Beyonce Struggling To Sell Tour Tickets (TMZ) (15:56)B.J. Novak is Dating Delaney Rowe (Page Six) (24:28)Martha Stewart Admits She’s Never Ordered Food Delivery (Page Six) (29:31)JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes Reveal Relationship Status After Celebrity Big Brother UK (E! Online) (32:28)Pregnant Lele Pons Slips and Falls Twice During Gender Reveal (People) (44:28)Dear Toasters Advice Segment (51:26)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of The Toast podcast?
We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday. Wow. That's like early in the week.
We did got to Tuesday.
And I woke up today, I'm like, oh, Thursday. We've earned it.
Jueves, baby.
No, Martis.
Just a little old Martis for you, but it's an exciting Martis. Oh, my God.
So much to talk about. Like, first of all.
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Chapter 2: What is the new merchandise collection launching for Mother's Day?
Martis.
Jackie and I soft launched our new merch collection. It's a small little drop we're doing. It's tomorrow at 10 a.m. Eastern time at ChopToastMerch.com. In the spirit of Mother's Day, we always want to be shouting out our mamas. I know we have so many... Okay, not me doing like a Heil Hitler. I was shouting out... By the way, I was shouting out...
I was shouting out the mamas, but I did like encroach into Heil Hitler territory. And for that, I apologize because that's not what I was doing. What I was trying to do was salute our mothers. OK, so sorry. We have three merch pieces dropping tomorrow, Wednesday, 10 a.m. Eastern Time. Two of them are for the babies. So we have a little boy onesie. This is like a green and a blue.
It says Toasty Bebe. And there's a little bear like hosting his own podcast.
You know how much that bear means so much to me this time.
He's talking about very interesting things on his podcast. Okay.
And then of course, Claudia, he's saying you, you will love it.
That is what he's saying. Of course, we then had to make for the swirlies in pink, same little number. This is a size six month, but it goes from newborn to 24 months. So we've got all the swirlies.
So put your two-year-old in that.
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Chapter 3: What is the story behind Claudia's new car and an unexpected encounter with her husband?
That's how I felt when I got on my phone and I realized I didn't tell anyone that Alex Earl commented on Zandra's post. And it was like, it was really crazy.
Oh, I meant to make it a story for you.
That's okay. I just meant to bring it up as like kind of the one remaining champion of these two women individually. And this is the first and maybe only story
sign of life from these two Alex commented on Zandra's photo from stagecoach of Zandra looking like fire flames and Alex I think just wrote like hot or something like oh my god no no there's been a rapprochement yeah I don't know like this doesn't this didn't happen in a vacuum no some people are like well see there was never anything wrong no there was they spoke they buried the hatchet
And I'm such a fan of these two reconciling that for me, it meant a lot. So that's kind of what I did this weekend. I can't believe I forgot that in the weekend catch up yesterday.
Yeah, no, like it's just so crazy how quickly you can move on from things that are so important to you. And I just want to say like my new Model Y, which is what I went with, the new version of my old car, like it's just everything and more. And like everywhere I go, people are like, it's like I was at the playground and a 12 year old was like, is that the new Model Y?
Not the 12-year-old.
Why, yes, it is. Oh, my God.
You, like, have a Nintendo Switch.
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Chapter 4: What are the latest celebrity news on Beyoncé's Cowboy Carter tour ticket sales?
Yeah, that's pretty crazy. It was. But I think it also just goes to show how similar you guys are. You know that even the cadence of your meals is tempoed at the same time.
We're so simpatico.
You venture to the same neighborhoods. And so I think there's more to it than just random coincidence. I think... It's more cosmic than that? Yeah, you guys are more interconnected than you think. You're on the same biological clock of meal time and meal end.
Well, that's so true. Yeah.
And I love that. You guys are also clearly the dominant leaders at each table who can determine what time the meal shall end. Because some people like to sit there.
To be clear, that is 100% my role. When the dinner is over, I do not dilly-dally. These days, yes, because I'm just uncomfortable in chairs, but always. When the meal is over, let the meal end. Why do we have to add 20 minutes to the end of the meal? That makes me hate the whole experience, you know? Yeah. I'm a big fan of calling it when it's over.
Yeah. Well, when you're with your day one homies, you can do that.
Yeah, it's different also if you're cocktailing it up. Okay, like we could sip on our cocktails. But like, no, it's a weeknight. A lot of my friends have children. Like we had dinner.
No, when you're with the OGs, like people that you love, you could just be real. Like nobody wants to sit around for this. But when you're with kind of like strangers or acquaintances, like everybody has to be polite and nobody wants to be the first to be like, let's call it.
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Chapter 5: Who is BJ Novak dating and why is this relationship significant?
There are tickets. I'll say that.
On Ticketmaster?
On Ticketmaster.
That's crazy.
There are resale. Obviously, you know, that's like the pink button.
Of course, Taylor Swift has resale. Everyone has resale.
But then the blue button.
So there's.
But this is what I'll say. There are tickets.
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Chapter 6: Why is Martha Stewart's admission about never ordering food delivery surprising?
Chapter 7: What are the hosts' thoughts on celebrity tour controversies and bullying in pop culture?
To be clear, that is 100% my role. When the dinner is over, I do not dilly-dally. These days, yes, because I'm just uncomfortable in chairs, but always. When the meal is over, let the meal end. Why do we have to add 20 minutes to the end of the meal? That makes me hate the whole experience, you know? Yeah. I'm a big fan of calling it when it's over.
Yeah. Well, when you're with your day one homies, you can do that.
Yeah, it's different also if you're cocktailing it up. Okay, like we could sip on our cocktails. But like, no, it's a weeknight. A lot of my friends have children. Like we had dinner.
No, when you're with the OGs, like people that you love, you could just be real. Like nobody wants to sit around for this. But when you're with kind of like strangers or acquaintances, like everybody has to be polite and nobody wants to be the first to be like, let's call it.
Correct. Or like even ask for the check.
Yeah. Yeah.
So what I like to do is go to the bathroom when it's time to get the check and I flag down the waiter and be like, can you bring the check over? So it looks like the waiter just presumed we were done.
Yeah. And he's kicking us out. Oops.
Yeah. My God, this place is so tacky.
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Chapter 8: How do Claudia and Jackie engage with their audience and book celebrity guests?
You would still go because she's going to play the other songs too.
Right.
Especially if she knows that her fans didn't love Cowboy. Of course she's going to cater it towards everyone.
It was interesting to see how she is incorporating other Swirlies besides Blue Ivy. I have wondered long about the twins, right?
Yeah.
What is the other twin's name? Rumi and Sir, yes. So it's kind of Rumi's... Rumi's big night. coming out party. What is her debutante affair?
Yeah, and Blue Ivy was dancing more than ever. She had solo dance moves because on the last tour she came out with the dancers and she participated in the show but now she's getting her own dance break.
She's a very skilled dancer.
She is and it's so fun to watch and it's such a great use of Beyonce's platform to give her daughter this biggest stage.
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