the debt remains unpaid. So it's not really clear what it's from. It's just a debt to the government.

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Is it a tax lien on your house? Tell me what a tax lien is as if I'm an idiot. All right. By the way, thank you. Imagine you owe the government money because you didn't pay your taxes. Instead of just letting it slide, the government puts a big red flag on something you own, like your house or your car, saying you can't sell or refinance this until you pay it back. Pay us back. That's a tax lien.

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It's their way of making sure that they get their money. If you don't pay up, they might eventually take your stuff or let someone else buy the right to collect from you. Got it. Okay, so he didn't pay taxes, and they've put a tax lien on, did they say what it was?

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I just saw this and I didn't even feel bad for her. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

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No, or she's using the same guy. Because when she, that guy James, when she was going to prison, they had like this lawyer slash publicist slash assistant. who does everything for them. And he was there putting her in prison. And there, when she got out, he would pick her up, drive her to Joe. And I feel like he is still actively involved in their finances. And somehow this is his fault.

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Of course, right when you get out of prison, you're always going to behave, you know. But a couple of years later.

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No, I'm not. I'm not. No, you're right. I don't think that she knows any better. But at some point, like a 50-year-old mother of four, like I do expect more from you.

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But this does bode well for the Real Housewives of New York, a jersey, excuse me, in terms of plot lines, because this is interesting.

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Which is not as interesting when you have a tax drama. I need the other women involved.

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No, not only that. If you have your own show and you're going through this big tax scandal, who's around to challenge you on that?

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Yeah, right. Like, oh, Louis, let's write the check. Like, I need I need the Margaret Joseph's of the world to air the dirty laundry.

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They say she's actually rumored to be on the upcoming season of Traders. They're casting it right now. Some other names floating around were Tiffany Pollard. Fab.

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Oh, Mary Cosby, NeNe Leakes, Margaret Josephs, and Ava Marcel will reportedly be a part of Traitor Season 4.

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That was just the one rumor that came.

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Well, we also, it was, I liked that Shannon got a cameo obviously because it's funny and whatever, but we also get a little bit of inside scoop on like, business right now. Like her, it's kind of everyone's dream. Your cameos blowing up. Like that's just encouraging more people like Shannon. Shannon can't be the only one who in the last week decided to book a cameo from Nikki Blondie.

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Shannon said she turned it around in three hours.

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Shannon's like an extravagant person. So she's not a good example, but like somebody who's doing this for the schtick, what's the most amount of money in this economy you would pay for like a schticky video? I feel like 250.

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Welcome back to the Toast and happy Tuesday. I'm honored and humbled to be sitting down with one of the nicest kids in town. That's right, it's Jackie O, my co-host, my sister, queen, but also recipient of a Nikki Blonsky cameo as of 10.30 a.m. this morning. You know that it's like literally killing me inside that you're the one who got a Nikki Blonsky cameo.

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I just want to say, I think that other people are taking note of like the virality of cameos and trying to capitalize it. And I do need to call out Tom Sandoval for being like extremely cringe right now. He's posting all of his cameos on TikTok and they're like skits with sunglasses and stuff. And he's like trying to make a moment. He's like seeing it's happening to Nikki.

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And when you're in this line of work, like you get out what you put into cameo, you have to promote it. You have to do well. You have to make meaningful videos in order for the business to grow. It's not just like this automatic thing. So I need him to calm down a little bit. Like, let Nikki have her moment. I'm telling you, I think he's feeling threatened.

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Perhaps at a point in time. Right now, I don't think it would be funny.

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What's so funny is I see this story nowhere. So I'm so glad you're constantly keeping me abreast on it because it's actually devastating. And it's something I'm interested in. I don't see major coverage of.

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Oh, no. Now she doesn't have a place to live.

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Maybe a younger Dembo only knows her in reference to Taylor. I see her, and I think of Heart of Dixie. I think some of our beloved Gen X listeners see her and think of Pearl Harbor.

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White chicks. And then our Gen Z listeners see her and think Taylor Swift's friend.

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It's just one of those situations where, like, you think you've hit rock bottom. Like, you lose custody of your kids, and, like, how could it possibly get worse? And look, here it is, getting worse.

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picture with them i just feel like she's really focused on the wrong things right now like just like taking pictures with your kids sending a statement to us weekly about your rent like i understand like i care about what other people think of course but when you've hit such a low in your life and you've actually lost custody of your kids the fact that it seems like a priority to manage the press um when this really can and should be handled totally privately it feels like an odd um

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No, but, like, actually, please don't. I want to know what he charges.

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priority yeah no get your house in order right and then then write a book like everybody else you know yeah and I'm sure she has she's been a child actress like I'm sure she's been through a lot but right now I agree with you like find a place to live like not the direct statement to us weekly it's not like it's you know the New York Times right like focus no shade to us weekly but like time with your kids ignore us right like don't make it like you have only said amount of time with your kids stop taking selfies like and and

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Right. Later on, once everything has resolved itself.

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No. But things you might be able to put a Band-Aid on are some of our Dear Toaster submissions. Maybe. Maybe. Every Tuesday, Jackie and I do Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where we read three submissions from swirlies in need. They reach out to us through all different stages of life, marriage, wedding, relationships. You can talk to us about anything.

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We're really open books, and I think you'll see that today. So thank you to everyone who wrote in in advance for your openness and your transparency. Oh, and if you want to write in, deartoasters.gmail.com is the email address, or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down, little submission box. Both methods of communication are completely anonymous. Okay.

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I am going to start a ban, Turdy and the Most Extras, because it's kind of a good name.

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Hey, girly swirlies. I've been dating my boyfriend for about a year. He's been great. I'm 25. He is 27. He's a wonderful, hardworking man. We've really leaned on each other this past year. One issue.

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He works in a prison, and I understand this job can be brutal and uncomfortable at times, but he continuously talks about how unfair it is that the pregnant women that work there get lighter duty shifts, meaning earlier posts in the jail, like you get to sit at the front desk for your shift, like you just get lighter loads.

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He didn't get an easier shift when he broke his leg, and this is his Roman Empire. He keeps saying he'll never understand since I don't, he keeps saying I'll never understand since I don't work there, but it's actually giving me the ick. Makes me never want to have a child with him if this is how he views breaking your leg and being pregnant at the same time.

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Tom Sandoval on Cameo is charging $200. Why is he charging more than Nikki Blonsky right now?

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It's, is this immaturity he will grow out of or is this a serious red flag that he has no respect for women carrying children? Please help. I'm a concerned, I'm concerned, I'm concerned XO a fellow girly who would like to have a few babies. She has a typo. I'm concerned period. XO. Oh, no, I'm concerned, period. XO. A fellow girly who would like to have a few babies one day. I understand.

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I know because obviously like they're getting to sit at the front desk because, you know, being on your feet all day is a tough job. But also, you know, there is a level of risk with being like a prison guard. And if you're carrying a baby, you want to minimize that risk. So, you know, putting them in solitary with the crazies, like that's also not good.

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So the fact that he can't see that, like it's a little concerning for sure. I don't think he like hates pregnant women. He might just be like selfish and immature 100%. I need to know more about the relationship. Like is he generally a selfish person?

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That's only something you can really evaluate.

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Yeah. And then like make it about themselves and their broken leg. Yeah. Sounds like a baby. Yeah. So it does really sound like immaturity. It does. Yeah. However, it's not a good look. No, but I do often think even like myself, like maybe things I used to think or say about like a pregnant person.

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I remember actually the first time I ever, ever got like any sort of backlash online before I really had even a platform. I was at a doctor's office and there was like a person like breastfeeding, like right in front of me. And I remember tweeting like, People who breastfeed in public. Can you not? Oh, my God. Like the Breastfeeding Association of America. Like everybody.

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Okay, I'll tell you. Okay, the number one booked on Cameo right now is Nikki Blonsky. You're lying. I swear. The number two is James Buckley. He's an actor in Betweeners. I've never seen him before.

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Like I got like so canceled for this dumb tweet. And now like now that's something I vehemently disagree with.

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I want to see more. In a doctor's office, it's actually a great place to do it. It might not have been a doctor's office. It was like a waiting room for something. Maybe a doctor, but I feel like no. Regardless, that's something I vehemently disagree with now. I'm learned and more evolved than that.

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So it's entirely possible that you just really don't get these things when it pertains to motherhood and whatever until you experience it yourself or you know someone who does.

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Yes, I actually just read a study that, like, most men, most partners, like, really don't connect with the baby in utero. And that's, like, totally normal not to be, like, you know, some men, like, want to lay on your belly and talk to the baby. And, like, if they don't, like, that's okay. That doesn't make them a bad partner.

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It's just, it's almost virtually impossible for them to biologically connect.

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yeah maybe they gotta get you a few extra sodas but that's how your life changing i actually remember the conversation i had with ben when he realized like his life would not have to change at all when we were like first having the conversations about like starting to try and i was like talking about how i need to get off ozempic and i need to go to like all these things i needed to do before we could really even start and it's like okay and like what do i need to do and i was like nothing a lot of nothing he was like he was like wait my like i really don't have to do anything different i'm like no

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And he was like – I could see. He didn't want to rub it in my face. He was just like, that's great.

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Yes. Because a lot of your health during pregnancy, just like how you feel is directly correlated to the health of the sperm and the male, the male partner.

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not at all because they're becoming like slender september but it's something i also saw tiktok that i've been thinking a lot about recently um and this girl was like i feel like we talk about like pretty privilege we talk about skinny privilege we talk about like all these different privileges but we really don't talk about like partner privilege and what that means to like live a life and like build a family with somebody who's like an actual partner and now of course there's partner privilege like it's a privilege to have a partner in general as opposed to not having one

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But there's also a difference between having a partner and a partner who actually contributes and helps and is an equal, if not more load-bearing individual. And so when you're thinking about who you're going to have kids with, it's actually really true. You have to have pretty considerable standards for yourself in terms of what you want your future to look like.

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So I feel like you're not being dramatic to the girl who's writing in about being concerned about it. But it could be nothing.

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It says he's the CEO of Big Baller Brand. I think he's a basketball guy.

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Maybe, okay, maybe privilege isn't the right word, but I knew what she was saying.

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What do you think about the struggles of the first year of having a baby, right? Like the difference in A, doing it alone, B, doing it with a partner who sucks, and C, doing it with like an equal 50-50, as much as it can be 50-50, a 50-50 husband, like- It's not even a question how different those three things are. Yeah. And it is a privilege, the third.

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Right. No, it's also something you hopefully can control. Now, of course, some things are after control.

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So... If you feel like this guy in other areas is like not a selfish person, this is just him being immature. Maybe he doesn't know anyone who's had a baby.

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You're okay. He could have a past. But maybe keep an eye out. Yeah. All right. Next up. Oh, this one was really crazy and weird. Okay. Hi, Jackie and Claudia. Lately, my husband has gotten very into SPH. Do you know what that is, Jackie?

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It's small penis humiliation. Okay. And I don't know how to handle it. Out of nowhere, he started asking me to roast him. Like, we'll be watching TV and he'll randomly go, babe, tell me it's tiny. At first, I just ignored it. I thought he was joking. But he's literally not. He wants this. He's a husband? He keeps bringing it up. Yes. And now it's all I can think about.

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Number five is brilliantly dumb, the creator of Bob Does Sports. I actually don't know most of these people.

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And here's where it gets worse. I think he's gotten in my head because I swear I never thought his penis was small before. He's a little less than five inches hard, which I also thought like always was fine. But now I'm not so sure. The other day he got out of the shower and I saw it. It was like a two inch turtle retreating into its shell. I really just squinted and now I can't unsee it.

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And honestly, I think I'm feeling it, too. Like, is it just me? Do I not feel as full as I used to when we're intimate? Is this some kind of mind trick? Was I blissfully unaware this whole time? I feel like I've just been peeled into a new reality and I don't know how to go back. So now I'm stuck. I do want to give him what he wants, but I don't even know where to start.

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Do I casually drop comments throughout the day? Do I go full Regina George and roast him? Or do I just start agreeing with him and watch his entire world crumble? Sincerely, a confused but now convinced wife. Well, honestly, it sounds like you guys are a match made in heaven because he wants to be humiliated in being told he has a small penis and you actually think he has a small penis.

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So it sounds like you're the only woman who can really give him what he wants.

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Me neither. And I want to say something about penis size, if I may. I know we don't really talk about this, but don't worry, I'm not going to get graphic. I'm sad. I feel like we have like this fixation on like penis size. Now, of course, I'm not talking about, like, people who are, like, you know, born with micro penises or, like, the opposite.

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I'm just talking about, like, a penis. You know, a penis is what you make it. It's also, like, the connection and the person. And, like, I know I feel like I'm, like, I sound like Ben has the tiniest penis. Like, that's, like, I'm making. And I'm not. I swear to God. But I see people, like, especially, like, dating people.

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I promise that's not what I'm saying. But, like, I see a lot of people talking about this, like,

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on podcasts and influencers who do like dating and sex and relationships and there's this like fixation on penis size where it's like I don't know I feel like it's a little bit of shallow it's almost like how I feel about looks right everybody is good looking if you love them you know yeah and I also feel like if you're monogamous and you're in a relationship with someone for a long time especially if you're married it's not like you're seeing other penises that this one's bigger yours is small compared to it's big like that's just your penis that's the one that you have five inches like

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You're kidding. Measure your phone, okay? How many inches is your phone? Let's get to work, ladies. Why the fuck do you have a tape measure?

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Oh, okay, so a little bit smaller than your phone. Yeah, like... Yeah, I see, I see. Hmm.

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Oh, like the bottom of the eight of 1138?

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I completely agree. And if you... Do you have a tight, small, little vagina? Then it sounds like you guys are a match made in heaven. And I just think there are other... I don't know. A big penis is so lazy. Again, I really sound like I'm married to somebody with a micro penis. But like, oh, what? You have a big penis. You don't have to work as hard. I just feel like...

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Let's say your man has a small penis.

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Yeah, hubris. I don't even know what that means, but for sure.

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You know, but I also mean when it comes to intimacy, you don't feel like you have to do anything because you got this big penis.

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A big penis can only do so much. Somebody with an average-sized penis really has to work a little bit harder. Okay, I see. That's five?

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That's not great. But back to this girl's issue. I feel like penis size is not your problem here.

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Who is the most expensive on Cameo? I feel like for a while it was Bethany Frankel.

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Yeah, that's, I don't want to kink shame, of course.

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I feel like there's something deeper going on with him psychologically that maybe we should explore.

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And it has nothing to do with you. And you're kind of letting his psychosis get to you because you're like thinking and feeling.

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So true. Like, you don't need this on your plate unless you were enjoying it.

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Oh, I guess I didn't choose the one about drugs.

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What's the average size penis in America? The average size erect penis in the U.S. is five and a half to six inches in length. Then also you have to consider girth. They say four and a half to five inches in girth.

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She said, by the way, it's under five. So maybe he's like an inch under.

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Brian Baumgartner. Yep, yep, him. He plays Kevin from The Office. I don't believe he's on it anymore, but we did, I remember reporting on it, he ended up sharing that he made a million dollars one year on Cameo.

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And are people really measuring their penises?

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Yeah, that's like a piece of salami. We should teach sex ed. We should. I would just say to this girl, like, I wouldn't do anything you're not comfortable with.

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They're married. Our third and final is not the one. I thought I chose the drug one. Maybe I decided not to. It's basically this girl texted her co-worker asking where she could get some blow. And she texted the wrong co-worker. And she had a pit about it. And then she texted the right co-worker. And the right co-worker was like, sorry, I don't do that. And I just wanted to tell her, no shame.

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Have fun. But if you're texting your co-workers for drugs, you might have a problem.

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Right. But that's not the one I, I guess I did just do it, but we're not doing it.

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Hey, swirlies. My fiance is a PJ. He's starting to give me the major X though. Last night, last time we got into a fight, he slapped himself in the face and said, you're so stupid to himself. Oh my God. To be clear, this was not done in a joking manner. His face was bright red and he was dead serious. It was very weird and it gave me a weird feeling and I almost want to end it. Help.

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I just want to say this is one of the situations where I feel like we're always talking about like ick culture. This is not an ick. Ick is like when you see somebody, you know, wearing a backpack and it makes them look weird. Like this is actually alarming behavior. Like self-harm. It's fucking weird.

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Yeah. I also think people who do this like maybe do other weird concerning things. Like is there anything else to this girl that comes to mind?

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Oh, that's good. Yeah, we could talk about it now. I guess, like, normalize talking to your partner. I guess. But sometimes somebody does something so weird, like, you just have to leave. There's nothing that needs to be said. Yeah, like I've seen what I needed to see and I need to never see you again.

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And it's maybe indicative of like a deeper issue.

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Yeah, he needs like nurturing at this moment, not abandonment. However, you got to look out for number one.

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Yeah, yeah. All these like compilations of like the most expensive, they're a little outdated, but for a while it was Caitlyn Jenner, $2,500.

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I just didn't realize people do this outside of SVU. Do you know what I mean? It's such a thing you do in the interrogation room.

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You're banging your head against the wall.

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Slut. I don't want to know. Just talk to him. Something therapy can fix.

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Guys, that's our show. Thank you to everybody who wrote into your toasters and everybody who listened to the end of this episode. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you enjoyed listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it. And Jackie's measuring what? Twelve. Twelve. That's insane.

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Like, I honestly, I think I'd rather have a micropenis. Right. Yeah, because that's pain.

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But you want to have a baby every night? No. No.

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thank you guys so much for listening to the testimony morning show we did in the past we should talk about penises more like we're so funny we are so funny like an untapped conversation for us i know if we ever but not too much really like it's no jack and i are like again when it's once in a while but just know if the show ever becomes like overtly sexual all the time it means we've officially run out of things to talk about yeah we're desperate yeah lonely women

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I'm sure she was getting booked, but it's like- You only need one instead of 10.

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Well, yeah, Nikki Blonsky. Floyd Mayweather also for a while. Now the prices are old and these are all outdated, but Bethany, like the names that are being floated around, Bethany, Mr. Wonderful, a lot of the sharks were on it.

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Floyd Mayweather, $15,000 was the last most expensive person. But I feel like at some point it gets confusing when really wealthy people are on Cameo.

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I just feel like $15,000 is not worth two minutes of Floyd Mayweather's time. I don't know why. I feel like he's that rich.

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You could get a jet ski in two minutes.

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Yeah, I'll go on Cameo and I'll make it like 100 grand. See if anybody will pay it. You can just make it up.

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I'm glad that we're talking about it.

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I mean, that's one of the things that made the biggest drama on the Real Housewives of New York. Remember that woman, Elise, with the bangs? What about her? She was saying stuff about... Someone, I don't remember. Like they're always making news. Also, I think conceptually as a business, it's quite brilliant. I believe that they are a publicly traded company. Like I think they crush it.

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I believe so as well. There's not even another company that does the same thing. No, they could never. How much revenue do you think they do in a year? Oh my God. What?

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I guess because it was like the perfect gift and the only way people were making money on COVID. But in 2020, they did $100 million in gross revenue.

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They were once valued at a billion dollars. And now this article saying as of eight months ago, they can't pay a $600,000 fine.

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Right. Wow. The guys who started Kemi are actually really smart. I feel like that's something we would have started.

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It's just like a simple but really brilliant concept.

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She did in her cameo request your recipe.

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To be honest, I actually see a lot of myself in Nikki Blonsky and we are both not the elk of Pargy loaf makers.

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Right. Being a mother to a sourdough starter is a full time job, especially in the beginning.

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I know she like does a lot of work on social media and that's what this whole like Nikki Blonsky renaissance is about. I do feel like she's not of this world though. Do you know what I mean? Like she's not really in touch.

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In such a desperate way. And what's annoying is that I'm sure every podcast. You think so?

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Can we reach out to Nikki Blonsky about coming on the podcast? Question mark.

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immediately ASAP by end of week since Jackie's coming to town yeah exactly that's why we would do it nicest kids in town like those are the sort of guests we need yeah and so what I was gonna say is like I'm sure every podcast is a clamoring to have I think by the way not even just putting Nikki Blonsky in our title yesterday our episode is so outperforming she's so of the zeitgeist right now and what's annoying is like we're now competing with millions of other shows when a year ago nobody would have wanted talking about right nobody would have wanted Nikki a year ago we want her just as much now as we wanted her then

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Is it a story that Meghan Markle has joined an affiliate link program? No, it's not. Okay, good. I don't want it to be, but I do need to briefly talk about it. Like you, I think, become like really obsessed with random Meghan Markle things. And like, this is my obsession with my random Meghan Markle obsession of the day.

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When I saw that she joined an affiliate program that I'm familiar with, it's called Shop My.

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I know a bunch of girls who use it. It's just a program that pays you.

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I don't want to be rude, but basically, Shannon Ford, influencer, comedian, fellow podcaster on the Toast News Network, she listens to the Toast like a good friend should, you know? And she thought it would be funny to get Jax a cameo from Nikki Blonsky.

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And for those who don't know, if you're like a creator, anyone with a platform and you want to like link your shirt, but make a little bit of money off of every shirt you sell, it's called an affiliate link. And there are these companies like LTK, ShopMai, Rstyle, they facilitate that for you. They help you create links that are commissionable and you can like track them and stuff.

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So you create little stores with all your little things, like an Amazon storefront type of thing. And Megan announced yesterday being like, I saw so many people asking like for my clothes recommendations and like links and stuff. So I made a little shop on Shop My and she linked it. And I don't know if to everybody it was the biggest steal in the world.

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When I tell you I had to sit for 10 minutes and think about it, I could not get over it. Having a Shop My or any sort of affiliate store is such a regular thing to do. And like, this is a person who was on the balcony at Buckingham Palace, you know, right? I don't know if I'll ever get over it. Of all the things she's done since Megxit, this to me is the most shocking. Yes.

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And let me tell you, it's not for nothing. Like I actually, that was one of my thoughts from the show is like, I love her vibe, her aesthetic. Like the clothes are very pargy. When she even said like her pants are from Zara. I was like, I know she's probably not pillaging Zara. There's like somebody who does that for her, but her whole aesthetic is actually really beautiful.

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And like, it should be shoppable. And so it's not a bad idea. It's just like, it's a crazy, is it? It's just like very pedestrian. It is the crazy, it's the craziest thing.

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It's Ballerina Farm meets Britney Spears. I guess I thought everything up until this point that she did that was quote unquote like pedestrian, like having a podcast. Anyone can have one. It's all been done with like the right partners. You know, she had this big Spotify partnership.

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So it's always been like, yeah, she's doing things that everybody else is doing, but at a much higher operating level. Yeah. And now it's like, well, no, we all log into our shopmy.com and like, you know, make a link.

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Yeah, I guess the difference is that like all people, high and low, like post on social media, maybe not at the level that she does.

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Not royals, but like even in America when you think of the most famous people, like they all share stuff, right? But they don't all have affiliate links. Like it's really crazy.

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No, I'm not in like a phase of my life where I am buying things, but I have thought that like this summer when I'm just like looking to relax and, you know, wear baggy clothes that are summery, I will be shopping at shopmy.com slash Megan.

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Because I don't think I'll be buying her jams. I'm not like a, I like Smuckers and Bon Mama. Like I'm all good on jam.

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But wouldn't there be like a big press announcement? Like shut my announces partnership with brand ambassador because everything she does is more elevated.

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And at this point, bring back the Tig. Actually, why not? I know, but we can't handle another name. I know, it's true. And she should have included the Tig from the very beginning.

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I just want to say like a jam company called The Tig. That kind of makes sense. Like The Fig. The Fig Tig. Yeah. I agree. There's too much going on and it's been mismanaged from the beginning. But at this point, like she made an affiliate link. So there's really nothing off limits. Like bring your blog back.

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And one of the ways he overuses is we have a couple of dishes that we always hand wash, like our knives, our pots and pans, unless there's been something really gross in there. So I wash, because I don't trust Ben to get all the food off, and he dries. And when he dries a big pan, he'll take a huge stack of paper towels to dry it. It's insane. That's clearly where you use the dish rag, right?

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And then like the final step in the kitchen cleaning is always wiping down the counters, Meyer lemon spray all over the counter. And then to wipe up the surface cleaner, he'll use the dish rag. Like it, it bothers me so much. And I was saying it to Jackie and she was like, I don't get it. That's like, not that crazy. I got not ideal. I got some real sense of community in the comments.

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People were like, no, he's so crazy for that.

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Before I got pregnant, I've always been like a really breath conscious person. Like I could smell someone's breath and just like, no, it's not the vibe. So Smart Mouth was always a brand that really smoked me. Now I can literally smell Ben's insides. I can tell you what he had for breakfast three days ago. Like it's insane, my nose.

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And so we really need to stay on top of it, like for the sake of the health of me and the child. And Smart Mouth has been a fabulous resource for Ben and I, because something about Ben, like he eats the craziest food. So he's just like prone to having really crazy breath, not to like put him on the spot, but- Sorry. You'll never have bad breath again.

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Once again, fucking up all the ads. Like all the work that I just did, fucking it up with your confusing jargon.

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Right, right. It's easy to be the bigger person when you're the one who clearly broke up with the other.

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Yeah, she's always been the leader here in terms of all of it. They were hanging out with Taylor Swift because of her.

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That's why I brought up Taylor Swift. Like their, their coolness was her. Yes. Like they weren't getting invited to these cool places. And they were also just like a, an interesting couple. People found interesting because of her. She's really like a very interesting person. first of all, tier of celebrity. She's like Nepo Baby, but she's also really successful on her own.

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And she comes from just like a really fabulous circle of women. And he is, yes, Magic Mike.

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Like, if you've been paying attention and you've seen the movie She's the Man, you would know that Channing Tatum is probably one of the most talented actors of our time. Now, has he chosen roles after that that I would, you know, have agreed with and told him to do if I was his manager? No. You mean Magic Mike? Having said that, like, I feel like his movie career isn't what it should be. Yeah.

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We do need to figure out both internally, but I would like to hear people's thoughts because we had mentioned perhaps getting rid of Good Morning Millennials and this would be like our official like intro into the show. People rioted. So I think right as it stands right now, unless we find a better idea, it'll be every day like the ditty, the song, Good Morning Millennials.

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When I think of Channing Tatum, I think of, like, International Heartthrob. Everybody loves him. But, like, what's he in? 21 Jump Street, Magic Mike. Step up. The 21 Jump Street route was good. I liked that for him.

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Right. But those movies like sort of went out of style a little bit, like the super bad type of film. So he got in on that and then he did. And I get why Magic Mike is attractive, right? It's huge budgets, huge studio productions. Like it's a way for everyone in the world to know you and you make a ton of money.

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Right. Step up. He's a very good dancer. So you want to dance too. Yeah. But when you do that, I feel like this is what we're always talking about. Like you have to sort of, if you care, you have to balance both like those big franchises with like your indie art films to like still be taken seriously as an actor.

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I take him seriously as my celebrity crush.

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Do you think when him and Jessie J broke up, it was him or her?

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It would have been better if like her happy ending with like the baby and everything after all of her like fertility struggles, if it would have happened with him. But it wasn't meant to be. I agree. Like we can't lament over that. We really can't.

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But I do love that Channing Tatum is kind of girly in the sense that he uses his dating career as a big part of his star and how he stays relevant. I feel like we're recently talking about him so much exclusively because of who he's dating, never because of his work. Well, now he's in Blink twice. Which, again, is really only being spoken about because they worked on it together.

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It was a passion project. It's a very small, independent film.

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Dropped the Tatum. And she, her husband. She moved on, has a baby with someone else.

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Steve Z. Kazee. Do you think of, oh, Kazee. Spell it.

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That's too recent. The thing I'm thinking about was like way later. Maybe it's on his Wikipedia. It's not. Like what are we thinking of?

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And I love that they have something, like we created something that they love. Like I'm not going to take that away from them.

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Wow. People who worked on the Twilight soundtrack like are of another elk. Like they're the most talented people on the planet. Exactly. The way they seamlessly wove like Christina Perry, the civil wars, and then also Claire de Lune in there. It's actually like a piece of art. Yeah.

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Because the way I see it, it's like, you have a job in music that like, we've never heard of you. We only know you because of your partner, Hilary Duff. But if we were to look into it, like, oh, you do have a pretty legit music career.

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Okay, so he was in the news for like something positive, but a lot of people didn't see what happened before that. But you and I did. We were sending the screenshot back. He was selling these t-shirts like against Kanye. I guess Matthew Cuomo is Jewish. I didn't know that. And someone, he was like selling these t-shirts and... Somebody was like, which charity? It was all for charity.

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And he was like, somebody commented like, oh, which charity is this going towards? Like which Jewish charity? Obviously this is like a Jewish t-shirt.

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Right after the Kanye t-shirts. Kanye. Yeah. So he got involved, you know, and he was like making these t-shirts for charity. And somebody was like, which Jewish charity are you donating these to? He's like, I had a really hard time finding like a legit Jewish charity. So all of it's going to a mental health organization. What? What? What?

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You could have found a Jewish charity for so I could give you a thousand. And they're like, they're huge. Like ones you've all heard of. And so instead of doing like five minutes of work, you're giving it to a mental health organization. Like what? But then he ended up donating it to like a Jewish charity. I forget which one.

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When you think about Jewish charities, like you could start with the Holocaust. Of course, it's like a thousand. Yeah. Then he ended up like choosing a charity, a Holocaust one, and the shirts went viral. And then that's where it became a story. But Jackie and I like saw the screenshot of his comment, like responding to me like, I couldn't find a good one.

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Okay, so somebody, I found it. Somebody was like, oh my God, is this for a Jewish charity? He goes, I'm Jewish. I like when people say that. Like, leave me alone. I'm Jewish, and I had a hard time figuring out which charities were legit or didn't have a questionable history.

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And I didn't want to make the wrong call, so I decided to give to a mental health organization I know firsthand is doing great work. Now, I want to say something. He doesn't even name the mental health organization, which is just shady. People like, if you're selling something for charity, like it's sort of, I don't know if it's even like the law, but it's the right thing.

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Yes, I agree with you. However, certain things need to stay with us. That's tradition. That's how traditions get made.

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Matthew Koma. But then he ended up just getting praise because he chose a Holocaust charity. He was selling these shirts against Kanye West. Okay, let me go find it. That's a good question. That's actually a very good question.

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So that feels... Blue Card Holocaust Survivor Charity. Let me look it up.

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Thebluecardfund.org. Looks legit. I'm here. It's crazy, though, that I've never heard of it. Like, and I know all of them. Assisting Holocaust survivors in need.

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$7 million in aid to survivors battling cancer. Are these Holocaust survivors?

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He said Blue Card Holocaust Survivor Charity, yes.

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It was just kind of crazy to like raise a shirt, sell a shirt about antisemitism and then give the proceeds to mental health. That's like if I ran a charity for, you know, cancer and gave all the money to lupus, you know, like they're different causes. Yeah. Yeah. That was a weird moment.

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Oh my God, if it's about Meghan Markle, I actually, I'm vetoing. Okay. Because I don't even know what you're talking about. Like nothing happened yesterday. No, nothing happened, but now she's been like accused. Oh, actually something did happen.

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It's the timeless tradition of the Jackson-Claude.

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Is this about her talent agent dropping her?

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so the odyssey is a part of like homer the iliad and the odyssey right the two books and he is bringing the odyssey to the big screen tmz has photos this is huge for high school students like huge if there had been a movie back in the day like i would have went on to do great things but it's probably gonna be a very long movie i don't even know like if you would have watched it

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Right, and that's Christopher Nolan's thing. And also, I don't think at the age that I was supposed to be reading Homer, would I have ever even appreciated a Christopher Nolan film. I still find them a little chewy.

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I saw Moana in theaters and I actually fell asleep. And it wasn't a statement on the movie. I must've been really tired. And I was at one of those theaters with like really big chairs.

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So that was fun. Like, seriously, that whole journey, I loved every minute of it.

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Yes. But at the time, it was genuinely one of the most dreadful afternoons of my life.

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I was just like, why am I watching this movie?

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It's like a fake fantasy, right? It's not like something that could happen in real life.

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I find that shocking. I know Matt Damon is one of the greatest actors of our time when you think about Good Will Hunting. But in recent years, he's just been known as, to me, Ben Affleck's friend and the guy from the Dunkin' commercials. He doesn't give serious actor anymore. Although I know he has the chops and I know he's quite capable. Yeah.

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Like he'll always have. No, I'm saying like, no. And his OG career like that got him to the place of Matt Damon. Like he is one of the most talented actors ever. I don't think of him like that anymore. I think of him as like like somebody who does commercials.

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Oh, duty potatoes, my favorite. Yeah, duty potatoes. I don't remember that part of the movie, but I also didn't see it.

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Well, Christopher Nolan is like kind of known for like not giving a fuck about like the actor's history. Just like coming into audition. Like if you're good, you're good.

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I think that every time Christopher Nolan like farts, it's sort of big news for the community.

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Christopher Nolan does seem like a purist. You know, he's not out here. Like, obviously he wants to put his own spin on things, but he respects literature, I would assume. Yeah.

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No, the last thing Christopher Nolan did was Oppenheimer. He does like one big thing every few years.

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Let's not disgrace the dead. That's really disrespectful. That's rude.

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No, no, we like 1000% would not. Right.

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Like is that not cause for an emergency landing? Somebody died on your plane? That's a good question. Or unless they were like over the ocean and the closest airport was four hours away. Maybe they didn't land or maybe they didn't land in Venice. They landed somewhere closer, but it was still four hours away. Yeah. Because Australia is famously surrounded by water.

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They said that they weren't allowed to move their seats. That's also crazy. You're telling me there was not two other seats available or or one. I just feel like they also could have moved the woman. Now, obviously, like her being so fucking huge. Right. According to them. is a challenge, but there are other able-bodied people on the plane.

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Um, it's Tuesday, which really genuinely means nothing, but it means to your toasters. So the community is getting fed today. We have a ton of really good submissions that I'm excited about. I was giggling choosing them this morning. Um, and we have a party show. No.

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There would have been people who would have offered to help move and lay her under a sheet and give her a little bit of- But move her where?

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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast. Happy Tuesday. That feels like a Friday because we have a song and we are celebrating.

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That's crazy. By the way, that's really crazy. Yeah. And I could see an airline being like, well, the only two seats we have are in a cabin above your class. Like, I'd be like, sorry, that'll be, it's giving, you know, the Titanic. Will the lifeboats be seated according to gender and class?

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Right. No, there's something off about this story, like extremely bizarre. Yeah. And that's me?

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Oh, okay. So they're soft. They need counseling. I mean, to be clear, like actually that was kind of mean to me. Like sitting next to a dead body for four hours is fucking traumatizing. Like I saw a dead body at the airport once. And by saw, I mean like literally I drove past it slowly. Like when I was pulling up to like the curbside check-in area,

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he was like a couple cars down from me obviously just like was an older gentleman who passed away and like i saw them putting a sheet over him let me tell you my whole day was ruined i couldn't get over it i was so upset by it yeah and that was just you know a fleeting moment not a four-hour plane ride yeah have you ever seen the dead body i knew you were gonna ask me that aside from like a funeral um like i don't nothing comes to mind i don't want to think too hard

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Yeah, that time. It was LAX for anyone who's curious. Like, I could pick them out of a lineup right now. Like, I remember that face. It was so sad.

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Yeah, I mean, what are we talking about here? It's insane. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Is it fifth and final because we skipped? It is fifth and final. I'm going to make up for it in DT. I'll pull an extra one. I actually pulled a bunch of really good ones today.

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I have seen them and I haven't acknowledged them because I have media literacy. Like these two are so clearly not dating. And- Okay, continue.

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By the way, I've been singing it just so much in my head, in my house, walking around. The fact that I haven't accidentally started humming it on the toast and spilled the beans as to who the winner was is a miracle. Because I've just been like, Jackson died in my house.

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I love Jill Zarin. Like, this is so something she would do. And I'm happy for her that, like, it actually worked out, you know? Almost. We're halfway there. Well, we're halfway there. But, like, if nothing, just a budding friendship. Yeah, I wonder how Brittany feels about all this. I know. And it's like, could there be two more different girls?

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It's actually so crazy how like people on Love is Blind are temporarily so fucking famous. I was on TikTok and I must be watching a lot of Love is Blind TikTok content. So they're serving me like other stuff. And I got a video from like a former castmate and I didn't know who it was at first. He looked so familiar to me. And his name was Kyle. Do you remember him? He worked in construction.

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What city was he from? He kind of looked, hold on. Kyle, I don't remember what city. Love is blind.

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No. Oh, but they dated after Kyle and Deep Tea.

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So whatever, there was like a TikTok of his that came up. It was actually like really like highly produced. It was kind of cringe. And I'm like, why do I know this face? And it just reminded me like there was a time where he probably couldn't even leave his house, right? He was so famous.

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Like literally every famous person in the world was watching Love is Blood. And it's just such a moment in time. And how I could not place this man for 10 minutes. It was so crazy to me. Like how the mighty have fallen. Yeah, that's why you gotta make the most of it. Shayna.

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Yeah. So it was just very jarring for me to see.

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Before we dive into Dear Toasters, which is our weekly advice segment, let me let you know that our weekly advice segment called Dear Toasters is brought to you by State Farm. Thank you, State Farm, for supporting today's episode of The Toast.

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We know that the toasters can agree nothing feels better than a personal win, like when you get a final piece of furniture delivered to your apartment, your home really feels complete, perhaps you had a personal record in a workout. Well, perhaps you're a toaster who managed to stop for a much-needed iced coffee and you still made it to work on time. Whatever it is that you decide...

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to define as a personal win, it calls for a celebration. And who's cheering right beside you? Jackson Claude. Who else is cheering right beside you?

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Because with State Farm and the State Farm personal price plan, you can create an affordable price just for you when you bundle home and auto. So you can celebrate by breaking out the confetti and your happy dance moves. Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with the personal price plan.

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Yeah, and actually, shout out to Becca for not writing it in my key. I actually had to practice a lot. It's a little bit higher than I normally sing. Obviously, I was able to crush it in the studio. Our producer, Curtis, said he never saw anyone get in so fast. Did the whole thing in like four minutes. He was impressed. I didn't even mention it, but he brought it up.

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Also, it just feels really good knowing like however you're looking to communicate with an agent, whether it's like... on their app, on their website, in person, on the phone, like whatever method of communication is like you're most comfortable with. You can do it all at State Farm. They've got all the swirlies covered.

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Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with a personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Prices are based on rating plans that vary by state. Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts, and savings, and eligibility do vary by state. And I believe they have a jingle. How does it go?

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I can't remember because I'm so focused on my jingle.

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Wait, the way you had burr, like your little vibrato, that was really good. Thank you so much. Today's episode is also brought to you by Riley and Crew and the Riley and Crew Collective, where they combine art and imagination to offer unique clothing for modern kids and moms. So each collection features hand-drawn illustrations paired with beautiful muted tones and timeless designs.

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Riley and Crew is more than just a clothing brand. It's a one-stop shop that caters to you and your children at every stage of life, whether it's welcoming the newest member of your family in Quincy Maye,

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dressing your child in Riley and crew for their first day of school or you're celebrating special occasions in an orally dress they really have an outfit for every occasion and it's also pargy you know that's really what I think separates Riley and crew but also the fact that you can match with your kids and different ages have different they have like a bunch of different brands um it's so cute I actually was just looking at their Instagram or I got like a targeted something and it was the cutest it made me like so jealous like a mom and a newborn and I think it

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There was maybe another kid in the photo. Matching, looking so pargy and cute, like very cute vibes. Like still, it's hard to like match and not look stupid. Like you still want to look stylish and like cool whether you're with your baby or not. And Riley and Crew just crushes it. Founded by a mom in 2014. They also, the founder's name is Kelly.

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She's also the founder of the Baby Basics brand, which a lot of you probably have heard of, Quincy May. And then the children's occasion wear brand, Nora Lee. So they focus on modern basics. It's your one-stop shop for baby and toddler essentials featuring a beautiful collection of organic baby basics and earthy solid colors and subtle prints.

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Noraly is their children's occasion wear brand, and they have really darling wedding and ceremony dresses, tutus matching mama and mini styles. And the spring season and summer season are nearing. Riley and Crew, Quincy, Mae, and Noraly are currently launching their SS25 collections. So shop all the fresh new styles for the warm season ahead.

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Visit RileyandCrew.com slash the toast and use code toast for 15% off your order. That's R-Y-L-E-E-A-N-D-C-R-U.com slash the toast. Use code toast for 15% off your order for first time customers. Okay, you ready for Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment? Ready, Eddie.

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So for those who don't know, every Tuesday, Jackie and I do Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, where the girlies write in to us, either via email or our website. You can email us, deartoasters at gmail.com, or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Anything you're going through, we're gonna try and help you out. It is anonymous, don't worry.

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He kept saying, like, wow, Claudia's so impressive.

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And today I'll throw in an extra submission, since we skipped over that story, we have some time. Let me see, which one was the one? I had a bunch of, there were a bunch of really good ones today. Oh, this one was crazy, ready? And it reminded me of the one I'm like waiting for an update on about the girl who found the pictures. Stop, stop. This one was kind of similar.

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Hey, Jackson Turdy, crazy story. I was looking through my boyfriend's phone to find a photo he took of me to send to myself. Classic. While scrolling, I found a video. Yeah, like such an innocent journey she went on. While scrolling, I found a video that was a black screen, but the sound was us having sex. It's weird, no? Do I ask him about it? Do I delete the video? Help.

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Yeah, and it wasn't even in my key. Yeah, I've worked with this producer several times.

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Because, I mean, he could so easily lie being like, oh my God, we were having sex and my phone was recording. Who knew? Oh my God, that's so crazy.

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I mean, I just feel like it's like a natural next step for him if he doesn't get caught, you know?

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Well, you have to confront him. And then I need you to really, well, I need you to then like channel your maternal, not maternal, like your woman's intuition.

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and you know this man like is he lying you you know when your partner's lying to you their voice gets up they look like they look you can't make eye contact you need to sit him down being like I found this video what like explain it yeah and he'll either say oh yeah I wanted to jerk off to it like he'll be honest or he'll say oh my god I had no idea and study him yeah is he lying yeah and maybe he wanted to jerk off to it and that's not so bad

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But like the word that comes to mind is consent. Right. And you wanted me to make a little audio file for you. Sure. But you have to tell me.

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I guess it's been a while since my last single.

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Yeah, you have to have the conversation and then really trust your instinct.

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Should we put this up on iTunes or is that like crazy?

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Literally kick this stranger out of your bed.

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Yeah. Okay, this one's really crazy. I feel like ever since like a couple of weeks ago, we did one about breastfeeding. Everybody started writing in like their weird breastfeeding things.

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Jackson Turney, I have a one-year-old who's still breastfeeding, and whenever my husband and I are having sex, he wants to suck on my boobs to get some milk. When he first did it a year ago, I thought he was just excited about, like, my huge milk-filled boobs, but now he's trying to make it, like, a regular thing. Isn't this weird? Do I say anything or just bite my tongue since I'm weaning now?

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Sincerely, a toaster whose husband thinks she has endless milk supply.

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There was an episode of Working Moms. Do you remember that show? The Canadian show? Where she was like sleeping with someone, like this young guy. And she was also breastfeeding. She just had a baby. And I don't know if he was like into it, but there was like something about it. Maybe watch that episode and see what she did.

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At this point, the time might have passed for you to say something, but like, are you curious? I am.

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Right, right. We're playing like a voice note.

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She's failing. She's trying and failing. All right. My sister-in-law likes all, sorry. My sister-in-law likes all the reels about not liking your husband's family, aka how we're related, and not wanting to spend any time with them. I'm not sure she knows that I can see that she likes them. Should I say anything? That is hysterical. Yeah, reels, it should be personal.

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Yeah, I thought more so about the people who made the content.

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I'll have to figure out how to do that.

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You obviously are at a place where it doesn't matter. What? You're obviously at a place where it doesn't matter.

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Yeah, but a lot of times, because my favorite girl, Shawna, she does a lot of stuff like that, a lot of her followers write in crazy stories and she acts it out.

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Now, I know I said I would do an extra to your toasters, but I just want to be open and honest with the community. Like I'm three seconds away from pooping in my pants.

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Unless we just upload it as an episode.

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We did three. So I'm going. You can wrap up the show. Like I really have to go.

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Then it's easy. But if we have to upload it as like, I could put it on my Spotify page, which has my music and my comedy albums, but that wouldn't be right. So then we'd have to make a new artist page, Jackson Cloud. Like it would be really hard.

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What is our like artist's name? Like what's our band name? Is it just like Claudia? Oh, okay.

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Not like Claudia and Jacqueline Oshry.

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Okay, that's right. First look, very first episode with our brand new theme song, Snitch. created by and for the Toasters. Congratulations to the swirly songwriter named Becca, who delivered a fabulous performance of an original song that we were honored to get into the studio to record.

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God willing, God willing, Blaine Hara.

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Yeah, like songs we reference that you might not know are songs, but they are.

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What can I say except you're welcome.

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Happy for you. Know that I am. Yeah, we do sing that a lot.

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Education connection would obviously be on that too.

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The albums sort of write themselves.

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We do reference a lot of like random songs.

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So it was, I don't know what the name of the Demi Lovato song is. Just write happy for you.

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Timeless. Timeless to me. Hairspray. Yeah, that's good. I like that.

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Yeah, sound off in the comments. What other songs do we constantly say?

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I don't know. They stopped sponsoring the show, so I'm inclined to say no.

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Come again? Like when we make our album of Toast Shoes. Yes, it's its own song. It doesn't go on the playlist. I agree. Okay, just let us hear. I love this idea.

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Can't wait to get our Spotify page up and running in six to eight months because that's when I'll remember to do it.

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I wouldn't dream of you turning the page.

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Yeah. In 50 years when we bury it in a time capsule, we should go into your backyard and bury a time capsule. We'll put like a spritz. We'll put a couple of things.

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But you probably won't be living in your house in 50 years.

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For it to, like, be impactful. I don't know.

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Yeah, but they did it when they were, like, when they were really youthful, you know? Like, we're already grown bitches.

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Party. It's funny that you think of Zoe 101 when you think of Time Capsule. I think of Crossroads with Britney Spears and Zoe Saldana.

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I am always, like that movie is, I don't even, like, and obviously we watched it the same amount growing up. We happened to have had it on VCR. We used to literally play, rewind, play, rewind. Like it was the only movie we watched, but I don't feel like it had as big of an impact on everybody else in the family as it did me.

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And in terms of like the sister's identity, Margot was the one who was really obsessed with Britney Spears. So like you would have thought that the movie would have impacted her most of all, but no, not me. And maybe that's because I really resonated with Britney in that film. Yeah. And just like having a song in your heart.

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And Kim Cattrall is your mother and she wants nothing to do with you. That's the craziest part of the movie.

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And she lives in a mansion in Arizona, and she's like, scram, Brittany, scram.

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She's like the obvious one. We know that's how she got her start, but not enough people know Taryn Manning.

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Oh, oh, I guess. But no, she went on to have an illustrious career.

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Thousand percent. What else? Like, what's going on? I'm going to see Shannon's show tonight.

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No, I won't. But like, yeah, I have plans. I'm going out to dinner, too. Like, OK.

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Yeah, it's kind of a crazy thing to do.

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Maybe she thinks her best look is the pink hair.

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I just got the worst vibes from her. Like I really found her to be insufferable before she even turned like malicious, like just her storytelling and her use of like therapy language. I just found her to be like so dreadful. Um, but she defended me, you know? And then she started like acting weird and wrong. And I'm like, Oh, you're like the worst.

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And just to acknowledge all the talented songwriters, it was a really big question for many weeks. Like, Becca or Samantha? Becca or Samantha? Blonde or brunette? Blonde or brunette? And then shout out to the two country toasters who did it together in Nashville. Those were the top three. It was really hard.

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And she was just like, you have to trust me. You have to trust me.

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Two things I also wanted to say about Love is Blind. I was thinking about this last night. We have seen Nick and Vanessa the Lachey twice, where I'm up to, episode nine. And I feel like you and I went on like such a diatribe about them when we watched Love is Blind UK, because the hosts were barely in it and it was just like a much more enjoyable experience.

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And I know that there's been like a lot of feedback from the Netflix audience about Nick and Vanessa as hosts in general, but also like the show not needing so much host content. And I want to say it's actually been really pleasurable, like the little droplets we're getting of Nick and Vanessa.

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And then the other thing was, I don't see enough people talking about like the budget for the vacation. Usually they say these huge hotel properties, every date is like very lavish. I mean, one of their dates was like walking through town. That's not a date, you know? Oh, they love that though. It's really... The hotel is so small. I'm surprised they're not running into each other.

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They usually say these like enormous all-inclusive resorts where like there's not another human being. It's like a really small Kimpton hotel. The sheets are purple.

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It looks like they brought their own bedding from like Target.

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Yeah, and I want it to look like I'm the first person to sleep in that bed. I know that I'm not, but the sheets are crisp. This is like a duvet purple from Target.

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I think there are varying degrees of Kimptons. It's kind of like, I don't think it's a luxury hotel. No, I don't.

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I'll have to ask Brian. I stayed at a Kimpton once in Washington, D.C., and the floor in my entire room was wet. And that's the only time I've ever stayed at a Kimpton. And it has colored my opinion of the chain. It was a carpeted room, and the carpet was wet everywhere I walked. It was disgusting.

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Ultimately, we chose Becca's because it sounds exactly like we were looking for, like a little Disney Channel theme song. It's so pargy. It's swirly. It's to the point. It's not too long. And we officially have our theme song. And the fact that we went on this whole social media journey is so us. We couldn't just do it the normal way.

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I wonder what it was. It was there for a show, I think. I think it was probably my sold out show at the Warner Theater.

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Yeah, Warner. She played the Warner. It was a party show at the Warner. It always is. So like I could dive in. I'm just letting you know. But I also could not.

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Before we do, let me just say, Jackie and I posted a new episode on our Patreon yesterday. One of our favorite series, Naggy Bitch Wife. And it's just when girls write in, they're like, please, am I being a naggy bitch wife? Or like, am I justified in thinking my husband's insane? And it usually comes down to household chores. Lots of like things about taking out the garbage.

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And I was sharing a story and Jackie, like you didn't support me. And I'm so glad that I shared it because you just didn't get it, you know?

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About the paper towels. Did you get a lot of outreach? Oh my God. People were like, Ben is so crazy for that. So let me just say this on the main show because it's worth repeating. I've noticed something like crazy that my husband does. I've always known he has like a really bad habit of overusing paper towels. It's so wasteful. It's money down the drain.

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Big fan. We love the lollipops. Great for kids. Oh, that's cute.

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Our first story, People's World's Most Beautiful Woman is here and announced. And it is Demi Moore.

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Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. Not even the attacking of other segments, which I understand. You're lashing out.

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she is very beautiful considering people's usual thresholds for this selection. And what I appreciate is that they always go with an older woman. It's not like maximum, maximum bombshell, even though to me, more could be on that list too. Like I like their commitment to, you know, appreciating, respecting, older women and not just like always young girls.

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Right, right. So I think given that like that's their parameters, usually like this is the perfect choice. Like they gave Julia Roberts the year off because Demi had a big year. And everything about Demi's year was like about her beauty, about her aging process, about the struggle to age with grace. And this, they couldn't have written it better.

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A better candidate couldn't have come across their desk.

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But like that you would make Claudia feel any sort of way.

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Much more obvious than her being time's most influential.

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Maybe it's like end of Q1 list.

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I know they don't. But the good one, the good thing about this is not like one through 100. It's just one world's most beautiful decided by people. The photos are really beautiful. She's talking about the last year, her experience with the substance and the way the movie was received and aging and motherhood.

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You could tell she wasn't okay. And that Dear Toasters is more important to you than your girl's health because guess what? Say she powers through that Dear Toasters and you get what you want.

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And it's just exactly when you look up people's most beautiful in the dictionary, like you will find this.

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That's where things go into the rabbit hole. We got to look at the history.

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Yeah, no, that feels right. So I saw that you're not supposed to say please and thank you to AI. I always say please. Like, hey, ChatGBT, please recommend a book for my book club because I'm not a Neanderthal.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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It's just another word that they have to process. And then like apparently AI like takes a lot of energy to process it. Those servers get really hot and it just contributes to global warming.

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What if she couldn't do the next day and we missed a whole episode because of Dear Toasters? Like you guys really need to put things into perspective and be glad that she quit while she was ahead.

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Oh, it's more than that, I think. Like every time you ask AI a question, like you kill a polar bear.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No, and you guys, it's so not our problem whatsoever. But I will say.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I understand that please and thank you take up energy. But I think if people get used to asking for things without saying please and thank you, it's going to have a trickle down effect to the rest of society. And I think it's worth the expenditure. I do.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I don't say thank you. I've moved on because also most of the time they haven't given me what I've really needed.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1409.841

That's really funny. It's a funny anecdote.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I think it's worth it. Sorry, polar bears. Sorry, penguins. Manners come first. Siri.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. But to get back to our question, the previous sexiest, beautiful women last year.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1436.467

Last year, Sofia Vergara feels right.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No, I don't think you did. That's surprising.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Most beautiful, what you said?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I think you're wrong. I don't think that I am. If she was on a press tour and it was most beautiful, she would do this in a heartbeat. I don't think so. It's so like her brand and her audience.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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The year before, Melissa McCarthy. I don't remember that.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Christy Teigen, 2021. I don't like that. Like, not because of Christy.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Like, sorry, a bikini model? Please.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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We're respecting, like, older women, okay?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. But the year before that, I actually think it was three people. It was Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson, and Ronnie Hudson Fujikawa, which is Kate's daughter. So it was three generations of beautiful women.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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But if you want to come for Weenie of the Week, you're not hurting anyone, right? Except for Claudia.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1536.715

The year before, Jennifer Garner. Like a perfect selection.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1543.058

You know who else is going to have her chance at this soon, I think? Kelly Clarkson. She's coming up. Her time is coming.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1586.86

But then, yeah, the years before, like, Jennifer, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock, the usuals.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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But I just think coming for the fact that we didn't do Deer Toasters on... And we're not moving it to another day. We have a schedule.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1606.664

Our next story is some very exciting product news because Khloe Kardashian is launching cloud protein popcorn that snackers don't have to feel guilty about.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1617.973

Yeah, but in the last like 24, 48 hours, more teasers have come out and now the official announcement, the Easter baskets of the Kardashian children at Chris's Palm Springs Easter celebration had so much stuff in them, including popcorn that said cloud, K-H-L-E. O U D and it's protein popcorn. So eagle eye viewers saw that.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1636.563

And now it has been officially announced that she is launching cloud protein, popcorn, popcorn, a seed oil free snack that contains more than three times the amount of protein.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1656.283

Yeah, no, and you're talking about seed oils. Even though, of course, seed oils are bad. I've seen it all about seed oils, and I will hopefully stay away from them. But I'm not as passionate about seed oils as a usual podcaster and mother.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

166.083

We have things to do. Sorry if you didn't watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and you'd rather have Deer Toasters on. there's a lot of people who listen to this show.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1691.629

But down with seed oils, like down.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1703.56

Yeah. So, um. And it's a popcorn. And she said, I'm at this stage in my health journey for the past few years that I've been really trying to up my protein intake. I'm all about muscle definition and being strong and healthy, not just skinny. But skinny is nice too. She didn't say that.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1719.924

No, it's like you can say that when you're skinny like she is. Like she is skinny.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1723.612

you know yeah no and I just like I want to say like that's enough for me Diana yeah yeah it's actually not for her because she works out so much like she does need protein yes 1000% um but it's like nice to say that like when you're already skinny she said protein wise I'm not someone that's going to sit down and have steak and eggs all day long and I need to consume protein I was going to fitness stores to get protein grab and go and they don't taste very well in my opinion and they're filled with so much filler and artificial stuff and I really just wanted something selfishly that tasted great that didn't have a ton of ingredients in it

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1751.482

that I could fill my protein intake with. I have to say, she's gonna be a billionaire. This- You think? Oh my God, I'm gonna, as long as it's tasty, I would eat this all day long. And then assuming it does well, which popcorn is a huge category, weirdly. Like there's some like Boom Chicka Pop.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1768.39

Like people love healthy popcorns. It's an easy thing to be healthy. It's not that fattening.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1778.715

And then she can do all sorts of protein snacks. She could be the next Quest.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1820.183

And the thing is, for me, I don't like getting my protein from like non-protein sources. Like if I want protein, I'm going to have chicken. I'm going to have eggs. Like I don't want a protein chip. Like actually, I don't. I don't feel like, OK, I got my protein. It just feels very phony.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1835.856

So even if these this popcorn didn't have protein, if it was just like healthy, if it was lesser evil type popcorn, like and it was tasty, just like popcorn that we love.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1846.919

Like air. I would be so down. I'm always looking to expand my popcorn portfolio. But like the fact that it has non-artificial added protein, however you can get protein into popcorn, please someone explain to me one day, not today, I don't care, is a bonus. I think it's brilliant.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I think this could be big business. I mean, the food category, look at Siete.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1918.05

I think, and also there's so many brands like this, like new age health brands started by moms who are on a mission, right? I'm mom on a mission, you know, to seed oils and get protein for my kids. And they're so busy.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1935.956

No, I feel like it could be for kids.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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But maybe not, like, babies. Well, actually, you can't even have popcorn until a certain age. It's a choking hazard. But, like, I'm sure True takes down some cloud.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1956.216

I think some people give their kids protein shakes.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. Like, in a non-judgmental way. Maybe I don't know enough. When I make a FlavCity protein shake, like, I'll give my kids a sip. They love it. Oh, okay. They would love it. They would love it. What was I? So anyways, she has like the right background. Mom on a mission to make snacking better.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1977.784

Mom on a mission to make snacking better. I can see her on Shark Tank.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

1988.65

And then she could just be like Cloud Foods.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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And all of a sudden she's Kraft.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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So, watch out. You guys better watch out for Khloe.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2006.849

We're flying cocoa air soon. Up in the clouds. Cloud air.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I don't think so. I really don't. Like if you, if we all like had businesses and everyone's living well and enjoying life and like you had a plane and I didn't, like I just want to ride, you know?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, and I think it seems as though the sisters are.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2034.764

So we'll be flying cloud air soon. Can't wait. Mazel Tov, Chloe. You love to see a podcaster doing big things. And doing big business. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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The Academy sets a new Oscars rule for 2025. You need to watch all nominated... And suddenly things make sense. You need to watch all nominated films in order to vote in a category. So apparently this was not the case up until today.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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It's a teachable moment. Just next time, zoom out a little bit.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, they were voting based on vibes and how it felt and how it looked. Judging a book by its cover, literally... Literally. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has approved new awards rules, updated campaign promotional regulations, and key dates for the upcoming 98th Oscars. The nominations voting period will run from January 12th to January 16th.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Among the most notable changes are revised voting requirements, the introduction of an achievement in casting award. Oh, I love that. Perfectly Cast Movies.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Give it to Sleepover. yes jane lynch and clarified guidance on the use of general artificial intelligence in film production the updated rules also include expanded eligibility for international filmmakers and new submission deadlines across several categories

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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In a key procedural shift, Academy members are now required to view all nominated films within a category to be eligible to vote in the final round. While it's surprising this wasn't already a formal requirement, questions remain about how the Academy plans to verify compliance and enforce the rules.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

212.408

Go to Patreon. We have like whole episodes dedicated to your toasters.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2133.297

So basically, they have like a streaming service that they send to all the members where you watch the movie. So they'll be able to see who watched the movies. But say you saw the movie at a festival or at the movie theater, you'll have to, I don't know, like submit your ticket. Right.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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A little quiz about the movie.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I think there was a time when the best movies of the year were nominated for the Oscars. You know, in the golden age of Hollywood, Wizard of Oz, Titanic, where they saw the movies because they wanted to see them. The movies that get nominated now, nobody wants to watch, and that's why they're not watching them.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Because everybody in the world saw The Wizard of Oz.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2206.639

No, exactly. And that goes back to the original issue that they're like choosing the wrong shit.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. Really, really crazy. Makes a lot of sense. Do better, Oscars. Do better.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2235.493

Are you ready for our next story? For? Yeah, I think I'm ready. I don't know if you're ready. You don't think so? No, no. You're ready in the sense that you don't need to read an ad. Thank you. But I don't know if you're ready in the sense of what I heard today.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2249.591

Kevin Costner is stepping out for lunch with a mystery woman, whatever. Not Luandela Costner? After Jennifer Lopez dating rumors. Did you know that he was rumored to be linked to J-Lo at the moment?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Interesting. Kevin Costner was spotted stepping out for lunch with a mystery woman in L.A. on Monday. He was seen just out and about months after he sparked dating rumors with Jennifer Lopez. He opted for a casual ensemble and was spotted with this woman. And I am looking at the pictures of him and the woman.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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If it's the woman in the picture, like they're not on a date because she's carrying a backpack.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2291.609

Go to page six. No, no, Claudia, it's a non-date backpack.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2298.111

It's so true, unless it's like a little, you know, little Louis Vuitton.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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That's not a date. 1,000% not. They're working on something.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2323.018

No, but it's bringing up the fact that he was spotted with J-Lo. It looks like they were, oh, they were at Kimo Sabe in Aspen in December.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2336.42

Okay. But like, I'm looking at a picture of J-Lo, someone's hat and Kevin Costner, like in the same room, in the same table. Okay.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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But then do you think when J-Lo met Kevin, what happened next?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, but they're at the same table.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Okay, but okay, so say he's seated next to Jennifer Lopez, coincidentally. When Kevin meets J-Lo, like, don't you think real recognizes real? Age-appropriate handsome recognizes age-appropriate beautiful?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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That's what I'm saying. She's very beautiful and enchanting, so I just feel like even if he met her, which he did meet her, in this Kimo Sabe, whether or not they went home together, he met her.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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For sure. It was in December. Yeah. They don't even film in December.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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It was cold, but it wasn't frigid.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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The more you know. Anyways, just now holding out hope for Kevin Costner and Jennifer Lopez.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I feel like I would remember, but maybe I didn't. But also Jennifer Lopez could be a world's most beautiful woman one day. Has she not been? I didn't read her name, did I?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Like nonsense PR in a good way.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. Well, never stop dreaming.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2570.024

So a blowout is when the youngin makes a... that is so large and so vast that it exceeds the parameters of the diaper.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2583.611

Up the back, down the legs. And so it's not confined to the confines of the diaper. It takes up more surface area.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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welcome back to the toast and happy tuesday hope everybody's having a part delicious definition and of course for delicious tuesday i'm having a brutalicious tuesday because that's a good way to spend bruno is here he heard that rodeo had started coming to work pulling his weight he started to feel guilty and he's back you're having a would you say a brutalicious delicious i'm having a cute delicious what's that

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

261.59

Yeah, I don't want to spoil anything, so I'll just say, like, head over to patreon.com slash the toast when you're done listening to this episode. Probably go over on desktop, not the app, otherwise they'll charge you more.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2704.534

Thank you, Coach Dilla Woj. Dilla Costner.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2709.158

Dilla Costner. Yes. Okay, our next and fifth and final story is a story that I don't personally really care about, but I feel like people will, which isn't a great way to choose stories, you know? I actually, I think it's quite selfless of you. Yeah, but it's like when you buy a gift for someone and it's like, well, I don't love it, but I think they will. You should always love it yourself. Yeah.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No, I know, but it's like you should love it and think that they will love it too. Not just like, I'm going to get you this thing I think is ugly, but I think you will like it.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Tiger King star Joe Exotic gets married in prison to an inmate doing time for immigration crimes.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I agree. I'm so not interested in this person. However, when I saw he got married in prison, I was like, you could do that. And there's like wedding photos and they're both in prison.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

281.169

Like, how are you keeping Patreon prices down in this economy? Just like the Arizona tea guy, always I'm seeing stories about him and his $1 tea.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Right. And then it's like, are there co-ed prisons where people could fall in love with people of the other gender? Because a lot of prisons are single gender. So you could only fall in love.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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So it could only happen with same sex.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Well, he shared a picture of him and his new husband posing together in tuxedos and plain white hats with boutonnieres to match. He said, never been more proud of someone. He's in jail for immigration crimes, and so I think now that they're married, maybe he could stay. But Joe has said, even if he has to go back to Mexico, I will go with him.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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With his $4 billion company. So he's so generous with his $1 tea.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Maybe it's not real. He said we're working on getting him asylum or we will be leaving America when we both get out.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Okay, but then he will go back to Mexico with him. And if he does that, that's love.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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But he's also serving a 21-year sentence. Oh, no. The husband is serving a 21-year sentence for plotting to hire a hitman to murder.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No, no, Maldonado is Jorge Flores Maldonado.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2954.376

Yeah, but wait. So he's in prison for hiring a hitman to murder big cat arch rival Carol Baskins?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2963.69

Okay, so this is a typo in this New York Post article because it said Maldonado.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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For immigration issues, according to CBS News. Let's dig deeper.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

2982.618

He was convicted in 2019 on 21 counts. Maldonado was convicted... We're confused. Maybe Joe already took his last name because listen to this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Joe Exotic's real name is Joseph Maldonado. Jorge is now Jorge Maldonado.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3007.707

But Jorge Ney Flores is originally from Mexico. He's serving time for immigration-related issues, according to Joe's news release. Okay, and no one wants to let us know what those are.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3047.394

Yeah, that's true. Like if you're not... living here legally.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3065.703

I'm having so much fun. Yeah, they're a drain on like society's resources. And my brain. And your tax dollars.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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But Joe Exotic has also requested a presidential pardon for both he and Flores as well as asylum for Flores. So we'll see.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah, I let's see if that comes through for him.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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If you want to pay the extra few dollars for the convenience of the app, that's also fine.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Like it's so like in their house apartment.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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No, it's like, oh damn, I hope she hangs dries my jeans. I should propose so she'll do so. It's like, no, you have to ingratiate yourself into his life that he can't live without you. So of course he's gonna propose.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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They don't line my pockets. Patreon.com slash a toast.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Yeah. You've got to walk the walk. And if you had cited a lot of examples, like he's treating you like, you know. Like a maid? Yeah, like a maid and asking you to cook for him and already assigning these roles. I could maybe see how it's not exactly what you want because these things could come naturally.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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But asking you to flip the laundry while he's out, that's a very natural way to start helping out.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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And I really do always try because I know that's a criticism that we've gotten is that we're always like bashing the toaster.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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And we really don't like indulge you guys at all. But sometimes it's really important to let you know. That's how Sue sees it.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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And if you do want to be his wife, you better change your attitude.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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I can't imagine her not being around.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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They have a strand. You got a strand, Claudia. Yeah.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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It's okay, just a strand, Barry.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3369.627

Yeah, but, like, your family's also there, so it's not just, like, them trying to shoehorn you into their life. Like... To me, this sounds so beautiful and lovely. Like go back to the small town where you have both of your families and you're going to raise your family. And maybe you, I don't know if you have kids yet, you didn't say.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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And so maybe you want to stay in the big city and then eventually move to the small town. So take the next few years to fix up the house. It could be like a part-time house, but like, don't look a gift horse in the mouth, my friend. A free house is a free house.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

342.751

No, I had to like burn off all the sugar. Went grocery shopping, cooked a healthy dinner. I had taco salad. You know, I just needed health.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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And I know I have to respect the fact that you want to stay in the big city and you might never want to move back to your small city, but I just can't relate to you.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

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Where your family is and their family is, like free babysitting for life.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3446.944

Someone bought you a goddamn house.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3459.068

I'm already there. Yeah, I'm putting up sconces. Take a look around.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3466.19

I'm the sunshine in your hair.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3475.672

And you can influence from your small town, and you can quit your big city job that's bringing you no joy.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3493.075

Yeah, and it's like, I love my career too, and it doesn't tie me to a big city, so that's not fair of me to put that on you.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

351.953

Yum. We're so south of the border.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3515.803

But what if it's your second home then, and that's where you stay when you go back and visit your family?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3523.733

Yeah, I think this is really so, so fantastic. It's doable. It's doable. I think it's so fantastic. And you can make it what you want, and you can go as much or as little as you want, but it's overall a really nice thing.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3548.661

So you don't just like give in the house and then complaining?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

365.946

Like us having dinner last night.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3678.633

women hornier sometimes yes sometimes not especially if you've had a really hard time i feel like women who have been through hg like deserve the world and whatever you want you get is yours um so if you're not feeling it and it's not always what's best for your body like it it it can be painful like i think if you go your entire pregnancy without having sex it's not like an awful thing not at all

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3705.647

A lot of people are on pelvic rest. After I had my circlage.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3734.568

If you're not wanting it, don't do it.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3736.73

if you are then do it and the fact that your husband's not saying anything like it's not weird don't feel like oh my god I'm the only person in the world who didn't know when they're pregnant and my marriage is over and we're not gonna like to stop counting even if it winds up being a year even yeah stop counting it's really not a big deal there's a time in life for everything and sex will always be there

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

3786.155

i want to worry about it no don't do not worry about it for one second take care of you this is not a cause for concern at all no not at all and i feel like it's very normal that was mostly her question very normal i feel like if you do it and you don't want to do it like you will really regret it no like it won't make you feel good you don't have yeah it's up to you very normal no i feel like she was thinking like oh my god everyone's having sex when they're pregnant and i'm not no they're not wrong with us no no you're very normal

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

473.647

That sounds like a lot of work. Like maybe you should just let him go to the game so you can relax.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

480.011

It wasn't. And is there maybe someone you could invite over, like a mutual friend of both of yours who could take on some of this work and talk to Ben about the game while then both stay home?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

493.036

Someone who could be in your bed.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

497.399

But Satchie wouldn't be a good pal.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

5.307

Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

501.882

And you wouldn't watch on your couch.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

506.685

I mean, you have to get out your binoculars.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

514.81

I know, you know it was expensive because it was the frame.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

529.503

Listen, you're preaching to the choir.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

538.065

No, I'm trying to find solutions for you, but I understand it's an imperfect situation.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

556.624

You'd rather do that than just let them go to the game. Yeah. Have some people over and watch outside.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

575.96

Okay. Do what you gotta do, coach.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

580.223

I watched Paul American last night.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

582.804

So good. Ugh, the fight with Floyd Mayweather was postponed because Floyd...

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

587.529

had an ulcer which we knew you know in real time um so he's trying to find another person to fight him and it's actually funny because Tommy Fury came up and that's what I was saying I was like just fight Tommy again everybody loved that the first time yeah that was I wish like I had been more conscious of of the Paul Fury like I wasn't Claudia at the time of the fight it was such a big deal and I didn't really know a lot about I'm like why do we care about these people one of my life's regrets oh you too okay but it was not being conscious for the Jake Paul Tommy Fury fight

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

615.118

I just remember seeing a video of like a girl named Molly Mae cheering when she found out because she couldn't watch it and she was home with her baby. And I was like, oh, I'm happy for her. That looks nice.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

628.49

So they were trying to think like who could sub in for Mike Tyson they were like Floyd Mayweather but he won't fight on seven weeks notice Tommy Fury and then they were like Netflix said that'd be a big disappointment.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

637.96

It's like damn not Tommy Fury catching strays but I understood what they meant like to go from Mike Tyson from a prize winning fighter and to a rematch because he wound up fighting a guy named Mike Perry who's just like some fighter who's really good. Jake's never fought him before, so they were able to bill it, like, you know, the violence king or whatever.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

65.87

I thought it was like C-U-T-E.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

665.697

Especially because Tommy beat Jake.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

668.418

And he's like the only person who has, right?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

672.105

No, he would have done anything like to make this fight. He like a good fight.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

678.268

A lot of money. The fans like to like he I don't think he's scared of anyone. I don't think so. And I think at some point he will refight Tommy Fury and he will win.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

690.614

Unless it's like across the world. But hopefully it's in Tampa with the rest. Oh, yeah. Was the last one in Dubai? I think so. Or Saudi Arabia. OK, what about Miami? I'm not going to go to that. What about Miami? Yeah, Tampa. They do a lot of stuff in Tampa.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

707.178

They were in Tampa last night.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

71.811

Every day on this show, we're such cuties.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

712.84

The name of the arena was something like the Amelie Arena. Tampa!

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

726.334

I will go. If the next Jake Paul, Tommy Fury fight is in the US. In the States. I will go.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

751.42

I'm going to wait until you're on Ozempic.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

755.178

And then Logan and Nina are planning a wedding in Italy. They're looking at all these venues. They're so funny. They're like, this one's $1 million. This one is $3.6 million. They talk about the price of everything.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

768.384

He's obsessed with buying collectibles. He bought Wayne Gretzky's championship hockey stick for $336,000. That's a good price. Does it? But they're having a baby and Nina's like, you have to stop.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

795.827

No money is no object for them it's actually so fun to watch and then they're also like having conversations like our daughter will have anything in this world she can go anywhere and do anything like how do we make sure she's a good person.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

807.425

And then you're like, she'll have to fly commercial. And Logan's like, you'll take her. I'll meet you.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

832.623

They weren't making a lot of money like the Paul brothers. Right.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

836.827

They weren't making Paul money.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

848.222

Yeah, no. And they're saving all those taxes being in Puerto Rico. Yeah.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

859.935

Yeah. But once again, I just want to recommend Paul American to the all-American viewer because it's really an interesting show.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

877.381

Even though we didn't make any jokes because we would never.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

897.48

Well, that's beautiful. Beauty is beauty.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

901.763

There was nothing funny about that.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

905.433

I've been seeing a lot of names being thrown around.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

909.135

Different Cardinals of Cardinals. I've seen six. You've seen six. I saw four, but like two people were like blocked out. Cause the other two are the shiners.

The Toast

Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

937.713

Yeah. Hopefully there's no controversy. I could see like one of these candidates. Old tweets.

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

948.579

Yeah. So they'll be on their best behavior. How are the stories today? Good. There are things we have to talk about, you know?

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Mr. and Mr. Maldonado: Tuesday, April 22nd, 2025

957.069

So let's dive in to the Fast Five stories that you that do need to know.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1014.103

Like seriously, so unenjoyable.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1021.385

Well, I have to tell you that when I stopped watching Molly Mae, I did watch the movie Conclave and I've been meaning to talk to you about it, but you like ignore me all weekend. Cause yeah, you had a friend over. Congratulations. Cool for you. So happy for you that you have a new best friend. And I absolutely have to tell you about this movie.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1036.67

Because me and Ben started to watch it like a week ago. And it was just clear that it was like not a movie we wanted to watch. And then I was like, let's give it a second chance. Josh had told Ben that it was like one of his favorite movies of the year. So we were like, you know what? Let's try it again. And I'm so glad we did because I actually enjoyed it.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1051.118

But like it was the craziest movie I'd ever seen. And I am going to spoil it. So if you have any plans on watching Conclave. Wait, who's in it? Jackie, you're never gonna watch this movie. It's Ralph Fiennes and it's about the selection of a new Pope. It's like a hypothetical scenario.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1066.672

So the, I guess I didn't know like the ceremony after a Pope dies is called conclave. All the archbishops and cardinals, excuse me, from all the world, like the global ones have to come together and vote on which cardinal they want to make the next one. So it's very political. You know, people have allegiances. It's regional too. Like the Europeans want somebody who speaks Italian.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1085.408

The Africans would love someone black. Like it's very, you know, it's a lot of personalities, a lot of cultures mixed. And Ralph Fiennes plays like the deacon, the dean or something. Like he's in charge of the procession. And so basically the whole time they're trying to pick a new, I didn't like understand what the movie was about. Cause at first I'm like, oh,

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1106.983

Ralph Fiennes' team wants to put Stanley Tucci. And I'm like, sorry, Stanley Tucci is actually too famous to act now. In no fucking world did I think Stanley Tucci was a Cardinal. And when he was gonna be the Pope, I was like, sorry, I'm not seeing it. I'm just not seeing it. Yeah, I wanna see Stanley Tucci actually ruin the movie. With his own aura, you know? Yeah, yeah.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1128.961

So, and then they were explaining how it's very political, like Stanley Tucci and Ralph were like a little bit more like of a liberal, very modern progressive popes, whereas a lot of the others were like very old school and whatever. So they were just like, we have to- Is this a true story? No, no.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1144.271

So then like these cardinals who were getting a lot of votes, they hadn't reached the, you needed like 71 votes. They vote every day. They do a vote until somebody gets it. Then this guy was making a lot of progress. Turns out, you know, he fucks some nun and has a daughter. So it was like all these different scandals. So like, where is this movie going?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

115.346

Yes, of course. Must have been something sent me out of my head. Oh, speaking of songs, I meant to text you this morning because we haven't, the Toast theme song competition is completely over.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1160.085

Then they're doing one of the votes in this like special, they're under sequestering. Like they're in this like secret Vatican room for weeks. One of the windows shatters. Turns out there's a suicide bomber outside. I'm like, whoa, this movie's taking a weird turn. So then all the popes start fighting because they're all on like different sides of the political spectrum.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1179.003

And they're talking about like other religions. And I'm like, damn, this is getting like kind of twisted. And then this one guy stands up and he's like, gives this whole speech about like peace for everyone. It was just like very like, you know, middle ground hippie. And the speech was so powerful. The next time they voted, peacemaker is the pope.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1197.591

So we're like, oh, okay, I guess that's, at first I was like, you know what, I kind of like that resolution. It's like somewhere in the middle and this rando who people didn't even know, like he didn't speak any of the languages, this rando became pope, but it's like, okay, all right. But there's like something sinister going on while they're getting ready to announce the new pope.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1213.1

I'm like, what is going on? Where is this movie taking us? Ralph Fiennes, who's in charge, his guy, he's got like a spy who's like been talking to the outside world for him, comes with some information on the person they have just elected pope. The peacemaker. The pope had this trip to Switzerland. What? But he never took the trip. Why was he going to Switzerland?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1230.122

He had to go get this medical procedure. The new pope is a hermaphrodite. The new pope has ovaries and a uterus. And I was like, me and Ben were like, And a penis? Yes, so he was explaining his whole life he's been a man. Like he had a surgery for his esophagus one time, they found his uterus and his ovaries.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1254.956

And he's been struggling with it with his faith, and he went to get the surgery, but he said, God made me this way, I'm not getting the surgery, that's why he didn't go to Switzerland. And like Ralph Fiennes is like, oh my God, we tried to avoid the guy with the daughter. We tried to avoid the guy who was paying people off. We ended up with a woman. And that's how the movie ends.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1273.914

Like it was seriously, I didn't know where the movie was going the whole time. And the fact that it ended up like so left field, me and Ben were like, what the hell did we just watch? It was actually so random. Cause I think about the whole suicide bomber plot. I'm like, what was the point of that? Like it was seriously the craziest movie I'd ever seen.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1292.107

I couldn't really come to terms with what I was supposed to learn. So did you like it? Yes. Because first of all, the movie itself was just like, it moved at a good pace. It was interesting. Like I didn't know about this whole, you know, what a conclave was. I guess like some people know that word. I didn't. And the movie actually didn't explain like that. That's what that was.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1308.659

But I put it together. But the ending like seriously threw me so, it was just like, it was so kind of crazy, you know? And so random that I was like, Okay, the Pope's a hermaphrodite. I imagine if I was a Catholic, I might have stronger opinions about it, but I was just like, oh, okay, we're just fucking shit up in this movie.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1331.456

But I also want to go back to the definition of a hermaphrodite, if I may. Sure, sure, sure. And by the way, actually, the movie never said hermaphrodite. It's my understanding that if you are medically a certain gender, but you have... other parts, that is a hermaphrodite. I just put the label hermaphrodite. I don't know what the other, I'm like 90% sure.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1364.275

Cause like your ovaries are in like your stomach. Like he didn't know. It wasn't until he said he was like 35 that he had to get this surgery. And the doctors were like, sir, you have a uterus. Got it. Okay. Hermaphrodite is an organism that has both male and female reproductive organs. A hundred percent. Okay. So I was right. It's a hermaphrodite. Wow.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1379.261

It was really like, so like when I saw this movie about the Pope, like I didn't think we were going to be going into the gender conversation. Like it was just education. Yeah. And actually I've been thinking a lot about hermaphroditism because I feel like.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1396.037

It's like something completely separate. No, no. I've been thinking about it because like when we were getting straightened for all those genetic tests, the, um, I think everybody does this, but a specific sect of Judaism, we are very on top of it because of Tay-Sachs, which is like a genetic disease. If you're Ashkenaz from Eastern European and a lot of people with our backgrounds can carry it.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1413.512

And if both you and your husband are carriers, it's very dangerous. So we get screened for genetic testing. We just did it. And a lot of the genetic testings are about like gender and reproductive genitalia. And actually I came back positive for one that was like, if you have a boy, the boy's gonna have a big penis. And if you have a girl, the girl's gonna like have a big penis too.

The Toast

Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

142.584

We will vote, but I'm sending you a picture of the girl, like who's my winner.

The Toast

Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1433.977

Now it didn't end up being an issue for Ben and I, but like some of these genetic diseases that like they discovered new ones, like every day, there's like a thousand that you could test for. And they're really, really rare, but it's just been top of mind for me, so.

The Toast

Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1453.159

Yeah. No, because it's clear what the gender is. Like this guy was born a boy. He had a dick. Like they couldn't see the baby's ovaries. And I guess like never in his life did he do a scan or anything where they saw he had a uterus. Like it was just, you can function. You're a man. Like you've got balls and a...

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1477.393

Plot twist. Interesting movie. We're talking about it. I'm telling you, it was so crazy. I was actually shook that that is what the... And I'm glad I saw it because I think it's going to be one of those Oscar contenders.

The Toast

Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1490.478

I'm trying to make my way across all the films, and I'm really doing a good job. So I don't think it should win anything. And I certainly like not to be a hater. I don't think Stanley Tucci should win. I actually think Stanley Tucci needs to stop acting and just commit fully to being like a chef, influencer, socialite, celebrity, because it's overshadowing his acting career.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

151.347

No, no, no, no. Like we, I had three that I was like mulling over that were like, I would have been happy with any of them. You saw who I texted you. I see it. Yeah. Like it's her. It's always been her. I'm sorry. It's her. Yeah. So we will reach out to her privately, you know, get the paperwork sorted out and then we will announce. And then we have to start the process of recording it.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1514.941

No, I'm not saying, and it's not that he's a bad actor. It's that he's so Stanley.

The Toast

Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1523.589

Yes. Like it was just, why is Stanley Choochie at the Vatican? At least take his glasses off. That's so Stanley. Like, and that hasn't been a problem for him up until recently. Like I didn't blink at him in Devil Wears Prada. I certainly didn't blink at him in the Lovely Bones. Like he is now reaching a pinnacle where he has to choose. I feel like he would choose acting. I feel like he would too.

The Toast

Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1547.102

I think there's more money in acting.

The Toast

Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1550.485

You can't take him out. He's like trained for it his whole life.

The Toast

Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1567.888

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1581.437

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1591.321

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1608.989

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1626.457

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1641.361

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1659.29

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The Toast

Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1674.662

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The Toast

Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

1688.978

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The Toast

Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

169.84

I've already booked studio time with the fabulous producer who produced the Grammy award winning song a hundred percent by Claudia. So we're, We're in really good hands and people seem really excited. I know you haven't seen the fanfare because it's all on TikTok and we are going to talk about TikTok. But like people are so invested in the winner because I did admit to TikTok last night.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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the whole world is watching, especially Carrie Underwood. Like, you know, you take a risk when you're performing at an inauguration, you're gonna divide, we're already so divided. So it was already like this big risk. And I know she like came ready to slay and like whoever was in charge of the aux cord, like seriously, the government is so embarrassing.

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I was like, it's over. Like, I think I know who I want to win. Like, who do you guys want to win? And a lot of the same names were circulating, which like my top three seem to be the internet's top three, which made me feel good.

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Like this would never happen at like the Grammys. Like it's just, it's not even hard. And the music started. And then stopped. And then it cut. It was seriously just like butt clenchingly awkward. I felt so bad for her. And I was thinking, I'm like, this is like a Katie Heron, you know, moment. What a bright time. It's the right time.

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And I'm like, if this goes on a little bit longer, she should just like, you know, start singing acapella. And that's exactly what she did. She rallied the room. Honestly, thank fucking God that they moved it indoors. Because if she was outside, there was like supposed to be like 100,000 people or whatever. I don't know how many go to an inauguration. And there was no music.

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She would have had to stand there. She couldn't then start singing acapella. Like she would have had to stand there and truly wait.

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We were just saying like her vocals were like a little bit strained.

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And the thing about Carrie Underwood is like, we have faith in her as a performer because she comes from one of those shows. Like when you come from a talent show, like an expert Kelly Clarkson, like you have actual talent. There are so many singers who like come up out of nowhere and they actually can't sing. It's really crazy. You can't win awards.

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She was struggling at Rockin' Eve. Like she gave a great performance. She looked great. Her music was great. She sounded fine, but like we know her to be better than that.

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Now she's being commended for like slaying it but also like making the best out of a shitty situation. Just make it work moment. I know she was like at first before, because the accolades have really been overwhelmingly positive. I know that like when she got behind that curtain and it was over, like she was so pissed.

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Welcome back to the shows and happy Tuesday. That has, you know, a different kind of energy because it's the first day of the week, but it's not a Monday and it's 11 degrees and it's just, it's unique.

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Now for her to have It happened to that song. I could just tell you like from a singer's perspective, it's actually a kind of easy song to sing. Like you can make it big, but it doesn't have any like crazy high notes or anything. If you had to do that with the anthem and then everybody else is trying to like join in with you, the anthem is one of the hardest songs to sing.

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Oh my God, fucking pronouns. You're right. Yeah.

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Like, so I'm glad that it happened with that particular song, but beyond unfortunate. And like, I would like an investigation done. Like whose fault is this? Like, I feel like we just moved on from it and then the music worked for the rest of the day. But like, Who, who, who? I want names.

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It was so disastrous. And to be honest, I am like now, I never thought much about Billy Ray Cyrus. I definitely had like a soft spot in my heart for him as Hannah's dad on the show and then Miley's dad in real life. And Iggy Ricky Hart, like Old Town Road, like he's never given me reasons to dislike him. No, except for Miley. The devil don't need it to you. And... Oh, yeah. Oh, right. Oh, my God.

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I forgot about that. That devil dumb slut, Molly. Oh, man.

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I think a lot of people have that nostalgia. Like for our age, like he really raised us. He was like the television, he was a Disney Channel dad. And then for people older than us, like achy, breaky heart. Like he really does have like ties to culture for a lot of different people.

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The ties were severed. The ties were severed.

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You guys, it is actually worth watching the whole thing, first of all, because he only sang, I don't know how many songs he was slated to sing, but it was very clear from the moment his performance started that he hopefully was high on drugs, because if that's who he actually is, that's best case. Best case, he's high on drugs. Worst case, that's who you are.

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Literally it was bridge troll come to life. He was wearing his crazy hair, a beanie and then a cowboy hat. a jacket, a shirt, a scarf. And he kept taking items of clothing off and like leaving it on the stage. So when it was time for him to leave, he had to like pick up all of his belongings.

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So let's talk about him leaving because I don't know how many songs he was supposed to sing, but somebody clearly turned his guitar off after the first song because it was so disgraceful. And I think they were hoping that like he would just walk away. Oh. Don't walk away when I'm, you could not get Willie Way Cyrus off that stage. You couldn't have offered him $6 million in that moment.

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Like nothing was stopping this man from continuing to sing. And he said, my guitar's not working.

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Then he's saying achy, breaky heart. Like he's like, whatever. We'll just do it acapella.

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Jackie, the people coming. out of the woodwork. First of all, like random people text me being like, I'm dying from this competition. And to like people I know, like Shannon is so invested being like, I'm getting DMs from like local Nashville songwriters wanting to make sure that you guys see. Guys, I've seen every submission. Don't worry about me.

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Oh my God. I actually was mortified. I could only imagine what it was like being there because, and honestly, like shame on the event planners for not getting a security guard and just like, okay, it would have caused a scene for one second. It went on. You would not believe it. I think the whole thing start to finish was 10 minutes. Like it was really long.

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Yes, he wasn't because somebody needed to give him a frosk and grab him by the arm and escort because he kept going the wrong way. Whether it was on purpose or not, he could not find the exit. of this facility. And he wasn't trying. He wasn't looking for it.

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We'll progress in a way that I find unoffensive.

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You guys, it was seriously the craziest thing I'd ever seen in my life. It was disgraceful. Like seriously to every, it was a slap in the face to every American. It was in my lifetime in like, in terms of like crazy performances, Top three craziest I'd ever seen.

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It was so crazy. And now I feel like I have a lot more understanding because while we've gotten a lot of intel on what's going on with the family's Cyrus drama, we don't know for sure. We just know that there's like a divide between like Billy Ray and everyone. And then there's also that weird thing where like maybe Noah dated her mom's boyfriend, but-

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I now have like a deeper understanding of like how you actually can't communicate or have a relationship with somebody who's that far gone. And I have to imagine that he was on some sort of alcohol or drug. Because that's really not how human beings behave. I genuinely hope that he gets the help that he needs because it was a cry for help.

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My screen time this weekend for like a million reasons was so fucking high. Like I saw every single submission. Don't you worry.

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I'm sorry. This is like a situation where maybe it could be a wake-up call for him. But it seems like he's been on this sort of bender for a while since the devil skank comment.

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It's such a crazy fucking thing to say about anyone, let alone your daughter. Like seriously, jail for Billy Ray. lock him up and throw away the key.

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I think Billy Ray was supposed to like deliver like a normal performance of like a couple of songs and that created more time. And Jason Aldean, you know, picked up the pieces that Billy Ray left behind. So he was, he's at least, you know, a consummate professional.

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I can only imagine what was going on backstage. Because it's really all country artists. It's a small circle, so everybody must be talking about it.

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Correct. It was what a wild time. It was just the absolute craziest thing I've ever seen. It was so nuts. And it made the Carrie Underwood thing look not like a big deal.

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And when I saw on Twitter this morning that he had unfollowed his wife, I feel like news like that happens all the time. And then I go and check and the people still follow each other. Okay, but he did unfollow her. Yeah, but when I checked this morning, he was following her back. So I was like, oh, fake fucking news. And then he released a statement on Instagram stories.

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So I guess confirming for a period of time, he at one point had unfollowed. His account was no longer following Hailey's. Now, you know me, I love to clown on people who like have social media faux pas and then say they got hacked. Like it's seriously so embarrassing. But I don't know, I'm always very cautious when it comes to Hailey and Justin, because there's so much drama around them always.

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And they couldn't like seriously be more stable. Like they've never broken up. They have a baby. Like time keeps proving them strong. So I don't know. I think saying you got hacked is so lame.

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I could see a Jelena account like in Turkey getting on the hacking system and fucking shut up.

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I had actually thought like, cause Justin is this like diva, big star. I could see them like having an argument, like a regular marital argument and him getting mad and I'm following her. Like that's how I thought maybe that this went down. I agree. I don't, I do not think he got hacked. I think it's actually, really hard for a celebrity's Instagram account to get hacked. It used to happen a lot.

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I feel like it doesn't really happen so much anymore.

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The news channels must be really happy people turned on their little shows. Yeah, media is a buzz, and that's what we do here. We are women in media.

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Well, I don't know how to make sense of this then because I happen to think that like there's a lot of hoopla around them, but at the end of the day, like they're a really strong couple. And so I don't think that this is like a sign that they're getting divorced, but like, but I also don't think he was hacked. So I don't know what happened here.

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One more thing about Conclave that just reminded me of something because- The Pope's bikini model? Yes. It reminded me a lot of that time that the Pope's Instagram account had liked the photo from an OnlyFans models account. And we were all wondering how that happened.

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And I feel like now that I know a little bit more about like the systems in place, there is 0% chance that it was the Pope himself. And there is definitely a Cardinal who's like a young thing who's like taking it on to be, I don't think it's like an intern person. I think it's like an actual, a man of the cloth whose specialty is, is digital and he was playing around with the girls.

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I agree, it was not the Pope self. No, it was like Conclave taught me that it wasn't the Pope.

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We're breaking it all down. Are we making TikTok a story, or should we talk about it now?

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He has made a lot of content about this, like not only videos, but he also was doing an Instagram live, excuse me, TikTok live the night that TikTok went down with like six Alex Earl and Bethany Franco while he was on with Bethany. He was talking nonstop about it.

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And we're also getting intel into this like viral moment from their interview together because there has, he had walked off the Call Her Daddy show. And I guess a lot of people thought that it was, up until now we thought it was fake. I thought it was staged and it was.

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So Spencer is now making content about that viral moment, sort of pulling the curtain back and being like, yeah, I mean it was fake, but like she did ask that question and like it was loaded and it was rude. And we did two takes. So like he confirmed it was completely staged. But like- Does it like make you sad that you will never be as relevant as you once were?

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And like to Spencer, that's like the most hurtful thing you could say. And so he like quote stormed off and he shared that not only did she, she did ask that question, which he found to be like really offensive, but they had done a take where he responded and like said something like nasty right back to her. And they didn't wanna use that take,

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because they didn't wanna include something like nasty that he said about her. So he's just sort of like, any dirt he has, like he's throwing, like he's done.

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No, no, no, he didn't, he didn't. And then he was providing screenshots. Like it's getting, you know, it's getting messy. Alex has since used the song. She put out a TikTok statement just about like places she's donating and encouraging others. And the song was playing in the background. And it was after Spencer already did all of this. So there's, you know, there's two things.

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Okay, okay, well, let me tell you my experience this weekend then. And I wonder if other people are feeling this way. And I'm a big advocate. I love TikTok. It's my favorite place on the planet. It's literally my personality. This affected me. I was directly in the line of fire. And I'm really getting to the point where these people are making me kind of hate TikTok and not care anymore.

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One, it's like, it's not like Alex was making like a ton of content and like actively not using the song. I believe that was the first time she had posted on social media. Like she is in LA. She is like directly affected. But two, like it's a low lift. Like just do it. Like everybody was doing it. Emily Ratajkowski was like, literally everyone was doing it.

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It couldn't be easier. Yeah, yeah. This is not a time to be fucking around with Spencer Pratt. He's kind of got the world on his side. He's extremely powerful right now.

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No, literally. If I keep being a rich A-list celebrity. And so like moments like this are kind of fleeting for anyone, but especially somebody who's like in the cycle of like reality star influencer, it's hard to keep the attention of the world.

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So the fact that he actively has the world on his side and he's, you know, it's kind of humbling to have to reach out to people and be like, can you please just stream my wife's song? So I get it. And it's crazy. Like it's seriously the beef I did not see coming. And Alex hasn't, she hasn't formally like gotten in the ring.

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You know, she hasn't responded, but she made the video sort of, I guess like white flag.

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I don't see it. No, no. I don't see it either. I think maybe she like marks herself as safe. Like I, you know, all in all, I did do the song. I did do the thing you asked me. And she does have a valid excuse. Like living in LA, she said they're like housing a bunch of people. I'm sure it's been like a crazy two weeks.

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But you could also make the argument that like you could have posted like one TikTok. It takes like 10 seconds. Like, yeah. Yeah, you could argue both sides.

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Not only did Sophia with an F post the song, she posted it like the minute after Spencer made his first video about Alex. So she like, she saw an opportunity and she took it. Yeah. So this thing's getting deep. And also I found really interesting was the Alex Earl of it all. Yes.

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So I was saying that Saturday night, the night before TikTok, as the TikTok was coming to an end, Bethany, Alex Earl, and Spencer, who are like three big personalities on TikTok, did a live together and actually it actively stopped. TikTok stopped. It was actually, it was like kind of crazy. And earlier in the live, they were talking a lot about Alex Cooper.

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And so I feel like for Alex Earl to have been a part of that, I think a lot of people are now questioning, like, is there beef between Alex and Alex?

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Because they were like everywhere, everything all at once, like doing events. I haven't seen them together, like interacting, whether it's in person or even on social media in years. Her show is still a part of Alex's network. Years? Oh, I'm sorry, you know me and time, a year.

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It's giving fatigue. It's giving will they, won't they. Because on Saturday night, there was a lot of hoopla. They had said they were going to shut down operations as opposed to just taking it out of the app store. And they did. So it was kind of like this crazy historic thing. I was with a bunch of girls on Saturday night and like, I opened TikTok and it was 10 30.

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But I also think like the not showing up to events. I think that's like a core part of Alex's network is throwing these events. And not only can you come and meet Alex, but you can come and meet all the other unwell swirlies. Like they just did one in Philly. That's like, I think a huge part of their like, business strategy.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's definitely layered. Yeah, it's a layered one. My coccidinia is so fucking bad today. Like, oh, if you're watching on YouTube, it looks like an actual grandmother is hosting this podcast. Coccidinia is strong. Thank you. Me and my community really want to just genuinely thank you for the advocacy you've done for us.

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And we are going to give you our Ambassador of Hope Award. Oh, there weren't any other contenders. So thank you.

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It's been so long since we did a show. Like I forgot how much news there was.

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I have to imagine everything Trinity, because Trinity's been making news, you know? And I imagine it's all sanctioned by Richelle. So for that, like, I feel good.

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It wasn't even midnight and they closed down early. It was really crazy. So it was like, it was, it was just this like exciting, not in a positive or negative way, but just like an exciting thing to be a part of. And it was really crazy to see like how the media landscape was shifting, how people were talking about it, where people were going.

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No, Samantha, no. Who hasn't seen her in years. Right, right. And also another thing that came out, and, you know, I had seen a couple of DMs about this, people being like, actually, I only got it from one girl. It must have been the same girl who submitted to Dumas. She was like, please don't include my name.

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But like, I am in Japan and I saw Rachel and Matt together the day they announced their breakup. And I was like, wait, what? And then that girl, maybe it was the same girl, maybe someone else wrote into Dumas being like, hi, I'm in Japan. And I literally saw these two the day they announced they broke up and showed a picture. So the timeline is coming together.

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It's still pretty vague, but they weren't in London, which I think a lot of us could have guessed them having, but they were together the day that they broke up and they were also on a trip. That is really unbelievably strange. And the more, this is just like, it's seriously so weird, the whole thing.

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And I don't know who's going to speak first.

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you just really never know like what's going on. Cause I think a lot of people would have considered them like a really, really strong, everything seemed to be perfect couple. And not only is that not the case, but like now of course people do things like, nefariously, but you know, people go back and say, well, this was something weird that Matt did.

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And a lot of like his comments or things that, you know, pulled from a podcast, like it's not giving like supportive husband. Yeah. Especially when it comes to like, anytime they were asked about proposals, it was very much like him making her wait. And how funny is that? It's literally not.

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And it's not always in good faith.

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Like I'm not fully like all signs indicates like Matt being the villain here, but I haven't seen enough for a hundred percent foolproof. Like I need to know. Yeah. I need to know more before I can really.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And it coming back less than 24 hours later was seriously like one of the lamest things anybody could have done. Like it was so pick me, so like attention seeking. I was just, when it came back, I wasn't even like relieved and I missed it. Like I was, do you know how many times I opened TikTok in that 14 hour span? When it came back, I was like, wait, no, like go back.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Tourney's moving. I meant to acknowledge, thank you for opening up the space for me. This is my final full week in this studio, which has housed us for so many years, and I'm not even remotely sad, but I feel we must acknowledge this monumental moment.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Did we learn nothing from Nikki Glaser? Like give it to the, give it to the renegade. Like the same group of people hosting everything. Trevor Noah is now a Jimmy to me.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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You guys know I saw Trevor Noah one time in real life and he had like a really big tushy. It was just, it's something that doesn't get spoken about enough. Maybe you can add it to the list of Claudia's favorite stories. We were at Soho House having brunch and it was buffet. So he got up to go to the buffet and it was definitely the pants.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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It was just not, it wasn't giving, it wasn't gone long enough. And first of all, I saw such like really crazy content from people like crying, sobbing, screaming, crying, throwing up. Like it really kind of put into perspective for me, like we actually as a society could have used a break.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Cause they were like tight khaki, which is just a choice when you have like a big ass. And he's wearing a belt too that was like cinching his waist. And it was just, it was giving BBL. Like it really was.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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So the Grammys are not going to be giving like a diatribe like we did when Nikki laser did the Grammys and Oscars. And then we came on here and gave like a whole hour long speech about how amazing it was. There will be no such speech.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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There was like a theory that the Oscars were gonna be canceled this year. Oh, and it was so funny. It was making me laugh. Not that it's funny, but like there was a TikTok from like CNN, like something legit that was like, Oscars heavily considering- canceling stream just because it's like so out of touch, right? And it's just like, and that's what people want to talk to do, right?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Like cancel this sort of extravagant thing, jacking the comments. We're like, well, wouldn't it be better for them to put it on and donate the proceeds? So it's like, you literally can't win. If you cancel, like you're not helping. And if you go and donate, you're not helping and you're out of touch. Like it was actually funny to me to see like both sides of the coin.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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I'm like, okay, well people are just impossible. Well, that's the moral of the story. People are just impossible. People are also complex. And I think that's really reflected in this week's Dear Toasters. Jackie, there is the craziest one. I'll save it for last.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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So DT, Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where Jackie and I help three swirlies in need. They write to us about things that are going on in their lives, whether it's relationship related, work related, hygiene related. Sometimes we have a hygiene one today.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And so whatever you need help with, if you ever are finding yourself in a pickle being like, I would love to hear from this fabulous swirlies that I listen to every day. You actually can write in to us, deartoasters at gmail.com or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Scroll down, there's a little submission box. Both are totally anonymous. Are you ready? Mm-hmm. Hello, swirlies.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Okay, you have permission to laugh at this absolutely insane conundrum I found myself in. My husband is perfect in every way, but over the course of our marriage, there have been a few times that he has forgotten to flush the toilet, which is not the concern I'm, of course, bringing you today, although it is insane.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And I think we actually could have used more than 14 hours, like give it 24 perhaps, like just so people could perhaps reset and touch grass. So- And now that it's back, like people are like, it's different. TikTok's not the same. Like, and I feel like we hyped it up so much because I actually know what people are talking about.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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My concern is that the few times this has happened, there has been no toilet paper in the toilet. I'm starting, it's poop. Just to be clear. My concern is that the few times I've seen this has been on toilet paper and I'm starting to get seriously concerned that he isn't wiping his tissue. Do I ask him or just like let him do his thing?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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It's kind of embarrassing for him and I'm sure no man wants his wife asking if he wipes his butt, but I also need him to start wiping his butt if that's the case.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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I would like to offer like one sort of like saving grace alternative that like maybe just maybe the poops that he has not flushed are poops you took before a shower. Because sometimes if you're about to get in the shower, unless you have explosive diarrhea, you don't need to wipe. I would, but you don't have to. Have you ever, ever done that? Personally? Yeah. Yeah, okay, I have.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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If I made a pargy loaf that was sort of- Oh my God, that is so crazy.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And then you go to the shower to literally wash your ass. What is this toilet paper going to do compared to my body wash? No, but it's step one. For sure, I'm just offering an alternative.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And this is just a great reminder of the thing one time, speaking of your friend Sam, who stayed at your house this weekend, who's your new best friend, who you don't need me anymore because of.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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For sure, for sure. Fuck her. No, I'm kidding. Her husband one time said, like, truly one of the most profound things to me that I never forgot. Do you know what I'm about to say? I do. About wiping your butt. He was just like, it's really so crazy that, like, 99% of Americans feel it's sufficient to wipe their asses after, like, making a duty with toilet paper.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Because, like, let's say you got a, it's like, it's duty on your skin, right? Let's say you got duty on your finger. Would you just wipe it away with toilet paper? Like, no, you would use soap. So I, ever since then.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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So I just want to say that I, ever since then, my house has always fully stocked. I use like adult wipes. Cottonelle is my favorite brand if anybody cares, but I'll take whatever I can get. And I think more people need to get comfortable. I know in other countries, bidets are like really popular. Like they're even like public toilets and shit. That's like extreme for me.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Like it's not hitting in the way that it did before because it was going away. So we were all excited. Now it's just this like thing, like it's used. Yeah. Like I, people are like Bethany Frankel's like starting a conspiracy that it's about the drones. She's like, I'm not seeing any more content about the drones. Like a lot of people are thinking like Chinese communist party.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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But I think a wipe, like as a country, the fact that we don't use more wipes, like there should be wipes in every major public restroom.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Right, like when you're having sex, like does it smell like poop?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Okay, this one's really crazy. Okay. Hi, Swirlies. I'm a working married mom of two. A few months ago, I got a comment on a TikTok video I posted from a fake account telling me that my husband was cheating on me. It turned out to be true, and that is being dealt with. My problem is whoever this person is that messaged me will not stop posting videos of me.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Screenshots of TikTok messages she sent me. But when I blocked her, she tagged my business or she'll tag my sister. I can't get away from her. Who is she? What does she want? Do I ignore it? Sincerely, an annoying toaster who doesn't have time to deal with this bitch.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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This is like so crazy to happen to just like a civilian, you know? Not like a... Celebrity.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Yeah, or slept with your husband once and didn't get the relationship out of it that she wanted, so she's trying to take you down. There are, not services, but there are people on the internet who are FBI investigators who can find out who's behind a Finsta. And if it's really bothering you, because I kind of would want to know too, or honestly, if your husband

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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is in the doghouse, that would be a great opportunity. Be like, I need the names of everybody you slept with so I can cross-reference them with my stalker. And then once you find out the identity of the stalker, she's lost all of her power, right? The power is in the anonymity. So you can then go to her place of business and give her a little bit.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Go to the brothel where she works and give her a little bit of her own medicine.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Yeah, like on your way out after burning the house down, if you could just be decent for 30 seconds, that would be great. Yeah. So I would start with him. Finding out the identity of your stalker is I think the first step in taking your power back. This third and final Dear Toasters is one of the craziest ones that maybe we've ever had on our show. Not to be dramatic. Hello, Jackson Claude.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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I desperately need your advice. My husband and I are very close with two other couples. My husband has known the guys since college. We all have kids the same age. We take trips together throughout the year and we're pretty much together every weekend. All this is to say we are very close. Well, here's my dilemma.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Like, I don't think it's that. I just think it's like psychological. Like we hyped this thing up so hard. And then it came back and it's just an app like with dumb videos. Like I, it's just been, it's been really crazy. Like, and I actually, I'm kind of over like the whole conversation. I don't even care anymore.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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I was on my husband's phone looking for an email from my son's school to forward to myself. While looking, I noticed he had sent multiple naked photos of me to the two guys in our friend group. And the two guys had also sent naked photos of their wives to my husband. Some of the photos were ones I had taken myself and sent to my husband, and some he had taken of me that I had never seen before.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Obviously, I feel weird about this, and I don't know what to do. Do I tell the other wives, aka my closest friends, do I confront the guys about it? Help. Love ya. Now, what comes to mind immediately? That guy in France. A thousand percent Gisele Picoult or whatever her name is. If you don't know the story, it is probably one of the most

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Her name is Giselle Pelicot. Yeah. So he was, and the, the, the trial just happened. It was like 70 men. were all found guilty of like gang rape and him like taking pictures of his daughters too, selling them, daughters-in-law, selling, so it was one, I didn't even know humans could be that depraved. It was huge news in France and it made its way over here because they all were just found guilty.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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I haven't stopped thinking about that story. Like it was so upsetting. She would go to the doctor with all these like, health issues.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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She had no idea she was being raped every night. Oh my God, like seriously so crazy. And honestly, I don't wanna be dramatic. And I know everybody says Trini gets dramatic. This is giving her husband energy. Like taking nude photos of your wife, Without her knowledge, it's such a crazy, weird thing to do. Sending them to other people.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And not me telling everyone like, cause you know, I'm kind of like a social media expert, you know? Like, so when I was with a bunch of my friends on Saturday, they're like, do you think like it's going to come back? Like, what do you think? And I was so adamant. I'm like, there's no way Trump is going to bring it back. Like this was his thing. He hates TikTok. He hates China. Like this is like,

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Like now we are entering the territory of you're a criminal to me.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Because even like, of course, like you think about like- On its surface, let's say like best case, they're just like freaks sharing. That's grounds for divorce, in my opinion. Let's say even if it's nothing more disturbing, sinister, evil than that. Like, bitch, I'm walking around my house naked. That's the most- like, what's the word I'm looking for?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Private, like, intimate, and you're taking pictures and sending it to your friends? That's grounds for divorce. I think there's something even more disturbing going on under the surface. I don't even know what it is. So the fact that the three of them do this, they're doing something worse with these photos. These are fucking freaks. I agree.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And even if they're not doing something worse, that is not your man. Your man protects you. Your man loves you. Your man would fight to the ends of the earth to keep your body like your private space.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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this man is your enemy he's the devil yeah call the police call call the police comma call their mothers yeah sometimes calling someone's mom is more powerful than calling but sometimes like you know people end up being so fucking crazy because they have crazy parents too like sometimes you'll tell someone your son did this and they're like so so sometimes it's not a foolproof plan the the mother's thing but sometimes calling someone's mom especially if they have like a you know

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Like an immigrant parent, they don't fuck around like this. It's very cultural too sometimes. Call their parents. Yeah. But Jackie's right, get all the evidence first before he knows you're onto him. Because you sat, like this is so far fetched. I've never heard of this. You need, like take your phone and film the chat. Film the chat, film his phone while you're scrolling through the chat.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Like I think, because too many screenshots that leaves a paper trail. Nope. And video, this can be edited. Video can't be edited. Film the fucking chat. Yeah, good idea. And you send that shit to the wives. I like that you know and you have a little bit of head start because you need, people are going to think, they're going to doubt you because it's so crazy. You need unequivocal evidence.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Did I, by the way, did I over exaggerate or like hype up too much? No, but now I feel sick. I know. That's why I left it for last so we can just wrap it up. Okay, let's wrap up. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show. Wait.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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This is like the Trump thing. And I'm like, guys, it's definitely not like being so like speaking with such conviction cut to like literally three hours later, it's back up. Like I'm embarrassed.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Yeah, no, I was just like speaking with like the utmost conviction. And I think people like, you know, like the respect when I say when it not comes to everything, obviously, but like TikTok, like, yeah, she knows probably. And I was like, guys, it's not coming back. Like, say your goodbyes. Travis has never met Taylor. Correct. It's giving Travis has never met Taylor.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And I think let this be a lesson to people who make a living on TikTok, whether that's like through TikTok shop or your content creator. Diversify your platforms. We have 90 days now. That's three months. Like really get to work because this is a platform that is like kind of finicky. Like it's here, it's there, it's not there. It's China, it's America. Like you've been given a warning.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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So now you have three months to hustle.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And this was my biggest disappointment because I feel like it was such a wasted opportunity for Instagram because we have known for like a real month now that like TikTok has this date. And the fact that Instagram didn't do what they usually do and just copy TikTok's algorithm, their format, everything, we would have moved over.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Like if it was even remotely similar, it wouldn't have been such a big deal for TikTok to go. But like when Instagram came out with Instagram stories, like we were all like, oh, this sucks. And then we all just eventually transitioned over and stopped using Snapchat stories. They do this thing where they copy everyone and we all make fun of them.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And then we end up becoming, you know, primary storytellers on Instagram. So I didn't understand why, like, cause we were left with nothing. Reels, I'm sorry. And I know you like love it. It is not a... sufficient alternative to TikTok. Not only is the algorithm not as smart, I don't really feel like it targets what I need to see. The interface is not as user-friendly.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Why didn't they spend the last month doing their usual control C, control V? Copy that shit. I thought that was a wasted opportunity from the man who's known for copying other competitive platforms.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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In the midst of coronavirus. Who remembers Turdy and Jax's eviction era? That was probably one of my most fun times.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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I think that I wouldn't have been surprised. I think what the cool thing about TikTok is, is that like you're seeing content from people you really don't know. And when you scroll your Instagram feed, it's people you follow. Yeah, they sprinkle in like things you might like, and it's never something I would even be remotely interested in.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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I wish that they had, well, now the opportunity is lost, but if they had created like a second feed where you could swipe and see like, you know, people you don't follow, things you might be interested, just like a feed of not your following, but just a...

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Okay. Like, I don't know why I like only get slime. I don't, I don't partake in slime culture. There's so much slime and I don't know. It's just TikTok knows me better than I know Claude South. Yeah. And that's what I'll miss. Well, it's back. There's nothing to miss. There's nothing to miss. It's back. We also, I meant to tell you, have your toasters today, and they are so crazy.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Oh, it's first three. I thought it was three total. I'm like, that's a lot of hoopla for, you know.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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It's just being embarrassing, like...

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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I started on Friday night, the Molly Mae documentary. And it occurred to me, like as I started watching it, like I'm actually not a Molly Mae fan. Like I didn't watch Love Island. I don't watch her YouTube videos. I like her and her man as a couple. And I feel like I like them like through osmosis from you. And I was like forcing Ben to watch it.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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It's true. We sought refuge here, and it was a home to us, but nobody else would have us. And while I am really excited because my new studio is so much closer to my house, and I don't know if I mentioned that it's 11 degrees today. I want to put, you're right, some honor and some respect on these four walls. These four walls came down around us. Do you remember that Miley Cyrus song?

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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And like when I forced Ben to watch something, like I need to feel really passionate about it. And especially in the beginning, like they weren't talking about the Tommy stuff. And I was just like, I feel like I grow boss too close to the sun. Like this actually isn't for me.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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I don't know, there's just something about her that's... She kind of sounds like an equivalent, not now because she's evolved so much past YouTube, but like an Emma Chamberlain. Why did Emma Chamberlain, out of all the YouTube swirlies, get this chokehold on America? Her original content, she was just a regular girl who would get manicures and wear her hair in a high pony.

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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She had a certain aesthetic that was very Gen Z, but it wasn't...

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Benedict Ray Cyrus: Tuesday, January 21st, 2025

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Yeah, I wouldn't say her personality in her YouTube videos that like shot her to fame, like was so outrageous. Like it was just like, she was literally just a girl. Like when she was like living at home, like when she really, like before she blew up. It was just like girly, swirly content.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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And so that episode is this episode. It'll be the second half of today's episode. We sat down with Kiki. She has a new book coming out and it was like really very much at a glance of her life and her career, which we wanted to talk to her about anyway. There are so many projects, True Jackson VP, Scream Queens, Akilah and the Bee, that mean so much to us.

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Moana 2 drops any day now. Any day now. I'll be at the theater. Our first story, the stories are kind of random today. I would say they're all of equal import. So like... In no particular order. In no particular order. However, this one kind of made me chuckle because John Stamos is getting dragged for wearing a bald cap in solidarity with cancer-stricken Dave Coulier.

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So Dave Coulier... I want to say it's Coulier. Coulier... Coolier announced this week that he has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer. And so John Stamos took to Instagram to share a photo with his friend, Dave. They're both from Full House, who was smiling with a freshly shaven head amid his battle with stage three non-hunchkin lymphoma.

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So then John Stamos posted a picture of them together and said, nothing like throwing on a bald cap and flexing some Photoshop skills to show some love and solidarity with my bro. So he put on a bald cap to stand with Dave Coulier. Now. This is the most Hollywood thing ever. Like. This is the craziest thing ever.

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People know like when you're someone that you're really close to, like has to shave their head for cancer. Like it's something that some people do is to shave their head in solidarity.

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Oh my God. When I see videos like of people shaving their head and then like their partner who's shaving the head for them will start shaving their own head. Like I guarantee crying. Like I, it's the sweetest, most selfless thing.

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And I imagine it's obviously not the most important thing when you're going through like a life changing illness, but losing your hair, I think, especially as a woman, like it can be one of the hardest parts. Like you feel like you lose a piece of your identity. So for your husband or wife or whatever to like, it's the most beautiful thing for real.

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And she's my favorite type of celebrity in the sense that she is not shy about talking about the things that made her famous. I think a lot of the times- Especially when you're a child actor. You don't want to talk about the project that everybody knew you from, True Jackson VP. You want to talk about your new project. And she was so cool about like talking about everything.

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yeah it really is so um john samuels didn't do that but what he did do is he put on a bald cap to show dave his love and support now i want to say if dave isn't mad then i am not either however i think we can talk about like how really bizarre this is like i'm not mad and even if this is offensive like like i'm not the one to say like this is wrong But this is ridiculous.

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I feel like if anything, if I'm Dave in this situation, like it makes me feel worse. You know, like is my culture a costume to you? Like you get to then take off your cap. Right. And I do think it's like very on brand with John Stamos. Like he loves his hair. Uncle Jesse was like the whole thing. Like don't touch my hair.

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And again, if Dave thinks this is cool, like I'm cool with it, I'm just, I'm definitely confused.

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No, and I never would expect John Stamos to shave his head. No.

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Like his hair is like, you know, that's like. Samson. Giselle's legs. Like it's, that's his thing. So it's not expected. But the fact that he like would go to this length to show us that he won't shave his head, like really puts a flag on it. As opposed to just like posting something nice for his friend Dave. I would have never thought John Stamos should be shaving his head.

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But now he puts on a ball cap and I'm like, John Stamos should be shaving his head. Agreed. I never would have expected it now that he put the cap on. Like now, and now we've said it.

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Yeah. Now really all he can do to get out of it is shave his head. Not only that, and like donate his hair, like auction it off. Highest bid goes to cancer research. I want to say, and I don't think we talked about it, like America's sweetheart, someone who we all grew up with, Dave Coulier, being diagnosed with cancer is so sad.

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And he's handled the whole thing, you know, as you would expect, like America's

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comedy sweetheart too and it's so sad and so the fact that we're talking about this is like so stupid um but it was an incredibly weird thing for John Stamos to do and I think that we need to talk about it yeah and people are talking about it they're dragging him again like I think it's like mostly innocuous like we don't need to like cancel John Stamos no I think so far it's all in good fun people do silly things and they kind of miss the mark like we just gotta let them know mark equals missed 1000% that's all this is

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Yeah. It's definitely not what I would have done. Yeah.

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And like nobody asked, you know? That's the biggest thing.

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And I'm sure that these two are like close, but I don't think they're like brothers. You don't?

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I feel like you have to be like brothers to do this. To actually shave your head, you have to be like brothers.

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I feel like they're like brothers. By the way, I don't know follow either of them. I didn't watch like the reboot, but I just feel like, especially with like Bob's passing. It's like the two of them. And I imagine there's a brotherhood there.

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It's kind of a viral sound of ours. We haven't even discussed.

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And she's just one of us. Like she's a mom. She's 31. So like I just felt real. And not my child literally meeting Kiki Palmer. Literally. Literally. Things my child has done, not.

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Yeah, no, that's actually a good call. I forgot about the Bob of it all. Well then in that case, like if they are brothers, shave your fucking head. Yeah. Or stay quiet. I just, I love those videos. Like I think like that and military homecomings, like seriously.

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Military homecomings. I haven't watched one in so long because I just like, I can't carve out a day for crying.

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My TikTok knows and like I'm constantly being served with compilations of like, I love when it's a surprise too. Of course. And a young child. Yes. Oh, oh, oh. Maybe like at their school. At their school. It's always in the gymnasium.

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When everybody else's parents like came to the event, but they didn't expect their father or mother because they're serving. Then they turn around, bam. Obsessed. Obsessed.

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So the jury's out on like on how I think this will affect John Stamos is like seriously his standing in America because he is like extremely well liked by all different generations. And like this is a bad look honestly. Yeah. And not because. Oh my God. And not because of the bald. I also want to say like just not to make everything about me. Total tangent.

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This has nothing to do with John Stamos but I was feeling a little hungry and I have a yogurt next to me. Yeah. Are you giving yourself license to eat on the podcast? I will be eating on the podcast. I will not be into my microphone and I will make sure like nobody hears like a lick.

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But if you see me on YouTube like that, and do you know how many times I've sat here with like a yogurt or a cracker next to me dying to eat it? But that would be so obvious. So just know like, please get off my jock. I will not make any sounds. Misophonia, you'll be fine.

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Yeah, you eat your yogurt while I read the text of the stories, okay? So I'm gonna go into our next story, which is also very much for Turdy. There's a lot of layers here because Sabrina Carpenter took her short and sweet tour to LA and the stars were out.

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No, it was so much fun. I'm so excited for everyone to listen to it. And I feel like we could have been so much more annoying like teasing it.

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However, two stars that we do need to discuss are Katy Perry and John Mayer was spotted catching up at her concert on Sunday, nearly a decade after calling it quits. So of course they arrived separately. They did not come together, but he was sat right behind Katy in the VIP section. And in the video that was shared on Dumois, Katie could be seen turned around and chatting with him.

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for a while they seemed deep in conversation as they waited for the show to start.

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Now there's two things going on here. I'm so glad you brought up Sabrina's concert in LA because I was so happy to see like her really getting her flowers. So many celebrities, Hailey Bieber, Kendall Jenner, like all the swirlies were out. Blue Ivy. I saw. Like everyone's, everyone famous and everyone's famous as kids. Like I love that Sabrina's having this moment. She is so well-deserved.

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So I just wanted to say that before we dive into what actually happened. Now I saw this video and you guys know like Probably one of the happiest times I've ever... One of the happiest times of my life was when John Mayer was dating Katy Perry. I was so invested in their relationship. I thought that they were perfect for one another.

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And we really kept it in our pants. Yeah.

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When they went to the Grammys and she wore that seafoam dress and he wore that blue. You could add it to the list of Claudia's favorite stories. It's there. It's already there. It is... Oh, my God. And then I saw them in concert at Barclays Center. I saw him in concert at Barclays Center. And I just knew he was going to bring her out. They have a song together. And he did. Love who you love.

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Yeah, we really did. It's also, I just watched it the other day, such a good episode. She was making us cackle. It's a little scary to meet someone you really idolize. For me, my favorite thing about Kiki is not her projects, it's her personality. My favorite types of videos to watch are Kiki just being Kiki.

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So good. Actually, that song's not that good. But whatever. Like, I was obsessed with these two. And I still, for a long time, I think, held out a little bit of hope. Although now, I actually don't think that they're right for one another. Yeah. So to see them be friends, like, brought me joy. And I think that, like, Katie is so moved on in her personal life.

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I think she's so in love with Orlando Bloom. They have a child together. Like,

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I don't think she like sits up at night thinking about John Mayer at all I don't know that John Mayer doesn't so here's the thing I was reading more into this story and yes she moved on one year after they broke up but he has not been in a serious relationship since um it seems that he's had a hard time getting over her in 2017 he released a song called still feel like your man which he admitted was about her in the song oh my god I didn't know that in the song he sang like a man

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He sings about keeping an excess shampoo in the shower in case she ever comes back and holding on to old letters because he fears he is, quote, never going to find another person like her. Oh, my God. I don't know if I ever knew that song was about Katy Perry.

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For him, she is the one that got away. But I also feel like he kind of says that about everyone. It's like he won't get serious about any of the girls that he's with. But once they leave, he's like, they were the best thing that ever happened to me.

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Please come home. I have your shampoo. Meanwhile, he has like six bottles of different shampoo. He is so toxic. That is so fucking true. But I don't know if I put together that he really hasn't been in like a big public long-term relationship since then. Although I do believe he is like secretly dating Kiernan Shipka for a while, which I think is absolutely disgusting.

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Well, speaking of disgusting, that's kind of harsh, but like, what do you think he was doing at Sabrina's show? Like, do you think he has a crush on Sabrina?

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Definitely, by the way. I was actually thinking that. I think he like thought like, yeah, why he would be there.

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That's actually an amazing point. I think he has a crush on Sabrina. I'm sure Sabrina heard that he's like there at VIP and she's freaking out because it's John Mayer. And I feel like they're going to like go on a date. Maybe we'll never hear about it because it won't work out. But like, I feel like he would be interested in her and I actually think she would be interested in him.

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We haven't. Yes, there's like two sounds on TikTok that whenever anybody wants to like reference The Toast or even acknowledge The Toast, they'll use. And it's happy Thursday that feels like a Friday because we're fucking celebrating, bitch. Hey, hey, there's kids that listen with their kids in the car. You yelling at me. That's the first. And then the other is like another random.

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Now, let me say this. You guys know I'm like off my John Mayer. I'm like, he's not my crush anymore. Like I'm off my John Mayer obsession.

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By the way, and in January, he said, people don't think I want to be married. I absolutely want to be married.

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Like he's looking- But just to say that doesn't mean it's true. We've seen you for 20 years not act that way. Now, I am off my John Mayer shit. I still love him as an artist, but he's no longer my crush. Honestly, if he asked me out on a date, I would say no. I'm being dead serious. And that's not because I'm with child. With another man's child. That has nothing to do with it.

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I just like, I'm so over him. And having said that, I would absolutely love for him and Sabrina to go out on a date, even though it's still so age inappropriate. Like how old is she? She's always a little older than you think she's going to be.

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She has Disney. So I always think of her as like young. She's 25. Oh. Frente's there. And what is he, 40? He's over 40. No, to be honest, I wasn't expecting her to be 25. At this point, she can make her own choices. He's 47. That's pretty old.

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No, I'm sorry. He's disgusting. Okay, and how old is Kiernan Shipka? Because he knows that it's wrong that he dates Kiernan Shipka, so they are never spotted physically together. She's 25. He likes a 25-year-old kid. Every time he is paparazzi leaving or going to a restaurant or a bar or a party she is spotted then leaving or going the same restaurant 10 minutes later.

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And it's a little daunting because like what if they're like a miserable person and it's all for show. She was hysterical. Like exactly what you would hope your fave would be.

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They are 100% seeing each other and it's been a long time and like I just want to say I think it's disgusting.

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But I just want to say if I'm Kiernan and like that's my man and he went by himself or with his boys to see Sabrina. another 25 year old who I know he would be into. Cause she's like a musical genius and adorable. I'd be mad. I don't think they could be together. And he's at the concert. They made a broken up yesterday.

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And his music is like, it's not for her music. It's not for John Mayer. I'm sorry. Like what are seriously, Ariana, what are you doing here? Like get out. Yeah. He's, I've had such a 180 on him.

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Like I actually think he's gross. You think he's yucky? I also, the only reason why I'm not like, like so against the idea of them going on a date is because of Barry. She has got to be done with him. Barry's got to go. Even if John just like shows her that there's something else out there.

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Even if John is the vehicle, literally and physically, to get her away from Barry, I'm fine with it. Yeah. Like, whatever happened to, like, nice, normal, age-appropriate guys? Like, I can't. Honey, it's Hollywood.

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I know, and I don't want Sabrina getting caught up with, like, I think John Mayer has, like, a connection to, like, a really disturbing part of Hollywood, like, because he's been around for so long. I don't want Sabrina a part of it. I agree.

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Stay away from Brainerd. Also, this is not a story, but her Netflix trailer for A Nonsense Christmas dropped, revealing tons of special guests. It looks exactly what you think it would look like, like, gargi-pargi Christmas... girly sets. I had like a negative thought when I saw the trailer. What? Like why so many guests? You know, like I'm here for Breeder.

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Trust your faves. Trust your faves. But that's also why she's a dream guest because of her as a person. Like not just her characters which it's like that's not her. It's not. Yeah. No we were really able to just like chat. I didn't even look down at my notes.

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I agree, especially because like the guests don't really do it for me. Of course, the first name was Taylor Swift.

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no if it was like if it was designed for me maybe i would like it but like i don't know i just can anyone just have their moment like this obsession with guests i know oh my god i was i've been feeling that way so much last night i actually had like i was sad i was like i want to watch something i texted you what's on my content plate then i realized i didn't want to watch a show like i don't have the attention span i just wanted to watch like a cooking show and i went to netflix just to search cooking show and it's all they don't have one cooking show just like a woman in the kitchen or a man but i prefer a woman

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just cooking and talking to me. That's all I wanted. They should add that to their repertoire. But then I went back to that Martha show I was watching. It's just called Martha. But there are so many things that they do with her where they make her have guests on every episode. And I'm like, I don't want to watch Martha teach someone how to cook. I want her to teach me how to cook.

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I agree, this obsession with collaborating and guests, I don't like it. No, it's such low-hanging fruit. And you're in a bad place. Not Sabrina. I'm sorry, I'm not talking about Sabrina anymore. I'm talking about the cooking world. You're in a bad place if that's what you're relying on.

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No, but I think in this day and age, if you want to sell a show, a podcast, anything, you put together a deck and you say, we can guarantee and we're going to have this. This person's network is filled with Chapel Row. Stop. I want Sabrina.

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I want Sabrina. only Sabrina so Chapel Roan, Tyler, Shania Twain and then a bunch of like cameos from like actors and people that's so unnecessary Cara Delevingne, Keenta Brunson, Kyle Mooney from SNL like why a bunch of other people I'm gonna watch it I'm sure I'll like it but I am complaining oh and um is this who I think it is yeah Jillian Bell okay I really like her I like her too

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It was really fun. So I'm excited for everyone to listen. It'll be at the end of this episode which is sure to be poppin'.

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Okay, well, are you ready for our next story, number three? I am. Some Pete Davidson news out of nowhere, a couple things. Pete Davidson checks into rehab for the second time this year after a secret relationship with The Bachelor alum Maria Georgios.

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I thought he was doing well. Like, he was getting his tattoos removed. I thought he'd been, like, offline for, like, this whole year. kind of like in a rehab of sorts.

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Yeah, so, and he was dating Madeline and then they broke up and he went to rehab and then apparently, For the last few months, he's been dating Maria from The Bachelor. And then he went to rehab in Florida fairly recently. He's in pretty bad shape and he's just not in a good place. And I guess he ended things with Maria.

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I'm really focused on like the Maria of it all because I actually, I really like that relationship. And I feel like it's rare for him to date someone and we not know about it. Right. And we're really getting into the era. For so long, it was like male reality stars with female celebrities. But now we're getting like the female reality stars with male celebrities. And I'm so here for that.

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You'd love to see women in male-dominated fields. Yeah, you really, really do. So I guess it didn't work out. Probably not the right time for him, but I could see it.

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I really wish him the best. I feel like he's a perfect example of, like, everybody looks at fame and they're like, I want it, I love it, yeah, yeah. And, like, I think for him it was really destructive, like, to be that level of fame. But he wasn't even famous for, like, his skill, right? He was just, like, famous for... I don't even know what. And I think that like it was really destructive.

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Sure to be popping. It's going to be video and audio. So if you're watching on YouTube or listening as a podcast. Oh, speaking of, you know what I found out today? What? Do you know that like if you go on Spotify like to a random episode, every episode of like a podcast, there's a comment section on Spotify.

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And I feel bad for him. Like I seriously just wish him the best.

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But also like for his comedy. That's how he like got famous. He was the youngest cast member on SNL. Like maybe too young. Maybe he got this all like too fast too soon. And it's like hard. Yeah. For him to find a way to live a happy life. Like balance.

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Yeah. Yeah. And the whole thing was happening while he was living with his mom. Like it was all so quick and bizarre. And I seriously just wish him the best. Yeah. I hope that. this like is the most effective treatment. Yeah, me too.

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Are you ready for our next story? Kind of like crazy news. Not crazy news, just like a weird story. So Cynthia Erivo went on Armchair Expert and Dax Shepard asked her if her towel and nails get in the way when she wipes. No, he did not. Yeah, and it's kind of like an awkward exchange. So while appearing on Armchair Expert.

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Her what nails? Her talon nails. Because she has those really long fingernails.

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T-A-L-O-N. It's like a claw almost. I've never heard that word before.

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But you're just talking about regular long acrylic nails. But hers are super long.

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Yeah. Yeah, like the super long Khloe Kardashian, Sheena Shea nails. So while appearing on Armchair Expert, he asked Cynthia if her long talon nails make it difficult to wipe her behind after going to the bathroom. Before he even finished asking the question, she knew exactly what was coming. She said, I knew you would ask that question, adding that no one's afraid to ask it.

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She said, my answer is that nobody uses just their fingers to wipe their backside. You use tissue, correct? And you wipe. He then rephrased his question saying, does the tissue go on the tip of the fingernails? It's a good question. Or on your palm. Or do you try to get the tissue? And she said, pads of the fingers. He said, great, great, great. Now we're getting somewhere.

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Then you're just feeling the little... He said, then you're just feeling... the little tickle of the nails on the crack of your butt sometimes. She said this was not the case because she uses tissues. After joking that he would make a mitten out of toilet paper if he had nails like Cynthia. He asked her if she was offended or annoyed by the question. She said, I'm annoyed by it.

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I'm like, come on guys, but I get it. But it's also like, I'm a functioning adult and I've never walked around smelling like, you know. And Shepard felt that because everyone thinks Cynthia smells so good, it begs the question, how are you wiping your tush? She said, very well.

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Okay, here's the thing. Such a funny question. I could see it like falling on, like he was asking the wrong person because I feel like what we've gathered about Cynthia is like she takes herself really seriously.

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I know, and no, no, and by the way, it's like people who really listen, they're like, oh my God.

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she is a little humorless so the fact that she engaged like actually I have a lot of respect for because I could see her like shutting down the question or actually walking out so the fact that she played along and then when he asked he asked like what did you think of that question and she answered honestly like I feel like this was actually a really good exchange for Cynthia Riva like she handled it and we all do wonder and I have to say like in my life like two or three times I have gotten really long acrylic nails and I can attest to what Cynthia is saying like you just make it work like things that you people can't even fathom like opening a soda can like you use this part of your finger like use your knuckle

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That's the beauteous thing about Spotify is you can't even rate a show, give it five stars, if they see that you haven't listened to it. So you can't just like spam it with one star. So you would have to take the time to listen to it. And then by then you would obviously fall in love. So I actually really like their processes.

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You just, your body and your mind have a way of figuring things out. Like it's not, it's like she's not wiping her ass with her fingernails. You know what I mean? Right. So it's a good question because I think people really often wonder it. And I am really impressed.

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When people see those nails, I think their mind first goes to like, how do you wipe your butt?

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I think of how do you pick your nose first.

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You don't think you pick it with expert precision?

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No, because when they're that long, like you no longer have control. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, you don't have control. It's not a part of your body. Exactly. Like you can't feel when the nail is touching something. You don't even know if you're doing it right. Yeah, that's true. So I don't think of butt wiping, but it's on the top three, four, five things, I think.

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First, I always do nose picking and like typing.

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Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't have these nails, but, like, this question would bother me just because, like, I just don't think... Cynthia Reeves, she's just, like, such an acclaimed talent. She's talking about poop. Like, that part is bothersome.

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You don't want people picturing you wiping your tushy and making a doody. Like, it's gross.

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Right, and then the idea that, like, you've got doody on your fingernails, like... It's just not how you, like, I just don't even want to go there.

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I've also never listened to Armchair Expert. Like, I didn't know that that's what they were doing over there. Like, now I'm intrigued. It sounds funny.

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Yeah, she also made a really fire point. And she said, here's the thing. There are people who do not have nails who need to check out their wiping.

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Facts. Oh, okay. Like, this is a good moment for Cynthia Erivo. I think she's coming off looking really good, honestly. Yeah.

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No, she's turning the tables. And it's just funny.

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That is funny. So true. And as somebody who has experienced a first trimester of pregnancy, I have a very low bar now for people who have bad hygiene. I'm sorry. There's really no excuse for you to be smelling the way that you're smelling. In this modern time, unless you seriously don't have a place to live, and I'm not talking about people like that.

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I'm talking about people who have showers in their homes and choose either not to use them or don't know how to effectively use it. I have no, I have no grace for you. Like there's absolutely no reason that you should have body, unless you came from the gym, like you just showing up to work with bad breath, body odor, like stop.

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What's more offensive to you, to your nose right now? Like bad natural body odor, like, and not like horrible stink, but like, you know, a little smelly or like fragrance, nasty perfume, nasty body wash, like overwhelmingly like smelly fruity shit.

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Yeah, I find like manufactured fragrances to be more offensive than somebody's armpits. Yeah. But I also don't, I don't see a lot of people. That's like kind of what I've been doing. So nobody around me, like I actually haven't experienced a lot of body odor except in the streets. Like when you're walking past and New York City is a very tough place to be in a first trimester. It's a smelly city.

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It is a smelly city. There's a lot of humanity. There's a lot of people, a lot of crowds, lots of food trucks, food carts, a lot of different fragrances. And seriously, also so much trash on the street. Like you would die. It is not for the faint of heart.

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And I love to get feedback on an episode from people who actually listen to it, you know? And so I didn't know that Spotify had comment sections. So I was like reading and then I'm like nosy. I went to other people's podcasts because I think it's a good way to see engagement, you know? Like how many comments are you getting versus other people?

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No, you do need fresh air. You should like go see some trees, get a little CO2.

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A thousand percent. And that's why like actually I feel that the air on my balcony is more fresh than the air on the street. Like if I need fresh air, I'll go to the balconies.

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That tracks. You should also go to the park. There's a lot of trees in the park. I've been going to the park. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of trees in the park. The park is really expertly designed. Yeah, it is. You should watch New York by Ken Burns. That's what I watched when I was pregnant. Okay. Just a little something.

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Everyone should watch it if you have like any modicum of curiosity about the history of New York. I don't know. I think you would like it. Sure. Just switch it up. I just did something different. Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is something else you could watch soon that would switch it up? Yeah.

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And actually like last night when I was just like trolling for something to watch mindlessly, like this is what I wanted to be watching. What? Because Carrie Underwood's concert special will be coming to Hulu. Love. Eight time Grammy winner Carrie Underwood will give audiences a front row view of her Las Vegas residency show in a concert special set to air on Hulu in January.

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Carrie Underwood reflection, it's fine, because in December we get like the Nonsense Christmas and like all that. And the live adoption with Josh Groban. Josh Groban, correct. The way, I need to set a timer for that. I gotta put it on my YouTube TV to record it.

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Carrie Underwood Reflection features her greatest hits from nearly 20 years as an award-winning international recording and touring artist, including 14 number one hits and songs from her eight studio albums. I love this.

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This genre of television where it's like concert DVDs, we need more of. And I feel like only the big ones get it. We know Beyonce. We know Taylor. I need more. I love them. I happen to have loved the Ben Platt one. Olivia Rodrigo just did one. We need more of these. I love concert movies. And I don't need... In between songs, seeing them backstage, getting ready, talking about the process.

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No, I just want the whole concert filmed. Yeah.

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I need to, you know what? I'm fucking doing it. I'm starting my content playlist. I don't know. Cause last night, like I really needed it. And now I can remember like search concert DVDs.

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Concert movies. You did want to watch. Nobody wants this. And I feel like people can remember better. Sound off in the comments. What has Jackie been meaning to watch?

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Every day I say, I'll add it to my list. And then I texted Claudia last night. What's on my list? And we came up with nothing. Concert movies.

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What's so great is while that was the Fast Five, it's just getting started, you guys. Kiki Palmer. The show is far from over. The show is far from over. Kiki Palmer is about to join us. You are going to love the episode. You can watch it on YouTube. You can also listen to it as a podcast. She joined us. She was amazing. If you like what you hear, check out her book. It's called Master of Me.

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And we'll chat offline about some of the things that I found.

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It comes out today. So you'll be able to get it if you're like a Kindle user immediately. Or, you know, check it out on Amazon. Our Kiki Palmer interview is brought to you by Carraway. So... Caraway is one of our favorite brands when it comes to kitchenware, bakeware, really anything for the kitchen. Cookware, excuse me.

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Oh my gosh, this is my favorite subject matter.

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Yeah, like hyping ourselves up, comparing ourselves to everyone.

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And this is the season of stews, of chilies, of really home-cooked, homemade, Party meals. And when it comes to Caraway, their pots, their pans, their food storage. What else do I have? I have so many of their, like, what are the words I'm looking for? Baking dishes? Gadgets. Oh, I have those too.

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Gadgets. I use their bread loaf tin. I used it yesterday. Okay. The loaf slides right out.

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I love that. Like they've really thought of everything. And anytime I need something new for my kitchen, now I just go to Caraway. Like if they make it, I'm getting it from Caraway. In addition to the non-toxic, which is fabulous, no toxic materials like PFAs, PTFE, any hard to pronounce chemicals. It's also easy cooking.

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No, no, no. It's my favorite subject matter, like to talk with you offline. Like, you know, the charts. The charts.

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Where we're at, at a glance. Yeah. Good times. I have to say, yesterday's episode was just like cathartic and amazing. And I am so excited. And I was excited before. But like seeing other people be so excited for you, like it makes you so excited.

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You can do it from anywhere. And the touchscreen is such a game changer. You'll be able to swipe through the photos. Tap to see new photos that are sent. There's a little heart button. It'll send like a little thank you to the sender. It's really beautiful. The photos are displayed in HD resolution. You can choose from five different frame styles and two different sizes.

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That's row.co, R-O-C-O slash toast, row.co slash T-O-A-S-T. Thank you to all of our sponsors and... Let's just take a moment to acknowledge this moment. Keke Palmer on the toast. We'll never have this again. I mean, hopefully she'll come back, but you know what I mean. You could always go back and list it again. Of course, of course. And I filmed it at this new studio that I loved in New York.

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How are you feeling today now that you can just like talk about yourself openly? Yeah.

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Me and Keke just look gorgeous. I found this new studio and I'm obsessed with it. So I saw someone be like, is this AI generated? It is. It literally is. I look insanely gorgeous. That's always the nicest compliment.

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Someone be like, this looks like AI. I'm like, well, thank you.

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Thanks, I'm just gorgeous. Thanks, I'm just like a perfect piece of technology. Correct. So you don't have to go anywhere. Kiki's about to start. Enjoy the episode, you guys. We love you and we'll see you tomorrow. Love you. Bye. Welcome back to The Toast. Today's such an amazing day because we are joined by someone who was added to our dream guest list about a year ago.

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you know what, not to be like, you know, classic hormonal mood swing woman. Like I feel a little conflicted about like sharing the journey. Like I have such a pit sometimes when I'm like, oh, I feel like I share too much. Like evil eye, like, I don't know, like too soon, too much. I don't know. It gave me like a pit. And then sometimes I'm like, I'm so glad I shared.

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And she's actually the first person to make it off the list and onto the podcast. So please welcome to the show, Keke Palmer. Hey girl, girl. How y'all doing? This is really exciting for us. I actually don't know how to properly introduce you. Like if you're in the back of a taxi and the driver says, what do you do for a living? Like, how do you even answer that?

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I just try to keep it short, you know. Now, I don't know if you know, this is actually not our first time meeting. Yeah, let me tell you. When I was in college, I was an intern, kind of like an amazing intern at AOL Build. Do you remember that? Yes. And you came in and I was so dazzled by you. Obviously, I grew up watching you.

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You've had like an enormous impact on both Jackie and I. And you were so lovely back then and you were so lovely today. And I was just like, so it's really nice to see people. You know, you never know when you're meeting someone that could be having a day. You have always been like so bubbly and exactly how someone would want you to be.

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And so it's so nice to be a fan of yours and then get to experience that in real life because you really are like a delight. Girl, that made me just smile so big. Thank you. No, it was like one of the best days. And that was seriously like one of the worst internships of my life. Like, hated every minute. But it was so much fun because you would see a lot of celebrities coming in there.

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And people could be, you know, unique in a green room when no one's watching. And you were just lovely.

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Well, yeah, we connected about our horoscopes. We were just talking about horoscopes. What's your sign?

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You know, we prefer to talk about, you know, current events, things like that. You're not like the other girl. We are not like the other podcast hosts. Like we have serious conversations.

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He just told me I'm a water sign. And up until now, that's like been a core tenant of your personality, Claudia. So I'm kind of coming for you. I love to swim. Yes.

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Now, we're so honored to be here because we know you're doing a lot of press. You have a second book coming out. It's called Master of Me. It comes out today. My question for you is like, first of all, you do so many things, right? You sing, you dance, you do pretty much everything. Host, act. Why a book and why a second book?

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Everyone is like loving everything I do. They're saying I'm so real for that. Like, I don't know. I'm really, I told the line between like, I'm not talking about this enough and I'm talking about this too much. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Can I ask you what your relationship with turning 30 was like? Like for me, it just happened. It was, it was hard. I'm like, especially when you do this for a living, like it's a young gal's game. And so 30 takes you to like a new year. Yeah. It was a lot. And I think in Hollywood, they have like a very similar obsession with youth. How did you turn 30?

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Yeah. That, yeah, I think can only come with age. I like that. Do you think that also comes with, because I feel like that's what happened to Jackie. Like when she became a mom, she became so much more settled and like not so, like I'm so rattled by things. Like she, like you cannot rattle this bitch. Like I think, do you think that's part of it too? How old is your baby?

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I don't know. I'll just. So are you going back today? No. I'll just go in waves. If I ever some days like sound like I'm being demure. That's what's going on in my brain. Got it. Or maybe you just like don't have an update. Well I do actually because I went to the doctor yesterday. New sonogram pics just dropped. Um. It was so sick. With each ultrasound, you get so much more.

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I have a two and a half year old and a one year old.

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No, I think that's a really good litmus test. Like, the bar is now so different for you. So, like, how you feel. Like, are your kids good? Then you're good. Literally. And that's a great feeling.

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Yeah. But it also gives you a reason for like doing what you're doing besides just like success and money and fame. Like, no, you're like building something for your son. Yes. Yeah, I love that. Now, let me ask you a question, because when Jackie and I were talking about like what we need to talk to Kiki about, we didn't even know where to start. Right.

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Like you have really been such a positive influence, of course, starting with True Jackson VP. And I did want to know, what do you consider like your big break?

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but it was like a slow burn. Thank you so much. Seriously, they don't make movies like that anymore. Literally, that movie, I'm obsessed with it. Whenever it's on cable, I'm always watching it.

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No, they, like, started putting it all over cable. Like, E movies we love. It's always the E movie we love. Like, I agree. I don't even remember seeing it when it first came out. They're right for that. No. They're right for that.

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like so good we used to watch it all the time like seriously obsessed and you know what's so funny about you because i feel like we've been talking a lot in the culture about child stars right like there's all these documentaries um and you're one of the few people who kind of did both when it comes to like nickelodeon and disney i feel like there's been like two there were always like two separate worlds right two separate channels but you were in jump in with corbin blue you kind of did both and i feel like you're literally like the only person to have ever done that

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Do you have different takeaways? Did you like one more than the other?

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I saw brain yesterday. Okay, pop off brain. Big brain. And I saw nose. It was so cute. And baby was upside down. So the ultrasound tech was like jiggling my stomach just to be like, hey, babe, wake up. Yeah. And then I took walk around the office and have an orange juice and that worked. But the jiggling like of the thing like that wasn't cool. Not your favorite?

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That is so funny. Well, you know, you're actually, like I was saying, we talk a lot about child stars because I think a lot of child stars end up writing books, much like you. And one of our favorite books to reference, like Jeanette McCurdy's book, Josh Peck from Nickelodeon, his book was amazing. And they talk a lot about why child stardom has the reputation that it does, right?

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And so much of what Josh Peck had said that really left, I think, an impact on us is so much of it has to do with your parents' involvement. And then Jeanette McCurdy sort of said that, too, because her mom kind of, and the book goes on about, you know, whatever.

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into it but you have really ended up not only having such a long career but you seem like so sound of mind well adjusted um and i'm curious like what you attribute that to because you were in the trenches with everyone else that's a good question what do i attribute it to what do i attribute it to um i don't want to say just my parents because i don't think everybody has you know what is a terrible you know i mean i think everybody's doing the best they can

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It's not our best moments. I don't think that it really reflects the brand well.

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She was like, next time, like, clearly you respond to sugar. She's like, have you eaten? I was like, okay, I'm so skinny. I'm like, yeah, I literally had Chinese food right before I got here. She was like, try and have some sugar. Baby responds well to sugar. Okay. Yeah. And then I saw Dr. Fox and I just love his calm approach, you know, like so chill.

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Yeah, that's the thing is like money makes it so complicated. It does. And so as a mom, how do you feel like if your kid ever said to you, like, I want to be an actor, a child actor? I mean, I would totally be fine with it.

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Yeah, like that's just like an overall life lesson. You know what I mean? Good lesson.

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Are there any practices that you think that should be in like the child entertainment industry that would yield better results for child actors going forward? Like anything you wish you had on set growing up?

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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I was like, Dr. Fox, Olivia Oshry was screaming at me for sleeping on my stomach. And I think it's like annoying when I come in. I'm like, my sister said this. All I'm like, Jackie said this.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Yeah, that's a good point. You know, we're the same age, and something you wrote about in your book I felt like was so relatable. As, you know, Jackie and I grew up, like, we love TV. I mean, we do pop culture for a living. Like, so many of our, like, family, like, favorite experiences revolve around movies and TV shows.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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And you were explaining, and I thought this was so interesting, that, like, in certain, like, traumatic things you'd been through in your life, you were really only able to understand what was happening to you because you saw it in a movie or a TV show. Yeah.

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When you were saying that you saw an episode of SVU about a child being abused, that was the first time in your life you realized that that was actively happening to you. Yes. And I thought that was really powerful because I think a lot of people our age who grew up watching a lot of TV, I think it informs how we see the world and how we learn things.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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And then that Laura Dern movie, and it helped you realize that you were in a relationship that was a little... I thought that was so interesting and really very self-aware of you to realize. Oh, wow. Thank you. I think...

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Well, I feel like I'm pretty aligned with Dr. Fox. I don't think we're so incongruous in our advice.

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I just, I wonder if he finds it annoying. I'm like, my sister said this.

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Right. And then you become it's full circle because you then become a part of movies and TV show that inform how other people see the world. So it's very shape other people. It's really, I loved that.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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I think that a lot of people, I'd never thought about it before, but I'm like, no, I think definitely, like I understand things that I've been through and different things that I've lived through just because I've seen it played out in a movie or a TV show. It's so, so true.

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Oh, I feel like what a doctor would find more annoying is like Google said this. Google.

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Oh, I think it reflects the brand. Like as good as it could. But like if I were sitting down, like I would, I mean, I would just clip everything. So couldn't be left to me.

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Yeah. Well, I just said, like, my sister Olivia, like, was yelling at me because she found out I've been sleeping on my stomach. And, like, I know you can't sleep on your stomach at a certain point. But until then, like, I'm chilled to do it, right? Yeah. And he was like, yeah, it's like literally, if you could at nine months, it's not bad for the baby. You just can't. It's just uncomfortable.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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You know, I'm going to let Jackie ask you, but I do want to say, I feel like, and this is going to be Jackie's foray into all the questions she has for you about Scream Queens. I feel like Scream Queens is kind of like a more modern version for like a younger crowd of Mean Girls. With the spooky, ooky element.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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I'm due for a Scream Queens rewatch. But you said in your book how like you actually develop a lot as like a human being through some of the roles that you've done. You learn about the character and like teaches you just like a different point of view or like empathy towards that person. So like what do you think is the role that has like taught you the most?

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But at this point in time, like, I'm not feeling anything. And I love sleeping on my stomach. So he said it's totally fine. Yeah. Then I got a little bit of a pit. I'm like, am I taking too many baths? And he was like, that's not a thing. Oh, my God.

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I love that. It's such a, yeah, it's just a quality movie. Okay, well, we have a fun little game for you because you're in so many things that we love and, like, we could sit and, like, talk, pick each one and get a recap on each one.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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For hours, but we want to do, like, a little word association. Like, we're going to mention a movie or a show and just, like, what do you associate with that? Like, first word that comes to mind. Okay. Okay. Akilah and the Bee. Family? Family? Love that. True Jackson VP. Boss.

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Women in business. Women in business, okay? Come on, she was in the representation.

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Early girl boss. Early girl. Were you girl boss like so close to the sun with True Jackson? That is hilarious. It's true.

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Oh, my God. The internet would seriously not be okay.

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wait sorry really quickly speaking of the internet is not okay with everything like everything that you do it's just it's i want to know i i don't and the reason why i think you're so successful at becoming a meme is because you're never trying you're really just being yourself like you didn't realize i'm sorry to this man like what's going to become seriously a part of popular culture when you get out of bed and like you're doing an interview like even here like are you worried at all that like the one thing you're saying is going to become a meme you just have to like embrace it and like you can't think like that

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In my first pregnancy, I would like literally get out my thermometer and make sure that the water wasn't over 104, 102. What is it?

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Is there, what do you think is the biggest, like, meme of yours? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, that was huge. Ha ha ha! That was huge. Also, the gag it. Like, you have so many. Oh, my gosh.

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By the way, literally, like literally me. Using my thermometer in the tub. Oh, no. So I bought a thermometer on Amazon. And like, I guess the only people who are testing bath temperature are babies. So like, I couldn't find one that wasn't like, Elmo, I have like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bath. I was like, where's just like a thermometer?

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But let me ask you a question. You're like one of the very few people to have ever done Hot Ones more than one time. You've been on it twice, right? Oh, yeah. I didn't realize that. Because your first one was so popular. That one was so crazy, too. And you were really on it before the show blew up. Now it's super popular, but your episode was really a part of their come up. Thank you.

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Is it the worst experience on the planet? It looks horrible. No, let me just tell you.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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I haven't been back to see my boo. And they made all those vegan accommodations, right? That was really sweet. Very generous. I was on a crazy diet at that time. No longer am I. Give me the regular wings. Oh, you're eating the real wings. Oh, give me the real wings this time. Okay, Jackie, sorry. Back to Wharton Association.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Do you think that Lea Michele can read? Do you know that conspiracy theory? There's a conspiracy theory on the internet that's largely been debunked because she just did a Broadway play. You have to learn your lines. But there is an internet theory that was actually started by really funny podcasters a million years ago that caught on rapid fire that she cannot read, that she's illiterate.

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So where did they pull it from? They took all these different interviews, her Instagram captions. The belief was that Ryan Murphy hires her because he knows her secret and that he reads his lines to her so that she doesn't have to ever read a script.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Thank you. I'm sure. I never, I, I believe Leah can read. And I also think if she couldn't like in the time that the theory has been out, she's learned to read in that time. So what?

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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And I guess like they don't make adult, why would anyone- You could use your meat thermometer. I didn't think about that. No, I have like a little turtle one. Yeah, what's the temperature you can't go over? Like 105, but the thing that Dr. Fox was saying is like, the difference is like a hot tub is constantly being heated. Right. And it has like so many other chemicals.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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And that's why last year, I remember when it was announced, Jackie and I were so excited that you were hosting SNL because that's like, first of all, like peak comedy, but you have gotten so far off of like, you really like your own talent and your own hard work for so long that seeing you host SNL, you were amazing.

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Like we expected nothing less, but it was so cool to see someone who like utilizes social media and utilizes all facets of the business, like really get yourself opportunities. And that was, you were amazing.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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You talk about in the book how like at a certain point in your career, like you invested in yourself. Like I think it was around the time that you were doing Screen Queens.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Like was that like a conscious choice to like focus on like the key, really to become a master of you as the title is, but like to focus on your brand and like your social media and make that like another tent pole in your business?

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Like a bath, as soon as you get in it, it starts dropping. It's true. Like it's not- He was so not worried. And I just love his very calm approach to everything. Like I've never said something to him and he's been like, ah, you know, he's just like, you're fine. Yeah. He's very chill. He's not easily startled. That's funny. Well, that's great. Yeah, it was.

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I think that everything we do is the greatest thing on the planet. Like it's so true.

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Is there a TV show on right now that you would love to be on that you watch and love and enjoy?

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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That kind of sounded like your Angela Bassett impersonation. But it's funny because Angela Bassett, doesn't she do a show like that? Oh, yeah, she does. She does. 9-1-1. All the greats. You got to get on like, you need, I love being a detective.

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Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I've been sitting here the whole time, and I can't believe I haven't brought this up. Last year at the Christmas tree lighting... You did a song, right? Or one of those Christmas things.

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Oh my God. People don't know. And of course, Bottoms Up. We all knew where we were. We all remember where we were when Bottoms Up came out. Come on. You have such an amazing voice. First of all, I love those Christmas primetime specials. I'm Jewish and I'm like, give me more. I'm obsessed. I was so blown away by your vocals. I've always known that you can sing.

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But you were up there doing better than some of those professional singers who... I had to just tell you that it was literally the best thing I'd ever heard. You're like the female Michael Bublé, you need to do a Christmas album.

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And then like I cleared my whole day after the doctor because there's like fabulous restaurants near the doctor's office. And Ben was like, I have a call. I'm like, what? We're not going to lunch? It was like he didn't take off the whole afternoon for our appointment, which I thought like we were both in alignment on. We can go to Zabar's. Like, I don't know. It was kind of disgusting.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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I have one final question for you, Jackie. Let me know if you have one, anything else. I do want to know, what is Keke Palmer's go-to karaoke song?

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It's such a good song. We don't talk enough about it.

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Everything we do is a moment. That right there. So true. You can make that.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Yeah, just singing, doing your thing. Don't look at me, I'm a talent. My mama gonna get you together, don't play. Oh my gosh. Well, it has really been such a dream. Thank you so much for being here. It's been a toast. Guys, check out Kiki's book. It's called Master Me. You can get it anywhere you get books. It came out today. Good luck with the launch. We're so excited for you.

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And really just like bucket list dream guest. You are even more than we thought you would be.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Totally. It'd be nice. Can't wait. Thank you so much. And by the way, we didn't even talk about it, but check out Kiki's podcast. It's so funny. You're such a great interviewer. A fellow podcaster. A fellow podcaster. We love to see women in the media. Okay, we're meteoring. We are meteoring. So check that out. The book is called Master of Me and we'll see you guys on the next episode. Love you.

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Did you pick stuff up from the market? No, I literally like went straight in the car and went straight home. Like I was grounded.

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You didn't go by turd self? No, we drove and I needed a lift home. He could have waited in the car and taken his call while you went to the market. Well, you went marketing. It was so crazy.

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And we made our next three appointments like with the What's the word? Receptionist. Receptionist. Excuse me. Yes. Not the major day. Food on the brain. And I, we made them all at the same time. They're all like at like three o'clock and I'm like clear schedule, bitch. Like it's dinner after that. Or lunch first. Yeah. Like late lunch appointment, early dinner.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Moment. Well, today is a day that feels like a Saturday because Jackie and I have been like annoyingly teasing for a little while. We were able to book an amazing guest who asked us to hold the episode for a month and asking us to hold. And this was kind of like the season of holding things in. I couldn't tell anyone I was pregnant. I couldn't tell anyone that Kiki Palmer was coming on the toast.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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So it was like disappointing from Ben. But other than that, I'm doing well. I'm just like lapping up every nice comment and lovely text message. Oh, you know, I shared this on my close friends yesterday because I thought it was kind of mean to post like regular. But I'm going to say it anyway. Something I'm noticing from like people I know personally. Cause people online are being like so sweet.

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Like, can't wait to be like toasty aunties. Like, yeah, love, love, love. And all my tostadas are like, Tia, Tia, Tia. Love that. But like people in my life who like, I barely know being like, can't wait to be an auntie. Excuse me. Do you have some news to share? No, I'm like, are you talking to me? Like, I think. I need to know who you're talking about though. I'll tell you after.

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I think we use the word like auntie and uncle with people we know. I think we use it like a little too familiarly. And I'm not talking about like people on the internet. I think that's actually really sweet, like toasty aunties. But like in real life, like can't wait to be an auntie. Like you're not even gonna meet this child. Go away.

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No, people are a little fast and loose with it. It's not really like something that I, like if I'm introducing a friend, like I'm not like, this is Aunt Dana. But I actually think Dana like does call herself Aunt Dana. So then I have like started saying it, but it never, it's never my idea. Yeah.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Yeah, no, I think that that's fine. Like, and I actually think the concept is sweet with people in your life who are like siblings to you. Yeah. Like, I feel like with Brian's child, he calls all of us like uncle and Claudia. Like, I love that.

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Your kids are gonna be so confused. Jackie, it's an inner circle thing. Extremely inner circle. Nucleus only. No, I'm just being like a hater bitch, but like I'm allowed to, you know? No, I think at a certain point, like it gets confusing for the child. And then like auntie means nothing. And then that affects codgers. It affects anti-codgers. If she's just like all these other aunties.

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And I'm so glad I can just finally share and lean into what my routine is, because sitting here pretending like I did anything last night would just be a lie. And my new routine is I eat dinner about 5 o'clock, and then 7 o'clock is Jeopardy, and it's become an integral part of my day, because it's really the last thing I do before bed.

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7 to 7.30, well, usually I start at 7.15, so I don't have to watch commercials. 7.15 to 7.45, Jeopardy, and then I mosey on my phone for 20 minutes, and then I go to bed. I went to bed at 8.15 last night. And just like loving this sort of senior moment I'm having. Senior moment. Like I was on FaceTime with you. It was five o'clock and I hadn't like made dinner plans yet.

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And you guys, I thought I was laying down. I thought I was going to faint. Like I was so hungry. Everything has just moved up. So five o'clock dinner, seven o'clock Jeopardy, eight o'clock bed.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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That's also like the season. I'm sorry, but daylight savings is ass. Like it's seriously ruining my life.

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Oh my God, it's so crazy. Like me, I'm looking at bed, I cannot stop yawning. Seriously, last night, it could have been midnight. I look at the clock, 5.56.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Sunday, two days ago, was the longest day in human history. Like it's, we're so tired, it's dark, it's 4.30.

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And I know DSL, oh no, DLS, is kind of getting political. There's a couple of states.

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Actually, Claudia, it's a bipartisan issue, I just want to say. So that is totally safe.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Jackie and I have a list. And actually, we kind of need to update the list of like true dream guests. Obviously, like a little out of our... Depth, out of our league a little bit. Out of our league a little bit. And Keke Palmer was added to that list a little while ago, and she is the first person to officially make it off the list.

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I was Googling it. I think Marco Rubio is really spearheading the issue, being like, we don't need this. And then some states are like, we do. And I understand. I think part of it has to do with farmers. The farmers. And they need the light. So I'll do what the farmers need. But just know, I'm hating every minute.

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Yeah, no, I think there was a time and a place for it, but now it's really disruptive. There's studies- Oh, because we have these things like called lights. Right, there's studies out there that it causes heart attacks. And honestly, like I see how that's possible. Oh yeah, for sure. So it's really been such a damper.

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And I remember in the spring, I was on the show talking about how daylight savings like, you know, it's flipped back. Yes, I remember. And I was like raving about my days and my nights, how we're just in like such a great routine. This is so amazing. This is so exciting. And like now I'm really experiencing like the inverse and it's not right. It ain't right.

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So just something to think about for everyone.

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I do fear that we have to get into what needs to get into because we have a lot to handle today, including one. You know, Kiki Palmer's first name is really Lauren. I think I did know that.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Yeah, just fun fact, only the super fans know. Yeah. Super fans. And also I feel like we skipped over like a big part of her interview, which is that she has a book coming out this week and it's not called Memoirs of a Kiki, but it is called Master of Me. So if you're like a celebrity memoir swirly, oh, and we didn't even brag that we got an early copy.

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So actually when we were reading that story last week about what happened on the set of Scream Queens with Ryan Murphy, you guys, I already knew it. Cause I read it.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Yeah. Yeah. I agree. It was hard. Do you think we were, by the way, we really could be actresses. We've been lying to everyone for like months. Yeah.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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So I just want you to know, like, I already knew.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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We knew. We're like people who, like, leave a comment. Oh, so glad we can finally share the news. There were so many comments like that. Like, not to be annoying. Oh, my God. Like, finally. Like, girl, I told you two days ago. Calm down. Oh, my God. LOL. OK. Well, I'm such like in my pregnancy era. It's also it's conversing with my hater era. And it's just it is what it is. You love to see it.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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And I feel like once you start taking people off the list, it's a slippery slope. Others just start sliding off.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Claudia, she's also the first person on the list. She's not just on the list.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Oh, so she inspired the list. So I'm not taking her off. I'm putting a check mark. Love that. So that we can remember that our dreams were realized.

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Dreams Coming True with Keke Palmer: Tuesday, November 19th, 2024

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Yeah, so it really worked out. I'm just sat. I got the stories up.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Yeah, plenty. And you watched White Lotus. And I watched White Lotus.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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It might not fit in. And I really don't have that much to say.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Yeah, you said, like, it was a really good episode. It wasn't. It was, like, literally over the course of three hours. And they were just, like, dancing. I liked it. I didn't like dislike it, but nothing happened. Like my boy is still struggling. I want better for him.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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My boy, Thomas Ravenel.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I need things to turn around for him in a major way.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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She's so fucking funny. She like actually wouldn't be able to handle it. I understand why he's not telling her. She can't even handle Piper staying the year here. In Taiwan. In Taiwan. I actually was liking Saxon because like he doesn't do drugs, which I like appreciated him taking a strong stance until he was peer pressured.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Very empowering. Yeah.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I know. I actually think that maybe Saxon didn't take the pill because he- I thought he spit it out. Because he threw it in his mouth like, let's go. And he could have easily taken it out because he wasn't acting out of turn. And he didn't even go to like make out with his brother. But Lachlan didn't.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And what's her vibe as a judge? Like, is she harsh? Is she sweet? I feel like she'd be a Paula.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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But that's, like, medieval times.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Yeah. It's just different when it's, like, a different time. Because, like, you don't have to deal with it, like, as in present.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And I think it was maybe, like, more commonplace.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And also, like, Jon and Dany. Yeah. Yeah, but that was, like, aunt-uncle. Like, it was much more distant. Auntie-nephew loving.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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So, yeah, they smooched. Oh, Leslie Bibb's husband had his big moment. That's what everybody's talking about with his speech. That was really fucking crazy.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Oh, for me, it's Thomas Ravanel.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Yeah. And then like the women were just being like so. Losers. Yeah.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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No, and the fact that movie star then hooks up with the guy.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And she's a bitch. Yeah. And like pushing this guy on her friend and like trying to get her to go for him. When meanwhile, she's been working him. Yeah.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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no like it's all we can have fun we're on vacation but like at some point like there's a fight starting at the club these freaks are in our villa can we go to bed yeah i liked that she said no to the shot and stood on her ground unlike saxon yeah correct um but yeah we have a lot to do today and really nothing happened and like honestly this show is i don't know what kind of press they have but like it's really crazy the way people talk about this show when like nothing happens

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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The thing about it is it's neither good nor bad because it's nothing.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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It's nothing. It's nothingness. Are you ready for the Fast Five Stories?

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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No, I didn't know that.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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There must be something in the water.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Jolie skin co.com slash toast.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Okay. I will read the deets of this next story slowly so that you can recover.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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yeah Tracy Morgan was taken in a wheelchair after vomiting outside the Knicks versus Heat game not outside courtside at the Knicks versus Heat game at Madison Square Garden very different Tracy Morgan was taken away in a wheelchair after vomiting courtside at the game last night a photo shared on X showed him hunched over and throwing up in his floor seat at Madison Square Garden in New York City he was being attended to by a concerned friend there's literally a picture of him throwing up like

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Yeah, there's also a video. I can't watch it. And they didn't blur out the vomit, so I'm just going to cover it. In a separate video, he's shown wiping his face with a white towel while being escorted out of the arena by medics. Eyewitnesses claim that he was bleeding from his nose and could barely stand up.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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The actor's medical incident reportedly delayed the game in the third quarter for about 10 minutes. Reps for him haven't responded to comment, but a spokesperson for MSG told the Post, we hope Tracy feels better soon and we look forward to seeing him back courtside. Tracy is a lifelong Knicks fan, so all of the Knicks are really rallying around and sending him well wishes.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Yeah. I feel like it might have to do with something larger than just, like, nausea. Agreed. Because usually you could, like, maybe make it to the bathroom.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Yeah. He has a history of serious health issues over the years. He has diabetes, which is what put him on Ozempic. He went under. He got a kidney transplant in 2010. Of course, he sustained life threatening injuries from his accident. So I don't know. I feel a little worried for Tracy.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And I feel bad. Like, is there anything worse than being sick? So embarrassing. And instead you're being filmed courtside and the game is delayed 10 minutes.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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You are seriously the Hilaria Baldwin of ages.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Maybe two weeks ago, but maybe last week. What's today's date? Today is the 18th. So I'm saying it's like last Monday to Friday.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Let's see. I'm looking through our episodes. When did we talk about it?

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Oh, that, okay. So two weeks ago. Three weeks ago. Three weeks ago. Oh, my gosh. Time is flying.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Time's flying. Yeah, the Knicks are kind of a mess. The Knicks are kind of a mess, but they did win last night. Was Ben happy? They beat the Heat. We went to bed at 9 o'clock. It was, oh, my gosh, like, Jax versus Claude.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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No, but what if he was like, I will send you $30 every month. I'm covering it. What if he said that?

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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But it's only how many months out of the year? Pirate it. Do it on like, you know. And now you're advocating piracy. Or go to a bar. Go to your friend's house. Go to a bar. But no, but then he's not home.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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That's why I feel like he goes to the actual game. It's the only way for him to see it.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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So how much is he spending on tickets versus the $30 a month?

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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What else do they want to tell me?

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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No, it's so crazy. Someone like will borrow Claudia's login for something. And she's like, oh wait, I canceled it. Let me sign up. Like the minute you stop watching a show, it doesn't even occur. I don't can't, I like, I probably paid for too many things. Um, But, like, I want to have it. I just want it.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Like, every time you want to watch a show, you have to re-sign up for whatever platform it is. Yes.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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That doesn't make me cheap. Okay. No, no. I think it does make you cheap, but like that's not necessarily wrong. Like, okay. So you won't buy your son a crib. Okay. Okay.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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so you won't get the one that you want okay yeah I can't get the exact one that I want but I could find a really similar one from the websites that have offered to gift it yeah okay like I'm fine with that but then like we they keep every time we find one that we like it turns out like it's like sold out in that color like that they're not giving away that color and it's like right they're only giving like the ugliest one no I ended up with a really nice one because you won't just like buy the one that you like

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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So you didn't pay for it?

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Well, I think it's I think it is good.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Yeah, I don't think it's, I think most people, like, we're very different, but I'm also fiscally responsible. Like, I'm not irresponsible. I'm not.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I definitely do. I take into account all things, including my happiness.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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But, like, fiscal responsibility is an umbrella term that we both could stand under that umbrella. However, like, we're not the same. Yeah, my umbrella's, like, bigger. No, so like there just needs to be a different one. I understand if you don't want it to be cheap and I won't label you as that. I'm not cheap. But let's go to thesaurus.com slash cheap.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I think that saying the purse strings are very tight is fair.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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and accepting a free crib doesn't make you cheap no not on its face no but you guys haven't seen what we've been through how many iterations of this when she just won't buy the crib that she likes yeah or the next one or the next one or the next one yeah but i ended up last night like i decided on a really party one which one The one that you liked. Okay, cool. Hopefully they'll give it to you.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I don't think you're in touch with your community. And I think you need to get back.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Please give it to her, you guys. Like, please. Let me actually, you know what? Let me just take a minute and be like, everyone, please, if she reaches out for free stuff, like, please give it to her for my sake. Okay? Or else I'll be getting Canva edits of nursery rooms for months.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And just wait till you get the actual gifts. You know you can register for stuff and your friends and family will buy it for you.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I know, but if you're getting everything gifted, what's left for us?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Why would he be the one doing the Olympics if he wasn't the symbol of American stardom?

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Oh yeah. Oh yeah. She wants an Hermes blanket. Okay.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Aren't you glad I'm not cheap?

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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But it's actually cheap compared to the living room one. Yes. Cause this is the baby one. Cause yeah, it's much smaller.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I understand. And that's a great gift. No, the baby one is $1,200. It's the other one that's like $3,000. Okay, cool. I'll start saving. Nuts. Nuts. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. A little White Lotus news because White Lotus star Patrick Schwarzenegger strips down to his undies with his fiancée Abby Champion for a Skims photo shoot. So Skims, per usual, on the pulse.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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They have tapped Patrick Schwarzenegger and his model fiancée to model for their wedding shop return. So the two of them are engaged and they are modeling the latest wedding skivvies for Skims.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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That's classic White Lotus.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. She's very beautiful. They're very beautiful. This seems like a no brainer. No brainer.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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What about Dong? it's a little harsh i think i think you're not seeing the vision skivvies we should seriously trademark it yeah we should even though i don't wear skivvies let me tell you that

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

253.386

I just want to say like I haven't watched all the Scientology documentaries. So like forgive me if I'm off, but like they're a bunch of freaks. Like nobody is like, I don't know. I just feel like they're on the outside.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I'm thinking like a little something lace thong.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Okay, so maybe we'll not start a brand called Skivvies.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Maybe we'll not. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. The Claudia Aschere of the Latin world, Hilaria Baldwin, is defending her natural accent changes after mean backlash from the whole world. She's making a lot of news. With their reality show. In actually a way that I think trends positively for the both of them.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I know, but I think it's very humanizing. Like they have seven kids. That's crazy. That's not Hollywood.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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insane and like they have this huge apartment I saw a clip like they have this huge two story apartment in New York City and he's like there's not enough room like I have no space and I think people I think it comes off like it is crazy to live in Manhattan with seven kids it's crazy and in a way that's like Kind of endearing, I think.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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It's in a way, I don't know that it's so like positive, but it doesn't seem negative. And I think like even the way she's talking about the whole scandal of the cucumber and everything. And I actually, for as much as she can defend herself, like I can see it. Here's what she said. She insists her infamous acts and changes are completely organic.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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She defended herself in Sunday's episode of The Ball Wins as she explained that her multicultural background has helped her become, quote, a chameleon.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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she said growing up in a way where you have multiple cultural influences on you means that you're never going to be able to fit in you can try you know this is literally me when i pretend to be latin or pretend to be gen x she said you know people who code switch we're very good at chameleoning and you don't even think you're not even thinking about it it's just normal it's just natural so code switching is when the practice of adapting mannerisms or dialect to fit into different social groups

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2698.116

She has English and Spanish influences in her life. Influences? Okay, so she knows somebody Spanish. She said she had to learn about code switching because the world was mean to her, so I had to learn it. It's code switching, she said. She compared it to when you're speaking to an elderly individual. You start talking really loud. You're going to emphasize. You're going to speak slower.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And you're not even really thinking about it. You just start to do it. So it's just, it's something innate. It's not really something that she's like actively choosing to do. But she said, you never get used to being, people being mean, but you take a deep breath and I think you learn to distance yourself from it.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And so, you know, I just tried turning the volume down in my head a bit and I'm not going to take it personally. So she had claimed back in, you know, 2008, She was busted for claiming that she was born in Spain when she was actually raised in Boston. Now, you know, I'm not one to go all woke. This is what she said. I just want to say this is her words. She said my parents raised.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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This was what she said to the controversy. Sorry, back then. And I feel like we definitely dissected it, but I just want to remind you. My parents raised my brother and me with two cultures, American and Spanish. And I feel a true sense of belonging to both. The way I've spoken about myself and my deep connection to two cultures could have been explained better.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2767.235

I should have been more clear and I'm sorry. And I'm sorry. I'm proud of the way I was raised and we're raising our children to share the same love and respect for both.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2797.086

But sometimes, I mean, if her parents aren't Spanish, this is tough, but like sometimes when people have parents who have an accent, Or speak a different language. They speak a little differently. Yes. Especially if the language that their parents speak is actually their first language. That's what they learn at home. And then they learn English.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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But maybe they spoke Spanish in the home a lot. Maybe they wanted her to have it. Maybe it's the parents' fault.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Not first. Not as our first language.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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We spoke Spanish in the home a lot and you're of Latin.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And I'm not defending her at all because I... Actually, you are, but continue. No, I'm just arguing a little bit, like... to the point that maybe she could be more than this one day. You know what I mean? I feel like for so long, it's like, Hilaria, I'm shocked they even got a TLC show. I'm shocked they even got a show because that's how canceled she was.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2859.969

No, Justice Malay's thing, it's like there's victims, there's courts, there's taxpayer dollars. What this girl does on her Instagram and in her free time. It's a victimless crime. Who cares? What's crazier is what's easier to move on from? The fact that she faked her accent or her husband shot someone.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2880.465

You find yourself moving on.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

2896.525

Also traumatic for him.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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That's something you all have to live with.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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For you there's not enough like pros to outweigh the cons. Like, you know, it's not like Karen Huger where she did something bad but you have so much love for her.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I just feel like, I feel like we can move forward from this. Well,

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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That's what I'm saying. It's a little bit positive.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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But what's also funny is that, like, so she was busted.

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Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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she was, well, I just feel like Hilaria continues to walk in her truth. You know, like she's still doing this. Like she's talking like Spanish, Spanglish on the show and her kids have like Spanish names. It didn't change her behavior. I think her family does live in Spain now. And, and it's like, it's not like she was busted for faking something. It's like she was busted, but that's who she is.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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And she's still doing it. It kind of makes it better.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3005.478

Yeah, I feel like she was faking it as a means to an end, not because that was what was in her soul.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Right, I feel like she was doing it to advance her job. Hilaria's doing this for Hilaria's self.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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I think because, yeah, they speak a lot of Spanish. But I don't know. I would have to watch the show to see what their dialect is. By the way, she has kids who are 11, so we'll know. Yeah, sooner or later. No, we'll know if we just turned on the show. Oh, right. But I can't.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3049.222

No, no, no. I would only turn on TLC for the culpos.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3063.351

That's it. And, of course, hoarders. Extreme couponing, which you'll be on soon. No, I'll be on extreme cheapskates.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Maybe if you want to, like, if your ever cheapness is starting to bother you, you should watch that show. It might be curative.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? What number? Number four. Yeah. Some biz news.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3106.352

We actually have two biz news stories today, which if you guys are mad about it, blame Claudia. I'm not mad about it. Is that four and five?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3116.502

Oh, don't. Do not break up the biz news. You don't dare.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3122.689

Oh, my God. The perfect sponsor for biz news.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

316.759

So- Makes you think. Yeah, no, it does prove your theory. Peggy Olsen. They intentionally confused us with that.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3172.549

Why? Literally why? It couldn't be easy.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3388.629

Thank you so much, Turtle Help.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

339.63

So you think the Scientologists are running the Olympics?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3392.69

I just wanted to update because Tracy Morgan has spoken out from his hospital bed. He said that he's doing okay after his medical emergency. He said, thank you all for your concern. I'm doing okay now. And doctors say it was food poisoning. He said, I appreciate my MSG fam for taking such good care of me, and I need to shout out the crew that had to clean that up.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3410.155

More importantly, the Knicks are now 1-0 when I throw up on the court, so maybe I'll have to break it out again in the playoffs.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3435.565

And he made, oh, honey, you made a little joke. Get well soon, Trace Face.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3443.488

Next story, biz news. Forever 21 is filing for brain corruptcy again and planning. Brain corruptcy. I hate when I go brain corrupt. It's very sad. And maybe they weren't.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3460.768

Yeah, but they are bankrupt and probably brain from two. They're planning to call for like the second time. And now this time they're going to close all their U.S. stores. I feel like people always threaten us with this.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3475.198

I know, Party City is still closing.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3484.929

My life in a negative way.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3497.237

Yeah. Sometimes like going bankrupt is just like a flex. And then other times it is the demise.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3510.165

Yeah. And then you could maybe sign up for a couple more subscriptions.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3515.068

Maybe you can finally get MSG+.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3518.981

That's true. She's in the green. I'm in the green. Nothing lasts forever. Not even Forever 21. The clothing retailer that was once a centerpiece in malls across America has filed for bankruptcy again and plans to close its remaining locations for good. In a statement, the company said it can't compete with foreign fast fashion retailers. That's always a good move to blame it on fast fashion.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

352.474

Okay. There's crazier, I've heard crazier things. I've heard crazier rumors.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3539.706

Blame Shein. Everybody hates fast fashion except we're buying it. Excuse me, Forever 21 is...

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3565.346

Times have changed. People aren't wearing their little graphic tees anymore. I feel like Abercrombie has really evolved. Yes. PacSun has really evolved. Forever 21 has stayed the same.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3594.097

But that's how you know Abercrombie is getting mistaken for Boy's Lie.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3607.849

And even like H&M has evolved. Zara is, you know, the fastest of the fashion. They're constantly, they do a great job. Gap, like there's no, like people could do it. Sure, fast fashion, blame the foreign retailers, but like you didn't even try. You didn't even try. I didn't even know they were still around.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3628.527

They didn't evolve. No, they didn't. Evolve or die. That's what they say. And here we are. Dead. So like not to victim blame, but you played yourself.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3640.138

Like sometimes a place closes and it's like, oh, we're wrong. You know, like we don't deserve nice things.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3648.706

Or it's like we're so online that we can't appreciate the parts. Barnes and Noble. Even like Joanne Fabric's closing was like sad. You know, we're not sewing enough. And we're disgusting for that.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3659.836

Barnes and Noble. And we're disgusting. Borders. And we're disgusting. This, I'm sorry, this isn't on us.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3669.407

Yeah. So you should have been like our next brand. Oh, yeah. Poppy, PepsiCo is buying the prebiotic soda brand Poppy for nearly $2 billion.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3687.224

Oh my God, they were probably like signing the paperwork and like quaking.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3699.113

No, at the end of the day, it's dollars and cents. Like, oh, okay, people are mad about vending machines, but like you guys make $2 billion. Okay, we'll take it.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

37.982

Hello today. How you doing? I'm doing good. Happy Tuesday. I feel like yesterday was a long one. You know, yesterday was in a lofty. The day itself was in the lofty, so I was hoping today we'd be further through the week, but we're not. But we will toil away until we are.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

370.609

How are we going to celebrate? I seriously, like, I want to call up Caitlyn and Lamar and be like, what the fuck? At this point, the podcast can't be coming. It doesn't take you a year to celebrate. To get your podcast off the ground.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3714.637

Well, enough. Soda sales have been going down, except brands like Poppy and Olipop. Right. Prebiotic soda brands have become very popular. Coca-Cola even recently launched its own prebiotic soda brand called Simply Pop. So instead of launching their own, they decided to acquire Olipop, which I think is the better move.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3740.041

They came from Shark Tank.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3765.522

Oh, is she kicking herself?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3800.79

Yeah. This is great news for the industry. This is exciting for the founders. It's big for influencers. For women in business. Women in business, for health.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3811.137

This is really a brand that's gotten big from influencer marketing to, Podcast marketing. So I think it's really good. And it's trending towards healthier soda. Okay.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3833.053

So that's been happening with like a lot of like the... good food brands that started because they're the clean alternative to the big Frito-Lay. I think even like Siete sold to Frito-Lay, something like that. And people in like the natural food space are like very upset because they're like, they're going to change the formulas.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3851.109

But I don't think they're going to change the formulas. And instead it makes it like more ubiquitous so that like you could get a poppy at a gas station on the side of the road and not have to get an unhealthy soda.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3869.289

Yeah. I've got to find my flavor.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3884.413

And I just need to add to our list of duplicates. Olipop and pop. Yes. Because they launched the same year. They do the same thing and they have a similar name.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3903.798

But I feel like the fact that they launched the same year just means like it was two people with the same idea. Because it takes a while to get something like this off the ground.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3924.048

And they were mother first.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3927.648

And Olipop, oh, it was valued at $1.85 billion during its latest funding round, which was announced in February. Oh, maybe they're next, Coca-Cola. He said that, the founder said that, soda giants PepsiCo and Coca-Cola had already come knocking about a potential sale, but Coca-Cola bought, it started Simply Pop. No, they started their own, which is a flop. Yeah, so maybe they'll come back around.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3947.999

They should have bought Olipop. And it could be like the new Coke and Pepsi, Olipop versus Poppy.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

395.743

I wish I had any direct line to anyone who I could call up and get clarity about this.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3954.363

But like, could I still have a Diet Coke?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3957.462

And a Diet Dr. Pepper.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3961.749

But, yeah, I'm going to get into this. I'm going to get into it.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3971.052

Or, like, when you go to a restaurant now, you could probably get a Poppy. Like, soon, with PepsiCo distribution. If they have a fountain machine.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

3987.336

taco bell because it's a pepsi co-owned and you'll probably be able to get a poppy at taco bell i bet they'll do like a baja blast poppy yeah which which is why this is good yes even though and you know they probably won't change the formula but now you'll have your healthier option everywhere you go like that is good and they can't do that without these huge companies and they can't do it quickly and by the way pepsi co also owns frito-lay who were you just saying got bought by frito-lay it was yet they got bought by frito-lay yeah

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4019.245

Yeah, yummy. This is making me hungry.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4044.004

Sometimes it's friendship related. You guys got some big pickles. Sometimes it is.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4076.169

I got like so confused. No, no, that's fine. It's over. Yeah, it's over. And I don't even think Margo liked the third one.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

410.67

Oh, yeah. He would know. He would know. Yeah, ask him.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4130.359

Okay, I just want to say, I feel like Fourth Wing wasn't that smutty. I actually remember when we did the Redheads episode, like, there were complaints that, like, the smut, there wasn't enough smut, and it happened much later in the book.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

414.772

I feel like he wouldn't know. But he's definitely up. He works hard. He's not one of those L.A. 's that sleep till noon.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4146.071

Okay, I just want to say, the smut, I think we, like, literally said it didn't happen until, like, the second half of the book. I don't think your dad's going to read that much. It's kind of a tough read. Like, really fucking bored by it.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4164.254

Do you even remember the smut scenes from Fourth Wing? Like, I don't remember.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4190.476

But just to say, like, I don't think this is a full smut book, especially not the first one, because like it takes a while to establish a relationship between Violet and Zayden. They're not having sex for a while. So like, I think that your parents can see why you like this book. And it's not like you're reading Fifty Shades of Grey where it's like, oh, you're just reading. Yes, that's true.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4206.884

Like there is a story. There is world building. There are a couple sex scenes. But like, I don't think it's so embarrassing. And if your mom reads a good amount, all books have sex now.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4231.415

It's a little different. I don't know why. But it's really not. No, but I remember, like, we watched Game of Thrones, and, like, when you said you were going to watch, like, it's not just...

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4241.528

nakedness and sex like as long as the book like it depends there are certain books that are literally made for porn 50 shades and they had no idea what they were reading like yes run for cover joy or even some of like the smut literary books that like go viral like summer they have no substance like that's embarrassing at least for sex at least this book is like 600 pages like and maybe like 30 of the pages are sexy harry potter

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

428.798

Where is it? What's the status? What's the status?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4334.144

So no one has to ask if you're alone. And like his dad, even if they're not going to talk shit about you, which of course is what you think they're going to do. Like he could be talking about a personal problem. Of course. A medical issue. Yeah.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

436.602

Okay. Yeah. Because I'm really getting frustrated. Like, the curiosity is killing me. I've waited a whole fucking year. I'm out of patience.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4365.884

Unless they work for, like, the Secret Service and it's all, like, confidential. Oh, yeah.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4388.832

He said it was probably nothing. Really unprofessional and she should not be employed by your husband. Correct. And so first you should just keep tabs on it, like just in case they're having an affair, like keep tabs. But then like you should push him towards finding like a secretary that's not a basket case. Sorry.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4411.588

Yeah, it's a bad look for the office. She's the first person people meet.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4425.99

Keep your problems at home. That's your boss. It's not even your coworker. Correct. I'm sorry. People have to act professional.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

446.027

Imagine if, like, Keeping Up With Sports, like, became a, whatever, a sports podcast. Imagine if it became a podcast, okay? First of all. Period, yeah. And, like, then that's, like, the sports podcast my husband listens to. Good. I think he would like it.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4460.008

My future mother-in-law-

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4480.432

I like sports. They went to the same college.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4509.158

And everyone there. Oh my God. If the Raider came out. That's hysterical.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4513.141

yeah like at the end not at the ceremony but like at the after party I think that's entirely appropriate the bridal shower is really nuts yeah so this is good because you're not being complete if you like just accept our advice you're not being completely unreasonable if you put the kibosh on one and not the other and just be like that's cute we could do that but the bridal the mascot at my bridal shower is not happening he security will escort him out like do not hire that person

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4593.601

Yeah. But I'm sorry, you need security detail for that mascot at your bridal shower.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4599.926

Keep an eye out through the door.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4603.469

You know, it'll be a brawl in the street.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

4622.129

It probably is that because it's like doesn't matter who's under the costume.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

483.726

His utero name or this will be his name at birth?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

499.838

It's really grown on me. It's really catching on. We just asked him straight up, like, what should Claudia name the baby in her belly, the baby boy? And he said... Bowie.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

520.823

Everyone's talking about Bowie. He's the name on everybody's lips.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

534.372

Well, that's like, it's definitely his in utero name. And it does take a while to find one. You start it and whatever, or you call it whatever it is that day.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

548.317

No, no, no. And that's, yeah, it worked like for me, but I never felt like it. This is the ubiquitous name. Like, of course, when I was pregnant with Harry, his in utero name was Elsie. Little camper. And then when I was pregnant with Charlie, his utero name was Larry. Little Harry. That one was easy. It was actually really hard to not then name him Larry. I grew to love the name so much.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

569.79

He could have been Lawrence.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

584.153

Yeah, he would have been a great Larry, but Zach has an uncle named Larry, so it wasn't even an option. Oh, okay. So that settled that, yeah.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

598.323

It's like it's a cool name. It's also has it like something classic about it. He doesn't know.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

60.367

It's true. No, we're like wishing away.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

604.966

We've never met a child named Bowie. So it's totally original.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

611.69

It's a beautiful name. It's going to be hard to not name him that. I know.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

624.256

That's Claudia's child in utero.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

659.081

That's insane for anyone. Oh, is it? That's a lot. Three Stanleys? Yeah.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

664.564

That's like girls who are hitting their water goals.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

67.809

No, not spend my life waiting.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

674.585

And? As good as you remember?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

689.572

He doesn't make it with love.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

707.757

I agree. How many did you have? Just one. One doesn't seem like enough.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

718.324

They're kind of small.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

721.367

I use a 10-inch tortilla.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

724.753

And I know because I measured it because the recipe said 10 inch and I got in there. With a ruler? With a tape measurer.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

739.181

I saw it on Reels a few weeks ago and I was definitely keeping it in the back of my mind. And she was like wearing like a bra.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

747.653

Yeah. And she used siesta. She did use siesta.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

756.419

Old habits die. Old El Paso habits die hard.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

762.583

I'm actually really happy to say that making the siesta swap was no like totally tasty. Other times. I believe it. I've used other taco seasoning just because like sometimes it comes in a jar and it's just easier. I've done. I've gone that route and it's like, oh, no. Oh, no.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

797.314

You don't know the proportions.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

798.715

yeah he's obsessed he thinks like it's so beneath him to do like well it kind of is but like I'll give we are how we are I give old El Paso a pass but when I see like some people like making recipes and they do like they pour out a bunch of like seasoning from a packet like it definitely brings down the group average for sure I think like as a consumer like do that shit off camera or pour it in a little bowl and then yes if you're making content

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

839.593

Yeah, no, it definitely is attainable, but it's just like when we're, and do it all day in your house, because I do it. I'm not saying I don't, but when we're making content. It's not aesthetic. Like, possessionable.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

851.544

In a little glass bowl, okay?

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

854.026

Like Megan would never.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

866.817

Yeah. That's the key. Yeah, semi-homemade.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

872.927

I did. I saw them. First, I saw them in a way, because I realized I don't follow her, so I'm, like, missing. What? I know. And then even when I realized that, I didn't follow her, but I'm going to do it right now before I forget. So I am missing, like, things as they happen, and then I, like, see it, you know, on Instagram. Daily Mail. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

893.679

Always through a negative lens. People were really clowning on her. Like, a picture of, like, Kate, you know, at the helm of whatever she was doing for St. Patrick's Day in her room.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

919.755

Patrick's so she was showing what they did on Sunday oh okay that makes it better because then I watched her story and I saw the green breakfast and this is not relatable to me

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

940.669

I might be. I'll tell you what I am going to do. I am going to do that rainbow fruit plate one day. Okay. It was parching. And the amount of crudités that she says that her kids eat, which I believe her because why would she lie about that? Like, because she arranges it in the way that she does. My kids don't eat crudités. Maybe they would. All right, well, let's get on it.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

956.332

If I arranged it in a rainbow.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

959.636

Yeah, I actually would try that because that's really fun and cute.

The Toast

Econ 101: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025

994.717

No, that was really helpful. Plus I went to mommy and me this morning, which is why I look like I went to mommy and me this morning.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

103.933

I know, it's very intense. It's giving. News desk.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1121.921

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1230.049

Our first story, SNL 50 went off this weekend.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1240.422

Of course. But the Syrian had like also Moroccan in him as well. Correct. Correct. Very Ian Mueller. So I would say it was like, would you say 60-40? Moroccan to Syrian. In terms of the guests? In terms of the vibes. Just like in terms of the lineage of the couple, because he has a little bit of Moroccan. No, I would say it was like 90, 10. Oh, he has 40% Moroccan. Oh, sorry. Yeah, 60, 40.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1276.699

Everyone else was at Snill 50. They really made the most of this moment. I don't know who decided like, hey, let's have like the biggest deal moment for our 50th anniversary. I remember SNL 40 and it was also a really big deal.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1296.744

I feel like I remember SNL 45 and that was just like, hey, we're 45. Yeah, I don't think 45 should be like as big as 50 or 40. But everyone really has like a really big 50th birthday. So like all the celebrities who have ever hosted SNL, like everyone was there in the audience. They had a three hour live show. They also had like another thing the night before. Yeah, I thought that was the thing.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1316.891

And like Miley performed, what the fuck was that?

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1375.461

Yes, I agree. So is that what they did? They redid old sketches? Kind of. Because I saw the Sabrina one.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1399.635

So it was a lot. Okay. So a few of the noteworthy moments that I've seen, cause I didn't watch the whole thing, but it was on like Zach was watching it. So I caught a little bit. I've seen some stuff online, like Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were there. That's kind of like the headline. Not only did they show up, but like Ryan participated in like a bit in the monologue.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1419.287

Where, who was the person talking to him?

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1424.632

Oh, it was the girl. It was Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1464.986

I agree. I do think it's a net positive. I'm someone who's like been pretty much team Blake, but now I'm like, I'm just gonna out of here.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1474.913

Actually, I'm not even doing it quietly. Like I'm letting you guys know, like I am- You're sharing your thought process. I am flip, flop, flippity flopping on this because I don't know these people. I don't know the situation. I don't understand it. So anytime someone says something, I'm like, well, that sounds bad. You make a good point. I'm like, that's really bad that you did that. Yeah, yeah.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1489.784

Not a good thing. So I feel like I'm actually in that sense unbiased. I'm not stuck on a team that I now can't get off of. So for my POV, this was good for them to just like see them out, to see them laugh about it. The only thing that I thought was a little confusing was like Blake's reaction to that. Everyone said she was in on the bit.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

1508.178

Ryan's not standing up without her knowing about it, but she's not that good of an actress. Okay.

The Toast

As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

152.085

When I was watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle Richards said that she had had a mentee bee and she did have a mental breakdown.

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A thing that they talk about every day. They can't leave their house. This is their Roman Empire. Jackie, there's no fucking way. I know, I know that logically, but watching it, that was a look of genuine shock and confusion and horror.

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I do agree with you. And I have seen things turn towards, this is like a Justin versus Ryan situation and like Ryan bamboozled Justin, just like he does Blake. And I just want to go back to what we thought about these two a year ago before any of this. It ends with us.

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But now that I'm saying it, I'm like, is it an acronym? Menti B, she said she had. And this is like a 55-year-old woman. And it just invalidated everything that preceded it. She'd been through up until this point. Yeah. Like that is such an unserious term.

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Yeah. Yeah. So that's a theory too. And that also I think would be a relief for people who don't want to think like Blake is that bad of a person. Cause they're like, Oh, it was Ryan. Right. She's just being manipulated. Yeah. But I don't know now.

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Right. Right, and I actually don't think that anymore in seeing her in interviews and the way that she talks. Like I do see her differently. But something.

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It's kind of like the Met Gala, but probably even more famous people because there was also probably people that wouldn't ordinarily get invited to the Met Gala. And half the Met Gala, that's what I meant. It's like really like high society.

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So I would imagine that anyone who's ever hosted got invited and everyone who's ever performed.

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Yeah, no, or work less. I actually feel like they probably ended fine. I don't know if it was serious. Yeah, but it was so serious. So serious. Nothing was ever more serious. No, I saw like some crowd shots and it's weird. It's like Kim Kardashian. Oh my God. And then in front of her is Lady Gaga. Oh my God. And then like Adam Driver sitting there in the tux, like just so crazy.

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It's really true. I don't know how they got away with that.

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Yeah. So I do think that Snow 50 like had the effect that. The intended effect. People wanted it to have. They had their moment. Bill Murray, like the great Bill Farrell. They also had their like documentary too. So there's like a lot of like just news coming out and like old clips resurfacing and behind the scenes tidbits. So like everyone's talking about Snow. I'm happy for them.

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The show fucking stinks all the time. I know. Just make it better. Hire better people. Like bring it back, you know. Restore it to its glory maybe. Maybe this would be a good reminder of that. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

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It's always Mikey Day. And it's always been Mikey Day. Okay. Get that finger out of my face. We're so close. Hey. Hand heart. Okay.

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Do we? My palms are a little sweaty. It's hot in here. Yeah. We're just working hard. We're hardworking ladies at the office. I'm working late. I can't believe I didn't even talk about my commute. Like, let me tell you.

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As somebody who works from home, I was listening to the short and sweet bonus tracks, but then I realized I can't listen to new music on a new drive. I need familiarity in these new streets. So I went back to F1 Trillion. But as someone who has always lived in a city, but I never had my license, I have never in my life driven myself to work. Oh my gosh. Does it ever get old?

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Oh my God. Me and my coffee with my lipstick. Like, Hey, what's going on?

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It was so exciting. Like I just, Oh my gosh, you guys. You and Tessie. Me and Tessie. We had a great drive over here. Next time we'll like, we'll work some coffee into the route. But you know, I just wanted to get my route mapped. And Tessie definitely took me like a crazy way. There were so many turns when there did not need to be so many turns. She wanted to see me turn. I'm like, girl, stop.

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She said, do a flip. I said, Tessie, stop challenging me.

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I'm getting a new car soon. And I feel like I haven't even made a big deal about it.

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Even though I did a whole vlog test driving different cars.

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Um, I was this close to getting the cyber truck. This like, seriously, if, if Jerry had called me on a different day, like it would have been the cyber.

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He's like the guy who's been assigned to my account. He's been so patient with me, really talking through all the options. Um, But at the end of the day, Jerry and I decided that I love my car. Like I seriously wouldn't change a hair on its head. I'm so happy. I'm so comfortable. And you and Jerry like need to do what's best for you and Jerry. Right. Of course.

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Hey, Turtle Lou. I'm good. Thank you. Yes, I am here. Things, plans changed as they often do around these parts.

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So I have an extension. I've had my car for two years. So I'm on a lease extension until the new Model Y drops. So I'm getting my car, but like the newer version. They say it looks like a Cybertruck.

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So yeah, I'll have to commute in that one. See how it goes.

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Big things. You know who else has big things coming? Meghan Markle.

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She is embracing transparency and I want her to go back the other way. Oh, wow. I want her to go back into opaqueness because this is too much that she's telling us without telling us enough. First of all, she has her new business launching. As she said, she posted a video. Formerly American Riviera Orchard. Yeah, I feel like people might not be putting this together because it took me a minute.

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American Riviera Orchard which was launched almost a year ago because I remember that was the week that you were off and I was talking about it with like Stassi everyone came on the show I'm like let's talk about it so and that was in April so almost a year ago ARO then nothing came of it and it was supposed to be like a jam company it was supposed to be like wears like a million things it started with jam but then it went nowhere I think she didn't even get much we just got like a logo

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I think there were trademark issues and she had to like stop what she was doing. So now it has been rebranded. It's called as ever. Now, if you've been following Megan as an influencer for the last two weeks, you will see she signs her posts as ever Megan. Oh, I didn't even put that together.

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No, I think she wanted you to think it wasn't a big deal, but it was a very big deal.

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Yeah. So she's doing her show with Netflix and then she's also doing her business with Netflix. Now she kept using the word business like Romy and Michelle do. Like I've got a business. What kind of business y'all in? Seriously, what kind of business y'all in? You know, calling it a business as opposed to like a company is weird.

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She kept saying like, I have my show and I have my business and my business and my business. It's like, what? kind of business y'all in. So she's going to have to clear that up. What's so crazy to me is that they chose American Riviera, which I'm sure it was Q score tested, focus groups, et cetera, lawyers. They didn't check the trademarks? No.

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And the fact that that was like a non-usable name, because she said in her transparent video, which I do feel like is not all the way transparent, which is why it's like, go back to opaqueness. She said if they did

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The fact that like Lisa didn't let her say that.

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American Riviera Orchard which is like the nickname for Montecito and her neighborhood she would have been limited to only sell like things that come from locally sourced in Santa Barbara says who you know that's not a good reason to change your name and that's not the actual reason so the fact that she had to change her name before her business even launched is so crazy it is however when these businesses however have been years in the making however

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It's not an automatic. I just want to say that was like a two week period and it was very swift. And like, it's crazy that no one like had the thought up until that point, but like, okay, but this is like years, years and whatever stopped them from being able to use it. Like, I just don't know how that didn't come up. in the year long process.

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And she keeps saying, I've been waiting years to put this out. Like what, why years? Yeah.

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Yeah. I don't understand. Also, why not call it With Love, which is the name of her cooking show? There are so many, and I said this a few weeks ago, there are so many isms in their world. Under her umbrella. Duke, Duchess, Royal Highness, Harry, Meghan, Mountbatten. Harvey? Harry. Harry, yeah. Archwell, Archetype. Yeah. With Love, As Ever. American Riviera Orchard, The Tig.

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too much and also like with love and as ever like those are like the same thing the same thing they're also like nothing isms they're like um signatures they're not like hard names yeah i also like don't love that the e and ever isn't capitalized it is or it isn't it's not and it's like bothering me that's interesting in what i've seen yeah every time she writes it it's capital a lowercase e that's a pretty logo though i want to say like the font is pretty

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You can find that on Instagram. I mean, you're such a hater. I'm sorry. Like I've given her so much runway. I was excited for the show. I like, I've been begging for the show. The show is still not here. The brand is a mess.

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The brand is a mess. These videos are a mess. She can't even make a video without cutting every three seconds. The cuts were really bad in this one. After every phrase. Like it's just, she's being the person that like everyone said. She was. To look out for.

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I don't know where the ejaculation is.

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No, it's a pretty good metaphor. It is, right? And I've heard the term. Edging. Yeah, I forgot.

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I think I learned it in like a reel.

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But maybe like someone's edging experience was their highlight.

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Justin Baldoni, bad. Interesting facts about the Titanic. That I wouldn't mind. Historical anecdotes I would find interesting. Beef stew. Beef stew recipes.

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Thank you. Oh, I need your phone still. Oh, enjoy.

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You need to be unburdened by what has been. But like, I actually think Megan falls into my bucket of life. Definitely. So I think it will be good for you. And that's why I want her show to come. And I want her products to like influence. But like when there's nothing, I'm sorry. I'm getting impatient.

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No, and like when you're rooting for her, it's like, yeah, she's got a Netflix show and she's got a business with a capital B. And it's like, until that day comes, she doesn't have those things. It's fair. And I've really been hyping up like this era of content creation for her. You have. I'm looking like a fool. And I just have one question. Now you know how I feel. What kind of business you in?

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I know, they kind of remixed it. It was a totally new song.

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That's a good question. What the fuck is she selling? I know she said she's gonna sell jams because quote, jam is my jam. Loved that. What else is she selling? No, now you know how I felt.

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Yeah, and because I don't freaking know these people, I'm woman enough to say I'm out of here.

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Well, okay, let's say she was a bitch. No, that's not, that's fine if she's a bitch. Unprompted meaning like she wasn't on the attack so then he attacked her. No, correct. Unprompted in that sense. Correct. Okay, cool. Our next story, Craig Econover is on the Tamron Hall show. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, sorry, I said it like bad news. No, it's just like Craig now making news as a single man.

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It's been a lot of days. I still didn't watch Southern Charm because now I'm going to batch them because my friend told me that this week in the Bahamas episode is kind of like a primer for next week. So I'm like, that'll be more fun to watch together. But I do think that ever since that clip teased a page saying Craig texting two bitches, like Craig's gonna- Kick it into high gear.

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I just think they are trying something new. Do, do, do, do, do, do.

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Kick into high gear. Like, hey guys, I'm still Craigie. Like- I wouldn't do such things. Yeah.

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Yeah. Because like nefarious behavior, he has been alleged. Yeah. So on the Tamron Hall show, he was asked if he started dating again. He said, I'm trying to move forward. So I downloaded a dating app and it wasn't what, probably Raya. He said, it wasn't what I, it didn't feel as good as I thought it would be. He said, he confirmed that he's matched with people, but he's not talked to anyone yet.

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He said, I'm still healing on myself because I really did think I was going to spend my life with Paige and it's okay, but I don't think rushing into something, he began to say before cutting off his thoughts and changing his tune. He said, well, I don't know if the right person comes around while Tamron interrupted him and pointed out that he's giving mixed signals. It's confusing. Yeah.

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He acknowledged his differing views, but also explained that he has never done this before and is still just figuring it out, the weird new chapter. He said, I just think for me, I think it's about going back to my routine and living my life. And if I meet someone through that, then just go with it, but I'm not going to overthink it.

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I feel like I get what he's saying, which it's like, I'm not like, I want to find someone. I also recognize that I'm not ready, but if the right person came around, like I would be ready. But it also leaves a lot of space for the wrong person to come around and then him like give off bad energy.

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But like if the perfect girl was in front of him, but would he even be able to identify the perfect girl when he's not healed?

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Yeah, is she like on the same network?

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But I'm sure there's also a nice queue of like girls who want to use Craig and they might all look alike. So he's gonna have to really have his picker strong. Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, it sounds bad the way that she said it. Like I caught him texting two bitches. I need more information before I'm like gonna drop the gavel on it, you know? But that's disrespectful. Right. We'll have to see. But like, I also am gonna trust my fave. I'm gonna hear Craig out on this. We need to hear the final episodes of both of their seasons.

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Whatever Craig says that I need to hear Paige's response to that.

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I was on the cusp of forgetting. Right. Thank you for reminding me.

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That's a flaw. Add Paige's clips to the episode of Southern Charm. Just think about it, Bravo. No, add. Wait. Like we're going to watch Craig say whatever he says on Southern Charm. Then they should play Paige's. It's the same day that it happened. So like put the Southern Summer House footage in Southern Charm.

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Thank you, honeylove.com slash turt. You're welcome, Jenny Love. Even though it's slash toast, like that could get confusing sometimes. Actually, yeah. The sponsor being like, what the fuck are you doing? You see them backing out, like seriously. What the fuck are you doing? This is, what kind of business you in?

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Our next story, can I have some of your coffee? I've been eyeing it. Oh, it's disgusting, enjoy. That's just been like sort of a problem with my commute. This was really my first coffee.

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Like it's not like actually tasty. Yeah. People don't space coffee. Of course.

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Yes. No, that's exactly what it is. You just drink it. It's a means to an end. I don't actually like the taste. I like what it does for me. Right. Like even the world. Cause I like sometimes like I crave. Unless I'm having like a vanilla bean macchiato frappuccino.

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It's like if you gave it to a child, the coffee or the, obviously you wouldn't give them anything, but they would say that's gross.

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It's kind of the theme of the day. The Jonas Brothers have revealed JonasCon, a one-day fan event in New Jersey centered around the Jonas Bronis. This makes me sad. In honor of their 20th anniversary, yes, you are old, if you are listening.

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Like, don't get comfortable. It's unsettling, yeah. Yeah. They cancel tours, they cancel the band, they fight. They can't look at each other on stage. This is their last show, this is how it ends.

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That's really funny. In honor of their 20th anniversary, the Jonas Brothers are giving fans once in a lifetime experience. On February 14th, they announced that they'll host a special one-day event called JonasCon in their home state of New Jersey.

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The event will feature live performances, DJ sets, Q&A panels, fan activations, pop-up surprises, immersive experience, and special guest appearances to celebrate the band's 20th anniversary. Now, of course, the Jonas Brothers will be there. I should hope so. And I imagine they'll be playing Play My Music.

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We rock. Camp Rock. Oh my God, that's so crazy. Have you seen, oh no, that wasn't the Alison Stoner clip, the Alison Stoner Demi Lovato. I love them for that. But the Jonas Brothers like should be there performing. Unclear who else is performing, like who's doing the Q and A's and the DJ sets. They have a lot of DJ friends actually. So I could see like, you know, the boys coming through.

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But I would just like to- Literally I was the negative complaining bitch about Megan. I think people tune in for the truth. So whatever that is.

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Like cash grabs. Cash grabs. I just feel like they always think it's the end because they don't know what's gonna set off Joe and Nick next. So it's like, let's make the money today. They live on the edge. Just like their fans. Yeah, and I remember we were talking about this because I think a while ago, what, do my feet smell? No, I was wondering, am I touching your feet? I'm touching something.

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Oh my God, no. I took my shoes off. I'm just like playing footsies with something. With my shoe. And I was like, is it her? No.

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Yeah. I'll be curious to see how many people... Maybe this is a big... Maybe they can make a couple mil in a day. Like BravoCon, yeah, where everybody comes to see them. They don't have to go on tour. They do all have young children. So it's like, this could be a good model. It could, it could. That's a good way of looking at it. It just doesn't sound like it.

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And it also depends, what's the venue?

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Is it like a convention center? That's not the vibe. Convention center is like giving retired, you know, come see your favorite stars from the 80s. No, but there are...

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It would be cool if it's like in an arena or a stadium.

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Yeah, but maybe it's more of a, I think they're still thinking what it looks like.

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It's a con. Oh, for me, it's giving legacy.

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Yeah. Yeah. Saved by the bell. We'll be there. Yes. Right. Right.

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Yeah. Okay. Are you ready for a fifth and final story that will lead into our white Lotus recap? Yes. Because one of the biggest names on the new season of white Lotus is Patrick Schwarzenegger making a lot of headlines. He sat down with vanity fair to talk about the role and the fact that we saw his penis and how he quote, I fucked his way onto the white Lotus.

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And Patrick's the one that dated Miley? Yes, of course. Because I confused him with Connor Kennedy.

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Maybe he's toiling away somewhere. Maybe he's in a military academy or something. And he's gonna be the president.

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Just in general, but specifically- Was it hard for you to find a seat?

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I don't know. I feel like he's at West Point.

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Okay, so I had high hopes for him. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he enlisted after. Or maybe he had the night off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he came to the big city. And you know, the military loves to go to Zero Bond. And West Point's not that far from Zero Bond. No, for sure. For sure. Patrick Schwarzenegger, you saw him.

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Yes. A little bit. There are some like cringy tidbits, but also interesting. Like, first of all, he was set, it opens how he talked about like every Sunday night, he would like get together for dinner with his family and they all watch white Lotus together, which is just like, Weird. That's like a weird. What? No, like. Oh, it's like a sexual show. It's just like a random sexual show.

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And it's like, that's what you guys are like glued to. It's not like Game of Thrones. That's a really good point. So, and then how it was his dream to one day be on a season. I think it's a lot of people's dream because like, look at, you know, Megan Fahey. It makes a star. Yeah. Jennifer Coolidge. Every time we would watch, my family would just be yapping at me. Why aren't you on this show?

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Why didn't you audition for this show? It's actually funny. You need to talk to someone to get you on this show. That's really funny.

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Interesting. Maybe she was commuting to work.

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Because we all kind of do business and we have to get there. The American Riviera Orchard office building. Yeah, we have to get to work. And that's probably what she was doing. Yeah. If only she had like was driving herself.

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Well, Chris Pratt, he talks a lot about, not a lot, but he talks a bit about Chris Pratt in this interview. First of all, his whole family went to the premiere and then he was asking for, he got an audition. They didn't tell him it was the white Lotus, but like, I don't know how much I believe this. He said, they said it was a show called like secret garden.

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And they gave him like one line about who this character is. And he has to like make it his own. And Chris Pratt was like, They only really watch five seconds. In the first five seconds, they know if you're right for the role. I just wanna say, I do believe that.

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Or it's like undercover boss. We're in a blender. Oh, that too. But like undercover boss, like he has to go undercover because everyone knows the formula. I kind of see that. So Chris had told him like, they'll know if you're right for it within the first five seconds. So like do something interesting.

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So because he knew this guy was like kind of like misogynist, he was like, he said they're the first five seconds. He kind of like, I fucked the camera.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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and was like acting like it was a girl like and that he got the role and then when he knew it was white lotus very exciting and even when they were filming in thailand like the whole family parker posey and the gang they like did everything together as a family like people would be like you want to go to dinner they're like i'm having dinner with my family okay we need to talk about watching movies and like they would all even before they started filming like do zooms to like get into this that's cute it's giving where the millers like um

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This is my new family. But I guess that's good. Again, it's just acting. You have a nice family at home, but okay, sure, yeah.

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Wait, I'm going to go Gilded Age actress. Oh my God. She is. She tied her hair blonde. She thought we wouldn't know. Jackie, this is her last name. Oh, I see. I see. I'm not saying that. Okay. Bertha Russell.

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When I saw Parker Posey like on the credits in the beginning when they changed the song, I was like, excuse me, Josie.

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Yeah, like a bed wench. Yeah, she was a bed wench. Thank you. Okay, let me go to just White Lotus season three cast. I was just- And the little brother, what is he from? Oh, he's like, you know, classic up and comer. He's classic, like summer, I turn pretty.

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But like, actually, what is he from?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Outside of pregnancy, like you're the kind of gal one gets up for.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Well, you know, I never watched season two, but that's not like, I like the show actually. Cause you can kind of jump back in. Except that you kind of can't. The little brother's from perfect couple. So we just saw him. Oh yeah. Yeah.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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So, oh my God, I didn't realize that the celebrity of the three friends, girls, Jacqueline, that's Michelle Monaghan. Yes. I didn't know that was Michelle Monaghan. And our queen, Leslie Bibb. We love Leslie Bibb. I mean, give Leslie Bibb all the jobs. More jobs. All of them. She should be in every show. She's such a good actress and she did amazing.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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But I saw in the credits, Michelle Monaghan's in this. I'm like, oh, I love that for her. Like after Tom Brady and everything, she'll be on my bonus.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Something to do with Jennifer Coolidge. Season one. He was her boyfriend there, right?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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that too. But I just feel like if we're in a group, like even if we're in a group of friends and there's one chair and none of us are pregnant, like it's for Claudia.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Resetting the stage. Exactly. And it's a nice environment. Yeah. It's part delicious. I miss the pineapple room guy.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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But I reference the pineapple room guy all the time. Yeah. We've all been the pineapple room guy. If someone's complaining about anything, I'm like, don't be the pineapple room guy. And it's a really good and important lesson. Yeah, it's so true. So I didn't watch the second season. I'm sure I would enjoy it. It's like very...

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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established characters a little bit infuriating obviously very entitled it's the way people behave on vacation um so we'll see what this season holds we will but um literally when you're like obsessed with tv and celebrities like watching the white lotus requires 20 minutes of research prior because it was just infuriating trying to place people yeah i was just i didn't watch um

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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With anything else in mind, I was just like trying to be present. I feel like I was present.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he's looking for his mom. Yeah, right. Oh. So I think he gets there in a little bit. Okay, that makes sense. I thought he was a guest, but then I'm like, he's not here. This is just the first season. And Belinda's in the second season, so she's also like a- Belinda's in every season.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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I was like, what is this, a fat farm? Oh my God, I was laughing so hard. I didn't realize that's like a term everyone uses. When his girlfriend said,

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Is that even his girlfriend? There's something not girlfriend-like. Yeah. We'll see. There's something weird with everyone. So we'll see on all counts. That's your White Lotus recap and we'll try and stay up on it.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Yeah. So as long as you're finding what you need, you should be okay. And I know you just missed me so much and you just weren't ready to part with me.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Okay, obviously not cool. I have to really put myself in...

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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this situation imagine like a friend we're both like nursing mamas the friend is what makes it weird like I think that if I was if you were doing me a favor coming over and getting the shower the baby started crying you happen to have also just had a baby and I came back and you were nursing my baby like I would not think that's weird because we're family right but I would ask you still even being your sister like I would have to know so that's like really crazy that she did that if it was a friend um I would just like also I would want to know like

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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are you guys aligned on other stuff? Like what is she eating? Like, is it, do you think like her milk, if her milk is like finding you guys are on the same page about everything. And so like, it's more so about the, like the not asking versus like what actually your child got. So I'm going to go ahead and say like the milk was fine. It was just about the act of doing it. Right.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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She's not like doing meth and breastfeeding. Right, right, right, right. Um, I would, uh, have a conversation with her, but like there's a path to forgiveness. I think, you know, it's, I guess like. She was trying to help. It's not a malicious coming like from a bad place. And just like give yourself fine comfort in the fact that like for centuries, this is what women did. So true.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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What is that called? Wet nurse? A wet nurse. Children breastfed off. It's really not a big deal. People even go to like a breast milk bank and get other women's breast milk.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Right. So that's why I'm like, if you, if this woman's milk like seems good to you. She makes good choices. She makes good choices. Like it's,

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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She said up, down, left, right, center. Like, I'm not coming to see you. Like, I'm not doing. Don't count on me. Yeah. No, I'm seriously like not coming. So we planned accordingly. And lo and behold.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Yeah, I just feel like anyone that I'm super, super close with would 100% ask me because I'm not close with a crazy person. And so if it was someone that I'm not that close with that they felt like they wouldn't ask me, yeah, I don't need to be your friend anymore because we weren't that close.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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You had told me so many times you weren't coming.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Yeah, you're not being crazy, but you know, it's also hard to make friends. Especially mom friends. Sometimes we just gotta be like, okay, you go this way, you think this, I'll think that, but let's like still have a- I know, but like touching someone's baby, like I do fear. Well, touching is, she was always gonna touch him. He was crying.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Maybe we're all a little too uptight about it. Oh wow, okay. I don't think so. I mean, if it were me, like seriously, I would punch you in the face. But I actually don't know someone, I would not have someone in my house who would do this. So like, it's really hard to say. To put yourself in her. It is.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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What kind of friend, what level of friendship that the person is in my house when I have a baby, like so we're close. So they're alone with the new baby so I can shower. But doesn't know me well enough to know, like this is just something I would ask.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Right. So I threw a birthday party. But I was being selfish. I said, listen. Yeah. No, no, no. And I was like, okay, yeah, you can't come to every single party. It's a kid's party, whatever. But just... due to all the different circumstances, like everyone wound up coming to this party and it was already such like a pargy event, like really fun. I love a kid's party.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Because she was trying to help the baby. I think really when I think about who would do this to me, it's like, is this someone that I like low-key want to cut out anyway? Because if it was like you and I. Let's evaluate the friendship. They say it was you and I was like, Claudia, what on earth are you doing? Don't ever. Would you be mad? Well, you're my sister. So like it's kind of similar.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Even though I eat sugary cereal. You do eat sugary cereal. I wouldn't like be about it. I wouldn't be like, do that again. But I would 100% forgive you and we would move on because like, I love you and I cherish our relationship and I wanna work on things.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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She needs to know. 1000% because- You just walk on over there and you tell her straight up. You don't need Easter eggs. You don't need to write us no dear Sam the other night at karma. At bed. Tell her straight up.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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I 100% agree. Also, they're just dating right now. Stop her from making a big mistake. Right. You should 100%. It's not like they are married.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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And then my family was there and it was so beautiful.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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I don't care if it gets back to you. He talks about it with his friends. It's not a secret. Right. Everybody knows. But seriously. once this episode's over and listen until the end, walk on over there and tell her. You don't need to come up with some hijinks in order for her to know. You know what, we should wait for something bad to happen because this person's obviously really crazy.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Just tell her straight up. And maybe it won't matter to her and she won't see it as an issue and now she has all the information. Maybe she's the only one who could get him to stop and come off his phone and pick up his head up.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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They were literally playing in all the blow up stuff as they were breaking it down.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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But like- Do you not see how the pronouns are confusing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she's saying like they're making a joke.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Okay, we'll go to the next one. Go and break that down.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Um, I think you got to let it go. This is his story. This is his life and his experience. He's telling it on his show. Now I hope he has an audience. Otherwise this is just like sad.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Thank you. I really enjoy doing it. I do hire a party planner because I can take that on and I make it as easy as possible for myself. And I would recommend doing so because it was just I had so much fun. It was space themed. Zach and I wore like NASA jackets. So cute. Dressed like a little space family.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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And it's unfortunate if he's sharing like really private stuff, but it doesn't sound like he necessarily- She said the sex life. I don't like that. I don't like that. But that's what people do every day on their podcasts.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Taylor Strucker would never, I don't think, be mad if her husband went on a podcast and started talking about this. Because she goes on her podcast and talks about Her husband. Her former life, yeah. Right. So I think the answer for you is to start a podcast and take your power back.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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He told his story, like, okay. And then next week there'll be a new episode and that's it.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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So I think you just... Just ignore, by the way. Ignore, yeah.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Yeah, just move on from it. Yeah. That's all.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Yeah. And it's just like a couple of things, like a ball pit, a bouncy house, like the regular stuff. And they'll have fun. Not to put Margo Washer on blast, but I had a coffee cart and like the whole theme of the party was like outer space. So the coffee cart had a sign that said space coffee, like just to be like a part of the party.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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The photographer was like, let me get a picture of the sisters. I was like, are my sisters here? Are we all here? All present and accounted for.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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It was so random. It was so nice. It was so nice. It was so, so nice. It was a really nice weekend and we got to spend the day together after we worked really hard on Friday.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Exactly. We celebrated game tunes with so much love and tunage. Did you celebrate game tunes? I did not celebrate game tunes in an official capacity.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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So I clocked it because I could tell he had no idea. And then when we were all by the pool, I was like, do you have anything to say to me? And he was like, you look pretty. I was like, no. Happy anniversary. And then he realized, and it was 2.37 p.m. I clocked the time, that he remembered it was Valentine's Day after being prompted. Could be worse. Yeah. Could be better.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Listen, he dropped the ball on game tunes. Did you get flowers? I got flowers in the evening. I don't know where.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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It was clearly sold out. The neighbor had already thrown hers away, and he doesn't have them. But yesterday was our anniversary, and so he really made up for it with cards, and he got me the most beautiful flower arrangement. Oh, that's nice. So it was nice yesterday to have the party, and then also be like a celebration of our anniversary and just a nice moment.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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This week is always our big, but we still haven't gone out for our dinner, I'll say.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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I do. Cause it's always just like a really nice special week. And I look forward to this time of year. Plus it's around like president's day. So sometimes we'll do a staycation. do a little something. I really, I do like it. Cause I'm sure it'd also be nice if it was all spread out, but we have other stuff. You know, I don't want to be like an ingrate. You don't like your timing.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Well, you know what I was just thinking about?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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No. You get celebrated? I just want you to know. God willing, God willing, God willing. God willing, God willing, God willing. I am not texting Ben that day. Good. I am not. You better not get it. I'm so sorry, Ben, but like this has to be. It has to be this way. It has to be like a calendar year. And you do not get him a card. I could just see you being like, he's been so amazing.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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No, what are they up to, those crazy kids?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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We need a director of cinematography. That's what I'm saying.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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No, but just like to understand their like workflow.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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No, not for their person, but just for their workflow. Like how do you keep the content consistent in Park G?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Well, I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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As there always is with Matt and Abby, but they're like rage bait click baiters and they want you to listen to the podcast and I'm not going to give into it. I'm not gonna be like, oh my God, he's so crazy. Like I'm sure there's a perfectly logical in Matt's brain reason. Right.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Yeah. Or like there's a mouse in the closet and he's like trying to trap it. Totally. It's just like something so Matt. So Matt. Are you more of a Matt or an Abby?

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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I understand. I think that's enough Matt and Abby talk. Good speed to Matt and Abby. Good luck. Good speed. Good God speed. Also good speed. I hope you catch that mouse. Try raid. Try raid. And I think without further ado to do, do you think time? Yeah, I think so. We've got a lot to talk about. We've got a lot to do today. White Lotus, dear toasters. Oh yeah. Dear toasters.

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As Ever, With Love, Orchard: Tuesday, February 18th, 2025

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Give me your phone. I was just trying to help you. Crazy pants. Without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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We're happy to be here in a new setup, a great American tour of podcast studios.

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It's such a great thing to have if like you're consistently using it.

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Right. If not, it just like doesn't solve the problem because it sits in the fridge.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Correct. You're supposed to put it in the fridge at night. Take it out in the morning. Is that what they say? It's a full time job. Yes.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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You can't leave it out all day. That's like the butter will go bad. Refrigerate it at night and then like when you have your coffee, take it out. So throughout the day, people can use it sparingly and then put it back in the fridge. It's literally like a full time thing.

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Oh, Pellegrino. I like Pellegrino in any... Vessel.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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But it does sound like if you were to get on like a really good schedule with it, like it would be life changing. I could just see myself falling asleep and being like, I didn't put the butter in the fridge.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Right. Right. But see, you've made it such a priority that like it matters a lot to you. That's how you have to be with the butter. But because you're already up late at night, like with your starter in the kitchen, you might naturally be able to move the butter into the fridge. Try it.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Because if it works, you would love it. You will love it. I love you. Oh, also, I'm assuming we're going to talk more about the ass and astronauts. We are.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Good. Because actually, I've had a bit of a change of heart.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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So chlorine is added to the water systems because it disinfects and, you know, kills bacteria. But it can be damaging to your hair and skin and it can fundamentally cause issues that Jolie fixes. Their shower heads are beautiful. So don't if you have like a pargy aesthetic bathroom, you don't have to worry about changing out your shower head and it being ugly.

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They come in a bunch of different colors. They're really pretty and very sleek, like really nice design. Yeah. It's the perfect combination of form and function and they give strong water pressure. It fits all showers as the plumbing pipe size is universal. Ben was like against it because he was like really concerned about the pressure. But trust me, we're fine.

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Oh, yeah. That's like a really good call. What were they?

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Otherwise, like this is I'm sure it was like a whole team of the Blue Origin peeps. Like, you know, they sit in the control room like in Hidden Figures, men and women.

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Oh, I guess I didn't realize that wasn't a universal thing.

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Would they have come home is the question. No, I'm kidding. That sounds really scary. Yeah, of course, no. I'm good. I want the best and brightest. I don't care who it is, you know?

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Me too. I don't care if you have both. Like seriously, get me home safe. No, it's so true. Oh my God. That just gave me a fright. Literally, it chilled out my spine. There's been a lot of backlash. Like obviously we've been clowning on these bitches for weeks and everybody's sort of just now joining us.

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Yeah, yeah, no, 100%. Do you want groin for dinner?

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And Gayle King, she's sort of this media princess. Like she's America loves her. Like nothing she does gets backlash. So I'm sure this is new territory for her.

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But she's also the reason why there's so much hate. She's just, I feel super connected to love right now.

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Well, you know, I had heard that Seltzer was a bladder irritant, so I've been trying to pull back. I hadn't heard that.

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I don't believe that they were all asking her to sing. I don't believe it.

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No, I heard that. So not that it's helped at all.

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Of course, no, it's kind of like when you go to Europe and then you come back and you think you're like too good for everyone, you know?

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It's existential. It's existential.

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So it sounds like you two are having a bit of a change of heart. Let me tell you what I'm having.

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No. And what I don't like is like when I saw, first of all, like we talked like a week or two ago about Olivia Munn clowning on them. And I was like, damn, because she was like us. Nobody was saying these things. Right. It was kind of brave. But now everyone's it's easy to join the like hate bandwagon. And I saw two things that kind of made me like switch my POV. I saw.

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Two outspoken women, Emily Ratajkowski and Olivia Wilde, like clowning on this. Emily Ratajkowski has been like leaving comments on TikToks. Basically the messaging from both of them being like, this is so stupid. Wasteful. Kim, there's people that are dying basically. And I don't know. I don't want to, I don't,

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I don't feel right finding myself on the same side as Olivia Wilde and Emily Ratajkowski because I feel like when I'm always talking about like toxic women, like feminism, like herstory, I'm literally talking about Olivia Wilde. Like whenever I'm talking about the toxic, like whatever brand of feminism where it's like you're, but you literally hate women. I'm literally talking about Olivia Wilde.

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Yes. They are the two people I am always thinking of in my brain. Mostly Olivia Wilde. Shia, Shia, Shia, Shia. Like, oh, I'm the first woman director. I'm a first woman, woman, woman. Meanwhile, you're begging an abuser to come while the girl is like, please stop. Like... I'm literally referring to Olivia Wilde when I talk about toxic feminism. And Emily Ratajkowski is not far behind.

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So the fact that they're on this side, I got to switch.

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Yeah, of course. I brought it up yesterday.

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I think that the Olivia Wilde brand of feminism is actually harmful. Yeah. So once I saw that she was like echoing some of my sentiments, I had to change my sentiments.

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I was relieved to see like little to no footage of them like putting on lashes and glam. Maybe that was like more of a joke they were making. I thought they were actually going to be like applying their lipstick in space.

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Right, right. But they were gravity defying lashes. Which is a dumb thought. Yeah. Okay. I liked that Blue Origin. I'm being positive now. Oh, do you like that Jeff Bezos tripped? Yes. Okay. So I like that they had a lot of footage of the whole thing. They had live stream cameras inside. They were obviously all mic'd because we had a lot of audio.

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That video of them like descending before the parachute happened.

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um blows up it's obviously they just are free falling it's like when you're if a plane just drops out of the sky and it's terrifying and you just hear the five women fucking screaming at the top of their lungs like shrieking it is unbelievably hysterical like bad for women but hysterical i thought we got so much so many funny moments jeff like greeting the pod as they landed on earth and then falling in a ditch like you can't make this stuff up like you couldn't write something so funny so you know what you know what they put the ass in astronaut i love it they did after everything they did

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Butterfly effect? Oh, like, when you see some Mandela effect? Is that it? No. Like, when you see something, and then you start seeing it everywhere.

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Think of a pop star of like her elk. Like Kesha.

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That's not very kind of you to say Lady Gaga is of the same elk as Katy Perry.

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Yes. Do you think Katy Perry could headline Coachella? Yes. Like right now.

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I thought that was fake. Why did Wendy's reply that? I know that their whole schtick is being, like, snarky on Twitter. I think it had literally nothing to do with Kesha and just, like, brands wanting to get involved.

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They tweeted about... Agreed. What did they say? Like, along the lines of the same joke that's been running around on the internet. Like, we should have left Katie in space.

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a fast food company and any company in general like you want to kill her you want to kill it's funny when we say it you can't say that shit so you want to kill katie perry great and then apparently kesha posted drinking a wendy's and i think they're completely unaffiliated and if anybody's wondering i had a soda from wendy's on sunday what does that mean i can't tell you you have a soda from wendy's after they said that they wanted to kill katie perry

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No, but I knew that they would be involved in this astronaut drama, and so I bought a soda to support.

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I didn't like it either. It gave me an icky, weird feeling.

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So you're killers? Right. Is that what Wendy's promotes? Killing? Of women who are out here achieving their dreams? I want to get the exact tweet just to put a bow on it.

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Yeah, her name is Wozniacki, but I see what you're saying. Yes, they have a very sort of tortured past, the two of them. He left her at the altar. Not really. They were engaged to be married. And literally the second they sent out their wedding invitations, two days later, he called off the wedding. On the phone. And he said it was like the invitations that really shook him to his core. Yeah.

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Okay, that's better than can we leave her? Can we kill her? We made it worse.

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Everyone's already mad that they spent so much. With what provisions? Yeah. Like, is she a big Timothee Chalamet backpack full of snacks?

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You are suggesting that we pollute the earth even further. And we send Katy Perry into space with nothing but a granola bar. That's what they're suggesting. And then they're going to kill her.

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Yes, yes. More waste. And like Olivia Wilde doesn't chime in on things. Yeah. So it's not very feminist of you, I just want to say, to like not ever chime in on shit. And the first thing you're going to post an Instagram story about is a clowning on a Good natured. Like they think they're doing something good. It's like stupid.

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Well, I have one thing to say to that. Shia, Shia, Shia, Shia.

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We saw the real Olivia Wilde and I've seen all I needed to say.

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That's what this group was missing. A funny person.

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Like to really have brought it back down, make it a little bit more relatable and palatable for America. They needed a funny woman on there.

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Yeah. She's also a heavily criticized person. Like I need to think of who who's like America's funny person that everybody loves.

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Kim. Kim and people who are friends with Lauren Sanchez.

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And he made a public statement about it, too, which was weird. She's obviously so much better off without him. Her husband now is so fucking hot. And honestly, Rory McIlroy could never. David Lee could eat him for breakfast. He's like 1,000 feet taller. So I'm happy for everything works out. But that was extremely uncool.

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I can't believe this is getting made before Seven Husbands.

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I don't feel like Netflix has a great track record with book adaptations. I think Amazon does it really well, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Daisy Jones and Six. Hulu has done it well, Little Fires Everywhere, Big Little Lies on Max. I don't know, Netflix. Tell me lies. Tell me lies, thank you. Netflix, I can't think of a good one. I think they did a great job with Luckiest Girl Alive.

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I'll never admit it. I don't think they did a good job with The Perfect Couple.

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They don't have, so I have like, like very low hopes for this only because of Netflix's involvement.

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I know. Cause it's made by different production companies. What does it have to do?

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Maybe, hopefully. And honestly, Serena Williams being a part of it is brilliant. When you're reading the book, there's clearly so many things that are inspired by Serena.

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Yes, it was not my favorite book either, but I do think like a niche sport like people love. I think it would be a good TV show if done right. I just cannot believe that like of all the things Taylor Jenkins has like gone viral for, this is the one that's getting picked up first. It was it's one of her successful books, but it's not even close to her most.

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Yes, agreed. Same with Kari Soto. She's at a level now where all of her books are huge hits because of the ones that came before.

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She does. I think One True Loves was, like, one of her biggest before even.

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No, no, no. Famous people. But it's actually a crazy book. Have you read it? No. She's married. She has this amazing marriage. And her husband, he goes hiking or something. I don't know. And he never comes back. He dies. He's pronounced dead. And so she's absolutely devastated. She moves on with her life. Years later, she finally meets someone, this great guy, Sam. They're engaged.

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And all of a sudden, her husband is found. He's been living on an icicle for five years. And he comes home being like, And the whole book is like, what does she do? And like her current fiance is like very supportive. And he, the husband's like mad being like, are you kidding me? Like I literally like, like fought a polar bear and lived on an icicle to get back to you.

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And like, you're over here fucking this guy. And so it's like, which one will she choose? But it's actually a good premise for a book. Do you want to know who she chooses? No. Does she make a choice? She does, which I really appreciate. It doesn't just end. It's not herself.

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No, Jackie, she makes a choice and it's not herself. It's a person.

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Yeah, I won't spoil it, but it's actually a very good book.

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No, I don't want to spoil it for the listeners. You want to text it to me? Yeah. Who do you think she chooses?

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We actually do follow each other on social media. We do follow each other on social media, me and Caroline.

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Yep. Just something to think about.

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At the very least, invite her to the premiere.

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I actually did not like Challengers. I thought it was the biggest waste of my time. People loved it. I couldn't believe it was nominated for any Oscars. A true testament to how far the Oscars have fallen.

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Yeah. It's a little misleading because everybody saw her crying in public. The paparazzi caught her. They're like, she's upset about SNL because we literally were just talking about that. And she clarified on her Instagram. She was like, no, I wasn't.

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No, like she was one of the first like famous people to follow me. And I followed her back and I'm just like, I've been keeping up with her for many years.

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No, I know. And it's like, you leave the house looking fabulous so many times and the paparazzi catches you the one time you're crying.

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Okay, I believe her. Yeah. But there's a lot going on with her and Walter and everything, every story we have about her, whether it's the SNL or the Instagram stuff, it's...

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not to make everything about me, but just like a personal anecdote that I do feel is relevant here is last White Lotus season, I think it was like a Friday night. They air on Sundays. And on Friday night, I went out to dinner with Megan Fahey, who played Daphne, who was like in the White Lotus season. Everyone was just like the most fabulous character. Everyone was obsessed with her.

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One thousand percent. She's besties with Serena Williams.

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And when I tell you we went out for dinner and I've never seen somebody get like looked at more. And we got like a private members club. So like nobody was asking for pictures, but like it was so crazy to be in a restaurant.

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No, I was like living for it. Everyone was staring at us. I'm like, oh yeah, Megan, I know her for years.

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Somewhere public, Target, yeah. It was so, I've never seen, and I like, not to be annoying, like I've been around famous people before, but like it was insane. Every, the waiters, everybody was whispering it. So that's what Amy Lou Wood is currently experiencing. And like, you're right. Like you have to know better. Like you have to, you have to act.

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you're crying in public in which in case this is a ploy so the internet's like and the blinds like the consensus is that allegedly these two had some sort of onset affair he is married his wife found out forced Walton to block her and ignore her and there's that's the reason why all of her likes have gone on liked on his pictures and and this is the fallout of that brief affair and she's heartbroken I guess

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OK, should I table how I wrote my college thesis on Serena?

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Well, he's a star, you know. Today. Today. No, he's, like, he's on Righteous Gemstones, too.

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I saw his architectural digest as well.

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Yeah, right. And he's also on Righteous Gemstones, which people are obsessed with. You should watch that. Yeah. I started it. I didn't like it. I also, I think something we need to talk about is a very smart thing that Max did is that so many, not so many, but like a couple of their key characters who people are obsessed with right now are Max stars, right? Like Carrie Coon is the Gilded Age.

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Walter Goggins is Righteous Jim. So it was actually like a very smart, synergized moment.

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So she contracted this virus that led to her untimely death because they were living in some sort of squalor.

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Great, great. Lots of book news today.

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Probably stopped taking his meds. Oh, my God. What a fucking terrible story.

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Ugh, and he's in that house for a couple of days, so confused, and his wife is dead. And he has children.

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In the words of the great, great, late Gene Hackman, I feel like vomiting.

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I knew that living in filth wasn't good for your health, but I didn't know you could actually contract a virus and die.

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yeah so very sad i'm okay to move on i'm okay to move on i feel nosh yeah our fifth and final before into your toasters which is brought to you by hill house home one of our favorite sponsors they invented the viral nap dress which has the most flattering and comfortable fit with their signature smocking i loved them before i got pregnant i have a

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Okay, so did I, except I have like half the finale left. So I guess I didn't finish it, but I caught up on a bunch of episodes. Oh, let me tell you, I was cackling. It really is such a good show.

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All my life I've been waiting for, I've been praying for, for the people to say. And if you guys like don't know who Mati Sahu is, don't feel bad. But he's like kind of a core. They know that one song, but he is like the first, last and only successful Jewish rapper. Actually, Drake is Jewish.

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Yeah, he raps about like Judaism. He's like a huge figure in our community. And that song, One Day, years ago, was a huge hit.

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I got a little choked up about Amari.

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So Bruno Mars wrote One Day. Thank you so much for that.

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I had no idea that Bruno Mars was like doing the work before, because that's way before he got famous. That song came out when we were like in middle school.

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Who didn't have it? Of course, Taylor Swift.

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If you like. I mean, it makes sense. Like when you're supremely talented like that, like there are certain people like Sia, you know, you were always finding out like hit songs that they had a hand in.

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I like how he has to make himself a victim in the caption. I had to go across town. That's so Jewish. It's like, you could have gotten it delivered. No, back in the day. They would drive, Jackie. There just wasn't Uber Eats. No, and you could have gotten... Like one of the PAs to go get you lunch. Like he's just a victim.

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Let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment where Jackie and I try to help out three swirlies in need.

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I love that they acknowledge that it's like the Khloe, Kris, and Kim show. And then she was like, actually, it's just the Khloe, Kim, with a side of Kris show.

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no no the former okay maybe we'll help out two swirlies it's getting so hard for me to like do things do you want to email it to me just give me a second just email it to me do you think that maybe we could table it like i'm really not feeling good

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yeah i'd be happy like i did the fast five like i'm really not okay i think like i'm fine i'm fine you guys i just like it's it's like i'm not it's too much for me like i'm really like i have to go to the bathroom i think you have to listen to your body and all of us globally have to listen to your body as well thank you so much we love you so much love you bye

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It's really a good show. Like I really have enjoyed watching it so much.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Good? Yep. Welcome back to the toast. Happy Tuesday. Yes, Jackie is slandering me before the show even begins, but it's not slander because it's 100% true. I am drinking, you know, I pretty much have a LaCroix every day here ever since like people asked me to stop drinking my iced coffee. The ice was bothering them. I have a LaCroix. And yesterday I went to place an order.

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There's no fucking way. There's no way. That they get paid the same.

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She's working. And you know what? I actually really appreciated her. She was probably the most visible on this season that I've ever seen her. She did solo interviews. She went on her college tour. She was going to her sister's houses just to check a box.

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Yeah. I remember when they were at E!, I believe they were open with us that like they all split it when they got that huge deal with EM. It was on the cover of New York Post, $100 million. But there's no way.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Okay. I fucking love Chris. Chris is so underrated. They all clown on her so much. I was cackling so hard at her leaving at two in the morning. I was also just cracking up at her like whole vibe in like, Where were they? Joshua Tree. Watching them walk around Joshua Tree, Kim wearing cargo pants and like a big fuzzy.

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The bag. I actually like felt uncomfortable. It was painful for me. Why does she dress like that? Like so unreasonable. She's always dressed for the wrong occasion. Yeah. It was making me sick. Chloe, like biker shorts and a Lululemon tank. Like, thank you.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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All of them just like hopping off that RV with their Birkins. I just want to say I would take an RV trip with like the family. I think that would be really fun.

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I love the movie RV. I'm constantly influenced by RV, but I want to say my interest in this type of trip actually has nothing to do with RV. My favorite Robin Williams movie. It more so has to do with Joby Tardy. I want to say like season seven or eight when they were like kind of grasping at straws. I think they knew their show was about to get canceled and they were like, just let's do some shit.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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They took all the kids on an RV around, I think for the summer. It was so funny. They like stopped at casinos. That would be fun.

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Gotta get your kicks. That would be us the whole time. En route 66. And Kristen Chenoweth is in that movie too. All right, don't get me started on my RV soapbox, but like eight stars started. JoJo, Caroline, Robin Williams, and Kristen Chenoweth.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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And they didn't have La Croix. They said, can we offer you bubbly? Bubbly. And obviously like I need to drink, right? So I said yes. And I wasn't going to go pick up the La Croix myself. So I'm drinking bubbly. And I will tell you, like I pulled it out of the fridge this morning and I felt bad. You need to put a piece of tape over the logo.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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And people always talk about Robin Williams' breadth of work. And they talk about Dead Poets Society and Patch or whatever that movie's called. And they don't talk about RV. And when I tell you, the biggest belly laughs I've ever had in my life are from that movie.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Oh, and then we can watch an RV movie every night. Yay. No, I'm telling you, this sounds so much fun. We'll just have to like really invest in a good RV and like good, you know, like people to help RVs.

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As long as we're seeing beautiful things. I don't care.

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I'm fine with that. The real issue I have with RVs is that there's one master bedroom and then like six bunks. And when Chloe, I was like, there's no way Chloe is sleeping in that bunk bed. And she did. It's literally like a slot, like a hole in the wall that you climb into.

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Got it, got it. And she wasn't in the bed when Chris left. Oh, Chris was in the bed. I understand.

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Oh, oh, you scared me. I was like, did I miss it?

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Oh, good. Okay, yeah. So we'll watch part three tonight, putting, you know, an end to really, like, a kind of dreadful season. But I've enjoyed it nonetheless. I'm having fun.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Yeah, maybe at this point when they had filmed it, she had seen some of the response. Yeah. to her behavior and was adjusting. I don't know. It looks like tonight she like gets dragged by her hair for once and for all. It's so, you know, I don't, I'm not wearing a watch, but it's time.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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I started a new show and I, you know, I'm kind of in this phase where I'm like looking for a new comfort show ever since I started, stopped, finished Desperate Housewives. And I hate to come on here because I know that like the shows I'm talking about are people's favorites, right? Like Gilmore Girls, it didn't hit for me. And I'm watching Parenthood now. And it's also- Parents. Okay.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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And it's a show that I think we would like. It's like a big family, four siblings who are all grown, married with kids and like the inter family, you know, cousin issues, work issues. And it also features Lauren Graham, who's Lorelei Gilmore. I'm really not enjoying the show. And I would say most of it is because of her.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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So I'm feeling maybe like the common thread isn't that I don't like these shows. Maybe I don't like like Lauren Graham. Her character that she plays in both is very similar. You know, she's like a single mom. She's like a little crazy. And I find her fucking insufferable. And I'm like, I hate to be that person because like I keep coming on here, like talking about shows that people love.

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People like die for parenthood and Ben's loving it. I'm like hating it.

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I know, but I can't start fresh again. I've started so many shows. We also started Friday Night Lights. Ben had never seen it.

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You are? I feel like you're always telling me about Outlander.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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So I watched that scene for nothing.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Do you? I guess we did pick that up from Ben. But Ben picks up things from us. Ben's walking around the house all day. You will love it. You will love it. He's like, you'll like it. I was like, what? He's like, you will like it. It's like my new favorite toast is him.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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Thanks for calling me out. Yes, I am drinking a bubbly, but just know it's not by choice. I'm merely a victim of circumstance.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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People don't realize actually you would love it. Also does come with a hand gesture. If you're watching on YouTube, you can see it goes a little bit like this. You would love it. It's very rabbinical actually. It is. Speaking of rabbinical, how's your journey with Chame?

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Can I ask you a question, actually?

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Yeah, like, yesterday, or no, Sunday, I bought two boxes of egg matzah. And I'm not even through the first one. Oh.

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yeah me and ben i mean i'm two and now the kids are demanding a huge sheet of it like they don't want it in pieces they don't eat the whole sheet but like they won't take it another way let me ask you a question because in my opinion one of the best ways to enjoy matzah is matzah with like nice delicious good salted butter but it's so impossible to spread without breaking how do you butter your matzah so

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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So I've been using butter spray. I can't believe it's not butter spray. Actually, fun fact about me is I use a lot of butter spray. I love it on my corn on the cob.

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I know. So it's like, it's something, it's actually a true guilty pleasure. I know it's so bad for me, but it's, it's obviously delicious. It's more so the mechanism. It's so convenient.

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I know they have like spray, like Kerrygold doesn't fuck with that. Like they have spray on butter, like for popcorn, but that's different.

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LaCroix will always be my number one seltzer. Tied with Pellegrino.

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Shattering The Glass Ozone: Tuesday, April 15th, 2025

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I know. I just love spray on butter.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast, and happy Tuesday! Hope everybody's having a gorgeous, glorious day. And speaking of gorgeous and glorious, it's my gorgeous and glorious friend and sister in Christ, Jackie O. Thank you, Lotter.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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I love her powder bronzer. her, um, press powder for her under eyes, the Hollywood flawless filter, like literally every single thing that she makes is a slay and everything goes viral and does go, um, out of stock. Also shout out to pillow talk, probably one of the most iconic lip combos in the nation. It's like the perfect pink for every single skin tone.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Like we got it. But like, it's so annoying to infringe on someone else's suffering. Like, because you are suffering more. We get it. So I made a TikTok this morning.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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This is devastating. Like one, because I hate when like internet, like hawk eagle-eyed internet users are right. Like there've been a lot of rumors about them for a while, her ring and she was out without him, but all of it could be explained away. And now it's like, well, they were right.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Now, if you read her book, which you absolutely should, because it's the most amazing, it's the most amazing book of all time. It's really sad because they were, really have been through so much together. And I think that like only recently, not like only, maybe I would say in the last five or 10 years, has she sort of been rebirthed?

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Like she had went through this really tough struggle with alcohol addiction. And he was there, you know, thick or thin supporting her, like kind of picking up. where she was putting down when it came to like the family and the kids.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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And, and she wrote about him with such respect and such gratitude that it makes me really sad that like, now that things seem to be going much better for her, they didn't make it.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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And of course it begs the question of what we were talking about last week in regards to Jessica Alba. This is another woman who makes significantly more money than her husband. He's like a former football player. He didn't really like achieve greatness in that. Um,

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No one's really even arguing the point. It's definitely harder to have to like chase around a toddler and you can't just like rot in bed when you don't feel good. Like, I get it, but it's so fucking annoying to say. And like, I'm tired of these bitches. And like, it did cross my mind when I like first started feeling sick.

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But where I feel like, I think I know them a little bit better than I knew Jessica Alba and her husband because I read her book and he was an extremely involved parent. Eric, is that his name? I literally don't even know his name. Like super, super dad almost. So I feel like he will get a large settlement because she owns a billion dollar company.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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And I actually, this is a rare scenario where I am okay with it. Like I think he earned his living. Do you know what I mean?

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But a prenup is helpful. But in a marriage where you were together for so many years, you built a huge part of your business during that time and you have three children together, like the court, it's illegal for you to walk away.

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And probably a settlement. No, no, no, he's not gonna get half, but I think she'll give him like a big chunk unless like it ended really poorly. Like I feel like maybe if Kelly Clarkson marriage had ended like in a more amicable way, she would have been okay giving him a big settlement and then monthly payments for the kids and whatever.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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But she had so much resentment because he was such a shit that he didn't deserve it. I feel like I need to know what happened between these two

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Is that the cause of the pain? Or was there a different pain that caused the end?

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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I feel like, you know, I always try to look at both sides when there's a devastating breakup and get excited about like the girl going out and like maybe reconnecting with John Mayer. But to be honest, like I don't have that sort of feeling. I feel like what I took away from her book was that like not only does she require, but she really thrives in like stable environments.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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I'm like, oh my God, like, this is probably like, you know, the only pregnancy that I'm going to have without a child. Like, oh my God. And so we all, we feel bad. Like we get it. We're not disagreeing with you, but like, it's annoying. Shut up. So I made a TikTok about it today.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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And I think he was really that for her. And I think maybe the marriage would have ended a little while ago if she didn't really cling to that sort of stability. Yeah. so I don't want to see her like, that's not, I think what's even best for her, like out and about, you know, dating around Hollywood. Like I liked that she had this guy who was like kind of a nobody. Like, yeah, he played football.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Like tell me what team I'll give someone a million dollars if they know what team he played for. Like it was just this kind of good situation they had random, but good.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Well, maybe her neighbor slash mom friend, Kim Kardashian could set her up with someone. She runs in a very, very cool, powerful circle. She lives in that neighborhood. Her kids play soccer with the Wests and the Kardashians. Like she is ripe for a good setup.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Well, Khloe had said that she doesn't want to date until the kids are grown. I know, but... The heart wants what the heart wants.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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But I also feel like the men that Kim knows, like, obviously don't work for Kim, and therefore they wouldn't work for Khloe. But Jessica's totally different, you know?

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Yeah, but it's different. He wasn't, like, an athlete. You know what I mean? But Tony Romo... Well, he's so happily married and I would never, ever, ever wish ill on him and his family. They have a beautiful life together. They're a Texas royalty. No, I'm just saying just that she likes athletes, Tony Romo, Eric. No, but I was just gonna say, like having said that, I shit.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Well, you know, I've recently gotten over in a very public way, my crush on John Mayer for, for many years. Like it was, it was him. He was the end all be. And I felt really good about the fact that like Ben didn't like not look like John Mayer, you know, they're not twins, but, and I've recently just started to find him like unattractive. Not even like in a physical sense.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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No, it's just this thing that like pregnant in chronically, the chronically online pregnant community, like it's every comment section. Just wait till you have a toddler running around. Just wait till you're chasing after a toddler. Like I know it sounds literally horrible.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Like, yes, you know, he's not aging in the way that I had hoped, but you know what I mean? Like overall, like his vibes, like some of the things, it's like a little, it gives me the ick a little bit. Like I'm just over him. So maybe at one point, like these two reuniting would have been the best thing to ever happen to me. But not only does he give me the ick, I also don't think

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Like now I'm suspicious of like men who all he says he wants to get married. He wants to be in a relationship. I'm a relationship guy. You're literally almost 50. You could be married a hundred times if you wanted. Like you never, even in his lyrics, he talks about like how he wants to have kids. It's like, well, you don't. Like a woman can wanna have kids and not. Like it can not happen for her.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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But if a man wants to have kids, like he can have kids. It's not a choice. I mean, I'm sorry. It is a choice. It's just easier for them.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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It's like you're not serious. And it's like, well, you're almost 50 now and we're still doing this. Like grow up.

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Sabrina, check your DMs. He got dragged. People were like, you think the biggest pop star, you're literally from Too Hot to Handle.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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I do think. And I agree. On the surface, you're like, what? But the more you really think about it and really what she needs, also you have to think about the fact that she's very comfortable in her sexuality and she's kind of freaky for sure, you know? And nobody is more open about their freakiness than her. What's his name? Harry Jowsey. I agree. At first I was like, wait.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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And then I saw a picture side by side of them together. I'm like, they almost look like cousins, you know? I'm like, oh, it's perfect. Not that like cousins should fuck, but like they have the same sort of like aura.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Yeah. And even if it's just like Mr. Right now, not Mr. Right. Like, I don't think they're going to get married, but I think that would be really fun for Sabrina. Yeah, and it would be nice to be with somebody who's actually handsome and tall. Do you know what I mean? Like it was just to change it up for Sabrina.

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I like Harry Jowsey too, actually. I think it's really impressive what he's done with his like modicum of fame.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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Yeah. Slay. Life hack. Slay. Oh. Life hack. But then I was thinking about you because I feel like when you got pregnant. was around the time like Harry wasn't like a toddler yet. He was not like walking, was he?

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Of said announcement. Having said that, like she was in a bad spot, you know? Like she couldn't go radio silent because everybody's like, Beyonce, what's up? And like, it's sort of like tacky to like make, even though I do think now. she could make it without it being like out of touch.

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Like I think that enough time has passed where it's like, obviously the devastation is still ongoing, but like it's more under control. And I just don't think it would have been like the worst thing if she had done it.

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I think it's a tour. Yeah. Cowboy Carter tour. Which sounds so fun, honestly.

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Yeah. But I am feeling like tour, but I- Although I feel like when there's like a big stadium tour coming out, like people, it always gets leaked. Oh really? Yeah, because people who like work at the stadiums get like an email about, you know, the upcoming tour schedule. And it like, I feel like it always gets leaked.

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Retirement perchance? That would be crazy. If Beyonce was just like, I'm retiring.

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Not only that, like she's a businesswoman and you don't go out while you're on top. Like there's more money to be made.

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I mean, there's no way to know. And honestly, I feel like if she were to set another date, write what down? I'm gonna write it down. It's just things to follow up on.

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Right, so that's like seriously not your problem. It's the problem of the person who's carrying him. And because you're pregnant, you can't physically carry him. That's the life hack. Get pregnant while your first is still crawling.

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Yeah, that's sort of the inspiration behind the list. It should be called the Keeping Up List.

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That's weird. What did happen to that? It's happening, but not before Netflix. Did you see Miss Rachel is now like on Netflix? I did. I know you're over her. I'm over her too. Yeah, no, I'm not into her. But I just want to say, I've clowned on her for like being a communist with like her inability. No, she put her business.

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woman pants on yeah to her inability to like franchise and like make money um and no she got a taste should have been on Netflix for a while yeah she got a taste of the luxury life I think she's like also announced like she has toys I think she's got a book like yeah she always had like like good revenue streams but at the level that she like influences young minds like if that were me I actually would be retired and I would be a multi multi-billionaire many times over and so I just always thought like she was kind of lacking that entrepreneurial spirit

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So I guess we'll wait to see what Beyonce's announcement was going to be.

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Now I think a lot of people were really shocked by this like probably one of the first like truly mainstream popular, actually no, like Jason Aldean, but like it's very rare for a celebrity, like an elite to get involved with Trump. And so a lot of people are really shocked by it.

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Right, so I just like was starting stuff before TikTok gets banned. Like wanna, you know, make waves and start stuff.

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Even though I feel like if you've been paying attention to Carrie Underwood over the last couple of years, like there's no way like she would have, not being conservative. Like she makes her own yogurt. Like she's so like, do you know what I mean? She's so like granola, like for sure. She's getting a lot of backlash, but I will say it did spawn for me.

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Now people are like reminding, like all these old clips, I've watched like a million compilation videos, like eight celebrities you didn't know performed at previous inaugurations from the last like two or three presidents. And I was actually really shocked to find that Miss Kelly Clarkson gave one of the, worst performances I've ever seen. I forget, I think it was Obama's first.

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And she sang like one of the, you know, God bless America. Not the anthem, but like one of the follow-up songs. It was so bad. And I've actually never heard Kelly sing poorly. I highly encourage you guys to just like look it up on YouTube. You won't be shocked. She might've like started in the wrong key. Something happened, like something went wrong. And we know Kelly can sing.

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It's not, I would love to know what happened. Like it was so bad.

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And actually, but my little research trip, Tommy, is actually Hilary Duff was at George Bush's inauguration. A lot of people don't know that. She was there? Did she sing? She didn't sing. She was just there. Phew. Yeah. So it's like, I feel like it's like a big deal now, but it almost just becomes like a part of history.

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Cause we don't talk about, you know, Hillary Duff at Bush or Kelly Clarkson at Biden or was it Biden? Or I think it was Obama. Like we don't talk about it just sort of becomes like a part of American history. So now in the moment it's like there's backlash or we're all talking about it, but I don't know. I just feel like it becomes like cemented in history and we all just move on from it.

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Also, and I think Jelly Roll was just talking about this because he was at a UFC fight and he met Trump and, you know, some of his followers were like, I can't believe you met Trump. And his response was like, are you guys kidding me? Like, I'm like, I was in jail. I got to meet a president. Like, I don't give a fuck which one it is. Like, it's such an honor to meet any president.

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I've never met a president. Have you? No.

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No. Like it's such an honor. Like, yes, you could look at everything so politically, but for me, like I grew up so poor. I literally went to jail. Like I'm now here like in rooms with presidents. Like, yeah, I'm going to say hi and be respectful. I don't give a shit who the president is. So I think a lot of people come to it with that POV, like just being asked.

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Some people are inherently political and they're not willing to get involved on a side that doesn't. On certain side.

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Right. Which I think there are people that would do.

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both sides, either side. And then there's some people who are just thirsty and it's like, yeah, millions of people are watching. It's like singing at the Super Bowl. These bills aren't going to pay themselves. Exactly.

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Yeah. She definitely, like she never took time off because she's always been touring. If you've been following Carrie, like there's new music, there's new albums, there's new tours. But I think from like real public life, she's actually very private and she doesn't like show up and do a lot of stuff. She has like a private family life too.

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Also, you know, there's like a lot of rumors about her and her family is all like, you know.

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Control Z. I don't know like if that's true whatsoever. I have now seen a couple like very wealthy people discuss it. Kevin O'Leary, allegedly Elon Musk. Mr. Beast was talking about it. Like what if they all just work together? Yeah, I would like that.

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Was it Stagecoach? Maybe something like that. And she wasn't like a headliner. I was like particularly like looking for, I was like, I want Luke Combs and Morgan Wallen. But she was fucking amazing. No, I seriously love her. And have you seen her size? It's like actually the craziest thing.

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Maybe she got bills to pay or something.

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The thing you're looking for is like a concert movie. It's no longer called a concert DVD, grandma.

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I know. What are we calling it? Like Taylor Reputation. It's like a Eris tour movie. Like concert streaming on streamers. Yeah. We need to come up with official replacement for concert DVD. I guess it's a concert movie. But sometimes they make it like documentaries, Shawn Mendes Wonder, like it's just different.

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Oh my God, I forgot to tell you the most interesting page I ended up on. Okay, page. Like someone's page. You know me, I interact a lot on social media with Katy Perry. I am a fan of hers begrudgingly. So I ended up on Katy Perry China, which is like a Twitter account just dedicated to Katy Perry updates. There's a million of them. You wouldn't think anything of it, right?

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It's like a fan account that shows paparazzi pictures. But the person who runs Katy Perry China fucking hates Katy Perry. I saw some of the nastiest tweets about Katy Perry on a fan account of hers. So Katy Perry was seen leaving CVS with Orlando Bloom and Daisy. And you want to bring them those nasty fucking tweets here. I do. I do. Because it was seriously so crazy. Okay.

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But the thing is, and I heard this at the Supreme Court hearing is like, even if somebody buys it, the data center, like something about like the actual technology of the company cannot be unlinked from Byte, which is the Chinese owned company. And like, therein lies the issue. They like almost can't even sell it because it's, I forget what the word is. Inextricably linked.

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So Katy Perry was seen leaving like a CVS with Orlando and the baby Daisy. And Daisy like starts to have like a tantrum, like leaving the CVS and she like won't get in the car, like classic. Toddler. So this is Katy Perry China, ready? They have pictures of Katy, like the paparazzi pictures. of Katie, Daisy and Orlando. Breaking news, Daisy cried.

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Was it her evil mother who wouldn't buy her a toy? Katie Perry, Orlando Bloom and their daughter, Daisy shopped at CVS on January 10th, 2025 in Santa Barbara. Daisy was found bursting into tears. So I was like, oh my God, were they hacked? Like it was such a crazy, and the account is Katie Perry China. And I was like, there's literally no way. So the next tweet comes up.

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This is why no one wants to have kids these days. Katie Perry, Orlando Bloom and their daughter, Daisy were shopping at CVS. As they were leaving, Daisy started throwing a tantrum, causing a scene in front of bystanders and embarrassing her celebrity parents via the Daily Mail. Jackie, it is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

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Like, why is somebody dedicating their life to a Katy Perry fan account when they literally hate Katy Perry? I mean, that's just people, right? Jackie, it was so funny. Her evil parents. Was it her evil mother who didn't buy her a toy? Like, seriously crazy, the internet. Oh. She says, oh, there's a new TikTok account that you would love. Oh, send it to me. What is it?

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It's called like Daily Mail History or something. So they like write headlines and things like as if what was happening in like the 1500s was happening right now. Because I saw it and I was like, I thought it was a real Daily Mail headline. It's like breaking Catholicism to become... banned by the church of England. I was like, wait, what?

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And it was like from the 1700s, like Henry the eighth or whatever. You would love it. It's like, it's fart, it's money and fart.

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And I just can't wait for Taylor Swift to invite her to get up to get the 22 hat and say, and it's golden, golden. Cute. Like... Celebrities like often do crazy things. And so the Holmeses, I didn't know this, but apparently like they have like a metal theme within their family. Their kids are named Steel. Their dogs are named like, I don't know. The daughter is Sterling Skye. So Sterling.

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Yeah, I forget what part of the company. It's like, it's data centers. It's something cannot be unwoven.

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Sterling itself is a fine, like normal name.

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And then Golden. So yeah, while the theme is like kind of crazy celebrity, whatever, each name individually isn't that crazy. No, not at all. I would say Golden is probably like the least conventional in terms of like, I don't know if I would say Golden is like a name, but it's pretty and it's not crazy.

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One thing about Brittany Mahomes, like, she doesn't miss a game. It's true.

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And she, like, bounces back. She's like, oh, we just had a baby? But it's a Super Bowl. Like, she.

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No, and when your husband has a $500 million contract, you can take private planes, you can hire nannies. And I feel like she puts her husband's money to work.

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She probably is gonna get a wet nurse. That's what I would do if I had all that money. I would get a jet, a wet nurse, a bed, and we would just travel the country with my man. Yeah. Sounds kinda nice. It honestly does. And it's not her first, it's not her second. I feel like by the third, you're just like- You're on the go.

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Shield Me Forever, something like that.

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God, they're getting worse and worse. Honestly, me and Ben have been watching so much Barefoot Contessa because he's like seriously obsessed with mine. And he's like, literally sits and writes notes.

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Yeah. And then he was showing me something and he was like, that's the name of her book. I'm like, yeah.

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That was a big part. So it's interesting because she had a documentary that I feel like really shook everyone. A lot of celebrities do documentaries, but hers really made conversations, made waves, and I think it ushered in this new era of Brooke Shields' appreciation and this... took a hard look at like how Hollywood is really fucking obsessed with young girls in a really disgusting way.

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And she, she bared the brunt of a lot of it at the time. So I feel like she got a lot of it out in the documentary and I'm sure the success of the documentary made it easier for her to like sell a book. But I wonder what's in the book that wasn't in the documentary.

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Right. I mean, and, and the documentary was actually a lot about her mother.

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But that was the craziest part of the documentary. Cause she was, was like one of the first women to ever publicly speak about postpartum depression. And she had it like really bad. Like she had to, I think like get treatment for it, like outpatient. It was really, really bad. And she was like, nobody's talking about this. And I think she spoke about it on Oprah or something.

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And people like fucking came for her, Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise, the one thing about him, like at least he's consistent. He is seriously the biggest loser on the planet. I'm sorry. Like they try to make me like him with Top Gun and like his movie star. Like I get it, like Jerry Maguire, but he is a fucking loser and he always has been. I'm sorry. I hate him.

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I told you, you tried to call me. Oh my God, I called Jackie like. I always do, and she's like, can't talk at an event. Excuse me? What event were you at?

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Yeah, every time, one step forward, three steps backwards. I actually can't, there are some people I think I can willfully ignore and just be blind to their flaws. Tom Cruise is so problematic. I'm sorry, hate Tom Cruise.

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So if you read it, let us know. Is the title not my favorite title? It's probably one of my least favorite titles. It's up there with when the luck starts or whatever. What's it called? Be ready when the luck hits.

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It's frustrating when celebrities have bad names for their memoirs, but it's especially frustrating when like the public can easily think of like five that are so good, Barefoot Confessa. It should have been called Barefoot Confessions. Like that's just it. Like obviously I would have liked Barefoot Confessa, but okay, Confessions.

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Like when there's such an obvious choice and you decide to not only not choose it, but go with the worst one ever, that's especially frustrating. Yeah. And what was Josh Gad's? I remember we just were talking about it and it was good. I think it was like, are you there Gad? It's me, something like that.

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Let's do Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, where every Tuesday, Jackie and I will read three submissions from the swirlies in need. Now, if you're a swirly and you find yourself in need and you want to reach out to us, you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com, or you can head over to your email and send us an email, deartoasters at gmail.com. Are you ready?

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Days of the week. For sure. I mean, there are people who like don't adhere to like a lot of random things, you know? So days of the week, sure.

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Okay, this one actually made me laugh. Hey, Swirlies. Happy New Year. I'm in dire need of your help. My husband has been in a fantasy football league for 15 years, and until this year, he's never even come close to winning. Last weekend, he was beyond stressed and just awful, snapping at me and just being a big weenie. In the end, he lost.

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I had already gone to bed, but I could hear him storming around. I even heard him crying when he came into the bedroom. I got the biggest ick. Since I was pretending to be asleep when all this happened, how do I address it with him? Sincerely, wife of a big football-crying weenie.

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It's really tough when you see someone doing something that they were doing in private. You can't judge people for what they did in private. When they thought nobody was watching. Now, that person being your partner makes it even more awkward, because you're supposed to not have secrets. But yeah, I agree with Jackie. I don't think you can address this.

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You just need to know your man is crazy, and this is really important to him, and let him cry. Better luck next year. Yeah. The coming in and crying. Actually, how much money is on it? My initial thought was like, oh, your man has a gambling problem. Because seriously, crying is really crazy. And maybe he...

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Maybe he's in debt and he's not sharing that with you. So I could see more sinister and more nefarious things going on here. Now, I feel like I'm always saying like your husband's a gambling addict, your husband's gay. So I was refraining. But I do think like if you wanted to look further into this, you might find something more sinister. Because this is not normal behavior.

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Like to be clear, he was not crying thinking about you guys on the beach. Like maybe he was crying because like he had his eyes on a Rolex and now he can't get it. Like maybe something like that. Yeah. But I think it's important to be like, you know, realistic here. He was not planning a beachfront vacation for you guys.

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Or if you can't let this go, while I don't think talking to him about it is gonna solve anything, like do a little digging into the financials. Like you might find something.

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Because it is like sort of crazy behavior. I know men get like really into sports and like, but to lose a fantasy league, especially when you lose all the time, like yeah, to get close and then lose, it's even harder. But like crying is actually like lunacy. And it actually, it's really crazy.

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Okay, ready? Hey, Jackson Claude. I'm in desperate need of your advice. My boyfriend, 6'3", buff, works in finance. He's a PJom. Our relationship is fantastic. But every time we visit his parents, I really start to cringe at him. He's 29 years old, and he still, in all seriousness, calls his parents mommy and daddy. He'll say something like, mommy, can you make me a sandwich?

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Or daddy, can you pass the salt? I'm sitting there wondering if I should start packing my bags or just quietly slip out the back door. I haven't said anything because I don't know if I need to get over myself or if this is grounds for a conversation. Please help. Now I just, I have to come to the table and say something. Your husband does this. My husband picks up the phone. Hi mommy. Hi daddy.

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I never thought until this moment that it was weird. He has, I think like a very normal, healthy relationship with his parents. They're really close, but I don't think it borders on like, like weird. Now you got me like, obviously like rethinking things. Like, I think it's maybe like, I mean, Ben's 6'1". I don't know. I don't know. I've never thought it was weird.

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So I want to say this might be a you thing.

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No, and I'm sorry. If you're willing to give up a PJ man who works in finance and is six, what did you say? Six, three. Six, three, like. Who the fuck do you think you are? Like we're just giving up perfectly good men because they called their moms mommy. No, it's that's what I say when like it culture has gone way too far. Yep.

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That we're actually considering like giving up a good relationship because of the three times a year he sees his parents. Like he said something that like puts you off. Yeah. No, you actually need to get a grip. Like this is one of the situations where I want to shake the toaster in question and be like, he's a good man, Savannah. Like what are you doing?

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Now, before you get into what you learned, I need to know more about the context. Like you need to give me more information on the details of this class. Was it a class?

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Now that's unreasonable. Like a person is going to live in a house for a couple of days and have to address the person's house that they're staying at. Now, and I don't think you should, but if you did want to like try and get him to stop saying it, you could like tease him being like, mommy, like, what are you six? And like, maybe he doesn't even realize it. And then slowly he'll start.

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But I think like, you'll just come off like naggy and bitchy for no reason. He's going to write to his podcast. Like I call my mom, mommy and daddy.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3659.755

And then Ben, the host who also calls his mom, mommy and daddy is going to tell you to break up with that girl because like, she doesn't understand good men like you. And then you're going to lose your perfectly good boyfriend. So stop it. Just ignore it.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3672.802

Okay. Are you ready for our last one? Yes. Okay. Hey, Jackson Claude. I need advice. My mother-in-law has made so many comments about my weight gain. She did it over the holidays and I don't know how to deal with it. Comments in front of his entire family, aunts, uncles, brothers. At one point, his 20-year-old brother actually stuck up for me because he felt so bad.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3691.955

The worst comment was being when she gave me a sweater for Christmas and I opened it in front of everyone. Okay. Before I could even open it, she says, I got this for you before knowing how much weight you've gained. It's a medium. You're probably going to need a larger and extra large. But she could have just said, if you need another size, let me know. The medium did fit.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3706.402

But she asked me later that night if she could give it to one of her son's girlfriends instead, because it would probably look better on her and fit her better. This is just one example of many. My fiance didn't think anything of it. And she said she didn't mean it like that. I have so much resentment. I could hardly stand being around her. Help. What do I do?

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3722.452

Well, I think it's important that you wrote into us because we know nothing about the situation. And like, sometimes like with in-law drama and then your man, like kind of not taking your side, but not like sticking up for you. You're like, wait, am I in the wrong? Just from an outside third party perspective with no particular interest in the matter, like this woman's a cunt.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3739.436

You literally did nothing wrong. And your man, not only like, gaslighting you into thinking it's not a big deal, but also like not standing up for you against his mom. Like your man's a pussy. So you got a pussy and a cunt. And I know this is your fiance, so we can't break up with him. Cause like, obviously there's a lot of play. She said mother-in-law. Oh my God, excuse me, yeah.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3760.547

So this is your husband. This woman's a bitch. And I feel like with in-laws, when you're the daughter or the son, you deal with, you put up with stuff, because this is an older person, you have respect for them, it's your partner's mother, but you do eventually hit a point where it's like, actually, this no longer works for me, I've swallowed too much, I can no longer swallow.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3781.244

And I think you're reasonable for being at that point. That is crazy shit. Taking the sweater back.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3813.61

And the good thing, the small bit of hope we have to cling ourselves to and buoy ourselves to is you have an ally here in the brother. So you're not the only person. It's not like everybody's like, what? No, you're crazy. Somebody else sees what you see. So that's huge because I think a lot of times in family dynamics, if you're an outsider, everybody's like, what are you talking about?

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3832.012

So you're crazy. Put your big fat foot down and we're not going anymore. Put your medium sized foot down. We're having Christmas at home.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3846.683

I love that the sweater still fit you.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3850.106

I love that the sweater still fit you.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3852.168

It wasn't a part of her plan. That's why she was like hoping that the sweater wouldn't fit. She's like, oh, I'll just give it to Sarah. But it did fit, but you had to give it to Sarah. Like she's seriously, she's maniacal diabolic.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3862.035

bitch and if your husband like won't go for it start firing off some texts start making it permanent yeah that's tough like when you're in a battle with you know I follow this woman Shauna do you know Shauna no let me make sure that's her real name um and I actually followed her like before I started telling people I was pregnant and I was worried and she followed me back and I worried that she was gonna like blow up my spot because like she does all um

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3887.813

like newborn content. And like, she does like these little skits. She's like a mom. She's like a mom influencer. Her name is not Shauna. What is her name? Shauna, yeah, Shauna Lander. I love her. She does these like little skits about like newborns, like when friends come over and like act crazy.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3906.037

S-H. I love accounts like this. Oh, you're gonna love Shauna. Oh, did you send me the one about him? And by the way, you probably will recognize her. Her videos go so viral. You've probably seen it before. S-H. A-W-N-A. Lander. L-A-N-D-E-R. Is she on Reels? Yeah. Oh, sure. She's Shauna the mom.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3927.548

Yes, I see her. Have you seen her before? I don't think so, but maybe. So she has a lot of skits about toxic mother-in-laws. I love it. And so if you're looking for inspo, like go to her account and she'll tell you how to deal. I forget who her, like she has like a classic mother and not like what the cat, Barb, Barb, that's her name.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3943.821

And so like she'll give you good tips on how to handle the Barb in your life.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3967.66

Yeah, like I feel like you've put in the time. You can't get to the place where you like burn it all down without putting up with a lot. And you've definitely put up with a lot and you can burn it to the ground.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

3997.863

Like that's brutal. But I hope we've given you like the confidence and the power to take control of your holidays. Yeah. And that's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast the Millennium Morning Show where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

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The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

52.901

Oh, well, they're also a day forward. Right, and they only take off Sunday. So yeah, it's Yom Kippur in Israel. So yeah, I guess not everyone is dealing with the exact time-space continuum that we are currently dealing with. But I feel to the major constituents who listen to this show, who live in America and abide by the calendar, yes, yes, they are.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

525.553

Wow. I'm just, I'm in shock. Honestly, this conversation and like this new line of thinking, like does feel like a betrayal.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

546.281

I agree and understand, and I don't think this is, like, specific to, like, spirituality, that, like, you get out what you put in, right? So if you, like, walk through the world with a phobis and a punim and a terrible energy and attitude, like, that's what you're going to receive. Yeah. And if you're, like, a joyful, positive person and you put out positive things and laughter and light,

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

562.964

That will come back to you. You get out what you put in. So I don't know if that's like a revolutionary like philosophy, but I agree with it, yes.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

577.864

Okay, wow. Took a turn this morning.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

587.603

Oh my God, me and Ben watched the funniest episode of Curb last night. Like we just like are on a curb kick. It's like the one thing we can agree on just like play in the background and they charter a plane to go to a wedding and the pilot needs everybody's weights and nobody will give it. Yeah. And so they have to like land.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

604.029

They have to make an emergency landing and drop off their suitcases because the plane is too heavy. Whatever. It was so fucking funny. They go to this carnival and I guess it's like this, you know, it's like this Mexican carnival and there's a guy there who can guess anybody's weight. So Larry like brings all the people over.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

640.173

When Ben and I were first dating, we were in Puerto Rico and we went parasailing and the guy on the back of the boat was like, I just need like your rough weights. And Ben was like, oh, I can like go in like the other part of the boat or whatever. And I'm like, no, it's fine, 120. And the guy was like- The sail goes down. The guy was like, he gave me eyes.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

661.499

He was like, I'm gonna give you another chance. to- Did you really try and lie? Of course. I said- No, but then you're like, that's so risky. I said 125. And then he was like, and I gave him a look and I was like, just, you know, do your worst, like overestimate. I don't give a fuck. Then also, I'm always doing it in dangerous situations.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

678.518

And if somebody's asking you for your weight in that sense, like it's usually for your safety. Like when I was on this, me and Brian were in the British Virgin Islands and we were like island hopping and you take these tiny fucking planes. They needed my weight. And like, I honestly hadn't weighed myself in months. So I just, I honestly, I didn't even know your guess is as good as mine.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

703.868

So I did tell Brian, like right before we took off that I lied about my weight. And he was like, I'm literally a father.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

718.925

I just feel like I'm not gonna be traveling anymore if that's just like the state of travel.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

72.113

Just want to say, you don't want to leave anyone out, Claude. So I've kind of put my foot in it this morning. I don't know if I, I totally forgot to tell you this.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

733.673

Yeah. It's definitely a tough line to walk. I just feel like I can't get hurt if anybody, like no one's gonna be asking about my weight if I never leave my house, you know?

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

751.57

And like, they don't do it in the most discreet way. Now I know it's like a part of this parasailor's job, but he should have pulled me to the side. But don't you think if he pulled you to the side, he'd be like, oh, why'd you think I'd be embarrassed? Well, cause I'm fat. Like I'm not stupid or blind. I know I'm fat. I was fat at the time, like extremely. There's no right way to go about it.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

767.443

And the funny part of the curb episode- Actually, you could give everyone a little slip of paper and they could write it down. Right. That's the way to go about it. The thing with the curb episode was that Larry needed to collect them to give to the pilot. And they weren't comfortable giving it to Larry, let alone the pilot. And it was the men too. It was so fucking funny and so real.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

783.818

I just loved it. I know it's such a good episode. It really is. It's like season 10, nine or 10. We have a great episode today. We have stories. Jessica Simpson is single and that's kind of huge news for, for a select few. And those, that includes us. We also have dear toaster. Number four for the year of couples. Yes. By the way, Paige and Craig was technically December.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

79.376

Well, I had to wake up early. I had some content to film and I was just like getting a headstart on my day and I was eating breakfast. And then this thought came to me because I'm like getting really tired of these pregnant bitches coming for my neck. And I just told, I like, I told them what they needed to hear. And actually you are in what would be like the injured party.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

819.5

Also the fires, like maybe that's like a way of burying. Cause I literally forgot about Jessica Alba. So much has happened since I- Oh, I mean, we were always gonna forget about Jessica Alba. She is forgettable.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

831.768

It's just about- No, of course not. I can never, and I will never.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

844.294

No, not untoward, but I, like, saw her sitting with a guy at a game in a city that, like, she has no connection to. Like, why would she be at an Eagles game? Because her man's there. Like- Cause her man's yeah.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

872.976

My video was far away too. But then I like saw a photo of the man and I got like a resume.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

878.877

Oh, I didn't get that. Oh yeah, he works in sports. Like he's, he ain't gay. So it was not that gay people can't work in sports, but I'm just telling you guys, he's not gay. So you think it's a date for sure. Like why the hell else would she be there? Oh my God.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

896.504

I was trying to think, I'm like, do some people in Albany root for the Eagles? Like, no, I was like really trying to make it make sense. I'm like, no, I'm in denial.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

907.135

I don't know. Oh, I do know. I don't know.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

924.362

And when you're thinking of like ways to explain things to your son, do you think like you're getting close to the point to explaining to Harry that Cowboys don't equal football players? They're just a specific team? Because Harry will see someone playing in the park football and he'll say Cowboys.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

93.262

Cause you have been pregnant with a toddler. Like, I'm just so tired of like, I'm making like I'm obviously talking about my pregnancy. Cause like, that's what I'm dealing with. And people being like, just imagine doing this with a toddler. It's like, we get it. We know, we know it's harder. No one is arguing with you. We feel bad for you. Like literally we would never want to be you.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

956.894

When I was a kid, I thought that all football players were called Cowboys. We're always talking about things we thought when we were kids. You're experiencing that with your son.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

970.065

How we came to that conclusion. So we also have dear toasters because it's Tuesday.

The Toast

England Bans Catholicism: Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

992.6

I'm down to clown and like make stuff up just to make ourselves feel better. But like it was most likely a date.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

100.249

Did you feel extra tired after your first maternity leave interview yesterday? Because, like, you were talking so much more than you normally are allowed.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1004.456

It's not like a 50-yard line. Right, your feet are on the wood. It's courtside. But when you think courtside, you think the sides, not behind the basket. So I thought it was interesting that they didn't have the best seats. But the OGs, like Spike Lee, Tracy Morgan, they get... Mariska Hargitay has been at every single game, and she also gets booted to behind the... The basket.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1038.204

The seating arrangements. Oh, so long. I see.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1044.83

Yeah, no, they totally cut the other guy out. But there was another person there. I'm cracking up.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1051.312

Right, but they did arrive separately.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1055.513

First, and everyone saw that video. And then I saw the video of Kendall. I'm like, oh, maybe she's there with someone else. Like, I didn't think that they were going together. Kylie and Kendall, like, they don't do a lot publicly together.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1067.987

Right, because Kylie's ashamed of her.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1071.448

Sounds like Kendall is a chip. She should come on the toes and talk about it.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1085.43

Kylie doesn't stay in one place for long though.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1088.951

Do you think that that, well, Timothy definitely does.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1093.551

Do you think they went from the David Awards in Rome? Straight to New York or do you think they've been back to LA?

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1109.958

They love Turks and Caicos.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1117.42

To be so wealthy, beautiful, and young, like... You would almost hate her like if she wasn't so fabulous, you know?

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1127.418

She has her own plate. She's doing it right.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1131.2

Well, that's the other thing that I was thinking.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1136.083

Kylie looked so insane last night. Like not even in like a dramatic way. She didn't look super glamorous. She was just wearing like a black tank top and jeans and her hair was down. She looked like such a bombshell. And it was actually really nice to see someone who's like done having kids looking the best they've looked yet. You know? It's inspiring.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

114.151

She won't be done for quite some time.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1151.351

I don't think she's done. But she's had her kids, you know? She's not done. Don't say that, Claudia. But I'm saying, you don't envision that you're going to look the best you've ever looked after you've had one or two kids. No, that's the plan. Well, that's the plan for me as well.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1165.183

That better be. I don't think I've ever seen Kylie look better.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1170.217

And she's so young, so we can't compare because she had kids at like, what, 21? But still, it was inspiring nonetheless.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1178.885

I'm waiting for Kimmy. I didn't say done, but it's possible that these are all the kids that she has.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1199.523

I wonder if she, like, likes all the attention. She's so weird with, like, fame and her own celebrity. And her and Timothy, like, people are obsessed with. And I think to a point where they weren't with her in her previous relationships, like Travis and Tyga. Yeah. I wonder how she feels about the public perception.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1218.588

Cause she does have a very complicated relationship with like people talking about her. She like loves to be famous, but hates it.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1240.422

Yeah. Yeah. I can't even imagine what a mean person would say because I'm not mean.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1247.357

Like, are they going to get married?

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

125.742

That's what you can come to expect from Jackie O and Friends. Yeah. The maternity leave special.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1250.299

Yeah, Kylie's not traditional like that. Yeah, and she's too wealthy.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1254.782

I don't think she has great aspirations for like, you know, a big fairytale white wedding. That's so not her. It's just too complicated. Yeah. Watch, they're married.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1264.198

anyways really cute no they don't the only thing is they don't act like a married couple like every time you say they've been together for two years it shocks me because they really act like a couple in high school yeah like they like each other so much they're like always on top of each other and it's like married people don't act like that and they've actually been spotted out at so many things like that are hours long things where we never got one miserable looking not one like well not one wimbledon bradley cooper irena shake moment yeah shocking yeah are you ready for our next story it's not gonna last

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1299.505

I'm ready for our next story, yes. I just want to warn you. It seems like you have some lipstick on the back of your iPad. And if you put the iPad on your white pants, it's going to transfer. The lipstick has been here since my last New York trip. Oh, so it's not going to transfer on your pants? No, it's like... Oh, it lives there now?

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1319.456

Thank you to my children, yes. We have a business meeting, so you can't show up with crap on your pants.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1362.711

To me, every time we talk about this robbery, it's such an indicator of how quickly time moves. Because you saying this was nine years ago, like, I remember where I was when I found out, you know? And were we not doing the toast during this robbery? I guess not. Because we've only been, like, podcasting for eight years.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1377.894

By the way, and I know they say, like, the wheels of justice turn slow. Like, this is unacceptable.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1390.797

Like best she's ever looked. Like Audrey Hepburn hair, big diamond necklace, which obviously was some sort of metaphor. Um, Chris was there supporting wearing like a fuck ass Bob. Um, everybody looks great. Kim looked amazing. It's one of my favorite Kim looks. And is this like a new, is this her new stylist at work? Because honestly, I like what I'm seeing.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1416.246

Yeah, no, the bodysuit was bodysuiting. The necklace was sick. The hair.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1427.598

It bodes well for their future.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1443.713

Like, I think it took her a really long time. And I think if it had this trial been, like, years ago, it would have been traumatizing. And now I feel like it's – like, she feels powerful in –

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1454.543

in speaking against it like because there was a period of time like she was asked about it like years later the David Letterman thing and she still cries when she talks about it of course it's so traumatizing but she's like a very tough person and she says calmness is her superpower so I think now she is fully healed from it

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1469.767

I don't think this is re-traumatizing her.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1488.272

I like, like that's like, like every person's worst nightmare.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1492.952

It's so crazy. It's so crazy. What was his name?

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1497.153

There was so much drama around that. Yeah.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1500.315

You had to be there for the Pascal of it all.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1510.178

Yeah. Was like in the apartment building.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1513.899

Yeah. And Courtney and Kendall. Were at the club. Were at the club with Pascal. Yeah.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1519.321

And then the concierge, of course. Yeah.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1521.86

Innocent victim in all of this. Innocent bystander. That's what they say. Oh, you think he was a conspirator?

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1542.131

It's a lot of, like, big trials, and I feel like the Diddy one's kind of, like, slipping. Everyone's talking about Karen Reid.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1559.031

That's why, like, I think there's, like, people tune into the Karen Reid trial every day. It's in Massachusetts, and I guess the law is that you can have cameras there. So, like, Court TV, you know, Law & Order YouTube.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

156.437

Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm glad that you're kind of like having your fangirl moment.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1572.814

Good. I do wish we could watch it. Like, I think that always gets more people.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1594.117

Oh my God. Claims. Oh my God. I didn't see that. Yeah.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1601.139

That's so crazy. Yeah. So. Like if this was being filmed. Oh my God. Yeah. And there. There is a girl on TikTok. Who I follow. Who is like a court reporter. Or not a court reporter. Something. So she's in the. Court? What are words? Court. Yeah, sure. In the room.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1620.726

Yeah, courtroom. She's there. And then she comes in, like, you know, reiterates what she saw. And, like, that's the closest we get. But, like, it's not being televised is, first of all, the best thing to ever happen to Diddy. Yeah. Because it's not blowing up as much as, you know, Amber Heard versus Johnny Depp, where everybody was tuning in every day. Lunchtime, let's go. That's true.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

1636.061

That is true. Oh, my God, that's fucking disgusting. I feel, like, actually sick.

The Toast

Go New York Go!: Tuesday, May 13th, 2025

165.163

Like you're not obsessed with everyone at some point. Like a guest is a guest.

The Toast

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to explain what is so fucked up about having a prostitute pee in your mouth like the obvious pee is gross right where has this prostitute been where did she come from i seriously i'm choking and it really makes you think because who can even come up with something so disgusting it's like if i was having a freaky party and i wanted the freakiest thing i could think of never in my life would i think to hire a prostitute to have her pee in the mouth of my girlfriend like no and it's just fucking disgusting one small anecdote from like years of this and it's not like he's on he's being like a

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This is just an anecdote.

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I actually feel like vomiting.

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No. And it's like, I'm waiting. I'm having like Jeffrey Epstein PTSD. Yeah. Where like Jeffrey Epstein got arrested and we were all like, okay, we are finally going to find out like who all the pedophiles in Hollywood are. And it never happened.

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So, right, like having a prostitute pee in your girlfriend's mouth, is that human trafficking, sex trafficking? No, no, that would have been like domestic violence, sexual assault. And you're telling me there's not a charge for domestic violence, or maybe the statute of limitations has run out.

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And this is like the state v. Diddy.

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We're just, like, setting the scene.

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And you know where else you will find me? And around the corner. Do you know where you will find me?

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They like interview, the interview style is like very dry, satirical. It's not like hard hitting. No one ever really like shares a truth. It's like parody. Yeah. It's like, it's comedy.

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Yes. So exactly. That's the perfect comparison. So it's entirely possible that there's like a whole other story about get me to God's country. Um, but this is the first time Morgan's even like remotely addressing it.

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at chaptoesmerch.com tomorrow at 10 a.m eastern time now jackie and i are headed usually we like to wear our merch on the show to promote the drop like we are headed to just like fancy business meetings all week long we haven't been able to like you know wear our merch because it's not like appropriate where we're going um but just know even though it is chanel and i do think like the restaurant that we're going to does like it's more like of chanel leisure line and not appropriate for our business working lunch

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How does that answer the walk off? I agree. To me, the Instagram story was only curious because it preceded or what's opposite of preceded?

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Anteceded. The walk-off. The walk-off was what like led people to be like, what's going on? Something's, he's mad.

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And then we all flocked to his Instagram and there was something there.

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And if you are, the next time he has an album coming out, he will do SNL as a part of his promo tour. And if he does, then I will buy this. But if he doesn't, and I don't think that he will, nor do I think that he should. It's not a good place for him.

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They have puffs if your kid's, like, starting to do solids. Up until, like, lunches and snacks for fully grown kids. Like a full plate, a little TV dinner. Right. Their snacks offer a wide variety of junk-free, better-for-you alternatives. I've eaten some of them. They're actually quite good. Yeah, yeah, those circles. We've all been there. And it's so true. In a tough time.

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And Taylor Farms just makes that feeling more accessible. You know, they're doing a lot of the work for you. Taylor Farms chopped salad kits, you've probably seen them at the grocery store and I know what you're thinking, like a salad in a bag? Turdy, Jax, you would never- Like, what are you guys thinking? Ordinarily, I would agree with you. But Taylor Farms is just different.

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Yeah, it's the resort collection from Chanel.

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First of all, the flavors of salads that they offer are so creative, so different, so unique. The actual ingredients, pre-washed, pre-cut, it's chopped. It's literally like fresh. It's fresher than anything you're going to make yourself. And it's so crisp. The whole family will love them. Whether you're just like opening one up for yourself. They make the mini versions too.

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So like for a lunch time pick me up. Or like you're throwing a dinner party.

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But also if you're like throwing a dinner party. And like you're already doing back breaking work. Like why make the salad?

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Putting everything. Getting out that salad spinner. No. All the ingredients are like prepackaged with.

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So tomorrow. So 10 a.m. Eastern time. We have a spring merch collection. You can check out our Instagram for all the pieces. Our iconic t-shirts that everybody's obsessed with. We are bringing them back in three new designs. We have crew necks. We have sweatshirts. We have phone cases. We have hats. We have tote bags. And so it'll be 10 a.m. Eastern time tomorrow.

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the Taylor Farms chopped salad kits they're pre-washed like everything is done for you it seriously like could not be easier highly recommend and then you can customize it because Taylor Farms salads are more personal than comedy and food add a little corn add a little beans add a little meatball and everything like you thought you knew about salad in a bag just throw it out the window because like Taylor Farms they don't mess around you know and you can grab a Taylor Farms chopped salad kit get your salad together check out some of their best-selling flavors like sweet kale

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Jackie used to like literally book a room at a hotel just to get access for like the kids pool or they had like a little surf machine. And this is like one of the concepts I wish I came up with myself.

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On a hot summer's day. Go lay by the pool. In the city and, like, nobody has a pool. Doing a resort pass to a hotel with a pool or a spa, you can, like, spend it inside. It's such a life hack. Major key. Major key.

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You're not going to want to miss it. You're really not.

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And there's a line in it. We'll always have Fole Beach. It's extremely juggling Fole Coded.

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What the hell is Fole Beach? Let's Google it. I'm sure it's like Myrtle Beach. North Carolina. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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L-L-Y. Folly Beach. Do you think that's Folly Beach? And he's just like being quirky with his pronunciations. That's so Sam. Hold on. Let me go to the lyrics. Let's sort this out. I don't mean to bother you, but I couldn't just walk by. I'm obsessed with this era for you. Why was Sam Hunt singing like that though? I'm obsessed. I think Sam Hunt and I- Folly Beach. F-O-L-L-Y.

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And then, I'm sure it's a story, so, like, I won't really get into it about Kylie and Timothy, but last night was a Knicks game.

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I think that Sam Hunt and I got off on the wrong foot because he insisted on like breaking into the music industry with like this talk to text type of singing style. Like, I don't mean to bother you, but- I couldn't just walk by. And then like, when he starts singing, I'm like, okay, yes. I don't know your name. Everybody in here knows your name.

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But there's a huge song, the Ella Langley, Riley Greene one, where they're like talk to texting. Are you okay with it? It's a huge moment for Sam Hunt. No, actually. I feel uncomfortable when I see people performing. It's not rap. It's like talking song. Sing song. It's fucking weird.

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You can talk that shit. I'm not fighting it. I'm letting you know. I think the reason I've been so hesitant is because that's how he entered the music sphere by being like,

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I don't want to steal your freedom. I mean, that album Montalvo, like... Yeah. Monticello. Montevallo. Montelissi. It was a moment in time. You had to be there.

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But like this year. Okay, like circumstances notwithstanding, like yes, I would like to see Sam Hunt in concert. I think like a nice outdoor venue with like a margarita, as long as I'm not pregnant. PNC. PNC. Yeah, like an amphitheater? Mm-hmm. I could fuck shit up. I saw him at PNC once. I don't think, though, that, like, I could, like, look him in the eyes, you know?

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Please don't invite me. Like, I actually can't. I feel weird.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our fifth and final story. It's 11-11, by the way. Make a wish. I wish, like, happiness, ever happiness like this forever. I've made my wish. Thank you.

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So it's around the same time as the second part of the movie is being released. Yeah. I feel like they need to feed us like a little bit sooner. Cause like we're going to get nothing for a whole year. And then we get like this big TV special and movie special in the same month.

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And I just want to say, I love this. The last time they did a televised wicked special, I still listen to the Ariana Grande version of the wizard and I, and I, I loved it. Even though there was like a lot of performances and only the Ariana Grande ones stuck with me. Like Idina Menzel. Like they kind of all stunk it up. So I need the programming to. I think it will be good.

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I think it'll be good too. I love Wicked. Like I love to hear people sing Wicked. Especially people who are really good singers.

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The Brunson boys did watch the game together.

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Like I'm down. Like another duet.

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I mean, think about how everybody was so gooped and gagged over the Oscars.

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Yes, it 1,000% was. Because we follow every live performance. It's true. From casting all the way up until recording. It's true. And the last one we were gooped and gagged over was Annie Live. I know you loved it so much. So they... I don't know if that department of, like, I don't know if that type of production is successful for NBC. I don't know if they make a lot of money from it.

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I did know that. And I said, like... was there like some sort of ceremony inducting Zach into the Brunson Boy Hall of Fame?

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I feel like no, because they would have done one. It's been, like, I want to say two or three years since Annie Live.

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What other... do you feel like need to be done live? They've done such good ones. Right, they've done Peter Pan. Hairspray. Hairspray, The Wiz, Rent. Sound of Music. No, they didn't do Rent. They did. They did? Yeah, Vanessa Hudgens. That's what I was thinking. Grease. Vanessa Hudgens was Grease too. Yeah. She also was Rent? Yeah, I believe so.

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Yeah. Sound of music. Honestly, did they do Beauty and the Beast live? No.

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With her and Josh Groban, yeah.

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Yeah, the kids loved it. Olivia and Michaela were obsessed.

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. I am choosing to spend this absolutely gorgeous day with a woman that I love, that I admire, and most importantly, that I respect. It's the one, the only, Jacqueline Vollet.

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And Benson, no, it was like very chill. The Brunson Boys are very low key, you know? They don't like to make a big deal out of stuff.

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Doesn't count. It wasn't live. Shania Twain was Mrs. Potts, remember? Right, right. It was not right. They should do Beauty and the Beast live.

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So like, why don't we just do that?

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I need the live departments at these big networks to get back to work.

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Yeah. And it's like family friendly content. What about The Lion King?

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Let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment that we do every single week. And specifically on Tuesdays, where Jackie and I will take submissions from girlies who write into us like needing help. You can write into us two ways. One is our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a little Dear Toaster submission box. Or you can just shoot us an email, deartoasters at gmail.com.

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Both are totally anonymous. We never use names. Don't worry. We won't be blowing up your spot. We're just going to do our best to help. And the jury's out on whether we can do that. We're about to find out. Usually we can. Hey, girlies. I have a boyfriend, six months now. He's really a p-jom. He's shown me what it's like to be treated really well by a guy.

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While watching a show the other day, the topic of prostitutes came up, and he reluctantly admitted to me that several times he has paid for sex. He told me this was a long time ago. Yeah, he told me it was a long time ago. We're in our 30s now, and this was when he was in his early 20s, while he was abroad in a place where this is legal. Okay. It's desperate. Am I wrong to judge him for this?

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Would you be okay knowing in the past that your man had been with a prostitute? I know that it's in the past, but I can't help but think about if he would do that, what else has he done? And it's really giving me the ick.

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Yeah, and it was literally the four of them.

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Yeah. I feel like ick culture. We're always talking about how like people be like, oh my God, like his shirt was green. Ick. And this is an ick. I agree because not only does it make you think about like your own sexual health, like this is a person who's had sex with a prostitute. and also with you, it also, you know, it's not every person would buy sex.

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So, like, it also is an indicator of the type of person this person is. And so, I don't want to be judgmental, but, like, I am with you. Like, this is concerning.

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bearing on his future like should he even have told you didn't sound like it was a regrettable thing though he didn't say like i did and i'm deeply ashamed he just like shared you should leave him and almost it was like yeah like that's something i did yeah like everyone just said it was like a long time ago like whatever i feel like probably a lot of people do this and then they just don't tell their partner can i ask you a question because what do we consider prostitution like do you consider going to like in a like a happy ending spa prostitution no

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Right, never forget those pictures of Calvin Harris leaving a happy ending spa.

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And I guess like- Paying for sex. If being in a different country totally helps, right? Like culturally, like in America, it's not- Legal. Well, that, I don't know if it's legal in other countries either. I think it is. I'm thinking of Amsterdam. Me too. Red Light District. Yeah, I think it's legal. Okay. So it's not so much about breaking the law, though. That's not where I'm concerned.

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And it was a great game, the Knicks won. The city was alive. Every celebrity on the planet was at the Knicks game. Except for us. Except for us. I never, up until this point, every time me and Ben watch together, I'm like, seriously so happy for the people there. I'm like, I'm so happy to be in my bed. I have no qualms. But last night I was like, I should be there.

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It's just like, go to a bar. It's not that hard for a man to get laid, you know, if you really want to.

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However, to answer your question. No, I don't think there's anything wrong with you like being icked out and judgy.

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Yeah. And I'm not. I have to imagine, though, she was like poking and prodding.

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It's you out. I would just like seriously do some hardcore mental gymnastics and just forget about it.

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Like, fine. He had a prostitute. Fine.

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Yeah, it did, actually. Several times, yeah. He paid for sex.

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But let's just cling to the fact that it was not in America. The second I read it, I unclenched a little bit. Yeah. Sorry he's a cosmopolitan man, you know? No. Sorry he cares so deeply about other cultures that he has to enmesh himself you know, waist down.

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That's always what you want to hear. Ready? Hey, Swirlies. My husband recently found a small lump on his testicle, and his doctor ordered an ultrasound to see what it could be. Now, I've had multiple ultrasounds at the same location. Every time I've gone to the ultrasound tech, it's just stunning. It's fabulous. Oh, no, no, sorry.

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Sit here with your arm around me. Because of story number two. Because of story number two, obviously Kylie and Timothy, but like Kendall was there, like literally every celebrity on the planet. Like we think we're New York socialites. Well, I do. And I'm not at the Knicks game.

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Every time I've gone to the ultrasound technician, she is absolutely stunning. They are always wearing like tight little scrubs, absolutely beautiful women. Am I crazy for feeling like he should request a male tech to perform this ultrasound? The idea of him in a dark room with his pants off and a beautiful girl rubbing his junk just doesn't sit right with me.

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I'm currently newly postpartum and I'm just feeling a little bit insecure. Yes, his health comes first and I know it's not all about me, but for some reason this is uncomfortable for me. Am I crazy? Let's say it together. Yes. Okay. I'm like, you are crazy. They're beautiful.

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This tech ain't looking at your man.

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Look at my big testicles. There's a lump on it. Let's just chalk this up. I'm glad you wrote in. You can acknowledge perhaps you're just in a hormonal state.

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Yes, of course. Yes. But I think we can make peace with this. I think let's chalk this up to like postpartum hormones. Like you have a lot going on. Your husband is completely safe at this facility.

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Yeah, I'm also not precious about medical stuff. Do you know what I mean? Like we have a male OBGYN, both of us. And like I was actually having this conversation with a couple of my friends. I guess they all have women who like they actively sought out. I'm like, oh, I didn't even realize like Dr. Fox was a man. Like it's just doctor, you know? Yeah.

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You have to look at it from a really clinical perspective.

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Is how I feel. But actually the other day when I went to the doctor, Dr. Fox was like, if you might be like getting contractions soon. And I was like, okay, what does that feel like? He's like, I have no idea.

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No. And then I saw another doctor in Dr. Fox's office and it was a woman and she was actually pregnant. And I was like, Oh, okay. So like, what does the contraction feel like? Um, so it doesn't matter. Like at some point Jackie's right. The best doctor for the job. And like what? So you'll get the male technician who stinks and then they won't diagnose your husband properly.

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But also like, it doesn't matter. Like I should have been there in some way. Yeah. I'm kind of like a New York, like seriously, like a staple of New York City.

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We can rest easy. Like... And like, it's not like a lump is like so sexy, you know? There's nothing sexy about what's going down. Correct. You can rest easy. All right. This is the third and final Dear Toasters that actually has something to do with us. Okay. Dear Toasters, I'm looking for some advice.

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My husband has recently discovered he is sat for the toast, thanks to me, to the point where he plans his days and evenings on when we would sit down and watch it together. We've been home together for almost a week now because we just had our first baby. By the way, Claudia, I can't wait for you to lose your mucus plug. The other day, I got up off the couch to shower.

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He paused the podcast about 10 minutes in. I got out of the shower and found out that he had finished the episode without me. His response? It was a great episode. You will love it. Which I think is so rude because I wouldn't do that with his podcast. I guess I'm reaching out for advice on how to unobsess my husband with the podcast. Listen, it's kind of the power of the toast.

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I'd love to see us... You'll never catch us giving out that sort of advice. No, but boundaries... How to break the spell?

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No, and I think that what I've heard is that the toast is sort of this, um, like anchor for postpartum women. So for the fact that like you went to take a shower, like God forbid, and he went and watched it without you, like it's fucking disgusting. And it should be treated how you would treat any TV show.

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If you're watching a series with someone and like, you know, Ben goes to take a shower, like, okay, I'll pause. Like, well, I'm not gonna watch the episode without you. The toast is kind of like the Sopranos, you know? Do better. Do better, but enjoy. We're so glad to have you here. We're happy to have you. Tell your friends. Yes, yes. Rub some nerd in it.

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So that was your toasters, our weekly advice segment. Thank you to everybody who wrote in. If you have written in recently and we had helped you out, we would love to hear from you, perhaps an update. So email us or submit on the website a little update and we'll do our best to get it read on air if it's titillating. That's our show. That's about it. Gotta go. That's all she wrote.

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Yeah, we have lots of business things to do in the big city together. So thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast of the Planet Morning Show. We read all of the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.

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I know. We're just so lazy. But there's another game. There's another game this week.

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Oh. Yes, you're right. The next one.

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Um, yesterday you weren't there.

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So you weren't there last night because me, Ben and Zach were like with your boys while you were. Mommy was working. Mommy was working, doing your interview.

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and oh my god we were being so funny so like when you like zach was leaving with the boys um we had like a little sing session you know zach is like very musical yeah and ben loves like old-timey like nostalgic songs so we did like an actual like three-man band interpretation of out of the box you know like that song so long farewell the boys were loving it sound of music it's

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You're seriously a grandma. Like, I can't with you. No, out of the box. Like the Disney Channel, like short program. It was, you don't know this.

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so long farewell to you my friend the time has come until we meet again and then like it's the guy it's a guy and a gal and the guy like plays the drums and it's like very it's like children's entertainment you don't know it no it does sound familiar zach knew it of course every person our age knows that i can't believe you're not familiar um and we did like a real like everybody had a part you know like ben was on the drums zach was doing like

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You know It was so funny I was cracking up And I'm telling you The boys loved it So if they asked for Out of the box song That's what they're talking about Okay good to know Every song has a code name Yeah right And they were like Staring at us They like wanted to leave so bad And we were standing by the door And we're like Out of the box Out of the box

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We had a big night at Cogers. We made burgers. We had so much fun. We did bath time. Oh my God. Being on my knees in the bath time, I was not okay. It's not what you think. No, no. Bath time is like a better idea in theory.

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It's not a pregnant person's job.

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Yes, big week in New York City. It's literally Bright Lights, Big City, three bucks, two bags, one beer. One beer? One beer. Yeah, I'm getting my Luke Combs and Annie references mixed up. Bright Lights, Big City, Jackson Claude. Today, we're so busy. Podcast, podcast, podcast, meeting, meeting, meeting.

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When I tell you I didn't get out of bed for five hours, I was not okay.

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Um, we do have like a lot to do today. It's Tuesday. There are lots of stories and there's dear toasters. They are so crazy. Okay. And one of them is about us. I love when this happens. Cool. Like the toast either helping or like hurting someone's life and like how to navigate that.

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And the Fast Five Stories that you-dat-do need to know are brought to you by Hulu and the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. So the wait for more episodes of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is almost over. It's coming back to Hulu with an all-new season on May 15th, which is literally two days away. We finally get to find out what's going on with our favorite saints and sinners.

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Come ye saints and come ye sinners. The commercials have been like really casting.

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you know what he's saying in that hallelujah that's what he's saying um okay so Taylor and Dakota are they still together Jen and Zach have they worked through like their major issues there's a lot of drama that's going on with Demi and Jesse it's happening like actively on social media now too um So it's a tangled web of jealousy, exes, and drama. We cannot wait to binge watch.

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It's going to be pure insanity. It was actually Jackie and I's one of our top five shows from the year 2024. It's such a good show. They're just like, they're good reality stars. Yeah. And there's so much that goes on. It's not that hard. So much that goes on outside on social media too. So like once you're done with it, you can like follow them.

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Yes, and I do hope that this season answers the question. Like, finally, we'll put it to bed. Like, will MomTalk survive this? I think at this point it's a safe bet. Yeah. They're kind of like a cockroach. They can survive anything. And with the show at stake, mom talk will. Don't miss the new season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives coming to Hulu on May 15th.

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Today's episode is also brought to you by TruFru. Jackie and I are like, we've been TruFru ambassadors before we were being paid to be TruFru ambassadors. We are obsessed. It is the most delicious sweet treat on the planet. And as of May 4th, Target now has all the TruFru flavors in the freezer aisle.

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So as you know, the girlies in the True Fruit office are huge toasters and they wanted us to tell you that True Fruit is now available in all their flavors at Target. Sometimes like you go to a grocery store and they have the one that you like or the one maybe like not your number one fave and it's hard to find all the flavors.

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Well, starting this month, all the True Fruit flavors will be available in the Target freezer. So they get asked all the time, like where to find specific flavors. This is really perfect for all the TruFru stands and the Target stands. If you haven't tried TruFru, but you shop at Target all the time, like head over to the freezer aisle. Your life will seriously never be the same.

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And if you're obsessed with TruFru and you never know where to get the flavors, now you can get them at Target. And if you don't know what TruFru is, they're teak, perfectly ripe fruit. They coat it in insanely delicious fruit.

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dark and milk chocolate and then they flash freeze it to lock in all the goodness there's no artificial flavors no weird stuff just real fruit it's a snack that i discovered when i was being really healthy and it's one that obviously now i'm like not prioritizing you know the calorie deficit and i still eat it it's like a good snack no matter what era of like diet you're in perfect post-dinner treat perfect midday pick-me-up you can find all the flavors of true fruit in target at the freezer aisle and actually to thank miss jacqueline foley added to the list of things i i

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Sometimes I believe fruit belongs in dessert, and TruFruit was out here negating that belief for me, and Jackie was the one who introduced me to it. She keeps the raspberries at her house. Raspberries are my favorite, 100%.

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With Kendall. I was shocked to see Kendall. And there's so much to discuss, but one of the connections we really haven't spoken about is the Jordan Woods of it all. So I've told you guys, and I know everybody's like, dirty, broken record. And I'm so glad I've said it so many times.

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Jordan Woods' man is a really good Knicks player. His name is Carl Anthony Towns. He had a great game last night. And Jordan's been at every game. She's so wagalicious. She wears such cute outfits. She sits courtside, even though a lot of the wags don't. And she was sitting in the same row as Kylie. Not with Kylie, but probably five or six seats down. And they were interacting with one another.

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But it was probably just such a fun night for Kylie. Yeah.

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But just to know, like, maternity leave is going off without a hitch. Like, seems like everything is going fine without me, you would say?

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Because they won. Her man was so happy. She's with her man. She's with her sister. And then look, her bestie's there. Her bestie's man is having a good night.

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It's really interesting. Isn't that weird? So perhaps Kylie has a side and she knew she'd be looking at Timothy all night and like the pictures and she wanted her left side to be her dominant side. Because let me tell you, those photos, she looked insanely gorgeous.

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I mean, they have been together for a long time. So like Kendall probably knows Timmy pretty well. It's an interesting point. But also maybe it had to do with like the view of the game and no one else. Oh, no one else was next to Kylie. Technically, Kylie's seat was the best because like she's on the aisle. So there's only one person next to the hoop. Those courtside seats are fucking tiny.

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Yeah, you hate to see it.

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Like you're literally asses on top of asses. So for Kylie to only be sitting next to one person, it's the best seat because she has the biggest butt. You mean? Well, no, just because like it's uncomfortable. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

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who knows it's an interesting point you make but not to nick pick but also not to nick pick either look they're talking behind his back like it's just not conducive kylie definitely wanted to wanted to sit on the aisle like some like me and ben fight over the aisle the aisle's the best seat

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Also, I found it interesting because like so many celebrities were at this game that there are only so many courtside seats, right? And then there are like people who actually pay like regular people who are just rich, who have courtside, right? So there are only so many seats to go around. Like Kylie's weren't amazing. She was behind the basket, which is... It is courtside.

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast, and happy Tuesday! It is what it is. Oh my god, that's like such a good life motto. Like, bitch, it is what it is. Stop complaining. It is what it is. Could be better. Of course, could be Friday. It could be Saturday weekend. But it also could be worse. We made it through Monday on what is a very meaty week.

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You know, because when you see a lot of bags on the street, there's no ambiguity. So if I was really in a room with a bunch of Birkins that looked like Birkins, and no one would ever know except for me. I would get one. I think, yeah, why would I not get one? Honestly, why would I not get one? Because then it's just me like paying just to pay. And I know I'm a fool. Just for yourself.

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Okay, good luck with that. Yeah, I think it depends on the quality. Yeah. Well, it's a whole underbelly of the internet as well, like DHgate. People have become like DHgate experts and they're really churning them out in China. So check it out. Yeah. And also I feel like more so for clothes, like some of those designer clothes are so, I mean, all of them are so expensive.

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Like I remember there was a picture like Kylie and Stas were wearing like these Chanel sets golfing that were so cute. And it's like thousands of dollars. I would never spend on it in one outfit. And yeah, If you could get that like fake, you wear it one time. That's different to me than a bag. Like do it. Especially like when your weight fluctuates as much as mine does.

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I blame the fact like when you're walking around on a regular bank holiday, like it's unavoidable. The graphics are everywhere on social media. Like the way I found out it was Veterans Day at like 5 p.m. yesterday. I just think that really speaks to the lack of respect our culture has for veterans.

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And like you're a disgusting slob who like can't get anything without, eat anything without getting stained. Like designer clothing is really, it's moronic. Yeah. It depends on the item. Like if it's an amazing coat, that's going to keep you warm and you can pass it down to your children. But just like a little set that's like trendy and you can wear it really once and take a picture.

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dhk that's why we prefer shop toast merch.com you get quality goods with the designer label it's not so win-win you really you're not finding anything like it anywhere on the market it's true i'm really excited about the merch launch tomorrow also we have one other set that we haven't worn yet that we'll both probably wear tomorrow on the show and i'm so excited it's the classic logo set in this

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pargy fall color i'm like excited to wear it and we have the t-shirt maybe i'll wear that tomorrow so we can oh yeah yeah um we also wear this hat to the party tonight i actually am planning on wearing this hat to the party tonight i just want you to know it when we're watching wicked and that line comes on well i meant to say if because it's an adaptation they could have removed it it's in the song dancing through life okay

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So I'm looking forward to when you hear that line in Dancing Through Life. And who delivers it, Jonathan Bailey? I think Fiyero, yeah. Yeah, okay. No, no, no. I think it's Glinda trying to get Elphaba and her sister excited for the party. You should wear this hat to the party tonight. Got it, okay. It's like classic Glinda. Yeah. Cynthia and Ariana... Do we have a story about them?

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No, that was meant to be the fifth story yesterday, which was Wicked premiere in L.A. And, like, The Wicked premiered in L.A. Oh, and that Idina Menzel was there. Yeah, so it's, like, rumors being squashed. But I need to, like, that's not even my concern. I'm, like, starting to get a little fatigue with Ariana and Cynthia. Just, like... The crying.

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I've seen like 45 clips of them being asked different questions and they cry about everything. And like some of the questions are deep, like about their friendship, but like these bitches are always crying and it's like literally a musical. Yeah. It's just a lot. That's the other kids. I know. I know. Those are the people who shut you out of the musical. I know.

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I think also you and I were just really disoriented from like the time and place yesterday because we also didn't mention that it was 11-11 which is a big day if you're into that sort of thing.

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It's literally the people who shut me out of 13 The Musical. And if they were in the biggest movie musical of the year, they'd be crying for everything too. It's just like a lot. Because when you whittle it down, it's like a movie about witches. It's not like... I don't know what movie would require this much crying, but it's certainly not wicked. Maybe Pearl Harbor. Yeah. Okay.

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Like Schindler's List. Yeah. Yeah. But it's just a lot. And I don't know. It's like when you cry over everything, it kind of like diminishes the meaning of your cries. I know. That's why. It's just a lot. And there's been like a lot of like funny memes. And I know that like Ariana sees them and laughs and she wants to send them to Cynthia, but she can't. Yeah.

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That's definitely like a generational gap in their relationship. It's an obstacle in their friendship. Like Cynthia's inability to like swirl with the girls. Yeah. Yeah, to understand the internet and the way it works. Yeah. But yeah, the LA premiere like was popping. Everybody looked great. I'm just like ready for this movie to come out. Me too. I can't believe it's still in two weeks.

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Like even... That's what I mean about next week is kind of just like a random week. It's kind of, it's going to be a dead week. Should we take the week off? I feel like we should. I know, but then we get the following week. We have three days off, which is really nice. Yeah. Thanksgiving is such a great holiday.

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Like, and I know we have this conversation at this time of year, every year, but it really, we, I think, you know what we are. We're thankful. I am thankful. It's like the fact that it's always, most holidays don't fall on the same day of the week. Every year Thanksgiving is like special in the fact that it's always on a Thursday. And so it just makes for such a great long weekend.

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I mean if you're into that sort of thing also if you're like a pop culture fiend you know that's also Kim Bierman and Kroy Bierman's wedding anniversary and she literally got engaged and planned a wedding in like three weeks just so she could get married on 11-11 I think it was in 2011 too. That's really beautiful. We didn't know any of this.

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It's always minimum four days, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You know, when you're your own boss, like we are, we also add Wednesday in there. But it's so underrated and it's so great. And it's such a great vibe. You know, you don't have to go to like church or shul. Like you just literally just like lay around with your family, eat and watch TV. Like it's just a great, I'm thankful.

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It's a great holiday. I'm thankful. To Daraba. Umetuka. To the planners. How are the stories today? Should we dive in? Those are two separate questions that, like, one, the stories are okay. Should we dive in? I guess so, because you seem intent on it. Intent. Oh, my God. Like, I just asked a question. You picked up your iPad. Well, yeah, I've got business to attend to.

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So I guess without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Etsy. Toast listeners, Etsy knows what kind of holiday gifting reactions you're looking for this year. You're looking for squeals of delight, happy tears, spontaneously written songs of joy, right?

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I saw you just got this custom, what is it, like a cutting board? It's a cutting board. It's a breadboard. It's circular. My friend Erica got it for me for my birthday. It says Jackie's Gargi Sourdough and she got it for me on Etsy and it is the perfect gift. It's seriously like so sweet, so thoughtful.

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And I feel like if there's someone in your life who has like a real hobby or an interest, like obviously you with sourdough. Some people are really into stationery. You can get like custom embossed stationery. That's where I got you your secret Santa gift last year. Yes, from the desk of Turdy Lou. I got her stationery that said from the desk of Turdy Lou. It's so thoughtful.

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It's really goes above and beyond like regular gift giving. And I can't recommend shopping on Etsy enough. Like if you're placing an order and it's also great to like, you know, shop local stores, different artists, like you're really supporting independent artists. And if you're just looking for something original that says, I get you, Etsy has it. So have the best time shopping on Etsy.

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I don't think we were up to date on the date, and we just want to apologize. Now, if you knew that yesterday was Veterans Day, would we have taken off? No, because we have a commitment to our sponsors, and they bought ads on Veterans Day. Did you take off Veterans Day for next year? I didn't. You want to know why? We have to be careful with the bank holidays, you know? We...

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They've become like a go-to for me now for like all things undergarments, not just bras or undies or shapewear, like really all of it. I've been shopping there for many years. I got like a targeted Facebook ad so long ago. And now like I really, I never, I would say not a quarter goes by where I don't do like a restock on Honeylove. And I love that we introduced it to so many people.

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And now you guys think of it as like a staple for all things undergarments. And I think with the holiday season, we have like a lot of holiday events coming up, holiday parties, trips to the Cape, clambakes, et cetera. You're going to need the proper undergarments for all of these things. So I highly recommend doing a Honeylove haul.

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And they're really covering unique topics. It's more than just a crate. So if you're a KiwiCo club member, you're getting amazing perks like 10% off your orders, free shipping on the US, early access to the new crates. So if you're like a mom, a caregiver, an auntie, and you're just like looking for... Like a toy, but something that's beyond a toy. I hate to even call it a toy.

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Something that really stimulates, that educates, that will last a long time. If you've bought a kid a toy, you literally give it to them, and five minutes later, they're over it. KiwiCo is really sustainable. You're keeping your kids off screens. They're engaged. They're learning. They're enjoying.

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I think Moana 2 is coming out next weekend also. A big weekend for the theaters. Big weekend. Our first story, the big celeb news of the day, I would say, is Megan Fox is pregnant. Oh, I wouldn't say that's the big celeb news of the day. What would you say is the big celeb news of the day? Sexiest Man Alive. It's not Sexiest Man Alive. It's the Countdown to Sexiest Man Alive.

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No, no, it's Sexiest Man Alive. Did you not see that they announced it? No. Do you see who it was? No, I saw what you saw, but that was, it's a little misleading because I was looking for that when I was picking stories. It's. He's featured in the issue. Oh, oh, oh, it comes. Okay, okay, okay, okay, by the way. Right? Is that confusing or what? It is, it is.

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Okay, so The Sexiest Man Alive comes out in 12 hours, but they released a bunch of their like, you know, lower tiered sexiest podcaster or whatever. Sexiest man on late night. And one of the categories, it's so funny how it got picked up. I thought that the sexiest man alive was announced and that it was Benny Blanco. And I seriously was not sure how I was going. It felt like a trap.

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I was like, I didn't know how I'm gonna recap this on the toast without being rude. Like. No, I saw that tweet about Benny Blanco being sexiest man alive. So I went to People Magazine to like get the sexiest man alive story.

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I feel like it depends on the month. Like we do get Thanksgiving in this month. And Columbus Day. So we don't really need the Veterans Day. I think the veterans should get off for Veterans Day. But like the hardworking swirlies should still be singing and dancing for the veterans. They need to be entertained on their big day.

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and it wasn't you have to scroll really far down which they don't do for SMA and then it says countdown to SMA and so they're revealing some of their sexy men but he's not the sexiest man alive he got like sexiest chef or whatever yeah yeah oh okay because honestly you can breathe a sigh of relief I am I was really worried like for myself about like how we were going to talk about this on the toast like

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No, on the one hand, because you don't want to be like rude. On the other hand, like we worked with People Magazine to do this. They gave us that big. So we don't want to like poo poo their decision. But don't worry about any of that. That's not what's happened here. Oh, my God. I'm actually relieved for myself. Like I just I knew I was going to get myself into like a big hole.

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I think I think we're still in. We might still because of how we're reacting. No, I don't think so. I don't think so. The idea. I don't think so. Move on. OK, what was the story? So. He is not the sexiest man alive, but he is a sexy man alive. And if you want to read more about Benny Blanco's sexiness, head to people.com.

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Yeah, and the great thing is if you don't want to read about that, you don't have to go. Stay on shoptoastmerch.com. Correct. Our first story, which I do still think is the big celeb news of the day. Yeah, I guess. That Megan Fox is pregnant with Machine Gun Kelly's baby, which is big news because they're a big celeb couple. They've been very on and off, and this is very on of them.

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Right, I think that this was a big... This is a way a lot of people found out that these two were still together, let alone having a child. I think people stop keeping tabs on them. They seem like the type that depending on the day they're together or not, they have an unconventional relationship. And this is conventional enough to say they're together right now. Yeah.

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And I think like we can really only care about two people who are like so all over the place. Like I feel like I have a very low threshold for like how much I can care. And I think the rest of the world really followed in my footsteps. Yeah. Yeah, me as well. But I do care about a milestone in an on and off relationship. This is a very big milestone.

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She posted a very Megan MGK style pregnancy announcement. Yeah, I don't know. Like the whole like blood sisters love sucking each other's blood. Like I'm so over that aesthetic. It's actually disgusting. And so her announcement like, I don't know what liquid she was doused in. Me neither. It's like goo. It's like tar. It's not blood. It looks like blood, but it's black. It's dark green. Yeah.

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And so this aesthetic, like I think at one point in time, like people were really into the whole, you know, howling at the moon, sucking each other's blood, you know, teeth in each other's necks. It's just really not my vibe. Yeah. And I think, you know, call me crazy and traditional. I think a birth announcement should be free of all gory liquids. But you know what?

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Yeah, it's definitely, you agree that it falls into a strange category of federal holiday. It's like not really celebrated. Yes. It's on a different tier. But I think it should be honored. Of course, I agree. And we didn't even honor it. No, and we have to lead by example. It's true. And for that, we apologize. And you guys in the comments being so shocked that we did an episode yesterday.

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It was a carousel on the second slide. It's just a picture of her positive pregnancy test. Yeah. At the end of the day, she's still just a girl. Maybe I'm like immature. I've never seen a pregnancy test like that. Like, yes. What's it gonna say next? Yes. Yeah. I didn't know they made pregnancy tests like that. Like that are so like, yes. I just, I was shocked. Yeah. Is that, is that real?

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Or was that photoshopped? It's definitely not photoshopped. I've never seen that either. I never used a first response ad. No. I've never used just first response. So I didn't know they were like yossifying the pregnancy test. Yeah. First response is yassifying the whole journey.

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I just, I don't know why I thought it was a meme when I saw it because like the text and the, I don't know, it was just, it was shocking. That would be a funny meme for someone to be like, to write in there, like.

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baby fox yeah yeah right that's what i thought it was so it's on the way overall like a child coming into this earth is so beautiful um in terms of like you know the announcement i obviously i have my critiques okay i think that's fair um this will be her fourth child and his second and their first together their first together yes yeah that's nice yeah so are they married or just engaged

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Engaged. I feel like they had a marriage where the moon told them they were married. The moon officiated, yeah. Not like a courthouse, but the sky. Agreed. No, they didn't get married in Santa Barbara on the beach. No, no, I feel like they literally got married in the Twilight Zone. Yeah, with a blood oath. Exactly. Remember they put the blood in the necklaces and drank it? Like, I can't. Just.

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Like, whatever happened to I do? I don't know. I don't. Me neither. Well, mazel tov to them. Mazel tov to them. Our next story is a bit of Kiki Palmer news. What is Queenie getting into this evening? Oh, actually, I know. Her memoir is coming out next week.

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And she, um, did an interview with the LA times talking about some bits in her memoir, um, uh, relating to scream Queens, the Ryan Murphy's show that she was on. So she shared two anecdotes from the show talking about how Ryan Murphy allegedly ripped into her while working on scream Queens, calling her unprofessional.

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Oh, and then she also shared a, um, interaction that she had with a cast member who she calls Brenda, uh, in the book allegedly making a racist remark to her on set. So first let's do Ryan Murphy. Yeah, okay, I didn't even see that part of the story. Like it's so got swallowed up by the other one. I have not heard... like a lot about what Ryan Murphy is like on set and like to work with.

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So it's possible that he's like, you know, like this. Well, I think mostly because the people who work with him work with him again and again. So if it's not the best experience, like it would jeopardize the next job. And she says that in her book. So basically she was set to have a day off on Scream Queen. So she booked like,

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other stuff for her personal brand like another thing that she was doing and then that day came and they actually needed her on set and she was like no I've got to do my thing I'm a business too and I yeah I was supposed to have this day off and so then he called that unprofessional of her and she said maybe that's why I've not worked with him again but at least like he knows like my business is important to me

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Yeah, I'm sorry. Boundaries are real. You can't just ask me to come into work on a day that I have off. No, schedules are real. People have lives and people have other things that they're doing. No, that's unfortunate. And maybe if she hadn't booked anything, she would have said, OK, yeah, I'm on. But no. And that's to be punished and not asked.

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Because Ryan really does keep the, I just saw he's filming something else with Kim Kardashian. He really keeps people in his orbit. I mean, he's single-handedly keeping, what's her name's career alive? Sarah Paulson. Thank you. So there's a couple of people who he clearly loves and works with time after time. And yet Kiki never got another gig with him. Yeah. So perhaps that's why. Perhaps.

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Like, I was seriously cracking up. I was cracking up, too. And, like, nice to give everyone a nice little surprise. But I don't know. Have we ever taken off Veterans Day? No, I'm telling you, you guys, Veterans Day is a different tier. Like, it doesn't get the respect that it deserves. Not even just us. That starts at the top. Right. That starts at the top. And we're just like bottom feeders.

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She also said while starring on the show, she wrote that a white actress whom she keeps anonymous and refers to as Brenda allegedly made a racist remark to her on set. After the actress grew upset over an issue with a colleague, Kiki suggested they calm down and everyone have fun and respect each other. And so the actress then said, Kiki, literally just don't. Who do you think you are?

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Martin fucking Luther King? Kiki writes, it was such a weighted thing that she said, but I didn't allow that weight to be projected on me because I know who I am. I'm no victim. That's not my storyline, sweetie. I don't care what her ass said. If I allow what she said to cripple me, then she would. Well, of course the internet like did its thing and was freaking out.

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I think a lot of people's initial assumption was that it was Lea Michele. She does have this sort of murky past where other castmates of color have been like, yeah, she made me uncomfortable. She made weird comments. Microaggressions is what they had said at the time. And then, you know, the internet did its thing.

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Keke Palmer still follows on Instagram pretty much all the main swirlies from that show. Her and Emma Roberts follow each other, Abigail Breslin, Billy Lord, you know, the girlies. And Lea Michele is nowhere to be found in Keke Palmer's following list. So I don't know if that is like a confirmation, but it definitely is a leading piece of evidence. It's very leading.

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It's probably the only piece of evidence we have. So all roads do point to Lea Michele. But yeah, I guess you can say for certain. That's a really bad thing to say. Yeah. And I feel like sometimes when people talk about like – castmate drama they had. They never say what the person had said. They just say, she acted this sort of way, using different adjectives.

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But to get a quote, that's a really terrible thing to say. If it is Lea Michele, yikes to the nth degree, because I feel like we're all just sort of moving past... So I feel like if it is Lea Michele, like Kiki won't say anything. She'll just let people believe like what is the truth. And if it's not Lea Michele, she might say, no, no, it wasn't Lea because she wouldn't.

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Because it's such a bad thing to put on someone. And if it's not them, like yikes. Yeah. So I think that's how we could assume moving forward. I love Kiki Palmer. Like I ride for her till the day I die. And like she deserves more work. Yeah. And I know she's, like, booked and busy, but, like, I feel like Scream Queens was such a big thing for her.

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I feel like it really separated her after, like, being a child star was, like, the first thing she did, at least in my consciousness as, like, an adult. And Ryan Murphy was wrong for that. Like, he put her back. Yeah, but I also feel like now, and I feel like that's probably what she was doing on that day that Ryan wanted her to work. It's, like, she's an influencer.

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She has, like, so much of her own business things going on. She does, like, web shows. Yeah, she had her podcast, and so she... Has all that world going on for her. Yeah. I just mean like mainstream wise. Yeah. Or in terms of like, you know, traditional acting, but she kind of does it all. She does. I mean, she hosted SNL. Like she's really a triple threat. Yeah.

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So don't look at us. We don't know a thing. Ain't that the truth. Except today we're not bottom feeders. We're glamorous models wearing the latest trends in all things. And we're twins. We're glamorous model twins. So when it comes to. Like those girls from the Astigmatism commercial. Yes.

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She would be a good award show host too. Yeah, well, she did, I think, just do something. Also, speaking of SNL, do we have the story about Chloe Fineman? Yes. Do you want to get into that now? Yeah, because I actually have a lot of thoughts.

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Yeah, so Chloe Fineman took to her social media to post a video story talking about Elon Musk, because I guess he posted something about their most recent episode. Yeah, he was criticizing whoever did an impersonation of him. He wasn't happy with it. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah.

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And so she posted a video saying, well, actually Elon, there's been rumors out there that someone who hosted SNL made some cast member cry. I think you and I were even speculating on who it was. Yes. There has like long been this like haunted story about the celebrity guest who made one of the SNL stars cry. And we really got no clues. Like it could have been anyone and they didn't give us a year.

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Like it was really, really vague. And I think you and I, I forget who even said just that, that someone made someone cry. And then we started speculating. I think we probably just assumed it was Kanye. Yeah, we did. Or like a really big actor just like being a divo. But it turns out that it was Elon who made Chloe Fineman cry. And she's the one telling us that. She's the one telling the story.

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So she said after he talked about their relationship, episode, he said, she posted a video saying, I was like, I'm not going to say anything, but I'm like, no, if you're going to go on your platform and be rude, guess what? You made I, Chloe Feynman, burst into tears because I stayed up all night writing this sketch.

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She remembered that she was so excited when she learned Elon was guest starring on the show and remembered going up to him at one point to see if he had any questions before the live broadcast. So she stayed up all night writing the sketch. She presented it to him. She said, quote, you stared at me like you were firing me from Tesla and were like, it's not funny.

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I waited for you to be like, ha, JK, no. Then you started pawing through my script, like flipping each page, being like, I didn't laugh, I didn't laugh once, not one time. She didn't disclose which sketch to watch, which I absolutely do need to know. However, she noted that it did end up making it into the show and that it was fine.

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Now, if I'm Chloe Fineman, and then Elon, by the way, has tweeted, of course, he said, frankly, it was only on the Thursday before the Saturday that any of the sketches generated laughs. I was worried. I was like, damn, my SNL appearance is going to be so fucking unfunny that it will make a crackhead sober. But then it worked out in the end. Now, I have so many thoughts.

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Like, if I'm Chloe Fineman, I can understand why she cried, obviously. Like I'm just a girl, I probably would have cried too. However, I would not be sharing this story like ever because she doesn't look like the victim that I think she thought she was gonna look like.

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When it comes to all things fashion and couture, Jackie and I are kind of taking exactly what they're doing on the Paris runway and and bringing it to the streets. And that's the Toast Merch Pargy Fall 2024 collection, which drops tomorrow at 10 a.m. Eastern time. We, for the first time ever, are dropping... Cardigans. Jackie and I are both wearing our new toast cardigan.

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I think for a lot of us watching that episode of Elon Musk, it was the first time I realized in my life like, oh, Elon Musk is like autistic. And I think a common thing I don't want to say like side effect. What's the word I'm looking for? Character trait of people on the spectrum is like this very sort of direct bluntness almost.

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And when I think Elon looked at the script and said, I didn't find one thing of this funny. Was he trying to be like a bully? No, I think that's how he talks and like how he acts. I think he definitely is like Asperger's-y. So I, A, don't think he was coming from like a place of being mean. And two, I'm sure like, That's a common thing that happens, right?

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Like you give a celebrity a script and they're like, it's not funny. No, I imagine that is literally the job. You stay up all night writing scripts because you have five days to get the work done. You give it to someone and then if they don't like it, they would say, that's not funny. Maybe other people deliver it in like a softer way. But again, he is who he is. And I think like that...

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For me, when I saw him on SNL, I'm like, oh, he's kind of quirky. I don't know what the right word is, and I'm probably being offensive, but I think it's like, he's definitely on the spectrum socially, right? No, and he says that in his opening monologue. And then he said, you didn't expect me to be a cool, normal guy. Yeah. I don't think this was the slay Chloe Fineman thought it was.

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Because one, it is explicable. He's not just being a dick like he is this way. And two, that's the big thing. He just said it wasn't funny. I thought he would have called you ugly. It's not... it doesn't make him out to be the monster that I think she thought it might. No, it makes her out to seem like a cry baby.

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Cause that's literally the job is you write these sketches and some of them are gonna hit and someone's gonna like them. And when it doesn't go your way that you're crying, I'm surprised that doesn't happen more then. No, and by the way, I can't even blame her for crying. I think that if I had worked hard. And she said she was really excited about Elon coming.

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So this is someone who she obviously thought was cool. Sometimes I feel like you probably get used to some of the people who come by, so you're not always intimidated. But Elon was like this different level. He's not a celebrity. He's like a genius. So I could see it. I totally would have cried too, by the way. But I wouldn't share the story. And I wouldn't be proud of it.

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No, not proud, but like using it as like, well, I was protecting you, but now I'm going to tell the truth. And it's not this serve. Like I totally actually understand and respect the crying and I probably would have cried too, but I wouldn't have shared it to make Elon look bad. If anything, I actually just think it makes her look bad. I agree because that's what the job calls for.

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And yeah, the thing is I could never do that job. I could never write something and then give it to someone. And have it be judged because I would cry. So I'm not right for that. Yeah, 100%. She's... so valid in her tears, but the way she then tried to use this story as a weapon, like, oh, well, you said something mean about our episode? Here's the truth about who made who cry.

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I feel like we've just been having like we've been raw dogging five days. Chunky. Yeah. And that's what's going to get us to earn like Thanksgiving and Christmas. But like, let's get. Oh, we also need to give ourselves a pat on the back. Oh, what did we do today? Because yesterday was a bank holiday and we didn't take off. I don't know. We're like not those girls anymore. Speak for yourself.

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And it doesn't make Elon look like a dick. I think it pretty much validates what we already knew about him. If anything, I think it just makes her look like a cry baby. And I can't stress enough, I would cry too. Right, which is amongst one of the reasons why you can't do something like that. I'm not in that job, yeah. So that's the big to do. I was sad. I was sad.

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I'm like, all right, let's hear it. Let's serve it up. Slay, ruin him. And it really wasn't that strong of a story. No, not at all. It's better kept in the vault. Yeah, it was more titillating when we didn't know. It was because in my imagination, it was so much worse, right? Right. Or she would have been better off being like, actually, Elon was the one who made me cry. And then not tell us what.

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Kind of a very party collegiate look. It's got, Jackie, yes, please model for us. It's got the toast logo stitched on the left breast. It's outfitted with black buttons from top to bottom. And Jackie and I are both pairing it with a new piece we are dropping tomorrow as well, the girly tee. This is like a cute little snug little shirt. Jackie and I are both wearing size mediums.

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And we'd be like, bad, Elon. Yes, yes, yes. She gave us too much detail because now I'm like, well, You were kind of wrong for that. No, and also when you take out like the tone that she adds to the thing, she just said, all he said was, that's not funny. When it's like, we're here to make things funny. It's like a collaborative creative process. Does no one in the room ever say that's not funny?

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Well, that's maybe how their episodes wind up the way they do. I do want to know what sketch it was so I can properly judge. Was it funny? Me too, because there were some that were really funny, and then there were some that were less funny. So was it one of the funny ones?

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I also imagine a big part of SNL is once you're a writer and you've been there for a while, you know how it's going to be off the page. But someone who comes in just reading it I doubt even the funniest of sketches read funny. You need to see it. It's a visual thing. So I think a lot of the times people write sketches that they know are great.

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And then the celebrity host who's not used to this type of work environment is like, I don't get it. And it's like, you don't because you don't do this for a living. So why don't you just trust us? It's definitely probably a pattern. I think it happens a lot. Yeah. But you have to have... the thick skin for it. Yeah. And by the way, like one thing I do not have is a thick skin. Like, yeah.

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Like, don't tell me you don't like my idea. I will cry. I will cry. Like 1000%. I'll be in tears. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? It is our fourth story. I don't think I'm ready. What do you think? I don't think you're ready for this jelly tourney. Is this jelly brought to you by sex.com? Perchance. Perchance it is. So this episode of The Toast is brought to you by Saks.com.

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If you're looking for gifts that will help you keep up with the holidays, head to Saks.com now for a seamless shopping experience. So whether you're shopping for loved ones or treating yourself to something special, Saks.com will give you endless inspiration that will enhance your holiday season.

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Get ready to be the best gift giver ever and find gifts guaranteed to bring joy for every Heart to Shop for person this season at Saks.com. Let's make this holiday season memorable for you and your loved ones. Head over to Saks.com now. That's S-A-K-S.com. Today's episode is also sponsored by BetterHelp. So this month, as we were just saying, is all about, you know, gratitude and being thankful.

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And along with the person in your life who, you know, you're the most thankful for, another person that you don't thank enough... ourselves, Jackie. How many times do you sit back and say, I'm thankful to me. I got out of bed today. I did that. I accomplished two of my dreams in one month. Not enough. Not enough.

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If I had to do it all over again, I might get a large. It runs true to size, but it's a fitted shirt, which is really not... to be snug. We don't really do fitted, but like with a cardigan, it pairs really nicely. And I do fear that our microphones are blocking the beautiful detail on the shirt.

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Whatever makes you most comfortable and will allow you to be the most honest version of yourself. So let the gratitude flow with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash toast today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash toast. I think the holidays are really like obviously fabulous time, but I think a lot of people really struggle with family stuff.

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And if you're really particular about what you wear and like you have a high bar of like material, then I think you'll really like Roback. Their new Sunrise Active Shorts and their Hit Tech Tank are perfect for hot summer workouts. Both items are sweat wicking. They're made with fabric that allows you to move freely. And also don't sleep on their sweats.

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Like their joggers, I think we're always talking about like their crew necks and their jogger sets. They're fabulous, but they're really great, the men's ones. I think that it's hard for men to like find comfy clothes that don't look like,

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So we're just going to scoot to the left and show you the little girly, it's almost like a little necklace on the chest. This is probably the pieces we're most excited about, about this new merch drop, which again, can't stress enough, drops tomorrow. Because it's so fancy. Eastern time at shoptoastmerch.com. It's also something new. We've never done Kurtigans.

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That's spelled R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. And that's 20% off hoodies, joggers, cruise, and more with our code TOAST. So stay comfortable with Roback. Thank you, Turdback. You're welcome, Turdback. Our next story, Timothee Chalamet is sitting down to talk about his method acting for his new Bob Dylan biopic. It's like a surefire way to get me to dislike you. Like, telling me about your method acting.

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Like, Kim, there's people that are dying. I think you might like what he's saying, because he's talking about why he didn't take the Austin Butler approach. Like, remember when Daniel Day-Lewis, like, didn't leave that log cabin when he was pretending to be Abraham Lincoln? Like, just really unnecessary stuff, like, for real.

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But you'll be glad to know that he didn't do that shit, because here's why. So he did Apple Music's Zane Lowe interview, and here are some... So he talks about how he considered doing the method acting. He watched Natalie Portman and Jackie and how she does a sequence that is step for step exactly what Jackie did. That was sort of her aspiration at first, his layman's aspiration going into Bob.

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But then he realized and he saw all this stuff that he saw his good friend Austin Butler crush it with Elvis. But he realized I got to do none of this because it's not my style. And more importantly, it wasn't Bob Dylan's style either. He said Bob did not have a vocal coach. He had two bottles of red wine and four packs of cigarettes. There's no way to impersonate that.

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so he forewent it's giving it's giving lazy like okay that might have been how bob dylan did it but like you're not bob dylan you have to pretend to be bob dylan that requires like you know practice and rehearsing it's giving lazy like no but i get it too like if if i was playing someone who was like a little woo woo i would be like yeah they didn't prepare either so i'm not going to like but you are not that person you're timothy chalamet i feel like he didn't do it because of kylie because kylie doesn't want to be with bob dylan

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And if he was walking around being like Bob Dylan all day, every day, she'd say, go home, Bob. Did you ever watch the TV show The Other Two before it got canceled? I watched a bit of it, yeah. Okay, so like later on, you probably didn't see, the brother starts dating this like really handsome guy. And he's kind of like a famous gay actor. And he's known for like doing methods.

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So at the time, he's playing like a... a Hallmark star who's gone home for the holidays and he doesn't stop. And I think he's also a virgin too, so they never have sex. And the character's just waiting for him to wrap this movie so they can be normal again. The second he wraps the movie, he books another role and becomes this lumberjack or whatever. He's like sleeping in a tent in Central Park.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so funny and it's such a funny concept. And by the way, I don't know how people who are method actors are in relationships because they're miserable people. It's absurd. It's not until he stopped being Elvis that he dated Kaya Gerber, Austin Butler. It's absurd. Yeah, exactly.

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We love Kurtigans as a SKU, you know, as girlies ourselves. So we're excited to see. Why not make the Kurtigan that you wish to see in the world? Correct. The cute again. And we have even more pieces that we have yet to tease. So make sure you're following us on social media. There's another set dropping. There's a t-shirt. There's hats. There's totes. It's a very collegiate fall autumnal. Vibey.

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So I think it was one because he just wanted to give it the old Bob, but two, like Kylie would not have stood for it.

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one thousand percent and if you require method acting like I don't think you're a very good actor because the whole point is like you're acting to like not be yourself for a little while but then you go back to being yourself so if you have to like have a lobotomy like you're just not good at your job it's absurd and I think it shines another light on actors on the delusion and like the true like deranged nature that that is required to be a successful actor yeah

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Like you're telling me you're forgetting your kids. You're telling me you're at the grocery store thinking you're Elvis Presley. You're telling me you're like driving a Tesla, but you're Abraham Lincoln. Like, please, it's absurd. It's literally absurd. Open the asylums. Open the asylums like that. We let that Daniel J. Lewis thing go.

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And I'm citing him because I think it's one of the most famous examples. And and I saw the movie and I actually fell asleep in the theater. I fell asleep too, but I was so hungover. That was like one of my worst hangovers. I wasn't, I was just so bored. Like it was bad. And I'm citing him because it's, I think one of the most well-known examples and it's just absurd.

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I actually think I would like that movie now. And I think he had like a family at the time, like a wife and kids. Like you're telling me daddy can't come to my soccer game because he's Abraham Lincoln. Like it's just, it's beyond deluded. Yeah. And I won't stand for it. Like, If you can't act that good without this insane method, like you're not a good actor. It's so true. Yeah.

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Like you're telling me you have to have a full like brain transplant just to do your job. It's so true. You were never good at your job in the first place. But I do think Timothee Chalamet is a good actor. Now I've really never seen him in anything, but just like going based on vibes. Yeah. I feel like he has what it takes. I just want to look up famous method acting.

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Did you see that video of Timothee Chalamet in his school talent show or something, like rapping and jumping around? Yeah, it's like a little Timmy. It's like a classic viral video. I think when he first got famous, it really went viral. And to be honest, I... That's a talented person, right? Yes, yes. It's like you in 13, like I see that and I see a star. Exactly. No, I'm not even lying.

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I see a star. I see star power on that stage. Like Timothee Chalamet has star power. Okay, here are famous actors. And the first one that came up was Daniel Day-Lewis, I just want to say. So I wasn't like clowning. He's the baddest to ever do it. Al Pacino. He's notoriously known to immerse himself in roles, specifically Scent of a Woman, where he played a blind man.

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Now, I feel like that's actually an affront to the blind community to fake being blind for a movie. They can't fake see. Yeah. Of course, Jeremy Strong from... Oh, God. Yeah, what's his name? Succession. Succession, the older brother. Kendall.

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He opened up in a profile for The New Yorker about his immersive acting approach through the many roles he's taken on, although he doesn't consider himself to be a method actor. To me, that one's really pathetic. I agree. Jared Leto as well. Oh, that's a classic one. Yeah, in the Suicide Squad. I also think it's so much worse to do it for a TV show because you're constantly filming.

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Where's your life? For a movie, it's like, what, three, four months? We're going hard. By the way, I don't know anyone that does it for a TV show. Jeremy Strong, Succession. No, but it didn't say that he did it for Succession. He did it for The Trial of the Chicago 7, Armageddon Time, and The Judge. Okay, because I was going to say he's been in other stuff. That's crazy.

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Leaves changing sort of vibe. And you're not going to want to miss it. Yeah, we'll show you everything today that's launching because the next time we see you guys, it'll all be live. And as always, we've ordered as much as humanly possible. Everything under the sun that they make of these SKUs, but it could still sell out. So you do want to make haste with these things. It's 10 a.m. Eastern time.

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Robert De Niro, when he was in his famous role of taxi driver, he reportedly worked for hours as a cab driver to study their behavior. That's different. That's studying. Agreed. That's not method acting. Did he park the cab outside his house? No. He returned the cab. Yeah. Okay. Christian Bale for The Fighter and American Hustle and Batman. Okay.

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Okay, but this article in The Hollywood Reporter is misleading. It's not method acting. They're just saying he lost 70 pounds. That's not the same. That's not the same. People aren't understanding what I'm looking for. People don't understand us, and that's a critical problem. It's a cornerstone issue. You know, Brianna Chicken Fry was...

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doing a video, she shot something, just explaining like a couple of things this weekend. And she like used the phrase, she said, there are people out there who are committed to misunderstanding her. And I feel that. The Hollywood reporter is committed to misunderstanding what we asked for. I do feel as though the Hollywood reporter is constantly undermining us.

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That was kind of like a separate, it's not, that's not, I just, that phrase really stuck with me. It's a good quote. There will be people out there who are committed to misunderstanding you. Yeah, she was talking about it in reference to the fact that she's opening up about this abusive relationship she's been in.

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And the comments she had made about the Menendez brothers are now being used against her. Because if she was in an abusive relationship, how can she not understand the Menendez brothers? Meanwhile, the two situations could be more fucking different. Yeah. Those are people who are committed to misunderstanding her. And it's like, also just let it go. How about that?

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She had an opinion that you didn't agree with. And I think she has since backtracked on it. She said she doesn't really agree with that anymore. But still, even if she did, there are a lot of people who thought the Menendez brothers deserve to go to prison. A jury of their peers put them in prison.

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It's absurd, but we're taking all of our anger about the Menendez brothers out on Brianna Chicken Fry? It's absurd. It's kind of like my word of the day, absurd. Maybe if everybody stopped acting absurd, I would not need to stop using it. What's also so crazy is what the Menendez brothers did. It's like, if they just outsourced, they could have ended up like Gypsy Rose, right? Right.

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It's actually very similar, the Menendez brothers and Gypsy Rose thing. Yeah, that's a good comparison. Right, right. She just said, you know, you handle it. I'm out. I'll sit this one out. Yeah. Let me know where to send the wire. Are you ready? Very Jamie, very Jamie Dutton.

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Speaking of, perfect segue for our fifth and final story, which is that Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan is teaming up with Blake Shelton for a CBS singing competition called The Road. Oh, I don't need this. I thought what you were going to say is Kevin Costner went on a SiriusXM podcast and it was like yesterday morning. Yeah. Yeah, yesterday morning.

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And he said he had no idea what the fate of his character was going to be. And he found out, you know, on Sunday night when his friends were texting him that basically his character, spoiler alert, died. Of course he did. Why is he acting like a victim? Like you didn't show up for work. What do you want? Updates and a memo? The thing is, I don't want to dislike Kevin Costner.

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Oh, I'm well on my way. So I don't, I'm not like keeping up with him in this stage. He's making it really easy to dislike him. In this traitorous stage of his career. He also said there were many times throughout the first five seasons, like you didn't plan on doing this show for so long. And he had wanted to leave a couple of times. Yeah.

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Well, then you should have left in a way that allowed the storyline to flourish from your departure. And like any of those times that he was shot, he could have just died. Oh, yeah. There was that time where he could have been on his deathbed and said what his final wishes were like. And we could have gotten you out of the show in that way. Not like we all wake up and we have to wait.

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You might want to set that alarm, West Coast. You just might. So that's very exciting. Now that we've shown off the merch, I'm gonna put a blanket on because it is freezing in my studio. You're wearing a little skirt on the show. It's a little sexy show. Sexy show. Well, thank you for showing us your legs until you were comfortable. I'm putting them away now.

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We know you're not in the episode. And so like it just feels so fake. Yeah, he was being like really condescending on the podcast, like acting like he was the one, the wronged party. And I'm sorry, like in no version. And I know they say Taylor Sheridan is like, you know, difficult to work with, whatever. In no version of events, like is Kevin Costner not the villain here? Yeah.

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Like I can never see you as the wronged party. You're not the victim. Sorry. Yeah. So Taylor Sheridan is now teaming up with Blake Shelton on a new singing competition titled The Road. The series will be launched by CBS as part of the network's fall 2025 schedule.

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The Road will follow a music superstar on a journey to discover the next big artist, with budding singers joining the headliner on tour, performing as opening acts in venues across the U.S. The singers will compete to win over local fan bases in order to secure a spot in the next city and remain on the tour. Okay, whatever.

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I feel like Taylor Sheridan is constantly announcing shows that we never hear about, like the Matthew McConaughey one, the Four Sixes one. We never got a second season of 1923. Get back to work. Stop making new shows. It's giving Game of Thrones. Yeah, Taylor Sheridan now kind of has a blank check to do whatever shows, however many shows, because of the success of Yellowstone.

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I also saw the premiere of Yellowstone. Got 16 million viewers, which is the most it's ever gotten. Yeah. There's so much hype. There's so much hype. So many people love the show. So yeah, this man can do whatever he wants. Now, is this what I was looking forward from him? No. No. Does it sound good? Like, not really. But am I going to get in your way? No.

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I was actually watching The Voice last night. It's really crazy how unwatchable it is with Michael Bublé at the helm. The boob? The boob. But really, Snoop Dogg makes it so... And you know, he said something so interesting that I don't know if he's really spoken about this second...

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wave in his career how he's like very homey right like the whole market so he's kind of family friendly he did the olympics and what he started out at is so different as this and so there was this and i spoke about him the last time this contestant was like a 13 year old like church gospel singer and he lost his battle and he was being sent home and and um snoop dogg made a little speech to me he was like i just think you're so amazing and i feel like you're the exact type of um young person that like our community should be hyping up and he's like and you know i feel like for the

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What did he say? He was like, I feel like I was representing like the worst parts of our community instead of what you're doing, which is like family and faith and positivity and joy. And I feel like he never really has spoken about like this transition in his career to like doing more like cable, family friendly, not boring, but like safe. Yeah. Commercial. Commercial.

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And like what the reasoning behind that was. And I feel like that was the first time he ever really gave like a little bit of an insight into like, into the shift in his career and why he, and it was like a random throwaway comment on the voice, but I found it so interesting. Yeah. And then somebody saved him, Michael Bublé saved him. So the kid didn't have to go home.

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And Snoop Dogg didn't save him because? I think Snoop was out of saves. Okay, so are you grateful to the boob for that? No, of course, because then when Carson Daly was like, why'd you save him? He like had to make it about himself. He's like, you know, when I was a kid. Oh, shut up. Yeah, they saw something in me. And it's like, we don't care. We literally do not care. Shut up and sing.

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Even though the top half of my outfit is only merch, so... you're not really missing anything, but I don't know, I just felt like I couldn't show up with a blanket, but it is frosty in here. Well, it's officially, you know, it's been kind of unique weather in New York. It's been like Halloween, election day, we're making chilies, and it's actually 70 degrees outside. Today, they decided...

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Not even, just shut up. He has a nice voice. Michael Buble? Yeah. I think that's like an objective statement. I don't know if I agree. I don't know if I agree. Well, those are the fast side stories. You can see why like. I was a little skeptical, but I'm not going to lie. When I was like pushing you to get into the stories, I thought Benny Blanco was the sexiest man alive.

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And like, I thought it would be a funny convo. Um, unbeknownst to me, it hasn't even been announced. Right. But the good news is, is that tomorrow we should have our SMA. It's one of our favorite days of the year. Shall we put in our final guesses? Yes, but I need to like really think for a second if that's okay. Yeah, I'm going to say Glenn Powell. Oh, okay. If he would agree to do it.

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That's the thing. I think he would, but I don't think he is. They can give the award to anyone, but they have to agree to sit down for a photo shoot and an interview. Not everyone wants to be doing interviews with People Magazine. Yeah. I don't think that... I think that's a great guess. He's my SMA, but... who People Magazine will do. They like an older gent.

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I think they have, I think the people who buy their magazines are skew a little older. So they wanna cater to them. Like maybe, I can't even think. Who was around this year? That's the thing. You have to think about who's like actively doing press too. Yeah. Like The Rock. I'm down. Has he been it? Cause Moana's coming out. Oh, that's a good call. Or maybe like someone from Wicked.

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Yeah, but there's not a lot of like sexiness in Wicked. Yeah, it's so true. It's like giving theater nerds. Yeah, let me just look up like of the past SMAs so we can get excited for next year. You know the past SMAs like Blake Shelton, George Clooney. They do definitely skew older and they skew like very mass American, not like Hollywood. Right. Broadway folk. Yeah.

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Let me, I need like a Wikipedia list. Historically. I need the history. Okay. Thank you today.com for being committed to understanding me. Okay. Oh, he, oh, Dwayne was already. Oh, I mean, you can be in multiple times. Okay. So last year was Patrick Dempsey. Classic. The year before it was Chris Evans. So that actually bodes well for your Glenn Powell. It does. The year before it was Paul Rudd.

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Let's get you back to bed. 2019, John Legend. 2018, Idris Elba. Hot. 2017, Blake Shelton. 2016, The Rock. I think he's got a chance, The Rock. Oh, it's been a while. It's been eight years. 2015, David Beckham. That's a good one. Hot. Hot. HOT. I look forward to seeing. They're going to cook up for us. Yeah. Well, that's our show, you guys.

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Thank you so much for listening to the Toast Monday Morning Show. Reminder that tomorrow our fall merch collection drops at shoptoastmerch.com. It's 10 a.m. Eastern time. I would set an alarm, be on the website at 10. Hopefully you'll be able to get what you want. Everything runs really true to size. If you're doing anything oversized, I would recommend sizing up one.

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We'll make it cold. It's really November. We'll cloud seas. Literally. Very chilly. And I actually forgot to update everyone. So what was it? Like a week or two ago, we were talking about the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Last week, yeah. Last week. The lineup. And we were talking about it. It's such an important... special event in our family history. And I think of it so fondly.

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For the most part, I did everything fitted. So I'm like a medium. In the t-shirt, I do wish I did a large. But other than that, I'm a medium throughout. Yeah. In the sets, I took a medium, sweater, t-shirts, medium. Sometimes I go large, but just depends what you're looking for. There's something for everyone.

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The Absurdity of Actors: Tuesday, November 12th, 2024

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Well, Macy's reached out and they not only invited me and Ben to the parade, but like VIP. VIP. Like all the way you get to put like, they close every street. Good luck getting around the morning of Thanksgiving Day Parade. No, they have a special card. They're sending me like to the, you know, VIP entrance, right? Literally. Not the car. Jackie, I get a chair.

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I get a seat and I can watch the whole thing. It's enough to get a seat. I did not expect a car. My seat is on camera like the whole time. I need to wear toast merch. So you're going. Of course. Oh, wow. You need to wear toast merch. I'll get those toast earmuffs from a few collections ago. And make sure just to record it. So in case like I'm on television. I'll be watching it.

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I'll be recording it. That is so exciting. And honestly, like one step closer to our dreams, because I feel like on our list of like dream opportunities. at least for me, like that was up there. MCing the parade. No, like VIP access to the parade and like you're there. And apparently there's like a little room. And if I wanted to go, like I could have kicked Ben out and gone with you in there.

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We are certainly those girls. And I actually just was making the 2025 calendar and I took off every single. And it actually took off Veterans Day. I didn't take off Veterans Day last.

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My dreams were accomplished. Okay, if you want to come, you can. They did offer me three seats. I have big Thanksgiving plans already, so I can't, but- Like dreams equals reached. And they also, like I said, there's like a little hospitality room, I think for like some of the fellow celebrities that like, you know, if you're in between, there's like a commercial break, you need a snack.

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There's like a little lounge. Wow. I'll be sharing all the behind the scenes on my Instagram, but that's like something really exciting. Like my Thanksgiving just like leveled up. Wow, that is really exciting. I also saw that Shaboosie is playing the halftime show at one of the Thanksgiving football games, Lions versus Tigers versus Bears, I think. By the way, isn't it the Cowboys?

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Are you going to the game? No. Oh, okay. If it was Shaboosie, I'd be there. That's really funny. How fucking funny is that? Jackie, you're missing out though. Like that's the thing. You still have enough time to get into Laney. Okay. I need to start keeping a pen and paper next to me here of things that I need to do because sometimes I'm like sitting in my car.

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I'm like, what do I want to listen to? And then I just hit Sabrina again. But like, I've got research to do. Lainey. You need to really, like, I'm all in for the jokes and stuff, and, like, she totally is an industry plant, but at the end of the day, like, she's supremely talented, and it's swirly music. No, my beef with her isn't even that she's an industry plant. It's not even beef.

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It's just, like, I happen to have Miss Lainey. I could even say the same thing about Chris Stapleton. Like, he's everywhere. He's for everyone, but, like, weirdly just didn't capture me yet, and, like, the fact that I could go to a football game, and there's a big halftime show. It used to be, it was Luke Holmes. It was Jonas Brothers. It was...

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Dolly, even though I wouldn't have been as excited about Dolly either. Well, you could also go and just see the DCC Swirlies. You hear DCC got picked up for season two. I didn't. I'm so glad because that was seriously a bright spot in my year was that show. I agree. It was so great. And the girlies have really been popping up on my algorithm for TikTok, like Reese, Charlie, all the girls, Kelly.

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for next year and I didn't realize that we also didn't take it off this year and it's actually disgusting like Veterans Day doesn't get like the hype no no banks are closed like it's kind of a fraudulent um bank holiday I wouldn't say it's equal to like a Memorial Day or Columbus Day like it kind of gets shafted and I think that's maybe um a stunning indictment of the culture and how we perceive our veterans because even us like we're such patriotic swirlies we didn't take it off nobody did like yesterday was not I didn't even see graphics going around on Instagram okay I know I didn't see the usual amount and we didn't even

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And they seem to be doing so well. And I think that they make a lot of money now. As content creators, I don't think that they still have second jobs. Like Reese was working in a flower shop because they make like $10,000 a year being the dancers. And that makes me really happy too, because that's how it should have been. So if they're not going to pay them more, they have to keep the show alive.

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So the girlies, some of them have like a million followers on TikTok. Like that is a sustainable second stream of income. It's a first stream of income. Now the other thing is your hobby. Exactly. So I'm like, every time they pop up on my algorithm, I'm always engaging. Like I just, I want financial success for them. I love that.

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Although next week we are dropping an episode with a guest whom we filmed a little while ago and we haven't been able to release it. And we're releasing it the first chance we get. It'll all make sense. It'll all make sense. And it's a dream guest of ours. It turned out to be even better than I anticipated. And I was actually just watching. I had to approve some clips. They were...

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I forgot, because it was like a couple of weeks ago. You guys are going to love it. We've realized so many dreams this month, and I feel like we need to acknowledge the space that we're in. Should we start a list of dreams realized? Yeah, we should. Yeah. Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, blank on the toast. Yeah. Making cardigans for sale. Making, yeah. What else? It's just, that's it.

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It doesn't have to be, like, one dream is enough to get you new. I mean, it's so true. Three in a month? Yeah. Yeah. It's November, our month. It's certainly my month. Yeah, it is, it is. As it is my birth month. Yes, that's true. I feel like it's everybody's month. It's really a great month. What is your birthstone? Yellow topaz. You feel connected to your birthstone at all? Not at all.

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Yeah, mine is a ruby, which is pargy. I don't own any jewelry with a ruby. I actually don't know what a ruby looks like. Is it red? Red, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't feel cute. Like Margot Asher feels very connected to her birthstone, which is an emerald. I guess like when you have one of the good ones, it's easy to be connected to it. But yellow topaz. One of the good ones.

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Do you know there's a month that has diamond? Oh, well, that just seems unfair. What month is that? I don't know. Probably June. They get everything. Another month has Pearl. Let me ask you another question. Do birthstones align with astrology? Like if you're born after the 22nd? No. Okay. It's month. Okay. It's month to month. Got it. Got it.

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I actually ordered, I got targeted for some Instagram ad, like these like fake rings that it's like two birthstones next to each other. I'm sure there's a jeweler that makes the right, not the right, the real. authentic ones, but these were like fake cheap rings. So like I got mine and Zach's birthstones next to each other. And we're like yellow and green. So at first it's like a romantic thing.

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So I got yellow and green and I ordered it and I got the wrong size and it's like too cheap to actually get size. So I ordered another one with Harry and Charlie's. I think it should be here any day now. I just got a shipping notification. So I'll keep you posted on that. If you see me wearing new jewelry, you'll know where it came from. It's not real. birthstones are just like.

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It's like, I can't even like, I could have said it was real, you know? I know, you know, I kind of want to talk to you about that. Counterfeit things like diamonds or bags or what is your philosophy on retaining them? And then also like the truth level. It's so hard. It just depends what your goals are, you know?

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And I do feel like if you wear something fake, it kind of like delegitimizes the rest of your collection. Okay, so that just happened to me because I have a friend who loves to indulge in, you know,

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designer goods no no in fraudulent goods oh okay but she also has like nice things too and so I was with her and she was wearing a purse I'm like I love your bag and I realized it sounded really rude when I said it but I'm like fake because this person is always like and she they don't hide the fakeness they're like yeah it's fake it's like and she was like no no no it's actually real and I felt like so rude saying that but because

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You assume. Yeah. It kind of like spoils the whole bunch. However, on the flip side, if you have a lot of real, like you can get away with some fake here and there and people will just assume that it's real. But you can't be honest about it. No, you can't. And that's what gets me because like I am an honest person. And if I did get something fake, like even this ring, I just told everyone. Yeah.

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I think you either have to like kind of be all or nothing. Like If you have a collection of things and a couple of them are fake, like it does sort of, and you're telling people, it does cast doubt within the minds of your fellow peers about your collection in general. Right. But then I also think it's like, what is the goal of the fakeness? Like, is it to look like it's designer?

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It's probably made out of crap. Well, then you just have a crappy bag. But like to have like a nice leather bag that's not... trying to be something else. And there are a lot of brands that do this, that are just like nice leather goods. And I feel like that is a better use of your money and time than like something that's trying to be something and it's actually made of garbage.

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Now, did we not take off? We didn't even mention it on the show yesterday. And then after the show, I was like, oh, you should like to like give a shout out to our veterans. Like, hey, thanks for the freedom. Thanks for the freedom. We have so many swirlies, active military swirlies, veteran swirlies. It was disgusting of us. Like, and to be honest, I actually don't even blame us.

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Yeah, but nobody cares that it's made of garbage. Like the whole point really in this day and age of designer bags is like for the clout and for the status. And so literally if you're looking at me from afar, you're not gonna know that it's fake. And then I successfully received that clout from you.

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Yes, however, in the off chance that somebody notices the seam is out of place or realizes that it's fake, your clout is worse than if you just got a nice leather piece of goods. Okay, but then you're like hanging out with crazy people. Most people, and even I, like I feel like I have a pretty good eye. I would never know if someone's bag is fake or real. No, I never even think about it.

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Yeah, I happen to not, actually I do have a lot of like, I wouldn't say fake jewelry, it's like costume jewelry, right? Yeah. But in terms of like designer duds, I don't own, I don't think, I almost bought those Prada beach bags that like everybody's obsessed with. They're so pricey and I was going on vacation, I wanted one so bad. I'm like, this is so dumb. Like, I just can't, like I can't do it.

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And somebody I know who's like a fancy person, they were like, well, you know, actually a lot of people have fake of this particular bag because it's like a beach bag. What does everyone spend $2,000 on? And we have a guy like who can make you really high quality. So it's still like a $400 fake. And I almost did it, but they didn't have the one that I wanted. It's really, really tempting.

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And if I was like in a room and I know certain countries have like amazing fakes. To the point that they look real. That's also something that goes down on the Upper East Side a lot of people don't know is the Cartier love bracelets. There are a couple of jewelers who make real Cartier, like it's not gold plated. Made of gold, but it's not Cartier brand.

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It's cheaper because it doesn't have like that Cartier price tag on it, but it's still like $1,000 as opposed to like $5,000. Yeah, but that's still like a real gold bracelet. You're not wearing something passing off as Cartier, but it's turning your wrist green. But I just want to say, I've never really been posed with like a bag that looks real. smells, tastes real, it just isn't.

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That's really funny. I guess we'll get Ben's what he eats in a day too. What are you going to have for dinner?

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Oh, okay, cool. Don't spoil it because I'm actually like enjoying this vlog from afar and I look forward to watching it.

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You know what I want to make tonight?

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But like I went to the tortilla aisle yesterday to start getting ingredients and like what is the crunchy piece? You know what it's actually called on the recipe? A tostada?

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Pargy, thank you. Also, maybe you'll do like a wardrobe change in the middle when Maddie changes her wedding dress, like sister-in-law swapping.

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Maybe I'll FaceTime him for a consultation.

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That's so funny. I have an iPad, actually not this one. It's an old iPad that we use downstairs and I don't have a lot of pictures there. And so whenever a picture comes up, it's like of Dan Schneider.

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Like for the first week of the toast. It's like circles around his face.

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Yeah. Oh, like a bunch of... Oh my God. Like so many accidental photos. Like...

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I think I should. I love this one. I love this one.

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Here's a picture of my sisters and my brother.

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I'm going to crop out Margo. Sorry, Sachi. Can you see? I have all the Getty images from that Amazon party. Oh, pargy photos.

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Let's get into the fast five stories you need to know.

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I won't say it again, but I don't regret saying it today because it's the perfect segue to our first story, which is some football news.

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okay let's talk about it apparently I don't know if it's just you know things coming in threes or like if this is trade season if this is the moment for trades because who else got traded Braxton oh right right two major trades in the sports ex-girlies world I'm actually sure other people probably got traded but like we know about these two because they're for the girly so

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yeah no and also like I don't think actually Braxton's is like that big of a trade I think someone in his position and his agent gets traded but like for us you know it's a big deal shake up the sports world but they're not talking about it on ESPN it definitely it shakes up the Earl world because of course like her and Braxton got together both living in Miami they live down there been like a Miami it couple yeah they've never like had to be long distance or anything so like if he's now going to the Texans like what does this mean for Braxton and Alex now I personally think that like

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Alex really loves him so much and me too this is a one-year contract worth two million dollars so I think it's nothing they can't handle and nothing that they won't get through but I feel like people are like is Alex moving to Houston probably not I feel like other people might think they would break up over this I really don't think so I think she really loves him

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I do think so, too. But I think it's just a year. Like, we'll see what happens after a year. I don't think this is, like, great news for Braxton's career.

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Yeah. Dolphins also stunk. They didn't even make it to the playoffs. So it's, like, that's not Braxton's fault.

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No, same. And like I don't open packages like after five o'clock. So I could have done it last night, put it to bed.

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Yeah, a lot of them do beep-boop-bop. He had a nice stint in the Dolphins where he was able to meet his lady love, and hopefully they'll get through these tough times, and maybe they'll even have some fun. That could be fun.

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Yeah, so Kyle Juszczyk was also traded from the 49ers, right?

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Right, not having to move his family.

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No, I mean he brought us to the team and now obviously like we have roots there.

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It's true, but the thing about me is I have so much love inside me for so many teams. I'm a fan of multiple teams, and I could take on one more. I'll take on all of them. When something happens where I have a reason to like a team, I, of course, love the Niners. We are a Cowboys family. I love all the Florida teams because I'm Florida strong. You love all the New York teams.

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No, like it's just when I start to wind down for the day and like anything that's coming in once I've started like cooking dinner because then it's like dinner, bath, but it's just a hectic time. And then after that time, like don't ask me for anything. Yeah, I love that. Even if it's a tiny, I'm not opening anything till tomorrow. I'll do like email work, but I will not do anything physical.

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I love all the New York teams, like hometown teams.

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I love Josh Allen. I love the Chiefs because I'm a pop culture girl. I watched Quarterback on Netflix, so I like Kurt Cousins.

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I like them all. So wherever he wants to go, I'll support him. And that makes it nice for me because I can buy all those shirts on Abercrombie for all the different teams that I love.

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No, I think she has love in her heart for the Niners. But I think this will be an exciting moment if she goes to a new team that they don't carry their jersey yet. It will be like an exciting launch to do it with her brand. So I think she can make the most of it for sure.

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Yeah, I feel like Braxton's closer to retirement. He's 29.

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And maybe there's more longevity in certain positions, and others have a shorter shelf life.

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But he plays all different positions.

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The 49ers also contracted someone called Luke Farrell. He's a tight end. Three years, $20 million. I think he might be the future.

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I think you could have more than one tight end. Look how many Travis has.

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And then they also have Christian, of course.

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That would be like if Tom Brady got injured, like the Patriots would have gone nowhere.

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I don't think he should go to the Jets.

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I think maybe he will go to the Texans. Maybe they're acquiring.

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This is so draft day. The best day of the year.

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I'll eavesdrop on Zach's show tonight. I'll let you know what they say.

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I will eavesdrop. I will not actively listen. But hopefully, I don't know why he watches Colin Cowherd more than Mike and... Molly? Mike and Mike. Mike and Mike is the show. PTI, pardon. Maybe he watches PTI earlier in the day and I'm not around for it because that's his number one. And I will never understand... Colin Cowherd is now his number one.

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I started Running Point. I watched the new episode of Kardashians because I was one behind and it just brought me so much joy to see Kim Kardashian and Andrew Huberman in the same room.

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Also Mike and Mike are different than PTI. Because it's Tony. Tony and Mike. And then I think there's another show called Mike and Mike that we don't watch.

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You know we are Tony and Mike. Maybe that's why I like when he watches that one.

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Tony like won't even get on an airplane. So like the other one like goes to like the Super Bowl and stuff and like does everything. And Tony like will not get on.

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And he's like older and he's just like sat giving his opinions.

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Like you would probably recognize him. He's like, you would not recognize Tony because Tony got it.

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It's true. I wonder though, I'm just going to like head over to ESPN quickly. Like if other trades happened yesterday and we only know about these two because they affect us.

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Headline of ESPN, 2025 NFL free agency winners and losers. 49ers, Jaguars, Patriots. Okay, so this was happening all over.

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I have to put it out into the universe. Not only do they need to get together, but I also, if anybody knows either of them and knows if they have gone even on one date, like please let me know because also the vibe I was getting from the scene is that they might have already been dating and that's why this meeting was even happening because they were looking at each other like so smiley.

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yeah but like you know red carpet like at the pre-show when they're really desperate they're like I think Jennifer Aniston's gonna wear this dress I saw on the runway it's like this is a complete waste of time you realize that yeah I spoke to Jennifer's stylist and she wouldn't tell me what she was wearing okay so why the fuck are you sharing she said look out that's so Zanna Roberts Rossi but that's also what they do on these sports shows like a game's coming up and they talk about what they think will happen and they analyze previous games too waste of time

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Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. One that you're really passionate about because you sent it to me on multiple channels.

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He made news yesterday because he has a special place in his heart for his four girlfriends.

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He introduced his four girlfriends from his polyamorous relationship yesterday. Ne-Yo is not ashamed of his polyamorous lifestyle. Taken to Instagram over the weekend, he introduced fans to the four women he's currently in a relationship, urging critics to say something nice or move on with their lives. Since the world is so intrigued, he said, I guess I should introduce my loves properly.

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Ladies and gents, I present my pyramid.

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Does it change how you feel about his national anthem?

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Does it change like the place in your heart that he was holding?

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Yeah, or like people were like, I saw him with her and I saw him with her. So they thought like they had something and he was like, well, you don't.

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But you watch Sister Wives and you love Sister Wives.

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I don't think because they were just into each other on the first meet. I think maybe they're dating because Kim does have a boyfriend.

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Yeah, we do. If this is going to happen and we're not allowed to say something unkind or else we have to move on.

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Well, he said say something nice or move on.

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Because Neo said that. And I'm trying. I haven't said anything not nice. But anyways, just saying. If this is going to happen and it's out there and, like, we should get a show.

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That's an interesting way to think about it.

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But what if you had a husband who was a designated cleaner? Kind of awesome.

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And the one that you like really love and you just want to hang out with until like everyone else is like making that happen.

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But I feel like you sometimes hear of women who like they wouldn't call it sister husbands, brother husbands, but like they're spinning a web.

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Yeah. Or like it's like my wife's girlfriend. Like from Ruby Frankie.

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Yeah. If they've got that entrepreneurial spirit.

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Yeah. We'll see what happens. You know? I do know. What more can you say? Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. A little lurd and vis-traving. Nope. Lurd and vis-spotting.

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Well, I don't think he's a great boyfriend, but I do think the right woman could get him on the straight and narrow. You know, I think there might be a woman out there that would be worth changing for him. And he loves women, obviously.

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Yeah. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey were spotted in Park City, Utah, keeping a low profile on a dinner date after reconnecting on their romantic getaway. So Ler and Viz have not been spotted in a while. We knew they were on a vacation, but really weren't spotted at all. But they have just been seen in Utah getting into a car after a dinner date in Park City.

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And then they went to Utah. I think they did the sand and then the snow.

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I don't feel like professional athletes ski for a number of reasons. I actually feel like they're not built for it. And it's a liability. I actually cannot imagine him on skis.

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That's not what I meant when I said professional athlete.

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Meanwhile, his job is to be heavy on his feet.

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But I think that's also just Park City.

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he kim's a whole lot of woman i feel like he would be so into her and i feel like for her he's perfect because she really shouldn't date like a businessman because she's gonna be more successful than any businessman obviously she shouldn't date there's only room for one star she shouldn't date anyone in hollywood she shouldn't date any athlete no but a scientist who has like

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No no I didn't I didn't say it wasn't fabulous whatsoever. I just think it's like low key and not everyone's up your butt and you could just it's more private.

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So yeah we vacation in Park City too.

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Yeah. Well, welcome back. Hopefully you don't get traded. It's trade season.

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It's actually a really crazy story if my iPad will reload. It's like people that I ordinarily wouldn't care about, but they did something really crazy because- Who? Lauren Graham from- Yeah.

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From Gilmore Girls. From Gilmore Girls.

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No, no, no. I was just trying to think of Gilmore Girls and also my fucking ad on page six won't let me see the story, bitches.

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She let it slip, the father of Mae Whitman's baby. Mae Whitman is her Parenthood co-star and she had a baby and she hasn't said who the baby daddy is. And Lauren Gilmore was on Armchair Expert and is prattling on about Mae and her baby daddy who is a famous person and their plans.

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So Lauren Graham identified Carlos Valdez as the father of May's six-month-old son on Armchair Expert. She played May's mom on Parenthood for six seasons, and she was attempting to recall the last time that they saw each other. So she said, they're in New York now. Carlos, her baby daddy, is on Broadway in Hadestown, which I feel happy to plug because he's fantastic in it.

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I don't know. But this is really crazy. Yeah. I feel obviously terrible for May because this is not what she wanted. I feel bad for the pit that Lauren Graham is going to have when she realizes.

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Because as you said, it wasn't done with bad intent, but it's just like, it's mindlessness, you know? I mean, what do you think? You go on a podcast, you just start like rambling on about someone else's life.

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Unless like everyone knew who May was with and she just hadn't shared it yet. But it wasn't like top secret. Like because they are together. So you could spot them together or something. You know, maybe it's like not the biggest deal. It's just something that we didn't know yet. But again, I'm not following it closely. But this is not how you ever want it to come out.

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an interesting thing and you know there's a lab up at stanford and she goes to like law school and they could like pack their lunches together in the morning i'm obsessed oh they're like two students yeah wait it's kind of like lessons in chemistry wait can you tell me what you thought about running point i'm so curious I thought it was really cute. I didn't like the vibe of the show.

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Yeah, and I feel like, I felt even bad like repeating the name when I was reading the story.

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And Orange Expert is a bigger podcast than this one, so like more people are going to be there. But like Carlos Valdez could go on to win an Oscar now and like I'll never feel comfortable saying his name because like I know I'm not supposed to.

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Well, he was May's co-star in Up Here in 2023.

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And Mae Whitman is from? Duff. Okay. Yeah. And then who's the girl? I know it's not her, but like they have a similar.

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No. To me, the girl from Arrested Development may be Fumke. Okay.

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That's her name in the show. She's Tobias's and Lindsay's daughter, maybe, which is why I confuse her with Mae Whitman.

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Never. There's only one. My sweater today is maybe, just so everyone knows.

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I do feel really justified for why I confused them. Because May and Maybe are similar. And Maybe Funke is played by Aaliyah Shawkin. Just so you know.

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But then also May Whitman. Who's that? She's in this show. She plays Anne.

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Okay, I'm telling you, this is very confusing. Remember George Michael's little girlfriend, Anne, who everyone hates?

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She has. Oh, my God. That's really all very confusing. I'm glad we parsed that out.

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It's like a sitcom almost where it's like a comfort show. It's not like high stakes. No, it's not. It's about a family business, like a family basketball team. And it could be more like, you know, succession where it's like drama. No. It's like dopey and hysterical. And also it reminds me a little bit of Ted Lasso, but again, like a little less serious. Yes.

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Our fifth and final story is potentially the loseriest news we've ever reported on.

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I mean, you know the story, but I don't know if you know that this is the one. James Kennedy is apologizing for posting a photo with the Tate brothers. He says, I condemn their beliefs. So in the last few days.

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James Kennedy posted a photo with Andrew and Tristan Tate.

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It's just absurd. Like you could look into them, but I'm sure most people have heard of them. They're not, you know.

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Yeah, but Tristan is the one clapping back at James. This saga is seriously.

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I don't know where they were. Something in Vegas. James posted a photo of him and both brothers and said like, this is a Bitcoin, something like that.

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Of course he did. So much backlash. So he immediately put out an apology saying, I regret posting a photo with the Tate brothers at an event last night. I was unfamiliar with their content and the allegations against them. I only knew them as podcasters who had posted a viral clip about Vanderpump. He said, I have since educated myself and condemned their beliefs. I am sorry to all that I offended.

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And it's a comfort show. Like it's something that would have aired on ABC at 8 o'clock back in the day.

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But then Tristan, the brother, responded to James, claiming that James, quote, begged and kissed my ass for 30 minutes straight and called me a hero. He knew exactly who I was and what content he made. Then he said that James is just a pussy who can't handle DMs from woke R words. Fuck this guy, he said.

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This is so embarrassing for James. I, a part of me feels like maybe what Tristan said, like isn't true. And he's just saying that to like really embarrass James. Cause like we don't, we won't know. And maybe I'm not to give James the benefit of the doubt that he doesn't love the tape brothers, but I just feel like that's such a funny, like,

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mean like thing to do to someone who's now like wanted to take a picture with you and even if he had just seen podcast clips of Vanderpump whatever like oh now you're gonna diss me oh I'll fucking drag you and say this about you even we have no way to know if that's true or not so it's just like he made James look seriously so stupid whether it's true or not true like James is a loser is taking the L and the funny thing is like I don't know who to believe right I also don't care like

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I thought about it. I was actually going to start my day with the PL, but time got away from me. You know, I was trying on dresses all of a sudden. I'm like, oh my God, get to work.

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He's so great. He's so funny. I feel like he's a little short to be playing a basketball player. But they work the angles, you know? They're like –

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Even I'm in the Bravo universe. I didn't see it until Tristan responded. And then it became a story of like the whole story, the photo, the apology and the response.

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Hysterical stuff. If James was holding out hope to get on the Valley or Vanderpump reboot, it's not going to happen. Yeah. I think he's pissed off absolutely everyone with this entire trajectory. Yeah. From start to finish.

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Pissed off people who dislike the Tate brothers and now also pissed off people who like the Tate brothers. So that includes everyone.

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OK, so many conflicting things here, like actual hypocrisy. I just want to say because on the one hand, I'm like, oh, go off, King. I'm married. I have no one to impress. Like, I love that for you that you want to look dopey and you don't care. But then why does it matter so much to if you fix them 90 percent versus 80 percent? What's wrong with 80 or 100?

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I'm so with this girl too. First of all, his line is cheaper. It's shorter and will fix your teeth 80%. What man needs perfectly straight teeth? Who needs perfect anything? 80% teeth is good. Like what's, do you see George Washington's teeth? Like what's with the perfection? So for him to be like,

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He's huge. He's definitely the best parts of the show, because he's so funny.

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brazen enough to walk around with braces on calls and it's socializing for 18 months, but not brazen enough to walk around with 80% teeth as opposed to 90%.

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Contradictory. Of course he needs to do in this line. How could you look at your husband with the braces?

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I thought they were cheaper and quicker and it's a shorter amount of time. But like, which I kind of get like, oh, let's just get it over with.

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This is giving like a braces fetish. It's like his teeth are probably also fine and he just wants braces.

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He's actually a middle schooler who wants their teeth to be bad because they want braces because they go to school.

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No, but like you guys can come up with solves. Like maybe he knows that when he's doing that, like you'll go wash your hands. Like you don't have to see it. Maybe you're setting the table. Maybe he does it in the bathroom. Like there are ways around it, but it sounds like he wants braces and it's becoming less of a dental issue and more of a mental issue.

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So go back. He had a relationship with an underage person. He was a teacher.

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But then other family dramas, she went down, she said, and now she can't.

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But even right after, I mean, he went to prison, like, she was able to talk to him. So something else happened that we don't know. I'm sorry, I can't weigh in on this. I don't know enough.

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I saw that and I do agree. But then I think if that were the case, they wouldn't have called him Travis because that's like too obvious.

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Or not even forgive, but just like move forward in a cordial way while never being as close as you could potentially be. I don't know.

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But the thing is, the reason that she doesn't want to talk to him again is not even because of what he did, because she spoke to him after, so it's about something else that happened.

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No, go back to the beginning. I visited him and spoke to him for two years, but then family drama happened, and now we don't speak. What's that?

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Okay. Well, you gotta trust your gut and go with your scruples, but... I, to be honest, I don't, I don't know him. I couldn't say.

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Of course it's easy to be like, he's bad. Don't talk to, you know, but like.

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oh my god i just want to say i am you in this situation so i can really empathize because if no but you're but like your in-laws don't like fart in front of you in the sense that like if i was in your situation i would feel the way you do like i'm not like fart friendly i just want to say i'm fart friendly and i would feel if my mother-in-law farted in front of me i'm sorry i don't care who you are reset

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No, it's really fun. It's a nice thing to watch at the end of the day. I don't feel like pressure to finish it quickly. Also, Maria Sofia Estrada is in it. I clocked her in two. How did you realize it was her? When in her first scene, she plays Anna Moreno, the lawyer for Jackie. And she was just like,

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If I may say, I am coming at this from someone who is not fart friendly. So I empathize with you. And if I were in your situation, I would feel the way you do. But looking at the big picture, like they're having fun.

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you know yeah and like you're not they're sitting there laughing it's like so harmless the only issue I see potentially arising is that like your children will inherit this and you know do this with their half their family and like they'll be these people and like good luck getting married yeah that's unfortunate well he got married to her so yeah but their spouses won't ever hear their mother-in-law fart because you won't do it so that's better

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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.

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yeah like do you really want to be like a wet blanket because if you wanted to be you could tell your husband like in a really serious way like this needs to stop when you go to your in-laws this is their family tradition like I know you literally if you say anything you it's so juvenile like you can't say anything so like at least find the joy in it like they're having fun and also now it's like you don't have to be scared of your mother-in-law like you heard her fart like that takes the pressure off

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No, it's so crazy, but it's like not in a nefarious, it's not crazy nefarious.

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It's crazy smelly and it's crazy immature.

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It's better than the in-laws who massage each other.

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Crazy creepy. Crazy creepy. You know those like grids that it's like lawful good, lawful neutral, lawful bad.

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I'll show you because this is how I'm measuring these in-law behaviors. Lawful good grid, if I may.

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Yeah, like, I have to find an example. This one is of characters from Marvel, so that wouldn't be good for you. But you might be able to understand it if I send you this. It's a Harry Potter one, but I think you'll get it.

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Wait, should I bring it up to the screen? We can't communicate.

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But I do think that now we should categorize your toasters as these things.

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Well, it could get a little smelly. That's a little, that's the chaos in the neutrality.

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And they're having fun and they're good, joyful people.

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Also, how can your husband fart on command?

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Maybe when there's a meal where, like, everyone has the farts.

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Then they just, like, sit around and fart and laugh. But it's not every meal, right?

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My concern was how did your husband perfectly comedically time that fart on his way out the door?

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Oh, see, like, you're missing out on the fun.

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And what makes you think we would be an expert in that?

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Okay, so we figured that because I know that when there is an update, like you will share. So you just brought that up.

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You don't have to keep bringing it up and like ruining the day and the end of the show.

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And I also feel like if you got an update, you wouldn't even wait till Tuesday to share it. You would share it when you got it.

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Is that Maria? It's crazy that she can be someone other than Maria Sofia. Shout out, but she's doing a great job as Anna.

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He is. We have a sports. Our first story, because we're in like a very much a sports mode between running point. There's been like trade news. I guess this is like trade time and it's affecting the girlies on a serious level.

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I know, but it's my own fault. They came yesterday. I didn't do it yesterday. It was actually nice because I had done my makeup and my hair, so they looked as good as they were going to look. I gave them a fair shot.

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Trade, because there are trades happening. So we have a trades story. Okay.

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Wow. And the part that's never happened is you never cried from a comedy special.

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Spoiler alert, because I just added it to my content list.

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Well now it's on the content list, did Ben watch it with you?

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I think Propecia is like no low sperm count. So watch out for that one.

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Yeah. And I think I'll still be able to enjoy it without the cliffhanger.

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A lot of them like are fathers and family men.

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It's so true. I made salmon bowls last night with love, Jax.

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So I was making them with a bit of love and hate. Like I... They make it... They act like it's an easy thing to make. Like, oh, because it's like just a bunch of ingredients.

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Just like... Even the recipe maker, and you would think assembling a bowl, it's not making a roast chicken, but it's just a lot of chopping, a lot of dishes. It was so worth it, though. So worth it. It's such a good meal. It looked fudgy. But next time what I'm going to do is I'm going to bake the whole salmon. Because that's so easy. Just put it in a baking dish, cut it up, put it on the bowl.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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And I still have some fixing, so I think I'll make it again tomorrow. And I still have extra marinade, so it's going to be a breeze the second time around.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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That's my favorite words, by the way. Just know, like, nothing, like, scratches my brain than someone saying that.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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I'm really excited to watch that. Especially like, yeah, I remember I saw one of my first forays into Matt and Abby was like, I got targeted for like Abby's What I Eat in a Day as a pregnant and breastfeeding mama. So she is so, and she works out too. So that's like triple the appetite because you're so hungry when you're breastfeeding. You're so hungry when you're pregnant and when you work out.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Yeah, you want to put your best foot forward. I don't think that's such a bad thing, but like, yeah, you do need to film like every handful that you grab from the cupboard. But then it's like, because you're filming, you're like, let's make a snack.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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I think it actually inspires better behavior. It's aspirational.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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The thing is, you have earned our trust over the years. You are a trustworthy person.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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You are an authentic influencer. So... I'm going to believe what you say that you eat.

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Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

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Yeah. No, he's like full of liquid. He like blends a cereal.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Okay, so I guess, I mean, it's time. And you've said it, sister, you know.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I love that. Well, we can get into the Fast Five stories that you need to know, dear reader.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It's so crazy. And you'll follow a recipe and you'll give it your all and like something goes so terribly wrong.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Our first story, Jason Kelsey is having a tough time processing the Eagles win with Travis's loss after the Super Bowl blowout. So Jason Kelsey has finally put out a statement. Not finally. I mean, yeah, I wasn't waiting. I wasn't waiting. But yeah, I do wonder how he feels about the win.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, put out a Congrats Eagles graphic and then they took it down. I think people thought they took it down because it was like disrespectful to Travis. But then Jason clarified that he asked them to take it down because it was like, and I guess, yeah, it was a lot of pictures of him and different Eagles players. And then there was a quote.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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There was a quote about how like so many of the Eagles players feels like family to Jason. And then like,

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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congrats Eagles it was very like Jason centric and he was like I didn't win the Super Bowl like it's a weird thing to post I just want to say I think it's weird too not even because of the reasons Jason stated because your co-host lost and it's not like Jason played he didn't so I think it's weird yeah they could have just sat it out but I also understand why Jason wanted them to take it down I don't think it had to do with congratulating the Eagles I think it was also it was just like

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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But the Eagles are a big part of their show.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Like, well, that's the most annoying part. But this is what he said. He said, congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles, my former teammates and friends on being Super Bowl licks champions. There were a lot of emotions last night. And now that I've collected my thoughts, I'll attempt to share them in the longest tweet ever. The game was odd for me to watch if I'm being completely honest.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I knew it was going to be mixed emotions before, during and after. And I now know what my parents had to deal with two years ago. On the one hand, I wanted what is best for my brother and to see his success. And on the other hand, there are so many people, teammates and coaches in the Philadelphia Eagles organization that I care deeply about, many of whom I owe my success to throughout my career.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I'm very proud for Jalen Hurts, Nick Santini and this entire team. They have persevered greatly, answered their critics amazingly, improved themselves undoubtedly to be the best team this season, etc., etc., As for my brother, there isn't a person I love or care about more.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It has been tough to process these feelings, but of course I feel for him and I'm always rooting for him, but I know he does not need nor want my pity. He has amassed greatness few on this planet could ever dream of, as has his team, and they should feel pride in their accomplishments this season and in the past.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I know right now they're still thinking of that last night and the shortcomings in the last game, but in time that will fade and the greatness they've exhibited as a group will remain as one of the most dominant eras of football ever.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Well, the field playing was giving the vibes that Travis was retiring. Well, of course, the lack of talent.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Speaking your truth. and walking in your own light.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Maybe that's what he was feeling.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I think it's really hard for us to understand. I think so too. Like, I think we can't put ourselves in those shoes. I think for Jason, it's like, yes, his brother's on one team rooting for him, but on this other side are people that not, they're not his brothers, but like very, very close. Like there is joy in seeing them win. Of course.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I think if he could have chosen, he wouldn't say, I don't think he would have answered this question of who, maybe he did, but it was of course be Travis.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I'm not getting that vibe. Yes, I think. Did anybody ask Jason who's he rooting for? I think if they did, we wouldn't have gotten a straight answer. Yeah. But I think like the, the correct answer is Travis.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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However, like it's a very, you know, the Eagles are right behind because like the coaches, those are people who he wants to see family and like the amount of work that goes in to being on the team. This was the only team he ever played for. Like this is his, it's different than people who like bounce around that part of like the brotherhood we could never understand. Yeah.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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With turdy. But then us real ones know like you're not the Barefoot Contessa.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I didn't see... I didn't see that so much, so I can't say. But if that's what was going on, like, yes, of course, we're rooting for Travis. Like, yeah, we'll find joy. And if the Eagles win, because it'll be good for our friends. Of course. We're rooting for Uncle Travi. And I can't believe I haven't sang this yet. I'm so glad. I'm so glad my Travi made it to the big game.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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One step closer to Kelsey being my last name.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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You should have just, like, teased the Purdy line and, like, saw his reaction. And, like, if you're going to tell him eventually, maybe he would figure it out. But let him think for one second.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I literally need to record something today. My voice, like, isn't. Get on the horn. I'm going to get on the horn.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It's totally giving series regular.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? Speaking of Pargy vocals. Yeah. Sabrina Carpenter is on the cover of Vogue.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, this is major. So the cover and the cover story have dropped. The pictures are beautiful. She's on the cover of the March issue of Vogue. And yeah, the photos are very Marilyn Monroe inspired. She's talking about her career. She made mention of skin, just want to say.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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No, but our Gen Z intern gave me a little heads up.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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She said that she never planned to release it. Like it was a song that she wrote to like get her feelings out as artists do. And then she did release it. But like when she was writing it, it was just meant for her to like heal.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Do you think he's quaking a little bit?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, I wonder how long after that, till she got to that place of like writing that song. And that's how she felt. Cause she couldn't like not respond for that long. So I don't, I wonder like if she wrote them at the same time yet, then maybe we could.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Instead. I wonder, I don't know, but I liked skin because it wasn't like, I feel like all because I liked the boys, more like coming from it.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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No, like a victim, like everybody hates me all because of that. Whereas skin was like kind of tough and I liked that response.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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You should be, I'm all out of your man, yeah, like. I just, I thought it was just like a strong response as opposed to, oh, because I like to, boy, everybody hates me.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Did you give one to Olive and Butters?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. So, but I just, I agree with you that maybe the world would have received it better if she came out with like.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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People love a victim. They love a victim. So yeah, actually I like, I think that it probably would have played better, but for me.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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But for a while, Sabrina took like a big L. I respect strength. And that's why I respect the Bream.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. I agree. That's why it's so impressive. Yeah.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yes, worth it. I don't think she's over it. I don't, I think she'll like, that's her Roman empire. And it's not, it's been a few years. Like it's her chip. Yeah. A hundred percent. And she'll hug her at the Grammys. Cause like, she doesn't want to, that would look bad. You know, people don't like that. But the North remembers.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Okay, but if you could have one open and honest conversation with any celebrity.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Well, all the friendships, too. Hayley.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. Kelly, that we were just saying.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Pete Davidson strips down to his undies for reformation after his tattoo removal. So Pete Davidson.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, but I feel like now he looks different than when people were finding him attractive.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Imagine how many would have eaten.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, he's looking hunky. Pete Davidson has spent the last several years removing his nearly 200 tattoos. And now he's ready to show off his clean slate just in time for Valentine's Day. He stars in Reformation's latest campaign, showing off his buff bod in boxer briefs. So I guess Reformation has some menswear now, and he is the face.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I didn't either, but I guess everyone wears. And I mean, if you think about it, I feel like they operate. It's been around forever. They look like a small business, but they're like mass consumed. And they probably have like low overhead because they act small.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And I'm sure Taylor wearing the dress to the US Open was the budget for Pete Davidson.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Why you could have eaten all of them.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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You know, I was watching Kardashians and Kim was saying, talking about her work ethic, how she works so much. She was actually, cause she's in therapy now. And so she's like thinking about working less and questioning why she works so much. And she says, Courtney was right. Like I didn't need to sort of figure out what was driving me.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Like what, why I'm working so much, like what drives me, whatever. And she was like, but in the past, like all I want to do is work. Anybody who tries to tell me to like work less, like get out of my way. And she was like, I mean, that's what happened with, and they bleeped out the name. I'm pretty sure it was Pete. I'm pretty sure because she was like, that's what happened with blank.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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He said like, why don't you take the week off? Like, why do you work so much? She said, and that was the beginning of the end.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Like it just, it only really makes sense for Pete. Like, I don't think that's why she broke up with Kanye. Yeah.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Dave. It's always maybe it was Dave. But anyways, I think Pete Davidson looks great. I think this is such a good message for young people. He was on one of the late shows at talking about the process to remove them. He's had over 200 tattoos like how he obviously regrets them. And I think people should, when they go to the tattoo salon, should have to watch that interview.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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So is he more so quaking that you're coming for his culinary throne or that you're bringing all this talent into the house and he's going to be eating more?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Right. That was really crazy. And I think most people have not. I actually I don't know most. A lot of people have a lot of tattoos. No regrets. Love them all. They all deeply mean something. But it's a hard thing to regret. Like there's it's very hard to come back from. It's very expensive. It's very expensive. And so. I think thinking twice or three times about it is just a good message.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And if you still want to do it, still do it.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, for sure. She has, like, on her fingers. I can so see.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I was going to say, Chloe feels like she might have.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, or on, like, a wrist, a little wrist action.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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But I could also see her having some from back in the day.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. I think that that's what happened. I don't think they like me.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. But I think the way it went down is what happened. So I don't think they would just like lie about how it works.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And like back in the day, those episodes like that, they were just following them around with cameras that like wasn't so produced.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Our fourth story, speaking of reality TV, coming to podcasting, Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin are starting a podcast called Let's Not Talk About the Husband. It will be with Dear Media, and the first episode premieres on February 14th, Valentine's Day. Pargie.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. Also, they've been together for 30 plus years. Like that is something that gives you a level of expertise that and wisdom that you can share.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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with the world I also was thinking recently about podcasting at a glance as as you do when you have a chip when you have a chip no because I'm always like watching clips on Instagram I get like served podcasts I never heard of like this or that and like I'm I was like trying to think like so many people start a podcast but like what makes really a good podcast host and like I think one thing that really makes can make someone great amongst other things but it's like someone who says like

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Just having a lot of food. Oh, you mean the...

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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hard truths who said, who has like genuine hot takes who like, who's like yelling at people almost, you know, telling you things you might not want to hear. And like, I think Lisa Rinna like has that energy of just being unapologetic and just saying things that might not be popular, but are interesting to listen to. Cause like the people with like the lukewarm, just like circling the drain, like,

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. That's kind of what I meant. It's all one in the same.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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It's hard to stand out that way.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Do you know what I mean? Like it's very much a medium for lightning rods. There's ways to have success in other ways, but that is a big vertical. And I think that she is that. And so I think that this could really work.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, so this is what the statement says. After 30 plus years together, some more fabulous than others. We've seen a lot and we're ready to dish on everything from marriage and family to friendships, business and fame. So it seems like they will be dishing. Whatever we're talking about, you can be sure it will be unfiltered. So tune in because we're owning it all.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Oh, well, okay, okay. But she didn't, like, make a gap.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Take it to the podcast. It's always funny when you find someone's, like, inspo, you know? Yes. Like Kendall Jenner and J.C. Murray.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Totally. Or Megan and the Martinez.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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You're the anti-comfort creator. You're like the influence.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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So good luck to our dear media sisters and brothers.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Chaos creator. I love that. And I feel like you like chaos creation. Like mukbangs.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. No, I think that they've got the stuff. I think they've got the stuff.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And even the popular celebrity ones, because there are, it's not the most popular celebrities. Like even the office ladies, like they're not the most popular celebrities. Random.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Not for the faint of heart. It's a flaw in the system that you really can't sit while you cook.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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where I came from. And then while I was sick, some clothing deliveries had arrived. I was finally able to try them on today and I'm obsessed. This is the bodysuit t-shirt I was telling everyone about. And it's everything and more, like no midriff, no problem.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Our fifth and final story is a little TV programming news because The Bachelorette has been paused for summer 2025. Yeah, ABC will be skipping this cycle of The Bachelorette. ABC is pausing its female-led spinoff of The Bachelor, which will be a blow for fans of the long-running dating show series. The show generally starts production shortly. And the last three seasons have aired in July.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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The series, however, has not been canceled and will likely come back to Disney's own network in the future. It's unlikely to air this year, but insiders have not completely ruled out It's returned later this year. It's not entirely clear why this decision has been made, but it's not without precedent in the Bachelor universe.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Last year, for example, Bachelor in Paradise didn't air because Golden Bachelorette happened instead. But I don't know. Skipping the Bachelorette seems bigger than skipping a Paradise.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. That's one where you could kind of schedule a break, but not even, they should make some sort of contraption. Like, cause if you're over the stove, like you cannot sit. They should make a something.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Claudia, I keep seeing this everywhere. What is it? Okay. What show is it from?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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That's what I thought. But then I saw a bunch of like barstool people talking about it. So I'm like, is this barstool, you know, their reality show?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, but I do think Bachelor in Paradise, like, it's a pretty good answer to Love Island. It's not... good enough sometimes, but it's hard. You can't really have bachelor in paradise without the bachelor and bachelorette because like you fall in love with these cast members.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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You want them to have a second chance at love, but that is like having to watch 50 hours of television so that you'll be excited for bachelor in paradise. I don't think they make it too hard.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

3376.223

For a mid-season episode five, for it to be two hours, stop. If you want a two hour premiere, a two hour finale, I'll let you have it. Sell your ads. Episode five, you know, March. Leave me alone.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I have a question shows like that are on Netflix that are going straight to Netflix. Why do they still do commercial breaks? Like they fade to black, they fade to black and then they come back and they play what we just saw. I think it's like, that's actually a good point.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I think it's like, I think it's so weird. It's like, It is.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

3418.1

And especially when they repeat the last line of what we just saw. It's like, wait, I'm right here. 10 seconds ago.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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When I was watching Kardashians, that's what I was like. This is made for Hulu.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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So those are the fast five stories. I hope you're scared.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Because you said they don't want to scare people, but people should be scared.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Ooh, that's so tough. I feel like he might have legitimate reasons for asking. It's like he can't see you. So he just like wants to know. Doesn't want to pick you up and hurt his back or something. But it's actually like he can feel you and he could pick you up. Like he actually knows what he needs to know.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

3556.216

But I don't know, like maybe he needs this as an aid just to like understand what his girl looks like. I feel like anything else, like yeah, you could shave a few pounds off.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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so I just I I just want to not to make the blind man the villain here but I think it's a weird question well I would just ask him like why he wants to know because I'm holding space for like it's something that blind people need to know like in order to orient themselves I don't know I'm giving him like the benefit of the doubt so I would just ask him like to what purpose does it serve for you to know like I will tell you um but I just would love to understand why that's information that you want

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Maybe. But remember, he's a perfect angel otherwise, so we're going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, we are. We are.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

3677.245

max because you also like it's just like when you are on a plane like they do need to know for safety purposes like you can't really lie yeah i don't know i don't think he needs to know for safety purposes but okay i don't know like i don't know because i'm just gonna yeah i don't know because he's blind so i don't want to give him like bad information did you hear me i'm blind i don't want to give what's that from

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

371.851

But how did you use protein powder? Like in your house, they're in fancy aesthetic containers?

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I'm not really lying to or fucking with the PJOM blind guy.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

3754.472

Yeah, like I just feel like he might need to know. It's like you wouldn't tell him something is 50 feet away if it's 20 feet away.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

3859.61

Yeah, I just think this is, like, so weird. And, like, this relationship will be a part of your life for so long. I wonder what she does for work, though. Because I could see a scenario. Who, the mom? The mom. Like, I could see a scenario where she is either, like, a sex therapist. Some sort of therapist. Maybe even, like, a gynecologist. Something.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

3878.165

I do feel like the toaster would have included that. Yeah. But I could see a mom like that being very involved in her son's sex life. And yeah, it's like not ideal, but it's like, that's just how we are. And like, you don't have to break up with him over it. It's just like a crazy fact about your in-laws, your macha tandem sister.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

3924.769

Okay. I don't know. Maybe she has like a side hustle of like women's health. I think if you can look at it from that angle where it's like, she's interested.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

3933.753

In the vagina. Just, and you're like in the woo woo family. Listen, Claudia, if she loves him and she wants to make it work, some things you just have to accept.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

3952.203

Yeah, because it's not like he's coming to you and being like, my mom says that you should try this. How would you know this? It's illegally obtained information. It's not admissible in a court of law.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

3981.747

I do know what you mean. But I just, I want to help her.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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I want to help her think it's not a big deal. He's just from an open family.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4001.324

No, but you could say the other night a text popped up on your phone. I don't know.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4032.828

Really? You'd rather him talk to his friends about the end?

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4036.03

People that you have to go out with?

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4053.476

I think there's more history here. that you should find a way for him to open up to you. I think there's more to this story. Maybe it has to do with him and the past relationships.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4065.055

Yeah, or what his mom likes to get into in her free time. I think there's more here. So find a way to dig in without it being about the snooping.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4076.44

Maybe just sit down and have a state of the union about your relationship and then take it into your sex life.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4170.205

I think it's very reasonable to ask and insist that he uses the toilet instead of the sink where you wash your face and brush your teeth. And if he can't agree to that, you're not even asking for anything other than for him to move over three inches, then you put a lock on the door.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4209.187

Yeah, I'm not worried about where it's going. I'm worried about what's touching on its way.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4213.37

I wouldn't wash my face in the toilet bowl.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4238.987

Yeah, yeah, when there's a toilet right there.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4285.068

That's crazy. Cause who even has the lid on their hairspray to begin with?

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

429.726

Totally. Yours is so mean. This is so you. But you can't see, but these are barrel jeans. I got barrel jeans. You'll see on my Instagram stories. Check me out later. They're so sickening.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4290.772

Who doesn't lose it along the way? Oh, that's not a problem I have. And what part do you cause to lose it to?

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4314.983

And if this is something that men do just because they all do it, if everyone jumped off a bridge, like then all men should stop.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4326.408

And we wonder why women have all these skin issues. Literally, we're washing our faces with urine. Meanwhile, the men get to be like, I don't wash my face and I feel great. It's because everything in your life is clean. You don't have pee in the pores.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4354.622

Stop moving me Tuesday every day.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4365.726

As am I. Now let's get the heart right for her, okay? We're sending you love.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

4382.817

Even though every time I watch, I'm perfect.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

443.468

I look so awesome. Oh my, you do look great. No, you can't even, I don't even need comments because I know you can't really see me and you can't appreciate the barrel nature of my outfit, but I'm a barrel chest of freedom fighter, okay?

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

522.569

those were the days. But I have just one thing more to say about my barrel pants. Yeah, please bring it back. I actually don't think I look that much different to myself because I always judge like how different my outfits are based on Zach's reaction. Like the one time I wore those jeans and a t-shirt, like he literally dropped to the floor in the kitchen.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

54.321

I know, I was thinking about that because that's always what you say when you're sick. You're like, I'll never miss...

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

540.597

Like he like literally was like, can I have a hug? Like he was like, Oh my God, he wanted a hug.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

558.053

No, I have this joke with my college friends.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Whenever I would dress normal like that, so I'm wearing jeans and a t-shirt like that, they would call me Jackie Cohen. Just like a normal girl.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

597.489

Literally, I would never have worn just like jeans and a t-shirt. And if I did, like I was being Jackie Cohen. So now.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

605.712

When I posted my jeans and a t-shirt the other day, I was like, this is so not a me outfit. My friend Sam commented. She was like, it's so Jackie Cohen.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

613.414

Like sometimes I just like be like be normal. Just like be Jackie Cohen. I'm like, I can't. It's so hard.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

619.812

Anyways, my husband walked into the kitchen this morning. I was about to film him because I wanted to get on camera his reaction, walk right past me. So we're good. I'm not that changed. I'm still me.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

63.827

For me, what I will appreciate is just my ability to do things, like, to get things done, to stand up, to cook, to just, like, have a little bit of strength. Like, I will not take that for granted. And sometimes when I'm feeling, like, good, aka normal, I'm just like... Acknowledge the space. Because you know me, I'm always bogged down by something, migraine, whatever it is.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

640.736

They're good. I don't think there's anything that you haven't heard of yet, but we're going to discuss a lot of things. A lot of things need to be discussed by the stories.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, now we're all going to split off into our different corners of the internet. But we were all together for a time.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

672.483

And that's why it's like even sadder that the Chiefs fucking stunk because we all came together for you guys. Like we were all rooting for your game. Not even, I know people rooting for the Eagles people. We were all rooting for the game. They couldn't even get us the game, but whatever. It's fine. I'm a fan.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

690.864

I think because we were making so much of the fact that the Chiefs played so badly that it almost sounded like we were saying the Eagles won because the Chiefs stunk so hard. They wanted us to acknowledge how fantastically the Eagles played.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

717.651

But I guess even in what you just said, there's a backhanded compliment. Turns out. No, I'm saying I was wrong. Right. And they just want acknowledgement that the Eagles have been amazing all season, that they've slayed all season. And the Chiefs actually keep winning. And then if you really want to go down what they're saying, it's that the Chiefs...

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

735.421

one they've kind of eked out everyone this season like by the hair of their chinny chin chin and that this is where it gets crazy the refs and i cannot speak to this like i i just got into football like i am the thing is i'm not going away from criticizing the refs

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

777

I know. I think just for them, it's like they were the better team, but it's like the other team was barely a team. So it's like we didn't say enough good things about the Eagles. I think that's how they felt. I think, honestly, it's giving chip. I think the Eagles have a chip. I think they would admit that. It's giving chip.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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As those with a chip, like I see your chip. We see them at the meetings. Yeah. Where like we get chips for how long we've had a chip.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

805.916

I see your chip and you know what? It is kind of annoying to hear about. Maybe we'll stop.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah, like if you're a new listener, you don't even know what we were talking about. And let me just tell you briefly.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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No, there are people who couldn't possibly.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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So when something's not ailing me, it's so pargy. And we have to ATS.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Oh yeah. Like, and if we were any other people who were like top podcasts, so obsessed with Kelly Clarkson, they'd be banging down our door to have her on. Like, it's so weird. It's so true. Now a chip. Okay. Chip. The chip is so real. What I will also say about the chip is that it propels us towards greatness. Like we are constantly fighting against the chip and that is what makes us great.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And I feel the same about the Eagles. Like I think we actually have more in common. We're more similar than we are different. Yeah.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

927.55

Yeah. Even though like at every turn she is so worthy.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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And then when I think of people, I'm gonna text you someone's name of like the anti-chip. Like someone. Oh girl, I know what you're gonna say before you even say it. Wait, do you? Yeah. And this is like, and it's not shade to this person. It's like, we'll never know what it's like in this world.

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The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Yeah. But I don't want to go down.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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If you're new here, we have a chip and it informs everything. what we do for good and for bad, but mostly for good.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

988.732

We should tape a potato chip in the middle.

The Toast

The Philadelphia Chips: Tuesday, February 11th, 2025

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Everyone wants them to be filled, the frames. There you go, one big delay.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Because I don't think Beyonce... These people never leave the house. At this point, like... I think Beyonce has more like clout in the relationship where it's like if she doesn't want to go to something and she's not doing him this favor, she's not going to do it. Well, he shouldn't have went. Yeah, but don't you think that's like a sign of an omission?

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Just fun fact. Very exciting for Blue. And Mufasa, so it's the origin story of Mufasa, which like should be a good movie because I loved what they did with the Lion King. Live action, like seriously, Pargy Perfection.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Oh, was it not Crystal's husband? No, like John Favreau directed that movie, which is the weirdest fact. Okay, we need to talk about Jon Favreau. Like, I know we have a lot to do today, but just really quickly. The thing is, back in 2020, like, we had an episode titled, like, Jon Favreau, where we did talk about him.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Like, I think that we did this, so... yes it's the same producer yeah he's a producer on all these things like mandalorian he's in iron man i think young sheldon yes oh my god yes yes yes yeah and i believe the lion king yeah here it is he's a producer on the lion king the live action one

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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He's in that movie, Couples Retreat, where they all are, like, you know, on the last leg of their relationship. So they go on vacation.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Like, thank you. I need to clear that up. Anyways, now back to our first story. If we may. Golden Globe nominations are here. And really awkwardly, Amelia Perez is dominating with 10 nominations. And like, I'm glad to know what we found out yesterday. Otherwise I'd be like, oh, this is probably like amazing. And Selina deserves the Globe. Here are the nominees. Okay.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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So that just has to do with the things that we talk about. Their AI isn't that smart, and they just think, oh, we talked about Goldie Hawn. Maybe she was on the show. It gets a little confusing, but I'm not mad about it. Yeah, Goldie Hawn was on the show. What if we just reached out to Goldie? Made it true. Made it true. Made honest men out of Apple. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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The Selenators are always coming at you. It's so true. Three things you can be certain of. Death, taxes, and the Selenators coming for you. Coming at someone. Coming for anyone.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Best motion picture drama. The Brutalist, A Complete Unknown. Oh, I've heard of that because that's Bob Marley, Timothy. Oh, Timothee. Conclave, Dune Part 2. That's also Timothy, right? Yeah. Nickel Boys, less than Nickelback. I prefer Nickelback. And September 5.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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So the Golden Globes splits up Best Picture for Drama and then Musical or Comedy, whereas the Oscars, it's all one category. So here are the movies that you've heard of for Best Motion Picture, Musical, or Comedy.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1336.87

No. Challengers, Amelia Perez, A Real Pain, The Substance, Wicked. Okay, so here's the one you heard of.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Yes, but also it's two categories. So that's like 10 movies. And I wonder if it were one, maybe it's less. Right. I'm not even going to tell it like, My opinion here is like so irrelevant. It's wicked. I saw wicked. But I guess like what also like looked good enough to see? Because I saw Wicked for a reason because it looked like- It was marketed well. Yeah. And it's a great story.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1394.707

Like nothing else where I'm like, oh, I have to go and see that. Well, I saw Challengers not because- Even Barbie I didn't see in theaters.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1428.399

Interesting. Next is best motion picture animated. Flow, Inside Out 2. As I get older, like this becomes my dominant category because this is what I've watched, but I've not seen any of these. It's the circle. The circle of life. No, I haven't seen any of these though, but I've heard of two of them. Flo, Inside Out 2, Memoir of a Snail. Gotta see that. Memoirs of a Gay Shaw?

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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So yes, I'm sad that you are gone, but we have so much goodness this week that we really can't be mad. And I also agree, it does feel like a Monday. So we've kind of hacked this week into feeling like a short week by having a crazy schedule.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1456.289

Memoirs of a Snail Shaw. Okay. Moana 2, Wallace and Gromit, Vengeance Most Foul, and The Wild Robot. Can't believe I missed that one.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1490.365

It had the established audience. They didn't have to do much. Yeah, so I'm not sure. Now this next category is like the swirly one. Cinematic and box office achievement. So like popular. Movies that performed well. First, Alien, Romulus. No. Second, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Third, Deadpool and Wolverine. Four, Gladiator 2. Five, Inside Out. Six, Twisters. Seven, Wicked. Eight, The Wild Robot.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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I feel like I was just thinking of something that should have been here that's surprising that's not here. Well, Wicked's gonna win. You think so?

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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I know people are mad about that and they're right for that. One thousand percent. Maybe now, like I feel like they didn't expect Wicked to have the effect that it did. And he'll definitely get nominated next year, like with the sequel. But it's too little too late. Just like they didn't nominate Ari for the Oscars. Like don't sleep on Wicked.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1579.927

Great question. Best original song, Motion Picture. Beautiful That Way from The Last Showgirl, which actually Miley is on. So Miley is nominated for a Globe. then Compress and Repress from Challengers, El Mal, Amelia Perez, Forbidden Road, Better Man, and Kiss the Sky, The Wild Robot.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1601.115

1,000%, but at least a nomination. Another song from Amelia Perez was also nominated. That's insane. That's insane. Twisters put out a whole ass album of songs.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1612.936

Then we have best performance. There's so many because it's broken down by musical versus drama. There are so many categories, but I'm going to just breeze through them if I may. Just just the highlights, please. Best performance by a female in a motion picture drama.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Pamela Anderson, The Last Showgirl, Angelina Jolie, Maria, Nicole Kidman, Baby Girl, Tilda Swinton, The Room Next Door, Fernanda Torres, I'm Still Here, Kate Winslet, Lee. Star-studded category, by the way. Yeah, yeah. Next, best performance by a male actor in a motion picture drama. Adrian Brody, The Brutalist, always a good choice. My friend.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Timothy Chalamet, A Complete Unknown, Daniel Craig, Queer, Coleman Domingo, Sing Sing, Ralph, Phineas, Conclave, Sebastian Stan, The Apprentice. Don't care. Best performance by a female actor in a motion picture, musical, or comedy. Amy Adams, Night Bitch, Cynthia Erivo, Wicked, Carla, Sofia Gascon, Amelia Perez, Mikey Madison, Onora, Demi Moore, The Substance, Zendaya, Challengers.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1680.222

I don't know. It depends how much like Wicked has endeared the industry. You know, I just don't know the politics. Yeah. Yeah.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1689.345

Yeah. All these awards are about political and campaigns. And I just don't know if they want to give it all to Wicked. I feel like they don't.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1719.827

Yeah. Then best performance by a male actor in a motion picture, musical, or comedy, Jesse Eisenberg, A Real Pain, Hugh Grant, Heretic, Gabrielle LaBelle, Saturday Night, Jesse Plemons, Kinds of Kindness, Glenn Powell, Hitman, Sebastian Stan, A Different Man.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

173.075

Oi. Oi. And now when you say Dear Toasters are really crazy, like they've been really crazy and I'm actually scared. I'm scared of what is coming our way. Okay.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1754.562

No. And he's like, he's an actor who like does it for the art, like not for the celebrity. Oh, he loves to fucking act. And he got his start on the greatest show of all time, Friday Night Lights. And he's married to Kirsten Dunst. Like the facts are so fun about him.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1774.29

The one where he's like- He kidnaps his coworkers. Yeah, and puts them in his video game.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1783.416

Yeah, best performance by a female actor in a supporting role in any motion picture. Selena Gomez, Amelia Perez. So this is not looking good today. Ariana Grande, Wicked. Felicity Jones, The Brutalist. Margaret Qualley, The Substance. Isabella Rossellini, Conclave. Zoe Saldana, Amelia Perez. Okay.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1831.194

No, I agree. It's not looking well. And then best TV series, drama, The Day of the Jackal, The Diplomat, Mr. and Mrs. Smith on Prime Video, Shogun, Slow Horses, Squid Game.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1849.602

I can't believe it's been nominated for something. That's what I'm saying. Like, really? And then best TV series, musical, or comedy, which is like what would be swirly, is Abbott, Elementary, The Bear, The Gentleman, Hacks, Nobody Wants This, Only Murders in the Building. So happy for Erin Foster. And Sarah.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Like, she would be up there on stage accepting the award with her.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Yeah, it's really true. I think it like broke all the streaming records like for Netflix. Correct. So. I feel like they could win.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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And it's so annoying. Things are popular for a reason. No, and they put that one category in for box office achievements so that they don't have to deal with popularity in other categories.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1917.444

That is shocking. Yeah, I guess it came out. Did it come? It came out two years ago. No, last October.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Maybe do you think it has anything to do with the shift from Wednesday to Tuesday? perhaps it also has to do with the time of year, like just familial ties. Things are happening. I feel like this is a time of year where people either get engaged or break up around the holidays. Cause they don't want to bring you home to their families. Like it's just, it's a wild time of year.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1933.994

The other notable nomination is Best Performance in Stand-Up Comedy on TV. Jamie Foxx, which is called What Had Happened Was, and we're actually talking about that later. Nikki Glaser, Seth Meyers, Adam Sandler, Ali Wong, and Rami Youssef. But Nikki Glaser is the host of the award show, and she could also be a winner. That would be cool.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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So I will watch the Golden Globes in the beginning in earnest, see how it's going. But I don't have a big stake in who's going to win.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1992.421

Yes, and they're not nominated for a song, though.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

1998.905

I don't think so. I don't think so. But also, it's only the songs that are nominated that perform. Oh, right. And also, their songs aren't original. Oh, my God. So they might not even perform. Yeah. They'll have to find a way around that. They'll figure it out. I'm not worried. They will.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2013.496

Anyways, it's really like list time of year, which this, like we always do nominations, but our next story is a big list news. Oh, God. Because the short list for time's person of the year is... has been announced. I always forget that they tell you like the 10 people that they're choosing from. Oh, I didn't know that it was like an official list from Time.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2032.827

I thought it was like everybody guessing. No, it's at time.com. They reveal their 10 candidates on the Today Show. Do people vote or it's already done? It's already, like they vote, but they're letting you know who was in consideration. So it's just like a great way to see the year at a glance, I would say. It is.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

2071.187

Yeah. And that was the big theme of the year. We were even talking about on our Patreon episode when we tried to do like Thanksgiving table topics. Yeah. Trying not to talk about, like, politics or the election is literally impossible this year. Unless you want to talk about the Listeria outbreak.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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Yes, but your turkey at Thanksgiving, like, was hopefully cooked through.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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And it went on way too long. And now, like, with the E. coli and the carrots, what's going on? It's like if everybody could just wash their hands, like that would be great.

The Toast

Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

211.416

It's ripe for dear toaster submissions is what you're saying.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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So here are the contenders for Times Person of the Year. One, Kamala Harris. Two, Kate Middleton. It was a big year for Kate Middleton. That was Q1, but still.

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Death, Taxes and The Selenators: Tuesday, December 10th, 2024

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I don't think she's going to get it, but it was actually. That would be crazy. She was a big part of the year. Everyone was talking about her, the conspiracies.

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Three, Elon. Also would make sense. Has he ever won? I'll go back and look it past, but I think- I'll look it up. I think that at some point in his life- I don't think he's won. He should be person of the year. And maybe this year was a big Elon year. The cyber truck, the robot, Kim's boyfriend. Uh-huh. Okay, previous time people of the year.

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I'm ready. Like in the last 10 years, you know?

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Also interesting. Oh, we don't have all the time in the world on the car.

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Yeah. In 2023, it was Taylor Swift. And then- That felt right. The year before was the Ukrainian president, Zelensky, and the spirit of Ukraine together. Oh, not the spirit. The spirit and the president. Elon was 2021. And then- Joe and Kamala, 2020.

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Joe and Carla were 2020? The Guardians, aren't those the COVID nurses?

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Yeah, a couple of journalists or a couple of silence breakers.

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Merkel, not Markle. Merkel, I said. I know, but it sounded like Markle. And I was like, no. Oh, honestly, she could have too. She should have been. I mean, 2020 was such a busy year. And who knew at the outset when they Megzited that they'd be totally eclipsed by a virus. But like 2020 was their year. But this is 2015, Angela Merkel. It was theirs to lose.

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Great, great. Yeah, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, very excited. I may recap Southern Charm on Friday, because that's on Thursdays. There you go.

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Yes. So let's continue through the list. Another nominee, Yulia Navalnaya. She is the wife of Alexei who died in February. He's like a Russian.

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Oppositionist. Also nominated, Benjamin Netanyahu. Prime Minister of Israel. Next, Jerome Powell, the chairman of the Federal Reserve. What?

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Yeah. And I don't want it to go to Jerome. Jerome's like big thing is like the interest rates, which have been like so high. It's kind of been a party year for interest. Yeah. And for interest, but not the interest rate payers. No, no, but everyone's talking. The name on everybody's list is interest and inflation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also nominated, big for podcasting, Joe Rogan.

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There you go. Par-G. Par-G. Oh, Par-G.

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So I don't think it's his time. Who won in 21? We just went over this. Oh, okay. Elon.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And his idea that he stole from Sheldon. Yes, exactly. Catching the rocket in the water. Exactly. Yeah, that was big. And then also he had a big year of rockets this year. So it actually could be him because of what he did with that tower, catching the rocket in its claws. Perhaps.

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Then Claudia Scheinbaum, not to be mistaken with Claudia Aschere, but she is actually Mexico's first ever female president. Oh, she's Jewish. Yeah.

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Sorry. No, it wasn't her year. Then Trump for winning the election, but also the assassination attempts. I really don't see how it's not him.

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And I'll never stop singing my Par- Nope, that's not the tune, but that was good too.

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Who would be your number two thought for it? Yeah. Who's his biggest competition? Also, let me just also say the final nominee is Mark Zuckerberg. Like, no thanks.

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Okay, so we have Kamala, Kate Middleton, Elon. I just want to say, it can't be Kamala. She didn't win.

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Netanyahu. They're not going to give it to him. And also it would have been last year.

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I'll never stop singing my party song. No, definitely not. I know that's not right, but like, I like it too. They heard a bit of it all night long. All night long. Something like that. Yeah. I really, the more we do our show and, you know, our business evolves, like the more all signs are pointing to an album, like for so many reasons. One, like people do comedy albums.

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Or Elon, yeah. I think it will be Trump or Elon, I guess, or not. I just don't see it going.

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So we'll be sat until they announce. When did they say they're announcing? It's crazy that like there's really no celebrity. Oh, I love a little short. This is a good, I like how they did this.

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Yeah, hustle, you know, what's that say?

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I never can remember. I remember I saw it in a commercial with like Michael Phelps where it's like, what you do in the dark will show in the light. Yeah, I like that too. And he's like doing his workouts at dawn and like it's literally dark out, no one can see, but then like game time. It's bright. All that work shows through.

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Yeah. Because if you have so much time to chat about it, like you could be working. Yeah. Like the work is what happens when like nobody sees the work. You just see the result. Correct. Are you ready for our third story? Am I? No. I feel like no. Yeah.

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Also like for the children, like people love singing these songs. You can listen in the car with your kids. Like I want this album. I know it really wouldn't yield anything in terms of like revenue or, but like it would literally do nothing for us other than like joy.

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Thank you, SlashChert. What can I say? I also just want to say, I think someone who was snubbed for being on this short list, even though she probably wouldn't have won, but like was a person of the year, was Simone Biles.

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Yeah, I feel like she was just a real symbol. of strength and perseverance. And it was her year.

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I think it was like really a big year for her. And not that she should be the person of the year. But like definitely had a real big impact on the world. She should be on the list. She should be on the list. As should Molly Mae. For everything. A thousand percent.

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Okay, our next story I actually meant to choose yesterday and I forgot and then we need to talk about it because we need to like, you know, bring this story full circle, which is that Ariana Grande has reacted to the viral holding space Wicked interview and explaining like her POV, which really just like adds new color to the whole conversation. Buttons it up nicely. Yeah.

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So she said, quote, so I had no idea what any part of it meant. She said when they sat down for the chat, she said, I didn't understand the first sentence. And then I definitely definitely didn't understand what was happening and how you responded. She said to Cynthia, I was like, oh, what did she just say? What did you hear?

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And I just wanted to be there because I knew something big was happening and I didn't know how to be there. Yeah. So that's when also she like took her by the finger to like be there for her. But also in a tentative way, which explains why it's like just a finger and not a hand.

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And this sort of like really provides context to the whole exchange that like Ari didn't know what was happening, was just like maybe thought she missed something. And it's just sort of like when the teacher calls on you and you don't know, you weren't paying attention. And then the interviewer like knew she hadn't said anything yet. Right.

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Or what compliment did you think you were being paid? you know, that they're holding space for the lyrics of Divine Gravity.

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Right. Well, I just, I have a couple of thoughts. One, like I'm glad that we're all on the same page about this, that it was like an overblown moment and they can laugh about it. And I actually think, I think the AI moment actually needed to happen.

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No, but like to Theodora. Like this is so fun for the children. It's fun for the whole family because you can be listening to like music in the car with your kids and you're being swirly.

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Otherwise maybe Cynthia would have had like a different reaction and like, and I'm taking it more seriously where it's like, she learned like not everything on the internet is so serious.

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however this only went viral because like one person tweeted like the clip and said like I have no idea what just happened here and then everybody like felt the same way and I but I also feel like these things happen all the time like so the fact that even Ari like knew what moment like remembered the moment well that's what's so interesting about the internet is that like this particular interview wasn't

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not knowing what the other person said and just being like, yeah, wow, that's really powerful.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's very funny, but I feel like very glad that they have now talked about it. John Chu was there. They're all laughing about it. It's all funny. It's all funny. Ha ha. And I do feel ready to move on.

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So I'm ready. So let's just end it here. To move forward. Me too. Into our next story, which is Jamie Foxx tearfully describing exactly what led to his mystery hospitalization in a new Netflix special. Oh yeah.

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yeah so um Jamie Foxx on Tuesday today his Netflix special just dropped it's called Jamie Foxx what had happened was and he is talking about um the time but how was he nominated for a Golden Globe when it came out today well that's just industry tings now

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Right. No, today's the day. I was like, wow, I really have had my head buried in the sand this year. He has previously only attributed his health scare to a bad headache. But during that time, the Oscar winner was taken to a doctor in Georgia who gave him a cortisone shot and sent him on his way. He said, what the fuck is that?

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No, I agree. We have gotten into such a good groove with remote podcasting, and I realize, like, what it is. When we're together, like, we're having so much fun. We don't want to stop and work. However, when we're apart, it's like, I would never be like, hey, let's do it a little late today. Like, I respect your schedule, and you respect mine. Like, I know you made a lot happen to get there. Like,

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I don't know if you can do Yelps for doctors, but that has half a star. He said his sister, Deidre, subsequently took him to the hospital where he said the angel staff saved his life and put him back together. He explained that a doctor told his sibling horrible news about his condition at the time, revealing, quote, he's having a brain bleed that has led to a stroke.

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If I don't go into his head right now, we're going to lose him.

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He was having a headache. The doctor gave him a cortisone shot, said, you're good to go. That's a crazy, like, thing to give. Right. That's so Hollywood. The headache was coming from a brain bleed that led to a stroke. Okay.

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his sister was told that what we didn't find where it was coming from but he's having a stroke he may be able to make a full recovery but it's going to be the worst year of his life he talks about like being in surgery how he didn't see the light during his procedure but he remembered feeling oddly peaceful in a tunnel however he joked it was hot in that tunnel shit am i going in the wrong place in this motherfucker because i looked at the end of the tunnel and i thought i saw the devil like come on that's so funny by the way because this is also a comedy special right no and

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Yeah, me neither. And it is a good way to talk about the thing, what had happened to him that everyone was talking about that. I don't think there's any way for him to like explain it concisely because it's such a big thing. And then the recovery. So he woke up, he was in a wheelchair. He was like, why the fuck am I in a wheelchair? I'm just coming out of shit.

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He said he thought the whole thing was like a prank. But it took him like months to recuperate, come out of the hospital, like get his physical abilities back. So it's just been a real big journey for him. And he's talking about it in this special.

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I actually think, like, as a duo, we would be unstoppable. Oh, so you're encroaching on my dream. No, no, no, no, no. You would be the talent. I want to be behind the scenes. You're my manager? Yeah. No, I want to be like focusing on the educational and enrichment piece. And it's like you go off and provide the entertainment value. But like I want it because my dream was always not always.

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No, also, Jamie Foxx, like, really makes content for us. Yeah. No, we have, like, a lot of similar interests. Like, not a lot of people would be in a show about the app Shazam. For me, that's my favorite app.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm like Googling him. I'm like, yeah, let me just make sure. Did you see those Ashton Kutcher pictures? No, I didn't. That's really funny. Wait, let me go look. It was really lame.

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Ashton Kutcher proves he's a big tipper by slipping. Yeah.

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Who tips like that with the whole bill flapping in the wind? That's the thing. Most people, you scrunch it up. It's a subtle thing.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah. We're getting some more info about Netflix's big Christmas Day. Football game. Yes. Is it about their tech and their ability to withstand millions of people on their platform at once? No, it's about their on-air talent that they've tapped, including comedians Nate Bargatze and Burt Kreischer.

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Oh, so they're copying Prime, what they did with Nikki Glaser. Yep. Netflix has drafted its on-air talent roster for NFL Christmas Game Day, which will broadcast live. from Pittsburgh, Houston, and L.A. Broadcasters will include father and son Ian and Noah Eagle, J.J. Watt, and brothers Devin and Jason McCourty, the McCourty brothers. The Kansas City Chiefs will face off against the Steelers.

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Lerd will be on Netflix. The Lerd will be- The Chiefs are playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Taylor will be on Netflix. Maybe they'll give us like a take cam. Hopefully we'll be able to see it. And the Baltimore Ravens will play against the Texans. Netflix is set to kick off their Christmas game day in studio with a bunch of analysts, including- Jason Kelsey. Manti Teo.

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But like I do think something I'd be really good at is like being a substitute teacher. I don't want to do it all the time. But like once in a while I'm coming in.

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See, I feel like they're getting the Netflix money. Thank you.

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I am turning on every TV in my house, putting it on mute and letting it streams to support Manti Teo having this job. To put money in Manti Teo's pocket. Yeah, and I need Netflix to know this is for Manti. This one's for Manti. This one's for Manti. So then comedian Burt Kreischer and podcaster will join as a tailgate correspondent and comedian Nate Bargatze joins as a special guest.

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So I feel like I could teach them, like, through you. Through music. And I'd want to be on, like, the content development team, but no, I should not be singing.

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Yeah, there are, like, some female sports casters who will be there. No, let me tell you why I'm so funny. Because you're talking about us. Because I'm like...

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the fight like she's like it's like an interest of hers UFC or whatever I thought it was so weird like I actually have not stopped thinking about it since um and actually I I think we should protect our women by not putting them forward for this because like I feel like for Burt Kreischer and Nate Bargatze like no one's going to question why they're there and whether they do a good or bad job it's not going to be a referendum on them but if there is like a woman who's not talking about sports like literally her life would be ruined and like her I know and like we need to protect the women don't do not go

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But a lot of people are tuning in for Beyonce. Right. She's the halftime performer at the Houston game. At the Ravens game. Houston versus Ravens. Yes. So. I wonder who's performing for the Chiefs game.

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I'm just saying like if they need last minute talent, like you do have a singer in the audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure she'd be more than happy to do an acoustic set. This will be fun. We'll be together. I like the idea of just like turning on Netflix for the day. Cute. If it works. Like seriously, they have not answered us.

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I could. Mine was fine. Once they said it, I literally couldn't turn it back on and I wasn't that mad because I was tired and the fight wasn't going to be on forever. But even if I wanted to and I was mad, I could not watch.

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Maybe they need to unplug it and plug it back in. Yeah.

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But I like where they're headed with this little comedy, little podcasting, little schmooze, little Christmas. Yeah, it's done well. You guys, the first night of Hanukkah is on Christmas, which never happens for us. Yes.

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No, because we got reamed out last year for sharing. Last year?

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I'm very excited. Even though there's no one that I would be like dreading because I think we're all really fun and we know each other so well and we can have so much fun with it. But like I feel like the potential is limitless for what I can do. Okay. And this was my reaction to mine. I was like, hmm. Do you know what I mean? I do know what you mean.

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So scary. A thousand percent. So, so scary.

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Or if you're shopping for someone like Secret Santa, someone that you like don't really know what to get, like put in. Oh, yes. Like let AI do the legwork. Oh, like this person loves. I don't want to give away who I got, but this person. Loves dogs. Loves theater. We all love dogs. You know, like you can really get creative. Let AI work its AI magic with Rufus.

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But don't you think you'd be, like, taking out years-old gripes? Like, you could finally tell your big sis what to do.

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Oh my goodness. That is so bad. I didn't even think like about the fact that now they know you're on Ozempic, but it's like, that's what he's thankful for. Like he doesn't like love you as you are. And of course, you know, if you're getting more snatches excited, but like, that's what you're going to say in front of your family as what you're thankful for.

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Like to me, that's like the second offense. Cause the first one being like, You're literally saying you don't like me like as I am. And you're saying it in front of other people, which is just more embarrassing. Now, like sometimes men really say the stupidest fucking things. And like, it isn't until like a lot of conversation that they understand what they did was wrong.

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No. About, like, being named weenie of the week every week with Margot.

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So like, I do want to help you get to a path. If your relationship is like otherwise great, like I don't want to hit break up with your boyfriend. Cause you know, it's hard to find a good guy. It's so true. And this economy, like we can't be so picky. Like I try, I want to find a path for him to understand, like for it to click for him. And he's like, oh fuck, I fucked up.

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It sounds like you've been telling him. Yeah. But why isn't it resonating for him?

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Yeah. No, it's not good. We need to get him to understand. Like if someone at our Thanksgiving table, like when you're dating, it's like someone's boyfriend had said this, like, Oh yeah. Dating. Like now we're all like married. We make fun of each other. And like our weight, everybody's on Thanksgiving. Nobody eats it. It's so no.

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And it's like, it's funny now, but like when we were dating, say like you were dating Ben and he said that like, Would I tell you to break up with him? Yeah.

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especially the difference is that ben is also on ozempics like we're in the same boat but like this guy's not so like he definitely feels like he's coming from a place of moral superiority and like to blow up your spot like i'm sorry i'm struggling not to press the button no here's what i'm gonna say you need to invalid and this is what i'll say instead of ever pressing the button like you need to evaluate the rest of the relationship like if it seriously is a perfect relationship this is a dream man and like this is the thought like then we'll work to make him understand like and

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worked towards a path to forgiveness. But like now you need to, is this the right relationship for you? Because this is a serious red flag. I just don't think it's possible for it to be a perfect relationship. But like say it was Ben who did it at our Thanksgiving table. Like you could see him, like you could see a person. Making a mistake. Saying something so stupid. But if I confronted Ben.

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But the rest of your relationship isn't worth throwing out the window for a bad moment.

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Yeah, I think like a break to start. Maybe a break will make him see. Yeah. Hate your boyfriend. Sorry. Yeah. But like, you should be like that person that I want to be with, like would protect me, would never embarrass me.

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And even if they, people slip up and say the wrong thing sometimes, but then when I come to you and tell you how I feel that you would like still not apologize or attempt to understand how I feel, like that's not a partner. And I don't think this is the right relationship. Like maybe risk it all, but you better be willing to walk.

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It's so true, because if you're all talk, no action, you lose all your power, girlfriend. Oh, then, oh, the next time this happens, he'll say worse.

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We told someone to break up with their boyfriend.

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That you're like holding on to and like taking out on us when we least expect it. Let me think. Let me think.

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Yeah. I'm glad that you addressed it in the moment. Cause now it's like, if he does want to go looking like he could find, you're not lying. You're not lying. So I also, this is what I'm going to do to help you. Like, I feel like you need to have the toast playing in the background so that he can hear that. That's how we talk.

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And right now we're going to stage a clip for you to play so that he knows that this is how we talk. Okay. So we're just going to like use a lot of love you bye. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Action. Claude, this has been such a fun episode with you. I just absolutely, I love podcasting with you so much, but I have to bid you adieu. Oh, love ya. Bye. Love ya. Bye. No, I love ya.

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Yeah, maybe he hears you on the phone to a girlfriend, like, love you, bye. Like, it's just like, it's just what we say. Oh, you have to start saying it to your dear man, to the mailman, to the waiter, everyone, the teacher, everyone. Yeah, yeah, I think it's fine. Don't, like, mention it. Don't address it. Just keep on with your relationship. Saying it to everyone.

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And then also do this work in the background. Yes, yes, but you have to put in the work now.

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Like you didn't get me and I didn't get you. It's true. That's what's always so crazy. We actually just did an interview recently. Yeah, we do interviews. Yeah. We talk about ourselves. And we actually gave this juicy little anecdote that didn't make it into the end.

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Because we are corroborating your story. It's so early in the relationship. For her to be writing into her favorite podcast about him. And for us to be being honest. Don't you find? Yeah, it's definitely, yes, but it's good to be honest when you truly have nothing to hide. I know, but you're still holding your cards to your chest. We're still playing the game here. Lay on, my friend.

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Are you ready for our third and final choice? One day when you're married with children, you can play this episode for him.

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I've seen the bold type. It's actually, it's adamant object. Inanimate. I thought inanimate is like invisible. Inanimate is like fake. Well, no. Inanimate object is fake. a thing that is not alive, such as a chair, a book, or a rock.

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But I actually thought that was like one of the more interesting things that we said, which is that growing up, we've always been closest sisters. There's six years between Olivia and Margo and there's four of us. So like that's a lot of girls close in age. We have everything in common. And we were all very close.

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Okay, well, I didn't even think that he's like copy and pasting it into, you know, porn sites because it's like not that much to type. Yeah, no, that's the only flaw in the story. Why would you have that copy? Like, are you that lazy? Lazy, maybe. Maybe, but I think that... You could have like a bit of a state of the union about your sex life.

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They don't mention the angry pegging, but just be like we've been together. I don't know if she said how long that's her husband.

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Just find a way, or you can do it without a conversation. Some people don't like to talk about these things, which I get too, but you can't just like bring something new into the bedroom. Cause then it's like, where have you been? Who are you sleeping with? Yeah.

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Yeah. But like do it in like a non, like attacking, just like in a conversation. And not judgmental. We're here to have fun sort of way.

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There also are like ways to spice it up without it having to be angry pegging. Like maybe like, that's just like what he wants to watch. But like, there are things you could do along the way. It's, it's, it's a destination. It's not the journey. There's a journey to angry pegging. Yeah. The yellow brick road, if you will. Right.

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So I feel like, yeah, we could, we could talk about some inanimate things. Yeah.

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Amazon. They have everything. Come send a holiday gift under the tree.

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yeah or what if they're also that's why you have to handle this because there is a very small percentage like he lent the laptop to someone you know it's just like not what you think like maybe he copied that phrase from somewhere because he's like thought it was fun like just no no maybe he was like reading it on uh something and didn't know what it meant so he copied it and googled it literally so there's always that but you did say the 25 percent of the time that it's not you know a success so there's room for convo or or

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And you're out of control, and you need to look in the mirror.

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Yeah, and you guys really like the food network. We did.

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no we're all good over here no no that's really funny that's really funny I guess like growing up something that frustrated me was like I could never when Olivia and I like started to make like friends that would like drive us places and stuff like even when we were driving with like our counselor our friends who drove like I was never allowed to sit shotgun like she always was sitting shotgun because she's older and that's just how it like goes in the family actually this book we read for redheads shred sisters like the younger sister it's all about her gripes with her older sister and like

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she never got to sit in the front seat. And like, yeah, that's facts. That is annoying. Like to never get it. Right. Now people give me the front seat. One, it's like nobody wants it anymore. Like sitting in the back, it's like rolling. The cool kids, yeah. But because of my nausea, I have been promoted to the front seat.

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Does she have middle seat trauma gripes? No, she didn't mention it. And now with captain seats, like where does the youngest child go? Back back? What's preferred? Middle seat or back back? I think back back. You get a whole row.

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Here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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And we just started our secret Santa and I'm going right to sex.com gift guide for my gift. So I need a curated gift guide for my gift.

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Hold on. Our episode called Season of the Six. Let me just look in the podcast app and tell you what year that was. In the podcast app they'll just tell you what season you're on. Oh, that too. Okay. That would have been much smarter, but now I'm too far deep. We are just season of the six was 2023. This is season seven and next season will be season eight. Wow.

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Well, speaking of wicked, our first story, Golden Globe nominations. Golden Globe nominations are out. Wait, sorry. And actually.

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Still, you didn't send me your three bags that you got.

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And, like, what's going on with the birthday bag that I got you? Remember? From last year? Yeah, that's still my bag. What do you mean? Do you think you'll wear it this summer?

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I need a bag like that for summer. Like a raffia tote.

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We also talk about his toenails. So no, that's not what I was thinking.

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I have them in three colors. I wear them every time I go out.

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We should go to the outlets together because that would be fun. It's like a blend of the things that we love.

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So the pigeon-like nature of his feet.

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No, I didn't catch up. What's the latest? I'm still finding out if James passed his driver's test, which he did. Of course he did. He can drive. He just couldn't get here.

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So did you lead me astray? Well, I'll just say Chantal never said that. I don't wanna, you know, I don't wanna pit mama against mama. Doubt Taylor's lived experience.

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No, I don't. I respect Taylor. I respect her. But I just hadn't heard that before.

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I feel like that tells you what you need to know.

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It's fine. She'll just need an extension cord.

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I'm in a bad place with my outlets in my room right now. I only have like one that I can get to. But you own your home.

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Yeah. My bedside outlet is in a good spot. I just need more outlet.

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Of course we are. I hope everyone is who signed up for these programs. Thousand percent. Well, we do have stories today. Tell me a little bit about them. I would say they're varied. I would say they're good. Oh, and it seems as though they're female focused.

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Confessions. Of course we're talking about confessions.

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And seriously, she could like go to the moon and I wouldn't even mention it because I don't want to upset you.

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As well. And I mean, we'll talk about it, but just like the idea that she's a jam maker and a podcaster and a cooking show host is insane. Like to do all three things in one month when she hasn't worked. One month. In 10 years is so crazy and just like a bad business strategy. And we will get into it. Great. We shall get into it. But we have, of course, it's Lemonada Day. The window is open.

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So is that door. I know. Unfortunately, it's Lemonada Day. We've been waiting for this day for so long. I had to cross it off my list. We have ceremonies to do.

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Yeah. It's major podcasting news. And it's Claudia was right news, which we'll get to after the break. So without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

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Thank you, Cogers Wojers. You're welcome. So our first story, the first episode of Meghan Markle's Lemonada podcast called Confessions of a Female Founder is here. And her first guest was Whitney Wolfe Hurd, the founder of Bumble. And I do believe that Coach predicted that.

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When we were saying like the elk of guests that she would have. Yes, I remember who we were.

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We were going to say like Sarah Blakely would be a good guest.

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So assume that you did say that because I don't know why I would think that you did. I remember you said it. I was like, oh, that's that's such a good call.

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Yeah. Yeah. And she's like the classic female founder.

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Yeah, well, they're having some girly chit chat talking about women in the workforce, working moms. Megan actually shared for the first time that she had postpartum preeclampsia, which Whitney had as well. She was saying it was so rare. It's so rare and it was so scary. Yeah.

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going through that after having children and like trying to be there for your kids and where your baby and because it's unclear if it happened after Archie or Lilibet, being a new mom and also having a serious health struggle.

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I understand he could have been the next Mikhail Baryshnikov.

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Yeah, give it 24 hours to see where it lands. I will say the charts don't lie unless you're exclusive with one of the networks.

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Who knows? Because also, it's all very concentrated. Yeah. But there is some vagueness in podcasting. Like we will never know how many people listen to her episode. Like it's not so out there.

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There's no way to know how many downloads somebody's episode gets. So I do think you can still like feign success. Yes.

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To a point. Because eventually no one wants to pay for your ad spots or to pay you if you're not bringing in money.

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Instead, he's the next Alex Gornoshevsky. Also good. Also good. That's how I feel about Dana being a gymnast. Because Dana is 4'8", which is like a great height to be a gymnast. You're compact. But she has incredibly long arms. Oh. And so could you see her on the bars? I could. So she missed her calling. Her and Ben can go live with their regrets.

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It's like a commercial, a real commercial.

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You know, I know part of being a podcaster. So you got to get in there. You got to get down in the mud. We want to hear your take on the ads. Tell us how you use code turd in everyday life.

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Maybe like trolls. Like maybe they're like searching in the gutter for the worst things that people say or just like bad tropes. You know, I've heard people, I've not heard anyone that I know say that, but I am aware that that is,

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I think it's more so like stereotypes and just the nasty things that people say. And she's clapping back.

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Oh, okay. No, I feel like, I think it's probably a little more produced than that. I hope. Okay. I hope so. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I should, like, just like I would watch, you know, as ever, TV. I should, like, listen to this. Even this morning, I put on Rascal Flatts instead of, like, listening to see what's up. Because you chose yourself. I have no desire to listen to this.

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Not even for R&D purposes or, like, for the tea. Like, not even, like, to hate listen. I have no desire. Yeah.

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I don't think it's fair to say that we're bored because we didn't listen. Because we didn't listen. But bored by the concept.

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You would tune in? Thousand percent. Okay. So there it is. I feel like she will have her on. Maybe not this season because the season's probably wrapped and they just became friendly. Maybe next season.

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Pod swap. That's what we call it around these parts.

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Let me know if you guys remember what I'm remembering.

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Mine was Sarah Blakely, like, from the get.

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No. I feel like I tried everything. And my calling is to be a podcaster and a mom.

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I paid you the highest of compliments to bring me down. It's not enough for me to prop you up.

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You also have to stomp on me below you.

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No, I don't think of her a lot either, even though she's so ubiquitous and she's a classic girly.

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So check it out. Check it out. And if you do listen, like let us know your thoughts. As toasters who obviously have a high bar for content. I trust the toaster's opinion on it. Agreed. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm going to move some things around. I don't think you're ready for the next one. This next one was a turdy send to me, but I had seen it and I too was interested.

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Shout out to Liz Woods for posting the premium content because Francesca Farago is claiming that influencers have been offered money to promote negative Hailey Bieber narratives on TikTok. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Dave choose. You choose. Make a choice quickly.

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Well, that is like... Is that just like pregnancy stuff? That's literally exactly how someone would describe a UTI, but... Someone who's not pregnant. Both people. Like, you could have a UTI, but also it could be like your baby's pushing down on your bladder, making you feel like you have to pee, but it's phantom because there's nothing in there.

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And if you make it to the NBA, like, you're probably good, you know?

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It's emotional to think about all the players who aren't good enough.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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They have like the dipsters, which are, you know, a healthier version of a childhood favorite. Everything they have is like healthy, good ingredients. They have food for all stages of

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Tell them what? Tell them what? I mean, it's your story to share.

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No one can ever say that she holds back on this show.

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thank you slash turp are you excited to experience your own colostrum like is that something that's exciting to you after all the talk about it no that's a good question i i don't know if i would say i'm like excited that's not that's not one of the parts that excites me like it's not like a mucus plug level of no no interest and intrigue no i'm like things i'm actually looking forward to most ready obviously mucus plug

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No. It's like your house smells. Because you're in it. You're in the bubble. Yeah.

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Because like, yeah, when I think about it, I feel like it wasn't every time I picked them up.

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It's my kisses, yes. I love that for you. Our fifth and final story is actually a little bit of baby adjacent news because Caitlin Bristow and Jason Tardik continue to fight as she is slamming him for using her dream baby name for his new dog. Have you seen this? I have.

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It is extremely awkward. So we actually talked about on Patreon last week. Oh, that was Patreon. That was Patreon. How she has started to share some stuff about why they broke up. She talked about him getting into podcasting. How she felt like he was sort of riding her coattails, mooching. He wasn't paying half the rent, whatever.

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That she didn't even want him to move into. And now she is going on her podcast to talk about how he used her dream baby name for his new rescue dog. She said, I'm making this clear.

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It's not that I'm not over him, but to get a dog and name that dog my dream baby name that I've had in my baby names for 10 years, I even have a text that says to him, I said the day I met him, quote, I want to name my baby Teddy. She doubled down that she's very much over him after breaking up with him in August 2023 after four years together. She said, I did not want to be in that.

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It felt icky to me. I did not want to be in it. I know I seem very angry, but it's more like I don't like feeling disrespected. And I just have so many gross feelings from that because for so long I was made to feel crazy. And now I'm like, oh, I'm not crazy. I just saw what other people are seeing now. Are people like turning on Jason Tardik?

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For his side of things, like he got a new dog and then he said, my new buddy needs a new name.

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Polling people. And then he wound up going, people had suggested Teddy, which is the name, by the way. He named his dog Teddy and that's her baby name. And there was another name that people had suggested that it was like between the two. And he went with Teddy, which is her dream baby name. And he knew that.

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Yeah, it's a classic golden retriever.

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Yeah. And it's just a cycle that's going to keep repeating itself.

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I, I don't know if Sean Booth like cares about the dog, the canine aspect of things, but I wonder what he thinks about like this infighting. Cause it was crazy that after she moved on from Sean, she started, she dated Jason for four years, which is a really long time. And they were engaged. And that was like a really serious relationship relationship.

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And the fact that it went South is really surprising. Cause when you're with someone for four years, like you would get married. Cause like, yeah, if you hate them, like you'd hate them at two years too. Yeah.

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That's what it was for me the first time.

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correct um so i just wonder like what he thinks of the whole thing but um what i want to say name i want to talk about the name but i also want to say about like her sharing the details i do agree with you that she is still being respectful because i feel like a lot of times people get out of a breakup and the next day they just start a laundry list of everything this person said or did that like we should never know like yes you tell us you tell us and it's not good but like i would never want to date that person next to know that anything that i say like there's nothing private here

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It's been two years. And even the things that she's not saying things that he said to her, like sharing quotes, like just generally speaking, he wanted this. I wanted that. I didn't like this. And I think that's just like a fair way to talk about a relationship at a glance. But now she's pissed.

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I think he's the type of man who listens and remembers.

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I don't think that this is like a coincidence, but I could see for him being like, well, what does that have to do with me and my dog? Like, it's not like, you know what I mean?

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Because then if Caitlin has a baby and she names it Teddy, it's weird. It's Jason's name.

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But I think it actually would have been worse if it was a baby because then like

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And I feel like this is not the end because he has no when his next trading secrets come out. He's got some.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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He hasn't responded. But maybe he won't because I think that then she'll respond and make him look even worse. And like maybe this is as bad as it gets for him. And he could come back from this.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Yeah. It's nothing like really crazy. It's just, you know, breakup stuff. But I don't think he should respond. No, me neither. Because she'll come out swinging.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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The update, maybe? Like, you've teased us long enough.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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I think so for other people. People might not be as plugged in.

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Oh, my God. It's so crazy because when you read the submission, I'm like, this could really be nothing like.

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Bruce is my choice today. He's in the studio with me looking handsome as ever. Handsome Diablo.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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I mean, like I know we dig into everything, but like it's probably nothing. Oh, my God. Do not go back to him. It doesn't sound like you have kids. So this sex addict is not your problem. And like anyone with agreed to not even be like, oh, I messed up to make it out of sex addiction.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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No, no, no. But the excuse is worse than if you just made a mistake because I don't want to go on this journey through sex addiction with you. I don't, I don't want to worry about it for the rest of my life. Like you literally just said, I have a chronic issue. I will never stop.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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No, no, no. Good day, sir. And she would have mentioned if she has kids, so.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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No, and also, like, sometimes people are so normal that they don't do so. Like, a crying secretary could be a crying secretary, but your husband's, like, normal and is just, like, my crazy secretary.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Like how much were they hooking up that you just walked in on one random afternoon. Right. And you caught it.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Yeah, they could have been just talking.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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They could have been talking, she could have been crying, and you could have been still unclear.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Yeah, but you have clarity. There's nothing better.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Only Claudia can answer this question.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Throw it away and keep your mouth shut and keep the peace.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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I don't like this of her. I don't like people who are embarrassed of their family for reasons like this, that they don't have the right clothes. Like if you don't want to be around her because she's insufferable, that's a different problem. But like you're at a club and there's a buffet and a million things going on. It's not like you guys really have to chat.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Be like embarrassed of them because they're not the elk of country clubbers. Like that's really snobbish.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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They'll have a collared shirt. It might be ugly. Who gives a fuck? But it will be within the code.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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You are so open. So it's funny that that's where you would draw the line. But I will say, I think if you were ever really concerned about something, like what you saw yesterday wasn't alarming. If you were alarmed, you would send that picture off in two seconds.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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You can not want to spend time with them because of their insides, but not because of their outsides. Yeah.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Because you don't want them showing up and then they'll be embarrassed that they can't come into the dining room. So yes, tell them the dress code. They'll be within dress code. It might not be pretty, but it will be acceptable.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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No, and it's like, they're not the Elche of country clubbers, but they're just, like, these nepo babies who live off their parents.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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No, the thing is I look at, I know what time we start and then I have a sense how we're pacing.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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She'll be bringing it in the Ziploc onto the show.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Yeah. But you might not lose it. I know. Like I think with my second, I didn't like it was still in there when I went into labor and Dr. Fox.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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But maybe he could have given it to me.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Yeah. So I'm just on high alert. I know. I really want that for you.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Yeah. But I just want to say, I didn't know what a mucus plug was either, but I, you know, you read about it on the bump app. They're like, right. It could happen. I didn't know what it was. And when it happened, I knew what it was. There was no confusing it.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Hopefully you get a little distance between the two so you can focus on your mucus plug.

The Toast

Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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That would be my plug. So yours would be like... Pluggiloo? Yours would be Plogers. Plogers.

The Toast

Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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That's what a mucus plug is, something from Urban Dictionary.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Let me tell you, every time you say we have deer toasters or that we have an update, my stomach drops. How do we deal with this feeling? I get so worried.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Of course for her, but just in general, like it's just a worrisome thing. That's because I'm an empath.

The Toast

Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Because I'm still holding on to like every dear toasters from the beginning of time.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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And they all like make their way into my DNA. Yeah.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Brody. Hey, turdy. How you doing? You know. Darn. Choosing yourself, though. That's good.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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That's so crazy. No one is talking about the Sephora sale more than you. I know. And it's amazing. Bringing it to the fore. I will say it did come at a really good time because I'm low on every, like I've been meaning to place an order at Sephora and I'm like, oh, it's a Sephora sale.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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So I did my restock of the things that I use, but I also plan on going to the store because I really want to try house labs foundation. And I tried to order it online, but like they literally have a shade that's like pink.

The Toast

Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Yeah. Well, yeah, I just need to, I'll probably get like two colors. People say that like, it would be a really great weekend foundation for me. And that's what I'm in the market for.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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I always spend $120 at Sephora. Like no matter what I buy, it's always $120.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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She uses this like metal product. It looks like what they put in your vagina for a pap smear. It's like a clamp where you twist every little piece of toothpaste. You put your toothpaste in the bottle and it moves everything down to the bottom so you don't miss a drop.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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You you've always been like very economical in a very.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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In a in a good way. Like, you know, admirable head a good head on her shoulders. But you have recently veered. I think it's like you're so scared of all of the financial burdens coming my way. Yeah. That you've really like tighten the purse strings.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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But I just went to the Prada outlet and I spent so much money.

The Toast

Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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You didn't even tell me what bags you got. You were being so weird. It was one for me.

The Toast

Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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But in choosing yourself, you're choosing your unborn child, which is so beautiful.

The Toast

Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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I think I might go to the outlet to the Prada outlet now.

The Toast

Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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Well, there's a Le Creuset outlet near me as well, and I've been itching to get back.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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I agree. Or just like a pregnant parking spot.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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And also for mothers with small children, they should get parking at the front. They shouldn't be in the back of the parking lot.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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I've actually seen signs for family parking like in some of the bigger places like that. Oh, really? Yeah. I forget where, but I would say it was like probably, I don't know if it was Target or Walmart, but like where they have huge parking lots and everybody gets a spot. And I've seen family parking, but like it should be at the grocery store. It should be everywhere.

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Confessions of a Mucus Plug: Tuesday, April 8th, 2025

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You weren't going to buy a Prada dress at Prada?

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Good morning, millennials.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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I'm doing Saqqara in my box this month. I saw they were partnering with Aloe Moves for January. Get moving.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Just like wait a couple years. No, what if we didn't? I feel like I've got some dizz in me soon. I haven't planned anything, but. I was actually thinking when the next time you're going to go to Disney is. I should go in the next few months.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Mainstream success. I have a question for you. It's probably hard because you're pregnant and like, this is not what you're thinking about. No, no, no. Do you have any resolutions that you're trying to do? Like, are you trying like new year, new you?

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And I was- It does stink for us because eventually she misses enough episodes. I know. She might not feel caught up. She might drop off.

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You know? Because sometimes it's not necessary. Sometimes it is.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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I know, but you're also, you are probably going to want to tone it down when you have a child. So it's better to start now. Not that I'm perfect.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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But then like, what about the charts? Cause then we're splitting our listenership. Like we live for seeing ourselves high on the charts.

The Toast

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And it's not like high traffic holiday time. Like things are more quiet here. Like before spring break, we went at this time last year and it was pargy.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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It's who I am. So it was like my resolution, maybe even the last two years, it's always something that's been top of mind. I definitely decreased usage, but not eradicated completely. But now if it's potentially affecting our business, we have to talk about that. And especially as like we all grow together, I feel like we grow in tandem with our sisters of the toasters. If we work in tandem.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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If they feel like, they can't listen to us in this new stage of their lives. Like that's not good. I know. I know. Something to think about. Agreed. Definitely, definitely food for thought. Yep. I have a lot of resolutions. Okay, let's hear them. I'm like really trying. I'm going so hard on New Year and New Me.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And like in a real way, like first of all, drinking more water, drinking water in the morning before I have my coffee. I need to stop drinking my coffee like right when I'm rubbing my eyes. Like I need to drink water first. So, so far that's going well, but then I have to pee so bad during the toast. It's like kind of not a good thing. I know. Of course, eating healthier.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Right now I'm doing Saqqara, so that covers me for the week. But then, you know, going forward, more protein, right? More healthy. Yep. I do okay with that. I do. You do. And then also like being neater, like more purging of things in my house. I love that. More scrubbing, like cleaner spaces. I'm all for decluttering. Like more throwing everything in the garbage all the time. More sweeper.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Sweeping. More sweeping. It's true. Yep. Swipe or no swiping. I started following more creators who are comfort creators who also do a lot of cleaning. I'm watching them do their laundry. Organized. Yeah, they're wiping down their counters. I'm buying their cleaning products. More of that. More productivity. That's a resolution I can get behind.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And I would also love to, this today is actually great because this is unlocking an extra hour and a half in my day by starting so early. I would love to unlock my mornings with more productivity. Yeah. Well, you could be one of those moms who like wakes up at 5 a.m. and like goes to the gym before her kids get up. The thing is I couldn't. Okay.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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But like maybe getting dinner in a crock pot, like before the toast, that way in the time I'm usually cooking, I could be doing something else. I like that. Time management. Time management, stuff like that. Let's beg. Let's get to the story, shall we? Yes.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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First up, the biggest news for us of the day, Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster have stepped out hand in hand for a dinner date in LA with People Magazine. So it's important to note that like everything about this is scheduled, staged, coordinated with People Magazine. So like they've made the decision. They are coming out publicly. They should have gone to the Golden Globes together, but like.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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I won't say anything. They are ready to take on the world.

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Like we know. I didn't even know he was at her play. I should have known that.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Yes, and I feel like maybe the relationship got out before they were ready, but everything that they've done, he left his wife a few years ago. She left her husband maybe six months ago, and now they're coming forward with their relationship. So it's been months of each of them being technically single. It's seemingly kosher. No, it is kosher.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And if we didn't know that they had been dating this whole time, they would have stepped out today and we'd be like, oh, how beautiful. So I think they are just like really trying to do everything by the book. And they are like, what else can they be doing? It's not their fault that they fell in love. They're doing everything right.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And instead of being like caught out pictures of them, they're like putting out pictures to the fans, to you and I. And they're really trying to be by the book. I love that.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Yeah, well, they did The Music Man together. Right, but there's a difference between accidentally falling in love, acting on it.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And I think that as best as they could handle it, there's not a right way to go about it. It's unfortunate. It's an unfortunate thing that happens. Yeah. And unless it's true love, like stay where you're at, okay? And I don't want to get ahead of myself, but it appears as though it's true love. So that's the thing. It's true love.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Theater. But also, theater feels like less risky than like Hollywood. Well, yes. Theater is like everyone's a little bit more normal and down to earth. And you can live like a quiet life.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Oftentimes, two big stars can't be together. There's a million things, competitiveness, but these two, as much as we don't know them the way that they seem, like grounded people. Yeah, but do you think it's like a little too close for comfort ever? I think it would, yeah, I think it would be for most people. Yeah.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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But some people feed off of that energy and they're collaborative and there's plenty of successful relationships in the biz, a handful of them, not a lot, but some.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Also, you know what's funny? I feel like a few months ago I said on the show that, like, Nicole Kidman, like, needs to do something other than, like, all the roles she's been playing. And so she did Baby Girl. And, like, I'm not going to see it. I'm kind of like, I miss Nicole Kidman.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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She was doing a lot of the same and she probably filmed perfect couple and had the same feeling we all had, which was like, I need to get out of my box. And so did something else. But now I don't know if she feels this way, but I'm like, okay, I'm ready for more Nicole Kidman.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah, classic Dana. Speaking of, we recorded The Residents yesterday. The Residents? The Redheads we recorded yesterday. The book was actually, I think everyone really liked the book and we're about to ruin it for you. Oh, good. Seriously, seriously ruin. Love that. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? If we must move past these two, then yeah, sure. I know.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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We'll always find a way to bring it back to them. We will keep tabs on them throughout the years that they will spend together. Yeah. Many, many years. Yeah. Our next story is a couple Golden Globes odds and ends. Okay. First up is the Demi Moore, Kylie Jenner snubbing.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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This video is going viral of Demi going up to the complete unknown table. That's Timothy's table with Kylie and Elle Fanning. And who's the other girl? I don't know her, but she's so cute and pretty. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and she's like talking to the two girls completely like ignoring Kylie. Kylie's like really excited for her and then like realizes she's being ignored and turns around. Yeah.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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No, that's fine. Listen as a podcast, you know? Yeah. We're always available as a podcast if you don't like what you see. Anywhere podcasts can be found. Imagine not liking what you see. Hit it. Hit it with the heart. The thing is, I don't check every day to see if we did it. I checked yesterday. We didn't. But I know when we do it, like the comments are going to go crazy.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And then like, and then me goes like, you two look so beautiful. And that's when Kylie turns around. And I saw this video going around so many times and I was like, things get taken out of context, like stop. Like she didn't snub her. And then I watched it like really closely. And I watched Kylie. And you can see Kylie felt snubbed.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And I know that Demi's daughter has also like taken to social media to clarify that she did not snub her, but like.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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So I had a lot of sympathy. Smiling. And she's just at those events. She's really like Timothy's plus one. I feel like she really doesn't want to detract. And so whether or not to me, like knew she was that Kylie was next to her. It's just like Timothy's girlfriend. Like, like it was, it was a snub, whether it was intentional or not.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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I couldn't say, I don't know her, but you could see Kylie felt snubbed and she like turns around and picks up her camera.

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And like each one of them has so many friends that together the whole family is friends with the whole industry. Yeah. But except Kylie, she's really like to herself. Yeah. So I don't know if there was malicious intent, like I don't like Kylie Jenner, but it was a... Let me tell you something.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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unintentional having said that painful to watch yeah the uh her daughter demi's daughter said hi at everyone but really press nipping this straight in the bed we bud we spent new year with l so connecting with her after a win was very organic thing to do this angel was in total shock and delight and moving throughout a warm room of well-wishers there was not a snub of any sort had she seen kj wanting to congratulate her she would have fully given her the time and space literally just give it all a break

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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So I'm just waiting for that moment. Today's a very special day. It is, because every day on this beautiful planet is a special one. And?

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Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Okay, love that. Also from the Golden Globes, little part two, is that Kate Beckinsale and Matt Rife were spotted kissing at Netflix's Golden Globes bash. Yes, they were. I saw that before I went to bed last night and I was disturbed.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And so I don't like to see him winning, honestly. Like, that's it. Yeah, that's a win for him. They also dated in the past. And then when she started dating Pete Davidson, he like told Pete to be careful. So there's like weird history.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Yeah, people really love him, though. Like, his fans. Oh, okay, well, that's good. Yeah, so I just feel like it's like you either are one of his fans or... Like you, you really dislike him or to me like apathetic. Yeah. No thoughts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Confirmation that Zendaya and Tom Holland are engaged. Details are emerging about the betrothal. So they are engaged. A family source confirmed to People. TMZ was the first to report the news. According to the outlet, he proposed at one of Zendaya's family homes over the holidays. A source told People that everyone close to them knew an engagement was happening, just not when.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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The source said that he had been keen to propose to Zendaya for a while. They said he's always been crazy about her. He always knew she was the one. They have something very special.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Yeah. I wasn't on like ring watch for them. I just felt like, but I guess that's what happens. Like you either... get married or you break up or sometimes you just stay as you are. But like most of the time it goes one way or the other. So this is really exciting news that we weren't even like, didn't even have on our list. I feel like all these people do like predictions for the year.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Like this should have been a prediction.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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But then it makes you think about Kylie and Timothy, right?

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Because they're together two years now. Kylie's also never been married. And she is like a relationship girl and they will either like, maybe they wouldn't get married just because there's so much at stake, but have children together.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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She wants more kids. If this is her man, like that's what they're going to do. That's really crazy. I know, but it feels like really, I wouldn't even say all this before Zendaya and Tom, because I just feel like they're the two that can be private and date forever. We'll literally never see them on a red carpet together. No reporters ever allowed to ask questions about the other.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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No, I feel like they'll have a wedding. It's not going to be like a huge, you probably overseas.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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I feel like she probably thinks she's not going to do the big wedding. Cause they're like so private, whatever. But like, you do get carried away when you're right. She's just a girl, you know? And I still, I don't think that means she's going to have a 300 person crazy wedding, but like you're getting married. So you want a wedding dress.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Of course you want the best, nicest dress made by Christian Dior himself. Right. Even if it's like, you know, a casual dress. Yeah, even if it's for a beachside wedding. I could see them doing that, by the way. And then you get the dress, and then you need the wedding to accompany the dress.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Like, yeah, it's easy to get carried away. But I just want to say like that happens. That's real. Cause then you have this insane dress and you're like, more people need to see it. It needs to be, it needs to be in this place.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2454.82

Big dope energy. Zendaya would never do that. Like she knows Tom. And by the way, Tom Holland would say the bigger the better. Would do anything to make her happy.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Like that didn't move the needle for him at all. Literally the day that he proposed to her, she should have taken him down to the courthouse and married him because like she should have known that his mind could change. With that gun behind his back. No, it's like, oh, you're feeling like marriage today? Let's do it today. It's so true.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2499.471

Completely. Next story, number four. Are you ready? Very exciting news for everyone. Because Shark Tank's Kevin O'Leary says that he's nearing a deal to buy TikTok. Okay, I saw this. Shark Tank's Kevin O'Leary has plans to purchase TikTok during an appearance on the story with Martha McCollum on Monday.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2519.538

He expressed interest in acquiring ownership of the social media platform before it faces a ban in the U.S. on January 19th. So is TikTok going away on January 19th if nothing happens?

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2563.783

Oh, interesting. Yeah. Are you sure?

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2568.226

That's the vibe. Well, I just want to, I feel like the sale of TikTok has literally been in the conversation since 2020 and that there's like serious privacy issues with the app and it needs to be under new ownership where like those things would be taken care of. And I just want to say like, I nominate Kevin O'Leary. If Kevin O'Leary buys TikTok, I will join. How about that?

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2604.96

That would be crazy. It'll be like those Lisa Frank memes. The dolphins are jumping. The rainbows are out. Nature daily.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2631.343

Okay, well then I guess it would be like Uno reverse when Trump comes in.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2655.286

But it's like if you get a new phone. If you get a new phone. Yes. So eventually it would die off. Interesting. Well, I think TikTok needs new ownership. And I think Kevin O'Leary would be amazing. Same. What do you think about Kevin?

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2685.916

Yeah. Well, he would have like partners and putting together a team, but he also would need the support of Trump to get it through and be able to be the one.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

272.455

I actually personally can. I don't want to like rub anything in. But as you guys know, I've been suffering from sciatica for years. I remember feeling the feeling like right after I had Charlie. And I started to do a little digging and one of the notes said like magnesium can help. I've started taking magnesium at night. You guys, I'm cured.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2739.591

Yeah. Oh, so like kind of countdown to January 19th. This will be interesting. I didn't realize like people have been talking about it, but I kind of checked out because I'm not on the app. Yeah. And people literally have been saying this for five years. So like. I know. It's Boy Who Cried Wolf. They've literally been saying it's banned. It might still be. It did not spend like one.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2754.761

It did not spend one day being banned. So I've moved on with my life. Interesting.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2761.506

Who knows what's going to happen January 19th. Right. Okay. I have a lot of like little countdowns. Also Molly Mays documentary, January 17th. Right. Megan Markle's show this week.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2780.08

Oh yes. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize that I didn't. That's sort of like, it's not a hard day. Don't you find? It's kind of in flux.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2791.027

I need to find Megan's date because I just keep alluding to it.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2799.915

It's this week. Hold on. I'm getting to the end of the trailer.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2805.72

I think you would like it. I've watched an Avicii documentary in the past before and I really liked it. January 15th. Okay, longer than I thought for Megan. This one is narrated by Avicii.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2894.557

But he was a really good doc. The doc is saying he was making bad music because he was at a low point, but Sky Full of Stars is one of the biggest songs ever.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

293.613

So not entirely, like getting up from the makeup chair this morning hurt a little bit, but like compared to where I was, like I'm having no issues.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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So that was something he was actively working on. Interesting. Maybe I will watch it, but I do, I feel like the last time an Avicii doc came out, like it was a really, really good one. And I still have to finish. It's so sad. I've been watching Aaron Rogers. I was telling you, I watched two episodes so far.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

2971.621

compelling that a raj yeah he's he's an interesting guy i like that he's an interesting guy okay so the ayahuasca stuff like it's not really for me so but it's it's a necessary part of understanding him so here we go but like going on a three-day ayahuasca trip fuck we go is just like not my favorite sort of stuff to watch. Understood. Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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At this today, at this junction, local wedding sounds pargy. I love the fun of a wedding. I'm not in a traveling state of mind.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3140.018

Yeah, but I'm going to go book. We're trying to read more this year. Chai tea and book. I love a chai tea. I feel like people don't know that about me.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3158.492

No, it takes a lot for me to wear a heel these days. Jizno only. Literally only Jizno.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3169.502

Hmm. Maybe bubble bath. Maybe I'm going to go bubble bath. What about you?

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3182.431

I love a set, but in velvet, I'm going to go dress, actually. I couldn't see it working in the set because then you get like, Velvet skin velvet.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3203.498

The fifth and final story. So Ben and J-Lo have settled their divorce, and no one is paying spousal support. So Ben and J-Lo... I think we already knew this, but I was shocked once again to not have a prenup in this little trip of theirs. But they have settled their divorce like totally amicably. In a nutshell, they each walk away with what they have individually acquired during the marriage.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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The money Ben earned from his various movie projects is his and the same goes for JLo. what she earned during their two-year marriage, and neither will pay spousal support to one another.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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What is most notable, though, is that Ben started his very successful production company, Artists' Equity, in 2022 while he was married to J-Lo, and he will be keeping all of that, even though she technically- She could have.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3254.22

Right. But you would think that that would happen more often. And like, because it's so amicable, it's like they, they must've had some sort of like unspoken prenup and they really trusted each other and no one hurt the other badly enough to want to hurt them back.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

326.386

I think it is. No, they said that it can be really painful. But I just wanted to share, if you're suffering from what I had been describing all this time, a pinched nerve in the cheek, running down the leg, couldn't put your shoes on, magnesium. The commenters also said they didn't hear a difference in my laugh, and they're wrong, so...

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Yeah. No, I actually I thought this was quite remarkable. It was mediated by Laura Wasser, who's like the divorce attorney to the stars. However, it just seemed like she was also just spotted J-Lo going to Ben's house like hours before this. So everything is like really good. Why did they get married and why did they get divorced?

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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We're just using like a bunch of words. I don't even know if quizzling is the right word. I feel like the quizzling is not.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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I know, but at least you have an excuse like I really don't.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3413.19

Are you on thesaurus.com? Yes, and I find it a bit unfathomable, if I'm being honest, how bewildering this could all be. Bewildering. That's a really good word here. Yeah, it's pretty incomprehensible.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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We needed a break because Deer Toasters takes a lot on us too. We carry those loads.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Okay, so many things to say. First of all, even if he didn't act so horribly, like we're writing him off because he's a bad person, like not compassionate whatsoever. Like when this happens, it's really hard to come back from. So even if you still liked him and he handled it like kind of well, like it's kind of hard for him to see you.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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You sometimes, I remember, like I heard some stories about like people like, oh, and they fell in love, like never fucking happens. No, it's true. But now let's talk about the fact, like, run for your life. This man is a horrible person. Like, when you go to a bar and you bring home someone, like, that is drunk, this is not out of the realm of possibility. It's true. People get sick.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Like, don't... Especially on Blackout Wednesday. That is so crazy. Like, I don't even want you to buy the remote, but then, like, he's gonna hate you forever. But, like, you need to... He's such a dick. You need to hate him back. I hate him.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3595.044

You do need to work on that. And like, he doesn't like you. He didn't take care of you. And worse than just like being like, and not being like,

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3602.31

sweet about it that he was mean about it like it's not a nice person that's not your person so like you need to like actually forget him starting today you need to get mad like no like mean yeah yeah but like what don't even message him being mad like because mad requires like you need to like Forget him.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And putting you in an Uber so drunk like that. And sick. And it's just like, that's not a good guy. Agreed. Agreed. And you know. It's important to find the lesson, right? I know, and I feel like sometimes when you're so close to it and like when you're in that stage of your life, like you don't realize how serious these things are. And you're just like, oh my God, I was drunk.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And it's a like crazy thing that happened. But like us being, you know, the grannies. Could have put you in danger. Look at the situation, like that's a bad situation. Agreed, and that's a bad guy. I agree.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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I know. And so like. And who snoops two days in a row? Like chill. Now you need to evaluate other stuff about him. Cause as we always say, like, if this is the one wrong thing he did in a perfect person, everyone has a bad moment. It makes mistakes. But like, this is just pointing to controlling behavior.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3728.58

someone who's like very not trusting and maybe he has a history of someone who was like cheating on him and so now he looks through her phone because he's like paranoid but that's his problems and he can't be in a healthy relationship if he's going to be acting that way and he's not healthy so you really need to I also feel like he was like testing you a little bit like you had this seemingly like innocuous conversation about like you know old relationships I don't know enough that they're about to move in together right but it's like

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Yeah. And like, if you guys are moving in together, say you've been dating, like he's looking back at texts from and pictures from like over a year, over two years. What? Yeah, agreed. That's a crazy person. It's crazy behavior. What led him to do that?

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3846.106

You run. You run so fast. You get on your running sneakers and you start running like crazy.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3852.631

the engagement who gets engaged married three months you didn't even like him so he thought all of that was happening with him engagement worthy when the energy you were giving him was impending breakup run don't feel bad feel glad feel glad that you just had a hunch and broke up with this guy and it turned out he's a crazy person so true

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Oh my God. Chuckle. See, I told you the girls are okay. Like they're okay.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

3916.317

Wow. I got rid of mine. I just didn't bring it back after the break. And... Even though the pillow was never really helping me. It's just like something squishy to sit on. Always nice.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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It wasn't curing anything. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Trust and Letting Morning Show.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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We are. Love ya. Bye. Hit them with the heart, Charity. One more try. One more try. Do something different. I'm doing something different. Me too. Oh no, this feels so wrong. Definitely not. Worst ever. Bye.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

49.427

Bring us your ales. Give us your tired, your hungry. I was gonna say that. Bring us your tired, your poor.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

493.017

I'm looking away. I'm going to drink my, actually, I won't drink my coffee. I could choke.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

578.435

That is so funny. I love like how our sister Margo was just like classic, cool New York City influencer. And like, we will humble her. Like on this show, in her life, like reminding her that she's just your kid sis. She's just a member of a tribe. She's just someone's little sister. No, and it was such a little sister behavior.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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She was dancing around with her big sister, with her musical big sister, because you know it was your idea. Because you know that's not a Margot-initiated game.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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She's such a good little sister. Because we all could see you doing it.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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It's so crazy that we've like gone on to do great things. Just because.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

674.534

yeah oh my god hysterical that's like sibling like you can you can never explain it like when i'm when you guys are listening to this you probably think it sounds so weird but like but then i see these memes of like people like it's a video and some will be like me and my cousin doing a dance so that we could stay up later and i'm like oh my god that's we all had the same childhood so i actually think a lot of people relate a lot of people were making up dances and like

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

71.474

Do not come. I don't think you would like it. I think if you want to visit landmarks, that's like a really fun thing to do. But the Statue of Liberty, like she's a seafaring woman. Yeah.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

721.545

Yeah. She was always the coach. She was always the lead choreographer. Yeah. Did she even have the talent to be those things? Like it wasn't a meritocracy.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

797.759

I agree. It's definitely an interesting thing. And I do, I watch so much TV and look at me and now I choose not to. And you're literally like a success. But I think there's like a lot of different things happening. This is how I, first of all, like when your kids are two, like that's not what we were, we weren't two watching TV. No, but we were young. We were like 10. Yeah.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And like, but still it's like we were, develop more so than like a toddler. More so than a baby.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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Yes. But then my other issue is that TVs have changed because now they're these like huge, big, colorful things. The TV in your room, Claudia, was like the size of a computer monitor, like a laptop. And you were so far away. Like you weren't like zoned in on it the way that people sit in front of like a huge screen these days.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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And like the TV, the quality just like, wasn't what it is now. Like the colors and, which is nice when you're watching Wicked, you know? But- I'm just pointing it out, just pointing it out. No, no, I think about that all the time. Like even Gary Gennetti, like he's such a success because he was addicted to television.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

877.997

Yeah, but a lot of people probably are also couch potatoes. Yeah, yeah. For every Kiki Palmer, there's like 11 couch potatoes. Yeah.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

9.154

Are you sure about dat? Well, it's the 7th. It's January 7th.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

900.972

A couple of odds and ends from the Globes. Yeah. And then a couple other tings we need to discuss. And then Dear Toasters, as you said. So I guess we could just without further ado. A thousand percent. Rip off the Band-Aid. Yeah. Get into the Fast Five stories that you do need to know.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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100%. And it will be like really fun when you do it with your family, like seeing it through their eyes. And if you go now, you're going to be like this old thing.

The Toast

Tick Tock, TikTok: Tuesday, January 7th, 2025

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75 hard, dry January, whole 30.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1037.822

I thought her outfit was like giving dinner dance at your son's school.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1044.767

And it wasn't on theme. Like her interview, like it was good media training. But like I heard what you said. Like you weren't in theme.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

105.59

I love that. No, I agree. Like everybody really.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1054.513

Yes, everyone's talking about it.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1068.104

Yeah, and I'm here to be a hater and say your outfit wasn't in theme and it wasn't that pretty. You're not very pretty and you're not very bright. And you're not very bright. Not me saying I didn't have that many mean thoughts. Lol.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1087.411

So my issue with the live stream actually doesn't include Rihanna. Like, Rihanna is too cool to care. She misses every live stream. It's not, like, I think she missed it on purpose. Like, I don't think she cared. I agree. So I would have loved to have seen her on the live stream, but that's Rihanna. Like, she's too cool for school.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

110.177

got on board i thought for sure it was going to be a confusing theme since it's menswear and like men are always doing the absolute least at the met gala um but i thought it was a fabulous theme i love how everybody executed it i have so many thoughts i watched the vogue live stream we're going to go through all the looks every year people ask us like on youtube why don't you put up the photos of the celebrities outfits and it's like girl we don't want to get sued so what we always do and what we're going to do this year if you look at the description of the episode wherever you're watching it

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1101.562

I'm not talking about Rihanna when I'm talking about all the celebrities that we missed. She looks fabulous. Like, I don't know what we expected. Is it my favorite Met Gala look of hers ever? No, but I love the belly. The outfit is completely in theme. She looks gorgeous. Like literally no notes.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1120.413

Next up is one of our hosts, Coleman Domingo. And I'm so glad he outfit changed because when he showed up in this big blue robe, I was like, this is so silly.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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I know, but like, it's also just not beautiful. Do you know what I mean?

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1139.56

Like, it's just, like, it's just not, it's just a robe. Like, it's just, I don't even know what I'm looking at. I was like, I was let down because he is like every award season. He's a chair. He's a chair, but he's also like one of the best dressed men in Hollywood. And that's why, like, he was chosen for a chair. And that's why there was like a lot of hype.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1157.052

And then he showed up in this with the bib and the robe. And I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. And then he took off the robe and had like a really fab suit on underneath and all was well with Turney.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1188.137

considering this theme I'm glad I read it and you say that this is Andre Leon Talley inspired because why like he would wear a big blue cape like this he did wear like lots of like robes and capes and like oversized I don't know if I ever like what I don't think he would ever wear this

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1214.356

Oh, I only saw a second one, but he was at a lot of the pre Met Gala events because he's a host. So you probably saw like a lot of paparazzi pictures of him in like official Met Gala garb.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1228.838

Slayed like that was a perfect, um, a perfect look for the theme.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1243.547

Handsome young fella. Yeah, it's it's good.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1252.532

Me neither, unless you did something so crazy, which I thought like, or Coleman Domingo's bib was like a little nutty.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1276.008

Yes, he did great work. He dressed a lot of really great people.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1282.712

his outfit is on theme it's well tailored it's handsome it's not crazy it's very much he is a designer designers aren't supposed to be like hey look at me so i think it's really an appropriate outfit yeah next we have asap rocky this is the first time i'm seeing him because i did not see him on the carpet I saw him on the carpet and I was just reminded he's such a handsome young man.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Like his face is really very handsome. A lot of people were quick to notice. I think another like if you wore a suit like you were, you know, in theme. If you had a cane, you were also in. Oh, yeah. And so he had a cane that the handle looks like a gun. It's like a bedazzled gun, which is obviously very cool. It is a really crazy thing to do because he was just like cleared of gun charges.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1323.588

Oh, that is crazy. It's also an umbrella. Oh, and it was raining in New York City last night.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1330.039

He looked very handsome. He got there hours before his wife.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1340.523

Yeah, I think also a cornerstone of black dandyism is color and having fun with color and texture. And I saw just a lot of people wore black, which is fine and it's good and in theme, but I feel like he's someone who could have had a lot more fun with color.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

135.049

We're going to post the Vogue link that we are personally going through. We're going to go in order scrolling. We're not going to go through everybody. We're not going to go through everybody. There's some true nobody's there. And the people we hate. But we'll scroll through together and we'll go through all the outfits.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1371.024

She looks like the mom from Lizzie McGuire. She does.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1376.566

The glasses, too. No, the dress. So, like, three different people wore an iteration of this dress. Suki Waterhouse, Zuri Hall, and Emma Chamberlain. Like a...

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1385.769

halter tuxedo yeah suit dress like a like a suit taped onto a dress yes like with no back and so I don't love it and if I had to choose one of my favorites it was Suki Waterhouse um this era Emma Chamberlain's in is just not my personal era I feel like she always she's like a shoe-in she always is going to be the first one and I thought she was on the carpet first because she hosts the uh

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1408.169

Red carpet, but I didn't see her hosting.

The Toast

First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

1413.933

Maybe like a TikTok? Maybe like a TikTok. I just, I expect a lot from her. I expect a lot from her and this is just mid. This feels like Emma to me. Okay, it feels like current Emma, which is not my personal vibe.

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I don't really have thoughts.

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Yeah, she's a great girl. She's a great gal.

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She is. I love her. Teyana Taylor looked amazing. Best dressed. And it was great that she showed up first because I think if people were confused about the theme or didn't understand the theme, this is practical application of policy.

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We have pinstripe. Pinstripe is another thing. Like you were, if you wore a pinstripe, you were good. The feather. The hat too.

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She's definitely... I mean, flower. She's a top two. Like, she really looks sick.

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And I'm sure all the stories are like Met Gala related because everybody was just out and about last night.

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Top three. She also... So much of black dandyism, I feel, is how you carry yourself. And that's something I was feeling the whole night. Because when they were showing, like, images and references, everyone was, like... They weren't trying so hard, right? Like, this was just, like, a natural...

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expression of your style and they weren't like and so when all these like celebrities were on the red carpet like doing so fucking much like posing so hard and outfit changes I was like that's like the opposite of black dandyism black dandyism is very much like swagger right and just like it's how you carry yourself and that's why Teyana really slayed because you just saw her walking like this outfit she was wearing the outfit the outfit wasn't wearing her yeah and maybe there were some people doing too much and I think also now thinking about it that way there are people not doing enough who maybe were like a little like meek and

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Right, and so that's why Teyana is such a well-done look because obviously the outfit's completely on theme and party. It's there from the inside out. But she's carrying it too. It's also an attitude, I feel. I agree. I agree. Next, Ego Nwodum. I thought she looked great. Oh. I have no issues with this.

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It's not offensive. Oh, we need to move on to Zendaya.

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Yeah. Yeah. I she was the one who really made me realize like how silly everybody else looked because I saw her. Diana Ross was right in front of her. So I saw her waiting for Diana Ross to finish the carpet. So she's just standing there. She doesn't have a purse. She doesn't have like a million, you know, accessories like a cane. She's just like so chill.

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Her hands are by her side and she's just really carrying herself so sophisticated. I'm like, oh, my God, all these other people look so sophisticated.

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There was also an actress from Shogun, I forget her name, who wore something extremely similar. And everybody's like, I can't believe Law Roach would put Zendaya in something. I just want to be clear. These were two completely different outfits. Yes, they were both white suits and white hats. And they were like aesthetically pretty much the same.

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But it was literally that scene in Devil Wears Prada. Like, first of all, Zendaya's outfit is tailored, which is, I think, also like a huge point in her column for the theme. Like the pants are tailored so perfectly. It's the crazy. I've never seen a suit so well tailored. It's also giving Meredith Blake.

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How far along do you think she was? Like based on her belly, like five months?

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Yeah. I mean, it's technically a blazer. So she's she's a team. Right. I'm just not in a place in my life where I'm going to say negative things about Hailey Bieber. I just feel like she gets enough of that. So it was not my favorite look of hers. It was not super inspiring or different or risky. But maybe she just doesn't want to be talked about like it's like enough.

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So she just wanted to wear a safe outfit. That's what I that's if I'm reading too deep into this. That's what I'm reading.

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And like for Kendall, they're, they all work in fashion, but like Kendall really is like the most fashiony of the sisters. Like this is her actual job. So I don't think she could like afford to be rude and not show up or miss the carpet. Um, she looks amazing in everything she wears. Yeah. And I don't want to be negative because like this is our, it's like a gray suit. Like it's ugly.

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But it's like her third pregnancy. So you like look bigger. Yeah.

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But I'm going to be positive and say this. I like that she did something different.

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And she saves the carpet every year.

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she's like kind of always doing the most and I need her to stop. Like I've been thinking a lot during my pregnancy about the fact that she did the Superbowl pregnant. Meanwhile, like literally me getting up to go to the bathroom is the Superbowl. And yeah, here she is again, like doing the Met Gala. Like I kind of need her to stop. No, I know, but it's really sweet. It is.

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And then her after party look is very much in theme. She's going for like a more matronly vibe, which I like. Like it's cool to see people switch up the whole aesthetic. And so her after party outfit matches. And it was much better. It was like this big wide brim hat and like this very Audrey Hepburn. And it was very pretty. And I actually like this.

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category for her but this particular luke is not my favorite yeah just a bummer yeah bummer bummer especially like we waited all night to see a kardashian we see her and it's bummed out and anybody else finding like the carlisle and the mark hotel pictures like to be annoying

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And like I thought I saw people like being really critical of Dochi because she left the hotel in like an actual tent. But you know what? I saw her for the first time on the carpet and it's just a better experience.

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It is. And I think like some people should start staying at the Holiday Inn. There'll be no traffic.

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And they cause less traffic and wreak less havoc in the city.

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It's 10 blocks. And it was chaos in the city last night. And it was raining. Crazy. Uh, next up, who do you want to go? Ayo Edebiri. Okay. Um, it's pretty. It doesn't do anything for me. Agreed. I don't know you. Oh, Anna Wintour, like constantly giving us, yeah, constantly giving us nothing though. Like love that for her.

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We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday, or should I say the first Tuesday in May? Very big day here at The Toast Studios. Hey, Jax, how you doing?

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Now, next up, I would like to talk about Law Roach, specifically Law Roach going blonde. Yeah, that was a shock. It was shocking. He looks so different. I think his hair is very much like he usually has braids and they're like so I just associate him with them so much. I was so like I did a double take. I kind of like it. It's giving Ken. Yeah, I wasn't sure who it was at first.

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I think she's carrying a little bifocal. She slays. Slay. Dapper Dan, I think, was somebody who is actually one of the inspirations for the actual theme. So everybody was really looking forward. And this is classic Dapper Dan.

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And it's like, it is really nice to see somebody like use all of her big moments to promote her,

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If I'm looking at the dress, the dress is ugly. Like, sorry, I love her. She's a queen. Yes, she's comfortable, whatever. It's an ugly dress.

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I mean, the face card is unbeatable. Like her glam is insane.

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The dress is a no for me. I feel like it was really a flop night for the Kardashians. I hated Kim's outfit. Kim needs to do something different. We get it. You've got a thin waist and a big ass. Every dress is like, how can I show off my little waist and my big ass? And my tits. I'm so over it. Surprise us. Do something different.

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Okay, but that's you doing something different, covering your whole fucking face. Like, I just, I'm so over, like, she's the most fashionable woman in the world, right? Like, she's the most influential. And it's just, it's so repetitive.

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And that's why she doesn't embody like the black dandyism, the coolness, the confidence. Cause she can't even move.

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Yeah. Yeah. Also, where was Chris?

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Now Courtney and Chloe are always like, you know, 50, 50 TBD. Well, they won't they? But Chris is like just as guaranteed to show up as Kim.

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Yeah, totally. She would never have allowed this to happen.

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Chapel Roan, um... It's also not working for me. Like, yes, she's in theme. It's a suit, yada, yada. It's like lots of different textures and colors. Like it's very much on theme. I guess.

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I think patchwork. Yeah, yeah. Patchwork is very much like a symbol of dandyism.

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It looks like when you order a Party City disco, like you would take a 70s look and they just give you like a suit with like a bunch of colors on it.

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Usher kind of did what men aren't supposed to do. And he just wore like a suit you would wear to someone's wedding. He also was the performer, which I thought was a great choice.

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This is a Pharrell look. He knew what he was doing. A bunch of the people he dressed were not wearing pants, and I loved it. I think Sabrina's the perfect person to not put in pants.

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No, if I had a billion dollar company, I would also be doing it at all times.

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And it's really tailored to her body perfectly. She looks amazing. I love this.

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I would have loved to have seen her hair up.

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That's all. I don't feel that way, but I respect it. Okay. I'm going to slide down a little bit to Demi Moore. Okay. Who was one of the most creative of the night. She's having such a good year. She can't miss.

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And I thought this was such a unique way of doing the theme. I didn't see anybody else doing this. It could have been stupid, but it wasn't. Wait, what did she do? It's a tie. Oh. It's like a Windsor knot.

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I didn't see Jeremy Scott. Yeah.

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Next up, Dochi, who was another Louis Vuitton swirly.

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This is with Teyana Taylor as perfect executions.

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There was, I think, a lot of pressure on her to like... be best dressed because she's so in the moment right now. And she's so of the culture and her partnering up with Pharrell, like perfection and like, I don't have one single note.

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Cardi B was someone who also missed the.

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Right. She missed the carpet. I also I did wonder if people knew what color the carpet was going to be. It was blue this year. It was also like a pattern. So I think some people's outfits just looked better or worse on the backdrop of the carpet with like the flowers and everything. So she's getting lost in the flowers for me.

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It is, but like, it's not relatable because I think so much of what people, not everyone, but a lot of women like wait financially, right? Like it's a lot of pressure to like have a baby and it's really expensive. And that's what Mindy Kaling said once. And she was like, I'm so lucky. Like I literally designed my life. I made all this money. And then I was able to have kids the way that I wanted.

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No, it's on theme, but it's, in my opinion, not beautiful.

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I think it was a huge miss to not have her in some capacity doing interviews with

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Yeah, and she's just like perfect at it. Oh, if you scroll down, Anna Sawai, that is who wore like a similar thing to Zendaya.

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And I just want to say it's not similar.

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So Heidi Klum is on my list for worst dressed. Okay. She's also on my list of people I was shocked to see in attendance. And this is kind of what I was saying. And I have nothing against Heidi Klum. She's had an amazing career. And I actually met her. She's lovely. But when I think of the Met Gala, I think of people who are, A, having like a moment right now.

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The Met Gala is always a moment in time. Like you'll hear like, oh, my God, Rebecca Black went to the Met Gala. Like it doesn't make sense. But at the time, it's supposed to be.

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It's supposed to be like reflective of what's going on that year. So either you have people who are like super, like maybe you never even hear from them again. But like that was their year. James Charles. Lil Nas X went to the Met Gala two years in a row. And now it's like you wouldn't be invited. So it's supposed to reflect like the culture of the moment, like the zeitgeist.

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But it's also for people who are, you know, eternally influential in art and in fashion.

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And I was just shocked to see Heidi Klum there. And so the fact that she got an invitation, I think, you know, was something she was probably grateful for to show up in this dress is actually disrespectful. It is. She is. She's not my worst dress because someone else is, but she's my second worst dress. It is so ugly. It is so boring. It is not in theme. It is not well tailored.

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The glam does nothing. The jewelry does nothing like that. Sometimes, like, someone shows up at an event and, like, the Met Gala and, like, they shouldn't have been there. But you know what? They slayed. So you know what? We'll allow it. Yeah. She did not slay. I will not allow it.

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Blended in perfectly. Yeah, right. No, she was not blending whatsoever. This is horrible.

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Not even. It's not nice enough for prom.

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I don't get it either. Doja Cat. Dojers. Cute. I loved this. Yeah. Totally on theme. Like quirky and different. Like it's not like aesthetically classically beautiful. It's like a little out there. But I love it. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. Oh. Sophia Richie.

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Like, that's not how it normally works for people. So like, yes, it's really inspiring, but it's not applicable to everyone because I'm

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I don't know where she's going. I love the look. I don't know where she's going. It's not in theme.

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No, I don't think it's boring. It's not in theme, but it's absolutely gorgeous. And I agree. It's very bridal. It's tailored and it's bow tied.

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Nicole Scherzinger is like the perfect example of how to do this...

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theme well I thought this was Kim when I was watching her on the stream I was like it looks like Kim is it Kim I wish um and if Kim had worn this that would have been a lot more exciting and she does look great and Nicole Scherzinger is the perfect example of like maybe in years past you would have been like Nicole Scherzinger's at the Met Gala but like this year she's on Broadway she's the toast of the town she just was nominated for a Tony like she's the perfect person to have been invited but like otherwise like I felt like the guest list was not and first of all where the fuck

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were the influencers, not one. Except, and I don't know where he is on this list, Kabi Lame.

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Who was on my list, I haven't decided yet, was on my list for best dressed.

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He's technically a TikToker.

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He looked so handsome. But besides him, there was not one person representing the internet. Emma Chamberlain no longer counts.

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No, I'm sorry. Ever since, James Charles was many years ago and that was because YouTube was a huge sponsor. So it wasn't just James Charles. Nikki Tutorials was there. Jackie Aina was there. Like it was a big night for the influencers. But ever since then, like there are a few handpicked, Addison, Charlie and Dixie. There are a few people who get like handpicked from the gutters of the internet.

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And I like it. I like that they do that. Not a ton, but like two or three.

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I was looking for who's reflective of 2025. I was looking for Alex Earl.

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And she does a bunch of work with Tory Burch. I'm surprised Tory Burch didn't dress her.

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I flower brooch on the chest. I think that Sydney Sweeney's red carpet looks like the bar is so low for her because she consistently lets us down. Like she, she does not have good red carpet style. So when I saw this, I'm like, Oh, she looks really pretty. But then the more I analyze it, I'm like, like, this is not a good look. It's not really in theme at all. It's very mature.

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Like this is the type of dress an older woman wears to sort of cover her arms. Like it's, it's matronly and it's not good. Yeah. But for Sidney Sweeney, it is.

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Yeah. It's nice. It's idyllic for sure.

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Yeah, I follow her on TikTok, so I had seen it.

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I'm scrolling just a bit because... There's a lot of... Oh, Taraji P. Henson. This is actually the first time I'm seeing her.

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I feel like it's, like, a little much. Like, a little much of everything. She's got the hat. She's got the cane. She's got the suit. She's got the bow. It's just, like, I kind of need her to take one thing off.

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We also have Dear Toaster. So it's kind of like a really busy day here at HQ.

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What did you think about Priyanka and Nick Jonas?

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They just didn't look like a couple. Like their outfits weren't cohesive. They didn't like even the shades of white are so mismatched.

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Yeah, they just don't look like they go together.

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No, you're right. You're right. We didn't get a lot of couples.

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Oh my God, you're right. Where were Brooklyn and Nicola?

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Yeah, you're right. Can you scroll down to photo 88? I think we need to talk about Janelle Monae, who like, I think every year at the Met Gala- Crushes. Someone we need to wait and see. And given the theme, and that's like, I feel like her genuine style and aesthetic already. Yeah. She crushed.

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Yeah, and I don't know. It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Shocked to see Ray J. Jean Paul. He is also on my list. In case you're wondering. His last name is Page.

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Yeah. And that's kind of one of my overarching points, too. I don't feel like I feel like for so many years, the Met Gala was like this really exclusive, strict show. Um, no phones really like sort of hoity toity highbrow affair. And last night I was like, okay, people can show up wearing whatever they want. They can show up whenever they want. They can, um, I saw videos inside.

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Oh, my God. I literally didn't even know that. If you were wondering, I actually did write a list. And I wrote his last name was Paul on my list. This is my list of people I was shocked to see in attendance. Like that I didn't feel were worthy of invites this year. Ray J. Jean Page. Heidi Klum. Ashley Graham. Lizzo. Mm-hmm. That's my list. No protest for me. Like, he looks nice. He's handsome.

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What the hell is he doing there? Is he still a working actor?

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Okay. I think that says it all.

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I think... If it wasn't a Black Dandy theme, I would assume she was paying homage to Grey Gardens. And Madonna. She looks nuts. I'm sorry.

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It's bad. I'm sorry. That's a nice roundabout way of you saying it is bad.

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Right, right, because at least she tried.

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I'm scrolling far down because there's a bunch of people here I don't know or I don't feel are worth discussing.

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You know? I would love to see Kim in literally anything else. Because this is a beautiful purple dress. I scroll down quite significantly to 123 because we do need to talk about Laura Harrier. Everyone's talking about her. Oh, yeah. Always best dressed. Always best dressed. Like, I seriously don't know what she's famous for because I know her just for, like, slaying red carpets.

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But, like, how does she get invited to the red carpets? Is she an actress?

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I just feel like she's more famous for her style.

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She slays. I love, love, love what she wore.

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I literally knew you were going to say that. I saw a video of celebrities who have been banned from the Met Gala. And it's all speculatory, but it's widely believed that Lily Reinhart is not allowed back because, you know, she went and then she like... Trashed it.

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trashed it and kim and like how everybody's too skinny like she made it about like her body image issues oh i forgot about that but i'm thinking like cami mendez yeah jughead mendez cami mendez has been invited for the last couple of years not as a riverdale kid she's like an armani ambassador she's actually very fashiony um but yes the others cole sprouse like their time has run out sorry like it's over dylan and barbara

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where is dylan and barbara like that's what's just so exciting and we didn't get you're right like that um you think cami mendez's time has run out was that what you just said no the riverdale crew like if they haven't done cami got an extension i bet but cami was invited this year like she got an extension because she's very in the fashion space okay lizzo Meh. Like really not inspiring. Yeah.

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Like it's always been, you can't see inside the guest list. That's my one mean thought. I have a list of people who absolutely should not have been invited. Like it just felt like that sort of mean exclusive fashiony allure is gone. Like it's too much. Everyone can come, come whatever, wear whatever the fuck you want. Like no bitch, there are rules. Where are the rules?

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But not bad. Not ugly. Not not in theme.

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Yeah. Neutral. Oh my God. There's so many people there.

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It's true. It's really true. Yeah.

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Who? Shaboosie. Oh, yeah. He hasn't come up on our list yet, but he was someone I wanted to talk about because he's also another person where I would have looked to him for this particular theme. He's a very, very well-dressed man outside of like just wearing a suit. You know, he always adds color and fun.

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And I thought his outfit was kind of a departure from what his usual style is, but I really liked it.

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Okay. I scrolled down a lot. Your favorites at number 147, Adrian Brody and Georgina Chapman.

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, she's also like a designer, so she doesn't have to like do the most.

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Um, scroll down to Patrick Schwarzenegger. He's on my list for worst dressed.

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I'm sorry. What the hell is this?

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So he's like, he's obviously not new to fame or Hollywood, but he's new to this level, right? Um, Um, and at some point, like you are just a muse, a model, a chair for a designer to fill and you don't have notes. It's not a collaborative process. And I think as a man also who probably doesn't have really strong feelings about fashion, it's hard to speak up.

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So he just wears what comes in the garment bag and this is fucking ugly.

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Like, yeah, take it or leave it. Someone who's not popping up for me yet, but I do want to talk about is Mindy Kaling. I thought she looked amazing. She looked amazing. Flawless execution. Yeah. 10 out of 10, no notes. Okay. Another eligible worst stress is number 157, Bebe Rexha.

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No, not on the stream. I saw pictures of it this morning.

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And I might need to add her to my list of people I'm shocked were invited. Yeah.

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I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling.

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Doing a big reveal and just to put on a black dress with a black jacket. Like these reveals, people were looking so stupid.

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beautiful so there are a lot of people remaining whom like are famous and whatever but their outfits like don't need to be discussed Diana Ross um I loved like it was this big show-stopping carpet moment she's allowed it's not stupid when Diana Ross does it no and I think um she was very on theme she like is the theme and correct she was great so she deserved that moment Miley like seriously I

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And when she was asked about her outfit and that classic question from Lala, when you heard about the theme, what were you most excited about? And she was like, I was excited to see everybody else interpret it because she didn't interpret it in any way.

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She doesn't look bad, but she is off. Like, I don't even know where she's going in that.

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Shame. Yeah. Now, I think the perfect place to end, I need you to pick up, because I finally made it to my worst dress. Yeah. I need you to scroll down to number 193. Okay, wait. Give me a minute before you tell everyone who it is. Keep scrolling, you guys. It is so important that we discuss the one.

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I literally was going until I found it.

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Gail King. Are you fucking kidding me?

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This is such a bad. First of all, the dress does not fit her. It is hanging off of her neck. So it's automatically out of theme because it's not tailored.

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So I was wondering why so many people, like there was a bunch of star power in the very beginning, which doesn't really happen on red carpets. Everybody shows up at the end. But I guess it's like a logistics nightmare and people just got there.

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And I think, like, I expect a lot from Gayle King. And she kind of got away with murder after Blue Origins. Like, she owes Katy Perry her life. And she really needed to be a little bit more under the radar. She got away with the murder of Katy Perry. Yeah. And she needed to be a little bit more under the radar because now we're, like, remembering again. And she is...

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the perfect person to be invited to this affair, right? She's a New York icon, CBS This Morning. She's so famous, so well-respected, important figure in black culture, and this is what you wear? Uh-uh. Worst dressed. That is my official decree. Heidi Klum was almost there, but I'm sorry. Heidi Klum's dress was just boring, bland, and a little ugly. This dress was crazy.

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Well, I just did worst, if you'd like to do your worst. My worst has been... I'm cracking up.

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By the way, I will not protest. I love that.

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No, he's actually like very low key right now.

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My best, oh, we didn't talk about her. Honorable mention, because I have a top three. Honorable mention to Joey King. She looked fab. She did look fab. She's not my best dress, but she was up there. I have a top four. I know it's so crazy. I had a top three. I think it's so crazy, but I think my best dress is going to be Kabi Lame.

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Maybe because I really wasn't expecting it, and it was so different. Like, nobody, everybody, like, that's what we were saying with, like, Quinta-

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Quinta Brunson like at some point the look started to get lumped together because everybody sort of looked the same I didn't see anybody doing what Kabi was doing if you didn't see he had like all these different stopwatches um and like um what are they called Back in the day, you used to pull out your clock. Pocket watch? Yeah, pocket watch. Thank you.

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And they were like... It was just really different and cool. Thank you. Because he's running a marathon. Please stop. I can't breathe. It was so different. And he represented the internet. And... You know what? I think I'm going to give it to him.

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And brainer. Those are my top four. I approve. I approve for any of them.

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I mean, of course, it's a slippery slope to cultural appropriation.

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Yeah, I saw. I like that Jenny song. Like Jenny. Do you know that one? Like Jenny? Yeah, like Jenny.

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Yeah. I need to make a song. Like Turdy. Like, I love that whole, I want my nails done like Turdy.

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Lisa's probably like the leader of the Blackpink group just being like, oh, this is my friend Amy and Patrick.

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When you heard that this was the theme, what were you most excited about? And then every single person, unless it was a person who was really well-versed in black dandyism, every single person had the same answer. I was just really looking forward to seeing how everybody else was going to interpret it.

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So it's literally on her clitoris like it's right there.

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So she's wearing the whole outfit, by the way, also on her bustier.

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So this was also dressed by Pharrell, right?

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Now, obviously the concept of having Rosa Parks on your labia is fucking crazy. And if it were any other circumstance, I might rip this person to filth. But one, like this was obviously very well thought out, right? Like Pharrell is deeply involved in the Met Gala and like it was approved by him. So therefore it's approved by me.

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Two, she seems like the type of person she's getting dressed like she maybe doesn't have like notes. Like she's just wearing, especially Rosa Parks is like an American icon. She's not from America. So like she's just... following Pharrell and the designer's leads, and she's not gonna be like, is it weird that we have this lady on my vagina? She just is doing what she's told.

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And if Pharrell isn't mad about it, I don't know, I'm not mad about it.

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No, and if you look at the embroidery all over the outfit, it's actually really beautiful. Like, these faces embroidered into lace. I've never seen that before. So, I'm going to say that, like, I think this is okay.

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It's not just Rosa. Yeah. She's obviously the most recognizable fudge. Right.

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Yes. Every couple of years she parts with her stylist. It's like always a big deal. Remember Monica Rose?

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It was like actually the family stylist. And that was bigger news because there was like drama. They like made it seem like Monica was stealing from them. And we never got like closure on that. That's like one of my Roman empires. But Dani, her stylist, who's like on the show all the time. Super Dani. Yeah.

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Yes, and since Joan Rivers has passed and everybody's afraid of being mean, Jackie and I are here just to let everyone know. It's her job to take up the mantle. We will do it. We will say what needs to be said, even though I actually don't have that many mean thoughts from last night. No, me neither. I actually have one overarching main thought. Okay. Sorry, no, that's mean.

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It's just so crazy because it's like Kim and her style. Kim style, Kim style, Kim style, Kim style. And Kim has not had good style. Like I don't care who's behind it. Even with Kanye, like she has not had good style for a while. And I feel like there was the sweatpants era. And yes, it was influential and people loved it. But like, I don't know. I'm like, why is she the style maven?

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I don't feel like I've seen anything that she's worn in seriously five years and been like, oh, I need that.

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I mean, it's just so unoriginal, like the whole body thing, like not to be such a grandma. Maybe it's just because I'm jealous because I've never been fatter, but like just so over it, like tight waist body con tits out for the boys. It's like, sure. But like, why don't you try a like something?

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And they had worked together on this cover photo shoot for a magazine I'd never heard of and a cover I never saw. And I guess they really hit it off and she really loved the work that was done. So that was the beginning of their beautiful new friendship.

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Yeah. Hailey Bieber's after party look was really sweet too.

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Yeah. And then she also had another dress in between that she should have worn to the Met Gala.

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That's how I've always felt about Lala. She's the perfect person to have at the top. She's professional. Everybody knows her. And I felt as though she sort of rested on her laurels this year. And she like I think they need to take the job away from her because now it's just like she's come to expect it and she's not doing her best.

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It was like, it had like a collared shirt, like a part of it. It was just like a little bit more on theme and it was like the same level of blazer as the other one.

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Oh, yeah, I watch it. Timothy Chalamet. It's such a busy night. I had to watch a Mechella on the computer on my lap while the Nick game was on the TV. And the Brunson boys? Ben was watching in the other room, and I wanted to be together. I'm like, all right, I'll be a martyr. I'll watch... The Met Gala. It was like the end. I was getting so bored on the live stream. It never fucking ended.

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And they actually won, so he missed for something.

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Oh, he was just watching? He didn't even go to Boston?

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He does. They were being so dramatic. And I know I told you I would keep you updated on what's going on with Jordan Woods' boyfriend. Jackie, nobody on the planet played worse sports than her boyfriend last night. And he like wouldn't just, sometimes it's not your night, you know? And you have to acknowledge that and just like pass the ball to OG because it was OG's night, you know?

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And he just like kept trying to make fetch happen and making it worse. And then we'd like take him out and put him back in. And like, he just needed to be a support. Like he's been the star for like a couple of games. So he was getting used to that sort of treatment. But listen, it's not your night and you have to pass it to Brunson. Yeah. Ben wanted to kill Jordan Woods' boyfriend last night.

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Like, he was so bad. Like, really, really bad. Ultimately, the team pulled it off. It was a crazy game. Like, the Knicks are so the underdog in this series. I was actually really happy for Ben. Like, he was... You should have seen him. He was actually being so crazy. Yeah.

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At the Lakers. He's not even a Laker fan. What the hell was that?

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Yeah. I would love to see them. The first game at the Garden is on Saturday. You should go courtside next to Kylie. I actually told Ben. I said, you should go to the game. And don't worry about me because Jackie's in town. I'm good.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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I could go. Oh, let's go together. Courtside. Courtside. She's not, by the way, Ben keeps sending me links. He's like, we should go. And I'm like, I said, if you find like a party seat, I'm huge right now. I can't sit in a tiny little seat. Like I need a suite. I need something party. I'm sorry. Okay. If you find, if you find, I'm like, you're like a, you know, a finagler.

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If you find something party, I will go. He's sending me step up seats. He's like, these are, it's actually an amazing deal. $14,000 for a ticket. Like I,

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Okay, so then Teyana and Egon Wodum downtown, downstairs. Teyana Taylor, speaking into a microphone is not for you. I think that you have more skills, and I don't think you should do this again. I thought Egon Wodum was great, and I felt like Teyana kept, like, talking over her.

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you know what, we actually got a lot of mixed responses on the crib theory yesterday. I thought everyone was going to be on my side. Like, Jackie's crazy. No, they were like, you know what, like for your first baby, like I'm getting the crib that I want. So it's not a perfect theory. It's not a perfect theory.

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I was going to say, honestly, I'm not sure.

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I'm not in the mood to like mingle. Unless you want to give me your suite. Like, I'm sorry. I don't want to like talk to other people.

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By the way, I decided long ago that Deer Toasters is getting pushed to tomorrow. I promise we will do it tomorrow. Okay. To the DTQ. I know you're going to say, like, again, you guys, I'm sitting in the chair for 90 minutes. Are you crazy? I'm not okay. My back is killing me. Like, I have to move every hour. Support women. But I heard your cries. It will be done this week.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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And she works at Condé Nast. Go protest outside her office building. Go. Protest. Peacefully. It was a great Met Gala. Honestly, I feel like years past have definitely been disappointing. I think overall my biggest disappointment was like just the elk of people. Yeah. not only were so many missing from the red carpet, but I saw a bunch of losers.

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And Egon knows everyone, because most of these people have come in and done SNL, so they could... That was, like, the initial... Like, they always had something to talk about, whether it be SNL. And so I think she did a good job, and Teyana Taylor, like... might've been my best dress, but she was one of the worst interviewers and she could not figure out how to talk into the microphone.

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Or who had fake vaccination cards. That was like a blind item that was going around, like a list of celebrities who made fake, because celebs are like notoriously anti-vax. They're very like non-talks. Right. And there was like a rumor about a couple of, I'm not going to say who, a couple of celebrities who had fake vaccination cards. Yeah.

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I actually found my COVID vaccine card the other day because I'm sweeping. Yeah.

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and um you have to put it in a time capsule i kept it of course even though like i don't need it i'm like this is not like the sweeper but you can't like that's just like a piece of her history no it's so not like the sweeper kids one day it was killing me because like i should have thrown it out but me and ben's like they were brand new you used to need them to get in places like some people had them laminated i'm surprised i didn't because i was going out so hard back then like it was actually really crazy to see like maybe you'll go somewhere and they're like where's your vax card and

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I have a photo of it too, which is like how I used to get into clubs and stuff, you know, like you would just, I wasn't bringing it. So DTQ, we'll see you tomorrow. Thank you so much. I don't even have time to do the wrap up. You guys, my back is broken.

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And I just feel like that's kind of basic when you're an interviewer. So the Vogue live stream, I didn't watch E, I watched Vogue exclusively because it's literally the Vogue Macal. I don't know why I would be watching E when she's like on the carpet, like with the worst access. Yeah, Vogue has the best access. Yeah, and they have two stops.

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Yeah, I just, I think they needed an overhaul in terms of their audio, their video, and their hired talent.

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Yes, they did. They were having way more tech issues down there. I did not hear one thing. And every person who came by wasn't told to talk into the microphone, although I assume it's just sort of like... It's just kind of understood. Like, we're giving you a microphone. Talk into it. But they had this booth. It should have been completely, like, soundproofed. It was really poor quality.

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So I just wish the conversations were more interesting.

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I wish there were more like true uggo looks that I could read to Bill. No, it wasn't an uggo night. It wasn't an uggo night and I feel like everybody really tried to toe the line of being like respectful and... So I don't have that many mean thoughts, but there is there are two people who were so hideously dressed.

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You think I wouldn't be going hard on a woman?

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I didn't say ugly. I said, I didn't say they were ugly.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Men don't make an impact. They do nothing.

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Everything else is super positive, but one of my rants that I need to go on is a niche mean comment. But other than that, I actually thought it was quite fabulous. Yes.

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Yeah, no, it was an easier night for men, which has never happened.

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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I get so many questions because I did GLP-1. People being like, where do I go? Who do I talk to? Does insurance cover it? I'm like, sorry, I'm not a medical provider. But the fact that Roe is coming up with all these different ways just to help people understand these medications I love. And I think a huge concern is like, is your insurance going to cover it?

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First Chooseday in May: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025

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Because it's the difference of so much money per month. And their free insurance checker is kind of like a fabulous item. So go to ro.co slash toast for your free insurance check. That's ro.co slash toast to see if your insurance covers GLP-1s for free. Go to ro.co slash safety for black box warning and full safety information about GLP-1 medications. Thank you, TLP ones.

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All right, let's dive in again. We are on the Vogue. Check the link in our description. Follow along with us.

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Oh, obviously true to Trini fashion. I had my worst before I had my best.

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If you wore any type of suit, tuxedo, you were automatically in dress code marked safe. You can be in theme and then we can decide from there. Some people truly showed up saying, and they were admitting this in her interview, Anne Hathaway, like, yeah, no, I'm not in theme. I'm here to...

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But how? She literally didn't explain how her outfit was inspired by him. It was Carolina Herrera.

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That's what she said. She said, I just wore this outfit because I knew Andre would love it. I'm sorry. Like that's not in theme. I also have to call out Queen Miley Cyrus. Like seriously, try less to be in theme.

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Through the night with the light from above.

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From the mountains to the prairies to the oceans, white with fire. God bless America, my home sweet home God bless America, my home sweet home

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I fucking love that song. Me too. All of the American anthems really slay the house down boots. I have a fun game for us to play. Okay. Oh my God. You have a game? It's a fusion of like Toast Games X Election Day. Okay. So we're going to predict the election outcome right now. Okay. By playing our heart game. So right now we're going to make a heart.

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If we can make a heart, that means that Kamala will win, but then we'll do it again for Trump.

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Okay. And then it's a tie if we both get it. And by the way, what if we don't get it for either of them? Well, then we didn't predict the election. OK. And don't forget, we did predict the Super Bowl that one year. So OK, ready? Three. Just place your hand. And three, two, one. This will tell you if Kamala will win.

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Okay. Honestly, I kind of slayed that one. It felt really right. Okay. Now we'll see if Trump will win. And if they both get it, then there could be like a tie. And then we will find out for weeks. But there could be a tie anyway. Like that could happen. Okay.

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Let the chips fall where they may. We're at the inflection point. We made it. It's almost over. And congrats.

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Yes. Electoral college. If the numbers shake out that way. I feel like there's no way that they could. No.

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Like you're telling me the electoral college didn't think that through? No. There's processes for if there's a tie, but it could happen. So Selina Meyer, by the way.

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It's so Selina Meyer. OK, ready? And three, two, one. I do think the outcome will be different because you're doing something different right now. Am I? You seem like first. Anyways, like so either one of them or they're both probably wrong.

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I would bet that they're both wrong.

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So there you have it. Not to spoil the evening for you.

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Should we also flip a coin? Heads for Kamala, tails for Trump. I don't have a coin in here. Me neither. Who the fuck has a coin these days? Actually, I have like a car, a coin jar in my home because like I never know what to do with like random coins I find in like Ben's pants. So I started a jar. There's like six dollars in there now.

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Also, like I find random bills in my house, like euros and shit from like the three times I've ever traveled.

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International. And I don't know what to do with it. So it's in that jar, too. It's kind of like a weird jar.

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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You could take it all to the bank one day and they can get it. Yeah, I could. I definitely could. I saw Zach just text me he's going to the market. You know what? Ground chicken. I was going to make a beef chili, but I didn't want to.

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Yeah, I'm doing ground chicken chili today. One, it's what I had, but it was what I was looking for. It was my number one choice. Ground chicken is the best. Because Ben saw our Instagram post yesterday. He said, oh, we're making chili tomorrow. I said, yeah, we are. And he was like... He had to like kind of sit me down. I think he thought I was going to be adversarial.

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Congrats for making it through. It's a tough time, election season. People become really insufferable, especially if you work in the public sphere. Best of luck to you. And we made it through. And honestly, I'm proud. Yeah. And we're going to have a chili to celebrate. Yes, I'm defrosting meat as we speak. I said, Ben, get on it. Ben's golfing. So I am forced to make the chili today.

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And he was like, we have to talk to Jackie. Like enough with this like meat alternative turkey. Ben hates ground turkey.

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By the way, I'm so off of turkey. Me too. And you know what it's from? Remember that night that we cooked turkey lettuce wraps at my house?

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Jackie, that ruined ground turkey for me. Can we talk about how disgusting those were?

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It was in the spring when Claudia was here. She makes these lettuce wraps with Ben. So we made it. I only had turkey. So we did ground turkey. And it was like so yucky. It was so yucky.

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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It was so turkey. By the way, we might as well have seriously been eating a live turkey. That's how turkey it tasted. I'm so glad that you, because we all were eating it. We're like, oh, it's good. We didn't want to acknowledge that this thing we all collectively spent all day on was fucking disgusting. But when we went upstairs, Ben was like, that was fucking disgusting.

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I'm like, listen, you can't be rude. Somebody is cooking for us. We're in their house.

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The thing is, it was the turkey of it all. It was the turkey.

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And before that, I used to make turkey, ground turkey, all the time. It's weirdly, they always have kosher ground turkey at my grocery store, so it's really accessible for me. Whenever I would make meatballs, I'd make them with the ground turkey. And I had a couple of bad turkey incidents in the last few months.

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And I actually made ground turkey last night because I had it in my fridge because it's accessible at the grocery store and I was going to put in my chili for tonight. And I was like, I don't fucking want chili. So I made this Weight Watchers turkey skillet.

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So when I was on Weight Watchers, they really push ground turkey because it's zero points. And like, I'm such a big portion eater. Like when I was like, I was abusing the Weight Watchers system by seriously having like 65 turkey meatballs, but they're actually not good. That's why it's free points. It's just like so turkey. It's so turkey. And it's like, You understand now?

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Because at first, when I was first introduced to it, like I must have been eating something that was made really well because I was like, wow, if I could just swap out everything I eat for ground turkey, like all my tacos and my chili, like I'll be thin. Oh, my God. It's not that simple. It's disgusting.

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So last night I had a taco salad with turkey and it was fine. But like, I don't want a turkey chili. I have, I took out two packs of ground beef and they're defrosted. I was going to do a beef chili. I don't love a beef chili. It's just like a little fatty. Oh, it's just a little beef for me is a little heavy.

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Like I'm at this age of this kind of era in my life. And ground meat is my favorite thing to have for dinner. Like, oh my gosh, it's like meatballs, tacos. Yeah, we got one on the attachment to the KitchenAid. Like ground meat is my favorite, you know, meat of choice. And I'm really like the last year, ground chicken is so underrated.

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Ground chicken is the best of the ground. So Zach is going to get me ground chicken and now we'll be having chicken chili. And if you are following my chili recipe, if it's not too late, swap out the ground turkey. Like it's so turkey. It's so turkey.

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Also Taylor Strecker makes her chicken chili with rotisserie chicken. So it's like pre-cooked and it like saves so much time. Oh, that's another thing. And she shreds it up and it's actually really good. And hers is a Weight Watchers chicken. It's a Weight Watchers recipe. And you know, chicken breasts, like white meat on a rotisserie is zero points too.

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So we're screwed. We're screwed. Yeah. We deserve better. Ben's like, I can start the chili when I get home at like four. He should have started it before he had it out for the day. Put it in the crock and let it sit. Yeah, so it'll be an adventure. Turdy's, you know, Turdy's cooking adventures. They're always, you know, fun and exciting.

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And it's so good. By the way, I'd like to challenge you. If you're cooking chili today, like why not follow my recipe? I am. Oh, you are? Yeah, of course. Except Ben was like, you can't make it with turkey. I said I would never. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. But you've never like followed my chili recipe. So I'm excited.

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah, I don't like really follow recipes in general. So don't be offended that I like avoided yours.

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But like that way we can ensure success.

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And cook it in the crusade and then move it to the crock. No, I'm just leaving it in the crusade. Okay, but remember to stir.

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I'm using your crock pot you got me.

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I got Jackie such a nice gift, like a sickening crock pot. From Laura Ashley. It's Laura Ashley for Dolce & Gabbana.

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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It literally looks like Dolce & Gabbana. It's sick. It's so, I like, even if you had got me like a Dolce & Gabbana, like Sicily printed crock pot, like this one's more beautiful. It's really gorgeous, except for the Laura Ashley logo, but we'll just, we'll scuff it out. I don't know Laura Ashley. I actually, I posted my wallpaper yesterday and to rave reviews, everyone's really like it.

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But some people were like, this is so Laura Ashley. I'm like, I don't know her, but she sounds fabulous.

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There's nothing wrong with her or her company. Her logo is huge. Like it literally takes up like too much of the crock pot.

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But like, I don't know Laura Ashley. Do you know her? In a personal sense, no. No, like what's your association with her?

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Okay, my association with her is like lots of commercials in Florida. I feel like when we used to like sit on those- Maybe we should be friends. And those big Lazy Boy recliners at Grammy and Pop's house, like and she was always watching the Food Network. I feel like I would see like a million Laura Ashley commercials.

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Oh, it's very like Martha. It's like really pretty, but reasonably priced homewares.

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Interesting. And when I think of Laura Ashley, like does she have stores on the highway, like next to rooms to go?

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It definitely gives that sort of energy. Although I don't know if she's in the brick and mortar space. Because if she has a big store on the highway, like I gotta go. Yeah. Let me, this is Laura Ashley's store locator. Okay.

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oh by the way laura ashley's crushing it selling on wayfair macy's laura ashley usa yeah they have stores oh but they sell like in a lot of other stores like bed bath and beyond yeah let me see if she has a store near me i think i gotta go support my girl yes they have stores and they have a website yeah it's also i feel like one of the early 2000s brands that i didn't know was still around okay so it's ashley store

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Oh, Ashley Home Furniture? Is that, she rebranded? No, no, no. Or is that different?

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I don't know if it's different, but that's why I think she has stores on the highway because I'm thinking of Ashley. But is Ashley Laura Ashley? Sound off in the comments. I'm not rage baiting. We're not rage baiting. We're just genuinely asking questions.

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Do you find that you maybe rage bait sometimes? No. Like I avoid any sort of negative backlash, like the plague. Like I try and sit here every day and just be so likable and amenable and wonderful. I would never.

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So we'll just see where it takes us. I had wanted to start mine before the toast today, but I just ran out of time. But it's okay. I'll still be, if I start right after the toast and then put it in the crock, like we'll be good. On time for dinner time. But it would have been nice to have that behind me.

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I think people definitely think that I do. And even when I say that I don't, they like wouldn't believe me. I say what's on my heart, you know?

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I don't say anything like for the clicks. I wish I did. Yeah, I wish you did too. Yeah, I don't like say a hot take like just to say it. No, my God. Just to have something new to say. You guys trust and believe. It's hard to say a hot take.

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it's not um i've just looked at the time i do feel like we like kind of have a little bit of a job to do i've been looking at the time as well and i know we have a job to do and feel free to do the ads i'm not in any rush to like get to these stories well the lack of rush is brought to you by first aid beauty there are certain things in life that we should not settle for and skincare should be no different don't let your daily moisturizer get away with the bare minimum

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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It will not clog your pores. It's not greasy. It'll really like sink into your skin. Let it sit for like a couple of minutes and then do your whole makeup routine. And like you will see such a big difference in how your makeup lays on your face. So the dry skin cycle ends here. Demand more from your moisturizer and order First Aid Beauty's Ultra Repair Cream today.

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The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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So something major happened to me yesterday. I haven't really spoken about this like publicly in a while. I speak about it in my personal life all the time. But as you guys know, around, you know, Q1 of this year, I decided to be a woman of my word, which is what we were talking about yesterday, how important it is. And I decided to, you know, set up an encampment outside of Bloomingdale's.

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But with Saks.com and their holiday gift guide, you'll be able to find the perfect gifts for him, for her. They have beauty gifts, gifts for kids. We all need a little inspiration when it comes to holiday shopping and Saks.com provides you with just that.

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They also can help you find your own holiday looks, whether you want to buy a gift for yourself, if you have a lot of corporate parties, holiday parties, trips to the Cape, right, of course, clam bakes, things of that nature, and you want to look fabulous, they have the best clothes, the best everything at Saks.com. You can upgrade your party looks.

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Get ready to be the best gift giver ever and find gifts guaranteed to bring joy for every hard to shop for person this season. Let's make this holiday season memorable for you and your loved ones. Today's episode is also brought to you by Armra. I feel like Armra is like the name on everybody's lips these days. Everybody's taking off. Armoura Colostrum.

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I'm one of their biggest customers in their restaurant.

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If you want to chit chat about anything else. So much pressure.

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Is this about Jason Kelsey apologizing? I felt sick watching it. No, literally it's about Jason Kelsey apologizing and how you felt sick watching it.

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Jason Kelsey expresses remorse over heated moment. He slammed students phone to the ground. So as predicted.

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jason kelsey issued an apology about the slur that he used in response to the slur that was used in the phone slamming and the apology was not the tone that i expected so he is expressing remorse for the incident he said quote listen i'm not happy with anything that took place i'm not proud of it in a heated moment i chose to greet hate with hate and i just don't think that's a productive thing i really don't i don't think that it leads to discourse and is the right way to go about things

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I eat there. That's not what I thought. Because what I thought you were going to say, which is, by the way, like you missed 10 months sober.

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He said he fell down to a level that he shouldn't have. The bottom line is I try to live my life by the golden rule. That's what I've always been taught. I try to treat people with common decency and respect. And I'm going to keep doing that moving forward. Even though I fell short this week, I'm going to do that moving forward and continue to do that.

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Like if I thought Jason Kelsey had actually done something wrong, this is actually an amazing apology. Like I felt like he really, like the remorse came through. It wasn't cookie cutter at all. I'm listening and learning and doing better.

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And he definitely didn't have a script. He probably intentionally asked for no script and just wanted it to come from the heart. So he actually, I read it pretty quickly, but he says it very slowly. He's like thinking of what to say.

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I must. Yeah, I know because I like lied when it was nine and I just like moved on.

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And he's clearly emotional. Like it seemed so genuine. Like, and... I understand, because the more I even thought about it, how we were talking about yesterday, how the Kelsey brothers are weirdly these athletes, but they're so brand safe, and they have the cereal and the TV shows. And I forget, he also has this huge ESPN contract, and that's where he made the apology.

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So I understand why he did it. I'm sure it was...

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he was told that he asked to for a multitude of reasons I don't think he did anything wrong I don't think Jason Kelsey is a homophobe whatsoever I think he's a king um I'm glad he just addressed I'm glad they didn't like take him off the air for a week like I'm glad he was able to it's over now like it is over I really don't think there's like a long any long-lasting damage done to his career I don't think this changes the way people see him if he's you know people very favorably people like him like it's just I was watching and I'm like there are people who do fucking terrible things and never apologize like I

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I know, but like now it was the time to do it.

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Yeah, but I had already done it. I posted in feed. I couldn't post twice.

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can't right like it just for him to have to debase himself like this when we both agree and i think a lot of people agree like not we know him nothing terrible and we know we trust clearly like he's so mad at himself and it's like forgive yourself jason you know i just feel like the apology was like so big yeah and the crime was not

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the biggest no and what's the lesson here right I think of course he said he's the lesson what is the takeaway don't mess with Jason when he's on a breakaway like the lesson I think for him is like you know don't greet hate with hate for me the lesson is he needs to start acting like a real celebrity and like start taking advantage of like underground tunnels and security guards like every time I see him he's like walking with regular people in big crowds at sporting events like sitting in the stands stop it you're literally so famous

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Oh, I thought you deleted it. No, no, no, no. I thought that's what you were saying because that's what you started in January that you said you were going to do and you did it.

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I know, but that's really why people love him. I know. He goes to the tailgates and he does the keg stands. Like, if he starts acting and getting, like, Secret Service, like, then he doesn't have that Jason Kelsey factor. And I think people will still love him, but, like, it takes away from, that's, like, his trade. But somebody's got to give. I know.

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I don't know. And he was emceeing or whatever Travis' game, because Monday Night Football was last night. Travis and his team played the Buccaneers.

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The Buccaneers or the Travises? The Travises. Well, that does lead us to our next story because Taylor was at the game. Taylor was having a big week. She has completed her Eris US leg. Yes. And she has one more show. One more city. One more weekend of barras in Vancouver. Did you know that Snitch is trying to go to that?

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No, what I started in QN is that, like I said, I would not be supporting this restaurant any longer because I'm just like tired of eating, you know, food that isn't good. And so I have literally not eaten there once. Not once since I said I'm such a woman of my word. But Shannon was in town yesterday and we wanted like a light swirly lunch. You have to see the sights.

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It's in Toronto, which makes Snitch going a lot less crazy because it's a 45-minute flight and Vancouver is like a six-hour flight.

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Rage bait. Dragon doesn't respect Canada. Um... I didn't know that, but it makes sense. I think a lot of people like last ditch effort, especially from the Northeast. Like it's really easy to get to Toronto from lots of parts.

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I guess it would be like going to Boston. I think I'll go to Boston.

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It's seriously like going to Boston with a passport.

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And we know that Margo would just go to Boston on a dime. A thousand percent. Is it this weekend? No, Margo's here. Margo's coming here today. Did you guys know that? Oh, right, right, right, right. She's coming to see her sister. She's coming to see me. I'm so excited. So I also, the chili needs to be great because like. It's the first thing she's going to taste when she arrives. It's so true.

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So I think it's next weekend. And then she was also – I got all this from the Redheads. We recorded yesterday, so now I know everything that's going on with her. She's also trying to go to Vegas for Adele's last show. Okay.

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Did you know that about her? I didn't, but I know she's seen the Eros tour a couple of times, and I would recommend if she's going to, like, make a last-ditch effort, she should go to Vegas. Like, to see Adele, like, it is –

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And she's in her Adele era. She's really been appreciating Adele. Now I tried to say on the episode, like, I don't think you need to go to Toronto for eras, but I also didn't want to start. Enable, yeah. I didn't want to go there. Like I didn't want to bring. She didn't want to rage bait that community. On the redheads, like seriously, the most non-controversial podcast of all time.

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Actually, I don't know that to be true. I feel like the redheads are always making crazy controversies. I'm always reading about it.

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I know. Well, if you listen to the redheads, you know we get a little crazy. But on our face, we're just reading. The readheads. The readheads. You guys should check out the redheads. Claudia, you have to read the book that way. I know.

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I'm going to wait and choose it for my own book club.

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It was so fantastic. We had a really good time on the episode. It drops Thursday. But anyways, all's to say, Taylor's era's US done. One more weekend of eras. Like, what are we thinking, Sam?

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What are we thinking? Here's what I'm thinking. Like, and at this point, I have no proof. And I actually don't think that this is what's going to happen. But like, I actually need it to. I need these two to get married. Like, it's, you know, she's in the suite with Andrea and Mama Kels. Like, These people, Jason's over here putting his entire career on the line defending her.

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Like, they're a family. And what do families do? They get married. They're a family.

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No, obviously I'm very toxic. Like, and I'm more traditional. So I'm like, they need to get married and have babies. Like, whatever. And maybe that's not Taylor's journey. And I apologize for putting, like, my expectations on her. But that's what I would like to see happen. Like, she did this amazing thing. She's the most successful person in the world. Like, yeah, she could keep, like, hustling.

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And it was like really just what we needed. We wanted like sodas and salads and wraps. Like we just... So I went, and let me say, I crossed the picket line, so I'm a scab. I'm a scab. We already knew that. Yeah, I'm a big time scab. And it was so good. You know why it was good?

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Very like Kim Kardashian. I want to do this and that and that. Or you could just bloom where you're planted. You have this amazing boyfriend who's so successful in his own right. Things seem to be going so well. Your families blend so well together. You just came off this huge feat. You have the admiration, love, and respect of everyone on the globe. Invest in yourself. Take time. Have a piece.

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If that's what you want. If that's what you want, obviously. But I do feel like that's what she wants. She's so traditional, hopeless, romantic.

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I mean, every song she's ever written is about love and romance and a traditional love story. So to think that that's not what she wants. Everything she's ever said has pointed us towards like, Yeah, so I'm just assuming here. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage.

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So I'm making assumptions for sure based on just information, but I think that's what she wants. And I would just love to see her slow down a little bit and invest in her personal life and just be with Travis and get married and hang out with her family. Being on tour, especially a tour of this size, and like, you know... like she was in Shanghai or no, she wasn't in Shanghai.

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She was in like Singapore. Like she went everywhere. Like the far Australia, the farthest steps, just like lay, go to Travis's games, live in Kansas city, hang out with Brit. Like I'm all about like slowing down.

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I agree. I do think that perhaps the surrogate is due in January.

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Oh, Jackie is convinced that like they already have a baby on the way.

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And yeah, because what I saw at Arras, like when she said, I'm having his baby. No, I'm not. Archer. So the no, I'm not means like the surrogate's having it. Oh, OK. OK. Archer means that it's Travis's, of course. Of course. I'm having his baby because like she will have his baby, but she's not having his baby.

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And the only real like proof, not proof or like support for this theory that I have, but it's just not a theory. It's more of like my hopes and wishes is that like she very well could have kept doing this tour. Why did she have to end it? Like she is, this is like the third leg she's announced. Do another one, like do a flip.

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Everybody, you could sell it and you could keep going and you could, but she didn't. So. She obviously wanted to make space for like maybe, you know, writing new music and recording new music is a great job to have when you're settled down. You just, she has a studio in every house that she lives in. Like you don't have to be traveling and being so crazy. Like, I don't know.

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The reason why I think it's like a surrogate because if she were to be getting pregnant, then she could only like start the process in December and it takes like a while and then to be pregnant. And like by the time she actually has a baby, she'll have to go back to work. Doesn't she want to be home with her baby? She could start in January when the surrogate is due.

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Steve Trousers and Glasses, yeah.

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No, I'm telling you, I actually don't think that they would go the surrogate route, honestly. Travis is such like a physical person, you know? I feel like he would just knock her up, you know?

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yes but i don't know if this conversation is so offensive or not but this is what we're women we're the ones who would be offended by it right so true and like taylor could maybe she's the only one who could be offended but like she's doing okay you know yeah and she's as far as i know she doesn't listen so we're good we've never ever heard it's not like kylie with the manicure and the trees like yeah there's no murmurings that taylor's ever heard the show so like

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I don't know if they were having a good day, like I happened to just catch them on a good day, because that happens, or that was my impact.

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We're safe. A tree falls in the wood, but no one hears it. Is it offensive?

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No, it's a good point. And I think Taylor, if she ever heard it, would know like we're speaking out of love and like just sheer desperation. Like I would love this journey. I just, I really want them to get married. And I don't need like pictures. You don't need a Vogue wedding. Like I just want them to be married. Like I want them, I love them.

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I don't, I think that a baby is more possible than a marriage. I think marriage is just really complicated legally when you're like tailored.

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So I can do without that, but I would love for them to start a family. Sorry, I said it. I said it. I would just love for them to settle down, whatever that means for them. Yeah. I'm having his baby. Because also, Travis has said, plain as day, he wants a family. So if she doesn't, then that would mean that they probably won't make it long term.

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Right, because that's like an actual deal breaker for people, no matter how great a relationship is. If one wants kids and the other doesn't, and neither are willing to budge.

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And neither, I guess people could change their minds, but if they're like, if they're not going to budge, then they shouldn't be together and they shouldn't budge because you deserve to have the life that you want.

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No, you needed some distance. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. When you're eating it every single day, you become accustomed to the taste and you become more in the weeds as opposed to having it fresh. You miss the whole experience.

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Of course, no. And I do think when you're dating past a certain age, like you kind of address that almost immediately because to be in an almost two year long relationship with somebody who you have this huge disagreement on, on like kind of a deal breaker, it's really, it's not a relationship worth pursuing at that point. So I think that they're probably on the same page.

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Yeah, they've had this conversation because we know that he wants kids. That would ergo mean if A equals B, B equals C, Taylor wants kids.

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I'm having a baby. And these are the kinds of conversations we're going to have on election day when there's not much more to talk about.

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It's so true. We're just avoiding landmines. We're going to guess when Taylor Swift is having her first baby. When is the surrogate due? When? And what do you think the responsibility of being tailors of surrogate is? Because I always felt that with Kim Kardashian. And she had talked a lot about the surrogacy process. And I don't know. They never put her on the show. But we knew so much about her.

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And that's a big responsibility. Being a surrogate is the most big responsibility there could be.

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I wonder if surrogacy is legal in Missouri. Oh, right. There's a lot of litigious policies. Because a lot of people go to California to do it because they have really lax policies around surrogacy.

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Yeah, and actually up until last year, you couldn't even do it in New York. I remember Andy Coleman was always advocating for that because he had two babies via surrogates. And I think he also went to California.

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Because I was going to say, wherever she's spending a lot of time, Jackie, is it on the ballot this year? No, no, no. Why'd you gasp? Because if she had been going to LA a lot, I'd say, oh, the surrogate's in LA. Surrogacy is legal in Missouri. Got it. And that's why she's happy to go to Missouri, and they got the new house with the wing for the surrogate. Jackie.

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I'm telling you, I don't think, I mean, there's a million reasons why someone would have a surrogate, but I don't see, I think for most people, it's like, it's not your first choice, right? Yeah. It's like you're kind of left with no.

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No, no, no, no, no. Trust me. I know when my wraps aren't made with love. like yesterday's wrap was made with love. And I always like request extra toasted and they never toast it. But like this time it was like, there was tangible differences. And I really, I'm not, I'm not saying it's my impact. Cause it could have just been an off day.

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I don't think- When time is very precious, this shaves like a whole year off the process. Right, right, right.

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Something to think about. And I also feel like becoming a billionaire was something that was really important to Taylor. Like, you know, these milestones, certain things like are oddly important to her. And you think like, well, if that was me, I wouldn't care. But she cares about album of the year. She cares. And I think she cares about being like the first woman billionaire solely for music.

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And she did just recently cross that threshold. So it's like everything she's really ever wanted has come true. And where do you go from there? It's kind of like when Kylie got pregnant, it was like, what else was she going to do? She was a billionaire. She had everything she ever wanted. She was a top of the game, biggest celebrity. Really, what else do you, what can you do after that?

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except just like settle down and like settle into it. That's why it was like so crazy when Kylie got pregnant. But now in retrospect, like it really wasn't. Like she was what, 20? No, it was so crazy. But really, what else was she gonna do? Like she had nothing to do. She had already done everything.

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Yeah. You know? Mm-hmm. Are you ready for our next story? Number three? Yeah. Another lady in love. Who? Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater have gone Instagram official a year and change into their relationship. Actually, who knows how long, because apparently all this stuff happened that we don't know about. But the two of them have gone Instagram official.

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Steve Glass, George Glass. His name is Steve Glass. So yes, we have sort of done away with the Fast Five. This is gonna be an election day special where we're gonna break down everything that's happening county by county, vote by vote. Swing state by swing state. Swing state by swing state. I think that's what everybody wants.

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They attended the Wicked premiere in Sydney on Sunday and shared their first photo together on social media on Monday. She shared a cute image of herself leading Ethan down some stairs among, in a carousel of other images. And he posted that picture too. And she tagged him.

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Yeah, so it's so funny, and I know you don't know this, so the Jennifer Hudson Show, the talk show hosted by Jennifer Hudson. I think I know it. They do this very cute trend that's really been very good for the show, because I feel like her talk show kind of like was in free fall. I feel like it wasn't making a lot of waves.

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And now on social media, they do this thing where every time a guest comes out of their green room and walks to set, all the production members, like producers, PA, they line the hallway and they do like a cute little song and dance and cheer for the person. So they're like, eat, Vince later, eat, eat. Like they make something up and it's really cute. So, so many have gone viral.

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The first one I saw was like Gwen Stefani. She had no idea she comes out of the dressing room. She's like, what the fuck? And seeing how people like get involved, it's like so funny. Really like, it humanizes a lot of celebrities and it's this really fun thing. that they've been doing. And the Ethan Slater one, he went on Jennifer Hudson and he got one and the video went so viral.

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And like, literally that was the catalyst for people now, like have completely changed their tune. He's not like ugly SpongeBob. They're like, Ari, I get it. I get it. I let him, I let him ram me with a 10 foot pole. Like it's, yeah, it's so crazy.

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I saw the video. I just want to tell you.

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The internet is so fucking like wishy-washy. It takes the tiniest thing to like turn them completely. But there has definitely been a shift in the Ethan Slater rhetoric. And a lot of it, I'm telling you, has to do with that Jennifer Hudson video. I saw the video and that was not my takeaway. No, so funny. Tana Mongeau replied to it and she was like, you guys are so fucking finicky.

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Like, and I go back in a couple of days and it's back to break. So I'm cautiously optimistic.

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Like at first it's like, ew, who's this ugly gap tooth bitch? And now it's like, oh, I let him ram me with a semi truck. Like it's so crazy how like fickle the internet and like the people's opinions are, you know? But I saw the video. And what did you think about it?

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Like I wasn't moved. No, neither was I. It didn't like, it wasn't, it was congruous with the Ethan Slater that I know.

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Okay, so I saw actually a video that I totally should have sent to you. So he's being interviewed on the red carpet and someone, I guess this like, I forget what publication it was. Their thing was like asking every person who came by to get interviewed to do the Defying Gravity, like do your version of it. And he did it. And he was seriously so like nasally and SpongeBob-y.

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I think it was a good day plus absence makes the heart grow fonder. And I think if you continue, if you were like, oh, they got their shit together. I'm going to go back every day. You would get to the same place that you were at. No, that's like actually so like offensive and belittling of you.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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He literally sounded like SpongeBob. And my immediate thought was like, okay, SpongeBob is in Wicked. And he was like, oh, that was like, he said, that was a little SpongeBob. Like I put a little too much SpongeBob in it. He like referred to himself. Honestly, that made me like him.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah. That's really funny. He was like, ah, ah, ah, like really SpongeBob. It was literally like somebody said, can you audition for Defying Gravity as SpongeBob? SpongeBob version. Yeah. It was so funny. That's hysterical. And we're getting a lot of like, you know, pictures and videos and photos of them interacting, walking down the stairs together.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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They like are ushered to their seats for the actual premiere and they're holding hands and like they're surrounded by fans. So it's like officially, you know, on. Yeah.

The Toast

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Yeah, and you know what? I think the timing is really good. It's been a very long time. They're still together. They're promoting the movie. It's good for the movie that there's a romance and they're so serious and like they deserve to be out in the public and enjoying their relationship. So even though like, even though.

The Toast

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Right, right. Even though, period.

The Toast

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Even though that. I'm happy for her. I am not so easily swayed, you know, because I'm so stubborn.

The Toast

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It takes a lot for me to change my mind. Time heals most. And so regarding the relationship, like...

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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you're good it's he I'm not good but like I I really do like Ari and like I am trying to trust my fave when she's like you guys it's not at all what what it's been made out to be like and so like I really am trying to I don't know what it could be but like I'm trying to just like trust her yeah and maybe it's like fool me seven times shame on me because like she's always got a serious man and it's always you know but you gotta trust your faves I really do like her

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Like, cause then that's just like assuming that my encampment only began because I got sick of the place. Not like there was an actual flaw in the restaurant.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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But I don't like him. I just want to say, I just want to make that really clear.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I like her too. And honestly, even what I've seen from him, there's not nothing to like.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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He seems like a nice guy. He's like a little nerdy. Claudia, he's not a nice guy.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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The letter. The letter. That he wrote to his Jewish day school.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

2972.19

Oh my God, I totally forgot about this guy. He's a fucking spineless loser. Yeah, he's like a self-hating Jew. Yeah, oh man, I totally forgot. He's horrible. Back, I hate again, sorry. Thank you for reminding me. It's so hard to keep up. Like part of this job when like, and I'm sure like you guys have noticed. By the way, I had to be reminded too recently. I had forgotten.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Really part of this job, especially in the last year, I'm sure you guys have noticed, is really a lot of the times separating the art from the artist. There are some people, I actually will just forget that they've done or said things about Israel or Jews, because if I think about it too much, I'll have to quit this job, for real.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday, arguably the chewiest Tuesday of all Tuesdays because today we're choosing the new president. And Jackson Clotter here to break it all down for you, Steve Kosniacki edition. What's that guy's name? So... Steve Wozniak. Like, so similar. Like, yes, that's his name. Steve Cornicelli, like Alex Cornicelli's brother. Steve Glasses.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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care as much as we do about celebrities, but more about like our Jewish identity and supporting the state of Israel. Like it's actually really fucking hard. So some things I so push out of my mind, even Slater was out of my mind. Cause he's so irrelevant. Honestly, not that I pushed it out of my mind, but there are certain, like some of my faves who I just like, I look past.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah. Yeah. Cause you want to get the job done, but it's like, yeah, separate the art from the artist. But when I don't consume your art, then I don't, then you're all the same to me. So like Ethan Slater, I didn't see SpongeBob live. I I'm not like a fan.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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No, no, that's not what I said. Yes, yes.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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So like, all I know is the letter and the baby.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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The SpongeBob Ladders. The Ladders. He wrote, along with two other freaks, he penned an open letter to the Jewish day school that raised him and just was clowning on them for supporting Israel. It was really the worst thing ever. And it was like, leave your school alone. Yeah. Yeah.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Cause you're like, well, you know, you eat too much.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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So you don't touch the SpongeBob ladders. Are you ready for our next story?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I just said there is a flaw in the restaurant that it's on and off all the time. So you had an on day.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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No. Are you? No. Is it our next story that's brought to you by Skims Perchance? Perchance it is. Holidays are here. Shopping for everyone on your list can definitely be overwhelming. And Skims launched their holiday shop. We'll seriously knock off half the people on your list. So you can finally get into the spirits. It's really the best destination for all your gift giving.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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There's even a few pieces myself that I've been eyeing. So everyone in the family is getting Skims. I just got... their holiday collection. It's like a very Christmassy red type of pajama. Everything Skims makes from like loungewear pajamas for the comfy cozy sets.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I love and I love that they've set up a holiday shop because really it's such an underrated place to shop for gifts, especially if you like it's like a classic joke. Like what are you getting for your mom? A robe. But there's so many people in your life like who comfy cozy is their culture. And Skims is really just like the perfect place to shop.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

3118.152

also like for somebody who you know a little bit more intimately like getting them something nice like bralettes bras undies from skims like it's so high quality it's like such a good gift because it's so functional the fits everybody scoop bralette am i wearing that today no um i took it off right before i came to work it's my favorite bralette ever i call it my indoor bra it's like really supportive for like walking around the house i can't like be walking around the house without a bra

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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You're not understanding. You're not understanding. Okay.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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The Skims Holiday Shop has them packaged in really cute boxes that make it really easy for stocking stuffers. The festive prints have got us in the holiday spirit. I love that they take care of, like, the wrapping, too. Like, you could wrap it, obviously, but the wrapping itself is so cute. Putting it in a stocking or under the tree, like, it's really such, like, a low-lift gift with no hassle.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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So shop the Skims Holiday Shop at Skims.com. Available in styles for women, men, kids, and even pets. Also, they're super size-inclusive, so you'll be able to find what you need. If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know that we sent you. After you place your order, select podcast in the survey and select our show from the drop-down menu that follows.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

318.78

I'm glad for you. It was really good. And I was like, didn't want to be embarrassed in front of Shannon, like taking her to a restaurant that's full of crap. Like, I think she enjoyed it. We had ice cream. We had wraps. We like gossiped for like three hours. And then she was leaving.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

3206.747

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The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And, you know, getting that little bit, that little piece of yourself back is huge. Today's episode is also brought to you by Good Ranchers. It's long been debated at Thanksgiving, is turkey better or ham? Many families have had ruined holidays over this simple question, and if you picked either, you'd be wrong. Because the third incorrect option is a free ham from Good Ranchers worth $110.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

3273.659

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The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Three hours of gossip. I feel like when you debriefed me, I didn't get like three hours worth. Yeah, I was feeling tired. I feel like there's things you're hiding from me.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

3303.735

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The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

3335.152

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The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Thank you, turdian meat. What? Turdian meat. Oh, as opposed to like American? Yeah. Cool. I get my meat from turdian. I get my meat from Good Ranchers. Our next story is today's Martha Stewart news in an effort to rebuild what Martha lost, stolen from her. We shall talk about Martha every day until the job is done. So she's a billionaire again. I love that.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

336.192

And Ben is keeping you from me. Also, she was at my house right before she went to the airport. So she was coordinating her Uber to come pick her up. And literally, she was being kind of like, I mean, I'm like an airport Nazi. I'm always super early. She was just being very relaxed about it. And her flight was out of LaGuardia, which is closest to the city. So I was like, all right, I get it.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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So Bethany Frankel actually took to her TikTok to do a little Martha Stewart story time.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Did you see? I did see, but I didn't watch the whole thing because I felt like it was going to be like a Martha hate train and I wasn't in the mood.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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So it was like a bit of both, but ultimately it sounds like like respect, but also just sharing like anecdotes from her time with Martha over the years. It was an eight part series, which like seems like a lot. That's a lot. Right. Okay. That just seems like a lot.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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No, I can tell you, especially ever since TikTok.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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um release the ability you can do videos up to 10 minutes long there has never been any sort of need for a part two let alone a part eight well maybe a part two maybe but eight parts like come on and maybe that's why i'm not a successful tiktoker because my philosophy is like i refuse to do go to pot two like fuck off put it all in one video like i hate that shit yeah she recalled the few interactions that she had with martha over the years um

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And actually, she's an interesting person to like hear her point of view, because I feel like for a few years, she was probably like a Martha in training. Like she was doing something. Martha was probably like her inspo. Yeah, for sure. So Bethany Frankel had competed on Martha Stewart's show in 2005. That was called The Apprentice Martha Stewart.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And it was like Martha Stewart's version of The Apprentice, which I didn't know that she had. But it makes sense because like she worked with Mark Burnett. Mark Burnett for her talk show. And also like that show sounds amazing. I think I have to go watch it.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Bethany was the runner up. In the past, Bethany has claimed that the two butted heads following the show and now she's spilling the tea. During the series, the TikTok series, let's not get it twisted. She remembered a time when Martha made an appearance on her talk show, Bethany, and called her a pest. I'm screaming.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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She said, while Martha wasn't very nice to Bethany on the show, the host recalled it being a milestone in their relationship because it made her feel more like her peer than, than her apprentice.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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She said, quote, it was my house. She was a guest in my home and I still treated her with honor and respect. She's a tough bitch and I know she's been so challenging and she comes from old school generations. I don't give a good fuck about any of that.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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it's a touching story she built a billion dollar business she went to jail she's been in the clink i know from people who know her that she was never really like the persona she's a fucking broad so don't get it twisted right and that by the way that was something they said in the documentary like they were not ashamed of like she is tough and this thing went viral on tiktok somebody went up to martha like on a red carpet and asked her like martha what is your biggest pet peeve and she said incompetence

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And it's such a good, and you could see that even when she was yelling at that bitch about the knife, someone not doing something right or correctly as Martha sees it, being her biggest pet peeve completely makes sense. And that doesn't always translate as to the nicest person. And I like that they didn't shy away from that in the documentary. Like, yeah, I was tough.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I mean, she had a check bag. She was just being a little loose, a little free-willing. And she's calling herself an Uber. And she realizes her flight is actually out of JFK, which is double the time away. And she's certainly not going to make it. So much drama. She ended up getting on a flight out of LaGuardia. She's okay, but kind of a chaotic day in my house.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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You don't become a billionaire by being soft.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Right. And that also, it's like, that's the level that it takes like to operate at the level that of what she was doing, even in her own home, like to get up every day and like to garden, to cook, to clean. She was remodeling her home and painting the rooms. Like you have to have that sort of drive and like exacting standards. Yeah. Incompetence.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Bethany also told a story that before all of Bethany's success, she alleges that she had another petty interaction at Nobu, um, Bethany noticed Martha sitting across the restaurant and she slid into the booth next to Martha who made a snide comment about a movie Bethany had done in which she was topless.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Bethany said- Oh my God, yeah, that thing went viral. Remember when she was on Housewives, they brought it up and then it got like, because it was before Bethany was ever famous, she like did a movie and there's like a sex scene in it.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Bethany said, she can't stand me. I'm a pest to her. She said to me, oh, I just watched your movie. Swear on my life.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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That's like such a mean thing to say.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah, this is what Bethany said back. She said, oh, she said, oh, I just cut an insider stock tip. Oh, that's a good rebuttal. I feel like Martha would appreciate somebody who can like go back and forth. She said, no exaggeration. Her words, she said, cuntiest of cuntiest interactions of all time.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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That is so funny. Honestly, I do commend Bethany Frankel for her ability to make everything about herself. Like she, she will, she like, and it's something that I do every single day. And sometimes I struggle. I'm like, how can I make this about myself? And I couldn't really figure out a way to make the Martha Stewart documentary about myself. But actually, It's a dinner.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Bethany's ability to always bring the conversation back to herself is something I really, really admire, honestly. And this is just a perfect example of that.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah, and I also feel like she has so many experiences. She's been in the business for so long. Like, okay, I'll listen, even though I'm not on TikTok, so I'm not listening. I support this. You know, if I was on a content team, I'd say posted. I'd maybe say two part series.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I don't think Bethany has a content team. And I think that's why she's as successful as she is. Like there's nobody else fucking around on her page. Like it's literally just her.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah. Remember her show? Which? Bethany. Oh, the competition, like to be her content person, literally. Like it was like The Apprentice.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Oh, The Big B. Big Shot with B. Oh my God. Me and Brian Kelly were obsessed with that show. Big Shot with B or something. It was on HBO Max. It was like one of the first Max original shows back in the day. Oh my God. I totally forgot about that. It was like three years ago.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I'm saying when Max first launched and they like were just putting up like old episodes of Sex and the City and you could watch the new episodes of Game of Thrones. Then they started creating their own original shows. This was like the third one. It was like that dating show is like F Boy Island or whatever. Yeah. And Bethany's show. Oh my God. The Big Shot with B, whatever.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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It was so good and so dumb. I loved it.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah. Good times. So are you ready for our fifth and final story?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Just to sort of wrap it up. Yeah, I am.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Just to sort of wrap it up. It's a story for me and I chose it selfishly. And there are probably going to be a couple people out there who care, but not many. And I'm doing it. Am I one of them? You might care in service of your sister.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah, drama. It follows me everywhere.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Queen Elizabeth II. I don't care. Will be appearing in the new Paddington movie posthumously. Oh, that's sweet. That is sweet. So the late Queen Elizabeth II will briefly appear in Paddington in Peru after the beloved bear joined the monarch to promote her platinum jubilee in 2022. So everyone remembers that sketch. I feel like it meant a lot to everyone.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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That will always be like one of my favorite things that I think of when I think of Elizabeth. Especially you were the one who told me about the deep history of Paddington. That Paddington is a Jewish... Right. And he was conceived during the Holocaust or right after the Holocaust to like those kids on the Kinder Express where they were shuffling kids out of... Paddington is inspired by them.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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These people are obsessed with me. I feel like you don't have a dramatic life.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah. And he's like influenced by them. That's why he wears like the name around his neck and the backpack. So yeah, it's very... Jewish coded. Jewish coded plus Queen Elizabeth. So yeah, I have a soft spot in my heart for Paddington. I'm not afraid to show it. I love that. Have you ever seen it? No, but maybe that's something I get into with my kids. Like what am I doing watching Paddington?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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It's giving maps. You should watch Paddington.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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like with the boys very mappy yes with the boys when it when it happens you know yeah but anyway her cameo is small it's a photo from the pair's tea time at buckingham palace shown on the screen so they're actually referencing like that the jubilee that sketch um in the new paddington movie and they requested from the royal family if they could do that the royal family were so excited about it and of course that's really cute

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I work hard to make sure that it's not. And I also don't- So that it's ordinary instead of violent? Exactly. And I don't court drama. Like some people could, something could happen to me and like I could make it a dramatic moment, but I don't because that's not how I, the level that I want to live my life at. Do you think that that's something I do?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah, they were very happy for it to happen, but we don't like to make a big deal of it because Paddington's obviously a very modest fellow.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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No, of course, and Paddington's a star. You know, we're not infringing on Paddington's moment. We're just happy to be included.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Paddington has like big connects and he's got big celeb friends and he's a mover and shaker, but he's a humble little guy. He's a hustler for sure. He's a hustler. That's sweet. So that was just a little sweetness to round out the week. I hope that's okay with everyone. To round out the week, it's Tuesday. Okay. If that ain't the truth. To round up the day. Today will be a week, everyone.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Today will be a week. And we'll see you next week, tomorrow. Listen, here's the thing. We are all gonna, we are gonna be okay. We love each other. We are so divided. Like, seriously, every, oh my God. Wait, I have to tell a story. I don't know if you saw this because I sent it to you, but you didn't respond. There are so many videos going around.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Like, actually, Don Lemon's new job is like making a TikTok series where he walks around asking people who they're voting for. And there's like a million kids who just like take a microphone, like, who are you voting for? Trump or Kamala? Trump or Kamala? And I saw one today and someone was wearing toast merch, the girly shirt. And I needed, and you know what she said?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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They were like, Trump or Kamala? And she was like, I actually did a write-in for a third party, which is like the actual worst thing you could say. Like, you might as well not vote. And I was actually like horrified. Who do you think she wrote it in? Turdy Lou?

The Toast

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I actually think, just based on vibes, I think that she just didn't want to say who she voted for because she was kind of caught off guard. They just come up and ask you that question.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Wait, did you send it to me? Yeah.

The Toast

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Hold on, I'm on my way. Let's watch it. And I don't want to put this girl on the spot. No, no, I don't want to talk about it that much, please.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I feel bad. I DNS'd it. You DNS'd it. In our chat. Oh, okay. There's so much. Not one-to-one, right? In the group chat? Not one-to-one, yeah. How did I miss this? Let's see.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I'm not going to find it in time. Well, I was just like so excited. And then I was like, wait, I wonder who she's voting for. I was just like being nosy. That's so funny. What if she's voting for you?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I probably should say this and I should have said it. Please don't vote for me. First of all, I do not want to be president. Fucking thankless job. And they're always counting how many days off you take. They're like, Biden, bitch, leave me alone. I'm going on vacation. That's none of your fucking business. One. Two, thankless job, four years with no time off. I don't want it.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Well, you get time off. Stop writing in my name. If you want it. Please, I do not want it. Stop writing in my name.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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You sound like RFK. Do not vote for me.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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No, but for real. People are voting for me. Like, stop. It's embarrassing.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I need to know who she wrote in. Hopefully she'll see this if she's a toaster. Was it new merch or old merch? It was the girly tea, like pretty new. Oh, she's listening. Shout out. And then like, let us know, like, I guess, no, you don't have to tell us your vote.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I actually wasn't thinking of you, but like some, I feel like something could happen. Like people assume like the worst intent or someone are like, I'm going to take a care man. And I'm just like, let the chips fall where they may.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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No, no, no. But I just wanted to like share like some toast election related news.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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That is really fun. Thank you for sharing that. Yeah.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah. So that's our show. Everyone, good luck today. Like I had saw Steve Wozniacki had actually said it might not be like last year. Like we actually might find out tonight, which would be nice, like not to drag this out. So like hopefully tomorrow morning we could just like start fresh and

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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with the news. I mean, we should find out tonight. Like we found out tonight for like- My whole life. Most years, last year, last time, I keep saying last year, like there was more mail-in ballots because of COVID, but like now it should be like, and so many people voted early. Like why shouldn't that make case?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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But I saw this thing about like an important county saying we need 14 days or some shit like that.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Mariposa County, do you know what I'm talking about? Maricopa, get it together. Why is it always Maricopa? It is always, is that in Arizona? Georgia. Georgia.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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It's annoying. No, and it's like. Hopefully, like this. Hopefully, it ends tonight. It ends tonight. Like, that would be nice.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Because last year, last election, it was till Saturday. Oh, no, it's Arizona, turtle. Oh, my God. Not me literally knowing everything about this election.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Not me rage baiting. Um. Unless it's a tie. That's, like, the only, like, then it would not end tonight.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Well, yeah, because I was watching the Today Show today, and their, like, final poll results were 49% to 49%. And I never understand polls like that, because what about the other 2%? Did those people not vote?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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No, they wrote in. Or they did Green Party. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I have to tell you, I did not hear one word you just said. Like sometimes people are like, the girls talk so fast. I don't know what they're saying. And I'm like, you guys can't relate. I actually did not hear one word of an entire sentence that you just said. You said sometimes things will happen in your life.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Also... I wonder what happens if there's a tie. Tie goes to the runner? I think it goes to Ty Frazier.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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That's just what I think. So if you're not going to write in for me, which you shouldn't, you should write in for Ty Frazier. Yeah, but don't vote for Tardy, you guys. Like... No, go vote for one of the two candidates. Best of luck. We'll see you on the other side. Make it chilly. Watch TV and just.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And also what I was going to say, I think they make it really close like on the news, like 49 to 49 so that you tune in tonight to watch. Cause if it's like this person's just winning. Blow out. You know, also they want.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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They want people to go vote. And if you think this person's just winning, whether it's your candidate or not, you might think that your vote doesn't matter. Cause it's like so far. So I think it's like good for everyone when they're like, it's so close.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah, well, this is a good reminder. If you haven't yet, make sure to pack a snack, grab an elderly neighbor, and head out to the voting polls. In New York, you will not need an umbrella. It's actually a gorgeous day. Perhaps like a portable fan because it's quite warm. It's supposed to be 71 degrees today. So go do that. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast on Monday Morning Show.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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We deliver the fast five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcast. we love you all happy Tuesday to all who celebrate and we'll see you tomorrow happy ultimate Tuesday love ya bye

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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No, but even after the ramble, I did not hear.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Sometimes things will happen and you're like, this is wrong. I'm going to take it to the manager. When something doesn't go my way, I'm just like... Okay, and so it didn't go my way.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And I maintain my calm. I guess we're different in that sense because I'm a justice seeker. If something is wrong, it should be made right. And especially if I'm the person who's been wronged, of course. So I guess in that sense, I do seek out drama. But I think of it more as justice than drama.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Of all the people that I know, when I think of someone who seeks out drama, you're not first on the list. Really?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I feel like people are always calling me dramatic.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I think you know who's first on the list.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

46.05

Everything you thought you knew about the toast, put it out of your mind. Today, like, we are breaking down kind of the biggest and baddest things going on in the country. And that is... In the country. That's Trump-Vance vs. Harris-Walls. Let me tell you, these, like, these duo names don't roll off the tongue. Like, they're kind of chewy.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Olivia. Yeah. Yeah, Olivia is a drama queen. Olivia is the drama. Olivia is a storyteller, and it's kind of one of her greatest qualities because she'll tell you something that happened, and it sounds crazy and exciting. And it actually wasn't like that, but she's really very eloquent in her storytelling abilities, and she makes it all sound so exciting.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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No, and if the same thing had happened to me, I might not have even noticed it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's perceptive, that Olivia. Yeah.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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She's so funny, but she's so the drama. 25 Packs of Gum. 25 Packs of Gum is like an OG family inside joke. Like seriously, since we were six and it was like a huge fight between Olivia and Jackie. Like we were on vacation in Florida. Please tell the story. I know we've said it on this show before, but and I can never remember it. Just in case we haven't. It's illustrative.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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It's illustrative of Olivia's flair for the dramatics. We were like young tweens and we were going for a walk. I think it was probably just the three of us. Maybe Margot was there, but it's not germane to the story. So we went to Walgreens as one does. And like Claudia and I wanted to buy a pack of gum. Cause like we're kids and we're crazy. Yeah.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And maybe, maybe I'll give Olivia a benefit of the doubt. Maybe we wanted to buy two. One for each of us. That does sound like something we would do. Maybe Margo was there and we wanted to buy three. Yeah. One for each of us.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And when we used to go on excursions without our parents, like Olivia, the way our family was, the dynamic, Olivia was automatically in charge. Olivia has always been the boss of us since we were kids. And that was a rule we really respected. So she was given the money, she was given the directions. We were in servitude of Olivia Oshry.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Oh, and when we got back, the report would always come in, like, how did everybody behave? It was always Olivia's responsibility to report back, give the change.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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So for some reason, we started fighting in Walgreens. I don't know why. But when we got home and Olivia relayed to our parents what went down, she said that Claudia and I wanted to buy 25 packs of gum. And here we are, feeling so slandered.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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It's just so crazy when somebody says something and it's like not what happened, you know? And it was just the way Jackie in particular, because I would have like forgotten about it. Jackie never forgot this moment because it was just like really emblematic, if you will, of like Olivia's real like tendency to jazz it up. To add color and to add packs of gum. 25 packs of gum.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

600.549

Yeah. So anyway, all is to say, I think you operate at a decent level of drama. And like technically it was Shannon's trauma. I think the issue more so is like you making it about you.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah. But Shannon was like really chill about it. Like she was like, I'll get in the car, see if I can find another flight. Like if that's me, I'm sweating.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

617.02

Yeah, but also there are like a number of flights from New York to Nashville. Yeah, but it was like 8 o'clock.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Maybe she wanted to sleep over by your house.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I said, by the way, I'll make the guest bedroom up. Like, let me know if you don't make it.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah, like her options were good no matter how you slice it. It's true.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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You can't get bent out of shape about that stuff.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah, I guess that's really what you learn the older you get, like not to get so bent out of shape over things. Like that's actually something you have taught me that I'm really trying to implement into my life. Because to me, like every mountain is a molehill. Like everything is the biggest, worst, most horrible thing that's ever happened to me.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Well, the way you just said it, it was chewy because you threw in the vs. Okay. No, but, like, Trump-Vance vs... The verse is tripping me. Okay, Trump Vance, Harris Walls. Like they both just like, they're chewy. Do you know what I mean? Harris Walls is. It's like a lot of R's and W's and then Trump Vance is very consonant heavy. Yeah. Consonant?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And just sort of like letting things roll off your back is such a hard but good quality to have. And I'm really trying to become that person.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Like you literally don't give a fuck about it. Like most things, except like when Jackie freaks, like, you know, it's bad.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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But it's a very long fuse. Very, very long. Very, very long. Endless. We have a great show today. We do. We have stories. Tell me a little bit about them. What are they like?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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They're a little random. Not the greatest elk. But seriously, who's really doing anything today other than voting? Really, who's going to post an announcement, make something about them? It's election day. So I just feel like that's... Inevitable. Question mark? Terrible but inevitable? It's terrible but inevitable.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Like, of course, last year, last election, presidential, Erica Jordi did file for divorce.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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So we had, and by the way, we were grateful to her for giving us something to talk about besides the election. That was a gift.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah. That was a gift. But I also, yeah, so now we have like some, Things happened yesterday, like a little something, but nothing major. And that's to be expected because the major news is the election. Get out and vote if you haven't already. I'm wearing an election sweater. Oh my God, I'm so jealous.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I didn't think of like dressing for something swirly or even wearing my sticker.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

733.553

or even wearing your sticker. I have this American flag sweater from Tucker Nook and I was gonna wear it the other day and I was like, no, I should save it for election day.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah, how do you feel as a redhead about wearing the color red? Cause actually for- Not my favorite. Right, for your birthday gift, I almost bought something like that was kind of like would clash with your coloring.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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No, no, no. Actually, so much so, I don't own anything red. This was gifted to me from Tucker Nook, and they had a blue one too that they sent you, and I would have chosen blue, but I'm not complaining. And I actually, I think it's fun to change it up. But I was at Wonder Woman for Halloween two nights, and one of my costumes only came with a skirt, not a shirt. You just have to wear a red shirt.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And I did not have just a red t-shirt. I wound up having to like, you know that Moschino McDonald's t-shirt that I used to wear all the time? If you're an OG fan here, you know the shirt. I wore it to death. I turned it inside out and I wore that because I literally don't own a red anything.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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That's so funny. There are no colors I avoid. I obviously gravitate more towards black, but I don't stay away from any colors. So many things you have to think about when you're a redhead. It's true.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I'm sure if you think hard about it, there are colors you avoid.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

795.442

Yeah, like I wouldn't wear, you know, vomit green, but that's just because like it's ugly. Like if there's a shirt like or a blouse or a dress that like makes like that looks amazing on me, like I don't care what color it is, you know?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Oh, I'm really big on colors. Like I can love something. And also when I love something, I get it in every color. But like if it's not my colors, oh no.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And this, you know, inevitably will lead us to the conversation about getting our colors done, which we haven't done, but we should.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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Yeah, no, I've moved on from it. Oh, she's over it. It feels, like, it just felt, like, really necessary at one point because everybody was, like, doing side-by-sides for us and being like, she looks like shit today in this shade of green.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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She should be wearing this shade of green. And now people aren't doing that anymore, so, like, it's not top of mind for me. Well, I actually intentionally wore white today because... To symbolize the white stripes on the flag?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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No. I wanted to stay away from any colors so as not to, you know... make anybody think I was making an endorsement in a subliminal way. No, actually, this clip of me talking on the podcast went viral on TikTok. Somebody else posted it. And I like, obviously the point of the video is not like my looks, but I happened to look like really beautiful.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

860.372

I was like, I wonder what I did differently that day. My face like looks so like light and bright and I was wearing white. So I was like, maybe I'll try to replicate that. Somebody just like took a video of their computer where I was, I guess a couple of days ago or maybe like last week, I was saying something and I was like, oh. Probably four months ago. No, no. I know it was somewhat recently.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

87.506

What about Trump walls, Harris fans? Honestly, sounds better. I think just like the way I'm saying it and the way you're saying it, like you're making a meal of it.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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What were you saying? I'll tell you when it was. No, because I know I was looking at the outfit. I was wearing jeans and I just decided to wear jeans last week and like really regretted it because it was hurting my vagina while I sat here. I was like. What were you saying?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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I said I was in the middle of a sentence and I said, oh, wait, I was about to make a joke that was literally going to land me in jail. And the kids loved it on TikTok.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

895.836

And it's like half a million views. Yeah. It was the day after the Cybertruck.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

900.278

OK, so, yeah, last week. Was I wrong?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

904.784

That's the whole clip? Yeah, it was just a cute moment of people finally appreciating my sense of humor on TikTok. Thank God. I love that. Oh, I also forgot to tell you. We went super viral on TikTok. And we are being accused of being a rage bait podcast. Do you know what that is? Explain. No, but I'm sad. Tell me everything.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

923.014

Rage bait is when you clearly say something factually inaccurate or stupid just to bait people with rage. And it was our clip about Lizzo's Halloween costume because we didn't discuss in the clip that like her costume was like a reference to a South Park joke that was made about her. We don't watch South Park. Like I actually don't care.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

939.721

And so the comments like people are like, seriously, someone's going to come stab us. Like they're so mad. So it has like a million views and all these comments just rage bait, rage bait. They're mad, big mad.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

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And it wasn't our clip that went viral because we did from our account. Yeah.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

95.294

So obviously we will not be doing that today because we actually value our careers. And so we're just here to get you through the day. And honestly, congratulate. I was thinking about that on the way over here. Like it's been a long election season. I feel like it really like amped up in January. Like we have been doing this for a long time. We have made it through like...

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

952.825

that's so funny I just want to say like maybe she did do it because of South Park but I think she might have dressed up as that even without South Park because it's just like Ozambic and it's pretty obvious everyone gets made fun of on South Park they don't make it into a Halloween costume uh maybe she said some she probably said some if everyone's yelling about it she probably said somewhere I'm doing this because of South Park but like

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

971.159

The story works even without South Park. Sorry.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

973.02

The more I think about it, the more I can't believe that you like wore that sweater and didn't tell me to wear mine. Like I didn't realize we had the same exact sweater. Like it would have been so cute and swirly. You don't think that would be like dopey? Oh my God. What's more American than matching American flag sweaters? Like I can't, I'm so mad at myself for not even thinking about it.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

987.883

I'm sorry. How cute would we have been?

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

990.784

We would have been so cute and so American. Oh, sorry.

The Toast

The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024

994.565

We forgot to open the show. God bless America, land that I love. Stand beside her and guide her through the night. No, through the light from the night.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1028.792

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The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1043.918

Our first story, the aforementioned Mark Zuckerberg news. He's going to be really excited that he got the number one spot. Yes. Mark Zuckerberg dressed up as Benson Boones for his wife's 40th birthday party. Not just dressed up, he wore his outfit that he wore from the Grammys. He performed on stage. at his wife Priscilla's birthday party. Everyone remembers the Benson Boone Grammys moment.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1065.374

He wore the suit that pulled off. Blue jumpsuit. Blue jumpsuit, very like Harry Styles. And it was like a cute, like it was good. I didn't know it'd be like being replicated for years. I didn't know it was like the sort of performance that we're going to be like replicating.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1080.109

Well, this is what Mark Zuckerberg does, right? He's a replicator. He steals ideas from his college roommates. He steals ideas from Instagram. He steals ideas from WhatsApp. Like he's not an original person. So the fact that he needed to put together a performance for his wife and he was like, oh, okay. Like I want people to think I'm cool. What's like the last thing people thought was cool.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1096.284

And when Benson Boone did it, everybody was like, oh, he's so hot. He's wearing a tight thing. Oh, he did the flip. Oh, we love Benson Boone. We love that song. So Mark Zuckerberg was just like, control C, control V. He's such a copycat. He's so unoriginal. And he's so like, I need Mark Zuckerberg to develop self-awareness. The world would be a better place. I'm so tired of him making me cringe.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1114.614

Like he's so lame. And this was just like the latest lame endeavor from the Zuckerberg family.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1121.118

For me, this is such a weird thing to copy. Like, I understand, like, seeing something, like, amazing and then, like, copying it, but this was just so random. Like, it was one performance in the night of, you know, nice performances, but it's not, like, one that's going to go down in the history books. Like, maybe him and his wife, like, are huge Benson Boone fans.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1140.07

Is Mark Zuckerberg a part of the space race?

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1142.632

No, not in a capacity that is richly.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1144.713

In a real way. That's so crazy. I feel like he would be because he loves to copy everyone and, like,

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1149.833

Maybe that's next. I mean, don't take it off the table. It takes time. You're right.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1155.698

Oh my God. Excuse me. It's a random thing for him to like plant his flag.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1161.444

I feel like Priscilla must love Benson Boone, but that's also kind of random. He has like three songs so far. Maybe she loves American Idol.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And... It's just very... The thing is... If this was a Harry Styles thing, I would get it more because he's like... Of course. There's so many albums. There's so much lore. There's costumes. This is just like... And I love Ben's moon. He's filling the Lewis Capaldi-shaped hole in my heart. You guys know that.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And I think life is worth living. And it's just really amazing what a tablet of magnesium, a Pepsid, I switched over. Dr. Fox said I could. A Pepsid could do.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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But... This is early stages.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And it's also kind of a cringe thing to do. Like, this is my gift to you where I'm the center of attention and I'm the star and I get to dance with my backup singers and I get written about in page six. But it's all for you, Priscilla. Like, that's something I would do for real. Like, oh, Ben, you wanted, I'll be the star. Like, it's so, I couldn't hate this man more.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Like, seriously, I see right through him. Everything he thinks, he's like, he's pulling the wool over people's eyes. I see right through everything Mark Zuckerberg

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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you're like giving him so much credit like he was stealing the spotlight like no it's like this is my gift to you like I'm gonna make your butt clench right and like you know what about this is a present

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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So get Benson Boone to perform. He's not even that expensive and you're a billionaire.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, that's what's also crazy. But I'm also not gonna pretend to begin to understand their relationship. Them as people, separately, together. I don't think we have a lot of common interests.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I just don't think that enough people are asking the question, like, why couldn't you get Benson Boone? Like, it's not like it's Beyonce. That's the wrong question. If anybody wanted to get Beyonce, like, it would be Mark Zuckerberg. I bet you could get Benson Boone for, like, under a million dollars.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And if he wanted to, like, make himself, oh, he could have also worn the blue thing and they could have done the flip together. Like, but where is Benson in all of this? Why are we acting like this is some low-budget affair?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, the question isn't why couldn't you get Benson Boone. It's why didn't you? Why didn't you? Because you can. And then Benson commented on the situation earlier. He commented on a post that was like a news story about it. He said, I hope his nuts are okay. That thing is so tight. And he also reposted the video of him doing it and said, add Zuck, you're wild for this.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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So he's like playing into it. He's not like, I don't think he wants to piss off Mark Zuckerberg, you know, like he could totally shadow ban him. We'll never see him again. But he's obviously not like, oh man, you crushed it. Like so glad I sent you that overnight delivery. Like keep it bruv. Now, do we think that it was a replica or the exact same item? I think it was the exact same item.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Because you can see Mark being like, yeah, we fit into the same size.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Life is worth living. The magnesium is major. What'd you do? The one that I sent you? 500 milligrams? Mm-hmm. I'm back on my 500 milligrams as well because my nails were all broken. My sciatica was back. And I'm like, okay, so... So?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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He said, Mark, how did you get my jumpsuit? How? But like, did you send it? FedEx? Did the stylist give it? I do think it was the same one because I do think that Mark would pride himself on getting the exact one.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Right, as a gift to Priscilla. Don't forget, it's all for Priscilla. Like, Priscilla is so lost in this. I actually feel bad for her. Like, this is truly what it's like to be married to a narcissist. Like, nobody wants to see you sing and dance. It's Priscilla's party.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I know, but it's like, he has so much money that I think when he even does stuff that's cringe, it's like, she'll just...

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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wipe her tears with the money like I think she just has to like compartmentalize you know and she knows who she married because like we think he's weird now I can only imagine what he was like in college and wasn't she like with him before he was anybody that's what's crazy these two are like deeply in love it's wild that's why I'm saying like I felt like there was like Priscilla liked this this was for Priscilla in some way

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah. I just don't understand these two, honestly. If someone's at my birthday party and their gift is taking all the attention away from me, like, divorce.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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But in a way that's, like, not party. Like, if someone's at my birthday party and they sing me, like, if Sia, when she's at the party, and they sing me a beautiful rendition of Happy Birthday.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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It's actually a gift is what you're saying.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Or, like, a Marilyn Monroe comes to my birthday party and jumps out of a cake. Like, oh, my gosh, Marilyn, you're such a good friend. I love that.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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If someone comes. Thanks, Mayor.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Someone comes to my birthday party and does something weird.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, and Mark Zuckerberg doesn't have a talent. It would be more impressive if he sat down and coded in the middle of the party and built her a website live. That's what you bring to the table, and that's okay.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, like a live Benson Boone fan page.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I'm building you a Benson Boone page website.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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He now has two. He came out with one on Friday, and when Mark posted the video, he was also like, congrats on the new song, Benson.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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You can't call Benson Boone Ben. He's not a Ben.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, but like as a nickname. I would call him Olivia. I would call him Bence.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I would call him Olivia, Liv. For Benson Boone? Liv Benson, yeah.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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oh okay olivia benson oh i thought the joke was just like something completely random oh no our brains are wired a little bit differently yeah that's funny yeah thanks i tried no no not funny not olivia not the joke oh the fact that we're on such different pages

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Well, I think that kind of speaks to how funny the joke was because I obviously had one meaningful and people probably saw that, but then you were able to come up with a completely different but also hilarious joke. So if anybody didn't get the SVU reference, they were able to find other meaning in the joke. I think that really speaks to the brilliance of the joke. There's something for everyone.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Correct. It's a very inclusive joke.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Those are my favorite kinds of jokes.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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So yeah, we do drugs. Yeah. Do you have something, a funny story to tell me? I did. So I went to the doctor yesterday, you know, for that, for that checkup. All good. Thank God. Thank God. Blessed be the fruit. Baruch Hashem. L'anharah. Um, But on the way there, we always drive. I don't know why. Like we just, we like decided.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Are we ready to move on from this parody story that has brought us so much joy?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Honestly, no. It delivered in a way that I didn't expect it to. Like I knew I would have some funny thoughts on it because I saw it and like physically cringed. But I didn't know that it would like lead me to write one of the greatest, most prolific jokes of my career.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I kind of feel like Mark Zuckerberg, you know, like a true genius. Funny.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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It was such a funny joke. It keeps going. It has layers.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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It's the gift that keeps on giving. Mark Zuckerberg could learn a thing or two.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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It's Priscilla's gift that keeps on giving.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Oh, my God. Dream guest on the toast? Priscilla.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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100%. You know what I want to do? Yeah. Like, there's so many people that I just want to ask one question. Like, I don't want to have a 40-minute episode. Speed dating podcast. I don't want a 40-minute. I don't have a whole conversation to be, but there's a question I owe. And it's not, like, anything expositor. Like, I'm not trying to, like. No. But, like, just a curiosity.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah. It's like a speed dating type of, like, bite-sized content. We don't need you for an hour. 15 minutes will suffice.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Our next story, oh, very serious. Millie Bobby Brown is calling out bullying. She's calling out the bullies for the criticism of her appearance recently. So Millie Bobby Brown has been in the news and also just online. She's been beep-bopping around. Yeah, because she's been at different premieres and stuff and different gowns, and her look has changed.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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She's got blonde hair. She seems to have done some fillers. She looks very mature.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, and people have a lot to say about it, as they do. Now, I never watch Stranger Things, so I don't care.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, I mean, neither this doesn't. This is so not my problem.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I have, like, no expectations for what she should look like. And I'm not disappointed when she doesn't.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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People have this, like, fixed image of her in their minds. Because every celebrity, especially women, goes through, like... especially women, go through changes and they do work. And there's not always such a big thing about it. But because Millie Bobby Brown was a famous kid, people are more obsessed with it, I think.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah. And I guess just also because of her appearance on the show, you know, anything other than looking like 11 like is hard for them to digest.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Right. Bald with a bloody nose.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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So, right. It's really like I'm sure she I'm sure she's like grateful for the role, but like hates it. It's like a prison. Yeah. So people have a lot to say and they weren't being nice. And so she put out a video to fire back at the, quote, disturbing discourse about her physical appearance after she was criticized for looking old at the premiere of Electric State last week.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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she said quote i want to take a moment to address something that i think is bigger than just me something that affects every young woman who grows up under public scrutiny i started in this industry when i was 10 years old i grew up in front of the world and for some reason people can't seem to grow with me she claimed that her critics expect her to stay frozen in time and still look the way that she did in the first season of stranger things that's funny that's what i said and i didn't watch the whole video because we do because it was clear she was reading off of a script and i wasn't interested

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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We do love driving, but like the doctor's in the city and like it's pretty easy to get to. I don't know why we always drive. We never can find parking. Like you have to justify having a car. It's so true. Okay. Sojourner, nojourner truth. Okay. Cojourner's truth. And I had such a busy day yesterday that Ben picked me up from work and I didn't have time to eat lunch. And I'm so hungry.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, she was like being a little too well-spoken.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, it was like a PSA. I'd like to take a moment to address, and like literally reading off of something. So I'm like, okay, I'll just read the transcript later, which is now. So she went on to say, and because I don't look like 11, I'm now a target. She also called out several headlines and reporters for mocking a young woman's appearance.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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The fact that adult writers are spending their time dissecting my face, my body, my choices, it's disturbing. She also emphasized that it's even worse that some of the articles are being written by women. Well, she said women. Sorry, I don't want to put that on her. Oh, OK. Well, go back to school. I added my own flair. Sorry. She said women.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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So how old is Millie Bobby Brown? Twenty one, I believe. She's married now. Like she has definitely grown up in the last couple of years, especially because that show like hasn't been on.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yes. And her appearance has obviously changed. Now, I feel like for me, you know, obviously you don't want to you don't want to talk about a person's appearance. But Millie Bobby Brown seems like a happy, stable person.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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phase of her life yeah if she wants to go off and dress and do whatever she wants like this set like a happy healthy person like go ahead it might not be what i would do but like i have no issue i feel like no and that's also being 21 like that's what you do you play with your look you try different things obviously she's like a wealthy famous person so her things like we try new lipsticks and she maybe tries new plastic surgeons but like that's what you do when you're young and then you look back and regret it like i think that there's nothing abnormal about this like i

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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in the world that she lives in no but also like I'm looking at her and when I really zoom in like it's really the hair and the dress and the makeup and it's like she's just putting on a costume and the next day she tries something else like it's not that serious I feel like there are a lot of people who walk around and their appearance is like questionable and it's like because there's probably something deeper going on and that's when I'm like okay is that person okay but Millie Bobby Brown seems okay and if she wants to wear these fake bangs like go ahead I agree as long as they appear to be sound of mind I'm not like super worried

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah. And nothing about this is giving like a red flag.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, there's been a lot of talk about that, like as it pertains to Cynthia and Ariana, who are both like very, very thin, which can be a sign of like distress, health issues. Like it can be a red flag to like something more major going on. I think when people talk about it, they talk about it from that perspective.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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POV sometimes but you're right like Millie Bobby Brown is like appears to be really happily married she's a very successful young woman um she got Florence by Mills that like kids makeup company that just won't quit when she announced it I'm like good luck to you ma'am but she's like one of the few um celebrities who launch makeup lines that are still going like launching I see them all the time on TikTok people really like it yeah I think Murphy going out of business was like one of the best things that happened to Florence by Mills I'm happy for Florence by Mills

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

1911.437

yeah so she's got a lot going on i agree that's a good um like and also and i feel like and then even if someone's like looking like crazy i feel like we wouldn't i i might like think it or say it to you privately but like you don't this is something you even say publicly because we just don't do that yeah but i'm saying like even when i see millie by brown and she's like making style choices i wouldn't make like i'm like this girl seems happy like carry on also like she's so young she's 21 like what were you wearing when you were 21 home and carry on totally

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And every time I go into the doctor's hungry, they're like, baby's not in good position. Baby's sleeping. And they're always yelling at my baby that they can't get their photos. So I always make sure to eat. It's my due diligence as a mama to be. And so we just pulled over on the side of the road. Ben ran in and got two slices. We just grabbed a slice. Oh, his dream come true.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, so lighten up on her. I feel like she's always defending herself.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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In the millie. In the millie. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. It's a little Oscars fallout. And like actually the one thing we didn't discuss from the Oscars, which I did have thoughts on, but Doja Cat is admitting that her nerves got to her during the Oscars James Bond tribute. And a bitch hit some flats.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I was gonna go off on the performances and then I completely forgot. We'll talk about the weird Bond performance, but I just wanted to say this was another one of my hot takes that I forgot to say yesterday. Because you know I would like seriously lay my life out on the line for Queen Latifah. Like I think she's like the most wonderful person. That performance was not good.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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She did not have good stage presence. Her vocals were not good. I don't think she was the right person for the tribute, honestly.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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What did she do? I didn't see it. I haven't heard. I didn't even know she was there.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Oh my God, the Quincy Jones tribute. She did a lead song from The Wiz and it was like, it was a big production, like dancers and lights. And she was the main singer and like, she didn't have it. I'm sorry. And I love her. She did not possess the qualities needed.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And she was intro'd by Oprah. Like it was a big thing. And who was with Oprah?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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make whoopee goldberg it didn't make a peep claudia i didn't even know that that happened because it wasn't good and like you know it pains me to say that because that's my queen miss motor mouth maybelle like i might i didn't know that was happening oh what is that from i i didn't know that was happening that's that's come on help me you oh wait finger that's what i wanted i didn't know that was happening it's what i wanted

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Thank you so much. But anyways, there was a James Bond tribute that was newsworthy and we didn't even talk about it. So Margaret Qualley opened with a dance number. Our girl crushed it per use. What can't she do? I was...

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I was confused. Like, I love her. What was she doing?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, no. I don't know. Why were we highlighting Bond? Not even... A Bond movie didn't even come out this year, let alone... I thought it was, like, maybe an anniversary.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Nothing. It was a nothing. And they made a point to cut down on performances this year. Usually every song that's nominated in the song category, those are the performances throughout the night.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, what was also weird is, like, you know these shows want to get shorter, but then there were so many segments that were so long. Like, even for best...

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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supporting actress and i don't know if they did this for all the acting roles where the person yes they did five read off like regina george like you broke your back and you look awesome like partial like saying nice things about everyone it was and you could feel which ones the person hadn't seen which were just like just nice platitudes and they were trying to like talk to them in the audience while also looking at the teleprompter so they're like zoe

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

2105.72

Your work and courage was everything. A partial spring queen. Yeah. That's a really good point. So, yeah, they did, and they tried, they started earlier, too. Like, they were very time conscious, and then we get, like, a 10-minute random James Bond tribute that nobody asked for that was actually not good.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And we were eating the slices on the way. And I didn't want to complain, but he got two slices. For two people. Right. So when he came to the car with the two plates, I'm like, okay, good. He knew I needed two.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, it was not good, but there was definitely the capacity and the potential for parginess, and it just did not hit.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Can I tell you who showed up for work that day, though? Ray. Ray. And the more I see of Rey, the more I like.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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The more I see of Rey, the more I like. But I didn't love this, and I'll tell you why. But just going in order, I liked Margaret Qualley. Girl can dance. Who knew? She just, like, looked confident, like she was having fun.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I'm telling you, Margaret Qualley is on her way, like, to real. And she already is. Like, she's at the Oscars. She's out-nepoed her nepotism, like, privilege. But she is... Everything I learned about her, like, personality-wise, talent-wise, I just saw her in The Substance, which was so different from the last thing I'd seen of her. She is... A star.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Agreed. And then Lisa from Blackpink and now White Lotus performed. Yeah, I didn't think she was so great. She was cute. Like, I like her and I was like, oh, okay, this is fun. Like, where are the rest of the girls? Like, Lisa left them in the dust, but okay. She did. And then Doja Cat performed like a big song, which she did not...

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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possess the qualities needed right I felt the same way like it was this big very like sexy Bond girl big vocals and that's not what I see Doja Cat as like she's a lot of things she's kind of like a hit maker really on trend I don't think of her for like that sort of I don't I think of Ray like that. She's very Amy Winehouse.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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You think about the girls who do the Bond songs, Adele, like, I don't know, Doja Cat felt really random to me.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah. Or like, yeah, maybe I don't think of her in that way, but maybe when she sang like, oh, she would shut me up and she, it just wasn't that. But she said, so she acknowledged that like it wasn't the best. And she said that she put a lot of work into the performance, but the nerves got the best of her and a bitch hit some flats. She said, I never get to sing like that.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And what I did was brave and scary as fuck for me. I know a lot of people didn't like it, but a lot of people did. And I feel good that I pushed myself.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, I appreciate that. Like, the Oscars is a really big deal for most people, even people who have done, you know, Coachella. Like, there is something, like, special and different about it.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And just, like, sing live. A genre shift. Big, yeah. So I understand, like, what she's saying, but I'm sorry, that's just not good enough. Like, this is the Oscars. That was, like, when Selena Gomez, like, got flack for her acting in Amelia Preston. She was like, I'm sorry, I tried my best. Yeah.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Right. I thought you were going to say when she got flack for that like wild performance, she did it like the American Music Awards. Like that's not scary.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Right. They happen to have been particularly small. Not small, but below average of a New York City slice. So I'm like, oh, he got me two. That's nice. And he gets in the car and he starts eating his. And I'm like, wait, should we go in? And we were really late. He's like, why would I go back? I'm like, what is not going to suffice? I'm starving and I'm pregnant. And he starts driving.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, but also like this wasn't wild. This just like wasn't great. And I think like this called for greatness. But no, like just this idea like, but I did my best.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Wait, who said that to me recently? Oh, Ben, when like the way he loaded the dishwasher or something, I'm like, just so you know, this is unacceptable. Like all the bowls are turned up. So they are filled with water. We have to run the dishwasher again. He's like, well, I tried my best. I'm like, that's not fucking good enough. It was such a crazy response.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I think it was just, he wanted to try something new with like me yelling at him about the chores. So he's like, well, like I did it and I tried my best. So like, what do you want from me? I'm like, what do I want from you? I want you to fucking do better.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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It was such a I'm like, who do you think you're talking to? It was such a crazy response.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Right. And I think it's like a little bit of a crazy response here, too. But I like the accountability and I like we can move on. And then Ray also said in a separate post that she was so nervous to sing the song because no one can sing Adele like Adele. But she tried her very best.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I thought she did good. I wasn't offended.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I wasn't offended. And I've seen, right, she also performed at the other awards that we watched recently. Grammys. And I never heard her sing before and I was very impressed. But I do think that when someone who sounds like Adele, like takes on Adele, it'd be better if it was someone that wasn't so similar because then you're just comparing it to Adele.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And then the question is like, why didn't Adele come and sing? Yeah.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, but I think that at this stage in her career, that's good for Ray that we're comparing her to Adele. I think more so her shtick is that she's compared to Amy Winehouse.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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To me, she sounds like both in a good way.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I like that genre of British woman just singing. I like Ray. I think she's super cute. Every time I see her on social media, she's having so much fun. She's not so serious. I think she looks serious because she's British and sings fancy sad songs. But she's a fun-loving gal, and she's loving this journey. You can be both. I can't believe she's famous. I'm holding space for two truths.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Agreed. So then other fans expressed displeasure saying that it was like a pointless tribute. It was. And it was.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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But it could have been really amazing. Like imagine if it was amazing and we'd be like how cool. Like we wouldn't be questioning why it was there. We'd be grateful that it was.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah. But like the three women like made no sense together. Like it was all bad.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And Bond question mark. And someone told me they have a song together recently. Like that doesn't mean you perform at the Oscars.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, no, but that's why it was them three. I don't know. I just wanted to make note of that because I could see someone being like, but they have a song together.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, they were trying maybe to be like Pink, Beyonce, and... Christina. And Christina from the Pepsi commercial and Try As You Might, you will never be those three.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No. Are you ready for our next story? Four? Four. Okay. The theory is untrue.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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It's a little Dave Portnoy news because he's making waves talking about the financial relationship that he has with his ex-wife. Have you seen this?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I'm like, it's fine. I'll just like, give me yours. And he was like, no, I haven't eaten all day. I'm like, what? I'm like, give me your slice. He's like, no, I'm starving. I'm like, okay, fine. I finished the slice and like, I was hungry, but like it, it, it was sufficient. Go to the doctor. We're watching the ultrasound. Oh, so cute. This, we got the 3D. And she's like, oh, what is that?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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A lot of people don't know he's legally married. Like his wife that he separated from, that he's not with whatsoever, but they're not formally divorced. And here's why. So he went on a podcast, the Sage Steel Show, and he explained their situation. He said, we met when Barstool was nothing. So she rode the grind up with us. Still currently, basically, she has access to all my money.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I just wanted to be like, I'm taking it. If she wanted to be like, I'm taking it and gone, she could. So they got married in 2009 and she was with Dave until 2017. They separated, but he made a lot of money over the course of that time. They went to get a divorce in Massachusetts and they were denied. So they're still technically married. The person asked, how can you deny a divorce?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And he explained that it had to do with their money. Her and I have a very fluid relationship with our finances. He said, she's not like, give me half. And we've been separated legally for a long time. The judge said our agreement wasn't equitable to her. They're like, he's worth a lot more. You have to give half. She wouldn't take half. She didn't want half of his fortune.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And so they just stayed married. She has access to his bank accounts and can do whatever she wants, but she won't take the money. He said they're going to try and get divorced in Florida, but they've had a joint bank account forever and he trusts her implicitly. That's crazy.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Who the fuck are these people? I don't want half. Give it to me.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I'll take it. And she has access to all the same money that he has and he has a million homes and lives large.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And it's crazy because in 2017 he was probably worth less than half than he's worth now. So now if they have to get divorced, she might be entitled to $100 million when in 2017 maybe she was entitled to like $25 million. So she just made the problem worse for herself if that's really the issue. She doesn't want it.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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right right this is like mackenzie bezos like i don't want it i got 36 billion here let me give it to everybody like i just don't relate to these people on any level like at all no not don't relate but also like that is just so crazy it's actually really nice yeah it's very admirable like the trust that they have yeah and i think they're like i ship get back together

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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This comes up like every couple of years. People are like, Dave Poynter is married? What? Like they don't know that he ever was married and that legally he still is. I don't think these two like hang out ever, but they seem to be on really good terms. It's like a crazy thing. You know, whatever works for people works.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, but if you ever want to get married.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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But I guess that means that neither of them, right.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Or if she wants to get married.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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will ever get married or can ever get married again.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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She will have to accept $100 million if she wants.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And a new husband. Oh, no. Some people just can't catch a break. I know. It's devastating to watch. What's her name? Renee, right? And I wonder if she works. I wouldn't.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Tuesday, or as we call it, Tuesday. And speaking of girls that I choose in this lifetime and the next, it's my- And in every lifetime. My sister, Jackie.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, she's that type of bitch. She's probably like a teacher.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, and she probably doesn't take Dave's money.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Although I can't see a teacher having been married to Dave Portnoy. But you have to go all the way back. Yeah, he was worse back then. Like, he's tame now. Maybe she thought she could change him. I mean, a teacher would think that. Like, that's what teachers do.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Maybe she takes a little from the account, like, splurge on supplies for the children.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Oh, that's nice. Like, kind of Teach for America type vibes where you have to, like, pay for everything.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, like a couple more posters. Never stop asking why.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I'm at the part in Desperate Housewives where Susan Meyer is a teacher. And? And I just, I want to call child services. Like, it's just, I fucking hate. I hate Susan Meyer more than I ever could. Can I tell you what just happened in last night's episode? I'll be brief. I don't want to, like, bore you. And it's not a spoiler. But she's fallen on really hard times.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, oh, it's so cute. He's chewing on his umbilical cord. I'm like, excuse me? That's like...

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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They have to move off Wisteria Lane. Mike takes a job on an oil rig. And she just lost her job as a teacher. And so on the reverse, like, Lynette is finally, for the first time, like, financially fine. She got a huge job with Carlos. She went on maternity leave. And Tom took her job. So they have this big job. She's able to hire a nanny. It's, like, amazing. Yeah.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And she's working on a fun project with Vanessa Williams. They're becoming interior designers. It's nice to see Lynette, after eating shit for years, finally being in a good place. So she's hiring a nanny. And it was actually Vanessa Williams' idea. What?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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susan needs a job she's a former teacher and like you trust her like perfect oh susan accepts because she has no other choice and she has such a fucking chip on her shoulder she's like being such a nasty little bitch the entire time and then they try sleep training the baby and lynette is like very cutthroat so she's like listen she'll cry for 20 minutes and then she'll cry for 19 and like we'll be fine you just have to put up with the crying and susan's in the corner i can't

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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hear the baby cry like literally starts crying oh my god and she literally like unsleep trains the baby like keeps picking up the baby and Lynette like doesn't know it is the craziest episode this woman is maniacal whoever wrote the character of Susan Myers hate women like if I ever met a person who actually was even remotely similar to Susan Meyer I would run them over with my car

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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But no, I feel like you have, there's annoying people out there. And for every Lynette, you know, you can't just have five women that you like.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, of course. And even the women that I like, like they do things that I don't agree with and I find them annoying. I have never found something Susan said or did to be funny, admirable, cute, moral, right. Like she is consistently stupid and wrong.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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bad like you need the like what if he chewed through it and then i look at ben and i'm like you wouldn't give me that fucking slice of pizza and our baby's so hungry he's eating his own body okay yeah right and they were like it happens all the time it's so cute like doctors will tell you the craziest things in pregnancy they're like it happens to everyone

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I just wonder, like are, in that situation, like with Lynette, like are we meant to be with Susan or in any of these situations, are we meant to like,

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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feel for Susan is she is the protagonist weirdly so this is what bothers me about the show is that she's so clearly wrong and then when she gets confronted instead of like Lynette being empowered it's like she starts crying that she's having a really hard time and it's like oh poor Susan like we don't get resolution interesting she should be fired

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, I just I wonder what we're meant to feel. I know what I feel, but I wonder like what they intended.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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I think what they intended like wasn't the audience's reaction at the time. So they quickly shifted Susan's because she is supposed to be the main character, but she very quickly stops becoming it like this season.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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But then also she's like beefing with all the girls behind the scenes.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Right. And I think that like the part that I'm up to is definitely like the peak of the beef because Susan has literally moved off of Wisteria Lane and a lot of her scenes are not with the other women. Yeah, she's poor, so she moves off the lane, but I think it was a way of getting her away from the women while keeping her on the show. Wow. Yeah.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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If only they knew we didn't want her.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, why don't they just kill her off?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, or she can move across the country.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, but Desperate Housewives loves to kill off main characters.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And it's kind of a good thing of the show. Anyone can be gone in a minute. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by Netflix perchance.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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So the new comedy series Running Point on Netflix is whatever. It's the name on everybody's lips. It's number one on Netflix. It's only been out for like a couple of days. And it comes from hit maker, Queen, who we were just talking about at the top of the show, Mindy Kaling. And it stars everybody's favorite queen of rom-coms, Kate Hudson. So... The show is really edgy. It's hilarious.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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It's a twist on the underdog comedy. It features Isla Gordon, who's played by Kate Hudson, and her rise to the top of one of the most iconic professional basketball franchises, and her dysfunctional yet lovable family trying to block her shot. So she's like a nepo queen. Her family owns this big basketball team, but a scandal forces her brother to resign.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Isla is then appointed to president of the team. They're one of the most storied OG LA basketball franchises, and it's her family's business. So She's super ambitious. She's often overlooked, but she has to prove now to her brothers, the board, the sports community, that she was the right choice for the job, especially in the unpredictable male-dominated world of sports.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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She may not have been part of the original playbook, but as the skeptics will soon learn, she's calling the shots now, like it or not. It's a really fun and easy binge with sharp and edgy laugh-out-loud moments. It has a couple of things that, like, you know it's going to be good. It's made by Mindy Kaling. She's never made anything bad. Kate Hudson is a star. And also the cast.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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You're going to be, like, on IMDb the entire time being like, where do I know this person from? Yeah. It launched a couple of days ago, so you can watch it now on Netflix. Everybody's talking about it. It's called Running Point. I'm sure when you open the app, it's like right there because it's number one. It's really good. So enjoy that.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, I've not heard that before, but Ben should be ashamed. And also, there are so many great markets around that doctor's office. They've really placed themselves in a parchy spot for pregnant women that Ben should have been out at the market. 1000% except- You guys don't use the market enough, I feel.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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pop off our fifth and final story is some legal news um jay-z is actually um now suing the young woman the jane doe who accused him of rape in an explosive lawsuit who had since dropped her suit and now she he is suing her so jay-z claims the jane doe who accused him of rape in an explosive lawsuit knew full well no such thing ever happened and now he's dragging her to court over it

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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The music and fashion mogul just filed a lawsuit against his anonymous rape accuser and her attorney, Tony Busby. Busby. Classic Buzz.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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What's his name from... Read my mind. Sing.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, I always think of Buster Moon when I hear Tony Busby.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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In the lawsuit obtained by TMZ, Jay claims his accuser kept pushing her false rape story in the media and in the courts despite allegedly admitting the assault story wasn't true. He claims that Jane Doe told Busby he didn't assault her and the lawyer, quote, pushed her to go forward with the false narrative of the assault by Mr. Carter in order to leverage a maximum payday.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Okay, so one time it happened. I was so hungry at a doctor's appointment and the baby wasn't moving. They needed him to flip to get the picture of the spine. So Ben ran and got me pizza and I'm eating pizza while being ultrasounded. It was really crazy. And there's a sign that's like, no food, no better. And the girl made an exception for me, but you can't bring food into the rooms.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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He calls the whole thing an evil conspiracy to get him to pay Busby a large sum of money to keep the allegations quiet, even though they both knew they were pushing lies.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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So here's the thing. It's such an egregious story, this whole, this allegation. And if it's not true, like, I fully understand Jay-Z taking this all the way to clear his name because these are the types of allegations, even though the thing is dropped, like, they stay with you forever. So you want to fight it as hard as you can.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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If it is true, and now this woman who spoke out is being taken to court by her abuser, like... It's the most horrible, nightmarish thing you could possibly imagine, you know?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yes. And she has spoken out since and said she sticks to her story and said that he's intimidating and terrifying her. So it is confusing why he then dropped the suit. But when I first saw that he was suing her, I was like, well, if this is untrue and like he did, she did defame him then because we can't not. Yes. We can't not. We can't just like forget that that happened. Of course.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Like ever since it's come out, like it's definitely clouded. how you see him.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And I also feel like if he wanted to go away, he might've just like accepted that she's moved on or dropped it and not like brought it back up to the four. And now that it's going, that he's suing her, like things are going to come out. So it's an interesting move. Yeah. That I think like,

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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speaks to an innocence. Yeah, of course, because if you're guilty and the person drops the charges, you're taking the win and you're shutting up.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And you're not going to excavate more.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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No, and like make more news stories and remind people about this. You kind of got away with murder. So I agree. All signs point to this potentially. Being innocent? I don't know.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, but she is saying that Jay-Z is trying to bullying her into saying the accusations are false. Because even though she dropped the suit, she didn't say that it's not true.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Right, she didn't say she like made it up.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, in documents she claims that she was recently approached outside her home and cornered by two people who told her they were investigators working for one of Jay's lawyers. She claims that people tried to get her to sign an affidavit stating that her rape claims against Jay-Z were false, but she refused. She also claims the alleged investigators asked her if her attorney, Tony Busby,

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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sought her out as a client and offered her money to pursue false claims against Jay-Z, two allegations she says that she denied.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah, see, also I could see this, a world in which like this person who just wanted to like speak her truth wants no part of this. Like it's something that terrible that happened to her. Now she's being like harassed and intimidated by like one of the most powerful, wealthy men in the world. Like I could see her dropping it for that reason.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Not because it's not true. So it's just a terrible story.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Because the nature of the original allegations are so abhorrent.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And now she's in a scary place. And now he's suing her.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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And the public is left confused.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Right. And now she's taking on the financial burden of being sued.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Yeah. Was that the fifth and final? That was the fifth and final.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Okay, let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment. So every Tuesday, Jax and I help out a swirly in need. You can email us, deartoasters at gmail.com or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. We'll read three submissions every week, trying to help out girls going through relationship issues, hygiene issues, recently a lot of breastfeeding issues, whatever it is.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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It's totally anonymous. Don't worry. We'll never, you know. Start stuff. And if you have written in to us and we've read your submission on air, if you have an update for us, we have an update today. I would love to hear from you. Warning, today's update is not the one we were hoping for. It was a fun little one we had a couple of weeks ago, and it's pretty recent, so I'll get to it later.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Hello, Swirlies. Long-time listener and a big-time fan who's in need of some serious help. I have a five-month-old baby girl who's being cared for at home by a nanny two days a week. For the second time in a month, I have gone into my bathroom to discover a giant shit left unflushed in the toilet. I can't.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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So I'll have to go to the market afterwards. Yeah.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

335.359

Yeah, or sometimes you have to wait a little bit, so that's a good time for Ben to go to the market. It's literally across the street.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3351.121

I just have to say, it didn't occur to me that like she might have been leaving the turd in the toilet, like for the sake of the baby, which makes me think she's a good nanny, which is all that matters.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3359.066

Yeah, no. And it's like, if you like everything else about her, then like this can be solved. I actually liked yourself of like, if you actually don't want to confront her, but I do think that you should, if you don't want to, you could just do a pre-flush before you open the lid. But I think that you could text her literally saying what your husband said.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3373.434

And that way it's not really a confrontation. If you don't like, he could write the text and send it from your phone. Just like it should be said.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3380.089

I know, but then you embarrass this woman who's taking care of your baby. I think in terms of priorities, and I've never hired a nanny before, but trust me, I will. I feel like the priority is, is this a sound of mind person who's keeping my baby safe? Okay, her bathroom habits aren't ideal, but again, it's not that she's forgetting to flush for no reason.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3399.785

If the baby's sleeping and it could wake up the baby, that's really thoughtful, actually. I know it sounds so crazy, but I might find a way to live with this because it is so hard to find a nanny you could trust.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3409.201

A flush in another room, like, really shouldn't wake a sleeping baby.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

341.463

Actually, I'm kind of like a VIP client at the doctor. I've actually never waited.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3412.343

Okay, but maybe this is, like, a really sensitive sleeper.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3414.745

Is that a thing? Yeah, but she might have a sound machine if she's so sensitive. You can flush in another room.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3422.451

If she doesn't, maybe the solve here is a sound machine.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3425.533

Yeah, but if your baby's sleeping without a sound machine, honestly, like, don't bring one in. Slay.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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But also, like, if your baby's going to sleep without a sound machine, then they can sleep through a flush.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3438.203

That's true. We need more details on your baby's sleep schedule.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3441.806

I think it's okay to say. And also, like, you don't want to set this precedent of, like, you don't want to ever tell. Like, you want to be able to, like, just be like, hey, like, quick feedback. Just, like, you know, flush the toilet.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3450.972

Yeah, I guess. You need to be comfortable giving feedback to the person who's, like, taking care of your kid.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3453.894

Or you can even say this, like, I appreciate that you don't want to flush. You could just assume the best in her. Say, I appreciate that you don't want to flush the toilet when the baby's sleeping, but it's totally fine. She won't wake up. Please flush the toilet when she's sleeping. Like, she's able to sleep through that.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3466.463

Yeah, exactly. Okay. But if you really don't want to and everything else is perfect and you're never going to have another issue with her again, so why even note this one blemish? Sure, do a pre-flush.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

347.327

Sometimes if you get there a little late and kind of miss your appointment, you've got to wait.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3477.466

Yeah, yeah, yeah. At least this isn't like finding things out about your nanny as far as like what you could find out. Oh, you're totally fine. That's nothing. She's got a healthy digestive system. Yeah. Okay, next up. Hey, Jackie Owen Clurd. I misplaced my phone the other day and I grabbed my husband's phone to call and locate it.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3495.407

I typed wife into the search bar, that's my name in his phone, and another contact came up under the name work wife. I was obviously pissed and I asked him about it. He shrugged it off, said his work colleague put her number in there while they were on a work trip a few months ago just in case he needed to contact her. Context, there were seven people on this trip.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

351.57

Oh, see, I'm not late. I would never be late to Dr. Fox.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3514.027

He claims he didn't realize that that was a name she put in and changed it to her name when I requested him to do so. Should I be worried? Sincerely, a confused newlywed.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3521.415

The work wife is not a thing.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3526.974

hate and the thing is is that work wife has like become like something people talk about right and I like how there's no work husband I know like people say that but it's not it's work wife that's what who came up with the term work wife who who it was the woman of course it was the work it wasn't the man being like it was the wife it was the work wife just like wanting to feel special yep

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

354.392

Because I respect him, yeah.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3549.589

and maybe it's a funny joke when people are single maybe not funny to me but people have different senses of humor like Claudia thought Olivia Benson is a good nickname people are different call back but when you have a wife you no longer have a work wife do you think that there's something that Barry is going on do you think there's something nefarious going on between him and this lady no but I think okay and that's a different question like

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

357.194

And this sort of like major update, as you guys know, I see a high risk doctor because of my sister. And yesterday I've officially been cleared as having a strong cervix. I don't have to get it checked every time now.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3574.028

I'm going to operate, no, that there isn't. But I think like work wifery like speaks to an immaturity and a lack of seriousness that I don't put up with.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3584.195

No, when I think of work wife, I think of two single people working in an office who like call each other their work wife in the hopes, it's like a flirty thing. So anybody who's engaging in work wifery who has a real ass wife at home, nefarious by nature.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3597.924

Immature at best, nefarious at worst. You do not have a work wife when you have an actual wife.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3605.751

You've been given a gift of like finding out about this and you need to keep your eye on this woman. I'm sorry.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3610.673

Women can be Jezebels. And her putting herself in as work wife, like girls, come on, stop it.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3616.136

There is a character, there's this like blonde girl on TikTok who does this character. She's such a good actress. I fucking hate her. And Jason, Jason, she is like someone's work wife and like she's always doing skits like when the wife is around and Be like, Jason, can I have your jacket? I'm kind of cold. Like she kind of sounds like Kristen Cavallari. She's insufferable. Like she makes me hate.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3638.63

And I don't like Ben doesn't work in a conventional office. This has never been like something I've experienced. I think there's a special place in hell for women who refer to themselves as someone's work wife.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3647.478

Yeah, I agree. Like that's not a good look for women.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3652.916

No, we need to work on that stat. Work wife erasure.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3657.498

Work wife erasure. If they won't stop being married in the office, then you should find her partner.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

366.899

That's exciting. Cervix strong. Putting the probe out of business.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3665.281

Yep. Get a job at his company. Become his work wife. Checkmate.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3673.836

Now, because last week I had to run off of DT with a duty, I am going to do a third submission and then the update. Because the update is very brief.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3679.598

Even though we did three submissions last week, you're acting like we were in the red.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3683.279

No, last week I rushed through the final one and I had planned on doing four.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3687.38

Yeah, so I'm making it right. Hey, Jackson Turney. I found a pair of black lacy thongs in my husband's nightstand. I knew they weren't mine because I wear an extra large and these were a small. When I questioned him about it, he said he bought them from an OnlyFans model and he showed me the bank transaction. He says this is totally normal. All guys do this.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3704.436

I think it's extremely strange and I don't understand where he's coming from. Is this normal behavior? I assume these are like worn undies, right? That's like a thing.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

371.142

Yeah, they said my cervix is kind of giving like strength. They said parcheelicious. They said that looks like an independent, strong cervix. That's what they said.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3711.88

Otherwise he could get them from Victoria's Secret. Yeah.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3714.471

And sorry, I say this is a thing. I mean, it's a thing for people in prison.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3718.973

Right. So I don't have personal experience with this, so it's hard for me to weigh in. But like people, these girls make a living. So people do buy this. Now, do married men buy this? Yeah, probably. Is it nefarious? Secretly. Yeah. If you come to find out, like it's not good and they have to.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3739.615

I'm sorry. And what needs to be said here as, as somebody who wasn't extra large for most of my life, if like my husband's engaging with other women's undies, like I'm upset. If it's a woman, three sizes smaller than me, like now I'm also feeling insecure. And like, I like, cause you're, you're interested in something so visually different than what you're married to. Like that's a red flag.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3759.849

Oh, I don't know. Sometimes you like to wear big undies, even if you could be medium size. I like a big undie.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3768.121

Yeah, but she said, like, she wears an extra large. I guess, no, but a thong? You don't wear a big thong. You wear a thong that fits. True to size.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3776.484

Okay, that's a different issue. I didn't even think of that. But, like, I'm really trying to think practically. Oh, that was my first thought. Because, of course, you want, like, someone did something bad, divorce. But, like, this is your husband. So, like, what can you do? I think that, like, you need to, like, cancel his credit cards. Like, he shouldn't be allowed to be on the internet shopping.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3793.509

Agreed. He really has to do penance. Like, this is not good.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3797.901

Yeah, and I think it's okay for you to say, like, I'm not comfortable with this and I want you to stop.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

380.787

They said it was a parcheelicious cervix.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3801.524

Yeah, yeah. And it's her or me.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3806.078

Yeah, it's the undies or me.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3807.279

And like, she's never going to choose you. So I'm what she got.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3811.181

Right. And there's something like really losery about a man like thinking he's special to an OnlyFans model. Like get a grip. You are one of millions.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3819.846

You're just a transaction. I'm trying not to judge because I'm trying to like, there are millions of people who buy these underwear. Do this. There's a lot of people out there like this. Now, I think this is probably something that could be rehabilitated if he's an otherwise PJOM who has a predilection for undies.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

383.615

They actually started playing my favorite song, Parchalicious by Fergie. Parchalicious definition, make the boys go loco.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3834.915

She didn't say that, by the way. She didn't say PJ anywhere here.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3837.797

Like, do they have kids? Are you going to end it all over a couple pairs of panties?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3841.119

She didn't say that. And I don't think they have kids. And I don't think that they should end it. But, like, I don't know. Give me the ick if, like, not only that he's, like, buying undies, because that's just, like, a weird, like, kink thing. But, like, he obviously thinks he's, like, special to this woman, you know? Like, that's the ick. Like, dude, you're, like, she's paying her rent.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3859.472

Like, you are nobody to her.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3860.733

Yeah. I feel like he needs rehabilitation. Yeah. And that it's potentially possible, like maybe a bit of counseling. I feel like this is something that needs to be like a watershed moment in your relationship. Not just like, not a small fight. I don't like this. Don't do it again. Sweeping it under the rug. Like as if you found out he was an alcoholic. Like he's going away.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3880.52

You will not buy anything from the internet. I'm putting on parental controls. Like I think we need to take it really seriously, make a really big deal about it so that he recognizes it that way.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3891.929

So our update is from a girl who wrote in a couple of weeks ago about the C-section that was scheduled on her sister-in-law's birthday. Remember when the sister-in-law was being like a big whiny bitch about it? I'll reread the submission. So my C-section for my second child was scheduled end of March. It happens to be the same day as my sister-in-law's birthday. She's in her late 30s.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

39.811

Hey, cojers, wojers. How's it hangin'?

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

390.761

So it was a Parchalicious day. My favorite song is Parchiness by Taylor Swift. There's Parchiness.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3906.934

I received a very bizarre text message from her going over some of the potential challenges of sharing a birthday. When I read this, I was super confused and then I was in shock. She was getting so bent out of shape over having to share a birthday with her future niece. Backstory is that my first was a very traumatic delivery. We're both very lucky to be here.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3920.08

So I have a lot of nerves and anxiety. And I just did what the doctor said in terms of date of the C-section. She asked us what to do.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3926.324

Our advice was to text her back saying grow up.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3929.286

Grow up. Okay, here's my update. I responded back to her text message, basically called her selfish and childish. I may have even said, can you not go to dinner the night before like anyone else? What can I say? I was full of pregnancy hormones and very upset about the whole thing. Long story short, she thinks I'm being insensitive about whatnot and we are not on speaking terms.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3947.384

Fast forward to yesterday, I ended up going into preterm labor and had my little lady early at 33 weeks. We are both doing well. She's being a little fighter in the NICU. This whole thing is so silly and pointless, yet guess who has not reached out to me to ask how I'm doing.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3961.656

sisters-in-law what can I say that's my update love you ladies can I just say this went from like a sisterly spat to like actually unforgivable like your baby's in the NICU and your sister-in-law doesn't come by to visit or even text how you're doing like okay that's like a that's a relationship ending yeah no she's done you a favor you're not speaking great you don't want to speak to her like this is it it's over she's not coming she wouldn't be invited

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

398.123

Okay, that's not how it goes. There'll be pargy-ness after you. There is pargy-ness because of you two. Both of these things can be true. There is pargy-ness. Plus the blood and rose.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

3986.618

Like the fact that we were having this argument at all proves how immature and like stupid she is. But the fact that like now a baby came into this world. The baby came early. The baby's in the NICU. Like we drop everything stupid because this is what life is about.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4004.068

The fact that she hasn't reached out, even if you had a baby, like, not traumatically, like, it all went perfectly.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4008.812

Well, she might have, like, reached out to the husband. I feel like what she was saying is, you know, she might have checked in on the baby via the husband because she said she didn't check in to see how I'm doing. She didn't reach out to me.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4016.918

Yeah, she said, who hasn't reached out to me and asked how I'm doing. Yeah. That's still, like, the husband didn't do anything. Sorry, like, it's not his time to be checked in on.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4025.144

No, no, but she might be keeping up with the baby via the husband. She's a bitch. You're being devil's advocate. And seriously, like...

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4033.38

ride this wave like don't great i don't want to know you i don't want to see you you can't come and don't retaliate i'm attached to my baby so if we're not speaking you don't see baby yeah and don't retaliate and give her and because she's so like you are the victim here she is the villain do not retaliate and give her anything to be upset with you about like you've won you don't have to see this person ever again like she's a bitch and fuck her yeah cut cut it out clip

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4060.831

That's Dear Toasters. Yeah, that's right. I did an extra one because we were like running really on time today.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4065.119

I feel like Dear Toasters this week was just like not great for women.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4071.636

Like some women are really not showing their best selves in Deer Toasters.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4075.317

I just want to say I'm grateful to all the toxic women in the world because they make Deer Toasters what it is.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4079.198

They keep Deer Toasters spinning around.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4081.478

And the crazy husbands, of course. But like the crazy toxic friends.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4084.919

But also I'm grateful to like the OnlyFans girls selling their undies. Like for men to buy and keep Deer Toasters popping.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4090.96

Agreed. It's the Bonnie Blues of this world that keep Deer Toasters spinning.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4096.601

Of course. Of OnlyFandom. Yeah. That's our show, you guys. Tomorrow is Wednesday. We've got the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4104.531

And I'll be watching With Love Megan tonight. So we'll have a little bit of With Love Megan recap.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

4117.799

Love ya. Bye. Love ya. Bye. Bye.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

415.476

We haven't talked about Lurd in a while.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

419.459

She's on hiatus, so we're on hiatus from Lurd, which is good because Megan deserves her moment.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

425.6

Yeah, we're kind of like pushing the moment onto people because Megan is actually like not having a moment anywhere besides this show. People are not talking about her in the way that I think she like wishes that they were.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

435.528

I don't know what people are talking about, but like when I look at the trades before the show, so like Page Six, People Magazine, all of like entertainment websites, like they are trying to talk about her like and be like, Megan's show, how she goes on day dates with Archie. And a little bit. Cute. Yeah, like, and Mindy Kaling called her Marco in her last message. Well, is that a story today? No.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

459.31

Okay, because I actually thought you might. And that moment is going viral.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

462.874

I will not make it a, I will not talk about the show until I've seen it. I'm not going to watch a clip and judge because that's wrong to do.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

470.307

Okay, but I just do want to talk about this one clip and judge it very briefly because it's my queen, Mindy. And she was trying to make a funny joke, Mindy Kaling, being like, if people knew Meghan Markle, and she was like, it's so funny that you keep calling me Meghan Markle. Yeah, that was the joke Mindy Kaling was making. It's irrelevant.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

486.122

We don't know the whole conversation, but I guess Meghan shared that she ate Jack in the Box. But Mindy Kaling was just being one of us. She's so great. She was just being one of us. She was like, if people only knew, Meghan Markle ate Jack in the Box. It was like an offhand, swirly remark.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

499.733

Yeah, that's just like what you say when someone famous eats fast food.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

502.776

Correct. She wanted you to think that. And then Meghan's like, it's so funny that you keep calling me Meghan Markle. You know I'm Sussex. And Mindy Kaling is like, She didn't say anything. She's like, she looks like she got in trouble. You know that very famous clip of RuPaul going on Jimmy Fallon? Yes. Oh my God, that is so good.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

522.832

Where, okay, so RuPaul is promoting his cover, I think of like Vanity Fair or something. So Jimmy Kimmel shows like the first ever drag queen to be on the cover of And RuPaul's like, a drag queen. And Jimmy Kimmel's like seeing his whole career flash before his eyes. He's like, what did I say? I said it wrong. I said it wrong. And he's like, a drag queen. I am the queen of drag.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

53.803

Hey, guys. This is The Toast, even though that was a bit of gibberish for you.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

543.127

And it's just like a funny gag moment.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

552.512

It's the funniest clip. It's so funny. And then you see like this huge wave of relief like wash over him when he realized like it was just a joke. That's literally like Megan. She's like, what did I say? What did I? Like she doesn't know what she said wrong. And then Megan's like, I'm Sussex now.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

567.023

And she's explaining how like how meaningful it is to have the same last name as her kids, which I totally understand. But not to be like a nitpicker, but like I thought their last name was Windsor.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

577.466

So, like, the collective family, the whole royal family, but then each individual family, like, has their own name. Now, I think when you're a working royal, you don't use last names, so it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. But then when they, like, left, then they took their little family name.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

59.109

Welcome back to The Toast. Welcome toast to the back. I never welcome everyone into the show. You usually do.

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

594.055

So is that, like, what's on her license?

The Toast

Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

596.356

Well, no. Every article says Meghan Markle, Meghan Markle. Like, Meghan Markle's joining Lemonada. Like, Meghan Markle has ever... It's giving Kelly Breanne.

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Olivia Benson Boone: Tuesday, March 4th, 2025

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Like, you want a new name, and we're not giving it to you. No, but she...

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she like I this is the first I'm hearing that her name is Megan Sussex like legally changed the only thing I didn't choose it as a story but like if we were going to talk about Megan just wanted to share that she had um a little fan screening of her show oh I saw in New York it was giving 1989 secret sessions it was giving secret sessions I was honestly disappointed that Stassi wasn't there because I was disappointed you weren't there

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No, I'm not the elk to be invited. I haven't been ride or die. These are people who have been with her since the Tig. The Tig. Like who are fans, like just Meghan Markle stands. I wouldn't count myself among them. I am someone who's just been craving comfort cooking content and also craving to see like what Meghan Markle and Harry have up their, the Sussexes have up their sleeve.

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And so I'm very interested by this. Yeah. Yeah. And I think we could be on the precipice of something. I wouldn't say, like, I don't deserve to be invited to this, but Stassi does.

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Yeah, and also to say we're not talking about Meghan Markle today.

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Right, no, but it is M-Day.

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We'll see how the show is received by one Jackie O. I finished my gorsh forsaken book last night so I can enjoy with love Meghan. I guess what she's trying to do more so than be Meghan Sussex is just be Meghan. Yeah, Madonna. So that she doesn't have to, like, answer Meghan.

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And I love that for me. But today I'm welcoming you all into our show because we have a farchy little show for you.

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you've been freed from the shackles of your book club. Does anybody who's ever been a part of a book club feel like, it's so amazing. Like when, like I've got positive things to say about my time in a book club, but like. it's does like towards the end of the month, like when you're almost at the date, like it starts to feel like homework and it starts to feel like a prison.

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And you're like, why did I sign up for this? And then you read the book and it's fine. But like, there's a couple of days where you're like cramming and you're like, why the fuck did I voluntarily decide to do this?

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It's literally homework. And if I hadn't been reading all weekend, I would have been watching love is blind. And. Even though the book wound up not being my favorite, spoiler alert, I'm glad I spent the weekend reading something enriching rather than watching the worst, dumbest show on television that will actually take points away from my IQ.

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So all in all, I'm grateful to the book club because I know without it, I would be the dumber person and I would never read a book like this.

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Thank you for reminding me. Just wanted to update everybody on something that was said yesterday. People were really quick to be like, Charity, James Cameron's alive. Yes. I happen to know that.

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And if it feels like both Jackie and I have like a little bit of an extra pep in our step, we do for separate reasons. I'm assuming Jackie's has something to do with the fact that Meghan Markle's show finally launched on Netflix last night.

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Why did you even say he wasn't?

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I just was saying that like the elk of films, like James Cameron's rolling over in his grave, you know?

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Oh, that's just a common phrase.

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Thank you. It's just like a, it's a matter, it's a wording thing.

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It's just a funny thing to say. It's funnier when the person's alive.

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You know, and I know he's alive. Like Avatar, Avatar 2, Avatar 3, 4, and 5. Like I'm familiar. Don't worry. But I guess people were not like understanding the figure of speech I chose to use.

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We have dear toasters today.

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Huge for the community. The DTQ.

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We actually have like a lot of stories in addition to the stories that aren't stories. Do you know what I mean? And do we, do we have the story that I, yes, finally Mark Zuckerberg has made it into the fast five.

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I need to talk about Mark Zuckerberg.

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Yeah, me too. I kept meaning to talk about it and then he just kept getting overlooked, which is so classic suck.

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And you know, he only pulled that stunt at his wife's birthday party to make it into the Fast Five. Not necessarily us, but the world's Fast Five.

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And it wasn't going to happen on Friday, and it wasn't going to happen on Monday. But Tuesday is your day, Mark.

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But it needs to be spoken about, because when you are a loser, you deserve to be made fun of. So we're going to do that. But that's giving story number four energy.

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Yeah, all of the stories, it's one of those days where it's not really, they're all kind of equal. They're all at like 20%. So like the order might be a little random.

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So it's giving equitable division of the assets?

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It is. It's not giving lead story and sub stories.

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Oh, that's good. I like when we're all just sort of, it's a level playing field.

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Yeah, it's definitely an RBG day, like random but good.

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Rest in peace. Rip. She's not rolling over.

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No, no, she's lying flat on her back, like doing well.

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Um, so I could, if you're, if you have nothing else to share about life, about life and how it's worth living, it is, it is.

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So let's get into the fast five stories. You need to know you do, you do, do, do, do, do.

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Well, it is D-Day over here.

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Well, the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by state farm. So we know that our listeners can agree. Nothing feels better than a personal win. Like when you get a final piece of furniture delivered to your apartment, your home really feels complete. Perhaps you hit a personal record in a new, uh,

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Or you're a toaster who managed to stop for a much-needed iced coffee but still made it to work on time. Or you're a toaster who made it at home, saving herself $7. Yeah, that's right. I'm economical. Well, whatever it is that you define as a win, it calls for celebration. And any idea who's cheering right beside you? Jax, if you had to guess?

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If Jackie has a bit of a sparkle in her eye, that's why.

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Because with the State Farm personal price plan, you can create an affordable price just for you when you bundle home and auto. So celebrate by breaking out the confetti and those happy dance moves and talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with the personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. I'm at a savings and theory though.

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State Farm is there. Would you like to get back at it?

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It was not giving Cynthia a reeve.

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No, by the way, State Farm is there.

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Correct. And if I have a bit of sparkle in my eye, like I really don't mean to brag, you know, I never want to come on here and be like, my life is so amazing. You know, it's not nice to rub in people's faces, but I only peed one time in the night and I didn't wake up choking on my own vomit. And I actually had like, such a good night's sleep that I think Anora was an amazing movie.

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They should take that. That's really good.

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Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with a personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Prices are based on rating plans that vary by state. Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts, and savings eligibility vary by state. Today's episode is also brought to you by Open Phone.

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I'm not a big breather. Ask Dr. Fox. He said I have a runner's pulse.

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He says I have a runner's pulse. Oh, I'm so glad you brought that up.

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That's fine. I can run a 5k. Like me. I mean, I could train and get it.

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I could train to get a better time, but like I could do it. So yeah, maybe I'll go do it. Hobnob with some podcasters, rub elbows.

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I wonder who else is doing it. Like I need some friends. You know me, I'm so shy.

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I'm really so shy. I don't know if I could do it like without you.

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And six people can't get one song.

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Probably. I'm going to say probably.

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God bless the Broken Road. God bless. They don't.

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The Grammys are fucking disgusting. The Grammys are a disgusting enterprise. I don't know why we're surprised.

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Would I want something that Rascal Flatts don't have? No. No.

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Yummo. Yum-oh, Jackie-oh. Yum-oh. Yum-oh. I wonder if there's a Cipriani down here. Now you're making me hungry.

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Except they have a salad there that I love that I've actually Googled the recipe for and made myself, and it's really good. I mean, it's a simple salad, but, like, with the dressing. Yeah, there's one in Miami. Okay.

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I saw him perform once, wagon wheel, an icon.

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I didn't know where the quote ended. I didn't know where the Rachel quote, vis-a-vis Ben, ended. There was a lot of quotes.

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Well, not to make you too hungry this morning.

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Yeah, watch out. First their billboard, now their necks.

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Yeah, they are the good guys after all. And he's in my favorite scene in my movie.

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Okay, now without further ado-da-do-da-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you-da-do need to know.

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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. I did it in high voice. What's that called?

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Thank you, Terday. You're welcome. A lot of Super Bowl adjacent news today. This is the week we're ramping up towards the Super Bowl. And our first story is about Travis Kelsey and all the annoying questions that reporters are asking him in his pre-game interviews.

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Yeah, I think people are super mad about it. And I mean, she apologized at the end of the show. Like, what more do you actually want to see from her?

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Yeah. Like, I think that's just, she was doing it for the chapel, like her fans or whoever she thought was watching, like wanted to hear from chapel road and they probably aren't offended by it. And okay. That's your community, you know? Great. Great. Great.

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So Travis Kelsey is naming his favorite Taylor Swift albums, staying tight lipped about reputation TV and also, um, responding to questions about whether or not he's going to propose to Taylor during the halftime. Oh,

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Yeah, it is Tuesday. Feels like it could be a little later in the week. Feels like it should be a little later in the week. But you know what? Let's acknowledge the space that we're in. Be grateful for it. It ain't Monday. And it's going to be a fantastic Tuesday if we decide it. I'm wearing the sweater that you got me for Secret Santa. I see that.

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He's obviously not going to propose during halftime.

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Right. A Nickelodeon reporter asked what his... Excuse me?

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So the reporter asked what Travis's favorite Taylor album is.

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It's fine. I actually thought he would have said 1989 because those are his favorite songs.

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But he said Tortured Poets Department. He said, of course, I'm a little biased.

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No, and it's like, I wouldn't think that there would be a right answer. Like, what's your favorite album? It's not a hard question. But this is the right answer, because what are you to say that her best work was behind her? Like, no, the thing that she just put out is the best thing ever. That would, like, be so shady.

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Well, you know he loves 1989, like, because he loves those radio bops.

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But this was the right answer, and it's about him.

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She's married. Sometimes all the signs are right in front of us and we're still speculating.

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So... He said he can neither confirm nor deny Rep TV.

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That is so funny. I definitely, there's a little sprinkle of like, what did Darius do? But certainly- No, there's not.

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No, the questions are so crazy.

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He also was raving about her homemade Pop-Tarts.

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Yeah, me too. They must be really good.

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But maybe Taylor has a good one. Maybe she should drop the recipe.

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She should share it. Like her cookie recipe that we made. Remember that?

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On Patreon, we made Taylor's favorite cookies.

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Yes, and it was a brand sent it all to us, remember? No. Yes, it was like... I don't know which brand it was. It was in support of Taylor's new album. Maybe it was Instacart themselves. They sent a delivery. And it was all the ingredients to make Taylor's favorite cookies. So we're like, okay, let's do it.

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And they didn't send chai spices, but they sent chai tea.

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No, but that's, you asked me what I think of him and I do feel like there's a sprinkle of what did Darius do, but it didn't affect the way I see Darius.

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We cut open the bags because we thought maybe those were chai spices in there.

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And we also like put them in the blender and this was before I started baking. So like, I didn't know the different like paddle attachments on the stand mixer. So we use like the whisk instead of the dough whisk. They were a mess.

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And it's no reflection on Taylor's recipe.

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I love chai. I don't know if you guys know that about me. Because I really deny myself chai lattes because it's like an unnecessary calorie expenditure. But I love them. It's kind of like how you like vanilla beans. People don't know that about you.

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Have a fucking vanilla bean. I don't know. I think the comedown would just be so bad.

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No, I mean the comedown from the sugar. Sugar, of course.

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Yeah, like he still to me is like the wagon wheel guy, legend. Yep. Hasn't affected his career.

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Yeah. I don't think they're the first to go.

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I don't know. I just watched this Super Bowl commercial for nerds with Shibuzy and the commercial was amazing. But like nerds.

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All those dyes, all that sugar, like rotting your teeth, rotting your brain. I love the commercial. And I don't even like nerds. I think they're nasty and I think that they should be illegal.

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And like, and what the fuck is nerds rope?

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Agreed, but I'm happy for Shaboosie that he's in a Super Bowl commercial and he's singing It's a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong. Like it's quite pargy. Oh my God. But like there's no amount of marketing that could get a nerd to taste good to me.

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Right, in the factory, like what could they even do? But I'm also, like I said, like I'm not a sprinkles colors girl.

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Yeah, we're talking so much about food this episode.

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I don't know. Just when it rains, it pours. It's kind of that time of year. Sometimes it's the Kardashians. Sometimes it's Taylor and Travis. And sometimes it's food.

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Him especially. He's such a jokester. I don't think anything offends him. And it's really actually refreshing. But I'm offended on his behalf.

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Like I wonder if he has any threshold for when he would be bothered by these questions. Like is there anything that they could ask that would just be too far? Because I'm sorry, like are you going to propose during halftime? For me, that would be the line for me.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Okay. Well, now we also actively have to all bury it in our minds and move on.

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It's going to take mental fortitude to forget this once again.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Yeah, but it's like if I'm gonna forget you anyway, why do I have to forgive you?

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Then there's like the sex tape stuff.

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She's not who we were talking about.

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Yeah, well, good because it's the one you got.

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Yeah, I totally agree. I don't know why there's this expectation where people feel like they need to share, but I don't need to know every fight and every... out of pocket thing that was, you know, like people, couples fight. We expect that you would fight.

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Are you ready for our next story? Yes. Lily Collins is a new mama. Lily Collins shared her first photo. Mama. Mama. She shared her first photo with her daughter, Tub, after secretly welcoming the newborn via surrogate.

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Tub, she welcomed the newborn via surrogate last month, so she had posted the other day that they had welcomed a baby via surrogate, and now she just posted... a cute photo of her pushing a stroller with baby Tuv.

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Do you think now on Grandmother's Day, Lily Collins will post a happy Grandmother's Day to Tuv's grandma?

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Let me tell you, I would never forget that Tubbs' grandfather is Phil Collins. Just like I'll never, when Gracie Abrams, like, God willing, has a child one day, I'll never forget that that child's grandpa is J.J. Abrams.

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Right, literally. They are twins.

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And, like, some people, I forget that they, like, I'm always reminded, like, even I saw a story about Meryl Streep's Gilded Age daughter. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, right, that's Meryl Streep's daughter.

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Like, some people, I'm always just like, oh, right, Lily and Gracie, always.

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It's not only the one year anniversary of Darius Rucker getting in some legal trouble. Forgetting it again, now I'm going back to forgetting.

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I don't know what that is. What is that?

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I don't know what it is, because even Margaret, yeah, she's Eclipse, but I'll always remember. I don't need to be reminded. Like, I'm always reminded, like, that's Andy's daughter. So maybe some of them are just, like, more fun facts than others. Like, maybe at my core, like, I don't think about Meryl Streep that much, you know? You don't. And maybe I think about J.J. Abrams more. Like, no.

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It's a compliment then. It's a sign of relevance. In my mind. Yes. So anyways, this is really sweet for the whole Nepo family.

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What does Phil Collins even look like?

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I mean, she's a beautiful girl.

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Not really so many recent ones.

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Yes, it is. I'm so excited to tell you about our Dreamland Baby code because we are a Dreamland Baby house. They have the best sleep sacks, sleep swaddles, pajamas. They use the best materials. And of course they're patented products.

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weighted sleep sack is what they are known for it does for a baby what a weighted blanket would do for you which is reducing anxiety promoting calm deeper sleep better sleep which translates to deeper better sleep for you because when baby's sleeping through the night that means you are too so do not sleep on dreamland baby it is the best sleep sack

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it can be used so many different ways the zippers go both ways so those middle of the night changes are much easier you could do both arms in one arm out both arms out every baby is different and likes a different way of sleeping in a sleep sack or a swaddle so you can really customize it to your bebe because swaddles are more personal than comedy more personal than food so

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So go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter our code TOAST at checkout to receive 20% off site-wide and free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customers. That is such a great offer of 20% off site-wide at Dreamland Baby.

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That is beautiful. They have the best stuff. Blankets, jamas, very cozy. Right.

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Our fifth and final story, Kacey Musgraves is speaking out after her viral reaction to losing Best Country Album Grammy. to Beyonce has gone viral. So there's been a little like, you know, post Grammys.

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Drama, reaction videos, whatever. Now, Kacey Musgraves went viral for looking like she was upset about losing the Grammy to Beyonce. So I saw this headline before I saw the video. So I was like, ooh, excited to see the stank face. Literally no such face in sight.

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Don't forget about Southern Charm. I'll never let you guys down.

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Right. I also when I look at Casey's face, like if she really wanted to, if this was really snubbed towards Beyonce, like it would be a different face to me. It looks like someone who's like trying to smile, even though they might not be like super happy. But that's not a snub. Like, she's like literally lightly smiling.

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I also think like she just has like one of those faces sometimes that like looks mad when she's not. Sometimes I have that face too. My husband's always like, what's wrong? I'm like, what do you mean? I'm so happy.

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Right. So Casey told E! News in a statement about this. She said, her rep said, It's a sensationalistic false narrative meant to pit two talented female artists against each other. There was simply no scowl or expression made. That's where I am. I'm like, what? I literally don't see anything.

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I'm just want to say in the words of Casey Musgraves, she looks happy and sad at the same time. Exactly. And she tried to tell you that that's a real feeling. And some of you just can't understand that.

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We do have it as a story. And speaking of books, I finished my book for the Redheads last night. It was so good. We are recording today and I'm so excited. And after all the turmoil of my choice this month, if you've been keeping up, like I chose a book that just wasn't available.

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Yeah. And I just saw she herself, Casey has six Grammys. Like she's going to be okay. You know? Oh, she's totally fine. She has one album of the year for architect architect was her eighth.

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she's completely fine a decorated artist she posted the notepad for the architect like when she started songwriting like the first day and you see some of like the lyrics you need to bid on it at auction I literally do first of all the fact that it's a notepad Amazon basic she used and you see at the top it's like KM Shane McAnally and you see the idea of the song coming together but also it's totally different than what um the lyrics actually are and there's like an apple in the picture just literally like I know she posted that for me and I just want to say Casey it means the world

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Yeah, I agree. But when it's for charity, like, you would... You would make a big donation to charity.

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I'm sorry. Well, maybe at the next auction, like you won't hesitate. Maybe that's the lesson.

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And then I kind of scrambled and I chose this book. It all really worked out and I'm so excited to record.

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Yeah, you are. Do people know that about you?

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We have different philosophies. But what's a thesaurus for frugal?

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Well, like, as we, for now. Yeah, this is Tata for now.

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Yeah. So I'm very excited to record the redheads with my girlies and you should read the book is all I'll say, but I'm not going to push it on you.

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No, I would put my headphones in and realize that person's having a harder time than me. And I have the luxury of putting in noise canceling headphones or you can even get free headphones from the flight attendant. Like I feel more bad for the parents than the people who are around it. Like put your headphones on and watch your TV show. Like it's not so hard.

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Even if it's a lap infant, did he say? Like the baby's just kind of like freeloading?

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Yeah, I would just say put your headphones on. Like the other person's having a much harder time than you.

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Let's just be like, yeah, we're not even trying so hard. Love ya.

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No, I would hate if we got it because then all the fun would be over. Love you so much. Bye.

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And I've now read two books this month. I'm getting back into reading and it's going to take a little effort, but I think it's worth the effort.

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I thought you were going to say you watched Napoleon. That would be crazier.

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What a shame that that wasn't a good Napoleon biopic because I really feel like we could use one.

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Like I like an apple pie. I like a Toll House cookie, like a cookie cake sort of thing. Like a skillet. A cookie in a skillet with vanilla ice cream.

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Someone else would order like the brownie and I would have a bite, but I would never order it. I wouldn't go for like chocolate cake. I like carrot cake. I know that that's offensive to you. It's deeply. And that's about it. It has to be something like super pargy, like caramel, vanilla, apple, yum.

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Because you're not using the Royals Rice of Coxedinia pillows.

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Baked Alaska is disgusting. I agree. It's so gross. I completely agree. It's inedible. I know you get distracted by the flames, but the taste is disgusting. I completely agree.

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It's like liquor burned with marshmallows.

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I definitely had Napoleon before. And it kind of reminds me of that cake from Cipriani that we love, like the top of it. A little bit, but it's actually not similar at all. The top of that cake also like ventures into baked Alaska territory sometimes when they

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I think it travels well. They're on like caviar.

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All the food there is also so good at every location. They have high standards.

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Do you remember when we had it for the first time? Oh, when we went to his ball.

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That's when we were at Amphar. We just dined on Cipriani.

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Yeah. And now every time we find ourselves at Cipriani, we have a piece of the cake and it's so good. And when I was pregnant, I would order from there once in a while as a sweet treat and I would always get the cake and it always hits.

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You need to order that cookie that we got from that road PR package that one time. Do you remember that sprinkle cookie?

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It was called like delicious. I'm on their mailing list because I did place an order for them after Haley introduced us to that cookie. And it's, and I'm not even a sprinkle cookie, like kind of person. I don't like like rainbow sprinkles. Yucky. The cookie was the best cookie we've ever had.

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It's only the day of the chews. I'm sorry to break that news to you.

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Yeah, it's such a cute sweatshirt. I'm so glad you're wearing it. There's nothing better than people enjoying your gifts.

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You just wouldn't say that there was nothing brewing.

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I did see the sprinkle cookies. Like, love that. I wonder how that, what the operation looks like, you know? Like, does she have a factory? Or is it like a collab with a local bakery? And is it like a family recipe? What's the recipe? Because wasn't the point of the sprinkle cookies that they were like bought from the store? Right. She brought me sprinkle cookies. So I'd just like to know more.

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Now I need to Google a piñole. I feel like it's those rainbow cookies. I feel like we're so good guys today, like just talking about food the whole time.

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They're on Gold Belly. Maybe I'll send you some.

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The pecks are expecting. They are expecting. Oh, that's cute.

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I wouldn't have even thought of it. I have to live in the, you know, it has to just come out of me.

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That's really, really sweet. Did they say gender based on gender? They're not finding out. Did they find out for their first two? No.

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The ultrasound tech can see it. And maybe if you have an expert eye or you know where to look, then maybe you could see it as a lay person. But no, you don't even really know what you're looking at. And sometimes they'll point and be like, that's the penis. But you would never know that that was the penis if they didn't tell you.

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Every day is an important day.

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She might think that she sees something and then she'll think, she might clue herself into something and she could be wrong. I understand looking away so that you don't convince yourself of something.

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A little penis could be a fleck of something. If you've been there before, like now I've done like two separate pregnancies of sonograms. Every time they like see the penis, they're like, oh, that's a penis. So like say next time I didn't want to know, but I kind of knew what I was looking for. I might be able to figure it out. Or at the very least, I would think I knew.

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Because they might know and then they'll just use pronouns.

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But I feel like they're trained to be like, baby's doing this, baby's doing that.

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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast. Jackson Friends Florida Edition Week 2, Day 2. I am joined by a new friend today. Kathleen Post. Welcome to The Toast. Thank you. It rhymes. It's meant to be. It's meant to be.

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It's crazy how many things I've gotten on Wayfair and they're all in different categories. Of course, my outdoor patio furniture is from Wayfair. I've had it for three years now. It's still as pargy as ever. I redecorated my entire guest room with things from Wayfair. Not one thing was not from Wayfair. The wallpaper, the armoire, the dresser, and the wallpaper is Schumacher, by the way.

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Thank you for sharing that information because I find myself, when we're doing Jackson Friends, that I want to know where everyone went to college.

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We all want to know, so let's just put it out there. I don't know why it's germane to your story.

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At Olive Ave Jewelry, get yourself something special. Treat yourself to something beautiful. Our first story, a little update in the Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni case, which does seem like big news, so we shall discuss. Blake Lively is attempting to withdraw her claims against Justin Baldoni of intentional infliction and emotional distress and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

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The move comes after his team sought discovery that included her medical records in their efforts to defend the director against her claim that she suffered severe emotional distress and pain, humiliation, embarrassment, belittlement, frustration and mental anguish.

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Her attempt to withdraw the claim surfaced in a filing Monday by his attorneys who are seeking to compel the actress to sign a HIPAA release for access to therapy notes and other relevant information. Well, damn. I mean, yeah, I guess that makes sense. If that's what she's saying happened to her, like they have to then prove that that's what happened to her.

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But I don't, I would not want to sign something like that. Like then your, were your therapy sessions, regardless of what happened in the case are then in the docket. Like what if she has marital issues? So I understand why she's withdrawing.

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I think this is like a hard thing to prove and it just like opens up a can of worms, but it doesn't look good that she's withdrawing something because you know, this whole time people are like, that didn't happen. And now she's like,

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You know, just think like, but if you want to prove that you've had emotional distress, you need to prove it. It makes total sense. It's unfortunate.

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Yes. So basically she was in her suit. She's claiming that he caused emotional distress and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

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She is now rescinding that and withdrawing that claim because he said, okay, well then show me your therapy records.

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Yeah. So would you judge Taylor if she was like still stepping out with Blake at this point? Of course. Would you? No, I kind of judge her more for like not standing by a person that would be her best friend and who she said is her best friend.

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So then when I was talking with KFC last week, I kind of like ended up in this place of like maybe their friendship just wasn't as close as they ever thought it was. But I don't know. I appreciate loyalty.

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Well, then we find out that like she seems to have crossed her. So like Taylor's like, oh, you can go fuck yourself. Yeah. But I'm pretty ride or die. Yeah.

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It's not, I wouldn't judge her for standing by Blake, even if her friend is like so wrong.

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Like, I just feel like that's not something to throw around lightly, but what do I know?

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godmother right like it's just a cute thing right yeah yeah exactly um but i i don't know if i don't know how seriously she took the phrase so like if she's i'm sorry this is even crazier like that she's a kid's godmother and like she's gonna be like providing for them if anything were to make him ryan and like now they're not friends anymore that's weird what do you do then has anyone had a split with their god oh i'm sure i'm surprised no one's written in on dear toasters

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it does keep it fresh i can't say that i love all the stories about it but well you have to talk about it all the time right i do look forward to the trial though and like getting answers and then being done with this even though i think ultimately just like the two of them just didn't like each other or maybe did like like maybe they liked each other and then i don't buy that i don't know i'm not i think writing it off blake's ego is a little bruised

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No, I don't think anything came of it. But like maybe there was crush.

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And now they're both like butthurt and they've made it like too big of a deal to kind of back down now. But they should never like have gotten to this place. Except he needs to take back his name and his company and his movie. So I understand why he's like putting everything he has behind this.

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I don't think he listens that closely. Oh yeah, Ryan Reynolds had followed the toast over the summer when we were defending Blake from our own volition. We just, we didn't like what was happening. Let's go see. And that was a big deal when he started following. Oh, he does follow the toast for now. He still follows. For now, but that's not going to change what I say. Sorry, Ryan.

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No, you're authentic. For less than a billion. You're authentic, raw, and real. A true influencer. Thank you so much. Are you ready for our next story? Speaking of authentic, raw and real, Kylie Jenner is sharing the exact details of her boob job with a fan. So a creator on TikTok made a video saying that she loves Kylie's boobs. And like Kylie, I know you probably won't see this.

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And if you do see this, you're not gonna answer. But like, I need to know what you asked your doctor when you went in for your boob job. Hold on, I'm gonna clear my throat. Cause I know you don't like when I talk through my frog. As if it's my fault.

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Rip the bandaid, fully moved here. That was always our plan. We found ourselves going back and forth a lot. And also like when I was pregnant with Charlie, we had to move back for six months. That wasn't part of the plan and it wasn't ideal. But we wind up spending a lot of time back there and now we spend summers in New York.

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So the TikTok user uploaded a video of herself on Monday urging Kylie to share what she asked for when getting her boobs done. Hailing her boob job is the most perfect natural boob ever. She said Kylie's boobs are perfection. She said help a girl out at Kylie Jenner. I just want to know how to get them to sit like that.

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so kylie commented on the video with the exact specifications of her boobs which is crazy 445 cc moderate profile half under the muscle exclamation points silicone exclamation points garth fisher exclamation points hope this helps wow she gave the doctor she gave the cc size she gave the material what does half under the muscle mean

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No, but you could definitely bring these specs to your doctor. Just like Kylie Duke. The fact that she had a boob job was not news to Kylie fans because she had talked about it on the Kardashians. I think last season she talked about her regrets and how she...

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she had her boobs done when she was really young and like she actually misses her old boobs and like now that she, once she had a daughter, she started to like see herself differently and like, so she regretted getting them done. So it wasn't like we didn't know she had a boob job and she's telling us that, but to be so detailed is really appreciated, honestly.

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I mean, was it Lindsay Lohan just recently was like, oh, it's chia seeds. Right. Lindsay Lohan is taking like the, the chia seed route, the chia seed way out of like, I'm drinking a lot of water. I mean, that's your right as well. But also like Chris just also got the Lindsay Lohan special. And her rep like confirmed who the doctor was. And like, that's just information we need to know as women.

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So it's not snowbird at all, but like we aren't here 12 months out of the year.

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You look amazing. I think some people just like want us to believe that like it's natural and they achieve this on their own as if that's like, you know, more impressive, which I guess it would be really impressive if she achieved it through like chia seeds and fluids.

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We love that. And even, I'm sure Kylie's also had like other stuff that like we don't know about and that she wouldn't share. So just giving us like a little something, like some crumbs and anyone could go get a new job. Like, thank you, Kylie.

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The Pennsylvania Pacers, my favorite team. No, but I guess everyone got really quiet after the most recent Knicks game. So that means the Knicks didn't win.

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Oh, does anyone know who's the other team in the finals? Oh, Oklahoma City. That's Kansas.

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OKC. Like Oklahoma State. Oklahoma City in Oklahoma. Oh, but where was the KC?

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Are you going to get, I just want to know, are you going to pay for tickets or as an Indianapolis influencer, you shall receive tickets? No, I will pay for tickets. Okay. I, you know, I don't have that kind of pull there.

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It's never worked for us doing that on the show. Claudia had to pay for her own Knicks tickets. But maybe in Indianapolis, there's just more.

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Big fish, small pond. Yeah. OK, I will go. I will be decked out in Pacers gear.

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I would literally love if someone gets free championship tickets from the show, and it's not Claudia Rye.

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Speaking of, the Panthers are in the Stanley Cup. Congratulations to the Panthers. I mean, to you too. You're like a Florida girl half the time.

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What I was saying to Cass yesterday, it's a shame. Like a lot of people move to Florida from elsewhere and like they bring their team loyalties with them and it doesn't translate into like Florida pride. However, the Panthers rock. So who doesn't want to cheer for a winning team? Yeah.

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You think so? Have you ever been to Indiana? I've never been to Indiana. Have you been to the Midwest? You've been to Chicago. I've been to Oklahoma. I've not been to Chicago.

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I don't think she ever did like a Kylie lip kit tour of Ulta's.

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We do have Ulta's there. Right. I feel like. the Kardashians are actually well-traveled in the continental U.S. and abroad. But I feel like they, I mean, they're America's royal family.

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Where is she eating? What's she up to? I'm sad that Kylie's run with the NBA Finals is over.

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It was really fun to see the thing about her Knicks lingerie. I did. She posted a picture of her suitcase. So cute. And there was some, like, it looked to be lingerie. I probably wasn't. No, it probably wasn't. But everyone's freaking out. But she also was, like, playing into...

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this whole thing with timmy and the knicks and she reposted that tiktok of samantha from sex in the city saying i only get laid if the knicks win yeah so she's like i love it i know i'm sad it's over because it was just a window into their relationship and i don't know when the next one will be maybe the u.s open she likes tennis yeah but this was like front row like all about them it was a fun era i'm sad it's over but i'm happy for our pacers

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I'm not happy for you guys, but I'm happy for you. Thank you. And I do look forward to hearing if this yields any free tickets for you.

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That really elevates me to a next level. You would think, but like, trust me, we've been trying, but I hope it works out for you.

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Well, our next story, someone who was not supportive. Meghan Markle was snubbed by an A-list singer who turned down an invite to appear on her Netflix show.

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So rumors are a swirling after celebrity commentator Kinsey Schofield said on a recent podcast episode of The Nerve with Maureen Callahan that Dolly Parton reportedly snubbed Meghan after she turned down an invite to appear on the actress's Netflix series with Love, Meghan.

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Kinsey said her team was livid, Meghan's team, because no, they don't want to risk Dolly's reputation, Q score and her popularity by associating with Meghan Markle. They knew that this ask was just to give Meghan credibility in this lifestyle space, a space that Dolly does have a lot of credibility in, and Dolly declined.

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Sad, but I also have to take this story with a grain of salt. Right, because how many things have you said no to? And it doesn't mean you've snubbed them. Right. Who is Kinsey in this world? I don't know what information she has that is true. But I can imagine a world where Megan went out to Dolly Parton to come on her show, because that's just a good idea. And Dolly's saying no.

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However, I don't think it's because Dolly's as spineless as this makes it seem. I just don't think that makes complete sense for her. But I think if Dolly liked Megan, she would be like, I don't care what's popular or not. I support you. I will publicly support you. I just think she didn't want to.

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I don't think that's how Dolly operates. I think Dolly's good name is intact. I think she could do what she wants and support causes or people that she believes in.

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I don't know what's up coming for season two, but on the first season, she had Mindy Kaling. But I also think the show shouldn't have that many celebrity guests. So I didn't expect there to be more, but she does have like a lot of friends in her community. And now she's friends with Gwyneth. That would be nice if she went on, but I would love that. I think that they, it's an easy way to get.

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publicity and, like, love for your show by having beloved celebrity guests. However, like, I just don't think it's a plan for longevity. Like, if you're gonna have a fire cooking show, like, it needs to be fire with whomever is on.

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I don't know the consistency of like not needing a guest, but a lot of people like need guests. Their whole show revolves around guests. It's not like something to be ashamed of, but I think for what she's doing, it's not a guest-based show. I don't want so-and-so teaching. She had a chef come on and like teach her how to cook. I don't want to watch that.

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I just want you to cook and talk to me, not your friend who I don't know.

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I feel like we haven't even recapped it that in depth. But stay tuned for later this week because we have a big Secret Lives recap. I just want to say, that's all I'll say. If you've been looking for a Secret Lives recap, stay tuned for this week is all I'll say.

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crazy but also like sometimes we tell you have to watch something and i hope that you're doing your homework yeah yeah and it's like like watching sleepover have you re-watched it recently i've not re-watched but yancey is my icon um i do need to re-watch that how does one re-watch sleepover oh it's definitely on amazon prime okay or just like amazon and you have to buy it but it's like it's worth everything okay it stands the test of time i'll watch it on my flight after this

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So we let you know when you need to watch something. You know what show I'm watching? I'm curious if you're watching it. Probably not. Good Friends and Neighbors, the Jon Hamm show. No, I watched the trailer, though, and thought about watching it. So I have been watching it. I'm like, I don't know, maybe on episode eight. The first season just ended, so I will get cut off.

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But I am speed reading for the Redheads right now. And that's just taking up all of my free time. And I'm really enjoying the show. It's like a good scripted show. It's not amazing, but... It's good. Yeah. And it's pargy, too.

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Yeah. I saw them do it on the show, but like, what does it entail?

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Yeah. But I think like they've all just signed this contract. contract with each other and themselves and their partners being like, we're going to put our entire lives on the show. Like this is our chance at stardom. Like this could set us up for the rest of our lives. And they're doing a really good job. And you have to like respect that they are just willing to bear it all.

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Yeah. And like when people do that, they really deserve all the all the positive things that come with.

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I agree. Our fourth story, some exciting Sabrina news because Sabrina Carpenter is bringing booty shorts to the next level in a not safe for work new music teaser and billboards around town. So rumors are swirling whispers that Brainerd is going to be dropping new music. She has some billboards in like her classic Serena style. One of them says Man Child.

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So like all of this is equaling maybe like a new single coming out called Man Child. probably about Barry Keoghan. And there's a video she posted to her Instagram of her trying to hitchhike and like cute little booty shorts. So I feel like we're getting a single and a music video and we kind of need that.

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But I guess there's like a kind of a dearth in the pop space. I feel like right now, like the pop girl is going off. It's like Tate McCray and Addison. It's not doing it for me personally, but I'm also old.

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And then. Rat boy is in. I thought last summer was like rat boy summer. Did you see that? I think it's it's rat boy 2025. I think so, too, because of Timothy.

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He's Rat King. He's Rat King. Isn't that in like the Nutcracker? There's like a Rat King. That's what I was like, where is that from? That's a real thing. The Rat King. I'm seriously cracking up. We've read Nutcracker back and forth so many times. It's a book? Well, it's in everything, but we read the book. And some versions call it the Mouse King, some it's the Rat King.

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Was it a book first before it was a musicale? Well, so first it was a story, and then it was put to music by Tchaikovsky. Okay. So it's like two separate things. But in some, the girl's Maria. Some, she's in Clara. There's a lot of things. I think it gets lost in translation from the original Russian.

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I don't understand. Like, the whole thing is a dream. Yeah. And the two, Maria and Franz, like, are... No, that's her brother. Maria and the Nutcracker who turns into the prince... Yes. ...are eight years old, like, on a world tour. Yeah. And then she wakes up.

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I don't think he'll hurt her. I think even if they break up, it won't be nasty. And I don't think it'll be because he did her dirty. Watch me be so wrong. I'm seriously wrong about all of my relationship predictions. Clip it. Clip it. But I think even if they break up, which I could leave space for the fact that that could happen, even though I don't think it will.

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I do. I really do. Maybe I'm so delusional, but I'm having fun.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story before Dear Toasters? I am. Brooklyn and Nicola are on the cover of Glamour magazine. Photos are pargy. They sat down for an interview with Glamour wide ranging, talking about their wedding. This is all very interesting to me. I didn't read the interview yet. I probably won't, but it seems like we're talking a lot about Brooklyn and Nicola these days.

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They seem to be on like a bit of a, a press tour, um, like a article came out yesterday that they've hired Meghan and Harry's lawyer. I saw that. And then a few weeks ago reported they went to dinner with Meghan and Harry. I think those are like two things that they shouldn't do.

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I'm going to go to my tried and true page six. Okay. They hired UK lawyer Jenny Affia, who is a partner at a firm, to help them with their reputation management. A source tells page six that they are fed up with so much shit being written about them. A second source said, sort of sad to see these desperate and unnecessary. Okay. That's someone's opinion.

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So I guess reputation management, like crisis PR, which Megan and Harry also did.

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Which I could see maybe with the Royals, but like... Divorce for kids is a thing if you're under 18, but like Brooklyn's a grown man.

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No, it seems to be just about reputation and being able to probably sue people who are writing negative stuff about them. Now they're on the cover. I don't feel like people are writing negative stuff about them. I feel like them not going to the dad's 50th birthday is like the nail in the coffin. Yeah, that was a statement.

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I also feel like this cover, they're really, as much as they hate them, wanting to be Victoria and David Beckham. And there's so many images. He obviously looks like his dad, but she's just a gorgeous supermodel like his mom. So gorgeous. The most gorgeous in the room. She has dark hair right now, like Victoria did. It looks like an old Calvin Klein. It looks very 90s.

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It's very David and Victoria. So it's just funny that they want to separate them. from them while also wanting to skin and wear them.

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No, she's like an actress and producer. Okay, got it. The pictures, the other pictures from the shoot are really beautiful as well. It's just like a random time for them to be doing PR together. But I feel like it all actually, like this sort of dignifies all of the rumors and the fact that they're hiring someone to deal with their reputation. Like I feel like they're trying to,

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push forward as a couple, and it's not giving for me. Even though I love them as a couple, I just want them to stop and go home and call his dad and say happy birthday.

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um i don't know i would have to read the article to find out and i i don't know that i will because like i said i'm reading for the right right now what book are you guys reading right now seven and a half deaths of evelyn hardcastle and it's like very it feels like a julian fellows is there show any relation to like seven no no okay like literally and you could say seven and the evelyn and you could say like oh the author copied the title

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when I tell you this author has never heard of it because just the, it's literally set like 1920s British countryside. It's like a Julian fellows movie in a book. It's a murder mystery too. And I just know that if you ask him who's Evelyn Hugo, like he would have no idea.

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But when I first chose it, of course, like, and maybe even the title, it was like interesting to me because it reminds me of Evelyn Hugo, but these two things could not be more different. Unfortunately, though the book is, it's, I can't say it's bad because it's a good book. It's like,

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Well, we'll see. I haven't finished it yet. And I feel like the ending is going to be like, we've been working towards a big ending. And if the payoff is good, you might hear me saying something different on the episode. Let's get into Dear Toasters because we need to help the girlies out. We have some really great submissions today. Dear Toasters is our weekly advice segment.

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If you want advice from Jackson Friends or Jackson Claude when she's back, write into deartoasters at gmail.com or head over to our website and submit your quandary. It will all be anonymous. The website's automatically anonymous. And if you do email us, like we will never share. It's not even on my, like we, details out the window. Thank you to everyone who wrote in.

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Let's start with our first one. Hey, Jackson friends. I found myself in a bit of a dilemma and I need the help of my favorite swirlies. I'm a freshman in high school and the adjustment has been very difficult for me. I've always been a positive and outgoing girly, but coming into high school, I have shut myself off and I now lack any real close friendships, which I have never struggled with before.

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I listen and look up to you guys so much, so I'll take whatever advice you guys have to heart. Thank you so much.

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First of all, I love that you are in high school and you're a toaster. Like that means the world. I've actually been here myself. I don't know if you listen to our Patreon episode when we talked about our childhood and growing up and how I switched high schools in the middle of high school. And I had a really hard time making friends. And like I literally had to apply myself to making friends.

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And it's just sort of the thing where, at least for me, like I had to just disassociate and like pretend to be someone that I was not like an outgoing person. not shy person and get her done. No, it was so hard to do. And it definitely like made me stronger as an individual and just put yourself out there. And I feel like in those moments, I'm just like, okay, I'm not me.

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Like I'm just a person who is a gonna make a friend right now. And I feel like you could find like different ways to connect with people, like based on hobbies that you have, like maybe joining some clubs or if you have certain subjects that you really like, like finding people in classes that like you connect with.

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But I feel like you shouldn't feel bad that it's more of an effort for you than it's ever been before or more of an effort than it seems to be for other people.

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to a group or two girls or one girl be like hey guys how are you like I know it sounds like seriously cringe like I want to die but that's what it takes if it's not happening naturally and like for some people it's easier to make friends or they don't have to think about it or they have childhood friends or family friends they have like built in friends but it's not like that for everyone and also realize that

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other people are feeling this way, not just you. And like someone, you might go up to someone and say hi and like it will make their day and you don't know what they're going through. So just sort of see it from like a bird's eye view of like, you're not, it's not like everyone has their amazing friends and you're a friendless person, even though that's how it feels.

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Yeah. There are so many ways to get involved. And even if someone else is having a fundraiser, like if it's something that you want to be a part of, like that is a great way to meet people. Like you have to get people's phone numbers and connect and send them stuff. And like, it just keeps you busy. And then you're like, oh, and yeah. And she said she's a freshman.

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And we are rooting for you, and we've all been there. Yes. Next up, hey, Swirlys. My boyfriend and I have been together for almost three years now. Our relationship is very healthy and thriving, and he is seriously such a p-john. Our plan is to get engaged next year and married the following. However, I have one aspect of this future with him that I have trouble getting over. It's finances.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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He thinks we should have separate bank accounts and deal with our own finances individually. I completely disagree and want to take more of a joint approach with shared accounts. I stopped bringing up the topic because I don't think I can change his mind. I trust him. But like, what if he wants to suspend it secretly? Is this going to be used against me someday? What should I do?

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And it's just like, I was going to ask you, cause a lot of what you're saying does sound like secret wives. Like they're on their third husband and they're 26. And I'm like, I see how that happens. Like, yeah.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, I wouldn't just assume, like maybe you don't want any part of his finances. Yeah, like keep it separate. I wouldn't just assume it's like he's going off spending and doesn't want you to know about it. But we do a fusion of both of these things. So we each have separate accounts, but we have a joint account that we each put the same amount in. And... we use it for like joint ventures.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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Maybe you could suggest a little combo. Yeah, a little combo. The combo has worked for us because then also you get to have like your personal freedom. If I want to get a little something, I'm getting myself a little something.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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I enjoy it. So if you want to buy yourself a Chanel bag. Yeah, now I can do whatever. You do it from your joint account?

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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Kathleen, you are an influencer, a Miami Swirly, and a toaster. I am. My favorite thing. The trifecta. The trifecta when looking for a co-host for Florida Month.

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Yeah. And I imagine she has a job if they're like not married and she's not like living off of him as his girlfriend. But yeah, also making sure that you can both put an agreed upon amount into a joint checking like that he's good for that. And whatever else he has or doesn't have, like, OK, that's your problem.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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But I also wouldn't be like, he's hiding something. It's a deal breaker. Like it's a tricky subject. Yeah. And really get to the bottom of why does he want to keep it separate?

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. I agree. And you have to. And I think if he's a PJ and like you said, like everything about him is perfect. Like this is an obstacle that you can overcome.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. But then sometimes it does work out. Like there are couples there that got married really young and like it's going well. I mean, Claudia and Ben.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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Cause you don't want to deal with what he's going on, which is not Pargy. Yep.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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You never know. Next. That is so off. That's so off. So weird. I would knock it to the ground and break it and then be like, oops, garbage. Yeah, I would just go in. Wap out the photo.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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It's like, have you tried changing the photo to a different one that you like? Does it resurface every time? It regenerates and it's still the picture of you and your ex? I don't think she's tried yet. You need to take matters into your own hands. Of course, it's upsetting that your mom wouldn't want to take down this picture of this now stranger, irrelevant person who hurt you.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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But Claudia will always say about this. She's like, Ben and I like are the exception to this.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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That's a different issue. But if we just want to tackle the issue of having to see the photo, get rid of it.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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I totally agree. Get her done and then deal with the obvious larger underlying issues at a later date. Yeah, you need to talk to her about that and just tell her that it's time to let go. Agreed. Well, that's Dear Toasters. I think we've really helped out the swirls. Kathleen, thank you so much for joining me today.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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We match in our brown. Yeah, your content is really Pardulish, fashion girly. So check it out and we will be back. This was so fun.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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Anytime. We'll be back tomorrow with another wonderful episode. We love you. Bye.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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And it makes you wonder like what we do now that we're going to look back on and be like, that's so, the dances.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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You're not marked safe on reels. No, but like I'll watch videos of people doing like the script of acting, you know, a voiceover or whatever. And it's like good content. That's how people create content. But like if you really take a step back and think about like how long did it take you to memorize that? That's what you spent like one whole hour doing.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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It's true. And I do feel like for the most part, we've graduated from filters. Like even on Instagram for a while, there were like those AI beauty filters that were like, they didn't even look real, but they were just nice to look at. But I feel like I've been clean from using beauty filters for two years now.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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That doesn't look like a human being. No, it's so scary. And I was so beautiful then. Like, girl, take the filter off. My skin was so good. Put it on now in 2025. Now I'm so brave.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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Imagine if you didn't respond because you were like, this is spam.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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Yes, it did. But you're saying they look like real people. If they didn't tell you you used a filter, it's just better technology.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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I'm humbled and proud that we are your first one. Yes, you guys are taking my podcast virginity. What did you expect when you came here and what...

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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is what like i kind of thought we'd be in like a small little room um i also didn't expect this to be so beautiful and i also like that we can kind of see ourselves like i can look oh yeah yesterday a little i can just just in case we're supposed to turn off the monitor because otherwise we'll just stare at ourselves the whole time like hey yeah um so we should turn off no i like it you like it okay but like just in case i'm like eyes up here yeah that one's your account i'm trying to just look at you

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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I understand. I'd be the same way. Like, I don't tell anyone anything until it's over. And it will be funny if you like don't tell your friends who are toasters and then they'll just like open up their phone. Yeah, that's the plan.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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I love that. Jump scare. Kathleen's on the toast. We have such an important episode today. I'm so excited. Because we have the past five stories.

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And we are here to work and break down the stories. And then we also have Dear Toasters. You are here on a Tuesday. Yes, DTQ. I'm here for you. She will be making sure that we get to the Dear Toasters today.

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We have some really cute submissions and the girlies need our help. I'm here to help. We're here to help.

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Well, yeah, hence Tuesday, I guess. But we are so excited that you are here. Thank you. I'm so excited. For the toasters out there who don't, Know you. Will you please introduce yourself?

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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Well, that's also like co-hosting the toast. Like this is an act of service. We're giving back to the community and we appreciate your service. Yeah. We're just here to help. We're here to help. I'm so excited. So now without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you to do.

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How To Make Friends and Influence People with Kathleen Post: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2025

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I feel like anyone who comes in the toast, even if they don't listen all the time, like they know that we are a little funky and we've got things and we've got inside jokes. So like when we when I do something like that, it's like, oh, OK, that's just like toasting. OK, got it. You know, they don't question it. I would hope. I don't think they think we're so like straight laced. Right.

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Yeah, we're having fun. We're quirky. Even though we are getting down to business. Yes, we're here to work. Today's episode of The Toast is brought to you by Smart Mouth. Smart Mouth is the only mouthwash that is scientifically proven to eliminate and prevent bad breath for 24 hours with just two rinses a day. Here at The Toast, we take bad breath very seriously.

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We are dedicated to combating bad breath and helping the world in combating bad breath as well. And so is the inventor of Smart Mouth. His name is Dr. Cohen, and he spent years researching halitosis. He literally wrote the book on it. And we are such big fans of his work here at The Toast, and we are so honored to be spreading the gospel of Smart Mouth.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Our first story. Let's go back. Back to the beginning.

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Okay, to pass muster means to be accepted as adequate or satisfactory. His reason passed muster. Is that a phrase?

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And I just want to say, I feel like Justin and Kristen like are aligned and her enemy is his enemies and vice versa and who he likes, she likes too. So I actually think she has no issue with you.

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I don't think he would be, like, liking someone that Kristen had an issue with. Like, they're right or wrong. Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool. So that bodes well. But we're going back, back to the beginning. Yes. Because Laguna Beach High School reunion, their 20-year high school reunion was this weekend. Lauren Conrad went. Stephen Coletti went. You have to remember it's, like, their year.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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No, that is what is so crazy. Like, has there ever been a more high-stakes high school reunion? Did anyone have a more public high school experience than Laguna Beach? No.

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Pass muster in the dictionary means to be accepted as adequate. That's literally his reason pass muster.

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Yeah, it seems really young. Yeah, and it just... It seems crazy. Yeah, it is crazy. What's crazier is that they all went, especially Lauren. But I guess... It's not crazy. She is just a down-home girly. I think she lives in Laguna now with her family, so it's like, why wouldn't she go to her high school reunion? But they all went. Lauren, Stephen, Trey, Dieter, Morgan, Christina.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's being built for a season.

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I'm durn good. I've chosen the curtain life today. We kind of left you guys on a cliffhanger yesterday.

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However, it all worked out, didn't it? Yes, yes, it did. And they had just like a regular, degular, well, Laguna Beach style 20 year high school reunion. They shared pictures. Everyone was getting together. It's like they literally wore name tags like that. So crazy.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Yeah. Yeah. I would love to. They should have had MTV there for the reunion to see where is everyone now? How's everyone doing? How did the show change your life?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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And no, you're right. I don't, it's not like in the last 24 hours I heard that phrase and now I'm bringing it to the show. I don't know what recess, I don't know what recess of my mind it came from. I don't know what.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Yeah. How often does our high school have reunions? Because I would be coming up on my 15th. They do every five. Every five. OK, my my 10th was a Zoom that I didn't join. My five I went to.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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You're still friends with everyone.

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I think I don't think 15 will be a big one. I think 20 is the big one.

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No, it was like the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. Like, hey, all. Yeah. It wasn't weird enough. Yeah. You know? No. Like now it's like I wouldn't recognize people. And that's the vibe I want.

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It's also because we don't have Facebook. It doesn't. That is true. They're not like coming across our newsfeed.

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Yeah. That's why we need our reunion because people need to be able to keep up with us. They, they have no idea what we're up to. We're so private, you know, we're so private. We're not on Facebook.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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She's really been making waves on her podcast. Have you been seeing?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Rising Tides. Love it. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. So, Apple Martin debuted this weekend at the Paris Debutante Ball. I'm obsessed. Now, we talked about this.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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His reason passed muster. And I'm excited for him that he's hitting the mean streets of Brooklyn to film content.

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went in a custom Valentino gown. She looked amazing. She's very beautiful. Her mom was there. Her dad was there. Her grandma was there. She like, it was really a family fair. It was like her bat mitzvah. It was like her bat mitzvah.

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They are being very conscious here. And that's always nice to see. Lily Collins also debuted at this ball. Did you know that in 2007?

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And also, so did Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis, which kind of ruins it a little bit.

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She looks adorable. And by the way, the picture looks like it could have been taken yesterday. She looks the same.

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Oh, also Lori Harvey debuted there and Ava Phillippe.

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Yeah. Yeah. But I'm sure it's also like you have to remember that even though these people are like glitz and glamour, like they're still teenagers and they have their insecurities and drama and all of that. So I think it's like a very high stakes high school. Yeah. Event.

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Yeah. Really, really cute. That's like now a fun thing we can look forward to every year. Thanks, TikTok, for pointing this out.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Are you ready for our next story? Some almost casting news that's pretty crazy. Judy Greer turned down an audition for Modern Family's Claire Dunphy because she didn't want to be America's mom. She said the role felt so limiting.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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The role was written for her. They didn't get Judy Greer, so they got Foodie Freer. Yeah, literally. She is so wrong for this. Does she stand by the decision? It's explaining. She revealed in a recent episode of the Dinners on Me podcast that she passed on an audition for the role of Claire Dunphy. She would have gotten it. Told host who's Jesse Tyler Ferguson, who portrayed Mitchell, your fave.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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That's a really good answer. Who's yours?

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Yeah, but he gets bogged down with Mitchell's storylines.

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Yeah. So Judy Greer said that at that point in her career, she was starting to play characters with children. In a movie, people kind of see it and then they forget, she said. In a TV show, it's just like, you're a mom. That's it. She added that she didn't even want kids in real life at the time and that it was not even on the table for her.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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She said, I was like, I think I'm not going to audition for it. I was really torn about it, but I ended up obviously not. Who knows if I would have gotten it anyway. I know. You would have. I was just like, I don't know if I want to be America's mom yet.

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That's one of the last shows that benefits from, like, rerun checks. Yeah, that and Big Bang Theory.

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Yeah, like, set for life, but okay, you didn't want to be America's mom and be seen in this way.

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And also she did guest star on the show in the first season, like as someone's girlfriend.

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Yeah. Phil Dunphy's ex-girlfriend. Yeah.

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Yeah. Maybe like she regretted it later in the podcast episode, but this variety write-up, I'm not sensing the regret.

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But I also think like when you miss out on something like that, like it's kind of what you have to tell yourself to sleep at night.

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Because you can't live a life of regret. You can't.

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Yeah, me as well. She wouldn't have had to work.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Coupled with some misinformation about December 4th. Today is December 3rd. I am on the toast. You did not get Ben. It was a make it work moment and we made it work.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I understand. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story, our fourth story, some podcasting news? Oh, always. Guess who's launching a podcast?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I actually, like, it's not the usual because when I tell you this person, you're going to be like, oh, don't they have a podcast slash why would they even want a podcast? Let me hear. Oprah. Oprah's new weekly podcast will include interviews with Oprah's book club authors. So Oprah is expanding her presence in the podcast sphere. What?

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Oprah's book club invites fans to listen to the TV personality in conversation with select book club authors in the Oprah podcast. The weekly podcast will feature Oprah interviewing one book club author each month with other episodes, including discussions with leaders, global newsmakers, bestselling authors, visionaries, and cultural change makers.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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She also, she also hosts Oprah's super soul podcast, which is why like she's, it's not unfamiliar to hear Oprah's name in podcasting, but also like she's had like a million TV shows. She's just in media. So it's not like we're finally hearing from Oprah. Yeah.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Well, let's talk about what this means for the redheads because she's kind of like coming for us.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I think so. I think she saw that there's a want for it. The thing is, it seems like we're doing kind of different stuff here, so I'll let her do her thing.

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Love that. Yeah. And what are these things that he's filming? Like for him, where will we see them?

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Yeah. It's a no brainer and makes sense.

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So also she's been doing her book club for 28 years as part of the, that was like the first segment on the Oprah Winfrey show.

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Yeah. So she actually walked so the redheads could run. Rising tides raise all sides. Do you think her and Reese hate each other? I think that they can convince themselves that they're different. And because they are different in what they do.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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yeah i want to see like a list of her i think that might have been the first and also i feel like it's a lot of non-fiction yes yeah which i like yeah so i just i think i gravitate more towards race but that doesn't mean it's better speaking of i'm reading our book for the redheads we're reading shred sisters it's our last book of the year dana chose it it's it's really good so far i'm really excited

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Yeah. I feel like you're not reading it hastily.

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The chef-y space. Well, speaking of Ben filming stuff, I have to talk about what you guys did last night, even though I'm sure you were going to.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I'll miss the pargy-ness of this studio and the ultra-HJ and staring camp right in the eye.

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And someone could tell me how to pronounce it. And it's like Dachshund.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Thank you, Code Turt. And welcome. Our fifth and final story, a little follow-up news to yesterday's lead story, Vanderpump Rules. Andy Cohen is addressing the bombshell casting change and said it's the absolute right thing to do.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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Right. He addressed the network's decision to replace the series' longtime stars with a new group of close-knit servers on Monday's episode of his SiriusXM show, Andy Cohen Live. He said Bravo announced, or word got out, that they're revamping the show, and I have to say this is, first of all, the absolute right thing to do.

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He said he was so impressed that producers were able to keep the show going over the last couple years despite the main stars no longer working at Sir. I think what was more impressive was that they were still able to connect it to Sir, not that they could do a show.

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I agree. He said the entire point of the show morphed and changed as it went on, and it wound up that James Kennedy was the only one with any kind of footprint at Sir because he was DJing there occasionally. Now he's gone on, and he's got a residency in Vegas, and he's having great success.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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I actually do believe that he like does see you next Tuesdays or whatever, because like so many people come. It's a great thing. It's like where he got his start. It's actually a good thing for everyone.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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And that one hurt. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That one hurt. Then he also talked about how cast wouldn't film together, he said. And then you have the others who don't want to be in the same room, much less on the same show with each other. And that makes sense, too. So what you were left with was really just a few pieces of what the original Vanderpump Rules was.

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So I think this is a very smart programming move. He likened the shakeup to the Roni reboot. He said, in Roni's case, we had 13 seasons of a show that was so beloved and so great. And it went on and on. And sometimes for a show, it's the end of the road or it's time to curve or swerve or pivot. And that's where we were with Roni. And that's what's happening with Vanderpump Rules.

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The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

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No, and actually, like, OC is coming back from the ashes. And I think a lot of the answers for the future lie in the past. In the past.

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Bringing back, like, Tamra and Alexis. And that's why now my new philosophy is that sometimes someone needs a break and I don't want to see them anymore. And I'm like, I can't have this person on the show. But that doesn't mean that I feel that way forever. Like, there is a time and place for them to come back.

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And I think that's what they need to do more of instead of wiping the slate clean tabula rasa.

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And then maybe in three years bring her back. And then also I think people get like a little too big for their britches where like this is, they think this is my show. Yeah. And losing the job for a year or two will teach you that this is a group project. It's so true.

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2770.06

Carol, Aviva, Heather. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Heather.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

278.693

I saw someone posted the control room.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

2784.386

I feel like you could tell me that on any day, you know?

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

2809.647

Tinsley, even though she is so moved on.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

2824.21

No, she wasn't a great housewife, but she was like living in that apartment.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

2831.497

It was chaos. And you want to root for her.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

2875.867

Yeah, yeah. So we just need a breather. We just need a breather. And Beverly Hills is on tonight, so we'll both watch and recap tomorrow.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

2889.141

Oh, yeah. Not a worry in the world.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

2989.801

And stepsisters, you don't share a parent. This is so like murky. It's gross. But Claudia, Sharon, Josh, and we all loved Clueless.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3005.695

Yeah, but that's just like due to the age, the timeline of everything, like that wouldn't.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3012.478

I just feel like if you're going to sleep with your step-sibling, you have to marry them. That's the only way. No, I'm sorry. You don't just like hook up with.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3023.945

No, but, like, say two people's parents are getting together. And then, like, the kids kind of, like, get romantic. And wouldn't it be cute if everyone got married? It's only cute if everyone gets married. So, I don't know. Like, the thing is, he didn't do anything wrong.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3039.489

Like, legally, it's fine. You know, more, like... Genetically, it's fine. This is just really fucking crazy and not something that most people have to deal with because most people can't sleep with a family member.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3073.513

It's so weird, but like of all the people you can sleep with. Here's the ultimate question. Is this a deal breaker? Literally she's describing a perfect relationship.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3101.144

It's both upsetting because say he slept with his sister at one point, but the parents were no longer together, so he never saw her anymore. Like, okay, that'd just be like a weird, yeah, exactly, a weird, interesting kind of crazy fact about him.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3112.432

But they are still together, so it's both. It's the fact that he slept with his stepsister, but also the fact that they're still together and so she's always around.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

312.536

I actually turned on QVC the other day because I was just like looking for something to have in the background. And I actually like QVC around the holidays because they've got great energy and I like to shop. And the way that they could make you buy anything, like they were zooming in on this like bar of chocolate.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3127.916

Now let me ask you something. Say that this is the unfortunate truth and things happen, okay? Should he have ever told her? No. Is this something he should have taken to his grave? Yes. And don't ask questions you don't want answers to. Yeah, let's go back to the whole. What was the question she asked? Yeah, it was crazy.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3149.035

Tell me something really disturbing about you so I have the ick about you for the rest of my days. That's what she asked.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3198.121

I'm sorry. I'm going to, I'm going to press my like giving grace and holding space button.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3206.209

I just, she's describing a perfect relationship. Like I could see watching a movie about this and watching like the parents get together and then maybe the young son and the young daughter, like a lot of late nights and they, and they hook up. Ooh, awkward. But they don't mind. Like I could see liking it in a movie. So I'm going to have to hold space.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3236.438

That is so unfortunate. And this is just a warning to everyone. Don't ask your partner to share a concerning but interesting facts about them.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3249.121

And I guess if you never picked up that vibe before, that's good.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

331.607

It didn't even look, like if I passed that chocolate at the store, I wouldn't look twice at it. Actually, it had like live nuts in it. It was not for me. The way they were talking about this chocolate, I had to try it.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3320.783

Listen, everyone who sees that picture on her feed, everyone can see. She's literally showing everyone how crazy she is.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3349.944

No, it's so crazy. But she's exposing herself. And, like, you've got to pick your battles. And, like, seriously, you cannot stress over everything when you're pregnant. Like, de-escalate. Like, protect your peace. I know.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3380.389

Like, your husband should 100% have had your back. That's really crazy that your husband is leaving you for three days and you're pregnant. I don't want to look too much into it. Just...

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3389.302

No, no, no. You're not wrong. Like, if you just need us to tell you you're not wrong, like, that is so crazy. But you also need to protect your peace and lower your stress levels. That's all you can do in this situation.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3431.86

Yeah. Turdy, protect your peace. It's not good.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

344.604

Like a whole nut sitting on top. Multiple of different kinds of nuts. I'm not nutty.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3501.931

She said boyfriend. Yeah. Okay, run.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3528.023

I see a child that the mood has to be up here for an entire dinner. Like we can't just like have a conversation. And agreed, Claudia, you made a sale. We're celebrating the sale. You're not the president. Like calm down. The world doesn't stop. Other people had days too.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3553.994

It's definitely not a whole meal. If two people got engaged, would you share this? That's different. That's a group of people. Like the two of you are having a conversation. You're in a relationship. You're sharing your day. That's different than dinner party conversation. Yes, perhaps a story about a sick patient is not dinner party conversation.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3575.562

That, like... No, and to say... It's not... That's not normal. To say that it's poor etiquette... If someone, like, went on and on about my poor etiquette, I'd have to stop them right there.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3611.645

I'm pushing my this is a red flag button. Evaluate the rest of the relationship.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3618.652

And you know. You, dear toaster, dear reader.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

364.938

Seriously, why? And I'm not saying like yucky. I would never eat that. It's like not preferred.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3643.468

What did she say that he does? Maybe he's like a realtor. Maybe he sold like a. She didn't say.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3651.295

It doesn't mean we can't talk about the rest of our day.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3673.642

I'm concerned. I'm concerned across the board for the toasters out there. We knew post-Thanksgiving was going to be a rough one, but honestly, I have a pit.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3685.768

Just think about what the people on Facebook think. At worst, they think she's pregnant. She's having a geriatric pregnancy. And at best, they see what you see and what we all see. Yeah.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3706.452

So just let the crazies crazy. Protect your bees.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3714.88

We have so much time. We could even sing our party song. I just want to sing it all day long.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

3753.714

Love you. Oh, Claude, let's try one here. Let's just see. Maybe the curtain is our secret charm. I feel like maybe we did it. I always feel that way. Okay.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

390.157

I do think Harrogate is the exception, but I'm not going to argue because we'll be here for days. We'll never see eye to eye.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

397.185

They were also selling this vacuum cleaner, and I wasn't titillated, but then they were showing how you could clean your kid's car seat with it. Oh. I thought that was something to really consider. That's how they got you. Yeah. Yeah. Practical application of policy.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

421.152

And you know what? Maybe passing muster came out of the woodwork today because I didn't get like a lot of sleep last night, but I got better sleep than the night before. Yesterday, I was not coming up with passing muster.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

433.28

I was barely passing muster myself.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

437.723

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was just, you know, the brain wasn't hundo pee.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

485.224

No, if you, like, have you out there have anything to say about, like, Claudia's pregnant woman dress, like, trying to get it. She has no holidays. Like, you're a mean person.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

501.798

Yeah, I actually just ordered some dresses last night. I'm a little bit behind, but we could always hit the mall, turdy.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

522.895

Like not, you know, gangbusters. So I don't want to – the stories are what we make them. I'll just leave it at that.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

55.17

Okay, his reason, P-A-S-S-E-D, space, M-U-S-T-E-R.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

554.513

However, if we make too much of the stories, we will not have time for Dear Toasters. No, let's be mindful.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

592.49

I think you need to get in the studio. Well, I'm actually in the studio, and so are you. You know what I was thinking about, Jackie? You need to get into the recording studio and write a song called The Pargy Song.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

626.288

Such a flop. What I thought you were going to say is you wrote, when we heard that she was coming out with a song, it was like, I am. She was doing Easter eggs. We wrote a song. Yeah, how did it go? Remind me. I am free. No, Jackie, I am real.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

643.159

I know. I'm not being alone too much to dance with your heart.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

649.322

We need to get back in the studio and then I'll stop singing my party song when I decide the party-ness is long gone.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

665.373

Without further ado-do-do-do-do about the Par-G song, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

694.016

just one just one and do you think that he thinks you're a freak i can't see him so and do you think that he thinks that like you're like a girl who like started a podcast like for fun and three people listen like do you think he knows that like this is kind of like the joe rogan of the jewish community yeah and he definitely knows it's the joe rogan no he's actually familiar with the toast because he works a lot with with lexus waters oh okay okay so oh cool okay he uses so you're saying lexus waters ate these eggs

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

76.415

Is that what you were trying to say? His reason passed muster.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

804.762

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Okay.

The Toast

The Reason Passed Muster: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024

89.339

Now you're making me feel like it's not a phrase. Let me just.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

10.305

It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1001.335

I'm very like beach accessible.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1013.182

Why would you even think of such a thing? I wouldn't, I wouldn't. That doesn't even make sense.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1022.046

Or, yeah, somewhere multi-seasonal. I guess the Hamptons would work for me because it's beach and pargy.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1030.517

I think it would work, like if I must. Yeah, we could make anything work. We're really just down-home girls.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1063.06

Yeah. I will watch it at some point, but I've been going to sleep... like since New York, like just really early to like catch up on my Zs. And I would like to continue that habit. So we'll see. White Lotus puts me to bed at like 11 p.m. because it's five hours. So that's really hard.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

108.109

Yeah. He's so swirly. And I feel like sometimes people might skip guest episodes if they don't know the guests. And like, even if you don't know Andrew Schultz, like it's an episode of the toast. The vibes are so swirly. We're just being a couple of girlies. My husband listened to it, which I was like nervous. Cause like I talked about his toenails, but he loved it. Oh my God. He was raving.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1119.219

Yeah, it really is. Plus, I have a lot of TV to catch on because I didn't watch TV in New York like Southern Charm.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1127.181

Summer house, yeah. So I've got work to do.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1150.168

Yeah, yeah. So without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

124.033

He was like, that was just so entertaining.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1351.966

Wow, thank you for the kind words, Turdiloo. Yes, I was introduced-

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1355.547

to caraway slow and steadily but now with a big boom everything in my house is caraway if you are new to the caraway journey i would start with their frying pan because you can use it for everything everything eggs meat like making tacos whatever you want to make and then they have their cookware set which is like four pans that runs the gamut of everything that you need has like a nice dutch oven if you're a soup maker i don't know if you like soup and if you do like soup that's great because soup is really great for you but then you can also get their bakeware set you like muffins

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1383.326

Bakeware set like brownies. And then also you could use that as a casserole dish. They're also versatile and pargy. Did I mention how pargy they are? And you don't have to use all that oil because it doesn't stick. So it's healthier and it makes cleanup a breeze. Cause as I said, it doesn't stick.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1440.744

Thanks, Claudia. I love an exclusive deal. Okay. That's my favorite kind of deal.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1451.877

what some tape on my thing you know i noticed in the pictures and i was like what is that tape where just like a bit of like masking tape was on my sweatpants nothing major

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1470.709

Yeah, consider yourselves lucky.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1483.98

okay our first story what everybody's talking about glenn powells and sydney sweeney were spotted together at glenn's sister's wedding his sister posted a photo of she and sydney at her wedding in texas see also sydney and jonathan have confirmed broken up and now she's with glenn who she was schmoozing with with the movie and apparently this is the plot of the movie and everyone is in a tizzy and how fun for all of you

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

150.603

Everybody was fed yesterday. And honestly, I'd rather have recorded a thousand episodes of the toast yesterday than do what I did, which was travel. I just had a miserable travel day. Thankfully, I got a lot of sleep last night. So I'm like coming back to myself. But I am just I need to get righted, you know.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1555.022

Except for when he was leaving with Lily James.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1568.021

I don't know I feel I would I would like this I think would be really exciting I like them both separately so why not together sure but I do feel like say they like fell in love while they were filming their movie or they had feelings for one another but they were forbidden feelings because she's in a relationship and he was in a relationship and it's not something that they would act on I don't think they would have so publicly pretended to have feelings for each other for the promotion of the movie I think that's a really weird dynamic I think that's something that you a silly thing that you do with someone who's like totally a friend and you're like let's promote this movie and

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1597.483

not someone that you're secretly pining for.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1609.43

Yeah, so that's what, that's, you know, the more sober theory is that they're friends. Probably Sidney would have gone with her fiance if they hadn't broken up. Right. She's not there as Glenn's date. However, it is a little puzzling, like you're so close with Glenn Powell's sister from the time you filmed the movie with Glenn Powell, you must have been like spending a lot of time

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1626.482

with Glenn Powell in his personal life.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1633.498

How else could she know sister of Glenn Powell?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1652.794

That goes viral. Like, is the dress white or blue?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1660.257

No, it's not an appropriate shade of blue for a wedding, I would agree. Yeah. Okay. Just want to put that out there. But it's technically blue, you know?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1691.505

It was like Moroccan and Syrian.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1714.861

No, and sometimes, like, someone's wearing something close to white or something like a little bridal, and it's like, don't worry, we don't think you're the bride. Like, you're not out shining the bride. Don't worry.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

172.249

We need to talk about party wares, because like if you had me sitting here in a suit today, I wouldn't be happy.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1723.387

But Sidney Sweeney coming in a competitive dress, like, I want to go home if I'm the bride.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1756.811

Yeah, but sometimes celebrities do dress inappropriate for people's weddings.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1778.061

Oh, well, that's something else. Also, the color of the bridesmaids for Glenn's sister wedding was light blue. So there's a chance she was a bridesmaid, but I think that's far-fetched.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1797.326

But how did she meet Glenn Powell's sister? I don't know. Through Glenn. Self. It's not so cut and dry. And also, Glenn had a couple other friends there. John Stamos was there. They worked together on Scream Queens. Jack McBrayer, of course, who's his neighbor. So Glenn got to invite some of his friends, which is always nice.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1825.018

If Glenn Plowell was my brother, I'd be like, invite all your friends. Yes.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1833.106

Right, right. You want to invite some coworkers, some business associates.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1860.079

That's what I was saying the other day.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1868.164

But what's weird to me is like they both seem like normal people, right? Normal, attractive people that aren't weird and don't have like a crazy weird thing about them. Like why wouldn't they be attracted to one another? You know?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1886.811

But some good looking people are awful.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1890.137

And like bad person, like weird and just not real people. These both seem like funny, cute, nice. Why can't two funny, cute, nice people be together? Like why do they hate each other so much? Because they should be together.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

191.847

I remember the last time we did like things to order and it sold out so quickly and people did not get what they wanted, which is a bummer for everyone. So we were like, goal is everyone gets what they want.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1913.294

I know, but no one... We're going to correct ourselves. We're going to correct ourselves, but no, everyone thinks that we like totally murdered the call, but... I know.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1925.661

Yeah. But we'll get into it. Yeah. I actually just swapped it in because I remembered we had to talk about that. That came out like right after we wrapped on Friday.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1937.625

Agreed. Smiling because it happened.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1942.383

Are you ready for our next story?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1948.028

For his exit from SNL this weekend. As we reported last week, Morgan Wallen played SNL this weekend. He played two songs on the show that he has assorted history with. And then during the send-off at the end of the show where the host and the musical performer always say goodbye and then they hug everyone in the cast and crew.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1963.542

He said bye, he hugged Mikey Madison and he walked off like directly into the camera. And now everybody is reading the body language of everyone on the stage, including the crew, the cast and crew, who seem to be like very far behind them. Pushed back. Further than usual. Their like body language is like, Like timid and like scared, not open and excited.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

1994.927

Get me back to God's country. And then a cast member posted on their Instagram the back of a Krispy Kreme truck and said, get me to God's country. That was a writer. Yeah. Yeah. So there's, this is not nothing. Plus all the history. Um, what do you think?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

2048.378

I think if that were true, he would have walked off side stage. I don't think you walk into the camera when you're right. Think you're leaving somewhere. Like he just walked right out of the building.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

2095.362

Yeah, not that much could have happened, though, because he's only the musical performer. It's not like he's in the room, war room, working up sketches with them, insulting people.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

2105.249

So it's obviously just not the best fit of an environment. And I actually think the walk-up, I don't think it was that crazy. Now that I've seen the video so many times and everyone's talking about it, I'm like, oh yeah, it's a big deal. But he just left.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

234.646

We've got a varsity rugby shirt. We do a lot of crewnecks, T-shirts, a lot of the skews you've seen before. Your favorites are back. But we have this new collared baby blue rugby polo that is so cute. I think that's my favorite.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

2453.559

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

264.711

So sick. Like, I seriously feel so bad.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

2959.873

Well, Mazel Tov to Craig and Natalie.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

297.416

I was like, oh yeah, because I'm on April 4th. That's Ben's birthday. I have big plans. Yeah, no, sorry, it's Ben's birthday. We're not doing a show.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

2970.979

And like, I don't know a lot about her, but she does seem like she'd be willing to move.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

2979.013

And ready for reality TV. Because anyone who's an influencer and a model is ready for reality. It's open. And it's good for their careers.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

3020.32

I agree. Are you ready for our next story?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

3026.102

Yeah. Meghan Trainor admits to using weight loss medication after her shocking transformation. Meghan Trainor admitted to using weight loss medication to slim down after her dramatic transformation. It's not that shocking. It's or dramatic. I feel like... Well, when you look at like the... before picture from like a million, from when we first met her to now.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

3047.535

Yes, it's a dramatic transformation, but like over time.

The Toast

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Yeah, so she posted an Instagram, I think celebrating like something, Billboard Women in Music. Yeah, she posted a long caption saying like how she has been on a journey to be the healthiest, strongest version of herself for her kids who are four and one. She said, I've worked with a dietician, made huge lifestyle changes, started exercising with a trainer. And yes, I use science and support.

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Shout out to Manjaro. To help me after my second pregnancy. And I'm so glad I did. Because I feel great. I feel like this is a great way. Because she was the name that I texted you last week. When we were talking about. Yes. People who are obviously on these things. But haven't mentioned it. So I'm not going to put her on blast. Like of course. Like she is. She's. But the thing about her is like.

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She's on tour. She's working so hard. Like it's clearly not like. She's just like sitting on her couch. And injecting herself. And like. you know, looking for change. Like she has changed her entire life. She like dances so hard. She's constantly active. And like, I think doing all of that coupled with the shot, like the results are amazing. She looks amazing.

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By the way, spoiler alert, you're going to hate yourself when you're skinny too.

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Yeah, so I think now, and we're seeing this as a pattern now, so I feel like now when people leave the community, they shouldn't even have the expectation that they can do it in a way that people will be happy with. Like they should just do it on their own timeline, whatever works best for them.

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But like trying to do it in tandem with like feeling like you're not disappointing people is just fruitless. There's no right way to do it because you could say from the beginning, I'm doing it. You could say it at the end. You could say it at the middle. You can try anything. And like people are going to not be happy with you and you have to be happy with yourself. So I think like trying to like,

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Do it right. There's no way. That's what I've seen. And if I see someone who does it right and everyone's happy with them, I'll let you know.

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You were never like the face of the movement. I don't even think you were really so enmeshed in the community.

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no no I wasn't I just happened to be a fat person community because you weren't yeah there and we're in our we're not in that we're in our community so like we're just have the toaster so we're happy for you if you are happy right right that's why I really like my community I'm not looking to join others yeah there are other communities that like you can go to but we've created our own where they just want to see us happy and that's why you didn't have that experience

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Yeah. To me, like I feel like her whole journey is so emblematic of like the amazing things that the drug can do.

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coupled with hard work and lifestyle lifestyle changes getting your mind right and i i feel like her life is just so whole and so if people have issues with this and then also telling us like she's telling us now she's not making a big deal about it she's just like throwing it in if people have issues with this rollout like that's problematic to me because i think this is a party rollout

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There's pros and cons to everything, but I think we've reached the threshold of cons where we're making a change. We are making a change. So let's see how it goes. And we'll listen again. We'll listen and learn.

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i need josh peck to record megan for me so i can hit a button when i want to do the megan okay you can also find it on youtube he did it like a thousand times when he was 16 but what's the point of having a personal relationship with him if i can't ask for things like you know that button that was a good question in the hotel where you record something yeah and then you hit it i'm gonna send him one ask him to do it and send it back and send back yeah with a prepaid label

The Toast

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Am I? No, it's a little more.

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No, you are. You are. You are ready. Oh, I am. It's just like some more small mazel news, which is that Jennifer Lawrence has welcomed her second child with her husband. Yeah, she gave birth.

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I thought she was, like, more in line with your timeline. So now, like, she's left the group chat.

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Oh, well, she has welcomed her second baby with her husband. They also have a three-year-old named Cy. Kooky. Like the name of our horse. I know.

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I know, but this People Magazine article says Cooke. Spelled it wrong? Says Cooke. That's funny. He is C-O-O-K-E. So they added the I? They added the I. Just muscle memory, you know?

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And they already have a three-year-old named Psy.

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I actually was thinking like, oh, her first is named Otis, right? And then I saw it was Psy. So now I'm saying, okay, her second will be Otis. What do you think?

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Otis Maroney. Just give us a guess. It makes it more interesting.

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Oh, why do we think she's having a boy? Oh, I don't know. I guess it could be a girl.

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I actually don't. Don't hold me to that.

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I don't know. I just feel like it's a boy.

The Toast

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This is not a joke and this could be you because new merch is dropping this week. Claudia and I are both wearing Pargy Wears from the new collection. I'm wearing the Gargi Pargi set. It's a cream set with a little bubble font, a little swirlitude. I would say the vibe of this outfit is swirlitude. What would you say yours is?

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Daughter. Which they would be even if there were a million girls in the world.

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Yeah. And it was like no bueno, right?

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And it was a lot of names, right? Right. So I guess there's different categories. Throwing the book at you is not helpful. Sorry to this lady. I don't know which one it was. Don't be such a hater. Oh my God. She loves the toast. No, no. Queen, I love what you do, but I'm just going to like be honest, which is that like give her five, give her a short list. Like there was 45 names there.

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We had such good times. It was exciting. But this is definitely like more comfortable.

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Or Samson. Or Samson, yeah. I like Samson.

The Toast

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That's like really a celebrity move. Correct. Or like a big time influencer.

The Toast

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You look incredibly comfortable.

The Toast

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Claudia, you just clowned on everyone.

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That's really beautiful, actually.

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Oh, yeah. You didn't even show us what you're wearing.

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There are procedures in place for this, no?

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Yeah. Just take it, you know, to the proper route. Right up the flagpole. Channel.

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No, but like it's not snitchery if it's HR. Like what other – function do they serve other than to police workplace behavior because like these aren't your friends you can't say what you want like this is why there is HR yeah and I feel like when I look at this is like from Kyle's POV like he's 24 um

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I'm wearing a large in my party set. Pargy. In my lowercase pargy, uppercase pargy set. You understand? In your pargy pargy set, yeah. Adjective then noun.

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Yeah, no, it's something that he needs to learn and you're going to help him learn that lesson. How kind of you, but it's true. Like you have bad experiences when you're younger and they shape you to be a professional and to be like, and you, you learn from experience and.

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Yeah. No, actually, like this will better him as a person. That's not why you're doing it because it's the right thing to do. But that's just a bonus.

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He's so wrong. And you could just be like, no, I made this for them. Like I would have made less, but I'm cooking more because I'm cooking for them too. Like remind him of everything that they do. Sometimes you just need like a- There's so many things.

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Yeah, it's like if I, like sometimes I'll ask Olivia, like, do you have extra food?

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Yeah, and vice versa. When I have something that I made that's really good and I have extra, I'm like, you've got to try this. It's a normal, happy thing to do. If my husband was like, stop giving our leftovers to Olivia. Actually, I'd just be like, oh, because you want them for yourself because you love my cooking so much. That's not what this man is saying. It's the nice thing to do.

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Your mom didn't get a chance to cook because she was busy watching her toddlers. Just make sure to rub his face in it.

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Yeah. And then it puts you in a bad spot. This is every night. It's not like you're doing it too much. It's like, no, every single night I'm making dinner and I'm making for them too because I'm making for my entire family, which includes them.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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So true. But actually sometimes people know us better than we know ourselves. I find.

The Toast

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The only reason I can think of is because he wants the leftovers the next day.

The Toast

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That's not it. If that's the case to this toaster, if that is the case because he wants to eat it, make more. But I love that we're giving him jobs. That's not it.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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He wants all that extra food to give it to his lover.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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They like make a call about us. I'm like, yeah, you're right. I didn't even know that.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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And so he's eating his feelings.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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He needs a knock over the head. Yeah, to be hit over the head with the truth.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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No, like a metaphorical ass whipping.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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I don't think we've been harsh enough, and I think only you can do it from your own mouth because you know everything. Are you talking to me? No, no, you, toaster, toastada, because you have all the examples of what they do and how he benefits, and you can feed them. Get in there, get that finger in there too.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Certain cultures respect their elders more, yeah.

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Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Makatonum Sister. But even before that. I can't believe we haven't recapped our weekend yet. I know. We had the biggest weekend after we wrapped on Friday. Then we did our merch shoot. The Pargy photos are up on our Pargy Instagrams right now of us in our Pargy sets. And then the weekend got kicked off, which was really exciting. We hung out all Friday afternoon, all the Fridays.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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1,000% while operating on, like, not a lot of facts from this story. Because whatever happened here, I blocked it out mentally. And I don't want to go back.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Like, it is familiar, but it's not up there on, like, my great list of sagas.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Like, they were doing something nice. How would you rank it in the list of sagas?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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No, like, in all of our sagas, you don't have to, like, but where would... Let's say there's, like, there's probably, like, 15 sagas.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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We should make a list. It was little. Privately. No. Privately. Privately. Privately.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Yeah. I think it's like a little crazy that it's affecting the way you see your husband so much. Like they're a bunch of snot-nosed kids. Let's see what they look like at his age. Like they're so perfect. Why do they have your phone?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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As a teacher, you probably learn these lessons the hard way of like not giving too much of like your personal – information and just like details for them to work with because then they'll start like just making jokes and nicknames and like you just have to like starve them of information.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Seriously get over it. Like that's really crazy. You didn't notice and a bunch of middle schoolers are going to make you notice and you're going to send your husband to Turkey over the opinion of some middle scooters. Snap out of it. Teach.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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These middle scooters on their scooters.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Snap out of it, Teach. What are you doing?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4578.915

So what if he's balding? So what? Some people are bald.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Yeah. There's a lot of attractive baldies.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4590.98

Who cares if a man has a big forehead?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Like, that's your husband. Like, who cares?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4616.485

Like, he's fine. Not if he goes on the meds.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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true actually minoxidil propitia they can be you know sperm killers yeah but you could get it on the meds if that's more important to you than the sperm at the moment which it might be who knows what you guys are the thing is it doesn't bother him so it really it factually cannot bother you it's true like if someone wanted to put me on medication for something about my aesthetic thing about myself that does not bother me but bothers you like i'd say you don't love me

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4650.647

Yeah. And even when he brings it up, it's not, it doesn't become my new flaw. I'm just like, I don't care. Oh, I don't care. Say my hair, like say like it was thinning and he was like, get on, like he wants to send me to Turkey. Like I'll send you to Turkey. No, I'm trying to think of like an equivalent, like. Wait. Okay, like. Say he wants to put you on Ozempic.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4684.222

Agreed, same. I would be like, no.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4694.735

Yeah. I say, we only have one appointment. You should take it.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4707.279

It's true. You can't live your life.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4710.84

You can't live your life based on what the students are going to think.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4742.718

That's literally the plot of bad teacher, which is why it's shocking. You don't like it more.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4778.828

Of course, but there are easier ways to get cookies like in this world.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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But I used to think that way too. I was like, when I would see my teacher eating something, I'd be like, I'm going to be a teacher one day and that's going to be me.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4791.791

And we've always been that. And I can just go to the bakery.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4798.612

There's something nice about eating in front of people, and it's all yours.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4811.319

It's very different, and also when it's unexpected. It's so thoughtful.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4819.52

There is always donuts. We could also become cops if we're looking for donuts. Like if you work in a corporate, there's always donuts. It's so crazy. It's like, am I going to have a donut today again? That's a crazy way to live.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4836.563

Nobody. And at the end of the year, we get holiday gift baskets sent to us by us.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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So we know what's in them. So you don't have the element of surprise.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

4848.325

That's those pargy chocolate covered pretzels. That was a real treat.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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There weren't enough in there, but it was good.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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I was just like, I just called you in a coffee.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

503.319

Yeah. Harry and Zach had been before. Oh, right. But I didn't go with them when they saw it. And actually, so Saturday was a beautiful day in New York City. And we had a full, full day. And we caught the late showing of Gazillion Bubbles. 4.30. After thoroughly, not even the matinee, that's like the sunset viewing.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

520.991

After thoroughly enjoying the day, we were in the park, we did a horse and carriage ride.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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It's a beautiful way to see the city. It's crazy how... nary a hundred years ago that's how everyone got around got around like 10 in the park like i think they'll be okay our horse's name was kooky

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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cookie he's so cute and we had a lot of fun we went to the playground in the park and just as we were wrapping up we were like oh and we have gazillion bubbles so we went to the we could catch that 4 30 showing of the bubbles so we went and it was really great but by the end i do feel like they have something to prove like i feel like everybody makes the joke like are there really a gazillion bubbles i'm gonna sue if there aren't and so at the end they literally waterboard you with bubbles twice

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Yeah, it was a lot. It was a lot. It was like cold and sticky and like we just wanted to go. But they make sure that nobody leaves with that criticism. And I understand that for them because that must be annoying.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

58.32

Interesting. I think that's like a really big statement.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

643.006

You guys wanted so much for him that by the end, he was bummed that he didn't get it. He was like, maybe.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

674.605

Yeah, maybe for me, I had different expectations because I bought the tickets and it said on the site that all volunteers have to be like four and up. So I didn't take it personally when he was skipping over us because like I think he just thought Harry was too young, which he was.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

692.34

She was. She was. It turned out she's older because he asked her age and she was four. But like, how did he know that?

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

703.846

Yeah, yeah. So I know that that was upsetting for you guys, but.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

712.79

It was really upsetting. All the volunteers like got like gifts and.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

72.96

Not a joke that you could be this pargy in mere days.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

738.708

Yeah, we were a community in there.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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You're gonna be like a stage mom.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

754.608

That is really funny. No, but we had so much fun. And then Sundaeries was Mahatunam's sister. I got to see all my friends also this weekend. We did a little GNO Thursday night, which is in the vlog. But then we had like a little kids play date Sunday morning, which was so nice. And then I got ready for the wedding, which was a beautiful wedding of Mahatunam's sister. It really was.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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We take off one day. Chaos! We miss so much. Not even, like, news stuff. Like, just in our business. We have to get our house in order.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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And then yesterday I was traveling home. So many delays. Like literally, I think in total, like from the time I left my hotel till I got home was like nine hours. Just really difficult and sad.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

820.289

Yes, I went to Myrtle Beach yesterday to refuel.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

828.823

No, and they literally let us off the plane for, like, 10 minutes. It was like a field trip.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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So here's what they said. Like, apparently there's a huge storm coming through the country, like, coming from the west or something. I don't know where it is right now, but if we waited to refuel in New York, then...

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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It would have impacted our trip. So instead, like just getting somewhere we can refuel and then keeping on going like we beat the storm.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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You know, like I'm just sort of at their mercy.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Yeah. So, yeah, I was in Myrtle Beach yesterday. Did you have a good time? Shout out to South Carolina. You know, I've been to Myrtle Beach before, so it wasn't anything new for me.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Yeah, for like our senior week trip. And I actually never went on any trips like that. Yeah, I loved it. It was a great town. It's a beach town? Yeah, it's a beach town. Like, a lot of big houses that, like, big groups can rent. It's, like, you know, very college kid friendly. And everyone was having parties at their houses. And it was awesome. And I never did a spring.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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I know. But, like, my entire grade was going. And it was in the U.S. Like, why wouldn't I go? Yeah.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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The thing is, I don't know how much of like the town that I saw because I mostly like was we were like house hopping and like on the beach. Of course, of course. But it was a really amazing time. And that was like the one time I went on one of those like spring break type trips. I never went on spring break. I don't know if that's like surprising to anyone.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

950.33

Yeah. But that one like that worked for me. Sometimes things just like. line up the stars align and then years later the stars aligned again and you were brought back to your favorite place on earth myrtle beach universe it wants me to get a house in myrtle beach

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

972.417

Yeah, and everywhere we could have refueled is my favorite beach house.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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Yeah, with, I don't know, 12 of my girlfriends.

The Toast

Get Me To God's Country: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025

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But do we want a beach house? Like I kind of live at the beach. I thought we want a mountain house.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. I hope everybody's having a day that's gargy, of course, a day that's pargy, of course. And for me, it's a day that's largy because I'm just getting bigger every day.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

1005.059

Okay. Look at you again, being like so positive, solution-oriented.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Thank you. That's what I've been saying.

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And Skims is always a go-to destination for me because they always have what I need, especially at this phase of my life where like underwear is just so hard to come by with like a waistband that doesn't make me sick, something that feels really thin so I don't get like overheated. Skims bras and underwears are really the best intimates I've ever owned. My top drawer is slowly becoming all Skims.

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I mean, and that's just kind of a reflection, I think, of who we are as individuals, like always trying to increase our pargy-ness. Every day we wake up, we said, how are we gonna be pargy today?

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I'm really particular about my intimates since my body has obviously changed during pregnancy. So have my needs. My boobs are obviously a lot bigger. And I love so many of the bras from Skims, especially for like lounge wear. Like I sleep in a bra. I can't go without a bra. So I'm really looking for ones that are comfortable.

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I love the fits everybody racer back and the scoop neck bralette from the fits everybody collection. Skims is just fabulous. Everything I buy from there, whether it's loungewear, pajamas, underwear, bras, like it's one of those companies now that like if I need something and Skims makes it, I'm going to get it from Skims. I just like trust them a lot.

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Their products are really well made and they're made for real women. They're super size inclusive. They have a ton of different bra sizes. I think half the key to getting a bra that works is finding the right size. And so many like companies literally carry four sizes. Skims has, I think, like almost 60 sizes. So it's super size inclusive and it's just really fabulous.

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I'm a big stacked customer because my trainer, yeah, that's right, I have a trainer. Well, not these days, but I'll see her soon. Hillary uses all stacked products and she really put me onto them. And then I was watching Shark Tank and they were on. I didn't realize that they were on Shark Tank. They're like two swirlies starting a fitness company.

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I actually, obviously I'm not working out these days, but I use my stacked mat to do my physical therapy stretches and exercises. Just a fabulous, when me and Margo went on vacation, she was like, I need a yoga mat. I'm like, okay, so just get one from Amazon. And she was like, no, I have to get the stacked one. I have to ship it. I'm like, okay.

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Let me tell you, she was doing the workout on the stacked mat, and I was doing it on a towel, and I was like, oh, okay, I understand the difference now. They also just came out with weights.

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um they are patented adjustable hand weights that allow you to flex between two four and six pounds without having having like multiple pairs of weights in your house like who has room for three pairs of weights so the founders are fabulous the brand is fabulous and they've made it even easier to start the new year strong with their curated sets from the stacked starter set to the pilates set yoga set and more these bundles give you everything you need to kickstart your routine and save while you're at it so visit shopstack.com slash toast and use the code the toast at

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It's Thursday, which means it's like a very chill day here at The Toast. We're between Dear Toasters, TV recaps, Queenies and Weenies. It's kind of a day where we can finally relax and be ourselves, you know?

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At checkout for 20% off your purchase, that's S-H-O-P-S-T-A-K-T dot com slash T-O-A-S-T and use code THETOAST for 20% off your order. Thank you, The Turd. What can I say except you're welcome for all the codes and all the links that'll save. I saw some people in the community begging for that song to make a return, so I thought today would be a good day because it's a Thursday.

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There's not a lot going on, you know, and like we're just sort of free today to do what we want. So I was going to, you know, just.

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The breadth. The breadth. We need to start pronouncing words as they are spelled.

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My kidney is killing me. I think all this new weight I'm carrying around has been really tough on my kidneys. You mean the ? Oh, right, the . Like, that's how I see it, you know what I mean? That's how Turd sees it. Okay, how would you pronounce like that act of doing ? No, no, what am I doing when I ? Oh, like halfing. I would do laugaha.

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That's how I like visualize because I think it's because I'm like a very musical person. Like I really see songs like laugaha. I mean words, laugaha. Because for me, I'm such a reader.

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You mean, how are you to canal? It's unclear. Honestly, this is my favorite game of all time.

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I would say, like, how do you pronounce that? Let me look for a word in front of me, like bronzer.

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Page six, wow. Yeah. I love that.

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I don't even want to be right about this. Who cares about this actual irrelevant person? Yeah, who cares about him? Who likes his music? I've actually made peace with Sam Hunt. I don't even hate him so much. So at this point, it's just like, dude, get your fucking life together.

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Well, so his crime here was speeding, which is obviously not a crime. But if you have like a specific parole agreement, I guess, like you can't be speeding. So it's not like he's out here, you know, drinking and driving again. To be clear, it's a little bit misleading. So I'll make space for not me being like so lenient with Sam Hunt today.

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It's like, I don't know how he finds the time to make new music while he's also just like constantly getting arrested.

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Especially in the South where your truck is sort of like your manhood. Yeah. I could see Sam Hunt being like, that's gay to have a driver.

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In your, in your, you, just you.

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And as of this morning, it's a recovery mission, not a rescue mission. They don't believe there are any survivors. They were able to recover a bunch of people like throughout the night, but now it's officially.

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I have not driven my own car, like with Ben in the car. I mean, I've driven my own car seriously twice in the last five years, and it was only when Ben wasn't available to drive me somewhere. I should actually do a prank, like we just go to the garage to pick up the car and I get in the driver's seat. He would be like,

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And one of the things that I'm actually, Ben and I are having an issue with is he does this thing where at a red light, he pulls out his phone, which like, it's not a crime, but it's so annoying because I'm sitting there being like, go. I let the light stand like for four minutes. I'm like, the light's been green for four minutes. Fucking go. It's such a point of contention with us.

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And I'm like, why can't you just not be on your phone?

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Ben hates your Tesla. And the only positive thing he'll say about it is that it gives you like that little ding when the light turns, as soon as the light turns green. So if you are being like a bad driver on your phone, it does sort of give you like a kick in the ass, which I agree that is a great feature.

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So maybe Sam Hunt should look into maybe getting a different kind of car. Also, I imagine if you have like really strict parole where you can't go over a certain speed limit, like there's a setting you could put your car on to just like literally not go fast. I would be afraid of going to jail again.

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Doesn't care. Yeah, yeah. That should be the name of his next album. I'm Sam Hunt and I don't give a rip.

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And also, not to bring her into this, but where is his wife? I feel like I never hear about her. They were rumored to be getting divorced, but they didn't, did they?

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Oh, okay. I do think. There's no woman in his life, and that's why he's sort of on this downward spiral.

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He's got a one-way ticket to Loserville. I think they are still married. Population, Sam Hunt.

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Let me ask you a question. Be totally honest.

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speak for yourself, but be totally honest. Do you think it's too late for Sam Hunt in terms of so many things? I feel like his career really had so much potential. There was a time where even if you didn't like country music, you knew Sam Hunt. He was so on his way to being like a Morgan Wallen. And then he flopped off the planet. He got his DUI.

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He had a lot of like rumors about just like personal issues. Then his music just also like took a hit. He's been like trying to rebuild, but then he gets arrested. I'm like, do you think it's over for Sam Hunt?

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Because it never stopped Morgan Wallen from showing up for work.

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Yeah, yeah. There's kind of a blockage in Sam Hunt.

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It's a rock star. For a man, it's so not a big deal.

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Yeah, I do think because Sam Hunt is a man, if he really wanted to, and it seems like he doesn't, but he could make a comeback.

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Yeah, and that's probably why he's flopping because he hasn't been on the toast.

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That's very, very provocative of you.

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What if your husband heard you say that?

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Okay, cool. Good to know. Right? There are definitely a couple of people like Ben would let me act like really crazy around just to like entice them.

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Yeah, but no, you said you were sitting, you're sharing a chair with him. That's really crazy.

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Yeah, like that I'm over a subject.

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Ooh, yeah. I'm thinking of making a beef stew. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now let me ask you a question. That way I just did it, though. That was kind of good because we were reaching the end of the Sam Hunt convo.

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I'm just calling it out. No, I'll be really extremely prudent.

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But I love finding things out live on air, like my genuine reaction. Let's hear it.

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Oh, by the way, this got worse and worse with every word you read of that headline. Like, I thought it was going to be tax evasion and I was going to say queen. And then I'm like, oh, scamming her followers. I'm like, oh, well, people are dumb. But now it's like, no, what? What?

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No, Brian had like a bunch of stories up, um, like kind of breaking it down and explaining actually in 2013, there was a near miss, like in this exact area. So like, this is obviously like a, a highly trafficked area. And that's why we have, you know, all the agencies that we have too. So, um,

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Okay, because she's like a fashion influencer, okay.

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This is like one of those things I imagine in Italy where like you want to make a make an example out of celebrities who break the law because this is so extreme. Like she definitely should be fined. And honestly, she should more so be like publicly shamed for like using charity to sell something that's like really tacky. But like it's to go to jail for five years.

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Okay, this is like such a weird, like not like juicy story, what I thought it was going to be.

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I feel like, and everyone's like now saying like, you know, because if you're afraid of flying, this is obviously gonna like send you into a tailspin, but it really is like the first commercial crash in. Since 2009. Yeah, it's like really not a common thing. So it's just such a weird feeling, like a plane crash. What is this, an episode of Lost?

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They do. Like, they're so proud of her.

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That's so crazy because their wedding was, like, actually... A global affair.

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Yeah. And they have two kids together. But if they were actually filing for divorce, we would know.

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And perhaps facing jail time at that. Right.

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The bigger, the better. Yeah, that's great. Well, if that's the case, I'm so good.

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So sad. Oh, my God. I didn't hear that figure skating thing. That's really sad.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Well, I missed it. I went to bed early and then like I guess I'm at this part of my pregnancy where I just like wake up in the middle of the night for like fun.

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You just like you just like chill and like think about stuff that you don't want to do. Yeah. And so that was me from about 137 to 312. And I was having horrendous heartburn. So I got up to get a tub. to find that they were empty.

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Yeah, that was really, like, I almost woke him up and told him to, like, go run to a pharmacy. Like, I was so mad, especially because, but I couldn't be mad because, like, I definitely finished the Tums, but Ben retrieved it for me. Do you know what I mean? Like I'm always in bed being like, can you get me a tum? Can you get me a tum? Can you get me a tum?

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It's kind of rude that she didn't, honestly. It doesn't have to be romantic.

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Ooh, yeah. Wow, you really don't care about Aquamarine? No, no, no. By the way, I was just wondering, like, were we on the same page? Like, I felt like that story was coming to an end. Okay, it's not that I didn't enjoy the story, by the way. I loved it.

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I never forgot Cher Lloyd, and I did also see this story.

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In fact, your members- How bad are you at your job? Like, that's your advice? You literally work at a record label.

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So while yes, I consumed it, I wasn't aware that we had reached rock bottom because if we were, I would have gotten a new one.

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Also the fact that this was like how Justin Bieber as like a young kid was being spoken about like in the industry also gives me a pit. It gives me a pit for both of them. I think there's a lot of weirdness if you like ever were to like really look into like Justin Bieber's rise to fame because he was so young and like so cute and people were just fucking weird about him.

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Yeah, yeah. And this is just like, well, it's crazy and disgusting for Sheryl Lord. It's also gross for Justin Bieber.

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This is also just sad because it's not like Cher, like why wouldn't Cher Lloyd have the support at the time? If you were there, if you remember like the X Factor days very much like, One Direction time. First of all, it was a machine. If you were on that show, you were guaranteed UK to be huge. She had a couple of songs that were huge hits. Why wouldn't she be eligible for promotional funds?

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No, she was a pretty young girl. There was no reason for her to not be a plant in the machine.

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Yeah. Well, I don't know what the plants are like. I don't know. I've yet to understand what the point of a plant is.

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Is that it? A musician who appears to be self-made but is supported by a record label family or wealth.

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I am sure that in the laundry basket is a pair of jeans that Ben wore last week with a rolled up, you know the ones that look like pennies? Yeah. And I'm sure there's like a dusty tum in there. And you know what? If I knew exactly where it was, I would have taken it and eaten it. That's how bad it was.

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I mean, the more I study and cover this industry, I don't know a single person who has scruples, like for real.

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That's a great example. But the thing with Gwyneth Paltrow that Gwyneth has that I think others don't is that she's able to be scrupled because with or without her career, she always had something to fall back on.

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No, the nepotism adds like just a little bit of comfort if you want to be a scrupled person.

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No, but she's a good example because she is somebody who's deeply principled and speaks out for what she believes in, but is also enormously successful. And it's a good example, except that she never had to wonder, like, do I have to run home to my small town and go back to that one horse town?

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Yeah. On her property. Yeah. That's sad. It is sad. And at the end of the day.

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Yeah, her music was like really poppy, dance, fun, young.

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Yes, she was kind of like the British version of Carmen. But they were multiple people and she was doing it all. Okay, Carmen was not multiple people. Like I know it was a husband and wife duo.

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No, but the guy was never doing anything. That's what I'm saying. She was rapping and singing. I think maybe he was like doing some of the production. Piano. Yeah, okay. That's not the same. Cher Lloyd had a piano player too. Okay. He just wasn't, like I was actually very generous of Carmen to become a band, like a duo, not just a girl.

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So let's get up. Let's get on it. Don't you leave me brokenhearted tonight. Come on. That's right. Cheerio. That's where she sounds like Cher Lloyd.

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Who was that? I don't know. That was a cultural shift. Yeah, but that's not either one of the people we've been discussing here today. Okay, but I just need to now put a pin in that. Kind of a big episode for music, Sam Hunt. And for like throwbacks. And for throwbacks, which we love. Even though we're so young, we can barely remember like last year. Martin Solveig and Dragonette. Right, not.

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It's less impressive that it was Martin Solveig. Yeah, but not Carmen. Unfortunately for them. That's our show. Wow. This is going to be our first show in like a month. That's under an hour. Should we talk for one more minute?

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There weren't more Tums in the house. Like I run inventory on this bitch. No more Tums in the house. No more Tums in the house. Like I run inventory on my house. I know every crevice, every corner, every cabinet. Every Tum. There was not another Tum. We had this huge jug. What more do you need? You know?

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You got to move it. That's kind of a problem.

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Do we want to sit around and fuck around for a few more minutes?

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Let me see if anything is going on on my phone.

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And it's important to note, she's like not a thirsty person. She had her season. I actually think like she regrets it immensely. And she's like, so moved on with her life, married with a baby. She's not thirsty. She does like content, but she's not someone who's always like trying to be an Us Weekly. No, not at all.

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Well, then that's interesting because Matt James is the only person in the franchise history to have become the lead without ever being on the show.

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And I guess it wasn't for lack of trying, but Claire had said no.

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And then they didn't realize like. He doesn't want to get engaged. Well, no, not only that, like they thought they were like course correcting like 20 years of never having had a black lead. And then they end up with this big scandal. Yeah. So I forgot that like the order of things was Claire Crawley and then Matt James. I was watching Jeopardy last night and like it was recorded.

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So like there was like a minute before and they're playing commercials for the new season of The Bachelor. I was like, who is watching this? I genuinely forgot that it was still on.

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I feel. That's why I stopped watching it because they really took advantage of your time. Like the way that they had- hours and hours of episodes per week with so many commercials and so much clickbait and so much like cliffhangers. It really became unenjoyable where like, I would say 65% of the episodes you were watching were so unsubstantial.

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And that's why, I believe we've made it to an hour, so we're good. Check.

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Yeah, me too. Coming out of the woodwork. That's all I'll show you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the show. I'm Melinda Mornin. I'm sure we deliver the fastest stories you need to know for money through Friday on YouTube. If you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe, leave us a video, thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast, so whatever podcast can be found.

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So it's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you can find us. I'm Melinda Mornin.

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Ben's actually not like a crazy tum person anymore. Like when we first met, he was like just popping tums like how people pop gum. Like I think he thought it was a mint. Like he's moved on. He pops like other things like a Zyrtec, like an Afrin spray. He loves that. But I almost gave him the keys to the studio because I just got this extra large like Costco sized tum. And I was like, go get it.

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That's actually an amazing point. This new renovation couldn't have come at a better time for my big fat ass. And I actually, when I edit the show, I do compare the square footage that I take up on the chair versus you. It's hard to constantly be comparing yourself to others. I really need to stop. Also, I know you're gonna kill me. I'm putting it out there, I know you're gonna kill me.

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Like seriously. But he had a really early flight this morning and I thought that would be like really bitchy of me. But I almost did it.

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I know. And I just like laid there and suffered. I really hope this part of pregnancy, like it's not a, I hope it's not here to stay. Like waking up in the middle of the night, being alone with your thoughts and you know that you shouldn't be on your phone because that'll just make you stay awake longer. Like that is my own personal hell.

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Yes, my Kindle was actually right next to me on the nightstand in the middle of a book I started last night. But I just like, I don't know, I wasn't feeling compelled to start reading in the middle of the night. Like, what am I, a librarian?

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I know. I just like, my sleep is so important to me. My sleep means a lot to me. And I've gotten to a place, like, I know pregnancy, like, really sacrifices your sleep. Like, it fucks with your sleep. And I'm, like, every time I reach a hurdle, like, I'm working around it. Do you know what I mean? Like, I will not be deterred from getting my sleep.

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And if you say right now, like, just wait till you have a baby, I'll seriously choke you out. Like, we know, we know having a baby is hard. I seriously can't with some of these bitches.

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Yeah, no, I just, like, I actually can't deal with, like, bitches these days. Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah, I just want to say on the record, I can't with these bitches. I'm allowed to complain. I'm allowed to complain. And everybody's like, oh, well, you have it. Shut up. I seriously can't fucking take it anymore. It's like, you think this is bad? How about you just shut up? Have you tried that?

The Toast

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Oh yeah, no, I haven't napped in months.

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No, I don't like napping. There were parts of my pregnancy where I napped every day, like party-licious. When I was at your house, I was napping every day. But for the last couple of weeks, I haven't felt inclined to nap, and I just go to bed at a reasonable hour, like 9.30. I don't know, something about napping in the middle of the day makes the days so long. It's like two days in one. I'm good.

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And I'm running a successful business. I can't just be tapping out for hours, you know? What would you do? Who would you talk to?

The Toast

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Right, no, you're unavailable, so I'm holding down the fort, and I'm just gonna be sleeping on the job. I don't think so.

The Toast

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That cord to your left is just bothering me. Can you just flick the black one? I feel like it's... No, no, no, like on the armrest, excuse me, like behind you. Can you just like flick it off the actual chair? Thank you so much. I think it's really gonna help with the beautification. It's been flicked. I think it's gonna help with the beautification. Consider it flicked. Thank you so much.

The Toast

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No, like, your resolution, like, the architect. Like, how about I just can complain, and why don't you just, like, hear me, you know?

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

617.182

Oh my God, why would you ever think that? Everybody knows.

The Toast

The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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Okay, that's so Ben's offer. I am never looking for a solution when I'm complaining. I'm just looking for misery and company. Do you know what I mean?

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Oh, forgot to put my wedding ring on today.

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There's not another tum in the house. That's what I'm saying. Could never be. Even with the tums, you were doubting me. Are you sure? There wasn't one in another cabinet? Why don't you just let me live my truth? Why don't you let me live my truth?

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No, obviously you didn't, like, do a good job. I don't even remember.

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Yeah, that's what everybody says about you. They say, Jackie, she's such a helper, always offering a helping hand. That's what they say.

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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No, they're just kind of like not talking about you, if I'm being honest, like they. Good. That's how I like it. Oh, when you said there were good stories today, I'm assuming there's like that planted story about Taylor Swift distancing herself from Blake Lively.

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No, no, no. I mean, let me just say really quick.

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Yeah, I'm glad you didn't even give it the credibility of making it a Fast Five story. Because when I saw that, people are so annoying. And again, it really harks back to a lack of media literacy in this country. When Taylor Swift wants you to know something, we know she puts it at certain news outlets. Taylor Swift has never fucked with Daily Mail.

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The Breadth of Stories: Thursday, January 30th, 2025

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And I'm sorry, if you even know the smallest thing about Taylor, you would know that's so not how she operates. She literally writes songs about people who leave her when she gets bad press reputation. That's what the whole thing is about.

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This has just been a really, like a week of trials and tribulations. Like every day we are trying new things, new lighting, new camera. We are getting really close. I don't wanna jinx it, but I was, you know, in the studio with the Department of IT this morning, just doing a lot.

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She's just not like she hasn't even publicly responded to the Justin Baldoni claims. We haven't seen her. We haven't heard from her. Like, I don't think she's just going to pop up at the Super Bowl. I don't.

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But I think it would be on Blake, like Blake's choice, not Taylor's.

The Toast

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So she's going to show up and she's going to say Dracarys.

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Yeah, totally separately. I'm on Boz and Dorit Talk. Why do I keep calling her Boz? Boz and Dorit Talk because there's like, people are literally like making edits of them as like best friends. And Dorit posted like literally like a thirst trap of Boz on her Instagram story today. Like they're literally obsessed with each other. And somebody said that they're the Ariana and Cynthia of Bravo.

The Toast

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So, yes. How many times do you think is too many times in a day?

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of testing and troubleshooting, if you will. I think we're getting really close to being in a really good place, but I don't wanna say that because then, you know, my memory card will like die or something.

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That applies to the pregnant community?

The Toast

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Chew two to four tablets as symptoms occur. All right, we're surveying.

The Toast

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Dr. Fox says they're a great source of calcium.

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Yeah. Okay, well, because it is Thursday, we're in like sort of such a relaxed mood.

The Toast

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Is there anything else you wanted to talk about? Any major life updates in the last 24 hours for you?

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It's so funny because when I think about qualities I really dislike in a person, one of my things is if you're talking to somebody and the entire time they don't ask you one single question, it's them. I feel like a lot of my characteristics that I hate are projection of my own self-hatred. Because some of my classic things that I hate, I think that I do them.

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I think it's more so like I just hate myself, you know?

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There can only be one Turtie Lou, is that what you're saying?

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what other people do but we just do our last like our maiden name we have such a great last name it's Asher Safar yeah and like we're all girls so the name isn't gonna be passed down through our family so it's just like a nice way to keep it in the family and that way all the cousins have the same middle name of Asher like my kids are also Asher middle name now do you think there's gonna be do you think on the first of 4th of July there's gonna be a Reuben sandwich there better be yeah there better be I can already see it happening I want one I want it

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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I think Reuben sandwich stock, I'd invest.

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It's not contagious. I guess it might be. Like, you come on the toast.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Oh, Wiggles is your new dog? Yes. And you just had him nine months ago.

The Toast

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Right. We were just talking about it. You did same day delivery.

The Toast

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Do you decide that morning I want a dog?

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In tricolor sable. So that's how you came upon.

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So I said, that's what we say in Judaism, but share it meant to be, but share, but share to, but share to meant to be, it was meant to be.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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What's your horoscope? Are you a Scorpio?

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But does it wind up being as stressful as you thought it was going to be?

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They're like, you sit there. We're getting the tower. You can have lunch.

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Maybe that's why you stay home and cook because it's, like, you can plan. Exactly.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Well, I'm sorry you're going through all that.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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I'm so sorry. But I'm glad that you're here. Thank you. And we are going to get into the show because we have a lot to catch up on.

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Now, don't we? So without further ado-da-do-da-do, it is time for the fast five stories that you-da-do need to know. And today's episode is brought to you by TruFru. Okay, as if we couldn't get any hungrier.

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TruFru is the most important thing that's ever happened to me. I discovered it probably two years ago or maybe a year and a half. And for me, I go dark chocolate raspberry frozen. What do you do?

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Oh, yeah, you can. But I'm like, I love frozen.

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It's dried fruit, but like the frozen ones are just like such a fresh, as we were saying, we crave freshness, a sweet treat. Oh, and like healthy. Who'd have thunk? So starting this month, all the true fruit flavors will be available in the Target freezer aisle. We get asked all the time where to find specific flavors. So this is the perfect time.

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It is the most decadent and satisfying treat I've ever had in my life. It is. So they take perfectly ripe fruit and coat it in insanely good dark or milk chocolate. Then they flash freeze it to lock in all that goodness.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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And then they put it in a jar. and magic. It's the perfect post-dinner treat. That's when I like to enjoy my money. I'm watching my shows after dinner. I want a sweet treat. Like I don't want to eat something so unhealthy.

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I understand, but it was hard because it's raining. It is. I thought about wearing a sweatshirt, and then I was like, I'll do a sweater.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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so satisfying so once you try true food you will wonder how fruit ever existed without chocolate grab your friends neighbor or anyone you love and get to the target freeze aisle to try all the free flavors of true fruit or for your online grocery shoppers you can buy true fruit at target.com if you haven't tried true fruit yet you guys i'm really excited for you

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I'll keep it to a sweater. Yeah, this is a toast cardigan, one of my faves that we've ever made. Hmm. Well, welcome to The Toast. Will you give everyone like a little, if you're new here to The Toast, not you, you're not new here. We'll just let everyone know. Who are you?

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Today's episode is also brought to you by Symbiotica. So Symbiotica supplements are one of the easiest ways that I found to stay consistent with health goals, even during a busy summer. As we said, we have big summer plans. We're traveling. We're taking sabbaticals. But that doesn't mean we're slipping on our health goals because it is summer. So you want to be feeling your best. Absolutely not.

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Symbiotica supplements are so fantastic. They have Irish sea moss, which supports gut health for smoother digestion, promotes clear radiant complexion, fuel cellular energy to support healthy aging. It also has liposomal vitamin C, which benefits collagen production, glowing skin, antioxidants. It's also an immunity booster. I feel like I've been seeing Symbiotica everywhere at the moment.

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And it's one of those things that's popular for a reason because it does what it says it's going to do.

The Toast

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CMOS is the rage. Vitamin C is always in style.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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It really does. So go to symbiotica.com slash toast today to get 20% off plus free shipping. Now, of course, I'm going to spell that for you because I wouldn't leave you hanging. So that's C-Y-M-B-I-O-T-I-K-A dot com slash toast to get 20% off plus free shipping. This summer, we're health and wellness girlies, and we're doing that with Symbiotica. Today's episode is also brought to you by Quince.

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Speaking of things we need for summer. Obsessed. A wardrobe by Quince.

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And you know what? Quince has an amazing Father's Day promotion and a waffle print robe sounds like an amazing gift for your dad.

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So Father's Day gifting is always the same story, right? Socks, grills, tools.

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Tie. This year, I want to do better, especially for Zach. He deserves a Pargy Father's Day gift. He's been really great. So I found that Quince has made buying a thoughtful gift incredibly easy because Quince has all the pieces that dads actually want to wear. like organic silk polos, European linen beach shorts, and comfortable pants that work for everything from weekend hangouts to nice dinners.

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The best part is that everything with quints is priced 50 to 80% less than what you'd find at similar brands. Because they work directly with top artisans and cut out the middleman, they are able to give you luxury pieces without the crazy markups involved. And Quince only works with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices and premium fabric finishes.

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So for the dad who deserves better than basic, Quince has you covered. Go to quince.com slash toast for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash toast to get free shipping and 365-day returns. Quince.com slash chose. So yes, for your dad, for your husband, for your friend. It's my first Father's Day. It's your first Father's Day.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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And I know that you would love a European silk polo from Quince. I just know it. I would love that. Our first story. Elf Beauty will acquire Hailey Bieber skincare brand Rode for $1 billion. So this was amongst the big news of the day. Yesterday, Hailey Bieber's skincare company and makeup, it's a bit of a flex, announced Company road sold for $1 billion to elf beauty.

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So it's about $800 million in cash. I know we're just so shook over here. $800 million in cash. And then another 200 million that will come if they like hit some goals along the way. So.

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Haley Bieber, more or less billionaires club.

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Agreed, that's how I remember it. Or maybe Fenty, but they were around the same time.

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Interesting. I love the products. Like even this morning, I think I'm wearing three road products in my every day. And I'm being paid to say that. So I'm not surprised that it's successful because it's good stuff. But I did not realize the scale of it.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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A billion dollars. And I think I saw somewhere she more or less has 10 products. So this is a billion dollar product.

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Yeah, you needed more. I think what I also like about road is, like, sometimes when the girlies do skincare, like, even Kylie Skin, and I love Kylie, and I'm not going to say a bad word about her, but I do feel old for Kylie Skin. Like, I do need more. And I think I had the same reaction when I tried that stuff. I'm like, oh, this is nice if you're 18 and, like, you don't need heavy lift. Yes.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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But it'll hydrate your skin and it'll take care of your skin. But like I need more. What I liked about Rota is I felt like it's the right amount for me. Like it's not too thick. It's not too medicinal. Because also I love to use the good stuff like a little La Mer. But then what will I use as I get older if I'm already using the old lady products now? My skin will build up a tolerance.

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Not my favorite name. She should work on that.

The Toast

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I'm kidding. Oh, yeah, that pocket blush. That's the third product I use in my every day.

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I would love to know which one of her products is the most successful. It might be peptide lit because you can get so many. I don't have road with me today. You're using a competitor while we praise road. But summer Fridays is also really good. And I don't think it's peptide. So they're so different.

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Peptide, you know, classic. Everybody wants peptide. Oh, that looks nice.

The Toast

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Totally, like, change your look. Totally change your look.

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Sold in Sephora. I think Elf Beauty will help with scaling, distribution, and being more global. I saw, like, a bunch of countries that they're now going to be in. I also think on a personal level, of course, everyone wants to be a billionaire, Mazel Tov to Hailey, but, like, we were getting to a place of, like, are the Biebers destitute, you know? Like, all his money is kind of...

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And now she is the breadwinner. Breadwinner, yeah. And I think she's a lot more responsible. I don't think he will be able to touch a cent of this because he's not to be trusted with money.

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And that's for the best for their family.

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And a bunch of—that actually would be, like, tangible. Because I feel like he spent all his money. What did he buy, you know?

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I wouldn't mind if someone bought an island or a Lamborghini. At least I can see it.

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But, like, don't buy stuff that I can't see. Like—

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You're like, I don't want to say it. Something you could consume.

The Toast

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I'm talking about, yeah. Even like, yeah, food and beverage.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Okay, cool. And you do a podcast with Snooki also. And you used to do Snooki's makeup.

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Yeah. I just think this is really amazing. Like she I feel like she said, like, I want even in that TMZ thing that came out where she was like on tour with Justin and they gave her a plane to go on his tour. She was like, no, I want one that's the size of Kylie's. And they were like, no. And so she didn't take their small plane.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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But I feel like she woke up and was like, I want a plane like Kylie Jenner. I want a billion dollars. I'm going to make it happen.

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And yeah, but most people like when they set out to build a billion dollar brand, like they don't and they can't because that's not how brands get built just because you want it.

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But like she really did it. I think this is an amazing story for women.

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I don't know. But, you know, the last thing I heard about Elf, remember that interview that Meghan Markle did, that podcast interview, the most recent one where she's like talking to her friend.

The Toast

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To me, e.l.f. and IT are the same thing.

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I still do it for, you know— I was going to say, like, if you guys are doing a live show and she needs her face done, like, you're going to do it, right?

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For sure, but then that's why they have enough money to acquire Rose.

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Honestly, Claudia needs to learn to do my makeup for those shows.

The Toast

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And that's why we have the makeup guru, Joey Kamaster, on the podcast today to break this down for us.

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Five minutes ago, I really thought Elf Cosmetics was IT cosmetics. I'm like, how do they have a billion dollars? I'm not going to question it. Happy for Haley. Get your bag. But, no, it's as if, like, L'Oreal bought it.

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I think in the two days that it was open, I went there because they had a contour stick that I used to really like, like a double-sided concealer and contour.

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And it was like the only one that worked for me. And then they closed, and now I use the Clinique Chubby Stick.

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Yeah, it's true. Some things are around a long time for a reason. So yeah, I use Clinique and Rode. And I'm... get you a girl who could do both.

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Congratulations to Hailey. Like, I feel like she is, like, just sitting pretty today, like, laughing in everyone's face. Because I feel like everyone just doubted her, you know? People are so mean to her.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Yes, you brought attention to them before we... Can you show the camera the icon?

The Toast

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Is that the Grindr symbol? Let me Google it. It is.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Wait, it's not coming up. Oh, the mask. Oh, okay. I see. Show him. Okay, that's not what I... Show... Okay.

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No, no, yeah. I'm like, I just want to, like, pick one. I'm scared.

The Toast

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It's such a good podcast. You guys have been doing it for so long. It's over 10 years. It's crazy.

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Okay. This... This is the Grindr logo for anyone who didn't know that, which is me. And then this is my sock.

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I will. You know what? Let me just take a picture and ask him.

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He's going to be like, you have had those socks for so long. I always think it's like the infinity symbol.

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No, and I'm sorry to this brand that's just been, like, pretty much ruined. Or made. Depends how you look at it.

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And Father's Day is coming up. Our next story is some other major news. Some legal news. Todd and Julie Chrisley have been released from prison after receiving pardons from President Trump. So I didn't even know this was brewing. But then after this all came out, like then I was looking at the kids, social medias and like they've been in D.C. They've been like lobbying for this.

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You know who they were with? Alice Marie Johnson. Yes.

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Kim Kardashian's friend who she freed with the help of Trump. So like it's part of this whole. What's the word for it? Like.

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Seriously. And I also had KFC on this week from Marshall, who's also been like we're in. I know we're all like I'm in podcasting for eight years, but let's just call it 10. Like we're the decade long podcasting club. Like we've been here for a while.

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Criminal justice, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they were up next for a pardon. Who knew? And now Todd and Julie Christie, I believe Todd is out now. Both of them? Yeah. He was on his way home to Nashville after being locked up at federal prison in Pensacola, Florida. And Julie was also released not long after her husband, so they are both on their way home, if not home already.

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She was stationed at the Federal Medical Center in Lexington, Kentucky.

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What a reunion, especially because he got 12 years. I think she had a couple years less. And they've both been in prison for at least over a year. It's been a while.

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Okay, they were part of a wave of pardons.

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Well, that is so great for the viewers because this is interesting content. Yeah. I don't know, but they obviously have been making their case for a while. It does make sense if it's part of a larger wave of pardons because I guess it's like what you do.

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And their sentencing was like really harsh for the crimes that they committed. And I think that's like the sort of people who are eligible, not eligible, but thought of for pardons.

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I mean, I guess it sort of was and it was just like a low lift to also upload it on demand. So sure.

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And so—but if Sitch got 12 years— Right. He got one year, right?

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I've been too busy in the last 24 hours to take the pulse and see how people were feeling. And I imagine it's how, you know, if people like the Chrisleys and they felt they were treated unfairly, they're happy for this. If people don't like the Chrisleys and want to throw the book at him, they're like, this is... I think Todd's a little upset because now he can't have all those prison boyfriends.

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I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. Happy Thursdays. Good morning. Good morning. You know, good morning got cut. Oops. It's it faded out, I'll say, because we have a theme song. If you're listening to today's episode, you've just heard our pargylicious theme song. And there wasn't really space for good morning millennials anymore.

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That's a good thing to do while you're away, as they say.

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No, unless she's been working on herself as well.

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Oh, I wonder. I didn't even think about it.

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I'm sure you could maybe buy a box dye at the commissary, no?

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But I don't know. Maybe at that point it's just, like, better to just go natural and, like,

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I feel like the upkeep would also be stressful. Like, how am I going to get my dye this month?

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But I feel like, you know, you could also, if she has brown, darker hair, like, that could be beautiful as well.

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But yeah, it will be interesting to see. I didn't realize cameras were up.

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Ones to watch. Our third story are also ones to watch. This was news that I saw the other day at the AMAs. Zach Brown and Kendra Scott stepped out.

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Oh, other news from the AMAs was Heidi Montag's wig.

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Yeah. And you're a fan favorite, like most requested, TRL, like everybody's going to be.

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Okay, but I like it if it's like her idea and she's taking her power back, you know, and getting her. Press clippings.

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Well, other plants on the carpet, Zach Brown and Kendra Scott are dating. Another billionaire. Another billionaire, a female founder. They debuted their romance at the 2025 AMAs. So Zach Brown is from Zach Brown Band. Yes. And Kendra Scott is the founder of Kendra Scott Jewelry, a billion dollar brand. She's also a guest shark on Shark Tank. So she's just like...

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These people are from two completely different worlds.

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Another female founder. This episode is just great for female founders doing big things. Zach Brown seems like a catch, even though as we talk about him, I'm like reminded that there was some sort of scandal in his ex.

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It's true. And you're also a professional, which makes my job easy because you're a great podcaster, hence the 10 years in the biz.

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I think this is good. No, no, no. I think he's 46 and she's 51. So like, we're good. But I feel like when he divorced his ex-wife, I remember seeing a lot of headlines about Just about the divorce. Like, I don't think it was the greatest.

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I'm guessing. Because I feel like, if I'm remembering correctly, it was like a year ago at least. So I think Kendra's a new woman, you know, and this is a fresh relationship on new fertile soil.

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That's really beautiful. That's really beautiful. I actually ship so hard. And I just want to know how two people like this meet each other. Like where do they run into each other in order to spark a romance?

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I wouldn't have thought so, but I guess it's possible.

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Yeah, of course. She's a beautiful lady.

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Caught an eye. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm wishing them lots. And I hope that they've been dating for a while now. If they're finally stepping out, you know, you imagine you'll go public on the first date or second or third.

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I don't think they're going to know what that was. And also, Joey's a big country music fan. Yes. Just, you're full of surprises.

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Oh, for the planner? I don't know if you can handle it.

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Yeah. I do feel like it's easy to end up that way. And even for someone who's not a planner, it's very stressful.

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Yeah, no, but then there are some professors I think that get tenured early, and that's a bit of a scandal. And then there are some professors working 20 years who aren't tenured.

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But like even if they send you, then you have no control over like what if you're in the room that's not right for you.

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So sometimes it's good to write your own ticket.

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Okay, like people probably have an issue with that, but how else should it go? Like someone's going to have a better room.

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I guess they could like pick out of a hat, very Real Housewives style. But I don't know. Don't you want to keep like your biggest talent happiest, right?

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Yeah. I don't get invited on a lot of brand trips either.

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No, I don't think that they would. I think they'd be pleasantly surprised. Yeah. Yeah, but if any brand ambassadors or marketing girlies are planning a brand trip, like consider Joey. You would be so great.

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You would be great for Tarte because you're a makeup expert too.

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There's a lot of toasters who work at Tarte.

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They send us product, but they don't invite us to Bali.

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I think Claudia actually might have gotten invited.

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I think also we don't get invited to stuff because people know we won't go.

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But still, we would like to be invited. So I just want to make that clear.

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You're right. We probably won't go. We have a lot going on. But it's nice to be included.

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Yeah. Right. Thought of. And it's like it's when you invite someone to your wedding and you know they can't come. It's like, oh, well, it's perfect because like you got the credit. You got the karma credits. And you didn't have to pay for their place.

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Yeah. No, no, it's not so far fetched for both Alzheimer's and tenure.

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Grow old gracefully. And Fatty15 co-founder, Dr. Stephanie Van Watson, discovered the benefits of C15. Another female founder. I don't know.

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So many themes. So many, like, just obvious signs. She discovered the benefits while working with the U.S. Navy to continually improve the health and welfare of aging dolphins. Based on over 100 studies, we now know that C15 strengthens our cells and is a key longevity-enhancing nutrient which helps to slow biological aging at the cellular level. Because when our cells age, our bodies age too.

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This eventually led to studies finding the first new nutritional deficiency in 75 years called cellular fragility syndrome caused by a lack of the essential fatty acid C15. As many as one in three people worldwide now have low C15 levels and CFS, cellular fragility syndrome.

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So fatty 15 repairs age-related damage to cells, protects them from future breakdown, and activates pathways in the body that help regulate our sleep, mood, and natural repair mechanisms that support our overall health.

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Let's just ask ChatGPT, like what does qualify someone to get tenure? I just like, now I'm curious.

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Resort Pass. Oh my God, it's changed my life. So basically, they have access to over 2,000 plus luxury hotels and they will give you a pass for the day. You don't have to book a hotel room. You can use the pool, the spa, cabanas at top hotels. You can use the gym. I live in Florida, so I love to go to the beach, but it's nice to go to the beach at a hotel.

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You get food service, get a cabana, get an umbrella, lounge chairs. Yes.

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And I say we because it's me and ResortPass. I work for them now. Right. I'm their number one spokesperson. I have had the best days of my life doing ResortPass. I go with the kids if we want to do something special. We'll use the pool. Hotels are so much fun.

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It's literally perfect for a staycation.

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And then you get to go home and sleep in your own bed and you didn't have to pay for the entire hotel room. So if you haven't checked out ResortPass yet, you must, especially if you want to do something special this summer but you're not traveling.

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Which means I'm due for a sabbatical. That's what it means.

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This is the last one. Don't worry. Spritz Society is nationwide. I don't know if you knew that, Joey.

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And we've won USA's Today's Best Canned Cocktail three years in a row now for good reason because it's seriously delicious. So here are the flavors that are now available nationwide.

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Lemon Ice Tea, which is by Craig Conover from Southern Charm. I know you're going to Charleston soon.

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You have to stop by Sewing Down South in Charleston. I love an R.L. Palmer. Are you going to stop by Sewing Down South? They have Spritz Society.

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Not for a while. Like, I'll be here for a while, but we are taking a bit of a sabbatical this summer.

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Something you should have done a long time ago, bucko.

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Always quoting it. Well, our next story is some musical, movie musical news. Mamma Mia is returning to Broadway, and Sabrina Carpenter is eyed for the third movie and TV version. So lots of Mamma Mia news.

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And so we're just working less, which I'm very excited about. Oh, it's a permanent academic appointment that protects faculty from being dismissed without cause.

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She would be perfect in that, and it might actually make me like Mamma Mia.

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Yeah, Amanda Seyfried, predecessor, Meryl Streep. And, like, even though you would think I would love Mamma Mia, I love ABBA. I love movie musicals.

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I don't love musicals, but I like them in a movie. I don't like Mamma Mia. It gets on my nerves.

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I remember that. That's cute. Like, I like all the lore. Like, I like everything about it except the actual movie. I don't know why. Where does it take place?

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And it's like, I think the first one, she's getting married. Amanda Savory's getting married. And then there's like three men who might be her father. And then she sings. And then the other one, the next one.

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It's the sequel. So it's like. Oh. A prequel? I don't know.

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I think this will be number three. Like maybe it's even, I don't know how you would do it in a way that Sabrina Carpenter is the lead. Like not Amanda Seyfried's daughter.

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In the first Mamma Mia, which did really well. So maybe the second Mamma Mia. Now they're talking about a third starring Sabrina. I think it's good news because it would be good for Sabrina to be box office queen. It would be great for her.

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She can do it all. Yeah. I've not been sleeping on Sabrina Carpenter. I would never. I've been a fan of her for her whole tenure. Yeah. But people like don't really realize they think, oh, I like espresso, please. And then they see her in concert. They're like, she can dance. She's funny. She can act like, yeah, because she's a Disney channel.

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Commonly after a probationary period of five to seven years at the institution. Right. So we're coming up on like eight years of toast. So we got a sabbatical.

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Yeah, I like her too. I feel like we have mostly the same opinions about people. Yeah. I've yet to diverge with you today.

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And the thing is, I like the Mamma Mia songs. That's my favorite part. But those are just ABBA songs.

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Yeah. Same. You were just telling me you have big summer plans. What are you doing?

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So it's not even like, the thing that I like is not even theirs.

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So I could just listen to ABBA. I like ABBA. Do you like ABBA?

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So there is an ABBA documentary that I think talks about the dark sides of ABBA.

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But I think they also got their start on Eurovision.

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Then they came from Eurovision, which is crazy.

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Yeah. Oh, taboo. I don't know taboo. Let me search. Abba cult. Abba cult.

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Oh, everything you need to know about this Swedish cult classic, Abba. No, women are not a cult. Oh, Tormen of the Abba Star with a Nazi father.

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No, but there's definitely a documentary. I'm pretty sure it was referenced in the season of Summer House. Craig told Paige to watch it. It was about the dangers of touring. Right? I think that I'm getting that right. Our fifth and final story, a little TV news. The Real Housewives of London cast is here. Now, don't be like me. I did confuse this with Ladies of London cast. No.

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Ladies of London, do you ever watch Ladies of London?

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They announced a few weeks ago they're bringing it back.

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And they did. Oh, they both have shows now? They're both having shows.

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So now we're having Real Houses of London.

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Cast by Hiyu. And the cast is out, and it's interesting for one reason. And then we're waiting on Ladies of London cast. But they already said Ladies of London is going to be all new people. Now, I'm holding out hope that there'll be some familiar faces. Yeah.

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Then she moved to Dubai with her husband at the time, Jem. They divorced. She still lives in Dubai with her new husband, Sergio. Oh. And she's on Real Housewives of Dubai, which I think is not coming back. I think it's not working. So it's time to move back to London, Caroline Stanbury. She's also like an aristocrat, like a British aristocrat.

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I love her. She's one of my favorite reality TV stars ever. And now there's two London ladies shows for ladies in London. And she needs to be on one of them. And there's no show in Dubai at the moment.

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Yeah, I think her whole family is in London. She's like from there. She has history. She's like tied to the royal family.

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Ooh. That's not what I thought you were going to say.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Me as well. But what's interesting is Real Housewives of London cast is announced, and the one name that we do know and is familiar is Juliet Angus. Remember Juliet? She had the King Charles Cavaliers.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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She's the American, like the chatty American, but then her and Caroline wound up being unlikely friends.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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And she's an influencer now. She's a full-time content creator, so she'll be great.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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That was like Annabelle on Ladies of London. Remember her? She was McQueen's muse, but she passed away.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Right. Whispers about where they're going.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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What else is happening in Rhode Island where you think this is going to be the beginning of something great?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Oh, I like that. I feel like that's a pocket of the country that we haven't seen on television.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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I've seen pictures and a little bit of bios of some of the presumed ladies who will be on the show. Pauly D's from there. So you think it will be like Pauly D's?

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Yeah. That's a nice place to go. I've never been. Yeah. But I think I would like it.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

3734.961

Like Hill House and Taylor Swift's house.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Interesting. Well, I'm excited. I always love a new Housewives franchise. Like, coombs are fresh, as we said.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

3755.066

You are. I usually don't speak this much Yiddish, especially like now with Claudia.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

3759.969

Yeah. And as you said, like, you're a little bit Italian or a little bit Irish. Now you're a little Yidd.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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So, Real Houses of London. Okay, the other people, in case anyone listening knows who these people are, I personally don't. Panthea Parker, Karen Loderick Peace, Amanda Cronin, Nessie Welshinger, and Juliet Mayhew, which is the only name that I'm like, do we know that person?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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I don't know Nessie. Do you know Nessie?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Here, I'm looking at one of them on Instagram, Juliet. Let's see if she's like what we're looking for. She seems to be what we're looking for. You know, she's got the housewife Instagram.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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So, yes, in addition to being a tenured podcaster, you are also an excellent chef.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Interesting. Do you have the biggest phone that they make?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Yeah, just watch out for Carpal Tunnel, though, when you're holding the iPad. I only use my iPad for this show, really.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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It is. I don't want to be on my phone. I don't like being on my phone.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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That's, like, very boomer of me. I do everything on my computer. Not even on my iPad.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

3837.005

Like, I can't answer your email until I'm at my computer. Sorry.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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I went to Nate Lispik and teaches typing.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

3850.849

No, it's a computer program. It's a 90s kid. But you're 80s?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

3858.033

It was like 90s kids learned computer typing skills with Mavis Beacon teaches typing. Did you play Oregon Trail?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

386.402

You do a lot of high-quality cooking content on Instagram. Where did you learn how to cook?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

3870.257

Yeah, it's a computer game that showed us how travelers were on the Oregon Trail, I think. You know who actually created that game?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

3889.426

You guys would be so great together. Can you circle back?

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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I've always liked her. Anytime she was a housewife, like, not even just dogmatically. Like, I always just agreed with her. Yeah. I think she's, like, a very sensible, logical person. Also, like, funny and smart. And a lot of her newfound—

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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speaking stuff was like going down on TikTok a lot and I don't have TikTok so I missed a lot of it oh that's right but then recently I followed her on Instagram I forget like what was the impetus and it's enjoyable she has got a lot going on she does she always has great recommendations good restaurant things and she gives it she shoots it to you straight yeah she does and she's like she you know no one owns her so her opinions are really her own yeah is what I find and like it's not like she like when she promotes a product like that she loves it's like

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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She doesn't need the money. She just actually likes the product. At least it seems that way. Then I just want to talk about Summer House because Reunion Part 1 aired last night. And I know you're friends with a lot of the Summer House people, but you don't watch.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

3968.954

You would. You need to get on a reality show just to get on, like to be eligible for those alum shows.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

3977.618

Or is there anything like with Jersey Shore that you could get?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

3993.315

Understood. You need to clock more hours.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Classic. I've never met him, but I actually, so reunion part one was enjoyable. Nothing like major happened, just like some, nothing moved the needle in terms of like the drama on the show, but just people were sharing.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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They're in the same house every year. And I actually had a thought last night, which is that like summer house could really take place anywhere on earth. Like it doesn't have to be in the Hamptons. They don't leave the house. It's just like you come to, like they sometimes go to a club or something, but they can't really bring the cameras.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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The town of the Hamptons doesn't really like them filming in the Hamptons. So they really are relegated to this house. So it's like, why don't you just get a house somewhere else? And you can have an even bigger house with like more things going on. It's like Jersey Shore showed us the shore. Like You would go to Jersey Shore as a tourist, like, to have the Jersey Shore experience.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4051.417

We're going to Karma. We're going to the T-shirt shop. Like, there were the spots, the boardwalk. Like, it showed... Summer House, like, has no...

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4079.884

They show us going to the beach, them lugging their chairs, doesn't look glam. They don't show us walking down Main Street getting a coffee. People just sneak out in the morning.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

409.079

I was going to say, I think you mean fork of July.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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And it's like they rent in South, which is the most expensive Hampton. It's like, okay, I understand you want to go to the Hamptons because that's what people in New York do. So like what? They're not going to go upstate every weekend. But get a house in Quagg. Get something closer to the city. I don't know why you have to be in Southampton. We're not seeing anything about Southampton.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Even though it doesn't matter at this point, it was just something I noted. Whereas there's nothing Hamptons about this show.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4117.108

So, yeah. So, this season, Lexi, who was on the toast yesterday.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4122.29

Inside and out. It was her first season on the show. And she, like, made a very quick connection with Jesse Solomon, who's Wes' best friend, who it's his second season. And, like, immediately sparks flew. It reminded me a lot of Jersey Shore. Like, it's a bad example, but, like, Sam and Ron. That's why the show's so good was, like, a bunch of people.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4136.695

And, like, there were a couple people who, like, really...

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4138.996

connected and like that's what's great reality television when you're in a share house and so the whole season is about like their relationship they're like really hot and heavy really fast but like he's not ready for a relationship and isn't acting right all the time and by the end of the summer they do break up um but that is the core drama of the summer

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Pretty much. So last season, like, she was still with Craig. He came to the house one time for a weekend, which we're used to at this point.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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He's from Southern Charm, correct. Charleston.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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So, but her relationship, they're still together over the summer, so it's a lot about, like, how she's feeling in the relationship.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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He does. And every year that they've been together— With a spritz in hand?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4186.015

They would block it out. Everything on the show is Loverboy. And we have drama.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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It's funny to like watch the show and I'm like, oh, that's like, I have beef here. But that's kind of good that you don't watch a show because like if you have like friends with the cast, it's like weird if you're watching their show all the time.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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She got pushed out, allegedly, because she did a brand deal with Truly. And then Loverboy is like, they run the show.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Yeah, they're just like, there's enough space for everyone. Yeah. And like, it's not like Lover, so Loverboy is on every single episode, hands in hand, all the time. All they drink is Loverboy.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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So one cast member does. I don't know if Bravo owns any of it because I remember after Bethany, like now Bravo owns like a piece of any brand that launches on the show. So I don't know what Bravo's involvement is, but like they don't let really – he doesn't really let anyone bring anything else into the house. Like the whole – every party is stocked by like cases on cases.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4250.977

And why would you even need something else?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4259.919

It's in, like, Craig, if he's having a backyard barbecue, like, it's there. But it's not, like, the whole show.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4268.826

Yeah, so I think sometimes they blur it out. I don't know what that's about. We've signed releases. Like, go ahead.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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There's so much drama in this world. This all went down, like, a year ago.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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But, yeah, it's just sort of, like, Cold War. Colder cocktails. Yeah.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4295.759

Oh, my God. I got to get you a free case. I'll get you some spritz today.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

4303.561

I'm cracking up. Lemon iced tea and pink lemonade are on their way to you today. I'll tell the boys. Joey needs some. He's got big plans.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Maybe you will. Well, thank you guys so much for watching. I hope you've enjoyed this episode. Joey, where can everyone follow you, listen to you, keep up with you?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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I love that very much. I love you very much. And I love all of you watching very much. I hope you all have an amazing day. And I love you. Bye.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

44.922

And I personally was shoving it out the door because I like to evolve and change and grow.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

443.651

I'm sure people in the comments are like screaming into their phones.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

455.034

Sometimes ChachiBT gives us like way too long of answers. They need to work on that.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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But it's like, is Xanax a beta blocker?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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We have so many who has a restaurant in San Francisco.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

486.463

T. Okay, should I tell GPT starts with a T? They're searching the web. Several male chefs. Tyler Florence.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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And I just felt like it was limiting us. It was holding us back from our destiny.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

511.354

Well, how do you feel about Rachel Ray's current...

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

528.071

She is tenured, and I feel like if she's putting out the videos, it's like her saying, like, I'm good, I'm working, I'm fine. So maybe she just got, like, rich.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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And also, like, what was coming out, the content of what she was saying as well.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

549.532

Oh, wow, a little inside scoop in the chef world.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

563.182

Yeah, because also, like, the behavior in the videos could also just be chalked up to being drunk.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Or she could be drunk. Like, it was giving drunk. Yeah. So if it's giving drunk, she probably had a little... A little something.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

58.188

You and Ben still are holding us to that crunch. And I love the crunch. And I'm not trying to get rid of the crunch. Welcome, Joey Camasta. That's the last time I'll say your name right because I just can't stop saying Joey Camaster.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

6.709

It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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I agree. Or my criticisms are like really like just base level. Like I don't have high bar. Like I want a chips and guac. You know, why wouldn't you have that?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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That's definitely like a dream job. You know, it's probably like only there's a few successful ones in the world.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

639.018

But like to be a restaurant critic where you give just feedback.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

653.29

Yeah. What are your favorite restaurants in the city?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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No. I'm like very uncultured these days.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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No, additionally, as a Chubby Gal, like, I just want, like, good, healthy food. Yeah. You know? But I guess it's hard to come by.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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And I was thinking, I say everything, like Taylor, Celine. You're the only person on earth who does that more than I do.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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That would be so great. And you're also like an influencer, so you could also do like a little press for them. Yes. Make it like a bigger partnership. Absolutely.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Yeah. I'm hungry. So maybe we should get into the episodes so we could dive.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Well, we have a lot of stories to talk about today, and I'm glad that you're here because we have some big makeup news. And so we needed a makeup expert.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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But I also wanted to update everyone because yesterday I released an interview with Lexi Wood from Summer House. I had recorded it a few days ago because we were celebrating Claudia's son, Briss, yesterday.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Photos dropped, name dropped, and now I have to just reprogram myself to be, like, saying it publicly because it just feels like— Instead of Brunson. Instead of being, like, so secretive, you know?

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Yes, yes. Oh, so everyone knew. Family knew, but really she did a really good job of keeping it under wraps because in the Jewish culture, you're not supposed to share the name of the baby until the bris if it's a boy. So she did a good job of that, and I was like, well, I'm not going to be the one. And there's loopholes.

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Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Even now, I still haven't said it because I'm just like, that's ingrained in me.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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So it's nice to name after someone. And yes, in Judaism, we only name after people who have passed, not people who are still living. So you could either use the name of someone who has passed who is significant, a grandparent, a parent, great grandparent, anywhere in the family tree. You could come up with your own name if you really wanted to.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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You could also use the first initial. That counts. Or you could just go rogue. Like there's not a rule that you have to name for someone, but it's so meaningful when you do. Are you named for anyone? Yeah.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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You're so not a Joseph. You're such a Joey.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Yeah, but it's a good name that you have that flexibility.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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You have to add a Y. I know. It's not so hard.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Love that. So yeah, that would be, that would be perfect. So Claudia is son is named Ruben, and he's named for my mom's dad, Ruben. And we're calling him Ruby.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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So it's a great question. So I had the first boy, but I went Harry for my grandpa, Harold. And I just like always loved the name Harry. And that worked out well. Then yeah, Olivia went Levi, but she took the L from my mom's mom, Lillian.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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So a little bit, yes. But you can't really take a name and claim a name unless you're having a baby. So you could say and make it known your preference. And Claudia always loved the name Ruben. And we kind of knew that that's what she would want. So we just sort of left it there for her.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

97.164

Well, welcome to The Toast. You have co-hosted The Toast so many times, but you and I haven't co-hosted The Toast in like five years.

The Toast

Tenured Podcasters with Joey Camasta: Thursday, May 29th, 2025

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Yeah. And when it comes to like other names, no, it's kind of first come, first serve, you know? Like if you want the name, have the babe.

The Toast

Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025

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girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

1012.906

Yeah, that's very exciting. I just think we need more music. Like, now that we've cracked, like,

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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No, I really think like Toast Tunes, the original songs, like everything, it's time to really dig in to our musical selves. Side. We haven't been musical enough up until this point.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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So now without further ado, here are the stories.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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We have an artist page. We have a producer. We have a songwriter, Becca.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Well, Jackson, Claude, you're always beside me. I'm always beside you. That goes without saying. And then right behind us is State Farm, the whole company.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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We've been working on our songwriting for years. I keep running away with you to dance with your heart. Yeah, we'll have to go back to that episode to hear this original song that we wrote.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

1243.415

That is really funny. I remember that episode.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

1247.818

We're going to get into the stories, but something that's developing and will probably come out after we wrap today, classic, is that the Jeffrey Epstein lists are like set to be released today. Some names and flight logs. The new attorney general, Pam Bondi, said like Thursday, they're dropping names.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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No, she didn't, which is rude.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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However, even if they came out at this point during the show, I need a minute to see what I'm reading.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yeah, especially if it's like legal.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Would you have wanted me to shelf it?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

1294.429

Okay, so maybe if the list breaks, I'll tell you that the list breaks and then we'll like talk about it in depth tomorrow. Sounds good?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

1309.676

Yeah. Have you been seeing, like, the odds makers?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

131.338

Thursday is February 27th. Did we say like something like a year ago? Remind us.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Who's, like, yeah, who's going to be, like, the top. Now, do you think somebody being on a flight log? It made news because now the number one person that people are suspecting would be on it is Jay-Z. Yeah.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

1327.99

Even though he has his own plane. I know he's definitely got stuff going on, but I never fully associated him with Epstein.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

1349.75

maybe two it depends how far apart they are i think maybe you maybe you gotta like people hit your ride all the time and like rich people love to pick up other rich people on their planes friends was you know that's how the there will be people who are back and forth back and forth back and forth like take me to bill clinton yeah and then there will probably be people that it's like a little suspicious but not as much you know so i think there'll be degrees but just because you're on it once like

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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The day before February 28th. No. No. What is it?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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But the flight log will also say where they went. So if they just got, like, a ride home from the Super Bowl, that's different. Oh, oh, good call.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Yeah, so that's why you need to like, but there will be, hopefully it goes in order of frequency.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

1429.883

Yeah, no, like don't put it in alphabetical order.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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Wait, speaking of Luke's, I dropped a Patreon vlog yesterday. Oh my God, the worst kind of Patreon vlog. No, but I was having fun. I think people really enjoyed it.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And all the new stuff I'm liking and my new style and just taking you guys on a style journey. The only thing that was treacherous about it was cleaning up my closet after because I pulled out everything I bought in the last week. Putting it back on hangers. Tried them all on, threw them on the floor to try on the next one, next one. So that was the hardest part.

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But it's a really fun fashion vlog if you are into that sort of thing. Patreon.com slash your toast.

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Okay, so now should we get into the stories?

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i agreed i like loved her when i've seen her and then like seeing everything all of these tributes to her just reminds me so much of how fantastic she was and also like the kind of person she was we didn't know her anything but the things that people are writing about her just like so above and beyond in terms of how like electric and um full of light she was and personality and so this is just really sad but here are the details because

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Michelle Trachtenberg, Gossip Girl, Harriet the Spy, Buffy the Vampire. Well, that's the other thing.

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Yes. She was found dead in New York City on Wednesday at 39 years old. A source told people that in the year prior, she was quote really down emotionally. She had also been dealing with health issues. She told friends she was struggling. The source says she was really, really sick and open with those in her circle about how much she was struggling physically.

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They claim that she looked pale, gone and very thin. Yes. And the most recent photos of her, both on her Instagram and also like professional photos, she does look very thin and very pale. Um, Around 8 a.m. on February 26th, police responded to a 911 call at One Columbus Place in New York City.

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The NYPD confirmed to People upon arrival they discovered a 39-year-old female unconscious and unresponsive. They responded to location and pronounced the victim deceased. Criminality is not suspected. Also, she had recently undergone a liver transplant.

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They're the lowest form of content.

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Especially, it was so shocking, because I guess, I personally hadn't like kept up with her in the last few years. I didn't even really know she was so unwell. Like some people. Oh, I did. Pass like due to sickness or drug use or whatever. Like you see the signs leading up. They're publicly kind of deteriorating. Yeah. Or they're up and then they're down and they're up and down.

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And for me, like she's just been so quiet for the last few years that like this came out of nowhere for me.

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What's her name? Taylor Momsen.

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Jenny Humphrey. Everyone that she's ever worked with. And like, I'm sure, you know, anytime someone passes, people are going to say something nice. But just something about the way people were talking about her. about her. Like she just seemed like a really special person. Yeah.

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No, when you work in social media, national days, like, are your... Are your bread and butter. Saving grace. There's nothing better than a National Margarita Day.

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I didn't know or didn't remember that she's Jewish. Yeah.

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Michelle, yeah, no, now that I think about it, of course, but I, when I think of, like, Jewish celebrities and actresses, like, I never thought of her.

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Your memory playing tricks on you.

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And then our next story, which is also sad news, is that legendary actor Gene Hackman and his wife Betsy Arakawa and their dog found dead in New Mexico home.

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So no one's like spelling it out completely because they say like Gene and his wife and dog. And the dog were found. Or like Gene and his wife found dead with dog. I don't know. Right. And so was the dog there or was the dog also dead? I don't know exactly. I'm feeling like the dog was dead. And also how long were they dead for? Like did, you know.

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Yeah. A good one should let you know when they're not functioning.

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Okay. Well, they were found dead in their New Mexico home, Santa Fe County. Police discovered the bodies of the two-time Oscar winner, the classical pianist, and one of their dogs while performing a welfare check. Okay. they did not provide a cause of death or say when they may have died. His daughter suspects carbon monoxide poisoning as well. Wow. I feel like vomiting.

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Okay, so he's best known for his role in The French Connection, 1971. Then he also starred in Bonnie and Clyde, heard of it. Young Frankenstein, heard of it. Night Moves. Bite the Bullet, Superman, Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven, which earned him his second Academy Award, and The Royal Tenenbaums, a classic.

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I guess that really proves like how- Oh, they're disgusting, sorry. How did they not put that in there?

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It also must like his other movies must be so amazing that they outrank Heartbreakers. Think about that.

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It is. Watch Heartbreakers in honor of Gene Hackman today.

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That's so true. And if we're not going to acknowledge a National Chili Day, like literally who would?

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Yeah. Let me see if he's in anything else that like we like. Because I do feel like we know him from other stuff.

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Yeah, they are. So now we can move on to something a little more extraterrestrial.

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Katy Perry, Gayle King, and Lauren Sanchez will be flying into space on Jeff Bezos' Blue Arch in Next Mission.

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I love that, keeping you on your feet.

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So Blue Origin, which is Jeff Bezos' aerospace company, is sending an all-women crew into space on its next flight, including singer Katy Perry. Gayle King, and Lauren Sanchez, his fiance. The company on Thursday announced the six people flying on the NS-31 mission sent to launch in the spring of 2025. Okay, so like months away. I love the short lead time. Thanks, Jeff.

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The crew also includes Bahamian American aerospace engineer Asha Bowe, civil rights activist Amanda Nguyen, and film producer Carrie Ann Flynn.

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By the way, speaking of National Margarita Day, did you see that Lifetime is doing a sponsored movie with Chili's and it's called like It All Happens on National Margarita Day?

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I understand. I see like why you think that. And I don't not think that. However, like we have to remember that Jeff Bezos like is a nerd. And like this is what nerds get off on. Like the fact that he has all this money in the world. Like what does he want to do? He wants to go to space because he's a nerd. Also because he's so competitive.

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For him also, no, like this is a hobby. Like he sends people up to space like for sport and then also like for his ego, but we're just, hey, want to go to space today? Because we can. And also I feel like these things are a little misleading because when I hear this, I'm like, oh, like Katy Perry's going to the moon. Like,

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They are literally taking a rocket. They're leaving the orbit and they're coming right back down. Like it's not, you know, a multi-day. It's still crazy, but yes. But now these things are so much more commonplace just to like take a trip to outer space.

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And also of course, like if a podcaster is going to space, like it will be Joe Rogan because he loves space.

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It's not going to be you. Like, and there's so many podcasters who are into space and like, we're not, we kind of like clown on this. So I don't think we have to worry about what to do with our invitations. Yeah.

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Well, it's unclear if it's just the crew is, it's just like the passengers are all women or like everyone operating the rocket as well are also women. Like if it's fully woman, I think it's full woman.

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Yeah, like Guinness, like break a record. Yes. All women.

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Oldest, youngest, fattest, skinniest.

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It's like a real movie about like two people who connect at Chili's on National Margarita Day. Unless like what I saw was a parody, but there was scenes filmed.

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I think every nerd is into space. I don't.

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Yeah. Not to stereotype, but I think like every nerd is into the galaxy. Yeah, I do.

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She's such a nerd. She's such a nerd. Nerds love space. They just do.

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Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Our fourth story? Yeah. Yeah. Inside the six-figure goodie bag given to the Oscar nominees. Oh, this is always good. This is always fun. So Oscar nominees this year will receive an array of luxury products and services, including a complimentary home renovation project management from Mason Construction. Wait.

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That's insane. They will also get a stay at a five-star resort in the Maldives.

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They will also get a five-night luxury wellness retreat in Sri Lanka. Wow. They will also be getting a stay at the Cotton House Hotel Five Star in Barcelona. Okay, so lots of trips. Lots of trips. Then they're also getting cosmetic... surgeon specialties that they would want. Then they're also getting, like, all the luxury skincare, all of that.

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The full range of Miage skincare, estimated to cost more than $500. L'Oreal Paris is also contributing Miage, M-I-A-G. And what was the second one, Paris? L'Oreal Paris are also contributing a selection of hair care to the swag bags. Danicero will supply their D22 tonic and then a bunch of other, you know, the crap, too. But there's a lot of non-crap in here.

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Claudia, watch I'll Be Home for National Margarita Day on Lifetime presented by Chili's. Celebrating National Margarita Day at the local Chili's is the highlight of the year. But when a big city developer threatens a town. Hold on. I'm agreeing to their terms. Threatens a town holiday tradition. Exes Liz Maria Menounos and Sam Taye Diggs must team up to stop him. Star studded.

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Well, it's also like management.

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He probably wants it more. He needs the free one more. Yeah. Also, the gift bag is subject to tax laws, so some celebrities don't cash in on all the items offered to them.

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Yeah. Oh my God. The list, like the whole list is so, so long. Like an ancestry DNA kit. Body contouring procedures. Ooh, I'd cash in on that. Karma nuts, air roasted cashews, yummy.

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Just like a lot of shit. Like it's still a gift bag with their shite, but like multiple trips.

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Or there's like cards in like, come to Sri Lanka.

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Yes. So congrats to the nominees. It pays to be nominated. I guess it really is an honor. Now I know why people get so upset when they don't get nominated because they're not getting a home renovation.

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Damn, that's crazy. Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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Who knows how long the movie actually is? 15 minutes. Okay, it's a short film. Oh, okay, okay. It's a short film. But that's a lot. I like that. I don't hate it. I would like it. And maybe if it's good enough, like it would get the extended version. I'll be home for National Margarita Day.

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Just something to keep in mind as we learn more.

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Yeah. Our fifth and final story is some big news for the kids. Big news in the kid community. Mummy Pig, Peppa Pig's mother, is pregnant. I heard she's knocked up. She's expecting baby number three with Daddy Pig. So it is... It's all good. It's all in the faith. Within wedlock. And fellow pregnant mom, Kylie Kelsey, broke the news. So this is just like.

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Yeah. Cute, sweet news. The star of Peppa Pig is expecting her third baby with Daddy Pig. Sharing the news exclusively on Kylie's podcast, Not Gonna Lie. That's really funny. The couple is, of course, already parents to daughter Peppa and son George. And so the show, this is from Peppa Pig, the show, the kids show. I know, I know.

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Yeah, but for anyone who doesn't know, and like the show has been on for a really long time and it's Peppa and George, mommy pig, daddy pig. You never consider that like mommy pigs.

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Yeah, I feel like so often, like, family shows, like, the cast is set in stone.

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They don't really age, especially, like, does Bluey get older? Cartoons, right. No, like, it's just, like, they don't exist in time. Right.

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No, I didn't watch the video. So that's why I didn't choose it.

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This is big news in the community. And I agree with you. Like, it will be helpful for families that are growing. But for some reason, like, I just, I didn't know that Mommy Pig was, like, still getting down.

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They are very British. And I'm sure you've also seen, I think like back in the day we reported on this, that like American kids are starting to speak, who love Peppa Pig and watch it all the time, are developing a British accent, which I think is good.

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Yeah. And then the Kylie Kelsey bit is actually cute too that they partnered for the announcement. That's a good partnership. And I think they're a big Peppa household. In our house we call her Peppers. Of course you do.

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The Peppa Pig Tony is how we got into Peppa because it pops off like really early in the beginning.

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When is National Margarita? Is it not Cinco de Mayo?

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and then play it for the kids but it's also nice like say you're traveling and you want to tell them a good night story you would you could record yourself put it on a tony they put it on like it's actually a brilliant idea this is the best use i've seen agreed i'm gonna get like one of those creative tony's and just be sitting in the studio all day i like being alone too much to dance with you by the way we should record something for we should record like one kids episode and then a whole hour long episode like 25 20 25 minutes like that's for the children

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We could edit it. Oh, true, true. And that way we could send it to people and they could put it on the Tony. And that way we'll never age out of Toast fans.

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Yeah, that's how we're going to capture new audiences, coaches. Tell the marketing team. Me and you.

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Yeah, also Kyle seems to be like an annoying person, right?

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Right, and I think that like Paige and a lot of people just like put up with him because like they love Amanda and like that's her husband. He would do that for any friend. But like once he gives her cause to unleash, like now we are hearing what she really thinks. And it's fascinating.

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Right, oh my God. When she was like, the house feels different. Literally, it was three days that you missed. You might as well be a cast member. You're here. Yeah, you've missed just as much as Emeril. No, and then you're in a confessional. You're on the show. Yeah, that was disappointing. There was so much made of her decision to leave. The fact that she has a confessional, she's on the show.

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For sure. But if she were visiting, she would come to like a party or a pool day, not be the first one in the house setting up.

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Like she's there for the weekend for sure.

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Yeah, because he said a couple things in last night's episode that were, like, incongruous, and, like, I love how all-in he is on Lexi, but, like, if you want to be all-in on someone, like, you wouldn't even look at another girl. Like, the way that he feels about her, like, it shouldn't be hard at all. Like, duh, we're exclusive. Like, I couldn't even look at someone else.

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Like, especially, she's so, like, wonderful, and they're so cute together. So the fact that he had pause about, like, wait, you really think that we're going to dive in like this so quickly and, like, literally share a room and see each other every day, and you would talk to another. Are you crazy?

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Yeah. No, she can't be stopped from drinking and driving. So maybe some time in the slammer would put things into perspective for her.

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Not at all. I liked that she said that, that she's not going to be like a doormat and just like so glad that Jesse's looking my way. And also she doesn't have to be that way because like, you know.

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She's her. So if anyone can say like, I'm glad that she's saying it. And also she's right about the Instagram comments. Like they're in, once you're in a relationship, they're inappropriate.

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And he left Amanda a nice comment once and people thought he was like with Amanda. So then he like kept doing it because it's like a funny.

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And I didn't like that the girls...

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didn't agree that he should stop they were kind of like oh that's weird that she said that like no it's not it's no it's not at all they should have been like yeah you know it's time to change your comments if you're going to be seeing someone so I thought that that was weird that they couldn't see that but that also like speaks to this issue that we always have where like people in the house like don't know how to function around a relationship and they just want everyone to just be like acting single all the time while being in a relationship and things change when you're in a relationship so I would say like and I was saying this last week I think that's like

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One of the downfalls of them moving so quickly is Jesse doesn't have enough time to change. Like when you, when you slowly progress into a relationship, you dial back things slowly. You realize, but like to go overnight, like I have a girlfriend and I have to change every single thing about my life. Like that's hard for a man. Like an immature guy. Yeah. Cause they're like, why should I change?

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Like, but when it's a slower progression, you don't notice how much you're changing. Yeah.

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Yeah. Sex parties. It's like so my least favorite. Like, OK, it's like, wait, that's what you have to. OK.

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Yeah, and then also it's like, yeah, it's fun to have a single guy in the house, but when we just heard you had sex with two and a half girls in one day, like nobody in the house wants to get with you.

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why I want like I want Jesse's and Wes to like come in and connect with girls but if all the girls like that's not a suitor someone like no he's like I think meant to be like a social person where it's like they're supposed to be going out throwing parties inviting people that's how we got to know like so many random castmates like friends who come over and I think that's more his thing I just feel like guys who come into the house who don't have any sort of like romantic potential with any girl just get forgotten and

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He's going to stick it out. She has rode with him through some tough times for him as well.

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That was a preview for next week. And I agree when I saw him like leading the charge, like running, like the running. I'm like, oh, okay. I like that. And what's also so funny is like, they keep being like, if Lindsay and Carl can be at the same table in the same house, like so can Wes and Sierra.

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I know that they were engaged, but like Wes and Sierra's situation was like more heartbreaking than Lindsay and Carl's.

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Because I guess, like, by the time Lindsay and Carl broke up, they kind of hated each other. Wes and Ciara broke up when, like, she still loved him.

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And she was there for him. So if he leaves, like seriously despicable. And it's like he didn't leave for the first three DUIs. So like you'd always have to. Now you've developed a moral compass. No.

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It's really true. Like in hindsight, Austin and West are just like the same kind of guy that are like.

The Toast

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having fun they're not bad guys they're not serious guys especially at the times that she's meeting them like Wes came on this reality show for a million things like to be all of it like and the fact that he's interested in watch parties like he just was not there to get married and so yeah to like keep seeking out the same thing and then being like so disappointed in the results doesn't work out yeah it's it's time to try something different I agree

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And seriously, right? Like you should drive her.

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Yeah, I agree. Some people just, like, don't like change. And maybe those young people, like, make them feel old. But that's what a summer house is. And I do think right now, like, it all works together. Even though they're, like, more split, there's interconnecting storylines. It works. So it totally works. I'd love to see Paige and Lindsay. I agree about Wes that I've moved on.

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And I, like, seriously couldn't stand him. But he's, like, taken his... You know, like he's he's gotten like hate and now it's time to move on. You're not just going to hate someone forever. He said something really funny last night, which is like, do you think that Danielle is going to say something to Jesse and Lexi about moving too quickly? L.O.L.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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So that was just like, yeah, I'm ready to move on. Like he made a mistake. He did his time. He did his time. Like what am I going to hold on to it?

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Yeah. And he should know she likes to drink and drive. Maybe I'll drop her off and pick her up.

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Yeah, I agree. I loved it. It's blending really well. Like even if she doesn't want to stay in the house the whole weekend, like seeing her in the city scene.

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None of them do. You would think that the cast members have like, even like a small percent, 0.5%, 1% of Loverboy because they're hawking it every single week. They're drinking it. They're making it look good. They have all zero. They've not made a cent.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

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And that's really harks back. The expectation from Kyle that everyone will keep doing this. And like that for nothing in the beginning, wearing a lover boy hat the whole episode. he didn't want anyone doing anything else, but like, it's been years now. Like people are able to do other things like that, but that you would still be like that rigid while you're giving them nothing, but really people.

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And they're on a show that's like about alcohol and they can't work with other alcohol. They can't drink anything else. So like Hannah and Craig who are not on the show can't do a partnership. And that is, so they talked also about Hannah on BFFs pod when she said that like she got fired from the show. Cause Kyle got her fired because she had done a,

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Who would have had a lower Q score than West after the reunion?

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No, it's more interesting to keep him on.

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No, but also, like, not only what everyone does for Loverboy, which is, like, insane, and for them, but that he does nothing for anyone else. Like... I don't follow him, but does he ever talk about Giggly Squad? Does he ever talk about her tour? Does he ever talk about her Amazon Live? Probably not.

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Yeah, no, she's so activated. Like she's just saying everything. And it probably things that were like obvious truths, but she would never say because of Amanda.

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Right. Well, just you, because you take a really strong stance. Not that I'm like pro.

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National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4021.078

Paige is not going to get fired. And I feel like for Paige, she's not scared of getting fired. And that's why she will say whatever she wants. Because I'm sure at some point if she leaves the show or the show leaves her, like she knows that she's going to be, she has all this stuff off of the show. I wouldn't be surprised if she left on her own accord. So to not care. Is power.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4039.37

She doesn't need to care and she doesn't need the show.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4069.067

They're not getting paid by lover boy. Unless you're an employee, Carl. They're being good friends. They're being above and beyond every single party, every single episode.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4089.095

It's time. And I'm actually grateful to Spritz and Craig for bringing this conversation to the fore.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

41.508

Hey, Clurd. I'm good. Happy to be back at the toast with you. We've got a lot to do today. I'm very excited for a lot of things to talk about. Watched Summer House last night. Me too. Endeavored to watch a little more Lib. Didn't happen, really. Okay, it happens. Did it happen in a meaningful way?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4157.522

No, I think he like storms out and says, I'm done. Classic.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4165.306

The evisceration. Of Kyle Cook. Yeah. Yeah.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4190.908

Yeah, our shows. Don't forget Southern Charm's on tonight. I know you forgot.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4199.251

Yeah. Oh, I missed it. I was having my Southern Charm persecution complex.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4209.238

And now that, like, Southern Charm is, like, so, you know, white loaded. Prevalent.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4215.442

Oh, Paige and Craig, of course. There's just intel coming in from all the different things.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

4220.925

Yeah, so I will be enjoying my Southern Charm this evening.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

423.021

No, you would lose all credibility.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

439.766

And you live in a city. It's not so hard. Right. But just wait till y'all list sticks. You might not be talking such a big game, everyone get an Uber.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

468.435

You literally just said I could see how it could happen.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

487.269

I'm sorry for the divider that she hit. I'm sorry for the person who had to clean it up and build a new one.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

498.854

Yeah. Well, we actually have a lot of news today. A lot of stories broke yesterday.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

515.385

Is it? Of course. I feel like vomiting. That man is like so- So I think-

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

543.341

We say it all the time. We love that movie. And if you've been around for a while and you do your homework, it was definitely a toast movie of the week during COVID. So hopefully you've watched it and that you also have a warm spot in your heart for Gene Hackman and are affected by the news today.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

567.23

We'll get into the details in the Fast Five, but this is not the Fast Five.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

573.422

Yeah, also yesterday, Brutus got a haircut. How is Brutus doing? My baby boy never misses an appointment. He's good, but his groomer said he seems a little stressed.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

587.734

I did. Bruno got your PR package.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

607.392

Oh, you think that would move the needle?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

611.109

sales highly influential he is highly influential because he's the type like he's very brand loyal he doesn't use a lot of different products and like when he hones in on what he likes like he will use it forever that's so bruno like the sunbeam heating pad high bar yeah okay well i'll have to get him on his wagwell because like he was very stressed very tight in the neck

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

637.881

And it's still sitting by the door.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

640.602

No, that's because you want to know why he got right into everything before he could take an aesthetic photo.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

656.775

I made homemade tomato sauce last night and hamburger meatballs with Italian seasoning which is just meatballs but if you've been following along it's really funny. It's just a funny bit.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

671.063

I thought I told you this when my friends Sam and Ben were here. I know. And, like, it was really good.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

676.347

So much so that Rayo's doesn't taste the same. And that's why, like, every time I now make tomatoes, I was like, I'm not doing it happily. I'm cursing them for ever making me homemade tomato sauce because I can't go back.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

704.082

Like when you know, it's like the only way you could have a piece of bread that has zero sugar.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

717.671

So yes, if you leave discard in the fridge for a while, it can get black on top. Some people, you could just like take that off and still move on forward with it. But I know you probably won't do that, but are you feeling better? Can I, you can, and then start feeding it. Are you going to start feeding it?

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

737.145

until and then you know I'll bring you a little more next time I see you just in case and then you could swap out I almost threw it out it looked like mold yeah that's like what it is but like it's not it's not bad yet I don't know that I would go with black but I'll bring you fresh kumsa okay are you feeling sourdough curious

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

769.311

But just know I could bring you the same thing again in a month. I think Ben should get into sourdough. Actually, not for your sake. You will be flour all over the kitchen. But like for his life. Yeah.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

79.671

I really, like, I pushed and pushed because I need it on repeat.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

806.909

No, you need a lot of things. You need to keep them clean. They're not dishwasher safe. No.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

812.311

Nevermind. Thank you for understanding.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

819.614

Yeah. I saw wild green had something wild green. Not that this is a spot, an ad though. They are a sponsor has frozen fresh pasta, which like, I don't want to start making my own pasta. It's just not something I can take on, but I want fresher pasta.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

845.036

Yeah. The more you do it, the easier it gets. But I do understand. Like that's why like tonight just might be a factor meal.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

859.517

None of them are sponsors today.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

870.429

It is. So maybe we should get into the actual sponsors for today's episode. And the fast five stories that you that do need to know.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

896.428

Samantha's was but in terms of what I thought would be the best theme song Becca's was I love Samantha's song I love Samantha's song it was my number one until like Becca's song like really was growing on me and like Becca's song was exactly what we needed like just four lines the top of the show like Samantha's song had like a chorus but it's a song I mean I was saying like can we put Samantha's song at the end of the episode but then it's just like too many songs no I got a bunch of suggestions now especially now that we're gonna have a Spotify profile like we should just record it and release it as a song like buy it from her agreed agreed

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

936.339

Yeah, we'll have to talk to Samantha.

The Toast

National Toast Day: Thursday, February 27th, 2025

966.88

It's always in my head. It's always in my house. It's always in my heart. And it's always in my heart. It's true. And then it's always in my feed because, like, everyone's enjoying it.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1018.106

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The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1036.437

like not even well-versed on it. Roe is committed to making the process so easy, and you also don't have to leave your house, which is just a bonus. So you can sign up online from the comfort of your own home. Your Roe-affiliated provider can help you understand if GLP-1s are right for you, what your goals are. But that's just the beginning.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1050.843

You're getting faster weight loss, higher confidence at a cheaper price. So join the over 385,000 people who have already chosen Roe to access GLP-1 medications. Go to ro.co slash toast to see if you qualify today. That's ro.co slash toast, ro.co slash T-O-A-S-T, and go to ro.co slash safety for boxed warning and full safety information about GLP-1 medications.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1073.96

If you've been thinking about it, maybe let this be your sign. Like, I'm a big fan, big endorser, cannot recommend it enough. We'll be right back. Many children's vitamins have five grams of sugar, which is obviously known to contribute to a variety of health issues.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

109.988

Permission to comment. Let's just see. You know, things, your emotions are so unregulated when you're pregnant. Like, let's see if it pisses me off. Let's hear. Like, you're wearing it to yourself. Oh, yeah. And there's a picture of myself on the shirt, which always helps. It's not just any shirt. No, it's OG Toast merch. It's from my... It's... What tour was that? N-Log, yeah.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1100.77

Haya is made with zero sugar and zero of those gummy additives, but it tastes great and it's perfect for even the pickiest of eaters. So what Haya does is fill the most common gaps in modern children's diets to provide the full body nourishment that your kids need with a yummy taste that they love. It's formulated with the help of pediatricians and nutritional experts.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1117.656

They're pressed with a blend of organic fruits, vegetables, and then they're supercharged with 15 essential vitamins and minerals, including vitamin D, B12, C, zinc, folate, and many others to help you support.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1129.168

immune system energy brain function mood concentration teeth bones and more of course the formula is non-gmo it's vegan it's dairy free it's allergy free it's gelatin free it's nut free it's pretty much free of anything you can think of so if you have a kid who has like tons of dietary restrictions you don't have to worry about that um it's also just like a really fun bottle like like you can add stickers to it it's like they've made they've really thought of everything my niece michaela loves it and she's like a super picky eater um because it's like an activity you know she flies across the house when it's time to have

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1155.894

Hiya is designed for kids 2 and up. It's sent straight to your door so parents have one less thing to worry about. When we have worked out a special deal with Hiya for their best-selling children's vitamin, receive 50% off your first order when you go to HiyaHealth.com slash toast.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1167.884

The deal is not available on their regular website, just H-I-Y-A-H-E-A-L-T-H.com slash toast to get your kids the full-body nourishment that they need to grow into healthy adults.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1178.979

Oh my God, it's seriously like running a marathon. I can't breathe.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1186.083

To those who stuck with me, thank you.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1256.147

I agree. I think about her a lot, you know. I think a lot of people do. It's kind of, like, the craziest thing.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1267.515

Maybe you're a John Cougar Mellencamp stan.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1283.84

Yeah, do you know when like your baby kicks and like your whole body shakes? Where's the kick? Oh, they're everywhere. I don't even know where he is these days. I'm not even trying to like understand what position he's in. Like I'll find out at my next doctor's appointment.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1303.133

Well, yeah, because your baby was in a normal position. I haven't experienced that.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1310.41

No, no. I, because I like rest my hands on my, when I'm like on my phone, I rest my hands on my belly. Sometimes I get a kick, like my phone goes flying. Like that's really crazy. That's so funny. That's what I just felt like, you know, I could feel like I could see my stomach moving. Like maybe I'm just like feeling my own. Did you guys see it on camera?

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1327.495

But I'm wearing like a baggy shirt. Like I'm telling you, my whole body moved.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

133.173

It's not even Toast March.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1337.059

Just some complaints like I haven't really shown my bump a lot on the toast and like maybe I'm faking it.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1344.682

No, nobody accused me of faking it. You wish they would. No, but people are like, Trini, show your butt more. Like, no. Okay, no.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1359.589

I have. Like, everybody's obsessed. They want to see me naked. Like, they want to see my nude maternity shoot that I did.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

136.974

Actually, I think you do. Like the way we had set it up. I think you did get a cut of the shirt. Not a big deal. I'm not upset. I'm not upset.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1367.482

Well, my body's really changed a lot in the last week or two. And it changes every week.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1379.776

No, I really can't. But I feel like I need to be honest with you.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1385.526

yeah i don't care the photos i sent in our family chat just like i wanted to you know show everyone i don't ever edit my stomach that feels like really fucked up but like my legs oh my god yeah we had and i was in the sunlight too so they were looking i know i thought it was like um you were looking what so it's very cellulitey and i had to take care of it so i don't know is that all you edited it oh and my chin what about not like an arm i would

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1412.095

Okay, I did like, the thing is, I feel like my arm looks good in the photo and I did a little bit, but I think like admitting it and then you think my arm is fake, like that actually, that's pretty much what my arm.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1423.727

I would say the biggest difference is my chin. I had like a real hanging turkey neck.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1438.869

Okay, what is that? What the hell is that? Like you go to a group chat and you can go to all the data and it's just sort by all the photos that have been posted and half of them aren't there. Yeah. More than half. What the hell is that?

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

145.057

I'm not still thinking about it.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1456.728

It wasn't nude, by the way. I was wearing, like, my maternity undies and a big nursing bra.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

148.838

Yeah, no, this shirt was kind of like a bestseller. There has been crazy demand for me to bring it back. Zach loves that shirt. Ben loves this shirt.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1481.203

I feel like I've officially gotten a little bit of pregnancy face. So if I were to have done photos, I would have done them before that. I didn't act quick enough.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1490.756

We'll get them next time. We'll get them next time.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1493.847

Oh, also next excuse. Like, um, I'm tired.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1511.585

Yeah. I honestly, like I can't sign up for something like that.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1516.537

One of like my goal, I wake up every day and I say, I'm going to do the toast. I'm going to slay the house down. And that's it. Like I, that's the one thing I need to accomplish every day. A photo shoot. I would die.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1530.484

Yeah, and as, you know, kind of seasoned models in the industry, we obviously know that. Are you ready for our next story?

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1541.334

Yeah, I feel like I really need to make fun of George Clooney, like, a lot. And I haven't had the opportunity, and he sort of, he brought me right on a silver platter.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1588.872

No, I know people, like, read this and are like, oh, she's so lucky. Oh, I could vomit. Like, let me tell you, okay? First of all, I actually don't think that he's lying. Like I don't think that him and Amal have actually ever had a fight. And I think that's something he really needs to stop telling people because you're not married. Like you have a roommate.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

159.905

Hannah Burner wears this shirt every time she comes on the toast. It's like so supportive of her.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1609.226

Yes. Like either. And, you know, I know everybody jokes like you always jump to inclusion. Like you're gay or she's a lesbian because like you someone who you're actually in love with intimate building a life. They have kids, right? Yeah. You're telling me you don't fight?

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1624.314

I'm sorry. That's just a lie. No, I'm sorry. I don't think it's a lie. I don't think it's a lie because I don't think he's lying because he's now said it twice.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1631.139

But just shut up. Has a different family. Yeah, you've abandoned your family, clearly, because even in the world's most amazing marriage, you're supposed to fight. So the fact that you're over here, that's like admitting... Like, you're not married.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1647.776

I know. He would never say, but Jay Shetty came to mind. And I also wanted to talk about this because I don't know if you've seen George Clooney, more specifically his hair recently.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

165.308

No, the first time she did it, I said, oh. She knows the way to my heart. The way to my heart, this is what Ben always says when we're evaluating friendships. He's like, no, I'm not really into those people. I'm like, really? I love them. He's like, yeah, they're always up your ass. If you were to look up MapQuest, how to get to Claudia's heart, it would be directly through my ass.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1658.148

He ran some like black tar through it and it's like slick and gray. I mean, excuse me, and black. And obviously like he's the OG Silver Fox. And so it was really jarring to see. And I think we need to make fun of him more. Like why would he do that?

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1679.023

No, no. And your hair is horrible, sir. Do something about it. Like I couldn't believe what I saw.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1688.638

It's so crazy though because men get such a pass, right? Like George Clooney is the most popular likable he's ever been and he's the oldest he's ever been. Like he's the prime example of like an aging man in Hollywood who only gets more attractive, you know? And you're biting the hand that feeds you. You want to look younger now? You look silly.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1710.163

I never thought much about it. I'm a George Clooney hater now.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1722.027

Actually, okay, I'm so glad you brought that up. Justice for Stacey Keebler.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1727.248

Oh, did she judgeable. And she's so happy now.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1736.814

Yes, yes. Like, we see it as an outsider. Like, Stacey Keebler put in all the work. She made him who he was. And she was a perfectly, like, good age-appropriate-ish girl for him. Like, there was literally no fucking reason that he didn't marry her. Breaks up with her and marries an ex-girl. Like, it was so wrong. But she comes across my social media or, like, my...

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1779.096

Yeah, because I thought of it as an opportunity to be negative on my platform and be an example to others.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1810.765

So I was going through the submissions this morning and like, it's going to be really hard not to be so mean. People are like, your hot take is your natural inclination is to be mean, right?

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1824.124

Yeah. Yeah, but most of it, it's everybody loves and you hate.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

183.847

It's really true. You just have to be up my ass. Ask me questions about my job. I'm so interesting.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1831.902

No, I saw one about Beyonce, but she was not a popular submission. Oh, okay, good.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1842.467

I think it is a pop culture hot take. Like I don't think that they're goals. I don't find him like attractive. I like actually like really don't like him. And to me, I don't look at them and be like, I'm charging him off. Like, I don't fucking care.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1857.056

No, like, why don't you go back to your separate dwellings and live your fake lives? And like, it's so easy to make your life look perfect when you do one public event every year, like the Venice Film Festival. Like, please, have a reality show and then I'll be impressed.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1922.845

So I want to say two things. One, I think Hulu's actually doing an amazing job in the unscripted area. I think they're killing it. Sex, Lies, and Mormon.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1931.72

What's it called? Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Vanderpump Villa is out today. I've heard it's actually amazing. Kardashians. So this, I feel like they really have their finger on the pulse. And I have a, I'd love to see a sisters reality show. I think, you know, everybody's always chasing the high of the Kardashians, right? Like, who are the next Kardashians?

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1950.606

The Culpo sisters, like, I feel like everybody does it. Having said that, I have heard about this show because they have been spotted with cameras over the course of the last year and it's always on Dumois. And I feel like there has been a small but mighty effort to get the Nader sisters to be famous and it's not taking.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1968.113

Having said that, following Brooks' journey with Gleb and whatever and her TikTok, she will stop at nothing to be famous. She's actually really motivated. And I think if anyone can get it done, I think she's got what it takes.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

1994.048

And if they open up, like I think a lot of people don't realize like she was married to somebody like a billionaire. And like there's a lot of like interpersonal drama that it doesn't make it on their Instagram. But they're actually deeply interesting if you know stuff about them.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2012.219

Gleb, the one who Lisa Vanderpump fainted on.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2022.325

Oh, I don't care. No, I don't care at all.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2028.806

Yeah, by the way, Gleb's a part of the show.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2033.33

That's not what I mean open-wise.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2052.559

I know. And that's the thing. Like even with all the Gleb drama, like, yeah, they keep trying. There's like, I don't know, not an industry plant vibe, but like there's like a machine trying to like get the Nader sisters to be a thing. And like, I feel like people don't care. Yeah.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2078.451

Yeah, they're all like models.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2089.278

And to be clear, while like the Dancing with the Stars stuff like is a pop culture blind spot for me, like I literally don't care. But like there are people who seriously wait outside for the tour, like for days to get seats in the front row. Like there is a large constituent constituency of people who like deeply, deeply care about the pros, the relationships between the stars, the tour.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

210.766

Oh, okay. She never would have come to mind for me. So you thought that.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2109.115

And so this might be for them.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2124.564

It reminds me a little bit of the Culpo's.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2129.287

So maybe you shouldn't like it.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2137.194

Oh, yeah. Although I do think the polls are a little bit out of your cancellation orbit. It's true.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

2142.4

They're, like, too big to flop.

The Toast

Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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No, yeah, you're not unique in that.

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Speaking of flops, Katy Perry's Lifetime's tour opened in Mexico City last night.

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um i've been seeing it all over my tiktok because like they know i'm like one of four people who care it looks so fucking crazy like and one thing about katie and i think we've said this all along is like she really doesn't know who she is right as an artist and like you forget that like this is a woman how old is she she's in her 40s she's a mother like i i feel like we're always saying like well she would just like lean into the real katie because this persona she puts on i was watching this like entertainment tonight interview she did about like the intergalactica

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The whole theme is like alien space lifetime. I don't fucking know. And she's like fighting like a cretin with a lightsaber on stage. It's so stupid. Like I just felt really silly watching it. And it makes me so sad because like she's got the hits. She's actually a really talented vocalist. So like that's really all you need for a tour.

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You know, you don't need to be like the best, most amazing, deepest songwriter. And she's like actively, she can't get out of her own way. It's true. What is she doing?

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Well, some people I think don't like, wouldn't like that. You know, somebody who's asking them a million questions about their job, their life. For me personally, like I love to talk about myself. You're giving me a platform. Oh, and you think my answers are funny and interesting. Like you're invited to every like event I'm ever throwing for the rest of my life. Yeah.

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Of course I'm going to see it.

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Oh, cute. Okay, let's see. Cute, right? Oh, Mel Owens.

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He definitely doesn't. I'm not even going to bother.

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Gary, Jerry, what's his name? Gary. The original. He is still, like, so handsome. I'm sorry, Mel doesn't hold a candle to Gary.

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Yeah, and he got canceled. Remember when they tried to cancel Gary? Like, that was seriously fucking crazy. What was it? The Hollywood Reporter did like a big expose on The Golden Bachelor. In 1972, his wife had a cold and he left her.

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Okay, well, I bet his life, like, was amazing. And look how, like, at the tail end of it, he just became famous. I know.

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Oh, my God. When they tried to cancel Gary, that was seriously, it's a parody. Like, it's something that SNL would write a sketch about, and then it actually happened.

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No, it was, like, okay, he, one time... No, it was about his marriage, right? Because the whole thing was that like on the show, his wife died and like it was the worst thing that ever happened to him. He's like a widow looking for love. And it was like, yeah, well, like he started dating someone like three months after his wife died and he's a bad guy. Who gives a fuck?

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Oh, and that he lied about his businesses. Remember that he was like a custodian or something?

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Yeah, they were like clowning on him because they made it seem like he was like a big, fancy, rich business owner. And I guess at one point, like he worked as like a fry cook in a McDonald's. And they were like, well, he's not an entrepreneur. So it was so crazy. I hope the person that wrote that article, like it feels deep shame.

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Say her name. You mean Susan O'Malley and Barbara Lippert? I mean, exactly. Susan O'Malley and Barbara Lippert. Say their names. The Golden Bachelor's not so golden past.

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They just hire these staff writers.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. My God. I mean, it must have been a slow news day for the Hollywood Reporter.

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We actually need to set an annual reminder. Like, we can never forget that that happened.

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Okay, we'll check in April 24th of every year.

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Oh, is it? So is the Knick game. So if you're looking for me tonight, I'm really busy being an active participant.

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Well, how are we going to do it all, Jackie?

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Okay, I just want to say I feel like that headline's inflammatory.

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Because I watched pretty much all... I didn't watch the episode, but I watched all the relevant clips, right? Of all the moments that I've made. And I actually felt like, while her and Craig are obviously not getting back together anytime soon and they don't like each other, I felt like she... was like not mad or vindictive in the episode at all. I felt like she kind of seemed healed.

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And while she had to answer all these questions, cause it's like a year's worth of drama. Um, she didn't feel like angry or mad, like even the Madison LaCroix thing, which I found to be so interesting. She was like, no, I'm just like sad. But like, I heard she was talking shit. So like, yeah, I didn't answer her text.

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Oh. And he was like, well, what do you think about what she said? What did she say? She had said that like, she was really disappointed that when she was pregnant, and that she had reached out to Paige like post breakup and Paige never answered. And so Paige was like, well, that's like not entirely true.

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Like before we broke up a couple of weeks, I had heard that she was like talking shit about me and Charleston and I was like bummed about it because I thought we were real friends. And then she did not text me when we broke up. She texted me like two months later in January when there was like a lot of internet drama and it's like she was reaching out, like not about the breakup, but about the tea.

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And I just didn't answer because I didn't feel like starting drama or whatever. So that's why I didn't answer. Every question, I didn't feel like she was harboring any real ill will or resentment. Actually, as somebody who's a page in Craig's stand and who likes them both really equally, I felt the episode, and again, I didn't watch it in its entirety, I actually felt at peace.

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I'm like, you know what? I think we've all moved on. She had to answer all of these things. She did have to answer all the questions.

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kyle calling a liar much up his life and she said i think he hit the nail on the head no i know but like she she is like i said i also still didn't think that that was like crazy vindictive or like she had to answer and that's how she feels and she didn't do it in like a i don't know her tone wasn't the entire episode i thought her tone was very like light yeah she kept it light but like she's saying that he's a liar she said um he asked what

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I've actually never used it. I didn't even know it was a word until right now.

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That's so funny. I really did not read it that way. I actually felt, like, enormous relief watching it. I'm like, you know what? Like, it looks like she's over it.

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I don't think that's a fair assessment.

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That's ridiculous. That's a bad question.

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And I actually don't think that they've been overly nice because I think it actually for like a second got pretty bad. But as far as breakups go and they both have to be on reality TV, they both have podcasts. Like, I don't know. I didn't think it was so bad. Like, I feel like we can all move on now. Like we had to hear from Paige.

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She said she was very happy for him.

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Nope. That's we're not even worried about him being moved on. Like he just wants to be out of her line of fire.

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Well, and we know that and that's why they broke up. And then Sierra saying like, well, I still like him. Like that was devastating to hear. Yeah.

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Well, let's speak of West. Let's dive into the summer house recap. It was actually a great episode for people who fucking hate Jesse Solomon.

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It was a great episode for Amanda, too, who doesn't really move or shake much. And she's kind of one of the girls who's most up Jesse Solomon's ass. I think she likes the attention he gives her more than the other girls. So to see her finally being like, by the way, Jesse's kind of saying rude things. Not rude, but things you shouldn't say about the girl that you're dating to us.

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I mean, they, she wasn't honest about how all the girls reacted and like gassed him up. And I understand why he's mad. Cause he's like, but you guys were agreeing with me. And now you're like telling her I'm a traitor. So I actually, I agree. His beef with the girls is totally valid, but it was nice to see somebody like actually stand up for Lexi.

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And I thought that, um, Jesse was just pissing me off so much. Like, when Wes was like receiving this information that like, it's actually not what Jesse's making it seem like at all. And he's putting together like, yeah, in the car, he said he would call her in 10 minutes, but we're going to be at the house in 10 minutes. Like Jesse's kind of like the crazy obsessive one. Yeah.

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Which makes sense. Like, Lexi's very cool. She dated Brooklyn Beckham. Like, she stopped pining over Jesse Solomon.

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Correct. And, like, how he's really kind of successfully manipulated the audience and the house into thinking that she's the crazy one. He, like, went on this mission. Why? I don't know. Oh, I know why. I'm sorry. I know why. I meant to send this to you. I don't know if you saw. Lexi went on, like, a Page Six. I think it's, like, the virtual reality podcast. And...

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They asked like an innocuous question and she was just like, I mean, I know that last season he was like a little, he had said to me and to others, like he was like butthurt that like Wes, they came in together and Wes got like all the attention. And it was like literally the whole season was about Wes and everyone was talking about it in the reunion.

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Well, now you got me thinking. Jackie, you took the words right out of my mouth. It's even us three. I don't think it's New York one. When we were in high school, it was kind of like a major shift that happened in New York City. All the yellow cabs got TVs in the back of the like. Now, if you get in every single cab. Yeah. In the backseat of the cab, there's like a little screen.

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And obviously it wasn't good, but it's still attention, right? And that's why you go on these shows. And that he felt like a little, you know, his position was a little threatened and he was kind of jealous of the attention Wes was getting. So he's kind of like copying Wes. Yeah.

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Yeah, and I just feel like I have to say, as long as we're holding space for multiple things, like, when, like, his singing, like, I actually butt clenched. Like, I can't. His music, he's always using his own songs on TikTok, like, making TikToks. And I, because, baby, I want you. Like, I can't.

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We could fall in love. Like, I literally know it.

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Yeah, I know. Because you can. but it's not the same. It makes me cringe.

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Also, I really appreciated that they brought up the Instagram comments thing again, because it was exactly like we said. Lexi was like, I never told him to stop. I just said, like, your tone should change a little bit. Like, you have a girlfriend now, so instead of saying, like, oh, mamacita, you look so sexy, you could be like, oh, what a beautiful woman.

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I literally sat here and said like, it made me cringe.

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It plays like local news, highlights different restaurants. NBC First look. Commercial Sandy Kenyon with the Eyewitness News Movie Minute. But there was a time before, I'm really aging us, but like before... like probably maybe the 10th grade, you were just sitting in the cab. So when they rolled out these televisions, it was nationwide news. Everyone was talking about these TVs.

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Yeah, but I literally said like, it makes me cringe. And you're like, that's like what you did your mosaic.

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Thank you. Now, another thing that's going on in the house is this whole Sierra Jessie thing. And I'm not on a side there because I think they're both wrong. Jessie being like, oh, don't touch me. Shut up, what are you, three years old? But Sierra not letting it go.

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As a self-proclaimed girl's girl, you can think what you want, but you making such a big thing of it, now we're all talking about you and Jessie. He has a girlfriend. I think she's handling it actually really poorly. Yeah. Yeah. And even when he gave her a hug, they pulled up to the house and she makes it a whole thing. Like, stop.

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That's so crazy. It's crazy.

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Yeah. I also really like having Tom Schwartz around.

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Oh, wow. You're really coming for me this summer house reunion. What?

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I mean, no. And, you know, like Amanda ordered the kit for him like he was just happened to be in the kitchen in the next episode.

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Okay, no, you're not allowed to give compliments to Kyle Cook. Sorry.

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I mean, the bar is in hell for Kyle Cook.

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Oh, I didn't. I went to the bathroom.

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No, they have painted a picture of Lexi up until this point that is completely inaccurate.

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I think it's even weirder. The toe isn't the weirdest part of that whole evening for me. It's the fact that he went into a room where Emeril was having a threesome. Get out.

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We thought it was so high tech like we were living in the future. And one of the local correspondents who got really famous just because he was in every taxi TV talking about random things was this handsome young fellow, he's still on it, named David Ushry.

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And when they were fighting, he's such like an annoying fighter. Like you want me to be a robot?

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And so as somebody who has felt like all the girls like have kind of left Lexi in the lurch up until recently, like seeing them all huddled around her at the pool, like actually giving her good advice and being on her side. I found that to be restorative. And like, I'm looking forward to that, that energy now.

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I know they were together at Coachella.

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And I just want to say, like, if Sierra and Jesse get together, like, she will have none of my sympathy. Because I've been so ride or die. Her versus Wes. Her versus Austin. I was so against Lindsay. Like, I was so team Sierra. Fool me once. Fool me twice. Shame on you.

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Oh, Luke. I didn't watch that season. Yeah. I'm out. Like, you will no longer have my sympathies.

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I mean, the word that comes to mind time and time again is just pathetic. Like, when they show that clip, I have a crush on you. And his tan line porn.

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No, Wes is so funny. I'm sorry. He's a perfect reality star. Like, you don't have to love him, but he's brilliant.

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No relation. Very handsome young black guy. And people would say like, oh, oh, Claudia Ushery, like David Ushery. I'm like, close. It's Ushery and Ushery. But we're definitely connected somewhere down the line.

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And I do think, I don't know what the future of Summer House looks like for Lindsay. I don't know if it's going to be like this forever. And unfortunately, because as much as I love her, but she's made really no inroads with any of the other girls. I sometimes forget that she's there. Gabby, like I think her time is up.

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I know, because when Paige, Sierra, and Amanda came down in their matching outfits and, like, Gabby was in the kitchen by herself, like, dressed as something else entirely, like, I actually felt... I felt really bad for her.

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Click's going to click. Normalize having a click. Okay, sorry, I have a good group of friends.

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And sorry we're way cooler than you.

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Right. And people like to center themselves being like, you guys are in a clique. And it's like, well, yeah, we are. What that has to do with you, I'm not sure. Because you're not in it. Do you know what I mean? I feel like that was like the core of all your high school drama was like, you guys are being cliquey. They're a clique. And it's like, well, yes, sure. Objection. Who are you?

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You're going to force us to like you?

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Not that that's what's happening with Gabby. We've moved on. I actually think they do like Gabby.

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Yeah. It's called like having a comfort group of people. Like what's wrong with that?

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Maybe if you had a click that you were passionate about, you would know what it's like, but you don't.

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If you find yourself on the outside of a clique, spending your energy trying to penetrate that clique and make them understand you is a waste. Go find other clique-less people and start your own. Clique of losers. Yeah.

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No. The origins of your clique are totally yours to interpret.

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And we want to see you victimize another person.

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Correct. It's the circle. The circle of life. That's our show, you guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Land and Morning show. We deliver the fast-track stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe. We give this video a thumbs up.

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We're also available as a podcast on wherever podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, IRE, CastBox, all the places you'll be able to listen to podcasts. My name is Josie. If I start to be about a beautiful setting and wickedly talented, we are.

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Yeah, it was like they do that sometimes, like the Park Avenue Conservatory.

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I'm on my way. Where is Mason Ramsey?

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Every two, no, no, it was like a mural, like a medley of flowers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, every two years, look up a picture of those taxis. Because to me, they were like the golden age of New York. And sorry, like Michael Bloomberg thinks he did that. Like what was that? That. I don't know, like who paid for it? Who painted it? I don't know. Why?

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I feel like if you watch- It was a beautification committee thing.

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That was like such an era. It was like the Fashion's Night Out era. Do you remember Fashion's Night Out?

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Remember us. Fashion's Night Out was like this one night a year. No.

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No, I know. I recently looked up a photo of them. They transported me back to such a special time in my life.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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And Fashion's Night Out, like if you were there, you were there. It was this one night a year where all the major stores, whether it was like designer boutiques, department stores, every store in the city would open up at stores after hours, like after 7 o'clock.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Was it? I feel like it was like five years.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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But it was such a great, lovely, like idyllic concept, right? All these stores would open up after hours and host like little cocktail parties for people who were like into fashion. We were like seniors in high school. Like just randos walking in. It was so nice. It was like kind of getting to be an influencer for a day. Try being an influencer for a day. Try it.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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We saw, like, Olivia Palermo.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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And they would have, like, little activations. You would get, like, your photo taken. Like, you were a nobody. And it just made you feel special. I don't know how the stores made money or anything, but it was a really cute concept. Great awareness.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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yeah i think now like humanity i can't see it going well like humanity so like it'd be so much robbery like yeah it would like somebody would die every fashion design out so it's probably not worth it but at the time it was fun no and it's like they canceled it before it even got like it didn't go poor like no one got robbed or anything but it was just like not a major success so they stopped doing it like imagine doing it in this climate something terrible would have happened to eventually end it yeah but i i just think it was so they got out time and money

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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No, I have such fond memories. And we have pictures of our mom literally taking pictures of us. Like our big night going to fashion site. No, we were so excited, you guys. It was so cute. It was such a sweet little thing that these nice big stores did for us.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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I forgot that I asked a rhetorical question to the Mason Ramsey encyclopedia.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Our first stop was always... Bendel's. Bendel's.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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You have to find those pictures that mom's talking about. Do you know what I'm talking about? Like by the elevator of our apartment.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Agreed. That is like, they say like a recession indicator. Like things are about to get really bad. Bendel's, Henry Bendel's closing down. Tough times.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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So true. I also feel that way about California Pizza Kitchen.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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No, the first one was lost. The second one was kind of like generic. The first one was like a real local family friendly place and it was attached to the Dylan's candy bar when that went out also. Big recession indicator.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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I actually walked past it the other day. You know what they're putting there? And if this doesn't say it all.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Yes. Hillstone 54th and Park.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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It's so important that when we're raising the youth in the spotlight that they do it in a healthy way. And Mason, I think, is one of the better examples.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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If they ever go out, it's because I burned it down because I think their rules are so annoying about like getting a table and like it shouldn't be that hard to get a reservation. If it ever goes out of business, it's because I set fire to the Hillstone.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Yep, no, it's so like communist over there.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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I hate it. So I am literally gonna burn it down.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Did you watch Summer House last night? Of course I did. We have a TV recap today. We've got stories.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Thank you. I also, I'm excited later today. I'm going to get facial. I'm just like treating myself. I don't know. I don't know why I thought facials were things like pregnant people couldn't participate in. I never bothered to look into it. I just figured like you couldn't do it.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Yeah. The zoom off the top.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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And they know I'm pregnant. So like, yeah.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Yeah, no, maybe tell me later. I'm just like, whatever, you know? How bad can it be? Dr. Fox said, obviously I know I'm not going to do any like lasers or whatever. Dr. Fox said there's really nothing I can put on my face that would like hurt the baby.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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No, no, sorry. He meant like skincare wise. Topically. Yeah, topically. Correct. Topically.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Just know. Just know. Rest easy.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Great word. Like bonus word. Remember when we used to do word of the day?

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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This is a great one. This is a great one. Because Merriam-Webster's word of the day, this is a word I've definitely heard of, but I have no idea what it means. And I kind of want to start using it. Ready? Ostensible. Do you know what it means?

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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So seeming or said to be true or real, but possibly not true.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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So how would you use it in a sentence?

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Plausible. Plausible. That's like a synonym.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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So sure, we are Merriam-Webster.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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And it's really crazy that it's Miriam.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah. Don't you think it's so weird that her name is Miriam?

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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There is. I don't know what it means.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Actually, you know they're just Celino now.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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They're actually Celino and Celino. I think he brought his son into the practice.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Rip. I don't think he died. I think they split and then he died. Oh, I think you're right. Well, let's dive in because we kind of have a lot to do today.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Cause that's all he's giving us. And that's good. That's a sign of, that's a good sign. Yeah. Well, welcome back to the toast. Happy Thursday. Hope everybody's having a great day thus far. It's going to be a great day. It's beautiful out in New York city. I found a t-shirt that fits a new one to add to my rotation. It's Ben's is a double XL.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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He spent years researching its causes, and then that led to the development of SmartMouth's patented zinc ion technology. He literally wrote the book on bad breath as the author of the halitosis section in the medical edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica. To me, this reads like a dating profile. He's a doctor. He's Jewish. He's obsessed with bad breath.

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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Wood v. Solomon: Thursday, April 24th, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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But when Jackie moved to Florida, we really upped our mailing and shipping things. Like even right now, like I had a document that I needed Jackie to sign. Like it was so, shipping can be so drama. And if you're like trying to avoid, paying too much, having it be really disorganized. Stamps.com is such a great asset for your business.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Code T U R T. I mean, what can I say? Seriously?

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I won't. I thought you were going to say you're going to have to see the Bob Dylan movie. And like, that's a, that's the truth. That's sort of like washing over me. Like I understand I probably should see it. Yeah, and I don't think you would hate it. No, next up on my list is The Brutalist. Okay.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Because I spoke to my friend in Hollywood, me and Ben were talking to Josh last night, and he was like, you guys have to see it. He knows we're on this journey. He said, we have to see Brutalist. It's long, but amazing.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I want to talk about sex change operation. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. It's a musical about this evil cartel man who wants to undergo gender reassignment surgery. Unclear if he's a genuine in that endeavor or if he's looking to go into hiding because he's responsible for some of the most vicious kidnappings in Mexican history.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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He was just, we kept calling him Steven and he like was answering to Steven. Yeah. And we were like, who's dad? Like it was really, he was giving, he was giving stranger.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Holding space for two truths. You can seriously struggle with your gender identity while also kidnapping people. That's crazy. Was that up for debate? I guess it was more so that it wasn't up for debate. Nobody ever thought about it. Like I would just assume like if you're busy orchestrating like evil acts of... You're like happy with who you are.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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And all I just want to say is like, I'm listening to the Tostada community on this one. Like they do not fuck with this movie. No, they don't. So therefore, like who am I to betray my community?

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, because sometimes a movie is offensive, but it's also a good movie. Hard truths. Yeah, and it's something we needed to talk about, but I don't think that's what's happening here. No, that's not what's happening.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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And I thought for sure that Amelia Perez was going to make its rounds in all the awards ceremonies, but Oscars, which is really the upper echelon, the most premier, was going to cut them out of the conversation. That's what I thought was going to happen.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Well, you know, me and Ben were talking to Josh last night and he was like giving us his thoughts on it. Cause he's gone through, like, he loved it so much. And like, I, I understood like, like everybody's interpreting it differently and that's what it's a good movie. Yeah. Honestly, it was really good. Dune part two. You're kidding me. That's best picture.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Honestly, I like The Substance and Wicked, but I don't know. I don't know. I need to see more. Okay.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Also, like I saw both movies and I thought, I think Cynthia was incredible. But I think Demi like did more. It was such a, like this is Cynthia's bread and butter, you know, like musical. Like Demi was so out of her box and she was really, it was so, it was big. I think to me.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Okay, wait, we have to talk about Ralph Fiennes. His name? His name is Ray Fine or something. Like I'm saying it completely wrong.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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By the way, his name is Ralph Fiennes. I don't know what everyone's talking about.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I feel like he's always a safe bet, you know? I really need to see The Brutalist and A Complete Unknown, but looks like Kylie will be at the Oscars. Ay. That's huge.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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That's who Steven. Everybody has like an alternate personality, right? Like 30. Steven. Jackson. Hey, Steven. I know looks can be deceiving, but I know I saw a light in you. So glad we'll be talking about the Cyrus family debacle on today's show. I'm also getting a haircut today. And I feel like every time I get a haircut, I'm like, will she, won't she? And I just want to be honest with you guys.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Let me say something about Isabella Rossellini. Like she was in the movie for five seconds. Like the fact that like Ariana, like the fact that I think Ariana could have been a supporting, not supporting, just best actress. Like the fact that like the amount of work put into both projects is so crazy different. Like, and Isabella Rossellini was amazing.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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She should have went, she was seriously in four scenes.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I think Ari should win. I said it. If Wicked is going to win one award, I think it should be Ari. It's Ariana's to lose. And I agree. She really could have been cast as a lead. She was... my first thought when I got in the car after the movie was like, she stole the show. She made it her own. She paid homage to the original character. She added flair. She should win, which is so crazy.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Cause I don't think that like Wicked is really competing in a lot of these categories. Cause it's very mainstream, very commercial, but like she was brilliant, like truly brilliant. Agreed. And you guys know I'm hard on my girl. I don't expect her to win, but I think she should. Yeah.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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He didn't get nominated in any other award show either. So I don't know anything about like directing, but he obviously like, isn't good. Because I don't know if everybody's snubbing him or like, and it's crazy because how can you not direct a movie well, but the movie ends up amazing.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Justin Baldoni was snubbed. It was a project that was too stacked to fail, honestly. So I don't know if like a director made or broke, but I thought he did a good job. I thought so too. I thought it looked nice. But like, let me also say like, I don't know what constitutes a good and a bad director.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Two songs from Amelia Prez. Do you think it's the one? Sex change operation.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Penis to vagina. Vagina to penis. I love that song.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I know. I'm singing a familiar tune. Like a children's song. Yeah. Is it like... Ring Around the Rosie or something. Ring around the Rosie, a bucket full of ashes. By the way, that song is dark.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, something about like a cradle in a tree. Or is that Ring Around the Rosie? I don't know.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Spoiler alert, she won't. I'm getting a trim. I'm getting a trim. I just want my layers cut, but I like having long hair, especially now that I'm not in control of my weight. If I can be in control of something, it's the length of my hair. So that's where I'm at. We know. Yeah. I just feel like every time they're like, oh, maybe she's going to get bangs. Not today.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Right, right. And I have something to say about the Oscars. Okay. Because Bowen Yang and Rachel Sinat were announced as the people who were going to announce the nominees, and there was a lot of hoopla for it. And I have to speak a truth, and it's embarrassing, but I have to just be honest with myself. Okay. I don't know who Rachel Sinat is. And she's everywhere. How do you not know who that is?

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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How do you know who that is? No, you don't. Everybody knows Rachel Sanat and Ralph Fiennes. Everybody knows Rachel Sanat. Seriously, who is it? You know who I thought who she was for a while? Because you love that show, My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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She's an actress and comedian. She was in Bodies, Bodies, Bodies and Bottoms. She was in two A24 movies. That's why Gen Z loves her. I don't think we're expected to know this person. But announcing the Oscars...

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I just hold on. And before I say it, I want to, Oh, maybe I'm wrong. Nevermind. Um, So no, all's to say, I didn't know who this was, but- I know, and it's like, I feel like I'm expected to.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Okay, well, I just wanted to speak my truth. I claim to be hip, I claim to be young, I claim to be Gen Z, like I took the ACTs, and I don't know who Rachel Sinatra is, but if you took the ACTs, you know who Rachel Sinatra is, I'm telling you.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Give Diana Agron more work in the year 2025. Like Hollywood has failed Diana Agron, even though I think she like purposely. Yeah, I feel like that doesn't work. I think after Glee, like she had had enough and she does really well.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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She's choosy, she does what she wants. And I think she makes most of her money being like a socialite fashion girl. She was like a face of Chanel and I think she like married really well. So I think she's fine. And I don't think she wants to work. Like, I don't think she wants to be a big star.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I think she like saw the dark side of Hollywood and was like, listen, I like the money, but the rest of this, like, it's not gonna be for me. But she's seriously like a classic talent.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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It's like what you do when someone's hit rock bottom, like intervention, you stop caring. Like you just have to get through to them.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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So, I mean, this is probably the biggest insight and window into what's been going on with the family, Cyrus, because we've known about this divide. We've known that the kids took Tish's side in the divorce, but why? And it really just seems like this...

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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behavior we saw on stage the other night like is sort of how he's been for the last couple of years and it's like impossible to help someone who won't help themselves yeah this is so sad and obviously like i throw back to cherry cyrus metro street booming Yeah. When she does it like this, will you do it like that? That was like one of the greatest times in pop culture.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Like Miley was coming up and then they were like, she has a brother. He's in this band. What was that band called? Metro Boom? It was called Metro. Hold on. Station. Thank you. I went to a concert. Wait. When I was in high school, they were the opener for like someone big. Who did they open for? I feel like Katy Perry or something. It was at Madison Square Garden.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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They're giving me like tours of old train stations.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. Okay. Like I'm never going to find what I'm looking for. I'm never going to find what I'm looking for. And yeah, Trace is the bassist.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, Shake It was like really their only song. Because the rest I'm not familiar with.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Oh my God, they joined Boys Like Girls on their tour, but I never saw Boys Like Girls.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I never saw Boys Like Girls on tour, but I don't know if you guys would believe me when I told you, nobody in America was a bigger fan of Boys Like Girls than me. That album, it's like black, and then it's like a bunch of colors in the middle. It's Drunk In Love, that was, no, Love Drunk. I used to have a love junk, but now I'm hung up. Oh my God, like seriously raised me.

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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What do you think? I'm 11. That's so nice. You think I'm young enough. Like when I was in high school, the ACT was like this new test. It existed and like people took it for sure, but it was so crazy to take. Like it was so- Okay, so like you have no future. Yeah, like it was so off the beaten path. Like it was so generic- What made someone, someone who took the ACTs?

The Toast

SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Is that Check Yes Juliet? No, Check Yes Juliet is a different band. That's Ben's favorite song. And it's different than And Juliet? It is. It's We The Kings, Check Yes Juliet.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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You know, I actually recently found out something interesting. What?

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Do you remember the band Element, L-M-N-T?

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And they had Night Out? No, what's like their big song? It's, hold on, I'll find it.

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Juliet, it's called Juliet. I think you're fine. Oh, whoa, whoa, okay. We're in a different era now. Yeah, of course, but you know what I just found out about this band? Do you know who was a core member of the band left after he was cast on Glee? Matthew Morrison. The plot thickens. I just want you to know I wanna be your Romeo.

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There was a time where like if you put, what do you think Shakespeare thought of that? Like of all the songs being made, Check Yes Juliet, Juliet by Ellen, Like, what do you think he made of popular culture taking his timeless love story, kind of a story of star-crossed lovers, if you will, and making it mainstream?

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Rest in peace, William Shakespeare. You would have loved Elemente's Juliet. You would have loved We the Kings. You really would have. He would have been sat front row. Like when Ben is like drinking, which he never does, but like if you get Ben drunk and give him the ox, the first song he will play is Check Yes Juliet. The second is Timber by Kesha and Pitbull.

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Those are factually good songs. It's so true. And then he'll go like Red Hot Chili Peppers and that's where he loses me. But he has this one Red Hot Chili Peppers song that he likes, which is fine. Like everybody's allowed to like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Are they allowed? No. I feel like they're not allowed. The version that he likes is a SoundCloud remix.

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So like you have to wait for him to find it on SoundCloud. Genuinely painful. You should bookmark it in his phone. By the time he gets there, I'm so done with him. I'm not helping. I know when we reach Red Hot Chili Peppers in an Uber or something, I'm like- The night's over. Ben has to go home. Ben's gonna throw up.

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So this Vanity Fair article, which we didn't talk about, we must've been off.

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Like they're not- But it was like overwhelmingly negative. And I feel like it was like marked like a real shift in like the media's portrayal of those two. It was like, it was kind of like a hit piece. And I think the craziest part, yes, divorce book was the podcast. Harry, I almost said Harry Styles. Prince Harry was shopping around about psychopaths. Oh, I didn't even see that. Okay.

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I actually think- It was how you learned. Like it was like, you could do like a test for your brain. Like how you process information. Like what kind of test taker you are. You either more fit for the SAT or the ACT. And I know that they were like given equal value at colleges. Like they were-

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So you share yours and I'll find the psychopath thing. It was so funny.

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But- But about her divorce or about divorce in general?

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Okay, so a former staffer asserted that, quote, they had this idea to do a podcast because they knew that a lot of celebrities did them.

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And it becomes clear that neither couple member actually had any strong ideas of what to do with the audio format, which is how you get to the sociopath show, which supposedly grew out of Harry noticing that despite suffering some of the world's most famous childhood trauma, He did not grow up to be a sociopath. So why did guys like Vladimir Putin? We really, this is someone's recap of it.

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We genuinely wish this article had gone forward. So basically his idea was to interview like the world's most powerful men and how they're all like kind of sociopaths, like Mark Zuckerberg types, like how they're also crazy from the purview of like, I grew up, I have childhood trauma, but I'm not a sociopath. Why are you? And of course the idea was squashed.

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Who the fuck would sit down for that interview? Like you're going to call me crazy bitch? You're crazy. It was one of the craziest ideas for a podcast ever. Ever.

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Yeah, I, like seriously, and under the guise of like, Powerful men become sociopaths, but it didn't happen to me. So let's put the spotlight on you, Vladimir Putin. And that Vladimir Putin is doing Prince Harry's podcast. Honestly, I would watch it in two seconds.

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That was the craziest part of the Vanity Fair article, honestly.

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Oh, that actually kind of makes sense for Netflix. But also I don't know if I necessarily agree that they're more valuable together. I think at one point, yes. But now like if they actually got divorced and gave the level of insight they did in the documentary and in the books, like how they did about the royal family, but about each other, like that's interesting though.

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Yeah. The difference in the ACT, thank you for reminding me now, is that the ACT is actually a much easier test. You are given so little time. And with the SAT, if you have like a learning disability, you can get extra time. It was actually very common.

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Okay. Well, I saw that. And at first it was like, well, because she didn't go to Jimmy Carter's funeral and then she didn't go to the inauguration. So like- I paid him no mind. Me neither. Because actually, if you've ever listened to Michelle Obama, she has spoken like very straightforwardly about how she like hated being the first lady.

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She hates like the public life of being like a political first lady. So yeah, the two events, like why should, I'm done. Like, leave me out of this.

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I feel like it was like, this is my husband's problem. My husband was the president, and I'm over it. Bye. And I was like, okay, honestly.

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No, but Hillary's like actively involved in politics. Like that's her world. You know?

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Well, that's where things get interesting. Cause I didn't think that they were splitting up. Like her not going to two events. I did not either. Cause if you actually were splitting up and you would want to like avoid public, you would just go like, So I didn't think that they were splitting up until my sister Olivia, who truly like operates in the strangest places on the internet.

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Like she's always like telling me crazy stories about like influencers. Like I don't know where she gets this stuff. She texts us and she goes, has anybody heard the rumor that Obama and Jennifer Aniston are having an affair? And I was like, Actually, no. And I hear everything.

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Right, which, by the way, because the conspiracy theory has gotten so big, I'm sure, regardless of if there's truth behind it, she would turn off her comments. But turning them off does feel like an admission of guilt. Because if there was this really wackadoodle story about her that was so baseless, what would you really need to hide from? I don't know.

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And I just want to say, I could see these two getting along. Is that crazy?

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They're age-appropriate. I don't know. They kind of like...

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very weirdly makes sense no I agree at first I can't get on this train unless somebody gives me like a real piece of proof like I need something because if I get on like I'll never get off I'll think that they're together for the rest of my life I saw Meghan McCain talking about it like she is let's reach the political sphere like and she I feel like she wouldn't just like spew nonsense if she didn't have like people who really think it's true turning off her comments like

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really does add a layer of validity to what was like this sort of crazy outlandish olivia ashrae rumor like not validity but it just means that like seriously it's so big that's gotten to her yeah it's not like this just random thing that a couple of us heard no and given you know michelle not showing up i think also house and habit was talking about it

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And like, seriously, it was a golden ticket because the ACT itself, the test was easier than, but it was all about time management. It was all about getting your answers in. And like, you would be really penalized for not finishing certain sections. And this girl, like when everybody found out that she got extra time on the ACTs, like it was so crazy.

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Okay, but like that to me, that is still very much like internet. That doesn't give it any credibility to me. But yes, now the Instagram comments being turned off, that's something. Or I know maybe she's getting prepared for an announcement. But also like if I'm Michelle.

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obviously like anyone's husband having an affair is like egregious, but I'm fucking mad because like I said, like she very vocally like hated that life. She did it for him. It was like his big dream. And so like she gave up eight years of her life for this man, just for him to go and cheat on her with Jennifer Aniston. Like it's almost too egregious to even be true.

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Who do we see Michelle with? Shamar Moore. Older women love Shamar Moore. Shamar Moore loves older women. They're literally the same age. They're both like celebrities. Shamar Moore.

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Just like everything else. Well, no, they're like gonna watch, they're sort of like they're guinea pigs. Like, let's see if it works out. Do they get bigger book deals? Do they get bigger Netflix? And if they do, maybe.

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No, they are not. Somebody lied to them. Well, I think that I could have seen that becoming their life when they left. That's what I thought they were going to become, very much like the Obamas. And they didn't because they really, I think they needed the money. So they did a lot of things that were like a little like tacky that like, you know, the Obamas would never have done, you know?

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where the people are. So I do think they see themselves as the same tier as the Obamas. And I have to say that they're not. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I know.

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You guys, it literally made like the school newspaper. It was so crazy. And so I- I think now it's like 50-50 split. Like kids just decide which ones to take. But back in my day, it was new.

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So if you think about all the money you've spent on skincare, beauty products over the years, if you're battling acne, damaged hair, eczema, you're changing your hair color, you have different rashes, like there's a million things that we need to keep up with. You might realize that you are overlooking the most fundamental step of your beauty routine and that's the water you shower in.

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It's lab tested to reduce frizziness by 40%. It can maintain your color retention, protect your hair's surface layer. You ever like shower at someone's house and you know they have like bad water and your hair is like crunchy. Like you don't even realize the effects that can have on your hair and skin. I mean, it makes a lot of sense because you think about like how

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Yeah. So I guess what she's saying, it's like so hard with situations like this because it could very well be the truth, but also like someone who's suffering from DV like wouldn't say, you know, so you're like, no, it's fine, you know? Yeah, but they're not together. So if there was a time to speak her truth, I guess that would be it. Overall, like I'm glad they're not together.

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Oh my God. So true. I took the ACTs. Literally. That's what I'm saying. One of the worst experiences of my life was that stupid fucking test. And not even the test itself. the tutoring, like the studying up until those big books.

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Like whether the event was blown out of proportion or it wasn't, like James is somebody who needs to work on himself. And I don't think Allie, sometimes like a... a relationship can help somebody like that, like who needs to desperately change. I don't think that this was that type of relationship. So he's somebody who needs to be on his own, I think.

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I hope that he leans on Lala, like in this phase, she's really somebody who has so, and maybe, you know, I don't think I'm wrong, but like, you know, it could just appear that way. Like who seems to have a really good grip on sober life and also like understands how necessary, how vital it is for her to like continue living this great life work wise, mom wise, like,

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Sobriety is such a key part of that. And I'm sure she struggles with it like anybody else does. But I think that she could be a great resource for him.

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Do you think that Allie would be a good... cast mate for the new Vanderpump rules. Cause she is sort of like this new gen. We know her, maybe she has like a new single life. Like did she ever work at Sir?

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Yeah. Not that she's so- I saw a picture circulating that was like unconfirmed like the new crew. I saw that too. And I didn't know anyone.

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Which might be for the best, yeah. Yeah, tabula rasa. I agree. Like in order, even though like Real Housewives of New York is like so such a bad example of tabula rasa, even though they they're having like a record low, like terrible season, but the season finale aired two nights ago. And I had seen a lot of hoopla for it before. And I'm like, sure. Like you guys just like need people to watch.

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To take a practice test. Waking up so early to do that. And like those SAT study groups, like it was just...

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Nobody's watching. Um, but it actually was really crazy.

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It's been Brynn versus Uba. Uh-huh. And Brynn was referencing like a trauma, like a, sexual abuse trauma from her childhood. And she said basically that like Uba knew about it and like threw it in her face. And then like Erin and Cy were like, actually she told us offline that she knows Uba didn't know about it. Like that Uba wasn't ever intentionally trying to hurt her, but like whatever.

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And it all came out in the final, um, episode and the women were like, Brynn, that's like seriously the most fucked up thing. Like that's such an egregious allegation against Uba. And you know it not to be true. And like, you're just doing it for what?

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And that makes sense why a couple of months ago when it was announced that Brynn's leaving, she must've known that this was coming, but then Brynn did a big, interview in Rolling Stone as like her big final goodbye once the episode aired. She kind of like backtracked on the whole thing. So she's like taking no responsibility. I mean, I watched the first season. I did not watch this season.

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I will not be sad to see her go. I didn't think she was a particularly good housewife. I don't think really any of them are. I think there's like, there's potential there with like Uba and Erin. But I don't know where we go from here. Like, yeah, they had a great season finale. I don't think it's gonna resurrect the season.

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Like, I don't think people are now gonna go back on Peacock and watch the whole thing. Like, people like me, like, I'm interested. I heard about it on Twitter. Like, I think I know enough. Like, I'm good.

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Yeah. So I don't know what it, like how, Real Housewives of New York, like what that indicates for like a tabula rasa type of show. Even though like Vanderpump Rules is like one of those younger gen shows on Bravo. Like there's the Housewives, which is like older women.

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And that's why them going Housewives but bringing in like women in their thirties, like while it sounds cool, it's kind of inherently like the opposite of what the franchise is known for. Like we like to see like these extravagant older women. Nobody's putting them on TV. So them going with like young hot things in New York, like cool. That's not what you go to Housewives for.

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Yeah, if they could just find some like, like people low down on their luck, looking for just like a job as a waitress. Oh, and you're gonna be on TV and they live in like shoebox apartments. Like, sure. And I feel like LA is full of those people.

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I don't think so either. That's preposterous. I also would love to, you know what, just really quickly, Do you have SAT questions? Like, was the test that hard or were we like done?

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This is like at one point something I would have been interested in and now it's like gone to a place where it's so sad. It's so sad.

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this is like so dark. I feel like every time you peel back the curtain on like the Carter family, it's so much worse than you ever imagined. Especially given the fact that they were like these, you know, bright eyed, bushy tailed, young, talented boys who America loved. And they were both killing it. And they had blonde hair. Like it was just, it was so pargy and so innocent.

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And then to know what was really going on. And I feel like I still don't even know like 70% of it. It's so disturbing. And I understand why that makes a good documentary, but it's, it's actually, it's an American tragedy.

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And Aaron had said... Right. So while Aaron was like struggling in his last time here on earth, like he was going live on social media and like sharing some really kind of crazy things about his childhood that I think at the time maybe people had written off because he was so visibly hurting and didn't look like somebody who was just like, you know, telling the truth.

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And after he passed and then these allegations about Nick came out and the sister has spoken a little bit about it. It was like, oh, yeah. Wait, maybe like he wasn't crazy Aaron. Like maybe he was like deeply hurting and actually telling us the truth about the craziness of his childhood.

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But if Nick isn't a part of it, there's so much about it that's like kind of Nick coded. Yeah.

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Maybe he's still deciding now that it's picked up by Paramount+. Right. And I think a streaming network thinks that any documentary about this time and these kids, what was that Nickelodeon one called? It's sort of a surefire way to go viral. Yeah. And it kind of is. There's so much intrigue.

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Now, there were a couple of names being floated, primarily Mark Ruffalo, whom you know I wanted it to be because he's my nemesis. And of course, he would steal $5,000 from Kristen Davis, but it actually wasn't him.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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All signs point to James Van Der Beek being the man whom she dated, who then eventually went on to have great success, who now is married with a bunch of kids and lives out in the country, and whom at one point had done interviews about how when he moved to LA, he didn't even have a car.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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People really love him. And like, even if she had said it was James Van Der Beek, they, it wouldn't have been like canceled James. It would have been like, Oh, Such a cutie. Yeah. You know, he did what it took to make it to the top.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Well, that's our show, you guys. It's Thursday. Tomorrow's Friday. And we've got one more show in the studio. Oh, wow. It's going to be a big one. It's should we get balloons or stuff?

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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You were more than just a short time. I'll have you know that these four walls came down around us. I'm gonna do a TikTok. Wait, wait, Jackie, wait.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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It's multiple choice. Fill in the blank. Ready? Okay. Oh, and also, wait. I don't know where the answer is.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Now that we know all of y'all are music producers. No, no, I don't like that. I am going to make a TikTok, like a transition where I'm still in this studio and I'm gonna say these four walls came down around us and then cover the camera. And I move my hand and I'm in the new studio. Must've been something said. It's like a sort of like fresh start.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Tomorrow after we wrap the show, like I have to get to work filming.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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You guys, thank you so much for listening to The Toast. Love you. Bye.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Okay, whatever. Beginning in the 1950s, Navajo Nation legislator Annie Dodge Winuka continuously worked to promote public health. This blank effort involved traveling throughout the vast Navajo homeland and writing a medical dictionary for speakers of Diné Bazaad, the Navajo language. Which word would you put in? Okay.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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this impartial effort, this offhand effort, this persistent effort or this mandatory effort? This persistent effort. Right, because she traveled and then she wrote.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, I would just genuinely love to know the answer.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Oh really? Yeah, because let me tell you just, okay, I'll tell you, but we grew up like. and a half family that all took the SATs. And so Olivia was very smart. What did Olivia get? She got in the 20s.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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That's fucking ancient. You were graded on this 1600 scale.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, there were three sections instead of two. So you got, I know you got in the 20s.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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And I remember when we would convert Olivia's score, like, because we were all so competitive. Hers was in the 20s too. So I was like, okay, that's like the bar that I have to reach. And you know my ass got in the 18s. Like, I think it was 1850 or something. Like, it's an admirable score. It's not bad, but like, it's not good. I got 2040.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, me neither. And I know that if I had like ever been taken for testing, they would have given me like a bunch of learning disabilities. Like I just know I was, cause it's not that I'm a dumb person. And I mean, I guess maybe I didn't have a learning disability. Like I actually just didn't give a shit. Like it's hard. Like I so didn't care.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I had such a crazy dream about one of your kids. They were wearing a toupee. It was good. It was good.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Like going to school was like about so many things and none of it was about like learning.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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it's probably a rigmarole yeah she said if I remember correctly Brian was the proctor if I remember correctly I got a 2020 out of 2400 and then I think a 1380 perhaps out of 1600 so 13 how do you get both 1380 sounds memorable yeah 1380 so what would that convert to

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Charlie had this like deep black comb over like toupee. And he was so excited to see me. And I was like, you look weird. He was giving Steven. Yeah. Honestly, I don't even know where I got like this look from. He also had like a new face. I was like, oh, hey, you look great. Hey, Steve. Hey. how y'all do? And he was like flying down the stairs, like so happy to see coach, which they never are.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I don't know, but I do. And I feel like I bring this up all the time. Like if you're listening to this in high school, which I'm sure you're not, like don't put too much stock in it. I remember going to my five-year high school reunion and just being like really unimpressed with what all the really, they were kids in my grade who went to Harvard. Like I had a really, really smart graduating class.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Like, and I was just like really unimpressed with what a lot of them were doing. I was like, ask them like, what are you guys doing? She's like, oh, I'm like in between jobs, trying to work in fashion. I'm like, So you could have gone anywhere. Like that's how- You're like me. Yeah. Even though you were probably a big mocker at that point. Not really.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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But like, I just remember being like, oh my God, none of that mattered. Like seriously, all that work for what?

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Don't do them. My motto is get out of school and do drugs. Stay away from school. Stay in drugs.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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That's kind of what we provide here along with just pargy vibes and stories. It's Thursday, such a relaxed day. I feel like everybody's still talking about dear toasters from this week.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I know I need to comb through the updates to see if I found anything, but this is like, this girl's in a, it's not something that gets fixed in a week or two. Like she, we will hear from her in a couple of months. I hope. On the news. Literally man, woman kills husband. Nation rejoices.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah. Underground ring of freaks uncovered. Thanks to millennial morning show.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Love that. I'm wearing my maternity clothes today. I'm so comfortable. You look amazing. You look comfortable.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I know. It's not ugly. You know what? And I was thinking, whoever did maternity clothes needs to do what they did for maternity for plus size. There's literally no reason my plus size clothes should be so fucking ugly and so grandma. It's floral patterns. You look like a couch. And why are they able to make maternity clothes so stylish and cool just with different sizing? It's literally plus.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Do it. It can be done. There's proof. Look at maternity. Like shopping plus size is like seriously the most upsetting thing on the planet.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, but what do you consider plus like an extra large? That's a plus.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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No, I don't see that ever. Like it's what I'm thinking of like when you go to a store, like it's just, it's sad. Well, I don't go to a store. It's a graphic tease. And it's like, it's trends from five years ago. Like the plus size community is now getting turtlenecks within open shoulder, you know? Oh my God. Stop. You were the first one with that cold shoulder. I invented that sweater.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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So I was- Did we tell the Steven story? We didn't. Jackie brought the wrong kid home from the park.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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And by the way, they're not wrong for that. That's a crazy fucking sweater to wear when you live in Florida.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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Yeah, I guess it would be kind of nuts.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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I think Rowe has been like such a great resource for so many people who want to get on GLP-1s. I absolutely loved going on GLP-1, like literally changed my life. And at the beginning of the year, so many people take on the weight loss journey, whether they're doing it with a GLP-1 or without.

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SATs & Pop Culture Conspiracies : Thursday, January 23rd, 2025

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But if you are looking to do it with one, it's really like, if you're not listening to the toast every day, like you don't know where to start. Like it's, who do I ask? Where do I go? How much does it cost? It can be really intimidating. And Roe is such a fabulous resource.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I couldn't ask for anything more. So I can't complain, but I need to know, I can't go into it being like, oh yeah, I'll be one of those girls. I'm not. Yeah.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I'm not one of them girls. Where was Lee Bryce last night? Not there. Not there singing Summer of Us. And that's why the show stunk. So let's get into our CMA recap and the Fast Five stories without further ado.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And dear toasters, we will do it today.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I have a few. I have to sift through them. I want the best of the cream to rise. So just stay tuned for that. Love it.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I already didn't like my segue, so I'm just like, yeah, like, ta-da.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Everyone who else Ben talks to is lesbian. Like, he's literally only allowed to talk to lesbians. I believe the guest on the podcast yesterday was lesbian. I said, that's fine. He has been texting a lot with Witchbone Kitchen because they're like... doing a collab.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And then like brushing my hair, seeing clumps falling out in the shower all over my lap when I would like blow dry my hair. And it was really traumatizing and I did not know what to do. And I actually... Asked people on Instagram and so many people recommended Nutrafol. It targets the root cause. So you might not know why your hair is thinning or shedding.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And the best thing about Nutrafol is they're going to target the root cause. So for me, it was like a change in diet, but it can be stress. It can be change in diet. It can be menopause. It can be postpartum. If you change to like a plant-based diet, there's really... like a great approach to it from Nutrafol. It's physician formulated. Also, it's 100% drug-free ingredients.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I'm doing, Rick. I'm doing, actually. Okay, Laura. We are the ladies in blue today. Okay, Laura. I feel like people wouldn't believe us when we say that we don't plan our outfits.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Whether you're in need of warm layers for yourself, buying gift for others, Roback has what you need. First up, their new fleece. It's cropped just right. I feel like everybody, all the cool girls on social are wearing cropped little fleeces. And the Roback one is so good. It fits great. It has a looser fit. And so it really has like that cozy, but very chic elevated look.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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It's really the perfect gift for anyone who likes to be active outside in the winter or comfortable while relaxing at home. Then there's the Clarity hoodie and jogger set. I love the sets from Roback. I think that's like the best thing. If you're gonna buy one thing from them, you need it. It's a cotton poly blend. It's ridiculously soft.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I mean, Ben is so excited about it, and he doesn't stop talking about this other woman, and she's on my list now, even though she's a toaster, so she is approved, although she's not a lesbian. She is a toaster, and she's in a relationship, so I'll allow it. He was talking to this other girl.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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It has a cropped hoodie and joggers that are really comfortable, but also flattering mid-rise fit. And then their Tempo hoodie and jogger set. It is the softest set I think on the website. Fabric is amazing. The joggers are the perfect length. Also, don't sleep on their men's stuff, especially like the sets for men.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I feel like it's hard for men to like wear comfy clothes that don't look like slobbish. And rowback is the best thing. So if you're looking for something for like a brother, a dad, a husband for Christmas or Hanukkah, Check out Roback. Don't sleep on their men's stuff. I think it's like their best stuff on the website.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Today's episode is also brought to you by Dossier. So Dossier has become one of our favorite perfume brands since we started wearing them last year. We've both been wearing their perfume on repeat. And I love the concept of this brand. So a lot of people don't know that the perfume industry has an incredibly high markup across designer perfumes.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And that's why Dossier was... That was their mission when they got started was to make luxury fragrances accessible. So at Dossier, each scent is crafted with the best ingredient source from Grasse France, which is the perfume capital of the world. Their perfume developers are...

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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among the top industry experts created, they've worked with some of your favorite designer perfume brands and they have a wide range of designer fragrance impressions. So basically like dupes because you can't like patent a fragrance formula. So Dossier is like out here just making very similar fragrances to some of the most expensive brands in the world.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And they'll tell you exactly what it smells like. You don't have to go on a sniff test. They're like, this smells like Dolce & Gabbana. It's so genius. And I didn't know that like, first of all, that the industry had such a high markup. And I also didn't know that you couldn't like patent. So good. I can make this at home. Like, thanks. And this November, Dossie's in the holiday spirit.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I guess that's what happens when he's in all these female spaces.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Thank you. What can I? Thank you, turt happening now. Say except, jert happening now. Our first, first. Oh my God, she's emotional. I have to address the frog every time. Like my frog and I are embarrassed. But first story, CMA Awards 2024. Recap winners, performances. Where do we want to start? Let's start with the beginning, which were the hosts. Oh, I was unoffended by them.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Yes, yes. He's got a lot of females on his feed dial. Podcasting and cooking, and he was talking to this other girl yesterday, and I'm like, who's that? He was like, she's a lesbian, don't worry. He's just talking to a lot of bitches. Or is she bi, Claudia? It's a spectrum. No, no, she's lesbian. One day here, next day there.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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So unfunny and like not charming or enjoyable, but not offensive. They were not offensive.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And I did think, I'm like, damn. what is Peyton Manning running from? Like the man says yes to everything and he's such a legend and the way they talk about him, you would never know. Cause he's at the opening of every envelope and he doesn't need to be doing things like this. Like he's seriously like a decorated hall of fame. He still does football stuff.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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People love that him and Eli do like TV, ESPN recap, whatever. So every time I see him in last night, I was like, he's working so hard. Why? Like go home, like go be a dad. Like I was seriously like, Kind of judging. I'm like, get out of here.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Maybe he's like a shopaholic and he has like a very high credit card bill and he needs to work really hard to sustain his level of living. Although I don't think that like hosting the CMAs is a big payday. No, but it like it puts your name out there. So the big paydays come for other stuff. They see you in this way.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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So then they're like, you've got hosting chops. And Luke, it's also very good to just be in the good graces with the CMA brand because you want to win awards. And so I understand why they do it because Luke Bryan's a big star. He doesn't need to be hosting this. Lainey's on her way up. I totally get why she did it. So I understand why it's politics at that point for the country music artists.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Seriously, why the fuck was Peyton Manning there? I really feel like he is unhappy at home and he's spending as much time away from his family as he can. That's what it looks like to me. He's always everywhere. To me, it looks like he has very expensive hobbies. Because you know what? You know who's not doing things like that? His brother, Eli.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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We actually saw his brother, Eli, on the beach this summer. What was he doing? He did. So busy with his kids. Like, happy family, man. I'm telling you, there's something going on in Peyton Manning's personal life. He's saying yes to too many, like, lowbrow things.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Well, that's a conversation and episode for another day because the CMA Awards took place and he was in participation. So the hosts, I thought... Kind of stunk, but again, not offended. They didn't do that much. And a show isn't made or broken by a host. Who cares? Especially if they're not trying so hard. So it was just fine. They were a conduit from one thing to the next with their little jokes.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Performers and winners, which do you want to do first? Performers. Performers. So the show opened with...

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And of course, you know, because I said this last week, nobody believes me, I have so many friends who are lesbians. The Taylors are always like, he's always texting Taylor. And I'm like, that's fine, that's fine. Yeah. That's completely fine. Approved. And I'm just like, I'm in a special type of mood today. On the way to work, like my body started to break down. I'm not wearing the right bra.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Post Malone and Chris Stapleton um and they they were they sounded they were good we're fine yeah yeah I mean everyone loves both of them I thought they sounded really good and like it didn't clue me in yet that like all the mics were fucked up and there was a production issue going on at that arena yes so other performers who were your favorites let's start with The good news.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Luke Holmes was amazing. Yes.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Excuse me. They were amazing. They sounded just like their record. So they, I have ended up on this side of TikTok. People are obsessed with them. They perform it. I think she opens for him on tour. So then she comes out when he's, you know, the headlining. and they sing it together almost every night. And they have amazing chemistry.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I think people are like writing fan fiction about them because they're so dying for them. I mean, it's like, it's gorgeous. Like they need to get married. I love them. So I've been following a lot of the Lauren. I was really excited to see them live. She's new to the country scene. This song is huge for her. It's an amazing song. It's so different. What's her name? Ella Langley. She's amazing.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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She's a rising star in country. I thought she was one of the best performers. And I actually thought Riley Greene sounded terrible.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I thought she sounded great. She had such riz. Like, the way, when she was walking, it was like the whole room stopped and stared. She sounded exactly like what she sounds on her song. And she just, I don't know, she was really impressive. I never saw her before, but of course I heard that song because I'm a living, breathing individual. Yeah. And I was really impressed by her.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I completely agree. I'm so glad you liked it. And I need you to like... get on the fan fiction. Like people are writing books about that. Cause he's single. We saw him perform. He's so handsome. I think, I don't know. I feel like he dates like a lot of like, you know, like models and stuff like behind the scenes, which like, I don't love for him.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1579.251

Like I want him to date her, but I don't know a lot about his personal life.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1583.427

Got it. One of my favorite performances was Kacey Musgraves, The Architect. That song is hardiness in a bottle. She really like showed up and showed them. It's like, oh, you thought I went to the other world and I'm pop. No, I'm here.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1596.262

I actually don't think she showed up and showed them. I think it was a little bit like, hey, hey, how y'all doing?

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1603.53

yeah like I went to the pop world and I kind of want to come back please and I think I'm glad that they like had her perform and I'm glad she's like really back in the country fold because I think she makes her best music when she's not trying to be something that she's not and she's just like embraces her roots and so I and that song the architect is so country songs I was actually really happy for her message she looked gorgeous

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1622.834

I do feel like it was a little bit like, hey, guys, I'm back. Tail between my legs, yeah. But, like, her performance. Spoke for itself. She earned her spot. You know, it wasn't like, oh, pop wannabe, get out of here. No, no, no, no. Agreed. Then my boy Shaboosie performed. He performed two songs.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1641.386

He started with Highway and then he went into a bar song and that was when the evening kind of shifted for me because up until that point the songs were kind of like slower and people weren't like singing along or standing but then like a bar song comes on and that's been the biggest song of the year and like not one person that they panned to knew the lyrics.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1658.925

That was weird. really highlighted like a weird energy in the room. I would have loved to like speak to someone who was there if like were the vibes off because how everyone was not getting up dancing popping their pussy for Shaboosie was so strange even though I did feel like his vocals like he was also having some sort of production issue because I know he can sing.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

166.201

Putting on a bra with clasps and cups is so not in the wheelhouse of things I'm capable of doing. I couldn't possibly fathom putting on a regular bra and clipping it in the back.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1673.863

I've seen him perform that song many times.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1676.326

At a certain point, like there were production issues because people who we know can sing like didn't sound like themselves. Megan Maroney. You know what we needed? We needed Miley when she's singing Flowers. She's like, I know you guys know this fucking song. Like get up and dance.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1688.096

And you know, I would feel like it was targeted towards Shibuzi if then after that performance, I didn't notice it. Everyone was like in a bad mood the whole night. Like it was not Shibuzi targeted, but that's what made me realize it. Because that is the big, even if you never, I have never went on Spotify and clicked to that song. I know every single word.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1708.674

Yeah. So that was like really weird to me. And I was like, this is a sleepy crowd. Yeah. It's like maybe they can't even hear. I mean, something was off with the audio, but I was like, okay, the vibes are off at this show. Yeah. What other performances? So Chris Stapleton performed with Post Malone and then Alone. Uh, he performed a song. What am I going to do? He always sounds good. Yeah.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1730.132

Post Malone also performed alone and he did not sound good even though he has a nice voice.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1735.096

Yeah. He did not like, I didn't think he sounded good in the opening either.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1737.898

So I didn't want to be mean and say that cause you were being nice, but we know he has a nice voice. So I think he was really sad. I think they were all really sabotaged. Do you think he fell victim to the production issues? Yes. Okay.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1749.647

Megan Maroney. Oh my God, she was the most sabotaged because I've seen her perform live. Like she can sing. That's like her thing.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1757.144

I also, I felt like the song she was singing wasn't big enough sonically for an award show. It's like, it's just a little ditty. Like the production was bigger than the song.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

176.007

Just wait till you have to get the bra extender. What's that? Where it like extends, it clasps to the clasp and it gives you a few more inches and then it clasps to the other side. Okay, I don't think I'm going to be needing those because I will not be wearing.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1768.214

You know who absolutely slayed, but she always like, shows up and does the job, Kelsey Ballerini. She has an amazing voice. She did not fall victim to any. She was not letting those in-ear monitors. She was not letting any of it get to her. She sounded vocally stunning.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1783.141

Yeah, and I really like that song with Noah Khan, I guess. Cahan?

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1788.624

Even though there's an extra A. Jelly Roll performed with Brooks and Don. Jelly Roll looked amazing. I didn't know that he was on this health journey when they cut to him. Oh my God, he had such a light in his face. I thought he looked amazing. I'm so happy for him. I think they said he lost like 75 pounds.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1803.432

He also performed a song, Liar, with Keith Urban, which is the only song from the evening that I've now added to my Spotify. I loved that song. Also... You ain't nothing but... I was listening this morning in the car. Liar.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1817.358

This keeps happening to me, like... Oh, I really liked, and you know I don't really like Thomas Rhett. I loved his performance with Teddy Swims. Yeah. And that was actually a song that I felt like everybody in the crowd was singing. It's funny how like everybody knew that song.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1829.81

And Thomas Rhett has only won two CMAs when they introduced him. I thought that was like a little embarrassing.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1836.296

Let's get to the awards because that's like really my big gripe.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1839.099

Yes. So the awards, Chris Stapleton was the big winner. And I just feel like when that happens, like no one can really say anything. He won Song of the Year.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1846.366

I can say something. Let me say this. I am a big country music fan, but it's not my only genre. So I very much exist like within the country music space, but also in popular culture and pop music. So I think that I bring a unique POV. I do not know that Chris Stapleton song.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1861.479

And for him to beat it so many times, to beat Shaboosie so many times, they went out of their way not to give Shaboosie an awards. And I'm sorry, CMA is not beating the allegations that they don't like black people. I'm sorry. Like with Beyonce and now Shaboosie, I tried to defend you, but you're kind of becoming indefensible. You can't give it to Shaboosie, the biggest, best song of the year.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1878.812

Like you're literally going out of your way to not give him a single award. No, that was the song of the year. There's no disputing it. And now I'm looking at CMA like, cause you know, with Beyonce, like I felt that people were making valid arguments on both sides about whether she deserved to be nominated.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1894.345

I think she did deserve to be nominated, but I could hear like a country music critic, like whatever. Yeah. Shaboosie is undeniably the biggest country music artist this year. And the fact that his song did not even get a single award, I'm looking at CMAs a little... A little suspiciously.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

190.153

And so I bought these bras on Amazon that I really, actually when I was at your house I was having so much trouble with bras. I just like ordered some shit on Amazon that would come the next day. And they're like, you know, a cross between a sports bra but like a stretchy relaxation bra. Comfort, yeah. And they're nice, but every time I wear them for more than a day, they lose their grip on me.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1909.815

And then Chris Stapleton also won male vocalist of the year. And when he won, they said they announced they were like eight time winner and they panned to Luke Combs and he's like eight.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1918.362

Who loses to him every year. He goes eight times. I think people were misconstruing that, like thinking he was mad.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1924.206

I think it was more of like an impressed vibe. Impressed, shocked. Like that's so like funny. I didn't think he was mad. I don't think Luke gets mad about this stuff. Like I think he's. I get mad on his behalf. Seriously snubbed for every single award. He didn't go home with one single award, but okay. However, Entertainer of the Year did not go to Chris Stapleton, shockingly.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1941.619

And what was so shocking was that it went to Morgan Wallen, who was not there. And Jeff Bridges read the card and he said, Morgan Whalen. which I really related to as someone who doesn't pronounce anyone's name right. And then they were like, Morgan Wayland, and he's not here. And Jeff is like, so I'm accepting this award on his behalf. And he's like to the girl, he's like, give me the award.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1958.475

It's really crazy for the biggest award of the night to go to someone who's not there, but that means that it's fair. It goes to show that that's really how the Academy voted. And that's actually the one award I don't have a big gripe with because obviously I wish my boy Luke won. But for the past couple of years, it has so clearly been the entertainer of the year, Luke or Morgan.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1974.788

They're on the same level. They play the same size arenas as Beyonce, as Taylor Swift, as Ed Sheeran. Like they're undeniably making the biggest impact in popular culture for the country music space. So while I obviously wish it had been Luke, I think Morgan is so deserving. I have no problems with it. I'm fine with it. No issue. I wonder why he didn't go.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1992.634

I'm sure Luke feels the same way to like lose to somebody who he actually feels like is on his level. Yeah.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

1997.155

Not, you know, some rando. Yeah, I just feel like Chris Stapleton, it's like when people don't know what to do, they just go Chris Stapleton, and he's not offensive, but it's like... I don't know how you become... Not exciting.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

20.505

We are just so simpatico that like... I actually think people would believe it. We literally show up looking like rats in sweatpants. Like, why would we plan that? No, no, no.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2008.528

How you beat everyone as the male vocalist of the year, but then you lose to the entertainer of the year.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2014.392

Morgan was nominated for male vocalist, but that's more so about songs, whereas entertainers are about tickets, tickets, tickets. Brand. Et cetera.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Okay, go through the awards, the main ones, so I can yell.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2024.501

Okay, so... Entertainer, Morgan Wallen. Single of the year, White Horse by Chris Stapleton. Should have been Shibuze. Album of the year went to Leather by Cody Johnson and beat out Fathers and Sons by Luke Combs, Deeper Well by Kacey Musgraves, Higher by Chris Stapleton. Beat Chris Stapleton in his own game and Witsit Chapel by Jelly Roll.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2043.396

And actually, in addition to Liar, I will be listening to Cody Johnson's album because he performed with Carrie Underwood. It sounded really nice and I feel like I would like him. So that was like my two takeaways.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2052.724

I like Cody Johnson. I don't have a... I don't think that any of these albums were the album of the year, so whoever they gave it to, like, fine. Who do you think it is? That's what I'm saying. Oh, I don't know. The big ones didn't really release this year, Morgan and Luke, so. Well, Luke did Fathers and Sons. Yeah, but that was like not.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

206.323

They're disposable. So I'm walking to work today, and my tits are seriously hitting my knees. There is no support in this bra. My back was killing me. I get to work. I literally took a ponytail, and I bunched up a lot of the extra material of the bra on the back. And I have a halter bra on now. And if you see my bra straps through my sweater, I don't want to hear it.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2068.794

That wasn't like Game Busters.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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It was like a passion project.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2070.875

Yeah. So I'm fine with this. I also would have given it to Deeper Well. I think that album is so party-gy and perfect, and she doesn't get enough credit. I think everyone nominated. Because she does have her tail between her legs. But the song The Architect is like,

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2083.022

a marvel it's special it's so special she's not getting enough credit i agree she's kind of working her way back up i think the country music ladder for real i think they like that people really did not take it well that she blew up from country and really left them behind yeah and then went on to do breadwinner and it was like pop and like it was it wasn't a good look honestly and she's my queen i literally i invented her in this universe like i've been listening to her longer than any of you snitches have like you don't know she left you too

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2110.877

She left you too. She left me too. And like, I did not listen to breadwinner. Yeah. That album was not for me. I don't know who it was for her. Like new fans. Yeah.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2119.728

Next song of the year went to white horse by Chris Stapleton.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2123.888

literally and what else was nominated burn it down dirt cheap I had some help and the painter so actually Shibuzy wasn't even nominated for that that was weird too I had some help should have won and I don't know why I didn't see a single nomination for Post Malone song pour me a drink with Blake Shelton which I think is bigger than the Morgan Wallen one

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2141.025

I mean, we all have our Post Malone collabs that are, to us, bigger than the Morgan Malone one. That's not even my favorite one. I'm just saying, based on how I see the culture and where I was playing in Dwayne Reed, it's the Blake Shelton one, weirdly, which there was no hype for. Everybody was hyped for the Morgan one. Oh, I feel like the Morgan one did what it needed to do.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2158.751

I mean, and it's good. It's good. The thing is, is that... My overall takeaway from the CMAs, and I know that I come in with a special POV. I'm very internet, right? And there's a whole country music scene, country radio. I don't even live in the South. And that counts for something, too, of course. Now, my POV in the world I exist in isn't the only one, but I think it counts

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2177.0

accounts for like a huge part of success for people. TikTok, social media. Is your music being played in New York? Like that's how you know a song is really successful. And I just feel like they completely discounted anything that isn't like old school, traditional country music, country radio, country world. And that is Shaboosie. That is TikTok. That is social media.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2195.276

So I was really disappointed to see that like they... like not willing to like open up their world at all. Do you know what I mean?

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2204.254

Yeah. And then there was also like the other random shit that they keep doing. Female vocalist of the year, Lainey Wilson. Who else was nominated? Kelsey Ballerini, Ashley McBride, Megan Maroney, Casey Musgraves, Lainey Wilson. It was Kelsey Ballerini's year.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2217.987

yeah it was it's just oh like it's always lady wilson is the female chris stapleton like nobody's gonna complain when you give it to her except for us by the way that's literally it what you just said but like the music country music industry loves her and by the way loves him and i say this every year totally talented i love her i have no issue with you hang tight honey i'm a wildlife running down a dream of a long lost highway like obsessed

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

224.928

Do you own the bra that I have that you fell in love with this summer? Clasps? I'm seriously not doing it. Yes, clasp. Asking a pregnant woman to clasp her own bra, like, no. No, I'm only looking for over, like, over the head bras. Okay, and over the head situation. Situation, yeah. It's kind of, it's been plaguing me.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2240.857

And then the only other category we need to discuss is New Artist of the Year, which went to Megan Maroney. And she beat out Shaboosie, Nate Smith, Mitchell Tenpenny, Zach Topp, and Bailey Zimmerman. And as much as I would have gone for Shaboosie, I also would have gone for Megan Maroney.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2253.94

I'm happy with either. You're a little biased because I can tell you that Shaboosie deserved to win for Bar Song because the song was so big. His album and his breadth of work hasn't taken on that life yet. Megan Maroney has tons of hits. She has a whole album that everybody loves. Yeah. She is more of like a well-rounded artist.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2270.465

Well, it remains to be seen if he's like a viral, like, you know, old town road. Yeah. Or will it be this big, long career? So I actually, you know, I'm like, we're feeling very defensive of Shibuzy. I didn't think he should have won that category.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2281.712

I would have been happy if he won, but I was so happy to see her win. She was so happy to win. She was so gorgeous. She's a beauty. She's a beautiful girl.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2290.017

Oh my God, that face. The hair. I don't know if, I think she thought she wasn't going to win. So she was like really surprised. That was a really nice moment.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2298.822

Of which I think there were few.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2300.983

Yeah, it was not their best. It wasn't country music's best night. Maybe their biggest, not their best.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2307.106

They just appear to be like getting smaller. Do you know what I mean? And it sucks because it feels like so many pop artists want to get involved in country music. Beyonce, Post Malone, like the biggest. And I feel like every year more and more people show up to the CMAs and do a collab, Teddy Swims. And it feels like the CMAs is so not receptive to that. Like they're not willing to open up.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2325.292

Well, I don't think they want all that. It's nice. It's nice.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2329.714

No, I don't think they want like everyone like coming in and doing a little, you know, CMA spin. But I do think like the people who are in the industry, like in all corners of it, in that genre, like should be more appreciated than the selected few.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2345.399

Yeah, no, they have their selects.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2348.621

And I'm over it, like so over it. Least you could do is fix your sound problems. You're not embarrassing these talented artists. My ears were bleeding at some point.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2357.936

Yeah. And like, I don't want to be mean, but like the worst, like I, you know, I'm not going to say it.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2363.042

There was one person who was saying, I was like, my ears are actually bleeding. Like, this is crazy. And I forget who it was. And I think that's for the best.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2369.368

I know who it was, but I won't say it.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2371.41

Who? Will you text me? We were texting about it. You're texting me on everything.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2376.995

Okay, whatever. I'll tell you after.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2378.176

Okay. Are you ready for our next story? One of our favorite categories of stories. Favorite books turning into movies, casting news. Yes. Anne Hathaway will star in an adaptation of Colleen Hoover's Verity for Amazon MGM Studios and Michael Showalter.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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So following the success of the Amazon film, The Idea of You, Anne Hathaway and director Michael Showalter have found their next big project to team up on. She is set to star in Amazon MGM Studios' upcoming feature,

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2405.336

Verity which show Walter is helming so they did idea of you together now they're doing Verity based on the number one New York Times bestseller by Colleen Hoover like nobody doesn't like this book yeah this is an amazing book and it will be a very good movie um am I wrong in remembering Verity being blonde not that Anne Hathaway can't be blonde but or that Verity can't be brunette

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2427.772

right right yeah Verity is the woman upstairs yeah she's not who I pictured for Verity but she's a woman actress who can get the job done she's actually not at all who I pictured and my initial thought when I saw this I was like meh but then I did remember the idea of you which I was very very critical of the book and I opened my iPad on a plane like ready to hate the movie and I absolutely loved it so

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

245.839

Like, I love the Skims bralettes, but I'm at a place now where I need a little bit more support.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2452.016

She did that project justice. She's got a little bit more credit in my book now that she did that. So...

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2458.925

I'll wait. This casting of her doesn't like excite me that much. But what excites me is that like this is getting off the ground. They're obviously taking it seriously. It's going to be big budget and it's going to be as good as it can be. So I'm excited about that. And it's not like I had anyone in mind that was like this person is Verity.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2474.031

Also, as much as Verity is the title character, she's not the main character. She's barely in it.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2480.013

I want to know who's playing Loewen. Is that her name? I always pictured Verity, the crazy blonde lady upstairs, as, what's her name? Diane Kruger?

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2490.357

Oh, but she's like... Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But she's a little bit older. Like, Verity's like, Diane... Oh, no, I'm sorry. You're thinking of Diane King.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2499.523

No, from Inglourious Bastards.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2501.464

Yes, yeah. Oh, that's good, too.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2502.685

Choked by Christoph Waltz. I don't know why I've always thought of her as like, you know, she's like running around the upstairs looking crazy in a robe.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2509.188

Yeah, and the sources say that this will be in theaters. Oh, I love that. Yeah. It has the potential to be, you know, I said this about housemate too. So I feel like they're going to kind of be like coming out at the same time.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

251.023

And the elastic on the rib cage is tight because it's very supportive. It doesn't bother me. I couldn't go for that tightness.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2519.491

Like the next gone girl. Really? It's a great, great thriller book.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2523.356

And if done well, we'll crush it. And I'm so glad that even though, you know, it had its drama, I'm so glad that it ends with us did so well in theaters because. That means that movies like that will be put in theaters and it's not just big Dwayne The Rock Johnson movies in theaters anymore.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2537.504

Yeah. No, it kind of circumvents that Matt Damon. Well, it plays into it because it's like there's an existing audience and we know this is going to do gangbusters because millions of people have read the book. But now we're getting quality movies and we're back to like rom-coms and romance stories and for the girls and not just like San Andreas Fault. Correct.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2557.757

So I'm glad that they found a solution to the lack of DVDs.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

2562.72

for the girls. And when the movie comes out, I will go to theaters and support. I didn't realize that it was difficult to get our type of movies into theaters. And now when they are,

The Toast

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release in theaters we all have to go yeah my husband's gonna love to hear that i'll literally go with him i'll go with him to do our part yes we all have to do our part transnationally yeah so that's exciting that is we'll keep you posted on other casting news she's like a good actress do you know what i mean like a talented actress like that's really all it takes yes even if it's not what we visioned you know like yeah yeah are you ready for our next story coachella lineup dropped

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I'm really struggling. Although this halter scrunchie situation I've got going on feels amazing. I'm also using a heating pad. I'm in the phase of breaking down from a physical perspective and just know if I've got a little extra edge today. That's why. That's why. Great for Jackson, Claude.

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Coachella 2025 headliners are Lady Gaga night one, Green Day night two, Post Malone night three. And then some sub headliners are Missy Elliott, Benson Boone, Charlie XCX, Lisa, Tyler. Charlie XCX wouldn't be a headliner for Coachella. Do you agree? She's the second. She's right before Green Day that. I think that's a fair place for her.

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Yeah. No, no. And when you think about like Lady Gaga, like they're not on the same level. But like when you think about how many people know her music, especially the type of people that go to Coachella.

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I would have thought she could have been a headliner.

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Maybe. She could have been, but... If they didn't get Green Day or Post Malone. I think her being right under there and then her next album, she could totally be a headliner. I feel like that feels right. Remember when we went to Coachella and Billie Eilish was second. And she was at some random stage. Right, but she's bigger now. Now she headlined. I feel like it feels right.

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Yeah, when we went to Coachella, Lady Gaga was a headliner and it was amazing. She is such a performer. I'm shocked that she's the Friday night, not the Sunday.

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She said this. She said, I have long dreamed of throwing a massive night of chaos in the desert. It's like, girl, we were there. Maybe she wasn't the number one headliner. No, she totally was. She was. She said, I've had a vision I've never been able to fully realize at Coachella for reasons beyond our control, but I want it to come through for music fans. What do you mean? We got a crap?

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I thought it was amazing. I loved every minute of it. I've been wanting to go back and do it right, and I am.

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What did she do wrong? Oh, why does she have to be excited about something else? Shit on our experience. Shit on the one that we went to. And now it's like the bar is so high. What the fuck are you going to do? What couldn't you do? Ben's going to want to go see Green Day.

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He could go for the night. Do you have the time? Like, he's going to mosh. And Post Malone will be good as well. Yeah, very good. This is a pretty good headline and lineup. I would say only good things, except at the bottom it says, Travis Scott designs the desert.

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yikes run for your life yeah i feel like that's worse than having him as a performer he's designing a festival he's a part of the infrastructure that's way worse than having him headline all three nights like that's terrible so why would they do that tickets keep that in mind designed by travis scott Are they okay? The more I say it, the crazier it sounds.

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The more I say it, the crazier it sounds.

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Yeah, of course. For him to be involved in a festival is already like, yikes. But you would assume his involvement is singing. Just like artistically. Him being boots on the ground, like in charge of security.

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I don't know. I don't like it. I don't think that's what it is. I'm sure it's just like he's doing some art or shit. But like... Phrasing it like that, Travis Scott designed this festival. No thanks. Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father. Like I wasn't planning on going. But if I was, this would definitely give me pause.

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And if I was, like now I'm feeling a little like itchy to boycott. Just to let you guys know this was a bad idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really crazy. It is. And I'm not seeing really enough energy for that. Yeah. So he can, yeah, that's, I'm sorry, like the more I think about it, I'm flabbergasted. Gaffod, even though that's not the right word. Are you ready for our next story, number four?

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Yeah. It's a little reboot, new spinoff, I guess, spinoff. Suits LA is bringing back Harvey Specter. Gabriel Macht will return on an NBC spinoff. So this is the new Suits fans have been waiting for. The star of the hit legal drama will appear on the upcoming NBC spinoff, Suits LA.

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Plan matching. Like yesterday we were of the same ilk. The day before we were wearing cream sweaters and leggings. Today we're both wearing blue. When do we ever wear blue?

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And I already was feeling edgy because I was gathering my thoughts about the CMA Awards and they're all negative. I know. I just started off the day in a really negative mode.

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Gabriel Macht, who played the brash and suave super lawyer Harvey Specter on the original series, will reprise his role on the offshoot. In a three-episode arc, sources tell Deadline a rep for NBC decided to comment.

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So it's Suits LA, but it's not surrounded around Harvey. He's just on three episodes.

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Like it's a passing of the baton. Perhaps. Oh, that's like, this is like the Shake Shack news. Like you must read the fine print. Suits la. Suits la. Suits la turd. I actually feel like Suits spinoff shows have largely failed. They had that Pearson one, Jessica Pearson, who was like a favorite of a lot of people. She like had her own law firm show. I don't know. So...

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I'm not optimistic, especially because it's, and if they're ever, if they were going to do one spinoff, the most beloved, like everybody, it's Harvey. Like it's, everyone loves Harvey. He's so handsome. So I feel like perhaps like the time for this has passed, even though so many people got into suits like in the last year or two. Oh my God. Imagine it's successful.

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understood I feel really fair about going in on the CMAs like we're about to today because we're always gassing up the country music industry like we're always every award show we're like this is how it's done Grammys take note last night my ears were bleeding I don't know what I was watching I was but weirdly I watched from start to finish I just liked like being sat in a part of something and I was looking for something I can tell you cable is where it's at

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And like Meghan Markle does an episode. Obsessed. That's by the way, we all have to watch it. We need to make it popular so that that happens.

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I could see it happening. I saw a headline yesterday that like Prince Harry was getting tattoos with jelly roll or something like that. You're kidding. No, I need to get the exact headline because it was so shocking. And I was like, in what world are we living in?

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Good for jelly roll. Prince Harry jokes he wants a lower back or ass tattoo in hilarious video with jelly roll. That's a headline that I saw.

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Queen Elizabeth is rolling over in her grave.

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I don't know which part of this is more shocking. Like I saw that headline. I was like, imagine Prince William reading that over his morning tea. Like he's going to choke on his tea.

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Maybe that was Harry's plan all along. He wants a lower back or ass tattoo? Is he okay?

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Seriously... growing up and maturing is realizing like Prince Harry has always been and it will always be the problem. Like he was a problem in his family. He's the problem in his marriage. Like Meghan took so much and it's him. It's literally him. I have such a hate for him. And it actually like, I think we collectively need to rescue Meghan.

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And I think maybe suits law is the thing to just like give her the confidence to take her life back.

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Well, recently I've really been itching. I've been ready for, and like I'm in a place to really receive the American Riviera Orchard show. Like I was thinking when I was- Is it out? No, where is it? She launched her Lemons basket.

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I had to change the name, remember?

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Yeah, in the spring. But those PR baskets went out in the spring. How did we get on that list?

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On almost one year, there's no show. That's so Megan. That's my queen right there. Announcing projects, cutting the check, and not finishing. That's literally me. It's goals. Like how do you get away with that?

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I feel like we're always being held to our deliverables. It's so true. Like she is just never like finishing what she's starting. Like a $20 million podcast deal with Spotify for two highly produced seasons where she probably did like a total of speaking of two hours.

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. That feels like a Friday because we're fucking celebrating, bitch. Hey, Jax, how you doing?

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And that's like all, that's what it's about. Like life, like being a business woman, taking your time back. No, I love her. She's exploiting these big companies for her own self-interest and I live for it.

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And it's just like, you would think at some point that the issue with doing something like that is that the buck runs out and like, People are onto you and they'll stop writing. No, but everyone's lining up.

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They want to work with her.

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And that's not being interesting and beautiful and, like, really mysterious.

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Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, I, every night when I, like, go to watch TV, like, if Americans. That's what you're looking for. If ARO was out, like, I would be watching it. And the fact that it's not here, like, it's the season for a nice cozy cooking show.

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She really, she really needs that. Like, I do think she has, like, great recipes. And she's definitely, like, organic. Like, you're, like, she makes her own butter and shit.

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Yeah, I think that it's a missed opportunity, especially tis the damn season. Tis the season, like time is a wasting. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by Saks.com. Oh, it is turd.com. The premier digital platform for luxury fashion.

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With the holidays literally right around the corner, Saks.com makes it easy to find the perfect gift for the pickiest of people on your list. Or if you're just shopping for yourself, they've got an expertly curated assortment of fashion.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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So whether you're shopping for a hard-to-please family member, Jacqueline Follet, someone that seems to have everything, Jacqueline Follet, or even your ultra-stylish bestie, Jacqueline Follet, Saks.com has you covered with the most versatile collection of fashion, beauty, home decor, and so much more. And there's something about doing your holiday shopping online that really is...

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Integral and protecting your peace. And I think when you go to the stores, if you're going last minute and you end up not getting the right thing because you're overwhelmed, you just want to get out of the store, you're sweating and you need to eat something. So sex.com is just a really civilized, organized, user-friendly way of doing your holiday shopping.

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It just like worked for my schedule last night, plus the commercials, as you said. But we need to talk about that because it was not good.

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And of course, gift giving is not everyone's language. It's definitely stressful around the holiday season. But with Saks.com's holiday gift guide, you'll be able to find the perfect gifts for him, for her, kids, beauty gifts, whatever it is. We all need a little inspiration when it comes to holiday shopping, and Saks.com is here to also help you find your own holiday vibe.

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So you can upgrade party looks this season, treat yourself to designer brands like Alice and Olivia, Frame, Prada, Gucci, and more. After all, holiday shopping is never complete without spoiling yourself first. So head over to Saks.com, get ready to be the best gift giver ever and find gifts guaranteed to bring joy for every heart to shop for person this holiday season at Saks.com.

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Let's make this holiday season memorable for you and your loved ones. Today's episode is also brought to you by Good Ranchers, something we've been talking about so much recently on The Toast and we're so excited to be working with Good Ranchers. It's long been debated at Thanksgiving, is it turkey or is it ham? Many families have... had ruined holidays over the simple question.

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If you picked either, you'd be wrong because the third and correct option is a free ham from Good Ranchers worth $110. During their Thanksgiving special, you can choose any box of their 100% American meat and wild-caught seafood and get a free 10-pound spiral-cut ham added for free. So take that, turkey.

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And of course, by shopping with Good Ranchers, you are directly supporting local farms and ranches in the U.S. And if everyone's spending the money this holiday season anyway on a big turkey or a big ham, Do it at Good Ranchers. It's so much more ethical. It's premium. It's American-made.

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I'm assuming that'll be our first story. I have such nasty things to say about the production, about the talent, about the awards, about the outfits. Like seriously, I...

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You can skip the chaos of imported meat at the grocery store, and most importantly, you can make time at the table with family-easy, delicious, and stress-free dinners. Good Ranch delivers high-quality, 100% American meat straight to your door.

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If food you can trust matters to you, then put the car keys down, don't go to the grocery store, and go to GoodRanchers.com instead. And use our code TOAST at checkout. Be sure to order by November 19th for guaranteed delivery by Thanksgiving. Remember to visit GoodRanchers.com. Use our code TOAST to claim a free Thanksgiving ham before they run out.

The Toast

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And if you're thankful for the farmers and ranchers of this country, go to GoodRanchers.com and support them with every order. GoodRanchers.com, code TOAST. It's American meat delivered. Today's episode is also brought to you by Splash Refreshers. Oh, so glad to be talking about this. Splash Refreshers came into my life at a time when I really needed it. Hydration is mandatory, unfortunately.

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Like, we all do have to drink water. But being boring is not. We respect a good cup of water, but... Sometimes you got to spice it up, you know, because sometimes it's just not going to cut it. And splash refresher has become our ride or die when it comes to staying hydrated and having like good, delicious beverages in our home and at our office.

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Because plain water just tastes like the color beige. No matter how hard we try, we're always just a little bit dehydrated. We can never be bothered with a boring glass of water. It's really like pulling teeth, but that's where Splash Refresher comes in. It has zero sugar, zero calories, and a splash of sweetness. It's like water, but it's good.

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completely agree we're always gassing them up and i have the like most criticisms i've ever had for an award show that i yeah and i didn't even make it more than halfway because i fell asleep at like 9 30 i saw what i needed to say and i just want to say all of my critiques just note i'm obviously not talking about luke combs because like i would obviously not because he saved the show with his presence i keep chasing that same old devil down the same old dead end

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So you can try all their flavors, wild berry, acai, grape, pineapple, mango, lemon, and mandarin orange. I happen to love the...

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wild berry but I'll really drink any of them this is why I love what I do I'm introduced to brands I hadn't heard of splash refresher now I literally can't live without it I had one yesterday um we always have them stocked at the house at the studio drinking water is so hard and splash refresher is just over here like trying to help and we appreciate that more than they know so consider yourself hydrated self-thriving find splash refresher today on amazon and instacart or at your local walmart sam's club or kroger if you're looking for a splash refresher they are not hard to find so just check it out and you will not be upset that you did

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Thank you, Claudia. You're welcome. Our fifth and final story is some podcasting news, which we'll get into in a second, but it reminded me also of Meghan Markle and Lemonada. Remember when we reported that? Oh, yeah. That Lemonada got her podcast, and I was just reading up on it. They said that they pushed the launch of the podcast till 2025 so as not to compete with her new Netflix show.

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cooking show, The American Review. Which didn't come out. Right, so we're just like, we're getting pushed back more. I'm obsessed. Our fifth and final story, it's giving Lemonada, which is why I remembered that, because someone is entering this podcasting sphere. Ugh, who? Chrissy Teigen launches a new wellness podcast called Self Conscious. It is an Audible exclusive.

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So Chrissy Teigen is adding another title to her resume, Podcaster. She hopes her show can help people break the cycle of negative thoughts. She said, quote, all we do is negative self-talk all day. And I think it's just this beautiful hour release where we can do something to better ourselves and learn something. I honestly really hope that people learn to give themselves a lot of grace.

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I think it's really easy to be tough on ourselves and easy to think that we're not doing enough. We're not exercising enough. We are not meditating enough. I don't really worry that I don't meditate enough. I definitely don't exercise enough. Eating well enough. We drink too much.

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Over the course of these conversations, she's begun to peel back the layers of challenges hindering her own well-being. She hopes for listeners of the podcast to do the same.

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I feel like when people come up with podcasts, they feel like they need a reason and a description that makes them different. A podcast is a podcast. Talk about whatever the fuck you want. The fact that you need this mission statement that we know you're not gonna do, it's gonna end up like you having Kris Jenner on. That's great, and that's great.

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But I think that whenever somebody comes to the space, especially a little bit late, they feel they need to have like a structure that is so different from anything that's out there. And like, that's why they're late. Cause they were coming up with this really unique idea. It's like, it's just a podcast.

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It's not that serious. No. And like two people can like have the same mission. Five people can, a bunch of people can, you're all going to say different stuff, a different take on the matter. Every podcast has the same mission, like to have interesting conversations.

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Keep you company. We don't need an outline. We don't need a deck of like the mission statement. Especially not one so dreadful. Like, come on. And that's not what I would have expected. The thing about Chrissy Teigen is, before she got canceled, but even still, she has a really loyal fan base of people who really like her personality. And her personality is, she makes fun of stuff.

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And she's really real. And so this no negative. Why? Sometimes life is negative. And that's fine. Let's talk about it. It's funny. I actually don't think this mission statement really aligns with her personality and why people are drawn to her. They're drawn to her because she's like, yeah, this supermodel husband is a billionaire and she lives, but she's so real.

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She's out here like talking about how she wears diapers postpartum. Like she really keeps it very real. And I wish that was the statement because that's really why she's so successful.

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There's just like, at least for me, like a really limited amount of clothes that I'm willing to put on my body. So it couldn't be anything other than accidental. But it's always, it's just to say we are simpatico. I just want to get out ahead of some of, you know, the drama. Letting everyone know the good guys were using my studio yesterday. So if this episode never makes it to air, that's why.

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Yeah, this podcast will find probably fall under like the wellness category where it's like, we don't want a wellness podcast from Chrissy Teigen. Like she could have done something in comedy. She could have done something in like parenting. Yeah. Food. Yeah. Hosting. And I mean, hopefully it's not what she says it's going to be because this just really sounds like really boring. It does.

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Hopefully, she does an episode with John. She does an episode with her sister, who everybody loves. She does an episode on cooking, a holiday one. She's very homemakery. This is such a weird angle. Her doing a podcast, she's perfect for it. She has a great personality. People love to hear her talk. So why she had to come up with this like fococked new image. Just do a podcast.

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Why are you so ashamed? It's actually surprising that she's never done a podcast before. She's very podcasting. I know. I know. Well, I think like there was a really like a big chunk of time where like she was a little too good for it, you know?

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But now she's been humbled like the rest of us and she goes where all former canceled people go to the podcasting space. We welcome you with open arms. I wish you the best of luck.

The Toast

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How? Like, obsessed. If you hear that opening intro and you're not lit up, you're not alive. Check it.

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But actually if this were like an interview show, like armchair expert with like her famous friends, just having like funny conversations, that would sound more interesting than whatever this is.

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Yeah, because really, if you're gonna do conversations, like interviews, which it sounds like she's gonna do, you know, none of these people are any better of interviewers than the rest. None of these people are like formal journalists. So it's really just about like who you are and who you know and if people wanna trust you. Like she can get Kim on, you know?

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And she's kind of perfect for it. She's really well connected. And people really, I think, seem to like her and trust her like in the Hollywood space. So I don't know why she didn't just lean into that. No, she could have been female armchair expert.

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What was the name of the podcast? Self-conscious. With self like really big and then conscience. So it's like self, conscience. It's a bad name. It's a bad name.

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And I feel like she has this big brand. Or no, conscious, not conscience. Yeah, you're saying it weird. She should have tied it into her brand, which is Cravings. Like Cravings and Chat Chatter. Cravings and Chat. Yeah, with something. Chrissy's Cravings Chat Chat. Yeah, thank you. We love alliteration. Yeah. So we'll see.

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I think we need to see twisters, like, just to see the song in action. I guess. I love that song, Oklahoma, by Luke Combs. He played it when we saw him at MetLife, and it was so good. He was so good last night. So just know, when I'm slamming the country music community this afternoon, today, whenever, just know, I'm not talking about my King Luke Combs.

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The thing is, the cream rises.

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She might end up on our list of celebrities who started podcasts and never finished them. Ashley Graham.

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Yeah. Is she on our list? Ashley Graham? Yeah. She is on the official list. No, I think the list is like, that's not who comes to mind for me. JVN.

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jbn is done yeah don't we always have this conversation yeah and he's like canceled oh right he should come back to the podcast oh my god so many people on this list i like didn't even know they had a podcast let alone ellen pompeo right ellen pompeo yeah why she's on the list i actually have this list memorized because it's so funny go the list okay jay cutler

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He had a podcast? Yeah, remember Sophia with an F went on. Emrata.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. To me, she's the list. Oh, yeah. That's really emblematic of this big push and then nothing. Archetypes, which stays on the list until Lemonada brings it back. Mm-hmm. Kim's Spotify podcast. Oh, and I'm sorry. I apologize to JVN.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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He released an episode yesterday. Oh, taking him off. I'm really sorry. But he definitely went on break because he was on the list at one point where they were doing old reruns. Oh, you know who we have to add? Who? Anna Faris. Who? Yeah, but I feel like it's unfair because that list is like failed podcasts in my opinion.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And podcasts are allowed to end.

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She did it for years and she was enormously successful.

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She doesn't go on the list.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I think we've already had this conversation and reached that same conclusion. Kim Spotify.

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Her true crime thing. Michelle Obama.

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Spotify. A lot of these were the Spotify when they were like throwing money at celebrities and it was supposed to be huge.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Ashley Graham, as you've stated, Graham. Yeah. Anderson Cooper. That's shocking. Shocking that he did a podcast. You're on TV every day. Like, why do we need more? Ellen Pompeo, as you said.

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Margot Asher and Olivia Asher.

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Oh my God, we had to. Listen, the call is coming from inside the house.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Like, you had to. And then Phineas and Claudia Salewski started a podcast in COVID and they don't do it anymore.

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That sounds dreadful. Oh, my God.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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It's a classic tale. By the way, I feel like you guys did this last time, but I forgot to take out my list and add people to it. Sound off in the comments if there are people we're missing. I want to get this list robust.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Next up is Dear Toasters, one day late. But don't worry, next week it'll be one day early. And from here on out, we've discussed. Tuesdays are Dear Toasters days because Wednesdays will be Real Housewives of Beverly Hills days. So Dear Toasters is our weekly advice segment where Jax and I hear from the girlies. We try to help them out. You can write in submissions to us two different ways.

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One, just send us an email, deartoasters at gmail.com. Or you can head over to our website, thetoastspodcast.com. Scroll down. There's a little Dear Toaster submission box that goes straight to us. Totally anonymous. We'll help you out with whatever you're dealing with. Hey, Jackson Turd. Long time toaster, first time writing in. Love you lots. I'm in a pickle.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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About a year and a half ago, I became friends with my neighbor. Things were going great, normal, no issues. She then had had some health issues, and our group of friends was right there for her through it all. Once she was better, she convinced me to apply to work with her. She works in child protective services.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Shortly after we began working together, things were going great, but she sent me a text out of the blue on a Sunday saying that she thought I had autism. I was a bit shocked. I didn't love the vibe of being diagnosed by a friend when I didn't ask for it. I ignored it and just hoped that she would get the hint. But the next day at work, she doubled down.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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She asked me if I saw the text message, what my thoughts were, to which I said, I appreciate you as a friend, but that really isn't me. She then said that I was wrong and urged me to get testing done ASAP. I was put off by this and I ghosted her and then dropped the friendship completely. It has been about six months.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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We recently began speaking again about work stuff and I'm starting to worry that I rushed into a decision to drop a friend. Am I being too sensitive about this or was dropping her appropriate? By the way, I just want to say, it sounds like she's the one with autism. Like, because people with autism are known for like their directness and they're like saying things that are socially weird.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I wouldn't touch a hair on his pretty little head. And they didn't give him any awards, those disgusting.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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So saying someone randomly that you barely know, like that you think they have autism, like that's something actually an autistic person would say. Sorry.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

3856.637

she offended you fine to take space but now like you kind of miss her friendship and you're moving on from it and that's also healthy too just because you like drop someone it can be temporary and then you pick back up if you miss her and you and you work with her and she's your neighbor like how can you really avoid her and it sounds like you want to like forgive her naturally coming back and i like that i like that normalize that too you don't need to like drop someone forever sometimes you just need to teach someone a lesson like maybe you guys were getting a little too close she thought she could say anything to you yeah

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Gusting animals. I'm assuming that's our lead story. It is. CMA's recap plus awards plus moments. So we'll get into that in the first story. I don't want to put the cart before the horse, as they say. I am experiencing something. Or as we would say, the curt before the hers.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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and you put some distance between it, now get back to it, get after it.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Yeah, I agree. I wouldn't fight like the natural urge that seems to be happening. Like some people come into your life in waves and that's fine. But if you're naturally... kind of like swimming towards her for whatever reason, let it happen. And if it comes up, honestly, just say it.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Like it's kind of crazy. Yeah. And time heals all. And don't like feel like, you know, you shouldn't forgive her. You know, forgiveness is a good thing. Even if she didn't say sorry, like you can still forgive and move on. Yeah. And just like,

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Yeah, people are really just crazy.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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That's what Deer Toasters teaches me.

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CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Yeah, people are crazy. The way people act is really... Actually, that's a good segue into the second Deer Toaster. You can't control how they act. They can only control how you react. Swirly's, my PJom gave me the biggest ick of my life and I need serious help. I am not an overtly physical person.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I love affection for my husband, cuddling my babies, but unnecessary touch from others is not welcome. Literally. I can relate. What is the ick? Recently, we were at a family gathering at my in-laws. I told my husband I was going to start gathering the kids to go home and I expected him to follow me.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I was getting flustered, juggling the kids, wondering where he went when I look up and I see my husband is getting a massage from his sister in the middle of the function. The massage continued while I stood there waiting with our tired kids. He even had the audacity to lay on the floor, request a lower back massage. I understand as his wife, I've been lacking in giving him massages.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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That's why for his birthday, I gifted him a nice massage and I often encourage him to go to a professional. Once we left the event, I let him know how icky it was to me. He seemed annoyed and every time I bring it up jokingly, he gets upset at me. I need to move on, but I fear this ick will haunt our marriage forever. Please humble me or help me accept this ick. By the way, you're so valid.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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You're so valid. That is so crazy. Sister? Sister. People in families give massages sometimes. Sometimes Zach will rub his grandma's back. Of course, because he's a good grandson. Right, right. She's an old woman. So when you said sister. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Yeah, Ben actually rubs his dad's back all the time. But his dad actually has a bad back, so it's really nice.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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No, it's nice. Honestly, I want that. I will sign up for that one day. But the sister, and then he's laying on the floor. And then also, you forgot, the tired children may need to go home. And it's not like you even said she's a professional chiropractor and she was adjusting him.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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We would say the curt before the hurt. Um, I'm experiencing something, you know, I don't know if I've ever said this on the podcast, but I never lived alone or like even not alone. Like I never lived like with friends. Like I went from living, you know, at the house we grew up in. I stayed there for like a little bit longer than I should have. And then I ended up moving in with Ben.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4025.425

excuse me no i would never get over that i would never let him live it down just to make sure he never does it again and eventually there's so many elements of it that are weird like socially you're laying down in the middle of a party get up you're a father second of all like your sister's touching you that's disgusting freudian type shit three you are literally leaving me hanging getting the kids in their coats they're screaming they're tired they're throwing food like be an involved parent get the fuck up this isn't the canyon ranch no and like if he really like

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4053.679

he needs you to massage him you get him massages his sister's massaging him like he should see a doctor because his body's not functioning properly nobody needs this many massages and you like making it put it on you like maybe I don't give him enough massage Jackie I was sure let me read this sentence one massage is more than enough too many it's too many too many I understand as his wife I've been lacking in giving him massages that is not your job no it's not

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And some people, Ben loves massages. So it may be this guy's the same way. And so you getting him for like a birthday and an anniversary, always giving him a gift card to a massage is amazing. Like that's seriously brilliant. There is literally no obligation on your part to rub this man's back.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Is he a professional athlete? What is he doing? And if so, then get him to come to the house once a week.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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A sports therapist. Yeah. No, and I don't know, if you're a professional athlete, like, you're bringing home the big bucks, all right, I'll rub your back, you know? I don't have to work, like, I need to know more. But it just sounds like he's a big old baby, and I hate him. No.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And you're valid, and you're ick, and seriously, never let him live this down, if only so that he knows, like, that type of physical touch with your sister, like, is not appropriate.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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No, it's so crazy. And just, even if he still thinks it's right, just to never do it again to avoid, like, your ire.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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It feels like Melissa Gorga wrote this in and Teresa was rubbing Joe's back, because they're like those type of siblings who definitely like, you know, touch. That is so weird. Okay, the husbands are really acting out. Okay, here's another one about a husband. Hey, Swirly Swirly Gumdrops, I need to know your thoughts on this. My husband and I have been together for three years.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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We've been married just over a year. Since we've been together, he has been adamant that I cannot see his butthole. I jokingly inquired about it a long time ago while we were dating, and he was very clear, like, no, that was a boundary for him, that I could not see it. Now that we're married and he's locked in forever, I thought maybe it wouldn't be, you know, as big of a deal.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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But no, he is still, he will not, quote, show whole, as the kids say. I'm not really interested in seeing this part of him. And I just make a joke about it occasionally. But now I'm genuinely curious. Like, is this normal? Please share your thoughts. Sincerely, A Wife in the Dark. I love your show. It keeps me alive. Thanks. Now, I want to say something really quickly.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Because sometimes I jump to conclusions on Dear Toasters. Like last year, last week, a lot of people were mad at me when I said that It sounded like that girl's fiance had a gambling problem when in reality he's just from the South and people take sports like way seriously. So, okay, maybe I was off the mark on this one.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And you guys know, like I'm always jumping the gun, like your husband's gay, but it kind of sounds like your husband might have a stretched out booty hole from like, you know, being gay, like butt stuff. And maybe he didn't want you to see it.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4197.995

Oh my God. I'm taking the total opposite approach. That is a totally fair boundary. I disagree. Why do you want to see his butthole? Not want to, but like things in life, like when you're, I've seen Ben's butthole. What time am I to give him an enema?

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Right, and things like that would come up, but you're not saying he wouldn't even let me give him an enema, but like you just like want to like look at it for sport. Like I'm clenching just thinking about it.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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So I never had like an adult apartment that was my own, you know, my own space, even with roommates. Um, And so when Ben goes away on work trips, I like to LARP that I'm like a single gal, like I'm like, this is my apartment. And it's really interesting to see how clean I can maintain a space for X amount of time.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4221.369

No, I have a great idea. Okay, listen, we need to start poisoning this man with like a modium.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Yeah, we need to give him a modium, like, make him breakfast every day for a week, and he won't go to the bathroom and say, babe, look, I haven't gone to the bathroom in a week. And we say, oh, well, do you want an enema? It's not a big deal. I'll just give it to you. And we'll see if even in a medical emergency, he won't show his butthole.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4239.998

Then something is off. Does a gay person... Who takes it up the butt. Really have that much of a different looking butthole. Than someone who doesn't. It depends I think how active you are. But I do think you could have a stretched out booty hole. That's like the thing. That is the thing.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4254.007

I'm pretty sure it is. Let me just ask. Hold on.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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But I feel like you could. If his booty was like a little stretched out. Because he's gay. Like he could say I make like big duties. Like I don't think he's hiding anything. I don't think he's hiding anything. Except once one part of himself. Like the deepest inner corner of himself. To be private.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4271.019

Someone who bottoms a lot. possibly have a stretched out butthole question mark?

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I just want to say I've never disagreed with Claudia more. Of course, there's always anyone, you know, your husband could be gay, but like that is not at all what I think is going on here. I think this is a very fair- That's so funny, like boundaries are so foreign to me. Oh my God.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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Because I just like, I walk around my house naked, so does Ben. Like boundaries are so foreign that my first instinct was like, he's gay.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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You can walk around your house naked and still not want to show someone the innards of your booty hole. Oh, by the way-

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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I asked, does someone who bottoms a lot possibly have a stretched out butthole? Oh, for sure.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4310.181

Hot dog down a hallway vibes. Wait, but what about the hole itself? Would it be visible to the naked eye? Yeah. No, he's talking about once you're inside. Like, it would be visible to the naked eye, question mark?

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4319.989

The booty hole looks different than a virgin booty hole? Like, if I looked at your butthole, I would know that it's been stretched out, question mark. I'm like... Who'd you ask? I don't want to say. I'll tell you after, but I don't want to put this person on blast.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4344.895

It's an elastic. Interesting. So it just stretches. Listen, not everyone has to show you every crevice of themselves. And I understand why he doesn't want to bend over and spread them just because. Yeah, OK. My thing is wrong. I'm glad we got to the bottom of that. I'm wrong. Like one day in time, if you guys stay together, you will see his butthole. Like there will be an enema.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4370.881

Your time is coming. There might be a hemorrhoid. He might need you to look at something. But just to like look at it for shits and giggles, I understand why to him that's like no. I guess like it is just weird that there's like you live with this person and there's a part of them you haven't seen. I think there should be a little mystery in everyone.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And so we have our apartment, we have a housekeeper come once a week and it's like the best day of my life. And I always try to maintain as many days of that freshness. But, you know, I live with Ben. So if he cooks dinner, like we're back at square one.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4391.175

Well, I don't know. It's like a man gets to see, like if you're married to a man and you have kids, like he sees you at your worst, at like the goriest. He sees every part of you like bend over.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4402.105

We need to be even. For sure. But if you said to your husband, I don't want you to watch, like if that was for some reason how you felt, like they wouldn't watch.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4411.374

They would look still curious. No, I feel like if you were really adamant about it, like they would respect that. Let's do one more, because I do have a fourth, and it's pretty good.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4421.704

Hey, Jackson Claude, I'll make this short. I'm dating a total p-jom who's been a literal angel sent from above. Now, this is the perfect example of a running inside joke of, like, toasthood, is that, like, people will write and be like, my p-jom, and then they'll say, like, the p-jom did something so not precious and not gem-like.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And I just want to say to this girl, you are not dating a p-jom, okay? Start again. I'm dating a total PJ who's been a literal angel sent from above. Girl, you do not know the meaning of the word angel.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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No, and also like people don't even talk that way about like actual PJs that they love.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4452.684

No, like you have been hoodwinked. However, the last month, I feel like he's been really distant. He recently shared with me how he would rank his priorities. One, it went himself. Two, Two, his family. Three, grad school. Four, the Arizona Cardinals. Five, his job. Six, a baseball team that he coaches. And seven, his friends and me. This isn't sitting right with me, but is it enough to end it?

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4484.032

He said he doesn't see these priorities ever changing. He's really obsessed with baseball, but is this normal?

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4490.236

well no there's so many issues here first of all if he's a p-jumps heaven sent onto your lap and he said one thing wrong one time about his list of priorities then what are you talking about he's an angel from heaven but he's been distant and he's so he's so great that even though you're number seven like it feels like number one right right but that's not what she's saying it's not a perfect relationship because they've been experiencing this like rough patch

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4514.403

What I would say is, yeah, his priorities sound fucked up. But if you were to marry him, then you move up to family and you're not in the friend. Right now you're girlfriend and friends. You're in the friend.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

452.549

Now, I'm just, like, my apartment was just cleaned, and I'm, like, a single gal living in New York City, and every time I, you know, use a dish, it gets cleaned immediately and put it away, and, like, all the clothes go in the laundry, and I hate being by myself because, like, I miss Ben, and I just, like, hate being alone, but...

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4523.209

Right, so you would be two. You would be number two. It's kind of crazy putting yourself as your number one priority.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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And the baseball team that you coach. There's craziness here. However, when you're someone's girlfriend, you grow in their hearts and you grow into things. So I think eventually you'd be family, but...

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4543.042

he just sounds like a piece of work he sounds like really self-involved and really immature like not someone who's looking for like a real meaningful you know earth core shaking kind of love i don't know how you would get from friend to family while he's prioritizing grad school his job the arizona cardinals and the little league team that he coaches not to mention himself

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4566.201

Yeah, I think probably you being number seven, there's so many issues here, is you being number seven. You not even being number seven by yourself because you're looped in with friends. Another big issue we're not talking about is himself being number one. That's like really, really crazy.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4578.429

I think with a man like this, it's really hard to get from seven to two.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4581.471

Yeah, and I think you'll be like, even if he marries you, you'll be like fighting your whole life to be like an important person in your husband's life. Who the fuck wants that?

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4590.276

You just want to be important. I wonder how old he is. I guess he's in grad school, so he's kind of young.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4595.424

like 22 grad school no no i mean some people go to grad school directly after college but some people go years later yeah you can go when you're 30 it doesn't mean it doesn't necessarily mean you're 22 how does he have time to coach the little like team go to grad school and have a job well he's neglecting his girlfriend that's how right i don't know i would just sit back and think like if your friend came to you and said like my boyfriend put me on number like

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4619.429

However, but then it's also like actions speak louder than words. He treats you like a PJOM heaven sent from above. But then he said something, but he treats you great. So if he's what you said in the beginning, then what are we talking about? Right.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4632.055

By the way, do you feel like he's a PJOM? What do you feel more? He's a PJOM angel sent from heaven above? Or do you feel more like number seven?

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4640.051

Right, and also like sometimes men say stupid stuff and they don't realize like how wrong it is until weeks later, maybe even years later, maybe years down the line, he would think back on this thing that he said, he'd say, I was so stupid. You know, and like he can grow out of that like stupidity. Oh my God.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4655.717

But you have to evaluate the rest of your relationship because just as he said that thing one time, like I don't think you have to write off what is otherwise a very good relationship. If it is. If it is, but you said it is. Yeah.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

467.589

I'm kind of loving this like single gal era I'm currently in you're finding the joy in it that's good because that's always been your least favorite but now like you're seeing the plus side no I literally like act like I'm a girl like who's like going on dates like stop she's gonna download him no literally I'm just like single and like yeah this is my house I live here by myself and like yeah I do all the dishes you want to come over for drinks yeah yeah yeah no it's so like it's so mature you know

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

4670.979

Oh, my God, I'm starving. Like, can't wait for a big, fat, fatty lunch. What you going to have? I'm not sure yet. It's raining, so I feel like I need to be extra fat. Extra cozy. Yeah. Extra padded.

The Toast

CMA Sabotage: Thursday, November 21st, 2024

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It is mature. So my house has never been so clean. And I love it.

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That's really scary because your house is always so clean.

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That's really nice of you to say. It's not.

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Oh, my God. What are you talking about? Like, there's not a speck of dust. Like, nothing. Everything's, like, in a cabinet. You don't let the grass grow. That's seriously so nice. Yeah. It's on another level of cleanliness. Like, it really is. Oh, my God. I feel like I've given up trying to, like...

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achieve that because I'm just like she's just like turbo sweeper like her house is just like I didn't know that you noticed that's so clear and clean and under control yeah my house is clean and clear and under control and it just goes to show that opposites attract because Ben is the exact polar opposite of you he's getting worse he's really just I can't like

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I'm curious to see when you have a baby, like they just come with so much stuff. And I'm looking forward to seeing like what you do with that stuff because I know you're not going to want to look at it. You know, a lot of, I'm so glad you just brought that up because that's, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Like it was loud. Oh, I'm sorry.

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I just dropped my phone. Give me two seconds.

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And like, I thought the yogurt might go flying.

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Okay. What were they doing in there?

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I thought the yogurt was gonna go flying too.

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And that would just be so smelly for days, but it didn't. No, no, no, we're all good.

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I'm so glad you brought that up because a lot of people like are asking me questions, you know, like, are you nervous? I'm not, I feel like really excited. The one thing that's giving me like a little bit of a pit is I feel I'm going to lose control of my home and the order of things. And, you know, I don't like clutter, but the baby browser and the bottles, like I'm worried about clutter.

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Just being good. Did they have a guest or something? They did actually. They did. Do you want to spoil it and just like ruin their show and their surprise? Kind of.

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I'm worried about like dishes. I'm worried about just like an influx of laundry. Like that is definitely something like that's my, I know it's so fucked up. Like that's my number one concern.

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No, I feel like you'll get the, the Brezza is so ugly. Like they've got to do something about it. It needs to come in like a little McKenzie, Kenzie Childers box set.

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Whatever happened to a dishwasher? Like you will not ever be able to explain to me why I can't just wash a bottle in the dishwasher.

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You can, you can, but how many times you run your dishwasher once a day?

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Right, the bottles, we probably, at peak, like when they're only on bottles and not food, we're probably running that Brezza like three or four times a day, and it's a smaller thing than a whole ass dishwasher.

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But is a dishwasher, like I don't want to get a Brezza.

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Dishwasher would suffice, yes. Oh, it would? Yeah, I don't see why not. Oh, parge, okay. But then also like the bread dries them too. You don't want the bottle. I hate that fucking drying rack. So, and things come out of the dishwasher still wet. So you put it on the drying rack to like dry out. Yeah.

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You know, this, see these conversations, like this actually gets, makes me anxious and like nervous. These conversations.

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But I feel like the dishes and the laundry, like you'll, that'll become part of your routine. Like that's not the issue. It's like the stuff, like the mats.

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Stroller. Where do people who live in New York city? And by the way, my neighbors better get with it because that stroller is staying in the hallway.

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But I can't remember the person. Now I want to know who it is. I can't remember their name. But Ben was like obsessed. I'm like in this very sort of territorial era. I don't know if it's like the hormones, but like anytime Ben's texting someone, I'm like, who's your girlfriend? Like, and I'm really, and he's like, he talks to a lot of people and now he's only a lot.

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Yeah. The thing is, I used to like feel like, oh, I don't want to see all this like kid stuff. I thought that's how I was going to feel. I wouldn't want to like buy all this stuff because I don't want to see it. But like eventually by the time I got to the place where I was buying that stuff, like looking at it brought me joy. Now, I don't think that's what's going to happen for you.

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So a lot of people are like, is Claudia going to move to the suburbs? Is she going to move? And if there's anything that's going to push me, it's not going to be my family. It's going to be the fact that I have no place to hide all of that ugly shit. That is what's going to put me over the edge.

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yeah elbow room and we talked about that so yesterday Jackie and I dropped an episode on our patreon I want to talk about patreon really quickly because two things exciting one I just got an email that we've been actually asking patreon to do this for a while you can now buy patreon gift cards like for the holidays if there's someone in your life who's like always using your patreon account you can actually give them the gift of patreon and sign them up with their email and you pay for it so if you go to patreon.com there are now gift cards which I think is amazing and like with the holiday season I wanted to let everyone know that

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And two, we just dropped a brand new episode, like a big Q&A about like everything pregnancy wise, like from a lot of people want to know if I'm moving to Florida. I am not like stop saying it. I'm not trying to conceive journey conception. So I think we really covered everything that we had wanted to. It's a video and audio episode on patreon.com slash the toast.

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And yeah, that's what I wanted to say.

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Yeah, no, so I guess the only question we didn't get to is like, how do you feel about the incoming clutter? I could do a whole episode about that because I seriously feel really bad about it.

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Like, I feel scared. And like, where are my minimalist mamas? Like, I know. And so you always are saying like, the cave women did it. They didn't have a baby, Brezza. Like, why do I need all this stuff? Like, are there mamas who just don't? Like, I'm going to be the...

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It's like the de-influencer, non-consumer mama. Okay, well, the cave women didn't have formula and bottles, so they just breastfed and they didn't have dishes. If you want to strictly breastfeed, you don't need to get a Brezza.

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Okay, by the way, not enough people talk about how that is definitely a check in the column. I don't know if I'm going to be able to, but I'm going to try super hard just so I don't have to.

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No bottles, no pumping, no dishes. Oh, because that pump is so fucking big and ugly. Yeah, no taking the bottle with you on ice, wherever you want to go, just whip it out. Whip it. Yeah, whip it good. Whip it real good.

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Not enough people talk about that.

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Yeah, it's a major key. So that's what the cave women did. But then also when you want to be like a minimalist mama, then you have to just like be cautious of like sad beige territory. Yeah. Because the children do need colors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At some point. First, they can only see black and white anyway. But, like, eventually they need their primaries.

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And you're going to have to see that red, yellow, blue Roy G. Bibb in your house.

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I don't... By the way, I happen to love the rainbow. Like, I love color. Even though, like, my... design palette for my home is very much like neutrals and a splash of emerald. I happen to love the rainbow. I think it's so beautiful. And like, I love colors. Like I'm not put off. I just mean like in the kitchen, in the common spaces, like the Brezza.

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The Brezza for me is emblematic of like the baby consumerism industry and how it's like, oh, it's gotten a little too far. I saw a machine. that I think it's also made by Baby Brezza. So sorry for like dragging them, but I couldn't believe how stupid this was. Like that puts the formula and the water together for you. Mixes the formula, yeah. Like bitch, it's a scoop and a bottle of water.

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There are certain people the other day, he's like giggling in the bed, texting someone. I'm like, who are you texting? He says, Alex Gornaschelli. Now, Alex Porticelli is in the list of approved people Ben can talk to because, you know, she's married. She doesn't seem romantically interested in Ben, so I'll allow it. Everyone else... You gotta keep your eyes wide open.

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Like that to me is consumerism at its finest.

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People love that thing, but I've also- heard some bad stories about that thing where they've malfunctioned and they're not putting enough powder formula in the bottle. And like babies were like, the clinical term is called like, they're not thriving when they're like not gaining enough weight and like, developing and it was because of those Brezza machines.

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So if you follow the turdies, anti-consumerism, baby mama journey, then you won't have these problems. Just shake it. Like that to me was- Proud to say I never had one of those. And I guess like if I had the biggest house in the world, like seriously, the biggest house and I needed to fill it up with stuff and I had unlimited money and unlimited space, All right, maybe I would get it.

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You would get an espresso for your formula. But I actually wouldn't because I feel like it takes longer to make the bottle. Like, and the kid is screaming and I'm hungry. Shake it. I'd be like, Ben, what are you doing? He's like, I'm using the machine. Why? Like, do you know what I mean? Yeah. No, you're like standing there waiting. Yeah. Oh my God.

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To me, like that machine is emblematic of really what's wrong with like the baby industry and exploiting mothers, honestly. I agree, but I just want to let you know, like people love it. All right, sound off in the comments, you guys. Do I need one?

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no no shake it no yeah um so how do we get here oh yeah my back hurts that's that's what i'm dealing with so yeah i guess the thing is actually i don't know if i'm like gonna be able to breastfeed but i fucking better because i put off a breast reduction and lift seriously for 10 years because i'm like what if i want to breastfeed my kids and if it turns out that i can't and i could have had perky little tits 10 years ago i'm gonna be so mad

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Yeah, well, there's a lot of things that you can do to troubleshoot. It just sounds like more jobs, more work. Yeah, that's really so hard. Yeah, I know. I spoke to Chantal. Good, good. She makes it easier. She's got all the tips. Yeah, I mean, but for some people, it just comes really easy. It's the most natural thing in the world.

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Yeah, well, so that's what we were saying. There are girls who, like, you know, pregnancy is lovely and... boobies produce milk at no challenge, I have come to terms with the fact that I will literally never be one of those girls. And that's okay. Not everyone's as funny and beautiful as me. We all have been dealt different cards in life. Your singing voice, triple threat. That's a couple chips.

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Right now, my loaf is... I'm going to say it. My loaf is retarding in the fridge.

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Thank you, Tert. Fast-growing Tert.

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I think we both have the same memo today of just like cozy vibes.

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I always have that experience every time we get new merch. And that's why I was like, I'm good. I had this feeling last time. Let me go wear my old merch that I was desperate to wear. And to be honest, it solved the problem.

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But I just want to say like, shout out to this. It's going to look so good in our new studio. I just want to say shout out to this set. I love this set.

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I think I was PP. So this is a large set.

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That's literally what it's doing. That's a technical word. I know.

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I mean, listen, it's hard. Make it easier.

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Well, here's our first story. Actually, someone who recently experienced no longer being a medium. Sia files for divorce from her husband, Dan Bernard, after two years of maveridge, while also revealing that they had a child together 11 months ago. And she wasn't a medium.

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She had a baby. So when she was pregnant, she wasn't a medium. There you go.

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I'm calling a pregnant woman pregnant. How does that work for you? She wants to cancel me so bad today and I won't let it.

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i do i'm gonna catch you y'all just like i should i'll get you good sia has filed for divorce from her husband of two years dan bernard the petition obtained by page six also revealed the estranged couple welcomed a baby named somersault wonder the australian pop star who legally married dan in december 2022 cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split and listed the date of separation as march 18th 2025 okay so yesterday quote

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They were last seen out. It's usually like months ago.

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They were last seen out together in February of this month. Oh, so that's like something happened. Meanwhile, Somersault was born on March 27th, 2024, meaning the child is about to be one.

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Yeah. But she's also like made it so that we, she doesn't have a titillating personal life. She doesn't share a lot. Like we're conditioned to not really care or ask questions. I just, I actually also have felt like at times where she could literally be a whole nother person. She could like, you know, go to school with you and you wouldn't even know because she's Sia and then she's regular.

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My loaf is retarding in the fridge. When I'm done here. Okay, we know. When I'm done here, I will preheat my oven and I will have it ready for Shannon.

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Yeah, like you might not even realize that you're next to Sia at drop off. Right. Which is really nice for her. Yes, and somersault. Yeah, now like we're conditioned to just think she's regular and uninteresting.

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It's like a crazy celebrity name, sure. And what would you expect from Sia?

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Yeah, it's not the craziest, I'll say.

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First name, Somersault, like gymnastics. It's not even spelled like summer, like the season.

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Summer Moon and Somersault. Beautiful. You could have twins.

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Yeah. So like basically the bread keeps proofing. And you want it to proof like 10, 12 hours, but then you want it to stop proofing immediately, immediately. So you want to slow down slash retard the proofing process.

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I just spilled coffee, which is so weird. I drink coffee every day on the show.

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I don't know. I just feel like I'm malfunctioning. Yeah. I know how to drink coffee. I use the same mug every day. Nothing about that was new.

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Sort of like they have a sippy cup. But yeah.

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You know, I don't I don't feel that way. I just feel very inconvenienced.

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I don't know. Maybe it's Bruno. Oh, Bruno's here, you guys. If you're listening as a podcast, you're missing out.

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Bruno Sweets. Bruno Sweets. Bruno Sweets Wine Rib. I like that. Wine Rib.

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Yeah, I didn't even realize she was like in a marriage. Me neither. I know that she like has children. I think she's also adopted. Oh yeah. Some children. Yeah. So yeah, I feel like. You know, she's not conventional in terms of, like, I don't now need to see her, like, marry someone else. Like, I feel like she's whole, you know?

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I don't know what it was. So Amanda, her, she not skinny, but not fat had posted on her Instagram, the trailer of with luck, Megan, when it came out a couple of weeks ago. And she said, I'm scared for Megan, which that was like, that was her caption. Yeah. And she has since like explained what she was scared about, but that's all she said. And that could be interpreted so many ways.

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She was scared for Megan for what the response would be from this show.

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Like, I thought that was very clear. I don't know. Like, maybe like, I'm like, someone's like forcing her to do this. I'm scared for her.

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I just want to say, I think it's a little vague, which is why it's even more surprising that Megan responded to it. Because like, how did she know what she was responding to? In no way did I think it was shady. No, but it wasn't like heaping praise. You wouldn't be scared for someone if they were doing something amazing. You wouldn't be scared of their responses.

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Yeah. So we are stopping the proofing. And when it gets cold, then it no longer shall proof and it won't get overproofed. And then it can be ready for baking.

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Like, I don't understand. It was a premonition, like, based on what she was seeing. Like, it's not like everything else that Meghan has done before this. No one has been really, like, when the Oprah trailer, he wouldn't post, like, I'm scared. If you said I'm scared for Meghan, you wouldn't be at the reception and be like, oh, is it the royal family? Yeah, but the culture has shifted. Right.

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Right. So, anyways, she wrote a handwritten letter to Amanda. that Amanda shared on her Instagram, saying, Dear Amanda, I heard you were feeling scared. Don't be. This is the fun part. Let's enjoy it.

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She took Amanda's caption as shade. Like this is her clapping back. I do think so. This is not friendly. I'm shocked. I didn't think Amanda's thing was rude. This is not entirely friendly. And of everything that everyone says about Megan, in even plainer text, that she would respond to this vague take.

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Not even a take just a comment like a nothing that she would sit down get out her pen and her monogram stationary and what send a letter by get Amanda's address. Right. And send her a letter is such a weird look for Megan.

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Like, not the faking community with the slurs. Slur. You wouldn't expect it from them.

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Claudia, this is the fun part. Let's enjoy it. That's a threat. Do you think so? This is a threatening letter from an enemy. Oh, my God, it might as well have been written in blood. It might as well have been. Like, this is a threat. And it's just so crazy that, like... This is what she responds to. This is the only letter we've seen of this sort of thing, of her, like, responding to...

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And like this is something that she could have, if she like commented on what Amanda wrote and like said this, like, okay, okay, we've got a match. But to write the letter.

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Yeah, that is the thing about language. Like, things meet, like, not everything has changed, that has kept up with the times.

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Yeah, because it was such a blip on the screen. It's not like it's her Instagram bio, like, hi, I'm Amanda, and I'm scared for Megan.

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And then Amanda, as she's, like, talking about it, she said, beyond shook, beyond spiraling, did I smell the paper? Yes. Do I want my own monogram? Yes. Am I absolutely flabbergasted and obsessed? Fuck yes. At Megan, you have a fan for life.

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I just feel like if she wanted to like send a letter to Amanda to sort of like kill her with kindness, right? Cause that's, that is a way of, you know, shutting someone up, like to be the bigger, like to send a letter and then they know that you've seen what you, what they said. And like all of a sudden your tail between your legs.

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I feel like there's so many different things she could have said to accomplish that. And this is a very threatening letter. And the fact that Amanda's like, you know, totally disarmed. And it's like, love you forever.

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And maybe you're right. I'm just, I haven't even. I don't know. I'm not saying I'm right. I haven't even read what other people have said. Me neither. Let's game it out where it's not shady. Let's talk it through.

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I just feel like if you're going to support someone, like, yes, amongst other things, you could worry how it will be received for them.

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Mm-hmm. Wait, which word? Cigarette. Okay, okay. What do they call it?

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But that's not the first and only thing you say. This looks amazing. Megan's stepping into her truth. I worry about this. You know, there are so many other things. So her comment was shady.

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I would say she barely thought about it.

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Yeah, no, I totally agree with that. I don't even think she gave it a second thought. I think if you asked her what she meant by it, she might not even be able to tell us.

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Right. So the fact that Megan read it, internalized it, wrote a letter. This is weeks later, too, because she had shared the trailer.

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Yeah. I was feeling scared. About what? Yeah, like, what's wrong, Megan? Don't be. This is the fun part. Let's enjoy it. Because that's saying, like, if you don't enjoy it, you won't have fun.

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So... I guess we'll mind what we say.

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I feel like she had the biggest pit when she got the letter because that's the worst when you say something about someone, not even like a negative thing, just you say anything and it reaches them. Like seriously, I hate that.

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Yeah. So then the idea of them hearing it.

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No, this isn't like it's about you, but it's not for you.

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Yeah, it's really true. So I think when she got the letter, she probably had a pit, but I think now she's like, It's become like such a... Story.

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And I think it's like, it's a good look for Amanda and it's not a great look for Megan. Net, net.

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I don't think she takes time to listen to podcasts.

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If we clipped something we said about her, then maybe she would see it because I think she's on Instagram, but she's not listening to this Nalafi. Here's Megan!

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Well, you know what? I'll have to ask James.

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a waking and the thing is is we say such crazy things about people like of all the things that somebody could respond to what amanda said like what we don't even know if it was shady it's always that by the way it's always like the random thing that you said yeah because like if somebody can't respond to a fire point you can't like worry about it you know like i don't even want to know if somebody heard what i said if they want to say to me i actually don't want to know

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Oh, right, right. And you know what? I don't even care. Great, you listened to it and you didn't like it and you unfollowed us. Great.

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Great. Once we start censoring ourselves, we have lost it all. I'm never going to meet these people. I don't care.

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Are you ready for our next story? Three? Three? Yeah, I'm ready. Colleen Hoover put out a weird-ass Instagram video saying she's broke as shit after a merch sale amid the It Ends With Us drama.

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Great, please do. I'll just share the need to know details. Colleen Hoover is spilling the diet Pepsi tea.

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The author revealed that all of her merch on her website has been marked down to $10 an item amid the ongoing it ends with us drama, which was going to leave her quote broke as shit.

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Do you know what I mean? Yeah, she said that's like five times cheaper than what I paid for each item, which means by the end of the day today, I'm going to be broke as shit. Because I was about to be like, girl, merch is not your business.

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I'm talking. I'm literally stating facts. I'm sorry.

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Oh, wow. So this is really some muckraking over here.

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If they were like, pandemic breaks out at Toast Merch Warehouse. Because all the items are so sick.

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I just feel like the way that she's talking, it's just like not clear that she's joshing you.

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And I'll just say, like, this is why you should not seek out or follow your favorite authors on Instagram. It's never going to be what you want it to be. And it might ruin your favorite books.

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Bring back pen names. Yes. What's the one? Daniel Handler.

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All of that is happening because Shannon is coming. And I'm so excited to see my girl. She's performing tonight at the Dania Beach Improv. I'm going to go catch a show like sophisticated lady that I am. And I'm very excited for our evening and our slumber party.

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Lemony Snicket. Well, that was his pen name, Lemony Snicket. Got it. And I just said his real name.

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Yeah. Yeah. So Colleen's not going broke from the lawsuit that she's not involved in.

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It's true. It is true. Are you ready for our next story? Number four.

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She's staying upstairs. Last time she stayed upstairs, too, and that was before it was Pargy. Just, you know, a little bit of separation. Because the guest room downstairs, while Pargy, like, you're very much in my family. You're one of my children.

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Our next story, some intergalactic news that we actually haven't shared an update on since the news updated that I actually, a bit that I thought you would find was funny, but the astronauts are home. The astronauts.

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There's two that were stuck because the reunion video, I think that was where like part of the rescue happened. From the other rocket.

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Yeah. Yeah. And it's funny when she comes down to Earth, like, she looks different because her hair, like, because of gravity. Is settled. Yeah.

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No, I know. I saw, like... People were saying how in the past when people come back from space, they don't know how to walk. They drop everything because they forget about gravity. And they faint a lot. So it's actually going to be kind of a long journey for them to adjust back to Earth.

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But here's the jaw-dropping amount that the NASA astronauts, Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams, are likely to be paid after an eight-day mission that turned into nine months. Right. Do you sue... Or, like, don't you get paid handsomely?

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I'll come give you a bottle in the night.

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Yeah, so NASA is now expected to compensate the astronauts for their extended stay in space, though an exact figure has not been released. However, a former NASA astronaut, Katie Coleman, said that astronauts only receive their basic salary without overtime benefits for incidentals, a small amount they are legally obligated to pay you. She said, for me, it was around $4 a day.

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$600. For these people, they're estimating they would get about like $90,000 all in. It's not enough. It's not enough. Well, are they going to sue? Like, are they mad? I don't know.

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Yeah, exactly. So upstairs is nice.

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But you don't think it's also maybe, like, an astronaut's dream, like, that you get stuck in space? And I feel like they always – they did always know that they could come back because SpaceX could always get them because SpaceX, like, runs trips to the space station all the time. It was just a matter of, like, NASA – Politics.

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Yeah, politics, like, because it's a NASA mission, and, you know, then they had to go and ask Elon to pick them up.

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astronauts families are mad yeah because I stole my mom for 10 months in order to be an astronaut like you go through a lot of testing like mental and physical you have to be a very even keel person like that's that's like works well under pressure not someone who's just gonna fly off the handle because things right go the way that they said that they were gonna go so what you're saying is I couldn't be an astronaut you cannot be an astronaut however you're right in that their families don't go through that yeah their families can be emotional so I hope both families sort of band together um

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Yeah. Plus like the mental rehabilitation, the physical, the time lost with family.

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But so far the reunion and the rescue has been really positive. When they landed in the water, there was dolphins around the capsule. I don't give a fuck. Like we, it's all been joyous for sure. You want revenge now.

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I know, but they have the temperament of an astronaut. They are the elk of astronauts.

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Yeah, but I could also see this becoming a movie where like, you know, it's Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt and then they're stuck for 10 months and now they're fucking. And then they have to go home to their families, but they've fallen in love in space. And so maybe they like go back to like this, just like Kennedy Space Center. And they like go in the simulation where there's no gravity.

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And they can like recreate what they had.

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Inspired by real events. And we don't know that they didn't fall in love. We don't know what happened on that capsule.

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Did you have Cipriani meal? Yeah. Okay, good. What'd you have?

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If I have a hallmark, if I'm the wife back home, I'm pissed.

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I think they do. I mean, they have all the technology and the stratosphere.

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They're connected. They're connected. They could talk back home. Like, they have Wi-Fi. Yeah.

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They definitely have Kindle. Well, no. Maybe not because, like, Jeff Bezos. Because of Blue Sky. Yeah.

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They have, like, a Fire tablet. Yeah.

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Yeah. Plus they have Starlink Wi-Fi.

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Yeah. No, they were just in that even in that video where they're like reuniting and everyone's like bouncing off the walls. It's so crazy. It is really crazy.

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But obviously it would be up like a. Right.

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Ooh, could it be defying gravity, do you think?

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I feel like there are products that are like anti-gravity mist.

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Okay, let's put it to the test. SpaceX, here we come. So funny. Well, I'm happy for them. I'm happy these people are home. Get your money.

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Don't settle for anything less than a million.

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Then we're at a million. Are you ready for our next story that will lead into our TV recap of Summer House?

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Because our fifth and final story, like Craig and Paige are making news offline, off shows about their breakup. So first, the trailer for next week's Southern Charm, a little teaser drop. Next week, or sorry, tonight's episode of Southern Charm is the finale. So it's when we'll cut to winter.

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Craig goes to his buddies. She broke up with me. I bought a ring. And he says that Paige broke up with him over the phone after a great Thanksgiving together. So he tells Austin and Craig the story that pretty much we heard on Watch What Happens Live from him that they had a great Thanksgiving at her parents' house.

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Then like maybe one or two weeks later, she called him like, I think we need to break up. He waited a few days to like see her in person in New York. And then they like confirmed the breakup. And in those few days was like Southern Charm premiered. And then by Christmas, New Year's is when they told us. So he's sharing that on Southern Charm tonight. Like, I'm sad. Have to watch.

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Baby wanted penne a la vodka.

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But then Paige shared a lot of details about their relationship on the Summer House After Show with Amanda and Ciara. She said that she tolerated too much in her relationship with Craig.

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Yeah and maybe when they started dating they were like closer to the same page and then over the last three years they just moved further apart to where now they're just like even if someone's saying something with like a good fine intention it's just totally like misconstrued based on how different they are at this point.

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I am durn good. I'm durn spread thin is how I'm durn. I feel like I just can't catch up with myself. Do you know what I mean? You ever feel just so behind on things? I feel behind on things.

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Yeah. And a few weeks ago on Watch What Happens Live, Sierra had said that she wasn't shocked when they broke up. She's right. Yeah. So maybe over the summer she didn't see like what she's seeing now. But by the winter, like she knew that Paige was like having doubts and over it.

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Yeah, now things, for, like, a few weeks, they both really, like, wanted to take the high road. Like, relationships can end, but we have, like, love and respect for each other. And then after, like, the cheating allegations that, like, Craig refused to respond to. Get involved in. Now, like, things have turned nasty, and now they're hearing what the other person has said about them on their show.

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So then you just, like, then you want to get your side out. So now she's sharing a lot in the after show of Summer House. She said that she was really blinded in her relationship. She said, I think I loved him so much that I tolerated too much. And now that I'm out of it and I look back at things, I'm like, oh, wait.

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So she said any time she had a personal or professional milestone, Craig would find a way to make it about him. She said it was just embarrassing. So that's something that I look back on now and I'm like, oh, wow, I was really very blinded. I had to do a lot of damage control.

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She acknowledged that her tour for Giggly Squad also affected her relationship with Craig, who already thought that she worked too much. She said when I started having a panic attacks this fall while I was doing Giggly Squad shows, He just thought it was because I was working too much. So it played into his whole, well, you work too much and you shouldn't be doing all of this thing.

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She also said that Craig had once encouraged her to watch a documentary about Swedish pop group ABBA's journey with touring and how it, quote, ruined their marriages and their lives. She said, I was like, I just got a beta blocker prescription, but thank you so much for the nightly TV watch.

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Oh. Yeah. Oh, okay. Sorry, baby.

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yeah that's really what's happening because I can like he sees her diving into work as like a personal attack and she sees him like questioning her schedule as an attack on her accomplishments like no and her diving into work like for him it's like well he's right to feel like but what like are we gonna get married are we gonna have kids like those things can happen like that's fair but then for her it's so fair to be like of course I'm gonna this is a huge moment but also this is a huge moment for me yeah no like this is what I've been working for like this is my dream how can you what do you mean

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Your mic flag's upside down? Claudia, when will you understand?

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Well, not when I'm interrupted.

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But it's all good. Continue. I don't know what I'm saying.

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But then it's also weird that she's not like been there for Paige. One time to support her show, even though I know she supports her. But like, that's really weird.

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You've been you your whole life and you never made those farts. What's the difference now? Baby.

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No, and when you can see how the things that we see on TV might not be representative of the issues in your relationship for better or for worse. Like, of course we see that conversation between Paige and Craig and we're like, oh.

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doomsday is coming but like if they hadn't broken up six months later and they know that they've had conversations like that over the last five years on summer house this time it's like oh well of course they broke up but in the past it's like they're working through their issues yeah so i think amanda can understand how a conversation like that is on tv but we're working through our issues right right um in terms of the actual episode i thought it was a great episode i was cracking up i have you ever heard of putting like a birthday cake in the oven no to store

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But still, it doesn't need coldness because it has dairy. I don't know. Like you wouldn't put milk in the oven. Like you wouldn't put milk on the counter even. And if you're going to put it in the oven, why not just leave it on the counter?

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The oven is warmer and you don't want your warm dairy.

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I don't think so. To me, it makes no sense, but let us know. I mean, it would be great to, cause like that's like a little second fridge, but that doesn't make sense. Cause it's dairy.

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Yeah. And Jesse and Lexi are not together right now, right? I don't know. I know nothing. Yeah, that seems to be like a big mystery.

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Yeah, because next week it looks like they have a conversation about like why didn't we ever give it a shot?

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I don't know, but I'm gonna give Jesse the benefit of the doubt that like, cause like this week he really had his head aside from the leg and the humping. Like when he was in the gym, he was saying all the right things. I don't wanna have my head turned. Like I'm Alexi, I miss her. I'm having fun with my boys, but I miss her. So maybe he can hold onto that for a few more hours at the party.

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Especially from somebody who's married? There's literally never been worse advice. I was like, I wanted to shake Jessie. Don't do that. That's not a way to get one more bang in. That's a way to make sure you and Lexi never become exclusive.

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I understand. You know what I was thinking about the other day? Because I was thinking about your pregnancy and just how pregnancy is so, so hard. Seriously. I think about that all the time. Could you imagine being a surrogate? Just doing the pregnancy and not even getting the bundle of joy? How much would someone have to pay you? Seriously.

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Dig at Softbar. I think he's still mad at Austin Kroll for not getting Trap Hop off the ground after like seasons of promotion. And like then at the reunion, Andy's like, so where can you buy it? He's like, not yet.

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Yeah, that's really funny. And then, of course, Spring Summer Joggers, She Buy Charade.

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Which makes it weirder. Just be normal, you know, like just go to a party and like it doesn't have to be so much pressure.

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But I think he also, I think maybe like he's inherently like that, but then he also like heaps it on. Cause I think he like wants us to forget. that he ended the engagement, that Lindsay was going to marry him. He is the reason why they're not married and why she's not carrying his child. So I guess it's a good way to make us forget that because otherwise he's the villain.

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And I don't feel him as a villain because of the way that he carries himself.

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No, and he thinks it like helps him that like Lindsay moved on so quickly and that she's pregnant because he's still here. Like I'm celibate. Right. And literally acting like he got broken up with. I don't think anybody is falling for it. However, it has helped in like neutralizing any strong opinions that I had. Like, listen, bro, just go talk to your lemur girl. Okay.

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And then she's like, am I staying here? Maybe. Like, it was just no. That's no.

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Because like pirates have birds with them, like a parrot.

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Maybe she was like a dove. No, I think she said I'm a seagull. Well, I think they could also have seagulls. Maybe it's not only parrots.

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That's like one person shtick maybe from like Pirates of the Caribbean. Right, right. Let me see. Pirate birds.

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I know, but it's also, like, the issue, I think, regardless of, like, our personal, like, state. It's so hard. We have to take ourselves out of it. But I actually, when I'm watching this, they blur out, but it's like, I actually don't feel, like, attached to it in the moment. So the issue is that, like, Kyle has completely co-opted the show with Loverboy.

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And why can't, seriously, why can't anyone on the cast, let alone Loverboy,

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a castmate's boyfriend do anything with any other alcohol or canned cocktail company like why that's not right so even though it's very inconvenient for page that craig went and did this yes and it's gonna cause a bragus with kyle and amanda and that's very inconvenient and i don't want we don't want to fight with our friends they're wrong for um

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asserting that it has to be this way and only this way and nobody else whether they're cast members or not can do something with another brand like what you're not paying people no at its core and that's what's so interesting you know jesse solomon did like a big truly ad the other day I feel like at some point Kyle has to like just start to act normal about it.

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So why would he behave the same way with Spritz? Say that again? Why would he behave the same way about Spritz? Like, why would he pretend to be cool with it?

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And a pattern, and now he's trying to pretend like it's not a pattern.

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Yeah. Yeah. That's really interesting. But yeah, I just think it's crazy that there's this expectation of exclusivity for literally everyone in their orbit and only they're allowed to make money on canned cocktails and no one else can work in this huge space. And Craig was funny in the car about Kendall and Kylie, like such a random example, but so true.

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He's so funny. He's so funny.

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Yeah. And I think it was fair that like Craig didn't want to have the fight the first night.

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Yeah. And that's not like an in the weeds conversation. It's just like, man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Like, yeah, he has ish.

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Oh my gosh, I have to watch. I'm so excited.

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I didn't. And something crazy happened that I just wanted to mention. Oh, Vanita and JT, the girls are fighting. Oh my gosh.

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4238.005

Oh, like the Venmo and the $5,000? Yes, $5,000. Okay, because like Vanita has actually been vindicated because I told this to Ben, but I need to tell it to you because remember when JT said like, I don't want to date you, I have a girlfriend.

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Then they went to the Bahamas and he's like crying because he's fighting with everyone. And she goes up to his room and she's like putting the moves on him. And he's like says in his confessional how she's like throwing herself at him. And it's really hard to say no, but he has a girlfriend. And she's like, I want JT. I love JT. Me and JT. It's really crazy. And then she posted her Instagram story.

The Toast

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4265.407

The conversation where he told her that he has a girlfriend happened after the Bahamas. And they aired it before the Bahamas and made her look really stupid.

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4276.558

Yeah, really evil. So I was glad that she cleared her name, and I was like, okay, we can't, like, trust everything, but we know that it's TB. But, like, okay, Vanita, like, hasn't lost her damn mind.

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4286.786

Yeah, but she really cleared her name, and, like, people, we had moved on from it. And so JT, like, there was this, like, the thing with the barber. Oh, my God, it was, like, so crazy. Remember when I told you that someone goes to the same barber as JT, and then the barber... told, I told you in the preview for next week, someone goes to the same barber as JT, a random guy named Ryan.

The Toast

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4306.023

I don't even know who he is, why he's on the show. But he said that JT said to the barber something and then he told it to Levin. We're like waiting to see what it was. And it was really crazy. He said that the barber said that JT said, was talking about the show and the season and that like some black girl keeps coming on to me. Ooh. Yeah. And JT is flipping when Leva tells him this.

The Toast

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4326.255

And like Leva and Vanita hear this and they're like, that's not JT. Like we know him. He doesn't talk like that. He's a good person. Is the person that we know like not him at all? Did the barber make it up? So JT calls the barber on the spot. He was like, did I say this? And the barber was like, no, but I was saying to right. He was like, that might've been the way that I said it.

The Toast

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4345.453

retold it told it but that's not how you said it but it was like it was literally five minutes where it just goes from like all the way up to like oh it's nothing all the way down jt did not say he's like not he like that totally vindicated but i i feel like he's gonna quit the show and everyone says that he's gonna quit the show and that might have been something and anyways then something happened where venita said like oh really you weren't spending five thousand dollars on me take me out when i'm not your girlfriend she said something like that on her instagram and then he was like

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4372.307

no you paid for my suit because I was using a cane I left my credit card in the car and I paid you back I know and like here's the exact amount dollars and cents like she made it seem like he was like whining and dining her and like paying her oh that's bad yeah bad look but I'm gonna hold space for the next truth because that's what keeps happening where it's like wait that looks crazy even with the JT thing I'm like what how can he come out how can this not be true what Ryan's liar why would Ryan lie and they say Ryan's husband is black why would he just make this up right it was just like a bad game of telephone

The Toast

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4403.605

Poor Vanita. And she's like in her bed, she's like waiting to hear the truth. Like, is my friend a horrible, like I felt so bad for her. He felt so bad for her. It was just like a really bad moment and for nothing because it didn't happen.

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So I'll let you know what happens at the finale party. Molly is going to kiss Shep, though it doesn't look so romantic. Craig will give us the update on the breakup. Even though I don't think anything we're going to see tonight is something we don't know already. I feel like they've really teased everything.

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474.447

Okay, that's really sweet of you.

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479.288

Well, you know, I'm high risk, so I don't know that I could just be doing bonuses. Oh, she's hiding behind the high risk.

The Toast

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492.322

Yeah, I've got, you know, I've got stuff, so.

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507.629

That's a good way of thinking about it.

The Toast

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551.159

Okay. I support that. I support that. Well, thanks. Good to know that you would do it for me.

The Toast

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560.182

That's so beautiful, Claudia.

The Toast

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563.964

I don't really feel like we don't, we deserve it.

The Toast

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585.926

Yeah, she better take me to Tortuga. Correct. Then we can talk. Did you watch Summer House? I did watch Summer House. I'm excited to talk about it. Actually, our fifth and final story will lead into Summer House because there's a lot to talk about.

The Toast

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59.378

Well, I just feel like ever since this weekend, like I'm just constantly trying to like catch up with work and like just cleaning, putting my clothes away, just like a million things. And then something else comes up and I keep like having false starts on all these sourdough loaves. Like I just, I don't even have the time to do my sourdough. That's how you know.

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605.33

Okay. Um, what was it? What was Andy's mood last night? Like run for cover?

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624.059

No, and they're not like the most like tea spilling. No, especially of that cast.

The Toast

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635.63

Claudia, do you think our words reached him?

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658.786

Yeah, but the thing is, I sent you the clip. The clip was, they just were, it was a funny moment between Leslie Bibb and Garcelle arguing about Sutton injury. And that's what the person who posted it wanted to highlight. And I was like, Claudia, watch this clip because you will see Andy being a curmudgeon.

The Toast

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681.73

Yeah. And that's just one clip that wasn't even meaning to highlight that.

The Toast

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688.331

I think our words reached someone.

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705.237

I was like ready to not make it a story because I'm very sensitive now that I don't want to overdo it. However, like it's Thursday, which has historically been the worst day for stories. Not today though. I actually like our stories. And it's really so crazy. And we need to talk about it.

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724.431

Yeah. So I guess like instead of talking about what we're going to talk about, we could talk about the things that we say that we're going to talk about in the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

The Toast

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74.989

That I don't have two hours in my house where I'm not sleeping, where I can preheat the oven and bake the bread. I have not made a loaf. I'm attempting to make one today, but that's the real marker. Are you trying to make a loaf because you have company? Yes, because I have company. Shannon's coming. I have to have a fresh loaf for her. That's disgusting if I don't.

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Do I have an orange tree in my yard from fast-growing trees? And it is fast-growing. That's very beautiful. It's actually attracted this really beautiful red bird that comes to my tree every morning that I see out my window when I'm doing my makeup. And it's a really beautiful experience that I've not shared yet. It's like a Disney film. No, it really is. I take videos on my phone.

The Toast

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I feel like Molly Mae with her bird-watching camera. I take close-up videos on my phone. It's the prettiest bird I ever saw.

The Toast

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988.55

Oh, yeah. What zone you're in and what grows in your area. Like, I don't think I'm growing apples here in the Sunshine State, unfortunately.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

100.171

People who thought that of you obviously don't know you. First of all, you're pregnant. First of all.

The Toast

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1011.894

That's what I say. Everyone is so interested.

The Toast

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And then it was also like a content creator.

The Toast

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1040.443

But also, in this day and age, a successful podcaster does do all of those other things. Are you a podcaster? If you don't have a book.

The Toast

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1046.728

So I think they know that you have like multiple businesses when you say podcasting. And I also have to say, I think I told you this, but the show Nobody Wants This has done wonders for this conversation because whenever I say to people, especially older people, like, oh, I have a podcast. And especially when I say with my sister, they're like, like the show, nobody wants this.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1065.499

And I think that they portray it pretty well, except then they think it's like sex. And then I say, it's not like that. It's just comedy. I won't even let my sister listen to my episode of Jay Shetty. You think we're talking about? No, so it's really done wonders for that. And I just have to thank the Sisters Foster. I have to thank the Sisters Foster for a lot of things.

The Toast

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107.877

And second of all, you're an open book, especially when it comes to shit like that. Like if you had something done, what did they think? Like bleph or something? Oh my gosh, you'd be shouting it from the rooftops. How interesting. I would love to have a bleph right now. Do you think you'll have a bleph in your life?

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Oh, I do have to thank the Sisters Foster for a lot of things.

The Toast

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1126.402

So the mother and the two kids. The bodies are now in Israel for identification, so it'll be triple confirmed soon, but that is who they've said is coming, so now... And of course, there was a whole parade in Gaza of the... of the coffins, music playing, everyone came out to cheer, they brought their children. Just like a despicable society.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1155.227

They gave the coffins back, they were locked, they gave keys, the keys didn't open them. The level of psychological terror and warfare. These are not human beings with souls. These are awful, horrible people. The Jewish people are obviously in mourning today, I think, for humanity as well.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1172.639

And just talking about the Fosters, they've been very vocal in just saying the obvious things, which has been really hard for people with no brain cells, I guess.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1198.336

because they don't give a fuck like scrupled women that's what we were saying yesterday and i feel a lot of different ways about social media activism like you don't just need to post something to like say that you know hey like mark me safe like don't come after me but like the fact that some people wouldn't want people to know like hey i care about this like this bothers me and then there's also other people where they see this and it's like you don't feel compelled to say something just because what you've seen is so wrong and it's also the same people who are constantly posting about

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1223.656

perceived human rights issues and feminism and all the things that they're worried about. And like, this is seriously the worst thing I could possibly think of. I couldn't even think of it. A mother and her two children stolen from their home, not even by the terrorists, the military wing.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1237.422

By civilians who after the terrorists had come in, they came to loot and ravage the village and they found them. And rape. And they found them and they took them alive to Gaza and they're coming back in coffins. Yeah. And their dad was also taken separately. He came back alive two weeks ago. These are not people that you can live beside.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1259.071

So once this chapter of releases and exchanges closes, it can't go on this way. No.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1299.562

I don't know either. After being starved, tortured.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1311.814

Your wife, your children, her parents were killed. They were living in the same kibbutz. Their dog.

The Toast

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1328.724

The lack of outrage, the silence. They should have been returned immediately. Day one. And there wasn't that.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1336.209

Of course, but just the world failed them. They failed Israel, Jewish people around the world. It's... Horrible. It is. And then these displays, you know, all the innocent civilians coming out well fed. They get between 2,000 and 3,000 calories of aid.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Every single day with their posters that they print and their ceremonies. They're all overweight, even though they've been stuck for two days. No, please. I'm not like pussyfooting around here anymore. Once this release, it's over. It can't be this way. You can't live with people like this. This experiment of land for peace was a failure.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1375.044

And if they want to live underground, then they don't need a beautiful strip on the sea.

The Toast

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1392.253

Now, hey- We were doing a good job of keeping the show light, because I felt like even before, obviously that's what's on everyone's mind today, that's what our mind was on, and then we did our toasty thing and I was feeling a little better, but we had to- Now I feel worse. Of course, mention it, now I feel worse. We are gonna find a way to pivot, as we always do. But let's do that.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1409.319

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't throw up in my sleep last night.

The Toast

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It's okay, I use it as like a content room.

The Toast

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I do because it's so party and like it's right next to the studio so it's like my little office.

The Toast

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146.754

Yeah. Liposuction is like a little nothing burger though. That's like Botox.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1470.603

Oh, that's true. Oh, I guess you do work out of the home. Oh, yeah.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Oh, I commute. I'm a commuter. Commuting? Like, I was listening to such bops this morning. Timber, Teenage Dream. It's going down? Bang, bang. I was having so much fun. It's really important how you start. I know a lot of people come in and it's probably dreadful. But like, I feel like- It sets the tone.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1489.721

I feel like there are ways, of course, when you're done listening to the toast, where you can make it fun.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1524.97

Oh, I'm so sorry. But at least you had your coffee. I mean, you can't have a cigarette, so that's sad. One thing about pregnancy. I saw someone in front of me at a red light, like, ashing their cigarette. Bogan. Like, gotta spare. Something about being pregnant. Like, are pulled up by itself right next to it.

The Toast

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Whereas in the beginning I was like, I don't even miss it. That's so funny. I was actually thinking like when I'm driving, I get like really stressed out. I'm like, I kind of need a drink.

The Toast

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Anybody else need anything? Putting down the window, blasting the music. You're just like, ugh.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1639.947

So the more I drive, like especially today, like my commute was the same. I was on the same street. So it will start to lose its luster. But I do think if you get your license at 16 and then like when does it lose its luster? I feel like pretty quickly. I don't know. I'm going on two years now. But everything I do is like new sometimes.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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I also think like this summer, I didn't really drive last summer in the Hamptons at all. This summer, like I plan to. I won't ever stop talking about it.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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I feel like a lot of people who know me, not closely, but like acquaintances probably, I'm actually kind of quiet. I don't talk a lot. Sometimes I'm tired, but also I'm just not a big talker.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1686.915

I'm kind of shy. I think you guys know that now about me. I'm like, I'm shy. I'm very introverted. That's why I've taken to the internet. And so I think some people are like, wait, this girl talks for a living and she's not talking to me. Maybe she doesn't like me. Just get me in the car. She doesn't. Just ask me to drive you somewhere.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Well, okay, sue me. She's just chatting. Sue me for being excited. I feel like we should bring back exciting commutes. I know there's also been a lot of discourse recently about like back to office work. And you know what, typically I stopped waiting into it after you guys lost your goddamn minds. But like very much like, the world is on my side now. Like you've seen.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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I stopped like once, you know, I made my position clear. People didn't like it. I had nothing left to say. Except. So that was it. But now it's back in the conversation. Like people are going back to work. And I would just encourage you to like, make it fun, make the commute fun, listen to something great, find a great playlist, grab a coffee, cigarette, whatever you need.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1793.274

have a cigarette like on your way to work yeah and because the thing is you have to go back to work you have to go back to the office right what do you want to do about it you want to mope about it or you want to make it exciting like you're a teenager again and you just got your first car i'm ready for big tobacco to start sponsoring the toast like that's kind of money i need to live i agree and i feel like they've been barred by the fcc from advertising everywhere they can't even like advertise on their own packages it's like surgeon general warnings instead

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1818.797

You will die if you smoke this and people are still buying it. They love America. They like can't even have their branding on their cigarettes. Like it comes in just a carton. I don't think there's laws in podcasting yet. This is still the wild west.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

1832.421

Like Philip Morris. We can be bought and it's for less money than you think. It depends on for Philip Morris. It's less money than you think. Like for a smaller brand. I think it's like more money than you think.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Yeah, we did. But the good news is that there's not Wi-Fi here today. I barely have stories up. It's just one of those days. Without further ado-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

201.889

Oh, I actually don't remember, but I do remember that I deleted mine. In solidarity? Yeah, when Miley got a Twitter, I got a Twitter because I was like, that's how I can keep up with Miley as opposed to just like going to justjared.com slash backslash Miley Cyrus. Like I can follow her on Twitter. So I joined Twitter to follow along with Miley. And then the rumors were true.

The Toast

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You did a good job, but eventually it will be not feasible. So we'll have to come up with- Eventually, it might have to be your job because I actually can't breathe. Or we'll do like one ad after every story. People will love that. You will love it. You will love it. Our first story in, like, no particular order. The stories are, like, good but really random today. So just, like, don't judge.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2166.63

Oh, I was going to. No, no, no. I'm telling you. Okay. Cynthia Erivo will host the 2025 Tony Awards ceremony. So Cynthia Erivo will host the Tony Awards this June. This marks the first time her hosting. She obviously has a background in Broadway. And now she will play host at the Tony Awards ceremony. That feels right. I feel like she shouldn't have to work this hard. I agree. She's so talented.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

219.218

She deleted her Twitter. So I'm like, what am I doing here? And I deleted mine. And then later in life, I made another Twitter.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2190.57

Hosting is for people who don't have conventional talents, like me. And so you make the most of your personality. But when you are this level of singer.

The Toast

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2210.325

Yeah. I mean, this is like really great and exciting for the fans. I just like, it's a really, it's hard work.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2219.597

I do think like the Tonys are less cutthroat than the Golden Globes and the Oscars, mostly because like people don't really watch them. Yeah. And no, like just straight facts, because we didn't all see every Broadway show. It's like, you have to go to Broadway and then you probably see one show even if you take it. Even if you take a trip to Broadway, like you probably see one show or maybe two.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2236.133

And the fact that they're both nominated for Tony's like, it's very niche. So that's why people aren't as hard about it. I think it's just a small community and they support their own. So I think like everyone be nice to Cynthia, but it's like, you gotta work really hard. So I just don't know why she would want to do that when she's just so talented.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

225.062

But my first, I don't even remember the date. It was just like a Miley fan account.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2256.347

Yeah, unless like she wants to do more hosting, in which case I would say again, like why?

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2268.053

Yeah, or it's like if the career is stalled or whatever, but like all she has to do is sing and the jobs will come.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2281.193

Yeah, and hopefully she'll sing during the show, you know, maybe do like an opening musical number, a very cute Jackman.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2287.961

But again, that's a lot of work. Like, why? Yeah.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2305.64

Hear the sounds of marching feet. On the avenue, I'm taking you to 40 Second Street.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2351.053

Porchy? I know, that's what, we already had this conversation like a few months ago. Remember, we were like, we were having a parge off. Oh, okay. I mean, you actually talked about it on the show. You said something so funny when you were like, that loaf is so Queen Elizabeth's little boyfriend. Can I tell you?

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Like the first time you laughed so hard. Parchee. And the second time. That's hilarious. Literally, we were going back and forth. I think I made a Parchee loaf. And so we were saying, this loaf is...

The Toast

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In the sense that I made a loaf of bread because we weren't both standing around the toilet bowl talking about it.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

239.131

There was a lot to keep up with Miley. Like she was taking matters into her own hands.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2396.765

Maybe next time. And I said, this loaf is like Queen Elizabeth's little boyfriend. Parchee. That's funny. That is a funny joke. And you laughed so much in the moment and then you came on the show and you told everyone the funny thing that I said. So they will remember. The North remembers.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2423.761

Okay. Crunch, crunch, crunch. Do you take one or two? One. I feel like you take two. In a sitting? Like you take two Advil? I take two in a sitting. The back says like one or two, but like why not two?

The Toast

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243.774

Like sharing things going on in her life that we would never see on just Jared. So I had to join Twitter.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2447.749

I tried to keep it to like- And you could only have like five a day.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2457.613

Read the back. It says how many you should take in 24 hours.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2464.316

But you could have like calcium overdose, right? You could overdose on calcium. Very sad.

The Toast

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2479.385

That's not what it is. That's not what that means. That's not in there.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

2485.907

Okay, I'm keeping it under four. And also the fact that it's an odd number means at one point like you did take just one. When you take two at a time. Yeah, then I can only go to six and then like I get a bonus one. Yeah, I guess like right before bed, like a little top off. No, that's when you need the two. Maybe in the morning a little.

The Toast

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Cause he was there for us before all these other social media platforms were like posting carousels of like the same variant of the same picture, but like she moved her leg a little bit.

The Toast

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Yummo. Yeah, and now I know why I'm like choking on my own vomit in my sleep because I'm eating caramel milk chocolate before bed. You have to stop eating like after, you have to have dinner and be done. And it's really hard. That's seriously the hardest part.

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Oh, okay, then. Just wait. Going to bed without supper? Not to be a just wait, but just wait. Going to bed without supper is not an option for me. No, supper and then call it a night. Sorry, going to bed without two suppers is not an option for me. Our next story, Olivia Munn is recalling a traumatic experience on a movie set and a disrespectful seven-figure settlement that she turned down.

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So Olivia Munn went on Monica Lewinsky's podcast called Reclaiming. Okay, I've heard none of this. And she shared that while filming a movie, which she did not specify, however, like people are speculating. She also hasn't done like a million movies. And she talks about the time that it was in. So it's like we can figure it out. There's no Wi-Fi. Oh, right.

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She said that she had a traumatic experience that led her reporting issues to the movie studio. So she said, I had to file complaints with the studio and there's a lot of other things that go along with it. But I got to this place where I was offered a lot of money. Seven figures to accept, I guess, their apology and then taking acknowledgement of it.

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So seven figures is minimum $10 million, but it could be 99, right? Minimum one million. Oh my God. Wait. Seven figures is a million dollars. So between one and nine million.

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And it also really changes things, because no, she wasn't offered up to $100 million.

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No more erasure. Yeah. Yeah. Even though that was, which is really crazy.

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It doesn't matter what happens next, because you can retire. Between $1 and $9 is different for somebody at her tax bracket. And I also feel like it's leaning closer to $1, because I feel like when it's like $5 million, people will say mid-seven figures, right? Yeah. Or they'll say, hi, seven figures.

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People do it all the time. And I'm reading their business insider thing. I'm like, how much money? And it's confounding. And it's intentionally confusing. And she didn't want to say. So when I read this, I'm seeing a million. Cool mail. Just a million. Two or three. She said, seven figures to accept, I guess, their apology, them taking acknowledgement, and signing an NDA.

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She says she never considered discussing publicly what took place on the set. She just wanted to move on past it all. Still, she did not want to sign the NDA. She noted that these events took place during the resurgence of the Me Too movement, which gave momentum in 2017. So in 2018, she was filming a movie called The Predator. So that's what we can glean this what happened. Okay. Yeah.

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Something happened. She reported it. They wanted her to sign an NDA and take this money to, like, not say anything about it publicly, which she didn't sign it. She didn't say anything, like, until now. But she actually made a really good point, in addition to, you know, all the fire points that she made. Mm-hmm.

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Um, which she said that comes into the feistiness and about thinking things through and being so upset and frustrated that this would be the offer to me. I did not think about negotiating. I did not think about anything besides how disrespectful that was.

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She said that like if she had signed it, she was afraid that they like, then the studio would leak that she signed an NDA and people would like say, Oh, you only did it for the money. She was afraid that her voice and speaking up would just reverse any kind of validity to her voice.

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Cause like the fact that these are things you have to think about, like if you go through something traumatic, take the money. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, well, like, I don't know, a million dollars to Olivia Munn. Like, is that worth?

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Is that worth also kind of the potential of losing your credibility?

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He shall not be named, which is just so crazy.

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And now he goes online and talks about bullying and it's like, bruv.

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It's very beyond a chicken fry. Right. But she was offered like so much more. That's even crazier. Yeah.

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No. No, but there's a positive way to use that word. Like it means happy also. Oh, of course, of course. And like gay is fabulous. But it wasn't, Zach Bryan was not saying gay is fabulous. That's really crazy.

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so go go olivia munn go go you have to see women in podcasting making news are you ready for our next story which is um some interesting news that people are talking about that we haven't spoken about but um there is a woman on the internet named bonnie blue i think like separately we've each heard of her and

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Like I know because she's doing people's podcasts and I get clips. And then recently she did Sophia with an F, which I follow. So I got like a lot of her stuff, but I already knew who she was. And she is famous for sleeping with a thousand men.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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She did 1,057 men in under 24 hours. Overachiever. A couple things. First, there's another girl who does this too. They're both blonde British girls.

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I saw the other girl because I saw her describing her labiaplasty.

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So I'm glad that you cleared up those rumors about Claude's self.

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Honestly, sleeping with a thousand randos, if it's about money, is that the best way to get paid? You could become a high-end prostitute. You could make more money and sleep with less people and protect that bit of yourself a bit more. Yes, of course, we're not supposed to shame, but this is really shameful. I agree. I'm having a hard time being a supportive woman right now.

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I don't think you're expected to be a supportive woman. This is beyond the pale. And I think if as a society we can't say, this is not the greatest thing for women, then we've completely lost the plot. So I do think it's important that we can say that.

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So the story is that she is apparently pregnant. Now, Maury Povich has waited in and said, good luck to Bonnie. Like, I don't want to be a part of this because the question is, like, who's the father when there's a thousand men in 24 hours? And that's not to mention all the other hours of the other days. And her personal life. This is her professional life.

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I can't imagine she would do this challenge when she's ovulating.

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I know you might be on birth control, but like when you have like a thousand semen counts. It's only 99% effective. So if there's a thousand semens, you have like a... And if on your day of ovulation, like you will most likely get pregnant. I have to imagine she didn't do this on ovulation day. This seems like a follicular phase sort of thing.

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Yeah, I believe so. Definitely with – actually, I can't say definitely, and I didn't watch, and I'm sure if you watch, you would know, but probably with a condom.

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I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying.

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Yeah, especially cause when you see clips of her, it doesn't seem like she's lost her mind. No, no, she's extremely sound in mind. She's very proud of herself. She is. Like, she explains, like, her rationale for doing some of the things that she does. Like, how she has sex with, like, a father and son and says it's, like, so good for their relationship.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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How she has sex with, like, college or school. Jailbait. Yeah, they're not minors, but they're very, very young, like, schoolboys. That sounds like elementary school, but in Britain it's, like, college. Uni. Uni.

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uni and she says how it's like better that they have this experience with her than someone else because she's a safe space like she's she everyone's fucking her without a condom but they're getting tested and i maybe mental health counseling she provides okay so i had seen a clip on twitter oh she's also good for married men who want to have an affair because they're not felt like she's not connecting with them in an emotional way so like here come like

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Yeah. Well, the rumors are also true that my car can park itself.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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I understand the labiaplasty girl. And now I remember how I discovered her because I saw a clip. She was on a podcast and I don't remember who the inner, who she was talking to, but I feel like it was someone like conservative. It's Candace Owens. I know what you're talking about.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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When I turned down the street, I turned right behind you. I like saw your car, my husband's car. And I was like, oh my God, coachers. So she pulled in the exact spot that she was in yesterday. And there was another spot in front of her, just like yesterday, but Claudia was doing her thing. And I saw my spot from yesterday was open. Like we literally got to start all over again.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Okay. What I saw was, I think it was a man. I think it was, I don't remember who it was. I think she also did an interview that went viral on Pierce Morgan. Maybe it was Pierce Morgan, but I feel like I would have remembered that. It was someone talking to labiaplasty Lily. And at the end of it. So losing in the, in the fame game of being a professional whore. Right.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Which is good for her actually. At the, I think she, you know, stated her claims throughout the interview. And at the end of the interview, the guy was like, I just want you to know that you have choices. And it's Pierce Morgan. It's okay. And he gave her like a really uplifting speech. I don't know if it affected her whatsoever, but it was nice to hear. He was just like, you are loved.

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You have choices. You don't have to do this if you are not happy. It was like really nice of him.

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I agree. It's also really not my problem. I don't know her. She's so...

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It's not America's problem. I'm sure we have our own problems. Who's our Bonnie?

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Someone's going to step up to the plate.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Yeah, so that's how I feel. So that's why I wouldn't invite her on the toes. But it's actually cool that she went on Sophia with an F, like cool for Sophia.

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I actually think she wouldn't care. I think she'd say, thanks, you see me.

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Yeah. I will be shocked if like anything about what we just said is controversial.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Like it feels very obvious. No, it's like all about the sexual revolution. And to be honest. I just don't think this is what they meant.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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It's honestly like Groundhog's day because the car that wound up parking in front of you was another Tesla Model Y like yesterday. No, I literally think we're living in a simulation. I've never thought that before until today, when all the same parking spots are open, we get a second chance. Claudia parks in her spot, I drive a little forward.

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Yeah. What's the opposite of revolution? Retreat. I don't know. It's just like stop. Stop.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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If we had Wi-Fi, we could go to thesaurus.com. Let's see. Like regression?

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Dot com. Yeah. No Wi-Fi. Moving on to our next story. What number? It's not, you're not ready. Oh. Oh, I'm not ready. Okay. No.

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It's number four, but things are about to like get weird from here. So just, yeah, this is when the Wi-Fi crept up.

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lengthen it's not just volumize it's all i need you to separate i need you to lengthen i need you to volumize i need you to like lift and so to find a product that does all of those things is not easy i know you can't see claudia's eyes but i'm actually wearing this mascara today if you want to see it and for me you know what else i need in addition to all of those things i need to color my brows i need something with a wide wingspan that's going to get in every individual lash and make it brown because they're naturally blonde

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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People told me that my car can park itself, I just have to tap the P. So I line up my car, I'm like, don't need to stop at the P. I see. I never would have thought it would have been that simple. I see that it's always had like, whenever there's a parking space or if I'm in a parking lot, all the spots are lettered P. So I'm like, let me just tap it.

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Our next story, Delta is offering passengers who were on the plane that crashed in Toronto and flipped over. They're offering passengers $30,000 in exchange for their experience. I have two things to say. They're also saying that the offer is coming with no strings attached, which is like really big of them.

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My foot was not on the gas. Swerve and Mervin, this wheel is going crazy. perfect part job i watched it i was standing there waiting for you Oh, I was waiting for you. Well, you were just taking a while to get your bag.

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Yeah, so it wasn't an upside down Delta flight. They landed, they like crash landed. It was a bad landing and they flipped.

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Yeah, exactly. But in the meantime, Delta said that they're offering $30,000 to each passenger who was aboard the flight from Minneapolis that crashed and flipped upside down this week while trying to land in Toronto. All 80 people who were on the flight survived after the jet made the rough landing. 21 were taken to hospitals, but they are offering $30,000, no strings attached.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Well, we'll see whose fault it actually is. I think people have been watching the landing, saying they landed way too hard, like it's a pilot error. We'll find out. Is it a mechanics error? We'll find out. No, I never really, like when something so terrible happens, you're just lucky to have your life in a situation like this. What should and could the airline do for you?

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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And it's like, you can't really put a price on it, but if you were to, like $30,000 seems low.

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No, it's like when your flight's delayed, here's 5,000 miles. Right. Now it's like your flight landed upside down. Here's $30,000. Exactly. That's exactly what, that's a perfect, yes. And that, I understand like they're, They're inclined to do something like that. As I said, I hadn't thought about a price, but this just feels low. Like, hey, we almost killed you. Here's 30K. Yeah.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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You've had a traumatic experience. You'll probably need counseling. Is this just a flat amount?

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I think this is a flat amount. They're saying no strings attached, which is so sweet of them. What kind of strings would they attach? Like, oh, you can only spend it at Delta. Classic. It's a credit.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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You might have PTSD too. Of course. It's not just being like, I don't want to do that again. Yeah. No, it's fully traumatizing. Yeah. So just doesn't seem like enough. I don't know what they could do. I don't know what they could do, but I do think like accountability is a good place to start. Like get the black box. Where's the black box from the other plane?

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Cheers to a great day. Cheers to. What hopefully will be. What will hopefully be a great episode. Like we're together in our commuter studio life, which is kind of feeling like the life we were made for.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Like, I feel like these things are kind of coming, like falling out of the conversation. Where is Malaysia flight? I love how we all know what a black box is.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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But now anytime something happens with a plane, we're like, well, get me the black box, get me the black box. And I just feel like I need a movie called black box. We're not getting enough black box footage, intelligence recordings.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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It's that's why like, it's such a famed thing. It's like every day, every, everything that happened inside the plane.

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Show me, show me, please. Send it to me, Rachel. Right, and they have the black box from D.C. What happened? Release the tapes. I think the helicopter probably had a black box, too. Delta Airlines, welcome to your tape. And we need the black box here. That's where you could start. We'll talk 30K later.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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You can buy me, and if you could, your price is too low.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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So we shall see. Our fifth and final story is actually just going to be a Summer House recap, if that's okay. Like the Wi-Fi ran out. The time is running out as well. And there's nothing less to talk about. And we want to talk about Summer House.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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And if anything, the couple that was engaged like should have been more awkward and more feelings. And she's so moved on. It's not even like she's like treating him poorly because she's mad. She's not mad. She's not sad. She's not glad. She doesn't care. And that's the best place to be in.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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And I do feel like- Just waiting for it to be over. He knows he has to take his punishment and there's gonna be conversations about it. And he's not responding because he just wants it to be over. And there's nothing that he can say that will make it better because if he defends himself, or tries to justify what he did will be like, how could you even defend yourself?

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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And then if he admits to it, even though I don't think that's how he feels, so he can't defend himself, so therefore he is saying nothing, which is infuriating, especially if you're someone like Sierra who still cares and it's like, even though you're fighting, he's talking to you.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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We're on bad terms, but we're doing this.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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punished yeah he's taken even though it for some reason he's getting all these write-ups from like major press what the fuck is the new york times interviewing him i have no idea um but i do feel like we know he was so made fun of we made fun of him so hard like it's a new season like he's not my favorite at all but i'm like tabula rasa he's here he's in the house like we have to watch him so just do whatever you're gonna do yeah um so i agree it was like

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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overkill a little bit. If we're not gonna like move forward and there's nothing that he can do to remedy this situation. Like this will always be like a demerit. In his column. In his column. But like he's, you're still on the show. So let's have something new to do.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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And as we told you guys on Tuesday, Claudia was adamant that she wasn't coming here this weekend or this week. So I made other plans. And I had a full house up until yesterday. So you got a hotel. And let me say this.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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But I also think their conversations are going to go nowhere because... I don't know what she wants out of him, what he could possibly say. I don't think she will ever feel like she got what she wanted from a conversation with him because what she wants is like him to want her more, but she couldn't even take him back because he disrespected her. So there's just like,

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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It really isn't as she should be. And she should be peaceful and she should be happy. And it seems like she is. So I need the storyline to move on from West and Sierra because there's nothing left there. There just isn't. And I actually understood him when he was like the whole, and he's such a loser for caring, like what the fans think about him and that being his like,

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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driving force and can't just live his life without thinking about how it's going to play. And Ciara was giving him good advice, being like, you're up one day, you're down the next. Stop living your life for these people. Live your life and the rest will come. But I understand after the reunion, biggest loser on Earth. On the planet. Weirdly, the New York Times wants to interview him.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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He has his chance to defend himself. So why wouldn't he do that? I understood what he said when he said that he never thought that the things that he said in that article would be so bothersome to Sierra. He's just kind of explaining again what happened.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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And she was talking a lot about the article and things that he said. And I thought about going to read it.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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It didn't even cross my mind. But I don't have a New York Times subscription. So I just didn't want to like deal with the paywall. Yeah. But no, the pull quotes was that like. He said, she's not my person.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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She's giving friend of, but she's like a full-time resident of the home. By the way, it's still the first weekend. I feel like we just need to mention that. We're getting three episodes of the first weekend. Today is Saturday. They arrived on a Thursday. Last week was Thursday. Today is Saturday. And next week is the Saturday party. So I'm a little miffed about that.

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This has been really great. And like, this is great for like work-life balance too.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Oh, I didn't even put that together. It's a little annoying. Well, they have to do that because they all go back to the city on the weekdays. Yes. This episode, I enjoyed parts of it because there was like, I liked the people, but nothing happened. It was like a little bit of a waste of time.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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She like comes back to the city every week, talks shit about the show, talks shit about the cast members and tells everyone what's going on in the house and like spoiling the show. So production confronted her like, what are, what is you doing? And then she never showed up again. Correct. So I think,

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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They literally left the house at 10.30. She said we went out dancing for one hour.

The Toast

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And that was her best friend, not her boyfriend?

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

4648.648

It looks like they're all kissy and I didn't hear when she spoke about him. I didn't hear if she said friend.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Not on a make out. If they had slept together. Yeah, of course. headed that way. I know, and I know you're not supposed to move this quickly in a relationship, and I know that's just a rule because. But it's true love's gifts. And I'm trying to remember why it's bad, and how do you even slow down at this point? They're obviously moving too quickly. Yeah. They'll be fizzled by within two.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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We're loving using. I went to the spa, we went to the beach. I'm loving the Coach Hotel. I'm not offended because I'm loving it too.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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It's better to take things slow, but how can they slow down when they just want to be around each other and talk to each other and touch each other? And they are. How can you take it slow when you're living together? Yeah. It's giving Ron and Sam.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

4705.083

Yeah, just that two people came into the house and they were attracted to each other and were off to the races.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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I don't think it's gonna be toxic because they're not toxic people. I just think it's gonna fizzle out so quickly and like, you know, maybe this is why people should take things slow because Jesse doesn't have enough time to like,

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

4724.281

change his behavior I feel like sometimes when you're like gradually moving towards a relationship you slowly start talking to other people you slowly realize I only want to spend time with this person but for him to like in two days be a completely different person than he was two days ago and talk to girls differently and go out differently that doesn't happen and maybe that's amongst the reasons why going so quickly doesn't work

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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We would have thought like, oh, she's changed and they're gonna grow together. And I feel like even if it was just one of the things that she had mentioned, that can destabilize a relationship. Like her just saying, I'm different than the person I was three years ago. I'm so much busier.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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You do say it in a very queer fashion.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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So one, it's hard to be in a long distance relationship when you're that busy and you can't come for one week and he can't come the next week. Then she also says that she changes her mind about a lot of things that in the beginning, and that can also just deteriorate a relationship when you have different ideas of the future.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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So between everything that she said, it's like, oh, if they weren't together, if they were still together, it would kind of be like a red flag, but people can grow together and change together. Maybe Craig changed his mind on those things too, like he was saying on Southern Charm to his friends and the boys were like, okay, sure you did, Craig.

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And then also with the new studio, the studio revamp, we're only set up for one person. I can't record to people in my studio on video anymore. And I can do audio if you wanna sit on the floor. So we have to go, we have to outsource. So things are changing. But we found a beautiful home here.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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But I do think that's what happened in their relationship. And that's why to me, like as much as now they hate each other, like nothing went wrong. People just change and you grow apart and you just like have different ideas of the future and you break up and it's sad. But nobody did something wrong.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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For Lindsay, and especially now, like who knows what she'll be able to do this summer, like now that she has a baby, maybe she can't come to the summer house. Definitely her career is changing, but you're about to have a baby, like you're gonna work as much as you possibly can. I understand why Lindsay's there. I don't understand why Carl's there.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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He really doesn't add much to the show, aside from being like, you know, the Lindsay storyline. Go enjoy your life. Like he's a completely different person than he was when he came on the show a million years ago.

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I was like, is anybody going to thank him? And it turned out to be Lindsay. But I think that he could move on. But now he has soft bar, and he needs this platform.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

4934.625

I want to meet someone. Go meet someone. You don't have to wait until July 4th. You're in New York City. Go meet someone.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

4944.347

And it's the same three friends that they've been inviting for the last eight years.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

4947.888

Okay. Right. You're going to meet someone. Watch you meet someone next week. What else?

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

4978.74

Yeah. I just like we need to get into the season. We're not there yet. They've been there two days. They made like a lot of content. Yeah. Thankfully, I like all the people. So like I'll literally just watch Lexi and Jesse just hugging.

The Toast

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And we found, like, this is just, necessity is the mother of invention because we've seriously never been happier. And you know, and I've never, ever been happier.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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It's a pleasure. And I like the steak dinner. I like watching them cook. I like seeing who cleans like it. So it's it's. I'm enjoying my time, I'm not watching Love is Blind dreadfully. But as far as plot, move it along. Yeah, it's not the most plotty. No, there was not plot.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

5.139

Happy Thursday. Happy Thursday. This week is just not like other weeks. Of course, it was a shirt week.

The Toast

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518.887

It's so real ones podcasting. Like, if you're a real one with a podcast, it looks like this. And you know what?

The Toast

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Now our clips will look like the elk of podcasters.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Oh, that's funny, because I feel like in this studio, it's very clear these are not our microphones. I feel like people would comment that in our frame situation, because we own those things. We forgot our mic flags again today.

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Next time that we're here for a bit of a duration, like we're bringing trinkets for the shelves. We're bringing a suitcase. We're going to make it our own. I like my suitcase. We are bringing a suitcase. We are. Full of cleaning materials.

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Yeah, but I think sometimes she adds a nice touch.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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We're happy to be a part of like the podcasting world.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

634.569

Well, I had a mean thing to say, so I said that off air. Well, as you of course should. Yeah, I wasn't gonna say that on the show, but I just wanted you to know how I felt. Of course, of course. And it's like, I would say like some mean stuff on the show, but it was like category of mean that I'm not saying.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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There's show talk and then there's like off show talk.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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you either would hate us or like seriously i think we're no it's even better than show talk it's like the real stuff but then sometimes we're doing off show talk i'm like i don't give a anyone can hear this Like, you know, if we were at like lunch or something, we're having, I was like, I don't care.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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Why are you not thinking of me and remembering things that I tell you?

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

691.553

I don't give a, she literally didn't give a fuck. Yeah. But sometimes I'm like speaking like in.

The Toast

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703.71

Yeah, even in my own house, if I'm saying something, I'm like, under.

The Toast

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725.704

Whenever I'm saying something really nasty, what I have to do is just like say a couple nice things before it.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

758.643

She's listening for her name, she says. Speaking to her, if you're not speaking to her. I didn't even know I had an Alexa until I was watching one of Shannon's stories.

The Toast

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Yeah, well, that too. But I just feel like, I would say to your face. Get the fuck out of my face, though. I literally didn't even know I had an Alexa until I was watching Shannon's stories and she was talking to hers and mine started going.

The Toast

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It's under my living room TV. Now, the good news is I don't do any interesting conversation in my living room whatsoever. That's not where it goes down.

The Toast

The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

812.2

Oh, that's good. Yeah. And like you have like the stone walls they can't get through. It's a little echo-y actually. If you're like listening through my vents. It's like reverberating to your neighbors. Correct. That's funny. But we don't really say anything bad because we're like lovely, nice girls and we love everyone.

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Yeah. Yeah. No, it's fine. Like, it's been fine.

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No, as I get older, I feel much more comfortable.

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The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

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You know? Yeah. I guess that's how old people, like grannies. They don't give a fuck. And they'll say it to your face. Yep. And I see how you get there.

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No, and it's so pertinent to the present day because so many people talk like, they don't realize it, but the way that they talk about their businesses and their creations.

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That guy who's like, I'm around a lot of aesthetics. I have a high bar for beauty. That's what a plastic surgeon says. He's not the doctor. He's not even like the RN who does the bits and bobs. And it makes you, it begs the question, what kind of business y'all in? He kind of just like walks into the receptionist and like drops off the things that they ordered. Correct.

The Toast

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So he sees Botox in the waiting room? He's a clerk. Like...

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I heard you've been watching Full Swing. And I so crazy said to Ben, like, how good of a wife am I? Jackie's watching Full Swing. She says, you will love it. Let's watch it. And that's me being generous. Like, that's a show about your fucking interests. No.

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Like the whole not eating, not drinking thing. Like it's just not, it's not the vibe. So Prolon is like kind of brilliant because their nutrition program that literally lets you eat, like you're having snacks, soups, but it tricks your body into thinking that it's fasting. So you're getting all the benefits of fasting without the actual fasting.

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Well, first of all, we're watching Parenthood. I hate it so much. And he loves it. Oh, my God. So he thinks I'm just like trying to get him off of, he thinks I'm trying to get him off of parenthood, which I am. But like, I think this is an even better option. And he was like, no, we started it once. You didn't like it. Oh, okay. Gaslight me straight to my fucking face. I've never seen the show.

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I'm a beautiful girl. Or at least I was.

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I agree. I'm so glad you brought that up.

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I don't know if I ever like was putting that together.

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I think it's, oh my God. I think it's a good selection. I think it, the thing is, I know Nate Bargatze like culturally. Like I've never heard this man stand up. I think, but he comes from like, he's like the elk of like a digital podcaster. He got his real cult-like fan base from the internet. So I think it's-

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Comedian, excuse me. But he like hangs out with all those podcaster comedians. Yeah, he's one of them. I loop him in with them and I'm always saying... I loop him in with Shane Gillis.

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I do know that like a fun fact about him is that he's a bit of a clean comic. Like he doesn't even curse. So that will be interesting because I don't think that's usually the elk of hosts, even though I think most recently like Conan, who's not clean, but a little bit more family friendly. I feel like that really didn't help him. What did he host?

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Right. Yeah. But I think Nate can do it. Like every time Nate does something and gets selected for like something big, people are so excited about it. Like he hosted SNL and I think he's about to host again. His fans are freaking, like everyone loves it. So I think this is actually a very good choice. And it's out of the Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy category.

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1355.167

Agreed. And funny comedians who are the elk of, you know, internet folk, even though he's not really internet.

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Yes. I loop him in with that group of man.

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Like he might be in the group chat that Andrew Schultz was telling us about, you know? Yeah.

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I know. Does he even have a podcast?

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Oh, yeah, he does have a podcast. It's called Nate Land. They released an episode one day ago. Okay, I've not heard of it. Me neither. I don't think his podcast is actually very big.

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His stand-up specials are really popular. That's what I think catapulted him to another tier. His last couple of ones have all been on Netflix, and they've been enormously popular. Great.

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And I think you would love it. Congrats, Nate. Congrats, Nate. You did it. Congrats, grads. Even though this is like a job that I think people like, you obviously want to book it. It's a huge opportunity. But when it comes to actually doing it, it's like, ugh.

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Okay, September 14th, like, it's after Labor Day. We're all back at work. Like, I might watch it.

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1479.011

I thought you were saying, like, June.

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You said early summer. I didn't say early. And then it also reminded me that we spent last summer watching the Olympics and how much fun that was. And that we're not going to have that this summer. Not to be, like, negative. Just it reminded me.

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Yeah, we need to make something our thing this summer.

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Literally, maternity break swirlies.

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Well, I'm really struggling finding, like, a show now, so I'm worried.

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Wait, that actually sounds like a really cute concept for a show. It's giving like House of DVF or whatever. But like House of Jimmy? Yeah. No, but I guess they're going to be working for different brands. Like, they get a campaign for, you know.

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Yeah, who doesn't have a love of marketing?

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She's Tim Gunn. Yeah, she's Tim Gunn, right?

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No, I love her getting opportunities like obsessed to give her all the roles. But in terms of like the framework of the show, like I see her very much as like a neutral sort of kind of almost like RuPaul's like a judge, like a Tim Gunn. Yeah, the mentor. Yeah, the mentor. Very Patricia Altschul. Yeah. Patricia Altschul. Yeah.

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I hear you and I concur like what Jimmy's role on the show is and his connection to marketing. But maybe it's just a gig, you know?

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Are the contestants like just like marketers? I think they are professional marketers. Olivia should apply. By the way, Olivia should apply. Girl Boss Town should apply.

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Why? Like she would crush. She would win.

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Right. Right. Right. Are they entry level? Like who are these people? I don't know.

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It's going to be for girls who work in marketing. What nobody wants this was for girls who podcast.

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No, and the show itself is kind of brilliant because- I don't agree with you then. Yeah, actually, I don't agree with that.

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Really? I don't know that about you. Like, what are you talking about?

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Okay. Well, you haven't in the past. Like, why would I think that about you?

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the questions that they're asking these players at the press conferences like are crazy like might as well they might as well be like would you behead someone and drag them through the street like would you right when the live golf drama was happening in real time like it was all my husband spoke about so i'm pretty well versed on it and it was really crazy but ben was like fuck it like take the money like why should everyone be so beholden to pga and they're like crazy rules whereas like there could be other leagues like why can we all play in different leagues

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I don't think you would be bad at it. I think if you were put in this show, like you would rise to the occasion. But I wouldn't think of you as like, oh, Jackie has to go on this show.

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Yeah, because you just chose the brand that like you use and align with the most. Like Jackie Duncan.

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I would do a campaign to bring back their chocolate chip cookies.

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Okay. Your husband should apply for this show.

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So when I say that, when I think of a type of person, yes, your husband would be good. I don't think of you. I think of your husband. But if you were cast on the show, I don't think you would be the first out. I think you would make it quite far.

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Your husband literally should apply for this show. It's so him. He has so many great ideas.

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I kind of would too. It is giving, you know, the big shot with Bethany.

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It is. Like people just like, you're not winning. Like America's Next Top Model, you're going to become famous. Like if you win this competition, like all you get is a job. Yeah, that's true.

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Agreed. And bringing bows in is sort of icing on the cake. Inspired. Inspired. Yeah. So. Oh, I'm sorry. And what I was going to say is the show. Maybe that will be our show of the summer. I'm so down. The show in and of itself is quite brilliant because them having brands come on every episode, the brand has to pay to be featured as the lead, whatever.

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So the show in and of itself is successful before it even, if nobody watches it, the show is successful.

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agency yeah and then whoever watched the show like if i saw if the person who won like was amazing and we ever needed a marketing agency like i would reach out to that person yes you know what because i often wonder i only ever watched celebrity apprentice obviously because i'm normal um and i only watched the season with joan rivers because i'm also normal but i know that there was a show with regular actual successful business people and bill ransick yeah bill ransick juliana ransick's husband is like one of the most well-known winners and he went on to do you know they're very successful um but like at what

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business but what kind of business you win right that's what the show should be called but on brand is good yeah on brand is on brand but it should have been what kind of business y'all in marketing okay sure i like this show a lot and i probably would have clowned on it before they said bose was involved yeah but now i'm like it's amazing yeah agreed it should have been don draper

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100% Jon Hamm should host it. I feel like he's showing up for everything these days.

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No, he's giving like a little overexposed.

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I know. He's like doing too many projects. Like Landman, that Apple TV show.

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Yeah, he's just like doing too much. I feel like maybe he has like a... Like he lives an expensive life, you know? Like he just needs to keep working. Maybe he has like a lot of kids or something.

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Correct. Maybe he collects Birkin bags.

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And left us seriously gagged wanting more.

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Yeah, like she is the definition of a multi-hyphenate. She's like so good at everything that she just had to choose one. And she chose acting, which I understand. But like she was an amazing pop star. She was well on her way to becoming huge. She was opening now, obviously opening for Katy Perry doesn't mean as much now as it once did. But on the Prism world tour, like it was huge.

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Or maybe it was Wonder. No, it was Prism. Yeah. And like, she was global. She was really on her way. Like when you think of how short lived her music career was, but how many hits she had, like, it's actually really impressive. Yeah, definitely. So, but she chose acting. She must've liked it like a little bit more and she's great at it too. Yeah. And she's been acting since she was eight.

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True grit. That's her thing. Yeah. She came on the scene being like that young swirly at the Oscars.

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It's the butterfly effect. Like if you had continued being a pop star, like what would we make of Josh Allen?

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Right, right. Phil Mickelson specifically. And I think that's why this particular Masters was sort of kind of crazy, because Bryson is one of the guys who went to live and took the money.

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By Hailey Seinfeld. It's one of the best pop songs of the last century. But just don't listen to the lyrics too close because you'll realize it's a song about masturbation.

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Okay, she has so many. Ready? I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you. Okay. In capital letters. Oh, that's really good. Let me go with Alesso. I mean, like, I know it, but it's not coming to mind. I'm sure it's like... Oh, classic, yeah. In the ways I couldn't. Okay, Love Myself. Oh, Jackie. Most girls are smart and strong and beautiful. Coast with Anderson .Paak. That's the new one.

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It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. Yeah, okay, things we did, made it to the latter half of the week, like not a big deal.

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Interesting. No, and Dangerous from Sinners. Got it, got it. Rock Bottom. Now we're getting to songs I don't know.

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but don't forget something a discography she can and should be proud of well just pitch perfect was like a perfect blend of her two loves a blockbuster hit and dancing and singing and singing so maybe maybe the lesson here is we need a pitch perfect for maybe the lesson here is trust Haley trust Haley I agree and I do trust Haley I'm not even mad at her like in the way that like people are mad at Rihanna for choosing makeup over music yeah I'm just sort of like sad for myself

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And I want her to know, like, when she does want to come back in any capacity, like, I'm sad. I'm ready. I will support.

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That's also a great way to blend your two loves. Like, accept roles where they let you write original music for the soundtrack. I love that. She should be in Hunger Games. Like, the Hunger Games soundtrack is always, like, a big...

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thing yeah you see the new hunger games no but it's so true you and i will be safe and sound what about are you are you oh are you into the tree the tree they hung up and then olivia rodrigo just had a big song murder three

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strange that's so creepy no stranger would it be that song was a cultural reset it was that song was on par with uh-huh i got my ticket for the long way around nobody was more influenced nobody was more influenced by that than us, like, oh my god, we were slapping those cups all fucking day long.

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And the fun thing was, like, we already knew the cup melody, because if you went to camp, you knew that cup little jingle. But everybody thought it was, like, original to... Anna Kendrick? No, no, bitch, we were doing that at camp. Like, everybody knew, red solo cup, flip it over. Like, please. Are you?

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Do you think they're able to originate, like, who came up with that cup beat thing? No. Did they have to pay someone? No, that's like... Folklore. Folklore. And not the Taylor Swift sense. I mean, the original definition of the word. Yeah.

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Well, actually, I don't know if you saw the girl who invented the apple dance. So I guess she copyrighted her dance, which she should like. OK. And Charlie XS is doing something with Fortnite and Fortnite was working with her to license the dance. And they didn't come to an agreement or whatever. And then they just used the dance. So she's suing them now.

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so I happen to see her all over my TikTok and she's very like, um, she has her armpits grown out. Like she's very hippie. So she's not suing any individual. Like that's not her. But then like people found out she's like low key, really rich.

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Her family has like this huge house in Hawaii, but she's like all about like, she's, she's a kind of like a communist, you know, like, uh, and everybody's, she's like taking a vlog, like going to Hawaii and people like, wait, why are you in Hawaii? Cause you know, you're not supposed to visit Hawaii. If you're not from Hawaii, it's like bad. Um,

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Well, she's like, well, me and my family have a house here, so we're not visiting. So we're from here, right. Right. And then they were like, wait, your family has a house here? And then people found out she's really rich.

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Which makes sense as to why she was able to secure legal lawyer up copyrights to Fortnite. But she's always remember when they nominated her for VMA and didn't invite her. And she's like always making news. She's like she demands respect for creating this dance. And I actually really respect it.

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We talked about it on the toast. Yes, we did. People make dances every day on the talk. Yes, but hers went super viral and she got nominated for a VMA, her dance. It was like best dance. They came up with like some category. Okay. And they didn't even invite her.

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Of course I did. She almost flashed her titties.

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And Alex Kosani, Fashion Girlies. I know Gabriette. Oh, I know Alex. Don't push me. Of course. Don't push me. I know Gabriette, of course, as it pertains to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills of it all.

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well, they say Amelia actually looks like Gabriette and like Amelia copies everything Gabriette does. But then Amelia and Gabriette just did a campaign together. It was kind of like a, you know, it was, I forget what it was for, but it was very much like, you know, calling off the dogs. Like we are good.

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No, like PGA just like was the only game in town and like somebody else like decided to like do stuff and they were being like weenies about it. Except like Masters and US Open are not PGA. No, no, it's all a part of the PGA. Like PGA is like the whole league. It's like the NBA.

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No, and especially like if you've been following, like Amelia Gray wasn't born this way. Like she made herself look like

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I think that Nate Bargatze like has a family.

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Yeah, I think his son is like three.

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So you're shipping her with a three-year-old.

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Is it our fourth story that's brought to you by purely Elizabeth? Okay. Proud moment. Like I was in the grocery store and with Ben and he needed granola and we went to like the aisle where the granola is and they had purely Elizabeth. I'm like, Oh, this is a show sponsor. You should try it. And you know, he's like so against like trying stuff. Um, and he bought a couple of flavors. He loved it.

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You can dress it up, you can dress it down, you can wear it to the grocery store. But when you have to go to the bathroom... It's not the vibe. You're literally fully naked in a public restroom. It's just not the vibe. Well, the rollback dresses are so cute, so flattering. They have really cute designs.

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But more importantly, they have built-in shorts that you can pull down without having to pull your entire dress down. So with all your bathroom breaks, you can still look cute and not have to deal with the disaster of stripping down. The public humiliation of being completely nude in a public restroom is not worth any cute outfit. No outfit's worth that.

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Also, if you're training, let's say you're actually working out for the purpose of working out, they have great shorts. They hit just the right spot in your mid-rise area. They come in so many different colors. They're really flattering, really cute.

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So I remember like when this happened, it happened the same time, like around Jean Hackman and they were both like so suspicious and so sad and so weird. Um, so for us to have gotten clarity on both of those things, they're both so sad. Yeah. Like she just was what a 35 year old girl who dies of natural causes. Like that's not how the world is supposed to work.

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I'm wishing, like, her family well. She was really so young and so beautiful.

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Yes, she did not show up for work. Not everyone can say the same. When she showed up for work, she showed up for work.

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Harriet the Spy. What's my girl's name? No, Georgina.

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What are the four big golf tournaments?

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Oh, Julianne Hough. No, Hayden Pan is here.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, Georgina.

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The Little Jumping Shrimp. Yes. Ice Princess is the best fucking movie. It is.

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She was a terrible spy. Michelle made her great. Georgina, like nobody has ever acted better. Like they should study her in acting school. It's true. So it's just a really sad, sad story, especially for like millennial swirlies.

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So it sounds like two birds, one stone.

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Oh, oh my God. Wait, I didn't see this.

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Masters, PGA Championship, US Open, and the Open Championship, which is often called the British Open.

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Okay, so this is, I need more context.

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Jerry's out. Sending hearts to a girl. No, Ben, you're sending hearts to a girl? Go to jail. Like, seriously, go to jail. I need to see the girl. I need to know more.

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Who's the girl? Yeah, I need to know more. What does she look like? But let me say this, Paige. Does that look good? Yikes.

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Oh my God, imagine she's talking about me.

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The wheels are coming off. Yeah. I'm sure everybody around her who she's like actually like opening up to like Sierra, like the breakup was the least shocking thing ever. Like to us it was. But it's really interesting. And it was like sad to hear her say that like so much of like public fallout and public perception like stops her from making choices. Yeah.

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And like she's just afraid of what people will say, which is like the worst thing when you feel like you can't make the best decision for your own life because of like the fans.

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And what are those four events called? Not Masters.

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It helps to be loved. To be like, it was always good.

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And I could really like sense the anxiety that Paige was having in the bed scrolling and then when she moved beds. And I'm glad that she opened up to Sierra. But I was like, and this is what I was talking about at the beginning of the show. Like, I think that Sierra like starting to cry before Paige even cried. Just being like, I feel like you're really anxious.

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Majors. Those are the majors. Men's Major Golf Championship.

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And then like, just she kind of took on Paige's anxiety.

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emotions the entire episode with emerald um yes yes like page was mad at emerald and then sierra goes outside and curses him out as if she's the one who was kept up all night and she wasn't like she wasn't because he's had sex all season and it it's never been an issue unless it has been we just didn't see but like it seems like in their room they don't hear emerald and then the room that they're upstairs he's downstairs went to she heard emerald right she was in downstairs he's in like off the kitchen

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Right. So, like, I felt like her behavior this episode was very strange. Only as it pertained to Paige. Like, I feel like Paige is going through a lot. And I could sense that from her. Like, she was almost giving me anxiety. Like, with her, like, scrolling. And I'm like, get off your phone!

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And then, like, Emeril keeping her up. Like, I understand why she was so mad. Yeah.

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So while I did feel like the only person who had like a legitimate gripe with Emeril was Paige. I feel like overall.

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I know I feel conflicted. Like he's not being a good housemate or whatever. But like when I think about the show like. I love this cast. They lay in bed all day. Like, someone's gotta go out, be young, bring girls home. I agree.

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The Masters isn't a part of PGA? I don't think so. Okay, let me see. Hold on. Let me get back. Let me get back to my... Are all four of the major golf championships PGA events? Great question.

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but like Sierra saying it that day because of how Paige felt like it was just you know it seemed like it was for Paige but I think in general it needed to be said I feel that way as a viewer this isn't a brothel yeah I feel like when he got he's like hasn't been a part of any drama right so this is like his first and it's a small like conversation and his response saying that like you know

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I was undocumented for so many years. And so I'm now going to like live loud. Like I actually think his story about being undocumented is so crazy and really interesting. And I'm not clowning on that at all, but like to bring it up, like in a fight, like that's your excuse. Like you're living it loud because I don't know.

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But he said, he's like, I'll stop. Like he, I felt bad for him. Like, I don't know. I wasn't like hating on him as much as everybody else.

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When Wes and Kyle got home at 5.30, which I can't even talk about for the 42-year-old, and they had the five-month pregnant woman lugging herself downstairs to open the door for them, I actually wanted to throw up. Yeah.

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Agreed. And I like for the house. Oh, and to be clear, him coming home at five 30, like love that for you. I'm talking about Kyle.

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moment when they went to the lodge and they gave back and that was so beautiful and like that's when i just like want to wrap jesse in a hug like he's such he's such a king i know i have a hard time holding space for his dual personalities like he is pj mench bring him home to your mother like so sweet been through so much gives back to the community he like loves to sing he's like releasing music oh i saw he's releasing music like there's so many cute little things about him

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Great question. Not exactly. While all four are a part of the PGA Tour schedule, not all of them are run by the PGA Tour of America. So the Masters is run by Augusta National Golf Club. Like, yeah, we know that. PGA Championship is run by the PGA. US Open is run by the USGA. And the Open is run by the RNA. But they are all... a part of the PGA Tour. So yes, they are PGA.

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But seriously, I fucking hate this man. When he got, first of all, him being like, you're flirting with Wes. I'm sorry. I wasn't there, but I know she wasn't. I know she wasn't. I know she wasn't. She's obsessed with Jesse. And she has said this a million times. I'm a one guy gal. She's obsessed with Jesse. She's in a house. I just don't think she was flirting with Wes.

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We're not the same. Yeah. You are not the same. And then telling her that he loves her in the bed. Like I felt sick because then when he said that thing to Sierra at. the cancer thing. I was like, I I'm done with you. Like that to me was the, your girlfriend has just asked you to like be respectful. And so you'd be like, ah, Sierra, don't touch me. Like fucking drama queen.

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I wanted to like, it makes her look crazy. She has not once asked him to do something that was unreasonable in my opinion. So for, for him to have a conversation with Sierra and I see why Sierra was like, okay, that's so rude telling me not to touch you. Like, And like, she's not wrong for being mad. Him making a big kerfuffle out of it. Like you are responsible for your own actions.

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So like, why do you not flirt with people? And then there won't be a problem.

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But like making a big scene out of it, like just makes Lexi look so bad.

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When she really has not been unreasonable at all. I'm dying for her to break up with him. It's so annoying that all these things keep happening. And she doesn't see it. And then like the version she gets like is the truth. But it's not like accurate enough. Yeah. It's so fucking frustrating. And that pissed me off so much.

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No. And like does he like her? Like I'm so confused. Yeah.

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Because let's say he got with Ciara. Sierra's his girlfriend. He would do it with the next girl.

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And I just want to be clear so far, because so much of what Wes got shit for, we didn't see. So far, Jesse's behavior has been 10 times worse than anything Wes did last season.

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Right. I also love to see them out leaving the house, like going clubbing. Like that's, that's fun.

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But I do like when they film in the city.

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For so long, it was like they didn't see each other for five days. Like that's boring.

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They do film at interesting places in the city.

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Wherever they can get like a permit.

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fuck shit up and go to chipotle i don't know chipotle gives me the willies that was a neuralta for you neuralt let me see oh you had a dose of neuralta i hope everyone's feeling better an hour-long episode like how regular are we yeah oh my god she just hung up our call failed i really don't want to call her back here's what i'll do i wonder if she's talking hopefully she's not um because i could just like wrap up hopefully she's just like sitting in silence

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Okay, have you talked? Because I've been talking, telling everyone what's going on.

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No, I'm saying I'm going to end it. I'm just going to end it. I'm leaving all of this in.

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Okay, no. I'm hanging up and I'm going to sign off.

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Even though I hate that we're like, we're meeting them where they are, you know?

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I don't see them taking an interest in Molly Mae's vlogs. In Summer House. Yeah, like actually- Actually, my husband loves Bravo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. I take that back. He gets mad when I watch without him. I hate to concede.

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You cheer for a birdie. I know. And you really cheer for a double birdie, whip them titties out and say, yeah, double birdie.

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Talk to Ben. Seriously. Talk to Ben.

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So like insane. And even today, like he was like, I was like, woke up in a really bad mood. I didn't sleep good. And he was like, you gotta go. He's like, you want me to walk you to work? I was like, you know what? Yeah. I found, I find my two block walk to work becoming longer each day.

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It's Gorgina Vagina Plastina Vagina Plasti here in NYC. A nice warm sunny day.

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It's time for me to start working from home. And so he gets to the door and he forgets something and he's walking back in and I said, fuck it, I'm leaving. And I get in the elevator and I'm like halfway through my walk. When I hear Ben sprinting down the street, I'm like, honestly, he's so sweet. Like I left and he still wanted to walk me to work. And he's just like big shopping bag with him.

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And I'm like, Are you going somewhere? He's like, no. Yesterday you told me you didn't have any Spritz cans at your studio. I'm like, oh. So you don't want to walk me to work. You wanted to be the messenger delivering your Spritz Society cans.

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Yeah, they actually are today's lead sponsor. We'll get into it a little bit later.

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Speaking of having a baby, I'm going to the doctor. I feel really stupid because like I think like I actually I don't even know. I just feel like the baby has slipped. Like I just feel it like maybe because I want the baby to have flipped. No, but it's not even that. I just want it. So I feel like if I want it.

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So I told Dr. Fox, I'm like, I think the baby's flipped. He's like, oh, great. We'll find out your next sonogram. And I said, yeah, about that. I'm not gonna be able to wait that long. Um, cause I'm like running around town doing moxibustion, doing physical therapy, doing acupuncture. Like I just kind of need to know if it's working cause I can stop if it is. Um, so I'll be going in today.

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So tune into tomorrow's episode to find out if Turdy's baby is flipped.

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Yes, but I'm not feeling kicks. That's the thing. I'm feeling like sweeping movements. Do you know what I mean? Like I know a kick.

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flips is that what it is i mean that's sweeping movements no and it's like huge like like waves of movement like a tumble yeah and it's not like people are like well you're feeling kicks or punches i'm like well i'm not feeling either i'm feeling like there's something like a rodent in my stomach like crawling around that's what it feels like lols and if i read one more fucking reddit i need to stop like but i'm always just like searching like how will i know if my baby is flipped

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Everybody has different experience. Someone was like, I had no idea. And then someone was like, oh, my God, I was cooking dinner. And I felt like I gave birth. So I can't. There's such not reliable information out there.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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I do. And de-stress. Yeah, I do. I do. That's what I did yesterday. I went to the nail salon for four hours. I now realize, I now realize like why my whole life, like every time I go to a nail salon, there's like five pregnant women there, you know, what else is there to do?

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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the literally the sometimes like you're so uncomfortable the only thing you can do is get a pedicure do you know what i mean yeah and i just like let this woman i let her take care of me for hours i kept adding things so i got a pedicure and then of course i had to do a leg and a foot rub and i fell asleep in the chair it was amazing and then i went for an actual manicure so i got my manicure and then it just didn't feel like enough so i had her rub my back um i was there for literally the entire afternoon and had an amazing time that's so great you should go to like a spa

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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No, I know, but something about the casual nature of- It's noncommittal. It's noncommittal. I have to take my pants off. Except I actually saw the craziest thing. This guy comes in with a stroller, and he had a newborn. And I go, that's nice. He's taking care. And he's like, I want to get my back rubbed. And I'm like, well, you have a baby with you, like an actual baby.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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You can't get your back rubbed. And he was like, yeah, he literally, this is something only a man could do. He like was moving furniture in the nail salon. He's like, put me in this chair. I have to give this baby a bottle, but I want my neck and my back rubbed. They got a step stool for the masseuse.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Like they rearranged the entire salon for this man to give his baby a bottle while also getting his neck rubbed for an hour. Like he was sitting in the middle of the salon. I actually really respected it. And I could see that being Ben as a father because Ben loves getting his back rubbed. But it's just something like a woman would never do. It's like, oh, well, I can't get a massage.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Jackie, he was taking up a lot of space, like moving everything around. Yes.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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No, especially because if the baby cries, you're going to get up out of that chair.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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No, so he sat in a regular chair. Baby was in his arms with a bottle. And this lady was, like, seriously towering over him on a ladder, rubbing his back. Pardulish. It was so smart. Yeah.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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I know. I meant to tell him, but I didn't want to give him any ideas. Because, like, literally I would never see him. He would be at the salon the entire time.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Thumbs up. How are the stories today?

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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We watched Summer House, right? We did watch Summer House, which I look forward to recapping. Me too. I actually have some very strong feelings about two characters in particular.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Don't ever apologize for having a hot goss.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Yeah. He's my number one for sure. Okay. Number two, Sierra. Yes.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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You do. And we also talked about Summer House, like, when we were both watching it. We were texting. Yeah, okay. So that's why. But yeah, no, you knew. You knew.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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No, and I love the Nalafis, but I have to say, like, I know my body. And, like, at some point, I crap out. And, like, I want to be able to, like, how I couldn't finish your toasters. Like, I want to be able to finish the episode. So you having your clock, just keeping us, you know, we're not doing short episodes.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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It's just hard for me to, like, sit in one position and, like, be normal for that long. So I just want to, I'm going to get through everything. I'm not rushing. But just, you know, I can't be making a whole day of it.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Naroff. Regular but longer than average.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Right. Nice, regular, but longer than average episode. What is that? Oh, God.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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My brain is broken. Nice, regular one. Longer than the average.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

901.132

I got a heartache medication. Okay, sorry. It's actually Neralta, which really sounds like a medication.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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And we don't have the side effects that all these other drugs have, like suicidal thoughts. No. Joy. Joy. Like, period.

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Ask Your Doctor About Noralta: Thursday, April 17th, 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And let's just be clear. Like I am... a pregnant Jewish woman. Sorry, a plus size Jewish woman.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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It's Thursday, which is always so nice where it's like, we don't have dear toasters. We don't have a TV recap. We don't have Queenie and Weenie. It's just your girls.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Maybe I'll give you a choose. I am on like content watch for one of our stories. I'm just, I'm not, I'm not convinced that the Matt James story ends here. Okay. So I will be checking my phone periodically. If you see me just to make sure, like he hasn't said, Hey guys, I've been hacked, you know?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And then also if you're doing like Libby, it makes it really hard if it's like a brand new book.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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That's unprecedented where you might have to like renege on a choice.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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My top drawer is slowly becoming all Skims, especially like I'm in the phase of my life where I'm buying new underwear and bras like every month. And Skims is a great place for that, especially because I'm very sensitive to like you know, underwire to certain fits to certain waistbands. And I really feel like Skims makes great ones. They're super size inclusive.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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So I'm getting bigger underwear like every week. And Skims is a great place to shop. Also, I have huge boobs. So I can't be like shopping at a regular bra store where they stop at, you know, a 34C. I've been a 34C since I'm 11. Okay. Their intimates are truly the unsung heroes of their store. And nobody does it like Skims. To say we're obsessed is an understatement.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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There are fits everybody collection, which is what I've been living in, especially like the bras. I call it my relaxation bras, but it's the fits everybody collection. I have the racerback bralette. I have the scoop neck bralette. I can't be like walking around my house these days without a bra. And so I need like an in-between bra and that's my skims one.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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They really just have the best intimates. The Fits Everybody collection and more can be shopped at skims.com. And they now have a New York flagship store on Fifth Avenue, which is so fabulous. Also, my favorite department store now has a big Skims shop inside. They're popping up everywhere. I saw them at Nordstrom's, but I shop at Bloomingdale's, as you guys know.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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The second thing- I did feel like there was a big issue I had with the plot. Okay. And it was that J.K. Simmons, this character, like stumbling upon this list of cars and- finding that one of them belonged to the other jury member. Like, I wish he didn't know that. Like, it was just, it was a little too convenient.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Full disclosure, I think a lot of people can agree with like, I've never been particularly good about keeping New Year's resolutions, especially when they're about like wellness, fitness, losing weight. So whenever I say I want to lose weight, I want to be healthier in the new year, it's really an unlikely resolution that I'm going to stick to because you don't have a plan.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Like, I wish, I wish like, you know, the main character saw his car in the list and like had to throw the papers away. But like, J.K. Simmons, are you dumb?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Now, my very first thing I saw when I woke up was this. And I was like, oh my God, Matt James has been hacked. Like, I did not believe this for a second. Then I saw it getting picked up. It's in Page Six, OK Magazine, so I'm like, Okay, to me this, and so I have a lot of thoughts on these two breaking up. If they did, I am not gonna share them because I don't think that they broke up.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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First of all, the post is very strange. A lot of people are like, why is he tagging a random airport, a random hotel near the airport in Pennsylvania? It's like, oh, you guys have no idea what Nima Colon is.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Right. So Matt James was the bachelor during COVID. And while they usually travel the globe during the bachelor season, during COVID they were limited. So they took over this big hotel in Pennsylvania called D McCollin. And I've been dying to go ever since. So that's what D McCollin is for those who don't know. Cause it's, they've really had like a very illustrious,

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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illustrative career post bachelor as like bloggers influencers food people so people maybe don't even know them from the show um I thought the caption was beyond strange not to bring religion into it at all but the verbiage was so like oh I'm a hacker from Turkey and this is how Americans talk like I disagree I don't think he was hacked I think that they broke up I think this is um

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And for her most recent in-feed post to be December 4th, which a lot of people are like, well, they've obviously broken up. She's taking a month off. No, if you look back, she posts like once a month. Yeah, who posts in-feed anymore? No, it's not an indicator for me. She has no stories right now, which... And then people are also like, well, 13 hours ago, he posted a reel of them together.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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They were in London eating pizza. Now, I think that a lot of people don't realize how many content creators do not post in real time. I think it's very possible that they're back in the States and that trip was two weeks ago and they've broken up since. So none of that is like compelling to me. I just don't believe it because it's such a bizarre announcement.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

1586.832

It is not your typical announcement, but. And the fact that he went rogue and she's still silent when like a lot of public people, even when they like don't end really well, they always release a joint statement just to be like, we're good. Leave us alone. Like, I don't know. It's weird.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, when I think about it, like at a glance, these two potentially breaking up, it's surprising, but it's really not. I think that if I were to like really look inward and think about what I think of these two. I feel like I almost see them more as like roommates and friends than like romantic partners. They seem like they get along really well. They have common interests, but they like to eat.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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They like to eat. But it just also feels like it has been so long, especially when you come from The Bachelor, where like, it's really crazy. You get engaged after... And so while theirs was a little bit less traditional because they had that big scandal, they broke up, they got back together. You're still used to people from The Bachelor moving in like an orderly fashion.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And not only do they not do that, they maintained a relationship for so many years without progressing. 40 years. So- Yeah, I like them being broken up isn't crazy to me. The announcement is so crazy, which is why I'm truly I am truly in disbelief Yeah, it's a crazy announcement.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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It's a public prayer Just remind me every 20 minutes to like check my phone to see if like anything happened cuz I'm just I'm I'm not convinced okay, so Do you think they're still together? Well, so a lot of people who are like me, and the thing is, to be clear, I'm not in denial. Like, oh, my faves broke up. I'm not in denial. You're confused. I am.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And so I think a lot of people are coming up with theories like I am. And a lot of people think that like, this is the first clue in many that they're actually engaged. The relationship has ended as boyfriend and girlfriend.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Maybe why I find this shocking, excuse me, hold on. Bless you. Maybe why I find this shocking is because I've never known these two to be particularly religious. Like if Hannah Brown broke up with someone and left this as her caption, I'd be like, well, with the good Lord unto you. Like I don't, and I'm sure everybody's allowed to like be religious and like keep it to themselves.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I just don't know this about them as like a, So it just felt so out of left field too. And I could see like a hacker like LARPing as an American. I don't know. I just, I find it crazy.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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That they broke up? No, that like, this is how we're finding out. It's so weird.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

18.978

And do you find that it's felt slow? I find, and my week has been sort of like disturbed in a sense because I went out not once, but two weeknights in a row. Like what, what the fuck? Like this is not the state. I saw you Shay Margo. I was like out and about. What did I do two nights ago? You went to Premier Protein. Thank you.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, there's a lot of, you know, whispers about who these two could date next, which is always a fun game to play with like two hot young thangs. They could also go on paradise. they shouldn't go on Paradise.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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They have really, I think the fact that so many people didn't even know what Nima Colan was like really proves how far away from the franchise they are and how they successfully turned into like content creators and celebrities. But that doesn't mean they can't date around in the reality star pool. I'm thinking like country star for her. Love Chase Rice. Love Chase Rice, he's always available.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I actually could see her with Riley Greene. Even though I ship him and that girl Ella. It look like you love me. It look like you want me to want you to come on home. I ended up on like fan fiction about those two. Did I tell you about that? Could you see her with Craig Conover? That's what people were saying on social media. I saw it on Liz Woods' Instagram.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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That was an original thought I just want to say. Oh yeah, no, you're not the only one. A lot of people said that. And I would love, because I also feel like I remember seeing content from them that was like talking about getting engaged and how like Matt, I forget what it was, but it was like the subtext was like that Rachel's sort of like waiting. And that's never a good place to be.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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It's almost like her and Craig were in the same position. Yeah.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I could see that as well. They're both very good looking people. Like it won't be hard. No, it won't be. To venture out. That's fun. That is fun. But I need a little bit more before I can like really close the chapter on these two. I'm beyond confused.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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So this immediately reminded me of some sort of freedom McFadden book because I could see two different realities. One in which like, this is a person who has been completely taken advantage of that, like literally had money, had people around her who were bad faith actors. And they literally put her in a facility, put her in a conservatorship and are stealing money from her.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And she's trying to get her story out. But I could also see like the plot twist of this book being like, she's actually deeply unwell. She had a moment of lucidity or she, this is like a, a, fantasy in her mind. Like what's that movie? Shutter Island where he's like actually a patient and they're playing this game. Like, I don't know. It gives me the willies. Like, I don't know what reality is.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. That doesn't feel like a Friday, which is disgusting because it should be a Friday. Anybody else feel that way? I feel that way.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah. It's like, it's not like there hasn't been like a couple of years of, we've seen Wendy Williams over the last couple of years, like struggle publicly with like health things. And then also be on camera caught by TMZ looking a little and sounding a little, you know, not so clear. So it's not like there isn't, but maybe they laid that path for us. Right.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I heard the movie was horrible. Which was just a lot. Not to clown on the heroes, because heroes are heroes, but heroes are not, heroes are heroes. They aren't actors. And I heard that movie was bad.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Like I hope, like not that I want her to be unwell, but I hope that the truth is that she is dealing with some sort of, she's incapacitated in some way and that's why she's been placed under the care of these people and under a conservatorship and a guardianship. Because if it is the alternative and what she said this morning is completely true, like- It's a horror. It's a horror, yeah.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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So I don't know. Maybe I'm just like saying it to make myself feel better because I refuse to like believe there's someone living literally in a prison. Like she's kidnapped, if that's true. Had she had access to a phone? I need to know more about the niece too.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And like maybe this niece is taking advantage of this elderly sick woman. Like, I don't know. I don't know. There's a lot. I need Frida to write a book about it to just explain it to me.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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So, spoiler alert. So many people, when I watch a movie, were like, what did you think of the ending? What do you think happened? Is it a fucking mystery? Why else would the DA show up at somebody's house to chat? The police didn't show up. I know, maybe she was giving him a heads up or something.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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But like, if she wasn't going to turn him in, why on God's green diddly dally earth would that bitch be at this guy's house?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Maybe they were right behind Toni Collette. She just wanted to give him a heads up because they had like this weird friendship. Like, it was so clear to me, like, you're going to jail. Do you think that he should go to jail? I think that had he come forward, it would have been a lot different. But now it looks like a bad faith actor.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And why would someone believe him that like this is exactly how it happened? Because he's been caught. So you say anything when you're caught, you know?

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Right, oh, Kiefer Sutherland did say that, yeah. I was like, are you quoting Kiefer Sutherland? Or like, I forgot he was in the movie. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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Yeah, and it's hard to think about Wendy Williams. Like seriously, wishing her well. Wendy Williams is a queen. I think her impact as a woman in media is often overlooked, actually, dead seriously. When we talk about the greats. When we talk about the greats and when we talk about people who actually moved the needle and actually entertained people for so many years. We don't talk about her.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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We talk about Ellen. But Wendy Williams often gets overlooked by the historians. And... She's the type of person who actually needs a documentary because- Claudia, there was just one. About Wendy? Or was it about her situation, like her conservatorship? I mean her overarching career because she had a lifetime original movie about her that was like dramatized. I watched it. You liked it.

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Let me tell you. I liked it in the way that I like Hallmark movies. Like they're terrible pieces of shit, you know? But my takeaways from it were like really how she came up in radio and went on to become like one of the longest running women in daytime. It's actually really impressive and nobody talks about it.

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And I think if they gave her like a proper documentary, people would really respect her. But I do think she gets like, she gets like written off a little bit. Do you feel that? Like, we're just like, oh, crazy Wendy Williams.

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Or, and when you think of her cultural impact, like so many like viral TikTok sounds like are literally just Wendy Williams. Like, are you a Nicki fan? Am I a Nicki fan? Pull up in the, what did Wendy Osefa from Real Housewives of Potomac, she misquoted the Nicki Minaj line. Am I a Nicki fan?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Pull up in the monster, the real lyrics is put up with the monster automobile gangster, but she says, pull up in the Sri Lanka. Also, Clap if you're fat. Like there are so many Wendy Williams. She's so funny. So I'm gonna choose to remember Wendy this way. Yeah.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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So songs. I love this. The fact that her songs are just reentering the zeitgeist, I'll never be upset about. However, do we know that they didn't have insurance? Like the thing why everybody felt so compelled to help Spencer and Heidi has been very vocal that Farmer's insurance dropped them. Like he's been outspoken about that. So I don't know if Leighton and Adam are in the same situation.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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They're also not in the same situation because I think like financially they're a lot better off than like two former reality stars. who are like active content creators versus, you know, he has a hit show on Netflix. I think she chooses to work when she wants to work. Like, I think they're very different situations.

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Yes. Of course. Juror number two. Oh my God, wait, I'm freaking.

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Yeah, because that is a challenge I could definitely be a part of. But I think every now and then we're reminded of the great work she did in the music industry. And so if this is just another reminder for a young generation to be influenced by her music and her work, then I'm not upset about it. I just want to say I don't think it's the same situation as Heidi and Spencer.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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That was really crazy how her decision after Gossip Girl was to become a pop star, which was a brilliant decision. And I don't think any of the other girls had the same goals. So it wasn't competitive at all. And how she really made an impact, even at the time, like she was popping off. It's not like now we look back and be like, no.

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And then she just sort of decided she didn't want to do it anymore. Yeah. Who would give up a career like that? She was like giving them bitches a run for their money.

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favorite Leighton Meester moments is like actually somewhat recently after her and Seth Cohen had been married for a while and they don't do like a lot of press together. And I think one of the first times they did an interview together, like entertainment tonight, the interview was like, do you guys understand like the impact of Leighton Meester, Blair Waldorf marrying Seth Cohen?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And they were like, no, like they literally don't give a fuck. And then by the way, Jackie, they gave the fans nothing. They were like, we like, we get it. Like we were both on shows, but like,

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No, it didn't even cross my mind yet. She plays.

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You have to watch the interview. It's like this girl. And it was a good question. I can't blame the journalist. She was like, do you get it? Like what it means to so many people. And she was like, no. She was like, what do you mean we're married? And we act. She was just very literal about it.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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She plays Kendall Carter. So wait. She's so gorgeous. This is the girl with the Birkin from, and Tyler Shields, like. Mm-hmm. You're lying. Wait, fun fact, that's crazy.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And I get it, she wasn't a teenager who got to appreciate Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen, but she doesn't get it. And I don't think she wants to get it either. No, no. No. Yeah. And I feel like he plays with like the internet. He like, you know, he knows he's like playing a part like Seth Cohen. He does it for like his work and then he goes home and rolls his eyes. She gives the people nothing.

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Well, stream Layton if you want to support. Some of us never stopped. I'm just a summer girl.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I got my girlfriends. Like, that song is so good. That whole album from the Country Shrunk soundtrack is just fucking incredible. But the Layton songs in particular, they're... not all original songs, they're like, one of them is like a Sarah Evans song.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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They're brilliant. They are brilliant beyond brilliant. Of course, there are original songs, because I'm country strong, like so many good ones. But I highly recommend taking a deep dive in the Country Strong soundtrack.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Oh, you know, I saw a really funny interview. My boyfriend, Tim Riggins, Taylor Kitsch, you know, I'm sure he gets asked this all the time.

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And he was like, no. If they asked me to, like, come, they're doing a reboot, and they wanted me to play, like, a coach for another team, I would maybe do an episode. But, like, I'm not committing. I'm not becoming Riggins again. Like, I don't want to be doing multiple seasons of it. And I found it so refreshing. Like, obviously, I'm devastated.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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But, like, why can't we let perfect things remain perfect? And I feel like he... I don't know if it was... And I don't think he's so booked and busy that he would, like, you know, be too good for the job. I think he just, like, likes the work that he did and wants to leave it alone. And I was like, I... I wish we could get more comfortable answering this. Like, yes, I don't want to do it.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Okay, because it's also like a word.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Okay. I have something to say about our big toast theme song competition. Like not only is the competition off to the races, like I was nervous nobody was going to submit, but of course they were going to submit. We got a ton of submissions yesterday. It's only day one. I don't want to discourage anybody. We have not chosen a winner. We are watching. We are enjoying.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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You know, it's hard to stand out when there's so many TV shows. And this is a popular show. I watched the beginning of the last season. It gave me...

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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such a pit I had to turn it off I found myself like I'm not a person who suffers from like depression or anxiety I felt actively depressed and really anxious like why it's just it's a show about like a very high stress job um I think they work in finance I think it's in the UK don't correct me if I'm wrong I watched it a really long time ago um And it's like very high stakes.

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And it's the way it's filmed is like very gray. It's just like, I really like had a very physical reaction to the show. Me and Ben were like, we were really disturbed for the rest of the night. And I just never forgot it. I never want to watch it. People love it. And there's been, it was a long time ago. So there's been a lot of hype for the second season. And I think that,

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You know, there's so many TV shows out there and it's hard to stand out when it comes to promoting your content. I thought this was kind of brilliant. It of course reminded me of where Carrie met Alexander Petrovsky, where that artist was like sitting in a glass box for 24 hours, no food, no water. You know, like it was giving performance art.

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Like maybe it was just me. Cause I know people love it, but like you guys, I was seriously not okay.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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The fast, the whole thing was giving me anxiety. And then I remember at the very end of the first episode, I don't want to say, hold on. Let me just triple check.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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We're not even thinking about a winner. So you have until Sunday to get your submissions in. But I do want to make a little bit of an announcement that we should have included on yesterday's major announcement is that if you're generating a song from AI, I don't care how good the song is. Like you, that you are disqualified.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Okay, maybe not. I don't remember. I just remember like really having like a not good time while watching it.

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Yeah, I just feel like it's a particularly unglamorous movie. task to like stand in Grand Central. And these are like celebrities who like seriously haven't been on a train and they haven't been on the train station, like at the subway. Like I just imagine like when they got booked for this, they were like, oh. No, they haven't worked this hard in a while. Yeah, like, cause it's very physical too.

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Like they had to be walking around and being like, whoa, look at this file. Like I imagine while we're all enjoying it and like praising its marketing, the actual people doing it were like, this fucking blows. Yeah, but they did it.

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Yeah, it was giving the boy in the plastic bubble. They were in this like actual clear box. It was hilarious. Yeah, that is really funny.

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Not to sound like Sandra Bullock, but like harsher punishment for, you know, elder abuse. How does she keep getting out of prison so quick?

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And her original sentence was what, am I correct? Six and a half years. Yes. Got it. So her, okay. And so I know every state is different. So you can't compare like one person sentencing to another, but I'm always thinking about the Chrisleys who got like such a harsh sentencing.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And every time they appeal, every time they get denied everything, like they cannot catch a fucking break, these people. And their crimes were very similar to Jen Shah's. Actually, theirs were, in my opinion, a little bit lesser because they were stealing from banks. Like who gives a fuck? She was stealing from like your grandma and that's pretty rough. So-

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I don't know, I know everybody like, ha ha, Jen Shah. It's literally not funny, not to be a narc, but she literally stole from your grandma and ruined several people's lives, the disabled, the elderly. It's actually what she did, because I know when people commit financial crimes, we're like, well, it's a victimless crime.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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or like tax evasion celebrities, like Teresa Giudice, like who gives a fuck? Make the situation, rob the government. You're not gonna see me caring. But Jen Chow's like somebody who committed a financial crime and like actually really hurt people and vulnerable people. So I don't like, I don't see the memes that I'm like, haha, I'm like, oh, you're literally a criminal bitch, like bye.

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So do you think that they'll have her back on the show when she gets out?

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, and it's actually been very interesting to see the show go on without Jen Shah and really prosper without her. Whereas the show for Real Housewives of New Jersey was very much in this terrible state of limbo until Teresa got back. They had the twins and Amber Marchese. That was some of the darkest times on reality TV. But they didn't film without her. They waited for her.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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So Amber Marquesi was on season six. Okay. And so was Tree. Wait, that's so crazy that I don't remember it that way. I remember there being like dire times.

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So the Real Houses of New Jersey focused on Teresa, Melissa, and Dina. Dina returned after originally leaving the series in season two and former cast members, Jacqueline Loretta and Kathy Wakili appeared. Kathy Wakili appeared periodically throughout the season, but they were replaced as was Caroline Manzo by Teresa, Amber Marquesi and Nicole Napolitano. Like those three turn housewives. Oh man.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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This is a creative competition to create original lyrics, original music. And so if your song is AI generated, I love you for participating, but you are not, qualified.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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That's like so interesting. I always thought that they were the way I like, I remember it. Mandela effect is like, no, they literally like, we're trying to hold it down without tree. And couldn't get arrested. Yeah, no. That's so funny. Oh my God. Okay, nevermind. Well, what I mean is that Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is having a banner year. People are obsessed with it.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And I actually found when Jen was on and like actively being arrested, actively being investigated by the FBI, some of the worst fucking TV I've ever seen in my life when it should have been. They were literally all handed careers because of that. Like it was the things that dreams are made of for a reality star.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And the fact that they were all like fighting over dumb things that had nothing to do with Jen. I'm like, are you guys dumb? Like what's going on? So the fact that like not a lot of time is gonna pass between, it felt like, even when Jen came back to the show, it would have been like six, seven, eight years, that like the stories between them, like whatever.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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But now it's like all still kind of fresh. They're all like always still like actively talking about and being asked about Jen. I'm sure she reads about it in prison. Like she will have a laundry list of things to talk to Heather Gay about. Like that, and I don't really want to go back there, honestly.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, she wasn't grounded to any person even in particular. She had like one friend that she wouldn't turn on. People like that who like seriously, just for the sake of entertaining, just try and come for everyone and everything and say everything.

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It's actually like not fun to watch because like we're supposed to be believing that this is a group of friends who have like actual ties to one another. And when she was so untethered, just like coming for everyone, I was like,

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And there's no continuity. And that's what I found frustrating. It's like, well, literally three minutes ago, you were saying the nastiest things, but now you're crying that this is your best friend. That's confusing. Yeah. I like when I can see clear alliances and who's actually friends. Yeah. Cause this is always supposed to be about like a group of women who are friends.

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And now we've gotten to a point where it's such a job that like, dude, they're all virtual strangers until they meet.

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Yeah. Yeah. Now would be the time where for you to share whatever thing you had to say about the ending of juror number two.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Now I thought that at the end, when they were showing us like flashback scenes, I thought they were gonna make it so that he actually like wasn't guilty. No, wasn't guilty. Cause they were like, they're showing him driving and the other, the boyfriend driving, then the boyfriend turns around. And I was like, wait, that would've been actually really good if they like fucked with us.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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And then he's, but he still thinks that he did it. And he looks so guilty that he ends up going to prison for a crime he didn't commit. Like I thought that would've been like a little bit more interesting.

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Yeah, yeah. It's also interesting, I've never been a part of a jury and I can only imagine what goes on in those rooms, like for real. And there definitely are people who like don't care, who just wanna get back to work. Like the lady was a bus driver, like I felt her, like seriously, not my problem. Like I have kids, I have a job, like I gotta go. And there are a lot of dynamics at play.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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So I felt like it was like getting behind the scenes it wasn't a real jury room, but I'm sure a lot of them go down like that, where some people are just like so stubborn. Some people are like so weak. Like one person says something, they're like, yeah. And then, oh, actually, you know, yeah.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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What do you think? Okay. So I have two front runners too, so far. Now I want to, you know, The song that we end up with, I do have some changes that I wanna request from the songwriter upon handing over the song. Neither are perfect, you know? But again, like I'm fully open to more submissions.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Like, I think it's such an interesting like dynamic of humanity that I thought they did a good job showing those like jury scenes too. Cause it was like, God, people are such fucking losers.

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And it really is like one person, it's worth a conversation. Right, right. But that's also the crazy thing about a jury. It's like there can't even be one, it's not majority rules. Like it's not 12 to one, it's 11 to one. It's 12 to zero.

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No, because if it's a hung jury- he'll get tried again. Yeah. Like they can go back and reinvestigate. That's what his lawyer was saying. Like getting this guy guilty, like helps you personally. Yeah.

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But then when it was clear that- That list of cars was then added to the file. Like there was mounting evidence. Like if a new investigator sat down and looked, like they would have said, maybe it's not this guy. Maybe it could be someone else. Yeah, yeah. No, it was definitely a good movie. Like it made you think, me and Ben, like we're talking about it a lot afterwards.

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Like, what do you think is right? It really posed this like ethical dilemma that there is no right answer to. Like that boyfriend was like a woman beating drug dealer. Like, bye.

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But it's also about intent. In the moment, if he knew he hit this girl and killed her and called the police and they showed up and they were like, oh, there's a... inebriated woman walking in the rain, in the dark, on a curvy road. This guy takes a breathalyzer, he's not drunk. They probably wouldn't have pressed charges. So the crime itself really wasn't a crime.

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That's what they always say, bitch, it's the crime, not the coverup. It's the coverup, not the crime.

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Like they put it, they made the situation like impossible. Yeah, it's an impossible situation. So I enjoyed it. I thought Zoe Deutsch was great. Yeah. Toni Collette, queen, in her shoes. It was good. J.K. Simmons. Yeah, that was an exciting touch. Kiefer Sutherland. Everybody was crying. It was star-studded. It was star-studded. Clinton. Clinton and Francesca. Francesca.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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I had a work, an appearance, if you will, that last night I had dinner with Brian. Who do I think I am? Two nights in a row. I could pass away.

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I never saw him before. He looks like he was from an episode of SVU. Like a character actor.

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I'm loving this journey and I've really been surprised at how quickly people have come up with like really cute stuff.

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Didn't you see that? I did see that movie, but I, by the way, nothing new for Matt James. No, but I did not recognize him in the slightest.

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Oh, thank God. Like we needed this. Yeah.

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Yeah. Okay, do it. Yeah, just reminded me because Amy Adams was in Hillbilly Elegy. Maybe you don't want to see it. Hold on.

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I feel like it's just like a inside look at how hard it is to be a stay-at-home mom. Is that not it?

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Oh, it's not at all like how the movie was marketed towards me on TikTok. Like I saw it as like this powerful film, like championing mothers.

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Yeah. All right, you guys, that's our show. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday Morning Show, where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe to this video. Thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast on every podcast we've found.

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So that's Spotify, Zoom, Stitcher, Public Radio, I already cast a box. All the places where we listen to podcasts, find us on socials. Leave a five-star review. We are a beautiful, sunny, and wickedly talented. We are. Love ya.

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Matt, Rachael and The Juror: Thursday, January 16th 2025

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Yeah, take your time. There's no, you know, award for finishing the quickest. So that's what she says. I'm following the hashtag, so I'm seeing everything. Me too. Although, like, the... Majority of the competition is taking place on TikTok. And I have to say like, it has been like a true nightmare to have to share all those with you.

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And I wanted to let everybody know, if you really wanna be taken seriously and I can't download your video for whatever reason, some people have like privacy settings on, it doesn't bode well. So make sure your privacy settings are set to where I can DNS it for Jackie.

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If you want me to see something, yes, you do have to DNS. Big TikTok news they announced yesterday is that not only do we have until Sunday, but it wasn't as previously reported that the app is gonna just, you know, disappear from the app store. But if you have it on your phone, it's gonna continue to work. They plan on shutting down US operations on Sunday.

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So I think the app itself will stop working. You know, like you'll click it and there'll be a link to a website about the ban. Damn. And now it's really setting in for me. Now I feel happy that, you know, it's, I feel like when I was coming up as like a content creator, everybody was like, well, what would you do if Instagram disappears? And it's like, well, it's not. So shut up.

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Well, I'm sure people who got their careers, you know, started on TikTok, their friends and family have been like, well, what would you do if TikTok disappears? And like, now that's actually a reality. So my heart goes out to people who have created careers, like a not really, um,

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become multi-platform and started YouTube channels or Instagram followings for me, like as a creator in terms of like my job, TikTok like creates revenue for me, but it's not my biggest platform and it's not germane to the operation. Yeah. It's like, it's supplemental to the podcast and my Instagram. So I have other things outside of it.

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So I feel as like a internet personality, like I feel safe, but I do worry about like the swirlies who popped off in COVID and had millions of followers and like I've been doing, but didn't, expand beyond that, like starting a YouTube channel or a podcast or something else.

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And you know, not to be like Patricia Altschul, but anytime like a creator, like ask me for advice, I always tell them like to go off platform, like have a million different things. Cause you really never know. And so it'll be interesting to see how the landscape of like your favorite creators exist outside of TikTok. A lot of them have transcended the platform.

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And like, now we don't even think of them as TikTokers, but a lot of them have it.

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Yeah, and start to franchise. Exactly, I love that. Yeah. So as somebody who's like heavily interested in the media landscape of influencers and content creators, I do think this will be really interesting to see. I think it'll be detrimental for some people and for some people they won't be affected. I think it depends on what you've done with your time so far. Yeah. Yeah.

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but the app is like actually like allegedly. And then they say like, Trump's gonna save it. Now Biden's saying, wait, I want in. Like, I feel like everybody, like someone wants to look like the hero here. Cause like, oh, if you're a politician and you want Gen Z to fucking love you, save this dumb app. Like just do it. They're all going to red note already and like signing up for the Chinese army.

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Like- Right, right. That's really funny. Like the terms and conditions are all in Chinese. Like who knows what, literally the whole app is in Chinese. Like who knows what they're signing up for? So it's actually, people's alternatives are worse. So just figure it out. Maybe TikTok wasn't so bad. Right, right. As we all march off to General Chi.

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Also, I was just reading a tweet. Monday of next week is MLK Day, Inauguration Day. It was the first day without TikTok and it's like a big college football day. It's like everything is happening on one day next week.

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I feel like once Carrie Underwood took the bullet, Gavin DeGraw was more than happy to follow suit.

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Like literally they're- Nobody wanted to be like the first one. Cause even when I think about like mainstream people who are like publicly fans of Trump, like I think of Kid Rock, who's like, he doesn't have much to lose right now. Like he's not like touring or whatever. I think of Jason Aldean. And I think like definitely that was like a big thing for him, but I don't know.

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It doesn't feel as different for a woman to do it. It's like actually so much different. So for Carrie Underwood to like bear the brunt of it, she is taking the heat forever. And everyone else is just sort of like scurrying in behind her, Rascal Flatts, Gavin DeGraw.

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I couldn't do that like for their tour. I smell like barbecue. Maybe the building's burning. No, someone's like definitely cooking. I love the smell of barbecue. Yeah, it is a good one. I also feel like I'm just like phantom smelling things that I wish I was eating. Do you wish you were eating barbecue? I wish I was eating period. Like that's just kind of where I'm at. Understood.

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I want to talk about Tums. Okay, hop off. Tums have become, I mean, they've always been really important to me. And what's so crazy is you didn't, you and I didn't grow up in like a Tums household. Like we grew up in a household where like we took Advil. We weren't like Christian scientists, but like, you know, everybody gravitates towards their own pharmaceuticals.

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And I know we didn't grow up in like a, a house with like intestinal, gastrointestinal issues. We're not a family with tummy issues. No, we have like headaches and pains and joints. That's why we love Advil. But I don't know, I just, okay, so then when I started dating Ben, one thing about Ben is like ever since he was in high school. He's a tummy issue man.

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Well, yes, but ever since he was in high school, Ben drives everywhere. That's like his thing. They used to call him the vehicle because he was huge, but also because he always had a vehicle. And when we were dating, we spent a lot of time in his car and him and his family, like they're a Tums family. They had- What are you doing in the car? Fuckin'. I'm kidding.

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They had, Jackie, the biggest vat of Tums you've ever seen. I actually think it was like generic brand from like Costco. Like they don't even make Tums this big. And I remember like Ben made me take one once. Like, I don't even think I was feeling anything. I'm just like, what are Tums? Like I've always seen them. Lo and behold, it was a slippery slope. It was a gateway drug.

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And now I truly can't live without Tums, especially being pregnant. And Tums is innovating constantly. I feel like they've been around forever, but they're unscented, unflavored, like OG pieces of chalk are their bread and butter. But now they make a bunch of different Focaccia.

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They have the smoothie ones, which I like, but they've recently reformulated, and not reformulated, they offer a second variety, a second formula. And they're like Skittles. They're like extra large Skittles. They're like hard candy shell and then like chewy gummy on the inside. I believe they're called the Chewy Bites. I have the assorted berries flavor right here. I want to say they're terrible.

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They taste- They don't work. They taste good, obviously. Like, yeah, Skittles taste good too. They don't work. No, they don't work. We like, we got- duped like because the package is so much better than the like stupid roll and it's like colorful and it tastes good.

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I just feel like it's not... RFK's gotten to work. You see that red dye ban? I did, and then it got me thinking, do you think that there's red three? And like, these are red.

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I thought you realized what case it was. No, no, no. I had no idea the premise of the movie. So when he has that first flashback in the juror stand, I'm like, oh, how crazy this guy was at the same bar. Like, and then I'm like, oh my God, wait, no, he was there and he did it. I was like, wait, like it just kind of a brilliant premise for a movie.

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Oh my God, wait, you're gonna die. There's red 40 in here. That's really crazy. And there's yellow and blue numbers. Do we care about those?

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I don't know. Oh my God, baby starts kicking. You know, I think I've started to feel kicks.

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Yeah, okay. I'm feeling what I thought was gas and I'm like, damn, I've been having so much gas at night. And then when I went to my pelvic floor therapy, she was like, have you felt any kicks? I'm like, no. But like, does it feel like bubbles like in your pussy? And she was like, yeah. I was like, oh.

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So no, I'm definitely like, I'm feeling kicks galore. Oh, that's so sweet. I think we've got a little soccer star on our hands. Oh, that's a classic saying. There's a couple of classic sayings. I've actually ended up on a side of TikTok where they're talking about classic sayings that they hate. And people are like, how inappropriate is when they say, Oh, she's going to be a heartbreaker.

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I'm like, no, that's cute. You're calling her pretty. Like, thanks. I have no problem with it.

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No, we live in a society that places a lot of value on victimhood. So I think everybody's like always attaching themselves to like, well, I'm a woman. I'm a Jewish woman. I'm a queer Jewish woman. Like however many things you can like tally makes you like more valuable.

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Can you tease one person who's being, who's Jackson friendsing with you?

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It doesn't attack me. I actually didn't. When you were saying her other songs, I'm like, what song is she talking about? I literally forgot about pocket full of sunshine. You're thinking of it from the movie. No, no, no.

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They're resuscitating unwritten. I'm here for it. I'm over it. And that's the kind of duality and complexity you can come to expect from the Toast podcast.

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For a smile that's never. Today's a Toast Tunes kind of day.

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So it's Jackson Claude every episode. So like if you're a patron member for the next two, three months, like you're completely fine.

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And we've been like putting in work overtime to make sure that the scheduled content gets released. So that's patreon.com slash a toast.

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Well, I did want to talk about that because obviously everyone knows, like when you look up auntie in the Webster's dictionary, like my face is there. I've been like one of the most committed, devoted and really hardworking aunties this world has ever seen.

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And so that era of my life, I don't know if you've talked to your kids about it, like is gonna change. Anticoagulants is not gonna be the coagulants that you know. Right, which is why I've been like making plans. Like I took the kids swimming. Like I just want them to know like auntie's leaving and she's coming back, but not in the way. That they've grown accustomed to.

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And do you think that will be a difficult adjustment for all my nibblings?

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I think Kojus, like, presence is so almighty. Like, yes, I'm giving them a cousin, sure. But like, I don't know. I think that they'll, like, if you notice any, like,

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behavioral issues like or any differences in their moods or scheduling like i would say like there's a major change happening in their life anti-cogers is kind of taking a step back well i would say for charlie it's going to be the biggest change for him because he won't be the baby anymore but he had the longest run as the baby yeah chasing after those kids so i'm excited for him that he doesn't have to like that he's not the youngest anymore but like i think he loves being the baby well you know it's interesting how people act

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When they're on bottom and then they're on top. Do you think Charlie will be a benevolent leader? I think so. Me too. I think so. He's seen a lot in his time. You don't think he'll be like a Sheena Marie Shea, like finally gets accepted to the cool crew and like turns on the ones that brought him there.

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No, it's so exciting. Just, you know, I'm like being annoyingly like, this is my last, you know, like. I feel like if we don't, it's weird. No, no, not even with the podcast, like at home too. I'm like, Ben, like this is our like last podcast. whatever. I'm like, I'm being so dramatic. Even though like I low-key still have time left. Like I need to chill. You might have another taco Tuesday.

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Oh yeah, not us. We're going to find ourselves at the center of a lot of drama.

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Most likely, even though taco Tuesdays really do give me really bad acid reflux. So I actually can't, but I'm just being so dramatic. I'm like, do you think this is our last time in the car? Like no, we'll be driving to the hospital.

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Oh, perhaps if you started, that was like a practice in your everyday life.

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Okay. Sorry, my bad. But that's not who we were talking about at the beginning of the show.

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Just know like this person will be discussed on the toast today. And then she also will be co-hosting with Jackie next week or the week after next.

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Right. If I knew what on earth we were talking about, like I would be able to respond to that heinous accusation of me not being present.

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In my head. Like, I seriously, I can't follow this conversation. Because you're not present. Correct. Okay, fine. You got me. I'm not present. Does it feel like the last two? Like, do you really feel it? It's not my last. I have to work tomorrow. The last with me. Is the last with you? No, because there's something about podcasting in person, especially in this new studio. Like, this isn't real.

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And I know these episodes have actually been performing so well. Like numbers wise, people love when we're together. I feel like every day three people are listening. I'm like, I don't even like these episodes feel fake. Every time we put out our regular episode, it's like, oh my God, everyone's gonna listen and critique. And it's like very high stakes. These feel like we're cosplaying podcasters.

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So we're making waves. We're kind of at the epicenter of all things pop culture. Nothing new here.

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So that's why I'm just like, maybe that's why I'm not feeling present.

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Can I tell you something that I find really exciting about maternity leave? Obviously, I'm going to miss everyone so much, but as the nosiest bitch alive, what I loved about your maternity leaves is that I invited all these people to come co-host, and they are people with successful YouTube channels, successful podcasts, successful businesses, and everybody online makes themselves seem so-

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big deal. I'm so famous. I have so many fans, followers. And it's interesting to see who comes on the podcast and like increases numbers, you know, who actually like has fans, not just like followers. Um, and so like I was nosy and like literally one of my favorite activities was like tallying up the numbers at the end of the week.

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And I feel like I've said before who crushed it, but like honestly, Shannon, Shannon brings, brings, he brings peeps. And then you would have someone who was like a huge podcast and you're like, Oh man, Maybe that's a huge reason. Because everyone's on vacation. Right. So it's like a fun, like if you're a nosy, curious person like me.

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Yeah, no, when I have like a nap break, I'll be running the data.

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You can find me in our analytics department.

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Wow. You kind of have like an amazing setup for your New York week. I forgot.

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Okay, so the headline was a little misleading. Sounded like they took like a trip to a castle and like, so they had dinner together. And you know what? I actually think that's entirely possible, especially because like I could see, because we know David is like a huge monarchist. He literally was like one of those people who waited in line for seven hours to touch the queen's casket.

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I guess they like leave the casket out in some palace. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like as a rando, not even as a football star. He didn't use his special treatment and he cried and he was like taking pictures with people. So he obviously is like team royal. And so I could see as like an extra knife to like his family.

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him and Nicola having dinner with like Harry and Megan, who are like these, you know, Royal outsiders, 1000%.

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No, maybe that's what they, like maybe they're looking to go no contact. No,

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which a lot of people stop it turn around which is what a lot of people do with like in-laws they deem to be toxic no and harry and megan have sort of paved the way plenty of people have in-laws they deem to be toxic and they don't take it to the level that harry and megan did no no of course not but it is like a popular thing now it's like more like tiktok i know you don't know but it's like if something in your life like a person in your life doesn't serve like we're going no contact right that's fine i'm fine with no contact what harry and megan did was not no contact it was a

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It was a lot of a lot. I thought the story you were going to talk about is that they went to another concert.

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I'm in agreement. There is a way to like, obviously I'm always on the side of like, we have to make things work. Family is family. Sometimes you get to a point where like you can't with a certain family member. Um, and so Harry and Megan obviously got to that point. And I think the way they did it was not the best.

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And so if, if Brooklyn and Nicola are looking to go no contact with the Beckhams, which would make me so upset, like, that's not what I want. I don't know if like they're being, you know, led by the greatest of leaders.

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Yeah, they are like in complete different life stages, different ages. I don't know how these four would get together.

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Well, they did also go to a concert. They saw James Taylor, which is like seriously Ben's favorite artist. I've seen fire and I've seen rain. What a versatile taste in music they have. Like, I wonder if like we know Megan loves Beyonce. Maybe Harry loves James Taylor. Like, cause like, I don't know anybody who's like a big James Taylor and Beyonce fan.

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They're entirely different generations and genres.

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Yes, I think Megan loves being famous. And that's a part of her like I actually really relate to. In the same way how she had to tell everyone in her caption, thanks Beyonce and team for having us. She wants everyone to know, bitch, I'm famous. I'm connected. I can get seats at whatever events you can't get seats at. So I actually really relate to her in that way.

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I don't know if James Taylor tickets are particularly hard to come by or backstage passes. I'm sure he was thrilled to meet them. But obviously the headline here is the fact that Harry's at another concert wearing another hat. And not only is it like obviously... pointing to some sort of hair situation. He also has bad taste in hats.

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No, no. I'm thrilled. I'm excited for the toasters and all the new guests that are going to be coming and taking my place. And everyone's going to be like, we need more Jackson Blank. You know.

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This one's like a real emo beanie that I feel like the men on the hills used to wear, you know?

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I mean, the thing is with hair plugs, when your situation was so dire for so many years, like we're going to know. So, you know, like I know that when you get hair plugs or I don't know what the right word is these days, a transplant for the first couple of weeks, you have like sprouts on your forehead. It's like buzz. Well, yes, but you also like it's a little bloody and it's like it's so obvious.

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So you do have to cover it up if you leave the house. So it could be that he's in the covering up stage. I don't know why they insist on doing public events.

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They never post pictures. Yeah, but also like if he were to come out and have a full head of hair in six months, like that would be like me coming out with red hair. Like it's obviously a change.

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I think that would be like one of... the best things he could possibly do for himself and his brand.

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Oh, he's totally an investor in like HIMS. Cause you know that company, like you can get like Rogaine or Minoxidil.

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And I think his company failed. Wait, did you see what you just reminded me? It's kind of how like, oh, we talked about it on the shows, how Amy Schumer is an investor in that telehealth company that helps women with like weight loss drugs. And she was like, I had the best experience. I invested in this company and yeah, I'm on Manjaro obsessed.

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And it's like an endorsement for the telehealth company. That's definitely a possibility. And that would actually be a good business move for Harry.

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And I like how saying, like, going to Turkey is obviously, it's now code for, like, getting hair transplants. And I think if you have unlimited resources, you don't need to go to Turkey. Like, Turkey is just for, like, regular folk who want access to, like, really top-tier medical care at a much more affordable price. But, like, there are amazing people in the States.

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They're just incredibly pricey. I think.

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I don't think Harry would need to go. To Turkey. Like I know a couple of people who've gotten hair plugs. Like wealthy men.

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You guys can't see, but Rodeo's in the studio today. Do you see him? Make sure. He's not like doing anything bad, right?

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And not to be annoying like it is juicy. Okay.

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You don't actually have to travel unless you're just looking for a deal. A good hair plug at a good price. Right, because what you get for the price in Turkey, you would seriously have to go to Mexico for here and get risk infection, one of those turn. Yeah, they do a nice job there. And the medical care is so luxurious. The cost of your...

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procedure includes your flights includes like luxury recovery suites hotels for your family like it's really i watched darcy and stacy i know you don't know who that is it's a tlc show um and they went to turkey to get like completely new faces and they took us on the journey so i know a lot about turkey got it i saw a girl once go to turkey for medical care for like a nose job no she just like wanted to run all those expensive tests on herself oh a medical workup yeah yeah a medical workup also they're i think known for their teeth as well

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I think a lot of people like weren't expecting this. I'm finally getting music from Rihanna. And I just need this all before we panic to remember some of the best songs ever made have come from the Troll soundtrack. I got that sunshine in my pocket. Got that good song in my feet. We hate Justin Timberlake, but we love that song. Also... It's broken and it's beautiful by Kelly Clarkson.

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The way that I want to do is where you are. Where you are. How are the stories today? We have Summer House Recap, which I almost didn't watch, but I watched this morning and I'm glad I did. It was kind of a titillating episode. And so many people are like flip-flopping sides. I was reading the toasters and like the Facebook group. I need to start going to the toast group.

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And that's like the cool thing about being a billionaire, like not from music, like from her own business is like with the music she can do, make choices that feel right to her. Obviously she's in like her mom era. Yeah. So her kids are going to want to watch this and that's mom's song.

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It's literally Josie and the Pussycats, a little messaging in the music.

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It's really crazy because it's like 10 years in the making waiting for a Rihanna song. I have no doubt that it's going to be good. One, because it's Rihanna. And two, like something about the troll soundtrack in particular.

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Oh, I'm so sorry. Okay, okay. I obviously got my caricatures confused. Um, your six letter movie name. I thought she was releasing on the troll soundtrack. I'm like, well, the track record of troll songs going number one, the proof is there. Got it. Okay. I don't, I know less about the Smurfs discography. I apologize. It's okay.

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But once PricewaterhouseCoopers evolved...

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You guys remember he started that tour.

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And they say he couldn't pay it back because he is, while yes, incredibly successful, especially for a musician, I think at one point his net worth was like somewhere around $300 million. He was spending and he also had a bad business manager. It is believed that he... completely tore through his $300 million. Yeah, he sold his music catalog for $200 million in 2022.

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I was team Lexi, like now I'm team Jessie. Now I was team Jessie, now I'm team Lexi. Really, I'm feeling more steadfast in my take than ever.

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So we talked about that and we were like, that's kind of weird. It's a little early to sell your music. And now it seems like in the timeline of events that's being painted is that he was pretty much broke.

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Yeah, I believe that, especially when you think about like how young he was with so much money and how many like people around him just like wanting a piece of that. And then the Scooter Braun of it all makes sense because his sort of breakup with Justin Bieber was like the biggest deal ever. Um,

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Scooter Braun did go on to, like, sell his company to a Japanese company for, like, almost a billion dollars. So I feel like the $8 million, like, he could live without. Like, maybe we just call a spade a spade.

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Well, actually, it could have been both. Because it sounds like he did have, like, poor business managers. Well, yeah, but. To protect him from himself. Well, that's the other thing I worry about. Cause you know, they say road is valued at almost a billion dollars now. And I did see on Tik TOK. So I take this with a grain of salt that they're shopping it around to like, hopefully get bought.

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Um, it's incredibly successful. And so while I love that for her, I do hope she, you know, protects what's hers.

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If you guys remember her name, she was kind of a bad faith actor in the whole Britney Spears conservatorship situation.

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Oh, okay. Well, you know what? I'm then inclined to believe PricewaterhouseCooper because they were hired by Scooter and their results don't help Scooter.

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Yeah, no, I really, and then I saw a clip of him like being caught in a lie on Watched Rapids Live. I'm like, this person's like a full blown liar. Damn. Yeah. And we're wearing our new merch. Hope everybody was able to get what they wanted. Jackie and I are wearing two out of the three new t-shirts that we dropped. They are one size. And let me tell you, I have worn them.

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Yeah, well, if anybody wants to loan me $8 million, I am available. Will you pay it back? No. No, no, no. No. How about no?

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Yeah. And it's funny how we, we keep talking like Haley's a mother. Like we keep saying that. And I'm like, I forget Justin's a father too, you know?

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Yeah. But they seem fine. Claudia. But she keeps like, she's posted him too. She seems fine.

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No, I found something really interesting totally separately, because a lot of people think that Justin Bieber is somehow involved in the Diddy case, and that's not what I'm saying, but it just reminded me of Diddy, because I've ended up on Diddy Talk. And I'm glad, because it needs to be widely distributed.

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But do you know that Cassie, long after they had broken up, filed a civil suit against him, and they settled out of court. She got $30 million from him. And- A part of that is obviously signing an NDA. She wasn't allowed to ever speak. But because this is a federal indictment, like civil suit NDAs don't apply. So she not only got her $30 million, but she also got to speak her truth.

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Right. Just given the timing, Justin's age at the time, people he was hanging out with.

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Attending the freak-offs. Yeah. No, I meant Justin as a victim. And that's why he's currently having this public Britney moment because it's a deeply... hurtful part of his past. There's no proof of that, but it's just a connection people are making.

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So some, some documents were published by Justin Baldoni's lawyers yesterday. And obviously people read them and they were referencing Taylor Swift. So immediately people, you know, did their thing. And essentially he submitted documents and is alleging that Blake Lively was When the scandal started blowing up, not only like extorted Taylor Swift, but like threatened and blackmailed her.

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Basically, the lawyers alleging that they have a really legitimate source that said Blake Lively asked, threatened, asked Taylor to like speak out on her behalf while everyone was coming for Taylor, excuse me, for Blake. And if she didn't, then threatened to like release personal text messages from the last 10 years of their personal friendship. That's what's being alleged.

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And it's apparently this really legitimate source who knows this stuff. So then their text messages could be subpoenaed. Right. And so Taylor then... was subpoenaed earlier this week, her team released a statement being like, she didn't work on the movie, she didn't work on the score.

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Yeah, they licensed her song, My Tears Were Gushay for the trailer, but like, she was busy being on one of the biggest world tours. Like, this has nothing to do with me. Please excuse me from this narrative. So it's gotten really messy with Taylor. And I think anytime, like, I think it's a strategic thing because anytime...

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Taylor gets brought up this, the lawsuit gets brought up again in a major way. On this show. On this show in a major way. And it's really always in favor of Justin Baltoni because even though at first I really didn't believe any of the things they were saying about Taylor and Blake, like these two have not been spotted together in a really long time. So I don't know what's true.

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And at first I was like, there's literally no way. There's no way. But if Blake did like even remotely threaten Taylor, like Taylor's out.

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Where am I? Oh, I don't know. That's such crazy behavior for Blake.

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I don't know. I don't know. Because this whole time I've really felt like so much of the Taylor rhetoric is like blown up. Like what the fuck does this have to do with Taylor Swift? And I'm sorry, I just never took Taylor as like one of those friends.

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They have painted it up until this point that Taylor like is staying away from Blake because she doesn't want like the stain of a, you know, a scandal on her record. And I'm like, that's really lame. Like your friend is your friend. And I didn't believe Taylor to be that type of person. But now it seems like she's just mad at Blake for doing something to her.

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Like that's different than like, you know, what's the word I'm looking for? And distancing. Distancing yourself from a friend who's like having a public scandal. You could be mad at someone. Yeah, no. I'm like, if you're distancing your friend from having a public scandal, like you've had public scandals. That's really lame of you, Taylor. I never thought that that was the truth.

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Now it seems like she has a legitimate gripe. And I'm like, well, if that's the case, but this is all coming from Justin Baldoni. Like, what do we know? The thing is, we will know if these two are never spotted together ever again, like something happened. But Blake has been taking time off from like public events. Taylor hasn't been seen in a couple of months.

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Her and Taylor's like blackout dates didn't overlap. Like Taylor was being really public and Blake was not. And then Taylor went- you know, on vacation. I don't know where she's been for the last couple of weeks slash months. And Blake did time 100. Now, like, I feel like they... Fine.

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So if there's a time, like Super Bowl or whatever, like things that they would be doing together that they're not doing, then I will say something happened.

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Well, obviously I stand with Taylor because that's so lame. Like anyone threatening your personal text messages, like as a public figure, like your privacy is the only thing you have.

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But as a friend who like... we know like what does Taylor value most? Really her privacy and like the people she keeps close to her. And Blake has withstood every friend from the last 10 years, the girl squad, everyone has come and go, but Blake has been tried and true. And they're so close like with the kids and the music. If that's devastating.

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With these conflicting feelings? No, no, my feelings are as such. If Blake did this, she's so wrong for that. And like I'm team Taylor, 100% Taylor, should never be her friend again.

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I don't think in this case, no. But again, these are all documents, allegations being made from Justin Baldoni.

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The thing is, this is very easily deniable. Go to dinner. Like, I will be settled. You two go to dinner. Give me a blurry paparazzi picture at a restaurant in Philadelphia. Like, go to dinner and we're good. Yeah. This is easy to figure out if it's true or not. Because Taylor would never talk to her again if it was true.

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It doesn't feel like, I know it's technically like a Friday for you.

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New York One has a show called... Oh, I did watch a Knicks game. That's why I couldn't watch Summer House until this morning. They lost. Ugh. And it's like the Knicks just need to win one more game. Always the hardest. And last... not last night, the one before last, their best player got injured with his Achilles. He's out for the season. So it was sort of a layup.

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But didn't a Celtics player get injured?

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Oh, today's episode is also brought to you by Carraway. Perfect. Jackie's the number one Carraway spokesperson.

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The best player from the other team. They don't know how to operate as not the underdog. But Ben is so excited because... They're coming back? They're coming back. And I think I'm going to go. Like with him. I think you should go. I think it's kind of crazy to go like nine months pregnant.

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Slayed. Seriously, thank you. I was going to pass out. Slayed it. Slayed. 25 seconds over, but we're fine. It was worth it.

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So they started as HBO Go and then they were HBO Now. And then they were HBO Max. And then they were Max. And now they're back to being HBO Max. And I remember when we reported that they were going from HBO Max to Max, that that was a mistake. Because HBO, people die for recognizability like that. And while yes, Max offers a wide variety of shows that were never on HBO,

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It's most popular for streaming the white Lotus, things that are actively on HBO game of Thrones. Like, I don't know why they ran from it. And obviously they don't either. Cause they're going back and normalize like undoing something. You know, I feel like people, they spend so much money on rebrands. Oh, we can't, we can't, even though it was a mistake. Like, no, clearly it was a mistake.

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I know. And you love your man. I do. And you would do anything for him. I do. And I want him to be happy. And he was like, okay, so how much should we spend? He was being so crazy. What's the cap per ticket? Well, who are we asking, right? In this situation, he is you. Well, in most situations, he is me. I was like, I... I was like, I don't know.

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No, if they make us redownload another app, which I don't know why you can't change your logo without having a whole new app, that... I didn't even think about that, Jackie. That's a really good point.

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Oh my God, it's like a new show. Are you smarter than a Max executive? Yes. I'm cracking up. No, you're 100% right. Like, normalize. You're giving them so much grace and they don't deserve it.

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It's textbook. It's textbook. And this episode's brought to you by Hulu, so you guys can eat my ass, okay?

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Yeah, they would never. No, but I mean, like, Max could never do something as innovative as sponsoring the toast. But I challenge you.

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We don't give idiots extra 25 seconds. It's true. Oh, my God. I'm cracking up. No, you're right. Not me being so nice. Like, good on you. Good on you. I just feel like sometimes people, like, make a mistake. That's so obvious. But, like, they did it in such a big way. They're like, well, we can't backtrack. You know, we can't undo this. We can't.

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They're just being like, ha ha. Oops. Yeah, they put out a tweet of that Marnie quote. Like, okay, make fun of the girl who, you know, tried something new. It's like, no. Make fun of the idiot who's an idiot. Make fun of the billion dollar company who couldn't see what, as Jackie put it so eloquently, what a third grader could say.

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It's such fifth and final story. It's like fodder though, you know?

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Made for, a thousand percent. Streaming news. Streaming rebrand news. streaming and or rebrand news. It's true. It's true. Um, let's dive into the summer house recap, which was last night's episode of the final weekend in the house. Um, Lexi just like shows up and she's changed her mind and I live for it.

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And I feel like some people, what I had seen people saying, which I found really disappointing was like, they were so team Lexi up until this point, but like last night was like clearly, uh, Lexi getting exposed as some sort of liar. Whereas I had a totally different experience. Like Lexi's valid in saying like, we just had a whole conversation breaking up.

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Sierra didn't come up once you go up to recap with everyone. And suddenly it's all about Sierra. And then they're parsing out. They obviously had a conversation about Sierra this week at the U S open and they are describing it entirely differently. And I just want to say. For everyone's day, like everyone likes, he's so crazy. Yada, yada.

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Like Sierra has been like a thorn in their side of their relationship and they're finally doing better. And I don't know if they went to the U S open together, but like taking pictures with a girl, who's not your girlfriend. Who's like, like, I think it's still inappropriate behavior on Jesse's part. And I know that's like, not cool of me to say like, well, like Sierra didn't do anything.

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No, Sierra didn't do anything, but like, you're obviously in a new relationship. You've been accused of being super flirty with this girl. And I know you care about your friendship with her, but like, do you think it's appropriate when you're like in a relationship to like, be taking pictures and like hanging out solo with a girl who you said you wish you had hit on last summer.

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Like you have to show me, but I'm not spending a lot of money to get a crap seat.

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And so it's either like one of these two people is lying and like their version of the truth is just so different. And so I don't know who I'm inclined to believe, but it's not Jesse, right? Like this is a person who has been dishonest with Lexi all season long. And then last night on Watch What Happens Live, like literally he was asked kind of a harmless question. It was like Wes's

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Did you feel any type of way seeing Jesse like drunk mad that Lexi was allegedly flirting with you? And Jesse was like, I never said that. And both Andy and Wes were like, yeah, you did. It's literally on camera. Like, we're not mad, but like, why are you lying? Like, it was such a random thing to lie about that. I'm like, I'm not inclined to believe you as a truth teller.

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No. And I was seeing like a bunch of people I know, like socially were at the game and they had like mass seats. And I like, they were like, we paid like $4,000 for a seat. So I'm like, I'm not doing that. You're not, you wouldn't go to 4,000 per ticket.

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Or she got like caught in some sort of lie. She didn't.

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So that's what people had said. For TV. I was team Lexi, but it seems like she just wanted the relationship.

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to run its course the entire season. And the second the show ends on the last weekend, she's breaking up with him, which no, I don't agree with either.

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Jesse feels like Lexi's a liar and hates Sierra. And like Lexi and Sierra like really have never talked. This is long overdue. And I like that she came in kind of guns blazing, like defending herself because it kind of is her against everyone. Like they, there aren't sides, but the girls like Jesse.

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I don't like talking about money because obviously this sounds crazy. There are people who can't pay their bills. But yes, for Ben, as a gift for like him being really one of the most amazing husbands anyone could be during the course of this pregnancy. Like not an area complaint. Well, I do have complaints. Except for the golf and like. Except for the golf and like the mess.

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Agreed. I don't agree with a lot of what people are saying.

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One thousand percent. The other thing I wanted to say is I felt like everybody was like really being dramatic and not understanding Lindsay's Instagram post at all. Like, I did not think it was weird. And like, yeah, it was this major moment for her. She wasn't even talking so much about the breakup.

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She's talking about all the things she's accomplished in the year since and how like a year if you told her, you know, this is the worst day of your life. But in a year from now, you're going to be so happy. pregnant, like, literally filling your dreams. Like, everybody, Carl's so butthurt. Like, and everybody was, like, gassing him up. Like, it was weird.

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Like, it really, I didn't think it was so weird.

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No, and also, even when she was like making her speech, it wasn't even derogatory towards Carl. It was like, we're both better off. Like, it's good. I don't know. They were like really looking for something. There wasn't anything there.

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I was like, what's the big fucking deal?

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No, I mean Carl rolling up in his mobile bar. Excuse me? His mobile burp, yeah.

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His mobile bar. Yeah. That was like a low for humanity.

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Cooking food that you don't want. And the smells. But beyond that, yes, I can commit $5,000 total. Oh. to this gift for Ben. But the thing is, we're gonna end up not going because the $5,000 is not gonna get you good seats. No, that's not gonna get you what you want. Timothy was at the game last night solo, sitting courtside. At the Celtics. At the Celtics game, yeah. Kylie didn't go to Boston.

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You're kind of like a Target demo. You don't drink.

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Get Jackie within 100 feet of soft bar.

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Well, yes, because it's Carl's, but also because it's a terrible idea.

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to put it mildly yeah um so i think we probably have one more episode next week's the season finale and then the reunion which i've heard was great so it's been a good season and for everyone don't forget on the season finale we're gonna get like page and craig oh yeah but for everybody being like enough lexi and jesse like honestly thank you what the hell would we be talking about kyle sperm like it's the only thing that happened this season like they're the only people who brought it no it's really true what would have maybe someone would have done something

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It's like more work. I literally don't know.

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That's so crazy if they didn't want to pay him.

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Like sometimes you just have to like kind of look away or like squint. Yeah. But like, it's so bad, it's good. It's so good. It's so bad that it's good. That's our Summer House recap. That's our final pregnant podcasting in public in person together.

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TD Garden. I feel like Kylie went back to the beach.

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Yes, so even though it is Thursday, today is Jax's final episode in the studio this week because tomorrow's episode is going to be Ben and I. It kind of worked out perfectly that the last episode before my maternity leave would be Ben and I. We need to hear from the two of you, send you off a big farewell.

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Okay, well, you should go. Yeah, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking it through. And if any- Even though I love watching games on TV. It's so fun. I love television.

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This is the last time we will podcast together as sisters, remote or otherwise, where only one of us is a mother. Yeah. And how does that make you feel? You feel like I'm encouraging a little bit on your mama space?

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Yeah. I feel like I'm definitely thinking through a lot now, like what my, you know, digital footprint, my identity is going to look like as like a content creator, podcaster, comedian, influencer, who's now a mom, obviously like it can take over your whole being. And I'm not really like wanting to do that. I think sometimes like you can't control it. Right.

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Um, and I feel like I've talked about like other people who I think do a good job of like balancing both. Like, I don't want, I don't want to be like Like, everybody's like, oh, all she does is talk about being a mom. But I also don't want to be the one person that's like, why don't you ever talk about being a mom, you know? It's like a balance. Obviously, women are so critical of other women.

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So I'm looking forward to everybody critiquing me for, like, how I embrace this new era of my life. I don't have a chip on my shoulder about it or anything. But we'll see. We'll see how it goes.

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That's kind of the cornerstone of motherhood.

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No, no, no. I feel like also at this stage of pregnancy, like, you're so bored. Like, all you do is worry about things that are, like, are not real issues.

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Like, I was so worried about my junk drawer. I don't know if you saw that kind of, like, reorganize my junk drawer, which was a big moment in my house. And the way that, like, that junk drawer weighed on me for, like, a week, you know? You just, like, you have nothing to do but just, like, worry about stuff.

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When you're pregnant without other kids.

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Obviously when you're pregnant with a toddler, you're taking care of the toddler.

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That's a beautiful full circle story, Jax.

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It's the first day of camp. My bags are tightly packed. My duffel trunk and pillow are all neatly stacked. We bump and we bend up curves, bends and hills. The winding camp roads gives me goosebumps and chills. No, the fact that people continue to write children's books when the best one ever has already been written. Like seriously, lay down your pencils. It's so true.

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Cause I'm leaving on maternity. I literally tried to spell maternity like on my phone the other day texting. It's a word that's no longer in my vocabulary because maternity. Yeah.

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And it's loosely based off of our own life. The main character is inspired by one of- It's a biography. It's autobiographical. It's semi-autobiographical. And the main character is based loosely off of one of Jackie's sisters, who is not me, which is- low-key one of the most disgusting parts, but we'll just skip right over, because I know that the sequel... Is about a camper named Trudy. Yeah.

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And the camper and the counselor in the book, the counselor's name is Counselor Snitch. What is the camper's name?

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Because she, well, I like that she's nameless because she kind of represents all women.

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The second wave of younger people finding it and older people reliving, I've hated every minute of it and I want the song to be done.

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For me, maybe it's like a constant reminder that not us, but society, excluding us, let Natasha Bedingfield down. And they like forced her to just keep performing this same old song as if she doesn't have other music that is so unbelievable.

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When I hear unwritten, I think of just the lost potential.

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You guys didn't. No. Okay. You guys didn't. We are excluded from that narrative, but you know who else is excluded from that narrative? I wonder if you're going to know what I say. I'm supporting Natasha Bedingfield. I'm supporting Natasha Bedingfield's other work outside of Unwritten.

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um you're not gonna know it's like it's like a niche me reference i am i am yeah it's like it's a person whose name we don't know what do you mean my favorite movie of all time like do you know what i'm gonna say

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Not the other woman No close though Something borrowed And they end the film Like finally She steals her Spoiler alert She steals her best friend's man She's picking up His dry cleaning Like she Her and the friend Are never gonna be okay But she got the guy And she don't give a fuck You know And she's picking up His dry cleaning It's like a perfect day In New York And they're walking away And it's like

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I have to keep reminding myself I'm not like anyone else. So the person who scored Something Borrowed, Jax and Claude, are not responsible for holding Natasha Bedingfield back from reaching her fullest potential. Now she's out here just making TikToks to the same song.

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But that's why I just went straight for the meatball shape.

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And it was really good. We are all doing what we have to do to survive. And I get that. And like you got dinner on the table for you and your family. And anyone who has anything to say about that will talk to me first. And we had plenty of beef. We had beef between our teeth. I've got beef between my teeth. It would be lost without my floss.

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The way that episode of Sweet Life, Zack and Cody, had such an impact on me individually, and only me and my group of friends from high school are obsessed with it. I feel as though it's not a cultural thing that everybody talks about and references. I don't even know what it was about. And I just know it was the kid from Ugly Betty. Betty's sister's son.

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Justin Suarez. I was going to say Justin Guarini. Justin Suarez. He has Justin Guarini energy in that episode of Suite Life of Zack and Cody where he leaves it all on the stage. Yeah. So like that's just something that meant a lot to me. I forget where I was going with that.

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He left no crumbs. He ate and left no crumbs.

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So try out hamburger meatballs. Yeah. If you are looking for a family friendly dish and you've got ground beef and you don't know what to do with it.

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I just know that Ben's not home for dinner tonight. So like I will be eating like... What are you craving, turd? Like, I'm just going to be eating, like, eat what I find. You know, we have those pop-up bagels. That's probably what I'll have. You'll be scavenging.

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It'll be rough for me, like, tonight. Okay, well, I'll FaceTime you because at least we'll have that. Like, with Ben, you'll go hungry. Yeah. Without Ben, you'll go hungry, but you will be, like, emotionally fulfilled. Not that you wouldn't be with Ben, but sisterly fulfilled.

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Yeah, it's kind of like a different sort of fulfillment.

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For sure. So Thursdays are great because they're very relaxed, right? Like Wednesday, we had so much to do between the merch launch and Deer Toasters. I definitely felt like a little bit on edge throughout the entire experience.

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Yeah, no, it's okay. And I got through it. And I think everybody really enjoyed. So that's great. Today, Thursdays, I find so relaxing. It's like the day before Friday. We have nothing to do. Friday, we have Queenie and Weenie. We always like to like wrap things up. Today, we can just like talk, you know?

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Yeah, we actually have some really funny random stories. Funny? Yeah, I'm excited to get into some of them. And I guess like without further ado, we could do that.

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I wasn't bringing up the run of show like for the purpose. Sometimes I do bring up the run of show for the purpose of like, you know, moving into the second half. But if you have anything else you want to chat about, I'm open to chatting.

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They were peppering me with questions hosted by Tina and Artie. A lot of pepper. Yeah. Also known as Jenna and Kevin. But to me, they're Tina and Artie. And I don't know when it's coming out. I think actually soon. It was really good. I'm excited for my fellow Gleeks to hear it.

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No, I feel as though we've dillied and we've dallied.

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And there was a lot of hype, like Sonos is releasing headphones. What are they going to be like? And the Sonos Ace are here. I've had, I have two pairs, one that I live at the studio and one that I have at my house that I go on like all my walks with, that go to the gym with. I love them. They're Bluetooth headphones that you can literally never charge.

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That's Sonos, S-O-N-O-S.com slash toast, Sonos.com slash T-O-A-S-T. Today's episode is also brought to you by Athena Club, which is like so appropriate because I actually shaved my legs yesterday, like, and I'm feeling really proud of it. So as soon as summer's over, you usually give up on shaving. It feels like a chore. You end up with nicks, razor burns, and you're showing less skin.

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that's really exciting I'm glad they still allowed you on yeah despite despite yeah well I actually I brought up Ben and so one of the hosts one of the hosts Jenna is a toaster and so I had a feeling she might have heard what Ben had said about Artie and I like definitely was going in like feeling uncomfortable so I brought it up first because Ben was like going on and on about Artie on our Halloween episode and I'm like Ben you can't just like say stuff like that so I brought it up first just to like sort of get it out of the way and nobody seemed offended like they were they were cool phew

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Thank you, while turd lasts. You're welcome, while turd lasts. Our first story, some exciting news to update you on, because I feel like we never have an update. But Hoda Copy's Today Show replacement has been revealed nearly two months after her exit announcement. So there's two things here, like her Today Show hour and then Jenna, which we'll get to.

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But first, it has been revealed that Craig Melvin will be taking over for Hoda Copy when she exits the Today Show on January 10th. Craig Melvin is the new anchor of the Today Show Savannah Guthrie gushed of one of those popular decisions NBC News has ever made. Hoda said to Craig, you were made for this job. You will have all the things that this job needs. You're the right person for it.

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Al Roker said that he did not have the words, but he was so happy for his colleague.

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as for craig he's excited and grateful he said it meant a lot to inherit the role from hoda as she is the heart of the show he said this is the latest in a long line of blessings he will continue doing the third hour today with um al roker chanel jones and dylan dryer he said i talked to mom and dad yesterday and i'm thankful they're still young enough and healthy enough to be able to see this that's really that was really sweet meanwhile the fourth hour hoda and jenna

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we'll transition into Jenna and friends where Jenna will quote date different co-hosts until they find the right fit until they find the right fit. But I would just say, make haste. It's jeopardy. It's Jeopardy. I do prefer Decision, but I understand you gotta see how the shows actually go.

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By the way, I saw this Craig news this morning, and for me, I don't know if I'm unique in the fact, I don't care who replaces Hoda when she's doing the news. That's the job a million people could do. To sit in Kiki and talk to celebrities, that's so interesting, and I think that requires such a different skill set. And so that's been my focus. That's who I'm really eager to see. So happy for Craig.

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He's a cutie. I really don't know much about him. He'll do a great job. I don't care. I didn't realize that they had like made somewhat of an announcement when it comes to the Jenna thing. I thought they just announced the Craig. They slipped this in.

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This is exactly what you said. Exactly what you said when we were talking about this, like that they not do the Jeopardy thing where they try out a million people, people stop caring. And it didn't work for Jeopardy because they ended up hiring the person they meant to hire the first day they found out Alex Trebek died, but they did it because he had some old tweet about someone in a wheelchair.

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Like they should have just made that decision day one because it got so stupid.

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Cause if they announce someone right now or say, give Craig his moment, announce someone next week, this is who's going to be with Jenna. Like there'll be so much excitement and fanfare as opposed to just like everyone sort of losing interest. And then it's like, This person is the best. Like, and also if I was that person, and I feel like people come through the Today Show all the time.

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I'm surprised Jenna doesn't have a, or maybe it's not up to Jenna, but I feel like she would know who she'd like to do it with.

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If she had a preference, like she could definitely push it forward. I feel like she really likes Justin Sylvester. And I think the culture really likes Justin Sylvester. I think it's a great, great choice. And I'm sure they'll have like three or four people in rotation and it'll become clear like who the favorite is based on like, you know, social media and ratings. But I hate this. I can't lie.

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Major. Oh. I finished my book last night. You guys don't read it. Something happened. Frida, it's not, like, I think Frida was...

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I would love to see who is even an option, like who these friends will be. Because of course, like Justin Sylvester comes to mind for us because we know that he co-hosts a lot and like we love him. But I wonder who are like the obvious names. In rotation. Yeah, I'm looking. Who are they saying? Who will even be on Jenna and Friends?

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Who are the friends? Right. And is it people that we know have already guest co-hosted? Or are these people Jenna's putting forward for the job? Like people in her life. Right. Right, maybe other hosts out there. Yeah, because it's like Justin, who else? I know Heather co-hosts. Who else does like frequently, not just one time?

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But we only like know that because we follow them on Instagram. Yeah, it's like in our circle, yeah. So I'm sure if we followed other people on Instagram, let me go look. What's their show called? Hoda and Jenna.

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I do like the name Jenna and Friends, I just want to say.

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I know, but I feel like it's like a bad, like think about Kelly Ripa. It's hard to see who's hosting and who's a guest. I think that it's a bad precedent. Like when you think about Kelly Ripa. When you don't immediately make a decision, it's just bad.

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And I feel like with the Regis and Kelly show, or however it started, I forget, Regis and Kathy, every time somebody left, boom, there was a new person. And we all got with it. It became Regis and Kathy, Regis and Kelly, Kelly and... Ryan. Ryan. No, no, Kelly and Michael. Like every time they switch the names of the show, like we all just kind of got on board and it became a part.

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usurped like I think someone wrote under her name like it was not Frida it was a mess I think that Frida is like actually under too much pressure like she had too much success too soon and you know she's like an official writer of Amazon like she's like a kid she has a big Kindle unlimited contract and I think she owes them like x amounts of manuscripts per quarter and I think she's buckling under the pressure of Amazon like I think Jeff Bezos's boot is on her neck and I think we're seeing that reflected in the work I think Frida could like write these books in her sleep

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It was like a part of the vernacular. We had an easy time. We're like, yeah, Kelly and Ryan, Kelly and Mark, Kelly and Michael. And I actually think, I know she's had her issues, but that's a really good example of how to transition someone out of a role quickly and just like the public gets on board. They just do. But when you dilly dally like this, like it's silly. Make a choice.

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That's always what I'm saying. Make a choice. I don't like this.

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They could also be testing people like behind the scenes, you know, they don't have to do it all in the public.

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I think they knew Hoda was leaving for a little while. And I think that anytime one of them was off, they were testing people.

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I think they've been testing people for like a year.

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Yeah, I think they think that this will drum up excitement, but I think it's going to be the opposite. I think it will drum up exhaustion. Agreed. It's jeopardy. But congratulations to Craig Melvin. Congrats.

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A job a million girls would kill for. It's so true. And you know what? You love to see journalist roles going to journalists. I think that's kind of rare these days. It's usually an influencer.

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It's so true. Maybe it'll be an influencer with Jenna. I would love that. But probably someone a bit older. I actually feel like if I thought long and hard about it, we could come up with some good names. But it is so much about chemistry. If you even pulled from all of those talk shows that went away, like...

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Meredith Vieira, Bethany. No, like the talk, the real. The real, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of swirlies who have good hosting, daytime background. Right. Adrienne Bailon, Lonnie Love.

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Yay, the chew. The chew. So go over there. Daphne Oz. Daphne Oz. I like her. She's dazzling. She is dazzling.

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She's a nice life. I like following her on social media.

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Yeah. So are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Which is sort of the hot gossip of the day. Oh. Teddy Mellencamp allegedly cheated on her husband, Edwin, with her married horse trainer, and a heated confrontation ensued. So we went from knowing absolutely nothing about this divorce to now I feel knowing too much.

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Agreed, and not in the way, I don't know why I just assumed Edwin was the villain, not Teddy.

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Right, so apparently, Teddy Mellencamp cheated on her husband with a married friend. An insider with direct knowledge of the situation told page six that she allegedly stepped out on him several times with her long time, with her longtime pal, whose then wife was also a close friend. So this guy has been identified. His name is Simon Schroeder.

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He's her horse trainer and his wife, his name is Carly Postal. Um, that just will be germane as we go forward. So the two of them have two children. And apparently when Teddy and Simon were in Florida together for an equestrian event, while his wife was in California in labor with their second child. His wife thought it was suspicious that her husband was in Florida when she was giving birth.

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When he returned to LA, the insider says that she allegedly discovered inappropriate text messages between him and Teddy, which led to a heated public confrontation. Apparently they confessed. Teddy promised it would not happen again. And the wife didn't tell Edwin when she found out because she was willing to give Simon another chance. Oh, wow. Wow.

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However, Daily Mail source said that the wife learned last month that the alleged sexual relationship not only continued, but also became emotional. So she told Edwin. Then Teddy filed for divorce so that Edwin did not have the chance to file and get her for adultery.

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It has been alleged that the marriage ended because Edwin cheated on Teddy, but it's actually the other way around, this Daily Mail source says.

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Justice for Edwin. Not us all dragging his name through the mud, like with literally no proof.

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But the timeline is so confusing to me because she filed for divorce on November 1st and listed the date of separation as October 20th, even though they were packing on the PDA at a charity event four days later. Isn't that like lying to the government? I have no idea.

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Like falsifying documentation? I'm literally like that scene in Elle Woods.

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Unless it's like true. Like maybe they were like splitting. Maybe they had like one great last night together.

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Yeah. I mean, I guess anything's possible. Plausible deniability. They were just putting it off of the cameras.

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Or they were like, let's just give them a show. The craziest part of this whole saga is the wife finding out and not telling Edwin. Like, I guess at a situation like that, like it's every man for himself. Like I'm trying to protect my family, my marriage. She owes nobody anything. Like, bitch, I'm just trying to get through this. But I never thought about like when,

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And someone took over Frida's name. Like maybe, maybe she even outsourced like, okay, they want all these books from me. Like, you know how to write in the Frida style. And like, maybe for some people it passed as Frida. It was not a Frida Rita. It was not a Frida Rita.

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Like if a spouse finds out, like do you tell the other spouse?

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I guess it all depends on the relationships. But I guess she didn't want to make the whole thing bigger than it was if she was going to give him another chance. And she just sort of wanted to go away. So if then, what if Edwin found out, left Teddy, and Teddy becomes single and now she's hanging around your mans? Right, right. You're trying to make it work and you have a baby.

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I think like... the Teddy that we got to know on the show, like she was very much like a pushover. Like she wasn't making strong decisions.

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Like, but I also feel like she was very like much, um, she acted as a moral character. Yeah. Yeah. So this is really surprising, but it's also like, so Beverly Hills, like not the horse trainer. Yeah. And like, is it Stassi's brother?

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Yeah. It's giving the politician. It's also, I think, made Teddy Mellencamp, at least to me, far more interesting. I don't know if interesting is a word I would have used to describe her up until this point. And so to see that, not that there's anything like admirable about having an affair, but it takes a set of balls. And I never saw that for her.

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Like she didn't seem like a freewheeling kind of gal.

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Yeah. I guess, but also I know all she wanted was like privacy and not to speak on it. And I think when we thought it was something else, that could be the case. But now that this is all out there, like she's- Privacy revoked. No, no, she's gonna talk about, if she doesn't talk about it- It's an admission of guilt. And it's just hard because she has a podcast.

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Like she talked, if this were a housewife who just like, you know, does the show, well, the other women will bring it up, but like post on Instagram, like we're not- She's not even on the show anymore. Right, no, but like when you have a podcast and we're always hearing from you-

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No, not only that. And the concept of their show, they're like always digging in on other people. So it's like, you can't dish in and not take it.

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Yeah. No, if she were on the show, it would come up. But I'm just saying like the podcasting, I feel like that's what we were saying about Brianna chicken fry. It's like when you don't, when something is so out in the public about your personal life, that's something like, I don't know, I just feel like it's really hard to navigate if you don't address it at all.

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And the Frida Rita that I read that was not a Rita either was called The Coworker. Okay. So just putting it out there. What was yours called? This one was called The Boyfriend. The Boyfriend. Put it on the list of like Frida books that are not Rita-ing in the way that they should. Oh, I didn't bring my pad and paper up here. What do you mean? You like literally just get like my pad and paper.

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It is, and I think that's also an important distinction whenever we're talking about the difference between influencers and celebrities. Celebrities really are afforded the luxury of that privacy. They don't have to speak. You're not on press, unless you're in the middle of a press junket, but if you're not working, you can literally take six months of silence and people will forget about it.

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But influencers, your job is to constantly be making content staying relevant, being on the scene, and so it makes it virtually impossible to deal with things privately. But there's just as much intrigue in you as there is in celebrities.

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I would argue there's sometimes even more intrigue in influencer drama or an influencer divorce than a celebrity divorce because there's this weird parasocial relationship between followers. And there is one. Yeah. So you're getting even more intrigue and sort of there's a higher level of interest than even a traditional celebrity. You can't get away from it.

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And for Teddy, there's a higher level of interest than if she was just a former housewife. Like Camille Grammer cheated on her new husband. Like that just wouldn't. Nobody would care. Right.

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No, it's really crazy. It's really crazy. So we'll keep you posted. But that was the plot twist of the century. Yeah. Speaking of rumored affairs, are you ready for this next one? Our favorite story of the year. What? Hugh Jackman's ex-wife, Deborah Lee Furness, is subtly reacting to his alleged affair with Sutton Foster. Okay, Debs, lay it on me.

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Because you know I ride for Debs, but honestly, in this situation, she's taking a vaccine.

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Yeah, no, but she's spilling tea in her own way. So... Hugh Jackman may not have been a free agent when he allegedly started his romance with Sutton Foster. He was married to Deborah Lee Furness for 27 years. The two announced they were divorcing. Rumors have swirled over the past few months that he possibly stepped out of his marriage.

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And now the Australian actress, that's Deborah Lee Furness, has seemingly reacted to the news of his relationship. So Deb liked a post from her private Instagram account of a gossip blogger, Tasha Lustig, claiming that Jackman had blindsided Deb by sharing his relationship with Sutton.

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Deb's friend, British media personality Amanda DeCandidat, also weighed in on the allegations, writing in a comment last month, you were on point with this one. My beloved friend Deb is about to have her glow up any moment, FYI.

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It's kind of like... I completely agree. That was a beyond unnecessary comment for this girly to make.

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I just feel like they're trying to get in there, but they're also just like- Grown women. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think she realized what she meant by that.

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I think this might be their first rodeo. I think she meant like she's about to have a moment, you know?

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Not like- Not like she's ugly. A makeover. Okay. She's about to start glowing. So this, I feel, might be a situation where we need to trust our faves. Who's our fave in this situation? I don't know. I don't know. Like, I really don't know. I fear that I can see this being the reality, right? They worked on a project very closely together. They were both married.

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And now a year later, they're both divorced and in a relationship. So obviously, it's entirely possible that they fell in love, never did anything wrong, went home, divorced their partners, and came together only at a time where it was acceptable to do so.

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Just get a pad and paper and leave it up there.

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I have pads downstairs and papers. I finished Outer Banks.

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However, the injured party could call that an affair because they fell in love.

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That's not an affair. If you develop feelings for someone and you're in a relationship and you go home and end that relationship, like that's the right thing to do. You can't stop yourself from having feelings, but you can stop yourself from acting on those feelings.

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Yes, but then think about really the timeline. Say you're, like, at first it's just you feel this way about someone, but you're not going to leave your wife. You don't know if they feel that way about you. You kind of, like, need that confirmation, and then you're getting into emotional affair territory. It's really hard to do this in a clean way.

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Okay, but I think there is a world... Like, what if she doesn't like you back? Okay, that's a really good point, but I do feel like there is a world in which, like, you can find out that the other person likes you, and you both go home and get divorced. Like, and that's not an affair.

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But don't you kind of have to, like... see that through a little bit just to confirm if it's more than what you have at home?

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Yeah, I mean, it's very reckless to not, but I just, I think it's possible.

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Yeah, no, I mean, I'm trying to... I know, like, I think they probably went about it in the best, most respectful way possible, and it can even hold space for maybe that it wasn't even, didn't even get physical until all was said and done. But the injured party can still... Say that's an affair.

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Wow. I did. Our conversation yesterday got me talking about it. And Ben has been, like, hawking me a chai nick. Like, want to finish Outer Banks? But no, actually. He's so Outer Banks. He's obsessed with Outer Banks. Like, he loves it. And, like, the experience I'm having where it's, Jackie, like, when I thought it couldn't get any more unrealistic, they take a boat from South Carolina to Morocco.

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And also I think that, you know, you can maintain that nothing happened between this person, but your wife is not going to believe you. You're leaving me over this person. You obviously fucked her. Right. So there's his story, her story, and the truth, right?

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Well, you just said a mouthful there, sister. What am I choosing to believe? I'm choosing to believe that everybody's truth is their own.

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I agree. And I'm choosing to believe that, of course, this wasn't the ideal situation. I believe that Sutton and Hugh went about it in the best way that they could have while also betraying the people that they loved.

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Yeah. And I think that we have to hold space for like every generation. There's sort of like a once in a love situation.

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Once in a lifetime kind of love. And sometimes you have to hurt people for that. And I fear that Hugh and Sutton might just be that once in a lifetime kind of love. They just like got in the way. And it's unfortunate. But think about it like, okay, the notebook, right? Allie and Noah once in a lifetime kind of love. She was out here cheating on James Marsden. Yeah. And he was a great guy, too.

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Yeah. He wasn't perfect, but he loved her and he wanted to marry her. And like even if he wasn't like infidelity, she cheated on him. But we all ship because we know what was at stake. And that was Ali and Noah and like they were OTP. Think of Sutton and Hugh. I challenge you to think of Sutton and Hugh as more of an Ali and a Noah. And you'll see it very clearly.

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That's just like and people don't like this one. Camilla and Charles. It's exactly like Camilla and Charles. Yeah, it's just because it's not Ryan Gosling. You guys are singing a different tune.

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And the thing is, if he wasn't Prince Charles at the time, he would have left his wife way sooner, but he was like legally barred from doing so. He was begging his gran for a divorce.

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Well, he would have married her to begin with. Well, of course. He should have been with Camilla from the beginning. And what, they said no to her because she wasn't a virgin?

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Yeah, by the way, Jackie's delivering absolute facts right now. It's Camilla and Charles.

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So I feel like two lists are brewing here and now I'm officially starting the list of couples we don't care about separately but together we love because now we have two instances this week. Sutton and Hugh. Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster even though I did love Hugh Jackman before and Olivia Munn and John Mulaney. Now we love them separately but we came here. Yeah.

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For magic. yeah um and then also if you did want to do a list of like this situation of the camilla charles like where it's not okay but it's understandable in where situations where infidelity was understandable here i'm calling it true love trumping infidelity ally and noah because they're the blueprint Yes. And if you like the notebook, then you like this. It's true.

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Like... Like, it's so stupid. I actually can't participate. But what kind of boat? Oh, they steal this like fishing boat. Oh, and they get caught. Oh, yeah. They get caught in like a crazy storm. They're in the middle of the ocean in Africa. There's a storm a mile ahead and they drive straight into the storm. Two people fall off the boat. And it's like it's waves like you would only see in movies.

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Camilla and Charles. Camilla and Charles. Feel free to sound off in the comments. Any other situations where cheating just felt like it had to be done?

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I feel more organized getting this out down on paper. All week I've been like a mess trying to remember my references.

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Yeah. Well, if you could just get that pad and paper, pad and pen, we would be all squared away. That pad and pen. Okay.

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Yeah, no, that pad and pen. Pad and pen, yeah. I keep saying pad and paper and I'm wrong for that. Yeah, and then I said it.

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How am I going to write when I just have two pieces of paper?

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So that's the latest with Deb. Furness. Deborah Lee Furness. And as he would call her, he used to call her affectionately. My Deb. My Deb. Now he's not your Deb.

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I think a better question is, are you ready for our next story?

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It's a great question because I'm not. This episode is brought to you by Huggies Little Movers. Are you sure? It is brought to you by Huggies Little Movers. Huggies knows that babies come in all shapes and sizes, and their tushies do too. Huggies has more curves and an outstanding fit. Moms know that there's nothing worse than a nail-fitting diaper, especially for your active babies.

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And toast approved, which means something.

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Like as a mom, you can be wearing a dress, look nice, but like bend over, your tush is not out. You could sit in like cross-legged, sit, I was in the car sitting with my legs crisscross applesauce, so cozy and not inappropriate.

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I actually have a monogrammed robe that says turdy on it. Their robes, I now have two. I was just having this conversation with my friend Barry, like ranking the robes. of America, Hill House Home is top tier. Like, because I'm also using robes, like obviously to walk around the house and stay warm, but I also use it after a bath. So it needs to be able to absorb.

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And I find that most robes are not prioritizing absorption. Would you agree with that?

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I would agree with that. I love my Hill House Home robe. Like I just, I feel like I'm in a Nicole Kidman movie, like so fancy.

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So I literally, we were talking about at the top of the episode, like why making dinner is so hard. Like it shouldn't be that hard. And HelloFresh is just out here like helping in the biggest of ways. First of all, it's a great way to have like balanced meals. And for me, whenever I do a HelloFresh, I always end up trying something I normally would never try.

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Like I would never make it myself and I would never order it at a restaurant. Like Mexican street corn pasta, but I hadn't. It was literally delicious and it was so easy to make. Like I have now successfully made probably like 10 HelloFresh meals. If I can do it, I swear to God, anyone can.

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By the way, HelloFresh and I are on the same wavelength because someone sent me their menu item for this week is cheeseburger meatballs. Oh, that's so funny. So get your cheeseburger meatballs.

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It's just a really, I think like ordering in is not economical. It's not always the healthiest. And I think if you're trying to prioritize those two things, like cooking more for your health, then I really recommend HelloFresh. You can also get 10 free meals at HelloFresh.com slash free toast. It's applied across seven boxes. It's for new subscribers only and it varies by plan.

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Oh, thank you, Claudia. You're welcome. I'm enraptured in our fifth story, but I'm going back to our fourth story. Oh, okay. But I'm going back to our fourth. Our fourth story, you're not going to like it. It's very chewy, but we've got to break it down. Sydney Sweeney is calling out Hollywood's industry, calling out Hollywood industry's, quote, women empowering other women's stance.

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No. Yeah, it's really so silly. Ben is obsessed with it. So, like, I was happy to not finish it. Like, I read a spoiler. I'm like, you know what? It's good enough for me. But Ben was hacking me all night. Like, want to finish Outer Banks? And it's either that or Harry Potter. He wants to watch the next one. Like, I need a serious break from Harry Potter. So I gave him Outer Banks.

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She said all of it is fake. So Sydney Sweeney is calling out some people in Hollywood who tear another woman down privately while publicly proclaiming they are empowering women. In a new interview with Vanity Fair, she cited the industry's attitude of, quote, women empowering other women as untrue. This is what she said, quote,

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She said this entire industry, all people say is women empowering other women. None of it's happening. All of it is fake and a front for all the other shit that they say behind everyone's back. She noted that there are so many studies and different opinions on the reasoning behind it and said that it's a generation problem to believe only one woman can be at the top.

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So it feels like she is citing a specific instance. Like something obviously happened to her and she's making like sweeping generalizations about the industry. Although I do see this, like, I feel like we had that conversation when it came to Olivia Wilde, right? When that video, Shia, Shia, Shia, like her begging Shia LaBeouf to be in her film, even though like female-

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castmates had expressed concern about working with him because he's like crazy and she didn't give a shit like but she's one of the women who walks around wearing a Herstory t-shirt women empowering women the female whatever so I can definitely see I know I agree 100% that there are people in the industry who are like their platforms is all about like telling women's stories and they're the nastiest bitches you've ever met in your entire fucking life yeah I don't know if that's the whole industry and I think that Sydney Sweeney is like speaking from experience something obviously happened to her I don't know who it is I don't know who it is did anyone come to mind for you of who it could be yes

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I wonder. And I have no proof. And I think it's probably the loveliest person who books so many female. I don't know why this person just came to mind because I love her.

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Let's say it on the count of three. Three, two, one. Reese Witherspoon. Yeah. Yeah. You want to know why it came to mind? Because it feels like. Sidney Sweeney is putting together a career that's really similar to Reese Witherspoon in the sense that so much more than just acting, Reese Witherspoon has been producing. She's been like optioning.

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I mean, Sidney Sweeney has been producing, optioning books, like building something beyond her own acting, just like getting cast in movies. And yeah, I also got a Reese Witherspoon vibe and I have no proof.

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday, a really relaxing sort of day, although it should be Friday, so I'm feeling like the theme of today's episode is injustice. Isn't that the theme of every episode, Latour? It's so true.

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I have no proof. That's funny that you got the same vibe though. But also like, here's a quote earlier this year that a producer said about

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Sidney Sweeney which was like not nice and so I guess this is like the vibe of what people have to say about her she said there's an actress the producer's name is Carol Baum I don't know who that is she said there's an actress who everybody loves now Sidney Sweeney I don't get Sidney Sweeney I was I was watching on the plane Sidney Sweeney's movie Anyone But You because I wanted to watch it I wanted to know who she is and why everybody's talking about her I watched this unwatchable movie sorry to people who love this romantic comedy where they hate each other

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she said i said to my class she teaches at usc explain this girl to me she's not pretty she can't act oh my god so hot nobody had an answer but then the question was asked well if you could get your movie made because she was in it would you do it that's a very hard question to answer because we all want to get the movie made and who walks away from a green light nobody i know your job is to get the movie made

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Okay, that is so fair. That is so funny. Jackie.

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Okay, I have to say, I agree with Carol that that movie was unwatchable, but everything else she said was so beyond unnecessary, like, coming for her looks, and it's like, well, if we're going to criticize all different parts of the industry, like, why are you starting with Sidney Sweeney? Like, you're not a woman who supports others.

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There are things wrong with the industry, and I'm sorry, Sidney Sweeney's not one of those things.

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Yeah, like, please, what do you look like, Carol? Like, let's start there.

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But there's a lot, I actually was, some, who was it, Matt Damon? Yeah. Is he the one Good Will Hunting? Yeah.

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He was doing an interview. I don't know when it was, but he was talking about why the movies that he used to make like Good Will Hunting, why movies like that don't really get made anymore and why it's all like big budget Marvel action movies. And he said like back in the day, like your movie would come out in theaters and it would do whatever it did.

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And I actually, like, the last episode was so long, I fell asleep, like, with 20 minutes left. So Ben was telling me what happened this morning in the last 20 minutes. And his description was... It was so crazy, but I know that that's what happened. I'm like, there's no way all of this happened in 20 minutes.

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And then later when it came out on DVD, like it was like a second wave. You had like two opportunities to make a lot of money. But now that movies just go to the streamers, they have to crush it at the box office. That's where they're going to make all their money. And they're only going with sure things. And that is like the superhero movies, the remakes, the big budget things.

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So movies that are a good idea that need some time and love and building up to a cult following. don't get made. And that's why the movie. And so like that to me is like something you could start chewing on about the movie industry before you start saying it's Cindy Sweeney ruined the movie industry.

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Yeah, and I think like Cindy Sweeney probably gets a lot of flack and like judgment immediately because of her looks, right? She's like this very beautiful girl. She embraces her sexuality. And a huge part of like what catapulted her was like her boobs. Like that was like a thing. And so I'm sure she gets like initial shock and judgment from that.

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But I think if you look at her career, like even if you don't know everything about her, like she's clearly proved herself. She's a very talented actress. She does do so many things beyond just acting. She produces, she... I think she's like starting a production company. So it is this woman who is supposed to be a professor, like just sort of whittling it down to her looks. Like that's insulting.

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And I don't know if in this article she's referencing this professor. Feels like a lot.

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I don't think that she is, by the way. Me either. Because it feels like she's talking about someone that we do know. And she's also talking about the entire industry. It's a blanket statement. I feel like people don't often make statements like that. Like everyone who says women, all the women, and she's not even saying Hollywood men and women don't support.

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She's saying the women don't support the women. So I just have to think of like the women who say they support the women the most. And then I'm like, she's saying they don't. And like tell women's stories. Right. Yeah. Like, who's always talking like that? It's a pretty... I mean, she's used the word women, like, a lot in the quote, so it was, like, kind of hard to read. Yeah.

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It was painful to hear. But it is, like, a pretty big call-out.

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It is. And this is somebody who's... And she's in the industry. I think a lot of people like talk about the industry from the outskirts of it. We're like, yeah, okay, whatever. But Sidney Sweeney's firmly planted at the center of things. She's on one of the biggest shows. Her movie was huge. She is speaking from experience.

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She gets in those rooms. I could see women who purport to support other women, support some women, but not women like Sidney Sweeney. I could see how she's getting shut out for being Sid.

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Wait, but in the last season that I watched, didn't it end with them finding like some sort of treasure? They like give some to like a museum. They're esteemed in the community. Yeah. So do they have money now? Oh, well, they did.

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Yeah, I agree. And- I know like, I have no reason to believe this, but it's 100% Reese Witherspoon.

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No, I'm sorry. She's describing Reese Witherspoon. Someone you all love. She is, right? Someone who gives jobs and is, she is. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, and it's all, but yeah, yeah.

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And someone who did accomplish everything she wants to accomplish. They even look alike. They look alike. And that's the thing. It's like, yeah, you can conveniently support women because you think about the women like Reese Witherspoon is always like casting and championing. Nicole Kidman, Laura Dern. Women who don't really infringe on her.

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place in Hollywood right they can they can all coexist without any sort of competition they're all so different even though they look exactly the same um but Sidney Sweeney is like appears to be on her way to building something similar yeah so who do you think it's about sound off in the comments our fifth and final story I'm kind of obsessed with it's one of my favorite tropes

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It's so fucking random. So fucking random. Remember Mod Sun? He dated Avril Lavigne. I know. And Bella Thorne.

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And my girl from- He's technically a singer.

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From the DBF show. He's technically like a singer with fans, allegedly. The only time I have ever heard his name is in regards to Tana Mongeau, Bella Thorne, Avril Lavigne. He dates like, yeah.

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Yeah. Well, he was spotted packing on the PDA with Love is Blind star Brittany Wisniewski, who is Brittany from Leo and Brittany from this most recent season of Love is Blind.

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Yeah. They got paparazzi'd outside TMZ, like holding hands, leaving a restaurant.

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So I think from this article says that they first connected on November 3rd at his concert. So that's like not even two weeks ago. While performing on stage, he spotted the group in the crowd. She was with some friends and gave them a special shout out, which he documented on TikTok saying respectfully, are both of you on the show Love is Blind? Oh my God, that's so funny.

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He said, my name is Maude. And then in the clip, she could be seeing blowing him a kiss before the video cut off. I guess maybe she was going as his... Oh, maybe they had already met. That's possible. Now a video taken by TMZ shows them getting handsy while dancing to Party in the USA.

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Now, my initial thought when I saw this was like, Yikes. It's, like, not a good look for Britney. Why? Because I think that, like, when you go on these shows, like, you are constantly trying to beat the allegations that you went on for fame.

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Yes, they did. And what happened to their money? They decided to, it was actually, I actually really liked where it was going at first. They were like, listen, we have, and it's not, it's not money for life. Between the six of them, I think it was like a million dollars or something. And they decided to like invest in land.

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Even though, like – and maybe some people go on to fall in love, but everybody's going on a little bit for the fame to quit their jobs and make influencer money. And I think that that was an allegation that was thrown around a lot about her, like, just being kind of –

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Like having her priorities a little materialistic, like even when it came to all the questions about Leo and his money and his watch. And so for her to end up with like a D-list celebrity, like on TMZ, like I didn't think it was a good look.

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To be honest, I actually think this gives her some credit because in the show, like she says, I dated rock stars. Maybe like he's an ex of hers. Because when she was saying that on the show, it's like, okay, sure. But now it's like maybe- Maybe she has dated rock stars. She continues to, he is a rock star technically.

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Like maybe it's not Harry Styles, but like she said that she could really be with someone who has a lot of money. Like she's been with that before. That's actually not what she was looking for. It doesn't help that she then went back to that sort of lifestyle, but I think it gives her some credit.

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If somebody said to me, Claudia, we'll give you $11 billion tax-free. All you have to do is name one Mod Sun song. I wouldn't be able to do it. I couldn't take the money. I could guess.

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I couldn't even guess. Why don't you just guess? Whoa, whoa, Mod Sun, yeah. Okay, I'm going to go to his discography, but before I do, I'm going to guess. He could have even had a song called...

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like the flames of love okay okay that's kind of good okay wait let me yeah let me wait what's like a title of a song that like a lot of people have the same title do you know what i mean right right right like something with oh i already did love two different words than me to increase our chances get you back okay Yeah.

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That's my Claudia. He has a song called flames with Avril Lavigne. And I swear I've never seen it before.

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Oh my God. So do I get like five and a half billion? I got half of it. Oh, he has, I'd rather overdose. Oh, this would have been a good guess. Karma. Fuck, because I was thinking Taylor Swift songs. Me too. I was like, God of the Woods. He has a song called Sunshine. That would also have been a really good guess. These aren't just words we should remember. Nothing get you back.

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In case some, wait, I'll go to all his, he has a song called I Told You. Karma, bones, flames. Oh, he does one word. Okay, that's good to know. Oh, so I'm out. Better man.

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Like the house that John B owns and then the house JJ grew up in was up for sale at foreclosed, like it was being foreclosed on. So they wanted to buy it and start a business where like people can buy bait from them. They have like a little garden, like, and they were all going to live on like a commune, very much like a kibbutz, like honestly. Cute.

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is he obsessed with prayer 20 numb smith roller coaster annoying porn star internet killed the rock star okay so no get you honestly i feel like we like did pretty good uh like i i know we didn't make 11 billion dollars but we're going home empty-handed but we didn't embarrass ourselves

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I just don't understand how, and this is just honestly the gender imbalance, because if there was a successful woman who was on the same level looks-wise as this person, no way would they be pulling women, or men, of equal looks to Tana Mongeau, Britney, Avril Lavigne. They just think they're ugly.

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I don't like his vibe, but let me get a look at his face. I actually feel like maybe he has a handsome face like behind all that hair and drum kits.

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Yeah, I graduated from GSU. Whoa, I mean, talk about getting an education.

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Okay I just feel like the pictures of him like are good pictures. No I'm sorry I stand by what I said.

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I think that if he did something else like he's making himself ugly. He's got nice features. It's so easy for men though.

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It's so true. You know? What does he have, like a magic penis? He's not even famous. Who is this person? He's like a rock star. In what world is he a rock star?

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He's like a little, like, he's in the same elk of Machine Gun Kelly. They collab. So it's like, if you're into that. Yeah, he's like a, he's a way less famous.

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And people are into that. Way less famous Machine Gun Kelly.

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Yeah, a punk star. Ask Ben what he thinks of him.

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I bet you, that's a great question because I feel like Ben doesn't even know him. Hold on.

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Say, do you know Mod Sun? Say, do you know Mod Sun?

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He's on a flight, so he either will answer in two seconds or not at all.

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And when they went to go buy the land that JJ's dad, who's, like, a fugitive on the run, foreclosed on, someone was also trying to bid it. So it was a property that was worth about, like, $50,000, $60,000. They spent $750,000 on it. So, like, they were being stupid from the get-go. And then they had, like, this little bit of money reserved for property taxes.

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Every single time. I actually pay for that monthly thing. Like GoGo? GoGo, yeah. Which, when I was on tour, it was really economical because a flight is like $30 for Wi-Fi.

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Then it's $50 a month. I really need to stop paying for it. I don't travel.

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Sometimes I, what do those men call it? I raw dog.

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Sometimes, but sometimes they do free texting and I'll go for that or I'll buy like a 30 minute pass just to catch up. But I like unplugging a bit.

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You're literally like living on a prairie.

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Living on a prairie. He didn't answer. Okay, so that's a cliffhanger for tomorrow's episode. Halfway there.

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Living on a prairie. Living on a prairie. You'll have to tune into tomorrow's episode to see if Ben Soffer knows who Ma's son is.

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And likes him. And if he does, we should like take this joke pretty far. Get him tickets. Yeah. We should pretend like he's coming on the tour. Oh my God.

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He responded. He used to date Bella Throne. What about his music? I think he's some random singer. I know of him, but don't know him. Why? Do you know any of his music? But I think that's a no.

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Bella Throne. Bella Throne. I'm cackling. What's left to say? What can I say except Bella throne? Nothing. You can't say anything except that.

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And, of course, JJ steals it and uses it on some bullshit. Like, he bet on a race or something. Like... So they had tried to be like smart with the money, but they ended up being dumber than anybody could have been. And it was actually and I'm somebody I'm like a big priority of mine is like financial. Like it's like one of my priorities in life is like financial stability and financial literacy.

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And to see and I'm not reckless with my money. I'm really not. Some people like to watch like six idiots be so reckless.

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No, and it's frustrating that like all season, all of the seasons, like John Jay had this house that they always could go to. And then the second he comes into money, like, oh, we need to pay for the house.

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Yeah, no, and by the way, it's next door to John. So they built this, like, they called it Poglandia. Like, actually, the more I talk about the show, the more embarrassed I am to have watched it. That sounds like something people do. So they build this compound, which is, like, between JJ's house, and they build, like, a clubhouse. And all of a sudden, they're next-door neighbors.

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Talk about a mind. Oh, wait. You know what I did yesterday? I didn't even talk to you. We didn't FaceTime yesterday. Once again, Ben coming between us. He was home last night. I could sense it. Well, he's not home tonight.

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Yeah, that was a new development that I just sort of went with. Like... And for like 20 minutes in episode two, like they had a thriving business and the people in the community loved it. On their dock, they had this bait shop so people could drive up in their boats, buy snacks, bait, merch. Like it was a good idea and people in the community loved it.

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And then of course, like their property taxes get raised and they don't have enough money so they have to go to court. And like what happened a year ago when they had no money and property taxes got raised? They didn't own this big piece of property yet. Who was paying the rent? I don't know who was paying for John B's house. All of a sudden the financials are a question?

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No, all of a sudden they're tax paying individuals because yeah, they were all like squatting at John B's property that his dad bought. So he bought it. But like, what about the mortgage, the taxes, the insurance? Like, I don't know. And where's John B's dad now?

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I know that he was alive. Yeah. Sorry, spoiler. Yeah, then spoiler, he died. Okay, when? Did I see him die? Did you see them find the city of gold?

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Yes. Oh, okay. I remember. I remember now. Yeah, he like sort of sacrificed his own life for Pakistan.

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And warred gone. Warred gone, yeah. Because he tried to like steal in the 11th hour. Yeah, exactly.

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Now I remember, I totally forgot about all that, thank you for, now I'm oriented in the show, I know where I am.

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So it's just, the theme of the show is genuine silliness, and you really need to suspend so much disbelief, and like we were talking about when we were talking about acting, I'm a person who is so firmly planted in reality, like I had a really hard time. And then like the moral compass of the show sort of gets off kilter where they're all like actual criminals now. Like they stole someone's boat.

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So, like, just wait. Oh, but I'm not home. Actually, I'm home. I'm home. I have a big, I'm doing something big today. I'll tell you guys all about it tomorrow. You already know.

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What's that guy's story? Yeah, no. And they're not just like they're not. They used to be they would break the law like for the sake of something. And now they're just doing it like for fun. And I actually can't. Understood. Well, I might still watch. We shall see. Just like prepare yourself for the silliness.

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Oh, I will. Yeah. I will. It's Riverdale. It's seriously Riverdale by the sea.

The Toast

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It's Riverdale by... I love that. Riverdale by the sea.

The Toast

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So, yeah. Anything else new with you, Latour, since we don't talk anymore?

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Now that we don't talk, what's new with me? You know, I tried a pop-up bagel yesterday. I've had one before. And it's very rare that, like,

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these hype things like there's a lot of food foodie stuff whether it's restaurants or companies that get like so much hype on social media and I never end up trying them because like most of the time it's not anything that would entice me but Ben got a delivery yesterday they had like a collab and I had one of the bagels who were they collabing Ben's like favorite what is that peak pickle to Gaio

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You know that stuff Ben loves? They made like a cream cheese with them. So Ben got it and tried it. And there was like 15, of course Ben got like 20 bagels. And oh my God, they're literally amazing. Like, I know you're gonna say like, how can a bagel be like, what's different? It's a bagel. No, it's not. It was so fucking good.

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The presentation is really good and really fun. They popped up down here like a few months ago and Zach like came home with the whole smorgasbord and it was really, it was a good fun thing. And I actually realized I had a pop-up bagel this weekend. Because the restaurant I was dining at serves pop-up bagels.

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They're good. I feel like I'm always clowning on things everybody likes. And this is something that everybody likes for good reason. It's really good. But it's also, it is hard to do a bad bagel.

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Actually, I don't agree. You could have a bad bagel if you're not trying. Some places have stinky bagels. But it's a delicious thing. It's not a controversial item. I have a hot take.

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Who has bad bagels? And they actually need to do better like as a brand. Starbucks.

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I mean, I have like many times and it's never good.

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That's crazy. And you live in New York City. Oh, no, no. At like an airport. I never like go instead of like a bagel. No, no. But I've got like Starbucks New York location shouldn't even have bagels on the menu.

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Or they should source local bagels, something. It's disgraceful. They're so bad. They're like what you get in a Delta Sky Lounge. Honestly, same for Dunkin'.

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Think about what the PR company, I told you that they reached out. Oh, Jackie has a big day. Yeah, okay.

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And these are like breakfast places. These are chains of breakfast. And so they should be putting a little bit more of their Starbussy into their bagel selection. They should do a collab with perhaps Pop-Up or one of those bagels. They should put their Starbussy into a lot of their items, like most of them. Yeah, yeah. Maybe start with their coffee.

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Except what I'm criticizing Starbucks, which I often do, just know I'm not talking about their sourdough grilled cheese. That's a good item. And I think it's really important to have people in your life who are constantly teaching you new things, like friends that you can learn from. And for me, like one of the greatest things Brian Kelly ever did for me was actually I was in this studio.

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We were driving to the Hamptons. He picked me up after the toast. He's like, oh, I got you Starbucks. I got picked up a grilled cheese. And I'm like, wait, they have grilled cheese at Starbucks. I had never heard. When I tell you it was the most delicious thing, and I get them all the time because Ben goes to Starbucks every morning, and sometimes I'm like, yeah, I'm being fat.

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I'm like, grab me one of those grilled cheeses.

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You guys, it's like literally like not even that crazy. It's like, okay, whatever. Not at all, not at all. Well, what I did yesterday was kind of like make a dream come true. And that dream was my own, added to the list of dreams we accomplished in the month of November. I went on the Glee podcast officially.

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It's huge. It's oily. It's cheesy. Like, you know it's 10,000 calories. It is absolutely divine. Not enough people know about it. It's kind of like a secret menu item.

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Check it out next time you go. I know you don't go to Starbucks, but the next time you do, check it out.

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I don't. My husband goes all the time. I like their egg bites. I'll say that. They're a little needlessly oily, but they're good.

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Are your kids obsessed with cake pops yet? Like I know that's like a part of like modern children's.

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I mean, if I gave them one, they'd be obsessed, but they don't know what that is.

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Yeah. You'll be making them at home in no time. Oh, how cute. Yeah. Oh, I have to say something and I don't mean to embarrass my husband, but the absolute craziest thing happened last night.

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what so at like four ish we were deciding on dinner and we're like you know let's like have like a good dinner like let's really treat ourselves so we went to the kosher grocer and he got like two huge ribeyes and cooking for cooking he cooked up this feast i'm like sitting on the couch and he's making me dinner and it's just like a great night you know and the house smells good the smoke alarm's going off like it's good and we sit down and whenever we make steak ben puts the steak on cutting boards and cuts it up and then we just like eat straight off the cutting board so

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like looking at all the different pieces I'm like you know I'm very particular grab a piece and like he was like how is it and Ben makes really good steak so like I wasn't even concerned and it was like literally it was horrible and I was like oh how I was like it just tastes like a little bland And then he was like, he was like, oh my God.

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I forgot to like season the steak, like marinate it or whatever before. Like I just put it on the grill. But can't you do that? No, I'm sorry. Like we're sure salt, pepper, oregano, like whatever. Salt, pepper, salt, pepper. No, no. I ate a plain steak. He just forgot to cook it? Yeah. And I was like, are you okay? And then he started- Did he like it?

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I've Got Beef Between My Teeth: Thursday, November 14th, 2024

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Well, at first, before he realized his mistake, he took a bite. He's like, I think it's good. I'm like, no, you don't. Then he was like, wait. And he tried to put Worcestershire on it like after. Yeah, but like Worcestershire is something that needs to be cooked. Like it was like.

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A hundred percent. It might as well have raw egg in it.

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Yeah, exactly. And I was so like quiet mad. I was like, not me. You made me wait like two hours and this is what I ate. Like actually.

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That's insane. Did he have it with like steak sauce? Because you could really dress anything up.

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Of course, you know, he made like a blend of. Ben can make anything work. Of course he made a blend. And I went to bed hungry and I just thought like he walks around, celebrity chef, celebrity chef, you literally forgot to marinate your steak. Like he needs to be shamed for that. Season it. Crazy, no?

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A little seasoning. And then he blamed me. Wait, he blamed me.

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How? He was like, well, I really didn't want to make a dish. So I was like planning on seasoning it like whilst still in the packaging. And like, obviously I forgot. But because like whenever I tell him to cook, I'm like, just try and like be prudent with the amount of dishes. Like I always say, like, don't make a ton of dishes. So he literally used that against me. I see.

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You did say you were going to do a podcast yesterday and you couldn't text for an hour. And I didn't even ask which podcast it was. Yeah, it was the official Glee one.

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It's a really good strategy on his part. It is. But I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it either. Like, look at me.

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Do I look frail and weak? I didn't have dinner last night. No, that's so crazy because I had the opposite experience because I actually had so much beef last night. I don't know if you saw my story, but I made hamburger meatballs. I mean, you do look jacked, like seriously. I did see your story. I made hamburger meatballs, which are they just meatballs? Like, no, because- They're not meatballs.

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They're more hamburgers than they are meatballs.

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Yeah, because it's all about the seasoning. Like I didn't use Italian seasoning. I just seasoned them the way I would season a hamburger. But like a girl can't make a hamburger. It just can't be done. Like I don't use my grill. I'm not making it on the stove, but I can make a meatball. So I made them into little balls and they were so tasty. Hamburger meatballs.

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But it's also all about the vibes too. Because yes, technically the ingredients aren't that dissimilar from an Italian meatball. But it's the vibe with a little ketchup, a little cheese, a little pickle, tomato, onion.

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Like girls can't make hamburgers. I'm in complete agreement. Unless like at the kosher grocer, they actually sell prepackaged patties. Like unless the patties are made and they put like garlic and onion, they make them for you.

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And that's what you really missed on Glee. How was it? Was it everything you dreamed of? What episode did you recap? It wasn't a recap. It was just like interviewing, you know, famous Gleeks. And so we just talked like a lot about. Famous Gleeks throughout history. Exactly. About like my POV, like my experience watching Glee. And then obviously I was peppering them with questions.

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For sure. Let me ask you, how would you cook that?

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Oh, Ben taught me. It's four minutes on each side. Like it's actually incredibly easy.

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I tried to make a hamburger on the stove once and I didn't love the results. The caraway cast iron. That's what I use. I like to put meat in the oven. Ben and I always talk about this. He likes to cook meat on the stove. He doesn't like to use the oven when he cooks. I like to dress up my food and put it in the oven so I know when it comes out, it's ready.

The Toast

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I don't have to keep checking it, thermometer. Like I just know.

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My problem is like, why is it that you can make a patty no matter how like long and flat you make it? Like it ends up in a round ball. Like why does it always shrivel up? Like how do you even make a smash burger? Like I've never, every time I've made a hamburger, it like shrivels up like to a testicle. What is that? I don't know.

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Share. But I also think that Gen X like wants us to be us. They came here when we were good morning millennials. Like they don't want us to change. They want to relate to their daughters about what's going on. So they could say like, did you hear a choir that's getting dragged through the streets? And she'll be like, mom. You don't like me?

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Yeah, it's fun being a nickname queen, especially when you have kids. Like the nicknames are off the charts and it's hysterical.

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That's really crazy. Yeah. That she would share all of that. What goes on in her life, like, I don't care. It's her own personal business. But, and what happened with the melanoma?

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But, I don't want to judge, but like, you have melanoma and you need to buy your grandson a truck?

The Toast

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Yeah, to get your way in this situation you've been waiting for years.

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That's just, that's what people are crazy. That is so, that is also so crazy. Like true or not, you don't know this person.

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We really do. And that's how Sue sees it. How are the stories today? Oh, wow, we've dillied and dallied quite a bit. Yeah, when I said, do you want to talk about the influencer drama? Like I meant as a fifth story is what I meant.

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No, sorry, I never finished what I was saying because we just launched into it. So I do think we can make up some time on the back end. I do think. Great, great. So now without further ado-do-do-do-do, There's the Fast Five stories you need to know. You did it, did, did, do.

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Oh, you guys are, like, you and Ben have your own, like, nickname genre. Where, yes, your baby will be like Bumbalino.

The Toast

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She's a New York City influencer. What's in her coffee?

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I was going to make a funny joke. Of course me and of course State Farm because we're your ride or dies.

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Thank you, Turt. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you for that. Our first story, a story that means a lot to me. A lot, a lot. Harry Jowsey.

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Harry Jowsey and Lucy Hale are dating. What? Their relationship is casual, but not brand new. So people can confirm that Harry Jowsey and Lucy Hale are officially dating. He is 27 and she is 35. Just so that you have the facts.

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Yeah. A source tells, like I actually think she might be a vampire because she doesn't age and she's looked the same ever since we've met. She stepped on the scene.

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Okay. We don't know what was a date. Maybe it was a PR move. Maybe he's her GBF.

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I am moving on because she's one of my faves. I'm moving on. And I really feel like she's looking for love. We've reported on like her being with people over the years. And now it's Harry Jowsey. And let me tell you how I ship.

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I do like the name Harry. Also, when we were doing our Spotify live show and he was doing a Spotify live show. Very supportive. He was very supportive of our Spotify live show and came into our chat room and had a really great attitude when he didn't even know us. I think he's like actually a nice guy.

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And I think that what he's built based on like one season of a random reality show is like, is very impressive. But every time I see clips of him, I think he's very funny. I think he's got great personality and he's just like, he's funny. And he like, and I feel like he's like a classic, I don't know, like fuck boy or whatever. But like, he's like giving us insider information as women.

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Obsessed Larsa. Don't forget Larsa.

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They were rumored to be dating too.

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Yeah. So I wonder if him and Lucy, I'm sure they're having fun. I feel like she's probably looking for something serious-ish or like just... Solid, solid. I don't know what he's looking for. I feel like they might not be aligned.

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But you can't put Harry Jowsey in a box.

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And by the way, I just he behaved so poorly on that show. Like he straight up lied. Fuck boy. He lied. We all watched him lie. And then apparently he went on Perfect Match and he like lied and people were surprised. I'm like, he lied on Too Hot to Handle. Oh, and he dated Jess from Perfect Match. Yes. Another queen. He has great taste in women.

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Yeah. So as Lucy is one of my favorite actresses, like everything she like is in.

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Katie Keene. Okay. Justice for Katie Keene.

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I know. I just feel like that movie, between the title and the cover photo, I got the point. The Hating Game. You saw the whole thing. They're back-to-back. We hate each other. Now we love each other. It's a classic trope of enemies-to-lovers. It's an enemies-to-lovers trope. What else? Oh, I think she was also in... Like she's someone who I have followed on Instagram since I got an Instagram.

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Yes. I would love to see a metric of how many people I have followed it. Like, and like including unfollows, but like how many people I have followed in my lifetime.

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I should not get that app. No, you should. Oh, a Cinderella story, which was one of the better iterations. Who is she? Is she one of the Nasty Sisters? No, she's the Cinderella. It was like, you know how they did a bunch of- Oh, not like the one. No, not Hilary Duff.

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It's giving bring it on like- She had Lucy own one.

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I think you probably did watch it. You just probably don't remember.

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She was also on the OC. Who was she?

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Yeah, it's a rite of passage. Olivia Wilde. No, but my favorite work of hers is definitely Privileged. I would agree. Oh, she was on Wizards of Waverly Place. Yeah, I think she had a small role. I think she was dating the brother. But I didn't watch Wizard. It's funny, all of her biggest things I actually didn't watch, like Pretty Little Liars.

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Allison. Because a twin sister. Correct. When in doubt, twin sister.

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And they also rebooted it already.

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Yeah, yikes. You saw another failed reboot, Cruel Intentions, one season on Amazon.

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Yeah, like, I think at this point in the boardrooms, like, reboot equals bad idea. We've been saying it, obviously, for a long time, but I think the numbers show.

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I don't know. I like, do people like lose their jobs when like things like that flop? Like, don't you feel like someone did a bad job at their job?

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It's crazy to go anywhere with him in New York area.

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Yeah. No, that's just like so weird to me. So that person will go on to make like another bad show and waste like millions of more dollars. Right, right, right. Cool, cool, cool. So anyways, I wish Lucy and Harry the best of luck. I hope that they are it for each other. And if they're not, I can respect that too. But I'll be enjoying this ride.

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Are you ready for our next story? Kelly Clarkson is absent from her talk show due to a personal matter. However, they wanted they wanted us to think something was going on with Kelly. They did. But then they also want us to know nothing is going on with Kelly. But they definitely wanted like a moment for themselves.

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Kelly has been absent from her talk show for more than a week to handle, quote, a personal matter, according to a new report. The singer is, quote, wait, the stronger but doesn't kill you singer is, quote, completely fine. But she has been, quote, dealing with a personal matter that does not directly involve her sources, told TMZ on Wednesday. The undisclosed matter.

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The former talent show contestant turned pop star turned host. No, it is so, it is so crazy. That was really crazy that they did that. But anyways, they said that it's not cause for alarm.

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Yeah, but I think all is well. You know, it could just be something as simple as, like, someone is sick.

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Yeah, maybe, like, grandma needs her.

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thing when like and feel it with this show too like when you're like do something public every single day and like you can't even have like one day to do something without like explaining or you know without the whole world knowing you can't take a day off you can actually like with kelly oh they pre-record it's pre-recorded they they can film like when i like they did like two or three

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I feel like we're tenured here. We actually are taking a sabbatical this summer. I feel like that's a great way to describe what we're doing. Sabbatical.

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And they're so respected. It's like you're not, oh, you're not just like laying in bed. You're like learning or something. Slob.

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Oh, that's because it means a period of paid leave granted to a university teacher or other worker for study or travel. Traditionally, one year for every seven years worked. Claudia, we've been doing this show for seven years. We have earned a sabbatical.

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And office hours. But I guess it's like they can justify it as being like if you're a professor like you've learned and studied and how can you grow and have more to give. You need to learn more in order to teach more. So you take a year off to go and learn more to come back with more to teach. Right. That's how I feel about our sabbatical.

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Yeah. Well, the show is off two months, so.

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They might not even tune in without you.

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Are you ready for our next story? Some exciting news. Three.

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Wendy Williams looks ecstatic as she hits a New York City hotspot after passing her psych evaluation with flying colors. Wendy Williams was spotted leaving a New York City hotspot after she was hospitalized and subjected to a psychiatric evaluation. The TV personality appeared in good spirits as she smiled wide for the outing at Max Tucci's Tucci restaurant in NoHo on Wednesday night.

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She kept it casual, wearing a green and orange bomber, black top and tights photos of her. She looks so, so happy. So basically there's been a lot going on with her in the last week. She was like photographed looking frazzled. She was taken in for a psych evaluation to like finally get to the bottom of like, is Wendy OK? What's going on?

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So she got evaluated psychiatrically. She passed. She's fine. She's free. The conservatorship is over. Wendy is back.

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that no I don't I actually I have believed Wendy this whole time I had I hadn't known what to believe because both cases are just like so hard to swallow if true like the one where she's obviously she's unwell or the other one where she's fine and she's being taken advantage of but I'm happy to know that she is fine I hope she enjoys her life selfishly like you know maybe a little Back to work.

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Love that. I was in bed at a decent hour and I watched Summer House, but I have to be honest, like I really watched with a quarter of an eye because our group chat was popping off last night and I was pausing it every three minutes like to go back into the chat and have my fun.

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Give us some good bits again. I think Wendy Williams... I think she will have to work now. I think they took all her money.

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But I do think they took her money. So I think if she'll want to live at a certain level, she should do a podcast. It's like such a she would be a natural and it's a low lift if you're good at it.

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Yeah. Also, so they're going to use the results from the psych eval to end her guardianship. And they are waiting to retest her for frontotemporal dementia after she denied that she suffered from the condition, though she was diagnosed with it in twenty twenty three.

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But would someone who was diagnosed practice a psych eval, 10 out of 10, flying colors, they say?

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Wow. Especially in the beginning. Now he's foreboding the story for me.

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Yeah. Okay. Sorry. This is a bit of good news.

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Yes. Are you ready for our next story?

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I don't think you're ready for the show. You don't? I don't think so.

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Oh, my God. Yes, Avara, my favorite clothing brand.

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So if it was a good episode of Summer House, I wouldn't know because I wasn't invested in it, but I don't think it was good. I would say it was a good episode.

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Our next story, Nikki Glaser is returning to host the 2026 Golden Globes, and she hopes it'll land her role on The White Lotus. So Nikki joked, but also humbly accepted the gig of host for next year's Golden Globes. She said, quote, hosting the Golden Globes this year was without a doubt the most fun I've ever had in my career.

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I can't wait to do it again, this time in front of the team from The White Lotus. who will finally recognize my talent and cast me in season four as a Scandinavian Pilates instructor with a shadowy past.

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Yes. So it's a no brainer. What they have in their column is that they go first. And so you're excited and you're not fatigued. And this is our first time seeing all these people, not our fifth time. And it's all just very exciting and new and, and the dinner setting and then having a great funny host. Like it's, it is all on top.

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It is one of the better ones when you like look at them all on an even playing field. But the fact that it goes first really helps. Yeah.

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Taken off TV. They were moved from TV.

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I thought it was like $500,000, but yeah, I was thinking 400.

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Yeah, she really does. OK, so she was paid just over $400,000, but it will rise when like coming back.

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So yeah, I also feel like Golden Globes is a good format, like and ripe for just comedy, because even if you think of Joe Coy, which was obviously a train wreck, like it was hysterical in the sense that it was so painful to watch. Like the way that it's like, it's not, we don't have performances up there.

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It's just like someone talking, like whether it's good or bad, like it's going to be entertaining.

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And like really, it's very intimate with the crowd. It's not like the person on stage can't see the audience. So it is just an interesting dynamic to watch. And when it's good, it's great. And when it's bad though, it's like still like good in a cringe way.

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That was so crazy. So very exciting for Nikki. Looking forward to that. Would you like a fifth and final story or do you want to go into the TV recap? What do you have? Well, it wasn't what I wanted to talk about because I did want to watch the episode of Kardashians first.

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But Kim Kardashian is making news because not only did she pay for her engagement ring from Chris Humphries, he made her give it back. So...

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No, just to say, not, like, bad, but nothing happened.

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Kim shared on the recent episode of Kardashians they were at a her and Khloe were at a wedding in India so they were talking about wedding rings and she shared that she first of all shared like the size and scale of her previous ring saying her first one when she was married to Damon Thomas was a cushion cut 14 carat she said she still has it and then she recalled how her

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ring with Chris Humphries is an emerald cut 18 carat but she revealed that she no longer owns that she said I didn't keep that I was pregnant with North still married to him and in order to divorce him he said I had to give him the ring in the divorce but Chloe interjected saying that Kim was actually the one who bought the ring and And he contributed a fifth of the price.

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Yeah, it wasn't a big party or anything. They went to the beach. They came home. They all went out. They don't bring the cameras. And then the next day, they packed. I think I got it.

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Also, the ring was made by Lorraine Schwartz, who was in the room for this conversation. Unclear if that means Kim paid four fifths or she got a discount.

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So they didn't say explicitly. A mix of Kim and discount, I believe. Or did he pay a fifth of the discounted price? Also, am I crazy? 14 carats, 18 carat ring. Is that not the biggest thing in the world?

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Yeah, no, but if he didn't buy the ring, that's no knock on him. She wanted a big ring and he could afford it. I think it's like he... made her give it to him when he didn't pay for it.

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And I don't think it was that pregnant and wanted to get rid of him.

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Like maybe the ring was like, yeah, there might be other dynamics at play, but typically in a divorce, like you do keep the ring because it is a gift.

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Yeah, it should cover, you know, what you've done here. The damages. Which I don't even know if it does. No, we're still talking about Chris Humphries. But, like, would we ever know... who Chris Humphries was in like in his own professional career, if not for Kim, like, I don't, I don't think so.

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Okay, okay. But all this to say, yeah, I was in the chats last night. They were popping off.

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But outside of that, no, but I just think that the whole thing, it was obviously done very badly. Um, and I think that for Kim and her fans, like it was one of the moments where she almost like lost a lot of her fans. People were, I remember it. Like I was like, and who was I, but I just remember like, it was like a bad moment. Um,

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Yeah, it was. I think that's a good distinction. Because even, like, the sex tape was a scandal. But, like, not from her fans. Her fans didn't care. Like, the fans really did not like what happened with Chris Humphries. Yeah. we always say justice for Chris Humphries, like, to give the marriage 72 days. Like, you really don't give a shit.

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NBA lockout which seriously fuck the NBA lockout because these two would still be married if he had been gainfully employed during the time that they were married they're living in an apartment in New York with her sister and Scott like this is not a recipe for a successful new marriage and like she didn't even care to make it work to give it a chance because she didn't care

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I'm over it. I just don't think it's a joke. Like this was this man's life. Like and it's just. No.

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I agree. As a Kim fan, I moved on and forgave and we can move forward. She's obviously very happy in her life. But let's let Chris Humphries lie.

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It was really fun. Do you want to talk about that subject on the show today?

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We always defend Chris Humphries.

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I know, but it's also like a little bit on him. Like he could have done something with his life. Like he had the biggest stage in the world and also all this sympathy from Kin's fans. Like go make something of yourself.

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Make the moment work for him. He's the name on everybody's lips. Like he could have done something with his life and he didn't. So that's also on him.

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Sad, but, like, if Tristan can do it. If Tristan can get on the court week after week.

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Maybe today he's not good, but ever since the original. It's been a slow decline. He got on the court and played basketball after the Jordan Woods drama while people were booing him. If Tristan can do it, you can do it.

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We are, but the haters like aren't in the room with us, you know?

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Physically. He has to listen. He gets like booed through games and he still plays and they still put him on because he obviously scores points.

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I think Tristan's like pretty decent basketball.

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Cleveland. Yeah. No, Jackie. Yes, True was in Cleveland on last week's episode. True went to Cleveland for her first game. Chloe was there. Everyone thought they were together, but they weren't.

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Then I think he went to the LA. Then he went to LA. Not the Lakers. I believe the Clippers. And now back to Cleve. Got it. Okay.

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kyle gets away with too much yeah i think they're just like brushing it under the rug again and because page and craig have since broken up it's not gonna flare up again otherwise it would have and it just becomes like this bigger dust bunny under the rug of their relationship but you know what some some things are just like always going to be a conflict and you can either let it ruin your relationship or just ignore it and i think for them especially with amanda they just have to ignore certain things that's yeah that works

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I think it was because they were all hungover. So they all had to just be sat.

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I'm doing good. Hojers, wojers. You know who you are? Hojers.

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Also like really crazy that he shared. Yeah.

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Yeah. But so he said like we were going to get married anyway, but just like the immigration issue just like expedited us getting married. But he didn't say how long they were married for. Yeah.

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I know, but they're not being talked about in a positive light. So I think that if you are not and they're not talking about you because the people that they're describing, like the good thing is that it is not you because they're not saying very nice things.

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No. And I wonder if like the fact that he got married young is why now he's like a male gigolo. But I don't think so.

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Yeah. And like him, he added some, you know, he value to the episode last night in sharing his story. But otherwise him using like the house as his personal brothel. A hotel. It's not really like interesting to me. I agree. Especially when they don't even show us the girls.

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He's literally like a border, like borderline.

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He's renting a room from his summer house to bring people back. And that's it. And aside from the conversation by the pool, he doesn't even engage with the cast.

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if it's love bombing because I feel like love bombing like also leads to like some sort of toxicity which I don't think Jesse Solomon is toxic but I think he's very insincere and I think he's very unserious and he doesn't like think about what he's saying and like what those words will mean to someone he's just saying it because he's that that's how he feels in that moment I believe that in that moment he's like I love her like what's not to love but your words carry weight and you can't say stuff like that if then you want to go and rub Sierra's leg and hump her in the pool

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But I just feel like if this has reached me in such a way, I feel like it's very big.

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I'm so over him. Like you loved him and you thought that was funny.

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no no no yeah I'm really getting over him I don't like how he doesn't want to like progress with Lexi and how he doesn't understand by like getting all of Lexi and getting her exclusivity and she's not going to be dating Brooklyn Beckham anymore and Presley Gerber because she's focused on you why that doesn't mean that you have to pull back with other people as well like everything is a trade-off and the fact that he

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doesn't see like you're gonna get this prize but these are the things that you will have to quote unquote give up or you they'll have to change about yourself you're not changing yourself but you change your behaviors when there's another person in your life and that she is coming off as like crazy for wanting those things and that the other girls are endorsing that she wants too much from him that that like i know people that's the type of behavior they literally roasted west for at the reunion last year i just want to say i i think this phrase is over used but i do think in a situation like that like they're not being girls girls because

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Agreed. They're really throwing her under the bus.

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Like really the bare minimum. And even a person who's not a jealous person, like I could never be one of these people in the house who it's like, you are seeing someone and then that person is like laying on top of another person or like legs crossed over another person or like,

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Because my sisters are New York City influencers. Yeah, yeah.

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even when they cut to some of the stuff he said at the beach about like Lindsay's boobs and stuff like inappropriate inappropriate and so I mean that's such an early stage in their relationship I would just be like okay we have different like ideas of commitment relationships like how you behave so I don't think it would work um even the way they all dress around each other it's like if some people are in relationship it's just not for like I it's not for me

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no and there's no template for what lindsey is doing and so her approach is like we did this thing very unconventionally but the rest of our relationship we're going to try and like follow a a more normal roadmap because i think that's what will be best for us and okay like that works for me and if she'd said this thing was unconventional so the rest of our relationship is going to be unconventional and we are going to live together i would say okay that works for me it's like whatever works for you lindsey like if you want him there all the time and to live with you and you're pregnant like and that's what's best for you

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Let him move in. If you don't want him there and you don't want to put that pressure on your relationship and you want to have some, your own space. Cause this is like a new person and that works for you. Great. Like she should just be getting. Everything she shared. Blanket support. With such. Yes. Especially because she's so happy. She's clearly doing well. And she's trying to be cautious too.

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Like even though it might not be for everyone, she's making the right decisions for herself. It's not like someone's like, you know, when you see someone making decisions you don't agree with and they also seem to be suffering. Like you say to them, like, listen. I think this is not what's best for you. But she obviously, what happened?

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Oh, who gives a fuck? Me? I move around all the time. I change it all every day. I'm always moving my mic around.

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Because they will be hearing the words coming out of my mouth. But I guess for the deaf community.

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They could have seen yours. They could have seen the iPad on your lap and the one right here.

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I don't remember. That's the end of it.

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She's doing things differently. She's just a contrarian.

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She just wants to say the opposite of what someone is doing would be better for them.

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She cleans up the party. She sets up the party. She does a lot of the physical, like maybe not mentally and emotionally. Is she a great friend? But like physically, she's a good friend.

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You know, and sometimes you need someone to cover like the, you would love a physical friend.

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Maybe it is successful. Plenty of people have shown like web shows like this and you might not have heard of them. Plus it's on complex so you don't consume like go to their website.

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youtube page like go look at the i'm sure it does fine i think he interviews like it was weird that he said bc and deeks it's like your guests are gonna see this yeah rude yeah rude i think he also interviews um summer house like reality stars oh yeah it reminds me like a west like he date ever oh a cute name too he reminds me also a little bit of the guy who hosts um

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Yeah, I'm only seeing three videos, but I'm just on the search page. But just because we haven't seen it... I don't know if he still works for Complex. What? I don't know if he still works. He's like a very employed individual, which is impressive and also surprising because like how badly he came off on TV last year, but he was working for Bleacher Report.

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I saw a clip of him on Jason Tardik's podcast talking about how he was banned from the NFL, which is like... And then he was also sharing how his week, like he's going from New York to here to there. Like he's, he's booked and busy and good for him. Yeah. Hustler. Yeah.

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And I also think that for him, he's like a good person to be a reality star because he like works in new media and Rising Tides Raise All Shines and he'll get more views on his media things and it's good for Complex or wherever he's working. But then I also think that

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it's um it's good for him as a like a person on this show to see him like employed and working doing other things especially for men on reality tv to make a career of being a media personality is so hard which is why i love harry jowsey and the other ones complain like carl well it's easier to be a woman influencer right oh shut up look at west

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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I thought the bar had like partners and that he has investors. And he's like, so, you know, someone else has this idea and he's going to be the face of it too. And okay, that works. I saw that he was crowdfunding. And then I also, I believe that this season they have an event for soft bar. He has like an event at the house. That's like a soft launch event.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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And also like it's expensive to open a bar for sure. But he makes good money from the show and he has investors and you guys can't cobble together enough for like one space.

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He just like made it seem that way. I'm the investor.

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I'm going, I'm trying to find it, but I don't know if I will.

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I don't know. I feel like he's going to keep it going. I feel like the cast are really gassing him up every time I see one of these posts. Like everyone is like, go Carl, this is awesome. Here. People say that.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Yeah, no. Here's the post he posted. The opportunity to mess in soft bar is coming soon. We've been building the vision of soft bar, mindful, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Our thoughtful and exciting programming and events make this experience like no other. Softbar is a platform that offers incremental revenue sources and significant corporate value.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Stay tuned to learn more about how you can get involved and own a piece of Softbar. Like, okay, LuLaRoe. And then Paige, like, let's fucking go. Paige.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Yeah. And I think a bar that doesn't. It's very, very niche.

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yeah i i don't know let's see what happens he obviously has big plans he's got a lot of branding and trucks and and stickers so we shall see and then also oh another also if anybody contributed to the crowdfunding like please let me know how that goes yeah and how much do they need to raise i don't know the minimum was like 200 for any person to do it we hit our goal

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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What more? Soft bar investment opportunity.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Okay, they've raised 50K and their goal is 75,000 minimum goal. But it might be like GoFundMe where it keeps going up.

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Maybe. They've got a deck. They've got decks on decks.

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Also, like the first bullet point is such a Shark Tank no-no. Entering the NA industry is a nearly $1 trillion business. If we could just get a piece of that pie, we'd have a billion.

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It says entering the $987 billion non-alcoholic beverage market in hip NYC space.

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No, they don't. Like, don't tell me how you're going to get a piece of this big pie. Like, that's just not, that's pie in the sky. Oh my God.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Do it. No one will know. No one will know. Love ya. Bye.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Yeah, well, I think that like the initial video was the initial video and her point is worth discussing. She says that they're all pretty boring. They post the same things. They wear the same things. They all look nice in those things because they're like skinny and pretty, but it's not like an original point of view or original sense of style.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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You are a very talented singer, like a once-in-a-lifetime-generation kind of singer.

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And if I were them, I'd just be like, she called me skinny. I'm good.

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I'm good. No, it's like they all dress really well, but it's obviously like a derivative of someone else's fashion. Like it's not their own, like, oh, I'm going to get dressed and be me today. And so I feel like some of the people that she was talking about, I think I follow less than half of them. What is it, like five, six girls? And so I was looking at everyone, and I see what she's saying.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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They are all very similar. It's homogenous. And the content isn't the most interesting, but they have followers for a reason. This is what people like. It's very pleasant to look at. It's very calming. It's called aesthetically.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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They're serving an audience. If people didn't like it or they found it too boring to follow, they wouldn't follow them. No one's forcing them. They're the New York City influencers for a reason. I think it speaks more to the culture than it speaks to these girls.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Yeah, I think it just speaks to what people want and what they engage with. And there are people out there, maybe not that they're like specific bracket of age of influencer in New York City, but there are plenty of influencers with like unique senses of style and comedy and this. So they cover one bucket. I don't think that's a crime that they're not like more interesting. I agree.

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Like, okay, if you don't like it, don't follow it. But people do like it. So I think you have to look at that.

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No, and they don't want the chaos, I think. I think that that is-

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true on TikTok like they like peaceful calm and it's true I follow I follow a lot of different influencers who offer me a lot of different things but there is a bucket that I like of like people who it's like just peaceful with the music and the cleaning and they're getting dressed and they're putting on their skincare and there's something nice about it I can't explain yeah no it's important to acknowledge things are popular for a reason and it's sometimes sometimes not that deep

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Yeah, but then the girls really stepped in it with their responses.

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I mean, let's just say, like Acquired has become the face of this.

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Was she talking about our sister Margo?

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No, it's just like so crazy and I'm still foley. How does that work?

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Yeah, no, I didn't think of her when they said that, but like she is a New York City influencer and she's friends with all these people. And also most- But you know what?

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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I think she mobile orders Starbucks and picks up a huge ugly thing.

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But it's also not an order that's like...

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mocha chocolate like that's like cool it's like an iced coffee with like sugar vanilla cream cold foam it's sugar-free vanilla it's a skim milk it's a coffee with milk splendors i'll let you know what she says that is so funny what i was also going to say about these girls is most of them except for kid who was also on the bachelor and so i kind of like don't group her with these girls plus she cooks but most of them are like just regular girls that they're not like nepo children or like

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Anybody could do it and they've done it. So if you don't like it, go do it.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Thank you so much. They're not talking about her, but she did tell me her office got a cold brew machine and everybody's talking about it.

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No, actually, Margaret didn't come to mind when I thought of the... Well, when I hear the word New York City influencers, I do think of my little sisters. I do. I do center them in the conversation.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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But it is true that other cities do have very interesting people. But I guess so does New York. New York gave us something navy.

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No, no, like Arielle's style is like very different from like Danielle Bernstein. It's different from Leandra Medin.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Yeah. I think just people are just looking for too much like meaning.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. But it's okay. That's the way the world works. My talent.

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Influencer Drama For All: Thursday, March 13th, 2025

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It's like, it's just content. Take it or leave it.

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Yeah, so if you are an interesting non-boring creator, show yourself. Show yourself. So glad we chatted about that because that's been big.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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And the guest who came, her name is Joyce Azria, might sound familiar because her dad is BCBG Max Azria. So she was the creative director of BCBG and she's also an Orthodox Jewish woman and And so it was just all about her life and her journey through Judaism. But this woman just had, like, such a great energy and such a great approach to, like, spirituality and, like, being religious.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1073.014

Our first story is actually some sad and shocking news. Teddy Mellencamp reveals that doctors have found multiple tumors on her brain that have been growing for at least six months. So Teddy Mellencamp posted on her Instagram that for the last several weeks she'd been dealing with severe and debilitating headaches. Yesterday, the pain was unbearable and required hospitalization.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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After a CT scan and MRI, doctors found multiple tumors on her brain, which they believe have been growing for the last six months at least. She said two of the tumors will be surgically removed today. The remaining smaller tumors will be dealt with via radiation at a later date.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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I am blessed to be surrounded by my children, family, friends, doctors, nurses, and surgeons who are doing everything possible to get me back into better health.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Yeah. Same. I was watching Watch What Happens Live last night, and that's where I actually heard about it because Andy was giving her the muscle of the day, and I think she went into surgery last night. So I hope today she's recovering. I hope they got what they needed to get and that they're able to attack this. But that is so scary. Of course.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1177.659

Right. It's not like someone who's just let it slip by and doesn't pay attention.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1183.923

Yeah. Like a healthy person, active. Right. But those should add up to like... A healthy life. Yeah.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Yeah, a crazy story. Just really incredibly sad, and we're thinking of her. We'll wait more news. Correct. Are you ready for our next story, which is also a bit of crazy news because Naya Rivera's ex, Ryan Dorsey, is speaking out for the first time. No, that's such sad stories today. I know. Just these two, and then we'll move to a better place, but the two big ones.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Yeah, so the actor Ryan Dorsey sat down with People Magazine to talk about Naya and his son...

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1234.036

almost five years since her death so he's talking about how it's been um how he's working at warner brothers and forest lawn cemetery where she's buried is on the other side talking about songs that remind him of her and just raising their son and on the trauma that he's been through you know when at four years old he was on the boat when his mom drowned um and just not doing his best

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

127.522

And, like, you would have really loved her, Claude, because she just, like – she was just, like, talking about her relationship with Hashem. And it's not as, like, you know, Bible thumping as you would think it would be. Like, it's very energetic. It's very alive. And we just had, like, a really great conversation. And it was a great evening. It really was. Yeah.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1272.695

Yes, but it's also really hard to know when it was just the two of them and he's so young.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1279.582

And, like, why exactly, what made her drown. And Ryan Dorsey was saying, like, it must have been some, like, freak sort of... Whirlpool.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1298.374

Right, but you don't know that for sure because, like, the only person who was there to see it would probably know what a whirlpool is. He's four years old.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1315.007

Yeah, or there was a rope on the road. He didn't throw it, and I think he said that there was a spider on it, and, like, it's just, like, something that haunts him, but he was saying the rope probably wouldn't have reached and...

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1324.554

yeah yeah it's just really it's a sad story every time it comes up it's so sad I can't believe it like she's gone and in that way in that way and it was like so cryptic when it happened yeah like because remind me the boat just sort of turned up with him on it alone right yeah him napping on it yeah like three hours after they chartered it him napping on it that's so sad I'm gonna cry um and so the way it all unfolded was just like so scary um

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1373.527

Yeah. Yeah. Lots of money, lots of joy. The boat didn't have an anchor, so it was drifting away when she and her son were swimming.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1383.654

No, and so they sued over that. Got it. I don't know how much money, if they won any money, but that was a part of it as well.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1397.938

Well, now are you ready for our next story? A little love news. A little love news. Our girl, my favorite person, Lainey Wilson, is engaged. What? Yeah. Country star Lainey Wilson reveals her engagement to former NFL player Duck Hodges after four years of dating. So I knew she had a man.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

14.19

It's giving early bird gets the worm.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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No, so that's, like, good. You know, knows life in the spotlight. Has, you know, has worked well under pressure. Works well with others.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1462.542

Yeah, she posted a picture on a party porch saying, Four by four by you forever. Oh, wait, say it again. The caption is four by four by you forever.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1482.1

I like that. They don't make houses like that anymore. You know, when you call a builder, I don't think they even know how to do this. What like design is that? Like brick is a brick.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

151.468

Yeah. I would love to like, you know, bring some back to, I feel like every time you go to a Torah class, like you always come back with like a little nugget, a little nugget. Last night was to be shot. I don't know if you saw that moon, that moon though. I did see that moon.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1525.759

You look like you love me. They have such matching energies, I just want to say. They have such matching auras, plus 10,000, right?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1549.921

Oh, my God. That's so funny that she's like a small business owner and has to like work with local town. Slum it. Yeah. But I just I love that. I hope that there was enough time for them to strike up a friendship and real recognize real.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1565.528

One thousand percent. One thousand percent.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1570.089

Yeah, and they have just like similar swag. Definitely. I could see Kylie, excuse me.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1587.676

She definitely knows the song because she's on the internet.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1598.82

Lainey Wilson, four by four by you forever.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1621.92

After today's episode, I don't know if I'll be able to go back to the way I used to.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1636.609

By the way, her name would be Lainey Hodges. Oh my god, she's related to Orson? Isn't that the girl from She's All That?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1655.56

Okay, so she's all that. What's that girl's name? Rachel Lee Cook?

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1675.558

So very exciting time for the Wilson-Hodge family. Big time.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1689.216

Like, at this point, if they don't last, then it wasn't forever. It was for-naver. Are you ready for our next story? I am. Some rock and roll news. It's still rock and roll to me. Yeah. The 2025 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees are here.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1716.335

I feel like we never talk about it, but I saw it yesterday. I was like, nah, I can do without.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

174.014

Yeah. It's Because it's the festival of the trees. Like, it's obviously not one of the huge ones. It's giving Arbor Day. It's underrated. The trees deserve love, too. You know who else deserves love? Who? Me. Why? Because you passed your glucose test?

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1746.525

So here are the nominees, which is weird, like not all of them. I didn't realize it was a competition at this stage in the game. Oh, me neither. Billy Idol, which feels like right. Wait.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1785.975

Oh, he deserves it just for that. Agreed. Dancing with myself.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1862.107

Okay, so maybe he won't win. Billboard has his odds as 10 to 1 on getting in. That doesn't sound right.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1869.491

Oh, I don't know. I think they are. Well, okay.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1874.013

Next, we have Joy Division slash New Order. My favorite. Like, those are four words I've never said. Yeah. Next to each other, aligned. Yeah. Then there's Bad Company, which, of course, has the classic rock staples, feel like making love, can't get enough, shooting star. Of course. Front man is Paul Rogers.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1906.77

Their odds are 8 to 1, as are Joy Division New Order's odds.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

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Then Soundgarden, which, of course, Soundgarden has the radio staples, the critical peer respect, the commercial profile, and the relatively enduring importance.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1927.257

Oh, well, I don't think what they, I think they don't have a compelling answer to the question, why now? Right, right, right. That's what it sounds like. Of course, the band has been dormant since the death of frontman Chris Cornell.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1978.503

Yeah, so I think we're getting closer. Oh, wait.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1983.727

3 to 1 is good, I think. Better than 10 to 1. 100%.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

1991.172

Okay. I think this is like descending.

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4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2017.981

baseball whatever it's called oh of course backyard sessions jolene but like so much of her career is about covers and like now takes on yeah like even though she puts out original music she does a lot of performances where she's cut like she's a go-to cover they should tap her more for like the grammys and stuff to like do tributes tributes because she really like becomes the person it's giving kelly oaky

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2042.108

We need to see Kelly and Miley do a Miley Oki. We do. And then next one on the list that you do know, Mariah Carey. Oh.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2058.742

Yeah. Then Phish. I mean, how are they not in there? How are they not there?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2074.083

Yeah. And then OutKast. Love, hey, yeah. Yeah, why not? Sure, let them in. Hey, yeah. The White Stripes.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2094.457

And then Oasis. Yes. Which Billboard says is like the only true shoe-in for this class. Like that's the best odds, one to two.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2125.177

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is vibes. But, well, here's Wonderwall. Anyway, here's Wonderwall forever. And after all, you're my Wonderwall.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2156.167

Yeah, I know. I was thinking that when I woke up this morning. Kind of woke me up. Yeah.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

219.065

Wow, you're taking on a lot this early morning.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

228.61

Hopefully I can use some of the lessons that I've learned from my party evening to help you through your torturous afternoon.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2364.403

So our fifth and final story, which is going to lead into a summer house recap and not to start at the end, but in the trailer for the rest of the season, cameras picked up on Paige when she and Craig broke up. So Paige just sort of claims.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2382.68

A hundred percent. I'm glad that she did it because otherwise I could see her being like mad at Craig for putting it on camera. What is that? And now it will be like totally balanced. It'll have the same sort of runway to share what happened.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2421.803

She said she caught Craig texting two bitches over the course of their relationship. She said that some snippets included, Craig, what are you talking about? I feel like you're so betraying me right now. She also said you are dead to me.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2438.77

Yeah. And then also on Watch What Happens Live last night, like, Sierra and Lindsay were talking about it. Andy asked them, like, how surprised were you that Paige and Craig both grew up one to ten, ten being the most surprising? Sierra was like, one.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2450.597

Yeah, but she was like, that's my best friend. Like, you know what's going on. You know when someone's, like, close to a breakup. But it sounds like she knew more than maybe Craig.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2472.469

upsetting yeah she's so beautiful this new girl is so beautiful oh yeah Lexi Lexi it's so crazy to like see someone come off of Instagram like I've seen her Instagram because I knew she was joining the cast and on Instagram she like seriously looks like a perfect individual and then like to see her in 3D on a show like and she's just so adorable and perfect looking like it's really a pleasure and it's it was such a fun episode with her

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2508.007

But she has a very different personality than what I would have expected. I would have expected her to be, like, a little more, like, aloof, like, cool girl. Too cool. But she's, like, very bubbly, very outgoing, like... Very fun.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2527.737

Of course, it's always that way.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2555.914

yeah it has it doesn't like bother me yet maybe that will become like very clear over the season but what I thought was so great it's like this is like what shows used to be like where it was like a couple singles and like a couple guys and girls and like people would immediately click like it's giving not in a bad way like Ron and Sam where you just like see someone in your house you're like that's my person I like how you look I like how you talk like watching her and Jessie immediately hit it off like I had a smile on my face the entire time we haven't seen that like on TV in a very long time of I guess also West and Sierra sort of had that and

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2594.192

No, that was always the weirdest thing that they weren't in the next season.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2598.206

because she was great by the way uh-huh and he was like super cute what's not to like like frat boy energy perfect for that show yeah no it's really always so fun to watch it's like what the all the good shows started out like so to have a little bit of that last night and like jesse solomon seems like such a great guy like a great catch everyone wants love for him and then like i'm sorry he's so funny too being like i love her

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

26.358

I'm durn good early morning, so I'm just sort of getting my bearings. I have to ask myself how I'm durn. I have no idea.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2621.221

No, he's so funny and, like, he's serious. I mean, we'll see. It looks like the rest of the season, and I do feel like his fatal flaw is that he's a really big flirt and, like, doesn't take things seriously. But that he's, like...

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2655.337

Yeah. No, but I also could see even last night, like Jesse flirts with Sierra a lot. He's very touchy with her.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2661.824

Yeah. He flirts. He's a flirt, but I noticed it the most with Sierra. And I think if she and Jesse start hooking up and it's like, we're not hooking up with other people. We'll just focus on this right now. But he still feels like it's okay to flirt with Sierra. Yeah. That would bother a girl.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2681.243

No, and then there's just like when you're taking steps forward in a relationship, like you change the way you behave to the rest of the world. And if you're not ready to do that, like you're not mature.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2713.896

Especially when two people are also willing to share. CRM page. Yeah. But I also feel like the house is growing. Like there's always more rooms. There's always more people.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2726.081

Yeah. So there really doesn't seem like a really bad room. And when there are bad rooms, like you just give those to the boys.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2737.525

And those should go to the boys. Like the girls need ensuite.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2767.415

Yeah no but you do well we will get into an inflection point I don't feel like I'm there yet it's probably where we're headed though where you do have to like shake up the cast a little bit.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2845.55

I think I've heard a rumor Lindsay's pregnant. And I was like, oh, well, I hope that's true. And so, obviously, if we heard that, then her castmates heard that. And it's like, just shut up, okay? Like, let the woman have her moment.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2857.463

No, in that moment, I needed to hear it because I was worried about her. Oh, and this idea, I just need to say, this idea that Lindsay has moved on to quickly from Kyle, anyone who is even remotely floating. From Carl. Oh, just get ready for that. From Carl. Some people are floating that idea like, well, she's pregnant four and a half months. Kyle was saying that.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2880.293

the day that carl broke up with lindsey i wouldn't care if she got together with the next person the next day he is in the past when you're a woman of a certain age and you want to have children there is no time to waste there's no grace period we need to get over it we need closure i need to be by myself like no i need to find my future now and day one starts now anyone who remotely goes with that i don't know if that will become a storyline or it's just people like being shady like

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2906.926

It's really ridiculous and just, like, goes to show an immaturity because there is no time to waste around here. And Lindsay did not waste time. And Carl wasted her time. So now we got to get time back.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2926.682

Yeah. No, even however she wants to get rid, like, get over Carl, do it in the next, like, she's got to keep moving forward. There's no time to waste and mope and find yourself and eat, pray, love, like, like Carl's doing.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2964.868

No, and the producer's like, that's really normal, man.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

2984.676

Well, what I was going to say is like he started to be like, I can't believe she's moved on. You know, I'm still processing. Like that's a luxury that you have being a man.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3000.211

No, it's just like nobody feels bad for you, bro. And if you do feel bad for him, you've gotten got like we don't care how much time you want. The two of you are on completely different journeys now. Apples and oranges. I don't care what she's doing versus what you're doing or what you're doing versus what she's doing. Like just because she's moved on that and you didn't doesn't make you.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3018.697

Oh, it's so sad. Carl didn't have a kiss yet.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3041.078

Right. Why couldn't she wear leggings and then be like, boom. Boom. I guess she really didn't want people. I think she wanted to get them surprised as much as she could. Like she was drinking fake alcohol because everyone kind of knew. But then like Wes sees her drinking and it's like, oh, never mind. Never mind.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3070.16

Yeah, I completely agree. I love Gabby. She's a really good friend. Yeah, she really is. And I do look forward to seeing her shine. But she's been wonderful in this role. Wes is like...

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

309.964

Well, that's... I do think, like, people... That's the lesson. ...start to regret sharing because, yeah, everyone comes in either thinking they're an expert or wanting to be an expert and want to be like, hey, well, one time for me. Right. And it's like... It's not your time.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3104.729

Yeah. No, it's a very much of a weenie energy. Um, What can you do?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3151.07

No, but they have their act together. Like, you just go in, they hit record.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3155.653

We're just, like, talent. Like, should we get our hair and makeup done?

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

3159.726

Right? We're just like walking in like, hey, how y'all doing? Look at me.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

346.331

I saw that one and it made me chuckle. Okay.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

359.214

The other one has merit. It's like, you love this sugar because you're always eating sugar.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

36.763

Well, yeah, because you're still waking up.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

375.273

Okay, but it can stay still because it's funny. All's that to say... It provides value in the humor department.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

393.143

Hmm. Is there a way for you to share your journey and then tune out these bitches? Like if you were to share your journey, like maybe it's because you're a little too.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

406.148

Are we? Oh, my God. Zach was like to me last night. He was like, do you see that clip of Claudia and Jay Shetty? I'm like, oh, no, no, no. That's not for me. He was like, what do you mean? I'm like, well, we're too close. I can't watch. Of course. He was like, what do you mean? And he's like, what do you mean you need to watch a clip? I was like. He didn't get it? He didn't get it.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

423.875

I guess it's kind of like an odd thing to say at a glance. We're too close. I can't watch her.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

429.975

Well, I just want you to know he was very moved by your words.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

44.466

Actually, my house is asleep right now, which is crazy. The one time I have to get up early, you know, not on a Sunday, not on a Sunday. We're sleeping in.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

443.479

And unless, like, Cal and Cowherd was on your episode with Jay Shetty.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

463.524

What'd you call him? I will rein it in. I will do better. Just for that, if I ever have a surprise. We have to start kissing Cowherd ass? Like, if I need to get a Callan Cowherd cameo.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

481.334

It's a certain type of animal on Cameo.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

491.742

Yeah. So it takes all kinds.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

500.822

Of course I did. Oh my gosh. Summer House premiere. Summer House premiere. I also watched Watch What Happens Live. We are so back. I'm so excited about this season. It looks so good. I really enjoyed my time watching it last night after my meaningful evening with Hashem.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

518.413

Yeah. No, but he definitely would have because I was like in bed with my warm blanket. Cozy. Yeah. cozy, feeling fulfilled.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

546.295

Well, at least for last night's episode, he's not really a part of it. Like, I wouldn't... Honestly... I probably wouldn't have mentioned him in my recap, like, not even as a boycott.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

565.106

Got it. Oh, that's so funny. I literally forgot about him. I thought you were going to say, like, Carl or Wes.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

573.975

I'll also say just because I forgot about him.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

585.561

Yeah. Well, I'm really excited to recap that. And I don't want to rush through the rest of the show to do that. But that's kind of what I feel like doing. So down. Because also that's kind of the big thing that happened. It wasn't like a crazy news making 24 hours.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

601.904

I feel like everyone was just kind of on a spiritual journey. That's how it felt. Or take your glucose test.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

616.373

Yeah, it'll knock your socks off. And that just is like a little taste of a sugar high. So next time you're consuming loads of sugar, just remember.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

62.03

I just want to tell you guys, my evening was so amazing. So thank you for asking. because I went to a women's event at a local shul. They had asked me to... They were having a guest speaker come. I'll explain who she is in a moment. And they asked me to moderate the conversation. That does fall in my wheelhouse of talents, technically, and I am a Jewish woman. So you're a speaker.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

645.944

I actually have seen someone say, like... Oh, good, good.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

687.181

Well, actually, if you want to go deep, I wonder if you've seen this in the glucose discourse, that, like, the real crunchy ones. Bring their own? They won't drink that drink. I mean, some people skip the test altogether, but some people, like, drink their own sugary concoction because what you drank is, like, literal toxic waste. I mean, and I drank it, too. Okay.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

737.128

Yeah, it's kind of crazy. It's like drink this disgusting, toxic liquid. Then we'll let you know if something's wrong with you. I'm like, well, there is now.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

753.516

Yeah, and I wonder what – I've seen like what people bring, but it's kind of hard to match the level of craziness. That's demanded of the G.E.T.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

767.52

Or you bring like a sugary drink. I don't know. Oh, like a Powerade. Yeah, but Mayhem wouldn't drink Powerade, so like. Of course, of course. Something else sugary.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

85.344

It was kind of an inspired choice. I agree. And I would like love to give back to my community and do something like that. And anytime I go to an event, especially like a religious event, like the manifesting one, like I always get so much out of it. So I'm like, why not have a meaningful evening? Why not? So I agreed to do it.

The Toast

4x4xU Furever: Thursday, February 13th, 2025

861.002

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1015.074

Cause they're like creating premium content with these review photos. I think Amazon pays people to create reviews of their items. Just like in a bedroom. It's like a mom of four. Like it's not a model. It's so fucking helpful. Like the amount of stuff that I have with furniture too on Amazon, they crush it.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1030.987

They crush it. So I'm just so thankful to the people who leave reviews so much so that I kind of like, I want to give back. Maybe I'll give a review one day to let people know.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1037.769

Because there are certain unsung heroes like of our society, like those who put back the grocery carts from the parking lot, like that we don't think of every day. And people who leave photo detailed reviews of furniture and clothing on Amazon and Wayfair and websites of that nature are a part of those unsung heroes. They're literally, what did we call them during COVID? Like truck drivers?

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

106.182

If you want me to keep sitting in this chair and my coccidinia was acting, it was not a coccidinia friendly chair. My ass was hurting me the whole time.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1062.9

And I think, I don't know if Wayfair does this, but they should do an incentivization program where they give you a credit because those reviews certainly are helping me make purchases and not like dilly dally for too long. And even if it's not like perfect, you know, oh, the canopy is a little short for anyone under 5'7". I'm like, okay, I'm 5'1".

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1079.238

Yeah, and that's the other thing. I feel like reviews in general online, like get a better app. When it comes to restaurants and stuff, I never take it seriously because only people who had a negative experience will leave a review. But I feel like now we're taking the power back of reviews. Like Yelp to me is such a useless platform because it's only for complainers.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1097.122

Whereas individual item reviews are so detailed and they're not really coming in with an agenda. I feel like reviews are now for me, like at a place in culture where they're helping people. And for many years they weren't.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

111.487

That is so crazy. It's like years worth of therapy and what, like never goes to therapy, does it live on a podcast.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1111.75

I agree as they should, what they were meant to do, you know, they're doing what they were meant to do. Yes, exactly. And you love to see that.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1119.208

So that's sort of where I've been at. Also, I've been shopping so much Amazon. They have like amazing maternity shops. Like the maternity websites that you shop from, like Bumpsuit and like Hatch, they have shops on Amazon and you get prime shipping. I just sent a bunch of stuff to your house. Yeah, I got a pair of white trousers. So you bitches better watch the fuck out this season, okay?

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1139.966

Oh, yeah. No, I think that's sort of really the only two places I had shopped from was like Bumpsuit and Hatch.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1145.63

for maternity wear like a bum suit and then a hatch cardigan done I don't have a bum suit yet but I have been dipping my toe into maternity wear and I just slept in a pair of hatch maternity pajamas that have like like it goes up to your boob you know like that belly band and of course I don't have a bump but I loved it I used to get maternity pajamas from the gap

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

116.612

So I said that, I don't want to spoil. It was two hours long. And I was just like, by the way, like, I don't, go to therapy. Not that I'm against it at all. I'm just not a person who has trouble communicating. Like I actually have a lot of people in my life that I open up to about like all different parts of myself and I'm very blessed and I don't feel like stifled.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1167.421

Oh, I'll check that out. I'll check that out. Yeah. And then eventually I just switched to a nightgown. You know, waistband.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1174.944

Oh yeah. I'm like a couple of weeks away from just sleeping in one of Ben's like t-shirts. I can't keep buying stuff.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1185.635

I actually took a pair of scissors to expensive pajamas to cut out the waistband only to find that it was completely sewn in and I had to, like I destroyed the pants for nothing. Like I should have just kept them.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1194.363

Or you just cut a slit. I cut a slit in a couple things.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1197.506

Yeah. It's just this very project runway over at my house.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1200.809

Yeah, for sure. And that's why you need like just nap dresses.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1207.336

How's, uh, how are the stories today? Oh my God. There are so many stories today. There's like three big stories and then the rest are kind of interchangeable and some will probably get pushed till tomorrow. I think fifth and final, I'm going to do a choose your own adventure tourney. Oh,

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1219.449

I love that. I love being given a choice. Like that to me, it's so exciting.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1223.89

Especially because we're not rushed today. No dear toasters, no recap. It's just us. No segments. So the stories are going to get a lot. So A-O-S.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1240.195

I kind of like what mine said more. I agree.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1243.896

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1248.851

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1259.273

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1274.036

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1290.647

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The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

130.122

And he was like, that's so great. And I'm like, but like, I never talk about this shit that you're talking about. Like, I don't know where you're coming up with these questions. Like, where do you get your confidence from? And not me literally starting crying. Like I literally was crying the entire time. I'm so embarrassed. Like, and it was- You're like Ari and Cynthia.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1309.539

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

1329.653

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Did you do it with Ben or alone? Alone. But Ben had driven me. He was in the car downstairs taking a call. And so I was feeling like particularly grateful to Ben for like, you know, he literally like moved his whole day around to drive me to Brooklyn.

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Thank you, Turt. What can I say except you're welcome. Also, before we get into the stories, just wanted to mention that time person of the year has dropped and it is Trump after all. So we shared the short list earlier this week. We gave our predictions. I think, you know, in all signs.

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And then Jay was asking me questions about Ben and like pretty much every time I was asked about Ben, I was hysterical, like hysterical, like so embarrassing. I am hysterically crying.

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It also got leaked yesterday, which I feel like it doesn't get leaked a lot. Like it's always a surprise.

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It did get leaked. I think like Time really had their bragas in a twist because they really like think that they're so iron.

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They're under lock and key. But it did get leaked.

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Although the photo that was released wasn't the photo they ended up using, but the person.

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The photo was from 2016. Yeah. I believe. Oh, that was confusing. I saw it too. And I thought that was like this year's cover. I was like, damn, but no, I think it was just 2016. Got it. Got it. And then this morning the cover dropped and an interview and he's the person of the year as he should be, as he was the person of the year. Yeah. So that's that on that. Are you ready for our first story?

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Actually, shocking news that I didn't learn until I opened my iPad. What? Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco are engaged after dating for over a year. Selena and Benny are engaged, she announced on Instagram Wednesday night. Forever Begins Now, she captioned a carousel of photos showing off her diamond ring. One picture captured her beaming while sitting on a picnic blanket, happily staring at her ring.

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In another, she and him are cuddled up for a sweet embrace.

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I do, of course, wonder what this means for those last remaining Jelena stans because I feel like... Can they disperse now? Right, like Jelena has never been a remote possibility, right? He's literally married. But I feel like Selena was like... Kind of like, not that she championed the Jelena movement, but like she was still, it was kind of possible because of her.

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There is sadness abound. It's very bittersweet to be saying goodbye. But for you guys, it's actually great because I really feel called to give you an amazing episode, you know? It's so true. So... with the stories and just with everything that I'm bringing to the show today, I'm putting my best foot forward. Not that I ever don't. I just want to say.

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Is that a normal thing that he says happens on his show?

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Yeah. For as long as she was available, like Jelena's had hope. But if she becomes like a happily married woman, then it's so, not that it wasn't already disrespectful to Haley and Justin, but it seemed to care about that. It would be like so disrespectful of her and they're her fans.

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So like what you're going to invalidate her marriage by saying she should be with Justin, your wires are getting crossed.

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So I do wonder about all the people whose usernames are literally JelenaStan807, like what this means for them and their usernames. So that was my first thought, but maybe that's because I'm so toxic.

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That's so funny. I did not have that thought whatsoever. I was kind of surprised by this. Me too, even though it's like, yeah, the timeline is totally fine. Yeah, in like a normal world.

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Well, that's like his thing, you know? Everybody cries. He's an excavator. Before we started, I was like, I'm not gonna cry. He was like, okay. Hey, tears, see you later. Literally. I don't know if I would have cried not pregnant, but he was also just asking questions about parenthood and Ben as a dad. Seriously, it was so messy. I don't even know.

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Like, and, you know, she's, like, my age, I think. So, yeah, if I had a friend that was dating someone for over a year, seriously, and they got engaged, like, oh, that's beautiful.

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And how would you feel if your father was dating someone your age?

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That would be different. Yeah. I don't know that I would say that's beautiful. I think I might say screw sisterhood.

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Yeah, I might. And I thought it was you walking through the front door.

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So, regardless, this is a little bit surprising. I also feel like celebrities take their time with stuff. They're not, like, the first to get engaged. Also, marriage in, like, California and with celebrities and all that money is just, like, a weird thing. institution.

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I thought you meant like that. They sh it seems like they shared it the day that it happened. I thought you were going to say celebrities take their time. Like with the Haley Steinfeld, she waited a whole week. And then she said, look, we got engaged last weekend.

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Oh no. I just meant like, we're always shocked when they do things in a traditional timeline. Yes. So the fact that this was traditional airing on the side of, of quick was surprising to me. I wasn't like on your friend.

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Not at all. No, no, I think this is like a beautiful and healthy relationship. Yeah. I agree. I just want to say that's what's surprising is a beautiful, healthy relationship in Hollywood.

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This isn't a relationship that I particularly like champion or really understand. It does feel like kind of random to me, but I do think that they are well suited for one another. And I think that they have potential. And it's not like Selena Gomez actually is not, she's not like always dating a million people. She's never been engaged before.

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She's not one of those celebrities who like kind of takes relationships and specifically like engagements for nothing. You know, she's never been engaged before where I feel a lot of her compatriots have been engaged a couple of times. So does this mean they'll actually make it down the aisle in celebrity world? No, but I don't know. She's kind of a serious girl when it comes to relationships.

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So I feel like maybe. Yeah. That was going to be my next question. Like, do you think that they will get married? This happens all the time. Just because a young Hollywood thang gets engaged does not mean she's getting married. It's a piece of jewelry. But these two feel different to me. He doesn't have a million girlfriends. She doesn't have a million boyfriends.

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They haven't been engaged multiple times. I kind of feel like they might.

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Yeah, do you know what popped into my head yesterday that now is coming back into my head? But it came into my head before this, so I don't want it to like invalidate this. But remember when Demi Lovato was engaged to that guy?

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Jackie, of course, that's what I was thinking of when I said that. Like how, like young Hollywood things that get engaged like for jewelry.

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Yeah, but like he turned out to be just like such a loser grifter. Loser.

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He should be on American Greed. And I don't, I just want to say, for some reason I thought of him yesterday, not after the Selena news drop, but now I'm thinking about him again. But obviously Benny Blanco is not that.

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Sometimes celebrities like get engaged and like, who doesn't want to feel like loved and proposed to?

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Right, right. The odd thing, not odd, but Benny Blanco also does have a working and personal relationship with Justin Bieber. Now, I'm sorry to keep bringing them into this because I'm so toxic like that, but some of the biggest hits from Justin are Benny songs. Some of the biggest hits in the world are Benny songs. From back in the day? Like, no. Okay, Benny Blanco, Justin Bieber songs.

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Lonely, I feel like. is their song. When did that come out? In 2020.

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I was gonna ask you when it's coming out, but is it weird that I would feel weird listening to that?

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Okay, I don't know. At a certain point, everyone works together, you know?

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Earth, I don't know that song, and Cold Water. Cold Water sounds familiar. Like would, under different circumstances, like Justin might be invited to Benny Blanco's wedding, not his wedding to Selena Gomez, but yeah. Interesting. Interesting. I think it's nice. And obviously like all the celebs were commenting on her post, Taylor saying, I want to be the flower girl. So it seems like legit.

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I don't know why it's just like, these two exist in like a universe, not of my own. Do you know what I mean? I don't think about them a lot, but I do think they might end up making it down the aisle.

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I hope that they do. I hope that they do. I hope that they do. And so for now, I don't know why we keep talking about it. Like it's like not happening.

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Yeah, it's such a pessimistic outlook. I don't know where it's coming from, but this is what it's all about, folks. Love.

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Love is a thing, you know? The ring is beautiful.

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Like it's a... I'm pretty sure it's a marquee. That's what it's called.

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But it looks like a diamond, you know, like the shape of a diamond, not the stone.

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Yes, it's a marquee. The weird thing is that like when a, like no matter, everybody has their own like diamond shapes that they like, but at a certain size, like they're all beautiful. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

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Like I think, like I happen to think probably when I was getting engaged, like marquee would have been last on my list. Selena's big ass marquee. I'll take it.

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Jackie, if you listen to it, I will die. Like seriously, do not listen to it.

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Yeah. No, it's very, very, he did, as they say, and I hate this phrase.

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but he did do well. Are you ready for our next story?

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Yeah, it's also incorrect grammatically. He did good. He did good. He did well.

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Our next story is some podcasting drama that's been bubbling for weeks that has now hit a fever pitch because Brianna Chicken Fry is back in the news. BFFs is back as a drama podcast because Bri and the gang are addressing what's going on with Plan Bri, her other podcast that she was doing with her best friend, Grace. So

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But the whole world should, but like not those closest to you. I understand that. Like, it's just, I can't explain it. I feel like I'm always trying to put this into words. I feel like even, I can't put it into words. Like for literally a decade, I've been like trying to articulate how sometimes it's easier to share emotional things with people you don't know.

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If you've been following like Zach and Brie and Dave and Josh and the gang, like, then you know this.

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If you, if you haven't, like, we're not speaking English. I just want to say like.

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. Like, normally Thursdays have such a great energy, je ne sais quoi. But it is our second to last regular episode of the year and like there is sadness abound.

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Okay. I'll give like a little bit of backstory for the Grands.

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So Brianna Chicken Fry got signed to Barstool a couple of years ago. And she brought with her a podcast that she had started in her college dorm room called Plan Brie. It's obviously a play on Plan B. And her name Brie. And Brianna. The podcast was doing well. It was a bunch of different... I wouldn't categorize it as one particular thing. It was just like a show by her and her interests. And

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At some point when she started to do really well at Barstool, she started to do BFF. She was becoming more well-known. She brought her friend Brie from home. This is, excuse me, Grace. This is her best friend from childhood. Friends since they were 10. She asked if she wanted to A, move to New York with her and B, like try to get her a job at Barstool.

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They would like bring her into the office, bring her on plan Brie. And it actually, I remember watching it happen very organically. Like she would come on one at a time and then people in the office started to like her and asked her to come on this podcast.

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And she ended up getting a job, like a salaried job at Barstool through Brianna and ended up being like the full-time co-host of the Plan Brie show. The Plan Brie had went through like a bunch of different iterations, but then it ended up being like a swirly show with two best friends swirlies. And the internet, like Grace very quickly realized gained an audience of her own.

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She's super different from Brianna. She's very self-deprecating. Her goal has always been comedy. She loves standup. And so they're actually quite different, but their best friends have always really complimented each other. And then when Brianna started dating Zach, there was clearly like a separation between the two.

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Now, anyone who gets into a serious relationship, like you are gonna change your relationship with your best friend. But now of course, knowing what we know and what abusers do, he was clearly trying to isolate Brianna. So her not being spotted around with Grace, like she used to be. And they were like, you know, typical young 20 best friends, sleepovers all the time to then nothing.

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Not nothing, because they were still doing their podcast together.

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And I remember- Okay, but they were doing it, but like Grace moved to New York and like literally Brianna left New York and she was doing it remotely and she was building a studio in Massachusetts. Like the space between them was widening.

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Yes, it was widening. I feel like we talked about it on the show because there was conversations like on the internet maybe a year ago at this point, about how, like, Brianna, like, left her friend Grace because she got a boyfriend. And we were just saying, like, that's kind of what happens sometimes in serious relationships.

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So there have been, like, conversations about their friendship on the internet for a long time.

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And the general consensus, and when Brianna started dating Zach, like, the internet just, like, hated her. And so, really, people took up for Grace. And Grace is, like, not a, you know, she's never... Grace doesn't have any drama. There's no reason for somebody on the internet not to like Grace, right? She's never done anything.

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Whereas Brianna, because you're an internet personality of a bigger size and you've been doing it for longer, you have scandals, you have cancellations. So people have reasons that they think that they should hate you, right? So when Brianna started dating Zach, she automatically got this huge target on her back. People hated her for a million different things, mostly because they were jealous.

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But then when it came to the Grace stuff, the fans of the show really took Grace's side because it appeared as though like,

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Brianna you know got a boyfriend and never talked to her best friend again she thinks she's too good for the podcast she's moving out of New York she thinks she's too good for Grace and she's leaving Grace behind and when the the news came out about Bri and Zach I think everybody was like okay well this is obviously way more complex than we thought and maybe the Brianna Grace thing is like not really what we thought it was and and they weren't sharing a lot of their friendship because Grace couldn't really share what her friend was going through so like people were like okay we've had we actually have it all wrong

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Than with like people who know you and are there for you and might actually be going through the exact same thing.

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Yeah, and it wasn't like Brianna coming between their friendship. It was really like Zach. And now that he's gone, they'll come back together because he was keeping them apart. And it all looked like it made sense.

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Except that Plan Bree, the podcast, hasn't returned. Since October. So people were like, well, no, I think there is something going on between those two. And for as long as people have thought there's something going on between them, they both have individually maintained. Mostly Brianna, like when asked, like it's all good.

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There's, like, a weirdness in the intimacy. It's just, like, it's weird.

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Yeah, and Grace hadn't said anything. We even were talking about a few weeks ago how like there was rumors that people thought maybe she signed the NDA and took money to not share the video from what had happened. But not good, not bad. She didn't say anything in all this time that Brianna has been the headline story, her best friend. she wasn't speaking on the situation.

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So we're like, I thought that was maybe like out of respect sort of thing. It's like, what can you say? And it's not, it's Brianna telling her story. Then Grace, we literally said that.

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It's not about Grace right now. It's about Brianna.

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After Brianna had shared her story, then like Grace would come in supplementally, share hers. That's not what happened.

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So then last week, I guess when Spotify Wrapped came out, Brianna shared that like somebody tagged her in like Plan Brie was my number one show of the year. And she was like, oh, you know, I'm really trying to figure out a way to get Plan Brie back to you. To bring it back. In some capacity. Yes. And I guess that set Grace off. And for the first time ever, Grace has spoken out.

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That is so funny. I will not be listening.

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She released this three slide statement, basically saying that like they have known for a while that the show was ending. And for the last couple of months, they've been working on a way to tell people whether that's a video together, a statement. They haven't been able to like fully come to agreement on how they wanna announce it.

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No, please don't. Like, seriously, I will die. If you have a question, I'll answer it, but, like, don't watch. But everybody else should. I don't think it comes out for, like, months, though, so don't get too excited. It'll be a while. Definitely not this year.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2318.967

But Grace felt like Brianna posting that Spotify wrapped thing was like the biggest slap in the face and blindsided her. And she was like, well, now I'm speaking my truth. And she released that three slide statement being like, yeah, the show's not coming back. We've known for a while. And I had no idea that Brianna was like working on bringing it back without me.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2334.336

Right. And she, and also while also being like, I've never posted a statement like this. I never want to post a statement like this. Like it kills me that I'm even writing something like this. I feel so awkward, like very much like couching everything by like, be like, not like this was her last resort that she had to post. She was pushed. To this point. Right. So she posted that.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2352.45

And it's like, so right now we're thinking like, oh, they decided not to do plan Brie, but Brianna is going to bring it back without grace. Like stab in the back.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2362.412

So then finally they did a whole BFFs pod about it yesterday. I watched it. Where they did like 15 minutes at the end of the episode. Dave literally was like, just say what you have to say. Brianna got really emotional and she had a couple of key points, but she overall said that

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2377.516

there has definitely been a fracture in their relationship like for as long as people have assumed and for Brianna and you know it's hard for me to only hear one side of someone's story because I always take that person's side like you've given me no other yeah so and I really do believe Brianna and people hated Brianna's response they think she's the devil they think her ego's out of control it's

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2398.569

Grace's statement, the fans already had been on Grace's side. Grace's three slide statement incentivized them even more. And then when Brianna released this episode, like people are not buying anything she's saying, but I do think she raised a couple of valid points. The first was reminding people that Plan Brie was started by her in her college dorm. And if the show worked out with Grace, great.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

241.805

That's so funny. Well, my episode of The Good Guys dropped today, so you can listen to that.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2420.769

If it didn't, it is her show to continue on without. A lot of people are comparing it to Call Her Daddy, right? They started it together, totally different. This is a show that existed before Grace. And so she reminded people of that. And I think that like people didn't like her saying that, but it is an important fact.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2438.165

But also what she said was when she said we're bringing it back in some capacity, she was going to bring on new hosts and so that the fans could still have like a plan, Brie, which was very much like a college show. Like she was going to like reboot it with new people. She wasn't like doing it now alone without Grace and kicking Grace to the curb.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

244.667

Oh, that's on my watch list because I hear you guys, like, literally exclusively talked about me, so I have to listen.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2453.838

So Grace kind of like jumped the gun on thinking that. But then Brie also said, but if I wanted to be on it, like I can do that. It was my show.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2460.963

Right. So I think a lot of people heard their takeaway from Brianna's interview was like, she sounded really egotistical, but because saying that like, it's my show. Well, you know what it is. And that's an important fact. And I think another thing she said that really rubbed people the wrong way was that like, listen, I brought grace into all this. Like I was on the up and up.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2476.214

I was having this, I wanted to work at Barstool. I wanted to work in media. I started this podcast. I started to take off and I brought grace into it. I let her stay with me. Like I got her the job. I've been so such a champion of her. So people think that like,

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2487.481

because Grace's you know career started to take off and like Brianna couldn't handle it no that was actually by design and so people think she like sounded like a bitch on the podcast she didn't say like I invented Grace but she said like how you guys can think that is so crazy I have seen in her what you all see in her since we're kids and like I brought her like do you know how hard it is to get recognized in media and like

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

249.332

I actually think whoever told you that is like setting you up for disappointment because we did talk about you a lot. But like, if you're listening, thinking we talked about you the whole time, you're going to be like, they didn't talk about me at all. Oh, just so you know. Oh, okay. Like literally, if that's why you're listening, like don't. That is why I would be listening.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2506.502

to bring on your best friend on the up. She wasn't even at a level yet where she could just like, you know, do favors for her friends. She brought her friend in at the ground level and people did not like the way that she sounded, but I totally understood what she said. She was like, you guys think I'm this sort of like devilish, jealous monster, but like, it was... It was me, I brought her in.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2523.78

Oh, I didn't even realize that's how people heard it. But no, what she was saying was, I couldn't be jealous of her success. This is what I wanted for her from the beginning. And just like, she's telling these anecdotes to prove how she did or tried to do that for her.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2537.308

Yes, the biggest thing she said that people had the biggest issue with too, because I was reading the comments and everyone hated everything she said.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2545.441

the biggest thing was that like the internet has played such a big part in their friendship and the pitting of two women against each other, like it actually created division between them because how Brianna feels is that Grace just sort of like let the internet take her side, prop her up, beat down Brianna without ever like speaking out and defending her.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2564.871

That was her biggest gripe with Grace is that when people started to pit them against one another, Grace never said stop. Grace never said, guys, Brianna's a good friend. Like, And she just sort of let people pile on Brianna, especially when Brianna was going through that abusive relationship with Zach, which Grace knew about. So Brianna feels like she knew what I was going through.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2581.178

The internet was hating me partially because of Zach, partially because of her. And she didn't like nothing to stop it. And people were like shocked that she said that out loud, like that it was so shallow. Like your friendship, since your best friends has to do with the internet. And it's really easy for people to like, think it's so stupid. Like, oh, shouldn't defend me on the internet.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2597.525

Like it sounds trivial. Although when you are going through it, like somebody standing up for you means a lot and it can make a difference in the reception, the perception of you.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2606.832

The person who's good in their eyes. I didn't think it was trivial at all. I mean, it's easy for us to put ourself in their shoes because we do a podcast together. So immediately I was like, if there was this narrative about me for like a year that I was this bad person that we, I was a bad friend. Like,

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2621.522

And it was affecting, some people might not hit the level where it registers that you need to address it, but you could tell it was affecting me. Like in two seconds, you would be like, leave her alone. And especially when they were doing it in service of you. Right, to prop me up.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2634.632

Right, like it's not even like it's someone else who wouldn't defend you, but it's like, they're pitting us against each other and you're my best friend. And like, you have the power in their eyes to shine your light on me and that you wouldn't do that not once. And you see how much it's affecting me. You also see that I'm just like, I'm not going through things personally.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2652.948

Like the, and the, and the, she even had to like, I think she said that she asked race to like say something and that grace never did. Like, I understand. I was able to like understand and be like, Oh, that would, that's upsetting.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2665.569

Now it's easy for me to have this POV because I haven't heard from Grace. And the only thing I've heard was that statement, which I felt like was jumping the gun a little bit. I would love to hear from Grace, like what her POV is, because I didn't think Brianna said anything that crazy, even though people are gonna, this is gonna be like a hot take. People think everyone's team Grace.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

267.724

Cause we talked about you like a good amount, but it's not, it's not the whole episode. So you would just see the glass half full. Oh, okay. And even though I don't want to like fuck with the good guys numbers, listen to it next week when we're off.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2682.815

And I'm not team anyone. I heard from Brianna and I thought what she said was compelling and I understood it. I would love to hear from Grace because maybe her version of events is compelling and truthful. And I would find it, you know, truthful as well?

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2696.319

So I think when Grace, and there's a lot of history there, but then when Grace saw that statement, like we're bringing Plan Brie back, when like she's been on just the side of like, Plan Brie is over, how are we gonna announce it? And then it looks like Brie's doing all these things behind your back. Like that would be the time to call Brianna, but there weren't really speaking.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2711.885

And I think she just like saw red And was like. Oh I have to.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2716.208

After everything that's happened. How she left me. Like. I need to say. Like. I think she jumped.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2721.533

And you guys don't understand. Her releasing a statement. Was so crazy. She like. Never speaks out.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2725.738

Never speaks out. I think she like. Just. Jumped the gun. Like. Just assumed. A misintent. That like. Wasn't there. And. that's what has made all of this explode was that statement. And I think, you know, in hindsight, her releasing this statement, like wasn't the right thing to do.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2742.992

And even Josh and Dave who love Grace and work with her and like are friends with both of them were like, that wasn't the right thing to do. Especially when you're like.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2750.435

Especially because they haven't handled their relationship issues privately at all. So if the first time she's like, Grace is sort of going to speak up for herself for it to be public. when these are people who have been best friends since they're literal, like in elementary school, I think it was kind of the nail in the coffin. It's so sad to see these two, like not be friends anymore.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2766.889

Like, I don't know if it's because I was like doing my waterline, but like when, and I was saying this on the podcast a few weeks ago, how I was like, how I was like, Looking at Grace and Brie's Instagram a few weeks ago when I was just like in this drama and like thinking about how Zach Bryan came between their like 20 year friendship, like seriously, like was making me so emotional.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2783.345

And then I was listening again to it today. And like, it makes me so sad. And I think if we heard from Grace, what she would really say is how she felt in that moment when she posted a statement, like how she just felt like completely left behind this, that, this, that. And like what led her to post the statement, even though maybe overall it wasn't the right decision.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2800.497

Like I think the way she felt in that moment, like nothing could have stopped her.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2805.324

Yeah, right. If she could identify that, maybe she would stand by the statement now. I don't know. It is so sad. And I think one of the cool things that like, at the time people liked and now people just like hate Brianna for everything she does. So like it's, but the fact that she like, you know, had this opportunity and decided to take her best friend with her, like a lot of people wouldn't do.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

281.138

Wow. You're going to get a call from Ben.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2824.627

And it has worked out so well for Grace. Not only is her barstool career popping off, everybody loves her. She does all the shows and she has tons of followers, but her TikTok career really took off. Her comedy career took off. A lot of people know she's on a national tour right now opening for Whitney Cummings. She's like one of the biggest female comedians. So-

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

283.5

Okay, wait. I'm going to get another positive call from Ben because today's a very exciting day because Spritz Society just announced their new Q Lab flavor.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2843.17

That's kind of what Brianna was saying. And people thought it sounded like, so pick me and like, I did it. But like, look at the opportunity she gave Grace, created all of this. Now Grace is talented. And if she wasn't, she wouldn't have gotten all this. But your best friend giving you a leg up, like, yeah, that counts for something. And that's someone who loves you and supports you.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2859.93

So the fact that they were that type of close, because- not a lot of bitches would take their best friend with them. It had to be a special type of friend. Like the fact that they were that close and their families are close and they grew up together. Oh my God. This is actually the saddest thing.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2874.267

And that's why it's not call her daddy. Like Alex and Sophia were friends for like two, three years. They met in an Uber pool. Today? Yeah, that's what I heard.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2883.672

I think so. I think- No, that sounds right.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2885.974

Like they were so crazy back then. Like that's shit that they would do.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2888.657

Right. Something like that. There was like a third person too who like put them together. These are girls who are friends since they were 10. Like even in the stories that are written about it, like they have all these photos of them like going to prom together. Like it's a sisterhood and like that's really, really sad.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2903.931

It's devastating. So I think a good example of why they, they stopped the show and it was Brianna's idea to stop doing the show. Cause we had talked about this. Remember the Menendez brothers thing? Yes. So like that was the month where like people were just so fucking done with Brianna and Brianna had told a story of her and Grace going to Atlantic city when they were like 15 and

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

291.087

This is what we were talking about last week when we said we did a collab at Spritz Society that was made for our sister, Olivia. What did I say? Last week. That was not five weeks ago. No, but it was not last week. I feel like actually it was two, honestly. Two and a half, maybe. I think I'm closer than you are. V8.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2923.531

And they ended up like giving like hand jobs to like these 60 year old guys or something.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2927.634

They didn't say that exactly. They didn't say exactly like what happened between the men and the girls, but that like it was a situation where they were taken advantage of. Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe not me just making up hand jobs. I don't know. Maybe you didn't, but I watched the whole clip and I don't remember a hand job, but maybe I'm misremembering.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2944.847

So they were telling the story, honestly, it's like a cautionary tale, but also like how they just used to be so crazy.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2949.849

And now they look back as grown women. Grace was doing her show in Atlantic City. And so Brianna's like, I hope it's different for you this time. Girls out there, like if someone is, an older man comes, like kind of like, you know, saying a hypothetical cautionary tale that like clearly happened to Grace and then also to Brie.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2967.774

So the internet perceived it as a story that only happened to Grace and that Brianna was like victim blaming her. And like, that was like as big as the Menendez in their like podcast community. They were like, she told a story that Grace was not comfortable with and then victim blamed Grace in the story of her trauma as a kid. And I think that one, it's a story that happened to both of them.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

2989.896

Two, Grace was okay with it being kept in the podcast or else she would have asked for it to be taken out. Like things are prerecorded. And that was like another thing that like the internet descended on Brianna for. And Grace could have just said, no, no guys, like it's fine first of all. And it's true. And it happened to both of us, but she didn't.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3005.071

And so they were just getting into a pattern where they would record an episode and like try and Brianna would try to like not

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3010.015

say anything crazy but people were just like hating her and loving grace and that's such a toxic dynamic especially when you're trying to be funny and interesting and insightful um so it makes sense why Brianna wanted to stop doing it that type of way because that's not a that's not a way to live no and she said the comments would just become a forum for bullying me and like why am I putting myself out there just to get hated nobody wants to do that and she has other things that she could be doing

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3037.236

I would love, like, I kind of need, in a biblical sense, to hear from Grace. I think that we will hear from Grace. In what format? Grace is welcome on the toast. Grace is welcome. I think she's a toaster. I think she is, too. And, like, she's a swirly. And that's the thing. It's, like, I hate when people, like, take credit for other people's success, right?

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3055.191

Because, like, you can give someone a leg up. But if they're, like, unfunny. It happens with the Nepo babies all the time, right? Like, how many unsuccessful Nepo babies are there? Like, you need to have the star quality. Yeah. People love Grace for a reason. Like, she's so relatable. She's so real. She's very funny. And... I don't feel like Brianna was taking credit for it.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3075.01

I think Brianna was just trying to paint a picture of herself. I think she feels very misunderstood. Being like, you guys think I'm like this jealous, evil, like spiteful Grace. No, no, not I invented Grace, but like I love Grace just as much as you guys. I see in her what you do.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

308.063

It's a Bloody Mary spritz. It's made for our sister, Olivia, who literally is obsessed.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3087.373

Like I- And I wanted this for her and I did everything I could to help her get where she is.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3091.434

And it's hard to like- And she did. When you're backed into a corner. But Grace also did it herself, but it wouldn't have happened without that push from Brianna.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3098.336

Yeah, everyone has somewhere that they got their start. Someone who gave them a little something along the way.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3104.137

Steve Harvey is your Brianna chicken fry. Steve Harvey is my Brianna chicken fry. But it's also like you can't win when you're backed into a corner. A picture is painted of you of being like a jealous person. And then so in order to say like, no, I'm not jealous. I wanted this for her and I helped her. Then it's like you're making about yourself because you're jealous. You can't win.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

311.686

She used to chug V8 when we were like six. Like she was obsessed. She still is. But like, I can't think of V8 without thinking of Olivia Oshry.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3124.123

And that's why at a certain point you have to like just make peace with people misunderstanding you. You know who you are. Know thyself. But it is a very hard, harsh world.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3136.124

Yeah, because I had a thought and I actually thought about like maybe even DMing it to Brianna Chicken Fry, but like nobody wants to hear like, because I know she knows this, but one of my takeaways from the episode was she puts a lot of stock and a lot of inventory in what the internet thinks about her. And it's so hard not to, and I'm sure she's working on it.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3151.369

But, and by the way, I, because I'm now like interested in this story, it's all over my TikTok and there's a million like mean bitchy ass drama channels like everywhere. And they hate Brianna. So I've never had that level of interest in a negative way. So I speak humbly. But she needs to, for her own health, like she needs to let go. It's so hard. It's so hard. I don't know how to do it.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3175.25

But she needs to actively, I'm sure she is, but I hope she's actively working on that because you put so much stock in what other people think about you. It's such a losing game, especially at the level that you're at with the internet, that if you're happy with yourself, that's literally all that matters.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3187.158

And the people around you, your family, your coworkers, if everybody around you speaks well of you, like that's what matters.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3193.122

Yeah. I think that will come. It takes time and age. And that's also what's hard for them is they're at this like such a, it's

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

320.62

No, same, and that's why this is so full circle. Everything that we do ties back to our childhood. I think that's also just life.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3201.912

delicate age where like you're learning who you are about yourself and the internet's also telling you who you are and you're like wait I don't think that's who I am but like and you just start to question yourself and I think over time that she'll like harden and be able to tune that out but it's something that you really have to learn the hard way and everyone could tell you you know it doesn't matter don't listen to the haters but like you have to learn the hard way

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3220.885

That's the other thing you have to remember. These girls are 25. Like when you were 25 and you had a fight with your friend, like you probably didn't handle the whole thing perfectly. Like, but it's not, it's not at the level that this is and it's not, you know, scaled, but so it's so important to keep that in mind.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3234.209

It is very important to keep that in mind. And I think in time, like she will emerge from this and like, you know, be able to tune out the noise, but also when you're a public figure and more so an influencer creator, like your job is, currying favor with the public and being liked. And when it feels like you have all this hate and it's like, wait, do I even have a job if everybody hates me?

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3255.583

You do also have to listen to it just a tiny bit, just to make sure that you have enough- Just to pay your bills.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

326.886

But Bloody Mary Spritz, we needed this. It's literally, it tastes just like a Bloody Mary. Keep in mind, these are a lot less carbonated than our OG Spritzes. It's still like a light sparkling, but it's not as carbonated as our usual Spritzes, so keep that in mind. And it's our new cans, they're huge. How many ounces? 12 ounces. I think our old ones were like eight or nine.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3260.565

Right, so it's a very, very hard line to walk. I do feel like it's beyond this point, but I really hope these two work it out. And I don't think that, once you take it public, it's over. But it's the beginning. And I just.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3275.756

I think they could work it out right now in time. If nothing more happens and just like say Grace shares how she was feeling in that moment. I think that they could forgive each other for this incident and build back. And I think that they could work it out if nothing worse happens.

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Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

3288.861

Because I remember when we were doing the call her daddy things, we were like. The whole time we're like get back together. We were imploring them to get back together. Like from a business POV. Because like it was so valuable. We knew what it was. For this like. For your soul. Not for business. The podcast wasn't ever like huge. It was a successful Barstool, but it wasn't like, call her daddy.

The Toast

Brianna, Grace and Terri Schuester: Thursday, December 12th, 2024

33.506

I don't know. Some days I don't. Like if I'm being completely honest, it's hard to be like your best personality every single day. No, it's true.

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For their souls, like they need each other. I am imploring them to work it out.

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I think if nothing worse happens, and this is like the worst it got. We can come back. We can come back. We can come back. Thousand percent. Great. We'll see what happens. Are you ready for our next story, our third story? Yeah. Actually, one of our favorite pop culture tropes, Shawn Mendes is seemingly addressing the Sabrina Carpenter, Camila Cabello love triangle for the first time. Really?

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I didn't know that he had never spoken about it, but also I kind of don't need to hear from him on this. He's not the sharpest tool. I need to hear from Brina. I'm interested from Camila, but Shawn Mendes, I actually don't care.

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The information that he's sharing does just help paint the picture that Sabrina was talking about because I feel like we did hear about Sabrina because low-key short and sweet is like a Shawn Mendes slam album. Slander, yeah.

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In a preview for Thursday's episode of John Mayer's Sirius XM show called How's Life, Shawn Mendes says that while he was, quote, dating someone, he reunited with an ex-girlfriend due to some unresolved feelings. He says... Okay, by the way, not him actually validating Breener.

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Yeah, he said, two days before going to hang with my ex, I express I'm going to hang with my ex because I have some unresolved feelings. In hindsight, he says that maybe instead of two dates, he should have told her two weeks ahead of time. Not the right lesson. A hundred percent. He should not be going to see an ex period. And if you have unresolved feelings, like work them out within yourself.

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There's nothing that your ex can say or do. That's going to like make it better or worse. John then asked Sean, is there something in all of this that you could say? Yeah, I played that wrong. He reacts by saying the biggest lesson he learned in life is no one gets out of this life without getting hurt. And no one gets out of this life without hurting someone. Yeah.

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No, I just know if me and Shawn Mendes went to high school together, we would hate each other. Like he's so lame.

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So this, you know, does hark back to the time he was spent, you know, Valentine's day with Sabrina Palm Springs. And then a few months later, he's kissing Camilla at Coachella. So, and what's the line in her, in her album? Um, Drove straight to her thighs.

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That's that day. Made sure that the phone was face down. Seems like overnight I'm just a bitch you hate now. Devastating.

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Devastating for the brain. I cannot believe all those songs are about Shawn Mendes. It's actually the craziest thing.

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I can't believe you didn't like know that upon, once I heard Sharpest Tool, I'm like, oh, that's so Shawn Mendes. And then I listened to the rest of the album, most of it, except for like Bed Cam, which is clearly Barry Keoghan. like a lot of the, like the love triangle things. I'm like, oh, that's totally Shawn Mendes.

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So this is significantly bigger. And the packaging is so pargy. Yeah, not us working with V8 owned by Campbell's. Like we are literally so legit. It's crazy.

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Yeah, and this is just like that this happened this exact way. Like, by the way, bring her as a truth teller. Not that we ever thought she wasn't. And that he had to like see his ex to deal with unresolved feelings and winds up falling back in love with her. Like, yeah, short and sweet, dropping soon.

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They had been broken up for so long, him and Camila. Like where were the unresolved feelings when you were single?

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Yeah, I'm sorry. Like, I just don't like that, period.

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No, but I do find the Shawn Mendes, Shawn Mayer friendship to be so interesting because I feel like they- Wait, and then Shawn Mayer and Breener. Oh, that, yeah. But I also think that like Shawn Mendes and his team like definitely tried to position him as like a young John Mayer. And I feel like John Mayer has kind of given his blessing to Shawn Mendes to do that.

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Although, do you feel like Shawn Mendes has kind of fallen off a little bit? Like when it comes to popular music and just popularity? 100%, but I think it's Shawn's choice. Intentional, I agree. I think he does not like being famous.

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It's Shawny's choice, choice, choice. It's Shawny's choice.

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Like I think it got too much for him. I think he took a step back for his mental health. I think whenever he wants to be more successful, like he can turn it up or down. The fans are waiting for him. He's very talented. And so I think this is like an Addison situation.

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Yeah, I agree. I think he fell off by design. But it did remind me something, an interesting conversation we had yesterday about Renee Rapp and celebrities who leave popular things to pursue other projects. A lot of people in the comments had some great comparisons to people who left... you know, very popular shows.

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I didn't realize because I'm not into the office lore, but Steve Carell left the office like at its peak. They say it was for Despicable Me, but I think also like he was over the role and that did not affect him whatsoever.

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So legit, get them now. I feel like Bloody Marys are such a great holiday drink around the season. Like you're hungover. It's just a great vibe. If you have people over for brunch, like don't be you getting the blender out.

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No, and he went on to flourish and maybe he wouldn't have if he was still like doing TV all the time.

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And a lot of people in the Renee Rapp analysis who, people agreed with me, they had this thought also, a lot of people blamed Mean Girls, the musical movie. Because I did forget that in between all of this, she went on a big press tour for this huge movie that was horrible. And flopped. And I think that put a dent in her momentum as well. I forgot about that because I never saw the movie.

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Yeah, but also like in the industry, it's like, oh, we thought Renee Rapp, like you're going to get people to theaters. Plus it's Mean Girls. It's a musical. Like this should have been a slam dunk. You should have been a bandaid for the whole thing. And when that doesn't happen, it's like, oh, you don't have that selling power. Like it would have elevated her. That was the thing.

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And it didn't go that way. So then. It decreases your stock. I think the stock was decreased. And that is a very good. Oh, she finished her coffee. I think that's a really fair analysis and that feels right. That does feel like what happened. Yeah, it does. Also, don't forget the lyric in taste back to the story. Heard you're back together.

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And if that's true, you'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you, which like, yeah.

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And then also the music video with Jenna Ortega, who's so Camila Cabello coded. And it was so clearly. It was a duh. No, but what's the other line that like people really didn't like, but I thought it was like. From taste. Yeah. You drove from LA straight to her thighs. Like she's fucking funny. I'm sorry. Which song is that? It is.

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Is that found God at your ex's house? I think so. Is it found God or found love?

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Sabrina drove straight to her thighs. I'm just trying to find the song. Which one is it?

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Use the Spritz Society, be a Bloody Mary. It is exclusively being sold at spritzsociety.com while supplies last and like, that's it. So get them while they're hot. Spritzsociety.com. Update in my journey of life. I have, as of yesterday, actually found a coffee that doesn't make me hurl.

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What a surprise. Your phone just died. Your car drove itself from LA to her thighs. So he drives a Tesla. Right. Palm Springs looks nice, but who's by your side? Damn it, she looks kind of like the girl you outgrew. At least that's what it just said. Such a good album. What a coincidence. So good. Album of the year, by the way. By the way?

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I know we were like all teetering, Grammys, what should it be? It should be short and sweet. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Someone- If it's our next story, that's brought to you by Color Wow Hair, perchance.

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Perchance it is. My hair is full of Color Wow Hair today. So is mine. You guys probably know Color Wow Hair from our groundbreaking episode where Chris Appleton came on and basically said, you girls are slobs. Here are the five products that you need. And Jackie and I have never looked back. I have not bought a hairspray, nothing from a different company since Chris Appleton changed my life.

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I think a lot of people wonder like, Trinity, how do you get your hair so shiny? And I do have naturally shiny hair, but the older I get, like I am losing that. And I forget who taught me that like, you can literally create shine. And it's all in the products that you use. And the blowout that you do at home, We'll turn out differently with the right products.

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So I use the blow dry spray, the shine spray, the dream coat, the money mist.

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In my hair right now, I have money mist, shine spray, and the dream coat. And then you know what else I have that I love? A shampoo that then takes all the product out of your hair. All the product build up.

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Thank you, Slash Turt. You're welcome. Our next story, a little casting news. Austin Butler will star as Patrick Bateman in a new take on American Psycho. So Austin Butler's got the role to star in Luca Guadagnino's new interpretation of the book. Vinny's Cousin? I was thinking the same thing. New interpretation of the book American Psycho.

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While there had been rumors that Jacob Elordi was being eyed to play Patrick Bateman, that casting didn't come to pass. Oh, you just know those two hate each other. They like, they date the same girls. They both played Elvis.

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No, like they can't get away from each other.

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Maybe one day like Austin will play Jacob in a movie. It's literally so weird how they can't get away from each other.

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Austin Butler has not done like a major movie since Elvis. And I just want to say, I'm like really not looking forward to like him being back on the press circuit, like with a knife. Like he's just going to be so crazy. And I like kind of hated it. Like Elvis, the movie was amazing. And so I'm not knocking his talent. I'm actually knocking him in a worse sense.

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I get a cup of ice and half and half and I don't pay for anything. By the way, Blank Street is owned by BlackRock. They'll survive, okay? Yeah, it's a front. I just want to say, I'm so ready to be owned by BlackRock. I feel like BlackRock buys everything. I was just talking to some guy and Ben was like, by the way, you know who bought his company? I'm like, who? He's like, BlackRock.

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Like personally, he seems insufferable and I don't want to see it. Every new story, like... Austin Butler shows up to your house with a bloody knife.

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Like fuck off. I know, but I am happy for Kaya Gerber because I feel like Austin Butler was getting to a place of like. He lays around the house. What is he going to do next? Can he do anything next? Like he was supposed to be the next Elvis and now he's just like unemployed sitting on the couch. I kind of have a hot take.

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But I don't know. I feel like some days I'm so tired. I just have a lot going on. But I feel like whenever I'm sat in this chair, like I am putting my best foot forward.

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Okay, this is good. Like, it's a good role. Obviously, it's the job a million girls wanted. What's his name? Jacob Elordi, like, wanted it. So this is, like, a good role, obviously. But I do think after this, he needs to play someone who, like, he's not imitating. Because he's kind of becoming like a clown. Like where you just show up and impersonate like a thing.

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He's becoming like an impersonator. An impersonator. Like literally he needs to move to Vegas. Yeah. So he needs to, after this, because this is I think like a big, it's obviously like a good role, but I don't want him to be put in a box where it's like where he only comes out to like play someone who's dead.

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Yeah. Yeah. He needs to like invent someone.

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At this point he's just copying. He needs to invent someone. Yeah, because obviously he's an impressive actor, but if you're only just copying what other people have already done, You're just sort of a Xerox machine. You're not an actor. Do you know what I mean?

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It's true. This movie does have the makings to be like, you know, a big thing. The director, Guadagnino, he did Call Me By Your Name, Challengers. So it should be of that elk. Oh, okay. Of that elk. That elk is not of the Elvis elk. No, that was more commercial and this is more like artistic.

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But also... like commercial and he, Austin Butler has got a face for commercials. Like I think people will come out to see this. Plus it has the original fans who never want to see their favorite movie redone. So they'll be skipping it. They'll riot. I think it's, I think it's what, you know, he needs to do something next. And this is a good idea. He definitely like took a long break.

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I'm sure Kaya Gerber is like, what if you went for an audition today? Maybe a walk around the neighborhood. I think he like lays at home all day. Yeah. And ever since you were the one who like told me, I don't know if you had proof of this, but just a vibe that like he's a social climber and like he follows Kaya around to like her fancy like parents parties. And like, I see it.

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Are you fucking kidding me? Like, I can't, okay. I need BlackRock to invest in the Mark Schoenretter Holocaust Education Foundation, but like, okay. So here is my coffee for a girl who doesn't like coffee, but needs it. And especially during pregnancy, like could die from the taste of coffee. Of course, my Starbucks jug. Medium iced coffee, medium roast, unsweetened.

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A hundred percent. I don't know how she's still with him.

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And he's like, hey Kaya, what are we doing this weekend?

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Yeah. And they're another couple. Like how long are you going to be engaged? It's like engagements in Hollywood. Like they're engaged, right? No, they are.

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Yeah. No. No. Kaia Gerber and Gage. I don't think so. Cause she's also younger. She's 23. She doesn't like, she could be dating for a few years, but like Selena is 32, 33. Oh, okay.

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I'm sorry. They're not. I just, I just made that up. Oh my God.

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I'm honestly glad she still has time to run.

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To run. Yeah. I actually don't like him for her and I'm clowning on him a lot, but like, I actually like him. The Carrie Diaries is great. I'm just, he's fun to make fun of ever since that Elvis thing. Um, but I don't like him for her. I thought it was a cute moment, especially when he was having a moment with Elvis. But I think my actual disdain for him comes from the Vanessa Hudgens of it all.

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I think that was so disgusting. I think he's the lowest of the low from that. And I think Kaya is like, in my dreams, like slowly realizing like the man she, she fell in love with. Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah. And he's like older. He's very attractive. She fell in love with him at his peak. But the thing about him is like, you thought when Elvis came out, like Austin Butler is the next movie star. It's been a quiet on the Austin front. And now it's like, okay, he never got back to when American cycle comes out. Like Austin Butler is the next movie star.

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He's like, he probably has a dark board of like Glenn Powell where he's just like throwing that should be me.

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That's the difference. He takes himself so seriously. He would never do a Top Gun because it's considered like lowbrow commercial. He would never do Twisters. But Glenn Powell is over here understanding how America works and like the movies that Americans watch. And like he's on his way to becoming the next Tom Cruise. You don't have to only do artsy films to be taken seriously as an actor.

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Yeah. I just feel like he keeps waiting for his big break. He keeps getting it. And then it's just like it didn't break.

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Yeah. You're talking about Austin, not Glenn.

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You have to work. Between movies, I don't think he's on the couch with a bag of chips.

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And then when he gets the role, he becomes toxically involved and undoing all those chips.

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And he acts like he's the first person to have a job, right? He's like, babe, I can't. I'm seriously studying my papers or whatever actors do. I don't know. I have to read scripts tonight, babe. And it's like, girl, we've all been reading scripts for years. Yeah. You just got here. Yeah.

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Our fifth and final stories is to choose your adventure for Turdy. Would you rather hear reboot news or live action remake news? Is there a third option? Sure, I could pull up a third option.

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No, I would rather hear reboot. No, excuse me.

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I actually think the reboot news would be more pertinent to you. Okay. Which is that Friday night.

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I'm also just checking page six, making sure you know no breaking news.

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Friday Night Lights reboot is in the works. 13 years after the hit show's finale aired. Oh, that's something. Friday Night Lights reboot is in the works at Peacock with Universal Television. So executive producer and showrunner Jason Caddams and then writers Peter Berg who directed the 2004 film. So don't forget. It was a movie first and then the TV show and now will be a show on Peacock.

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Following a devastating hurricane, a ragtag high school team and their damaged interim coach make an unlikely bid for a Texas high school state championship.

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Oh, it sounds like The Mighty Ducks, the stupid movie I just watched.

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Becoming a beacon of light for their town.

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Okay, I mean, what we need in this world is more shows like Friday Night Lights. And knowing that the Friday Night Lights TV show that I loved actually was a reboot makes me... Wait, I think you said live action remake. That was the second choice. Oh, so you went with the reboot story?

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Immediately add two packets of Splenda Stevia. I'm telling you it's a little sweeter, the Splenda Stevia, than Stevia or Splenda. I've been using Splenda Stevia. It's delicious. Two. Then not a crazy, like a little splash, half and half. Never really had half and half before. It's delish.

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Oh, okay. Because I felt like the subject matter was more turdy in interest.

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Do they have anyone from the original show like tapped? No.

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In real, you know, East Dillon, you know, Jason Street would have lived in town and become the coach.

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Maybe that, this is all, this seems like very early stages.

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Like they probably just got the right- And Scott Porter is still working. Like he was available. He would be amazing for this. He would be amazing.

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And then, I mean, as far as who would play the high schoolers, I think we need fresh faces. I think we're ready.

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This could be the next, what Friday Night Light was. However, I just want to let you guys know, it won't be. No, of course not.

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They're going to ruin the show and the legacy.

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The show is going to come out and nothing will change.

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I know, but they really do have an opportunity. They just need, now that I'm thinking about it, they just need Scott Porter. Because the whole show, the heart and soul, was Kyle Chandler and how he loved them kids. Ain't it good to be the coach? And Scott Porter was that as Jason Street and he totally could be that as Mr. Street, Coach Street.

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And then a fresh cast, fresh faces, people from all different walks of life. They're not going to do it. And if they are, it's going to be like a woke high school where like everybody's fighting over their pronouns and stuff. But like they should just do a regular ass reboot.

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They should. I'm just saying like even if they are going to reboot it, I feel like this happens all the time. Like it will not make. It's going to come and go. We're going to forget that.

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We're going to watch this just because that's how things go. Now, I hope that it's the next big it's the next Friday Night Lights. I just know that it won't.

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but we'll always have the original show. And I actually rewatched it like somewhat recently. I'm definitely due for a rewatch, but the first time I ever watched that, I watched it. Do you remember, um, when portable DVD players were like the most important thing in our lives? Like I can't, I watched Friday night lights. Um,

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in like the summer of 2000 and waitresses oh nine I was yeah in oh nine on a portable DVD player with the DVDs like somebody had it in a CD case where like we would all pass around the different and I actually don't know if I've ever been happier in my life like being at camp watching that show like

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It just like, that's the best time of my life. Yes. Cause I loved camp. Like I didn't watch the show when it was on, but I think like about six years ago when like Zach and I were dating, we watched the show together and it was so, so good. And I actually watched it at the same time that spoiler alert for the show Nashville. Okay.

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I watched it the same time that they killed Raina James on Nashville. And I never had to mourn her because I just went back. I just switched the input on my TV and watched Friday Night Lights and there she was. And I really feel like I usurped the grief.

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Friday Night Lights was actually also like a breeding ground of talent development. Connie Britton, Jesse Plemons, Minka Kelly, so many stars. Kyle Chandler, of course. So many stars came from that show.

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Was she on that show? Or was it Montreal? No, I think she was.

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No, honestly, I feel like we've done this before. I feel like she was on both. Like, you got your girl? I actually don't think she was. Donna Kramer, Friday Night Lights character. She played Noelle Davenport in the following episodes. Okay, three.

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That's what I use at my house is half and half. That's what I use at my house. I've been using, like, I'm shocked that you use half and half. That's the most shocking thing you just said. You always are making me get like special creamer for you.

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So it's actually just a fluke that she was on it. You don't really remember her. It's so true. It's just a happy coincidence. Yeah, no. Oh, who's? Oh, that's Minka. And just Lila Garrity, like it's the perfect show. Yeah, maybe she'll be in it. Remember when we were saying like Desperate Housewives and one of the, like the perfect television shows. What was the other one we were saying?

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Friday Night Lights is on that list too. Yeah. And I don't remember like the late seasons ever really ruining it. Like I think it ended. No, it didn't go on forever.

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It actually ended early and like it ended on its own terms. It ended with Dignity. I think it was six seasons. Good times. Oh, I mean, I can't believe I haven't talked about this whole thing without talking about my boyfriend, Tyler Kitsch.

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Oh my gosh, Waco. He is, he's the show. He's the show.

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And I'll just give you guys a teaser of what could have been. It's a tangled live action remake.

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Oh, you know what? I actually heard about that. And I'm curious to see who they cast as Rapunzel.

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Yeah, hopefully like a big star studded affair. And it's being directed. Wow, Nalafi today. Nalafi, and it's being directed by the director of Greatest Showman, which huge for the community. So that I actually, if I had to place a bet on what would be more successful, I'm going Tangled live action remake.

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Okay, I'm starting to realize why yesterday I had to run off the show to poop, and today I also do. It's because of the coffee.

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The coffee and the... It's the coffee. Coffees plus Nalafi equals bad news.

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Well, I'm not allowed to have my special creamer.

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I'm having aversion to Chobani creamer in my pregnancy. It was something I really liked before and now like, That and my way hand soap. If I never see either of them again, I will be so happy.

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Understood. Well, I'm on my Nespresso grind. Whenever I'm sat for the show, it's my second.

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You will not know that we're going through a sleep regression unless I decide to share that.

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You're on your hot coffee grind, which is so crazy because you live in Florida.

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I know. Well, the place that I used to like to get my iced coffee jugs from, they close their Floridian location. So I turned back to my Nespresso machine. That's really always there for me. Yeah. And we're back at it. They're so caffeinated. I drink two cups a day. So I'm cracked out for you guys. We love Cracky O. What do we want? And who makes this cup?

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I feel like Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama. Who makes this glass?

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Is it Amazon? No. The ones that everybody has from Amazon?

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Nothing else exists besides these four walls. These four walls. It's so true. I actually didn't even talk to you about this like privately because I've been so busy. Yesterday, I spent the afternoon with Jay Shetty. I recorded his podcast. And you know, I don't know if you are familiar with his podcast, but it's literally like therapy. Yes. Like inner child work. Yes, exactly.

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Oh my God. I can't with you. You're so fancy. You're literally Heather Dubrow. Amazon, Villaroy and Bach.

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Villaroy and Bach. So that's having coffee with my swirly this morning. Cheers. Morning. Can we try and do a cheers? Okay. That's easier. Three, one, two, one.

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Cheers. I'm going to the doctor today. I haven't been to the doctor in forever. And let me tell you something. So weird not going to the doctor. Like, I'm just supposed to believe there's a baby. And I don't have a bump, you know? So I'm just supposed to believe there's a baby in my belly.

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So how about bump watch? Like, do you sense a bump at all?

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Oh yeah. First of all, my skin is itching me, which means my skin is stretching. Like seriously, kill me. And yes, I'm puffy. Like I, it's just not like a perfectly round bump, but like there is new diameter. You're popped a little bit. It doesn't look like a conventional bump, if you will.

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And the weird thing is that because I go to a high risk doctor, even though I'm not a high risk, God, you know, knock on wood, knock on wood, knock on wood. Um, not a high risk patient, but I just love Dr. Fox. I think I get seen more than the average person. Like I have double the amount of scans that most people do.

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Also with the cervix drama, I will be getting more scans and it still feels so weird. Like the last time I went to the doctor was like three or four weeks ago. And it's just like, cause I don't have a bump and I'm starting to feel a

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I guess I would get my period, but like, are we sure? Like, how do we know for sure?

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Obviously my second pregnancy, I was at the doctor. There was one week where I was at the doctor every single day. Like I was getting so much information, scans, images, but even my first pregnancy, weirdly I had like elevated alpha-fetoprotein, like a little bit. off elevated. So they saw me more throughout my pregnancy.

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I think I got images once a month and people don't, you literally only get images. Like if you have our standard pregnancy, like maybe two or three images the entire time.

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And I don't know. And so I know that people buy that machine where you can like hear baby's heartbeat. Um, my friends, when I was like talking to them about it, I'm like, I feel so weird. Like, how do I know that? Like I'm pregnant. And I'm like, I think I'm getting that machine. They're like, don't do it. First of all, a lot of times it just doesn't pick up the heartbeat.

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So you take yourself to the emergency room because of this stupid machine from Amazon.

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And then sometimes you hear your own heartbeat. Oh, well that's nice. So yeah, but like you think it's the babies and it's not. And so it's beating really fast. And so like, I'm not getting it, but I just think it's like a weird part of pregnancy that you can't like check on the baby unless you go to the doctor.

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Or unless something feels wrong. That's why you really have to listen to your body.

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Yeah, it's so true. I'm not good at that. Cause like, I always feel like shit, you know?

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Yeah, but in this case, it's working in your favor.

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If you feel like shit, it's going, it's going. There are like a couple of things that people say to pregnant people that really piss me off.

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I was just saying like- No, no, I know. But it's a good conversation, sorry. I'm not attacking you. And that has to be one of like the top three. Oh, I feel like shit. Well, that's good.

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Well, no, I actually was just talking to someone who said that in earnest. And she was like, when someone told me that it made me feel so much better. Like the worse you feel, the more it means baby second more from you. That's baby is getting more.

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It's annoying to say also what's annoying. Like if I'm complaining about an ailment, just wait.

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No, but I don't even feel the just weight because yes, certain things get harder, but other things go away. The pain and discomfort changes, it morphs. It doesn't grow, it's a different experience.

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Oh man, and you know what's so funny? I actually remember when Olivia got pregnant for the first time, my mother-in-law passed on a piece of advice to Olivia from me. And I remember thinking, I'm like, that's kind of harsh, honestly. Let me tell you, she was so right.

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And like, uh, in my current state, like I'm just really susceptible to like crying. Yeah. Oh my God. I'm actually embarrassed at how much I cried. Like he actually asked me a question. I was like, I can't answer that without like seriously falling apart. He was like, okay, don't worry. We'll cut it out. I'm like, thank you so much. It wasn't even a particularly titillating question.

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She's like, people are going to come up to you and tell you about their experience and you need to just touch them on the shoulder and say, I don't care. Like when people, when I, I don't give a fuck. Like seriously, I don't give the tiniest little shit of a fuck. Like I don't care. And she was so right for that. Like, please do not share with me like what you went through.

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Like I'm dealing with a lot and I can't take on your shit right now.

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Pregnancy is more personal than comedy, more personal than food, more personal than poetry. So true.

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So there's your little update from La Turt. Bump date. Even though I don't have one, I'm so ready for my bump. Like, cause if I steal one more seat from like an elderly person without like a proper bump, I'm going to start getting attacked. Like for real. I also feel like when I'm crossing the street and stuff, people aren't being extra careful with me because I'm not like so visibly pregnant.

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I just look like a chubby girl and I need them to like start treating me with a little bit more tent. Like I got honked in the street yesterday, like right up front. I'm like, I'm literally fucking pregnant. Like my, my baby can hear that. Move, bitch.

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I'm about to like Terry Schuster this shit and put on a fake bump just so I get a little bit of like grace. Yeah. Nobody, I don't talk about the struggle of being pregnant without a bump. Like if you're like just a chubby girl who carries weight like her whole life, I'm not gonna have a bump for like eight months. I think it's a Terry Schuster situation.

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Sometimes you got a Terry Schuster slash Bree Van to camp it up. Slash. I'm not saying it. Beyonce. That's one of my absolute favorite conspiracy theories. There's probably the first conspiracy, like celebrity conspiracy theory. I like got into. Yeah.

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Yeah. Because of all the stuff that's happening with Jay-Z, like all the theories are coming out of the woodwork. So I've recently like just this week saw that clip of her doing that interview where the belly flipped.

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It's, you know, I'm going to shout to Dr. Fox today and ask him like if it's possible.

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Can you record his reaction? Even though what he will say is anything is possible. Everybody's different. Everybody is different. And that is the truth. And like anything, it could be like a real belly, but like also it could be styrofoam.

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Oh my gosh. That was such a crazy time. Yeah. And what else is going on with you?

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I'm gonna stick with you forever. I am working so hard on my project, on my personal project, which you guys will see next week on patreon.com slash a toast. I literally like I'm up all night on my computer. Like my eyes are gonna just fall off from all of the scrolling that I'm doing, but I'm in such a good place and I need to shout out one of our sponsors. I don't know if they're a sponsor today.

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Wayfair, you've got just what I need. I don't even know why I go to other websites to start in earnest. It always comes back to Wayfair. Like their delivery is insane. The selection, like, oh, this one's not deep enough. I need a five more inches. Wayfair's, it's a marvel. We talk about Amazon a lot and Amazon is, but Wayfair is in that category of doing the impossible.

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You just took the words right out of my mouth. Wayfair is the Amazon of the furniture space. Their shipping is fucking crazy. My nightstands are here. Oh, I need nightstands. They also have amazing customer service.

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It was just, can you tell us the question? We were talking about grief and he was asking like losing a dog, losing a parent, like just that journey, like the differences. And he was like, what's your favorite memory with your dad? And I was like, I can't tell you that. Like, sorry, I can't. I literally can't.

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They do. Oh my gosh, remember what happened with my outdoor patio furniture? So I ordered a circular couch.

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When I first moved down here, I ordered a round couch for my patio and instead they accidentally sent me two armchairs from the same collection, but they were armchairs and that's not what I ordered. So they, I called them. They then got my couch on the truck and they said, and you know what? And you could keep the armchairs. It's like our gift to you.

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Now I have the whole set and it's amazing.

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I actually know that story. And every time I order from Wayfair, I like secretly hope that they fuck up and let me keep whatever they send. And then also send me what I ordered.

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You know what else I've been leaning on a lot? And I just want to thank my fellow comrades in Wayfair are the reviews. Like the people who post reviews with photos, you are the unsung heroes of our country. And I hope that Wayfair, like they, I'm sure they incentivize you to leave a review. Maybe you get a credit or something because I've never done it, but I use it all the time.

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So I've actually been noticing that a lot on Amazon. So, cause I, especially like in my maternity era, my outfit right now is completely from Amazon. I was going to ask you, I love your outfit. It is from Amazon. It is so comfortable. I'll post a link and affiliate. They have tons of reviews for like popular items with photos. I actually think that it's people's jobs too.

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Thank you, turd.co. You're welcome. Our first story, major news. Jennifer Lopez will be hosting the 2025 American Music Awards. What? Yeah, 10 years after she hosted it in 2015 as well. So that helps.

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On Wednesday, it was announced that JLo would be hosting the 2025 AMAs 10 years after she hosted the show last. the CEO of Dick Clark Productions, said we are thrilled to welcome Jennifer back to host the American Music Awards. Her incredible talent and incomparable stage presence make her the ideal host of the show. We know she will bring her one-of-a-kind energy to the official kickoff.

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celebration of summer. I didn't realize that's what the AMAs were.

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Same. And I will say, Kelly Clarkson hosts stuff like this, and it's not weird. She's a host. And she is the elk of Jennifer, but she does a lot of things, and it's probably part of her deal with NBC. And everyone wants her to do everything. She's an amazing host. They probably pay her so much, they want her so badly.

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That's why people love her. No, this is different.

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She is the elf of J-Lo, but this is different and this is sad. And I just, maybe she should have saved her money better because it's just giving, like, broke.

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I think JLo has made a ton of money. I think she spends a ton of money too.

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Yeah. And she's just always, I think she just, she, you know, flattering. I've used this word fratteringly. Like she is a diva. She has high expenses. Kelly does not. And she also still makes a lot of money. But like, I think if JLo wants to continue living at the level that she lives at, she will have to pick up.

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That's what I was going to say. Like, no, but maybe it's the sort of thing that gets you back into the lexicon and then you're in with Dick Clark and maybe we'll give you a little bit of this and a little bit of that and maybe people like you and then they'll buy the concert tickets. Like, it's a good thing to do.

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No, no. Because you don't even get that for the Golden Globes.

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Yeah, but I also imagine the Golden Globes like don't have a lot of money. But it's the networks that pay, right?

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In 2015, she opened the ceremony with a medley of her biggest songs from, oh, to a medley of the biggest songs from that year. So that's also a good angle. That's very Kelly. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. But nothing of that performance was like memorable in a negative way.

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No, you can't. But that's the only name that comes to mind.

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No, but she just does a lot. She accepts a lot of things. I feel like JLo is a lot more particular. Selective. Yeah. Surprising to see her do this. Like she was nominated for an Oscar or snubbed for one.

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And I think she needs to come back if she wants to live at the level she lives for the rest of her life.

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Understood. I've had a busy morning as well, but I'm happy to be sat here with you. Yesterday was so busy because we recorded the redheads. Us gals are just so funny. Like we do not get paid enough for the work that we do. We're so funny. The episode is coming out at some point today because I have to put it together still.

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I think midway through, they changed it to a Greatest Hits branding, hoping to sell more tickets. But I do think she should go to Vegas and do Greatest Hits. I think if people are in Vegas, I'm not even the biggest J-Lo fan, but if I'm going to Vegas to see some shows and she's available, I would go see her.

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I think it also has to do with ego. Like, like you said, she doesn't want to be like a legacy. Considered her legacy era. She thinks she's still a pop star.

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So that will be exciting to see her host the AMAs on May 26th.

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like she has the talent she like refuses to like rest on her talent you know it's enough yeah for me for me are you ready for our next story a little more music news yeah because ed sheeran says that his goal is to move to nashville and make country music that is the goal of his career so he will do it like you could do literally do whatever you want you're the biggest artist in the world

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um but you know what what's a few more hours you've I agree seven days and like I know everyone like they wouldn't want me to kill myself to get the episode up and like if I had to put it together yesterday like I would not be the same girl here today I understand listen take your time normalize not meeting deadlines like I'm just I'm so over like showing off no and you could feel that energy from all of the girls yesterday like all of us had a month like yeah and then we read this book the girls were not happy

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I don't know. I think he takes country music really seriously. He said that he's like made some country music songs, but he's not put them out. And like that he wants to. He said, I made country songs in the past. They've just never come out. I have to do it properly. And once you transition to country, you can't transition back. Once you're there, you're there. Interesting.

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I don't know. But like a Post Malone, like he doesn't want to come back.

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Yeah, I think that's what Ed is saying. Got it. Anyways, then he also said, Nashville is like my favorite city in the States. It's always been like my end goal. I'm going to move to Nashville and transition to country, but I think you just have to do it properly. It's a genre you really have to respect, and it's not just dip in and out. Why thank you, Ed.

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I think he would make beautiful country music.

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He respects the hell out of country music.

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And he doesn't want to half-ass it. I think that's a really good goal and speaks to a goodness in Ed.

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Okay. You're leaving the genre? You're Maren Mars? No.

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Okay, Claudia, that is the popular take. Yeah, I've seen that.

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The first time I heard the song, I didn't think anything of it. And I didn't analyze it that much. And I think I just like heard a clip. But then I started seeing like people like really like clipping like certain things that she was doing. And people were like, this is really bad.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's really bad. I've seen that before. So you're not alone. That is a popular take. People said like she would have been better on Slim Pickens. But like. Yes. Her register and the register of the song are just not. It's like Ben's. Vibing. You know.

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That's, I think, whether people are saying it or feeling it, I don't know anyone that's like, this was a slay.

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Respect your elders. Yeah, what are you, disgusting?

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So I don't think it's a negative thing to say about Dolly because I think it was just a mismatch of song. Like, Dolly's voice is Dolly's voice. She sounds like Dolly. It's just the wrong song for her.

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Sabrina has to put it out. Who makes the call? Dolly. It could only be Dolly. And Dolly obviously thought it was good. I don't think Dolly listened to it after she left the studio. No.

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She wrote a book with James Patterson. Yes.

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Yeah, no shade, but like I don't think she was listening closely after she left the studio.

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I like that. Sabrina's like, are you sure? She's a sweet little girl. I like her. It doesn't make Sabrina look bad. She's Sabrina.

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Who can say that? I don't think it makes Dolly look bad. It was just bad. It was just a bad song. I don't blame anyone. We tried. We have to try.

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Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.

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Yeah. So, Ed Sheeran. I've decided I like him.

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Are you ready for our next story? It's a little Mariska news.

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They're fine. They're fine. It's about the other interesting fact of Mariska's life, which is that she's Jane Mansfield's daughter. Which is something that I know, but every time I hear it, I'm learning it for the first time.

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No, but Mariska is detailing her quest to understand her late mother, Jane Mansfield, in a new documentary. She's such an underrated nepo baby. She is. She's making a documentary called My Mom Jane about her mom, Jane Mansfield, the 1950s Hollywood star who tragically died in 1967. So nearly 60 years after her untimely death, Jane's daughter... Didn't she die in a really crazy way?

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What is the way? I don't know a lot about Jane Mansfield except for that song, Jane Mansfield's Car. I'm sitting in Jane Mansfield's car from Mean Girls.

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She died in a traffic collision at 34. That's all this says.

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Oh, nice. I didn't know Mariska had siblings, but she's now doing an HBO documentary about her mom's life that she both directed and produced. It will be released in June. She said, I feel grateful, fulfilled and so proud to share this film. I never got to make a movie with my mom and she never got to make the kind of movie she wanted to make.

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No, but, like, so that you should feel good knowing that you – it may feel for you like you've let things go, but, like, things feel fine. Oh, that's good. Okay. Yeah.

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Hashtag my mom, Jane, which is the name of the documentary and now a hashtag. Thank you.

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Okay, well you have your plans in place. We had long discussions about them in the family chat yesterday. You have plans, Eastern plans.

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Yeah, give him time. Trust the process. I know it's, like, annoying, but there's nothing you can do aside from what you're doing, so.

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Okay, the way that I hear that, like what I interpret it as, like these people take the show way too seriously. And I actually feel like he thinks he's hugging like a dead girl. Like because her story ended in tragedy and like he's hugging Chelsea.

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Well, there's time. Yeah, whatever. And, Coach, you gotta relax, you know? I'm so relaxed. Stress-free.

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Explain it instead of saying you don't get it. When everyone who says you don't get it, like no one offers an explanation. Explanation. You just don't get it.

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Come here. It's very condescending thing to say makes them feel smart. They understand. Yes.

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Yeah that's definitely one issue with the White Lotus and I think that the fans of White Lotus do get carried away and they need to be held accountable for that but I'd like to hold the cast accountable for what they're doing too like actually thinking that they are these people and like they posting like as if they're on vacation like with and it's fun and I think it's really good for like the the show and all these behind the scenes pictures but like I get sad for when the show's over.

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i don't even know stress yeah yeah also i couldn't uh edit the redheads last night because i watched summer house and i was like i'm not gonna miss summer house lexi was on watch what happens live i caught about six minutes before my tv froze and just didn't come back and i thought it was a sign because i needed to go to sleep and i was like okay it is a sign all my wi-fi everything my phone was working just this like one program wasn't working it was a higher power telling me to go to sleep go to sleep

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Well, yeah, I saw a headline today, and now I'll investigate it, that he called White Lotus an open prison camp. Yeah. Open air prison. Yes. He. No, he's referring. He's referring camp. You couldn't avoid one another. There are tensions and difficulties. I don't know if they spilled from on screen to off screen or if it would have happened anyway. There were alliances that formed and broke.

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Romances that formed and broke. Rick and Chelsea. Friendships that formed and broke. It's a long period of time for people to be away from their family with an open bar and all the wildness being in Thailand allows.

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wow but yeah that does speak to like i think that one might explain a little bit of rick and chelsea drama whether it was a friendship that went south um but i think also them really when you're remote and you're this person and everyone's in character and like method acting i think lines get blurred and it's easy to get carried away yeah yeah and we gotta snap back to reality

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Everything. Everything he does is inappropriate, which is why he's a lost cause in this relationship. There's nothing that she could say. No behavior. She could exhibit, be chill enough that will make this relationship work because he's just... And she's never claimed to be chill. She's actually been very upfront. Like, hi, I'm a really kind of like possessive, jealous person.

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No, but it's not even like, oh, if she did it this way or she did it that way that this relationship could work. It won't work because he's not ready and he doesn't respect...

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her enough to stop doing all of these things and I I don't even think it will take a a girl to change him like something has to change with him within himself or it just doesn't you know and this is just who he is and he can just that's fine this playboy for his life um but yeah I don't think anything she's said or done is crazy he met her family so when his family's in town like she should meet them she loves him they're together all the time she like really really likes him yes it's fast but it's it's not weird

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Yeah especially when your families don't live in the place where you live and if they happen to be coming to town they might not come again for six months and like we are dating like yeah maybe you should meet them just to like know who I'm seeing.

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I think it's a nice thing but of course he wasn't ready for that it does lead her on like Wes said like Wes was like I introduced Sierra to my family because like yeah that's fun I like you I like them let's all have fun.

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He didn't realize what it would mean to her, you know?

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So you have to be careful with stuff like that, especially when you know in your heart you're not serious about someone.

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Yeah. Also, when people say that about boy girl friendships, it bothers me because you're not brother sister and like you could have sex and we're not going to call it incest. So that's not a thing. But it is a really convenient excuse for like guys being close with girls and girls and guys when like you feel like they shouldn't be friends.

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You say we're brother sister, but like you are not like you don't share DNA. You could happily run off into the sunset.

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Yeah, and no one's really telling Lexi the truth.

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Like, what happened, whether they think it was inappropriate. And then I also feel like when they were saying how Jesse and Lexi have already had an argument already made up, and it's only been a month, and, like, why is that even a thing at a month? It's like, and they're saying that to Jesse, like, that's crazy that you're already...

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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like fighting maybe it seemed like it's they're fighting because of Lexi but it's because of what you did like does anyone want to say to Jessie like you are the reason why your relationship is off to a rough start like this girl is all in on you what I think she's asking for stop following she's not even saying unfollow all girls she's saying stop following new girls like that isn't crazy

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And when they said she was so young and then they said she's 26. I don't think 26 is that young. Me neither.

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That's still like nothing serious. But like, I feel like I moved at a pretty average pace in life. I met like Zach, like not even that young. And I got married at 26 and I didn't feel like I was super early for that at all. So like her being 26, she's not that young. I think when you're 26, like you have your head pretty much screwed on straight.

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Yeah, she is. And I also like when we announced that she was going to be on the show because it like came out. Who she is is not at all what I expected. Me neither. Like she's so bubbly. She's so friendly. She's so sweet. Like a girl with a face like that could be like a cold hearted bitch.

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Maybe you're not the level of maturity you'll be at like 30 and 35, but you don't reach those levels of maturity also until you do certain things. And that like forces you to become more mature. So I don't, I didn't think that was a super strong argument. I think at 26, like you're ready to settle down and she is. And I like how open she is about how she feels.

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And on the one hand, like she should have played it a little differently. Right. She shouldn't have like given into him the first week and like, she should have made him work harder for it. I don't think would have changed their outcome, which I don't think they're together because he's not ready for a relationship, but like,

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in hindsight like you could say that that's why you know she should have like dangled the carrot a little bit more but one like that's what Sierra did with West and it ended the same way didn't work and two I really like that Lexi's like I'm not gonna play games if I like someone I'm gonna tell them and I'm not gonna regret falling in love really fast because that's how I am and it makes me not worried about her no I'm not worried about her either especially seeing her on Watch Robbins Live like she's fine she's healed she's moved on

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On that one, I'm going to give her a pregnancy pass.

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I'm just giving her a pass that I like her. But like I do think she's allotted like a couple pregnancy passes. Like she said in the car with Paige, she's so hormonal. If you're on the receiving end of her rage, watch out. So pregnancy pass for that. And I'm not going to clown on her. And it was actually like a really funny exchange. Hysterical. And you know what? She gave Carl a nice moment.

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No, she was like respectful towards all the girls who talk shit about her in the entire episode.

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because like grief is really hard but then also like to lose a system of support yeah that's also really sad like alone and not alone in distractions not have someone who's there whose sole job is to cheer you up that day I felt warm towards him and I feel like even on that day Lindsay might could have like maybe she did say something to him could have said something like I hate you but I have love for you today like I'm you know what I that's the sort of thing where it's like it doesn't matter there are things in life where like it doesn't matter what happened we can lay down our arms for a moment and like we're two human beings and like

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We used to love each other. And no matter what happens between us, like this is a terrible thing that happened. And I am here for you in this capacity. And I feel like that she didn't say it, but I feel like that's how she feels.

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And it's just you don't expect that from someone with her face. Like her face is insane.

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When Wes came out and gave him a hug, I was like, oh yeah, that's what you're supposed to do.

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Her face card, and insane in a good, like, she is like the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

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The door opening when you're recording is frightening.

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Oh my God. Okay. Do you need a minute? I'm sorry that happened. You're handling it really well.

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She's growing up, you guys. Wearing her emotions on the inside.

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I think he was. I think he was sat for it. I think he's now wondering what we thought about the conversation with Ciara and Paige at the DJ event.

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No, Paige had to break up with him before the season aired because he could never see this and then turn to her and be like, what? So I think she really broke up with him smack in between the end of summer and when the season was airing. And I think she knew there was a countdown because the things that she was saying on the show, it's like, yeah,

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Yeah, and I really like her, and I want great things for her. I have a lot of thoughts on her and Jessie. Jesse is like someone who's really conflicting me as a person because when he was leading the Shabbat, Claudia, I'm like calling Margo saying, get this boy to our Shabbat table.

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I wonder what we would think if they hadn't broken up yet and it reminds me really of um Kyle and Amanda the season that they got married and like I feel like all the conversations that were had like how are these people still together right like they were having such like devastating conversations that this is like the

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But like people do work things out and couples have issues and you choose to stay together. And I guess if you're a good reality show, you say what's on your heart and you deal with the consequences whenever. But we can see the wheels falling off and their relationship not being exactly like... what it's been in the past and what we thought it was at that time.

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And I feel like, didn't he even go to some of her shows? Didn't he go on stage at some shows?

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I feel like I remember seeing him on stage at shows and now just, like, realizing that this tour really came between them. Was, like, a big thing for them. And it will seriously always crack me up how they talk about Craig like he is broke and jobless when she definitely makes, like, millions more than him, but I still think he makes millions. And she's right.

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If she were to stop working completely, like, they wouldn't be able to live at the level. At the same level. Like, having two places and jet setting and, you know,

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Yeah, there is. But it just like really makes me laugh that they talk about Craig like that went on his show. He's homeless. He's the big man on campus. Yeah. And so, yeah, I do. I see why they broke up. And I think that just the gap between them just got bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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And I actually think that like it's good that they broke up yeah like I was devastated when I found out and Craig wouldn't probably wouldn't be happy living in New York City raising kids in New York City his wife is on tour and he's what stay at home dad and he probably would have to put all of his passions on the back burner like it just there's no future for them so even though they get along well and they're chicken and they laugh.

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But they're making it palatable watching this.

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Yeah. So, that's the episode. Yeah, Jesse Solomon. I'm really in a pickle with Jesse Solomon. Like...

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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And he had a, he had a real tune. Yep. And the way he described Shabbat, I feel like was very, a very good description of, It was really beautiful to see. He needs a stern talking to. Like, honestly, I think we need to talk. We need to have him on the show and say, what are you doing?

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Yeah, and then also, like, he is very Jewish, and he, like, knows all the melodies, and he did Shabbat every week with his family. So, like, you know, it's hard to see him with Lexi, who's not Jewish, even though they're clearly no longer together.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Yeah. If he was a one woman, man, settle down.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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I would be happy if he ends up with Lexi, but I've moved on for Lexi. Lexi and Craig.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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So, like, I would like to see him with a Jewess, but, like, no woman deserves what he's about to put any girl through because he's not ready for a relationship. Agreed.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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I felt bad that everyone was making fun of Lil's Lemon.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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She would have a podcast on Lemonada. Like, regardless of the lemon. Right. She's very Lemonada.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

48.304

Well, it's very sweet to wish someone a happy National Sibling Day, but I feel like unless you post on Instagram, you didn't really commemorate. Like you could tell me privately happy National Siblings Day. Also because I feel like we get National Sisters Day. Siblings are for people with mixed.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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It's a great question. I don't have any big special plans, but I think every day being your sister is a special day.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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yeah of course of course of course I just feel like I always wish there was somebody around to like be so funny and like entertain me you don't though and meanwhile I'm over here dancing for my supper but if there was someone who came into our group who was like so funny so entertaining like sort of like you know the center of gravity for the group and I'm not saying that in any way to put anyone else down but that's like what you are you would hate it yeah could you imagine no

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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And I have celebrate on National Sibling Day.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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So happy National Sibling Day to all who celebrate.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Why, thank you. I think my face... I do think you're beautiful. Thank you. I think I did a good job on my hair and makeup today. On the show, I look nicer when I put my hair up, I've realized. It gives me a little snatch.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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It's so crazy. It's like I do my hair, I do the whole blowout. The nicer my hair looks in person, the worse it looks on the show because of the headphones.

The Toast

Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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I seriously need to stop blowing out my hair because I hate how I look on the days where I do a flush blowout.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Yeah, I was just waiting. I didn't even want to continue.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Because it's hurtful when I continue talking and then you come. It is, it is. So I'm like, I'm going to protect myself. Go ahead.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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And it's like, as much as you do cut me off, like, it doesn't, like, in the regular sense, it doesn't bother me. But in, like, that sense, it bothers me.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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There were one or two that were unexpected that I had forgotten about that genuinely made me laugh.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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When the speaker died, of course, when I read Cody Simpson as entertainer of the year and you were surprised at the nominees. And I said, who are you looking for? That was funny. Um, Oh, guessing the lyrics to Taylor Swift's Tortured Poets songs.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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My retelling of Cat in the Hat, which I read. We read it last night before bed. And I just love that book because it's so good. But it also made me a star. Like I will never have anything bad to say about that book.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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It was audio only because we came back from Connecticut and then we had to quarantine for 14 days.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Because we drove through Connecticut when we went to Newport.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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But it was because of our drive through Connecticut. That was a 14-day quarantine. That was the rules of Connecticut.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Like, yeah, because that is not why we knew that we drew through Connecticut. And then they saw that if they saw that we left our house before 14 days, they would call the police.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Oh, yeah. We did also get sick with not COVID. But yeah, right. We couldn't even we're like, we don't want to say it.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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It was a very hard time. And then also Peppa Pig, Mommy Pig and Daddy Pig having another baby.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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That they still get down. Mommy Pig throwing it in a circle. That's literally from like three weeks ago, Claudia.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Claudia, no. A few weeks ago I announced like, you know Peppa the...

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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I think that you are. And how do you know it's National Sibling Day? Who told you that?

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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You were being so funny. You said you didn't know Mommy Pig still gets down like that.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Trent, I'm noticing people like when we talk about kids stuff.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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I guess we'll just have to wait until like you care about it and then it's all we'll talk about, right?

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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I wonder what she talks about on her podcast, though.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Yeah, I follow her on the gram. Does anyone make a part of your piece of content than JC Marie?

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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No. Nobody has that JC Marie eye. Except for Kendall Jenner.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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They are so fucking weird. Oh, good. And it's been a weird week of stories. Like, I want to just do a PSA for any celebrities. Like, if you want to make news, now is the time. Now's the time. There's really not a lot going on. It's really crazy. I don't know why. It's just a random weekend in April. Maybe everyone's getting ready for the hog. But, like, there is nothing going on.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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So I have, like, five, like, interesting random stories. But I don't know why it's such like a quiet week. I don't mind it. I'm just but they're like really. Yeah.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Yeah. And I do have one because it's a little bit interesting. But it's it's just like what's even the lead story on page six right now? Like, oh, sad news. But just, you know, a lot of people making Instagram comments like making news.

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Jesse Solomon, Peppa Pig & The Mailman: Thursday, April 10th, 2025

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Yes. Without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you that do need to know.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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When I asked Jackie to change my sheets in the guest room, I said, ma'am, Bowling Branch. And literally me and Ben slept so much better. They have all the sizes, all the colors, like you'll really find what you're looking for, for whatever like your aesthetic is. And they're popular for a reason. You know, they're, Good. They're really well loved.

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And I love that they help with like temperature regulation. Always. Even before I got pregnant, I was always sweating in my sleep, but now like my temperature fluctuations are crazy. So having a partner in bed and I'm not talking about Ben, I'm talking about my sheets. To help regulate my temperature is really just kind of beautiful.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Wayfair. You've got just what I need. I feel like every sponsor was like my vlog. Yes. It was giving, Shaggy, not to make everything about us, but like it is. Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Yeah, of course. But actually, this is kind of on par with Kaya and Austin, just like level of celebrity-wise. But this was like a Hollywood marriage that I think people really, they were like the exception to the cliche of Hollywood marriages. So that's why it's particularly shocking.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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No, actually, like I'm noticing from the time, like before we took winter break to the time after winter break, like I really have significantly changed in my opinion, changed. Like, being on camera every day, like, I can't even watch our clips. Like, I know it's all happening. It's all good. But, like, I'm definitely, like, fat now. And I'm fat again, too, which is, like, even more complex.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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As do I, especially when TMZ reports something legal. They're always in the courthouse. They've got the paperwork. Now, this is interesting for a multitude of reasons. One, because it was one of these Hollywood success stories that you just didn't even think about so much anymore.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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But also, because Jessica Alba, while she is a very successful actress, I would argue she's a more successful businesswoman. And her baby company, Honest, I believe reached a billion dollar valuation a little while ago. So this is like a big divorce in terms of money, too. We were just talking about how J. Lo and Ben really amicably settled their divorce.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Because if you think about it, they really are probably worth equal amounts. I wouldn't say the same for Jessica Alba and her man. And that's where it gets tricky. Right.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Yeah, he's a producer now. So like I said, different tax brackets.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Yeah. And I feel like it's going to be one of those, you know, she pays a big settlement, but then also like alimony and child support. So I think she's in for a, he's in for a big payday. Yeah. And, you know, nothing makes me more sick than a man taking money from a woman, like in a divorce. When it's a woman, it's like get every, like literally scrape every penny you possibly can.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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If it's a man, when like the woman makes more money and he comes after her for like alimony, child support, there's like a thing like quality of life. Like where like your quality of life shouldn't go down significantly. So like your part, yeah, it's really crazy. I don't know. Get a job. Yeah, correct. Settlements. Like that makes me physically ill. By the way, I would never say that to a woman.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Devastating. give her more. It's absolutely devastating. It's soul crushing. You hate to see it. And that's because I know if a woman is in a relationship and she's not providing financially, like I know she's providing other things that are of equal value, whether it's children, whether it's homemaking, whether it's sex, like whatever it is, I just know she's making up for it.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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And I know she empowers the man to make that money. He wouldn't be able- Behind every great man is a strong woman. And I know when it's the opposite and like a man doesn't provide financially, not only does he do none of those things, he actually drains the woman and her ability to make even more money. So I feel sick. Maybe he'll do the decent thing and say like, you know, I'm all good.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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But I just like, who would? He wouldn't. So this is devastating. It's Adele, you know?

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Not only that, but if you're getting divorced, yeah, obviously you have no spark. I hate when people say obvious things.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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I wonder if like the timing of the announcement sort of is intentional just to keep it like not the main story. Yeah, I guess so. Well, this is sad. You hate to see like a successful Hollywood marriage end. In a family. Because they are so infrequent. But I'll have to see how I feel once I read the divorce settlement, you know? Am I still sad?

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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That's how desperate I am. You feel different, but you don't look different.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Yeah, I think it's going to be one of those shows that you tune in based on the guest because it's not really about Chloe. It's an interview show. So the guests that have been lined up for this season and already announced are like Jay Shetty, Tony Robbins.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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i'm thinking about it because like mel robbins is doing everybody's podcast i don't even know that's tony's wife that's what i was just about to ask you because they both no way they both do like mantras and shit there's no way tony mel or like daughter i just feel like tony robbins no mel robbins has actually criticized tony robbins's quotes that doesn't mean she's not his wife

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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No, definitely not. Tony Robbins would never let a girl boss CEO into his bed. Are you crazy? Right. So... There's two people with last name Robbins.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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One of them should trademark it. Literally. Robbins Wellness.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Of course. And I liked that her first guest was Scott because I think they have such an interesting relationship and dynamic. So it'll be for like, you know, for entertainment purposes, it'll be like interesting to watch, but also like he's, From her Kardashian universe, but he is a little bit removed from it. So I think it's actually a great first guest.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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I think that this will be the type of show that I care about based on the guest, which is a lot of interview shows. Sometimes you care and sometimes you don't. I do want her to use it a little bit more for and about herself.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Yeah. I feel like they collectively as a family also got to a level where they didn't have to do press anymore to like sustain their fame and their fortune. And I think for a lot of them, that was an enormous relief. I think Kim likes doing press. I think some of the girls like doing it, but I think for the most part, like Chloe definitely doesn't.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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I could see Scott not liking it, not wanting to get in trouble or like having things taken out of context. So once you don't have to do press anymore to like sustain your livelihood and your celebrity, I'm sure it's a joy to not do it.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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I feel like when Facebook, um, like lost whatever, like their network was Facebook watch or whatever. And Red Table Talk went off the air. I do feel like, I don't know how popular the show was, but I know certain episodes like were big cultural moments.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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I do feel like it left a little bit of a gap in the market for like a talk show run by a celebrity that other celebrities can use as like a safe place to like address stuff. And I actually could see Khloe filling that gap a little bit because I think a lot of celebrities like her and trust her.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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And if like you had a big scandal and you had like a bunch of options, kind of how like Olivia Jade went on or Jordan Woods went on Red Table Talk. I could see like Khloe becoming that. Like Jada.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Yeah, because like that show was actually really good. It just sucks that it was on Facebook and like nobody cared. Yeah. But every now and then when they had these huge guests based on these like huge moments, Olivia Jade, Jordan Woods, it,

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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was kind of fabulous and they also used it for their own drama which didn't appeal to me but they had a lot of family drama at the time with you know the entanglement the that rapper august and they would use it as like a platform to clarify and talk and chloe the kardashians have always needed that like they remember when kim went on that podcast and they choose like weird places to go when they need to explain stuff um things that they you know know are safe like remember when she finally talked about balenciaga really briefly on that random podcast like

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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I was. There is something exciting, even if you're not actively seeing any results. Getting on the train. I'm on the path. I'm on the right path.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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They have actually needed their own media outlet for a while and it's been obvious that it should be a podcast and it should have happened a long time ago because I think they needed it more like over the last couple of years whether it was hosted by Chris or Khloe. But they have the show. I guess the thing about the podcast is it's more immediate. But the show has not been real.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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We had said that, like, the show should have had much faster turnaround and been a little bit more substantial. We've been saying that for years. And it never would... So at this point, it kind of just... It became, like, fiction almost. Like, fun to watch pretty girls do pretty things. Yeah, commercial. Like, selling Sunset. Yeah, exactly. It wasn't real. So... I love this.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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I hope it's successful. And I hope she likes doing it because podcasting is a lot of work. And I think a lot of people end up not liking it. That's why there are so many failed podcasts. Like not only is it more work than you anticipated, but it's not as rewarding as you would think. And it's actually hard to keep an audience.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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So if it's not even like doing that well, like I understand why a lot of people start them and don't pick them back up. So I hope she likes it.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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They just could never do it, which is such a shame. Why could they never do it, in your opinion? Because I think Kourtney would actually, at this point, be, like, not only okay with it, I think she might encourage it.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Some of us are just still. We're still there. At the restaurant.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Okay, but they had to have filmed something. I just don't know why it's so hard for them. Keeping up with sports. I'm just searching the podcast app.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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And you don't think. Oh, yeah. No, the sizzle reel came out March 2024. It's been a year. The reviews are so funny.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Since the intro, I have heard nothing further. When are episodes coming? That's so funny.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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I don't know if it's like a when the episode drops. I think it's more of like if the episode drops.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. Congrats to all the grads for graduating the week. We have made it to the latter half of the week. The week is almost over. Congratulations. Oh, what? I'm sorry. Congratulations. What was that?

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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I, again, am coming into this saga with really no preconceived notions of any of them. And my inclination is like, if everybody's saying you're something, you're something. Do you know what I mean? Like all of former friends, family members, coworkers, like the amount of people who keep, it's almost like someone was waiting for someone to say something.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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And then the first person said something and everybody felt like it was kind of like a green light to speak their minds. And the amount of people, like the sheer volume of it, I find powerful. I do. Yeah.

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And while that might be the case, if you sit down and do an interview and the takeaway from the headlines is all about your husband's addiction, like, I don't know how that's telling your story. Yeah.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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The thing that I struggle with is like, we really don't know whether this person would want his addiction out there or not. And actually there are members of his family and friends who say there wasn't even an addiction, but let's say that there is, right? Yeah. There's no way to know whether he would want it out there or not. So for her to just sort of like make this decision to publicize it,

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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I went out to dinner last night. Took one of my favorite Italian spots with Ben and his parents. And, you know, when I recommend a restaurant, like I take it, I don't really, I'm not like a restaurant recommender. Do you know what I mean? No. I do. Neither am I. And so all week everybody was like, where should we go? Where should we go?

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Without speaking to other people involved, like his mother and his brother, that gives me bad faith energy. Yeah, it's true. It's something that impacts everyone. And so to not even have the conversation... to get the approval of his family. It feels what people are, you know, what that woman Courtney is saying is like tacky and tasteless. It does.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Well, that's the other thing. So I think that we...

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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can point to other examples of people who have actually like gotten a lot of fame after loss and it's this weird line to walk right because a lot of people followed your story like um amanda klutz yeah when her husband died of covid that was like the saddest saga like everybody was following and it oddly like made her a star you know she went on to host the talk and she's like a she's like a swirly now like yeah and whereas before she was like a fitness influencer so yeah

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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it's definitely an odd trajectory to success. And I don't think anybody wants it, but it sometimes happens when your story is as powerful as it is. And I think that Alison saw herself as like a bit of an Amanda Clutes. And I think that she got carried away. Yeah.

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Another Day Without Keeping Up With Sports: Thursday, January 9th, 2025

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Cause the thing I actually really like about Amanda Clutes is like, she's always remained really, she hasn't like leaned in heavily to like this weird, version of fame that she has and like run away with it. I think like she, it's, it's an awkward, weird place to be in and how you handled it, how you handle it. We'll speak volumes of like how people receive you.

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And I just think these are two examples of people who handled it really differently.

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And everybody defers to me because like, you know, I made everybody eat at six o'clock and I'm very particular. So they were like, where does Trini want to go? Where does Trini want to go? So I decided, you know, on this place. And it's a place that I like. And it's actually a place that I love. And I just felt like Ben was committed to disliking it. Do you know what I mean?

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Me neither. But I hear about her periodically, like just when she talks about. Yeah. So that must be like, it's tough when you get rewarded financially, fame wise. for bringing up your tragedy. And then it's easy to get, like, kind of carried away and become, like, tasteless.

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That's the thing about books. They're being printed. By the time you announced it, that was like the Tommy Fury book. Poor timing. He had to add an addendum to the memoir he had written being like, yeah, everything I wrote here is no longer true. I made a mistake. By the time you announce it, whether there's backlash or anything, it's almost too late.

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I feel like that happened really to Jamie Lynn Spears too. By the time she announced it, and also there was so much going on at the exact same time as Britney, it was like, We can't stop this train.

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And the press, the press that she was doing too.

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Because tell me who orders this. And of course he didn't like it. He ordered the artichoke and pistachio ravioli. Like, what?

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And also, it's hard for me to feel these days, like, put together. And... I don't have the energy to be put together. So I need the outfits that I throw together for the podcast, like to look nice. And Jenny Kane's really great for that. I have like four or five Jenny Kane sweaters that I have had for a really long time and that I treat, you know, not like amazing.

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I always hear something beautiful every time you open your mouth.

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She sings memory all alone. Yeah, she's one of Summer's girls. That's Miranda's Cosgrove. She sings that.

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She's a backup singer. She's a backup singer, yeah. And then Angelo is classic, you guys know him. He was security, head of security. He was like that really tall, broad kid. Frankie. He looks exactly the same. So does she. Yeah, it's actually, they all do. I was able to recognize pretty much every single one of them that was there. Obviously, notably missing was Miranda Cosgrove.

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I love that. I thought for sure he wasn't even invited because of all of them. He's literally like a mega, mega star. How did they even get his address?

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I saw everyone. I saw Zach. I saw, I'm not cool enough. I saw the girl on the bass. Cello, you've got a bass. You've got a bass. I love this story, like, seriously, so much.

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That's like seriously so crazy and so cute. The thing I can't get over is like when you look at pictures of like kids from high school, I mean kids from like, what were they? They were in like the fifth grade. What are they supposed to be? Last third grade?

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Hey Siri, what grade are you in when you're 10 years old? Sorry, I don't understand. Me neither. You're in fifth grade. No one does. Fifth. So where was I going with this point? Oh, you know, like someone you knew in fifth grade, like what they look like now is completely different. Like they're actually irrecognizable. The crazy thing was, I haven't seen a picture of any of these people in years.

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What was the other one? They're both ravioli. Okay. But was the other one like sauce and cheese? No, it was white. It looked like an Alfredo. It's just crazy to have two raviolis, which ravioli is like, it's a risk.

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They look exactly how they should look. Like they have the same face, but they're just grown up. It was freaky.

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Like, This movie, like, I feel like sometimes, I was just having this conversation with a friend, like, movies that you loved as a kid, like, they really don't hold up. Which friend? Yeah, I have a lot of friends. They really don't stand the test of time. She's talking to a friend. They don't.

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They don't, and I actually remember, I've seen School of Rock, like, a bunch of times since I had first fallen in love with it, but actually, during COVID, one of Ben's friends, like, was trying to celebrate his birthday and there was like nothing you could really do. But you remember how you used to be able to rent a movie theater? Cause they couldn't sell tickets to a movie.

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So instead they would, I think it was $99 to rent a movie theater. So he rented a movie theater and invited like 20 people. We all sat in this huge theater and you could like bring your own food and drinks and you could choose your own movie. And he chose school of rock. And like, let me tell you that movie. Like if I was seeing it for the first time, I would have thought it was brilliant. Yeah.

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And then the ground it laid for so many celebrities. Like obviously that was a big moment for Miranda Cosgrove. Ned Steebley is the creator of White Lotus. Sarah Silverman is his miserable girlfriend. Like there are a lot of people. Joan Cusack. Joan Cusack.

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I actually think they all went on to lead completely normal lives with just this like fun fact about themselves.

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He was really into like the industry of the music, music industry, like sort of from afar. And she was, what does she do? She's an OBGYN. She was always a woman who supported other women. A 1000%. I could see it. She's very pretty. She looked beautiful on her wedding day.

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Oh my God. Well, the girl who played the bass, like she had the most Instagram stories. Like she was filming the entire thing. Like the wedding looked so fun. They were all at the same table. Like, It was seriously too much. It's kind of a good premise for a movie.

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Yeah. But they all get back together from like this movie that they shot as kids. Yeah. Yeah, I like it.

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Two things. They need to... never make a School of Rock sequel. Sequels ruin things. They made it into a Broadway show, and that's fine. Just leave it alone. Two, when I was on my way to Florida, actually, I was seriously gonna faint in the back of this car, so I pulled over in some random town in New Jersey on my way to the airport, And I got pizza.

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And while I was driving through town, it was like this actually very cute, quaint town. There was like a music school, like an after school program in town called the School of Rock. And it had like the same exact logo. And they like do guitar lessons and drum lessons like for people in town. It was so cute.

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I didn't. I mean, I might have, but I don't know.

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So if you want to be the teacher to me, well, baby, you just better forget it. Oh, and the original music from that movie was amazing, too. Rock got no reason. Rock got no rhyme. You better get me to school on time. So good. Yeah.

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It's actually a really good point. I treat Alfredo as if I'm allergic, one, because I think it's disgusting, and two, the sheer...

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So obviously the Diddy story is huge, right? Everyone's talking about it. It's the biggest story of last year and probably this year. But something about a documentary that really spells it out for people, because we're all reading the headlines and not a lot of us are reading the entire or the entire article.

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image of it even the word reminds me of that ben story and i immediately lose my appetite it's kind of an i don't do an appetite white i don't do creamy white i said that at dinner last night ben was like try this ravioli you might like it i said like white sauce and me like we creamy yeah we as a cream based sauce we are not simpatico with one another

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I'm thinking a lot about juries. Oh, don't. I'm going to watch it, so don't spoil anything about it.

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I didn't know either, and when I figured it out, I was like, are you kidding? It's really crazy.

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But it influences, even if you haven't seen it, everybody's talking about it. It's every headline. It influences public opinion in a way or in some way.

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No, it's true. Like we know Diddy is bad now and he's going to get the justice he deserves. Like we have been, no one's going to go into a room alone with him. No one's like just, no one's advocating for Diddy. Right. But now it's, I mean, that's exactly what happened with Jeffrey Epstein and we never got resolution and it's so frustrating.

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And I imagine the two circles are connected, you know, because it's the same.

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group of people like powerful influential people with money not just in Hollywood but in politics and in business and world leaders like every Prince Andrew like every possible sect that you can think of so it is really frustrating and that's not to discount like his allegations against him and the justice that we seek to seek but it's so much bigger than that you're so right and we shouldn't lose sight of the list so I hope that this documentary like names names yeah

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The thing is like a network, like ID or Netflix, you put yourself, oh my God, sometimes words just don't come to me. you make yourself a target like legally to make claims.

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Yeah. But that guy's already in jail, Brian Peck. Like, so He is. He was in jail and then remember he got rehired by Disney after going to jail for like child stuff. Right, right. But where is he now?

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Hopefully. I don't know. Like it's a tough spot I think for someone to take on.

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Because there have been, like, whispers about certain celebrities, and I think the only other actual accusation that was made was Jay-Z.

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Which, by the way, I was watching Beyonce's halftime performance, which I just really, like, really, really enjoyed. I have, like, beautiful things to say. And as I was watching, I was like, oh, my God, I totally forgot. Because I don't really think of her and, like, Jay-Z so much anymore. I feel like they, like, kind of live separate lives. But, like, that's literally her husband. Yeah.

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And, like, he was literally accused of, like, raping a 13-year-old. And it's just, like, it's really crazy. Yeah. So... we'll see if this blows the case wide open.

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Yeah. And I feel like there's actually so many similarities to Jeffrey Epstein. Cause like now any picture Diddy has with a celebrity, it's like, look, look, And that happened a lot with, like, Ghislaine Maxwell. I don't care about a picture that anyone took. You know what I think?

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A lot of people went to Diddy parties, and they were upstairs being normal, having, you know, doing cocaine and drinking champagne, not downstairs trafficking kids. Right. So anytime there's, like, a picture, it's like, look, he's bad. Same with Ghislaine Maxwell. They were like, look, Carol Radziwill knew Ghislaine. Like, now you just have a picture with these people. Yeah.

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So I think it's, like, it's getting lost. And you're right. I totally even forgot about, like, the network of people Behind him. Right, and you need people to traffic too.

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Behind every powerful trafficker, there's like a network of individuals making it happen.

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I love red creamy. I don't do white creamy. Both of Ben's raviolis that showed up were white creamy base. And so like when the meal was done, like actually everybody liked the restaurant, which made me feel good. But Ben was like, it was good. And I'm like, well, if I went to a restaurant and ordered the worst thing on the menu, I also would think it's okay. Like, why can't you just be normal?

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Yes, it really is. It's a good point. And it's also so crazy to think about the fact that P. Diddy, we keep talking about him. He's literally in jail. Love that. Yeah. But it's just, he's literally in jail.

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Lock him up. Mm-hmm. Throw away the key. That's our show. Good stories today. Yeah, I thought so. For sure. Little mix.

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Like everybody got normal things. Like I got a salmon, pizza. Like it's like a, it's like a Serafina type of cuisine. So like modern, you know, Italian. Why don't you get like a pasta, a fish, like a normal fucking person. Yeah. You can't judge the restaurant based on their special. It wasn't even a special.

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Fun fact about me. I have never, and I want to say that confidently, probably will never in my life order off of the specials menu.

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It does not apply to me. And actually, in my award-winning comedy special, I had a whole bit about this, because it's so awkward when they come over and tell you. They come over, and I want to be rude. I'm just going to be like, seriously, don't waste your breath.

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And even Ben, who's really experimental, so many of the times... 75% of the specials we can't eat because it's like pork or shellfish. So I kind of, I never want to be rude, but I just want to like put my hand up and be like, seriously, don't bother. Like, like save your breath. It's a lot of work for them to like memorize all that shit. Like seriously, scram. Like I don't know where to look.

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Yeah. And, and every now and then they say, do you want to hear the specials? And I think that we should embrace that more in restaurant culture. Cause no, I don't. Yeah.

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Oh my God. And you always want to engage. The surf and turf, yum. It's so rude. When people are like scrolling on their phones or like not listening, it's so rude. So even though there is seriously not, you couldn't pay me to order one singular thing. I'm listening so intently. I'm like, oh, is that grilled or baked? Like who gives a fuck? I am so, because it's- How's that prepared?

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So I guess that would make Thursday like the end of junior year because it's five to four ratio. It sure is.

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It's so rude not to. And I'm always like, oh, Ben, you would like that. Like I'm just, it's kind of like a skit for me. It's SNL. Totally. I always say my husband, oh my God, you love scallops. I was like, oh, write that down. Like, yeah, Ben, clock that. Like I'm- Yeah, if nothing else looks good. And Ben like doesn't take it as seriously as I do. Like the commitment to Like engaging in the bit.

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I don't know how we got here, but I had a great dinner. You went to a restaurant. Yeah. And I don't really love eating out these days, but I try to eat out like once a week because Dr. Fox told me to have salmon once a week. And I can't have salmon at home. Like it's just, it goes against everything I believe in.

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The smell is huge. And also, these days, I'm actually trying to be a really good neighbor. Um, because I have big plans for the rest of the year in terms of like not being a good neighbor. Uh, cause I refuse to bring a stroller into my house. Like the hallway will be my own personal stroller garage. And so, um, I've really been, you gotta get your karma up. Yes.

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And my next door neighbors have two wiener dog puppies that are seriously like, I could hear them barking in my sleep. I haven't said a word. Like I am going to be such a delight.

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Because also, like, the room that I think will be the baby's room, like, pushes right up against, I think, their master bedroom. Right.

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If I start cooking salmon, that's, like, a demerit in my column when I'm trying to get gold stars with the neighbors. Oh, speaking of gold stars, is the School of Rock story a story today? It is. Okay, good, good, good. It is a story. Oh, not a story, but need to talk about, like, oh, my God, me and Ben, when we both woke up, we were glued to our phones.

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Like, overnight, so much bad news and, like, so much crazy footage coming out of L.A. and the California wildfires, so. I don't know. Like, it seems like there's no end in sight. And I think that they were making a lot of progress yesterday and then overnight new fires in Hollywood Hills, which is like where, you know, a lot of people live.

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It's like a lot of high rise buildings, a lot of houses was engulfed in flames. So it seriously never ends. It's a shit show watching. It's so sad. It's like the only thing on my phone.

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It's disgraceful. It's negligent. It's criminally negligent. Like seriously, when all this is said and done, like investigation, I feel really, obviously, I think a lot of people are having a hard time you know, empathizing because you look at LA Hollywood and you're like, Oh, it's just rich people.

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And it's, it's actually really not, especially like if you look at just the suburbs of the Palisades that have been completely wiped out, just regular people. And it's regular, you know, there are poor areas, there are rich areas. There are people who have lost fire insurance. Like it's really devastating. And it's not just like celebrities who can build their houses back.

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It's true, like the toughest is behind you. And that's kind of very Thursday energy. 100%. Okay, glad we figured that out. So happy Thursday, everyone. Welcome back. It feels like the end of junior year. It does. What? What's everyone doing this summer?

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And even people who can build their houses back, like that's years of memories and your family, like it's just devastating. And there's so many different, um, things to think about. Like, then you think about like, you know, all the forestation and all the animals like fleeing with nowhere to go. It's just, it literally is, it's too sad to even think about. It's, it's biblical.

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Like the sky, it's so, I don't even know what the right word is.

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Yeah, there's like a running list of like notable people who have lost houses. But it's beyond that. It's like thousands of just also.

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They're evacuating, raising money. There's not a lot of like, you know, actually the stories aren't terrible today.

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No, I know. Where is the money? No, like where is the money? No, I know. And it makes you like so, And in situations like this, people really, like bad faith actors take advantage of people who are just wanting to, people who live here, who want to donate and send money for meals. And it gets so, it's so corrupt.

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Me too. No, and that's, by the way, someone was just actually telling me about this documentary about the devastation of Hurricane Katrina and how it literally, half the devastation came in the days after. It was, there was no power. It was lawlessness. And it was like the most, what's the movie? The Purge. But like it was really like crime beyond, the most violent crime you could think of.

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Like it's like the darkest days in history. People don't even talk about that when they talk about Katrina because they just talk about like the Katrina. And so it's something that happens during like sort of chaotic times. And it's fucking disgraceful. It's the absolute worst of humanity. And it's like embarrassing to even be the same species as these people.

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It didn't need to be this bad. It's so true. And so everyone I'm seeing like so many celebrities like speaking out who are mad. If I lived in LA, like I'd be fucking mad too. I get it. Yeah. Look at me and my congestion tax. Like nothing's even happening to me. I'm fine. Right. So it's frustrating and it's, it's.

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Criminally negligent. That's kind of my phrase of the day. It's a good one. It is, and I don't know where I pulled it out of. I don't think I've ever used it before. I must have seen somebody else raging about it on Instagram and copied it. Right. Okay.

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That is also kind of speaking of big episodes that came out. Jackie and I released a new episode on our Patreon last night, a video and audio episode. We haven't done like a Q&A in a while. And there were so many questions like wide ranging from like, A lot of people freaking out about Turney's maternity leave to just like random influencer like type stuff. So we recorded an episode. It's out now.

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So if you're looking for more content to get you to graduation day, check that out at patreon.com slash the toast.

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Yikes. I don't think that's true. Our sophomore year? Actually, no, yeah, because I was a freshman. So what, we were two grades... We were two grades apart, yeah.

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And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Wayfair. I feel like the name on our lips recently has been Wayfair. Ever since your major renovation, I am also moving studios. I forgot to tell you guys, like, I actually booked movers. And Jackie and I were shopping last night on Wayfair.

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She was sending me some stuff that I'm going to need because it's kind of like a bigger space. So after all the holiday hustle, there's nothing like giving your home a little TLC. So whether you're just tidying up, clearing out, I know that's a lot of people's New Year's resolutions is to, like,

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They have a huge selection of home items that makes it really easy to find everything that you're looking for, especially if you're working within certain budgets or certain measurements. Like they have such specific filters on the website. Like sometimes it's so frustrating to find something perfect and you're like, oh, that desk is too big, but you can literally specify and filter your results.

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Did you get logged out of your Finsta?

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If you guys were ever alive or present for the Jackie O TikTok era, it was so brief. She was doing dances. It was before she became a mom. You lived in that apartment with Zach. Like I remember I was in a couple of them. You had a Bob. No, I didn't. You had a short hair.

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It's a wave. You just got to ride it out, you guys.

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For the lore. But if you were there, like it was the 80s, you know?

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If you got access to the account and posted a TikTok, like I'm telling you it would go viral.

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I'm going to work on getting access to your account.

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When you reach a certain level of like TikTok fame, you get like a TikTok manager. It's someone from TikTok who's like your point of contact. They invite you to events. They help you with any sort of tech issues. And I have one. I just like never reach out because I'm like such a low maintenance client. But I'll be like, listen, we need to get this handled for my swirly sister. Yeah.

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You guys, she might start saying it more.

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Yes. There's a lot of like brain dead folk on the platform. Excuse me. I've seized on it.

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Who could use big sis guidance, you know, like some tough love from Jackie O. No, I know.

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And you know what? It's kind of nice that whenever anyone's like looking for anything toasty on TikTok, they're forced just just to engage with me. So I'll stop pushing the issue. I think it's good for my engagement.

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It's true. Make sure to follow me on TikTok at girl with no job. The toast is also on TikTok. The toast pod.

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And you can also follow me on Instagram, too, if you want it.

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Like, yeah, no, I don't actually, I feel really good about where I'm at. No, I don't. I don't. I'm good. I'm good. Follow Jackie.

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Yeah, I do. Thank you for saying that.

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I'm constantly forgetting. Oh, but also wait, something so funny. Milestone yesterday. We always drive to the doctor. So when we were driving home, I was like, Ben, you know, our car seat just arrived. Maybe we should just like put it in the car, you know? And he was like, okay. Ben like hates when I want to like do projects.

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So of course, if we're going to put the car seat in, we got to clean out the car. So I'm like on the side of the road, huffing and puffing. Me and Ben are fighting because I dropped these like spritz buckets and they cracked. And I'm yelling at Ben because I'm like, this is how you treat our car. Like it was seriously like one of our lowest moments as a couple. Sweating. Fighting.

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This girl comes up to me. I love the toast. I was like, oh my God, thank you so much. And she was like really like excited, like wanted to chat. Like she couldn't have found me in a lower moment, like in my marriage, in my personal life. Like, oh, and there's trash.

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No, as professional talkers. I have to be free to be me. Like, are you guys crazy? It's like that song, Free to Be Me. It's like that song. So that's actually not what I wanted to talk about, but it did come up nicely.

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everywhere all over oh and I had just spilled this huge bag of Romeo's food our car was like such a dump and she's like asking me like why should she take a picture I'm like oh my god of course I'm seriously like I'm sweating I'm crying Ben is so mad at me I'm so mad at Ben there's shit all over the street and we're trying to install a car seat like seriously that girl like she managed to find me at one of the lowest moments of my life do you have a doji moment

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Yeah, as Joe Cheese responds to the story.

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It's formulated with the help of pediatricians and nutritional experts. It's pressed with a blend of 12 organic fruits and veggies, and then it is supercharged with 15 essential vitamins and minerals, including vitamin D, B12, C, zinc, folate, and so many others to help support immune system, energy, brain, function, mood, concentration, teeth, bones, and more.

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I feel like a lot of parents worry about what their kids eat, and this is just something that you can do every day. It's like a really low-lift thing. Just to give you peace of mind, making sure they're getting their vitamins, their nutrients, and all their... Vitamins are non-GMO, vegan, dairy-free, allergy-free, gelatin-free, nut-free.

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So if your kid has any sort of allergy issues, it's pretty much free of most crapola. It's designed for kids 2 and up. It's sent straight to your door. Parents have one less thing to worry about. I've seen it in action. My niece, Mikayla, is obsessed. The bottle's really pargy, too. It's like a toy. They put stickers on it. It's really fun.

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And we've worked out a special deal with Haya for their best-selling children's vitamin. Receive 50% off your first order when you go to hiahealth.com slash toast. This deal is not available on their regular website, so go to h-i-y-a-h-e-a-l-t-h.com slash toast to get your kids the full body nourishment that they need to grow into healthy adults. Today's episode is also brought to you by Quince.

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Once the temperatures start rising... you can have a realization of sorts. You know, you're back in the same rotation of worn out clothes, same tank tops, same shorts, same everything. So if you're looking to give your daily uniform an upgrade, highly recommend you checking out Quince. Their pieces are easy, they're elevated, and they somehow make you feel more put together without even trying.

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That's not what I wanted to talk about. The first thing I wanted to talk about was I got Cloud Popcorn. Cloud with a K. Of course. It was delivered. And I tasted it. We talked a lot about extensively, I would say, about Khloe Kardashian's new popcorn protein company. And I was a little skeptical. I was. You guys know me. And I wanted to see, first of all, so important how it tastes.

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And if these are going to be things that you wear season after season, you want them to be made well. And that's what really separates Quince from like all other shopping destinations is that Their quality is really unmatched. So they have 100% European linen shorts, and their pricing is insane. So those start at just $30.

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They have really luxe swimwear, Italian leather platform sandals, and so much more. The best part of shopping at Quince is everything at Quince is priced 50% to 80% less than what you'd find at similar brands. They do that by working directly with top artisans, and they cut out the middlemen. So then Quince is going to give you luxury without the markup.

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They, of course, only work with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices and premium fabrics and finishes. everything I've ever gotten from Quince is like my favorite piece of clothing that I've owned. And that's been the hard part about being pregnant is I can't wear any of my Quince clothes, but like I've had them for years.

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I wear them season through season, whether it's a cashmere sweater, a pair of trousers, a cardigan, it's made super well. So treat your closet to a little summer glow up with Quince. Go to quince.com slash toast for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E.com slash toast to get free shipping and 365 day returns. quince.com slash toast.

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No way has it been two years.

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It was giving pregnancy announcement.

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So we thought it was going to be the Met Gala. We thought it was going to be the Oscars. No, it's the David DiDonatello Awards. I don't know how we missed that one. But you're right. It actually makes sense because there's really been like a lot of pressure put on it. I didn't realize it had been two years.

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No, but the internet too. The internet too was like waiting. And so for it to be this like random award show is probably way less stakes. And it's actually a really smart thing for them to do.

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She looked insane. She looked insane.

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And for the first time, maybe not the first time, but like I say this every time we see like a really cute video or photo of him, like he becomes way more attractive to me. I've never been in the boat of people who like... thought that he was an attractive person. I've actually always been confused by him and his looks and his ability to pull these insanely beautiful women.

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And watching Kylie just, like, leaned up against him and his, like, very casual hand around her hip. Like, it was giving smut, first of all. Like, those little details, like, from the female gaze that, like, only a woman writer could write. It was giving that. She looked fucking insane. And I was like, oh, okay. He's cute. Like, he is cute.

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I still don't think he's, like, the hottest man who ever lived. But... I just like when a woman lifts up a man, you know?

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I got three flavors. They come in three flavors, but I only tried the white cheddar, which I had heard was the best. And also what I'm going to open three bags of popcorn. That's just wasteful.

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skinny so seeing him next to her standing up like in full glamour makes him look like a big tall attractive man so I had a similar thought about his height but it's you did say one thing incorrectly she is not standing up straight she is leaning a little bit I feel if she was standing up completely straight she would be a little bit taller than him in heels no but

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That's what Google says. Shorty. Shorty, get down. Good Lord.

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Kim is 5'2". Kendall's 5'11".

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Let me just like look up a picture of them, but you never know if they're wearing heels. Remember their clothing company, Kendall plus Kylie? It was good stuff. It was good stuff. No, here's them at like in the Met Gala a couple of years ago where they're both obviously wearing huge heels. Kendall's like a good six inches taller.

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They'll all go stale. They also sent one to Ben. Ben, it arrived. Ben was like, oh, this is for me. I'm like, no, it's not. He saw like food. He's like, he thinks he's like the food influencer in the house. I'm like, no, that's mine. But there were two. There were two. Yeah, one was his. Um, let me tell you what's delicious, actually delicious.

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And they also sat together through the award show. He won some award. The whole thing was in Italian.

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I don't know if it was that one specifically, but I'll have to double check. They, the whole thing was in Italian and he like had to go up. I don't know if it was like for a sketch or a skit or whatever, but they said Kylie Jenner.

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And she just was like, hi. Hi.

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Got it, got it. It doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well as the Oscars. Not like David Protein. No, it's just kind of clunky, the Davids.

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And what was so great about this is that we weren't expecting it, right? We were all kind of coming down from the high of thinking that maybe they were going to be together at the Met Gala.

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I hope they never leave each other's side. Do you think the floodgates are just completely open now or they'll still continue to be quite measured in their public appearances?

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Oh, oh. White House Correspondents Center.

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I feel like it wasn't even that. It was like the loser-y one. Like not White House Correspondents, but like White House Center.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was like the same backdrop.

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It's possible. We have been wrong before. Praying. Praying. This was a great little Wednesday treat. Thanks, Kylie. Truly. She did it for the fans. Like, she knew how desperate we were. Club Chalamet, not taking it well. Club Chalamet had also, like, been on hiatus before the Met Gala, I think in anticipation that they would walk the carpet together.

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And the second that they didn't, Club Chalamet made her return to social media.

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It's a Twitter account that has now become like synonymous with Timothee Chalamet. Because it's just this older woman who's dedicated her.

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Run by one woman. One mentally ill woman. And up until recently, it was just like a Twitter account, like any other celebrity Twitter account that like updates you on the comings and goings of your favorite celebrity. But people started to notice like a year ago, like some of the rhetoric that's The language being used was like really fucking crazy. And so people became obsessed.

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And I'm not in a place right now where like I'm needing protein snacks. Like that's just, that's, that's just another turdy's time. This is not current turdy. Current turdy needs like big fat snacks. I had a cupcake for dinner last night. Um, But I could see a time in my life where I would be munching on cloud popcorn and it was very good.

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And she started to spiral when Kylie came into the picture. She fucking is Kylie. She won't even say her name. It's giving Susie Peppers from Glee.

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She's a much older woman, which is just like funny to think about. Yeah. And so she went on hiatus. She said, like, I'm taking time off. And it was a couple of days before the Met Gala. And I think everybody was like pretty much it was like understood that Kylie and Timothy were going to be walking together. So she thought she was being slick, but she just didn't want to have to address it.

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And she every time Kylie and him are spotted together, she writes like these really fucking crazy subliminal tweets being like a woman scorned is a woman from hell. Like, she's really nuts. Yeah. The second they didn't walk the Met Gala red carpet together, she said, I'll be returning tomorrow. Then this thing happened.

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I don't know what ended up happening with Club Chalamet, but I'm genuinely wishing her the best.

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Yeah. Sad day for Chalamet. Happy day for us. It's true.

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Oh, it's a trending song right now. And the trend that goes along with it is like where you're like, how do I explain it? It's like, you're talking about like something crazy or like one of your bad traits being like, God forbid a woman is in business, you know, like, and you're just like making excuses for like a crazy thing you did one time, you know, like God forbid a woman says, right.

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God forbid a woman expresses herself.

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So it's a strategy, right? Like when everybody's talking about this big scandal, you can either get in on the joke or pretend. I feel like it reminds me a lot of, um, and she's just now making news. Leigh Michelle is on, uh, Yeah. Talking about.

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Reading. And remember when that whole thing was actively happening, we kept saying on the toast, we were like, Lea Michele, like running from this rumor makes everyone think it's true. Like it's a better strategy to just lean in sometimes. But that rumor was so harmless. Like it was funny.

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Right. It's not the same. So I feel like Dochi's downplaying what actually happened. And that's why this is not a good strategy. Normally, I'm a big fan of this strategy. Get in on the joke. This too shall pass. But... she's actually making it worse.

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Yeah, because now it seems like, you know, we all heard the way you spoke to people and now it seems like that's something that like you're like, yeah, it's like I would have been able to get over it. But now I'm like, OK, well, if you're going to talk about it, let's talk about it.

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Right. Like I'm not mad at her. No. But I think this is a bad response.

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Nobody listens to us. Yeah, and that's the problem. Therein lies the issue. Mm-hmm.

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How can we cater to getting Jackie and Claudia back to being obsessed with Bravo?

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PR went out like a second wave in New York.

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And this is what they. Literally.

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I think there have been so many cities where people have been begging, like, give us Nashville, give us Chicago. And it's almost like there's too much pressure now. And people have precast those shows in their minds. So for them to go totally rogue Rhode Island, there is a lot of money on Rhode Island. It's also like a very niche subculture.

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It's a perfect selection.

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And it's very trendy right now. Like that coastal grad. It's really smart.

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This is just another, they've actually recently gotten very good at, and I think that was kind of the impetus behind a lot of the shows that they announced yesterday is that they have these like, well, maybe the shows themselves didn't work. They have an abundance of like stars, right? Like Reza Farahan, like they don't know what to do with these stars.

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So we were just talking earlier in the week about Bravo's Love Hotel, like these sorts of quirky concepts when Sonia and Luann went to the small town.

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Oh my God, it was the funniest. Like I was actually howling. It was the funniest thing I'd ever watched. People loved it. It was like a Peacock exclusive.

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Exactly. And so I think that Wife Swap is... And there are so many husbands too who everybody loves. So that is actually like such a no-brainer. Hysterical.

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I know who it is. So just.

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They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Soast.

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Cause I just have a feeling. Does her name start with an A? No. Oh, okay. Um, it was very good. I'm excited for you to try it. Maybe you try a different flavor, even though it's like widely.

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London is just a great city for like, there's such wealthy, beautiful women there. Like we have to do something.

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So this like you guys don't know what this means to me. Like I I didn't know this. Somebody told me and I was like sworn to secrecy. Did I tell you?

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No, like like it was like like I knew like it was real like it was from legit source.

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So I wasn't – but I didn't know that it was going to be branded as like a spinoff of The Valley, which I actually think is brilliant because The Valley is kind of filling this like niche generational gap between like Gen Z reality TV watchers who love like Netflix's shows and then like the OG Bravo fans that are kind of aging a little bit. So –

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Where these, like, young families, like, where do young moms go on reality TV? The Valley. Yeah. And I think that them branding it as The Valley, because, like, Gigi, they all have kids. They're all, like, growing their families. I think it's so smart. And this is exactly, like, every, I don't know who is confirmed. I know Gigi Reza and MJ are. I'm sure Mike Shoehead is not involved.

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These are, like... professional reality stars. And think about how much everybody loved MJ on Traitors. They didn't even know her from Shaws of Sunset because everybody slept on Shaws of Sunset. And I also think like the way Shaz of Sunset, like we don't talk enough about Shaz of Sunset's cultural impact from so many different angles, right?

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Like people don't even realize like it was at a time towards the end, not so much, but like for so many years, it was really about their cultures. And this was like a group of Jewish and Muslim best friends. They went to Israel. Like they were having hard conversations. Like it was kind of doing the most from a million. And then also being like such a good dramatic TV show.

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Like they were having conversations nobody else was having. Like, let me tell you, There was no greater show on TV than Chances of Sunset, and I stand by that.

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Yes. No, I'm telling you, like, the way, like, these conversations were being had, these bridges, these gaps were being bridged, like... You look like piece of wood. Like bring back Vida, obviously the show. Like, thank you. Like seriously. Thanks to whoever's idea this was.

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No, it definitely fell targeted towards us.

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1,000%. And if you're interested in watching The Valley, like, highly recommend going back and rewatching Shots of Sunset. The first couple of seasons, remember the Lily Galici, like, era? It seriously wasn't real, you guys. And it got the... Asa, her diamond water, bring back Asa. Okay? Bring back Asa. She's dating, like, Jermaine Jackson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She made her caftans.

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Jackie. Are we going to start updating the weekly schedule to include Friday's Paul American recap?

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Like, if you were there, I was obsessed with that show. Who were the siblings? Uh...

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Oh, Mona and Shmona. No, with an N. The brother. By the way, when they arrived, the show was on its last leg. They remind me of the twins from Jersey. They were just kind of like a curse on the show. Remember Bobby and Asifa?

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Yeah. They were that couple that got cast that were so miserable with each other. And then they came on the toast. Oh, no. They came on the breath back in the day. And we interviewed them. And then I guess she had like never watched our Shots of Sunset to recaps.

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So like three days later, she wrote me a nasty message being like, had I known what you had said about us on our show, I never would have agreed to come on. I'm like, okay. I'm like, whose problem is that?

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her and her man were just fucking Miz. They were honestly like an early version of Michelle and Jesse. Yeah. Because I think they were married.

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It's my understanding that Shadows of Sunset is already in the middle of filming.

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And the fact that they're calling it The Valley is great, but like, we are going to be calling it Shadows of Sunset. Yeah.

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Like hopefully these are like actively in development, not just ideas.

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I have so much to do before I come to New York to see my swirl. Jax is coming to NYC. Oh, that's exciting. I also thought you were coming a day earlier. So I've been like preparing all week. I'm like, oh my God, she's coming. And turns out you're coming the day after. So I like my whole weekend just got fucked up.

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You just need to keep them occupied.

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Yes. And especially like when the salad company like Taylor Farms, it's salads are obviously good for you, like physically, right? Nutrients important. But there's also some mental game going on when you eat a salad, right? You think everyone's looking at me. I'm eating a salad. They know I'm a model. Right.

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I am like a vision of health and like I will donate my body to science long after I'm gone. That's kind of the best part for me of eating a salad is like what it implies to other people.

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So Taylor Farms chopped salad kits, it's so easy to get your salad together. They come in so many flavors, sweet kale, Caesar, avocado ranch, Mediterranean crunch. They're super fresh. They're crisp and delicious. The whole family will love them. Also, they're just easy because like sometimes when you think of like a salad in a bag, you're thinking like brown. You're thinking crusty.

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You're thinking wilted. You're thinking, how long has this been sitting on the shelf? With Taylor Farms, the ingredients are so fresh, pre-chopped, pre-washed. You can literally eat it straight out of the bag. A lot of people like to do it up. I've seen people rip up turkey slices and throw them in the bag, just shake it.

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So grab a Taylor Farms chopped salad kit and get your salad together, okay? Slay.

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I am always hungry. Like that's just like a fact of life these days. But now specifically I need a Taylor farm salad while I try to put beach side of our like food related ad copy at the end of the show. Cause if it's at the beginning, we won't be able to focus.

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Yeah, we will. And that's a threat.

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I mean, this is really shocking that A, a celebrity, but B, a celebrity with this high of a net worth, like this much cash, would be left without a will, especially when you have a child. I think most people only have wills once they become a parent. But in this particular industry, when you have a lot of money, you just create a will.

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It's like sort of what's done for you by your lawyers and your business managers. So I find this really shocking. I think a lot of people are thinking it's weird because him and Cheryl aren't together. And what about Kate, his fiancee? But I do feel this is appropriate.

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Okay, I can also, we can watch it together. You want to come over on Sunday, Zach and Ben? Like we could literally have the whole family.

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It'll be well taken care of. I don't think this is going to be like shady or anything.

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I also like just because I'm nosy, I do find it interesting. Like what life as a former One Direction member who didn't like go on to do a million other things. Like, you know, I think maybe 31 million of his 32 are from One Direction. And then the other million is like from various things he's done.

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Yes. And I think that like Harry and Niall probably have way more money. But knowing they all walked away from this band with something like this, and he's probably done well for himself, just like investing and like you have people for that to take care of your money. I found that like not to be nosy. I just found it particularly interesting.

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Especially because we've been told that like those X Factor contracts, those Simon Cowell contracts are like predatory.

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And you get no money. But they had such unbelievable success that like I think they eventually.

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You dirty little whores. Welcome back to the Soap. Welcome back to the Soast. I was stuttering because what day is it? Thursday? Thursday. Oh, wow. I mean, well-earned. Ladder half LH. LH levels are high. LH levels are high. We are coming to you live... From a pargy day in New York City and, of course, Florida.

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They would love it. You would love it. Speaking of Zach and Ben, more specifically Ben, huge night last night for the Brunson Boys.

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Oh, by the way, One Direction. No, I'm sorry. You can't compare the two. But what we know about those X Factor contracts, we know from Fifth Harmony. We know from like how terrible their experience was, how little money there was and how much like seriously was being stolen from them. When you think about like they were also a really short like period of time. So many hits.

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Hits like no other. And I think that like the members who aren't actively working like seriously are on the brink of poverty. That's how I feel.

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I wouldn't have thought that. I would have thought that like if they're prudent, they could live off of – they could live well off of the money that like I think Louis Tomlinson, Zayn, and what's the other one? Liam, excuse me. Yeah. I think like none of them went on to do major things in the music industry. And I think they all live very comfortably off of their one direction.

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Not only did they win, and I like, I've been pretty hard on basketball because I'm really into sports. Like I'm very sporty. Basketball is definitely the most boring one. Like it's seriously not a cool sport.

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I'm curious if they still make money. Because I mean, I'm streaming.

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I think they must get like 100 million streams a year. Like, and I guess they have to split it five ways. But there's still people buying merchandise. Like there's still money to be made. And there's so much demand.

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I think that's appropriate.

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No, could have been so much worse. Oh, my God.

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sound of mind yeah she doesn't seem even though like there was a weird element to their relationship she was a judge on his season of x factor and like she was much older and there was like a little bit of a predatory element you grew malish um but let's not go there you know this is a nice story she's 41 how old was leah 32

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And then like a few years before that, like he was 17 on X Factor and she was a judge. Like it's weird.

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Because Lexi went on Vile Files and she was asked about... By the way, I just know that if Brooklyn and Lexi had ended up together, they would all be getting along so well right now.

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And they like are embarrassing themselves. Like they get like a little bit of a shove and they fall on the floor. They call it like a flop or whatever. You make yourself look so dramatically injured so that you get the foul. And it's like, oh, OK, is this Macbeth or basketball?

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I want to say I've actually seen a lot of hate being sent Nick Viles way for his line of questioning on this episode, specifically about Sierra. And I'm sorry, I actually think Nick was like asking the questions that a lot of viewers have been thinking. They're like kind of unpopular. But I am curious about Lexi, the Beckhams, too.

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So I want to say kudos to Nick, actually, even though he's getting a lot of heat.

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No, Lexi's extremely media trained. And you're seeing that in a lot of the interviews that she's doing as it pertains to Jesse and Ciara. Now, in the last couple of days, it has finally gotten to a point.

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That's a little contentious, but I would have expected us to get to this level of contention like a while ago. And I think that's what I was saying before is like so much of what's gone on between Lexi, Jesse and Ciara. Lexi's sort of like done the right thing and the thing we always wish a girl would do. And it's like just blaming the guy. Right. It's like it's Jesse's fault.

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Jesse's the one who has responsibility to the girl. And like Sierra is, you know, they're just sort of like orbiting around each other in the house. It's kind of weird. But recently, through like various questions that she's been asked on different podcasts, but I think also like it's escalated personally, like her and Sierra have had words.

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She's starting to just like be a little bit critical of Sierra. And I think that's also happening next week.

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Yeah. It actually gives me the ick.

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Although there is an argument to be made. It's just like as a girl and as like somebody who's been through like these toxic Bravo men multiple times, like you would have Lexi's back a little bit more. Yeah. And like, just offer, you know, be, be more of a friend than a foe. And like, and she's just sort of like this roadblock in their relationship.

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And, and I actually think last night's episode was a real, like a really bad look for Sierra, especially at the beach. And it's hard because I feel like we, I have never had a critical thing to say about Ciara. When I think of like all of her big scandals, I was riding, not scandals, excuse me, dramas. I ride so hard for her, especially like her versus Danielle. Like I'll never forget that.

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She's been so right in everything. Austin and Lindsay. In the case of Austin Kroll. Wes, like she has been just like, she's kind of had an amazing time on reality TV because she's found herself at the center of the drama and she's always been right, which is very hard to do. I do feel like that's not the case this season. And I don't know how she's going to react to it at the reunion.

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But I think during the filming, she still thinks that she's like, you know, people are going to be agreeing with her.

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And I've seen people, especially just because she really likes she's sort of been the poster girl for like toxic Bravo relationships that you would just expect her to be more supportive of this new girl who's sort of been like left hung out to dry, except for Amanda Batula, which has been very nice to see Amanda sort of step up.

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LeBron is also known. It's a good skill to have. You're getting more points because you're getting the free throws. But when you have to do the art of flip-flopping, it's actually disgusting looking. And so these are big macho men. And I just see that. I'm like, get up. I feel like the single players don't do it.

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No, it's so true. Like, have we learned nothing?

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It's also hard to watch Lexi because... She's very, she has a backbone, but she really likes Jesse. So like to see her, it's kind of like a stereotypical trope, you know, like this guy's terrible to you. You're making it so far, like you're going to get out and then you get back together with him and they walk in the house together.

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It's sort of like a rite of passage for a young girl, especially like a new one on a Bravo show. It was hard to watch. And I do think that next week they officially break up, which is good.

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fireworks in a magnet we're gonna throw that away because like we got off on the wrong foot we're like on a TV show it's a very high-stakes situation like I will give you one more chance to like act right maybe but then watching him sit watching him sit and talk about her mom and her sister whatever you make of like people have criticisms of how close she is with her mom or sister and that they go out to clubs together like if you're if I'm letting you into my family unit we're all like hanging out all the time and you're running like talking shit to your friends about my fucking family like yeah sorry we're done we're

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Yeah. We are done. Yeah. I don't even care what you, if what you said was valid or if, is it weird that my mom went out to a club at four in the morning? I don't give a fuck. Don't come and do not speak about my fucking family to other people.

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No, you want to be seen as a girl's girl. You want to be a mean girl.

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Yeah, and Vile Files asked her, be like, Sierra said that what you said is not true. So how do you respond to that? And she was like, well, I did invite them both to my party. They were together having lunch. I have screenshots of both of those things. But I'm not going to talk about it because Sierra has told me to stop talking about it.

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I know. And I feel like Sierra, like, honestly, it could have been so much worse for Sierra had Lexi placed any blame on on Sierra and Jesse, not just Jesse, but Lexi's like doing the right thing. Girls, girl, yada, yada. And Sierra is like still mad.

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But there's such a weirdness. Like when when Ciara came into the room with Lindsay and Lexi with a martini and Lexi was like, oh, martini. She was like, oh, I like would have made you one. But I didn't know you were up here like that. They hate each other. They hate each other, but they can't.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Nobody wants to be the first to start it because one, it would make Sierra look really bitter and jealous. And two, Lexi, that's not very girl's girl of you. Like it's Jesse who's the one who owes you loyalty.

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One thousand percent. So the rest. Can we quickly talk about soft bar?

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So I found basketball to be like really boring recently, but it was a fabulous game. And what I'm learning is like in the playoffs, so you play like two games at home, two games away, and you're expected to win your home games. So when you lose one, it's like a really big deal. The Celtics now lost both. which is really crazy because they're just like a better team. They're higher ranked.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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So I thought 100% it was edited. Cause like, it was so crazy. I'm like, that's fake. Like it's literally fake. But then later in the night, Amanda was like, by the way, did you get up when Wes was? So they referenced the get up. I'm like, oh, I thought for sure it was spliced together and they were just making her look bad. And I honestly thought it wasn't true.

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And I didn't give it another minute's thought. And then they referenced it. I'm like, oh, she really did get up in the middle of this like really emotional moment where everyone's like talking about their feelings. And obviously Carl has experience with grief and like, it was, yeah. And it was, it was kind of beautiful.

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And unexpected from West.

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No, but even just, like, human decency, even if you still can't move on and you still hate them, they're sitting there crying about their friend who passed away. Like, even if you have mean thoughts, just sit there.

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No, and, like, I get why she hates Jessie. But, like, I can't get a read on what does she want out of all of this, right? Like, does she want a relationship with Jessie? Does she want to be cool with Lexi? Like, she's just kind of, like, being a little all over the place.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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whether Lexi comes back to the show great and if she doesn't I'll never see her again like what do you like what do you care like this whole like attitude of like take it early like we're excuse me this is a show like what do you care and to be clear I think Lexi has had a stellar first season I do think she'll be asked back I think if she doesn't come back it's because she doesn't want to be back yeah not because they didn't ask for her back she was a great cast she's super young she goes out when everybody stays home like all the girls stay home she's one of the few girls that goes out um

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she like crushes it on social. I think she was a great ad. I was actually thinking last night about how for like so many years, summer house could not get arrested when it came to hiring good people, especially men. Um, and over the years, like they've gotten lucky and accrued a couple of good people like page and Sierra.

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So Ben was freaking, I was actually like really into it last night. The Brunson boys were popping the fuck off and it was kind of a thrill. I'm not going to lie. And I was being such an active participant in my husband's life.

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But for the most part, like think of how many people have come through that house. And in the last like two, three years, Jesse West, um,

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lexi they've actually done a great job at bringing in like younger newer talent who do go out and do star stuff because i've seen a lot of people being like i'm so over this jesse and lexi stuff okay sure what else is going on that we need to be talking about so sam and ron like this is what we want to watch no but what else what would the storyline be

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Um, let's just really quickly talk about soft bar, please. Like that conversation was really hard to watch. Like, and for the first time ever, I saw like up until now, everybody's been like, that's so great, Carl. That's so great. That's so great. That's so great. That's so great.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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And for the first time ever, nobody said anything, but you saw it on their faces when he was just explaining the finances of signing a seven year lease for a space that's $10,000 a month that requires almost a million dollars for build out.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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Yes, I told him to go this weekend because you'll be in town to babysit me, even though that was when I thought you were coming a day earlier. So I did prematurely tell Ben he could go. I'll figure it out. But with you in town for the next couple of weeks, and obviously when you come to town, Ben doesn't exist. Right. And it's like, I have my nephews. I have a lot of responsibilities.

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Agreed. Lindsay had a great episode last night. She's so fucking funny.

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I love her. And, like, I think everybody's loving her this season. It's because she's sober. It's such an annoying thing to say. But I feel good about the fact that, like, we've been Lindsay fans now for, like, two years. Like, we were a little bit early. I haven't been a day one Lindsay fan because she used to be really fucking crazy. But I saw the good in her before most people did.

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And I love that she drove out with Paige. Like, she's really having such a great season.

The Toast

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Carl's assessment that Lindsay is still carrying a lot of shame and embarrassment from their breakup a year ago, I actually thought was just, like, a bad analysis. Like, you can harbor any ill will and, like, say mean things about Lindsay Sher, but I actually don't think she feels that way. I thought, like... I mean, obviously, she's so moved on. She's already pregnant and in another relationship.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

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But I actually think her takeaway, even when they were like hashing out the breakup on the reunion, I never thought for one second she felt shame. So one of the things I love about Lindsay is like she's not easily embarrassed.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

4303.183

You know, I'm sure there's anger and like resentment, like you wasted my time and made me look stupid. But I don't think when he identified, he thought he slayed. He was like, I think she's embarrassed.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

4329.927

And I think that's a really fair feeling for her to feel.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

4365.077

That is our Summer House recap. Tomorrow is our last show of the week before Jax comes to town. Jax and Claude is coming to town. We also have Queenie and Weenie. So start ruminating on that. I already have mine unless something major happens today.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

4382.995

The Weenie is flex and it is open to interpretation until I sit down in this chair on Friday morning.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

4405.103

Yeah, she did. She wished him a happy birthday, but it was from the POV of Bambi.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

4410.549

It wasn't from her heart.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

4412.532

It was like, happy birthday, Tommy. Bambi loves you so much. No, I don't.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

4419.773

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

4427.557

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The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

448.59

If you love something, set them free. Mm-hmm. So I told him he could go to the next two games, but he is, you know, every time I look over at his phone, he's either in the Brunson boys chat or on StubHub. It's like, he's like, you have to check every 30 seconds. You never know.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

466.665

So it was a thrill. Although there was the third thing I wanted to talk about a little bit of a dent in our evening because Ben and I did discover, we think we're pretty sure Romeo has cancer.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

485.518

I do think Bruno has cancer, but let me just say that.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

493.021

And I just want to be clear.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

495.222

I just want to be clear. From the first time that Theo started acting weird till the death, like it was over a year. We couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. So it starts out like these little weird things that Bruno was doing. And last night, Romeo was doing. So me and Ben were freaking because this whole Theo thing started. Yeah. He wouldn't jump up on the bed.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

514.99

He was like afraid of our bed. And then he would go and hide in our bathroom. We were like, oh, he's having some behavioral issues. And they thought it was arthritis. It was like a long journey to figure out that he was actually just dying of cancer. Last night, Romeo was like sleeping on the floor. Okay. Like, what are you? No, it's not a dog. Romeo's not a dog.

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Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

533.668

And then he was hiding, hiding in the bathroom. So me and Ben were like, oh, he's cancer. And we said to one another, like, if Romeo has cancer, we are never getting a dog, like, ever again. Because it would be so, right? Like, it would be, it's us. Like, we're killing these dogs. Like, what is it?

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

566.681

No. So TBD on if his actual prognosis is cancer, but like, I'm telling you, I'm sniffing some things out and it's giving cancer.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

579.148

Okay. I would love to hear them.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

58.619

Pargy day per use. I have so many things I need to talk about this morning.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

588.134

You're a Romeo conspiracy theorist is what you're saying.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

593.097

Oh, you think it's the elements? You think New York city is making him sick? Well, that wouldn't explain Bruno's cancer. If we don't laugh, we'll cry.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

607.487

No. Okay, that's what I said to Ben last night. That's so funny that you said that. Because I was like, what is it with these dogs that we get? They all have cancer. And Ben was like, yeah, but we also get the most special dogs. I'm like, it's so true. Magnolia is going to live forever. Yeah. Which was mean, but.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

630.099

No, and you know what? Magnolia will live forever.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

639.886

Yeah. So that's what's going on in my home. What's going on in yours?

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

654.562

Good, because it's the one you got.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

66.366

Well, now that Dear Toasters is behind us and we do have Summer House recap, which the TV recap obviously is going to go off without a hitch. Don't worry. I do feel a little bit more relaxed than yesterday. I also think we satiated. I don't know if you saw the commenters like they put down their pitchforks.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

662.367

I do wonder who buys those magazines.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

666.99

And they're not like typical magazines. It's not like People and OK.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

673.134

But then there are also like celebrity ones too.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

695.447

Oh, speaking of Pasta Fajol, somebody I like didn't even talk about, but two nights ago me and Ben started The Sopranos.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

701.792

Yeah, I know. I just like, I'm in this ever since Paul American ended and after Desperate Housewives, we've just kind of been untethered.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

708.478

And I know that this era of my life coming up, I need a big chunky show.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

714.663

I know what you're going to say. Love Island?

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

732.363

Well, I kind of, like, want to go into labor, but, like, I also don't.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

749.207

Yes. But that doesn't solve my current issue, which is, like, I need a big, chunky show to sink my teeth into for the next, like, month. I thought The Sopranos would do it. And we're actually enjoying it. It's just moving very, like, tell me how I'm on episode two. I've been watching it for three days. Like...

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

765.473

No, it doesn't feel like it's going to help me.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

770.617

Sure, sure. Yeah. Let's go with that.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

774.781

And then I went to the doctor yesterday and I had lots of questions about my mucus plug. He says it's possible that I've already lost it, but he knows that I'm on the lookout for it.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

786.351

I haven't, except like sometimes when I pee in the night, like I don't like study the bowl and maybe I flushed it.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

793.096

I don't think I did either. There was like the incident like a week or two ago. How many weeks ago was that? Two or three?

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

80.211

No, no. The DTQ put down their pitchforks and the people who do not like your pick those pitchforks right back up. Do you have something to say to your haters?

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

802.243

Where I actually called you with my toilet paper and of course sent a photo to Dr. Fox. He said that could have been it.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

808.327

He also said it could still be coming.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

817.217

Like, do you get to keep it? Oh, can they fish it out for me? Like, when will it come out? Right, if I do end up getting the C-section. I didn't ask that.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

830.83

It is something that we need to know. But I'm not living my life like I'm getting a C-section. You know what I mean?

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

836.147

Yeah, it's all very much up in the air right now.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

843.95

What else can I tell you? You seem so interested in everything that's going on in my life. There's so much going on.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

853.034

I'm so glad you asked, actually.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

859.215

I'm so glad you asked. I've hit a new low, obviously, in looking for maternity wares that won't break the bank. These clothes are disposable because I sweat in them.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

871.239

Correct. I'll give you three guesses. You're never going to guess.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

880.541

I bought it on my phone.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

890.36

You're getting further away.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

892.901

No. Okay, I'll tell you.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

898.364

No, you weren't. The TikTok shop. It came up and I was like, okay, I'm going to buy this romper. And I bought two. Now, not that making maternity clothes in size is small through large. Like, that's fucking crazy.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

914.751

I'm sorry. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with a small.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

917.172

I'm saying. Where XL I need 4X now like especially this supposed to be like oversized. I thank God not to brag like I did fit into the large.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

928.201

It doesn't. But thank you. Yeah, I bought something on the TikTok shop and honestly 10 out of 10 experience. This is actually the second thing I bought on the TikTok shop.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

939.761

No, that was Instagram Reels. I bought a t-shirt with Charlie from Twilight on it. It was, you know, those like old school like band t-shirts.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

950.703

Yeah, I bought it for our mom because she's obsessed with Charlie from Twilight.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

955.846

So that's actually my, it's my second purchase. I didn't want to be dishonest.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

960.389

I'm two for two. Sweet. Even though I don't want to engage with the TikTok shop because I don't want TikTok to like think that it's working.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

969.115

They keep pushing the TikTok shop on us.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

985.864

I feel like we've all collectively given up on trying to get Jackie to read.

The Toast

Kimothée Debut: Thursday, May 8th, 2025

992.727

Their national security issues?

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

0.389

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy, what is it, Thursday? Thursday. It should be a Friday, you guys. It's meant to be a Friday. It's enough, is what it is. It's a glitch in the matrix. I was getting ready this morning. I'm like, it's giving Friday. Getting down on Friday. However, it's Thursday. Make it make sense. Literally things I can't do. That.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1011.105

The other exciting Hill House news to share is that several of the toasters on staff have convinced the bosses to take our discount code from 15 to 20%. So it's really significant. Use our code TOAST20 for up to 20% off your order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com. Our code is TOAST20, that's T-O-A-S-T-2-0. Again, that's code TOAST20 for 20% off your order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1033.113

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1056.263

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1072.296

And Bowling Branch has been a cornerstone, a ten-pole of our sleeping habits for the last how many years? Since my first apartment. Yeah. I love Hill House Home. Jackie and I both have the signature... Excuse me. I love Bowling Branch. I mean, I do also love Hill House Home. Jax and I both have the signature hem sheets. My bed at Jackie's house has the same sheets that I have at home.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1093.98

They really do get better with every wash. And I had the same pair of... call it a pair of sheets, set of sheets for many, many years. I only recently got new ones because I wanted to change up the color. They're still in fantastic shape and I use them in my guest room now. They get better with every wash. They're really buttery, soft, and they're also very temperature controlled.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1108.488

Like I'm a very warm sleeper, even if it's freezing. I literally sleep in like 60 degrees. I still can get hot. And so having sheets that are really breathable that will regulate my temperature is a non-negotiable for me. And that's why I really never went back after switching to bowl and branch. Obviously, it's a great gift, too. They have great bed accessories.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1124.218

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The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1144.553

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1160.671

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1178.374

But also they offer all-in pricing. So you can toggle this feature to show you the total upfront with no surprise fees at checkout. I think a lot of us have been through great wars buying tickets. By the time you get to the very end, your price has doubled because of all these hidden fees. Well, not with the all-in pricing feature. You also are gonna get seat views.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1193.383

So they're gonna show you a panoramic view from your seat in the app before you buy. They offer the lowest price guarantee or they will credit you 110% of the difference. And the GameTime ticket coverage, your purchase is covered with the most flexible customer service policy in the ticketing industry so you can feel good knowing that you're protected.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1209.351

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The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

122.393

What is it? Oh my God, I don't know. Are you a smoker? No, I feel like that comment jinxed me.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1223.578

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The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1235.029

You're welcome. You are welcome. I think you mean, you're welcome. I think I mean, thanks, turt time. Yeah, I think that's what you meant. Our first story, someone who's making news despite the election cycle because she's got a job to do, is Miss Ari Stelm. So Ariana Grande went on Las Culturistas podcast, which is hosted by Bowen Yang and the other guy? His friend, Matt Rogers. Matt Rogers.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1265.299

It's a huge podcast. And I was actually wondering, like, she is doing so much. She's doing all the press for Wicked. Like, no... stop is too small for the queen. And I was like, oh, she'll probably do some podcasts. And this actually is a perfect, makes perfect sense for her because Bowen is her close friend. It's a super popular podcast.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1281.712

So it's not like she's just going on some like niche random podcast so she doesn't have to get asked hard questions. Yeah, no, it's like, it's appropriate.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1287.696

It's acceptable. It's safe for her because he's such a ride or die friend. He is the one who was like started the whole thing about like telling people to shut up that the rumors about- trust sorry, the rumors about the infidelity are so not true. He's like, I can't say what happened, but like, just know what you all think is a lie. And she doesn't speak on it.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

130.416

Yeah, can you get rid of it though? How? Cough, drink, I don't know, snort. Do what you need to do. Are you sick?

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1305.11

And she lets people tell lies on her name. Like he was so fiercely defending her. So obviously she needs to repay the gratitude by going on his podcast.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1312.133

Yeah, so it makes a good deal of sense. And she's talking about her music, her Wicked, what's next for her. It's a long-ranging interview, so check it out. But she made a couple of headlines talking about her plans for the next 10 years of her career. She said the next 10 years of her career will scare the absolute shit out of her fans.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1334.679

Yeah, because I feel like Ari is not in the mood to be a pop star like for a little bit. She's taking the Lady Gaga Express.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1340.966

So this is what she said. I'm going to say something so scary. It's going to scare the absolute shit out of my fans and everyone. I love them and they will deal and we will be here forever. I'm always going to make music. I'm always going to go on stage. I'm always going to do pop stuff. I pinky promise.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1353.158

but I don't think doing it at the rate that I've been doing it for the past 10 years is where I see the next 10 years. Well, that makes sense. Cause the rate she was doing it was nutty, but here's what she said. And this makes a lot of sense. She said, I think I love acting. I love musical theater, reconnecting with this part of myself who started in musical theater and who loves comedy.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1369.029

And it heals me to do that. Finding roles to use these parts of myself and put them in little homes and characters and bits and voices and songs. Um,

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1377.354

so she said it really does feed me in a different way than songwriting I'm writing about my own pain because it's just like constantly reliving that one thing you wrote the song about so I think she's really got the musical theater bug again because of wicked and I think like we're gonna see Ari sat on Broadway for a while yeah um and you can feel that too and I I do appreciate that she's being honest about like bus club another club bus album tour like that life is horrible and

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1401.884

She in particular really struggled with it. Like there was a time where every story on the toast was like her breaking down and crying on stage and it clearly wasn't good for her and she was doing too much. So the fact that she's able to recognize that and then find something that she really loves that does feel like her fans will get fed and they can have music and

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

141.24

No. Okay. No. There's always, like, a low-grade sickness going around. Am I right, kids? I mean, are you sick? In the head. No, like, there's a cough in my house. Like, I haven't been coughing. Anyways, frog, be gone. Hopefully that works.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1416.921

I can, this feels like she's telling the truth. And I could have guessed this. And even when we were talking about Grammy nominations and stuff, I don't think she cares. I think she's a little moved on from it.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1427.905

And this is how she started. Before she was even on Nickelodeon, she was- 13 The Musical.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1432.566

That's how she got her start.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1433.286

13 The Musical on Broadway. Also where I got my start. And then she went on to do Victorious, which was musical theater. Yep. Singing, acting, comedy. Mm-hmm. Feet. Lots of them. Lots of feet.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1446.431

So this, to me, is congruous with who she is, and I can see why it's so much more attractive to her at the moment when her personal life has been picked apart, so she's not really feeling like she wants to, like, give her heart away.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1457.558

She also talked about her album positions and the reception to it and how when the album came out and the first singles came out, she felt that the reception was kind of, like, lukewarm and people, like...

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1469.105

weren't loving it and so she pulled back some of the promo she had planned to do I think it was even like a music video for POV she didn't release it um and I feel like now she said in hindsight now people love that album and like they're like that's the best thing you'll ever do but like at the time she put it out and she kind of felt like people are like oh thanks no thanks yeah yeah so I think that must be like such a shitty feeling but and it did kind of happen with Yes And people were like what is this

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1494.144

But it didn't happen with Eternal Sunshine, I don't think.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1496.865

No, no, I don't think it happened with Eternal Sunshine either. But I also. But Yes And is from Eternal Sunshine. Yeah, it was the first thing she did after being kind of offline for a while. Yeah. And then everyone was like, this is what, and the music video.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1507.927

Now, my only concern is that she's, and we've known this about Ariana, even before she got cast in Wicked, she had been talking for years about how Glinda was the dream role. It would be the best thing that ever happened to her. If they ever made it into a movie, she would do anything in her power to get that role.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1523.073

And so I only worry that, like, she's having this musical theater renaissance because this role is so important to her. And, like, she won't feel this way if she gets cast as, like, the greatest showman on Broadway. Do you know what I mean? Yes, but I think there are probably other roles she could feel this way about.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1535.421

Yeah. But are they being made into movies or revivals on Broadway? Well, think about what's on Broadway. Should she be Fanny Bryce? No.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1546.048

No. She shouldn't. There are roles that are clearly carved out for Ariana. Like when she did Hairspray Live and she was Penny.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1556.009

That's obviously a role. Same with Alphaba. No, not Alphaba. Excuse me, Glinda.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

156.627

We cast a spell on the frog.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1560.173

Legally Blonde on Broadway. She could do. But then there are also probably Broadway shows similar to what Nicole Scherzinger's doing that are new and buzzy and she wants to get into the scripts. Yeah, maybe she wants to have a Dear Evan Hansen moment. Go have fun with that.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1576.212

Yeah. Even though I feel like she loves living in it.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

1578.453

And maybe they're casting for SpongeBob on Broadway. Maybe. Maybe she could do it with Ethan. She could be Sandy. Do you think this is his influence? Like, because he's a Broadway theater kid, and, like, you become, like, the guy that you're dating. No, but it's also, like, she's from that world, but it is, like, a little bit like a cult.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

158.749

If I'll just finish my birthday. Thank you, Olivia, for cooking, even though Brian Gate threatened to come between us once again.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Like, you start hanging out with theater kids, and all your whole life is theater, theater, theater, theater, theater.

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I think it's actually, like, probably also that. Definitely Wicked, this is who Ari is, but, like, her man is a musical theater guy, and, like, you do pick up hobbies of your man. Look at Claudia. She's golfing. It's so true.

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Your partner, like, should, in a healthy relationship, like, influence your choices and, like, how you spend your time. Like, I mean, Ben is always doing things that I like. Right. And he secretly likes them too. So I think that's also made her realize that she wants to do more of it. Yeah, I like this journey for Ari. It feels very authentic. Like she's not forcing this.

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And I think from a, it's hard to stand out, especially like in, If I was a pop star in this day and age, and it's just Taylor this, Taylor this, Taylor this, Taylor that, I don't know if I would want to try so hard either. So I actually think it's a good move for Ariana, because it does really separate you. Movies are so elevated, very Lady Gaga.

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By the way, Olivia texted us yesterday. She was like, did you guys talk about me on the toast today? And we were like, yeah, Brian, which we gave you a warning about. And then she was like, and did you talk about me something with gum? And we were like, yeah, we told the 25 Packs of Gum.

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When we think of the pop girls, of course Lady Gaga is one of them, but she's so elevated. She goes to Cannes Film. She really has done an amazing job of putting herself in another stratosphere as an artist and a...

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an actress and and I think that Ariana Grande is taking the Lady Gaga route and I think it's smart I also think if Wicked has the success that it probably will have that she'll be able to write her own ticket and like go to studios and say let's make this right into a movie starring me and they're gonna really want to do that yeah Is Legally Blonde the musical being made into a movie?

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We report some of these stories like this. I can't keep them apart. Legally Blonde 3 or 4 or whatever. Prequel. The L Prime show is coming. Okay. Well, I'm looking forward to Wicked again. I guess I have to say that every time we talk about the promo. Did I tell you about my tickets? You did. Tickets, tickets, tickets.

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Yeah, exactly. By the way, that's just another example of us never letting go of anything. Tickets, tickets, tickets. Do you know what that's from?

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What do you mean? It's not from anything. It's that thing in Times Square. What thing in Times Square? By the way, tickets, tickets, tickets is that thing in Times Square. It's like a red booth that you can go up to and like get last minute really cheap Broadway tickets. And it's T-K-T-S period T-K-T-S period T-K-T-S. Tickets, tickets, tickets.

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That's not why I say it. You want to know why I say it?

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Okay, but I just want to let you know it is why you say it because whoever told it to you told it from the Times Square thing.

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Maybe 10 years ago, Margo posted on her Snapchat. She was in Times Square. Wow, you really fucking forget nothing. She took a selfie and she put on like the sticker of like Times Square and then she captioned it. Tickets, tickets, tickets. She did? She had to find it. I think I have it because I thought it was so funny. And then I started saying tickets. She was obviously in Times Square.

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She said, did you talk badly about me the other day? No, actually, we didn't. But because she listened to yesterday and when I said... something about Olivia, you were like, oh, did she hear what we said? And it just like sounded bad, but it wasn't.

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Yeah, so maybe she did it first because... Of the booth. Do you not know about the booth? No, I guess not. It's like this little hut in Times Square. Let me just text Margo quickly and say... Do you have a screenshot of tickets?

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I need to like now start when I say something and I know it's like something from an old inside joke. Like I'm going to start sharing the stories because everyone really likes it.

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And like it seriously cracks me up. It cracks me up too. It's also like a window into your mind. Like when you were like, do you know what tickets, tickets, tickets is from? Yeah, it's like a New York institution. It's just like a word three times. But it's actually like a deep family lore for you. Yeah. No, I thought it was like peak comedy from Margot. Got it. I mean, it was in her own way.

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It was. Okay. Next story. This story also cracked me up. Okay. Luke Combs says he wanted to crawl into a hole after Tracy Chapman pointed out his fast car cover mistake. So during the middle of a recent concert, he recalls a particular mistake that still follows him.

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In a TikTok from the concert, he can be heard telling the crowd that one conversation with Tracy Chapman led him to realize he incorrectly sang the lyric on the record, on the recorded version of Fast Car. He said, still gotta make a decision instead of we gotta make a decision. Okay, that's not a big deal. He did the wrong word.

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So that was the first time that I knew I recorded the song incorrectly. It was her telling me that because I remember when she said that, I wanted to crawl into a hole. He said, luckily, she was awesome about it. And I think about it every single time that I sing the song. And I will think about it every single time I sing this. Is he saying the right word or the wrong word?

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Well, so last night he sang the word... He tried to sing the right word. But he said every single time he performs the song, he thinks about the fact that he recorded one word wrong.

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And every time he sings a song, you think about the fact that he uses she, her pronouns in the song.

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Right, which also cracks me up. But also this story is even funnier because he didn't change those pronouns because he didn't want to change- He didn't want to change- a hair on the head of the song. It turns out he actually changed a word in the recording. So he should have just done, check out boy.

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But she was like completely unfamiliar with 25 Packs of Gum. She's like, what are you guys talking about? Like she doesn't even know the lore. I feel like she's blocked it out, honestly, because we talk about it all the time.

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It's not the one that he should have. If you listen to the song, the original song is written by a woman. So he just sang it exactly as it sounds. And he's referring to himself like in every chorus as working in the market as a checkout girl. And Jackie thought it was so funny. Like it just cracks me up every time. every time I hear it. And it speaks to Luke's integrity.

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This is like a very famous song that needs to be protected. He didn't want to change anything about it. Meanwhile, he's fucking it up over there.

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And it just makes me laugh to think about every single time. He performs this song every night all over the world, and he'll always think about that. And that is just fucking real.

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That is real. At least it's not, like, super detrimental. Still got to make a decision. We got to make a decision is really the same message. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's just, like, even Luke Combs has worries. Yeah, but when you think about how many people, like, work on a song and, like, it's just really crazy. Yeah. That it was... That it got published incorrectly.

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When they knew they weren't changing anything. Right. I feel like that does not happen a lot. Right. Leave tonight or let it die this way.

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Still gotta make a decision. That's literally you and your Tesla. That is me and my Tesla. And we have been having a fantastic time. I'm really like at a crossroads with my Tesla.

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My lease is almost up. And I just like, I have no problems with my, I love my car. Like I know I'm supposed to get a new one. I wish I bought this one. Then I wouldn't have to like have change.

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There's no sense in looking back.

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And then there's like this person on my shoulder, like that's just whispering, like get a cyber truck. And who's that person? You. Yeah. And like, I seriously, like, I really might. Bitch, I might. Listen, test her. Test her? Try her. She'll do it. Because I was like, I already tested.

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Yeah, I think so too. But the Brian lore, like that's probably the strongest.

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Yeah, and I used the wrong word. Sorry.

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Can we actually just move on? Like, I fucked up the whole joke. Anyways, like, I haven't made a decision on my car. And now that I got my dent out. You still got to make a decision. Now that I got my dent out and I took off that sticker that was on there for two years. Like, it's a brand new car. Why do I need a new car?

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No, every time, and it's only happened three times. Every time I get a car washed, like a real car wash where they vacuum the inside. Oh my God, like you should see me, well, I'm in the passenger seat, like cruising down. I'm like, who should we pick up? Anybody need a ride? There is something so special.

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And actually sometimes on TikTok fall into like ASMR videos of car detailers who do like really, really detailed cleanings. And just like you watch it. There is something so special about like a true car wash. Not just like, you know, suds on the outside. I don't even care about the outside, the inside. Like the vacuum of the floor and like the screen being like Windexed. It's so special.

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Brian. Brian. And by the way, you guys, Jackie, stay asleep. Stay asleep, stay asleep. There is a second half of this joke that came after the fact that we would make fun of Olivia incessantly. We needed to wake the person up.

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Interesting. I have something crazy to say. You've never gotten a car wash? I've never gotten a car wash. I know Olivia took my car to get washed once because she was driving it a lot and she just wanted to do something special for me. But I've not experienced a car wash. I don't know if that's like weird.

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Like when you use that car to drive around your kids and I feel like back seats, like there's always like Cheerios all over the floor.

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I don't give them Cheerios in the car. Sometimes like if they- Sounds like a choking hazard. It is a choking hazard, but sometimes they might be having something that's got a little crumb, but I clean it out. Like I clean my car. It would be, I'm sure if I got a car wash, like there's stuff in there, but like, I don't know. It doesn't seem like it's reached that level of critical necessity. Hmm.

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But you make it sound desirable. I've got a big screen.

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I've got fingerprints. You should, by the way, fuck shit up. Adult, it's your birthday.

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Get a car wash. But not like a drive-thru one. No, no. And so what do you do when your car's being washed?

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You sit in the lobby? Oh, that's a good question. Ben is usually the one who does it. In the city, you just walk and go get a snack.

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Right, right. I think also in the suburbs, people come to you to do your car. There are mobile services. Actually, I do have someone's information. Okay, maybe I'll do that. But I don't want to fall even more in love with my car when I have to give it back. Okay, just think about it. Our next story, a little more country music news. What number? Three. Oh, great.

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The CMA Awards are announcing some performers that are sure to get everyone excited. Well, that remains to be seen.

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Post Malone. I'm excited. Shaboosie. Shaboosie.

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Shaboosie. Teddy Swims. You know what? We don't talk about Teddy Swims. We don't talk about Teddy Swims.

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I lose control. What was Teddy Swims doing recently where I saw him? You were with Teddy Swims? No, like on TV.

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Because she would always be like, in defense of this story, she would always be like, I don't even like Brian. I don't even like the Backstreet Boys. I always liked NSYNC. You can't be right for that. Right, so we said, okay, you liked NSYNC. Ready?

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He's always doing stuff. And I think as a person, I think a lot of celebrities really like him because he's always getting invited places, collabing with people. Oh, he did a Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Oki duet. Maybe that's what you saw.

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No, I was watching one of the award shows and like every... 30 minutes, they'd cut to Teddy Swims performing somewhere.

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He's really talented. And if you need someone for a collab who can just carry their own weight and sing, he is getting tapped a lot. And that song is really good. When you're not next to me. And he doesn't sound like anybody out there right now. Like he's a very unique sound.

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I think the election, like it wasn't meant to be on Tuesday. Like it's more of a latter half sort of thing.

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So it sounds like you're excited about him performing. Although would you consider him country? No. So they are intentionally like crossing over due to all the crossover success of the year. Like Post Malone is performing with Chris Stapleton, their song California Sober. Other big names that will be performing, of course, Lainey Wilson. Because where is she not performing?

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Including the Victoria's Secret fashion show.

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I, lol, she wasn't there. I listened to Laini Wilson, actually, this morning, getting ready. That song, hang tight, honey, I'm a wallow running down a dream of a long lost highway. Like, that shit's so good. And not me, like, always, like, speaking on Laini Wilson's name, not in, like, a positive, always in a positive way, but not in, like, a high. A glowingly positive way.

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Let me tell you, that bitch can sing. That bitch can write a song. Like, she's so good. Like, try, listen to Long Lost Highway and try not, like, going to the gym.

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Brian. J.C. Shazay. So Ryan would put her to sleep and JC would wake her up. Kind of a dream.

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Like, it's just, like, a very pump-up song. I'm gonna really spend some time trying to get into Lainey Wilson because there's, like, really no reason for me not to be into her. Kind of, like, not to compare the two, but kind of it was reminding me of Zach Bryan. Like, something that's just, like, passing me by. I know I would like it. I just, like... Huge phenomenon. I'm not in it. And...

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I don't know why Spotify is not like trying to get me in.

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And let me tell you something. Lainey Wilson, she gets accused a lot of being an industry plant. And I definitely think she has, you know, planty vibes within the country community. She's got roots. She's got roots. But in like the real world, I don't feel like her music ever gets pushed on me, like on the radio or on Spotify.

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Like she really has this very grassroots following and she's super, super talented. And her music is very good. Listen to Hang Tight, Honey. You will love it. But on my to-do list. No, and the song, it's like the Taylor Swift thing. The song that you know, that you've heard, it's like her worst song. Watermelon moon shine. It's just everywhere. And it's like, enough.

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If you knew her other songs, they're not the same. I'm cracking up. I don't even know that song that sounds like that. You know this one. I've got a heart like a truck.

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And it's, like, not even a good song. Meanwhile, it's her biggest, baddest song. It's everywhere all at once. And, like, that's what people think of when they think of Laney Wilson. That's why when she wins, like, Entertainer of the Year, you're like, excuse me? Excuse me, Watermelon Moonshine. And then that other song, Grease. You need to listen to Grease and Hang Tight, Honey.

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okay if i can stop listening to patterns by kelson ballerini i was listening to patterns and then this morning i went back to um sabrina carpenter short and sweet because i listened to it like too much for like two weeks and then i was like i kind of hate this album then i took a break and now i came back and it's so good it's so good it comes up like one every three songs i'm always listening to some like playlist for me on spotify and they just you know every time i'm ready to change the playlist it's like

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That is a 90s girl's dream. I'm so glad you had a great birthday. I'm so sad I couldn't be there with you. What did you make of your gift? Now let's rank everybody's gifts. Mine was obviously first. I got Jackie a wallet.

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Who knows? I might let you make me Juno. Juno. I just, I love my Sabrina. I can't tell you guys that enough. We know. And thank you. We can't hear her enough. It's just, it's so rare for me. What happened with Sabrina never happens to a girl like me. It's so true. Like, you're kind of having with Sabrina what, like, a lot of the world had with Chapel.

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No, where it's like, so many of the artists that I love, not like the huge ones, but like people that I really just invest in, like they do fine, but like to have this global takeover of like someone that I've always been really for, it never happens for me.

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Like you very much operate in like the Gavin DeGraw type of... Instead, Little Mix splits up and they never fully conquered the US.

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And by the way, if you are a pop star...

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aspiring pop star or a current pop star and you want long-term success like just make sure Jackie doesn't like your music like that's why I know Chapel Road is going to be huge because like Jackie is not participating but if Jackie like rides or dies for you with the exception of Sabrina Carpenter like it's pretty much like a curse to your career yes except I just want to say Sabrina broke the spell yes do you think she's the exception or that like the spell has been broken

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We'll have to wait and see. It remains to be seen. It's too soon to call. Yeah. Much like Arizona. It's too early to call. It's too soon to call. Anyways, other performers that are not crossover, Turks Bentley, Thomas Rhett, Ashley McBride, Luke Bryan. See you at the CMAs on November 20th. Thank you for announcing this today. I don't know what else to tell you.

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That's pretty soon, November 20th. Yeah, that'll be fun. Love having somebody to watch. I'm in my cable era. Have I told you that? I've been watching Jeopardy every single night. Now when I open my TV, my go-to app, it's not a Netflix, it's not a Maxx, It's my YouTube TV. I'm just like, what are people watching with commercials? And you know what?

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She got me a beautiful bag. And it's like, I'll never like show like, oh, this is what everyone got me. But there'll be signs. There'll be signs like in how much she wears it. So Adam. No, no, no. Like you'll see. You'll see the newness coming through. We're going out to dinner tonight, actually. Not to like. We're really gonna miss you, but it's just like girls night. Sisters.

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As somebody who needs to be stimulated on my phone whilst watching. You actually need a commercial break. I need a commercial break so I can scroll TikTok. Actually, I think that Gen Z is sleeping on the traditional cable model. It's so funny.

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It has built-in breaks. What's old is new again. That's really funny. And I've been watching The Voice. And every time there's a made-for-TV special, and with the holidays coming up, you know there's going to be so many. This is my time. Yeah, that's really, really funny. Yeah.

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I'm telling you, if you too are like somebody who cannot watch something without ending up on your phone and like missing the entire program, check out cable. Highly recommend this new thing called cable. Live TV. It's huge. Are you ready for our next story, our fourth? If it's the fourth that's brought to you by Roback. It is. The best way to describe Roback is best fit, best feel.

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They recently launched a new women's line. It's comfortable. It's fabulous. And if you like being comfortable while also still looking cute and you can go out and about and run into like a coworker and not feel embarrassed, then Roback is definitely for you. Especially with the weather getting cooler, we have been living in their fleece.

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It has this very cute cropped loose fit, and it's a perfect fleece fabric to keep you warm. I've been wearing it every time I walk Romeo or just like running outside for a little snack. Roback also just released their new Clarity jogger and half-zip hoodie sets, and we are obsessed. It's made from a really nice cotton polyester blend, so it's both breathable and soft.

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The half-zip hoodie is cropped, and the joggers have a very cute mid-rise fit. Really become a go-to layering piece for before and after workouts or just, you know, being on the move. And Roback's OG Swift crewnecks, tempo hoodie, jogger sets are the best, softest pieces of clothing that we own. Whenever we just want to be comfortable, we wear these because they're not ugly.

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They're not like restricting. They're just super comfortable. And I feel like sets like crewneck sets, jogger sets have become a apparel category of their own these days. And like Roback is really doing it very well. And I think a lot of people don't know about Roback men's. It's hard for a man to like wear comfy cozies without looking like a slob. But it's like, ew, get a job, right?

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Sisters who are here. We're going to dinner tonight and I think I'm gonna try and wear your bag.

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It's so true. Like it should be on Thursdays that we find out Friday and then we can all just sort of like sit with the results and then reset by Monday. Agreed. Yeah.

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Yes. By heart is an infant formula company that's on a mission to make the best formula in the world. So why don't more infant formula brands use the latest breast milk science? Why don't more infant formula brands use organic grass fed whole milk instead of skim? Why don't more use certified clean ingredients? These are great questions. And by heart wondered the same thing.

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Yeah, so it's like a clutch wallet. So it could be used as a wallet. You could throw it in your big bag or you could wear it on the night as like, yeah, it's pretty sick. And so would you say it's the best gift from the sisters? I would. That's not right. Why? Why is that not right? Because we don't play favorites. It's not favorites, it's just a ranking of gifts. We never do that.

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By Heart is an infant formula company that's obsessed with nutrition. Its next generation gentle recipe was designed to deliver clean ingredients, high quality nutrition, and proven benefits all in one formula. So yes, By Heart is on a mission to make the best formula in the world using the latest breast milk science and created with clinically proven, easy to digest infant formula.

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It's made with organic, grass-fed, whole milk certified clean ingredients and features a patented protein blend that gets closest to breast milk. So in all facets of my life, getting organic products, grass-fed dairy products, whole milk, certified clean ingredients is so important for my family so that there is an infant formula company who is prioritizing this as well is so major.

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And if you are curious about By Heart, Buy Heart is available in Target stores nationwide. Check them out in store today. Or you can find Buy Heart at buyheart.com. Redeem your welcome offer, 20% off orders of $100 or more at buyheart.com slash podcast with code thetoast20 for a limited time. So that's B-Y-H-E-A-R-T. Additional terms and conditions apply. Code thetoast20.

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Thank you, Jacqueline Follet. I think you mean thanks the Jacks 20. No, that's not what I meant, actually. I think that's what you meant.

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Our next story is a little more major music news. M, M, N. Dave Portnoy is revealing a major twist in the rap battle against Zach Bryan. So Dave Portnoy's war of words with Zach Bryan is just getting started. Dave said there was more to come after his diss track about Bryan was taken down due to copyright issues on Wednesday.

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I had a feeling when I saw it at the very end, when they're singing How Lucky Are We, like that was a direct infringement.

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So the reason why it's taken down, they're saying not to protect Warner Brothers artist Zach Bryan, but because Josh Richards is signed with Warner Brothers, and he's put out this piece of music, but they essentially own him, and they've taken it down due to that. Now it's also just coincidental that Zach Bryan is... signed with Warner Brothers. Okay, wait, Warner Brothers? Sorry, Warner Music.

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I'm sorry. Josh Richards has a record deal? Josh Richards is signed with the label and Dave said they essentially own him. So that is the reason why it's down officially.

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The thing is, you can be down officially from the official YouTube, but the video's everywhere. I saw it on Twitter, on TikTok. So it exists. I didn't even watch Dave's whole video. I just knew that they had actually infringed on copyright in the how lucky are we part. So I thought for sure that that was a legitimate takedown. So this is what Dave said.

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Fine, you think that's just it? You think we were gonna just put smallest man away? I will write 10,000 diss tracks. I will go die in the booth. I will put the headsets on and come back spitting bars twice as hot. Maybe we do Dave's version. I hear Brie may get in the booth and do her version. We will figure this shit out.

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It may take 24 hours, but the more Warner Music Group acts like little fucking pussies and Zach Bryan little fucking pussies, the more they worry about this shit, the worse it's gonna get. You're in the mud. You got mad. I'm gonna have to get in the booth. I thought it was going to be one and done. I don't care. I'll keep spitting. So now he's raging. I'm cracking up.

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Yeah, no, now he's officially activated.

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Now he's mad. Which is almost worse. Seriously, if I ever find myself on Dave Portnoy's list of people he hates, actually, I'm leaving the country. I don't want that. I don't want the smoke. I can't handle it. Please, just no. I don't want it. Now, Warner Music, like this reason, Josh Richards, like, sure, sure. I imagine Zach Bryan had something to do with it.

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Okay, I could do it. Like, let me see what everybody got me last year and I'll rank them. Okay, go. You got me that bag. What did Margo get me? Oh, something I returned. Okay, so you won because you got me something that I loved, Margo got me something that I returned, and Olivia got me something that I never wore, so... Okay.

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Like they really, I could see him like not caring to a certain extent, but like the things that were said were pretty major allegations, especially about the STDs. That's sort of a rumor that sticks for life. So I... Imagine he had something to do with this as well.

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And I'm so sad for this podcast. Brianna posted on Instagram yesterday, like, just recorded, like, my first episode. Like, don't think I've ever been so vulnerable on a podcast in my life. Like, I'm actually shaking. It'll be out tomorrow. And I'm sure she's referring to BFFs. Yeah, like, the way I'm sad with popcorn, I'm going to watch it live.

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I think I will, too. Full recap tomorrow. But now I feel like this is becoming an even bigger thing. Even though I felt yesterday, like, that music video was, like, a big thing. Like, I don't know why. It was huge. To me, it was a huge deal. they left no crumbs, you know, as the kids say. As the kids would say, they ate. And now that they've taken it down, I'm sure they worked really hard on that.

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It was kind of a big budget production.

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It was. And now they've made Dave like really angry. So I think there's going to be more. I mean, he said Brie might get in the booth.

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Ms. Chicken Fry on the ones and twos. Ms. Fry herself.

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Oh, also, I discovered why they call her Brianna Chicken Fry. And, like, it does make me hate her. Like, when she was in high school or whatever, she got made fun of for, like, having legs that were so skinny. They looked like chicken fries. Like, okay, then, like, they called me drumstick. Like, I can't. Like, that's so sad.

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And, you know, she took her power back by making it her famous person name, Brianna Chicken Fry. We love that. But, like, okay, so me and this person have nothing in common.

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yeah yeah it's hard to relate but it's hard to relate and uh that was definitely like you know hard to hear that it's like a nickname for being too skinny yeah classic actually not not classic for me at all I know I did see that too and I'm moving because we just chose to ignore it yeah but I do like calling her Brianna chicken fry so I'm grateful for that What else would you call her?

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It's so true. I mean, I guess that maybe is how my family feels. Like, I did away with Ashtray, and I'm the Lou family now.

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Oh my God. When I was picking you up from the airport and I wanted to make you a sign, I put this in the vlog. I almost wrote Mrs. Lou, but I just like, I didn't want, I didn't want to go too niche. So I wrote Turney.

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And I might not like, I mean, I know you, but if I just saw the sign, I wouldn't like immediately recognize like, oh, that car is for me. Turney, I would.

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Well, actually, all my sisters got me really beautiful things. Of course, like Claudia's bag is just the tits. But everyone actually got me like a little bit of Hermes. So it's a very Hermes birthday. And I'll leave it at that. If you see me with some new belts and shoes. Don't come looking for me.

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So I just did Turney, but I pondered Mrs. Lou.

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Yeah, I mean, by the way, feel free to start calling me Mrs. Liu. I actually really like the sort of respect. Actually, I forgot to talk about something kind of major that happened to me. I was recently asked to be someone's Matron of honor. Oof.

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And of course, you know, she meant it in a lovely, respectful way. And if you are married, like you become a matron. It's not an age thing. It's a marriage. It's not about having old maiden shoes. No, it's not about having old maiden type of shoes. But when she said it, I looked behind me. I was like, Is your grandma here? Like who are you talking about? That's rough.

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And yeah, so I'm honored and I accepted gratefully, but she will have to change it to maid. I'll just get divorced for the wedding.

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I'm honored and offended, but then you wouldn't be in her wedding party if you're not married to her brother, so. So true. You'll never, you'll literally never be her maid of honor. No matter how you slice it.

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I just don't know why they had to make a special name for girlies who are married. It's so offensive.

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But why is the term matron so offensive? Because at one point it was maiden matron. Just two words. Where does the hurt come from?

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Historically. You look kind of matronly today. There's the hurt.

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There's the hurt. What about you look kind of maidenly today? Does that hurt? Doesn't sound great. So who historically put the herd in that word?

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I don't know, but keep it away from me, seriously. I'm a maid of honor. You're a maiden. Old maiden type of honor.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah. It's a little how the sauce gets made casting news. Oh, I thought like actual sauce. I said, ooh, food news? No, one of our favorite... story types here is almost casting news. And my absolute favorite. And The Office. Ellen DeGeneres as Phoebe on Friends.

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Right, the casting director for The Office is talking about who almost got cast to play Michael Scott, the casting process, but she also has casted so many shows and movies that like are... critically acclaimed, so she's- I gotta meet this woman. Right, she's talking a bit about her process and the history, the herstory, if I may. But tell me first Michael Scott.

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Michael Scott, because she went on Office Ladies, so that's where this all went down, making it major herstory. And she reveals that NBC originally wanted to go for some big names when casting Michael Scott, Steve Carell is a big name. Steve Carell was... However, at the time... Was he unknown?

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You'll know where they came from. Well, so glad you had a great birthday.

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No, he was meant to be on another sitcom called Come to Papa, which would mean that he couldn't audition for The Office. But then after four episodes, it was canceled, which gave him the freedom to do The Office. But in that time, the other names that were floated were Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't see it. And Paul Giamatti. I see it actually.

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Then she said she was so jaded that she thought neither actor would be interested in the show because at the time nobody did TV comedy was the bottom of the barrel. But they wanted the new series to pretty closely reflect the original British series. Right. Where like people actually look like actual office workers.

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Right. That really was like the brilliance of the show. Like how regular degular. No one was wearing makeup. Like it was just really between the wardrobe and the people. Like it was very...

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Common energy. She said, Nancy Perkins, who was the head of casting of NBC Universal, always knew Steve would be a top choice for this. We brought in the best of the best. Everybody was a different version of Michael Scott that could have worked. Patton Oswalt could have worked. Bob Odenkirk could have been amazing. Those were two other people. Bob Odenkirk would have been great.

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So glad I was able to be there in spirit.

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Mostly because he's like a very good actor. Yeah, yeah. And then also they were talking about Angela's part. She said that she originally auditioned for Pam and that Katherine Hahn was also in the waiting room that day. Oh, okay, wait. She would have been really good. As Pam? As any, or even if she wound up getting the... No, okay, wait.

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Angela wouldn't have been good as Pam. Like, not right. But... Katherine Hahn as Angela would have been great because she has this bad attitude the whole series. That's funny. Yeah, really funny. Katherine Hahn is extremely underrated, actually. I feel like she's grossly undercast in things. I agree. I agree.

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Yeah, so glad we were able to make it through a day that's like mostly about me.

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She's extremely talented. Yeah, she is. And I just feel like Katherine Hahn is like just always so close. Like she even was supposed to be Joan and then it was canceled. She was almost Angela and then she wasn't.

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Yeah, she's like 50 feet from stardom.

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Imagine how she feels. I know. It's kind of not similar to, but reminds me of Judy Greer. Yeah, but like Judy Greer is a character actress. But she didn't intend to be. Like she was out here trying to be a star. Some people like... Pursue acting. Like. For the sole purpose of like. Not being a star. But like. Getting work. Paying your bills. And like. Not being famous.

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Yeah, exactly. And we cruised right through. I meant to ask you before we started recording, like, what are the stories? Are there any?

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Because that's your. Chosen career. Correct. And so. That. I don't think was Judy Greer's intention. But she really is like. she wrote a book and she titled it something really funny. Like, I don't know where you know me from. Cause I guess people come up to her like, where do I know you from? Yeah. I know her from 13 going on 30. Me as well.

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So this casting director, her skills are legendary amongst comedy fans. She's helped put together the ensembles for shows like freaks and geeks. Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and The Good Place, as well as movies like Bridesmaids, Lady Bird, and Barbie.

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She also said that one of her secrets to casting success is that she remembers the people who didn't book the job and then calls them back in. So she noted that Kristen, Skoll, Zach Woods, and Aubrey Praza were all brought in for The Office. Woods ultimately joined the series late in its run while Skoll and Plaza were cast in other shows she worked on, Parks and Rec.

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Right, so I guess like getting an audition with this queen is like kind of a... Yeah, and maybe you're not right.

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You don't know when it's going to happen.

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Maybe you're not right for that, but like if you're good, she'll remember you. So that's a pretty interesting...

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Freaks and Geeks was a perfectly cast show. And then, oh, you said Veep also. Veep is, and especially for like those roles, we know them now, the actors, but the people who like played her administration and her cabinet, like people I had never heard of these no names, like they were so perfect. This show, by the way, it might be time to rewatch Veep. Like I rewatched it twice. Seriously?

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It's a great question. And let me just tell you, I'll rise to the occasion.

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is the best show on TV. And every time I watch it, I'm reminded that it's up there. When we were talking the other day about Desperate Housewives versus, Veep is up there.

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Yeah, did you see Sophia Franklin dressed as Selina Meyer for Halloween?

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I did see that. It's so funny. It's a deep cut. No, and... One of my favorite things about Veep, and I remember saying this when I rewatched it a couple of years ago, is, like, it's a political show, right? It's, like, all about Hollywood, D.C., and, like, D.C. culture. And they really never explicitly become, like, overly political. So, like, really everyone can enjoy it. It's so good.

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That's not what our founding fathers had in mind. They said, you'll sit with it on a Thursday and you'll like it. That's exactly what they said. That's what they said. How was your birthday?

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Yeah, it is. So, if you're looking to break into the business, there's some tips.

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Yeah, and I am looking to break into the business.

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And you'll always be looking to break into the business.

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Can we do a game really quickly? What, you want to audition for something? Yeah, but we need like a script. Oh, okay. Yeah, send me my lines.

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It's a tough week. Yeah. But this is where boys become men. And I've been in this job for a long time. And I know people like to complain about my story selection, but it's times like these. You bitches will be grateful.

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Practice scripts for actors. No, I just Googled, okay. I just Googled audition script and I used the first one. Text it or... Oh God, they make this so hard. Okay, what's like a famous scene that we can reenact from like the Titanic scene? The Titanic. Are those the sorts of roles you want?

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Drama? Dramatic. Yeah, for sure. Okay. Who would you have wanted to be in that? Rose? I could see you as Rose.

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Who's Carpathia Stewart in Titanic? I don't know. I don't recognize this page.

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Carpathia. Hmm. What is she saying? Okay, I got it. What's Carpathia saying?

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I don't know. I found a new page. Okay. Okay, this is like a really tense scene between Jack and Rose, okay? So you would want to be Rose if you were auditioning? Well, I just want to see who has more lines. Because I'd want to be... I want to be Jack because he has more lines in this one thing I sent to you, okay? And I actually don't have a lot of acting experience.

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I actually don't know if I'm a good actor, okay? Okay, I'm looking. Okay. Tell me when.

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Call action. No, you're reading for Rose. Jack has all the lines. Wait, you want to be Jack? I don't give a fuck.

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I just want the lines. What is this? An all-girls camp summer play?

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Yes. Go. Ready? Say action. Action. Rose, listen to me. Listen, Rose. We literally don't have a line. Okay. Winning that ticket was low-key the best thing that ever happened to me, girl. Girl, you don't even know what that ticket did for me. Oh, it's still you.

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You're just having trouble breathing, it says.

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Yeah, okay. Actually, I want to start over. I don't like the angle I took. I didn't like it either. It was giving the ossification of history. I'm sorry. I'm just like really struggling to be serious right now. It's like embarrassing to be serious. No, it's embarrassing to act.

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Okay. But be serious. Don't look at me, okay? Rose is futzing with her hair. Yeah, I'm not looking at you. Rose is futzing with her hair.

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Rose, listen to me. Listen. Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you. And I'm thankful, Rose. I'm thankful. Oh, so am I. Sorry. My voice is trembling. You must do me this honor. Promise me that you will survive. That you will never give up. No matter what happens. No matter how hopeless. Promise me now. And never, ever let go of that promise.

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Manner maketh man. Yeah, because I was even thinking like, even my own media consumption, whether it's TV or TikTok, it's only election stuff. And like, what are the celebrities doing?

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I promise. You can do better. Come on.

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I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I will never let go.

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I mean, could you be more like uninterested in Jack?

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That's when you run lines with people like that's what you do. It's so Johnny drama, this whole thing. That was really something. Oh, sorry. End scene. Okay, now that we're out of the scene, that was really something, Claudia. How did you think I did? I thought you were amazing.

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Let me tell you something. And I'm sure I've told this story once, but also I'll make it quick. You guys know that one time I auditioned for a cameo in Law & Order SVU and I didn't get it. It was like seriously the worst thing that ever happened to me. And I only had like three days notice before the audition. And so my agent was like, listen, you got to get an acting coach.

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Like if you want this, like take it seriously. And so for three days, like I literally met with this acting coach in Tribeca, like in her apartment every single day. And like, I can tell you in an honest and I know like, you know, I'm always like hyping myself up. Like I do not have the talent for acting like it. It's so dumb. Like like, oh, I'm pretending I'm Superman. I'm literally not.

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Do you know what I mean? And I have such a firm grasp on reality. And I feel like people who are really into acting like they are dreamers, you know, and I'm not like I know what's going on. Yeah.

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And I'm so self-conscious. Like, the one time I auditioned. Oh, and so when I went to the actual audition, it was, like, at this, like, casting couch type of place, like, in, like, the garment district. And you go into the room and there's, like, a camera and just one person. And you're supposed to, like, act in front of this. You have to be mentally deranged.

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You have to be mentally deranged or seriously give no fucks. And I'm sorry, I care a lot. And so I think- You have to be an actual crazy person. Yeah. I think the person in the room was told, this is an influencer, give her a chance. She's not gonna kill it. So I don't even think he was recording for the first one, cuz it was really bad. And he's like, can you just do it one more time?

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Now you'll be able to appreciate my flair for the obscure. It's true. I will be able to appreciate like your food news, your biz news, your- It's actually like not food and business. The stories are actually deece. And also the thing about the celebrities, and of course there's so much election news, but like so many celebrities were like-

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And I did it better the second time. She's from Maysville. That's not much bigger than... Pensacola. Pensacola.

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No, she's from Pensacola. That's not much bigger than Maysville. Maysville, yeah.

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It was about this big back hillbilly who killed her mom or whatever. That's a slur. Oh my God, it is. Sorry, yeah, I did read Demon Copperhead. We don't say hillbilly. Okay, she's like this big back...

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freak like she actually is a mole woman and when I saw the episode like the girl is so crazy looking because she literally like lives in like a hut with no electricity and her mom has cancer and she just like like takes her mom to the bathroom three times a day like that's literally her full existence and so she like coordinated a cyber attack on an influencer where she like convinced this like pro wrestler to like attack it was like this crazy thing um and she was so frightening looking that I thought they actually didn't cast me not because I can't act but because I'm like far too beautiful and not crazy enough to get into a room and like

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Yeah, and act. So... Well, if you're an actor out there, hats off to you. That is... Take your meds.

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No, it's a crazy person thing to do. I was so embarrassed. I was like... It's just, you really... You can't properly do it if you, like... If you have two feet firmly planted on the ground, do you know what I mean? But it's a great thing to do if you don't. And it's so hard to like not like, and mind you, I've auditioned once.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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It's so hard to like not like zoom out and watch yourself from above being like, what the hell are you doing? It's like fantasy play pretend. And I just can't like, I'm far too real. I'm too real. She's real by Simon Van Kempin. Yeah. So that's my brief. Brief history in acting. Yeah, and it's not for me. I can tell you that much.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Yeah. Well, I'm glad that you can see it that way. That's how Claude sees it because your audition was seriously not good.

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And let me tell you just now, like, I was trying. Like, I was actually trying. That's really sad. I know. Yeah. And that's our show, you guys. So, thanks so much for listening to the Toast on Monday Morning Show, where we deliver the Fast Five Stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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So, if you're watching this on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe, give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast, and we're podcasting with Anne. So, it's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, I already kissed Fox. All the places where you can listen to podcasts, find us on social media, find us on Starview, about our beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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And we'll see you on the next one. Tomorrow's Friday, so we're almost done. I'm just thinking about you in a room. Jackie, and I wish you could have seen the room, like real prison cell vibes with just like this one lonely camp. And you're like, cheese from Pensacola. And I'm like acting crazy.

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involved if they were being present it was like for the election so like they were all sort of like off doing that it really left a small pool for like non-partisan celebrity things you mean bipartisan celebrity things and or non yeah actually yeah non yeah anything but partisan yeah yeah I mean this the toast is non-slash bipartisan like those are our pronouns non-slash bi

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Oh, and by the way, I needed to have an accent, like a deep, deep southern accent, which I could not master. I was all over the place, like Russian, Jamaican, southern. Like, I just really couldn't nail the accent. And I actually think when he asked me to do it again, he said, like, forget the accent. Because it was just, like, distracting. Right. Maybe you moved from New York to the woods.

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They would have changed it if I was right for the role.

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Which I wasn't. Anyways, love ya. Bye.

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The toast is anything but partisan.

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It's so true. All are welcome here. I've seen actually, I've also seen like a lot of discourse regarding influencers and the election, like people's response either being too much, not enough. And I think my, and it makes sense, but my TikTok algorithm like definitely thinks I'm a chronically online person and like these crazy takes. It's like, where would they get that?

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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They think that this is what I want to see because just by the sheer amount of time, it's a logical conclusion to get to. So I've really seen some wild stuff in the last couple of weeks. And you can count on, I'm sorry, in the last couple of days, you can really count on the toast to just be here doing our thing.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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My birthday was amazing. Wow, her birthday was amazing, you guys. Did it have to do with all the positive sort of accolades on my performance?

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Consistent. That's what we're going to do. And I know like a lot, like I've been receiving a lot of praise. People like love it. And then people like, you guys are gross. Okay, fine. Like I literally, you can't please everyone. I just want to do my job, please.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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If the anything but partisan strategy like doesn't work for you. A, B, P. Den, the toast is not for you. And the good news is, is there are so many partisan things out there for you. We are anything but partisan. I love that.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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We're just for the swirlies, like all swirlies. We are United We Swirly. Title, title. United We Swirly. United We Swirl. Yeah, that's better. United We Swirl. Because it's a verb. When you think of swirly, like the word swirly, what do you picture swirly?

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Um, like maybe that blue emoji that's like a swirl.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Or like a little swirl. I always, always picture an ice cream cone. Like maybe I'm just fat. Like I just, cause like when you go to like Tasty Delight or like any place that has vanilla and chocolate, you're like, can I have a swirl? Right? You say that. Yeah, vanilla chocolate swirl. Yeah, swirly. When I think of a visual representation. But a swirl is different than a swirly. It's not.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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When I think of a visual representation of the word swirl slash swirly, like I think of an ice cream cone.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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But now I think of a gorgeous girl who's having a great day. Yeah. That's what I think of now. Who's got a song in her heart. Yeah. And has joy to share with the world. And joy in her eyes. Yeah.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Yes, your beautiful rendition of happy birthday. But it was just like everything you could hope for in a day of just like good vibes, good times, good people. So sorry.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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That's beautiful. Is anything but partisan. By the way, people have been so funny in the comments because somebody was like, dare. No, wait. I have a dare for you guys. Dare you to give actual advice instead of telling people to break up with their boyfriends. Like, I can't.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Okay. I actually, I need to discuss that comment because I feel like yesterday I did a rare thing and saying like, maybe it's time to hit the eject button. I feel like I typically, I'm in like, I'm typically last to say that, especially when people like are married, I'm a work it out sort of person.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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And then I feel like I get flack for like giving men too much credit or benefit of the doubt or like having too low of a bar. It's better.

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And I can't care. Maybe if some lesbians could write into us about their problems, like that would make it a lot easier.

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Yeah, but then I don't think we'd be the right ones to be giving advice. Oh, please.

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I have two lesbian best friends. Don't start with me.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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I have tons of lesbian friends. Sure, sure. Sure you do. Oh, you know what I'm doing tonight? No. Brian actually invited us to this event that I'm actually so excited about. It's like a Joan Rivers comedy show tribute with like, you know, Nikki Glaser, like lots of like top comedians and all the proceeds go to Joan's charity and got in. In Gaza? No, no, in God's.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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God's love we deliver. Thank you. Not in Gaza. In God's love we, similar. And I'm so excited. One, because I haven't seen The Swirlies. And two, like, I just, I don't know why I'm acting like I'm going to see Joan Rivers. Like, she's not going to be there. But the vibes are like, the vibes are high. Am I wrong for feeling like you should be up there shaking that thing? You are not wrong.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Okay, okay. Even though you know, like, my favorite thing to do is sit. Like, the last place I would want. I wouldn't be looking forward to tonight if I was, like, there.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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If you were, like, working.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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No, I want to sit and, like, have a drink and, like, be with my friends.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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But it's, like, comedians doing, like, comedy in the Elk of Joan Rivers?

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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I think it's, you know how they do, like, Kennedy Center Honors where, like, most of the times the person is alive. But they have people come and, like, do your songs or your shtick and, like, talk about you. I think it's very much like that.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Someone made fun of me in the comments. I saw that comment too. It was so funny. I don't even know what they're talking about until right now. I guess I oftentimes get a frog in my throat and I push through. Yeah, you don't like say, oh, excuse me, and then keep going. You just keep talking until the frog goes away. That sort of perseverance is what we love about you. Thank you.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Yeah, like... I'm glad that you're going and supporting, but I'd rather see you up there shaking that thing.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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You know what came up on my time hop the other day? Not time hop. By the way, iPhone literally put time hop out of business with their memories thing.

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By the way, I still use time hop. Shout out time hop.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Do you know what came up on my time hop? Do you know what I'm about to say?

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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no do you remember when we like got a tour of Joan Rivers old apartment yes and the air conditioning wasn't on it was so hot um yeah although we have like all these pictures inside of her house like really weird I just was reminded of that that's like an underrated thing that we've done yeah things we did that walk through an apartment yeah that's no longer owned by Joan but at one point was and hasn't been renovated so if you watch her documentary which you know I have a piece of work you recognize a lot of it from her documentary

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Yeah. A guided tour. It's kind of a sick apartment. It is sick. Half of it was like maid's quarters.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Yeah, and she had the whole thing enshrined in gold. It looks like Mar-a-Lago. Yeah, like Trump Tower. Thank you, gold. You know what I mean. Thank you. Mar-a-Lago is designed by Ms. Marjorie Post. Well, I was just telling Ben that when we were watching the election. I have not a lot of fun facts, like trivia, but I had one about Mar-a-Lago. And literally, Ben finished my sentence.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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I guess I've said it before. I literally have one fun fact. I'm like, do you know that Mar-a-Lago- Ben knows Marjorie Post. Well, I must have told him when I was reading it. And then I was like, do you know who built it? He was like, yeah, the Post family. Like, how the fuck do you know that? The fuck? I know, I was really shocked. I was like, have you been reading?

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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No, he's like, no, I listen when you talk, which is such a lie.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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I don't believe that. It's just, yeah. I just feel like, I feel like it was like the...

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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he happened to care because it was the post family and like that's like no offense like food isn't cereal yeah yeah um but it was just like if you just said marjorie post like that wouldn't have resonated yeah yeah yeah like a strong woman yeah a strong business woman trailblazing nepo baby let's don't get it twisted okay so that is the thing about marjorie post well i love that book

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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And she did do, like, amazing things. Like, she totally invented freezers.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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She was, you know, talk about a foot in the door. Like, she was a CEO of, like, this major company, and she literally had no qualifications.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Yeah, but she, like, did, that's always what we say about nepotism, like, I don't mind nepotism, like, if you're worthy.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Oh, she was worthy, but yeah, it's true.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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And she made the business, like, even bigger than it was. We actually, this is a perfect segue, because Redheads just came out today, and I brought up that quote that's, like, the first generation is the risk taker, the second generation is the caretaker of the And the third generation is the undertaker. And typically that's the trope. Like the first one builds the thing.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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The second one like manages it. Preserves it. Fine. And then the third generation just ruins it for whatever reason. I like that. Thank you. Marjorie Post was a double risk. Like she doubled what her dad had done. She didn't just like manage it. She made it bigger and even better. So credit to Ms. Post for that.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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And her dad was like an amazing inventor, whatever. But he wasn't like... he wasn't a big thinker, you know? And like low key, like the thing that made him successful, like he did steal from Kellogg. Yeah.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Yeah. Yeah. And Marjorie also had a very swirly way about her. Oh, and she was like, that girl knew how to live.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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She was spending money in a way that it needed to be spent.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Right, but she was also working all the men in her life. Yeah. Every man was like a stepping stone. Every husband, her dad, she was just on her way. Yeah. Got to be the Russian ambassador.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Well, this was a big frog, so. Unavoidable. Frog, be gone.

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That is definitely, I don't know if that was this year, my favorite book that I read this year.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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That was not this year. It wasn't? No, we like didn't read this year. I have read literally three books this year. I've read 14 books and like the Redheads, we did 10, 11. Right, right. So that's not good. Yeah. But anyways, new Redheads episode is out. God of the Woods, amazing book. Read the book.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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If you're a reader, if you're not a reader, Rebecca did like a big recap at the beginning of the episode. So you can still enjoy an episode with the Swirlies. I would love that. And it's, like, the number one podcast, like, of Margot Ashrae, you know?

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Right, if you're ever looking for, like, an insight as to what's going on in our younger sister's life, which, by the way, I am all the time, that is the place to go ever since her, you know, defunct podcast never came back on the airwaves. Right, so, like, it's Margot Ashrae's podcast. You might want to listen. It's Margot Ashrae's podcast, and we're just sort of, like, listening to it.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Jax, you got to kiss a couple of frogs.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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Yeah, and I'm just sort of, like, editing it and marketing it. Yeah, yeah.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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I just work for her. You're just, like, an assistant. Yeah. Well, I'm curious to see what you've cooked up for us in the form of stories. Well, let's get into the fast five stories that you need to know. And the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Hill House Home. You're probably familiar with the Hill House Home company.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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They invented the viral nap dress, which is the most flattering and comfortable dress with their signature smocking. Celebrities like Jacqueline Follet, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Mindy Kaling have all been spotted in Hill House. Their Hill House dresses are super easy, very versatile. You can wear them just to run errands. You can really jazz them up and like go out to dinner.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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you gotta kiss a couple frogs so as I was saying pre-frog just like good times good vibes and I just had like a really lovely beautiful day with my family at home and um like nothing crazy happened I did get a massage which is all I really ever want on my birthday so that was like a little special treat but like Olivia cooked us dinner last night so we had dinner at her place I didn't have to cook all day or clean up she's powering through that frog

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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I saw you wore one on your birthday outing to get a massage yesterday, which is the perfect thing to wear.

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United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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I wore a nap dress yesterday. It was so comfortable, gorgeous and amazing. It's on my stories linked if you want it, but it's also from Hill House Home and they have it in so many different prints and it's the cutest thing ever.

The Toast

United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

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They also, obviously they're known for their nap dresses, but like do not sleep on their robes, their pajamas. Like that same swirly pattern that's like really cute, very cottage core is now in their pajamas. I have two Hill House robes. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. The other exciting, yeah, the other exciting, and they're both monogrammed.

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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Our first story is the other name on everybody's lips, Rascal Flatts. have announced that they are doing, I don't know what this is exactly called, but it's like a, it's like a greatest hits Q lab album, greatest hits Q lab album. So they are putting out an album called, um, life is a highway refuel duets. So they are redoing their most popular songs with popular artists and

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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In country and beyond. So the last time I felt this way like I feel like sick with with excitement and like how overwhelmed I am. The last time I felt this way was the Greatest Showman reimagined album where that like Greatest Showman was my favorite movie musical of all time. I love the music and like just when I was

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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Yeah, so here are the songs that they're doing on the album and with whom. One, I Dare You with Jonas Brothers, which we know. Two, Fast Cars and Freedom with Jason Aldean. Like, I'm seriously going to pass away. That's such an underrated Rascal Flat song.

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Like, I'm so excited. Next, My Wish with Carly Parrs.

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It's worth mentioning that Bless the Broken Road is not on here, and I'm kind of grateful for that. It's also not their song, right?

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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She's doing a dry run to make sure that the tickets are good. That's so funny. She totally talked about this on the redheads because she was like nervous. I'm sure also she wants to go twice, but she's like scared of me. And she should be.

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Then five, Stand with Brandon Lake. Stand also a deep cut, a Paraji song. I don't know Brandon Lake, but I look forward to meeting him.

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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He's the Lord. Elevation Worship, my king. Beautiful. And I guess Stand is definitely, has a lot of faith behind it.

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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Six, Summer Nights with Ashley Cook. Now I know Ashley Cook like has to be on this album just like for country music to see another day. But like Summer Nights, we love.

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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They're the boys in the wheels that bring them. I'm such a boy with the wheels. I'm literally so excited for their concert. No, I feel really sick.

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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yeah shit it's gonna be a party weekend i can't get on a plane what hurts the most with backstreet boys okay so eight people on one song fun no you know what it's good it's good because i was gonna skip the backstreet boys collab and i was probably gonna skip what hurts the most because it's just like a little overplayed in my opinion yeah i'm only skipping one song i'm not complaining and the fact that the backstreet boys like respect rascal flats like thank you

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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For sure. The next one may be the best one yet. Yours if you want it with Jordan Davis. Is everyone going to be okay? Oh, I'm not. Cause I'm not. And the fact that we're going to get like new versions of these songs that we love, but that were recorded like 20 years ago, but it's going to be like new instruments, maybe a couple of new riffs. Like it's kind of like, you know, Taylor's versions.

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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No, I think that's what Margot's going to.

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I mean, sometimes you have to miss amazing concerts when you're pregnant. Like, I'm so sorry. I missed Luke Holmes at MSG.

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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But you do have a pull-out couch. I do. It's really beautiful. And I think it's time. It's disturbing your sleep. This is a very normal thing that happens. It's time. We can't go through this every night. Here comes goodbye. My God, we have a story today by way of Rascal Flatts that I am quaking in my boots.

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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That's okay. That doesn't haunt me actually, which is weird because it was like my sisters and my friends.

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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It's just because like there was no world in which I could possibly go. Luke Combs at MSG when I'm like down the street by myself and my sisters are at Luke Combs like that haunts me.

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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Yeah. Next, we have Life is a Highway with Lizzy Hale. I expect you to tell me who that is. I have literally no idea. She's not like one of your TikTok girls? Lizzy Hale? Yeah, I think Billboard forgot the I because it's L-Z-Z-Y Hale, but I'm assuming it's Lizzy. No, no, no, that's her name.

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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Okay, so she's just in a different genre. She's not a TikTok person, I didn't know. Wait, that's like really weird. And then the last one is I'm Moving On with Kelly Clarkson. You guys, I feel like I'm being pranked. Is it April 1st? I'm moving on.

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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No. Cause I think it's just like, then it's becomes a free for all. Plus this is happening on June 6th. So like we have some time. Oh, okay.

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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Because like the big, like, you know, Beyonce is probably like a million dollars.

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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I don't think they're a million dollars. But they do have to split through.

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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So do you think like $250,000 is a good guess? I do, actually. Okay, Claudia. Like, let's break out the piggy bank. We're going to start saving.

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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I hope we find out before this episode is over. Not to like put them in blast.

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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And you could have, oh, by the way, you could have, like, a birthday party this summer at the house. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, with other people. It's not just, like, me and you listening to them. Why? And, like, maybe you could ask the guests to contribute. Yeah, a cover. In lieu of gifts, please contribute to the Rascal Flats Fund.

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

1727.711

Okay, well, that's exciting, and I'm so excited. Thank you, Rascal Flatts. Thank you for coming back together, and I do think that this is the beginning of them working together again. I don't think they retired. I think they needed time off, and now they'll probably have a lot of fun with this.

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The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

1742.655

But they're also getting old. I don't think it's so interpersonal when they've been doing it for 30 years, and they're a well-oiled machine. I think it was more so tiresome. It felt like their time to go, and then they realized that it was not their time to go.

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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I hope they have a blast on tour. I hope that this album gets all of its flowers and they're like, okay, the world needs us. We're back. I'm moving on. They're not moving on. How about that?

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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I'm glad that I could make you excited.

The Toast

The Rascal Flatts Foundation Fund: Thursday, March 6th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? It's not funny. It's not funny.

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I'm not. But Jennifer Hudson was hit in the face by a basketball while sitting courtside at the Knicks game. So Jennifer Hudson had the spotlight on her when an accident at the New York Knicks game interrupted her date night. That's so Knicks. Like they can't even throw the ball on the court. They have to hit someone.

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And you ordered it a while ago because I wore this like a few weeks ago.

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Yeah. He did try to help. Also, I guess I didn't remember that Jennifer Hudson and Common are dating.

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This is kind of like a meet cute. Like, oh, yes. Oh, let me help you.

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She was sitting courtside with her partner Common.

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And it's just worth noting that the Knicks player lost control of the ball. Do you want to know his name? Should we shame him? Okay, I know. Was it Jalen Brunson? No. And it wasn't the guy that you told Ben about Luke Holmes.

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It was Miles McBride. I don't even know him. So he owes her an apology.

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Yeah, and then it hit her glasses. So then like the glasses hit your face. Like that just really hurts.

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Yeah, oh my God, I would be. Like it's painful.

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Like when you get hit, like it's just, you didn't expect that. And so it's like, you're frayed.

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No, same. Everyone thinks sitting courtside is so glamorous. I guess, no thanks.

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Yeah, but they've been dating for so long now that it's not like a date where we have to be able to connect and this and that. Like you want to be in the game. You want to feel the sweat dripping. Every we all got pain. So I'm sorry that that happened to her.

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No, but when you look at the model, like it's super, it's meant to be like. Cinched. Cinched and like tight and worn high and it's fucking weird.

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Like what are the odds that someone gets hit and that it's Jennifer Hudson? It's usually like a nobody who paid like $6,000 for that seat. We wouldn't even hear about it. Yeah. Like if someone got hit with the ball. And then we'd also be like, oh, they must be so excited because they're like huge. It's like catching a ball, you know, in baseball. Right, right, right.

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It's just like, no, that's not right. It's not right. And the Knicks need to play better.

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Correct. Pete Davidson offers Colin Jost a $20,000 olive branch following the feud that made them stop speaking. So these two are funny, and they're always spending money. Yeah, I thought that they were good. They bought that stupid-ass boat. Yeah, but I think the boat came between them for a lot of different reasons. I think it was a money pit.

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I don't think they were each contributing the same amount of sweat, equity, and interest. And now Pete Davidson is on the road to making amends with Colin Jost. So he gifted him a $20,000 Cartier watch following the pair's alleged fallout, Page Six can confirm. The luxury timepiece was an olive branch from Pete to Colin after their rumored rift behind the scenes of SNL.

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The Sun was the first to report the news that Pete gifted him the watch after the, after, I hate when they do this. Like when they're like, after the King of Staten Island. After Pete. After Pete. And then the whole way down the article, they're going to say, after the. The tatted X of Kim Kardashian.

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Why do they do that? Pete. His name is Pete. I was reading a different article the other day that was doing it so much. I couldn't read it.

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Oh, I think it might have been about Jay-Z. And I'm like, it's easier to just write Jay-Z than to write the rock nation out of town.

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So just like call him a rapper or call him Jay. No, but like it's a very weird thing that they do. And as someone, I want you to sound off in the comments. Like if you work in journalism, like why do they do, why do they have to do it?

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Yeah. Sometimes they phone it in. Just say like, you don't know. And some, or say like, this isn't a question that we really generated answers to.

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Yeah, I'm like, oh, I'm alone in this world.

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No, it makes me feel like my question is stupid because nobody else has asked it. But there's no such thing as a stupid question.

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It's unclear exactly what led to their feud, but it did affect their joint purchase of the decommissioned Staten Island Ferry, which they had planned to turn into a live entertainment space, but they obviously have not.

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This cardigan? Yeah, like one day. No, because it's not even about that you're pregnant. It's the way that the cardigan is.

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I still don't understand why this didn't work. It's a good idea.

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Oh, but don't you think if they broke up as friends because it didn't work? What came first?

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Perhaps. Or maybe it was about that Pete didn't stay. Who knows?

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Well, I hope that they can make up. Hopefully it's not that serious. Nothing a watch can't fix. Yeah. That's nice.

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And maybe it was Pete's fault because I do feel like he's in this like phase of atonement and trying to better himself. And so he's like making amends and trying to win Colin back over because maybe he did something wrong. I agree. Are you ready for our next story?

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It is. Dreamland Baby is a sponsor of today's show and it's one of my favorite Bebe brands for Bebe products. They make the best... products for baby sleep, pajamas, clothing, blankets, swaddles, everything for so many different reasons. One, they use great materials in their products, but two, they have the Dreamland Baby Sleep Sack, which is the weighted sleep sack.

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They also have the weighted sleep swaddle. And it is so amazing because it does for a baby or a toddler what a gravity blanket does for an adult, which is promotes calm, reduces anxiety, which all in all, results in better sleep for baby, which by the theory of osmosis, results in better sleep for you. For mama. If A equals B and B equals C, then C equals better sleep for you.

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Then we love that for you. So Dreamland Baby Co. is a one-stop destination for baby sleep, honestly, because you can also get pajamas. They use really great fabrics, top quality fabrics. I'm really particular about pajamas. I want them to be super soft and made with great materials.

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So you can go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter our code TOAST at checkout to receive 20% off site wide plus free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customers, so that is a great promo code TOAST at dreamlandbabyco.com, your one-stop shop for bebe, kid, toddler sleep, and vis-a-vis sleep for you. I'm a couple weeks away from having to place my first order.

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Oh, I'm so excited for you to, like, realize what Dreamland Baby is about and be like, oh, it's magic.

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It's also like you buy it as a set so you couldn't send back the sweater without the pants.

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Oh, navy's cute. Maybe I should get that one.

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Our next story is some great news. Lala Ken has settled her three-year custody battle with her ex, Randall Emmett, over their daughter, Ocean. She says, I'm very, very happy. So during an Amazon live stream on Tuesday, Lala shared that her and Randall have settled their three-year custody battle over their daughter.

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yeah well it just got settled she said you guys the custody battle is over it's officially ended we're done with it so there's my tea for the day she expressed how overjoyed she was to be able to reach a legal agreement with randall she said after over three years we have signed an agreement that is best for our daughter ocean so i'm very very happy about that she admitted that the process has weighed on her heart and soul for so long she said i'm sure it's been the same for my ex and i'm just so happy that we were able to get to a good place

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for the well-being of our kid. That was nice of her to like give him grace and say it's probably been hard for him too.

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what's new with you we haven't even chatted since yesterday like i know what's new with me well redheads is up so after you listen to the toast head over to the redheads for a fantastic episode like seriously hilarious girls just having a lot is new with you so a lot's new with me because i was editing that yesterday i watched even more tv because i watched summer house which i was so excited to watch then i went back to wlm has anybody made it to the eighth episode

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Oh, okay. Well, I hope she got so much custody. I'm so happy. I figured this was still ongoing because we did never hear of anything happening

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being resolved um but just to think that she's been like going through this still while she was pregnant while she had a newborn and like she's still in these proceedings i'm so glad that it's over i hope that she has a wonderful agreement and can enjoy this new phase of her life

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But she'll be on the Valley. Is that confirmed? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Her and Sheena.

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And Tom Schwartz because he's Lala's boyfriend, yeah.

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Did he have anything interesting to say, Tom Sandoval? No. I saw that he spoke about Jax's addiction, saying like, yeah, we knew.

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Oh, a new one? What about the girl that was like, I got Sandoval, and then she was like, never mind, no, I didn't.

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You're lying. She literally tried to smear him once again. I think it's her. And then was like, Citril Z, he didn't do it.

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That's funny. Well, I should have made that a fifth story so we could talk about Bravo, but we do still have a fifth story.

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Sarah Hyland is on Broadway, if you didn't know, and she's in The Great Gatsby, if you didn't know that that's now a Broadway show. I didn't know. Things I didn't know, any of this.

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So Sarah Hyland calls her role in the Great Gatsby musical deliciously complex as she returns to Broadway. Who does she play? She is placing Daisy Buchanan, the magnetic 1920s socialite whose ethereal beauty, vulnerable innocence, and longing for security quickly makes her the object of protagonist Jay Gatsby's all-consuming obsession.

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Maybe she was drunk, out with friends, doing karaoke. Was she the pink talent? I don't know.

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No. Not that I saw the video, but to me that sounds like...

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a gag like oh my gosh there's a stage just Nikki Blonsky sing your song and she's been like out drinking and it's like not gonna be the best well it goes without saying like if I'm ever in a facility with a stage and Nikki Blonsky walks in like I'm gonna get up there and you're gonna sing you can't stop the beat and I'm not gonna no no I'm not gonna get on stage I'm talking to Nikki Nikki yeah so maybe that's what happened I feel like that's what happened because that's just kind of like natural human behavior

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yeah we're only human like is to see Nikki Blonsky and like put her to work I've actually never physically seen Nikki Blonsky and that's definitely something I want to work on if you saw Nikki Blonsky would you one of my favorite things is like when people sing for celebrities yeah yeah that guy it's so everyone does it and like now it's funny because they like do it bad if you saw Nikki Blonsky would you sing for her no who's the celebrity you would sing for

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No, the thing is it only works when it's not amazing. I don't want to see someone actually sing. I would sing for Kelly. Oh, that's good. And I feel like all the publicists now have like told their clients.

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This is a thing. Just tell them it's good.

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Tell them it's good. Clap and move on.

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I love it. I love it too. It's so awkward.

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Yeah. And like, if you wanted that to be your baby, like you wouldn't have broken up with her like two months before your wedding. So that's why I don't really feel sorry for him. And it's just a little awkward. Sure. And I felt like everyone was like, oh, like, and I hate games.

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And if someone made me do that, I'd be like, oh, but then once I get into it, they're like all sweating, huffing and puffing and feeling really competitive. Like that was really funny.

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No she's so rude and then so supportive like and then so helpful like cleaning up dinner setting up the gender reveal being the one to set the table being so fucking rude to Lindsay and saying nasty comments but being so helpful and a really good friend. She's like oh gender reveal is that going to be a sponsored post like oh jealous. Yeah or like Turner should be here like. Yes.

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No says the nastiest things so helpful because she cleans up.

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I think she's just all of those things.

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No, I think she's just all of the above.

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Yeah. And it bothers me that the other girls aren't encouraging Jesse to take it seriously. And their reactions are making Jesse feel like she's being unreasonable. And like her jealousy is going to come between them when I wish that they would. And this is an issue that we've seen in everybody's relationship where like you no one wants to be mature in their relationship.

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Like they want everyone to like act like they're fun and party and whatever and not like take things seriously. And so that bothers me. And it's like voting poorly for Jesse and Lexi. And I feel like now it's like, oh, they're about to start hating each other.

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I don't know. Why are you coming up for me? No, no, I'm not going to circle friends.

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Yeah. And Jesse being like, I don't want to change who I am, which is like, you know, the right thing to say. That's like a nice thought. It's like you don't have to change who you are by just like tamping down the Instagram comments. And then also now you get to leave all those comments on her profile. Like you get to be that way for just her. And that's a really nice thing.

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right well that's the thing it's it's because of Amanda he should just shut his mouth on everything and not starts up because it puts his wife in like a really bad position it excavates all this stuff that they obviously don't discuss and don't want to discuss and even though Kyle is hurt about this or that he should have swallowed it for Amanda because she is like so sad now and it's just made a mess of things and it's not like things are even going to get fixed so like why do you have to go

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and say something. And I do understand like, I mean, when Craig texted Paige being like, that would be like Craig yelling at Amanda for Kyle taking a deal with home and hearth. I'm like, oh, well that would be preposterous. Yeah. Preposterous.

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No, but every clip that I've seen is from an episode I've already seen. I've yet to see one clip from like the eighth episode past. Who's the guest? Like, I don't know anything. I'm not sure other than that girl that anyone has made it there. I plan to make it there. I think I'm on. I finished episode five last night. She had her two friends on who we recognized from her documentary.

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I could understand how like, you know, if someone does something, if you're friends with someone and their partner does something like you would mention it to them if you're super close with them. But like given the history and the Amanda of it all and how things are so tenuous as it is, shut your mouth.

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Like it turns out we've been walking on eggshells.

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That she's been swallowing. That she didn't say.

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No. And like Hannah did the ad with the drink brand. And because of that, Kyle and Hannah never spoke again. And Paige said like, if we keep going this way, then Kyle and Craig will never speak again. And like, that's not what she wants for her life. That's not what she wants for a friendship with Amanda, that their partners would have such beef.

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And so she's trying to nip it in the bud, but yeah, it's the exact same thing.

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Yeah really sad because also then I was like realizing the friendship piece of it and I guess I just always like assumed oh it works even though Hannah and Amanda like wouldn't be close but I didn't realize how close they all once were and like Paige saying like if I ever have a bachelorette party like Hannah and Amanda can't both come.

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Yeah, yeah. No, I would think the same. Yeah. But no, she takes both relationships really seriously and it like kind of kills her that her friends aren't friends, especially because they used to all be best friends. Like that's, that's tough. Yeah. It's not like I have my home friends and my camp friends and they're not close, but they don't need to be.

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It's like, no, we were a threesome and now I am still best friends with each of you, but we can't be like we once were.

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I don't think we'll hear about her again. And I didn't even realize. So that's okay.

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Jesse and Lexi went in the hot tub. Oh, Wes stayed out. Wes was, like, making me chuckle.

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One of them was on Suits. Did you ever watch Suits? Yeah. Who was it? Abigail Spencer. Is she a red hair?

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And it was the same one since 2019. So, yeah. So when Craig. So what did you what work did you need to do for Craig? Right. He was able to regurgitate it in two seconds at the table. Why not at his dinner with Craig?

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Yeah, but also as people have shared, like Bravo probably owns a bit of Loverboy because of that like Bethany thing. Yeah. Like now any brand that like someone starts on the show and like gets heavily promoted, like Bravo has a piece of, which makes sense.

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So like Bravo has a stake in having it at all the parties, but even every other brand, nobody, no brand on any show gets as much play as Loverboy does on Summer House.

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Like it should be called Lummer House.

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literally summer boy literally they are one in the same yeah and I feel bad that like the things were affecting their business because she was saying like I'm getting dms like but it's like that's what happens when you make a like a business as a public figure and like you're on tv like you have to ride the waves of public opinion it's not always you can't just no you can't just get get the good ones right and not write out the bad ones up and down and that's par for the course so acting like someone did you dirty because of that like that's what you signed up for

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Well, I think that... Amanda agrees with like Paige in this situation. I think she thinks Kyle's wrong. And I think when they go home, like she is like, you shouldn't have texted Paige. You shouldn't have, you know, you should drop the Hannah thing. Like, can I be friends with Hannah? I think she gets mad at him because he took those things away from her.

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But she has to like publicly sit at the table and have his back. But privately, she's like so mad that he's put her in this position. And that that affects their relationship.

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I'm doing good. What's happened that could mess with this Thursday energy?

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We don't see a lot of the good times. And I have to imagine that they're there. Otherwise, what are, I have to imagine like, otherwise, what are they doing together? Like if it's only just like the fighting on the weekend about this or that, um, We don't like see what bonds them and that makes it hard to understand like why she puts herself in this position.

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But I have to imagine that there is good there.

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Like she's not on the brink of like leaving him. I do feel like they are solid. They're together. Right. Right. So can we see a little bit of that?

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Oh, okay. Just tell me if it's over or under. I feel weird. I didn't get it.

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But wouldn't you feel weird actually letting everyone know their price tag? I feel like that's private. Right?

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If you got the number, would you feel weird sharing it?

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Right. No, because towards them, I don't know. They just deserve privacy.

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Yeah, I feel like their rates are personal. So if you ever get your answer, just let us know if I low-balled or high-balled. That's all.

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Yeah, we'll start, like how much do we have to save every day to reach $250 by July? You know?

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And we have 250,000 we need to hit divided by 120.

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She was super bubbly. I liked her on the episode.

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Wait, hold on. Let's go by week. How many months did you say?

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But okay, how many months is that? That's like four months?

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16 weeks. Okay, divided by 16. Okay. $15,000 a week.

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I guess I could have just done the 2,000 times 7.

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Yeah. Oh, my God. And she was with another friend. And the three of them were giving the three friends for White Lotus, like sitting around just talking about the importance of female friendships at this stage of our lives. Like it was seriously comedic.

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Yes in a way that I didn't realize was happening like of course I knew that like Paige is super close with Hannah and close with Amanda on the show I didn't watch during the years when they were a threesome I didn't watch the year that Hannah was fired so like I didn't know that Paige was dealing with all this and I've always thought like oh it's probably weird that she's so close with Hannah and Hannah has beef with Kyle but like that's oh you know coincidence.

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No I didn't realize how much it informs her.

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Now it's oh yeah. Now it's all moot with Craig. But I also think like things have aged well for Hannah where it's like not unpopular with to say you were wrong. Hannah didn't fall out of the Bravo universe.

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Yeah, you know, made dinner. What'd you have? Relaxed. I made chicken tacos, like shredded chicken tacos. You know what?

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You know what? Megan didn't know how to shred chicken.

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Like, do you use a fork or do you use a. I have graduated to the mixer. Right. Because it just like comes out better. But you can use a fork. It depends how many pieces I'm doing.

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I cannot with you guys. I seriously cannot. First of all, I think much like other women. Don't say you guys. No, no, no. Because it's like he does something that he's so wrong for. He's impossibly wrong. Like you're coughing in my house. Like you're screaming. You're screaming about everything. I didn't scream. So crazy.

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Oh, I've been really into it. It's really easy to make. And I boil the chicken first, then shred it, and then put the seasoning on. I think that's right.

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Yeah, that's why I didn't say I had taco night. You recognize that? I did. I had to say I had shredded chicken taco night. Because it was different from all other taco nights. Yeah, it wasn't like what you think of when you think of taco night.

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No, it's a shredded chicken taco night. Right. You know what I'm thinking today? I was, like, looking at my fridge, like, starting to map out dinner. Yeah, that's the best. I have the ingredients for a chili. You know? Which isn't usually how I approach a chili. Usually the chili approaches me.

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Via circumstance. How am I feeling? But no, I think I have to make a chili. I have ground beef that's about to go bad. I have three peppers that are about to go bad. I have celery that's about to go bad.

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Well, no. It's going to be cooked to oblivion.

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Yeah. Plus, I think chili and third trimester are not simpatico. Heartburn? The heartburn, yeah.

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That's not really like what you're craving.

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Yeah, I understand that. You know? I think that's just a natural process. Yeah. Baby doesn't like chili. Bebe does not want chili. You hate to see it.

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That's beautiful. I was listening to some new music.

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I know. But like, I literally go to my like songs. I listen to the same five songs over and over again. I'm like, I have to get new songs on this playlist. So I have to go out there. I have to go out there and dive into some new music Friday.

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But the only way I'm going to get songs on that playlist is if I get out there.

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It's the time in your pregnancy where you and your husband need separate bedrooms. Or a noir husband.

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Yeah, that's a good look for him. And he's talented, so get your flowers.

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When they were airing out their dirty laundry in their documentary, they would have mentioned that.

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Yeah. No, especially because Nick and Joe have to make the same for this to work.

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Yeah. So now I think without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know.

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You have to trust the natural process.

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Sometimes I do this. Sometimes I do that.

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Anytime we're, like, talking about The Kardashians show, like, it's so annoying. Like, because, first of all, they should 100% go midnight TV. No, no, no, they should go 9 p.m. Eastern time. What, midnight? Yeah, whatever. Like, the fact that they really said at midnight, which is fine, like, we can all watch it the next day, but then all the news stories are out, like, spoiling it.

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It's such an inefficient way to fucking launch a show. It pisses me off, actually. We say this every season.

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And this was like a big thing that came out of the trailer. And I'm surprised they dropped it in the first episode. I don't know why I thought they'd be teasing it the whole season.

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had a chance to watch yet but the first conversation um in years it's it was really weird honestly like he was an hour late and he came and he was acting like so guilty like he was like sweating and nervous and mumbling his words um i think he was probably just nervous um but it was weird and i understand why chloe felt like having the emotional support of malika there would be beneficial for her but to be honest i found malika's presence like really annoying um

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but at the end, but they weren't having like a good conversation, but, and Malika kept just like intervening, like to help with the awkwardness. And maybe if she wasn't there, like it wouldn't have been better, but I don't know. It just felt like so private. Yeah. And Chloe basically has all this stuff from, I think she's moving or whatever. Um,

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all this old stuff of Lamar's that she had wanted to give back to him.

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Or like she built the house and while she was moving, she found all this stuff. And so she had it packed up for him. And so you see him opening his six man award. And like really important stuff she had. No, no. You know, you guys know the six man award like means everything to me. Yeah. This necklace she had made him that was like he wore all the time.

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This big diamond necklace that had three angel wings representing his mom, his grandma and his son who he lost. And it was like, I don't know. It wasn't hitting in the way that I thought it would when I thought these two would be reunited. Now, I've seen people online saying that like, you know, justice for Lamar. This felt very exploitative, right?

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I got to that part in the book last night, the guy at the liquor store. Yes. Yeah. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I know what you're talking about because I also read. Maybe I should host the Redheads. Are you enjoying the book? I am-ish. I mean, I don't see you being obsessed with Phoebe. Well, that's the thing.

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um and i i don't agree with that he definitely was uncomfortable being on camera but he had said because she's like what are you up to he's like i'm just hustling you know he doesn't play anymore he's doing reality shows keeping up with sports like he is definitely his hustler era centers yeah so i actually think like this was probably a really good opportunity i'm sure he got paid not a ton but like to be on the show you just have to get paid um and just more exposure for him and his businesses like it's all like this in this line of work like

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them having him on is actually big for him. So I get why people feel like it was weird because people feel very just protective of him and he's very sensitive. I didn't think it was exploitative. I just thought like, I don't know, I didn't feel, I didn't get like resolution. And then they were just flashing back to like old footage of them.

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And it's such a time, like it's literally a different time. It's so crazy. And it's sad, obviously, but I feel like I've stopped feeling sad.

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And the conversation got it like got off to a bad start because the first thing he said is like, where's Rob? I think he thought they were at Chloe's house. They were at Malika's house. And they were like, Rob's at his house. This is Malika's house. And I think just the immediate mention of Rob, I think, brought Chloe back. Like Rob was a huge part of the end of their relationship.

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And Chloe never really expressly said what happened. But when they were all living together in that house that Jessica Simpson lived in. Chloe had said that was like some of the darkest times. That's like really when we stopped seeing Rob after that. So I don't know what the hell went down.

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yeah I agree I agree I don't know this didn't hit the thing is I'm actually happy for Kardashians on Hulu because I feel like for the last couple of years like they keep trying to like make moments on the show and they just really fall flat people are not I can't remember the last time something that happened on the show like really became like I opened my TikTok the next day and it's everything that I see and that's what I saw this morning so I'm happy for them that like they tried to make a moment and they actually worked yeah um I think it's good for the show I feel like now people are talking about the premiere they react to news on the show they don't make

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Well, I can't even imagine why she would want to do it in the first place. But some lessons have to be learned the hard way. And I agree. It's, like, not a creative joke. Like, if you're going to make... But that's the thing about a roast. You walk into a roast and it's, like, no holds barred. It's, like, very... It's low bar, bottom of the barrel, like, really below the belt type of shit. So...

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For me, a book automatically goes down a star if the main character, whose POV we're reading from, is unlikable or not someone I can champion. Yeah. And I'm very much like a self-starter, a dust yourself off type of gal. I try and see the positive in life. And I just feel like this girl is like, life is hard a hundred percent. And she's just like, I don't know.

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Kim being Kim, like she should have known what people were going to say about her like sex tape. Ha ha. It's not a creative joke. Somebody really funny and smart wasn't making a joke like that. Yeah. So I agree with her and I doubt she'll ever show up to a roast ever again.

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yeah but I thought it was plus she got booed oh that's right but I felt like the roast in general like the news that came from it was good for her like she did well and maybe she had like him yeah no oh my god everyone was just talking about the booing yeah I guess I don't know I remember like her jokes doing well and I don't even remember people talking about her jokes I couldn't even recite one joke she made all I remember was the news about her getting booed oh so yeah I guess that's why she wouldn't want to do it again yeah of course and then like when they do talk about her they call her a whore why would she ever sign up for that I don't know

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No, whenever I think about roasts, not to bring up Joan Rivers' documentary, but it is a timeless piece of art. she is getting ready for, she's been chosen to be like a Comedy Central roast. And she's like, it's an honor. It's an honor. It's the last thing on the planet she wants to do. She knows everyone's just going to like make fun of her face and her plastic surgery. And it's like not funny.

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It's not smart. It's not creative, but it's so much money. And it's quote an honor. And she hates every minute of it. She just like sits through it for the money and also for like the platform. Yeah. And ever since then, like I just find roasts like of women, I find them repugnant. Yeah.

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It's different for a woman, too. The jokes are just so disgusting. They talk about your low-hanging vagina. It's really, really, it's disgusting. But they can also be enormously helpful and rehabilitative for someone's image, Justin Bieber. Nikki Glaser. Exactly. Oh, well, yes. I'm talking about if you are the subject of a roast.

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Yeah, I could never. I will never participate. Insane.

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Jackie, when we were in Portugal for Brian's 40th, like, on the last night, he wanted a roast. And he asked me to host it, and he had, like, six or seven people roast him. And I said, like, what obviously can't we talk about? Like, just tell me, and I'll tell everyone. And he was like, nothing. Like, he was seriously like, I don't give a fuck. That could never be me.

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Yeah, but also, when people have, like, their friends... write roasts for them, your friends aren't, like, seasoned comics, and your friends aren't going for, like, really disgusting jokes. You're just, like, telling embarrassing stories more. It's different than, like, a professional roast with comics who write, like, dirty jokes.

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are trained in the art of like writing jokes whereas your friend just like wants to do a roast like I just feel like it could go so sideways and all it takes is one comment to seriously ruin your night and ruin your friendship but you it takes a certain type of person to request that sort of activity for your birthday you can't and and and if somebody does say something completely out of line you are you have no ground to stand on you cannot be mad that's what you're saying you can't be mad

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You can't be mad. Okay. If it's like a regular person having a birthday party. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was literally your idea. The vlog squad used to do that. Do you remember that? No.

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Back in the vlog squad, like heyday, one of the things that they did that people loved was like for some of the members birthday, they would like rent out a comedy club and they would vlog the whole thing and would all be online and people would like die because it would be like members of the vlog squad who, you know, roasting other members. And it got real. It was like it was dark. Oh, my God.

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I feel like she's not helping her situation at all. What percent are you at? Like three.

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I could never could never. It was mostly the male members. I could never.

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I have loved how this story has unfolded for Giselle, honestly. You'd love to see. She played the long game. And now, net-net, she's probably in such a better place, so much happier. Not that it's a competition between her and Tom, but if it was, he would be losing. He's not not. And we know it was hard for her. We know he really forced her hand to... to this divorce.

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And even as recently as like maybe a year ago, like before her pregnancy announcement, when she was pulled over by the cop and she just had like that breakdown, it's been very difficult for her. And I love to see her now in this era of her life thriving. And when you look at Tom Brady, not that he's not thriving, but I don't feel like he has a lot of personal happiness.

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I totally forgot that that was your analysis on the subject. And it's so poignant, actually. Like dead serious. It never happens.

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Yeah. I love this. I'm really happy for her. What do we think the baby's name is? She also like doesn't give a flying fuck about like public life anymore. Like we know things about Giselle just because she's so famous. She doesn't share. I think that she's really been, like she's had enough. I think she saw an ugly side of it with her divorce and stuff. So I don't know.

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There's not going to be like a, you know, a big baby name announcement. I wonder what we're going to find out.

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Yeah, I just watched the episode of Curb with the foist. So funny. So good. I know you didn't have like a fab morning. I didn't have like a particularly exciting one. The fab morning I was hoping for. How's your morning?

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Yeah, or like she's paparazzi-ed and wearing a necklace that says, like, you know, David.

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Is it a boy or a girl? We don't know. Third child. Oh, wow. So, yeah, she's really... keeping it under wraps.

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Right. And I can't imagine why this guy would throw his first of all, because we talk about the astroturfing all the time. I actually didn't know the name of the company or the guy who she was alleging who did it. But now we do. So if you're going to throw your hat in the race and like your name out there in public, like you really must feel like you've been wronged. Yeah.

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Because he was living like kind of a pargy anonymous part of this. I'm sure some of the people who are like, you know, reading every document that comes out know his name. But for the most part, like it's been, you know, Justin, Blake, Ryan, maybe some of the publicists, Melissa Nathan, Jennifer Abel, Jonesworks PR. But I hadn't heard. So now we know. And it's like, well, yeah.

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You must have something to prove, sir.

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It is. And I just, I had read an article yesterday that with Justin Baldoni's case, it's possible that Taylor Swift will be deposed. I saw that. Which would be so crazy because depositions are public filings. Like you can watch them.

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It's relatively standard, which I guess comparatively, like it's amazing to yours. But it snowed in NYC last night. I had to wear my snow boots to work last night. But that type of snow where it also rained. So not only did it not stick, we didn't get any pargy. That's your least favorite. We got no pargy vibes. You got brown. And like the kids, the kids still have to go to school.

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So I think any chance of people thinking that Blake would show up at the Super Bowl with Taylor is pretty much kaput now. Mm-hmm. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Now they're sludge on the ground, like gray, sludgy ice. Thanks.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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I think the sheer fact that I haven't remarked on it is really all you need to know because a commute should be an ideal commute like requires no commentary you know there's no crazy traffic there's no crazy walking it's just like will you text me where the new studio is just so I can like do you not know the address I don't know like the cross streets like can you just text it to me so I can put in this very moment so I can put myself in your snow boots you want me to do it right now yeah just so I can put myself in your snow boots yeah sure sure sure

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, she's hilarious. I have to send you some of the press conferences. Jackie, the sheer volume of reporters, the microphones in her face. It looks like the OJ Simpson trial. Like, so you ever like when you when you remember that trial, like so many people like microphones. There must be 30 microphones in her face at once.

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And she is answering every single question. Well, we'll keep you posted on what's next. Yeah, I do feel like deportation is next, to be honest. She is breaking the law.

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I think the officials do want her out of there. The media is loving it.

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It's true. And Pakistan hasn't had this viral of a moment on TikTok since to sacrifice my own life for Pakistan. Right, so they will do. So I think that... Yeah. And I think this is maybe better. I don't know. I think so. I think it's better. I really wish everybody in this story. I wish them well.

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I wish peace for the family of the 19 year old boy who got themselves like, you know, they haven't known a moment's peace since this lady showed up in October. They have literally fled the country. I'm wishing them well. I'm wishing her well. If she is struggling with her mental health, obviously that's sad, but she's brought joy to millions and that's not sad. No.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't watch the Real Housewives. Did I not tell you that? No, you didn't. No, I just thought like this week was kind of a wash after I didn't do it yesterday. And like, I'll watch two next week. I'll catch you on the next one.

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What do current events have to do with it? I don't know.

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yeah no I actually think her entire journey on this show would be considered a flop one because the show isn't particularly good and I think her joining was like a bit of a step down for her like based on who she is in New York she has this huge business and I know all the ladies were like making fun of her bags like that they're ugly and sell at Marshall's but like that's how you get rich like she's really she's legit like say what you want she's up there with Jenna Lyons like for sure um

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So I do think overall, like she will look back on this time and be like, that wasn't a good move because the show flopped. She didn't really particularly make any waves. And then she left with this weird statement.

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And I do really wonder like what the impetus behind her joining the show was. Like to what end? She doesn't need money. Perhaps it was like a little bit more personal fame. Like everybody knows the brand Rebecca Minkoff. Maybe they don't know Rebecca.

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A thousand percent. So Bryn is leaving. I don't believe this will be the last person we hear from, whether it comes to like getting fired or leaving. But now we've lost Bryn and Rebecca. I don't know where the show goes from here. I don't entirely disagree with them rebooting this particular franchise.

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Badly. I think it could be done in a better way. I think that if we are to keep two of that, if we are to keep anyone from this franchise, and I don't think that we need to. I think it's okay to start again. I would keep Erin and I would keep Psy. Maybe Uba.

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Yeah. That's really weird. Like, not the community.

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Yeah. Also, except I wanted to say one more thing. Abe Leachie was on the Dumois podcast. I saw a clip of it basically being like, yeah, we know we know a couple of people like who are leaving. We don't know what's up with the show. And I guess he was talking about Rebecca, Rebecca Binkoff. But then it reminded me I saw a clip today. So Dave Portoy recorded the Dumois podcast. OK.

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And it will not be airing because he said like it was 30 minutes of airing. him screaming at her. What? And I guess like she had asked, maybe she doesn't, I've never been on her podcast. I think she asks all of her guests to sign an NDA so they can record via Zoom and like she can see them, but not, you know, sacrifice her identity. And he was like, no.

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I agree. I like them a lot. And I especially like how they look in our vertical video, which is huge for us when we promote our show, like our clips on social media. It's a huge, it's like our one and only means of marketing our show. And yes, we like them a lot. And it's also like effective for different formats for us.

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So they just recorded like blind Zoom, like no without video. And he was just going on and on about how she's a coward and she posts, publishes lies about him, her friends, his friends, anyone he knows. Like really kind of saying all the things you would want, like a celebrity would want to say to Dumont. He was like, we were screaming at each other for 30 minutes and it's not going anywhere.

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And he was like, I wish she would publish it. I wish she would publish it too. That sounds so interesting. I know. Yeah. He did a guest spot on BFS. Literally the only people making news at the Super Bowl. BFS pod recorded a Super Bowl episode and Dave rejoined. You know he left the podcast. Yes I do know. But he made a grand return and he told this story and I thought it was so interesting.

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I think like he said we were yelling at each other. I'm sure it was like probably mostly him. And did he come on the show to yell at her? I don't know why he like agreed to the booking.

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that made him mad like because I guess it is a little maddening I think the NDA thing was probably like something that pissed him off that like when the argument came up he just like withdrew from his arsenal but I think I would imagine he did not commit to the interview in good faith he was like oh I have an opportunity to yell at Dumas like let's do it I think he has like a long-standing hatred for her wouldn't she know that when she reaches out to him

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Yeah. It's hard to book a guest in this day and age. Oh my goodness. Yeah, it was a really crazy story. I would love to hear the raw footage.

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Okay. He told the story. But release the tapes, Dumas. Release the tapes. Yeah.

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I stand by what I said yesterday. It's on. I'm throwing hands. If I ever meet this infection that has infected both of my nephews, it's on.

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It's true. All press is good press. Mm-hmm. Well, that's our show, you guys. A nice Nesafi for you. Nesafi. Nice short one for you. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Justin Lin morning show. We deliver the best stories you need to know. Remember to find us on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe. We give this video a thumbs up.

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We're also available as a podcast. We're a podcast. We have fans. We have a podcast. We have a podcast. We have a podcast.

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You've been like really fucking up recently. I just want to let you know. Like try less. Try less. Like every day I look, I'm like I'm almost there and you're getting worse. I was literally there the other day. First of all, your heart isn't even straight. Like tilt your thumb back. This isn't fun anymore.

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I feel like actually we might like get it.

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And if we were to take them down, which we're not, like they are welded to the wall. We'd have to redo the wallpaper. Like they are staying. And I just want to say like everyone, you're allowed to have your opinion, 100%. You could say they're the ugliest frames you've ever seen in your life. And that's valid. That is your truth, 100%.

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But I actually need the people who are saying like they're getting vertigo and migraines and they have to stop watching because of the frames. I actually need you to calm down because even by my standards, that is so fucking dramatic. Like you're going to be okay. You could still watch a show and the frames are saying.

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At the end of the day, like we sit here, you know, we look at the frames. Actually, the frames kind of look at us. Yeah. Oh, the frames. I texted you our new studio address if you're interested in placing yourself.

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Yeah. It's a good world and it's a good studio. And I'm so glad to be out of that old studio. And yes, you haven't heard about my commute because it's been so non-eventful. Nothing to write home about. That's so great. Yeah. It's Thursday. Very chill kind of day. You know, kind of sandwich between Deer Toaster, sandwich between Queenie and Weenie. And? I'm not going to lie.

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I am, like, I'm a part of Southern Charm erasure. You are. I, for some reason, just, like, can't. And I have nothing against it. I like all the castmates. They've come on the toast. They're actually really lovely people. I think it's a great show. For some reason, like, I just can't get on board with it.

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And like when you meet them, they really are very similar to who they portray on the show. Sometimes you'll meet a reality star who's like so different from the character that they play. It's like really like a role for them. Whereas Southern Charm, people are just like filming themselves. It's not even like a role whatsoever. Yeah.

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No, no, you do it for the health of the business. Exactly. That's beautiful. Well, we don't really have a lot to recap in the pre-fast five banter today. So if you wanted to dive in, I would be open unless you had anything else you wanted to discuss. Any issues you want to take umbrage with me? You want to like start a fight?

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I also feel like in years past, the week leading up to the Super Bowl, like we've been talking about the Super Bowl so little. Whereas in weeks past, it's like every day there's big news coming out. But not this year. I feel like it's kind of low key.

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Yeah, and the only reason I even remember that all those people are New Orleans is because some of the videos of Travis at press conferences have gone viral. That's literally all I've seen.

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No, I saw like so many clips from Travis's press conference yesterday that was actually making me butt clench and making me embarrassed to be of the same species as that reporter from CNBC. And I actually think, not that I'm pro cancel culture in any way, but I don't know how do we get these journalists to stop acting this way, unless we, like, name, shame, and blame.

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So, yes, CNBC and Nickelodeon. Did you see the CNBC girl? She was trying to, like, ask questions about sports, but from her angle, which is finance. She works for CNBC. I don't know why the fuck she's at the Super Bowl, but okay. The Diamonds? Let me get in there with, like, a finance question, but let me also take a little bit of a Taylor Swift angle.

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So she was trying to do so much with her question. Talk to somebody who works in sports about her... beat, which is finance, and then also make a moment with Taylor. Travis, do you think diamonds are a good investment? And he's like, yeah. And he brought it back to the Super Bowl ring. He's pretty young. He's pretty sly. That was a great answer. But she wouldn't give up. She would not be deterred.

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She was like, are you going to be purchasing any diamonds anytime soon? And he was like, I don't know. For the most part, we're always saying he's very gracious with these people, but you could tell he's at the end of his rope. He was like, I don't know. I'll have to see what I need. Maybe some earrings. That's what he said.

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And then she finished off the interview with like the most random, dumb, bad question. Proof that she needs to not only leave the Super Bowl, she needs to leave this industry. She goes, any good stocks right now? That's me, my first day in this country on planet Earth. I'm an alien from a different planet. And I come and I need to pretend to be a journalist who works at CNBC.

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So I would say, any good stocks right now? Did he have an answer? Yeah, he actually made her feel stupid. Thank you. He goes... I don't know, I'd have to talk to my financial advisor. I'm a, oh, Travis. What does he play? Oh, tight end. Right, I'm a football player. I'm not too sure about that. He's like, I'm not too sure. I haven't spoken to my finance people about it. Such a dumb question.

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I actually wanted to die for everyone involved. And you're right. At first, it was really admirable how he handled some of these clowns with kid hands and was very playing around, ha, ha, ha. But now it's his third Super Bowl and this People have really taken his kindness for weakness and they're getting worse.

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You've missed absolutely nothing.

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Yeah. And you could tell his vibe was was shifting, but he's he can't be rude for a million reasons. And he's also just not a rude person. But sometimes it's like everyone has their limit. Yeah. And I just think. I think it's time he hit his. Like, really, we're due. We're due. Yeah.

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Me and Ben were discussing last night. He was like, you know, telling me all the offerings, places we could go, people we could do with. And none of it sounded as good as watching it in my bed. Yeah. So that's where we landed. And I said, next year we can go balls to the wall, but like not to be, it has nothing to do with being pregnant. Honestly, it's the fact that like, I like the Superbowl.

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Like I like to watch it like television. When you're at a party, everyone's talking, chatting, and you can't hear anything. You can't watch the commercials. Like it's just not premium. I like to, I have to come here and recap it. What are you going to eat? That's what Ben and I were discussing after we decided to just stay in bed.

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And he's going to come to me with a list of things and we'll either veto or move forward. You'll prepare the menu? Yeah. Yummo.

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My neighbors invited us for like a Super Bowl party. Wasn't expecting to take a stray bullet on the toast this morning. Are they hosting or are you?

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Not to skip past everything you just said, I do want to rewind really briefly to your use of the word tumultuous. I feel as though that's not a word we use enough between you and I as a society, but also here at The Toast. And I just want to make tumultuous great again. Okay.

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So hopefully like they start doing stuff soon. Like there's been no news. That's a fun part. They've been down there for a whole week. Like what's the tea? Yeah. It does feel very low key. New Heights had like a big party last night. Oh, wow. I didn't even know. Yeah. Jason Kelsey hosted. Obviously Travis couldn't go.

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But like all these brands, everybody's down at the Super Bowl like trying to make a moment. And New Heights had like a big party last night. I just want to say none of you are making a moment. No, I know. The only reason I know about it is Brianna Chicken Fry went and she was like freaking if Taylor was going to be there. She wasn't there. But I saw her getting ready for it.

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And that's the only reason I knew. That's so crazy. Where is the hype? Am I like not on the right platforms?

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And where are the celebs stepping out spending time in New Orleans? Like where is all of it? It's such a good question. Okay, like I'm glad about the only one feeling like this is a weird Super Bowl. Yeah. Because remember when it was in Arizona, like every day there was a big party. Vegas. Everyone was there. Vegas. What is it?

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I saw a lot of people there on social media, exclusively through Brianna Chicken Fry. All the Barstool people are down there. She's your Super Bowl correspondent. Literally. Yeah. Okay.

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She's very magnanimous, this Taylor Frazee Paul. She's great. How did you feel when Layla showed Taylor the text messages in the...

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Oh, my God. Because when I saw that, I was like, damn.

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No, you could tell it was like someone pushing the show forward.

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Yeah, no, it was a necessary, like it would have just been, I don't know how things would have played out, but it wouldn't have been like- It wouldn't have been as explosive.

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It was amazing. So when Layla showed Taylor your guys' group chat and like it was pretty like mean. Yeah, it was, yeah. Like were you cringing? That's like my worst nightmare.

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She's young. She's like halfway there. She is young and that does come through. And as a Taylor Frankie Paul stan, I was rooting for her in that moment when everyone was against her. I was glad that she had seen the text messages, but it's also not fair to show someone things that you've said about them when you never thought they would see them.

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Cause I was going to ask, like, it is weird if someone does something big and you guys comment on everything. That's like, for sure. That was what mom talk is like that nobody commented that everyone happened to be too busy that day is odd.

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Yeah. Cause like she didn't like, I guess how Taylor like goes online and just starts like having an emotional reaction. That's like, she calls her a liability, but that's also the thing that got you the show. Like it's a sword that cuts both ways.

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Like, yes, if you think of mom talk as a business, which I'm having my hard time wrapping my head around, like mom talk, like when you guys are like, this is what mom talks stands for. I'm like-

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I understand. No, the way that you just explained it makes perfect sense to me. And you and I were talking before this and I think that you guys set a really good example. for women, because a lot of the girls are really pregnant right now, and they're on press tours, and they're doing the most, and they're dancing with the bellies at Stagecoach.

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And I feel like a lot of the times when women are on reality television, it's either before they're going to have kids or are married, and it's fun times, or it's after, like Real Housewives. That's a good point. Yeah. No, it's summer house or housewives.

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We don't really get this moment of like while you're having while you have a young family, when you're starting a family, when you have kids and are pregnant. And it's really refreshing to see these girls like out there so pregnant, like still working, like on the number one show on TV right now.

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Like, I think it's great for pregnant women and just like moms and young moms to not just like when you're 40 and your kids are in school and you can get back to work.

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That's where other shows suffer when you can tell they don't hang out in the off season. They need to get back together. It takes a few weeks to drum up drama. But like you guys, cameras went up and now we need to get caught up on everything that happened in the past few months.

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no and it's like don't count out the pregnant women i feel like a lot of your career sometimes does slow down like when you're pregnant just because you're slower and like that's how it is and people sort of like okay we'll wait till you're back yes but no i think it's so great what you guys are doing and you guys kind of like cycle through it like like whitney was pregnant she was sort of like you know wasn't at the top of the mom like in the front of every video she's like taking her time and now she's back and she's that's why there's so many of us we can like help each other out you know and i think that

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I personally, because that's the stage of life that I'm in, I love it. I was also saying this about the Valley too. And I feel like there are now a couple more shows that are focusing on this era. And even as they talk about like, what's going to happen with Summer House and like Lindsay Hubbard.

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And it's like, I don't need her to be on Real Housewives of New York, but I would like a show about like young families. Like, I think that's interesting.

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No, so like, thanks for your service. You're so welcome. What I also didn't realize is that you had a one-year-old when you filmed season one. We were just talking about this. So like, that's a hard time. That's like an intense time.

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It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast. I am joined by Jessi from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives today.

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Yeah. And like the physical, I feel like to me, I also think about like the weight, like not to be like vain, but like the weight and being on camera, like typically it wouldn't be like the forefront in my mind, but it's like hard to like see yourself changing so much.

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Oh, so the things that are happening in real time will make it.

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Okay, so even though they're not on the reunion, we're going to see it all play out.

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season and we just need more of you guys like seriously i'm going through withdrawals even talking to you today like it's all i have put it all out of my mind i'm like you're like this is actually bad for me like i don't even remember this season like what i'm gonna talk about like why didn't you support taylor exactly it's all coming back to me but no the next season like if you thought this season was crazy the next season is like insane

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Okay. Well, I seriously can't wait. Thank you for indulging me in this recap. And for the toasters, we've been waiting for this one. And now we're going to do the Fast Five Stories. Because you're a toaster, you know the drill. I do. We've got a lot to talk about. So without further ado, here are the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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No, it's so good. Do you guys all have this mentality of like, we are giving everything to this show. Like we're not going to hold back because I feel like that's how it comes off. Like people aren't too precious about like not wanting to be liked. They're like, this is, we have the show, like let's make the most of it.

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Our first story was a video that dropped yesterday after we finished recording that sort of broke the internet as much as one video can. I'm sure it broke Claudia's brain as well. I saw her story and that's how I saw it. It broke my brain.

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Honestly, because Meghan Markle posted a video of her and Prince Harry in the delivery room while she was waiting for the birth of their daughter, Lilibet in 2021. Yesterday was Lilibet's birthday.

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Yeah, she posted like a couple like sweet tributes to her daughter and then also posted this moment from her pregnancy in 2021, where they're dancing to the baby mama dance song. Like that was a trend there for a minute. Yeah, but you know what I saw this morning? And I don't want to give any credence to any rumors, because you just mentioned it.

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This song came out in 2021, a month before this video was filmed. But it wasn't a trending song until 2023. Oh, so did she start the trend? I don't know. But she just posted it for the first time. Right, but... If she took the video in 2021, but the song wasn't really popular, I don't know how she found it and knew every word. Especially because she's not the most skilled with social media.

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She's not trendy. She's a millennial social media user, not on the forefront of trends.

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just want to say that it came out in 2021 a month before the video so the song was out okay i don't know what people are alluding to with that i think people like have weird conspiracy theories about her pregnancies i don't buy i'm literally not bought into any of that i want to talk about the video at hand yeah take out the timeline yes they're dancing to baby mama's song in the delivery room while she's like trying to induce labor she's like a week after her due date and

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And she's breaking it down. She's an amazing dancer. I love videos of people dancing. Especially that pregnant. Like that's insane. No, I loved watching this video of her. Like she's got the moves. He is like petering in and out. Like I just know Claudia's dying. Like look at me, look at me. Yeah, no, and it's just so weird. But I really was like so shocked by this video.

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No, and also it like helps with the success of the show after the season because then like viewers can go to your Instagram. There's so much there on your TikToks and feel like they're keeping up with you until we get next. Like we're constantly fed. It's a perfect formula for a show.

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Not a lot shocks me anymore. Like, and scandalized by it. Like, it's just so like regular, it's so mom talk. Like this is something Whitney would do.

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And she's going into the archives. She wasn't posting anything before.

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That's just like fun stuff that you do with your husband. You're silly in the waiting, like in triage. And I think it's a really cute video, but I'm just like shocked that she posted it, that that's how they are sometimes.

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no so it's it is shocking also i want to know did it work like did her water break after oh i don't know probably because her caption was like we tried everything spicy food so then we had to get to this yeah it's actually it's like a really long video too it's like she knows the whole dance all the words him too he's like got on the beat yeah harry's got the beat he's got the beats

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It was interesting for sure. I was like, okay. I just want everyone to know, like, I was seriously shocked by this video. Like jaw on the floor. Yeah. In a positive way. And also just like thinking about Queen Elizabeth, like I'm not.

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Yeah, I think more and more they will. I think they've gotten their feet wet and they're doing a lot of content. Now she's posting much more. So I think they'll be doing more of this and in real time too. Does he post a lot? I don't even know. I don't think he has an Instagram. I think it's just like the Sussexes. They're like official Instagram.

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Do you think about that? I mean, like, I think a lot of people are like, they don't say it in such an earnest way. They're like, why do they keep the titles?

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It's like clout. It's clout. Like, would you renounce being a Duchess just because you didn't get along with the family?

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But I like I would you couldn't pry the title for my whole dead hand. Totally. Like I want the title. I don't want the work. Like, yeah, but I think I would have been up for the work. I don't really know. Like just knowing like how I am, like I just think I would have been up for the challenge or I just would have if I'm not that sort of person, like I would have stayed away.

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I think people go into it like, oh my God, I'm a princess, like slay. And no, you're like at a local ribbon cutting for the opening of a library.

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I think it was just not what she thought it was going to be. And she's not getting along with everyone. Let's get out of here.

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But I just am curious what made Harry follow Sue. Well, that's the bigger question. Because I feel like her actions are understandable. This isn't for me. I want out. And the fact that he just hightailed it and turned on. And then not even just leaving the family, which I think was really scandalous.

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After I finished season two, I needed more. Like I seriously went through withdrawals. I messaged you that I'm depressed that it's over. Like I can't think about anything else. So like I started like watching drama videos of being like, well, Jesse commented about Demi saying this and that. And it's like every single day there's new information like that.

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Then airing all the dirty laundry, writing the book, just not in the best way.

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Yeah. I don't know. I think the bridges were burning and then he really just.

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It is sad. It's very sad. Our next story is a little unhappy couple news. Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin have split after eight years together. I believe she ditched her engagement ring while shopping in New York City after her and Chris Martin have now called things off for good. That's so sad. It is sad. I feel like we've been prepared for this because they kind of are on and off again.

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And this isn't the first time there's been rumors about them. But I thought they were a great, cute couple.

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It's a really good family unit. So it's also sad that now there's a gap that might be filled by someone who...

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Oh, that's weird. I hadn't seen that. Thanks for the tea. Have you ever seen the movie Blended? No. You have to watch it. Is it good? Oh my God, it's so good. It's one of my favorite movies and it's about a blending. Wait, is it Adam Sandler? Andrew Barrymore.

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I agree. And when you're with someone for eight years, it's more than a breakup, even though they weren't married or they didn't have kids. It's like a divorce.

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Now I've sort of weaned myself off of being addicted to the drama. And now I'm just waiting for season two, part two.

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Yeah. But then I just chalk, it depends on the person, but sometimes with like someone like Dakota, I just chalk it up to like her being different. Yeah, you're right.

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So probably he's a little different. We're like, no, we're not having a traditional marriage, but I'll give you a ring because you're my partner.

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Yeah, especially him just because he dates really fabulous women. I don't know like who she's typically dated.

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That is good. I can add them to the list of eligibles.

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she's 35 oh okay he is 48 oh okay gotcha a huge age gap no not a huge gap um i saw something so weird this morning speaking of age gaps in reality television like on the bachelor in paradise i think they're sending like golden bachelors down there with the the young the youngins i saw that and then jesse palmer was like we hope that there's an age gap relationship i'm like what

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And then when people push back on it, he was like, no, like Bill Belichick, like it's all the rage, what?

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I think that's so weird and I don't understand how they're like getting away with that. You would think the powers that be would just be like, that's an awful idea. Yes, I think it's because they are so desperate to like keep it,

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I'm going to be watching, but I got really sick last night, guys. I don't know if I told you that. Like pregnancy sick? No, I thought it was at first because I was just like feeling really off and unwell. And then I like took a nap for like late, like by seven. And I woke up, I was like, I'm going to throw up. I literally threw up all my guts up, which I like, I gag all the time.

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And like maybe would like throw up like in my mouth, but not to be gross. Yeah. But not like spill my guts up. Yeah. Like I had a little bit of a bug or something. Was it like food poisoning? I think, I think, I think like food poisoning, not just something like, I don't know.

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Oh my gosh. So last night I was just like focused on recovering.

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And it's every day, right? No, it's really crazy. But I will endeavor. I will get into it this week. It was good.

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Our next story is a little reality TV news because Kim Zolciak and Corey Bierman's daughter, Ariana Bierman, who is now on this new Bravo show, Next Gen NYC, she claims that her parents spent all of her money amid their divorce. So on the new episode of the show, on the premiere, she said, I've been on TV since I was five years old.

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I did reality television with my family, and then I started posting on Instagram. I got my first brand deal when I was 14. I feel like we were all there. We all remember this time. Express Mile Atlanta. She said, I was doing like three posts a week, and you get paid astronomical to do a story or do an Instagram post, and I made quite a bit of money. But unfortunately, my parents took my money.

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She said she can't say exactly what her parents used the money on, but found out that it was gone two years ago. She said, I don't even know how much money I made over the time period. Nobody was honest. There was no transparency, and I have no idea where it actually went. How old is she? She is now...

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Definitely. And I think like the most recent conversation people were having about it was like family channels that kids should get paid when they are in their parents content, which is like, yeah, that's a good idea. Like allowance. This is even crazier because it's not even like she's getting residuals from her mom's job.

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And then parents are managing the money and they blew it. Yeah. It's terrible. It's terrible, especially because she doesn't even know what they spent it on. It was probably just like. Uber Eats and like nothing you can even see. Isn't she the one with like a wig collection? Like it was probably all the wigs.

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And Claudia has always said for years, like the level of wealth that they live at, like just doesn't seem to be consummate with how much money they could potentially be making. So she's also like wiping the bank's accounts of her. And she also has another daughter. But I wonder if because Brielle's older, if like if Kim didn't hit this desperate time before Brielle got her money. That could be it.

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So you didn't get to see what people said in their confessionals. And you also didn't get to see how the audience reacted because you'd be like, well, yeah, I'm actually even madder.

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yeah but how sad that like the older one gets it all and then you're just like shit out of luck no that's really sad do you think that there's like do they talk are they is there i think that they do talk because in the show like in the preview like she's dropping her off in new york like giving her hug saying goodbye so like is this gonna create issues like that's crazy i don't know but i also feel like for kim she would be like yeah honey like air it out on tv that's the job it's true

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Imagine if all this money went to lawyers. Like just seriously flush it down the toilet. And they're not even getting divorced or they are. Yeah, who knows?

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I feel like that could happen. I cannot hold space for someone that they see that and that they aren't like apologetic because to see yourself is different than like to live it from your own experience. But then when you see other people's like what they're going through and their testimonials and like, it just, you realize like not everything is just from your point of view.

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as I did before. And I'm sure some of the other girls too, it's like- That's how we all feel, yeah. You have to like question, at least in the beginning, someone's intentions when they're apologizing because they've gotten in trouble. Why are they apologizing?

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Yeah, and what's funny about your show is there's not really a split audience reaction. It's not like people really being like, team Demi, team Taylor. And even last season with Whitney, it's not really split, it's very- It's like, we hate Whitney, she is the villain.

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But I kind of like how you guys don't take it so seriously. It's like, okay, I'm the villain today. I'm gonna play into it, I'm gonna do the TikToks. They made villain TikToks.

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Yeah, it'll be interesting to see because it feels like Demi's a little more hard-headed.

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Because she's well-spoken. She's really smart. I could see her and me being like, okay, Whitney, I'm sorry.

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And this is the episode that I think everyone's been waiting for, that I've been waiting for, because I've been bursting with Secret Lives of Mormon Wives thoughts since I watched it two weeks ago. But we never did an official recap because Claudia and I were on break. Oh, yeah. Your job here today is so important. Welcome, Jessie, and a toaster.

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laughing so hard thinking about me next season being like to me he's really changed okay i don't think you will think that maybe season four oh my god and then what was so crazy is like this whole season was like a season you know and then the last five minutes like i'm watching a whole nother show i know i know that's a little sneak peek into what you're gonna get okay i can't even go down that road yet and i'm seeing like marciano making tic tacs i'm like okay i'm like you're not even part of the story no he's being so thirsty

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and it's actually ruining it. Can you stop? Give us a little mystery because right now when I see all these TikToks, I'm like, okay, you are so thirsty. Whatever you said in that hotel room, I don't believe. Well, good. I'm glad. Yeah. And it seems like the way things are playing out after the show, nobody believes that. That's clearly not what happened.

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Yeah, I hope so. When we think about people who are super unkind to Jen, I actually don't think of you. Because you actually had a really interesting arc in the second season. Because I feel like you and Demi came into season two being fan favorites.

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Mysterious, like who is this guy? Oh my gosh, it's somebody's secret lover. And then when it's really about you, come out and tell your side. But all the videos I'm seeing against my will, I don't trust you and what you're saying.

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which is good for you. I'm like, I did not even remember that fact until now.

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easily, that was my experience. And then we start to question like, what's the truth? Not even just about you and Demi, but like about Jen and her husband. And it's like, wait, are we team Zach? No, living it, I was like, what is happening? But there's literally no way that Zach is the good guy. We saw the texts that he sent Jen in Vegas. Like that's just not what the good guy does. No.

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But perhaps there's like more to the story. So we're like watching it all unfold. And then I feel like as soon as things start to turn, like you were quick to be you're very quick to be like, actually, no, actually, like you don't have to be so stubborn. Like Demi, you like took it all the way.

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Our next story, someone who can actually convince you that the sky is green. The Wicked Part 2 trailer, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo put Glinda and Elphaba to the test in a dazzling first footage from the sequel. So Part 2, Wicked for Good, is the second part of the movie coming out. And the trailer just dropped. Plus, earlier this week...

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John M. Chu, the director, said that they're actually writing original music for this movie. And they're working with Stephen Schwartz, I think, is the original composer who wrote the first song. So they will be in line with the elk of Wicked music.

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Yeah, especially because they used all the good songs on the first movie. The only song we're still waiting for is For Good. And then I guess some reprises of the old ones. Because those were in the trailer. Yeah. Even like, I'm like, where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, Wicked that I just watched.

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That's generous of you. Really? I'll save my... like a thoughts on that until I see the whole movie. Cause right now it does still feel like a money grab. And like, they're just like so long winded. They take themselves so serious that they can't make them. It will probably be long, but they can't, they seriously can't make a movie less than six hours. Like, are you okay?

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This first one was what, like three and a half or something. Yeah. And so like to do so. And I loved the first movie. So I'm like, I'm trusting them. I'm trusting the process, but seeing the second trailer, made me excited again. It's like good party content. Like the music is fun to have like a moment in time. It's fun.

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So I'm not mad at it, but it, I'm still not convinced it needed to be two movies.

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i agree like we almost need it to bleed into wizard of oz movie and then do you think they'll redo that i think so i think i saw something people were rumors were swirling about who's playing dorothy and yes they don't show the face they don't show the face yet but i had seen i think she was in matilda the musical on netflix something like that because she was at the premiere of the first movie and they were like saying i think that that but then they could build a whole world around that about around darth that's what they're doing and do a new wizard of oz

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we're set for we're due for a new wizard of oz movie it's been how many years like 500 yeah exactly it's that time yeah no i agree with that i think that that's why i was interested as i was like oh there's gonna be more story here yeah yeah i agree when you think about that because otherwise it's just like they're split in it's like the penultimate scenes in the movie when like they're not getting along which it was really just them too in the trailer like right it's really just about them it's really just about them so we'll see what they do with it but i'm excited

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To get back in, like Wicked was such a fun time. I even have been listening to the music again recently. It was just so good.

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You're like at Wicked with your kids and your phone's blowing up like Taylor posted a video.

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That's so funny. My Wicked movie going experience is associated with that was the week that we switched my son to a toddler bed. And so the whole time I was just like, is he staying in his bed? Like I literally, did he fall asleep yet? Was he home in the bed? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yep. And it was all fine. But the whole time I'm like, did he fall asleep? Is he staying in the bed? Did he fall out?

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And so I wonder maybe when Wicked Part 2 comes out, my younger one will be converting. It's so true because what's their age gap? A year and a half.

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And he already does everything, like, faster because he wants to be like his brother.

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I'm cracking up. That's, like, I still remember when I saw Hannah Montana in the movie, which was, like, the most exciting thing that ever happened to me as a young girl. Obsessed with Hannah Montana. We saw the movie at midnight and the whole time I was worried I left my hair iron on. And it like really, I wound up seeing the movie three times in theaters, but like I will never forget that.

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Oh, for sure. For sure. Because in the beginning of the season, like you two are like a dynamic duo, which we love, but then she's doing all these things and it's like, okay, Jessie, like, are you going to make a run for it? Please do save yourself.

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The whole time I have a hit, like did I leave on my hair iron?

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I feel like so many childhood moments were ruined by thinking I left my hair ironed on. Are you OCD like that? I guess.

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I still do that. I've gotten to a place where I've realized that even if I leave my hair ironed on, it's okay. Not that I do it, but like it's just not. Do you have one that...

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Okay. It's B-A-B-Y-L-I-S-S. Yeah. But the second B is capital. So it's Bab-B-L-I-S-S. Oh my gosh, I didn't even pick up on that. Babolis. I'm seriously cracking up. I've been using this iron since, like I've been using a Babolis iron since college, calling it baby bliss. That's hilarious.

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Oh my God, totally. We haven't even talked about hair yet. Oh yeah.

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No, because, you know, I guess the only worrying thing is like if I want to keep my color, like how will I find it?

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No, for me, it's like I love my hair color. But more than that, I love like not having to color my hair. Like I feel like it's like a level of maintenance that I don't even realize I'm so privileged to not have to experience like every what six weeks.

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That's like people who have like naturally like beautiful wavy like. blow out looking hair like never actually learned how to style hair that's true you're right do you have curly hair or straight hair I do like now it's like more wavy just like it's dead mostly but like I've been doing my hair since the Hannah Montana movie came out like that's why I left my hair iron on yes I'm dead.

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Do you ever wear it curly? Um, no. Okay. No. Like maybe sometimes like on the weekends, but then I just put in a slick back bun. Like I don't even. Cause here in Florida, it like, does it frizz up? Like even when I blow it, if I like, I'm trying to do a blowout, but it's like a humid day. Then like, it will get a little like puffy. I don't mind puffiness though. Like it's volume.

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Today I have no volume because I was going to wear my hair up because it's a Thursday. So usually my cycle, I go hair up, but you're the hair queen. So I just felt like, I don't know what if you came here and like asked to style my hair. Like I got to do it live on the show.

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But I also love the signature. Like I feel like you guys, the hair was a cultural shift of first season.

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Always. It's so classic. And we like kind of fell out of it and everyone's like doing a million other cool things.

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Love, love. But like, it's a timeless look. I agree. And you guys brought us back to that. Yeah. So the show season one was good for your business. Oh my gosh.

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which is Taylor because in season one, my feelings about Taylor just are constantly changing. How do you feel? Cause I only see love and that's deserved. I love her. And having watched season two, I love her in season one. I, I felt bad for her, but like the way that she operates, she's just like this agent of chaos in her own life.

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I wouldn't think that it would really derail because the proof is in the pudding. All your eyes is hair.

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Our fifth and final story is some TV news that will lead into a little TV recap because summer house reunion part, no final part. They took their shots of milk. Oh, so it's two parts.

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Cause you know what? Even when I went to turn it on last night, I'm like, this show is still on. Like I've so moved on from it. I've had a long week and you know, I had to do the redheads and I got sick. And then I'm like, I literally threw my guts up. I'm like, I just watched summer house.

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Yeah, but I was just glad for it to be two parts because every part, like everything that they talked about was like core stuff. And now there's no third part.

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No, and I feel like now everyone's moving on to like Love Island. Like Summer House season is over. And it is. Good timing. Put a pin in all of it. But Paige then announced this morning that she's not coming back to Summer House after seven seasons. She put out an Instagram story saying that she's like so thankful for her time on the show, but she has a life update. to Summer House.

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I feel like this is the first in a series of dominoes that are about to fall as the show changes.

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I think she has to give up all of her weekends for the summer to go film the show. There's better things you could be doing.

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And with the wind at your back, I think it's a good time to go.

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Yeah, and I think Lindsay's obviously, her role is going to be changing. They're going to obviously have to cast new people who are going to be younger. Then the schism continues to grow of people who go out and people who don't. And it's like, we need to go back to the Jersey Shore template of young people, single, in the house, DTF.

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I know. But like you said, like Kyle's not leaving the show. No. So. Don't you think? No, I mean, even after last night, which we'll recap the reunion. So many things about the reunion rubbed me the wrong way. Even the beginning, like they were talking about like Lexi and Jesse. And like everyone's just like gaslighting Lexi into being like, oh, no, we never didn't like you.

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can't really relate to that. And it's just hard for me to completely sympathize when you're the cause of a lot of the issues that you have. And so I'm sorry that you're going through a hard time, but you keep making mistakes. And there are people like that who just can't get out of their own way. And it's frustrating to watch. So I didn't have so much love for her.

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Like Jesse didn't say these things. Meanwhile, they can like barely look at her when they're talking to her.

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They're like totally just like dismissive of her. And then they'll like try and say, oh, give all that smoke to Jesse. You know, when you're mad at him, like don't bring Sierra into it. But then like they don't give any smoke to Jesse. Like every joke he makes, they're laughing so hard. Like, oh, Jesse, you want to date Sierra? Jesse, you want to date Paige?

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And it's like, I felt really sad for her. And she had like tears in her eyes because at one point, like when they like were on a break, Gabby was like, are you okay? And she just like got emotional. Like, no, she's, it's a really weird spot for her to be in. I feel like people are being like unfair to her for no reason when she seems like a nice girl who came into the house.

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And she has Gabby, but Gabby's not full on in the cast. I feel like she's supportive as a friend, but she's not going to get in there. It's different than having Paige on your side or Lindsay.

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I don't like that. And she said, she's like, he's not as dumb as you guys think that he is. Like he's smart. And she, the whole season she's been saying like, he could sort of like manipulated situations to isolate her. Yeah. And I remember I had said, I don't think he manipulated them, but I do think he inadvertently isolated her. Yeah.

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But after last night, I think like things might be a little more nefarious than I originally thought. Like, I think he is a little more intentional and, And I don't know exactly what happened, but I don't think this just all happened by accident, because Jesse's a big dummy. He's really starting to lose points in my book. Like he's looking calculated? Yeah, a little bit.

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I don't know to what end, but I could see him, maybe just to the end, again, of being an idiot, but I could see him during the week being like, these girls aren't your friend. Don't trust anyone in the house, because that's...

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decent advice on a reality show you shouldn't really trust anyone you're also like then why trust him like but right then it just makes her cling to him more and it like creates fertile ground for this environment that was like not good for her exactly so i felt like sad for her and i was just like getting a pit i didn't like how it was all playing out and like i just felt like everyone's like goofing around with jesse when like he's the villain in this story and you they'll say yeah you're the bad guy but like if you're chumming up to the bad guy how bad do you think he really is no i agree with you i i

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But then by the end of the season, she was super pregnant. She wasn't even in the drama anymore.

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they just like him you know so it's like it's also weird it's like they like him and they're friends with him and they're also telling her when they're being girls girls by the way they're telling her not to date him but it's like wait but you like him as a friend so why isn't he good enough to be my boyfriend exactly and you would you're joking around that he should date sierra but why not me and they would support it if she dated right they really would they say like it's a joke but like it's not we all watch the season like i think they've hooked up

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I don't because Sierra had said like, she said in the last reunion, like we did worse, but she was talking about to them kissing by the pool. So I feel like if there was worse, that would have been the time for her to say it.

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Yeah, because she was so pregnant. What is she really going to do? So she kind of just like...

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Things have happened. And like Sierra made Lexi so bad, feel so bad for bringing that up on a podcast. But I don't think Lexi, like she just said what happened. I had a birthday party. I invited two people. Those two people didn't come and they hung out together that day. Like that was true. Right. There's no shade. Like that's just what happened. So it makes you feel like those two people.

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Like why get so defensive? You know, like there's just a part of me that's like, even when they went on break, Lexi's like groveling to Sierra. Like, I'm sorry that I put you up. Like I really didn't mean to like.

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So there was a Dunois blind item, like, a few days ago that Paige is, well, you know, she used code names. But, like, Paige is leaving Summer House. Oh, they knew. And that, like, Lexi, Gabby, and a bunch of people are out. Oh! So far, half of the item is true because Paige just left. Yes. But I think anybody could have told you Paige just left. Yeah. I will be shocked if they don't keep Lexi.

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I think she is perfect for reality television. I think she's like all in on season two. She was the most relevant storyline. We're just getting to know her. It'll be interesting to see her and Jesse in a house together. Yes. To see how she is as a single person without him, like where she meets someone else. So I have a hard time believing that blind item, but we shall see.

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was out a little bit and then throughout season two I just like developed such a love for her I don't even know where it like came from really but I loved when she put like Demi in her place like I love how like she's kind of on the outside but when she like I said with KFC slaps her dick on the table like everybody that was amazing everybody's listening you know what I mean and it's not just because like she was the OG but like it's because she's also saying something like correct yes

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Yeah, I think that she's valuable. I don't know how you get a better casting than her. She like obviously has millions of followers. She's very beautiful. She's a warm heart and a big personality and like is only getting more comfortable on reality television. I don't think this is the time to like cut her. No, I would be shocked by that. And I hope Gabby stays on.

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I feel like she's supportive for the girls who need support. Like even last season, like Lindsay was on the outs with everyone and Gabby was just like, you need, even if you're isolated and feeling like the villain, like you need a friend. It's a very, like for your mental health, but also then we get to see you talking to someone and sharing your side.

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I just think she's a really good sounding board. I think she gives like sound advice. That's what she is. You're right. And I think that's necessary. Not everyone is gonna be high drama, like slinging insults and hooking up with people. You're right, you're right.

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But the less she's on, the more I forget like all of the things about her that bothered me. And then she comes on and she does something like so classic Danielle, like telling Lindsay she can't be on the show anymore. And it's like, girl, you're not on the show anymore. But you came back. Lindsay can do whatever she wants. Exactly. So she just like actually cracks me up at this point.

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Yeah. Then also they talked about like Kyle and Amanda, like their journey to parenthood and like if it's going to happen. Yeah. And it's funny because it's like Kyle and Amanda seem like they're in a good place and they've said they're in a good place, but they always are like that at a reading and they're like, seriously, the world's worst summer.

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And then they're like, we've talked and we're good.

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But I do feel like in real life, like Amanda is so fed up with him to the point that she doesn't care to like talk trash about him on the show, which is like good for the show and that she's being honest. But it's like, she's just like slinging insults.

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Like you don't come home, you're out, you come home and then you start working and then you have dinner with me and then you go back to work and then you wake up early and you work out. And it's like, that seems like personal business. Like I feel like she's like big mad about his lifestyle choices. Do you think this will work out in the long run?

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I want to say yes, because every time that I thought that they would or should break up, they don't.

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I feel like for Amanda, she's not so driven by that.

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that argument for like other people and other relationships on TV, like it's good for them. Like even bachelor couples, but like, I don't feel like she's so driven by the show. I feel like she's sort of like fallen into reality TV and like, and not every season is like about her and she, like, she's just sort of there and doesn't like make her choices by what's good for the show.

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Yes, and that's what they were saying on the episode last night. He said, well, are you ready for kids? And she's like, well, I'm ready for kids for someone who wants kids. Yeah, that's what it is. But I also feel like it's a little bit of each one wanting to play chicken with each other. Because if I'm ready for kids and I have a husband, and even if he's not acting, you will act, right?

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I'm going to have my kids. Yeah, you're not putting your life on hold. Right, I feel like it's a little bit like whatever reservation she has, she's making it seem like, well, it's because of Kyle. Oh. You know what I mean? Okay. I get what you're saying. Like she could be using that as like a front. Yeah.

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And cause you're already said like, maybe she's not ready for kids, but I feel like it's not like if she were so like adamantly, I want kids right now. Like you would go and have kids to figure it out. If that's your person, you didn't leave him all the other times that like you could have left him. Like then you will figure it out.

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Yeah. So I am like, interested as well. And then they talked about Craig and Paige and lover boy and spritz. They talked about like all the drama in light of now Paige not being with Craig and they were like, do you regret defending him or like, do you see it differently? And then what they had pretty much said was like, Paige didn't really know the details of what Craig was doing or telling her.

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So she's a complex character, this Taylor Frankie Paul. And I really, now having known her for two seasons, I love her.

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Cause she, they feel like Craig didn't even know what he was doing or telling her. Yeah. It was not a good episode for Craig, but that conversation also rubbed me the wrong way. Of course, it's like a co-owner in Spritz just cause like they were making Craig out to seem like so bad for like what he did and how he lied. Why? What's wrong about it? I don't get it. Yeah.

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So first of all, he has an opportunity to collaborate with a ready to drink brand. There are a million. The idea that he has to go and run it by Kyle is so crazy. Kyle's not even on his cast. Right. He's on a separate show from a guy on this show who has a business too. Like, hey, can I do this? Like, what is Kyle king of the world?

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If Amanda wanted to do like a home care collab or a home like brand, nobody would think, well, what does Craig think? So I think just in general, like Paige being like, well, you have to talk to Kyle.

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is so far-fetched but the fact that he even did talk to kyle was like nice of him yeah i don't know exactly what happened in their conversation and i think that's where like the liar thing is coming in i know we talked about it like literally a year ago and that's when we did like craig 20. so i'm sure i could go back and listen but just on its face it's like why can't craig do a partnership with a dream that wouldn't be okay if he was ever in a contract with lover boy which he wasn't kyle

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

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owns the company outright. He's very proud of that. He doesn't even pay or give percentages to the people on his show who shill for his brand every single week. Wow. For years now. It's the lover boy show. He gives no one anything. So why would Craig think that he could go and have a partnership with Kyle when he won't even give partnership to the people that actually work with him?

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

4975.768

No, that's crazy. And it was so crazy because they were making Craig out to be, and like, you know, the spritz collab, like just to all be like nefarious. But the previous segment was all about like Kyle's toxic work relationship with lover boy and how he literally can't start a family because of lover boy and how he's all in on lover boy all the time. And it's like, okay.

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

4992.983

And you guys are knocking this like thriving family owned business. And we bring in family and we bring in friends and we bring in partners and we're team lover boy. Like I'm not T that's creating a big issue in your marriage. And you just said, Like this toxic thing now in the next conversation is like the end all be all.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5.094

Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host.

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

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Meanwhile, that brand is the reason why Kyle's wife can't even go see Paige perform at Radio City with Hannah. So the fact that history is repeating itself, no one's like well enough to be like, maybe this wasn't right the first time, let's not do it again. So it was just, it was so.

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5033.552

Yeah. And it's just like, so he came out with like a collaboration with another Spritz brand. Is it weird to see like your like business on TV? Well, it was weird to be watching it. I'm like, wait, is this play about us? Yes, exactly. Because it is. And like, they don't talk, they don't say like Spritz directly, but they're like saying Team Loverboy, which is.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

505.909

Yeah, everyone thinks they're big and brave until Taylor comes and puts them all in their place.

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5051.485

anti-spread so I'm like hey yeah it's funny because even though we had all that drama a year ago whenever I watch the show I literally forget yes yeah but then I'm watching last night it just like bothered me I'm like wait you're talking about the same brand that's literally ruining Kyle's life that he exploits his cast members for doesn't pay anyone and he's mad that Craig is working with another it just doesn't make logical sense like he has no right to be mad no it's so and that it became this like big thing when the original sin is actually not that bad but now you guys want to like

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5081.014

clown on him for doing it and then like how he did it when it's like we're having fun here i don't think i don't know that people over there are having fun no yeah well page you know won't defend yeah you're right she's not going to you're right yeah so i guess that makes sense but still and then she shared like other stuff about their relationship and like times that like she lied for him um like even that he was asked to leave kyle and amanda's wedding oh yeah what was that about

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5103.996

So it turned out to be true. And then she was like, when Danielle fed that story to the magazine or whatever, like it was more so I was mad that she would feed a story. None of us would do that about one another. But she was saying like there were a lot of times with like his drinking that like she had to, you know, tell like little lies to like get them out of stuff.

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5121.611

But Craig had said that on Southern Charm this season. He said like that he was like, he's an addict and that early in his relationship with Paige, like she was the one who like helped him like come out of that and like get help and like be a better person. And he's, he's, um, he's not in, he's sober from hard alcohol, but like still drinks like wine and beer.

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5146.165

Yeah. Like the harder stuff. And, and like ever since whatever, I don't know what his rock bottom would have been. Maybe, maybe there were some, No, Shep's was BravoCon.

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5156.112

But I don't know what it was for him, but in the last few years, he's been so focused on cleaner living, and that was actually an issue on Southern Charm, because he was shutting out all his friends, because he's like, I just want to be in my backyard, and sew, and be with my bees, because it grounds me, and I don't feel temptation.

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Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5172.204

So I felt like we started to understand what Craig's been going through. Which is good. So now Paige is talking more about the dark time. Yeah. But it wasn't so surprising for people who have watched Southern Charm who knew that he went through a lot of that.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5192.273

Right. So now, I don't know. We have to wait till Craig's on toast.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5196.194

He's got to come back and give his side now. Yeah. But that's what's frustrating about the two shows. It's like even at the last Southern Charm reunion, Craig talked a lot about what happened with Paige. And when you're watching it, you're like, oh my God. Were they broken up for his reunion? Yes. Oh, I didn't realize. Okay.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5209.367

And then we don't get her responses till this reunion, maybe four months later.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5214.272

And even the way Andy... You know, I have such beef with Andy these days. I think he's so bad at his job. Oh, I didn't know that. Give me the details.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5222.017

He's always in a bad mood on Watch What Happens Live.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5224.998

He's so impatient with his guests unless it's someone he's like obsessed with and then he's so up their butts. Oh, it's like a stark contrast. Yeah, like you could tell when he's in a bad mood when he's like annoyed if someone's taking too long to answer or like thinking about their answer. This is my perception.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5239.285

And I just like- I need to go watch with like a different angle. That's crazy. Some episodes he's happy to be there. Like last night I watched, oh, last night he was on one I watched with Amanda and Kristen Cavallari.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5249.527

Because her show, this is like the week of reality TV. That's why I'm like, I'm still watching Summer House. I have to watch Barry Cavallari, the podcast tour. The first two episodes come out. I want to watch that. She's awesome. She's awesome. So it was a really fun episode. He was not bad mood Andy. He was like- Because it was them. Maybe because it was them. I don't know.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5264.79

Like he also had a beard. So maybe he's doing something.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5272.175

Yep. That's crazy. So it was shocking for him to be in such a good mood around two women. Yeah, like, interesting. Very interesting. But they played this, like, new game called Truth Bomb.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5279.982

Where, like, he has to, like, it's very physical for him. Wait, what? He holds his bomb and he's like, the truth bomb. And it's like, what are you going to do when you guys are playing Truth Bomb and you're in a bad mood? Yeah, he couldn't.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

53.947

Oh my God, that is so fun. We knew you were a toaster because you are often spotted wearing merch. Yes. On your Instagram. And like sometimes you'll use our sounds and like people send it to us and they're so excited.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5306.165

You can just like tell when he's like impatient. I know he worries about like getting to the commercial breaks. He's got a lot to fit in. Is it actually live? Yeah. Some, most of them. Some days aren't. It depends if there's like a show on that night. Like last night was live. They're recapping the show.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5324.9

Yeah. No, I don't know. It just really bothers me. He's sometimes rude to people. Or if he's not interested in the guests because they come from a show he doesn't watch, he just doesn't ask follow-up questions. Oh, that's awful. I don't expect him to know everything under the sun, but like... I don't know, sometimes it's just like not the vibe. But anyways, I always joke about it.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5341.132

But last night when he was like saying what Craig said on the reunion of Southern Charm, he was like to Paige, well, Craig said you guys like broke up and got back together and then you broke up again. Like that's not what Craig said. And what Paige said, like that was just like a misrepresentation.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5353.278

What Paige said was the same impression that we got from Craig, which is that they broke up right after Thanksgiving. Then like, it was over the phone though. So like they needed to have like a final conversation. I think maybe Craig held out hope that it would be different.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5365.823

And then when he came to New York for Watch What Happens Live, the beginning of the Southern Charm premiere, they had a conversation in New York and that was the official breakup. So in those few days, they had only broken up over the phone. So it's probably still like a new and also, you know, let's talk this through. It doesn't mean we're on and off again.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5382.927

And then he went on Watch What Happens Live and of course didn't say they broke up because either they were breaking up that night or...

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5388.328

that morning but like they had also broken up she said they broke up once last february or something okay so like if you tell us every time you break up like we don't need to know the minute you break up no you never know what could happen and also like then people have opinions and you're like oh but wait we're good now like you don't need to get involved i that i completely understand yeah like take a few weeks make sure it's real and they broke up in february was a few days a few weeks she said a weekend

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

539.059

She was the only one to vote Whitney back into the group. That was the craziest scene. Everyone's standing around like, should we have a vote? A quorum? Yeah. And they vote no. And Taylor's the only one who votes for her. And then... when it comes down to it, Whitney chooses Demi's side at the end of the season.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5412.535

Oh, oh, no one needs to know about that. Right, right, right. Like until now, it like adds color to the fact that like there were rocky times.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5419.458

But if you broke up on a Friday, you don't need to tell us on Instagram and then on Sunday be back together.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5436.005

And like that, when you're breaking up, then you worry, like what are people gonna think? But it's like, if you don't have to worry about telling people yet, you can process how you actually feel. Who do you see Taylor ending up with?

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5467.417

Yeah, but I guess she needs to be alone so that when that person comes along, she's ready. Because the Taylor of today, I don't know her, but she's got a lot going on. And even if Prince Charming... swept her off her feet with a billion dollars. Like she might not be able to even like recognize that it's right for her.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5505.686

Me too, but I guess we'll be waiting a little bit, but that's what will be better for the longevity of the next person.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5513.629

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand. Well, thank you so much for joining me and doing the work of the Fast Five and recapping. It was so fun. The best show on television, reviving reality TV and like showing everyone, like we can still make good reality TV. I feel like people thought like, well...

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5551.859

Not for me. I do Nespresso at home. Okay. I would love a Pargy coffee, but I just feel like everywhere, every time I, I also think I just don't like coffee. Cause I'll have a coffee. I'm like, this is gross.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5562.305

No, it's coffee. I'm the same way. I like to drink white coffee. Have you had white coffee? No, I need to come. Well, we come to Utah all the time. You do? Yeah. We love like, like.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5594.061

But even like, we've also stayed like out in Caymus. Oh yes.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5598.986

Do you just rent houses? Oh, that's so good. I love that. We love Utah. So you were a Mormon wife before we were. No, like seriously, it's also the most beautiful state. Like even when Whitney and Miranda took their kids to the park and like the mountain backdrop. Oh yeah.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

561.088

We were like, what are you doing? And it's funny, after season one, of course I was so anti-Whitney. She was the villain of season one. But when season two started, I'm like, clean slate. I don't even remember why I disliked her. And I really like that about the show. I feel like you guys are really quick to forgive, which is a good quality to have in general.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5620.845

It's so beautiful. Like even Rach Parcell, Utah queen.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

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I love like being there. I love watching it. It's so great.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5641.811

It's so nice to meet you. Where can everyone follow you?

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

5671.778

I am so excited. That will tide me over until part two. Yes, yes, exactly. Thank you so much. We love you. Bye. Bye.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

577.34

But also as a reality TV star, because we can't just all not film together and all just try and

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

583.525

silo someone out like we have to move forward and you guys are all on the show for the reason you bring a lot to the show each one of you so like trying to push someone out like that like it's just not gonna work it's frustrating for the viewers so I like that Whitney had come back like doubling down on her behavior it would have been different but she did come back and she did what she had to do yeah

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

621.499

Yeah, I was rooting for her the whole season. In fact, the villain of my season was Mikaela.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

628.326

Just being so anti-Whitney. Like, nobody, nobody. Mikaela. Whitney can't come back into MomTalk. Just not letting it go. And I wasn't about it. And so I was rooting for Whitney. Because it's like, okay, she paid the price. Now let her back in. Yeah, I agree. But then when Whitney at the end of it took Demi's side, that was the oddest thing to me. And now they're back on the outs.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

648.568

And I'll be interested to see how I feel whenever season two, part two comes out. Like, do I have that same grace for Demi? Because of course, after season two, she's not my favorite. But I'm fluid.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

67.938

No, and I just want everyone to know the connection was established long ago, and we are proud.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

684.964

What's that? Exactly. Exactly. No, it's so, it is really funny to me. It's like the best thing to happen to Whitney. Maybe that's why she likes her so much at the moment.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

700.176

You guys are all like doing press together. You're doing a live show in Vegas tomorrow together. You do podcasts together. So things are good.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

770.395

Yeah, and that's why you're not so quick to be like, done with her. A couple things happen where you're starting to see, but I understand why you could be forgiving about, I wanna ask you about the salary thing. How did that go down? What was she basically saying? That she'll absorb your salary and you don't have to be on the show?

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

87.116

Sorry, good guys. You hate to see it. You got us first. I'm so sad for you that it didn't work out. But here you are today. We have such a fun show because we need to talk about Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season two, which I think, for the first time in history, we had a better season two than season one, even though season one was a cultural shift.

The Toast

Secret Lives of Toasty Wives with Jessi Ngatikaura: Thursday, June 5th, 2025

978.175

So do all of you get paid the same? That's good.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

108.887

No, no, I didn't mean one time. Once upon a time.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1181.169

Our first story, a little social media drama. Matty Healy stepped in it by going to Twitter war with Azalea Banks. So after a heated social media exchange between Matty Healy and Azalea Banks, he says he'll stick to music. He said, guys, I don't have the right kind of intelligence slash emotional maturity, etc. for social media. I literally just end up saying stuff that I immediately regret, etc.,

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

12.018

Would you say it feels like a Durs-day? Or a Thursday? Thursday. I don't know. It's a little Durs-y, because... It is, actually. We have so much going on today, culminating with you coming to my house for chicken parm.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1204.122

I'm actually just going to stick to music because I'm good at that. Having manic episodes on Twitter at 35 is kind of pathetic. So this started because...

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

124.821

No like yeah you're closer you see her more and you're closer with her now but the originator. Yeah. You're friends with Hillary by way of me. Correct. By way, I know I saw videos from the event last night. She's also pregnant. She has shared with twins, right?

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1252.364

What he first said, because she was talking about Charlie XCX looks, and he said, Azalea, you seem to have a blind spot when it comes to your reads. All the women you attack seem to be culturally relevant, attractive, divisive, and nice people. Did this have confused me? It confused him too because he used the wrong word. Okay, cool, cool, cool.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1269.577

He said, I think this makes you jealous because you're so talented, but everything else about you is a failure. Just rap, bro.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1297.31

Yeah, no, he... he regrets having started with her because she ate him alive she ate him up yeah there are so many tweets she talks about his fiance gabriel he said the bitch looks like frankenstein to me you both look like you share needles lmao um then she also went in she went she did a whole dissertation on his teeth and like gingivitis and he dealt dental health um

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1323.434

And then she also threatened to sue Healy and leak DMs in which she apologized to her. She concluded by attacking the Mattie Healy for quote, getting fined $4 million for kissing a man on stage in Malaysia, doing a Nazi salute, watching violent porn, being a heroin addict, writing shitty songs, randomly attacking black women and capping for trash white bitches. Who's that? Is that?

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1424.856

yeah like sry that sucks i don't know if azalea and lurd are going to be exchanging pleasantries like even though technically the enemy of my enemy is my friend yeah there's a lot of politics at play here yeah so that was a lot yeah azalea binks is really interesting to me yeah

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

148.847

Like I want to see her on the Hollywood power of women. Like pregnant with twins, leading a fitness class, like not stopping gorgeous, most gorgeous woman in the world.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1481.348

Yeah. Maybe that's coming. Maybe after Aaron Rodgers.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1487.392

Yeah. I mean, maybe they have, but are you reading interview mag? No, but there would be big headlines.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1501.84

Maddie Healy calling his dentist.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1521.11

Well, our next story, speaking of the Lurd universe... The Lurdiverse. Actually, I guess now Lurd and Turd. We're getting very close. But Amy Adams is reacting to a petition that would cast her as Taylor Swift's publicist in a biopic.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1536.491

So if the Swifties have anything to say about it, Amy Adams might just have her next role lined up after a fan theorized that Amy would win an Oscar for her portrayal of Taylor Swift's publicist Tree Payne in a potential biopic. The six-time Academy Award nominee reacted to a petition for the fantasy casting. She said on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. She said that would be amazing.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1555.929

That would be so fun. I mean, if it got closer, if it got me closer to Taylor, then that would be fun. LOL.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1577.875

Yeah. I've never really like looked at a lot of pics of tree pain. I didn't even realize like she's beautiful. She's a redhead.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1690.722

Oh, sure. I don't know what the payout, like what her billing cycle looks like. Right. If she's on salary.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1712.586

What sort of, what's the health insurance policy? And I love that Amy Adams' game. Yeah. Cute. Maybe one day.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1726.412

And also I feel like no one's writing up tree pains biopic. Like she would have to write a memoir or something. Like memoirs of a tree. Oh my God, I would love that. Right, and then that could be adapted. I just don't think, like, someone's going to go start, like, shadowing Trey. That's not going to happen.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1745.895

Maybe she was working for a publicist firm on Taylor's account and then went in-house.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1863.3

Yeah. And the rest is her story.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1867.082

Not to spoil the biopic or the memoir, but there you go. There you have it.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1880.52

She doesn't remind me of her at all.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1910.679

So she's in her 40s. RAH is too available. Thank you. She's 53. Never mind. Oh, wow. Okay. She looks amazing. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Meghan and Harry. There's a lot of rumors swirling about Meghan and Harry. They've been at separate events, and Harry is addressing the divorce rumors, like, sort of, in New York City. But she was supporting Tyler Perry at an L.A.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1932.64

event this week, and he was in New York. They haven't been. They posted that video a while ago, but there's been a lot of, like, divorce rumors about them. But there always is. I never take them seriously. Yeah. Not that this feels different, and I also feel like even if they are going to get divorced, like, they won't.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1976.759

No, no two people are more bound to each other than these two.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

1979.841

is bound for life uh so he uh dispelled divorce rumors uh while speaking in new york he said apparently we've bought or moved houses 10 12 times we've apparently divorced maybe 10 12 times as well so it's just like what he went on to say that he feels sorry for internet trolls who look for ways to tear down the pair he said it's hard don't be sorry we're having so much fun

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

2007.833

We are having fun. I don't know that he's having fun. I feel like she's having fun. She's at an event. That's super fun.

The Toast

Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

2018.02

I don't think he's having fun getting tattoos with Jelly Roll. No. He said it's hard to keep up with, but that's why you just sort of ignore it. Their hopes are just built and built and it's like, yes, yes, yes. And then it doesn't happen. So I feel sorry for them. I genuinely do. I just want to say, I hope... I do not want them to get divorced at all. That would be the craziest thing. Not good.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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I wouldn't want that. I hope that they, I hope that they're really happy together, you know, for everything that they, for everything that they, you know, risked. I hope it worked out. I'm a, I want a happy ending for these two. And I also want her fucking cooking show is what I want.

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Interesting. Right around the time he met Megan. Literally. She Megzited it in 2020.

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Well, I'll be talking to Sachi for about 75 minutes uninterrupted, except by Dana and Rebecca this afternoon. I finished our book for the Redheads last night, Shred Sisters. Oh, Dana, she knows how to pick them. In a good or a bad way. In like, in a Dana way. Like she keeps us literary. Like I would never have read this book. I didn't, it flew by.

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Yeah, but they really like don't, they're not together publicly like that much.

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Considering they like are public figures and that's the job. Yeah.

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But you could always say like, you never know what goes on inside. People don't have to be together, whatever, because I do believe that. But they're literally like a famous couple.

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They are famous for being a couple. Yeah. So the long distances where we don't, like, see them together and they're not, like... They used to be, like, side by side, never without the other. Which also, you know, it's good to have space. Um... I imagine it's a hard time for them. They're sort of finding their feet in this big new world.

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Yeah. I do see what you're saying about her and Tyler Perry.

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Keeping an eye out. Something to think about. For sure. Are you ready for our next story?

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Like it was one of those books that's just, I don't know what the point is. We're just passing the passage of time. I think it's about the passage of time and sisterhood. And also a thing that they kept saying in the book, it's about two sisters who are so different. Like me and you, just kidding. Not like us at all.

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But they kept saying like, no one will ever love you more than a sister or hurt you more than a sister. And like, people say that about sisters.

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If you need some La Mer in your life for yourself or a loved one, gift it.

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For the record, gift giving is my love language and Saks.com.

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Saks.com has everything that I would want. That's beautiful. It's always going to be a safe choice. Our next story, Carrie Underwood will headline the 2025 New Year's Rockin' Eve with host Ryan Seacrest on ABC.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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That's not true all the time. That, no. No, I don't like that at all. Remember even when we read good sister, it's like there's always this trope, like the sister, it's like, you know, the best and the worst to have. No, like it's just the best.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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ABC. Oh, never mind. This is ABC. And also she's doing American Idol. And it's like, yeah, she could be just another country singer or she could join like the nation, be the face of like the nationwide program. Like she's kind of. Stepping on up. Elevated past it, yeah. Yeah, she said, bye losers.

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Yeah, she'll take the stage in New York City's Times Square to ring in 2025 on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest on ABC. In addition, other performers include Megan Maroney. Love, oh. British singer-songwriter Sophie Ellis-Bexter. While multi-hyphenate Diana Torres will return as a co-host in Puerto Rico. So it'll be a global affair.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Oh, I saw they were celebrating their last one together. Oh, yes. It was bittersweet.

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Young people like Gen Z? Yeah, like, are they not watching cable? They're out at a party, I think. No, but still, like, when we were...

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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No, everything is different for everyone all the time. But like they just say that's like the fact about sisterhood. It's like sometimes you love it. Sometimes you screw sisterhood. And that's just not been my experience. So I just want to like shed light on the fact that like that's not a universal truth. Unless you're Victor Garber, of course. But then it's screw sisterhood all the time.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Okay, cool, cool. Prohibition is over. So yeah, well, I'll watch a bit of each. I'll watch Carrie, I'll watch Nashville, depending on commercials.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Ah, bidding is such sweet sorrow. Pete Davidson divulges how much SNL cast members are paid and it's less than you think. So in a recent video roundup for New York Magazine, Pete Davidson and SNL co-stars past and present, a bunch of cast members through the years. I thought it was cute.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Were asked, what was your biggest splurge after your first SNL paycheck? So a lot of people answered the question with their answers, which we'll get to. But he said, do you guys want to know what they pay us? He said, do you guys know what they pay us? It's like three grand an episode. I think I got dinner.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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So by his math, a cast member would make about fifty four to sixty six thousand dollars per year.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Yeah, it's not, you know, every single week. It's like.

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so but then also it's a platform you got other jobs so that's not like the only thing that you're doing but after your first big paycheck like you're not really you know going and buying a birkin a lot of people weirdly a lot of cast members answered that they bought a couch that's funny um paid rent julia louis dreyfus bought a pair of shoes yeah well i'm trying to think

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Yeah. And also the people who are like writers and producers like Colin Jost.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Right. And the question is with your first paycheck. So that's your starting first, lowest. Right.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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No, but I think Bowen's first season, he made the standard starting salary. But then it's like, then you are worth more. Perhaps everyone has different teams and negotiations.

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These people become movie stars, TV stars.

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No, it's nothing. Nothing in life is guaranteed, Trini. But, like, every time you watch any comedy movie, like, all the second and third actors are from SNL. Like, you could get yourself in a movie unless everybody hates you.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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I feel like they keep celebrating an SNL anniversary, like SNL 50 or 40.

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Yes. So that was 10 years ago. Why would we remember it so clearly? I feel like there was something much more recent. Maybe it was 45.

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So in 2014, we weren't even doing the show. Why would I remember so clearly a party?

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Yeah, I feel like Molly Shannon's like that. But even like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler couldn't be more successful. Like they're so SNL to me. Kristen Wiig. And I guess because they also like still are always swimming in that pool, whereas Jason Sudeikis is in other pools now. Right, like Chris Rock was SNL. Yeah, that's one I don't think about.

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See, there's a lot. Most of the time and a lot of the time, you can have big success. Yeah, he was. Oh, yeah, he did Weekend Update. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Cool, cool.

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He's so SNL. Maya Rudolph. So SNL. Oh, Mike Myers. Pretty SNL. That's like Wayne's World, right?

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Not so SNL, but I mean. Groundhog's Day, yeah. Sorry, Caddyshack.

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thousand percent molly shannon oh tracy morgan pretty snl but eclipsed but i guess he's not snl because he's tgs yeah he's the girly show julia louis is tgs tgss the girly swirly show julia reed dreyfus yeah i guess i i don't know if i knew that before i read about the shoes right now i don't know if i knew that either yeah because i think of seinfeld's

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It is. Oh, Eddie Murphy. Yeah, even modern people who were on five years ago, if they've done something bigger, I kind of forget.

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I think you could say he's consistently working.

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Yeah, it's going to be a really fun weekend. The weather here is like so pargy for us because there's a chill in the air, but it'll be like hot for you. Winds in the east. A chill coming in. And it's going to be a great weekend. Tomorrow we'll be together in front of the flamingos. Yeah, doling out Queenie and Weenie. Queenie and Weenie. What a long week. I know. When you think about it.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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How are the stories today? They actually were stronger than expected. S-T-E. I like that. Mm-hmm.

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And so I guess that's what we did last night, soda and shred. Soda and shred. Shred and soda.

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Because like I said, there's a chill. We've got so many noses in the house.

The Toast

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Oh, yeah. You'll be fine. It's literally just a runny nose.

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Yeah. Yeah. They're definitely saying that. They're excited that Romeo's coming. Bruno is getting his crate ready for two. Oh, yeah.

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I mean, Romeo can sleep in Bruno's crate. Bruno doesn't sleep in there. It was just a little joke.

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Well, you know, if the plane won't let him on the return flight home, that's okay, too.

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Theo died after December 16th. No, he died early December. Yeah, wait, hold on, hold on.

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I think there's probably like a week. How long does it take to reincarnate? Do you have to be born on the same day?

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I feel like there's a few days of like, you know, soul passage. I think he's the reincarnated spirit.

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I believe it takes one week to prepare the soul for reincarnation. For that significant passage of time. Yeah.

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That's so sweet, but I'm so excited to see Dear Romeo. And Ben, is Ben flying with you? Of course not. He loves to take a separate flight.

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Southern charm is on tonight. Oh my God. I'm so excited. Even though I didn't finish watching last season, but I think I'm just going to jump right in. If I wait, I'll never watch it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they have all these new cast members. So I think what's past is past.

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Well, as we've said so many times with our annoying, you know, non-events that we have so much going on today, I think we should get into the stewries. Me too. Let's start stew. So, not stew, beef stew. Do you want beef stew while you're here? Should I order beef chunks?

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Stronger Than Expected: Thursday, December 5th, 2024

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Anything else you want to request? Because I have to get the meat, you know.

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But is that because it's what you're craving or it's just easy and filling? It's easy. It's filling and it's not cheese. So it's like protein. It's like a salad.

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It's also Ders because usually the Redheads comes out first Thursday of the month in the morning. But we're actually recording today because the Redheads are, they're hard to get all in one place. They're mothers.

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Claudia and Mark greater than Ben and Alex Guarnaschelli. It's like not even a comparison.

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Like, I feel like it's one of those things where it's, like, it's just there's flour everywhere.

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Not actually edible goods. The edible goods are in the front where you shop.

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Well, while you wait for that video, enjoy this video. The fast five stories that you need to know.

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I used one. I used it this morning. Everything happens for a reason because if we looked like supermodels, he wouldn't have given us that amazing tip and we would have spent the rest of our life looking like slobs.

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I've got money mist in my hair right now.

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It's Jackson. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know.

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Well, nowadays, I really lean on Thrive Market for snacks, like keeping us stocked with healthy snacks so that like we can go on road trips and we can go and do activities and I could just like reach in my bag and grab something because they just like thrive on snacks. And I just want to make sure that I'm giving them snacks.

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the best snacks, good ingredients, something that'll keep them actually full, not crap. And I just like click, click, click, add everything to cart on Thrive Market. They have the best brands that I love, Siete, Annie's.

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And they will come to see her and they will line up.

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Our first story, a little Kelly drama. Kelly Clarkson allegedly wants to quit her talk show and leave New York City, but NBC is desperate to keep her happy. So Page Six is reporting that Kelly is looking to leave her afternoon talk show when her contract expires next year. And NBC execs are searching for ways to keep her on the network. Multiple sources have told Page Six exclusively.

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So she was off the air for almost two weeks last month for what she described as a personal matter. We don't know if that's related to now. Sources saying that she wants to step down from the show that she has been helping since 2019 to spend more time with her children. They say Kelly's number one priority is her children. They always will be. The show is grueling. It's a whole lot of work.

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And I hear that Kelly would like to spend more time down south.

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That seems obvious. She's not the elk of a city slicker. And I do think she wants to get back to God's country. And she's been doing the show and living in New York for six years. And that's a long time, especially maybe it is related to the personal matter. But maybe she just wants a different, slower life.

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Yeah. Sometimes you just need two weeks off and you don't want to tell anyone why.

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Yeah, I do agree with that. But I feel like for Kelly, you know, she needs to go back down south and the show can follow her there or they cannot.

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I'm on the side of X where they are serving me insufferable Rachel Zegler content.

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Yeah. I wonder if there are cities that they could agree on where she would be happy and they could have like guests come through and have their production and stuff.

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It is limiting, but she could just walk away too. I don't know why. Like, I feel like she should, this show seems really hard, even though it's really successful. Like, you know, I also don't care.

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Yeah. Like leave them wanting more. You can go out on top. Like you had a successful day.

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So I actually think if you watch her show, I think she shares personal anecdotes. And I think like when she has a guest, she also like relates it back to her experience, but you would like have to watch the show.

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I just... That's very, like, draw the line.

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Yeah, no, and it's doing great.

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I think that the first half is a quote. And then the second half is like her extrapolation of it because the quote doesn't talk about a premiere.

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She has done so much press like podcasts, swirly, like, you know, nonsense, video press, whatever.

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I just like, she's my fave. I've given up, you know, for so long. She's like my dream guest, but I feel like I forget what she was doing.

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I didn't like a negative way. Just like I'm moving on. I'm moving on.

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Even though the set list is like, you know, satchy, cratchy. Sent the set list. I didn't even look at it. Oh yeah, run through it with me. Okay, here. Hopefully it sucks. It's so funny. She literally works in music. I know. What time do they go on? What's the set list?

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They open with Here's to You.

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Oh, I heard that one at PNC Bank Arts Center in New Jersey, and it was very emo.

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They do sing I'm Moving On, but they're not singing that this time.

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I feel like if that were the case, it would have been debunked so quickly. Like it would have been known already.

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Then four was Stand, Mayberry, which I'm having a renaissance with. The Blake Shelton cover is amazing.

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You gotta play My Wish, though. It's Rascal Flatts. Banjo, I'm Moving On.

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I Dare You, the Jonas Brothers song.

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Then These Days, so good. I was just listening to that this morning.

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Oh, then they do Sweet Caroline. Fun. It's so Gen X of them. Bless the Broken Road, of course.

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Like, oh, you guys are clowning on her. Like that was an audition. But I did see like Rachel Zegler. We did talk about this on IMDb. And then other people noticed she has no jobs lined up after Snow White.

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Yeah, same. Oh, the blood of Jesus.

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I'll support. Support my boys. I like the sound of that. So good. Cute. What hurts the most. Oh, I like that song.

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I actually love What Hurts the Most, like, even though it's overplayed. Kind of like Life is a Highway. Like, it will always hit for me.

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We live to rock. We rock to live.

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And then the encore is Summer Nights and Life is a Highway, which you know me, I leave before the encore. No, you will not. I know. And I think we're driving, so we kind of could stay. I will definitely stay for Summer Nights. It's not in me to stay till the last song.

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But it's like I feel like people didn't believe me that I just like would leave like I will leave during life is a highway. I will do that.

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No, and like when I think back, like when Zach and I went to the Stanley Cup, like the joy I felt like leaving right before like the final second.

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Hearing the buzzer in the stadium. And it's like our team is about to win the Stanley Cup. Like I'm happier to leave than to watch us win the Stanley Cup.

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But the Swifties, of course, took it personally, right?

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She's making her West End debut. That doesn't go on IMDb.

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Especially when I know I've done nothing wrong and then like people are coming at me with, because like they don't know.

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Yeah. And I just like have the higher ground. I'm like, I'm looking down like Regina George at all.

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Are you ready for our next story?

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It's only number two. And it's sad news about Teddy Mellencamp, but she is sharing like the tragedy in her life while also like still having a humorous spin on things, which is just so admirable. But she did an interview with Us Weekly that came out yesterday and she said that she is fighting for her life as doctors discover four more brain tumors as her cancer battle rages on.

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Yeah. She says as she continues her fight against her diagnosis, she has stopped

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using her famed phrase mom always comes back with her family she said I've not said that line to them since I've been back from the hospital they all know that I'm fighting the hardest I possibly can but I haven't said it because I don't want to lie to them and I don't know so she is still in ongoing treatment for her cancer which has gotten worse And she's opened up about that.

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She also talks about the housewives bit of it and everyone who's reached out.

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Yeah. She shared the one housewife who has not reached out. And that was Garcelle. She said that up until recently Dorit hadn't reached out because she didn't like feel like she.

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Which I understand that feeling. But then.

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Like are they enemies or are they just strangers?

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Everyone's got something in pre-production, even if it never happens.

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Yeah, I can understand that too, but apparently Teddy noticed. And she also said Dorit like sent a really nice text. At first she was like, whatever Dorit sends, it's like, doesn't matter. But apparently the text Dorit sent was like so powerful that like, I think they might be able to, you know, get out to a good place, which is really nice.

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Are you going to go see it? You're so up on it.

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A Sad Day For Women: Thursday, April 3rd, 2025

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Okay, yeah, that makes sense. But she didn't seem like she was doing crazy. I mean, she might have just had an affair because she was also doing a podcast, which is very successful. I think she was like very cogent. Like, I don't know.

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Yeah, she's not saying that, though.

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And they're, like, still getting divorced.

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It's a very complicated situation. Like, you would imagine that this would sort of, like, put things on hold.

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On hold. But no, it's ongoing.

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And I can't begin to imagine, but that's just a little, sounded surprising. Yeah.

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They weren't like getting back together, but they were just like meeting with lawyers in between hospital chemotherapy.

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Yeah. So wishing her the best. Like I think the whole world is like rallying behind her and she's just like on everyone's mind. And yeah, it's just, it's very, very sad.

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Our next story, I actually wish was an April Fool's prank. Because as Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez prepare to go on their all-female trip to space, remember?

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They are on the cover of Elle. And Katy says, we're going to put the ass in astronaut. Yes, Claudia.

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Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez are committed to wearing glam that's out of this world.

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This is awful for women. Listen, they are getting ready to blast off into space on April 14th with Gail King, a former NASA rocket scientist, Asha Bowe. A former? A former NASA. A civil rights activist, Amanda Nguyen, and film producer, Carrie Ann Flynn. So it's an all-female crew going to space for the first time. Thank you.

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It is. I need to send him like maybe I'll post on Instagram.

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That would be crazy if I post on Instagram for him and I like barely post for my husband. But I just find it easier to post like a silly, goofy happy birthday than like an emotional heartfelt one. Yeah.

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So does my husband. He's still waiting for me to post about our anniversary.

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Thank you, full-price journey.

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Our fifth and final story, a little co-sleeping news because Kourtney Kardashian admits that she wouldn't be able to sleep with her son Rocky in another room as she discusses co-sleeping on this week's episode of Kardashian.

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Yeah, this is huge news for the co-sleeping community because it's typically.

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So why it's perceived as bad. Co-sleeping is sharing a bed with your baby. Anywhere from newborn co-sleeping, which is what Courtney was doing. And I guess people who do that, then they become the ones who are like sharing a bed with their two-year-old, three-year-old. So rumor was talking about sharing a bed with her two-year-old. who she's been sleeping with since the baby was born.

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But when babies are newborns, you're told, put them on the back, in the crib.

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Well, it was only like half the year, right?

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It's not safe sleep. But a lot of mothers feel like it's the natural thing to do.

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Yeah, sleep holding your baby. They compare ourselves to animals who would never be separated from their children. They cuddle them up close.

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They would say, no, no, no. it's a, it's kind of frowned upon, you know, in those circles, but amongst mamas, like we're all whispering about it because one, like if your baby won't sleep in the crib, like, and you're just so like tired and fed up and you just grab it and you just get in bed and you both fall asleep. Like it's part delish and they sleep. They're so happy when they're co-sleeping.

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There are safe or ways to do it. Um, It's like a sea snuggle. You're not supposed to use pillows. You're not supposed to use blankets. But I do think there's a lot of merit to the fact that, yeah, this is what... the body is designed, then children and their mothers are designed to do. The idea that baby should be in a crib in another room, like alone after, you know, just coming to this world.

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So that's about six months. And you guys were going to the Hamptons before that and the farm and the country club. He got kind of an active half a year.

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Let me ask you another question for them.

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That's, that's part of the list. No, it's because you are asleep in there. You know, you could roll over.

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There's a bunch of things that could happen that are scary. Um, so it is like frowned upon it, but a lot of women do it. And, um,

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She's told us before, but now she's like super open. So she, on this episode of Kardashians is when she's filming Skinny Confidential podcast, him and her.

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Me neither, but they have her because it came out five hours ago. Wait, Lauren and Michael are on the episode? I think so. They have her like walking into the studio and I think they have like clips from the show and then they also have like Courtney's confessionals like talking about the things that she's talking about.

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And she's talking about her decision to co-sleep with the baby.

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um and also having baby brain and she actually said because you know we always talk about how your brain turns to mush like when you're pregnant and when you're having a baby and she said um she actually likes having baby brain she said i love baby brain i mean i don't know exactly i'm not a scientist but supposedly so that you moms can focus on their baby you can't really think of other stuff and it's true because i really can't think of anything else so it might be like the body's way of having you focus on your baby it's not you're just dumb

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Yeah. It's not that like you're dumb. It's that it's like it's very much focused on a different area as it should be. So, yeah, Courtney's obviously like a natural girly. Yeah.

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but again like whatever the baby will do the baby will do but like if the baby could just like chill in the crib in the bassinet like that would mean a lot to me but like would you rather have like them have a two hour run in the crib or like five hours with you both sleeping

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Sometimes it comes down. Like some people are like, I want to co-sleep. It's like the natural thing to do. And that's no, right. Some people it's out of necessity.

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But then you start doing it and you're like, this really feels right. But I think about the thing about co-sleeping, like, of course, there's people like Courtney who don't give a fuck and they're going to be like, this is like the most natural and right. But I think a lot of people like do it private, don't share. And you go to your pediatrician, they're like, is baby sleeping through the night?

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You know, the crib like hasn't even been unpacked.

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So like for those people, it's always really nice when people do share because you feel like you're doing something wrong.

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And everyone's telling you you're doing something wrong, but to you it feels right.

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But of course, practice safe sleep.

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Yeah. But trust your gut. Mom's intuition.

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That's bad friends because nobody should want her to be in this situation.

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By the way, the fourth time. Cause it's West. It was Austin and Luke.

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So it's just a bad idea. I actually feel like Sierra, I don't see Sierra like being like heart eyes around Jesse or whatever, but even having these sorts of conversations is inappropriate. But I also feel like, and I know Jesse is being a scoundrel. And the thing with Jesse is like, he's not a bad guy. He's just a bad boyfriend and he's not ready to be anyone's boyfriend.

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And he's just too damn horny. And until he can get that in check, like you shouldn't be a one woman man. But I felt like even in that conversation with CR, which was really bad, like what if it had been me here last summer?

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Like, um, I feel like there is a world in which they could have that conversation and it was devoid of like feelings from right now where it was just like, we're just hypothesizing. Cause again,

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No, it's such like low hanging intellectual fruit. Like someone could say something and because you don't have something to say back, you're like, that's just the cancer in you.

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Yeah, where it's like they fell into brother-sister friendship because he wasn't there that weekend and that's where they are now and that's like, that's their relationship. But like, oh, what if, and it's disrespectful to have that conversation when he's with Lexi, but I could see a world where there was really just like a hypothetical conversation and not like,

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well let's get together now because I do think Jesse as much as he's problematic he's not really a liar and so when he's like shocked that people think he's flirting with Sierra like I think that that is real but he came out of the room with Emeril and was like I got my toe sucked like he's not I've not seen him like really lie he kind of cops to everything and the way he does but like in his own time like him coming off of this terrible weekend and then the first thing he does is take Lexi out and ask her to be exclusive like that's guilty behavior yeah

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Yeah. And then like having sex with her just makes, I feel so.

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Yeah. They obviously aren't going to last very long and she deserves so much better. Yeah. And they're, they're like nowhere to be seen together anywhere. And once she sees these, even if they were together up until yesterday, when she sees the episodes, like it's over, that's not a trustworthy person. And it's not her. Like he really couldn't be that way for anyone.

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Cause literally she's a perfect girl. She's so beautiful. She's so happy. She's so vibrant. Like she's so excited to see you and she just needs to make like a small shift and like her choice of men, because there are plenty of men. Like, honestly, Craig comes to mind.

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Exactly like that. Who just wants to be like up each other's butts.

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recently maybe with dana she's really into horoscopes it's so it's so contradictory because she's so intellectual someone was asking me about like my horoscope and ben's horoscope and like whether baby's horoscope is going to be and i'm like it was nice conversation like they were nice people but i was seriously like please stop i'm surprised you don't tolerate horoscope conversation when it's about you like because people do try and like give you insight into yourself

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It was Lindsay. Yeah. And I just, yeah. Every time she comes up, Jesse's like, we're exclusive now. And they're like, that's what you want. No, like be like, Oh my God, that's so exciting. And he's like, you know, and he's expressing like reservations about like being a one woman man.

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Of course his, is on him but they're just like not doing anything to help Lex like not shepherding him in the right direction and if he's gonna fuck up he's gonna fuck up and whatever but like I just really don't feel like they're having her back or like really want this relationship to work out and it's like why not

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And so is Lexi. But, like, at least this wouldn't be, like, the fourth try.

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I thought they were adorable together, and I think that they would actually really be something, because I think they're really compatible, except for, like, Jessie's issues with monogamy and horniness. Like, what is that?

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And it's so immature. He's like a 16 year old that has his first boner and like, doesn't know where to stick it. Like get yourself under control.

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When they, like, seriously whooped that team's ass. Oh, and who were those people? You know when you do, like, Zog Sports?

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I think they just, like, knew that it would be televised. But how shameful for them. Like, they didn't get one run.

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Oh, my God, Emeril cut everything that they kicked. And Emeril is literally the most, the LVP of this show, least valuable player. Like, he doesn't forge any friendships with the cast.

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He's using the house as a brothel. It's actually disgusting. And I think in a few weeks, Sierra says something to him about it because it's like gross. Why are you here? Like you're literally like a boarder just taking a room.

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That's a good problem. They can sign releases, but even so, you could blur out their faces.

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Yeah, I don't know. That's a really good point.

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Right, but they could still blur their faces.

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No, and everyone in their confessionals was like, I will support Carl. I'm happy for Carl. This is good for Carl. And then they're obviously asked, like, do you think this is a good idea? And like, in a polite way, they all say no. And it's like, it's easy to be someone who's just a friend who has, this doesn't affect them at all and support someone's bad idea. Because who gives a fuck?

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Let them do whatever they want and get themselves in debt. And you get to come off of as a hero, like as being supportive. Right. Whereas like, if you actually care about this person. And it's like, if you are that person's partner. Right. What are you supposed to do if you're getting married to this person who has an awful idea, who's putting tons of money into it?

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You're really not allowed to say this is a bad idea, even though everybody thinks it. But it's like, I'm going to support your bad idea. But like, that's what really is that I'm asking, like, objectively, what's the right thing as a partner to do?

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What I don't understand the friends for is for like not supporting Lindsay and saying this is like, you know, not just at least agreeing with her that like, yeah, that someone should tell him that this is a bad idea.

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I just think if you're into horoscopes, like go ahead, but you need to have a thick skin. Like you need to understand.

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Not being a great friend, like someone like because, yeah, maybe he's having fun and feels purpose right now. But like in a few years when he's hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and doesn't have a next career move because he put all like you didn't protect him from that moment.

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That people are going to clown on you. I like being a vegan, right?

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Like do what you need to do, but just understand that people aren't going to understand it. But you have to be stronger than that. You know? Kind of like being a Disney adult.

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Yeah, that's true. And also like there should just be like elixirs like this at regular bars, right?

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But like this one has like functional mushrooms and stuff. So like it's a mushroom bar.

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Yeah, like everything has functional mushrooms.

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It was also funny to see Jesse Solomon stop being a goofball for a second and actually like flex his financial prowess when he was asked that question because he works in finance and he was like, bars are actually like a really hard.

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It's like, okay, thanks for the facts, JP Morgan.

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That was really funny. He's funny. I don't dislike him. I just like, I want him to- I am starting to really dislike him. I want him to just be a better, more mature person. I don't know what- Why he's like this. If this is something. He'll always be this way. If he has to grow out of it. But I do think he's like 30. I just like want him to like grow up.

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Take heed from the Disney adults. They're doing it right.

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I think that's fine. Not everyone has to be like a main player. No.

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Yeah. But like the way she's functioning now works for me.

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And then other main storyline, Craig and Paige are really coming apart at this scene.

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good yeah but they have never acted this way on camera like that's why I know because we hadn't seen any moments like this like the thing about their relationship is that there was always such a good friendship they liked each other so much yeah we're always genuinely laughing and smiling and like that's why when the news came out it was shocking because it's like how do you walk away from like just a love like like that you love someone like that

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Like, don't get offended. Block out the noise. Who are we? Knock out the noise.

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and now they're very well she's very much like falling out of love with him and into hate and so yes and she's so visibly annoyed with everything he does and then there are also like big fundamental issues in their relationship and I was putting together what she was saying because when her and Sierra were whispering and Sierra was covering her secret hater

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Secret hater. But she was saying like he said off camera that I can't say that my stuff is bigger than his. And Sarah was like, oh my God. And I'm like, what do you mean bigger? Like my podcast, whatever. But then it looks like in future episodes she said, I'm the breadwinner. Why would I move? So what he said she couldn't said was that I make more money than you.

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has like a company and that does really well but it doesn't like sometimes it takes a while before you see that money like yes yes you know irons in the flame whereas like she does a brand deal she gets 100k cash like a pay cycle yeah she literally has like she's liquid yeah he's more uh you know investments

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Yeah. And that does change your relationship.

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Especially when it was always like, well, of course Paige will move to Charleston. Craig's businesses are... The show is Southern Charm, and he has retail stores there. His partners are there.

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Yeah, exactly. And her job is like more... Flex. Like remote, like podcasting and...

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influencing and whatnot um but yeah when she's the one who's making more money like why would you then shake it up and like you do call the shots and now he's in a relationship where he's not calling the shots and like that's not the relationship that he entered into that's a major dynamic shift they have individually changed a lot and it has sometimes that benefits your relationship but sometimes it destroys it and i think we're seeing the destruction

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Yeah, it's, like, really getting awkward. Does he come back again this summer? I feel like no.

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But what was interesting was that Lexi never met Craig.

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I do think they're a good match.

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Yeah, and it's, like, a little soon. But, like, remember when he said he couldn't date Rachel Kirkenell because he met her with Matt and, like, you just, like, they met as friends. And, like, I know her and I don't know her like that.

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coast is clear even though he seems to be in a happy relationship so and I was happy about that until I had this revelation because I think they would really be so like all she wants is like love and affection and commitment and that's like what like like what he has what he has in spades and she wants to settle down and he's like a romantic and she's a just just just an idea and they haven't I don't think they've even met I think they'll meet maybe at BravoCon sorry I'm just thinking out loud he has a girlfriend

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It couldn't have been that. Like they just.

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I'm just saying like a true life. If you know Natalie Buffett can withstand his meeting of Lexi like and they can stay together. Great. But I'm just saying. Can I just have fun?

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Yeah, I want love for Lexi. I'm really heartbroken for her. I was going to cry. I know.

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But it's like imagining you've met your dream guy he's in love with you he's obsessed with you you've been together three weeks like it's a whirlwind romance and in one afternoon at kickball like people are telling you things that in that moment it's like I have no idea who this person is this person is a liar.

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funny she's so funny so funny did you see Andy was talking about her being on Roni yes like the rumor the possibilities are becoming more real not that it's happening yet but like they know that that's what we want

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No, and Trouty's going too. And one of my mom friends. We're like a little girl gang.

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Yeah, I think it's definitely worth trying, right? Like, it's better than some unknown. It's like, do they make good TV?

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I don't think Paige should be on it. And he said about Lindsay, like they, I think it might require a lot of paperwork because she's probably with one product. It's all like, even though it's all different, it's probably not that easy. Don't just like jump. But I think it's worth pursuing and they're looking into it. So that's good.

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Yeah, there's like four girls going.

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Hey, codgers, wojers, fojers, sojourners, truth. I'm doing good. I'm wearing the little girly tee, which we've dropped before, but we re-released it, restocked it. It's a fan favorite. It's so cute. Every time I wear it, I'm like, I'm so cute. So I'm just wearing it with some barrel jeans and a little cardigan. And I'm feeling cute in my girly merch. And you can get it now at ShopToastMerch.com.

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And it was like a whole weekend.

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You do what you have to do. And it's just so crazy because I am seriously a Rascal Flatts super fan. Like, what I'm doing this weekend, I would not do for any other artist under the sun, which is just, like, leave my bubble.

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No, he's more accessible, actually. I don't worry so much that I'll never see him again. But I feel like if I don't see Rascal Flatts this time around, I might not ever see them again. They're fleeting. That's how important they are to me. I know Gavin will come back around. So I'm really, really excited. And this is like, yeah, they're my favorite brand. I feel like I can say that with certainty.

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Because I would not do this for anyone else.

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But also, tomorrow we are going to record something fun when we have a moment. Remember we had that plan for Patreon? Oh.

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I might be able to. Okay, we'll talk.

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Okay, we'll sync up. But you, Ben, and Rodeo have such a cute weekend planned. Yeah.

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I know. Would you call this a baby moon?

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I wouldn't leave the country. Yeah, they'll go to Italy for the baby moon.

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But they do, because they're there bumping.

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That implies a maxi baby moon is coming.

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Oh, that's funny. I was thinking about the moon, not mooning whatsoever.

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Well, that's flashing them, yeah.

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I think technically it's all mooning, but you just associate it with tushy. But do some Googling. Let's see what Gemini says.

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I don't think it's about the color. Maybe it's about the shape.

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Or maybe it's something that like, you know, they did back during the full moon in the crusade.

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Some things have sold out, but now they're available for pre-order. And pre-order just means that you're going to get it like how you would have gotten any merch before, which is just going to take a little time.

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Yes. Yes, I would. Why, yes, I would. Thank you. That is so funny. How did he get his armor off so quickly?

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No, you didn't have pants. You had, like, chain link.

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That doesn't, I don't think that will surprise anyone.

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Are you doing it for mocking or amusement?

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You're like that French soldier.

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Like only wearing the things that are sold out.

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They're so the same these days.

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Yeah. And there was a lot that went down.

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I say the stories, they come together in an obvious way. You know, like I feel like whatever, like I shared, like you've probably seen. I mean, it just needs discussing.

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They're not sold out because you can get them.

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Even though I did say, like, I didn't, I actually looked into it and I didn't see it anywhere else, so.

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The other thing that I have on hand?

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We were just one letter off.

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That's all. But that's what's sad when April Fools are, like, disappointing. Like, I know everyone wants, does want, like, Spritz Manischewitz. And it's like, well, darn, darn, darn. I want a dye brow.

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Yeah. Well, I guess we could get into the aforementioned stories in the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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Girly mugs are available for pre-order. This is a great mug.

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The Problematic Gringo: Thursday, May 1st, 2025

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It's very true. But at the end of the day, no matter what beat I'm on, we always come back to Thrive Market for snacks, for pantry essentials, cooking ingredients. I get all my spices. I get all of my cooking sprays, my olive oil, my avocado oil. Everything they have is made with good ingredients. You know, even if I want to use mayo, sometimes my life calls for mayo. I get it from Thrive Market.

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It just doesn't give me the ick like it would.

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That's the mail I'm talking about, by the way.

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I know I made it sound like really amazing, so...

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Which one's that? The one like in the nook?

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Thank you, Turt Pill. You're welcome. Our first story, love is in the air. Tom Cruise and Anna de Armas enjoy a helicopter ride before a swanky birthday dinner in London. So these people just love flying. We always are spotting them at the helipad, at the hangar. As Brian would call them, they sound like AV geeks. And they're also, well, he definitely is. I feel like that's...

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Oh, yeah, part of his, like, whole shtick. Yeah, right. Like, planes, trains, and automobiles, and my little circles.

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They were spotted enjoying a helicopter ride together as they celebrated her 37th birthday, where she turned 37 and he is 62. In images obtained by TMZ, she was... Yucky! And just neat, like, those are relevant facts.

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I'm sure I reminded you last time, but, like, as we set the table for this discussion, the ages are pertinent to the meal.

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Yeah, and I would just say, like, I don't think he's your average 62. Yeah.

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Yeah. So they are very much dating. Like now we can say that they were also seen with her two dogs in tow. He doesn't seem like the type to just tolerate like some dogs on a helicopter unless he's in love, you know.

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Yeah, I feel like I always wind up, well, because you're so anti him.

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Any degree of less anti that I am makes me seem pro and I'm not pro, but I can see why like he would be desirable for her. Really? Yeah, maybe not like looks wise. Yeah, he's a little old, but plenty of beautiful girls date old rich men and we're not like, he's so ugly and old.

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Buying sheds online is a weird experience.

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He's a little bit younger. No, and I know that you also hate Tom Cruise.

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And I don't love Tom Cruise, but like for Ana de Armas, like he is an A-list Hollywood star. He's very successful. Her career is floundering a little bit. It is. This is a good match. When they step out on a red carpet together at Cannes or Venice, like that is an A-list couple that she is now a part of.

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Well, I think you can love... A lot of things. You can love fame and fortune and helicopters. And if Tom provides the things that you love, ergo, you love Tom. Do you think that...

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She's not. Maybe it's like if it gets to the level of marriage, she would have to convert.

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I don't think Ana de Armas will marry Tom Cruise. I don't think she'll take it that far.

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I ventured into shed buying territory online just because I was like, I would love a shed for all the like outdoor toys that we have. Like put them in. And then it gets weird.

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But when I think of women that I would feel sorry for as they age out of...

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And I think perhaps for them, he's just a Hollywood movie star and he's not Scientology bad. They don't know him that well. He's just like Tom Cruise, Mission Impossible, cool. Yeah.

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And some others are the sorry people.

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Yeah, but no, some of them are very successful and like they're grown people like Elizabeth Olsen.

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So the outdoor toys are just on the lawn.

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And like she gets like press and media interviews and like nobody talks about it the way they talk about Tom.

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Well, isn't that a little on the nose?

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Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Bill Belichick releases a statement after his interview with his girlfriend Jordan went very viral. So I learned a lot from the statement that he released. First of all, did you know that he's a coach for the UNC Tar Heels? That he's a college football coach right now. He's in his first year. Actively? Actively.

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Because the statement came from University of North Carolina. They said our coach released a statement. So that's... what he's doing here. Um, I didn't know that. Yeah. Like, is that not weird? Who knows? Weird. Yeah. Okay. Um, he said, this is what he said. I'm going to give it space so that we can evaluate.

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He said, I agreed to speak with CBS this morning to promote my new book, The Art of Winning, Lessons for My Life in Football. Prior to this interview, I clearly communicated with my publicist at Simon & Schuster that any promotional interviews I participated in would agree to focus solely on the contents of the book. I'm sure he had, like, red lines around his relationship.

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And I feel like anytime you do an interview, like, you request that you not speak about things that you don't want to speak about.

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But it's like, what's done, you know? Right.

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Most of the time I feel like it's just like a verbal agreement. Like you're not here to expose me. Like we're talking about my book.

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That's what he thought he was going into.

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Right. They might not agree to it, but to agree like, okay, we won't talk about those things and then bring it up is a real curve ball. CBS said, we said no such thing. Okay. Well, this is what he said.

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unfortunately that expectation was not honored during the interview I was surprised when unrelated topics were introduced and I repeatedly expressed to the reporter Tony and the producers that I prefer to keep the conversation centered are on the book after this occurred several times Jordan with whom I share both a personal and professional relationship stepped in to reiterate that point to help refocus the discussion she was not deflecting any specific question or topic but simply doing her job to ensure the interview stayed on track

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Some of the clips make it appear as though we were avoiding the question of how we met, but we have been open about the fact that Jordan and I met on a flight to Palm Beach in 2021. The final eight minute segment does not reflect the productive 35 minute conversation we had, which covered a wide range of topics related to my career.

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Instead, it presents selectively edited clips and stills from just a few minutes of the interviews to suggest a false narrative that Jordan was attempting to control the conversation, which is simply not true.

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And you're not knocking that, but you can, like, say a positive thing about fresh air without it taking away from your love of air conditioning.

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That's not edited. Yeah, but the way that he describes it, and I do still think, like, Jordan is taking advantage of an old man. And the fact that he's, like, coaching college football after winning eight Super Bowls, like, I'm confused.

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I, yes, I saw that. However, I do think that they painted a little bit of a picture where like she, so first of all, he's saying that they work together too. Like she does his PR and social media. So like she was acting the way a publicist would act. Also Gronk and Julian Edelman did a podcast together talking about this.

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And I thought they would be like, you know, everyone else like clowning on these two.

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um but no they said um Julian Edelman said people are giving an unfair reality of what's going on he said she was jumping into that conversation during the interview just like any PR person would jump in when there's an unnecessary question that they probably didn't go over in the pre-production meeting that's true he said he heard Jordan is playing the role of um

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Bill's advisor and handling all of his business inquiries and social media platforms. He said, when you look at this situation and you say, oh, this is his girlfriend jumping in, I think that's unfair. I think she's actually working with Coach Belichick in the professional world and she probably went and said, hey, no, we're not doing that. And then he said, doesn't that always happen?

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Whenever you do an interview, do you not have a representative there? Gronk agreed with his former teammates reasoning and claimed that no one has put the ex-cheerleaders profession, Jordan's role in Bill's life hand in hand together. Like people are missing the professional piece. And then if you think about her acting as his PR representative, what she did-

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The Problematic Gringo: Thursday, May 1st, 2025

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It's well within the bounds of her job. It's what they do. It's just newsworthy because she's the girlfriend and she's doing it. So now we see it.

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If she was just an unnamed individual being like, we're not talking about that, that wouldn't be newsworthy.

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Yeah, I think the interview, I'm now on alert and there's definitely like American Greed, Stacey, look into this. Jen Shah. But I do think CBS this morning like did them really dirty.

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I don't mind sleeping under a ceiling fan. My eyes are closed. But if my eyes are open, I see you for what you really are, which is ugly.

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Yeah. And the shirt. Which like apparently someone said like he always wears shirts with holes. That's just not how I want to be known.

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Yeah. She's definitely taking the old man's money.

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You can rely on the old man's money. Bill Belichick is Gene Hackman.

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Bill Belichick, I feel like vomiting.

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Except he seems in on it. I feel like he's like, listen, take my money. Work for me. Spread them. Like, we're in it together.

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But also, unless he's suffering in a mental capacity, that is a grown man making his own decisions.

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He could be suffering in a mental capacity, but that's not even been mentioned.

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Let's not let that. And, you know, I'm sure he's bummed that the book sort of taking a backseat to all the drama.

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The acknowledgments where he said Jordan is my muse and my advisor. But it's called The Art of Winning. I think it's on stands now. Pick it up at a local bookstore. So Jordan can get another house. Like, why don't you help out your local heartbreaker?

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She's a, oh no, she's Sigourney. Jennifer Love Hewitt had a heart. Yeah, no, she had like a moral conflict. But don't you feel like that's interesting about Gronk and Julian Edelman that they did not like it?

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And the fact that they still call him Coach Belichick, it's like when you have a teacher.

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Yeah, yeah, even though he's like, I'm down. Roz, yeah. Okay, that's the latest there. And then a little more sports news. Because Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet shared a courtside kiss on a loved-up date night at the Lakers game.

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Yeah, so I'm not a huge ceiling fan person in case anyone was going to get me a ceiling fan.

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Yeah, but they're so cool that you can't ask them. And so you have to go to class without your books and get detention.

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Yeah, there's like a live cam on you when you're courtside. The whole stadium is taking videos of you because they're also taking videos of the players and you're in the background.

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So what do you think this means for the Met Gala?

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So maybe he's trying to get into her interests.

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But they're not fake because there's the obvious people who go to the Met Gala.

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um Billie Eilish yes I don't think it's so crazy to say that they would go together although have they walked a carpet together no they go to a lot of events together but they arrive separately but like all the events a lot of the events that they've gotten to together have been for Timothy's work and I think Kylie doesn't want to take away from that and she really just shows up as like Timothy's plus one in his support system and doesn't want to like walk the red carpet with him

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I think the Met Gala is like so neutral. It's like they're both invited on their own. Neither of them are there to like promote any one thing. This is the thing that they can do together as the first time because the first one's going to get the most attention.

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Yeah, like on Teen Tour in Israel.

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They're living without abandon. They're coming out of the shadows.

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Yeah, that was an experience I was dreading, but I actually wound up enjoying it. That wasn't why I went home. Yeah, the Bedouin tents.

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Tuesday and Wednesday for the after parties.

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Are you ready for our next story? Number four.

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I feel like you're not. Why would you be?

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That's how you got into it. I forced you to wear when we were going to dinner and like so you wanted to look nice, but you wanted to be comfortable, nothing tight on your waist. And I said.

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You've never done Bedouin tents?

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And Rodeo, did he get enough sleep?

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It's the best part. And it's crazy because you think it would be like the most dreadful part. You don't shower that night. But like a girl might trip with my hair in French braids. I was so fabulous.

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Thank you, Turd and Branch. What can I say except you're welcome. Our fourth story actually relates to something that we were talking about on Patreon yesterday. So I'll just brief everyone because we were talking about the movie The Notebook and someone shared a hot take that they thought that Ali should have ended up

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with James Marsden's character now we discussed that you and I we shared a lot of our thoughts and in coincidentally James Marsden is answering the notebook fans burning question should Allie have ended up with Lon or Noah what were we just comparing Allie and Noah to Camilla and Charles

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Yeah. So he did an interview with people and he is setting the record straight on whether or not he believes there should be justice for Lon. What are the odds?

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Can't relate. So he said, you know, it's funny. I hear a lot of people nowadays have very kindly come up to me and say, Lon was the whole package. You were like this wealthy guy and you treated her right and you trusted her and it was a healthy relationship. And Ellie and Noah were in an unhealthy, toxic relationship. While I see that and I understand it, he said, I mean, love is love.

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The dynamic between Ali and Noah and their chemistry was undeniable. And so I think, yeah, she should have ended up with Noah. That kind of love in that movie can be fiery and it can still be the right thing, the right person to be with. But he's confident that somewhere out there in another fictional universe, Lon has found a happy ending.

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Yeah. He said, not that Lon is a bad guy. He's a really good guy, but there's another lady out there for him. I'm sure that's very happy. Yeah. It's like, if Noah didn't marry Allie, he wouldn't have married anyone. Like anyone else could have made it work with like a lot of women.

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Cause he, he was a very like, you know, it's like, there's a pot for every lid, but some lids work with many pots and some lids only work with one pot. That's, I love that. That's always, I think about that all the time with like, like people, even that I know, like they're the sort of pot that like can work with a lot.

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But then you have sometimes that kooky pot that only goes with its kooky lid. That you got at a thrift store.

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I think you would hate it. Really? Well, just because you're afraid of everything, and you're not wrong for that.

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It's true. And the fact that Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling fell in love on the set. Like if she had wound up with James, it wouldn't have felt as real. Yeah.

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The stable guy who loves you. There's a lot of things on which a marriage... can be built. And she did love James Marsden a bit. It's a good place to start. But it's a movie that felt like a real movie.

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But it's funny that this keeps coming up.

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No, it's so true. I feel like we are getting to a place, though, of the counterculture of being like, Ellie should have ended up with Lon. Right. No, but right now, the conversation doesn't bother me yet. However... Overall, if people are saying that, that's like people advocating for making sensible choices.

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Yeah but Sharpay was villainous. I've watched it back like through the lens of justice for Sharpay.

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What about the rain? Imagine you got woken up being pelleted by rain.

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Maybe in the first movie like it was her theater club and like these cool kids came in they pushed her out because honestly she just wasn't talented enough. So she should have picked a new hobby. But the second movie she was like really lauding like her wealth over. And she was being like evil. And yeah she was being like just like a wealthy prick. And that's villain.

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Like she was being a true villain.

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You would seriously have a heart attack.

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She wasn't either. She drove him to madness. I'll say that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, who wouldn't want to like destroy Maurice? At the end of the movie.

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That's what he did. He like locked up Maurice so that he could kill the beast.

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Yeah. No, when he locked up Maurice, I'm like, finally. I was like, oh, you know what? Maybe you're not such a bad guy. Yeah, but he was wrong for wanting to kill the beast. But he didn't know that the beast was a good man. Like he just saw there's a beast and he has this girl. Are you trying to rescue the girl?

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and also like he was just looking at it and yes it wasn't what he what it seemed that they were like falling in love and the Beast was actually a man but I could see why he thought things were that way yeah so yeah no it's important to reevaluate Agile classics are you ready for our fifth and final story is it our fifth and final story that's going to lead into the TV recap in a way because it is some TV news two bits of news first of all Nine Perfect Strangers is getting a season two

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Well, no, it's getting a season two, even though it was based on a book and the season one was so horrible. I actually let me just tell you, I did not read the book so that I could watch the show because I learned. And it's Leanne Moriarty. I love her books and I would have read it. But I was like, oh, the show is coming out. I want to like the show. I'm just going to watch a show.

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Couldn't even finish the show. It was so bad. Now it's getting a season two and the cast is like star studded here. You want to hear it?

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Correct, because it's her retreat. She plays Masha, and now there's a new crop of guests who are signing up for her transformative and disturbing retreat. Okay, so it's very wannabe White Lotus. Yeah, this is set in the snowy Austrian Alps. Nine Perfect Strangers season two will follow a group of people who have signed up for a multi-day wellness retreat under the guidance of Russian guru...

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Nicole Kidman, who uses psychedelic therapy to heal her guests. So here is who's in it that you would know. Here's a person's face that I recognize. Murray Bartlett. Oh, he played... Season one White Lotus, the concierge who, spoiler alert, dies. With the mustache? Yeah. He's in it. Annie Murphy from Schitt's Creek. Oh. Very exciting. Christine Baranski from Gilded Age. You know her.

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A guest, Victoria. In Gilded Age. One of the bitchy aunties, not Cynthia Nixon, the other one. Oh, the older woman? Yeah. Queen. Queen. Dolly DeLeon, I'm not familiar. Macy Richardson Sellers, not familiar. King Princess, not familiar. You don't know King Princess? No.

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Oh, cool. Congrats, King. Henry Golding. Crazy Rich Asians. And some.

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Well, sleeping in a tent is actually not under the stars. I disagree. It is. Well, I did that. Things I did that.

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True, but we are always talking about him.

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Especially when the first season was unwatchable.

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And dumb. Like, I think he was, I don't know.

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I'd love to know in his heart of hearts why he said that thing to Ciara like was it because that's how he felt and he got carried away in the conversation and sometimes you just like say something in the moment that like feels good but then you like realize later like oh that would have been disrespectful to Lexi if she heard that whatever and for that to be his excuse like I said it to make you feel better was incredibly a stupid calculation because he just and just rude because we know it's not true and it makes him look like an idiot

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Like he follows the West playbook and then says, now I know how you felt like that because you did what he did.

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And the only thing I'll say about Jesse is, and he's like totally a shit. There's – Lexi seems to be thinking that, like, he intentionally made her look crazy to the house.

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And made – like, love bombed her.

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I don't think it was a strategy. I think that when he was with her, he just, like, is kind of different in a relationship and a lot more, like, lovey and attached than he lets on to his friends. And then to his friends, like, he wants to act cool. And I think he was, like, saying things that were probably on his mind.

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But, like, he didn't have the foresight to be like, if I say that, they might think this of her. And she's new to the house. And it makes her look bad. And it's funny because now I'm getting the sense that Lexi has felt estranged from the house. And it's true. Like I've gotten the sense that nobody really cares to get to know her. And no one is mean to her by any means.

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No. And I can't imagine how, like what things she noticed in the house. You know, if someone walks into a room and everyone asks, how are you? And no one asks, how are you? Like, we don't even see stuff like that, but like those things. So she has felt a little bit on an island. Um, I don't think Jesse did it intentionally. I genuinely think he was so stupid.

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I don't think he's like, I don't think he's a bad person. I think he's like a stupid, immature, careless person. Um, but that's just my thinking. So I think her saying like, you wanted me to be

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I feel like it's the season, you know? People are feeling happy. Seasonal effectiveness disorder is waning. You want to meet someone. You want to fall in love. And that's definitely what Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas are experiencing.

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And this party started more towards the evening. And I think it was because of the snooze fest nature. Like they needed the lights and everything. It looked so fun. It did look really fun. But I also think it looked really fun because half of the house that sometimes is checked out of the parties was into it. The girls.

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That's really funny. No, everyone was really into it. And I think that's why it was even more fun. And the girls went all out with decor. And it was really like, it was a great theme. And agreed.

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I had the same thought. Like, was this most fun party of the summer? Would everyone say that?

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don't know what he expected to happen and I thought her like throwing Lindsay in there great answer I didn't even think of it I'm like oh yeah I guess also even if Sierra did like Carl back like it would be weird to start dating Lindsay's ex-fiance when you are finally on a good page but that was like a great excuse agreed but I actually thought what Amanda said about Carl like he's getting from his friendship with Sierra exactly what he hopes to get from a relationship now I do think the person in a relationship with him like

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wouldn't give him that unconditional support all the time because like the stakes are higher for that person. Whereas it's nice to just like support your friend. Yeah. Go off with your bad idea. It doesn't affect me. Right. So he's like, Sierra's the type of partner that I need.

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Well, I started to watch Watch What Happens Live last night as I've been trying to watch after different episodes because I feel like so much has happened since filming that we get like caught up. It's like you kind of need it for relevant context. And I turned it off because it was so boring. All that they talked about was Jesse and Lexi with Sierra. Like they even did a game that was like,

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They did a game all about Carl. That was the other game that they started to play. It was like all about, there was nothing really for her to talk about other than Jesse and Lexi. That sucks for her. Or at least there's nothing else that Andy really discussed at length.

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And so I turned out, because as much as Jesse and Lexi are the main storyline, there's not that much to say.

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Yeah, but there's just not that much to say about it. We're seeing it all happen. Yeah.

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Yeah, it was. Lots of thoughts.

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It's a five week relationship. It's not like. Scanned of all. Like.

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I don't think she will. I don't think. She liked him. As much. As. We thought that she did. I thought she was head over heels, like jumping all the way in, 10 toes down. But then she says like, the reason we're not exclusive is because there's big red flags about you. I think she had concerns about him. And then now hearing all of this, it's like, well, my concerns were valid. Good day, sir.

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I texted you that you were sleeping because I just wanted to say one thing to you like offline.

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No, that's exactly what happened. You can feel the shift. Like I was even looking on Twitter like they've gotten shit all season. Nobody wants to watch them. Nobody likes them. They don't like even though they're so cute. Like what?

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Her mind, not, she hasn't changed her mind. Some days it's a yes, some days it's a no, some days it's a maybe. And so she's been like parsing out those feelings, but she's definitely like in a maybe category right now. But it is something you figure out with your partner before you get married because that's like a deal breaker in a relationship when one person has kids and another person doesn't.

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There's no compromise. There's no compromise. And I don't think that there should be.

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Putting myself in Kyle's shoes for a second to like marry someone who like we're having kids. Like, yeah, of course. And then like be married and then hear that like maybe we're not. And like for a man to like you really don't have control over that. Like it's completely up to the woman. What a shocking thing to hear for him and for his reaction to be on camera.

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I thought he handled it like pretty well considering like that's like earth shattering for someone when he's literally just talking to Schwartz about how much he wants to be a dad.

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Yes, but not between husband and wife.

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I'm just going to text you, like, really quickly. Bruno's here. He just got a fresh groom. Come here, Bruno. Show everyone your new crop. Look at handsome Diablo.

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I agree I don't think I mean hopefully it's just was for the show even though I don't think that it was but like no we've not seen a conversation like this stark where it's a husband and wife and it's about yes kids or no kids Melissa we're about wanting to have a fourth child like yeah of course lower stakes that's class that's marriage um This was like really surprising.

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But I also think for Amanda and maybe Kyle isn't the sort of partner that you can talk to about this. Maybe you're right about that. But I think that like it's such a big decision. If you're just thinking about it, you don't vocalize that at first.

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Like if it's like a real if you're having doubts, but not like I don't know. Definitely before a year, but not the first time you think it.

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Yeah, even when Tom and Katie were going. But they never said they were trying. Also, Tom Schwartz being on Summer House, I actually enjoyed.

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But he said to Kyle that they never really started trying, trying.

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Yeah, but I thought that they had been trying.

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No, I felt like she was upset about it. I feel like they were trying. I don't remember exactly what he said on Summer House, but I feel like they were trying.

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I feel like he doesn't remember correctly.

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I actually thought that was great advice. Really sad because also I'm sure for the last 10 years, all Summer House wanted was to be like Vanderpump Rules to have success. And now there's no Vanderpump Rules and there is Summer House.

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Yeah, and it's still not as big as Vanderpump Rules was in its heyday, but they're still doing it.

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Yeah, that made me a little depressed. Yeah. Shorts not wanting to go home. Yeah, he should move.

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Next week doesn't look so good. I don't know why I just thought that there was like three covers. They are all go to the beach and then they have conversations on the beach. That's it.

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Well, let me think about that, Coach Dilla Woj. No, I've been reading the book for the Redheads, the new Lucy Score book. And as of yet, I don't know why people are saying it's so bad. Like, I think I'm 30% in, but we're establishing something. Like, so...

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Tizzity, tizzity. Welcome to the Tirst. Gonna be a great show. You just definitely made me chip beer by letting me know that it's Thursday.

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The Problematic Gringo: Thursday, May 1st, 2025

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Understood. No, I know what I'm signing up for. Um, So I can understand why if they're like looking for a Danish choice and then we read this, it's like, you know, the plot isn't that deep and the characters aren't that developed. But that's not where I haven't gotten to any smut yet. But I look forward to seeing what Lucy does on that score because I've heard. Lucy is going to do a lot.

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I've heard like she's one of the greats, right? She's in a beacon, a pillar of the community. Is she not the number one smut author without reading like actual pornography? Yeah.

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Who would you say is the smuttiest author that you've read that's not the Kama Sutra?

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She's got nothing on these. And once you read a lot of smut, then you start to see how like other authors are like trying to inject smut into their books because it's the new frontier.

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I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday.

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But I think you should stay true to yourself.

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And in which way does that relate back to smut? I fear the answer.

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Two couples who have had sex.

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Well, it only needed one time. Even though it actually is like 50 times. Cause you've got it.

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No, and it's so funny because like men, like they think they can't get enough sex. And it's where I saw a funny reel that was like, you know, there's just never, they always want sex. Right. The way they get over it even faster than women, that they hate that time period more. Yeah.

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And that it's May. May is a gorgeous month. April showers bring May flowers. I feel like no one gets upset that it's May. Except Justin Timberlake. No, well, he gets excited because like everybody will like post him without shame today. Whereas there's usually a lot of shame unless you're Travis Kelsey.

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better I don't think that I told you that because if I think about it I feel like the evenings are better it depends on the timing of your you know I don't know where I heard it so like when we were going I was like the next morning I'm like let's just do it just in case you know yeah well that's just everything like let's just do it just in case like this could be the one you would have thought I was asking my husband like seriously to like join the army he was like you're kidding

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A couple lights, I realized, weren't on.

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Are you sitting without lights? My main light was on, but I just saw, like, up there. So, look at me.

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Yeah. So. I do. Hopefully, we don't clip anything from previous.

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I don't think we had a clip-worthy moment.

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You didn't get it because you don't work in the medical field.

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What did you want them? How did you want them to end it? Like what would have been something?

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I understand. But the way that you're describing it, like I understand what they're doing.

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Okay. Well, that's like a good endorsement if you only had one critique.

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Well, you should ask questions.

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The Problematic Gringo: Thursday, May 1st, 2025

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Okay. She's foisting the dallying on me. Yeah, like it was a little bit of dallying from you, but like that's what we do. We dilly and we dally.

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Without further ado-da-do-da-do, here are.

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Yeah, he'll always have May 1st.

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I do-da-do-da-do. Let's see. Where's my do-da-do?

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Have AI make a photo of him as a sex slave. No.

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You should make this your phone background.

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Just post it on your story. So like everyone, if you're listening to this, go to Claudia's story and then follow me.

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Just post it when we wrap and then hopefully people will catch up.

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So now without further ado-do-do-do-do about ado-do-do-do-do in Heaven's Gates, here are the Fast Five stories that you do-do-do-do-do need to know.

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And I just feel like that really snuck up on us.

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But then what happens to you and Ben? Splitsville.

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And to be clear, you don't look physically Jewish. It's just the sound of your name.

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But also my biggest takeaway, I find it really difficult the older I get to watch certain male comedians because if you're gonna, your life is your fodder, so that means you're talking about your wife. And we joke about our husbands, we're so mean to them all the time. But at the end of the day, I think when people listen, they can tell it comes from a place of real respect and love.

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And I just think sometimes you hear people talk about, sure. Morons. Sometimes you hear people talk about their wives and it's so derogatory. And they always say, my wife loves it. But it's so fucking derogatory.

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Yeah, no, and it just feels like, okay, maybe it's funny, but was this joke really worth it? And I liked that it came through, that I know that everything you shared, your wife ultimately approved of, but I didn't think of one joke that I would be offended on her behalf for. It was still so respectful, but you're talking about her vagina.

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You're talking about her getting fingered at the doctor, which is so true. It's literally so crazy how often you get fingered.

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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025

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Imagine literally just a finger in your vagina. What about the probe?

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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025

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The probe. Oh, the silver shit? Transvaginal. Stick, the wand. The wand. When they check your cervix.

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It's so crazy. So I just really, really respected your ability to talk about your wife and still like, you know, in a sort of kind of crazy sexual way. While ultimately I'm like, oh, this man loves his wife so much.

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It's so true. It's so true. So what's the process of like you writing a joke and running it by your wife?

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It's actually cheaper sometimes to get a ticket than to pay for a parking attendant.

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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025

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My husband, we get three parking tickets every single day. We also pay for a garage, by the way. But he's like, when he's going downtown, he's like, I'll leave it on the street. There's a 50% chance you're going to get a ticket. Sometimes you don't. So then it's free. And then if it's not, you paid for a garage.

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if you're parking in an illegal spot, just like a tip, pass it on to your wife. Go find the nearest car that has a ticket, and you take the ticket and you put it in your own window, and the parking guy will be like, oh, I already got this car, and then you move on.

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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025

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Okay, but then what about that person who thinks they didn't get a ticket,

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Naggy B*tch Wife with Andrew Schulz on The Toast: Monday, March 31st, 2025

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Not your problem. It's also, they mail the tickets. This is horrible. You also get a, you get a ticket like in person, but nobody pays it. They mail it to you too. So like, she'll get it in the mail.

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No, I'm telling you, it's kind of a brilliant method. Yeah. This city is wild, like every man for themselves. It's so true. You can't be worried about your fellow passengers. It's just not, there's not enough time in the day.

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So speaking of our spouses, Jackie and I, it actually happened really naturally. We found ourselves spending a lot of time being naggy, bitchy wives, but we hated that we weren't.

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Okay, I'm so glad you asked. because it inspired, the paper towels, it inspired this segment we do on our show called Naggy Bitch Wife where people will write in and being like, am I justified or am I just being a naggy bitch wife? And so for me, I'm very clean, I love to clean, I love a clean house, my husband is getting better. But we were cooking dinner and then we were cleaning up.

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And so he sprays the surface cleaner on the counter. and he wipes the surface cleaner off with a dish rag, not a paper towel, which I thought was just dumb behavior, and I'm like, you should switch. But then, there are certain dishes you have to hand dry, so to hand dry a dish, he'll use a paper towel.

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We've been together since we were like 11. There was one place. Yeah.

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And it's better, of course. But it's been 11 years. We're not pacing the way we should.

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Fair, so true. No, but they basically came back and they're like, yo, are we Jewish? And the whole family is Catholic in Chicago.

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Rebuttal though, there is more to clean when you live in my house.

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People have gotten so carried away. They'll stay with men who cheat with them, but not who wear like their shirts on top.

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Have you ever done your ancestry, 23andMe, given your DNA to a baby?

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It actually makes me feel better because Jackie's husband doesn't do that. So I was like, oh my God, is my husband especially disgusting?

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That's the only reason he doesn't do it, because he's done it too much. And so you collect them and then you dispose of them? You leave them for your wife to clean up?

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Okay, so Jackie's naggy bitch wife. Naggy bitch wife, yeah.

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And we never take each other's husband's side. I always have Jackie's back. But this time. She wasn't agreeing with me. I didn't see what you were seeing.

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How shitty is that? It's true. We have eight different versions.

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We're all killed and I'm just gonna be like, all right, see you later, guys. Thanks for the help. Such a good ally, but you can't get in.

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So Jackie and I were talking before because we watched your special and I feel like actually this is not the first time you came up on the toast. You made news the last time you did a special where you bought back your own special from Netflix. And I'm so curious. It was Amazon. Amazon. Yeah, I never said which one it was. How do you go back? Yeah, like with your tail between your legs.

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Welcome back to The Toast. We are so excited to be sitting down with a guest. You know, we kind of don't really do guests, but today is very special. Jackie and I spent all week last week talking about one of our new favorite comedy specials, Life on Netflix by Andrew Schultz. And today we are joined by Andrew Schultz. Welcome to The Toast.

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They're like a fuckboy. I had to be a dickhead a little bit.

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When you buy back your own special, do you just have to give the money back that you got, or do you have to spend more of your own money?

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Well, you said it was so controversial a streaming service wouldn't pick it up. We were like, well, now we need to know what he said.

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Yeah, we were doing a little research on her before. We read the People magazine, she went to Gallatin.

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I had gotten a boyfriend, my husband, a freshman year. I didn't talk to anyone. I was like, bitch, I have a boyfriend. Get away from me.

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You told Timmy Chalamet. He said, get away from me. No, the girls too.

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I was like, I couldn't believe I had a boyfriend. I couldn't believe there was somebody who wanted to hang out with me. I was like, I did not make one friend in college. Like actually one.

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And we got married, like, uh, we got engaged like a month after college ended.

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Shiloh. That's so cute. We love a homemade gift. You also got the Chanel jacket.

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Yeah, I don't think that should be your focus. A little bit of both balance. A little bit of both. What did the jacket look like?

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Oh, a keffiyeh. Oh, okay. That's really funny. I was joking with her on that. I was like, oh, interesting. They're getting so political over here at Chanel. That's really funny. Coco, wow. Coco, wow.

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Well, we know you do have to get back to your kid.

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We respect Shiloh's time. So we can't recommend the special enough. It's available on Netflix. I saw it topping the charts. Congratulations.

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It's called Life. Make sure to follow Andrea on Instagram. And you have a podcast, too.

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We have, like, a chip on our shoulders. I don't know if you could tell.

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I feel like you all hang out. You guys all go on each other's podcasts.

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The next time you guys all get together with, like, the male comedy podcast crew...

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Be like, they're cool, they're funny, they're beautiful, they're thin. Claudia did the 5K. She really tried. I did the 5K, yes. And by the way, nobody spoke to me when I was there.

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And we have tried to enter your crew. I ran a fucking 5K with Tom and Bert.

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And Bert only said hi to me because I was with Josh Peck.

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I'm telling you, we are outsiders because everybody sees us as such. Well, I think we got to bring you in. I don't think there's any malintent. Do you have the chart-topping comedy podcast? Is there a chat without us?

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We had a commercial shoot today. It's really painful.

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He's the only one who's made an effort to be our friend. Which really means a lot.

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It's so crazy to listen to his solo episodes. We rely on each other so much.

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Well, the next time the crew gets together, just suggest inviting those two chubby Jewish girls.

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The thing is, we want to be invited. We're not going to come, but we want to be invited. Tim invites us. He's going to stop inviting us.

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Tim has invited us to so many barbecues. You want to not go. That's actually really good. We just want to be thought of.

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Yeah. Just let the crew know. We're available for bookings.

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And, you know, we don't want to say that, like, we're not invited because we're women, but we're, like, literally the only ones.

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That's like what happened to us. Except I have an app where I can look up phone numbers. So I would know that you were lying.

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oh you're like a snoop a freak yeah it's a good thing to add even like just as a lay person like oh who's texting me I forgot their number someone from high school it's called Mr. Number you don't have to say who's this then you can find out and all of our information is available you have to pay for it it's $25 a month but yeah I bet you my name won't come up I bet you my mom comes up oh so a lot of times that happens but I recognize people based on their last name okay but I'm not gonna ask you for your phone number just type your phone number in yep

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Like, you're giving them huge... No, it's the best app.

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Or you should get your number privated because you're like a celebrity now.

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Have you had to change your phone number at all since making a big... Dude, my phone number's gotten leaked and like...

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So now that I have your number, I'll start the chat and you can add Joe.

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Jackie did read Tom's book. I don't think he read mine. Yeah, I don't think so either. Well, I'm going to have a talk with him. It's a children's book.

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We do have strong opinions, but loosely held. At least for me. I will go so hard for a topic, and then somebody will say something, and I'm like, you know, you're kinda right. I see that.

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I could call CPS on the mom. She's extremely neglectful. The kid's having a fucking breakdown upstairs and you're gabbing on the phone doing the dishes. Having said that, the kid is definitely annoying. What if the kid was actually having an issue and Llama Llama is just being a deadbeat downstairs?

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I love the book. But like, what is that bitch doing with a ladder? Like, it was really crazy. And then when like the little. I would get a ladder. When he's like carrying his mom.

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I don't think she's actually doing it, of course. But it is jarring to see the illustration.

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I know. It's really beautiful. We won't spoil it.

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Especially when you can't drink. Like, what's the point?

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I like, I don't smoke pot because I'm, I'll take myself to the hospital. Like, it's just like, I'm like, this can't be the thing. Everybody's smoking. What's going on? I hate weed.

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Yeah. Who are these people that get relaxed when they do it?

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Yeah, that's bullshit. Bullshit. What are you saying?

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i think we both say that that's why we love this particular job like being content creators and podcasters like i have found our you know our numbers went up when i announced that i was pregnant you get more brand opportunities like there's not people can relate to you not a lot of jobs where you can say that you have more to say you think more and you feel more and so net net it's really good for so our world but yes like opportunities there are less things i can do and you have to take time off and

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We'd love to say we're gonna do stuff and don't.

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That's what she said a lot. Wait, what did she say? Jackie was actually extremely taken with this one thing Kamala Harris said on the Call Her Daddy podcast. She was talking about, and she said it like this, practical application of policy. She's really big on that. And so we don't really know what it means, but sometimes you just gotta practically apply the policy, you know?

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And we find ourselves not doing that, but we really need to.

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Now, we are officially letting you go this time, unless there's anything else you wanted to talk about.

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Thank you so much for being here, guys. Thank you for listening. We will see you tomorrow. Love you. Bye.

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It is so crazy to be sitting down with Andrew Schultz. Does anyone call you Andrew, or is it always Andrew Schultz?

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I just feel like I should leave you two alone. Like you and your hormones.

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We like have watch parties. We bet on it. Yeah. We bet on it.

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And I say Andrew Schultz. You know people who you have to say their full name.

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I think America falls apart. A thousand percent.

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No, and they send out screeners of the episodes. Same with NFL.

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Yeah, you saw that video. Once somebody opens your eyes to it, like, it's a little convenient, you know, that, like, everything happened with Taylor Swift.

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Like a president or something. That guy's a firsty lasty. Or like a serial killer. Correct. Totally.

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We'll scale back. Yeah, we'll scale it back. We feel bad. So your special came out and everybody's talking about it because it made us all cry. Aw. And I obviously felt extremely susceptible to crying. I had no idea. Claudia, you cried a lot. I was uncontrollably sobbing. No, I am like super pregnant.

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It's a boy, yeah. And I've only gained about 11 pounds, which is amazing. Yeah. From the back, people don't even know I'm pregnant. They just say, wow, she's fat. Hold on.

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I just saw my weight yesterday. I've been saying, I'm like, please don't tell me. This is my first pregnancy. It's like a lot.

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My wife does the exact same thing. I said, I don't want to know. She says, don't tell me when she goes into the gyno. Is it the gyno? Yeah.

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Then they handed me a form. And I don't know why I looked at it. And I saw it right there yesterday. And for the first time, it was really... I don't want to talk about it.

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No, no, actually. I already pressed her. I literally, I sent her a text message. I'm like.

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I thought you were about to say, I'll tell you her way.

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And I have a long, complicated history with being fat, so it's just been a journey, but I don't wanna talk about me.

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Having said that, I turned on your special to escape. And I had no, I didn't really even know what it was about. I just had seen your comedy before and I thought me and my husband would enjoy it together. And I actually, no, I did know that you were sharing about your journey with infertility.

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Well, I bring up your last name because... We're so formal with mass murderers, right?

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So I knew that that was like the subject. I thought maybe my husband and I would both enjoy it because we're, you know, we did TTC, you know. TTC? Try to conceive.

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That's what it's called when you're trying. When you're trying.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you for, that's an important distinction. It's very internet.

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It is, it is. That's why I think, well, you're not supposed to ask people now these days. Are you trying? But in internet speak, it's like, so everybody knows, just stop asking me. I'm TTCing, you know? Having said that, I thought we would enjoy it, and we did, but I really thought you just came out of left field and hit us with a bus at the end. And I was inconsolably crying.

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It was a mix of things, but also the editing on that little montage.

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I bring up your last name because it's genuinely shocking that you're not a Jew.

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Are you saying people reaching out to you sharing male infertility or both?

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Does sperm like yours look the same as others? Okay.

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Yes, like you put so much of the emphasis. And the part in the special that really made me start crying was like when you were, you had that scare. And you turned to your wife and you were like, I'm so sorry that like my shit is causing you all this distress. Like you're sort of helpless, even though technically it's like your medical issue. And she was just like, no, bitch, it's our problem.

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Like I just loved that. And I also loved how like, I think.

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And think about all the other campaigns that like we don't know about. Right, that are campaigns. Right, like, who were we all, you know, sort of encouraged to dislike? And Jackie and I never did. I mean, we ended up being right about Ballerina Farms. All these things that happened over the summer. It was kind of like the summer of truth. Like, you and I were right about Ballerini.

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Well when I woke up this morning I said there's one thing I have to do. And it's to come on the internet and clear my name. You know, we, I, it's, you know, we make everything about ourselves. Of course, it's just kind of like our natural inclination, but it's, it's human. It's seemingly impossible not to make the Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively drama about us.

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We were right about Blake Lively. Like, it just feels good. Now, I will not the whole episode go wax on about how we were right, but like,

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It's so true. We're about to see a whole new version of Blake Lively when she comes out of this.

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Agreed. But that's nice. But now you have a chip on your shoulder. Welcome to the club.

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So we will get into it at some point in the show. But Jax and I are just excited to be back on the ones and the twos. We've been off podcasting now for like... A week and a half. We have a lot to catch up on.

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It was, yeah. So I'm down in Florida with Jackie. We're spending the holidays together. But before I got down here, Ben and I spent a week together in Miami. It was so nice. Just like very relaxing. Pool, beach. I got a sunglass tan. You know, all the things. Not much to report because it was just like genuinely relaxing.

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And you spent that week like kind of having the opposite sort of effect. Right. Doing the most.

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Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Michael Vick. Hold on.

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Separation of church and state.

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It was such a pleasure to be the recipient of your gift. I love my room so much. It's kind of been a beacon of peace and restoration for me during these trying times with like Lively and Justin Baldoni. It was seriously like so above and beyond. The vlog was amazing, obviously, but like the gift that I received. Let's get real.

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I watched parts of the vlog it was really long I did I skipped through it obviously Claudia like we don't watch each other's work we live it we live it sometimes like if a patron's going up that only one of us had a hand in like the one that Jackie did um I will say like I need you to watch this before I post it I want to make sure I didn't say anything bad or like it's not a piece of shite yeah like requires approval but Jackie knew she had a king piece of content she didn't need my approval and then when the time came yes I did skip to the end to see my reaction um

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One, because I have like, I know there was a grassroots movement and also an astroturf movement, but I was a part of like the Blake Lively, team Blake Lively grassroots movement. And I, I definitely like feel like, we were huge advocates and voices in that during that time.

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I did like skirt through a lot of the talking parts. Like I just wanted to see more, like I'm very HGTV like that.

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So much more than that.

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It's giving comfort creator. That's what they call Molly Mae. Like YouTubers who like document their life very uneventfully. Like they're not doing crazy stunts. They're just like makeup and chill and girlfriends and cooking. And people just sort of watch it in the background. They become their comfort creators.

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And I know a lot of people are looking for new comfort creators ever since Emma Chamberlain like took an oath of whatever from YouTube. So maybe it's you.

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No, she's not jumping out of planes like doing pranks on her grandma.

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Okay. And speaking of words that I didn't know, astroturfing. I think, okay. Do you have anything else you need to catch up on?

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Okay, so I'm sitting outside. I forget where I was when I heard this.

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Yeah, no, but I forget which part. I think I was sitting getting some sun.

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And I saw this... Lawsuit. Now, much like everybody else, everybody's initial thought was like, this was Blake Lively trying to rehabilitate her image. And to be honest, I was staunchly team Blake in the beginning. But even I saw this, I was like, it's very hard to prove these things. There's no way she has any actual evidence. I was like, you know what? Pop off, queen.

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Like, you have a ton of money. You and your husband have endless resources. Bury him. I love it. I did think it was like a rehabilitation thing. And it wasn't until that I read the actual... It's not a lawsuit. What's it called? It's her, I keep using the wrong word and all these layers like that complaint. People are like, that's not right. I'm like, okay.

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It wasn't until I read her complaint that I was like, one, not only like I was right, but two, she has so much proof and so much evidence. Screenshots, receipts, proof timeline. One of the biggest mysteries to me of this whole saga is like, how did she get these people's text messages?

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Yeah. People thought she was subpoenaed and had to fork over the messages, but she says she wasn't. She has no idea how-

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Right, right. Oh, love that. And then, so I feel like there's also a lot of confusion here because there was a lot of different like parties and agencies involved. So Melissa Nathan, who's kind of like the mastermind publicist of this whole thing, who I have to like so much to say about. But the first is that, so she's a part of this, company called the tag agency, the agency group.

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Um, so everybody's like the agency group, all their clients, like they're all doing grassroots, uh, AstroTurfing. And it's actually, it's actually a fairly popular, um, PR company. I know a lot of people whose publicists are there and it's not a nefarious PR company. The PR company itself is not like one of these Hollywood machines. Like, okay.

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But Melissa is like this nefarious actor who works with this company based out of Dallas, who is like the AstroTurfing bot farm, bot farm energy, um,

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masterminds so i think a lot of people are now like misunderstanding how some of the agencies work and being like everyone who works for tag pr has why can't i remember the word astroturfing has astroturfing movements against them that's actually not true it was like a special combo of melissa and this person she knew based out of texas who ran these types of campaigns which i had

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I'm like the most chronically online person ever. I did not know that this was a thing that you could do. I doubt Blake did either.

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You have to question everything.

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Yeah, it was a real person.

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It's insane that you like that it's at this level.

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It is, but it's not, but it's not. And the crazy part, you're right, that it is Wayfair Studios because so many people who are like, who hate Blake and just like wanna, who the campaign worked on and don't wanna believe her, they're like, well, why didn't she just go to the studio? And that's a crazy thing. Justin Baldoni was the studio.

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A thousand percent. And there is a personal connection that I will get into later in the show.

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Not only was he the director and the star, it was also his production company who produced the whole film. So everyone, all the bosses on set, the HR department, it's him. So that's why when the SAG strike, the whole thing really starts when the SAG strike happened, they went on break and Blake was, had a meeting, um, just basically being like, there's been like a really weird behavior on set.

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Like, I don't want to come back after the strike until it's all settled. So there's this long list of complaints that she made that, um, that she asked for them to stop doing his freaks to stop doing Jay and the freaks to stop doing. And, um, They like wrote it out and it's a part of this complaint. So that was the first thing in the complaint that's like really damaging.

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It's basically an admission of guilt that like they all agreed to come back to work after the sex strike because this would stop. Oh, so you agree it was happening, you know? And so it's Blake's thoughts in the suit that she's filing is that everything that happened to her afterwards was retribution, retaliation from Wayfair Studios.

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But also if we discredit Blake and she ever comes out and says this, no one's gonna believe her.

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But the one thing I want to say, and we are going to get into it later, I promise, but the one thing I want to say, because if you take away one thing from this episode, it's like, Jackie and I actually, like, all the time, get so much shit for, like, having no, quote, worse takes. Like, we're always, like, I guess, delivering hot takes, just giving our opinions.

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People are like, classic Jackson Claude, always being on the wrong side of history.

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No, no, classic Jackson Claude thinking independently and not being able to be brainwashed by literal... campaigns paid for by agencies. So the fact that like, we're always getting shit for like, you know, whatever everyone's team X, like we are team Y. And I feel so justified right now in this moment, obviously because we were right about this, but also like, I think it's a greater.

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Not to doubt Lauren Bostic. Considering Reiki has a 100% chance of flipping Lauren Bostic's baby, why wouldn't you give it a shot? And at least then you could come here and tell us

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And I imagine it's good for your relationship with Ben that you're taking an interest in his passions.

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Our first story, Stagecoach Recap. Stagecoach 2025 took the stage this weekend in Palm Springs, California. Lots of headliners, lots of special guests, lots of fun was had.

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Not Zach Bryan, right? Oh yeah, Zach Bryan. He was the last one?

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Well, not only that, but it's like so many of these people have collab songs with people who are already performing. Already there. So they're there. So, of course, Jelly Roll is going to bring out Shibuzee. Their song came out two days ago. But also. Luke is going to bring out Bailey Zimmerman, who's a man, because they have a new song coming out.

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Brandon Lake. Everyone's bringing out Brandon Lake these days.

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The way that Luke sang the anthem, he was born to sing it.

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He was born to sing that song. I just don't remember when like guests. He didn't miss a note, Claudia.

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I don't know. And I also feel like for other people, like,

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you know especially at Coachella it's like I'm not bringing a guest out I could do it on my own this is my moment I don't need anyone and like stage shows just feel so much more like a community like and it's just like we're having fun let's sing our songs so many of especially Jelly Roll so many of his most popular songs are collabs so of course bring them out bring them out

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And I do think like Bailey's already there playing. Of course, they have a new song coming out soon. Sounds amazing. Like, duh. Same for Shibuzee. Also, did Shibuzee perform at Coachella?

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I believe that he did, which is, like, pretty cool. Not a lot of people could perform at both.

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I was literally listening to Shaboosie's deluxe album. Came out on Friday. Bunch of collabs. Partial-ish. And I was like... And a bar song came on, and I was like, I wonder why nobody's asked me yet if I think Shibuzy's the one. I've been waiting for it, scared of this question. Too soon to tell.

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But feeling amazing is feeling amazing. Like that seems like a good enough end goal as any.

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I hope you drank awesome shooters and listened to awesome music and choked up each other's awesomeness.

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Even though Luke wouldn't be headlining. That's okay. Okay.

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Maybe he would do your private Hamptons birthday concert.

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Yeah. Also, some other news from stage coach Lana Del Rey did a set and she admitted to kissing Morgan Wallen in her new song.

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Well, this is what she said in her new song, 57.5. She said, and it's part of the lyrics, I kissed Morgan Wallen. I guess kissing me kind of went to his head. If you want my secret to success, I suggest you don't go ATVing with him when you're out west.

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I ship, except for Crocodile Dundee. Like she seems really happy. Right, now she's married.

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And is Lana Del Rey country? So she clearly wants to be now. And I do think she's genre bending. Like if she puts on a pair of cowboy boots, all of a sudden she's country.

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Do you think Ben is going to bring in his own healer and like you guys are going to have competing healers?

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The festival has become a little uncountrified.

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Yeah. Like, Lizzo came out during, like, Diplo. Backstreet Boys. Backstreet Boys, like, are always trying to get into country. At least, like, they're consistent about that.

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Paris Hilton DJed, I think, with Diplo. They always have a... That doesn't bother me at all. Country can be remixed.

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But Lizzo came out, and she sang, I think, DNA Test.

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But I think she'll really try anything at this point.

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He would go like out of borough for a healer.

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It's not working. Well, she's doing a lot to sort of make us move on. But I still think that shit is bananas, you know? Me too.

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It's just so unfortunate, you know? Like, some people go through scandal, but it's not, like, something that just gets, like, seared into your brain.

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Yeah, like, I'm already, like, forgetting. Like, what did JVN do? Like, I kind of forget. He was just, like, a bitch.

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Okay. But so was Lizzo, but, like, JVN didn't have a banana involved.

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Are you ready for our next story, which is only number two? That was your stagecoach recap. Hope you guys had fun, Sachi.

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Next story, Drake Hemsley filed for a divorce from PK Hemsley after his steamy make out with an amazing race star.

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I know, but like at least it's better than like, you know, someone who is an accountant. Like she's a little if one person at the TMZ office watches Amazing Race, there you go.

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It was outside of Cipriani and Beverly Hills. So that's also not where you go to do things in the private.

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Yeah. Anyways, photos of him emerged kissing a blonde woman from Amazing Race. She's also a model. Her name is Shawna Wall. She does also happen to look like Dorit. And now... Yes! Dorit has filed for divorce from her husband of 10 years. Did they make it to the 10 years? How does that work with that thing in California?

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Well, I guess they had this sort of separation that was like, we're not seeing other people because now he's clearly crossed the line. Like when Mauricio was spotted with the girly and Mykonos, Kyle didn't file. No, by the way, it's just rules.

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Yeah. Yeah. But like, this was obviously a shock to Dorit. And I guess it does make sense that they weren't seeing other people. And I do think when you're having a separation and you're seeing other people, it's just like a,

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Yeah. So I think they were clear, which is that they're not seeing other people. And now he's spotted not only just over. It's not like he was really caught like in the club and that someone with a phone like he's making out with this woman in front of a restaurant. It's a fancy popular restaurant. It's not a first date. And I think that was it for Dorit. So she has officially filed for divorce.

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Do you think you're going to bring any of your newfound Eastern practices into your life post-pregnancy? Yeah.

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She's requesting spousal support and that PK pay her legal fees, which is low. But that's also standard.

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Is there enough money to sustain two households?

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Yeah. It's definitely worrying. But I just want a happy Dorit.

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This is actually less confusing than like a remote airport.

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Yeah, and sold to TMZ. Yes. Yes. Whereas I don't think... Maybe Shana Wall called the paparazzi because she was like, choose me.

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Are you ready for our next story? A little more reality TV news. Yeah. Because Emerald from Summer House is addressing his absence in the Summer House cast photo following the reunion as the guys got together and hung out with Andy Cohen. So after the reunion, one of the boys posted a photo of West, Andy, Kyle Cook, Carl, and Jesse Solomon having some beers after the

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the taping and it led some fans to wonder why Emeril wasn't there. I never saw this photo, but if I had, I wouldn't have even realized Emeril wasn't there. Why would Emeril be there? He wasn't on the show.

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But there's no way he's sitting for the whole reunion, do you think?

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Nor would it happen with, like, I don't know, the females from Summer House? Correct, correct. Does he even know their names?

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Yeah. And Merle said... he left early a few hours before they wrapped. So that's part of it. And then I don't know who responded to him. Some like, I think it was like a fan. Yeah. Said part of it. So not all of it. Or he said, I mean, I don't know. I'm going to chalk it up to that and move on. It's all good. He said, I'm so glad I didn't.

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And I got some publicity and a platform for my English school. That was always my big goal in all of this.

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It's not that we thought he was. He apparently he founded an English school in Bangladesh. And so he came on the show to get some press for it, which I think that he's achieved. But like, I don't know if coming on the show and sleeping with everyone in the Hamptons is a great way to do it. English school.

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Well, maybe he's also like doing press for summer housing. It's to talk about his English school. Yeah.

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They're always just like, they wake up early. They go for a run. All they care about is their protein shakes.

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We wouldn't even know that he's a broker. I did not know that. All that we know is that he has sex.

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They never gave us a package on him, his life in the city, his apartment, his job. Just sex.

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The issue is, though, that he said it in his confessional. I wish that he said it to someone's face.

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I would have loved to see how they responded. Would anyone have been like, stop?

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It's true. I would cherish the time to be alone with my thoughts.

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No, I do have desires to try acupuncture. That is on my list.

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Maybe you should try my gal. Yeah, maybe you're a healer too.

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The latter half of the show is actually a bit of sports news.

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Big draft news. The big story out of the draft over the last few days has been Shador Sanders. Deion Sanders' son. I've been paying attention from afar, and then it became very clear to me that it's a draft day situation starring Kevin Costner. And it has come full circle because he was now drafted in the fifth round by the Browns.

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Because I know a little bit about it. Shador Sanders, he's a college quarterback. He played at Colorado. He's the son of Deion Sanders, who's an NFL Hall of Famer cornerback. which is what is a cornerback? I'm not sure, but he's like a major NFL player. He's actually also like being the agent for his son, very involved in this process for his son, Shador.

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And Shador was like set to go really early. He has a strong arm, good quarterback, and he wasn't picked in the first round and he wasn't picking the second round. And he was like a very highly anticipated player. It was. And a lot of people are picking quarterbacks and where he thought he was going to go, like they didn't pick him. And then it started to like raise these questions.

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Right. So I saw some people have like now spoken anonymously about his interviews with the teams that he was like, his behavior was just like very unprofessional. He was wearing headphones with playing music the whole time. He like brought an entourage. Yeah. Just like, like he had some like bad interviews and like, that's literally the premise of draft day.

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My weekend was great. Lots of fun was had. I'm trying to like remember what I did. But we just, you know. We went to the bookstore, my favorite place. Huge, huge. The bookstore is a great place to go as a parent and as a reader.

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Like the person that he is the number one player, but like their off field behavior kind of stinks for one reason or another. Um, also I think because his dad was his agent, I read, I read a couple of different theories as to why he wasn't chosen. Some people said his, he's actually not that good of a quarterback. Like his arm, his aim is. I don't think it's that. Um,

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But someone said because he doesn't have a traditional agent who like might have told him like, hey, do this to get paid. Like, yeah, you know, his dad's probably just like totally hyping him up. And I think like this process has been very humbling for him. Yeah. But he finally got picked in the fifth round to the Browns. But they already drafted a quarterback in this draft.

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Then they have like other quarterbacks on the bench and they have Joe Flacco, too.

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Unless he can prove himself, because I think after Joe, they're going to need their next great quarterback. It could be him.

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I also feel like sometimes getting picked like really early in the draft is a bad omen. Like Tom Brady was like the 40th round pick. He wasn't the first. It's so much pressure. No, and it's like it never winds. Like how many people have won the Heisman? I've never heard their name.

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Well, OJ Simpson won the Heisman, but Johnny Manziel, they say that some people are saying that should door is the next Johnny Manziel, like all this talent too much off the field drama going to squander it.

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Yeah, he had drama in college. You know who had draft drama who was like incredibly humble during his draft? And that was like one of his first Roman empires of his career. Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers.

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he was supposed to go way earlier than he did but like now i don't know when he went but he is a super bowl winning quarterback and he didn't go in the first round it literally doesn't matter i mean brock purdy was mr irrelevant sorry it matters for your paycheck in a big way yes yes but you know if you prove yourself you become valuable you get i mean like most people get their big contracts that is like the tragedy of our time

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For the money loss. I think everyone should be doing more.

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We did. But, like, we also weren't the ones responsible for, like, his drop.

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And his fall from grace. And, like, I would have picked him in the first round if I knew.

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It doesn't mean anything, but obviously in the moment, like you want to go first. Yes. No, but it also like means a lot for your money. And when you've been like waiting for this, you're not that, you know, the Sanders family doesn't have a lot of money. Is once, once for much.

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Okay, but like- they're not my people and it's hard like the literary world like actually I don't feel like I'm the elk of the literary world not at all like no one who works there is a toaster or a redhead or a redhead you know my dream is to have like a redhead table of books where oh I thought you're still gonna say your dream is to have a redheads bookstore Like I like to make money.

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But in general, like every round, less and less, it's like just like less and less money when this is like your big chance.

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Yeah, it's true. Is it a pro or a con to have Dion on the sidelines? In a lot of ways, it's a pro. He has so much experience. He can help out with coaching.

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something if he was playing in a high school yeah great your dad was in the NFL come coach up with us like this is the NFL like they seriously have a thousand people on staff they don't need your dad it's true and then did you see the prank call this was really bad those kids oh my god so a bunch of kids from Ole Miss and I don't know why they filmed themselves doing this they made a prank call to Shador and

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And we have footage of both sides because I guess Shador's camp has been filming him through the whole draft. Of course, having the conversation. And the kids say, hey, this is the head coach at what was the school, the team? I don't know. Some team. Some team. Some team. And they said, and we're picking you in the next round. They had the next pickup.

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And they're like, we're picking you in the next round. He was, like, so excited. This was after he, like, it had been a long time he hadn't gotten picked. And then they said, like, you're just going to have to wait a little while. And he was like, oh, that's okay. And he thought that was weird. And then they, like, five... One minute later, the pick comes and it's not him.

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And it was a prank call from like these students. And it turns out like the son of the coach of the Falcons, that's how they got his number. Like someone, one of the coaches, like sons had Shadur's number and the kid took it and him and his friends prank called him. It's like really mean.

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I guess most of the time, like, you know, you could see the phone number. They called from a private line. And Shador had said, like, nobody has this phone number. I think it was a new number. But, like, if you are in, if you are a coach, you have his number.

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The kid put out, like, an apology. But, like. He's an asshole. He's an asshole. And, like, not only did they do that, they, like, filmed it and they posted themselves doing it.

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So that's the latest drama. And once again, if you haven't watched Draft Day, you're missing out on critical understanding of how these things work.

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They need to make a sequel. I don't know how many times. They don't, actually. They do.

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It does. It does. They nailed the Draft Day process.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Some more sports news. Sure. Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Jordan Hudson, is going viral for awkwardly interrupting his CBS interview to shut down relationship questions. So Bill Belichick, you know, famed coach of the Patriots.

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So he's been becoming a joke cause he's dating a 24 year old. He's, you know, a hundred in his seventies. Yeah. Like there's all this like pictures of them and like videos and they do yoga. It's confusing situation, but like a lot of older men date younger girls. And so like, we've never even spoken about them. Cause like whatever Bill Belichick wants to do, like whatever.

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Yeah, yeah. It's very surprising. Shocking. He gave an interview to CBS Sunday morning and they were asked about how they met.

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There's a hole in his shirt. Yeah. That to me is the headline. Yeah, it wasn't like a shirt with holes.

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Up until this interview, like I just thought like Bill Belichick's like getting his dick wet and like what – you would do it too if you could. Then I saw the hole in the shirt, and now I'm worried.

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I would love to even have enough time to like go to the bookstore more. Like let's start with that as a goal, let alone starting my own. No, to have like a table at the bookstore. Like sometimes they have like a Hello Sunshine table or an Oprah's Book Club table where like all the books that they've chosen are on the table.

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And she comes up into the interview. She's sitting there on the side like his PR.

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And I surmised that he wrote a book and that's the reason for this press thing. Oh, okay. Why would you invite... There's something really weird going on. They referenced the acknowledgement section of his book where he said, like, my muse and my advisor, Jordan.

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Well, at the very least, it's an episode of American Greed.

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And like all of the books that we read for the Redheads, there were so many out on the floor. Yeah. And I would love to have a red, you guys know that's my dream already to like walk into a bookstore and there's like a redheads table.

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In the most prominent space that a hole could be. Front and center. Not even under the armpit.

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And so when you care about someone and they're doing a TV show, you don't let them out of the house like that.

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Yeah. I hope that he has like friends who can check in on him, but she probably wouldn't let,

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Oh, she didn't know that she's with a 70 year old.

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Yeah. She could have at least put a nice shirt on him so that we would have less concern.

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She's very calculated, and that was a miscalculation.

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No. I made a pargy loaf this morning of bread. So did I. It's been a while since I've made one so pargy, and I'm really looking forward to getting into it.

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Oh, yeah, and my new butter bell. Oh, I'm excited. I'm excited for you. I've got big things happening.

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Or I could like work with like maybe Barnes and Noble. They would kick me out, you know, like they.

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Yeah, but like maybe a smaller bookshop would love to work with me in that capacity.

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I would you you would love that you would love it so it was always it's always nice to go to the bookstore I saw so many books that I wanted to read but I have to be reading this like Lucy score porno for the redhead I heard it's terrible what I heard it's terrible I haven't I heard it's terrible I don't want to say no tell me just tell me I saw in the redheads Facebook group

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Oh, they do love to say that about everything.

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That's so, so funny and painful because it's 500 pages. So like Lucy's score, you better don't do it.

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Yeah, but I feel like she likes, like I feel like You then get to say you read a 500 page book and like it gets up your page count for your Goodreads end of the year. Like she is helping out.

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What's the Demon Copperhead of this year, though?

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I actually don't feel that way. Not to be like toxically positive.

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No, but did you guys think about starting Royal Pains?

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I started posting about The Pit, but I didn't know it was a medical show.

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That it's like a bright, chipper, happy day. I feel like it's a big week. We have a lot going on. I actually have like a lot of things happening today that are buoying me and like just distracting me from the fact and the case of the Mondays.

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But I know it's a part of... If you got a resident.

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It was in a personal area. It's as personal as personal gets.

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No, it's like this weird social contract that we've signed that like the residents can get in there even though they're not as qualified as the doctors.

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Yeah, there's actually so many shows right now that everyone's talking about. Like, of course, Severance. You know, but I don't know if I'll get to that. Then I heard there's one with Jon Hamm on Apple TV about like... Neighbors and Friends. Love Thy Neighbors, Love Thy Nader.

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But the premise sounds really good. It's like about rich people.

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There's also now a show about the Ukrainian orphan who might have been the Ukrainian grown woman dwarf.

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It would be better if you don't know anything. And I'm sure it is better because the twist.

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I mean, it's spoiled because we've recorded on this story every step of the way.

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But that is how we are in real life. Oh, please. She's a grown woman. I don't know. And how is it, since when is it so hard to find out someone's age? Get a tooth.

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Okay, because I was like, didn't you tell us on Friday you don't watch You? No, I don't watch You. And we already contended with that?

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I actually, I wouldn't even be surprised if it's not a toaster per se. Like, girl with no job is just such a big part of just, like, social media, you know? You think so? Oh, my God. Like, the OGs. The greats? You were going to say the greats?

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I was, but that doesn't make my point. Of course you're great. You're so fantastic. We love you. I know what you mean. You're one of those OG staple accounts. Yeah, it's so true. And I actually think that it's possible the person's not even a toaster. When they think of Instagram and the accounts in the mix, they think of Girl With No Job.

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But like, okay, five cents. Here's five cents.

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The Mark Schoenwetter Holocaust Education Foundation.

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We'll see. We actually have sports news today. The sports world is quaking. I don't know if you've noticed.

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No. Did you see Travis Kelsey unfollowed Ryan Reynolds? What? That's what TMZ reported. And like from TMZ, I'm going to believe that, you know, it wasn't that he never followed him or that Ryan Reynolds deactivated.

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That's what TMZ said. And I'm just going to take it at face value because there's always like, you know, it was unsearchable or Ryan deactivated his account. But like, let's say TMZ got it right, you know?

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Okay. Even though Lauren Bostic said Reiki flipped her babies.

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I have to go see Travis and Justin playing golf.

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Yeah. Cause she's of that age. She was totally an NSYNC girl.

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Yeah. You know? In the Venn diagram of your dislikes and her likes.

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Sure. Yeah, there's a lot to discuss today. So without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. That has truly never felt more like a Monday because today's a start. It's a rebirth. As Ramona Singer would say, it's a renewal of sorts. We are feeling ageless. We are feeling fresh. We are feeling new. Hello, Jackie. How are you?

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And obviously the Vaginoplasty song was the highlight of the film for me. And Ben literally was like, oh, this is what you've been singing all week. I'm like, yeah, Sex Change Operation. But there were so many songs, Jackie, and they were all just like that. They were like either in Spanish or English. And I know this is what musicals are. Like we're having a conversation, then I start to sing.

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But it was highlighted so, I never think in a musical, it's weird that that person's singing, right? Yeah. I'm like, yay, the song is here. Yeah. And Amelia Prez, I'm like, why are you singing? It was so wrong. None of it added up.

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And let me tell you, in the beginning of the movie, when she's looking for a doctor who can do the operation but also protect the identity of this person, this very high-profile drug cartel lord, she travels around the world looking for the best doctors, and she ends up in Tel Aviv. And I was like, no way is this movie taking me to Israel. That's what I mean.

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You never knew what this movie was going to throw out at you next. And they ended up going with Dr. Wasserman, the Jewish doctor from Israel, who, you know... we'll keep your secret. Kept the secret. Like it, the movie just kept going right turn, left turn, left turn, right turn. Like you just, I can't even tell you what the movie was about. Why you got to bring the Jews into it.

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I don't think there could have been a worse chair for me to be sitting in than our previous chair when it came to my tailbone issues. And my physical therapist actually said that. So while this technically was like an extravagant expense, it's really a medical expense.

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Yeah, no, it was just like, we have our own problems and this terrible movie, like we really don't, we don't need this.

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It was actually embarrassing for the well-known, uh, to participate in this movie. And it's crazy, because Zoe Saldana's winning, so she doesn't look at this project as embarrassing. No, as a stain, no. But the dancing and the singing and just the crazy dialogue.

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Oh my God. And she says it in Spanish. So it obviously like hits different cause you're reading the subtitles, but she essentially is like talking to this man and she's like, my pussy hasn't stopped the robbing since I last saw you. And she says it in Spanish. Um, and he was like, Whoa, that's what I mean. Like, and it was Jackie, it was so unnecessary.

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Like the guy that she was on the phone with is like an old lover, old boyfriend. They get back together. Like It's literally, it wasn't even like a crazy type of relationship. They just like kept doing such crazy things for the sake of what? Absurdity. Like the theme of the film was absurdity. Nothing was cohesive. Nothing made sense.

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It was seriously, by the end, I was getting so fatigued by the plot twist. Cause by the end, it's like a, it's a movie about like a hostage and you know, they have to get the hostage back. And I'm like, how the fuck did we get here? It was seriously the biggest waste of my time, especially knowing that it was not actually based on true events. And I don't know what led me there.

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I'm surprised because people are always so quick to correct me when I make things up in the comments. And I didn't see one person say that Amelia Perez was not based on a true story.

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So they couldn't correct you because they didn't know. Correct. Correct. So things I did, that. Things I wish I didn't do, also that. And the only thing I have left is The Brutalist. And if anybody could give me some tea on whether or not It's going to be on a stream or anytime soon. That would be enormously helpful. Also, when I went to the movie theaters, I got into a fight with an old lady.

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Like, Oh my God, turdy. I was walking out of the bathroom at the end of the movie and there's one door into the bathroom and one door out. So she was coming in. I was coming out. We just like class. She was like an old lady with a cane. So I was like, Oh my God, I'm so sorry. And I obviously moved away and let her walk through. And she like rolled her eyes at me so hard.

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Like I was doing such like, I didn't do anything wrong. I was just leaving while you were entering. It's just unfortunate that there's one door. I guess normally like under certain circumstances, like a lady with a cane, like obviously I would never be disrespectful to, but like, bitch, I'm pregnant now. So like, we're in the same boat. Like we're both not well.

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So I literally was like, you're going to be fine. Like I got, what did I do? I went out of the way. I said, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Even though I didn't do anything wrong. We just collided like very naturally. I did nothing wrong. So I'm

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like I'm so sorry please and then I moved out of the way for her and her cane to come through and she's like shaking her head rolling her eyes and honestly like sorry I don't care who the fuck you are you're a bitch you're a bitch it's timeless I totally agree that's so crazy like I'm just so sick of letting these people what because you're geriatric no and by the way normally I would but now I'm like I'm checking a box like I'm also like I deserve yeah you know uh doors open for me I'm pregnant so you want to play with me you want to play with me lady so what'd you do did you hit her

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No, I just said, you're going to be fine. And I'm 90% sure she didn't even hear me. Of course she didn't. Like she was probably down the hallway and you're like to finally come back with your comeback. She was right next to me, but she was so old. Like a normal person would have heard me a thousand percent because she didn't even react.

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And you know, she was the type of bitch like who would have reacted if she heard me.

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Depending on like what stage of our like weight fluctuations we're at, we totally could share one. We totally could.

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It is a great opportunity to donate to the Mark Schoenwetter Holocaust Education Foundation, mshef.org. Or read a book if you'd like to. Yes, there's so many ways to remember.

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So well, shout out for Holocaust Memorial. I feel like, um, people are always asking like, you know, what, what to do and reading a book is, is great advice. I also feel like check today specifically like a local JCC or like a Hillel, a Chabad. Cause I think that, um, a lot of them put on programs like of having Holocaust survivors come and tell their stories.

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And, you know, we're less than a hundred years out from the Holocaust, but like we're getting there. And so we're the last generation of people who will be able to like hear firsthand experiences from people who lived through it. People like Mark, but there are, you know, quite a few left. Most of them live in Israel, but a lot of them live in America.

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And so they, and a lot of them go around and do like speaking gigs. They answer questions. They just tell their stories. And it's like so powerful. If you've never met a Holocaust survivor in person or had the opportunity to hear them speak, it's literally the biggest privilege in the world. So just like check your local JCC or something.

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thing you know yeah yeah definitely I feel like they'd be doing that today yeah so that's always a good reminder and last thing just you know taking a sharp right turn everyone just ignore me lots of people want to know update on our theme song competition have we chosen a winner what's the status so Jackie and I have chosen a winner we are in communicato with the winner the winner is you know working on signing some paperwork and

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And then the winner will fork over the song and Jackie and I will get in the studio. So I don't know if we're going to share until we have our own version. What do you think? Should we share like the winning version on our Instagram?

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there's just so much change happening here. Like, it's so funny. We do nothing. We literally change nothing for years. Then in one week, we have like a whole new song, a whole new studio, a whole new life. And when it rains, it pours. Yeah, I completely agree.

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Bring back Bruno. Bring back Bruno. Bring back Bruno. Yeah, that's what, I mean, like, that's what I've been saying, bring back, you know?

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I'm actually with this, this particular set of changes. Like I'm really comfortable with it. You guys know how, like I had so many problems with my old studio. This new one is just closer to my house. The bathroom is cleaner. Like everything about it is better. Um, so I'm feeling okay.

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Like I, I'm getting rid of the good morning millennials, which is like going to be like a big thing for us and replacing it with a theme song that I'm having like a little bit more, you know, second thoughts about. Cause it's just, it's hard to create these sort of iconic moments that people come to love and expect and know. And we're just doing away with one. It feels wasteful. I don't know.

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That is what brings us to today. Also, just so much to discuss. Taylor on the field. Travis is going to the Super Bowl. Yeah. Bruno Mars has a new song that's really taking the world by storm.

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Yeah, Ben had just made a video of him recreating an Ina Garten recipe using puff pastry and mustard that he saw on Ina Garten when we were watching Back to Basics, Barefoot Contessa. And then, you know, one week later, my sister is making a puff pastry Ina recipe.

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Let me say something about Ina. And I feel like maybe it's unfair to say it just about Ina. I think it's any. Are you going to drag her by her hair? I'm not. Cause her hair is not long enough for that. But what I'm going to say is, and I think that if you were to watch any, cause me and Ben just got like obsessed with Ina. Her show was on max.

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We must've watched in the last two weeks, like 25 episodes of her show. It's short. It's 25. And so you just watch a lot of her. So I don't think it's specific to her. I think you would find this with any chef, but like, Like she's kind of quirky. Like I feel like her food actually just tastes good because it's all butter and salt. Like that's it.

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Anything is good if you put a whole stick of butter and a gallon of salt in it. She garnishes everything with more salt. And that's like her catchphrase. She's like a little bit more salt because you can never have enough. Actually, you can. It's called high cholesterol. Like she's just sort of like... I don't know.

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Not only do I feel nervous for sure. I feel like a little awkward. I don't know why this just doesn't feel familiar to me yet. So I feel like I'm podcasting and like in someone's house.

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And the Fast Five Stories that you need to know are brought to you by The Flip-Off. We've got something super exciting to talk about. The premiere of HGTV's buzzy new series, The Flip-Off. And trust us, as experts on the matter of Tarek El Moussa, you do not want to miss this one. Christina Hack and Tarek were married. You guys know they're the king and queen of flipping shows.

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And then they got divorced. But now, after 10 years of history and drama and a couple of new marriages, these exes are ready to face off to prove who's the best flipper around in the flip-off. It's Tarek and his new wife, as we all know, Heather El Moussa, flipping against Christina. And their goal is to flip a house with the biggest payoff.

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So it's HGTV at its absolute best, but it's not just about the flips. This series serves up stunning transformations, competitive banter, and some deeply raw and at times uncomfortable personal moments. It's not all gloss and glamour. It's gritty, real, and totally captivating.

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So we're going to see Christina and her soon-to-be ex-husband throw back to Josh Hall in a really intense exchange on their way to the flip. It's really awkward. And then Christina then opens up to Tarek about the troubles in her marriage. So the drama is real, but the heart of the series is really the transformations.

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Christina and Heather's designs and eye for style really elevate the new series with high design that you don't see anywhere. Their mastery as real estate experts, flippers, and entrepreneurs is on full display. They spent years honing their crafts, and it really shows. And did we mention special guest appearances?

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Each week, notable celebrities like Amanza from Selling Sunset, Heather Dubrow from Orange County Housewives, Tariq and Christina's mom, and the most surprising, Christina's second husband, TV star Ant Anstead is also guesting on the show. Ant Anstead. They will be judges to compete. So mark your calendars.

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The flip off must watch TV is premiering Wednesday, January 29th at eight, seven central to see who wins with the first of its kind competition. You don't want to miss it. Today's episode is also brought to you by thrive cosmetics. So whether you like fresh faced, full glam,

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or somewhere in between you've probably seen thrive cosmetics viral tubing mascara you know the one in the turquoise tube all over your social media when you're watching turdy get ready i have such a complicated relationship with my eyelashes ever since i burned them off um it was the winter of like 2019 and i was in utah trying to set up a whatever it's a long story i

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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burn my eyelashes off and they never really grew back normally I've really straight lashes and so they don't really hold a curl well and somebody introduced me to the Thrive Cosmetics tubing mascara shortly after the incident in 2019 and it has been the best thing to ever happen to me it introduced me to the brand in general and I love their tubing mascara it's called the liquid lash extensions mascara it lasts all day without clumping smudging or flaking

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So I'm just readjusting, but I, I could not welcome this new era of toast more. I feel like the timing is perfect. I love the vibes. I think a lot of people, there will be for sure, like people making edits on social media, you know, rest in peace to the palm leaves. Um, Because they were such an iconic part, an integral part of our brand for the last truly seven years.

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you're welcome oh i haven't sung in the studio yet let's hear like what the just let's get a quick like my chicks oh yeah oh it's giving hannah montana transitions yeah so i would love to get hannah montana transitions like between ad breaks and even stories in this episode like

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By the challenge accepted. I will.

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Sorry. They don't even deserve the name Ross Washington. Sorry. The way they played like crud. Sorry. Don't come for me, fans. Like it was not giving commanders. It was giving... You know what? I don't want to come. I'll say it. I'll say it. It was even the Washington losers. My God, ever heard of catching a ball? Yeah, they did lose. Really bad. They lost by like 25 points.

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It doesn't elicit that sort of like Super Bowl energy.

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Yep. So I watched both games in full. The birds are fighting. It was clear. It was clear from day one, like minute one, that the Eagles were going to be winning that game. So it was like, okay, who are the Eagles going to play? And I also was rooting for the Bills, one, just to change it up.

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And two, because I heard a statistic about the Bills that Ben told me that actually made me like want to cry for them. Like they deserve it. Okay. First of all, they have never won a Super Bowl. which is just kind of crazy. They had OJ. They're not a loser-y unknown team. They're always making waves. But they have been three times, or maybe even four.

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Jackie, they went in 1990, 91, 92, 93, and they lost every single time.

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But the thing is, and sorry, don't comfort me, Eagles fans, because I respect you and I understand your desire. But...

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Now, I don't feel like it has truly reflected who we are as human beings for a really long time. Having said that, people are attached to it and there's validity in those feelings. So I just want to give a moment, hold space for people who might be missing those palm leaves today.

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based on just what i know like it's not even a question the chiefs are going to win again because look at like the games they played last night and that's what i don't like about these two divisions because i feel like based on merit the super bowl should have been the chiefs and the bills like they were the best teams in the league this year so the fact that like the bills don't even get to go kind of sucks and like i think that if the eagles played the bills they would have lost yeah

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Do you know what I mean? Yes, I do know what you mean. And so odds are... They're rolling into the Super Bowl having played, no offense, Washington, like this big team of losers who seriously could have got arrested if they tried. And yeah, they won by so many points. It's not impressive. If I played a preschooler, yeah, I would win also.

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So I think that they're coming in thinking they're hot shit. And the Chiefs played the Bills. They earned hard. It was a three-point game. They earned it last night. So I feel like it's not even a question of who's going to win. And I just want to say no hate to anyone involved. I'm so bored. I'm so bored. Like how many times have I seen the Eagles play the Chiefs? Like a thousand times.

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Like give me someone new. And I understand that's how it works. Like when you're building dynasties, it's like, I get it. I get it. But just as a consumer who's like purely showing up for entertainment purposes, like I am bored.

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someone could get injured god forbid you know I don't want that to happen but sometimes like sometimes the juju is off and that's what the eagles have to hope for they have built in contingency plans because I feel like earlier in the year Travis was kind of stinking it up and they like kept winning because they have such a good team they have other alternates like they're stacked they have you know plans in place for these kinds of things for injuries and lack of juju and I also want to say so not only do they need lack of juju the eagles want it more

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yes and that maybe for that reason they could win like they are the underdog what is Jason Kelsey say hungry dogs gonna eat like they might win because of that because they're hungry they might they're hungry so I just I think I've seen this film before and I don't know it's just not hitting in the way that it did the first time around like I loved seeing Taylor on the field right um but it wasn't as crazy it's just like she belongs there now you know

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Yeah. She belongs with me. It's like, girl, get down there. Even the last time we were like, we were like, there's no way she's going to be on the field. And then she went. So like, I don't know. I just, I was like hoping for something new. Maybe like Hailee Steinfeld's on the field, you know? Yeah. Was she at the game last night? Did you see her? Yeah.

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know I went to her social media and she doesn't post as like a wag ever yeah her social media is extremely business promotional which I really respect she is this global superstar but not even on her stories like wearing uh an off-season puffer from Kristen Juszczyk like I saw none of it yeah but I feel like she was definitely there as the fiance I don't think anything called her away but yeah she's pretty low-key

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She is. So I don't even know if we would have seen her on the field.

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I read a statistic that was like Taylor's been to 22 Chiefs games and they've won 19 of them. That's just like so crazy. Yeah. Jessica Simpson is like crying when she read that.

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team impressive if she like started dating someone from the Cleveland Browns and all of a sudden they're at the Super Bowl you know like that's impressive yeah she's just like you know shooting fish in a barrel yeah no but Travis only got a date with her because he's on the best team she wasn't dating someone from the Jets Right, right. Not to bring the Jets into this. They've been through a lot.

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I'm just bringing everyone into it so people can't say, like, Charity, you're so mean to, like, the Detroit fans. Don't, bitch. I mean to everyone. And also, I think you're mean to all the fans of the NFL because they're all crazy. They're all so crazy, and it's also funny.

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Although I will say, because I do think like a lot of the times people's reactions are so crazy. I did last night, like, I did really feel for the Bills fans, mostly because, like, I love Josh Allen. I really relate to somebody with old tweets, and I just, I love him, and I think he's really sweet, and I think he, like, works really hard, and he does all that he can. He didn't mess up, you know?

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Like, I just want to say I'm not a football expert, but I know that there's, like, a group of people whose job it is to protect the quarterback, and they had obviously, like, lost their vision or something because they were just doing a terrible job last night. Like, he did all that he could. Nobody had, like, one big error. I felt bad for them. They played... They fought hard.

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Lombardi. They don't get Lamborghinis when they win the Super Bowl. No, no.

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And the Lombardi Trophy is the big football that they get if they win the Super Bowl.

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That's what I'm saying. Everything is just kind of getting repetitive. I feel like I'm literally in a simulation. Yeah, because nobody recalled back to him. He said, do a little dance, make a little love. And then he basically gave the microphone to the crowd to say, get down tonight. And they didn't realize what was happening. So it was like... Get down tonight. It was just like a little awkward.

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I know. Cause he's so serious on the field. Like except when he's, you know, doing his end game and zone dance. Yeah. I want to be an end game.

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Okay, so yeah, he was just like a cop, a part of a trial. Like, cops do trials all the time. Yeah. It just so happens that this is a high-profile trial and that the person, you know, on the stand has a wife who's obsessed with housewives. Like, that's the funny part. And people were like, I wonder if Bad Gal Riri still follows Erica on Instagram. She does.

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I don't even... I feel like she probably wouldn't have put this together until the internet did. It's so random.

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Very swirly as well. And I can't really stress enough how like, yes, our show looks different, but what's most different. And I think what, people will probably appreciate the most is we've really upgraded all of our equipment.

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Do you think that ASAP's lawyer could use this as like some sort of leverage to like for a mistrial? Like it's not a conflict of interest in any way, but like a lawyer maybe could spin it like that.

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Yeah, yeah. The judge has seen it before. But I guess then like if anybody on the trials, I mean on the jury is like a huge fan of Housewives, like they would have to recuse themselves.

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Right, right. It's also kind of like low key. No one's talking about ASAP Rocky like being on trial for like kind of egregious crimes. Right. I didn't realize that. It doesn't add up. It doesn't add up. Like, I don't know. It's giving he's framed. Like what I know about him from, you know, being Rihanna's, you know, boyfriend, being happy to play second fiddle to her.

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He's a supportive partner and a doting father and husband partner. Yeah. Yeah. Right. People who are like supportive partners and like let the women in their lives make way more money than them and like are so proud of them. They just don't go around shooting people. They just don't. They don't shoot their childhood friends. No, they don't.

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Like it's just it's incongruous with the man that I've sort of become come to know. Yeah.

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right of course it would have been news regardless that's the thing about bravo it is like connected to everything it's just there's always a bravo connection uh katie perry suing the 1-800 flowers guy it turns out to be cameron westcott's father-in-law like it's just it's crazy yes but i also think it's because the housewives are notable people or their families are notable like that's why they're housewives because they are yeah connected

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So when it comes to videos and audios, like we really spared no expense in giving everybody the most premium experience when it comes to watching, listening, receiving the toast. So I'm looking forward to way less tech issues because our last studio was truly built by Jackie and YouTube tutorials. Like we made it as far as we could. Yeah, Guitar Center.

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Oh, speaking of housewives, did you see Boz from, Boz, excuse me, from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had a birthday party in New York and Dorit flew from LA to be there. Like all the rony women were there. She was like posting and then she was like, and my girl Dorit flew in from LA. Oh, so cute. I was like, oh, these two are like real friends. No, I didn't see that.

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Why'd she have it in New York?

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yeah no I'm telling you I had a good feeling about her when she showed up and it's nice to be right finally about something oh my god speaking of not being right about something and I'm not saying that we're not right but like things are taking a turn with Justin Baldoni do you find did you see the video of Justin Baldoni on the beach at TMZ like back red um got like a video of him playing with his kids in the ocean like he's on vacation in Hawaii no I saw that he was on vacation

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Anybody going into the ocean to frolic, it's so unattractive. There's no cool way, especially the really choppy Hawaii waters. There's no attractive, cool way to dive into the ocean, but he does this jump as a wave is pulling out, and he literally just hits the deck. It's on TMZ's Instagram. I highly recommend watching. It just made me giggle. But yes, I agree.

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Things are not looking good for Blake Lively and those who defended her. Having said that, I still haven't changed my mind. I'm just being quiet about it because I'm really not in the mood to deal with it. But... Yeah, they were just subpoenaed to turn over all their personal text messages, Ryan and Blake. Right.

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I know. I'm like kind of waiting for the other shoe to drop. All this stuff has happened. She hasn't responded at all, like legally or like, so I'm feeling like, does she have this big thing in her arsenal that's going to end it? Or is she just like rolling over and taking it?

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Also, I thought there was like some sort of law against, I know you can't, you don't have to testify against a spouse legally. If you're married, like that is a protected law.

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thing so I'm shocked to find that like you would have to fork over like under what grounds would I ever have to give my text messages with my husband you know what I mean yeah it's so it's kind of egregious like even for anyone like you I don't know I I'm not understanding the legality of it I'm sure they're like if the judge said they have to do it that there's a reason but I feel like it's I've never heard of that

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Reading two people who are, like, in a marriage of, you know, multiple years, seeing their communication is going to be crazy. But two people of notable fame and wealth and lots of connected friends and just who we've gotten a window into how, like, Blake speaks, and it's weird. Like, I...

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We made it as far as we could, like with our own free will and our, you know, wit and our scrappiness. And this time we outsourced. I can confidently say I had no part in building the studio and that's how I know it's going to be great. That's how it should be.

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I'm just thinking about like if anybody ever read my text messages with Ben, the other day, I thought he finished the cream cheese. I was standing in the fridge writing probably the nastiest text message I've ever sent to anyone.

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Cause it's like, I know Ben likes cream cheese, but I'm the one who's been stocking up on cream cheese because- No, you go through a lot of cream cheese when you're pregnant. I have a bagel every morning. Yeah. Yes. I have a bagel every single morning. And honestly, when you have a bagel every morning, you go through like a thing of cream cheese, like after like seven days. So-

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When Ben eats it and finishes it, like you leave me without cream cheese. Like at least tell me I'll buy more. So I was writing such an, I'm like the fact that you would disrespect me. I was really being so crazy. And thank God right before I sent it, I saw the cream cheese was right in front of me.

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Could be anything. Hopefully they're just like a couple who prefers to like communicate in person more. Like, oh, we'll talk about it when I get home.

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All my texts to my husband are like, truth, please. Popcorn, please. Paper, please. Bruno needs to go out. Bruno needs to go out. Stry o'clock, please.

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I'm like talk to texting when I'm really mad in the back of a number I'm like and that fucking fat bitch said to me like I sometimes I can't wait like to like unload it onto Ben in person I have to send it via text message so I truly I don't think they could have received a worse like order they would have said you know what we'll go to prison for a year like this will be so bad yeah I'm seriously wishing them well that's horrible yeah same and I do feel like things are really negative so we shall see

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Jackie, I'm so glad we're talking about this and I'm so glad that this happened because I feel like it really proves a thesis of mine from the last couple of years where Stanhood is a true mental illness. Anybody who would put this together, write it, and then publicize it is... actually a danger to society.

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I don't know what they thought was going to happen, but I imagine they thought that Gracie would see this, be like, oh my God, my fans don't like it. And she would cancel on this girl just to appease, to appease these crazy people. And the sense of entitlement that that

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reflects is genuinely that of like a true narcissist sociopath like I believe when you get really involved in Stan culture it can actually affect your mental health and this is what we're seeing on change.org right now like this is so crazy it's so rude and first of all do you know what an opener is this isn't Coachella where you know everyone an opener is someone who opens somebody who's less than less famous less successful so it's their opportunity to get to know it's like a platform I don't know what you obviously don't understand like what a concert is but

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seriously, I wish Gracie would honestly have been a little bit more harsher with these people. I know she wants to be nice to her fans, but sometimes fans need to be yelled at. I love that video of Halsey coming out screaming at everybody.

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I would stand up for Dora. Because like these types of like stands are like, that's what you want, right? These are the types of people who, you know, show up, they rush the barricade, they buy tickets. Like that's for every pop artist. Like you want that sort of crazy fan, but then you also have to deal with this. Like this is seriously so crazy. And so disrespectful and so wrong.

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And I love that Gracie like stood her ground and I hope she, you know, brings Dora out every show and makes Dora into a star. Yeah. But seriously, people are deeply unwell. Stream Dora, you know?

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Yeah, who is Dexter Morgan in this world? It sounds like a TV character. Right, right. I'm sure the, what do the Abrams fans call themselves? Like the Abrahamas? The JJs. The J's. Love that. I'm sorry.

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Yeah, this is like the least amount of effort I've ever exerted in a project. And I have loved every minute of it. I really truly feel like a star.

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We're holding space for two truths. She is. Like, she's a nepo baby who is talented.

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You've never seen it? No. I'm at it so good. Is it? Like, worse? Yeah, like, it's... Yes. Yes. It gets a little silly at the end, and I don't think the end for a lot of people, myself included, satiated what we were dying to find out. It was kind of an impossible plane to land, for lack of a better metaphor. But the show itself, me and Ben talk about it all the time still. It was so good.

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Or Breaking Bad? That's a good question. Honestly, they're both good. There's no wrong way to go. Okay. I think you would like Lost better. Okay. And I think for the JJ lore, I should see Lost. The only problem I really had with Breaking Bad was the fact that there wasn't one character I didn't want to choke. Like I hated them all. I hate that feeling. I don't want to feel that way. I know.

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Like Skylar, the mom, the dad, Breaking Bad, whatever his name was, hated you. Walter. I guess we were supposed to like, Walter, thank you. I think we were supposed to like Jesse. I feel like I've seen it. You have.

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We should. And we just, there's so much newness and different because I'm also in like a completely different physical space. Jackie's in the same room, but we just totally turned it upside down. And I left behind a great deal of, of my past at that former studio. I didn't even realize like how much of a part the sirens played every day.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Yeah. Secret project reveal over the weekend, Jackie and I both were hard at work doing absolutely nothing. Um, but having studios built for us, we literally look like we're in the palace of Versailles. I am so excited about this. I can't believe we had like such a major change undergoing and we did not say one word about it to anyone. Like we were such secret keepers.

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I feel like everybody's really dishonest about the materials. And Blue Nile's just so trusted. They've been in the industry for so long. Their products are amazing. I have the most gorgeous pair of multicolored hoops from Blue Nile. They're made really well. It's such a pleasant shopping experience. I feel like they do their best with pricing.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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It's his version of WAP. Him releasing that teaser on the heels of us just doing a whole episode about how he's so amazing for families and my in-laws love him and everybody loves him, kids, adults. And you're going to read the lyrics, of course, yes? Yes.

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Like I've only gotten through the first. Would it be better for like entertainment purposes if you did it?

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I think people who don't live in New York, like really felt like New Yorkers when listening to this podcast, like, you know, chasing ambulances and things.

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Oh, wow. Put it up your nose. Okay. Claudia, I'm not reading anymore. Claudia, I'm not reading anymore.

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It's really shocking. And even like when I think about his lyrics in, in his, like historically, like they're not clean, but I don't know. They don't come off as like, you know, that juicy wet pussy.

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The sexy red verse. Okay. Bust down middle part. No, no, no. Higher. Badass. Oh. Sexy red. Okay, hold on, hold on.

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Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, no, I can't read that. Right? Yeah, no, I can't. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. No, Claudia. This is really crazy.

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Yep, it really, really does.

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Oh, my God. This is so un-Bruno-like, but honestly, and I know he references the gambling rumor about him. Do you think that the debts are this steep that he's had to resort to this? It's the only logical explanation that I can offer here today, honestly. However, this won't make him more money. Like only three people can listen to this.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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But have you ever seen a song of Bruno Mars get this much press?

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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My new studio has like one and a half windows. It faces an alley. Like we're not going to be hearing anything. And while that's obviously great for like an audio experience, it's not great for those people who really wanted to tune into the toast and feel like they were living in New York City.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Okay, and I knew, I'm obviously not familiar with Sexy Red's line of work, but I did see her going viral last week for sharing an AI image of herself and Martin Luther King. And actually Martin Luther King's granddaughter, Bernice King, actually asked her to delete it, like saying it was very disrespectful because she's like a very, you know,

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i saw that as well performer and so it's kind of like i i didn't know much about sexy red and now i know a lot about obviously her fjw and her work with mlk so she's big on acronyms she's big on acronyms i don't i i just i i don't know this is so not like the bruno that i know um and i i And we're just coming off of Apatow, which is like such a cutesy little like, you know, bop.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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You need to block your Spotify from playing that song. No, it's. And it's true. It's like a lot of the kids love Appetite. It's like becoming like a baby shark.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. Just blind spot. Like it's so important. Like things don't add up. I just, I can't even bother trying to get down to the bottom of it. Like I'm just going to ignore this.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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You did and I feel like you pretty much gave us the gist.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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It gets crazier. It really does.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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I keep thinking the same Hannah Montana transition. What are other ones?

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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I'm going to miss the excitement. I really am.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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I would love to know what we have because we hit like 100 million streams a couple of years ago, but that was across all platforms.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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I would expect that. They're always topping charts.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Classic. The male equivalent of The Toast.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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I think it's called Shit You Should Know. No?

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Views? Views. Is that of all time? Because that show has been off the air for five years and they just brought it back. It must be of all time, which is also interesting. They're grandfathers. There was a time where that show, at the peak of like, right before the whole scandal, when David like would release a vlog and like the world shifted, that I imagine they probably crushed it on the podcast.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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And that's why Jason Nash, who was kind of left unemployed after David Dobrik decided to take some time off. That's why he's like always begging David to bring it back. And they did just decide to bring it back. Like, Did you see David Dobrik dropped a new vlog? No, I didn't see David Dobrik dropped a new vlog. I did actually. And I watched it.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Um, and I, I didn't hit the same, obviously it was also like different shtick. Like they. It was like a year long project that they, whatever, honestly. And it was still 420? No, exactly. I'm not going to bother explaining it to you. Like it was just, it was just a vlog. But I think he's actively coming back to vlogging and now the podcast. So I do wonder if the podcast will be as successful.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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It was so big at the time. Yeah. Yeah, very interesting group of podcasts I wouldn't have guessed. Kind of some sleeper podcasts.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Wait. See, SmartList is huge, but they weren't Spotify exclusive. But still, I would have assumed they would have made it. Right, because they're so big, apparently. But to be armchair expert. No, and by the way, SmartList doesn't do video. So they really don't split up their audience that much. It's usually just like Apple or Spotify. So that's kind of like interesting to know.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Saw some SmartList. And then armchair expert being Spotify exclusive, like people were forced to listen to it on Spotify. That's really shocking. Okay, flop. And same archetypes. I'm sure you were shocked by that. Oh, sure. I'm joshing you. Yes, I do find this interesting, although I don't know if other people do.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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I'm actually going to reach out to our Spotify rep who I spoke to last week. She was like asking because they were like not uploading our episodes. How far off we are. Yeah, let's find out. Yeah. Goals. Hashtag goals. I'm not going to share it. I'm not going to share if it's not good.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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And I have all these empty walls to hang my accolades on my new studio. We need our PMAs. Let's say a little prayer that this episode worked. Say a little prayer for you. We're going to wrap up so we can try and get this episode uploaded. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast Millennial Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories you need to every Monday through Friday on YouTube.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Which way? Towards the armrest. Like you see our armrest is still in frame. You see like hover above the edge of the armrest more. Oh yeah.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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So she literally said, wasn't me implying that he's like with another woman.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Yeah, no. Oh, you think there was like no spotting whatsoever? Oh yeah. I guess like, how do you mistake Rachel Kirkenell? Nobody looks like Rachel Kirkenell. That's why she is Rachel Kirkenell.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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It's giving Elizabeth and James.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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No, it's definitely a crack at her credibility.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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You got it wrong. Yeah. Yikes. Although the last time she did supply a Rachel and Matt blind item about Japan, like it kind of blew the whole case wide open. I don't want to hear about Japan.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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So it's a lot. I just want to say, I might be hearing like phantom things, but is your camera still recording? I just heard like a beep boop. Yes. And yes, the red light. Okay. Just with this new studio, like I have to stay on top of it. Just, I heard like a beep boop. It wasn't my beep boop. It was a year. It wasn't mine either. No, my beep boop was good. We're good. Okay. Um,

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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So we have such great stories today. Actually, a lot happened over the weekend, especially with the football of it all yesterday. Especially with the football. Yeah. But I would be remiss, devastated, and heartbroken if I did not update everybody on my journey to watch all the movies that are nominated for the Oscars this year. I made so much headway this weekend.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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And all that remains for me is The Brutalist. And that's because they refused to put it on some sort of streaming service. And I'm not sitting in a movie theater for three hours. Because while I love going to the movies, what I've realized is that I think I like the movie a lot less when I see it in theaters versus in the comfort of my own home. I was thinking about this the other day.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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It's giving like, I don't know. It's giving, we can keep a secret.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Me and Ben were recounting how many movies we've walked out of. Like, I have walked out of so many movies. And I feel like if I was watching them at home, I would have just finished them. Do you know what I mean?

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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So in theaters, Ben and I on Saturday saw A Complete Unknown, which is the Bob Dylan movie, Timothée Chalamet. And I now understand, of course, why it's called A Complete Unknown. It's still a terrible movie. Actually, when I was done with the movie, I didn't understand why it was called that. And then Ben...

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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was explaining it to me and so let me say this ben really liked the movie ben happens to you know have very fond feelings about bob dylan because he grew up with a dad who loved bob dylan and i could that's so bruce like bruce loves that type of uh he loves uh billy joel he loves like these old jewish men you know james uh taylor like it's so i could see ben so ben was like i

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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And he was like, I know you hated it. I didn't say one word during the whole movie. I was counting down the minutes. I really didn't like it. And I'm not sure if it's because one, the movie was bad. Two, and I guess I'm just sort of like putting this together. Like, I don't like Bob Dylan. Like, I don't know his music. Even like his biggest, I knew one song from the whole movie.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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The Answer, My Friend. The Answer, My Friend. And the whole movie is like about how he hates that song, you know? Yeah. And so all I really know about Bob Dylan is what Timothee Chalamet portrayed to me. And so I feel like that's unfair because Timothee Chalamet made him into the most unlikable human being on the planet. And I don't know what prosthetics or anything.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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They made him so physically unattractive that I was looking at pictures of Bob Dylan. I'm like, oh, he was a major cutie. No, Timothee Chalamet as Bob Dylan was like full blown uggo, really ugly. Like, I don't know what these prosthetics were because I was shocked to see like young hot pictures of him. I'm like, oh, I can understand how we like swept the nation. He was a cutie. Yeah.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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also bob dylan is like a huge jew okay you would never know from the movie like there was one scene where like he got a piece of mail that said robert zimmerman and his girlfriend was like is that your name and that was literally it so it's like is he hiding his jewish identity so i'm like oh is he a self-hating jew then i went on like did some research oh the man loves judaism wrote this beautiful song neighborhood bully about israel in the 80s like he's been he's been knowing about israel and

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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No, so I was like, where is his identity? It was just, I feel like as somebody who knew nothing, nothing about Bob Dylan, I still know nothing. The movie taught me nothing. Everybody in the theater was like an older person who probably like knew a lot of the context. I did not. He just kind of looked like an ass. Okay, maybe he is an ass.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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I know. And then at the end of the movie, they had classic black and white text with all of his accomplishments and how much of a... like, a thoughtful and also cause-driven person he was. I'm like, that was not Timothy. Timothy was just a dick. Like, all these things, I'm like, that does not add up with the person you just portrayed in this movie. Like, he won a Nobel Peace Prize.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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He, like, was really, like, passionate about social causes. I'm like, in the movie, he was passionate about nothing except smoking cigarettes. Like, it was really just... I didn't like it. But having said that, I don't know if that's like a universal truth. Like I think Ben liked it. I think a lot of the people around me were like cackling. I was just not feeling it at all. Okay.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. But then that led me, I was like making progress. I'm like, wow, I only have like two more movies that I want to see.

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And there's so much discourse around it that I absolutely, I had to. And Ben didn't know what it was about. And I kind of like tricked him into watching it because he wanted to look up what it was about. And I was like, no, I really wanted him to be completely surprised. That's also the best anyway. Yeah.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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And it's such like a sort of outlandish concept for a film that I thought he would really enjoy the surprise. So let me tell you, we watched Amelia Perez and like by no stretch of the imagination, is it a good movie? Like I would never recommend it. It's really... It's almost satirically bad, especially the elements of the musical. And I watched the whole movie, which felt like 10 movies in one.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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It was this weird, stupid musical. It was this story of gender identity. But very quickly, that ends. The drug lord transitions in the first 20 minutes. It's a two-hour movie. It's actually not about that at all. It's five different movies in one. It's about the sex change. It's about... her new life, it's about the organization, and then it's like a hostage movie.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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It is seriously the most aimless, pointless movie because when, and I'm telling Ben as we're watching, I'm like, no, I mean, and this is like a story that really shook Mexican culture at the time. And I'm like, I'm explaining like how crazy it was.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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No, this is truly a new era of toast. This is also our first sort of dry run with all of our new equipment. So if today's episode actually makes it to air, like God is good. God is on our side. We are going to be okay. But we have new chairs. And I'm, first of all, so excited to see how this affects my coccidinia and my sciatica. I have really high hopes.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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And then I wanted to wait till I was done with the movie to like research what parts of the movie were real, what parts of the movie were like fictionalized. And I come to find out that the entire movie is fiction. Like this is not a true story.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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So upon finding out that the whole thing was fake, I really felt almost annoyed that I wasted my time. I learned nothing from this movie. And then I was reading a lot of the feedback and why it's overwhelmingly negative. It's a movie that's beloved by critics, but despised by both the Mexican community and the trans community. It's like, this is our story. No, it's not.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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And then Mexico's like, are you guys kidding me? Like you never make movies about our culture. And the one that you do is like really highlighting the worst parts of Mexican culture. That's really not emblematic of like Mexico. And that's like drug cartels. It's all about like these missing, these people who go missing, all about violence and crime and drugs.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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And it's like, really, that's what you're putting out there. So everyone's mad for their own reasons. And I'm mad because I wasted two and a half hours of my fucking time. Why does it have 13 nominations? Like who wants this? I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Because they literally like created a movie to check a million boxes in the Oscar category. That's why they made it a musical.

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New Era of Toast: Monday, January 27th, 2025

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Like so it could be nominated and score. They literally were just like doing rent because the movie felt seriously just like a hodgepodge of crapola. Like I don't even know what I was watching half the time.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday. That dead ass feels like a Wednesday because the week is so short. We have so much to fucking talk about. Hey, Jax, how you doing? Doing good. We have so much to talk about. I was like working all night last night, you know, watching Wicked. I worked all night. It doesn't feel like a Monday. I worked all night.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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So if you're looking like into cooking or comedy, they have the best. They have Gordon Ramsay. They have Ellen, you know. For me, I watched a Kris Jenner one and that's like Kris Jenner really rocked. I think is like one of my role models, especially when it comes to like what she's built on social and, you know, female driven. And it's just it's brilliant.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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We won't get into it. It'll be hard not to. It's also going to be so hard not to sing because I was so well behaved at the theater last night. I can't stop singing all morning. And though I'd never show it, I'd be so happy I could melt. And I actually feel, and I promise we won't dive into the whole thing right now.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And so I was like, if I could sit down and talk to Chris, like I would ask her a thousand questions about business. And they literally did that and recorded it. And you can watch that and tons of other professionals. If you're looking to get into improv, you can do that with Amy Poehler. If you're looking to craft a stand-up set, do it with Judd Apatow.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Are you emotional about Masterclass? Thank you, slash chart, yeah. Beautiful concept. Okay, so starting now, if you want to avoid Wicked spoilers, check the timestamps and just go straight to story number two.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Yes, however, I feel like everybody knows the story of Wicked, so the spoilers won't really be in us talking about the storyline, but just if you want to see what your own original thoughts would be before hearing ours and not let us influence the way that you see the movie.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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skipped a story to check the timestamps but the news is that wicked has soared past the gladiator 2 at the box office earning the best opening ever for a broadway film adaptation people are really trying to make it like gladiator and uh wicked coming out coming out on the same weekend it's like a barbenheimer no nobody's seen gladiator and i heard it was horrible

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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By the way, it looks good, Gladiator. I love that Paul Metz cow. I just love that boy. I think maybe I've seen the first Gladiator pieces of it. So I'm not like a Gladiator swirly, but I would see this one. It's like historical fiction. It is. Yes, the Roman Empire. I know nothing. And, like, I actually don't care. By the way, like, I like the energy for Glicked.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Except I think the thing is, it's like... It's unwarranted. Men want to see Wicked, too. I think with the Barbie movie, it was like, the boys will see Oppenheimer, the girls will see Barbie. But, like, the guys want to see Wicked, too. Ben... Okay, first of all... I saw his video. Ben absolutely loved it. And Ben, I didn't know he was, like, on our way.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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He's like, I didn't want to tell you this until we were almost there. I've never seen... The Wicked Show. The Broadway show, which is crazy because Ben grew up in the city and Ben's mom loves like growing up. Claudia, that's crazy. It was so crazy. I was so shocked. He was like, it doesn't have anything to do with The Wizard of Oz. It was really crazy.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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So his experience was like seeing the Broadway show for the first time. so fresh and he was speechless. Like we both at the very, like when it ended, we just like, we were like, we couldn't speak. We were genuinely speechless. Ben did not stop talking about it all the entire ride home the entire night after playing all the music. Like it's wicked is for everyone. Yeah. Wicked is for everyone.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I just want to start off today's episode by like actually apologizing to Cynthia and Ariana. Because my ass was in the theater holding a shit ton of space. For the lyrics of Defying Gravity. And I actually think my husband was also holding space for it too. Interesting. I feel as though they've been acting so crazy on this press tour. Like I fully understand why.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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So, uh, Cynthia, Ariana, time to recap. Overall thoughts, like it was amazing. It was incredibly done, like done to perfection, like a feast for the eyes. you know, the sets, everything. It was just like so beautiful. And then they chose like seriously the most talented people. And the storyline is all, there's a reason why it is like the most popular show on Broadway.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Like the fact that it's like Wicked Witch of the West, villain origin story. But like the story that they've added to it, like with Chiz and the friendship, like,

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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it's just an amazing story that ties back to the Wizard of Oz and Zach was then telling me all of the ways that it tied because he's like telling me all this stuff about Wizard of Oz like I don't know if this is a spoiler for like part two but I don't think there are spoilers at this point but this was that he's that I think it is I know what you're gonna say and I think it is that Dorothy is like in it

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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No, that's not what I was going to say. No, I was going to say, do you know that Bach is the scarecrow? Yeah, of course. And Fiyero is the lion. Fiyero is the tin man. Yeah. And then the lion, he said, is the bear cub they released in the woods. Well, they did nod to the Wizard of Oz a couple of times. Like that opening sequence when it said Wicked Part 1, that was very coded.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And then the little lion cub peeking his head out of the basket, that was like Toto in Wizard of Oz. Oh, true, true. I loved how much they... like really subtly nodded to the original. It was beautiful. It made me realize I know nothing about the Wizard of Oz because then Zach was like, oh, and so the sister's the one who has the house fall on her. That fucking sister. Is that right?

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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He knows all this stuff. Yeah, no, he's right. That sister, first of all. Okay, let's just talk. Okay, I want to break it down like person by person because to me, I had the biggest... The biggest impact on me from the film was Ari. We've always known she can sing. And we've seen her act in, like, kids' stuff. We know she can't not act. But I was not prepared to be as blown away by her as I was.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I mean, there's Oscar buzz. Like, it's all warranted. To me, she completely stole the show. And Glinda, like, is – I mean, Ari is getting nominated as supporting actress. Like, it's not a two – I actually think –

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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she's in this movie she was kind of more the main character she opens the movie she's in the closing scene seeing the only song the only big song she doesn't sing on is like uh the wizard and i and i thought she was just as main it's really or if anything like 50 50 so that's surprising that she's a supporting character maybe they didn't want to compete against each other yeah we always knew she could sing like and also the thing about ari's voice is not only can she sing but she can imitate anyone's voice she doesn't unfallen all the time like so she could have

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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literally copy and pasted Kristen Chenoweth. And it wasn't even about that. It was like when there was like a cast ensemble, like dancing, dancing, I'm only looking at Ariana. They spent all these money on extras, like didn't need it. I'm like literally could not take my eyes off of her. Agreed. She radiated. She was supreme. Like funny. She made me cry so many times.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Like when they, that scene at the Oz desk where they like finally laid down their arms, like I was literally sobbing. I think everyone's like not okay. when she gets on the train, Elphaba, like before Glinda goes on and they just like say goodbye to each other. And then she writes that note. Like, I hope you get, like, I was sobbing. Like Ari has, she's so sweet.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And given the performances that they delivered, like they are allowed to act however they want. Like if I'm that talented, yeah, I'm also crazy. Okay. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. Like with that level of talent, you have to be crazy. Like you're not also, like Elon said, I'm not also going to be like a cool, normal dude. Right. Yeah.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And I actually think that's who she really, really is. So like that part was so genuine. She just kept making me cry. Like, and then when she wouldn't get on the broomstick, like, like I understood her in that moment. Like, yeah, she was brilliant. Like she completely stole the show. Her singing was amazing, but I was so blown away by how funny she was, how,

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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genuine she was, like she really was as an actress. I can't remember a time where I saw better acting. Honestly, it was supreme. While also being like very theatrical. Yes, yes. And then it wasn't until like, maybe it was when Popular came on, then she started to remind me of Kristen Chen. And I was reminded like of how quirky she was.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And then when the two of them came out, Idina and Kristen, I'm reminded like seriously how fucking crazy is Kristen Chen with this. Did you know that they were in the movie? No, I saw that someone said, Margot Ashtray, not someone. She was like, did anyone know like that the people that are in it? And then I saw someone say there are spoilers on the album.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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So I was like, who could possibly be in it that like would make sense? I was like, I thought for a second then, but I didn't think that would be such a big deal. I thought it was like a really cute nod to the original, but it didn't like knock me out of my seat. Well, I read a spoiler on Twitter and I was so annoyed because I wanted to know like what my genuine reaction would have been.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Ben was, Ben, even though he's never seen Wicked, like knew what they were to the film. I was just like, aw, yeah. It was so sweet. I'm glad that they were in it because they really... Put it on the map. A thousand percent. And I loved that they were in it. I love that they're all like seemingly friends. I thought it was really well done within the context.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Even though that scene with like the play within the Emerald City was kind of my least favorite part. I was really glad that they were in it. Yeah. And by then I'm like, it's getting late, you know. Yeah. Grandma's got to go home. And then I want to talk about Cynthia because... I, like, actually had chills. The Wizard and I was so spectacular.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And very similarly to, like, Ariana and Kristen Chenoweth, it's really hard not to compare to the original songs. And I thought that so many instances, especially in The Wizard and I and Defying Gravity, Cynthia put, like, her own little spin on certain riffs, little nose changes. And I thought it was so well done. I mean, we knew her voice, like, was whatever. But...

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I was really shocked, especially because she's saying in an accent, she's British. And Ben was shocked to find out that she was British. She did an amazing accent. I forgot that she was. I was, and I feel like Elphaba, like you slowly fall in love with her throughout the film. Cause she's definitely like a Fabissina punim. And then she has, she has this chip on her shoulder and I totally get it.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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But she's just like kind of this dark cloud. And then you really start to understand her and learn her way. I feel like you love Glinda from the very second. And then like the longer the movie goes on, you see like Glinda's kind of flawed and she's not strong. She's not strong and she's not like this moral compass. And with Elphaba, like I feel like it's a slow roll.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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But it's also kind of an oxymoron to have to hold space for defying gravity when like, if you're defying gravity, it doesn't need to be held. You're talking about it from like a scientific standpoint. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like, it's actually funny. Now let's try for the next like five minutes not to talk about Wicked because we'll talk about it.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And then by the end, like you totally love her and you totally get her. And I just like, I was so moved by Elphaba. Like that scene at the Oz desk where she's crying. Like there's a couple of scenes where Elphaba is crying and the acting was just supreme. Like I was so moved. I was moved. I was touched. Like, I was... I was everything. Every word. Every emotion. Yeah.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I thought Cynthia, like, really... She made Elphaba adorable. Like, that's really the way I felt. Like, she was just, like, so cute. And also, like, Elphaba, she's literally the Wicked Witch of the West. Like, she's this big bitch on campus. And, like... Cynthia just, like, made her just a girl, you know? Like, just, I want to fit into, like, I want to look pretty. Like, I want to go to the dance.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Like, I like this boy. Like, she just made her, like, adorable. I also loved, I don't know how I would never even put it together, that, like, yes, her skin is green, but, like, Cynthia being black, like, it actually, I think, added a layer of depth to the film. Like, she's being made fun of for her skin. Like, and, yeah, whose skin is green? Nobody.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Like, I actually think, and I don't think any of the leading ladies on Broadway have ever been...

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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black so like I think it added another layer of depth to the whole film that was brilliant and those kids at shiz were such fucking losers pissing me off like Bowen Yang he was great but like his character was such a fucking loser but I think it's such a great social commentary and how like the public like everybody just thinks what everybody else thinks everybody's a follower and to be an original and to be different like is so unique and so hard and and the way everybody just thought what Glinda thought like I I loved it but those kids were pissing me off and the way they're being so dramatic like

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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about, isn't this a school of, and I was confused, is everybody at this school like a magician? Or like a- No, nobody has powers, by the way. Nobody in the realm has- But they know about powers, right? Yeah, they live in like a magical land, but most of them are powerless. So what's the big deal? Which, about that her skin is green? Her skin being green. I don't know.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I thought they were overreacting. Small-minded munchkins they are. Like munchkins so small minded. There were a couple like distracting things about the movie that I was very aware that like this is a movie. Fuck. Claudia. Claudia. And I just want to say like, I thought Jonathan Bailey was amazing. Like I actually wouldn't change. Dancing Through Life was a little too Backstreet Boys.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I'll try and remember what else I did this weekend. Well, I really did not do much except that I watched The Parent Trap. I remember what I did this weekend. And I want to talk about The Parent Trap. I mean, we literally talked about it two weeks ago on Toast to Ween. We did a whole episode dedicated to it. Yeah.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I like the original. Oh my God. I completely disagree. I loved it. But like it was the most changed song I thought. Okay. Well, Dancing Through Life, I had a be our guest moment. Do you know what I mean? I remember growing up on my iTunes, of all the Wicked songs, that was my number one most played. That's my favorite one. That's why I think you should wear this hat to the party tonight.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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It really resonates with me. And they took that out. I don't even want to go there. Disgraceful.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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also say Jonathan Bailey like was amazing however it's just like so crazy it was like Bach was seriously the only straight guy on set and Ari fell in love with him and it's like imagine if Fiyero like had been a guy that maybe Ari could have fallen in love with I mean I absolutely fell in love with Jonathan Bailey I think he is so handsome I think he is so talented and I was absolutely dazzled by his dancing through life sequence so when I saw Beauty and the Beast I tried to I saw it in theaters and I the Beauty and the Beast remake I was so live action

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I was so dazzled by it. And I remember when I got home, I was trying to explain to you guys how insane it was. And especially during the be our guest sequence, which was just so big and bright and colorful. My face, I don't even know what my face looked like, but I know I just looked like an absolute freak, like with my mouth smile. Like eyes wide. And I had that with Dancing Through Life.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I thought he was incredible. I loved the library sequence with like the turning. And yes, I agree that Bach was a distraction and that the song was different. I'm not as familiar with the original song, so I'm not like as connected to it or like protective over it. I absolutely love that sequence. I loved it. It was just the song that was probably the most changed.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Yeah, it just had more of like a poppy vibe.

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Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Shawn Mendes feel um but he was amazing he was amazing like he was such a good actor and like they he was funny and he sings amazing and he danced amazing I'm just saying like if he if the actor were like a straight man like maybe Ari would have fallen in love with him and like not SpongeBob I also felt as though Bach's character was a literal munchkin and Ari's like falling in love with him that's my man she said that's my man like I found his character also to be so unnecessary like I

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Well, I mean, they needed characters. Also, I do think that like later on the betrayal of like Bach and Nessa will be a bit of something. Nessa was seriously, I don't, name a worst sister in history. Like everyone's so mean to Elphaba and all Nessa is like, please stop embarrassing. And literally they grow up with their abusive dad only to Elphaba. Like you never stand up for your sister.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And I rewatched it on Saturday night because Ben and I just couldn't decide on something. And we ended up just watching it and loving it. Obviously, I know I'm highly emotional. I cried so many times during Wicked. And I'm crying. That's what I do. Yeah. But I feel as though, like, don't write off my tears that I'm about to describe as just like pregnancy hormones.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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She's just awful. And she's like so afraid of being like embarrassed to the point where it's like, you're actually embarrassing me now. Yeah. I fucking hated her. Yeah. Also, like I didn't understand. So why Elphaba is green. Her mom was sleeping with someone who was like drinking green juice. Jackie. What? Do you want me to spoil it? Well, then Zach said her mom was sleeping with the wizard.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Yeah. But the wizard has no powers. The wizard is her dad. That's what Zach was saying. I was like, oh, OK, I missed that. And then he was like, you didn't hear in the song. He's literally like saying, I'm your dad. And that green drink. OK, but like he was sipping on that perp. He was sitting on that green. But.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I saw it late because we went after the kids went out, and I didn't get home until midnight. It was crazy. I mean, that's so crazy of you. I was thinking, she's such a good mom. Just miss bedtime one time. Just go to the movies at 4 o'clock. I went at 5. It was perfect. We got home at 8.30. I went to bed at 9. It was perfect. No, seriously. I got home at 11.45. That's so stupid.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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that like he doesn't have powers so like the powers just came from the elixir the green juice the elixir i don't know i'm like i'm not and then all of a sudden she can read that like ancient scribe because she's special he's sipping on that green but it's special chemical it's chemical it's not magical that's all i'm saying I guess we'll learn more about her chemical makeup.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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So you knew, like, when do we find out that the wizard is her dad? I think in part two. That's like, literally, they need a new trope. Like, Darth Vader, I'm your father. Like, it's always the daddy. I'm trying to, like, criticize the film. I really don't have many. I didn't love Jeff Goldblum. We're just not Jelf Goldblum girlies. He wasn't cast for us. He wasn't.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I thought Michelle Yeoh was incredible. Yeah. I didn't know if she was good or bad. I forgot like the plot. I forgot about that too. So that was like an actual plot twist for me. Yeah. I haven't seen the play in years. No, I think I only, I saw it maybe twice, but I didn't remember like the storyline. And I guess like when I would think back on it, like, yeah, it was about a college.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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She's university college. And I'm trying to think what songs remain for part two. I have been changed. Besides that. But then also like when they say, Oh, no good deed. Yeah. I'm not that girl. She's saying that this time. Oh, okay. Um, I'm glad it was in two parts. Like I needed to get up after three, my butt was really hurting.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And I wouldn't have taken anything out, any piece of dialogue, any song. Zach was saying he was like shocked there wasn't an original song. I thought that was an interesting point. I feel like if there were to be one, it will be in the second part. Because part two is definitely lacking the more recognizable songs. All the ones that you guys know from Glee and shit are in part one.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Claudia, I forgot about all this shit with the animals. Yeah, me too. It felt a little silly, but oh my God, I could not focus until I figured out who the professor was. Peter Dinklage. And I'm literally like, who is that voice? Who is that voice? Peter Dinklage. But I refused to Google it in the theater. Googled it when we left. Peter Dinklage. I just want to say I behaved so well in the theater.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Because like I actually, the scene in the, first of all, the concept of the parent trap, and we've talked about this, like splitting up those kids. Child abuse. Neglect. It's three identical strangers made into like a fictional romanticized film. It's terrible what they did to those girls. But the scene where like the American girly goes to London, comes home from camp,

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I did not sing one lick, one bar. And the guy next to me, it was one of the theaters where you can like order food and cocktails. It's like one of those fancy ones. Oh my God, he got a bottle of wine and a cocktail. He was singing. It definitely wasn't his first time because he was like pointing out to his friend like fun things. I wanted to kill him and then he fell asleep.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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So I literally missed half the movie. I was so happy when he fell asleep. That's so funny. I didn't even feel inclined to sing because like I could, they were changing stuff. Like I wanted to hear it the way they intended and now I can sing along and enjoy. I also have to say, you guys know I hate when they like make things long, but they definitely intentionally stretched out Defying Gravity.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Claudia, I said the same thing. Like they added more unlimited. And I did not mind. I did not mind. I loved that they did. They never wanted it to end and neither did I. And I knew that like when she did her, it was going to end right after that. And like, it was even better than I imagined. Like the fade to black. It was amazing. Amazing. I loved that they made it extra long. Thank you.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Oh no, I kept being like, come on, hit it. I want to hit the, get to the note. Like I'm like itching to like hear the next part of the song. And when she's like in the sky, it's an insane scene. Her cape is going, she's like. And by the way, don't forget who controls the weather.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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right michelle but so she does her oh i thought then it should have like gone right to black they did i agree three more cuts they showed ari then they showed her flying again on the soundtrack there's still like 22 more seconds good i didn't want to end i think you should no they really like made a meal they made good i could have watched a whole three hour movie of just that song

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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The thing is like, I will enjoy watching that back and like watching like clips of it and stuff. But like in that moment, I'm like, can we just get up? No, I was like, I knew what they were doing. And I said, yes, keep going, John Chu. And they like kept stopping the song for her and Ari to talk. Like, also I love, and this is obviously from the original movie, but like, I don't know.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

2140.2

I probably missed it. or forgot, but like how Ari, how Glinda like really is responsible for her iconic look, the cape and the hat. And you don't even realize like you should wear the hat to the party tonight. Like it's actually- It's so important. Germaine, why did they change that? I don't know.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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But then in the beginning, when like they're burning that big scarecrow of the witch and they have the classic cape and the hat, that's like this look that Ari- kind of made for her, and at first not in good faith.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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But then, okay, that scene, like I know it was definitely stretched out, but where they're, actually, you know, I really was holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity, because I don't think I realized that the song starts out, I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy now. I hope you're happy how you've lost your brain forever. I hope you think you're clever.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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They're like mad at each other for the decisions that they're making. But then at the end of the song, I hope you're happy now that you're choosing this. I really hope it brings you bliss. I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. It's a coming to understand someone else's choices. Yeah, and Elphaba's not mad or judging Ari for not going.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And Ari's like, listen, you got to do what you got to do. But, you know, that life on the run being like this big controversial figure, it's not for everyone. And some people aren't strong enough for it. And Glinda is not. Yeah. No, no, no. But she wants Elphaba to be happy. To do it. Like, I hope it all goes well for you. No, it's so... It's true.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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and is like in the house for the first time looking for her mom. And she like runs up the stairs into her mother's arms. Like I was literally sobbing. It's so sad. It's not cute. It's devastating. Yeah. It's child abuse, neglect. I was shocked. Like, yeah, it's not just like she got, she got like pulled the wool over her eyes. She convinced her she's Annie.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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A lot of like Defying Gravity and Wizard and I, like they play off of each other, like unlimited. Yes. Another great scene was Loathing, where they're hating each other as roommates and they're just like talking in the letters. I love that scene. I remember from the Broadway play and I thought it was so well done. The set design was also incredible.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Like the room was exactly how I would have pictured it. Like really, I have... I mean, Arya's wardrobe was insane. Like, it was spectacular. Like, I would love to shake the hand of Jon M. Chew. Like, he thinks he did that. Who even is he? I don't even know. Everyone's talking about him like he's James Cameron. This is the first time I've ever heard his name. It won't be the last. No.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

2253.932

Well, wicked part, too. Plus, he's doing the Britney movie. Is he? Oh, brilliant. That's why everyone was doubly excited. When they make a movie about us one day, give it to John. Yeah, and when Wicked Part 2 comes out, I'll see it earlier in the day. And if you want to spend some marketing budget on getting us to dress up. I am so glad you...

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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had the thought to see it this weekend because if I had waited, I didn't even know what I was missing. Yeah, and now I get to listen to the soundtrack. I'm having a whole renaissance with the soundtrack and songs you already know, but they're in the new styles, which is like fun and exciting. And it's great. Do you think you're more of an Elphaba or Glinda? Zach was asking me in the car.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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It's a really good question. I think that, like, we all like to think that we're Elphabas, like, that we're, you know, morally tough. But, you know, when it comes down to, like, making really hard decisions, you're going to throw your whole life away for a cause, you know? Not everyone can do that. Do you know what I mean?

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And that's why, like I said, it's easy for us to judge Glinda, but a lot of us would be Glinda in that situation. You're going to throw your whole life away. You're going to become this, like... woman on the run who everybody hates, this wicked, I don't know. A part of me understands her. So yeah, I like to think I'm an alpha, but I'd throw it all away for the, for good. I don't know that I would.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

2332.532

Yeah, it's a good question. He was like, do you think of you and Claudia, like who's Elphaba, who's Glinda? I was like. I think you're like, okay, if we're bringing it down to the two of us, like you're probably more Elphaba and I'm more Glinda. Not aesthetically. No, no, at first I was like, I guess I'm Glinda cause I'm like all pink and she's Elphaba. And he was like, really?

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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I think you're Elphaba and she's Glinda. And he made some good points, honestly. He thinks I'm who? He thinks you're Glinda. So popular and outgoing. No, I agree. I agree. I don't know if I'm supposed to take that as an insult, Zach, but I agree. No, he insulted kind of both of us in his descriptions. And he was like to me, you're different. Like, you're... Ooh, ooh, not different.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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But I do think ideologically I'm an Elphaba, for sure. Ideologically, yes. And so ideologically, I like to think that I would be an Elphaba, but I don't know that. I've never been put in that situation. Do I want to defy gravity or not? I don't know. But then also, it's like, what does Glinda do in the second half?

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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Maybe she's working for Elphaba behind the scenes, stopping them on their hunt, casting them in a different direction. So maybe she's working for the cause, doing the good work, but not... putting her whole self out there. So let's, I'm leaving space for Glinda to be a good faith operator. However, like no one mourns the wicked. She's literally dancing on her grave. Yeah.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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It's like, this is your long lost mother. It was absolutely devastating. And she's like trying to connect with her mother whilst pretending to be someone else. It's a lot for a young child. It is a lot for a pregnant person, seriously, to watch it. I was having a lot of complex emotions. Obviously, the nostalgia of the film. Oh, you know why I watch it?

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

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And then she's the one who throws a torch. Yeah. Yeah. I'm really excited for part two, just to sort of like type some loose ends and it's going to be a whole ass year. So I'll see you guys then. Yeah. But like, I feel like I have enough right now. Me too. To get me through. And I think I've got to take Ben to see the play. That's really sweet. Right? Yeah. He loved it.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

2432.199

He's having like a cultural awakening, this whole thing. He had no idea this world existed and now he's been thrown in. And it honestly, like it makes Wizard of Oz look like a piece of shite. Like Jackie, I thought that, I was actually thinking on my way to work, like, do I want to open this can of worms? Like the Wizard of Oz could never. No, like, I haven't seen it in a while.

The Toast

Defying Gravity: Monday, November 25th, 2024

2449.677

I just feel like it doesn't go that deep, you know? But they weren't trying. They didn't know. They didn't know that someone was going to come in and, like, upend and tell the story of their villain and make, you know, like, it just makes Wizard of Oz look a little silly. Correct. Correct. We're off to see the wizard. And also it's like, how much time is between all of this?

The Toast

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Like between Elphaba, Shiz, and then like Elphaba dying. Like how much? Well, what are they? Like 20 probably. How old do you think she is when she dies? I'd say like 20 years. Because the wizard's still alive. I guess Glinda just doesn't age. She obviously, I feel like, makes some deal with the wizard because she gets to be magical. She gets a wand. Right. And she didn't possess that vernacular.

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But the wizard doesn't have shite. Melissa. What's her name? Michelle does. Miss Marble. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Oh, not the headmistress being the bearded lady. Did you put that together? Yeah, I took, I realized halfway through when they're taking Peter Dinklage out back to like shoot him. I realized in that moment after like a couple of scenes that she was in that that's who that was.

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I didn't recognize her without her beard. I recognized her immediately. I didn't. But she better be singing in part two, otherwise. That's weird, no? She's like one of the greatest singers. And by the way, people, I saw someone say this on TikTok and I completely agree with it.

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I don't feel as though I've had this sort of reaction and like excitement and like takeaway from a movie musical since The Greatest Showman. And before that, it was Beauty and the Beast. Yeah, for that hairspray. But really, the crazy thing about The Greatest Showman was that it was completely original. And that's what's exciting about this, because it's the first adaptation.

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Because Lindsay Lohan's been doing like a big press tour for...

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Beauty and the Beast is an adaptation of an adaptation. They redo it every couple of years. Wicked, this is the first one, which is why it was such a big deal. But Greatest Showman was based on nothing. No, it's like I gave you a perfect routine and they executed it perfectly. Thankfully, they didn't call in Sparky Palastri, but they had a great script, great actresses, budget,

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for days and and they execute it but you know what these days like they don't always execute so we have some of the worst movies are the biggest budget right so like we have to acknowledge it and appreciate it it wasn't a given they could have really like made it shite now I had this conversation with Ben do you think that Ariana and Cynthia got paid the same amount

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her new Netflix holiday movie yeah I was like what is she even doing press for um and she went kind of viral for talking about Parent Trap on Watch What Happens Live and I watched that clip and she was like looking so good I'm having like a Lindsay Renaissance I just I found her on Instagram a couple of months ago because she's looking so gorgeous and then I was like you know what I'll watch Parent Trap and I really wish that I didn't Lindsay Lohan like everyone is talking about her I watched her whole episode of Watch What Happens Live because I thought it was so cute that she did it with

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I think in the spirit of sisterhood. Yeah. I think so much about this. And also I had so many thoughts then about like the press thing and how like they marketed it. And it's like, it's really true that other movies, like when there's a two, like the two main characters are usually romantic. So they like kind of try and make you think they're in love.

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And like, they took this strategy of like, we're going to bring the friendship of Glinda and. Yeah.

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Elphaba like and and bring that to press which seems obvious but like actually isn't it was very much a choice and I wonder if they were shitting bricks when Ari and Spongebob came out and everybody hated them and they were like this could seriously ruin the movie like right if the movie had come out a year before like if yeah if it hadn't died down a little bit in the midst of people might have like not wanted to go because of all of that like I wonder if people were quaking like oh my god these two are going to ruin the movie

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Okay, so I had seen this, but I didn't want to say it until I just read it about the salaries, because I was shocked when I heard this. Ready?

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So the salaries for Wicked have not been confirmed, but reports indicate that Erivo earned $1 million for the role of Alphaba, and that makes her far from the best paid member of the cast, with Ariana Grande reportedly making $15 million, and Michelle Yeoh and Jeff Goldblum each making $2 million. I saw that Jeff Goldblum made $2 million. I saw that Jeff Goblin made double of what Cynthia did.

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And I think that Ari getting more money than Cynthia, while for people is really shocking, when you boil it down to like business, it makes a lot of sense. Like Ariana is this global, and this movie is global. Like people are talking about it in every country. A lot of that has to do with Ariana, the people she brings to this role, the younger people she brings to this role.

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I understand why she got paid more. And I know like I was familiar with Cynthia Erivo and I think people who like operate within, you know, pop culture are, but she's not globally known. She is now. But I think Jeff Goldblum getting paid more than her like is actually disgraceful. He was in it for one scene. No, and like anybody could have done what he did. Any like goofy man.

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Same with Michelle Yeoh. Like she's great. I'm shocked James Corden wasn't the wizard. Honestly, it's such a good call because he's perfect for it. He would have been great. He would have been great. I love that. So the disparity between Cynthia and Ari like makes sense. It makes sense. Like Ari brings so much in the movie, like just her amount of followers on Instagram.

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Like, yeah, you get paid more for that. It's just like, I wonder if that affects their friendship a little bit. It's definitely weird. I wonder also if these deals are the same for part two. Or do you renegotiate, you know? I don't think so. Part two is filmed. Right. It was probably one big deal. They probably got the same, paid the same for each film. Yeah.

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But they probably have like royalties percent. So I just personally don't feel like Jeff Goldblum. I would have given his $2 million to Cynthia. Like I didn't think that he was really, he was worth it. I thought Michelle Yeoh was great, but I don't think she deserved to be paid more than that. She was barely in it. No. And does she sing?

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Like in The Wizard and I, she's like singing in the beginning, but is she a singer? Like as a person? I don't know. I don't think so. Not that it matters. She carried a tune. Yeah, this person responded. I'm going to steal this junk pile Jennifer comment. She wrote, I'm not surprised that Ariana got paid more. I'm surprised that Cynthia got paid so little. Yeah. For such a big movie.

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Yeah, a lot of work, a lot of talent. But this is something you just take. Like, you want it. She's a title character. This will change her entire career. Like, I honestly would do it for free. So they're obviously going to perform at the Oscars, right? Yeah. Wow. They should perform. Maybe they'll perform through fine gravity. Might be too big and like too risky. They could do loathing.

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That would be amazing. It would be, but it has to be a song that has both of them, right? Or just Cynthia performs. Well, also it depends what songs get nominated. Sorry. By the way, also Ari could sing. I wonder if Ari was disappointed because you were the one who told me that she tried out for both roles. I wonder if she wanted one more than the other. She wanted Elphaba more.

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Her whole life she wanted to be Elphaba. Because when you think of Wicked, you think of Elphaba. Like that's the main character. Even though after watching the film, I wouldn't say that. But she is the main character. And she has all the good songs. And I mean, Ari's version of The Wizard and I, like the... was at Wicked's 25th anniversary on NBC. Seriously, one of the best covers.

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Lacey, Gretchen Wieners. That's why Watch What Happens Live is like really always like supreme. Like they do shit like that. But they were also both promoting Netflix holiday movies. So like it worked on Netflix's part. And it was such a cute episode. They're both doing so well. But of course, like Lindsay, who at one point was very unwell, it looks better than ever. So clear, like so funny.

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Go listen to it on, like she would have slayed the house down boot. So I imagine she was disappointed when she didn't get the role that she wanted, but like, it's really the definition of everything happens for a reason. Cause I don't think she would have been as good as Alphabet as she was as Glinda, honestly. Yeah.

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no she always had like Elphaba in her heart and when Cynthia's singing Defying Gravity like I'm just like watching Ari like like she wants to sing so badly and then when I didn't realize like Glinda sings on it too and she finally gets to sing Defying Gravity I'm like so happy for her me too um but I think it really worked out for the best honestly it did I mean she was so Glinda yeah I couldn't really I don't see her as Elphaba

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I think she would, I mean, because she's like literally become Glinda in her life. She would have become, she'd have dark hair and she'd be like, you know, wearing all black all the time and she would have totally leaned into it. She always saw herself as an Elphaba. Yeah. I mean, her covers of Wicked, anytime she's ever saying it, sick. Sick. Yeah, so definitely get your ass to see Wicked.

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It is worth it. Yeah, just like try and find the time that doesn't, Bring you home at 11.45. Your two loaves of sourdough are three hours overproofed, and you got to start shaping, you know, shaping at midnight. It's not where you want to be. It's never a good time when you're shaping at midnight. No, but the loaves actually came out pargy, shockingly. That's so great.

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Three hours overproof, like in sourdough years. That's a really long time. Okay, we'll move on whilst trying not to keep talking about Wicked, but who knows? Who knows? Okay, so our next story is, Even though everything really just like, who gives a fuck? Our next story. Oh, this is really sweet news. Kylie Kelsey is pregnant expecting baby number four with her husband, Jason Kelsey.

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So they announced their pregnancy in a really sweet way. They took a picture of their three daughters, like, crying, screaming, laughing, saying, I feel like we captured a very accurate representation of how each of the girls feels about getting another sister. At least Ellie, mom, and dad are on the same page, because Ellie was smiling. So they are having a fourth daughter.

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Okay, like, literally us. I'm obsessed. So happy for them. Like, four daughters? What's better than that? Okay, or it's the Judices, right? There's four daughters there, too. Yeah, there's four daughters there. No, it's really... Iconic quadruple daughters, the Judices, the Osheries, and the Kelseys. The Kelseys. Really, really cute.

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It's, like, so crazy that Jason Kelsey has four girls when he's, like, the manliest man in the country. It's really crazy. And I know that, like, that's how statistics work. Like, it's 50-50, a boy or a girl. But, like, what are the odds? Yeah, yeah. It's really cute. Of course, the Lurd liked the photo. Of course, this does, like, make you wonder, like, what's next for Taylor and Travis, right?

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Does anybody else feel like...

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what's her name Kylie sorry oh my god Kylie and Taylor like don't like each other I'm not trying to like cause drama women against women I just feel like they're so different I don't think they don't like each other but like they don't have to be best friends and the odds that they're gonna be best friends are like so slim and they are so different and I think that that's like okay you know because I can see like Kylie not liking Taylor

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Yeah, but I think Taylor makes it her mission for, like, people who she wants. Everyone to like her. Or people who she cares to like her, like, to like her. So she's probably, like, baking her cookies, like, knocking down her door. And I'm sure Kylie, like, hates that even more. And they just, like, are two people speaking different languages? However, they have a common goal.

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And, like, Taylor's going to make it work. Taylor's going to make it work. Yeah. So, I don't know. Like, now she's... Yeah, something like this, like, definitely, you know, when an in-law, when, like, your brother slash brother-in-law has a baby, like, it definitely... Yeah, Uncle Trav, now he's uncle of four.

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Just the Lindsay that we always...

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Like if this was like, you know, getting his juices flowing, they're flowing even more now. Oh my God, did I tell you that I watched the first episode of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? No. It was horrible. Like, and I really wanted to watch it. It was seriously so bad. Why? Are you smarter than a celebrity? Whatever it's called. Also, like, that doesn't make sense.

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new and it's crazy that she's just like back and this is how we all like wished that she was gonna grow up to be and there's actually a big conversation on TikTok happening now about Lindsay Lohan and Christina Aguilera I don't know if you've seen about their faces yeah there are two women who I think like went to a little bit of extremes when it came to like filler and Botox and plastic surgery over the course of their like young adult lives and now have really reined it in and they're everyone's trying to figure out who this doctor is who's clearly like

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Jackie, they were moving so slow. We watched, like, 20 minutes, and there had been one question. Like, you tune in because you want to see, like, how the questions are. Like, oh, my God, they were just moving so slow. And every time there was a question, we had to, like, phone a celebrity and tell me where you're from. Like, it's not Travis's fault. It's not Nikki Glaser's fault.

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It's not any of the celebrities' fault. Not the lovely man who was a contestant. It's a game show. Play the game. How is Travi? So cute. Like, I just know, like, he didn't know half the answers, you know? Yeah. The questions are hard. Yeah. I want to hear the questions. I only got to, like, maybe seriously one or two questions. I knew one of them, and I didn't know the other. I want to hear them.

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Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yes. What number? Number three. Yeah. Paris Hilton's making headlines claiming that she's never had Botox or fillers, saying she's all natural. So Paris Hilton is aging backwards au naturel. The 43-year-old reality star and DJ claimed on the Zach Sang show on Friday that she is working on aging in reverse without the help of any cosmetic features.

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She said, I feel really proud that I'm all natural. I've stayed out of the sun. I've never done any Botox, injectables, no surgery, nothing. She explained that she has maintained her youthful glow thanks to her mom, Kathy Hilton's skincare advice. She said, my mom told me when I was eight years old, Paris, stay out of the sun. And then she taught me this amazing 10-step skincare routine.

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So I've literally been doing that since I was eight. She also noted that she built an incredible in-home spa called the Sliving Spa. It features... Yeah, have you ever seen it? It has like a hyperbaric chamber. It's insane. It has an LED light therapy, offers hydrafacials and cryotherapy, and hosts a hyperbaric chamber.

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So she is like adamant that she has never... And by the way, she has maintained this for years. Yes, she has. And people, I think, are really dubious about this claim. However, like I'm really... I'm looking into it. I believe her. I think this is really possible. However, there's gotta be something. She's 43 years old and her skin is flawless. Not even Botox? Does her forehead move?

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Gravity is gravity. We can't defy it.

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people I a lot of people don't believe this one because it's just like not believable that somebody who looks that great could have had no help but there also just are people who are genetically blessed so like you have to keep that in mind too yes she stayed out of the sun and she has a hyperbaric chamber she does hydrafacials but there are some people who even just like regular not celebrities regular people in your life who look amazing for their age like part of it is just some people are genetically blessed and I do think that her sister is a

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also in like, they look the same. They both look amazing. And they both said they follow their mom's skincare advice. Like there's a lot of credibility here. Yeah. Yeah, Nikki also looks great. Like, she has the same genetics. I'm sure Nikki has, like, everyone else done stuff. I don't know if she maintains the same, like, line as Paris, but she looks amazing for her age, too.

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She's a mom of three. Yeah. So, like, I think that there is some truth here. I don't think she's lying, and I also don't think she would lie in such, like, a big, public, adamant way. And, by the way, I agree with you. She has said this many times. And, actually, the first time I ever met Paris, like, not to make everything about myself, we were just talking, and she said this.

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She said this to me in private. She's like, yeah, you know, I've never had anything done. I'm like, well, like Botox, obviously. She was like, no, no, no. Like not under the knife, not in Jackson. I've never done anything to my face. No, it's so crazy. When you look at a picture of her, like from nowadays, like she looks like someone who has amazing work.

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Like that's just because of what you assume. But like, potentially she hasn't. And I believe her. You know what? I'm a believer. I've not known Paris to lie. No. Like what's the crazier part that she looks this good and has never had anything done or she's a woman who's been in Hollywood her entire life and has not fallen prey to the plastic surgery.

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yeah and i think she doesn't she doesn't look 17 she looks 35 no her skin is amazing though like yeah and by the way a skin for the most part is genetic yeah and kathy can do all your routines kathy has amazing skin i love kathy i know i'm excited for beverly hills this week Me too. Oh, is that tomorrow?

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working with women in Hollywood, like Christina Aguilera and like Lizzie Lohan, who have not only pulled back so much of the plastic surgery, but look amazing for their age. Right, but no, I don't think it's that they've pulled back the plastic surgery. I think it's just they've done something else that's better. No, no, no, sorry.

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They've pulled back the look of like, you know, being really plastic surgery looking, like puffy almost. Yeah, but I think they did something. Oh, obviously. Like some people are saying it's like, oh, they stopped the filler. No, like- I don't know. Face transplants. What? They look amazing. You guys have until I give birth to figure out who that doctor is and get me an appointment. Yeah. Yeah.

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The journey and I. Our next story, a little more housewives news. Teddy Mellencamp has taken accountability and apologized for wrongdoing after her affair with horse trainer. Does she have a coach? A coach? An accountability. This is what she posted on Instagram. She said, the only person who can change your life is you. We have two options.

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Pretend to be a victim or stand up and fight for yourself. We all deserve peace and happiness. It's giving Alphaba. I have cried and mourned. I've taken accountability and apologized for things I have done wrong. Now I've given myself permission to grow and thrive. I've decided to not pander to the media and tell my side because in the big scheme of things, clickbait means nothing.

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And of course, three sides to every story. How can I stand up and show up for the people that do matter does. This is called being an adult. Okay, like I actually, I'm sorry, I stopped caring like four sentences ago and I already like barely cared about the situation like in the beginning.

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They look really great. Not a lot of movement, but who needs movement? I was singing this morning. My face was moving so much. It's like, stop it. You know who needs movement actually? Actors. I don't know. Lindsay's such a great actor. She's in, I didn't watch her new movie, but like you forget, like she is an amazing actress. And we always say like, there's no such thing as a good actress.

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What I did want to talk about when it comes to Bravo is, did you think that Bravo had like another convention in Miami this weekend? Yeah, FanFest. That was like, it was called Bravo FanFest, which I saw like a bunch of good panels. But I don't know why there was like no hype for it, like BravoCon. Like what was this event? I don't know. And why wasn't it as, like, hyped up?

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It looked super well done. Like, it looked really beautiful. They had, like, stars galore. Yeah. It did seem like BravoCon elk, but I couldn't get my head around what it was. Also, I heard Kyle Cook said something about Ben and Craig. Yeah. And I heard that the whole room was booing him. So like that brings me joy. I don't know if it made any cut.

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I think it was one of those Watch What Happens Live tapings. Oh my God, I wonder what he said. Do you know? I don't know because the boots on the ground who told me, like seriously, he's like the worst historian on the planet. He didn't know who it was. But I just know that the crowd booed Kyle and like that brought me joy. I was supposed to be in the video. I was invited to something.

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I bet you should have went. It didn't work out. They should have had you moderate a panel or something. I had to see Wicked at Midnight. No, I got something. I forget what it was. I forget why it didn't work out, but it didn't work out. So I did know there was something Bravo headed to Miami. Very cool. Very cool. And I saw Jesse Solomon was there.

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And I just think it's really important that everybody knows that if you look at the pictures of Jesse Solomon on the red carpet wearing like a knitted neutral type of shirt, that is the shirt he is wearing Abercrombie. That's a shirt both Ben and Jason Tardik wore in St. Barts in different colors. It's from Abercrombie. So add him to the club. Yes. Of the Crombie boys.

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Reality stars love Abercrombie. Crombie boys. Don't sleep on the men's Crombie. It's good. Or the women's. I like that shirt. Jesse looks great in it. He should wear this shirt to the party tonight. I can't. I'm already wearing this hat. Oh. Yeah. Just back to Teddy Mellencamp, like, releasing a statement saying you're not going to be releasing a statement, like, just release the statement. No.

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And it's keeping guilty. No, you guys, like, more of this, if you want to, like, get out of...

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whatever talking about like whatever because it's like the more like nonsense you say like this like the more we just want to move on and we don't want to hear about it like because these things are fatiguing I don't care like I don't want to hear you say like it's so smart I can't tell you enough she basically she might as well have said she was just having a human moment you know Yeah.

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No, like word salad it up. Keep talking about it without actually saying anything. And we will move on. And it was like we were barely like barely caring in the beginning. And now I really, really don't care. So that's a strategy. Do you see that she does her podcast a lot with Erica? Do you see those clips? I've seen it. Yes. Where's Tamara? Or is that just like they do both? I don't know.

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I'm not even going to pretend like I understand two T's in a pod, honestly. Okay. Yeah. I always see Teddy and Erica, and I'm like, where there's a T and an E. By the way, I'm not doubting you. I've seen them once. No, I've seen them like a couple times. Maybe it's all from the same episode, but I've seen it over time. You know what I mean?

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Like everyone's just a liar. Anyone can do it. No, there are actually some people who give them any role. They will be good in it. I mean, and honestly, the parent trap is really evident of her talent. She was so young playing two different girls, two different accents, two different roles. She carried that whole fucking film on her back. Talking to herself. Yeah.

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I think that like Erica, you know, when she does a press tour, she goes on the T's. Okay. She brings the E to the T. Yeah. Okay. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? A little more Housewives news. Oh, wow. It falls into your favorite category of Luann Della Sepps shooting her shot with famous actors. Oh, who this time?

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Luann Della Sepps recalls heavily making out with Hugh Grant at a restaurant in the Hamptons. Oh my God, I love that. Luann once had a wild night with Hugh Grant. The Bravo star recounted a heated moment she shared with the actor in an interview with Too Fab during her Marie F. Kill cabaret tour.

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She said she decided to dine at a restaurant in the Hamptons called Pierre's after her friend told her that Hugh Grant was there. So she called the restaurant and said, get the table right next to Hugh Grant. She said, I had my family over. My brother was visiting me and I said, let's go.

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At the eatery, she set up what she called a flirting 101 ploy that involved her sitting behind Grant and casually bumping into him while pushing out her chair. We could all learn a thing or two from Luann de la Grant. Take notes, ladies. After which she apologized to him. She said, I'm so sorry. Can I buy you a shot? I feel terrible. A shot? A shot.

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And he goes, OK, but I'll come have a shot with you if you do one with me. Okay, love that he was receptive, because I'm sure things like this happen to him a lot. He obviously was dazzled by the countess. The night progressed from there, and the two ended up taking shots and making out heavily at the table. She said her brother was like, I can't believe you're making out with Hugh Grant.

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And she was like, neither can I. Okay, it's weird that her brother was there, but I'm choosing to ignore that part of the story. I'm obsessed. I believe it. Actually, we saw Hugh Grant in the Hamptons. He obviously spends time there. I believe every lick of this story. Luann, especially if you don't know her. Yes, I literally saw him walking out of St. Ambrose. Oh, cool. Cool.

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If you don't know the lore of this person as a famous housewife slash train wreck, and you just see her in the Hamptons, she's really a very beautiful, very worldly. Confident. Confident older woman. Somebody who Hugh Grant would go on a date with. And I love that Hugh Grant got got by the Countess. I love that he was attracted to her. I love that he respects a woman his own age.

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This is like 11 points in Hugh Grant's column. And I love that Luann held on to this story for a little bit before she shared it with us. And I just... She's literally a role model. Yeah. No, she really is. Like, she's not the Countess for no reason. You don't become the Countess just like... by accident. It's true. We forget like because now it's like a joke.

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But like at one point in time, this woman was a part of British aristocracy. Like she was married to an actual nobleman. She lived in like a six floor townhouse on the Upper East Side, and she would not let Bethany Frankel's driver refer to her by her first name like This woman is otherworldly. And obviously she's now like, you know, a reality star and all the things that come with it.

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Actually talking to nobody at most of the film. Like it's actually beyond impressive. You're right. She is like at the core, like a very skilled actress. Yeah. Also, she reminds me a lot about Amanda Bynes. And I feel like that feeling that we have about Amanda Bynes, which is like, I would love to see her in something today. Like she was so she's so funny.

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But you don't lose that je ne sais quoi. No, you don't lose that riz. You don't lose that riz. She's the rizzler. Yeah. Yeah. So I love that. I had one more thought about Wicked, though. Oh, okay. Like, I forget what just made me think of something from Wicked. I don't know if I'm going to remember it, but that's what I wanted to say next.

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No, I didn't think that, I don't know what I would have done differently. I wouldn't have like left my children to go sit at the movies. Like even sitting there and they're sleeping. I'm like, now I remember why I never want to go to the movies. Like this experience is not for someone with young children. Like. least of all me, but the movie, I had to see the movie.

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The girl who played opposite Bowen Yang, like the two followers of Glinda, she was great too. Bowen Yang was another one who every time I saw him, I remembered I was in the movie theater. Yeah, he distracted you? Yeah, just like...

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too much of like a person outside like and then i guess the ethan slater because i'm just looking at him like what in the what it's also like i don't know if i put together that like his character like he was booked in a role that like likes ari you know no no no and he's like romantically i would do anything for you glinda he wasn't acting he wasn't every time they touched i'm like yeah

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It's true. I agree. The baby. Agreed. It was too real. What about the baby? Oh, and by the way, I know it's probably like part of the lore, but everyone in the opening scene and every like member of Oz, the munchkins, like having the same hair as him. Oh my God. I thought everyone was him. I said, is that Bach? And I guess it is part of the lore because like it's the scarecrow hair.

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Right, right, right. Oh my gosh. It was crazy. I didn't realize Bach was such a big character. Me neither. I had forgotten who he was, even though he is a big part of Dancing Through Life. I'm wearing the hat to the party tonight. I love Fiyero. Like he was so handsome. He was so good. Yeah. I was like longing for him the whole movie.

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But then also it's like Elsa was kind of touching her friend's man's face. I didn't like that. So that is something that doesn't get spoken about enough because before they can even act on those feelings, like the whole Oz thing happens and like we forget about small things like relationships. But- She was betraying her friend. Yeah, she was going after her friend's man when she knew how much.

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That all started like after Glinda shared like she's going to marry him. And then like you're in the woods touching his face. You didn't need to do that. And then she's like letting her friend spiral. Like things haven't been the same since that day with the professor. And like you're just sitting there letting her drive herself crazy when you have information. It's literally that scene.

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It's Miranda when she knew why Big didn't. Show up at the altar. And she lets Carrie think for months that it was her fault. In Sex and the City movie. But it's not even. But that. That would be like. Because Big was in love with Miranda. No I know. But it's like you're sitting on information. You're letting your friend. Literally drive yourself crazy. Linda's the one who's the bad friend.

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Because she didn't get on the broom. But it's like you're stealing her man. You're in the midst of a man theft. Right. Why don't you get on that broom. And go get your man. Yeah. So that was not. Not the nicest, but you know. No, it wasn't. Love conquers all, I guess. I don't know. They could have just like had a mutual love of animals and been friends and let it be that. I wasn't, I wasn't sure.

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She's such a good and like she just is lost. It's a perfect comparison. It's like imagine if Amanda Bynes like just got it together and was like back to work and looking great and feeling great and sounding great. Like that's how this feels. That's such a great comparison. And we need to get Amanda Bynes on the Lindsay Lohan Expressway. Yeah. Yeah. Because she's like the talent of our generation.

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I didn't remember like who Fiyero ended up with. I'm like, is this Elphaba's love interest or Glinda's? And when it was Glinda's, I'm like, you know what? Good. Like it's, it's fine. Yeah. Like Elphaba has too much going on in her life for like a romantic partner. So I think that he goes Elphaba and then he like betrays Elphaba. And that's really like when the villain dies.

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you know, that's major part of her villain origin story is the heartbreak from Fiyero and him choosing Glinda. But like, I'm just, that's going on vibes. I don't remember for a fact. I'm going to see the play. Maybe I'll see it over Thanksgiving weekend. You should. Spoilers for part two. Or like Munchkin, so small minded. No. When she ran into that field, it was getting Belle.

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When she ran into, that was like one of the, like if my, if I was on a heart rate monitor, like that was one of my peaks where I was just like overcome with joy and glee. And she was just like, she's such a sweetie. Elphaba's such a sweetie. People don't know that about her. It was giving that scene when Belle runs into the lavender fields and she says,

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If you're not singing to an open field in a movie musical, what are you doing? And really, Julie Andrews did it best, and she did it first. Did it first. What line does she sing, Belle, when she's like, I want so much more. I want adventure in the great white somewhere. I want it more than I can tell. Yes, thank you. And we're looking at the great white somewhere. It literally writes itself.

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My only note, actually, is when she's on that cliff, like, what she's looking out at, like, wasn't Pargy. In Beauty and the Beast, it was so gorgeous. She's looking over the lavender fields of Provence. And, of course, in Sound of Music, she's looking over these gorgeous hills, rolling hills. And, I don't know, she was kind of looking out over the desert, Elphabae. It was, like, dark.

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It was, like, dusty. Yeah, well, that's, like, it was a magical land. So it was a little bit, like, you know, colorful AI stuff. like not beautiful nature, like not the architect. It was more like the wizard. But that's the land that they live in. It's fairy land, so. Yeah, just a note. That is our show, you guys.

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So it's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places. Wherever you listen to podcasts, find us, the toast. Leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are. It's actually, that's not it. That's the original she did. She did a little different. She added another note. So good. Love you. Bye.

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She is the comedic talent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what'd you do this weekend besides Wicked at Midnight? Besides Wicked at Midnight, Dana was here this weekend and she was really only here for 24 hours and we had the best day ever. She brought her baby here because she was in town for a wedding. So she stayed over the following night and it was just amazing. Like,

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Friendship evolving, maturing, children meeting. We had seriously the best, most wholesome time. Tell me about the meeting of the minds. The Weinreb children meeting the Webman children, child. The Webman child. They loved him. I mean, Reed is not old enough to like, I couldn't say if Reed loved him, but like he wasn't screaming at them. Right. But they couldn't get enough of him. They...

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just wanted to watch him change his diaper like just everything he was doing they were just like watching him and tell me about like Dana as a mom I was with her like a couple of weekends ago and she was like holding a baby and I was seriously like I couldn't get over it because she is a child yeah uh she packs for him in a backpack like Claudia I posted this to my story but I feel like people I meant to follow up because I feel like where people were probably like oh well Josh probably had a suitcase yeah Josh had a backpack

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I didn't get him. Josh had a backpack. Dana had her Jansport and her baby had a backpack. And that is how they traveled for the weekend. Like where do they keep the bottles? Let me tell you something.

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This really, I think reflects to a conversation we were having last week about how the, a lot of the anxiety I have about like child rearing is so much of the clutter and so much of the like shit and consumerism. And honestly, the Dana Webman like route of motherhood, listen, I actually understand it.

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And I hope to be like her, honestly, if I could just throw everything into three backpacks for a weekend trip with my family and I'm going to a wedding, um, Jackie, that's beautiful. It's so crazy to me. Like when I travel with just one baby, like my carry on would be bigger than their backpack. Like just of what to bring on the plane, let alone my suitcase. She's a Marvel.

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I know, but I just, I also like stuff. I like having options. I like a couple of cozy blankies. Of course. Options. Plus, like, I also, I told her, don't bring anything. Like, I'll give you clothes. I'll give you carrier. I'll give you stroller. I'll give you changing table. Like, don't bring a thing. Yeah. That's so nice. It was really, really nice. That was definitely a highlight of the weekend.

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Oh, I also, like, sort of entered my nesting era very briefly. And I sent you a link. Um, I actually like called and texted you like 55 times yesterday and you were just kind of done with me. Like you were like posting on Instagram and writing in the family chat. And every time I tried to solo, are you mad at me or something?

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So I did what needed to be done. This is all Jackie. I wasn't supposed to see the movie. I bought tickets intentionally for Thanksgiving weekend. I thought it would be such a nice way to spend the Thanksgiving weekend. Everybody's out of the city. There were tons of tickets. And then Jackie sprung on me on Saturday. She's like, hey, I think I'm gonna see Wicked tomorrow night.

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Like every time I tried to solo communicate with you, I was brutally rebuffed. So I posted one thing of my siete pizzas on Instagram. People thought I was making seven pizzas. So that made me chuckle. And I also responded to that story. You didn't respond to me back. Um,

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because like texting you or calling you back like it's just like a wormhole where that requires me in a good way like then I'm on my phone for a while like I'm talking to you on the phone but I'm like with my kids and I just don't want to be on my phone so yes I could shoot off a text I'm a burden I could shoot off a text to reply to the chat I could you know post something to Instagram but like I want to when I talk to you like I'm fat and I would and usually I would call you back in the evening but I saw Wicked

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I've actually been like largely ignored by you and your family all week. I texted you and your husband separately together asking the boys to call me. What the hell is going on? You guys are obviously like mad at me as a family. We're not.

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I mean, Saturday, like I was with Dana and we were like, like when we're doing stuff, like unless I'm sitting on the couch, like bored with the boys, like it's not a great time to call you. And I don't want to be like talking to you while playing with them. That's like distracted. So I just like to talk to you when I'm on my own. But I was with them. all day long.

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I'm just saying it has been noted, like the lack of communication. I'm so sorry, but you were trying to get ahold of me. What can I do you for? Well, I wanted to show you these new tings I got at Bloomingdale's. I bought so much new stuff. Me and Ben started, Ben the other day was like, we need to clean out the kitchen. I said, what did you say? And I agree.

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Like I have always been maintaining the kitchen and I've just sort of given up these last couple of weeks, months. I'm tired. I'm lazy. And like every time I do something, he undoes it. So whatever. But I guess, I guess I didn't, you know, maintain for a couple of weeks and now he's feeling like it's a little cluttered. Oh, And so he we cleaned out like two big cabinets.

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We're going to go cabinet by cabinet. Each cabinet is like a monstrosity. And when he did such a good job getting rid of so many things that we went to Bloomingdale's, we bought new things. He needed a couple of new pans. We needed. Oh, I got some. I'm really like such a woman now. Those like air sucking containers that you put like flour in. You know, like you push the button.

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Like if you could see it too, so we can recap it together. And by the way, trying to get tickets to Wicked in Manhattan is like trying to get tickets to Hamilton. It was insane. I went to the most random theater at this random time. And the theater we booked had three rows. And I was like, where? Are we going to someone's living room? It was so scary.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The OXO ones. OXO, yeah, yeah, yeah. And what else did I get? Oh, and this is what I texted you, a link. I saw this fabulous collection of Judaica. Oh, I saw that you sent me that and I didn't. I bought a challah plate, Shabbat candles, a new menorah, a knife, all a part of this very like Dolce Vita Judaica collection.

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Were you sending it to me because it's of the elk of dinnerware that we like, but it's Judaica? Yeah, and it was reasonably priced. So if you're in the market for Judaica, I was just like spreading the wealth. You wouldn't know that because you didn't respond. Yeah, well, I haven't been in a place to chat like until right now. Well, that's good because we have so much to catch up on.

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And I do feel as though I'm so happy I could melt if we don't start talking about Wicked. Okay, so should we get into it? Is there any other odds and ends?

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to wrap up I don't think so I like slept eight and spent money all weekend like that's literally all I did oh I did I did drop some coin yesterday at the mall I went to the mall on Friday and it was literally the most unsuccessful like thing ever it was just I couldn't find what I wanted I tried on an outfit it was cute I was like but no it's expensive um so I left I just bought like 12 lipsticks at Macy's I was like forget it

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Cause they sell Kylie cosmetics. Wow. Then all weekend I was thinking about that outfit I tried on. I was like, I really need it. I'm going to Dallas. I have like a big day in Dallas, like doing some work stuff. So we went back to the mall yesterday and I just walked in and I'm like, Give me the skirt, give me the sweater, order the tights. I'll take the set. Yep, we'll take it all.

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I want the Gucci sunglasses. I just, I went nuts. She went nuts. So I tried to conserve. I'm proud of you. I'm actually proud of you. Yeah, shout out Tim Kye. No, shout out Tim Kye to RG Things. I am ready to dive in because I got to get to the first story. So if it's okay with you. I'll allow it. Without further ado, here are the fascinating stories that you need to know.

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We were so afraid up until the moment we walked in. It was totally fine. It was just a really small theater. And we are going to do a big official Wicked recap. It's going to be our first story. If you're looking to avoid spoilers, check the timestamps in the description of this episode. There will be a full timestamp for like anything you could possibly spoil. So that's the first story.

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We'll save it for the TV recap at the end of today's episode.

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I think I'd rather go to jail as well. And you know that's my biggest fear.

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Well, Nikki Blonsky and the Disney, by the way, do you think Nikki Blonsky is a Disney adult? She kind of has the elk of a DA. She does have the elk.

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It's so true. It's kind of like flying first class. Like once you do it once, like everything else is terrible. It's almost like a taste, it's too rich for her blood.

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When they were doing the press tour for Hairspray, they absolutely did a VIP trip to Disney. It's just like, Disney was definitely somehow involved in the project.

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I'm sorry. Like a character setting needs to be done on her brain. She's so crazy. But like, and she doesn't even, that's why she's so great. She doesn't know she's being so entertaining by being such a freak.

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If you haven't seen the clip of Nikki Bonski at the hotel in West Virginia, she's like being an influencer. Like she obviously got this room for free. So she's tagging the room. And it's just it's like exactly what you would expect from a classic influencer showing the room, showing the room service throughout the trip. But it's an actual roadside hotel. Like and she's like, look at this view.

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It's really nice to be the person whose job it is to watch the stuff.

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And you guys, she's being dead serious. It's an actual parking lot.

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West Virginia, you've been amazing. It's satirical, 100%. You would think it's like an SNL skit about an influencer.

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She's dead serious. She got this obviously free hotel room. And she's like, look at this room service. And it actually comes in a brown paper bag. She's so fucking funny. I'm sorry. You guys absolutely have to go. That's, of all the videos that have come out for Nikki Blonsky, the West Virginia hotel room is the best one.

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And she has, like, Vaseline on her lens the whole time. It's, like, so blurry. 100%. It is performance art. It is so funny.

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And she's like, without love. No, no. She opens them all the same. Good morning, Baltimore. It's Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray. Sorry about your sister. She introduces herself like her name is no longer Nikki Blonsky. It's Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray. She has to remind people.

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literally oh my god she it's nice to see everybody like picking up and noticing things you and I have been noticing and talking about for years not to be like so annoying I know but like we've really been trying to sound the alarm here we have we're always talking about Nikki Lonsky we're also always talking about Hairspray and that would be a great time I hope Hairspray streaming numbers are gone way up yeah people need to educate themselves and put some respect on her name she's so funny oh my god I think I also need to watch that show huge

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I know. I don't think I will fall. Based on some of the clips that I saw, like, I don't think it's a show that you fall in love with.

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And do you know that guy Heartthrob Anderson? Heart Rob Anderson. Heartthrob. He does like that. He's like a social media guy. His username. His name is Rob Anderson. But I think his username is Heartthrob Anderson. He like watches old movies and recaps them. He's the one who made like that Julia Stiles. I know him. You know him.

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So he did a recap of Huge and it actually made it look so fucking funny. That's really funny. So that's, that's what I'll be doing this weekend.

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Oh my God. Wait, I had something I wanted to say about Selena Gomez. Oh, do we have a story about her?

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No, I just want to say, because now that I feel like we talked about it on the podcast, my phone heard me and I've been getting served like Hailey versus Selena content and like the lyrics from Selena's new album being pulled out of context. You're so embarrassing. Yeah, right. So there's like a lot of things like that.

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I just, I really want to remind people, and I'm not taking any of it like seriously at all. She literally posted it herself. Selena's one of those... artists who I feel like I don't study their lyrics because she's a collaborator, right? She's not known for her songwriting.

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Correct. Who does Phineas find embarrassing? Because they tagged like a long list of songwriters and collaborators and partners. And so like people looking into it as if it's from Selena's diary, we need to take a step back. You can do that with Olivia Rodrigo. You can do it with Taylor Swift. You can do it with artists who you know really like.

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Grace Face. Who you know are really writing from their own experience. Sometimes they're the sole songwriter on an album. Did you see that list of people her and Benny tagged? There's a million songwriters. So people thinking this is like directly from her journal. I think we need to take a step back. That's like thinking Katy Perry, you know?

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She's like, she's known for other things as a pop star, not her songwriting.

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Like, yes, that's sometimes it's weird to think about with certain artists that like it's like this deep and they talk about the music like so personally when they really had no hand in writing it.

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That's just kind of a weird part of the industry. And I feel like that's what's happening. And this is not meant to be shade at all. I think Selena as a pop star is known for like other things when like I wouldn't say her songwriting is her leading attribute.

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So keep that in mind when you're like dissecting. We can be crazy investigators with Taylor Swift. Like we know that was in her notebook on the side of her nightstand. Like we know that. I don't think that's the case here.

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Yeah. So Jonas Con. It took over my weekend too. Yeah. I could tell.

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I didn't talk about my weekend in the pre-fast five banner because I literally did not one thing. I laid in bed the entire weekend. I went to the diner. I watched Friday Night Lights like I did nothing. But I consumed so much Jonas Con content. So like I do feel like I was there.

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Yeah. I was actually more so like analyzing Jonas Con. I find the whole thing very confusing and I'm not coming at it as a hater. But the whole thing felt so awkward. Off brand to me. For the Jonas Brothers. It feels like something you would do. Just like a later stage in your career. Very like New Kids on the Block. How they have like a cruise.

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I just want to say, it's kind of a banner year for Sheena Marie Shea, even though her show got canceled. The Jonas Brothers want her, Lady Gaga wants her. Don't worry about her. Oh, and she got plucked out of very few people from the old show to go to the new show.

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Yeah, but I think the Ariana year, the most previous year, was kind of a hard year. The jokes were like, Sheena's like, you know. Oh, and do you know that she was on Masked Singer? I did know that.

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Big Time Rush performed. Big Rob, you know, from Burning Up. They really, like... They plucked, the Camp Rock cast was there.

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So as somebody who was virtually there, you know, in a virtual sense, I can tell you it looked like an event that was really well done. I think a lot of times- Like not Fyre Festival. A lot of times ever since Fyre Festival, like you are worried that like this big event being put on by celebrities is gonna, you know, leave you in the middle of the Bahamas with a cheese sandwich.

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And it wasn't that. It was really well done. I saw like people complaining, like my VIP ticket. But like for the most part- Yeah, the view from GA is better than- Yeah. Okay. But that's life. That's life. For the most part, like it looked like a safe event-

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Oh, man, I thought we were, like, about to be pranked or something.

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What nerve. So kudos to the Jonas Brothers for not like, you know, alienating their fans in like a parking lot in New Jersey. Like it really was, it was really well done. I liked that they like leaned into all of their lore. I just like can't get past. I really feel like they got into like some sort of bad financial deal because this is something like you do once to make a ton of money.

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I love like my favorite thing when being at an outing is like being the person whose job it is to like sit and watch the stuff. Now, this is my question for you, because obviously I haven't been to Disney as a grown person.

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Like the way people say like Bruno Mars is in gambling debt. Like I feel like Kevin, like somebody, not Kevin, it would never be Kevin. But like somebody within the group. I don't know. It just feels so incongruous with the level that they're at as celebrities.

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A lot of people were there and they did two sessions. Like they did it twice because so many people wanted tickets. Like I saw a line through the parking lot, like thousands of people.

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I don't know. And they're playing MetLife Stadium, they just announced. So like, I don't know this. I need someone to explain to me like what, besides nourishing.

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Yeah. Because it was a lot. It was a long day for them. They weren't just doing.

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yeah that's kind of a nice place to be it is but it just doesn't feel like that's really where they're at naturally they're releasing new music they do big collaborations with relevant people like but it does feel so random to me maybe it's just a way mall that's what ben said when i was dollars to do this i was talking about it all weekend so when i brought it up to ben he like didn't care and he's like maybe the mall because it is like one of those billion dollar malls

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I went one time like when me and Ben first started dating, I was doing like a work thing in Orlando and he made me go and I had like seriously the worst fucking time of my life. So when I think about the future, obviously, like as a parent one day, it's sort of rite of passage. You have to take your kids to Disney.

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That's pretty good, actually. Yeah. I really, I found the whole thing so confusing and that's not to say it was a bad event. It actually looked really pargy. I agree. And if I'm like, if I'm a big fan, like a diehard fan and I get to go like, and they're playing into every joke, every movie they made, they're not shying away. I love that. But this is seriously just not something you do.

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They're not at their peak. I would say like when they came back, they had like a year where they were really peaking. But they're still like an extremely popular.

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Right. They release new music constantly. They're very cool. They announced all these projects. Joe's releasing a solo album. I'll like really never understand the solo. Yeah, I know. Stop.

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No, I already, like, lament over having to split shit with you.

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And, like, it being in New Jersey, like, a homecoming. Like, I get the whole thing.

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I just don't. I have questions. I don't. I have questions.

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If you work on the Jonas Brothers business management team, do they need the money?

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Or this is their way because they did cancel like a big part of their tour for some reason. Yeah. But maybe this is a way of like giving back to the fans.

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Jackie, I'm genuinely looking for answers here.

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Because do you feel what I feel? Of course. Like the strangeness of this? Okay.

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And they're like, it's like at a water park and they have their fans in bathing suits. Like, I don't know. The whole thing just is confusing.

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Yeah, because you know the American Dream Mall, like one of the big attractions. Okay, so one of the big attractions there is one, they have an indoor, that's where I learned to ski. If you guys remember, I vlogged it for Patreon. It's one of these insane malls. So they have an indoor ski mountain.

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I definitely really worry about the amount of like standing and walking like on my body. And I'm just curious if you feel like there's an adequate amount of seating available. Like, are there lots of benches? Like, I feel like I would always be looking for a place to sit and not being able to find one. And that's what concerns me about the future.

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They have an indoor water park and they had like a concert at the water park and everybody was like in their bathing suits. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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It's the type of sleep shirt where you wake up with a titty out.

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy, oh, Monday. Am I okay?

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But there are nights- So much is dependent on the solstice.

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Yes, I know all the celebs do Disney VIP. I heard it's like $5,000 a day and that's insane.

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Unacceptable. When you're pushing the stroller, that's it. Especially when you have a husband and professional security.

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the handles like this and then just push them at once it's very easy I was very upset and when I opened the comments I saw other people being like why is she carrying a suitcase and I was so glad I wasn't the only person having this thought because it would bother me so much yeah it's hard you could see she's struggling um

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Not strong enough to carry three suitcases. No, of course not.

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Yeah, of course. But like, what's VIP about it? They help you like cut the lines and stuff? Or do you get a trolley?

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Can I tell you that video she posted made me chuckle hard. No, same. She was just posting, it was just like a random video, and she was sharing it because the company that prescribes her the medication is a company she's invested in, so it was obviously like, she was sharing a lot in this video, and she wasn't intending to be so funny. She made me laugh.

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She does have the craziest social media, let me tell you. It is so poorly managed and not a shade at all. Like it's clearly run by her. So she'll like take a screenshot of something and it's like there's a picture of her on the side. It's just not like a pargy influencer. So it's very on brand for her to like make this chaotic video. But I actually thought she was going to crash.

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And I think the anti-ozempic movement, they love to reference, well, even Amy Schumer. Like, she's been open about the fact that it ruined her life. Like, I think they cite that often as, like, a reason why people shouldn't take it, even though she's clearly the exception.

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Right. So she has talked about how one time she used the drugs. It did not work for her. And then she never used it again. So that's kind of the end of that story until she shared she's actually been on Manjaro recently. She got like a new prescription. I know the drugs, everybody's like they're all the same. They're actually really different.

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And you can have a terrible experience on one and an amazing experience on the other. And she's having a really like pleasant experience on Manjaro. I think it's doing what it's supposed to be doing without making her terribly sick. And so she wanted to share that, which I love when people share that. positive ozempic experiences because it never gets shared.

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So I love that for her and I'm excited for her.

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She's being so funny. Like, I'm sorry. She was saying like that, um, She basically was saying that these drugs can be really expensive unless you're diabetic or medically obese, which the internet does think that I am. Like she was being really funny while also talking like very relatably about something very real. And to me, this is like the number one way to get into my heart.

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Correct, invest. We'd love to see a woman in business.

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I do think there was a time where talking about your being on one of these drugs was extremely brave. Yeah. I think now it's kind of been detonated. Is that the right word? Diffused? Yeah. Yeah, kind of. It's not so much of like a triggering hot topic anymore.

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Oh yeah, people are still lying about it.

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Do we talk about this person already on the show briefly? No.

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Except, except, and I want to talk about, cause I've been seeing a lot of people talking about this. Lizzo. Lizzo, you don't think she's on it? I actually now, I don't. I think so much time has passed that she's started her weight loss journey that if you were on the drug for that long, you really would have lost probably more significant weight. How much time? When did she get canceled?

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Okay, I think that... If you were consistently using one of these drugs while also changing your lifestyle, which you can see on social media, she works out a lot. She's eating very differently. I think she would look much different. I think it's happening, like, very slowly for her. She looks amazing.

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And, you know, I was very critical of her when she dressed up as it for – I do not think she's on it now. I really don't.

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I don't know. Some people, like, have, like, I think moral – Issues with it. So that's, I think some people.

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Right, it is like an injection. So it's not like an Advil that you pop. Yeah, so if you're like a natural swirling.

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Right, right, right. People have their reasons. I'm not against anybody who doesn't want to be on it. I could never be me. I can't relate. I can't relate. I'm so excited to get back on it. And guys, like God, you know, when I bounce back, like skinnier than ever, like don't start rumors about me. I'm on it. Okay. You don't even need to ask. I'm not gonna do a big patron reveal. I'm on it.

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Well, I like that you got dressed for the occasion with your Disney outfits. Like you were giving Disney adult, but it's, it's nice to know that beyond the facade of your Instagram story, like there was a woman suffering.

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You have to tell me like when the day comes, I will fly down. I want to be on site for the first injection. Watch, I'm going to get nauseous. Yeah, you have hyperpigmentation.

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We're just talking about a Zempic, which we always are.

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No, no. I just want to say the reason I keep calling Jackie a Disney adult is because, you know, as a protective mama bear, like you don't post your kids on social media. So it literally looks like you and Zach and Olivia and Zach went to Disney the four of you.

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Like when the love of my life, Theo, just kind of came home one day with cancer and Ben and I didn't have insurance. Let me tell you, that was not a pleasant experience. And when we decided to get a new dog, the first thing we did before Romeo even got home was get pet insurance. It's really just sound. It's peace of mind. You know, there's so many so many unpredictable things in this life.

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I thought it was going to be Jennifer Aniston out with... Pedro Pascal, yeah. Yeah.

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What? She's texting me drama? Yeah. I thought that this whole time, I thought he was gay.

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Right. Barack went out the back door for sure. Yeah.

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Yeah, and so that's why I keep calling you a Disney adult. But if you knew the real subtext, you'd know it's because Jackie's a queen.

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That's just where my mind went because I saw a picture this morning. But yes, not only are these two dating, which I think came out a few days ago. The real news is the incredibly bizarre Instagram post and caption that Tiger Woods shared announcing his new relationship whilst also asking for privacy. Yes.

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I just feel like they're too famous to have to even acknowledge a rumor. Like he, in their own universes, like he is the most famous athlete of all time. Like I would say he's up there with like Michael Jordan, right? Yeah. Michael Jordan's not out here confirming rumors. Like, I don't know. It's just kind of like lowbrow behavior.

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Well, it makes sense. I could see how they would have met. Like this doesn't feel so random.

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Drake and Josh walked so Drew and Adam could run.

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I had the same thought. I like this for her because I feel like, you know, he's a bit of a philanderer, her ex-husband. He's always, you know, out and about different women. And she's just kind of like, you know, the lowly ex-wife at home. And she definitely is stunting on these hoes with her new man who's like so rich, so famous, so talented.

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And you just know that daughter who golfs is like going to want to be spending all the time at mom's house now.

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Kind of. Yes, yes. In a totally different way. It was a win for women.

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And just kind of turning that stereotype on its head of the OG wife getting left behind for the younger woman. Right, right.

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Truly. And we will respect your privacy, of course. Just like you asked.

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Let's try that again. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday. Tourney Lou Freebush here. Excited to be sitting down with one of the world's leading Disney adults. It is my sister, my co-host.

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Yep. Our lips. Lock them up and throw away the key.

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Like, can I say, it also means you have courage. Like, because you don't give a fuck what people say about you. There's so many, I feel like it's really become like within popular culture, like jokes about, I see it on like every like late night show now. Like Disney adults is kind of like the punching bag of society. And let me tell you, they kind of just take it.

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As much as one can be ready to talk about something so disgusting. Let me tell you, I thought that initial incest scene was like the end of it.

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No, they set it up that way because we're just seeing it from two people's POV. So I think and that's what made it so much more shocking. The first incest scene is how Saxon Patrick Schwarzenegger remembers it. And it actually turns out that the brother, so the Saxon is the younger brother. Sorry, what's the, Lachlan, Lachlan. No, Lachlan is the older one.

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You're 100% wrong. Lachlan White Lotus. Oh yeah. Okay. Wait, maybe I'm wrong. I just want to get this right. Oh, you're right. Okay. So Lachlan is a younger one. Wow. I need to rejigger my brain. I've been calling the younger one Saxon the whole time. So the first incest scene is the POV of Patrick Schwarzenegger. He thinks that his brother was having sex next to him.

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And he started jerking off because there's like porn happening next to him. And he feels sick with himself for even doing that. You know, like that's his brother. When I saw that, I was like, oh my God, that is sickening. That is so twisted. By the way, it's inexcusable. But obviously the second one, like what actually happens, makes it seem like not so bad.

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Because as it turns out, that's actually not what happened. He didn't just jerk off. He was jerked off in his sleep. Patrick Schwarzenegger is just sleeping there. Really? That's how I perceived it, me and Ben. While his brother's getting fucked and then he wakes up and there's like a masturbation occurring. I think he thinks that like it's himself. He's on drugs too.

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So I perceived it that the older brother had sex with the girl and went to sleep and the girl had sex with the younger brother. And then the younger brother also got the older brother involved while he was sleeping post-coitus.

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You need to have a really strong sense of self to be a proud Disney adult.

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And well, he doesn't remember it. And my, my thought was that he was lying about not remembering it because he's just like a true fucking freak. But it turns out he doesn't remember it. And then when he does meditate at that place and remember it, he is, he's not as horrified as he should be, but he's shocked.

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is quite brilliant because we like hated the older brother the entire time. And very slowly they started to show us like, actually the freak here is the younger brother. He was staring at the tissue. He made the kiss go longer. He started jerking off his brother. Like he's a freak. And now he's spending the night with Piper at that place. So I just don't even want to know.

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And my theory is that Piper is, finds the gun and Piper kills her whole family because everyone is more sick than the next. You know, she hates her older brother. Then the one brother she liked is going to try and I think like, like have sex with her. That's what I think. Then he's going to find out about the dad.

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And then maybe he spares the mom because she is kind of innocent and all this, but she's, she created these monsters. Like I think because the family is so twisted, like I think it has to be them who, who start killing people.

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Well, but then I think I could see that being like the White Lotus flip. It's like, look, she was trying to reach Serenity, but the evil rich family got to her first.

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You can't live in China. She's seriously funny.

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Facts. I actually can't with this family anymore. Like, they make me sick.

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No, so I hate that family. I hate the Bangkok storyline. Like, I find it, I don't give a fuck.

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So really the only joy I can feel is those three girls. And they actually are... It's really written quite perfectly. It's very, I think... not that I have friends like this, but you know, like there are female friendships that are just like this. And Carrie Coon having a fucking breakdown on last night's episode. Like I'm not mad. I'm not mad. She's so crazy. And like, she's not wrong. Right.

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Her friend did push Valentin on her and then slept with Valentin and you're in a relationship. And why were you pushing him? So she's so valid, but like I'm with Leslie Bibb, like we're on a trip, like must you ruin it? And then get so crazy and drunk. Like I actually, in the context of the argument, I, She's right. Like, Michelle Monaghan's a bitch.

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But in the context of the trip, like, I'm with Leslie Bibb. Like, can we just chill? And not her throwing Leslie Bibb under the bus.

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You're screwed. No, I don't feel bad for any of them. The only one who I feel like a kinship to is Leslie Bibb. And I really started to like her last week when they were all partying. And she's like, to what end? Like, we're married old ladies. Can we go home? And they wouldn't leave the villa. And like they were making her take the shot.

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So it's like she's down to fun and have clown around and have fun. But like these two are taking it so far in different ways.

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Belinda and porn chai getting it on and then her husband I mean her son coming like seriously cringe I don't know like to what end like how that plays into any of this like objection relevance yeah and when guy talk Belinda needs to become a bit more stealth like the fact that she doesn't say to the manager what's his name I don't know his name.

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Oh, I don't mean the actress herself. I mean like the character. She needs to be acting more.

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A thousand percent. A hundred percent. Like Bangkok, whatever. There's someone, I read a theory that, because you know, Rick sees her husband and then the episode ends and it's like, her husband is his father.

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Right. Yeah. At some point, all these storylines get closer together. I don't have a theory as to how any of these random things are connected.

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Yeah, so I don't follow her, but this girl always comes up on my TikTok. She is like a bona fide Disney adult. She and her family moved to Orlando to be near the park. And so she'll like drop her kids off at school and she'll be like, all right, let's go on a walk. And she goes on a walk in the parking. She gets like, I'm trying to do 10,000 steps.

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Yep. When Guy Talk got his gun back, like I actually was so relieved. Like he gives me, he is also like a walking pit.

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Stupid as fuck. Like if he's in charge of the safety of this facility, it's no wonder there's going to be another shooting. Yeah. And the girl, Chelsea, Rick's girlfriend, I actually really like her. She's like a good, she didn't like contribute much. She's not a part of the threesome or anything, but she's like a good supplemental character.

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Like when her reaction, when she's hearing about your brother jerked you off, so funny. She's a great actress.

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Yeah, I don't feel bad for her. She's nuts.

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I can't like her. She was participated in the incest.

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And I know, and it's, it's, it's a good strategy. I know that like these types of shows are always like one upping each other with like shock factor, right? Cause what's everyone talking about today? The incest and incest is a really crazy line to cross. I'm not going to lie. And, And I found myself watching it and like not to be judgmental, but I was like, this is fucking gross.

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I kind of hate that like this is because there's so many TV shows now. Everyone's always trying to like outdo one another with like the crazy and it's always like sex related. And I don't know, did we really have to go there? Not to pose like a psychological sociological question on the community today, but like, did we really have to go there?

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Right, because if you have to have an incestual storyline in order for, and in a modern day setting, right? Because we keep comparing it to Game of Thrones, where it's like incest was perceived differently. if you have to like have an actual sex scene of incest, like to get people talking, maybe we need to try new writers, you know? And also to say last night's episode was actually very good.

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Like me and Ben were talking about it a lot. Like we have a lot to, it wasn't a bad episode, but it's like, at what cost? Seriously, I feel sick.

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So it's just like, it's her park, like where you would go for a Central Park walk. She's going to Disney.

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And let me tell you, Ben had a totally different takeaway from the episode. He loved hearing from the Buddhist leader, the monk, excuse me.

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No, he said that's so wise. You know, Ben is obsessed with like Asian cultures and spirituality, central. And... We went to bed afterwards, and I literally flipped over. It must have been like an hour into my sleep, and he's on his phone. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm just reading about all the monotheistic religions. And then I was like, what are you reading about?

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He's seriously so scary. Yeah, he is. Reading about Kabbalah.

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You could have given me all day to guess her name. Never would have come up with Victoria.

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That's our show. That's White Lotus. That's the Fast Five. That's the Good Guys, unfortunately. And that's my favorite Disney adult doing her thing.

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Yeah. It'd be really popular. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Tesla Monday Morning Show. We tell the fastest stories you need to know every Monday, Friday, and YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We are, excuse me, also available as a podcast. We are Burt. That's Spotify.

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Oh, in case anyone wants to know what's happening to me this week with my pregnancy symptoms, is I have developed carpal tunnel. And apparently that's extremely common. Mm.

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Leave a five star review about our beautiful setting and how talented we are. Is that the end of it? I was like in the middle.

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And because you've decided to make it like a max once a year type of thing. But our sister Olivia, who is like probably I would have thought like the least person I would suspect to become a Disney adult. But meanwhile, she loves it so much.

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She thrives. She thrives. Do you think, like, she's counting down the minutes till next summer? Or, like, she could go without you, but it's obviously more fun to go with all the kids together.

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Well, Santa's coming to town, by the way.

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Bright lights, big titties, Jackson cleared.

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Jackie's never been to my studio. You haven't seen the new digs. We're going to be filming here this week, which I'm so excited about. We have lots of fun and exciting projects. We're filming a commercial.

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Yeah, because, well, first of all, my Makatonim sister is getting married this weekend.

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So Jax is coming to town. And of course, Jax never comes to town. So when she does, we like have to, you know, check off a bunch of things on our list. So much so to the point where we can't even enjoy the weekend because now we have a million things. We're interviewing somebody for the podcast. We have a merch photo shoot. We have a commercial photo. Like, why? Why?

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Oh, no, Saturday we're supposed to hang.

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Well, it'll be an exciting weekend, a week for the Toasters, Jackson Club together in the big city.

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And how many of yourselves are you bringing?

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Three bucks, two bags, one. Oh my God. Speaking of musicals, something we have to talk about that's going on online. Thank you so much. You read my mind.

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I'm like, fuck, we didn't talk about. Which is so crazy because when nobody's talking about Nikki Blonsky, we are talking about Nikki Blonsky. It's so true. But now everybody's talking about Nikki Blonsky and we've kind of like not been a leading news source.

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So she's kind of having an organic moment on social media where a lot of like her crazy behavior over the last 15 years since Hairspray came out is just being revisited. Like wild interviews, a lot of, she's been on Cameo for a while. And I guess if you're like us and you like love Nikki Blonsky, I'm surprised we don't have one. Like a- A cameo from Nikki Blonsky.

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She's the number two, last time I checked, the number two most requested person on cameo. I don't know how much she's charging.

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Because now everyone's going to want one. Nikki Blonsky cameo, $100. Nikki! She has 2,000 reviews. Wow, she's done a lot.

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So let me tell you, if you guys don't know what's going on, this really originated on TikTok, but it's definitely like taking the entire internet by storm. Just like this really organic movement of just identifying and looking at Nikki Blonsky's career at a glance and how strange the whole thing was, right?

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If you don't know, she played Tracy Turnblad in like the most recent adaptation of Hairspray, which is the best one, alongside Zac Efron. Excluding Hairspray Live. alongside Zac Efron, Amanda Bynes, like a star-studded cast. And she was cast through like an open casting call. She was a hairdresser in New Jersey.

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It was totally kind of like a fairy tale, right? Plucked from obscurity, big Hollywood production. You're kissing Zac Efron. Like it's literally, you actually can't even write a fairy tale as storybook as that.

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Without love. I like how Tracy always has to be a casting, an open casting because like God forbid they made a fat person famous up until recently. Now,

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Now everyone's like talking about, you know, when she was on the PR train for Hairspray at the time, I don't know if anybody thought anything of it, but like with hindsight, like she was doing and saying a lot of weird things, mostly about Zac Efron. She was clearly like in love with him because again, this was an actual regular person.

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starring alongside, think about Zac Efron at the time, off the heels of High School Musical, a true teenage heartthrob. She's just a regular girl. She was the type of girl who would go to a Jonas Brothers concert and shave her vagina thinking that they were gonna have sex, but this was actually a real moment for her. So she was really bizarre on that

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press tour he was with Vanessa Ann Hudgens at the time and she was just like on the Wendy Williams show telling everyone that like Zach and Vanessa aren't gonna last like I think she really thought that like he was her boyfriend I think she had a hard time I just want to also say I like in defense of Nikki Zach does this and I've seen some of his clips from that time where he's kind of leading her on but every time he's in a movie he pretends like he's

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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She can get carried away. That's actually a really good point.

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So then like everything Nikki Blonsky's ever put out on social media is now under a microscope, like her incredibly bizarre tweets, her cameos, of course. And she's just kind of this person who really spiraled downward after Hairspray. And I actually did not know that she had a big scandal.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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It's important that when going to Disney with the kids and taking on this journey, and again, I've never done it, but it's important that there are people in the group who can handle it and people in the group that can. I just feel like that dynamic is really important to balance each other out.

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The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025

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Yes. Yes. Her career not ascending. But I did forget like I guess there was like she had a little bit of momentum after Hairspray. It's not like she did Hairspray and nothing happened. I had totally forgotten. And now that people are researching it, I saw the I saw like an old trailer. It was an ABC Family commercial for a new show they were doing called Huge.

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And it was about a fat camp and Nikki Blonsky's the main character and like all the characters are fat. And it's like the craziest, wildest thing. And so she had a TV show on ABC Family. I think there was like a little bit of momentum for her.

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And then she ended up in a big scandal in the Turks and Caicos airport where her and her family got into like a physical and verbal fight with this other passenger who happened to be a girl who either won or was a contestant on America's Next Top Model. She also just like happened to be famous. There were some racial slurs thrown at this girl's family by Nikki and her mother.

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It was mostly Nikki's mother, but Nikki was there too. And that kind of put a halt in all the momentum that Nikki was gathering at the time. And now I think what we're seeing is like, the direct fallout of that. Cause she really, she did go back to working as a hairstylist and, but she is also this like weirdly famous person. And I don't think she knows how to do both.

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It must. It's definitely confusing. And I think that's what we're seeing reflected in the content.

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I would say she's living her truth too. And if we don't see her in the next season of White Lotus, like that's such a brilliant point. She wasn't, she's a good actress. Like she did a good job as Tracy.

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We are also going to be recapping The White Lotus at the end of today's episode. It was quite an episode.

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Yeah, no. And I think it gets worse. And I have a theory that I want to share. And I came up with it all on my own.

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It's the biggest organ. Like me, when I leave my house, I'm like, shit, you've got to let the skin breathe.

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I didn't recognize you I saw BSC rude BSC so done with him yeah no I had a Saturday like that like yucky well my skin was breathing and that was good okay and I was not only was my skin breathing I didn't even tell you I went out Saturday night do you know that You went out? You didn't even post anything. I know, because I didn't have my files in order, but I might post it tonight.

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Saturday night, and we in the spot. Where'd you go? Don't believe me. Just watch. I went to a charity event. My friend Erica invited me.

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No, no, no. I went to an event. I was out very late. Did you have a cocktail? No. You didn't go out.

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Because I was driving us home. I said, Zach, you could drink. I'll drive. Oh, okay, okay.

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Did Zach get wasted? I'll use my signals. Did Zach get wasted? No, he didn't. He actually wound up driving us home.

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I would love to see that again. Maybe one day. Let's roofie Zach. We're kind of in the same boat now. You and Zach? Yeah, you know, we got shit to do.

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We haven't been in this setup since, like, almost two weeks. Because we were in Miami, trick. Yes. And we did a remote the day before. So we are back with our frames. Nature is healing. Yes. The wind's coating is coating. Yes.

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Can't be doing that. So anyways, that's why I went free of Fotch on Saturday because I know I was getting ready Saturday night because I went out.

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No, it's really not. So now... Without further ado, I guess. I guess.

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Actually, there's a couple things we need to talk about. So without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you not do need to know.

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Thank you, Turt Grain. What can I say? Our first story, some legal news. Oh. Diddy's lawyer has quit his defense team. He said, under no circumstances can I continue.

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lawyers don't really turn down high profile cases like this like eat win or lose it's how you play the game no and of course like ethically it's like a dilemma but a job is a job that's sort of like a thing lawyers just have made peace with you know yeah but I think that's also like part of being a lawyer I don't know what kind of oath they take but it's like even if everybody has a right sin I will defend you well think about everyone who's ever been on trial

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I was watching this documentary client privilege. So like the attorney could even know if you did it and they still have to defend you like you didn't.

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I'm suspicious. No, so it's not like something that a lawyer's ever going to shy away from a case just because you're guilty as sin. So this is- And the more high profile it is, even if it's like so guilty- That makes your career.

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Yeah. So Anthony Rico did not provide a reason for his request in which he wrote, under no circumstances can I continue to effectively serve as counsel- for Sean Combs, according to an affidavit obtained by People. A judge will need to grant Rico's motion before he is officially removed from the case.

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Combs would still have five other attorneys defending him in his federal sex trafficking case, including lead counsel Mark Agnifilio. So it's not his lead counsel, but one of six.

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Yeah. As we said, like even Nazis got lawyers. So I don't think it's someone who like saw too much and is like, or even I think people are now starting to feel like Diddy couldn't possibly win this. Like I think a lot of stuff is going to come out.

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Okay, good. Cause I was going to say like, I do need to be able to see as much of your face as possible since our presences and our auras are not physically together. So I was going- to be on the side, the sunglasses side, which is the side I never wanted to be on.

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yeah i don't think that stops you and again it's like one of six so i agree with you that it's probably something more inside baseball or maybe this man like attended a party or something you know maybe and they just realized like maybe he's innocent but one time he went to a party and it turned out to be a ditty party with a client or maybe he just found god and was like i don't wanna but i i'm sure there are godly lawyers who defend the guilty for sure

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Like maybe he's beefing with one of the five. Think about that. Maybe one of the five. Oh, perhaps there's an internal conflict.

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No, no, no, because he already wanted to defend a freaky ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think there's drama.

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I think they went out to team drinks and it was the classic deer toasters. Someone's man flirting with someone's lady.

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If we got a submission from Anthony Rico.

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Are you ready for our next story? Which I really tried to not choose, but then just all the thoughts inside of me were bursting to the top. Okay. I would love to know what you're referring to. Megan Markle's latest set of Instagram stories.

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There are so many things here. She posted a set of stories, maybe like six stories, each ranging five to 10 seconds. So like very little snippets. And the first story said, small break from work to soak in the weekend, sunshine emoji. So it's different.

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videos like around her estate of the flowers and then the grass and the dog running in the grass and it didn't matter that you didn't listen to sound it was just the sounds of nature and then there's one selfie of her that's like three seconds you can see that she's wearing a northwestern sweatshirt which like you know princess diana famously wore and like it's just a three second selfie video nothing happens but megan is laughing classic megan so unbelievably classic now i have no issue with this except for one tiny thing okay

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I think she naturally wakes up early. She seems like an early riser.

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But also, this is her work, actually. Like, when you say, what does Megan even do? Like, if you had to actually nail down what she does, like, it's being a lifestyle content influencer now. So, you're not even taking a break from the work. It's more work. And this is the work.

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Yeah. So it's not really a break. But she's soaking in the weekend. She's wearing the Northwestern shirt. She's making a little chuckle to herself. There's literally nothing. There's absolutely... What do you think she was laughing at? What is anyone ever laughing at when they're running through the backyard filming themselves? Like, nothing. It's... Yeah, yeah. Totally. I... I need her to stop.

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Do you know what I mean? No, it's... Like...

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just stop until the show comes because then you can post like show clips there is seriously zero substance here and like every time we say there's no substance and she puts out something with even less substance and it's just it's it's like comical at this point I didn't even want to talk about it because not every time she posts an Instagram story does it have to be news but like this was wild honestly and some of the videos she was recording like this I think she did cinematic mode so it's like out of focus on a flower and then it focuses in like it's giving Britney Spears

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Oh, no. What I was going to say is, like, she should spend $100,000 to get this right. Like, the way it's filmed, like, I really think she filmed it. I don't think anyone that's a professional in this would, like, have put it out this way. Like, she should have someone filming her picking the orange. Like, we want to see her. I don't want to see her hand.

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It could be anyone's hand picking the orange. Yeah.

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like no I think pretty ways to package this because she lives on a beautiful house like I love like mindless lifestyle gardening nature content love like you literally don't even have to say anything even though it would be helpful if you did so we just like know who you are but it's fine you don't even have to but there are ways to make this like more beautiful it's a naturally beautiful environment and like I don't know how this is such a flop

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Great. I'm so happy for you and your sunglasses and the bravery. It's a brave new world.

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That's a crying shame. And I, I, I still think it's just her like being like, I know how to do this. I've got this guys.

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Well, I look forward to what's next. Still looking forward to the show. Um, it's not looking good.

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Did I write down the new date in my notebook? Oh, the good thing about being back in the studio is having my notebook. Yeah, you have to fill in Queenie and Weenie. Even though, like, I kind of was, like, fine without it, but it's nice to have. Okay. I do miss. Okay, you went from January 15th and moved to March 4th.

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You should, like, see if they want to do, like, an Eloise sort of partnership with you. Where I live there? Where you could live there.

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And... be kind of like a character who lives at the hotel. People could come and see you.

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We got your money's worth. We got your money's worth. Even the day she checked out, we're like, hey, yeah, Claudia's room.

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everything no and also what they're so good about is so kid friendly but they have like very much like cordoned off adult spaces like it doesn't feel like we were at the beach club which is like a little bit more adult even though they have like a bunch of kids pools we had a couple like hours you and i have just like adult time like we went to the spa we had lunch at the pool we had lunch at the adult pool yeah where jackie was gossiping so loud like was that where i was gossiping loud yes and i said like could you lower your voice we had lunch at another adult pool too

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At the beach. On the lawn chairs where we like. Yeah, yeah. But you weren't, you weren't gossiping there. I didn't feel like, I don't remember saying anything memorable there.

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Anyways, good times. Good times. Are you ready for our next story? Whenever? Number three.

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Oh, it's sad. But speaking of sad, like we've made the executive decision to just skip over the SAG-AFTRA Awards. Like you guys barely care when we talk about the Grammys and the Oscars. Like we're certainly not talking about SAG-AFTRA Awards.

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I think less than 10% of our audience watched the SAG Awards last night. And so. Great.

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Right. So we're not going to like do a whole recap of this thing that like there's plenty awards. We're just skipping over that one. Agreed. But the sad news is that. Sad duh. Sad duh. Is that Jesus Guerrero, a celebrity hairstylist of Kylie Jenner, Jennifer Lopez, tons of celebrities, has died suddenly and unexpectedly at the age of 34.

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Yes, a lot to catch up on since we haven't been together yet.

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All the girlies. And then this weekend, news of his death... It came out on Instagram from the family announced the news on in a series of Instagram stories on Sunday. And then I'm sure you saw everyone's like favorite celebrities posting about him. He was just like apparently this great guy, talented hairstylist, like an amazing person, an amazing friend.

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in three days but also yesterday was white lotus episode two which we both watched and i'm fully caught up on love is blind i don't know where you're at but like i'm loving spoiling it for you so you're just gonna have to deal with it spoil it for me i tried my best to to watch stuff and i got so hard i maybe cumulatively got through another whole episode but it just takes forever the episodes are so long and i had the busiest weekend so i like

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Like people are the community is really torn up about it. And it's very, very sad.

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Yeah. But I think... what is somewhat known as that he, yeah, he fell ill and then passed away of pneumonia abroad, but he was able to make it back. And whoever he was with, like did everything they could to get him back to get proper care, but he still passed, which is just so sad. So, so sad.

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People are saying obviously the nicest things about him, but just, he seems like someone who's just, you know, larger than life.

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Are you ready for our next story, which is some happy news?

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It's actually some very happy news. I don't know if you've seen this. You probably have.

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Dolores Catania's son, Frankie Jr. Of course I've seen my best friend Frank's son getting married. Frankie Jr. is engaged to his girlfriend, Nicole Perico. They posted photos of the engagement. They got engaged on February 22nd in August. at St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City. So there's a lot to note here. They're so Italian. One, Frankie Jr. is engaged. He did not mess around.

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How old is he? He's young. He's young, but he is serious. He's 26, which nowadays is young. That's young for a guy. They got engaged at St. Patrick's Cathedral. She is so beautiful. I didn't even know he had a girlfriend. I don't need to know anything more than these pictures to know that they are a match made in heaven.

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There was a third name, though. I'm with you. Yeah, there was, right? There was a third name.

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I agree. Like maybe the absolute decision hasn't been made, but like this is like what's.

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all my spare time that I could devote to it I did but then last night I had to watch White Lotus and then that was that on that for me so I probably made like very little headway but I just know like I spent all my time watching it I just didn't have a lot of time

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They want to have their cake and eat it too. It's true. And he's shirking that. I love it. I love it as well.

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Nicole Catania. No, it's perfect. She was born for it.

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That's good. Yeah, I think he'll really like it.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into all the TV recaps?

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I watched so much Claudia and I watched nothing.

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And I'm only watching things that like you've already told me about. So I'm so behind.

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Our fifth and final story that will lead into the White Lotus recap is that Sam Nivola, who plays the little weird little brother on White Lotus of the Ratliff family.

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is revealing the surprising muse for his character in White Lotus. So he revealed to People Magazine that Mike White, the creative White Lotus, modeled the Ratliff family in the show after Bravo's Southern Charm.

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Yeah. No, and they're just such like interesting characters that when you're trying to like character develop on a show, it's like all the work is done for you. Just study.

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Yeah, well, they did. So the little brother told people earlier this month that he prepared to play Lachlan Ratliff before heading to Thailand to film. He says Mike White told him to watch one of Bravo's popular reality shows as inspiration for the role. He said, Mike told us to go watch Southern Charm.

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In fact, Jason Isaacs, who plays our dad, kind of modeled his whole accent and character off of that cast. He went on to joke that his on-screen sister got to skip out on the homework because she already had it down. She's from Alabama. She found out through everyone else that they were all told to watch Southern Charm. She felt left out.

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A little bit, but then he's also a little Austin because he's younger. Mm-hmm. But, yeah, definitely for the accents, it's really good.

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I'm talking more like characters. I actually think Patrick Schwarzenegger does, like, a really good job of carrying himself in the role where he, like, just, like, walks, like, with his butt out like a preppy guy. Yeah. It's more than just accents. Like, it's a whole... Persona, yes.

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It's true. Or at least it doesn't get fun until the end. Cause like right now we're world building and character development.

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So it's a little bit, and people like act like, Oh my God, that was an amazing episode. Like, no, it wasn't.

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Like I was bored. Like half the time was like scenery and animals. And then they are pouring tea. Like it's very slow. Okay. And it's all about like sideways glances. Like, Actually, the only group that's actually having like, you know, fast paced conversation where things are moving forward are the three women.

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The one who's staying in the room outside the house.

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Yes. Oh yeah. No, but she's definitely like losing her mind. Like, and she's also like drinking a lot at the other, but there's definitely dynamics between all three of them, but she is like on the edge for sure. Yeah.

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No, they're definitely going to start talking about her because she was also being weird. Like there's things to say about her.

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No, Parker Posey was weird for that. And why doesn't why was she either rude or doesn't remember? No.

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Parker Posey said 10 years ago to her family.

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I don't know. She might have just said that to her family to explain why she was being rude. But like Leslie Bibb didn't say that.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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I don't think so because they were talking about that girl like she's five years old and she's like... That's what I thought also. Yeah, because also this girl's not still in school.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah. Well, Lisa also has her own solo career. She performed at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. How's she doing all this?

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Of course. Well, now she's looking at him differently because he had a brush with death.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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And he's telling the guard, like, I'll get you tickets. There's not going to be any tickets. And the guard was just excited to be included. Yeah.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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No, I don't see it. So then what's the theory about the guy that was at the gate, like just that he was in on it?

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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What's the theory about the balding with the girl?

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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I guess so. But if she knew the robbery was happening, why would she say, let's go to the store?

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. They weren't going to hurt her.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah. But what's with the balding guy? Like, what does he want? He's obsessed with the owner's husband. I don't know.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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And they're leaving a lot of questions. Like, so they're going to have a lot to answer for. And then, of course, like, who's the shooter?

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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It's not my favorite. It's not... my favorite everyone is like oh my god the incest vibes oh my god mike white what yeah It's not my favorite. Like, I'm just, like, not paying attention to it. Even, like, when the two freaks are, like.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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When they're on the hammock, like, well, how could you ask me about my sex life? Like, seriously, I'm not paying attention. This is so uninteresting to me.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah. And I just, like, even if they are weird and disgusting and, like, say the three of them have a threesome, like, I seriously don't care. Like, I'm, I'm, don't care.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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It did look very peaceful until your little brother comes up and ends up being annoying.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah, except the wellness, like you could just like choose massages. Opt out of, yeah. But like, is it only healthy food?

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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And then I'm sad for the dad that he's like going to.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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I know. And I don't even know him, but I just want things to work out for him.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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I am rooting. I don't know why I am, but I'm rooting for him.

The Toast

Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Okay. Well, we will recap that at the end of the show. Not right now.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

3584.384

Yeah. And I don't know if he's like a good guy or a bad guy, but like, I don't know. I just feel bad that when he goes home, he's going to jail. Like that's sad.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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And when the lady was like, can I take your phone? And on the one hand, like, of course, no. I have to find out, like, if I'm going to jail. But maybe, like, let's find out in seven days.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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It wouldn't be. Like, it's happening regardless. Yeah, but then it's like, if he is going to jail when he goes home, like, should he just disappear?

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

3651.495

Yeah, so have you seen the Instagram thing play out? I've seen a clip where she says, like, I saw them.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Okay, no. No, my God, Claudia, I literally am still at ibuprofen. Like, stop.

The Toast

Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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I'm sorry, but if that's what you fell in love over, then your picker was off to begin with.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

3787.426

That's the craziest part of this story that she has.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

3827.898

Oh my God. She literally made it up. I don't know, but she seems like a little paranoid. Plus she has the unfollow app and she's a little Instagram crazy. This doesn't bode well. Yeah.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah. Sometimes it's like, we're just trying to make it till the end. Don't notice us.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah. Also, the car's too high up. Like how? Like, yes, you give a Duna. Oh, my gosh, you would have to be tired.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

4078.123

I feel like the trailers are so misleading. Like remember when they had us thinking that Jimmy slept with Jessica after he was with Chelsea and it turned out it was just about his girlfriend from the past, like his friend girl. They're so misleading. She probably was talking to someone just being like, I feel like I like him more than me.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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I feel like I like him more than just because I like him so much.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Gay sister and church every week, but I barely believe in God.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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So people love the Volvo. That was like what I almost got before I was put on to Tesla. I was probably going to get the Volvo mom car. And you're saying it like Volvo. What is it?

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Even in the pods. My sister likes that music too. Yeah. And my sister and I kiss. I think you really get along with my sister.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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I already knew the sister was skeptical about the process because Dave told me.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Well, yeah, you have to trust the person that you're with. And even if you have nothing to go on, like you have to believe them until they give you a reason not to. So if he can't do that, it's not a relationship.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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But I think it's just someone who's like just wants his cake and eat it too. Like. is always gonna be looking at the next thing. So unless like the other girl was like much less attractive, he was always gonna be like, hey, what's going on over there? That's like the other people. Oh, what's going on with Ben Platt?

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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But you know, the car mom is a toaster. Yeah, I got to watch some of her videos. She could be your Jerry. No, she'll hear this. And she gave me like a really long...

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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I haven't gotten to that part yet, but so far I actually have respect for her that like, no, when she breaks up with Mason, like I saw a totally different side of her. Oh, okay. Cause right now I'm like, usually people drag the two till the end. Cause they're just sort of like playing both odds. And I actually liked that she broke up with one and like made a strong choice for a band.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah, because that he's saying, no, that's really crazy. Like, I actually liked the fact that she like early on was like, I'm going with Ben. And I guess I guess she did like and throw the other girl under the bus. But I haven't gotten there yet.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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She reviews like the cyber truck and evaluates it from a mom's perspective. Like she will give you like whatever car you want. I'm trying to think, I guess like a real, like the coolest mom cars are like, you know, The Escalade.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Okay. Yeah. Well, I look forward to hopefully getting there one day, maybe next year at the rate I'm going. But if I were you, seriously, like fast forward to the pods.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Maybe I'll just start watching Honduras now. Because I want to see that. That's fun.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Okay, I'll skip to the end of the pods. But I do like to see people's reaction when they see each other because I just know.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Like was anybody is there a physical like issue between anyone where it's like someone. No, please.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Sometimes it's like so obvious that someone is more attractive than the other person. And it's like even if they're not acting like it, it's like, well, we all know.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah, this isn't a question of like, is love blind? I mean, the show never actually sets out to answer that question because... Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Like love is not blind. And when you're in a pod, like you're really just talking to yourself.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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like it's actually like yeah some people have found relationships like coincidentally but it's not because like love is so blind like because then you could have the same conversation with someone in person and just like the way that people speak it's not even about what they look like how they move their hands how they you know squat over like who am i how they squat over like they're a table you're blind you're love no being blind love you are love being blind

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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um so new episodes come out in four days you have four days to catch up oh my gosh well why it comes out on friday the 28th i think what did i also get the weekend then it's a yeah again okay that's good yeah they do it on the on friday and i literally forgot like i have to read a 600 page book for the redheads so like it's not the freaking weekend okay and it's only monday

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah. Should we wrap up? Yeah, we should so I can start reading.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Love you, goodbye. I have given up on hard hands now that I couldn't even do it with a monitor. Now that you see that you're the problem, right? I couldn't even do it with a monitor in front of you. We have video proof and I'm so glad everybody was able to see it.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Something that's just as important as never giving up on your dreams is also giving up on your dreams when you realize they're out of your reach. They're not realistic. Yeah, I love that. So goodbye.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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But also like an Escalade is like a bit much for one child.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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On that note, love ya. We could both go like this. Love ya, bye. Love ya, bye.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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What about and then parking? Like that's going to be a...

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah. How was the hotel bed? Sometimes hotel beds are like the best bed you've ever been in, but a lot of times it's like scratchy.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

544.537

It's a Porsche. I know, but I feel like the Porsche Cayenne, like it looks like a BMW X5 or whatever. And it's like, that's just how bad you want to be driving a Porsche. Like it looks like all the other mom cars. You just like couldn't concede.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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But do they make a, I don't know if they make non-electric Hummer these days.

The Toast

Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Yeah. Bon Voyage Range Rover. It's been fun. That car is so hard to get into. It is so tall.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Oh my gosh. And when we did a mukbang and I was literally nine months pregnant trying to get it. I'm glad that you're actually getting rid of the car like ASAP because you're not gonna be able to get in it for much longer.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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I'm looking forward to that too for you. And it's also very exciting.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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You guys are such car snobs, which is so funny because like I'm not a car snob. And I'm not saying I'm not like snobby about other stuff. I'm just like weirdly not a car snob. And now that I drive like a Tesla, I feel like I'm not even in the conversation. Like, I don't even know where Tesla ranks. It's just like on another planet.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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But I do think I once saw like a list of like cars, like.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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When we got the Kia, I didn't even have my license yet. So I really let Zach take the reins on the decision making and that he didn't like the Kia had the Telluride had been having a moment in that moment when we were looking for a car and he got totally swept up in the car of the moment. And like now he would admit like that and he got a three year lease like.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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we can't get rid of this thing uh he would admit that like it wasn't everything that was promised to him um so we're really looking forward to moving on but what's so funny is like now that i have my license like now and now that i drive a lot when i drive with zach now like now i notice i used to think he was like the best driver yeah she's a little critical but now i'm like noticing stuff like he's kind of like on the fence about using his turn signals i'm like i'm

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Okay. So now you have your necessities.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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I noticed all the stuff. He's also like always so late to like get into the right lane for the correct lane for his turn.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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No, like we were literally at the light in the right lane, but we were going left and he's like literally driving perpendicular to get into his lane. I'm like, yeah, what are you doing? Yeah.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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No, it's easy to become critical. Yeah. So I'm sure like he rues the day. I used to not notice. That's a project I'm taking on. Very, very exciting. I should be getting my new car soon, which is exciting for me. Also, we had one of those weekends where we lived out of my car. We were just out all day, diaper changes in the trunk, change of clothes everywhere. It was literally our mobile home.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Nomadic. So I'm getting another Model Y. I love it. Highly recommend. But I won't even go there with you. I'm sure in a few years you'll be like, I'm thinking about a Tesla.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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And, like, the stories are, like, meh. Like, I'm not, like, itching. Like, it just doesn't feel right. I feel like we talked about one thing, and that was, like, cars. That's not enough for pre-Fast Five banter. I also know there are people out there who only listen to this show for the pre-Fast Dive Banter. So that would mean they were leaving us. It's too soon.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Because you don't put captions on your stories. They are not accessible stories.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Don't even edit it. Just give us the captions. We can decipher Parchee.

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Social Causes, Ibuprofen & Shawty: Monday, February 24th, 2025

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Oh, I thought you meant the toast that like the groom made at the wedding. Yeah.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Such a big weekend for you. So happy that you started that journey. I started no journeys this weekend. I just laid around.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Stop. They grow up so fast. And I do like not to be like a freak. They look so cute with diapers on because they have like dump trucks, literally. And like the way they waddle around with like this saggy, tushy thing. Like it's such a cute part of their allure.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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But of course they're beautiful with or without.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I don't know about that, but there is beauty in a lot.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Parenthood. Yeah. Not a baby. No, that's my baby.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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They definitely have a gardening class at the local community garden.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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What was that old sponsor? Skillshare.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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They just did classes for adults online. Like you need to learn how to do anything.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, I guess you don't really possess the, like when I want to learn how to do something, I watch a YouTube video. Like I taught myself how to knit on YouTube. I feel like you don't like watching YouTube videos, like tutorials. You're more hands-on. You like to take a class.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, like I'm always, especially with like tech stuff for the studio, everything I know, I know from YouTube.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I believe it was a great Craig Conover who said he learned how to sew on YouTube.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I don't know what it is about his phone or his account. They get the worst everything.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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We have so much in common. Stories today are... Interesting.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It was a very busy weekend. That's code for week.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yes, I hope everybody had a really lovely and pleasant Easter weekend.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And I think what you meant to say was Hoppy Easter.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It's a party holiday. It is. Obviously all holidays are great. But it's a good one.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And they get dressed up and everybody looks pretty and there's candy.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I think I would like it if I was on.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, and obviously I'm in really good standing with Uber Eats. I must be one of their top.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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.01 customers. I was actually told that the sushi place I order from, I am their top .01 orderer.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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If they're in an attic, if they're in a basement, they're susceptible to like floods, overheating, mold. The elements could actually destroy your family memories. So you think that they're safe up there and they're not. I think this is one of those things you guys like always, I'm going to do it one day. I'm going to do it one day. Legacy Box is digitizing all of your old home photos, videos.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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My app, I command respect. I get the best, most highly rated drivers. I get the quickest delivery times, best priority windows. So I just knew my dinner was never coming.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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For a full refund, no questions asked. Jackie, yours is so cute in your kitchen. It's such a nice way. I feel like with the sweeper, those big calendars with post-its, it's not going to work.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Right now, Skylight's offering our listeners $30 off their 15-inch calendars by going to skylightcal.com slash the toast. That's skylightcal.com slash the toast for $30 off your 15-inch calendar. S-K-Y-L-I-G-H-T-C-A-L.com slash the toast.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I should have to take a picture of what I'm looking at right now. Romeo looks so cute. I've really kind of like embraced bringing Romeo to work with me because he was so good the other day.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Oh, and I forgot to tell you guys on Friday when I was like worried about Romeo. He's outside of the studio. What is he doing? Oh, my God. When I left the studio, he was curled up on the couch. Like not me thinking the worst of him and him just proving me wrong.

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So now he's welcome anytime. Look at him being so cute over there.

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I've really resigned myself to not missing a moment of his childhood, especially because, you know, yesterday was Theo's heavenly birthday.

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Yeah, I had forgotten. I like felt bad. And then I saw in the weirdest way. I remember David Dobrik posted like a picture of him smoking weed, like happy 420. I'm like, oh, my God, people still celebrate 420. I was like, wait, 420 is Theo's birthday. So then I texted Ben. I'm like, we're kind of terrible. It's Theo's birthday. Yeah. And it was good to just remember him.

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Feel proud of how far I've come. Honestly, in less than a year, right?

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Oh, okay. That makes more sense. And I owe a lot of my healing and my joy and my love to Romeo. So it was a good reflective moment. I didn't mean to attack everyone with my emotions on social media. I apologize.

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Do-to-do is forever. We built the show off his back. Yeah. He was an amazing dog and an amazing friend.

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When we go public one day, like our moniker will be T-H-E-O.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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But if it's my account, we get a limousine. We get a driver with a hat. You know, I'm obviously just like a priority customer for these platforms. And my husband is not.

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We were just talking about him. Oh my God. Are we like seriously cursed?

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And I guess if I was like a religious Catholic, I would definitely think about the timing. Like it's really crazy.

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Now, now that I know like what goes down in the immediate aftermath of a pope passing away, I just know there's a lot going on at the Vatican and people are just flying in all these arch bishops, bishops. No. What's one with a C?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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All these cardinals. Yes. I don't know if they're going to elect a hermaphrodite. I feel like they're not, but it's always a possibility.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It is. But I know that there is within the church, I guess this was the whole point of Conclave, this real push and pull, this tug between people wanting to keep the old traditions and those wanting to progress a little bit. I think Pope Francis was more progressive. I'm not entirely sure. Really, don't quote me on that.

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I wish I knew the players. Like, you know, I wish I knew who was up for.

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Or like, yeah, there's probably like three or four.

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Right. Who's like last opportunity is it? You know, you only get, I think it's like a.

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This is just about I feel like that's like not something you can do.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So maybe was there a recent pope who stepped down or resigned? Question mark. Searching the web. Yes, there has been a recent instance of a pope resigning. In 2013, Benedict XVI said deteriorating health and age-related limitations as reasons for his departure. It was a significant event as he was the first pope to resign in nearly 600 years. 100 years.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Following his resignation, he adopted the title Pope Emeritus and lived in a monastery within Vatican City until his death in 2022. All right, so he lived for 11 more years, or no, 2013, nine more years. Couldn't have been that bad.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And by the way, that was the most previous one after Pope Francis. So then after his resignation, George, it's crazy that they, you have like a fake Pope name. I knew, not fake, excuse me, I'm sorry.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So if anyone was interested in Pope Francis's real name, I want to say Jorge, J-O-R-G-E.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And I was actually with you when your husband tried to order an Uber. And like seriously, he was standing outside for 25 minutes.

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Sorry. So disrespectful. Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina was a successor, taking the name Pope Francis. What would your Pope name be? No, I'm kidding. This is like seriously disrespectful conversation. I apologize.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I'm not making any jokes. I just, I'm really looking forward to like when they select the new Pope because I am going to say, they've elected a new Pope. Who knows what movie that's from? Euro Trip. Yes. I almost said Eurovision. Yes.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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But they are sort of popeless right now. Yeah. Will there be an interim pope? Right. Like that's the thing with the royals. When the person passes, there is like not a minute that they're without a leader. Right. Right. So I don't know. And that was a problem in the movie. They were taking a really long time and left the peeps without a leader.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, so obviously we are just like at different levels. But he did a good job except for the fact that like my husband has a real, real over ordering problem. And it was so apparent last night.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And this was in the film, too. What about a black pope? I don't think there's ever been one. And they represent, like we think of, I think of the Pope as like, you know, Roman, Italian, Rome.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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But it's the world. They represent a large group of people.

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They should live stream the conclave.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, you have to be able to speak freely in a conclave.

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Based on what I know from the film, of course.

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And I wonder if you are, like, a devout Catholic. Like, do you have someone you're rooting for? Or, like, are all these people sort of unknown to you?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Like, they represent all different countries. Has there ever been an American pope? Because I feel like no. No.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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All popes have been of non-American origin, most coming within Europe, particularly Italy. But in the film, they bring in everyone from every country.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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The current structure and history of the papacy has traditionally favored European candidates, though Pope Francis was the first pope from the Americas. South America. South America. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. Oh, there are American cardinals who have been considered papabile, which is potential popes. Did you know that word?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Like Timothy Dolan of New York. I'd have heard of him. He's like at every event.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And Cardinal Raymond Burke. Do you know him? Cardinal Burke? No. No, I'm not familiar. But none have been elected thus far.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So not only he went, he went a little nuts with like pizza and pasta, which honestly can be forgiven after, you know, a week of no bread. I understand why he got so many extra entrees. Like there was so much food. It was like an embarrassment of riches. But then he also ordered the Cipriani cake. Let me ask you how many slices of the Cipriani cake, which the slice is fucking huge.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I don't know any Cardinals personally or otherwise. Cardinals. Oh, yeah. I'm rooting for Cardinal by Kacey Musgraves.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It is. And this is part of the papacy. The papacy.

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Do you know anyone who's met a pope before?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah. And I actually like asked him about it. It's like one of his proudest moments. And like, if you're Catholic, it's the biggest deal.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Um, yeah. So I know someone who it's met a Pope not to be like, so you pretty much have met a Pope is what you're saying.

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The papacy. Hand on the throttle. I made that joke before. Did you get it?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Oh, you never listened to the second half of TTBD.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah. I really hope we haven't offended anyone.

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1,000%. We're going to keep that in our back pocket for a while.

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Oh, of Haley Joel? Yeah. I actually, you watched it on FaceTime, so I heard the audio of it because we were on FaceTime together. And I don't think he meant it in a hateful way. He definitely hated the police officer in that moment, but just because he was arresting him, not because he was a Jew.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It also, because we posted that clip on social media. I was really shocked to find a lot of people don't even know what the K word is, which made me feel good. Let's keep it that way. Let's keep it that way. Y'all.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Oh, I was trying to remember. We've been saying y'all a lot, like personally, and I'm sure we're going to start saying it on the show. And if you guys are wondering what it's from, I'd be happy to tell you. I got sent a video like six months ago that I have probably watched every single day since I received it. And it was my beautiful sister.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Maybe I was having a bad day and like you were trying to make me feel better. It was my beautiful sister taking a picture of her son, excuse me, a video of her son. And he said, gorgeous sister. You are beautiful. Coaches, you are beautiful. Wait for it. Coaches, you are beautiful. Yeah. And the yeah hit in such a special way. Yeah. Yeah.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Because he starts off really shy, like hands behind his back. Coaches, you are beautiful. And then he feels emboldened by my beauty.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Today is a Pargy episode of The Toast, hosted of course by Turdy Lou Freebush and clearly my stalker, Miriam Webster, define stalker for me.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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You are beautiful, yeah. Like he had to really sort of reaffirm my beauty.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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She's from Gossip Girl. I know her originally from her amazing work in the movie with Brandon Fraser.

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You would get two for $2. I can't even finish one slice. It's huge.

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We thought he was even before the before the inauguration. I thought he was like a like a fucked up person. Yeah. After the inauguration?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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But after the inauguration, like, I officially think there's something wrong with him.

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A.I. A.I. What? Run Hurley run Hurley run Hurley run. Like seriously this is does not bode well.

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You say she's guilty by association.

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Yeah. And if you're celebrating Easter with someone like you've obviously spent a lot of time with them.

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Essence. Yeah. They're wearing like matching flannels.

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But this is totally Crowley Corners. Totally. The comments are so funny. She's like liking a lot of comments. I'm in shock. This is a really strange pairing for a multitude of reasons, but mostly because like Billy Ray is deeply unwell. His sons are worried about him. They're making videos like trying to reach out to him.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I'm like, you ordered four pieces of cake? And I was like, okay. This morning, I come into the kitchen. The two pieces of cake that went uneaten, he left them out on the counter. He didn't put them away last night. I'm like, so you ruined.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, they're, like, when you spend a holiday with someone, like, you're together.

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I just feel like she's Elizabeth Hurley, you know? She could do better. Of course. Of course she could.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah. And I would have thought she was somebody with like a really strong head on her shoulders, you know?

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It's cut from a different cloth. Okay, Dolores.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I mean, obviously I'm happy for Kristen Stewart, but like part of me, you know. You wish you were Rob. When I think of Kristen Stewart getting married, I think of Breaking Dawn Part One, you know. And I know that this wedding was probably nothing like that. Robert Pattinson wasn't even invited, let alone the groom.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Actually, that's so true. Do you think like the entire wedding industry was like put like shifted, right? Like when that wedding came out, I think to this day, people still reference like flowers or the dress. It's like it is. I mean, of course, a thousand years like it is the. Oh, did you see that? She's turning. I actually saw this in the back of a taxi TV. They had like a little new segment.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Christina Perry turned a thousand years into a children's novel.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yes. Okay, so sorry. I just remembered that I did that. So, oh, yeah. So... The wedding industry has completely been influenced by this one particular wedding, even a decade later, just style-wise, a million different things. Do you think even one iota of Kristen Stewart's real-life wedding this weekend, like, had, you know...

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Were the guests sitting on cut down tree stumps?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Okay, at the ceremony, yes, the reception. At the reception, excuse me. At the reception, there was a couple of fairy lights because then you know she has that very inappropriate dance with Jacob under the twinkly lights. You know what I feel like she could have done in her wedding that she definitely maybe took from Twilight? Because you know Kristen Stewart wore Converse under her wedding dress.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Okay, Bella wore like tie-up, lace-up Converse. And I can see Kristen Stewart doing that too.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah. Do you think Robert Pattinson hates Twilight? I don't. I don't think he wants to lean in and be going to Comic-Con and stuff, but I don't think he looks back on it and hates it. I think she does. The only time she's really ever spoken about it in depth was on that Howard Stern interview, which I've watched a thousand times.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And she does speak really lovely about Rob and their relationship, but overall, the film was not...

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, that's true. Where Twilight giveth, Twilight also taketh away. And it's just, when I picture Kristen Stewart getting married, like, she's at the Cullen house.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I was shocked to see the shopping bag. I was like, oh, good on my husband. He kept the shopping bag. He's turning it to me. It's a nice shopping bag. And then I saw two pieces of cake inside. I said, that's $50 right there.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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If I could get married all over again, like, I would fly everyone to that house. I think it's in Seattle.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I would get married at that house, yeah, 1,000%. It's probably in Canada. No, no, it's in Seattle. It's, um... It's owned by one of the big head creative directors for Nike. And I think Nike's headquartered in Seattle.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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They're going to give you Charlie's House in Forks.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Okay, same thing. Oregon. Did I not say that? You said Seattle. Correct.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And actually, it does change things because I might get married in Seattle for the Twilight House. I would not get married in Portland. And I mean that with full offense to Portland.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Oh, yeah. And when people say, I get asked all the time, where did you get married? I don't think I could say Portland. I couldn't. I wouldn't be able to answer the question.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And I know we have, like, three listeners in Portland, and I'm sorry that I offended you, and I'm sorry even more so that you live there. Like, I really am.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, I can say one positive thing about Portland the first time I went. There's a mall there and they have no sales tax. And I bought a pair of Gucci loafers that I still have to this day that I absolutely love. And I got them for real cheap. And then the second time I went, the mall was closed down because of crime, right? Because of crime. Like, yeah, they just couldn't handle having a nice mall.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So I guess I won't be getting married at the Nike guy's Twilight house.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Also, to say, I ate plenty last night, and I'm so back. Me and the Levin, we are good.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So whether you're making a little update like new kitchen cabinet hardware or doing a full renovation, Wayfair has stylish and quality home improvement products for every budget. I just placed a Wayfair order the other day. I've been trying out different curtains. You know, I need my bedrooms to now have blackout curtains, which is not something I've had previously.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And let me tell you, I love Wayfair. I also love the people on Wayfair who put up

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I feel like all the swirlies are wearing active dresses looking so cute, like dressing them up, dressing them down. But wearing an active dress is fun until you have to go to the bathroom and then you're completely nude in a public bathroom. And it's just not the vibe. And I really like the ones from Roback. One, because they're really cute, very flattering, like really cute designs.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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But they have built-in shorts that you can pull down without having to take your entire dress off. So if you're going to the bathroom, and these days I'm coming every 30 minutes, I'm not going to be naked shivering with my boobs out on a public toilet. I'm just pulling my shorts down. They also, speaking of shorts, have great training shorts.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Okay, you were out until midnight. A bunch of people out. What was it like?

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Oh, I didn't even know he had a girlfriend.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I thought you were going to talk to his family.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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What family? So true. I don't know. They literally hate him.

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Maybe there's a rogue cousin who keeps him abreast about what Twitter is saying.

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A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Now, I feel like he's laying the groundwork to retire, just being like, because I don't see him. And again, I know so much, but so little about football. I don't see him as like a desirable candidate. Right. He's 41. That's really old in football years. He has a huge legacy. But the last two years he was brought to like revive a team. He got injured on day one.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And then the second season, like he stunk it up. So he I don't know why anyone would want to sign him like for real.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, same. I don't think he wants to retire. I don't think he's getting the offers that he thought that he might. And, like, going on Pat McAfee saying, oh, I have a cousin who's sick. Like, it's laying the groundwork for if he does retire, being like, I had a lot going on in my life. Like, everybody wanted me.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Damn. You've seen the other side of the night.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I know. It's the Cleveland Browns.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Oh, I got to get to know the players a little bit. I need to end up on draft day TikTok. Draft day, draft day, draft day.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I wonder who's getting drafted this year.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I love the NFL draft. I need my phone to start serving me content so I can know stuff. Drafting is my favorite. I'm not going to seek it out. I loved the movie Draft Day with Kevin Costner. I would love to see the real life version on my TikTok. I would love to see the real life version on my TikTok. So just all that to say, I guess we'll see how it shakes out. I actually disagree with you.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I think Aaron Rodgers is like not a desirable player.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I did not watch Enigma. You are correct about that.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, but I do think it's an indicator of your age. Like, you get injured more easily.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Even though, like... Hold on, I'm gonna ask... Oh, watch this. ChatGPT.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Would you consider Aaron Rodgers a desirable... Draft pick? Draft pick. He's not getting drafted.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Player. Player. Player right now, question mark. Who do we know who knows really everything about football?

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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That depends. That depends. But generally speaking, as of now... He's still a big name, but he's 41 and coming off a major Achilles injury from the 2023 season. His comeback with the Jets was underwhelming, and there's uncertainty about how much longer he'll play. Teams likely see him as a short-term fix at best, not a long-term investment.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So overall, he's desirable for certain short-term needs, but he is not a top-tier quarterback. Okay. Want to dive into this from a specific angle?

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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They should be able to predict a little bit better.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

3394.523

Right, is Olivia Rodrigo a one-hit wonder?

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Not what she said. It's true. That is like an age old joke from the toast.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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By the way, you guys, this was years ago after Driver's License. Yeah.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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That's what I said. Yeah, that is what she said. And now you know how I feel like it's famous toast lore that people remember incorrectly. Rascal. Yeah.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, I'm going to bet that he's not.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

345.071

Warm bread and butter at a restaurant is such a lost art.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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To the Mark Schoenmutter Holocaust Education Foundation.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, and let this be a reminder, you too, you don't even need to wait for Aaron Rodgers' decision. You can make a donation to the Mark Schoenretter Holocaust Education Foundation, mshef.org. A great cause.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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So let me say this, because I've actually been thinking a lot about Garcelle. She was my weenie of the week on Friday, and I completely stand by that. Although I think that the one thing she's absolutely justified in being mad about is her anger towards Sutton, right?

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Her and Sutton on this island together, and this whole season, I've been seeing people now clipping things on social media of things Sutton did. It was very clear all season. Sutton had this attachment specifically to Kyle, because I think it's her real connection to the group, in such a loser-y, pathetic type of way.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, but also I find sometimes like dining to be such a rushed experience. Like you just get your food and go. And I find that when you have like a really premium bread basket, I don't even need anything that crazy. I just require the bread to be warm and the butter to be soft. It elongates the whole experience. You're not in a rush like you're feeding at the zoo. It's so civilized.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Whereas Garcelle is standing there, open arms, like a real friend, and she's just really ignoring... the entire time. So Garcelle's gripe with Sutton is completely legitimate. I want to say that.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Correct. Correct, correct, correct. You're right. Sutton has no idea that this is all about her.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Well, also, she has to think of herself first. And the future of her on the show too, right? And being on an island, hater island with one other person is a fun couple of seasons, but it's limiting, right? Because if you really have no connection to any of these women, that's what happened to Garcelle. They have no choice but to let you go because you make no sense.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Not even close. Yeah of course. No I'm saying. But I think Sutton's also forward thinking about her career on the show. Being like I can't be on Hater Island for much longer.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It's not. But I don't think it's an interesting or like a long term solution. Yeah.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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to be just like hater, hater, season after season, like you and your best friend hating on everyone, like making no real connections outside of that.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And this whole thing where you have to order a menu item bread basket that's like $6, I hate. But if you're giving me the best bread I've ever fucking had, okay, I was at a restaurant recently. I'm not going to name it.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And I want to say Garcelle's right for that. Like there's, there's no need for her to be friends with Sutton anymore.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And that's so sad because it really wasn't.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I could see, like, in a few years, like, an OK Magazine, like, look, Garcelle and Sutton reunited. Like, we don't care anymore.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And you're right that, like, Sutton also doesn't really understand, like, that this is really about her.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Those were party fast five. I actually really enjoyed them. And you dared to call them weak. I did. You were giving weak energy when you were describing them. That's the only thing I'll say.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Cosmopolitan. We hit Italy. We hit British with Elizabeth Hurley. Back in America with the Housewives.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It's a picture of him and Elizabeth Hurley kissing. You guys, that's our show. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the best life stories you need to know for Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places where you listen to podcasts. Find us, The Toast, leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are. Yeah?

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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One thousand percent. It was like a really cool restaurant. And it was, you know, we were celebrating. So I said, Ben, let's order the bread basket, even though it was like a menu item, which I hate.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I'm expecting greatness. Yes. So and I said, like, I don't want to be rushed out of here like we never leave the house. I haven't gone out to dinner with you in a year. Let's order the bread. What arrived? was first of all, sourdough. And I just want to say, I love sourdough. It's not a bread basket bread. I'm sorry. It's not.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Pre-sliced, like it wasn't little rolls or anything, just like pre-sliced, cut up, doused in oil. This is a bread basket. When I think of a bread basket made to order, I think of like one that's made in like a skillet and it's pull apart, kind of like monkey bread. I love that. If you're going to get crazy, charge me. Sourdough that my sister made three days ago, doused in oil.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I was so disappointed. And so I feel like it was a real, for me, indicator. The art of the bread basket is completely lost. It's just a sign of the times. That's why I only eat at Cheesecake Factory. It is the best bread. It is warm every single time.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

493.713

Oh my God, the smell of olive tapenade.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It was an uncoordinated attack. Attack. You're constantly tapping me.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Well, that's also the beauty of, you know who doesn't have a great bread basket?

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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They could do a little bit better. Chipriani.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

512.985

Love breadsticks. Fun for the whole family. And you know what else is like a lost art? We've totally left behind pads of butter. I happen to really like opening up that little golden ticket. I think some people are bothered by the extra labor. They would just prefer soft butter in a dish, which I love. Of course, don't get me wrong. But butter that comes in those gold packets is never bad.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Sometimes it's cold and hard. Not ideal.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

536.209

yeah it's good quality butter yeah it is it's very it's diner though no it's not it's a wee bit okay i guess they do serve it at diners that's so true i think of it you know where they always serve it at like fancy french restaurants it's very french so i think of it like a little bit more elevated very much a francophile and i'm constantly eating french food you are you've got you guys love lagaloo

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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You guys, Ben loves Lagalou. It's this French restaurant Ben stumbled upon. He became obsessed with it. And of course, he never took me because he knows I don't eat French food. And he's just always begging me to go, begging me to go. And one time I was obviously feeling weak and generous. I was like, sure. I must have not been that hungry. I'm like, yeah, we can go to dinner at Lagalou.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And let me tell you, the chair was so uncomfortable. Like that's what I remember about certain restaurants. I don't really care about like the quality of food. I care more about vibes and ambiance.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I think if I remember correctly, like the food was good. All I remember was the chair.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It's the same chair that they have at the Smith, which is why the Smith will never have me as a loyal fan of their restaurants. And I know it's so inconvenient to not be a fan of the Smith. There's like so many in the city. It's like elevated American diner, but like it's, it's, it's so brunchy. It's really, it's the perfect restaurant except for two things. The chairs are just an abomination.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

62.358

Oh, my God. What did you have for dinner? Officially Passover. War is over. We can eat bread again. And boy, did I eat bread again last night.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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No, I can get past that. I think you know what I'm going to say, though. I'm going to give you another chance to guess what's wrong with the Smith.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

637.179

They have to be different. Like, I hate that shit. Like, you can tell when they give you something at a restaurant that the ketchup is like...

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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hinds is like it looks like it's had a facelift right there's no cellulite it's completely smooth sir kensington's like organically and it's chunky and it's cellulitey and i it ruins all the food at the smith because they have really good french fries but i can't dip it in the ketchup your own packets next time literally me with my pads of butter and my packets of ketchup listen i bring a stevia in the raw oh you do i do

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

687.868

Oh my, she's taking a few steps back. She needs to watch her own tutorial on Patreon.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Hold on. My brain is just going to be three seconds. I'll remember.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Major news. She had a major weekend.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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What are you going to do with all that money that you were spending? You should buy yourself a bag.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Well, fun fact about one Turney Lou Freebush is she had an extremely difficult time potty training. I think I was, like, you know, definitely the last in the family, like, the oldest.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yes, and I do have one distinct memory. They give you that fake toilet, right?

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I remember the fake toilet. And I remember sitting in the garage. That's obviously where I was forced because they were so done with me, forced to take my dumps. And I just remember that part of the journey. And I remember really liking that little toilet. But I do feel like that little toilet

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Cause then I also remember having like a big fear of the real toilet, especially like big ones with like, like long, you know, bowls. And I feel like it kind of sets you up to be afraid of the toilet.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

90.811

I had pizza. I had pasta. I had chipriani cake. Now, my husband was in charge of the ordering because I was just so tired. That's how you know I really wasn't feeling well because I hate when Ben orders food. First of all, for some reason, whenever we use an Uber Eats or any sort of delivery service door dash on his phone, it doesn't come. Oh, that's classic my husband.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I have stumbled onto TikTok, a method of potty training where they train you to potty in the toilet from birth. I don't know if you're from, are you familiar with that method? No. I forget what it was called. And the first time I heard it, I was like, okay, these people are nuts. Like these people are fucking nuts.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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The more I learned about the science behind it, I might start adapting that method like from day one.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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And you know me, anything to cut costs.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Yeah, I'm definitely thinking about cloth diapers.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I don't know. They sound really scary.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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I know when we were growing up, it was two. It was two when we were kids.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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It's something I just happen to know. It's always been two.

The Toast

A Cosmopolitan Episode, YAH?: Monday, April 21st, 2025

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Well, just know my family will be adapting the newborn method, and I encourage you to think about it, okay?

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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Good morning Millennials! Welcome back to the Chose and happy Monday and boy does it feel like a Monday. We have mountains to climb.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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So I was like trying to be normal. And it was just, I know I went to the heiress tour for one reason. And the reason was, and I talk about this in the vlog, and we are not sharing the gender yet, but I definitely have a preference when it comes to gender. And that's a boy. Based on gender? I feel like that's bad to say, but that's what's the preference.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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And I don't know, the idea of having a daughter, it didn't seem, I was like, I don't know. I can't see it. I can't see it. And then when we went to the Errors Tour, there were so many moms with their young daughters having so much fun getting dressed up. I'm like, oh. That's what I'll do. That's me. I can see it.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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So I feel like for that reason alone, I'm glad I went to the heiress tour because it helped me visualize a potential possibility. But other than that, like big mistake, huge. It is no place for a woman in her first trimester. The jumping, the dancing, and also I'm like, for the first time, really very sensitive to like being around a lot of people. They're getting sick. Like, I don't know.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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I just told people that I could trust. Now with my own secret, I can't get drunk. So I really like was not telling people, oh my God, I don't think I actually knew how much of a burden it was on me until I let it go last night. Like I was in the tub after and Ben, when I got out, Ben was like, you were singing so loud in the tub. And like, I haven't been singing.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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I just, it was a mistake, but I learned a valuable lesson. So I'm glad that I went.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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Yeah, let's go good. Yeah, I just wanted to. And we'll just wait on those apologies. Yeah, seriously, you guys. Seriously, you never know what someone's going through, and isn't that what we're always trying to tell you? Trust your faves. I know, and you really thought the worst of Jax.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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It was all the hate was directed towards you, and I just sort of sat there and let you take it, and you're a queen for taking it.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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But that's what was really going on. I was dying, breaking down.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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Well, we are so, so happy for you. I just really. We are so excited to hear updates from you on how you're feeling and your POV on the whole thing. Because I agree with you. Your readiness has always been a topic of conversation. I feel like the way that you felt about certain people when they got pregnant, that being a mover and shaker for you. Yeah, let me think.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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I feel like you are that to a lot of people.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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That's sweet. Thank you. I'm trying to think who moved me and shaked me the most.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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Yeah, when like someone got pregnant and you're like, oh.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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I know like Hailey Bieber moved me quite a bit. Like who's cooler and more fabulous than her? Who else? I don't know. It was largely about that. It was about that, but I feel like a lot of it had to do with my weight. There was like a time in my life where it was just inconceivable that I would get pregnant. Like I'm five feet. I'm so huge. And what, I'm going to gain another 50, 60 pounds?

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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Like I couldn't physically bear it. So that's a huge part of my personal journey. Not everybody has the problems that I did. But for me, for a lot of years, it was, like, so not even in the realm of possibility, honestly. I couldn't even see it.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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And, like, I don't even want to talk about my weight currently. Like... I keep saying to everyone, I'm such a liar. I'm like, you know, I've made peace with it. Like, whatever. Like, I literally haven't. I'm so mad.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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So, like, you'll never fully make peace with it, but, like, you will become peaceful about it, and it will just – it won't – it is what it is. Let me say one thing, actually. One positive. And also, when you start showing, that's also the hard thing about the first trimester.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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Like, yes, maybe the third trimester is, like, even more enduring physically, but, like, you're showing, and it's beautiful, and everyone knows around you. Like, even strangers know, like – Take heat.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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Literally, last weekend, me and Ben went for a walk. We went to a diner. And at the end of the walk, if I don't eat, I'm really not OK. In home goods the other day, I seriously almost threw up. But I was so, and of course they didn't have a table. They were like five minutes. So there's a chair. I take the chair. I'm like trying, just breathing, like trying not to pass away on this chair.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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And this like 900 year old man comes. And I know everyone's looking at me like, get up for the man. No, man, get up for me. Like I was, if I had stood up in that time, I would have completely fainted. And I felt so guilty. That's the hard part about not showing. But the thing I wanted to say about my body, which I literally my whole life have hated, like still hate.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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The one positive thing I will say is, is that I've always hated my stomach. It has just been the bane of my existence, like looking in the mirror, hate, hate, hate. And I still look in the mirror and hate. But there is also a part of me that looks at it lovingly now. There's like a child in there. I sometimes wake up and my hand is on my fupa.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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And before it used to be on my fupa, I would be imagining a chainsaw cutting it off. Now it's there, like very, you know, rubbing.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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Like obviously on the toast I have, cause I had to pretend. And oh, remember when I said I could never be an actor? Lies, I'm an amazing actress. I could totally do it. I don't think I realized what weight this was carrying on me. Not only one, I'm a joyous person. I like to chat and share positive news. That. Also, I don't keep information to myself that well. It's not one of my skills.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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And it's like pillowy for the baby. It's a little cushion.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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Thank you. Well. We'll do like a full breakdown. So if you are a Patreon member, the vlog dropped last night. That I started when I found out I was pregnant. And it takes you through the first. So much. Such a fun watch.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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Like doctor's appointments. Telling sisters.

The Toast

Turd’s Havin’ His Baaaaby: Monday, November 18th, 2024

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Yeah. It was actually a true labor of love. And I'll continue a lot of the journey. I probably keep most of that like more personal.

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intimate stuff on the patreon um yeah it's just where i feel more comfortable i know a lot of people are like annoyed about that but it just evil eye evil eye evil eye you know like patreon.com and then this week yeah we will do a q a about like the whole journey any questions anybody has about like you know conception yeah that's right uh how'd you do raw dog in it and

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um things of that nature and it's just a great time to be a patron member it's a great time it's a great time to be me honestly so not to be annoying but well we're really really so happy for you happy that you're sharing so excited for all the updates to come same same same like now that it's out oh my god the tiktoks i could make the tiktoks i will make i made two this morning like uh it's just sort of it's kind of the creativity it's coming out of me right yeah

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Well, it's very beautiful. And we do have a lot to get into today while also, you know, we'll probably come back to this every five seconds because it's the biggest thing going. That's the big celeb news of the day.

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Oh my God. It is the big, big celeb news of the day, especially because it is Monday. Jackie and I did watch Yellowstone last night. There'll be a brief recap. Like I'll talk about nothing happening.

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Yeah. But still just like back with our faves and they know that, you know? Yeah. They know it's just a show that you're watching. It's a comfort show at this point.

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Yeah, like there's a couple of people. And they gave us so much comfort when it comes to like Beth and Rip last night. So for that, I'm grateful. But overall, it was a ma on my episode.

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Yeah. Well, I guess without further ado, because that's really like all there is to catch up on.

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Like seriously, I can't talk about anything other than myself. I have like weeks and weeks and weeks of just like bottled up stories, emotions.

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I hope I enjoyed these last few weeks. Yeah.

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Seriously, good luck ever talking again. For real. And I really let you run wild these last couple of months because like I had nothing to say.

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She didn't shut the fuck up. Like it was insane.

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So without further ado-do-do-do-do about dirty loo-do-do-do-do.

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I don't know. I feel like I haven't talked about myself enough, but like I don't have anything else left to say really. I mean, although if you, if you prodded me with questions, I could, you know, wax poetic, but.

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No, that's what I mean. Like we're always coming back to this. Yeah. Yeah. So without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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So GameTime is the number one place to get tickets for sports, comedy, theater, whatever sort of events you're looking for that are happening in your town, or perhaps you're traveling abroad. And by abroad, I mean, you know... to New York, and there's something fabulous going on. So Game Time Picks is their new feature.

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And three, I talk for a living. And there's so much going on in your life when this new thing happens. And to just sit here, and that's why we've been talking about food so much. What the hell else is there to talk about? Oh my God, if I didn't tell you guys one second sooner than I already did, I was seriously going to explode.

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Did you know that there's a nutrition plan that doesn't just help you lose weight, but actually has been shown to lower your biological age score? It's called Prolon by El Nutra. And here's the craziest part. It's a fast. It's as fast. Oh my God. It's a fast that includes food.

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No, that's the hardest part. The first trimester is so isolating, whether or not you do a podcast because you're like going through all this stuff and you can't talk about it. And so I feel like. That's the reason you want to share most publicly soonest is like to talk about what's going on with you.

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So Prolon is a revolutionary plant-based nutrition program that nourishes your body while making yourselves believe that they're in a state of fasting. So there's so much great research on how fasting is so good for you. But like, honestly, it's one of the most miserable experiences. And so Prolon has figured out a way scientifically to let you eat. They have snacks, soups, drinks, and

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But just, I seriously can't remember stuff. So I need to tell you. Okay. So I just wanted everyone to know, like, yes, Dr. Fox is my doctor, the doctor who like literally saved Jackie's life. And I never had like a OBGYN who I was like in love with. And honestly, I probably haven't been like the best about my reproductive health.

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Like I like have been to the OBGYN like five times, like once every five years. And so he's my doctor. And it's like, if anybody wants to know what I'm going through, it's so great to have a doctor who's like really well-versed in my family's medical history because Jackie's condition like actually is hereditary. And so thanks to that, like Dr. Fox knows all about your cerclage.

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Every time I go in for a scan, which will be double the amount of time because of the cerclage, I always have to go transvaginal So just know, while everyone else is getting ultrasounds, I have a big rot up my vagina because of Jackie, which is just amazing. Let's talk about that transvaginal probe. I never felt anything like that in my entire fucking life.

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Oh my God, I never knew you could feel like you could shit, vomit, and piss all at the same time. Oh my God, that stick is insane. Yeah, it's an insane stick. What nerve and the way they just wheeled it around like Harry Potter. Like, oh my God, that stick is like, is actually what nightmares are made of. Men will never know what that's like. There's so much.

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Especially like, I feel like at my early appointments when like the baby was a grain of rice. Like they couldn't find it, you know, like because it's so small. So they really are like digging around, excavating. Oh my God, like could not breathe.

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Not only that, the isolating part is so real. And I don't, I know, and in Judaism, we're very superstitious. So like, if you're like, you know, following all the rules of Judaism, you're like nine months pregnant pretending like you're not. And everybody around you just acts like, oh, how you feel? Like no one's really, I couldn't do that. And I...

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Because like I said, Jackie and her problems. Well, it can be hereditary, but it could also be like circumstantial.

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Not necessarily means that you'll have the same thing. Because for me, it could have happened. It didn't happen in my first pregnancy. So it could have been like a fluke. And something that had happened because of my first labor. Yeah, no.

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My first labor was labor intensive. He has said like that he's had patients whose other siblings don't have it and some do. Like it's, no. Yeah, it's just something to look out for. But it is nice to like have, to know, like go in with, but I didn't realize that meant that like every single one of my appointments and I have double the amount of scans like as everybody else.

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I didn't know that like, you know, it made me a special. And so that's really exciting. So just know like when I go to the doctor, that's what I'm experiencing. I don't, I'm never going to have that kind of like in the movies when they, you know, put the thing on your belly. No. You'll have some of those. I don't know. He said, he literally warned me. He said transnational every time.

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With him, but you'll go other places and get it on the belly. It's just not going to be like it is in the movies. You'll get out of the TV at some point. What was Vanessa Carlton? Yeah, okay.

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So like pregnancy hormones. And by the way, something so strange about me, I'm such an emotional person. Like everything makes me cry. How many times have I cried on this podcast? Like a thousand times. I've not really cried like during this journey. Like, I don't know. I'm not feeling like...

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I can't explain it, which is so bizarre for me, but like the hormones are hitting in like different and unique ways. And the other, I was dying to tell the story on the toast, but I knew like it would so signal that I was pregnant. Like a week ago, me and Ben woke up early and, or I don't know, I was laying in bed and Ben was getting dressed.

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And I had told the Alexa to put on some music and they put on, I'm literally gonna cry telling the story, okay. They put on a thousand years, no,

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a thousand miles and i know ben loves that song and i thought he loved it like because of white chicks and he was telling me he was like i love this song i'm like i know he's like no no whenever i think about it i just like picture myself at my parents apartment growing up like putting the cd in my dad's bows and i didn't know what he was gonna say next and what he did like seriously like hit me right between like i was seriously i sobbed for like 35 minutes

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He was like, I just pictured myself. I'm picturing fat little Ben, curly hair. Ben as a kid was very sensitive. He was really encouraged to lean into his emotions. So he gets a CD. He's like, I popped it in my dad's Bose and I just sat down and tried to teach myself how to play it on the piano. I seriously cried for like 20 minutes. Like just, oh my God, I'm gonna cry talking about it again.

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The image of Ben, like who doesn't play piano, but like trying to teach himself piano with his like CD player, like while his parents, like he probably was hiding from his parents. Like, It was actually too much to bear. Like I couldn't, I literally was hysterically crying. He thought I was so crazy. Oh, and he was leaving. That's why he woke up early. He was going to Dallas.

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like obviously immediately told like my immediate family and Ben's immediate family and like obviously having you guys has been such a such an outlet for me I can't but I also just had to tell my friend Margo Fish like pretty early um and I trust her implicitly so like it wasn't about that I just like needed someone to talk to in such a real way and I'm so glad that I did like I didn't need to tell a million people but like I needed an outlet I needed a friend and that's like the person I talked to the most outside of my family so like I felt really good about that um

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They did an event in Dallas this week. So I'm like, you're leaving me with this story? Like I'm going to slit my wrists. I'm just like so upset.

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No, that's so cute. And I think it touched you even more in addition to the hormones because it's like that could be your future child doing that. Totally. Like putting on Toast by Claudia Asch, right? Learning how to play the chords to play backup for mommy. A thousand percent.

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And we need to come up with a name. For the child.

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Yeah, like in the family, because I don't know what to call like this thing, and I feel weird saying it. Yeah. I think those were all the things I wanted to say, but you know.

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Other things could come up along the way. Maybe this story will remind you of something that happened this weekend, because some of the big news from the weekend was the big fight. There was actually two big fights this weekend, so that's a little confusing, but there was one fight on Friday night, Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson on Netflix in Dallas. Yes. I watched the whole thing.

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Netflix's first live sports event ended with a bang as the boxing match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson went all eight rounds with Jake Paul coming out victorious via a unanimous decision. So I tried to watch the fight and literally during Serrano or maybe before that, like my Netflix cut out and it never came back. So I went to sleep.

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Yeah. A lot of people had that issue. And to be honest, Netflix really needs to get their act together. Like they've done a couple of live events and it's clear that that's like a, uh, format they want to get into. It's worse every single time. I mean, the Love is Blind live reunion was such a fucking shit show. That Chris Rock live special had so many issues.

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At this point, in the beginning, I was like, okay, give him a minute. It's completely unacceptable.

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No, I mean, Cable does it every day. And they're in the Stone Age.

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No, and pay-per-view, pay-per-view, which is like what usually is the format for a fight. Like they, if you're gonna like switch from this OG format, like you gotta, you gotta buck up. Like this, it's awful.

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Yeah, it's really crazy. But the fight was like the biggest thing.

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Yeah, I thought it was really interesting that, like, how people's narratives so quickly changed. Because I was watching, and it started at 8, and they didn't go on until, like, midnight. So I saw so many different interviews. I saw people on social media. And everyone was like, Mike Tyson is going to beat the shit out of Jake Paul. I can't wait. He's a beast. He's going to get his ass beat.

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Like, beep, beep, beep. And then the fight happened, and... While he didn't do that, he managed to make it eight rounds, but he lost, obviously, and he lost every round, in my opinion. He was clearly the weaker. I mean, he's 58. What do you expect? And it's so funny how the narrative is now like, why does Jake Paul only beat up old guys?

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Because I guess Jake Paul's thing, and it's actually really smart, is he's gotten really far being taken seriously as a boxer because he puts together these shenanigans Huge productions. I mean, that show on Netflix was produced by MVP, Most Valuable Producer or whatever, Productions. That's Jake Paul's company. So he's really involved in the whole thing. You mean Untold Jake Paul? Right.

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The show I was watching when I went into labor. He has this big deal with Netflix. Like, he's a businessman. And so... Everybody says about him, yeah, but he only, and he's undefeated, or he lost once to Tommy Fury. They're like, he's only boxing, like, he boxes former athletes, retired boxers, like, people, big names that people want to tune into, but not necessarily, like, the best fighters.

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And so now everyone's, like, mad at Jake Paul, like, this was elder abuse. Like, please, you thought it was great when you thought Mike Tyson was going to win. Right. So please, like... You can't just change your mind. You liked it at first. Yeah.

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The narrative has completely changed. No, and even though Mike Tyson lost, like from what I'm seeing, like he lost with dignity, with $20 million in his pocket. Well, that's the other thing.

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So I'm not sure, and me and Ben talk about this every time there's a fight with Jake Paul, is like they say there's a script. And it's like this conspiracy theory. And now, of course, if you watch a WWE, you know that's scripted. But with boxing, it's like – or these types of, like, Logan Paul-type fights. We don't know.

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Literally I was in the bathtub last night like after you know my whirlwind announcement and

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Now Logan Paul's WWE. By the way, it's very confusing. And then there was also a UFC fight.

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Yeah. We don't know, like, if they're really – and I could see a world in which, like, Jake Paul wants to be taken seriously as a fighter. And I do believe that – Mike Tyson was in a lot of debt. And I don't think there are many opportunities for him to make $20 million in a night anymore. So I think that maybe like him and Jake Paul had some sort of agreement.

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Like, yeah, give me the 20 mil and you can beat me. Whatever. Sure. And so I think if it was scripted and that is what had happened, like Mike Tyson comes out winning anyway, I think he needed the money. And if it wasn't that and it was a fair fight, then it was a fair fight. I don't know if these types of fights are scripted. Why would Floyd Mayweather ever box Logan Paul?

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And I'll get into the details, you know, nausea, phagia. Yes, I've been diagnosed with IBS, TMJ. Literally everything that could befall you has befallen your girl. Injunction with your coccidinia. And let me tell you, my coccidinia has never been fucking worse. And I'm sitting even more. And, you know, a way to counteract coccidinia is to be more active. And I seriously...

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He has more money than God. Like, he doesn't even, I think that night he made like $50 million. Yeah, but still, like, why would he do that fight? This person has fought two times in his life. Can I fight Floyd next? Like, do you know what I mean? These fights confuse me. And, like, I'm one of the people, like, I understand the Paul brothers and how big of a deal they are.

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I think a lot of people clown on them, especially when you think about how they started and, like, you know, there's a lot of, They've had their own scandals. But like, I understand the magnitude of how impressive it is of what they built. And like, they literally each have hundreds of millions of dollars. Like, I actually respect what they've built. People hate them and clown on them. I don't.

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Yeah. No, but I don't understand. This harks back to the Forbes creator list that had them down for like $8 million or $11 million. But he just made $40 million in a night before end of year. Yeah.

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And that's before sponsors. That's before his own production company. Like, it's absurd.

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That list, yeah. The Paul brothers, say what you want about them, are incredible businessmen.

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Wait, and then also, so there's WWE. There's Jake Paul and boxing. There's UFC. UFC. There's also like what? MMA. Tyson Fury does. He's the heavyweight boxing champion. Is that this? Heavyweight? No, heavyweight is UFC. UFC.

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it is and there was a UFC fight the next night like a big one right a huge one on Saturday night I wish I watched both of them well I couldn't even watch Netflix but like to watch them both to see what the difference in fighting styles is oh I watched so different so I'll tell you the Jake Paul one first of all you wear gloves that's huge that's like a punch to the face and that's like Cinderella man

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Sure. It's, yeah. It's like jab, cross. Jab, jab, cross. Uppercut. Yeah, exactly. Kickboxing, kind of. And there is a ref so that you can't get your ass beat to filth. The UFC, there is a ref, too. They're not wearing gloves. You can kick. You can jump. You can seriously do whatever the fuck you want. I've seen people jump on other people and suffocate them. It's much more... Violent. Yeah. UFC.

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Okay. Yeah. And then WWE is like all staged.

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It's Total Bellas. It's Total Bellas. Exactly. Understood. And then like the Tommy Fury of it all, which you sent or someone sent me a TikTok that now like the ladies of Tommy Fury are coming out. Some lady said on the podcast that she like slept with Tommy Fury in Dubai and she's like smiling. It literally gave me the heebie-jeebies.

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Some like actual rodent. Like- Went on this British podcast hosted by three dudes. And she was just like, yeah, like they're not in Dubai. Like Tommy had slept with three girls and then me. Like I'm literally the reason that they all broke up.

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You forgot the smile from ear to ear. He slept with three girls and then me.

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shit eating grin on her face. And I think she thought like these three podcast hosts like thought she was like hot and like would think that this was cool. And they're like, really? And like, I just know that they all thought she was disgusting. Like, I hate this bitch so much. Like seriously, I wish her only the worst. She's sitting there like with this just shit eating grin on her face. Like,

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She thinks she's hot shit. And like somebody lied to her several times. And I just actually never wanted to punch someone so much in my life.

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That's not cool that you had sex with Tommy Fury after he slept with three girls and he has a fiance and baby at home. Like we're not impressed.

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What part of it are you feeling prideful about? Is it the fact that you broke up a family? Is it the fact that you were his fourth choice for the night? Like which part is requiring you to be smiling so hard? I'm not sure. I watched that video and I actually felt, you know, no word. Like, you know what? Emotion. Disgust. Yeah. Same. Same.

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Well, that's all the fight news for the weekend. Free girls. That's your fight recap.

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not walking walking to lunch like is my activity of the day every day and there was like a period in time I would love to go look at my steps um I lived pretty close to our studio for like two months straight Ben drove me every single day like the idea of just putting one foot in front of the other was unfathomable and like we sat in so much traffic to go four blocks like I didn't fucking care like I could not move and I need to talk about Ben obviously um

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Yeah, it was like free girls before me. And like, I just fucking hated her. Same. The fight, I just want to say, like, I really enjoyed. Every time there's like an influencer-y fight that's like made into a big like pay-per-view thing, I always enjoy it so much. Not like the fighting part, but a lot of like, there's so many celebrities who come and it's like a fun event to watch.

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Although I don't know who's in charge of programming. I would just love if the main fight didn't start at one in the morning.

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It's really annoying. They have the DCC out there. Yes. We saw all the DC. It was a little bit of a spoiler as to who made it this year because we haven't seen the new season yet. Yeah. But it's also like they post on social media, like we know who made it. Yeah. I knew that my, spoiler alert, my Swirly Reese and Charlie had made it. So that was like all I really cared about. Yeah. Yeah.

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And then, oh, and Ben went to the other fight. Yes. And then the next night there was like UFC, the separate one that a ton of celebrities were at, including Ben. And he, I'm passed out. I went to bed at eight o'clock watching Veep. Actually, I woke up in the middle of the night, like choking on my own throw up. It was actually really crazy. How did Ben get tickets?

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Ben you know okay who'd he go with like he brought his friend Encore like literally people fawning over him like oh no Ben take my free seats take my free seats like you don't understand the power of the BSC did he offer you a ticket Of course, but I was not going.

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Well, when he got home, I was in like a fitful sleep. So when he got home, I was like kind of up and I was so hungry too. So I was like, can you get me a piece of bread and tell me about your night? And he was telling me that he saw Brianna Chicken Fry and I was like really jealous. And not Ben, he's so funny.

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He's like literally texting with Brianna Chicken Fry and like, hey, I'm in this lounge, you wanna meet? Like he didn't just like run into her. He's so like makes magic happen, you know? And then he ran into Kelly Taylor. They had never met. And so Ben was, like, kind of nervous. He was like, I'm going to go up and, like, say that I'm your husband.

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And Kelly was like, oh, my God, of course I know BSC. I'm a swirly. Like, she was everything you could possibly want. So Ben was feeling, like, really high on his own shit. Who else did he tell me he ran into? Like, it was star studded. Like, oh, and then before they went to dinner and there was, like, a new restaurant opening. So that's where Ben went.

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And obviously it was, like, packed with, like, cool people and stuff. I get tagged in like a million TikToks when I get home. And Bethany was at this restaurant opening. And so she's making a TikTok like, come with me to fabulous new restaurant opening. And she like is filming. It's just Ben. So, yeah, Ben spoke to Bethany. Ben met everyone. Ben was out and about.

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And, like, for the most part, I haven't gotten to anything. Like, I just have no energy to go. And whenever Ben gets home, he's like, it's horrible. Nothing's worth going to. And I never feel full. Like, every once in a while. Even when Ben was getting dressed, I was so tired. And so was he. He had had, like, a hard day. And I was like, I said, I'm like, I seriously am so not jealous of you.

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Like, have the best time. Bye. Meanwhile, I got home. I was actually, like, kind of... But just take the era's lesson. No, it's so true. It's so true. It's so true.

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Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Last night was the Governor's Awards 2024. It's the Oscars Governor's Awards. So like the pictures, they're like standing. It's all the celebrities were there standing in front of the red carpet.

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And I'm like, the Oscars weren't on last night, were they? No.

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No, it's the Oscars Governor's Award. They really just, any excuse to get dressed up, these people.

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Do you want to just announce for anyone who's not on social media but only listens to the toast?

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Yeah, so J-Lo was there, Angelina Jolie, Selena, Jennifer Lawrence was there, pregnant, wearing Bottega, a sister in pregnancy for you. I need to keep a list of who I'm pregnant with at the same time. Yeah.

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But like also it'll start coming, like obviously there are people who are, you know, at the end of their run, but like people who are in the same timeline as you, like you'll start finding out soon.

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Yeah, I was like briefly pregnant with Pookie.

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Yes, you were. Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman, do you see last night during Yellowstone how hard they're pushing that new show Landman?

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integral part of this journey and it's so funny when we started like telling a lot of our friends so many of the girls were like oh my god isn't it amazing what your body can do and like how much like our husbands are so useless and they totally are like honestly every time Ben complains like literally last night we ate a lot of Chinese food he's like I'm so nauseous and I was like you're what having said that

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I did see how hard they were pushing that new show.

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Honestly, a little bit. They said that it was premiering after Yellowstone. If I wasn't so tired, I fell asleep right after.

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No, it wasn't. It was a sneak peek. It wasn't a premiere. It was like a preview.

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Oh, okay. The only thing is like Jon Hamm. I don't know why. And I know Jon Hamm is in one of the most critically acclaimed, like best TV shows, Mad Men. Something about him is not like a serious actor to me. I feel like he's always in it being like satirical, like in 30 Rock, you know?

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I don't know why. When I saw he was in it, I was like, oh, this show is not going to be good.

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Also, I feel that way about Demi Moore. Like I feel like the Taylor Sheridan world, it's like he finds people and like new up and coming. And they're like, I don't want people that have been around like doing this. If I know your name. Yeah.

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The thing is, I don't even know a single character.

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Except I'll allow Billy Bob Thornton because he's the land man.

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Agreed. Agreed 1,000%. But when it comes to the Yellowstone characters, I do not know a single, besides for Rip, a single one of their first and last names in real life.

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And also Michelle Randolph is in Land Man. Taylor Sheridan likes her. Yeah, I like her. She's great. I like her too, obviously.

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So that's a big draw for me, but I could just see myself watching for her and then being annoyed that she's not in every scene.

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I don't know. Also like Taylor Sheridan is pissing me off.

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And if I'm going to support another one of his shows, like I don't want it to be this one.

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They're clearly trying to like take the whole Yellowstone audience because the show's ending, but it has the biggest audience like in TV cable history. And they're trying to like put it on another show and they've chosen Landman. And I don't think it's a worthy air.

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The title also makes me laugh. Agreed. And I was saying to Ben last night, I need Taylor Sheridan to go on Joe Rogan. Or like a podcast. Like a long form. Because I feel, I want to know what his motives are, you know? Yeah.

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Would you say Landman is greater than Sandman?

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That piece of shit book you read to your kids?

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Yeah, I would say. I haven't seen Sandman for a while. I think I might have hidden it. I ripped it up and threw it in the garbage. Anyway, more governors at the Governor's Awards.

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Let's just see the swirlies being glamorous.

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What about Kim Zolciak and Chet Wilson? Not pictured, but maybe they just didn't walk the carpet for privacy. Love that Rita Wilson. Now that I'm like, you know, in this phase of my life, love that she'd never changed her name. Rita Wilson Hanks. Yeah. She's Rita Wilson. Like love that.

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Yeah. Yeah. So I guess this is just giving like a little taste of award season. If you're feeling hungry.

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I'm not, but I did like to see everyone looking beautiful. Everybody looks like a clown these days. It's like being ugly is like a competition, and they're all trying to win first place. So to see everyone looking normal and sound of mind, it was a pleasure. Jennifer Lawrence looked absolutely beautiful. She never steps out, and when she does, she doesn't make us regret it.

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Every time I see her, I'm like, we made the right bitch famous. Totally. Totally.

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she's so beautiful yeah she really is and she's got the personality to match which people that beautiful usually don't right because they're the theater kids who shut you out of 13 because they were jealous of your big personality not only that they've never had to rely on anything other than their looks yeah and their talent no let's talk about like models you know yeah yeah yeah are you ready for our next story

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I am some big sports music news sports. Oh yes. Beyonce will perform cowboy Carter songs for the first time during NFL halftime show on Christmas. So on Netflix, can somebody explain it to me?

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So Beyonce will perform songs from cowboy Carter during halftime of the NFL game between the Baltimore Ravens and the Houston Texans on Christmas day at NRG stadium in her Texas hometown details about their performance are scarce. However, Netflix teased in a press release Sunday that it will include some special guests who are featured on

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on her genre-bending country album, which had collaborations with Dolly, Miley, Post Malone, Shaboosie, and more artists.

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As much as a husband can do, Ben has done. Like he has been, and I have not been easy. I don't think that's going to come as a surprise to anyone. I'm usually like very congruous with the woman that we know. I'm usually very bossy from the bed. You know, get me this, get me that, get me this, get me that. times 45. Like seriously, I am an animal.

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Also, Jackie, can you explain it to me?

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No, football on Christmas is on cable. So Netflix is live-streaming the game on Wednesday, December 25th, the Christmas game. Oh, great.

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Another piece of shit we're not going to be able to watch.

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Good luck watching. So wait, the game is also on Netflix? Netflix is live-streaming the game. But that's crazy because... Do they have like a NFL contract? They don't.

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Yeah. Prime does. Prime has Thursday Night Football and then the rest of football is on cable. Well, they maybe made a big bid for the Christmas game. Just one rogue game on Netflix? This makes no sense.

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Netflix does a lot of one rogue. Netflix is like so janky. Unless this is like not an NFL affiliated. It is. But like, could you imagine them paying the Ravens? There are. There are. Oh, you mean not an NFL?

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Like the Ravens and the Texans to play. But there have been non-affiliated like Super Bowl or football performances like outside the stadium. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Like Taylor Swift did that big one in Houston, I think for the Super Bowl. But it was like the day before.

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Yeah. This is different because they are playing football on Netflix.

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The games. I'm so confused. Also speaking of football, you know, Travis's team lost last night. They're now no longer undefeated.

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And they lost to Josh Allen's team. Taylor didn't go to the game. So they lost when she doesn't go, which like, I'm happy for her that they lose when she doesn't go. That like looks good for her. but she didn't like cross paths with Haley. It wasn't.

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Well, that's the other thing. What is the status? This is like a blind spot in my Swifty knowledge. If somebody could leave a comment, what is the status of Haley Steinfeld's relationship with Taylor Swift? Like she was briefly in the girl squad.

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It's obviously non-existent or else they would have like gone to the game to get, they would have been waiting for this game their whole lives. Yes.

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But Taylor couldn't go to the game regardless. Like she's in era's mode. Like she, even though like she had the night off, I think. And the Toronto to Buffalo is a very short flight. She doesn't do that. Like, if she's in a city, she's not leaving.

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Like, she's finishing her... But the last show was on Saturday. And the game was on Sunday.

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Yeah, like, she really could have gone. Yeah, that's weird. But she didn't want to see Hailey. Maybe that's it. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if Hailey was there.

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Oh my god, there are a couple of people like that. Yes, so I shared on my social media yesterday, perhaps you guys aren't aware, but I am with child. I am pregnant. Yeah, that's right. I'm having his baby. And yesterday we finally told people, seriously, you guys have no, not to make everything about me, but today is exclusively about me. So seriously, don't even bother, you know?

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But yeah, the Chiefs lost. The Chiefs lost. Yeah. It was a tough... I actually watched it. It was...

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Good game. Good game. Also, I was going to say back to the other artists with Beyonce, Shabuzy is doing SNL in a few weeks. Shabuzy is doing SNL. With Paul Mezcal as host.

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I like Paul Mezcal. He is a nice looking boy.

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So I've seen the trailer for Gladiators and I'm very open to it. The fuck is Gladiators? The movie Gladiator. They're remaking it. Paul Mezcal. Are they? Yeah. I think it just came out.

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Oh, well, you know, I wanted to go to the movies yesterday and you and your Matt Damon quote like are actually ruining my life. Me and Ben were like, we just want to go like be fat, eat popcorn. Like we don't need to see the best movie. We just need to see something. You guys should see Gladiator. There's nothing playing. The only thing was this like Judy Greer movie, A Christmas Pageant.

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Sounds amazing. And I was like, wow, are we really going to see? No, Jackie, it was like, it's about these like bad kids. It's all about kids. Judy Greer is just like the mom. Like. It looked so stupid to the point where I was like, I don't think we can go. I think you just have to wait one week.

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I know, I know. And I have my Wicked tickets. Your Wickets? I have my Wickets and I'm ready to go.

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And the mood swings, like the hormones, the rage you feel, like at the smallest, like rage. Oh my God. And Ben has not once held it against me. He just like sort of moves on. And I'm so appreciative. And then like every couple of days, I'm like, oh my God, I'm really sorry. And then like the cycle starts over again. I say to Ben like, I would stop if I could.

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Your Tickets, Tickets, Tickets? Well, that's very exciting. It is. Are you ready for our next story?

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No. Oh my God, are you? No. Is it our next story that's brought to you by Too Faced? Yes. All right. So Jackson and I are really excited to be working with Too Faced again. Their viral bestseller, Kissing Jelly Lip Oil Gloss, is the ultimate holiday present this holiday season.

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And they literally make the gift giving so easy because there's actually like a to and from where you can write like a little note written on the packaging. It's really perfect for gifting. It comes in six juicy and nostalgic scents, sour watermelon, bubble gum, grape soda, bean yaculada, raspberry sweet cotton candy. It delivers 12-hour moisture. It has immediate shine.

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It's really comfortable, and it doesn't have that sticky, like, tacky feeling. It's, of course, vegan and cruelty-free, and it's $22. And because they have so many fabulous scents, I thought it would be fun to play a little game with Jax. I'm going to give you a... Okay. A kind of like, let's play like an improv. Okay, I'm telling you where you're going.

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Tell me which of these kissing jelly lip oil gloss scents you are going to wear for the following situations. Okay, let's say you're running errands. Which one are you reaching for?

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Bubblegum. Such a running errands vibe. Would you care to explain yourself? Like it's such a, I might be chewing bubblegum too.

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Casual. Yeah, yeah, I like that. What about like a very chill holiday get together?

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I think raspberry is a good call. I will sort of ask you what you think about pina colada because the pina colada is a clear gloss with a gold shimmer. And I feel like gold shimmer is very holiday.

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It is very holiday. That would be my backup. But I feel like just raspberry, it's the vibes of the holiday. What about a date night? Which one are you reaching for? So then it has to be Zach's favorite flavor, right? He loves a sour watermelon. Loves. But what about birthday kiss?

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Like it's really, it's like a smoochy type of, you know? Okay. For date night? Birthday kiss. Let's say you have like a big holiday work party.

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Ooh, big holiday work. Like for me, I'm going pina colada because of the gold shimmer.

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Right, right. No, you're right. And what about just like classic work?

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Hmm. Like it's a regular day at the office for Jackie O. She's an in-office girl. She's no longer working remote.

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I think sweet cotton candy because it's cool mint blue and I love that smell.

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And last but not least, let's say you're having brunch, very cas, you know, mimosas with the swirlies. Not me, of course. I'll be doing a virgin mimosa with friends and family. Grape soda. Yeah, great scent. I love the concept.

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We were raised on lip glosses with delicious flavors, and I love that they're bringing this back, because I feel like we're all obsessed with lip oils now, looking for that plump, hydrated look. But bringing back that early 2000s nostalgia when we all used to eat our own lip gloss, obsessed. And Too Faced is just a fabulous brand where you can really trust their products.

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I literally can't like, please leave me alone. He has been so wonderful and shout out to him. Although, you know, if he complains like one more fucking time and just seeing, there've been so many things that I wasn't expecting, right? Like, oh my God, I'm like, I can't even finish a thought. I have so many things to say.

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Like, how could we address something so rudimentary? We just needed to address the twins in the room. Are the twins in the room with us? Right here. Oh, I'm not having twins. Sad. You guys know that that was definitely like something I was like potentially looking forward to.

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Although I am on a side of TikTok where like girls are talking about how they found out that there was a second baby at like 25 weeks. So like there's still hope for me. And that would explain like why I'm rapidly gaining weight. But...

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You never know. It's not completely off the table, but it's not currently on. Our next story is some fun celeb hookup news because Kristen Cavallari is sharing that she hooked up with Jason Statham and Morgan Wallen, her friend claims. So Kristen and Justin put out a video. You have to watch. They did that trend of like suspect is blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to do that.

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No, and we're going to like thoroughly break this down. Like on Patreon, Turdi is sat, but that is for later this week. So now just give us the thoughts that you're thinking.

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Claudia, they fucking roasted each other. It was so funny and so honest. And in that video, we learned that she has hooked up with Morgan Wallen and Jason Statham. Okay, I love Kristen Cavallari for this. This is what Justin Anderson said about her. Suspect let Morgan Wallen hurt her feelings and she kept going back.

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And then about Jason Statham, suspect's hottest hookup that she's never told anyone about was Jason Statham is what Justin Anderson said.

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I feel like there are certain people in Hollywood, and Kristen Cavallari is definitely one of them, who are really pretty, have been famous for a long time, and have definitely hooked up with a lot of celebrities. And I feel like people like that are never giving us enough information. And I guess that's how you stay hooking up with celebrities is by not being a blabbermouth.

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But the absolute gossip girl in me needs to know who certain people have hooked up with. And the fact that we are now getting this tiny bit of really juicy information, like the Morgan Wallen one is so crazy to me. I love this. I need more young, hot things in Hollywood to tell us who they're hooking up with.

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Or have hooked up with. Now that Kristen, she said she doesn't want to date celebrities anymore. She just wants a regular degular. So she's not jeopardizing her opportunities to hook up with celebrities. For future hookups. She'll let us know.

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When I went on this journey and when I would picture my life pregnant, there were a couple of things I was like, Oh, that'll be hard. Obviously one of them was like not drinking. I'm very social. I love to drink. Let me tell you, that's been the easiest part. Like I don't miss drinking at all. Like hate, hate, hate. I was actually really worried.

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This video was so funny. You have to watch it.

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I need to watch it. Well, she lives in Nashville, by the way, so it makes sense. I feel like if you're like a pretty girl who lives in Nashville, like you've hooked up with Morgan Waller. Or you've like had a chance.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like if you're an ugly girl. It's really shocking because also like he's married with children now. And he is like a movie star.

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Yeah. Like he doesn't even live in the States. Like he is a global movie star. So go Kristen. Go Kristen, go. I wonder what phase of her fame, like Laguna Beach era, well not Laguna Beach, she was a minor.

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Like a while ago, because like I said, he's married with kids. Right, and then she was married, so it must have been before. Yeah, I think it was pre all that. And then also don't forget, even though we just think of Kristen and Jay Cutler and he's just like her ex-husband who's annoying, he was Jay Cutler.

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Oh no, I don't forget that he's kind of like a Patrick Mahomes type, you know? Right, right. So just a little. I love like a marriage, an actual marriage between like a mega star and a star athlete. Mostly football. I don't know why I have like a special place. I'm trying to think like who else. Who else made a good marriage? In football? Yeah, with like a celebrity. Olivia Colbo?

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Yes, Russell Wilson and Ciara. Yeah, but Olivia Colbo's new. I mean like who's been together. Now they're like an institution. Russell Wilson and Ciara. That's a really good one. Although is he retired? I can't remember. I feel like back in the day, who's Tony Romo married to?

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He is married to Chase Crawford's sister. Sister, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, it is a good one. Also, it was not football that I was just thinking. Oh, like Kate Upton and Justin Verlander.

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Perfect example. Oh, my God, I can't talk. Joanna Garcia Swisher. And Nick Swisher. And Nick Swisher. That's a good one. That's a good one. There's good ones in baseball, too. Yeah. Oh, our favorites. Hannah Jeter and Derek Jeter. Our favorites. They're an institution. I like them a lot. That's a good one.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh, bidding is such sweet sorrow. A little Biana chicken fry news. Biana? Rihanna. Miss Chick is allegedly... Miss Chick. Miss Chick is threatening to release video of Zach Bryan allegedly abusing her. Do it, do it, do it. So she claims she has a video of her ex Zach Bryan abusing her.

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She threatened to release the supposed footage on Sunday morning after the country singer is posting images of her cat on social media. So she took to TikTok to say, if that man doesn't stop sharing pictures and videos of her cat, she'll post a video of him whipping shit at my face.

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So I guess he's been like posting to taunt her. And I'm not sure what the origins of this cat are. I don't know if it was a cat they got together, if it was a cat Brianna. Because they both had a lot of pets. And the pets that they brought into the relationship, as far as I know, left with them. Like Brianna left with her dog and I think a cat too.

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But maybe this is a cat that they like fostered together. I'm not sure. But Brianna has been saying like it's her cat and he stole it from her. And I guess he's like taunting her. The only thing he can really do, he has nothing like to say against her. And so he's just torturing her with the pictures of this cat.

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That was definitely something that like I think pushed off my decision to like, I love to go out and socialize. I'd love to have a cocktail. Like it's such a part of my life that I couldn't even imagine my life without that. And seriously, you guys, if you're worried about it, it's not like you will not miss it. Like it seriously makes me sick to even think about it.

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And, you know, he sure shut up after that. Yeah, because she had said previously, I miss Stump so much. I want to fucking kidnap him. But when Zach left and didn't tell me anything, he took Stump out of spite. He didn't even like cats. His dog, Jack, hates cats. She said, my dog, Boston, loves cats. I love cats. Can someone steal the cat back for me?

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The animals throughout this have been one of the hardest parts. I just think about Boston and Jack and Stump. I think about Stump every night.

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Oh my God, we need to get this cat back. Yeah. Well, I think she should make more threats. Obviously, this is a person who... I think responds to this type of like violent and aggressive behavior. It's like that's his method of communication. So I would threaten to put it all out there if the cat isn't left on my doorstep by 9 p.m. tonight. Of course, Dave commented, do it.

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I commented, even if he stops posting the cat, you should post it. Yeah. Like I know and I think that she is... slowly like rolling back this line of thinking because you could tell in the first episode you talked about it and then in the second there was already like a shift.

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But when you really were in a relationship with someone that you love, even if they did wrong to you, you still have this like odd need and want to protect them. And I'm sure she has things on her phone that could like seriously destroy. And she needs to start, she maybe, okay, she doesn't have to post it, whatever. She needs to start using it to her advantage.

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I like this concept of making threats. I think it's an effective way of communicating with seriously like, diabolical manipulative pieces of shit. They respond to that sort of, they almost respect it. And I love this. I really do. And I think it's a brilliant approach and I think it will be quite effective.

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Yeah. Also for like on the Brianna's personal life front, she's really been like living, enjoying life. I think she posted a video and like some guys like cozying up to her. She's been sharing on TikTok about this guy, Australian. She's just like fighting back in the comments. Yeah.

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So this is a guy she's been sharing on TikTok. She's calling him the Aussie guy. I think he's Australian. I think she met him at a bar a couple of nights ago and he's in New York for a week and they're just hooking up. She's being very open about what that is. But she's out every night. She's staying at a hotel in New York looking for an apartment. Looking fabulous, going to fabulous events.

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I mean, Dana White gave her tickets to the UFC. So it wasn't like that she went to that fight that she saw Ben at like for fun. Like she's like a big celeb now. They hooked it up. She was sitting two rows behind the president, one row behind Miles Taylor. Like she's at that level. Like she's a celeb.

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She's living her best life, as they say. No, it's fabulous. And no one deserves it more. But someone commented on her TikTok, that was fast. And she said, well, I was cheated on my whole relationship. So yeah. Even if she wasn't, okay?

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Shut up. What if you actually shut the fuck up? I think the world would be an amazing place if you did that. Just a thought. Love this journey for her. And I think it's also made people realize like how really radio silent she had went on social media during her relationship. She would post every now and then, but now she, you forget she's a content creator by trade.

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Now she's posting like content creators who three to five times a day. And people are like, oh my God, I miss this side of you. This is what she became popular for. Like going out every night, fashion, makeup, personality.

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And I knew I'd have to cut back on certain things, but there's two things specifically that like I am living without that I am really deeply struggling with. And I'm one of them, like I am cheating. Okay. The first is Advil. In general, like over-the-counter medication, I'm very much like, I'm a big customer of Big Pharma. Like I take, I buy everything.

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And, and she's so bad. Yeah. You can, and she's having fun and she deserves fun after what she's been through. She deserves fun. Yeah.

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Those are the fast five. Let's quickly dive into the Yellowstone recap. Episode two of the final season aired last night. Not much happened, although it was an enjoyable episode.

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Like I found myself enjoying every minute of it. Me too. I have a question. Once again, did I miss something on the TV? Nope. Okay. Because one day... I was looking out for it this time. One day it's six months before, six weeks before, and then the next day... One day John's alive, but we don't see him. One day Rip is walking, and the next day he's walking back to the ranch.

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I'm like, oh, Lloyd's probably shocked to see you. What, you need a horse because of the snake bite? No.

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Ben was so confused, and I made it a point to have to point out to him, they didn't do six weeks before. And the thing is, they keep going back and forth in time, and usually there's like a big indicator that we're back in the future. And that would be Kevin Costner. Because half the show, he's alive. Right. So where are you?

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If he's not there. Or even then it cuts to Beth in a black dress. I thought she was going to the funeral. But like, okay, clearly we're somber now. What is that? I need it spelled out for me.

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What day of the week is it? I do want to say best part of the episode, dropping that wench Piper Parabo off at the airport. Like when I thought when she was walking to the airport and then she turned around, I'm like, do not turn around, go to the airport, please leave. Like I could not stand her. Not that idiot, not even being on house arrest.

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I'm just worried this is not how her story ends because why would they have the actress Piper Parabo be in the last season for only three minutes? Like they could have just like not paid her for this season and not had her. I completely forgot about her. I know.

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But she's so unnecessary and she's so random. Yeah. That exchange between her and Beth, like, was really funny. But, like, I need her out of the state immediately. Oh, my God, wait. Am I just, like, really emotional and pregnant? Or when Rip said he'd never left the state before, like, did you also cry? I didn't cry, but my heart. Like, you felt. Squeezed.

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I love this man. Like I would do anything for him. Yeah. No, I wanted to know. So they were obviously like so happy when they went down to four sixes for the night. Yeah.

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And then they're really trying to highlight like a shift in the culture between Montana and Texas, how Texas is like a state that really embraces and like harnesses agricultural and like farming and they make it, you know, everybody respects it. And in Montana, because of all these like bureaucracy and tourism and big companies, it's a dying job. Right. Right.

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And so it seems like Beth is starting to like maybe see a future for them. Yeah. And then John dies. So like, I don't know if that propels her forward into the future or like takes her back. Like maybe it's like, oh, we could have had this, but now we can't.

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Yeah. I don't know either, but it's nice to see her having some ideas because somebody needs to do something.

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And it was also nice to hear from Casey. Like we, even last week we struggled to like place Casey within the family. Like, is he supposed to take over? What's he about? And he, and he literally said like what he's about, which is that I like the ranch work, but I never wanted to take this over. Yeah.

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Whenever I have the smallest ailment, it's an Advil, it's an Aleve, it's an Excedrin. I've got them all. Love all of them. Have been living without. And, like, all my little ailments, they're really starting to take me down. Like, I'm not okay.

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And now it's like on Tate. And obviously it's like a big question to ask a kid who seriously has said three words in his whole life. But it seems that like he's having the same sort of feelings. Like I like working here. I don't want to like run it. But my God, it seems like nobody wants to work these days. Bitch, it's a family business. Some people would kill for this. Get up. Yeah. Get to work.

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Yeah. No, that scene, and I'm sorry, I really don't like his wife. Like, she is just, and she doesn't do anything wrong. And I feel like even recently, like, she really has, like, leaned into the Dutton life. And I think that she straddles her two worlds very well.

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I just, like, find, maybe it's her haircut. Like, I find her insufferable. Yeah, and I always just feel like she's, like, making things really, like, emotionally weighted for Tate. Like, just saying stuff. Like, your dad just pulled over. Ben said the same thing when they pulled over. He just pulled over on the side of the road. You could have been like, oh, he had to take a call.

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Instead, it's like, when your father's quiet. Yeah, Jackie. Ben literally was like, that's probably the wrong thing to say to your kid. I'm like, for sure. But he's going through a lot. He's just a kid. Like, you don't have to put all this emotional weight on him. You could have just made up an excuse for why he pulled over.

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Jackie, she didn't have to make one up. He literally said, I have to download something on my phone for work. Hang on. Okay. Sorry, honey. He had to download something for work on his phone. We'll meet him at the house. That was a really weird scene.

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But that's just like classic her. Like, they do the floors and it's like...

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Every house is home. Yeah, yeah. It's just like, the floors are great. She's so serious. She's so serious. I also hate that bitch for market equities. Like, when she was getting her pussy ate on that table, I was like, girl, this is literally like a government building because you put your dress back on. Yeah, this is Wendy's. I was like, get your pussy off the table.

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She obviously like sees Jamie for the like loser that he is. How can she even muster up? A kiss?

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Yeah. But she obviously like, she sees a nice future for herself. So she's putting out.

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Oh, you think that's what it is? Or she's like, and what I also don't understand is like, why would a woman like this, like literally give herself mind, body, soul, everything to like this company? Like that she's pouring herself out for the company. I don't think she's going to stay with Jamie.

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I think once this is all said and done, she moves on and then like seduces the next man who's in the way.

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No, because Jamie's like so easy. Like if he becomes the governor so easy, then she's like the governor's wife. Like I could see her doing this. Yes, for the company, but more so for herself.

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Yeah, that is really hard. It's an adjustment. Not being able to take medication. You can take Tylenol, but why would you waste your time? Yeah. Have you taken anything? I had to take Advil after my cerclage when I was in so much pain. And Dr. Fox told me I could take Advil, and so I did. And was it amazing? Yeah. It was so necessary.

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No, but she's not pursuing the wifey route. She would already have a ring on her finger. She's just manipulating him for the company. And it's like, girl, why do you care so much about this company? They could fire you.

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I feel like she's just manipulating him because she can. By the way, and when Beth choked her, obsessed.

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No, but I'm telling you, like, it doesn't end in marriage for the two of them or else she already would have manipulated Jamie into proposing to her.

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yeah she's really just like using him for market equities it is really nice to see Casey like do something for once in his life you know he's always just sort of like letting life pass him by yeah like even him making that phone call I was like finally oh so you have contacts yeah where the hell have they been but I think that's also just like as a man now that his father is gone like he has to step up to the plate he's the man of the family so he's gotta call his contacts and download his app

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That rattlesnake thing, like, I was like, I'm gonna have nightmares for life. I thought she already was bitten. Oh, so did I, which is better than what it ended up being. Like, not her laying there, laying in fear for how long? Yeah. I just about passed away. Yeah, that was shocking. No, and I don't remember how they picked, like, who goes to Texas and who doesn't.

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But, like, the way I would be so relieved. Like, that kid is crying in the bunkhouse, Becky Ellison. Bitch, you could be in Texas. Stop crying. No, and the MVP of the show is Gator the Cook. Oh, he is just a delight. It's clear that because John is not in the show anymore, they've beefed up other people's scenes.

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Like we got so much Beth and Rip and we got so much of like the cowboy humor and like, and I love it.

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Like where was this content all along? John was sucking all the energy out of the room. And also I think they were making a show like more for TV and less for like the cowboys across America watching. And I think they realized like, no, Like it's the people who are shown on the show who love the show. Like, let's do more of this. That even showing that work, that like that Smith.

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Yes. Last week. And by the way, last week, I, they, people were writing in the comments. He is actually a real, a real work.

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And he had passed away. The episode was, was dedicated to him. That's who that was.

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Oh, that's really sweet. He was like a famous Texas blacksmith. Yeah. You can, you can say even like the high, I love the highway scene with Beth and the police officer. And it's like, that did nothing to move the storyline except just like, like, no, it's at the scene. Yeah. And it's just like nice dialogue and appreciation for our cattle ranchers. And you know what?

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We don't appreciate our ranchers enough. I can say that. I don't. No, we don't. I don't think about where my piece of steak comes from. I had beef stew last night. I wasn't thinking about the rancher that rounded up the cattle and took him to Texas for brucellosis.

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I meant to say this last week, too. Every time the episode ends and it's executive producer Kevin Costner, I'm like, get the hell out of here.

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You can't take credit for this. You obviously don't love it enough.

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You didn't even show up. How can you have been an EP? Because he like signed on from the beginning. He's in it since the beginning. In name only. He's an executive producer in name only. But like the brucellosis is really cramping my style. I agree. I need those fucks to get back to Montana. Are parked up in the desert because they want to be.

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Like Taylor Sheridan, the actual man, like offered them to stay in bunkhouses, but they want to be sleeping with the snakes.

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No, Jackie, they didn't offer it. It's like, it's a part of his service. Like you can pay extra. They paid for the land. They're paying to rent just to get through the season. And it would have made it more. They're on an extremely budgeted travel agenda. They can't pay for the bunkhouses too. That's like, you know, getting an upgrade at a hotel. I guess so.

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Like, I know some bitches in... And in hindsight, like, that I was only taking Advil after, like, a surgery that, like, leaves you in as much pain as, like, childbirth where you get, like, the horse pills. It made a dent. But anyways, I'll just say, like, it was fine.

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Just seems that it seems like they want to be sleeping in the dirt. I mean, why they aren't sleeping in their cars is beyond me. There's a truck right there. I can't get in. Go lay down. Yeah. Even when Rip was like, I can't leave. And she was like, we're going to hotel. Sleep in Beth's car. Yeah.

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It's a little, it's a little much. Yeah. They're like making it hard for themselves. They're making it harder than it needs to be. And like, why are they so far? Why don't you park up next to the bunkhouse or like a close by? They like really want to be so remote. Yeah.

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Yeah, how are they charging their phones? I was thinking about that. Because Rip keeps picking up the phone. True. Maybe a car charger. Maybe there's a generator or something in the car.

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Definitely a generator. Definitely. Yeah, because the gator's got a gate. Gator's got a gate. Maybe solar power.

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Yeah, yeah. You know that house in the East Camp that Casey and his wife are building?

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Like, I need that house. Yeah, but like, no neighbors for miles. And it's just you guys. Yeah. You have to really like your wife, which I think he does. Yeah, no, or you could get eaten by a bear and like no one would know.

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But you'd have a nice house. You'd have quiet. In this economy, like owning land, it's worth a couple of bears. Worth a couple of billion as the show is foretelling. And they still just won't sell it, right? And I know why, but it's better than it being taken from them. That's true. I don't know. And their financial situation does confuse me a little bit.

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Like, Beth is riding around in a Bentley, buying everyone hookers and hotel rooms, flying everyone out. Meanwhile, they're broke.

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Beth has money from her job previously when she, like, shorted stock. Like, she's rolling in it. The ranch work season, like, it sustains itself just barely, but that's, like, what ranch life is. You make just enough to, like, get to the next season. But, yeah, like, remember when they had a helicopter? Yeah. Where is the doctor?

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Yeah, like, are these people rich or poor? I can't tell. Yeah. They have so much staff, drivers. They're not liquid. They're not liquid. All right. Well, that's the Yellowstone recap that honestly was better than the actual episode. So there's that. That's our show, you guys. Oh, tomorrow we have a guest. We've been teasing it for quite a bit. We'll announce it later today.

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I know that there are, like, some bitches who, like, Postmates... like Jimmy John's to the delivery room, I will be postmating Advil. Actually, I don't even need to postmate it.

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I'm really excited about it. I actually watched the episode yesterday because I had like some edits to make. It was so good. Like reliving it again. You guys are really going to love it. So I'm excited for that. And if that's all. That is all for today.

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Claudia, they give you the high prescription Advil after childbirth. And that's what we deserve.

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That's what we deserve. I love Advil so much. I can't believe it. Like the 600 milligram tablet. And I'm really aware of how much Ben takes it because he goes into the bathroom and I hear the bottle rattle. He's always got something, a headache, sinuses. And that has been something I didn't foresee, like really challenging.

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Now, the other challenge, I would say my greatest challenge that I have not been able to really stay away from, but I tried really hard, is soda. Mm-hmm. Obviously, I love soda. Everybody knows that about me. And I always thought like, you know, if I had to live without soda, I could, but like, I don't want to. I actually cannot live without it.

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I agree, but you just hit him with a we finally told people. Oh, my God. Ew, I did. You're a we? I'm not a we. I feel even stronger about the lack of we now that I've been through this. Me. But I guess we did tell people yesterday because Ben was calling up. I had a couple of people to call. Oh, my God. Ben was like, all right, I got to call. How many friends do you have?

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First of all, it has all of the things that I as a pregnant person need, like bubbles for the nausea, the burping, the taste is so good, and the caffeine. One thing I'm having a major aversion to, which has been really challenging, is coffee. Like... You said the day I got pregnant that I have to throw my coffee made away because it's like cancer in a bottle.

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It's not even sold in other countries. Like it's biohazardous.

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And if you guys are curious, I am on the Jackie O wellness plan. So I listened to what Jackie says. And then Margo introduced me to Chobani. And so like right before I got pregnant, I was like, okay, this Chobani is a fine substitute. The Chobani, like there are a couple of things that I... Can I fuck with post-pregnancy, post-whatever you want to call it, conception. Chobani. Gilmore Girls.

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Like, some things just make me. Have you been making that noise yet? Of course. Every time I take out the trash. And by the way, taking out the trash is no longer my job. Like, it's. Was it your job before? Yeah, I'm literally, I'm the housemaid. I do everything. But Ben has completely taken on garbage. I, and once the garbage gets even remotely full, take it out. I can smell it from my bedroom.

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Get it out. Yeah. But certain things, and I don't know what it is. My hand soap, oh my God, I'm so mad. Like right before I got pregnant, I wanted to like really fancify my apartment. And I got all new hand soap and matching cream from The Way, you know, the hair company. I went somewhere that had The Way cream. I was like, I mean, The Way soap. I'm like, oh my, this is amazing.

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Got it from my home. If Ben washes his hands in the other room, I could smell it. I say, get back in the shower. I say, get in the shower, use Dawn. certain things have like seriously crippled me. And the Chobati creamer is one of them. I actually, I'm having a little bit right now because like I need, I haven't had coffee in months, like a full proper coffee.

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I can't remember the last time I finished coffee.

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No, trying to find the right hand soap is a journey. And then you will like, you just need unscented. That's why now we use like those Dove hand soaps in my house. That was a result of like pregnancy, trying to find a hand soap that didn't make me want to vomit. We went to Blackberry Farm. Everything smelled so good. I was like, I want everything from here. It didn't smell as good.

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You know, I travel now around my house with my body wash because I actually like the smell of my body wash. And that's what I wash my hands with. And if Ben needs soap, I say, go get the body wash. Like we are just working with what we have.

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Yeah, it's so crazy, the little things.

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And you forget, I would have forgotten all these things.

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No, and let me tell you, I feel like I've had a very, and I'll get into this more deeply because I think a lot of people were like really surprised that I was pregnant because I've had like a pretty complicated relationship with like when I felt like I was going to be ready. Right. And I've never really been afraid of being a mom. Like I just know like seriously, I'm going to crush it.

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Like these kids love me. Like, oh my God, could it be more entertaining? Yeah. But the concept of pregnancy, like I've always found really intimidating, really daunting and really unappealing. Like everything I've heard and I've seen, I'm like, you know what? No, like I'm good. And now that I'm on the other side of it, like I can tell you it is that bad. Like it really, really is.

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And everybody tries to prepare you and there's really no. And if I meet one more bitch, how are you feeling? Totally fine. Totally fine. I've been feeling great. Oh, no, I'm really not nauseous at all. You mean pregnant people who say that? Yes, I can't. And you know what? There were a couple of people in my life who knew how I felt.

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And they were like, listen, by the way, it really wasn't that bad. I felt totally fine. And I was like, you know what? Maybe I'll be one of those girls. Yeah. Maybe I'll be one of those girls. And I found out I was pregnant so early. Like how, what, three weeks? Eight days before my missed period. I just took a test because I was going to have a drink. Like I wasn't even expecting.

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So I have known for so long. Where was I going with this thought? Oh, and the first couple of weeks, I felt nothing because I wasn't even supposed to know I was pregnant yet. And I was like, you know what? I'm one of those girls. I was working out. Me and Hillary doing the soda. And I was like really eating well and feeling good. And I was like, oh my God, I... Like it skipped me.

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And it was a collab post, so it was a wee. It was a wee. We finally told people, you guys, seriously, nobody knows how hard this has been for me.

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Like I'm crushing. And I was really ready to like lean in, you know, really be like Courtney.

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You're going to be one of them who like does yoga throughout your pregnancy.

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And who loves being pregnant. Like I'm going to be Courtney Kardashian. Cut to like seriously three weeks later, I'm Kim pregnant with North. Like I'm not okay. I'm huge. I'm sick. Like I'm feeling every little thing. Like there's two types of pregnancies, Courtney and Kim. And I'm having a Kim pregnancy. And because I found out so early.

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You were never, even if you were having like a, an actual Courtney pregnancy, like you would respond to it as a kid.

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No, Jackie, let me tell you, you know, I really tried. Like I really, really tried. And I remember like, I must've been four weeks pregnant and I'm like walking to the elevator with Ben. And I was like, this is so special. Like this is probably the only time, like so many times you're pregnant and then you have to like raise your other kids, right? I can't fucking imagine. Oh my God.

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Sounds horrible. So this is one of the only times in my life that we'll be able to just really enjoy it and I'm feeling good. Jackie, I tried. I tried to be positive. I tried to lean in to my feminine side.

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We've got mountains to move but it doesn't feel like a Monday because it's a very exciting Monday to be sat. Because we're feeling joyful. We're feeling joyful. I can't even imagine how you're feeling. I'm just going to throw to Turdy because it's Turdy's big day. Let me tell you how I'm feeling.

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Like, I... I think those who know you, and that's literally everyone who listens to the show knows you inside and out, like, knows that this was probably... so hard for you on so many levels.

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No, thank you. Okay. Well, the good news is, as you are now in your second trimester, things will start to look up. Yeah, I can't even- And they will get better before they get worse.

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I can't even really complain about how I feel. Right now, I'm so tired. I slept from nine to seven. All I do is go to sleep. But compared to like how I felt like during the Jewish holidays was like some of the worst, worst timing for me. I can't even complain. But I am looking forward. I'm feeling a lot more like myself.

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And I do think telling people, I don't think I realized how much it was stressing me out. It was just kind of consuming like everything I said on the podcast. Could it be taken misconstrued?

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I was about to post something the other day and I was like, I feel like that might be like a... virtue signal to pregnancy. And then you told me it was because I've been eating so much cereal. So I was like, I was going to post a story like kind of obsessed with cereal. In my cereal era. Yeah, and the box of honeycomb said post on it. And I wanted to be like Marjorie Post.

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And then I was like, hmm, is this a sign? That is a pregnancy craving. So I just don't think I realized like how much of a toll it was really taking on me. And I really wanted to surprise people and like, you know, ward off evil eye. Like we have so many like disgusting cunt haters. Like I just, I don't think I realized how much it really

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was weighing on me and how much better I feel already, just like having been able to tell people. And of course, like the attention, the likes, the engagement, it does not hurt. I didn't know that many people could see. The press. I didn't know that many people could see my posts. Where have you guys been all my life?

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So good to know that your phones do work and that I do come up for you, but you've just been largely ignoring me. That's totally fine.

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It's totally fine. How's it going on TikTok for you? Because I know that Instagram like is very like mama friendly. It is. And like mama content really... Gets out there to the masses.

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Yeah, I don't think that I am like big in the mom community on TikTok yet. So I'm just, I think I'm sort of migrating over there. I've only posted one thing. It did perform pretty well, but I got to get in with those girls, you know? You got to get in the algo. Yeah, in the algo, if you will. Oh, and I have something I want to say now.

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It's the hardest secret I'd ever had to keep. And seriously, when you and Olivia had both gotten pregnant, there's something special about the first time. Every time is special, of course, but the first time really hits different. And you had told me, I remember struggling so much. I actually got drunk and told a couple of people. I didn't even keep the secret well.

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And I'll just sort of, I'll wait for everyone who yelled at us for leaving the Eris tour early. I'll wait for you guys to apologize. And also I need to give like major shout out and credit to my sister, Jackie, who took the entire fall for it. When it was me, I was so sick. Probably the biggest mistake I made in my first trimester was going to the Eris tour.

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And that day I was- You tried not to though. I was so sick. And I tried not to go and shout out to Jackie's neighbor, Randy, because I gave her my ticket and then I took it back because we were down there with our friend Margo, different Margo, who didn't know at the time. She was like, you're not coming. We flew down here for it. And I was like, I'm so sick. And she was like, who fucking cares?

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Like, get up. And I was like, oh, OK. And then Ben was like, yeah, you should go. We flew all the way down here. Everybody was giving me bad advice.

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Not me. I already called Randy. I already gave your ticket away so that you couldn't go back on it. And then she went back on it.

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And then 10 minutes later, like I took it back and I'm really sorry, Randy. That was like actually unbelievably uncool of me. And I've been meaning to tell you to like explain to her why I took the ticket back.

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Okay. So I decided to go and I had a good time, but like halfway through, I really started to break down. Like heat, sweat, nausea, exhaustion. Like I don't even know. And by the end I was texting Ben. I was like, and it was still this huge walk to the car. I was breaking down the next day. I slept the entire day. I felt so sick. I actually had such a pit. I was like, what am I doing?

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Like, this is so like much more important than a ticket. Like I felt really silly. Um, and then when we started getting so much hate about leaving early, I was like, Oh, these bitches don't even, Oh, and they obviously assumed it was Jackie, like hater Jackie hating every minute of it. When it was literally me, I was like, can we leave earlier? But we couldn't, our friend Margo didn't know.

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It's Jackson. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.

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bus club another club bus turned up that's what i was gonna say yes turning the dial up in which case my weekend was for delicious i turned the dial up you put on a gown and got your hair and makeup done i did i had a wedding this weekend it was a whole wedding weekend it wasn't the wedding was last night yeah i was out till midnight yeah i was i fulfilled my i fulfilled my lifelong destiny of being a designated driver and i took my job so seriously i was so excited i

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Yeah, nobody acted guiltier than the Christmas photo.

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I'm sorry, like a thousand percent. But I'm just saying like nobody acted guiltier than that person and he was innocent.

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You either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain.

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No, we don't. But I'll put it in there because I literally was in a whole this like I was so unplugged from whatever's going on in the world. And then this morning I was like, oh, I didn't really miss that much.

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I actually did so much swimming this weekend. I felt like coach. Also, you know that I'm a water sign. Have we talked about this? Because I always say like Claudia is a water sign and she loves swimming because she's a water sign. Yeah, you are too. I'm a water sign.

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Yeah, but maybe my water sign-ness manifests itself in a different way other than like swimming, you know? Maybe it has to do with like drinking water. Like maybe there are other ways to be water sign.

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So everybody in the pool, in the ocean, at the hotel is born in the same month?

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Wait, how do you see that? That's really crazy. Like, how do you see just yesterday? Okay, so. Settings.

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like having a hard time oh wow she's really like embracing her grandma today I know how to do the search when like it's muscle memory I don't know how to do the search okay just like pull down so what am I searching screen screen time the first one that comes one word or two I see two oh my god see all app and website activity I'm scared to ask where that oh I see make scared to ask a question okay

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Because the wedding was driving distance from us. And I was like, I got this. Like Tesla and I. Hold my beer. Zach, I'll hold your beer. You have a great time. I'm driving home. In all of my years, I've always been meant to be a designated driver because a lot of times I don't drink and I can never do it. But you don't drive. I don't drive.

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Wait, I'm swipe. Oh, six hours and 51 minutes. Oh, that's Monday, March 10th. What day is that? So keep going. Oh, that's a weekday, of course. I'm a busy lady.

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Three hours and 30 minutes yesterday. Wow, that's really good. That's pretty good, yeah. And I got ready for like two hours. I was in glam.

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No, no. Let's do the ads to break it up. Correct. And then just know you are welcome to dilly dally throughout the show.

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No, it's so good. And it's like just when you thought Bruno Mars was out of the game. I never thought that. That there'll never be like an Uptown Funk wedding song moment. Aptop.

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So this was actually the first opportunity I had to be like a true DD. And I took my job very seriously.

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Yeah. Well, that's also the case. But no, I got, I had my opportunity last night.

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He did. And I'm so glad for him. And like when the table was like table shots, I was like, you're doing table shots. Like I'm driving.

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I just think someone should just clip that out of context. You know? Like, what is this show about?

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And at the end of the day, it's so funny. Cause I was at a wedding this weekend and like, you talk a lot. Did somebody ask you that? No, you talk a lot about like what you do though. And like how it's going. And I just want to say again, people are like, Oh, like nobody wants this. Like, yes.

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Yeah. Oh yeah. That's cause that could be rude. Yeah.

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Oh, okay. So that's awkward. Because I was going to say it's about sisterhood.

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It's love. Okay, here are a couple single words that I would use if I had to. And then we can all vote, okay?

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No, but we sit here every day and love is in the air.

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I think actually comedy is a great way to describe it. We're in the right category for ourselves. Yeah. Not if we want to hit number one every day. We should head on down to government.

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I do a podcast with my sister. It's a daily show. It's really funny. I always say my sister Claudia is so funny. So it's a comedy show. And we do entertainment news. I say we talk about everything, pop culture, TV, everything under the sun, but mostly ourselves. That's really my elevator pitch.

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He wasn't like that level, but he had a buzz on. He was different. But he wasn't like all the way.

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No, but I didn't say one word. Sorry. This is my elevator pitch.

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I actually don't think it has to do with us. Like people voice over crazy people all the time. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think it's because like we're so crazy. I would like an explanation. Me too. Like what I saw on Reels.

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oh yeah it was actually such a fun wedding and like not to center myself but it was the most amazing wedding for me it was because you like the way you look no no not even it wasn't a Moroccan wedding so it wasn't like they can all be it wasn't your favorite kind of wedding but actually we went to this wedding because Zach's one of his best family friends was getting married so we were invited as family friends I'm just Zach's plus one right I'm just the wife of the family I mean you're so much more

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Just when you think we're going to go right, we go left.

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Like, if you never told me she deleted it, I would never know.

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And you know what? The fact that they did it was exciting to me.

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Yeah, but it wasn't properly synced, and maybe that's why.

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Our first story is something that I know you want to talk about, so it's moved to the number one story when it was not even in the Fast Five, and that's that Kyle Juszczyk agrees to a two-year deal with the 49ers. So, after a very dramatic few days of Kyle Juszczyk leaving the 49ers, after eight years of playing there and being team captain, and really, you know, the

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like playing all different positions and really being a core member of the team. He has been signed back to the 49ers for a two year contract of what was it? $8 million. Yeah.

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Yeah, I agree. It's actually a really cute thing that they did. And I don't think it has to do with the fact that another team wanted him. But that's because that's why they like gave him away. They're like, we don't want him. So they shouldn't be mad that someone else does. But honestly, it's like pretty like it's pretty swirly to like bring him back.

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And like they usually don't operate on emotions. No, that's why this is so rare. And I think like in general, they shouldn't. But there's exceptions to every rule. And I think that this was a really good exception and the right thing to do. And it's a happy ending. Yeah.

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Whoever made this decision hates Sydney Warner because they just want to make her look like a clown. I wouldn't even be surprised if they did this whole experiment as a test for her. And she failed.

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I know nothing about her. Like, first of all, she doesn't get along with everyone. She posts. It's not even like she's a victim because she's like posting nasty stuff. So she's got to be brazen.

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And maybe she'll just go back to doing what she was doing, which was not being around the girls. Like, OK, and what's the difference if they hate you a little more and you're still not around them?

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Well, Olivia Colpo, your pregnancy buddy.

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I want to say I think we were a welcome reprieve from the stressful conversations. Probably all of his texts were like, man, what are you going to do? Right. And then you get this fun text like, Ty, imagine you're a deer.

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than that you know you're a businesswoman a mother but in this way i'm just there because zach's family's invited and i'm his plus one yes however his family friend happened to be marrying a guy who went to colgate who i know whose sister went to colgate so it was such a colgate wedding i knew more people there than zach i was i didn't know which side to sit on the bride or the you showed him up

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Thank you. So I feel like that's what it was like for him to get that text. And I just want to say like to Kyle, you're welcome for sprinkling a bit of swirliness in an otherwise stressful week.

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Yeah. Also speaking of cute football news, you can see Josh Allen talking about his contract. He has like a huge new contract. I forgot the exact number, but he was asked in an interview, like apparently you could have gotten more. And they were like, why didn't you try and break like Dak Prescott's record for like biggest contract?

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Or like push back. Like I think he could have negotiated harder. And he was like, at the end of the day, like what's an extra $5 million? Like, I'm happy to be here. I love the bills. Like menschy behavior. Yeah.

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I feel like you would get so much more. I don't know. I think of something like that. But that means the extra five that can go to the team, to getting better players. Oh, well, that's true, actually.

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Call your agent. Not everyone can have that mentality all the time. Otherwise, it's a bunch of commies on the field.

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But I thought he was like so, it was so nice. And like, no, he doesn't need to get the biggest, best contractors to say that he has it. Because it really doesn't make a difference if you got 60, you got 65. He got a six year deal in 2025.

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So yeah, I guess at that point. Maybe that's like 60 a year. I just want to say.

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Haley. Let me tell you, that Haley Steinfeld, she's a smart cookie. You guys slept on her. That's really crazy. Mazel Tov to the Allen Steinfeld family.

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Oh, I was going to say like, there are a couple of things that I really want that like that would get me and it would be enough for me dying now.

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It was very exciting for me. And they got married in Florida. So it was like a whole wedding weekend in Florida at the hotel. We were bringing the kids. If you want me to come to your wedding, marry someone from Colgate and get married at this hotel because it was a dream wedding for me.

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Well, it's not fun anymore when you're doing this. Yeah, of course. I need like 20 mil cash to like get into right now. As long as we get there.

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Maybe a plane or maybe just I can charter whenever I want.

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I think it just depends how much you travel. Some people are always traveling. They should have their own plane waiting for them. I don't need my own plane. I'm not going anywhere that often. I was curious.

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I do, but then I wonder why they didn't film because they love filming on Kim Air.

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It's like a. No, but I think they could fly to India with one stop for refuel. I feel like they would have taken her plane. But when Courtney went to Australia last season, they had to fly commercial because that's too far. Right. But I do think that, I don't think they flew commercial. Even if they didn't take Kim's plane, maybe they chartered like a bigger private plane.

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No, unless like they gave them the whole plane.

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Which they might have. And maybe the... Ambani's.

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They might have sent a plane for, like, all the celebrities.

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Oh, yeah. I don't think anyone paid for it. And like, what's one little diamond in a wedding that literally has diamonds hanging from the ceiling? She could have just grabbed one.

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I know. But like when there are a million hundred grand diamonds, like what's a hundred grand? Also, they have the whole thing on camera. They could see where we watched it fall. You saw that.

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yep couldn't they just like go on their things and press rewind they probably didn't see till like the editing room that they had the footage of it falling understood yeah that's how i interpret it i don't know when there's so many diamonds in the room like one rogue diamond with all this i know like it just didn't seem like a big deal to me No, yeah, I know. When Kim was like, I found it.

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They wanted to make it a big deal because that's interesting. Plot. It was also a very good commercial for India. The only thing about the episode that bothered me was when Kim and Khloe went to the market and they're walking down the streets and they're like, their dress is in their heels and they can't move and they can't walk the streets. And it's raining.

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All these people around them, they're so stupid. And meanwhile, in LA, she'll wear sweats and sneakers to a grand opening. Like, put on your sneakers, put on your sweats and go to the market. Agreed. It was very stressful. It was very stressful. Yeah.

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Bang bang all over you. I'll let you have it. Wait a minute. Let me take you there. Wait a minute. Our next story, new couple alert maybe? Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas touch down in London together after a helicopter ride.

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Thank you so much. I knew I had to look nice because I was going to know so many people. And I saw so many familiar faces. Plus like his whole fraternity was there. And like, so, so many people that I recognize, but a lot of them like married girls from Colgate. So I saw some old friends. It was really, really nice.

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Well, TMZ is calling this like romance rumors swirling, not confirmed, but like seriously, what are these two? They could get on different planes. They were flying high for their second public outing this year. Tom and Anna were photographed together after they arrived via helicopter at the London Heliport on Friday. I'm sorry, you don't get on a helicopter with your just random coworker.

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Anna DeArmas, run fast for your mother, run fast for your father. She's 36, he's 62, because I know you're wondering. She seems like an older man. I actually wasn't. She seems like an older man. Like, remember Ben Affleck? She wants, like, this established Hollywood guy. That's what she wants.

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It's a fact. No, Claudia, like some of our Gen X women listeners are like, that's their guy. Like that's their Jacob Elordi.

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No, no, I didn't think you were saying that. I think you're saying he's ugly and stupid.

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And I can say that. For the Gen X swirlies, we understand.

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People fuck. Someone somewhere is talking with Tom Cruise because he's the biggest movie star in the world.

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Well, they were spotted at the London heliport and then the airport like back two days in a row. I'm sorry. Like, he doesn't travel with, like, randos. No, but, like, you don't think they were cast in a movie together? Even if they were cast in a movie together, like, they can travel separately. He definitely, like, does his own thing until he shows up at set, you know?

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I think that this is Smokey, and there's a fire. An inferno. Like...

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And Colgate, you know, if you know, you know, we're very small and tribe-like and we are Colgate proud.

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Yeah, well, different strokes for different folks, you know. No. And I do feel like because Anna de Armas dated Ben Affleck, that makes this more legitimate.

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She's 36. So her age works in her favor in terms of having a strong mind. However, in terms of movie star prowess, she is slipping.

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And then she like got married and disappeared. Well, she married Michael Fassbender and I think she was like, I'm good, thanks. So you think it was a choice, like an intentional step back? I think it was more choice than it was a kick out the door. Circumstance. Yeah. Okay, okay. I do. Like it doesn't, I don't feel sad. Okay. Ana de Armas- Jury's out, but she is slipping.

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And I could see why someone would think like Tom Cruise is the next right move to do the next thing.

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Yeah. Our next story is actually some more new couple news. Because Camila Cabello is dating a billionaire. And she's been spotted passionately kissing him in Rome.

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No, she kind of always has a boyfriend. And she always has a boyfriend. Like, you know those girls. Yeah, she's like a relationship girl. She is. And now she's with a billionaire named Henry Jr. Chalhub. They couldn't keep their hands off each other during romantic getaways to Rome. They were photographed passionately kissing and holding hands on Friday. They stopped to grab coffee.

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I think they were first spotted together in January. So this is what she's been up to.

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No, but it's like after dating like a startup founder, you're like, okay, the hustle needs to sleep. Right. But then I think you go to a billionaire who's like generationally wealthy and you're like, okay, I work hard. Like you sleeping till noon is not going to work for me. Yeah, not the same. And you definitely want to strike somewhere in the middle.

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But I do think you can toggle between extremes. And when you have something, you want the exact opposite. Yeah.

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You know, nothing lasts forever, Cogers.

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You got to switch it up, especially when you were in the long term thing and you like know all the things you hate about that person. You're like, I want something diametrically opposed. And then you end up with a bottle of sparkling water.

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And I do feel like for Camilla, she just put out an album, right? And the fact that I have to ask, like, you know. Yeah, it was definitely, like, floppy-o. And so maybe she just wants to hang up her heels and be a kept woman. Take a little bit of a break, yeah. You know, and she wants a man who can support her, whether she works.

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A pixie cut is like what makes you like you're not a certified actress until you cut all your hair off.

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Yeah. Well, are you ready for our next story?

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As I say, it's better when you make a choice.

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Our next story. Justin Bieber was spotted at Disneyland with Hailey and the kid Lori. So Justin Bieber and Hailey have been.

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Well, apparently not. But then I'm wondering why Tate wasn't there. Because like. Oh, she's busy. Why is Leroy third wheeling? Yeah. But Justin and Haley headed off to the happiest place on earth with a great support group. Haley and his buddy, La Kid Leroy. La Kid. We're living it up at the California theme park over the weekend. And he posted a bunch of pictures. on Instagram.

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They went on roller coasters, Mickey ears, et cetera.

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Yeah, I feel like the last few weeks it's gotten like weird and there was more. It was at a higher volume than usual.

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Oh, I'm sorry. It wasn't what you had hoped it would be.

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I know, but for someone who doesn't like post that much, especially her innermost thoughts, it did feel like that's kind of a big statement, you know? Yeah, yeah. But seeing them at Disney together. But there's nothing going on. Smooth things over, at least for this flare-up or whatever this was. Right, right. They're obviously together. That's exactly what it is, a flare-up.

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They're always together. Every time people think that they're not together, they are always together. They're having fun. They look well together. Honestly, to me, this kind of shines a light on what's going on between Leroy and Tate.

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know but you need like you definitely have to take those days off or otherwise you burn out and i know she's like young and maybe she'll learn that the hard way but like it's important when your friends are going to disney that you find that just one day you can everyone can take a day and it's important that you do that for longevity

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The Huberman longevity protocol. Go to Disney with your friends, okay?

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I know, when he was here, because he was saying like in his Eastern medicine, I was like, you're a little Eastern, you're a little Western. He's Central, right?

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It's Jaxalicious. My weekend was incredibly Fergalicious, Codgers. I don't know if you know that. You met Fergie? I might as well. Like the feeling I would have if I met Fergie is the feeling that I would have coming off of this weekend.

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The man loves a cigarette. He has aspirations.

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Institute of Technology? What's the T for?

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I really love that. What are his protocols? His ayahuasca pills. The Gaia herbs. The pulses on your hand when you have a migraine.

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I genuinely don't believe you. Like that's something I will have to experience for myself. He'll do it. He would love to do it for you. Either it didn't work or you didn't have a headache is like what I think.

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Yeah, so it's more about perspective than it is healing.

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I mean, perspective is everything, don't we know?

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What are those pills that he takes when he gets athletic greens? Gaia herbs. That's Gaia herbs.

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That's so funny. Well, he should add to slit like a day at Disney with your friends. I think it could be healing for a marriage.

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Maybe there's not. Also, time heals all.

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It's true. So I'm glad they found their way back to each other.

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Yeah, I feel like actually maybe Haley was the third wheel. But celebs love Disney.

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Well, we always talk about Disney adults. We do.

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They love Disney. They're keeping Disney Anaheim in business.

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Yeah. Well, having gone to Disney recently as an adult, I do understand that.

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I do understand why people with children would really love going.

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Yeah, no, but now it's like Sheena like goes all the time and now she's like totally validated.

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Kylie loves it too. Everyone. Yeah, and now like the girl life, she always brings the girl gang of like Stormaloo and co.

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I've been watching it. I've been telling you.

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Not Stas and co. That's a different girl gang.

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No, that's right. I had to clarify. Storm of Lewin. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Like boring trade news that I guess we have to share. Conan O'Brien will return as the Oscars host in 2026.

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Again, maybe they're just like happy that nobody was yelling at them. I actually saw Oscars viewer numbers were down, which I feel like they're always down. They trend downwards. They do. They do. So I guess it's not, we're not going to put that on Conan. No, no, that would be unfair. But if Kylie Jenner were hosting, maybe more people would tune in. You know what? Give it to Chloe.

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She's amazing at those things because she has the personality and the talent. But she can't handle it. And she doesn't like it. She has a lot of anxiety. And she doesn't have the thirst for it. She is happy just where she's at.

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It's a comfort show. It's like, it's very calming. Like crazy things don't happen. Like it's very even keel. And it's an enjoyable experience to watch it.

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Yeah. It would have been fun to do something new. New is always exciting. I feel like there's so many good options.

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No, and here's the thing. Herein lies the issue. The people who are going to watch the Oscars, no matter who the host is, are the same people who are excited that Conan is hosting, right? He is not bringing in any new viewers.

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Okay, so they're pandering to their base. Yeah, but if you want to bring in new people, actually a really great option would be Shane Gillis. He's hosted SNL twice in the last year. He has a huge following. He's so funny. He feels like Ricky Gervaisi, where he'll come in and read the room to filth and do it really funnily.

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So the Oscars, yeah, the people in the room, but... As for the viewers, we would love it. And I feel like he's he's really talented. He's really funny. But I feel like he's also professional because he's taking on these like bigger, more traditional things. And I feel like he could walk that line. I do.

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Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like he'd sooner get, like, the Golden Globes. The Oscars are so, so serious. Yeah.

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And they don't want to rock the boat. They're really not interested.

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Ricky Gervais did the Golden Globes, though. Oh, he didn't do the Oscars?

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Yeah. I don't think there's anyone that they would choose who's going to be exciting to us, period.

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It's just not for us, I guess. Okay. It's for the Conan stans.

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Helmets on, do I need my mouth guard? Huh? It's like sports. Mouth guard.

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Yeah. Can't wait. Actually, I can very much wait.

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No, but let me explain why I'm saying new face. Because there was a girl there who was, like, Dana's, one of Dana's other best friends, who I've never met. But Dana talks about her a lot. So, of course, we had to Q-nect.

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Not at all. Dana should be worried because we're best friends now.

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We had so much in common. She's obviously.

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The vest doesn't help. They were real that day. I wore a vest.

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If you see Claudia in the street and she smells, you're too close to her. How about that?

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Well, that too. But no, why don't you take a step back? She won't smell anymore.

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Yeah, I feel like they're making more of an effort to have it be meaningful. And in some ways it's going well and they're having conversations that are actually nice. In other ways, I feel like, like the Lamar thing, I know that's like an A storyline and probably they're going to dine out on that for the rest of the season. Didn't really like do as much for me as...

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I don't think anyone in like anyone sane would ever judge a pregnant woman for smelling. Like I wouldn't even clock it. I wouldn't be like, oh, she was smelling. Like I literally I'm like, that's none of my business.

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Like I feel like we won't even register it.

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it should have, but then there are just other anecdotes that they share. Like I said, like Scott and his assistant thing. So funny. That are just like really enjoyable and also part of their real lives, not the like media stuff, but just interesting and pleasant to watch.

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On the one hand, it sounded like they were, it was, like, crazy and, like, maybe they were fighting and it was, like, dramatic. Yeah. On the other hand, they were, like, in the hot tub and they needed to drain it.

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Yeah. Did you watch the bear thing yet? That's the next episode. I saw the preview for it where there's like a bear in Calabasas.

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There's a bear in Calabasas, so, like, Khloe's gonna, like, dress up in a bear costume and, like, be in Chris's bushes and freak her out. And I was like, oh, this is so stupid. But in the preview, you see the bear in the bushes, and it looks like a real bear.

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Fergie's like someone who, if you were at a party and everyone's like, Fergie's here, you know, and like everyone's flipping, but like, who really cares?

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I know, but it could be, like, B-plot with heart and soul, like Art Vandelay.

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Yeah, no, she's my favorite. It's so funny. There are so many pieces of each of them that I relate to like so deeply. And maybe that's why they're so longstanding and how much people love them because they're, even in their unrelated. No, but like, it's like, I really, there are so many things that like Courtney says or does Chloe too.

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And Kim, where I see so much of myself and it just like, I'm sure everybody feels that way, which is why they are where they are. Cause people have been feeling that way ever since watching them. but I really so much of what Courtney does right now. Like I really just enjoy, I get emotional also from the show. Like, uh, what was that? Maybe it was Chloe's birthday party.

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The way that they did the lead up to it, they were acting like it was going to be like this really like sad for Lauren thing, a flop of a party. And I was just like, yikes, yikes. They get there and it's like really turned up, but like, is the vibe going to be there? And then it was just like off the charts, Chloe having the best time. I was seriously had goosebumps. I don't even know why.

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Yeah. No, it's so true. No, but my weekend was Fergalicious. Like there is a difference. Explain it. Between being like being with Fergie and Fergalicious.

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sick party like seriously so well done it looked so fun it was fun you could just like feel the feeling coming off of it I also feel like for Chloe she like hated her 30s she's like ready for her 40s and even day one of her 40s is better than her 30s but I just feel like the last few years of her 30s she's been waiting to turn 40 so that she can enjoy her life like she turned 40 and she's going to India and she's going to Italy yeah you could have done that at 39 by the way

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Literally is the videographer of the Ambani wedding. Like they, when they were like clips, it was like high res footage of the ceremony.

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yeah it was really um it was nice like you get access and that's what you tune into the show for so i feel like they're actually getting to a really good place i am so enjoying it i'm gonna keep up with it i'm gonna keep up with the kardashians as you should um when i watch the white lotus oh i didn't watch so can you just i'll try and watch tonight if um you can save your thoughts or put them in the tv recap and i'll take my helmet off it'll be brief

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One more thing from last night that was cracking me up. I haven't been to a wedding in forever. I actually was trying to think the last time I think was Dana's and I was seven months pregnant with Harry. And at first when we were like going to the wedding, I was like, I'm just a plus one. Like I'm going to, you know, like, you know, enjoy the food. Here to support. Here for the cuisine.

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But then like something about wedding music. I like the beat. Yes. Well, the moment you walk into the reception room, I'm just, like, ready to dance. I danced the whole night. But something that was so funny, it was, like, they played a lot of, like, TikTok songs. And it was a live band. And they were amazing. But there were a couple songs where I was, like, I feel old.

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Oh, okay. What it means to me to be Fergalicious. I would say actually Fergaliciousness is akin to Pargyliciousness. Like it's quite a Pargy vibe.

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Like, I don't know the new music. You know what they played, which is actually a really good wedding dancing song that I just don't listen to or don't know, really? Boothang. You're my little Boothang. You're my little Boothang. And I don't give a hoot what you do, say, girl, I know. You don't know that song? You do. Like, I... I know it, but everyone knew all the words.

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And then they played a new song that was the best moment. Play it at every wedding. It's the new number one song.

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Apatah. Apatah with the live band Claudia. The roof was about to bust off the place. And by the way, is Apatah mook? No. Okay. Oh, yes. Sorry. Yes. I'm sorry. Yes. Apatah is mook. Or no, is it not rosé? Okay.

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They're both from Blackpink. Like, it's Rosé. Oh, my God. That's so good. But it was interesting to hear, like, all the new songs, wedding style.

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But it's not like the bride and groom are even, like, so much younger than me. You know, I'm actually, like, right in between the two of them.

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right right so kind of perfect timing so it was really really fun like i can't even when i try to just be like low-key at a wedding like oh you know i'm gonna just it's true the power of the power of the couple and the power of the wedding like almost always influences you you're like oh i'm gonna head out early and it was a really long weekend we were swimming and in the ocean all day especially sunday like we went straight from the pool i got home got ready so by the time we got to the wedding like i my day is done right oh hell no not when that band starts up

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That's how you know it's a good wedding. When the power of the couple compels you. And the music. Like I sat down for like one glass of water and then Apatow came out. And it's like everyone's favorite song. But what was funny, I was talking to some fellow moms and they were like, this is a real song. My daughter loves this song. I'm like, yeah, it's Bruno Mars.

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Yeah. They just want a song about an excavator. And that's the first one that comes up on Spotify.

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I think Toast Tunes needs to take it upon ourselves.

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But also, the wedding was so swirly. I met so many swirlies and toasters. The mother of the groom is a toaster. She said she listens every day.

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And she's gotten all of her friends to listen, so she is doing our Gen X outreach.

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And maybe give like, we should have like little business cards. I have like a, not a QR code because I don't know if they know how to use those. But like.

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Lisa, a lot of the White Lotus swirlies were swirling around.

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Because they're making more money alone. Like, would you want to split it with six other bitches?

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Yeah, I mean, myself included. Like, I never actively sought out Blackpink music, but it also never made its way to me. Whereas I know a bunch of different Lisa and Rosé songs. Like, just because they're that popular, you can't ignore them.

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No, because we clown on them now because it was like the weirdest social experiment ever. It was literally like a Stanford. What is it called? A Stanford prison experiment. Like one of these psychological things.

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Oh, my God. You like name me somebody who has more timeless hits. No.

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I feel like this year in particular was really celeb filled. Like I know, you know, the classics always go, but it felt like a lot of people went this year. It looked really fun. I, yes, I definitely watched through the lens of Alex Earl. Like she was who I was checking. I was literally checking her TikTok like a couple of times a day being like, what is she wearing? Where is she going?

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She went to Revolve Fest. She did like her sip margs. And then her and her friends, she just really, she didn't go with other influencers. Like she hung out

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with a couple of people but she was in a house with like her boyfriend and her sister and her friends from home which just like looked so fun and they're like real true party girls like a lot of people go to Coachella they take their pictures they post a couple of stories but like she is blackout on her boyfriend's shoulders home at five in the morning like partying yeah but she did a lot of brand work while she was there like even that OS video which one size beauty yeah I have to get that powder

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I have the spray. Oh, you do. Do you have the spray?

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Yes. I think 99% of the work that she had to do was before she started drinking. Like it was during the day. It was getting ready stuff.

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I imagine she has somebody who helps her with her social media. She can like upload her footage. They'll edit and post it for her, you know? Okay. Like she's at that level. That's just what I, that's what I hope too.

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The reason why I think she's so successful is cause she like, you know, following her, like she's actually having fun. She looks so fun. She's like with her sister. Like it's not like phony influencer. It's so fun. So I imagine that she has good systems in place so that she can have fun.

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Maybe just like her friends were helping her, you know? They should. Kristen and Sally.

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No. Okay. That's actually. So there's like a thing going on on TikTok with this singer called Role Model. Do you know him?

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Oh, okay. But you might know this song. Heard through the grapevine, she could be a diva.

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So literally just that part went viral on TikTok. So I didn't know that there was like more song beyond it. But apparently the song is called like Sally. Sally the wine ran out, that's what the song is called. And he's on tour now, and he's being very Taylor Swift. Every time he goes on tour, he brings somebody out to be the Sally.

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And it's the best part of the concert, because everybody loves the song, so he brings out, it's very influencer-coded. So I've seen him, he brought Fibula out, he brought Jake Shade, and these teeny boppers, Jackie, they live for it. It's their Met Gala. Did he bring out Sally and Alex yet? No, he hasn't brought out Alex as a Sally yet. With Sally, though. Oh, of course, with the OG Sal.

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No, you don't. Yes, you do. But they were all wearing their jackets. Like all the winners showed up. I don't think that's true.

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Yeah, of course, of course. I forgot that's how we got here.

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That was pretty much what I saw everybody saying about Lady Gaga, that it really covered like her whole discography. She is so talented. Like, you know, she puts, I mean, not to bring up Gaga five foot two, but you know how much she puts into big performances. Like, and I'm sure there's a documentary coming about her preparing for this, which I'm so ready for. She doesn't do anything half-assed.

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And I heard it was just like, So fab with all of her old music, but she incorporated a lot of the mayhem, new music, the looks. She does everything 100%. We saw her actually at her first Coachella. She headlined, I don't know what fucking year it was. It was so good. It was the Joanne year, right? Yeah. That was like the vibe, which was so us.

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She's a showman. I feel like, I know that there are three headliners, but like the third night is like, Isn't that like the biggest headliner? Or it doesn't matter. They're all equal. But Lady Gaga went first.

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Yeah, because I think she performed before them.

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Because Scotty Scheffler, who has won like the last couple of years, the previous winner gives it to the new winner. And he was wearing his own coat while giving one.

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Oh, yeah, maybe. I didn't see one thing from Post Malone.

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I literally didn't even know it was Post Malone. That's a really good performer though. And that I could see like him being the closeout. But I don't think that Green Day was such a bad choice. Like that's so Coachelli, right? Like they're so genre agnostic.

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I don't know. Jackie, they've literally been around and like making hits for like 30 years. And Alex said it was amazing.

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Like I was like, I wouldn't have been like I like I get it. And it's just like a crazy thing to say, like should have been a headliner. Yeah.

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It is. And you have to like sort of love that for her.

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Why does somebody who has like bodyguards assistants, you know, they have like a car right outside. They don't they don't do Coachella the way other people do. She had a tiny purse. You literally need a lip gloss and a phone that maybe a charger, too. But your bodyguard probably is carrying it for you. Him and his big, stupid backpack that was literally bigger than her. He looked so stupid.

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No, all the people behind him, all the previous winners were wearing. That's definitely not true, Jackie.

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Like it was actually ruining all the photos and videos.

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But it was huge. It was like the type you wear on like a three day hike. Yeah.

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Okay. Let's try and look past the backpack for 30 seconds. Yeah.

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No, and I think this every time we get footage of them, which is, I know they don't do a lot together, but we low-key get a lot of videos of them. They go to weird concerts and stuff. They are so touchy, lovey-dovey. Not like you would expect a couple that's actually been together. How long now?

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Right. You touch like that in the first couple of months, but eventually we got bills to pay. Stop touching me. I'm always so surprised at the level of like PDA and intimacy. And I love that for Kylie. We've never seen that from her.

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Which is, I think, perfect. Like, Kylie doesn't have to go to that. Right.

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It's crazy that Travis Scott is performing at festivals, like, sidebar. But I'm glad it's a festival with actual infrastructure and, like, people in place, not what he put together. So it's nice that Kendall took him. And I think Kendall probably, like, likes his music and Stormi should see her dad. But, like, why should Kylie have to go? She's with her new boyfriend.

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No, her music styles have definitely changed. You get into what your man is into, and he just got off of playing Bob Dylan, so he definitely has a really eclectic taste in music.

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Jacket. Fun facts. Fun. Oh, by the way, let's not waste time. Let's just ask Google Gemini. Does the winner of the Masters have to return the jacket that they win? Masters, winners, winners.

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I also saw something that was causing some conversations about Northwest being at Coachella with her friends and a bodyguard.

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Yeah, she's 11. I feel that way about Blue Ivy too. I think Blue Ivy's 12. When you see her dancing on stage, like at her mom's tour, she looks 16. I have to constantly be reminding myself that these girls are 11 and 12. That's not even a teenager, okay?

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So I thought I saw people on TikTok just being like, that's really crazy to be a Coachella like without a parent. And I'm sure she was completely safe. Like I'm not worried about.

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A thousand percent unconfirmed. It was just like videos of her and her friends walking around with like clearly a big bodyguard behind them.

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It's just, it's like actually dystopian. It's really crazy.

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Also, one more thing about Alex Earl, very interesting, is that Zandra was also at Coachella, which, of course, two girls can be in the same place. But they were both staying at the same place because I saw them. I was being, like, such an investigator.

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They both were staying at, like, different houses, but in the same, like, gated community because they were holding cups that both said the Madison Club.

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Things we can't not bring up when we talk about certain people.

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Even though, as far as I know, the lore between the two. Now, Alex has told the story of like her big friendship breakup on her podcast. She never said it was Zandra, but it's widely believed to have been Zandra. Like what Zandra allegedly did to Alex. Like we like these two shouldn't be friends, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Someone will come back. Send off in the comments. What were you saying?

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Who else were you following at Coachelli that you found to be titillating?

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I actually agree. I think in a very up until this point, subtle way, he's been really positioning himself as like a Freddie Mercury of our generation with the outfits and the flip and the mustache and the voice.

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It's still theirs. Oh, yeah, but it's stored at the club. Okay. They can't take the jacket with them. They can't take the jacket home, but it does belong to them.

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And then in a very like heavy handed way, he wanted to remind everyone at Coachella and on the world stage that he is the Freddie Mercury of our generation because he sang Bohemian Rhapsody and he brought out Brian May, who's like the, you know, the hair. Mm hmm.

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from Queen who plays guitar sort of I guess giving his approval the same way that like Brian May and the band play with Adam Lambert Adam Lambert is losing his mind right now a thousand percent somebody check on Adam Lambert because he has been up until this point like the stand-in stand-in kind of like John Mayer's a stand-in at um Grateful Dead Grateful Dead

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Adam Lambert has weirdly become like the stand in for Queen, which it really has worked up until this point. He has the talent. He has the look. And nobody questioned it. But Benson Boone saw that and said, listen, I'm coming for your crown. And he kind of did. He really crushed it at Coachella.

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No, and after our discussion on Friday, the Beliebers, like, the people who have been around for a while, they're like, listen, we're not worried. Like, this just is Justin. He has really weird social media behavior. He's eclectic, he's freaky, he's creative, but, like, he's always fine.

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So they have like special events, dinners, and things that you can show up to and wear your coat.

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So I'm choosing, like, not even to be remotely worried about these two. And I think that there's a machine...

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She should have been up there shaking that thing. There's something about Tate McRae. She just cannot get arrested. Yeah.

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Nobody works harder. Nobody tries harder. And like.

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somebody really wants it you know a couple of they really want it for her and she's working so hard and she's doing all the right things she's dating someone famous like she's hanging out with Justin Bieber why isn't she having the same remember when Billie Eilish hung out with Justin Bieber when she was like fresh on the scene like why isn't the Tate McCrane rocket taking off can I say why I think and why it's not taking off for me because she's like my kind of girl I don't think the songs are good enough

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Dance, looks, vocals. And the song is just like... So I think the music is really manufactured for social media, which is why she's so successful on social media.

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In recent years, Augusta has begun presenting winners with a replica jacket that they may keep, allowing them to commemorate their victory even after bringing the original back.

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Kisses to my exes who don't give a shit about me. Kisses, kisses to the next one who think they can't live without me. I like that song.

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She reminds me of Ariana Beerman. So I will always have love in my heart.

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I'm sure there's more, but it was really the Kylie and Timothy and Alex Earl weekend.

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If we have to talk about these insufferable bitches.

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And they had like a full send off for them. Like Kris Jenner, Khloe Kardashian and Oprah. There was a USA Today live stream. Like they had a full press event down below the entire time.

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Now you think Kris and Khloe went like as a favor to Lauren? Yes.

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I feel like she probably could if she wanted to go. Maybe she doesn't want to go.

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Yeah, I could see her definitely having had the opportunity if she wanted to, but I could see her turning it down. It's a fucking crazy thing to do.

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To say you did. Katie was, like, making content for the last 24 hours, like, keeping the kitty cats fully fed about how she was feeling and, like, how important this was. Yeah. And it's all in service and in promotion of her new tour. Because I saw her being interviewed when she touched down on Earth.

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And, like, the interviewer was like, you know, you're doing a lot with the tour coming up as well. So I hope that she sells tickets. Like, I hope it was worth it. Because she has kind of become, like, a little bit, not even a little bit. Like, she's a little bit of a butt of a joke, you know? Like, all the jokes about her on social media.

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I know. And now she's back in. She's slipping back. The Dr. Luke thing really didn't help.

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I get it. It's like not using the word manhole, right?

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Oh, my God. Like whatever brand of new wave feminism this is, not only do I not subscribe to it and hate it, I think it's so deeply bad for women. And I'm actually starting a antithetical movement against whatever the fuck this is called. Okay.

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I'm sure they have their reasons, but like... Who would want to win this tournament? Well, don't forget the millions. Of course. And you know that your caddy gets like a nice slice of the pot.

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One thousand percent. And the thing is, I unfortunately think it was like one of the no names.

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Like the people that the innocent bystanders, you know, probably was like an activist that would talk like that. Oh, my goddess. Look at the moon.

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I also think, like, not that I've ever been asked, but if I were to be asked to go to space, like, Blue Origin is just the loseriest one. Do you agree? Out of the three? Like, out of Richard Branson, SpaceX, and then, like, very last minute, Jeff Bezos was like, I want to do this too. We, like, scrapped together Blue Origin. Like, I wouldn't want to go on Blue Origin.

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I'd probably go with Richard Branson because I wouldn't want to be seen as making a political statement in this climate. Right, you couldn't handle the backlash. I couldn't handle the backlash. I'm trying to keep my job. So I'd probably go with Richard Branson. And it's a little elevated. You know, he's British. It's very cosmopolitan.

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He doesn't do kitschy, dumb marketing things like this.

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with him of course let's be real if i'm talking about like safety wise i only want to go with elon like he's the one who actually does space exploration saved the nasa astronauts like no one thousand percent sleep but i'm talking optically i'm going with richard branson really you don't want to stand with jeff get free amazon for life like i do and i do want to be invited to his wedding but like there's something about blue origin like i actually just don't trust

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It's not natural. He is not space curious. He just wanted to keep up with the other billionaires and I'll literally die on that hill.

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And I wouldn't mind being on Jeff's payroll, to be clear.

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You think he's worked with Carol Radswell?

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I agree. Maybe he'll biograph her. Is biograph a verb? No. No. Maybe he'll follow her next.

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No, I had a thought about like people who come in second. Let me tell you. Because the whole thing with golf is like you keep your score down, right? You want to be like the lowest under.

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Yeah, Ducal, Radziwill next. And then, of course, Trudy Lou Freebush.

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I thought you were going to say Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm like, oh, that's unique. Unexpected.

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You did it. Congratulations, ladies. You embarrassed yourselves and us.

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This is me looking for her waist. Like, literally, she looked snatched to the gods.

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had a par-delicious definition. Chameit's free weekend.

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I wonder if there was like a partner who designed, but they would have like made it a whole thing. Like women designing in space. But like, it looks like Carolina Herrera. Like it's so tailored. Yeah. No, it's really sick. Yeah.

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Off the heels of Coachella, Passover. We're not paying the masters. We needed a few more hours. We did. I wonder what that was about.

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So it's just crazy to me that like you can have like, okay. let's say it's a par three. You have to get to the hole in the ball in three shots. And on your second shot, you get it within like an inch of the hole. Like you still get the same score as the person who got it in like the regular three, but like you played so much better. It's like, there's no emphasis or value on doing better.

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I feel like you have to leave for space early in the morning. I don't know why. I feel like it's the first rule of space, like crack of dawn.

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I guess it's also like maybe if there's any sort of technical difficulties, like you give yourself the most possible daylight.

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Yeah, I didn't think it was because I thought women were too stupid. And now I know that they're not. Thank you.

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No, and it's really amazing to see that they can. Because if you can see it, you can be it. Amen to that.

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It was like very gap tooth British like really exaggerated some of her physical attributes.

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So I feel conflicted because, oh, we're clowning on SNL? Where do I show up? Like, I'm ready. It's literally the least funny show on planet. However, like, part of being a part of something so big and cultural is, like, having SNL clown on you. Her teeth, like, were a big sort of attractor, I think, for a lot of people. Like, we're very drawn to her teeth. real life look, if you will.

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And I think it was net positive, so them mocking it is just so SNL. I agree with her that it just wasn't funny, so that's that, but I don't know. complaining that you got made fun of on SNL when you're like a part of this huge cultural moment. It's sort of just, it sort of is par for the course not to be such a golf girly, but.

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Right. No, I think that they do. That's for their looks like a woman for her looks. Yeah, it depends on the woman. But I think they're not above that. I wouldn't say that that's like a hard line that they draw. Draw.

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Of course, but she has every right not to like her portrayal for sure. I don't know.

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Do you know what I mean? Oh, that doesn't bother me so much.

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1,000% she's allowed to be offended. Also, she's not American. So she doesn't get the culture.

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She doesn't understand the cultural impact and why it's technically considered a compliment.

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Yeah, there's definitely something going on between these two.

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What those shots looked like? No, it's like you don't get rewarded for excellency. Like it's just so, it's so simple. It's kind of communist.

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And I guess it does feel pointed. Like if you wanted to exaggerate like Walton Goggins, you could have somebody with like the biggest teeth and a forehead that never ends. Right. Instead he gets Jon Hamm. I'd love that too. Right. Right. Like I actually feel her on that. Like they both were unique. They had unique, you know, characteristics. Like his teeth didn't fit in his mouth.

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Like they could have played on that, but they didn't.

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yeah but they like i wonder like when things like this happen it doesn't happen a lot because for the most part people feel really um either if it's authentic or not right they always say like oh man it's such an honor right um so when this does happen like i wonder how that feels like for sarah self or for the writers and do they care at all so i did also see a headline like amy lou doesn't blame sarah why yeah she could have picked a different set of teeth

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Right, no, Amy doesn't want to be attacking a woman, you know?

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But that means their first shot was terrible.

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Yeah, it just feels like there's no, like somebody, like when they do like trick shots and it's like from all the way and then it like skirts around, they don't get extra points for like dazzling us.

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Of course. I'm like, oh, you're telling me he hasn't been dating Lucy Boynton this whole time.

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Of course. I guess that is the truth and that is what's really going on. But I kind of missed this whole chapter. There's a large contingency of people who care deeply about who Rami Malek dates. I am not one of those people.

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He is. I really am not on like that. He has a lot of fans for like a random actor. I think it stems from his iconic television show, Mr. Robot. I am not one of those people who like keeps up with Rami. Like you said, I thought she was dating Lucy Boynton up until yesterday. So sad for these two. No love lost for me because, again, I'm new here.

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And I also can't lose something you never had.

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What? Yeah, of course I do. She's this really who wrote the short stories.

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I got through 40%. I actually did not like it.

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Yeah. Wait, back to what you had said. Oh, Emma Corrin is the second coming of Keira Knightley. Like, she is Gen Z Keira Knightley. So all the things that Keira doesn't, can't, or won't do anymore, go to Emma. Yeah. Because you know if the crown was made 20 years ago, it would have been Keira Knightley as Princess Diana.

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Okay, I was asking Ben that too. So they know, and that's what the caddy's job is, is to like tell you everything about this hole. They're on certain angles. The wind is going one way. So like, yes, they will hit it left. I'm like, bitch, the hole is to the right. But then it starts to swerve, right? It's a way of testing the elements, you know? Sometimes it's on an incline.

The Toast

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she died when she was 36 right also i think kira knightley like she's done all the period pieces you know she's the period piece girl yeah she's she's all set i don't think she's like actively searching for roles because she should have been on downton abbey too yeah she's 40 so i feel like it was hers to pass up oh actually that's fair it was definitely but she's also like very recognizable and the one thing about the crown is they do not cast people besides dominic west thank you

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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No, wait, Dominic West is not in The Crown.

The Toast

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Oh, yeah, they do not cast people whose faces we know. They're like real unknown. People who blend. And is Dominic West American? No. No?

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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But he's in The Affair, and he doesn't have an accent. That's how I know him, so I'm not sure.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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So they don't cast big stars. It's a real ensemble affair. Yeah. Everybody freaking when the queen was Imelda Staunton. Nobody knows who that is. She's just from Harry Potter.

The Toast

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Right. And I actually watched the first couple of Harry Potter movies in the beginning stages of my pregnancy because I was really bored. Let me tell you, her character was fucking wretched. Like, I actually couldn't watch a crowd after that.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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It's so true. Who was your favorite queen?

The Toast

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Oh, that's like such a classic face to me.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yeah, hold on. I've been hearing that name a lot. He's like a classic British.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Oh, I'm sorry. I take it back what I said. I've never seen this man.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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I think he also, yeah, he's married to Saoirse Ronan. That's why I know him.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Mr. Saoirse and she was also in Mary Queen of Scots wow I watched that movie one time it really pays off in spades that happens sometimes where like you randomly will watch something and then like when your job is like reporting on entertainment you constantly find yourself that what was I just constantly bringing up that I like a fun oh that Rachel Zegler's been cast in the West End production of Evita sometimes you have a fun fact that you just have to bring up oh he was in Wolf Hall a classic never heard of it it's you know

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And I do want to say, I find Emma Corrin and Elizabeth DeBecke, the two women who played Princess Anne and the Crown, I find them, like, I cannot tell them apart. They both did Diana so well. Like, to me, they're both Diana.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Oh, so maybe if I saw them like out of their drag, I would definitely be able to tell them apart.

The Toast

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Sometimes it's on a decline. Sometimes the wind is really bad.

The Toast

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I mean, you don't get to the level that you're at without buzzing your hair once. That's what Emma Stone is currently going through.

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Anne Hathaway did it. Jennifer Lawrence did it. You just sort of have to let it happen. It's a canon event. You cannot interfere.

The Toast

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Jackie, she not only had two boyfriends, she had a husband.

The Toast

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No, it's so true. When you think about what she has accomplished personally and professionally in her time out, it's actually inspiring. And that's slay of a photo that she posted announcing to everyone that she lost 25 pounds. She's never looked more refined, more sophisticated. You would never know that at one point this girl had no teeth and killed her mom. Like it's actually inspiring.

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I think that they should not have to bend down and pick up their own balls. Every time the ball is in the hole, I'm like, oh my God, your knees. When I played golf like three times, that was the hardest part. I keep having to bend down and pick up your ball. And these are like older gentlemen because golf is sort of, Anyone can play. You don't have to be young and sprightly.

The Toast

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Oh, okay. Yeah. I was trying to center myself because, you know, I met and interviewed Gypsy Rose shortly after her sit in prison. And when was that?

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It's less than two years. She's a mother. She's an ex-wife. She's a girlfriend. She's a business owner. She's a reality star. And now she's a skinny queen. Yeah. I wonder if it's more common to leave prison and gain weight or lose weight. Because you're not fed a lot in prison, but I think the food is gross, but you have a lot of commissary, like just chips and stuff.

The Toast

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Yes. Some people get jacked in prison, like the situation.

The Toast

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3738.6

I wonder what the statistics say. Are you more likely to lose weight or gain weight after prison as a woman?

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

3744.7

That's a good question for AI. Okay. As a woman, are you statistically more likely to gain or lose weight after being released from prison?

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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I thought you were asking women are more likely to gain weight after being released from prison. Several studies have found that formerly incarcerated women face a higher risk of post-release weight gain due to economic hardship, mental health challenges, disrupted access to health care and lifestyle changes, including less physical activity than they may have had in prison.

The Toast

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What about in prison, question mark? Are women more likely to gain or lose weight? I like to have like a very casual tone with AI, you know?

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yeah. Weight outcomes for incarcerated women can vary. So there's not like a hard line.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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I guess it also depends on what kind of prison you're in.

The Toast

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No, seriously. Is there any better feeling? So happy and jealous for you. Is there any better feeling? Postpartum weight loss. Like, looking your best after being a mom. Like, her hair is snatched. Her teeth are snatched. Her body is snatched. She's in a happy relationship as far as we know. Like- It's actually, she's endlessly inspirational.

The Toast

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And I was worried about their knees and their backs.

The Toast

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It's on par. I'll tell you. I'll tell you who's done more. It is on par with how much Morgan Stewart accomplished during COVID. Okay. Yeah. She got married and had a baby. The way she entered COVID and left COVID, I think she was even leaving COVID pregnant with her second. She absolutely crushed the timeline of COVID.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yeah. It's on par with what GRB has done in the last two years. Different, obviously. But do you think GRB used any sort of injectables?

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Yeah, me too. I hope she had a seamless time.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yeah. Of course. Like you said, like if you, if you're losing weight now and you hadn't ever lost weight before, but she was in prison.

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I said that to Ben, too. I said, why no golf cart? He's like, well, that's not how the game was invented. And again, these are storied traditions. They didn't have golf carts back in the day.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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She's making enough money. She could pay for the good stuff.

The Toast

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Was that the fifth and final story? That has such fifth story energy.

The Toast

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Oh, actually, never mind. It's not exciting.

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Matzo pizza actually is really good. I'm going to text Ben to make me that.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Okay, me and Margo and Ben were having this conversation at the Seder last night. What appliance do you use to make the matzo pizzas?

The Toast

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Right, okay, so Margot was saying she makes them in her oven and she broils them at the end to make them really crispy. And Ben was like, oh, we make them in the microwave. And I'm like, we do? Not anymore. It seemed so gross. Like a Lunchable. And I was like, to me, the clear choice is the toaster oven.

The Toast

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We kind of celebrated the passage of time.

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Right, right. Well, as long as I get the first one, I don't give a fuck. I'm set.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Right, right. But Margot, who's also cooking for one, I think maybe she doesn't have a toaster oven.

The Toast

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Literally. Not to judge, but she doesn't have a toaster oven.

The Toast

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I said the same thing. I'm like, it's a sport. You have to be able to walk.

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yeah, she actually does. She has the Emily Mariko one that's like insanely expensive. You have to like add water to. Do you know that one? No. Oh my God. TikTok for my chronically online. Did everybody see Becca Bloom being with Emily Mariko? They went to like some big fancy Asia society event. You would love Becca Bloom, Jackie. Okay. She popped up on TikTok two weeks ago.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yeah, I'm sure she posts her reels there. She is obviously the daughter of like some tech billionaire. Like she is insane. And all she does is spend her money on diamonds, Van Cleef, Birkins. Like she is so she's just sharing. She's not obnoxious, though. She's just like, oh, what bag am I wearing today? Like everybody wants to know. So cute.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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And you you really get to see like how the other half lives. She's like getting married. And she was like, oh, I forgot to show you guys. I got my wedding necklace in. She was like, my family and I were invited to the Van Cleef Winery. And we're literally like, what the fuck are you talking about? Her and her family, I guess, are big customers of Van Cleef.

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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So they invited them to their winery to show off their new line of fine jewelry. And there was this ruby and diamond necklace. And she loved it so much, but she asked for it to be made in all diamonds. She wasn't interested in rubies. So they handmade this one-of-a-kind piece for her. Rumors is it's about a $500,000 necklace. And she's wearing it to her wedding. So she tried it on for us on TikTok.

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I want to say, I was keeping up with who was winning and stuff, and I really am not a Rory McIlroy fan, even though if you know the turdy Rory McIlroy lore... turdy Rory McIlroy lore. At that time, I made up a story that I sat next to him on the first class flight home from Scottsdale.

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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I just got like really toxic vibes from him before I knew like his sort of personal history, which, you know, has no bearing on him as a golf player. I just like really was not wanting him to win, mostly because he wasn't representing America. And the person in number two spot, like pretty much the entire time. No, he was in the second spot, like only at the end. Bryson DeChambeau was in.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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he's so hot he's shambled in his pants he is so hot and he was representing america of course and i said that's my player and i just like i was like i'm not worried i know he's gonna get it together he's like he's gonna represent america you know the red white and blue and he took a big yeah took a big dechambeau right in the middle of the course second when i turned it on and he did one thing wrong like one mistake and he fell off the leaderboard

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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He unraveled. Well, that's the thing about like individual team sports, which is what I always think of like with tennis. If you're like a toxic person, you have to have a really strong mindset, too, because the only person you can blame is yourself. And it's really hard not to like fucking spiral like when you make one mistake. And that did happen to DeChambeau.

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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We are celebrating by struggling and that is the eternal Jewish mission.

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And I think that's the type of athlete I would be. I would start like seriously, like like taking my club and swinging it, trying to break it in half.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Well, we're going to talk about that. We'll talk about the astronauts. Big day.

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yes, that guy Rose, like at the end, Rory started to get a little comfortable. Like he was playing with Bryson. Bryson was like his duo partner. Bryson was shitting the bed. So we got to, you know, relax a little bit. Forgetting that this guy Rose came up from like fifth place and he was crushing. And I was happy for him because, you know, he looked really old.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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And I felt like maybe this was Rose's last chance.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Right. Do you know what Rose's first name is? Justin. Whitney Rose's husband.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Okay, well, you obviously watched the last hour. I watched two whole days. DeChambeau was on the whole time. Scheffler, yes.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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He's won the last three years in a row. It's fine.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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It was kind of like a big weekend. Lots going on. It was Passover. It was Coachella. It was the Masters.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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But by the way, herstory was made this morning. Big day for insufferable women. Yeah.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Coachella. Just because Katy Perry is insufferable. That's the only reason.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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And I actually consumed so much Coachella content this weekend. I was loving watching the swirlies swirl it up in Palm Springs.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yes. Except for us suffering at home with no bread. How was it going for you? Well, it was good.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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No, but it's going to catch up with you. You better be careful. Matzah is a binder.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yeah. Matzah is known to just tear through the digestive system.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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It hit me the second I had to make a meal without bread. Like, I'm in hell.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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It was so nice. Really, you know, some of my favorite songs to sing are Passover songs. And I had a really nice time. Missed you, obviously. Hated not being together. L'shana haba Be'erushalayim, you know?

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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And it was nice. It was really nice. It was like a nice long weekend, too.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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I would say nice is exactly how I would describe it, yeah.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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We have a lot to catch up on today, just like the world turned, even though we were commemorating a holiday, others were swirling it up.

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Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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I think that they did. This year? Did they not fly? They went to Augusta. Yeah. And then I saw them on a plane. I thought they were headed to Coachella.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Because as a content creator, you make a lot of money at Coachella. It's like a job. Whereas I think getting invited to Augusta is so fun, but you're spending your own money to get there. Okay.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yeah. With Paloma. Pookie is a leading influencer for Revolve. She could not miss the fest.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yeah, I have a lot of catching up to do. I was mostly on TikTok this weekend, invested highly in the Earl Girls.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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I thought it was so cute. I saw pretty much all the outfits. It's really crazy how like Coachella's styles have changed so much. Like when it first popped on the scene, it was very like Vanessa Hudgens, right? Like flowers in your hair, flower crown, boho, denim jeans. Like it wasn't so glam. And then I think people really took it too far. Like wearing jeans. Okay.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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A thousand percent. We watched both days. Like Ben's obsessed. This is like his super. And you know what? I was kind of open to it. Like it was, like you said, very beautiful vistas, bucolic courses, good vibes, very handsome young men. What's that like?

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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You're in the middle of the desert and like full glam, crazy ass looks. And now I feel like this year, everybody really tapered it back a little bit. Like it's still very high fashion, but it's a festival, you know, it's a thousand degrees and you're walking two miles. Yeah.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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Yeah, and it's actually crazy because Revolve is really a core...

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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brand of Coachella they posted like a bunch of girls at their fest and stuff I didn't know them and right so like the girls who we all grew up watching going to Coachella with Revolve like the bloggers and then turned Instagrammers not a single one of them was there it's really it's all TikTokers now and it's like the Revolve TikTokers the same way it was like the Revolve generation of Instagrammers yeah which is I mean it's a passing of the torch passage of time and it's so significant you can't go to Coachella forever

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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No. Actually, Vanessa Ann could, but nobody else could.

The Toast

Coachella, The Masters & Making Herstory: Monday, April 14th, 2025

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It's like if you have a house in Palm Springs. Like Kylie. Correct.

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It is very exciting. As you know, like, Turdy doesn't embrace change. She doesn't. She doesn't like to move. She doesn't like to call the movers. So I feel like this is a big step, like, for the growth of Turdy. And people aren't understanding that because you think it's like, oh, she's just moving studios.

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That is hurtful, especially because you've been so vulnerable in opening up about it and the changes you're experiencing. I have to make a confession of my own. You don't hear it. I haven't noticed your new lap. Like it hasn't struck me at all, which also I think goes to prove the authenticity of it.

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You told me, like, we were going viral. People are making, like, hilarious sounds with your snow song. Like, we're just kind of the talk of the town.

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But just also take solace in knowing like if baby were thirsty, you'd be thirsty. If baby were craving water, you'd be craving water.

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Or maybe first 100 days is sorting it out. The 100 days are very important.

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Okay. Well, I'm glad to know that I've curated a really personalized Reels algorithm over on Instagram all this time and perhaps it will serve me. However, I don't think, I think this will get sorted out. Like I don't think it's the end of TikTok really. Cause you would think I'd be happier. Like good.

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All of my defiance was paid off, but I just don't, I'm not getting that feeling, but maybe it's cause it's like the boy who cried wolf. I've felt that we've been here before. Yeah. But we've never been this close. That's what we said last time.

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I'm writing down our countdowns too, because I have my book of lists. Megan Markle's new show, which has been delayed. Which we will discuss. And that countdown just got a bit longer, but like, yeah, I just want to keep our eye on the various prizes.

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Yep, it's on here. And TikTok.

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Oh, Molly Mae's show. That's my other countdown.

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Molly Mae's show should be any day now. Should be any day.

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Oh, you think? Oh, that was a lot of time. Right, right, right. Shocking.

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I didn't even get to myself. I had a lovely weekend. Thanks for asking. Oh, good. What happened? Oh, just like a lot. I feel like I really played the weekend well because sometimes I feel like I do too much and it's not relaxing. And then other times I feel like we stay home too much and like We go a little stir crazy and like time just drags on.

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Well, also it's confusing because doesn't the food enter them through the umbilical cord, but like their mouth is moving? Yeah, no. And like, are they drinking that fluid? Like amniotic fluid? You know, I just, I don't get it. I think like, honestly, it's a call out to the stenographer. Like, and I've heard that too. Like when they're in there and their mouth is moving, like, oh, baby's drinking.

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So I feel like we really mapped it out well with various errands. We went to the farmer's market. Harging. And like I'm kind of struggling because. With the market? With the concept. Like I bought eggs from like a co-op, like a local farm co-op. And I haven't. eaten any of them yet. Yeah. You got to see the farm first.

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I went to their Instagram and their website and like they look legit and they do the whole like raw milk, raw dairy. They're one of those. And I should be glad as someone who's, you know, a homesteading tribe wife that I found my local farm co-op. But I don't know.

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I'm having like, I'm having a hard time kind of like jumping in and being the sort of person that's like trusting these random fucking eggs off the street over the eggs at the grocery store. But like that's sort of where like life has led me.

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I'm on the precipice of greatness, but like I can't crack these eggs. I'm just like looking at them. I'm like, where did they come from?

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I'm sure they're fine. I'm sure there are standards that you have to meet to be in a part of a farmer's market. Like I do think you need like food licensing. I'll have to look into it because I haven't been to a farmer's market actually ever in this journey of like, organic crunchiness. And so I just need to say a lot of it was giving like, hey, I made this.

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I don't know. So I spend a lot of my weekend thinking about these eggs. Just like mulling over the eggs. Yeah, mulling. And also they're farm fresh. I don't have to put them in the fridge. They're just sitting on my counter, like looking at me.

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You have to have a local farmer. Where you meet them is at the farmer's market. But I'm just having like that trust is very tenuous at the moment.

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Yeah, without further ado, I guess you don't want to hear about my Sunday. Oh, no, you're right. I don't. No kidding.

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No, no, it's fine. I'll save it for another day.

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But no, don't they get it all through their belly button?

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Also, you come to it through your kids because you start from the beginning with them. Like you go from milk to food and you have to start with one ingredient and then you work up to two. So if you're giving them outside food, you automatically are looking at the ingredients just to see if there's too many. And then you start to see like, what are these ingredients?

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Yeah, but also you don't have to be drinking for baby to be drink because- like the stuff is still in your belly. You know what I mean?

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Thank you, SlashChart. What can I say? So our first story, and it's worth mentioning before we get into the stories, that obviously the big story of the day and the week is still the fires in L.A. I would have hoped that by today there would have been more containment, but they're still raging.

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There are so many different threats to the various communities, including people losing their houses, looting, crime. It's just so scary out there. Arson. More arson, yeah. It's just, it's devastating.

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And that's really like, I was sat this weekend on my phone, just like watching, reading about everything, like seeing, but also of course, like how many people are helping, how many people, like you really see the good in people.

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But also so much, so much evil too. Like I know that you want to focus, everyone's like sharing that, like Mr. Rogers quote, like find the helpers. And like, there are so many people doing so many amazing things, but it also shows like the,

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It is very crazy. So some of our stories is like fire related, but really that's what's going on. And just, yeah. we're just thinking of everyone there and hoping everyone is staying safe. Even then you also have to think about like the toxic air now. Right.

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You can't even, even the communities that have been like contained or even the people who haven't had to, who don't have to evacuate yet, but are nearby. There are just so many different things to consider. And we're just thinking about that's really where our minds are today. Yeah. However, um, Meghan Markle has delayed her Netflix debut of With Love, Meghan amid the LA fires.

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So Meghan Markle's show was supposed to come out this week. We were countdown to With Love, Meghan, but she's decided to postpone the release date of her new series as wildfires continue to devastate her hometown of LA. At the request of Meghan, with the full support of Netflix, the release of the series, which is a tribute to the beauty of Southern California.

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has been moved from its previously announced Jan 15th premiere date to March 4th. Let me just write that down. Just update your account, Jeff. Due to the ongoing devastation caused by the wildfires.

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Yeah. It's a great excuse. It is. Enjoy it. Thank you. I actually will. Well, then you go into breastfeeding and like you're hungrier than ever.

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But it also, I think you could argue both sides really strongly and actually don't know what the right decision is. But I also think what's easier for her and better for her and ultimately not to think this way, better for their bottom line and viewership is to postpone it. Because she can't promote the show right now because her and Harry are like on the ground trying to help people.

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They've opened up their home. It would be tone deaf to promote the show when she is, you know, someone who, sorry, people would call it tone deaf of her to promote the show. And so she can't do that.

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Right. No, people can watch it. But she can't do everything that she wants to in support of it. Otherwise, she would get a lot of backlash. Because I think, actually, if it is a show about the beauty of Southern California, this might actually be the right time for people to watch it to really appreciate the beauty of the state and what's being lost.

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You can make that argument, but also you can make the argument that like now is not the time.

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Losing the momentum? No, just looking at it through the lens of like, Why are you delaying it? Because you can't do all the things that you would wanna do for it. But that doesn't mean the show can't come out.

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No, it's definitely, it's definitely an interesting conversation. One that Megan is not the only one who is a part of. You were sending me some stuff and we were talking about it last night, how people are kind of dragging others, brands, influencers for carrying on business at this time.

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I also think it's because the influencers who they invite are everyone's favorite to go after. Like I don't even, I didn't even hear about this Caudalie South of Friendship. Who went on it? Probably influencers that are so big and fancy that they're out of your realm of like- Not really actually.

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Like they've actually probably done more charity and gave away more money like in order to offset what they were about to do than if they just canceled the whole thing totally.

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Everyone's promoting and talking about. They had a moment of silence. I saw it. One of the games. So nice. Did you think that the Houston Texans should have let the chargers win? No. I didn't even think that's funny. When they started playing, I was like, oh, LA will win because like they need this. That's actually so funny. I didn't like put together that an LA team was playing.

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It was an LA team. But then I'm like, it's a playoff. So like they can't just give it all away.

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They've worked all year for this.

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Like, but I think it's also because like football, they don't give them a lot of leeway in terms of like, if people were calling for that, they, you know, maybe it's because they're a bigger organization. They don't give in to backlash. Yeah. They kind of, actually they do a little bit, but I don't know.

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And then you guys would be like, get these fucking influencers out of here. And then you would be like, well, you'll only volunteer and take a picture. It's not. And then I take a picture of it to promote it. And you literally can't win.

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Everybody's like. Everyone's going to work. Everybody else is working except the influencer shouldn't and Tarte shouldn't do their trip. It's so, I don't agree with it at all. No, I don't agree with it either. And I just. That's why I said like even Megan, like she could have. She could have still done her show.

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Me neither. But you're saying these same tripping with Tartars.

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And turt being tart, not turty. It's very confusing.

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And then also people would have a conversation. People who aren't posting, they're not grateful. The people who are excited to be there are the most grateful to be there who's never done something like this in their careers.

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Yeah, but that's why with anything, there's always gonna be people who have an issue. So you have to do, you have to stay true to yourself. Do what feels right for you.

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Yeah. Okay, well, we shall see. I mean, I do wonder what's gonna happen with awards season. I do think a lot of things are gonna continue to be postponed for logistical reasons and also- societal. Sensitivity. Sensitivities, yeah. But our next story is actually two faces of this crisis who have emerged and are really a beacon of hope for the country. Spencer and Heidi. Spencer and Heidi.

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Heidi Montag has hit number one on iTunes as Spencer Pratt has been asking fans to stream her music for income help after their house burned down. So Spencer and Heidi were among the first to lose their house in the Palisades. And then Spencer also shared that they had been dropped from insurance in in the weeks leading up to the fires. So they have lost a lot.

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He has taken to TikTok and social media and is gaining a bit of a following. And now I think they're talking to Hulu about, cause everyone's saying, give them a reality show again to watch them rebuild. They are kind of the faces of this crisis and they're amazing TV. It's a no brainer. He said they do have a meeting with Hulu.

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And what's also really brilliant about the Heidi thing is that it costs no money for people to support them and just stream the song and they're able to, generate income. So that's really great. But no, people have been really following closely their story.

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No, no, no. I feel like that is a separate case. Mandy Moore. She's like a working actress, you know? No, and I do think that people... as long as you've contributed to the GoFundMe, I feel like that's, that's, that's weird. Like to someone, I would expect that anyone who's posting a GoFundMe has, has contributed. Cause like. Either on the website itself or personally to the person.

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You obviously don't feel that strongly if you couldn't even give a dollar. Yeah. Yeah. But it is a tough line to walk. I mean, are we like Megan Fox's nail artist? Yes. But it's like, I wouldn't expect her to like cover the whole thing. Yeah.

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There are so many different conversations in this. And especially in like, I don't know what it is. Uh, like it's like charity gate. There's, there's that. There's also like people are donating to the LA public services, which they have the highest, like Whitney Cummings said, it's so nice that you guys want to donate to our firefighters. That's nice.

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But like, that's crazy that you should have to. Right. Given what we pay. Right.

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It's a crazy time and it's just, it's ongoing. I feel like there are obviously immediate things that need to happen. Even like where are the kids going to school? I was thinking that too. And these are, some of them are kids who are out two years for COVID.

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No, and it will just depend what people in mass decide to do. If everyone's rebuilding, then yeah, if you have a standing house, that might be more attractive. You don't have to wait to build. But I saw the Palisades Village, which- Rick Caruso had built. It's still standing because he had hired private firefighters to defend it. But it's like, who can shop there? Who's shopping there now?

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No, right. There's no... community, there's like, there's nothing. It's crazy to think about there's no community, the schools, the churches.

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And are people gonna wait? People have to move on with their lives.

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Yes, and also do you only get insurance if you rebuild or do you get it for what you lost and you can spend it how you want? I think the second one. Oh, okay. So then people might take their money elsewhere.

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Yeah. And there are a lot of people like offering advice on this particular thing. Which we are obviously not experts on. No, no, no. I'm just saying like, there's so many different things that people are having to deal with now. Struggling. that people are contributing.

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Like there are just so many different ways that you can help, but also so many ways that you can't, you know, if you feel it's like a helpless situation, the fire is still going on. Correct. Oh, anyway, switching gears to our next story, which is three. Okay. Timothy Chalamet is set to host and musical guest SNL. Oh yeah. This is interesting.

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So Timothy Chalamet has been announced as the host and musical guest of SNL on January 25th. It seems as though that he will be musical guesting like as Bob Dylan.

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When you compare it to other big biopics like Elvis and, like Bohemian Rhapsody, like walk the line. Like, yeah, it's a flop because it's not commercial, but is it, did it get that big budget or is this a new indie movie? I don't know. I don't really care.

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A complete unknown, which is also a terrible name for a movie.

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A couple of things about him performing as Bob Dylan on SNL. First of all, Bob Dylan is still alive, right? This is something that I've realized. I'm reading like all these like headlines about Bob Dylan, how he has like no friends. And it seems as though he's alive.

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So maybe he'll join Timothy. How does he feel about this guy just out there like being him?

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However, I am looking forward to it because I feel like Kylie will go. I feel like Kylie will be in attendance supporting her mans. Big night.

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I don't know. I actually think Timothee Chalamet will be really good. I think he's really talented. I think it gets overlooked because there's so much like lore around him, but I think he's really good in these SNL type things of like improv and comedy. And I think his hosting will be great. I agree. And I think he's going to surprise us with the music.

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Did you see that video of him in his talent show? Like rapping little Timmy? Yeah.

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I just wish it was like, I don't think I know a Bob Dylan song. So whether it's good or bad, I don't know. I won't be able to know as opposed to like if it were,

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We discovered the answer so many times.

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He better sing that, and he better bring out Adele. Bring out Adele, yeah. And Bob Dylan Sr. and Kylie on Rise or Shine, okay?

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Okay, I'm going to make a committed effort to watch this clip on YouTube when it's done. I'm going to make a committed effort.

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No, I could barely stay up past midnight on New Year's Eve. You? Actually, low-key, I stay up really late. I do it in bed, though, so it feels different. But I go to sleep really late. You're just sleeping with your eyes open, you know? Yeah, I'm just in bed, but I'm not sleeping. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?

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It is most certainly our next story brought to you by eHarmony. I couldn't have said it better.

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You can't watch anything these days with an in-law or a parent or like a sibling. Yeah, it was really crazy.

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Our next story, a little bit of rumor mills. A Simple Favor 2 director is addressing Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick feud rumors, delaying the release of the movie, and he is just shutting them down. He slammed speculation that A Simple Favor 2 starring Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick has been shelved by Amazon because...

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As one user on X claimed, Blake Lively's refusal to promote amid her messy legal battle with Justin Baldoni and growing tensions with Anna Kendrick. Anna is furious. Paul Feig is disappointed. Hollywood is in shock.

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I mean, so much lore that we watched this movie last month after it's been out for years. It came and went. No one was talking about it. I guess we watched it because we had heard the sequel was coming and because Paul Feig is doing The Housemaid. So this movie just keeps coming up.

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It has such a cult following. And usually when things do, it's because they're good. The movie was so bad.

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Of my life. However, the sequels coming out, usually sequels are worse though, so.

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it probably will be bad but Paul Feig is defending Blake Lively and saying this is total BS sorry the movie is finished and coming out soon don't believe anything you read on social media these days right the movie is like completely filmed completely ready to go and people are just saying like Amazon has decided not to release it like sorry you don't spend a hundred million dollars on a movie and you don't release it so I'm sure it's coming out when it's coming out yeah but this I feel like will be another movie it already has all of these legs of just people drama having opinions about it I feel like when it comes out it's going to be a whole other thing

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, I guess in the movie.

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They literally seem like they're two characters in the movie. And that's why when two people. people are feuding on a movie like this. I'm like, great, well, that's the movie. But when it's two people who are supposed to be in love, it ruins the movie because you know that they don't like each other. It makes it really hard to promote. And we just are all reminded that we're watching a movie.

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But I actually don't mind the fact if they don't get along, that's actually better for the movie. It's more real.

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No, there were a handful of people, not a lot, but a strong but mighty contingency.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Mm-hmm. A little Little Mix news because Little Mix alum Jessie Nelson is announcing her pregnancy with twins. So Jessie from Little Mix, the first to leave the band and thus starting the end- The girl who ruined the band. Of the band, is announced that she's pregnant with twins. She said she's eating for three now. So that's very exciting.

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But it shows a crack in the surface, you know, and then it's like, oh, we can just leave.

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And- it's worth noting like Little Mix is coming back. They've said they'll be back. They're just like taking a pause for motherhood and such.

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No. And like, when I do think about the music that I would want Little Mix to be making, like, I don't want to sound, you know, ageist and misogynist, but it's like not what they probably want to be making at this stage in their lives. Like, I don't know if the twain shall meet.

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Sort of. But in a way that like, you know, I do my own music. I'm just saying as like the person who loves Little Mix the most, I would actually, I would be very much okay if they don't reunite ever. And like the music that they made for us during that time is just a moment in time.

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And it's just perfection in a bottle.

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No, they're never getting back together.

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So I saw a clip recently of their auditions and someone was like, how did these, did I send it to you? They're like, how did these people become the biggest boy band in the world? Like they're horrible.

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They're even when they say, Oh, it's what you do to me. Individual auditions stink. Cause they all auditioned separately. And then even when they sang torn for Simon Cowell, Like it's bad. And they're wearing like actual threads.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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As long as the person has a little,

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bit of pitch Ariana Grande has the best voice like of our time period and growing up she's probably like always the girl with a really good voice but now it's on another level like due to training she even said like she trained for a year before she auditioned for Wicked like she doesn't just show up and sing so on the one hand it's a skill you have to like it's a god-given talent but it's also a skill that you can hone and make better

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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Yes, but then, and even people who have the gift need to work at it.

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No, it's so crazy. But now I'm thinking about Susan Boyle. That was a cultural shift. Yeah, she did what no other woman dared to do. I think she did that. That was seriously so crazy. Where is she now? We should have her on the toast. I do believe she's like, you know, a gal about town.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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No, no, I think she like, you know, lends her voice here and there. Right, to platforms. To platforms and advocacy groups. That was when like YouTube videos would like seriously go viral. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. And that, I'll never forget.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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It was really crazy. And that wasn't a song that I knew. I dreamed a dream before she sang it. And then it was like my favorite song. I dreamed a dream of time gone by. You know what? It's so beautiful. I want to go watch that video and see if it holds up and see if it's like as chill inducing as it was back then.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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What is that? Les Mis? That's Les Mis. I've never seen it, though I literally should because it's historical fiction musical. Like, that's me.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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No, staying hydrated is a tough business. Last week on Monday, New Year, New Me, I drank an entire glass.

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thermos before the toast by yesterday I was first sip of coffee like first sip coffee but today's a Monday reset I'm giving the thermos the old college try so I am on my second I am on my second cup of coffee like stop it also I had heard this statistic I'm just like constantly looking for pregnancy like statistics and studies like that can

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But art should make you think.

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Also, not all the time. We don't need to be uncomfortable all the time. There can be like one movie in the nominations that's like, oh, that's a crazy movie. These days, it's like, oh, that's the movie that, you know, the happy people saw.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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But Turdy, you're committed. And also that's the one that looks very good. Well, that one's still in theater. So maybe I'd go to the theater and see that.

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I need some like popcorn. There's an intermission. So maybe it is for you.

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Oh my gosh, the clips that I've seen of Amelia Perez.

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I think the transition is earnest, but then it also, the vibe I'm getting, it's like that that should absolve him. From his crimes. From his, her crimes. I don't know whose crimes they are anymore.

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Or the clip of Selena Gomez. I can't even repeat what she said. Like my jaw hit the floor.

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And it's so crazy when people put it in perspective, I never expected Wicked to win anything major, but when people are saying this one best musical over Wicked is absurd. When you think about it that way, because it's a musical. About a sex changing cartel leader.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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No, Golden Globes is a good place to start. And also, watch all sorts of things that do look good to you. I'm sure Amelia Perez will be all over the Oscars. Don't watch that. I don't know if it'll be all over the Oscars, honestly. But it won. It got this Golden Globes stamp of approval. Yeah, but that's the Golden Globes. I'm just saying.

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Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but he's such an actor that he really should just like become the person that he's playing. He's really an extra. He's like a classic actor where it's like, you don't know a lot about this person. He's just like doing his job. but you know more about him.

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Mary Queen of Scots. I feel like I always talk, I feel like I talk about it like too much every time he comes up.

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British period pieces. Speaking of, I started The Empress last night, season two. I was saving it. I'm just kind of having a hard time getting into it because now that I know so much about Cece, I read two books on her. Like this show is fiction. You girl boss too close to the sun. The show is fiction. He didn't have a crazy brother that was trying to overthrow the throne. Like it's all irrelevant.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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And I'm just being like, what is this fake show that I'm watching? And also something that's really bothering me is I'm watching it dubbed with subtitles. And the dubbing does not match the subtitles. I'm watching two different scripts.

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But I also want to say the concept of the sentence is the same, but it's one sort of those translations that could be a huge difference. It's certain sentences, like there's major differences in the translation. I'm having a hard time. My brain is working too hard. Yeah, it was pissing me off.

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Trippin' with Turt: Monday, January 13th, 2025

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I want to turn off the subtitles, but I'm also eating and I'm crunching and I can't hear what they're saying. Yeah, the crunch like adds a whole other level. And I can't lip read because they're saying something else. So my brain is working really hard. And for what? It's not even true. For what? It's not even true. I think I'd rather read a book.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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It's Jax and Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday because Jax and Claude is coming to town. Oh yeah. Jax is coming. Jackson Claude is coming to town. Yeah, that's right.

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Don't forget. I didn't think about that. I didn't think about that. How frequently you're sneezing. Cause I peed my pants yesterday on, thank God we had just gotten home and thank God I was wearing a dress because it didn't even touch my dress. I just like peed down my leg. It was like a big sneeze. It was probably the first time I sneezed all day. Cause I don't have allergies.

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I didn't even think about the pregnant girlies who have allergies.

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Yeah, no. And I was like being a martyr. Because I got home and like I wanted to put all my stuff away. I really had to pee. But I do this thing where I'm like,

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let me get like all my stuff like put away my bag put away put my pajamas on before I go to the bathroom and pee it's like I have to earn the pee I don't know why um and so I'm standing in Ben's closet like I was cleaning up after him putting his shirt away and I literally peed on the floor yeah you can't you have to empty your bladder yeah and it's like it goes away after pregnancy like I don't when I'm not pregnant I don't sneeze and pee um but it's definitely inconvenient allergy season twice pregnant 1000% on the third you know who actually suffers from allergies Romeo

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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He actually does really suffer from allergies, so it affects his daily walks. But he is on like a wellness regimen. As you guys know, he is a brand ambassador for Wagwell. They have allergy and itch chews, chicken flavor. He loves them. I need an allergy and itch chew. Would you eat a chicken flavored one? No. Okay, okay. Do I have lunch after this, by the way? I meant to ask you.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Yeah. She's taking her classes online. But the thing about Jackie is that she's getting her degree on her own time. Like you really could just don't have to worry about her.

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Oh, I thought you were going to say I've gotten to the point where, like, your toes hurt when you wear socks.

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I don't know if I have time for that.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Okay, well, it's called pressure points, yes. And that's where my acupuncture was. Pressure point for a breech baby is on your pinky toe. There's a lot of like uterine, not uterine, uterine pressure points.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Wait, okay, two things. One, I can't do pedicure at lunch because I have a major like project. I'm doing a bunch of home projects this week and one of them is today. I'm having my carpets, couches, everything like professionally steamed and cleaned so I can't. But two, I can't believe we've been sitting here for this long and we're literally the worst business women ever.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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We announced a merch launch today.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Super cute. Spring collection. The t-shirts that everybody loves that we made like a year ago, we came out.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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I wear it. I've worn it for like six months. I didn't even care. By the way, if you're pregnant postpartum, those shirts will save your life. We're launching three of them. We've got new crewnecks. We've got new sweatshirts. We have phone cases for the first time in a while. We've got hats. So it's all over on our Instagram. It's Wednesday, 10 a.m. Eastern time at shoptoastmerch.com.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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That'll be exciting. Yeah, and it's still the same old... Well, the same new...

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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format of their stock you will get able to ship immediately and then if um things sell out we'll put them up for pre-order sorry about that we forgot to like literally do our business we were just having so much fun being pregnant podcasting in person but that's also part of our business so i just feel like we've been businessing all day what kind of business y'all in pregnant podcasting literally we finally have an answer for what kind of business we're in pregnant podcasting in person in person

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Oh, so you have to be careful. Well, I was planning on getting one more. I haven't gotten a lot of pedicures in this pregnancy because, like, who am I trying to impress? And I was planning on getting one more, like, maybe once my maternity leave starts and, like, I have nothing to do except wait around for the baby to come, that I would get my final pedicure then. Got it.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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I can't wait another day, unfortunately. Okay, so we're on different pedicure schedules.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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It's from our Spritz commercial. Yeah. I love to quote myself. Of course. Claudia, that's beautiful. That's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. Claudia, that's beautiful. Yeah. How are the stories? I know we are here to talk about ourselves, but we are also here to talk about others. The stories are fine.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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So that's funny. My thought was like, I honestly can't believe she spent mother's day with Donna Kelsey. I know her mother was there too, but it felt really crazy. Yes.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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So this is like so fundamental and so basic and it's like not shocking that the water that you might be showering in is like full of crap. And I saw people raving about Jolie on TikTok. And honestly, it was a little bit of like a doubter, a non-believer. We got one and Ben was so worried about his water pressure. He's like, we're not changing it. I like the water pressure, the water pressure.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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We have to do a photo shoot after this. Like, we'll just touch bellies. Well, you know what we have to do? Aren't we on a billboard this week?

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Yeah, we are. We are. We kind of... We haven't really talked about the fact that we actually achieved a major milestone career-wise. In the podcasting space.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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By the way, the pictures are crap. Like you can't see everyone.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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I think we see the back of Kylie. Is that who that is? She looks like a mother breastfeeding or something. I only see this. Uh-huh. And this. Oh, okay. I saw one other picture. I do believe... What I read was that Donna was there. And of course... Excuse me. Yeah, Andrea. Taylor would never forsake her own mother on Mother's Day. No matter how much she wants to lay on the guy. It's so true.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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No one's more important to Taylor than her mom. I just did think this was kind of crazy. Like... As you get into a relationship and then become a mother yourself, Mother's Day becomes more complicated, right? It's like, well, are we celebrating me being a mom or my mom? And so Taylor's not even there yet, and they're already compromising. I guess we'll all have Mother's Day together.

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And that's nice. I was just shocked that it wasn't... And then by that logic, where's Kylie's mom?

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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where you have like a barbecue at like a house. No, it would be perfectly appropriate to stay home. And I think most people opt to like cook big, extravagant, have everyone out over at the house because it's May and it's beautiful and we sit on the back patio. Like, yeah, it's like a, I think the less popular thing is to go out. Am I right?

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I think it's equal, but I'm just saying because of Taylor, you can't just go to a restaurant.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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That, um... We are receiving kind of like our Hollywood walk of fame moment. Yeah. Our Spotify creator milestone. We reached the bronze tier of hitting 100 million streams on Spotify, which we're really proud of. On Spotify alone. It doesn't include YouTube.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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the logical place. Maybe Kylie didn't want to host. Right. The logical place to have the brunch would be at Jason and Kylie's, but she's obviously busy, you know, in her postpartum era. Donna could have hosted. Yeah. I don't know. It's definitely, it's a choice, but maybe that's just what they do.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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And also something about like her outfit was so regular. Have you been to Tallulah's? No. Why would the fuck would I have been to Tallulah's? You've traveled the country. I have, but no, I haven't eaten at Tallulah's. Um, I do find the whole thing very regular of them. And her outfit was like also really regular. And she didn't look like a movie star, pop star, glam, azad.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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She just looked like a girl. Yeah, going out to brunch. Which I guess is good, you know, to keep a little prof. But she didn't. No, she didn't. Keep a little prof. She didn't. Even though I think people pretty much left them alone.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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No, they can't with little chairs. Travis needs a big chair. I do want to thank you. I know at one point in time this was your water bottle, but it's mine now. Cool. Thanks. It's really delicious. I've really been loving water.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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And I thought I would like have to drink water begrudgingly, like knowing I would need to up my, but the way I crave it.

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Yeah, it's also good postpartum. I think you'll still enjoy. Yeah, loving my hydro jug. Like, I'm loving the whole experience. Yeah. I've started, like, bringing my hydro jug places with me. Like, I take it in the car. I bring it to the studio some days. Like, not today. Obviously, that's why I co-opted yours. But it's nice. Like, loving water. Yeah. It's cool.

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And it's like a later in pregnancy thing. Cause in the beginning I was still avoiding it, like trying to do crystal light to like drink. And then I found out crystal light has aspartame. Like it's really, it's so good. Highly recommend. Check it out. Do you have a code?

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It's like one of our smaller platforms.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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Yeah. Like I'm really looking forward to like going back to not giving a fuck about aspartame. Like I'm, I've obviously given up on soda a little bit. Like it's, So important to remember the women who do crack when they're pregnant. And I'm honestly grateful to them. Even if on soda in the sense of worrying about it or drinking it. Worrying about it. Like in the very beginning, I was really good.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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And then I let myself do like one once a week. And then it was once every couple of days. And now it's one a day. Like when we go to lunch, I'm having a soda.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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100 million. 100 million. See these glasses? $100 million. They're giving us a billboard. They're giving us a plaque. We actually asked for two and they said no, but they're working on it. I think they said you could pay for the second. No, no, no. YouTube. You can't even pay. When we got our YouTube plaque, we were like, oh, we're like a duo. Can we get two?

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And I think we all like as women need to thank the women who do crack when they're pregnant because that's like the litmus test. Yeah, it's like, oh my God, should I take this Tylenol? It's like, please, there are women doing crack when they're pregnant. Claudia, don't take the Tylenol. I don't know what we would do without the women who do crack. Yeah, yeah.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

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They're kind of like necessary to the maternal ecosystem. Yeah. And obviously I'm not endorsing you do crack when you're pregnant. I'm just saying the fact that there are a few people who do, thanks. It makes me feel better. I'm happy for you. About like sleeping on my back which sorry like I'm doing. Like I'm doing it. I couldn't stop if I tried.

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I just like wake up on my back so if something was really wrong the baby would wake me up.

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We don't really know like 100% why they broke up. But we know that it wasn't infidelity. Which is like. It was his drinking. And his like. Like his issues.

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present in their lives so she had to cut him off until he got sober that's something you can come back from like the infidelity some people can't work through so um no but it's like I don't think anybody's judging her it's like you're only the worst partner ever when you're drinking that means if you don't drink we can have a happy relationship yeah

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Can I ask you a question as like a hardcore stan? Do you feel like a little bit of the magic is gone? Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

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They're like, yeah, you just have to pay. It was $150. I'm like, sure. Spotify was like, you get one. And so we were arguing where it should go, but we pushed back. We were like, please. We can't be the first people to have this issue.

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culture like when everybody loves your relationship I feel like we talked about that a lot with like Paige and Craig like when everybody loves you like makes it so fun you're like yeah let's be together great endorsement of your relationship and I feel like even if you're feeling like having a moment of doubt it's like well everybody loves us like everyone can't be wrong it keeps the train on the tracks a little bit longer than it might have I think so but it also does add like a lot of pressure so when you do break up like you're kind of hesitant to like see the red flags um so I'm happy they're back together and I'm not like saying anything I'm just like I don't know it doesn't hit

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as hard. It's like a little bit. Yeah. And it's great that they're so real, but like who wants real?

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I don't like die for them in the way that you do. That's just because you haven't watched a season yet. No, but I'm also like, just as a spectator, I'm like, okay, they're a spectator. That's great. Like, that's great. But it's not like...

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I mean, it would benefit him in all aspects of his life. As an athlete, like, it's not helpful for you to drink. As a father, as a partner, you know, it's good. Just lay off the sauce. Trust me. Watch the Karen Reid documentary. You won't want to drink ever again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, apparently he just, like, won another fight, too. Yeah, so did Jake Paul, I saw. With who?

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It was, like, you know, one of, like, we're not in the fighting scene, so, like, it meant nothing to us. I think we're in the fighting scene. We're in, like, the mainstream fighting scene. Like, the celebrities go to big fights. It wasn't one of those. What other fights does he do? He has to do, like, you know, fights to stay with, like, fighters. Like, yeah, in the league, yeah.

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Yeah, so... We are on a billboard. So maybe we'll do our paternity shoot in Times Square. That's what I'm thinking. Love. Inspired. So publicly podcasting pregnant. Publicly podcasting pregnant. I have something to tell you. Okay. I found out something really crazy like two days ago. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to say if I wanted to get Jackie's reaction.

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But I just feel really strongly, oddly enough, that It's much harder to make a successful reality show in New York than in other cities. When you think about the Bravo shows that are set in New York City, right now they have that new one, Next Gen. It looks horrible. Let's be real. Truly horrible. Has anyone watched it? Did it premiere yet? I feel like it's coming out in June.

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I don't think it has premiered yet, but I just don't think it's going to be what it is.

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It's not giving. And that's the thing with New York. It's like when it comes to like who you can cast, you're kind of left with two parties of people, like people who are extremely wealthy and successful and rich and they don't want to be on reality TV. And then New York is just full of people who want to be on reality TV, who have aspirations of being extremely wealthy and

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And that's like, it gives way to like thirsty, desperate and just like uninteresting people. So I think it makes casting really, really hard for like a Bravo franchise. And they haven't done a good job up until this point. Even the women that they found for Rony, for original Rony, like they turned out to be amazing, but like they were just regular women, you know?

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There are a lot of wealthy, famous people who want to be on reality TV in L.A.,

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Yeah, but I don't think there are people like that in New York, honestly.

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It's more like old money, like hush hush.

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So would you say like the people that they cast for this new generation of Roni, like those are like. No, I wouldn't say. That's not who I would have casted.

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For a housewife, right? That's different than a Ramona. Because what was it about Ramona? You know?

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They were just women. They were just moms.

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Do you think it has anything to do with the fact that at one point, all the women on the show were cast as... all the women who were cast were both wives and mothers. Cause it was the real housewives. And then it just became a show of like socialites. Like being married wasn't a prerequisite.

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On, okay, I'm like hyping it up a little too much. You're becoming a Branson boy? No. Everything you tell me is like Branson boys. No, no, it literally actually has to do with me, which is so rare. I never get to talk about myself. So I haven't watched the newest episode of Paul American because I'm saving it. Right. And there's another episode that comes out this week. I believe it's the finale.

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The Roni reboot was overall an enormous failure. But Roni was in a place that other franchises found themselves in. OC kind of got itself out of it, weirdly, by leaning into the past but also the future. Jury's still out on New Jersey, like what's going to happen there. Atlanta has really revived itself. They're having one of their best seasons yet, so it can be done.

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I just would love to know, what do we blame this on? You know, like I'm trying to... Like, it's New York. Yeah. Like, it should be the easiest. It should be the easiest. And even to cast the new generation, like, I'm sorry, like, pinning it all on Jenna Lyons for, like, name recognition. And she was literally, hands down, the worst housewife.

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And Jackie, she was the worst housewife.

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Right, no, and she went on the show to, like, promote her. That's the other thing. Like, people are so strategic now, especially someone like Jenna Lyons, who has a lot to lose. She's not going to be acting crazy. So she's here promoting, like, her false lashes, like, whatever. Like, that's so boring to me.

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Like, if you, I'm sorry, if you have a small business, like, you should not be allowed on Real Housewives. Like, it's boring. No, I agree.

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If you're looking for wealthy people.

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So me and Ben were like, we'll watch them together. We'll really enjoy it. And people were like, Claudia, you're really going to like this episode because I guess Nina's doing like birth prep and she has like a healer come. She does like a lot of things that I've been talking about. So my friend Beatrice sends me a clip and I'm like, all right, you watch Paul American?

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So obviously eating salads is an important thing, you know, for your health, but also for your image, right? Like when I know I'm about to be seen out, if I'm going to like a really trendy restaurant, I do order a salad because I know what it makes people think. You know, they say, oh, she's eating a salad. Maybe we should cast her in The Real Housewives of New York, you know?

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And Taylor Farms gets like, they understand the image that comes along with eating a salad. And that's why they make them pargy. And their top salad kits are Taking the World by Storm, specifically the Toasty Universe. It's so easy to get your salad together. They come in so many different flavors, like sweet kale, Caesar, avocado ranch, Mediterranean crunch.

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She's like, no, watch the clip. So I watched the clip. And Beatrice was the one who recommended my healer to me. Nina Ogdell is using my healer, Yiska. Remember I was talking about Yiska? She's on this episode of Paul American.

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Okay, healing is not the right word I use. She's a doula. So she was recommending to me to do like moxibustion. She does acupuncture, prenatal massage, stretching. Was she the one who did your acupuncture? No. No. She was one who came to my house. Remember I said I felt amazing. She did all these like stretches and like this birth prep. And you slept good. And I slept really good. Yeah.

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Smiley Miley. You mean that devil skank Miley? Yeah. And we were like, whoa. Right. Is this a throwback? Is this a call for help? Is this current? It was confusing. And then rumors were swirling that Tish unfollowed Miley. Right. Because they were together. It's like, oh, Miley's now back with the dad. Tish has unfollowed Miley in, you know, retribution. So Miley took. No, sorry. Retaliation.

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Miley took to Instagram to clear up a few things. Which actually is kind of crazy. Like. I feel like Miley doesn't like make statements. Do you know what I mean?

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That, like, things are getting better and the family is trying to heal and move forward. I never for one second thought that, like, Miley was betraying Trish. Like, I think... Through all of this, Miley has actually been like the most steadfast Trish. Yeah. So I didn't think that. And I can't live my life based on people claiming celebrities and following other celebrities.

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It almost always turns out to be not true. Like they were never following them in the first place. Or it's like someone deactivated their account. Right, right. I can't live my life by those standards because it's too volatile. So I never thought Miley... That's not the interesting part here. And I'm glad she cleared that up for people who aren't as smart as me.

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The interesting part was like how do you... Come back from that devil's kink Miley.

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You know, it takes like a good strong woman to make a man normal.

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It's hard to... How would you feel if your father was marrying someone your own age? It's hard to... Is she very... She's super young, Fire Rose. It's hard to get on board with that. But then you see your dad in a relationship with an age-appropriate woman.

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She was amazing. And I was like so lucky to get one appointment with her. Now I know why she's so in demand. And I was like, they flew her to Puerto Rico, but I forgot that they're nesting in New York. They're nesting in New York. So I was like, oh my God, not me working with the like healer to the stars.

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No, no. But it definitely is not a comfortable... like something you want to endorse. But Elizabeth Hurley, a successful age-appropriate woman, you know what? That's a sign of a sound of mind man. And maybe, yeah, maybe we can start talking again. I think she's like healing Billy Ray. Well, he also needs help. That's the other thing. Well, maybe she's helping him.

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No, but like, sorry, professional help. Maybe she helped him get help. The brother... From Metro Station, what's his name? Brandy? Brandywine? What's his name? Bruce? Trace. Trace. Trace. Trace. Brayson. There is a Brayson. Oh, okay. But I think it was Trace. Brayson Trace. Brayson. One of the brothers. Oh, there is a Trace. Yeah, he's from Metro Station.

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But there is also, they were reunited for Brace's 31st birthday. But Trace has been the one actively, like, really outspokenly saying, Dad, like, on social media, like, you need help. So, and then, of course, we can't talk about the inauguration.

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But, like, they can work on their relationship all they want, but, like, If Billy is still doing like what he did at the inauguration, he's like in that headspace, you can't make progress with a person like that. I don't think he's in that headspace.

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Because her team stinks? Yeah, like, Miley's new era, if you're a big Miley fan and you actively seek it out, like, of course you can find it, but, like, it hasn't come across my desk in an organic way, and that's not a good sign. Because I, most of the time, unless you're, like, one of my faves, Luke Combs, Taylor, like, I don't actively seek out your music.

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When I saw this guy, I was like, that's my girl.

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So if it makes its way to me, that means it's popular. I actually have not even heard one bar of the first one. No, her team stinks.

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I know. And I was like, I was wondering why people were saying like, Claudia, you're going to love it. And I was like, Oh, cause like we're doing the same thing, but people didn't even realize that's my healer.

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They went to the Beyonce concert. That's a story.

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She went to the last Beyonce Renaissance show. And we only know that because the person in the suite next to them took a million videos. Like, thank you, sir. Um, but this time, yeah, they were like better protected. And we only know because she posted a carousel.

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So I want to start with the caption actually, because the, um, the need to acknowledge Beyonce and team, it's like, we get it. Beyonce is your friend. She gave you this for free. Like we got it. Um, but the contents of the carousel were so fascinating to me because I've actually never seen two people like wearing weirder things to a concert in my life. Like her, like early 2000s Herve Leger dress.

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And I get that it's denim. And I think that was like her way of being cowboy. Got it. Um, it didn't read for me. And she actually is always so well dressed. It's like one of, I think one of even people who dislike her can always acknowledge like her style is really pargy. I was so confused by this dress, but then I saw the hat.

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you guys so it's like they're both cosplaying southern cowboy like they've never seen a cowboy before because yeah you think oh it's a cowboy concert let me wear a hat but he's wearing more of like a coachella hat than a southern cowboy hat not even because kimosabe is like very western no but then i just think his choice like the choices he made at kimosabe

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Yeah, you know him and his mom love doing their philanthropic work in Africa. Okay.

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twirl like we're taking it for a spin I think okay social media is not her forte and I do think it looks like a toilet actually but you just showed me the photo it does have an airplane right social media is not Megan strong suit and I actually think it would really behoove her brand and just overall image and if she brought in somebody to help with content and captions.

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Oh, that's a great idea. We're so funny. Let's do it.

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Yes, and I think it's like a reflection of her kind of weird, but we've always said she has like a cringe, quirky personality. So like, you know, a celebrity would know, like you don't have to say, like thanks Beyonce and team. It's just, she needs like a social media manager. I do think it would help her a lot. Especially if she wants to be an influencer. Right.

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The content is not there and the captions are just like cringe and there's a way to make it still seem like it's coming from Megan. Yeah. But with some sort of filter. Everyone does that. Um, I just couldn't, I really could not get over what I was watching. His hat was so crazy.

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And of course the rumors are swirling that because he's covering his hat head, he's finally taken the plunge and gotten hair plugs. Cause obviously that's been something I think people have wanted for him for a long time. I do think it's far too late for him or William to get hair plugs. Like you're bald now. So we would know. They say Harry Styles got hair plugs.

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That would be the perfect way to do it because, like, his hairline started receding. Yeah, but it's like, oh, maybe he upped the rogaine. Not enough for us to notice, and now it'll never be an issue because he got the plugs. So Harry and William are, like, so far gone. Like, we need to stop actually demanding that they do get them because it would be far too obvious.

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Well, I think there are like... If you're going to be bald, like fully bald, it's kind of a handsome look if you can pull it off. I'm not bothered by that. I do think it's important to keep some men ugly, like 100%. But...

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The men who, like, do nothing about it, like, they don't shave their head, they don't wear hats, they don't fix... And they just have, like, you know, the ring, like, the Larry David ring. It's like, could you care less? I don't know. It's like, that's just what's happened to them. I know, but, like, what if a woman just, like, let everything happen to her? Like, we don't. We do Botox.

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chips fall where they naturally respect for sure I'm gonna yell at her go to Turkey you know but she's kind of in the minority whereas like a man who does something about it is in the minority so do you feel like men who don't do anything about it are being like disrespectful by not caring about their looks not disrespectful but I'm like my god you don't even care yeah

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You don't get a hat like that if you don't care about how you look. Okay, when it comes to the case of the hat versus the head, I prefer the head. Like, the hat is so ugly. Show me your bald head.

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Jackie. Have some self-respect. The hat, and people were cracking me up being like, The H is for hat. Because she calls him H. Finally, we got down to the bottom of the mystery. I actually don't know what I would have done with my weekend if he didn't wear the hat. So I'm actually really grateful that he did. And one thing about me, I fucking hate Prince Harry. He is my number one nemesis.

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There's so much discourse around Meghan. And to me, it's like, we need to be talking about the- You allow yourself to not participate by channeling it all towards Harry. We need to really actually focus a lot of the hate and the criticism that we give to Meghan-

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onto Harry I think he's largely to blame for like the entire situation I also think he's the biggest loser on the planet like that statement he gave he's having like a lot of trouble right now in the UK because he lost his case he wants royal security paid for by the taxpayers the taxpayers they give him like a decent level of security but not what like William and Charlie get because you're literally not a royal anymore Charlie um so he's just having like a big loser-y week and I've been on like the I've seen the loser in Harry and I'm ready for the world to see what I see

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So we need to channel like a lot of our criticisms of Megan and just like people are obsessed with Megan, everything she does. Personally, I can hold space for two things. No, to me, Harry has, is, and always will be the problem. And the hat just proves my point. Yeah. Yeah.

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I watched the documentary about Karen Reid. I know you don't know Karen Reid. But I know that there's a documentary about Karen Reid. And I just want to say thank you to Max Documentary for making it so concise. And now I'm fully caught up. It's this really crazy, crazy story. And obviously Karen Reid is being framed. She's being framed by the Manhattan...

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But at the same time, like, Harry is a former Brit living in California. He can like what he likes, you know? No, no, no, I know, but, like... Oh, my God, not me giving space for Harry. I take it back.

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They put the sus in Sussex. Ain't that the truth. Those are good stories. Literally, I forgot about the hat. Like the way, like I feel invigorated.

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Yeah. I mean, it's literally a woman's hat. Thank you for proving my point. Well, that's our show. It's Monday. So, you know, just a regular old toast. But not really. Nothing's regular when we're together, pregnant, podcasting in person. Nothing's regular about the toast ever. No, but especially this week. It's going to be an amazing week. Yeah.

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Massachusetts Police Department it's so corrupt over there but I haven't seen and like obviously I'm on Karen Reid talk there's like a free Karen Reid movement FKR the documentary she sits she's in the documentary so it's like her story so I'm only like seeing her side so obviously I believe it and it's super compelling how long to die in the cold like you guys they totally did that shit but like I would like to see something compelling from the other side just to like see what like people who believe Karen Reid is on trial for murder and she did it like what do you believe

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Because everything I've seen, it's Karen Reid propaganda, but like it's compelling. They framed her. Got it. It's just, it's, it's actually really crazy, except it's very social media heavy. So like there's this huge movement and the reason everyone's talking about it is because this one blogger blew it up and it actually ended up saving Karen's life. Got it.

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The beautiful sounds are brought to you by Jackson Claude coming to town. Jax is in town. Hey, Jax, how you doing? I'm doing good.

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And I just feel like the elk of the free Karen Reed movement, like the people, like I find them annoying. Like now I'm on free Karen Reed talk and I see all the people standing outside the courtroom and it's like, oh, I don't know if I want to be on your side. Like you guys seem like annoying.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

443.661

Um, even though if I, if I, if I had to guess Karen Reed did not kill John O'Keefe who did, I have no fucking idea. I have no fucking idea.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

454.909

Me. You, yeah. I do think you would enjoy, it's also, it's gotten quite political, you know, because he's a police officer. So it's taken the town of Canton, Massachusetts, like by storm. And I'm just along for the ride now. I'm like involved in the TikToks. I'm like, it's, I don't even know how my phone knew that I watched it.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

470.405

But the second I opened my phone, like, it's kind of nice because I wanted to like dive deep more into it. Yeah. But how do they know? Like I literally watched the documentary. They heard it. I was texting Brian. They watched it with you. And then the next thing I know, every single thing on my TikTok is Karen Reed. They literally heard it on your phone.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

486.777

So she basically like is being accused of killing her boyfriend. And they can't even figure out how the boyfriend died. Like they say it was vehicular manslaughter or whatever, but it's like his wounds are incredibly inconsistent with somebody who got hit by a car. So it's like they don't even know how he died. They're just like charging her because they feel like it.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

501.605

Everybody involved is like a cop or an FBI agent. So like they're all covering it up. They've all like, you know, sold their houses, destroyed their cell phones, whatever. They go through this terrible trial in the documentary, 10 weeks, and it's a mistrial. So she's on trial again right now. Like seriously, who has the time? It's like so involved.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

516.625

We went through the whole thing just for that jury to be hung. So it's like obviously the jury. A hung jury means like we're done here, yeah? A hung jury means like we can't come to a decision and it's a mistrial.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

528.406

One of them like means, well, that's that. Okay, no, mistrial, mistrial. And so they, if the state wants to pursue you again, they can, and of course they did. But it's like, obviously the jury heard something because I watched the whole trial. I'm like, oh, this bitch is innocent. And even, sorry, maybe she's not innocent. You can't prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she killed this man.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

545.818

So you have to let her go. Obviously the jury heard something I didn't hear because they were like all hung up. Like they spent five days, they couldn't figure it out. So what am I missing? What do you mean? It sounds like they feel like you. No, but they couldn't come to a decision. Like they were really split down the middle. So like half the people believed what the state was saying.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

576.953

Yeah. If I'm on a jury and they're like, this guy's accused of murder. I'm like, okay, well prove to me that he didn't. Right. Right.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

590.034

The thing about Karen. Is like. The reason I was having a hard time. In the beginning of the documentary. Like believing her. Is like. She's cut and cut. Like nuts. Like. She. It's a drunk night. Not a crime. By the way Jackie. Like. Not a crime. To be nuts. I never want to. I never want to drink again. After watching this documentary. all these, they're like grown ass people.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

605.131

Half of them are cops. They get blackout and they're like driving around small town bus. And I'm like, you guys are just admitting to drinking and driving. I know that's like not the issue here, but I'm like, okay, I guess we're all just drinking and driving and nobody can remember anything. Karen doesn't even remember.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

616.921

So at first, the first couple of days, she thought she might've accidentally hit him and he fell over, knocked his head and died in the snow. Um, But the evidence doesn't really support that.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

629.433

Yes. 12th Man Award, what's it called? We just watched it.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

662.647

So they can't even remember. Yeah. Am I the way I never want to drink again? Like if these people just had like three less drinks, we would know what went down. Like, and so Karen, but she refuses to be made ashamed. Like she has this crazy night. She's screaming at her boyfriend. She calls him 55 times, leaves him the craziest voicemails because he's taking too long to come back out of the house.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

676.743

Like she's, but she refuses to be made embarrassed. And she like literally woke up. She's like, I'm not.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

680.587

fucking guilty she like bought I have some questions about her finances she got like flew in Kevin Spacey's lawyer and she's definitely like a well-off woman like she worked in like she had like a good job in like finance or whatever but like Kevin Spacey's lawyer now he's like famous and he said that he's not charging her because like it's like this huge case but like

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

696.517

I did wonder how she like, maybe it's like good for his image considering he lost the last one, even though he didn't lose. He won Kevin Spacey. That's why she reached out to him. They let him off. Yeah. No. And they were comparing what they did in Karen Reed's trial to Kevin Spacey, which was like forensic accounting or whatever, whatever.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

709.492

All I have to say is like, Karen Reed is not taking this lying down, but she was like, she didn't cry once in the documentary, which I found really crazy. I guess it has been two years since her boyfriend died and was her boyfriend of two years. And like, while that is sad, I guess she's more mad that like she's being framed. Yeah. But she's, and she doesn't care to act.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

723.421

She's like, I know how they want me to act in the courtroom. Like I'm pissed. Like I'm pissed. I was just like, why aren't you crying? You know? But I'm new here. I'm new here. Okay. Well. I'm new. Happy that you're a part of that. Yeah, you know, I heard everyone talking about it. I'm like, oh. I've seen everyone talking about it.

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Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

740.053

I want to be a part of something, especially like, you know, on my last big week. Yeah. I got to go out with a bang. Everyone's talking about Karen Reid. Here I am. I am. Turdy Reid. Turdy Reid. Turdy Lou Murdaugh Reid. Turdy Lou Murdaugh. And so, by the way, the mistrial, the second one, is actively going on now. It's like day eight. So it's like in the news. That's why you're hearing about it.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

755.946

It's in the news every day. Got it. Got it. I don't think she did that shit, but I don't really know who did.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

762.894

No, thank God, because I wouldn't be able to figure it out.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

767.535

Yeah. Because allegedly, according to OJ, he's still out there.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

780.838

I mean, it was Facey. It was totally Casey.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

791.41

I would also like to know, like, how did John die? Like, they still can't even figure it out. He had, like, dog whites on his arm. It was so twisted. Like, whatever. So don't drink. Also, I feel like, by the way, that is the takeaway. Don't drink. And also, all these cops drink and drive. Okay, like, don't ever pull me over for drinking and driving. Yeah. Look in the mirror. Yeah.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

810.086

So that was a journey I went on last night.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

815.409

Oh, happy Mother's Day to everyone. For Mother's Day. Oh my gosh. It's kind of like a limbo day for me, you know? Oh yeah. I wasn't being celebrated per se. No, but you weren't joining in on the festivities. Yeah. It was just, it was a little like, you know. You weren't irrelevant. I feel like I was edging a little bit.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

830.917

I wasn't irrelevant to the day, but I wasn't like one of the core members of the day.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

839.461

I did. I know we had that conversation about Father's Day and how like we're going to ignore Father's Day. And I actually felt after yesterday, like even more compelled. Yes, I will be ignoring Father's Day 2025. It's just not right. I just know. First of all, I endorse that decision.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

862.991

He's so soft. I know, but I need to remember this feeling. Like, I just felt like a little passed over, you know? Yeah. I need to remember that feeling and apply that to Ben on Father's Day.

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

924.088

sneeze this is a time of year where i feel so grateful like i don't have this problem it's so miserable no and it affects like people like stay home from work because of it like i don't have this problem i could walk out into like the most pollinated shit and i'm like oh yeah give me that shit it smells so good i could snort pollen i'd be like fuck yeah i don't have this problem and ben does and you do and i see how it affects you and honestly like i'm not grateful enough like to the lord for not giving me this fucking problem no and i feel like pollen is

The Toast

Pregnant Podcasting in Person: Monday, May 12th, 2025

977.703

Some of us are just suffering, you know?

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

0.399

good morning millennials welcome back to the toast and happy monday like this fucking sucks let's just acknowledge it like it's monday we worked so hard last week literally for what just to be back here again i hadn't had that thought process this morning i feel like it's a very fair monday as far as mondays goes and we are so close to like thanksgiving

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

100.509

stocked up they had my color of preference it was just such an amazing experience i didn't know that there were like crusade stores let alone outlets let alone in my vicinity i didn't know they like sold anywhere other than like the bloomingdale's kitchen aisle other than like williams sonoma full price and they'll tack on more for williams right right good luck like maybe you'll find one one time like at a goodwill but that's it

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1006.247

It's like when people like film their eight-year-olds taking care of their newborns. Like when you have a kid at home and then you just get home from the hospital with your newborn baby and it's like this grown kid. Yeah, that's literally Dana.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1016.633

Yeah, you have like an older child who can now help you with the younger one. It's a beautiful thing.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1019.955

It's a beautiful thing. That's Dana. No, that's literally Dana, older sister.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1026.978

We also have a lot to get into because after last week's episode wrapped, the Grammy noms came out and everyone was freaking. Yes.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1033.361

I'm honestly glad. We couldn't have fit it into Friday's episode. I was focused on one Brianna missed chicken fry. I thought the same thing.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1039.804

When it came out, everyone was like, oh, Grammy noms, one second after you release the episode. I was actually relieved. I only had space in my brain on Friday for one thing and one thing only, and that was SpongeBob SquareChin.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1049.768

Yeah. So everything happens the way it should. Correct. Everything happens for a reason, Turney. Correct. Trust the timing of your life. I will. Trust the timing of the toast. I shall. I feel like sometimes people don't trust the timing.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1064.345

I don't know. Do you feel? Do you find that? I have a lot of gripes with people in general. And I don't know if like them not trusting timing is something. The timing of the toast. That's not one of my personal gripes, but to each their own, obviously. I just find that that's something that people struggle with. But that's also something we're tackling at Girly Swirly University.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1083.712

It's kind of one of our core. How to really enjoy a Malafi. It's one of our core tenets of the university. Malafi 101. What are the founding principles? What is the founding principle of the Girly Swirly University? That's a really good question. And the answer is, what is the founding principle? Just like. I don't know. That's like a hard question. Do you know what I mean?

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1111.465

For like this fake stupid university that we made up. You're being that Joe Rogan clip. No, like I think we've officially like, I don't know. You questioned too close to the sun.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1121.633

I understand, but remember I told you about that Joe Rogan clip where he'll be like riffing with someone and then they'll say something in the riff.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1127.998

And by the way, I don't know why, like I'm out of the riff. Like the riff ended and now I'm like back in reality and I can't go back there. You can't make me.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1135.834

I need to find this clip. I'll post it to my story because I've experienced it. I'm on Joe Rogan today. Congratulations. Thank you. Shall we? Yeah, without further do-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1151.252

And the Fast Five Stories that you need to know are brought to you by Sonos. You guys might notice Jackie and I sporting some fabulous new headphones if you're watching on YouTube. And we are so excited to be partnering with Sonos again. Sonos is a brand that Jackie and I live with. I would say it's like a core tenant of our homes. We're big Sonos people.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1165.782

And they recently came out with their very first pair of headphones. And I think the community, like the digital audio community, was like, what is it going to be? Sonos is the leader in all things audio. And the Sonos Ace, which are the headphones that Jackie and I are wearing, are seriously even better than we had imagined. They are Bluetooth headphones with the most long lasting charge.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1182.193

I've had a pair, I have two pairs, one for the studio, one for my house. And I wear the ones at my house, like on all my walks and at the gym. And I just literally, I can't even remember the last time I charged it. It's so reliable. The audio experience is just so premium too. It's just really like you're in your own world. So whether you're into podcasting,

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1196.823

or listening to music, this is really the headphones that you wanted. Also with the holiday season coming up, if there's somebody in your life, like I feel like a good gift for Margo is like a premium pair of headphones. She is somebody who's always listening to music. She wears headphones at work. She walks, she works out. And so the Sonos Ace is a great gift for someone in your life.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1211.271

Also, if there's someone in your life who's like wanting to get into DJing or, podcasting, something like a trade or a skill where you need headphones. I highly recommend the Sonos Ace. They're really great. And all the Sonos products are great. I have like four Move 2s in my house. Jackie has her whole house like hooked up with Sonos.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

122.04

So thank you to Shannon Ford for influencing me to do that. So Saturday was just like so busy with, honestly, I shopped till I dropped.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1225.018

So if you're looking to get into like speakers or anything from like an audio perspective and you're really looking for the best, Sonos truly is the best. They have great gifts for everyone on your list. Visit Sonos.com. to Sonos.com, excuse me, slash toast to wrap up your holiday shopping. So it's Sonos, it's spelled S-O-N-O-S.com slash toast. Check it out for everyone on your list.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1247.209

Today's episode is also brought to you by Quince. Here's something we're all looking forward to as the weather turns cooler. Football games, pumpkin spice lattes, and of course, slipping into a cozy sweater from Quince. So Quince is known for having the highest quality essentials when it comes to your wardrobe.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1262.324

That's trousers, cashmere sweaters, dresses, and really pieces that will last you a long time that you can... We're always talking about capsule wardrobes, like buying less things but better things. And Quince is the first place you should do if you're really trying to build a capsule wardrobe. They're known for their Mongolian cashmere sweaters that start at just $50. And it's not just that.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1280.677

All of Quince's items are priced 50% to 80% less than similar brands. So that includes leather jackets, cotton cardigans, soft denim, and so much more. So you're literally getting the same quality as really high-end brands. But Quince is committed to just keeping their prices lower. So they're able to do that by partnering directly with top factories. And they cut out the cost of the middleman.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

129.028

That's like to me, actually, that's a really unenjoyable way to spend the day. I do not enjoy, like I like the process of like buying nice things for myself, but like the types of shopping where you're just like, you get home and your feet hurt. That's like not an enjoyable way to spend the weekend.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1298.511

which then passes the savings onto the customer, which is really great. You get a really high quality leather jacket that would cost you way more somewhere else. Quince only works with factories that also use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices. And of course, premium fabrics and finishes for that really luxurious feel in every piece.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1312.905

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1333.425

Today's episode is also brought to you by Thrive Market. Take the stress out of grocery shopping for your family with Thrive Market's commitment to quality. with their trusted ingredients that are tasted and tested. And of course their mission backed company, which we love. So they are a company that prioritizes certified organic products. It is always their first choice.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1351.289

They study every label to search for the best wholesome ingredients that have been vetted for safety. This way, you don't have to spend hours reading your kid's snack labels. They even restrict over a thousand ingredients that are found at conventional grocery stores, So you can shop for your family with peace of mind, knowing like you don't need to filter on their website.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1363.955

Like everything, if it's on Thrive Market, it has been like vetted through their pretty rigorous process. And you can trust it, whether that's, you know, snacks for you, snacks for your kids, cleaning products, just random things for your house. Every single product is vetted by their expert team of product innovators and category managers. If you place an order, you become a member.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1378.938

It all gets shipped to your house. It's so easy. Takes the house a lot of grocery. Jack, I feel like you're up to like doing two Thrive Market orders a week.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1385.672

Yeah, we go through everything. We use it for everything like cooking ingredients, oils, cooking sprays, spices, and then of course snacks. And just every time I turn around, we're out of something. And like, yeah, I just have a constant Thrive Market haul on repeat and so much better than going to the grocery store. I get my flour for my bread from Thrive Market. Major key, not lugging flour.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1404.142

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The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

142.711

No, it was enjoyable shopping because it was like strolling down the street shopping, not like in the dressing room trying on jeans, like maybe I'll try on a pair of shoes. And I was with the boys, like everything is just fun to look at, like art galleries and stuff. And I did walk away with a new set of Le Creuset and a pair of Chanel sandals. And a Chanel outfit.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1422.135

Thank you. T-U-R-T-L-E. You're welcome. Our first story, Grammy nominations 2025. I know everyone's been waiting for it. Beyonce leads this year with 11 nominations as Taylor Swift, Chapel Roan, Sabrina Carpenter, and Charlie X are also among the top nominees. So the nominees are in the big categories. Before we go for the big nominees, can I just say one thing?

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1445.584

I think one of the big stories of this year nomination, and I think the thing that I had seen most was Ariana Grande being snubbed. Eternal Sunshine is not nominated in any of the main four categories. She is nominated, I think, in Best Pop Vocal Album, which is where they throw you a bone, right? Where they stick you.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1462.86

And people are so mad and so furious, and I wanna say I was not in the least bit surprised that she wasn't nominated. I actually, when you look at the level of talent and the amount of albums that went so viral, and I'm talking about full bodies of work. I never even actively listened. I never sat down and listened to Charli X's music.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1479.267

I probably know eight songs on her album just from the grocery store and TikTok. Chapel Roan, Sabrina, Taylor. It really was the year of the pop girlies. And all these four categories include every genre. They include country, R&B. So I think to assume that Ariana would have been in any of those main categories is a false assumption. I think the album was good.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1498.837

I think there was one song that really took off, but I don't think the whole body of work really... for most people, not her fans, like for most people, people didn't receive it like that. Like they just listened to We Can't Be Friends like on the radio.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1511.501

Yeah. So I really liked the album and I would have been totally happy to see it get nominated for something big, but understand that it was a huge stacked year. And so it didn't get that because like there's a million categories and there were other big pop albums.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1524.065

I think the bigger snub is We Can't Be Friends not getting nominated for song or record of the year when it not only was such a popular song, but musically like it is sonically so fucking good.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1534.089

It's so funny, it didn't even cross my mind. It's a good song. I actually sat down and went out of my way to listen to it, the album too. But when you really think about, from a pop perspective, how competitive it was this year, that album just really did not make the cut. Even this year, I feel like we've been talking so much about the pop girl, East Chapel, Sabrina.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1552.129

um Taylor like we never said Ariana like we literally never did every time we're talking about like the battle of the pop girls like that's a good song I don't even think it really had such it had a lot of success but not when you compare it to like other big songs that were on there we were talking about it in like q1 q2 of this year ever since the summer it's been Chapel Sabrina Charlie maybe even like Olivia but in q1 q2 we

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1575.626

Ari's album had come out. Kacey Musgraves, who was thoroughly snubbed, because to me, like, she put out a really nice album that could have been nominated, but wasn't. I think it was another one that just, like, didn't hit that.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1585.091

I don't think, like, I don't think that it was snubbed. Like, just because you put out an album.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1588.873

It was not snubbed. I, I, like. Not snubbed because there's no one here I would take out. That's the thing. Like if you want someone to be nominated, tell me who you would take out.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

159.777

I see that you're wearing that today. Oh, yes, but this I got at Chanel.com. I didn't get this in store. It's an online exclusive.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1599.817

And I can't say I would take out Chapel Room because I didn't listen to it. I would take out Billie Eilish. I didn't listen to it. But you can't deny the impact, right? I can only judge the albums that I listened to. And if something that I listened to I thought wasn't good enough, I could say you could take that out. But I can't say without, you know, I didn't listen to Andre 3000.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1615.547

I don't know if you should take that out. Right, no. You probably shouldn't.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1617.329

Right, you probably shouldn't. And also like those categories are meant to represent like a breadth of genres, not just the music we listen to. listen to.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1623.532

Right. So like of the music of the pop albums that made it to album of the year and the ones that I listened to, like, no, I wouldn't, there's only space for so many things, but like, I thought Casey Musgraves released a beautiful album as did Ariana, but it was just a stacked year for albums.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1636.456

So it's not like a snubbing necessarily, but to not really get that in one big category and just get pop vocal, that's a little snub because they could have thrown in a best pop vocal performance. I just, I feel like

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when you're at a certain level and you put out music, there is this expectation from your fans that you would just get nominated because of that. And I feel like Ariana is at that level where every time she releases music, it's a big deal. Objectively, it was good music. You can't really criticize it. It was well received. So it's like the same with Kacey Musgraves.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

165.404

So if you're watching on YouTube, Jax and I are sporting new fall merch collection, which drops on Wednesday, this Wednesday, so in two days at 10 a.m. on our website, shoptwistmerch.com. These are two of the sets that we're dropping. Jackie's is the Gargi Parji set. She's wearing a size medium. Is that correct? I took a medium.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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She's a person at a certain level who released an album. And there's just this expectation that you would be included in these categories. And I actually think that's false. Just because you are at that level and you release an album doesn't automatically mean that you just get put in those categories.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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But Kacey Musgraves' last album, I wouldn't have said the same thing. This was a really, really good album. The songs were really well thought out and beautifully written.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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But you also have to think about how it sells, right? That's what that famous Kanye line, they say you gotta sell it to snatch the Grammy. How it performs is a huge indicator of whether you're included or not. And I do not think that Kacey's most recent album performed well given her history.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1702.389

Yeah. So that counts. Yeah, but it's not a People's Choice Awards. It's also just about their take on music. And anyways, I just think there were a lot of really good music this year.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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So next year, you could try next year. You could try again. You could try Sears. Oh, and notably missing from every single category is Dua Lipa. And her small but mighty fandom is enraged. But I think that most listeners of music are not surprised to... What was the album called? Radical Optimism or something? I don't know. The song that, you know, you probably know is Houdini. Yeah.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1737.394

Which was a bop. You know, she's known for making bops. But I think it references, like, what we've been saying about her a lot. Is, like, there's really no, like, interpersonal connection between her and her fans. Like, we don't know anything about her. Like, she just is kind of like this hit maker and that's it.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1750.803

Yeah. It's like what Kacey Musgraves doesn't have... Dua Lipa has and what Dua Lipa doesn't have is what Kacey Musgraves has.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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It's hard to have everybody listening to your music and everyone caring about your music too. Like they each have one.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1765.7

Yeah. So let's get into some of the big categories. Record of the year. And so this is always the song that's like, it's not about what was the most popular song of the year. Production. Song of the year. It's about production. One, Now and Then, The Beatles. Seriously, y'all. What year? Like, what are they talking about? The Beatles are dead. Claudia, I don't know.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I hate when they do shit like this. Like, seriously. I didn't hear it at Publix. It wasn't the record. Oh, but it's about sound. Two, Texas Hold'em, Beyonce. That was everywhere. Three, Espresso, Sabrina. Four, 360, Charlie. How does that go? Because I don't have that experience with Brad. To me, Brad is so internet. Like, I don't hear it everywhere I go. Brad is so internet.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I'm not wearing it. Yeah, actually, I'm not wearing this medium. This medium is wearing me. I'm wearing the girly swirly university set. We'll be teasing like all the products that we're launching. There's more.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1808.854

And by the way, if you told me the title of a song, I don't know. You play it for me, I know all the words. Like, I actually don't know which one. Oh, wait. No, I don't know. I literally don't know.

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Okay. Five, Birds of a Feather, Billie Eilish. That's a really beautiful song. Six, Not Like Us, Kendrick Lamar.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I feel like that might win. How does it go? I like, it's one of those ones also like play it. And I know the words, but I don't, but it's like, it's everywhere. Seven.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1837.836

Good luck, babe. Chapel Rome. Also, it's a very, it's such a competitive year. And 8 Fortnite by Tailored. It's competitive because it's tailored.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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No, I don't think it's competitive.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I start the album at track number two.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1849.736

I don't think it's competitive. And it's so interesting how TTPD is in all these big categories, as it 1,000% should be. And I think it actually has a chance to win some of them. And the lead single that they put forth. And obviously, you have to nominate yourself. You put yourself up for nominations. They don't just choose you. She put forth Fortnite in a bunch of different categories.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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And that's the one she ran with. And I don't think it's even remotely emblematic of how good the album is.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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So what do you think will win record of the year? What do you think should win record of the year? Wow. You in these like deep questions today. I don't fucking know. Like we do this every time. Like what would you vote for as a member? What do you think will actually get the award? I think Billie Eilish will get the award.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1888.688

No, I don't think she will. It was not like Billie Eilish had a lot of successes here, but it was not her year. Do you know what I mean?

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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There's so much cute stuff. And I don't want to like get ahead of the other cute stuff and like not focus on the cute stuff that we're wearing. Of course, we had to make Gargi Parji merch because it's Gargi Parji fall. And like this has been sitting in my bathroom staring at me every day. And I've just been wanting to wear it, but I didn't want to tease it.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1893.581

Birds of a Feather Year? It was Birds of a Feather Year. I think she'll get it. And I have something crazy to say about espresso. I love espresso. I love Sabrina. But it's like, I don't think as a record, I think it has a better chance of being Song of the Year and it should be Song of the Year, but it's not Record of the Year.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

1913.73

I wouldn't be surprised. That's that me espresso? If it's Charlie or Chapel.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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charlie i wouldn't be surprised if it's charlie or chapel okay i really can't say it's tough it's i feel like some years it's so obvious i think it will be and should be birds of a feather that's so random i feel like it's like not even in contention like they threw her a bone i think like okay i don't know i also think um not like us could win but continue

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Album of the year. One, New Blue Sun, Andre 3000. Two, Cowboy Carter, Beyonce. Three, Short and Sweet, Sabrina. Four, Brat, Shirley. Five, DeJesse, volume four, Jacob Collier. Six, Hit Me Hard. I'm sorry to Jacob. I'm sorry about all that. Six, Hit Me. Like, I'm really sorry. Six, Hit Me Hard and Soft, Billie Eilish. Seven, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess, Chap.

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Eight, Tortured Poets Department, Lurd.

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I am going to put in my prediction as Jessie Vol 4 by Jacob Collier to win. I think that will win and it should. Just to make up for what I just did. No, okay. So if it were up to me, like the album of my year was Tortured Poets Department. I actually don't think she will win this year. She has won like six or seven times. She'll be fine. I think that, and I also think,

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Short and Sweet could win, but I don't think it will. I think when you look at the year, like the album we were talking about the most, like it was Brat here, Brat this, Brat that, Brat, like it was Brat.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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That would be huge if she won. I think who should, who would I vote for as a member of the voting board? Sabrina. Sabrina. I love this album. Can't stop listening to it. Who I think will win is Beyonce because I think to like give a dig to the CMAs for not even nominating her.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2027.572

And also like last year when Jay-Z made his speech, he was saying how like Beyonce's the most awarded female artist yet she doesn't have album of the year award. So I think they'll like write that.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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All right, GHG. Okay, like it's wrong that she doesn't have album of the year, but that doesn't make this album like the winner. No, I agree. But I'm just saying like politically.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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too far in advance and that's like not fun for anyone. And then of course I'm a student at girly swirly university. I don't know about you, but I'm getting my education there and I feel so smart.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I think the Grammys doesn't do that. I think, no, they've been doing that recently where like every category, no one really like sweeps anymore. Everyone wins one award. And I think like politically they're going to do Cowboy Carter.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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That's a good call. Although I don't think it was the album of the year.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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So what do you, to ask my hard question again. What and should. Brat will win, you think? And what should win?

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2068.386

I answered your question already. I said Torture Poets Department, but Brat.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2070.947

Oh, for you. Okay, okay. Party-licious.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2074.49

Next, song of the year. This is such a great category because like every year needs a song and we need to decide what the song of the year is. First, a bar song, Shaboosie. Now ain't that the truth.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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two birds of a feather billy that really was a song of the year die with a smile number three bruno mars and lady gaga two of my faves but it was not the song of the year unfortunately two of my faves would take a bullet for either of them the song is so good but like what the fuck is this song doing here listen i think i just wanted to like came out a week ago like it's so crazy nobody listens to it like except for us yeah

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Number four, Fortnite, the Lurd. Number five, good luck, babe, Chap. Number six, not like us, Kendrick Lamar. Seven, please, please, please, Sabrina. Eight, Texas Hold'em, Beyonce.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Shocking to see Sabrina represented in this category with please, please, please, and not Espresso. Espresso was the song of the year. I agree. So, but the thing is you, again, you nominate your own music for like you put forth. Confusion. So that's odd. Although I do think the song of the year was someone pull me up a double shot of whiskey. I think Shabuzy should and will win.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

212.558

I wish that you could have seen me walking to work. Like I guess when somebody walks by me, like wearing a graphic tee, I guess I do always like look at it and like read what it says. And people were doing that to me and I could see like the actual confusion on the faces of people. They were like, Swirly, swirly, is that a real place? Seriously, I'm like, wow, my boobs must look big today.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2138.339

You'll never see me complain about that. I think that Espresso should have been nominated for Song of the Year. Please, Please, Please would have been better for Record of the Year. And I would honestly be happy and or understand anyone winning this. Agreed, but I'm putting my money on Shaboos. But I also could see Birds of a Feather. Birds of a Feather is going to win something.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Like it was everywhere, but I don't know. Maybe I just like ignored it because I deeply dislike Billie Eilish.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Nobody ignored it more than me. Yeah, like nobody. And they made it really hard. Like I kind of ignored Brat and like that wasn't that hard. No, I'm sorry. I completely disagree. Brat was unignorable. But maybe it's because I'm chronically online. I think, and more TikTok, like birds of a feather permeated reels. Every time I post a reel, they're like, wanna use birds of a feather?

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I'm like, yes, but no. Next, best new artist. Always such a fun category. One, Benson Boone, Pargealicious, a fake Lewis Capaldi. I like that. Two, Sabrina Carpenter with her sixth studio album. Three, Dochi. Four, Krung Bin. Five. Ray. Six. Chapel Roan. Seven. Shaboosie. Eight. Teddy Swims. Like, this is tough because there are so many people in this category worthy.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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So many worthy. Sabrina, Shaboos, Teddy Swims, Ray. But honestly. Chapel? No, Chapel's going to win. Like, it's not even a question.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Yeah, I will understand if she wins. I think she could and should win. I think she'll be around for a very long time and that this will age well. Sometimes it doesn't age well when you're like, that was Best New Artist and they beat so and so.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2236.832

Yeah, there's a roundup of incredibly famous people who lost Best New Artist. I think Celine Dion lost. It's not an accurate predictor of who is going to make it big. Yeah. And sometimes when they do Best New Artist, they have the one from the previous year announce it. And I'm like, who the hell is that? Right, right, right.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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So yeah, there's a lot of good choices. Yes. Next, let's do best pop vocal album. Okay. One, Short and Sweet, Sabrina. Two, Hit Me Hard and Soft, Billie. Three, Eternal Sunshine, Ari. Four, The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess, Chapel Roan. Five, TTTBD, TTTBD, Taylor.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2273.237

I feel like maybe Taylor would win this one. It really was the greatest pop vocal album, but when you think about album of the year, maybe it wasn't, but I think she has a chance here. Although I don't know how you get nominated here and in best album.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2288.913

And then you don't win there. Yeah. I think it should be short and sweet, period. This is where I'll say like should and would and could be. That's the best pop, pussy pop and pop vocal album of the year. I agree. The pop vocals are off the charts. I agree. For Miss Sabrine. Let's get to the country category. I wish we would. I wish you would. What song is that? I have literally no idea.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

23.925

holiday i feel like you and i are just like truly at different parts of our cycle based on like our perspective like it's monday this blows no i'm at a pretty feral part um but i actually i'm but i'm not taking it out on the day of the week like i'm just taking out on my husband like but on friday i was so you know accomplished and i was like yay it's the weekend and it just kind of like flew fucking by i'm back where i started and what do i have to show for it fucking nothing

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

230.925

Everybody's staring at them. Everyone was reading my sweatshirt. I was cracking up. I actually, at one point, did feel a little embarrassed. It was so funny. And we also made a matching hat, which you'll see on Instagram. But can you please tell the story?

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Me neither. Okay. Country. Best country song. One, The Architect by KC. Okay. I don't know what's coming next, but like that has my vote. Even just for the one line. How many times did we say that line this year? Jackie, see what's coming next and you'll take back what you say. Two, a bar song from Shabuzy. I'm kind of becoming one of those people, like, I think we're all winners here.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Three, I Am Not Okay by Jelly Roll. Literally me every morning. Four, I Had Some Help, Post Malone and Morgan Wallen. Yeah, they worked hard on that. Five, Texas Hold'em, Beyonce. You know, this is a competitive category. Yeah. But when I think of the country song, it's a bar song. It's a bar song. It's a bar song. It's gotta be a bar song. Next, best country album. One, Cowboy Carter, Beyonce.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Two, F1 Trillian, Post Malone. Three, Deeper Well, Kacey Musgraves. Okay, so she got nominated in country. She's back to her roots. Okay, so it wasn't a total snubbery. She's on Ari's level.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Four, hire Chris Stapleton. Five, and probably the winner, Whirlwind. Whirlwind by Laini Wilson.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Who should win either, which is crazy because neither of them are true concierge artists, but it should be Beyonce or Post Malone. And honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Post Malone. There are so many songs from that album that are so popular. I love that album. It's excellent.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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My favorite one is the one, I think it's with Tim McGraw randomly. My favorite one is the Blake Shelton one.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Let me tell you what my favorite one is in case you want to listen to it. Wrong Ones. Ugh, cruising in the Tesla with that. Chilling. But them wrong ones keep looking at me.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I feel like we covered most of the categories, but I wanted to talk about something because I saw KFC from Barstool made a video about it and it was such a good call. Best comedy album. They had Ricky Gervais, Dave Chappelle, Jim Gaffigan, Nikki Glaser, and Trevor Noah. And he was like, where the fuck is the Shane Gillis? This is such a snub.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Yes, I was in Publix. I was wearing the girly swirly university hat that we've made. It says GSU. And then I was wearing the bar sweatshirt and someone walked by me and he was like, did you pass the bar? And I'm like, uh, no, I'm just like a big idiot. And then Jackie texted me.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2445.712

Really, when you think about comedy specials, and comedy albums are audio versions of a special. So when you think about what special really took the world by storm, Shane Gillis' was huge. And it launched his entire career. He became so mainstream successful. And as you were saying, it's only a snub. If there's someone in here that does, Trevor Noah, raise your hand.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2466.858

Raise your hand if you watch Trevor Noah special. Like who is actively seeking out Trevor Noah content? Fucking nobody. Like it was, it's such an insult. He's actually like, he's not even like, I want to say like a popular comedian. He's like a popular celebrity host, but like really no, no one's actively seeking out his specials and his albums.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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And it's actually an insult to the, like the comedians who are really selling out insane venues, getting Netflix specials, like the Tim Dylans of the world, Andrew Schultz, like people who actually make waves and conversations. That's the point of comedy. You might think it's like,

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2499.794

controversial or offensive but like that's what comedy is and that's what comedy does and like seriously I didn't even hear I didn't even know Trevor Noah released a special like okay and most of these specials I didn't watch but I saw them on you know top Netflix I did see uh Ricky Gervais's and I did see Nikki Glaser's but like these are people who are constantly making waves cons and they have huge fan bases like uh it's giving industry plant

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2523.951

Oh, for sure. And it's just giving, like, Grammys staying behind in some categories. This is not reflective of, like, the true comedy.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2531.913

Because comedy is so internet, right? Like, so many comedians didn't really come up the traditional way anymore. They're doing, like, podcasts and they go viral. Kind of like Matt Rife. Matt Rife shouldn't have been nominated, but you know what I mean. And they're just, like, kind of... He could have been, did he put out a special this year? He did and it wasn't well received.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2548.334

Like it was like, so I just feel like it's totally missing like a huge part of the internet, the comedy scene, which is the internet. Honestly, Hannah Burner should have been nominated. Yeah. When I think about like specials that I, like people were talking about. Trevor Noah.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2567.469

Their comedy vertical nominators are obviously just like. Ancient. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the Grammys are poised to be like a very good viewing because the girlies should be there. There'll be good performances. And this bodes well for music's biggest night. They say that at every award show. What do you think is music's biggest night? Probably Girly Swirly's Night Out, December 8th.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2592.659

Gizno Holiday Spectacular. You guys, we are doing a Gizno in December. It's actually really coming up. It's a holiday. It's like less than a month away. It is in Hollywood, Florida. And it's December 8th. And it's going to be so much fun. And if you haven't gotten your tickets yet, like treat yourself to a little jizz. No. Just jizz. No. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

260.742

She's like, we have to tell the merch people like we have to cancel this GSU hat. It's confusing. It must be like a law school.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2617.489

No particular order, because Miss Lurd, Taylor Swift, attended the Chiefs v. other team game last night, and a lot was happening with her security detail. Lots of little things happening. So she attended the game with her parents.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2632.535

I'm sorry, that will always and forever be one of my favorite things about her. The way she fucking loves, she's the coolest person on the planet. She could have brought the president. She could do anything she wants. And the way she chooses to exclusively hang out with her parents, like, I'm sorry, it's such Queenie behavior.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2648.401

Yeah, she was wearing a little suit. She actually changed up her look because she has been doing like sexy wag vibe. And here she's doing still sexy because she had her corset on, but she was wearing a little two-piece set with her hair and a little chignon.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

266.178

Yeah, I thought he saw I went to Georgia State and was like, did you pass the bar? Because I'm wearing a university hat. Later in my shopping experience did I realize that I'm wearing a sweatshirt that says the bar and a university on my head and I look like a fraudulent law student.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2664.112

She looked very much like the owner of the team. Like, she looked very presidential in a sexy way. It's not what you would think. Like, oh, I'm going to watch my boyfriend play basketball. What is it, football? She looked great. Sometimes the wags switch up their looks, you know. She looked great. I feel like I'm very critical of her looks.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2680.56

And while I thought it was, like, a little, like, not the, my only critique is that, like, it's not what I would imagine for a football game. But objectively, she looked amazing.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2691.192

Yeah, so her security team was actually, they were caught telling photographers to stand up. Yeah, but it was because she was wearing a skirt. Sometimes when you take from below, they didn't want to get pictures of her skirt. Of course. Which makes sense. And then also, yeah, telling everyone to stand back. Which, yeah, stand back, man. Look at the hell away. The Lurd is coming through.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2711.221

The Lurd is coming through. Travis's team is still undefeated. They're like 9-0. There was like a little, they went on like a technicality last night. Did you see? Yeah.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2718.88

No, so you're saying Hurtravi made it to the big game?

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2721.002

Well, it looks like he's gonna make it to the big game.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

2723.283

You think? He also, like, tied some big record of tight end things.

The Toast

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And he scored another touchdown. He had been through, like, a little bit of a drought, but the team was able to keep going without him, and he got his mojo back. He got his shit together. Yeah, literally. And, yeah, last night they were, like, about to lose, but they, like, went on, like, a field goal. They, like, blocked the other team's field goal, which is, like, very rare, I think. Yeah.

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Oh, okay. That's cool. I thought you were going to say it was, like, a call and then it was giving NFL scripted.

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No, but, yeah, I think it is really crazy that they're still undefeated and it is giving scripted. Yeah. Well, the thing is, like, the teams that, like, could have beat them, like the 49ers, Christian McCaffrey's been out for, like, six weeks. He's back now, but when they played the Chiefs, he was out. Are they not in the same league? Wait, didn't they play in the Super Bowl together?

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Yeah, but... Last year? But they had a Super Bowl rematch, like, a week or two ago.

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And the Niners lost, but Christian was out, like...

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Where's the Super Bowl this year? It's literally so far away.

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You look like somebody who literally just found out they passed the bar and then had to go to Publix so you wanted to celebrate in your own way.

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Last year was in Vegas. Why do I feel like it's in Miami?

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No, it was recently in Miami. I feel like it's in Arizona. Where is the Super Bowl this year? Oh, no, it was just in Arizona. Is it? Where is it? Where? Illinois? New Orleans. New Orleans. Norland.

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We're Nola. Jackie. We're Nola. Nola. Nola. Will Olivia kill us if we tell that story?

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I don't know. It's like other people's like, it's other people's story too. Okay, I'm saying it, but I'll protect the identities. It's not even a bad story. When Olivia was in like the seventh grade. We're just like telling everything Olivia ever did when we were growing up.

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Sorry, Olivia has been our source of inspiration like forever. Is that a big deal? For many, many years. So when Olivia was in middle school, she was like a part of this clique. It was four girls. And I won't say their names, but their letters of each of their names started N-O-D-A. Olivia's obviously the O. So they would call themselves like Noda.

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So I would just say, like, if you have a The Bar sweatshirt, don't wear it with any GSU merch because you will really confuse people. And all of a sudden, they'll be looking for a retainer.

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And then like they came up with this like kind of cute little catchphrase slash slogan. They were like, we're Noda. Noda. Noda. So mean. What are you, dumb? Noda. Noda. And the way it stuck with me, like, my whole life. I'm always. No, Olivia can't breathe without us, without it sticking with us. I'm trying to think if I remember the names of everyone. I think I do.

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To protect. Yeah. Their privacy. I'll say the N, because she's, like, cool. I feel like she listens to the toast. Like, I don't keep in touch with the D or the A. Touch with the duh. With the duh. But no, like, Olivia still, like, is, like, besties. So, like, Natalie. Natalie. She's been unmasked. Yeah.

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Good luck finding her. Are you ready for our next story? No, duh. It's a little star-studded news. Oh, wait, what number? Three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sit down. Okay. Sit your ass down. Yeah, sorry. Leonardo DiCaprio celebrated his star-studded 50th birthday with the stars Brad Pitt, Robert De Niro, and Steven Spielberg. And? Your girl. Ines de Ramon. Brad Pitt's plus one. Discover me, Ramone.

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Discover me. So he had a star-studded private party, like the kind that, you know. You dream about. They write movies about. With all of his favorite co-stars. All the Hollywood A-listers were out last night at a private house for Leo's birthday party. Paris Hilton was there. Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom, Robin Thicke. I won't say the next one. Skip to Jamie Foxx, Mark Ruffalo.

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You will see. We had such a cute photo shoot. You will see everything. So make sure you're following all of us on social media. But the vibes are, like, very scholarly. Follow all of us. Very autumnal. Browns and maroons. And, you know, it's giving fall at Harvard, honestly.

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Mark Ruffalo was the next one. I didn't want to ruin an otherwise fun celeb story. With a little rough. And they're calling, he's a Marvel star? They put him in a superhero movie?

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Yeah, Jackie, he's a Marvel star. I'm an athlete. Like, we're all just lying. That's really crazy that he does Marvel. It's really crazy that he does, does. Like, that he does what he does. I don't want this to come about, Mark Ruffalo. I'm not donating my platform to my nemeses.

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Yeah, so there was a big Hollywood party this weekend and you guys weren't invited.

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Yeah, and to be honest, ever since I heard about what goes down at Diddy parties, I no longer feel FOMO from events like these. I don't even want to know what happened at this party. I think these people are disgusting.

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No, I completely agree. They don't have the luster that they used to have.

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Sometimes they do. Like when I see like Taylor hanging out with like the Swirlies, like Sabrina, like I'm like, oh, I wish I was there. Kelly Taylor.

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But that's not what this is. This is like serious Hollywood elite. Like these are the people. These are the people. I completely agree. It's like these are the people. Yeah, they've got like, you know, unscrupled big Katie rolling through.

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Like you just don't know what's about to go down.

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This is like one of those Hollywood parties that at one point you probably were like, oh, the stars are out.

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And now it's like, yucky, run for your life. Yucky, run for your fucking life. Like the way I felt nothing except just like seeing that picture of Inez de Ramon and Brad leaving, like love to see them, you know, out and about. Other than that, like I felt nothing. There's something very Hollywood about this particular group of people. It's very A-list. It's very Hollywood.

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And it definitely gives me the heebie-jeebies, knowing what I know now.

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Yeah, in a bad way, now that we know the things that we know.

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Yeah, and that's not to say everybody there is complicit. Never said it. It's just the same vibe. Do you agree? It's a vibe. Yeah. Release the lists.

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Release the lists. Maybe they will.

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Jackie, these people are partying while they still can.

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Yeah, I guess if they're already like, if it's going down. I will go down with this ship. But if I were like a newcomer in Hollywood, I would stay away from these parties. Not even a newcomer. If I was somebody in Hollywood with a moral compass, I would stay away. No, but it's like if you've already been like a party goer. Yeah.

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Yeah. It is, it's also giving the color palette of a chili. That wasn't the inspo, but that's just what happens when gargi-pargi for eyes match.

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But we were saying the other day how like I can never implicate like Sabrine in the like the toxicity of Hollywood because she just got there.

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And she wasn't there. Look, was she at that party last night?

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Right, right, right. Just hang out with your home friends, okay? Literally. Maybe call up your camp friends if you want to mix it up. It's so true.

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But stay away from nights such as these. Before we continue, let me let you know that the rest of today's episode is brought to you by Minted. Whether you're decorating your home, throwing a party, or sending love through the mail, Minted offers unique design-forward stationery art and home decor designed by independent artists from all around the world.

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And I think it's important that you acknowledge, like, when you receive and send holiday cards, like, we're all judging, right? Like, this paper stock, the font, like, how does everybody look in the photo? Is this glossy? And so you really want to show up and show out, because if you're sending out holiday cards, like, you're just bragging, right? And so, like, do it with the best.

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Don't, like, don't mess up. Go to Minted. I know you just did, like, and you're really into, like, your stationary era. Yeah.

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I love stationery. I have all custom stationery for every single member of my family, like except for Bruno, I'm sorry, from Minted. And then I just got holiday cards. I got, they had so many great options. It was hard to pick just one, but of course you could do like a family photo and just make like a beautiful card on beautiful stock. I got like...

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We definitely didn't do it on purpose, but it's who we are. If you were cut open my body, the colors, I would bleed chili colors, you know?

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generic holiday cards that are just like happy holidays. And then I also got some Hanukkah cards to those who I know, for those who I know celebrate. And it's just, it's the best place to shop for holiday cards. Like try not to get sucked in and have too much fun. Cause you gotta, you gotta place your order.

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I mean, we actually do. That is the color. We have one other set that is our classic, low-key classic set. That's the Toast logo set. And it's in a camel, which is also quite chili-like. And then I don't want to play favorites, but we did produce one item that is my absolute favorite. It's a new SKU for us. It's like a product we've never made. Yeah, that's right.

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It's like the perfect size because Romeo, Romeo deserves the best. And Romeo, by the way, once we were in the Hamptons, Romeo would not go back to sleeping on a regular blanket.

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He comes into my room and lays at the edge. I mean, that's like Bruno, but at least Bruno and I share a blanket. I haven't gotten his own, but I do have the toddler blankets for the boys in their crib and they love them. They have the

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And it's infuriating to feel like you're not getting anything back. And if you're into points, you're You know, like if you get points on rent, like that's literally your biggest expense every month. It's so fabulous. The points value have been really well ranked like by the points guy and bank rate. So start earning points on rent. You're already paying by going to joinbuilt.com slash toast.

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Well, thank you for our turd wellness. It's what I do. It's what I do. It's what I do. Our next story, a little update in the Brianna Chicken Fry Zach Bryan saga. As new music has been dropped by Dave Portnoy, he put out a song called Country Diddy that has a lot in it, a couple new things that we are understanding from the situation.

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And Warner Brothers kept taking, Warner Music kept taking down his song Smallest Man. So he had to write another song called Country Diddy. And it's really, the double entendre is quite pargy because it's like, It's a country ditty, a little country song about a guy who writes country ditties. And then he's also calling him like country ditty. The country ditty of country.

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It's ditty double T and ditty double D. Now there's actually been quite a few updates in the Brianna saga because Brianna is like officially free and she is not holding back. Like she really wants to speak her truth. So she is posting a lot of content. She's responding to comments.

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I think the kind of like remaining shoe to fall in this whole saga is like where does Brianna's best friend Grace fall into this? Now for those who don't know, They're like best friends from home. When Brianna started blowing up a barstool, she got her friend a job there and they co-host the Plan Brie podcast. She's been on a ton of like the BFFs pods. She's now like getting into comedy.

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We made a cardigan, you guys, because that's all we wear. And it's actually sick. And not wearing that has been really difficult for me. So I'm really excited to be having an easier time getting dressed.

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She opens for Whitney Cummings. So Brianna really like brought her along on this journey. And as the relationship progressed, like it was becoming very clear to like their fans that

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there was like a distance between them and of course now knowing what we know like that's textbook abuse isolating this person from everyone they know and love and so everyone's really like sort of waiting to hear from Grace now that we've heard everything from Brianna it's like well what happened with Grace and in the

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song that dave just released it said that he never liked grace and he went um and wrote a song this his song pink skies is apparently based on grace's life so the story i'm hearing is that like grace's grandmother died and brianna like had to force zach to go to the funeral with her and he was like so mad he like ran home after like making him do things he didn't want to do and wrote a song pink skies that is like about grace's life i guess

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And that's like one of his big songs, right? Because that title sounds familiar to me. And yeah, Brianna commented, she said, because I forced him to go to her grandma's funeral, he screamed at me, then wrote it that night, which is so crazy. And then Grace has spoken. This is what she said, because there were people were then thinking, well, oh, Grace probably took the video.

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So by the way, it was it was a very good theory because Grace has not said anything. And like, honestly, it's giving NDA. So then people are putting together that story I told on the podcast on Friday that Brianna had said that, you know, they had filmed Zach having a breakdown for Brianna. And then he got so mad about being filmed.

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People had then made the connection like, well, maybe Grace was the one that filmed him. She was probably at the birthday party anyway. And maybe he had her sign an NDA to never release that thing, never talk about it. And that's why she's been so silent. So people kind of like made peace with that theory being like, that's actually definitely true because it's a good theory.

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Yeah. So then she posted on Instagram story a picture of people around a bonfire. And said, I wish I didn't even have to say this, but there is no world where I would ever take money from that clown to shut me up. It's been quite the year and I'm still not ready to talk about it online. I'm just happy Brie is free from that piece of shit. That's all for now.

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Wednesday, 10 a.m. Eastern time, shoptoastmerch.com. You'll have everything you need on social media. So as long as you're following, you'll be able to see what we're selling, what time, where to go, who to see, where to be, et cetera, et cetera. So that's just like kind of big news from us.

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Not that, I mean, I didn't say it before, but I didn't really know these rumors had so much credence, but I didn't think that that's what happened. I think Brianna just spoke like five minutes ago. So like, why would Grace speak one before her or two? I think they'll talk about it together on their podcast together at some point when they're both feeling ready to talk about it.

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But I think like Grace probably has stuff that she saw and an experience of her own, but like, She's letting Brianna process all of that publicly and privately first before she joins the pile.

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I completely agree. The first thing is that actually in her statement, I don't think if she had taken money, there's nothing wrong with that. There's no shame in that. I don't think if that had been the case, I would have completely understood it. Second of all, this sort of demanding to hear from Grace. It's actually not about Grace right now. I wish everyone would lay off Grace, first of all.

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She's clearly new to this public life. And I think if you follow her on social media, you see she's not entirely comfortable with it yet. And Brianna sort of fell into it. And she's just one of those people who was kind of made for this life. And I think that Grace is a little bit more shy. And so all this attention, I think, makes her uncomfortable. But first of all,

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yes, Brianna's telling her story. Like Grace doesn't need to come in and say, and then this happened to me. Like it's Brianna's like story, like let her have a moment. And I think like if Grace had come in and then this happened, like one thing at a time, but the internet is like, so they're even more curious to hear from Grace than they were to hear from Bri.

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Like there's kind of this obsession with Grace. And I'm like, honestly, like, can we leave her out of it?

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Yeah, like give her space. I think everything in time, like the peeling back of layers, we literally just peel back one layer. Like everyone calm down. These are real people's lives. And then to not only go through that just as a human being is so hard, but then to figure out like how to share, what to share, when to share. And these are young girls, like give them a minute. They're literally 25.

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It's so important to keep remembering that. And this, like, this big, powerful superstar, like, came between their best friendship. Like, it makes me so sad. I was looking at pictures of them. I don't know why I was, like, stalking them last night. Don't be ashamed. And then I was looking at pictures from their tour.

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And then knowing that that's when he was, like, torturing Brianna with, like, breaking up. And he was supposed to be there. Like, it seriously made me so sad.

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Yeah. No, it's disgraceful. And I'm going to tell you something that's going to make you even more sad. Ready? Yeah. No, I'm gonna cry, don't tell me. Jackie, you're literally gonna cry. Because apparently there's a whole storyline about Grace's dad. I fell into this TikTok rabbit hole. So Grace's dad, at first it was all good.

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Big, there's always big news from us. I've been wearing my GSU tote so much for the last month. I think I post it all the time because I'm always wearing it. I wore it to the petting zoo yesterday and something so crazy happened to me. I can't believe you went to a petting zoo yesterday. That's just so not you. Well, we didn't go to a petting zoo proper.

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I remember seeing on Valentine's Day, he sent flowers to Brianna and Grace. He was really courting both of them. He was being smart. And apparently he was, he met or was hanging out with Grace's dad and Grace's dad like loves music. It's like his dream to be a singer. And Zach was like, let's get you in the studio. Like, like I can make that happen for you. Like let's make a song, whatever.

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And like, it never happened. Cause like he just started hating Grace. That's just what I heard on TikTok.

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Oh, I'm just glad it didn't happen. And not like he brought him in the studio and then they laughed at him. I mean, it might've happened, but all I know is that the song never came out. Oh my God. I hope they... I hope he never had to cross paths with him. I just know Zach Bryan has had like the worst week ever. And that actually brings me joy.

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On Friday after we wrapped, I was in my car with Satchie Cratchie and I went to my release radar on Spotify because, you know, Satchie is all about the new music. And the cover of my release radar, which is personalized to me, is Zach Bryan. First song is like his song. I'm like, why? I don't listen to him. Like, why is he there? And then Margo like wanted to listen to it.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Now I'm curious, like I'm in the... And I listen, I don't think I've ever, like, I know one time I listened to his new album last fall, but I didn't really like process it. I listened to his song and I was like, why does he sing like this? Like, why does he sing like he has like marbles in his mouth? Like he's an old man.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3793.236

Well, I was watching Yellowstone last night and I watched the last episode that they had released because I needed like a refresher and I don't know if I ever finished it. And I'm like listening. I'm like, is this fucking Zach Bryan? By the way, his music, now that, then I remember it. It's because I watch everything with subtitles. So it says like blank by Zach Bryan playing.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3809.506

all over yellowstone i remember that and still it wasn't enough for me to like get into it yeah so i did listen to his song high road like shut up shut up he was like saying stuff like shut up i love that like that's how i thought what if you just shut up What if you just, I think we have one more story.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3832.08

I know, I saw you put the iPad away. I wasn't gonna stop you though, because I wanted to talk about Yellowstone.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3835.261

You know what? Let's get into our, I don't care to talk about this fifth and final story. There's nothing to say. Fifth and final story, Yellowstone recap.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3841.443

Yes, okay. So after much anticipation, and I just want to say, I posted on my Instagram, like when the episode started, I was like, this better be fucking good, because they made us wait so long. And everybody was just trying to, it was horrible. I didn't think it was so bad. Like, did much happen? No, but they had a lot of work to do to like reset.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

385.181

We went to a farm and they had a little zoo area, but like you can pet the animals. And it was giving petting zoo and you could feed the animals and the kids were feeding carrots to the llamas. which is what they said you should feed them. But I think they're just like fucking with you because then the llamas started spitting carrots at us. So I have like llama spit up on my GSU tote.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3856.027

They had to remind us, first of all, what the fuck was going on.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3858.948

they had a lot of work to do. So it wasn't like, Great. It wasn't. And it was very confusing. And I feel like I missed, like I blinked and missed something where they were going back and forth in time. No, no, no. Did I know?

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3869.795

Cause they said one fucking time six weeks ago. And then I assumed the rest of the episode would be, Oh, you mean? Okay.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3877.099

So they literally said, I missed the first six weeks ago. And I'm like, why is rip like going back to death and he's stopping and posing and taking pictures. They went back, but then they never told us when we went forward. Got it. Okay. I, at some point surmise from their conversation like that, you know, Texas is a world away. I'm like, okay, he's going towards Texas.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3896.873

Nobody's like sad at the moment. I missed something. And I just want to say like, I wasn't on my phone. Like I do think that I blinked for too long. Yeah. By the way, I could see how that was. I got on board.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3906.901

I saw it and I was still confused.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3908.883

Because that when she Lou met with the hit man, I'm like, oh, so it hasn't happened yet. When she Lou. Yeah. Okay. I was able to orient myself. So I don't know if it was just me.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3917.711

I had a feeling that they were spoiler alert going to kill off John Dutton in some form because Kevin Costner like won't come back to work. It didn't occur to me like he wouldn't even come back for one day. Like I didn't. Oh, so we so we could have moved forward without him a year ago. Like there was no resolution. I thought maybe like he was going to die for sure.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3935.949

Cause he wasn't going to commit to filming all the episodes and then they would go on without him. I didn't know he wasn't going to show up even in one scene.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3942.259

Yeah. Yeah, and it was really weird. Like I had a really, it's hard to watch TV and like not realize like, oh, this is all fake. And no, we know too much. Cause like, I wasn't even sad when he died. Cause I'm like, I was having a really hard time. And I was like really judging like Beth's acting because I'm like, girl, we all know Kevin Costner wasn't coming back.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3959.774

Come back, come back, come back. I had the same reaction. And then everyone in my DMs was like, is Beth okay? I think it was some of the worst acting I've ever seen in my goddamn life.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3968.098

Like, no, it was, but she also like, she was working against the fact that we all know that this is because he didn't wanna come back to work and now you have to pretend to be devastated. Right, and so as a viewer, I wasn't even sad.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3981.442

And John Dutton is one of my favorite characters. I wasn't even sad because I'm like, he's not dead, he's just lazy. He doesn't wanna come to work. Yeah, yeah. So it was hard to suspend disbelief.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3990.985

Yeah, those opening moments were really hard to watch because of everything that we know. And I just really, I was very aware that I'm watching a fake television show. That's always a hard spot to be in.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

3999.932

I can't believe Kevin Costner couldn't even play like for a day, like be on set for a couple of days to film one episode. I was shocked. I had a feeling he was going to die. I did not think it was going to be the first scene back. Yeah. I found that shocking.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4012.181

But now they're going back in time six weeks ago. So we need him. And he's not going to be there. I didn't even think about that. That's weird. Yeah, it's wrong.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4020.168

yeah um yikes I loved and it made me excited because I know they're doing like a four sixes that that little opening scene with Jimmy and his girlfriend breakfast like so cute and I forgot and I don't know when that show's coming out but I was excited for it and there's a lot I know they have their Kevin Costner drama to deal with so like that was really the focus of the first episode but there's so much like cowboy porn I feel like in midway through Yellowstone like they realized like

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4045.442

Cowboys love this show. Like people love seeing like the cattle and the horses and the farms. And even that, I think that guy who was making the bridal for Lloyd, he must be a real person and that's his real store. And like, so they're really like, and I think a lot of these cowboys are like famous cowboys too. They really, I think take a lot of pride in making this like

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

406.062

Llama, llama spit pajama. Llama, llama spit pajama. Claudia, I was traumatized.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4064.475

authentic, authentic and showcasing like the best of cowboy culture.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4068.859

And so they're also like doing a lot of that. Yes. Which is nice because, and they talk about it in the show. It's like, this is really like a dying way of life. This is no longer like, you know, a really, I don't want to get my beef from Brazil. No, me neither. And when Rip was saying like, none of this will be here in 30 years, like we'll all be getting our beef from Brazil. Like I felt so sad.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4085.353

I feel like that might not happen. Cause I really feel like there's a trend in the culture, like towards reverting towards more like local shop, local farmer, you know, even like raw milk from your local farmer.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4096.816

That's our sponsor. Good ranchers. Like they're so like, that's their mission is to shop American meat so that things like that don't happen so that we don't get our meat from Brazil. I don't want my meat to be flying cross continental. Yeah, no, definitely not. So we need to support local farms.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4114.011

Yeah. Well, you did. You went to a farm this weekend. I mean, who is... I love farming, wherever I can get it. Yeah.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4121.613

We farmed all summer. In terms of, like, storylines, it wasn't, like, the most plot-driven episode, but it was nice to see everybody back together. It's such a beautiful show. Like, the houses and the nature and the animals. Like, it's a pleasure to watch, except for that rat fuck bitch, Jamie. I fucking hate him. Like, a face I could smash. Like, I just hate...

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

414.305

I went with Olivia once. to like a zoo type of, not zoo. It was like a sanctuary where you can like feed and whatever. And the kids love it. And the kids are so fearless. Like they just run head first, like into these pens. Meanwhile, I'm freaking out. And the place, like every animal was in an enclosure, but they had like goats. Roaming freely. I guess the goats like get special whatever.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4143.817

hate when he literally came i was like i didn't tell you to like actually kill my dad no he's so crazy that's classic jamie cool like goes to the brink and then he's like no i'm afraid wait never mind you did it i didn't mean it

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4159.088

But it does look like Casey this season is going to step his pussy up. Oh, it does look like Casey. And why is he so hesitant to move into the East camp? Like, all he's wanted is, like, for his family and his wife and his family and his wife. Because what would he complain about if he wasn't? He is Fabicina.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4172.138

And, like, it does bother me that, like, because he's the only one with a son, that, like, it all is going to go to him and Tate. Even with the will, she was going through the papers and Tate is the beneficiary. It's like, he's so miserable. Like, smile ever once? I just, I don't like him. Yeah.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4186.269

I know, but the preview for the season, it looks like he's going to take on getting revenge on Jamie and figuring everything out. So it's about time. He rested on his laurels. And everybody loves Casey.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4197.603

It's crazy how Beth can really read Jamie because he was like, it was Jamie, it was Jamie. And Casey's like, yeah, but Jamie would never do that. And then he wouldn't physically do it, but he would like find the people. And that's exactly how it happened. Like, Betty's a queen. And so she... Jamie's just such an unpredictable, non-ideating person.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4228.852

And so like never makes a decision. And Beth is so rash and so like quick. So it's really together. They are a good team. And I feel like they've just sort of like been like living parallel to one another. They never like, I don't even know a time when they've ever talked.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4241.247

Right. It's like crazy that they're brother and sister. And I feel like I always forget that in the first episode or maybe the first two episodes, like there was another brother. Oh yeah, he died. Lee, right? Was that his name? And that was like John's favorite. He was really gonna take over the whole thing. He was meant to be, like if Lee had lived, like this wouldn't be such a big question.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4258.087

Cause like Casey doesn't want it. Beth was out at like, you know, getting her master's. And so like Lee, like I think that's why that, it kind of kicked off this succession question when that happened in the first episode.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4284.648

Me and Ben were dying. Cause like they were obviously trying to highlight, like he definitely wants to have kids. Like he's like a paternal type of guy. I mean, it was like a sweet scene. And then these like two grown dopes.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4296.325

No, I seriously, I was, me and Ben were cracking up.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4300.11

yeah and i love the cowboys like the bunkhouse like it's the best and they're obviously they're committed to adding more of that like adding just like cowboy dialogue i was cracking up like did you pack your dress like so funny and you know in real life that teeter married i think the guy with the guitar No, the guy with the guitar married the girl that he always dates, the Bellbottoms girl.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4333.598

No, I'm pretty sure it was Teeter who he married.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4336.0

No, I'm pretty sure he married his girlfriend in the show, Bellbottoms, who used to date Lloyd.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4340.163

Yellowstone wedding. Okay, now they're showing me pictures of people who've gotten married at Yellowstone.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4346.088

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, we're going to figure this out. We always report on this story. And I can never remember like which, let me see, Teeter. Okay, so it's Ryan Bingham and Hassie Harrison.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

435.909

And you can like when you buy your ticket, they give you a bag of like raw vegetables, like string beans and carrots to feed. And like these kids just running with their hands. I'm surprised they don't lose a finger. I was screaming. I turn around. There's a goat right beside. Like, seriously, that is something I will like when I become a parent, I will never like I can't.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4361.693

Ryan Bingham wife. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah. You're right. So it's the girly from the show. She kind of looks like, what do they call her? Like a, like a bunny. Yeah. Like, cause she like bunnies around. I don't know. A barrel bunny. Yeah. The guy with the guitar and then the really pretty girl who dated Lloyd briefly. Yeah.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4379.306

She looks like Grace Van Patten in her wedding photos. Wait, I just found out something crazy. Do you know who Grace Van Patten dated? Wait. And I literally forget who it was, but I remember being like crazy. No, no, wait. It's really crazy. Not me accidentally calling 911. Do you know who she dated before Jackson? No. Me neither. Hold on. Do you? Who? Oh, yeah.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4403.485

Nat Wolf from the Naked Brothers band for like two years. What is with those brothers? Like, they are everywhere. Are they Nepo babies? They give Nepo energy. They're opening for Billie Eilish right now.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4412.907

Is Nat Wolf the one? Yeah, and he's also in a lot of movies. They get amazing roles. They're not like- Paper Towns.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4419.472

Yeah, and not to be mean, they're not really good looking. So I feel like it's really hard to make it as a male actor who's not a heartthrob. But he gets cast in these, they both do. I don't even know which is which. They get cast in these heartthrobby roles, but they're not.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4435.755

I don't know. They don't bother me. No, me neither. And they have been making waves because they're like, I guess they are in a band.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4444.979

They open up. That to me is like my super short show. Jackie, they open up for Billie Eilish on tour with their like original music and they make sure to every night play the Naked Brothers band theme song. People love it. Oh, cute. It's cute. Yeah. Maybe we should be them for Halloween next year since they're so popular. Literally. Write it down.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4462.907

Anything else from Yellowstone? If we showed up as them. Like, no.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4466.75

Nothing happened. But I didn't hate it. People were really hating on it because the expectations are so high.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4471.494

It wasn't like a good episode because there was a lot to do. But I just love the show and I love the characters and I love the setting. They could just be sitting there farting and I would like it. I agree. Because I like the show and I trust my faves that they'll get to the point eventually. Agreed 1,000%. So it was nice getting back together.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4487.151

They had a lot of catching up to do, a lot of setting the scene. I didn't expect that this episode was gonna be like, they had shit to do. Places to, people to put in places. Yeah, now I know where we stand. Let's see what happens next week. Right, and forgot all the, you know, cattle had brucellosis. I forgot why they brought the cattle down south. They've got brucellosis.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4508.763

Bruce Alosis Bryce Alosis so they're going down to four sixes for the season so like I think the grass needs to like in on Yellowstone needs to like die because it's like in the grass and they would okay they need to eat and like graze so they went they rented land from Trace Travis

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4526.9

got it but also probably maybe like the heat is good for them or something because why couldn't they rent land in montana right yeah oh yeah the heat the heat they need to like sweat out the brucellosis or something yeah that's like back in the day when you had like consumption and so you have to go south of france it's giving consumption it's giving consumption

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

454.065

It's so hard. Hopefully you go with other parents who will go in the birdcage so that you don't have to, which is what happened. But I also, I went in the kangaroo pen. There was like two little kangaroos and I was just like, okay, there was a ton of people. So what are the odds they're going to come for us? And it was like, my energy was actually like, I don't want to project that on.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4543.502

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

4554.409

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The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

471.737

You're putting everyone in danger. They are fearless. So it's honestly better if I just like, don't go in because I was like, and honestly, as a humanitarian person,

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

480.743

I also find it false. Like you saying that there's a kangaroo in South Florida, like literally why that's like, why is there a polar bear in central park? I actually don't know if that polar bear is still in the central park zoo, but let me tell you for 25 years, there was a dead ass polar bear in Manhattan, like in this tiny little glass. Like it was too sad. It was wrong.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

498.37

Like when they get such exotic animals, like, I don't know, it puts the whole thing in perspective for me. And I'm like, I gotta get out of here. I can't support this. I understand.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

505.812

But my, like, degree of concern like just ranges on like the size of the animal versus the cage that they're in. So like I am starting with the orcas and until like the orcas are back in the wild, like a little baby kangaroo hopping with his buddy and they had a big pen. It's just like, it's about the ratio of size to cage.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

51.107

What do you have to show for your weekend? What did you do this weekend? I literally watched Yellowstone. I ate. I went to the park.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

524.673

I also feel like ever since Blackfish, the documentary that shines a light on on orcas and then just like the whole industry in general, a lot of like zoos and facilities like that have changed their names to being like sanctuaries, which makes you think like, oh, these are all rescues. And I feel like they're literally not.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

540.31

They just like change the name on the sign from a zoo to a sanctuary just to be marked as safe.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

545.666

I saw an orca on reels last week that shat in his pool and splashed the audience. If I were there, I would not have been okay. That's what was happening to you with the carrots. It was, I know it was funny to watch him take his power back.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

563.333

I loved every minute of it. Like those poor kids, but you know what? Like that's what your parents get for taking you. I will never in my life take my children to like, especially like, the sea aquarium type of, what's that? What's the one called? SeaWorld. But you know, they're off brand. Like I will never. Yeah.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

579.798

Like, cause like goats and llamas, like those are farm animals. Yes. And we were at a farm. That's fine. We were at, by the way, we were at a farm, a working farm. So that makes it better. A thousand percent. They have like that carrot home grown.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

58.791

Oh, I saw that you went to the park. What else did I do? I had such a busy weekend. I feel like so many weekends, I really enjoy being home, like, playing in the backyard, barbecuing, and, like, that's always fun. But this weekend, both days, we were, like, active as fuck. Like, car naps, you know?

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

591.42

No, that's, I'm fine. That's non-GMO. That's cool.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

594.861

It was non-GMO, not a GMO in sight. But a GSU? Yeah. GSU was always in sight because I'm getting my degree online at GSU.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

604.053

Well, that's the other thing. I was working for an hourly wage. And the story of how I got into GSU is actually really, really crazy. I'll tell it really briefly. I was working for an hourly wage and I went. Did you apply early? Well, I went to high school and I didn't do great.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

616.736

But still, you know, I got to make more cash. And more education is what I was definitely looking at. So when I get a degree, obviously, what do I think? I'll make a bigger salary. And so now I had to see, like, which college is right for me. Where do you go? I went on the internet and I found educationconnection.com. I took some pre-tests, obviously like to find out my direction.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

638.911

And then I was taking my classes online at GSU, getting my degree. That was what I loved about GSU. Like it was completely on my own time. And education connection matched me with the right college for free. It's hard. It's literally so hard not to sing it. You did really good.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

658.913

That was really funny. At breaking it down. Thank you. I love to break down. I love to block and jam and break. Block and jam and break. You actually, you could study that at GSU. What else can you study at GSU? Oh, I mean, the possibilities are endless. They have like, obviously like a mean, mean communications program. That's kind of what they're known for.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

681.67

They have a really strong writing program where they'll help you title your books.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

685.191

Yeah, they will. They will. That's like a whole concentration. You can actually build your major around that, which I think a lot of students really love. And I think not enough people, when it comes to GSU, not enough people really talk about the Greek life. It's so Greek. Yeah, and if you give any of the students a word, any word, they will literally, on demand, show you it is Greek. Okay.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

714.592

Can I give one? Pargy. Pargy comes from the Greek word pargiopolis, which means beautiful. And I learned that at Girly Swirly University. And you can too. So come on down. Fall enrollment. By the way, what's that Blake Lively movie where they make a college? Accepted.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

73.017

Maybe that's why you feel different about the weekend. Like, I did nothing with my weekend. I'm doing nothing with my life. Like, I honestly, I had enough weekend.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

736.042

That's literally GSU. It is. I would love to go to GSU. There's no encampments at GSU. Oh, yeah, no.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

742.989

We don't tolerate any, like, radicalism. The only thing we're indoctrinating you on is, like, the movie Sleepover, okay? That's really it. It's so true. Julie Corky. Like, you will leave Girly Swirly University completely unradicalized, but really fucking annoying. And that's the kind of promises we make at GSU. Yeah, our mascot is Yancy. Literally.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

773.081

And by the way, we've never lost a football game because of Yancy. Because we don't have a football team. Wait, also speaking of television, last night was the world premiere of the final season of Yellowstone. I'm sure everyone watched it. We will do an official recap at the end of the show. But just letting you know that that's coming.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

791.075

Yeah, I'm excited. I haven't spoken to you about it. But I was excited to be sat up with something to watch on a Sunday night.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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And can we just put out a collective thanks to Paramount Network for airing it at 8 o'clock? Like, 8 o'clock is such an underrated time. No, 8 o'clock is the time.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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We had so much time, but, like, I'm wiped out from the weekend. Like, I'm ready to get back to my routine. Oh, no. You know it's real when, like, the naps are taken in the car. Yeah. And not in the crib because that just means you're on the go. We did so much on Saturday. We went shopping. We went to the beach. I posted this on my Instagram, but it's been a cornerstone of my weekend.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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8 o'clock Eastern. If you've got Central West, you've got your own stuff going on. 8 o'clock Eastern is the time for prime time. It's the time for prime time. You understand me? It's on 9 o'clock and it's on 10 o'clock.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Being done with a show at 10 o'clock, that's too late. On a weeknight on Sunday, we're all trying to reset and get our weeks off to a good start. 8 o'clock, I can't really tell you how much I appreciated that.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Yeah, it was nice. I was able to start a book. I had some pie that I got from the farm. So I had some pie with my Yellowstone. I know what I did this weekend. I totally forgot.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I read a whole book. Which one? The Many Lives of Mama Love. Yeah, it was Oprah's book choice. I loved it. I loved it. Like it was just the thing to get me back, you know? Should I read it? I think you would like it.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I'm reading a Frida, just a little amuse-bouche to get me to the next one. I'm going to put this on my Goodreads quickly or else I will completely forget. I need a Goodreads for TV shows because when I always say I'll add it to my content plate, I don't put it anywhere.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Anytime someone recommends me a book that I want to read, no, but like I don't write it down. Goodreads. I guess that's like where all the different streamers, you could log into your Netflix and book market.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Jackie, it exists. Gen Z's obsessed with it. I don't know if it's about TV shows or movies. I think it's both. I think it's called Letterboxd. I need it for TV shows and movies.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Yeah, it definitely exists. Letterboxd. Something like that. I'll poke around.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I'm pretty sure, but it might just be movies. I could do it for movies too. And I watched another Harry Potter movie. And I know, like, it's tough when I get really into something that, like, there's such a fan base of. Like, when I started watching Gilmore Girls, I never really told you guys that, like, I stopped watching it because I couldn't with those fucking women.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Like, they were just horrible women. Like, I just... I hated all of them. Like... What season did you make it to? Once you've seen one episode of Gilmore Girls, you've seen them all. Nothing happens. I think that's also the point. Yeah, and it's nice, but I need to be stimulated a little bit more. And so I'm sorry.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I didn't even want to follow up with where my journey went because so many people love it, and I'm not trying to take a big shit on it. And having the same sort of thing with Harry Potter, maybe I watched too much of it too quickly. So we only watched one this week, and it was The Ironer of the Phoenix. And it was fine. It was good. I'm just like... Was The Phoenix Ardored?

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I don't even know who The Phoenix was. How about that, okay? Did they ardor it after all? Like, I know why they called it The Goblet of Fire. Why did they call it The Order of the Phoenix? No, I literally don't know. Couldn't tell you. And I'm just like, I'm kind of getting over it. Or I need like a little bit of a break.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Yeah, think about the fact that everybody waited years for the books to come out in between each other. And movies too, like. It's unnatural to watch them back to back to back.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Yeah, and it's not like, it's not that good, you know? Like it's good. It's good. It's good. Oh, and now it's all coming back to me. I actually had like a very productive weekend. I met baby Reed.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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Dana from the Reed heads and her baby Reed. I finally met him. He's so cute. So like that was kind of like the big moment of my weekend. That's so cute.

The Toast

Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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I went to the Le Creuset outlet and I.

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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It's also crazy to see like an actual child tending to a child. Do you know what I mean?

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Girly Swirly University: Monday, November 11th, 2024

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But they are proportionally matched. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like Dana's aura, like not even the fact that she's 311. Like her aura is also very childlike. She has this sort of beautiful essence that's very childlike. And so just to see her like burping a baby, I'm like, excuse me? What are you doing?

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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I wasn't watching that closely, but we'll get the replay.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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Our first story. Another Simple Favor. So Simple Favor sequel premiered at South by Southwest this weekend. And honestly, I don't know what it was like on the ground, but it looks like a disaster to me.

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Well, I was more so talking about the feud rumors between Blake and Anna Kendrick.

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Yeah, that's ridiculous. That's like, like, she took her jacket off.

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Yeah, no, she took her jacket off. But Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively, the two stars of A Simple Favor, there had been rumors about them feuding. And then the premiere didn't do anything to dispel those rumors. Anna Kendrick has such a quirky sense of humor that it's hard to know when she's being... funny or sarcastic.

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And so she's asked about the Blake stuff and she kind of is keeping moms the word because what else can she do? It's all very complicated and I'm sure she wants nothing to do with it, but it also sort of looks like she hates Blake. Paul Feig weighed in and said that-

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Yeah, and people were chiming in saying, Anna hates Blake, Anna's scared of Blake, and he responded to someone saying, you are wrong. So he's maintaining that this is like, they're good. I don't think they're that good.

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So it's not that his publicist told him not to comment on it. It's that his wife told him to shut up.

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Blake and Paul are so close and they wanted to make a sequel and the two leads like don't get along they could have done it without her I don't know if it's based on a book that needs both of them if the book also has a sequel and you know not to like kick get make Anna Kendrick like out of a job but I know I could also have seen that happening so the fact that she everyone signed back up says like yeah and it's not like it was like a huge blockbuster it's like how could it sound like Twilight like oh you could pass on it easily Rob will work together

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Yeah, I don't know. I feel like people really love her.

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No, I think she's someone who people have made it their personality to dislike, but everything she's in is really successful.

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No, I know, but she's actually, everything that she's in is very successful. I feel like she's a safe cast.

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They have to be briefed. Nobody wants to step into this mess.

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Yeah, but I just feel like if Anna had her back and Anna loved her and Anna believed Blake, like they would be arm in arm.

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Cynthia and Ariana, nothing can come between us.

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Thank you for that. No, it was a jolly good time. I also feel like selfishly he wanted no frames because that way he could use the studio more and it not be so girly. Like he could use it for good guys. If there were no frames, we'd just look like any old podcast studio. That's the point.

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I don't know if you ever interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake. What does she need to do more than what's already happening?

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There's definitely something there. I hope they keep the premieres to a minimum because this is uncomfortable.

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Yeah, I feel like she doesn't need to do all that. Just be a bitch.

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Yeah, exactly. She's like, let me take a selfie. You don't want to take a selfie.

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yeah the the you know royal walkabout was unnecessary yeah the royal exactly like when the royals like walk through and like shake hands and kiss babies in the villages yeah but like they're the like you could just go from the car to the carpet to the to the movie it's fine yeah it's enough from you i'm natural i am also like anyone else getting annoyed with brendan sclinar no i'm personally not getting annoyed with brendan sclinar

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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I think that Brandon Sklenar would be a classic case of like a Hollywood person who literally doesn't give a fuck what the truth is or who's right, but is going to just try and be on the good side.

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That's why we have our frames in which to frame ourselves and frame the narrative.

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Oh, we're with Blake now? I'm with Blake. Oh, things are trending toward Justin? Subliminal message.

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But also, he's going to be in Housemaid, right?

The Toast

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So maybe it helps to be up Blake's butt a little bit. Maybe he posted that.

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Maybe he posted that thing about Blake when he was like down to the last two in casting for Housemate. Just so Paul Feig smiled upon him.

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I feel like she's very much marrying that guy.

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We do. So I feel like he was coming from a selfish place and making it more gender neutral.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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So she must love him so much. She can't break up with him. She has to marry him because she loves him so much.

The Toast

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No, it could be like Margot Robbie, who is literally the same, and she's married to a normal industry guy who we don't know, and they're having a baby, and she loves him so much. Yes, she could have been with Leo.

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Okay, I don't even know who Sidney Sweeney's man is, so let's go. Let's do it. Let's dig in.

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He's not bad looking. He's not bad looking, Claudia. He looks nice dressed up. I think he's got something. I think he's got swagger. He's 41.

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And he's 5'9". I know too much about him now.

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He did own up to that and anoint himself the weenie of the week for doing such a thing.

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Why does she have to suffer in order to get... Oh, you're suffering?

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Yeah, no scruples. She's a suffragette? Team Blake, Team Justin, Willy Nilly, Brendan Slenar.

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Yeah, I agree. How many times are you going to do that before you look stupid?

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I just feel like, so maybe she's mature. How long does she have to do that stupid thing before she recognizes real?

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I don't know. Not for someone in the industry. I just can't tell you like how that so doesn't do it for me.

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Okay. Well, I support Sydney being scrupled. And I support myself. Okay, I also want to look up Margot Robbie's husband just to... He's cute.

The Toast

You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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It's kind of like he did it on purpose to you, sir.

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Okay, well, let me know if anyone sees another simple favor. Our next story, speaking of two people who are so perfectly matched at a tennis match.

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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Kylie and Timothy can't keep their hands off each other at the Indian Wells tournament. Kylie and Timothy stepped out at the BNP Paribas Indian Wells Open in Indian Wells, California on Sunday throughout the match. They were packing on the PDA. Her friends were there. It was just like a fun outing. I think I saw Kendall, right? I saw Kendall, but I also saw Victoria.

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And then I saw what looked like Victoria looking like Kendall. So I wasn't sure.

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I feel like... Oh, there's Kendall. You're right. You're right. Both of them are there.

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She is making me reevaluate him. And I like what I see. I like what he brings out in her, like this confidence.

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And she should be the most confident person in the world because, like, she's so gorgeous and hysterical and perfect in every way. And you can really see that she feels that way. So I love that for her from him. But now, like, now when he does stuff, I'm like, okay, Timothy, Kylie's boyfriend, let me listen to you. Like, he gave that speech when he won the SAG award.

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Like, I'm not just like, oh, this actor who I have nothing to do with. But, like, the SAG award speech that he gave, like, that he's, like, a very serious person and he wants greatness. And, like, he's just very high achieving. And I think that's an attractive quality. I think he's like a serious person. I think he's a smart person.

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The fact that they've been together almost two years and like they're still this into each other and like touchy feely and happy. Like I wish them a lifetime of happiness.

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I was on Netflix watching like something mandatory and I was like, damn, I want to be watching that.

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Even though it is called X, like we do still say retweeted.

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oh my god it's so funny it's such a good show like i haven't even finished i think i'm like four episodes in but i'm like really enjoying myself that's so funny i will watch it i just added it to the content plate and what's funny is the last three things on the content plate are all mindy kayling sex lives mini project and running point mindy kayling supremacy it's fabulous and the soundtrack is really good too can't wait like truly can't wait to watch that back to kylie and timothy yeah

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Like, lots of love. Seriously, get married and have babies. Like, I'm sick of waiting.

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Yeah, but Kylie's already a mama, so it's just about, like, what works for her.

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He might, like, want an Oscar first, you know?

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I totally agree. Yeah. But I could also so see him being like, I can't have a child until I've had an Oscar. And then also if that ever does happen, him realizing like what a stupid thing that is to say.

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Like no one was sadder when he lost the Oscar than Kylie.

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I don't think they'll get married, though, because they each have too much money.

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So nobody had more fun than them this weekend.

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Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Some sad news about one of our faves. Luke Combs is detailing his debilitating battle with a rare, particularly wicked mental health condition.

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He was the weenie for getting you sick, which at least he copped to. How are you feeling, by the way?

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Yeah, I just saw this this morning. Luke Combs appeared on 60 Minutes Australia and detailed his battle with a rare form of OCD in a recent interview. He shared that he has struggled with purely obsessional obsessive compulsive disorder, also known as Pure O, since the age of 12, but recently experienced his worst flare up in years.

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So he described it, he said, it's thoughts, essentially, that you don't want to have, and then they cause you stress, and then you're stressed out, and then the stress causes you to have more of the thoughts, and then you don't understand why you're having them, and you're trying to get rid of them, but trying to get rid of them makes you have more of them.

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He explained the tedious and debilitating condition. He said he feels now lucky to be an expert in PRO since he has dealt with it for two decades, and he knows how to get out of it now, but he said when it hits man, it can be all-consuming. He said that he had a really bad flare-up He said that a really bad flare-up can last 45 seconds of every minute for weeks.

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He also shared that sometimes the intrusive thoughts are also violent. The way to get out of it is like it doesn't matter what the thoughts even are. Giving any credence to what the thoughts are is like irrelevant and only fuels you having more of them.

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No, I'm just going to show you really never know what someone's going through. And like, I wouldn't thought that Luke might be dealing with something like a mental health sufferer. Yeah. And in such like a serious way, like more, more than the average.

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Oh, it's always a big Australian something.

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Like I've tried to tell you this so many times.

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But it's important that when you've seen a segment on 60 Minutes, you let everyone know.

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No, but maybe we'll have something one day.

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Never stop reaching for your auditory dreams.

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And expanding your auditory profile now that we have the bug.

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I do wish that we had little bites in between ad breaks and stuff. It makes no sense because we do it live. But when other podcasts have it, like, oh, this is fancy.

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Yeah. You're just trying to listen to the time because you can barely hit 45 minutes. And so you need a minute.

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No, I do feel like other shows enjoy the fact that maybe all of their auditory experiences total take up like three minutes.

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Yeah. No, it cuts up. You know what I mean. Yeah, punch, beefs up.

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Focus on the nostril that you can breathe out of, you know?

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Are you ready for our next story? Okay, a little divorce news. Shockingly, Emily Osmond is getting divorced five months after getting married. So Emily Osmond is splitting from her husband, Jack Farina, and while many would expect them to still be in their honeymoon phase, looks like she decided five months was more than enough.

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The actress filed for divorce on Friday from Farina, better known as a stage name Jack Anthony, citing reconcilable differences. They got married in October, so it's been five months. The list date of separation is December 2024, less than two months after the marriage.

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OK, well, first, it's worth noting that they have a prenup. So and with no children, they'll just like walk away from this.

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No, a prenup would make money made during the marriage like separate because what you came in with is separate. I mean, prenups are different. So who knows what they had. But say the finances are taken care of. And also, like you said, she's been sort of like here and there all through her career. She found this man who's like been with her through it all.

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Why would she leave him as soon as she hits it big? I feel like unless they were having issues and like she, like you said, saw the writing on the wall and like wanted to leave him before the big check came because she knew they would split up anyway. But I don't think that's the only reason. And I mean, to separate two months after you get married when she's, she's our age. How would you feel?

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Like she's. And they don't have kids together? They don't have kids together and they were married for two months.

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It's kind of crazy. I feel like Emily Osmond is like a very like good, like not like a Hollywood girl who gets like married and divorced in two months.

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So I feel like something must have happened and hopefully nothing too terrible.

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No. And like, given that she's been in the industry for so long, she just seems very normal in a good way.

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I just felt like when you say that you have someone, at least one in mind.

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That's like a different thing. And also they're together a million years and now they're pregnant and not together. And it also reminds me of, I'll always think of Michael Kopech and Vanessa Morgan.

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Right? Because that's a classic case of what?

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And Paula Patton. He's in, he works. You're going to see him around in your shows.

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yeah but also they could have just been like a random actor and then since then they've become super famous no but at the time paula patton was famous and so was brian yeah yeah yeah are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into our tv recap if it's our final story that will lead into the tv recap that's brought to you by primal kitchen oh it is i love primal kitchen we were just eating their ketchup last night because it's sweetened with honey

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clinics clinics um a little breaking news before we get into our fifth and final story that will lead into our tv recap which is that olivia colpo has announced that she's pregnant with the partiest photos you've ever seen oh i don't want to say it you know what like welcome to the club like that she's in your gang now

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Weren't we just talking about how annoying that is?

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been almost a year since she got married so like now you have like hindsight when you like and you can like really see when you look back it wasn't trendy it like it's aging flawlessly in my opinion yeah um i love this i'm so happy for her i like her so much uh love this so happy for her when i watched the culpos on tlc which everyone should watch like she expressed how she really

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wants to be a mother and I think she was kind of like sad that it hadn't happened for her yet and like she you know um and she has endometriosis so I think she had like a lot of issues with her health for a period of time yeah so I'm just so happy that it's happened for her and the pictures are so beautiful

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Seriously, she's so pargy. Two photos, black and white. She has a pretty substantial bum. She was also now spotted by paparazzi, like out with her bum picking up breakfast. And the caption on the photos is, next chapter, motherhood. Like, okay.

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Sending you so much love and peace and joy during this time.

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Very happy for them. Now, for the fifth and final story that will lead into the TV recap, starting with Love is Blind, because news came out at the Love is Blind reunion, that A.D. from Love is Blind, what city?

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Yeah, well, he was trying his best. I feel sad for him today. And it wasn't good enough. And also, she was talking to Matthew.

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Okay, AD from Love is Blind North Carolina is engaged to Ollie Sutherland from Love is Blind UK, which not everybody watched, but you should have.

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I just want to say, if anybody watched Love is Blind Minnesota and misses the Love is Blind of yore, Go watch UK because that will also give context for this. It was such a crazy storyline because the whole time it's like he doesn't like her, he doesn't like her, but he's saying all the right things. I think he was about to say yes at the altar just because he didn't want to look like a dick.

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Like Amazon number one bestseller pregnancy.

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Yeah, no, but I don't know. There's a lid for every pot. And I also feel like A.D., I feel like AD was, I feel like she was happy to now be in a relationship that's like love is blind oriented to be like in a reality couple. But I also could see how like on a personality level, like they both could have fun together and like why they hit it off.

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I'm sure all the alums from these shows meet each other. Not everyone gets together and dates for so long to actually get engaged. So I do think that there's something there and I will support it.

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Can I just say something? What if it turns out that he did follow her?

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No, it doesn't make you any less of a woman to have one.

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It would just matter that he's been lying the whole time.

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No, the fact that they're the only standing couple when after the pods, like they were pretty much like broken up over this is really crazy. And every couple was so strong.

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Yeah, I feel like he just didn't even want to answer for like what he did on the show. So he's like, oh, no, you were right. I saw it too late. Sorry.

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That's what happens when you like are too concerned with how you overproduce. You have to just be. And if you're sometimes they do make a good person look bad and that's really unfortunate. But hopefully most of the time we can just see who a person is.

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Yeah. Well, they shouldn't do that anyway.

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I feel like that's going to continue to happen just in general, but also like to trend, even your attitude towards like stuff for the baby where you're like, I don't want overconsumption.

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When something that someone says in the pods is the reason why they don't end up together. When it's like you accepted that then, like the time to deal with it was then. If you're going to say yes to an engagement, like you are committed to working on it, even if it's not something that's ideal for you.

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But for it to be the thing that breaks you up, like before you've even had a chance, like giving this person a chance to change or grow, like... I just feel like it's bad faith. Like then it was always a no.

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He was like, we'll date. And she was like, we'll see.

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Yeah. But I just want to say, I think the, the person who was like committed to her, who then even dated her after she embarrassed him on TV with no cameras there. I don't think he was the one that ghosted her just using context clues.

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That's so weird. He's literally been like so ride or die for her.

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But they liked each other so much so she should say yes to him.

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No, because we've seen her lie. At least we know her to be a liar.

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Like, you're not that like, you're just like a dick, but I didn't like me and like, wouldn't just tell me that and instead blamed it on me.

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Oh, that's so nice. I caught up on White Lotus. We'll recap that. I need you to recap Love is Mine for me because I've given up and now I'm done. Like I'm out of the rat race and I'll hear it from you. Plus our fifth and final story will lead into the TV recap. Partialicious. And I watched a little bit of New Kardashians. Very calming. Yeah. You know me, I'm a creature of habit.

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It was just crazy. What's Ben Platt up to? He must be thrilled.

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What's the name of that guy from season one? It was Diamond. I don't remember his name, but when they broke up in season one on the honeymoons.

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That is the number one moment. The fact that they won't be honest about that. It didn't even make top five. You're not serious about this countdown.

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I don't know. Probably. I'm familiar with him.

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Like I'm some, I don't go with the trends. Like just because we all stopped watching, like not me. I'm still here. There was so much Kylie. It was fantastic. Kylie and Timothy. The best part of the episode, I just want to say, was Khloe and Scott interviewing a new assistant for Scott. I was laughing so hard. I could have a whole reality.

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yeah I feel like this season loses a lot of credibility because only one couple got together I feel like you could have you know explained away the boring like okay it's not the greatest but like if true love was found it was just because these are like boring people who want to find love but because it wasn't even that it's like so what did we all just watch Well, attempt to watch.

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I know, but like those things also are sometimes why it's great. Like it's just regular people and it has to, you have to be like regular to really want this to work. Otherwise you're coming on for the fame. If you know, and you're, I don't know. It's a delicate balance.

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It's so true. Back to the embargo of With Love, Megan. Back to standard ad reads that are in 15 minutes.

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But all in all, it was like less than a month total of TV because we started that week that you were here. And so it was like three weeks. That's good.

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And also, if producers are producing people and there's, say, a love triangle or a square, encourage everyone to get engaged. I want to see all four people from the square and the honeymoon. I want to see them see each other.

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The best dynamics are when people who were between two people see the other person. Barnett and Jessica.

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They should do a show like The Apprentice where they try and find the next best assistant.

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That's. really what i will say like encourage the triangles and the rhombuses to all come we can partner swap when we get there but like that's what's best and the fact that like there was a square and no one got together mason madison ben cut the whole thing i don't

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The dad is my favorite character. And also now I've learned more about him as like a person in real life. Like he wore a hostage pin to the Brits. Like this man is amazing.

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I love him and it hurts me to see him going through it. Oh my God, he's such a good actor. I have such a pit every time he comes on stage. I'm like anxious for him. I just want things to work out for him. Like I want him to have his freedom and his money and his house. And like, it just hurts that like the person that I love the most is really suffering. And now drug addiction. He picks up a gun.

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Of course I did. Was that a rhetorical question? Like we recapped it ad nauseum.

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I was rooting for him, but he's an idiot. And he shouldn't be in charge of the gate.

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No, he's so unfocused. Like this is a... Big hotel, like you're the person in charge.

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No, and the fact that when she came in, he leaves the gun on the table, it's literally pointing directly at her. That felt like ominous, you know?

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Yeah. We talked about it all the time. Well, I watched it with Brian. I think we watched like the first episode and we talked about that.

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I feel like there was a lot of shots in that opening scene and how many bullets was a little gun, right? I don't know.

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I know these are the questions we're supposed to be asking.

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Yeah, I hope that Saxon and the girl in the pink

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get together i ship them the little brother and then gary's girlfriend and gary's girlfriend oh got it okay because like she deserves to have like a life of fun with someone who's like wealthy and will treat her right well he's not wealthy anymore so she won't stay long but right having fun what is she doing with gary they drop the r slur and that doesn't happen a lot and it was very powerful that was funny

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Oh, my God. When he was sitting on the deck of the boat having drink after drink.

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No, no, not in that scene when he's at the bar. And then Greg comes over and he's like, the way he's just sitting there, it's Thomas Ravenel.

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He is Thomas Ravenel, and it's crushing. And I love Thomas Ravenel.

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Okay, but why does she keep looking at her robe and being spooked?

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And how are we supposed to pick up on that?

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But when you pick up your phone, like it makes it worse because then you actually have no idea what's going on. Yeah.

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i didn't pick up my phone but i did pause to pick up my phone watching the first episode seriously took me two hours i think it was an hour long and then for the second episode i did it like turned off the lights and curled like i watched it curled up because i'm not on my phone curled up so i was able to power through better but you really have to mentally prepare oh and the daughter oh my gosh uh piper piper

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You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025

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She really thinks she's better than all of them. But if she wants to spend the year abroad, then her dad could be like, oh, cool. I'll stay with you.

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Yeah, I feel like they might be aligned actually.

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That's because he wears a pin, a name pin.

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No, but the fact that I thought he was getting fired or at least demoted to maybe concierge, someone whose job it is to just be friendly. He would be amazing at that. And instead they give this guy a gun. Totally.

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Oh, and the girls are going into town. And what's going to happen with Valentin and his friends? It's not going to be good.

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That was funny. But she's seriously really scary. I feel like she could be the one with the gun.

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But she is scary, too, because she's, like, so buttoned up that you think she's gonna, like, she could crack. Or burst.

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Yeah, trying to find his next great assistant. It was really, really funny. So that's what I did. And then also shout out to the mamas because Daylight Savings threw us through a loop, did it not? It threw me through a loop too as just like a person who lost an hour of their weekend. Like this weekend, we had less weekend than every other weekend. Do you know that?

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And like these recaps are interesting. So we did eight minutes talking about like the things that happened. But I watched eight minutes.

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I watched over two hours of content for eight minutes of interesting. That's why it's hard to do what we do. You tried being a TV recapper for a day.

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Well, at least you slept till 7.30 if you usually wake up at six. It's something.

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Charlie slept till 8.30 this morning, which is technically 7.30, but then last night I put them down like... At the new bedtime. So he actually did get an extra hour of sleep, but it's all very confusing. But last night was the first night. Like I didn't have to close my blinds at 4 p.m. Yeah, we got to play outside after dinner.

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And I'm hopeful that this year will be the year where we don't change the clocks again. Like this is how it should be all the time. You know, every year there's bipartisan effort to stop.

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This could be the year, Trudy. This could be the last time that I'm so utterly confused. Except, of course, they're going to take away the one where we get more sleep.

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Okay, sometimes you have to think about stuff.

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Maybe if he wakes up with a little bed head. If he feels refreshed or if he feels like... This isn't the one where you wake up feeling refreshed. It's great for your life and your quality of life and seasonal depression. It's good for all of that. But day of is a hard day. The other one is a nice day, but you're in for months of sadness.

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just a crazy time we made it like it's so it's also it's important to acknowledge the space I had I really had adjusted to like the darkness we were in a good schedule good routine like you let it wash over yeah it was just like dinner bath bed because there's no more sunshine and like right it was fine you know and so like they just give it to us to take it away again

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Same, you know, new time, same me. But don't you like to watch the sunset or watch the sky slowly wind?

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So Desperate Housewives greater than God's gift.

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When you guys split up into different rooms, which you must do after everything that's happened any day now.

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I'm sorry. We all have to separate the two of you.

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Then in his room, he can watch DH and like you can watch FNL.

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And I already had one less hour. We'll do an official TV recap.

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I mean, that's just par for the course. Whenever there's a guest co-host, it's like, he should do it every day. Well, then one of us is out of a job. What are you saying? Like, that's just impossible. But I'm glad you guys liked the episode. We had a lot of fun. I hadn't podcasted with one Jewish in a while.

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If I didn't get something, I would say I'm confused, right? There's nothing not to get there.

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There's not that much dialogue. It's very slow moving. Like, it's not missing me. There's not that much to get. I feel the same way that I felt when I watched season one, which is why I didn't watch season two, where it's like, I'm happy for this show. People really like it. They have a nice concept, the hotels, the funny characters. Yeah. But everyone makes more of this show than it is.

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It's not much more than what you see. They act like it's genius. Mike Lotus, whatever his name is, Mike White. Oh, what a genius. It's not genius at all. It's just like people on vacation and everyone just makes such a big deal of it. And that also makes it worse because it doesn't live up to that expectation.

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And it's good compared to the fact that there aren't a lot of good shows and it's a good premise and it's regenerative. But when you look back on it, like when I think of season one, I'm like, oh, that was like so funny. They're in Hawaii and the pineapple guy and Cindy Sweeney and someone dies in the duty. But now I remember what it's like to actually watch it. Participate.

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Those are like really the only things that happened because not a lot happens because they're just like making a meal of this because they're taking themselves seriously. so seriously. Like every actor was like, I got white Lotus. Like it's, it's, it's a cool job because we've made it that way. But like, it's not game of Thrones. Okay.

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Yeah. No, that's like not a legitimate. I just hate when people say that. Yeah. Except if you don't like this show, it's because you don't get it.

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But I do think there are things that I could watch that I could be like, I don't get it, you know?

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Yeah. Two things can be true. I love and hate you.

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So we had a lot to catch up on and there were a lot of good like topics for us to chat on, especially because food has really been in the news. And he is kind of the voice you want to hear from when talking about food.

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Okay, let's save them without further ado. It's time for the fast five stories. You need to know you do, do, do, do, do.

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The fast five stories. You need to know you do, do, do, do, do. Like Ariana Grande showing Julianne Hough how she dances.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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First story, Super Bowl recap. Let's talk sports first. First. So the Eagles beat the Chiefs at Super Bowl licks. Finals. Blicks. Final score 40 to 22 in New Orleans.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah, the offensive linemen.

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Yeah, I guess it's like good that there's not blame on one person. Like one person doesn't feel like they ruined it. And also sometimes I feel like when the game is so close, it's like even more heartbreaking because it's like we were so close to greatness, but they literally didn't have a chance.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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To me, what's so crazy is like this, the whole weekend is literally like a multi-billion dollar endeavor. Like everyone coming and traveling and all the celebrities and all the entertainment and all the parties leading up to the weekend in the hotel, all around this game. And it was literally like- The worst game I've ever seen in my life. Little League, they were playing.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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And it was so not entertaining. All of the fanfare is for this game. And they couldn't even play football.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah, and the reporters had said that too. So I'm glad that most people that were, imagine being a Chiefs fan and like you finally are gonna go to the Super Bowl. Spending $8,000. Spending that much money to see them play like dog shit.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Like, it was seriously embarrassing.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Right, of course. I think it was 24-2.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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No. And what was so weird, it was like for the last 10 or 12 minutes, like the gap was too big to close really. But like, they can't celebrate yet. They haven't won. Like we have to like still play 12 more minutes, but like, we know that they won. And so it was so anticlimactic because it was like, we knew for 12 minutes that.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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the Eagles had won the Super Bowl, but they're still like having to play the game. They're on the sidelines, like dumping Gatorade on with five minutes left. I want to talk about the Gatorade. And it's just like, but we can't celebrate yet. And then by the time like we had a winner, it's like, well, we knew it was just so anticlimactic.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

1365.418

What the hell is his name? Okay, I'll find out. Eagles coach. They poured it on him.

The Toast

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Yeah, that was really crazy. But I guess overall, like the final score, 40 to 20 or 22. Doesn't sound so bad. It doesn't sound like what we watched. Yeah, but they got to 20 like in the last three minutes. I know. But at least like they got a respectable-ish score up on the board because the whole game was like 37-0. Zero. Zero. Zero.

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Yeah, I guess. But that's the chance that you take with the Superbowl and advertising. I don't feel like so bad for them in their $8 million commercials. No, me neither.

The Toast

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Yeah. What year was that? Oh, 59 years ago.

The Toast

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I was actually, like, thinking that I feel like soon they'll stop using Roman numerals, and that will be a sad day, I just want to say.

The Toast

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Yeah. And I X is one minus 10. Yeah. I think it's good. I think we need this refresher.

The Toast

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Yeah. So I don't know what happened. Like seriously, it was as if they all like forgot how to play the sport. It was genuinely like an embarrassment to the whole country.

The Toast

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And it's not like they lost valiantly, you know? totally there was no valiance no there was no honor it was as if they were body snatched by a bunch yes it was like we were playing seriously i have no idea what happened it was so crazy and so embarrassing and like what do you even do after that

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Not at that level. But I feel like something bad happened. And not at their ages. You know, that happens when you have like your party friends. Yeah, yeah. And your first cousins, second cousins. Cousins, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Toast

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But not at their age. They've been friends for so long and they were like so, so tight to go from.

The Toast

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Yeah, I feel like throughout the years, like Kelly like had a bunch of stuff. I feel like she was like friendly with Taylor throughout the years.

The Toast

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And her suite like was a little lackluster.

The Toast

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Got it. Oh, and Taylor got booed, which to me, like it was just because like, I saw it as the whole stadium is Eagles fans and she's such a chiefs. Not because like everybody hates Taylor. So like, I think it was in the spirit of the game.

The Toast

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Right. As the number one sports podcast among women, I couldn't not show up for the Super Bowl recap episode. And because I was so sick all weekend, like last night, I just laid in bed and watched the Super Bowl every minute. I did fall asleep for the first two quarters. That's just on being sick.

The Toast

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But sports fans boo. That's like what they do. Yeah, they're freaks. Yeah, they're crazy. So that's the game and that's the ball game. And it was a real stinker. Big one. And next, we're going to talk about all the entertainment from the evening, including Kendrick Lamar halftime show. Let's go in order. Yeah.

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So Lady Gaga actually opened the show with a touching rendition of Hold My Hand in honor of the New Orleans terrorist attack victims and the L.A. fires.

The Toast

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No, no. On the pre show, they kept saying Lady Gaga coming up and I was like, what is she doing?

The Toast

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Yeah. Agreed. And then we had the National Anthem, John Batiste, and America the Beautiful.

The Toast

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There was like a whole pre-show.

The Toast

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Yeah. How was Warren Daigle in Trombone Shorty? I missed it because it was bedtime.

The Toast

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Which is not Super Bowl caliber.

The Toast

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Yeah, he did. And I think he did like the best job of him. So it's like, if it wasn't for you, then maybe he wasn't the right choice.

The Toast

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Yeah, I feel that. And then Kendrick Lamar halftime show. So he did a 13 minute performance and there were guest appearance from SZA. Serena Williams showed up dancing. He performed a bunch of his songs.

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Protein. That's the correct answer, Alex. What is protein? But I know you're not going to sit down with a rotisserie chicken. Like what am I on the carnivore diet? It's just not, it's not happening. I think just be mindful. Like don't eat extraneously. Don't go on a bender. But like, I think if you're eating your usual, just eat your usual.

The Toast

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But you know them and they're familiar.

The Toast

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Well, so he thought that the visuals were like amazing, which I totally agree. Like the stage and the dancers and like the way, like the different scenarios. But musically, it wasn't like probably the best choice for Kendrick. especially because not a lot of people, not everyone knows all of his songs. Now I am familiar with two. Not like us.

The Toast

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And I feel the same way where it's like, at first I didn't mind that he was like, not every artist that they pick is going to be my favorite, but like it's a jolly good show and it's music and it's fun, but like, we're going to know it regardless of who it is. Yeah. And if it's good music, like I don't mind hearing a song for the first time, but it's just like, it just didn't translate. Um,

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah. I feel like with usher, it was the opposite issue where it's like the songs and the music were great. The performance like wasn't. Yeah.

The Toast

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I'm just saying like, I feel like that was like we had the opposite issue because it didn't. it didn't hit in the way that it was meant to.

The Toast

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And I think a lot of people felt that way. And I think a lot of people, like I was seeing, like a lot of the criticism is falling to Jay-Z because he programs the live entertainment for the Super Bowl. Roc Nation is like partnered with NFL and Apple. And like, he's the one who made this choice. And as you said, like, it's not entirely the right choice.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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What did I eat? tea with honey and lemon and saltines like seriously my Super Bowl was taken from me I was honestly not even because I was sick like but including the fact that I was sick it was the worst Super Bowl of all time I will say start to finish from all different elements the game the commercials the performances it was for me the least entertaining Super Bowl in my in recent memory

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Like, let's do a cool show. We're on the... That represents the year. Yeah. Yeah, no, and we're just like, cool, and we're doing a cool show.

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People who would just like encompass as many possible people as possible, even though you're never gonna get someone who everybody loves or everybody likes even, but like someone who can capture as many people as possible.

The Toast

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And yes, time will tell, but you also have to give credit to how you felt just watching it in the moment.

The Toast

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And then also a lot of it was like, you know, more of the diss to Drake because the song Not Like Us is a Drake diss track. And then there were a bunch of like things in there. Even the necklace A is apparently for A minor.

The Toast

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But like there's just so, and on the one hand, I'm like, yes, take this grudge all the way to the Super Bowl. Like never let your haters like stop. Stop. Stop you from doing your thing. Never stop hating your haters. But it's like so crazy that this whole thing was like put together to like give an F you to Drake.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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You did it by yourself. So Serena Williams was there, and I just assumed it was because she has history with Drake, so it's like a fellow Drake enemy, but then also people said that it was because of something with Wimbledon.

The Toast

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Yeah, but I do think it had to do, I'm sorry, it has to do with Drake.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I don't know, but honestly, Drake would have been a better halftime show.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah. Plus being sick, like didn't help. I didn't get to eat like anything. Nachos, hot dogs, nothing. Yeah. I couldn't, I can't even taste. So yeah, I could have eaten like Zach could have brought me something home, but I can't even taste. That sucks.

The Toast

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Does it have to be American? I was wondering that too, because I was like, Harry Styles, but it's not American.

The Toast

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I would immensely enjoy it, but it would not be the vibe.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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French-Canadian? Like, honestly.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah. I don't even think he would be, like... That's a performance I would enjoy, but I wouldn't even, like, put him on my list of, like, this is a great idea.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. Especially with like Jay-Z as the curator. Right. What is Jay-Z like? I don't know if Jay-Z listens to Pink. No, I don't think Jay-Z is going to put Pink up for the job.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Okay. I agree. I think they need an expert curator. And I don't think that Jay-Z is the expert curator.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It's just, it's such a sick, twisted industry. It's too much. Like, you can't hold any of them. None of them are like beyond approach. It's a Spider-Man meme. It's a Spider-Man meme. Where they're all just pointing at each other. Right. That's why, if you need an expert curator, Kenny Ortega should do the Super Bowl. I was actually just watching a clip of Michael Jackson.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I was watching a clip of Michael Jackson's Super Bowl appearance. And it was like probably a part of some documentary because people were speaking on it. Like the people that he worked with and Kenny Ortega was talking about. I think he directed Michael Jackson's Super Bowl appearance. He should be the official director of the Super Bowl.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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And we should have a say on like who does it because he knows talent.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

3095.49

Okay. They would be bot farming. Those are the Super Bowl stories.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I thought the commercials were so bad. I can't remember one of them.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I feel like the front traps aren't so bad. Like there's some protein there.

The Toast

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That's so funny. The only commercials I remember are like Intuit TurboTax, which actually looks like really good. What'd they do? No, they just had like, literally they were in every single block of commercials, just like about how you can like go for a run and someone's doing your taxes. And it looks like a good service.

The Toast

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Oh, we're going to get into that. And then the only other.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yes. The other commercial. Do you know these Dunkin's commercials? Like, why does it feel like an inside joke that I'm on the outside of? Um, cause you are. No, but like, what are they doing? Like they're like beings like fools.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Like Ben Affleck and the Dunkings and then Bill Belichick and his girlfriend. Like, what are you guys doing? I just, I feel like such a outsider.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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no but then there's like rap battles like i just feel like i've missed it i've missed you have but you're not the only one a lot of us got left behind like i'm not even 100 sure okay great um and then yes poppy had a commercial with influencers but they are also getting dragged canceled due to a decision to send 25 000 vending machines to influencers ahead of their super bowl commercial

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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You could put it in your lobby for the whole building.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Like this is people's jobs. It's true. It's just like weird when like there's something that's like so commonplace, like everyone does. It's just like part of the business. And then like people just like seek out one company who's doing it and like get mad about it.

The Toast

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Some people made the point, like, why would you, like, apparently it's about $800,000 that they spent sending 32 people these gifts when you could have put the vending machines somewhere with more traffic. Like, which one influencer needs hundreds of poppies? Ready? So...

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah, I saw Rachel Kirkconnell got a vending machine. So I saw her video and I just thought, I didn't even know about this controversy. I just thought that was like so cute. And then she said she had to give it back. I was like, oh damn. But I guess, yeah, who needs a thousand cans of Poppy?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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But it was just like a fun, cute concept. Like it's called marketing. And Poppy's a-

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah. Doritos has a lot of bad commercials.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I saw some, like some space orb was like stealing the Doritos from a guy on his couch.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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They were serious. The commercials were so bad.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Oh, yeah. And it's also funny, like who gets tapped? Yes. I would love to be a fly on the wall. The most random ideas, which are sometimes so good. Here's a random idea that was actually good. It was the circle water bottle and Adam Devine. Yeah. That was actually a really cute commercial. You know what was a good one?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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When the person in the room was like, what if we got Adam Devine to call his wife? What? What?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Oh, look, everyone should be so happy. Right.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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That's good. There's different seasons for everything. Like you're pregnant. Eat what you want.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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That to me, it's like, I hate the celebrities in the commercials. Like, It's just, it's so not creative. And it looks like a waste of money when they could be doing so many other things using their real customers.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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And I think that people online, instead of getting mad at Poppy, like a startup business that's like working with influencers, should get mad at the big celebrities, how much they get paid for these commercials.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Bring it back. Celebrities, LeBron James.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Oh, that's the best, by the way. When someone can do a commercial about a celebrity and they like make a regular person a star.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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No. I wasn't feeling very moved.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Sad. So that's Super Bowl commercials. Are you ready for our next story, a little? By the way, what story are we up to right now? This is technically number four.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Oh, yeah. No, we're not ready.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Sorry, I told you it was a mush mash.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah. But you will be a changed person. Like, don't even worry about her. You don't even know her yet. You don't even know her.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

379.7

She's a problem for another day. But that's a song for another time. I'm literally like sweating sitting here. Like, because I have like the sweats and the chills. I have a heating pad on, which is actually really nice. But I'm like, if you guys see me sweating, just, just ignore. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Thank you, T-U-R-T. You're welcome. Our next story, Brianna Chicken Fry playing coy, addressing rumors about a romance with West Wilson from Summer House. I thought his name was Wes. So I think his name is West, and then his friends call him Wes.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Or his friends are too lazy to pronounce the T.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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What did Wes say? Because she was asked by Page Six about Wes and how they're spending time together. And she's like, who, what? And spun around nervously. She said, I haven't really thought about it. I've just been thinking about the Super Bowl, thinking about who's going to win the game, placing my bets. I haven't had time to think about West. No, no.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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But she did post a picture, like a selfie of the two of them, like partying. I think it's just like, maybe they were having fun this weekend. Like, do you think that they knew each other before this weekend?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Well, the first two quarters are like the least important quarters, especially in this game. But then I woke up and I watched the halftime show and literally Zach and I were watching till the last player was in the stadium. Like we were. Oh, that's so funny. He really wanted to see MVP. I'm like, of course it's Jalen Hurts. They never even gave the ball to Saquon.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It's just crazy that we know about it. Like, I feel like this is the sort of thing that in a few months, like one of them shares on their podcast and we're like, Oh my God. Yeah. Like that. We know that they were probably together this weekend. It's just like, it's so crazy. It's so much to know. I do not chip just because we've seen a lot from him. Not my favorite. Brianna deserves better.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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And I just want the absolute best for her. Yeah. But I'm glad she's having fun. And she is having fun. And like fun is very important to her right now. And like, I think it's good.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Why does Craig root for the Eagles?

The Toast

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When she said that guy's not my boyfriend, yeah, because they've probably been dating for a few weeks. That person's not your boyfriend yet.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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The temperature control issues of this flu are unlike anything I've experienced. Every time I get out of bed, I'm shivering like freezing cold. It's so crazy. This is like the sickest I've been in years. This flu this season is not to be messed with.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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What friend takes you to a game in a box?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Okay, I hadn't considered that there was someone else in the mix and that it wasn't a date.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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no I didn't even think about him backstage of the show I just remember the picture of them like in the box and I was like okay Jackie but it's just not even a picture it's two people sitting next to each other in a box and the most blurry zoom in photo of all time but like I never considered like there might be other that like he didn't invite her there she could be a plus one yeah totally but she also like could be on a date which is totally fine and normal totally fine and normal now they've been broken up like eight weeks it's more yeah what they wear it's February

The Toast

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Mm-hmm. A little anniversary news. SNL 50 Anniversary Special will feature Bad Bunny, Sabrina Carpenter, John Mulaney, Tom Hanks, and more. Okay, I'm sorry.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I know. She's performing or contributing to the special. Steve Martin, Sabrina Carpenter, Bad Bunny, John Mulaney, Dave Chappelle, and numerous other stars who've been associated with the show over the years. Scar Jo will make an appearance. It will air on February 16th. It's a three-hour long live telecast honoring SNL's 50th anniversary. It's SNL at a glance.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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February 16th is a Sunday. Oh, so it's a Sunday evening broadcast.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah, and like SNL history, there's a lot to pull from. There's so many great moments, performances, like people who have come out of it. So like when they go into the archives, it's always good.

The Toast

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Yeah, like the current stuff is what's bad, but this is great because it's not current.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah, so this has the makings to be something good.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Oh, yeah, but it's like... Whose idea was that to have like Barry Keoghan riding? Like I just would like to be on the fly on the wall for some of these meetings. And it's like they pick the most random people or even the Ritz Salty and it was like Auburn Plaza.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Who was that? I forget. His name is like Napoleon from Nine Perfect Strangers.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I'll tell you his name. You're not going to... Michael Shannon. You have to Google him. Google him.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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He's like in so many things. Oh yeah.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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And it's like, why those two? That's not even who I would think of as salty.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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No, I feel like that was everything. Jaylen won MVP. Of course. Like, who else?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah, no, they have a lot of other really strong players and, you know, notoriously don't have the strongest quarterback.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah, that is interesting to think about.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. It's already started. But congrats to the Philly fans. I'm happy for you. Me too. It's a nice group.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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And they had a great team. They played some beautiful ball and they deserved it. And they had a good season too. And you know what?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah, but it's a shame. We'll never really know. The Chiefs were just like falling over themselves.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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No, I don't think that you were.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I understand why you didn't do that. And ultimately you're right because the sister-in-law is like a very mature term. Oh, I wasn't even thinking mature.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It's literally not weird, but I do feel like when someone is younger and, they feel less like an in-law. And it's just like Ben's sister. If you had an older sister, it's very mature, sister-in-law. But when they're younger, it's like, what if you have a 12 year old sister? Like that's a sister-in-law?

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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They just don't know you and they don't know her.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

531.719

They don't know her like you do.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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No. But I understand what you mean that it's more like familial to say Ben's parents.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

564.558

Well, you could start saying machatunim.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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sister sister um so you were just like sick all weekend not much to share with the class sick all weekend and i didn't even get to watch that much tv because i was like that sick i actually had to google how to turn the brightness down on my television because i couldn't even look at it wow and i figured it out and it's i'm leaving it that way of course you gotta get the tv remote not the apple tv like the actual tv remote and then you go to menu settings

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I did it on Apple TV. Like it was this accessibility display brightness, turned it all down. So I was able to watch a little bit. I watched new Kardashians episode, but then I also watched a bunch of episodes from last season. So I don't know which one was like, yeah, this week's episode. So I can't remember. Yeah. I saw the Lamar conversation, but I forget what else happened.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Like to me, Kourtney is in Australia with her family.

The Toast

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Yeah. But now I'm caught up. And then I watch. So I really was looking for something mindless because I couldn't pay attention to anything. So I watched a little bit of quarterback on Netflix, which wound up being like the perfect thing to watch in the lead up to the Super Bowl because they followed three quarterbacks. Patrick Mahomes being one of them.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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And so I was really getting to know Patty really well right before the Super Bowl. Like instead of watching the Fox countdown to red carpet, I watched quarterback. And right as I'm falling in love with Patrick, like he stunk up the joint.

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I was so impressed by him learning about his protocols, his training, this and that. I'm like, this guy's got it in the bag.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah. And he's just, like, some people are just, like, physically more gifted in the sport. Like, he also trained as a baseball player coming up. So, like, he was going to be a baseball player. And so, like, a lot of his quarterback throws, he throws, like, a baseball, which really helps him. Like, he, like, hits him with that swivel. And his, like, his head always stays straight.

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So, like, it just reminds me of, like, how Michael Phelps was, like, born to be the best swimmer.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Like, just... built to be a swimmer like Patrick Mahomes is is that quarterback but um last night he was not but something that was really funny that I wanted to tell you is that they were talking about all their different plays and how they have like all these weird names for them like cat bag lion and they have one play it's like for Travis and they call it catching Kelsey

The Toast

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And he said Travis hates it because that was the show he was on.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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I love that. So funny. And then they showed a clip of Catch and Kelsey where Travis is like being just so ridiculous. Cringe. Like about how he wants to meet someone.

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Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Oh yeah. I wonder who they are following. Netflix like does a lot of sports content.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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It's that quote that I keep looking for. If anybody knows the quote, it's like, if you're not blooming where you're planted, you need to replant. Like Saquon replanted.

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Yeah. Their absence was glaring.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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The DCC. Oh my God. My husband's going to kill me. The DCC remind me of bring it on when like the cheerleaders are just like so much better than the football team.

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Yeah, it wasn't. They're getting their season two and they're keeping the franchise alive.

The Toast

Super Bowl Licks: Monday, February 10th, 2025

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Yeah, let's get into the Super Bowl without further ado-do-do-do-do. It is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

The Toast

Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to the Toast. Happy Monday of what will be our final week of shows for the year. So it's very appropriate that we are starting this week off in person together. Jax and I, if you're watching on YouTube, I'm still in Florida. We had an amazing night last night. I am here in Florida kicking off. Oh, my God. It's just kind of setting in.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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So they're trying to discredit... Busby. Busby. What is, in the movie, Sing, the mouse who, like, puts together the... Buster Moon. Buster Moon. Okay, it's giving Buster Moon. Do you agree? Okay. So we're gonna go into the Fast Five stories, because there's so much to discuss, and... Yeah, anything else we need to like recap before we go?

The Toast

Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Yeah, it was just amazing. Olivia cooked us such a fabulous meal. It's just like the weekend was giving family, fun, friends like sunshine.

The Toast

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You definitely like, you won't quit Southern charm. Not that you should.

The Toast

Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Jackie's obsessed with that sound. It finally hit reels.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Yeah, well, feel free to use it. It's hysterical. Indeclerb, we all fam. I mean, that's literally you.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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You know what I did? The opener? No, I just saw clips of her singing Chapel Roan, her singing different clips, her guests. And I'm going to reserve judgment because I haven't seen it yet, but like- I don't know. It kind of looks like I'm not going to like it. I can't explain it.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Well, that's the thing about like, you know, our generation of Miley, Demi, Jonas Brothers, Selena, they really can. I mean, look, Selena, she acts, she sings. They are true triple threats. And they also like have been working so hard since they were kids that they have crazy work ethic.

The Toast

Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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If you can pass me the iPad, we have business to attend to before we dive in.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Oh, you didn't even pull up the ads. I asked you to pull up the ads and you didn't. That's what I was doing.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Yeah, well, I was like, what is she being so slow about? And why on God's green diddly-dally earth do you have so many emails?

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Do you know what last night was in an unofficial capacity? Because it just so happened that the venue we were playing was also a hotel and casino, so so many people made a weekend of it. It was literally like SwirlyCon. ToastyCon. We kind of needed to do it again, but have programming the entire weekend, like how they have BravoCon or I Went to DragCon.

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So Color Wow, actually I did like a big order of beauty products for like Gizno and like a big thing from Sephora and all the hair products I got. I got the Color Wow Pop and Lock Pomade, the Dream Coat. I cannot do a blowout without a Dream Coat. And then the blow dry spray. The Shine Mist.

The Toast

Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Um, give yourself heat styling. It gives you a glossy, expensive looking result. It has sold out three times since launching this year and Oprah's daily beauty award. And they won the Oprah daily beauty award for best leaving conditioner spray in 2024. Chris Appleton is their celebrity ambassador. So all the celebs who you see who have like the best hair in the world, they're all using color. Wow.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I always thought it was something like you had to be like a professional for and like really in shape and have like a million classes under your like username. Um, and I actually found it extremely user-friendly and extremely, um, approachable.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Like so many of the classes, like you can choose by, I ended up doing, I think like a lot of classes made for like older people, like low impact, like for your knees and stuff. But for me, that was just like so much more manageable to like get into. I'd never done like a cycling class before. And my gym had a bike. So it's like a shared bike.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Cause I don't have a bike and I'm space without my apartment. Um, but even if you don't have access to like one of their bikes or their treads, their app has tons of different workouts that you can do. Like at a gym, you can do it with no equipment. You can do it at home.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I also, if you're looking to get into running, like when I ran a 5K, I used Peloton's walking slash running classes because I couldn't run more than like a minute at a time. So they had like different. Workouts were like for one minute you would walk one minute you would run. They would do a song. They have the best music.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Their instructors have like such great personalities and they're just like, you know, pretty and funny and cool. Like Cody, everybody loves love Olivia. Um, so you can access it wherever you need it. They're all access membership and their app. You can work out where you need it. So whether you're on the train, the gym or at your kid's game, you can squeeze in what you need.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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The Toast

Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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You literally need everything that Carraway makes because it's the time of year where we're just eating a lot. And you really can... kind of like have harmful chemicals be leaching into your ingredients. Like you want to be serving that to your family, not with caraway. So they are non-toxic cook kitchenware.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And during the day, there's pool parties, kind of like Camp Toast. Do you think that the Hard Rock Live would lend us their facilities for the occasion? Yeah.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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And then, like, obviously they're known, I think, for, like, their pots, their pans, their different, like, cookware. But don't sleep on their other products. Their knives are amazing. And they're all just, like, made so smart. Like, they have this thing that, like...

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like for how you organize it in your shelves, like this lid holder, like it's just, especially if you live in an apartment or if you're just like obsessed with organization, because like Pots and Pants is kind of hell on earth to organize.

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We do need you to do Secret Santa. We're like cutting it a little close. Yeah, we'll be fine. I'll get you. I'll get it. Satchel is the one who does it. She's like, you know, techie like that.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I actually didn't. She's been like sleeping and been on planes and I haven't spoken to her, but I know she had like the best time.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Like, my guest room also made it like so fun and light and easy. And I don't remember cause the other giznos were like a couple of months ago and you guys know, I don't remember anything past yesterday, but I just can't recall. I was having so much fun during the show. Like usually it's very methodical, you know, we have to think about we're working. What's the next joke? What's the next segment?

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Okay, not kind for the Marines.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I don't know how this became a referendum on the Marines, but we're losing sight of the topic at hand. The thing is, nothing up until this point from the Diddy Files or Busby himself has been proven untrue. If anything, like the more we learn, the more like bigger this is and really true all of it is.

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So I have a really, really hard time believing Jay-Z, especially because if you're like into like celebrity blind items and like you're like watching like If you're really in the rabbit hole of the Diddy thing, one of the most famous names that comes up most frequently is Jay-Z. So this does give a lot of credence to, up until this point, what were just theories.

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But it's always like, when you say the list of names, he's the first one on the list. It's Jay-Z. Yeah. So I don't know how all of that is untrue. Do you know what I mean?

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No, but it won't go to trial. That's what he's saying. It's like not a criminal charge.

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But also it was 24 years ago. So I don't even know if you could pursue criminal charges.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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And then if I'm Jay-Z, I guess, like, you don't want to settle because that isn't an admission of guilt. But then you don't want to not settle because now, look, we're all talking about it. We might not have even known about it.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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prove himself innocent in this it would put a lot of other whispers to bed that are people are whispering about him yeah and then that's that's what i'm saying that's why i just i find it difficult to believe none of it's true because there's so much and it's none of it is you know there's no proof or evidence but it's just like when you think of p diddy and the list of celebrities who were at those freaky ass parties like the name on everybody's lips is jay-z right

The Toast

Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Like we said, our last show of the year is December 13th. You guys know we like to take a nice, chunky Christmas break.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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So if you're paying attention, like, this isn't, like, the most shocking thing, but the allegations are so egregious, like, so heinous that it's just shocking because of that. Right. And the female celebrity. Now, obviously, like, the mind wonders, like, who would be with Jay-Z?

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Yeah. Even though if you're dating someone, maybe you don't want them seeing this. That's true. So it could have just been a rando who was into freaky, weird, illegal shit.

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Where should I interject? Where should I stop talking? I feel like last night I literally did not stop talking. Like I was being so annoying, but I was having so much fun. Like I feel like it was just fun. Fun is fun.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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So this is just... I mean, this to me feels like the beginning. And there have been like a couple of names that people circulate when you think of like the Diddy list. And Jay-Z's always one of them. And there are a few others. So I guess like we'll just have to sort of wait and see if the others get implicated in things as well.

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Yeah. Just crazy. Just crazy. Like, So surprising, but, like, not.

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And, like, all we really do, like, if you're talking about it, you're talking about it, like, underground and blind items and conspiracy theories and rabbit holes.

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Got it, got it, got it. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's a, like, if you've been, like, in the underbelly of the internet, like, celebrity blind items for as long as we have, like, there's a lot to go on.

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But if you're just, like, you know, a person who buys tabloids in the supermarkets and believes everything they read, you say, Jay-Z, that nice man, he's been married for 100 years. Like, how could he father of three? So, you know, we all have different experiences.

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And why don't you tell everyone about your night while I get Romeo and put him in a chokehold to tell him to stop barking. I'll be right back.

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This particular scene that they're referring to did also go viral on social media. So I didn't know much about Amelia Perez, the movie, but I did see this clip.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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You emphasize certain words when you know what you're saying, even like right now. Like I know to say like that and this. Yeah. But if you don't know what you're saying and it's just like a different language, you just put the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable. Right.

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Yeah, no. And like, I feel like when it comes to like actors playing things that they aren't, I think as a culture, like that conversation went a little radical. Like you couldn't play anything if you weren't that exact thing. Yeah. So I don't agree with it wholeheartedly because at some point, like we're all pretending we're actors. Like we can do an accent.

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But to tell a story in another language, in another country about like somebody, and to have nobody on set in a powerful position, like a main actor or a director.

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It's kind of a crazy statement from Selena.

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This is a high-budget Netflix production. It's not about how hard you tried. Right. Everybody tries hard, and they win Razzies. That doesn't mean they're not worthy of the Razzie. It's such a victim thing to respond. It's actually a crazy statement.

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Latina like it just isn't what I wanted to do but the point he's making is right and also only someone like in that community could say it because also an English speaker non-Spanish speaker wouldn't know that it's wrong but this is wrong no I feel him though like sometimes you want to like I am dying to critique like Jewish people who are like even when I but you don't because like what are you doing there's enough criticisms of our community like what I'm going to be like the phone is the call is coming from inside the house no but we do by the way

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We do. Yeah, we do. When it's warranted.

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Yeah. No, you're right. You're right. But I understand his wanting to backtrack because I think people who backtrack are spineless. But I do understand what he's saying. When you are proud of your community, what are you doing starting in fighting? I get it. And it probably became a bigger thing than he intended. He was on some random podcast. I don't even know who this actor is.

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So this is probably the most amount of heat he's gotten. And not everyone can handle it. So I understand why he backtracked. And plus he's selling it.

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Spirited evening. It was fabulous. I seriously had so much fun. Also, I don't think a lot of people realize we have so much family from Florida. And so like we haven't seen them in so long. They all came to the show.

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Objection, relevance to your heart and work ethic.

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Like, I just, I actually can't get over what a crazy.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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Well, that's what I was going to say. She's always like, you know, I'm taking a break from social media and then she's back one month later. I mean, one week later. So it's very silly and I think she sees herself largely as a victim. I didn't know she doesn't speak Spanish. I didn't know that either. Not a second language, not a fifth language, they said. That's shocking.

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Seriously, why would she be cast in this? Because like... Yeah.

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And that is this week. It's just a... So much was happening in our lives.

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Also, like, who doesn't speak Spanish? Like, I do. I'm not even Latina. Like, that's really crazy to not speak Spanish. I wonder how the Tostadas feel about this. I would be annoyed, like, if somebody... But I guess, like, I would be happy. It's not like she's not Latin. She is. So she is representative of the community. But, like, you would want it done well.

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Yeah. If you're a tostada, like, let us know.

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Who get no opportunity, by the way.

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Give it to Aza Gonzalez. Like.

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She needs more work. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so I think there aren't a lot of big opportunities for Netflix movies where you get to speak Spanish, and I'm sure a Spanish actor would have loved this.

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yeah yeah and her statement here is like so fucking crazy I really can't get over it it's such a lack of accountability and it's like giving you know you have to keep in mind this is like a celebrity who's been famous since she's like 11 and like you know she gets coddled and like that's just like and you could see that in her statement like yeah I did the best I could what are you six yeah like it's actually crazy like when I saw the comment I couldn't get over it I'm like

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You're better off not responding, obviously.

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So it's an admission that you didn't do it well, but it's also you're taking no responsibility, no accountability. It's excuses. I didn't have enough time to finish my homework. It's really crazy.

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Well, the director didn't speak Spanish, so she probably didn't think it was that big of a deal, like,

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They shouldn't be. Right. Just for accuracy purposes.

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I was following her journey. And I love that name. She... was like trying so hard to put herself into labor. Yeah, to induce she went over. So I had forgotten. And then she went silent for a couple of days. So I guess people like had figured it out. And I'm so happy for her.

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I love the name Gemma. Also, it's my favorite restaurant in the city. So it's so cute. I'm so happy for her. I feel like she's like living a fairy tale.

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I had a dream a couple of nights ago that, like, I was giving birth with you and Margo, and you, like, did the whole thing, and then I found a cockroach in my back. Like, it was, like, really crazy. I'm actually not afraid of giving birth, like, really. Really?

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It's not like you're, like, scared of blood. No, I think what it is is that, like, I'm not, like, loving pregnancy. Like, so labor is, like, the signal that pregnancy's over. Yeah. So, like, I'm down. Yeah. Like, let's go. Yeah. I could do it tomorrow.

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By the time, like, it's over, you know? Yeah, 100%. Like, I'm really not worried about it. I'm really happy. For some reason, I don't know why, this just reminded me, and I wanted to talk to you about Trisha Paytas being on SNL this week.

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Yes, Paul Mezcal hosted on Saturday night. And I think that Bowen Yang was responsible for getting Trisha on. For those who don't know, she's like a YouTuber who's had a very long career full of highs and lows on the internet. But recently she's become like really adored by everyone. And she has this like happy ending.

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I think she had like sort of like a tumultuous couple of years with like bad relationships. I think there was drug use. There was a lot of like mental illness and like misdiagnoses. And now she's married. She's a mom of two. She seems really, really happy in her personal life. And that's like reflected in her content. And people just love to watch her. Like people really root for her.

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Because it has been like a sort of...

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tumultuous journey if you will like there were times like she's been canceled more than anyone you know for everything you could think of like a youtuber would be canceled for she's done it and to see her come out on the other side like looking so healthy sound of mind loves being a mom and then you know getting her flowers like for just being funny and they needed it wasn't even like they needed trisha peters they just like wanted someone and i think bowen yang probably really likes her and wrote her into the sketch and she came and she crushed

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What was it? It was like a sketch about celibacy. Like, it really, it had nothing even to do with Trisha Paytas. Like, they just wanted to make some waves.

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If you follow Trisha and you're, like, familiar with her, you know, like, she loves SNL.

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And it was Shabuzy's episode. I don't know if you know Shabuzy and Trisha. You saw them hugging like when the credits rolled. No, I didn't. Oh, they said, you know, Paul Metzger said, thank you too. Dana Carvey also and David Spade also did cameos. So thank you to Dana Carvey, David Spade, Shaboosie and Trisha Paytas. No, I'm sorry. Like those things don't exist in the same sentence.

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Yeah, no, it was just like everybody was cracking open spritzes backstage, like Aunt Nancy and her wine. I was like, I want to have wine with Aunt Nancy like that. I've actually been really happy about the fact that I really don't miss alcohol a lot. I don't miss partying. I don't miss any of that. But kicking back with a glass of Kim Crawford with the aunties like that, that I needed.

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It was really crazy. And then she like did the hugs with everyone and she hugged Shaboosie and she hugged Bowen and she hugged Paul. I have to watch Shaboosie's clips. I saw someone pour me a double shot of whiskey. And I'm so sick of people in the comments being like, ugh, enough with this song. Like, shut up. Shut up. It's actually so good. And I'm the first person to, like, get over a song.

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And then I become, like, the biggest hater. No, I'm sorry. Some things are timeless. And Shaboosie's bar song is timeless.

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I didn't watch it. I only watched, you know.

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A lot of people don't realize that. You're right.

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And I can't believe we're getting his name. I wonder like what. Because she's been like very protective of his identity.

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Will he be on Summer House? Definitely not.

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But is she on Summer House? It's very reminiscent of Snooki giving birth on Jersey Shore. Like, she was definitely the first one to have kids. And I think she got pregnant by accident. So it was, like, a little earlier than people would have expected. And the show wasn't ready to be done. Yeah. They were still riding high.

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But they got her a separate beach house, like, right down the road from the main cast house. And her, Gianni, and the baby had, like, their own little house. It's like a cottage. Like, kind of perfect. Yeah.

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That's a great idea. It's also actually quite shocking, now that I think about it. When you think of, like, these young... You think of, like, Southern Charm, Vanderpump Rules, Summer House. Those are, like, kind of, like, the... millennial-y version. And then there's like the Real Housewives, which is like an older demographic. They don't have like a cool millennial age show for New York.

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They're like, where's the Southern charm of New York? I guess Summer House is supposed to be, but for New York City. And maybe that's what they were trying to do with Roni, become like a Vanderpump Rules of... but they need like a cool young professional. We need the valley of New York. Yes, yes. The city. The city. Or like the suburbs. Yeah, yeah.

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Like people who, because I do think it stunts a lot of people like who are afraid of like moving into this new phase of their life. Yeah, like where do I go from here? Getting married and having kids because of what it might do to their reality star career, which is so sad. Yeah. So if there was a place for them to graduate to.

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And you can really build the valley of New York around Lindsay Hubbard. Like she has interesting friends.

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We really have. But you're right. Because she and the baby, they don't belong on Summer House.

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Kyle's going to be 42 on the kitchen table dancing at 4 in the morning while the baby's trying to get some rest. It's absurd.

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Literally giving bottles to Gemma.

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People with babies do not do share houses with 45 friends.

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Yeah. No, they're like, it's so true. They're spending like the weekends in the Hamptons at Gurney's. Yeah. They need a second phase of life for like young reality stars of New York to go to.

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Actually, it says in the copy that I have to, so. It literally says, hit it, Jax. And it's highlighted yellow. That means, like, you have to say it.

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Emily Travis was there pregnant with her seasters. Mm-hmm. That was so – and, honestly, it's the last show that we're doing of the year, but it's probably the last show we're going to do for, like, a whole year. Mm-hmm. I think this is probably the furthest along I could have been that I would have been able to get through the day singing and dancing. Oh my God. I was so out of breath.

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I believe her. Yeah, me too. But she was like living for the rumors, like the attention. She played into it. She reposted all those TikToks and then like she actually didn't do it. So she wanted to clear it up, but she wanted the clout initially.

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Yeah, so I guess I am sorry that I said, like, when I thought that she did it, that that would make you a homewrecking slut. Like, I was wrong for that.

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I did, I did. Because I said, like, because it reminded me a lot of the Tommy May... Tommy Fury, who? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tommy Fury girl who was like, yeah, he put in my nene, like so proud of breaking up a family. And so when the girl was reposting, like giving into these rumors, I'm like, oh, it's giving that. Like, why are we being proud of being sluts? Like, right. And she actually isn't.

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So I apologize. She was just being a businesswoman. She was just being thirsty. Yeah. Which I understand, by the way, better than anyone.

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Claiming that she's a homewrecking slut.

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So knowing that it was the last and when we booked the show, I didn't know I was pregnant. So like it wasn't the plan, but it's kind of like kind of perfect. Like the last show of the year, the last show for me for a while. And it was just amazing. Like I seriously went to bed with a smile on my face.

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Yeah, no, she's a little wrong for, like, trying to, like, scream at us in her video. Like, how could we possibly think... You wanted us to think that, and it worked. So don't, like, come for us. But I understand why you did what you did. Barry Keoghan also released, like, a lengthy typo-filled statement that was so victim-y. Like, I actually... I don't know if he cheated.

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Maybe they got the wrong girl or the whole thing is untrue. You have to take everything you read on Dumas with a grain of salt. And the fact that this one Dumas thing became such a big story is actually so crazy. But I just like, I think he's a loser. So I didn't like the statement. Like I wasn't going to like it anyway.

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The parts about knocking on Gran's door and sitting outside the kid's house, like, seriously, anyone who does that should be locked up. Like, you're mentally ill.

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same and if anyone from the hard rock is listening i would love to do it again same time next year we were talking about maybe we us making this like an annual affair i think it's a great way to cap out the gear florida's obviously a great market for us you live here it's so easy so many like i'm usually here around christmas time yeah people like to like come down it's a great season for people to come here was also art basel this week i wonder if anyone in the audience for sure had also been at art 1000 the crossover between artsy toasters and swirlies like it's just a circle

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No, not at all. And so anybody who's like actually taken it this far, like on behalf of Sabrina, like Sabrina hates you. Like you're crazy. That's so inappropriate. Like nobody wants you to do that. Like stop. Seriously. It's just like, I still don't like him for Sabrina.

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It reminds me weirdly of Baby Reindeer. I didn't watch it. Okay, so it's not even remotely similar, but it's just about a girl who becomes obsessed with a guy and she's...

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crazy showing up like there are people like this and celebrity culture is so wild and social media makes it so much worse because these people who are already like probably on the verge susceptible to some sort of mental illness become even more radicalized thinking like oh it's look Sabrina's talking to me on Instagram emboldened Glinda emboldened him thank you perfect fucking word they become emboldened because they think Sabrina's like literally talking to them on Instagram and like to the person who's already like on the verge of like losing it

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emboldened they thank you this is literally the only fucking word to use um it's emboldened and so it's crazy to imagine there are people out there who could be so weird like yeah but there are and it's actually so scary to be like a really famous person yeah the craziest fucking people like see your shit yeah

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Get in the car, leave his kid's house.

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The thing is, if you've gotten to a place where you're like, like seriously attacking physically, verbally a celebrity's private parent, you have, I don't care what the celebrity did. Like seriously, even if they were committed to murder, like you really, you need to stop.

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What does that have to do with like building a dresser?

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Carpenters, I'm going to teach you a phrase that you might not know and it's going to really help you. Rising tides rise all shides. Right. And this is good for the brain. It totally is. She's so famous. Like I love, you know what I was thinking about? Because the video of her singing Last Christmas from her, Christmas spectacular with Chapel Roan went really viral.

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Obviously everything Chapel does like becomes, and it got me thinking a lot about Chap because Chap is sort of Olivia Rodrigo's pal. Like she opened for Olivia while, and I think a huge part of like the moment that catapulted Chap's career was like, hugely, you could, responsible from that opening of the Guts Tour in the States.

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So she was having this moment and then the Guts Tour, and then she went to the Guts Tour screening. She has then come back and performed H-O-T-T-O-G-O at the Staples Center. So Olivia's like her girl. And Olivia, no one's responsible for her success, but Olivia definitely, if there was someone, it would be Olivia.

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And so for her to just like, you know, sing with Sabrina, I thought that was interesting. Did anybody else think that?

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No, they were just together at the Sour Guts Netflix premiere.

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By the way, I wasn't blaming Sabrina. I was thinking Olivia, is Olivia mad?

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She's not allowed to be mad. It was a thought that crossed my mind.

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not to make everything about us like when we were with them like two years ago they were still they were together so they managed to keep it private for a really long time she's a really private girl she doesn't have like a lot of instagram followers and they seem really happy and it's a very normal healthy relationship like i think they like live together now where they like decorate i saw like a video they did with pottery barn she like decorated their house for the holidays like they're very normal very sweet relationship i actually think like they are they can they have they can go the distance so hard me too she's very pretty very normal

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We had such a fun weekend. I'm leaving today because I have, like, it's the last week of work. I have, like, a lot of stuff going on in the city. And I'm, like, actually so sad. I feel like I usually completely overstay my welcome. By the time it's time for me to leave, I'm so excited to get on the plane. Today, no, no, it has nothing to do with you. No, I know. I know.

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And I just... Before we drag him, which we absolutely will, like, it's important to know, like, we're actually... We're good friends with Tyler Cameron. I love him. I think he's not a bad person at all. P-jump. P-jump. Like, this was just, like, a genuine lapse in judgment. Like, two things can be true. Like, you can be a P-jump, but you can also make a mistake.

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And so, like, I am about to read him to filth. I don't think that... It is not a... overall general statement on Tyler as a person. He is actually fabulous. Like a very, very nice, respectful guy.

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See, you didn't get me ice cream. Like it's actually a fight. And like, seriously, I didn't need to see this. Like, yeah. I just want to say, we only got like a couple of bars in the fight. I'm so team Tate.

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But they're actually not. Oh, you think that, like... That's why people had such a reaction to this. Like... For her to say like, I don't understand why you always like do the fun things without me. Like that's a fight. Like that's none of my fucking business. Like that's why the whole thing was weird. It's not like she said, I don't know why you only get sweet treats without me.

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Like then that's a cutesy. I still wouldn't post it, but it would have been, it wouldn't have gotten so many. No, she was like actually mad about something bigger. Yeah. And it's not about the ice cream. It's not about the pasta. It's about the fact that like maybe this is a pattern where it's like whenever there's something really fun going on, it's like with his friends and like not her.

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Like maybe it's an issue in the relationship, whatever. Seriously? Like he obviously didn't know that she was actually mad because he never would have posted that. No.

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Oh, my God. And it is a lesson you unfortunately have to learn the hard way. Like, maybe this is Tyler. Sometimes you have to learn it two or three times before you shut the fuck up.

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It's not about you, your family, everything's great. But, like, you want to be in your own bed. I've been here for three days. It's like the shortest I've ever been here and I'm dying not to leave, but I have stuff that like, I can't move. You know what I mean? I'd love to cancel a whole week of plans and stay. Um, I got to go.

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It's kind of like every girl's dream. Like you get the whole world chiming in saying you're right in an argument. Like we can be mad at him, but she should also be like a teensy bit happy. that he stepped in shit because it ended up showing him like, everyone thinks you're wrong. Literally everyone in the world. Not just me, everyone.

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Correct. So I thought this was so weird. I don't believe he's a bad guy. I think like he's seriously like misjudged.

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I really like these two together. I feel like we haven't like ever spoken about the fact, cause it was like a very slow rollout. It wasn't like a big launch. It was like, she was spotted a lot. I think people thought maybe like she worked for him. I think they did do some work together. Like that's how they met. So it was like really sweet and like slave for her.

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Like not my boyfriend having dated Gigi Hadid, you know? I saw, did you see? I saw, of course I saw. Bella Hadid was on an episode of Yellowstone last night.

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gg and bradley went to dinner with muhammad oh muhammad is really like actually should be arrested he's the scare i can't believe his posts on social media like seriously are are actually frightening no like there's actually no one posting like worst most offensive stuff like every like offending everyone not just us like every no no jackie bell hadid was on yellowstone last night for like a second because you know she's like cosplaying life is like a rodeo clown i know so do we skip the episode yeah

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And I was really upset. Like Tyler Shields.

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The Francesca Eastwood. Yeah. Sheridan, Taylor Sheridan. Taylor Sheridan, what is you doing? Like seriously, we are not turning on Yellowstone. Even if I didn't like loathe Bella Hadid, like I still don't want her on Yellowstone.

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Yeah, I'm really upset. Like people are being like, is that Bella Hadid? I'm like, yeah, it fucking was.

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so bad no muhammad is like definitely on a watch list of some sorts like he's seriously so scary yeah so yeah not a great not a great weekend for the sisters no no no oh i thought we were talking about the same thing no that's so crazy that there were two things no i know i'm so sad like no i can't yours is worse mine's worse 100 yeah That's our show. I'm kind of hot, so I'm ready to wrap.

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It's safe to say I'll be back here for Christmas.

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These lights are making me warm.

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And I need lunch. Ugh, I'm leaving. Sad.

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I'm not in the mood for something homemade. Do you know what I mean?

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Sometimes in pregnancy, sometimes I'm really craving homemade fare. And sometimes it's really craving, like, give me, I want chemicals.

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I'm not sure. We'll have to sit down and think about it.

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Well. That's hard with me these days. Like I can't provide answers to everyone for everything. Like Ben's always asked me questions that it needs answers. Like, what do you want to do? Shut up. I don't know.

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Yeah. You have something against delivery.

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It doesn't hit the same. And literally the other night, Ben said to Zach, like, where should we order Chinese? And he was like, you're seriously asking the wrong people. We don't order it.

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We have to ask for recommendations.

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Thank you so much for listening to The Toast. I'm Lenny Mornin. I'm sure we deliver the best. If you're watching this on YouTube, please remember to subscribe to this video. Thumbs up. I'm having indigestion.

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Not pretending we're mysterious and we're not going literally redhead shop last week.

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Like my episode of the Glee podcast came out last week. I forgot to tell you guys that you can listen to it. It's called. And that's what you really missed.

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In my bedroom, I need a dresser. Like there's not enough drawers.

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Yeah. That one's like a little.

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It's not what I thought. It's not what I thought. I know it's definitely going to have to. Everybody's going to be put into that equity. Like we're going to build a DIY. Get people. Get people in the neighborhood to chip in.

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Yeah. That. But seriously, that's. a basketball court at your house that I will never use. Like I'm not getting involved. Like that's not my problem. Right. Put Ben to work. Fire pit, cold punch are one and two. And I need, um, if you could just like upgrade the linens and the pillows in that bedroom, it's like not my favorite. It's a little scratchy. It's clearly not bowl of brunch.

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Gizno last night was so worth the hype. I feel like we've been talking about it for months. We never planned things so far in advance. But this one, we were like, listen, let's do a holiday show. We've been talking about it for months. We've been talking about how we're breaking the Guinness World Records of the most amount of swirlies in one room at one time.

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Just like, just upgrade it. I think it's a hodgepodge of all like.

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That's like definitely like the leftover sheets, linens.

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Yeah, like just, just, you know.

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It's gonna be a whole new room. I would love for you to redecorate that room.

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If you can install a bathtub in that room.

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Talk to, talk to somebody about it.

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It was such a successful weekend that we're redecorating and we're coming back and we have to make the shows this week, like the best they've ever been. Cause you know, people are going to be clinging to these episodes for the next like two weeks.

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What should we promote while people are listening? Um, the chose podcast.com. You can click all of our things. Um,

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I was thinking of dropping it in Jan.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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December's just like a little flat. You know, I don't think like the drop, it's my gender reveal, you guys. I almost did my gender reveal at the show last night. Somebody shouted it out. It occurred to me to like maybe drop the Patreon vlog like as we're walking out and then like tell everyone on stage what the gender is. But I wanted to say that. You should have done that. Yeah, I know.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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I thought about it. But I do think I kind of want to, the thing is when you're like an influencer who's pregnant, you get to a place where like everybody's so sick of you, right? It's like you've been pregnant for so long. You're like, I feel like she's been pregnant for every, la, la, la.

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Sciaticas Night Out: Monday, December 9th, 2024

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It was so much better than I even thought it was going to be like being pregnant. Like I was like a little nervous, like just like not dreading, but like not the crazy looking forward to it because I thought it would be like really hard on my body. Oh my God. No, my body was, my body was acting right. Except that I developed sciatica last night, which we'll talk about.

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So I just want to like hold on to my last reveal a little bit longer.

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No, just so people don't get sick of me.

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Like if I just like kind of ejaculate, tell everyone everything and then like I have to wait, you know, eight months.

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I'll think about it. I'm working for you guys. It might be a December drop or a January drop.

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I think, you know, I'm planning on going back to December. So.

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That is so true. It is December 9th.

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It ended last night, and there was no grand announcement, grand reveal, which I kind of like. I think that it let the shows really speak for themselves, and I think everybody was, like, going to Vancouver night one, night two, night three, like, waiting, she'll do rep night one, and then debut night two. And I like that she didn't.

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Like, obviously, we all want the announcements, but, like, let the shows be about themselves and, like, I am, like, sad. Like, what are we going to talk about?

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Yes, and I also do really like in their schedules when there's like a big chunk of time where either Travis is off or Taylor is off because they're together publicly so much. So I'm looking forward to seeing her at lots of games, lots of Christmases spent together. Like seriously, when are these two getting engaged? Or when are they announcing that they already are?

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1,000%. Can we talk about my sciatica really briefly while you're sitting on your pillow?

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Except that we were both suffering so deeply with our individual, our different tushy issues. As you guys know, I have coccidinia and Jackie's like 95% sure she has sciatica.

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On the car ride home from our fabulous day out on Saturday, we were comparing.

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We went to the ballet. And Jackie and I were talking to one another about our respective issues, like comparing like whose is worse.

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Yes, exactly. It's kind of like that. They say this in Friends, like, You can either give birth, like go through child labor or get punched in the nuts. Like you'll never know which is worse. And that's kind of like my coccidinia and your sciatica. Until last night, we're sitting, we're in our green room, like having fun, swirling it up, making fun of bed.

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And I get up and like, I feel this little bit of pain when I put my heels on. And then throughout the rest of the night, like until I went to bed, I was having this terrible pain. And I started to explain it to Jackie and she was like, she was describing it. I'm like, yes, that's what it is. Yes. Like I was like, does it sound like a pinched nerve? And it feels like it shoots down my leg.

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Like I'd almost feel it in my toe. Yeah, and it starts in your butt cheek. Butt cheek, yes. She said, that's sciatica. And I said, oh my God. So now I have experienced both. And I hope it was just like a fluke sciatica moment. Right now I'm fine. It was just like last night by the time I went to bed. In no world is your sciatica even fucking close to coccidinia.

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Yeah, same with coccidinia. Yeah. I've Jackie, I have felt both. I've gotten kicked in the nuts and gone through child labor. Like not even a competition. Coccidinia is so much worse.

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For coccidinia, I would say my coccidinia pain is like a six or a seven.

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I know what you're saying. It's an insult. I'm dramatic, and I would say it's a level 10. I hear that. I know what you're saying, bitch.

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So, like, who knows what Romeo's doing downstairs. He has free will and he never gets.

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Oh, my God, I didn't know that. I've been, like, very laissez-faire with that backyard.

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The Wild West. Well, we have a great show. Lots of news to discuss, Jay-Z. Jay-Z. Jay-Z. Like... It's starting. It's starting. And you know what? I thought that it wouldn't, you know, I thought we would get Epstein.

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You know, he's definitely, I think when, we'll get into it, but I think they tried to discredit him immediately, Jay-Z's statement. But I had heard this lawyer's name and I'm like, why do I know it? Why do I know it? I'm like, oh, he represents a lot of victims. Like he's legit as a lawyer, but also in this case.

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pessimistic, like, real... I don't know. I don't know.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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When Jackie said that there wasn't a lot of food, I was like actually thinking about canceling.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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So I feel like you were going like when they were impacted by COVID, like operating at a small, because I ate so much. I ate so well. The food was amazing. I didn't want for anything food wise, thankfully. And we had a great time. I was a little worried about being bored too, but the spa was amazing.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I don't want to spoil what happened. It was truly one of the funniest episodes. And we also just got like great pop culture chatter.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Did you read? I literally just couldn't pick up my Kindle. Do you know what I mean?

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I like sat down on this couch to read and I ended up just taking a two hour nap. Like I just couldn't do it.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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The Redheads have been through a lot.

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Did you watch White Lotus finale?

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Let's not spoil it. We got like a lot of hate last week for like before the recap in the pre-fast five banner. We were like said said something that spoiled it. I'm sorry. This is one of the shows like if you're not watching it live, that's too bad for you.

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Kim, there's people that are dying. Yeah.

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Well, we will do a TV recap White Lotus finale. Grateful that it was only eight episodes. I thought maybe the finale would be the 10th. I was not expecting the finale to be this week, but I was pleasantly surprised.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.

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I went for sand. I wanted like a new kind of off-white color.

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And they're just pargy. They're so soft. I'm a big sleep sweater always, but recently in pregnancy, like I don't know what's going on, but I wake up like in a pool of my own sweat.

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And I was like excited when they wanted to sponsor our show because I just feel like all the cool people are eating them. So a recent survey shows that 71% of Americans want to increase their protein intake, 66% want to cut sugar, and 55% are working to reduce calories and lose weight.

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Correct. Big news in Susan Boyle's world. Like there's a lot to discuss. It was such a funny episode.

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I became obsessed with my protein intake after my weight loss journey. Um, because you're just like always looking to stay full and protein is the key to doing that. But sometimes like getting your protein in is not a delicious venture. Well, let me tell you, David is a delicious venture.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I just don't like it. I just tried it on for size, you know?

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I didn't like the person it made me.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I went into the men's room. They were doing some construction here in the women's room. And the guy was like, oh, you have to use the one upstairs. I'm like, but I'm pregnant. I can't go upstairs. And so I went to the men's room. Brave. Yeah, I kind of felt like a pedophile, you know? There's something weird about it.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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No, I know. But I knocked. I'm like, is anyone in here? And no one was. And I peed so quick in the stall. But being around that urinal, and it's not a gross bathroom. It's kind of one of the newer urinals. It's not like a square. It has more of a bulbous round.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Oh, well, I have. And I could tell you, it doesn't seem like a fun place. I don't know. I just don't feel like they have as much fun as we do.

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Correct, adulting in the men's room.

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They're in a movie together.

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Right. And I love that she's having fun, you know? Yeah. She... So this video went viral. They're filming a movie, so it's just for the film.

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Of course, it's freaky. There's just this, I think it was like a passerby or took a video. It's just a kissing scene. It's nothing crazy. They're in public. But it was very, like a lot of body language experts were weighing in. It was very steamy. It was kind of like smutty, you know? The hand, the lips, the tongue, the lift. I think he lifted her in the air.

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I don't know either of them to be like that good of actors. So it did beg the question, is there more here?

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Yeah. Yeah, he loves a girl who's beautiful and young, of course. But what he really likes is somebody with like family ties, connection. Nepotism is like his, when you have a list of brunettes. At the very top, he is looking for someone with nepotism. And to be honest, he went straight to the top with his last girlfriend. So it's hard. Oh no, but also with Zoey. Yes, so it's hard.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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It's kind of like, where do you go after the Crawford Gerber? It's hard. You can only kind of go down. But no, I think this is a parallel move in terms of nepotism. You go Kravitz, Bonet, Momoa. Correct. So here's where the story is. Kravitz, Bonet, Momoa. Mama. That is such an old toast joke. I can't even get into it. It's a breath joke.

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Channing was spotted with someone.

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Jackie was spotted with someone.

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No, her and Channing actually really both moved on quite swiftly. So I feel like the relationship had run its course.

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No, I'm good. That's all my promo. Now here's what I have to offer. I have to offer a White Lotus recap. I have to offer a weekend recap. I want to hear about the Rascal Flats concert.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Total sidebar, but it just reminded me, like, I guess the reminder was that Kaya Gerber at one point dated Jacob Elordi and Jacob Elordi is now dating Olivia Jade. I found myself like in desperate search of like a comfort creator, which is not something, I don't watch a lot of YouTubers, you know? What?

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I actually watched some of Molly Mae and I didn't find it comforting. I didn't find it bad or anything, but I feel like it's very personal, like who you could just like lean back and just watch mindlessly. And I subscribe forever because I'm a supporter of Olivia Jade, but I never like really watched her videos like in depth. And I found myself watching so many of them. The makeup ones.

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They're like tutorials. But now she's very much lifestyle. She just like shares like her trips to Palm Springs and like little halls. It's so I don't want to say boring because I loved it. But comforting. That's the word. Oh, my God. She's so my comfort creator. You would love it. First of all, she's so fucking pretty.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Oh, I didn't I didn't get to Italy. I watched Palm Springs and I watched her trip to New York. She's just so pretty, so effortless. She does these little makeup hair like she put a roller in like it was just she's really unreal looking. And her life is so interesting, even though she doesn't share a lot. It's not like in depth. It's not raw. It's just pargy.

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And I feel like she's been burned by the Internet. Like she shared and like she's like, I'm going to open up.

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no don't open up and you know what her her being closed off like it's still good content you know yeah is she establishing like a super meaningful connection with her listeners I don't think so I don't think she gives a shit I do I do want to see Jacob like where is he like she's in Palm Springs like with her it's clearly their family's house like with her sister and it's like where's your boyfriend switching gears for a second do you think Kylie and Timothy are gonna walk the Met Gala red carpet together

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I wouldn't write it off. I think it's entirely possible. Oh, Met Gala's super soon.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Yeah, no, what I always find interesting in terms of the guest list is like who from the internet gets invited.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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No. And it's, they always, it's like in script, right? It's always fake.

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Should we put in the episode description, like, timestamps for self-promotion. Ends now.

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They both will 100% go separately. They always do. So them being in attendance is not a question if they're attending together.

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Who do you think from the interwebs will be lifted from the gutter? I think for sure, Nora Smith. Alex Earle. Oh my God, Alex Earl. It's kind of a good idea. She did have like a big fashion-y year. She went to Miu Miu Paris Fashion Week. She's the face of framed denim.

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I would rather see her up there shaking that thing.

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I would too, but I would want Zoe just to like, you know, be a little cautious. He does give me like real grifter vibes.

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No, I know he's like a movie star. How can movie stars be grifters?

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I can't. You put that in my head like two years ago that Austin Butler is a social climber and he was only dating Kaya Gerber for familial business connections. And ever since you said it, it's so true.

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I'm fine with it, too. I just, like, I think Zoe deserves more. Like, I don't think she realizes she's being used.

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Well, first thing of note is that our invitations were lost in the mail.

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About Judi Dench. Okay, I didn't know why you had chosen this story, and I understand now, but I also feel like this prestigious science award, once you said it was... hosted by James Corden. Like I no longer think of it as a legitimate like event in the academic community.

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Okay, this whole thing is fake. I'm sorry. I thought it was real. I thought you were going to say like Mayim Bialik was there and they had like a big, big theory.

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And you love to see Hollywood like prioritizing education. Science is important, but I don't understand. If I'm a scientist, I'm mad.

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Right, because Jessica Chastain took up my seat.

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Dame Judi Dench, 90 years old. Right, right, no, I'm thinking Maggie Smith. What's Judi from? Just give me. That's Julie Andrews. Wait, who the fuck is Judi Dench? You would know her if you saw her. But she's been in that. We know. Well, I'm just like having a brain fart. You're not. You're not. She's not. Oh, classic. OK. Oh, you. Oh, by the way, I'm not having a brain fart.

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Like she's kind of like a mix on the Orient Express. Like what she's known for are not things that we've really seen. Correct. And I feel like Judi Dench in my mind is a real combo of Maggie Smith and like Helen Mirren.

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But like, you know, according to my brief Google search, she's actually going blind, which is so sad.

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Oh, I guess that makes sense, yeah.

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Okay. I actually, like, not to be, like, a wokey, I take umbrage with that joke. It's disrespectful and not funny.

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And it's actually not funny, like, at its core. Well, that just made me laugh. I didn't realize that this night... I guess what he's saying is, like, Hollywood is Judi Dench.

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Why all these freaks were there.

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fuel stop that saved my fucking life like i didn't know the lore of the alley so i got on this highway with like not a lot of gas yeah but there are signs that say like check fuel no fuel for 50 miles I'm like, oh, that's so thoughtful. Like Florida does that, like to remind everyone to get their gas. I didn't know it was this big conspiracy.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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So how was, that wasn't your first experience on Alley or Alley, was it?

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You don't have to take it to get to Disney?

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. We missed you all. The swirlies are back together. Yes, yes, yes, we are. Haven't seen you bitches since Thursday. Hope everybody's doing well. How are you?

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Actually, that's not true. I have because I just went to Alligator Alley. Like, am I okay?

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Is it our fifth and final story that's gonna lead into the TV recap that's brought to you by Game Time? Which is kind of party. We were just talking about the fabulous time you had at a concert and how important going to those events are.

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And I feel like PXG is a perfect blend of like making really cute clothes, but they also have to be performance. I understand like for men and women, but I liked that. Like it was still cute. I was shocked to find that like so many of the clothes in golf were low key ugly.

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For me, golf is a lot about, like, obviously playing and enjoying the vibes, but making lots of TikToks. And so I need cute looks to do that.

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except that I find Woody Harrelson a little distracting only because he's so famous. That's what I like about the, yeah, that's what I like about the White Lotus. They pick like random people who are all really good actors and you know them from some things, but nobody's like a big ass star that like, it's easy to sort of slip in and just be in Thailand.

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Whereas Woody Harrelson is like so distinct. I don't think he would have been a good Rick. I think he would have been a better Sam Rockwell. But still, I actually don't think it's the right fit. Also, The fact that production shifted and messed with a vacation.

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Now, of course, family vacation's really important, but when you're a celebrity, you can go on vacation whenever, and it's like money's no object. I thought that was nice. It is nice, but it makes me think you didn't really want to do it. Because when it conflicts with another project, you contractually, you can't get out of it. That just sucks. But a vacation can be moved, right?

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Maybe, maybe that's it. But for me, it just felt like he didn't really want to do it.

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Yeah. You could also look up, like if he had said, I had another project, we can look up your projects and see that like there wasn't a conflict. Yeah.

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Yeah. Walter Goggins is going so viral. They're saying receding hairlines are in.

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um also i saw a funny interview of um the girlies like the vacation girlies um carrie coon talking about how like because she was filming in thailand for so long and then when she got home she went directly into gilded age she could not get get even the slightest tan she had to stay like as pale as she is she says we literally were not allowed to go outside until five o'clock like on their days off and we would go swimming in like long sleeves and pants

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Not you missing the whole concert. I'm cracking up.

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I know. I was like, that sucks. Because one of the fun parts is like, oh, you're in Thailand. But even for the show, they were only there for a week. So they really couldn't get that tan.

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My thoughts were as such... Of all the people that they could have killed, I definitely had the least amount of love for these two.

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By the end, she was really sweet.

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Parker Posey is the breakout star. If we're going to give it to one person.

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That's like the worst character.

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So my takeaway from this season and I am having a hard time remembering if I feel this way every season is like they build up all these random storylines that incest like for what?

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I know her, you know, journey on this tour ended somewhat recently, like this weekend.

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It had nothing to do with the with the shooting.

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No, when literally Sreetala was like, he's your father. Like, you're kidding me.

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Why would we care? Like, we didn't even know anything about Rick. Like, we got to know everyone, like, on a more developed level. Except Rick, like, what is it about your relationship with your father? Who was your father? Like... It's like, okay, so he's your dad. Why do I care?

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Oh, and I'm sorry. How dumb are you? Like you come to this woman's house, you beat up her old husband, and then you go back to her hotel. Obviously she's going to come find you.

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Oh, but, oh, but no, they did like a farewell for her. So maybe it was before, maybe she like, I think she gave birth.

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You know, and it was like Rick spiraled out of control and he lost his dad and the love of his life and then his own life.

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for nothing for nothing like over a lie that his mom told him the hard part of the of the episode was that like i had officially for the first time like lost love for thomas ravenel like what are you doing killing everyone and like oh he was like going around making a list checking it twice like do you need money to live yes yes oh you're dead no you can stay life worth living for you Yeah.

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And so when he found out like Piper did it like the monastery, it's like, oh, well, she's now on the list.

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And also like I took umbrage with like him using a dirty blender.

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Right. It was just like fresh protein.

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Yeah, I'm glad he when they were all drinking. I was like, oh, but I know that like the death in White Lotus is a shooting. So this would just be more extra deaths on the side.

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Jackie, 1000%, I thought, on the boat home, he was gonna tell his kids, by the way, he's gonna spill the beans, and then he finally gets his phone back two seconds later, and the lawyer's like, Ken, Mr. Wen, that guy, he died, or whatever, it's over. And he told his family and almost killed them for nothing. But I guess that's too, the show isn't, like, convenient like that.

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But you saw, like, the relief on his face when he told his family. It was almost like he was worried more about telling his family than he was about, like, the consequences of his actions.

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So it's like your whole trip was ruined. You could have just told them a couple of days ago.

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Locky. And so I, oh, and in the beginning of the episode when Locky and Saxxy were like talking about their, yeah, about their like escapade. And he was like just trying to explain that like, you know, like actually I understood his line of thinking. Like you're obsessed with getting off. I am here like able to do that and I love you. Yeah. I'm glad that Patrick Schwarzenegger was like, shut up.

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But I kind of understood what he was saying.

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Yeah, I just I wanted to say like I judged him a lot and I still do. And after hearing his explanation, it's still inexcusable beyond belief. But I understand how he got to that place.

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Me too. I thought in the monastery he was going to start fiddling with Piper.

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Yeah, me too, me too. And then the three girlies who were like sort of found themselves at the center of the shooting, although they all made it out alive. Their whole week like came to a head at this dinner where Carrie Coon gives this like really fucking pathetic...

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about how like basically she looks at her friends and one of them is a famous movie star and she's so beautiful and her life is amazing. And the other one, Leslie Bibb, seems to have a really good balanced life, like family, faith, and she seems really happy. And that's so great. And Carrie Coon, while she has neither of those things, she's just happy to be here.

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She's not. That's what she was saying. She was just like, listen, it is what it is. But I love our friendship. And while my life sucks and your guys' seems to be great, that's good. And I want to keep being your friend because it's convenient.

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I actually like, it was so pathetic when she was just like, and you know, I am happy to be at this table.

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And they were like so happy to hear her say it.

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I can't recall in previous seasons if it was always like this. I just felt like there were so many things we got, like, invested in that went nowhere. The robbery. And, like, not Guy Talk telling Valentin.

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No, he put a target on his back with Valentin and his violent friends. Oh, I know what you did. And I'm, like, stewing on it.

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Except Lisa was pissing me off. Guy talk is just beta. And that's okay. He knows who he is. And he's trying to be something he's not for Lisa. And every time she's so like, oh, you have a gun? Let's have sex. Oh, you didn't get the promotion? I have to go help my mom with her bag. Like, she's so transparent. Like, she was actually starting to piss me off. Like, yeah, he's not ambitious.

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And she's honest. But, like, let him go.

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I am deeply worried for Srisala.

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Screaming. It's so true. Rick couldn't have been walking slower.

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So true. And he's walking away from you.

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So... I did think that the end with Belinda was actually quite poetic because if you remember from the first season, the first season was that like these rich people came and they literally destroyed the lives of every person who worked locally in Hawaii, like including Belinda, like Tanya was gonna open a thing with her and whatever. And Belinda kind of has become

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yeah the person that she ate she like left porn shy in the dust even though porn shy really liked her and just because you have five million dollars doesn't mean you still can't still go into business five million dollars like is a lot but it's not a hundred for sure but she was saying like can i just be rich for a second like do i have to start my own business today just relax invested in the stock market but the way she just like left him behind like literally didn't give it a second thought she's kind of become yeah what she hated yeah she has like she chose like the money and left someone on the island who

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Oh, I meant the swirlies like the listeners.

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And a known murderer. She could have had justice for Tanya, even though that's really not her problem.

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Least favorite character? Zion. He was pissing me off.

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Yeah. So just like I'm just trying to recall if in previous seasons there were so many stones left unturned. Like I know the whole show is not meant to be like all the different storylines connect. Just even like that baby shower scene where Leslie Bibb asked Parker Posey like, didn't I see you at that? Like so, so many things that we like got hung. The incest, like for what?

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Yeah. And they all do. Like they leave different.

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in terms of what's next for the boys I do feel like they're gonna keep touring I think it was a success they have this album of like greatest hit collabs coming out and I think it's doing well the Blake Shelton one just dropped it's so good and that wasn't even a song I was excited for me neither Kelly Clarkson dropped her I'm moving on one and um I'm not gonna lie like I actually like don't love it I'm glad you're being honest about that what did you say on the show when I took my helmet off

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Oh, and then that whole weird thing with Greg like being obsessed with having sex with his mother.

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Yeah. It wasn't my favorite season. I also prefer in terms of destination. Like I know this one was a lot about like meditation and Buddhism and like that's kind of boring to me.

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Correct. Ben loved like the monks and stuff.

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He did it. Ben took a $40 meditation class. There were like different classes offered. A lot of them were free and then some of them were not. And of course Ben chose one that was not free. I'm like, so you have to stay the whole time. Like you're like, you go. And he comes out and he was being so fucking annoying. He was like, it's crazy to be back in the physical world. He did.

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Yes. It was billed as a one hour meditation class. But when he was describing it to me, it's a sound bath. Like there were bowls and it was very Lauren Bostic of him. And he absolutely loved it. It was like on your back breath work.

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And he's going to find a place in the city to do sound baths.

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Yeah, I think it's a good hobby. I'm not going to clown on him.

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He could be doing crystal meth, you know? He could.

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Yeah, I heard the sound bath to crystal meth pipeline is quite short.

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It's fun to all watch something and like theorize like about the same thing. And it wasn't a bad season of TV. Like I've watched worse, but there's just so much hype for it that it can really only be disappointing at this point.

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The way people talk about it, like the Sistine Chapel, like it's insane.

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Okay, but season two was really good, especially like you really tune in a lot for the vibes. And so season two was La Dolce Vita. And so I'm curious to where they're going to go next. I had seen an interview with Mike White being like, we want a ski chalet. We want Swiss Alps. We want Aspen. And he was like, they pretty much said they'll never go somewhere cold.

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Like Mike just doesn't want to physically be in the cold because they filmed for six months.

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So it was Hawaii and then Italy and then Thailand. Where to next?

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What other types of trips are there?

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It needs to be somewhere a little remote.

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I feel like, no, Madrid is still like a big town.

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They sound too urban. Yeah. It needs to be like a little bit more in the middle of nowhere.

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Well, that's our show, you guys. Happy Monday. Hope you enjoyed every minute of it. Hope you enjoyed listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast to the Moon morning show where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe.

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I said, I wish that there was more blending of the voices. It's like a Kelly solo and then a little Gary. It's like, you could tell they weren't in the same room. They didn't harmonize together. Like they like wanted to feature Kelly, which I appreciate, but it just sounded like a Kelly Oki. Where is the blending? That's what I said.

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And then tell me a little bit about how you perceive their body language. You know, there's a lot of rumors about like the dynamics of the band and if they get along and maybe that was a reason why they kind of retired a little early. Who wants to hear a fun fact that I learned at the concert? Do you know how much I love fun facts?

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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No, that's not it. That's like one of my least favorite things about Toast Herstory lore is when people say like their favorite moments are like when Claudia thought Rascal's name was Rascal. That's not what I thought. Watch the clip. The conversation we're having is not me discovering that the lead singer of Rascal Flatts is not named Rascal. That's what a lot of people think.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Yes. Right. Right. Yes. Yes. The whole, yes. The premise of the joke. No, it bothers me so much because honestly the, the toast joke got so far. Gary like is always commenting on my TikToks being like, ha ha. Remember when you thought my name was Rascal? No, I didn't.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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I thought it was weird that like they were going to name their band, like John Smith, like the name of a person when it's three guys, how wouldn't people get confused? And you're like, well, Rascals like wouldn't be someone's first name. And I'm like, no, it's literally John. You said it's Robert Flats. Robert. Yeah. So like that, but I don't, I hate to like clown on people.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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We definitely are on to something in terms of like a new segment, a new something where Jackie and I on Friday, there was no episode. Do you think an installation?

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Especially when people are like so positively, like they love this moment. Yeah. I'm not going to like get involved and tell them it's, but just to be clear, like, if you know, you know, that's not what happened. Now continue. I want to hear the fun fact.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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That's why it's so complicated.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Little Mix. Fun fact about me is that I called Little Mix breaking up and I called that it was gonna be that bitch Jessie. Like the second I saw them perform in like 2011, I knew it.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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something like I don't know maybe like the first of the month I don't know we need to figure out how to incorporate this so basically on Friday there was no episode of the toast Jackie was traveling and so we did later in the day get the chance to catch up and we recorded a podcast episode together and the premise of the podcast episode was everyone's always giving Jackie shit about the stories and they're like let's see if Claudia can choose the stories so we both chose five stories and we wanted to see like same day we only had one day's worth of stories

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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It sounds a little bit like Lady A in terms of like one member sort of spinning out of control. As we now know, Charles was struggling with his sobriety. They're not related though, so it's actually admirable that they managed to work it out. But I'm glad to hear that you felt like the body language, the dynamics were good.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Jackie, a lot of people. It's insane.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Yeah, it's upsetting, but it's better because then you get better tickets and better prices and better seats.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Well, my weekend was a little different. I did on Thursday night like really ignore you, Margo and Olivia's stories. Like I just I wasn't interested.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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So the next morning I did then feel brave enough to go watch. And I agree. Like you were very respectful of me and I appreciate it. I thought it had something to do with me.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Oh my God. It's so beautiful. It's so easy to, it's so easy to get bogged down with social media.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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She's the filmographer. You're good.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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If you're not sick in the head. I had a weekend in the country, a little bit of a different weekend. Jackie was actually really worried. Jackie was worried about me. She kept checking in like, you okay? You okay? I think she thought I was going to be like so bored.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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It's called the Mayflower Inn, and there's so much lore around it in pop culture. I actually didn't realize I knew it. My first ever heard of it was when the Real Housewives of New York went there. They were looking for like a nice retreat to go to after Luann got out of rehab, and it's honestly the perfect place.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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They have a steep history, actually. Me and Ben were learning a lot about it. It used to be a boys' school in the 1800s.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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The campus. So not only is it rony, which I actually, as a New York local, I'm constantly using Real Housewives of New York as a travel guide.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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If you guys only knew how many times I have went on a research trip to find that house that they stayed at in Vermont. Vermont is drivable, like a drivable ski destination for us. And that house was so big. We need so many rooms. If anybody knows what fucking house they rented, let me know. I'm always using them as like a litmus test because they're fancy women. Yeah.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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And they don't go to shit places. So I knew that the Mayflower Inn was going to be like to turn these standards. But I didn't know.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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It's all bears. Yes. I didn't know like the true lore on our way up there. Me and Ben were like so excited. We're like, and this inn is so cute. And we were reading about it on the website. And when we got there, Ben was like, you know what this reminds me of? Gilmore Girls. I'm like, oh, totally. She works at an inn in the town. I think the show was set in Connecticut.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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So we're like, oh, this is so cute. We just mentioned it. And you guys know I hated watching Gilmore Girls. I never made it past the third season. But actually, when we were there, I felt compelled. We started it right where we picked up because it was just giving the vibes.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Then the next day, I was looking for a place to go to lunch in town, and they were recommending this diner, and they're based on Luke's Cafe, which is from Gilmore Girls. I'm like, oh, that's funny. I'm like, that's so weird. Turns out, and then I did a little bit more research. Amy Sherman Palladino, who created the show, stayed at the Mayflower Inn.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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was just taken by its charm, the town, it's called Washington, Connecticut, the small town that it's set in. And literally Stars Hollow, the inn, it's all based on this town in Connecticut. Not me thinking, me and Ben being like, it looks like Gilmore Girls.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Oh, yes, the actual hotel property is very Downton. It's very British. I was feeling like I was in Downton. But the town, like we went out.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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So it's basically like a big pop culture episode with 10 pop culture stories. But the fun and game of it all was that like we were also competing to see if we chose any of the same stories, how many out of five we chose. I think we were thinking like, you know, maybe three of them would be similar.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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It's Litchfield County, yes.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Correct. They don't talk about that, do they? Lots of lore. Lots of lore, pop culture. Litchfield is where Orange is the New Black. Orange is the New Black. Bursting with inspiration. Then I did even more research. Turns out, remember when Netflix created another season of Gilmore Girls 15 years after it ended to celebrate the Gilmore girly community? We're so excited.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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They created Fan Fest in Washington. They all descended upon this small town and had a festival to celebrate. So I didn't realize I found myself in the middle of Gilmore Girls land. And I picked it back up. And I'm sorry to say, it still sucks. I actually really don't like the show.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Oh, my God. You would fucking hate it.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not saying anything bad about people who like Gilmore Girls.

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Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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The thing is, is that at a time, I think a lot of people love it because they grew up on it. And when you would watch it week to week, like I can understand how you would like it. But watching it all at once, you just like can't help but hate all the characters, like really notice their flaws.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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But when you watch it as a kid growing up week to week and then it becomes comfortable to you and now it's like a bingey show. I get how you love it. But if your first time watching it is binging, I actually don't. It's not a binge worthy show.

The Toast

Gaitok Get Your Gun: Monday, April 7th, 2025

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But the weekend was amazing. Jackie was a little worried about me just like being bored. It's really, it's a great place, but it's even better when it's nice out. They have a pool, they have tennis, you go on hikes. Not only was it freezing, it also rained the entire weekend. So Jackie was just like a little concerned about, you know, me getting bored. She kept checking in like, how's the weekend?

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy 2025. Happy season eight. Welcome back. We are back after what felt like for me an extremely brief break, but for others apparently felt endless.

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No, my new laugh reminds me so much. I don't know if you've noticed like whose laugh it sounds like. You told me that it sounds like Olivia, but I wouldn't have noticed that otherwise. No, it sounds just like our sister Olivia's laugh. And she had such a great laugh. Like I actually remember when I was on tour at every show she would come to, you would, I would be able to like hear her laugh.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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She's a cackle. It's a cackle. It's a cackle. And I think that my new laugh is like a true cackle and it's a little bit more high pitched and I love it. I cannot wait for you guys to hear it. You're just, you're going to love it.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Um, anything else we need to catch up on before we dive in the stories, by the way, so many things. So for those just curious about the order of things, the stories are obviously not everything that happened like yesterday. The last couple of weeks, there are stories we haven't covered on patron.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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We did do like a big update when Blake Lively sued Justin or filed the complaint against Justin Baldoni. Um, and so that has been covered, but there's been a big update in the Baldoni story. Of course, the golden globes. Paige and Craig. So we're gonna be covering the last couple of weeks of big stories that weren't covered on the Patreon.

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And they're like, I don't even know how long today's episode is gonna be. I'm gonna say two hours.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Let it rip. I'm totally fine. My doctor's appointment is until later. I literally have nowhere to be but this chair on my coccidinia pillow. Speaking of my coccidinia pillow, we need to talk about Secret Santa, which is something we've started to do within our family since last year. So it's like the second year.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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And last year, famously, Ben fucked up so badly when he got Margalashtra and he bought her a cameo, which is just like the worst gift ever. And he actually bought her a cameo. He must have gotten confused. He bought her a cameo from Frank Catania. And when it came on the TV, she had no idea who it was.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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been waiting with bated breath to see what will she do? And don't worry, Turdi found a studio on her block. Like I can't deal like in my current state with like walking multiple blocks.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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And like last year, it wasn't even last year, I would say like 18 months ago, Jackie went through like an obsession with Frank Catania. And by December of last year, like the obsession was over. So when he thought it was for me, it was a bad gift anyway.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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So cute, but now I'll just use it with the boys. Yeah, no, it's a kid's toy now. And I think there was a lot of anticipation within the family, but also within the Toast community, because you guys died when we told you that Frank Catania story about how Ben would make up for it this year, who was getting Ben. And I actually... thought that Ben got me.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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And I was right because he was being so serious about it. Like I remember last year, I kept having to remind him, like, by the way, don't forget before we leave for Utah to get your Secret Santa. And he was just like, so like relaxed about it. Like I didn't want him to forget. And honestly, I wish he had forgotten. That's how bad it was. So this year he was taking it so seriously.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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I was like, I gotta get my Secret Santa gifts. He was like, I already got mine. I was like, oh shit. So then I realized why would he be being so serious? I'm totally the person he got. And I was right. And he didn't wanna like gossip about like who we thought other people had. And I was like, okay, that's lame of you. Like you totally have me. Now let me tell you what he got me.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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He got me a coccidinia pillow. Which sucks, first of all, who wants to get like a medical device for Secret Santa, let alone a medical device. I already have three of, one in the car, one in the makeup chair, and one that I'm sitting on right now. And he was like, well, this one's better. I did a lot of research. It's like the... The Rolls Royce.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Yeah, he said it's the Rolls Royce of coccidinia pillows. And I'm like, you couldn't have just gotten this for me like a couple of weeks ago when you, I could have used it. You've just been sitting on this, literally.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Like a life-saving device. And honestly, I sat on it like it wasn't that great. I happen to really like my coccidinia pillows. Like I'm all set.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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No, I feel like maybe Ben doesn't know what Secret Santa is. Like he's gotten it. Which year do you think he did worse? Last year? Yeah, the first year will always be, like, an infamous story in the family. And he will never live it down. And I'm surprised he, like, really dropped the ball so poorly again this year. I really hope, like, we'll just try again next year.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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I don't know what else there is to say.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Carpal tunnel over here. I'll need a carpal tunnel pillow. I actually think I did like the best job in the family. Do you think so? Your husband? What did you get? Oh, you did really good. I think like it was the most thoughtful and like actually like you can applicable, like you can use it in your everyday life because it wasn't just like a novelty gift.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Yeah, and it consumed my whole evening and Ben actually turned to me. He's like, you are really stressing out. I kept like finding out facts about this new congestion tax in New York. I just want to, this is how it starts, Turdy.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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We know your husband loves going to the movies. So I got him a- She bought him season tickets. A year long movie pass to his local theater, which gives him one free ticket a month. It rolls over to the next month. So any month that he doesn't use it, he'll have like a cumulative and you get 20% off- companion tickets and concessions.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Like that, I feel like once a month, like that's probably the frequency he goes to the movies, would you say? I'm sure he would like to go to the movies at that frequency. Yeah. it's hard to give like, cause technically a digital gift, it's a gift card. So then I had like a big poster board made like a life-size check, but it was like a big movie ticket. And it says like, here's your annual pass.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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And I just think it was like actually brilliant and thoughtful. And like, I hope he felt like really seen, you know?

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Yeah, I can't remember. So good. Yeah, it just had like monogram like Shapiro. Like it was just like, It was good. I remember we were all like, wow, good job.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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It is so fun. We had so much fun. I hate that we have to wait like a whole year, but maybe that'll give Ben some time to think about his actions. Maybe it would. Maybe.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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What else to discuss? I, by the way, I have so many notes for today's episodes. If you guys see me looking at my phone. She's looking at her notes. Cause I have like, I wrote down some thoughts that I had at the Golden Globes, but mostly like my Blake Lively stuff. Cause a lot of people are like ready for Claudia and Jackie to apologize. Like, can't wait to hear them explain this.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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And it's like, oh, did you not read the lawsuit? Like literally not only am I not apologizing, not backtracking, I'm even more. You're dublaying. I'm dublaying down. Like, everybody's like, oh my God, can you believe how much like his proof contradicted hers? Literally not only did it not contradict, it actually supported a lot of her claims.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Like, I'm just now sort of waiting for, Take back our city. I'm waiting for like the documentary, whatever it is. Like I know that there's so much nefarious behavior going on at the MTA. The MTA is giving, and I was talking to Shannon about this this morning because she spends a lot of time in London where the congestion tax. You know what it's giving? It's giving Tammany Hall. What's that?

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Like I, the willy nilliness of the, like literally the internet is just like supporting in this case and specifically, but there are a lot of cases like this, like just the last person who talks, it's like, oh, she's right. Oh no, he's right. Like you guys stand for fucking nothing, bitch.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Like at least I can like sleep well knowing and I've never changed my stance and be like, let's say everything Blake Lively said is a lie. And I don't believe that it is. Like I will never regret, like her accusations are so disgusting. Like I will never regret believing her and taking her side.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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We'll hear a lot of claims over the next couple of months, but things we need to constantly, like, buoy ourselves to.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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The birth scene- Sorry, like, some do, some don't. Second, the entire cast, especially most of the women, having unfollowed him during, not even during this, like, dramas, during the actual filming, nobody associating with him. And three- Jenny Slate, Brendan Sklenar, all the people coming out supporting Blake Lively after her claims. Like. Isn't that the same as two?

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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No, because one is privately, like they all like privately and while working together, like decided not to fuck with him. So he's obviously being a freak. And then when it came time to like publicly take a stand, which is horrible, like it's, you're going to get shit no matter what.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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The important, a lot of the key figures in the film, Colleen, Jenny Slate, Brendan Sklenar, like they stood with Blake. That means something to me.

The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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The Toast

Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Um, it's kind of like a paste, would you say at the time of, uh,

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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That's T-R-Y-A-R-M-R-A.com slash T-O-A-S-T. Today's episode is brought to you by Quince and I'm so excited. I have to tell you, Jackie, I totally forgot to tell you this story. So I had to go to an event and I didn't have anything to wear and I like ran to a department store and I got a dress and it was like, but it was like expensive.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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And I get to the event and there's a girl from my high school who haven't seen it forever. And she's wearing literally the exact same, like they were so similar. And I was like, oh my God, love your dress. Where'd you get it? She's like, Quince. I'm like, you're kidding me. I was shocked. First of all, literally hers looked nicer than mine. It was just like a simple black dress.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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And it was like, so like hers just looked so much better. And she made so much less than me. And it was like better quality. And that's just Quince. It was crazy to see like the Quince difference in real life. Like we were literally standing next to each other wearing such similar dresses.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Oh, and also I was so obnoxious because the girl that I saw from my house, well, I know she listens to the toast. I was like, by the way, like, did you use code toast? And she was like, oh my God, I didn't even know you had a code. I'm like, you know about quince, like not for me. She skips through the ads.

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Never in my life. I know Bo Dietl. Boss Tweed does not pass muster. That's what you need to know. So actually, I have to go to the doctor today, and I will be paying the congestion tax to go to the doctor.

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Yeah, like he has made it abundantly clear that like getting married, having kids is something he wants to do like imminently. And I think he knew that Paige was a girl he wanted to do it with and he loved her so much and he was willing to wait for her to be ready. And I think she like appreciated that space she gave him.

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And then it got to a point where like, either it was like kind of shit or get off the pot for Craig or she had a realization that like, this is not how she, you know, wants to go out. This is not the life that she envisioned for herself. So when the news itself was so shocking, but if you've been paying attention, like it wasn't a perfect relationship for this one kind of big reason.

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And it was this unsolved thing for so long. And we just, I just thought, I'm like, they're gonna figure it out. Like they'll figure it out, they'll figure it out. And actually they didn't. And Paige like spoke a lot about how like, you know, making that decision at 32 and like the life that you thought you'd have for yourself with like marriage and kids, like the biological clock.

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the societal pressures, like she was sort of just like, fuck it. And I like, I seriously am so upset. Like I love these two.

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So I think up until this point, people assumed Paige would move because like her job and her life is very like, it's what we do. You could really do it from anywhere. And obviously being in New York, you're afforded so many opportunities. And I think she also just loves living in New York and she shouldn't have to give that up because she doesn't want to.

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And like, I keep, I've sort of decided to take this on as my platform and I want to be clear because mostly everyone agrees with me and it's nice to like, you know, not have a controversial take for once. It's giving bipartisan. And I just want to say, like, I come from a place of privilege. Like when I take this like tax today, whether it's peak hours, off peak hours, like I will survive.

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But the assumption that she would move was just because like between their jobs, like she only has to be in New York technically for like eight weeks in the summer. technically. Yeah.

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That's a good perspective. Now the internet like quickly ran with rumors that like Paige cheated on him. They said she was spotted out on New Year's Eve celebrating with Marcello Hernandez from SNL. Like seriously, I don't believe any of it.

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Like Paige, say what you want about Paige, but she's actually like very like, she's like not all the time, but she's like a deeply, she's a deep person, right? And you don't just like go from like a three-year relationship to like out. And people like are, like there was no proof of any of it, no pictures, no nothing. People are so annoying. Like let the girl live.

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And really she's definitely like mourning this relationship. Now not to make,

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everything about me but you know like I was kind of involved like actually not at all like not that's that's an overstatement but over the Christmas break I was getting tagged in a million TikToks I'm like what's going on what's going on and it was actually about Ben so yes on the last episode of the year for good guys I don't know what what they were even talking about I don't know why Ben brought up Craig but you know Ben and Craig are really good friends um Craig is an investor like an

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he was talking about Paige and Craig. I don't know in what capacity, in what context. And he just referred to Craig as Paige's soon to be hubby. And everybody was like, they're engaged. Oh, BSC confirmed it. Claudia is totally gonna kill Ben for spilling the secret. Like implying that Ben had some sort of insider knowledge from Craig about these two, you know, proposing and getting engaged.

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And he accidentally spilled the beans.

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and not only was that not the case but I guess they were literally broken up and I did actually like film a TikTok being like because I felt bad like I feel like Paige gets like for years they're engaged like all these like fake rumors about her it's probably so fucking annoying and I felt really bad because Ben just talks weird Ben just says stuff like I can't explain it he knew nothing when my when my friend is dating someone for a long time I call them the heir husband husband

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Like I will, like I can take the hit financially. People who are commuting every single day, like actually can't. It's making a significant debt in their like salary and it's not being covered by their jobs.

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It's just how you talk. There was nothing nefarious. Ben knew nothing.

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ben just talks weird like he just is weird i can't explain it in any other way and oh my god they ran with it soon to be hubby yeah which literally sounds like you know two people got engaged like it's right and also it takes more breaths to say that than it is to just say page's hubby or page's boyfriend yeah no no and when i asked him about it he was like what do you mean like it's not weird i'm like he didn't even get it i'm like you're so annoying and so i felt so bad and i was like

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It's probably the most annoying thing. This is like kind of plagued both Paige and Craig for years. And now this is like a legitimate thing people are reading into. And then it turns out they're literally broken up. I was shocked. And I didn't know they were broken up until I found out with everybody else. Like I was shocked. Yeah, me too.

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I also love that they released an audio only December 30th. Nobody releases podcast episodes after Christmas. It's a kind of dead zone for media. There's no new episodes of anything. So I like that they kind of buried it. Seriously, it's probably hard. They couldn't. Of course not, of course not. But as much as they could have. I think it was also a Friday.

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Whether they're traveling, imagine traveling into the city to be a cop, to be a police officer, to be a fucking nurse or a doctor in a hospital, to be a teacher, to teach these kids and you have to pay to go to work. Like what is this?

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I feel like that's not a concern for men.

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Yes, but also, and I think like the sad truth here, and this is probably something they came to the realization to, is that while there are so many things that keep you tied to a city, at the end of the day, the person you marry should be bigger than all of that. They should be more important. My life is in New York, but if Ben said we're moving to Alaska, we're moving to Alaska.

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And so if you can't even conceive giving all of that up for the person, then that's not your person. And that's probably the saddest part of all this. They had to come to that realization. Because yes, I think it was understood that Paige would move, but Craig wasn't out here offering. So for both of them, it wasn't, It wasn't the other one.

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And they've been managing to make this like bi-coastal, whatever you want to call it, relationship work. It's so easy to get to Charleston from New York and New York to Charleston. They could have lived in both places. They could have done it together. But the fact that they actively chose not to, I think speaks to why we're here.

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It's an amazing question. Well, I'm like, I'm a steamroller. We would live where I want to live.

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But then there are other cities that are like hybrids of both. Like I'm just saying, if that person is your person, like you figure it out. Like if me and Ben had such different ideas, like we would move to Nashville. Like we would figure it out. By the way, we could agree on Nashville. That's what we would do if we were married.

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And if Nashville had a thriving Jewish community, like we would all be living there today. And don't come for me. I know there are Jews there. I'm just saying it's not like a thriving big community with lots of shools. And lots of kosher meats. And lots of schools.

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Yes, oh my God. Would I be happy in Franklin? All the celebrities live there.

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Oh, and what do you get charged? So all across New York, and they've been putting these cameras in for a couple of years and everybody, they got sued. They spent $500 million putting in cameras all across 60th Street. And 60th Street kind of like delineates like uptown versus downtown, you know, roughly.

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I just don't think we can afford what we want. Maybe Paige and Craig needed to move to Franklin. I think moving to Franklin would solve a lot of problems for a lot of different people. I agree. Save a lot of relationships. That's what I think. Yeah. I'm so upset, but I do understand.

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in a year. Like this is a man who really wants, and by the way, I think that if the roles were reversed and you know, it was the woman who didn't want to give up or sacrifice, you know, marriage and children, like we would all empower that and agree and champion her. And I think that while the roles are like reverse, usually it's the other way. It's the woman who's worried about the clock.

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It's the Scott is sick, it's Shep. To bring back to Charleston. I think both of their decisions are brave and deserve Paige choosing herself and her career. That's commendable. And Craig not willing to budge on these big things that really mattered to him. That's also so valid and so real. And I champion that too.

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And it happens every day in relationships all the time. It does. It's really sad. It really is. Yeah. Cause it's kind of like right person, wrong time. However, I think what I'm coming to terms with is that it might not be right person. Like, because if it was like, you're willing to move mountains to do anything. We'd be together in any time, in any place. Yeah. So rip pour one out for these two.

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Thanks for the memories. They were pargy. Such, I also feel like Paige is like a little bit like, like eclipsing Bravo. Sometimes I like remember she's on Summer House. I'm like, why? Like she's such a, I don't even know what to call her. She's a star. She's like a socialite now. Her podcast is super popular, but she's like a huge fashion girl. She's a very successful influencer.

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Like she's just kind of like a Carrie Bradshaw of our time. And I don't know, I feel like when she goes to BravoCon, I'm like, girl, I'm sorry for you. Like it was a great stepping stone for her to get here, but I do feel like she's kind of outgrown it, especially that particular show. Like what are you doing with Kyle? Like-

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And now anytime you drive through the city and you cross 60th street, you will get charged the congestion tax. And the camera will take a little picture of your E-ZPass. And if you don't have one, they'll send you a letter in the mail and charge you more because you don't have an E-ZPass, even though the E-ZPass is owned by the Port Authority of New York.

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You know, she needs to be like a vote contributor. Like seriously, I just think there's endless potential for her. She's so beautiful. She's so funny. Like she actually has that personality that most girls who are that pretty sort of like rest on their laurels. They don't have to be so dazzling. She really is just like diamond of the season.

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It's literally something she probably dreads. And by the way, I don't know any of this to be true. It's just how I perceive it. Oh, yeah, yeah. I just think she's kind of too good for it. When you think of her accolades, Reality Star is fifth on the list, and it just doesn't feel any more like, thank you for giving us Paige, but you have to let her go now, Bravo. Yeah, set her free.

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She's not going to Charleston every other week. And now it's fun to see who she dates. Like she's so pretty. Of course. Like obviously I don't want to go there. Obviously I'm like so upset.

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I feel like we can't. No, we can't. It's so disrespectful and rude.

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It's like him and nine other complaints. He's like suing on behalf of Melissa Nathan, the publicist, Jennifer Abel, the publicist. It's a bunch of people who were named in the original complaint that was published in the New York Times. They're all suing together. So I guess that means they're like splitting the bill for the lawyers.

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And if you were looking for our thoughts on just the Blake Lively up until that point, we did a whole podcast episode about it on Patreon over the winter break because there was so much to dive into, so many like really abhorrent allegations. And I thought her complaint really, colored in the timeline of events in a chronological sense with the SAG-AFTRA break.

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I locked myself out of the apartment. I locked myself out of the apartment. Like that's how disoriented I was. I was like making a TikTok. I forgot my jewelry. I'm not, me and Ben are not struggling yet. I just forgot my jewelry because I'm so disoriented. Like getting back into a routine workflow.

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Yeah, I was looking into like, I'm like, wow, they're hyping up E-ZPass. I wonder if it's a privately owned company. No, it's not. Like they make money from E-ZPass and then they make money when you don't use E-ZPass. Right, so now it's like, it's law that you have to have E-ZPass or else you get charged more. And by the way, to be clear, it is that way in most states.

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So the internet sort of swung back completely once Blake filed her complaint, because how could you not? And so many celebrities were speaking out. And then like a couple of days later, maybe like a week later, Justin Baldoni filed this lawsuit and now everyone has swung back.

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of things i want to be surprised if she comes back to the show now like we're back with justin i'm back on the pod so it literally was really wild to see public opinion completely shift i think a lot of people begrudgingly supported blake lively when she released her complaint because how could you not the thing she was alleging were really so fucking disgusting um and this was a person everyone was so quick and easy and happy to destroy a couple of months ago and the fact that they sort of

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had to take her side a couple of weeks ago. I think it was hard for a lot of people. They're just jealous. Like she's this perfect, you know, skinny, blonde, rich, you know, married to Ryan Reynolds. Like she's easy to hate. And she's obviously doesn't seem like the best, you know, most kind, like compassionate, amazing personality. Because what she said to then the flaw of it all.

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Yeah, no, she definitely is like kind of a wench for sure. Not a crime, but obviously not the type of person you'd like choose to hang out with and champion. So it was really, I think hard for people to have to take her side. And then Justin Baldoni came out with this lawsuit and people were so happy to sort of cling onto it to be back on team Justin.

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And basically the overwhelming consensus is like everyone's back on team Justin now because so much of what he shared and he has his own text messages, his own proof. And so much of that completely contradicts what Blake is saying in her complaint, according to people on the internet. And I'm here to say like my thesis of today that could not be further from the truth. I have read a lot of the...

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His is a lawsuit, hers is a complaint. And by the way, a lot of people are like, well, if Blake was really the victim, she would have sued. Well, the thing is, and I saw a lawyer explain this because people don't know anything. So you're just like making stuff up. Like why didn't Blake sue? Well, buddy, you know the law. Blake is suing like a... Cause he's her employer.

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People were DMing me like in Atlanta, if you don't have a PeachPass, I think it's that way in New Jersey, I mean in Florida, in SunPass. It's wrong. Like it's, it's classes to exclude people. First of all. And it's also, it's ageist. Do you know how hard it was for me to set up my easy pass? And I'm so technologically savvy. It's also jacksist. I don't have a sun pass.

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It's like an employment lawsuit. And in order to do that, you have to get approved to sue. And in order to get approved to sue, you have to file a complaint. The court has 60 days to approve or deny you the right to sue. So that's what she's doing. That's why she didn't sue. That's why she has a complaint. It's step one in her lawsuit. And then he sued. So everyone's like, look, he can sue.

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So he's right. Actually, she was taking the proper legal steps.

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And the screenshot that's sort of taken the internet by storm is a text message from Blake to Justin basically saying they needed to meet about something. She was like, hey, I'm pumping in my trailer, come on in.

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He responded, copy, eating with crew and we'll head that way. So everybody says that this screenshot completely contradicts what Blake said. Blake said that he was entering when she was breastfeeding and pumping and look, here's literally proof that she invited him in. So to be clear, because I understand the English language, this in no way screenshot contradicts what Blake said.

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First of all, just because you've been invited in one time does not give you unfettered access to my breasts and my trailer, first of all. Second of all, the difference between pumping and breastfeeding. And I don't even, I have never done either, but even I know like breastfeeding, your titties out pumping, you put the things on your nipples and you can go for a walk. Like you can do anything.

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So they're so different. So inviting someone in while you're pumping is not the same.

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No, it's so true. I feel like a lot of women with newborn babies who travel, they breastfeed on airplanes, and you put that little thing over.

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Of course, and just because you've been invited in one time to see while she was pumping does not give you unfettered access. Like you are still A, a coworker, B, a male coworker, and C, her boss. Like everybody being like, oh, look, Blake's a liar. Like, are you thick in the head? No, actually, this does not contradict at all.

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Well, you don't leave like your neighborhood, but fair. Right. But like, so just cause if I want to travel, if I want to go to Disney, I should pay more for the road. When I think about like someone's grandmother trying to set up an easy pass, I want to cry. The website was so, it looked like Kindle, you know, like black and white and so old school and slow. It was hard for me.

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And I don't care how open, let's say Blake was one of those women who didn't give a fuck. tits out, nipples out. You still, as the director, as the boss, as her coworker, and as a man, you still have to act with the utmost knock five times. I want you to knock five times. You still have to act.

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I don't care how Blake, and I don't even think Blake was that type of breastfeeder, but even if she was, you still have to act with some sort of decorum.

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So basically what he's saying is that like, there was this- And by the way, before this lawsuit or anything, there was like a little bit of whispers about Blake and Ryan, one of the first things that came out was Justin inquiring a lot about Blake's weight. That was like the first thing we had heard. So I believe this.

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Yeah, so he says he was only inquiring- because he has like a hernia and he has to lift Blake and kiss her. So he needs to know exactly how much this woman weighs. And you know what? If you have to ask, you can't lift her. So why don't you just say, I am not strong enough and let's cut that scene. You're the director. Right.

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Like, use your eyes. Oh my God, funny. Funny, that's funny. Yeah, lead shoes. She should have, that would have been funny. Okay, for me, the biggest part of this story and so many people, like this is their big thing with the lawsuit is that like really he has disproven everything when it comes to the intimacy coordinator. And so I'm gonna read from my notes.

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I watched an amazing video from like an intimacy coordinator expert. I just wanna shout her out because I'm like about to literally copy everything she said. It's like a nice long 10 minute video. Her name is Brenna Perez, okay? So- Blake has said that there wasn't an intimacy coordinator present. She said that in interviews, and I think she alleges it in her complaint as well.

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And by the way, I set it up wrong the first time. So that, that's just like, that's,

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And Justin shows proof like, what are you talking about? We had an intimacy coordinator. But if you actually, so that looks like a contradiction, right? Blake's lying. But if you actually read, Justin actually corroborates a lot of what Blake is saying. So after the SAG-AFTRA break, Blake had demanded that there be an intimacy coordinator on set at all times.

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Usually an intimacy coordinator just shows up on the days where we're fucking, you know, they don't need to be around all the time.

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But because Justin had like this obsession with adding in kisses and adding in sex scenes that weren't previously agreed to, Blake said, listen, if you're going to do that, like I want an intimacy coordinator on set every single day because who knows when you're going to start kissing me. And She's totally valid in that.

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And what I didn't realize that this girl explained in the video was like, when you sign onto a project, every intimate scene, literally every kiss, but mostly like the sexy scenes are agreed upon contractually before. So if you do want to add, sometimes it happens, it complicates things, but it has to be agreed upon. But it's like, you can't just go around like adding in an ass grab, you know?

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It's not improv. Like these things, because of SAG and they have these rules in place, are to protect actors and actresses. So you can't just go around adding stuff. So the fact that Blake alleges that Justin really wanted to add stuff, like complicates things a lot.

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So him saying that there was a coordinator on set is, you know, not untrue, but it's half true because if you're kissing her on days when the lady's not there, who does that help? Right.

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after the SAG-AFTRA break they had agreed to have the coordinator on set full time so Justin is like she was there full time what are you talking about and he shares a text message not only was she there but I actually tried to coordinate a meeting between her and Blake and Blake said no so you read the text messages and they're coming off the break so I think they're about to be back and he says by the way I found an amazing coordinator so first of all it's a coordinator who he found

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I'd love to set up a meeting off set. Like not while they're on set. Like I'd love to set up a meeting. And Blake's like, no, I'm good. I'll meet her when we're back on set first day. So look, Blake's being difficult. I don't know that she necessarily wanted to meet your coordinator. Like, how do we know she's legit?

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After this SAG-AFTRA break where this list of 30 things we agreed on, you've been showing me pornographic videos, your producing partner is a freak, all these things. Like you add kissing scenes. I don't know that I want to meet off camera. I mean, excuse me, offset with you and your intimacy coordinator. So it's like, look, Blake's being difficult to work with.

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So, anytime you cross 60th Street, depending on the time of day and what type of vehicle you're in, if you're a truck, you get charged more, regular citizens get charged $9, motorcycles do not get charged, which I think is really crazy. And it's all in an attempt to decrease congestion, which is a platform I'm all for. The city, it's impossible to get around the city.

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But then also the really interesting thing is Blake, I mean, Justin alleges in his lawsuit that he wasn't adding all these sexy scenes. It was the intimacy coordinator's idea. Now that is not the job of an intimacy coordinator. That's like actually really weird. So if that's true, like more work for her. No, but let's say that's true. More hours.

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You hired a freaky ass intimacy coordinator because that's not her job. Why the fuck would Blake want to meet this person? And let's say it's not true. You're the one adding those things and you're a freak. But now we understand why Blake said no to meeting with his intimacy coordinator. So she's putting forth all these sexy ideas that you didn't agree to and that's not your job.

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It's not your job to meet with the intimacy coordinator offset. Like you come up to work, you're not the director. Like you are an actor, you show up and do your job. So, so much of what he said, especially about the intimacy coordinator actually validates Blake's complaint. I don't know what people are talking about, like dead ass.

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It's a lot of he said, she said. It's not illegal to have two different cuts of a movie. Does that make Blake look difficult? Sure. But when it comes down to the actual allegations, that interests me more than like, well, Blake said I had my cut and Justin said I had my cut. I don't give a fuck.

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But you did the thing first. Right. Like you being afraid of retribution for something you actually did. Like that's called crime and punishment. Okay. Right. No, no, I have not changed my side, even in the slightest. No, no, me neither.

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I will like, if, if let's say, you know, the truth comes out and Blake concoct, I will never really, I won't look back and regret having believed her. Like what she, first of all, there is a lot of proof that supports her claims or a lot of people who support her claims and her claims are really disturbing.

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There are so many poor, what are those people called who build cities? Civil planners? City planners. would plan this city like is dumb. Like it's really, there's so many things that you drive around, it's enraging, right? Like the double parked cars, like the pedestrian. That's not the people who built the city.

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Not only like the, the astroturfing, which is now something we all know about and should be really conscious of. Which by the way, thanks for, I'm glad that we know that. I'm glad to know that. And he's not denying that by the way, which is even crazier. But the fact that

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all of the things between the birthing scene and the adding sexual scenes and being really inappropriate from the so-called male feminist. Like, I don't know, I'm sorry. I believe Blake, I really do. And yeah, she's probably a bitch. Like do I, I don't give a fuck.

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Box office and cinematic achievement.

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He was the star. He casted it. Up until this point, I stand by everything I've said. And if I'm wrong, then so be it. I really don't think I'm wrong. I'm not, and I'm not, I'm not not changing my opinion because I don't want to have said, I admit I was wrong all the time. Remember when I thought Travis Kelsey was never even gonna get close to Taylor Swift. Like I can admit when I'm wrong.

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I am even more certain that, that Justin Baldoni is a bad faith actor.

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Everything she said in her complaint shook, like really genuinely shook me to my core. Like as a, as a woman. Yeah, and everything in his complaint, whiny little bitch, you're not denying the astroturfing. You're not denying that meeting you had during the SAG-Astra strike, coming to terms and agreeing on 30 things you're gonna stop doing. You actually admitted that in your suit.

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You admitted to not having an intimacy coordinator on set all the time, which you should have if you're adding in sex scenes. So you admitted in that, he's literally admitting guilt. I don't know what the hell people are reading. Like I am... I'm sad, like I will be here. My opinion has not changed.

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And if your opinion has, like you obviously haven't read it or you didn't really wanna believe Blake before and now you have a reason not to.

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Yeah, but if you actually read it, it does not contradict hers at all. If anything, it supports a lot of her claims and corroborates her timeline. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. So, I'm sad. So, our next story, Golden Globes. Oh, I have so many Golden Globes songs. I know. And it's brought to you by Good Ranchers. As we welcome the new year, it's time to focus on what matters most.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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This is the best one yet. Code TOAST is gonna get you $25 off, which is fabulous, free express shipping, And this is like the biggest one. Your choice of free ground beef, chicken, or salmon in every order for an entire year. Good ranchers.com. I feel like I just finished Yellowstone. I watched the finale.

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Like it's so important to support us made cattle ranchers or like, like Rip said, we're gonna be getting all of our meat from Brazil. No, it's important to support local farms, local ranchers. It's good for you. It's better for you. And it's really just fabulous. There's no antibiotics, no hormones, no seed oils because it's local. You can trust the American process and it's steakhouse quality.

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The meat really tastes better and you will not want to go back. So save time and money. All the cuts are pre-trimmed and pre-portioned, which makes really easy to prep. They're all individually packaged and vacuum sealed. So you have less waste and you never have to throw freezer burned cuts away again. Thank you, Good Ranchers. Today's episode is also brought to you by Caraway. Perfect.

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And Caraway just makes it so easy to have, you know, their surface is ceramic, slide off the pan, eggs really easy. It's also non-toxic. So if you're a clean swirly like Jackie, their products are designed with your health in mind. Their ceramic cookware is free of toxic materials, including PFAs, PFOA, PTFE, lead, cadmium, and other harmful chemicals for guilt-free cooking.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Oh yeah, that's right. Modern. Modern.

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So it has been years since they actually- installed those cameras and spent the $500 million, but there was so much pushback. Apparently like the Uber and Lyft lobbies lobbied for this. I don't know why they would wanna charge their drivers more, but there was a lot of like legalities and as of yesterday, it officially went into effect.

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Love that. So I think we all knew she was gonna crush. If you've been following Nikki Glaser's career, she hasn't become enormous. for lack of talent. It's really been lack of opportunity. But anytime she gets hired for something, she fucking crushes it. And I think a lot of people saw that with the Tom Brady roast, and that's largely why she got this gig.

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It's the first time a woman has ever hosted solo, so there was a lot of pressure. The fact that there's so many successful female comedians, but we're rotating the Jimmys. How has a woman never done, oh, but the one time they gave it to a woman, they had to give it three women. Amy Schumer, remember she did it with two other women?

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And I think there was even more eyes because of the Joe Coy of it all last year, which really was floppy-o. Oh my God, I forgot about that. And that was the same thing. I remember saying how disappointing it was. One, because it just wasn't funny. But two, because this is a comedian who's not huge, right? So this is a global platform.

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It would have been such an amazing opportunity if he had crushed it, and it sucks that he didn't. It sucks for him.

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Even though Nikki Glaser's not really taking a chance. She's the biggest female comedian right now. No, but it's still a new name. That's in comparison to like Kevin Hart. Right. So to see her. absolutely crush. Like I, I, the thing is I would have liked it regardless. Cause I happened to really like her. She's been on the show. She's incredibly nice.

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No. And like, I have such, I really only have positive things to say about Nikki Glaser. Like having met her in person and she's been so nice to me. Like anytime I've been in a room with her, she's been like the most famous person in the room, like a lot of other female comics. And she's always the nicest one. Like, She, I just, I can't say enough good things about her.

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And then she came on our show, like right after the Tom Brady roast, like she could have canceled. Cause like she was having this moment. She was on, you know, every show in America and she came on the toast. Like I just, I fucking love her. So I would have, I would have loved it regardless. But let me tell you, I laughed. She crushed. Oh, did I laugh. Ben was dying.

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The Sandler, um, Chalamet thing was his favorite. We were laughing so hard. And by the way, I need to thank her for that.

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Everybody's talking about it in New York because it's kind of crazy. It's an attempt to, decreased congestion, which is obviously a good thing. But what it really is, upon my research last night, it is like a fundraising technique for the MTA. The MTA apparently needs like $10 billion to do what they need to do. That is to clean the air and repairs and fix everything.

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And I think that's, that was her greatest skill was the way she towed the line of, you know, we're mocking these people and not, I would say there's literally only one person who can successfully do like a full roast and that's Ricky Gervais. And then you go too soft and you're not funny. So I think her balance of like, you know,

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pointing out like a lot of the hypocrisy in the room, these like fancy artists, storytellers, like people like, it was so brilliant while also like being funny. Like it was just, the thing is, I don't care what you do. If you make me laugh, that's literally all I care about. She was brilliant. There were so many jokes that were so funny.

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Two-time Holocaust survivor, Adrian Brody, like actually killed me. Like so funny. And like, yeah, a little edgy, but not offensive.

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Like so funny. So funny, like she just, and she was so well rehearsed and I heard her, she was being interviewed by Zuri Hall and she was like, I practiced the monologue, I counted 96 times. And she's like, I know people are gonna be like, well, it's scripted, it's scripted.

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She's like, no, I just wanna be comfortable enough that like I can riff and also not be like reading straight from the teleprompter. Hello, welcome to the Golden Globes. And I felt that, I felt her sense of comfort. Like she knew what the joke was gonna be and then you saw her like not looking at the teleprompter, riffing on her own joke. Like she was brilliant. Like she made me so...

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She made me laugh so hard. I fucking loved it. It was smart.

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Relaxed. No, by the way, that's an amazing point because the job is hard. Cause you're obviously performing standup in a room full of like a thousand people, but it's like those a thousand people literally do not matter. It's the people at home. And Joe Coy's big fault was like him making jokes and it didn't get huge laughs in the room.

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So if you were doing that in a comedy club, you'd be like, what's wrong with you guys? And he was doing it. And it's like, no, stop. Like, that's not the point. Right.

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And I feel like there's been a lot of discourse ever since Joan Rivers died. Like who's the next Joan, right? And it felt like, you know, everybody sort of gave it to Kathy Griffin and then they took it back. And we've just sort of been like waiting. And honestly, after last night, like that was a, I think a performance Joan Rivers would have liked.

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It was brilliant. I hope this blows up her career like tenfold. She should be getting the same opportunities as like Kevin Hart. And Chris Rock, like she is fucking funny. She works hard and she writes her own jokes. So you can tell she like workshopped them a million times. I can't remember a time where I've had nothing negative to say. Nothing. Yeah.

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But what I've also heard, and I would love like our Mexican to status to speak on this from my community. What I've heard is like the fact that they made a film about this particular story is so offensive to Mexican culture.

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They say it's like, I don't know if this was an exaggeration, but I saw a tweet that was like, it's the equivalent of like making a sympathetic like backstory to the 9-11 like doers. So I don't even know who Amelia Perez is. And I would love for the Mexican tostadas, please sound off in the comments. Are you offended at the fact that this movie was even created?

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They say that ridership is down because of COVID. And so- Is there a budget for the crime? Wouldn't that go to the NYPD? Right, so- All of this is like a fundraising campaign. That's what this tax is for. And people- And then also would encourage people to use the MTA because they don't want to pay the congestion.

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And the fact that, of course, it's a French director with no real ties to the Mexican culture. And one of the characters doesn't even speak Spanish. Beyond that, the actual execution, the sheer concept of it, I believe, is quite controversial.

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But here, let's go through the- Before we dive into the winners, can we just quickly do red carpet? Sure. Sure. Now, I don't need to go through everyone's looks. Everyone was actually well-dressed with the exception of Kerry Washington. She actually looked so ugly and I couldn't believe that she decided to wear that. And it was Balenciaga.

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Like obviously when you wear, Nicole Kidman also wore Balenciaga, which was enormously disappointing. But let me say like- She was undeniable.

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Two things can be true. It was such an unbelievably beautiful dress and it really, it looked amazing on her. So I could see how she struggled with that decision. Like, damn, do I go for like the good dress or the moral compass? Like, and I know she's a spokesperson for Balenciaga, so she has to wear, same with Kerry Washington.

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But the fact that Kerry Washington like knew she was gonna get shit and decided to wear something so ugly, like- Yeah. For what, you know? But I was watching E and this is the first big award show where they gave Laverne Cox the boot. And I think the consumers and the watchers and the viewers have, you know, kind of requesting that for some time. They really tried to make it work.

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But I noticed like a big shift where Zuri Hall, who is this like OG entertainment journalist, who's been with E for a really long time. It doesn't necessarily always get these opportunities. She was given the prime spot. She was... talking to most of the stars. And then Heather was on another, I think on the longer red carpet with the microphones and Kelty was at the front.

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So it was kind of like Zuri's moment, which I thought was great because we're always talking about the lack of entertainment journalists on the carpet. And I know it's important to involve other, And that's why we're always saying like Kelty is so great and Heather's so funny. So like, it's really great balance. But the fact that they gave Zuri the main stage, I think was really well-deserved.

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Like she's been at the network for so many years. I feel like she's always kind of like getting the boot.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Zuri is so beautiful. But what I really noticed is like everyone who got on stage was like kind of dazzled by her. Jamie Foxx? Yes. Oh my God, you look beautiful. Like, I don't know a time where like the talent has complimented the host so frequently. I feel like she probably got a date last night. She better. Well, I mean, she did date Travis. So a lot of people forget that.

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Yeah, to make it more expensive to drive, they're really trying to encourage people to use mass transit, which New York is such a mass transit city. The fact that they're experiencing such lulls in mass transit usage really speaks to how inefficient and unsafe the mass transit is.

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Just the Balenciaga and then the carpet. Like, cause I'm always talking about the entertainment journalists. Like just as for people who study entertainment journalism, like good luck getting a job.

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It's like really crazy. Just given what I know about the film.

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Also, have you been seeing like the drama with Anora?

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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So that very beautiful girl who is the star, she has done a bunch of interviews that there wasn't an intimacy coordinator on set. And it's just like, it's kind of weird. And she talks about it in a positive way. She's like, but everybody made me feel so, but like, why? Like literally why? Is it not a SAG production? Like where the fuck is SAG?

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You could cut other corners. You could cut other corners.

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I love to see Adrian Brody like out and about. I feel like he doesn't really leave his house a lot and seeing him with his lady love, Georgina Chapman.

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And it's just like the crazy timing of it all because in the last month there has been, I mean, it's all over my TikTok. Everybody's talking about the crimes on the subway, people just getting stabbed, that woman who was burned alive. Like it's so horrible. And it's now, I feel like it's having such a big topic of conversation because it's really,

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And she's, like, an age-appropriate, like, get for him. It's literally a perfect match. I just wish she was Jewish. Like, that's it.

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One thing about Adrian Brody, like he is going to tell the story of our people. I love him. No, I seriously love him so much. So is now an appropriate time to tell the story about the time I was seated next to Adrian Brody at a dinner party and I had absolutely no idea who he was. Jackie looked so different and I got seated next to him and I was like, what do you do? He's like, I'm an artist.

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And I guess that's like what an actor would say. He said, I'm an artist. So I thought he like painted. I'm like, oh, like sculptures or painting. And he was like,

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I actually think I might watch it. I found myself being really dazzled by Margaret Qualley last night. I know her obviously. She was one of my best dressed. Me too. And I saw a lot of like hate for her dress. I guess she wears a lot of like boring Chanel looks a lot because she's a Chanel face. Seriously goals. Yeah. Like I thought she looked so gorgeous. Her hair and makeup was sick.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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I thought she was dazzling. And I was actually like. I think her interview with Zuri left the biggest impact on me. I was like, oh my God, I love this girl. I could actually see her hanging out with Taylor and being a swirly. Up until this point, I thought she was kind of serious. I don't know. Her and Jack are kind of granola. They just looked like people I wouldn't hang out with.

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But then I saw her personality. She's got that swirly-tude. She has that swirly-tude. Then you have to remember, she's Andy McDowell's daughter. Yeah.

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No, but she's a really interesting example. Cause she's obviously like a Nepo baby where what are we calling Nepo babies who like so far eclipse their parents in stardom? Cause I think currently Margaret Qualley is more famous than Andy McDowell has ever been.

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for years, the subway has been like a really unsafe place, mostly for women. And now it's happening to everyone. You know, a man was pushed on the tracks and the whole thing was caught on video. A man was stabbed. I saw a picture of his like big bloody arm. So it's happening to everyone. So now everyone's paying attention.

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Right, yes. Similar to Margaret Qualley, I feel like is Maya Hawke. I think she gets like a lot of the Nepo baby combo. Ethan Hawke and Kiera Sedgwick's daughter. No, Kiera Sedgwick is Kevin Bacon. Literally same thing. Uma Thurman? Yes, actually, yes. So she to me is like classic Nepo. You know, she's like in stuff. She's not like...

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you know, rocking and especially she's not even close to her parents' level. But Margaret Qualley is really A-list, Oscar nominated, really kind of making moves.

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Yeah, Cynthia and Ariana both lost, and John Chu wasn't nominated for director. And it definitely felt like, because we have to think about how far the Golden Globes has come. The fact that we're all talking about it, and I think a lot of people watched it, when a few years ago, it actually was taken off air.

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And the Golden Globes Association was on the verge of shutting down, and then people in Hollywood lobbied to get it back. So I think that they're very conscious of remaining upper tier, upper echelon, artsy, cinematic. And to give out any awards to a movie like Wicked that had such commercial success, I feel like they're afraid to do.

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And so yes, they obviously won this category, but this category is meaningless, honestly.

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I just feel like Golden Globes is like afraid to engage with Wicked because it's considered like lowbrow and commercial. So if there was an award show that they weren't going to get any awards, it was going to be this one. But I think like Ariana and Cynthia like definitely have a chance at winning other awards. more prestigious. I do.

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I don't think the Oscars give a fuck if somebody from a commercially successful film wins.

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It's not more artistic, but I feel like they're more afraid because they were literally taken off air. Nobody was listening. And they were largely for many years considered like losery because they did TV and film and they are now like making a comeback. And so they're more protective of their brand because thus not wanting to engage. And that's why they had a stupid category made for Wicked.

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And the timing for the congestion tax is like, wow, so many people are now opting who really can't afford it. They're opting not to take the subway and you are implementing a tax that forces us back into these unsafe conditions.

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So they don't have to give the prestigious awards to the movies like Wicked.

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Because TV is movies now. It's all the same. I agree. And that's, I love, Nikki Glaser said that in a very funny way, just being like, the big movie stars are here, Colin Farrell. And the big TV stars, Colin Farrell. It's actually amazing. And I think for so long, like TV was looked down upon. And that's largely why like the Golden Globes have had like kind of like a tacky. sort of vibe to them.

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But they're coming up with television. When you think about what people are actually watching, when you're thinking about what's actually making money, like it's TV. Yeah. It is. And it's like these mini series. Like when I think I look at Anya Taylor Joy, she's like one of the, she's like a movie star, right? She started, sorry bitch, Queen's Gambit. Like that was a TV show.

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She is the Queen's Gambit. Yeah. She'll never not be Beth Harbin. Why do I even know that name?

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But someone needs to tell both Timothy and Club Chalamet that like that movie's winning no awards. I can't believe he was even nominated. I have heard not one thing, good or bad, which is even worse.

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So the timing is just so bad. Also like

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Yeah. Let me just say something, Jackie, because we're nearing on 90 minutes. Your cards are still running? My cards are still running. Just good, good, good.

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I thought it was a great moment. I do want to see that movie. And I thought she made such a great speech about like, you know, being told her whole career. Cause when you think about to me, you obviously think like, yeah, blockbuster. And you think of it as a good way, as a good way. But I didn't know it was like this thing that was sort of like beaten her.

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Like she got beat down with by people in the industry being like, you'll never be serious. Like go make another blockbuster popcorn movie. And. And when we talk about her resurgence, I really feel like we cannot talk about it without talking about- Landman? Brad- Brad Goreski's impact. What? Yes. Oh, I feel like so much of- Where does he come in? He's her stylist.

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And like, I think he's a new stylist. And I think that people really started paying attention to Demi like last year when she was like looking really good and hot. And I saw all these Brad Goreski like stylist videos. And I feel like so much of her comeback obviously has to do with the work that she did, but also like the pussy she's popping.

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And I think Brad Goreski only started working with her like... it feels like a year ago and it was like this huge impact kind of how we all like, we're looking at Lindsay Lohan being like, damn girl, what are you doing? It felt like it had a Lindsay vibe to it.

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I don't know, but the budget. So then I started looking into the MTA. I'm like, the MTA needs money. It's like, okay, broke, who knew? So like your taxes, your story made me laugh. Like get a job. So then I'm thinking, I'm like, okay, well who funds the MTA? I'm pretty sure it's like taxpayer dollars, right? Plus the fares, like they charge you for it. So the MTA makes money from our taxes.

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I love her. I don't know anything about the movie. I love Zoe. She was so emphatic in her speech. I was like, oh my God, she really wanted this. Oh wait, I forgot about that. Yeah, she was like really zealous. And it must mean a lot to her for a multitude of reasons. But pop-off queen, center stage is a hit.

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He won, he won, she won, and no, no, no. She won and the show won. Yes. I have to say, I actually agreed that she should have won. She was excellent. Even though I didn't like the show, I felt it was like really dark. Not necessarily that it's a bad show, but it was not the right show for me. Right. I thought she was an excellent actress. And it was like her first big break. And I'm happy she won.

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He won. And then he gave this like really weird speech about stories that dark never get made. And we need to get comfortable being uncomfortable. And I just feel like that's literally not true. Like everything that gets made is dark.

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Now, having said that, like the actual story of Baby Reindeer is so crazy. And the fact that it happened to this guy and it was like this really fucking like, life altering event and he decided to like turn it into art. Like that's a beautiful story and I'm happy for him. I don't know what the event is. He was stalked. He had a crazy stalker.

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And when they were like sharing fun facts last night when people would win.

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But the fun facts were not fun. However, one of the fun facts I did find interesting was that like when he was stalked, because emails were like a huge part of the show and like his stalking, he was sent over the however long period of time, 41,000 emails by this crazy lady who is now suing Netflix, by the way, for like, you know, telling her story in a way that she didn't approve. Okay.

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You either watched it or you didn't. Ariana and Cynthia lost. Like that was for me like big.

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I just want to say, I don't, every time I watch the Golden Globes, I'm really shocked that Steve Martin and Martin Short get nominated every year and they never win. And having just recently watched. That's because how could you pick one? Who would you pick? Martin Short. He is so fucking funny. Having just recently watched a new season, and I don't think all the seasons have been amazing.

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They have federal funding. And you have to pay to get on a bus or a subway. And I know a lot of people like hop the turnstiles and stuff in that. Like it's claims to like make a huge deficit. One thing you're not gonna catch me caring about is people hopping the turnstiles on the subway. Like seriously, get a life.

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I think the first was good. The second, I think the first was great. The second was good. The third was bad. The fourth was great. When will they win? And seriously, Martin Short deserves it. Give it to Marty. They'll probably win in their last season. That's what they like to do. Yeah, on their way out.

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Jackie, the girl's fucking disgusting. Claudia. So the fact that Tommy was willing to literally throw his entire beautiful life away, not that he should do it for anyone, but this girl in particular.

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Right. I am holding space for like, you know, trusting my fave, right? I know Molly is gonna make the best decision for her and her family, but I'm really struggling because at the end of the day, I don't believe that infidelity is the end all be all for every relationship. I think people really can change and people can work through it and it's really, really hard.

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Having said that, and this is based on information, yes, from that girl. So I may be working with false information, but what she had said was that she was a third or fourth girl Tommy had sex with that night. And, you know, yeah. Here's the thing. Then Tommy would be suing her.

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No, I actually, I think that like, that is even harder to deal with, with a newborn. Well, not a newborn. Allegedly. Yeah. Right. Let me just throw that in. I don't think so.

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I'm torn between like wanting a family to come together and like reunite while also like- Men who behave like this, like absolutely need to be punished. Harsher punishment for parole violators, you know?

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I know, I know. So I'm also- But also sometimes you need to learn a lesson like three or four times before it sticks. That happens a lot with people who, you know, get back together with sort of serial cheaters. Now, we don't know if he's a serial cheater or it was something that happened one time, very Steve Brady-esque. Like, do you think Miranda should have taken back Steve? Yes.

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Not only that, like for a taxpayer to... Like the subway should be free. We're already paying for it. It's taxpayer funded. So the fact that like they have all these streams of revenue and they can't figure out how to operate at a positive, Jackie, their budget in 2024 was almost $20 billion. What is 10 more gonna do? You obviously don't know how to manage a budget. That's your problem.

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But I think she was totally valid in literally taking a whole last year and getting a new apartment. Like he needed to learn his lesson. Like people need to be taught. Yeah.

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I mean, I would like to, but. This is tough. We're always saying to trust your faves, and this is a practical application of policy.

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Because my thing- I'm having a hard time seeing him as anything other than like slimy and gross these days. That's where I'm coming from.

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You love who you love. Love is blind. Love who you love.

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Don't waste the time it comes so fast.

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Maybe she has it tight. Because also right before this video was released, there was a lot of rumors that they were spotted at a mall together holding hands. There was no proof. So we were like waiting and then this. So it was kind of, it is, it is. Great.

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You know what's so good though? Like while that's obviously horrible, nobody wants to ever be in a place that Ben has last been in, be it a studio, a bathroom, whatever. Just know like if things go wrong, which would be the worst thing ever, we have someone to blame. Scapegoat. But wait, you just reminded me of something. It's not a scapegoat if he did that shit, right? No.

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If you watch Shark Tank, she's like a very popular guest shark. She is like, she's a billionaire, I believe. Yeah, she also does Safely. Safely, she's like the go-to Kardashian business girly, but before that she had like an even more impressive resume. That's how she got to the Kardashians. But now it's like everything she touches turns to gold.

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We all knew that Kristen Juszczyk, because she got her NFL license, was working on some sort of like line, like consumer-focused line. And I figured she would like work with someone. I didn't know if it was going to be like a brand she partnered with, like a Kmart line. That would have been cool.

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If you would have asked me what's like the coolest, best person she could have partnered with, I wouldn't have even, I couldn't have even come up with this idea because it's so good and I'm so dumb. But when I heard it, I was like, oh, parfait. Parfait.

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Stop taxing us, like leave us alone. And also when you really think about it, I was reading like so much sort of like intellectual think pieces about this on Twitter last night. A congestion tax is really like a way of creating affluent zones. Because it's a way to keep desirable neighborhoods, in this case, Manhattan, limited to people who live in outer boroughs.

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It's in partnership with Emma Green, but also with Fanatics, which is like the official sports apparel.

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Can't wait to see Kristen Juszczyk at the July 4th party. Can't wait to see Kristen Juszczyk. She could not have gotten in bed with better people. This shit is so cute. Mine's on the way. I actually got an email about sizing and address. I wonder which one they're going to give me. They're probably going to give me a 49er. Oh, you got PR? I'm like, you ordered it? No, no, no. I got PR, bitch.

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Yeah, that's right. It hasn't showed up yet. She got PR. I feel like they're gonna give me Kyle number 44. I feel like a vest or maybe a jacket, cause I live in New York, whatever. I'm so excited. The shade is so cute. It's pricey, but it's like, it's, I think maybe the first brand when it comes to like NFL licensing and like sportswear, that's a little bit more high fashion.

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The name is off season, which is really cute. And I love the way they're rolling it out. I don't know if you saw the 49ers game last night. Her husband was wearing a vest and then George Kittle, who's like the other tight end on his team, who's like huge, was also wearing a vest like with their custom. So their jerseys too. So the numbers are on the front and the last names are on the back.

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It was so like, I'm just loving the rollout. Do you know the price point? Yeah, I think it's like $300, which by the way, for like a puffer jacket that's gonna keep you warm, like an outdoor jacket, I don't know how warm it, like what the insulation is like, but that's like kind of a good price for a real puffer jacket.

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The name is With Love, Megan, which I actually don't like. With Love, comma, Megan. Yeah, that's the only part of this I don't like. I don't like the comma, and you guys know I love comma usage. It should be With Love, no comma, Megan? No, no, it shouldn't be the title. Of course. Because if your title requires- Cooking with the Duchess. Yeah, like Duchess Oven or something.

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No, and if you need like a pause in your title, it's just not gonna work because the way people talk, it's like, show gun.

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I watched with love. I watched with love Megan last night. I don't, I just don't like it. So that's my only critique. But let me tell you, I gasped when the trailer dropped. I feel like this is exactly what you and I have been requesting from her. And of all the business projects she's done upon Megxit, so many of them have felt like really random and not pargy. And this is,

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Pargie, she's a homemaker. She like lives on a farm with her chicken. She's feeding her children. She hosts a lot. She's rich and beautiful. And this is what I wanna see. Like, thank you. I don't need to see you like talking to Gloria Steinem.

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It's a way to keep really poor people out and it's disgraceful and it's so wrong. And people keep comparing to London, right? They implemented it in London. It was like a really big deal. It was really controversial. But the main difference in London is that London and Europe in general, where they do this, they have like the most sophisticated public transit systems in the world.

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I completely agree. I also, I do agree with your assessment that like cooking shows with guests as a format is really not something I'm particularly interested in. And so I was a little disappointed to see like the random guests. Obviously I love Mindy Kaling, so I'm not talking about that, but it just felt like, who can we call to get?

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And it's like, why don't you just give us an episode, just you? You know, you are enough, Megan. Why don't you give us a season, just you?

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The backlash has been swift. And I have heard like some real like out of control like critiques. Like I feel like what we're criticizing is just like format wise. Like it's so fair. And because we have a very high bar for it. But like the criticisms have been like, I've seen so many people being like, are you kidding Meghan Markle? Like there's people that are dying. People can't pay their bills.

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Like the country's in shambles. Like, well, yes, all of that is true. Why is that Meghan Markle's problem? Like the Golden Globes were on last night. Like who gives a fuck?

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They are clean, they are safe, they are efficient, they are fast. Like People love the tube, the tube, the tube. Like everybody's taking the fucking tube. Okay, give us that. Maybe we wouldn't complain. Like it wouldn't be a big deal. Also, they take a lot of other measures in Europe, especially London. Shannon was telling me about this. And I remember hearing about this.

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If Michelle Obama had a cooking show, like, do you think it would be like distasteful? No, no.

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Oh, and then a lot of the commentary saying like how inauthentic this is. And I actually think a lot of people forget that like Megan actually had a real, it wasn't so popular in the States, but when she was living in Vancouver, she was like a really popular influencer there with the Tig. It was like a blog that was like very lifestyle focused, lots of like gardening, cooking. Very similar.

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She should have called this the Tig actually. That would have been a good name.

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No, but she also didn't like pick up one day and decide to like get into lifestyle content. Like she actually has a passion for lifestyle content. Yeah, and so that is really working on her side. And the Tig would have been such a good name. The Tig with Megan. The Tig, I really do love it. I think it like seriously launches any day. She's also going for like the sort of Madonna-like thing where-

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Her Instagram that she launched is at Megan. Her show, like she wanted her name in the title, just Megan. So I think she's going for like kind of this one name wonder type of thing, which I kind of like. There isn't like a Megan. Who do you think is the most famous Megan? Her, right? Is she in competition with anyone?

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I think when I was in Rome a couple of years ago, I was like, that's so smart. Cause the roads are so tiny. I'm like, how do they get like big trucks in here? Like how do they deliver to the Duane Reade and the pharmacy? And those big trucks that make huge deliveries are only allowed within like the city center, certain hours of night. Like I think it's like midnight to 6 a.m.

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Because we've been podcasting for an eternity. I'm about to pee in my pants. Oh, I'm just like quickly checking page six to make sure like nothing broke. Oh, the only thing we need to talk about was Zendaya wearing an engagement ring on the red carpet, which was parchy. And she also... accidentally lifted her arm and showed us that she got a tattoo, which is a little T. Oh, cute.

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Maybe it was the only ring that fit her finger. But no, there's pictures of her like showing the ring to people at the, so she's totally engaged. I love them. I hope, I love that they protect their privacy. I hope she never announces it. Like, bitch, it's literally none of our business.

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They're only allowed to make their deliveries. And that's helped obviously decrease a lot of congestion because in the city, like there are 18 wheelers on every block, they double park, they take up multiple lanes. Like it causes a lot of congestion, but you have to allow for it because that's how restaurants get their food. That's how stores get their stock.

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And so they're taking like a lot of measures in London and it's still considered really controversial. And I don't think it has actually made a huge difference except that it keeps people who can't afford to live in the city, it keeps them out. And that's wrong. Like that's New York, melting pot, it's for everyone. Like it's wrong.

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Yes. So it's all about clean air and helping, you know, fix the air quality in New York, which is also something I'm super down for. But like in terms of the list of priorities, like people making a living, going to and from work, like that to me, like to worry about just air quality is such a privilege.

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For that to be your only priority and be like the reason you do all this, you inconvenience millions of people. And like, I don't know, that's just like, that comes from like a really privileged point of view, I think. Like to exclusively care about air quality and to, inconvenience so many hardworking people for that.

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Like, yeah, in an ideal world, we would all have clean air everywhere all the time.

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mayoral, election year. Is it the mayor? I thought it was the governor. It's both. It's really Kathy, the governor. She's like all about this. Yeah, Kath. Kath. And she just like posted a picture of herself on the subway being like, I don't know what you guys are talking about. This shit is safe. I'm like, okay, bitch, shut up. Like literally shut up.

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So just elected officials, like I know we're all, and we're just coming off of a presidential one. So obviously it's a huge concern, but like local state and- Also like the city is kind of its own entity. So- Yeah, it's also just kind of like lawlessness out here. Like it's really crazy.

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That's just like the offender. The offender. Wait, fuck. You know, I'm really, I'm having a lot of bad like memory stuff. What were you saying two seconds ago?

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Having said that, I'm so fucking happy to be home. Like, let me tell you, New York, like I'm always rallying on New York. Like it sucks. When I got home on Saturday, I was like, I literally felt like a girl in a movie, like window down, I'm crossing the bridge. Like I see the skyline and I'm like, home. I'm going home.

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We love Delaney. No, I'm literally a girl in a movie in the back of a cab like going to the big city. I love it. Home. I wish I didn't love it here so much because when I went on my rant last night about the congestion tax, everybody's like, Florida, Florida.

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You know, Ben's dream... is to run for local office in New York, specifically mayor. He's like actually asked me really seriously, like over the course of the years, like if he could run. And I said, no, like, you know, in elections, they just destroy families. They dig up old dirt. Like, oh my God, could we have more like to hide if we could? Like, I'm just not interested in that sort of life.

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And he like gets mad at me every time we talk about it.

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Yes, and they have like- Yeah, like Eric Adams comes from law enforcement. Eric Adams was a cop.

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And Mike Bloomberg totally just decided to be mayor one day.

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Literally, like he came from the sewer. Like, I don't know.

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That's why like everybody hates on Eric Adams and he's definitely like super problematic, like one of our worst mayors yet. Having said that- You don't know where we've been. The best thing to happen to Eric Adams was coming into office after Bill de Blasio. There has never been a politician more disliked. I never met one person, regardless of political affiliation.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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I've never met one person who thought he did a good job.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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Glowing review. Not one. Yeah. And remember when he then tried to run for president? Like, tell me you don't have your finger on the pulse without telling me. Oh, Turdy, 2025 is so political already. I know. Also, major update in my life that I cannot wait to share with everyone. You might have noticed already. I have a new laugh. Now, I didn't know this was a pregnancy symptom.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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And while I was at your house, what was I doing the whole time? Laughing. We're hilarious. I was giggling. And I started to realize, I was like, oh my God, I have a new laugh and I love it. And I was just like, oh, I must be maturing. I didn't know it was affiliated with pregnancy. And it wasn't until like a week with my new laugh that I just mentioned it to you.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

98.429

Probably not. Probably not. At the end of last year, I tried really, really hard to line up our summer, I mean, our winter break with like the new year and my new studio. Obviously, I'm still in the same old studio, but I signed a lease. So it'll be a couple of weeks.

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Season 8 (And Left No Crumbs): Monday, January 6th, 2025

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And you were like, yeah, that's like fully a pregnancy thing. And I have to say, I hope it doesn't go back. I hope my laugh never goes back. I was never in love with my laugh.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Oh, you want me to raise my voice? I do. That's literally the cringiest scene in cinematic history.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1029.687

It's awful. And everybody's like, she's really good. cringelicious definition definition and it's literally like loki aiden is her teacher aiden shaw and he's like wow wow get me out of here seriously i identify so much with like the villain in that film the girl with the curly blonde hair like no hillary duff scram what are you doing yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like not okay. Not okay.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1066.571

Oh my God. We have stories today and they are.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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It's the first Monday in May. Okay, our Wi-Fi cut out. Like, seriously, that was funny. It's the first Monday in May.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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The what? Kentucky Derby and F1. No, and a lot of people flock to New York, too. So a lot of celebrities were in New York. And I'm like, seriously, stalking Alex Earl. I don't think she's in New York. Even though I could see her wanting to surprise us, not sharing any of it and putting it on her vlog. But do we think Alex Earl?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1119.343

There's a couple of big questions when it comes to the Met Gala right now. Taylor and Travis. For me, Taylor and Travis. Tylee and Timothy. What's Tylee and Timothy? Tylee and Timothy. For me, it's Alex Earl going to the Met Gala.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1140.222

Taylor's also not in a public-facing moment.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1151.4

Yeah. Travis is in New York.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1159.361

It does mean nothing. You should stop being stupid. Oh my God. Wait, speaking of being stupid, I watched American Idol last night, which I enjoyed immensely. Like being a boomer means the world to me. And it's such a good show. I'm sorry. Like the quality of talent is like trash, but they brought in Miranda Lambert. She was like the guest mentor and she really like, she gave her all.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1176.484

I appreciated that. You know, she wasn't just giving like, you should try this. Like she was crying. She was loving it. Was she like, ooh, ooh? No, she went like this, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then when it was over, they just cut to whatever ABC was playing next, and they televised the Time 100 gala, which I thought was so strange. We talked about it last week. It's like this big list of,

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1199.063

and they had a gala for all the recipients and i guess like it was a ceremony which i would have assumed i thought it was more of a party but they filmed the entire thing for tv so it was like snoop dogg was the host there were performances they cut to demi more i literally turned it off after five minutes it was like so bad like i appreciate them like giving us a window into that fabulous evening but i don't know it felt like it's not cool anymore it's on abc wasn't it a week ago yeah so it wasn't live no no

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

122.425

This is the greatest show. And let me tell you, I've never seen a show like this in my life, like you guys. And when Jackie was saying it, I'm like, she's seriously so weird. And I'm not a Paul Brothers fan. I don't really, I obviously know them. I don't keep up with them. I'm not their intended audience for their content or their brands.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1231.583

Just give us the Goldbergs. Correct. As simple as that. Or Desperate Housewives reruns. Like, we're good.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Yeah, I know. Thanks, Marsh.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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It's swirlies, you know, like you're going to get probably a swirly staying at your property. So for the bookings you've dreamed of, list your property on Booking.com. Booking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Today's episode is also brought to you by Game Time. They make getting tickets even faster and easier. Prices on the GameTime app will actually go down the closer it gets to Showtime.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1367.64

Ben wanted to go to Boston tonight, because the Knicks are playing the Celtics. He's being so nuts, and game time is showing him really par-G seats, par-G deals. He's like, we have to take this. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I said, it's not, and you should go with a friend. So the best part of GameTime is their last minute deals.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1398.975

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Let me tell you, the show has infiltrated every crevice of my brain. I thought it would be a good thing to watch with Ben because I know he finds them really interesting too, especially their business acumen. You cannot deny how really smart they are. They don't get enough credit for... They're both worth almost $200 million each. It's insane. So I knew Ben would like that.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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It's last minute tickets. It's lowest price. And of course, Jackie, what is it?

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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1000% you will be shocked by the AJ Meshalka of it all okay it's a star studded film of course the grandma from Hannah Montana Diane Lane of course like it's oh and you know what you know what I think I'm just realizing hold on who plays the dad in Secretariat movie hold on some guy some guy right who's the actor I'm pretty sure. Let me just... Yes! So the husband in Secretariat is...

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1597.645

From Nip Tuck. I was just thinking, because I was watching Nip Tuck the other day. No, and it was such a popular show, and it's like Ryan Murphy's big first show. And those two main guys, like so hot, like they never did anything ever again. You know, you never saw the actors. I don't even know their names. And then I'm thinking, he looks, yes, he's one of the doctors from Nip Tuck.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1629.631

It's not about him. But if you are a rational woman watching the film, you can't help but get bogged down by this actual imbecile.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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And I just wasn't expecting to... learn so much about their family dynamic and them as people and like literally fall in love with Jake Paul. Like, I'm sorry, it's the Jake show. I have so many thoughts on every single character, but like they pale in comparison to my King Jake. Jake and Yuta, like I, if I don't get invited to their wedding, seriously kill me. I'm obsessed with Yuta.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Now, there were multiple events going on this weekend, like two big main ones. A lot of celebs, influencers.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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went to Miami to watch the cars race and others went to Kentucky Derby to watch the horses race. Which did you think was more fun looking?

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Costume. Yeah. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. I thought it was interesting that Alex Earl opted for the Kentucky Derby. Like she's the queen of Miami. Yeah.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1689.061

So I will say, I thought like the actual event itself, like the Kentucky Derby looked a little bit more fun. Like you sit and you drink and you bet. Whereas like, I didn't actually see a lot of people at the F1. I just saw everybody at Carbone Beach, you know, Carbone Beach looked really sick.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1724.91

Do you think, do you think that the horse that won sovereignty, like kind of mimicking like a one name wonder starting with an ass secretariat, like it's kind of, cause I find the naming of the horses to be the most interesting. Like if I had a horse, obviously his name would be turny or like, yeah, Oh, I like that. Yeah. Like a play on something.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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But to just give it like a Madonna, like a one name starting with an S, it's like, well, obviously you're going to win.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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If you had... Okay, if you had a horse that you were putting forth in a big race, what would you name it?

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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What if it was a girl horse? Are any of the horses girls?

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1801.71

To horses? Does it? Like, are all the horses boys?

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Even though you think their schlong would get in the way aerodynamically.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1816.595

Yeah. And I understand how biology works. Like that was a crazy combo in American Paul. Why can't I say the name of the show? Paul American. When he's doing an interview and they're like asking him about like trans women in sports.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

183.977

And I think that like, we all think we know Jake Paul, right? Like he's Jake Paul, like, yeah. the fact that he has fallen in love with this like deeply accomplished driven woman when like, you know, guys like that, all women are great. But yeah, like he has chosen a life with someone who needs to live in the other side of the world for 10 months out of the year. Like, I don't know.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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And he, like, didn't want to answer. And his dad was like, I'll answer.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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No, it's true. Like, they thrive on that sort of controversy.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1854.873

Yeah. So also to say congratulations to sovereignty about trans women in sports.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I honestly, if you really want to know, I think I value my career and I'm not getting involved. That's what I think.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1872.981

Yeah, no, I love pop culture and The Toast is an amazing show and you guys should tune in every day. And anyone can tune in. That's what's so great. We're non-gender exclusive, you know, unlike sports. We don't have boundaries. You can join. Anyone can be a swirly. Anyone can be a swirly. Swirly is a non-binary term.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1897.395

It definitely has feminine origins. However, when applied to modern times, anyone can be a swirly, and I really mean that.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I media trained my way right out of that question.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Like, it looked fun, you know?

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Love to see young people being hot and fun, honestly.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1951.497

Claudia. No, no. By the way, I'm saying the feud could be back on, but I do not believe, based on what I know about David Beckham, that he would not allow them to come.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

1990.829

Yeah, I saw... I saw the Ana de Armas photos of her hiding and him, like, you know, cheesing so hard. Like, a man who makes you hide and he smiles for the paparazzi, like, ick, okay? And I saw this thing. I forget where I saw it. It was like, how is Tom Cruise dating Ana de Armas? Like, he doesn't entertain the idea of...

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2010.905

dating any woman who's not a part of Scientology and it's like well if they are dating and they are she's probably already like a couple of steps in you know taking tours of the facilities learning more about and actually the more I thought about it it made a lot of sense because what I remember hearing about Scientology as it pertained to John Travolta in a documentary that I saw was that

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2030.126

When he decided to join, like for no reason other than like probably curiosity, it was around the exact same time that his career really started to take off. And we weren't really alive or like socially conscious at the time. But like there was a time where he was like Jacob Elordi, right? Bigger. Because there weren't a million Jacob Elordis. There was like one guy at the time.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2049.26

And he was that – and he attributes almost all of his – current modern and past success to being, it's like the program worked. Um, and so I think for a lot of people, they get involved for that reason. And actually we were just talking about it. Like added to arm is like, is kind of like stalled. Yeah. And so I could see that being an intriguing, uh,

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

205.114

I think there's so much more to Jake Paul, especially he seems like a really healed person. Like he didn't mention therapy. And I know he does like ayahuasca and spiritual like Reiki and stuff. But he these are things I never would have thought or said. He's a deeply emotionally intelligent person.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2070.783

Or at least just a reason for her to take the tour. Yeah. And if something does start to pop off in her career, she will think it's because of Scientology.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2083.615

the karmic energy but because maybe they're scientologists in high places and if you become a scientologist right like you can get a really great gig maybe right right they like lift up their own yeah perhaps so i thought the timing of like her star rising actually kind of makes sense or star lowering actually yeah that's what i said about her glomming on to tom to begin with right and and maybe she's going to become a believer because we're all talking about her now

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2113.676

I can't believe Tom Cruise was at that birthday party.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2136.181

a stand-up guy no i don't think it's a check in tom's column i think it's like one of if not the only x in david's column oh poor judge unless you know sometimes like people and you know what i feel this happens a lot with famous people like we all think things about famous people but like you have an experience with them and what david beckham's like this guy was so nice to me when i moved to la i didn't know anyone i'm gonna hate him because the world tells me to like maybe he's just like a uh deeply

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2220.832

And I don't, I can't think of a reason why they wouldn't go right. Like they go to London a lot. It's a big thing.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2251.789

perceived wedding drama beef was like blown up in the public sphere and like maybe there was a little bit of truth to it but it wasn't that big of a deal and they got over it yada yada no and like weddings can be like dramatic and stressful and you see the worst in people and you could have a beef but then if you have overcome it then like it's not like there's another wedding it's not gonna happen again like everything is stable

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2271.624

I just don't know, like if I married into the Beckham family, like you would not stop me from getting on that plane. Like they just seem, I'm sure every family has their intricacies and stuff, but like, and I'm Nicola, like I obviously want to be famous, right? I've been like actively pursuing a life in Hollywood for many, many years. Like why wouldn't I go to this big event?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2325.592

damn i mean this is not what i wanted to hear honestly i hadn't even thought much about these four i thought like it was settled and we're good maybe it's not the best relationship with in-laws ever but it's good and it's fine and it works and i liked seeing little glimpses of them together and like the fact that we don't get the four of them like ever just out and about like how sick would that be just like paparazzi pictures of them like we used to

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2356.829

We are the ones, the public, we're the ones missing out.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2362.773

Of course. And I mean, I don't know if we would know because they feel like a much more private family. But is there any beef between the Peltzes and Brooklyn and Nicola?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2387.492

No, and it's clear that Brooklyn has chosen his wife over his family, which in a really toxic in-law case, like that's what you hope for, right? Right. I don't know.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2400.282

I'm not happy about it. Agreed.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2405.992

Agreed. I'm not happy about it. I'm not happy about any of this.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2414.616

If you had to choose a side here, knowing nothing about what actually is going on, just purely based on vibes, I'm going with the Beckhams.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

245.643

They're very committed to this show. It's not just like a thing for them to do.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2450.757

Yeah. And if any of these two younger brothers get married anytime soon, that will be like another big thing. Like, will they go? They better. They better.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2482.216

I take it back. Jury selection is not like the biggest news ever.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2495.262

Okay, I haven't gotten jury duty because I actually completed jury duty, even though I feel like it was almost six years ago. Like my time is coming. But let's say for argument's sake, like I got chosen. Obviously, this is something I would not try to get out of.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2523.158

No, and we are... not unreasonable people. Like I think that if you were to watch our entire career, like in a movie, you would, some, one of the feelings you would be left with is those are rational girls.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2544.123

I definitely wouldn't get chosen.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2551.605

Yeah, and they don't like people who are obviously media darlings like myself. Oh, yeah. Darling. Because they know I'd be speaking to the media after every day in court.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2580.783

Where do you even begin? I guess you get like older women. Like I could only think of like a grandma. Like who wouldn't care about this?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2598.69

Right, like in a traditional jury setting, if you've even heard of, because it's not usually famous people, let's say it's usually a boring case of a landlord. If you've even heard of this landlord, any remote connection, you're automatically disqualified. They probably can't do that here because there are very few people on the planet, let alone in New York, who haven't heard of Diddy.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

26.536

Welcome back to the toast. Happy Monday.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2617.978

So they have to be a little bit more discerning about like...

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2686.826

Getting selected on a jury for a really, really high-profile case is a perverted version of a lottery ticket. A lot of people do retire afterwards. A blessing and a curse.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2698.273

They said every single jury member after the O.J. Simpson trial wrote a book.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2713.708

But I just want to say, just like you think you would be a good jury member, I know I would be a good lottery winner.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2719.814

I wouldn't squander it. I mean, you guys know how- She was just cheap. Watch your mouth. You know how fiscally responsible I am. I went to the outlets again yesterday.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2745.611

And like if you won the lottery, I don't know if I would say the same for you. I could see you getting carried away.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2772.125

So I actually wouldn't agree with the statement that said you are a financially mindful person. That's the only difference of opinion here. Well, now, obviously, you're not in debt like but no, I wouldn't say you're financially mindful.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2791.232

I'm saying in general, like the words financially mindful, they do not define the general population of this country. No, I'm just saying like for your situation, everybody's situation to finances.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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No, I don't think you're living above your means, but I think you live well. I think you live well too. Like you do well. Thus. You live well. Yeah. But like I can, like I should be spending more on like other, like on like a big things, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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And whatever the experience that I'm having with Jake, Paul, I'm having the opposite with Logan. The thing is, you're either a Jake or a Logan girl, and I'm such a Jake girl. And again, I didn't really know. I knew a little bit of when they moved to LA, they ended up drifting apart, the whole Alyssa Violet thing. But it's obviously much deeper than that.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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It's kind of like the shopping cart theory, how they say like, You know, you really tell a lot by a person based on what they do with their shopping cart at the end of a grocery in a parking lot.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I think the test, like are you financially mindful, is the crib.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Yeah, kind of. Okay. Because, like, let's say the one that you're being offered is premium as hell. I just want to say, I disagree with you. It's not like Roach Infested from the street.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

2898.159

How are you... faring in the crib test are you taking the free crib or are you getting the crib of your dreams yeah not and not of your dreams to mean it's like a couple g's like it's got crib price let's say yeah no it's it's like a thousand i was gonna say a thousand dollars yeah yeah okay you taking the free crib are you financially mindful it's the crib test i love that um so back to diddy

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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But justice must be served. No, he did that shit. Like, no, I'm closed-minded here.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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We were at, in LA at Catch and in the news was the Cuba Gooding Jr. trial. Like one of the women who he had assaulted, like actually called the police on him and he was like going to court and we were at Catch for dinner and I got a text. They were like, TMZ is outside. They want to talk to you about Cuba Gooding Jr., Oh my God, we prepared so hard. We spent the whole meal like freaking.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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We were like, and Jackie gave me this zinger of a line. She was like, you know, you don't want to look thirsty. And like, you know, I obviously have a personal experience with Cuba Goody Jr. So that's why they want to talk to me. But you want to come off, you know, mature and like, so.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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And it still sort of rings, but they had that big fight about the podcast. I was so team Jake.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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And I didn't know what to say. And Jackie just wrote this action. It was kind of a line. It was kind of a scene out of Veep where the speechwriter gives you this killer phrase. So I walk out. And the paparazzi is literally taking pictures of me. And they're like, Claudia, how do you feel? And I turn around before I get in the car. And I say, I'm very much looking forward to justice being served.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Shut the door. The clip never made it on TMZ. I never saw the actual.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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But just know whenever I'm like looking forward to justice being served, that's why. And if TNT could find that video, like it would mean the world to me. Just to send it to me. You don't have to release it, obviously. Because you obviously like don't want to. You obviously like hated it for some reason.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I'm so team Jake. Like, that was so rude. Yeah. So there are these, like, lingering brotherly issues that I feel like Logan is, like, kind of that toxic, stereotypical, like, doesn't want to talk things through, you know, not deep type of person. Whereas Jake is, like, very, embraces that sort of, like, girlier side of himself. Sensitive. Yeah.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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yeah and it's like really sweet to see this like big boxer like want to have those conversations but it's like talking to a brick wall with Logan and I think Logan is trying hard and caring a lot about what how he's perceived on the show I think Jake is really being himself and so Logan is trying to be authentic and open and honest and say things that like you know you know I shouldn't say this out loud but and it's like no actually you shouldn't say that out loud like

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3346.904

No, this honestly looked sick.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Oh, so this is like a place.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I love that. Yeah, love. And I like, first of all, I saw the concert and I was like, oh, good. Like you obviously work so hard on a Coachella set and then like you're not supposed to do it again. So I love that she's just like taking it around the globe.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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You have the choreography like pop off. And I'm sure she got paid like in some way, like the tourism board of Brazil, something like that. And who's paying for the stage and the lights, you know? So there's a sponsor.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Yeah. But I saw lots of videos of people, like, all over the beach, like, even way in the back. It just looked so fun. Like, Pargy, like, a Lady Gaga concert on the beach. And then I saw something so funny. It's like, imagine you ate all day. Like, you want to get... which means like you're in the front row.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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And then like the concert's over and you have to wait for 2.5 million people to leave just so you can exit. I'm sure they had like a more organized way of leaving, but I do wonder what it was like to get home.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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No, I was going to say, I feel like this couldn't happen in America. Like people are just so crazy. Like two and a half million people in one setting. Like I just could see going so wrong.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Before the concert or after? Because that's so scary before.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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And has she announced it yet? Like, but she is going on a tour for this album, right? This is obviously like a lead up.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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This has all been such great promo. Like all the clips I saw from Coachella, this concert, it's been such great promo. We were saying how like you do a show and whether you're already on tour or you're announcing a tour and the clips that come out on social media, like literally are the most effective way of like getting people to buy tickets. And like, I'm going to Mayhem. Like it looks so good.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I think it's, it's helping ticket sales. Like I think that's kind of a part of the touring thing now. Like you have sort of have to wait for your videos to go viral.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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No, but like Sabrina's is the definite, it's such viral moments.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I have not seen a singular clip.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Some of the things he was saying, I'm like, that's not you being open and honest. That's just like kind of a window into like you being really fucked up. Like a lot of the conversation about the fact that he was having a daughter, like I get it. Gender disappointment is totally valid. And my God, let it go. Like months later, the baby's about to be born and we're still talking about it.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I don't know, but I want to say as somebody who's like very active on social media and like, pop swirlies, I didn't even know Meghan Trainor. So you're obviously, you're in a Meghan Trainor algorithm.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I feel like you actually, in recent years, have kind of become a big fan.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Her music is so you. Bigger than I was. Her music is also super family friendly because, like, she doesn't curse or anything. And, like, the beats are very, like, kids become obsessed with it.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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So I feel like people who have kids, like, are always playing. It's, like, a safe thing to play.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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That's why Meghan Trainor's safe.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Yeah. And like, I feel like people make fun of her because she makes like TikTok music, but that's like stimulating for kids. It's kind of like kids entertainment.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Nothing will ever be opita. Yeah. A hundred percent. But in terms of like people whose concerts get, I think now it's, when you design a concert and you plan a tour, you plan like a viral moment. Like for Sabrina, it was the Juno position. Have you ever tried this one? And they're like, what did she do in Stockholm? Oh, she got Eiffel Towered in Paris. And then I was telling you about Sally.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Yeah, you told me about Sally. So everybody, I think, with Taylor, it was definitely like the big surprise songs.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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But every show was the same, so you would tune in every night, though, to be like, what's the big one?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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And it's really smart. With Beyonce and Renaissance, she did... And the crowd, everybody go mute. And she tried to get the whole arena to be dead silent. And for the most part, it worked. And so you would see like, wait, were they quiet in Atlanta tonight? So it's like a gimmicky type of thing.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Even though I haven't seen that from Lady Gaga, it just looks like a really good concert that encompasses like a huge, not just her new album, like her entire discography.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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It's kind of how when everybody, like, was freaking out, wanting to know what the toast surprise songs were going to be at our live shows.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Because we're just part of, like, the marketing machine.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Because it's the Monday of the week that you're coming to New York.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Jackie, you lobbed it for me, whatever they say, like... Is it a lob? Like lobbed and dunked?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

3715.092

And alley-oop. Alley-oop. Brunson boys. Brunson boys. That clip of us talking about the Brunson boys did make it to the Brunson boys themselves. They weren't happy.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Like it was just, it was a little much. I just, I found his scenes interesting. And his scenes are more in line. Like I'm going through the same thing him and Nina are right now. Like I, you would think that that is, no, I was like seriously about to skip. I'm like, give me Jake and Yuta or give me nothing.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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No, they loved being talked about.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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You know them. They're like his friends from high school.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I'm pretty sure, I'm not entirely, it's like four people.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Yes. Okay. I think that's it. Okay.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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It's like Ben's three best friends from high school.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I saw a commercial for it because I'm a boomer who watches American Idol.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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But we didn't know the Queer Eye guys. We know them now.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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They were all just, like, successful hair stylists.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I don't know. She was talking to Hallmark. I saw a commercial for it on ABC. It's just giving like a, like boomer queer eye, like combo of queer eye, but also like extreme makeover home edition, you know, plus a bit of Hallmark. So it's going to be, um, I love this by the way.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Like, you know, there are certain, um, people in our communities who need to be lifted up and single mothers are definitely one of them. I was actually thinking about single mothers yesterday. Cause Ben and I were just like having a reflective moment over dinner. You know, we're almost at the end of this journey. Um, And he was like, you know, I look at other people now.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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He was kind of being judgmental. No, he was like other husbands. And it just makes me sad that their lives don't change until the baby comes. And it's like the woman's really sometimes on her own being pregnant, making herself dinner, just little things that she shouldn't be doing. And I'm like, 100%. I'm so lucky. And then I also think about the people who don't have partners who go at it alone.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I've been so supported by Ben. Oh, my God, that makes me so – and I don't even have a baby yet.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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And so single moms are like, seriously, the unsung heroes of this society. And it's about time they got their own fucking TV show.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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And they couldn't have chosen a better person at the helm than Miss Connie Brinton.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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No, this is mad cute. Like literally love it. Sign me up to watch it.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Yeah, and I just love Connie Britton.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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And I don't think that she is also desperate for work. I think she actually is quite an in-demand working actress. So if she wanted a new show to be on and make a lot of money, she could. So this is a passion project for sure. We'd love to see women out here doing their passions.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Do you think it's like a jealousy thing?

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's beautiful, Jackie.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

4000.505

Those are good. I enjoyed them. And, you know, I try not to check my phone during the show because then I'll just get lost. And I checked and I had so many text messages.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I know, I checked, what did I open my phone for?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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You made me open my texts, and it's so addictive. So I just saw, not me having multiple texts, threads popping off. Some days I wrap the show, and I have seriously not even one text message. I'm like, wow, I'm a huge loser. Today I'm kind of in demand. Are you ready to go see who wants you? Yeah, we also, we have a group chat from somebody we haven't spoken to in so long.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

4042.441

Correct. I mean, you could pay attention to the ads, our beautiful sponsors.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

4055.872

I thought you were going to drop the ball today, actually, during. Guaranteed. It's lowest price ticket. It's what, Jackie? Guaranteed. I thought she sure wasn't listening.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

415.134

But do you like I feel like how I was receiving it was that there's like an element of jealousy coming from Logan. Yeah.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

439.376

No, Logan's net worth is higher.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I don't know, like just that it's a younger brother. I don't know, but that's just sort of the vibe I was getting. I also found it very interesting that like Logan shows up 100% for Jake. Like every press conference, every weigh-in, every fight. And Jake was not there for any of his like big WWE stuff. Like the whole family, they go to everything, which I loved.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

461.31

It's like Nina goes to Jake's fights. Like everybody's so supportive. But Jake, and maybe it's because he was like training for a fight. You can't be like traveling or whatever. But he like doesn't show up for Logan. Yeah.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

490.191

Right. He wasn't there, but the whole family was.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Maybe. I just I need more. Like I need more. I thought the whole season was out. I'm like cruising through the episodes and it's like, oh, new episode just released. Here's your last one. Excuse me.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

524.178

Yeah, you know, I got Belushi too.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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No, you guys, the Paul show is the best show I've literally ever seen. Love them or hate them. Or I feel like I felt ambivalent about them before. Like I really, it is such a window into such an interesting lifestyle. And they, I actually am, I knew they were wealthy. Yeah. their quality of life, like, it's insane. Yeah.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Shows how different they are.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

578.009

And, you know, I have to tell you who put me on to, like, really point it. So I was DMing with Girl Boss Town. She was like, I'm obsessed with the show. And she was like, they're really very... They mirror their parents a lot. And I think that, like, Logan is much more, like, in the image of his father. And Jake is much more like his mom. Like, very sensitive. And the mom is so sweet.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

597.713

And I'm sorry, like, when they were talking about the divorce and how, like, the mom... how Greg made sure everyone knew, the kids knew, mom cheated. Like she didn't cheat, first of all, like she fell in love. And I just like hated Greg so much. And I see a little bit of his like narcissism in Logan. And I see a lot of like the mom's sweetness in Jake and like very innocent.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

6.696

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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I think that what I thought of them before the show might have been a little bit more idyllic. I was like, oh, look at this Logan, this like meathead falling in love, having a baby. And he's obviously changed. And then he watched the show. I'm like, no, he hasn't changed. He's just Logan. And she just like puts up with it.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

648.666

I mean, she would have to.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

660.396

Agreed, but I'm sorry, Utah over here. I die for Utah. And that drama with her speed skating team?

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

678.106

You're going to catch my ass being so invested in the 2026 Winter Olympics, speed skating specifically.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

687.532

And she said, like, I know, like, every time I'm with my family, like, I am leaving. Like, I need to get through the season and win and accomplish my goals. But, like, I am leaving to be with Jake. Like, it's literally Romeo and Juliet. I'm fucking obsessed with them.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

715.635

When they left the ayahuasca ceremony and he was like, how amazing was that? And she was like, I didn't feel anything. No, that's the type of woman she is. Like I'm obsessed.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

72.965

Nobody loves habit more than me.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

749.865

There's no way that it was the season finale. I'm going to be so upset.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

762.082

Let me just ask chat. How many episodes of American, what's it called? Of Paul American are on the first season on HBO? Chat is saying.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

77.209

Um, and speaking of habits, one, I found myself in this weekend, heavily inspired by my sister, Jackie, because I do listen to my sister and I, I feel as I feel as though I've proved that like time and time again, but short.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Oh yeah, he doesn't. He only posts about his deodorant.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

787.286

Oh my God. The season finale is scheduled for May 15th, episode seven. So episode eight.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

796.31

So we have two more episodes, but that's seriously not enough episodes. I thought we were going to get the Tyson fight. I like that the show moves quickly, like months at a time. It's not like today and tomorrow.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

820.316

We need multiple seasons. I need to live stream you guys. I need to inject it in my veins. It's the best show I've ever seen. And I was in a real like low after like, what do we watch?

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

841.55

I just want to say, congrats. You found an amazing show. And I never would have given it a chance had you not championed it. Because obviously, like everybody else, I think the Paul brothers, it's not for me. And it's interesting. Their demographic is actual teenage boys. It's seriously not for me.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

862.954

No. Also, what high school boy watches reality TV? They don't. Like this is for the swirlies.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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Yeah. And no, it's like, they're, they're definitely appealing to a new demographic. Like talking about raising families and falling in love. Like it's their feelings. Like it's a mature sort of elevated outlet for them.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

884.786

I Jackie, I could actually write like a fucking dissertation on the two brothers. It's like, that's what you were saying. Like they're being so real and open on the show. Like I, I know them. Like I literally know them.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

915.954

No, also like Logan, so corny, like that's kind of the word I would use to describe Logan. Like when they were in the first episode, he made that like PowerPoint presentation to convince Nina to like hop on board for the reality show. Like I was just like corny, corny. Like I was not I was not into it at all. I was like I'm like a kind of a hater from like minute one.

The Toast

Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

948.496

Got it. Well, why don't you rewatch it through the lens of being a hater and you'll see a lot. There's a lot to say.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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So like you influenced me and then I influenced you right back.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

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It's such a good show. I highly recommend. Thank you, Jackie. Like so good. You're so welcome. Did Ben like it? Loved. Oh, cracking up, like cracking up at like Jake is funny too, right? When they're on the date, he's like, this feels like love on the spectrum. And then she was like, do you think we'll be together forever? He was like, yeah, and I'll find you in the next lifetime.

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Paul American Girls: Monday, May 5th, 2025

985.503

She's like, but what if I'm an ugly boy? And he's like, then I'll be gay. Like he's fucking funny. I'm sorry. Like there's a reason like people are into them and I get it. Like I totally get it.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Okay, so I think I slayed. Yeah, I think you slayed. So that's a journey I'm going on. I'll probably be talking about it all week. I've made immense progress. We started Friday night and I'm already on the fifth movie. Like, I'll be done by the end of the week.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, for sure. I watched the most random shit this weekend. Friday night, I did what I said I was gonna do, and I watched a bunch of Martha content. I watched her show, Martha Cooks, and I learned a lot about making eggs.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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You know she has a new show on Roku.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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I don't have Roku in my bedroom. You have a Roku up in my bedroom. You could watch it there if you wanted. Yeah, maybe I'll go watch it there. But there were some good shows on Amazon Prime. She also has a gardening show, but it started at too much of an advanced level. Yeah, so I didn't watch that. And then on Saturday night, I watched some of the most recent season of Kardashians. That's crazy.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Isn't that crazy? What's going on over there? So Courtney had her baby, which I loved, loved, loved watching. And then like Kim is acting. I just like the show because it's like kind of a comfort, like, you know, mindless show, but there's something missing at the moment, like from the swirl. Oh, I turned it off when they went to the Balenciaga show and they were making like a big deal about it.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And it's too expensive for a joke. This might be a hot take. And I'm really into Le Creuset. I don't think I want their aesthetic like in my mugs.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And It was like in Beverly Hills and they're just like talking about how Balenciaga is everything. The shows are always the moment. Like, what are you talking about?

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Read the room. Okay. Even if you want to work with Balenciaga and wear Balenciaga, whatever, to dedicate a whole, read the fucking room. It's so funny.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Nobody wants to hear about it. I was thinking about Balenciaga on my way to work today because I walked past a Balenciaga store. It was. completely empty and I walked past it a lot. And I actually used to live, my old apartment had a Balenciaga on the corner and that was during like the big scandal.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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It was really interesting to watch how like a store that was always busy, like literally the only people were the police who used to stand outside. Like it was crazy. And I walked past it today and it was still like that. I thought it was so interesting because there's clearly been some sort of like coordinated effort by celebrities in Hollywood to bring it back, right?

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Like they have Nicole Kidman, Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry, like they've got the girlies showing up and it's now been like two years of like this sort of strategic attempt. And it's funny how like people are really not buying it. Like I have not seen, and Balenciaga is always on sale. I actually just went to Saks

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And they like, you know, when you walk into the big, like the big, the original Saks Fifth Avenue, like all these huge brands have their own like mini stores inside the store. It's like a mall kind of. Balenciaga literally had a table. It was really crazy. Like it's so interesting how celebrities really do have so much influence. Like people are not listening to them on this.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Like they are not down to clown with this.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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No, it's really so true. And even when they were doing this segment on Balenciaga, at least mention it. I know people are upset about Balenciaga. And then just explain your position because obviously you feel some type of defensively towards them and Demna, she's sitting next to him. So just explain that to us instead of pretending like it's not happening because people can't get over it.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Agreed. And like their colors, the colors of like crusade that I like, they don't make an every thing, you know? And also right now my like crusade game is so off. I have like three pieces and they're all different colors. Like it's just a mess. So like, I don't know what to do about that. Yeah.

The Toast

Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, and the way in which they've come back without even wanting to acknowledge...

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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the huge it's just it's weird and it's I I think I'm giving I maybe I didn't give people enough credit like I'm actually I would have assumed like once all the celebrities came back everybody else would like rich people love celebrities and they'll start buying it again and then the rich people buy it and everybody else buys it no it every time I walk past deserted

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

1192.25

Yeah, same for like in my department store, like every place has a kiosk and like Balenciaga is just always on sale sitting there. I did see like one bag that like looked kind of interesting for like a big like mom bag, but no, no.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, no, that's really lame of them. Like I feel like, and we've been saying this for a while, the Kardashians, and I think they probably understand it at this point, have reached like a weird inflection point in the last couple of years where like their relevance, like they're still relevant, but people don't, I don't know, consume their content in the way that they once did.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And they're just sort of like these evergreen celebrities and not so much these like cultural, they were like polarizing. I don't know, there's just like something missing. And I actually think while it started way before the Balenciaga thing, I think the Balenciaga thing has a lot to do with it.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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People just find them, for a while, like they've always been like not so relatable because they're so wealthy, but like their love for one another and their love for family and faith, like, there have been things about them that have always been deeply relatable, even beyond the fact that they fly private everywhere.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Like there's been things you could see, like the sisterhood, like we've always seen. And I don't know, I think the Balenciaga thing was like a really big part of it.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, because I think when we think about them and for all of the things that people criticize them about, like I think one of the biggest like core tenants that make them so lovable is like their emphasis on family. I mean, that is the show. And like, it's really like,

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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what Balenciaga did, like, is so offensive to, like, people who, like, value family and, like, have those same values that, like, we loved them for. So, like, it's because of, it's that.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, yeah. And I just want to, I would love to know why. That, to me, is, like, one of the great wonders of the world. Like, what happened in the elevator with Beyonce and Solange? What... Why are they willing, well, not they, honestly, it's really Kim, like, why is she so willing to die on this hill?

The Toast

Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And I know that she's a person who values, like, business and money, and I'm sure they've offered her, but she's a billionaire now, so it would be, like...

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And actually, you know, Amazon live is one of our sponsors today. And the like crusade that I have, I actually like fully stole from Amazon live set. Like it was just sitting there and I took it home with me. Like I keep waiting for them to like send me a bill. Like I stole it like a, like a thief. That's a good use of your thievery. It's a good use of my platform, you know?

The Toast

Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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everything is pennies to her so even if they're offering her 10 million dollars like that's really not a lot of money to her I would love to know why is it out of this you know personal responsibility to your friend Demna like I don't know I would love to know if that's your friend like trust your faves and like tell us Demna didn't like Demna would never I know it looks a certain way but Demna would never like Demna but like that's the problem is like I think Demna would right right

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And she doesn't even say Demna would never. So, like, we're just left here being like, Demna wouldn't. And you're sitting with Demna. Like, okay, I'm out. Yeah. Yeah.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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She's also, like, I don't know. If I go too deep on the Kardashians, I feel like I've said this, like, a lot of times in the last couple of years. Like, it's boring. But, like, it's just so fascinating. Because when I think about, like, we actually just did a Patreon episode where we were going through our old podcast titles.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And, like, literally there was a year where every single day we woke up, like, excited. Like, couldn't breathe until we talked about the Kardashians. Like, they... And I still have that with like other things like Travis and Taylor. Like it's not that I've lost that energy. I've just lost that energy for them. And I think a lot of people have.

The Toast

Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And I think people did, you know, before us, like a lot of people that got over them, we were like always hanging on so tight. I just, I would love this like a real, like a real expert on like popular culture and celebrity and to do like a full, like what went wrong?

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah. And it's like not too late to just like change. Also, she's doing her acting. It's all like American horror story, which I don't watch. And I don't understand like the need to like conquer seriously every single thing at the expense of like your sleep. And like, that's what Courtney was saying in those last couple of seasons. And when she was saying it, she was like,

The Toast

Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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like early to say, and I'm like, no, she's just ambitious. And like, and I thought the things that she was trying to do, like where I understood like wanting to be a lawyer and then also starting Skims, which is just like an extension of her, but now like to go acting and like, and she's doing all of these things.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And they're like, if you, if you had to give up one, like in order to, she's making this huge movie. And they're like, if, if you have to give up one of your projects and like, think of everything she does, Skims, skin, Sky Ventures, lawyer, mother. Reality star. Reality show. Influencer.

The Toast

Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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like a million things speaker whatever and they were like if you had to give up one thing like well so that you could do this movie what would it be and she was like sleep I'm sorry I can't relate to that I cannot so you know she already wakes up at 4 a.m to go to the gym so like seriously you're not gonna sleep like no for what Courtney saw something that like we couldn't see and we all were like oh Fabissa in a jealous wench and you know what like I completely see what she's talking about it wasn't so much about

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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It's just like this obsession. And that's really what Courtney was saying. Like this obsession with doing everything and being the most and best to everyone and everything. Like why? Like you have everything in the world. You have such a beautiful family.

The Toast

Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

1458.034

Like enjoy it. And she was at dinner with like the lifers and just saying how like every year she just wants to like conquer something new that she'd like, you know, a whole new space. That's how she feels going into acting. Like the same way she did SNL. Like where she's such a novice and she wants to prove everyone wrong and like take this on.

The Toast

Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

146.3

Yeah. Speaking of Le Creuset though, tomorrow's election day, which means. Speaking of Le Creuset. I'm going to bring it home, Turdy. What are you going to make for election day? Election day chili. You guys have to make a chili for election day because you put it in in the morning. You know what? I'm actually. I love it. No shade to Le Creuset.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And like she's gonna keep doing like this with a million other things. And it's like... It's exhausting. You could do that with even hobbies. Yeah, gardening. That's what I was thinking. It's like, I actually like that. I feel that way in my personal life. I want to learn new things that would benefit my life. That's what Martha says.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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You should really make it one of your goals to learn something new every day.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And I feel like in the last few years, I mean, the amount that I've learned in the last few years, I wouldn't recognize myself. Some of the things that I say, if you had said that sentence to me, Even a year ago, Pardee Loves, I'd say, what? Right. What? What? And I think that's, like, it's a good thing to always be, like, learning new things, but, like... This is extreme. To what end? Yeah. Yeah.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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So, justice for Kourtney, in that sense. Well, she's definitely getting her justice, because, like, now the show... And it's... There's so much of, like, this prank stuff still, which you know that we don't like.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Like, they... And I loved the Todd Cranes, and I loved the Art Vandeley. Those were two. But by the way, it's not even Scott pranking. That's the problem. They took it too far. They were so well-received that they were like, let's make this a continual subplot for the next 10 years. And it's really dumb.

The Toast

Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, and then Chloe's on the other end where she like won't leave her house and like just wants to like be a mom and be with the kids and like loves her routine. And I think that's like so nice. And I think that's a lot of people would probably relate to that. But then they like don't actually show us her in her routine.

The Toast

Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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They just have her having conversations with people about how she's scared to leave the house and how the routine is important to her and like how she likes to make True's lunches. But like, I'd love to see her make True's lunches. Like show us the routine that she's so enmeshed in. That's funny. So that's what I saw.

The Toast

Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And that's how Jax sees it. We have a lot to get into today. So I hate to cut off this riveting conversation, but I feel like we should.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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In service of more riveting conversation. In service. So now without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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I'm going to use my new crock pot that Turdy Lou got me so that it will simmer all day. And by the time the results are rolling in, your girl's posting up with a chili.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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You can like add to your cart, basically following like all your favorite swirlies on Amazon live will then notify you every time they go live. So you can like watch it live. You can ask questions about like, you know, techniques they're using for their makeup or just like random questions if you have like gossip for Kyle Richards. It's actually quite brilliant. I love Amazon Live.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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I love hosting them. I've done a bunch. I do like fashion ones with Margo, beauty ones. I've done a ton of cooking ones with Ben. We actually did an Amazon Live where we made fried chicken sandwiches with mac and cheese. It was really, you know, very Rachel Ray of us, really fun. So make sure you're following all your favorite swirlies on Amazon Live.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Okay. But you know that me and Ben used our crock pot to make a chili and it was disgusting. We literally had to dump it into the Le Creuset to like properly cook.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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It is for a number of reasons. This is a really big week. Now, of course, for most people, including myself, like Election Day makes it a major week. I also have other things going on this week that I'm really excited about, including, but not limited to, my birthday.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And a huge, you know, trigger for that is stress. And the holidays can be really, really stressful. So staying on top of your hair routine will make a huge difference. And when I started to like actually lose clumps of my hair, one of the first things I did was the Vegamour Grow Serum. I still do it. I'm on the subscription. I try and never miss a day.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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The key is staying consistent, like doing it every single day, which can be annoying with like a hair serum because you don't want to wash your hair. And that's why I love Vegamour. You would never know that I put it in every day and I don't wash my hair for like almost a week. It does not make your hair oily. You do not have to jump in the shower after it's done drying in your hair.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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it for hours that was your beef stew i thought oh one that was beef stew and two my chili recipe was actually born out of a crock pot like it's meant for the crock pot so i have to like do all my meats in the morning like you know brown the meat add the onions and then it all goes into the crock pot i'm gonna use the one that turdy got me and let me just suggest i've been doing election day chili for like three years i love that and it's the perfect thing

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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I feel like it's such a good skincare brand that people are... I saw it all over social media before I ever tried it, and it was truly worth the hype.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Oh, my gosh. They sent it to us a few months in advance of this read, and I've been obsessed with it. The serum, the moisturizer, and the lip masks. Oh, my God. It's heavenly. It's so... It's really great stuff. It's made with really good ingredients.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Thank you, Code Turt. You're welcome. Our first story, some big news from this weekend. Jason Kelsey has found himself in a bit of a scandal. Not with me. Here are the deets. So Jason Kelsey was at the Penn State Beaver game at Beaver Stadium. He attended the Ohio's Penn State football game on Saturday, November 2nd.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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As he was walking out of the stadium, people were trailing him, taking videos of him, and someone is heard saying- Like taunting him. They said it twice. They said, hey, Kelsey, how does it feel? Your brother's a- F-sler. F slur, dating Taylor Swift. He said it twice.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And so at first we see a video where he hears that and then he takes the guy's phone and he smashes it to the ground and everyone's like, go Jason, Kelsey, you know, stand up for yourself and Taylor and Travis. And the queer community. Right. Then a few hours later, an alternate angle video emerged of the incident where after he slams the phone on the ground, he says, who's the F word slur now?

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And I want to say, I saw a lot of like dialogue and rhetoric thrown back and forth. Like people immediately were like, well, that's not cool. I saw so many gay people tweeting, like, I am okay with this. We give him a pass. I'm so not, and not that I'm like anyone to give a decree, but I was not offended. I literally, I loved the response. This kid was such a weasel. You have to watch his video.

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He's trailing him, repeating it, trying really to get to Jason Kelsey. And I don't know why Jason Kelsey forgets that he's famous. I said this at the AeroStory. He literally walked to the yellow parking lot. Like he doesn't walk with security. He doesn't act like a famous person. So he's literally like walking the streets.

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Like he needs to start taking the underground tunnels that other celebrities take because like he is so famous. I feel like he doesn't understand like his real place in culture. Like what are you doing walking with this rat? Like why does this rat even have the opportunity to get close to you? This kid's such a loser. I love that Jason Kelsey destroyed his personal property.

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And you know that this kid will not sue or, because we don't know his name, right? He has the gift of being anonymous. I don't know what, he hasn't been doxxed. He should be. Where is he?

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Right, if he goes to sue Jason Kelsey, we'll know his name, his employer, his school will know that he uses language like this and it won't be good for him. That is a really good point. I did see like, you know, of course I saw like the people like back, like cancel Jason Kelsey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I did also see probably more than that. I saw people like, no, we'll give this one a pass.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Welcome back to the Toast and happy, oh, what is it, Monday? Okay. Okay, let's just take it for what it is, you know? Let's take stock. It's actually a huge Monday, like arguably one of the biggest of the year.

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The F slur has like a really unique place in gay culture. Like they embrace it a lot. And of course it gets used as like a hateful rhetoric, like that little shit from Penn State. But they actually really, I think, love and embrace the word. And it's become like a term of endearment a little bit.

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For the evening of the election when you're just like watching TV all night. You want refills. No, I love that. Okay, by the way, I'm putting Ben on it.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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um so the fact that like what for mostly I saw like people on social media like giving an allowance to Jason Kelsey like I loved it because I like he obviously wasn't using it in a hateful way this guy was such a little shit he needed to be punched in the face but obviously Jason Kelsey couldn't do that so like this was the next best thing um I have I have really no issues like do I think Jason Kelsey is a homophobe no I have no issues I think he was really standing up for Taylor his family and the community in general like I don't give a fuck

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, I do agree. And also it's a case of trust your faves. Like if you think Jason Kelsey has like bad intent that he used that word in like in a hateful way, then you obviously don't think highly of Jason Kelsey.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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But if you do think highly of Jason Kelsey, you'll give him the benefit of the doubt to say like that's not what he meant and he wasn't being hateful towards anyone other than that person. You are 100% right that this is another case where we should be trusting our faves.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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So I will trust in Jason Kelsey's intent. I'm assuming that he's going to address this. It became a huge story. I'm assuming he's going to address it on his podcast. He'll probably apologize just because he feels like it's the right thing to do and he doesn't want any sort of stain on his record. But I personally don't think that's necessary.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Like we are making a chili. It's not just a chili. It's election day chili. It doesn't feel like... I know it's election week. It doesn't feel like it is election day tomorrow because I voted like over two weeks ago. Like it's weird to not vote on election day. I don't think I've ever voted early.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, they'll definitely address it because they seem to address everything that happens, whether they go in deep or just like, oh yeah, that happened. He'll address it. Yeah, it'll be interesting to see what sort of

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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tone he takes but I think that he'll handle it yeah it's handled but you know they're so famous and because they're like athletes they're like this other level of fame like they have their own serial thing with like they're really very like brand safe right like they are like the Wheaties guys like they're they are but also but like athletes actually typically aren't I know so they're in like a weird position a little bit where like

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Something like this, while I don't think it's had any implication on their business because there hasn't been overwhelming backlash, this isn't something they normally find themselves in because they are on cereal boxes. They're like America's Sweethearts. They have to be a little protective. So I'm sure that he will do a PC. Just acknowledge it and apologize.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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He'll make it right for that reason. Athletes don't give a fuck most of the time. They don't have to. They don't play these stupid internet games.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, but I also feel like there's not a huge contingency of people who hate him, who no matter what he says, like, won't... Like, I think he's mostly loved in... I mean, seriously, who hates Jason Kelsey?

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It's so true. He's, like, a national treasure.

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So... And I think the people who might hate him, like, are irrelevant to his work.

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Like, I just don't know how you don't watch that video and, like, fucking hate... Like, that kid... oh my God, I only wish the worst for him. Like, what are you doing? And you really have to watch it. Like he says it multiple times. He's so taunting. He was so desperate, like trying to really provoke a reaction.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And the fact that he got his phone broken, like seriously, I can't really put into words how much joy that brings me. Like it was truly the definition of fuck around and find out. Like get the fuck away from me, you little rat. Always a good message. Always a good message. And, you know, I know that celebrities are supposed to, like, rise above and, like, be better than the trolls.

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But, like, I love when they get down and dirty and, like, really give people a taste of their own medicine. This was a gorgeous, gorgeous example.

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I think this was him rising above, though. A thousand percent. Like, let's redefine what it means to rise above. let's redefine what it means to rise above. I agree. Like why does rise above just like mean do nothing and take it? What about teach his person a lesson and rise? Right, rise and teach and learn and give. Yeah, I agree. I completely agree.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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No, I never have. I did vote on Friday. I said... And did what I said I was gonna do. Nothing better than that. Even with that, oh my God. Being a woman of your word. It's like the most sickening feeling. Claudia, this week, for some reason, I have done so many things that I've been meaning to do for about a year, including, like you guys know, I wallpapered my bathroom.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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So it's really nice that he rose above the situation and handled it. And taught this boy a lesson. I just like, what is going through, like obviously like his people who know him, like his classmates, like they know that it's him. So his name like might get out. Um, cause he's like anonymous to us, but to his small irrelevant circle, he's not.

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And so one person, well, it'll take this one person talking to the Daily Mail, you know?

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So, um, cause he hasn't, like, he really should feel like the full repercussions of like the internet knowing you speak like that. Like we all know now, and that has implications on your personal life, your work life, your school life. Like I'm kind of, I'm kind of down. Yeah.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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So if one of his- But he's also like recording himself. So it's like- It's not like he thought he was saying it in secret. It's so true. But he was going to post it on like his private Snapchat with like his three friends being like, good one, bro. Good one. I can't imagine he's like very far in life with a mouth like that.

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And a hate like that in his heart.

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I just need, I know there's like a Swifty who like takes Econ 101 with him and I need her to speak to the Daily Mail. We need names. Name them. Yeah. I fucking hate this kid.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah. Well, we'll see what happens with Jason, but I think he'll be okay. I think he'll be okay. Are you ready for our next story? I am. The girlies were out and about at the LACMA Art and Film Gala 2024.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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You know it's that time of year because those two events that we never understand always happen like that. LAC and LAR. Those two like galas where every famous person goes to and you have no idea what they're actually attending or raising money for.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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they happen like you know week back to back so i guess it's that time of year so this was the lacma art and film gala which honored artist simone lay and filmmaker boz lerman um so and this is the one where they take pictures in front of like those lamps right yes at the la county museum of art which is different from the la county museum of film which is where they were last week

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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So last week was LACMAF, and this week they're at LACMA. Yes. And so I think the headline-making news was that Kim was there wearing a necklace, a cross necklace that she bought at auction from Princess Diana's estate. Right.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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When she bought the necklace, there was a lot of backlash because they were like, we don't want this trash with Princess Diana. I'm like, I didn't give a fuck. She has the money. She bought it. It's free country. Go cry about it. Seriously. Now, I did not like what she was wearing because...

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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I don't know, I feel like it's a dress we've seen her in a million times, like tits out for the boys, white shawl. Like, it's just, I don't know. Maybe I'm in like a little bit of like a hater era, but it's like, do something different. Surprise us. Like, we're plaid. I don't know. It was just like... Do a flip. You're telling me she hasn't worn this before? I was shocked.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Now, I know some of the, you know... Christian swirlies were like, also, can you not take this big cross and put it between your breasts? Like it was a little, and you know what? I kind of feel that. Like if somebody wore a big Jewish jar, like their nipples, like I would be like, I don't know about that.

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A Jewess though. Cause she's actually like pretty religious. So if it was like a...

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a jewess who was firm but like a religious jewess would never wear their tits okay i guess because it's like there's like modesty but like someone who's like a big jew advocate jew wearing a big jewish star between her breasts i actually like i i would you would like it i don't know that i would like it but i don't think i would dislike it i don't know i'm very i'm very protective and i don't like and we're just desperate because there is no like real jewish representation anywhere like positively okay here's here if gal gadot

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Big reveal coming on my Instagram today once I just like tidy up. Two, I got the dent fixed on my car. Did I tell you that? Oh my God, you got the dent fixed on your car? You really are a woman of your word. I've had a dent in my car for over a year from pulling out of my own garage. I bust the windows out your car.

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was wearing a big, like wearing this dress and a big- I would love it.

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I would love it. You're right. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Thank you.

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And it was like Princess Diana's Jewish sister's Jewish star. Yeah, wait, no, wait.

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It was like Elizabeth Taylor. She was Jewish. Okay, Gaga Dote at auction bought Elizabeth Taylor's like big Jewish star and then wore it with like a plunging, I would be so happy. Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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So not to say like you guys can't be offended, but I'm just saying, like, because you were saying you would offend. If it was me. But I actually don't think so. That's all I'm saying.

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Yeah, no, you're right. I would not be offended.

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But you guys, if you want to be offended- But I'm also desperate.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Right. I'm so desperate. But the look in general, I was just like so underwhelmed by. And it reminded me of like. What did it remind me of? It was just like it didn't remind me of anything. It was just like this fatigue. I'm still doing this like.

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Yeah, especially she went to the other one without pants, and now she's at this one without a shirt.

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It's so true. It's like, do something different. Like, you have access to every designer, clothing, stylist. Like, do something crazy, you know? Yeah.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Besides that. Well, also at this event, people don't dress crazy. They actually dress like incredibly beautifully. Yeah. And not things that take, you know, an artist's gaze to appreciate. It's just like beautiful women in pretty dresses. And I enjoy that. So like Blake Lively was there. She looks great. Parchalicious. Kaya Gerber was there looking parjadefinitionlicious.

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pardalicious definition Cara Delevingne was there um looking beautiful as well and also Cara Delevingne is like looks really well and I'm really happy for her yeah we like forget because she really bounced back very quickly but there was like a brief period where it was clear that she was struggling with something and she ended up taking time off going to some sort of facility and you know what ever since like she you're right she really bounced back she looks so healthy and so happy and she looks great I'm looking at pictures she really does

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Laura Dern, how you Dern? Laura Dern was there. I love Laura Dern. Like, I'm sorry. She's so funny to me. Like.

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She's like, I'll watch a movie if she's in it, you know? She's a really good actress. I like, but I said, really, it sounds like I dislike her. I don't like, I'm like totally like neutral. Yeah. And she's just a part of that crew. Like, like that Reese Witherspoon, big little lies crew. Yeah. Um, a lot of like random swirlies were at this event.

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Like pretty much anyone who's anyone, if you were in town, like hit up the LACMA.

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Yeah, Charlie XCX, Troye Sivan, Andrew Garfield.

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I love Aza Gonzalez. I feel like she didn't take off in the way that she should have, you know? She just got married, right? Oh, yeah, and Anna Kendrick was there in what could be one of the ugliest dresses I've ever seen be made. I just passed by her.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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More than that, you know how I've always had that thing stuck on my windshield from when I tried to put a tripod on and I put on my windshield what's supposed to go on the dashboard and it's so sticky and no one could ever get it off and it's been there forever. Almost two years since I got a car. Got that off. Wow, she's cleaning house. There was other things too.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Hold on. It's like vomit green with a bow. It is those things. Oh, Queen Beyonce's mom was there in a black suit. Promoting her new book. I mean, wouldn't you? Yeah.

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I love what she's wearing. Like a gold gown. Really Blake Lively's up there for. She also looks great at that other event. Blackamuff.

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Page six on my iPad isn't formatted correctly when they do these slideshows. And so everyone is like, you know, when you would like take a picture and like not orient it properly and just bring down the top and you get like disproportionate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's what I'm looking at. But still, Kathy Hilton looks beautiful disproportionately.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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That's so funny. Yeah, by the way, it was very well attended in terms of like A-listers. Like why? I don't get it. I mean...

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Oh, Victoria Turetti, my girl, was there. Wait, do we have it as a story that Nina Dobrev got engaged? We did it last week. We did? Yeah. Are you sure?

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Positive. With Ben. With Ben. Right? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

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And the sneakers. The sneakers?

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Yeah, okay, no, by the way, like, it was really hot in here on Halloween. I apologize.

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No worries. Are you ready for our next story?

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, I guess we're moving past the Lackamiff. Okay.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to fall down a Forbes creator hole. Yeah, okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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We need to, like, pull ourselves out of it. We did the highlights, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we did our part. It's not the Met Gala. Yeah. Though they try. No, it's giving like an attempt at a West Coast Met Gala, these events. That's such a good call.

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Yeah. Honestly, everyone looks nicer for these.

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Yeah, because there's no theme where people have to look stupid.

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Yeah. Our next story is actually some surprising news that Teddy Mellencamp has announced that she is filing for divorce from her husband, Edwin, after 13 years of marriage.

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Add it to the list of celebrities doing things that are actually shocking to me. Like I was, I follow her on Instagram. So I just like opened Instagram and it was right there. I was genuinely surprised.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Just out of nowhere, she announced in an Instagram post after a great deal of care and consideration, I've made the difficult decision to file for divorce, not a separation, even though they've been like, as of two weeks ago, they were like spotted out. They went to an event kissing, taking pictures.

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My priority is my children and ensuring that every care is taken with their privacy and well-being throughout this new chapter. Making a public statement is not something I wanted to do, but in an effort to protect my family from undue speculation and rumors, I felt being open, honest, and vulnerable was the best path forward.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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I was surprised because, you know, people had a lot to say about Teddy Mellencamp's time on Beverly Hills. They really didn't like her. I didn't have, like, a real issue with her. And I actually thought she had a really strong marriage. Like, they also went through a lot. Like, they had a baby... somewhat recently who had like health issues. Teddy herself had health issues.

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She's had like a million skin cancer scares. Like I always felt like they actually had a really strong marriage.

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Yeah, this is really surprising. And also page six notes. One week ago, they were at a charity gala, like taking pictures, kissing on the lips. You know, how to go from that to filed for divorce. It's giving like something happened.

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I was just in shock by myself. No, it's really such a great feeling to say you're going to do something and then like actually follow through on it. And that's definitely something I feel like I've worked on in my like late 20s.

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The streets said that, you know, he stepped out. You know, that's what they said. I have no proof allegedly.

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It feels as though it's something like that. Like something happened overnight, can't get over it. Like there's no moving past this. Yeah.

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Now it's obviously devastating. Of course, and I want to say that. Since leaving the show, Teddy Mellencamp has really tried hard to stay relevant within the Bravo universe and has done a very good job. She has a very popular podcast.

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She probably has one of the most successful Bravo housewife podcasts. I don't even know who would be second place.

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And sadly, divorce is really good for a podcast. I know she wants that, not at the expense, obviously, of her family. So I'm just saying very small silver lining for her.

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Yeah. But I think even from her statement, like I don't think that she's going to share. I don't know. I think she will. Usually I'm like, it's only a matter of time before. So like Brianna chicken fry, like we will know one day soon. And she said she's getting back to recording soon. She had a really restorative week back home. Oh, did she?

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I saw she like, they didn't record an episode of BFFs. Like she wasn't ready.

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Yeah. And she was like, she was not podcasting. She was taking time off. But then I saw this morning, I saw that she had posted like, I'm getting back to podcasting. I'm ready. Like, I feel great going back to the city. Like, let's go.

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Oh, my God. We need the tell-all of all tell-alls. Like, I'll be disappointed. I feel like she's really going to, like, she knows that people are sad, and I feel like she's going to feed us.

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I think she's going to feed us, because also, like, and it is a totally different situation. They weren't married, and they don't have kids. So, like, I completely understand why Teddy, like, wouldn't share, even if she's been, like, wronged, and even if we would all galvanize around Teddy, like, not at the expense of the way the children see their dad. Yeah.

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No, you're really good about that. You do not let the grass grow under your feet. And someone who like I really admire that quality about is you.

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Yeah, you know, that's a thing, of course. And I don't have kids, so I don't really understand it. It's something that maybe I'll like be, you know, regretting. Like I'll disagree with myself in five years. Like I hate that. Like when women don't like drag their husbands. And I was just having that.

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bless you excuse me because you know who i love who did it who didn't give a fuck was kelly clarkson she's like he has a father of my kids he's a dick and you're gonna know about it like i i respect people's choices we only know about some kelly stuff because of the legal things right i think she didn't like he opened the door i don't think she told us anything actually like we know what we had to know because it's filed and they were fighting over music

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, but no, to say it in the music is different than a sit down tell all. It's different. If you say it in the music, it's art.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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No, but I feel like she really wasn't shy about... really villainizing him while also acknowledging that they had a beautiful marriage until they didn't. But like, I don't know these, and it's always the women, like they protect the father of their children when they did horrible things. And like, maybe one day I'll understand it. I don't understand it. Like, seriously, you wrong me.

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And Shannon Ford. I'm seeing her today. Yeah. She inspires me to do the things that I want to do like right now.

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I don't give a fuck who your daddy is. Like you're done, you know? It really bothers me. Maybe that's just an immature thought of mine.

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No, I do understand why you would feel that way, but I also- It's like Kim and Kanye. It's admirable until it's really not. No, because I think- You have to really think, like, what are you dragging him in the public for? Like, at the end of the day, for yourself. And that's selfish. And I think, ultimately, it reflects poorly on you. But not in Kelly. I don't consider Kelly Clarkson.

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Because, like I said, she didn't tell us anything. She has to talk to you every day.

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And she didn't tell us anything. I really. It wouldn't reflect poorly on that person for me. I would say thank you. Like, I wanted to know. But for their kids. People who do bad things, like, deserve to get dragged for it. And, like, what? Because you're a dad? Like, you're protected from that? And I don't see men doing that for women ever.

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No, I understand, Turney. And you raise an interesting point, this counter point that I will consider. Okay. But I do understand. And it's not even about, it's about putting your kid's private life into the world. And then they go to school and it's like that's their life and everybody knows this garbage.

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Yeah, she's good about that. Actually, she's coming over today because she has like a couple of hours to kill before she goes to the airport. So we'll probably like be best friends, you know, take pictures, have lunch.

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Yeah, yeah. You're putting them in a tough spot. I get it.

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So, Teddy and Edwin. Oh, yeah. Tedwin.

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Really shocked. Do you think this at all moves the needle for her coming back to Beverly Hills? Like, I don't. I don't.

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Beverly Hills is coming back. Did I make that up? Beverly Hills is coming back soon?

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Yeah. I also feel like when you've cemented yourself as like a commentator on a show, like you can't be a castmate. That's like what Joan Rivers always said. Like she never got invited. She never got a seat at the table because she was always commenting on the table.

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I think she's in a better place now than she was when she was on the show and she should keep doing what she's doing. Yeah. They've got it worked out really nicely.

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Yeah. And Bravo like still keeps her in the fold. Like she goes to BravoCon. They were like the official podcast of BravoCon, their iHeartRadio. Like she's got a good thing going over there. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? If it's our next story that's brought to you by Quince, perchance. Perchance it is, Quince. The weather's turning cooler.

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Classic. Do like best friend type of things.

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Soak up each other's awesomeness. Pretty much, pretty much.

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But they're really known for their Mongolian cashmere sweaters that start at just $50. It's not just those items. All the Quince items are priced 50% to 80% less than similar brands. So they have beautiful leather jackets, cotton cardigans, soft denim, and so much more. Pieces that are made well, made with good materials, but are not going to break the bank.

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They really are super conscious when it comes to pricing. And they do that... by partnering directly with top factories and cutting the cost of the middleman and then passing the savings on to you. So you're getting the same quality as like really high-end brands, but their pricing is like 50 to 80% less because they're just like, they're no BS over at Quince.

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Like they're just here to get you good stuff. Quince only works at factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices. And of course, premium fabrics and finishes that feel luxurious. Excuse me. All the pieces that I have from Quince over the years have aged so well. They're so like... They're real staples for your closet. Like, they don't go out of style.

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There was something else that I did that I said I was gonna do and I'm, oh, I ordered a bunch of like stuff, like lounge chairs. I know you always like when you come to my house.

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So Z-biotics is basically something you will take before drinking alcohol. So the way it works is step one, drink your pre-alcohol. For best results, make pre-alcohol your first drink of the night. Then, of course, drink responsibly, pace yourself, hydrate, get a good night's sleep, enjoy the night. And then step three, wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on from the day.

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I agree, and I'm so glad you brought that up because through no help of my sister, I have slayed the house down fucking boots. on a birthday present for you. Like, my generosity knows no bounds. You are going to, like, I don't even have a concern. Like, you're going to love it. I'm so excited. Wow. It's going to be at your house tomorrow. Like, not me coming in a day early.

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Oh my God, you have no outdoor furniture.

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It's really kind of brilliant. It was invented by PhD scientists to tackle rough mornings after drinking. It's People assume that when you don't feel well after drinking, it's from dehydration. That's really going to be blamed. But you will develop a toxic byproduct in your gut when you drink alcohol. And pre-alcohol produces an enzyme that breaks down this product.

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I don't have, I have outdoor furniture. I don't have loungers. It's like, how am I supposed to catch the rays? For sunbathing. Right, I don't catch rays, but I know every time my guests come, like they're looking for loungers. So I ordered them online. They'll be here on Friday.

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Jax, tell us a little bit about that.

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It is. I'm so excited to let you know that today's episode is brought to you by Dreamland Baby because they are having an early Black Friday sale and you're going to want all the deets. So Dreamland Baby is one of my favorite brands for baby sleep. They have the... The weighted sleep sack, the sleep swaddle. They have amazing pajamas and just great products overall.

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Everything is so soft, made with like the highest quality materials. I use it at all stages of babyhood, toddlerdom. We just got a new set of jamas and I love to get the boys matching pajamas. They're so soft. And then with the matching sleep sack, like seriously, it's a dream and it's going to help baby sleep through the night.

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So head to dreamlandbabyco.com and use code TOAST for a buy one, get one free early Black Friday sale. Thank you, Jax, so much. Nobody doesn't ad read like you. Thank you. I have a lot of passion in my heart. She's got passion for passion. I've got passion for our brands.

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Another thing that I have passion about, which I don't know that you do. I think you do. I just think you have passion for this. It's our next story. And that is... the long awaited lineup for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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And then I also wanted to get, tell me if this is good. I wanted to get like an outdoor shed. for like storage, outdoor toys and stuff, but like ordering a shed online, like, okay, I felt really weird.

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You know what? The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is like a cultural event that I personally have a lot of interest in. I know I'm unique in that this is not the Forbes creator list. I don't think everybody cares as much as I do.

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But as a New Yorker who also like feels a weird, deep, like nostalgic connection to the parade, like growing up, like my favorite memories is waking up with you guys and like laying on the floor of the den and watching. Like I have such a crazy love for this parade. Like they could never make me hate it. Now, The budget has like severely gone down. I know nobody cares.

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They get like the most talentless hacks to lip sync.

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I don't care. No, I know. And I do feel like in one's life, like there are times when the Macy's Day Parade is important to you and times when it's not. And I do feel like until I became

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a parent like it wasn't important to me in the last five to ten years however now as a parent like first of all we're awake and like you're awake for something it's a long day mama's cooking like I gotta get the kids buzzing and like it's actually even though the performers that like I would love are maybe not there you know I don't see like Mimi Webb out there shaking that thing but Bluey is there but like the characters come through

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And it's really fun for them to see. Like there's just a lot of really great stuff. So I am having a renaissance with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. And so this lineup means a lot to me.

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I also meant to tell you a big thing that I did over the weekend is that I bought tickets to see Wicked on Thanksgiving Day weekend. Like I feel like I thought they were all going to be sold out. I did get a good time and a good location and a good seat. But like it was definitely like tough.

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Yeah. I'm not messing around. Are you going to sing? It's going to be hard for me not to, but I really do want to hear like the vocals that are being served. So I personally will not be singing. And so much so, I actually might be like a little bit of a singing police. Like if somebody near me is like humming or something, I will be asking them to stop. Like it's annoying.

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I think people are going to sing, no? No. No. They should, by the way, because they're also doing 3D versions. So, like, there should be three different viewings. Sing-along, 3D, and regular.

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I just felt like. Absolutely not. You cannot order a shed online. It's giving like child trafficking 1000%. Like you're literally going to open up that shed and like a couple of kids are going to run out. Absolutely not. I feel like they think I'm looking for a child. You can't leave that sort of internet like paper trail. I won't allow it. Also, there's something even beyond the child trafficking.

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I think it will also depend, like, what part of the country you live in.

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Yeah, and I just want to say, I am seeing the film on the Upper West Side where I feel like a lot of theater kids. It's by Lincoln Center. Like, I'm screwed.

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Yeah, I think... Down here, I'll be in the clear. I think so too. I don't think there's going to be a lot of people with a singing voice that they want to shout from the rooftops, but I do think you're fucked. Yeah, no, I'm definitely fucked. I didn't even think about that. You should go out to New Jersey to watch it. Yeah, I don't know what region of the city I would be safe in.

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I don't think the city is safe. Well, on the one hand, the city is not safe because of the theater kids and the Broadway tie. But on the other hand, city people, they don't do stuff like that. They don't fuck around. So you might be safe, but I don't think so because of the aforementioned Broadway ties. Yeah, and me being so close to Lincoln Center. You know that's where they lurk. In dark alleys.

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I think you're seriously fucked. That theater by me, you know the one that my husband always wants to go to. No one is singing there.

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So true. No one is singing. Mark's safe.

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Anyways, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Speaking of Wicked, the telecast will be led by Idina Menzel. Alison Brie. I don't know if you saw. That she wasn't there. Yeah, but, like, others were. Yeah, and it's, like, you could say, oh, maybe she wasn't there because, like, she has stuff going on, like, Idina things. But she doesn't.

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Well, she's at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day for AIDS, so, like, she should have been there.

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Although I did see a video of, like, Ariana and Cynthia being, like, sending a video to Idina. Like, we love and miss you. Like, it appeared good, but it's weird.

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Maybe they're fine with her, but something at Big Wicked is not ringing true to Idina. Maybe. Bishop Briggs and T-Pain. Who? Today hosts Savannah Guthrie, Hoda Kotb, and Al Roker will be on hand to present the celebration.

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Was this in the last year that Hoda does this? Or is this like one of her, because she still has an NBC contract. I think this is outside of the Daily Show and she'll still be on hand for temple events. Because honestly, like there is no today, there is no Thanksgiving Day Parade without Hoda, honestly. Yeah, and Al Roker, actually. I feel like for me, I associate him even more.

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I completely forgot to share that I walked past Al Roker the other day on the street. And? He seemed to be doing well.

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I'm glad. Was he getting ready for the big day?

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Do you remember when he peed live? Like he didn't know his microphone was on and he was like peeing in the middle of. Do you remember that?

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That's one of my favorite Al Roker moments. He's a king.

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He is. Also joining the parade with special appearances are Jimmy Fallon and The Roots, Kylie Cantrell, Leah Salonga, Jonathan Bennett, Liza Colanzias, Tom Kenny, Gina Claire Mason and members. Are you just making up these names? I've never heard of these people. And members of the WNBA champions New York Liberty with their mascot, Ellie the elephant.

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There's something just like categorically false and wrong about ordering a shed. Like you have to go to one of those shed places. You ever drive past them on the highway? It's like a thousand sheds just chilling outside.

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Okay, so... So when you say lineup, are you talking about like for NBC? Like these are people who are coming through the broadcast?

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Or these people who are on floats?

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Are any of these people singers? Who's singing? I don't know. I wouldn't know if they are singers. Besides the traditional high-flying inflatables, marching bands, and parade floats, the NBC telecast will also feature performing casts from Broadway shows like Death Becomes Her, Hell's Kitchen, and The Outsiders. As well as the iconic Rockettes, of course.

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Oh my God, I love the Rockettes. To me, New York at Christmas, what a sight. I fucking love the Rockettes. Whenever I see those bitches doing their thang, I'm like, oh shit, it's Christmas time, bitch.

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Then there's gonna be some new character balloons for This is Exciting.

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disney's mini mouse that's major she's never been she's never been i guess then extraordinary nora and elf on the shelf okay gabby from dreamworks animation i don't know her goku from dragon ball don't know spin master and nickelodeon's marshall and spider-man by marvel which spidey is having a major moment in my house in this show spidey and his amazing friends like i feel like it's really people are really getting into it

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go let's go go let's go go let's go um okay so my god Harry's gonna lose his mind that's actually like really me I couldn't have asked for a better character to be introduced it's clear I'm like not in tune with what the kids are up to I'd never heard of half those people and I think Marshall is from Paw Patrol he's the Dalmatian firefighter I know Paw Patrol I'm happy I'm happy that's cool that's cool um I'm gonna watch and like maybe I'll

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I think I need to get my shed IRL because it was giving like weird trafficking vibes to like- Where are you going to put it? I don't know. It depends what it looks like because some of them look like a little house, which is really cute.

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be eating my words but like this sounds horrible yeah it does but i also think that the big names haven't been confirmed yet like there will be right there will be some country singers like there will be people that we know and i just think like those announcements will be forthcoming okay yeah i feel like megan maroney's gonna do it because she has a new song it's like i want a cowboy for christmas or something like that's cute yeah she's like would be perfect for it

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Yeah, it's an interesting level of fame because you have to be willing to ditch your family and friends on Thanksgiving. And most celebrities, it's not worth it for them.

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Well, yeah, it means that you won't be in your hometown. But if you're local or in the tri-state area, you get to go to the parade. Your kids get a great seat.

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Andy Cohen always shows up, literally does 30 seconds of work for NBC so he can get a seat with his kids. So cute. And then you go home and have the big day. Turkey. Turkey.

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turklicious oh you're not gonna I was gonna say who's cooking but you're away I'm away yeah I will not this will be the first Thanksgiving in two years that I'm not I guess I only cook twice but still it's like a really big deal yeah then I'm not cooking so I can just relax put my feet up finally finally are you ready for our fifth and final story I am it's a Martha news because I'm in my Martha era and she's like beefing with her neighbor Ryan Reynolds um

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I absolutely adore this exchange. As if I couldn't love, I'm on a Martha Stewart high, obviously. Anything she does, I would be gassing up. But this in particular, I enjoyed.

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So a lot of things happening. Martha Stewart is saying that her neighbor, Ryan Reynolds, is actually not funny in real life. She said on an episode of Built Rewards' November rent-free game show with founder and Turdy's friend, Encore. Yeah, I know famous people. She said, you want to know something? He's not so funny in real life. No, he's not so funny. He's very serious, she said.

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And that like just got so much news. Yeah. Then Hugh Jackman chimed in. No, Ryan Reynolds chimed in first. Yes, yes, yes. Ryan Reynolds chimed in first saying. Somebody tweeted like a quote, like a direct quote of what Martha said. And then he said, Ryan Reynolds said, I disagree with her, but I tried that once. The woman is unexpectedly spry.

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That's very Kardashian. Like they have like doll houses and kids.

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she really closed the gap after a mile or so I couldn't tell you what this means me neither and I feel like he's only proving Martha's point she literally said he wasn't funny and he's obviously trying to be funny and like I actually don't get it and then Hugh Jackman replied and he's always like sparring with Ryan Reynolds even though they're best friends and they go see Taylor together but he said finally someone says it about Ryan not being funny

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Oh, well, that's like a playhouse. But yeah, it just depends on the vibe. But there are so many outdoor toys that I just like love to put in the shed. And then also once I start my gardening, which that is like high up on my list of things I need to do ever since Martha.

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Yeah. And obviously he phoned it in because he's in bed with Sutton and it's like, okay.

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He got his Spidey alert that someone's talking about Ryan Reynolds and he has to join in, but it's back to bed with Sutton.

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if Hugh Jackman knew like we've actually said it many times like Martha's not the first so just important to note I like I know Martha Stewart like doesn't give a fine fuck what these two have to say like she said what she said she meant what she said and she's probably right do you not I thought she was joking like that she was it was giving like you know she has her own you know she's she's so matter of fact I think she was seriously being like everyone says this guy's so funny like I literally live next to him he's not funny yeah

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Did you see that somebody, I don't know who it was, but Martha's obviously just doing a lot of press in this moment, and somebody went up to her with a microphone and was like, what do you think about the trad wife phenomena? And she was like, oh, I like that girl who lives on the ranch. I like her. Martha's like, I'm not crazy about the term trad wife, but I like what that girl does.

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Oh my God, when your faves collide. Yeah, they need to collab. They do need to collab. They were like, she was literally like, so matter of fact about it, she was like, I mean, she has this amazing life, these beautiful, she's like an amazing mom. She makes beautiful meals, beautiful cows, beautiful milking. Like it was, she knew a lot.

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Oh my God, I'm obsessed. Oh my God, Martha needs like a network, which she should have had before everything was ripped away from her. She needs a network like the Magnolia Network. And like to be cultivating talent, if she likes someone, like give them a show. Like we need a ballerina farm show. In this like later season of her life, like she's done working so hard.

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She worked so hard for so many years and nobody fucking cared. I agree. She's not gonna do it now, but that's like what we were robbed of. That's where Martha Stewart Omni Living, Omni Present was going. Yeah. Such a bad name. What was it? Omni Media. But it was, she was the first one to do it. So now it would be like Martha Stewart Networks or Martha Stewart Media.

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But she was coming up with a new name for like this concept that no one had. New industry.

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And she came up with Omni Media and it wasn't the right word. And it is what it is. The stock was like MSLO, MSLO.

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And I told Zach, he didn't know what to get me for my birthday. And I told him like, I want a garden. I don't expect him to do the whole thing, but like get the person here to help me plan my garden. Like that's what I want for my present and I'll take it from there. But I need you to start the process.

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And every time they said it, I was like, what? Who dat? Yeah. What the hell is Omni Media?

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And then also I was watching her cooking show. And one thing she does that like I don't love is there's always people in the kitchen with her. And she's like she has her like head of brand. So she's like teaching to cook. And it's like, Martha, just teach me, please. OK, I don't need to like watch Kevin. However, like Kevin actually makes me laugh a little bit. I hate to admit.

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But in general, I don't like that. Like get everyone else like just you and me in the kitchen. I agree.

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And that's the magic of Martha. And that's what people fell in love with.

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And even their names, like he's like the EVP of content at blah, blah, blah. It's like, Claudia, it's like another word like company media. I'm like, what is this?

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And you can't buy me a book for $300. No, and it wasn't even like an amazing condition. It was like beat the hell up.

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And people said if I go to the library, they probably have it.

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Can you steal it from the library?

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I could check it out. Yeah. And then by the way, if I fell in love with it and I was like, this book is changing my life. It's the best thing I've ever read. I would spend $300 on the one from Amazon. Okay. By the way, go to the library. I'm going to, I'm going to. So all's well that ends well at your local library where you could also vote, but not today. There's no early voting today.

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If you haven't voted yet, you vote tomorrow.

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Don't forget to do that. Swirlies. We'll see you tomorrow.

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And if you're making an election day chili in the crock pot, don't forget to start it early. Cause you're going to need a lot of hours to simmer.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And that's all we got for you. That's our show, you guys.

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Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday morning show where we deliver the fast-track stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere where podcasts can be found.

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So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iRadio, CastBox, all the places where you'll be listening to podcasts. My notes are still in the description box. Love you. Bye.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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So it sounds like we both had incredibly productive weekends because I cleared my entire schedule. Like seriously, I had plans with Shannon, plans with Taylor. I did not go to one singular thing. And instead I watched, was it four or five? I'm not sure. Harry Potter movies. You watched all of them? There's eight and I'm on the, I just finished Goblet of Fire. I think I watched four.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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They're three hour long, three hours long each. Like I seriously worked round the clock on watching Harry Potter films. It's something that Ben has really wanted me to do. And I said I would like a million years ago when he watched Twilight. Like it was like this equal trade, but of course I never did it. And I thought, you know, the vibes were so Harry Potter this weekend.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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It was like chilly in New York. It was the marathon. Like it was just, I don't know, the vibes were right. And I said I would do it. And I did it. And I watched the first four movies. And I think like a lot of people have been waiting for me to go on this journey. And it's a whole world that I'm really unfamiliar with. I never read the books growing up. As a kid, I definitely saw Sorcerer's Stone.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Who didn't? Literally, who didn't? And like some random scenes in other movies felt like a little familiar. But I really, I'm basically starting from scratch. And let me tell you, I'm really enjoying the journey. And it's making Ben so happy, so I'm happy for him. I got a little worried, because I watched the first movie, and that was the only movie I had, like, truly seen.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And I really enjoyed it. And it brought me this overwhelming sense of nostalgia, and I wasn't sure if that's why I liked the movie or if, like, the movie was good and, like, this was my sort of beat. And the second and third movies, like... We're like bad. Like I really didn't. It's like Twilight. Yeah, like I really didn't enjoy at all.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And I was thinking, oh, maybe like this whole universe is not for me. And that's what I'm learning here. Then Goblet of Fire, which we watched last night, like completely restored my faith in the series. It's the one movie that Robert Pattinson is in. Now, I won't spoil what happens, but what they do to that boy is just wrong. And that movie really, to me, that's where things change.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Like they obviously had a much bigger budget. They We're just doing better things. It was just better. I loved it so much. Tonight we're watching Order of the Phoenix, I think it is. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah, I'm just such a fantasy. It's actually really crazy. I was trying to explain this to Ben. It's crazy to really see how, influential the film is on other things.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Like please, the Hunger Games, they literally do a mini Hunger Games in Goblet of Fire. Like it's a complete rip off. Even I was thinking of like Fourth Wing, like little things are so clearly, it's really the blueprint. And then of course I got curious about like, I know this movie's huge, the books are huge. I know that they have Harry Potter, but like how rich is J.K. Rowling? Billion.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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I was like, is she a billionaire? Cause she would really be the only person who became a billionaire through writing books. Like that's it. And her last updated net worth, which was like two, maybe three years ago, was $800 million. Close. Isn't that insane? And especially like the first book is the book that has sold the most copies, obviously, because people get into it and whatever.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Like, it's insane. Holy shit. That's insane. It's just, it's so, it's the craziest thing. So I'm, like, new to this whole world, just really learning about all of it. Now, J.K. Rowling, like, I know people have, let me get your temperature on this. Like, people have said, like, pointed out problematic things in the movie always.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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A dollar short and a day early. Okay? Wow. I can't wait. I was not expecting to hear that.

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Like, and I haven't gotten there yet, but, like, any character who's, like, not white has, like, a crazy name. Like, she does, like, crazy, like, weird, sort of subtle things like that. You can't really pinpoint why it feels weird, but it does. Yeah. And in the first movie, so Harry finds out he's a wizard, and he has to go to Diagon Alley to get all of his wizardy things.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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He's like, but I don't have any money. And Hagrid's like, oh, right, let's take you to the bank. And we go to the bank, and the bank is run exclusively by these four-inch trolls with the biggest noses you've ever seen. They're as big as their bodies, and huge ears. And I forget what they're called. Are they called trolls? Goblins. Goblins, thank you, yeah. And my jaw hit the floor.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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I was like, excuse me? And I guess Ben is kind of – he watched it as a kid, so he never made that association. And he was like, oh, stop. It's good. It's fine. And then, like, the more he watched it as an adult, because this is the first time he's seen it in a while, he was like, oh, it's definitely weird.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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I kept waiting for you to send me, like, your wish lists and things. Nothing. I've been thinking about it. I don't know, like the things that I actually want, they're not like to be a birthday present, especially considering like, you know, the level that you and I are at in terms of how we gift each other. Like I want a cast iron skillet. That's just not a birthday present from you to me.

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I haven't seen it. I saw, like, you were talking about this, and then, like, there's people that say, like, in –

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fantasy like goblins are bankers and I've not like in my limited knowledge like experienced like a tie between like Jews and goblins but like that's just a blind spot for me yeah the brief research I did I obviously wasn't the only person who had this thought was that it's playing on a trope not that JK Rowling created just that she's playing into like this old medieval sort of stereotype of like goblins and Jews and banks like I don't know

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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I would have to look more into it. It doesn't sound good on its face, but I literally don't know anything about fantasy. I've not watched this in my adulthood. So I'm not gonna make the call.

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And I know that you are waiting till your boys are grown and you guys can all read the books and watch the movies together. And I'm so excited for you because I imagine being a young boy, because Ben read the books when he was a kid. Him and his dad read them together and then they watch the movies. It means so much to Ben.

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I imagine it's a fabulous hobby to have as a young teenage boy or girl, you know.

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Yeah, no, I look forward to it, and it's a Harry Potter. Of course, of course. It's too much. It's too much. So yeah, that's always been my plan, is to wait until they read the books, and I'll read it with them for the first time.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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And if anybody is even remotely interested in where my current rankings of the first four films are, it goes as such. Sorcerer's Stone, Goblet of Fire. Very close. Like, real, almost a tie, but not quite. The third would be...

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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chamber of commerce and the fourth would be prisoner of azkaban chamber of secrets yeah i'm calling it the chamber of commerce like it's such a weird name they're all weird i think order of the phoenix is weird and do you know that in some countries it's not sorcerer's stone it's philosopher's stone that's the name of the book oh and they changed it yeah because i went to go like i was looking it up and i saw the book and it was called philosopher's stone

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Philosophizer stone. Yeah, I don't know. I can't get into the nitty gritty about like things they change from the books to the movies. Like I'm new here. I'm just, I'm doing my best to keep up.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, and it seems like the readers of Harry Potter are very pleased with how the movies turned out. Kind of like Game of Thrones. No complaints. Yeah, so I think that's a great journey for you.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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Yeah, and I'm also like really enjoying learning about the different houses and like where you and I would fall. I actually was on HarryPotter.com trying to take a quiz, but they were like, I'm going to make me sign up and give a credit card just to get my results. So I think that you are Gryffindor. The really crazy thing, and I feel like not enough people talk about this.

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Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024

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I forget which movie we figured it out in, but like Harry is not really a Gryffindor. What is he really? He's actually, biologically, more a Slytherin. But when he put the hat on, he was like, please, Gryffindor, because his other two friends had gotten in. He was like, please, Gryffindor, please, Gryffindor. And that's the power of Harry.

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He kind of gets what he wants, because he's the most important wizard ever. That the hat gave him exactly what he wanted.

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Well, I'm a Ravenclaw. Definitely. And I believe, now don't, guys, don't, I'm sorry if I'm spreading misinformation. I believe my favorite character in the films thus far, which was Robert Pattinson, even though he's not in the rest of the movies. I believe he was a Ravenclaw because he was like really popular, but really sweet. I loved him. He was like the nice boy who like everybody liked.

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It's not sexy. It's not glamorous. I'm not getting you a cast iron skillet. Sorry.

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So what do you think you are? I don't know. I don't really also feel like I'm learning a lot about, like, what differentiates one from the other. That's probably in the books more. If you're a dick, you're a Slytherin. Like, that's the vibe.

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My associations are, like, Gryffindor, like, affable. Miss and Mr. Congeniality, like... Just like- Oh, that's not mine.

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Mine is like, because most of the Weasleys are in there and there, I love the Weasleys. They're just like this really down to earth, Hamish, well-raised group of kids. Like, yeah, they fight or whatever, but like, they're just good people. Like, salt of the earth.

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Salt of the earth. Okay, I'll put that in there too. Along with like affable, like gets along with people, congenial. Yeah. Slytherin, arseholes. Nefarious, nefarious, bad actors. And or blonde hair.

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Actually, just Malfoy has blonde hair. Like it's not, they're not like a crew of blonde hair, yellow belly losers.

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It's literally just him. But if you're a blondini and you don't, like you don't really associate with the house, like you're going Slytherin.

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There actually are not a lot of blondinis in the house. And I also want to say one more thing because like it obviously takes place in Europe. Like some of, most of them have British accents. Obviously the Weasleys are from Ireland and there's different parts of Europe that get involved. Like this guy, Victor Crum, he was from like- Has that been really hard for you?

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Um- He is from, something with a B. Belgium? One of those. No, a different one. Brussels? Keep going. Berlin? Kind of like Russian-y vibes. Belarus? No. Whatever. I really thought I stayed with Belarus. It's clear that it takes place in an alternative universe because they have to travel to the school. But real countries exist. And it's like, where are the American? There's not a single American.

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It's literally down to the mugs. It's everything. It's going viral. It's like $5,000. Oh, my god. I don't need all that. Anyway, it would just be funny.

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Do they just go to a different school? Like, is Hogwarts the official school of Europe, of the EU? I keep wondering, like, where are the American wizards?

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Does it take place in, like, in modern day? Yes. Hmm. I don't know. Maybe you'll find some Americans later on. Maybe. That would be cool. Some representation. And then Hufflepuff is just, like, jolly. Yeah, jolly is the perfect word. And then Ravenclaw, from what I understand, is like pretty cerebral. Yeah. Independent thinkers like me. Classic. Theorists.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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No, it's nice. And we don't hate by choice. We are dedicated to the truth. And if things shake out in a hateful way, that's literally not our fault.

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Yeah, I, first of all, I'm offended they started at 7 p.m. Like some of us have shit to do. So I didn't.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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I didn't know about that until like 7.40. So that's when I was able to start recording.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, especially after the last few weeks when they've complete like not that they ever hid who they were in Gaza, but like they have been so horrible, literally dancing and parading around the coffins of Jewish babies like.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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this is what you want to say today really that's who you are like I it's really sickening um so I watched from like 740 up until no other land or whatever won the best documentary I'm like why am I watching this what I watched wasn't even enjoyable these people are morons I don't like them I don't like this like let me go back to my book um so I'll recap what I saw and we'll talk about the winners and tell me what you think like from a

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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a cinematic perspective.

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It also looks like shit. Like every preview for every movie looks like shit. And the good movies, and I know I only saw one, but like Wicked was an amazing movie. And the fact that that- Yeah, and it should have won every award. And I've seen clips of Anor and Amelia President. It's a joke. The girl writhing on the floor with the song, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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It says fuck over, Conan O'Brien said it says fuck over 400 times in the movie. Like, and that's the best movie?

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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I think you should just let it rip. I'm feeling really motivated by the truth. Like that's really what's guiding me. I don't go through a hater era like where I'm just like angry at stuff. It's like if it's good, it's good. And if it's not good, I'll say so. Let the truth guide you, Cogers.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, so of the movies that you saw, what do you think should have won Best Picture? You saw Conclave, Amelia Perez, Onora, The Substance, and Wicked.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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No, it's not even corny because it's, like, it was really artistic. It's really theatrical. Like, Cynthia Erivo has the most amazing voice on the planet. It will go down as a movie as big as... The Wizard of Oz. Yeah, Titanic. That was our movie of the year, our big budget movie. La La Land, which didn't win, by the way, which is a perfect example.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Because the movie that won, nobody talks about today.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Oh, yeah, and we're waiting for the hot takes as well.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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So I saw that you said that before I watched it. I saw you say, like, Ari's vocals are eh. And then when I watched it, I was like, oh, no, they sounded good considering I was expecting them to be eh. I wonder what I would have thought if I just watched it without any expectation. Because I was like, oh, no, she sounds nice.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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The only thing is that I never noticed this, but I could hear her breathing. I feel like that's part of the trade where it's like your breath work. You know where to take your breath so that we don't hear it, so that we don't know. Yeah, no, she was shaking. Yeah.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Oh yeah, that's so good, because they love to say, you didn't even watch the movies.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, that's what we're looking for. Funny.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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playing into it because i don't know where she goes from here but um no she goes nowhere from here that was the craziest story like this is the wokest movie of the year and she was like everywhere the darling and then the tweets they're so antithetical to like everything that the movie stands for it's just like womp womp womp no it was so ironic would have won best picture if not for that

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Okay. No, not the production, the nominees, but something.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Coders, it was a nice weekend, but it wasn't my finest, and it was actually quite boring, so I'll be brief. Sick again this weekend, which really put a damper on things. Like, had like, I guess it's just a cold. At one point I was like, do I have allergies? I looked up like what's the allergy count right now? Because it was just like so sneezy. So sniffly was Ms.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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No, they said no, just the nominee announcement. But also that would mean they had more time to vote.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. So for the acting awards, Best Actress went to Mikey Madison, Anora. She beat out Demi Moore. That's the big snub.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. Then best actor went to Adrian Brody for The Brutalist, which I feel like is always a good choice. His second Oscar.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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That's funny. I wish it went to Timothy.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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He just won the SAG award. He made a speech, but Kylie wasn't there because she was grieving. And then she's there last night, like with the camera. I just would have loved to see it. And I don't have a horse in this race. And Adrian Brody like disappointed his whole community. So like, why not Timothy?

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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And you cannot accept an Oscar with gum in your mouth.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Um, I have to read the 600 paid books for the redhead. So all my free time was dedicated to reading this book that started out as like a, a demon copperhead type. And now I hate this author. You know, you know when that happens? Like he set out to do something. He bit off more than he could chew. He doesn't know where he's going.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Another reason why it's a disgusting program.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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zoom out Kylie's here and then when they did show her she seemed to like not want to be laughing at jokes either she didn't understand them or she didn't want to like you know a laugh is an endorsement yeah she was just being very political yeah no she she definitely is diplomatic and doesn't want to like and also something could she might have yeah just staying out of it but they can't keep their hands off each other those two and they've been dating a while now so you would think like the lust era might have ended but no they're obsessed yeah

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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More so than Barbie. Also, even though I really liked Elvis... I wouldn't even I didn't I don't think it was that good.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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You know, I enjoy what I mean. I'm saying like that's kind of like like Rocket Man. That was like a good stupid movie. And it's like Bohemian Rhapsody was a more serious version. I don't know what the difference was, but like Bohemian Rhapsody deserves awards. Rocket Man doesn't.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Give her an Oscar, especially because this wasn't a year where there was, you know, a let it go from Frozen, like something undeniable. Of course, we could have skipped Amelia Perez. And also, Oscars are about a body of work, right? Sometimes it's not just about what you did this year, but like everything in the past. Leonardo DiCaprio winning for Revenant. Give it to Diane Warren.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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So I didn't even watch anything fun because I was reading this book, which I don't hate, but I've just been like knee deep in reading. Yesterday we did go on a local safari. So that was fun. I got to see exotic animals and that was the highlight of my weekend. So yeah, like really nothing fabulous to share on Forge.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Also, that song sounded parchy.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Like, this was the year to give it to Diane Warren.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Then best supporting actor man went to Kiernan Culkin, A Real Pain. I really liked his speech. I didn't realize what it was lacking until you shared, but your bar is very, very high.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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to the camps, you know, to kind of put things in perspective, like life's not so bad. I saw there was a funny quote. It's like, you're the product of like a thousand miracles. Cause like their grandma survived and you're going to overdose on sleeping pills. Like, I don't think so.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. And so I was like, actually, this looks good. I actually might watch it. But then they showed a clip from it. The two boys are on the train, like talking about the train ticket. And they're like, uh, something about the $12 train ticket and how they used to live here, but they were all kicked out cause they're cheap. They thought we were cheap. I'm like, really? Right.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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That's what we're going to do?

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Because it needs to be perfect. I need to pick and choose my battles. And it's definitely not going to be. But I did see a good review. I feel like there's hope, except for then I saw the clip. And I had a problem with him. Who else was nominated in the category? Nora, Yura, Edward Norton, a complete unknown, Motherfucker Pierce, the Brutalist, and Jeremy Strong, the Apprentice.

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Oh, no, sorry. I meant to go back. Yeah, best supporting actress Zoe Saldana.

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Yeah, no, but I mean not by critics. By people.

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She really gaslit her. Cause she was like, I'm so sorry. I never mean to cause any offense, but this movie was made with love.

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What was her name before she becomes Emilia?

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Yeah. Yeah. Like a like a nickname. Yeah. A nickname like dirty. Yeah. Like a surname, you know? Yeah.

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Oh, I guess so. Yeah. I thought you were going to say it was one of those nights that was written in the stars.

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I agree. And just to circle back, Amelia Perez's original name, the nickname was Manitas. Does that sound right? That's what I mean.

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Means handyman or man who does jobs.

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Yeah, that was just kind of like a great end to this run for Amelia Perez.

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Oh, I saw. I saw. Slaw and schnitzel.

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I guess no other musicals really came out this year that were...

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Usually it's like an animated movie. Like Coco.

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Moana. Yeah. So that's why it's surprising. And that's why this was the year to give it to Diane Warren because there was nothing that was undeniable.

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Do you feel like you're done talking about the Oscars?

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No, I'm in a place where I'm very removed from this year's Oscars, the movies, the ceremony, like turning it off. Like, thank you for- It was a good year for you to skip. Thank you for offending me because I wanted to turn it off and now I had cause. Just pile of shit. It was a good year to skip. Yeah, well, maybe next year. Better luck next year. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah.

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Kourtney Kardashian addresses the viral rumors that her son Mason 15. Reminder 15.

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Reminder to us, 15 has a baby in a rare statement. So this is what she said. I rarely address rumors or conspiracies regarding myself or my family, but this is about my child and it feels wrong to let anyone think for a second that these lies are remotely true. They are not. I'm hanging my head in shape.

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I'm sorry. Unquote, Jackie saying, as I read this, I am hanging my head in shame. Back to the quote. Mason does not have a child. These accounts that pretend to be him are definitely not. They are fake. My son really values his privacy and I'm asking all media to please be respectful. He's a kid with feelings and a beautiful life ahead of him.

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Please stop spreading false narratives and spinning lies. And to all the other people making videos about my kids, who by the way are minors, please stop and leave them alone. Okay.

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I just want to say Claudia brought it up. Oh, bitch. I didn't make it a story and Claudia brought it up. That's what I want to say.

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Yeah, the video that I saw where it's like someone talking, talking ahead of green screen in front of this fake screenshot of Mason's fake Finsta. She's talking to that person.

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Also, something that's been in the news is that new California law that we haven't spoken about. But California now has a law that if your kids are in your content, if you do like a family channel, if they're in like, what is it, 30%?

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Then you need to give them earnings and like put it in an account for them by law.

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Yeah, there are other valid reasons for wanting to move out of California.

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It's not because people don't want to pay their kids. I also follow Brittany Xavier, and it's like, she's not like a family channel. Yeah, her kids are there sometimes for something, but it's like, that's not what she does. Yeah.

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Oh my gosh, you guys, you're not going to believe this. If you've been here a while, you will not believe this story.

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Yeah, they're a family channel. And a family like that, 100%, this law is good for them.

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And as long as they're good people, they would have already been doing something like this. So it shouldn't change. And if this really changes their operation, then they're not operating in good faith.

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Like, this should be something that, like, doesn't even change people's day-to-day because they were doing something like this.

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Yeah. So we'll see if any big people start leaving, but I really don't think that's why.

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I believe I said there's beauty in it. Which, if true, I would stand by, because I think it would be a beautiful thing.

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Yeah, and there was actually some sweet parts, like a baby would have a great, great living grandmother. There was beauty in it.

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I'm going to scoop that back. We were wrong for bringing it up. I blame Claudia, and now we're moving on.

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We will think five times before we speak. Are you ready for our next story? Number four? Number three. Claudia, if you have to ask. Oh my God, we need to hustle. I'm testing this theory because someone said every time Claudia asks what number story it is, it's always number three. So like now every time you ask, we need to check.

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I just need to move my Rodecaster away from the light because it's the reflection that stops me from being able to see it. But it is our third story and I'm going to carry on with it. Please. Because Bethany Frankel says that Alex Earl stood her up for dinner. So Bethany had a long weekend in Miami that was very early because she was supposed to go to dinner with Alex and Braxton at Carbone.

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She gets to the restaurant. She starts filming for everyone that Alex and Braxton stood her up. So she eats alone. with her phone and takes everyone through the menu and whatnot. But there was like no bad blood. She said that they're going to reschedule. Then they were seen together. They made some TikToks together.

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They went out. Apparently Alex was sick from all of her travel and she couldn't make the original dinner.

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And she was like, I'm going to sit here for you guys so I could take you. I hate that. It's like, I'm I'm fine and I'm hungry.

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And what was annoying, it's like she's at Carbone and she's like, I'm not having pasta tonight. I'm going to have a fish and a salad. Like, I don't need to see we eat a fish and a salad. I want to see that rigatoni.

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Yeah, Miami dinner fit to not meet Alex.

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You think Alex Earl is being too nice about this?

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Is it your truth? Then let it guide you.

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Yeah, I think there was a point to where it was like, okay, now we're eating. And if I was Alex, I'd be glad that she's getting all this content from me because it's like, okay, now I don't feel so bad.

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She had a viral dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do hope that like at some point it stops. you know, and it's, or it stopped like at dinner. I hope they had a nice dinner. We don't know what happened at their dinner, like what they were talking about, what their relationship was before this. Cause I just saw Bethany doing a video about the licks versus Lex drama.

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And she was saying that she's met both women. There's no drama. They're both amazing.

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I thought it was a bad take too, but I think it was just like, she wanted to weigh in. I think she has relationships with both of them and just didn't want to say anything that would piss off the other. And so, and maybe this is actually how she sees it. Cause I think what she's saying is, I think what she wants, like, it's definitely a thing that could happen.

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Just two people in business and it's business and it's whatever. And that's true sometimes. I think she wants that to be true. But I don't think that's what happened here.

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I think there's so many things that can mean and she left us like

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leaving it to interpretation one I think surprised by the use of the word drop that that's how that they would phrase it she was definitely surprised by that or two it's like maybe they were battling for a while like I want to leave I want to take my show no you can't you're with us blah blah blah and maybe it was going on for months ever since the papa got involved the papa and then maybe all of a sudden they let her go like maybe they just laid down their arms for whatever reason and she was surprised that they just gave it up

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Yeah, or that, like, she was surprised when she heard the news. Like, actually, you can walk and here's your show and bye-bye. And then the drop. I think that there were elements of it that were surprising to her. So I feel like that is a good way of phrasing it. Okay. Euphemistic. But, you know, she's keeping her cards close. She's very shrewd.

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I feel like they have a deeper friendship. What I got from this is that they have a deeper friendship than we know where they can like barb like this on social media. But what do I know?

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Hiya, Dern. I'm Dern good. We have a lot to cover on this Monday that feels like a Monday. First Monday in March. Let's get this bread. Oh, wait, it's almost the Met Gala. Just like a fun fact.

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Yeah. I wonder what they're having dinner about.

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Before we continue. Are you ready for the next story?

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They've harvested the first milk of the cows to get all of that.

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Our next story I must share. Meghan Markle is on the cover of People magazine ahead of her new Netflix show in a wide-ranging interview. The title is The Meghan Interview. Harry, the kids, and my life now. An intimate conversation with the Duchess of Sussex.

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With a new show and lifestyle brand, Meghan is returning to her roots inside her private world in Montecito while she's back in a honeymoon period with Harry and what life is really like with Archie and Lilibet. from pancake mornings to cozy takeout nights.

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I saw it this morning when I was reading People Mag. It's their top story that she's on the cover. And at first I just read the interview to see what she's saying. And it's exactly what you would think. It's the vibes and the cozy mornings. They love a fried egg. We love a lot of bacon.

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Um, a couple interesting things, which I'll share, but then finishing it, I'm like, Hmm, this is your big magazine interview before your big Netflix show, which by the way, I just saw is only eight episodes. Like that's not enough, but okay. Um, I would have thought, okay, maybe not Vogue. Reach for the stars.

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Yeah, no, but also it's where people go when they want to give an interview and be intimate and personal, but not the queen.

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Yeah. And it's not even like it's September. Even something like Home and Garden would have, Town and Country would have been inspired. And would have been like super party. But like we see this from reality stars like, you know, The Bachelor.

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Now that I think about it, it really is.

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Yeah. She's not really saying much that we don't already know. However, the Lemonada podcast was mentioned. It says that it's coming in the spring. That's all it said. But now it's like, well, she's going to have a TV show and a product brand. Like, you don't also need a podcast. That's too much.

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Yeah. Well, I do think this is like her, you know, goal for spreading it out is to March 4th. Wait, it premieres today. It's coronation day.

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can't okay that's good i have to finish my book thank god honestly thank you megan because like i have to read all day but to the list of things we're still waiting for say spring 2025 write that down wait wait megan's lemonada claudia it's it's already on the list i just know us did you say spring to megan x lemonada what does it say spring oh no now i'll add our trajectory now we have now we have a general window okay but spring like so she has until june 21st

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Yeah, well, you know my beef with this. March 20th, I think, with Rebecca. But I'm saying it's technically three weeks away. So Lemonada could be dropping as soon as three weeks. Or as late as three months. Okay, we have our window. What else? Mayhem Lady Gaga we're waiting for. I would have forgotten about that.

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Things we needed to follow up on. Beyonce announcement. We can check that off. Thank you. Oh, yeah, tour. Keeping Up With Sports. Unfortunately, we can't check that off yet. Still Radio Silence. And then the Carrie Underwood concert DVD, which I do think has come out.

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And then our content plate. Let's see if we got to any of this.

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I'm going to leave it. Lioness. Back in action. Oh, that's Cameron Diaz, Jamie Foxx. Wait, I need to add that to the list of family. Next time we need a movie as a family.

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What if it was like me, you, and our husbands? That's kind of perfect.

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I know, but these days, like, you'll hear if it's bad, too. There'll be, like, clips clowning on it.

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Okay, so see you tomorrow, Megan. I can't friggin' wait.

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I can't wait for next summer. I'm counting the days.

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We are ready for the fifth and final, and I do feel like you might have not seen it yet. Which is exciting.

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Ingrid Andres has taken another stab at the National Anthem. And I do mean stab. The people are saying that she slayed, but I don't think that she did.

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Like Maggie Rogers. I don't need to hear Maggie Rogers sing the national anthem.

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Well, so here's what I got from this. She sang the national anthem, like the Ingrid Andres way, not drunk. And now I can understand, like, I thought it was like not a good- What she was trying to do? Yes, yes.

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Like the other one was so crazy, but it was like the drunk version of this, which is already a little crazy because it's not like, there was just a lot of long notes and a lot of like riffs and- I didn't love the like she nailed what she tried to do, but I don't like what she tried to do.

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So now I can also understand how things got so off the rails at the last one because she was already going with like a twisted version.

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Also, like even her best sober version, like sounds drunk. So then when she's drunk, like it's a mess. Yeah.

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No, it's hysterical, and I did feel like the audience... I don't know if they were briefed, like, okay, she's coming back, redemption, because it felt like everyone was, like, rooting for her to, like, get it right this time. It felt like everyone in the room, like, knew the assignment, so... I agree that, and I'm a huge, huge Ingrid Andres fan. I don't feel like I've said that.

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Her songs like actually make me cry and I love them.

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I love, no, I absolutely, like if she drops an album, I'm listening backwards and forwards. So this is as a fan. I'm glad that we can move on from this because I wasn't even going to hold a grudge, but we do just need to close the chapter. Chapter equals closed. I hope Ingrid is doing well.

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By the way, if you're a new toaster in Claudia Penn's old apartment, so just to say like two years ago, this exact thing happened. She went up to pee in the middle of the night. She opened the door and there was someone in her bathroom and they screamed at each other. And it was Ben.

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Yeah. Yeah. And so good on her team for for recognizing this moment. Completing the circle.

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That should be the title of today's episode.

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Yeah. So I'm still on the honeymoons, but from Dave and Lauren, what I find surprising is like, I feel like she's very unsure about him. And so it's kind of, this is before all the drama with the guy that he knows, whatever. But I do feel like she's like projecting these things onto their relationship. Like they never even had a fair shot.

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Like I feel like from the minute she saw him, like she knew something was wrong and she never let him in even not that she should. Cause he turned out to not be a great guy, but like, there was always a blockage between them. And it wasn't like she was like, oh, Dave, I love you.

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Okay, and no one got together.

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But, whatever. No, I know, but Ben Platt explained it really well to Madison when he was defending Mason. Because he was like... Yeah, sometimes you feel stronger, but then when someone else feels better about you, like then you go in that way. I don't think it's such a bad thing. And yet, if your first choice doesn't want you, then let me go with my second choice.

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Like, I just don't think that that's a big deal. I think we need to normalize that.

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I know I seriously hate.

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Hate. I had a bad feeling about him in the pods, but this is worse than I imagined.

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You don't have to go anywhere else.

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Is everyone like freaking out because of like friends, like Monica and Joey? Every time you say Monica and Joey, I think of friends.

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Yeah, but it just sounds like the Friends. It does. It does. Like, when you say Monica and Joey, I'm transported.

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And I saw their kerfuffle with the follows. And Jackie, the kerfuffle with the follows, Jackie never comes up again. Okay, it was so weird, but it definitely made them stronger. Like any conflict would.

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Like his reaction was too good because he was like, whatever you need. He looks guilty. Yeah, it was too, like there's something. There is something because his reaction was too perfect that it was wrong.

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Oh my God. Well, they at least have plans for the future.

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That could ruin your life.

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But I'm sure also there's, I'm sure they've spoken about some stuff off camera. So it's like they have what to go off of a little bit, but we don't.

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They're not getting married. And are there issues outside of the politics, do you think? Or is this really?

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And how do you not talk about politics in the pod? Offline. Oh, yeah. And I think that the pods should allow people to talk about politics and that they shouldn't air it.

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Yeah. Yeah. Where you could talk about those things because like they could air it and it might not play well, but you should be able to share what you feel. Because if you if you're someone whose politics is really important to you and someone's is diametrically opposed, like you shouldn't you can't be together. You shouldn't be together. Like with Virginia issue.

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He seems pretty apolitical, which I think someone who's like passionate about politics and someone who's apolitical, like I think that works great. I think it's when two people are passionate like an opposing, I feel like there's just too many issues like that arise, but I feel like they could work out.

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tiptoeing in the night no he's not welcome in your bathroom anymore that's that has to be like we can't have this happen again he needs to use the other bathroom maybe you guys need a nightlight various nightlights in your bedroom so that it's never like pitch black and when you see it's it's not like the the the reason that this happened had nothing to do with the level of darkness like well it doesn't happen in the

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And I think it sounds like she's going to ruin it for herself or feels like she shouldn't be with him. Cause she should be with someone more passionate, but she could, if these things are important to her and he loves her, like they will become important to him.

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Yeah. And and he like he says all the right things and sounds like he means them. And he's yeah. Yeah. He's open to whatever like.

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Well, that's tough when someone's saying everything you want to hear and it's like, I don't believe the words coming out of your mouth.

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So maybe he's going to say no.

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Yeah. Who do they ask first? Sarah?

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I think she might say no. And he would have said no.

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Well, the weddings, you can fast forward all the way, so we don't need to hear the recap of what we just spent five years watching. Correct. So that's where I do hit the fast forward. Hit the fast five. I don't need to watch them in the mirror being like, and also fucking lying to us. Cause they're about to say no.

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That's what's crazy. I will like, I can't get over that. They seriously act like they're having a wedding and it's like, you're a saying no.

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I think we did too. We didn't watch White Lotus last night.

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Yeah. Yeah. We listen and we don't judge. We listen and we don't judge.

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You guys are the craziest two people. That's the thing. You and Ben are so crazy. You're seriously perfect for each other. Can I tell you something? You're crazy.

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Is it? You're so mainstream these days. I can't keep up with you.

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Unless, like, your scream scared him, because, like, screams are scary. By the way, that is what happened.

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Like, you guys are so crazy.

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Sound off in the comments, does this happen to you? Like, is this something that happens?

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Yeah. A small price to pay.

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Yeah, well, the lack of sleep, the need.

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Or it was the pregnancy. I think it was the vasovagal. I think it was so vas. It's giving vagal. Vags. Vags.

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um so that's like literally the only thing i have to report from the weekend because it was seriously it wasn't real it was literally a movie like oh my god yeah well speaking of the movies the oscars were on last night i endeavored to watch them we'll share all of our thoughts in the fast five which i think without i mean we should like make haste today there's a lot to talk about fast five stories we're doing you're doing love is blind recap

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Oh, okay. These better be good. I feel like you're really, there's nothing worse than when someone's like, I have a hot take.

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Oscar is Blind: Monday, March 3rd, 2025

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Okay, without further do-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five stories you need to know.

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When I wear my hair like this, like for the show, and I see there's a little bit of scalp, I can't watch the episode.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I think we're going to have to do a make good.

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Yeah, I feel like in terms of tributes, they spread themselves a little thin. Too many tributes, too many tributaries. And I thought that Chris Martin was about to sit down and sing a One Direction song, and I was so fucking excited. And he sang a song I didn't know. So that was a missed opportunity. Like what song?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, like a very acoustic piano, like Night Changes.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Because so many of the nominees were, Billy was there, Taylor was there, Sabrina was there, Chapel was there.

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Yeah. And she already showed up to the awards as a Grammy winner. Cause she won like one of the non-televised ones, which was probably just such a good feeling for espresso. So going in like, you know, no pressure. She looked, her red carpet look was by far my favorite. She was such a vision. And like, Of course she looked insane.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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The dress was pretty, like everything worked, but it's so cohesive. Like everything she does. I mean, her red carpet dress really like matched the vibes of her performance and it overall matches her vibe of everything. Like this very feathery old Hollywood feminine. Like I love that she's so like specific with her aesthetic and she doesn't really stray from that.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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So I thought she just looked absolutely radiant on the red carpet when she won. I was so happy for her. And yes, like she stunted on every hoe in that room. Like that performance was really, and you know, these are songs she's performed a hundred times and she tried, she like, I like that she did something different while not really straying from the original form of the song.

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Yeah, there's just no reason that they shouldn't.

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I just, I loved every minute of it. The tap dancing. Like I was just blown away. The burlesque feathered bejeweled, like everything. She's just such a star. I love her. Yeah.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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And that song is so good. I agree. The theme of clown rodeo, I wasn't 100% understanding.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Oh, I thought for sure, and I'm like, this is so sweet. Kind of the OG boy band guy, Chris Martin. What did he sing? I wasn't familiar with the tune.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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She was being gog. So crazy with Bruno Mars.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I feel like we have stopped asking Lady Gaga to be normal. Like we get it now but we're sort of putting all those questions we once asked Lady Gaga we're putting them onto chap and you're right.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. The song is what it is. Like, did I understand her red carpet look? Absolutely not.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Correct. So, but the thing is, I think that's why we like Sabrina so much. Like we understand everything she does. And like, if that were us and we looked like her and we had her talents, like we would seriously do the same thing. I

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. And I thought I was like the only one who appreciated it, but I'm coming to learn that like the song has enormous global success and they just won a Grammy. So like this hold that I thought I had on it is not a thing.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I wasn't familiar with the background of the tune.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Wow, I mean, Taylor leading, like her... categories and nominations with Fortnite. She also was for music video. It just really doesn't make sense to me. I actually don't think there's a worse song on TTPD. I really don't like it.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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That's actually a really good point. And you can't be both. And Taylor's kind of proof of that. Even though I do find it shocking that Blank Space wasn't song or record of the year that year. That's the only one of Taylor's lead singles that is probably one of her best songs and also did the best.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Because when you think of Shake It Off, even though Shake It Off also could have been song of the year, honestly. Yeah.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, yeah. But it's like a thing about Taylor. And that's why people who don't, spend time listening to Taylor. All they know is like the radio hits, which are just like very kind of built for radio. They're very strategic and that's why they are so popular, but they're not her best songwriting. And so they think that her, her abilities are just shake it off. Like, yeah.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Cause she, there are also just so many. She doesn't put them forth. Yeah. She's put them forth.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, that was kind of the only part of the award ceremony I didn't understand in its entirety, Krungsy.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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The band, the guy with the bangs and that band of people.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, that was confusing, but that medley was so party. I don't even know what my favorite part was. And it was very hard on Friday on Benson Boone.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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and he was amazing he was amazing my favorite part was shibuzi who was amazing and showed them all why he is shibuzi and why i stay standing but also teddy swims was amazing okay so to shibuzi's point i want to say like you were you have been so right about shibuzi since day one like i just can tell also he's like a very kind soul like when he talks on interviews like his outfit was so fucking cute like i just love him i loved that song he played before he obviously had to play bar song good

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Why didn't they sing... Oh, never mind.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I added it to my liked songs last night. Like I, you were, you've been so right about your music from day one. Just good for you. Honestly, for seeing that. I know this is an original thought. Oh my God. I love Teddy swims. And Ben thought it was jelly roll. Like classic. I love Teddy swims. I love that fucking song. And I know he's so sick of singing it.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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but it's it's amazing and you know what no one's making music like that which is why he stands out so much i don't know if he i don't think he should have won you know compared to like it's also weird how like chapel wasn't a part of the medley neither was greener right so that's Oh yeah, yeah.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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But Chap alone won, which was fair, you know, like a thousand percent. And you knew she was going to get on her soapbox about something. I wasn't expecting healthcare, but yeah, pop off.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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One thousand percent. So go off Chap. Go off Chap with her notebook, which was so Jackie O coded of her. It was. No, it was nice to see people like either don't write anything down, which is fine, or they come up with their phones, which I fucking hate. So sure. Get your leather bound notebook. I love that.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. She knew she was going to win something.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Right. So it's important to take yourself out of the category sometimes.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I don't take any umbrage with this. Was it my song of the year? No, but can I respect that it was a lot of people's song of the year and how it entered so many different parts of culture? Yes, I can. Also, the lore, I mean... like how unfortunate for Drake that like the diss track somebody wrote about you literally won Grammy for record of the year. Like that's embarrassing.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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He wore a Canadian tuxedo, Kendrick Lamar. And like, I admire his commitment to disliking his enemy. Like that is something that I find admirable. And it's not something you see a lot in men, you know, it's kind of like a girly thing to do to hate your enemy and like hold a grudge. So I really respect that. I do in a profound way. So I'm not mad. It wasn't what I was expecting.

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Cause I think I probably would have said Sabrina or, or chat.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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It's not a snub if you're not qualified. I don't know how she could have shown her face. I know. When all of her peers.

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That's record. I think that's record.

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I agree. And this is where like while I found the weekend's like public tantrum to be really lame and embarrassing, I do understand how frustrating it must be for there to be like no criteria for these awards. And like there are all these rumors, you know, they say you have to sell X amount. They say you have to do this. But there really is no way of knowing what qualifies a song and what doesn't.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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disqualifies the song. So that frustration and lack of transparency, what they were talking about, I agree that's definitely annoying. I don't know if it's enough to boycott the affair. Because for this, I don't necessarily understand. It wasn't the most streamed song.

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I think so. They wanted us to know. That's them being transparent.

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Also notable, notable is that she won some, I think one or two off air Grammys. But Charli XCX did not. pick up any Grammys on TV last night, or any of the major categories.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I mean, if she wanted to present, they would have totally thrown her a bone. But I think it's a pride thing. It would have been so glaringly obvious that she wasn't. No one was talking about how many nominations Lifetime's got because it deserved none. But if she was there, we would have been talking about, oh, that's weird. How many did she get? Oh, none.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I saw various clips, and I know that there was lots of underwear being thrown around. I don't know that it was for you.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Okay. But album of the year, yes, this was kind of always the big category. This was so stacked between Sabrina, Chap, Billie Eilish, Taylor, The Beatles. Rap. Rap. Brat, right.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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So yes, it became increasingly clear over the night, over the course of the night, that it was either going to be Beyonce or Sabrina because they both won their... I don't know how you could have the best country album and then that album is nominated. You know what I mean?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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So yes. So Sabrina kind of disqualified all the girls when she won that pop vocal and then Beyonce put herself in the race when she won. And Beyonce's reaction to... winning country album was so hysterical. I think she sat in her chair three seconds before, like she was not expecting to win. And why did they stop like putting the camera on everybody's faces when they announced the winner?

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Do you know what I mean? They used to like have a camera in the face of every nominee. I love that. They didn't do that. Okay, lame.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Not in an organized fashion. Yeah, so. Her reaction was hysterical. Blue Ivy was like, get the hell up. And you could tell she was really shocked by, I was shocked. I'm not going to lie because it was a really, first of all, this is a country album. That's been like very highly contested by the country community. Like she wasn't nominated for one CNA CMA. So that's really kind of shocking.

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And then for it to go on and win album of the year was really shocking. Now I feel this way about so many award shows that Beyonce is either attending, performing, or just like a part of the way that other people, I think I've said this before, the way that other artists, other, the host who we have to talk about, The way they talk about Beyonce is so weird to me.

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Like, when Miley was giving the award to Bruno and Lady Gaga for duo, pop, whatever, and she opened the envelope, and before she read it, she was like, I'm gonna say it's Beyonce, even if it's not.

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Like, this, it borders, everybody in the room respects Beyonce so much, and I think that a couple of years ago, they took it to a point that's almost now inappropriate, where it's not, like, a reverence, it's an obsession.

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Has Katy Perry ever won a Grammy, or is she in that category? I fear she might be in the category of your pop girlies who've never won a Grammy, or she has. Katy Perry Grammys.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yes, she's been nominated, but she's won a grand total of zero of her 13 nominations.

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I just want to say Prism was snubbed for Best Pop Vocal Album.

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By the way, she's been nominated since her foray into music. I Kissed a Girl was nominated. So it's not for lack of nominations.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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You know she was just sitting at home checking her phone.

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Thank you. ,,,,, Not having beef, I could see Chapel Roan hating Taylor because Chapel Roan is like the communist pop star and Taylor Swift is like the capitalist pop star. Like literally one is Karl Marx and one is Winston Churchill. Like they just, they wouldn't see eye to eye on anything.

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Yeah. She's kind of like the female weekend, except if she were to come back, people would care.

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I actually don't have beef per se with The Weeknd. I will say, after last night, I think I actually understand him more than ever before. It was just funny how it was like this big grand reveal. And I don't know if the American people were super conscious that The Weeknd was actively boycotting the Grammys. It's like, he's back. And we're like, oh, he left?

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A lot of people have run their mouths about Taylor. It's true. It's kind of like a thing people do for fun. So Olivia Rodrigo could find a port in that storm if she wanted to.

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And I saw a video of like in the background, you could see Olivia going up to Sabrina and giving her a hug, which I found to be so crazy. Like if I was Sabrina, I'd be like, get off me.

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And she shouldn't. Because she wants to forgive you and she wants to forget you.

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Are we missing anything else to cover?

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I will say, I would give the first 50% of the Grammys a true 10 out of 10. I was enjoying every minute. Although I don't think they did a good job of getting people's reactions in the crowd. We got very little footage of just random things. But the second half was truly dreadful. I think they need to be punished for abusing our time like that.

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There's no reason an award show ends past 11, and it was 11.15, and three out of four of the major awards hadn't been given out yet.

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So it was a good performance. And I did realize he's kind of like one of the only... male straight pop stars. I was thinking that because you asked me if Benson Boone was gay, and I was like, actually, I don't know. But then I was like, well, who are the pop boys? And it's like Harry Styles, but he's very gender, I mean, sexually fluid. And I'm like, who are the straight pop boys?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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No, it's definitely a small tour. I think that she just finished Renaissance. And also I think comparatively, Cowboy Carter's not her biggest album. So it wouldn't garner the biggest tour. Yeah, but still she's Beyonce.

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Or she'll do more, like you announced a little bit at a time.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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And I just want to say, depending on the time, I feel like I want to go.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Like a lot of shit about everything. But I happen to really like Cowboy Carter, the album.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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No, like it's the most I've listened to. Actually, that's not true.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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No, I don't think it was snubbed. I think that I love her and it was the album I probably listened to the most. But if I were to say which album really deserved it in terms of streams and overall cultural impact, it would have been short and sweet.

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like yes no I'm definitely I think I'm especially with this year in particular because like obviously I always want Taylor to win some years I think she like it's required that she wins and some years not so much and I didn't think this was a year and that's a knock I think TTBD is seriously the best album of all time I fucking love it yeah comparatively to other works and their impact I don't know yeah so anyways Beyonce's going on tour Cowboy Carter that was the announcement that she was waiting to announce I really liked the artwork I'm into the bleached eyebrows I

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Did you see Beyonce's underwire coming out of her? I did.

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I mean, we've all been there wearing our bras to fucking filth so much so that the material gives out and the underwire pops out and you like get a knife in your boob and you're like, what is that? Oh, it's an actual needle poking into your rest. Yeah, it didn't come up when she was on stage, right? I'm seeing it like backstage.

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I saw it when she was sitting, no, no, when that moment that went viral when she won country album of the year and she's like completely shocked, literally the underwire in between her boobs, both of them is popping out.

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Like I would just assume it was a style choice until you said that. I think Beyonce was very flustered. Like the way, even because her reaction, I think she got there maybe like a little late and she was just like flustered. She was a little all over the place when she won country album. She was late because Trevor Noah said she can arrive whenever she wants. Right. Her underwire was popping out.

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Like I think she was just like a little frazzled. Got it. Okay, well, ow. The funniest is Blue Ivy's face. She's like, okay, girl, get up. You've won a million Grammys before. Why are you being dramatic?

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She was flustered, too. She got there three seconds before they said her name. She almost missed it. She probably didn't think she was going to win. I don't even know if she knew it was her award. She was so flustered. And Blue Ivy's like, girl, get up. You're on TV.

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And it's literally The Weeknd. Post Malone. Okay, but he's a rapper. I guess he's so genre-fluid now.

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I was really surprised at Kacey Musgraves outfit. Cause she's such like a red carpet sleigh. Like she always crushes it. And for her to show up in a tank top, I was really surprised.

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And I don't care if the tank tops were off Lauren, like ugly is ugly. Yeah. Yeah. She always kills it with the country twang. It's never overtly campy. It's always got a little country in it. She always kills it.

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Yeah, I found a Deeper Well. I liked what Lainey Wilson was wearing, just like that black tux suit with her hat.

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By the way, I love her. And just to be clear, I have always loved her. That doesn't mean you can't be critical of people you love winning awards that you don't think that they deserve. Yeah. I mean, she was amazing in Yellowstone. Her music is so good. She performs. She's never performed badly. Her tribute last night, she was amazing.

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Well, because she was nominated. So they were obviously looking for like a woman in country. So it was what, her or Kacey Musgraves?

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I am so glad we're talking about this because I meant to bring it up. And we need to name, shame, and blame these two abhorrent, disrespectful, shameful journalists who work for the Associated Press.

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I was so horrified when I saw that. It's such a bad look for literally everyone involved. And I don't think Chapel knew exactly that like, you know. I don't think actually this was no mark on Chapel for me. Holy shit. Like I had such a visceral reaction. I don't know why. Maybe it's because, you know, you always have like a soft spot for older people.

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Well, Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran holds it down for the straight voice. Ed Sheeran. What about Ed Sheeran? Very good. Yes, very good.

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And by the way, as somebody who's done red carpet, like it's awkward. You'll take an interview and then somebody like better passes by and you like kind of need to wrap up. So it's an art. wrapping up while someone's talking without being disrespectful and then grabbing the person you really want to talk to.

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And if you're not skilled at that, you should not be hosting the Grammys red carpet for Associated Press.

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The video went so viral and I love to see Khloe standing up. We know that they're like friendly. I love to see her standing up for her friend. Like it made me so upset and I don't even know like babyface music. I'm not like a fan. I thought it was so disgusting.

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No, and the girl at the end of the stream, I don't know if you saw, she apologized. It must have been going viral as their stream, and then she got wind of it, and she gave such a blanket shit apology. I can't even tell you how visceral of a reaction I had to this and how much I thought her apology was a piece of shit, and I literally hate her.

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She has. She's been doing a lot of text-based stories.

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This is so a thing a podcaster does. It's an amazing point. I love that like another famous person is sort of using their own celebrity to stand up for. And you're right. He acted with such grace. He didn't act, you know, miffed at all. I was so upset watching this. Like, I can't even explain. It was so disgraceful. This, like... It honestly... I just... I hate it.

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By the way, same with The Weeknd. We're always saying like is The Weeknd an industry plant? No, maybe he's just sort of like the winner by default when it comes to male superstars.

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I hope this girl gets fired, honestly. Like, I'm sorry. I know that's terrible to say. Like, it was horrible. It's such a bad look for the Associated Press. Yeah, it's just a bad judgment call. You know? I just felt... Like I watch it and something in me like seriously broke. I was so upset. I know that sounds dramatic, but it's right.

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Like no matter who it is, like you treat an older person with respect and you're just like two young girls like trying to be cool with Chapel Rowan and it's like you're so disrespectful. Nevermind that the person in front of you is like a living legend.

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Wait, also, can we talk about Wells Adams? You can, because I didn't get to watch it. I was really surprised. I was like, when Zuri Hall was doing her thing and she crushes it. And then I saw them, I don't know why this holiday award season, E!

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I would say I watched, well, it's so insane. Like I went to bed at 1115 and I would say I watched most of the Grammys, but I definitely didn't see the most important part until this morning, like having to watch clips on social media. We're going to get into like a full Grammys recap, but I do want to say like, I do take major umbrage with the abuse of our time.

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News has decided to give Kelty the shaft where she doesn't interview any celebrities, even though she's the most highly trained entertainment journalist in Hollywood. She gets, they threw her at the top of the carpet at the last couple of award shows talking about fashion with Zanna Roberts Rossi. Like somebody at E is mad at her. So I'm like, oh, who's the other person?

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Because they usually have the big stage with Zuri and then like a satellite interviewer. It's been Heather. So I wonder who it is. They cut to Wells from The Bachelor and color me shocked wearing the weirdest outfit I've ever seen in my life. I have to say like no shade. I happen to really like Wells. Such a nice guy. Happy for him to have gotten that opportunity. Poor choice on E's part.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. So we will do like a full Grammys recap, all the performances, the outfits, the awards. But Jax, how was your weekend? So my weekend was very quiet.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Where's Justin Sylvester? I don't know. Always a good question. I mean, when you think of the talent they've let go, of course, Morgan Stewart. Carissa, true, professional. Where the hell was Justin Sylvester?

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I'm surprised it's not IHateBlakeLively.com.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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And he puts so much out there that I think like whatever your theory is, like some people think like Blake had a crush on him and he was unrequited. You can find like a text or an email on this website to substantiate whatever your theory is.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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And I think that my gut on Justin Baldoni is and was 100% right. And I think that a lot of the theories that we're seeing in the public opinion being swayed is one, like, because this is like an issue that only women are discussing. Like women are in love with Justin Baldoni and like they refuse to see him in any other light other than like male feminist king. And two, I'm sorry, I have...

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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no and maybe you guys are gonna be like Claudia you're just saying this because everybody disagrees with you and maybe but I have a hard time believing that like this is somebody who has been proven to have astroturfed right to have paid for positive campaign I have never seen because I was somebody I was just looking at Amanda from Not Skinny But Not Fat story because there have been a couple of podcasters who have been like very vocally anti-Justin Nick and Natalie Vile um

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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nuts gave me enough ad and everybody sort of like stopped talking about it so people are like well they were wrong they're stopped talking about it if you guys knew the amount of hate i fucking got literally the cancellation level for talking about justin baldoni amanda hirsch was someone was like are you gonna eat your words talking about she was like no i'm not talking about anymore because i get so much hate natalie from vile files dm me she was like are you getting so much hate i'm like yes so you're telling me this is a person who has proven astroturfed

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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You're telling me he doesn't have money out there right now. There are so many bots involved. I'm just saying. I know you guys are going to be like, Claudia, you're just saying that. I'm just saying. And so I'm not, I'm seriously not getting involved. Like you guys know how I feel. I don't think this is a good person. I don't.

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But it's looking- No, and I'm sorry. Oh my God, I saw this thing about the vile files. And just to be clear, like I have no skin in the game with the vile files, but people are like, well, Mint Mobile is one of their sponsors. And Ryan Reynolds is an investor and that's like his company. Now I can tell you guys 1000%, like perfect example.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Skims is one of our biggest sponsors and we talk about Kim all the time. Sometimes we agree with her, sometimes we don't, sometimes we say she was wrong. That does not affect your sponsors whatsoever. A sponsor would literally never tell you not to say something.

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We'll survive. Maybe I'm biased but I think that like the concept of setting up a website for public consumption like and his obsession with getting people to like agree with him.

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Like, I actually think it's weird and creepy and maybe I'm biased because I think he's weird and creepy, but I think this whole thing of like setting up a website, releasing your voicemails, your voice memos, like you're trying a little too hard. Like what are you hiding from?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah. So I hear you. I think it's fair to question, of course. And also, I think it's so easy for Justin Baldoni to be like big hero, big hero when nobody's responded to him in a legal or public way.

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He's saying everything's out there now. Yeah. No, I get it. I just, I seriously cannot be swayed by this man.

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It's good to have a diverse echo. It's good not to be in an echo chamber. Diverse opinions here on the show.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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No, and like so hotly contested. Like, no, I don't think she did. And now Colleen Hoover is, like, being dragged. Yeah, so she...

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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deactivated all of her social media there's like something going on with her son like she has a couple of sons and one of them like got himself in some you know bad situation about sexual harassment um and so I'm not clear on all the details but it's like you know it's not looking good for Colleen and like the internet found you know everything separate from how she's behaved in this situation separate okay I'm but it's it's but it's that sounds like a different problem

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yes, but it's the same conversation, right, about, like, sexual harassment.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Right. No, cancel Colleen is over party.

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I would love to know what the conversations inside the lively Reynolds household have been like. I'm sure it's like, well, it's playful with the teeth. Oh, let me go to the basement and get one of my dragons.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Well, to be clear, she didn't actually drop anything. She filed something with the... Drop.

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Yeah, we're in Justin's Christmas.

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Oh, wait, I got to look. This is going to be in the flip off season two.

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Wait, what is she going by now? Christina Haack? Is that her marital?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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I think she's like stripped back. Oh, wow. Sexy pics of them. Yeah. You know what? She finds like these hot men.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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She's so it's the seven husbands of Christina Hack.

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Oh, yeah, because we saw him last night and he was not what I was expecting.

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So they were spotted at the L.A. airport together and they're jetting off in a romantic getaway to Paris.

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His name is Michael Buckner. He has a professional headshot. So what does that mean?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Oh, wait. Am I on an old article? I mean, there's so many articles. I literally searched. No, wait. February 2nd, 2025.

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Wait, wait. Are you on People Magazine?

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Wait. Who's this guy? Why do they have a side by side of her and Michael Buckner?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Oh, oh. That's a photographer, my bad. That's who took the headshot. If anybody needs a new headshot. His name is Chris LaRocca. He's very handsome. What does he do?

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I'd rather see you LaRocca the stage at Arrowhead.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Oh, Chris, Chris. They're the Chris's. That's cute. So he's the CEO and president of Network Connex. She loves a businessman. I love that for her. Now let me look up annual revenue for... The CEO of Network La Roca. Yeah, I'm just like, I'm a busybody. Does he have a real job? Okay. Oh my God. Network Connex estimated revenue, they're based out of Chicago, is about $80 million a year.

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I failed at my one mission this weekend, which was to see The Brutalist. I did not do it. I couldn't find the four hours.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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He's the CEO of a company that does $80 million a year. Strong. Yeah.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Chris LaRocca salary. Maybe it's on Glassdoor. So his net worth, according to this website, is at least $9,126. Thank you. That's good. I figured it might be. That's good. He's a private citizen, so it's really hard.

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A thousand percent. Thank you, Michael Buckner. Like, that's seriously a ringing endorsement for you. I'm literally crying. I have tears coming out of my eyes. I kind of need a new headshot. Should I call up Michael Buckner?

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Do you think Michael Buckner's daughter is a toaster?

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Maybe we'll get three headshots. Uncle Mike? Is that you? Oh my God, I'm cracking up. Well, Christina knows how to pick them. Like she really always turns out with someone handsome, someone successful. And now it's never like a long lasting thing, but that's kind of seems like where she's comfortable. Christopher seems different. So does Michael.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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No, I watched hours and hours of Desperate Housewives. Oh, and I came up with a thesis. I don't know if you saw.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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Yeah, he has a son and a daughter who both came. So she's really a part of the family. Yeah. Well, maybe they should hire Michael Buckner to take a family photo.

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Also educational. I posted a TikTok about it. It kind of flopped, which was like disgusting. But I was watching the show and, you know, I feel like we've had this conversation before about how Susan Meyer is very Carrie Bradshaw coded, right? Yeah. You know, insufferable leads think they're so cutesy and they're just awful friends, awful decision makers, awful, you know, women in finance.

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Yeah. Hard. Well, thank you for putting a nice sort of bookend on the stories for today because that's something I needed to know.

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Like they're so poorly with their house. Yeah. So we've always made that comparison. And it wasn't until this weekend that I had this sort of breakthrough because I was watching Lynette. And I was feeling this familiar feeling with Lynette that I really felt when I rewatched as a grown woman for the first time Sex and the City. Lynette Scavo is very much the Miranda Hobbs of Wisteria Lane.

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The unsung hero. And when you watched it the first time, it was just like nobody wanted to be the Lynette. It was very not glamorous. But she's the voice of reason. Yeah. And when you rewatch it now as, like, you know, someone who runs a household, who has a husband, who, you know, will be a mom, like, you have so much respect for how she deals with everything in such a funny way.

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So it's very relatable. And I'm sorry, she's literally the best character. And you couldn't have paid me to say that when I was a kid. And then I realized, I'm like, all four of the Wisteria women are literally the Sex and the City women because Gabby is so Samantha. Like, fun, flirty, sexy. Yeah. a little outrageous. I mean, and Charlotte is so Brie Vandekamp. It is four perfect parallels.

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Beyonce, 'Brina and Baldoni: Monday, February 3rd, 2025

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No, okay, like, not you, like, clowning on my original thesis. No, it's original, and it's brilliant.

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Okay. It doesn't feel as perfect to me.

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No. See, I don't think that girls fits into this box at all, but there are like so many shows with four female leads and four distinct personalities. I'd be curious to see if there are other like perfect matches.

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Although I can imagine that Mark Cherry was just, like, inspired by Sex and the City. Like, as a showrunner himself, why wouldn't he be?

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Yeah, I'm definitely, like, Lynette with a sprinkle of Gabby. So I'm Lynette with a sprinkle of Brie. Brie. And when it comes to Sex and the City, I can't lie. Like, I don't relate to any of those bitches. I would say... By that same logic, I'm a Miranda with a sprinkle of Samantha because I'm like funny and outrageous, but it's not a perfect fit for me.

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Of course not. That's the whole thesis. That's how the Miranda Hobbs thesis got started.

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Yeah, of course. Because like, seriously, they did Miranda absolutely no justice in those first couple of seasons with her hair, her outfit, and then like some of her choices. It was just, of course, nobody would immediately be like, yeah, I want to be that one. Like she had a buzz cut. She was wearing like overalls and she just like, she seriously looked horrible.

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1,000%, and I feel like I know what I'm gonna say is about to get me canceled, but I felt as though the Quincy Jones tribute was far too long. No disrespect to the dead. Seriously, Quincy Jones is an amazing, amazing person. His work speaks for itself. so much Will Smith, like so much.

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While all the other women were so fabulous, like above and beyond fabulous. It's like they lost their budget for a stylist when it came to Miranda.

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but Miranda wouldn't have a stylist correct she may not be styled no you can't put Miranda in a box though we just that's what I did I watched so much desperate house I was Ben is obsessed with re-watching and honestly it's such a good show it's like one thing we can really agree on so I pretty much wrote it oh I went to Times Square and I saw our billboard Jax and I are on a huge billboard in Times Square about it I know on 44th and 7th and it's so funny because we've both posted about it on social media so much and one thing we've like

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kind of majorly left out of this big story is like right after our billboard is a billboard for the good guys we like did it together yeah like they helped us and like it rotates between us and you would never know that from our content social media yeah so we also saw the good guys billboard also saw the good guys billboard

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It's so cool. So that's what I did. I don't think I did anything else like worth recapping, especially when we have such a big recap coming up with the Grammys. Like it was my whole day yesterday. I got, I like sat at like six to watch red carpet. And by the time it was 1130, I still hadn't even seen like song of the year. And I actually got angry and turned it off.

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It was a really interesting Grammys because I can't remember one in recent history where every category was truly so stacked. Like best new artist, song of the year, record of the year, album of the year. There were seriously three or four in each category that could have won and there would be no contest for me.

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So it was really fun to be on the edge of your seat and really not know who was going to win. Now I have my thoughts obviously on the winners, not Taylor going home with seriously no awards. And Billie Eilish. Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't mean as much to me.

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And I will say something. Because I'm, like, extremely hard on Billie Eilish. I'm not, like, a big fan of hers. That song.

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It's so... Amazing. And that's what music does. It transcends everything. Because when that song comes on, I'm sorry. I want you to stay. And I love you till the day that I die. I'm sorry. That song is fucking beautiful. Try not crying. Seriously.

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I thought her performance left much to be desired.

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No, and you don't have to be big on the bells and whistles if you're going to like show up with like one really strong category. Song?

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no no category like some people really just show up with their vocals some people show up with their dancing Shakira you know I feel like she was lip-syncing the whole time but who gives a shit because her dancing was so amazing you have to lead really strong with one thing if you're gonna be like sort of a stripped back type of performer and I didn't feel like she was leading with much for her it's that song

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Yeah, and it was kind of crazy because like Sabrina was right after and Sabrina was firing on all cylinders. 10 out of 10 wardrobe, set design, hair, vocals, choreography, tap dancing, feathers, like everything. And then it was like Billie Eilish in a field in her basketball shorts. It was just like.

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So I think we've already started, but should we dive in to our first story, which is the Grays.

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The rain was vicious, like truly vicious. I love the parade. It's literally the best time of year. It's the most beautiful thing ever. And I hope to be invited back next year so I can like actually see it in like the sun.

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That was my next point. We absolutely have to talk about Dasha. Now, I'm extremely sympathetic to any sort of faux pas when it comes to wardrobe, hair, makeup, especially in the rain. So the fact that she began singing and had probably been on that float for two hours, drenched in rain, so her extensions were still straight, but her natural hair was curly and she had a mullet.

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Thank you for explaining that to me. I thought that was a style choice and I didn't mind it. No, because I saw her TikToks like on the way in the car and she had like a full glam blowout, but the extensions like stayed one way and the natural hair reverted to its natural state.

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And then her lipstick was all, like she obviously wasn't wearing waterproof lipstick, which was a huge mistake on behalf of her makeup artist. But like all these things are par for the course. I think it- Like that's like someone falling, like I'm not mad at you, like forgive yourself. A thousand percent. But what I can't forgive- And what I actually want to forget is the outfit.

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I was actually, her performance was so, it struck me in so many ways. One, because of the lipstick, obviously, but that's really not her fault. And then I just started looking at her and I was like, what the hell are you wearing? Like, seriously, you're wearing underwear and a bra. First of all, it's one degree outside. It's pouring rain. And this is a show for kids.

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Yeah. There was no need for that. And I feel like maybe every year, like, there's always one new pop star on the scene who, like, wants to make a moment and just, like, be inappropriate. And I just feel like the Thanksgiving Day Parade is not the place for that. It's really just a beautiful family-friendly affair. And perhaps it's the maternal spirit taking over me.

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But I actually found it downright offensive.

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There's a time and a place for pushing the envelope. And it's not in kids spaces. It's not in kids spaces. So she kind of definitely was a moment for me.

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It did sort of unite the nation. And hopefully she just takes, you know, this is a learning process. So hopefully that's just something she learns.

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Maybe she's not American. Is she? It was for 21+.

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Yeah, but with the botching of the National Anthem, like, I don't think that people set out to, like, be disrespectful. You think she set out? I mean, if you know where you're going and, like, you put on that outfit, like, you... She's not blind.

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Also, it was the... No, and Jackie, like, imagine, like, at dress rehearsals and stuff, like, you're standing next to Mickey Mouse and that's the outfit you're wearing. Like, it's not nice.

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Other than that, all I did all weekend was, like, eat everything in sight. And I watched so much television. Ben made me watch D...

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You are. I'm so Texan. This ain't Texas. And it's been great.

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one two and three the mighty ducks have you ever seen them i thought you were gonna say descendants one two and three oh i wish jackie seriously and i think ben had this experience too which sucks because he loved these movies growing up then you watch them as an adult and you're like oh emilio estevez is a freak like the movies are horrible and emilio estevez like leaving after the second movie when the franchise was so popular like it's big time losery of him um i can't believe you watched that i fell asleep no one could ever make me watch something like that during both um

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Jackie, well I was really, I was in one of those moods where I was like nauseous and everything was making me nauseous. Everything Ben was suggesting to watch. So then he just put on Disney Plus and for some reason Disney Plus like settles my stomach. Like I find it unoffensive. So I'm like put on whatever you want. And I was like going to sleep within the hour.

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He's like, we have to watch Mighty Ducks. I'm like, okay, you know what? I read Keenan's book actually. We don't have to watch Mighty Ducks. I had heard a lot about it, you know, growing up. And I wanted to see what it was about. I feel like you had to be there. You know, it's one of those things. It was horrible. And seriously, maybe I'm just like an adult now.

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There were so many inconsistencies in the movie. I'm like, how could you have watched this? It makes no fucking sense. Yeah. The movies are horrible.

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See the great studios of America. If, you know, you know, barring there's no like tech issues afterwards and I'm able to get the episode up. Like you are free to move to Dallas. I'm loving this studio that you're at. This curtain is gorgeous. And we'll just have to get you like some wallpaper and you're good.

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Jackie, can I tell you what happens in the movie? Like you're going to crack up. It's so stupid. Ready?

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So Emilio Estevez is this big time lawyer and he gets pulled over for a DUI and like part of his community service is like coaching this peewee team and this peewee team he gets like the bad district like they stink and all the other teams have like a lot of money and they're really good and they're in Minnesota where like hockey is life.

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So in the first movie, you know, he turns it around, gives them love and attention, and they're really good, and I think they win, like, the Pee Wee Championship, okay? It's classic Globo Jim versus Average Joes. Just wait. First of all, they never would have beat the other teams. Like, it's just absurd. Okay, but I can suspend disbelief they beat the other teams because they had...

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I don't know, heart. In the second movie, after such a banger first season, who takes notice of Emilio Estevez and his team? Oh, just the Junior Olympics, okay? And they hire Emilio Estevez and the Ducks to join you one peewee season after. And you stink. And all the kids are homeless street rats. I don't understand where they come from. They keep picking kids up off the street.

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Now you're going to the Olympics. Oh, and by the way, spoiler alert, they win. It's so stupid. Damn. It's a perfect movie for a kid because you really need to know nothing to believe it. Yeah, it's for the Elk of Dreamers. It's for the Elk of Dreamers. Then I also watched The Empress, which I feel like you were talking about.

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Emperor Franz. And she was married to the worst emperor of all time. I don't know what the perception of Sisi and Hermann's was prior to this. Are they known? Are they like the greats? What do people think of them? Because I think she's fucking annoying. And he was seriously one of the worst emperors. And I don't know. Spoiler alert. I know the Austrian emperor is...

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I know the Austrian Empire no longer exists. I don't know how they got there, but I imagine Cece and her dumb ass husband were a part of it, because they are some of the worst leaders on the planet.

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That must have been exciting to have booked that role. They're looking for the most beautiful woman in all of Europe, and mom, I got the role. That is exciting. I keep thinking about that.

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Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Who's that? Wait.

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oh my God, the more you know, I'm about to slay Jeopardy.

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And Ben loved The Empress. Like we woke up every day on the holiday weekend. He was like, should we watch? Should we watch? I couldn't believe he was so obsessed with it. I highly recommend like just a good swirly drama while also you learn something. Like I was, I met Napoleon. I said, oh, I know you. Like it's really legit.

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I'm glad you brought that up because me and Ben were discussing that as well. I said it's a real testament to how good this show is because if it were any other show, the second I realized it's not in English and I have to watch like a mismatched lips speaking, I would have turned it off. And it didn't even bother me. Like I didn't even notice it.

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non-fiction dramas even though they changed some stuff i think um the empress on netflix finally season two is here and i'm all caught up on yellowstone i'm sure you're not because you're not home but did you watch the episode before last no i'm now too behind after last night something really crazy happens may have been we're shocked I won't spoil it. Watch it, like download it for the plane.

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So it was just like kind of like a rotting weekend for me. I like lost brain cells and gained pounds, you know?

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Right? Like, I don't know. I just feel robbed. Right.

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I also think because like Texas really has its own culture. Like that's so different than like Florida, New York, even though like you're like in a Texas Jewish community, it feels so culturally different. Literally could be another country, Texas. Like they have their own set of rules, their own set of everything.

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Florida is like an annex of New York.

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No, I don't think so. But I think like it's something people wonder, like that's where Zach's from. You have so much family there.

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They're having a meeting about it.

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Oh, I'm always like everywhere I go like picturing like what my life would look like in that place.

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Yeah. No, it's fab here. The second we wrapped Wednesday's episode last week, our last episode of the week, huge news about Vanderpump Rules came out. Then our faves got engaged over the weekend. Like I kind of love taking five days off because it makes the day we come back so exciting.

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Of course. And then the stories are storying. And when you don't pick up the phone when I call you, then it makes it so much more exciting to talk to you on the toes. Like I actually look forward to coming into work because I'm like, oh, I get to see my long lost sister.

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what oh did i even tell you well no you didn't because you've literally been ignoring me for for weeks i haven't spoken to you seriously since the toast on thursday wednesday i have not spoken to you i mean we did finally facetime last night so you could see for 10 seconds i didn't we didn't even have swirly chat so we haven't swirly chatted since the toast on tuesday i seriously know nothing about you i don't know where you are nothing about you and you don't even know what like what i've been through this weekend

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Yeah, that was my fault. I was taking my daily two-hour nap, so please respect pregnant woman. The second time I was watching Yellowstone, my stupid fucking phone was on do not disturb from the nap. I forgot to turn it off after the nap. That one was my fault. The third one, I was watching the new episode of Yellowstone. You call me at like 8.15. It started at 8. I can't apologize for that.

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But what I can apologize for is, like, I picked up my phone at 824 and I saw that you called me at 820. So I was four minutes late. Like, pick up when I call you back.

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I was chatting. So that's why I don't want you moving to Dallas because I seriously can't get in contact with you. And we're in different time zones. Yes, although I kind of like the different time zones because I'm laying in bed. It's like 8.30. I'm like, shit, normally I'd be like, oh, I miss the boys. They're asleep. But it's really 7.30 and they were up.

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So I actually don't mind the time difference.

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She spent it in Nashville with her family and Travis's family. The Kelseys, all of them came. Even Kylie and the girls.

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I've been using the Vega more gross here I'm ever since like my hair started falling out a year and a half ago like one of the worst experiences of my life I really don't want to talk about it But recently I've been using so many more Vega more hair products because I'm just so like conscious of ingredients Especially like Jack's got me on that Jackie Oh natural plan so like the Vega more grow shampoo and conditioner is now part of my my weekly wash routines

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Jackie, I don't even know how we can continue on, like seriously even begin the show without acknowledging where the hell you are. You guys. ¿Dónde está Jax? ¿Dónde está La Fole? La Fole es en Estudio Nueva. If you're watching on YouTube, you're probably like, what holiday extravaganza is Jackie filming from?

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Thank you, Turtimore. What can I say except...

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You're welcome. Moana 2 is out now. Yes, Olivia saw it over the weekend. She loved it.

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And there was a new episode of Shenanigans out that really added some color.

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And to be clear, that's the upcoming season? Yes. So they don't even get like goodbye or nothing. It's like you're fired.

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So I understand completely, and I don't disagree with why they did this. Like, it's not sustainable. However, having said that, they did attempt a small-ish sort of reboot, and I think those were some of the worst years on Vanderpump Rules. Like, dreadful storylines, dreadful people. Max, Brett, Danica, Charlie. Like, that was horrible.

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So I don't have a lot of faith that this new reboot show they're gonna put together is gonna be good. Having said that, I actually think that a lot of the cast graduating, like the whole tie to Sir makes no sense anymore. Like these people are parents. So having Lala, Sheena, I find Tom Schwartz really like an interesting choice.

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Having them graduate to the Valley, especially when the Valley was so successful, I think is natural. I just, I think this is the end of the OG show because no one is going to watch this.

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Well, what I had heard... was that Ariana was in negotiations, and she doesn't give a fuck. She has so many opportunities.

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So not only did she want, I think, like a million dollars, something huge, she also wanted stipulations in her contract that she didn't have to film any scenes with Sandoval, no scenes with Lala, like things that really make the show, we're going to pay you a million dollars and you're not even going to participate, like really not. It's not workable.

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Well, Roni, yeah, is the natural comparison. Roni felt really premature. I don't think there was really a lot of demand. It didn't feel like they were at this standstill. There was an issue that the women were drinking too much and going on in circles, and then the next morning they had no idea what they were talking about, so it felt like a little bit of a waste of time.

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But there were fixes to it, and the women really wanted it. Now it's like everybody shows up to Vanderpump Girls and they don't even want to be there. There's a lack of interest, and I think that's where the two situations are really different. But Bravo just doesn't have a great track record thus far of rebooting shows.

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Did you hear this? No. Oh, my God.

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Yeah, I think that we feel it. I think we're not, like everyone, we're not feeling nothing. Like there's something there. If there ever was a reason for them to not, especially from Lala's POV, it was her relationship with Katie, even when it was strained. But when she was on Watch Dogs Live, she said she hasn't spoken to Katie. Like there is no friendship there.

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Now they don't even work together on the show. Like what the hell does Lala owe Katie? I think it's definitely a possibility. And it could be one of those things that like gives the Valley something Like it's sort of Scandaval moment. Like it would be huge.

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But the thing is even Scandaval didn't save Vanderpump Rules. No, sorry, gave it a season and a half. Yeah, it gives you a little bit more life. But maybe like the production company couldn't afford it and the Valley could. Because Sheena Lala, I mean Sheena and not Tom Schwartz actually, just Sheena is the only one going to the Valley. who was an OG cast member from Vanderpump Rules season one.

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So she was one of the hot, her, Katie Maloney and Tom Sandoval were the only people who from season one were full-time cast members. So they were the highest paid on Vanderpump Rules. I guarantee you Sheena took a significant pay cut to be on the Valley, but that's, you know, that sustains her podcast. That sustains her Instagram, all the things that make her money. Her YouTube.

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and i think no oh no i think the only person who wasn't invited to the valley and i understand why but i do think it's a mess to not have james kennedy on tv at all and he needs to get married he i bet i bet you now he gets engaged and they have a baby just so he can get on the valley like i like how having a baby or like trying to conceive is like literally the one rule to getting on the valley which is why i don't understand how tom schwartz but that's so tom schwartz that has been tom schwartz's

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It's disgusting what they're trying to do to you. Maybe it's because you abandoned your family and God wanted to punish you because you literally.

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Tom Schwartz is just one of those people, and I think that's why so many of the cast members had fights. They're like bored under a lucky star. He never worked at Sir. He never worked for Lisa Vanderpump. He ends up getting his own bar. He is a huge castmate on this show. He never worked at the restaurant and served all those years in the back alley smoking cigarettes like everybody else.

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He never put in his time, but he gets these things because he's like a likable guy. It's actually so unfair. Yeah.

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Because he's also, like, kind of, I consider him more of, like, the new generation. Yeah, like, he could be on the reboot. Yeah, he could.

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But he does live there. Yeah, he lives at the airport.

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I don't know if that's in the Valley. Yeah.

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Now we know why there was that weird montage.

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You know that it's our time. These are the best days of our lives. Just raise your glasses high. This one's for you tonight.

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That's terrible. I'm really sorry. Like nothing ruins a holiday weekend more than both ends.

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Actually, I feel like it depends on who you follow, because mine came up. Haley Steinfeld is the lead.

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I opened my phone and saw this and like actually made a sound. Like I was like, ah, like I knew these people. Did we not talk about this one week ago that they need to get engaged in like the comparisons between them and Taylor and Travis? Not then Taylor and Travis both liking this photo, like giving them ideas and shit.

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And it's working out. Also, I don't know if you saw Josh Allen's ex making a little bit of drama. Somebody had left a comment on her post being like, you need to find another NFL boyfriend now that yours is taken. Something obnoxious. And she responded, well, actually, my current boyfriend is the owner of the team, so no more CTE morons, something like that. Oh, my God.

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Wait, and then she deleted the post, deleted the comments, and wrote on her Instagram, sorry, guys, my Instagram's been getting hacked all weekend, like, trying to figure it out. Stay tuned. Okay, like, seriously, lying about your Instagram being hacked or any social media is the biggest loser thing you could do on the planet. And it does remind me.

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It was both ends. Crazy. Oh, she's crazy.

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Do you remember when Kacey Musgraves liked a tweet that was derogatory about Taylor Swift and then said her Twitter was hacked? No. I do. It was years ago, before Kacey was Kacey. It was niche to me because I knew Kacey, but people didn't know Kacey.

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chip on her shoulder yeah you know she has that lyric never part of no big machine don't sound like good old boys club me yeah no if you're if you've been present for the lawyer like you could find things with taylor and kelsey but uh excuse me what's her name casey casey uh Yeah. Lying about your social media is getting hacked. Like when you said something that you didn't like, it's a move.

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I respect it, but it's a really bad move. I actually don't respect it.

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I don't know who she was referring to. She says she, her current boyfriend owns a team. And so she doesn't have to deal with any CTE idiots.

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And I actually watched the bills game last night. Did you see the bills played the 49ers? And it was like, 15 inches of snow. Like it was insane. People couldn't get to their seats. Okay. And the Bills won. And before the game started, I had a thought. And then the more I was watching, and this is going to offend some Bills fans. I'm like, seriously, I don't give a fuck.

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So like eat my ass because I actually like the Bills. But the Bills like have been consistently good for a couple of years. They don't win the Super Bowl, but like they're always good, especially with Josh Allen. Like they're good. And they always have like a good record, right? Because you play half your games at home and like you're training in the snow.

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And then you have people from the Miami Dolphins and the people playing in California come to your town and obviously you win. And I saw this guy holding a sign that had like a statistic and they put it on TV. I'm like, you guys shouldn't be proud of that. It makes us realize like maybe you're not that good. You're just good at beating people like in the snow because this guy held a sign.

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It was like, we're 10 and one at home since 2020. Like for the last four years, you've barely lost any games at home. Okay, so like that's why you're good because you trick people to come in. Get a roof. Why is there no roof? Like literally in Minnesota where it's always snowing, the Vikings have a roof. Why the fuck would you A, like subject your players to playing in the snow?

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Like it's such a bad health risk. And two, like it's a trick. I bet you if they closed that roof and they all played regular games and there was like air conditioning and shit like that, their record at home would not be so good. I don't know if you guys are ready for that conversation.

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So you're kind of like letting everyone know like you're on your period, kind of. Like if you have a bit of an attitude today, that's why. Then that's everyone knows why I used to share my periods. Oh, I wanted to talk about periods.

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No, that doesn't make you a good football player because you know how to slip and slide on snow.

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you like to dip yeah no and it's like it maybe if there were other and you know how to pop and lock and Jackie there are no maybe maybe once every couple of years will it snow during a game like in New York like it's very rare but it's consistently always there's like a ton of games every season I just feel like we're not having that conversation out loud about Buffalo and now I've said it

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Welcome back to the Toast, and happy Monday that, if there ever were a Monday, today would be the one.

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Just get a roof, and, like, let's see what happens then. I would love to know, like, what the stats.

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She fades to black. I would just love to know what the stats would be with a roof.

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Not only that, sometimes it does hurt to get a quote because then you get like follow-up emails and texts for months on end. I got a quote. And then I decided not to do it. Of course, that's what happens. The quote talks you out of the project.

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You had to pay for the time of the quote?

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The biggest. Everybody knows this. Oh my God. If you're looking to swindle someone out of money, like the vulnerable, she's right here. Yeah. No, it's true. I won't even deny it. Jackie, you don't pay for a quote. That's like seriously the whole concept.

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Yeah, you two balance each other out.

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right you sound like somebody who got hurt i got hurt i got terrible i'm so sorry i feel better anyways mazel tov to hailey steinfeld and josh allen i hope that he will be converting i hope they have a big beautiful wedding yeah yeah she is steinfeld steinfeld yeah i never thought of that so i hope that i'll meet you under the chuppah job do you think josh allen will wear a yarmulke oh my god i'm freaking i was excited about these two before i even realized that yeah

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You think Taylor and Travis will be at the wedding? No. Well, that will be the big tell. But I think Taylor gets invited to a lot of weddings. And unless, like, you're a true ride-or-die best friend, she's not going to go. She's actually, like, a distraction. Like, yeah, it's cool to have Taylor Swift at your wedding. No one's looking at you. I guess. Unless it's like Abigail, you know?

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Maybe Taylor Swift stopped being friends with Hailee Steinfeld when Hailee Steinfeld released a song. Gonna love myself. No, I don't need anybody else. Because Taylor was like, I can't be friends with somebody who wrote the best song of all time because it'll just make me look bad. Because love myself. Actually, her very brief.

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foray into pop stardom is some of the best music what was that other one in capital letters yeah and then there was one more um when i get chills at night no that's love myself hold on hold on no she really like slayed the pop game for 30 seconds and then she kind of slays everything that she does it's true she doesn't flop

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Do the curtains match the drapes?

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Most girls are strong and smart and beautiful. Most girls work hard. We all go far. Unstoppable. I'm obsessed. No. Starving. I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you. That has over a billion streams. Jackie, both times when I sat down to write my... Grammy award-winning songs, Toast and 100%, I spoke to the producer and the songwriter and they were like, what's your vibe?

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Like, who do you, they were like, Jess Glynn. And I literally said, no, Hailee Steinfeld. And they were like, oh, okay. Both times.

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So you can see the curtain, yeah. Wait, I had something to say. Oh, you know, I was thinking yesterday about something I've always thought about like being pregnant is like, oh, like a nice fun bonus of being pregnant in addition to, you know, the joy of life is like you don't get your period for like a year, right? Right. And so it occurred to me.

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Most Girls is a Toasty anthem and Love Myself is really good. Shut up. Love Myself is really good. But if you do look below the lyrics, like beyond the surface lyrics, it is a song about masturbation. Do you know that?

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Okay. Now I'm trying to like figure out why Nashville, but I think just logistically when she has a house in every port, you know, he was going, Trav had to go on, what was his game?

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What day did he play? Whatever. He had to get to Vegas. So I guess maybe her L.A. home would have been better. No, it's not the vibe. New York makes no sense. Like, it's just too far from Vegas. So Nashville's kind of halfway there.

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No, but in terms of her options, she has an L.A., Nashville, New York, and Rhode Island in America, right? Those four? Yeah.

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So it was really only going to be L.A. or Nashville. And I guess, yeah, you have to consider the vibes.

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And then I think you also have to think about hospitality. Like everyone's staying at your house. Like which house has more bedrooms? Now I don't know the layout of both houses. I would have thought her L.A. one was bigger. But in terms of bedrooms, like you have to think about the Kelsey parents and the Swift parents are both divorced. So it's four bedrooms. Yeah.

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They were. So it's Jason and Kylie, a fifth bedroom.

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The girls, six. Taylor and Travis, that's seven. Is the brother there with his fiance, Austin, for sure. Unless he was with his fiance's family, but that's eight. Let's say conservatively, that's before any friends, assistants, eight bedrooms. So you guys think, which of my houses has eight guest bedrooms? I'm sure most of them.

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So definitely Nashville does because otherwise they would have done Holiday House. Yeah, which is such a vibe. And I guess when you have a private jet, it doesn't really matter, but it's a little inconvenient.

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Now, this is really behavior of two people who are betrothed.

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like over the weekend, it's been a couple of months since I got my period. And let me tell you, I don't care. Like I would take my period over some of the side effects I'm experiencing. Like it's literally not a perk.

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I think that it's just really serious type of behavior. And of course, you can do this with your boyfriend. You actually don't do this with your boyfriend. I know, especially your boyfriend. Okay, let's say you're just like people who've decided not to get married. So he's your boyfriend of like 15 years. Your life partner. Your boyfriend of a year. And a half.

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A year and give or take a few months. No, it's really serious. It's serious behavior. Yeah, they started in July. So a year and what? Four months? Half. It's serious.

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Yawn. It's so true. The more intimate, the better.

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I remember everything. What kind of music do you think that Taylor and Travis listen to together? Because I think individually, they probably have really different tastes in music.

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She's also very country. And I know he likes Morgan Wallen. So he likes country too. I can't see her liking Morgan Wallen.

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She'll totally sing herself. No kidding.

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It's also crazy that we know, no?

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I think if we ever get pics, like it would be of the tablescape and it would be in three years. And we'll be like, oh, that was the Thanksgiving we talked about in 2024.

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Yeah, Taylor is like, and I mean this in a positive way, like really corny and she loves like a baked treat and she definitely gets into the theme and the spirit. Like I love that about her. So she definitely like lays the table very Hallmark and maybe they got together and watched the Hallmark movie about them that Donna's in.

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But with Saks.com and their holiday gift guide, you'll be able to find the perfect gifts for her, gifts for him, beauty, gifts for kids, anything with ease. We all need a little inspiration when it comes to holiday shopping, and Saks.com provides you with just that. Let's not forget that Saks.com can also help you find your own holiday vibe.

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I'm here just to constantly remind everyone about the perks and the downfalls. And there are definitely more negatives than there are perks. I discovered a few perks this weekend. Like Romeo shit his crate. And I walked in to wake him up and the room smelled. And I'm like, did somebody die? It was so smelly. And then I opened the crate and I was like, ah!

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And so you just like rush by stuff that you think is right and you end up getting the wrong thing. So doing it in such a civilized way on Saks.com. Their website is so organized, so user-friendly. The holiday gift guides are great. Get ready to be the best gift giver ever. Find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every heart to shop for person this season at Saks.com.

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And I literally went running out of the room gagging. And it was such an ordeal to clean it up. And I didn't have to do any of it. Ben did it all. So there are small silver linings to this journey.

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Thank you so much. Jacqueline Follet.

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all is to say like it doesn't look good the thing is it looks bad like I don't even think there were mixed reviews because I didn't see anybody saying anything positive like it's a bad beard now I don't know if he's just a person who doesn't favor beards or this is a particularly bad one it's a little unkempt it's a little too big I happen to have really liked it I like when very good looking people look a little bit ugly it makes them relatable to me and I think it's like humbling and I don't

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now let me ask you in what world would romeo have shot his crate pregnant or not pregnant and you would be cleaning it up instead of ben so funny because i shared this on my instagram and i got that reception a lot and i'm shocked that people would think that like i would let ben clean up duty like he's such an insufficient cleaner and you know okay cleaning a dish is different than cleaning up duty like in my home anytime romeo's had an accident like doing all the laundry and like

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I don't dislike it. I actually think overall his Q score will go up from this, but he does need to get rid of it. But just knowing he's capable of looking ugly, that's so human, you know?

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Well, if I'm his lady love, I'm just, I'm grateful and I'm not going to be complaining. Like, hey, you should shave your beard.

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The thing is, is that if you look at Olivia, she has very beautiful skin. And I can't see that, like, rough, coarse beard hair, like, being gentle on her skin.

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Because her skin is her business, you know? Like, that's how she makes a living.

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Maybe, maybe. But you know that there are people who experience, what's that thing called? Like, beard burn?

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Oh, man, you don't know? It happened to, like, one of my best friends in college when she was, like, dating her husband. Dating a bearded man?

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Well, no, yeah, I guess if you date a bearded man, yes. Like if you kiss them, like some people have really sensitive skin. I'm surprised this never happened to you because you have such sensitive skin where you literally break out into a rash and like just from getting kissed.

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No, this like lasts a day or two.

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Google beard burn. It's like on your chin. No, it's just like blotchy and red.

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Yeah. Well, some people have it really bad. It's called beard burn. And that's why like their husbands have to, you know, live a beard free life, a beard free life. So maybe we need Olivia to fake a little bit of beard burn and then be like, Jacob, you have to shave luck.

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It is important that we all encourage our husbands at different points to look ugly because that's my man, right? Who are you looking so good for? No, and it's like nobody's going to want you.

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I guess it's good that Ben doesn't brush his teeth. Yeah, and I'll tell everyone, my husband doesn't brush his teeth. Don't kiss him.

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That wasn't ever confirmed that Hailey Bieber's. I thought that I think that was fake. Really? The Hailey Bieber shade. Because first of all, them naming Justin Bieber number eight is actually like extremely generous. I feel like that's accurate.

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Yeah. And then the comment that she allegedly left on a billboard post was never seen. I don't know that that comment was real.

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I don't remember. Okay. It's so of not important. Right, right. Sorry to number three. And also I think Billboard doesn't know the definition of a pop star because there are people who are left off that list and then there are people who are on, there's bands on that list. Yeah. So I guess a band is a pop star and then that means like where Maroon 5 wasn't on the list and they should have been.

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spraying down the crate. That's obviously me. I was surprised that so many people thought like that would be a Ben job no matter what. Like, are you guys crazy? I would never leave him in charge of fecal matter in the home. It's too serious. It's too grave.

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Like they don't know what a pop star is. And then like some people on there weren't pop stars.

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I agree completely. But I don't know, was The Weeknd on there?

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Really? Yeah. He just, he just operates under the radar. That's the thing. But like 20 Bruno Mars.

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Oh, that's wrong. He should be top five.

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This is like the thing. This is her Roman Empire.

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It's true. It's true. Now, I really want to talk about two things. One. One, can we just quickly discuss what you think of them giving Beyonce one and Taylor two? I disagree with that, but I do understand that this is subjective, and someone could argue both sides. There are things that Beyonce's definitely better at, and there are things that Taylor is definitely better at.

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I happen to think the list of things that Taylor is better at is just a little bit longer, which is why she would've been number one. But I'm not mad, Beyonce's one of the greatest, so if she's gonna be one or two, I get it. If I made the list, I would've done the opposite.

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He did. And I, you know, with a watchful eye behind him, I was really being like, I was being really nutty. Oh, also so much going on. First of all, So if you're a Patreon member, you know this already, but over the weekend we dropped two fabulous episodes. One of them was Ben and I, we recorded a Patreon over Thanksgiving Day weekend.

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No, that's a really good point.

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Their statement was like it was an oversight.

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It is, and I feel like Taylor went through a period in her life, and I don't know if she's still existing in this space, where anytime there was something within culture that she found

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offensive like she would speak on it like Ginny and Georgia you know she called out Netflix for making that joke and so I think there was a time where she would have spoken on this I don't think she's really about that life anymore and also like Billboard is such a strategic part you can't like alienate Billboard right if you're an artist like her who cares about all the accolades and the charts like they are a strategic partner of hers so I don't know if she would say anything

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No. How many copies of Lover sold 2024? In the first half of 2024, it sold 208,000 copies. So I guess let's say 410. OK. OK, wait.

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I never told you that. Copies of Cowboy Carter sold 2024. By the way, oh, the album's first sales, first week, I'm sorry, 407,000. So no, that's not true.

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So many people have been wanting to hear from Ben like post-pregnancy. It was the funniest episode and it was supposed to be about like pregnancy and like the journey and fatherhood and it was, but like there was a big chunk in the middle, probably like 25 minutes that just became a referendum on hygiene. And we had this big conversation about teeth brushing.

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No, and by the way, I saw people arguing both sides of why it should be Taylor, why it should be... And there are really compelling arguments. Like, you know, the fact that Taylor is the sole songwriter of most of her music and she plays multiple instruments is like a huge factor that compared to Beyonce is not. Also...

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I mean, if you compare, I think, like, a big thing is, like, being a pop star is, like, the dancing, and that's, like, Beyonce's, like, you know, amazing, and Taylor, you know, she's gotten better, but it's not, like, her thing. Yeah. Also, like, the number of number one hits, according to Billboard, how many times you've been number one on the charts with Taylor was so much more.

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So there are compelling arguments on both sides, and that's why there's really no wrong answer. It's not wrong to say Beyonce's number one. I just would have made Taylor number one.

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And by the way, it's important to note that Kelly Clarkson was noticeably absent from this list in general. That's why this list is disgusting, okay? And that's why this list is disgusting. It's actually so true. So why aren't us caring?

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It's not my place. What do the Clarkson fans call themselves?

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What's the name of Kelly Clarkson fans club?

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That's the name of her official fan club.

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Yeah, that's not a good one. Sorry.

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Maybe that's why she's not on the list.

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You don't need frivolous things like that.

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It's true. Like, you're mothers, you're lawyers, you're business owners. Like, you're not Arianators.

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And I think I might be an Arianator. I just am.

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Really compelling, thought-provoking. Yeah.

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Where you would be interested.

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We don't talk about threads. Like that failure. That was really crazy.

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I don't know if you know this, like I have a husband and I'm glad that I shared it because it turns out a lot of people do. I have a husband who like I fight with to brush his teeth. Like it's like I have to beg and plead to get on my knees. OK. And then we had a bunch of like dental professionals in the comments sounding off.

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No, but if you're writing shit on threads and not other places, like do you not want people to see it?

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And you're getting dangerously close.

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So, I have to say, the studio has been a dream. Let's just pray that my, what do you keep looking up at?

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Are you at the Marrakesh Film Festival?

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Keep Your Man Ugly: Monday, December 2nd, 2024

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um will you be in the studio tomorrow no oh no we'll discuss oh am i supposed to know something about tomorrow's show yeah are you not on yeah that was the plan were you gonna tell me that it's fine i'll get bent to sub for you but remember i kept saying december 4th december 4th no you don't remember search december 4 in your texts No, what I'm going to do is text Ben. He's so dramatic.

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Like when I make any like sort of change to his schedule.

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Keep Your Man Ugly: Monday, December 2nd, 2024

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Can you host the toast with me tomorrow? Question mark. By the way, we can record early if you want to come back to the studio. You just let me know.

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Just makes you think. And then Zach has to get the boys ready for the play. Not you.

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No, Ben, like Ben won't be like. difficult about it but then he all he wants to do is come on and promote good guys and Spritz so he'll be like I'll make it work yeah no he loves it and everyone loves him so it's like as much as I'm gonna miss you guys and of course like I'd love to see my curtain again yeah it's all to the good I would love to see your curtain again too so we'll discuss offline

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Keep Your Man Ugly: Monday, December 2nd, 2024

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Yeah, she really wanted to promote Gizno, so she rented this studio.

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Yeah. About how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are.

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And I just wanted to ask if you had to choose one time of day to brush your teeth, that would be like the most impactful. When do you think it would be?

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the morning so it actually turns out that what they say in the dental field is like you brush your teeth in the morning for the world but you brush your teeth at night for your dentist like for the actual health of your teeth it's much more important to brush at night and that's what i'm always fighting ben apparently like it's a thing that men do like they don't brush their teeth at night and oh my god it was so funny on the podcast do you ever have to like push him to brush his teeth in the morning

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Keep Your Man Ugly: Monday, December 2nd, 2024

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No, and so this is Ben's philosophy. He brushes his teeth in the shower. He leaves his toothbrush and his toothpaste in the shower, and he always showers in the morning. So sometimes he showers before bed, and then he'll brush his teeth. But to him, taking the toothbrush out of the shower and bringing it to the sink is such a journey that he just couldn't possibly bear the brunt of it.

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So sometimes he ends up not brushing his teeth. And I seriously have gotten to the habit of being like, I'm going to brush my teeth. Should we do it together? Like, making it a fun activity. Like... Maybe you could get him a toothbrush shaped like an airplane. I've actually gotten then another toothbrush for him that we leave at the sink. So you have your sink toothbrush.

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Keep Your Man Ugly: Monday, December 2nd, 2024

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A toothbrush shaped like a fork. Jackie, I left him a toothbrush at the sink. And then so he has one in the shower. He doesn't have to move it. And then one in the sink. Cut to a few weeks later, he was like, went to go brush his teeth and he's using my toothbrush. And I said, what are you doing? He said, this is my toothbrush. I said, no, it's fucking not.

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So we can't even, we can't handle having two toothbrushes at the sink.

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Well, sometimes it does feel like I am his mother. Like this morning, I had to call him into the kitchen and being like, listen, you're not in trouble. But I love to hand wash dishes. I actually feel like sometimes the dishwasher just gives me like yucky vibes. So certain things, if there's not raw meat, like we use a knife to cut a vegetable, it can be hand washed.

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Well, knives should be hand washed anyway. Yes, of course. I do know that. But I'm just using it as an example. So we have this drying rack. And when I come in the morning, like there's a couple of dishes on the drying rack that are dry. And almost every single one of them still has food on it. So I had to call him in and be like, listen, I want to talk to you about something.

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You're not in trouble. But like, this is unacceptable. He had a meeting with the supervisor. Like, you can't put away dishes with food. And seriously, he had the absolute audacity to say to me, listen, I tried my best. A for effort. I'm like, that's unacceptable. This isn't like a test on math. You didn't try your best. You just didn't try. Like, the spoon was still sticky.

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Weaponized incompetence. Yeah. That is a classic case. I'm trying to get all of this under control before, you know, God willing, the baby comes. Because like, I can't live like this. Two children. I can't.

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Is literally boot camp. All's that to say, there's a great new Patreon episode that you guys are going to love. So head over to patreon.com slash the toast. And let's talk about our holiday weekends because I kicked off the holiday going to the parade, which I had talked to everyone about, like how excited I was.

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Keep Your Man Ugly: Monday, December 2nd, 2024

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And of course, like the year that I get to go to the Thanksgiving Day Parade, front row seats, VIP treatment is the day of like the biggest storm. Apparently, New York has been experiencing droughts. I had no idea. So it was like a good storm.

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Well, me and Ben were, like, shuffling in and out, which, like, you weren't supposed to do once you get to your seats. Like, you're really not supposed to move. But I'm sorry. Like, we were sitting in the torrential rain. And they had this, like, fabulous little lounge inside with, like, a ton of food and stuff. So we kept, like, going back and forth.

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But also we very quickly realized our seats were, like, three seats off camera. Like, we were just – out of the view.

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So even when I was there, like for sitting, no one was seeing me, which was just, it was definitely upsetting, except that I wore this coat and they made me put a poncho, they didn't make me, but they gave out these ponchos and like, I'm sitting in the rain, so I'm wearing the poncho. And something about the way the poncho laid on my jacket, I actually looked like a linebacker. Like I looked huge.

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I had this like hump, like a turtle, like I had this shell on my back. And I actually, I did not want to be seen, turtle to turtle. I didn't want to be seen on television. So I was actually grateful for the seats. But it was star studded, let me tell you. Who was I sitting next to? Jessica Chastain and her kids and her husband. Tell us everything. Skylar Astin, obviously.

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the elk of a spirited woman. No. And the thing is, and this is not going to be a relatable sentiment to our listeners. So you guys, I apologize. But when you are like as homegrown as we are, everything we do, our studio, we built ourself, our tech, we run ourself to just walk into a studio and have everything done for you. Like, okay, am I Mariah Carey?

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I spoke to Ben. Oh, and then- You were sitting next to Jessica Chastain. Like, was there a word exchange? So the thing is, is that Jessica Chastain and I both actually follow each other on social media. And I believe we've DM'd like once or twice. That's always so awkward.

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Yeah, like I kind of wish she wasn't there, honestly. Like, it was so awkward. And so when she came, she was, like, with her kids, and she was, like, clearly in mom mode and also very flustered because she also was sitting in the rain. It's flustery and blustery. Jackie, I'm going to go up to her and be like, hi, Jessica. I'm girl in the jar.

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There was, like, three people between us.

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Yeah, I didn't want to bother her, and I actually have no regrets about not bothering her. Like, she was – Seriously, she looked just like anyone else, like a really involved, kind of overwhelmed parent.

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Yeah. He was in a third row, so I didn't really talk to him because I was in the first. You didn't talk to people in the third row. I didn't talk to people in the third row. And then you know who I did see, which I texted you, but you didn't answer, kind of the theme of the weekend.

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Joey Graziaday, Old School Vibe.

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Oh, no, he was a part of my VIP crew, like, with the lounge and the seats and the ponchos. I didn't see where he was sitting. I didn't see where he was sitting because I saw him in the lounge. Because he's so far behind you. I saw him in the lounge, and then I went out, like, the second the show started because I wanted to be there for, like, you know, opening kickoff.

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And I think him and the swirly were, like, having a cocktail inside. And then like 30 minutes later, when I went inside for a break, he was coming out. Like we were kind of on different schedules. So I didn't even see. Two ships passing. And I did want to say hello to him, except like now everyone, he just won Dancing with the Stars. So like I didn't, I don't care about that.

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Like I cared about him when he was the old school vibe kind of guy. Right, right. And I just know like if I went up to him, he would be like, oh, another Dancing with the Stars fanatic. And like, I don't even give a fuck that he won. I just like wanted to talk to him about the old school vibe.

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Same. And that's the only regert that I have.

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It's like, Claudia, I was just about to say it's Mariah Carey. And you have nothing to worry about. Like I sit here in my studio while we record and every probably 10 minutes, you probably see my eyes. I just check to make sure we're still recording that the camera hasn't died. Like I'm always checking my things. You have a staff. Okay, staff.

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It's so true. What's your excuse? Were you keeping count of how many fell? Because that was like, seriously, my activity of the day. And it was like so sad, but so funny. I mean, I don't know. They were doing, they were, they were like a, I don't forget if it was like a college or high school doing an Irish river dance. I saw that. That's the one. I dare you not to slip.

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No, it kind of was like a sleigh on everyone's behalf, like Hoda, Savannah, Al, Jimmy Fallon, like everybody really, and then of course the performers, the Rockettes, the Broadway shows, the high schools. It really was a sleigh, even though it was not ideal. And let me tell you, whatever it looked like on TV in person, It was worse. It did not let up for 30 seconds.

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Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday, first Friday in the new studio. I don't know how long we're gonna have to do shows before I stop remarking on the new studio at the beginning of every single episode.

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In front of his mom, in front of his mom and like giggling. It was just like, okay.

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Exactly. And I can't lie. We do it for Toast Museum. I did absolutely nothing in the move. Like I didn't even meet the movers. Like they were literally in and out so easy. Of course, we're a roadway. We are a roadway integrated brand. It's like my fourth move with roadway. They really were so pargy. But upon walking into the studio today, I was like, oh, all the old stuff. Like I don't want it.

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Yeah, no, we're like always calling each other fat and ugly.

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Well, speak for yourself. I'm just fat. So I'm just- Yeah, no, I know what you mean. But it's hard not to get caught, like swept up in the narrative, like making stuff up.

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You can tell she's just like, can we eat?

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No, it's a factual point she brings up.

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Jury's out. It's Friday, which means we also have Queenie and Weenie. And when I tell you I'm so fucking excited for Queenie and Weenie, mine came to me yesterday and I wrote it down. And you just know you're about to slay. I was writing it down like, that'll show them.

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And just to be clear, you in particular are going to love.

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You're going to love. Oh, I'm really excited.

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Yeah, I think I'm going to be doing the uneven bars pretty much. That's what I think.

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No, by the way, I can tell you. I have the timer. It's time.

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Yes. Okay, sexy podcast today.

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And I was actually like embarrassed to be out in public running. And so the running slash walking classes were really helpful to me. Also, the best thing about Peloton is they have the most amazing music. And I don't personally have a Peloton bike. If you do, it's premium. My gym has one. So it's like a shared bike where you can just log in and do your own classes.

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We've Been Framed: Friday, January 31st, 2025

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But even if you don't have their actual... tread or bike, you can join the app and they have the most amazing classes. Like if you're looking for like a 10 minute arm workout, something that requires no equipment, they really have everything for everyone. And it's not intimidating.

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I find that like a lot of these fitness platforms are just like, they're not inclusive for people who don't know how to do stuff. Do you know what I mean? Or if you're just getting started, which I was, and I found Peloton to be such a great place and their instructors like are the heart of everything that they do.

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I only want my new stuff, you know? Yeah. But sometimes. I was just kind of like, I was accosted by like my old life. I'm like, get out of here.

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And for a while, their products are made really with like high quality human grade ingredients. There's so many benefits. So Theo was like a couple of years into his life when we switched over and there was just an immediate, he used to have the worst breath. Oh my God. There was an immediate difference in like his coat, his energy levels, his poop was more regular.

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Like the sizing and timing of his poop was just crazy. Like normal and much more regular and much more regimented. So you'll notice a lot of the benefits and also just the dogs love it. Like it's real food. You could see like you take a packet of it and like you see food. There's like a carrot in there, you know. It's really great. There are so many benefits.

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But it's, think about the herstory. No. And I've just had like a pit in my stomach about this day for like the last couple of weeks. Cause it's like years and years of all of our stuff acquiring in that studio. And you know, it was our studio. And then I was left to sort of do the move by myself. And thankfully it wasn't by myself and I wasn't stressed out. Thanks to roadway.

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That's actually like one of my least favorite scenes in the film.

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See the light where the sky meets the sea. It calls me. That's my favorite scene.

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Okay, how are we spelling Lewis?

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And how are we spelling Pullman?

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Oh, I'm sorry. No, that is not from Challengers. Excuse me. I got confused. Challengers is the guy who played young Prince Charles in The Crown.

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This is such like a random guy for her to date.

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I Googled the dad. I don't know him and I don't think you will either, but he's like a very accomplished sort of character actor. He's done a lot of work for like many years on different TV shows. I'm excited for like the Kaya Gerber single girl era. This is so unexpected. Like, because even like her choosing Austin Butler, like was so obvious.

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I feel like anytime she's been spotted with someone like Pete Davidson, she goes for the obvious choices, which I kind of hate. Like I personally find that boring. So her going for like this absolute rando, kind of obsessed with, Kind of obsessed.

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so random but you know what this just reminded me of i was scrolling tiktok this morning i actually saw a bit of tea a bit of it was a clip from watch what happens live austin kroll was on so it's a story oh leading into our fifth our southern charm recap because you know i'll shut my big fat mouth sorry you know i didn't miss southern charm no she never does i facetimed her she's like on the couch watching southern charm

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But you're not going to be anywhere in the world. Like you're going to be home.

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Back to Kaya Gerber. I just can't get over, like, the sheer random nature of this pairing, although I'm not mad at it at all. I agree. If it was, like, an actor from a show I didn't watch, I would seriously be, like, clowning on this so hard right now. But he's a PJom, and I feel like this will be really good for his career. He was an excellent actor in that show.

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I haven't seen him in anything else since then, so I don't know if it's been, like, you know, maybe he lost some of the momentum, and this might pick it back up.

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And I just love the I'm going to make a living and I don't need to be the most famous person on the planet.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like the nerdy one who takes off his glasses and everybody realizes he's handsome. Yeah. Oh, that's cute.

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I'm so glad you brought that up. I have a code. Oh, thank you. It's thetoast10, thetoast10. You get 10% off local moves and 5% off long distance moves. Moving can be stressful, but with Roadway, it doesn't have to be.

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Yeah, I think what's more insulting than like your ex of many years going on to date someone so polar opposite of you. Like, I think a lot of like girls and guys have a type and they end up dating people who are all kind of like different versions of the same person, whether that's looks wise or personality wise, career wise.

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So for her to pull like a complete like three point turn and go to this absolute random like Dude. Yeah. I wonder like, what does that say about Austin? I could see her and you planted this in my mind and I will blame you for it forever. Cause it totally changed the way that I looked at Austin Butler.

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Cause you were like, and you said it when you said it, like you had like insider information, but I think it was just.

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That he's just like a really thirsty social climber. And like part of his relationship with Kaya is that obviously he likes her. What's not to like? But she is, you know, from a Hollywood royalty family. And he's like constantly climbing the ladder from like using these women, Vanessa and Kaya, like using them to leverage his own career.

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No, you totally brought it up. We have to go find the episode. It's live on the podcast. I had no idea what you were talking about. And ever since then, I just see him like that. It was such a good call. I could totally see him being that way. And...

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Yeah. By the way, I'm not mad at you. I completely agree. So having said that, I can see Kaya, like, maybe over the course of their relationship, like, kind of, like... Like she was like starting to get like onto him, you know? And now she just wants to be so different than that because this guy, Lewis Pullman, I don't know him personally, but he just doesn't give thirsty social climber vibes.

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And by the way, it's gonna be a while because I cannot wait for my first period. Oh my gosh, on this couch. In this very feminine space, I feel like it's going to be really hargy.

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Yeah. And I like that for Kaya. I do. I do as well.

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What is it with these, like, six-foot-tall gazelles who are beautiful, born into wealth and fame, who are just, like, desperate for us to know that they are also nerds? Like, Kendall Jenner, of course. Kaya Gerber comes to mind. And they're always in every interview. And now they don't say it so much anymore because it's become, like, a cliche. People used to call it out.

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And it became, like, a whole trend. That's how the whole internet, not, like, other girls thing started. Like, Karlie Kloss. Yeah. Like, I'm a nerd. Like, I like computers. Yeah. And then Kendall's like, no, no, me and my friends, we are nerds. We just love to paint. And Kaya's like, ugh, on a Saturday night, I'm kind of a nerd. You'll probably catch me cozying up with a good book.

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Jack Donaghy would be proud. You have big plans for the weekend? It's Friday. It's like kind of, because I've been doing so much, I haven't even been able to acknowledge it. It's Friday. I'm just, I'm just busy, you know?

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I don't find that admirable. If I'm Kaya Gerber, if I'm Kendall Jenner, if I'm Karlie Kloss, if I'm born either so perfect looking or into a perfect family with wealth and fame... I'm a lot of things. I'm not becoming a nerd. You couldn't drag me back to nerddom. I'm becoming a coke whore. I'm becoming a sexy slut. I'm doing all of the things that only girls who look like that can get away with.

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Please, we are good. The nerd community is good. Go do you. Are you a nerd? No. Because you said we are. I was speaking on behalf of a community that I like, but no, I don't identify with.

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No, and I do feel bad for like nerds because I think the word has become like cringe.

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I meant to tell you about this to bring it up as a story.

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So we were right to say that like there was something going on. And yesterday she literally just told us everything. Because there's also like an Italian podcaster slash journalist who has been like exposing this, like doing episodes. I don't know if it's like in conjunction with Chiara, but exposing Fedez and what he's done.

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He was talking to the girl on his wedding day.

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Globally, but especially in Italy, like they are like a, I'm trying to think of like who a comparison is. They're kind of like a Ben and Turdy. Like Italian royalty. People fucking die for them. He's like this rapper. Obviously, we don't know any of his work, but in Italy, he's like a huge... People think he's so hot. They love his music. And she's this boss babe bitch.

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I understand like the pressure of being like that perfect couple, but to, there's so many layers to this that are probably so deeply painful for Kiara. Like one, obviously that the entirety of your marriage, like to have any sort of infidelity is, it's devastating. But from the time that you got married, like from the day that it's been going on, like that's really devastating.

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But then also sort of coming to terms with the fact that you're, you got married because of the unrequited nature of that affair. It's like your man's mistress didn't even want him.

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Right, like by default, like that's a terrible feeling, I imagine.

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Thank you very much. Thank you.

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I actually don't want a Spidey and his amazing friends recap. I can't stress that enough. And it's really sad. And I think maybe this is something you can probably relate to on a deeper level is like, you love to see your kids enjoying things, right? And so like when all the kids in our family became obsessed with Spidey, I'm like, oh, that's so cute. What a nice hobby.

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Spidey's a good role model, even though him and his friends like are never supervised and they're literally six years old. And the way I've come- to fucking hate that group of kids because you have the books. If music's playing in your house, it's the album. Now the TV show.

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I really can't stress how I want to kill Peter Parker and his annoying loser friends, Ghostbiter, and what's the other one's name? Spin, Miles Morales. Spin. The only one in the characters that I don't despise is Tracy. Tracy. Because Tracy, who like exists, he's like a tarantula that lives at the web quarters. He's their robot. He's like, you know, the spider. He's a spider. Yeah.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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He's a spider shaped robot. Oh, wait. He's a spider. Oh, man. Am I dumb? Yeah, he's kind of like the tech guy. He's like the one who's like, you're in. They're like Tracy, help us out of here.

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That's actually like a really kind of foolproof plan.

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Okay, we could have stopped when we did.

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I wonder where Beyonce's going to go.

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And I don't think Beyonce will perform either, only because I think odds-wise, I don't think she has a high likelihood of taking home a lot of awards this year. I don't think it's her year.

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He's Riley from National Treasure. I just rewatched National Treasure over the weekend, me and Ben. And it's Ben's favorite movie. And for some reason, anything Ben likes, I automatically is like, okay, ew, that sucks. That also feels right. My detox. Yeah, I just assume everything Ben's obsessed with is a piece of shit. Are your overhead lights on? No, I turned them off.

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I actually remember like being socially conscious for that year where Beck won over Beyonce and the internet was so mad. And it was like, we'll see in five years. Like if anybody knows who Beck is and we don't know.

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No, but it's not even so much about the album. It's about the other nominees too.

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Yeah, I agree. I don't think it's her year. So I don't even know if she's confirmed to show up and I don't think she's going to perform. She's like, I'm not going to waste my talent on you bitches.

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No, I don't think they would want to like indulge that behavior. Also, who is Jay-Z in this world in this moment? Like his social cachet has gone down severely since he was accused, just accused of allegedly, you know, assaulting a 13 year old. So like personally, I don't negotiate with people like that, you know?

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no it's there's too many chapel Sabrina there's too many in that category and for me it's Sabrina 1000% I actually had a dream about Sabrina last night I was listening to short and sweet in my head and while I slept more than tortured poets for you no like tortured poets so for you it's tortured poets yeah and I actually do think she'll win

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A thousand percent. I literally, the studio kind of looks like the inside of a vagina. Like if you were to like, you know how like some TV shows, they're like your vagina on the inside and then they like would make it look like this very like, you know, pink. Like a fruit.

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Okay, well, we'll see you on Sunday and we'll see you on Monday. Because I didn't think Midnight's was going to win. And if she didn't, like, I wasn't going to riot, you know? Like, it was a stacked year last year. Like, I think that this year, like, is a year I would riot, you know? If, like, on the scale of rioting, I would riot. Yeah, there would be a riot.

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Breaking up my heart, I try to fight it. I could go out every night, but I'd be lying. And that's what we said, Rascal Flatts has never made a bad song, so if the collab is bad, like Jackie said, it's the Jonas Brothers' fault. Blame Kevin.

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Oh, okay, okay, sorry, you scared me. Okay, sorry, sorry. Tech department reared her ugly head, sorry. So when Ben, National Treasure was on cable, and Ben was like, let's watch it, I was honestly in the mood to scroll on my phone anyway, so I was like, sure, yeah, it was an opportunity for me to be agreeable. Let me tell you, I was absolutely dazzled by this film.

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It's an uninteresting story.

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Speech. Let me guess, let me guess, let me guess.

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Oh, so they were really tight. Like you ask someone, you're like low-key...

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So much so, I was so mad that we watched it on cable instead of starting it from the beginning on Disney+, because then the next night we watched National Treasure 2 on Disney+, like no commercials. No commercials, and cable takes out bits and bobs. Yeah, they cut it. Let me tell you, that film is amazing. And one, you're actually learning stuff, you know?

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Right. Oh my God. Okay. Because at first I was like, oh, so lame of Kate Winslet. And then the more you told the story, I'm like, wait, Reese Witherspoon is the villain in this story. Like that's really inappropriate. And so the fact that she looks back on it now, like with the self-awareness to be like, no, I was wrong for that. I'm glad she wasn't like trying to throw Kate Winslet under the bus.

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She's throwing herself under the bus. And that's really funny. And I would love for these two to reconnect. Like obviously Reese knows what she did wrong. She has listened and learned. Oh my, I just went on such a journey while I'm listening. I'm like, how am I going to defend Reese? Like she sounds like a bitch.

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I do like this little window into how these two became friends. Yeah. Like literally just knocking on your door being like we have kids the same age. Like obviously they knew who each other was like on a professional basis. Like to be famous and wealthy you know.

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This. I need to see this speech for sure.

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Yeah. But the thing that she said before the armpit thing was worse. Peeing herself. Oh, peeing. Right.

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Yeah, I would also stop being friends with that person for what it's worth, like on a global stage.

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Especially like when you're a public person, like a lot of things probably need to be kept for the private and you need somebody who's gut instinct, like knows when to talk and when to shut up.

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You are learning a lot about American history. It is stacked cast. I mean, the leading lady, do you know who it is? No. What's her name? Claire Danes. Now I'm feeling like maybe it's not her. Who do you think it was? I thought it was the girl who was married to Joshua Jackson. Krueger. Is it not? Actually, I feel like it's not. Diane Krueger. Is it?

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Yeah, I agree. And she's a better woman now because of this.

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Me too, because these stories where we're all just endlessly guessing and there's no way to know who it truly is, I find boring. But the James Van Der Beek story that last week we pretty much figured out and now Kate Winslet, love.

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Right. So at first I was like, oh, this clip is sad. Like, cause I actually don't know if Paige has moved on. There was like a lot of hoopla around that Eagles game, but she hasn't, it's not official. And there was like so many fake rumors about her with Marcello. So like, seriously, I don't know. Like I genuinely don't know, but I was just like, okay, maybe she has seen that guy.

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And then Austin being like, yeah, we've kind of like come to terms with the fact that like, it's not a rumor, like she's just dating someone and that's hard and we're like figuring it out. And he was kind of speaking on behalf of Craig and I was like, oh, sad. And then I was just like scrolling the comments on TikTok this morning and I saw Paige at the top, I was like, oh shit.

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Is that her saying she's not dating anyone?

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And that's annoying like for Paige if, she hasn't spoken out about her dating life and like this, her ex's like random friend who she's not friends with, like talking about it. It's like, stop.

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And they're the right decisions for him in that moment.

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Is she a national treasure or is it like seriously a lookalike? No, it's her, it's her. Yeah, yeah, okay, thank God, thank God, thank God. She's great. She's great. Jon Voight plays his dad. He's great. And then Angelina's dad. And then in the first movie, the big villain, who they're fighting against for the Declaration of Independence, Ned Stark.

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Which I'm still waiting for.

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Wait, who? Austin offered Craig or Craig offered Austin?

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Just to basically like buy the rights?

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Okay, it's giving Sophia and Alex like

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Well, it sounds like, based on also on Watch What Happens Live, like, it sounds like they're, like, close again.

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But I don't want Craig to revert to that.

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Oh, so you know something bad is coming.

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Yeah because I'm sorry like as evolved as we are like two straight different gendered people becoming best friends like is not normal.

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So there being like romantic undertones is very like normal and real and him pretending like what? I hate.

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No, it's stacked. It is stacked and it's so good. It withstands the test of time. Family friendly. Like if you have a kid who's like into history, like I'm telling you, we are collectively sleeping on the national treasure.

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But after you said that last week, a lot of people in the comments and on our pages were commenting that they echoed your statement. It's like this obvious thing. You're not the only one who sees it.

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Oh, although I don't really trust any information that comes from Whitney. I think he's the devil.

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That's beautiful. Let's do Queenie and Weenie of the Week, a great way to wrap up the week. It's been a fabulous week here, you guys. Jackie and I, every Friday, like to do a little game that we call Weenie of the Week and Queenie of the Week, where we give out an award to two different people, someone who acted like a Queenie this week and somebody who acted like a Weenie this week.

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Just know it's all fun and games. You can be Queenie one week, Weenie the next. It's a seven-day title, and it's not that serious. So would you like to do Queenie or Weenie first?

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Are we counting the breath? Yes.

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So the breath and then the pink with the Thrones, then the apartment we were evicted out of, then honestly, then the studio where we were both in it together. And then remote. And then remote. And then this, I'm sorry, I lost count. Was that six or seven?

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Yeah, I know, but I forgot about my thumb.

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Breath, pink with the Thrones, apartment we got kicked out of, studio we were in together, studio we were in remote. Remote. This one, six. Toe 6.0. I love that. Mine's actually not dissimilar, but it's a little bit more specific. Obviously, the studio is the Queenie of the Week, but I think that in the face of such judgment and adversity, our frames have really acted with such Queenie-like...

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I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

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with such queen-y elegance. Everybody, you're ugly, you're ugly, you're ugly, you're making me dizzy, you're making me dizzy. And they have just stood behind us giving us such support, giving us such party vibes. And the thing is, Jackie and I were talking about this last night, We will never, ever remove these frames. Like you don't understand.

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Not only that, they're a symbol of our perseverance. People are always telling us, you suck, you suck. And we just stand tall and we do our jobs. These frames, people are like, why are the frames empty? Because it's us. We are the frames. This is Jackie and this is Claudia. And in the face of such judgment, such bigotry this week against our frames, they have done nothing but stand by our side.

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And stand tall. And that's what a Queenie does.

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Yeah, and the thing is, is, like, talk, talk, talk.

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So get used to it. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Did I overhate my queenie?

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Did I overhype my Queenie or no?

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I was worried that maybe you were going to like talk about the frames before I could.

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That's what I've been saying. Now, weenie of the week. My weenie of the week is a man by the name of Dexter Morgan. Um, I think that the Gracie Abrams fandom writing it, making a petition, I'm always talking about how toxic Stan culture can be. And like, this is the perfect example. It's such crazy, truly mentally ill behavior. It's embarrassing.

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When we finished the second movie, we were like, okay, let's do the third. and come to find their- There isn't. And there was drama around it too. I was doing a brief research and development mission on Google and they were gonna make it and then nobody wanted to do it and then they were gonna make it into a TV series. It was kind of turned, it was cursed.

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And the fact that it got to Gracie is even more embarrassing. Um, And that's just weenie like behavior, honestly. The people who created, I don't know their real names, but it was definitely like a group of three people who like thought they were like really about to slay. The people who made that petition, weenie.

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The greatest love story this town had ever seen. So until I get a better reason, that's my weenie. I love that. That's our show. What a great week. Jack's first week in the new studio. Done and dusted. I feel like every day we got so much better, closer. We're making so much progress every single day with our lighting, with our audio, with our video. I feel like we're at a really good place.

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I feel like yesterday's episode was the first one we actually really nailed.

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It was the best it ever went. So hopefully this episode just has the same exact trajectory. I want nothing different, please. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast, the Monday morning show where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up.

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So I feel like there was bad interpersonal relationships on the set of National Treasure and that gives me a pit.

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I think that's what you should watch. My goal this weekend is to watch The Brutalist. I don't know how, like if anybody, like I don't obviously support pirating, but if any of our listeners are like SAG members who get a screener, But SAG members are really, really strict about that. We texted Josh, we were like, hey, do you happen to have one of those SAG approved screeners?

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He literally did not even answer us. That's how seriously he takes it. You know he would do anything for men, but not that.

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Well, maybe I would have lied and said I went to the movies. A little lie like that just to protect Josh's identity. Good name.

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Yeah. Well, to be clear, for any of the Hollywood bigwigs listening, Josh totally respects the SAG system. He didn't even answer his best friend, his brother. And I still haven't seen The Brutalist.

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Yeah, we're just a little behind.

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Speaking of Barbara Kingsolver and the Da Vinci Copperhead, on Jeopardy a couple of days ago, there was a category like literary, like Pulitzer, something like really, me and Ben sort of just like tuned out. And the first one was like, looking for the author of Demon Copperhead. I forget how they phrased it. Of course I could, Jackie.

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Are you on your period? She may or may not be on her period.

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I remember every fact of that book, like because it was my personality for six months. And I was like, who is Kingsolver? Was Ben gooped and gagged? and like he hit the floor. He was like, how did you know that? I'm like, oh, you see that book on the windowsill? It's literally on my windowsill. I display it because I'm so proud. It's right next to Mike the Situation's book.

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I said, you see that book over there? Pulitzer, okay?

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Oh my God, nothing made me up.

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Maybe that's a good book. It won the fiction prize in 2023.

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Nightwatch by Jane Ann Phillips. Beautifully rendered novel set in West Virginia. Wow, they really love the, what's that region called? Appalachia, the great American novel. In the aftermath of the Civil War. Nightwatch it's called?

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Okay, so by the way, we would never pressure anybody to go against their beliefs on this chair.

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I'll put it on my want to read. Sure. Then Demon Copperhead in 2023. Oh, Demon Copperhead was a tie. Someone else. Trust by Hernan Diaz. A riveting novel set in a bygone America that explores family, wealth, and ambition through linked narratives rendered. Okay, seriously, that's not even English. I don't know. It's a book.

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Just letting you know. I'm hitting the want to read. In 2022, a book called The Netanyahu's by Joshua Cohen.

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I know. In 2021, The Night Watchman. That's weird.

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I'm just literally scrolling to see if there's a book I do recognize. Yes, 2015, All the Light We Cannot See, one of like the most popular Holocaust books of all time. And then in 2014, The Goldfinch. That was made into a movie, right? Yeah.

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Those are the ones that I recognize going back to the early 2000s. Yeah.

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We're literally like a podcast that talks about Pulitzer Prize winning, like these other bitches could never.

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Do you think the Da Vinci Code won a Pulitzer? Like have we both read like two different, I know you also read Dean Copperhead, but.

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Yeah, yeah. I feel like there are commercials for the Da Vinci Code.

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Oh, no. God forbid, like, something popular wins an award.

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You're gonna be popular. Oh, my God. I got the funniest email this morning. Ooh. It was forwarded to me. It was a deer toaster submission. I have to read it to you, okay? I know it's, like, not deer. We're just gonna, like, raw dog and deer toasters. It's not funny enough for deer toasters, and it's, like, personal to me. Oh, okay. Hey, Jackson Turd, longtime listener, first-time writer.

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I love you, but I'm writing in with some real beef. I listened to your glowing review of the movie The Substance. Turd said she'd never seen anything like it, and I took her word for it. Because of this, I decided to watch this on a third date with a guy I really like. and he almost vomited at multiple points throughout the experience.

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And speaking of unpleasant experiences, yesterday was my official moving day. I know you guys are like, Trita, you've been moving out of your old studio for a month. And I have. But yesterday, like I officially brought like all my old crap to this new pargy place, which is making me sick.

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Do I acknowledge the fact that with this potential suitor that he cannot protect me in my time of need, or do we just avoid scary movies for the rest of our courtship? P.S. Demi deserves to win the award. P.S.S. Thanks for warning about the third boob. Yeah, it is a very, very graphic film in terms of needles and skin and blood. I know people do have physical reactions to that, but honestly...

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I feel like this is good for you. Let me reposition because she said she really, really liked him.

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Yeah. And like you probably got like a little bit of the ick. Not enough to like stop liking him. It's not his fault. But like you can't even watch a movie without throwing up. Like what are you six? So now I feel like you have a little bit like of a less of a power imbalance between you and this guy. Like you're on equal playing fields now.

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Dana's birth story, which will live in infamy in my personal mind till the end of time.

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And he decided to look over behind the curtain of a C-section, which they tell you not to do. Literally your entire body is open.

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Dana said that they had to take him from the hospital to the emergency room, which is on the other side of the street in an ambulance.

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Oh, you know what? I've been targeted with a lot of content. I actually meant to download and send it to you, but I'm so overdoing that. I can't, like, I actually can't stress how over it I am. But a lot, and I feel like it's so unfair when people do this. Like when we find out something about someone, then you go back and watch all their content through that lens.

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You're like, well, look, we could have told you. And it's like Matt James. Yes. It's all this old TikTok reels content from Matt James and Rachel and And now knowing what we know about their relationship and just like how imbalanced it was. And he was kind of like unemotional, maybe like a little mean.

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If you watch his content, which was supposed to be like at the time fun and playful, nobody thought anything at the time. Now through that lens, it really is like I hate to be that person. Like it's really it's bad. Like there was this video I saw this morning of him like pushing her in the pool, fully clothed, fully dressed and like kind of hard.

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In Pittsburgh. My best friend's wedding. Oh, fun. Which is like your sister having a baby. It's this very heavy, fraught, but amazing thing. Yeah. Because you're worried like, oh, my God, they're going to evaporate into the ether. But then, oh, my God, they're just they're here, but they're just kind of better.

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I know, but it's hard for me. I don't know what to do during the wedding because there's like a vibe. You probably know how to handle this around the bride where it's like celebrity celebrity. Yeah. And it's like, I want to be able to talk to my friend, but like, I don't want to say the wrong thing. And I always say the wrong thing.

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Like at the welcome drinks, we were watching the Knicks game and then the Knicks lost. And then I turned to my best friend, Julie. I go, would have been way better the Knicks won. And it's like, yeah.

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Since it started. We started it together.

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Oh, it's so good. You know what they say about Page Six. You don't want it on page six. Don't do it.

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So we have to make news today. What can you tell me? You had like real like multimedia heavy hitters on. I was watching Lexi Wood and I was like, how long recovery face transplant? Like I was like, this is... It's horrible.

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They're out. But they didn't lose it. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're back in the game. So it should be way more excited. I just saw Ben Stiller tweeting about it because he's like a diehard Knicks fan. Yeah, it was amazing. I love Celebrity Row.

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on them together forever but I will add that I always think every couple is together forever like I'm shocked whenever anyone I do the same way I'm like it's done like put a fork in it it's so good I think they're an amazing couple I think he's likely the dad that stepped up and I'm so happy for her I think she looks gorgeous I agree she's just a joy to watch like even she just posted like a makeup video yesterday of her doing her makeup like it's nothing revolutionary I could watch it on repeat she's just like she's so confident she's so beautiful happy

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Do you predict that there's going to be a royal wedding?

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You don't think they're ever going to get married?

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I love these women who it's like they're much wealthier than the men they're with. Haley Road Bieber now. Yeah. It's like, don't count them out. Yeah. Like who can forget when like the Kardashians started going to the Met Gala and it was like, oh, my God, like there goes the neighborhood a little bit. But now it's like, oh, anyone who's accompanying them is lucky. Yeah. For it. Yeah.

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And Timothy is such a such a dreamboat. So charming.

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I saw a New York Post article about how people are trying to get men are trying to get Timothy's body. And he's like spawning a different manorexia. Oh, I don't like that. Because he's so like kind of thin and gangly. I don't like that. I don't like that. But it's like that. Have a taste for a second.

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Yeah, because I ship them. Also, they're like the only people not falling apart.

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Four Osheries. Yeah. I'm the Margot.

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Oh, my God. They're obsessed with each other.

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Yeah. What they do in private. I don't know. I mean, I've thought about it, obviously.

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I always wonder like how much time they're spending together because it's like they both seem so busy.

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No question. And I also think it's a great example of like a different sort of family structure where it's like you had children with someone. It didn't work out. That doesn't mean your life's over. Yeah. Like you can have another like run at it and still have like a sort of like youthful, like sparkly love, which I really which I really like.

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So happy for them. I love also her courtside style.

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And it's just like he could maybe use a little work. I think he's maybe gone a little overboard.

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He's the Knicks mascot and I wish him all the best.

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Oh yeah, the Softie movie. She gave really funny quotes about that.

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In this house, we believe science and we stand Gwyneth Paltrow. We believe in time. Whatever it says. I don't know what it says.

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One. I think you're such a one because you're kind of you're all business. Are you bossy? Ones are bossy.

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Yeah. It's like I'm going to Via Corota. I'm getting the Cacio e Pepe. I'm having a Negroni. I'm wearing my sweater and I'm leaving. You know what I mean? Like there's something so amazing. Like she doesn't seek out the like deep cut cool thing.

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And she's like a queen for that, I think.

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No, I'm not big in the restaurant scene. I think food culture has gotten a little broken and like broken our brains a little bit. And I think people sort of like treat restaurants like you got to try that. It must have. Everything's must have. It's like their hair's on fire about a taco. And it's like everyone needs to take a deep breath on this one.

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Yes, we both, I mean, I was canceled first when I was 17. Now I'm being canceled again. Like I'm old hat at this. I love the cancellation. Oh my God, canceled queen. But I'm, I'm like, they've gotten much more sophisticated, the trolls.

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So I'm getting messages like, I know a doctor who could fix that. And I'm like, fix what? Like, it's so mean. It's like, why are your teeth like that?

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My Instagram is private, but it's like it's my name. People can find it. Yeah. And then we did this like I wrote about Anthony Bourdain and how I think. So what was the thesis? Just share with the class. The thesis about the Anthony Bourdain take was that, like, perhaps you can like.

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have a pizza without having an existential crisis and like even though Anthony Bourdain was really good at what he did he did not invent being lonely and getting drunk at the same time and like you know a meal isn't like necessarily authentic just because you left like go in a tunnel and army crawl to get there and I really hit a nerve I really hit a nerve with this one I sort of thought I I

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Okay. So I don't know what that makes me. I feel like one, like oldest and youngest, you know it when you see it. Middles, they say black sheep. They say peacekeeper. So like there's really a peacekeeper. But there's, like, no, like, true middle type. Like, you know an oldest when you see her.

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He had drinks with the president. That was like the whole thing when he went to Vietnam. And it was just like, you know what? Enough. It's like it's like get new heroes. I don't know.

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I think the bear is to blame for this, too. It's like you can make a sandwich without having a personality disorder. You don't have to like like. Like, freak out. Like, just have a burger. Enjoy yourself. I love how Ben Soffer eats.

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I think it just... He's having fun. He's cooking food for Claudia. This all came because Stanley Tucci has that new show.

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Maybe a mentally healthier version. Mentally healthier. That's horrible. I know I'm going to get, like, wrecked again. And it's like, jeez.

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Yeah. No, no shade to him. But I think the legacy combined with the bear, combined with a few other things of sort of like, it's like, are you a rock star or do you work in the back of a kitchen? Like, I don't know. Like, that's just I'm just noticing things. I'm just noticing. Yeah. But how do we get on this subject?

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Well, it's funny. I feel like every time you go to a restaurant, you like I look at the menu and like the more I look at it, the less I understand it. It's like frond, like moral guanciale. And I'm like, what is it? Is it pasta? Like it's like you're just giving me words. Sometimes it's adjectives. Sometimes it's like juicy.

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like prawn yeah like leaf and I'm like um I went to this restaurant in I think it was Bed-Stuy called Daphne's last night oh it was really great cute name yes and they did like a tiramisu but instead of ladyfingers there was croissant um which I loved because who likes a ladyfinger it tastes stale um yeah totally ew but Via Corota's great too yeah I don't know if I've ever been to Via Corota I'm an uptown girl when I was here you know I'm a Serafina girl

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They do, I'm thinking of Sarah Beth's. They do the soft scrambled egg that people love.

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Well, now that we're on the subject of restaurants, I have to say... like the restaurant's the perfect thing. Like you come in, they seat you, they bring you the menus you order. Like it cannot be improved upon. And now I feel like you go to restaurants and it's like, have you been with us before? And it's like, no. And it's like, let me tell you how this works.

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It's a new concept where it's like 14 things off the first page and like 30 things off the second page. And then here's a buzzer and you have to get it yourself. You actually have to cook it yourself. And I'm a little bit like, This was a perfect thing.

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No question. I mean, pasta, you really can't get delivered. I don't think.

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And single, I think having all girls. I'm very pro-single sex. Have all girls or all boys. It's inappropriate, really, to mix.

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Yeah, there is an element of like you'll go into a restaurant and they'll be really busy, but no one will be in there. And it's because they're doing delivery orders. And you feel bad for the people working back there because they're serving quadruple the amount of people that they have capacity for. And yeah, I think you're right.

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COVID kind of it gave an excuse for people to kind of like deteriorate the product. But also, yeah, people wanted to reinvent the wheel. People wanted to have touchless contactless. I go to a restaurant for contact.

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One thing about Thinny Sweeney, the girl is getting her bag. Yeah. She, I mean, what's the... Skincare brand she reps. I forget.

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It's... Laneige, yes, with the lip mask. And, I mean, I love her. You do? Yes. I think she's, like, all-American. I think she's really fun. I think she stays in her lane and just sort of, like, lets millions of flowers bloom in there. She's not trying to also be a singer. She's not, like...

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Yeah, exactly. She's in on the joke, though, about her. It's not like, hey, take me seriously. My eyes are up here. Like she's having fun with it.

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Thank you for calling me in. Internalized. Well, if a female PhD is creating a bar of soap with Cindy Sweeney's bathwater, I'll eat it.

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Well, it's like an Axe reinvention. Remember when Axe had like that really macho marketing?

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I mean, I don't know what they can get away with in terms of like puffery claims around this.

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Well, it's like it's yeah, like selling used underwear or something. It's like when I saw that question about that the other day. Right. For dear toaster. How would you advise? If I found that out, I'm too old to make complaints at this point. I say, whatever you want. They'll take what you can get. There's worse things.

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Yeah. Yeah. Merry Christmas. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I mean, I love the advertising around it. I think I also think she's like she's just so fun to watch. She's mesmerizing. And Euphoria season three. When is that coming out?

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I think Sam's brilliant. I think everything he does is brilliant. Yeah, I really do.

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Absolutely. Not that I even know what that means. You do. Yeah, I think the show is really... Did he also do that show with The Weeknd?

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Marked safe. Yeah, exactly. I haven't seen it yet, but I just think he's just really, his dialogue's really good. It just feels really like fresh. And I'm so excited to see season three.

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You know, those like pillows they used to have from like. Yeah, like little misunderstood. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, I'm so goth because I got canceled this week. I need to go to Hot Topic and just like rage. It's been a rough one. That's why she had to go to Daphne's. Oh, yeah, exactly. No, that part was really great. Yeah, exactly. I had to go undercover. Yeah. Here's the thing.

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I don't like me being misunderstood. No one does. But I think you get to a point where you see people intentionally misreading you. And then you start to kind of wise up and be like, yeah, when they go low, we go lower. That's what I always say. So I'm just trying to find a lower take. Yeah. I'm like, you have no idea the bottom that I'm going to look for and find.

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You want to go? Hello? Yeah, let's go, baby. I mean, come on. I mean, what did I write about recently that I read Melinda Gates' memoir? Oh. Did not like that. TLDR. Complain, complain, complain. What's the T? It's like, honey, it's like, get a bobble, get a plane, get some, spend some revenge money. I mean, the things, I mean, Melinda Gates aside, like, you're married to one of the

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You're one of the richest men in the world. I don't think he was particularly easy to be married to. But this this the book was just all about like I had to search for myself. I had to go on, as they say, in Real Housewives Salt Lake City, a healing journey.

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Or everyone's on a journey. Do you watch Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? I watched the first. It's funny. My friend, my best friend is here. We were in Florida recently, and I literally like forced her at gunpoint to watch the first season. Some of the best television that's ever been made. It was like before the first commercial break, she had... Gotten pregnant. Lost the baby.

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Gotten pregnant again. That was on the pilot. Yeah. That was unbelievable. And then by the end of the episode, arrested.

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I just hope Mom Talk can survive this.

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We love Kathy Hilton. We do. We love all the same people.

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I'm generally really positive. I will say the Ace Family drama sucked me in this week, and I could have some negative things to say about Austin McBroom. Basically, the Ace Family, they're this YouTube family. They've been filming... Like a family channel. But, like, the biggest family channel. Okay. This is the one. They have three children. If I could name them, I really should get my...

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University of Michigan degree taken away. L. Steel. Cute. And I forget the third one. But they broke up. There's been, for years, cheating allegations against Austin McBroom. Do you watch YouTube? Are you like a YouTube girl?

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I don't, but I like, I keep abreast. Okay. I go in my situation room and they tell me about it. But basically, they broke up. Catherine has a memoir coming out, Aliyah. Catherine has a memoir coming out, went on Call Her Daddy and sort of let it all out, what was going on with Austin, how he was cheating, how it went down. Austin goes on Snapchat. Looks like she's having the last laugh.

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I mean, come on, get someone to... to have you on their podcast. Um, and he just sort of says that she became addicted to ayahuasca. She was taking it every month. She thought she was the Virgin Mary. And it's sort of this like classic, um, it's almost, I don't want to say Shakespearean, but it's like, she is like this kind of damsel in distress that she's been, um,

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betrayed and she's coming forward about it now that she's on her healing journey. And Austin is saying, well, it actually didn't go down like that. She's crazy. And it's just been so fun to watch. Are you going to read her memoir? No. Why? I just feel like I'll probably just get the highlights. Yeah. You read Melinda's? I did read Melinda's. Yeah. To what end? Just to write about it.

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And I and I and I wanted. Here's the thing. I'm not going to read Catherine's memoir because you get all of the best bits. Like on podcasts. In the podcast and the clips on YouTube because that's what they're good. Melinda's pretty much like private person. Melinda's a closed book. If you want to know anything about her. So I had to open her book. Right. But then she gave you nothing.

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It's like, don't tell me that you didn't find out about whatever was going on with Bill and go spend half a million dollars at Bloomingdale's. Right.

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Does she ever say what's going on with Bill? Yeah. I mean, he had been unfaithful, but that was sort of known. But any like is the word Epstein in the book? The word Epstein is. She says she words it really interesting. She says, like, I had known Bill had stepped outside the marriage, but he had done something that had like betrayed not only our marriage, but my values. is how she put it.

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And I'm like, give us a little, come on.

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Exactly. To like help other women who are, it's about like transitional moments in life, which I think is a really good subject. Okay. And I think middle-aged divorce, like as like Gen X and boomers start to get divorced, there's so much content around that right now.

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Baruch Hashem. Baruch Hashem. IYH.

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We're healing on our co-parenting journey.

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Oh, my God. Bethany Frankel says a lot of really interesting stuff about parenting. Divorce co-parenting. Because she was really been through the ringer.

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Yeah. I think I think it's hard. It's I think you have to kind of decide at the outset. And I love to watch influencers like after they have a kid like this parent wants to show the face. This parent doesn't. Yeah. This parent wants to reveal the name. This parent doesn't because the kid can't really consent. Right. Do you watch the Paul Brothers show? I did. Do you love it? I loved.

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They are they're great American entertainers. They talk about that a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I would. You watched it.

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Well, they're just more like brands at this point. Like when I look at the Paul's feeds, I don't feel like I'm getting an insight into their life so much as opposed to just what they want me to know. Right. About Prime and about the boxing. Which is why the show was so great. Yeah. They held nothing back on the show. Oh my God. And the parents.

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I think like the maybe galaxy brain take is that they only feel comfortable like that.

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Like they're only feeling like their best self are able to share because like there's a lot of beef between Jake and Logan and I'm like Are they even able to talk about it in private? Are they always just like, no, we need to like parlay this into a bit of content? It really kind of gets you thinking.

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Yeah. No, one has a five. But we're all E's. We're all E's. Barry. Well, I'm Suzanne. Barry, Casey, Molly, Susie. Barry, Casey, Molly, Susie. Where'd you guys grow up? Pittsburgh. Didn't know that either. I know. Great time. Do people... Yeah. I don't know. I love I love being one of four girls. I'm curious because we also work with our siblings and I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed with it.

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How did they talk about it? They're like, it's like jackass meets Kardashians or something. Yeah, I guess that's a good way to put it. And they both live in Puerto Rico.

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Joggers. Spring, summer. I mean, the really interesting thing about that brotherhood is that Jake holds that the dad abused them. And Logan is like... He wouldn't use that word. He wouldn't use that word. Yeah. And... Figuring that out on television, I think, is a tall order. In addition to, like, the Alyssa Violet of it all. The girl. Well, this is actually funny.

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This is kind of where we started talking about, like... working with siblings in your new media venture. Right. They're so... Your digital media venture with your siblings. They're so Asher Weiss coded. Yeah, we need a panel. We need Andy Cohen and we need all the siblings. You know... The Pauls, the Ashers, the Weisses.

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And Michelle Obama and her brother have a podcast now too.

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They don't interview siblings. You need a niche.

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Oh, I was talking about Justin Bieber and the crash out. Yeah, and the crash out. I really want to do a podcast. No one would watch this, so I'm not going to do it. Do you go on Chatroulette ever? No. You remember it? Yes. I go on Chatroulette all the time still. And I would love to do Chatroulette the podcast where I just talk to people on Chatroulette. Pretty good idea. Isn't it a fun idea?

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Yeah. Because I think everyone who hosts a podcast is always like, it'd be great if we got like regular people. Right. How do you get them? But the problem is you like you don't know what they're going to say. It might not be that interesting.

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That's fine. So if you if I ever have a podcast, that will be it. But for now, this is like this is like the biggest most glam podcast I've ever done.

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But like a startup family business is its own beast.

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Honestly, you should be working with Barry because Barry will be like, well, what do you think of the Iran deal? And I'm like, but what do you think of the sugar bear hair deal? Should James Charles have accepted it? And we're like, no, there's like no middle ground there, but we make it work. And my sister-in-law is also Barry's wife.

The Toast

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You're so good at that. Oh, my God. That was so amazing. Navigating a plant-based lifestyle. I mean, it's hard.

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I really don't. And I'm writing about the David Protein Bar, one of your sponsors. Huge amount of protein in that. Yeah. But I don't get the protein. I feel like once you start poking around internally, and how many people do I know who are like, I stopped eating gluten. I feel so different. Yeah. It's like... I don't want that to happen to me. Then I don't want to feel so different.

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Well, then I can't eat gluten forever. Oh, that's true. Like you don't want. I'm just going to get comfortable with whatever this is. And if I never find out that it's bad, then we're good.

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Would you consider yourself a girl boss?

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Yeah, I completely agree. Yeah. Emily Sundberg, the writer who does this amazing culture column called Feed Me, writes about like we're kind of in like Girlboss 2.0 era where you have like, I forget her name. She's like a podcast, like an entrepreneur who has a podcast. It's a lot of like panels sitting on panels and you're like sort of like business suit. I'm agreed. Yes. Crushed it. Crushed it.

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That she's just like the new incarnation.

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Trying to lean all the way out. Totally. I'm too far deep now. I'm too. I've leaned in and I can't get up. Yeah.

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I was at my best friend's wedding this weekend, and I was with my other best friend. We kept going around. We thought it was funny. This is probably why we're single, because we thought this was funny. Going, we're just married to our career. We just love our independent time. You know, I don't want someone else in the house with me. You know, just my career's really taken off.

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And it's like, shut up. Who cares? But, yeah. Cute. Looking for the one. Okay, well. Keep your eyes peeled. We're going to manifest. Yeah, let's manifest. My friend called me the other day.

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So perfect. Let's go with 26. Crush it. But yeah, if you know anyone. I will.

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Yeah, I only have a few requirements. Funny, Jewish, kind, really tall if he stands on his wallet.

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I've gone on 10,000 app dates. They just don't work. It's never that. All the people I've dated, it's dinner parties, parties.

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I do have a bit. I'm a shotgun. I set people up.

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You don't want to set up someone who you want for yourself.

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That never happened? No, it's not happened yet. Okay. We'll see. How many people have you set up? Um... One that, like, toy, toy, toy. Like, two that I'm confident in. So the one is, like... New?

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So Susie, like I think it's also just really good juju and karma to set people up. And I think there's like also like setting people up in a certain way, which is just like, let them do it. Like, oh, do you want to meet this person? Do you want to meet that person? Here's the number. Hands off. Agreed. Don't try and do a dinner where you're going to bring everyone together like now.

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Yeah. And if you don't want to reach out, not my problem. You know what I mean? You just have to have a light. Have you ever set anyone up?

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I know. It's so much more fun, though.

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I know. I think of you guys as very like Yeshiva League.

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Which is, I'm so jealous of the Yeshiva. I went on a gap year and like the Yeshiva League girls, I was like, they are so mean. They are so like cutting. And I love that.

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Yeah, I would say it's it's what you need to know. It's sort of what people liked about old media. Curiosity, independence, questioning, questioning, kind of covering a really wide breadth of stories. But it's voicey. It doesn't pretend the Internet doesn't exist. We have a lot of great writers and new columnists now. And it's so much fun. Yeah. The F.P. dot com.

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No, no. Secular? Secular. Public school. I went to Taylor Alderdice High School. Mac Miller went there. Wiz Khalifa went there.

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It's like a culturally resonant high school.

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It was just like a study. It wasn't really religious, but.

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It was study abroad. It was travel. I was like watching Donnie Darko on an iPod touch in the back of a coach bus while people were looking at the Taj Mahal. Like I was really like, it was, I'm not really a travel girl.

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I don't care about it. Yeah, no, it's like. People are disgusted when they hear that.

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I'll also say like this, this is my the Louvre. You know what I mean? I don't need to see the Louvre. Like right here, talking to someone, having my iced coffee, swirling the ice around in Midtown. What more do you need out of life? It's like, what am I going to see out there that's going to be any better than exploring the depths of a new person?

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I studied business and art history.

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That's a good duo. Yeah, it was a good duo. And then I went into writing and girlbossing.

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Art is a good... I think it's people are so like... It's so hard to know what you're looking at. And it's so easy to get embarrassed and not like feel like you have a valid opinion because you don't know everything about something. And it's such a like cloistered world. But that really could be a could disrupt that. Art history needs a new media disruption. Oh, got to find some siblings.

The Toast

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I think Marc Anthony made a bad joke.

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Yeah, it's like you're just you're like, like on a knife's edge, just ready to fucking go berserk. I feel like at your wedding.

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One wrong word. And she has plenty she could say back to him. Yeah. But this is all on the heels of the fact that Brooklyn and Nicola were not to be seen at David Beckham's 50th birthday party.

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Yeah, that would really upset me. But it's like it's it would be so easy for Nicola and Brooklyn to come out on top by being the bigger person and just like, of course, going to the wedding, of course, or the birthday party. They could in private say whatever they want and be like, that was horrible. So annoyed. I hate them. But they get to look like.

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The office was, oh my God. Well, because it's a family business, like the other week I go, Barry, please stop tickling me at work. And like our editorial system was like, oh God, like we were on this huge Zoom meeting once because we also do these big debates. We did, was the sexual revolution a mistake? Like all these kind of like big events.

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No, it's changed. It's changed a bunch of times, but... With love. With love from Megan?

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As ever. Thank you. As ever. Yeah, the thing with Brooklyn and Nicola is... it's like when two dynastic families merge and I think both of their families sort of have this idea of like, we're the primary family. We're the number one family in this group. And that's where, that's where issues happen.

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As we learned from Countess Luann. Yeah. I feel bad. I hope they find a way through.

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Yeah. But also it's like Brooklyn never really had an identity outside of being a Beckham. Like, yeah, he tried the photography. He tried the chef. Chefing. I hear he's trying to be a F1 racer, but he keeps failing his driver's license test. I read that somewhere. His license to drive. Or maybe to drive one of these like big, fancy cars. I can drive even.

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I think we're looking at someone. Her hair looks sort of like brown, almost auburn. And then the gray has has grown in significantly. Yeah. And it's almost like halfway down like an ombre from hell.

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Yes. Oh, my God. To get out of the slammer, I wouldn't care what my hair looked like. Seven years.

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I mean, talk about a journey. She's really been on a journey. She has. And I hope she doesn't go back to blonde. I think it's time.

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Was on Bravo, right? Yeah. And they're really funny family. They're almost like they're like Southern bumpkin Paul's a little bit like they'll just do anything.

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And we're in this big Zoom and it's like these kind of meaty producers and it's like really serious and cameramen. And Barry goes, OK, you should get there Thursday. Suze, it's fine if you get there Friday. Don't forget your undies. Like a 20 person meeting. Don't forget your undies. Would you have forgotten your undies? Yeah.

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I hope that's not a major plot point.

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That's her literally leaving the jail, do we think?

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I don't think the public was made safer by Chrisley being locked away. I don't think she was like a public safety hazard. And you don't feel unsafe. Yeah, I'm not like getting a deadbolt because the Chrisleys are out. You know what I mean? It was insider training, right?

The Toast

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I would seriously never. Oh my God, that would be such a reality show with all of the Bravo leberties currently incarcerated.

The Toast

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Well, that's well, that's obviously different, too, from Jen Shah and what she's been accused of.

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And everyone's asking you for things.

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I literally just do TurboTax and I just click as fast as I can and just get to the end. I just got a credit card. Send up a prayer that you don't go to prison. Literally. Yeah. I'd rather pay more. Right. Of course. I'm like, just take it. Of course. I'll pay for this to be over. Of course. No, I'd rather pay more. Every time. So crazy. This is why I need a husband. I'm like, was it worth it?

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But you're a business major. It's like, yeah, I get to wear pants. I'm so excited. I get to make my own money. Still have to pay my rent. Still have to figure out how to do these taxes.

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There's that there's like a lot of hope core online right now. Like there's like a girl on TikTok who just goes up to random people in the street and it's just like, hey, how are you? Like taking the car out this week. I see like just I think it's a really good muscle to have. And I think anyone should be able to talk to a stranger, but it's not like what charges my battery.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Haley wrote Bieber, everyone. Yeah. You counted her out. You thought she was like, I feel like everyone thought she was just like, I mean, she was already wealthy. She wasn't a gold digger, but sort of like just wanting to be famous, had no personality. And it's like, look who got the last laugh.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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They're going to achieve the benchmarks.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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I mean, I saw you were talking about it. It's 10 products.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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It's unbelievable what she's done.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Do you think she's going to leave him?

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Yeah, because we're like talking about work or business or, you know, hiring someone. Then it's like, dad is so annoying. Like, oh, my God. And then we're like, we're kids again. You know what I mean? And like we have our own language, like you and Claudia have our own your own language. It's fun. What were you doing at the New York Post when you work there? I was doing features.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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She's probably in it for the long haul. And, like, once people have a baby, they want another baby. Yeah. She'll want to give Jack a sibling. I love that name.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Like having a, you can only have boys now.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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That is so exciting. So, girl mom. Forget girl boss. You're a girl mom. Boy mom. Boy mom. Boy mom. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. That is... What is it like?

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Good morning, girlies. It's the toast.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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That's so, so exciting. Thank you. I love that. Thank you. They can't be queenies of the week yet, but... Do you ever do your kids as queenies?

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Yeah, she just really came out on top. Similar to Sydney Sweeney. I think she's just really good at being a celebrity. And she's really good at giving the people what they want. She like kind of engages in the drama and like a little bit. She did that Vogue video where she. So funny. Uda Nepo was the perfume.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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I didn't see that part. That's really, really funny.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Yeah. Sometimes you're Queenie and Weenie. It's same story. Married to each other. Yeah.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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The family's OK. That's just like really a theme that's coming up of like these successful women and these men who are sort of like not really flailing. Yeah. I would argue a little bit. That's what's happening with the Beckhams.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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With Nicola and Brooklyn. Brooklyn.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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That's true. But honestly, in three years, we're going to be talking about how Elf bought her cosmetic company for a billion dollars. Nicholas. Yes. Yeah, I'd try what she's doing. She has not unlocked her. Full potential. Full potential. I agree. That is. OK, so I don't know how this works. It's my first time here. Do we discuss more about the weenie? Who's your weenie?

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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It was a lot of like internet culture, dating, mating, relating, losers, jackasses, assholes like that. I covered like people needing meat. I covered, remember those Ray wellness drops that were on TikTok? Yeah. that girls were obsessed with? TikTok. Oh, okay. They were these like, they were wellness drops and really they were just a laxative to make you skinnier.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Now I kind of want to say Mark Anthony. Oh, I love that. That is so lame. Yeah. To do at someone's wedding, even if someone told you it was funny. It's like there's just minefields, I think, a lot in a wedding and like the groom speeches and like people think things are funny that they're not.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Or like you see those videos of husbands smashing cake into women's face after they've gotten like a full beat. And it's like, don't do that. Yeah. Like it's not about you. And like. You don't want to cause a bride to run out of the room crying. Yeah.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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This is so fun. On X, I'm at Snoozy Weiss, S-N-O-O-Z-Y, I think underscore W-E-I-S-S. But mainly everyone can read my writing. I write a culture column every week. It's at the free press, thefp.com. I actually, Dylan, will you throw me that bag? What do we have? Do I? No other one. Did I get a tote?

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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you my friend i know it's my first podcast i'm out here acting like oprah um we have a tote we have hats i think we have onesies for ruby or whoever oh my god let's see the size oh merch charlie sizes free thinker and training free thing oh my god i love it oh my god thank you so everyone can go to the fp.com uh and subscribe and read and join become a free presser

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Toasters and free pressers, I think there's a lot of synergy.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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But of course they were like greenwash to be like, these, these are so good for longevity and a moon boosting. And it's like, how do you know they're good for longevity? It's like, You don't know if you're dead yet. You know, like all these things that are like that's so good for longevity.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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But it's a lot. Some things maybe are good for longevity. But yeah, so I was covering all sorts of stuff. And then Barry left. The New York Times called me up and said, do you want to do this? And if Barry called me and said, like, we're starting a floral business or I don't know if you feel this way about Claudia, like we're starting a bakery. Like, are we doing it?

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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It's like, yeah, where's my apron? Like, yeah, of course, like sort of whatever it would have been, I would have been happy to do.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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She's 12 years older than me. So I was just like, she's doing her own thing. And I'm like, you know, finding someone who lost 80 pounds on leading McDonald's for the New York Post. And then once you do it and they're like, find someone who lost 100.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Yes. And it's, like, if you can pay a dollar amount, I always think about this.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Well, it's going to be it's going to it's coming out as a pill in early 2025. And then I think it's almost going to be like Tylenol, where it's like, I feel a little bit hungry. Yeah, I feel a little hungry. Let me pop this pill. It's a miracle. Yeah. And I think it's sort of similar to the birth control pill that sort of allowed women to act more like men in a way.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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I get to decide when I have my kid. I get to focus on my career. I get to do all this stuff. I mean, we all know how men lose weight. They eat a little less tortilla chips. Yeah. Three less and they lose 40 pounds. It's unbelievable. A woman, it's just harder to lose weight. Yeah. And it's just one of those big dividers.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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I'm the culture critic, I guess. Yes. Film, TV, what's going on in the zeitgeist. So I read your stuff all the time. This is like parent trap. It's like, Hallie, we're sisters. Annie, we're twins.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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And I think we're, I mean, I kind of went, we're about to see a revolution in this space.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Or like, yeah, exactly. Like, go up the mountain if you want, but there's like a car right there if you want to get into it. And it's like, okay, maybe I'll go up the mountain, but if I want to get in the car, I'm going to get in the car. Yeah. It's... Yeah, I think I thought about when I was writing that essay, like how many millions of Weight Watchers points have been counted in my lifetime?

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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It's it's unbelievable. I mean, I also got a nose job. Oh, OK. Like what would have been like 10 years ago now. And it really works. It's like you don't think about that thing that really bothered you anymore. And of course, I'd love to be like transcendent over my body and one with Mother Gaia and Mother Earth and never give a second thought. I'll be that way when I'm skinny. Yeah, exactly.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Me, too. When the dress fits and I can wear whatever I want and not think about my arms. Yeah, I'm not going to be worried that I'll be one with Mother Earth.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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It's really an internal thing. I've never been, like, diabetic or pre-diabetic. Yeah. I've probably been, like, big for our category of 5'2", because I think, what are we supposed to be, like, 25 pounds? Like, 5'2 is 110 pounds. Well, remember when Courtney talked about she was, like, 90 pounds or something? But, like, she looked great.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Yeah. It's funny. The response to the essay, there was a lot of people who were like, it just it's not allowed to be this easy. Like it shouldn't like there's something almost spiritually wrong with getting a quick fix. And it almost felt like people like when TV came out to be like, I'll stick with my radio. Thanks. Yeah. Sort of like angry that they're not going to get.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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That they had to do the hard thing. Yeah. I don't know. We'll see. There's all these crazy studies coming out. Do you know Tim Dillon? He has this amazing joke because, you know, Ozempic makes you stop gambling. It makes you less prone to shopping addiction. You're less of an addict. It's like turning everyone into like a Norwegian.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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It's like we're literally all going to be walking around and like like blonde with like ski gear on. But if everything is true about this drug, like it may be a miracle drug cut to seven months later, like we're all dying on the side of the road. But we'll see. We'll see. Or it could be the key to longevity. Exactly. The key to like the real. What was it? Blue Blue Zone. What's that?

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Is that that guy? The Blue Zones were like the places in the Mediterranean where if you ate like them, you would live to 100. Blue Zones were people or places where people left to 100. I do think it was debunked.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Is it bar, drinking bar or protein bar?

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Well, it's like the Hadid's have a new sister as of this week. Did you see that? But we don't talk about that.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Oh, I love that. Okay. That's really good. I just, do you know David Protein Bars? Yes.

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Jackie, I have to tell you. There were war rooms at the Free Press HQ preparing for this today. Oh, really? Like, go Par-G and P-Job, like the whole thing. And they're like, they're like drilling me. And I'm like, oh, my God. And everyone in my life is a toaster. So I would do this thing where I'll go up to someone. I'll be like, have you heard of this podcast? Like the toast?

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The Free Toast with Suzy Weiss: Friday, May 30th, 2025

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Like, obviously, I know they heard of it. And they go, oh, my God. I go, I'm hosting this podcast. I don't know. They go, oh, you're hosting this. And it's like the amount of people were like, shout me out, shout me out, shout me out. And it's like, hello, everyone who was at Julie's wedding this weekend. It was such a beautiful wedding. My best friend got married. Where did she get married?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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thank you slash chart you're welcome our first story sydney sweeney has called off her wedding from her fiance jonathan divino however they're not entirely broken up yet but i think like any minute now right i guess like calling off a wedding isn't necessarily a breakup but it's not a good sign but it's like i'm too stressed right now to plan a wedding and i also don't want to marry you because i hate you it's not an affirmation of life

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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It's not an affirmation of love. But it's not a death sentence. No, but I'm sure these two are splitting up. Sources say that they have been having major issues but are not fully split. Things are not great right now, but they aren't throwing in the towel yet. They are working on their relationship and have called off the wedding for now. They were supposed to say, I do this spring.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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The wedding isn't happening, and they aren't having further discussions about it. She reportedly wanted to cancel everything due to the stress from her packed production schedule, which has been a point of contention for their couple.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Sources say a lot of their issues stem from Sydney being extremely busy with work commitments. She doesn't have a lot of downtime and it can cause tension in their relationship. Sydney's really focused on her career. Jonathan wishes they were able to spend more quality time together.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Probably also doesn't help that she's living in a hotel and he's like down the street in the house being like, where are you?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Busy people get married all the time to other busy people. Jeff Bezos is getting married like any day now. Right. And I'm sure Lauren's not like, you're too busy for me. She loves that he's busy. It keeps her away from me. It's scary if he stopped being busy.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. So that's not really, I can see easily how people use that as an excuse. Yeah. On both sides. Like you're too busy for me. You don't care about me. And then the person Turning to their busyness. Sydney's running to work. To avoid their partner. Booking movies she would never accept just to avoid being at home. Right. So I do think like this is really the end for them.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Though I know nothing about them as a couple. Nor do we know anything about him. And we think he's unemployed. But he's also like probably not. And probably successful if she was marrying him. He's a producer. Which is such a big. Why do you say that?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Wow, that's really bad. That's the worst thing we could have read.

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Business, business, business. She shouldn't let people think he was a restaurateur.

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And we produced that commercial yesterday. No, actually, we didn't. We were talent. But we should also get production credit.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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This doesn't ring that bell for me mostly because I don't get any vibes from Jonathan DeVino because I don't know this man from Adam and because Sydney seems like totally well and fine. She's always surrounded by like family and friends and like there's no red flags in her as a person. So I would trust her choice of partner.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Whereas like Brittany like went through a lot in all of her time as a famous person. Yeah. And by the time she met him, like she was susceptible to being manipulated.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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So it actually doesn't remind me of that. But he also just kind of looks like him. That's rude to him, to Jonathan. I don't know if I've made it clear. I'm not a Jonathan DeVito fan. What I'm trying to convey is that I'm neither fan nor foe. I have no idea who this person is and what he's about. I can't call it. Okay. I think that's fair. Yeah.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story, which is some new coupled news coupled with a photo of Noah Centennial that people are worried about? Oh, okay. Okay. So Noah Centeno stepped out on the red carpet for his new movie yesterday. He's actually in a new like war movie where he plays like a Navy SEAL type. Oh, he's not playing a high school senior? No, and this is what he looked like on the red carpet.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And so fans are- Looks like Ben in his cameo. Fans are worried about him. He appeared tired with red circles under his eyes.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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He looks pale and as Daily Mail notes, his lips are chapped, which like- Let me see. They said- that his lips are chapped and they are chapped.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, and like not to be rude, but he looks a little bloated.

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When you know what he looks like.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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You also know that he's been spotted with Zoe Kravitz. Yeah, and I think it's weird. What do you think? I think that's weird. I know. So apparently he's been opened up recently about being sober. He's sober from drugs and alcohol. Oh, wow. And he opened up about his journey recently. And then just looking at this all together. Yeah, you don't want to jump to conclusions, but it's not good.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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It's not good. However, the bloat, even though his body looks like Looks good not to judge his body.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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But he does play a Navy SEAL in the movie, so maybe he did bulk up a little bit for the role. It's called Warfare. He stars as Brian. Does Brian have a last name? They embark on a dangerous mission in Iraq. So I think that's actually a good turn for him. I agree.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, he can't cancel. It's already happened. We have Andrew Schultz on the podcast on Monday. That will be Monday's episode, and it is so fantastic.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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They're always going to make those sorts of movies.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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No, not that. Like American Sniper.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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That's a Randall Emmett one. Oh, right. Lone Survivor.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, Zero Dark Thirty. Chris Pratt has done some.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And now it's all about Brian. I don't know.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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We have explained it semi-recently. Yeah, several times. Also, it appears as though the movie that he's in is A24. So, like, cutting edge.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Also, what's interesting about Zoe Kravitz, it's like, actually, if you think about it, Noah Centennial and Channing Tatum are really similar. They're both like heartthrobs. And now she's just going for like the younger version.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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So she's 36 and he's 28, which actually like isn't crazy at all. But not at all.

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And she was on Big Little Lies and they're like older women.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And then he seems like he's in high school. And she was with. I know that's her husband. She was married before Channing.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Didn't she get married the same weekend as Sophie Turner in Paris?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I just remember it because it's like, which one is Jason going to go to? Jason Momoa. Will he be with his Game of Thrones castmates or with his stepdaughter?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, you guys will hear we literally tried to wrap up four times, and we just got sidetracked into another conversation.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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It is, but like. Don't you want to have free time? Yeah. It's a real. It's a commitment. Commitment.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Is that something good to do this summer? Okay.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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No, I didn't even feel like I'm ready for it. But if that's what's happening in the house that I'm in, like I'm sad. Okay.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Things that could happen in the house that I built.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. New SNL hosts have been announced. People are in a tizzy because the next three episodes of SNL have been announced, and the next one will be hosted by Morgan Wallen and Mikey Madison. Anora. Anora. They released the little clips.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I know, but I feel like he appreciates these like mainstream opportunities because like he's been on the fringes for a while. Yeah. I don't really think that he would actually say no to something like this.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Because they're actually, like, similar age, probably. Yeah. I wonder if he saw Nora. They probably both like to, like, get down. Do you think he saw Nora? No, I don't.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And I don't think she listens to his music. And it's definitely, like, an enemies to lovers situation. Oh, I like that. But, like, they're both, even though Morgan Wallen could, like, have a girlfriend, but he's single to me.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, no, and I think even if he has a girl who thinks she's his girlfriend, if he falls in love with Mikey, he falls in love with Mikey.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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But I think any one of them could be replaced and maybe one day he'll get married and that's when I'll stop setting him up with people. But until she walks down the aisle, he's not yours.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. And I'm sure like he's not ready for that and ready for like a serious relationship because like who would want to be tortured like that?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Well, he needs like a serious relationship and like, you know, a good woman is what he needs, but he can't see that yet.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Who, like, who he should listen to. Who's not, like, making money off of him. Right. I'm sure he has good people in his life, but, like, they want him to tour. They want him to sing. Like, she only cares about Morgan's self. Right. And I feel like Maggie could be that girl.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And then other episodes will be hosted by Jack Black is the next one. Who's the musical guest? Lizzo. Okay. That's a good pairing, actually. And then I think it's Jon Hamm and Elton John or vice versa. They've made this confusing.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, I don't know who's together.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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He might be performing from that documentary.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Oh, he's performing with Randy Carlisle to sing their song Never Too Late. Okay.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I got my haircut finally. I know you guys have been like, will she, won't she? Like, how is she gonna fit in that haircut? And I fit it in last night. But we also vlogged our entire day. So I don't wanna spoil too much because we seriously vlogged the whole day. So you'll get a lot more behind the scenes into all of these exciting business ventures that we ventured into yesterday.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. I think he should sing Mona Lisa and Mad Hatters. And the Benny and the Jets. Yeah. Mona Lisa and Mad Hatters. That song was referenced a lot in the book that we just read for the Redheads.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Maren Morris did the cover. You do. You do know.

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She has a new album I saw called Dreamsicle, which is like what I would call an album.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Like. So I think that there's been negative effects, you know, cause she's not getting played on country radio and maybe pop it's doesn't want her like, Right, like she gave up.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I just think it's like harder and bigger.

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Yeah, and it's hard to stand out. And now like you want to be a pop star, get on TikTok. Are you going viral?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Country doesn't have to do that. They have a nice little system where you get played on the radio.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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So I just think she's in a new pool and she's learning how to swim. All right. All aboard. But I think like she would say it's all positive that like because. Like she feels better. You have to be able to live with yourself. Right, right, right. Like she made the right choice for Marin's self. For Marin's self. Right. Always important. Yeah.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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So that's what's happening on SNL if you're going to be watching. Are you ready for our fourth story?

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

2080.373

Yeah, it really could go either way for me.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

2084.754

No, but sometimes Zach is watching and I just find myself seeing him. Yeah, yeah. He's pretty dedicated to SNL. Is he? Yeah. Okay. He's pretty habitual in what he watches.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

2096.677

Yeah, which is nice. Chris Hemsworth is making news saying that he regrets taking a selfie with Billie Eilish at the Oscars.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

2104.599

This is so misleading, but it's actually funny to think of it this way. He said, we will never be friends. Okay, literally me if I met Billie Eilish. So this is what actually happened. He said on Colbert, he said he got a photo with Billie Eilish at the Oscars and he remembers thinking, ah, don't do it, don't do it. But he thought his kids would love the picture. So he asked for it anyway.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And he was like, no, my kids are gonna love this. And then the moment I took it, I was like, I went from work colleague to now like a fan. And we'll never be friends.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

2148.283

Yeah, it's not like you're placed in a fan category.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Modeling, journalism. Content creation, journalism. Influencing podcasting, entertainment. Entertainment. Yeah, I think entertainment is the umbrella under which we stand.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

2163.25

But I also just don't think Chris Hemsworth and Billie Eilish would be friends. So I don't think it's something he has to worry about, like a friendship that was lost.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

249.273

I just want to tell you to validate something that we've been going on about, not to interrupt you, but I was getting my haircut yesterday and I was talking to Mahogany and she was like, what are you here for? And I was like, Claudia's sister-in-law's wedding. And she was like, oh, Ben's sister is getting married. I'm like, yes, Ben's sister. It's more concise. It's Ben's sister.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

32.128

Friday. Frost yourselves. It's Friday. Ladies of New York, us. Frost yourselves. It's a frost yourself Friday for sure. Title.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

342.621

Miriam Webster defines love like it's so corny and I was just like it's actually worse than the definition of love yeah it is as defined by Miriam yeah is ba-da-ba-ba-ba but to me love is Maddie and Matt So I said, get back to work. That's actually quite pargy.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I will. I'm sure it'll be great.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

429.836

An acrostic. I should say that. Yeah. Speaking of Ben wishing people well, he saw his... You sent me, there's this video on TikTok.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

5.985

girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast i sound amazing welcome back to the toast and happy friday yeah let me say that again

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I actually thought so. I was like so scared as I'm watching it. Like, what is this going to be? What is he going to say? And I feel like as far as cameos go, he kind of crushed it. Like it was very personalized. It had a nice uplifting message. He threw in his inside jokes. Like it really hit all the buckets that a cameo should like be on message, but

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

520.527

Make the person feel like it's, you know, you don't say the same thing to everyone. And also throw in things that will get them. Keto season. Yeah.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

529.212

Your isms. I actually thought it was an amazing cameo and it's so funny.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

543.1

And is it still? Yeah, I kept it. It was funny. Does Maddie listen to the good guys?

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

557.943

They're going to have to get in line behind Remy because I have a long content play.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

561.647

Yeah. I need to start a content play for a podcast.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

567.073

With two kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't sleep? They don't sleep. They don't sleep. They used to just sit there in their car seats and watch their iPads. Those days are over. They don't want to be in their car seats anymore. They just want to be on mom.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

581.298

So yeah, definitely not listening to a podcast. Okay. But no, I should do it while I'm getting ready and I keep forgetting.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

599.225

It's not a death sentence for the episode. Right, no, actually sometimes, more often than not, it forces us to just be a little bit more creative. Yeah, it sometimes is an affirmation of life. Come again? It's not a death sentence. Oh. Sometimes it's an affirmation of life. Would you say that affirmation of life is the opposite of a death sentence? No. Like, I don't know if there's a direct one.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

619.533

If there was, I couldn't think of it. Got it. And so I came up with an affirmation of life.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

643.472

I had my Queenie and Weenie by like Tuesday and Wednesday. I only last week did I remember I wanted to make Gal Gadot or Sojourner Truth. My Queenie. Sojourner last week came to me early too. And I do feel like going forward, like when in doubt for Queenie, I'm gonna go Sojourner. Like why can't she be Queenie again?

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

66.254

Apparently, you're going to see our work soon. I always say, like, I know I'm an incredible woman and a once-in-a-generation talent. You are. but I can't act like, that's why I don't even. I don't agree. Oh, well, I don't agree after yesterday, but I've always said that, like, you know, it's my dream to be on Hallmark, but I actually don't like pursue it in any real way. Cause I would be awful.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Yeah, just like, you know, Justin Timberlake could always be the Weenie. It's good to have just people on reserve. Yeah, I like that. So, might be Sojourner's week. Sojourner's? It might be Cojourner's week actually.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

675.662

She had a lot of daughters. They said allegedly 13. But really it was five. And that's what you need to know. That's how Soj sees it. Soj.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

691.819

Oh, I had an idea for Queenie.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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I don't need to. I'm looking right at her.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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And we don't always are just like, you're a queenie, you're a queenie.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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But yeah, right now you're my front runner. Beating out sojourners is cojourners.

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Yeah, then I'm basket. You know? Yeah, but then it went viral on TikTok.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

764.558

That is really funny. I got it vis-a-vis Megan, vis-a-vis TikTok, vis-a-vis I'm not on TikTok. Correct.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

771.76

So that's just, like, what I think of. You have a nice tongue.

The Toast

A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

819.474

Okay. With that, um, I think we should get into the fast five stories, the fast five life affirming stories. that you need to know.

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A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

84.486

But after yesterday, I don't know. Like maybe just growing up and maturing has made me a better actress because we were in crayon on set.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I understand you, but it's crazy how it doesn't work that way.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Well, for the first, a little below. For the second, partially adequate. So, I don't know.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Okay. At a certain point when you're filling up like actual milk jugs.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1058.328

So you're not going to hopefully that would be crazy, but good for content. You're not a super producer, but like you might be parchy.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah, that is like one in a billion person.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1080.803

I don't know anyone who's had that experience.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1102.203

Yeah. You're like, so you must love that.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1138.689

Yeah, for someone who cares, like, what everyone else is up to.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1146.657

I'm happy for you. And your aforementioned friends who are pregnant.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1161.307

Will you be like sad and happy, but like when you leave them? Cause like you will like graduate from the program soon.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1179.206

You're not going to be the first one leaving.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

119.63

Yeah, it was a long one. It was a good one. It's the last day of February's. Oh my God.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I shared my thoughts. Cause I have both. Yes. Like I actually have, um, uh, the bugaboo is in New York. Like if you, wanted to just take it oh it's my free stroller oh you know i'm being free free there's a stroller in this studio there should be or it's like in it's in new york it's not here it's in my storage unit

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1234.089

I love the up a baby vista. I recommend it to everyone.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I don't know. The Bugaboo is, like, definitely, like, the cooler, chicer stroller a little bit. But, like, Oh, it is. Like everyone really has the up a baby, but like Bugaboo is, is very nice. Um, and I know some people do the Bugaboo donkey because it will easily convert into a two kid stroller.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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So it's very much a Friday's because it's the end of the week, the end of the month. And then it's March. Like, hello, March.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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If you're thinking ahead and also, but then it's really wide, but then there's like a little, you can make it like a little smaller and then there's a little compartment you could put Romeo in there. Um, just think about that.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Oh, well the Rolls Royce, like Dior makes a stroller.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Well, then there's also Silvercross. Like now we're like, it's not just Bugaboo versus Upababy. But really like the Upababy, you will see if you start to like go to the parks and start, everyone has the Upababy like for a reason. I love the Upababy Vista, but Bugaboo has like something cooler about it. Cause maybe it's like, yeah, we don't care how easy it is to break down. We like how it looks.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Between Olivia and I, we have every stroller out there. I've literally teased this so many times I could do a whole vlog on strollers. I have so many strollers. They are my passion.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Like nothing was more exciting than getting a new, and in the beginning I was like, I'm getting the Duna because I knew we were going to move in a few months. And I was like, I don't want a million strollers like in my hallway. And I didn't have a love of stroller yet. I was like, we can walk around in the Duna. Like, that's fine.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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And then I like just started to see other people's strollers and they had like bassinet attachments. So then I got like the yo-yo because it's collapsible and had a bassinet. And it was like just this little bassinet stroller. But then I had an itch. And then I remember I was like, fuck it, I'm getting a little baby.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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No, like 200 pages were released of like things we already knew. Like, and just like his contacts in his phone. So there's like new names, but it's like, that doesn't, I don't even want to say those names because it's not a smoky gun. Not at all. He had Mick Jagger's phone number. Like, Sorry that I said Mick Jagger. Sorry.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Apparently thousands of pages were withheld.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1444.759

Yeah, the tease was kind of hard and then like the binders and it's like, okay, they're here. And then it wasn't, it was a nothing burger. But then apparently a whistleblower told Pam that there's thousands of pages that like the FBI or the Southern District of New York withheld from her. So Pam-

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

146.111

Yeah, that kind of changes things. Like, Marsha's a new vibe.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I don't know. I have to read this weekend for Redheads. So my love is blind watching will take a backseat, but do what you have to do.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1484.801

Do what you gotta do. Are there Oscars this weekend? No.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1494.596

Oh no, that's like separate. What I'm seeing is like People Magazine like remembering Oscars 1993.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

15.101

It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1501.664

No, not like tributes, but just like going down Oscars memory lane like in preparation.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1509.927

It's true, but I'm liking using context clues. So that would make it March 2nd.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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It's a gargi-pargi morning with Jackie O and Tootie Lou.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Thank you, Turdflix. You're welcome, Flix. Our first story. Fans are blasting Justin Timberlake after he cancels his final concert of the U.S. tour minutes before showtime.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

164.807

We've probably done it, I think this is our third time ever, maybe second time.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1663.517

No, it's seriously so crazy. I had this experience when I was doing the guest room for you.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I know, I know, I know. Justin Timberlake posted to his IG story, you guys, I'm heartbroken. I have to cancel the show tonight. I went into soundtrack battling the flu and now it's gotten the best of me. It kills me to disappoint you and my team who worked so hard to make the show happen. I want to reassure you, you'll be getting refunds for your tickets. I love you all.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1715.396

So this was the final show in the US tour. Don't forget though, it's a world tour. Of course, who could? So like there will still be global shows, I think, but this was the last show of the US and he had to cancel due to the flu, which I understand.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1786.072

Yeah. And then remember like Kelsey Ballerini played through the flu a couple of weeks ago and she had to leave in the middle of the show also.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1847.985

But it's a tough spot to be in, especially when you feel really sick, like you really feel like shit. You can't do much. And I think Justin just expected too much from himself, like pushing himself, thinking like, I'm Justin Timberlake. I've got this. And he didn't have. He definitely has like a toxic sense of self. He didn't listen to his body. He tried to push through.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1866.299

And if he had listened earlier in the day, he could have canceled like with reasonable time before the babysitter showed up.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1875.484

Like if this were someone that I loved, I would say, oh my God, feel better. You're such a queen. Like take the time you need. That's really sweet. That like 10 minutes before doors open. Like that's amazing. Who's even there at that time?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

188.06

Well, that would make them not truths. You can't call that truth.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1891.415

I would say Kelly. She works so hard. She loves her fans so much. She must be so, so sick. I feel horrible for her. I wouldn't even want to go. I wouldn't even want this. Keep my money.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1903.022

yeah so we're obviously like haters so that's what you're seeing reflected here this is such a neutral way of handling it like nothing really wrong happened it's unfortunate no it's too it's a little too soon minutes before but okay you need to give people time what if it was kelly she she was pushing through to the end and then the doctor came in and said kelly you can't

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1932.805

The thing is, you know what it comes down to? It's like my Karen Huger blind spot. It comes down to trusting your fates. No, because if Kelly did this, I would say like she must have been so sick. She must have wanted to go on so badly. And they literally were they were holding her back from holding her back because I know that's Kelly's work ethic. Now, Justin Timberlake is not my fave.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1949.258

I don't trust him. I don't know that he's always trying to do the best thing. That's why I can't say the same.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

1970.823

Okay, what if, Cara, you were canceled a performance 10 minutes before?

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

200.003

I feel like I didn't really respond to them. That was like, that's kind of like, I didn't know if like, if this isn't a debate, like we're just like reading their views, chuckling, being like, no thanks. There was like a couple of things that's like, oh, that's an interesting,

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2007.346

You know what? It's time to throw that rule out the window for Karen. I like sometimes I'm throwing a lot of like sometimes it's a hard and fast rule. Like you don't answer for your sense of the reading. You're not on the next season. Sometimes you're Karen Huger. And like, seriously, sometimes you're Mary. I'll write wipe my ass with this rule.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2026.941

And the rule wiped its ass with you. Right. So I think different strokes for different books. How about that?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2068.059

No, it's important to have rules. And then also like anything else, there are exceptions to the rule. Like there just are.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2075.743

Rules for thee and not for Karen Huger and Kelly Clarkson.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2083.266

The notebook is out. It's for eye dairies. Okay. This will be called those to whom the rules don't apply.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2093.585

I'm scared. I can't find my pen. Oh my gosh.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2098.807

No, no, no. That's not what's happening. Do you want me to write it down on my phone and we can transcribe it later? You could start while I just, I'm scrambling.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

212.145

note but really most of them were in interesting notes they were just like hate filled and i don't feel like we i didn't respond to them because like i don't waste my time well you know you'll just have to tune into the episode to find out what we did because we can't even really figure and what we can't even figure out exactly what we did do but if you listen to it you'll figure it out you'll know what we did and what we did not do and what we did not do is what we're doing you know no

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2125.931

And this isn't just like a list of our favorite people. It's just different. Like it's, we're not going to start going.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2139.177

And like a younger person, like really knows how to call an Uber more than an older person.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2146.301

Okay, leave it. No, no. I think we just leave it at that and we let it build.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2153.001

So we're foolishly meant to Justin Timberlake. I actually, I don't know if you guys can hear, I'm coming down with a little something. Not again. I know, but I do think because I had like the big bad flu, it shouldn't be as bad. It's giving antibodies. It is, hopefully. Hopefully they kick in. Are you ready for our next story? A little sports news.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2174.952

Travis Kelsey confirmed that he is not retiring. He said he can't go out like that. He has confirmed he will not retire after 12 years in the league. He told Pat McAfee, I'm coming back for sure. Going to try and get to the best shape I've been in this offseason and get back to the mountaintop.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2190.38

Got a real bad taste in my mouth with how I played in the last game and how I got the guys ready for battle. I can't go out like that. So he will be back for his 13th season.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2231.727

That's true. He can't go out like that.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2234.127

He needs one more season where he's going to play worse.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2242.289

The good news, though, is that even if he plays bad again, like he's on such a good team that his mistakes are kind of hidden. They won't have a horrible season, even if they don't win the Super Bowl.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2254.871

Right. The team will have a respectable season. So even if it's not his best, like... It'll be a fine way to go out.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2297.716

Like how much does Aaron Rodgers hate that guy who broke his ankle?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2310.043

Like ruined the most, like he had big things planned for this stage of his life. And like that guy in one fell swoop, like, and I'm sure Aaron sees the bright side now is all meant to happen. But like if I were Aaron, I would fucking hate that person.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2323.885

When you get injured as an athlete, do you blame the person who was it not? I don't know. But like if it's not clean, I would. I wonder if they have men don't like hold as much like grudges.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2353.365

I don't know I don't know I feel like I would be mad Would you be mad?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2379.05

However, I think, like, Achilles tear. So, say that's 10 out of 10. Jason Damar.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2394.378

No, it's not out of the ordinary, but it's like, it's a sports injury. It's what you're signing up for. I don't know. I feel like it's like worse than ACL.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

2419.499

I would include Achilles and ACL in that as well.

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Anything that requires like, yeah, serious surgery and like out for the season.

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i disagree wow that's big of you turdy if anybody knows any football players like please sound off in the comments do they hold grudges by the way i know football players okay do they hold grudges should i ask kyle use check like yeah say hypothetically and i feel like it would have to be like a non-clean non-clean

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No, it's just like if he hasn't experienced that, maybe he doesn't know. Has he had like almost a career ending injury?

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Because it's so internet and I'm embarrassed to even know about it.

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Right, right, right. Okay, Kyle, use check. Injuries.

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He suffered knee injuries. He missed time in 20... He had like standard... You know?

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Can you say when a player, because if he has like.

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Can you also add, and what if it wasn't a clean hit? Does that change things?

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Claudia, fire it off. If you can't use your friendship with him to learn critical information. Then what am I doing here? Yeah. And plus, you want to know more about your friend.

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No, we're talking about the pros. This is your career. And it could be career ending. You can't play for the season. I want to know. So Travi is back in the big game next season. We'll see you rocking the stage at Arrowhead.

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Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Christina Hall is expressing some regret over not signing a prenup with her third husband, Josh. Oh my. So Christina Hall, so this is a confluence of our favorite things. Christina, Tariq.

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Christina Hall regrets not signing a prenup with her estranged husband, Josh Hall. The HGTV star spoke candidly about her third divorce during a conversation with her friend Cassie in Wednesday's episode of The Flipoff. Like, of course, The Flipoff, making news always. Making news again. She said, Oh my God, it's crazy. He wants to retire off of me.

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Honestly, if I would have really understood the repercussions of all of this, I would have gotten a prenup or I never would have married him.

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Yeah. She said that he's tried to steal some of her assets, including ATVs and quad bikes from her home in Tennessee. She said, it's so, so confusing for me why someone would want to do that to me, especially someone that didn't have to work for a few years. She alleged that he's taking advantage of her by making asinine settlement, settlement offers that would result in her paying him more money.

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She said, it's exhausting. I just can't wait for it to be done, but I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon.

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Oh, true. But also, but you don't feel strongly about man leeching off of woman.

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Yeah, you should have a stack of boilerplate prenups in your desk.

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Yeah. So perhaps this is the first time she's been with a man who's not as wealthy or wealthier than her. And she hadn't learned this lesson yet that this can happen.

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Oh, that doesn't convince me. The thing is, so everyone's like, there's these rumors. I'm like, what is the source of these rumors? Where do they come from? And apparently they come from Mason's self. Like he posted to his Finsta. He did a Q&A and you know, he just kind of like lets it rip.

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Yeah. So when you think about it like that, it makes sense. Like this is almost like it's not like it's happened twice to her. Like it's her first time. And now going forward with Christopher LaRocca.

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They are dating. But he's a businessman. So maybe she doesn't want a prenup. Maybe she wants some of that LaRocca fortune.

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Christina's got her finger on the pulse of that stuff, except for Josh.

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Could you ask him, like on the record, do you think, let him know it's on the record that you're going to share his answer.

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Do you think Aaron Rodgers holds a grudge against the guy who broke his heel?

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You could say we're recording live, like we're currently recording.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not everyone's Ben and knows that everything that you text him is fodder for the show.

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No, nothing. I just like, you haven't talked about him in like a day.

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I'm sorry to hear that. Did you see the reel that I sent you?

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It makes him so happy. We have three kids on our board.

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He lets it rip. And in his Q&A, like he seriously said that he has a one-year-old daughter. He posted a picture of her and said that she was a failed protection. Yeah.

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And I had all that time to myself. And then he'll pick up dinner on the way home from golf.

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Maybe it's because you guys also live far from the golf course, so all the driving. I thought she figured it out.

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I just feel like these are the questions Pat McAfee should be asking to Aaron directly. Maybe he does and I missed it.

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I just feel like if Aaron said, like, I fucking hate that guy, it'd be headline news.

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No, I actually feel like it's a very insightful question. You want to know the emotions of your friends.

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From my fun fact. From the fact queen.

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Yeah. Well, or maybe like that's what they think that you look like. And like you do look like that. You don't look so dissimilar.

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That I don't know. But I saw screenshots of alleged Finsta from Mason, and that's where this is coming from. Because he kind of goes on Instagram, Finstagram, and spills the beans. He told us all that's about Travis and Kylie, if they were still together.

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No, I'm trying to hold space for like your toxic mentality with this because I'm sure I was the same like when I was first pregnant.

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Maybe. Cool. Maybe. Yeah. But over time, like it's just, you'll change your point of view about it. So I'm just trying to listen and not judge. I love that.

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Even though I have a lot of things I want to say to you.

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Our next story is some more kids programming news. Big Peppa news yesterday. Big Spidey news today.

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SpongeBob is pregnant. No. Spidey and his amazing friends has been renewed for season five at Disney Junior after a big ratings win. Don't you feel like Spidey and his amazing friends is like taking over? I feel like a kid show hasn't been this popular in so long.

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I mean, we literally spoke on nurseries for 30 minutes. We popped off with Peppa Pig yesterday, like, one of our most popular clips. Like, maybe we just need to go where the wind takes us, Turdy.

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Do you want to hear like details about Gene Hackman's wife being mummified? Because that was the other option. Got it.

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I literally had two stories up. I was going to ask you which one you prefer. But then I'm like, I don't want to gamify the mummification.

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This is where the rumors stem from, but because I didn't see it with my own two eyes from the primary source, like, anyone can make up a screenshot and make up a thing.

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That's such a shame because I feel like Spidey could be something that's like big in your house one day, especially because of the soundtrack. And like Ben will love, as much as you can love a kid's soundtrack, like Ben will love Spidey.

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Okay, well, if I had known that, then at the end, like, I'd known your distaste for Spidey and his amazing friends.

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The criminals constantly want to exterminate Spidey and his friends and the entire town. And then they always thwart them and then just let them off the hook. There's no real justice. That's what bothers me.

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Why are you giving them another chance to rob the bank and the hot dog stand?

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Put them behind bars, call it a day, and live in peace.

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You wouldn't like her. But anyways, what's actually really remarkable about Spidey and his amazing friends, like I feel like it's like a rebooted version of Spider-Man like for the children. And I have not seen like a reboot have this much success. Like it's crushing it. It's really crushing it. Five seasons.

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not going to report on it as veracity we're not reporting we are not reporting i'm just remarking yeah it's definitely weird like it's a it's weird to talk about the 15 year old kid and the one year old child and the girl in the art class and piper like i it's weird to talk about i kind of love the name piper just want to say if that is the name that they went with it's cute and that may call me a grandma and then piper and rocky are the same age

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Okay, we're going to run it back. And Mandy Moore is still an actress and could still be Jamie.

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I hope that when they do reimagine it, it's to a T. I feel like I could see them changing some of the themes because it's obviously very pro-religion.

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He's with his Bible and he's been found.

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Yeah. Well, they need to leave it. Yeah, you're right. You're right. But I could see them like doing away with that. And instead he's like manifesting his dream. Like stop it.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I feel like I know three young actors. Of course, Noah Centennial comes to mind.

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And she has, like, a nice voice for, like, a girl who just, like, gets on stage and is like, no, I'm afraid.

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Dennis Quaid's a little old to be Olivia Rodrigo's dad.

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That like, yeah, that mean girl who like she stole like Shane from.

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I think it, what I've learned, you know, we've, a lot of us have had the same experiences. Like I think a lot of people had that experience with that song, like in a good way.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Oh yeah. That's good. I think it was hard to hear that song and

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

3827.075

A new trend has emerged at Milan Fashion Week and we actually called this one.

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Models are bearing their butt cracks at Milan Fashion Week. Oh, no. And style gurus are outraged, saying, I do not want to live in that world. Low-rise jeans are back, and there's no butts about it. At Milan Fashion Week, Diesel debuted its fall-winter 2025 collection featuring a gregiously low denim cut in which models bared their butt cracks.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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So there's a stream of models walking down the runway in low-rise jeans plus crack.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yes, but I feel like that happens more so, not unnaturally, but because, like, men can have kids until a certain age. So for a woman to have a child and then another child, but the first child has a baby when she's... Like, that's... It's kind of beautiful.

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Like, I really feel like they're running out of bits to show, you know? Like, because pretty much people walk around naked. But they do wear undies.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah. But then not everyone has that. So what's next? Dong?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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The deep resonant sound of a large bell. No, dong definition from Merriam-Webster. No, I guess it would be an urban dictionary. Wait, but Merriam said dick. Penis dong. Usually vulgar.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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No, no, no. Schlong is like a different energy. Do you know what I mean?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

4013.462

Yeah, it's like schlongy. But I actually like the energy of dong.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

4021.106

Right. Now I just I need to know if there are other people.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Etymology online says penis. Okay, they didn't mince words over there. Penis, 1891 slang of unknown origin, perhaps suggested by dingus and other names for unnameable things.

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Claudia, he recites it to everyone. Last night he recited it to Molly, like the girl that he likes him. Everyone knows, likes him. And he knows that she likes him. Uh, that text your, if I hear freckled lips one more time, if I hear freckled lips one more time, I'm going to have to turn this off. But last night was like really bad. for Shep and Sienna's relationship. We're still in the Bahamas.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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What's going on with Shep and Sienna is that, like, he sent the text, he's spiraling. They went out that night after... the dinner. She went home early with a stomachache like the night before or something. And the boys went gambling. Shep got kicked out of the casino for being too drunk. There were no cameras on at this point. Then when the boys go back to the room, Shep's not there.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah. And that's how they did it back in the day, right? Like you were 16 years apart from your parent and then your grandparent until they could have four generations like living under one roof.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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They're looking for Shep for two hours. They can't find Shep. Shep fell asleep on a pool lounge and then made his way to the room and like realized that he had like hit rock bottom that like he's literally sleeping on the beach because of this girl. Um, that's not good.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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The next morning he wakes up. They're all going on a boat. Sienna's coming on the boat. And Craig's like, why is she coming on the boat? Like, she doesn't like you.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

4137.615

Craig even FaceTimes Paige. So Paige can be on the phone and say, she doesn't like you. Like, girl talk. She doesn't like you. Like, literally everyone's yelling at Shep. She doesn't like you.

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but he won't hear a word of it so it's like he will and he knows that but he's being a little like I guess it's like sweet but he's in his 40s so it's not where it's like well I don't care like I this is how I feel like I love her like I'm gonna fight for I'm not just gonna like you know pretend like I don't care anymore because I do care like and he so he really just wants her around and on the boat even if she doesn't want to be there which is like it's very naive and would be sweet in someone else but not but this is his first experience with something like this even though he's 40 like it is his first you know we all remember our first we're all

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Meanwhile, they walk down to the boat and she texts, I'm running late.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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And he was like, well, wait. She said, I don't know how long I'm going to be. I'll meet up with you guys at dinner. So he was like. So she cancels. Yeah. But not even well enough to cancel. Be like, I'm not coming. I'm going to be too late. Like leading him on. Like, oh, if we wait, then you can come. Right. Just be a little bit more definitive. Right. And then he's going to stay back.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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They all go on the boat. And thankfully, he decides he walks down the plank as they're about to leave. And he gets on the boat. Thankfully, because they had a really nice day like at Rose Beach with Shep Rose. They were all joking. It's Rose.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Shep's speech like so sad how they have to cheer him up they try so hard Madison actually had like a nice conversation with her because she's a queen and she's benevolent even though like Shep was so fucking nasty to her for so many years when she dated Austin like she's gonna put it aside for a moment it's easy it's easy to be a queen when you're so happy and like in your own life while also still holding important grudges however like Shep is not her enemy you know yeah he's not a problem right now like I don't know who her is but not him she like was giving him like good advice like that he deserves to be loved like this is not it and then like

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she was like, do you really? Cause he said, last time I was here with Sienna, we drove past that house and she said she wants me to buy it for her. And it's like a $10 million house. And, and Madison was like, I think maybe like you're just not rich enough for her. Like that might just be it. And he was like, yeah, I think so. Which is so crazy. Cause he like does have to admit.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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No. And like, he comes from like generational wealth. Um, So that was sad. Then JT, JT is spiraling. I think this might be JT's last episode on the show because he finally makes it after like missing all of his flights. He comes to a dinner. Him and Craig are fighting. They're actually having like a fight that started out like strong.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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And now it's like Craig is misremembering some of like, there's this big issue where he told the whole group that JT called Miss Patricia a bitch during a conversation that the entire conversation was filmed. And there was no footage of that.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

4291.928

Yeah. And then also Craig told Madison that JT was like insinuating some weird things about JT and Madison, which he was, but now it's like, well, did you use the word affair? He didn't use the word affair. And it's like, who cares about the word affair? He, he was insinuating that like the husband called him to make sure nothing was going on.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah. And JT is just like not a worthy adversary. Meanwhile, like, So I think that he then Vanita goes to his room and like tries to make out with him, even though he like told her he had a girlfriend. So that was like really weird. She keeps doing that.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah. But I think JT is going to leave the trip. And I think that's it for him on the show. Because at some point he quits the show in the middle of the show.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

4338.777

I think this might be it. The dinner wasn't even that bad for him. Shep actually had his back being like, I don't remember JT saying that. Mostly because he's just like completely in his own head.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah. Like if you couldn't handle that dinner, that was really like nothing. This show's not for you.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Beyond that, next week, Shep and Sienna will finally talk. It's like that night after the boat. And like, he's going to be like, we were in love three weeks ago. And she was like, no, we weren't. Yeah. It's time to end it. And that's what you missed on Southern Cherm.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

436.37

And then Piper would be having a living great-great-grandmother in MJ. Yes.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Oh, I also wanted to mention some rumors because people are saying, I saw, I don't know if there's any truth to this, that like Craig and Sally have been spotted together.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Okay. Like, I feel like there's something to note about that.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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something noteworthy for sure and I just want to say like my initial reaction I'm not like oh my god ship they have to be together like but I feel like I could maybe get there I just like don't know Sally well enough but like also maybe it's just like one of the things you need to do to like get over your ex like I just want to say like my initial reaction is not ship it's not a anti but it's not like if Craig was stepping out with Rachel Kirkconnell

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

4422.044

Even though Sally seems fab and she changed her hair color in the off season and it really suits her. She's totally a winter.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

4474.48

It's so true. Like the theme song is very Queenie, like is a nominee. But then when you really boil it down, like it's Becca who wrote the theme song.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

4515.673

I thought about Karen Huger and just the last minute one came to me as I'm looking through former weenies. And actually my weenie of the week is going to be Sutton Strack for literally like the really lowest form of insult on Real Houses of Beverly Hills. Like it's giving weenie behavior.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

4534.976

So Real Housewives two for two on the weenies. I need to find my pen and write this down or else like we're going to forget.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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We will be lost in the anals of history.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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I wonder what else is lost in the cracks of these chairs.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

479.704

It's a little inconvenient sometimes.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

564.67

Yeah, and you can just design nurseries on Canva as a hobby in your spare time. Like, that's just fun. Oh, I would love to if anybody needs one designed. I'm kind of good at it. It doesn't mean anything. Like, it's not canine. Like, it's just a fun thing to do.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah, that's what we're going to do. We've been needing this and glad to have it by the end of the week. It's New Music Friday. Stream your new favorite song. Toast theme song.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

599.913

You got to put a couple of frames in.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

607.155

Claudia, you should. Do you see the balloons popping up around us?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

621.184

Yeah, there's so many things you could put.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

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Yeah, and then you always have to take them out and put them back in.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

650.001

Okay, you really love getting towels on Amazon.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

693.961

Yeah, it's a slippery slope. I don't get crazy about like everything, like towels, I wouldn't get so crazy because you wash them before you use them anyway. And hopefully that takes away the chemicals.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

709.246

Do you know what I mean? Oh, that they're not cozy enough?

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

713.838

Is it going to be harsh on Bebe's skin? Harsh on Bebe's skin. I don't know. Sometimes.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

719.36

But then sometimes if you have a towel that's too soft, it doesn't absorb the moisture. And then Bebe is wet and cold.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

729.085

But then also it's like if you have a party towel that you like, that's the right amount of roughness and softness. you could just use that. And then you know maybe.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

738.168

It doesn't. Like, where is the ears? Yeah, if you don't have the ears. Well, you could also get like a little cap.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

77.714

She might play our podcast episode that's called the Toast theme song.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

772.328

Well, that's true. But you do need a towel for your baby, so.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

778.674

Like, if you have a towel in your house. But something like that, it's kind of nice to go to the store and, like, feel stuff.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

789.604

I feel like you live at Bloomingdale's. Like that's where you sleep there on the seventh floor.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

805.05

Okay. Literally 180 from you saying four minutes ago, I'm not spending any more money on this.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

816.989

Well, if I could share some lessons. I heard you say, now I'm remembering, I heard you said on FaceTime yesterday, like you don't need a changing table because you have a dresser. You can use a dresser as a changing table.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

832.879

Okay, great. Get a change. So you'll buy that. You'll obviously buy the rocking chair, which you will use. You can start using today.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

87.742

Okay, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, at the time.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

871.242

OK, there you go. Also, the electric gives off a light that if your chair is like facing the crib, there's a light in their face. I used to put a tape over it.

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Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

914.093

And do you know that the pink spectra doesn't work unless it's plugged in and the blue spectra you can charge and take on charge. I only got blue because I had a boy. So I'm like, I guess I should get blue. And then I regretted it. I was like, I could have pink. I'm a girl. And then I learned that pink has to stay in the wall.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

939.899

Yeah. There's something wrong with the screen. Like it still works, but you can't really see all the numbers that you want to see.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

945.925

No, I still used it, but that's why I brought it to the office. And then I got myself a new one that I used at home.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

95.429

Yeah, especially because that episode, like I think 10 seconds in I cursed, which I'm seriously regretting. Because if it does come around by accident because you are with your kids and you want to play it, like that's just not the vibe.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

960.695

I feel like breast pump is premium technology that like, and does an amazing service and they can seriously charge what they want. And the fact that it's covered by insurance, like they could charge more.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

977.009

Okay. That's it. You don't want 400 bags in your house.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

983.108

You couldn't? That's going to like be annoying.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

987.052

I think I got a hundred bags and I never went through all of them.

The Toast

Crack is Back, But Still Whack: Friday, February 28th, 2025

996.186

You would think it has nothing to do with breast size, shockingly.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

101.744

Early title idea, putting the celebración back in Viernes.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

108.628

We do have a long and hard discussion about titles every day.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1099.222

Yeah. Once fool me once. Shame on me. Correct. Okay. Correct. Posted.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Our first story, speaking of galas, the Time 100 gala was yesterday evening.

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Because you were not on the Time 100 most influential list because you are actually influential.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1121.65

Therefore, you couldn't have been on this list.

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1134.375

Or when Amy Schumer, like, laid on the floor in front of Kim and Kanye.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1147.761

You know, you win some, you lose some. You have to take chances. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Right. 1,000%. Blake Lively is kind of the headline news of the event because she attended with Ryan and she's, you know, the talk of the ton. And they gave a speech. She gave a speech. She gave like a little speech from her chair.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1171.024

Yeah, because I heard she gave a speech. Oh, she gave a speech. Oh, that's kind of like major. And then I saw the speech. And so she was like standing at her table. Makes me feel like other people like stood at their table and gave speeches. Probably other influential recipients. But we're only hearing about hers. She was a titan. She's a Titan.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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She was in the Titan of the year for her charitable work. And then she gave a speech, an emotional speech where she talked about her mother who was in attendance, correct? Was in attendance. And she said that her mother was the victim of the worst crime someone can commit against a woman. She said that she had concealed her undeserved shame throughout her life.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Blake felt the need to share her mom's story in order to make an impact saying, if we name it, we change it.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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She's under a microscope like no one else is at the current moment, yes. Except for Hailey Bieber. Well, she's always under the microscope. It's not about the moment.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

130.137

Can't use Scandival. That is like an outlier that will never, the type of SEO that will never happen again. Yeah, it was like Real Housewives, Blake Lively.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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No, I wasn't going to say that. That's literally not what I was going to say. What are you going to say? I can't think of the word.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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There is not a word for what I'm thinking of.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I feel good about my relative neutrality and having left camp Blake. I feel good about where I stand. And so I also feel like a speech like this is not really for me because there's nothing that she could say in the speech that's going to change how I feel about whatever happened two years ago. And,

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Like I think it's all sort of tied together, but for me, it's not tied together. Like this speech is a separate thing. I know maybe she obviously has to be a little more calculated and everything that she says and does. So maybe talking about this issue in this way, is favorable to her case in some way. Not for me.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1396.267

Um, yes. And as someone in the neutrality camp, uh, I don't give a rip about that because that's how the book was marketed. That's like, that's what the studio had said. Yeah. That's what the cast was told. And I think that it would have been the right strategy had Justin then not like came out and made it so serious and somber.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1415.577

We know the movie is about that, but like, I didn't think that the press were needed. Like, I do not care one iota that she did not mention it. And that she focused on her hair care, which is apparently like really fabulous. I just want to say I was getting my hair cut with mahogany and she had Blake Brown Beauty. Yes, me too. And she used some for me. I asked her about it.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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And as someone who has left team Blake, and I think there's so much inconsistency, like honest, I'm not buying what she's selling.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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i all i would like to ask justin like why did you do that why when everyone else was given this directive why did you then and go and it's like a hero complex right it's like such an easy way to make yourself like to endear yourself right of course he wouldn't admit that but like i would like to know what he would say to that like why what because you couldn't not be serious about that's your studio your wayfair productions right you guys sent out that memo so why would you go and make everyone else look stupid

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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In our defense, when there is a day where there is news that we know people are tuning in for, Taylor on the field. When we know that like that's what everyone's list like wants to hear. Super Bowl recap. We always include it in the title. Yesterday we went through all the stories. There was nothing that was going to make someone tune in who wasn't already tuning in. So like let's be ourselves.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Yeah, agreed. So it looks like everyone had a fun time at the party.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1533.882

Well, the people who they think are the most influential. So they kind of curate the list. Yeah.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1548.748

And just know like Taylor Swift is not influential because she was not on the list.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1553.931

She wasn't influential at all this year, which I didn't realize that.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1560.254

Are you ready for our next story? A little update with Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley. Really? Yeah, we're getting some backstory on how they got together. Billy Ray Cyrus received a warm message from Elizabeth Hurley when he was down in the dumps from his divorce with his ex-wife, Fire Rose. Oh, she slid into the GMs? She texted him. How does she have his number?

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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They worked on a movie together in 2022 called Christmas in Paradise. They only did a few scenes together, he said, but the couple times we were in the same scene, there was chemistry there, we just laughed, and it was at a time when I wasn't laughing a lot. So then him and Fire Rose are divorcing. Shaggy, where did he share this?

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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um he told apple music countries the ty bentley show god okay so like a radio show a radio show and maybe if i maybe if spotify was down and i was listening to country radio on apple this morning i would have heard it you would have heard it so the texas from the mysterious sender he didn't have her phone number it said hey it looks like life might be a little tough and just wanted you to know i'm in your corner you've got a friend in your corner so he didn't have her number so he responded who is this

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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When she revealed her identity, he said he thought of all the people to reach out to me in that second that maybe I needed most. This friend who made me laugh. So they said they had lost touch for two years, which is when he was married to Fire Rose after the movie. And then reconnected when she sent this text message.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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This is the poster for the movie they did, Christmas in Paradise. Oh, what was it called? Christmas in Paradise, starring Elizabeth Hurley, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Kelsey Grammer. I absolutely have to watch this movie.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Yeah, it's kind of star studded. And and it's so crazy that of the two leading.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1700.327

What is this film? We could see him the way she did on set. And maybe he was like presenting himself well at the time.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1745.879

I know, but it's like Jennifer Tilly's husband gave her 10% of the Simpsons and everyone like lived happily ever after. Except that he died. But like until he died, like he didn't die because she got, like that's just a separate thing.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1762.927

OK, but like Frasier's in the same league as Friends and they are all sitting pretty for the rest of their lives.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

177.983

I know we had a hard time. Oh, would be Solomon. Oh, that was good. But like not everybody watches summer house. So we are, I know some people, but maybe some people who watch summer house, who don't listen to the toast, saw that and clicked on it. Probably not, but it's kind of hard.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1786.686

Yeah. Anyways, it's surprising that Elizabeth Hurley gravitated towards Billy Ray on set and not Kelsey. Yeah, as opposed to Kelsey.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I have to watch this movie. Like, if I see it, like, on any streamer, like, when I'm casually looking, like, I will watch it. You will watch it. I will not take it out. But, like, I think that's the only way this relationship will make sense to me. But it also makes me feel like they were dating when he performed at the inauguration. Maybe she did that, like, because she's British.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1814.353

Like, maybe she did it on purpose and, like, got him all tipsy.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1834.575

I can't find my pen. It needs to go on my content plate.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1849.314

Yeah. You know what? I think I have to write it on my phone. Just because it's too important. Unfortunately.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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So that's how they got together. Stay tuned for how they're doing. I'm still in genuine shock about this. Me too. And that's the latest. I'd love to hear from Kelsey Grammer. Yes. Did he sense this on set?

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Next story, love seems to be dead. Sophie Turner is sparking breakup rumors. I know. With her aristocrat boyfriend, Peregrine, Pellegrino Pearson.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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After nearly two years of dating, she has unfollowed him on Instagram. She also shared a cryptic post on stories that simply read, Tutu pasa, which translates as everything passes. Now...

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1925.429

Yeah. Yeah. I guess that makes sense. I think they had a lot of fun together. Yeah.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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But I just don't think like as she thinks about how she wants to live out her days, I don't think being Mrs. Pellegrino, like hold up on the English countryside, like hosting dinner parties is what she wants to be doing.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Yeah. Like, cause eventually he'll have to like settle down and get boring and you know, tend to his family's estate. And she doesn't want to be around for that. I mean, they're just like money pits, right? And then like what you're hosting weddings, like.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Yeah, no. And like, then you're giving tours. No, no, no. We have to go. I feel like she's definitely stepped back.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1977.539

But I think she'll come back. She's still on advert. Then that's a show. And she's Joan, not Rivers. In the UK.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

1988.102

Yeah. So maybe like he inherited his family's estate and she was like, hell no, the roof is leaking. I'm out.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

2007.952

Unless you get married, you don't come off the list. That's the rule. And she is, I feel like she's not, I genuinely hate this list so much. I know. And I'm starting a new one. Okay. I want to wipe this slate clean.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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And there are a lot of shows like ours that like, do the title with the subjects in the title and they do a good job but it's just like For some reason, we can't do that. Like, their titles would not work for us.

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2024.741

You can't worst list. It's the most basic, stupid list.

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2044.49

Sophie Turner. And we'll just add as they come. That's it. Add as they come. Coombs afresh. Okay, okay. Are you ready for our fourth story? Yeah. It's a little TV news because Royal Pains reboot is in the works starring Mark Feuerstein.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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No, I don't think of me either. But I think like a secret that I harbor is that I thought it was a really good show. And like you learned a lot about rare medical conditions.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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That's so funny. Also, I get people message me this a lot when they're watching the last seasons of Downton Abbey. Anna. She had a cerclage. Remember, she was like having trouble keeping a pregnancy and then Mary sent her to her doctor and it turned out she just needed the cerclage because she had cervical incompetence.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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And so, which is a really fun fact, like that the cerclage is in Downton Abbey. However, it's historically inaccurate because the cerclage wasn't invented until the 50s and Downton Abbey takes place in the 20s.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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And I told Dr. Fox that. That's like an easy search. He was like, yikes. Yikes. Like when I told him, do you see Downton Abbey? Anna has a sirclash. He was like, they would have invented that. It's impossible. Yeah. Sorry to ruin the fun for everyone.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Claudia, you should watch it right now. I think you would like it. It's set in the Hamptons.

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I don't feel like that was the vibe. Really? Yeah. Let me see. Royal Pains House.

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No, and they bring me so much joy. So, like, what about us and our serotonin levels? And we need those to be able to do this show. Do the executives at YouTube care about that? If we just become cogs, like, John Stamos opens up.

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Royal Pains. Most famously, Blank Space music video. Most famously. In popular culture. It was served as partial inspiration for Gatsby's estate in The Great Gatsby. That feels right. Oh, but they didn't film it there. No, but it was, like... It is the castle on Long Island, so that makes sense. I'm just going to skip to things that we know.

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It was used in the music video Cookie by R. Kelly. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Love that. It was used in Liam Payne and Rhea Ora's For You music video.

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Yeah, Real Housewives of New York City season 12 reunion video. Really? The first in-person reunion after the pandemic. Wow. Love that. A music video for J-Lo and Maluma's song, Pa Ti Plus Lonely. Wow. I'm telling you guys. The castle was featured in a Mr. Beast video in which the Mr. Beast crew was tasked to stay in a $1 hotel to a $1 million hotel. Wow. The more you know.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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It stood in for a Hungarian castle in the second season of Succession. So we thought we were in Hungary. Turns out we were in Long Island.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Oh, I'm so glad you asked. He's a doctor. So he's staying at the, he doesn't live in Ohika Castle. He's in someone's like guest house. Someone is like, maybe he's the doctor to the person who lives in the house, but the person's like never there. So he becomes a concierge doctor. for rich people in the Hamptons. They like call him with their ailments.

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And so every episode, it's kind of like house where someone has like a mysterious thing going on and he's like the best doctor and he solves it. But it's always something, you know, like gout, like something random. Of course, of course. Undiagnosable except to Dr. Henry Hank Lawson.

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that's mark that's mark and then his little brother is also with him in the hamptons and the little brother is just like wants to party and it's like so funny and he's like wants to get down and he actually falls in love with like a hampton swirly like a socialite very rich very works out things work out well for him and she's a main cast member too the two of them just like being hampton swirlies

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Well, I'm here for this reboot because I think it's like an easy show to reboot. You don't have to like, he could still be Dr. Hank.

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Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

2390.809

They could still be out in the Hamptons doing their thing. We're learning about niche, mysterious medical conditions. That works for me. Yeah. Depending on where I'm at in my life, maybe I'll give it a shot. But I think you should watch the old one. I think you would like it. It's totally neutral.

The Toast

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I heard something about John Stamos also recently.

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2439.586

Will you try watching Royal Pains or not? Like the old one.

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I didn't say, by the way, I didn't say do it. I asked a question.

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Our fifth and final story is about one of your favorite subjects, two of your favorite subjects.

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No. Shark attacks and influencers. So scientists are blaming influencers for the rise in shark attacks.

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So just when you thought it was safe to go pro back in the water, French scientists have attributed the spike in shark attacks to selfie-taking influencers encouraging tourists to pet the toothy predators. per a jaw-dropping study in the journal Frontiers in Conservation.

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Contrary to sharks' portrayal as mindless killing machines in movies, researchers argued that many of the so-called attacks were defensive responses to being poked and prodded by online clout seekers.

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One of the scientists, the lead researcher, said, I don't encourage, as many influencers do on social networks, people to cling to a shark's dorsal fin or stroke it under the pretext of proving that they are harmless. He was citing the genre of videos in which content creators film themselves swimming with and even poking the sea beasts.

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In one popular Instagram clip, a wildlife photographer is pictured touching the nose of a tiger shark off of Hawaii. The sharks here feel like family. The crazy shark lady blushed in the caption. It's funny because these influencers actually have the same goal as the scientists, which is like show that sharks are harmless.

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And the sharks are saying, no, bitch, like...

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That's so interesting. Good for John Stamos.

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I just started Googling her because I was like, what's her last name? She was just finding her own goddamn business. Bethany Moda? No, Bethany Hamilton. I feel like most of the shark attacks we hear are just like people swimming at the beach, not people trying to take pictures with sharks or petting them.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Of course. People going about their business, swimming in shallow waters, surfing. Like, you know, we all have our districts in the ocean. And they ventured into shallow waters. And they took... A bite.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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That's like really crazy. I'm not, I haven't seen enough evidence that how, what percentage of shark attacks are people trying to get close to sharks? Yeah.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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So 95% of sharks are offensively aggressive.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Right. the science community is disgusting for this like it works it's like five percent is not then a lot the result right no the 95 percent would be the leading headline here just i'm just trying to call back everything i've learned about numbers about the scientific theory no these people are disgusting i don't know what it is like

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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No. And that's not sounding like the John Stamos fun fact that I learned, but I can't remember what it was, but it wasn't anything like groundbreaking. Maybe something like he lives in Australia, something like that. Like he's Australian.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Sharks are dangerous predators. Stay back. Beware. Be scared.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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It's funny because I feel like they're trying to say the same thing we are, which is like, don't bother sharks. We weren't. Like only 5% of people were. Like we're not. Right. But then like how do we prevent like people who didn't bother sharks, those shark attacks?

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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No. But I don't know. I see videos all the time of like sharks spotted in the Atlantic.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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It's not where people are swimming. You can see them, like, on the beach, from the beach.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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agreed my queenie of the week was a matter we hadn't discussed yet just because it hasn't come up yet but Stassi Schroeder is my queenie of the week because Vanderpump Villa season two premiered she's on the show which we had reported she was doing Vanderpump Villa like she's back on TV with Lisa Vanderpump she's doing all this press like by Lisa's side as Lisa's number two and like

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

302.458

It was probably in the comments. So that's really nice of you to say.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I've never seen someone go from. Come back. Come back in a way like this. Like bigger than she was before. And people get canceled all the time. But there are varying degrees. And like she had one of the worst cancellations.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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of all time and like bit by bit through her own grit no one did anything for her no one through her book through her podcast like she is back she's on gma like she i tell you she's looking gorgeous like this woman is a queenie i'm gonna watch her in vanderpumpville at some time and it just goes to show

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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it's because people love her it's because she's so fantastic like even her fan like you can't keep a good gal down like her fans never went away like because she is just like that interesting and that funny and that cool and i'm so happy for her because she had like she's had a lot of success in the last few years with her podcast and her book but that was all like things she did for herself by herself but to now like be back in the mainstream back on tv back on all the morning shows and every

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

312.472

Like, can we do anything? Like, I saw that comment on so many irrelevant posts.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

3147.13

kind of commemorate this moment with a weenie of the week award I think that's really beautiful my weenie of the week was gonna be the half of Jesse Solomon that is awful one half one half of Jesse Solomon like the right side or the left side like I would say it's definitely like left brain that yeah it is the weenie that is exerting weenie behavior on behalf of Jesse Solomon considering we didn't see the other half of like Menchie Jesse Solomon this week like he had a full only the left side was taking over was on the episode we didn't see the right side

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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No. And like, maybe that role should have gone to a younger man with,

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I saw it on your Instagram before I saw you on my screen. So I had time to process it. And you knew better than to bring it up. And yeah, I could, I just knew. Cause also you've told me to stop talking about your looks.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

389.486

Sometimes I'm seeing you for the first time when I open up my laptop and I'm like, Claudia, where'd you get those pants?

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

421.232

Nevermind, I'm not gonna say what I was gonna say. I was just gonna dunk on you, but you don't know. Remember when you said you weren't buying maternity clothes?

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

442.257

There aren't even that many fancy maternity lines, but there are like- I thought you were gonna say there aren't even that many galas. No, there aren't that many invitations.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

455.436

No, but you have to be clothed. Like, you have to walk out of the house with pants.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

463.004

You should look at ASOS maternity. Same price point, okay? Okay, okay, okay. But I'm gonna, I'm not gonna tell you what to do. Okay.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

472.152

In the same way you can't learn the lesson of fucking listening to me. I can't learn.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

477.874

Remember the other day I was trying to get you to do something. What was it?

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

511.506

You're so resistant. By the way, the song. No, I'm not. Both times I listened to you. The song is objectively an amazing song. It's called. It wasn't. Count My Blessings by Seth Schluter. I don't know who that is. Counting My Blessings. It's just like a beautiful song about like.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Okay, no, no, that's fine. But anyways, just what I was gonna say. Like, just like you don't, take heed and just like trust me and like just listen to me when I say things the first time.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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After months. I've been telling you to wear one since like months.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

558.921

Okay. Well, anyways, my lesson is like maybe I should just stop trying.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Okay. Martyr. Martyr. To voice things on you. Sure, sure.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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And that you come to it in your own time, in your own way.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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No, no, no. I'm not being a martyr. I'm saying I'm the foister. And maybe I shan't be the foister.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

586.349

I'm literally not. I'm the foister. I'm painting myself as the villain. Who wants to be the foister?

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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The thing is, half the time, I love him more than I've ever... You're like, fine, I'll just be a robot.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Half the time, I love him more than I've ever loved anyone on reality TV. So when you say that to me, I'm going to think about that half of him, and I'm going to take it as a compliment.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I don't know. When it comes to Queenie and Weenie, expect us to resay everything we said all week.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Well, actually, I'm glad we're doing Queenie and the Weenie this week because mine is about a topic that we have not discussed that is not like story worthy, but it's Queenie worthy. So stay tuned for that new discussion coming soon.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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How would you describe your Queenie and Weenie, the elk of like in terms of discussion? It's like a deep cut from this week. A deep cut from this week. Very good.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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No, I'm making a beef stew today. So that's like my big news of the day. I found these beautiful beef chunks at the supermarket.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I know. It's not like what I was thinking of making, but I saw these beautiful beef chunks. They were labeled. I know. And they were, of course, kosher at the supermarket. They never have had these chunks before. And it said beef cubed for stew. And so... I thought, well, the universe is telling me to make a beef stew.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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And it's just a fatty cut of meat. I didn't know that.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I'm excited to see what you ate. I love knowing what Codgers ate.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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I know, but I think that that's better than, like, the choking thing.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Like, because it's like long winded and boring or no, no, no.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Okay. Do you think I'll understand why you didn't want to say it?

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

854.018

Okay. yeah okay let's just move on you know let's move on and if i look especially tired is because i was up so late being such an active participant watching the next game like i was being such a good wife oh yeah we were talking about how much tv was on last night let me tell you what i watched none of it because i went to sleep at harry o'clock last night because he slept in my bed

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

87.811

Well, maybe we could put the celebración back in Viernes, the way- That's beautiful, Jackie. That the linguistics- Intended.

The Toast

Putting The Celebraciòn Back in Viernes: Friday, April 25th, 2025

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Without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Good morning, millennials.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Okay, it's also really important to know, like one day we will look back on today and this is totally separate, but we're gonna be like, oh my God, we were so skinny. And like, I'm just sitting here thinking like how fat I am. So that's important too. That's true. That's important too.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1012.53

Actually, my Weenie is like a, is multiple people, but like from the same organization. Of the CMAs. No, actually.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Yeah, that's how you feel in 30, 40 minutes.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Are we supposed to? No, but if someone's coming up as a weenie, the odds are it's Mark Ruffalo.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Mark Ruffalo. Yeah. I'm ready to dive in if you are.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by a new sponsor, technically, but not a new brand in Jackie and I's Rolodex. Jackie, do you know who today's lead sponsor is? Color Wow. Like seriously, Jackie and I have such a long history with Color Wow.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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One time, a Color Wow spokesperson, Chris Appleton, came on the toast and Jackie and I had some of the ugliest hair on the planet and he like literally read us to filth and gave us a couple of tips. And I have used every single Color Wow product that he recommended and then some ever since. It is my go-to.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1085.88

If I need something for my hair, whether it's hairspray, whether it's heat protector, whether it's like a pomade, I always get from Color Wow. It's a female-founded, family-owned business with over 100 major beauty awards. You've definitely heard of their super viral frizz and humidity fighter. It's called the Dream Coat.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Whenever I do my own blowouts, which is like twice a week, if I do not have my Dreamcoat, my blowout is horrible. It is the best thing. I douse my hair in it. It helps with heat protection. It helps with frizz. Chris Appleton, obviously celebrity hairstylist, former Toast guest, is their celebrity ambassador.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1113.571

And when you look at like his clients, you could see like they, like his clients have better hair than everybody else. And it's seriously because of DreamWow. Money Mist is also a ColorWow favorite. It's a light ultralux leave-in treatment for all hair types, especially for dry, damaged hair that strengthens, hydrates, and detangles. The Money Mist will give you expensive-looking results.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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It has a heat protector build-in. It has sold out three times since launching this year. I also use their blow-dry spray, which I really like. It gives me, like, a nice shine after... my blowout, and then I also use their hairspray. It's also Oprah Daily's Beauty Award winner for the best leave-in conditioner of that money mist, which is kind of a big deal.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1149.21

Go to colorwowhair.com slash toast and use our code toast for 20% off all products for a beauty guru in your life. Check it out. Today's episode is also brought to you by Quince. Here's something we're really looking forward to as the weather turns cooler. Obviously, football games, pumpkin spice lattes, long weekends. thanks to the Thanksgiving time. And we need to slip into our cozies.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1167.636

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The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1182.125

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The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1194.913

So you're walking out with a really high quality item that would cost you way more at a designer store. But because it's from Quinn's, you're getting something really reasonably priced. And they only work with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices. And of course, premium fabrics and finishes, which is how they have that luxury feel in every piece.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

122.854

No, no, not only that, but like your current body that you hate is also future you's goal body. It's so true. It's so true. Oh, I just okay. So like I was just looking at pictures from our Utah trip last year. And that was like right after I got off of Ozempic. And I went on like a little bit of like not a bender, but I like treated myself for like a month and I didn't weigh myself.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1231.035

That's Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash toast to get free shipping and 365-day returns. quince.com slash toast. Today's episode is also brought to you... by Jenny Kane. So Jenny Kane is simplifying and elevating the holiday season. They're really making gift giving a breeze. If you aren't familiar with Jenny Kane and Jenny Kane Home, they are a brand that has sponsored the Toast for a while.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1254.11

We have so many of their home products, their apparel products. I absolutely love Jenny Kane. It's really like when I think of what my personal aesthetic is, which is like coastal grand, neutrals, very luxury. It's literally the Jenny Kane aesthetic. I I have couches in my home from Jenny Kane that I'm like so proud of. I've always wanted a couch from Jenny Kane.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1270.662

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The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1287.992

That's home stuff included during Jenny Kane's biggest sale of the year. So this is the moment everyone's been waiting for. We can't wait to get all of our shopping done. Of course, you know, you got a Christmas list, sure. But Jenny Kane is something I think you should really indulge in for yourself, especially now, like take advantage.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1300.761

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The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1321.953

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The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1386.826

And then Cynthia said, she- And then there's like this chill in the room. And it's silent. And Cynthia literally, she actually clutches her pearls. She puts her hand to her chest and she said. And she is just seriously bereft. I don't even know what the word is. She can't even speak. Like she actually has a tremor in her voice. And she's like, I didn't know that was happening.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

141.947

And then I had weighed myself and I had gained four pounds and I was so upset. I was like, everybody's looking. They can see the four pounds on me. And I just remember like hating my body. And I just was looking at a video of me singing to the kids in Utah. And I'm perfect looking like I'm so mad. I didn't even enjoy it. It's true. Oh my God. That's just womanhood.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1433.561

That's exactly what I wanted.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1472.327

No, no. There is no verb, like there's no action in what the interview said. Holding, and by the way, it's so important to know, Defying Gravity is a song sung by a witch who's like escaping on her broom. Like it's not a relatable song. Like I seriously,

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1492.17

theater people and this is really for me emblematic of how insufferable theater people are and how seriously they take themselves and I'm actually getting annoyed because this is really making me like hate the movie and I'm sorry Ariana's guilty too like the both of them like the level of drama holding her hand holding their hand clutching and it's this is like the 10th interview where they've cried like and they have not once in my opinion cried over something that was worth crying over like the I actually am getting annoyed with these

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1546.184

The dad from Succession. Brian, I see that people are taking a lot of the lines from the final episode of Succession and holding space for them. With that, and feeling power. And finding power. Feeling power. he would literally be like, fuck off. I actually can't. And I think that it's reflective of the culture of like theater kids and how seriously they take themselves.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1567.799

And like at the end of the day, it's real. And I'm so excited for the movie. I've heard it is incredible. It's really, really, really, really like of the utmost importance that we all just collectively take a minute to remember that like, this is a fake fictional movie that takes place in a fictional land. And it has like little people and witches. Like it's not real. Yeah. And I think it's good.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1605.936

And I think we need more of that. I like that too. Cause that is what you've been saying for a while. Like the way people talk has completely lost its meaning. And it's just like words, word salads. And these words don't even like these phrases holding space.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1629.614

And I actually think that these two with their like insane marketing, um, are actually starting to negatively impact the film. Yeah. And I started to feel that like a week ago. But this really obviously crosses a new line for me, a boundary that I just, I personally can't get past.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1647.345

But I think that it would be in the best interest of the film and the budget and the movie ratings if everybody just went home now.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1690.191

Of course, no, and at its core, at the beginning of them, they had said that they were only doing press together, that they really did not want to fall into that sort of stereotypical Hollywood trap where two leading ladies, divas, hate each other, and they worked really hard on their friendship.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1705.782

And I actually really liked the whole concept of them being so supportive of one another, being true best friends, doing all press together so it's not like somebody has one moment and the other person doesn't. There's really two stars of this film, and I think that that was actually a really nice thing that they did. They have taken it to such a psychotic, unwell level.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1720.922

Like, I don't even give a fuck anymore. I wish they hated each other. Yeah. I said it.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1732.198

Oh, right, right, right. I saw Gayle King was interviewing Cynthia Erivo, and she brought up, obviously, the poster. And Gayle, who is literally the opposite of chronically online, chronically offline, if you will, she didn't even know what she was asking. She was like, and so the poster...

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1748.947

and Cynthia was like it was I actually probably felt like really awkward she probably felt really silly in that moment she's like talking to Gayle King and she goes you know that was just like like a human moment I'm like okay is that what we're calling it I like that a human moment yeah that's like when you're like uh like you like fucked up human moment

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1775.373

I hear there's, like, big spoiler things. I'm trying really hard. Like, I like that they released it a week before Thanksgiving, so, like, the sooner the better, but I wanted to see it on Thanksgiving, like, because I have the whole week off, and I'm actively avoiding spoilers, and I'll be so annoyed if I spoil something for myself.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1801.272

Oh, God, I forgot about that.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1806.376

Yeah, we need to all collectively start planting seeds to make Ariana and Cynthia hate each other. Because they can't keep doing this. No, it's not sustainable for the culture.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

183.367

It's the best week of the year. I'm seeing Wicked. I'm seeing the Thanksgiving Day Parade. I'm so excited for my Thanksgiving plans even though we're not spending Thanksgiving together.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1832.602

Well, I've had enough. If anyone cares. I don't know if they do. I've had enough.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Jussie Smollett. Smollett? Smollett? Jussie Smollett, I think, yeah.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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We call him Jussie Smollett, because that's what Dave Chappelle called him. His name is Jussie Smollett. Okay. But we've like larped him so many times. Yeah, I'm like, what's his actual name?

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1877.857

Jussie Smollett. Jussie Smollett.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

1881.394

No, I don't think you're making him French. Like it's Smollett.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Oh, he's a juicy Smollett.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Seriously, one of the best Dave Chappelle jokes on the planet.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Like seriously, if you guys haven't seen the Dave Chappelle, this is mega country. You absolutely have to go watch it. It is the funniest and also like the realist breakdown of what happened. And. Like, I seriously, he's such a freak. He also needs to stop, like, appealing. Because it's back in the news. Because it keeps, yeah.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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And, like, maybe there was a world in which if he had just, like, shut up and, like, kept his head down.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

2025.061

Yeah. His conviction was overturned due to some bad legal advice, not due to the fact that he is innocent. Correct. I guess that was too long of a headline. Because when I saw this, I was shocked. I'm like, wait, is there new evidence? Like, was he actually? Because what he said happened to him was so horrible that, like,

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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If there's any world in which it happened, like it's atrocious, but literally it didn't happen. It's so crazy. That was such a crazy time. And to be honest, like this is, he's an actor, like the role of a lifetime for him because he will to his grave take, he will say that this happened to me. Like we, he will never, this was, he has committed his method acting for life.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Jackie, there's literally the check. Hi, I'm Jussie. And literally there was a memo to fake beat me up. Signed, Jussie Smollett. Like literally the worst criminal ever. Like there was so much proof. The guys were like, yeah, we needed the money. Yeah, they turned on him so fast. So it was literally a week. That was one of the craziest weeks of my life.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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You know, we haven't really bragged about it yet. And that's be annoying. But if there's like a toaster in your life, I feel like this time of year, like to get your friend like toasty, something toast related for Christmas. We actually have a lot of options. Obviously, merch is always good. But tickets to Gizno, that's a great gift if you're in the Florida area.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Like I forget who the first person to like question it was because nobody wanted to be. How could you question that? what he said happened to him was so abhorrent. Like no one was gonna be like, are you sure? But then it became like abundantly clear, like so much wasn't adding up. Like we were actively, we were doing the toast. Like we were in our old studio. That was so crazy.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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outside of subway and then i remember the prosecutor was like so you left your apartment at two in the morning to go to subway yeah it was so much snow yeah yeah yeah it was like three degrees in the middle of chicago you went to subway like not even near your apartment in the middle of the night why right no freak of the century i do respect his commitment like he can't ever ever ever admit that he yeah that he did that why can't he say it was a human moment

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Why didn't he say, what were you doing at Subway? Oh, I was holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity. I was eating fresh. It was also a bad moment for Subway. Like, everyone involved was just, like, getting taken down by Juicy Smollett.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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This doesn't change reality.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Yeah, Juicy being Juicy. Juice gonna juice. The juice ain't worth the squeeze. You know?

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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A Patreon gift card, you can buy someone a month of Patreon, an annual gift card of Patreon, you save 10% when you buy the annual one. Like there's a lot of toast related gifts out there, not to be like self promo, but you know, this is a business, sorry.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I guess this is the first time I'm actually sitting back and thinking what unlikely friends these two are. Like, Cara is such a bad gal. I mean, we all have seen that photo of the bag of Coke flying out of her hands. Like, she's such a party girl. She's like a really... What's the word I'm looking for? Like a rowdy, loud party. And Taylor's so the opposite.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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She like sews with her cats and makes baked home goods and wakes up at six in the morning and goes to work. Like, so the fact that these two are friends, I'm just now like for the first time realizing like how odd it is. And I can seriously never imagine them living together. Like I feel like Cara's room would be like covered in like eyeliner. Like a tornado. Like pantyhose on the floor.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Yeah, and Taylor is like in the kitchen cleaning up from baking fresh cookies.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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yeah and like music in the background classical music yeah it's like a sitcom honestly but it is true so they met at the 2013 Victoria's Secret fashion show and it's crazy like Taylor's had a lot of friends in and out the door yeah since that time that they've remained especially like model friends like Martha Hunt Lily Aldridge although I do think she's still like friendly with those two swirlies but not enough that she would like open her doors to that really close

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Curly clers. Curly clers. Curly, curly.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I know. And also this thing where like Taylor houses her single friends is like the funniest thing. When I had read this, I thought like Taylor lent her like her London flat. Not that they were like physically in the same place. I thought she would do what she did with Sophie Turner when Sophie needed a place to live. Oh, so it might try back a loft with the girls. And she gave her a place.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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But this, no, she really was like, you know, slumber party. Slumber party. I want to know more details. When? For how long? Which apartment?

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Like, what do you think is Cara Delevingne's, like, hardest breakup? Like, what was her most long-term relationship? Was it Ashley Benson? Or Michelle Rodriguez.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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But that was a long relationship. So that, I think, is where you would need to live with a friend.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I'm feeling so conflicted about this.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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To be a fly on the wall. To be the housekeeper who comes in and cleans up. Like, that's what I want to know. Are you ready for our next story?

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Okay, I have something to say, because I did see Jimmy Kimmel interviewing Jason Kelsey, and I don't think I've ever watched Jimmy Kimmel, so this was like my first foray into his interview style. You're much more of a found girl. I am, I am. And last night watching this was proof. I need Jimmy Kimmel to respectfully shut the fuck up.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Oh my God, I've never seen somebody, and I know this is like coming for me, but this is why I don't interview guests that much. He did not stop talking over Jason Kelsey. Like he was asking him like, what do you get for Taylor and Travis for Christmas? Like, oh my God, shut up. Why do you ask a question if you don't let the person answer? Shut up. It's like he's talking about Taylor uninterrupted.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I already came up with my Instagram caption for like the picture I take at Gizmo. I heard. Yeah, because I was thinking, one of my favorite Taylor lyrics like to ruminate on these days is, lost the game of chance, what are the chances? And I'm like, oh, that's actually a good caption for like a sorority who goes to Vegas. And I put it on my Instagram.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I don't know if he was like overexcited, like that he's a big Jason Kelsey fan or this is how he interviews people. But the fact that this man has a career is just like further proof that like in late night, all you need to be is like unfunny and a man. Like that's all it takes to be like a late night legend. He was bothering the absolute fuck out of me.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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So I couldn't even focus on the story at hand. I was just focusing on Jimmy Kimmel's like lack of talent, which was distracting because it's huge. But then, you know, now I can think about the story. I like this. I just am like a little worried about Jason Kelsey. Like overexposure? Yeah.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I feel like ESPN's like slate of programming isn't like the best. I feel like they have a couple of shows. People love Stephen A. Smith, but I don't feel like they have like a million like amazing. I would have said they're the best in sports. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean like talent-based shows that people tune into every week. You just put on ESPN when you want to watch sports.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Zach's show, Mike and Mike.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Yeah, that one I know. Colin, yeah.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I just don't feel like they have enough stars. Fox Sports Radio. Radio. I don't know. I just feel like they need more glitz and glam when it comes to stars having shows on their network. And I think that this is a good idea for them. I think this is a good idea. Yeah. Like they had briefly tried to work with Barstool.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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And like the whole thing ended in flames after one fucking day, which was like a good idea for them to work with them initially. And then they like seriously buckled under the pressure. It was so lame. So they've kind of like failed in this department repeatedly, except for like a few core people. So I think that this is a great idea.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I was like, listen, I can't go to Vegas anytime soon. I'm not going to be in like partying and up at a casino anymore. So if one of you wants this caption, you can have it. And then everybody was like, turdy, jizz note was at a casino and I totally forgot. So I take it back. You can't use my caption. That's what I'm using.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Oh, you're going to want Minky Couture for this fifth and final story. A lot of people are like, Claudia and Jackie, you're obsessed with Minky Couture. How could it be so much better than a regular blanket? I get great blankets, you know, at my local store. And then they interact with a Minky Couture.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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They either see one in real life, they purchase one for themselves, and then they understand why we've been going on in the way that we've been going on. These blankets are so soft. They are so luxurious. It's literally like living on a cloud. So Minky Couture is the creator of the original Hugs blanket, which is a stretchy, plush, and double-sided blanket that really hugs you back.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I have never had a blanket that comes even close to my Minky Couture. I have started to sleep, because it's my throw blanket, but I've started to sleep with just my Minky Couture, not even under my own comforter. It is so warm, and I love the Hugs one. The stretchy factor makes it really easy to make your bed, and my bed always ends up looking really chic.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Obviously we love Mickey Couture because their products are amazing, but also their female owned business. It was started by a mother who just wanted to provide luxurious comfort to her daughter. Now they have like a ton of different products. They also have kids blankets, which I know your kids love and are the perfect size for a crate if anybody cares.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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So for a dog crate, it's also the perfect size. For a crib, it's the perfect size. It's so cute. They come in like little designs.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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It's just next level. They're also really passionate about giving back to the community. So they donated over 30,000 mini minkies to NICUs across the country every year. It is the best blanket. Visit softminkyblankets.com. Use our code TOAST at checkout for 50% off all full-priced blankets. That's softminkyblankets.com. Use code TOAST for 50% off all full-priced blankets.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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There are so many. Something about the jizz. I think you got a little jizz on your leg. That's a good caption. I got a little jizz in my heart. Yeah, Jackie jizzed all over my heart. Right?

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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And Etsy makes it so simple to find original items that will make whoever you're shopping for feel extra special. So shop at Etsy this holiday season for personalized jewelry, custom artwork, cozy style items, vintage pieces, and home decor to celebrate all of your favorite people and their specific kind of special. Etsy is such a fabulous place for gifts because really it's so personal.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I know you just got like a sourdough, like a bread cutting board that had like It was custom. Somebody got it for you from Etsy. Like how special did that feel upon receiving?

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I also think a nice life hack for the holidays, because I feel like holiday time, you need a lot of stationery. Getting custom stationery on Etsy is really cute, like from the desk of Turdy Lou. They have such great sellers and little shops on Etsy. You'll find what you're looking for. So for original gifts that say, I get you, Etsy has it. Check it out. Thank you, Tertsy. You're welcome.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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This one's for the girls who love without holding back, who dream with everything they have. That's such a good song. It is. Is that Martina? Martina. Martini. So good.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. I could sing, but I won't because I value my business. What do you mean? Our business is singing. It's Friday.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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That's really smart of whoever's idea this was because there's so much interest. And even without the scandal, she was such a deeply sought-after person. People love to see her life, even in the boring times. And so now to have given her a docuseries when there is so much going on and there's even a higher level of intrigue with her personal life, it's really brilliant.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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And I think that overall, this is such a terrible thing that he did to her, but I think she will end up kind of... kind of almost like a little bit like our animatics, like so much better because of it. Yeah. Career wise.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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We'll just make Margo or Olivia come out and like talk for five minutes so we can call it jizz fest.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Yeah, and people are obsessed with her nursery. Just literally seeing what the inside of her life looks like is so interesting. Cause she's just like a very stylish, like really someone with such immaculate taste that even like the little things in her home, people are obsessed with. That's why her YouTube is so successful.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Let's celebrate. Now, I'm feeling conflicted because obviously you never want to be ungrateful for a Friday, right? But... But literally, I'm sleeping, and I wake up, and it's Saturday. I spent the first 20 minutes of today thinking it was Saturday. You were improperly oriented. And I actually could cry how upset I am. It's really crazy how it fucked me up.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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No, it's really crazy. Like even before I knew what, before I only really knew who she was specifically when you watched her season. But I had heard her name before because I remember when she became like the creative director of Pretty Little Lies. Pretty Little Thing. Pretty Little Thing. Everyone in the UK was freaking out. So I had heard of her quite frequently actually.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I just wasn't familiar with like her origin story. Yeah.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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And I do think that is a great segue into Queenie and Weenie because actually that story just booted who my Weenie was and gave me a new Weenie. So without further ado, let's dive into Queenie and Weenie of the week, which is our final... Wait, I have to... Oh, you know what? Actually. What? I'm just... I am changing my Queenie. Okay.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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We always start. Can we start with Weenie?

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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because mine's it's like a segue from the last story because I was before this morning I didn't know we were going to talk about Cynthia and Ariana and so I wanted to talk about it so I was going to make them my queen my weenies of the week like seriously specific like Cynthia Moore but them collectively like they're out of control but I just that by the way that's what I was saying when I said a fifth might come up in the stories I figured that would be Cynthia and Ari being your wieners

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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They were my original wieners, but I have decided to give it to Katie Robertson, and I'm sure you guys don't know who that is, but it is the girl who went viral this week for basically admitting on a podcast that she's the reason why Tommy Fury and Molly Mae broke up, because she had sex with Tommy Fury that night in Dubai, and she was really proud of the fact that not only did she have sex with them, and she's the reason that the family broke up, but also she was the fourth girl he had sex with that evening.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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So she is a freak. She had this absolute mug on her face, like, wanted to punch so bad. Yeah, like... Free other girls in Dubai.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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And I know that some people actually don't even know the video I'm talking about. So I found it.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I hate this bitch like more than anything. And she's my weenie of the week. Katie Robertson.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Oh yeah. Yeah. I thought you were going to say John Mayer for going to the Sabrina Carpenter concert.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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We've all been there, by the way. And that's why it's so important to remember Weenie being a seven-day title. Although I do think for Katie Robertson, it will be an eternal title. Yeah. A lifetime achievement, Weenie. Now, Queenie of the Week. Do you want to go first or second?

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Oh, my God. That's so sweet.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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That is so sweet. I almost made my – I did make my Queenie up until two seconds ago until I remembered something else. I wanted to make my Queenie. I did make my Queenie initially. Like, everybody who's been so nice and so happy for me, making me so excited. Like, I was already excited, but now it's, like, even more exciting. Like, so everybody being, like, so nice to me this week.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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You guys know, like, I live for the attention, especially when it's positive. So that really meant a lot to me. So thank you. But you are not my Weenie because I got an email yesterday that actually –

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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became my queenie this week what are you gonna share it because we got another email yesterday that yeah I know what you think it's about I know what you think it's about I didn't think it was gonna be it so you know we get I don't want to say like a lot but we get like a decent amount of fan mail and they're always really sweet but this one like actually shook me to my core maybe it's the fact that I'm pregnant or the fact that we don't have a father like it really got to me okay yes

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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And I won't share his name, but I love this man, okay? He said, hello, Claudia and Jackie. Sorry, not me making everything about myself. He wrote Claudia and Jackie. I am a Gen X dad with a 29-year-old millennial daughter. She lives in a different state, but I try to share experiences with her to stay connected.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Our dog texts her, with my help, of course, throughout the day, asks her how she's doing, shares daytime drama and photos. Since we share a Spotify account, I notice that she listens to The Toast, so of course I do as well. My personal favorite is that we text each other our queenie and weenie of the week. Your podcast is more than the fast five stories that everyone needs to know.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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It's also something a dad and a daughter share together. Thank you for your podcast. Quote, love ya. Like, I'm gonna cry.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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It was so sweet. I literally wrote him back and I was like, oh my God, you just made my whole life. I love you so much. I never heard back from him, but hopefully he hears this. Hopefully he hears this and knows that his note meant a lot to us. Because I know he's checking in on a Friday because he loves Queenie.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I was like actually so overcome with emotion. It was the sweetest thing ever.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Speaking of, did you see that Volvo commercial that has everyone crying? I've been sent it quite a lot. And I'm actually like, I watch it for a couple of seconds and I needed a break. Like I haven't sat, like I wasn't ready to take on that type of, I didn't make it all the way through.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Um, I actually didn't even get there. I don't know what you're talking about. So just like, I just saw the pregnancy test. Yeah.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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And it's like, he's literally not even a person, right? He's an automated machine. I think so.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I don't know. The world is, oh, I'm actually at Meeting Satchel for lunch. I'll have to wait like a little bit.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Yeah, I'm having lunch with Cratchel. Not a big deal. Oh my goodness. Just like, yeah, having lunch, a big, big lunch. Big lunch with the big exec?

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Friday, Cratch was available. I asked her if she wanted to have lunch, figuring me like, no, I can't. And she was like, sure. Cratch was available. You never hear those words. You never hear those words. Cratch's availability is nil, usually. Oh, my God. Send my love to Cratch, will you? I will. I'll send you pics of us at lunch. I'll take a couple of sneaky shots of Cratch.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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You guys, that's our show. Thanks for a great week. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast on Monday morning show where we deliver the past five stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So, we were friendly today. If you're listening, if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Anywhere podcast we found, so it's about a podcast. Public video, I, everybody, cast, box, all the places where you can listen to podcasts, find us at Toast on the five-star video. We'll see you on Monday. Love ya.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I would assume that Sun Home Sauna also makes saunas. Yeah.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I feel like you reach a certain level in like your content creator career when you get a cold plunge in your house. Like it's giving the ball sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Just do like a morning plunge. By the way, it's really a great way to start your day. I actually asked Dr. Fox about it. Like what he thinks of like the science behind it. He said personally that's not something he engages in, but he understands like, you know, the benefits. And Ben was like really trying to get him. I'm like, Ben, he's a doctor, please.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Like Ben was like, no, no, you got to try it, Dr. Fox.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Yeah. Once she gets her garden up and running her cold plunge and her sauna set up, it is over for you bitches.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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It's not very clean of you. You're not serving your family fresh herbs.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I have a problem with herbs. Okay. I'm glad we brought this up. Because Ben loves herbs. He is always buying. He goes to the grocery store and he puts them all in one of the plastic bags. And if I'm ever using herbs, which I'm not, so this problem doesn't happen to me a lot, how one is supposed to differentiate one herb from another when they're not in packaging or anything.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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They're just all thrown in a bag. That's why if you have a little garden and you can put little signs where you put the leaves, that actually I understand because all herbs look the same. You want to tell me you know the difference between rosemary and thyme? No, you don't. Well... There's two ways to know.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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To never return. You know what I think of when I think of the classic herbs? I wonder if you're going to guess. I feel like you're not. Something from our childhood. The classic herbs. Like when you think of Parsley, Sage, Rosemary. But now when I think of Parsley, I think of Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift.

The Toast

A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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No, one of the songs we learned to play, like Jackie and I were in piano lessons like from the day we were born, like till we were 16. Like seriously, some of the worst days of my life. And the classic song, I feel like we all learned it at first, was Scarborough Fair. Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. She was a true love of mine.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Are you familiar with the Scarborough Fair?

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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And by the way, do you know that Scarborough Fair... It's a traditional English ballad. It's like what they used to sing like on a boat, you know, like a sea shanty. Yeah, a sea shanty. Oh my God, I know a sea shanty.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Okay, and I also got the wrong word. Word's wrong. Where are you going to Scarborough Fair?

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I have. I've almost started it on Netflix a couple of times, but it's a tough sell to Ben. He's like, what?

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Okay so I actually knew that and I was not going to share it because I love Snooki and like I think she has a good marriage and whatever like whatever they do behind closed doors is none of my business so I was going to say that but I didn't want to.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I feel like on the list of things, it's like really not a big deal. Like I saw a video of him with like a gun and like a crack jam. I was obsessed. And a booty hole. Got a party with Hunter. Like to me, that's honestly like one of the more normal things he's done. No, I know.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Well, maybe if Josh Takeman was, like, doing crack with prostitutes and, like, holding guns at the same time, that wouldn't be the craziest thing that he's ever done. But, like, he was also just, like, a family man. And she was on TV at that time. So I understand why he got more flack than Hunter Biden. Honestly, like, I do.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I know. I guess because like next weekend is like the longest weekend ever with Thanksgiving. And I'm so excited for it. So maybe it's like this little weekend today.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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What about .edu, like professors?

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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He was like, they were very like mission oriented. And the mission of the website was for just consenting adults to be in affairs. Married.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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They knew they were threatening it. And then- Oh my God, those like couple of days where Josh Taichman was like waiting for his email to drop, like- I'm sure were some of the darkest of his life.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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That was like our version of like WikiLeaks, you know? Yeah. Like reality stars and their husbands on AshleyMadison.com.

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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Right before. I actually remember I was in high school when it happened because that was when Kristen Tegman was on. I don't think she was on the show. Real Housewives of New York. I don't think she. Really?

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A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

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I was in college. Yeah, okay, never mind. And was she on the show? I don't know. It's Friday. We also have Queenie and Weenie. Did you, were you able to come up with Queenie and Weenie? Easily. How about you? Me too. Me too, like super easily. Obviously, Weenie came to me in my sleep, you know, overnight. Oh, you did?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1014.753

I would just like look at how it's made, but doesn't everyone sell on TikTok shop? I don't know enough about, like TikTok shop is like a vendor. It's like a distribution. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's wrong with that?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1043.524

I know it's like, that's supposed to be good, but like, I just feel like- It's also a steal because it's what they're saying on TikTok shop. You get what you pay for sometimes.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1054.209

And like- An $89 bassinet are usually like travel ones, foldable ones, ones for outside, like ones that are almost like a pocket.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1060.952

So it's like made of wood? Place of wood? What is the quality?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1077.337

Even if it's the same thing, they should charge more for it just because that just feels really low. Cribs are like $1,000. It's not the money for me.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I don't know what it represents because I'm not on TikTok shop.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1096.891

Okay. Well, why don't you get that one that we like from Pottery Barn, even though they don't do gifting. But you love it.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1108.467

It's not really crazy. It's just like nice when it's mesh and you could see through. But I think it's fine. It's like woven ears.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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How are the stories? Random as fuck. Oh, love that. Okay. Should we dive in? Yeah. Without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know. You know what? I think I accidentally left it off for a reason.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Go see her. It was so, so good and so funny and a great night out and so swirly. Like the elk of attendees was a pargylicious crowd. And she's in your house right now? And she's in my house right now. Her and James spent the night. And we've actually been having like an amazing time. That's amazing. Of course, we have been. Chan came yesterday. Then we all met up.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Be living a cleaner, healthier lifestyle. You don't want to think too much about what that means.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Like just shop at Thrive Market and you'll just know everything there is made with better ingredients. It's better for you. Organic, non-tox, everything you want.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

140.113

We literally have quite literally been sitting around soaking each other's awesomeness. Like sitting at the kitchen table. Yesterday we had, you know, those Caesar wraps at my kitchen table. This morning was just like coffee. I got bagels. It was actually like hard to tear myself away from Shannon James.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Our first story, Kelly Clarkson celebrated the 1,000th episode of her show, The Kelly Clarkson Show. However, in a long speech that she gave, an emotional speech, she said that she's lost and alone.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1441.434

yeah she's confusing people because she gave an emotional speech in thursday's episode while celebrating a thousand shows since the launch of the kelly clarkson show and is she back she's back she's been back yeah she's like never said where she went that's normalized like keeping things to yourself it's true like do your thing but then she gave this speech about her show we have laughed together we have cried together with beautiful stories sang together with some people danced together celebrated and competed together i've lost alone a lot

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I've lost, comma, alone, comma, a lot. It's unclear what she was referring to, but after her studio audience hesitantly laughed at the comments, she paused to assure them it's okay. She also thanked her cast and crew for lending and finding comfort in one another. We've created a community and supported each other through a lot of ups and downs, a lot of ups and downs personally as well.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Before she got started the show in 2019.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1506.839

Right. But like when did she leave him?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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You know, you know, she filed for divorce June 2020. OK, so she had started. So she went through all of this on the show.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1542.99

Yeah, even if her show ended tomorrow for whatever reason, this was a successful show. She can end it whenever she wants.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1554.934

No, but like say she's over it or she got a better job opportunity somewhere. Like this will forever be known as a successful daytime talk show.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1586.581

I think that would be really hard for you with everybody else singing and you just have to sit there.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Such an inconvenience. But I know they're waiting for me. to be, like, done with this, and then we can get back together again.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1631.841

Yeah, congrats. I hope the cheese, okay. I hope it's just the stuff that we think it is. You know, the divorce.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1644.186

I'm just saying, I hope it's not new stuff.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1647.383

It's giving new stuff because she hasn't been sad in a while.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1659.688

And, like, the divorce was settled in 2022, so, like, even if she was not happy with the final arrangement, like, it's past. So this feels like new stuff and that's sad.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1677.984

Yeah. And because she's not going to be like out there dating Pete Davidson. Like she likes a regular guy.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1693.35

Maybe she broke up with her boyfriend. Possible. You know, just something normal like that.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Yeah, but it's just been, like, it's really nice to have them here. Loved going to the show, and I highly recommend everyone attend. She is just so funny, and she has the funniest, craziest stories.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1725.154

I feel like Westchester or something. A single dad at the school.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1732.338

Yeah, or like he sold it and now he day trades at home and listens to Kelly Clarkson and watches the show.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1746.788

Yeah, single dad for sure. Yeah, with grown kids. Yeah.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1756.441

Yeah. Cause hers are really young and they need to be in the house and we're going to focus on them. It's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. We're not blending. I don't want blending.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1765.326

Like it's hard to blend. It's a beautiful thing when it works, but like, it's hard to get there.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1783.358

Are you ready for our next story?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco released their collaborative album called... And nobody moved. I know. Called I Said I Love You First. So the two of them have released a joint album called I Said I Love You First. It's 14 songs and a music video for the piano ballad Younger and Hotter Than Me. Uh... There's a bunch of collabs. Also, Phineas worked on the album as well as Charli XCX.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1811.014

Gracie Abrams is featured on a song, as is J Balvin.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I know. And I haven't seen a lot of like press about them. Like I think they did a talk show together. They just did that magazine thing where they took those pictures.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I think they've been doing, like every time I see them, they did hot ones together.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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No, like, so they're doing all this press and it's in service of the album, which I've learned today. It's crazy that I didn't know that.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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You want to know the craziest thing that happened? I was like, oh, this song is huge. I was listening to Abracadabra in my car and then I parked and I walked into the place I was going to and it was playing Abracadabra. And I was like, okay, that's ubiquity.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I don't know what it says about her career that nobody cares because people love her, right? Like that's not even a question.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Anyone that I love. Okay, Lady Gaga, beloved for her acting and her makeup. She puts out an album. I'm sad and I'm listening.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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So like anyone that I love, like I'm going to give their singles and their albums a proper shot. And it might not even be until a few weeks later where I'm like, that wasn't so good.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I didn't realize that until the documentary either.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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And the way she like walks the line and like toggles between like present Shannon, like fabulous.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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She would lend her voice to an existing dance song that's gonna be a hit.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

1988.152

Yeah, I heard about it. I haven't seen any of it. And I'm really not interested.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2001.642

Yeah, but even if all that's true, you know, say it is, which I don't think it is, but say it is. Like, she won. Take your licks and leave.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2017.175

And even with Selena being happier than she's ever been, healthier than she's ever been, and moved on. It's not enough. Why do her fans want to bring her back to the darkest place in her life? I don't understand.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

202.635

Yeah, like a fancy lady. And the Shannon of yore is just so funny.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2043.457

I actually, now, I did see a clip of, like, Selena, like, saying some words. And then a clip of, like, Hailey saying those words. Like, apparently, in Selena's cooking show, Selena and Chef, like, she says okie-dokie a lot. Like, when things are ready, okie-dokie. And Hailey had, like, a video of her cooking something. And as she put it in the oven, she said okie-dokie. And the video...

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2064.873

plays that Haley saying okie-dokie over and over. So it sounds like she said it five times. She said it one time. Once.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2093.998

Yeah, or like Selena was on video on Instagram being like, I don't really come on here and say this, like talk a lot. That's internet talk. That's literally internet talk. I'm not like always coming and talking.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2108.965

I hope she just turns her phone off or is like not on TikTok because these things don't exist when you're not on. Like for me, this does not exist.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

260.874

Yeah, he just finds himself in the middle of all of these historic events.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2826.767

Yeah. And I don't know. Every time Pete Davidson has a girlfriend, like, I'm really so naive. I'm like, this is it. Like, I don't see.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2835.489

I don't expect them to break up, especially, like, after a few months so soon like he always does. Because I'm like, don't you feel stupid yet? Like, you're not going to do it again, right? I...

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2868.368

right so i went when he drove into that house i said this isn't the girl for him not that it was her fault for madeline klein i'm like well she's not gonna fall into this trap like and be what number she's madeline in this list so like they obviously are so in love and she's gonna be with him forever no now the reason why i think this one is forever is because he's really doing a lot of work on himself he's the best pete he's been in a while he's got the tattoos removed he is

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2903.045

But, no, it literally used to be from the neck to the wrists. Like, there is a lot more blank space now.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2914.613

Oh, no. Maybe they also did, like, body makeup.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2924.622

Oh, I just like assumed that maybe I had only seen his arm. His arm was really looking weird.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2937.789

Yeah, so he was wearing makeup.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2942.391

I guess, but hopefully like that, maybe that's what he's going to be one day.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2951.448

Yeah, but people do that. Women wear makeup. Like, I actually, I'm here for it. It's an interesting take.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2961.173

Maybe that's just how we saw it.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2967.517

That they covered up all his tattoos?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2988.015

Yeah. Well, it's really not that easy to do. No, of course not.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

2992.658

Yeah. No, it's a very long process per tattoo.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3016.591

No, since Kim. I remember everything up until Kim. And then like, then it's just become like seriously.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3022.537

Like a pattern that's so obvious that I'm like, you're not going to do it again. Right.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3029.384

And like, aren't you worried that like girls aren't going to date you because it's just like.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3035.089

A three month period. But like what girl, like that's why I'm always thinking like what girl was, especially like all these girls are pargy and successful. And so I'm like, oh, because they're so in love.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3054.426

Yeah. No, I think it's more than a huge wiener.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3059.249

Yeah. I really do think he must be a great person to be around.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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I understand. I think you could be the one to change him though.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3115.018

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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It's like actually shocking news. Keenta Brunson filed for divorce.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Had a husband. Filed for divorce from him after three years of marriage.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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But that's like sometimes how successful people look.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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They got married in October 2021. Busy time for her when it rains and pours.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Thanks for what we already knew.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3213.201

Jackie, that's what I just read. No, it's literally...

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3240.305

So she also indicated on their divorce filing, I guess I should have read further down, that the pair, quote, entered into a postnuptial agreement which governs the disposition of their property and requested each party be responsible for their own attorney's fees. Wow.

The Toast

5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3282.406

I just want to say like this really points towards unemployed because like only an unemployed person like would sign that.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3300.295

Yeah. But the thing is like when someone's unemployed, like Chris Humphries during the NBA lockout, like you just don't want to be. No.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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Especially if he's like channeling his unemployment into support for Keenda. Like I'm sure she's like, get the fuck away from me and get a job.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

336.984

And did they say, hug me, brother? Yeah.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3397.236

So like we could all be on the journey together of learning about sojourner truths.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

34.987

Hey Jax, how you doing? I'm darn good. Welcome back to the Tizzity Toast. The Tizzity Toast. The Tizzity Toast. Very exciting that it's Friday. I have a very large weekend ahead of me, so it doesn't feel like that relaxation Friday. It's still very exciting and it's an exciting weekend, but it's not that like, okay, we can ease into the weekend feeling. I'm actually ramping up into the weekend.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3413.281

What about you? My queenie of the week is Gal Gadot. Yes. She's a queenie every week.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3419.841

She puts up with so much. And you would never know it because she doesn't let it phase her.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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But I'm sure she's sick on the inside.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3429.488

While she was giving birth. She couldn't see or speak or hear.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3436.212

I can't even promote her movie because the little girl. Yeah. She's just such a queenie at all times. I don't know how she's so mature and rises above. Could never be me. Weenie. I'm actually going to say nothing materialized. Like I have no weenie this weekend. Don't force it. I want to know who yours is because maybe there's an obvious person that I'm missing.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3457.131

But like there wasn't a lot of weenie like behavior this week.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3461.857

And I didn't want to just give it to someone who was like half weenie that like doesn't deserve to be called a weenie.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3482.062

Well, I can be mad for my sister.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3555.734

Yeah, I mean, offering your service to a pregnant person, like get away from me. But I actually think like the trainer reaching out to you, like when you're previously, like when you're overweight or anything, I think they just reach out. Oh, I think that's worse. I think they reach out to everyone.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3568.462

I don't think it had to do with your, I don't think they're saying like, hey, let's get you in shape. They want to just work with famous people. It was because you were famous.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3577.421

Yeah, no, I think it's more about the thing.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3610.237

It wasn't, like, a generic message and, like, maybe she doesn't even know you're pregnant?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3614.1

Did she mention your pregnancy?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

362.718

Oh my God. Well, I'm happy for Ben. I'm happy for Drake and Josh for the healing. And I'm happy for everyone who will get to witness such a wonderful reunion.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3628.171

That's stupid-like behavior. And seriously, does anyone have a dietician when they're pregnant?

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3642.585

Barring extreme circumstances, if I may.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

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That's crazy. Thank you. So that's my meeting. Well. Maybe next week she'll be your Queenie.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3669.643

Okay. That's how you could buy Queenie, by the way, if you want to know.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3678.286

I just want to say if a brand wants to sponsor this segment and wants their product to be hailed as Queenie and maybe their competitor as Weenie, $10,000 she's saying.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3702.825

Yeah. I'm looking forward to working with our partners.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3707.627

Reach out. Some partners want to get creative. Yes, yes. Queenie and weenie. Especially because I had an open slot this week. That's five grand down the tubes.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

3722.445

It actually should be $2,500 because we have four slots.

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5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

383.504

Yeah, and what did it mean for Drake and Josh at the time?

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I can't speak for Josh either. And if anyone could speak for Josh, it would be more you than me. But I would also imagine that like at that time, like if anybody even asked him about it, like everything that he felt and would have said about it, it's not something you can answer in one question.

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It's something that requires two and a half hours of really like excavating what happened and talking about your POV. So I'm glad that he's able, like that he's had the place to do that.

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Speaking of Megan. Speaking of Megan, a lot of people are commenting like what they think Megan meant by what she said. And I actually spoke to Amanda about it. So did I. Okay. And Amanda like really said like.

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Like really that she thinks it was like sweet. And she thinks like Megan was like worried about her for being scared. Like don't be scared. Like it will be fun.

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Yeah, but no, even more so they're trending towards like Megan's wasn't snarky, like it was sincere. And so I've been chewing on what Amanda said. Like, no, she really wants to help me not be scared.

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And I really, I want to be like someone who could believe that, but I just feel like if you were writing a letter to a fan, like helping them from their fears, that you would also add like another line, like, thanks for your support. I hope you love the show. Yep. Go women go. You know what I mean?

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I just feel like if it was positive, there would have been more positivity. And it was just ambiguous, like a two word card. Like it's threatening to me. I'm sorry. And I'm really trying to like be an optimist and believe Amanda because she's the recipient. So she might know how it felt, but I'm having a really hard time. And I've been reading all the comments.

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And like, I love everyone like thinking that this is a sweet thing. To me, it's sour.

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Maybe. I think that's also a good theory.

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And the more that I think about it, the more I'm confounded and like my brain just turns to mush. So I'm going to have to move on from it.

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I have to say. I have to say. I didn't finish it. I was bone tired. I got up in the middle.

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From being out late. It was really late. But I did the same thing with Summer House the night before. I was out late. I got home at the same time. Turned on Summer House. We watched. I got up in the middle of Southern Charm to just brush my teeth to prepare for bed. And when I came back in bed, I was like, I am too tired. I need to put my health first. I need to listen to my body.

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It's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show. The fast five things you need to know.

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And I turned it off. So I can.

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The SCQ will suffer. However, this morning when I was looking for stories, like I don't think anything really major happened by way of like conversation about the page stuff. Like I think it's all stuff we already know.

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Yeah. And I don't think anything so terrible happened in the relationship and all of the

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dramatics are what's happened after and that's what's led to them like really disliking each other when it started out really respectful okay so no sudden charm recap that's totally fine we will just do queenie and weenie and i have really good ones i'm really excited for queenie and weenie there were a lot of candidates this week

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Oh, I love that. I'm cracking up because ever since we did an episode for Patreon, like not to like rubbing your face if you're not a patron. But we are.

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Naggy bitch wife. And I was I was like running by you. Something that like my husband and I had been arguing about. And the gum, the gum and the console in the car. Which like, I feel like I do, I understand where I'm coming from, but I really, I'm really like being like much more courteous.

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That is so funny. And then last night I was out late again. I'm literally out late every single night, you guys.

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So here's what it was. Like when we're in the car and we're with our family and he's driving and I'm in the passenger seat and I go into the console to get like hand sanitizer or gum I use the product. I take what I want and then I put it back in. I shut the console. And right when I shut the console, he said, were you going to offer me some?

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And I'm just like, if you want some speak up, like it's not, it's not my, it's both like, feel free to just let me know if you want some, like, why do you wait until I put it away? Like ask for it.

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So I have been doing that and I'm doing a really good job. But what's funny is I was in my car with Channing yesterday.

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I'm doing a good job of remembering. Actually, it's like stuck in my head now. I can't take a piece of gum without my day being ruined. in my car with Shannon yesterday. Cause Shannon's here. We're having an amazing time.

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I was out late at a club last night, a comedy club.

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And I took like some mints from my console and I immediately offered them to her because of course I'm not a monster, but it's a different dynamic when it's a guest versus like, it's Zach and I's car. Like why we got to be so formal. I was driving. And also, I feel like you had said, like, when someone's driving, you're the passenger. Like, you're there to, like, support the driver.

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When you have kids in the car, the driver is the one having a peaceful experience. The passenger is the one twisting around, picking up everything they dropped. Snacks, drinks, books, toys. So it's not like, all hail the driver. Okay?

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watching who is she Lindsay Lohan watching my new favorite comedian Shannon Ford Middleton I went to Shan's show in Dania Beach last night she's so funny she came on stage and she's like Diana Beach let's go it was so funny um and I just had the best time the show was amazing I know Shannon has two more shows left and then I don't know if she'll add more but like she's gonna be in New Orleans in Texas like

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Bassinet on wheels that you can see through.

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uh that's really it's almost shocking to believe that like they i know something so i'm kind of like wait like is there more to the story i want because it's so evil because that's fucking crazy and they just like give away snooze who cares if you gave one it didn't get used literally or posted about yeah that's what they cared about not that it didn't get used that it's not getting posted about that's really crazy what do you think about buying a bassinet from tiktok shop

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Sheryl Crow is the Meg Ryan of singing.

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Our first story, in honor of Chewy, is actually giving us a lot to chew on.

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Meghan Markle is teasing her first as-ever product launch in a memory-filled vision board.

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So she teased that she may be releasing a raspberry spread as the first ever product of her new as ever rebrand. Oh, that Easter egg went completely over my head. She took to Instagram Thursday night to share a photo of her personal memory vision board, which included three white as ever labels with raspberry spread written in the center.

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She also hinted at the launch earlier this week when she had said like jam is her jam. And she shared an Instagram snap of a luscious bunch of Brunch spread featuring two unlabeled jam jars. The mystery of the jam. But I want to pull up the vision board because there's a lot of clues. It's like kind of giving Taylor Swift like... It's a cork board.

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It's a cork board with... Different things pinned to it. Photos, you know, a real life Pinterest board. Quotes, trips to the Cape. So here are some highlights, if I may. Top left, the biggest thing that you can read is... It says, farm fresh eggs, carrots two ways, sweet treats. I just have one question.

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Well, I'm all caught up on Southern Charm. I watched the last two episodes. The Bahamas are on and Sienna is off. Let me just tell you.

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Wait, then some of the other things that are written that we can read. One, stay close to people who feel like sunshine. Next, happiness looks gorgeous on you. Next, you cannot make everybody happy. You're not a charm, Nutella.

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Not to spoil the ending for you, but everything's going to be okay. I do like that quote. So, I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but my butt is bigger.

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There's also some photos, some that look like stock photos, others that are like black and white of Meghan and her children. There's a little illustration of what looks to be Meghan and Harry and honestly, Bruno right there. Some pancakes that have like, look like a little man or Mr. Potato Head. California 33, like a highway sign. So it's just like kind of the aesthetic of the brand.

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But there is also some Tig... throw memorabilia because all of those cool cards have the tig logo on the bottom and then another one is like signature tig cup and it's a little recipe so there's tigginess

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That's classic. Honestly, this wouldn't be a story if they weren't doing that. And I'm sorry for them. It's giving road.

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I do know that because a lot of times when I'm affiliate linking my road products, road comes up first and I click it and they're like, sorry, we're not working anymore.

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If I had a small business and a celebrity like name, there's the same like it's it's amazing for your small business when it's great for SEO to like then you get to make this video. They stole my brand and then everybody like hears about you and feel sorry for you. And it's a boost.

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Yeah, when I saw it, I didn't even really register. I'm like, of course there's as ever. Any word there, someone's trademarked it somewhere.

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But what if two women are named Monique Lulier? You can't have your own name? And they both want to be business owners.

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And what if they both want to make dresses? Yeah.

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It's giving like the word salad of brands, like a lot of lettuce.

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But like what? The only allegation against her is just that she doesn't like Shep. Like she just doesn't like him. I don't think she's fighting that. I think it has something to do with Whitney. Whitney had said that they matched on Raya. He didn't say that like they were together. He said they matched on Raya.

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To me, it's congruous with the mishmash of branding and words and verbiage that she's put out up until this point. And until there's a product, something tangible, I will continue to ask the question. Never stop asking why. Never stop asking what kind of business you're in. People need to be able to answer that question.

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I feel like people don't get that. What about the final jam? Do you think they'll be serving jam? Like, this is the first jam. And I think hopefully the final jam would be in years to come. I think it's wares. Okay? Wares.

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Carrots two ways. Oh, right, I forgot. Carrots two ways. I think it's jams, recipes, sweet treats.

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jams right the thing is everything else is like extremely fresh like am i coming to your house to buy it jams are obviously preserved so that can be sold mass market but like is she gonna can other things i think the carrots was like more a nod towards recipes like i think the tig element will be a part of her company like will be some sort of like push goop online web

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Or a cookbook eventually, but I don't want to buy your cookbook until I've seen what you make. And the Netflix show is launching when? In March. And then would the cookbook be called With Love Megan or As Ever Megan?

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I feel like when you are a brand, you have to put out a bunch of things that you do, your business, but then also nonsense, just like content, things that look nice. And this is like every single Instagram post that they could have ever posted on one board. And seeing it all together shows you that they're actually not saying anything. They actually don't stand for anything.

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They have no unique point of view. Well, as always with Megan and her companies, we'll just have to wait and see. Though I do think it's unique to think that happiness looks gorgeous on you. I feel like that's not universal.

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You feel like sunshine to me. My eternal sunshine. So another day.

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Oh, like maybe Whitney was up her butt.

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Another clue. Less clarity. More clues, less clarity.

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With a mason jar. With love. As ever. So we should wait and see. As always, queen pop off. As ever, we shall wait and see.

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Are you ready for our next story? Everyone's really excited about this. Nobody Wants This season two has cast Leighton Meester and Miles Fowler. Leighton Meester, the real life wife of Adam Brody, who's in Nobody Wants This, has been cast in season two of Nobody Wants This. And obviously she's an acclaimed actress, country strong, gossip girl. She will actually be playing...

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Okay. Whatever, I actually don't care.

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Abby, who is Kristen Bell's middle school nemesis, who is now an Instagram mommy influencer. 10 out of 10 idea.

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No, this is amazing for the Fosters because we were just saying like get Leighton back in the game. And now she's going to be on this hit show. She'll get to be with her husband, work with her husband. She's a great actress. I love this role. Sounds great. Like I actually might watch this season two. Sounds so good. I might watch season one now.

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Okay, thanks very much. I'll give you a little Southern Charm recap at the end. I watched a tiny bit of Love is Blind as I fell asleep last night, but like nothing really of note, except I did see all the stuff that you described with the golf and the twerk. Oh, cringe. Yeah.

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I know, I talk about it all the time.

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The reason why I don't watch it is because I'm worried I won't like it. Because you hate everything? No. I've just seen and heard some stuff, and I'm worried I wouldn't like it. But I want to like it, so it's better if I don't confirm that.

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I don't think it's, would I like it? So you couldn't even say. And the thing is, I want to like it.

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Okay, so I think now I will watch it, but I'm just letting you know, up until this point, I was worried about that. So I was like, maybe it's better if I don't watch it and I can just talk about it. And if I didn't not like it, then I liked it.

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And because I need to see the podcast. Now it's come up in my life so many times.

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And he's, that guy's going to pick her even though the other girl maybe is the better choice, but like, he's so like sexed up for her.

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I feel like you told us something about Hale one time.

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Yeah, my husband just joined an intramural basketball league down here. Yeah, he plays all the time. He comes back with like black and blue marks. He's like, a fight broke out. He came home early, like early-ish because he was like, it was usually going later. He came home early-ish. I was like, what happened? He was like, a fight broke out. I had to leave.

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It's like they act like they're not going to see each other at the grocery store tomorrow morning.

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I'm sorry. He needs to stay and fight.

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I was so mad. That is so crazy. See, there's drama. Anyways, that's very real, all's to say.

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So I'm very excited about this casting, and I do think that I'm going to watch.

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And I'll support anything the Fosters do from now until the end of time. Yes.

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Her book hasn't come out yet and they've already optioned it.

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Yeah. So I'll support that too. So can't wait to give them my money. I don't give a fuck. I'll support the Fosters no matter what. All of them. David too. You know what?

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i can't do that just like i can't like change a song in the middle like i can't just like skip over whole episodes i could once i establish the couples i could fast forward through couples i don't like but like i have to do my research i'm sorry okay fine and i do want to say i don't care about the spoilers because i don't care about this show so go off queen to the toasters two days ago who said like jackie and claudia you can't stop watching it one because we need the recaps and two because it gets better i believed you and i was right like it does get better the show is so good like

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I'm sure he's an amazing guy. Yeah. With an amazing girl. 100%. Our next story is some really shocking news. I'm going to be shocked. I don't know if you're ready for this. I'm not. The actor who played Daniel Meade has been arrested for battery. And a shocking mugshot is accompanying this story. For anybody.

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Yeah, the CEO's son. Caleb Nichols' son.

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You would have thought it would be because- He's a handsome guy. He's a handsome guy and like, I would just say- He has a black eye in the photo.

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So he was arrested in Florida on Thursday morning for battery and resisting an officer without violence. He was taken into custody by officers from the Nassau County Sheriff's Department.

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I know, but it literally says Florida at 2.13 a.m. local time after allegedly being involved in a bar fight with a woman. per the arrest report obtained by the Post. He was then booked into the Nassau County Jail. Oh, Nassau County is also a county in Florida. Oh, okay, I figured. Nassau County Jail and Detention Center at 5.45 a.m. on the two misdemeanors.

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The actor appeared to have sustained injuries in the alleged bar brawl as his mugshot showed him with a bruise on the corner of his right eye. It's like near Jacksonville area, if anybody cares. who want to see, like, this is Daniel Meade as we know him. Correct. Wearing an ascot. Before and after. Damn. I mean, I guess. And he's also, like, kind of in every show.

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Like, he's very much like a... Yeah, he's in, like, a bunch of random shit. That's classic him.

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According to the arrest report, he was at the bar with a female friend who was asked several times by the bartender and other patrons to leave because she was continuously being disrespectful.

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the situation turned nasty when the woman allegedly began spitting on people before turning to the alleged victim as if she was going to spit on her when the alleged victim told the woman that she needed to leave the woman started shoving her per the report that's when the cruel intentions actor i guess he was also in cruel intentions allegedly jumped into the altercation knocking both his companion and the alleged victim to the ground what's his name in real life eric mabeus the alleged victim told officers that yeah that's also a good detail to know

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It's such an amazing Friday. I feel like somebody who says happy Friday in earnest. Like I want to walk down the street and say happy Friday to my fellow man.

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Oh, by the way, classic Cruel Intentions. Yeah. And he was in like Dirty Sexy Money or whatever.

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Yeah, he definitely had a contract with ABC and they were like, this is our next big star.

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So he allegedly jumped into the altercation, knocking them to the ground. The alleged victim told officers that while she was on the floor, Eric got on top of her. He's the positive football player in Cruel Intentions. Eric got on top of the alleged victim and was pulling her hair, ripping a handful of her hair from her scalp.

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Multiple people at the bar then pulled him and his friend off the victim.

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Yeah, like he joined in. It was like a girl fight and he joined in.

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I didn't even know that this was like...

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There's a fly. You haven't noticed it the whole time?

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No, no, no. It comes in and out. Oh, here he is. Take a pair.

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They always find their way back to me. I actually don't like this look. I'm not feeling it, but thank you, and that would give me a migraine. I don't know how you do it. It is a little dark in here. No, but the tightness of the sunglasses with the tightness of the headphones.

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Angela Bassett defends her disappointment. She did the thing by looking disappointed after she lost the Oscar to Jamie Lee Curtis. And she is talking about that moment. So. I kind of am loving this reaction. She's not apologizing for her viral reaction after the Oscars loss to Jamie Lee Curtis.

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After two years of facing criticism for her facial expression when Jamie won and she didn't, she defended the look. She said, I found it interesting. Interesting that I wouldn't be allowed to be disappointed at an outcome where I thought I was deserving. I love applauding people. But in that moment. I have put in, put in the time, put in good work over time. I didn't think that was a gift.

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I thought it was a given. So she's like, this is exactly what we're saying. Like she thought she deserved to win. She didn't win. Ergo disappointment. And that's what showed on her face. And she's allowed to have that emotion.

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And I actually feel like when celebrities don't have emotions over these awards and like the person who wins, it's kind of just expected and everyone else just sits there. It invalidates the legitimacy of the award show. Cause it's like, Is it, do you never expect to win? Like, I don't know.

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I feel like when people actually like have hopes and they think they might win and then they don't win, it makes it more real as opposed to like when everyone's just like, oh yeah, that person's gonna win because these things aren't fair. Yeah, no, it's a competition.

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I think she was like the first lead actor nominee for an Oscar. For a Marvel film.

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Yeah. And both for actors but also musicians, it's like you get the part. You do the work. You do so good. You're so close. And then if you don't win, it's like you have to do it all over again. over again if you want to win it. Same for an actor, a musician who writes an album.

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Yeah. It's a nice freer way to be like not constantly boring. Dive deep, dive and dodge in spoilers.

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It's like, I put my year's worth of experiences into an album, produced it, da-da-da, put it out, marketed it, sang it, went on tour, didn't win. I have to do it again if I want it.

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If I want that, I have to do all that over again.

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But then when I think about it that way, and that really exhausts me, like thinking we have to do it again to win the award. Then I'm like, let's put less stock in these awards because you just look at you things you did all of that. And you're going to let that get you down when it's like not even a fair playing field to begin with.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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There was drama on my commute. So now that I have my auto park button, like I'm... The world was my oyster. I was like, I could drive in New York City. I can parallel park. Like, queen, go off. I went to the grocery store, and I parallel parked. Just cut. Nothing stands in your way. So this morning, I was like, I'm going to get the best spot in the whole village. But the village was popping today.

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Oh, we also have Queenie and Weenie of the Week.

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We do, and that's why the fifth and final story is TV recaps. Okay, you want to go first or second? I'll go first, because, like, Summer House is very much in the news, right?

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Summer Charm. Southern Charm is very much in the news right now. So I watched the last two episodes and I'm glad that I did because the first episode was just like them traveling down to the Bahamas, preparing to see Sienna. They land at the airport. Shep's like calling. My phone is talk to texting.

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It's your worst nightmare come true. Okay, go, go, sorry. So they land at the airport. So the thing with Shep and Sienna, it's like, they're seeing each other. They're not, Shep is exclusive, but he hasn't had the conversation with her. She goes like days, I guess, without answering his text messages.

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And it's like, he's, she's just not that into you, but he takes the whole cast down to the Bahamas. So she's kind of like hosting and ghosting. I think they should have titled the episode that, but they didn't ask me. That's a good title. Thank you. So he gets to the airport. He has to call her three times before she picks up. Cause like she should be like meeting them at the airport.

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Of course, sending a car. Right, no. Then she's like, I'll meet you at the hotel at like 6.45 before they're going to dinner.

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They're staying at the Baja Mar. The boys have like a presidential suite and the girls have a suite. And actually I'm loving the group of girls together. Taylor's like getting, you can see she's like making friends. So it's Taylor, Madison, my queen. I just want to say Madison LaCroix is my queen.

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My spot was gone. Your spot was gone. My spot was gone. The spot that you say, all the spots were gone. But then I drive further down the street. I see Kojir's, and there's a spot behind you. So I pull up next to Kojir's. I go to my screen to hit my P button and it's not there. And the car is not registering that this is a parking spot and I can't press the button if it's not registering.

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Just in case I don't find a way to work that in later. My queen.

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Taylor, Madison, Molly, love. Molly. And Sally Ann, growing on me. So it's just the four of them because Vanita missed her flight and so she'll be there tomorrow. But the girls are like really getting along in there.

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Yeah. And she got turned down by JT. Oh, right. So the four of them are getting along and having fun, even though it's like so weird because Taylor used to date Shep. Molly has a crush on Shep. Shep is there with his new girlfriend. We're all there for Shep's new girlfriend. Taylor's new boyfriend used to date Sally Ann. Okay. Taylor hooked up with Austin, who used to date Madison.

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So, like, all the girls, like, like the same guy.

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But we're also all there to meet Sienna. And she comes up to the boys' suite, like, right before dinner. They're, like, having a couple drinks. And Shep wants to talk to her. Oh, my God, Claudia. It was the most painful thing. He's wearing his, like, fisherman clothes because he's like, Sienna will help me get dressed. Like, I need her help. Do you get any dress?

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Like, this girl is not your girlfriend and she doesn't want to be your girlfriend. I love it. You should show up like looking nice. So like, first of all, she comes and meets the guys and Craig is like, I've never felt energy like that from another human being. Like I had to leave. I said, I'm going to check on the reservation. Like I couldn't, I can't even explain like the energy was so off.

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I don't even know what he's talking about, but like, I will believe you to be there.

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So then the boys go downstairs. He's in the room with Sienna, like trying, he was like, let's go to my room and you can help me get dressed. And so his room was like a mess too. And it's like weird. Cause he's like, he like Craig's brushing his hair. They're so nervous.

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I don't know why he would leave his room a mess. Like he should know better than that. But literally Craig was brushing his hair because he had had hair. Like they're so nervous to see Sienna.

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Like they're afraid by doing nothing.

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It's a powerful thing. She literally, she picks out an outfit for him like, oh yeah, that's really great. She don't give a fuck. Oh, he's like, okay, I'll put it on. So she's like, okay. And she leaves to let him try it on. His face drops. Cause he's like, why won't you like. Your girlfriend can see you naked. Right.

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Claudia, I've never seen this man's face like this in my whole time, 10 seasons of Southern Charm. Like his face drops, he's crestfallen that she's leaving the room. And he's like, don't leave. Claudia was so crazy.

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I mean, that's what everyone's saying. It's a taste of his own medicine. Like every girl that he's ever been with, he never gave them enough. And they always felt like that. Even Madison is like he came after my relationship with Austin for so many years. Of course, I love seeing him go through it. And I love poking at him, too, even though they're like fine now.

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Yeah, it's just a taste of his own medicine. And as Taylor said, it doesn't taste so good. Yeah, I agree. So then they have this like really weird conversation where he tells her that he's in love with her, which he's already told her that. And then they're like, we'll talk rest later. So they go downstairs and have dinner with the rest of the group. And like on TV, it looked okay.

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But then the next day when the rest of the cast were recapping it, they were like, it was so weird. Her vibes are just like so weird. They don't know what she wants. And I think she obviously doesn't want to be with Shep. She's 26. He's 46. I think like she's 26. He's 46.

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That's what they said on the episode. Maybe it's like 43, but that's what Madison said. Shep Rose age.

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Yeah. So like, obviously that's not his person. Yeah. And then the following episode, Vanita comes, Whitney comes, Ryan comes. Classic ride. It's Rodrigo's husband.

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I only know the major players. He's been on the seasons for, I never can remember his name, but then last night I committed it to memory. I was like, Olivia Rodrigo.

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So now we have Rodrigo and Ryan. We're waiting for JT to arrive. That will be, you know, a bag of fun. But they're just having like a good time. It's definitely weird. Austin and Craig are like still fighting, like just being girly. Yeah. Because like they hate each other. Yeah. And that's about it.

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No, it was very odd that that one wasn't coming up, that first one. Then I...

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We'll see what happens next. Yeah. And Molly's just like waiting in the wings. Yeah.

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My queen, she couldn't go out. She had a migraine. Meanwhile, she was just hungover. But like that, that does manifest as a migraine sometimes. So I see you.

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Oh, when she said that she was avoidant personality?

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skirted around then they told me there was parking in the back and there is a back entrance and it's just like it's actually probably a few feet closer so i tried and i did that and then when i was in that parking spot of course everything was coming up p so i don't know what happened it definitely like makes me realize that you can't rely on technology for everything without technology but i'll just go back to like parking in the parking lot okay right right i heard you also use the p button in the regular parking lot though i did just because i was like i wanted to do something like prove yourself right right piece of shit piece of

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She said avoidant, and then I picked up my head back up, and he got weird. So I was like, what'd I miss?

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Yeah, you can tell there's a little crazy there.

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I actually think they're not. So the craziest love triangle, it gets resolved. So does Ben propose to Madison? Did they get engaged? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So is Mason going to go with Sarah?

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Oh, I actually think they might have been a good match, except then he might've seen Madison in Guatemala.

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But I just want to say that situation was interesting. Cause it's like, if he had chose Madison and then saw Meg on vacation, like he would have been like, ooh, Meg. And even if he chose, and if he chose Meg, like they were the same level of attractiveness. And I feel like his head would have been turned no matter what. Cause he just like, couldn't make a choice.

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And that's like, it's not because one of them is more beautiful than the other. They're actually exactly as beautiful as the other.

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And not only did I use the P button, it backed into the spot, which is something I've never been able to do. So when I get out of here, I'm out.

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No, I feel like if it was a harder narcotic, he would have said. People share that stuff on the show.

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Oh, I saw the reveal between. Between who? Joey and Monica.

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Yeah. So that was kind of cool. Redeemed itself a little bit. But no, like embarrassed me in front of my friends, in front of my coworkers. Everyone like came out of the building to watch the South Park. And I was gonna be like, look, I'm on no hands. And I was embarrassed. So no.

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I'm sorry. Sometimes... The way that people on the show carry themselves, like their gait, even like Chelsea running. Yeah. Like her folded over on the floor. She got down on her knee when he did.

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I think they're perfect for each other, except I thought that her physical gesticulations and her presence was too much. And he probably didn't notice it in the moment, but it's like, that's the sort of thing that was- Claudia.

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I guess all the other time in the show, she was always sitting.

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Oh, it was so weird. Cause he was like downplaying, he was like, I know I'm not super religious. I believe in God, but like that's kind of about it. And then she's like, do you go to church every week? And he's like, yeah, I think that would qualify you as like a religious person.

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But you didn't follow Leo and Brittany. I'll never fucking forgive them for that.

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That sounds like my fast forward couple if I want to save time.

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Tell me who he is. It sounds like not completely unfamiliar, so give me a clue.

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Do you think it's weird that if he like had seen her and then somehow in the pods piece together that like she's that girl from Instagram, that that really matters?

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Because to me, I'm not like convinced that this is like a cardinal sin. Me neither. But I need to see, I need to see, I need to see more. She just shares her first name in the pods, really. Taylor. So out of everyone who he can't see, a girl named Taylor, how does he know that that's a girl from Instagram? I think it's a little far-fetched.

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Okay, I knew that. Okay. You know, you've definitely seen.

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That's why I will watch it, because hopefully they make the case as to why this is so crazy.

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I think people said that you looked like her in your sunglasses. That's why I was just on her page.

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cosmetology sales I agree I actually think he's way better suited with Molly I don't think he would last with either of them like actually get married to either of them but I think he might be happier with his choice for a longer amount of time with Molly because like Lauren is just like he's just like, he seems like a mean guy. And she's like, she's soft.

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And yeah, I think Molly has a bit of a thicker skin that would like just, she could tolerate him more for a little bit longer, but still they wouldn't work out. So it actually doesn't matter who he chooses. One thing I really liked, he's just like not right for this process.

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Like I may have just gotten the chill.

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No, and a lot of them I see are like kind of using their sexuality. Like they're getting their guys like hard to like, that's how I felt about. The golf. The golf, but other things where it's like, there's like the sexual, there's like the choice that's like the sensible choice. And then there's like the sexual choice, which I've never really like seen that before.

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I've seen people, you know, of course, like Megan Fox comes to mind, like that's a way, you know, I'm not going to decline getting engaged to Megan Fox.

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No. She did that. Like, that's attractive. And she did it.

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And she's allowed to have had a job. Like if a guy was like anything. Or that was like when someone was a football player last season. And then she chooses him and meets him.

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She is truly. She already looked for flights to extend. They are sold out. So she is going.

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I'll go first because my Queenie of the Week is like more of an abstract concept and that my Queenie of the Week is the week. Like is the studios, is the production, is the commute, is the lady who parked my car, is the button that self parks my car sometimes. Like just the week in general was so Queenie-like and I could have chosen any one of those things, but just the ambiance of the week.

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If we can allow a concept. You can. Concepts are always welcome at Queenie. First in place or thing.

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I guess. But you're going to come visit me all the time.

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Okay, so it sounds like we're aligned.

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What's her trade outside of being Gabby's girlfriend?

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And they both are faking pregnancies right now. Bonnie Blue is not pregnant. And is my culture a costume to you? I actually saw a headline, I didn't click it, that Bonnie Blue faked her pregnancy to raise money for someone else's IVF treatment. And then labiaplasty Lily was faking a pregnancy as a role play for a video of hers.

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Okay, she's a comedian. Yeah, no, she like has a job. Okay, because you were just saying that she's a former orthodox Jew and Gabby's girlfriend. It's like, so how'd she end up on the good guys?

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You could asterisk the O. We'll talk about it.

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Okay, and we have a monitor up. Okay, I see I have to pull it back. Pull back, pull down.

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Wait, wait. I'm so glad we're doing this.

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Wait, wait, no, Claudia, get back here.

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Wait, let me organize. Hold on, I'm having a really hard time. Yeah, it's cramping. No, no, I'm just like not, we were closer before. This is crazy.

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Wait, wait, wait, I'm coming in. I'm coming in hot.

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Okay, that is actually really educational to let me know that it's never gonna fucking happen.

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No, no, it's never gonna happen. I think I have to give up on my dreams, but my car parks itself. So when one door closes, another one opens.

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Yeah, no, no. I had to go look when they said that and I saw what they were saying.

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Okay. Except, like, be careful with your comparisons because you just never know when it goes down a dark, slippery slope.

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That's different. You're just wearing sunglasses while podcasting. They're not saying, like, you look like him.

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Yeah, but that was different. That's different than being like doppelganger. No one was saying like Tim Dillon's your doppelganger. They were just saying you both podcast in sunglasses. Yeah. Groundbreaking. Truly. Groundbreaking stuff. And the stories, like if you had to describe them. You know, it was a slow start, but they came together. And Houston, we've got a show.

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That was kind of like us this week. A slow start, but we came together. I actually feel like we came out of the gate with a bang, like all week, firing on all cylinders. Studio, studio, studio. Last week, a week ago, we were in Miami.

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The thing is, we have so much to do today that we can't just go down tangents about a cute video that you saw. No, and also, nobody cares about the cute video you saw.

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Especially on a busy Friday when we're catching flights, not feelings. You wrecked. I'm excited to see Romeo. We're catching little feelings of, like, missing you.

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It's so true. We went back to the beach yesterday. So Kristen Cavallari and Stephen Coletti coded and we had a really nice, lovely time. We're kind of like becoming beach people. I'm trying to tell you bitches. I mean, you're a water sign, of course. Correct. I'm not, like, I don't love the ocean like you do. And we do live, like, close to the ocean. So we should go more. And I'm definitely. Open.

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Like, all the vitamins you need in this world are at the beach.

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The sun, the vitamin D, the sand. It's a natural exfoliator.

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It was extra crazy that they closed the beaches during COVID. Like when you think about that.

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Like all we needed, like vitamin D was going to be what got you through. And instead like we closed it off and said, staying your house with no sunshine.

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close the air no it was like it was a bit crazy it was a bit much that's another thing about the wedding people the book that i'm really struggling to get through is she references a pandemic a little too much for me well if you listen to the red if you finish the book and listen to the redheads we discuss that and this do you want to let me just spoil for you what we said because one of the redheads was like why did you have to talk about the pandemic like it's really annoying um like that's what happened what are we just not going to write books between 2020 and

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Yeah, but we're going to make the most of it. We're going to soak up each other's awesomeness while we're still together.

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and 2022 like just we had to live it like we have to like talk about and also some of the things that happened like during covid affected people's lives in terms of like the girl in the book she's depressed she was depressed she was the other girl's a covid bride she got a divorce like a bit of an alcoholic i just think books that like reference the pandemic in a real way need to have like a little symbol on the front so i know to stay away from them like yes i lived it and that was enough for me they stole some of the best years of my life and i don't want to read

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I'm open to things that represent it in an honest way about how it really changed people's lives. What, we're not going to write books about World War I because it's a drag?

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Yeah. So anyways, I actually didn't mind it considering I don't like reading about the pandemic. Some of my least favorite books were about it. But that's what happened. We've got to talk about it. If you were a young person, if you were a relatively young person during that time, your life changed in some way. Maybe you had a breakup. Maybe you had a divorce. Maybe you became an alcoholic.

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Maybe you became depressed. Maybe you're a COVID bride. Maybe you lost weight. Some people lost weight. Maybe you gained weight. Well, we did. So, like, I actually liked the way that she did it, considering it could go either way.

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should we dive in to the stories oh yes but i also just wanted to say something about what we were talking about yesterday about the bebis family because i think after yesterday we thought that that like was the beginning of the end of the story and like the the grieving could begin um but then last night it came out they've been they were identifying all the bodies that came back from gaza yesterday and the babies were positively identified the mother's body was not the mother it's just some like random woman doesn't they can't identify who

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It is. Doesn't match the DNA of any female hostage, even though the bodies that are still there.

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So it's not over. And I feel like some influencers maybe like breathes a sigh of relief yesterday if they like got away with never posting about it. It's not over. Like the world needs to put so much pressure and speak out. Like where is Cherie Bibas? Like as much as I saw 40 million people post all eyes on Rafa.

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Speak up now more than ever. and it came out that also the babies were killed by their hands. They weren't shot or anything, they were killed. They were murdered with their hands. a month after they were taken hostage. So you're not off the hook. Keep up the energy. We'll keep up the energy. How about you guys fucking start?

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I don't know why you would want to go down a Sheryl Crow rabbit hole.

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If you said anything about Elon and you have not said anything about this, you're the last person I want to fucking know.

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I think we did it a few months ago and it was fruitless. It was a fruitless endeavor.

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And at the very least, if you have that issue, don't pretend to care about some made up shit that you saw. One thousand percent. Just stay out of it completely. Yeah. But hopefully you care a little bit.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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The two babies were kidnapped from their home.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Now I feel like we can get into the Fast Five stories. Do you think? Now that that's off my chest.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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We can get into the Fast Five stories. And today's episode, I'm so thrilled to let you know, is brought to you by Chewy. Correct. You know who loves Chewy?

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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I don't want to talk about Sheryl Crow. Sorry.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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So I have, I'm on auto ship over at Chewy. Like I'm getting Chewy every month in addition to the things that I'm like, oh, you know what? Bruno needs a little something special today. So we get so many things on auto ship from Chewy, like his dental sticks, food, everything, prescriptions. You can connect them with your vet. Chewy is like the one-stop shop for pet supplies, period.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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If you're a pet parent like us, you know about Chewy. And when they say that they have everything that you need to keep your pet happy, they're not messing around. Chewy does not play. That's one thing about Chewy. To keep them happy, Chewy has over 100,000 products from all the brands our pets love at prices that I love. Food, treats, beds, you name it, they have it.

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And it gets shipped directly to your door in one to two days. And not just for dogs and cats. Birds, fish, reptiles.

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Summer Charm is Blind: Friday, February 21st, 2025

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Is Sheryl Crow the one that dated John Mellencamp for a hot minute?

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I've had an amazing experience with Chewy. Not only is it so user-friendly on the site, it comes in like one day, two days.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It just depends on the situation, you know?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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people who pretend like they don't know that they're famous, like bitch, like, but when you know, like Ben at like for a guest of a guest, like, but do you think about your fame?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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They would be so excited to have a famous person.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But what is fame for? If not that?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And everyone would be so excited to have you. And I'm sure, is it like a Jewish club? Because then, like, they would be so.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, I don't think it's the same. You're not famous there. You are not famous there.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, for sure. But now we're taking our power back. Let's focus on the positive.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, you're feeling like a traitor.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Okay, well, we forgive you. You promoted the toast, I'm sure.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Okay. Okay, cool. We'll get him next time, God.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So without further ado-da-do-da-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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You are missing out. I know your guys' pets love when ours join the show. So- This is for all the dogs and cats out there and gerbils.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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First story of the day, wrapping up the first story of the week, Wendy's v. Katy Perry.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah. Sorry to have cut you off.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And so that we shall discuss. We'll leave you on the cliffhanger. But no, Wendy's v. Katy Perry. We spoke about this week how Wendy's was tweeting. And we only cited one tweet of them saying, like, can we send her back? They had been in the tweets all week just railing on Katy Perry. On Katy specifically? On Katy specifically, yeah. That's weird. Yeah, it is weird.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And now Katy has spoken out about it and Wendy's is responding. And my computer is down. So that's really great. No here. Okay. Wendy's is defending their shady Katy Perry post despite backlash. And they've gotten a little bit of backlash, but definitely not enough to like actually harm sales or anything.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah. But they say that they always bring a little spice. So they said, we always bring a little spice to our socials. They insisted that they have a ton of respect for Katy Perry and her out of this world talent. Um, and that was that.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I just feel like the more Katie speaks, she just doesn't help herself. So it was nice that other people, like us, were taking up for her, being like, no, this is wrong. Right. But whenever she gets involved, she just kind of puts her foot in her mouth. And so it's not the most effective way. And then people don't really want to...

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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have her back anymore but I will continue to have her back and say that Wendy's was wrong for this this is weird people were saying that like their whole thing is that they have like they've got beef right so like they they make up beef with people because Wendy's has beef and so that's why they're doing this with Katie because they love having beef now the predictions are saying that you know what are the odds Katie Perry stars in next year's Wendy's Super Bowl commercial right like there's going to be some sort of big endorsement which I think is like one of very few ways to make this right

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, and I also think they don't like her. They capitalized on a move. Clearly. I don't think she's good for sales. I think they said what they said because they know that nobody cares and nobody's not shopping at Wendy's because they hurt Katy Perry's feelings. I think she has a low Q score, so why would she be in a commercial? I guess. I think she could be in like a Jack in the Box commercial.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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A competitor. Not Burger King. Still, you score low. But like a competitor that wants to like ride the coattails.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And have a moment. Katy Perry. That's a good idea. Yeah.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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You would love it. Also, Jessica Chastain is chiming in, like taking shots at the ladies.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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At the ladies of the Blue Origin flight. She retweeted an article from The Guardian, an opinion piece that was called, The Blue Origin flight showcased the utter defeat of American feminism.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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There are so many things that are akin to this. I can't really think of examples, but just nonsense disguised as feminism, right? So many things. Yes. And everyone champions those things. Like, oh my God, this is amazing. And I'm sure these girls are like, wait, why now? Why this nonsense act disguised as feminism? Like, why are we taking them?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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They thought they were acting in line with what the women wanted.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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How is that possible you are always home?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I think they're shocked by this reaction, but I think it's it's a culmination of nonsense and we're not going to take it anymore.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I don't think that's a strong example.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I agree. I think they're shocked. I think they thought they were, like, they were in line with the culture and that everyone would love this.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But it's also, like, not fair, the amount of hate that Katy is getting, and it's not evenly spread out amongst the women. Yeah. She is taking on, yeah. I'm mad at the activist. I'm mad at the astronaut. I'm mad at Gayle King. Take some of the brunt.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The hate should be split equally in sixths.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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She is really the one suffering. Her reputation is suffering. Whatever Gayle King does next, this will not follow her. This will follow Katy Perry forever. And why they did the same thing.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah. And I don't want to dox anyone. But we still don't. We still don't know who said oh my goddess.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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We don't know that with certainty.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And I want to know who it is like for my own life. But I don't want to dox anyone. you know, and put like a target.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I don't want to put a target on them and I don't want to unmask them. You know? I mean, it wasn't Gail.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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There's a chance it was Katie. In which case, how could she get more hate than she's already getting?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It wasn't because she was the one who said, the moon, the moon, you guys.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And then a voice coming from elsewhere was, oh my goddess.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Your thing. Mornings with mommy.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, I agree. I want more space travel. I want more women in space. Maybe going to space for eight minutes. Gives you the sort of perspective that you need to weather a storm like this.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Romeo's being disruptive to the flow of the show.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So cute. But like, that's so rude that he said that. Like you're going through a lot.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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You have to trust in your sweeping nature that things have been swept.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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You've never left food on the floor.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Keep the boys sparkling water.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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That's exactly what he's doing.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

1906.23

A clueless sequel series with Alicia Silverstone is returning in development at Peacock. So yesterday it was announced that Alicia Silverstone is attached to reprise the role of Cher Horowitz in a clueless sequel series at Peacock, Variety has learned. The show is currently in development.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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obviously and it was definitely hurtful but it was kind of a kick in the ass i needed to like give my boy a little bit more love yeah with rudy especially because like before it's too late about to get shafted oh big time rudy's about to become the dog i know because he's very much like the first born yeah but when you have children your dogs become your pets

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Exact plot details are being kept under wraps from the fact that the show will serve as a follow-up to the cult classic film.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, because Alicia Silverstone in her personal life is not Cher.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Please leave it alone because even if they say now like yes once they woke-ify it like it's over. Game over.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But say like they kept it like just standard and Cher has grown up and so she has a daughter who's in high school getting her license.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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That's what it is. Like please Lord no. Okay? Agreed. Please Lord no. This has never been done well. She's right you guys.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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This is our favorite movie, Protect the Sanctity. You ruined Mean Girls, right? You had to go and do it.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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We're going to all forget about it. Right. This has never been done right. I think maybe Fuller House was a success.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I didn't watch it, so I couldn't say. But it was widely, it was enjoyed.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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If they had a track record of doing these sorts of things successfully, I would get excited. Like, you know, the first time we heard news such as this, we were excited.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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They're bringing it back. They're bringing it back. Stop.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And this is coming from two of the biggest fans of the movie. So if the fans aren't even excited about this, who is this for?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And the day that it comes out, we will have to contend with what we've seen.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And I don't want to have to deal with that. You know, because even if it's not an abomination.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It's not going to be what Legally Blonde was. So just write a different movie for Christ's sakes.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, it was really... I mean, the people were still young enough to play their same characters, so it wasn't too far off. It was well done, but those executives are long dead. And the people who are writing this did not write that.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

218.815

Because you got checked for flippage.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It's over. Clueless is over, party.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So I know you thought we would be excited about this, but we're not.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah. Our next story is some more new TV show development news. Really excited to get your thoughts because Jennifer Lopez is set to star in Netflix's The Last Mrs. Parrish. So The Last Mrs. Parrish is a super popular thriller novel, like one of the ones that everyone reads.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

2224.565

Now, I didn't read it because I read the book called The Wife Between Us, which then I heard was a carbon copy of The Last Mrs. Parrish. So I know the premise so I can. Yeah. So Jennifer Lopez will star as the lead role in The Last Mrs. Parrish, written by Liv Constantine, a bestselling book that came out in 2021.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The psychological thriller centers on a twisted con artist who targets a wealthy couple, the Parrishes, as her next victim. She infiltrates the pair by befriending the wife and seducing the husband with the master plan. So is J-Lo the wife or the con woman? I feel like the wife.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

2257.946

Because the con woman is younger. Is younger. Yeah. With the master plan of becoming the next Mrs. Parrish, only to discover that the wife's life is far more complicated than she could have imagined. Additional casting has not yet been announced, but we can imagine that the other person, the other woman who will play the con woman will look like J-Lo a little bit. Like a younger J-Lo.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

2276.775

Yeah, I mean, they're not meant to be like interchangeable, but like, it's kind of like housemaid where it's like, obviously this man has a certain, likes a certain type of woman and the woman is trying to endear herself to the husband, so.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Reminders of Him. I didn't read that one.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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She was like, sure. Listen, forgive yourself. We've all been there. We've all needed to get on the monitor.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I agree, but this casting just does not bode well for the movie. She's really, and it's crazy because her early work made in Manhattan. She could even do the best job at her job in this. I don't think she's the best actress, but say she nails the acting.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I feel like maybe she has a production company that's involved in a lot of her projects now. And so they pick the worst sets and the worst locations. That's a good call. Something like that.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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She used to probably just be in front of the camera. But the more success you have, you get to be behind the scenes. And maybe that's harming the projects.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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It's just harming her projects. Because maybe they haven't involved in casting. And she has just a bad eye for that.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I don't even think that you were so crazy and being so emergent and like you paid for your time.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, this was something, again, when I saw this, I was like, rats.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The Wife Between Us. Was that it? Yeah. Did you read it?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, and in The Wife Between Us.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, no, no, no. That was A.R. Torrey.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah, but we loved that book. But it was different.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But her whole life, it was kind of ambiguous. That was a little different. A.R. Torrey, Every Little Secret, something like that.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

2544.216

No, The Wife Between Us is literally the same thing. And also the big twist in The Wife Between Us, skip ahead 10 seconds if you don't want to hear, but I don't think anyone cares, is that you think you're reading the point of view of the crazy person the whole time. And then it like turned out to be the wife in past tense or something like that.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

2594.966

yeah i just even if the movie's like good whatever netflix things like happen in like a 48 hour blink of an eye that it's not gonna move the needle that much even if it's really so true that's why she needs like a big blockbuster rollout like they need theaters or like maybe go to broadway or something show everyone how talented you are again go back to the talent well

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

2657.34

I just want to say for a long time, I just believed this theory. Like I didn't question it. I was like, yeah, she doesn't sing. Like who cares? Whatever happens. And then we saw her perform live. Where? At Robin Hood. Oh.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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We saw her at the Robin Hood gala.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The world's largest lip syncing stage.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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If I was a lip syncer, I'd love to do the Super Bowl.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah. I have like moved on from that theory. I just want to say.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I'm now in the theory that JLo's like owned and operated companies are ruining her projects. That's what I think.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Yeah. Yeah, you sent me yours. It's so cute. I actually used BabyList also this week to get a gift for a friend. Oh, so did I. It was easy as pie.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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That's another great part about it. It's like, go look at people's registries and get ideas.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And there are certain things that you need for the baby that aren't gifts. Like, I don't want burp cloths as a gift. That's just a utility.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I was just trying to, like, disprove his point. But instead, I made his point.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But I want, like, pargy little things as gifts.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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You can add from Neiman Marcus.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Do you want to go check on him? No. Okay. Are you ready for our next story?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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I understand. I'm waiting on a package.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Our next story is actually really crazy because Haley Joel Osment has gone off the deep end.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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He's apologizing for using an anti-Semitic slur during his blackout arrest.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Oh, yeah. No, he was drunk and disorderly at a ski lodge blocking people from getting on the ski lift.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So he was acting belligerent. He was arrested. And he started like...

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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hurling slurs at the officers i kept seeing an asthmatic slur and nobody would tell me what he said and i'm the k word i don't want to watch the video because i don't like care enough but like what are we talking about and variety thank you let me know okay first of all he called the officer driving him to jail a fucking nazi and then the k word which are kind of conflicting okay but how did he know that the officer was jewish because it's really not a popular job for a jew

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3043.88

I don't, was the officer even Jewish? These are maybe all things I could find out if I watch the video, but I don't want to. Anyways, he was in a blackout. So he now is saying he had no idea that he said those things and that he would have apologized sooner. And this is what, this is his apology.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But, and let me just also say, so he's acting belligerent at a California ski lodge, blocking people from getting on the ski lift, according to body cam footage and other videos obtained by TMZ. So they arrested him. Then he started slinging slurs.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, no, no. He said, I'm absolutely horrified by my behavior. Had I known I used this disgraceful language in the throes of a blackout, I would have spoken up sooner. The past few months of loss and displacement, he lost his home in the fires. have broken me down to a very low emotional place. But that's no excuse for using this disgusting word.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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From the bottom of my heart, I apologize to absolutely everyone that this hurts. What came out of my mouth was nonsensical garbage. I've let the Jewish community down and it devastates me.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3127.202

and that's the point about apology right I hate that we've gotten to a place where someone apologizes and it means nothing and they're saying nothing and nobody's forgiving them and it doesn't move the needle like I am someone who is open to apologies and forgiveness and I want to keep that about myself and as best as he could have apologizes for this he did I've let the Jewish community down and it devastates me like that seriously makes me want to cry he said I don't ask for anyone's forgiveness but I promise to atone for my terrible mistake

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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We did. Emily Osmond, of course. I said that already.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, but I'm also just thinking, I know we're supposed to be like really mad at this, right? And like anti-Semitism is on the rise and it's really like fucking scary and terrible. But it's like people are more mad about this than they are about a synagogue being burnt down or Jewish people being beat up in the streets or the governor whose family they tried to burn alive in the governor's mansion.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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And I'm more mad about those things Then I... And he's apologizing.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Not a lot of like uncertainty.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But I just... Even if the cop was Jewish or non-Jewish, like, it doesn't, like, affect or change what he did, right?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3265.212

And his apology like seems really heartfelt. He seems really upset with himself. And like, I'm a forgiving person. I don't know. I like at first when I saw this, I'm like, oh my God, crazy. And another one. Another one.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But this apology seems meaningful. As far as anti-Semitic threats that we need to worry about, like the list is so, so long. So by the time I get down to caring about Haley Joel.

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I don't know. I just feel like he really feels bad and that he's not a Jew hater. Now, maybe I'm wrong.

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And I feel like if we can forgive him.

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If we can forgive him, that's like major for him.

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I'm going to forgive him too. And it's funny. I feel like the people who will be maddest about this are like the people who don't give a shit about anti-Semitism. I mean, that's classic, right?

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Yeah. Okay, Hallie Joel. Crazy turn of events for you.

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Yeah, me too. I always think about him in that movie too.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Your story's on my phone, bitch.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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My iPad was like freezing and I wanted to look up Haley Joel.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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pay it forward pay it forward oh my that movie always makes me cry wait remind me Helen Hunt this is his mom right Helen Hunt Kevin Spacey wait and remind me what pay it forward is about the story of a social studies teacher who gives an assignment to his junior high school class to think of an idea to change the world for the better then put it into action when one young student creates a plan for paying forward favors

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He not only affects the life of his struggling single mother, but he sets in motion an unprecedented wave of human kindness, which unbeknownst to him has blossomed into a profound national phenomenon.

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Toast movie of the week. Next time we do one. Watch so we can see that it's bad, actually.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Well, no, that was like everything we did for Toast Movie of the Week, like The Invention of Lying. Remember we were so excited?

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It was the only one that held up.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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So the most popular MLB player walk-up songs of the season have been released.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3465.219

I imagine it's a song that plays on the sound system when the player is walking up to bat.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The number one most popular walk-up song in the MLB is White Horse by Chris Stapleton.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Like, it's really... Well, that's like the vibe I'm seeing of all these songs. Like, I'm surprised God's Country's not on here. Like, it's very like... It is. Oh yes it is. Wow. Okay.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The number five song is 8 and 11 Oklahoma which encapsulates this like angry country. It's country that like converges on rock and roll. So number one White Horse. Number two God's Gonna Cut You Down by Johnny Cash. I don't even know that song. Yeah. I guess it's not like Johnny's biggest song. No, it's not. Number three, The Stroke by Billy Squire. That's a good song because the stroke.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3568.646

Yeah. Number five, Ain't No Love in Oklahoma. That would be mine.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Walking on stage or, like, I'm a baseball player. Can I be a baseball player?

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3593.704

Nice song. I'm looking at my Spotify quickly.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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well, whatever you choose will be the right decision. And I think, yeah, now like a little let go and let God energy, you know?

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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No, but that's not me as a baseball player.

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The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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Me as me? Oh, well then, yeah, I'd have to go something swirly. But I like this exercise better. Something hard.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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But I also feel like some of them could be doing like the greatest show, you know, a little theater in there.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

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The next one is Fine by Travis Scott featuring Playboi Carti.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3680.52

Oh, the other songs. Oh, and who's the one, the Game of Thrones guy? And he does Game of Thrones. Noah?

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3688.411

Yeah, I think he walks up to Game of Thrones because he looks like.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3692.674

Well, I went to a Met game once and they play Game of Thrones because he looks like he's, you know, a wildling.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3702

And the only other song on this list that I've heard of is Cowgirls by Morgan Wallen, which of all the Morgan Wallen songs, I'm surprised.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

371.631

I think that's still like a healthy thing for you to do regardless of flippage.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3740.602

Thanks for that, Claudia. Was it everything you hold for and more?

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3749.309

You know I love diversifying the stories, and I'm never going to forget.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3779.507

My Queenie of the Week, despite all the odds... My queenies of the week are the ladies of Blue Origin. Not because of what they did and whatever accomplishment they think they accomplished.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

379.074

Yeah, well. first you have to like fake letting it go before you can let you know what I mean like it's a process you don't just like wake up and move on and let it go yeah but like we're gonna manifest letting it go yeah yeah it's fine like and Ben was like really putting shit into perspective he's like people leave their appointments with like way bigger issues stop

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3793.506

But because of the hate that they are withstanding.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3802.112

Yeah. And being unabashedly, unashamefully cringy.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3817.223

No, and even if they're crying themselves to sleep at night, that they are putting on a strong face, I think is Queenie-like behavior. No one's gotten this amount of hate in a long time.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3834.659

Yeah, but we were just saying that the mission, they're not doing what they think that they're doing. Okay.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3841.404

Oh my God, and then you bring the eggs into it, and it's just a lot. And when Olivia Munn said it, like, okay, she said, like, but now, like, just make me.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3865.197

No, as if the price of eggs is their fault. And if they could even change the fact that all those birds got bird flu. Like, there's apples and oranges. Yeah.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3880.319

You could always bring up the price of eggs. It's an argument ender. It is. It's so true. Kim, there's people that are dying.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3887.002

And there's always people that are dying. And we could always talk about that. But if you put out a movie and I'm not saying, oh, the price of eggs, I don't want to come see your movie. Correct.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3898.507

You know, I can say that about anything. So it's just a moot point. Yeah.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3905.603

Unless you're talking about the actual economy, you know?

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3912.387

There's a time and a place to complain about the price of eggs.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3916.991

And the access to eggs. I saw white eggs in my kitchen. Oh, they gave me the release. Because we only buy brown eggs because white eggs are so unnatural.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3927.538

So you know there was like a serious dearth at the store.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3942.672

Yeah. Or like baked ruffles.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3950.614

No, no, no. We've been affected by the eggs. And so I'm right there with you.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3958.138

Egg wash. And now I'm wasting an egg to make egg wash and it doesn't feel the same.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3967.523

That's like him and his garlic from China.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3988.723

We didn't even talk about the fact that the door opened and then they shut it so that like he could pretend to cry and open.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

3996.048

They could have a media moment. And people are even saying so much as like that the whole thing was fake because of that. No, I think he just like wanted to be the one to open the door and they staged it. But like, did he not realize there were cameras on them and we could all see? Like that was so weenie.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

400.005

Okay. It sounds like he's, like, being really cruel these days.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

4014.738

But insisting that the door not open until he opens it?

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

4062.876

Yeah, understood. My weenie is Wendy's.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

4068.599

Like, I don't want to kill Katy Perry. And I think it's gone too far.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

4079.762

And then also, yeah, for sure. Like, they took it too far. And then them being like, we love her and her out of this world music. Like, either kill her or love her.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

4090.966

But if someone who, like, said they wanted to kill me then was like, and I love you. I hate you even more.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

4110.578

No, I just want to say a warm thank you to everyone. And I guess that means Jeff. A warm thank you and a welcome back. Welcome home. There's no place like home. And thank you to Jeff for...

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

4121.923

spearheading things such as this everyone else is like busy with like space exploration and saving the astronauts like important things yeah and advancing civilization but someone has to be doing the stupid stuff and for that we love you and we thank you

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

416.408

Yeah, that is my favorite strategy of personhood. But sometimes, like, you just need to tell a person what they want to hear, especially when they're dealing with a lot.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

468.183

Yeah. Yeah. That is really funny. I'm sorry for that. I didn't even know that I did that, but I actually, I need to like take my own advice and practice out of my own life.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

485.182

It's from the harsh to the sensitive.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

495.003

Sometimes it sounds like a lot of work, but I'm a solution oriented person. That typically is what's going to make me feel better. Like having a plan.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

504.05

That's so funny. I didn't realize Ben and I were so similar. And then I guess you're so similar to my husband.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

509.853

But opposites attract. They each need us. You know what I mean?

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

516.077

Yeah. I always think opposites really attract. When two people are so similar, I'm like, you must be having fun. But it's not going to go well long term, Jesse and Lexi.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

525.043

In the beginning, it's like we both want to do the same things. But eventually, you need that yin and yang thing.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

535.268

I don't know. And then sometimes I'm like, well, wouldn't it just be easier if we were the same?

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

545.144

Yeah, if we had the same love languages, if we had the same response.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

549.065

But I don't know, then we maybe just would sit in it.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

566.399

My favorite way to receive love, yes.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

583.26

Any man whose love language is acts of service, like unless it's cooking. Oh, that's fair.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

590.783

But you don't want me to go grab you something, do you?

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

595.145

No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not right.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

597.186

That shouldn't be an option for them. No, my husband is like words of affirmation and physical touch.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

602.734

those are hard to give like it's just you know what i mean some are like easier to do in some like when it doesn't come naturally to a person and you have to like remember yeah that's why i feel like when i do give words of affirmation like that's how you know why it's like that you mean it it means more than the person who's always giving it who's right like the the person who's like found at a party having a glass of wine and a heart to heart in the corner

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

626.687

Right. So I don't know if he like takes solace in that, but he should.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

661.341

there's a couple leanies of course a couple like like just neutrals and i think you have to have that energy in golf but there are a couple of like big personalities that are like okay these are the big swinging dicks yeah of course par par par yeah is that a person four par four yeah okay um no by the way totally right like par four par

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

68.811

Hey Turd, I'm doing good. Doing even better because Romeo is in studio with you and I get to feast my eyes on the Rudy.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

687.67

And I haven't even met everyone yet, but every episode I meet more people and it's good. And I've also like heard of a lot of these people like from the gram and stuff because a lot of them are obviously famous.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

698.456

Some people I've never heard of. So that just, you know, you should work a little harder.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

703.699

But it's definitely an interesting world. It's a whole new world. Like I've entered a new world.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

717.13

I just need to remember what I was thinking this week. I remember I said someone was my... Actually, I totally have it. I just need... I totally have it. Totally.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

725.541

Okay, cool. And that's it for the fried dairies. Yeah. You have any big plans this weekend? We're going to have some fun.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

736.354

Like a little shopping, a little going up and down the coast, a little Easter fun.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

743.76

Well, like we live like by the coast. So a little north, a little south, a little east.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

751.125

No, no, not east to west. We're not getting on Alligator Alley. Yes, it's Easter this weekend. A little brunch.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

767.079

Yeah, so, like, I wouldn't seek one out if there wasn't one, like, near me. But, like, we're going to brunch on Sunday, and they're going to have, like, eggs hunt and stuff. And so, of course, yeah, go run and find eggs. And it's just candy inside. Don't ask any questions.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

781.231

But, sure, grab the eggs. And, yeah, learn about a different culture. That's nice.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

794.387

Born on Christmas, I think. And today's Good Friday. Good Friday, millennials, to all who celebrate.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

802.45

No, I know for sure it's today. Don't even question it.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

809.853

I often forget the significance of Good Friday, but it's a very big day spiritually. So happy Good Friday to all who celebrate.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

840.452

christian you could do it because what are they going to tell you especially like if you're observed like observant what could they say so i guess i guess the issue was that no i think the issue was like no matter who does it it's like well you didn't rise bitch jesus did so like fuck off yeah but if it's a joke like i and i i think if it's in your own realm like you can make jokes but i can't say whether it's funny or not because like i'm not because i'm part of it

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

870.036

But I know that people will make it their caption. And I think it's fine.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

876.983

It's not for me to judge whether it's fine or not.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

888.717

What are your plans for the weekend? Sounded like you had big plans.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

893.141

It sounded like you had big plans. You were, like, revving up with the weather.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

896.484

And then you asked me, like, so I could kick it back to you.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

910.236

Okay. Anything for Easter? No.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

921.161

You're like Carol Wadswell in your summers.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

925.985

You only have like four quiet weekends left.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

936.314

Well, don't tell me where he's golfing, because then I know everyone will just show up.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

94.515

It comes with age. It comes with responsibility.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

940.896

Throngs of people will show up.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

943.758

But maybe he's golfing somewhere with a spa.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

972.772

Well, bring a friend and then have lunch. And then, you know.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

979.415

I just feel like because you're famous.

The Toast

The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

981.556

they i can get away with like being a schnurra for sure yeah people but i don't want to be like a it's a value add like oh he's bringing the famous girl right like this club would be lucky to have me yeah you're not like a drain on the resources well thank you for calling me famous that's always a great way to start the weekend i feel like it's sometimes you have to think of yourself that way you know it's not just like a regular sometimes well sometimes you're not like

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

105.545

Okay. In my defense, Minka Kelly is in Parenthood. And in my defense, have the two of them ever been seen in the same movie together? Same trailer, different park. Like, literally... They're the same person. They look alike. They have similar career trajectories. Of course, I... I correct, I stand corrected, but my heart was in the right place.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1053.872

Of course, the one and only social media competition we've ever run that's taking place on TikTok ends on the day that TikTok will be banned. So if we wanna sit down and watch all the TikToks on Sunday and make a decision, like we actually- We're gonna have to save and like screenshot the profiles of people.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1067.698

Like how are we gonna- I do think like the people who have really put their whole selves into this- Put it on both. And like our real contenders are on both, but just keep that in mind. That is so crazy. We've never done anything like this. And of course, we chose the day. You know what, we're gonna have to do Saturday night, like- Saturday Night School.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1105.339

Yeah, it's been really fun. And I'm mostly excited to have a theme song. Me too. Because some of the ones that I've listened to have given me chills, which is also like, if you don't give me chills, like whether it could have been the best song, but it didn't give me chills. So it's not going to win. And just to have that experience every day, I think will be really part of it.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1137.518

I think also that we'll pick our favorites, two or three, and then maybe we'll ask friends and family to vote. And that won't be the decision, but that might help us see what the people gravitate towards. It's a very intricate decision in voting.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1167.375

Oh no. It just means that we will see it for sure. Even though we will see all of them. It's good to know though. People like it. Like that's good too.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1175.171

that's true that is very true so there's a couple of buckets that go into the final vote which is like claudia and i are friends and family like social media reception it's just it's it's a very layered and complex equation um yeah resulting in the best result wouldn't you say i would hope that the equation would result in the best result but you know time will tell

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1198.857

Okay, and what do you think about this? If we're between two options, if we had like an intro song and an outro song. Like that's when the podcast gets like crazy, like.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1225.871

Of course, we could also do. So that's again.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1239.199

We're busy women. We are busy women. I'm such the Simon though, wouldn't you say?

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1265.672

Yeah, I don't even know how, how did those three become so iconic when I can't like even distinguish the personalities of Randy and Paula? I think Randy was just like more laid back in his critique. And I think Paula like had a lot of energy, like was definitely the one like the Katy Perry who was just like making best friends with everyone.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1283.327

Yes, and like was there to serve looks and like be glamorous Paula Abdul.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1339.676

Well, I guess we should get into the stories to bid you farewell to the week.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

135.825

Yeah, you are very passionate about it.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1394.565

And I do feel like after two long, hard, full weeks, like we need a day off as a society, not just us. Like it was a lot coming back into the year. And with like the TikTok ban, like we all need time to sort of like reset. Yes. And as you said, like Monday is just a big day for the world. Also like with the hostage deal, like it's just a big day. Yeah.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1420.736

I just wanted to say one thing, not to bring it up after you said hostage deal, so it sounds so vain, but a lot of- I was just, when we were adding to our list, our Monday list, I realized the first, if the deal goes as planned, the first hostages are set to be released on Monday.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1509.967

It's kind of like the vape. Like I loved it, but I hate it. I agree. I do think it's coming back though. So like this will be short lived. And on the plus side, like all the money that the brands were spending on you on TikTok, that like you would be missing that, like those brands will spend that money elsewhere, whether it's on Instagram, on the podcast. Although, can you explain something to me?

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1580.462

Like what's bad? So I think for a regular person who's not remarkable, it's like not a huge deal to have your data. But then there are people, like they get into your phone, they get into your wifi network. There are people whose parents work in government.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1595.668

It's ways to get, amongst other threats, but it's ways to get proprietary information that maybe just the 13 year old dancing in their room doesn't know, but like their dad has, or mom, has government secrets. Or mom.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

16.314

It's very exciting for a number of reasons. Second full week of the new year in the books. And I actually, I read a statistic that most new year's resolutions are broken on the second Friday of January. Like, I don't, you feel that way that like that resolution energy has just gone out the window. Like you've, made it till today.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

1633.209

Why would he? Why would we think it's coming back? I think because whatever makes it so nefarious, and there are a couple different things, I think those will get solved. Whether it's a sale, whether it's parameters in place.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

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I feel like maybe it doesn't. Maybe there's a workaround. Maybe there's a solve. I think the issues will get solved a bit. Not it's just gonna like, oh, we'll keep doing this because this has been a problem for a very long time.

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Well, and that's just like one case of how they could spy, but just like they had to spy. Like they like to see what America, then they have like full visibility. I get it. I get it.

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I know. They totally want in on our FaceTime.

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Yeah, I'd say these girls are really high threat, and we need to be listening to everything.

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Yeah, so maybe we'll give Severance a shot. Maybe. Show called Severance.

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You haven't been like annoying about it at all. No, I don't feel like I was right or anything. Cause it's not like this was a working theory that I had. Like I was reading the same stuff as you guys. I just like took it more seriously.

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And then there were also like, aside from like the spying, like it definitely, the mental health, I just realized like how much time I would be spending on my phone if I had TikTok. And not that I don't spend a lot of time on my phone, but it's not a number I want to add to. And I'm just really hopeful. Like I hope that people come to Reels cause then Reels will get even better.

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And the brand, more brands on Instagram, whenever they're like, do you have TikTok? I'm like, no, like, okay. Cha-ching down the toilet.

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I think it will be a net good thing. And all social media is like ripe with issues. But at least it feels like with most of the big platforms here, like they at least pretend to care.

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No, but if there was like an issue with Instagram and teens, like Mark Zuckerberg would at least pretend to do something about it and not like, certainly not try and make it worse and celebrate it. But he might put in something and there might be laws in place. Like I know there's laws in Florida about like teen, like you can't have social media before a certain age.

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So like, at least there are things you can do. And I just feel like TikTok has just gotten like so out of control, but that's also, you know.

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Yeah, but not that I'm so for monitoring or anything. That's why these issues are complicated. But I think the issue is that it is being monitored in a nefarious way. It's not just like they are tailoring the worst sorts of content to people and promoting that. As opposed to it actually just being like free speech, do whatever you want, and the cream will rise. It's not the cream that's rising.

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Yeah, and like, I feel so off-kilter. Let's do the first ad break after story number two today, since everything's been bumped up a little bit.

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Well, now it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you do need to know, if you are ready. I am, like, it just feels so weird to be ready. Our first story is a big story of the day and, you know, of the last few months.

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But a new update has emerged from Justin Baldoni's lawsuit because Justin Baldoni is claiming that Ryan Reynolds and Taylor Swift pressured him to accept Blake Lively's It Ends With Us rewrite in a new complaint.

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So Justin Baldoni has filed a $400 million lawsuit against Blake and her husband and their publicist on Thursday, January 16th, less than a month after Blake filed a complaint alleging sexual harassment and a retaliatory smear campaign. And so this is a 179-page complaint. There's a lot of discovery and things, and you can go read all of that.

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However, among the claims made in this complaint, he alleges that Taylor Swift and Ryan Reynolds pressured him into accepting one of Blake Lively's rewrites for the film. Christy Hall is credited as the screenwriter who adapted Colleen Hoover's blockbuster novel. So in the pre-production phase, Lively allegedly asked

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to take a pass on the film's rooftop scene, where her character Lily meets his character Ryle for the first time. Justin was, quote, reluctant to let her rewrite this key scene per the complaint, but agreed to take a look at what she put together.

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Justin claims her version was, quote, dramatically different from how it was originally written, and after his, quote, exceedingly mild resistance, Lively, quote, went silent for multiple days, and later said in an alleged text message that his reaction to her rewrite, quote, didn't feel great for me. or to Reynolds and what Baldoni characterizes as, quote, another mega celebrity friend.

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A text message included in the filing reveals that, quote, influential and wealthy celebrity friend is Taylor Swift. Justin claimed that he was, quote, summoned to an earlier meeting with Ryan at their New York City penthouse where the pop star, Taylor, arrived and began praising Lively's script. Baldoni understood the subtext. He needed to comply with Blake's direction for the script.

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Per the complaint, he felt he didn't need Ryan and her mega celebrity friend to pressure him. So he texted her that while her changes made the scene, quote, so much more fun and interesting, he would have felt that way without Ryan and Taylor, adding a playful emoji. Blake allegedly responded by comparing herself to the Game of Thrones character Khaleesi.

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And that Ryan and Taylor are her two dragons.

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Because it won't change how I feel about this situation, but you just get a glimpse into someone's personality and it's a little painful. She said, if you ever get around to watching Game of Thrones, you'll appreciate that I'm Khaleesi. And like her, I happen to have a few dragons. For better or worse, but usually for better. Because my dragons also protect those I fight for.

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So really, we all benefit from those gorgeous monsters. Stop!

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Most of them, I don't really go through the subscriptions and change them. What I have is what I have, but I feel you about Apple TV. They don't have enough content to justify paying a separate price when I already have. You're telling me my Apple TV doesn't come with Apple TV Plus? Yeah, that part's really disgusting. So crazy. So it's kind of, it's on principle that I would pay for it.

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So I think here, and it's getting confusing and I think that's the intended effect, but he is trying to also prove why he hired crisis PR because all of the things that happened that he's not disputing, there was beef and there were disagreements and creative disagreements and a million other things. And so he's showing why he went on the defensive, which then it looked like an offense.

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Right, but the crazy thing is, is to the public,

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Right, no, but now he's having to prove that there was an offensive that either hadn't launched yet or was in the midst of it before he came forward with his.

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Yeah. I don't think it's saying it's equal to being mean. I think. No, but he's trying to sway public opinion. Well, it's like, I was accused of sexual harassment, but these people were mean to me. Okay. No, but he's like saying Blake showed like what happened before the AstroTurfing campaign. And now he's showing what happened before that led to the thing that led to the thing.

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I never wanted to know this much about two people about one movie. Like, just stop making movies, everyone. If it's this hard to just agree on a rooftop scene, seriously, the book was written for you. Just write what's in the book. It's really not that hard. That's the other thing.

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Because that makes no sense. I bought your device when I could. I bought a Fire Stick or a Roku or a something. And you're going to make me pay to watch like one show that you have?

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Yeah. Also, I feel like we already forgot that her song was a part of the movie and that was like a really big, um, hype for the movie. So she's not uninvolved in the movie. I forgot about that. Yeah. So he probably had to like cozy up to Taylor. Cause she's doing this favor, giving the song and she's like a part of the excitement around the movie. And then also Justin like posted pictures.

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yesterday of him in the basement at the premiere with his family like let me tell you how I do not care that you were at the basement in the career like you in the what regardless of what happened like you and the lead actress don't get along you don't like each other she will walk the carpet and then you will walk the carpet and sure you can wait in the basement you can wait in your car I don't give a shit I don't feel sorry for you that at your big fancy movie premiere that you were in a basement that like looks totally fine and lovely I have such a like a hot take on the basements

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Yeah, this didn't do for me. Like, I don't feel sorry for you sitting in the basement of a movie theater with all this popcorn and all your friends and family.

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products like fire stick fire stick doesn't come with prime but if you ordered it on prime like you probably have prime you know the thing about prime though is we don't know what we're paying for like i have prime i i assume how much is it i signed up i get to watch prime tv molly may i know i have that i don't see a bill for i signed up for amazon prime when i was in high school

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Like, girl. It's literally not so upsetting. It's not upsetting at all. It ain't. Like, I'm sorry.

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Like enough has been done. So now also I feel bad for the courts and the jury that will have to sift through all this and relitigate all of this. What state? California.

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Yeah, so they'll duke it out and I guess we'll wait to see who the courts find. Yeah. Because, you know, this is just us and also everyone is selectively reading these documents. It's so true. Like, I want to see how Blake Lively sends a text and now I don't want to see.

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Agreed. Are you ready for our next story? I'm desperate to change the subject. I agree. Lady Gaga, Jelly Roll, and Stevie Nicks will be playing Fire Aid benefit concert for LA Wildfire Relief. So a big concert is coming together for LA Wildfire Relief, and the biggest names in music are coming together to raise funds for those affected by the devastating wildfires.

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Right now, the lineup includes Billie Eilish and Phineas, Earth, Wind & Fire, Gracie Abrams, Green... The name is a little, is a little tasteless.

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They should have changed their name. Yeah. Gracie Abrams, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Jelly Roll, Joni Mitchell, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Lil Baby, Pink, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rod Stewart, Sting, Stephen Stills, John Mayer, Stevie Nicks, and Tate McRae. For the first time ever, Dave Matthews Band and John Mayer will take the stage together for a special performance.

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That's so nice to see, like, all these people... Speaking of all the streamers we were talking about, this will be streamed live on all of the streamers. Oh, it will. They're coming together. Apple Music, Apple TV, Max, iHeartRadio, Paramount Plus, Netflix, Prime Video, Amazon Music, all of them.

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I don't think I ever signed up for Prime.

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It's so funny because I have different favorites than you from the album. Like Wrong Ones with Tim McGraw. Sing it for me. But them wrong ones keep looking at me. So good. Goes so hard. The Dolly Parton one I really like. Sweet. And then also on the album Post has a song just Posty himself. Yes.

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He, you know, put himself out there because I do feel like sometimes, you know, he hides behind these collabs a little bit. What don't belong to me? What don't belong to me? What don't belong to me? Love. Also, if you like that Jelly Roll song, there's one other Jelly Roll song in Jelly Roll catalog that I know we listen to it every time we're in your car.

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Well, just because I play my like songs and that was the first one when you were here. Yes, yes. You ain't nothing but a liar.

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Well, you're here. We're happy to have you. That's all that matters. Mm-hmm. And you're really not that late, like, considering. So true. I've been later, Downton Abbey. How late? Anyways, this concert-a-thon, like, sounds really nice and some great performers and really beautiful way to come together for the Communité. I think you mean the... Q-Unité. Q-ract.

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I agree. And also like when I, I'm a Prime member apparently. Does that cover my video, my Prime video? Actually, no.

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Thank you, Code T-U-R-T. Let's hear it for the losers. Our next story, apparently Bachelor star Matt James has blindsided and humiliated his ex-girlfriend Rachel Kirkenell with the breakup post. I have. So as we announced yesterday, Matt James posted the world's weirdest breakup announcement out of nowhere when the day before, 12 hours prior, they were posting together. Pizza in London.

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Pizza in London, which could have been Pizza in London last week, but still, you don't post something when you've broken up with someone.

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And also you don't post your breakup post less than 24 hours after you've broken up.

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It was a unique route, but typically like there's time in between when you actually break up.

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No, and I'm like on the board of the breakup timeline.

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You break up and then you hope that things are quiet and nobody realizes so that you could process a little bit. You wouldn't post new content with your ex because you guys are heartbroken and you're misleading people. And then you would post your breakup announcement, but there's too much crossover in the windows here. So it's hard to parse out what happened.

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However, team Kirkland, a couple of things are coming out.

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I feel like I used to say Kirkconnell, but then I remember like every time I would hear her last name pronounced, it was not how I pronounced it.

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I think that's how people say it. So I'm just trying something on. I like that she doesn't correct anyone. Yeah, I'm trying something on. Do your worst. I'm probably pronouncing it like the way I normally wouldn't and it's still wrong. Yeah, that's so us. Even when we try. So sources are saying that she was blindsided and humiliated by this breakup post.

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She thinks it's just as weird as everyone else does. She didn't know he was going to do that and definitely wouldn't have approved of it if she did. And that's like what her friends had leaked to The Sun. I don't know how much I believe that, but she also liked a comment. That's why The Sun came up with these fake sources.

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Right, because they were like, they could see Rachel's self because she liked a comment that basically said like,

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Stop making me make hard choices.

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Unique. I actually, that wasn't, I don't think she broke up with him. Oh, you think he broke up with her? I think he broke up with her and then also posted about it prematurely without telling her. So she's like heartbroken. and now everybody knows, kind of like Brianna Chicken Fry. There's a lot of Zach Ryan. Brianna Chicken Fry was blindsided by the announcement. Not necessarily the breakup.

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They were having issues for a while. They broke up a month before. Blindsided by the fact that she wouldn't even have a few days to just process it before everybody knew the news. So I can see being blindsided, maybe not by a breakup, like you're in the relationship, like you know what's happening, but by the fact that someone would put it out there long before they needed to.

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No one was like, hey, we haven't seen from Matt and Rachel in a while.

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Yeah, I also think sometimes relationships run their course and people can end things amicably and then also be broken up but still communicating about how they want to share it with the world. I think that's what happened with Paige and Craig. I think he knew she was going to do a podcast about it and share. And he knew that it would be however many days or weeks after they broke up.

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And that you get on the same page because like that is a thing that you have to factor into a public relationship. So when someone doesn't do that, even if you're not boyfriend and girlfriend anymore, like that was still your best friend at one point, treat them with a little respect.

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I think he unfollowed you a while ago and it's unrelated to this breakup.

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Clearly struggling. No, you only unfollow someone when they offend you. Yeah, when you really just like them. You don't casually unfollow someone. That's why even when I'm like, this person no longer serves me, I follow them like at a different time. And then we just grew in different directions. Like I have such a hard time unfollowing because it's such a fuck you. It is.

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And it's really unnecessary. And it's like, I don't fuck you. I don't fuck you.

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Oh, I love that. Yeah. We should be doing that. That's something that's like a lesson we should apply.

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No, and because TikTok shoves people down your throat who you like have said, I don't like this person, but they're like, no, they're bad for you, watch more. You have to go out of your way to block them. They're bad for you, watch more. That is the TikTok philosophy. That's what you have to block on TikTok. Like on Reels, they're like, oh, you didn't watch enough of that.

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Yeah, they're catering to your likes. Do you want to amend what you said about Matt James being hacked? Oh yeah, I was wrong. Oh, okay, cool. Oh, yeah. No longer feeling that way.

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Yeah. I also, for a few hours yesterday, thought that maybe it was a prank. Some people were like, maybe he lost fantasy football and, like, this was the dare that you have to, like, post this breakup announcement. And, like, that's why nobody was saying anything about it because, like, Rachel kind of has to just, like, let him – do it for 24 hours or something.

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But now I no longer think that because she's liking these comments.

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No, it was an enigma wrapped in a riddle and prayer.

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Oh, our next story, a little Hollywood news story. Cameron Diaz has a new movie coming out.

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It was getting too long till we last brought her up.

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That's a, there's really good apps for that. Yes, actually one of them is a sponsor today. Oh my goodness.

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I don't know how I view it. It's hard to say. If I say it, then it becomes this thing. I reserve the right to say no to doing a movie ever again. And I reserve the right to say yes, if I decide to. I'm not defining anything. I'm just open to whatever makes sense for me and my family at any given moment.

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Yeah, well, I think it's that Netflix money. But also she said about Jamie Foxx, I thought that if I was ever going to come back and do a movie, the only person I'd come back and do it with would be this guy. Seriously, I had other opportunities along the way. And I was always saying, no, I'm not doing it. I've told you. Well, what? Jamie asked Jamie. Oh, I can do a movie with Jamie.

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And also her last movie that she did was Annie with Jamie Foxx. No, Annie was after the other woman.

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It's so fucking good. Like that is how you take a classic tale and modernize it. It's true. People really slept on it because they're like, oh my gosh, what are they doing with Annie? Another Annie. But you had to, and also not just another Annie. You had to be there. Not just another Annie, but a modern Annie, because typically like we're telling the story of Orphan Annie, Great Depression, FDR.

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But this was no, like Mr. Stacks, not Mr. Warbucks. She's in a helicopter. Annie's in a helicopter, not a horse and carriage. That's so true. They did something with it. Like Miss Hannigan, like she's an influencer.

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So it was really, really good considering.

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Because I told you that it's good. Like you can believe that it is. Agreed.

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And Sia did the music. Right. So there's original new songs. That are amazing. That slay. Yeah. And they don't get their shine. She did like a take on you're never fully dressed without a smile. Like pussy pop and anthem.

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It's so organic. And now I need to go get it.

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Well, I'm going to go to her Rolodex. The thing about Cameron Diaz is it's not every single movie. It was like a perfect script. Like the other woman, she makes it, she brings to the movie. It's true. Like, I don't even know if I would have loved bad teacher as much with a different bad teacher. Right, right, right.

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But like what happens in Vegas could have just been like another obnoxious, stupid movie. So true. But she makes it special. So I actually think this movie would be like a cute action movie because she is enjoyable to watch and just has effervescence and verve up on the screen. The movie is what Cameron makes it. It's really, really true.

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There's no real flops because she doesn't flop.

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Excuse me. Oh, I'm sorry. She made a bad movie once. What? Sex tape with Jason Segel. Okay.

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The movie was bad and they're two of my favorite actors. And they were in Bad Teacher together and why didn't they make it a sequel to Bad Teacher where they grow up and then they have a sex tape leak into the cloud. They made a bad movie.

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That's really beautiful. I have to go listen, but I also just saw a headline. Cameron Diaz finally comes out of retirement 10 years after sex tape center packing. Oh, okay. I wonder if, if that's what it was.

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No, Claudia, it's really, really bad.

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That's true. Okay. Well, anyway, she's back for now. Might come back again. Might not. TBD. Cameron does what Cameron wants. I love that. And on a quiet night, I might watch this movie. That sounds like a light fare I would like. On a desperate night for sure. You know what? I'm just going to add that to the content list because otherwise I will completely forget about it.

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It was the fourth. Wow, we're moving slow today. We are. Our fifth story, like, should be a quickie, though, because... Brody Jenner says that he got a sincere apology from Caitlyn over feeling abandoned during Kardashian's fame.

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Yeah, there's just a lot. She's lived a lot of lives. Yeah. And so not every single chapter was probably her proudest. But Brody is actually on the show Special Forces World's Toughest Test. Love that. And on Wednesday's episode, he revealed that he received a real sincere apology from his parent just recently. He said, it was the first time in my life that I've ever gotten an apology.

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You know, I'm sorry for not being there. He told viewers that Caitlyn expressed remorse honestly, and that meant a lot to him. He went on to explain why he felt abandoned by Caitlin, whom he referred to with he him pronouns as Caitlin has publicly given her blessing for her kids to do so in the past. Wow. Yeah. Cause I think also Caitlin's very lax. Yeah.

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Caitlin is very lax when they talk about the past. I think sometimes they'll even, you know, refer, refer to as the old name, which I'm not going to do because I, one time we, one time we said it a page six article that had,

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Not even that, Claudia. The story was that Elliot Page had transitioned to Elliot Page. So if I never said the person's previous name, you would have no idea who I'm talking about.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4230.384

We read the page six headline. It was page six. Oh yeah, of course. Like it was their headline. But if we say we never even said who became Elliot Page, like you would say, who is Elliot Page?

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4245.308

Yes. So Brody said, quote, I'd randomly see him, him at the time, you know, here and there. But my mom, Linda would tell me that I would write on cards. Why doesn't my dad call me on my birthday? He said, I had an incredible mother. Caitlyn wasn't around that much. They split. And then he met a woman, Kris Jenner. She had kids as well.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4262.699

the woman that he met, they had kids together, referencing Kendall and Kylie. And Brody recalled Caitlyn going through her own struggles transitioning, which was documented on Keeping Up at the time. He said it was all that was put on TV and there were these moments that we would have that was all filmed and it felt very invasive and not very genuine.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4316.502

Yeah. No, now it's just a fact of life. Yeah. But it is so crazy. Like I liked that.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4356.392

Also Brody is a parent now. I don't know if you follow along with him, but he has a daughter and he's doing special forces. That's nice. That is nice. I'm happy for the family.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4390.663

Yes. So I'll go first. My queenie of the week goes to Spencer and Heidi Pratt. My queenie was Spencer specifically. Well, Heidi, for hitting number one on the Billboard dance charts, the two of them, like they continue to like emerge every few years and people are reminded of like how just funny and great in there. And that's because they really have it.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4408.792

I remember when Spencer came on our show when we were the breath and I seriously had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at everything he was saying. Like my, I never laughed that hard anytime ever. And, um, they're always like working hard and the cream rises.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4423.4

And I just feel like every few years, everyone has this renaissance with them and we shouldn't forget how like funny and fantastic they are.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4458.045

Right. And like the, a lot of the issues was that Heidi was choosing Spencer, like over her friends and stuff, but it's like that she, they're still married. Like they're that in love. They're each other's person. So the proof is in the pudding before that, when Spencer, it's like Snapchat got really popular. Like he goes through these, like these waves of like people remembering.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4474.016

And so they're obviously going through a very hard time right now, but they are just like, so entertaining. and in love, and I'm just happy for the success that they're having amidst tragedy.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4524.84

Your Queenie. Cause remember I'm starting to write all of them. Let the record books reflect. Let the record reflect. Put it in the toast museum.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4571.848

Reminds me of threads. And also what was that other one? Lemon.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4613.53

Yeah, even threads that got millions of users in one day, the biggest app growth of all time in 24 hours, zero zilch.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4635.687

My weenie is Matt James for the announcement, the confusion, not consulting with his woman. And now actually makes you appreciate those joint statements that are like, we have decided to go our separate ways because that just shows like respect for your partner. And this shows like going rogue and disrespect. So that's my weenie.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4657.354

Two fabulous creators. He's obviously like not interested in queenie like content and just weenie like content.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4665.034

I wonder if she still follows him.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4687.667

Yeah, she's not prepared. So just take it easy, Rach. Enjoy the long weekend. Yeah.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

4711.909

Love ya. Bye. Let's go for the heart, Claude. Moving over a little.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

58.362

To be honest, I'm very much participate in resolution culture. And I was feeling like the lag this week. And I was feeling really unmotivated. And if I hadn't read that statistic, I could see myself like giving up. Cause now it's the weekend.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

584.065

That was so organic. And I will be using rocket money. And also just to say, I have an announcement, which is that I alluded to yesterday, redheads drama. The book that I chose is inaccessible, unavailable. We don't like that not working. So I've chosen a new book and I just want to announce it here. I'm going to post a little podcast clip to the redheads.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

605.852

I'll announce it on Instagram, but I just want to get it out there. We, we will be reading the wedding people by Alison. Oh my God. I've been hearing all about that book. It's on my list. We're reading it for the Redheads.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

621.581

So I've seen it a couple different places. I was really leaning on AI to help me pick a book because I was like giving them like what we like. And this was one of the choices I almost picked, but it felt really trendy, kind of like a rom-com. I'm like, I'm not in that mood. They gave me this thriller that I wound up picking that's only available in the UK.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

638.794

So if Molly Mae wants to join the Redheads, like she could have. So then I went back to the drawing board and this book kept coming up and it was a read with Jenna pick and she always picks really good books. A lot of our picks have- converged in the past and I'm always really happy with those books. So I think it's a safe choice.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

654.123

And at this point, I want something that's massively available that people could get on Kindle at their library.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

675.083

The thing is we go through, I go through waves of that feeling where it's like, let's read the book that everyone's talking about. But then it sometimes doesn't live up to the hype. We don't have like the best conversations. A lot of people have already read it and discussed it. And it's like, we're just circling the drain.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

690.354

So then we're like, let's read a book that everybody's reading for the first time. But I also don't want to pick something from 10 years ago because maybe people did read it 10 years ago and then they don't want to listen to the episode now. You know, it's really a dance. And then the craziest part is that we haven't read the book. So we don't know if it is a good book.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

706.064

If I was doing recommendations about books I already read, easy as pie.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

714.125

It was inevitable that something like this would happen. We will be reading The Wedding People, and I'm very excited.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

74.102

Right. It's the weekend. So I'm not like up on my goals on the weekend. I could see myself like giving up by Monday. But now that I read the statistic, I do not want to be just a statistic. So I'm going to carry on. I have my water jug. We are drinking less and less before the show every day, which is good because I can't keep running to pee. So I just have to up my water intake in the afternoon.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

769.799

I think she would be fantastic. I wonder if she wants that job. Cause it does mean you kind of have to hang up some of your other hats. And she's someone who always has like multiple projects cause she is a multifaceted entertainer. So just to be sat there five days a week, very routine. I don't know if it's your dream job.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

846.218

Do you think he would give a right answer?

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

872.44

Like acting proper, propriety. Okay, if long-suffering propriety is what they want from me, say the next step.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

885.356

Well, before you gave the definition of propriety, I was going off of like suffering. And it's like, they want me to suffer for a long time. And they don't know. Like saying like. Well, yeah. Okay. They've wanted me to suffer propriety for a long time. And they don't know that you've haunted me so stunningly. Haunting is a negative thing. Like they don't know that I've been suffering propriety.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

911.716

I mean, that's a classic question. Like literally ask any girl in a relationship or that's pining after a person that doesn't want her. And yeah, the choosing you and me religiously is what's making her suffer because it's long suffering propriety and he's haunting her because he don't want her. Who's it about? Meta Healy.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

950.042

Yeah. And he was like, no. And then we just started fighting. Well, you shouldn't have even asked him, not because like he couldn't be helpful in something, but like with Taylor, you kind of have to know the lure a little bit. and the lore of the lyric.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

977.915

Yeah, I also would need like the context clues of the rest of the song. But it does sound like people want her to suffer and little do you know, I've been suffering by pining over this person who has haunted me, who I would choose every day religiously, who wouldn't choose me. And that is suffering. I'm so glad I asked you. Like, I feel like I kind of get it.

The Toast

Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025

998.646

But I also might really be analyzing them too much on the surface. I have a tendency to do that. Of course. I'm not very deep. What's the word? No, no, I am deep, but I just, sometimes I just, I'm too on the surface in my analyzation. I don't know how else to describe it. So maybe there's something. So maybe there's more that I'm missing.

The Toast

Maturdity & BSC: Friday, May 16th, 2025

5.968

girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

100.611

Okay, mission accomplished. It was so cool. Nothing worse than doing all this work, packing up the snacks, packing up the car, getting all the kids, and it's not even good. And that happens. And that's just like part of life.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1003.686

Is it a sponsor for this next sponsor you're wearing the glasses? No, this is like an inside joke. Our first sponsor isn't Warby Parker?

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1010.73

This is an inside joke between me and my TikTok followers. So basically, this pair of glasses materialized inside my home. I have no idea where they came from. They look like something your husband wears. Jackie. First of all, they're not real glasses. Like, they don't have a prescription. They are absolutely fugly.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1028.998

They look like something like someone who's like an elf but also a librarian wears. That's a fun job. They literally turned up in my house. I don't even know where. Me and Ben just – I assumed they were Ben's and Ben assumed they were mine. And the other day I was like, where the fuck do these glasses come from? Jackie, you have to see them in person. They're so weird looking like –

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1048.983

And I was making TikTok about them and people were like, you should put them on during the ads and see what Jackie says. So that's what I did. Who makes them? Why are you acting like it's a designer? They're probably, they're like from Amazon. And to be honest, they showed up in my house around the same time that I started receiving a lot of packages from Amazon with our Halloween costume.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1067.755

So I think for a second, I thought Ben was using this for a Halloween costume.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1071.657

uh-huh i have no idea where they came from now a couple of people were saying claudia if somebody wrote into your toaster saying they found this pair of glasses you would assume that their husband so yes my husband might be having an affair with an elf part-time elf librarian i'm not too worried just given the style i'm not too worried given the style let's say ben is having an affair with the owner of these glasses like she's obviously got nothing on me i'm not even concerned

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1094.577

and they don't even have a prescription. Because if they did, then she's walking around and she can't see, so she can't find your husband. And because they don't have a prescription, that means she's like seriously phony below me.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

11.963

Congrats, grads. We are graduates of this week, which I think is probably like the 48th, 44th week of the year.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

110.895

I thought this festival you were going to, like while I was excited for you, I was worrisome that it was going to be like a sort of Wonka festival type of like fake, like folding tables put together in the middle of Miami. So I was worried. So happy.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1104.305

Now the only other real concerning thing is that I don't think they're a part of the costume, because they're kind of beat up. Like these are not new glasses.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1113.584

Maybe you had a house guest who left them and they're watching the show, watching us make fun of their glasses. Like maybe it's your friend Abe. He hasn't been to my apartment in a really long time.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1120.788

The last person that was there was actually, the Taylors were there and Shannon.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1127.551

I could see Taylor Strecker. You know, she is 40, so.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1131.854

No, but they're fake glasses. I could see her like committing to a look.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1134.855

Oh, sorry. These were in my apartment long before the Taylors arrived. Like way before. Shannon? Shannon? Also, they were here before Shannon. And I don't have a lot of house guests. So the mystery remains. If these glasses look familiar to you or someone you know, please come collect them. I don't know what to do with them. That is really funny. Well, anyways, they have been helping me read.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1157.318

So today's episode is brought to you by State Farm. When you get a new car or a new home, the first thing you might find yourself saying is, literally what? Or, okay, how is this real? But really the words you want to be thinking or singing are...

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1173.201

State Farm is there with the coverage that you need for your car, your home, even boats, motorcycles, and RVs, and other things that matter to you. With a State Farm agent, you know someone is there to help you choose the coverage you need.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1182.108

With so many coverage options, it feels good knowing that you can find what fits for you, and when you need ways to get help, State Farm gives you options there too. So maybe you're like me, a technology swirly who loves to do everything on their phone. With State Farm, you can get help on statefarm.com or on their award-winning app. Perhaps you're like Jax.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1196.74

You like to handle things in person or talk on the phone with a local agent. Well, that's what we love about State Farm. No matter what kind of toaster you are, State Farm lets you do things your way. So when you need help protecting the things that matter most, remember to sing it like Jax and Claude do. Jax, would you like to just give us a little taste of something? Double the song?

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1213.113

Well, I mean, we still have some time left, so I'll probably wrap it up vocally, but... Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. I'm actually really glad to be working with State Farm again because I feel like there are always rumors about whether or not State Farm is there. Yeah.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1226.461

And we are putting those rumors to rest.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1227.682

It's on us to sort of clear that up. Like 100%, like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. So don't get it twisted. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Oh, wow. Okay. I let you have your moment and you couldn't do the same because you're threatened by my talent. Yeah. Today's episode is also brought to you by Chewy. The most wonderful time of the year is just about to be here.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

123.531

that it was not Wonka. It was extremely premium. If you're considering going to Luminosa in Miami, you should do it and definitely bring your kids. This is not the balloon museum, because I'll tell you when not to go.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1250.015

But, you know, for some of us it's kind of stressful. Your to-do list is a million miles long and somehow what your pet needs always seems to be a do it tomorrow kind of thing. Because there are only so many hours in the day. But that's why we do all of our shopping for the fur angels in our lives on Chewy. Chewy is everything we need to keep our pet healthy and happy.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1266.321

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The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1280.866

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The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1294.912

You know, every time it's a holiday, like Hanukkah or something, my mother-in-law gives me and Ben like really sweet gifts and she always wraps something up for... Previously Theo, but now Romeo. And it's so thoughtful. Like, don't forget about it. Throw something under the tree for your pet, whether it's a chew toy, new treats, a bone. They deserve it too. Shop at Chewy.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1311.503

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The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1332.715

Plus, if your pet doesn't love something, they have 100% satisfaction guarantee that lets you return it within a year, no questions asked. It's pretty major. Today's episode is also brought to you by Saks.com. Like we were saying, a go-to destination for holiday shopping. They are... the premier digital platform for luxury fashion at sex.com.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

134.821

You know where I thought you were going? Because it reminded me, when we were kids growing up, Something we used to do was there are these neighborhoods in southern Florida that are known for their Christmas lights and they put up like these really extravagant displays and people just come and drive through these neighborhoods like and I thought that's what you were doing. And I was so jealous.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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With the holidays right around the corner, they are making it easy to find the perfect gifts for even the pickiest on our lists, including yourself.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1369.444

Like, that's just seriously not for the faint of heart. Doing it at sex.com is so civilized. First of all, it's such a premium shopping experience. They have fabulous items. But the website is just very easy to use, user-friendly. And so it really takes a lot of the stress out of holiday shopping.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1382.769

And I think a lot of the times, you know, we set out shopping for the ones in our lives whom we love and we forget about ourselves. So sex.com is the perfect place to buy yourself something sweet. Also... It doesn't even necessarily have to be a gift, but like with all the different holiday parties this season, like you're going to need a couple of outfits.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1397.715

So you might as well get something fabulous. They carry the best brands at Saks.com. Alice and Olivia, Frame, Prada, Gucci, and more. So if you're looking for gifts that will help you win the holidays, then head to Saks.com now for a seamless shopping experience.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Whether you're shopping for loved ones or treating yourself to something special, Saks.com will give you endless inspiration that will enhance your holiday season. Get ready to be the best gift giver ever and find gifts guaranteed to bring joy for every heart to shop for person this holiday season at Saks.com. Let's make this holiday season memorable for you and your loved ones.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1423.82

Head over to Saks.com. That's S-A-K-S.com.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1429.612

What can I say except you're welcome.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1438.781

And that's just another great reminder that Moana 2 is coming out next week.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1441.723

It's also another great reminder that I actually am an artist. You can stream my music on Spotify, wherever you get your music. So true. I have a couple of songs. And by a couple, I mean, how many do I have, two? Yeah, the first, which kind of took the music industry by storm, definitely wasn't appreciated in its own time, Toast by Claudia Asher, like a real summer pop anthem.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1460.055

And the second, the follow-up lead single, was 100%. That was definitely slept on. The sophomore song. My sophomore album. It was definitely slept on by the community, and I think I really need to shout out, seriously, the queer community, they're the only people who stream my music, because they understand. I'm kind of the Carly Rae Jepsen of the podcasting world. So, yeah, just a reminder.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1479.0

stream toast stream toast it's so good i heard it actually this morning because i was watching the spritz society instagram stories and somebody used it and i mean what would we what would the spritz society instagram stories in reels do with if you didn't have original and let me tell you something actually um if you're an aspiring podcaster influencer creator i don't know what the hell we are these days but like if you're aspiring to do something creators something of that nature

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1504.426

Having your own music that you own is such a smart business decision. Like I was able to use all my original music in my specials. Like you don't have to pay licensing fees when it's your. So I just want to say like from a business POV, like write your own music. Actually, I didn't write it. Totally. Produce your own music. I didn't produce it either. Come out with your own music.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1526.281

Our first story, something that was alluded to earlier that's gotten bumped to number one spot is Kim Kardashian tapping Kourtney for a joint Skims X Dolce & Gabbana campaign after their wedding feud. So a couple pieces of news here. One, Skims is doing a collab with Dolce & Gabbana a la Fendi X Skims.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1543.903

Fendi X Skims and it's in the Dolce & Gabbana vein very Skims vein very cute and then the campaign she taps Kourtney for the photos which is harking back to their feud about the wedding the campaign says the duo while a Dolce Vita like lol it's come full circle it says starring Kourtney Kardashian and like all the pictures are just of Kim but whatever um

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1565.377

I absolutely loved this. I actually think one of the last really interesting storylines from the Kardashians show on Hulu was that Skims Dolce & Gabbana, no, I'm sorry, just that Dolce & Gabbana thing because it was so real. We all saw it happening in real time and we're like curious about it and they really didn't hold back.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

157.014

Well, we can do that all season and also something that we used to do as kids. Is that like butterfly world or the trade winds? There are these like other light installations. These ones you drive through. It's just like drive through lighting experience. And that's really fun. We did that last year. We'll do it again. We don't have to get out of the car.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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I feel like that was the last time they really unleashed with us and then they all just sort of like went their separate ways and I feel like we actually got no What's the word I'm looking for? Resolution on that. I do wish there was like a bit of a shorter turnaround time on this because it has been a while since that whole scandal happened.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1600.625

Nevertheless, I think this is a great way to A, like make up with your sister. B, like alert to the public that we have resolved this in a funny way. Rising tides rise all shides. Like Kourtney gets to be in a Dolce spread. And I actually really liked this.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1616.495

Yeah, I love the collab idea. Some of the pieces look great. And I think that this is a total no brainer. I think they actually, this is what they should have done when Kim started working with Dolce. Cause when she did her like curated looks that just like didn't, I don't think it. She was like a creative director. I don't even know.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

1631.656

she did a fashion show and then they like re-released old pieces. I just don't think it had the impact that they thought it would. This should have been that. Well, by the way, it was supposed to be.

The Toast

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Because if you remember in the Kardashians, they talked about how they started working together and it was supposed to be at first Skims x Dolce, which is why Kim felt totally fine about not even telling Kourtney. Because it was just going to be like something for Skims. But I guess that didn't work out. Like they didn't have like the lead time or whatever.

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So he ended up doing this like half-baked whatever it was.

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And I think that like kind of takes away from this and all that like momentum that Kim had with Dolce, but I love the collab idea and I love that she tapped Kourtney. I don't love the photos.

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Oh yeah, no, the creative direction is like not what I would do.

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It's also like- Like it's so close to like, I understand the vision, but I just feel like it didn't like come out great.

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And do you feel that like that aesthetic, La Dolce Vita, like, you know, leopardy type of Italian big hair, it's like a little done for Kim. Like she had like a years long where that was like her whole shtick and she doesn't dress like that anymore. So it actually doesn't even feel authentic.

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That's why this feels late. Yeah. Whereas if it happened a year ago or two years ago, it would have been just like so timely and so perfect. However, luckily for Kim, like that style is timeless. It's just like a feminine glamorous look. It's not like she's doing her like spaceship look that is very, very trendy. So everyone will always want to dress like this.

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It's just a feminine, beautiful way to look and it's accentuates your curves and it's great. But yes, it's not congruous with the way that Kim's dressing right now. And it does feel a little played out because she spent so much time and energy on that years ago.

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Yeah, yeah. And also, I feel like it's just really interesting as, like, a consumer, my reaction to this, because I remember when Skims X Fendi was announced, like, I was first in line. Not only did I buy stuff that morning on the website, you and I went to the store and wanted to see if they had extras. Like, I was so obsessed. And... I didn't really move when this was announced.

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This one, like I should have worn workout clothes.

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Like I liked that Kourtney was in it. I think that was kind of the most interesting part. Ironically. I mean, and the pieces are not anything I would ever wear. It's like underwear, boy shorts with like little titty bitty. Like, sorry, I have huge jugs. I can't.

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I was working hard. I had like a total opposite type of evening. I started a book. I made myself mac and cheese. Yeah. I was eating like processed foods because Ben was gone and I had nobody to make me dinner. So it was fine. I survived. I had noodles. They say they have protein. Don't tell RFK. They say they have protein and fiber in it. So like I'm good.

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The pictures also make it hard to see what they're selling exactly. Like, is it just brazen underwear? I tapped over to the skim site.

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You can see Morgan Stewart posted on her Instagram that she like got it. So that's where I saw most of the stuff.

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Oh, sweet, I gotta go look. They're selling bras, panties, tops, and dresses. I click to see dresses, but it doesn't click through. And then the whole collection comes out on November 19th. I'm definitely curious, but what was so great about Fendi was that it was outerwear. If this is all bras and undies, I don't need Dolce & Gabbana underwear.

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No, I don't, especially because I wear Skims bras and underwear, and I think they're amazing, and they're way cheaper. Yeah.

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But if these are like corsets that I can wear out, you know, with a blazer, I love that. I want to see like what's actually for sale. Also, a lot of the images are like black and white. Like, I want to see the product.

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The creative that she had posted on Instagram, like really did not highlight from, I'm no merchandiser, but I said, what are we selling here? The chair?

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Yeah, and I feel like sometimes people go to extreme lengths to take photos on set, like on a beach, a crazy circus.

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They freeze themselves just for the shot.

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It's like, why? Just go to the beach in Miami, whatever.

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No, but I feel like this is AI, and you can feel it. Here's what I'll say. It wasn't for me. I would like, this would have benefited from like, I don't even know if they went there. It just doesn't feel like they did. But it did get me thinking about Courtney. I think it's a, it's a studio in Calabasas.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It did get me thinking about Courtney because then I like went on a Courtney stockage yesterday and then I saw she posted this in feed carousel. It was like either their anniversary or Travis's birthday. And so she just posted a bunch of like never before seen photos and videos of their life. And it was nothing crazy. It was just like all really cute. Them playing.

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What's that song? Heart and song. Heart and soul. Really cutesy. It's just actually really crazy how unbothered and happy she is. And when we zoom out, it's just, at least for me and my journey with the Kardashians, Kourtney was never my number one, really. She just totally came out on top. Unbothered, happy queen. You could feel it in that carousel, pure joy.

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And yeah, they're weird with the tongues or whatever, but they are so in love. She has such an amazing marriage.

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after being in such a volatile like fucked up relationship for so many years yeah so I think it's all great I'm excited to see the pieces I gotta go look at Morgan's story then whoever's idea it was to put Courtney at the center of this like that's the most brilliant part of this collab in my opinion yeah it feels very full circle it does are you ready for our next story yeah

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And doesn't it feel like just yesterday that I sat on this show and was like, ah, it was just Friday and now it's Monday. Like that day will be here before we know it. So make sure to just take a moment, acknowledge the space that you're in. It's Friday morning slash afternoon. We have so much goodness ahead of us. It will be gone before you know it.

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oscar's 2025 host has been tapped i haven't heard let me get my true genuine reaction let me think let me think let me think let me guess first is it like classic jimmy no this person's taking over for jimmy okay give me a clue but it's not dissimilar it's in the jimmy vein but his name doesn't start with seth meyers no same thing though stephen colbert no but same thing um conan

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Oh, okay, by the way, that's not in the same vein, actually. I know he's technically had a late night show and whatever, but Conan is different. If you know late night drama, he is, first of all, I think a lot of people would say he's much funnier and more talented than the OGs, like the Jimmys who just sit in a chair and ask questions and make TikToks these days.

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Do you see those memes like me going for a late night snack?

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Conan has like a cult, cult following. People are obsessed with Conan. I've actually really like don't interact much with Conan. I know his podcast is immensely popular. He did take over for who? Jay Leno and then like got fired immediately. He had like some drama.

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So I don't consider, and then he did have that TBS late night show, but I don't consider that like in competition with the basic cable networks, right?

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To me, he is of the exact same elk as those guys. I'm glad, I'm glad to hear you don't think so.

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Like and then I think about RFK looking at me.

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No, no, he's really not. I think like he would be insulted at that too. Really? Yeah, because that I think is why he didn't really work in that traditional late night model when he took over whatever spot it was. He got a big spot. It's kind of like a Joan Rivers story where you get this big spot and it doesn't work out and you think your whole career is ending.

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Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Friday. Just pat yourselves on the back. Congratulations. Congratulations, class of 2004. We did it!

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That's funny. And I put it down. I can't relate to that. Like I also like I feel about like processed foods and like the big food. industrial complex. Some days I'm such a believer and I'm like, I have to eat from the ground. And other days I'm like, what, I'm supposed to upend my whole life? I have to eat! It just depends on the day how truly lazy I'm feeling.

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But maybe much like Joan, like you can't put them in a box. Like really, like true, wild, outrageous, smart comedians like aren't meant for that sort of like kind of bland job. And so, well, and we always are clowning on like late night. I happen to really like Jimmy Fallon.

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I think he's like very funny and I like his shtick, but I wouldn't say he's like the most innovative comedian thought leader of our time, right? Yeah.

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Is this an episode of Body Snatchers? Wait, what is so crazy that I said? I happen to like Jimmy Fallon. I think he's really funny.

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I do. By the way, I feel like I've said that before. I hate Jimmy Kimmel. I think Stephen Colbert is literally the least funny person on the planet. Seth Meyers, like seriously, I don't even know enough about you to comment.

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How do you even tell them all apart? Like to me, they're just one lump. of unfunniness. Like I don't have different, except for James Corden. James Corden, I can differentiate. The rest of them are all lumped together. I don't know.

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I think Jimmy Fallon is really, um, he's kind of like an America's sweetheart type of vibe. Like everybody, I would say he's the most successful one for sure. I would say that all the celebrities seem to really like him. So like he gets the best guests.

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No, no. That is what you sound like. I just feel like it was important for me whenever we clowned on late night. I'm really not talking about Jimmy Fallon. Or Conan? Yeah, but I don't think Conan is in this group of people. He's not. So who would you say is similar to Conan that's alive? Oh, that's a really good question. Like, nobody. And that's why he's so different.

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And I feel like I don't even get or know the full Conan lore, but I know that there is lore there.

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Well, you know what? I'll probably turn on the beginning of the Oscars. I think you'll like him. I think he doesn't give a fuck.

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Well, I do like that. Very Ricky Gervais-ish. I do like that. Nobody is as brave as Ricky Gervais. But I think Conan, at one point in his career, maybe cared about playing the game. But I don't think he cares anymore. His podcast is immensely popular. That's the power of podcasting. It's true. You don't have to act out. You can act out. Joan would have loved podcasting. Oh, my God.

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Joan would have had the most successful podcast. And she was actually really ahead of her time. She had a web show, like, long before that was even a thing, In Bed With Joan. And if you actually go back, she had amazing guests. Like, RuPaul was on. She actually had Theo Vaughn on before he was, like, major. Sarah Silverman.

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But if what happened to Joan happened in modern times where she was, like, blackballed from the industry, she would have taken to podcasting. Yep. And she would have been the world's greatest podcaster.

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Oh, you mean like if she had podcasting after, like in the 60s? Yes. Yes, and she would have still done it up until this day. Yes. And it's disgraceful that we never got a Joan Rivers podcast because talk about like she's unfiltered and she was saying some wild shit on E like and she was getting away with it. I can only imagine if it's truly like you can't hold her back what she's saying. Right.

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Right. Weekly. We missed out. We missed out. It's for the best. Like this culture wouldn't even appreciate it. They would try to cancel her. They don't deserve it. They would try to cancel her because they don't understand her. Right. Sometimes I see, like, a snot-nosed kid on TikTok, like, crying about something, and I'm like, you need a slap from Joan Rivers.

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Like, you need to be sat down and spoken to by Joan Rivers. Yeah. But they don't deserve it. They don't deserve that kind of enlightenment.

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No, they wouldn't even be enlightened. They wouldn't know what to do with it. Anyways, you just made me excited for the Oscars, Turdy.

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Like just for the potential, the pretentious. I think it's a good choice. And also when we think about the people who are always tapped, Trevor Noah, like unfunny, it's like an uninspiring. I feel like Conan has never done this before. So it's like fresh blood. And I also think it's always interesting when people are really well-liked by all the comedians. I was just watching Nikki Glaser.

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She was talking about how she does everything she can to avoid comments about herself. She's like, I cannot handle it. I refuse. But she's a huge Conan fan, so she goes on Reddit Conan to talk with that fellow fans. And she ended up on a thread about herself because she was on Conan. It was the worst thing that ever happened to her. It was unavoidable.

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Yes, I understand that. Also, if you're an ingredient household, I'm sure you've seen the memes like going for a late night snack, but realizing like we're just an ingredient household. So it's like all the things to make a late night snack.

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But then I was like, wow, there's even a Conan Reddit. There is an obsession with Conan.

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okay well by the way he did host the emmys in 2002 and 2006 and the white house correspondence dinner in 1995 and 2013 yeah he's been around for a long time yeah so he has like that sort of traditional hosting i feel like those were the years where he was like playing the game trying to get a late night show like being like everybody else yeah yeah and that's just my thoughts i actually don't know that's true

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Yeah, no, I like, even if you're wrong, like even if everything you just said about Conan is wrong. You like the story I'm telling. I like the story you're telling because it leaves room for hope and optimism.

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Yeah, even though that thing you said the other day about what Matt Damon said about movies has really stuck with me. Because now, like I said, I'm watching so much cable. And I'm seeing commercials for all the new movies that are coming out. Oh, and on Jeopardy last night, there was a... category about 2024 rave reviews.

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And it was all about, you had to guess what movie they were talking about based on the rave review that was written about it. My ass hadn't heard of one of these fucking movies. Jurassic Park, Big Godzilla 1. I hadn't heard of any of these movies. And Double Junk. Literally, boom. I'm such a media literate person. I go to the movies. I know what goes on in culture.

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And I'm like, damn, that's really what Jackie said. All these big, stupid movies. I was being stupid. Double chocolate coffee.

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All these like huge action movies, franchises, things that have done well in the past. And so there's no room for just like a little starter movie to find its way in the theaters.

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I am definitely an ingredient household. And it's not even because I think a lot of people end up ingredient households because like they don't consistently grocery shop. They eat out a lot. For me, it's like if any food comes into my house, it gets eaten except for like the bottles of ketchup. So like anything you could possibly eat has already been eaten by Ben or I.

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And then on Jeopardy, I saw a commercial for another movie and it was like big red or something. I was like, damn, Matt Damon was facts, speaking facts. Yeah, yeah.

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Anyways, Oscars will be on March 2nd, 2025. So that's in a long time. I can wait. Like, I'll be okay. Are you ready for our next story? Which is like kind of a crazy controversy. Oh my God, who's in hot water? Jenny Mullen is getting slammed for getting on a plane with lice. Oh, interesting. I saw Jenny Mullen the other day. Well, hopefully she didn't have lice when you saw her.

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Fans are slamming Jenny Mullen for getting on a five-hour flight with lice. The actress revealed she had lice in her hair during a video shared to Instagram recently. She said, I can't even deal. This is insane. I've never had lice in my life. I don't know what to do.

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I guess, by the way. So it's important that people know, like while we give our take on this story, Jackie and I are experts in lice. There was like a five year period where every single summer we came home from camp with lice. We treated it the day we came home for two weeks after, like we know everything there is to know about lice.

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So we are actually experts on the matter. She said, I've been itching for two weeks, so they've been living on me for two weeks. I hope not when you saw her. Anyway, her solution was to wrap a clear plastic bag around her head for the trip, but followers in her comments were appalled that she would put others at risk by catching a flight with untreated lice. Wow, are you kidding me?

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You got on a plane with lice? And so on and so forth.

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You know what? I'm like, I'm really never one to side with the backlash. Like, I think if you're giving backlash, like, seriously, get a job. Having said that, like... I fear that they do make a good point. Especially because this is like a public transportation. Like someone else will sit in that seat. Lice can live in the fibers.

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Maybe not of like leather plane chairs, but like coach bus chairs that are like fuzzy. So maybe the chairs in the airport. They can live for like 24 hours in certain fibers. So...

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Like, here's the thing. I think people travel with lice knowingly and unknowingly all the time because you got lice, but you got plans. You got things to do. I think, like, really her posting about this and sharing this, like, was a huge mistake. You do not need to share everything that is going on in your life.

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And it does look bad when you're knowingly sitting there with lice in a seat that someone else... Next to neighbors. It's just...

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Especially because if she ended up on her Instagram the next day in New York when she was in LA, I think a lot of people would have assumed that she flew private. Her husband's a huge actor. It would have really not been a thing.

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Or they maybe would have assumed that she got the lights under control and whatever. They could have assumed a million things and... it would have been fine.

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But like to just like brazenly be like sitting there with your half your head covered in a plastic cap talking about how you have lice on public transportation.

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Like that's not a good thing to do. I am in agreement. And honestly, I have not had lice since probably what? Like,

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seventh grade when was the last time oh no I had it once in high school oh my god and then I kept coming so I was like treating it at home and then now I'm itching I'm itching too but it's just because we're talking about it I had it in high school um actually there was like a rumor that uh like okay so it was me and this other girl like her name was Daniela and like

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But you guys don't keep a stocked pantry.

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Every morning for like two weeks, we'd have to go to the nurse's office for a check before we could officially like start the day at school. And like almost every single day we got sent home because like we still had lice. And I was like not mad, honestly. Of course. Everybody knew that it was this girl, me and Daniela, like we kept getting sent home.

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That is like an ethos. No, we do. I feel like whenever I'm at your house, it's like need to have food is there. Well, isn't that like, what do you mean by that?

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It's actually kind of a traumatic story, let me tell you. And then that following weekend, that upcoming weekend was Shabbaton. So for those who don't know, if you go to a Jewish day school, once or twice a year, there's a field trip. It's called a Shabbaton, where you basically just spend Shabbat together. It's usually at this big hotel. You all eat and pray. It's actually really fun.

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So it's like you leave school. It's like the social event of the season. You leave school Friday, and I think you come back Sunday morning. It's a nice weekend retreat. And to be at Shabbaton, and I remember being like, oh my God, am I going to be able to go on Shabbaton because I have lice? And they did let me go. And I remember there were some whispers about nobody wanting to room with me.

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But my friends were really OG. They just all slept in one bed and I slept in the other. I kind of loved it. But it was, I don't know why, I was tapped that weekend to give a Devar Torah. So a Devar Torah, like on Friday night of Shabbat, every week in Shul or on Shabbat, you like read a part. I was talking about this last week, like a different chapter of the Torah. And

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And then a dvar Torah is like when somebody at dinner will like lead a meal, giving you a life lesson. I studied this chapter. Let me tell you what I learned and how we can apply it to modern day. And you know my ass, like I took my power back in that moment. I made the whole dvar Torah about lice.

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and how like I was sort of a social pariah because it was such like a, it was a Phoenix rising from the ashes type of moment. I was this social outcast with my life. It's like, nobody wants to sleep with me. They didn't even want me coming on the Shabbaton. I'm sure some parents are like, that ashtray girl's coming. And I gave, oh my God, they were cackling.

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Cause I think they were like, damn, wow, she's still gonna speak, brave. Not only did I speak, I acknowledged the elephant in the room and I slayed the house down boots.

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That is so crazy. So like, what was the moral of the story that people should have been like more accepting and hugging you? Are you saying what's the moral of my Devar Torah?

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Yeah. I don't actually recall. And I don't think I was shaming everyone into accepting me. Into hugging you? I was just able to relate to what the character in the Bible was going through. Understood. Because I experienced it on a smaller level that week in school. Understood. And a couple of years ago, I was going through some like random papers and I found the like printed out.

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And oh my God, I wish I kept it. I was cackling. It was honestly brilliant. It was hysterical. That's really funny. But Lice is not funny. I feel like the theme of this month has been like core memories from high school coming back to me.

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Like you buy the snacks to eat it right then. Ask me if I have something and I'll tell you if I have it.

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Yeah, I wonder why. I wonder why too. Something in the air. Something has changed within me. Maybe it's like the lack of like a 10-pull story. This quarter, you know, sometimes it's Royals, Taylor, Kardashian. Everyone's kind of quiet. So like, what about us? What if we just turned the tables? What if we just turned the tables? What if we told our stories? Just this once. And called it her story.

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What was the story? Jenny Mullen. Oh, right. So, oh, all that to say, the reason I got here is I haven't had a lice in my adult life. And I remember the experience of having lice as a child. Like, it was horrible. It was really worse than you could have imagined. And at least you're a kid. Like, I can't even imagine having it as an adult.

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But I guess it's something you have to worry about when you have kids, right? Yeah, for sure. Picking it up. Because you have boys. If your boys came home with lice, would you shave their heads? Yeah, that always seems to be like the easier route. So probably. Yeah, that was like a thing we couldn't do. We were a house full of girls. But if you have a couple of boys with like short hair, bye.

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Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? No. No, I don't think you are. You could never be ready for this story.

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Okay, not like that specific brand, but I have like Big Lay's. No, but like chips and salsa. The thing with chips and salsa is like they get eaten. And we just had chili. We just had chili. So no, okay, I have Tostitos salsa, but not the chips. Okay, the chips got eaten. That's classic, because the jar's bigger than the bag. No, the jar lasts forever. Maybe that's what RFK was talking about.

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You're shopping at Ticketmaster. You buying tickets to Rascal Flatts or Taylor Swift?

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I don't want to get hate, but Rascal Flatts. Because we just went.

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Yeah. And Rascal's been off. And they're not going back on tour. Okay. You're at Lowe's. You buying a crock pot or an air fryer? Crock pot. You're at Aloe. Even though I have two. You're at Aloe. You going for a cute seamla or cozy sweater set? I think a cute simla. Love that. You're on Instacart. You getting ingredients for Jackie's chili or Jackie's beef stew?

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Ooh, now you're asking the tough questions. I think chili. I don't know. I kind of woke up this morning craving a beef stew. You know what? I just realized I plan to make beef stew today, and I don't have the ingredients. Well, thankfully, you can earn back on Instacart with Rakuten.

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Neiman Marcus, not stilettos, maybe a low fern in between. A ballet flat, if you will.

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I've been recently going through jars. Like I find myself without my Tostitos salsa a lot. And it puts me in a bad spot because I do know at some point I need to reevaluate Tostitos salsa.

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It makes him actually look like a girl sometimes. Like he's just he's got this very like supple skin. It's just not he doesn't like it. So he'll let his beard grow and then it just gets like so unkempt. And so the Stubble trimmer is perfect for Ben because he likes to still have like a shadow and a little bit of a look. The Chairman Pro has Flex Adjust technology.

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And getting that nose and ear hair trimmer was like probably one of the best things I did because if I had to see any more of like Ben's

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Thank you, Code Turd. What can I... I'm feeling very musical today. I know. I don't want to stop you. Oh, okay. Except you're welcome. Our next story is some blossoming couple news that we have not checked in on in a while, but Kim Zolciak and Chet Hanks are fueling romance rumors again while attending a Jelly Roll concert together.

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No, no, listen, RFK will have to go through me if he wants to come for Tostitos. Like the thing is some items, no, seriously, I'll be so upset. Some items are worth it. That really is the difference. Like you know that they're not great for you, but you're like, you know what? I'm enjoying it too much. When it's like in everything, like not everything is that good.

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So Kim Zolciak and Chet Hanks fueled romance rumors while attending the Jelly Roll concert. She took to Instagram on Wednesday to gush about having the best time with the country singer and his beautiful wifey, saying she had so much fun and she was with Chet Hanks and her pal Jenny Doyle.

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She said, one of my absolute favorite concerts and everyone that was such is part of this massive operation is beyond kind.

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Oh my God, you just reminded me. Brielle Bierman texted me the other day. She's like, I have a piece of gossip for you. And then she never answered. And then I never answered. So you just reminded me that I never answered. I literally responded. Yeah.

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I said, well, I hope it's about these two being in love and getting married. I ship so wholeheartedly.

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And if you take a look at these two holistically, like it just makes sense. Sometimes you hear about a couple and you think that they could be related. And that's how you know that they're perfect for one another.

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Yeah. They look like siblings and he looks like Croy. Yeah. Kim Zolciak being Tom Hanks' daughter-in-law is everything to me. It feels right.

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Kim Zolciak. like, and I know there's so much lore around her and I, I did definitely like stop keeping up with her family at the level that I was because like it was taking a dark turn with the divorce, but they could never make me dislike this woman. Like I, I just ride for her.

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I think she's so unique and so interesting and I love her family and I'm devastated, truly devastated that it didn't work out with Croy, but to know that she has found love in the arms of like a Hollywood Nepo baby, like that brings joy. It does. Yeah.

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Do you agree? It really does. And I think he really loves her. Like, they haven't confirmed that they're together, but, like, you don't go to a concert. Yeah, like, I think that they are seeing things, seeing how it goes. But from what he said about her, like, I think he would wait forever for her. Like, I think she's his dream woman. Yeah, and can you just see... And she deserves that.

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I feel like every man that she... is with, like worships at the altar of Kim Zolciak, except for Big Papa. It's true. He didn't choose her.

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Yeah. But can you imagine like Chet bringing Kim Zolciak home for the holidays?

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No, like imagining that is what sustains me and fuels me.

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And I like to think that like Tom Hanks is not as like so serious as we, I actually think if he just sat down and had a drink with Kim Zolciak, like he might actually really like her.

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For sure, do you think Chet Hanks goes home for the holidays? Because there's a lot also between them all.

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There is a lot, and I think a lot of people assume that Chet's on the outs with his family because he's so nuts. But anytime Tom's being honored for something, all of his kids show up, they kind of let Chet do his thing. They know he's nutty and they don't try and silence him. Maybe they did in the beginning and they realized it wasn't. But as far as I know, they are this tight family unit.

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I do think Chet Hanks goes home for the holidays, like dead ass. Sound off in the comments. Do you think Chet Hanks goes home for the holidays?

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I hope that Kim and her crew are going with him. Because Kim needs to be with her family for the holidays. Is she showing up with six kids? I don't know. Well, she has to be with her kids for the holidays. So otherwise she can't go to the Hanks family function if she's not with her kids. She at least has to bring the younger four.

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Because Brielle is engaged and I feel like probably spending the holidays in this new life of hers. But you think Brielle's going to pass up Christmas at Tom Hanks' house? Christmas at the Hanks'. I don't know. And then so Brielle has to bring her fiance.

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It's a whole family affair. Once they find out we're going to Tom's, everybody's getting involved.

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It is beautiful. And I know a lot of people like look at this couple and they have like their judgments. And I just want to say, I look at them and I see true love.

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I think they are perfect for one another. And maybe it's just because Chet seriously could be Kroy Bierman. They are twins.

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They met on the set of one of those all-star reality shows called MTV's Surreal Life, Villa of Secrets. And I really love those shows because I do feel like a handful of people really meet the right person for them there.

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Not everything is worth, you know, the chemicals. But I'm sorry. Don't tell me shit about fuck about Tostitos. Like I'll be so upset. I'll feel sick.

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I agree. We get a couple of really strong couples. Even the ones that don't work out, Pauly D and Aubrey O'Day. That was a good one, even though she said that it was one of the worst relationships she's ever been in. At the time, I enjoyed it.

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Yeah, of course, Blake Hortsman and Giannina. Did they meet on one of those shows or just like through Instagram? Okay. They met on one of those shows. Yeah, every now and then there's like a really good crossover. That was like when Ronnie Magro was dating Malika. So that was the same show as Pauly.

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Famously in Love, yeah. That was a good show on E. Why did they cancel that? I don't know. Probably because I liked it.

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And it's funny that I would watch Famously in Love, but not any of these other shows. Yeah. Something about E, they have a way with us.

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They definitely have like a chokehold on like millennial women.

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Like we can't quit them. I really liked that show. I should watch some of these other, but I was also more so in my reality TV era. So I knew everyone going on the show. Now I think I wouldn't know so many of the people.

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Like I don't know anyone on The Bachelor except for Ariel Frankel. Yeah. And that's really all you need to know. It's so true. In my opinion. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh, bidding is such sweet sorrow, my lad, but yes. A little holiday special news because someone's getting a holiday special. Who? And they're bringing in some other people.

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I have nothing to tell you, by the way. I'm just saying like I just know there's probably better ingredients, better salsa. Actually, I don't think that there is. Maybe it doesn't taste as good. But that's what RFK is supposed to do, is he's supposed to take the bad ingredients out of the Tostitos so we can enjoy our Tostitos guilt-free.

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Josh Groban is getting a CBS holiday special called Go Home for the Holidays. Oh, I love this. With Jennifer Hudson. Oh, wow. Cause she just came out with a holiday album. Are they co-hosting or she's just like one of the many guests? So it's his show.

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It's Josh Groban and friends go home for the holidays and it will be a variety of special featuring performances from him as well as Jennifer Hudson, Tori Kelly, who never misses a TV special, James Bay and the Warren treaty. I love the Warren treaty. Um, okay. I also just want to add this one. I want to add this one note. Um, It will be filmed at the Brahm Goldsmith Theater.

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The program will also center on the American foster care system and feature a family adopting a child live on here.

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Wait, okay. I know that we can go down a hole and be like, that's weird, like handle your shit privately. But, but. It's like definitely traumatizing for the kid being adopted. But, but. I think it's a really crazy concept. It really is. But before you said that, I thought it was so sweet. Like a mission.

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And I feel like, like the foster care system and like, that's like not a popular mission people always choose. They're always doing like world hunger, which is good too, of course. But like, I feel like it's the same couple of Like Stand Up To Cancer, No Kid Hungry, which are good organizations. I'm not saying anything. Yeah. But it's the same ones that always get like the PR on these.

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They get a lot of love. And I don't see anyone really sticking up making their cause like adoption in the foster community. So I was about to be really excited, but maybe they just took it a little far. Their live adoption.

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It's wild. It's so crazy. And it's like. Do they already know who's adopting who?

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Or is it like they bring a bunch of orphans and they're like, oh, pick me, pick me. And it turns into Annie. Does an orphan like feel like a slur?

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It's kind of an outdated term because there are no more orphanages. Right, but what do you call like somebody who's in- A foster child. Oh, oh, oh, oh. But not because orphan is a slur, but just because there's not orphanages.

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I don't know why it's just like kind of, it's like a word that gives me a pit. It's sad because it's a sad situation. So let's look past the live adoption if we can for a moment. And then there was that horror movie, The Orphan. Of course. That one really stuck with me. Oh, my God. I went to a sleepover and I came back like not the same.

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Yeah. Okay. I will do my best to push past the on-air adoption. One thing. And by the way, if I do wind up watching this, I know for a fact that will make me cry. Of course. That will have the impact that it's intended. I just... There's something really sad about it. It's crazy. It's exploitative. It's exploitative.

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The one thing that the cable networks really do right is who they tap for holiday specials. They don't give them out to just anybody. I think, you know, one that comes to mind was most recently Kelly Clarkson's on NBC. It was seriously a work of art and she had.

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It won't even be good, okay? Sorry, we need to have a conversation about all the bad things in food. That's what makes it taste good, sorry. that you want to keep around. I'm not saying I want to keep around. I just think we have to be prudent. I don't know, but look at you and Goodles. Look at you and Goodles. Okay, so yeah, guys, I tried Goodles and I had it again for dinner last night.

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Ariana Grande that's one of my that's like I'll never skip that on TikTok keep the mistletoe cause what I know is what I need oh Santa won't you hear me like obsessed the the glam the backup singers like it was just it was magic we were watching it we knew it was going to go down in history and it did so I think it's something the cable networks really get right they put a lot of budget towards these types of things and I think Josh Groban is a

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And you will be devastated that you didn't take a moment to appreciate and acknowledge the space that you're currently in.

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perfect person and I think holiday specials on cable is really where you separate like the people who can sing from the people who can't sing because yeah there's a lot of people in this industry who are super famous who literally can't sing And they're not getting specials. So the Josh Groban's, the Jennifer Hudson's.

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They get a lot. They get a lot, you know, given that. But this is for the singers. This is for the singers. Like the David Foster type of people. And also for the people who like love the holidays. Josh Groban does have a holiday album. It's very old, but it's very good. It's one of the best. It's one of the greats.

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Somebody should give David Foster a holiday special that like, it's David Foster and friends. Because there are so many girlies who like, Let me tell you, David Foster's always doing David Foster and Friends. Yeah, he is on tour doing David Foster and Friends. But I mean, if a network would give him a holiday special where he could bring out, obviously, Catherine McPhee. Obviously. Celine Dion.

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One of his people is Michael Buble. OK, fine. All of the people he helped make famous,

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pia toscano just like produce the whole thing yeah and he plays piano the whole time and like tells stories and then brings out like i think that would be great he does that literally every night of his life he just had his birthday party and that's what he did for his i think 70th birthday at the hollywood bowl it was david foster and friends and you know back in the in the day when they did it yolanda threw a holiday part not a holiday a dinner party oh right and that

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By the way, I'm forgetting about the Yolanda literal dinner parties that we saw. I'm saying he's always at an outdoor concert venue.

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And now knowing what we know, at the time it was really weird that Yolanda invited everyone over and was just showing off her husband and they pulled this piano out from their asses and brought it to the dinner table and everybody was like, this is nice but weird. But now knowing what we know about David Foster, it's actually not weird at all. That's clearly how he gives and shows love.

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So I would implore a network to tap him. He's good. I'm just trying to think of like other people who I think are deserving of these types of specials. Yeah. And the streamers do it well too. Like I'm really excited for Sabrina Carpenter's. It's different. I think the cable ones are like just really, they're kind of like nostalgic a little bit. Casey Musgraves was great.

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Sabrina Carpenter, I think will be good.

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Yeah, because also there's something like live about them. The other ones are so highly produced. You can have a million takes. Like they're perfect to a tee. Yeah. Very lovely, but there's something just like more real and raw about these as there is because it's just live.

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We're raw dogging it. This is CBS's. I'm sure NBC will have one. That's like, it's kind of their thing. So I'm curious who they'll be tapping. It should be Kelly again. Like we can never have enough Kelly. It should be Kelly again. Did you see the Kelly's taking the internet by storm? She does her Kelly Okies, and they're always, like, extremely well-received.

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But every now and then, like, you call me again. Something pops off bigger than her. And did you see she covered Please, Please, Please by Sabrina? And she kind of gave it, like, it sounds very different. A little bit country, almost, and people are dying for it. Like, they say it's better than the original.

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Even though, you know, I was making it kind of, I was making it and I'm eating it. I'm like, it's good, but it tastes like a little dusty. Like, I don't know. It's just like something. And then this morning. Did you not mix the dust in properly? No, I was mixing so hard. And it like wasn't liquefying. And like I put in a little like a splash of water. I was like, come on, let's go.

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That's the Kelly Okie that's taking the world by storm this quarter.

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Go, Kelly, go. Go, Kelly, go. I'd love to see her achieve greatness.

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And I think Josh Groban will be great. I'm not familiar with his holiday music. Yes, you are. If you looked at the album cover, it raised us, Claudia. Go look at it. Would you consider You Raise Me Up to be a holiday song? He'll definitely sing it, right?

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I mean, if you put a little jingle bell in there, anything could be a holiday song.

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Okay, let me look up Josh Groban holiday.

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It's called Noel. Oh, I definitely.

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You know that picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You know that. Oh my God. This picture.

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Petit Papa Noel. Oh, his little drummer boy and his silent night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, by the way.

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And also he has a version of I'll Be Home for Christmas that has servicemen and women like talking to their families on the phone. Like try not to cry. Okay, by the way. Try not to cry.

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When you were talking about, you were reading the sentence about the alive adoption, I thought what you were going to say is that they had like a foster child. a David Foster. Children's choir. Like, I didn't know, a choir of foster children from maybe the Boys and Girls Club or something. That's what I thought it was. And I loved that. My idea is better.

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Honestly, David Foster should be the one doing the Christmas drive for the foster children. Yeah.

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I wonder if Josh Groban's adopted. Like, why this is a cause particularly near and dear to his heart.

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I don't know. He said he's honored and excited to host a show with friends old and new to celebrate the unity and togetherness of the holidays. It's especially important because we'll spread the importance of adoption and we'll feature the most incredible kids.

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I actually ended up on an adoption talk. Oh, no. Jackie, it was the craziest place I'd ever been. I ended up like following the journey of this girl who she said she wasn't adopted. She was kidnapped from her home country. And she's like here in America, like she's currently being kidnapped. How old is she? I would say like 22. Oh, she's making the video? Yeah, yeah, she's talking.

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She's like, hi, I'm blank. No, she was adopted as a kid. And she said that like that adoption was a kidnapping.

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And she's now being held in this country against her will.

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Oh, okay, okay. I thought you were saying you were like getting served like videos of like, children's stories of adoption. No, no, no, no. Oh my God. I was like, she was adopted by a family who wanted kids.

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And I think she was like, you know, available as a baby. And she says like, she's very against adoption. That's when I knew I was spending a little too much time on TikTok. I'm going to need more information before I comment. I'll send you the videos once I, once I see them. So now she's 22. She's like a grown person, but her, she's like advocating against adoption.

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Cause she's currently, you know, a victim of the kidnapping.

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Well, She should advocate against kidnapping. She wasn't kidnapped, she was adopted. Oh.

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That's, okay. No, there are a lot of issues with the system. Of course. I hadn't considered that to be one of them.

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That's actually what Demon Copperhead really opened my eyes to, the system.

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I ate it and it was fine, but it was chalky, you know? And then this morning I was watching this girl on TikTok and she was making like mac and cheese for her kids. She was trying a new brand and she put in milk and I was like, oh my God, I forgot the milk. I cannot.

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Yeah. The system is broken, honestly.

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Now, what's not broken is our spirits because while it's Friday, we have so much to look forward to. We also have Queenie and Weenie of the Week, which is our weekly segment where we just sort of like to wrap up the week in a little bit of a bow, take a look at the week at a glance, and give out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. They're pretty self-explanatory.

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If you acted like a Queenie this week, you might win Queenie of the Week. If you acted like a big weenie this week, you'll probably win Weenie of the Week. So, Jax and I both nominate two people. Feel free to nominate your candidates in the comments. And would you like to get us started?

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Yeah, I only have a weenie. So maybe we can like put ours together and have like joint nominee. But my weenie and it's light fare because everyone kind of behaved this week, I felt. It was a very low key kind of week. So like of everything that we discussed and that we saw, I thought the one exhibiting the most weenie behavior was Calloway Fineman. You know what?

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When I was searching for Queenie and Weenie, she did come across my desk as a potential weenie candidate.

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It seemed harsh because- Textbook weenie, just wiener behavior, like harmless, but weenie. Harmless, but weenie. And she's been posting like follow-up videos that are just like not- A little cringe.

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not doing what she thinks that they're doing yeah the the weeniness comes from the fact that every time she posts something she thinks it's a slay and it's not because she posted a rebuttal being like everybody in my comments saying x y and z like thanks for the engagement I needed it this algorithm is tough and it's like that's really not a wait and by the way you just said that in four seconds and her video was like 40 seconds so there was a lot of um slowness and not

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words so my weenie of the week um because when in doubt you know ruffalo out my my weenie of the week is mark ruffalo um he didn't do anything particularly this week besides i'm sure he did being himself that he actually did and you just like don't follow him but like let's take a look at his pages yeah yeah i mean i don't need to because i i don't need to pay look because i know like the page itself mark ruffalo definitely did something really weenie like this week and so he's gonna get my weenie of the week on a slow week when in doubt ruffalo

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Queenie of the week. Did you say you didn't have one? I did not have one. No one really shined this week. So like to me, I think that my title holder is going to stay Brianna Chicken Fry. She did have a good week. She's like coming back. She's making content.

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queenie behavior and like this is when she needs us by the way she's rebuilding her life she said in her video she's like losing money right now people think dave just gave her 10 million dollars like she needs us yep and so in the absence of anyone being more queenie like she will remain the title holder i like that i like that i was also i think when in doubt like when you don't have a queenie it's always good to nominate ourselves

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The ingredients are literally on the back.

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i was yeah like i kind of did great work this week like i'm a queen you know i agree i made a hamburger meatballs yeah like i would i was i'm the inventor of hamburger i was everything to everyone in my life like i was a good sister a good daughter a good friend a good wife a good daughter-in-law like a good podcaster a good creator so yeah i don't see why not honestly no i completely agree so it's good you me and mrs brie

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Period. That's our show. That's the week. Hope everybody had a good week. Hope you were able to get merch. I know a lot of people get paid on Friday, so they wait till Friday to get merch. The store is still open. We'll probably leave it open throughout the weekend so you can get, it's pre-order.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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So it's four to five weeks till it ships, but that means everybody can get what they want in terms of like sizing and amounts. So shoptoastmerch.com. You can look at our Instagram for like different pictures. Jackie and I wear a size medium and everything. Everything runs really true to size, although I would recommend sizing up for like, if you want like an oversized crew neck.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Today's the ultimate payday because it's Friday, but it's also the 15th because sometimes you get paid on a Friday, but in other jobs you get paid on the 15th. So like everyone's getting paid today. Yeah. The 15th is also the day that American Express bills are due. So that's what I think of. Oh. Not to be like such a downer. Not you at the American Express.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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The butter is optional. Literally, milk is the only non-optional one. I don't know. I just forgot. I still ate the entire box. Do you even have milk in your house? I do. I do. For coffee. When I go to the grocery store, I'm always picking up a bottle of skim. You know?

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Or do you mean American Excess? It's not really like a sleigh. There's like a bunch of different American Express cards. Some of them are even free. Yeah. And I don't even have like a big fancy one. No, I'm sorry. American Express is such a slay. And if you are like even remotely in tune with what's cool in the points world, like you definitely have a gold American Express.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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It's $99 a year and completely worth it. Yeah. So that's what Brian says. Like if you eat a lot and like you drive, me, you need the gold card. A lot of people think the platinum one and it's really pricey. And they're like, oh, well, it's platinum. It's better. It's actually not. That's kind of like the biggest life hack from Brian. I canceled my platinum and I went gold.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Yeah. So that's our show. That's our week. Hope everybody enjoyed every minute of it. Like every little second. Thank you so much for listening to the Tess and Lenny Morning Show. We deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please, please, please, please. Feel free. Don't let us stop you.

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I feel like some of you guys are like a little worried. No, feel free. They get shy. They get shy about subscribing. Feel free to subscribe. Give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, any defunct platform. So wherever you listen to podcasts, find us at Toast.

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Leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are. Love ya. Bye.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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I'm appreciative of the space. You're appreciative? It's just like, it doesn't feel like a Friday anymore. Do you know what I mean? Maybe because my schedule's like off kilter. We had a crazy night last night.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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That's good. Milk was something I never had in my house before. Kids, because I used half and half.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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I think that growing up, they teach you that milk is so volatile and spoiled milk, spoiled milk. Meanwhile, I got a box of milk in my fridge for a month. I don't know why they acted like it was gone in less than a week. Who is warning you about spoiled milk? I just feel like spoiled milk is like a thing. Like when you were kids, like you were always like afraid of like spoiled milk.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Don't cry over spilled milk. Like I don't milk. I just feel like I have been conditioned to believe that milk is like extremely sensitive. Meanwhile, I got this box of milk carton. I swear to God, it's been in my fridge for a month and it's delicious. Do you feel that cold?

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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I do feel that cold, but I also feel like it's like time feels so much longer when you're a kid. So like a month when you're a kid feels like a year. So you have to be careful. I just want to say. Whereas now like you're much more aware of the days of the week and the time space continuum.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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We are like really turning into the good guys. Like every episode we start talking about food.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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What else? Okay. We talked about meat yesterday. We're just like, I just feel like we're in our food era. It's fine. Lean in. It's the holidays. Everybody's going to be carrying a little holiday weight.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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It's so that time of year. It's true. I think I'm actually making a beef stew today if I can find the time. Oh my gosh. I was thinking about beef stew earlier this morning. I have some beef stew chunks that I took out of the freezer a few days ago. So like it's now or never. It's kind of like shit or get off the pot. No, it's like, I don't want to waste as precious beef. And it is Shabbat.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Like why not a beef stew? Why not? Are you worried about getting beef between your teeth? Yes, but I have really great floss.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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She was out at the clubs and literally left her kids at home. I went hard in the... paint last night. You were literally out of your house at 9 p.m like that's insane.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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And it would be lost without your floss. And beef stew is worth getting beef between the teeth. I can't say that about everything.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Okay, so that's what I'm saying about Tostitos. Like, some things are worth the journey.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Yeah. I mean, I haven't replaced my Tostitos salsa yet, so take that with a grain of salt.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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And it'll be the last thing I ever replace. How about that? Okay? Oh, you think so? And, you know, I'm a little worried about RFK, I can't lie, because I heard him say something about Ozempic. And he was like, listen, I think it's great. Because obviously obesity is a huge problem in this country. But I really want to tackle why. Of course. This is a cause and effect type of thing. And I get it.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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But if he touches a tiny hair on the head of Ozempic, he will hear from me.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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I think until the root causes are tackled and the problem is solved, we leave Ozempic as is. He didn't say he was going to do anything about it. But I am worried. That is a counter-argument I've heard to Ozempic. It's like, okay, people are still eating the bad food. Their insides are still not great and we're not... stopping the issue from continuing to happen.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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So I agree with, you know, the root cause. Ever since Lady Tan, I've just been such a root cause.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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And this is just my official message slash threat to Bobby. Do not come. Do not come. to Ozempic HQ, because I am the CEO, and you are not welcome here. Leave it alone.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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I was you guys I was partying in Miami last night. Shots shots shots shots shots shots. No what made the thing so crazy is that I didn't leave my kids at home and my kids were with me we went to this like really cool light festival that's what I was talking about at the top.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Can you imagine? Can you imagine by the time I finally get around to getting to get out of Ozempic, it's gone?

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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I should be doing that. Although it does expire. You have to be careful. It's pretty decent.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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That's so fucking classic. That's what's going to happen.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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And then the prices are going to go even more up, because now it's even more in demand.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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worse that if it's just gone but not forgotten oh my god could you imagine that would be seriously so no it would actually not be funny to some of us who rely on it it's a life-saving it's a life-saving drug i mean it is but then you have to question why the life was in jeopardy to begin with consider this because my i've put bobby on on notice

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Okay. I'm older. I'm older. What's on the docket for today? Stories are, give them a letter grade. Stories are fun.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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F is for fun. Well, F is for failure when I said letter grade, but okay. I know, but I couldn't. It doesn't fall into the rubric, okay?

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Some students just are not good test takers. We also have Queenie and Weenie, which I studied extensively and thought really hard this morning about who I wanted to nominate for my Queenie and Weenie, and I want to say it has not come to me, which doesn't really happen. Sometimes I struggle with one, but there's usually multiple candidates. Was this kind of a blah week? Was it a blah week?

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Let's look at what the stories were. Let me just reorient myself. Sexiest Man Alive, John Mulaney and Olivia Munn. Right. Like, I don't know. Oh, Megan Fox is pregnant. Like, okay. Right. Yeah. I guess it was a bit of a quiet week.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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So I'm still going to think, and maybe by the end of the show I will have come up with something, but I just want to let you know it's not coming naturally to me this week.

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And in the spirit of transparency, it was important that I share that.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Thank you for sharing that. I think I just saw a weenie candidate in my midst.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Well, I mean, there's always Mark Ruffalo. We'll never be truly without a weenie as long as Mark Ruffalo is still roaming this earth.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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So true. Well, let's get into the fun story, shall we? Yes, let me think. Was there anything else I wanted to chat to you about?

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Chat to me, Molly Mae. Oh yeah, I ran into it. Okay, so I was walking on the street today on my way to work, listening to Philip Phillips. I'm definitely having like a Philip Phillips renaissance. Actually, not a lot of people know this about Philip Phillips. I discovered it yesterday on TikTok.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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A lot of people thought there was a secret project reveal but no Jackie took her kids to a holiday lights festival. Just to close the loop.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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He actually is taking a Taylor Swift approach to some of his most popular music because he released it like post-idol when you're in that like piece of shit contract. And he has a couple of Phillips versions out there floating around. He did Home. He did Gone, Gone, Gone. Now long after you're gone. That's what I was listening to on the way to work today.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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And as I was listening, I see this girl like walk by me and it took me a minute to register. I was like, oh my God, she's wearing a TMT beanie. Like it's not our logo anymore. But back in the day when we were the morning toes, most of our merch had that TMT logo when we made beanies and it was really old. It must've been like 2019. And I was like, oh my God, it took me like a second.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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And I literally chased her down the street. I was like, I love your hat. And then it occurred to me like sometimes, and I've heard this happen, like people will find, um, Toast merch at Goodwill or like, I don't know, like stole it from a friend and doesn't know. And I was like kind of attacking this girl. I'm like, maybe she doesn't know. And then she was like, oh my God. And I felt so relieved.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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We went to a holiday lights festival. We were out so late. It was really, really cool, but really tiring. Went to bed late, just broken today. And now it's a Friday, which is a cause to celebrate, but I have a version of a hangover.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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And we took a picture together. But like, I seriously wanted to ask her for the hat. It's kind of like, I don't have it here. I actually haven't seen it. Which one is it? I have a lot. I pretty much have every piece of merch we've ever made.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Okay. With a white like stitched patch on the forehead. Patch? Yeah. Not embroidered. It was like so random. I haven't seen it in years. This must be how Calvin Klein feels when he walks around town seeing people in his designs. It's so true.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Speaking of, merch is still available. ShopToastMerch.com. Place your orders, get your things, cozy winter wares.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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You know what's something that I mentioned? to send you as a story this week that I thought you would find interesting. But now we can just talk about it. I don't know if you've heard because the department stores are doing their thing in New York City. Like this is where they shine. A lot of them. I walked past Bergdorf's the other day. Curtains up. They're going to do like a big unveiling.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Bloomingdale's just did this huge unveiling in partnership with Wicked. So everyone's kind of like, you know, spending the dollars. And it turns out Saks has announced that they are not doing their big light show this year. I saw it. Did they say, did they give a reason? Yeah, like money. The economy, like they're not doing as good as they once were. Money, money, money.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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But usually it's sponsored. Last year it was like Christian Dior was so sick. Me and Ben actually saw it when we took a dying Theo to see the Rockefeller Center trade. But I saw an interview with the CEO and he was like, When we announced this, I think people, like, kind of ran with it. You guys are a little bit misunderstanding. We're still going to have, like, lights up around.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Like, the whole building is going to be lit up. They always do, like, a very pretty installation with, like, different windows. And then the whole building is covered in lights. We're just not doing, like, a big show where, like, people are invited to, like, come. Remember Jennifer Lawrence was there because it was Dior. Yeah. So they're just not doing, like, a big ta-da. But rest have no fear.

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I'm glad we didn't choose it as a story.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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That's like half a story. Yeah. They're just not having their like two hour thing, but everything else for the season will be the same. Yeah. Like they're still. It's giving like a little bit of pick me. They're still getting dressed up. And then blaming us for, that's like when Kylie said she named her son Wolf and was like, oh, well, I don't know why everyone's calling him Wolf.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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That's not his name. Oh, it's like, I wonder where we got that from. Because you told us.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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It's because you told us that. I wonder where we got that from. Oh, another thing. Is Skims X Dolce & Gabbana a story today? It's a story. Yeah. I'll give my thoughts there because I saw it yesterday. I wanted to talk about it.

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Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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So I think you're leading us into the fast five stories that you need to know. And the fast five stories that you need to know.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Oh, sorry, hold on. Let me stop my timer. Just been like having a lot of trouble recently.

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Oh, I'm sorry. Turdy, you want to talk about it? Excuse me? I need my glasses. Wait, why are you wearing glasses? Why are you wearing glasses?

The Toast

Christmas With The Hanks: Friday, November 15th, 2024

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Today's episode of The Toast is supported by... Whose glasses are those?

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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You literally read 50 books a year, you're going to be okay. It's so true. Even if you have dyslexia, you're strong and you're pushing through.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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If all the words were straightforward.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah, no, and yesterday's episode was stacked and today is a Friday with a lot of TV news. So like we needed this as our lead story. But you guys, Meghan Markle's podcast with Lemonada Media has launched. We have a title, we have artwork, we have a description.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Oh, yeah. But they don't the kids don't call it that because.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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She's already had a podcast. Don't forget archetypes on Spotify. And then Lemonada was acquiring her podcast. So you would think like archetypes on Lemonada, sure, whatever. No, it's a whole new thing. So like archetypes is in the can, like flop. We're going to call it a flop on archetypes. Yeah.

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no and we're also calling it that's a wrap on archetypes like it's over i thought maybe lemonada would be the second coming i thought so too but no like you did like two 10 episode seasons of archetypes and that was it so it's over that's a flop yeah yeah officially yeah megan is now launching confessions of a female founder with lemonada media it comes a year after she struck a deal with the company

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For her podcast, the series will launch on April 8th. It will see her have candid conversations with female founders and friends who open up about the struggles, the success, and the never before told stories that took many of them from starting a company to selling it.

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Per the logline, the series allows audiences to be a fly on the wall and hear the unfiltered stories behind the success of notable female founders. while also sneaking a peek behind the curtain of Megan's own entrepreneurial journey, launching as ever. It's an eight-part series that will see episodes released weekly.

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Oh, journey. I was like, I missed it.

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The yellow cat, exactly. The fire truck, though, had Pargy AC, so I want to shout out to the fire truck because the others did not. So it was really fun. If you ever find yourself able... At a TAT event? Or available to attend a Touch a Truck, I would highly recommend it.

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And a pretty cringe concept that's pretty overdone. I feel like, you know, there has been this moment and this girl boss, CEO, leaning in. And that was then and that really did have a big moment. And now we're in like a new phase of it where like it doesn't have to be this way.

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Corny, cringy. And I do feel like it sets the bar just like lower for women. Like it's like. I don't know. I don't, I think I understand why she's doing like females. Cause like also Lemonada is like elevate women's voices. So I feel like Lemonada was like female, but I don't think she pushed back. I think she's like female and everyone in the room is like female.

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I feel like we wasted the good surprise on them. A thousand percent. Who really wants to be a guest on this? It sounds very unserious as we guide Megan into her founding of her new brand, As Ever, which is like a jam that she slapped a label on. Like it's not really big business.

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And the people that you would want to hear from, the real female founders in this country, like Sarah Blakely, that's who we want. She's the richest self-made billionaire in the country. That's who should be your first guest on the show. Bethany Frankel.

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Emma Greed. And yes, I'm just going down the Shark Tank female.

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Yeah, no, and if you're just interviewing people and getting their stories, then having a more anonymous host and a professional host is better because we're getting the best out of this person.

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But if it's always supposed to tie back to Megan, which it should because she's Megan Markle and we're tuning in for her, but that's not like a great conversation because we're trying to do too many things. Like this reminds me also, of course, like Diary of a CEO, which I think I've never listened, but like is amazing. I feel like I could say that.

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I feel like I can say that based on a track record, clips I've seen. It's been around forever. It's a great concept. So this is like a very watered down version of that concept that has been done. Women are always talking, other women, how'd you get here? How I built this. Like we got it.

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Oh, no. Maybe they're Tats. Touch a Trucks.

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This is not an original idea. It's not exciting. It's not something that only Meghan Markle can do. There are things in this world that only Meghan Markle can do. A former princess, Duchess of Sussex. And this is not... Anyone can do this. By the way, there's two other podcasts with this name.

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And a documentary. Yeah. Yeah. Like for someone who doesn't have a lot to give, she's spreading herself too thin for someone that doesn't even have that much left in the tank.

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I don't even know what that would look like from her. And I feel like she thinks that she has like. Right.

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Opening up and bleeding out and wasn't the documentary.

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Like Wiser Than Me with Julia Lee Redrive is Lemonada.

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Your touch a truck events. Invite me to your touch a truck events. We will come there and we will touch them trucks.

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And the photo is not making me want to tune in more than I already did or didn't.

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But it's not her confessions. So why do you need to strip back? Aren't you Barbara Walters? Get your glasses on. You're interviewing. You're going to work.

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That's why it'll never be great.

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You said that the guests always talk about Megan.

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No, but also all those questions on the show, on the TV show, it was the producer prompts. You didn't hear Megan ask the question because someone behind the camera did. It was like, when was the first time you met Megan? What was that like?

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But that's exactly what it is. All kids want to do is touch trucks. They want to look at them. They want to be up close. And this provides that opportunity.

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What's it like? It wasn't even her asking the questions. This is just really a bad idea. And I don't understand why they're doing all this stuff.

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Are there not simpler ways to make money for them?

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Yeah. And Harry comes from money. Yeah.

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yeah maybe i don't know but i guess they were getting like these big deals like 20 million dollars from spotify like is there an easier way to make 20 million that's kind of i don't know yeah 20 mil from netflix it's also really interesting how he is completely have a big bucks yes yes yes they're huge they have the big bucks yeah oh wait we should like kind of shut the fuck up yeah that's why i said like you were being negative i'm like no lemon on is amazing

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Lemonada is the place to be, especially for women in podcasting.

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That's for sure. Female founders, of course. I just say this because I'm jealous. It would be a dream to be with Lemonada.

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I don't know, and I don't think they're getting divorced, because that is what the streets are always saying about them. I do not think they're getting a divorce. I don't think they could ever get a divorce, and I don't think they'll ever will get a divorce, no matter how much they might hate each other.

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That's what I think. Like, seriously. Could you imagine? No.

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No, they would work through it. Down for life.

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No, and who will be, all's to say.

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She's like my pulse check on Megan Stans. How are we feeling? What does this make us feel?

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But everyone hasn't left her until Stassi has left her. Truly, if she has zero fans, then Stassi has walked out the door.

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So I need to know. But I do feel like I didn't see Stassi posting like, oh my gosh, with love.

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Well, that's the latest in podcasting. Confessions of a female founder, you guys. Finally, the one we've all been waiting for.

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You know what? I had to force myself not to watch Southern Charm last night because I knew that today's episode, we were either going to be doing it really early or late. And I didn't want to feel compelled to do a Southern Charm recap and make the show a Nalafi. When we don't have time for a Nalafi, it might be a Nasafi or a Nalafi.

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Unless Ina Garten named her memoir Confessions of a Contessa.

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That was the only way, but I agree.

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And I just don't feel like we're going to be getting a lot of confessions.

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I am curious who the first, the guests will be, especially like the first guest. Let's make a prediction. That would be fun. Oprah. Oh.

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That's so true. That's a really good one. That would be newsworthy.

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Yeah, yeah. That would be worth it for sure.

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I would like to put in a prediction. Okay.

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Yeah. Female founders USA. Sorry. Oh, cause you know, that's what her team did. So true. Okay. 2024 is most intriguing women entrepreneurs. I literally, I feel like I'm rifling through there.

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Don't you think they're almost too similar? They either would get like they either I feel like if they're not as publicly associated yet.

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You know what, I'm going to go Emma Greed is my guess. It's a really good guess. Except she is British.

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Is she a royalist or an anarchist? Oh, now it's getting political. So who knows? But yeah, she's super British.

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Okay, we shall see. To be determined. April 8th.

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Are you ready for our next story?

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Actually, a female founder that she could have on, Wendy Williams, is on The View today.

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That's true. I feel like it'll be a Nalafi, a nice regular episode for you.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Wendy Williams wants her guardian to get off her neck. The former daytime talk show host called into The View for a pre-taped interview exclusively obtained by Page Six in which she got candid about her current conservatorship.

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The interview kicked off with her explaining her hospital visit and her decision to get an independent psych test, which she says she passed with flying colors earlier this week. She said, Hold on.

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Yeah, but it's also pre-taped over the phone. So not like entirely like live.

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But still, Brittany didn't do a pre-taped over the phone interview.

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Give Wendy a week and she'll be sitting down with Oprah. Right. She said, and also to get blood work done for her thyroid condition and made it clear it was her choice to get an independent evaluation on her incapacitation, which I don't have it. How dare they say I have incapacitation? I do not, she said. She must be so mad. I can't even imagine.

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No, it's a nice regular one for you.

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Yeah. I was going to say it's like, yeah.

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Yeah, that's very true. There needs to be repercussions. Not to change the subject, but speaking of novels, did you see the opening scenes of Verity being shot in the streets with Dakota Johnson and Josh Hartman?

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Yes, so I held back. And also, I was just on my phone last night. I got home late because we were out to dinner. And I just, it wasn't in the cards for me. So I'm sorry to the small and mighty Southern Charm community. I do want to know what the barber told Ryan, that told Leva, that told JJ, that JJ said to the barber. God. I do want to know.

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So, you know, like I didn't even know Dakota Johnson was in this movie. I didn't remember it if I didn't know that or Josh Harden. I didn't know they started filming. So I just saw a video of them filming the scene of her and the blood and him.

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Okay, then yeah. I thought they would both be blonde. Yeah.

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No, but I think also the thing is, maybe subliminally, is that they look alike.

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I guess because they did Amanda Seyfried and Sidney Sweeney for Housemaid. They needed the brunette version.

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That's what I'm saying. I didn't know consciously. So I saw a video of her in the street with the blood in the traffic and him whistling her away. And I knew exactly what movie they were shooting and what scene this is.

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It is the opening scene of the book. Before she moves in. Think about why she moves in. Let's rewind.

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Mm-hmm. And for any of you who didn't read Verity, I know you also want to see this.

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Yeah, it is good. So I'm excited.

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Yeah, hopefully she's entering a new phase of, like, positive book adaptation. And...

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Yeah, jury's out on him for the role.

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Like, I'm open. He is beloved, by the way, by the people. But in some of the way he was just being in the scene from the videos, jury's out, is all I'll say.

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No, no, I'm not saying he's, jury is out, okay? Okay.

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No, I think it like hypes me up. And a few examples of that where my favorite like books were returned and we got photos before was like Luckiest Girl Alive. That was so hyper.

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And I feel like I remember seeing stills from confessions of a shopaholic before it came out. And that's my favorite book. And it was my favorite movie. And it just got me really excited. So this gets me excited. I mean, when it's good, it ends with us issue was the outlier. Like usually it's good. That's the only negative experience that I've had where it's like, no, no, no, you guys cut. Well,

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But also that's not book because book like we know the story.

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It's a teaser of the world that they're building and that gets me excited. I agree. And excitement excites me. Why wouldn't it? Seems reasonable. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Some TV news.

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Ted Lasso season four is a go with Jason Sudeikis and a women's team. Juno Temple is in negotiations to join the returning cast as the Apple series heads to Kansas. So this is like exciting and annoying because Ted Lasso just ended and it was very bittersweet and the whole season was like a big farewell and I love you to Ted Lasso.

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Because her restaurant has its own show, Southern Hospitality.

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And that was about two years ago and now Ted Lasso's coming back for another season.

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That's Keeley, yeah. And we need Keeley.

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No, in the last season, I found to be really bad. I didn't finish it. Yeah, I found it to be actually unwatchable. And it came out during a time when I was desperate for TV. It was like Sir Clash era and I could not finish it.

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And it's a women's soccer team now.

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Yeah, I don't think that that is a fruitless idea growing up.

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I was a female soccer player. I love soccer. I love Mia Hamm. Like, bring us back to the glory days.

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No, and like women's US soccer is better than men's soccer. It's like, I don't know, gymnastics. I don't know why it shakes out that way, but it does.

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I know the ones who like, you know,

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No, like David Beckham and Lionel Messi came to play there.

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Yeah, we know them. We know the gals.

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Totally. Not to pit like women's, like struggling women's league against struggling women's league.

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Which league do you think has a better chance of success, the WNBA or women's soccer U.S.?

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No, and they had full-time jobs. This was their side hustle was playing soccer.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah, no, it's like they've had their shot, multiple shots. Shot hasn't taken.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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But we have football and they don't.

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I feel like we're actually all set and I don't know if as a country we could take on another sport in such a way. But I also think that these things of getting people to care about things and building worlds and teams and history... These take years. It's not like women's soccer is just going to be popular next year and be popular forever.

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We need to zoom out. Talk to us in 50 years.

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Yeah. And the premise sounds good. So it's a women's team. He's going back to Kansas. I think Keely might come on and probably write his PR girl again. I don't want I don't want the whole cast. I don't want to know.

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I don't want to name names. But I don't want everyone, okay?

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I just feel like I can't say it.

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I don't like her anymore. Like, I just, I don't know. She's just always, like, doing the most.

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No, no, because now I feel like maybe I'm wrong for, like, not wanting her.

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Yeah, the assistant coach actually like doesn't bother me.

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So much, except when he got his own episode and he like went on a trip.

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Yeah, that was like really bad.

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Yeah. Anyways, are you ready for our next story? Some more TV news.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Interesting. You haven't provided enough color, so I don't really know.

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We need kid friendly. We need high chairs.

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Our next story, some more TV news because we are Mike TV and we are addicted to television.

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I don't really know what she's going through.

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Which we didn't even talk about how we saw his penis. And it turns out it wasn't his penis. It was a prosthetic. So I'm glad we didn't even talk about it because it wasn't his real penis.

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No, I didn't even wonder if it was a prosthetic. I was like, oh, there's his penis. And he wanted to show his penis on HBO today. Like, let him.

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Let's talk about this. If Jason Isaacs doesn't want to show his real penis, can't we just take out that moment? It literally didn't have the storyline or anything.

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And it's actually not like... all worthy that we're looking at. Like, it was shocking that he showed us his penis and, okay, doesn't move the storyline, but that's classic HBO. But you're not even showing us his penis, so what does this prosthetic serve?

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Right, like not necessary at all. It was like...

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She'll be fine, but that's annoying. But that's just like, that's just what it is when you launch businesses off of reality TV or social media. Like it's the tides, rising tides, raised all shides. Low tides, lower all shides.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Tissues, we see tissues. But boobs are, like, penis and vagina. Vagina to penis.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

3086.512

So you don't, you want to cage the nipple again.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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I literally didn't even share my thoughts on this. I hadn't spoken yet. You want to cage the nipple. I didn't say cage the nipple.

The Toast

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I don't see a need for any of it. Man, woman, nothing. Keep your junk in your pants. Keep your shirt on. It's just a show.

The Toast

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If you want to have the balls to show us your dong, better be the real thing.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Except Jason Isaacs is my king. And I'm so glad he did a prosthetic. That was so the right move for him. He's so smart and brilliant.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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And let's talk about a prosthetic penis that really looked like a real penis. What is the journey of that thing? Like, does it lay on the prop table? Yeah. Next to craft services?

The Toast

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See, like all of that. That's like budget. Not necessary. Yeah.

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And she's like walking around with this little case of penis and she's like coming through, coming through. Yeah.

The Toast

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And I don't want to put anyone out of a job ever. Right. But that's not needed.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Is what I'm saying. That part of the job. Agreed. But intimacy coordinator, of course. I'm not a monster.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

3209.372

I would never. I take Zagatstra more seriously than anyone.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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We need to interview an intimacy coordinator. I don't follow. Who is also a female founder.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Well, not if they're like contractors for a larger intimacy coordination company.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

3236.178

We need to talk to the founder.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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No, it's like these are women's issues.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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It's women who suffer on sets.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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There are some jobs that are only for women. Masseuse.

The Toast

Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is more TV news?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

3299.939

Yes, but it's also about how you've been duped a little bit by this story.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

330.323

So it's funny. Some of them were the obvious ones. Like, of course, Megan's Lemonada.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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So let me read you the story. I want to show you the insidious way that they report.

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Headline, Chet Hanks reveals the acting advice dad Tom gave him to prepare for Running Point. Okay, click. Yeah. Chet Hanks. Easy click. Chet Hanks turned to his award-winning father, Tom Hanks, for acting tips ahead of his breakout role in Netflix's new hit show, Running Point. Quote, I've always asked him for advice when it comes to acting and he's always given me really great advice.

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The rising star told Page Six exclusively at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards last September.

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But they wrote the article yesterday about an interview that they did last September that they're recycling.

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Sinister. Chet shared that Tom told him three key things he has to do to be successful in Hollywood. So it's not even advice on Running Point.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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This is from September. And also, here's the advice, which, by the way, is just general acting advice and not specific to Running Point. He just said, quote, if you just know your lines and you show up on time and you're nice to everybody, that gets you a long way.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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So that's, like, not advice. That's the obvious.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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It is Female Founder Friday. Of course, we were gonna talk about that. And then you chose actually like a lot of TV stuff.

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Yeah, I'm so in agreement. And the show already is getting a second season. Unclear if he's in it. But if you just finish it, would that like poison to be in it?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Oh, he's either like on the team or not on the team?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah. Understood. So that's the stories that you needed to know.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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But I do think the lesson in media literacy was important.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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No, I think it's so important. I love that we've started calling out like these journalists.

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No, and also like the former singer slash turn.

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But you're such a page six darling.

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No, this literally feels like an episode of like TV Guide.

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That's really. I feel like they wrote the whole thing just to hurt you.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah. Oh, I feel like I have the opposite experience where I'm looking for stories. I'm like, hey, there's my sister. Oh, there's my brother-in-law.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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We go Queenie first. And I'm sure there's like a more obvious Queenie of the week. But for some reason, my mind keeps going to maybe Funke, who has brought me so much joy this week and laughter. And I'm just really here for the renaissance of maybe Funke.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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No, I know. I wonder if I would have come to the same conclusions, but I love it. I love it.

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If that's okay with you. I know it's a little rogue-ish.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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That's so Kojer. So share your truth. Share your Kojerner's truth.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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No, I saw we were being accused of burying it. It has not reached my desk.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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I do know that he is engaged or married to a woman who is an influencer and she was low-key on The Bachelor and she does it.

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And she's like, you know, a girly and she's not with the other girlies.

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And even when Olivia joined the team, like immediately she was in with the gals. Like they're obviously a welcoming bunch and they love an influencer.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Got it. That's crazy. I wonder what happened between the two of them. And also it's like, okay, so things worked out for her because she doesn't want to be around Kristen Juszczyk. Like take the win and shut up.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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No, it was all co-jurors. I know everyone, like, loves to clap. It's an art, choosing stories.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Be gracious. Like just be happy privately and like things are looking up for you for whatever reason. Like now you've just made yourself look like an arse.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah. I can't imagine what the beef is. Like Kristen gets along with everyone.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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That's just like what- Oh, but they love to say that, like about everything.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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It's everyone's go-to. You know, it's giving Becca and Garrett. Yes, but with Becca and Garrett, that was the case. With Florida Georgia line, it was the case.

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No, I don't think so because even if the WAGs are conservative leaning, they don't post anything. If they were so extreme, they would post even a little bit more. I don't think it's their whole personalities.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Some things that, like, you think we should choose a story, like, it's just not meaty. Like, you know what I mean?

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Yeah, that's their favorite. That is always a good one, like Sarah and Ben.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Okay. Hey, Jax, how you doing? I'm doing good. I'm doing sweaty. I have had such a busy morning. I literally ran off of a fire truck to come record the show because we were at a party this morning and it was one of my favorite kinds of events, which is touch a truck.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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What does that say about the state of the world?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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My weenie of the week is James Kennedy, obviously.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Behaved in a weenie-like fashion in all facets of his week.

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I'm sorry. I've been inside of a truck.

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They're the cover of my release radar. It's right here. I didn't even get to see my release radar. We were listening to Paw Patrol in the car.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Can I just take off my helmet? Because yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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That's so funny. We're athletes. What can I say? This is a full context.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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That's our show. I have to go listen to I'm moving on. So I'm moving on from this show.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Was it a Narafi and a Safi or Narafi?

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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But it's a very Narafi these days to do an hour seven.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Maybe he's early because he's excited to work with you.

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Everyone will be very upset. There'll obviously be something missing in the air.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah, no, I have a life. I have friends and family and I just don't need to be spending my time doing that. I can't like Tyga was involved in some way.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Oh, I'm sorry for that experience for you.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Well, maybe he was just trying to give you like a restful sleep. Most people complain that maybe only kicks in the night.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Yeah. But that's actually kind of nice. Like very considerate. I feel like it bodes well for his personality. Like he's very much a people pleaser.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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which is not something apparently this is like a category of child's party i'd never heard of it a touch a truck party yeah like a touch a truck event where a local place will invite all the great trucks to come and the kids can touch a truck and i would have never understood why that's amazing before having sons but let me tell you the trucks were touched

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Yeah. And it's like, I think that happens a lot to people. And then you also hear stories where like someone's like, I knew something was wrong. And so I went to the hospital.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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How many times do we know something is wrong and nothing is wrong?

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The monitors, the lack of period.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing welcome back to the oh no hold on welcome back to the no welcome back to the no hold on

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Other than that, have you had a splendid evening?

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Okay. But you know that's me.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Well, you'll get to share your thoughts because you chose a Running Point story.

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Fifth. Stay tuned for the details. You don't want to miss this.

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After the break. Should we do the break? That's so beautiful. Well, I also have to sing, so it's, like, not perfect, but it is time for the Fast Five Stories. You need to know you do-do-do-do-do.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Okay. I'm doing something else. We've got the fast five stories for you after the break.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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So smart mouth is from our sponsors.

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And I was touched vis-a-vis the trucks.

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Yeah. Well, no, I haven't, but yeah.

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Why don't you swap out your medication for some meditation?

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Swap out the C for the T. Correct.

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That's really wonderful. You should explore that.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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But you also live for six diagnosed.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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No, but I feel like IBS can go either way where it's like, oh, maybe she doesn't duty.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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So I feel like if you want people to think that you don't poop, you could say that you have IBS. Because if you say you have nothing, then of course you poop like you're regular.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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But if you have IBS, perhaps you don't poop.

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Yeah. No, I'm I'm a bit broken from carrying the two on top of a full like working digger. That was major.

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And I just feel like if you did, that could really become a cornerstone of your personality.

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Certainly our fit is invisible.

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Female Founder Friday: Friday, March 14th, 2025

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Dyslexia seems more tangible.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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I could forget because after all of the murmurs that I made about it this week, I did not watch because I went to sleep early last night, which I never do because yesterday we had a huge day, first of all. We recorded at 7 a.m., and I was up so late at, like, my big event that I literally got, like, five hours of sleep that night, and my cough was keeping me up.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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So much is happening. So much has happened. It is a Friday. So much will happen. And so many ways it does feel like a Friday because it's a celebration that we're together, that we're in this pargy professional studio.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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So I was so tired all day yesterday, and I had such a huge day because it was Harry's birthday. Oh, my God. It was Harry's birthday. So it was just a totally full day. By the end of the day, I literally got into bed at 9 and, like, went to sleep, and I was like, Southern Charm can wait, and I know Claudia will barely remember, and, like, no one's waiting for my recap. You know what's so funny?

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Many years on, I think I've been using Home Chef for about seven years. Yes, I love it so much. A couple nights a week, we do Home Chef. It allows me to make creative things. I don't have to think of what's for dinner. That's sometimes the hardest part. I don't have to grocery shop because everything is sent in a meal kit. And I know it's going to be an easy meal.

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It's an easy recipe to follow, step-by-step instructions. You can customize your boxes every week based on your dietary preferences. It's so fabulous. Whether you're an expert chef, a novice chef, you are a home chef.

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Thank you. I want a free detert. Well...

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Our first story, Jason Kelsey, it's been a very Kelsey week. Okay, just accepted, okay? It was a Super Bowl. Jason Kelsey and Kylie Kelsey podcasted together for her podcast, Not Gonna Lie. It was a little Valentine's Day special. A little what? A little Game Tunes Day special between the two of them. They broke down the key to keeping the spark alive while raising young kids.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Okay, what's the key? So the pair discussed the dangers of falling into the whole mom and dad routine in Friday's episode of Not Gonna Lie. Jason acknowledged that every couple raising young children struggles with that dynamic from time to time. They are so real.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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they are so real when kylie said quote always dating your spouse helps he agreed saying it reminds you to spend time and take the time to do things with that person and that can get lost very easily especially with kids they said they're in that phase of their life obviously their main focus right now is the kids but getting that rare moment to enjoy time together is even more special in this time

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Ready? You think so little of me. I appreciate that.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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So go out on a date. Honestly, like I know I'm going to roll my eyes, but like, that's good advice. And like, I don't do it. Yeah.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Never stop dating. And it's like, well, I'm tired. So no. And it's like, okay. Logistically speaking, like when we finally get the kids down, like I'm bone tired and now I'm going to go out to dinner. I guess you could go out to dinner before they go down and like get a couple hours back. I don't know. It's just exhausting.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Just because by the end of the day, like my idea of a good time is relaxing. Right. We could relax together, sure, but like we're not going to go dating.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Like that's the vibe. More. I agree, but this is good advice. Zach and I are going to go on a date this week because this is like- It's game tunes. It's game tunes day. It's our anniversary. And then it's always nice to like celebrate a kid's birthday because it is a milestone for the two of us. So this week, historically, we've always done something. It's your annual date. It's our annual date.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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At his birthday, because he does like to go out. I mean, but for him, he would love to go to the movies. Like, that's not dating. We're not talking. No, but you go. We'll talk on the way there.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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No, no, no. And that's not my idea of a great time. So it has to be more 50-50. But on his birthday, it's like, what do you want to do? Of course. We're headed to the movies using my secret Santa gift. But yes, our annual date is coming up. Which is great. What are you going to wear? Oh, I don't know. I've been shopping a lot, but I feel like I've really been hungry. Like I want a meal.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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And because I've been sick with long COVID, it's like if I don't. How's it going, by the way? It's getting better. I took so many vitamins last night.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Um, first of all. And who are they to like deny your diagnosis? Yeah. Like the erasure of long COVID. It's disgusting. It makes me sick. Like it's going on nine days now. Okay. Like you try it. You try having long COVID for a day. You try it. Let alone nine. Okay. So like, this is my truth. This is my struggle and you're not going to silence me.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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And like them doubting long COVID, like how disgusting and despicable they would do such a thing. Who would do such a thing?

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Sounds like a fun date night. Well, I'm- Candlelit dinner in the tent in the garage. I'm pushing past my long COVID by going- You won't let it stop you. Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner because what I was saying, it's like, because I've had long COVID, I haven't been cooking as much because I find I don't have the stamina.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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And it's like, if I don't cook a pargy meal, like there is not a pargy meal to eat.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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It really was kind of gross. I mean, it's like what I've been trying to tell you is like there's nothing better than home cooking. Homemade wares. But this week I have been craving like restaurant. I want it all done for me. Honestly, I blame Miss Patricia because ever since her Napoleon party last week, like I just wanted a big fat meal and I've not been able to get one.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Well, we can have one after this. I'm always game for a big fat meal. I made one last night for dinner. We had like meatballs, of course, pasta. Um... fresh basil from Olivia's garden. So it was a party meal. I had a party meal too. I don't feel done. Cause I was at this event, this henna and there was like a lot of like meats being passed around. I did. I'm like extremely cultured.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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People don't realize that about me. Like that's something that's kind of slipping through the cracks here is like, I know a lot.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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And you love like henna meats. I love meats. Yeah. Like meat cigars, which is one of the craziest things about you.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Yeah, which is just like spiced meat you like. And now that I'm slightly anemic, I need to be eating a lot of meat. Load up, Turnie. Load it up, yeah. So all's to say, great reminder from Jason and Kylie. Travis. It's hard not to say Jason and Kelsey. It's also hard to say Jason and Travis. I was going Jason and Kelsey, Kylie.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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You want to be my friend? Change your name. Are you ready for our next story? Mm-hmm. Miles Teller went on Watch What Happens Live last night. Of course, the one night I don't fucking watch. Wait.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Yeah, that was a crazy time. And not us getting the exclusive interview with Ashley Jacobs. And Thomas in the stands. Correct. Thomas coming to our studio in Long Island City.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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He's promoting his new movie with Anya Taylor-Joy. Yes. I don't know who he was on with because I didn't watch, and I always watch after Southern Charm. Did he have the first chair? He looks to have had the first. No, it looks like he had the second chair, so it was a woman. Okay, I'm gonna go on the Bravo. Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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I missed this too, because I was actually- I'm sorry, because I was in the car.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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And I was going to sleep early, because I work really hard. Right. And then in the car this morning, I can't be on my devices, because I'm old.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Yeah, well, no, he gets a lot of big stars, but I just, I do feel like recently, and also the newsmaking episodes are more so the Bravo episodes. And so even if he has Diane Sawyer on, like, we don't hear about it because it wasn't after Southern Charm.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Yeah. So Miles Teller hilariously called out Andy Cohen for looking at his crotch on Watch What Happens Live on Thursday as he recalled learning Michael Jackson's iconic dance moves after a fan called in to the late-night broadcast. asking about the upcoming Michael biopic in which Teller plays entertainment lawyer John Branca.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Okay, I thought you were saying Miles Teller's playing Michael Jackson. I actually just, like, I didn't even think about it. I assumed that he was, and now I realize that he's not.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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No, or they will, like... transform the original actor. I think it's one actor. It's definitely like a murky line of like woke-ism. Yeah, plus you add in all the allegations. I would maybe skip the biopic entirely. No, for sure. I think it's going to be a tough one to get right. Who does Miles play? His entertainment lawyer, John Branca.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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But he shared that he's always been a massive fan of Michael. He said, I think I learned to do the moonwalk when I was like 11 and I would grab my crotch as a little kid. He said I got into so much trouble in school. While Cohen was not on camera at the time, Miles was quick to expose that the host was checking him out. And when he said that.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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It's kind of a weird story. It is a weird story. I need to watch a clip. Because for me, it does highlight something that always happens on Bravo, which is Andy really objectifying all of the guys, ignoring all of the girls, of course. We didn't even know I was on the show.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Yeah. And he admitted that he did. Yeah. And that's, I feel like it was funny, but it depends how the rest of the episode went, which I hope to watch one day.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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I don't know. It's just like, so such, you never encourage anyone to watch an old episode. I'm not even worried about her. Like I'm worried about us. Of course. No, how fat was I? I don't even want to know. Are we like simping?

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Yeah, and that this show is so different from other shows that he's going on, like GMA. Right. You know.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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We're here to have fun. Camel, yeah. Yeah, with Jimmy Kimmel Howell. Jimmy Kimmel Howell. Camel. Jimmy Kimmel Howell. Colin. Colin. Are you ready for our next story? What number? Number three. Oh, yeah. Selena and Benny are making news today. The singer has debuted a new song titled Scared of Loving You off her upcoming collaborative album with her fiance, Benny Blanco.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Did you see Jessica Simpson's really singing music? I saw it. And she's putting her whole justice into it. She's putting her sympathy into it. Listen, she is so talented. She is. Everyone sleeps on her all of the time. Super Bowl splits next year. Jessica Simpson. You know who I was actually thinking should do the next Super Bowl? And it's like, it's the move. Like, so cross genre.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Like, for everyone. Post Malone. Yes. Not only, like, he's...

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Literally you're fired. It's true. And I feel like we could also come to an agreement that Bruno Mars could do it every year and everyone would be happy every year. And what's wrong with that?

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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The kids would love it. Die With a Smile. Yes, so many collaborators. So many, I mean, of course, but also every year after the Super Bowl, then this rumor starts that like Miley's being tapped for next year.

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Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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She would be amazing. Yep. And I fully endorse that. And I just don't think it's remotely true whatsoever. And like somehow it becomes a rumor every year and it's like not fair to all of us and to her. Agreed.

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And it was just because... No, she was starting out like in earnest doing interviews. And so she came on the toast and it was really early in the season. I don't think a lot of people like wanted her on yet, but we're like, yeah, sure. Yeah. We love Southern Charm. It was a bonus that he came. We didn't expect him to come. And then things got bad for him and she stopped doing press.

The Toast

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I guess. I hope that she's, I think what she's doing is really working for her between acting and Rare Beauty and like, she was never my pop star. Yeah. So like, and I feel like based on the documentary, like every time she's gone into music, like it's been really bad for her. It probably would be better with her man by her side, but it could also ruin the good thing in her life.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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I would stay away, but she released a single with him instead.

The Toast

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Yeah. And it's a collaborative album with him. So it's like going to be a lot. Does he sing? Yeah. Well, produce.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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She said in the lyric, she says, I'm not scared of loving you. I'm just scared of losing you. Because how could they love you as much as I do?

The Toast

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When I was young, I would love to fast. Who didn't? Hope I don't repeat my past.

The Toast

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Correct. Last. Past. Past. So stream new Selina and Benny. If you want to. We'll see how it is. Yeah. This is like a new era.

The Toast

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I don't get it. It must be. Well, it's different for different people. But I think it's also something about like living in L.A. Actors must just get like they must just seem like a different tier. And you just like want to be a part of that. And you're just drinking the Kool-Aid living there.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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I do think for Selena, like coming from Disney and everything, I think acting was always her favorite thing. So that, for Lady Gaga, don't try and understand what, she's not doing it to be part of the A-list. She's doing it for the art. Yeah. That's so Gaga. Yeah. Our fourth story, are you ready for our fourth story?

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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But I think she had intended to do a lot of press. It just like she, her press tour got cut short.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

24.172

We need to talk about the studio in the room.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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And she was an early cast member. And in those early days, like you go on, I mean, we've always been the biggest show in our hearts and minds.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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But I think then it was like, you know, she wasn't doing E! News yet, but The Toast. We were just like both the right size at the right time. So there's your Southern Term recap. There's your Southern Term recap. I didn't watch, but I got like a full night's sleep. I woke up on my own so early, way before my alarm to get ready for my big day in the city.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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It feels like the last day of camp.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Yes, you do. Our next story, Colleen Hoover is back on Instagram, deleted all of her pictures with both Blake and Justin. What does it mean, Turdy?

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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And I'm just such a city slicker today, like commuting to work with my coffee, with my bag.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2731.398

Like she's, she's a public- She has books to sell too. She has books to write. Right, but it's not even about that anymore.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2736.922

Yeah, but she has like a lot of jobs. Yeah. A lot of torches in the fire. I feel a little sorry for her in thinking about like what I think must have happened here. I could see her getting- duped by either one of these people. These are big Hollywood stars. Colleen Hoover, she's had a lot of writing success, but take out the money and stuff. She's just from a small town.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2762.123

This is her first foray into Hollywood, and she just gets completely ripped to shreds. I don't think she really knows how to handle anything that's happened. Everyone else is just very...

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2775.134

She's just like a regular lady, so even if she took the wrong side, we don't know what happened. Blake Lively seems like the biggest deal in the world. It's easy to get caught up. And also, part of her what people say and the way she like manipulates people. It's like with her charm and her smile and like, you know, women empowerment.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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No, I know, but you know I like to make a big deal out of small things. Of course.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2793.764

And like, I could see just Colleen wasn't ready for any of this. And so I feel bad for her because no matter how it went down, like I just feel like she was not one of these types of people.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

282.904

No, and I just like to give every day its own exciting brand. Today's my city slicker day.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2827.379

Yeah. But even if she had like taken Justin's side over the summer when things were going well for Justin, then like people who were team Blake might've excavated this story about her son. Like I just, I feel like no matter what, like she's caught in the middle of this like really big, bad thing that happened that has like seriously like disturbed the entire industry. And no matter what,

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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what she did, like she's at the center of it because it's her movie and like everyone's looking to her to be like, well, what happened on set? And like, who do you think is right or wrong?

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2852.435

Yeah. She doesn't know. She's not in those backroom meetings.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2865.788

Nor does she have, like, the experience or the prowess to, like, see what's going on. So I just feel, like, bad for her because she's in the center no matter how you slice it.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2917.75

But I do think there's a lesson here for her. I feel like she really was involved in this and posting on Instagram about getting this off the ground. And I do feel like she needs to establish a production company and take herself out of it a little bit and not be so arm and arm with the cast because there's all this stuff that can go down. You know, it was fun. She needs a little distance.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2936.756

And I think that that's just a good thing to do anyway. Yeah. Because she was very much in the weeds.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2962.554

It's hard for them. But I think the distance would protect them a little bit. And I think she needs that. I agree. And with all her books being turned into movies, it's a good lesson to learn. Yeah.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2975.443

This whole story is so crazy. This little book that all the women for the girlies has turned into one of the biggest scandals in Hollywood in years. It's not the biggest of this type.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

2997.852

Stranger than fiction. Correct. Our fifth and final story, a little sports news. Aaron Rodgers has been cut from the Jets. I'm very like, I'm not happy about this.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3012.475

I spent a lot of my time watching his documentary. And so when I saw that, like, you know, they're telling this comeback story about how he's going to like be with the Jets and win the Super Bowl. And by the time I watch the documentary, like they're already at, they're not even in the playoffs. So I was like, oh damn, it's not their season. But you know, I'm still like rooting for that moment.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3028.786

And now he's been cut from the Jets. He will not return as quarterback. And I have to assume like he's going to retire, right? It's such a bad way to go out. I don't think he's going to retire. He spent, he worked so hard healing himself. I think he wants another season. Where does he go? You know where he should go? The 49ers? Yeah.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

306.6

You guys, I already know that's why it's not news to me, but I'm going to still act like I don't.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3060.23

I think he has got his work cut out for him, but I think it's also the Jets. I think he's still a great quarterback. He works so hard. He trains so hard. He literally broke records in how quickly he healed his heel. And he's such a mentally...

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3113.109

If you love something, set it free.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3132.014

He can't. I think he should go... Well, he'll go to another team. I like the 49ers. I know. Even though, like, Brock's really working things out. He's not, like, amazing, but he's good. I do think... He just got married. You can cut him. In watching his doc... No, not cut, because it would be, like, a short-term thing. He'd be back up. He'd be like a... In watching his documentary, like...

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3152.222

The 49ers were like where he was supposed to go. That's like where he. Really? Yeah, like when he was drafted.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3161.216

The way I remember it, he's from the Bay Area. When he was drafted, they needed a quarterback and he was hoping that that's where he was going. He had a really bad draft experience. It was a draft day situation where nobody really wanted him. He wound up being drafted to the Packers, but they already had Brett Favre who refused to retire.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3178.328

So he had to ride the bench for a number of years until it was his time. And the 49ers have always been the one that got away. Well, I think it's actually late. And maybe Brock could train under him. I think Brock needs a little bit of that Aaron Rodgers toughness. Who's Aaron dating right now?

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3203.212

So no one at the moment, but I do think the 49ers are where you go to find love. Oh, to settle down. I just feel like the 49ers have good... romantic energy they seem a lot of them seem like very happily and like stable partners I love that and because you could be with a girl from LA right Olivia Culpo it opens up the pool Olivia Culpo you're not saying like we have to move to Boise yeah

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3233.204

Oh my God. And I could just get so excited for every game.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3266.677

Oh, I was like, what was my Queenie? My Queenie is a Friday edition. This part of your new studio.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3273.48

This studio and this experience is totally my Queenie. They had a great way to end the week. It's giving such like Monday energy on a Friday. Like we're bringing out the big guns and it's just been like so gargy to look at and have a fresh new environment. It's brought out some freshness in us. So the studio is my Queenie.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3321.084

Like I, I'm good. My weenie of the week is unfortunately the Kansas City Chiefs. Oh, wow. They played in such a weenie-like manner.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3331.375

They barely gave us a Super Bowl. Like, we might as well have not. We didn't even have a game. Even though, like, towards the end, Patrick kind of, like, threw the greatest touchdown of all time. It's so irrelevant. Which is so crazy. Yeah. Like, the longest... The longest yard. The longest yard. Very much weenie behavior. Like we were all rooting for you. We all like got dressed and cooked.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3351.217

In our faces. People traveled and they got hotels. Sitters. Everyone was just like showing up for a game and like you guys couldn't hack it. And then you didn't even show up. Right. Very much weenie like behavior. They are an instance of I'm sure in the future they'll be the queenies. Yeah. But like the week isn't over and like you're still nursing that L. Yeah.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3415.401

I'm sorry, she is. I feel like the discourse that I've seen about it, people are thinking that it's, they're not disagreeing with Mandy about the craziness.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3438.012

And I'm sorry, everything that's happened to you, but you are wrong. No, you are wrong. When I think about that picture, I'm like, damn, Amazon. You can get it anywhere, anytime. Imagine if they didn't deliver and it was the person's only receiving address to get stuff and they're like, we're being discriminated against because our house is burned down. Right, but we still have land. Right.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3456.326

I just, I think it's preposterous. I understand seeing that picture, like seeing that image like driving up and there's a box in front of the rebel and it would be more like a ha ha moment. Not even a ha ha, it's kind of like a cultural statement. I could see that winning like photo of the year. Yeah, rather than like a shame on you for doing the job that I asked you to do. Yeah.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3472.214

So it's poetic, but it's not unjust. I agree. She's gotten like a little carried away. With the praise.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3478.919

Yeah. Okay. I'm so glad because I actually kept thinking about it. I saw people's takes and I'm like, wait, I disagree with all of you. Every time I see the picture more and more, I'm just like so impressed of that box standing there. Like a phoenix from the ashes.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

3517.35

Love ya. Bye. Just in time for games day. Games tune. Games tune. Games tune. I hope this brings a little games to your life. Thumbnail.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

394.808

I think it would just have been too... Too much content. Yeah, no, I didn't see that for you. And you have made a lot of it now that I think about it.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

416.468

Yeah, and now I hear like it's optional. What? You know, like some people are like, I'm not doing that. I'm not drinking that.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

425.294

No, by the way, I don't have a friend who's not taken the test. It's more so like things I've seen on the internet. Of course. People being like, by the way, do you know like you don't have to do that? No, I didn't know that.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

449.999

Yeah, I wonder what Dr. Fox would say if you said, I don't want to do the test. The thing about Dr. Fox is like- He's very understanding. He is, but I also don't question him, like whatever he says. Yeah, no, but I just wonder like what he would say. Would he say you have to do it? What would he say? I don't know. What would the fox say? What does the fox say?

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

479.835

I am yours, I will forever be yours, and today especially, I am yours. I'm yours. I love that. Yeah. It's really beautiful that we're spending Valentine's Day together. My driver driving me down here, he was like, oh, are you having like a big Valentine's Day dinner with your family? And I was like, no. Like, why would you say that? And I'm like, oh, it's Valentine's Day. That's why.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

514.116

Zach and I have yet to acknowledge that it's Valentine's Day. I feel like he forgot. And I feel like because I've so lowered the bar over the years on gifts, those things don't matter to me as much anymore. I feel like he thinks I don't need flowers. I don't know if he got me flowers. He needed to have gotten me flowers.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

565.286

I really thought you were. And I hate to brag, you know, I hate to brag. I thought you were about to read something sappy and I was like, wow, Jay Shetty got the best of you. She's changed.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

577.056

Oh my God. I was like, ever since she got some validation about her Jay Shetty clip, about her relationship with Ben, she's like bringing more of that energy to the show.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

592.649

Oh, my God. Shorty, that's beautiful. I just wanted to. I want to love, like, all the time.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

602.061

don't cry get you a man who wishes you a happy game tunes day by the way remember when Jeff Bezos' text got leaked and all the toasters like recreated his text messages text your man happy game tunes day and let us know what he says well at least you've gotten wished a happy game tunes day right because my husband and I we haven't exchanged pleasantries yet but we were also like on different tracks this morning like we haven't like looked each other in the eye yet so let's see I think I'm gonna leave it to him to like

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

630.698

wait to see when he's going to acknowledge that it's Valentine's day. And it doesn't like matter to me so much, but now I'm curious, like, does he remember? Will I be getting flowers? And I'll know if they were ones that were ordered, like, or like picked up from Publix. He loves that. Yeah. He loves. And you know what?

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

646.857

Like I've like clowned on him for like getting me flowers from the grocery store. But like they're nice. They are nice, by the way. But there's something about like, you know, ordering something a few days before. A little preparation. I don't think I'm getting a gift because like usually we would discuss such a thing. But a flower would be nice.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

664.418

Cargy or what, like scale one to ten?

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

697.695

Gen X is above us. Above Y. We are Y. Right.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

70.353

No, they could never. It's such a treat for us to be in like such a professional studio and just sit down like a bunch of talent. I commuted to work today.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

708.704

I think they would like that though.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

711.621

It would be like those crazy kids.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

715.463

Like kind of random, just like little anecdotes, I would say. Little anecdotes to wrap up the week. Today is more so about us being together, though. I would say like that's the theme of the day. Love. That's kind of the big story. Game tunes. City slickers. Being in a party new environment. Extraordinary Americans. Extraordinary Americans. Yes. And that's all, really.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

743.396

I never like, I had an answer until you asked me that question. You always do that to me. And I'm like, now I don't know. I shouldn't have given you the options. What kind of pants are you wearing? Capris. Yeah, I would say capris too. These are capris. And aren't they nice? It's like a trouser capris. It's really lovely. Well, because I was coming to the big city.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

755.843

So I wanted to wear something nice. All the way from Boise. While also we have a day with the kids. So then I could take my sweater off. I'm wearing a t-shirt bodysuit.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

766.788

No, we came all this way to our PNS, Parsi New Studio.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

78.159

Just like a very regular but extraordinary day for me. We're so American. We're so regular but extraordinary.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

780.22

Yeah. So I need my outfit to have some versatility. Of course, of course. While also respecting homage to being in the city.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

791.69

Yeah. Oh, also, I drove on the highway yesterday. It's beautiful. I don't know if you heard. Everyone was kind of talking about it. Actually, I didn't hear. I read about it on page six. Yeah, everyone was talking about it. And I just have to say, like, I don't know how people text and drive. Like, I can barely breathe and drive. I can barely scratch my leg and drive.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

807.686

Like, when I got on the highway, I was like, whatever the music is, I'm not going to be able to change it forever.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

842.06

eating oh I don't know how people do anything and drive on the highway also my leg was gonna cramp I couldn't you can't move your foot an inch you couldn't reposition on the pedal like oh my god it's stressful out here I don't know how you guys do it yeah well us big city slickers does it get easier like yes which part gets more comfortable like

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

869.646

My hands were like stuck. White knuckling. My leg was seriously going to cramp.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

880.192

Relax and be myself. Right. Well, I had to give myself a lot of pep talks. Of course, my number one thing is like Margo Ashery drove on the highway after like three months of getting her license. I can do this.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

891.377

Oh, I didn't even think of her. Constantly must be thinking of her. My role model. Mm-hmm. That was one. And then I'm like, you know what, Jackie, you are an intelligent, capable person. Yep. You can do this. You've built a successful business. You've birthed two children. What is the highway? I have sense. You know, I've got my eyes open. You have sense. I'm very comfortable in my vehicle. Mm-hmm.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

910.244

I can do this, and I did it. Oh, did you see my henna tattoo?

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

918.747

It looks like spray tan that, like, got stuck. Okay, yeah, so I messed it up, but basically... Looks like Beauty by Beats. You forgot to wash your hands.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

949.493

I'll take some, but you know, I was feeling spiritual and holy too.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

956.057

Yeah. And just the universe and the way things work. And so I'm glad that we're aligned on that.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

968.904

Yeah. Now, I think without further ado, we can get into the stories because, you know, our family's waiting for us. Our family is waiting for us. We only have so much time booked at the PNS.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

989.855

Not today. I don't feel weird. No. It's the vibes in the studio. Yeah.

The Toast

Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

995.398

Yeah. So, without further do-dat-do-dat-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you-dat-do need to know.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

1006.01

Very, maybe, maybe not. Maybe that's not a con, but.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

1014.195

Yeah, my second one was kind of bussing, wouldn't you say?

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

1018.597

I know, but like my first one was just immediate family. I didn't even invite my best, best friends in this world.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

1023.96

Yeah, but also I just like, I didn't, yeah, I guess you could say it was COVID, but like, I just felt like I just wanted super small, like even Dana wasn't there.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

1032.364

And then my second one, like I had my swirlies there. My swirlies were there.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

109.145

Okay. And then the fifth thing that will likely happen are the stories. And for a Friday, they are popping off my friends.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

1155.08

So what did you want to say to the techs of America? Oh, oh, oh, thank you. I forgot. Tell us. I know, but it's like not their job. And when they do reveal too much, what if it's good? What if they think that it's good and then the doctor sees something else? If they're telling you that it's wrong, you're sitting there for 40 minutes.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

1174.704

I mean, that was like we were saying yesterday about my tech who was crying. Yeah, Jackie had a tech who was like doing the scan and not only did she say stuff, she was crying. She started crying because before she did that scan, I think it might've been the same scan that you just had. She measured my cervix.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

118.93

And then the sixth thing is my Southern charm recap. Cause I watched the new episode of Southern charm last night. I watched Craig on watch what happens live. And then I listened to Madison LaCroix on skinny confidential podcast this morning and because I'm obsessed with Southern Charm. I think I need to go to BravoCon and go to a Southern Charm panel. There's never been a bigger fan of the show.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

1187.309

She went in and she saw it was really short and she told me I had a short cervix, but I didn't know what that meant. And she was like, the doctor will explain to you. And then we had the 40 minute scan. And as she's doing all these images and stuff, she is crying.

The Toast

It's A ______! : Friday, December 13th, 2024

1206.215

No, no, no, no, no. And like, yeah, now in hindsight, I know why she was crying and it was a sad situation, but we need a little bit of professionalism.

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Yeah, you have to learn to not read them whatsoever. Because you're like making yourself.

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You never know when those hemorrhoids are going to hit. It's just a good thing to have in the house. So true. But like, can you believe, like, how do you not know that? I get, I don't know. I feel like of all the crazy things that he might not know. I told you what my husband didn't know the other day. I'm not even repeating it. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazier. Yeah. So take solace.

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No, just that I have been consulting with Shannon all day yesterday and the day before because she has embarked on her sourdough journey. And yesterday, like we were sending videos, voice notes, and I was also making a loaf yesterday. So we were, I was just like showing her what it should look like. And all's to say, she sent me a video this morning.

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If there ever was a Friday that felt like a Friday, it is this Friday because this is our last... regular episode of the toast. There will be toast on Patreon. So next week, go to patreon.com slash a toast. However, like this is our last regular workday of the year for us, for us, and I, and it's very, very exciting.

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She has risen and Shannon had made a beautiful pargy, pargy loaf. That's kind of big on her first try. Yeah, no, I know. I'm like, she crushed it. I'm very excited for her.

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I should host a Southern Charm panel. No one else has seen every single episode except for the back half of last season. But what was so nice is that Michael and Lauren weirdly also are obsessed with Southern Charm. They're talking about, they miss Thomas. They're talking about the funniest things from the of the show. So I have my Southern Charm recap. It's also like tied in.

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She's such an ally. Like we don't deserve Shannon. It's so amazing. I think she, I think some form of Holocaust education in her childhood really impacted her. I think so too. And I think she's actually like, it's so full circle that- The perfect person. That now that she's donating to Mark Schoenert, because whatever education she had, like seriously impacted her. And I just, I need to-

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They don't make them like Shannon Ford.

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And the fact that she didn't even tell you. Yeah. And that's like also what they say is like the, the,

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highest form of charity is like you know doing it anonymously so like our five grand that we pledge like we're such yes so obnoxious but but if we didn't do that then maybe we would inspire others so it was an inspirational you know yeah it was very motivational to others anyway she's just such a queen she's such a queen and she deserves all the praise and that's not why she did it but we just like everybody needs to know like that's that's who you're following like that's a queen right there

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Yeah, yeah. And you should know when the people that you're following are like wonderful.

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Yeah, I think so. Because I think we could get into the stories because I think there's a lot of stories that people are tuning in today for.

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It was giving in memoriam. No, the fact that whenever someone sends me a screenshot from TMZ like that, and no one ever does. Dead. There's a death.

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So obviously I literally gasped and then I was, and then it got lower, but still that initial gasp is why I have that shock.

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I completely agree. Further. And you know what? Maybe this will knock him down a few pegs and he will DJ at the science museum.

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Spritz was prevalent on the show last night. Like real ones could see it in the background of two scenes, Craig's opening scene and then the scene that he filmed with Austin in the hot tub. And fun fact that I learned after the fact was that our husbands were with them that day.

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Now, without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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The reason why there was all that Spritz and fresh fruit in the background is because they were doing a photo shoot at Craig's house.

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Our husbands were not in the show at all, but just knowing that a few hours prior and like they were at the house when Austin did come over. So knowing that they were there for that, like just made me feel cool. But also I actually don't want to be involved in the show. Like this is art for me. Like I don't want to be in it. The seventh thing. And the good news is, is that I'm not in it.

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Welcome. So our first story, the aforementioned arrest of James Kennedy. He has been arrested for domestic violence. Vanderpump Rules star James Kennedy is in trouble with the law. TMZ learned the Bravo personality was arrested for misdemeanor domestic violence. Mr. Meaner? Mr. Meaner. Mr. and Mrs. Meaner. That's like Missy Elliott, right? Misdemeanor. Oh my God, I never put that together. Yeah.

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Well, law enforcement sources told TMZ that Burbank police were dispatched to a home in the area Tuesday night after receiving a call about an argument between him and a woman. They're told a witness saw James and the woman arguing with James allegedly grabbing her at one point, though were told officers did not see any visible injuries on her.

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It's worth noting that James and his girlfriend, Allie Luber, appeared to attend a holiday party at Kathy Hilton's home the night of the arrest. I'm sure she's thrilled to be associated with this. Just... Peachy for Kathy. After investigating the situation, police say they determined it was a domestic incident, leading to the DJ being arrested for misdemeanor domestic violence.

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He was released after posting $20,000 bail.

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Yeah, that's a big question here. I don't actually, not assume, but I feel like things don't reach this level yet. For him when he's not drinking.

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And then call the police because it's like a scary situation.

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Yeah. But this is not all good. Like this is not a good.

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situation even if you know it turned out to be just like a loud fight like that's not healthy yeah and this is like a situation where normally like in a year from now we would get a little bit of clarity because of the show but there is no show right so who knows when and if we'll ever know anything unless Ali shares but I don't know if they're breaking up or I don't I don't know why I feel like they're not

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I don't feel like they are either. Also then Kristen Doty chimed in.

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There's boxes in the background, like with our name on it.

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Yeah. I don't know. Maybe we'll hear more from her. Maybe we'll hear from him. I do think we'll hear from him. He has a career in the public eye. You don't just like get arrested and then not address it and move on. So I think he'll probably put out a statement. Maybe he'll do some podcasting.

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Because we haven't seen that many sci-fi movies. I haven't even seen it. How about that? Oh, that's funny. I saw it. Switzerland. Switzerland.

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And then what does it do to you? Just like takes all the.

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I have a question for you. Unless you feel like really attached to your Queenie and Weenie this week, would you want to make it Queenie and Weenie of the year?

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Yeah, I think it's a very nuanced conversation.

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Harry Chowsey is very layered.

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No, it couldn't be. It could only be a one season wonder, even though they did other seasons because people knew, like they were shocked when they found out the format. They did not know what kind of show they were showing up for.

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And also like as a male reality star, it is hard to have longevity. Michael Bostic was just saying this about Southern Charm and he's so right. Like it's harder to make a brand in a business. Like girls, you just like get on, you know, do your makeup. Like social media is a woman's game. It's harder for men to have longevity. So I actually, Harry Jowsey is very impressive. I completely agree.

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And that's a really good point. Yeah. Our next story, a little more legal news because Morgan Wallen has pleaded guilty and been sentenced to seven days incarceration at DUI Education Center for drunkenly throwing a chair off a roof in Nashville.

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Yeah, Morgan Wallen will spend seven days at a DUI education center months after he was arrested for throwing a chair from the roof of a Nashville bar. A judge in Nashville sentenced him to one week of incarceration, which will be served at the DUI education center, as well as two years probation, one for each of his misdemeanor charges for reckless endangerment, and he also must pay a $350 fine.

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Well... And also it's worth noting his attorney said that Mr. Wallen has cooperated fully with authorities throughout these last eight months, directly communicating and apologizing to all involved. Mr. Wallen remains committed to making a positive impact through his music and foundation.

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Yeah, I think this feel like this, you do the crime, you do the time.

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Like if I saw your friend Margo walking down the street, like with a big bag, and you told me there's a book in that bag, can you guess what book this woman is reading? It would take me 5 million guesses before I thought she would be reading my situation's book. She's a very classy woman.

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I feel like someone could be a weenie of the year. Like, like P Diddy.

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I think they would have gotten a couple of days in the slammer.

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Maybe it's a little more because he's a celebrity. Maybe someone else would have gotten away with it. And he just has like a history of bad behavior that like colors this. And it's like, you know what? You need to pay the time. But I don't think it's an over, I think like he really could have, he could have killed someone. It's so true. I mean, I agree. I think it's fair.

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And like, it's a small sentence because no one got hurt and it wound up being completely fine. But like, it's a very dangerous thing to do. And like, in order to not do stuff like that again, like you need to learn your lesson.

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But she was sentenced to jail. You do get sentenced to like maybe 30 days up to like something like that. Not for everyone. I think it just depends on the judge and the history of the person.

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Yeah, I think Paris Hilton, like what, during that time, like they were sentenced to time in jail, but then like due to overcrowding and bureaucracy, like sometimes it doesn't happen.

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And he's also not going to jail. He's going to a rehabilitation center. Now it's not gonna be Betty Ford. It's probably gonna be like a tough place to be, not comfortable, not cushy, but it's not jail.

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No, you're definitely moving the needle. It's not my TBR, but the more you talk about it, the more I'm like, oh.

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Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Not any legal news. Kim Kardashian scooted her way into her Skims event in sky-high heels despite her broken foot. So a lot of things happening. Skims opened a flagship store in New York City, like a major- On Fifth Avenue, like where everybody is- Multi-story flagship that is like reserved for-

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I hear you. Maybe we do both. Like, let's see where the cards are. Let's see where the episode is. Let's see if we feel inspired. Cause I know my queenie of the year. Like that, it came through loud and clear.

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Gorgeous store. So not only did she reach that level of retail success, she went to the opening. She looked beautiful. She had a broken foot. She rode in on a scooter. I didn't even know that she had a broken foot. That was my first time. I didn't know either. But she wasn't going to let that stop her from attending her big event or looking really amazing. She looked beautiful.

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And then there was also a dinner to celebrate this momentous occasion. And so many Swirlies were in attendance, like Past, Skims, Faces. Adrienne Bailon. Adrienne Bailon, Cardi B, Ice Spice, Tate McRae, Meghan Trainor. Just like really everyone came out to support Kimberly. Yeah.

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Okay, let's save it for that.

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Thank you, Turdy. You're my loved one.

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Last ad break. Thank you, Code Turd. I don't even know what to say. Damn. Well, our next story, some good news. Let's hear it. Good charitable news. Taylor Swift visited a children's hospital on Thursday night in Kansas City, the Children's Mercy Kansas City Hospital. And she took pictures with a bunch of the patients. She made TikToks.

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She was talking about Travis, just like really so warm and lovely.

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She's a beacon of the community. And it's very much like, it's wag behavior. This is like, the wags do a lot of the philanthropy and they're beacons in the community, like all of the big ones.

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And she's not doing this because she's a wag, but like it just, it's so, she does it, we've seen her do it other times as well, but like it's doing it in his place of work. It's very beautiful. And really, I feel like she's really making Kansas City her home.

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Yeah, no, she protects the children.

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She protects the children. She protects the children. She like loves kids.

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No, but some people have like a special love of children. Yes. And she does, yes. The surrogate. Just makes you wonder.

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Yeah, because we also want to not drop it next week because we want to talk about it on this show.

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But also it's like, it's so nice for the parents, like what they're going through. It's just, she's giving back to everyone. And then the nurses who took pictures with her was like, didn't expect to see Taylor Swift today.

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We saw on the show, they're always giving back to the community. They meet with veterans and go to old age homes. And it's really, really nice. So sweet. So sweet. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes. It's random that this is the fifth and final story of the year because I feel like it should be more like pointed, but I liked it. Whatever.

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So Jim Carrey is talking about the potential for a Grinch sequel and what the movie The Grinch means to him and the way that it's been received. And we're also getting a lot of interesting facts about Dr. Seuss and The Grinch. And I live in a very big Grinch house. So maybe I am personally invested, but that movie fucking rocks.

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He said he'd be open to filming a sequel of the live action How the Grinch Stole Christmas, but with a caveat. So he said playing his character required wearing copious amounts of makeup and being covered head to toe in green faux fur and heavy prosthetics. In an interview with Comic Book, he said he'd do another film if we could figure out the Grinch.

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The thing about it is on the day, I do that with a ton of makeup and can hardly breathe. It was an incredibly excruciating process. The children were in my mind all the time. It's for the kids. It's for the kids. It's for the kids. And now with motion capture and things like that, I could be free to do other things. Anything is possible in this world.

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Now, as Comic Book noted, Carrie would be one of only a select few actors who would ever be able to portray the Grinch due to strict guidelines set by the estate of Dr. Seuss, who died in 1991. Per the estate, the actor cast as the Grinch had to be of a very particular height and frame.

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In a letter outlining examples of actors who would fit the characteristics, Carrie, along with Jack Nicholson, Robin Williams, and Dustin Hoffman, were mentioned.

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Right. But they were just giving examples of the height of death. However, somehow Matthew Morrison passed muster.

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He's making headlines because he's doing press for his new movie, Sonic the Hedgehog.

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But the Grinch is actually like, it seems silly, but it is one of the biggest Christmas movies. Like it's top five Christmas movies. He said, when I sit at home and I put on the TV and I see the Grinch up there being viewed by everybody every Christmas, it's so gratifying. It's unbelievable. There really is truly incredible magic in the universe, which is true.

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And also like there is a written Grinch sequel.

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How the Grinch lost Christmas. Right, where like everybody loves him.

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Yeah, and he's like in the Christmas tree competition for who can make the best tree.

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But he's still being so competitive that he ignores Cindy Lou, brushes her off, even though she's making the most meaningful tree. And again, he's lost the spirit of Christmas because he wanted to be the best instead of being a part of it.

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Yeah, agreed. And I think it would be great with Jim Carrey because he was fantastic.

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He's not interested in being understood.

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Yeah, because I feel like other comedians of his elk in that time don't resonate for me, just I missed it. But we were really young.

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Yeah, he never like went on to do like, you know, Oscar movies, like Steve Carell.

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He could write a book. I feel like that would be a really good medium for him.

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There'll be more things like, like the name, you know, knock wood. Like, so it's not the last.

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He would have full control, you know, tell the parts he wants to tell.

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He also wants the money. Does he have children?

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Maybe he really likes the high life. Maybe he's got a plan.

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Oh, interesting. And maybe she likes Birkins.

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I wanna know girlfriends. Like how has he not had like so many flings?

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Yeah, but he's also definitely like, he likes to have a girlfriend. So he's definitely dating people, but maybe now more quietly ever since like the tragedy. And Ariana Grande for sure.

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It's actually not even, that's not even a lot. It's just a lot of time has passed. The passage of time is significant.

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No, I know. I need more now. We need him on the pod, Dream Guest.

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No, and like, we're so low stakes.

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We're not here to expose anyone. Like we literally only want to have our faves on. This is fun.

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This has put me at a crossroads, Claudia. I don't know where to go from here. I hated the episode so much. I have three episodes to watch and this show is like one of my favorite. It was a safe space.

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It went down like a little chaotically, but in the most- But to be fair, like if you and Ben just like sat in front of a cake and like looked at the interior and it was like so clearly red or pink or blue, like that's so not you and Ben.

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They've got 14 million viewers. They've got ads to sell. Let them.

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It's the end of the show. Like unless they can move us all to land, man. It's over for that.

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I heard really good things about Landman. However, I did see a scene that was really terrible between- Me too. Between the dad and the daughter. KFC from Barstool posted it.

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It was so weird. It was him asking the daughter like if she's having sex with her boyfriend.

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Landman, you're a bad man, she said. It's going to be top man by James Kennedy. I think of Sandman and Spidey, but I also think of Mr. Sandman. Bring me a drink.

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So there's a lot there, but I've also heard this show called... Blank is the best show ever. It's called Blank.

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There's like it's on. It gets advertised on Paramount. Hold on. I'm going to find the show because I actually I've heard so many great things that I think I'm going to watch it. Olivia is watching Paramount shows. Hold on. Paramount shows that Olivia is watching. Lioness. Haven't heard of it. You haven't? I've heard that that's the one to watch from a number of different places.

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Like, it's so good. Okay, so 1923 and Lioness one day.

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Yeah, I didn't finish 1883. All right, now please tell us what went down in Charleston.

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Last night, season two, the gang's all back. So we're dealing with JT is seriously like the craziest-

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actor not that he's an acting but like as an actor as a human being like literally so crazy so first of all I believe the word you're looking for is person yeah individual um so last episode like he has all this beef with Austin and also he like an ATV fell on him during the off season so he's like walking with a cane now and he decided he had this like really terrible idea to um they stopped

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they were going to some horse race and he like got canes for everyone as like an olive branch. It was so weird. And he had like a really bad pun and it made me uncomfortable. So I'm not even going to repeat it, but it was just like loser behavior. And what he did was he gave a cane to everyone, like, ha ha, making fun of his own cane. And he gave a cane also to miss Patricia.

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and how did she receive that she absolutely hated it everyone was like seriously dying like you don't give a cane to an 80 year old woman like seriously who actually doesn't need one yet like uronic behavior so he's kind of has to like deal with the fallout from that but then he goes to like play golf with Shep and Craig and it's just being like really fucking crazy like saying the wildest stuff about how like he thinks that Madison's husband is worried that JT and Madison like got together in Jamaica like he's not

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Nobody was thinking, nobody's worried about that. He's just like really, I don't know why I didn't see it last season, but like biggest loser ever. Out there? Yeah, really, really crazy. Miss Patricia had an Easter brunch where she invited just, you know,

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the top tier of the cast, which I used to, I don't know if I've gotten older so I have more appreciation for Patricia or she's like backed away from being so involved in the drama and is just like hosts people and doesn't like say nasty comments about people.

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I don't know, but I'm really appreciating her value in the show now and I love her home and she's so close with Madison who is literally the greatest of all time.

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Typically, people aren't going for funny. Well, that's just you and Ben. People aren't me. And then you guys, like, furiously biting into cake pops, thinking there was, like, more clues is my favorite part.

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Yeah. That was really sad. They were like making breakfast and they were just being like so adorable. And her son Hudson, he's 12. And I was like, what a beautiful, perfect thing. And then like, he starts complaining about this pain in his throat. And we find out that this is what's going on. He has thyroid cancer and now he's having some complications.

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And then they're just sitting down for breakfast and just like. it turned so sad. She also had been wanting to like have more kids with him, but those plans have been put on pause while he's going through this. So it was just really sad. But then I was listening to Madison on skinny confidential podcast.

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And what I didn't realize, but this seemed to have been well known is that Madison was doing hair and makeup for the cast of Southern charm. She was. in the crew for many years before she went on the show. So I thought that was so interesting.

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And she went on the show as Austin's girlfriend, but also like, it seemed like production like could tell that she like, let's get this girl in front of the camera. And it worked out really well that way. But now as far as like leading ladies on the show, like it's Madison show, she's like narrating it. She does a lot of the commentary is like the voice of reason.

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And she's just, I love her so much. She's like so gorgeous. It's insane.

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and I just she's hysterical too so when she found out that like JT is like saying this stuff like she's next week she's gonna sure eating him for breakfast can't sure JT friggin wait um then Craig and he's at his house which is so beautiful showing us his gardens his spreads like just living this quieter life Shep is like dating this girl who it seems like based on previews and also on watch what happens live like is totally using him and it's like an end really she's like Miss Bahamas that's she is like you know

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a pageant winner, Miss Bahamas.

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She's obviously, like, very beautiful and very young and, like, I think just, like, wants to be on the show and is, like, obsessed with Shep. So that seems to go south. But Taylor's dating a new guy who they seem really good together. I don't know why Shep was talking. And does Shep still, like, pine for Taylor?

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But then also, at the end, when you tell Margo, and you did what you just did right now, and Margo's like, and then you tell her, and then you tell her, boy, and she's like, yay, we're all boys, and you're like, it's a girl, and she's like.

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No, but, like, Shep is the reason why Shep and Taylor didn't work out and aren't together.

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So she's, like, saying her grandma...

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wishes it was me and her parents wish she was still dating me and it's like I'm sure Taylor at some point which she's moved on like let her be like you don't want a future with her so why can't you just support her being happy with anyone else and it's not Austin you should be pleased right so just good to see the gang really um yeah and I don't know I just I love the world of of Southern Charm

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And Claudia, you're going to be livid. So they were having brunch, Easter brunch at Miss Patricia's. There's a new cast member named Molly. She's been like in the background of other, someone's guest here. She came to a party with Whitney. She's had like stuff with Whitney over the years. Um, and she's very open.

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She used to be a model, but she has a, uh, like a thyroid issue and she's gained a lot of weight over the years on and off, up and down. She gained 45 pounds in 2020. She's lost 20 of it. She was talking at the table how she's got 15 more to go, whatever. Then they were having cupcakes for dessert. And she like made hers like a sandwich, like you said, on your gender reveal.

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And she's showing everyone how she eats it. And Whitney's like, that's the last thing you need.

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And like, he thinks he can say that because they're like old friends. And she didn't even, she's like, it wasn't even, she probably was, she was hurt and she said like, what the fuck? But like, she didn't even give it to him like it needed to be given. But it was like so awful. Like, I don't know how Whitney is still around.

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And not enough people are making, I feel like if it was anybody else who said that they'd be canceled over finished. Like, I don't know why. Maybe because Whitney's like not an internet person.

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I don't know. But it was just like, what?

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No, it was so crazy. Ugly, it's always the uglies.

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No, it was so crazy. And also she's a beautiful girl. Like, and even if she wasn't.

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We do celebrate. But also it's very exciting because there's so much to discuss today. Like, I don't know if the cards can handle this, but I'm thinking a two hour episode.

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Oh, no, I'm saying he said yes to Key when he said to Khloe about a big dinner.

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No, and then also when, like, Alex is... weird fucking cousin Paulie said to Chloe, like, you don't need, she said, we're gonna have a big dinner tonight. Like, cause they were on the cast vacation. He was like, you don't need a big dinner.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She never misses a dinner. Something like that.

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fucking bitch I literally like there's even if I don't even like you and somebody calls you that like I will defend you till the day I die like it bothers me so much it's so crazy so that was just like really crazy that that happened like in going on 2025 on my television for someone who's been on tv for 12 years and is an executive producer and should know how to behave right like have you learned nothing right um let's dive into our final segment the seventh thing we needed to get to today yeah

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So I'll start with my queenie, shall I?

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Okay. Well, my weenie of the week is MGK. Cheating on your pregnant girlfriend who's your twin fire flame soul.

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It's such weenie behavior. It's more than that. But like, what is you doing? And not being able to stop texting bitches for five minutes. Like wiener.

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Yeah, and it's like, nobody asked.

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Whatever anyone said against her, we know that you agree.

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Okay. This is not my Queenie of the year. My Queenie of the week, though, is something that we talked about on next week's Patreon episode, but we haven't spoken about here, which is that at the Hard Rock Seminole Casino this weekend, someone won over $2 million at the casino. Yes.

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The Girly Swirly live show was at the Hard Rock this weekend. The odds that this person is a toaster are extremely high. So my Queenie of the Week is the toaster who likely won almost $3 million this weekend at Girly Swirly's night out.

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I don't feel like this person's gonna come forward because like they're dealing with a lot.

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And it's like, you know, when you win the lottery, like everyone starts coming out of the woodwork. Like she's not gonna come forward publicly. They start acting different. But in my heart of hearts, I know that a toaster won $3 million this weekend at Gizno. And like, that's my queen right there. And if it couldn't be me, I'm happy it was her. Yeah, yeah. And I'm happy that we brought her there.

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Like we're a part of that. A thousand percent. I don't think it was ever cut, but okay.

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Right, but also, even people who are Patreon members, like... if they just see the word boy in the comments, then when they're watching your video, all the suspense is gone. It's Oppenheimer, like you said, you want it to be suspenseful. And if you know the whole time, we're all trying to find out together.

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That's so beautiful and so meaningful. And I completely agree. This community is filled with queenies. If you're listening to us right now, you are the queenie. And we love you dearly. Yeah, and however you listen. No, but if you're hearing these words, if you're hearing these words as I'm speaking them, you're a queenie. Just know that. Just like look inward. What do you see? Queeniedom.

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But I feel like, no, think about who we sent holiday gifts to. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, all of our TNN partners. So Shannon, Ben, and Josh.

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We do. And if you're listening to this episode and you're very sad that we're taking a two-week break, Just know there is content over at patreon.com slash the toast that will start dropping as soon as Monday. You will have episodes. And if you join today, you will have access to 300 episodes that we've done over the last seven years. It's all there waiting for you.

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And literally you could start right now and we would have enough to tide you over until we're back. You wouldn't even be done. No, you wouldn't. Like not even half. No, you would have to stay up all night watching and listening.

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Let's go through everything that needs discussing.

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Like every personal announcement in our life, like has always been on the Patreon. The Patreon's our personal channel. So if you like did the gender reveal, not on Patreon, just because you're not monetizing the gender, like it's actually the antithesis of what you do.

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Wow, I'm so glad that you had that. I'm so glad that also the productivity of getting rid of those people on your beaches.

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We're here to have fun. I don't know when it was when I realized it's like, I don't have to tolerate people that don't like me on my Instagram. This is my fucking Instagram. This is not a democracy. This is my Instagram.

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And like I can, when people are like, they're deleting comments, which by the way, I don't even, I get accused of that all the time and I don't even do it. But like- We get accused of deleting comments when we literally have never until last night. Wait. Or like on our YouTube, we get accused of deleting comments.

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Like I'm not even logged into, like when I look at YouTube comments, I'm logged into my personal account. So like I couldn't delete the ones I don't like if I wanted to. It would take me so much admin. I'd have to ask you for the password. You have to send me the code that YouTube- Oh my God.

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And then we have like two factor authentication. Whose phone or email does it go to? Listen, just to say, I'm not deleting comments.

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But like if I were to- Yeah, I did that.

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There's so much power in it. Were you silent or silenced? Silenced. Yeah. So I'm so glad you had fun last night. I got to watch your vlog. I hadn't seen the whole thing. I obviously like know my part. Claudia also recorded like sharing with us. You had sent me when you and Ben saw like those sisters reactions and the sisters reactions.

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So I didn't get to see like the lead up and like all the fun stuff that happened. And it was really fun to watch as your sister. And I feel like we haven't even discussed like what it means that you're having a boy.

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Everyone has their preferences at the outset.

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Yeah. And when she has a baby, like being the grandma on the mom's side. Huge. You're much more involved because it's the mother's journey. It's just very different. So yeah, there's so much merit in being a girl mom.

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Yeah. There's so much to get. You just have to know what it is. And then like you go down that path and there's so much to get excited about on each path.

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A bris is fun. Oh my God. And- Except also like having to get snatched seven days after you give birth. Actually, I wouldn't say a bris is fun. Yeah, perhaps. No, but it's nice that everybody like gets, like there's an event.

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Like he's like, I'm not just going to like, even on his podcast, he was like, kind of like tough love. On his podcast, he was joking about Jake fighting Mike Tyson. Like, you know, who are you going to fight next? Muhammad Ali? And Jake calls me. He's like, you're delegitimizing the fight, bro. Like, we need people to watch it. It's true. Jake's right.

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So, like, they're getting, they're so much better in terms of, like, having a public brotherhood. But they really insult each other and hurt each other's feelings. It's painful to watch.

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No, but like we just, we would just never have a fight in the public like that.

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Yeah. But maybe that's why they're as successful as they are. No, that's why we'll never be famous.

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But it's really... Well, you're a dirty whore. It's really, really... I'm not even going to respond to that. It's really good. I would really recommend it. They're ripe for a reality show. They're so fascinating. And, like, there's just so many... Like, I can't get over Nina. I cannot get over Nina.

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Yeah, and I'm going to keep watching for their gender reveal. They have a big fight, like a fake fight in the backyard, like a WWE match with one's pink and one's blue of like two hired wrestlers. That's funny. And then whoever is going to win, that's the gender. Right. Like they're so crazy.

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They're so extravagant. They are.

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Yeah, it looks a little nauseating.

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But I don't know. Christmas is a cake. Like after you're in your sugar coma from Kylie's sprinkle cookie, frosted topped sprinkle cookie. You know that that's the one that I want. Oh my God. I'm sure this gives Kourtney a heart attack, like the dyes in that thing. Yeah. And you know they're not using natural flavors. It's red 40.

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No, it's not a spoiler. Next month is Margot's choice. And I said, Sachi, do your worst. Like I want classic Sachi. I was like, pick whatever like romance novel you'd be reading next. It's kind of like what we need. And I know it's what you love to read. And don't feel like you have to pick something for the redheads.

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There's red 40 in that box and Kourtney has to spit next to it.

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Yummy. Also, I know Chloe did cookies and cream. Everything Chloe does is just like good. You know, her house decor is good. She did a skillet. It's a skillet cookie. Her outfits are good. Like she just has good, normal taste.

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Yeah, but basic and good. Oh, you know what? And you know what? Like Courtney couldn't, I'm glad Courtney did the flowerless one that will sit there because it makes the whole thing feel really authentic because if she did something like not, then we just make, oh, they're just slapping their name on it.

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Like she didn't bring the flavor to the box, but she brought the authenticity. And I think the box needs that in addition to everything else.

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I feel like sprinkles should be something that you give up.

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No, no, no. Of course they have dyes in them, which most things do. I don't know. I just have a negative association. They're just like little sugar pellets. They're just so stupid. They're so good. And they taste like nothing.

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Sick individuals. And then Reese's Pieces and M&M's, again, like there should be no M&M's on ice cream. I don't agree. I know we disagree, but the texture is wrong.

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We want a snitch's choice. It is time, especially after what we read. And she provided. I will be reading my first Lucy score book. Your first? My first. I've never read Lucy score.

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No, it's like they slide on your teeth. You can't get a hold of them. You know what?

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Well, now it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know. And I feel as though you need to know them.

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Everybody read that book. I missed out on Miss score. So this will be my first foray into the scores world. Oh, you're not ready.

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I do need a domain for my turd main at turd space. Turdmain.com? I think so. What are we selling? What kind of business are we in?

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Maybe it's like wigs that look like your hair.

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So crazy. Not that I'm going to read Lucy's score is that we have to talk about it at a book club. And I feel like it's like all sex. So like, what are we going to be talking about?

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Okay, our first story. Oh, wait.

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I want you to be aware. We're live.

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Our first story, since we dipped into it, Alex and Ashton Earle are all smiles on the cover of Vogue Turkey on National Siblings Day, which feels like a coincidence, but a party one.

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Yeah, like are the editors at Turkey big fans of the podcast? Hot mess. It's true. And do they have to go to Turkey to shoot this?

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Wait, I'm cracking up. You really think they wanted it to look like Turkey? Because like it is a random sort of spot.

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No, I guess. But like the fact that I even thought, oh, was this in Turkey? Like I think mission accomplished. Right, because it was literally in Florida. But like if they're shooting in Miami, they didn't want us to think it was Miami because they would have done like more iconic Miami shots. Of course, the beach.

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Oh yeah, there's definitely like gilded. It depends where you are. But I feel like there's definitely like farmland and countryside. Well, there's farmland and countryside in every country. I'd love to learn more about the topography of Turkey. And even though the Earl girls didn't go, maybe they could tell us what does it mean to be representing Turkey in this way?

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I think so, too. I love family content. Me, too. And you could still be fun. Do you think they could be the next Paul brothers?

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Yeah, I'm down. I like everything that she's doing. These pictures are really beautiful, and it just highlights how this should – it wouldn't be right now, but if this were Vogue America, it would be an amazing cover. Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, they would never like put Alex Earl on at the current junction. But like if they did, it would be amazing. Like sometimes you see, you know, Harper's Bazaar Vietnam and you're not like, oh, that should be a Vogue cover. But like sometimes we see British Vogue. We're like that. That just makes American Vogue look bad.

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I feel like this looks really good for them and I can see them on the cover of Vogue.

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I'm saying like people are. It's just like we just have to say like Turkey. Yes.

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She is. I said that she should be there and she should be there.

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Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Some sad news because Eric Dane has announced that he has been diagnosed with ALS and he's actually going to begin filming Euphoria season three. So Eric Dane is already headed back to work after revealing his ALS diagnosis.

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He will begin filming season three of Euphoria on Monday, just four days after announcing he has the neurodegenerative disease, which causes loss of muscle control over time. He said, I feel fortunate that I'm able to continue working and I'm looking forward to returning to the set of Euphoria next week.

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Really sad. So this is very sad news.

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I don't know about Patrick. But I saw this as former Grey's Anatomy.

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No, I don't remember that. I'm shocked that you do. Oh, you don't remember everyone talking about it? I do. No, I'm shocked that you do.

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You don't even remember what you said about Peppa Pig three weeks ago.

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And at least you got to experience it as if you weren't the person who said it.

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And you thought that girl was funny?

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Disengage. Disengaging. So, Euphoria season three, are you gonna watch?

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And I'm actually really excited to just take a left turn with the Satch, because nobody does it like the Redheads.

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Is that the vibe that you're looking for?

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Oh my God. You're not going to be watching shows like that.

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Are you ready for our next story? Speaking of, speaking of, Justin Bieber has quit Drew House, his fashion brand, on the heels of a confrontation with the paparazzi. Now, Page Six is calling it a bizarre paparazzi meltdown. However, that feels very subjective. Yeah.

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Right, that's what I'm saying will be interesting how we do the book club, you know? Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna read with you guys this month. Because by the way, I won't be sitting and talking about sex with my sister. Correct. So it'll be interesting.

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Yeah. But like his shirt was half on. And usually when celebrities are yelling at paparazzi, like they're not headed towards a good place. You know, it's always like one step before the haircut.

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Why? Who yells at them? Britney Spears and the umbrella and Kanye and Alec Baldwin and Justin Bieber. And, you know, after like it's hard with Justin Bieber because I feel like he posts stuff that's like seriously so concerning. Right. Yes. Yes. Yes. A friend of mine posted that like I would call. I would call them up. Yeah. Like you might want to take a look at this.

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But then he like goes on and everything's fine. And him and Haley. And then just yesterday they're spotted in Palm Springs. They're going to Coachella like everything. I know. Yeah.

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My tiny baby sister, no. Do I look different? Yes.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. a Thank you.

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One in periods. You guys aren't ready for that conversation.

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And true enlightenment is realizing that tampons stink.

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Yeah. But we're having fun as well. Yeah, of course. As you should. They make it fun.

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You haven't sent the link, have you? Project.

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no I haven't secret project secret project alert well thank you baby list such a fast sponsor I'm so happy to spread the gospel because like if you didn't know about baby list like it's about to change your life and no I feel like everybody knows about baby list I didn't know about it until my time came oh I guess like I knew about it because I was like a little late to the party yeah and you're always getting gifts for people because you're such a yeah I'm so generous yeah except for yourself except for myself of course

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Our fifth and final story, Dove Cameron is making news on Armchair Expert. So Dove Cameron, if you don't know her, she's from Liv and Maddie on Disney Channel, but she's also from Descendants 1, 2, and 3. I would recommend skipping 3, but don't sleep on Descendants 1 and 2.

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She's actually the same era as Sabrina Carpenter.

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Olivia Rodrigo is like a smidge later. Peyton List, some of these girls, they're post Miley and Selena. Some of you might have slept on them and you were wrong for that because look at Sabrina. And I did not sleep on Dove Cameron. And now my hard work is bearing fruit because everyone's seeing what I've seen for so long.

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Yeah. And they sing the cover of that song. Yes. Hold on. I didn't know she dates Mane Skin. Yeah.

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And she previously dated Thomas Doherty from the Gossip Girl failed reboot. Oh, yes. Tell Me Lies. Leo. Yes, yes, yes. She literally invented him. She dated him before because he played the pirate in Descendants.

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Did Dove go to the Met Gala? I think she did.

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Oh, they. I thought you meant main skin. Oh, no. The other members of main skin, like, we don't know them. She's actually, like, a long-term relationship girl, because she had two serious relationships. She's actually just talking about them, how they were, like, quite toxic. And she's been through a lot.

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So she's on Armchair Expert, and she's talking about, you know, Armchair Expert things, and she was sharing how her dad committed suicide when she was 15, when she started...

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on live in maddie and it was just like a crazy time and she's going through the details of like being 13 14 and 15 and like living with her dad who had serious depression or like going to visit him for the summer and just like these really crazy anecdotes and she's also so well spoken well spoken and like mature she's not like overly emotional she seems like really um like healed yeah

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Yeah and like thoroughly therapize and she said that she's like I'm I've excavated all of this in therapy like my personal family history and like going back like at the time she was like 13 14 and her dad was seriously depressed and she thought that he was mad at her. So she would like try even harder and he would just like reject her.

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But he was like pushing her away because of what he was going through and like knowing, you know, what his plans were. Oh, that's really sad. Yeah. So I watched a lot of clips from the episode and I've never watched as many clips from Armchair Expert. And I have to say, like, I understand now why Dax Shepard. You get the hype? I get the hype. He's extremely...

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I feel like the term emotionally intelligent is overused, but like he interjects with like, oh, he was like, you know, that I imagine that would make me feel blank. And it's like, right. It's like, yes, exactly. And it's actually like it's not a conversation. It's a conversation, but it's he takes it deeper than you would think. And I didn't realize he was like so muscular.

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I thought he was like tall and skinny.

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What about Mae B. Funke? Was she there?

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No, Mae Whitman is- Ann. No, she is. Oh, yeah, she's Ann. Yeah. And then maybe Funke is someone else.

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Yeah. No, and he's got riz, I would say.

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Much more so than I would have ever expected. I just know armchair expert exists. I know people love it. I know like big celebrities go on it. I had no idea what they do there. I imagine.

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Yeah. And he has a co-host who also is.

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just as like warm and compassionate.

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Yeah. And they know how to like have conversations and get people to open up without prying. Yeah. Cause she was like, I don't know how deep we go on this podcast. And he's like, Oh no, we go deep. So it wasn't even him. making her go, like she felt like she was going in.

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I don't know exactly what dove was promoting. Maybe a new album. She makes a lot of music.

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She's extremely talented. She's extremely talented. But yeah, I've followed her for a really long time. And I'll always be a fan of hers. I think she's great and really talented. But I've just moved on. But I'm so happy to see her. I feel like she's starting to get her flowers a little bit. I've been seeing her more and more.

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Yeah, but like the music has to be good. Even when I was like a huge fan of hers, like the music was always just like very, not what I wanted to hear coming off of Descendants, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like dark and artsy and it's just like not for the masses. I don't know what she's putting out now, but she has an amazing voice. She's obviously very smart.

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Right. She's not coming out of that for a while.

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But this is who she is. Like even the way that she speaks on that, like she's not going to be making. No, she's not headed to the one direction factory for timeless hits.

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Yeah. But I think she seems happy.

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But I think she's making a lot of waves right now with this podcast, and I'm happy for her. I'm happy for Dax as well.

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Finally, after how many years he's been doing it, that I finally caught a glimpse of the show.

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Yeah, but also like his guests are not like the swirlies usually. Yeah, that's true. They're not super swirly.

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And the combos aren't super swirly. I wouldn't even say this combo was super swirly.

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Oh, thank you. Yeah, there was like six today. I had to trim them. So I guess you might have to wait until next week.

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I don't want to tease it, but Jamie King did a podcast. She did? And guess which one she did. You're never going to guess. Keeping up with sports? If I told you which one she did, you might not want to talk about the story.

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Yes. First up, Queenie, would you like to go first? My Queenie is the person who was going to be the Queenie of my last week, and I said if he is still reigning supreme, he'll be it this week because we didn't do Queenie and Weenie last week.

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And that is the coach of the Auburns, Bruce Pearl.

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But he made it to the final two. The other coach who won is also a Jew, but Bruce Pearl has my heart.

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Tampon is literally a dick between your legs.

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Yeah, he's also known as Brian Perlman at this show. And no one did anything to me like that was more Queenie-like because I was ready to, you know, realize that he missed his chance at being Queenie. And I know that would haunt him forever. But he is still my Queenie of the Week. He lost with dignity.

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I'm glad I wasn't in a bracket because I would have put it all on Bruce and I would have lost it all.

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Well, let me know how it goes today. I asked Claudia to do it for a day and vlog it. We're not doing that, by the way. Oh my God, it was a joke.

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Yeah, Pooh Crave has, I'm looking at some of their recent tweets. Oh yeah, share them. The Blackpink's Lisa is set to play Rosa Parks in an upcoming HBO miniseries. No, and like the world is so crazy that you often find yourself thinking like this could be true. I don't know if this is true because another one, this is another one. I don't know if this is true.

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And they're just like, but Jake Shane predicts bossy bottom summer. That's not real. That's not. Okay. Tell me about this one. Kesha's new single Yippee-Ki-Yay has hit number 29 on the Icelandic iTunes chart. It's possible, but I'm going to say no. On the Icelandic iTunes chart landing her biggest comeback in years.

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Yeah, I've heard a little bit of it.

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Shane Dawson is currently ranting on Instagram Live after his local Taco Bell wouldn't serve him Doritos Locos Tacos during breakfast hours.

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That is funny. Okay. Who's your, oh, I'll do a weenie. Sure. It wasn't a weenie filled week, I will say.

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My weenie of the week is Guy Talk. Weenie like behavior. Love. Exhibited through and through. He's actually the definition of a weenie. He's the definition of a weenie. He culminated the season in a weenie like fashion.

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I guess you could eat a cottage cheese bagel during Passover.

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Yeah, because it's nice to have like a fresh nether region every time you go to the bathroom or every two, like, you know how it is when you're pregnant, there's a lot going on. And like, it's, you don't even, it's not, it shouldn't be a concern of yours. And I actually fell into that lifestyle. Necessity was the mother of invention because of my surplus surgery.

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It is. I'm so proud to say I have not fallen into this. I've not even been to ingredient bagel curious. And what I also find weird, I see people doing it who like, who don't make shit, right? Like they order everything like. Why is this what you're making? It's not like they're people who like always are looking for healthy alternatives, always are looking from scratch, like want a keto bagel.

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They've been waiting their whole life for this. Like they're the laziest fucking people, but they'll make a two ingredient bagel.

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And what's funny is I actually feel like a little guilty that I haven't done it because I'm like, I sometimes eat a bagel and maybe I should have a two ingredient one. Everyone says they're so good and fluffy.

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They look like raisins. And why is it Bethany Frankel?

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Talk to her and tell her she can't. Especially during Passover because what's the second ingredient? Flour?

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Yeah. No, it's really, it is crazy. But the baseball player making it doesn't bother me because like that's like an athlete who's like,

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Correct. And like, and then like try and make it into a bagel shape, which doesn't seem easy.

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No, it literally looks like ass until they put it in the oven and it like somehow rises. And then it comes out and it looks like an old man's ass. And they put everything but the bagel seasoning and like they make it look like a bagel. They think that EBTB is going to save it and it ain't. No, it might mask it, but we know what's in there.

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And I was on progesterone, which if you've been on vaginal progesterone, like, you know, so I started wearing pads. And then even when I didn't need anymore, I was like, I like this. It feels like a fresh pair of undies. Frundies, you love frundies.

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Yeah. I think it will come to an end soon.

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We should have taken off Monday because it is, like, Chol Amoed.

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It's Yom Tov. We're working on Yom Tov. Tsk, tsk.

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Yeah. Have potato chips, have French fries.

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I would eat rice and just take, you know, claim it. And don't forget about the legumes. But some people have legumes. I don't even like rice.

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But maybe a little crispy rice. So good luck, everyone. Spicy tuna crispy rice, a little sushi.

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I think you're gonna like the diaper phase of things too.

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Yeah, but keep me posted. Thank you for trying something new, even if you don't like it. Of course. I appreciate you listening to your big sister. And being open. Finally. Finally. So let's see how it goes. But you look beautiful with your pad on. Thank you so much.

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And was it everything everyone says?

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I should have sent you an advanced copy of the redheads.

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Yeah. Maybe not Taylor Swift, but I'm sure we could think of an artist.

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You need Lewis Capaldi. I just need something. It was like 45 minutes. We'll turn your baby.

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Yeah. It's all the money you're saving on a crib.

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Wojers. That's a wrong attitude.

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And you have a lot of time still. It happens in a second, right? In an instant.

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Wafer. Rats. Wafer. Rats. Megan.

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I would eat popcorn. I'm not strict about Passover. I know you aren't. Maybe I should be more ashamed, but I don't know why. A lot of times I feel guilt about certain things in Judaism, and that compels me to follow it, even if I don't want to make Yom Kippur.

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Hey, Turdy Lou. Hey, Turdy List. Good morning. Happy Friday. Happy Fridays, you guys. We did it. It's very exciting. This one is an earned Friday, don't you find?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm very driven by guilt. And Passover, for some reason, I'll, you know, I'm not going to eat a bread. That's rude.

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Yeah, I'm not super strict with it. I would 100% eat popcorn. Maybe not on the first day. Yeah, right.

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It's true. But, you know, and I also have those matzahs that I'm eyeing in my cupboard. So I'm actually not dreading Passover.

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That's true. I should have made a pargy loaf. I don't know why, because Passover, I knew it was this week. I was like, oh, put the starter away. I threw away my starter because I have like discard in the fridge. No. And I should have made one more pargy loaf, but I guess it takes me like a few days to eat it. So I would have had to like throw away a lot of loaf.

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Okay, that's a good point. I was actually going to go out to dinner tonight, but not in a homemade sort of way. I was going to get steak, which I could do anytime.

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Yeah, maybe pivot to an Italian restaurant.

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Have you decided who's the Jackson, who's the Claudia yet?

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Yeah, we'll have to dig deeper. Do you know what I did last night? Something I said I was going to do. And on my content plate, something I watched.

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my god of all the things for you to cross off your list we didn't need you to watch that you did claudia it's so amazing really i watched two episodes i think there might be three so far because i know like the next one's the gender reveal oh my god i was crying i was crying when nina like crying tears tears when nina found out she was pregnant and she's sharing it with logan it was oh and when he facetimed his mom oh my god and like she has these like two sons and they're such like big dope stars at one point that you would never be a grandma

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yeah yeah for sure oh my god she just like was speechless it was so cute I like the show so much it's so real the first episode is all about um pitching the show it's like what they filmed it's all about the show they have a family meeting talking about if they should have a reality show Nina doesn't want to do the show because she wants to get pregnant and she doesn't want she wants to be relaxed in her pregnancy yeah and I also thought it was because she was like you know highbrow and like

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everything she's done is like so legit and traditional media and like you know oh that's so funny i don't see her that way oh my god i so see her that way is like so alice so cool like untouchable and she's so not what you would think she is like in the same way alexi is like so sweet with a face like that like same with nina act out oh my god she's laughing all the time everything logan says she can't stop laughing like crying laughing she's so down to earth so is um

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Yudda. It's spelled Yudda, but it's Yudda.

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Yudda. She's great too. And Nina eventually does get on board for the show, but it's really funny. They're very real. And their family is just like so crazy. And like Nina Acton is just in the middle of it. Like she dated Leo. Like it's just crazy. I guess like she did date Leo. That's really crazy. Yeah. But they're so in love. Same with Jake and Yada.

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Like it's so amazing how they talk about each other. The show is so, I love so many aspects of the show because I think they're fascinating and they're so impressive and they like make so much money. They are very interesting people.

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He's just like in the car trading crypto and made $2 million in the car ride. Like they shit money. It's really enjoyable. So jealous. However, what's funny is like their bread and butter and the things that they got famous for and like what they do, their content is so not for me. No, not at all.

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When they're doing like their Paul brother saying like the pranking and like, you know, Logan flies a drone.

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Like a little bit because that's who they are as brothers.

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Sometimes they're doing content, but also it's just on the show. So like they're at like a lake house and Yudda and Jake are on a canoe in the lake.

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and logan flies a drone over them is like swatting at them and jake takes an oar and like like bashes it into the water and the drone is still working in the water they're watching the fish and then a bunch they also each live with like 20 guys which is so crazy which is so crazy i don't think logan does because nina lives with him right but jake does because yet and him are still long distance because she's training for the olympics um

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I have worked hard to. Redheads came out yesterday, finally. It's worth the wait. We're seriously hysterical. I really enjoyed editing it. So take a listen to that after you listen to this. Whether you read the book or not, it actually doesn't matter because it's a book of short stories.

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All these they get like search and rescue they're all in the water looking for the drone like it's just like it's so male humor.

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So like I'm not their target demo but I really really like the show and there's a lot of love but there's also like a lot of craziness like the way they have such a love hate relationship it's really. The two of them. The two of them. And I guess in the past, like when they were in L.A., it was really, really bad. Yes, it was very bad.

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Like it started off as that and then it bled into real life because how can you not take offense at these things? Right. And they just like hated each other. And now they have a really great relationship, but they still really get under each other's skin. Like Logan, like just is constantly putting Jake down just because he thinks he's a truth sayer.

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Not a life-changing regret. Of course, there are so many other things.

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OK, so it would have changed the course of your life, but I don't think you're interested in changing the course of your life. That's why, like, of course, I've made mistakes in my life that I wish I didn't, you know, but they've led me to where I am right now. So I can't regret them too much. It's a very healthy outlook. That's why my regrets are, as far as things I would change, are small.

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OK, that's beautiful. I think so. Well, should the two tampons get to tamponing and do what we came to do here today? I think so. I think that we should. We talked enough about periods to last me five years. Yeah. Well, I'm not going to be able to talk about my period for quite a bit more time. And I know a lot of people are missing my monthly check-ins. Right. Right.

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But at least like the pregnant women are getting pregnancy check-ins. So true.

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No, and what's so crazy is the Golden Globes were on Sunday. Like everyone in that room is now probably evacuated or have lost their homes.

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Well, without further ado-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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Thank you, Turdy. You're welcome. Our first story is just a bit of a fire update in the celeb world that also is kind of like leading to new interesting developments. Of course, a lot of celebrities have lost their homes and evacuated. And the list is like growing. But now some celebs are like hunkering down together. One, and it's giving like... reconciliation question mark first.

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Peter Facinelli and Jenny Garth. Jenny Garth with her husband though, he's kind of in the way, fled to her ex-husband, Peter Facinelli's house. Ben Affleck went to J-Lo's house. Oh my God, he did? Harry and Meghan are opening their home to friends to stay with them. And I just, I feel like this is the beginning of, could be something. This is how things start.

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Like when people locked down together in COVID, was it Cara Delevingne and-

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Maybe, but it definitely accelerated people's relationships.

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Yeah, so. Oh, that's sweet. That is sweet. Very nice of people to open their homes, of course, if they're in a safe place and they have friends who have evacuated. But it's just interesting. A lot of big personalities in a house.

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They have to work. Right. They work for a living. They don't just like sit back and get checks mailed to them. Yeah. Wow. That's really scary. That's a really bad place to be in.

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It was really crazy. Kelly Teller also posted today, like, a picture of their house and what it looks like today and there's no house. That is so sad.

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They were sort of given like- No time. Yeah. I saw Paris Hilton posted her. I mean, seriously, like the number of celebrities. Paris Hilton found out from the news. Like they were just showing a house. Right. And she wrote like how. this home, like how much it meant to her, how much it means to her family. And it's just like, it's really devastating.

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Of course, like there's regular people whose stories we don't know, but these are also people whose stories that we do know. So that's just, it just like, it's everyone. Leighton Meester and Adam Brody.

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Well, hopefully like things start to get better. Yeah. They haven't yet, but hopefully the weekend brings some good news, some change in winds and a miracle. What they need is a miracle. They need like from up high rain or wind change, like because it's just, it's so big.

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And then of course there's the arson, which is now more and more. Yes, they arrested someone. They arrested someone. I've seen a couple videos now of people starting little fires everywhere.

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Yeah. Also then the looting, I'm sure you've seen that. Yes. Dozens of people going into evacuated zones. That's what I was saying about Hurricane Katrina. Stealing from homes. So now this is like, this is crime, theft. It's the purge. It is so big. Humanity at its worst. At its absolute worst. And I hope that they, meet the justice that they so richly deserve.

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And I hope the police are out in full force, like, and getting it done.

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Yeah. So that's a bit of an update. Hopefully by Monday we'll have some better news. Yeah, like we'll be at the end of it. Yeah.

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Yeah. Hopefully, hopefully there's like an end in sight. Yeah. Our next story, switching gears.

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Zach Bryan is clapping back at trolls in an explosive Instagram rant after his split. So he's been relatively quiet since everything has gone down. I mean, his name has been like absolutely ruined. Did you see he has a new girlie? Rightfully so. No, I did not see that.

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Damn. I was actually thinking he probably does because he was cheating on her the whole time. Yep. There are plenty of girls that wouldn't care. Girls, especially if you're super young and just like naive and don't understand like the dynamics that you could fall into something like that. And then I'm sure he's also super charming. Of course, it's easy to get swept away. He's a rock star.

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Right, right. So he posted on his Instagram and he's since gone private because I went to go look at it. I'm like, am I blocked? But no, he's private. He didn't. Imagine Jackie gets blocked.

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Well, also, I was only on alert because yesterday someone sent me a post. Yes. And I clicked it and it said media not found. I was like, you know. They deleted the photo. And they were like, no, you either have them blocked or they blocked you. I've never heard of this account in my whole life. So they had blocked me. They had blocked me as well. They had blocked the redheads.

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They had blocked the toast. They had blocked Claude with no job. The thing is, it's not a person. It's like an account. I can't even remember the name because I've never heard of them before. So it's not like tea that I'm not sharing. I genuinely don't know who. But like, I don't know why this person even knows who I am, that they would block the redheads.

The Toast

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The redheads are extremely threatening. They're extremely influential. Maybe we like did a nasty review of their book.

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I'm kidding. I don't even know who this person is. It's not a person.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Yeah, but it's like crap that you care about. Yeah, yeah. Crap you should know. But it wasn't shit you should know. No, is that an account?

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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No, we're not talking about that account. We don't even know what account we're talking about. Yeah, because we can't remember the name. Because we're blocked. Okay, here's what Zach Bryan said. Oh, right. When he didn't block me.

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Said, also, all you fucking weird couch warriors attacking and belittling my friends on the internet because you're assuming I have a girlfriend are weird as hell and should be studied for science. So he doesn't have a girlfriend? Everyone wonders why I quit touring and don't want to be attached to music anymore. Meanwhile, you're calling my friends ugly and harassing them.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Well, maybe it's his friend girl. And then they called her ugly. I don't know what people on the internet are doing.

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You know, he said, I'm not asking for sympathy, but going for my friends is so low and so messed up. Apparently I've had four different girlfriends in like two weeks. Me, my wife, friends and me are just laughing and hanging out like we always have.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Same, we're here for you. I've seen some people be like the toast, not to make about us, but they did say the toast was like one hour of just like calm and joy and a little bit less anxiety. So that's what we're here to do.

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Oh, can we talk about I fucking love that song. Fucking love that song. You know who loves that song? Kids. Yeah, it's giving like it's going to be the next happy Pharrell Williams. I just want to say like I or someone should start a playlist of like popular songs that kids also really like. So you can like listen to like real music with them. Got that sunshine in my pocket.

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You know what else I found that they like? Mm-hmm. Dynamite by BTS.

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It's like, it's, it is engineered for people to like it. And so it gets into your brain and yeah. Yeah.

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And I feel like people don't even realize I don't follow him, which is weird because I love him so much. And my beloved Bruno is literally named for Bruno Mars. People don't realize that. No, they don't. It's literally Zach and I's favorite artist together is Bruno Mars.

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She is, and she's from Blackpink. So it all comes full circle for me, my faves. And then he also just had a song with Lady Gaga, another fave of mine. Oh, I love that song. Like those are my people.

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I think it was just because it wasn't as like pussy popping as people expected. It was just like a nice, beautiful song.

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That's why everybody hates us. That's why everybody hates us. They like bad music. And ugly things. And positive. Well, speaking of ugly, let's go back to Zach Bryan. So... Yeah, he has this Instagram story with a lot of text over it. It's kind of a girly way to respond to something, I just want to say.

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It's just like focus on the music. People really do love his music. His music's not being canceled. It's kind of his saving grace. Like his talent is like the one thing we can't deny. A musician like leave the Instagram story like to Brianna Chicken Fry.

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Claudia, I literally was going to ask like, what's the beef with Jennifer Aiden and Jersey Mike's? I've seen it. So it's reached such a level that I went looking for the video. I'll tell you.

The Toast

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No, and it's not dying down. Like every, it's like Jennifer Aiden, Jersey Mike's like.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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For Friday, yeah. Karen Huger checked into rehab after her DUI conviction and skipped the Potomac Season 9 reunion taping. Real Housewives of Potomac star Karen Huger has checked herself into rehab following her DUI conviction in December. Her rep revealed the news Thursday after Bravo released a seating chart for the highly anticipated season nine reunion.

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The graphic showed where each of the cast members were assigned to sit in relation to each other and the moderator, and she was noticeably missing. So her rep told the Daily Dish that Karen made the important decision to enter a private recovery program, so she was unable to attend the reunion taping today. He noted that his client was fully supported in this choice.

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He said, we stand behind Karen as she embarks on this meaningful journey and are proud of her for taking such a significant step forward in her personal growth.

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She's come back from it though. It's like a, a fire. Yes, it is. But this, I mean, I didn't watch the season of Potomac, so I can't really say like, where is she hiding from something? No. And I will make excuses for her forever. Um, but I feel like

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especially with this being the reason for why she's gone, not just she's like skipping out, though she could be skipping out and using this as a reason. I feel like there's a way for her to still be on the show.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

2533.5

Yeah, well then she wasn't on the next season. So yes, maybe you could like, I think Lisa Vanderpump could come back to Beverly Hills now and it has nothing to do with whether or not she went to the reunion. But like, I think it's typically like you will not be on the show any longer. Anything can change in the future though.

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I don't know. It's like maybe she went to rehab to get out of the reunion, maybe. But at least she's like now in rehab. So she needs it. So unless she's like lying about going to rehab, which I don't think she is for one second, because that would be like an absolute fireball offense. But like if she's in rehab, even if she did it to get out of the reunion, like she's doing a good thing. Agreed.

The Toast

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Yeah, I agree. And yeah, we're definitely being hypocritical.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I think she's on this season. The cast was announced a while ago and now it's premiering. Yes. Yeah. I hate that.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Right. You don't have to troll the grocery aisles looking at ingredients. Just go to Thrive Market. They've done all the work. And from there, you can look for a cereal that's akin to the cereal that you like, but it's a healthier version.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I get my heaviest items from Thrive Market. Rayos, tomato sauce, bags of flour. Like, I don't want to be carrying this thing.

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That's where my mind went. But I will say this is kind of like, that's really bad and scary, but this is kind of the second contact infraction. Because let's not forget when he left a contact on the stair in my house.

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That's me. Yeah. Our next story, Hoda Coppy's final today show broadcast, broadcasted, and she was joined by a number of stars, including Oprah, Simone Biles, Kermit the Frog, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dwayne Wade, Kristen Chenoweth.

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Yeah, also when someone's crying about leaving their job, it's like, okay, stay. What if you just stayed? But obviously she's made a hard choice and it's a hard choice and it's bittersweet. So you're allowed to be emotional about that.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. I've got it, Claude. Happy Friday to you. It doesn't hit in the way that the original does. I know, but at least we can sing. At least we can be joyous because it's the end of senior year. It's graduation day.

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Yeah. And also you have to think about the people who watch every day and how she's such an important part of their day. It's so true. Yeah. And like the future is exciting and bright. And now Scar Jo will be a part of their day for a week. Right. But let's, you know, just remember the good times. Let the good times roll, my friend.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I feel like we have fully processed her departure. Yeah.

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If you had asked me, I would have said she already left.

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Of New Year. Yeah. In January. It should have like been a 2024 EOY farewell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The Toast

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Goodbye. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Adieu. Adieu. Adieu. Adieu. To you and you and you.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Our fifth and final story is a story and a little bit of Southern Charm recap. It's a story? It's a story and a little bit of Southern Charm recap. Because last night on Southern Charm, which I watched, because I wouldn't miss a week, Madison LaCroix revealed that her husband, Brett, found a tumor on his kidney after having thyroid cancer. Wow.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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So Madison shared on the show last night in a FaceTime call with her mom. We're not to like take away from the moment. Like Madison was looking insanely gorgeous and beautiful. So it's important that everybody knows that. Did you see a clip of this? No, I didn't. Oh my God.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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She's like sitting on her porch swing and like this beautiful dress with the American flag, like waving in the wind behind her, like on FaceTime with her mom. And I'm sure she didn't like mean to just be so party. So iconic. And I'm just like, literally like jaw hit the floor. She posted like her look later on Instagram, like shop the look. I'm like, click, click, click.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Of course the dress is from Tucker Nook. Of course.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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It's so Madison LeCroy. But she shared some really sad news because her husband's having all these like health issues in the last few months. He had thyroid cancer that they thought that they beat. And then he was still like having trouble swallowing. They found a tumor on his...

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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kidney so she's just like she said this is the hardest year of her life like she's like i don't know where how he is like today because we're just watching it unfold on the show but um they also had plans to try and have a child this year that have been like completely put on hold so like she's just really going through it she's such a queen like she's literally one of the greatest people on reality tv and i feel like she she gets a lot of praise but like not enough

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Right. And last night's episode of Southern Charm was also pretty Craig and Paige heavy, which is just a coincidence because she doesn't film that much. Right. She's not like a full cast member. She didn't like going. And you would think someone who's like dating someone who's on a reality show, they would come for the whole season and be a part of it. She actually like really didn't.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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seemed to like it so much, but she happened to like be in town. They had a party at their house in their backyard. They're being like, you know, Mr. and Mrs. And it just is all going to show like everything that we don't have anymore. Yeah, so that was sad. But of course the episode is good as ever. They actually have some new good cast members who I'm like really excited to get to know more.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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work out. But right now they've brought on a few new girls who I think are going to be like strong, just reality TV members. They're very much ingrained into like the fabric of their lives. Like literally Sally has like dated or hooked up with every single person that Taylor has like

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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she's not like a rando who needs to be like immersed in the group yeah because like she had hooked up with Shep she dated Taylor's like the guy that Taylor's dating right now she had dated him right before like they literally crossed over and then her new boyfriend she apparently has a new boyfriend dated Taylor like it's just so much crossover so yeah it's it's really good and I actually have a soft spot for Taylor I feel like she doesn't help herself sometimes in the show but like I just I I feel like she was a nice person who's gotten carried away and like

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in this life. And I just want happiness for her. And I feel like that happiness isn't on this show though. That's how I feel. That's really hard to watch with like one of your faves when you know, the show is like sort of holding them back, holding them back from a happy life, not from success and fame.

The Toast

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But it's hard to walk away from something like that. You make really good money. You have a lot of opportunities, but like, I think like Olivia is no longer on the show. I think she like found love and moved on with her life. Good, good, good, good. You know? Yeah. So it's still my fave. And anyways, just like praying for Madison's family. I love her. I love her.

The Toast

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You do. And I just want to say another loss for the community was the burgeoning friendship between Paige and Madison. Agreed. Because like, I think that was one of Paige's favorite parts about Charleston was like, she would get together with Madison. Like they would always like come to the house or double date.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

3403.24

And like, and like that's someone on her level, like, like glamorous wise brain, like personality, funny. Yeah. It's hard to find someone on your level. I'm sure they'll stay friendly, but like, of course it's going to Peter out. She's not in her city every other week. And that's a loss for the community. Yeah.

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My Queenie of the Week, lest we not forget, was Nikki Glaser crushing it at the Golden Globes. She had a great week and she deserves all the accolades. And she did a job that is apparently really hard because nobody can fucking do it.

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Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Love her. Very much Queenie behavior. And now my weenie, like Claudia said, like typically when someone has like committed a crime or done something illegal or hurt somebody, like they're not a weenie. They're just like a terrible person. And this is meant to be more lighthearted. And I do think like a weenie who has emerged from this

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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california wildfire situation is david mirror we didn't even talk about oh my god that is so funny i didn't know what you were gonna say yeah like they have done like really been negligent in their duties but that's not where we're not like we need behavior we need behavior is david mirror wearing a firefighter's jacket to do his broadcast on the california wildfires and he like has it like um

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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It's probably the weakiest, meatiest week of the year. It's wiki feet? Like it's the weakest week. It's the weakest week. It's so weak. Oh, I'm like the words you're looking for is the weakest.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Yeah, but he wore a fireman's jacket to broadcast in front of the fires, which like, where did he get that jacket? Amazon?

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Okay. Well, I guess they're in a dangerous situation. So maybe you need fire. It's protective. You need fireproof. But he used clips in the back and he turns at one point. You can see that he cinched the jacket to make it look like tighter and buffer. Yes.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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No, but also in the midst of firefighting, who's worried about how the jacket hugs you? Yeah, no. It was a weenie move, like very, you hate to see it.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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No, and it's like something that you throw on to protect yourself while you're out here, like covering news, fighting fires, helping people, saving lives. And it's like, oh, you cinched the waist? Yeah. And if we never saw it, we would have never known. And we'd be like, damn, he really fills out that jacket. And the daddy over here, fire daddy. That's what he was going for.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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And he just turned a few too many degrees. So embarrassing. That's a really good one.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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You would never have made her weenie of the week.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I have my notebook. So I wrote down Queenie and Weenie. And then hopefully I do it every week. And then by the end of the year, I'll be able to see every single one. Oh, I love that. Do you want me to write down yours?

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Okay, but is there anything more than that?

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Just tell me, what's the scene? I can't remember, okay? I can't remember. Oh, you can't? Oh my God, I thought you like really just didn't want to wade into controversy. I'm like, just throw it out there.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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But you can't remember exactly what it is. I can't. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't remember. Okay. Okay. That's fine. You'll tell me offline.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Can I Google it? Yeah. Be like what? Be like conspiracy theory. What's a negative LASIK? I'll just search conspiracy. Yeah. Even though Google won't give me that. I'll have to go to like.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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I love that. I hope she doesn't get corrupted. No, she is everything.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Okay, so here are the debunked LASIK myths, so you know that's the real ones. Yeah, of course they're, quote, debunked. One, physicians would never have LASIK on their own eyes. That's the leading kind of... Well, I also feel like it's a surgery that if you see it, you can't do it. Like, it's really a weird-looking surgery. No, I don't agree. I'm not gonna go with that one.

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That one's just like, that's not real. Two, contacts are safer than LASIK. Okay, but why is LASIK unsafe? LASIK significantly increases the risk of glare and halos. Yes. Yes. Yes. But that's like, did you see this? I saw recently, this isn't giving me what I thought it was going to give me. Like I saw recently the root canals can lead to breast cancer. Yeah.

The Toast

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That's a part of it. Maybe he should go back to glasses. What's the lesson here? Because like Ben is always going to be Ben. So what's the lesson? What's the takeaway? I tried to instill a lesson in him.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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And he's so, he's just so relaxed. I just feel like, Contacts are such a habitual thing. It's actually not something that you can add to your life later in life. Like you either are like Margo, like starting contacts when you're eight and like she does it in her sleep. Like she knows. Yeah. It's so innate. But for Ben to like pick this up at 30, like it's just, it's not in his muscle memory.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

557.251

It's muscle memory. I think he should go back to glasses. That's what I'll say. Okay. I understand LASIK would not be for him because like, what, then he's going to get fake glasses because he still needs to wear glasses.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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immediate thought or immediate takeaway so I've never done it oh however like it it the idea haunts me I'm always like when back in the day and I feel like we also need to talk about tampons at some point please not right now like you and your flow flowing like please not right now but like you guys everyone in like has reached enlightenment so the girlies aren't wearing let me tell you about the time I took out two tampons of my vagina but no but I just want to say like

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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And also I'm someone who changes tampon every time I pee. So like there's a lot of tampon changing. It was always like, oh my God, did I take out my tampon? Like you get drunk, oh my God, what's going on with my tampon?

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

65.877

You're not saying W-I-K-I. No, I'm saying it was very much a week. It was a meaty one, a chewy one, and we made it through, and that's... That's fantastic.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Not that you not like whether you were lied to or if this girl's mom is seriously wearing two tampons, they make bigger tampons. Yeah. But why would she lie? I feel like, why can't she wear two tampons? No, that's not a thing.

The Toast

Two Tampons, One Girl: Friday, January 10th, 2025

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Okay, maybe I'm misinformed, but that is the craziest thing I've ever heard.

The Toast

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Well, I'm glad that she could alleviate and unburden you with that little factoid, but I'm pretty sure it's so unsafe and that people aren't doing it intentionally. Yeah. Yeah.

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Just a classic friend of mine story. Literally. I feel like everybody has a friend. Everyone has a friend who has sex with a tampon. Who was literally like getting fucked. And they found the tampon.

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Yeah. So I guess we'll talk about tampons at a later date. It's obviously not top of mind for you right now. No, it's not. Because you're not having your period. How's that going? It's actually not going in the way that I thought it would.

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I just had the craziest thought. Something that I would never say on the show, but now that I've said it, I just feel like it's so funny. Now that I've thought it. Today, I'm dressed like an unused tampon, head to toe, gray, and you're dressed like a used one.

The Toast

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White cotton, you know? Yeah, you're wearing gray, to be clear. I know, but still, it's giving tampon.

The Toast

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I do. We it's in the basement going in the toast museum. Yes. Do you have that sweater? No, I wish.

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It was. I was just thinking that as I was doing the stories today because the stories have kind of petered out by Friday, which they often do, but mostly because, like, especially in Hollywood, like everyone is concerned with the fires and it's just like, wow, this week started with such a bang and what a turn it took.

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Well, I suggested to you earlier this week an idea that we would also vlog where I feel like it's where we do closet swap, where like I make a box of like 10 things for you. Yeah. Like pregnancy items that I think you would like, which I should just do anyway, because it sounds like you need it.

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OK, but you need clothes. Why? The size medium fits great. Or maybe like, maybe you could partner with some brands to send you stuff like Hatch. No, like I'm fine. They're really generous.

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I don't think that should be a regret of yours. Like... I don't think so. Okay. What's your biggest regret? But definitely get yourself a few things. My biggest regret... Well, you know, regrets, we wouldn't be where you are now. Regrets, I've had a few. So, of course, every regret has led me to where I am. So, like...

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I have smaller regrets, you know, like for the color that I registered on my wedding registry for the Dutch oven that I got. Like I wish I did a different color. Small, like not life-changing regrets. Of course the teen tour. That was a big mistake. That's like my big regret that wouldn't have changed the trajectory of my life. I just would have had a better summer.

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You never should have been on that teen tour. Jackie O, Israel-based teen tours, just... Everyone knows about my teen tour regret. I've definitely told the story on the Patreon before, but I went on a teen tour one summer and I didn't have a good time and I wish I didn't go. You also left early. And I did leave early after giving it like a fair shot.

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And now in hindsight, I can recognize all the reasons why it wasn't for me, like why I shouldn't have gone. But at the time I thought it was a good idea. Of course, like all your friends were going. So it's like, how bad could it be? Yeah.

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It's so great to have our big secret out in the open. And I say our, yes, this is about me too. Not only as an extremely involved and dedicated auntie, but also as a fellow pregnant. Fellow.

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Okay. So, you know, Jalen Brunson is like kind of Jewish. His wife is like a big Jew.

The Toast

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I'm pretty sure. Ben like knows her.

The Toast

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So maybe she has. I haven't. Oh, right.

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We don't know. We never check her messages. And I'm sure she's like super busy. It's like a very like high stress time for her. Right.

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Yeah. Let me just call it the swirlies.

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So there is like a yeshivish connection to Brunson as well, which is nice.

The Toast

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And feel free brands just to reach out directly. We'll check our messages. We promise.

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Have your people call our people.

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Because I've seen people being like, I knew Jackie didn't go on any rides at Disneyland. Like she doesn't go on rides at Disneyland even before she got pregnant. So that was not like a tell.

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You guys, Jackie won't even scroll on her phone in the car. That's how nauseous she is. That's like a ride. If you're looking for Jackie and she's in a long car ride, she, you cannot find her.

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Being in your first trimester so hard because you so desperately want to hide it, but you also cannot care. Yeah. Like the fact that you got up that day is a miracle.

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Yeah, pregnant or not pregnant.

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fellow pregnant sister like we are preggers at the same time which i think has been a dream of ours for so long right like obviously i missed the boat the first couple of times but i when i say like i could not have planned the timing of this pregnancy matter like and then you got pregnant like

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You know, it's Friday, which means Queenie and Weenie, which I'm really excited about. I've had mine for a couple of days. They haven't changed, which is exciting. So if it's okay with you, I'm fine to dive in.

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And the Fast Five stories that you do need to know is brought to you by Hulu and the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. So the wait for more episodes of our absolute favorite show of last year. Jackie and I actually both ranked it when we did our year recap. Was it both our number one shows of the year last year? Remember we did our end of year recap?

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Yeah. The wait is almost over. It's coming back to Hulu with an all new season on May 15th. That's actually really soon. That's literally Wednesday. So we'll finally get to find out what's going on with our favorite saints and sinners. Are Taylor and Dakota still together? Hopefully not. Are Jen and Zach still dealing with the aftermath of their trip to Vegas? I think so.

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Will Whitney be let back into the group after her actions last season? I'm also hoping not. Plus, Demi and Jesse are finding out all three things. Well, I'm just saying I'm hoping Demi and Jesse are finding themselves in quite a bit of drama. Layla has a shocking discovery and Miranda's arrival to the group to clear up the swinging scandal finally is happening.

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Yeah, she's new and she's like a part of if you were there like on MomTalk at the time, she's a major player. OK, so this is kind of this is not to sound corny, but I don't know if MomTalk can survive this.

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So find out if MomTalk is going to survive this on May 15th. So don't miss the new season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives coming to Hulu on May 15th. I cannot wait. That's such a good show to have like in my back pocket while I'm just like waiting around. Maybe I'll watch it in the hospital. Cannot wait. That's May 15th. Today's episode is also brought to you by... TruFru.

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So very excited that Jackie and I are working with TruFru. I actually was just watching an Instagram story set of ours where we were laying in your bed trying to get our husbands to answer their phones because we wanted them to bring us TruFru. Do you remember that? And they like wouldn't answer. We were like screaming from your bed. That is so funny. No, but that sounds about right.

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We are true fruit loyalists. Jackie put them on to me, added to the list. And starting on May 4th, Target now has all the true fruit flavors in their freezer aisle. So the girlies in the true fruit office are all toasters. They knew how toasty, you know, we are when it comes to true fruit and how all the swirlies are shopping at Target these days. And so make sure to stock up on your true fruit.

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So starting this month, all the flavors will be available in the freezer aisle at Target. Yeah.

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different because it has no artificial flavors and no weird stuff it's just real fruit chocolate and magic it's my it's kind of one of the go-to snacks that I have when I'm being good on my diet and when I'm being bad because like it fits in both categories it's so delicious I eat it like really 24 7 365 you can find all the flavors of true fruit in the Target freezer aisle it's a perfect post-dinner treat midday pick-me-up it's really it's the sweet treat before bed like to me that's when true fruit I like to take it like a big handful and put it in like a cup and then sort of like you can't let them melt in your hand

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Right. Spend the night doing that. So once you try TruFru, you will wonder how fruit ever existed without chocolate. Grab your friends or anyone you love. Head to Target freezer aisle to try all the flavors of TruFru or your online grocery shoppers can buy TruFru at Target.com.

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So they have designer jewelry, designer bags, backpacks, fanny packs, like literally totes. Any bag you want. Their memberships start at $45 a month, and then literally you can get a Chanel bag. It's insane. They carry real designers. This is not a scam. They have legit designer bags. I've borrowed Chanel bags, Prada bags, Hermes bags. Bottega, Dior. Van Cleef jewelry.

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And we have a code toast to get you to the top of the Vivrell waitlist and 30% off your first four months of membership. Not anyone can just join Vivrell, which is nice because sometimes if you want a bag and somebody else has it, like if there are so many members, you'll never get the bag that you want.

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He's American. I feel like we literally manifested this when we were talking about the pope who passed. I mean, then we were talking about like, you know, the process of the conclave. we were wondering, had there ever been an American? There hadn't. And we were like, I just feel like we put this out into the universe. I didn't even know it was a possibility until we talked about it.

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And we're like kind of a major superpower, I would say.

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Right, that's his chosen name, his sort of... His stage name, if you will.

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Leo must be like one of his favorite saints or like a story, you know, like.

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And I don't know if it's just because he's American and it feels familiar, but like his face, like I feel like I know this guy, you know, like.

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Yeah, a thousand percent. I was rooting for him.

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I was rooting for him, too. And he was actually, like, he wasn't a rando. Like, he had lots of fans.

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Doing his thang for the papacy.

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Yeah, like the stages that we're in could not be more different. But it counts. We got it in.

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So this was a short one. Usually like, I don't know how many times in the past, but every day or I don't know how frequently they vote. And if they don't reach a consensus, they send out black smoke. So usually there's like a couple of black smokes. There was just one. And then the second one was white smoke, meaning they've elected a new pop. Who do you think?

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Did you see Harry Styles at the Vatican?

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I'm glad. No, this is really a huge day for America. I don't know like the real intricacies politically. Like I've seen discourse being like, oh, he's too progressive. He's too conservative, which honestly people are saying both. Sounds like he's pretty like standard right down the middle. Yeah.

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So I'm not going to claim to know like what the whole vibe is, but happy to be represented in the Vatican as an American. What was Harry Styles doing there?

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As a nobody, like not with security. He's just like wearing a baseball hat. So I don't think it's him. Oh, because also people forget Harry Styles is Jewish.

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Yeah, but you're not going like you're not fleeing your country to go to Rome during a conclave unless you're Catholic. But if you're already there.

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Oh, you don't think. Let me study the photo. Hold on.

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Jackie, it is 100 percent, Harry. Like, I don't even know what you're talking about.

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Wait, why is nobody talking about the hat?

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Right, that's kind of a Taylor Swift reference.

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Okay, okay. I mean, it's... How did this... How is there only one photo? I think he really blended. The papacy.

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Or that he's currently rocking a big old mustache.

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Or that he's particularly interested in the papacy.

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Except every time we talk, we are both like in bed. No matter what time, makeup off, pajamas on, 2 p.m. Like we are both, we're having calls. We're taking our merch calls. We are both in the bed.

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I feel like I need to rewatch Eurovision now that I know so much about the papacy and conclave. Because I feel like the whole scene where they accidentally light this chimney on fire like would probably hit harder.

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I seriously work way too fucking hard.

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OK, I just want to say like this is a hard story for me because I'm holding space for my two queens. But I don't like that we're having these types of conversations like about Kelly. Like it's like it's about even cold yet. She's she hasn't announced like anything. We don't know that she's not, in fact, coming back. We don't know. And like, why are we saying stories like this? Like, calm down.

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Well, maybe it's because it's real. No, I'm just saying, like, I don't like it.

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It holds her back as a pop star.

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I don't disagree that it puts her in a box. And I think when it comes to like, it's just it's such a big national platform. But like, I think that, you know, she didn't tour chemistry the album. And I think maybe the album suffered a little bit because like her priority is this daily show. I just think like before we start filling her shoes, like let's give her the courtesy of announcing first.

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well I love it like Hoda is perfect yeah and we also said like what's Hoda gonna do next this would be like a major step up for Hoda to have her own show although it does give the Meredith Vieira show um they just remind me of like America's Sweethearts I think she was also the Today Show um Meredith and that was kind of a flop so it's like daytime such a tough thing to crack because this is like obviously Hoda is going to be successful it's going to be the biggest show but I could also see it like not working because you never know what's going to work in daytime

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Yeah. She's not just a talker. She's a singer. And so it added, I actually think like the Kelly Yoki and the singing elements is, is what brought a lot of people to the show. Not Kelly's, you know, keen interviewing skills.

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Yeah there were rumors that they just like weren't paying her like in her contract negotiations like what she wanted and enough for her to stay. Yeah. But you don't just give up like a beloved talent like that unless it's her decision.

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Yeah, well, Hoda also talks a lot about how she became a mom later in life and like these years are really important to her.

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Have you like bounced back from the first trimester? You're still kind of like it's not people. They make it seem like just one day it's over. It's a just slowly slow phase out of the first trimester that you don't even realize you feel better because like you don't know.

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No, it's much more mother friendly. And I also think you can batch episodes. Yeah. When you're like a live correspondent, you're at the helm of the network.

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So I feel like this was the first interview I've ever seen Lea Michele like actually let her guard down and you know like she just seemed very she always seems very very Rachel Berry right like putting on a front and very concerned about her image and not that she's lying or anything but just that you know you're being really careful and this just felt very relaxed I felt like for the first time she was like talking about things like in an honest actual way.

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I do feel like she's misunderstood. That's a good way of putting it.

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Yeah, I don't know if I would have assumed that after Cory Monteith's death, like everybody got super close. Like the cast was already like kind of dramatic and fractured. And that's just like in an ideal world. Like, yes, we all lean on each other. We love and peace and let's sing a song. But it's like not how people deal with stuff.

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And I think a lot of times people just like sort of close in on themselves and want to be alone. And that's clearly how Lea Michele dealt with it. And just like. went to work. And also when work is so triggering, like some people throw themselves into work, right? But work is where you were with your fiance.

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The people who grew up with Corey.

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No, but also, if she was mean before that, which I'm sure she was, like, divalicious energy, and then she goes through this big thing, and she's not... No, she's mean and sad. Right, and everybody's, like, getting together to, like, you know, lean on each other, and she's not getting involved. It's like, well, she's such a mean girl, you know?

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but I'm sure she was mean before that like oh for sure I mean she's like so talented I do think she was like very Rachel Berry I'm sure she's very different now and she's like been through a lot of different stuff getting canceled really humbles you becoming a mom really like humanize you passing away she's definitely not even close to like the monster that she was but you have to like think she was like kind of plucked from obscurity I know she had success on Broadway but like nobody knew her on in a global sense and she just became this fucking star and she was young and she knew how talented she was and she became a monster 1000

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Like she was definitely like 1,000%, like a nasty bitch. I could see it.

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The streets are just like... no one's talking about this moment. They're talking about her talking about the, the reading rumors about her literacy. Yes. Which, um, you know, better late than never her finally like getting in on the joke. Um, And this is just something like whenever the Internet talks about it, like you're guaranteed to make waves and have people care. I'm over it.

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Like we've I've just I've been knowing about the conspiracy theory since like the day it started. I've been following it since the beginning. And I'm just like, I don't think it's so funny anymore.

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Right. So she's not technically lying now by saying she knows how to read. But she's not saying that she didn't know how to read back then.

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Yes, I think it took her so long because she's like so stubborn and like thought it was so stupid and beneath her to even address. But that's a good theory, too. I like yours.

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Do you feel like learning to read as an adult is like, ow, oh my God, big kick, sorry. Do you feel like learning to read as an adult is like a really hard thing to do?

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Yeah, but like we do it as our brains are developing, so it becomes a part. I don't know. I don't know what it's like to learn how to read later in life, but I actually feel like it would be kind of challenging. Yeah.

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Yeah, right. But it's also harder to learn. I feel like if I had to learn how to swim now, I wouldn't do it.

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Like I wouldn't be able to. Fear.

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Right. And then it becomes just like innate to you.

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I would love to know what it's like to learn how to read today.

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They don't say what, like, the launch is.

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Yeah, it's not that crazy given, like, what they've done historically, right? Like, the Blac Chyna of it all, you know? This is, like, an incestual type of family. And they... They, like, are... it's not like this is Bianca Sensori, right? Like they're technically on the same side. Like they're both just like exes of this freak.

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Yeah, but I feel like they don't, I feel like they would respect that. Like that's kind of their formula. Yeah.

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But Julia, like to me, is like very non-threatening and kind of harmless to the Kardashians. Maybe there was a time where she wasn't, but she's definitely been.

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You're telling me I hear you.

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Or maybe they do feel that way, but like marketing is marketing. Look, we're talking about a new Let Me Drop. Have we ever done that?

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No, by the way, this is 100% like Simon Huck's idea. You're right. Courtney doesn't think like this.

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So maybe Courtney doesn't even know who she is. No, they obviously filmed it separately because they're in two different sets. So they said, Courtney, here's your script. We got a model on the other end.

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And you know what? It's kind of following the Skims model where – Skims obviously does all these different like model partnerships. And a lot of times we're like always talking about like the celebrity dynamics of it all. Like when Lana Del Rey or Brittany Mahomes or Sabrina Carpenter. Like we're always talking about like what does this mean for like the behind the scenes.

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Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, Coach Della. What a day. I mean, first of all, let's just dive right in. Jackie O with the drop of the century yesterday.

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And so maybe this is just Lemmy's take on that because it is a really smart way. We're always talking about it. Like why would we be talking about some random company's new drop?

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It is, but that's what the Kardashians do. They care most about their bottom line. Not really Kourtney.

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That's different. I know. It's just so much has happened since then. Like, I don't even remember.

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Yeah, which is within the realm of things the Kardashians would do. Or like Amber Rose. In the realm of things the Kardashians would do.

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This is definitely, I feel like Kim and Kourtney are maybe getting close because this feels like Kim rubbing up on Kourtney.

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No way. She had Kim's approval. I'm just saying. I don't think Kim thinks of or loses sleep or thinks anything of Julia Fox, honestly. Maybe there was a time.

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And we've really been plugging our Patreon because, you know, in the next couple of months, while the toast is in a bit of like a flex mode, the Patreon will be booing so many of you. And if there was ever a reason to join maybe a little early before maternity leave, join now. Jackie dropped a bomb-ass vlog, which featured, you know, not like me. When I... was announcing my pregnancy.

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product is because she has like a sexual wellness one already yeah she already has like a vagina one yeah she's like two so maybe it'll make more sense to us when we know what the product is yeah maybe it's like fox tablets

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Before we continue, let me just let you know that the remainder of today's show is brought to you by Booking.com. Booking.com. So over the past 25 years, they've helped more than 1.8 billion vacation rental guests find places to stay. So why not help them find yours? It's not just access to amazing guests that you're going to get.

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Booking.com also makes it easy for you to run your growing business. So you can chat with guests, accept or decline bookings, have total control over your property's calendar and finances. It's basically hosting but on your own terms. The best part is that getting started on Booking.com is super easy. In less than 15 minutes, you can register your property.

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And fun fact, nearly half of partners get their first booking within a week. Plus, if you're already listed on another site, which I know a lot of people have their places listed on multiple websites, it can be such a pain to keep copying and pasting and uploading new photos. But with Booking.com, they make it really easy to import your property information so you can get going right away.

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Today's episode before... Jackie, I know you have something to say briefly, but let me just say, today's episode is also brought to you by Rocket Money. Like... a brand that could not represent me or the era that I'm in more. So you might know Rocket Money because we've been talking about them a lot recently.

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A couple of months ago, I decided to take control of my life and do Rocket Money to find out how many subscriptions I pay for. I just knew I was paying for ones that I didn't use. I thought maybe there would be some duplicates, like different credit cards, different accounts. You could pay through Prime, like all these different things. Let me tell you guys, it was so much worse than I ever...

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I'm like, okay, I'll do one video for the announce and then one video for the gender reveal and one video for this. And Jackie put it all in one video. You want sister's reactions? Check. You want gender reveal? Check. Like it's all in one. You want update? Like what, what about Sir Klaus? What about Jackie's cervical incompetence? Um, it's all there. She didn't make you wait like I did.

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It's hard to imagine how terrible things would soon become. So when it comes to spending, sometimes it's out of sight, out of mind. But streaming subscriptions add up fast without literally anyone noticing. And Rocket Money helps you spot those patterns so you can do something about them and keep more money in your pocket.

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So Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel unwanted subscriptions. It monitors your spending and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. You can see all of your subscriptions in one place. You can know exactly where your money is going. And for ones you don't want anymore, they're also going to help you cancel them.

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Because it's one thing to point it out for you, but then it's like, I got all this paperwork. I'm sorry, I'm not doing it. Well, they're going to help you tackle the cancellation as well, which is sometimes the hardest part. Their dashboard will give you a clear view of your expenses across all of your accounts. They have over 5 million users.

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They have saved a total of $500 million in canceled subscriptions. They save members up to $740 a year. when they use all of the app's premium features. I can't even tell you how many different streaming services I was paying for. Kindle Unlimited, like two different times. It made me so mad. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions. Reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Go to rocketmoney.com slash toast today. That's rocketmoney.com slash toast, rocketmoney.com slash toast. Today's episode is also brought to you by Resort Pass, and Jax is going to tell us a little bit about that.

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what are you waiting for so you want to change the world that's such a classic like early 2000s pivotal scene in a moment in a movie pivotal moment stroke wait pivotal scene in a movie moment thank you there we go We got there.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Oh, please. Like, I seriously have had enough.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah, no, I just feel like being a hater, like this is a good idea. I just feel like being a hater.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Like pick a worst fucking family to follow. I hate him and his wife and that kid is annoying as hell. Like Casey himself, like seriously, like weedy. Weedy. Um, I don't care. And it's like, we're following someone. We're following someone from the original show and it's not Beth and Rip. Get the fuck out of here.

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There are also so many things hanging in the balance when it comes to Yellowstone's like triple sixes. Right. Triple six. Matthew McConaughey. Remember, like all these different things like fuck off, like seriously, leave us alone. They're starting to annoy me. It's giving Game of Thrones like this big, amazing show. They had all these big ideas for spinoffs and prequels and shmequels and lequels.

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I mean, yeah, but, like, CBS.

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Viacom, yeah. But, like... Name one show that gets watched on CBS. Okay, I think Big Brother or whatever. CBS News. You know what I mean? It's so random. CBS Today. Okay, let's say you want to stream something that was on CBS. Where do you go?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Got it. Okay, so just stick with Paramount.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Viacom they're a weird family yeah they are like it's kind of like this like misfit toys like you'll never be Disney Hulu ESPN NBC Bravo you'll never be it Peacock yeah no like the different conglomerates like have different energy like NBC has a lot of swirly energy right they have Peacock they have Bravo the one to beat No, but then like Hulu, Disney, ABC, ABC. Hulu, Disney, ABC, ESPN.

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Yeah, right. Oh, and will I say it right now? We're going to say it right now. No, no, no. Patreon.com slash a toast. No, head to Patreon.com slash a toast.

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They're like a very cool conglomerate.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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nickelodeon paramount cbs like okay good luck sure um those were the fast five which is sad that they're over smile because it happened but i'm smiling because that means it's time for queenie and weenie of the week our final segment of the week where jackie and i like to give out some awards queenie of the week and weenie of the week just take a look back at the week at a glance who was doing weenie like things who was doing queenie like things nominate them and

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just it's not that serious you guys it's a seven week title if you ever find yourself being queenie or weenie don't get too comfortable okay because you can find yourself queenie one week we need the next it hasn't happened but sure

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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The Kardashians are Christian, not Catholic, right?

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So it's a really good time to support women in media. Of course, the Patreon is always popping off today specifically. And then in the next couple of weeks, we've been batching some really great content. We're going to be doing our – Regular daily, not daily, weekly show during my maternity leave in July and August on Patreon. So it's never a bad time to spend $7.99.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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My Queenie actually goes to somebody whose name I don't know. But whoever I had the idea to bring back Shazza Sunset, you are my Queenie of the week. Like brilliant – Completely unique. Not ever been done before. Like I've been begging for this. Good on you for knowing what the culture wants, what the culture needs. And I thank you for your service. Unnamed man or woman.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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my weenie of the week is gonna be zach from the valley that was one of mine so there you go it was such a bad episode for him mostly because of benji on a stick like it was seriously the lamest thing my weenie on the week is benji on the stick no but benji himself like hasn't done anything i need to they just keep foisting benji so i never forget this Zach is weenie of the week.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Like, I just feel like I'm getting to know him because I'm new to the Valley and I'm not liking what I'm seeing.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Please. Dochi. she was up for me too, but it's not, it wasn't weenie behavior. It was diva behavior.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah. It was giving diva of the week.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Did, who actually put the glue on the stick and like printed out the picture? Was it Zach?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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It was so horrible. It was so horrible.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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That they included it. I blame everyone. I'm glad that they did.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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They had to go to FedEx. Like I know like a lot of work went into this.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Highly recommend you signing up for Patreon on a computer. If you sign up on your phone in the Patreon app, Apple will charge you an extra $3, $4. Seriously, we don't say. So head to Patreon.com on a computer.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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That was your final episode for this week. What's so fab is that next week Jax is coming to town. We're recording in person for the entire week. The week after that is the official start of my maternity leave. There will be no toast that week. There will be Patreon. There will be episodes released almost every day, though, on Patreon, so stay tuned for that.

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And then the week after that, after Memorial Day, Jax's official Jackie Owen Friends begins.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Eh. Both New York, Florida. She's doing it all. So it's going to be fab. Up and down the coast. But we'll see you on Monday. Just like two swirlies.

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Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast on Monday morning show where we deliver the fast, fast stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us a thumbs up.

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We're also available as a podcast and we're a podcast can be found on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Video, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places. Wherever you listen to podcasts, find us at Toast. Leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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I've never been to this website.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah. Then you also get access to our Facebook group, which is just like an extra bonus. Some people spend the $7.99 a month just to get into the Facebook group.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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I don't want to like switch gears to tell you the thing that happened to me this morning unless you're like fully done, you know?

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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It's your pre-Fast Five banter today.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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You're going to be interested in the thing that happened to me this morning. But before I do, I just had an idea.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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When you come to New York, we have one week together being pregnant on the toast.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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I think we have to do a dual maternity shoot.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Because I'm kind of against it because I hate my body. But if we did dual, we honestly probably would end up looking like a lesbian couple who are both carrying babies. It's true. But I'm down. I'm seriously down.

The Toast

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We used to do those at camp. It was like the evening activities and mystery bus ride. And like, it was usually the same three places, like the movies, bowling or whatever. But I love the concept of a mystery bus ride. I did one for my like 28th birthday. I took everybody to Chelsea Piers. They loved it.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Okay. But you have to be, the only way I'll do it is if you're also modeling.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Maybe we could just ask AI to make it for us.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Okay, so permission to just quickly tell you about what happened to me this morning.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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It is. Okay. So, Ben and I woke up super early this morning, and it's kind of a gross day outside, so we were just making plans.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah, exactly. We were planning dinner, and he was like, do you have time to get breakfast before the toast? I'm like, yeah. It's always a nice little treat, you know? Especially, I'm really trying to get in all my meals, because once Bebe is here, I'm not going to be eating the way that I've been eating. So, I treated myself to pancakes. Sure. Yeah, right.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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No, no, no, no, no. But I will be making better and more different choices. Not like 100% back to the way I was, but like it's not going to be as balls to the wall.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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You're so toxic. Okay. Okay, fine, fine. So we go to like the most random diner. Like seriously, I don't know why we ate at this place. Like it was honestly terrible. Like so random. We're in the middle of the most random. We sit down. I'm in the seat that's like facing the restaurant so I can see everything. Ben's looking at like the bathroom. And I actually filmed Ben's reaction.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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I'm like, Ben, I'm about to tell you the craziest thing. I have to just film you while I tell you. I said, Ben, What if I told you that one of the Brunson boys is right behind you?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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One of the members of the Brunson boys chat. Okay. He was like, well, I wouldn't believe you. I'm like, well, turn around. Jack was right there, a fellow Brunson boy.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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It was actually the weirdest thing to see someone you know. What time was it? Like, just a random, like, if I told you, you wouldn't even know it. Like, it was such a random hole in the wall.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah, I'm not like, I'm so chill. I mean, we just grabbed a slice and we got a hole in the wall.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Let me tell you, Ben, Ben was regretting ever asking me to be a chill, grab a slice girl. It was one of the most disgusting meals we'd ever had. But to see a Brunson boy out in the wild, it truly feels actually like the world revolves. Do you feel like everybody's talking about the Brunson boys?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Of course they found out because we posted a clip about it. God forbid any of them ever like, you know, listen to my show and support me.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Maybe, but that's not how they found out. They found out from the clip that we posted on the toast. They posted it in the chat and they were like giggling about it. They love it. Like they're famous.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah, but I don't think that part made the clip. No, no, it did. Oh, did it?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Yeah. They just were like, whoa, Brunson Boys. Global stage. Big things.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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And then we ran into a Brunson Boy this morning. The Brunson Boy doesn't even live near us. It was so crazy. The world revolves around the Brunson Boys.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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And actually, I feel like everybody's talking about more so the Knicks because they're headed home tomorrow. And if they win this game, which they very well could, the next game I think would be on Monday, and it would be their chance to beat the Celtics completely. And it's also the same night that the Yankees and the Mets are playing each other at Yankee Stadium. Subway Series. Subway Series.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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But it's the first time. I guess one of these huge Yankees player, Juan Soto – He last – this is a couple of months ago. He, before the season started, got traded to the Mets. So this is like his big homecoming. Like they say they're going to need to call in the National Guard for what's going to happen potentially in New York on Monday.

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Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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A thousand percent. Even though Ben said like the worst seats in the house are $2,000.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Oh my God. That's actually so crazy that you said that because this morning I was thinking about how much we've monetized the Brunson boys.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Jake Paul should sponsor a suite for us to bring the Brunson boys and give them like the night of their lives. Like kind of like make a wish. Literally. W, Jake Paul's brand. Get in touch. We have plans.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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We'll like pick them up in a limo. Like we'll make it like a really. Mystery bus ride. Yes. Oh my God. Like we'll make it like a really special night for the B, the B squared. Yeah. Love that.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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I really want it to be W, honestly.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Maybe Jake Paul's betting app. He has like a sports betting app. Better?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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I'm non-denominational. Like I'll go with any brand.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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And then TikTok would love us because anytime there's like a brand trip, people are like, you should bring real people like nurses. Okay. Like these guys, like one of them, one of them's a lawyer. Like they're regular people. Like let's see if anybody cares about a brand trip of civilians. We're doing it.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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I'm so tired of that rhetoric. Like I'm so tired of brands gifting influencers free product. Like give it to the regular girl. Okay. And who does that help besides the regular girl? Like it doesn't help the brand. Like I'm just so over it. That's just not how the world works. Like, yeah, it would be nice if all of the, it would be nice if hunger was solved. Like, but it's not.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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So sorry for like quickly, let's put the tracks back to you. Like that's my story. I saw Bronson Boy in the wild this morning. Back to you. How are you feeling?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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It is. It's a great time to be a toaster. So much happening in the toasty world. We have so many fabulous guests and guest co-hosts booked for maternity leave.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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People want to get in. We can't accommodate.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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Seats taken. Oh, my God. There is a bar by one of our doctor's office.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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No, but the way you said it reminded me. It's called Shaken Not Stirred. That's just the name of the bar.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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No, but the logo, the A in shaken is a martini glass, which looks more like a Y than an A. Me and Ben walked past it. We're like, shaken. Thank you. It's such a bad logo. Like I like the concept of using the martini as a Y. So you needed a different name for your bar. Something that had a Y, you know, an A is shaken. It pisses me off. No. Every time we, like, drive up, we're like, shiken?

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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If you see something, say nothing.

The Toast

Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

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No, it's a cute concept if your bar was called, like, Barry's. I don't know. Don't ask me why that came to mind. But, like, with a little martini at the end.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the toast. Cut your pants on fire. Tell me you're a liar. Tell me you're a liar. Trust me.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Introducing Prolon, a revolutionary plant-based nutrition program that nourishes the body while making cells believe that they're fasting. Researched and developed for decades at the University of Southern California Longevity Institute and backed by leading US medical centers, Prolon helps promote healthy blood sugar, supports cardiovascular health, and reduces abdominal fat.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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But Prolon isn't a diet. Prolon is science. It is science based on Nobel Prize-winning discoveries in medicine. And that's why so many people have been loving, and everyone really starts with the Prolon five-day program. It includes snacks, soups, beverages, and it is all designed to keep your body in a state of fasting without actually doing the fasting.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Because like I said, you get snacks, soups, and beverages. It's really unlike anything you've ever experienced. And it's no wonder why thousands of doctors now recommend Prolon to support healthy blood sugar and cardiovascular health. There are so many benefits. Two, Prolon and the whole fasting thing, but obviously that's a heavy lift for some people.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Honestly, I was like, I didn't know he had that much money.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's definitely something people are talking about, too. Because I haven't put a red cent in his pocket. Oh, yeah. Proudly. That's another thing to feel good about. Like, did not contribute to the richification or the famification of Zach Bryan one iota over here. Right. So our hands are clean.

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Our first story, BFF's pod ex-Zach Bryan, Brianna Chicken Fry, sat down to tell her story about the last year or so of her life with Zach Bryan, the last two weeks since they've broken up. and where we're at now.

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So I think the biggest, the main theme from the podcast is that in the last few weeks since they broke up, his team has offered her $12 million to sign an NDA and not speak about the relationship, plus a house and an apartment in New York. The money would have been paid out over three years. She went back and forth with deciding whether or not to take the money, as did Dave and Josh.

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They did not know how to advise her. Yeah, I thought that was interesting that she was like,

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leaning on them. And, you know, it's smart. Dave is a smart person, especially when it comes to money. So I thought that was wise of her. In the end, she decided not to take the money. And I think that really shocked a lot of people. And I think it also shocked a lot of people who maybe have never been in a relationship like that because, you know, $12 million is $12 million.

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We are going to dive into the full podcast recap in part, in story one of the day, I assume. I mean, we are going to be doing Queenie and Weenie, although it's just so clear. It's so clear, but maybe we'll have- To even do the segment is like a slap in the face to the common sense of our listeners.

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But I was reading because someone in the toast was like, would you have taken the money? And all these people were commenting and everyone was like, honestly, yeah. But then people were like, no, I've been in a relationship like this. And like, there's no... amount of money that you can't put a price on your own freedom.

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When you're out of it, no amount of money is even enticing to you, to have your voice stripped from you. You were in a relationship for a whole year where your voice was stripped from you. So I think it's really unbelievable to a lot of people. Then a lot of people are like, well, she's rich, she's famous. And actually, Barstool notoriously pays their talent not a lot of money.

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If she was a podcaster and an influencer free of a Barstool contract, she probably would make a lot of money. But she makes a salary from Barstool that I'm sure is generous, but it's not what people probably think someone at that level makes. So many interesting things. I mean, when her barstool contract was up and he offered her double the money to not work there.

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Just to like, I don't know, lay around and follow him.

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I'm so proud of her that even in the relationship when she's still like under...

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his spell that she said no to that because that was shocking he was making her like hate she said herself her job her co-workers so I'm so glad that she said no to that but I also think dollars and cents wise of course like you don't want to take the money because I can't be bought and like my story and my truth like you can't silence me but I also think when you break it down like

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$4 million over three years for an influencer at her level. I know she has a barstool contract, but I think Dave is going to be very generous with her. He said he would buy her Bronco. He said he would give her the money. I think all of the money made from yesterday's episode will go to Ms. Chicken Fry LLC.

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and I have some notes for Dave on reading ads, but yeah, there was Game Time, there was Raising Cane.

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There was also YouTube ads. I think they made a lot of money on that episode. I think we'll all go to her. Maybe even all the diss track stuff would go to her. I think she'll make a lot of money. And we read the creator list recently. And if you're a pretty big,

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size creator you can be making about like two million dollars a year if you're decent at the job so like I think over time she can out earn that money but if she signed it and she didn't tell the story and as Dave said like BFF's pod was going to end soon anyway and especially if she didn't share some anything about the breakup because she couldn't um

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I think that would affect her career in the same way that the last year affected her career where she wasn't being herself.

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And it really affected the BFFs pot. I was shocked to hear them say that. Like, I received that, like, just as a consumer. I feel like it kind of fell off a little bit. Yeah. But for Dave to say, like, yeah, we were going to end it, one, because, like, I'm a little too old to be talking about, like, internet drama. But, like, two, like, we weren't, like, doing much.

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It's true, but maybe we'll have more to add as we anoint.

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Yeah. Yeah. So I think that if she signed the NDA and, like, didn't share – the truth that it would affect her earning potential because people were sort of like waning in their interest from her.

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And that's the other thing. That's what's so fucked up about this whole thing is like he made her into a version of herself that like the internet hated. And if you could, like the reception on TikTok before she started dating Zach Bryan and now after is so different. Like she really, like that's valuable. That's part of your job, how people see you, how they engage with you, how they follow you.

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And like for him to have stripped that from her, like he really, it's so textbook. and like isolating you from your friends and family, from your career, from your job. It's so many things that he stripped from her. And the fact that she's only been out of it for two weeks and she's able to see it so zoomed out. Jackie, she's 25.

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Yes, and I actually was only able to watch a podcast this morning because last night I was out at the theater. Have you ever been to the famous Apollo Theater? Yes. You have? It's Uptown. Yeah, it's in Harlem. What did you see there? Darius Rucker. Oh, classic. Well, the Joan Rivers tribute show that I went to last night was at the Apollo. And when Brian said, I have tickets, do you want to come?

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Like she's very, well, first of all, extremely smart and well-spoken, but like just to see these things, like I think it takes some people months and years to really kind of zoom out and understand what they went through and dissect random moments being like, oh yeah, that was abuse. That was narcissism. Like she, kind of like woke up in an instant.

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And it's beyond impressive how mature she is for her age. I was shocked when I found out she was 25.

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Yeah, very, very mature. And also like, I liked what she said when it's like, there's obviously stuff about him that he doesn't want out there because that's what the $12 million is for. Like whatever he's struggling with, whatever, you know, even just a lot of things. And she was like, I didn't not take the money so I could like tell all his secrets.

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I didn't take the money so I can say what happened to me, what I experienced. And I could like go forth and tell my story But she's not spilling his secrets and sharing all the dirty details about him. And that's why she really is being so respectful about it as much as she can. While also, she had a public relationship. She's having a public breakup.

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And so if she wants the public to care for her still and be invested, she also has to do that last chapter, which she wouldn't have been able to do. And if there wasn't that, then... That's not what being an influencer is. No, because she still is protecting him. And she's not, you know, when you break up with somebody. She even protected him by telling us that he called them idiots and not.

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Our words. Yeah, that was interesting. I could see when she read the text, when Dave read the text of the screenshot, she's like holding her head because she's like, she's even protecting him because now people know he uses that word and like.

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And so for him to have gone up to, like if you would have asked me like, how much money do you think Zach Ryan offered Brianna to like not talk about their, I would have said like maybe $2 million. The fact that it was 12 is indicative of something greater, right?

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And she's not, but he's such an idiot because if he had just ended the relationship with a modicum of decency and respect, she obviously has a lot of love for him. She would have probably continued to protect him and talked about it in her personal life, but that's it. He's such an idiot to do the whole thing via text, speak to her so fucking disgustingly.

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Even when they're showing screenshots, get your shit out. Fucking monster. If he had just acted with the smallest bit of grace, they would seriously, we would not be here, we would not be having this conversation, and he wouldn't have even needed to pay her.

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He could have even broken up with her, went to Oklahoma, had the conversation over text, just not been on Raya, let her announce the breakup when she wanted to and let her like go forth and heal. But yeah, it would have saved him $12 million potentially. And then also whatever this is about to do. Right.

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She gave him a lot of rope and he hung himself with it. Like he is so dumb. I, every little window into who he was. Okay. So you didn't get to this story. It was, I can't believe they saved it to the end. Jackie was so shocking. Two things. One, you know, one night, one morning she woke up and was singing last night. We let the liquor talk and literally they didn't talk for a week.

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you singing someone else's song in my house, in my apartment that I paid for, like fucking crazy lunatic, okay? But this other story like is really, All the stories she told are obviously something that she's comfortable sharing. In the first clip, she was talking about how there was a night in, I think, December. She was like, unspeakable things happened.

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I don't know what happened, but I feel like she's still not sharing really what went. I wouldn't be surprised if there was different forms of abuse because she wasn't sharing all that. But the story she told at the end is for her birthday.

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So December being like 11 months ago.

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I was having a hard time with the timeline. I know, so was I. Hold on, December being 11 months ago. Because we're only in November. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So it's her birthday. He's on tour, you know. And as a gift, he like rented this like huge house on the water in New Hampshire for her family and her friends and her to all go. And then he's like, I'm going to come.

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And she's like, oh, okay, great. And then like the whole time leading up, he's like complaining, like I'm going to be tired. Like I've worked so hard. She's like, don't come, please don't come. Of course he comes. The first night they're doing like, you know, bonfire and beers, like chill, you know, she's like kind of like earthy like that.

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All of her friends are sitting around, they're sitting around the fire and like she could just tell like it's gonna be bad. He is like making little jabs at people, like not being, the kind of boyfriend, and she was kind of panicked about it. She was like, okay, I'm going to bed. It was 11.30, and she thought he would follow her, and he didn't. So she goes upstairs, and she does go to sleep.

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Same. I don't know how the hell we're supposed to wait till the first story to talk about it. Like, seriously, fuck that square-headed fuck. I hate that ugly loser so much and I am so proud. So fucking proud. I never liked him. And I never turned on Brianna LaPaglia like you other snitches did. Now I see everyone on social media like, oh, Brianna, bitch, you were the ones who turned on her.

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He sent us the poster. And there was a lineup of people, pretty decent lineup. So I was really excited. But they didn't put anybody on the lineup who was actually there. It was star-studded. And it was all filmed for NBC. There were cameras everywhere. They didn't say exactly what it's going to be. Who were the stars? So, Tiffany Haddish, Chelsea Handler, Nikki Glaser, Joel McHale, Who else?

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She's just like, I can't handle this. She wakes up an hour and a half later, like screaming, smashing glass, like what the fuck's going on? She runs downstairs. Everyone's like hiding in the basement, all of her girlfriends hysterically crying. And she's like, what the fuck's going on? She looks outside. Her aunt, her old lady aunt, is holding him back, trying to get him to calm down.

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Apparently, while they were all sitting at the bonfire, he just snapped. Nobody was doing anything. He snapped. He's like, you're all low lives. You'll never accomplish anything in your life. I'm successful. You're not. Probably having a chip on his shoulder that he paid for this house. I literally don't know. And she was like, I couldn't even go out there.

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Like, when he would get like this, like, you just, there's no coming back for me. You kind of have to just, like, let him deactivate. But all of her friends were, like, filming him just to, like, have on record for Brianna, like, this crazy, toxic, abusive behavior. It's a huge fight, whatever. He goes back on tour, she comes with him.

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And the fact that her friends had filmed him, obviously had really bothered him. She was like, that's why they offered me so much money, part of it. I have all this footage from nights like this. But every time for the next couple of weeks following that event, when they would be together, he would literally walk off stage onto the bus to see her and start filming her. You like that?

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You like when I film you in your private? Fucking crazy. Fucking crazy. Yeah. So it was a story she told at the end. Everybody was just sort of like, wow. Like the reception. I mean, there's nothing to say. I thought that Josh and Dave did a good job of like being supportive. But like, there's no, there's no correct way to respond to something like that.

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Yeah. Yeah. They did a really good job of being supportive while also like being angry on her behalf. And she wasn't angry.

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She was just sort of like sad. Yeah, no way though. And by the way, and I'm glad she addressed it. She looked frail. Like the light from her eyes had died. She looked so thin. She was like, I lost 15 pounds that I did not have to lose. Like she's always been a very skinny girl. My first thought when I saw her was like, her bones are sticking out of her jeans. Yeah.

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And like, that's what a relationship like that does to you.

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Right, and that's what happened in the relationship. And then the last two weeks have also been really hard. Like, and also asking yourself like the biggest question of like, the money versus, and the thing is, even if she had taken the money, like I wouldn't, it's not like I would have any less, I mean, one, we wouldn't know, but two, I would not judge at all.

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Like she said, she doesn't come from much. Like her family will never see that amount of money in their lives.

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That was really sad to hear, like talking about how, like turning down that type of money, like, Her family was like, take the money. She grew up vacationing in a trailer park. This is somebody who did not grow up like this. So you have to be incredibly principled and scrupled to turn that kind of money down and look your parents in the face.

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And them telling her to take it is completely understandable.

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Yeah. Like, it's not like a hypothetical, like that's real money. And she said, I was ready to take the money and I was like ready to sign. And they actually were slow and sending me everything and weren't going to send me the money. Like that day, that's why Dave was like, send her the money. And in that moment, like she was like, okay, nevermind.

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So if they had moved faster, she said, they're stupid. If they had moved faster, like it would have been done.

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Yeah, I can only imagine what he's really truly hiding. Obviously, there's some sort of alcohol abuse. I'll imagine you get violent when you drink. Your mind goes to a million places because she's not really sharing, I think, the worst of it, even though the stuff she's sharing is so fucking horrible. I hate this fucking guy. He better hope we never run into each other. I'm throwing hands.

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And so ugly to act like that. I'm sorry, you can't act like that if you're that ugly, if your head is that square. You can't. And you know what? He's not 5'11". He is. He's not. He's not, right? He paid off that site. He paid off that website because so many people were like, I take pictures of him. I'm 5'7". He's literally two inches taller than me, okay? So he's short, square-headed fuck.

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I fucking hate this guy. Like, I was actually, and this isn't a situation like I can relate to. So I don't know if this is right or wrong, but I was actually triggered like listening to it. Just, it's so textbook. It's also like imperceptible, right? It's not like she walked into a room with a bruise on her face. So it's like, you're not being abused. It's verbal abuse. It's really mental abuse.

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Who else? Who else? I don't want to spoil it for when it gets televised. And then, like, a bunch of other comedians who, like, you know and like, but, like, big, big stars. Yeah, the big names. Yeah, yeah. It was shocking to see. Who was the best? That's a really good question. Aubrey Plaza was there.

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It's emotional abuse. It's so hard to... Psychological.

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You know, hot and cold, and you don't know what you're going to get, and you're walking on eggshells, and then the amount of love that you get kind of, like, ties you over for the next time, and even when it's bad, you're like, well, I know the love party's coming, so, like, let's just weather the storm.

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Oh, and then throwing in fame and millions of dollars. Like, that really fucks with the dynamic, too.

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And they're both famous, and, like, she's got her own thing going that he can, like... wheeled against her.

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Yeah, anything that brought her joy made him sick. Oh, I mean the Golden Globes? Yeah. Dress? The tour, that's what ended their relationship.

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She took two weeks to do her tour. After being on tour with him for a whole fucking year. And he couldn't do that. Not only could he not, he was supposed to be with her. That was the plan. That was their, and that's what's equitable in their relationship. A year for him, two weeks for her. He couldn't be with her. He couldn't even just stay home. Yep. Yeah.

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obviously I'm kind of well known for my takes on cancel culture just know like when I talk about cancel culture I'm not talking about this like this is the exception like seriously I want him his record label to drop him like and I know this will make seriously no impact on his career like as a male rock star like this is the sort of behavior you just you let it slide but he has so many female fans and it was those female fans that like really tortured Brianna over the last year like making horrible videos about her and

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Like, I want him done. I never want, like, I hate, I'm sorry, like, you are an abuser. You don't get to, like, be famous anymore. Stop it.

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I do really wonder how this will affect his career. I don't, he won't be dropped by his record label or anything like that, but, like, I wonder how it will affect fans. I wonder how it will affect his fellow artists at award shows. Noah Khan is not fucking with him anymore.

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Right, but also, like, he seems like a fucking piece of work, piece of shit, so, like, maybe he didn't have that many friends to begin with. Oh, wait, and then we have to talk about Rose and Deb.

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Rose and Deb? So Rose is his ex-wife. Okay. And then Deb was the girlfriend that he dated before Brianna, who like his fans loved. I think she was a toaster because people used to be like, Deb, Deb, Deb. I was like, who's Deb? And he broke up with her. Kind of now like looks really similar. Like abruptly, out of nowhere, started dating Brianna.

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So, and I knew this, and I was being such a know-it-all, like, because between every comedian, they had, like, a package. It was a big screen, and it was, like, archival footage of Joan. It was... a combination of like so much stuff from her documentary. I was literally like, honestly. Quoting it. If you ask Taylor Donahue, she wished she sat next to someone else.

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But Brianna also maintains that he was broken up with her when they stuck together. Yes, that the timeline is totally kosher. Because people said like they both broke up with their people to be together.

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That they both cheated. Yeah. Yeah. But now we know, I don't think when he got divorced from Rose, like he was liquid or famous enough to like pay her off. But I do imagine that Rose, who has been radio silent, like she's still like a content creator. So she went back to life, hair, makeup, like that's it. Never once spoke about anything.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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And it's clear that like maybe she got a settlement of sorts. And so I think Brianna feels like- People said Rose is a toaster? Deb. Deb is ex-wife? No, Rose is ex-wife.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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But she does content? Deb. You just said, okay, you said Rose went back to hair and makeup. Okay.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Rose was the military wife, right? Yes, exactly. But he didn't have money at the time. So nobody would have cared. Who could she tell? Like, we don't care. But then he was really getting pretty famous while dating Deb. And I think it's like safe to assume that perhaps he settled with her. Yeah. And so I think Brianna feels like they're,

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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other women who weren't in the position that she was in to not take the money. She can live and pay her rent and do things. See, he makes them move out of their apartments. Come live in my house. And everything's in his name. But it's like, yeah, we're moving near your family. So this is our house. Our kids are going to live here. But then, boom, get out. Get your shit and leave.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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So someone who's not liquid like Brianna is, Brianna has a career. It's fucking screwed. Yeah. So he kind of puts him in a position to have to take the money.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2174.612

Why didn't Margo tell me that the other, the past girlfriend got a million dollars? She told me that. Is that what Margo said?

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Let me ask her where she heard that.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Ask her how she knows. This is what happens when Satch lives in my house. I know stuff. It's so true. And like, I don't have to download and send TikToks. Jackie just goes down to Margo's room. I do. I go to Margo's room and I'm like, pull up this one. It's TikTok hour. Everybody, turn off the lights. Here, Deb got one million dollars. I didn't hear that, but it's possible.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2202.077

Margot just knows stuff, you know? It's so true. She's so young and connected. She's probably talking to Deb. For sure. Now, not to make everything about me, but my immediate thought this morning was really just genuine pride that I never disliked Brianna, and I never liked SpongeBob SquareChin. I am so real for that, like real sees real, and I'm a forever fan of Brianna now. She's got charisma.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2227.757

She's got talent. I want the world for her. I need $12 million. I could wipe my ass with $12 million. That's what I need from Brianna.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

223.932

I was literally finishing the sentences. I'm like, but so much of the show was about Joan. Did you tell her how he had walked through the apartment? No, no, I didn't actually. It didn't come up. You'll have to text her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But really, the whole show was kind of built around the fact that Joan wrote so many jokes, and she had this crazy filing system. It's in the documentary.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2235.32

Margot said, She heard it in a TikTok. She's not sure how true it is. Okay. Got it. Okay. So spreading, Margo spreading misinformation. Right, right. Now I know I need to fact check her. I agree with you about Brianna. Now it's on us, like people who are kind and loving.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2250.913

The women who were so excited, happy, joyful to tear her down because they... She was living a life that they could only dream of. Meanwhile, it was a fucking nightmare.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Now it's on us to fill up Brianna's wallet.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Like, subscribe, download. Follow.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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So true. I followed. I want to watch her tour documentary. Everything. And get her back on surviving barstool. It's now up to us to make her realize that she made the right decision because not only in her heart, but also in her pocketbook, it will even out over time.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2286.524

It's just really also a reminder about the internet because I think that a couple of months ago, you would have looked at this person, you know, plucked by a rock star.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2296.466

living a dream private jets tour like this guy everybody wants him he's so ugly they love him they think he's so hot literally you would have thought like i would give anything to be her to be this life it's a dream meanwhile she's living a fucking nightmare yeah so it's important to remember when consuming other people's lives like of course what do they say like comparison is the thief of joy like not only that like you have no fucking idea you have you can't compare when you don't know the truth you're getting 10 percent

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Yeah, I followed her for a while. And I remember she, like, posted, like, happy birthday stuff for Zach. Like, the most glowing, loving, like, enmeshed. Him for her, too. Twin flame sort of thing. And I'm like, wow, a perfect relationship. It's a dream. Like, how amazing. Yeah. So social media is not real, but you should already know that. And everybody is fighting their own battles.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2347.576

One thing that I hope she... unlearns a little bit is she kept like taking responsibility. She's like, because she was telling a story about something crazy he did. She's like, and I went back, you know? And that's on me. She kept like taking responsibility because I think she's been so beat down by the internet. Like take accountability, take accountability. And so she's sort of

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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blames herself a lot for like believing him for loving him for you know getting swayed by him easily and I think she really needs to like unburden herself from that like that's what abuse is like it's it's literally not your fault it is yeah I think over time she will I think in two weeks like you said like she's already recognized it for what it was which is like major strides and that will be part of the next like phase of her healing is recognizing that it wasn't her fault and that like

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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this is what these people do. And she, as much as it's like, you have choices, like you could just leave. Like she couldn't, where, where is she going? She couldn't like, and he made her feel like nothing without him. She separated her from her family. So I think eventually like she'll,

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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unlearn that but right now that's where she's at especially because she knows that the haters response is going to be like well you could have left but why did you say you're the one who went back so she's like that is on me that i stayed that i went back eventually i think she'll see like technically yes she had the choice to leave but she didn't really have choices yeah um i do wonder what this means for the future of the bffs like are they going to give it another go well they fucking better until they make 12 million dollars and then they can end the show

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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She would write jokes, and once they were done, she would put them in this filing cabinet. She would type them up on index cards and file them based on different categories. And they were just reading some of her jokes. And Arby Plaza did a whole segment of Joan jokes that haven't aged well. It was really funny. And then, so the whole event was for charity.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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And so either they can wait till they make $36 million so that Brie gets her 12 or they can just give it all to Brie and wait till they make 12 and give it to Brie and then they can move on. I wonder how they'll do it. Dave is really like, I know he gets so much shit, but he is such a generous person. He really like rides so hard for the people that he cares about.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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And I feel like he gets so much shit for being like misogynist, whatever. Like he's always like the girl, the women that like work for him. He's always doing right by them. You couldn't ask for a better boss than what David's doing for her right now.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Especially in what she's gone through, like a better ally. I'm sure she had legal help. Where do you even get a lawyer to negotiate a fucking settlement with your ex-boyfriend?

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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You know, when someone who's not scared of nothing, because another boss would be like, listen, this is a liability. We don't want the stink. They could sue the hell out of us. And he's like, we're telling the truth. You can't sue me. You think I'm extorting you? You're bribing her.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Like, just riding so hard for her and making her so unafraid, knowing that she has someone in her corner who has her back, which is really nice, but also has, like, deep pockets.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2496.306

Yeah, it's true. Which is also important. It's true. And I like that Dave said that. Like, it was important for him to know, like, you're not the only one who has money. Like, it's not a big deal. I have it, too. Yeah. You want to pay me? I'll pay Brie. Right.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2510.873

So I feel like he deserves a lot of credit for that. And he's always been that way. Yeah, I agree. It was a good showing for him. Do you also feel like so much of this is like Taylor Swift coded, not only because they keep saying smallest man, but because like Zach Bryan, like, trashed her like two days ago. Taylor wrote, Parsley wrote Dave a letter.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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And Brianna, I was looking at her TikTok yesterday and people were like, you need to listen to the ex-Taylor Swift song. Like now you know what it's like. And she was like, you're so right. You're so right. She's going to become a big Swiftie because she's like not a Swiftie.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2540.016

Yeah, because she was with him who's tweeting that stuff. Meanwhile, Parsley loves Dave.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2543.659

Correct. Parsley loves Dave. So that's, like, probably a developing story. Oh, he keeps, like, releasing music. Oh, he releases songs. Like, girl, we don't care. Take your guitar and go cry. Like, we literally don't care. She literally shove it up your ass. Like, the hate. I went from being, like, so indifferent about this person. Like, I just kind of, like, never got into it.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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To it's my mission now to destroy his life. Like, I hate him.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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No, I went from being, like, really sad about their breakup because I thought their relationship was something and, like... that it wasn't to being so relieved about their breakup that now I need to remember this for the next like couple that I ship when they break up.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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It was for God's Love We Deliver, which is, if you watch a documentary, Joan's like favorite charity, which started as an organization to like send meals, medicated meals to AIDS patients. And now it's like for the whole city, if you're elderly, if you're sick and you don't have meals, like they deliver meals.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Like I need to realize like I need to have relief and not sadness because when people get to a place of breaking up, like that's a bad relationship. It's true. It's true.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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So I don't know if I'll ever learn that though. And I also think, I feel like, you know, this phrase of love bombing, people have really like, it started to lose its meaning. People are like, this guy's texting me so much. He's love bombing me. No, meeting someone four days later and getting a tattoo of them, that is love bombing.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2608.643

Yeah, a lot of these terms have lost their meaning, and that's really hard for the people who are going through it. Yeah, every guy that's not acting in a kind manner is a narcissist. That's not what it means, and we need to bring back meaning to those terms in it, because I feel like her situation is really textbook. But when those words are always slung around, it's hard to really picture it.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2632.415

Yeah. So I agree with you about the love bombing. And also sometimes people like will be just being nice and they're like, they're love bombing.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2638.258

It's like, yeah, no. And it's a girl's like only want to date assholes. Right. Guys like nice incense flowers after the first date. He's love bombing. Right. No, he's literally just nice. And like, that's still true, but she was love bombed. Correct.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2652.504

Well, that's the first story. I agree that it's developing. Oh, I'm sorry. I think that him waiting three days, yada yada, a lot of it had to do with the election they were saying, which I thought was so interesting. He really tried to bury this story. Meanwhile, Donald who? Kamala who? Who gives a fuck? Literally, I feel like it's bigger than it ever could have been.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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People actually are so desperately seeking a distraction from the election that I actually think he so did himself a disservice. He played this so wrong. But I thought it was so interesting how they really tried to maneuver with the election.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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Yeah, if he had gotten it done before the election, then the election would have happened and we would have forgotten. But in this kind of dry spell post-election... Celebrities aren't doing much. This is all we've got.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2694.81

It's true. It was actually really terrible timing. It's bigger than ever. Obsessed. Yeah, me too. So just rooting for Brie. Constantly. Number one fan. Should we start like a, I'm going to start literally like a fan page. Like just hyping her up. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Like if I have to talk about something else, sure.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

271.373

And so they were auctioning off some of the OG index cards for, and the starting price for an index card was $5,000. Like I was gonna like auction, get involved, but then they were like starting price 5,000. I'm like, for an index card? That's really crazy. I know. So somebody... Oh, you know who bought the first one sitting right in front of me? Lorraine Schwartz. Oh, wow. Jewelry designer.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2716.866

Yeah, it's not bad. It's good. It's some holiday cheermeister because the Skims holiday campaign has dropped and it is starring Goldie Hawn and her kids, Kate and Oliver Hudson, and then their kids. So it's like a big Hawn-Hudson family affair Skims campaign.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2734.383

Really cute. So different. Unexpected. Like if you said Skims is going to tap like a classic family, I don't know who I would have thought of. I wouldn't have thought like the Hudsons, but they really are so famous across like different... age generations and Oliver and the kids. It was really cute. I love Oliver. Oliver doesn't mean as much to anyone as he does to us.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2755.018

Yeah, for some reason, we are obsessed with him. I don't know. He's in a lot of stuff, but there's something that he was- But he was in something we watched. He played someone's ex-husband. He was in something we watched that's like one of our movies. Wait, was he in Daisy Jones?

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2770.043

But that wouldn't be why we love him. He's in plenty of stuff.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2775.706

He's in Nashville. For six years, yeah. That might have been the one. I think he was in Scream Queens too, but I remember already loving him when I knew he was gonna be in Scream Queens. I feel like I really started to like him from his social media. That too, and then they do the podcast.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2793.567

Yeah, and I want to say something. I actually think it's crazy that they've never invited us on their podcast. That's true. Because they only invite siblings, and there aren't a lot of siblings, especially siblings who podcast. Our podcast is bigger than theirs. I keep waiting to be invited on that show. Isn't that weird? Yeah, but then we'd have to go on it. I mean, yes. Facts.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2813.799

We always are complaining. Like, we don't get invited. We don't come. And then we get invited. We literally say no.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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We just want to be invited. We don't want to go. We just want to be thought of. Yeah, it's really true. And also, people could take solace in that. Like, knowing we're the type of people that if you invite us, we won't come. Like, we'll save you the plate. So you look like a good guy. Yeah.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2831.554

And then you don't have to see us. And then we are not, like, chippy about you. Chipping. I thought this was really well done. Like I loved the whole aesthetic of it. Like the green plaid pajamas. They were like at this like country club looking type of brunch. It was really very cute. And well, I mean, they just fucking crush it.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2849.984

Like the celebrity endorsements department of Skims.com is so top tier. I have no notes. And I have notes for everyone.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2858.368

Yeah. I wonder if they have really big budget or it's like they have decent budget, but Kim has good relationships and it's an honor to be thought of.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2866.451

Yeah. I think that they're not like, you know, paying people extreme amounts, but I don't think they're low balling people. I think they're giving fair offers, but there's so much that comes with, it's not just the campaign. It's really like the hype, the social media, like you get numbers, you get followers.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2878.076

It's, and it's such a relevant kind of internet first brand that for a podcaster, like you do it. Yeah. And they're just a couple of podcasters after all. And they're just coming off of like banger after banger between the Tate McRae, Olivia Munn, and I'm sure they're gonna have a bunch of holiday stuff.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2892.021

Yeah. Tate McRae was technically holiday. Also, I meant to say we should go to Oliver and Kate's podcast for Halloween ideas because they have siblings. It's a fucking great idea.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2908.412

Someone remind us next year that we said that.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2910.795

Please. Are you ready for our next story? I'm just going to take a negative turn, if I may. Oh, OK. Let's get negative. My favorite. Liam Payne's friend, hotel employee, and alleged drug dealer have been charged in connection to the singer's death.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

292.661

What did one go the most for? Nothing. So literally nobody was bidding. They should have started at like $1,000. Yeah. Because after a while, Lorraine Schwartz was like, okay, I'll do it. Then the second one, like nobody did it. And I saw some producer raise his hand. So they obviously like just to keep the show moving. And then the third person they gave out to free for someone in the audience.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2923.823

Liam Payne's friend, a hotel employee, and an alleged drug dealer have been charged in connection to the former One Direction member's death, the National Crime and Correctional Prosecutor's Office announced in a press release on Wednesday.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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The friend, who was not identified but reportedly presented himself as Payne's manager, was charged with abandonment for allegedly failing to inform the Latesinger's family that he had suffered a drug relapse.

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Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2943.951

Police reportedly tried to get in touch with the Argentine businessman when Payne fell to his death on October 16th via a cell number that hotel managers had provided, but he did not pick up the phone. A lawyer from a major firm reportedly showed up later to inquire whether the friend faced any charges, which led to the businessman testifying as a witness.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

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A judge then decided that the friend had allegedly breached his duty of care with respect to Payne. He now faces a sentence of 5 to 15 years in prison for abandonment.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2970.62

meanwhile that's really crazy I didn't know that like you could be held responsible yeah it is really crazy I mean I don't know what the laws are in another country and if the same would apply here but to me that seems unfair like I tend to agree in this country if you sell me drugs and I die are you responsible you can go to jail that's like what's going on with Matthew Perry now

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

2995.729

Right, right, right. Okay. So, the drug dealer... But you're going to jail, like, not for drug dealing, but for murder? Manslaughter, whatever you want to call it? I think so, yes. That's pretty crazy, no? I mean, like, you shouldn't be dealing drugs.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3007.345

You shouldn't be dealing drugs and you should be punished for dealing drugs. It's really... It's not... a hard thing to discuss, but it's kind of hard to say publicly, on a podcast, because I think there would be a lot of judgment from people if I said what I was thinking.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3024.747

I feel like, because I didn't know if you sold someone drugs and they ended up dying from those drugs.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3030.968

You should be going to jail because you are a drug dealer and that is illegal. Right, does that make you a murderer? I don't know.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3037.47

Is this like a bad hot take? I've never thought about it.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3041.11

I think there's a lot of discourse about it, but I think that to say... More than that, like, I think we would just get shit for. So I'm just, like, not in the mood. You know what I mean?

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3050.133

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially because my thoughts would be, like, half-baked. You know, I'm just now discovering this, so I need to, like, sit on it before I come to, like, a full conclusion.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3058.318

Feel free to influence me in the comments. Yeah, what do you think? Which way should we go? Should we be charging them with man's laughter? See, I know, like, a doctor, like, Michael Jackson's doctor, right? Like, I know that, but that's because, like, you're a doctor, not a drug dealer. Yeah. So that I understand completely. But I guess I have like lower expectations for drug dealers.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3077.989

Yeah, but also like when you're a doctor, like you are asserting your authority over someone.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3084.333

And then like you took an oath to protect and make the best decisions on behalf of your patient. Yeah. And killing them with drugs is not that.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3093.238

Yeah, I understand what you're saying. But I think even more so this businessman manager like, That he's going to jail because he didn't tell his family that he relapsed?

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

310.434

Like it was... I didn't want to be cheap, but if they were like 5,000, 5,000, I wanted to be like 1,000, I would have spent 1,000. Yeah, they should have started at 100. For charity, you overpay, but $5,000 for an index card is absurd. Of which there are thousands. Well, she in her career wrote 77,000 jokes. There are 77,000 index cards.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3105.841

Right. And, like, if you were to trace it back, like, could things have gone differently if he did? Yes. Does that make him responsible? I don't know.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3112.905

By the way, like, the girlfriend who left a few days before, like, if she had been there, would she be charged? Probably. Sounds like they've got some... Some unique loss over there. That's really crazy. Thank God she left. I also haven't heard from her a lot. But she also said, like, leaving is my biggest regret.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3129.036

But now, like, knowing everybody's going down around him, she shouldn't have been there.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3133.737

And also, like, really, what could she have done?

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3137.281

But also, I'm out of my depth here. As am I, as am I. It's hard when something like this happens, because you don't desperately want to blame someone and someone to be held responsible, just because it makes you feel better. But in a situation like this, it's like, okay, we can blame the hotel guy who sold him drugs, the manager who didn't tell his family that he had relapsed.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3154.107

But at the end of the day, like, it might have still happened. Yeah. Okay, if he couldn't get drugs from this person, he would have gotten from that person. His family would have held an intervention, he would have said, go fuck you. Like, you never know. Right. So it's hard to place blame, even though it feels good to do that.

The Toast

Brianna Chickenfry Telethon: Friday, November 8th, 2024

3168.196

Yeah, I agree. But in this situation, it actually doesn't feel like justice at all. It just, it feels like someone else. It feels a little bit like a stretch. Yeah, at least for me. Me too. Are you ready for our next story, number four? Do you think I am?

The Toast

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I think you are. Not. I don't think I am.

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Are not brought to you by Amazon Live. So Amazon Live is an incredible shoppable video platform where you can explore the hottest products while connecting with the biggest influencers. You know, like myself. You'll get to see products in action and shop as much as you watch.

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So Amazon Live has everything from beauty essentials, live get ready with me demos, try on hauls, and product demonstrations so you can feel confident about your Amazon purchases. That's like a great benefit. Obviously Amazon's like fun to watch your favorite girlies get ready and then like buy their makeup.

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But it's so great, especially for clothing, to like see the products in real life on someone's body before you buy it. I feel like you can never get that when you're shopping. It brings a lot of peace of mind if you're like doing a big haul. So with Amazon Live, you'll be able to ask questions in live chat, have fun with whoever is streaming.

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If you like gossip, there's plenty of it with reality stars like Kyle Richards, Lala Kent, Madison LaCroix, Kandi Burris, and of course... Toast co-host Paige DeSorbo, who has a new show on Amazon Live. She's inviting guests into her bed where they're going to gossip, share nighttime beauty routines, cook snacks from the comfort of her fluffy bed, and it's all shoppable on Amazon.

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So Ben and I have done Amazon Lives where we're cooking, very Rachael Ray, doing our favorite, all of our home essentials are from, especially our kitchen ones are from Amazon. So it's like really fun to share that. Me and Margo do like, you know, fashion ones, beauty ones. I love doing them. You can follow me if you'd like.

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You can head to amazon.com slash the toast where you'll find all of our Amazon Lives along with Paige DeSorbo's new show, In Bed With Paige DeSorbo. You can also stream and shop Amazon Lives new live TV channel on freebie or a Prime video under the DIY section and you'll be able to shop along on your phone while you watch.

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Such a fun way, like we're scrolling and we're shopping, like doing it together, premium. Today's episode is also brought to you by Taylor Farms. Taylor Farms chopped salad kits deliver the freshest, best tasting salads to eat at home or on the go.

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Taylor Farms is a family-owned company on a mission to create healthy lives through fresh, delicious food, and their chopped salad kits defy boring in every bag with over 30 flavors and even mini salads. Each base is a unique blend of fresh greens, veggies created to perfectly complement the toppings and dressing to deliver the best-tasting, flavor-forward salad kits.

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So that would mean the value of all of the index cards is 77. Well, no, it's not a value because it's not like a real value, it's for charity. So it's like, it's all obscene, obscenely overpriced, but they weren't auctioning off 77,000 of them, just three of them.

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Jackie, I know you are not like normally a bag salad kind of girl. That's not how I saw myself before, Taylor Farms. I wouldn't look at you and say that girl eats salad from a bag, but every time I'm talking to you, you're eating a Taylor Farms salad.

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It's true, and I personally don't eat it out of the bag, though you can do that and put all the toppings in and shake it up. It's so perfect for a gal on the go.

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I do like to plate mine in a really big bowl and feel really fancy, and it's chopped to perfection. I love the toppings. I love the dressings. I love the flavor combinations. Taylor Farms is one of the best things that's ever happened to me, and I'm really not being dramatic.

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They're pre-washed, pre-cut, and ready to enjoy, like seriously hassle-free. Their salads make healthy eating easy and delicious. Taylor Farms chopped salad kits are available at all major grocery stores. Yeah, they don't need to list off different retailers, because they slay the house down boots. It's giving nationwide. And it's true.

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Once you are aware of Taylor Farms, you really will see them everywhere. It's so good to have on hand, obviously for yourself, but also if you're throwing a dinner party, once they make the salad, just get a Taylor Farms. It's going to be better than anything you would have made. So Taylor Farms chopped salad kits are available at all major grocery stores. Feel free to check them out.

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Today's episode is also brought to you by Saks.com, the premier digital platform for luxury fashion. With the holidays right around the corner, Saks.com is making it easy to find the perfect gifts for even the pickiest on our lists. Also, if you just like shopping for yourself, like screw everybody else, screw your sisterhood, some would say.

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Saks.com has got you covered there, too, because everybody, it's kind of exhausting being invited to so many fabulous events this holiday season. Like, what are we wearing? Are we outfit repeating? No, we're taking lots of pictures. So treat yourself. Like, you're going shopping for everybody else. Like, throw yourself an Allison Olivia dress at Saks.com. Like, just add it to your cart.

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You really won't regret it. They have the best designers. They have you covered with the most versatile selection of fashion, beauty, home decor, and so much more. Gift giving is not everyone's love language. Some of us are better at it than others. It can definitely be daunting and stressful, especially with the holiday season and especially shopping in person.

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I didn't, okay? You know what feels so good? To be on the right side of things.

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So like doing it in advance on sex.com is so civilized and you'll really their website is so premiumly like curated. You'll really be able to find what you need, whether you're looking for fashion, whether you're looking for home, whether you're looking for shoes. You can treat yourself to top designer brands like Alice and Olivia, Frame, Prada, Gucci.

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After all, holiday shopping is never complete without, you know. Spoiling yourself a little bit. So if you're looking for gifts that will help you win the holidays, head to Saks.com now for a seamless shopping experience. Whether you're shopping for loved ones, treating yourself to something special, Saks.com will give you endless inspiration that will enhance your holiday season.

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No, no, no, but like just the idea, it's still, it's about value. Yes, you might overpay because it's for charity, but like it's based on the value of something.

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So get ready to be the best gift giver ever and find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every hard to shop for person this season at Saks.com. Let's make this holiday season memorable for you and your loved ones. And also there's nothing worse than having a reputation within your family as being a not great gift giver. So let's reset. Shoppingatstacks.com is kind of foolproof.

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You will get something that pretty much is guaranteed to get liked, and then you'll get better gifts in return. So selfishly, you should be shoppingatstacks.com for those reasons.

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Thank you, turd.com. You're welcome. Our next story, another day, another Martha update because- What is Queen?

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Martha Stewart said that the New York Post reporter who covered her trial was dead now, thank goodness. But turns out she's not dead. She's very much alive. And she saw what Martha said, and she's rebutting.

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So in the film, Martha talked about how the New York Post columnist who covered Stewart's trial was dead now, thank goodness, except she isn't. The journalist's name is Andrea Pizer, and she used her latest column for the newspaper to declare, I'm alive, bitch. She started working for the New York Post in 1989 and has published at least eight other stories in 2024.

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Well, you really can't put a price on, honestly, if they were auctioning off the one card that she read in her documentary, when she's explaining to the documentarian, like all these different jokes, she pulls out a random one. It is so funny. She's like, why should I learn how to cook? So my husband can say, my wife makes a great roast to some hooker.

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She said news of my passing came as a shock. She said of her uncredited cameo appearance. She said, but rather feeling angry or worried that Martha has offed me or to seek an emergency order of protection. I am overwhelmingly sad in the face of Martha's bitterness.

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Okay, I wasn't really interested in what she said. But she's alive. But her being alive is definitely like an interesting anecdote in this story. I'm choosing to believe Martha's version. I love that she's dead. Yeah, like what's more mean than like, not only are you not dead, like you're so relevant, I thought you were dead. Like it's such a slay.

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And Martha didn't mean that way because they say the opposite of love is in hate, it's indifference. Like, I don't even think about you because I thought you were dead. Like, it's really, she, and the fact that this woman is alive is truly neither here nor there. Like, it's, Martha wins. Martha stays winning.

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She really does. And like now having the, privilege of hindsight on this situation and knowing that like what Martha did was a big nothing burger and that this woman was reporting it like gleefully that Martha was going to jail for this. She's the villain in this story. No one is like feels bad for you that like Martha thinks you're dead. You have to get an order of protection.

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Like seriously, shut up Loserville.

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Population you. I couldn't agree more. Like the way I don't care. Like, oh, you're alive. That's great. We don't care. No, we don't care. Give Martha back her billions, then we'll talk.

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Yeah. Until, like, we have to stay consuming Martha Stewart and Brianna Chicken Fry.

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They should have a show together that we can all just, like, donate.

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Like a live calling, call-a-thon, where we all just call, I'd like to donate $5,000 to Martha and Brianna.

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And we just leave the channel on. Like, I go out of my house, but I leave it on so it keeps, like, streaming and getting plays and advertiser revenue to finally pay back these women. And then Rihanna can come off the air when she hits 12 million. Martha will be sat there for a few years. Martha won't rest. Yeah. Works for me. Works for me, too. Works for me, too.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am. Just a little random Bravo news. A little update. Because Bravo was hitting pause on The Real Housewives of Dubai after two seasons. Yeah, Bravo has put a pause on Real Housewives of Dubai.

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The most current season starred a bunch of women, and the cast was told a couple days ago the third season of the reality series would not be happening at this time.

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If they had pulled that one, because I literally remember that joke.

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I'm shocked. Not that I think that it's so good that it should be on pause, but people really seem to have liked the first season. I actually remember not watching it and feeling like a little FOMO because all my friends were talking about it.

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I haven't heard much about the second season, but I think if they were to put anything on pause, I have heard the most horrible things about this season of Real Housewives of New York. I end up on like recap podcasts, like seriously talking about how people want to shoot themselves when they watch it. Like it's dreadful.

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You could buy that for $5,000 and get it framed.

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And so I thought what I thought you were about to say was that they're putting it on pause because it's been so poorly received and the ratings were like abysmal.

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Interesting. But I guess not. No, I guess they'll just, you know, trudge through that. But when I hear this about Dubai, like my mind obviously goes to, okay, well, Caroline Stanbury is available. Housewives of London is picking up. I do think it's time for Caroline to move back to London and join the cast there.

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However, I also saw Architectural Digest was at her new villa in Dubai that she built and outfitted with her new husband. She's very much living there. That doesn't work for me. She's putting down roots. Yeah, she got a new house. Like it's so, it's customized to like two with T. They're obviously like very happy and very much living there. But it's time to go back to London. They need you.

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But the jokes they were reading, they kind of gave away like three not great ones. Oh.

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Was she on Real Housewives of Dubai? Yes, Caroline Sanbury. Oh, okay.

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Yeah, I thought she was, but I forgot.

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like this doesn't affect my life and based on the fact that i didn't even hear this news i don't think it affects a lot of other people and that's why it's being put on pause but it speaks again to like this weird jerseys on pause new york is in the gutter actually oc is having a fabulous season i've been hearing fabulous yeah like john john and jen too this new girl the girly jen they're loving her who has like a drama with shohei otani um

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But New York's on pause. Jersey is like indefinitely. They don't know if they're coming back. Beverly Hills is on its way. So it's, again, this conversation, and I won't get into it, that we talk about seriously once a quarter, is like where do we go from here?

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The curation. You didn't answer my question. Who was the best person? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Let me really truly think. You could even say two if there was, like, two really great people.

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But there are places to go because Sex Lives and Mormon Lives did it. And you can too. And you can too. You can find like relevant women, housewives, mothers, who are going to flourish in the digital age, and it can all work.

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Yeah. So those are the fast five. When it comes to Queenie and Weenie, it would actually be insulting to the intelligence of our listeners to say anything other than biggest Weenie of every week for the rest of my life is Zach Bryan. Seriously, only sending bad vibes your way and hope literally everything bad happens to you. Like, I fucking hate you.

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well I still have like 20 minutes left in the pot but I've got oh no no by the way she tells the craziest story you'll have to tell me two stories at the end okay you'll have to tell me when we talk about it so I haven't even gotten to like what social media's reaction like I have no idea what people are saying like are people riding with Brie of course they're like oh you know and she has I mean should we get into it like no just just finish

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And Queenie, of course, Brianna Chicken Fry handled this entire saga like a queen. So much maturity, so much honesty, so much vulnerability. And really, to see someone at 25 make the decisions that she has made in the last week, it is admirable. I think she's becoming a great role model for young women, honestly. And I'm sending her positive vibes and only good things her way. Only good things.

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Where can we mail the check? Yeah, just let us know. Just let us know how we can support chickenfryendeavors.com.

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That's our show, you guys. That's our week. Hope everybody enjoyed the week and has a great weekend. We will see you on Monday. Thank you so much for listening to The Toast, the millennial morning show where we all deliver. Where we all. I think we all. I guess we're all doing it. I think we all deliver.

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Oh, sorry. Nikki Glaser. It's actually insane how Nikki Glaser, like, is the funniest bitch on the planet. Like, and she really, she went, the thing is, Joan, if you're, like, a female comedian, like, Joan means so much to you. Yeah. And that was coming through from everyone.

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We have a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and wickedly talented we are. We will see you on Monday.

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I mean, Chelsea Handler was, like, my entire career, I have been, you know, everyone compares you to Joan, and it's, like, the greatest honor you could ever. And then Nikki Glaser was, like, everybody... Everybody compares me to Joan, and I'm like, not in a physical way, right?

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She was being really funny, and it was interesting to see people toe the line between being funny, but being really genuine and really sincere, because Joan means so much to female comics. And Nikki really slayed it. And she talked a lot about Joan's plastic surgery, and her openness about that, and how

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She gets made fun of for it, but at the time when she would talk about it, it was so out there and crazy. And now everybody lying to you, saying they drink a lot of water because they have a perfect face. Joan was just different.

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And what was so great is these little packages between... Remember a couple of years ago, we did a story that somebody bought all the archival comedy stand-up footage of Joan, and they were going to do something with it. I feel like maybe this is part of that, because I was watching clips from her stand-up, from her old... late night show that I have never seen. That was the best part.

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I was like, can we get more footage of that, please? So I'm sure they're gonna put it all together and make it like a nice special. And it was excellent. It was just nice to see like somebody getting their, I feel like we're always honoring people who like stink. Joan was that bitch. Joan was a queen. Like it was, and she would have loved being like,

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revered like that because she you know she was very turdy and jack's coated she had a chip she had the chip of all chips that like she wasn't taken seriously and like really respected for the icon that she was um and i loved that they had like she is really respected but it's still not enough like what she is and what she was like she doesn't get enough respect and there could never be enough respect

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Most of the comedians there had met her and had stories about her, which was so nice, because Joel McHale and Chelsea Handler went back-to-back talking about that time at E!, where everybody was working in the same studio, and Joan was actually a delight and a pleasure to work with.

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And then Melissa Rivers closed the show with this letter that Joan had written, like, if you guys ever do honor me, please read this. And it was really funny. Oh, and it was star-studded. Oh, but the craziest thing is that, literally, the show's about to start, me and Ben sit down, someone taps me on my shoulder. I turn around. Who is it? My mother-in-law. and she brought me a snack.

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She knew I was gonna be there. She didn't tell me she was gonna be there. She brought me a snack. It was so nice. Did Ben know she was gonna be there? No, we were shocked. I think she wanted to surprise us, but she had tickets and we had tickets. Jen, what's her name? Luann de la Seps was there. Lorraine Schwartz was sitting right in front of me. It was very New York theater crowd.

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It was fabulous, and I had never been to the Apollo before. It's really, I knew it was special.

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And it's gorgeous inside. Yeah. So that's what I did last night, and then ran home and started watching a little bit of BFFs, but it was late, so I watched most of it this morning.

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Yeah, I watched all of it this morning and I can't believe there's so much juice at the end that I didn't even get to see, but I was out last night. And then when I got home, I might've started to watch it, but then I saw what was going on in Amsterdam, which we need to talk about. And I had nothing but a pit in my stomach and didn't want to watch anything like fun or funny. Pittsville, USA.

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You might not have seen what happened in Amsterdam last night because like per usual, like nobody gives a damn about the Jews. But there was a pogrom in Amsterdam last night. The Tel Aviv Maccabi soccer team was playing a soccer match in Amsterdam against Ajax, whatever that is. So a bunch of Israelis flew to support their team. Yeah. People knew that lots of Israelis were in town. Right.

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And they were staying in hotels and many groups, I think it was maybe like hundreds of of extremists, like organized, it was very organized is what they said, like organized outside of train stations.

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this conversation and then we'll get into like what she said in the podcast stories on the podcast like that she really lost herself like if you see look at her social media like you can see like the girl that she was before this relationship is not the girl that she is after it and during it and everyone's like oh you know I loved Bree and like I really I see that you know like I could see like I did unfollow her because I like you were on the hater train and I wasn't like this feels it feels good to know like I'm I'm not like some of these bitches you know

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Like as soon as the fans came out of the stadium, they were like hiding in alleys and like cutting off entry points outside of train stations, outside of hotels where they knew the Israelis were staying. and viciously, physically, violently attacked Jews, stabbing them, running them over with cars. Some of them jumped into the canal while the others stood there.

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And it was really- People were stabbed, people are still missing. Israel had to send two passenger planes to literally pick people up to get the fuck out of that shit hole. Because the police were doing nothing. The whole time, if you watch the videos, and they filmed themselves, it was very like October 7th style. Very Hamas coded. Yeah.

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Yeah, they're filming themselves like making these Jews say free Palestine. They're saying this is what's going on in Gaza. So this is what happens when you globalize the Intifada.

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Bella Hadid's dream. And it was so, so upsetting to see like-

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And then waking up this morning and see how like American News reports it, like the New York Times, those vicious anti-Semites, I fucking hate them.

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It was a soccer-led fight. It was a soccer- Yeah, they make it seem like, you know, when someone goes to a football game and they beat up a fan.

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It's not what it was. No, not at all. It was very coordinated. It's like- you know, just blatant anti-Semitism. Again, but anti-Semitism is not related to anti-Zionism, even though they're breeding up Jews and telling them to free Palestine. But no, no, no.

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It's just a conflict about land, right? You know, if you are a Jew living in Europe, like, it's so dramatic to say, but like, get the fuck out. Like, seriously.

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I mean, we've always thought that, but this is one step further. It's that a Jew can't visit Europe because it wasn't like Jews living in Amsterdam.

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You know what? We'll be okay. We'll be okay. They don't even have air conditioning over there. Come to America. It's great here.

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Yeah. No, that you can't even go to a soccer game in Amsterdam. And there were so many comparisons drawn to Anne Frank. That's the city that she grew up in. And we know how her story ended and that Amsterdam isn't safe for Jews in 2024. To live or to even visit is so crazy. Europe is so far gone. Yeah. Yeah.

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Do not go and do not come. Do not go. Do not go. That was really upsetting and even more upsetting to like wake up and then see like, how it's being spoken about. I mean, people don't know. And if they do know, they think it's like a soccer kerfuffle.

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Yeah, like I knew about it, like from our family chat. So like, then I went looking to see what's going on. And like, you really have to go like deep in X and like find the tweets of people who are sharing this stuff. But it's not like headline news where it's everywhere you go. Like, it's very possible that you didn't even hear about this yet.

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And it's so important that you do because it was like serious, like... 1930 style pogrom, that's what they used to be called like back in Germany, back in Russia, when like gang violence would like organize themselves and attack Jews, attack Jewish businesses.

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And last night it was Jewish soccer fans, Israeli fans, so much so that Israel had to send two rescue planes to get the people out of there and the police were doing nothing. They broke into the hotels where they were staying, throwing fireworks into the windows of hotels, beating up fathers who were with their children, beating up women. Don't you care about women?

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Don't you care about women? No, you don't. It's disgraceful. It was really hard to watch. And like, I'm sorry, like trigger warning. No, this is happening. The footage is beyond graphic. These filmed by the people who did it. They are so proud. They weren't caught. They were proud. So... That happened.

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Right. So that's why I didn't watch BFFs last night. Until this morning. Yeah. I didn't want to like, you know, ruin the experience.

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Yeah. And like, I didn't want to associate the two. So then this morning while I got ready, I watched my BFFs.

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It's the perfect thing to watch. Oh, okay. I'm just gonna say one thing and then let's just get into it. Okay. I do have some notes production wise. I can't believe they didn't get together. Were you in a Hamas tunnel? Like what was with that? The quality? I was shook from Josh Richards is like hotel room blurry.

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I can't believe they the remote setup like was really pretty seamless but I can't believe they didn't get together maybe they got together for the first one that they kept alluding to I can't believe that they didn't get together because for the most part they don't but like wherever Brie is like she has been in this house that I guess she was referring to a lot she had like a full studio Josh she went to someone in barstool no I'm saying up until this point

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Yeah, no, I'm so proud of her. The $12 million thing, I was at dinner last night.

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They never record in person and it's completely fine. Like they all really, the three of them have premium setups that it's seriously like the toast. Like, but for the fact that it's fine that they weren't together, but two out of three of them were, where the hell was, that was the scariest looking studio Brianna was in. Was he in Milan?

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Cause he said he got on a plane to Milan when Brie called him. But like, he didn't even bring a podcast microphone. He was using his wired headphones. Like I was shocked, even though the quality was fine of the audio, the video was really blurry. Um, and Brianna was like in a professional studio, like, uh, Hello, a light? Yeah. I was shocked.

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No, but that's BFF's pod. So much information in the podcast. So let's get into it. What do you say without further ado? Here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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Jackie, wait, we have to wait, like seriously.

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And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by State Farm. When you get a new car, a new home, the first thing you might find yourself saying is literally what? But really the words you want to be thinking or singing are, Jax, would you like to intro us today? Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. And State Farm is there. That's so true, Jax.

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Okay, but now I'll segue, I'll segue out because I was at dinner last night when Margot, we were like both just like waiting for 8 o'clock, but we went to dinner at 7.45 and like Margot was like, oh my God, he offered her $12 million in an apartment in New York in a house and she turned it down.

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And when you need ways to get help, State Farm gives you options there too. You know, maybe you're like me, fast-paced, bright lights, big city type of girl, very technologically savvy, and you love to do everything on your phone. So with State Farm, you can get help on statefarm.com or on their award-winning app.

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Perhaps you're like Jax, you like to handle things in person, maybe on the phone with a local agent, very IRL vibes, a little bit more of a slower living. State Farm has got you covered there too. You can chat with them on the phone. You can meet up with them IRL. That's what we love about State Farm.

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No matter what kind of toaster, whether you're a Jax or a Claude, State Farm lets you do things your way. So when you need help protecting the things that matter most, remember to sing it like Jax and Claude do. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Beautiful. You want to do one more before we wrap? Okay, I will. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

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Today's episode is also brought to you by Prolon. These days, a lot of people are learning about all the benefits of fasting, like weight loss, mental and physical performance, gut health. But of course, they worry about the whole not eating part of fasting. Well... That's exactly why Prolon was created.

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Glad to hear it. Now I feel like without further ado-da-do-da-do, here are the fast five stories that you need to know. And... I beat the crunch. The crunch. I beat it. We've let so many things go from our past on the show. Like we're really evolving and moving forward that I totally forgot about the crunch. That was the first man down.

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He did beat it because there was no creature to beat. Today's episode of The Toast is brought to you by Thrive Market. My life is brought to you Thrive Market. I actually placed an order last night. I didn't even know we had this ad coming up today and that I would be reading the ads, but that's just how simpatico. And how much vertical integration goes on here at the toast.

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Let me tell you what Thrive Market is. And I feel like so many people, friends, people DM me like, how are you making clean swaps? Like, where do we do? What do we do? Where do we start? You go to thrivemarket.com because everything there is Thrive Market approved. It's made with better ingredients than things on the grocery store shelf. It's made with good, clean ingredients.

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And you can really trust the brands that they have because they've done all the vetting. So it is an online grocery store. I get all of my pantry items, cooking items, snacks for the kids, snacks for me, spices for my spice jar. Everything that I need to stock my kitchen, I get from Thrive Market and I don't have to go diving through ingredient lists because they've done that for me.

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And when I do get my products and I look at the ingredients, I'm like, this is so parchy. Avocado oil, coconut as sweetener. They just have the best products and it has made making this swap from a toxic to a non-toxic flex lifestyle So easy. And you don't have to carry home groceries from the grocery store. You don't have to stand there in the aisle like looking for the best product.

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It's amazing. I stock my whole kitchen with Thrive Market and you should get on the Thrive Market train. So if you are ready to make the switch, go to ThriveMarket.com slash the toast for 30% off your first order plus a free $60 gift. That's ThriveMarket.com slash the toast. thrivemarket.com slash thetoast. You will never go back. I look forward to my next order arriving.

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Today's episode of The Toast is also brought to you by Avara. If you've been wondering where all the party sweaters Claudia and I have been wearing have been from, they're from Avara. Also, my new favorite pair of jeans are from Avara. They are some of the most fashionable, affordable things that I have in my closet right now. And we are thrilled to share some spring fashion finds with you today.

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Avara, your new go-to for stylish, compliment-worthy women's fashion. Founded by Emily Wickard, a Dallas mom who wanted to bring accessible, high-quality fashion to women everywhere, and she did it. I wear Avara sweaters. I have so many. They're just like, they're all fun. They're great basics, but they also have a lot of personality and flair. And you'll be shocked at these prices.

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And the quality is amazing. The look is so great. If you're looking for on-trend, high-quality pieces that are perfect for spring, Avara is the place to go. And I feel like I cannot understate the affordability of their pieces. Like, you will be shocked. So Avara's new spring collection is now live. Head over to shopavara.com and use the code TOAST at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.

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Well, lucky for me, at this angle, I can't see your feet.

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Trust us, once your order arrives, you'll be hooked. That's S-H-O-P-A-V-A-R-A.com. Remember the name Avara because everyone's going to ask where you got your outfit. Yes, the name on everybody's lips these days is Avara. The name on my closet's lips is Avara these days. So check it out and enjoy. Today's episode of The Toast is also brought to you by Booking.com. Booking.com. Yeah.

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Every time I use booking.com to find a place to stay in the U.S., I know they'll have exactly what I'm looking for. So booking.com is a great way to plan a trip, to find everything that you need for your itinerary activities, you know, what's going to be walking distance for where you're staying.

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I actually have a trip coming up, and I've been really thinking about all of this, especially when you're traveling with kids. You want to be somewhere that's like walking distance from the places that you're going to be in the neighborhood that you want to be in If you're traveling to New York, no matter who you are, booking.com helps you find the stay that's ridiculously right for you.

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Cool. What I do see is you are wearing socks, so it's not a raw dog.

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Make traveling so much easier with Booking.com and you can get really excited for your trip because it shouldn't be stressful. You're going on a vacation. You're going on a trip, even a work trip. Make it fun. Be in the best place that's going to work with where you're going in a new city. You know, it can be very hard to navigate a new city and Booking.com is there to help you do that.

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So find exactly what you're booking for on Booking.com, Booking.com.

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Yeah. Thank you. And thank you to our wonderful sponsors. Now we can get into the episode. So our first story is some relationship news because Post Malone has a new lady love.

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Oh, no. I'll put the rumors to bed. It is not me. But Post Malone was apparently engaged recently. And not only has he called off his engagement recently,

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to his ex but he has a new lady that he was just spotted with so apparently posty and his ex separated toward the end of last year and he and his new boo whose name is christy lee have been seeing each other at least since the beginning of this year in a recent tiktok video they were all about the pda they couldn't have looked more smitten as her hand was wrapped tightly around his arm on the upper level of a bar while he was spotted by a fan below and gave a friendly wave

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The couple was also spotted strolling in Rome in January, going out to dinner at the famed Mascogne Hotel. You ever been there?

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You know I've obviously pronounced it wrong. The famed Mascogne Hotel? Not a whole lot is known about Christy, but a quick peek at her LinkedIn reveals that she's a design student based in New York City. So she's not like a famous girl. She's just a girl working hard in the city.

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Not in a long time. So we have a lot of new listeners. No, like seriously, not in a very long time. So can you share your relationship?

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Well, that's a special treat for you guys today. We don't always give you something so exciting, but you do have Ben's foot. You do. I feel like you always have Ben's foot. This is what I'm saying. No, there are only so many certainties in life. Death, taxes, and Ben showing us his foot.

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I feel like Klaus O'Claude would have clocked that. She'd be like, oh, you know, she would have had a pit about something that you said, even if it didn't offend him. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like she'd been on alert for that.

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Yeah, he's not engaged. He doesn't require a gift. He's just dating a new girl.

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It's true. I don't know why we talk about Post Malone all the time. He's so fabulous. He's so fantastic. He's like really the greatest right now. Like he does everything like love him. We never think about him as like an eligible bachelor. He's not even on our list of singles. Like I'm never like, oh, he should go out with so-and-so. I don't know why. That just doesn't come to mind for me.

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I never think about like who he's dating, but maybe that's also because I just assume that he's someone who's just always like with a million girls. It's possible. But then he's also so down to earth and like, as Taylor said, like so respectful and has such manners. And I feel like a man like that wouldn't, you know, be, I don't want to use a derogatory term. Out on the town.

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I don't know, but he has a daughter with— Oh, okay.

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He does. Incredibly eligible. I want to put him now on the list of eligibles, but he does have a girlfriend. But I do think you don't come off the list until... I wonder how Claudia will feel about me tinkering with the lists when she's not here. But I do think she would approve of this.

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I'll read the whole list to you. You want to hear men?

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Jason Momoa, Michael B. Jordan, Trevor Noah, Shaquille O'Neal, Shawn Mendes, Bill Hader, even though he isn't a really, he should actually come up the list. Josh Groban, Kenan Thompson, Tom Brady, Taylor Kinney, Harry Styles, Devin Booker, Jeremy Allen White, Joe Manganiello, Joe Jonas, Hugh Jackman, Elon Musk, Glenn Powell, and now Post Malone.

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Okay, yeah, because you just helped me put someone on.

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No, it's like people who always find themselves in celebrity relationships. We also have a list of women. And then we like to like put these people together.

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What's going on? I'm excited for the weekend. You know, I've got a fun, relaxing weekend planned. Nothing too much. I'm just like looking forward to some time off. But Claudia being off today just really shook up the week. But I'm very much embracing the Buongelicious definition on the show. I tailored the stories to you as much as I could while also talking about what's relevant. Yeah.

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Trevor Noah is like weirdly kind of germane to the list. He's always dating a swirly. The women. Khloe Kardashian. Aza Gonzalez. I do think she just got married. Selena Gomez. Time to take her off. Lori Harvey. Minka Kelly. Kim Kardashian. Florence Pugh. Kelsey Ballerini. Giselle. Okay, it's time to take her off.

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Cammy Marone, Kendall Jenner, Stassi Baby, Ariana Grande, Sofia Vergara, Sophie Turner, Kristen Cavallari, Kacey Musgraves, Kim Kardashian again. And Kristen Cavallari again.

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This is a horrible list. When we go through the list, we're like, this is horrible. And so uninspired. Like, I don't feel. No. I don't feel like I want to set any of these people up.

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You think they are OTP? I actually don't have an issue like with them choosing each other.

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When Claudia comes back, maybe it's time to update the list. Just anytime a couple breaks up, it's like when we're sad, we console ourselves by being like, oh, well, now there are two great people who can both go on the list, like Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas.

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You know, like it's not about, it's not like an A-list thing. It's just more of a, like an interesting thing. Like who we would like, like even when Kaya Gerber and Austin Butler broke up, then they had to the list. Who can we put Austin with next?

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I'm not sure how familiar you are with this person, but it's pretty big news in the Bravo sphere because Teddy Mellencamp, do you know? I do. Okay.

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She says that doctors have found five more tumors in her body amid her cancer battle. So Teddy Mellencamp shared an update with fans as she has been going through it the last few weeks. We hadn't really heard from her because she had found brain tumors after having had skin cancer. And she said,

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The doctors discovered five more tumors in her body after they previously removed four from her brain last month. She said, update for my scans today. I have three more tumors in my brain and two tumors on my legs. These are all a direct result of my melanoma. So yeah, when we first reported this, we were like shocked at how someone could be going through so many of these things.

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And I'm excited to co-host with you because we haven't done a Bunch and Sponge spectacular.

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Like what are the odds? But apparently they are connected, the melanoma and the tumors. So yeah. People had explained that to us, and now she's also explaining it. Despite the news, she said that she's feeling positive about her outcome, adding that her doctors are hopeful that immunotherapy and radiation will effectively treat them.

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She said she's feeling positive that she'll win this battle, that she got this wig. She said, I like the short hair, just not the bald spots, and that I can remember the name of all of Angelina's kids. That's funny. She has a sense of humor still.

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And you haven't been in the new studio. What are your thoughts?

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And she's hopeful and there's treatment ahead of her. And so just really praying for her, hoping for the best. How do you know Teddy Mellencamp?

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Oh, that's so funny. But you did have a Housewives era this morning when I was talking to Ben. We were planning for the show. I was like, is there anything that you want to talk about? I'm going to cater the stories to you. except for this one. And he was like, I want to talk about Desperate Housewives. So I feel like this would be a good time for you.

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Oh, do people know that they're starting a podcast? Is that like embargoed information?

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They're very different. Like, one is drama series scripted and the other is reality TV. Yeah.

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Well, Desperate Housewives was the inspiration behind Real Housewives, just like the OC was the inspiration behind Laguna Beach, where this fictional show was so popular, and they were like, let's show the real people.

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Okay. You know, Claudia's been sharing updates with us. Okay, she has.

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Do you have a little bit of anyone else in you? Like I think I'm a Brie Lynette.

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Because Mindy Kaling is reacting to all of the fanfare around her appearance on Meghan Markle's Netflix show. So I'm sure you've seen the clips of Mindy on With Love, Meghan and that moment where Meghan in the Sussex of it all, you've seen that.

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It's a GSV. It's a gorgeous, swirly vibe. And what are your thoughts on the frames?

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Oh, you haven't seen, I feel like I've been inundated with this one moment and like so many like think pieces about when Mindy was called her Meghan Markle and she's like, you'd suck six now, don't you know?

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Yeah. When we first talked about it, I was like, well, yeah, Sussex is their little family name. I've since learned that no Sussex is not their last name. Like that's inaccurate. Like it's not like, yeah, it's not like Kate is like Kate Wales. It's just like when the kids go to school in the Royal family, they give them that as a last name just to like make them normal.

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Um, but that it's just really for school. Like it's not their family name. their last name is Mountbatten Windsor. That is Harry's last name. I think that's what's on her kid's birth certificates. Unless like, what's the last name? Mountbatten dash Windsor.

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Yeah, no, but her name is Meghan Markle to all of us. Like, colloquially, she is Meghan Markle. On the show, then I started to notice the credits. It says, like, starring Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, which sounds nice, but, like, what's your last name?

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And also, it's like, one, what do you go by? Like, say, you know, for paperwork and stuff. And also, what's your legal last name? Did you change your last name when you got married? Before this, I didn't care the answer because, like, royals and last names are weird. But now it's a conversation. There's so much discourse around it. I am very curious. Like, what does your driver's license say?

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Oh, I shared them on this show, so I don't want to bore people. I was very excited for this show because this is the kind of content that I crave right now. Like, I do really like cooking shows and just, like, how to enhance your life and things that will inspire me to cook clean. Not craft. I'm not a crafter. But, you know, better myself. Sure. And it just like really lacked purpose.

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You can speak about the frames if you have something positive to say.

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Like each episode was so unstructured. It's not that I need structure, but I do need a point. And like she starts with the bath salts. Then we're putting snacks in a bag. Then we're making candles. And like all of these things, it's like... I want more information from her on like why she's passionate about these things.

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Like even the cooking, she talks about how she didn't cook much growing up and now she like loves to cook. But I just like would love to know how she learned to cook. Like when did she learn to cook? Just like more personal anecdotes. And then also the point of the show of like, if you're not an expert chef, like what are we doing? Are we trying new recipes together? Are you teaching us something?

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It's just, it's kind of a mess. I feel like they took on too much and they just thought that like her doing pretty things in her kitchen would be enough and And as I watch more episodes, like it's it's like it's way. The first few were like light and sweet. But now in the subsequent one, she's doing the same things and just like putting like flower sprinkles on everything.

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It's like ridiculous at this point. And it's it's not really strong at the moment. What did you think?

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Welcome back to the Toast Happy Fried Dairies. Today is a very exciting day. I would say it's a little bittersweet because my girl, Koj, is sick. However, on the bright side, her wonderful husband, Buon Gelish, Ben Sopper, is stepping up to the plate. Hey, Buon, how you doing?

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No, but also there are shows, like we said, Selena and Chef, where she was learning how to cook with expert chefs. And so we're all learning together. That works for me.

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I'm cooking all the time. And I think that's really what it is for her, which is something that I seriously relate to. That's exactly my same experience. And I find none of it really relatable, which it should be.

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And she's also trying to be, like the whole aesthetic, like it's not like she's making things, she's in the kitchen is like trying to inspire us to do things and trying to make things relatable. So the fact that it's not is a miss. Like there are things about Martha Stewart that are not relatable. I just want to watch like an incredible person do an incredible thing.

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Yeah, Megan also seems to be very passionate about gardening, which, like, I want to learn how to garden. Like, no one will teach me. Can she teach me? I feel like that's something that she knows how to do. There's not a lot. She's just, like, picking from her garden, but, like, what about seeds?

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Yeah, but, like, she's the one who got a TV show, so get to work, you know?

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She makes her own honey and now she sells it too. I also think the product – she launched the product – It'll be available in a few months. Like I think she should have waited. I think she should have waited because it looks silly. She should have done the show like built up demand like, oh, everybody wants flower sprinkles, honey, and my preserves. Here you go.

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As opposed to just like assuming that everyone would because it looks just so self-promotional. And of course, at the end of the day, it is because this is a business and you want to sell things. But there's ways of making it look more organic, I think.

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She's selling these motherfucking flower sprinkles that in the first episode I was like, oh, that's cool.

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It's like flower petals, like really small flower petals that you sprinkle on top of the food. They're edible. They only provide like prettiness, nothing else. Like a sprinkle. But like you wouldn't put sprinkles on like everything. She made avocado toast with a fried egg and put on top flower sprinkles.

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Well, she was like – no, it was like she was starting off the show, but she was hungry, hadn't had breakfast, so she made her and her producer like just a little – whipped up a little something, which is actually the kind of stuff I like to see because that's like real life, just like whipping up an avocado toast with an egg.

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No, it's so true. You could put like, if I want to co-host with someone in my house, like we could both sit on the chair.

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It's good show wants to be. And I think that I think between that and apparently the Pamela Anderson cooking show, like that's the template. Joanna Gaines is so good.

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I gotta send you this recipe. I gotta send you this recipe. Send me. My life has changed, Ben. I can't eat Oreos anymore. Can you imagine?

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Onions caramelized, like, for 20 minutes of, like, slow stir.

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Oh, my gosh. Sam and Ben made it for me when they came over. They've ruined me. And then I saw another recipe for tomato sauce on Reels last night. I want to try it.

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It lends itself to relaxation and comfortability, which are great when you're trying to podcast and be yourself.

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Like, rolling out the strands. They're never the right size.

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I once read somewhere that literally ruined me. I read this, like, a few months ago that was, like, you can eat whatever you want if you make it yourself. Which I think is actually, like, a good premise. Like, if you make, like, cookies from scratch, like, you can eat them, you know, because... It's healthier, one, and I don't know, two, and like the time, all the calories you burn making them.

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I was going to say. Or like pasta and all those things. But I do think like she didn't have us in mind when the person said that.

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No, but I think you will be healthy because you're eating like healthy ingredients in home. For sure.

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If you're a person who eats a lot, like you're not going to lose weight that way.

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I eat because I'm unhappy. I'm unhappy because I eat.

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Anyways, to go back to the story, and I actually don't want to go back to talking about Megan, but what Mindy Kaling did say about like the fact that this clip has gone so viral, she said, you know, I had a great time. I've noticed that whenever I do something, anything related to Megan, it becomes big news.

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She said, we were making sandwiches and then they'll push in on my face on TikTok and they'll be like, look at this emotion you felt. And I honestly didn't even remember it because we shot it like nine months ago. She said, I loved my time with Megan. I'm also like, let her promote her show. It was great and really fascinating seeing the reaction. So she's coming to her defense a bit.

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No, and I just had this conversation with Claudia, so I don't want to bore people.

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I have a list of, like, things I want to watch in my notebook. Mindy Project. How does that sound?

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Actually, something really funny. Because CW's Powerpuff Girls live-action reboot footage has leaked. So CW was set to reboot Powerpuff Girls like an adult-centric version starring Dove Cameron, Chloe Bennett, and Yana Peralt, and Donald Faison from Scrubs and...

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clueless and the reboot was like canceled and now footage from the show which they did film and they put together a trailer for the trailer leaked it's hard to find um because they keep taking it down from everywhere that puts it up but ben and i got to watch it and it's seriously a train wreck um bubbles is drunk buttercup hates gender normative costumes and the other one is what was the other one

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That's how bad it was. And you can see from the trailer, like it's like AI's version of, you know, what they think they should be making these days. That just turned out so bad. And you know, I loved Cameron Descendants for Life and I really enjoy watching stuff that she's in. This really would have been the same.

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So bad, like would have ruined Powerpuff Girls for everyone. And like Powerpuff Girls are for kids. And so to make an adult version of like a kid's thing is always just weird to me and has to really be done perfectly.

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No, it's nuts. Like seriously, one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. I'm shocked that the people who approved the idea were also smart enough to be like, you know what? This can't see the light of day.

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But then like it was weird. I mean, it's only a trailer, but it was just like this one house. And they keep like filming the outside of the house.

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Try and find the trailer. It's taken down on YouTube. We were able to find it on X, but like every post I was sending back, it was like still coming down. But just search Powerpuff Girls trailer and like try and watch it because it's really painful.

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Oh, yeah. Look on TikTok and just know that we were saved. We were saved.

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So that's what's the latest. And our next story is our fifth and final story. And I have to let you know that our fifth and final story is brought to you by Haya. So Haya is fantastic.

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Claudia always talks about how like Kayla goes wild when it's high a time. She loves taking her gummies and it's so funny and it's so true though. They give you stickers to decorate the bottle. So the kids, it just makes it very fun for them. Something that would otherwise perhaps be a drag is not.

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That's really funny, and it's not seared into my memory. Is Josh in Heavyweights?

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Let me ask you something as a friend and fan of Josh. Like what project of his like are you most obsessed with is like most a core part of your.

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Because also this is in the middle of an ad break. A lot of people here.

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Will you text me it? Sorry, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is your phone, like, not?

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My favorite Josh role is something I only put together recently that it was him in my favorite part of this movie. You know the wedding ringer?

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I love that movie. Do you know that he's in it? He plays like the groom who gives that really bad speech, who like rips up his speech when they go to see a sample wedding. And he gets so like panicked, he starts quoting Hitler.

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just give me like one second. It better be good. Will I care or is it more?

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Okay. Also, I don't really know if we can hear you because your mic is separate.

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I got to say, I never get to do the ads because that's Claudia's job. I love it.

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Claudia, I don't think Claudia will listen to this episode because she knows everything that we're saying and she's sick. But if she were, she would be vomiting at how long we took to do these ads.

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I just texted it to you. I see that you texted me.

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I feel like the teacher's gone. The kids can do what they want. Yeah, I'm sorry. She's so funny.

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Our fifth and final story is a little Masked Singer news, which we never talk about the Masked Singer here, especially because they do a really good job of like never telling us who won or who was under those costumes. But I did see that our girl, spoiler alert, Sheena Shea was the bat.

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I'm so happy for Sheena that she made it onto like a really big competition reality show like this because we all know she really wanted to be on Dancing with the Stars. And she also does sing. So her being on the Masked Singer is really pargy for her. She was revealed to be the latest celebrity on Wednesday's episode of Fox's hit music competition series, The Masked Singer.

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She was unmasked as the bat during the show's Voices of Olympus unmasking of the gods themed night. I do not understand the show or what they do or what the fuck I'm saying. Same. For Bat, though, no one got it right. Everyone, so the judges got to guess. Robin Thicke said Bethany Frankel. Jenny McCarthy Wahlberg went with Larsa Pippen. Rita Ora thought Heidi Montag.

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Then went with Bethany as well. Ken Jeong thought it was Lisa Rinna. Turned out it was Sheener, Marie Shea, and then she sang Espresso for the crowd.

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No, because this song, this show is like people doing covers, like celebrities with pretty decent voices. Like they mask who they are. People have to try and guess who it is. And then you get eliminated like based on performance. And I'm also just gleaning based on everything I've seen. And then you reveal yourself.

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No, I didn't know that. What, you want to be a Masked Singer?

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Oh yeah, we've said this. She would be really great.

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Well, those are the fast five stories for you. Now it is time for our Southern Charm recap. The crew last episode in the Bahamas last night is just a mess. Shep and Sienna. I don't know if like that, if you know what's going on with Shep and Sienna, but basically he's like been dating this girl or he thought he was dating this girl in the Bahamas for the last few weeks.

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They took a cast trip down there, went to, at least they went to a Parchee destination. They went to the Rosewood, I believe in the Bahamas. And so that like she could be with them and you know, meet everyone and blah, blah, blah. And she literally won't give him the time of day and it's like breaking up with him. And it's really, really.

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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing.

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weird to watch him just not get a clue and the fact that she stayed at the dinner after she had broken up with him when like nobody really wanted her there because she'd ruined their trip because Shep was like so upset by everything and they're all there for her they could have gone anywhere else and they're just like okay if you guys aren't even together like why are you at the dinner table and because she was at the dinner table they were kind of grilling her with questions which also wasn't fair because it's like listen you guys are all friends this girl's like coming on to this show and

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It's just like not right. It just was uncomfortable for everyone. And thankfully she left and that was the right thing for everyone involved. But Craig and Austin made up, which was very exciting as Craig and Austin fans. They finally had a breakthrough in this fight that they have kept having where like Austin just thinks,

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that Craig, you know, doesn't want to hang out with him and is kind of blowing him off and that he just wants to like be home in his garden. And Craig finally understood like what Austin was trying to say and where he was coming from. And so he opened up that he'd actually been struggling with addiction and like not doing the things that he used to do with Austin.

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Like he needed to not do those things in order to stay on the straight and narrow and And Austin had said like, he felt like Craig doesn't go out because he wants to protect this like image that he's portrayed, you know, this like very clean image and that he's trying to convince other people of this image. And Craig was like, no, I, that image is what I aspire to be.

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Yeah, let me ask you, who has been or have been, it could be multiple people, like your favorite guests?

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Like that image helps me stay in line. I'm trying to convince myself to be that person. I felt like that was a really good distinction and help them like see each other. And like Craig was able to see what Austin had been thinking of him. And Austin was able to understand why,

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what Craig's actually been doing and how it's not coming from a place of, like, I'm better than you and I'm just going to stay home and I'm boring now, but, like, really trying to better himself. And I'm so glad that they had that breakthrough because I think that things will be going up from here. But I think for Craig this was obviously a big moment.

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And I think since he broke up with Paige, people have been alluding to the fact that, like, Paige helped him through a really tough time and she'd always been there for him and, like, I think forgave some stuff. And then coupled with this episode – you do like seem to understand. And it was sad because he talked about how like Paige was so there for him.

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And like, he's never, he, he's never been so connected with another person, like through everything that they've been through and like how grateful he is that she like saw him. And even when he was, wasn't at his best, like she saw that there was a person there and like, It just was like, oh, sucks that they're not together.

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And you've spent time with them, like, would you say – When's the most time you spent with them? Because this was filmed in June. So like before June or after?

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Do you feel a difference in their friendship before this breakthrough conversation versus after? Do they seem closer now?

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yeah i think that like austin had said i feel like yes maybe he had talked about it before but i think the depth of how much it affected him was something that not a lot of people knew and he talked about addiction before even in his books he talked about his previous adderall addiction which we saw play out on the show yeah um but i think just like being really honest about that maybe he had it maybe he was more honest on good guys maybe austin missed that episode

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Yeah, all I know... That's what happens when you don't listen to good guys.

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Having interviewed them, I totally agree. And having had them on the show. Also, Craig also has bees. Have you met his bees?

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Especially because like he's a recent student. And so I find that so relatable when someone's like, you know, they don't have this in their blood. They weren't doing this since they could talk. Like they learned recently and then they're sharing that now. I feel like that's more how I would relate to someone. It's like, oh, you learned this a year ago and you're an expert now.

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Yeah, but what was your personal favorite person to talk to?

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Even if they were like, okay, Ben, we like your idea, but we don't have a need for you.

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Probably not. Probably not. Okay, well, that's the Southern Charm recap. Oh, my God, except next week, like, seriously looks crazy because they're back in Charleston. And do you know who JT is?

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They're, like, literally, how are you spending all this time in Charleston?

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I know, but it's like that you go into parties with JT.

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Okay, also I need to mention something that I saw this week that I wanted to mention when we talked about Southern Charm, which is Vanita. So she shared that basically she had a conversation with JT before they went to the Bahamas where she was like, I'm ready to tell him how I feel about him. I'm making him Branzino. I know he feels the same way. Like, I'm ready to, like...

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take this thing to the next level they're really good friends but they've been flirting all season so she lays it on thick and you know unabashedly is like I like you like I'm ready to go let's go and JT who's literally flirting with her and leading her on this entire time says that he has a girlfriend damn okay she's like crestfallen and upset about this then they go to Bahamas and the whole time in the Bahamas she's kind of like throwing herself at him flirting with him going up to his room when he's sad

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Apparently she like mounted him and he had to like push her off of him. And we're like, what are you doing? Not only is that wrong because he has a girlfriend, it's just like embarrassing. And what are you doing? She posted on her Instagram that the conversation with the Branzino happened after the Bahamas.

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The editors did her dirty looking like she knew that he already had a girlfriend and she's still trying to get with him. So I feel like everybody needs to know that, that even though, I mean, I don't know why she's like so obsessed with JT. That's a whole other story. And he's sending her these like paragraphs and it's just all weird. That conversation happened after the Bahamas.

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So when she went up to his room, she had no idea he had a girlfriend and justice for PETA because that's wrong. Wrong. Next week, Leva is having coffee with JT and she says, you go to the same barber as Ryan and the barber told Ryan that you said...

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cut and something crazy i don't know what he said but it's via the barber and i just have to say shout out to ryan because i was watching last night's episode and i was like who is ryan in this world and why is he on the show and why is he on this trip i thought he was rodrigo's husband but then everyone said that he's not i have no idea who he is but now i'm feeling really grateful to ryan and i look forward to hearing what the barber said that jc said yes yes that's your southern term recap you give a great recap

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Okay. I've got to pencil it in. You know, I have a notebook now. So if you need me to write anything down, just let me know. Got it.

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Well, there's just a lot to say and also the craggy of it all.

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Okay, thank you. Now it's time for our Queenie and Weenie of the Week.

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Yeah, Claudia usually introduces what the segment is, but I feel like most people really know. It's pretty self-explanatory. Queenie of the week, someone who behaved in a Queenie-like way. Weenie, someone who behaved in a Weenie-like way. I will hold the title for the next seven days, and it's not that serious. Who is your Queenie this week?

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Oh, my God. I really knew you were going to say that.

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That's what I wrote. That's what I wrote. Okay. I think that's really good. Usually we both, like, do queenie and then we both do weenie. But it's fine. Oh, so sorry. We're switching up. There's no rules on this Fry Dairies. My Queenie of the Week are the people who have brought me the most joy this week, and that's Rascal Flatts in announcing their refueled duets album.

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Like, let me just tell you, this has given me such a joie de vivre and a pep in my step. And I love Rascal Flatts, and I do hope that they give us a discount on their private concerts.

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rate because we really want to have them come out for Claudia's birthday to our house in the Hamptons love yeah but now I'm seeing it's like kind of like a million dollars yeah it's a little it's much more or less so we've been priced out how much is Papa Roach how I don't know can't you do a Google apparently you guys did this on good guys yeah we did we did a lot of them are what you think they'd be and a lot of them are actually much cheaper so you just got to find like who's like a little bit down on their luck

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You're seriously asking the wrong person. All of these questions are being asked towards the wrong person.

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Yeah, I think so. My weenie of the week. It's always so tough, isn't it? I think my weenie of the week is going to be... I don't know. I was going to go Mark Zuckerberg with the Benson Boone performance. But like, I don't know. He was having fun. Yeah. Doesn't that like make me a weenie for clowning on someone for having fun?

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Yeah, yeah. That's the end of the show, so say whatever you'd like.

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We should do that in our spare time. And you guys should collaborate with Gabby Barrett for a version of her song, Good Ones, instead called Good Guys. You're one of the good guys.

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I love you like you should one like you wrote the book one you know that song love it of course I wonder what she cost you guys should have her on the pod I'm in I'm in we should do it we should do it we're just such musicians I mean we have music just flowing out of us we're such musicians it's so true we can't stop the beat can't stop the beat is that it you can't or is that we got the beat

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But it's probably also been used. We got the beat. The Go-Go's?

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Okay, maybe we should end the show before the cards run out. So thank you so much for listening to The Toast, the greatest show on the planet, eons ahead of the good guys. That's what I hear. We love you so much, and we will see you on Mondays. I hope everyone has a great weekend. Make sure to follow Ben at BoyWithNoJob, follow Spritz at Spritz, and we will see you on the next one. Love ya, bye.

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Oh, okay, great. Oh my gosh, maybe I need to get caught up on my GGs.

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And also some other news out of good guys, which is very sweet, is that you and Josh are both expecting fathers. How has that changed the tone and tenor of the show? Even though he already has two kids.

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So, Simpatico, are you guys, what's the paternity leave policy at Good Guys?

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Okay, well, I look forward to you bringing that conversationalism to our show today. We've got a great show for you because we've got Fast Five Stories, a little bit Southern Charm recap. You know I would never miss an episode. And Queenie and Weenie of the Week. And you will be submitting your Queenie and Weenie.

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It's not a real brunch episode. No. Until we can hear.

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As a holistic man who's currently in a cycle of amoxicillin.

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I actually wonder about this. Like what does the holistic community say? Like if you have an infection or say you have an ear infection where you like an antibiotic, like, but they're, they don't really do antibiotics. What's the protocol?

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I understand. But that's you because I feel like you are, you know, as much as we joke, you are very much a blend of Eastern and Western.

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You're a central medicine kind of guy. Central? Yeah. But someone who's like fully Eastern, what would they do?

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But perhaps they are a little bit. She keeps us abreast of her schedule here at the toast. And like she did go out to dinner this week, right?

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I don't know if I'm allergic. I just had a reaction. It caused a lot of... Dermatitis was the word. It gave me like really bad itchy red skin, which I already have. So it's just worse.

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It's like, yeah, I mean, you do strain it. It's made by Melissa's recipe, so I'm not taking offense. And the times that I have done it.

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I love it. I know you work with her. I'm like, what do you think of it?

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Does she not strain it? She does. And I didn't. But you need some of that pulp.

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It's crazy that over the summer you did a video and cooked something every single day. And now we barely hear from you. You're kind of, like, off the grid.

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I feel like in this season of like March, it's hard to find inspiration. Like what are we eating right now? I don't know. It's not cozy fall, cozy winter, but it's also not like spring yet. And it's hard to know what the vibe is. So blame it on the season.

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So I understand. And how are things with Alex Guarnaschelli?

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Wait, and I have to ask you, have you watched With Love Megan as a cooking content connoisseur?

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You know what? We're actually talking about Mindy Kaling later in the show. So let's table the conversation for then so that we can get into everything. Now that my 20 questions are up, I think I'll let you off. Actually, I have one more question. How spritz?

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I didn't think that was weird either from the way that he told the series of events, they were together Thanksgiving. Then he left and she called and said like, I think we should break up. Then he has to be in New York for press and he's staying at her apartment. Like I think he maybe was in denial and he sort of alluded to how in the past they've had fights and stuff.

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But then he also said they didn't fight. I feel like they've gotten to this point a couple times before of like, but then they push. Yes, shit or get off the pot. Then they push through. So really, maybe he did think that they were going to get back together, in which case, like, why air out your dirty laundry? The next day.

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and to have to like say it the next day, it's like all these girls, like Brianna and Rachel Kirkland, all they wanted was like a, like a week to process. And that's what he wanted to. And it made sense when they say it.

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I just feel like that was respect for women.

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Yeah, and then she also said something about like Craig not defending Paige from the cheating rumors.

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Yeah, I don't think he did the best job explaining himself, but I understood what he was trying to say, I think, which is like, that's completely false. He never made any sort of, he didn't allude to her cheating, never said anything like that. So like, why does he need to respond to this hoax?

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I think that they have this unwritten rule when it's a man and a woman that the woman would sit in that chair.

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And like we said about Paige when we were recapping their podcast episode, like real normal people like never thought that she cheated on him. So like, why does he have to respond to the worst people on the internet and get in the mud with them? And when he said like, I don't want to be involved, it's like, you are, you are involved.

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But like, I understand not responding to absolutely baseless rumors because then it gives people the runway to keep starting baseless rumors.

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And I'm sure that a part of him is angry. And he said he's angry because she is moving on. Even though she's not dating that guy, Joe, they went to a football game together. She's dating. And this is what we said. That's where people start to turn on each other when you see them with the next person. And it's like, we're no longer...

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we're no longer overarchingly having each other's backs because we're moving on. So it's like, I think he's also just mad that she is moving on and he doesn't feel like he contributed to those rumors at all. So why is it his job to squash them?

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Yeah, for me, there's not a bad guy in this story. It's like two people who I stan and I once shipped and then like they broke up in a very amicable way, not mutual as Craig says, but like you're allowed to break up with someone, you can call them and then you talk to them for the rest of the week and then you have that final conversation.

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a few days later um she gave him plenty of time to process and grieve without the world knowing which is again just what like Rachel and Brianna had been asking for and like there's not a bad guy in this story I think people just like want to find someone to blame we're so used to that like no and we're mad like we wanted it to work out yeah but we're used to like if something goes wrong like you want to drag someone but I think

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most of their relationship, like we know what the issues were, but we also know that they really liked each other. And I think that it just didn't work out. And that happens all the time.

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But to me, there's no bad person involved.

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Yeah, and it's just sad that what he said, it's like you go from someone being like your soulmate, the ins and outs of them, to them being a stranger. That's just like a crazy thing that happens. Oh my God, it's crazy.

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um so wishing them well i i mean i hate that it's gotten to a place that's contentious obviously comparatively to like other public breakups it could be worse but i do wish like we didn't get to this place but i also think it has a lot to do with the ancillary characters austin yeah amanda you know everyone like wanting to get involved but they're making it messy agreed so i would just but i guess it's also like reality tv like these are dramatic people what do we and this is their job too yeah

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I feel sick. I know. I do feel sick. Yeah, you are. You have the flu. Thanks a lot, Patriot Craig. Thanks a lot. Sick to my stomach. Are you ready for our next story? A little soulmate news. because Haley Steinfeld and Josh Allen made their red carpet debut at the NFL Honors nearly three months after their engagement. So the Super Bowl is popping off. We asked where it was.

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Finally, last night was NFL Honors. A lot of fun bits, headline news. Haley and Josh walked the carpet together and they kissed when he won MVP.

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Yeah, but shockingly, Andy is into Southern hospitality. When they were talking about her show, And I don't know any of these people and I don't know the storyline. I haven't had that experience in so long that they were literally speaking Chinese. I don't know anyone. It's not like even a Housewives that I've fallen off with. I see it on social media. I just was watching two different shows.

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But why would Braxton say yes if there were outstanding issues?

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But why would Braxton say yes? Like, I don't know if he has an issue or just something came up. I don't know. I'm going to give Braxton the benefit of the doubt. And just you're going to say something came up? Perhaps. Okay. I mean, maybe he couldn't get off the floor after watching his girlfriend in that commercial.

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I'll put it on the list. And then when we reflect back on it, we'll know whether or not.

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The ESPYs. I guess. Whatever movie she's doing. She looks gorgeous. She looks so gorgeous. And also like a movie star, but also like a girl. You know, just a girl.

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Yes. Piecing together a couple things, because in the preview for the rest of Southern Charms season, Austin and Craig have been fighting all season. They have an emotional conversation, I think, in the Bahamas where it seems as though Craig is telling him that he was on the brink of becoming an alcoholic.

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and and then he went to focus on like his business and page and like page helped him out of that and that's why he resents austin for like not being like hey buddy because it's like yeah trying not to be i think he said like trying not to be an alcoholic is going to ruin my friendship with austin so that's why he's like big mad at austin and then i saw a clip of carl radke on nick viles podcast talking about page and craig and it's actually crazy that carl said this and i think it's a little you know

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He asked every question. We've even been itching. Rachel Kirkconnell.

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not right that he said it, but he alluded to the fact that like Craig had, was having some issues in his relationship with Paige and Paige was really there for him and like a lot of ups and downs. Like I feel like there was a,

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underlying um issue of like alcoholism in the early days of their relationship so when he said that like to Carl said that Carl didn't say that but he was like especially after seeing the preview like I feel like Carl and was alluding to that was alluding to that now I might be like I might need the context reading into the next episode of Southern Charm and watch Carl's interview but it seems like that was also a part of their relationship like her really like rehab

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debilitating him and helping him not go down like a dark path yeah and so him him giving her credit on that on watch happens i like to me was explanatory of that but i thought it was like got it that carl would say that because that's like a little bit like my business when kyle was like well you came to work cocaine at work yeah yeah yeah like throwing in his face a little bit yeah just that's interesting sorry back to josh and

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Did you see that they caught the guys who robbed Joe Burrow's home?

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oh you're kidding yes feel like so fabulous I feel like that never happens when we report never celebrity burglaries but it was like a gang of illegal immigrants and there's pictures of them like posing with his like custom diamond necklaces obsessed honestly it's giving the bling ring yeah so oh my goodness well that's that on that that's that on that that must be nice for him

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Maybe that's stuff back to that never happens.

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Right. Doing things that the best do. Except Josh Allen is the MVP. Never seen him play before. He is the MVP.

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Are you ready for our third story? Mm-hmm. I don't know if I have the energy for this one, but I'm going to do my best. Do you want me to read it? Chapel Roan is challenging a writer who slammed her Grammy speech to match $25,000 donation for struggling musicians.

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So following Chapel Roan's Grammy speech about how record labels should provide health care for the artist, which seemed to end a livable and a livable wage and a livable wage seemed to make sense on its face. Yeah. There is a writer who wrote a piece for Hollywood Reporter.

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I also feel like Andy feels like Paige and Craig owe him and the network the truth and that nothing is off limits because they are both network stars. They have benefited so much from their relationship and the network, even at the end of Southern charm, which I'll recap at the end of the show.

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Cause I know not everyone watches, but they did a preview for the rest of the season and they film the breakup post breakup. It looks like, because like everyone's in their winter sweaters. Meanwhile, this is happening in spring. So like everyone's in winter Craig and Austin and Shep are like sitting down. He's saying how he bought a ring and he's devastated.

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So like they picked cameras back up, which on the one hand is kind of invasive, but on the other hand, like that's what these two signed up for.

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Yeah. I feel a little better. Just talking. My head feels like a million pounds. I got fever in the night. Like yesterday I didn't have a fever. I just had like body aches and chills. And I thought that that would be the worst of it. But no, today is far worse. And it's the flu because that's what's been going around. So something if I had to put a label on it.

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And I had told you that Whitney had matched with her on Raya. Yes. And Patricia told Madison that.

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Yeah, especially for Southern Charm. And then last night, Patricia held her gentleman's dinner and it was like Napoleon Bonaparte themed and the food was Italian and looked so fucking good.

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No, I love Patricia now. Like her home is a museum. I can't believe I was sleeping on her. It's so funny.

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Well- She had said a few weeks ago on the show that she had transferred the house to Whitney.

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No, I know. And I'm like laying in bed and I'm like after taking care of like Harry and Charlie all week, I was like, who's going to take care of me? Like who's going to rub my head? It's insane.

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Yeah, and also the moldings, the art, everything is antique. You have to take care of it like a museum. Every time she has one of her dinners and they sit on her 19th century chairs, one always breaks. And usually it's Craig. That's funny. Last night it was Whitney. Whitney was jet lagged, I guess, and drunk.

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And he was being so crazy because Shep was saying, why doesn't Sienna, why does she go see me? Why doesn't she like me? And Whitney's belligerent. He's like... you're not rich enough. You're not famous enough. And it was just like, it was just so crazy.

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I don't think anyone's ever called Shep not rich enough. So that was probably a shock. And he's obviously very wealthy, so she just probably wants more for her life. But it was really, really funny. The whole dinner party was really great. And then what else is new with the gang? Yeah.

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molly molly my girl she did a modeling shoot she's such a good model because she was like posing in the pool it looked like seriously so unpleasant and then they showed the shots like the drone shots and the photographer shots like she just has a face for the camera like she looked amazing they also showed in the previews for the rest of the season that she goes into kishap

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It's so true. But I don't know if he'll be like open to it because like he's so hung up on Sienna because I guess she's the only girl who like wasn't buying what he was selling.

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Taylor wasn't in the episode. Sally wasn't in the episode. I didn't particularly miss them in that storyline. Cause now like we're with the OGs, Craig, they at dinner at Patricia's dinner, they were literally just like roasting everyone. They were talking to Craig about his relationship with Paige and everyone just being like, it's been two and a half years. Like, when are you going to propose?

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And it's like, that's rich coming from this group. Austin's in a long-term relationship. None of them have girlfriends. None of them have girlfriends. They're always like in long term. Like how long did Shep date Taylor for and didn't propose to her?

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He cheated on her. Like, please. Meanwhile, Patricia is like in my day. If you met someone and you hit it off, you got married. Patricia's been married like six times. Right. No, no. Seriously. You can't tell me nothing about Patricia, but it's just like a room full of people that shouldn't be. Craig shouldn't be listening to him. And I don't even think that he is.

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And at a certain point, he's like, yeah, we're looking at rings just to get them to shut up.

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But I'm sure they were. No. And in the previews, he says like he had bought a ring. Right. Yeah. Right.

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Yeah. So it's been really a great, great season. And it's just crazy that all of this happened in the spring and that conversation between Paige and Craig, where they're clearly like on different pages was six months ago. So everything's sort of just been... Downhill. Downhill, yeah.

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Hey turd, I've been better. I think this is the sickest I've ever podcast. We'll see how it goes. I hope I can speak without choking and I hope that I can have a personality. These are like the first words I'm uttering today.

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My queenie of the week is Michael Buckner. Michael Buckner has been such a cornerstone of our week. A ray of light. Him and his family hearing the episode, reaching out. We had to get the shoot on the books. It's just been a reminder of why we do what we do.

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Yeah, Zach was off with them, as he should be, because I'm just grateful to get time alone. Of course, of course.

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That is so funny. Who do you have for weenie?

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My weenie is related to your weenie because my weenie will be the AP reporters who snubbed. Oh, shit.

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What about the state of journalism? I think the overarching message is the weenies in journalism. Yeah, I forgot about those two bitches from the AP. I hate them. It was really the one. Like the other one's going down. I know, but there was. It's true. There was curly hair on the left. Yeah, there was one that was like chapel. Sorry, baby.

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Yeah, the other girl is just like her face is associated, but. She's guilty by association. But it was mostly one girl.

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You've got to put on your oxygen mask before anyone else.

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They're probably so happy today because they didn't have to see them. So true. It's a dream for the frame haters. The Wayne's Coding haters.

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Sometimes. Sometimes you got to spread yourself thin and just get it done. And we'll deal with my oxygen at the end of the day.

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Yeah. No, people love that one, especially in the mama community, like mama reels.

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It's just like when you've already known.

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So you were doing it wrong in the sense of not having, not using the app. Just in case anyone's doing it wrong out there.

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Thank you so much. I know I watched Southern Charm last night and Craig was on Watch What Happens Live. I watched all of it and to not come on and discuss when we've been waiting for these sorts of answers. He was being so open.

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That's what I said first. You're saying first. Okay, first story. Craig Conover went on Watch What Happens Live last night following an episode of Southern Charm to discuss his breakup with Andy Cohen. So a lot came out from last night, and I just have to mention this scene on Southern Charm between Craig and Paige. I'm sure you've seen clips.

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they um she was visiting him they went to a farm to like see the beekeeper remember when he was on the toast not to make it about us he was talking about how they love having bees so they that we saw them like go put on their bee start that journey he's so excited about the bees like she's having a panic attack which like is so real and then they walk around the farm and talk about their relationship and like their dreams because he's like salivating like this is my dream chicken like to live on a farm with a bunch of animals and a

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And it's kind of the same conversation that we've seen them have when they've had these hard conversations of like, one, Craig is ready for all of this. And then two, Paige sometimes wants the same thing that he wants and other times doesn't. He says that like she changes her mind a lot and he's just like giving her the time and patience. But then she's also like, well, don't pressure me.

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And he's like, I'm not pressuring you. But she's like, even having this conversation is you pressuring me. And like, I think in a relationship, like you're allowed to ask questions.

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Maddie from Southern Hospitality, which is Leva's spinoff show. And considering everyone was there for Craig, I actually thought she did really well and was a good advertisement for Southern Hospitality, which I don't watch and I won't watch, but I'm closer to watching it than ever before.

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like hey where are we going where is this going without it being pressure and i think he tried to navigate that as best as possible but she still felt pressured so that conversation then knowing that they broke up like obviously reads differently than the ones that they've had in the past where it's actually the same conversation they're talking about how like they're kind of having now knowing what we know now what knowing what we know we're like okay this is these are the issues that they had and this is why they broke up

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The only thing that's like a sticking point, it's like Craig never ran out of patience. That's what's so crazy. It's like he didn't say, I can't do this anymore. Like I want to get married and have kids. She said she doesn't want to do this anymore with him.

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Craig was moving to New York. So it's not like that was another roadblock of like, no one will move. Like he was ready to move and be the one to do that. And then she broke up with him. And so then he had to sort of explain this timeline because Paige had said the other day, like they broke up over Thanksgiving. Then Southern Chatham press tour started.

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And he's like, did you come on Watch What Happens Live and lie about it?

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Yeah. A wipe. No, that's a really good point. Because sometimes I'll do something and I'm like, well, it was just once. Right. I'm not going to sweat it. I had a soda or whatever. Exactly. But like if I was starting my day every day with it. Yeah. It's better to be. There's nothing better than a McDonald's Diet Coke. Yeah. No, it's so true.

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I haven't had McDonald's in a while, but I have had a lot of Diet Coke. And I was eating like Chester's this afternoon. What's Chester's? They're like cheesy puffs, almost like Pirate's Booty, but like not even as healthy.

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Okay. Yeah. That's like what I wanted to know. Big time. That just makes me feel better about like my own choices. Big time.

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Yeah, you're evolving together. Yeah, but I think back to the last time we podcasted together and I genuinely feel like we were two completely different people.

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You've been podcasting like forever, which is such a big deal in this day and age. Everyone starts one, you know, everyone wants one. They get to 50. But no one wants to do one. You podcast, you've been podcasting for how many years?

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No, I'm not saying what I do is, you know, small, but like you have podcasted for nine years. I have. How many episodes a week are you up to?

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Yes, I feel like very direct. Yes. You know, like, yes, my patience, all of my patience goes to my children. Everyone else, get zero.

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Yeah, and very evergreen. And it's definitely changed throughout... I mean, you would hope over nine years that the show would change. But it's become very educational and very informative. I hope so. I think so. I mean, episodes that I listen to or even clips that I see, I'm like... Okay.

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Yeah, no, and you definitely that definitely comes through. And I think that's some of the more interesting conversations because everyone's having conversations now. And a lot of people are saying the same thing. So it's like nice when you hear something different, even if it's just enough to like know that you didn't agree with it.

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It's like you can even like flex, like work that muscle of disagreeing.

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It's boring. Don't you feel the same way? I do. And I also just feel like the act of listening to a podcast is so much like more intentional than it is. Like even when you're on a TV interview and you're just passing by in the airport or the drugstore and it's like we're not listening to every single.

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But if you're putting someone in your ears for an hour, like they owe you at least their authenticity and just to say something worth hearing because it's not so passive. And there are so many things people could listen to and they're choosing to listen to you. Yeah.

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No. And like just feeling confident in yourself, like take it or leave it. And I feel like you really have that mentality. I try. Have you always, like when you started, do you feel like your mentality about that has changed over time just as you've grown up doing it?

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Yeah, no. And I feel for me, like long form, like the idea of like saying something like quickly. And like, I like to take my time. I like to like, flesh out my ideas, maybe go down that one say, Oh, I didn't like that. Go this way. Like, talk everything through. I feel like some people are like more punchy, and they'll like, keep it to a minute. Yes.

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When some people just have like a really good eye and it's like they'll make something look like beautiful. Yes. That maybe I couldn't do that. Yes. So I do think even in like the space of like influencing and creating like everyone, there are lanes within it. Absolutely. Yeah.

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And it's the art that I like the best. No, it's true. And you guys have so many guests, but I feel like that also leaves out this variable of like the unknown of what's going to happen in every episode. Right. You never know. Do you worry? Like... Going into an episode, do you get nervous?

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Yeah. I feel like most of the time that's like what comes through. You're like, oh, they went on skinny company. Like you just like also air is like gives them an air of like seriousness in the field at this point. I hope so. That's how I see it. I mean, I'll take it from you.

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No, I feel like the fear of running out of things to talk about, I used to have more until I, like there were times where it was like, okay, we literally, but we'll have nothing to talk about this time. And then we just like go live and it's all there. And so now I'm like, no, we actually will not run out of things to talk about. And even moving,

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In some ways, it was obviously hard for... It is hard. Like, I miss my girl. But it's been actually great for the show, just having, like, completely separate lives where every single day we catch up with each other. And therefore, like, we're catching up with everyone. We used to have, like, the same day doing it together. So we're not going to, like, you know...

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No, you're so good about that. Like, I feel like I've read so many things that you've said about...

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you both become mothers is like crazy no I'm really excited for her I forget where I said this I don't know if it was like private or public but it's like I learned so much from her every day like in our job just as creators like just as a person like as a friend as a sister and I'm so excited to see how she does motherhood and like learn from her I think she's gonna get a little crunchy

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I think she will, too, but I think her take on it is going to be, like, just refreshing and funny, and I'm excited to, like, learn from her on this. What do you think the most overwhelming thing's going to be? For her? Yeah. Oh, the mess. The mess. She doesn't like a mess. I think that's going to, like, rock her. What's been yours? I mean, these days it's probably sleep, you know? Yeah.

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I have a couple hacks. In the beginning, it was breastfeeding that like really was hard for me. It's overwhelming. It's so hard. And I never thought, I was always like, oh yeah, I'm going to breastfeed. And I never like, I never thought about it.

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And then you give birth and you have to breastfeed and they're like every three hours, but it's like every two and a half because the session is 30 minutes. And it was so painful for me. But it was so important that I really wanted to do it. And I did do it. Just the first time, it was very, very difficult. And that was very overwhelming for me.

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Yeah, I think that's definitely a strategy. What I noticed, and it's hard to compare because the second time is always easier. The first time is the hardest. And then with the second baby, it's easier. Like you have more supply and like, you know what you're doing. And so I had a much easier time the second, like a brief, like it was a dream scenario. No supplementing.

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I breastfed for like as long as I wanted and then moved on. And I would like pump once a day just to get out any extra and like keep it in the freezer. And you didn't do like every hour or anything. Of feeding? Of like pumping. No, I really, I only pumped like in the morning just to like make sure I just like was emptied out from the night. Okay. What's the pump that you used?

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I think it's the L because that one's great for to-go. But don't listen to me on breastfeeding. You just put it in your thing. I'm not the breast... Listen to you. I used it when I went out, my first night out. Okay. You used Spectra. But if you're home and you're charged, Spectra's super powerful and it was good and I really liked it. So you only did it in the morning? With Charlie, yeah.

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I would feed him in the morning and then I would empty out the rest and then feed him throughout the day when he was hungry. So every two and a half hours? Yeah. Yeah. And how long do you do it for? Six months. That's a long time. Yeah, that was like my goal. That's how long I did it with Harry. But I also had to supplement a little with Harry because I wasn't producing like as much as I wanted.

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And it was just like, so I did more supplementing. And then at six months, like it was... What's your favorite formula? Well, I don't think you're going to like this. My...

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I don't know about. I don't, I don't give advice either. I just like, I know there are all these like new wave ones and like some of them like seem so great. We just had the Bobby founder on and that seems like a really good one. Right. I've read so much about it. We've like used by heart before that I've seen Kendamil. I see like really nice ones on the shelf. It's like goat milk.

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Oh, does his back hurt? I saw he threw his back out, which actually really is painful. Like, no lie. It's such a painful thing to go through. I mean, it's painful to be pregnant for 10 years. But when your wife is 100 months pregnant, like, that's more painful.

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Then you see like, yeah, the European ones. Yeah. I just was like, I want one that's been around a while. I get that. You know, it's, it's really, but I didn't like it. Like I didn't like, I wouldn't be like, like maybe I'll get a collab. Maybe you should cut that out.

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No, I don't think I want to collab because I don't even think I would like, I worked for us and I'm like, it worked and it was good. But like, there's just something like, and I think they're like going to recalibrate the formula industry a little bit. Cause it's just really, there's a lot in there. I mean, I might just buy a goat. I think you should. I think you should. Or you'll do raw milk.

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Yeah, a cow. Oh, but goat's milk is apparently better. I saw pictures. I'm also, I became so interested, like fascinated by breastfeeding once I started. I was like, oh my God, like what? It's crazy. It's crazy. And I'm like, it's crazy. And I feel so tied back to women throughout history. That are churning butter. That are churning butter. Or even like, oh my God, a wet nurse. Goals.

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You get to have a breastfed child and you don't have to do it yourself. But I was like, what did women do who couldn't breastfeed back in the day before there was formula? Wet nurses, right? Well, they would either do wet nurses or... A goat? A goat. I saw a historical photo of a child feeding from the teat of a goat. You know what? Apparently goat's milk is most akin to human's milk.

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A goat being my wet nurse? Jumping the shark? It's so on brand. I feel like I've jumped the shark. Cause it's like, it's so interesting. Like what did people like formula now has like solved this issue. But like before that, like what, if you didn't have a wet nurse, like, and some people like can't breastfeed or it's like, they're not making enough. Like, what do you do?

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I think you don't like pump really. Well, I'm sure they had like manual.

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It's a lot. You ever have a clog? I've never had a clog. Oh my God. I was getting so many clogs the first time. But they also say like you get more clogs the more you pump because it's like... No, I've never had a clog. I've also never had mastitis, which I heard is the most painful thing ever. I was getting a clog a week. It was so painful. It would like get me home from work sometimes.

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Like it was so... Can't you have your husband suck it out? Yeah. Did he do it? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Winner, winner. But then the science changed in between my two kids. Like literally the science behind clogs changed. It used to... They used to think that it was...

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like an actual clog so you would need to like melt it like something stuck so like you would put heat and then the thinking changed like literally six months later that it's actually inflammation and you need cold and so everything that you were doing like rubbing like killing yourself hot showers was making it worse yeah

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So you need to do cold. That's what they say now. I might be texting. But that's like everything. You know, baby should sleep on the front. Baby should sleep on the back. Like how just the recommendations change all the time. All the time. So you really have to do like what feels right for you. So if you're going to co-sleep, is there a certain side? Oh, co-sleep, my favorite subject. Not for me.

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I would just go with like the side that's like more inner to the bed. Do you put like a round, what are those like round?

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It is nice to wake up to. I'm going to try it. Because, you know, when you like have a sleeping baby and then you put them down finally and then they start crying because you put them down. Yeah. They want to be in your stomach still. Yeah. Like when you never put them down, they just will sleep longer. Like then, of course, like then we have to like, you know, transition to a crib.

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Oh, he doesn't suffer in silence? Oh, no. I'm a silent sufferer. And I think everyone around me should thank me for that.

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And like that was hard. But it was it would have been hard if we did it at one month or five months. So at least like in those early days, like we were getting more sleep.

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To pull up your Kindle. Yeah. I probably wasn't even reading at that time. So you were just asleep. Dad, you're so tired. We were actually in the really early, like, newborn, newborn, like, days old stage. We were watching TV. Watching TV.

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Well, I have a super crunchy friend and we were just like on a girl's night. Like we stayed at a hotel together. So she was like saying how she doesn't sleep with her phone charging next on her nightstand like that. It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. Yeah. It's awful.

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I should have brought a patent paper to write down all my takeaways from today. This is like my homework. I don't know why I'm thinking a lot about the phone. I really came here to like pick your brain. I feel like so often I'm like looking for a product or like just like, oh, what should I use for like this in pregnancy? Even like prenatals. And I'm like, well, what does Lauren use?

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Welcome back to The Toast. I am joined by Lauren Bostic, the Skinny Confidential herself. I'm so excited. We've been chit-chatting ever since we got back together. I have not seen you in so long and we have so much catching up to do offline and online and we're just going to do it all online right now. Let's do it. How are you doing? Congratulations to you. Congratulations to you. Thanks.

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And I like literally stalked your Instagram and use ritual.

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It's not easy. No, it's not. But... You gotta, I mean, it's just like, there's no choice. Like, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

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prayers his bag is okay he's not he could barely walk me down the street at least he can take a muscle relaxer would you allow for that in your home let it rip because also you're you're a crunchy queen now like non-tox you are i is crunchy non-toxic that's what i think of it as like i would say i'm a crunchy mom but i have goals of being crunchier like you put me to shame it's

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No, I feel like it's a gut feeling. Yeah.

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Yeah. Or sometimes I'm just like on it for a long time and I'm like, I have to get off of this thing. I keep finding myself going back to the same apps. Like there's nothing there for me. And I don't even have TikTok, so I'm not even like... doom scrolling. I'm just like going back and forth on Instagram. It's like it's enough. There's literally nothing on there is worth my time at the moment.

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I have not been on TikTok in like I haven't had a TikTok in years for a bunch of different reasons. Like I don't know when I first deleted it from my phone, maybe like the first like privacy scare issue where it's like they're spying on us. And I was like, oh, OK, bye. And then it like comes in and out. That's not like the whole reason anymore, even though like, yeah, don't spy on me.

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But I just realized for my mental health, like I already spend a lot of time on my phone. I work on my phone. I don't need to increase my screen time by one minute. And if I'm on TikTok, it will be by five hours. There's nothing there for me. And I find people get so in the weeds about these minor dramas from TikTok. I'm like, well, if you come out of your phone for a moment, that doesn't exist.

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Oh. In terms of? Like me as a person? No, no, I would never ask you that. Why? In terms of like guilty pleasures, like what's not organic?

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Yeah. I feel like. No, and I feel like the overall goal of TikTok is not to make us better people, more informed, smarter, like interesting people. It's to make us like lazier and stupider. And I'm not falling for it.

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No, I feel like that feels right. But it's good that your business is that like you're, you yourself are still posting on it. So you're like in the mix. I'm in the mix.

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Yeah. No, I feel like that's the best way to do it. Cause like it is good for business. We have a toast pod. We've gone viral, apparently. Many times, I'm sure. And that's been good for the show and people hear about the show. Great. Great. I don't want it on my phone.

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I completely agree. I always say this. I have my DMs turned off, like, my auto-response. Like, you can't just reply to my stories. And it's not even for the haters, which, of course, I don't want to see you and I don't want to know you. But it's also, like, I don't want, like, so much immediate, like, positive affirmation. Like, oh, you look so... Like, I don't want that all in my head.

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It's, like, not a human... Like, it's just not a, like... We're not designed to process all of that. I agree. And I also don't want to post something to my story and then be like, well, no one's saying that I look so great. I agree. And I just, I don't want to measure myself in any way by that positively or negatively. And it's like, this is me.

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You can go to my page and like send me a message if you want, but you can't just like respond to all my stories with like your initial thoughts. It feels reactive.

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No, that's classic me. Yeah. I'll wake up in the night, I'm like, fuck, they texted me three weeks ago and I forgot to answer.

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I don't think it's offensive at all. I saw your text. It came to me at a time when I couldn't respond. I left it open and then I forgot about it. I'm living my life.

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Yeah. No, like the mental battery that it takes for me to respond to a text message is a lot. I think it's like more than the average. Like it takes everything from me. Like it's so hard. Or like even on like my birthday, when I have so many birthday events,

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I'm sweating. I have to leave them all unopened or else I will not respond to every single one. And then they're just unopened for hours. And then I'm like...

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No, it's a trap. It's so, I find it so difficult. And I don't know what that says about me or like why I am this way. It's too much. My husband's the exact opposite when he's like, why can't you just answer a text message? Like you're literally sitting in the car. I don't even answer Michael. Oh, yeah. No, I don't. I mean, I love a voice note, but I can only do it to like super close people.

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You know, that solves some of my problems.

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Like it actually, my cortisol, right? That's what it is. Cortisol.

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Yeah. No, it's like I didn't send you a text so that you had to respond. I just sent it so that you would receive what I'm saying.

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Yeah. No, that's really rough. Oh, my God. I'm cracking up. Well, before I let you go, I just want to talk some business because we didn't even talk about half your stuff because I just... We got into the weeds. The Skinny Confidential business, like, is... I saw that you have a new product launching. We do have a new product coming out in a couple months. But what do you have?

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No, that was like your thing. It was like the most natural product an influencer could come out with. It's like you doing ice rolling.

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I feel like they would. I remember the conversation completely because everything that I was asking you, you're like lymphatic drainage. I'm like, what do you do for hangovers? You're like lymphatic drainage. I still do it. Everything. Pregnancy phase, lymphatic drainage. I know. I try and like when I do my moisturizers in the morning to like...

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put them on and like ever since you I don't like go up I only go down I love it so you go up on the face and down yeah and then like down and you can feel you can feel it like you can taste it when it's draining yeah it's like almost gross but it's like puffiness yeah you know you're doing what you need to do yeah so I just think our goal is to make things prettier and better and really tap into your daily habits like that's what it is yeah it's not like a skincare brand it's like more just like daily habits and making them better

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Yeah. I wasn't going to ask, but I really need some. Oh, my God. I'll send you some. Don't worry. Okay. Thank you so much. And then I also saw it because you just gave a great interview to The Cut that you're writing a book, another book.

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I need to do that too. We watch TV like for the show and not that I don't like watch other stuff. Research. But we just got screeners recently. Huh. And Claudia now watches them in the middle of the day. What's a screener? Like early, because we watch like reality TV. So now we get like screeners. So they send it to us like a day early.

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We fought so hard for screeners. How do we get a screener? We don't have to watch live. But it's like if I want to watch Watch What Happens Live, then I do have to stay up till 10. But I'll be okay. I'm better off reading.

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You think so highly of us. Yeah. No, we just can watch it earlier in the day. So we don't have to like stay up. Yeah. So that's your job. Yeah. You don't have time to watch TikTok.

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I'm offline. For me, I'm like, well, the solution to that is a landline. Call a friend.

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Yeah. But I watch TV. Okay. No, no, no. I'm learning so much. I know all the shows. Does Michael's phone stay on and in the room when you guys sleep? It's on airplane mode on the charger across the room. Okay. So no one can get a hold of us. Because I'm like, sometimes it's like, sometimes on some of the holidays, like I'll turn my phone off, but I'm like, well, everyone, Zach's phone is on.

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So if you need me, like you can reach me via him. Maybe we should get landlines. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

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But like, don't call it. No one should call it. Do not call me. Do not come. It's for an emergency use only. But what if I start getting like spam calls in the night? Oh my God, I'll lose my mind. Maybe not. Change the number. Perhaps not.

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Yeah, no, I don't feel like I know if I like thought about you long enough that like I know that you have things that you do that are probably not like...

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Maybe we'll have to get one. I know. He wants to get a truck. Yeah, that's cool. I could see that for him. And then that would, like, solve the, like, SUV bucket. Because I feel like, how do you have three kids and you don't have an SUV? But, like, there you are. I guess... Well, I guess a truck. Yeah.

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No, no, no. That's not a good car for you.

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I saw a funny video once and it was like a guy being like, if you're a man and like you're in the car with your wife and she's driving, like what are you doing? What are you just like passengering? If, wait, say it again. Like why is a man ever driving? Sorry, why is a woman ever driving when you're with your husband? Some women like to drive.

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right i guess but i don't think so i don't think anyone likes to drive more than their husband i'm not and i feel like the more i talk to women we all hate driving and we're all terrible at it i'm also like weirdly scared of it like it's just like it feels overwhelming like you want me to drive this like huge thing like so i'm just not good at some things and that's like i'm just not good at it no you're seriously like making me feel so validated

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I just got like, I just really learned how and I'm like comfortable now. I feel like you'd be great in a Bentley. I know. I love my Tesla. Okay. I like a Tesla too. Those are adorable. I've been loving my, like my Tesla really works for me, but now I have to try out a Bentley. You know, you can't sit in the car when that's charging. I know. And we don't. Yeah, the EMF. I know.

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People are like, the EMF's in your Tesla. I'm like, it's only when it's charging and we're not in it. As long as you're out of the car. We don't go far enough that we have to supercharge on the road. You can't make your husband charge it too. It charges in my garage overnight. Okay. You know another thing I don't do? Not even every day because I don't drive it that much.

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If... Because that sounds like he did something wrong. What is the point of having a husband? Yeah, I can't imagine taking on the burden of a gas guzzling car and having to go to get gas. I can't, like I said, get my nails done. Like, I don't want to go to the gas station. No, no, I...

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No, nor should you. I don't think I should either. That is so funny. Okay, well, thank you so much for joining me. Thank you for your time. We are so happy for you here at Toast HQ. Thank you. And we're excited for everything that you have to come. Where can everyone follow you and keep up with you? At Lauren Bostic.

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Yes. So we'll talk all about that and see how crunchy that made us. Don't get an Escalade. Don't get an Escalade. Get a Bentley. Don't fill it up with gas. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast. We will see you on the next one. Love ya. Bye.

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That seriously makes me feel better. No, I'm the same way. Things pile up, and some things are looking good, and then other things are not.

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Couple of pregnant ladies. couple of pregnant ladies what's so crazy is I was thinking back to the last time we podcasted together which I believe I just like I was newly pregnant with Harry so I think I was like public like my second trimester with my first pregnancy okay um

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Yeah. I saw a meme once that was like, My room looks like this messy so that my house can look like this. And like my house is clean. My kitchen is always clean because like I'm always cleaning those things. And then the time I get into my room, like I'm not cleaning anymore. Literally exactly.

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Okay. I love hearing that. I also feel like, you know, brands have made it easier these days for things to be cleaner. You know, everyone wants to be a little clean. So like my skincare, I don't have to like look that hard. What do you use for skincare when you're pregnant? Do you do clean? Yeah. So I feel like every few months I start something new.

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I try to be more clean when I'm pregnant, especially with like shampoo and conditioner. Like I'll use like Vagamore, but then sometimes I'll throw in, I love my Milbon. You know, I like, I'll treat myself every once in a while. I'm using right now, Vanicream on my face. It's like, I know it's like, I never heard of it before, but it's like for babies too. Okay.

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And apparently it's just like for sensitive skin. That's crunchy-ish. It is. It's accidentally crunchy. I was just having like really, I get redness. That's like my skin issue where it's like rosacea. And I was having like more redness than usual. I can like live with a certain degree. And I was like, I need something, like I need to scale it back.

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So I started using this Vanicream and it's been great. So I'm going to stick with that. And then I use Rode in the mornings before my makeup. And that's been working. Your hair is this color. My hair is this color.

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Thank you. I couldn't imagine taking on, like prior in my life, I could have been like, oh yeah, I'll go get my hair done every six weeks. Is that what you guys do? Yeah, every six weeks. Now I can barely get my nails done. I got my nails done today and that was like a big accomplishment. That's also something toxic that I feel like it's... I use Dazzle Dry. What's Dazzle Dry?

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It's cleaner and that's not even, I started using it before I was clean. It dries faster and it lasts longer. I can't think of one downside. Like I would have invest if I could. Oh, well maybe they'll reach out. Maybe. So what about your cleaning supplies? So I use Branch Basics and it's for like day to day. And you're crunchy too. Oh, no, I'm I have I'm crunchy and I would like to be crunchier.

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Like I feel like slowly but surely, you know, what's the next thing I'm about to swap? What? My toilet paper. Oh, don't worry. I'll send you any confidential toilet paper. I hadn't made that swap yet. I thought that was so brilliant. Thank you. Thank you. Lauren has a brand of products, beauty products, and you're also entering our home space.

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you must have had your daughter okay I think you're right but was that the one where my dad was with us no that was when you came on the toast like back I'm just like good with years so don't think I'm creepy 2018 I have no idea we sat in front of a pink backdrop I just like know what the year was based on where I was and like how skinny I was so we were in that was 2018 we were in the toast with the pink backdrop your dad was there and he's so great and that was when you hosted the toast with me but we did your podcast in 2019 yeah

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Yeah. A lot of us are ish. A lot of us are ish. Or at least like we're on our way. It doesn't happen overnight. It's not like one day I'm just clearing the decks and I'm changing everything. But like I might notice something about something or I might hear something about a chemical and I'm like, oh, well, that's a hormone disruptor and that's in my shampoo.

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And, you know, I want to be pregnant or I'm like so it's just every day. It's like small things until you make a big change.

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Like it's seriously. I I think I just at this point need to get a new one like Just get 10 and have them.

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I feel like I don't even need to be a scientist to understand that. Like, that sounds right. I need him to chop me a fresh wood cutting board every day. That's one where it's like, this isn't my favorite idea. You know what? My husband can't chop wood because his back hurts too bad. That's good. No, my husband wouldn't chop wood. Can you chop me a couple cutting boards?

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I'm asking him to just water the lawn more frequently because our grass is dying.

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Yeah. It's just more relaxing. Yeah. You know? No, that's a really nice way to think about it. What's like something that you've done that you feel like makes the biggest difference or a big change like in your environment?

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Yeah, that is a good one. I also feel like even when I'm in the city versus like when I'm in the suburbs and I like noticed it a lot when I lived here and I'd like leave the city for a weekend, especially when I was pregnant. I'm like, I feel like I could breathe. And then like just living outside of the city now, it's such a noticeable difference, at least for me.

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Like I used to have worse headaches. I still have them like because I'm a headache girl, but it's just not what it was.

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I think so, too. And also just like the environment, like the pace of things, the traffic, like all of those things were just like they have me operating at such a high stress level. Yes, absolutely. And for sure, I don't know if they can run tests, but like your girls calm down as much as I can.

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Yeah. But we did a mix. Like we lived in the suburbs until like I was in high school and then we moved to the city. And so I, I've always like yearned for the suburbs and I'm such like, I've always been like, I'm not a city person, but my sisters are. And I just always knew that about myself. Even when I went to college, I went to like such a remote area. Yeah. And I loved it. You wanted calm.

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Calm, yeah. That's interesting. And Claude's not like that. No, she is a city slicker. It's the craziest thing. She's a city slicker. She would live here forever. Is she crunchy at all? No, but I do think the path to crunchiness does start in pregnancy and in motherhood. And even in her pregnancy, she sends me stuff all the time. She's like, what do you think about this?

The Toast

Bad Habits with Lauryn Bosstick: Friday, June 6th, 2025

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What do you think about that? She is taking it seriously because you start to think about stuff. Everything Matt... If you use something... Back in the day, you don't think about the larger repercussions, but now you start to think about every decision and then you start looking into it and it doesn't look good.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Good morning Millennials and welcome back to the Toast and Happy Friday that really feels like a Friday because the theme of today is leisure. We had a leisurely morning. We took ourselves out to breakfast. We're recording at 1.20. We never do this.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Have you seen those like diagrams of how a pregnant woman's body changes and how all of your organs compress?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I feel it. Yeah. I am smushed. Just wait, smushy. I'm sure, I'm sure. Just wait, smushia. Oh my God. Smushadia. Smushadia.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Are you ready for our first story? I don't know. You sold it like so well. No, I'm telling you, I got the stories in a place that they are musterful. Let's hear it.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Claudia, that's musterful.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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A bit of friendship news. Martha Stewart is fangirling over beautiful Rihanna and her very handsome Aesop Rocky at the SHU Oscars. Yeah, it's a big week for footwear. So the Footwear News Achievement Awards, the FNAA, sometimes known as... Why was Martha there? Sometimes known as the SHU Oscars, took place this week. Only sometimes. I mean, is there any second? Right. The SHU Golden Globes. Right.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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What's the shoe PCAs, you know? Right. These awards took place. The event celebrates outstanding achievement in the footwear industry. I mean, of course it does. Literally, what else would they be celebrating?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Rihanna and Martha Stewart read into each other, and Martha posted to her Instagram, Riri, bad gal Riri, is so beautiful and statuesque, she wrote in a post, and she has a very handsome and funny boyfriend, ASAP Rocky, she added. noting that she was one of the honorees at the event held at Cipriani.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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It's Friday. I feel like everybody just starts with like lies and excuses.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I just don't understand, one, why was Martha at this particular affair? I know she's fabulous, so was she just there because she's fabulous, or has she made an impact in the footwear community this year? She was presented with an Icon Award. What contributions to the footwear community has she made?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I don't know, maybe Omnimedia did something? Like, I watched your documentary, I didn't see a thing about a shoe. I didn't, no. Who throws a shoe? Right. Oh, Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart announced a multi-year partnership with Skechers in 2023.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Lies, lies, lies, lies. Look into my eyes, eyes, eyes.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Oh, actually, yes. I know those commercials. And I actually think that was a great money...

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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investment excuse me i can't fucking talk it was a great money it was a great money for sketchers because they definitely like border on irrelevant because they really are just like for old ladies so they got the coolest old lady and her cool best friend that was kind of genius that should go perhaps in our toasty lions category that was a very we didn't even like really remember it no because it wasn't like a big stupid announcement i just started seeing them on the commercials and you know what i feel favor towards sketchers like when i when i think about it

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Yeah. And that's what good marketing should do. Well, I like my Skechers sneakers, but I love my Prada backpack. She was so right for that. Like my Skechers sneakers, they keep me alive.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I like them. Yeah, sure.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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But my Prada backpack is everything to me.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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You actually have a Prada backpack that you've had since like 2009. And it's probably one of the best things that you own. And you use it to this day. I can't find it.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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i mean it's here somewhere i know where it is margo has it she totally stole it you think satchel cratchel you're very generous with it everyone when someone goes in your thanksgiving tiktok with my dior bag which by the way i let her borrow for a trip like she's going somewhere fabulous you need a fabulous yeah the perfect like i want you to have the right thing and i also said like you know what keep it like i'm maybe he's like i'm not going out i don't need a little black bag whatever but like

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I think we harmonized. I think we might have. I think we might have. So it's very much a Friday over here.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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You could always give it back or at least give me credit in the TikTok where she gave credit to the girl whose dress she was wearing.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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She shout out Kate Davis but couldn't shout out Big Sis. Maybe she's like had it for so long she just thinks of it as her. It's like it doesn't even occur to her that it's technically a borrowed bag.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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And so many times I'm going out and I need it. Like I feel its absence.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I think she's coming to visit you soon. Ask her to bring it. I know. I just feel bad. That's insane that you feel bad.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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No, I don't feel bad. Sorry, that's like an overstatement. Just like sucks for her.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Oh, we are in person together. If you guys maybe aren't noticing, Jax and I are both in Florida because obviously I headed down last night for our show on Sunday. Thought I'd spend a couple of days with my family. Good decision. Honestly, on all parts. And Ben, of course, I think I told everyone this yesterday. Ben, of course, was flying down.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Romeo just waltzed in the studio from somewhere else. Where has he been?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Where has Romeo been?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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And what has he done? What is waiting for us on the other side of that door?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I don't know, but I just want to say, her getting the Icon Awards at the SHU Oscars when she has a partnership with Skechers since last year, it's not that iconic, but okay.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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You know, I guess nobody else in the space was doing anything of muster.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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No, but you don't want to give it to Jimmy Choo, Michael Kors.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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It's a slap in the face to people who actually... manufactured shoes. Vince Camuter. Or, like, yeah, of course, like, somebody who, like, designs shoes, but I feel like, I don't know, some people, like, you know, what was, like, a shoe collab Nike does with, like, athletes that, like, break records? Caitlin Clark, her shoe broke records? Yes! Like...

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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No shade to Martha would literally lay my life out on the line for her.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Like give her all the awards. Sure. I just want to say like in the shoe icon category.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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If I was a person who took like the shoe awards really seriously, I would be annoyed about this.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Snoop presented her the award virtually. Like it's seriously giving low budget.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I'm shocked that Rihanna was there. I think that she was there because ASAP Rocky was honored. Yeah. Like it's his thing. He was awarded for Collaboration of the Year in recognition of his partnership with Puma. So there's been really big things going on in the shoe world, and I feel like if you don't listen to today's episode of The Toast, you wouldn't know.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Turdy's not even being honest and we're not being honest by saying good morning Millennials. It's so true. It is 1.30. We never record this late. This episode's not coming out in the mornings. But we've actually been very busy this morning. We didn't actually just wake up and just say, screw sisterhood, screw swirling hood.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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And didn't Rihanna have a big thing with Puma, too? She's the creative director, so she hired her mans. We love to see women in business doing charity.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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It's seriously like nepotism, but make it work.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I feel like when we talk about couples, we're always talking about different power dynamics within Hollywood, how really powerful women need men in different industries because they're so... We don't talk enough about how A$AP Rocky and Rihanna really are in the same industry, and she is so...

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Far out of his league Business wise She is She's a billionaire And I don't I honestly don't even know How he makes a living Like I know he's done music before I don't think he's consistently Releasing music I don't think he consistently Does anything I think he like Loves being a dad And loves being Rihanna's man He's like a professional partner Yeah and He doesn't get enough credit For being like

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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exactly what we're always saying like powerful women need we're always saying powerful women need a firefighter because so they don't compete like yeah meanwhile asap rocky here is holding it down no it can be done yes but i do feel like when we talk about them we do always mention that like okay good we just talk about them a lot maybe that's it

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Yeah, because we're always talking about her.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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We always talk about her. Therein lies the issue. Well, not an issue. Also, I follow Martha Stewart on Instagram, so I did see this photo. I was aware that she was at the Footwear Association of America, the FAAs, whatever. And it reminded me, because she tagged Rihanna, that Rihanna has never, and most likely will never, change her Instagram username.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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She was this up-and-coming singer, and I'm sure when she made her Instagram, like, She thought it was funny. She wasn't up and coming. She wasn't Rihanna. Like she wasn't an icon.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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No, it was crazy when she did it then because Instagram came out what, like 2009? Like she was Rihanna and she made her name Bad Gal RiRi and then she never changed it. Yeah. And I love that. And that just always reminds me of your friend Alicia.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Ben was flying down later than us. He flew down this morning. And at like 8 o'clock, I texted him. I knew his flight was early in the morning. I wasn't sure when. I'm like, hey, are you up? Are you at the airport? He missed his flight. And it's funny that he didn't text me because he knew what I was gonna say. When we travel together, this man like torments me.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Yeah. When I was in high school, my friend Alicia, and I was like so jealous. It was such a good. I still call her bad gal. Yeah. By the way, a lot of people do. Her name is Alicia. And so she did bad gal Alicia. And it was a sleigh. Like it was so good. It was such a sleigh. It was such a sleigh. And it, she eventually changed it.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I think maybe she thought it like wasn't like mature or appropriate. Like she had her reasons, you know, as we all do. And the impact that it left, it never went away.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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No, like when I see her, bad gal.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Yeah. You actually, you do say that.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I always call her bad gal.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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And what a nickname. Because by the way, nobody's ever in their life been less bad than my friend Alicia. Like she's the least bad ever. She's bad to the bone. Bad to the bone. I love that song.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Are you ready for our next story? Hopefully it's some more footwear news. No, it is more Wicked news because Ari is tearing up while addressing the, quote, dangerous comments about her weight. So in a new interview, Wicked, you know, the usual, the press tour works, her and Cynthia sitting down.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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She was asked by a French reporter how she copes with society's beauty standards and the overwhelming pressure women feel to always look perfect. The pop star was immediately overcome with emotion. Shocker. She said, my goodness, I'm not gonna. She let out trying not to cry. Good question. I've seen a lot of clips of them crying on this press tour. And at this point, like, whatever, I'll allow it.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I just wish they would stop. Stop talking. No, no. Stop trying to not cry. Like just the tears are coming. Let them flow. Stop acting like you're shocked that this is happening. Just like let it. I was watching her on Zach. Like every clip I watch, they're like, oh my God. Oh, they're here. Just let them out. Like, yeah.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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And especially this is probably one of the more sensitive conversations they're going to have. Like, just let the tears fall. Bruno farted.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Bruno farted. I don't even smell it. Claudia. Oh, never mind. And he seriously didn't even move a muscle. He's still asleep. Like that is the level of unbothered I aim to be, especially my pregnancy, like where all these things are happening to my body.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Oh my God. And also just reminds me of her song.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Right now I'm in a state of mind. I want to be in it all the time.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Ain't got no tears left to cry. Incorrect. That's such a good song. Have you ever heard the Camila Cabello demo of that? I feel like we talk about this all the time.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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No, I haven't. Are you sure it's that song?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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He mocks me with like how prepared I am. The fact that I insist, I don't pre-board obviously, but the second my boarding group is eligible, like I'm the first bitch on that line. I take it really seriously for a multitude of reasons. One, I'm like very anal. Yes, too. I want to make sure I have enough overhead bin space because I never check a bag. But I'm a very anal flyer and he's so lax.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Ari doesn't write her own music? Is that what you're saying?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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That was like a demo that went around the music industry that like a lot of the pop swirlies either sampled or thought about putting on. Like a lot of them recorded. I believe Bebe Rexha also has a version out there. And Ari was the one. I don't know if there was like a battle over it or nobody wanted it. And Ari took it. I don't know how it worked.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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But there are versions of that song recorded by other artists, which is just interesting.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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That is interesting. So she said when asked about the pressure and the standards, she said, my goodness, I'm not gonna. Good question. Then she was confronted by Cynthia, who joined her for the sit down. She said.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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i've been kind of doing this in front of the public and kind of been a specimen in a petri dish really since i was 16 or 17 so i've heard it all i've heard every version of it of what's wrong with me and then you fix it and then it's wrong for different reasons but that's everything from even just the simplest thing your appearance you know she explained that it's hard to protect yourself from that noise and you're young and you're hearing all kinds of things she said i think that it's something that is uncomfortable no matter what scale you're experiencing on even if you go to thanksgiving and someone's granny says oh my god you look skinnier what happened or you look heavier what happened

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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She emphasized that being on the receiving end of those comments, regardless of who you are, is horrible. She said, I think in today's society, there's a comfortability that we shouldn't have at all commenting on others' looks, appearances, what they think is going on behind the scenes, or health, or how they present themselves.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Right, because the overwhelming consensus with Ari is no one say she looks bad. Like, they're just like... It is coming from a place of concern because she is so thin. Although I think people think that it's like a new thinness. And if you look back, she really has been at this weight for like last like three, four years. It is a low weight. It's small.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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And I don't know where I land on this or where we as a society landed on this. Like you probably should never be talking about anyone's body because you would certainly never say like, wow, that person's huge. Like you wouldn't say the opposite. So one shouldn't be okay and the other shouldn't.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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But if you are coming from a, like a triplet, sometimes somebody, you know, losing a drastic amount of weight is like a health issue or they're going through like people in abusive relationships, like drop weight. Like it can be an indicator. It can also be nothing.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Right. Sometimes someone's always been small and they've actually, they gained weight at a time and then they're back to their original weight and you're like, wait, why are you so thin? And they're like, oh, I've actually always been like this. There's always a million things going on. I've seen a lot of stuff about her and Cynthia. Dropping a lot of weight. Yeah.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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And I keep seeing these comparison photos. They're like pictures of them before Wicked and pictures of them after. And they use these photos from like the Olympic ceremony opening that they went to. And like the lighting is hard. It's seriously poot level. Yeah. And like stop using that one fucking picture on that ugly bad day with the overcast lighting.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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They look bad and ghostly. That's not. They look beautiful in the movie.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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People are like what happened on that set?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they chose a picture in like perfect lighting before. They both look malnourished. And then in the second, they look like they've had their souls sucked out of their bodies. They look like Voldemort. Like, it's just a bad picture. It's a poop moment. Yeah.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Chalk it up to a poop moment.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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They look beautiful on the press tour. They look beautiful in the movie.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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They look fine. They look healthy.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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They're grown women. They obviously like the way that they look. Leave them alone.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Yeah. And then you also have to think about like what sort of issues they both have. just being a woman in the industry, like people always being talked about your body. So like, why don't we just leave everyone alone? Okay.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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He wouldn't mind being the last person on the flight. Like gate checking. Okay. To me, gate checking is like Armageddon. It's the worst thing that could ever happen to me. For Ben, it's like free checked bag. Like he's so crazy. So I missed his flight. He didn't want to tell me because he makes fun of me all the time. Meanwhile, have I ever missed a flight in my entire fucking life? Yeah.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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And it's a really good place to start.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I really do feel like as a society, we've stopped doing that. Like people don't talk like back in the day, the way they used to talk about cover of every magazine, like Jessica Simpson in those jeans, like it's, Such crazy things. And I feel like we've mostly moved past that. So it does feel like a bit of a regression here.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Yeah. And it must be really annoying to see. Yeah. But do you remember like a time when all the it girlies like Lindsay, Paris, Nicole were like emaciated and like skeletal. Yeah. And they would be on the cover of every magazine like with their bones out. That was so crazy. Yeah. Like that's what we used to grow up in the supermarket. Like that's what we would say.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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That was just like, that was also the look.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Like it was in fashion.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Like the looks change. But like regardless, just everyone's on their own journey. Leave them alone. She's obviously like very happy. It's true.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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And she looks like a person who's like. And she likes how she looks. Must be nice.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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You know, they say like nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I was just having this conversation with someone. And I've thought about that phrase a lot. Because I used to like. I used to be very anti that phrase, but that was because I had never been skinny. Then I became skinny and I actually do believe like being in control of your body like is just as good as a donut. Like maybe not one is better than the other, but they both have extraordinary merit.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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You couldn't say which one's better?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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The donut is fleeting.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Yeah. I guess I would say like feeling healthy, feeling good, being in control of your weight. It feels better literally than, and then anything could possibly taste. I can attribute that. And there are some, I've eaten some delicious things.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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But also like if you're in control of your body, like you should, you are able to eat those things. Like you can have both. You can actually have things that taste as good as skinny feels and be skinny.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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To a degree, of course. You can have it for every meal, but like that's part of like a healthy balance. Like you can have a donut. A little treat. Yeah. A sweet treat. I just had like five sweet treats. I went through Jackie's Halloween candy. It was so good. I fucking worth it. We needed a sugar boost.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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We needed a boost before, before this episode, we were kind of like crashing that, you know, one o'clock crash.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Are you ready for our next story? What number? Three. Yes. Kind of surprising news.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Amber Heard is expecting baby number two. She's delighted both for herself and her daughter, Una Page, who is three and a half. Now, I have a lot of thoughts, but let me just share the deets. Yeah, because Elon totally donated his seed. Of course, to have a sister or brother for Una, his other child. And for ex.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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yeah but like a step sibling for our working theory and i think a lot of people's theory and nobody's dispelling it nobody's talking about it because it's like you know not our business and i can recognize that but i'm curious uh amber heard has a three and a half year old daughter nobody knows who the father after her relationship with johnny depp so that is also when she dated elon nobody knows who the father is um there is space for it to have been

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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No. So I don't know where he is. I think he's on his way. Ben is supposed to be spending the weekend with us here too. But it did feel good. Like obviously I wasn't happy that my husband missed his flight, but it felt really good to...

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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You know how much he loves procreating. It's like one of his favorite hobbies. There also were a lot of rumors, and it did kind of make sense that he was helping her financially a lot during her trial with Johnny Depp because, you know, that was like, lawyers like that for a case, that's millions and millions of dollars. And she actually said on trial she has...

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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very little work these days because of the whole Johnny Depp thing. So I believe that these two are definitely incommunicado. I feel like they are like friendly exes. And I could totally see her having either gotten pregnant or literally asking him for help. And then she wanted another one. So where do you go? Of course to Una's dad.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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And she's like living abroad now.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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I don't know if she's really working. Like I do feel like Elon is footing the bill for Amber and his child. And then she wants another kid. And like he loves donating sperm and procreating. Like, I would need someone to seriously tell me the truth in order for me to stop believing this.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Because this makes sense to me. There are a couple mysteries in Hollywood when it comes to paternity. January Jones, there's rumors that it's Bobby Flay. Is her dad? Is her baby daddy. Of course, Mindy Keeling. People think it's BJ Novak. We have no confirmation. All those are really rumors.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Don't even conflate Mindy and BJ with this seriously story. certifiably true rumor.

The Toast

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Because there's not a better alternative. Before we continue, this is just my quarterly check-in to see if Amber Heard still follows me on social media. She follows 54 people, and I am one of them. All throughout the trial, I don't know why.

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Well, now she's going to, like, love being pregnant with you.

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Oh, my God, my pregnant sister. Have we ever DMed? Oh, my God, we have.

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You should, like, DM her and be like, I'm so happy for you.

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Oh my God. I responded to one of her stories in 2018. And then in 2019, she responded to one of my stories. Killing the game, babe. I don't even know what I was referring to.

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You were killing the game.

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She said that to me.

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You were killing the game. I could see her talking like that. I know that you were.

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And I was like, and I'm so obnoxious. I'm like, oh my God, stop. I look so ugly. Like I, could I be like more down on myself? Seriously. Okay. We haven't spoken since 2019, but I always check to see if she still follows me.

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And she does. And that's major. It is. A spokesperson for her, for her. It's still quite early in the pregnancy, so you'll appreciate that we do not want to go into too much detail at this stage. Suffice to say that Amber is delighted for both herself and Una Paige. Una.

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Una, Una, Una. Lena, Una, Una. That's nice.

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I know I'm right but like for it to be so obvious to him like think of all the times you've literally every time we travel we fight because he's like we just sit in the lounge a little bit longer no no it feels good to have a lesson learned in the hard way yeah and I don't have to be there for it you know it's by the way it's someone who'll never first get stagecoach of 2019 when our whole family went to stagecoach together I don't know why I can't say stagecoach

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Yeah. I feel like she's so done. She is so dumb. Like with everyone and everything, even the country. Like she's just living her best life. Like I'm surprised we even knew this. That's how off the grid I feel she is.

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Yeah. I just, I like my version of events. Definitely. Regardless, it seems like this is like a happy next chapter for her.

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It's good. It's good.

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Go forth and prosper. And multiply. And multiply.

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Be fruitful and multiply.

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Before you dive into the next story, let me just let you know that today's episode is brought to you by Prolon. Did you know that there's a nutrition plan that doesn't just help you lose weight, but actually has been shown to lower your biological age score? It's called Prolon by El Nutra, and here's the craziest part. It's a fast, but it does include food.

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So, full disclosure, I'm sure like many of you, Very, you know, trepidatious of a diet that includes fasting because the thought of not eating for an extended period of time really sounds horrible. But Prolon by El Nutra is a fast with food and it'll make you rethink everything.

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And that's, I think, kind of magical how they've tricked your body into thinking that it's fasting. So you're getting all the benefits, but you're able to have a snack. So it's really unlike anything you'll ever experience. And right now they're offering toast listeners 15% off their five-day nutrition program. Only when you go to ProlonLife.com slash toast, that's P-R-O-L-O-N, life, L-I-F-E,

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The thing about Stagecoach, there is one flight a day from New York to Palm Springs.

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I think I will tell you a little bit about By Heart Baby Formula because this episode is sponsored by By Heart. By Heart is an infant formula company that's on a mission to make the best formula in the world. Why don't more infant formula brands use the latest breast milk science? Why don't they use more organic grass-fed whole milk instead of skim? Why don't more use certified clean ingredients?

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It's so hard to get to. And we were all going together in the car. We're all loaded up in the SUV and we're meeting at Claudia and Ben's apartment because they live closest to the airport, whatever. And we're all in the car, bags are packed, and Ben's not out of the apartment yet, and he's in the shower.

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And I feel so much better that you did one of the ads. I'm out of breath.

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our next story i'm just going to preface this by saying i don't understand it okay so i'm going to share what i'm reading okay i'm letting you know that i can't process the words that i'm reading maybe i can yeah maybe you can i do speak multiple languages hawk to a creator is being criticized for her meme coin launch after the price crashes so hayley welch the 22 year old woman who achieved internet fame this summer for her viral hawk to a tiktok video you guys we all know her

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She's affectionately called Hawk Tua. She launched her own meme coin in her latest career move only for its value to plummet almost immediately. So I also can't tell what part of these articles are just like anti-Hawk Tua slant. And I feel like there's a lot of that. So I need you to help me sift through. No, but like what you just said is all facts. They said they called it bizarre.

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I took that out. I think it's bizarre.

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first of all latest bizarre career move as if she has a lot of bizarre well that's wrong she actually doesn't she spends like literally every dollar she makes on animal rescuing she's actually a really the more i know about her the more i actually really like her the reason why i'm really reticent to like go all in like hawk to a fucked up is because like i actually like trust talk to and i just i feel like she's being misrepresented okay i don't know if i trust talk to well but let me say there i think two things can be true here one it's a it's a bizarre move like and

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Upstairs. And not only was it, like, such a stressful time, but we also had a treacherous journey to the airport. We, like, took side streets. It was so much traffic. So much traffic. So Ben's in the front seat, like, knowing everybody in the back of the car wants to kill him.

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I don't really understand, and maybe this is my lack of like a finance degree, how you can like create a coin. But I know that's how crypto works. No, no, no. Doge, like. How the fuck can you create a coin? I guess somebody had to create, you know, Ethereum, like all of the popular ones.

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So she tried to create the next Bitcoin and people are upset because when they bought, it immediately went down in value. So it's like going to the stock market, you buy Disney shares for $50 and the second you buy them, they're worth 10 cents.

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But like why did that happen? Why would Disney go down? Not only that, I feel like if you're.

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That's what doesn't make sense. If you're at a place where you have money to just frivolously spend on Hawk Tua's new coin, that's money that you can lose. And I also think there needs to be a level, this is the second truth I'm holding space for, a level of personal accountability. I am very serious about money. I'm very fiscally conservative. And I like Hawk Tua.

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I don't know if I trust her, but I like her. I would never in my life spend one single dollar on her coin. It's like a new, I don't know if there's success with creator-based coins. I don't know enough about this. Okay, so here are the deets.

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Haley launched the Hawk to a coin, widely seen as a meme coin or a form of cryptocurrency that's typically created for entertainment purposes, on the Solana blockchain on Wednesday evening. Of course she did.

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I mean, who wouldn't do Solana?

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I love the Solana blockchain of all of the blockchains. That's my favorite one. It's a really, really strong one. I don't disagree. That's a good point. Her coin quickly hit a market capitalization of nearly $500 million. What? Before immediately plummeting 95% to $25 million as of Thursday afternoon, according to Dex Screener data.

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yeah so this is where my lack of a finance degree or like a genuine understanding of cryptocurrency limits my ability to do my job yeah and the um the launch appeared to result in big losses for some traders coffeezilla who's a crypto youtube or with more do you know coffeezilla i mean who doesn't um he said in a he said in a tense x space conversation with welch and her team

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And we were all checking luggage, and we got there, and they couldn't guarantee that our luggage would get on the flight. It might have to get on the next one. So the entire time on the plane was... we don't know if our luggage with all of our Luke's has made it onto the plane.

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that the hawk to a rollout was, quote, one of the most miserable, horrible launches I've ever seen. A cruising Welch and her team of insider trading, which they denied. Well, here's the thing. I'm not going to pretend to understand. How do you roll out a coin better than they did?

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Yeah, and the thing is, isn't that how the market works? Like, why is it hawk to his fault that the value went down? Wouldn't the value be predicated on, like, how many people want to buy it? Like, that's not hawk's fault, is it?

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No, I don't think so. And, like, at the end of the day, what the fuck are they buying? Does it have value? That's crypto. Crypto doesn't have value. It's not real. It doesn't exist. But it does. Look at Bitcoin. 100 grand for a coin. Yeah.

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Do we need to be launching Swirlycoin? The thing is, I can't handle another scandal. And if we launch Swirlycoin, I'm sure Codezilla would think that it's... Coffeezilla. Mine's better. Codezilla would think it's insufficient and that it was a bad rollout. I'm not interested in getting the panties of the...

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doge community in a twist yeah also like he hit her with that insider trading like i'm running so far that's an allegation like yeah any sort of business venture that could potentially land us in jail i am so out on you know there are certain things that influencers creators celebrities do i mean how many celebrities endorsed ftx how many celebrities endorsed fire festival

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I want to, you guys know my biggest fucking fear in life is going to jail. Like I wouldn't do, even if they said, turdy, we can guarantee you make $10 million. Do turd coin. No. Because.

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Turd coin. That's what the world needs. My freedom is worth way more than $10 million. If they said a billion for you and your family to get out of jail in a couple of years, I'd think about it for sure.

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Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm going to be dreaming about turd coin. You should, but you can't afford it. I just like need to know what Hawk was trying to do. I feel like Hawk's side of the story is not being told here. She has a podcast.

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Maybe like she's recording right now.

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This is all went down yesterday.

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Yeah. I just, I don't, I can't provide commentary. I can only share these things I'm reading.

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But what you're saying is that you're trusting your faves when it comes to Hawk. A little bit.

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Like a little, I think that I don't understand what she did wrong.

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And it's like, if it hasn't, and we have to go back to the Palm Beach airport tomorrow to get our luggage, but we have one day without anything very stressful. Thankfully our luggage did make it, but I just want to say, so I can attest to the fact that Ben is not a timely traveler.

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She hasn't given us a reason to think that she's like a criminal inside trader.

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Like I don't understand what she did wrong. She said, I'm launching Hawk coin and people bought it and then it dropped. I don't know why they bought it and I don't know why it dropped and why it's Hawk's fault.

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i think that like there needs to be accountability for people who buy things that can increase and decrease in value like okay and so the thing you bought decreased that's not the fault of the thing you bought it like where's the personal accountability and invest romeo yeah in investing i agree now how's your dogecoin doing oh is that time of the year where i check uh how upsettingly like you should have bought one bitcoin and you'd have 100 when i was like first thinking about doing

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Crypto, Doge was, I mean Doge, Bitcoin was still 60K. It's more now. Okay, I actually have a little bit of Ethereum. And oh my God, I've made $300. Oh my God, look at me. When did I buy Ethereum? That's so weird.

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You're making your money work for you.

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Oh my God. And then I also have Doge and I have made three one hundredths of a cent, 0.0035 cents.

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And I don't know how you would like make more or less.

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There was a time when I had like $300 surplus in Doge. That was the time to sell. That was the time to sell.

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But yes, I. Did you see how like Dave Portnoy, he had like owned a bunch of Bitcoin and then he did an episode with the Winklevoss twins and they like confused him so much that he got nervous and sold all his Bitcoin and now it's what it is. Yikes. Yikes.

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I can't believe I own Ethereum. Can we just go back to that? Ben must have like told me to do it and like I put like $5 in.

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What do you mean you can't believe you own Ethereum? Am I supposed to be, what is that?

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You don't know Ethereum?

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No, I don't know Ethereum.

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It's like after Bitcoin, the most popular coin. Oh, okay. And people say, you know, Ethereum to the moon. That's what they say.

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And what about PepeCoin? Do you know about that? Peppa the pig? There's PepeCoin here, another meme coin. Also here, meme coins though are considered highly volatile and risky by crypto investors as they are dependent on social media trends. Like- Of course, yeah. If you are putting your money behind PepeCoin-

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By the way, this is really interesting. You know, I have a little bit of money in Robinhood, like not a lot. And I invest in like, you know, Apple, Disney, like lame, boring things. Do you have Tesla? I did at one point. Do I still? Will you hold on to it? No, I don't. I should have. A couple of... So over my all-time investments, I have made $660.

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And what's crazy is that... Claudia, that's not good. 300 of it comes from Ethereum. So half of my earnings.

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So then he called me like 20 minutes later. He's like in the airport, you know,

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Your portfolio stinks. I know, but I don't monitor it. Would you put in $10, the free $10 that they give you? No, don't be rude. I like put in like that much. And you've made $600.

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Yeah. That's not good. It's not? No. Yeah. Well, at one point it was higher. I don't know. Everything's green on my app today. So it looks good. Look, look how much green. Everything's up. You sound like a fool. I sound like a fool. Yeah. It's green.

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Well, speak for yourself. I did. I woke up this morning and I said, screw sisterhood.

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The charts could be going down, but if they're colored green, it's a good time.

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floundering doing wasting time and like his day and I would have felt bad for him except like you said it was a lesson that really needed to be learned but the day just like kept coming for him he's like I went to Starbucks I bought myself like one of those spinach feta egg white wrap things I put it in a bag and I'm walking through the airport and the bag has a huge hole at the bottom of it and like my breakfast spills out onto the floor I'm like of course I have sympathy you know when you have those days like nothing go right and then your breakfast hits the floor seriously I was so glad like it it was important the bag was a paid actor

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Green is good. Green is up.

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Anyways, Hailey, I look forward to hearing more, and I'm going to give you space. Oh, of course.

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I'm giving space and grace.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story? For actually you. Our fifth and final story is for you.

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Our big Harry Potter fan. Harry Potter HBO series will film in summer 2025 after 32,000 kids auditioned for the lead role. Oh, that's interesting. Because before you said that fact, I said DNPM.

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It's not Best Monster. Like, who gives a fuck? Sorry, lead roles. Because there's like multiple kids in the lead role. So Warner Brothers. I mean, who seriously wouldn't want to be like Daniel Radcliffe? Like, he never has to work.

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He's a billionaire. But do you think that the series is going to do what the movie did? Could it possibly? No, but people who are like small minded think that it will. Yeah, so during a presentation at Warner Brothers Discovery's headquarters in London on Thursday, the showrunner and director revealed that the show had auditioned 32,000 kids for the lead roles.

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That just seems unnecessary for like one casting director to meet 32,000 kids. A lot of tape. The casting team is currently reviewing between 500 and 1,000 audition tapes per day with the intent to watch every single one. Though he affirmed that they haven't made any choices in regards to casting yet, he said the next step will be to workshop with some of their shortlisted candidates in January.

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So they still don't have a lead? They're still watching tapes is what they're saying. Um, I hope they pick like all unknowns because now it's like, well, then you watch these tapes for nothing. If you're just going to pick the person from over there.

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I actually think like being a casting director is a job I'm so unqualified for. I have no imagination. Like if you're not exactly what I'm picturing in my head, like I can't see you because when people get cast for things, I'm always like, that sucks. And it ends up being good. You know, like I think that that's a job I wouldn't do very well.

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I actually think I'd be okay. I think I could see it.

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You think you have vision? Yeah, I think you do too. Big vision.

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Yeah. Um, But yeah, I would say overall, like this story isn't full of mustard.

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We don't need to like talk about it more if you don't want. Like I'm okay to like kind of rap.

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Do you have anyone like in mind for?

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No, I don't even know what the prequel is about. But I do know this will probably be the thing because I guess J.K. Rowling gets a piece of this, of course, right?

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Is it a prequel? No, I think it's just a series. I think they're just like doing it again. Oh, oh, the same story. It's a series. Well, if it's Harry Potter, like she gets a piece. Let me just confirm that.

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And we were just talking about how she's close to billionaire status again after becoming a billionaire and giving away all of her money. So she was at 800 million the last time I checked, and this new franchise could bring her over the edge, and then she could give the billions away again.

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Yeah. It really seems like it's the same as the books, just new. Coombs afresh. Just in time for me to have watched all the old crap. Right. Now you're going to miss, like, the Yossified Harry Potter on HBO Max.

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Oh, yeah. They're going to do what they did, like, with Pretty Little Liars. Like, make it, like, new age. Everybody, like, has cell phones and, like, blue hair. And, like, Botox and big lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love. Um... Well, I would say that with the exception of the fifth story, those definitely pass muster. I enjoyed all of them. You sold it poorly.

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I think it's good when I set the bar low.

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You know, you really were expecting the worst.

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It's good when you set the Lisa bar low.

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DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

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Yeah. When I set the Lisa bar low and now we have to go enjoy our weekend before our big show on Sunday.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

2998.323

We're so excited to see you guys.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

2999.724

I love that Gwyneth Paltrow meme. That's like, okay, I'm off to, it's like me at four 30 when the sun goes down. Okay. That's it for me.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

3008.735

um but we are so excited to see all the swirlies who are coming in traveling oh my gosh we have such a swirl like what's the most swirlified place in town that would be the hard rock seminal casino in fort lauderdale broward we haven't done a live show in so long this is our last of the year probably our last for a really long time for a really given my physical state like yeah um jackie and i like tbd might be wearing matching dresses i would love that yeah tap shoes

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

3033.314

Let's go get some tap shoes.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

3034.554

Let's go to like a studio and choreograph a tap dance that we could like open the show with.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

3039.896

Hear the sound of marching feet on the avenue. I'm taking you to 42nd Street. Oh my God, like a remix. Guys, love you so much. And we'll see you on Sunday. If we don't, we'll see you on Monday. Love ya. Bye.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

308.863

It was important that he experienced this completely on his own. Like he couldn't blame anyone. He can't blame you. Like he set his own alarm. Because I wake up, we're going to the airport. Okay, let's say our flight's at 8. I'm like, let's wake up at 5.30. We'll leave here at 6. He thinks that's so crazy. I would love to know what time he woke up. Right. You know? Right.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

31.56

Literally never done that. We had work stuff this morning, which pushed us back to record late, which was a choice.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

323.775

Because I feel so validated. And my measures are definitely extreme. But better safe than sorry, of course. Better safe than sorry. So yes, was there 30 minutes that we had nothing to do in the airport and we could have slept? Technically. Did we miss our flight? Did he? Yes. He did. So I just feel good. And it's a win for naggy bitch wives everywhere, honestly. It really is.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

344.348

I think there are relationships where the, not a lot, but sometimes like the man is the more anal one about flying. But usually it's like the women. Timely. Check on the getting to the gate, making sure your gate exists before you even get a snack at the airport. So this was a win for us, ladies.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

359.518

Yeah, you have to make sure your gate exists. I guess I am like the more anal one in our relationship because Zach is such a late person. Yeah, he's slow. Perpetually late, slow. Seriously, it pains me. But I don't identify as like being, like I'm not crazy about it, but.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

37.905

But like to act like we actually have had a leash in the morning when we're seriously broke down. So true. We're so broke down. We couldn't do video even though we maybe should have because we look actually really cute. We're matching.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

374.59

I feel like I'm like so crazy that actually my normal, what I think is normal is actually what other people would consider crazy.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

380.168

Now I've gotten to a point in my life when I get home from work, my husband says like, what did you tell everyone about me today? And so I think he could probably guess that I would have told this story, but I know the toasters are gonna DM him being like, so glad you missed your flight. He's gonna be like, what did you say?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

396.773

And he wanted me to tell everyone, and I forgot to, so this is an important time, that the last couple of days, he has brushed his teeth at night because I like railed on him for not brushing his teeth at night. And he's like, people are gonna think I'm disgusting. I'm like, good, then no one will wanna come near you.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

410.137

Um, but he did want me to let everyone know, like he's working on it and he's really, he, it was important for him to say this. And I agree. He's a very clean hygienically, like his body and not like, you know, his laundry, but like he showers at least twice a day. Like he's very, he's not a dirty person. So he doesn't smell. He wants everyone to know that.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

425.222

And he has been brushing his teeth twice a day.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

426.843

That's so great. And this is what happens when you bring back shame.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

430.125

People start acting right. Oh, I don't want people to think I don't brush my teeth. So let me brush my teeth so I can let them know. Right. Right.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

436.99

So feel free to send Ben hate mail. No, I'm kidding.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

441.013

But Ben... No, please don't. Because then we can't have the fun that we have.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

444.376

Just knowing that it might reach him. That's no fun.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

446.437

Yeah, don't tell him. Because then things like this might not happen anymore.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

449.399

Yeah. Like... It's just never the same. Like when you get a message, they were talking about your spinach on the floor and they're glad you missed your flight. Like it just doesn't hit the same.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

457.502

As having the conversation.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

459.463

And like Ben took a huge financial hit too to get on another flight because the next flight was at 7 p.m. And he was like, no, so we had to buy another ticket. So like him just being hit, like, you know, breakfast, finances, like it's a really, really well-rounded punishment. And I'm glad about it. And I was supposed to do good guys today. Yes. Jackie was recording good guys.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

475.349

They've been talking about it. They're so excited. And now it had to be postponed a couple of days.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

479.23

so you could blame that on ben too if we're making a list if you were really excited to hear me i'm good guys which i was i wonder what i love going on other people's podcasts because then like the burden is on them you have to do no work to like you know think about what they want to talk to me about like what do they want to talk to me about i feel like you and josh always end up just like going into parent because that's exactly josh is like a really hands-on dad yeah um so i feel like we talk about like the culture for kids like what the kids are watching playing doing for sure it's

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

48.313

We're in pajamas. But today's episode is audio only. So if you're searching YouTube, I apologize. But not only do we look disgusting. In a very cute sort of way. But we also have Gizno on Sunday. And, like, I kind of need to preserve my on-camera flair and, like, my glamorous celebrity je ne sais quoi for the swirlies coming to see us Sunday at the Hard Rock Live Seminole Fort Lauderdale.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

504.614

Yeah, and then Ben now can participate a little bit. So it'll be interesting to see how the pregnancy announcement will impact the dynamic of the Good Guys plus Jax.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

511.883

Oh, for sure. Everybody's on the edge of their seats. Everybody's on the edge of their seats. Speaking of podcasts, the Redheads dropped yesterday. Like all the drama, will it drop on the first Thursday of the month? Will it not? I actually surprised myself and I got it up on the first Thursday and- Such a great episode.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

525.659

Let me tell you the book, like you don't have to read it if you don't think you would like it, but you should listen to the episode because it was so fucking funny. And we ranked our top three books of the year. The official Redheads ranking editor's choice.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

535.929

Is that your top three books of the year that were read on the Redheads or all books?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

539.232

So because this year, very few of us read books outside of the Redheads. We only did Redheads. Are you doing your bracket again?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

545.578

tip that's that's redheads madness but typically in march we supposed to okay but typically we do top three redheads books of the year and top three general general but we didn't read enough general this year to be able to do two separate lists so it was just redheads got it i actually made a big dent in my redheads book god of the woods i've been like slow reading it but i had a flight yesterday so i i blew through i would say like 10 or 15 percent you know i was being slow and it's a long book and like i kept taking breaks um and i'm enjoying it okay good so it's good yeah

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

575.862

Should we dive in? The episode is delayed enough. Let's just keep dilly-dallying.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

579.665

Oh, sure. Dive into what's going to be... Yesterday's stories were stronger than expected.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

585.45

That's how you describe the stories. Describe these for me. RNG. Really not good.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

595.558

DNPM. deez nuts if you can guess this if you can guess this like we actually can hang up our hats and like retire okay by the way if i guess it let's end the episode right here like okay that's so no if you guess it read all the ads and then we'll end the episode okay hold on i need to seriously just write down dnpm i'm never gonna like i have not even a clue one of these letters

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

620.336

Put yourself in my shoes. Yeah. What was I saying about the stories before we recorded? How do I speak? And that's all I'm going to leave it at.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

632.967

I have no idea. DNPM, it looks like when a company goes public and they have like a... Love their ticker. Yeah, yeah. DNPM. This do not... Pass muster. I got it. Oh my God. We have to end the episode.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

651.495

We have to end the episode.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

652.796

It will be our shortest episode. It'll be 11 minutes.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

654.736

Yeah, it's like 15 minutes.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

657.057

Oh my God. That is so funny. Guys, sound off in the comments. Did you guess that when Jackie said it? Because it is top of mind for everyone.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

665.505

These stories do not pass muster.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

667.727

Okay, well, with a glowing review like that, here are the Fast Five stories that do not pass muster. They are brought to you by Built Rewards. PSA for anybody who pays rent. If you haven't heard of Built, you will thank me after today's episode. Earning points on rent is now a reality.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

683.832

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The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

69.601

It has, like, a thousand names. Yeah, I know. Hard Rock Live Seminole Hollywood Casino.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

699.306

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The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

710.493

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The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

73.762

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The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

731.372

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The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

746.176

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The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

75.722

Fort Lauderdale. Like, I don't even know. No, it's Hollywood.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

766.168

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The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

779.893

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The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

78.462

Hollywood Fort Lauderdale. Florida. Florida.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

794.646

Plus, they're made with fabric that's so soft you will not want to take it off. They're perfect underneath cozy winter sweaters. And for their shapewear, they use targeted compression technology so you no longer have to feel like you're suffocating while wearing effective shapewear.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

806.357

I think we all have a story like mine being in a country club wedding and like literally taking my girdle off and throwing it in the garbage because I was so uncomfortable. Like actually make you physically sick. Um, and they have like the technology down to a science. Like it targets certain areas of your body for smooth and really flattering. Like,

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

82.113

comma, what county? USA. Yeah.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

822.699

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The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

839.366

And the shapewear that I really love, one of my favorites, just in case anybody's wondering is the super power short. It's the first product I bought from Honeylove and like the one that made me fall in love with the brand. And I think you'll really enjoy it. As much as one can enjoy shapewear. Today's episode is also brought to you by Wayfair.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

84.396

Broward or Miami-Dade?

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

856.702

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The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

87.145

That's the thing. We don't even know where we're going on Sunday, but we're so excited. So this episode is giving real Friday energy because there's no video and we're just kind of lax. You know, we're in our jammies. We are. We're in matching robes.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

870.675

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The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

883.882

It's actually really shocking because they are really high quality and very beautiful. So there's something for every style and for every home, no matter what your space or budget is. Of course, the holidays can be stressful. Wayfair has got your back. Find everything you need from festive feasts, out of town guests, tree trimmings and gifting all in one place and all within your budget.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

899.406

They offer free and easy delivery, even on the big stuff. And they'll even help you set it up. I've done Wayfair deliveries using their setup service, but also like doing it myself. Most of the stuff that you assemble yourself is not bad at all. But for like the really big things, their customer service is amazing. It was so seamless. Like their shipping is amazing.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

913.776

I think when it comes to furniture, Wayfair is the best in the biz when it comes to getting new things in a timely fashion. You ever order a couch that comes like one year later? It's so crazy. they're really reasonable with their shipping. So set the scene for new holiday memories with Wayfair. Head to Wayfair.com right now to get your home holiday ready. That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R.com. Wayfair.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

934.428

Every style, every home. Or as they say in the commercials, every style, every home.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

938.931

Every style, every home.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

940.091

Right? That's so Kelly in their commercials. I have to tell you something.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

944.042

We're gonna get to a place like... In your pregnancy where you can't do the ad break. Do you hear me? Yeah, you should have heard me try and recap a book, Nine Months Pregnant on the Redheads, where I had to do the whole synopsis of the book. Like, it was seriously painful to listen to.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

956.714

This is the first time I've ever, like, since... finding out I'm pregnant, like really felt inadequate in like, I'm dying over here.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

964.019

We could definitely shake things up. Like maybe we do like you do one, I do the next one. So you have a break. Like we'll figure things out. We're very like, we're good like that. Pregnancy friendly podcast and accessible.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

974.564

It just occurred to me. Did you notice while I was like, that's been happening to me a lot. Like the getting out of breath, doing nothing.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

979.907

No, I spent the time like trying to make muster out of the stories. And I think that I have.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

98.768

Jammas. Yeah, we would be cute for video, but let's just keep talking about how cute we are and how much you guys are missing out. We're already starting with like so many excuses, like so much justification.

The Toast

DNPM: Friday, December 6th, 2024

984.495

You know, pregnancy is interesting. And I've been like overweight most of my life. So not a lot of like the weight gaining stuff or. like the lack of movement has shocked me. This is a state of life I'm, you know, comfortable in. The thing that has shocked me most is I've actually never until recently gotten out of breath while eating. That's really crazy.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

10.261

it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Fridayries. Friday. Friday. Yay. Yay that it's Friday.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1004.12

Yeah. Agreed. As opposed to like four sums.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1013.529

Yeah. That's interesting. I didn't know that about you.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1022.235

Like how he's representing himself to the world.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1048.231

And you're okay with what you see?

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1075.464

He is not an anomaly, that man. He wears his heart on his sleeve.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

111.064

Ready? We're always right here for you.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1111.713

Well, speaking of your toilet paper, let's get into the fast five stories that you need to know.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

116.33

We'll still be putting out more content than the average podcast.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1160.752

So yes, the softness is impeccable. You only want to be putting the softest things on baby's bottom. So it is important. You don't want scratchy. You don't want thin, like you want plush. They're so sensitive. Indulgent. They are sensitive. And they're just, they're coming from the comfort of the womb, right? So you can't just now hit them with a scratch.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1180.62

No, you want the best plushies. What we say, cozy. We love cozy. Cozy. And the Huggies diapers are cozy.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1190.364

Oh my God. It's like, seriously, burn the diapers.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1275.303

Like sometimes I'm itching for a bag and it's so great to take it for a spin on Vivrell because I've had the experience where I've had my fun with it. And I've been like, you know what? I'm satiated. I don't need to buy this bag. But then sometimes I have an experience. I'm like, oh, I need this bag the whole time.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1286.409

And you can keep it for a really long time until that feeling wears off or it inspires you to buy it.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1390.972

Our first story, we've got a lot of music news today, actually, because it's New Music Friday. And Kelly Clarkson dropped a new song. I don't know if you heard it.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1404.781

So there's a lot of news here. She released a song called Where Have You Been? And I listened to it this morning as I was getting ready. It's, of course, Pardulish. But I'm listening to the lyrics and I'm like, oh, Kelly has a new man. Kelly's fallen in love. This song is about like, where have you been? This magical person, this perfect person.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1421.574

Turns out it's actually about Meryl Streep and Martin Short. So she revealed on her Sirius XM show that we didn't know that she had, that the song was inspired by the two iconic actors who both star in Only Murders in the Building. She said, I wrote this song. This is, I've rarely done something like this, but I was watching Only Murders in the Building. It's Martin Short's face.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1440.219

He says to Meryl Streep's character in the show, where have you been?

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1448.005

I think it's a little bit of both because she said he's in awe. And I was like, has there been, has anyone written a song? Because the song is happy because it's like you found something that you thought was almost basically a unicorn and did not exist. She said, I hope you dig it. Kelly, we're digging it for sure. However, I did hope that it meant personal love for you.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1465.439

But she's going the Carrie Underwood storyteller, Taylor Swift folklore route. I'm writing about things that I see out in the world.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1496.503

Yes. Outside of the K-lore conspiracy.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1503.514

But who was another female lover of hers? According to the Gaylor stans, Diana Agron. Oh, right, right, right. Okay, cool, cool. Continue.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1548.823

Yeah. But they'll, they'll latch onto something else.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1553.906

Yeah. I would have loved this to be about like Kelly's personal life. But then I just also that's so revealing and she's in a private era of her life. But I hope that one day she has this feeling.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1582.521

Like, Nashville has plenty of radio shows.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1589.727

Yeah. Yeah. We'll see. We'll see what she does. I think the show is probably the hardest thing to move. And then also, not a story, but today, speaking of Kelly, Rascal Flatts, Backstreet Boys' Rascal Flat song came out today. Did you listen? They did What Hurts the Most. Oh, I didn't. Claudia, my ears were bleeding. The first verse is sung. They made it, like, Backstreet Boys style.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1608.91

The first verse is sung by BSB. And, like, seriously, I was in pain. Thankfully, on the second verse, Gary's angelic voice comes in to save the song. And it actually sounds kind of nice. Oh, my God. Like, Gary's voice with their beats. Because they use, like, pop synth a little bit. Yeah.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1624.642

But they ruined the song. They're trying so hard. And we thought Jonas Brothers and Rascal Flatts was too many cooks in the kitchen. This is eight cooks in the kitchen.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1635.933

No, before I Dare You came out, we're like, that just sounds like a lot of people on a song. Right.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1642.939

Yeah, yeah. No, before it came out, we were expressing concerns. Six people on a song. That's a lot of people on a song. This is eight people on a song.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1673.354

It's not like they ruined a fave like Fast Cars and Freedom.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1680.918

No, so far the album, it's not just like... a shoe in every song has really been different. And, um, some are not hitting for me, but some of the best is Blake Shelton. Mayberry is the best one.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Some are changing my life. So it's mixed bag.

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That would be cute. And I feel like this bodes well for Casey seven. KCA, where are we? It does. New album coming soon, hopefully. I think this is the first single and it sounds beautiful. Her voice is more insane than ever. The songs, I like the beat.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Right, you're waiting for new albums. You didn't listen to the old albums. You've got music waiting for you.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Are you ready for our next story? It's some more music news. We're so musical. I guess it is also Friday, but actually Ed Sheeran made a lot of news this week because he was posting photos. Didn't make news on the toast, but I noticed it. I saw the picture of him and Taylor. Yeah, the jam and the note. He started posting all these throwback photos from his old phone.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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He started an account, Ed's old phone or whatever, and like... shared all these pictures that he found from back in the day. You could even tell from the way the photos were taken, like it was a moment in time.

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I thought nothing of it, especially because his original Instagram is like Teddy Graham, right? So it's like he's got hands in the fire, whatever. He was posting cute pictures, tailored. Who was there? Harry, everyone.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Thank you. Stitcher too. Spotify. And Stitcher.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Because I understand. Like it's a 99, but it's not a 100. Like...

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Stop, the song Old Phone sounds good. Yes, yes it does. It's from his new album Play. I thought the album was called Old Phone. I thought that would also have been really cute. And look, he got us.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, I thought so, too. When I saw it and I heard the teaser for the song, I was like, go, Ed.

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And it's definitely hard to stand out in the pop space like as a boring straight man.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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But like some of the like like is Benson Boone gay? Yeah.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Oh, OK. So good for him, too. But, you know, sometimes when you got a little flair.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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It's true. So the summer is going to be really fun. And I'm excited. You'll be fed. I'm excited to do weekly pop culture episodes because they're literally going to be five hours long.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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But Ed Sheeran's not putting on a dress like Harry Styles.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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All your girlfriends are girls. Like, only dates girls. Like, he just wants to wear a dress. I don't wear the dress.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I wasn't going to say Harry Styles either because, like, he is technically a boring straight man who's making things interesting. But he's not... He's not.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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He's fluid because he wears high heels?

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

1988.841

This is a conversation bigger than us, you know? The Harry Styles relationship.

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And then we could have just like broken it up every hour and at least one every day. But sure.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, ask Chat. I'm sure Chat knows.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

2038.266

Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool. Are you ready for our next story speaking of relationships?

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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New couple news. Southern Charm alum Naomi Alindo is dating Brooks. I'm so glad we're talking about this. I mean, you know, she's dating Brooks Nader's ex-husband, Billy Hare. So Naomi Alindo and Billy Hare.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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And I'm excited for maternity leave. So maternity leave and like Jackie Owen Friends officially starts right after Memorial Day. Tuesday after Memorial Day, I'll be in New York with guest co-hosts. We've got some great people lined up. And then I have people in Florida. And it's really shaping up to be a party month. I'm very excited to put on my Diane Sawyer pants today.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

2062.611

Well, I care about Naomi Olindo deeply as a Southern Charm fan. And, you know, she's no longer on the show, but she dated Craig, and she's a PJ of a woman, and you just want what's best for her. Yes, of course.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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What do you know about him other than Brooks Nader's ex-husband?

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, they were photographed on a pontoon together, like, smiling.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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And, like, when you watch the show, he was, like – Mean. Diet shaming her. Like, it was weird with food. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Weird with food and working out.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I'm not, and I like them so much both separately, so you would think I would be. But, like, no, I think there's just, like, too much that, like...

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Come back to Southern Charm with your mans now.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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And he's a confirmed billionaire?

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Wishing them lots of love. L-O-L. Lots of love. Are you ready for our next story, which is also some new couple news? Is this number four? This is number four. I am. Ice Spice went Instagram official with New York Jet star Sauce Gardner. Okay. Ice Spice is dating a jet while giving a glimpse into her life later. I thought you were going to say Ice Spice is dating a Jew.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

2249.237

Well, I don't know Sauce Gardner. Maybe he's a Jew. Probably not. Gardner's not a Jewish last name. Actually, you do have a friend, Gardner.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

2262.114

Even though this is Garter. Oh, yeah. Olivia does. She subtly made her budding romance with New York Jets cornerback Sauce Garter, Instagram official. Indeed, amid solo shots of herself and a video playing in the snow while wearing a bikini, she shared a mirror selfie with the NFL player.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I've been thinking that a lot about Lil Nas X too. Claudia, would you call him a one hit wonder?

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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know one ice like ice face is actually you do no no no no Claudia I don't ice face is actually that's an insult to Lil Nas X because like he had albums I know he has a lot of fans and people are probably saying to me like how could he be a one-hit wonder he could only be a one-hit wonder because Old Town Road was so big like bigger than the boys a liar do you know that song no I I know for a fact I don't know any ice spice songs and um if no one like told me about ice spice in certain like

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, but you could just maybe watch them. Maybe enjoy them. And you'll be able to, like, backdoor submit questions if you have some for the person. Yeah, yeah. If there's something that you wanted to know.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Okay. Play the number one song.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Can you play a little bit of it? Like, we don't even run ads here.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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We don't run ads on this show on YouTube.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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What do you have next? And if you don't have something next, then you don't have something.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I think that the songs are like good enough.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

2507.867

If Alessia Cara has no fans, where am I?

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I would have listened to anything she put out. I loved every song she put out.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Yeah. Makes you think. Definitely makes you think. Ice and Sauce initially arose suspicions in September when she went to a Jets game. And then they also went to the Vanity Fair Oscars party together. So they've been dating for a while.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Right. Maybe you'll see her at a Jets game. J-E-T-S.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Remote podcast, the usual. The usual. That's what it'll be. I'm very excited. You know, I love change. I love switching it up. She does. I do. I love switching it up. I think it's going to be so great. Coombs afresh.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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No one will know what that song was that I just sang.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

2672.89

Oh, my God. Stop, Cozy Earth. You're going to make us cry.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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They do. Also, Cozy Earth has crib sheets. Get on that. They do? Yeah, and they feel like hour sheets. And actually, I just outfitted Harry's bed in all cozy earth because he loves sleeping in my bed. And he said my blanket is so cozy. Oh, that's sweet. So I got him the same in twin size for his bed. And now his bed is so cozy.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I've tried them. They're amazing.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Thank you, Tert the Obsession.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Our fifth and final story is some almost casting news.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Cause I know they're going to love it. I'm sure there's going to be a lot of balance of like, we miss Claudia.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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It's some A-C-N-A-T-T news. A-C-N at T-N-N. I love that. Kelsey Ballerini reveals she auditioned to play Jennifer Coolidge's assistant on The White Lotus season two, the role that actually went to Haley Lou Richardson.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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That's so funny. After telling Variety recently that she's auditioned for a lot of things and not gotten them, she revealed to people at the Variety Power of Women Nashville event yesterday that she tried out for the role of Tanya's assistant Porsche on season two of The White Lotus, which Haley Lou Richardson eventually landed. She said, I have no shame in my game.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I auditioned for the second season of The White Lotus for the role of

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

2937.223

Yeah. What's meant for you. Not that Kelsey's a hooker. You know what I mean? It's like what Gwyneth was saying. I'm sure you saw that clip, how she auditioned for something like a big role before, like when she was in the,

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

2965.339

Yes definitely but I think for Kelsey it's she'll be okay she's actually yeah she's trying to get into acting now she had said in women's health it's one of the things that I was like run towards the things that scare you which is acting but then she said what if I suck then she said you know what I'll do I'll go put on my glitter and go back on stage that's always going to be home.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I think it's Chase. Everybody... It's the Chase Stokes effect.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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People's desire to take their success and turn it into an acting career is something I will never understand.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I understand, but no, you have to do what's best for you. You have to listen to your body and you need to like give yourself space to embark on this new chapter. Like it's one of, if not, it is the biggest thing that you will do as a human being. So like a couple weeks of clothless toast while we chit chat with some other people, give some people some shine.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I will never understand that. Kim. That's who I'm talking about, primarily.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

3042.899

No, I just don't understand it.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

3052.543

But what about the attention? Like, don't you still, like, you're still you.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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You're still you. I think you would still hear from you, but, like, definitely you'd be working less, not more.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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No, like I don't know that it's like the most amazing quote.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Yeah. Well, that's true. Yeah.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Queenie to start. My queenie of the week is Delaney Rowe, BJ Novak's new girlfriend, influencer extraordinaire, taking her talents from the page to the stage, elevating influencers everywhere, and I'm just really happy for her and her new relationship, and it's queenie-like behavior.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I just want to say, every week, like, you take Queenie and Weenie so seriously. I do. I do. Nobody respects the QW more than you. Yeah. But every week you come with a weenie and not a queenie. I know. Okay, I have my new one. Okay, who's your queenie?

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I could see them being like, actually, Benson Boone dated a man before his girlfriend.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I know. Okay, I shouldn't have said it like that.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Thank you. My weenie of the week, though I don't like to join a pile on, I just have got to say who it is for what she's doing. There's definitely something nefarious going on, even if they did get done dirty by CBS. But it is Jordan Hudson for taking advantage of this poor old man.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, like your spotlight. Like that we've built. That we like, yeah.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Like I know you're like a poor. But I thought that like we both came to the agreement that like she's the villain. The villain.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Yeah. I agree with that, though. If he does have children, where are they?

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Yeah. And they're grown. She could be pushing them. Of course.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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We power with the electricity and like we are like powering the windmills. I'm on the bike. Yeah, on a bicycle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know. Sorry, I shouldn't have said it like that.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Well, even on my Jackie O account, cause like on redheads, it's been updated, but you know, most people now, like the feeds aren't square photos. They're like a little bit rectangular.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I don't have that on Jackie O yet.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I like it. Like I like the change. I'm like waiting for it.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Yeah, yeah. Nobody asks for this. There's always growing pains, but at the end of the day, they're usually doing the right thing.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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That's our show, you guys. That is Happy Fried Dairies. I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend. First weekend in May. Get after it.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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But maybe, maybe they too could shine their light on us.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

385.867

Was it even your preferred flavor?

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

392.449

Speaking of True Food, they followed me on Instagram yesterday. So obviously like something is going on at True Food HQ. Yeah.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Maybe. Or we're just so like embedded with TruFru.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

407.194

I've been down on my TruFru game.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

461.884

No. You should have opened the bag and took one and then continued on your way.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

468.386

She could have plucked it. But then I went to eat from her hand. She was at the grocery store, like holding that carton out.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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It doesn't make a difference, actually. But yeah.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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I understand. Well, shout out to that toaster.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

486.967

No, don't. Don't take food from the street, Claudia.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

500.945

Even though like you could have said, I meant it like that. We are the terse and we are.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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You did a good job, but I was already ready there.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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It will be. I have been reading for the last 24 hours straight, the Lucy score book. And it's so adorable. Like it's totally like Lucy did not flop. Like it's the elk of like, you should read it so far. It's just like really cute. I like the characters. There's funny banter. I chuckled a couple of times. Like that's what you want out of. It's Lucy Lish. Your romance novel.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

53.014

Wow. Not to dampen the mood, though.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

538.145

i'm recording with the girls today and i'm excited to like break down the novel in a book club format because in an analytical way there's not that like much there there but i think it will be fun i think it will be funny and speaking of books did you see me in the press um is that that bitch miley who had a lot to say about me in the press the other day yeah did you see me in the press yeah jackie's hosting what are you doing exactly

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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Not hosting. I'm part of a judging panel for a story contest. The Novelry is running a story contest with a $100,000 prize. This isn't like an ad or anything. And they selected 10 celebrity judges who are like- Who are involved in the literary space. A lot of authors like Carly Fortune- And then like literary influencers like myself and Emma Roberts, Osha Mamet, 10 judges.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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We will be judging the story contest and awarding someone $100,000 for their story. So it's like kind of a big deal. There's never been a prize money this big in the story writing sphere.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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No, it is. It's like, I'm so excited to read all the stories and to share my thoughts and get together with my fellow judges. And I just wanted to shout it out because like, if you're an aspiring writer, girly. Is it over? Like you could still submit. We're judging in October. Like it just started. They just announced it. That's why I was in the press yesterday.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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The platform score, the novelty. It's a, actually a, where you can, like, take writing classes. And they are the ones running the contest. So if you, like, are a writer, get in there.

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The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

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And like I was selected because of being an influential reader, but also being an author myself, the camper and the counselor. I'm the only children's book author on the panel. So I really feel excited about that.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

681.73

I am. We're going to be doing Toast New York episodes together. That's why, like, May is just going to be such a fun month. Like, different every day. Like, I feel like April was very steady. We were here. We were sat. Jackson Claude. Right. May, every day will be different.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

703.482

Oh, speaking of May Day, it's my husband's birthday.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

709.426

So shout out to my husband for being born.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

713.989

My rose is my husband today and every day, but especially today. It's a bigger rose. So we're going to have a really fun weekend celebrating. I feel like this Friday feels less like a part of the week and more like a part of the weekend because I'm just thinking about how we're going to the things we're going to do. We have some fun plans. I actually, like my gift is being installed today for him.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

733.225

I'm really excited. It's a cold plunge. Installed? Oh.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

738.993

It's been in my garage because I like didn't know.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

742.958

how to install it so like the setup is the is the gift like the fact that people have now a cold plunge that is activated because he knows that there's a cold plunge in the garage he does okay and that was like meant to be the gift for him i got him a cold plunge but now for his birthday this year i'm setting we're installing it next year we're gonna put water in it no i got him like seriously a state-of-the-art cold plunge from sun homes where are you gonna put it

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

76.422

It's true. I was just going to sort of like drop you into fabulosity, eyes wide shut. But we could go into it eyes wide open, sure.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

766.733

Um, in my backyard, like obviously in what area you mean, not the living room.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

774.538

Um, you know, like tucked away has to be somewhere where there is waterline and electricity.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

781.982

You don't need shade. And also all areas of the backyard get shade at a different point of the day. So if you want, but it could be nice to be in the sun while you're in the cold punch. It actually could be really nice.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

793.863

No, not if you like get in right at the right time. There's like a temperature. It's state of the art, coach.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

803.826

I think like everybody's going to be coming to my house to use my cold plunge.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

808.147

And that's exciting. And I might plunge a little.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

842.179

Sympathy pangs. Maybe. But I think I kind of like slayed my articulation. Okay.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

851.787

Of course you will. And I'll be the judge of the novelry. Oh, yeah.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

868.011

It is, but I will be a kind and judicious judge.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

89.027

Jackie Owen friends is what we're calling it. I'm Jenna Beshaker. I'll be talking to my friends.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

895.429

No, we're all good on it. However, what could be an interesting development? Is there a world in which the Knicks are in? the finals and you're giving birth and your husband has to choose.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

907.118

Oh, choose. No. Um, but I guess what if he got like courtside tickets to the seventh game of the finals, Nick's championships and you're going into labor. Yeah.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

932.672

Yeah. That's so party. That's like we watched the Super Bowl. Harry was born on Super Bowl Sunday.

The Toast

The Snooper and The Judge: Friday, May 2nd, 2025

951.648

Yeah. So he might be feeling conflicted. Do I watch the birth? Right.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday after such a successful Toast-a-ween. Like, it's giving. We deserve this.

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We earned it. But it's just so weird to have Toast-a-ween like in the middle of the week and then to have another episode. I'm really feeling like for a number of reasons Halloween should fall on a Friday. I know that it's like about the date and not the day. But a Friday Halloween is pargy on so many levels.

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That's hilarious. I think we should invest in this. Like, this is our business. We've got big business. Bless you. Business is booming. Like, you know, if you were an athlete, of course, you're going to get like the greatest physical trainer. No.

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And let me tell you, my coccidinia is getting worse after toast to wean yesterday. Every time I get up off the show, like I move a little slowly. And sometimes if I'm not sitting on the pillow 100 percent correctly, it's like I might as well not be sitting on it. And I felt a pain so deep in my anus. Like I had never felt anything. Like I know my coccidinia is actively getting worse.

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And I need to be more proactive about like protecting my tush.

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Yeah, you do. And as always, I stand with you.

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And as always, I don't feel like you've really been there for me during my coccidinia journey.

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What do you mean? I'm about to get us bespoke pillows.

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We went we went hard. I mean, I got a lot of candy to the candy that I bought for the kids that never came. So I just ate it all myself works. Yeah, I mean, candy's candy no matter where it comes from, but it's a fun part of adulthood to open the door and see the kids with the smiles on their face. Nothing.

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Maybe after the bespoke pillows, I'll feel differently. I don't know. I just don't feel like you've really been there for me.

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I feel like I've been there for you as much as you've let me be there for you. But you know yourself. Like, you push people away. That's what someone would say who hasn't been there for someone, you know? Only someone super fucking crafty.

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It's textbook. Textbook what? Your response. Textbook denial.

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Oh, okay. Well, you know what? I think it's textbook craftiness. And I think we can respect that.

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I think we can respect the run of show. And the run of show, I think it's kind of demanding that we dive into the Fast Five, you know? We don't have all day. We actually do.

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No, I have to vote. I've got to get out the vote.

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I've got to make a plan. What snack are you going to bring? I brought Ritz crackers. Like, I actually did. Maybe a piece of sourdough. Honestly, that's a good one. Wrap it in some tinfoil, toast it up with butter.

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yum-o because I already ate my bar for the day so yum-o I can't bring a bar why is there feels like there's a law in this world that you can't eat more than one bar in a day it's actually such a good call right I think because um like you can't you can't and like you shouldn't really because they're meant to be like meal replacements right and you shouldn't be having three bars for your three meals a day like hiking

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Yeah, I will say like when I first got off Ozempic and I was like so panicked about like gaining weight and everybody was like protein, protein. I was having like three protein shakes and two bars a day. Like it was really nutty. That's not good.

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I'm a bar a day. I do not go above that. And I really feel like bars are like for the morning. I think so too. Well, I think without further ado. Now without further ado-do-do-do-do, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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I know. Well, now I saw so many videos. There are a couple of blocks in the city that are famous for having basically Halloween block parties where

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the people on the block like pay themselves to like throw big parties it's mostly um streets that are like lined with brownstones and townhouses as opposed to like tall skyscraper buildings and they decorate their porches and the stairs and they literally get out to one they put out speakers like I saw all apparently like it was celebrity um filled in the west village like Andy Cohen that crew I saw uh Adriana what's her name

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You are welcome. Our first story, which is always going to be the lead story on November 1st. I don't make the rules. Mariah Carey is awake. No. Oh.

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Celebrity Halloween costumes. So underwhelmed. And I just want to say, I think as a society, we have lost the meaning of the word costume. We've lost the meaning of Halloween. No. No. A costume is something you get dressed into and go somewhere to a party. You go trick-or-treating.

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celebrities and influencers like having these obscenely extravagant costumes put together for a photo shoot and like they do nothing else in that costume right they probably took it weeks ago that does not count no it does not count like seriously who is that for like we don't care you're wasting your time your money and your resources like we need to stop we need to abolish it

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And I think the perfect example is like Kylie, right? She had so many costumes, first of all. Maybe four. Three of them were silly photo shoots like Stop, Barbarella, some Demi Moore movie. She like recreated the poster.

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You didn't leave it. And by the way, she's naked. That's not a costume. That's... Not a costume.

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And then last night she got into a real costume and her and Kendall went to a party. Like that is Halloween. That's a costume. The other two was like you just spending money for fun.

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I just feel like as the audience, like we need to all come together and make our voices heard. And like not one person should like those photos. I want zero likes on those pictures and maybe they'll stop doing it. It's obscene.

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Like I seriously don't understand it. No, it's really- It's boring and it's uninteresting to me. Like-

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it's not, I mean, it's unfortunate that you had to make Kylie the example. Cause like, you know, I would never want to say a crossword about her, but she is among those who are doing this. Okay. You want me to call out someone else? Well then Kim, I mean, to me, the peak of this is like the albino alligator. Kim dressed as an albino alligator for a photo.

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Oh, I didn't realize that that's what that was.

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Yeah, it said in the caption, albino alligator.

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Excuse me? Okay, here's another example. And the Kardashians definitely, I feel like started this trend and now like everybody does it and it's annoying. So I definitely blame them. But it's trickled down. Like I saw, okay, here's a good example. Alex Earl threw like a big Halloween party in LA like all,

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last weekend and actually thought that was smart i feel like she's kind of taking on um like heidi heidi klum because heidi klum's party i feel is like it's dated and did you see her looking like et last night like it was so stupid i did and what's so crazy about her costume is it could have not even been heidi in there right and by the way that's how it's been for the last couple years remember when she was a worm last few years she's been at home yes watching everyone think that she's walking the red carpet and i went last year and it's clearly like a money thing like she has so many sponsors like a brand event

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Irina Shayk Bradley Cooper going together with Anne Hathaway like everyone's out and about West Village is famous for it there's a couple of blocks on the Upper East Side and I was feeling so much FOMO not that I would have gone but like where are my kids yeah yeah that's that's a bummer but the good thing about Toasterween is that like it gets you celebrating Halloween like you had a busing Halloween you dressed up and you can kind of call it on Halloween even if nothing else happens um

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So I actually think like, even though Heidi didn't pass the baton, it feels like that was actually a really smart thing Alex Earl did, I liked. I think that if she continues to do it and like it becomes like an influencer-y type of thing, it could be like, you know, you think of Heidi's Halloween party, the Casamigos Halloween, and Alex Earl. And she had like this very creative costume, whatever.

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And then she also did like a big photo shoot, like where she got this custom box made where her and Braxton were Barbie and Ken. And it was like, they didn't go anywhere in this costume. They just like did a photo shoot. Like why?

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Yeah. But at least I'm being Barbie and Ken. It's not like they had to do like a million, like makeup, sit in here and make up for six hours. That's why the albino alligator to me is the worst offense. She didn't go anywhere. She just took a picture. I can't even imagine how many hours were spent on this.

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No, and then when you see what Kylie actually dressed up as like for fun with her sister on Halloween, it was so cute. That video they made, they were like Isabella and Lizzie from the Lizzie McGuire movie, purple and green matching. Like it's a classic millennial. It reminds us like they're just girls like us. Like they made this cute little singing video.

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Like that, why can't that just be enough?

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Yeah, I also saw Kendall and Hailey Bieber were Simple Life poster. I don't know if they went anywhere, but that is like a fun costume that you can move in and they maybe did something with it. I hope that they did as opposed to just like sit at home and take content.

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I don't know what the right word is for what celebrities do with all these photo shoots. It's like so overindulgent and it's so like gluttonous, if that's the right word.

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Yes, but it's also just a good old-fashioned waste of time. Waste and money. Time is the most precious thing we have. We have. It's so beautiful. How many jobs does Kim Kardashian have? And she's always telling us that she doesn't have enough time, but you have time for six-hour alligator albino?

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Just for a photo on your Instagram, not even like in vogue. That's why we need to use our power.

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zero likes I agree and like seeing all that like I was saying I saw all these pictures of Irina Shayk and Anne Hathaway like they were dressed up as like she was like a tomb raider it was like for their kids it was so sweet like it just was built back to basics I'm like that's nice yeah I have a list of celebrity Halloween costumes we'll let you know who was like just her photo shoot who went out but I actually think one of my favorite Halloween costumes I don't know if she went anywhere but she looked mobile was Elsa Hosk as Princess Diana

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agreed I feel like she didn't go anywhere I feel like she just took a picture but yeah she's wrong for that she like I don't know why no one's great why has really maybe someone's done this before but not in a no I feel like when they do princess Diana they do like the biker shorts and crew neck look She nailed it. She did. She did the revenge dress, like the black off the shoulder dress.

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She looked great. Yeah, she really did. So then we also have Jennifer Garner as Jenna Rink. What do you think about that? The self-reference? I don't mind it.

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And like she did it for a TikTok. At least she like gave us something. It wasn't just like a dumb photo. She like recreated that iconic scene where she's getting ready for, I'm going to a party in a limo. Yeah. And like it was really cute. Yeah that is really cute.

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I love someone who loves like an iconic role of theirs that like means so much to a generation they don't like ignore it and act like they hated that role like she knows how much it means to people and she's always feeding us not in a way that's annoying and like too much so you know what I like it. Then Sabrina got dressed up for her show she did a Playboy bunny and she did Tinkerbell.

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And then you're talking about Carpenter right? Is there another one? Well, because then she did a lot of costumes because I saw two TikToks. She was Sandy from Grease, which is so her. I think the whole show she kept changing into costumes. And then she this one didn't look this looked like what she wore to like hang out with her friends because her friend was Miss Ungermeyer.

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And she was Lizzie when she's like in that fitting and she wears the big igloo dress. Her friend was Miss Ungermeyer.

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Yeah, it was hysterical. That is really funny. Charlie D'Amelio was Black Swan. Adorable. Like that's a real Halloween costume. That's a good reference. Oh, I've seen this a million times. And you know what? I'm finally going to mention it so that she can get the PR that she was hoping for. Lizzo as Ozempic.

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A thousand percent. And Toast to Ween was such a blast yesterday. Like we just have to talk about how I love doing a costume that nobody guessed. Like, and because it's kind of a timeless, it's not a very topical costume. It's just an eternal pop culture reference. So nobody thought we were perhaps going to go into the archives.

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I actually really did not like that. I'm so glad you brought it up because, you know, she is on this weight loss journey, by the way. She looks great. And she's, like, maintaining that she's not on Ozempic. And everyone obviously accuses her of it because if you're losing weight in this day and age, like, it's Ozempic.

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And you've not lost it before. Before.

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And she has said, like, she will take to her grave that she's not on Ozempic. And I actually believe her because I feel like it's happening really slowly.

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Okay, but do you think, like, she's on Manjaro? That's the thing people do, too. They're like, I'm not on Ozempic. It's semi-glutide compound.

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Jackie, literally me. Yeah, like if I took a lie detector test, like I wasn't on Ozempic. I'm on Wigovie. No, I don't think she's lying. Like I really don't. But the thing is, is like, so you're not a part of the community? Like you don't get to make jokes. Like you're not on Ozempic, so get out of here.

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And you know, I was on Ozempic during last Halloween and I dressed up as a skeleton because people were saying I looked like a skeleton. I was like, okay. And so I was in on the joke and I was taking all the heat for being on Ozempic. So I'm allowed to reap the benefits of a costume. It's like, well, you're not. So is my culture a costume to you? I don't think so. That's really funny.

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It actually bothered me. But I'm so protective over Ozempic and when it comes to celebrities and the media that maybe I'm just too close to it.

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And I really feel like in this day and age, if you're someone who's skinnier than they've ever been and... you're on Ozempic. And by the way, like there's literally nothing wrong with that. It's amazing. Like I think of a million people and like they would literally, they have to go on a lie detector. Like there's no way for me to not think you're on Ozempic. And once, yeah.

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If you're skinnier than you've ever been and you, yeah. And it's now in 2024, like you've lost weight, you're on Ozempic.

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I don't believe in like speculating about who's on Ozempic.

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That's what Josh Peck is always saying, is that he lost this huge amount of weight before these drugs were an option for him, and he feels robbed. Yeah. Me too, by the way.

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Yeah. I would have been on Osempic my whole life.

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No, no, but I would have been on Osempic my entire life as maintenance, and then I could have just thought about other stuff for the last 10 years. Yeah, you could have. I could have. Maybe you'd be a billionaire. Maybe I would be a billionaire, but don't worry. One day when I go on Ozempic, it's over for you bitches. Yeah, you keep saying that and then like you didn't go on it, so.

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And I feel like now for Toast to Ween's of the future, like no one really can guess because maybe we'll do something relevant.

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I never said I'm going on it yet. I know, but you keep saying one day. Like when? Oh, in years. Like same time that I get, like when I'm done having children. When you get your tummy tuck. It's for my golden years. Got it, got it, got it. I have to have something to look forward to. Look forward to.

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Breast reduction, tummy tuck, Ozempic.

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When I am 75, it is over. Hooray for you. It's so true.

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Next up, I actually really like this costume. I'm going to give them some credit where it's due. Kelly Ripa and Marcon Suelos as Travis and Kelsey at the U.S. Open. Agreed. Recognizable, cute, on trend. I liked it. Well executed. Yep. I don't need, you know, a little video to show me who they are. Right, right.

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Well, that's what we did with High School Musical too. Like it's always been an option that we could do

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Oh, and then Olivia Coppola and Christian McCaffrey really just went classic college Halloween. They were Dorothy and the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz. So cute. Oh, did you see Kristen Juszczyk slayed?

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Kristen and Kyle Juszczyk were Vinny and Marissa Tomei for my cousin Vinny. Seriously, so good. Slayed. I was jealous. That's such a good costume. If I could pull off a unitard like that, maybe I would have been that in my life, but I could never. I just saw such a good costume.

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Right before this. Oh, shoot. I forget what it was. There weren't a lot of really good celebrity costumes. Yeah, oh, Bethany Frankel was Wonder Woman. So was I. I forgot to tell you guys. That was my family Halloween. We were all superheroes, and I was Wonder Woman. Yeah, you had to say brand safe. She looks much better than me. I'll say that. Oh, that's good.

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famous sisters throughout history and I love that we kept the sibling we almost didn't do siblings this year because we like couldn't really think and I love that we kept doing siblings it was so funny Ben was such a star yeah Ben really makes the episode he is the cherry on top He was so funny. He loves to dress up as a girl. And I was very thankful to him.

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By the way, she's in her golden years, so it's over for you. And she's wearing sexy Wonder Woman. I'm in the neighborhood. Right, right. Trying to be a modest woman. Yeah, it's for the children. Of course, of course. Oh Janelle Monáe also did E.T. There's a couple of Jessica Rabbits so there's some of you know that crossover.

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Yeah but overall uninspiring and I do believe this was the first year that Casamigos did not have their big L.A. Casamigos Halloween party which is where all the celebrities step out in their like best and brightest. Unless it's this weekend. No I had heard that it wasn't happening.

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is that interesting and i guess it would have been last weekend if it were happening because like who's having a party on november 2nd it's christmas christmas it's christmas deck the halls motherfucker even though it's 75 degrees in new york today like it's insane yeah you know what i think it's warmer or at least yesterday it was like warmer in new york than it was here

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it was 81 degrees yesterday 81 i had to walk home from the toast in my stupid costume because i was wearing shorts it was so hot oh my god i never had a chance to change out of my costume yesterday and like till the evening so i'm like running around like a camp counselor it's actually not a bad look no not at all it was quite cozy it was kind of a pargy halloween it was it was a pargy toasterween especially when i took that wig off oh so itchy

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um our next story is something that you've alluded to a number of times now that i haven't taken the bait on but martha it's a story no it's bradley cooper and irena shake oh treating oh sorry i'm so sorry no it's okay i just usually i tell you don't worry we're gonna talk about it but i tried something new this time which was not engaging

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And I was like, oh, she really doesn't care about these three getting together. No, I cared enough to make it a story because I, too, thought it was remarkable for a number of reasons. Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk reunited for Halloween trick-or-treating with their daughter, Leia, who is seven. Anne Hathaway was also spotted with them. So there's a couple things that we have to break down here.

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The co-parenting trick-or-treating, like, that's really sweet of them. Yep. I'm having an Irina Shake renaissance ever since the Victoria's Secret fashion show. The way that she looked for trick-or-treating with her family was seriously gargi-pargi on another level to the point of maybe it was too much.

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I think when you just look like that, it's hard not to be too much. Honestly, it was probably from Spirit Halloween. It wasn't even crazy. I just think when you're that tall, beautiful, thin, gorgeous model that you put on your pajamas and it's too much. Meanwhile, I think Anne Hathaway is wearing elf ears. No, Anne Hathaway was wearing like, it was like a gown to the floor that was like shredded.

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It was maybe like a mummy. I don't know. It was not obvious what she was. I think she's probably something from like The Hobbit. So the co-parenting of it all is so interesting. Although, I mean, they've given us no reason to believe that they're not on good terms. I just feel like they're not, you know? Yeah. I mean, divorce is not great.

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You know, you know, these celebrities conscious uncoupling like they make it work.

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So much money. It's like it's not that contentious, you know?

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Yeah. I feel like Irina like doesn't get that many opportunities to like rub something in his face. And this costume was that. Yeah. A little rub-a-dub-dub.

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Speaking of rubbing in someone's face, did you see upon the news of Giselle being pregnant, being announced, Tom Brady posted like an emo photo like of nature with the song Landslide playing over top?

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And he cleared his whole morning for us. He was here making TikToks, helping move cameras around. Great, great, great. And so, of course, you want to be grateful to that person. But I just know he loved every minute of it that I really don't even feel like I have to say thank you.

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What did you make of that? I think Tom Brady's just like the rest of us. Do you think that was how I'm struggling or just like here's a picture of nature in a song that I like?

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Yeah, I'm like, okay. This always happens where it's, like, things look a certain way. But when you, like, peel it back, like, I could see how he just took a picture of nature and then, like, what's a good song about nature? What's a song about nature? Land slide. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then anything that he posted that day we're going to break down. Yeah. And I actually – I'm going to say –

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Not related. Okay. I don't think Tom Brady takes his feelings to Instagram. I don't even think he would know how to do that. I agree.

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As a man and a man of a certain age and also a certain like level of fame, like you don't do that. We're not posting quote cards.

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45 year old grown man behavior like I'm upset oh let me go cry on Instagram like it doesn't even cross his mind to do so I agree although it just was bizarre timing yes but I think anything that he posted that day we would have looked at it through the lens of he's depressed he's depressed because she's pregnant and he might have found out a week ago what what did he post seven days ago right when do you think he found out

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I think he found out a few days before the news was going to be public.

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Yeah, me too. Because she, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she, like, she would have told him. Okay, back to, sorry, these three. What is the Anne Hathaway connection to either of them? I think maybe it was what you said. Like, they were all on that street.

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West, yeah, I think when you're, like, wealthy and live in the West Village and you're a celebrity, like, you just, that's what I got from, like, Andy Cohen's books. Like, there's, like, a couple of restaurants you always go to. Like, you just know each other. Kind of like, you know, when you live in the suburbs, all the moms know each other.

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Yeah, like how old is Anne Hathaway's son? Maybe he's in school. Right. With their kid. Something like that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like cute celeb tings. Nice to see them having a nice moment. And like I said, I don't know why I feel like they really don't get along. They've never given us any reason to think that.

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Well, because even when they were together, it looked like they didn't get along. And so now they're not.

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Seriously, because that one photo shoot at Wimbledon.

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No, but like there was so much weird stuff. Like even with the Lady Gaga thing.

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star is born moment like she was always like on the fringe like yep i think she honestly did her dirty if i was her i would hate him too yeah i think so even when they were together it didn't look like the happiest couple and now that they've like separated and they have a child between them like seriously i fucking hate you yeah it's no holds barred gloves are off like you suck

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Yeah, you scratch my back, I scratch yours.

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Yeah. Well, nice that they made it work for the kid. Yeah. Well, our next story, number three, is some other exciting child news because it's pregnancy news. Gossip Girls alums as Westwick's new wife is pregnant, Amy Jackson, and not to be like, you know. One of those. I know, but was she pregnant at the wedding? Yes. That's nice. Right?

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I helped him flex that muscle where once a year he dresses like a woman.

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Because you wouldn't announce a pregnancy, like, right when it happens, and they got married, like, a month ago?

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And she appeared to have a bump, although she's so small, I think maybe you have a bump, like, day one.

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Oh, and also, she has had a child before, and you do get a bump... quicker with your second or subsequent children than your first. The first takes a minute. Yeah.

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Interesting. Well, this was a shock. And of course, like I also thought immediately because I'm such a wench. And I just want to say there's literally nothing wrong with being pregnant at your wedding or having a baby before.

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And he helps me with the content. It's a beautiful win-win situation. It is a beautiful win-win situation. Now, I know that you watched the Martha documentary last night. Did you finish it? I did.

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Was she pregnant out of wedlock? I just want to say like, there's literally nothing wrong with that. But of course I thought the same. I feel like that song of Taylor, it's like Sarah's and Hannah's in their Sunday. Yes. No, that's literally us.

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And that's why I had to say like, there's nothing wrong, but also then you just can't drink at your wedding.

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But I guess it depends what your relationship with alcohol is.

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But it's like if they never got married in the last few months, like I wouldn't even like they'd be pregnant. I wouldn't be like, are they married or are they not married? But like it's just because they just got married. Like just this small town Karen comes out.

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Something about a wedding is like so like traditional and religious that like you do think like, you know. But no, that's fabulous. Happy for them. That's fabulous. I am happy for them. I'm happy for them. And I know that hearts are breaking everywhere. Because even when he got married, a marriage is just a marriage, right? Especially in Hollywood. A child is binding. He is binding for life.

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I mean, of course, it's a holiday. And, like, why would we be doing anything else, like, working?

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And I just know that there are actually millions of girls out there who just think that this should be them. And it's not. And I'm sorry. And it's tough to see other people living out your dreams.

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Do you really think that he has millions of girls out there?

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Yes. Like people. die for him also like if i told you how many instagram followers he had like you would be shocked they die for him because they die for chuck bass yes and he really has aged so well like he has 11 million followers like that's crazy how much show how many does chase crawford have That's a good question. I think people die for Ed Westwick more than they die for Chase.

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Yeah, like Nate was really... Okay, this Chase Crawford, who, by the way, there is a Chase Crawford on Instagram who was verified, who has 264 followers. That's insane. And that's what came up for me. Am I blocked by Chase Crawford?

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And we have a story about it. So I think I'll make it the fifth story so that we could go into a recap because I know it just came out also. So maybe you haven't watched it yet without going into our recap right now. Accidentally, I'll just say you should watch it.

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Yeah. I could feel that that's. Yeah, you're right.

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Three million. Okay. Wow. So I'm telling you, there is like a cult following. It's not like he went on to do other big things. Like he had pretty much the same acting and career trajectory as Chase Crawford. There's no reason they shouldn't have similar amounts of followers. But he is like a global heartthrob.

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Wow. And now like with a younger generation watching the show, like they all love Chuck. Interesting. And I would argue that if you go to his Instagram now, like, he's more handsome now, I think, than he even was in the show. And I don't know if you could say that for all the guys. Oh, for all, yeah. Yeah, no, he's aging nicely. Yeah, and, you know, he's about to become a daddy. Mazel Tov.

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Mazel Tov, that's so nice. Are you ready for our next story? Number... Four. Yeah. A Game of Thrones movie is coming. Enough with these people. Like, seriously, all they do is announce projects that never come to be, and the ones that do come to be House of the Dragon stink.

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The project, whose cinematic universe began with the TV series and adaptation of George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire book series, is in the very early stages of development of Warner Bros., According to multiple outlets, because the discussions are just beginning, no actors, writers, directors have been attached to the film.

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I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one in which I never asked to be a part of. I saw a video recently that explained all of the Game of Thrones spinoffs. And what happened to them. And there were seriously, like, 12. A lot of them are still, like, futzing around. In development. A lot of them are not happening. Like, you know, Kit Harington's one.

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That was really, like, kind of pathetic. That was sad. Yeah, yeah. What was that?

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Like a Jon Snow after show? Yeah, Jon Snow spinoff. Like, actually, at this point, I do feel like they're kind of disgracing the legacy of Girl With No Job. Of... Of Game of Thrones with all this like, will they, won't they? And they really need to stop because it's giving curse. Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, in theory, a Game of Thrones movie, and would it be the same? That's what it seems to be. It would be back to Westeros. It would be a loop on the path of King's Road. Oh, they fucking love the King's Road. Like, the things that they do. The King's Road. It's so true. Would be similar to Game of Thrones. Yeah. And I love God.

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I'll just say it was the best piece of content I've seen in my life. I literally would lay my life out on the line for Martha Stewart and the entire nation, namely one James Comey. Oh, Martha Stewart, an apology.

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Of course, no. And maybe, like, directly after. And I would have been down. But now that, like, there have been so many announcements and so many derailments and X and Y and Z. Like, it's giving, like... Messy.

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Yeah. It is giving messy. Like stop trying actually. Like let sleeping dogs lie. The next prequel series is coming out in late 2025. So in a year. It's called A Night of the Seven Kingdoms. Whatever. Like for real. Whatever. Yeah. Now it's just getting into like medieval porn. You know? Like, Game of Thrones was an amazing anomaly, but I don't watch medieval porn. Jackie, it is medieval porn.

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What are those restaurants called where you, like... Medieval Times. Medieval Times, yeah. It's literally, like, porn stars at Medieval Times.

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Yeah. That's how I felt watching House of the Dragon. Like, why am I watching, like, these, like... Medieval crusaders.

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I don't watch shows like this. It was harder to suspend disbelief with House of the Dragon. Like Game of Thrones, they really built this universe.

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And it was like fantastic and anyone could love it. But there are a lot of shows like, you know, set in a similar time period. I don't watch them. Right. No, it was different. Dungeons and Dragons. Right.

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Right. Game of Thrones was different and nothing else they've created since then has been and had that sort of magic. It's true. And I actually need them to stop trying. Okay.

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Well, now we can get into our fifth and final story.

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We all do. And not me because I wasn't even into our recap now. We'll leave it at that. Yeah, and fuck Jim Comey.

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So in honor of that, we have decided to play a little fun game with Too Faced. Since Jackie and I are obsessed with the idea of birthday buddies, and this is a birthday-themed product, we are going to play a little game. So Jackie, I'm going to ask you a list of celebrity birthday twins that you have, and if you would share a birthday party with them, give me a yes or no and your reason why, okay?

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Okay. So if you had to, would you share a birthday party with your birthday twin, Lamar Odom? Yes. Yes. I think, yeah, no explanation needed.

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No, like it would be amazing. I could finally ask him what's going on with keeping up with sports. Maybe Chloe would be there. Yep. I think Chris would definitely be there because she's so supportive. And like then she's at my birthday party.

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I don't know if you know this, but the very famous elder lady June Squibb is also your birthday buddy. And I can't believe we're just learning that. So would you share a birthday party with June Squibb?

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I would share a birthday party with June Squibb because that would really bring this entire thing full circle. Full circle. It's true. You don't know June Squibb? Right. What do you know about June Squibb? And I think it would be really great for you if you could meet June Squibb at my birthday party because you love her so much.

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And you know, I had heard that name before. He's kind of like in the political landscape, right?

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And finally, if asked, would you share a birthday party, a joint party with the icon herself, Sally Fields?

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yes i would do that for ben so that he could ask all of his questions about mrs outfire that's really huge of you yeah really really huge and you know the more the merrier i of course birthday buddies i love them i identify with them they're like a big part of who i am and how i see myself it's true and i would love to meet my fellow birthday buddies so now i have a list of birthday buddies you're gonna ask me okay turn the tables a bit if we will

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Yeah, he's the director of the FBI, so a little bit in the landscape. And I feel like he was like fired or something. And he has his own movie about him. Do you remember that? I think it's called Comey.

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Claudia, would you share a birthday party with Jessica Simpson? I mean, it's a dream. And it's been a dream of mine since I was a child. Like I think that at one point I maybe even had Jessica Simpson on my birthday cake. We like had like a screen printed cake. So of course that would be full circle. That would be a really fun party too. Yeah. And we would play like, you know, all of her top hits.

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It would be huge. Maybe Ashley would be there. Yeah.

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Yeah. Would you share a birthday party with Sofia Vergara?

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No, we have like beef a little bit because she knows that like her ex-man is the love of my life. And like I would obviously have to invite him and that would be like put her in a tough spot. And I really am not interested in having a birthday to share a stage with somebody who's like so much more beautiful and perfect looking than me. So I'm going to kick Sofia Vergara out of here.

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I understand. And I think I would feel the same. Yeah. Would you share a birthday party with Adrienne Grenier? Yeah.

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And we could just, like, enjoy Halloween vibes for three days and then call it a day as opposed to, like, this eight-day weirdness.

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And you know what? I feel like he wouldn't actually be cleaning up the beach. Like, he'd be sitting there, like, watching everything.

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No, now all I really know about him is what he did to Martha Stewart. And let me just say he's on my list. I hate.

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Thank you exclusively at Tertola. Gerfora, yeah. Our fifth and final story that's going to lead in TV recap is Martha. Now, I actually think we should flip the tables and do the recap and then do the story because the story is about the documentary. She's unhappy, right? She has a few details that she would have changed. And so let's talk about the thing as a whole first.

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she's going to be so close to it. So I can say it's like an outsider. I thought it was perfect. And I thought, I don't know if this was the goal of the documentary, but I think that it really puts so much respect on her name for what she built. Like I knew that she had this big media company. I know that Martha Stewart's weddings is still a thing.

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And I know at a certain time, like she was the biggest and the best when it came to like food and cooking and home. But I really didn't know how she like grew up super poor and how she took it from, you know, small and how she was just this type of woman who was good at whatever she did. Like, Oh, I think I'll fuck around and work at Goldman Sachs or whatever the equivalent was.

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Yeah, Comey movie. Oh, it's not coming up. Oh, The Comey Rule. Yeah, he was played by... Jeff, this guy from Dumb and Dumber. No, he looks like Jeff. Daniels.

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And she was crushing it, making a quarter of a million dollars a year. She just has, and I didn't know this about her, she has this charisma and this talent and this energy. And I feel like it really accomplished two things. One, put a lot of respect on what she built. And I don't know if I knew that she, and now I understand that line, the first self-made female billionaire.

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What she did was insane. Taking a company public that was built exclusively on her.

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I did not realize that she was the first female self-made billionaire. Also, really the first influencer, because now there are so many companies that revolve around one person. One person is marketing like their lifestyle, whether it's a New York Stock Exchange.

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type of company or just a big influencer it happens on so many different levels and it's so impressive that it she was the first that it was her idea that is a new business that had never been done before and I feel like we missed Martha Stewart's heyday because by the time she went to prison like we were still not even reading socially conscious right like she was huge in the 90s we were just growing up like we weren't her target audience and I'm sad to have missed it I tried to actually buy her book last night the entertaining one yeah the first one it's like not in print anymore

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But it was really interesting to see how someone, she became like an adjective, Martha Stewart Living, Martha Stewart Magazine, Martha Stewart Media, how someone actually becomes that like tangibly without having like a leg up in this world and how she really like used her skills that she knew to start a business. And that was like her catering business. Her catering business became- a cookbook.

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Her cookbook, she had ideas flowing over, became a magazine. So organic. So organic and like really step by step. No one took a look at her one day and said like, you could be a media empire. It was really her just knowing how much she had to offer.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3195.621

and the documentary was so great because I feel like you really got to know her personality and she's funny she doesn't give a fuck and I also love that they highlighted like there were a lot of rumors at the time during the trial but also before that she was kind of a nightmare and a bitch and like there are they had all this old video footage of like her being kind of stern with people and I love that she didn't apologize for that she was like yeah like I was literally running a billion dollar company and like people were being moronic like yeah sorry I had to talk to people in a stern way like

The Toast

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320.859

Jeff Daniels. Well, like seriously, nobody cares about you. That's why nobody knew about your movie. And what you did to Martha Stewart is a disgrace. And I literally hate you. But we won't get into our recap now. But we won't get into our recap now. We have a fabulous show. We've got stories. We've got Queenie and Weenie. What do we not have? We do not have Deer Toasters.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3219.305

I kind of like that she didn't apologize for that and like no no one would have made a singular comment about like a self-made billionaire man who was like a dick.

The Toast

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3226.59

Yeah who was very exacting in what he wanted and someone said that in the documentary like no one would say this about a man and so and he and the person said like it's cliche to even say that because anytime a woman does something we'd say you don't say this about a man. Right. It's so true.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3238.739

It's so true and I just loved getting to know her personality and it's clear like she's she is who she is and she's always been this way. Like she's known what she wanted from a very young age.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3249.084

And I loved the documentary from the first moment, but really when she told the story about coming home and telling her dad that she got engaged and he slapped her for marrying a Jew and she didn't give a fuck. And she like literally got married and had kids with this guy. I like just queen, queen. But I did not know what she was going to say.

The Toast

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3265.649

I'm like, why did her dad slap her? That was chilling. Chilling. Also, I didn't realize that she was, had spent... So much time close to Judaism in her life.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3275.111

Yeah, no, I mean, her kids are Jewish.

The Toast

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3276.592

Yeah, one kid, right? One kid, yeah, but she has grandkids, too. Oh, yeah, she was upset that they weren't included in the documentary. No, I thought it, like, really painted a really great picture of, like, how Martha Stewart living came to be. And, like, I'm so impressed by her.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3289.034

Like, literally, she's, like, renovating her house, painting her walls, doing her own garden, building her own garden, having chickens. Like, really, it's giving, like... you know, ballerina farm. Yeah. Like I guess to us is a modern day version. Right. But she was also doing like so much content, like so much teaching. That's a word that she used a lot, like so much educating.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3310.089

And what a great resource that was. And also while also I love the Joan Didion piece that they kept quote, I thought that she really, I guess that's why she's Joan Didion, but really put perfectly towards the impact that Martha had. It wasn't about female hobbies. It was about female power. The fact that she could find so much power in domesticity, to me, I find so interesting. I agree.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3333.655

And I love that they... remarked on two things. One that like, yes, her traditional sort of like homemaking business was actually like a huge win for feminism. And then also I thought it was so interesting how really the biggest peak of her career, like when she went public was when she was in like her forties and her fifties, which was so cool to see, but also that like,

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3352.466

because, like, socioeconomically and just, like, what was happening in the culture was that, like, so many of the young women, when Martha was, like, 50, so many of, like, the young women who were getting married were raised by mothers who were thrown into the workforce and never taught them these things, right?

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3365.775

So you think about how, like, so, and Martha learned it from her mom because her mom was, like, a school teacher. And her dad. Made 16 meals a day. Like, very traditional. And then, like, when she was, you know, becoming a mom, They all worked. And that's like the culture change. And so I thought it was so interesting.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3380.794

And I love that they just didn't like clown on it as like, you know, bad for women. You're teaching women to make cakes. They should be in the workforce. Like, shut up.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3388.522

No, and she said even women who are in the workforce, like they still feel this... Drawn to the home. Yeah, because that's their, that's, you know, home and that's their domain. That's the heart of their family. And so you can work and also...

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3399.833

still want to have like a warm home where you create things and you cook things for your family yeah and sustain all that so actually I think they said like most of her audience was working women not just people who sit at home and like are looking for things cooking all day yeah and honestly the documentary was so interesting and her company went public and I felt like it was almost over and I completely had forgotten the whole jail thing and then the second half of the documentary is really like dedicated to that whole journey and if you would have asked me but I said yeah you know she got a tip she'd

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

342.445

And I know there's a strong but mighty community, a small but mighty community of Deer Toaster fans. The week just kind of got away from us. I'm like, yeah, we could shove it in today. But then we rushed Queenie and Weenie and the Martha recap.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3427.671

bought or sold or whatever, and she went to prison for it. And I so did not know how not the case that was. Now, I think when it comes to whether or not Martha actually did it, like, we will never know. She maintains her innocence, and I'm sure they had very little evidence. He said, she said, some loser secretary saying, yeah, I heard him, whatever.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3445.359

But they were not able to bring charges onto Martha Stewart for insider trading. I did not know that. She did not go to jail for insider trading. She went to jail for lying to the government because they couldn't get her on insider trading. So they were able to go through one of her depositions and be like, well, this isn't 100% true. And we're going to take you to trial to prove it.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3463.812

So they were so clearly making an example of her. And that guy, Jims Comey, whatever his name was, was some loser attorney general. Like he wanted to make his bones off this. And you know what? It works because he ended up, like you said, being the head of the FBI, right? So he built his career on the bones of women like Martha Stewart. It was honestly...

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3480.678

Now I don't even care if she broke the law because they abused the justice system. What a waste. First of all, like Martha Stewart, 45 grand. She was a fucking billionaire. She was on the board of Revlon of so many public of the New York stock exchange.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3493.004

So many publicly traded companies like she needed 45 grand, please. Right. No, that whole part like actually made me sick, like gave me a pit in my stomach. The fact that they could just like use destroy everything she built. Yeah. And like that she's going to prison. A real prison. And he didn't tip her off, the stock guy.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3510.737

So whatever reason she had for making that trade, like, did not come because she knew that he didn't get his drug approved. Like... Right. It was sickening. And I just, like... I remember Martha Stewart going to jail. We didn't... I didn't really, like, know the details of it.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3527.367

But you didn't say now, like, Martha Stewart went to jail for insider trading. She did not. Yeah. She went to jail for lying to the government.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

353.514

We kind of missed it. We did miss it. We've been kicking the ball down the field the whole week. We couldn't do it Wednesday because the Kurds wouldn't have been able to withstand. Thursday, of course, like it just was toes to wean. And now it's Friday and it didn't happen. So better luck next week. Maybe we'll see where we're at. Maybe like deer toasters just for next week.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3533.011

And it just, like, really just... Makes you question, like, I feel like at the time, were people like, and there was some news coverage that was like, this was unfairly harsh. You could see like- No, but they were eating it up.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3543.344

Yeah, but- This ice queen who was allegedly rude to work with is also stealing from the government. Like, it was so egregious.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3551.028

Well, no, it's not from the government. If she's traded, it would be- Take advantage of- The investors, but- Yeah. It was egregious. It was so upsetting. And honestly, I feel like the end of the documentary tried to like be like, and she's back and she's got this new life and actually going to jail set her free from her perfectionism in a lot of way. I did not feel that optimism. I felt mad.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3571.72

I'm not over it. And I do remember like the official, you know, the comeback of Martha Stewart. I didn't realize it hinged so much on the roast of Justin Bieber. That's so funny and interesting to me and really brilliant. But I agree. And she is back and I know she's... you know, better than ever. But it made me so mad because her company went completely kaput.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3590.934

They were, what, $35, $40 a share, and then they were under $5, almost $2. Like, it made me so mad because everything everybody had said, right? Like, you can't take a company public that's based on one person because that person's reputation, that person could get hit by a car. Like, all of the things, they ended up being right, right?

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3606.687

This billion-dollar company did go because of her reputation, but she didn't do it. Or even if she did, it's not right how it went down. Like, it was so – like, I was so mad. And honestly, when she was leaving prison wearing that crocheted poncho that one of her inmates made her, like, let me tell you, queen shit.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3623.075

No, and then she did her show, and they're all wearing ponchos, and the dogs are wearing ponchos. It's a shame that her show didn't work out, that Mark Burnett show, and I understood, like, why it didn't. But I think I was just like, I don't know how she could have – what moves she could have made to –

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3638.26

right the ship at that point like i think you know when she said everything had to fall apart advised to not speak out and that was like a mistake that she regrets but i think even if she did speak out during the trial like it was such a coordinated from every media there was nothing she could have done like they wanted to destroy her and they successfully did and it i was so angry and i felt so sad for because when you think about

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3661.571

how much it took for her to get to the place. Like she knew she was gonna take her company public and everybody was like, you're crazy. She got Kmart to advance her the money to buy her company back. Like everything she did was so fucking impressive. And I loved how the first thing she did when she made it big was go to Kmart and she's on Letterman and Letterman's being such a dick.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3677.637

Kmart, Martha Stewart shops at Kmart. And she just like so understood the American woman being like 70 million people shop in Kmart every single month. And just because you're shopping at Kmart doesn't mean you don't deserve nice things. Like she was so every woman, she wasn't really snobbish, even though the whole thing had like a very sort of elevated vibe to it. I was so angry. I'm still angry.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3698.44

I'm sure she is too by the way you could tell there are certain things that happened to her in her life like even her first divorce that she really wasn't over like it was so I'm sorry she was so sad about that a billion dollars she said she personally and I also did wish they asked like a couple more questions about her personal finances because she's clearly very wealthy but she became a billionaire and then she said during the course of the trial she lost personally a billion dollars I think that was because of her like her stake in the company and the company losing so much but so how much money did she have at the end

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3729.5

When they did that zoom out on the drone at the very end of her property, her property is insane.

The Toast

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3734.063

Yeah. So let's get into the fifth story, which is she has some notes on the documentary. She's not thrilled with a couple of things, including what you just mentioned. So she has criticized the film by R.J. Cutler over multiple editing choices that she disagreed with. She said, quote, those last scenes with me looking like a lonely old lady walking hunched over in the garden.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

374.897

Like if Monday or Tuesday, and I could see Tuesday being a dry day because it's election day and no one's stepping out of line except for Erica Girardi to file for divorce. No, I will be behaving on Tuesday. Like I value my life and my job. I could see like the news being quiet because the big news is taking place. So like maybe we slip in a DT on a quiet election day.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3753.138

Boy, I told him to get rid of those. And he refused. Let me tell you, she's so funny. She's so funny. She said, I hate those scenes. Hate them. She also took issue with the project's musical score, claiming it didn't reflect her taste. She said to RJ, quote, an essential part of the film is that you play rap music. Dr. Dre will probably score it or Snoop Dogg or Frederick.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3772.802

I said, I want that music. And then he gets some lousy classical score in there, which has nothing to do with me.

The Toast

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3778.755

They did play a Snoop Dogg song at the very end because they did a big part of the documentary, really giving him credit for a lot of her comeback. And so I thought that was a good nod. But I'm glad they didn't play rap music throughout the whole documentary. It wouldn't have fit.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3792.099

I agree. And maybe that's like where she is now. Or was she listening to rap music while she was renovating Turkey Hill? I don't know. She wasn't. She was listening to classical symphonies. The music fit to me. I didn't notice it. And that's a good thing.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

38.802

Well, I had, like, kind of a terrible Halloween yesterday after Toastoween, which we'll get into, which was so fabulous. I did not get a singular holiday.

The Toast

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3804.32

Then she also said that the director used very little footage from her personal archive, noting there was not even a mention of her two grandchildren. She also felt the doc placed too much focus on her 2004 obstruction of justice trial, which led to her serving nearly five months.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3817.588

We needed that much because to understand really what they did to her and how coordinated it was, she should be glad. She should feel vindicated, but I think maybe she's at this point in her life where she can't care about it anymore.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3826.854

Yeah, she said it was not that important. The trial and the actual incarceration was less than two years out of an 83 year life. I considered it a vacation to tell you the truth. The trial itself was extremely boring. Even the judge fell asleep. RJ didn't even put that in. The judge was asleep at the bench. I wrote it in my diary every day.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3843.945

No, Martha is so funny. Like the shit that she says that like you obviously think in your head, but you never say out loud. She was like, oh, and that wench from the New York Post was there. She's dead now. I'm glad. She said, thank goodness. She's so funny.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3854.873

Yeah, she is. I mean, at this point, like, she doesn't give a fuck. The worst thing that could possibly have happened to her happened to her. So let's let her rip, huh? I only wish this documentary came out sooner because I think it will usher in a renaissance for Martha Stewart.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3868.857

I think there's going to be more, like the way that I looked to buy her cookbook, I think thousands of people are going to do. I wouldn't be surprised if they reissue it. I wouldn't be surprised if she writes more new ones. Like I think that the big moment that she has so deserved, even though she's had big moments, I just don't feel like they're as big as what she lost.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3886.901

no agreed and they tried to say that in the documentary like she's back a new generation reclaimed her relevance and she's huge but no not like no and I think she deserves to have all of the things that she once had and she deserves it all back and I only wish that this has happened sooner and also like that I knew about like because honestly I I loved everything that I saw in the documentary I wish that I hadn't known about what she had done sooner so that I could have maybe gotten some books and learned some things I want to watch her show

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3915.407

Yeah. It was an infuriating documentary. Yeah. And the first hour was so inspiring. Like, really. Like, just this badass woman in business who started with fucking nothing. Like, really nothing. And when she was talking about, like, her house in the Hamptons, oh, my God, so sick. Like, she's such a queen. And I really forgot. And I was like, I wonder how they're going to wrap this up.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3936.579

And then I forgot about this huge thing that happened to her so late in life. And I...

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3941.713

It really made me angry, like for real. Yeah, and I buy magazines in the grocery store checkout aisle and like they are lacking because Martha Stewart Living is not there. That's where she should be. Correct.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

395.706

Yeah, and I think we'll all be looking for distractions anyways, so that would be a good option. So I wanted to acknowledge and apologize to the DT community. Which includes ourselves. We're hurting ourselves. By the way, we had such good submissions this week, not to be annoying.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3954.218

so i just i'm disgraceful i'm mad at like what i've missed out on in in this years of my life like i should have had martha guiding me and i don't and i didn't have that guidance when she said that she got put in solitary for 24 hours in the food and water because she accidentally she didn't know that this person was a guard and touched their necklace being like you necklace i was shook it's so crazy she's very tough oh and that piece of shit google guy microsoft charles

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3977.225

Yeah, I didn't realize that they had dated for so long.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3979.666

He didn't visit her in jail, and then he broke up with her, like, laying naked in bed. And, like, sent her a jet to pick her up from jail, which was very generous, but only to break up with her. Yeah, but she could have had her own jet.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

3989.328

But also, like, who... This just, like, speaks to, like, I think Hollywood stuff, like, rich people stuff, where it's like, I'm sleeping with someone, and I'm letting you know that I'm engaged to someone else. And that's why I'm breaking up with you, but I'm also engaged, but we... But you're my girlfriend, by the way, for 15 years. But I'm engaged.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4005.133

No, and that's what she said also about Ina Garten when she was on Watch What Happens. I think so many people like really abandoned her because the stink of being a convict. And she ran in like hoity-toity fancy business lifestyle circles and people didn't want that. And so that was probably another huge hit, even getting out of prison like you're free, but nobody wants to be near you. Yeah.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4025.74

Which ends up being a blessing, by the way.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4027.745

Yeah, and she's like, you know, she has herself. Like, she's so strong. Like, I don't know. I liked how she wouldn't even make herself a victim for one second.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4037.067

Even with, like, her husband cheating on her. Like, that's just, like, a tough person mentality. And I think it's really admirable.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4044.289

She was so funny, like, talking about how horrible it was to be cheated on. And the guy was like, you also had an affair, though, yes? And she's like, yeah, but he was Irish. Like, she's so funny.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4051.35

No, she was like, he never knew. And they were like, no, we spoke to him. He knew. He knew. Yeah. He was a mensch. Yeah, it didn't end right, but he loved her and he supported her. He let her do whatever she wanted. Yeah, but he had an affair with the girl who worked for her on their property. That's not menschy. Yeah, but she had an affair too. That's not menschy. It was an imperfect marriage.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4069.042

I wouldn't say mensch. No, I wouldn't say mensch. I wouldn't say mensch. But I would say they hurt each other.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4074.85

Yeah, I just like loved him for like picking her out and loving her like instantly and marrying her and really bringing her up in this world. And she was able to do so much that she never would have been able to do without like sort of the access and the lifestyle that he gave her.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4086.674

Or it might have just taken her longer. But she got to take a few steps forward. Yeah. And so for that, I like him. Yeah. And he let her like do whatever with Turkey Hill. Literally. I love Turkey Hill. I know.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4101.238

I know. I just want to consume more of her, but where can I find it? I know. We need Martha back. I guess she has her show with Snoop now, but it's more like gamesy. It's not on anymore. I want the education that she's promised us. Yeah, we need Magnolia Network to pick her up. We do.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4119.392

Just Martha in the kitchen teaching. So those were the past five stories that you needed to know. And now it's time for Queenie and Weenie of the Week, our favorite time of the week, where Jackie and I just sort of sit back and take at a glance look at the week. And we deliver two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. Someone who acted like a queenie and somebody acted like a weenie.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

412.959

But we kind of disrupted the order of things, and we need to not do that.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4138.752

It's not that serious. It's just like meant to be, you know, a fun little game. It's a seven day title. We're having fun. So let's start with Queenie. My queenie is, of course, Martha Stewart.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4148.499

She's an honorable mention for me, but she's actually not my queenie. Oh, well, I'll just wrap up the conversation we just had about her because I could like. It's hard not to let a Friday episode influence Queenie and Weenie, but like after what I saw last night, like she's absolutely the queenie of my week.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

416.742

Speaking of Election Day, I think I'm going to try and vote today. Okay. Cause you don't want to vote on your birthday, like standing in a line. No, my birthday is the next day, but thank you for being super excited. No, I don't want to vote on election day because now election day, it's like lines galore when you could vote early.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4161.884

I agree, she deserves it and I'm glad you gave it to her because I wanted to give my Queenie to Chessie Soffer who made Toast to Ween so funny and so great and was so down to play, down to clown and brought so much joy to so many people. I was literally in the tub hours after Toast to Ween cracking up, people just tagging me in their stories, random moments filming Ben throughout the episode.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4182.924

Chessie is a Queenie and she deserves the title. Yeah, she deserves the world.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4187.868

Now, my weenie is kind of directly in response to your queenie. My weenie is James Comey. Yeah. You know, I didn't have a weenie of the week. I went through everything. You know, I oriented myself to the week, my photos, and then also reading the descriptions of our episodes. It's usually where the weenie finds me. And there was no weenie this week until one Jim's James Comey.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4208.305

My runner-up weenie of the week was going to be us for dropping the ball on Deer Toasters.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4212.529

Compared to what James Comey did to Martha Stewart. That's nothing. Nothing. Also, it's really like behavior. Like if you're not good enough at your job for like a promotion, then that's just say that. But here's trying to build a career off the backs of successful women and successfully destroying them for your own personal gain is disgraceful. You are a piece of shit.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4235.253

Yes. And if you really couldn't find some real corruption on Wall Street to charge. Do better. Well, then you're not very good at your job. That's what I'm saying. Well, then we're not very good lawyers, are we?

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4247.941

He's clearly like inept and just took an easy way out. And everyone wanted to take down Martha. She was at the top of her game. She was a powerful woman. She wasn't like nice. So it was easy. You know, the press was down. That doesn't make you good at your job. It makes you a scoundrel and a weasel. Scoundrel and a weenie. So Martha, we will protect you.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4268.015

She's like on our list of people we will heretofore protect.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4272.098

Actually, I can't believe we have talked about Martha Stewart for literally 45 minutes. And I have not shared the fact that I sat next to Martha Stewart at a dinner party. And I actually did stand up in front of Martha Stewart.

The Toast

Restitution For Martha Stewart: Friday, November 1st, 2024

4282.425

Remember when we sat next to her at dinner and she left Margo's phone case?

The Toast

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Yes, yes, yes. But she was at a restaurant. I forgot about that. She was at a restaurant and we happened to be seated at like the next booth to her. No, no. I was at the same party as her. It was a dinner party and we sat next to each other.

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And she was a queen. And then the host of the dinner party was like, Claudia does stand up. Like, should we have her do a joke? And I seriously wanted to kill him. But I did it.

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And I've been trying to find time to vote all week, but I haven't had a moment. And now it's like getting away from me. So I think today is the day. So I don't have a plan. And I think that's like my first mistake, of course. And that's what the influencers have been saying. I barely even knew where my, I thought my voting place was one place.

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I told like a little bit. I had just released. I was about to release my special. So I did like a little bit for my special. Which one? Which bit? about vaping on the plane. And I had my vape with me. Martha thought it was hilarious. Like, she was cracking up when I called the flight attendant to see UNT. And then, like, I was also seated next to her, so we were just, like, chatting all day.

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And it was amazing. And I just can't believe I talked about her this entire time without inserting myself. That's how powerful Martha is.

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It's true. I hadn't even thought, like... Yeah. She liked Margot's phone case. What does Margot's phone case say? Don't fucking touch me. It's a heart and it says don't fucking touch me. And Margot's phone was flipped over on the table because we don't use our phones at dinner. And she picked it up and she loved it. Yeah, Martha was like, that's funny.

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Now knowing her, yeah, she got that phone case.

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Yeah, I don't even know. I know it's so personal to her, so she's going to have her criticisms of it, but I think that if it takes off in the way that I think it will, it just came out yesterday or the day before, I think it will be another sort of kindling, like how the Justin Bieber roast was for her. It will ignite, I think, another wave of Martha obsession.

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1000% and really like nothing that comes next could ever make right what happened but we could start with a billion how about we start with a billion we'll work but adjusted for inflation and for the year she would have spent investing with all her good tips that's also what she was saying when she was like hanging she was like I started hanging out with billionaires through I forget what it was and she was like and these were you know back in the day to be a billionaire not that being a billionaire now is anything to scoff at but like because of inflation and things like that like back in the day a billionaire

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Was a billionaire. She was like, it was different.

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Yeah. So let's start paying her back. I'm ready. Where can I subscribe? Where can I send the check?

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You know, I've been talking about this big government building, but apparently it's the library. So like, this is, you guys, I'm without a plan. And I feel like you're always at your local live. I love my library. I do. You should, like, take a trip. I think I might break my tripod and, like, make just, like, separate, like, content for the redheads, you know?

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By the way, they take it really seriously in polling places, any sort of, like, filming or videoing.

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No, no, separate from, I wouldn't be filming myself voting, like, no. I'd be, like, going into the stacks and making content for the redheads. Okay, I'm just saying, like, be careful wheeling that thing in and around your polling place.

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It's not a felony because then also you have to be able to record in government buildings. Remember, we learned that at the library this summer about the librarian who wasn't letting someone record.

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You cannot record at a polling place. I whipped my phone out. Maybe I was trying to take a picture of Ben because he was being so slow. I literally got yelled at. You cannot even whip out your phone in a polling place. It's like a casino. Are you sure? Positive.

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singular trick-or-treater. That is really crazy. I had the opposite experience. I actually wasn't home for the trick-or-treaters. We are the sort of house that just leaves a bowl by the door. Help yourselves in a spritz bucket. Oh, of course, in a spritz bucket. Of course. Gotta teach the youth. Gotta teach youth. Maybe they'll say, what's this spritz?

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Don't you see videos of people acting out?

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Filming undercover. Filming undercover. Filming undercover.

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Okay. Okay. Like, seriously, keep that tripod in your trunk. I just want to let you know, I have no interest in filming at my polling place.

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It sounds like you are really interested, actually.

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No, I'm not. It's a really big building. I'll be in a separate wing, okay?

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It sounds like you're literally dying to film.

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Yeah, because that's the sort of content everybody wants, is more election content from influencers.

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Let's take a look at the week at a glance. You know, it's Friday. Let's just sort of like unwind. What would you say was like the best part of your week? Besides Chostaween, obviously.

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Um, is there like something that you want me to say? No, I'm just trying to have a talk with my sister on our podcast. I know, but like, it's just like kind of random.

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Why? I'm just sort of taking a conclusive approach to this episode.

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I would have to like go through my camera roll and think back on the week. I don't have a grasp of the week in my mind at the moment. Oh, I have something really exciting going on, like in my personal life. Do you mean personal or professional? Yeah, a bit. You guys will find out later today. I haven't even told you I've been so coy. What the hell's going on? Should I tell you?

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Yeah, tell all of us. I'll tell all of you because I'm finally today, like the work is being done. I'm wallpapering my bathroom. Oh, my God. You bitches are so dramatic. I can't.

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Also, Margo and Olivia on their Instagram stories yesterday being like, huge thing happening to us tomorrow. Just roll with it. Like, huge thing happening tomorrow. People think there's like a big family announcement coming today.

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And there isn't. There isn't. No, but I didn't want to like say my bathroom's being done like earlier in the week because then you have to wait like a few days to see it. I just wanted to do it all at once so that like it was instant gratification.

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That's nice. Actually, you know, I actually also didn't even talk about this on the podcast, like a big special project that I was working on. I don't know if you saw because it was in Women's Wear Daily. I did see. Yeah. I became a brand ambassador for this new like pet wellness brand that I actually was familiar with and like,

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joined the I don't want to say the board but there isn't on board but if there was a board I would have a seat on it very Martha Stewart of May and we had like a launch party um what day of the week was that it's been the longest week I want to say Wednesday that's like two days ago Oh my God. This party feels like six months ago. It's called Wagwell. It's like pet wellness.

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You know, I feel like, and I'm kind of taking like a Jackie O approach to parenthood when it comes to Romeo. With Theo, I was like a little, you know. A little. A little laissez. Like whatever. I didn't like read a singular label. Like ingredients, I don't know. You know, I was very like trusting.

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trusting and blind and blind and maybe willfully ignorant I would say I would say and and look where that got me and with Romeo I'm like actually much more particular now about like everything kind of like you like how you swapped out all your cleaning products and you got pregnant like literally me Romeo's treats like now from Wagwell they're all like grain free he's on supplements for like allergies like and joint I feel like I've gotten a second chance at life and like I'm taking it really seriously like dead ass

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Do a little, hopefully, you know, 21 plus. Did you get any, like, kids stealing candy? Do you have, like, a camera or something where you could see?

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I'm so glad to hear that. And I'm glad that you're finding like wellness hacks for your pup so that you don't have to lean on BP. And that's the thing.

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I feel like with Theo, I definitely like succumbed, succumbed. To Big Pet. Like, I just would go to the pet store and buy stuff and not even look. You're like, shoot me up. I'm like, who would make something poor quality for dogs? Actually, quite a few people. It's true. You'll be hearing about, like, probably seeing billboards of me for this new brand, Wagwell. Don't be alarmed.

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Like, me and Romeo just being celebrity endorsers.

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I love that. I actually now I have a grasp of my week and I can answer your question from before. Isn't it a nice question? It is a nice question, but like I didn't have a grasp of my week. I don't know like how else to say it. She didn't have a grasp of her week. Two highlights of my week. Thank you for asking. First, driving the Cybertruck and vlogging and the whole experience with my husband.

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We had a great day, a great afternoon at Tesla and we got to drive the Cybertruck. We just had fun. And then it's also on the vlog and the vlog was really like creating the vlog was really fun. And that was just- And it's so well received, the vlog. It's so well received. It was like just a fun creative project. And you guys know I love vlogging. I'm like Molly Mae with my bird watching camera.

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I watched my camera footage. Everyone, like, was super respectful. They took a respectful amount. But also, like, again, no one, like, came and pillaged, which was nice.

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Of course. And then like, you know, ever since the great like chilly vlog of like 2022, every time we put out a vlog, we're always like a little like, are they going to hate this?

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Yeah, I do get nervous. But with this one, I actually wasn't. I was like, even if I got, even if people said that they didn't like it, like it wouldn't bother me because like, I'm so proud. Like, I know that it was great. Like I was smiling, watching and I was having fun. Then the second great thing that I didn't even tell everyone, but I did tell everyone that I was going to the dentist, right?

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Because Bruno... I actually meant to ask you how that went. Right. So I had a toothache when Bruno got 14 teeth extracted. And I was like, well, I can't go now because there's no budget. But it was really hurting. I was like getting a little worried. And I don't know if you guys know this about me, but I have like not the greatest teeth. Like they're kind of weak. I've had a root canal.

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I have like so many crowns. A what? A root canal. I've had a root canal. Wow. I've had a root canal, which I barely remembered until I went to the dentist. And I was like, I think I've had a root canal. He's like, yeah, that's a root canal on the x-ray. I've had a million crowns, a million cavities. So like when my tooth hurts, like it means there's trouble, a brewing, and it's not good.

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So I went. And for the first time, it was, dentist's words, this is quote, not a four alarm fire. I just have two crowns on two teeth next to each other that are not perfectly aligned. No big deal. Oh, so they're like rubbing up against each other? No, it just means stuff gets stuck back there and then it just like irritates my gums.

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And so like, I just need to, I do floss back there a lot, but just do more of it. And eventually if I want to perfect it, he could give me a crown that would be perfectly next to it, it would make the problem go away, but not something I have to do right now, so I'm just gonna think about it. But that was a major relief.

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It's so rare to go to any sort of doctor, dentist, any sort of medical professional, and be told that your concern is not real and there's not much you have to do.

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I mean, in this day and age when everybody has, like, a camera or a ring camera, to be a pillager, like, you have to be dumb as hell.

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I feel like typically like you want the validation of like a, even he was like making me do these jaw exercises to like open and shut my jaw. And he was like, oh, you go to the right a little bit on this like TMJ. And I'm like, are you saying I have TMJ? Like that's so exciting. I do have TMJ. It's so exciting to get a diagnosis sometimes. But in that situation, like your coccidinia.

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I mean, and I've actually been wanting to talk about this pillow. So let me circle back to that.

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I'm just saying in that situation, it was like the best possible news that I don't have to get like another root canal or I wasn't sat there for emergency dental surgery. Like it's just a small thing and like you'll be okay. That's a huge win in someone's week. It was a huge win. It was really like worrying me.

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Now I have recently like been watching our episodes and might I say they're just amazing. I love them. I can't recommend them enough. But because it's like officially fall, I've entered my sweaters and leggings season. Like that's what my uniform is. And because my coccidinia pillow is black and my pants are usually black, in a lot of our clips, like I look like I have the fattest fucking ass.

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That's like, that's also like jiggly and flat. Like it lays flat. And I just feel like every single day I need to put a disclaimer on the show. Like if you are watching this on YouTube, like I am sitting on a black pillow. That's what you're seeing. My ass is actually so firm and tiny.

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Yeah, it's really true. And I was like, you know, being mindful of that myself at other people's homes because we had a good mix of neighbors out and about like excited about Halloween. We had some buckets. We really pounded the pavement.

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Like you don't even see it. Do you know what's so funny? Someone commented asking if I got a BBL because like these are the pillows that you sit on when you get a BBL. Also, by the way, easy hack for you, get a different color pillow. Like mine's gray, so that's different. Yours is so ugly. I would love to find, maybe we could find a white pillow. Maybe we could have them like custom dyed.

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I would love if we could get like a matching boucle.

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Jackie, what if we got boucle tushy pillows? I think that's like what we should get. Invest in. Yeah. Like, listen, let's loosen the purse strings. Let's get custom tushy pillows.

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Why don't you knit us pillow covers? You know, like I... Inspired by Martha. I can really only knit like in a straight line, like a scarf. We'll ask Craig. We'll ask Sewing Down South. Oh my God, by the way. Remember when I asked Craig if they do like custom pillows and he said, because I have a bench that needs pillowing and he said like, no, but we could like work... They know the people. Yeah.

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That's actually a good call. We need Sewing Down South. Let's send them these mentions of these pillows. We need boucle covers. I feel like they could do that actually so easily.

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We do. That's so fair. And also, why do we have to be confined to these dimensions? Why don't we have just a cushion?

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The whole chair, yeah. And it only makes sense. We are actually a studio that is styled and designed by Sewing Down South. My pillow, all of our throw pillows are Sewing Down South.